The Woody Show May 24th 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Menace's Monologue, News headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Speaker. Due to the graphic natureof this program, listener discretion is advised.
The Woody Show. This is theWoody Show. Insensitivity Training Class is

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now in session. A good morning, everybody, Good morning, all right.
Well, today is May twenty fourth, twenty twenty four, and today
is Friday. Everybody, you know, no another week. We've made it.

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We're gonna get through this morning partof your day as quickly as we
can. I'm body, that's rabyef gefg rabe. There's a great gory
by Menace is here? What isup? We got Sea Bass, We've
got Sammy Bord, Caroline Morgan Vaughnand our guest up, honor, you
are here. Welcome to Friday.It is the Woodies Show, all right,

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Friday morning. Phones are open eightseven seven forty four Woody Friday check
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you are. We're specifically around town. You are listening to The Woody Show
this morning. Any kind of excitingweekend plans you got going on? What's
happened to this weekend? Nice longholiday weekend rip in a while, we've

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had one of those, I know, nice three day weekend. It's cool,
anything anyone you'd like to have usmention when we get to your check
in, send it on over totwo to nine eight seven little Friday Wheel
of topics. Some things I havebeen meaning to get to this week and
for whatever reasons, ran out oftime. You know, with you know,
the NFL offseason, they're always makingrule changes and doing different things.
A couple of things NFL related.I thought, like, why haven't we

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been doing this forever? But they'regoing to try it out at least for
the preseason games, electronically measured firstdowns. Yeah, yeah, I know,
like there were so many I thinkthis last season was the worst for
officiating in general. There's so manyvideos online of like did you guys even
see that play? Because where theyspot the ball was so far off from

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where the ball actually ended up?Or where was a cost team so much
yardage sessions? Right, So whatthey're going to do, at least for
these three preseason games, they're goingto try it out, and if it's
successful and receives approval from the league, it'll carry over into the regular season
and at that point the traditional chaingang method that they use now that's just

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going to serve as like a backupcup system, but we have the technology.
Yeah, it seems archaic that oneguy running out onto the field is
with the giant place the ball,because look how it works in tennis.
You know, I don't know ifyou, I don't know how many people
watch tennis. I don't watch ita lot, but I've seen where they
could see if his serve is inor out, like it shows the line
and exactly where the ball landed.Yea. And these things are being served

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at one hundred miles an hour,you know they can they can pinpoint exactly
where it is on the field.Yeah, I'm sure there's one nap in
the ball. Yeah. Then apparentlythey have had these chips for a while,
but it's not something that they've beenyou know, even in the preseason
they've been That's probably where this camefrom. That was probably maybe a phase
one part of this. And butgreat, I'm all for it. People
go, I don't like instant replay. I don't like the purest you know

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kind of thing. But I wantthem to get it right. Yeah,
even if it's against my team,because it's going to go for your team
at some point. Just get itright, that's all. And then HBO
is bringing Hard Knocks back with atwist. This year. It's off season
with the New York Giants, Soit's like a five episode series going to
start July second on HBO goes throughJuly thirtieth, and so it's it's just

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all this you know, behind thescenes stuff about leading up to the draft,
and I better see some parties,Like what's see some nice houses?
I better see some sports cars likeGiants. You know, they lost their
running back Saquon Barkley to the Eagles, right, and then they got that
wide receiver from LSU neighbors. Sothere's like all this excitement going on with

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So honestly, the off season thatI want to see is Mahomes and see
how much he ate. You know, that would be cool, how much
he ate? Yeah, because everyonesays that how he saw that video,
I'm like, look, that's mydream bought, right, So I'm not
knocking him, But for the amountof stuff that he has to eat for
you to have any effect on him, I would have liked, here's that.

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Here's the thing. I saw thatvideo that everybody's been talking about this
week. He's walking from the parkinglot into like, uh, like one
of their facilities, like you know, like an office building, and I'm
like, that's a dad bod.Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, but
you look at me like that lookslike a guy who's in shape. Are
exactly for a top athlete though,a top professional athlete. But he always

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has that kind of look. Imean he's always had that, Like he
has never had abs. If youlook at him from like a profile,
he always kind of has like thelike a stance of like a pigeon,
you know what I mean. It'salways kind of like kind of round and
like he's but you watch that whatwas that that quarterback documentary? Yeah,
and the way he trains and howhard he works, all right, dude,

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mad respect all right. Uh,this driver of a Tesla in Ohio
had a crazy moment driving his carwith the autopilot mode on. And this
is on the They have this TeslaMotors Club online forum and the video is
on there, so it's in thefull self driving mode and the car was
just like barreling forward even as amoving train was speeding directly in front of

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the car. So he said he'sowned this thing less than a year and
two times in the last six months, the car tried to run him into
a moving train while it was inthe self driving mode. Yeah, but
because I had that I had thatthing too. Man, where when I
owned the Tesla? Never again?Hashtag never again. But yeah, like

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the autopile thing is really cool whenit works. But man, it has
a lot of blind spots. Youhave to really I mean, you got
to really be paying attention. Ithink people give it way too much credit.
But it will try to you know, change lanes into a semi truck,
oh my god. Yeah, Oryou're going right towards something. You're
like, this is way too fast. It does go real fast towards slowed

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down to traffic. Yeah, throughlike there's a there's a big thing in
front of you whatever, it's apiece of traffic, or there's like a
barrier some kind. You're like,yeah, yeah, so you can slow
down. You can see you withthis thing. It's not perfected yet,
but it's not supposed to be whereyou can like sit back and watch a
movie and just chill out. Yeahsomeday. How about this story young boy

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doctor stunned because he swallowed and thenpassed a four inch pencil, A pencil
like a little golf pencil. Yeah, without any harm reported done to himself.
GEZ good for him. Yeah,he was active and playful the whole
time, at least from the hospital. No future treatments needed. Seven year
old boy, you know, justhe swallowed this, uh, this four
inch pencil, you could be inthe circus. Yeah yeah, watch the

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boy who eats Yeah, I meankids, kids are always doing dumb stuff.
Yeah. What is the compulsion toput stuff in your nose or eat
stuff? Yeah? So weird?These are weird. Well we did it,
you know. Yeah, it couldn'thave been easy to swallow that pencil
though, Like he was determined.Yeah, I just stick like marbles and
stuff like in my nose really yeah, but like it wouldn't have never got

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stuck. Yeah, I don't aseven year old though, I don't know
how old. I don't recall puttinganything in my nose. This kid's an
idiot. The tech startup is promisingfull on head transplants, Oh my god
within the next decade. Oh okay, okay, name of the company's brain
bridge. They even claim they'll beable to preserve memories and consciousness while giving

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those battling things like cancer in Parkinson'sdisease, new options, so we could
get new bodies. It's an eyepowered system capable of performing head transplants,
grafting a person's head onto a braindead donor body while preserving all that stuff.
That's so weird. I've seen thismovie projected within eight years. Oh

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my god, yeah, damn.I mean, look, if they can
pull that up, they can't getsomeone to live with a with a pigs
lever right out. Yeah, I'lltake Mahome's body all day. Yeah,
yeah, exactly right. Yeah anduh and finally here a truck driver in
our wheel of topics. He believesthat someone's out to get him. Somebody
mailed him a rattlesnake I heard about. Sixty year old guy also receives an

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identical package sent to his house andFlorida. He's advised his family to keep
it closed, take it to thepolice station. Must be a real sixty
year old guy, Yeah, justin the box mark and a fragile right
beef. They say, likely mailedfrom northern California with cotton balls muffling its
rattle. So freaky. He says, that's attempted murder if you ask me,

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yeah, is not wrong. Yeah, not wrong, because I'm not
a gangster. I'm a truck driver. I'm trying to trying to figure out
do I have any enemies? Yeah? What do you really even interact with?
That's so bizarre. Yeah. Sothere's your Friday morning Wheel of Topics
again. Phones are open eight sevenseven forty four. Woodie, hit us
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what you got going on this weekend, and uh, we'll tell you what

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training for a politically correct world onthis Friday morning. Yeah, we'll get

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into a long holiday weekend everybody.Yeah, Friday morning, May the twenty
fourth, twenty twenty four on Moody. That's raving lfg lfg red. There's
a great gory. It's like menace, good morning, Good morning, Woody.
We got sea bass right there.There's Sammy Port, Caroline Morgan Vond.
You are VIP available to call inanytime you like on the phone to

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the eight seven seven forty four Woodieat your earliest convenience, or set us
a Friday check in. You cando that or anything you got on the
text over to two two nine eightseven. We got a very ambitious plan
for this hour, so we reallyjust want to kind of get right into
it here with your Friday fail story. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, it is timefor your Friday fail story. All these
people thought you had the perfect planto plan that can never go wrong,
but then somewhere along the line itwent from a great idea to one big
stink in megaber trun Yeah. Fiveout of ten. Yeah, the job

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done exactly that's what he said.Yeah, got the job, I got
the job done. Yeah, yeah, you calm down, I have a
seat. All right, we'll startwith this one and tell me who on
the Woody Show is most likely toend up in a situation like this.
All right, it's from Pittsburgh.Cops responded to a call by a car

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crash. Two cars involved. Becamevery clear, real fast who is in
fault. The one driver noticed abug crawling on him while he was driving
like a little bitch. Freaked out, and while he was looking down trying
to squished the bug, he droveinto the oncoming lane of traffic and hit
another car. The normal stories,Yeah, should freak out over a bug?

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And now no one was hurt inthe crash. That's good, Yeah,
good, Yeah, normally I'm goinggreg Yeah, Pittsburgh. That almost
happened to me once. I wasdriving with at the time my high school
girlfriend and she all of a sudden, she says to me, we're on

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the freeway. She says, pullover, pull over. I said,
what's wrong, pull over? Justpull over, trust me, pull over.
I finally pulled over. She said, get out of the car.
I get out of the car,and she walks up to me and raises
her right hand and goes and sheswipes at me, and she said,
you had the world's biggest bug onyour shoulder. I didn't want you to
know because we would have crashed.Yeah, smart, did the right thing.

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Be smart. Yep. Now youmight have seen something about this one
in the news this week. Thisquote wrapper in Virginia ryloun show. Yep.
One of it looks super cool onsocial media. So he grabbed his
gun, had a laser sight onit, the whole thing. He's flipping
it around looking all cool. Thatis pretty cool, put it up to

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his head, started recording a video. He's singing into the camera while dancing,
looking super badass by the way,accidentally pulls the trigger and well,
you know, pew pew o.Yeah, pretty cool stuff. He killed
himself. But listen how cool hesounds. Yeah, and there you go,

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Oh my god, I traded outthe actual gun sound to the Yeah,
but he's dead. But a lotof credit, a lot of people
thought it was fake. Yeah,they found out it was so cool.
Something tells me the world is notmissing anything. If you're that dumb,
give me a break. So that'sthis one from Alaska. Seventy year old

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guy saw these two newborn moose calvesall bab so hey, perfect time to
grab your phone, get up close, get a picture, right right,
absolutely well, just as he didthat, mama moose came walking through the
brush looking for her babies. Sawthe man got pissed, attacked, stomped

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his ass, but good and helearned his lesson. He won't be doing
that again because he's megadet. Ohyeah, we were just talking about him.
Yeah moosar yeah, whoa and leavethem alone. Yeah. Now here's
my favorite fail story of the week. This is just from last night's Wheel

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of Fortune. It was a itwas a toss up puzzle, so the
the topic was phrase or the youknow, the theme or whatever phrase and
it looked like most of the wordswere filled in the sea. If let's
see if Menace can figure out whatthis would be. I'm showing him the
puzzle right before the guy tried tosolve it. Spoiler alert, he was

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wrong. Yeah, put your yourwhat's a four letter word? The first
word? Yeah? That in thebutt? Uh right? Yeah, it
looks like in the but this isthe something would you say that in the
butt? Yeah? All right?Well, here is how he answered on

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last night's Wheel of Fortune, Marsright in the butt, Yeah, no
Blake. That yeah, that's that'sit. I think. Yeah, I've
got alter Yeah, right in thebutt, right in the butt. Yeah,

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I just like the other contestants,like it's as soon as he said,
Tamorris right in the butt, noblake. This is the math.
Yeah, yeah it is. Thoseare your Friday fail stories. We're gonna

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take a quick break, we'll comeback and then Sea Bass is gonna have
the d y Q. Seed Basson the set. He's in Ohio working
on that movie all this week.He's actually got a couple of things for
us like to share. He metthis interesting character. Well, he's been
tracking down this interesting character that hediscovered while he's been in Ohio this past
week. This is and as youknow, Seed Mass has been on the

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road, he's been in Ohio becominga very low budget movie. From everything
that we have seen, it isI think maybe the lowest of all budgets.
Yeah, in fact, maybe it'szero. It's not zero, but
maybe the people who are in themovie are actually to be in the movie
and you know, chipping in forall the things you know. Well,
what I like is it's like whenI was in high school and we didn't

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really have a script. We justhave ideas and he just like point and
shoot. Right. Yeah, yeah, it does look like some kind of
like like college film project. Look, these are all professionals, at least
behind the scenes the camera. Whoknows, you know. With seabats being
in Ohio all this week, Ihave all of a sudden been noticing all

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this news coming out of there.Coincidence, I'm asking, I think not.
But the latest is how a largeamount of meat was dumped on the
side of the road and the copsare trying to figure out where it came
from. It's a lot too.It just looks like a big pile of
pulled chicken, is what it lookslike, just dumped there. It's happening

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in Washington County, Ohio. Lookat all that meat. Oh god,
wow, just on this, juston the side of the road. It
looks like a dump truck full ofmeat. It's weird how things in bulk
look gross. Yeah, it does. It just looks like pulled chicken,
right, it does. Just littlebarbecue sauce or something. People will realize
about Ohio is that it's it's justnext to Kentucky, and so many people

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when Kentucky, like their economy collapsed, you know, they moved to Ohio
and read if you read the bookHillbilly Elogy, which I am right now,
it's about how all these hill buildingsare all throughout Ohio because it's it's
a large state with you know,just a few cities that, as Raby
will tell you, suck real hard, right, I will tell you that,
Well, that's typically where the theinsane Clown Posse thing was happening.
Right, It wasn't in Ohio fora while, It's it's in Ohio this

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year. I will be back herethis area for the August for the ICP
Gathering, the Juggle epicenter of theICP Insane Clown Posse universe. Now,
the other thing that does SeaBASS noticedon the side of the road. It
wasn't a bunch of dumped meat.He sent us this picture of this big
old sign that he saw and youcould take it from their seabs because he's
got some audio here to share withus. Yeah, it is a hand

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painted billboard on the side of oneof the state roads. There's clearly two
pieces of four x eight plywood thatsay Denville Curry man with no vocal cord
YouTube. So I took that tomean search YouTube for this man named Denville
Curry man with no vocal cord.And he's he pops right up. He

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has one video from ten years agoand he's dressed very nice in a suit,
and he's speaking to the camera andtelling his story. And as we
go through this audio here, Iwas fascinated by this story. Yeah,
I'm just showing everybody the sign roadsidesign that he very nice. Yeah,

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very very long, but up thereat least ten years apparently. Yeah,
YouTube right now. He sounds likea certain character from the Family Guy.
Okay, just a full warning aswe go into this here. He is
Hi, my name is Denvill Curry, and I hope this will bless you.
But anyhow, I was down inWest Virginia and I went up on
the Great Yard where my mom wasburied. Either I went to sleep or

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day dreaming, whatever it was.But I woke up and it was sleeping
and rain and snowing. That night. I took strip throat and I began
to cough, and I coughed,and they couldn't suppress the cough. I
blew my vocal cords and ruptured myvocal cords and they came out and I
spilled them out in had a handkerchief. You know, this is the guy

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you got to get in your movie. Wow, he sounds like definitely Herbert
made this guy Herbert the pervert.I didn't know you could do that with
vocal cords. They it's it's possiblebecause because they're they're embedded into your your
larynx there right, Yeah, Andusually it's like a blood vessel bursts or

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something, or they got numb fromlack of nerve, but apparently in rare
cases they actually get ripped out ofyour throat and coughed up, which is
what happened. Ye good. Yeah, So when he says no vocal cord,
he wasn't kidding. Yeah. Sobesides giving him that that that voice,
you might have think, well,how how the hell is he talking
to us? Well that's where hisstory continues. So anyhow, for twenty
years I couldn't talk. We wascoming through wells to know how throughout ninety

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three God spoke to me and saidstop at this church. So me and
my wife when we went in thepastor gets up, and the pastor said,
God told us he was sending bya man and a woman for us
to wait on them. You're theman. And he looked at my wife
and he said you're the woman.And all of a sudden, I just

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took the microphone and I began totalk fluently. I began to pray for
the sick, and it was peoplehealed. I came back and preached the
next night and it was miracles andthings happened. Oh, any doubters out
there, God is real. TheLord gives them. I guess it's like
it's like lay hands on sort of, because the Denville Curry sign is there's

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on that same sort of highway.There's a bunch of signs saying they got
a tent revival coming up next month. So I think it's it's I don't
think it's snake handlers, but it'sit's Temperfurt. Also, don't look up
the Vocal Court online. Oh really, image search. Yeah, the Image
Church is now. I can't waitto do it. Oh my god,

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I wish I could story so far, so good. Maybe the power of
prayer and healing. Well not andhe's actually, it turns out he was
and is a still a pastor ofsome sorts. Now that he's so,
he's told us a pretty interesting storyso far, and he's but the thing
is, as a preacher, he'sgoing to use that story to lead us

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into other lessons, perhaps in amusical form. Yeah, yeah, well
yes, he brings music into theand he does his own vocals. Nice.
All right, here we go.Check it out. This one is
uh, this is called my Godis real? Here we go. If
I had not stopped at that churchthat might undone and heard the voice of
God, would I be talking toyou today? I don't think so.

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And I want you to know somethingtoday that I don't know about your God.
My God choice that. Yeah,I'm a sucker for a song of
the piano. Well there are somethingthat MA not no the place, but

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I am sure this one that's crazy. This is my go to karaoke song
Israel. If that was like asmall stage at stage Coach, I would

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be there front row. Yeah,I'm be high one. Oh he's got
yeoling kid blown out of the water. Yeah, watches that guy. We
have time for one more little clipof a song here. Which one do
you want to go with? I'lljust go to the next one. There,
the next story with it too,all right? Uh, here we
go. This is Denville Curry andface of Jesus. You can have that

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miracle that you need in your life. You can have it if you believe.
All things is possible to them.I believe, and one of these
days, I am going to seethe face of Jesus. Yes you are.
He's a storyteller and a songwriter.Bad man cannot so much passion tell

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you what the Lord and your youcan tell. This is right from the
heart of it. All that citynot so what's the deal? You went,

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uh looking for him? Like youwent to his house yesterday, didn't
you? So? Yeah, Ibecause that that billboard's been up again.
He has one video from ten yearsago where with all these songs in the
story on it, and he's hadan email address on there. I emailed
him, heard nothing, and hehasn't posted anything on Facebook in ten years.
He's not dead, but I looked. I did, like a people
surge, and he moved somewhere afew years ago, and I went there

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left him a handwritten note with myemail address, my phone number, So
I think, and I'm trying toget him to, you know, for
an interview. He's only got afew songs. There's so much untapped potential
singing and storytelling. So I mighthave to come back next the next month
to go to one of these tentrevivals. Yeah, yeah, what a

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great story. That's Denville Denville Curryan amazing. I'd love to hear him
do a cover of this song.It's called the Hand of the Almighty.
Parenthetically, God will f you upright because this is another good one,
Oh singer, do not straight fromthe straight and narrow me right, for
the Lord is surely watching what youdo, so watch your behavior. Approach

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the devils, damn turn round goinginto d Listen the hand of the Almighty?
Phone why should I do that?You? Thank you? Yes?
God? You up? If youdude is so bastern? Master you don't
you know? You up? Soyou better do super and why you can?

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Yeah? All right? So wehave a Morsey mass out for the
break. We're gonna play a roundof the d U i Q everybody else
here, So we are looking fora contestant to play and maybe win a
prize here with the d U Yif you would like to be that contestant,
go ahead and grab your phone andcall us now. Eight seven seven
forty four Woody is the number.That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.

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Really win the people in and turntheir backs on you. You can now
the church songs are like that.I'd go to it show if you know
what I'm saying. All right,welcome back or Sea Bass on the set.
He is in Ohio filming that todayout here movie through the end of

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next week. And we have around today though of our dumb ass contest.
It's your chance to win some stuff. It's gentlemen, boys and girls,
let's play the du i Q do you i Q? Now,
go ahead and explain the way thegame works, everybody, please, Sea
Bass. I find someone nice anddrunk on the streets, and then I

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do just the easiest thing in theworld. Give them super simple trivia questions
which everyone knows the answer to.But the game you play is, well,
are they so drunk that they wouldknow the answer to these trivia questions
that everyone else ever born knows theanswer to, good, right, yes,
correctly? Two times out of threeyou win the duiq Okay, Now,

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phones that have been open. We'vebeen looking for a contest at eight
seven seven forty four Woody, andwe say hello to Donald this morning.
Hey, good morning, how areyou? Hey? Good morning Woody shown.
All right, so we're gonna playthe UYQ before we get to the
questions that actually matter toward are youwinning a prize? Or Now we're gonna
get to know this drunk a littlebit better. You can kind of gauze
just how with it or not withit? They are? And who is

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the drunk this week? Sea bass? A mature lady okay, named Mary,
and she's going to tell us she'smatured. He went out partying late
at night. Okay, all right, here we go. This is uh,
this is Mary. What have youguys been drinking to night to celebrate?
They call him twisted teams? Ohwow, two for seven? How

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many of those did you have?Four and two? Mindel's As a grandmother,
what's your one tip about raising ahealthy, successful grandchild? Not buying,
not going by mama's rules because theyspoil them. So grandma says,
no, no, no, no, no, you're more strict. Yes,

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you say, hey, that timeis four am sharp, don't touch
right, Wait, that seems theopposite. Mom's and dads are typically more
strict. The grandparents let them getaway with murdery Oh my god, my
kids love it a group, rightwhen you're out partying as a group that
late at night on you know,four twisted tea? Sure, sure,

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yeah. The explosion on twisted teahas been crazy. I see it like
at every grocery store now, everyconvenience store. It's it's quite popular.
Okay, well, Donald, herewe go. Question number one for the
d U I Q, what USstate is said to be shaped like a
boot? Okay? What US stateis said to be shaped like a boot?

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Okay? I will say no forboth Sammy and Menace. And well,
she's been around for a while longerthan the Yeah, ah man,
I want to say yes, butI'm gonna just go with my safe answer
on the first question out, I'llgo with a sweep of a triple no.

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I'm triple knowing Braby. What doyou go? Yeah? People,
No, Greg Gory, I havea little more faith in this room.
I'm gonna say yes to Sammy.Okay, and then let's go no Menace,
No Mary for sure? All right, Menace and Sammy, do you
think that our drunk grandma Mary willget this right. No, No,

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all right, Donald, what doyou think yes or no? I'm gonna
have to go with no. No, You're going to get this one,
alright. Well, let's find outwith Menace and Sammy. First d y
Q. Question number one, WhatUS state is said to be shaped like
a boot? Menace? Kentucky,Kentucky, Sammy, Louisiana. Louisiana is
the answer that we're looking for here, boots, Kentucky boot menace because he

(32:17):
just thought Kentucky boots. Like,why would you say Texas? I remember
Oklahoma. He's just doing like anassociation, not actual. All right,
so menace, No, Sammy gotit right. Let's see about Mary here.
Question number one, What US stateis said to be shaped like a

(32:39):
boot? Texas? Baby, I'ma fan of Texas, Texas, Texas.
Yeah, well it's not Texas.The answer was Louisiana. But hey,
Donald, congratulations, you're on theboard with your first point here the
duy Q. Good news because youonly have to get two questions in order

(33:02):
to get it right, and yougot two more questions left. Question number
two. In jazz music, makingnoises with your mouth then aren't usually words.
It's called what oh Okay, see, I will say yes for Menace,
no for Sammy. Mm hmm god, Uh, I'm gonna go out

(33:25):
on a limb. I'm gonna sayyes, WHOA for Mary? Really?
Okay? What you're getting insane?I'm getting wild. I'm getting wild.
I'm still going no for Mary,No for Mary. Okay, medicine Sammy,
Yes, medicine, Sammy, yes, Greg Gry right? Uh,

(33:45):
I mean god, I nailed thefirst one. I don't uh you know,
to Mary, confident with that,and then yes to Menace. And
I'm gonna say no to Sammy,all right, Sammy and Menace. Do
you think that Amy Amy marry ourgrandma will get it right? No,
no way, won't get it right. Donald, What do you think I'm

(34:06):
gonna have to go with the boardand say no, no? All right?
Question number two for the d ui Q. In jazz music,
making noises with your mouth then aren'tusually words? It is called what Sammy?
Scat? Scat menace. I alsowrote down scat scats correct answer.
That is the correct answer scat,which is gross. Right, Let's see

(34:31):
if you win the d u iQ here, Donald, in jazz music
making noises with your mouth then aren't. Usually words is called what beat him?
What is that called jazz? Butspecifically beat him? All right,

(35:04):
I've been a bunch of jazz.All right. Well, congratulations the duy
Q. Well that was very stressful. Congratulations my friend. All right,
Donald, have a great weekend,and hang on one second, we'll get
our your information. Okay, allright, we'll do all. I appreciate
you. Listen to the show.All right, there's Donald, our winner

(35:30):
on the d u i Q.We have one more question here, everybody
for she's better than Anthony Ketis.That's right, question number three. D
j was a major part of whatworld event? D day was a major
part of what world event? Okay, well they know it, so I

(35:52):
mean the overarching big answer is whatI'm assuming? Right, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, let's not well, I'llaccept either, Raby, but let's
not get too many clues. DJAwas a major part of what world event?
Uh? I mean this is onelike you figured like you gotta know

(36:12):
that, like instinct says triple yes, right right, but listen to reality.
No for marriation, no, nofor Mary, yes for medicine,
Samy. Yeah, if I was, if I was pose not positive but
confident least on that last one andno idea this one. No, Yeah,
yeah, exactly. Uhmics ruined that. Trust. I'm gonna say,

(36:34):
I'm gonna say yes to Madison.I'm I'm saying no, Sammy again.
I mean, neither one of themhas proven particularly adept at history. Right,
yeah, all right, this iseven a historical thing. We don't
know that rating. Yeah, itcould be a fashion day. Yeah yeah,
all right, so I'll say I'llsay no to Mary. I'm gonna
go double yes to these guys,double yes to these guys. All right.

(36:58):
Question number three for the d Ui q D Day was a major
part of what world event menace?The fight against Germany. That's an interesting
way to phrase it. Yeah,which was what? But hold onbor I
would say no to that. Why? Which was what? Weren't they fighting

(37:19):
against Germany? Was what? WorldWar two? World War two? Yeah,
sammy, world War eleven, WorldWar eleven, world War eleven?
Were they fighting in World War two? Germany was also fighting in World War
one? Okay, but what washappening in World War two fighting? Yeah?
Okay, So why wouldn't that bebecause that's too big? Yeah?

(37:40):
Yeah, like yeah, so whatwas Yeah? The Battle of Normandy.
Yeah, but fun fact, I'lladmit this D Day is actual military code
for any kind of like the actualday you're because it's a code. They
don't want to say fifth and lieor whatever. Right, But but it

(38:01):
became known as that D Day wasthe big one because it was such a
huge event, right right, allright? Question number three for the d
U i Q. D Day wasa major part of what world event?
DJ? D Day? Who's that? It's like a specific day in history,
D Day. Oh, that's whenthe Japanese bond. Why all right,

(38:30):
she got it right, I mean, she's got the right war,
right, but just uh, well, that's what I was saying. Are
we going to be accepting World Wartwo? Because even that's pretty broad?
Oh yeah, you would accept whatbecause that was the That's what I was
when said I was getting the gameright. Eleven, I would have accepted

(38:51):
eleven Roman numerals, we write itdown, Yeah, right, exactly.
Money could make the best of us, the smartest people in the room could
do that, you know what I'msaying. All Right, Well, hey,
congratulations to our winner. Thank youvery much, Sea Bass. Enjoy
your time on the set today.I hope it goes well, and we

(39:19):
begin another new hour of insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world. Mother Efter
Friday, Friday morning, May twentyfourth, twenty twenty four, Boody,
that's Raby, Good morning, Goodmorning. There's Greg Gory. Have be
Friday to you, Menace, Ihave been Friday. We got the Sea

(39:40):
Bass, We've got Sammy and phonesare opening. Eight seven seven forty four
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Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four
Friday. Check hands or anything elseyou want to send to us on the
text, you can do that overto two nine eight seven. So we

(40:02):
got MENACE's late night monologue, weekendreview that is coming up right hour,
and Ravey's about that tells what's happeningin the world of nerd. This is
nerding out and what he got forus today, rave Well. Memorial Day
weekend is the unofficial start to thesummer movie season. They are bringing out

(40:25):
the big guns literally with furiosa,a mad Max Saga, Anya Taylor,
Joy, Chris Hemsworth out there inthe wasteland. George Miller back to write
and directed. Chris actually got astar yesterday on the Hollywood Cool. I
saw that George Miller was there.He gave a speech, and you was
there. Robert Downey Junior had allthese comments from the rest of the Avengers.
It's up on YouTube if you haven'tseen it, the Robert Downey Junior

(40:49):
part especially, It's pretty funny.I was pretty unsure about Furiosa because I'm
a big homer for Mad Max,but then they put the reviews up very
early because they were really good.Has an eighty eight percent from critics on
Rotten Tomatoes. Entertainment Weekly says Furiosahas car chases and biker hordes and flaming
death, but almost more impressive forthe small amounts of beauty that you won't

(41:12):
find anywhere else. I have mytickets for Monday. Same cannot be said
for the Garfield movie, Chris Prattleading an all star voice cast that includes
Sam Jackson, Nicholas hal Canna waddinghambriAt Goldstein's sicily strong forty four percent from
critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Collider saysthe Garfield movie is sloppy, like a
plate of lasagna made by an Italianimposter, lacking the flavor and layered deliciousness

(41:36):
that makes a dish worthwhile. Iget what they did. That quite metaphor.
New to streaming. This holiday weekend, we will start at Paramount plus
South Park. The end of Obesitydrops today. That's where they try to
put Cartman on ozempic, but theycan't find any ozempik who from there.
Now, I'm going to be ona plane this weekend and this definitely sounds

(41:58):
like a plane flick. On Netflix. Jalo stars in Atlas. The tagline
is a brilliant data analyst with adeep distrust of AI finds that it may
be her only hope when a missionto capture a renegade robot goes awry.
Story of Raving. I was gonnasay, I'm surprised you're gonna watch a
j Loo flick, The Hollywood Reportersays, another Netflix movie made to half

(42:21):
watch while doing laundry, And Idid, what is funny you mentioned that?
I looked over Jalo's IMDb. She'smade forty movies. I've seen four
four out of the forty. Alright, so what percentage is that menace forty
over forty four out of forty fourout of forty four out of forty Uh
that would be uh thirty percent,right, yes, my thirty including the

(42:45):
cell Yeah, Jersey Girl and aKanda and out of sight. Did you
see that's my thirty percent of jealDid you see the the press conference for
this movie? Nothing happened? Hadlean? Oh? Like Netflix said no
ben affleck look, yeah, butdid you see what happened? Somebody's still
asking h better than that? Yeah, she cut them off. Yeah,

(43:08):
she did not answer the question.Kardashian Season five has made its debut on
Hulu. Speaking of the end ofObesity, I did see that yesterday.
So much talk about how's their directproduct placement for Manjaro, which is the
semi glue tight stuffisic is on becausethey open the fridge and just have a
conversation right in front of an openfridge and it's sitting right there. Yeah,

(43:32):
what is something for you to joeto? It is a documentary on
Prime Video, The Blue Angels.Oh that's cool, yep, Prime Videos
where you find that and we knowat least one person who's going to be
ripping out for the Beech Toys documentarythat lands on Disney Plus the day.
Did you guys watch the Beetlejuice Tootrailer that dropped yesterday? Oh? I

(43:52):
didn't know that one dropped. Whatwhat's going on in your feet? Menace?
I don't know your feet because thatwas all that was in my feet.
You know how to prepare for mymonologue? So ah, okay,
I mean I don't think it mademe any more or less excited. I
mean it's beetlejews. I'm excited andit comes out the weekend after Labor Day,
September sixth. It was all nostalgiayesterday because Netflix released the trailer for

(44:16):
the next Beverly Hills cop movie,Axel f Eddie Murphy, Joseph Gordon,
Levin, Kevin Bacon, Judge,Ryan Hold, Bronson Pinchow. That's out
July third on Netflix. Now,everybody in here except for Sammy, believes
that actor Glenn Powell is the mostgeneric dude ever. Like, if you

(44:36):
went to AI and said, designme a guy with a nice body and
a basic face, someone you wouldnever look twice at, AI would design
Glenn Palell. Wow. Amen.I would also like to point out you
brought up Blue Angels that would Youwould Love? Produced by Glenn Powell.
Continue who knew never mind mind attractedwith Glenn Poald's face. Really Well,

(45:02):
he's been doing interviews because he's inthis movie hit Man, which is actually
in a few theaters this weekend,lands on Netflix on June seventh, and
reviews are excellent ninety seven percent fromcritics. So he's telling a story.
He's Inexpendables three and when that debuted, can there were banners hanging everywhere with
the cast stallone Schwarzenegger snipes Jason Stathamand Glen pal all Right, so there's

(45:25):
these banners everywhere. But because heis so damn generic, a big bouncer
guy went to kick him out ofthe VIP for the movie he's in,
where his banner is hanging right there. Maybe he was just too hot to
be there, because the bouncer guy'slike, you do not belong in this.
Yeah, because maybe he was makingthe other beautiful people uncomfortable because he's

(45:47):
too handsome, he's too attractive.He was just too attractive, right,
That's exactly where apparently it turned physical, and this bouncer hit him right in
his beautiful face, oh with hisbanner hanging right there. Oh no,
it's like you're gonna mess anything up. I'm raving for more nerd stuff.
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Well, I hope he's ready,because the curtain is about to go
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(46:59):
late night monologu for your hosts.Hello, Hello, I hope you're having
a wonderful week. I don't knowif you heard, but Michael Richards aka
Kramer from Seinfeld revealed that he hadlife savings cancer surgery and then has prostate

(47:23):
removed. Yeah, and if youthink he was afraid of being around people
with white coats. I would thinkagain. Now if you didn't get that
joke, I suggest you google MichaelRichards at the laugh Factory but had a
low volume. Yeah, yeah,gotta look around, make sure none of
your black friends are around. Yeah, all jokes aside. Cancer isn't funny,

(47:45):
and neither is Sebastian Man of Scalco. But hey, both are here.
Unfortunately, we recently had a storyabout a guy you can find four
hundred dollars for body slamming a killerwhale in New Zealand, and if they
really want to clean up on fines, I suggest being at a bar around
two am, because whales are gettingslammed left and rights. Oh wow,

(48:13):
yes wow. Speaking of someone gettingslammed at least on their head, Antonio
Brown has filed for bankruptcy after makingninety million dollars. So, Antonio,
if you can't do the math,that means Caitlin Clark now is richer than
you. Whi yah sucker. Maybeyou can get a job as for waxer

(48:35):
bigger say, bigger bank account,bigger bush. Yeah. Either way,
the future is bright, Antonio,Shine on, my friend, Shine on
scientists say that they can transplant yourhead onto a new body within six years,
which is cool, I guess.But hello, how about the trillion
dollar business of Wiener transplants? Hello, Hello, where are you at science?

(48:59):
It's like better scientists? What arethey waiting? Yeah, and we
already found out where all the bigwieders are. They're in Ecuador. So
set up shop and get the lasersgoing. All right, wow, yeah,
you're leaving so much money on thetable work this useless stuff. You
know who isn't having money issues?That would be Patrick Mahomes. But he's

(49:22):
getting body shame guys. They're sayinghe has a dad pod. Now,
if Patrick Mahomes has a dad bod, what do we have Orca? People
from Zealand Orca? Look, isthat what we have? Yeah? Life's
a bitch and that you die.So I say, eat pie is what

(49:44):
I always say. Forget the haters, eat some taters. You know what
I'm saying That doesn't cheese up onthat. What I'm trying to say is
to live life and party and inthe great words of Burke Chreischer, no
pills, no powder. Save thatstuff for the people that are building your
airplanes, that are flying this weekend, saying greg Or next one, fortunately,

(50:07):
next one, Yeah, get ona plane. Anyways, we have
a great show for you guys.Chaboozy is here, Scarlett, Johansson,
Joe. It's an epic Friday.Let's enjoy it together, all right,
There is Menace in his late nightmonologue week in review, everybody, what

(50:30):
is it coming at you? Didyou get new writers? Wow? They
really stepped up their game a littlebit your yeah, you know what?
And more energy and you don't getas much all right in between jokes.
You feel me? All right?You feel me? Yeah? So that's
that, you know what I'm saying. Right, nice work, thank you,

(50:51):
thank you all more? Show isnext, hang on, be right
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o'clock hour thanks to Furiosa a madMax saga in theaters today. As previous
mentioning in the Nerd Now Report,phones are open eight seven to seven forty
four, hit us up with thetext over to two two nine eight seven.
Greg was saying, you know,he's always made fun of celebrities for
having assistance, and now he wantsto have one. And the thing is

(51:58):
here, Greg is not a personwho is busy enough to have an assistant
exactly. He's just like, it'sso funny to me, I was saying
to somebody yesterday. Greg is reallysmart when it comes to complicated things and
really dumb when it comes to simplethings like booking flights. And I'm assuming
that's what you're talking about. Basically, needing this assistant just gave me so

(52:20):
much stress to book a damn flightright to a place that's notorious for not
being all that easy. There's justnot a lot of direct flights from LA
to We're going to Pittsburgh for anevent with Berg Kreischer. Yeah, it's
gonna be a lot of fun.We're gonna be doing some cool stuff.
And so we're gonna have to goto Pittsburgh for a few days next month.
And so Greg's booking his flights,or were supposed to book his flights.

(52:42):
I was trying to be as helpfulas possible. Yeah you were,
but he was paralyzed. I reallywas the book flights. Yeah right,
Well, normally it is like yousay, like I'm going from whatever Burbank
to Pittsburgh, Pitts and that's whatyou would still do. It's just there's
no direct flights. So when wesay it's easy, it's not like you
got to get a plane and thentake a bus walk two miles and then

(53:05):
it's not like that, and stillyou're flying into But then I went to
the airport one of those sites likeTravelocity or whichever one it was, and
I typed in the coordinates, thedestination and the dates, and then it
would say something like leaving at Xtime whatever, eight in the morning,
arriving at eleven pm. I'm like, wait, same day, next day

(53:25):
what? And then the lay Ithought, where should I get the layover,
and it was for some reason,it was overwhelming me. Yeah,
and it's not interesting though. Imean I can't I just hand this off.
When it comes to difficult things,more complex things. Greg is very
smooth, calm, intelligent. Whenit comes to stuff like booking a flight.

(53:46):
It's like this guy's a deer inheadlights. Absolutely. And I finally
figured it out because I just said, what airline you guys? Can you
just name an airline? Oh?In any airline? No, just tell
me which one and I'll do thatone. Yeah. So I have like
one airline owing a different airline comingback. And then I was stressed out
about like, oh, well thecompany pay if I get a better seat.

(54:07):
I don't know if it's being EXPENSIit's the other thing. So Greg
wanted to use somebody else's credit cardso it wouldn't ding his credit. That's
right, that's not the way itworks. I've talked to everybody just to
double check the mationing, because it'shappened to me many times. Yeah.
First of all, you don't needyour credit today, and best by putting
it. Everybody puts a flight,nobody's business. Everybody puts a flight.
Nobody's business. If everybody puts aflight on a credit card, and if

(54:29):
you want it paid off right away, just pay it off knowing that paid
off immediately, and then know thatthe know that the company is just reimbursing
you, and that happens actually prettyquickly. That's one thing. They're very
quick. That's not my issue.It dings your credit because I usually have
like I don't know, fifty dollarsballance I've paid off at the end of
the month, and all of asudden you have like a nine hundred dollars
ballance. The credit score goes down. But if you pay the credit card

(54:51):
at the end of the month,I do not have that problem. I
do pay it. If you payit like two days after you made the
flight reservation, it's only on therefor two days. It's not anything.
If you're paying on time, it'snobody's business. But my credit score is
it's nobody's business that Greg doesn't understandcredit, right, Okay, that's right.
Put it on the list. You'reright, you know my credit situation

(55:12):
eight seven seven forty four. Whatwhat's it like being an expert on absolutely
every time? I'm not my life, No that's the thing. You are
so much smarter than I am.Like, it's disgusting. How much more
intelligent and smart you want? Youare? You really are. I'm being
I'm being completely sincere and honest aboutthis, but when it comes to like
some of these simple things, that'swhat boggles my mind. I'm like,

(55:32):
man, that's why I want anassist. It. I used to make
fun of people. Yeah, ifI need a new phone, I could
just be like, assistant, canyou go handle this phone stuff? Phone
stuff? Yeah, you know,set it all up. Yeah, and
in a weird way like it's it'sI have I have empathy for Greg because

(55:52):
I see how stressed he gets.All I could think about yesterday with things
like that. So I and Greg, what did I do? Crazy someone
who is such a jerk? Whatdid I do last night? I called
you, I said, let's bookyour I had flights pulled up. I
was ready to give him some options. I was gonna be his travel aging.
Yeah. They were gonna work thisall out. Yeah, yeah you
know you did. Yeah, andI had Yeah you got it done.

(56:13):
Yeah. Yeah. It made mesweat. It was complicated, very competent.
It was booking a flight to Pittsburgh. It was not easy eight seven,
seven forty four. You can hitus up with the text over to
two to ninety seven. Those Fridaycheck ins, We're gonna have a bunch
of those. We'll get to onthe air here in uh in just a
few here, Greg, I'll beyours and I'm not a weirdo. I

(56:36):
got to like, yeah, hitthem back up and now back to what
you show up. A couple ofquick news headlines. Things that are in
the news. The US Justice Department, they filed an anti trust lawsuit yesterday
to break up Live Nation and Ticketmaster. Huh. Ticketmaster owns between seventy and
eighty percent of the market for primaryticket sales in the US. Yes,

(57:00):
a Live Nation bigwig issued a responseyesterday saying that they are not responsible for
the high ticket prices. He says, it's quote the increasing production costs artists,
popularity online ticket scalping, and youthe consumer for being willing to pay
those scalpers quote far more than primaryticket costs. So like these parents that

(57:21):
are going nuts paying four thousand dollarsfor a tailor swift ticket. Yeah,
the demand fault. He says thatthe world's a better place because of our
merger, not a worse one.I don't think anything's gonna happen with I
think this is just like some ofthis posturing going into election seems like,
sure, yeah, there is alot of competition out there, and he
was like laying out some of thatstuff, and uh huh, there really

(57:42):
is. There's a bunch of otherthings. Yes, they are the two
biggest I mean Live Nation ticket matters, those are the two biggest brands for
sure. But and this might bean unpopular opinion, we all need to
eat, we all need to drinkwater. We don't need to go to
concerts. If you find it outrageous, don't go. And the market dictates,
like they're saying, if somebody putsa ticket that they bought online to

(58:04):
resell and it sells for four thousanddollars and that kind of sets the market
price, how's that their fault?Right? Exactly, it's not their fault.
I'm just saying, get rid ofthe fees. Get rid of the
fees. Fees is right? Justput the price up, Yeah, just
be honest, Like they're processing feeis nothing? Right? Is that their
profit? Is that? Like?In other words, is that they're i

(58:25):
know, everybody hates fees, Iget it, but you know, they're
a business, so they're not doingit to break even. Now, are
they allowed to fix a profit percentagein there and just say, hey,
this is our profit percentage. Yeah? Maybe more differentansparency, And maybe there
is transparency, but we're just toolazy to read the fine print. Yeah,
I don't know. Just like that'swhy I like not a sponsor,

(58:47):
But that's why I like the gameTime app because the price is the price.
Yeah, and then you just that'show everything should be, and that's
how it should be with tickets orwith a hotel room, even like general
fees. Ye what. The NCAAhas agreed to a settlement speaking of money,
that establishes a revenue share with athletes. This will begin in twenty twenty

(59:07):
five, and the agreement includes twopointy eight billion dollars in damages, which
will be distributed directly to the currentand former athletes who sued over not being
compensated for the use of their name, image, and likeness on television broadcasts.
So they're gonna start getting paid asof next year, nice as they
should. Yep, and I hear. I'll give you this story This is

(59:29):
a wild ass story. This woman, she was at church and during communion
the priest bit her. Oh okay, and he's not denying it either.
He denied her communion because she didn'tconfess. After Mass, however, the
woman told the priest that she didconfess and was quote now accepted by God.
The priest gets pissed tries to stuffthe bread in her mouth. Oh

(59:53):
my god. Then the woman triedto grab another piece out of his hand,
and that's when the priest grabbed herin bitter on the arm. Oh
man, rav full of bite marks. See, I never see anything interesting
on spirit. I've never seen anythinginteresting in church. Yeah. Here is
Father Fidel talking about why he decidedto bite this woman after building Master was

(01:00:15):
commedians now because if you confess,I can't get your comedion and defending myself
on defending he's defending the sacrament.You guys, Okay, it's not that
big a deal because she wants thewave, forer give her the wafer.
Let's just are you gonna this personmake like a huge scene in church.
I've seen a priest chase somebody downat communion in really Yeah? What what?

(01:00:36):
Why? Because you know there's assistance, like people from the congregation who
also help with giving out you know, body and blood at Christ and somebody
who was just a lay person gavesomebody else who was getting communion communion by
mouth usually get it by the hand, and so the priests chased them down

(01:00:57):
because a layperson isn't qualified, qualified, not qualified, Your arms don't work.
I was like, what is happeninghere? What was the intent once
he chased the person down to givethem another like a legit one. Yeah,
because if you're going to take itby mouth, you are supposed to

(01:01:17):
go to the otherwise it's not legit. I did correct catch an argument at
a church once. I was atmy buddy's wedding and then it was over,
and after I was kind of wanderingthrough the church to trying to fight
in the bathroom, and I caughtthe priest and the nuns like in a
argument, like kind of yelling ateach other because I guess there was like

(01:01:38):
a Q messed up on one ofthe songs or something like that run around
like swear words and the N word, you know, angry with nuns.
Yeah that's the N word. None, okay, but yeah, the the
volume was quite high, and themgoing back and forth over the misquee on
the music drama at the church.All right, more Woody shows. Now

(01:02:01):
the what do you show back backin a few You're right back, shouldn't
I just man up and stop beinga whining kleef boy. This is the
Woody Show. I mean, weare into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world on amother f in Friday. It's Friday morning.

(01:02:22):
It's May twenty fourth, twenty twentyfour. What's good, everybody.
I'm whatdy? That's raving, Greggorgonting to you. Good morning, menace.
What up? Sea bass on setstill of his movie that he's working
on, but we're checking it withhim periodically. Nice, there is born.
We got Caroline Morgan's here. Vonsheer phones are open eight seven seven

(01:02:45):
forty four, Woodie, that's eightseven seven forty four. We're gonna play
the Craigslist price is right this secauseeverybody likes games and everybody likes a chance
to win something, right, Sowe're gonna do the Craigslist price is right
this hour. Greg, was thatthing that you were I sent you the
audio? Yeah? I got,but I because I got sent this video.

(01:03:09):
Right. Greg's loving this video.It gives me a weird sense of
joy because because I was kind ofthat guy that did stuff in my college
years that I wasn't really aware of, you know, like you think it's
a cause, and you're gonna jumpbehind a cause without even knowing about the
cause that you're talking about. Isa guy like the people that are wearing

(01:03:30):
like the Shake Gavara, Yes,like shirts like right at my college,
they even had a cafe, alittle coffee shop. It was called the
Shay Cafe, and it was aftershake of Bara, you know, and
I would go there. They haveno idea what he's responded, no idea
what he did, and so peoplewould like jump on that or you know,
wear a sickle and hammer t shirtying. Oh, it's kind of edgy

(01:03:51):
and cool, not knowing how evilit was, right, you know.
And then this one is what Iliked about the video is a guy went
to these calls campuses, spoke tothese people about all the protests that have
been going on lately, and askedthem questions directly about what they are talking
about themselves and how much they knowabout it. And as he's talking to

(01:04:11):
them, he puts their name andhow much they pay per year for college,
so it'll be like Kimberly, youknow, forty eight thousand dollars a
year, right, Mark, youknow seventy one thousand dollars a year.
And listen to how educated they areand this is what about what they're not
told them about? And I forsome reason it it made me like laugh

(01:04:32):
while shaking my head. Yeah,it's kind of like a duiq kind of
thing, right, kind of ina way. Yeah, all right,
here we go, lecome to Gazagraduation. Let's see how much students actually
know what they stand for. Ifyou get them right, you win one
hundred dollars. First question, haveyou guys chanted from the river to the
sea? Yes? Okay, whichriver? Which seat the sea of The

(01:04:58):
answer was the Mediterranean and the youall right, so yeah you've heard people
in the chat. All right,so what are you talking about? Which
river? Which city? I mean, if you're going to chant something,
shouldn't you maybe you know what you'rechanting about? All right? What does
Hamas say? Their number one goalis? According to their charter, they
just wanted a three thousand songs tomurder all Jews? Around the world.
How many years did is there occupyGaza late eighteen hundreds of the entire time

(01:05:21):
is actually under Egyptian control for thefirst twenty or so years, and then
these are actually left Gaza in twothousand and six. I'm so wait they
left? What does antipoder revolution meet? I don't know that means, but
you've chanted it. It's like aglobal call to murdered Jews. Wow.
Wow, did you know you saidthat? Would you say it again?
Probably not? How much have ourforeign adversaries donated to American universities in the

(01:05:43):
last decade? No idea. Icouldn't give you a number on that.
Answer was over six billion. Howmany gods and refugees have the Arab neighboring
countries let in in the last fewmonths thirty five thousand, The answer was
zero. Somes don't seem to knowwhat they stand for. So wouldn't it
be great if these expensive colleges actuallysomething something? Yeah, there's an idea,
yeah right, but that doesn't comeup in your liberal arts class,

(01:06:08):
right right, right. So itwas very eye opening and also made me
think of my classes that I had. I took this one class called Women
in Media and I thought, oh, this would be interesting. And there
was at the time Madonna on thecover of a magazine I think it was
Vogue. And she's in a pool, wearing pigtails and wearing pool floaties.
She's trying to look like a littlekid in a pool. This is Madonna.

(01:06:30):
She kind of controls her own image, right, And the teacher,
the professor, said that this wassociety's way of showing the world that women
can't swim alight. Oh, isthat what that meant? What that is?
And then she would show us billboardsof ads for shampoo, for example,
and it showed a woman from behindwith her long, flowing, clean,

(01:06:55):
shiny hair, because it was abillboard for again shampoo, And she
said, this bill board is provingto society that we compartmentalize and objectify women
because we're only looking at their hair. Yep. Well in this case,
yeah, because you know, onright, shampoo. Yeah. Now,
if it was a I could addfor like tires for your car, right,

(01:07:15):
it showed the tires, that'd bedifferent. You can see your argument,
right, you know exactly shampoo.Are you sure you didn't go to
art college? What hippy dippy schoolyou go to yeah, I love that
stuff. All right? Eight sevenseven forty four? Whatdy is the number
we're gonna play. The Craigslist priceis right next, So if you'd like
to be a contestant, go aheadand give us a call right now again

(01:07:35):
that number eight seven seven forty four, Wood, it's eight seven seven forty
four. What this? Well?Guys, ready for a dumb ass contest?
Oh? Yeah, yeah, listeners, let's give you a chance to
win some stuff. It's time toplay. The craiglist price is right here,

(01:08:00):
Craigslist price is right. I haveall these things that are being sold
on Craigslist. The ads have beenprinted out. I'm gonna tell everybody about
one of the items, and I'mgonna ask somebody here in the studio.
I think it's a pretty good tryto giving us a decent bin on it
how much they think it's being soldfor on Craigslist. You, as the
contestant, just have to guess isthe actual Craigslist price for that item higher

(01:08:24):
or lower than the bid that wasgiven here in the studio. And if
you can do that correctly, you'regonna be the winner. All Right,
I'm gonna get a couple of thewhich one I want to go with first,
and we're gonna go the Fallings eightseven seven Woody, And let's say
hello to Chris. What's good ChrisMorning Show? Morning? All right,

(01:08:50):
So we're playing the Craigslist price isright, and the first item here,
we're gonna ask Ravy about this one. Yahoo. Yeah, Iowa Hawkeye Caitlyn
Clark crunch Cereal. She had herown cereal, hard to find, Iowa
made, Iowa Hawkeye Caitlyn Clark Crunchtime Cereal. Collector's box unopened, a

(01:09:13):
great chance to win a signed basketballinside each box. Oh, price like
Ravy's Lady Bonner is firm. Yeah, there's the So what the box looks
like? Right there? Rave?Is she living up to the hype?
She's doing well? Her team hasnot won a game as yet. But
yeah, but it's just like that'show it works. It's a transition for

(01:09:36):
the best player you can put onthe worst teams. True enough, true,
and they still haven't quite found theirway yet. Say one hundred bucks
for the serial first of all box. One hundred bucks? So what you
said? Yes, okay, higherlower than one hundred bucks, Chris,
say lower lower actual Craigslist price fortydollars. There you go. All right,

(01:10:03):
congratulations, Chris, you are awinner here on the Craigslist prices.
Right, congratulations, all right,one on one win. Let's go to
low ball for that Z. Let'sgo to Mallory. Good morning, Mallory,
Mallory. Mallory there. Oh thereshe is. Yeah, could you

(01:10:24):
hear me? You can hear you? A great Craigslist price is right.
And since he was complaining the loudesttime, going to give Greg the next
one. Yes him behavior, normalbehavior, all right. Uh, this
is a wine bottle lamp. Itsays, put a small candle or tea
light inside the top of this oneof a kind lamp. Okay, and

(01:10:46):
let me show you what it lookslike. You can describe it to the
literally, just a wine bottle withthe world's ugliest lamp shape that is maroon,
has a maroon like band or aroundit, and then these what would
you even call those? Like beadedYeah, like persian tassels, like toilet

(01:11:08):
that is. Oh, you know, it looks like two dudes about to
make out on the bottle. Oh, because it's like this little like cupid
that's holding up a wine glass andit looks like two dudes getting ready to
make out over wines. That's perfect, Rag, Okay, yeah, yeah,
look at that. Let's say twentyfive dollars. Twenty five dollars,

(01:11:30):
Mallory, do you think the actualCraigslist price is higher or lower than twenty
five dollars. I'm going to gohigher. All right, well, the
actual Craigslist price, and I'm gonnatell you, Mallory, you are a
winner because it is actually right ontwenty five dollars real. And in the
case we have an exact bid,the tie goes to the contestants, so

(01:11:51):
Mallory can gratuate. Awso gave theexactly well has to buy it. Oh
that's right, Grau Greg Mallory.Hang on, we will get all of
your informations. Go to our nextcontestant. Let's say hello to Opie,
Good morning, Good morning, guys. We're doing great. All right,

(01:12:15):
Craigslist price is right. Next itemup forbid, And who just did all
the Kentucky Derby stuff? Sammy?Yes, she went to a Kentucky Derby
party dressed up and all I wasgoing to say, my brother went to
No, no, that was somebodyin this room and it was Sammy.
I I got that's my feeling,all right. So this is Kentucky Derby
hat. This hat is ready foryour next Kentucky Derby party. Nice,

(01:12:40):
really stunning in person. You willlove it all right? Check it out.
Wow. Wow, looks like somebodytook an entire flower book. Beautiful.
Yeah those flowers okay, No,it's like a giant. I think
there's black feathers on the end.Oh on the end? Yeah? White
bloom? Yeah, definitely flower.Now could this be real flowers or these

(01:13:02):
be like faf ones? Because youwant to be able to wear it last
year? Right? Yeah? Right, real? Yeah, that is elaborate.
I mean she's got blonde hair too, she does. Would you rock
that? Yeah? I don't knowabout that one. I don't think that
too much. Dude, are notenough? Well the colors to me all
seem to clash. I don't reallyknow what they were going for. I

(01:13:25):
don't know what you would wear itwith. I thought you didn't want to
show off too much. I willsay forty five dollars. Forty five dollars
all right, now, Opie,what do you think? Do you think
this is actually higher or lower thanthe forty five dollars? Bid that Sammy
gave us being be higher higher higheractual Craigslist price two hundred and fifty dollars

(01:13:50):
to go Opie PRI's coming out.Yeah, dude, thats a rent.
That's a lot for that ugly asshat. That is very expensive. I
was watching the show called I thinkit's called Buying Beverly Hills and you know
that Kyle Umansky guy. They havea vacation home. I think it was
in the fancy part of where allthe celebrities go. I can't remember what.

(01:14:14):
No, like the mountainous type placewhere Boulder. Oh no, you're
Jacksark City, not park City,not Jackson anyway. And they went to
this cowboy hat store. The cowboyhats were thousands dollars. Yeah, I
would have thought fifty bucks. Yeah. No, nice ones. Don't even

(01:14:36):
get started on the cool one.Yeah, not the nice cowboy, but
those cowboy hats are nice. Thishat looked like she made it from things
she found at Michael's. It lookslike she wow, straight custom Yeah.
Jesse, Good morning, Jesse,Jesse, Hey, good morning all.
We're playing the Craigslist price is right. Next up, we'll throw one MENACE's

(01:15:00):
way here. Finally, it's aLittle Caesar's nineteen eighties container. Ohal,
it says Little Caesar's Pizza expandable koolAid mixing jug from the nineteen eighties.
Way yeah, so basically they probablyhad a collaborational kool Aid you know,
like those collapsible they stending them outkind of. They made a plastic and

(01:15:23):
it's that and you can mixture.You could mix your kool aid in their
rave. So it's all white underbottom, it's got that like accordion like
kind of them part in the middle. It's got Little Caesars on it.
Wow, I missed the eighties,like molded into the plastic, and it's
got a big red screw on top. It looks like a like a like
like a hill bottle if you wentto Costco, like maybe mayonnaise would come

(01:15:44):
in something this sort of shape andsize. But no, this is the
Little Caesar's nineteen eighties container. Howmuch do you think it's going for?
Menace? Five dollars? Five dollars, Jesse. Do you think the actual
Craziest price is higher or lower thanfive dollars? I think get hire actual
Craigslist price ten dollars. Yeah,dude, have we ever had all winners

(01:16:12):
like this, I think so.Yeah, we've crushed it before. Yeah.
Wow, just killing it today.Jesse, congratulations another winner. Nice
welcome on the Craigslist. Price isright. Do you have time for one
more? Yeah? Yeah, ifyou want, yeah, if you want
to the streak? Yeah, dowe take? Do we take the chick?
Take a chance? Oh all right, leave it up to great Pick

(01:16:35):
a line one through ten, GregGory, uh seven, line number seven.
That would be uh, Mike,Hey, good morning, Woody,
good buttery buke, let's play theCraigslist price is right, Ravy, oh
boy, okay, rare. Look. But if I was bidding, I

(01:16:58):
could also bid on this. I'ma fan. Yep. It's a Steeler's
handmade bar. Okay, so thisguy made himself. I have a one
of a kind, well made bar. It's made it with treated lumber,
so it could be used indoors oroutdoors. It's got a big old Steeler's
logo right there in the middle ofit, black bass. It's got like
a little gold band that kind ofgoes along the front edge of the bar

(01:17:20):
top, which is then just aregular stained you know, like a stained
like a what do you call likea like a golden like a golden maple
kind of Yeah. Top color there, girl, And I was expecting something
more. It would be great toput in a man cave or by the
pool, or wherever you could thinkof. Yeah, so, how much

(01:17:42):
for this steeler's handmade bar? Gonnasay? Yeah, that's a ride?
One hundred and twenty five dollars onehundred and twenty five bucks. Mike,
what do you think? Actual Craigslistprice? Higher or lower? Higher?
Does the street continue? Actual Craigslistprice four hundred and fifty Yeah, congratulations

(01:18:11):
Mike. Yeah, they keep inthe streak alive. They want me to
pass this already. You can buyit. You take a look. I
wish I liked it more than Ido. Wow, I remember when it
used to be a fan. Iam a fair all right? More Wing
shows? Next, hang On showis the show? Well? A high

(01:18:39):
school principal in Tennessee issued a challengeto his students. This is six years
ago. Issued a challenge, canwe go an entire school year without a
single fight? Oh? Okay,if they did it, they would win
a Burger party. Whoa Well,six years later, they finally did it.

(01:19:00):
The twenty twenty four school year hadzero fight, zero fights, so
they're getting the burger party sweet.In other school news, this mom in
Atlanta made a scene at her son'selementary school awards ceremony. Her son was
snubbed, and when he didn't winthe award, she yelled his report card

(01:19:24):
says different, thank you. Theprincipal tried to calm her down, but
the mom was yelling, pull thatish up, meaning the report card.
You're gonna single these mother effing kidsout. Wow. And by the way,
her son's in the first grade.Oh, like, good example,
lady, take it easy, Likewhat are you freaking out about it when
it comes to the little kids,when it comes to baseball games and stuff

(01:19:47):
like this? Why are the parentsso over the top? So you have
your kids back? But like,why didn't make a scene? You're now
gonna be You're putting your kid ina weird position as he got yo,
so embarrassed. Do you hear aboutRaby's mom? Yeah, mom flipped out
right, Yeah, and it'll lastsfor years. Yeah. Well, let's

(01:20:10):
check on cracker barrel, y'all.What's happening. Their stock has been getting
killed for like the past week orso. Cracker barrel has been around for
fifty four years, but the CEOadmits their quote just not as relevant as
they used to be, and thatthey have been steadily losing customers for the
past decade. Lack of expansion exactly, you know, expansion locations, locations.

(01:20:36):
There are a lot of locations,just none near you. But they
need be more in every city inAmerica. Yeah, exactly. Our daily
mention of Japan. Hell yeah.A woman in Japan arrested charge with calling
local police over twelve hundred times duringthe holiday season just to say Merry Christmas.

(01:20:57):
Die wow? What twelve hundred times? Twelve hundred times? Okay,
arrested and shod so Merry Christmas diewow. Weird she's happening, funny she
was really sounds like she might havea mental problem. There's a mom in
the news. Another mom she hadto hold the door on a ferris wheel

(01:21:18):
car shut for fifteen minutes while ridingwith her two year old son at a
carnival, so it just it wouldn'tclose, it was just open. God
scary, right, I don't carehow people are so afraid of ferris wheels.
They just seemed janky. I don'tknow. Yeah, they're like they're
too high. Every time I'm ata place where there is one, Disney's

(01:21:40):
got a really cool one. Yeah, the Mickey Wheel. Yeah, I
love the Mickey Wheel. It swings, yeah, sings and slides. Yeah.
It slides on the rails that it'sso fun. That one's scary.
But every time I'm at any kindof amusement park that has a ferris wheel,
the group of people i'm with gohell no, as if it was
like a sling shot to space.Yeah, I don't get it. It's

(01:22:04):
a ferris wheel. It's like themost innocuous. Yeah. One time you
hear bad things about fer thrill ridecrackheads like climb up them. Yeah.
Last time I was on a ferriswheel was at a fair, and I
was with a grown man who wason the brink of bawling his eyes out.
He was so scared. Yeah,like you would go on those things

(01:22:25):
to make out, like when you'rea teenager. That was like kind of
a way to get away from everybody, to go up there and suck face
French anyway, so much French frenchingon the ferris wheel. I forgot about
that French wrench. So anyway,Uh, this mom's on the ferris wheel
with her son two year old.Sons, this carnival door wouldn't shut,

(01:22:48):
and when they finally got off theride, she let the worker know,
Hey, the door's broke, andyou know what, they told her,
called customer service. Clearly a safetything. So she walked down to customer
service. You know, they toldher, can't do anything about it,
submit something in writing to the company. Yeah, you know what, forget

(01:23:12):
it. Let somebody die, right, Let's let somebody's two year old,
like wander out that door when theyou know mom's text are not paying attention
for two seconds, assuming that it'sclosed and locked, and then yeah,
you guys were all lose your bigcarnival jobs. Nobody cares about it anything
anymore. Like dude, okay,I'm not saying thank you for letting us
out. Oh my god, that'sgood, thank you for letting thank you

(01:23:33):
for bringing this to our attention.We'll get on that. We won't let
anybody else sit in there, right. I did look it up, and
there's quite a few accidents actually onferris wheels. Yeah, really like what
the cars fall off people, Yeah, they like malfunction and then people fall
off, I fall off the ferrisWheel seems to me like you have to

(01:23:55):
try. It just sounds like usererrors, like people get hit by trains
that was avoidable, one hundred runon tracks. When I type in Fairsville
accidents, there's headline five people die, three people die. Yeah, yeah,
you would think just sit in yourseat and hold on past think you
step one. Sit down. Also, there's a new airline which provides a

(01:24:18):
first class experience for dogs. Ohit's called Bark Air. I see a
lot of people talking about this.So it's a luxury charter airline. It's
not cheap. Uh. This isfor a one way if you want a
domestic flight one way, six thousanddollars, eight thousand dollars for international,
and that's for you and your dogone way. And they're hoping to get

(01:24:41):
the prices down a bit as theyscale. But here's the thing. The
plane. It's a fourteen passenger privatejets, a golf Stream five. These
are nice planes. Okay, Thesegolf Stream fives are dope, really nice.
It looks awesome. Oh yeah,so you just take the dog in
with you and everything. Ye.Yeah. The initial batch of flights already
sold out. But once you're onboard, man, the dugans. They're

(01:25:04):
pampered. They got all the space, they're given treats, ear muffs,
beverages greg including dog friendly champagne,even a dog coffee, oh my god.
And little play area. Yeah,I mean the planes. That's a
nice size, you know. Yeah, that's what they call a heavy jet
in the private jet world. It'sa heavy because it's they're bigger, longer

(01:25:28):
distances, and they can accommodate morepassengers. So this is a fourteen passenger
private jet and it's set up it'sthe seating configuration is that of like you
know, what any other famous personwould be flying on. It's not set
up like a like a little puddlejumper jet from like like one of those
embryers that go from like little smallcity to little small city with the two
seats on the one side and theone seat. It's not like that.

(01:25:50):
It's really nice. There was likea couch on there. Yeah. New
York to London. Eight seats leftin August and all the books. Yeah
yeah for one way. Now they'regoing New York City, Los Angeles and
London. But they're gonna be addingsome flights Paris, Chicago, Seattle and
then some seasonal destinations in Florida andArizona. So Greg, I mean Sammy,

(01:26:16):
Yeah, yeah, I do itfor sure. God Sammy travels with
that dog by car way too much. Yeah, everything, it's easy,
I know. But like you loseme at road trip. You know,
I'm not a fan. Yeah that'strue. I now know a small number
of incorrect facts. They've had anextremely large number of things. The largest
man in the universe. All right, we'll back. Hey, it is

(01:26:39):
Friday morning. Ramy's got nerd nowcoming up here. In just a few
moments, we'll figure out what's goingon in the world of nerds. So
no, it's a big weekend forthe Mad Max people. Curiosa Mad Max
saga in theaters today. Sure she'llhave something about that. Uh. There
is a fake Simpson's cartoon of pDid going around saying that the Simpsons predicted

(01:27:01):
what's going on. But the Simpsonsshow runner says that image that's going around
of the Simpsons cartoon Diddy running fromthe cops, that's a I okay,
so it's not real, just fy. I Also, Hulu has ordered
a new show called Virgin Island.It's a bunch of people who have never

(01:27:26):
had sex. Who will quote date, participate in unique and romantic activities together
and make major decisions and commitments toone another. Oh wow, No word
on a release date. But ifyou're a virgin you could apply online,
assuming that you still got your cherryand you're over twenty one, you cannot
sign up and Sammy, you couldn'tbe on that show. Perhaps Glenn Powell

(01:27:49):
will interest you. Oh yes,he definitely will. What are we talking
about the Adventures of rat Boy?He turned She's so scare she's so thirsty
for Glenn. But he turned downa part in the new Jurassic Park film
because he thought the character didn't reallyhelp the movie. Oh okay, well
that's like Glenn pal so precious aboutrolls all of a sudden because he gets

(01:28:12):
ready for twisters. I think that'ssmart because remember when Shilah buff was in
Indiana Jones and everybody was like,what a pointless character that was. I
hated that he was even there.So if you can read a script and
go this is a pointless character thatthe audience is not gonna like say no,
yeah, yeah, Glenn, wayto keep your morals about you take

(01:28:34):
the paycheck. I know what wasthe last paid I wouldn't worry about him.
What was it any anyone but you? Yeah, that was a huge
hit. I watched it. Yeah, and I can see why he has
so much integrity in his actor.You know. It's a really crazy Raby
watched this documentary on Disney Plus.That's right. I would have never thought

(01:28:55):
in a million years she would havewatched this Billian Molly an Otter love story
in What Water. It's about thisguy's relationship with an otter, and it
actually melted my cold cold heart.I'm so into it. But I would
love you guys to take a lookbecause I'm interested in what dog people think.
Like I didn't care. I thoughtit was funny. But this guy,

(01:29:18):
Billy goes off with the otter allthe time and the dog is just
kind of sitting there with its ball, like see you. So he neglects
the dog to go hang with thetkind of like, I'm interested in your
thoughts, like whether you think he'sbeing neglectful or the dog's just dogging?
Was his otter relationship a new relationshiprelatively new? Okay, So that's how

(01:29:40):
often you play with an otter.It's the new thing, you know,
totally. Yeah. Yeah. Dogis a similar documentary with a guy in
an octopus. Yeah, there isan octopus documentary. Didn't you watch that?
Great? Yeah, my octopus teacher, you watch that? I watched
it. I loved it. Ohmy god. You guys would, well
Wood he would in you would.I'm not watching this otter thing either.

(01:30:04):
I really liked it. Greg.I'm just you watched it. I yeah,
I don't know. I was onDisney Plus and popped up. I'm
like, I'm going for it.Today's holidays for May twenty fourth, it
is National Asparagus Day. Yum,yuck, yum, yuck. I love
vegetables. You know that. I'lleave almost all those. I can't do

(01:30:26):
asparagus. Man, it's good.It's also yuck. National S Cargo Day
snails, No, thank you.It's Aviation Maintenance Technician Day. Shout out
to all the plain maintenance people.Love you guys. You guys are awesome
and underappreciated. Yep, that's whatmy dad did in the Air Force.
Would you spill over their menace?Was that liquid? My raising canes?
It doesn't have anything nothing. Iheard something spilled. I'll today his National

(01:30:50):
Brother's Day. It's National Caterers AppreciationDay. Shout out to caterers, apiate
you and uh going into the holidayweekend, It's National road Trip Day.
Ah sweet, and also World SchizophreniaDay. Oh all right, it's interesting
your holidays. For today, Maytwenty fourth, The Woody Show presents Nerd

(01:31:11):
Notes with our special Nerd corresponding Gravyand time to see what is happening in
the world of nerds. Yeah,and in theaters right now, it is
furio So with Anya Taylor Joyce steppinginto the role that Charlie's starin played in
the og Matt Max. This isa prequel movie about Furiosa's origin story,
and yes, you will learn howshe lost that arm. It has an

(01:31:34):
Eighties I've been wondering. I hopeit's like like brutal megaviolin, lots of
blood sprying, you know, becauseI'm into that stuff. A mc CEO
Adam Aaron very very excited, tweetingout that Deadpool and Wolverine set a new

(01:31:54):
record for first day advanced ticket salesfor an R rated movie. Fandango also
reported very brisk first day sales,saying they were the best of twenty twenty
four to date, as well asa franchise best for Deadpool and an all
time best for an R rated feature. Now, no movie this year has
cracked on one hundred million dollar openingweekend. Deadpool and Wolverine could be the

(01:32:16):
first when it opens. July twentysixth. Twenty sixteen's Deadpool open with one
hundred and thirty two point four million, twenty eighteen's Deadpool two open to one
hundred and twenty five million. Gotmy tickets, I got mine day one
even at Marvel. Marvel Studios announcedtheir first show for Disney Plus in quite
some time, and it's a secondspinoff from Wanda Vision. This one is

(01:32:40):
going to be following Vision. Hewas brought back to life by Wanda.
She restored his memories. But nowhis appearance Greg as you know, is
all white. Yeah, people arefollowing him a white Vision, his color
being trained away. Terry Metallis isgoing to be the showrunner. He is
coming off a very successful run withstar Trek Picard and they opened the writer's
room this week. The first spinoff from Wanda Vision is Agatha All a

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Long starring Catherine Hahn, which premieresthis September at Francis Ford Coobla. He
debuted his movie Megalopolis at Megalopolis.It can very mixed, super mixed.
As we mentioned, he has spentone hundred and twenty million dollars of his
own money to make this movie,and he talked about making it outside the

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studio system right because he paid forit, saying, I fear the film
industry has become more of a matterof people being hired to meet their debt
obligations because the studios are in great, great debt, and the job is
not so much to make good movies. The job is to make sure they
pay their debt obligations. So thereyou go. Yeah, it's pretty here.

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Thought about the art, can't Iknow. But if you go see
Megalopolis whenever it comes to theaters,that's our tip. That's about a vision,
not vision coming to Marvel, butdirector's vision. I'm Rabian. For
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it, dog Tom for the birthdaysand the porno Birthday show. Its Shiverday.
We're gonna It's Shiversday. We're gonnasit with it's shiversday, and you
know we don't do what birthday?All right? Start with the celebrities today,
shall we? Happy birthday to oneof my favorites, John c Riley.

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He's good comedy superstar, especially whenhe's with Will Ferrell. He is
fifty nine today. Tommy Chong iseighty six from Cheeching Chong. Jeez,
you got Will Sasso, he's afunny guy. He's forty nine today.
Bob Dylan mumbling through the day ateighty three years old. You got Priscilla

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Presley, Elvis's ex wife, LisaMarie's mother. She's seven today. You
got Rich Robinson from The Black Crows, who's fifty five. You got Alfred
Molina who he was doc Ock andspider Man two. Indiana Jones's guy's the
beginning of The Raiders Lost Dark,seventy one years old today at Roseanne Cash.
Guess how she is, greg Let'sgo with sixty nine. Roseanne Cash

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is sixty nine. As a nicesegue undo the porno birthdays. Today's porno
birthday is Penny Barber, and she'shad more pen pen She's had more men
piled on top of her than afumbled Football, three hundred and fifty fine
films, including per Therapy. Ohokay, she was in Dirty Divorsee gets

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all Oiled Up Volume one, fiftyShades of Gray Lesbian Edition. All right,
her Sexual Appetizer Volume one, shewas great and we spank in this
household. Ye also swappin' amish Cougarsbe Hunting volume one and who can forget
her unforgettable role in diaper sex withtrans baby doll? Oh my god.

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Yeah, Penny Barber, who isthirty nine years old today, and now
at japporno birthday. We're celebrity birthdays. And that is a Friday morning look
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Noe. Greg Corey parting words ofwisdom. Please. It is a
sign of maturity when you realize youdon't need fun to have alcohol. I

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like your twist on that you canjust have it, just have it.
But it's like the Stellars Gregg withfour to twenty oh totally. You don't
need a reason, no reason,just blaze it. You don't gotta tell
me it's five o'clock somewhere. Yeah, you know it's it's it's all good.
Saint Patrick's Day. You can havebe here anytime, anytime. Yeah.
But I like you. I likeyour twist on the words. Thank
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