The Woody Show May 30th 2024 Podcast

Sebas on Set, Freak of The Week, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.

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Today is Thursday, May thirtieth,twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome a
pre Friday. Here we go.We are the Woody Show. I'm on
of that's rating Greg Gory Morning Menaceis here. Yeah, we got Sea
Bass on location for that movie.Shoot here for the next day or two
and he'll be back here at thestudio with us next week. Sammy's here,

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we got bored. We've got CarolineMorgan, our associate producer. She's
here, Von our video producer.And of course you are VIP our welcome
guest, and you are always morethan welcome to call in be part of
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On the Thursday edition of The WoodyShow, Sea Bass will join us and
introduce us to a brand new Freakof the Week. And also now that
it's the end of another month.We have to get the nominees in for
the Woody Show Employee of the Month. So you can always start getting on
the text. Now, go ontext over your vote. You listen every
day. You know what's going onaround here. You know who maybe you

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think should be the Employee of theMonth winner of sixty nine dollars and a
really sweet Woody Show Employee the monthplatt which Menace will get to take home
the most recent winter from the monthof April. Yeah, where have you
thought about? Like where in yourhouse are going to put it? Yeah?
Probably in my den? Oh inthe study, Yeah, I'll put
that in. Then. You imagineif Menace had a study. Imagine how

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people like will have something that younever really use, like those soaps or
towels medic's case, it's like alibrary. Yeah, and a bunch of
books in there. Just look atit. Be ironic. Yeah, so
I will have that some of thetrending news headlines, raves got nerd out
before the hours up, porn ofbirthdays and more here on the Thursday Woody
Show. How about some Woody Showdid you know? Yes? Please?

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All right? Like these two thirdsof us say that we laugh at jokes
that we don't understand. To tryto fit in. Done you see that
happen all the time. Try tobe nice everybody. Yeah, and people
go what yeh. One in tenfamilies don't save leftovers from a meal.
If it wasn't for me, myhousehold would be one of those ten.

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Yeah, one of those one andten such a west. I love leftovers.
But one in ten families don't savethem taste buds. They live about
ten days before they're replaced by newones. Really so weird that I did
not know what that's why you recoverafter you kill them from eating a bag
of sour patch? Kids? Doyou burn them pizza? That is weird.

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That is one of the more painfulthings for something. It's like paper
cuts or small but really painful,like an inflamed taste bud. Yeah,
really hurt. Oh my god,those hurt mm hmm. Yeah, but
they only last ten days before beingreplaced by new ones. Bar. According
to nutrition experts, the fruits thatyou should be eating in order to lose
weight apples, avocados, blueberries,cherries, dates, grapefruit, kiwi,

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lemon, mango, and oranges.Really now, not the juice so hell
because the juice all the fibers gone. That's the key in this in this
situation. So if if you eatan apple, you have all the fiber
of the apple, and it helpsyou stay and it also helps you out

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with your your creation of the what'sthe thing for a diabetes the insulin.
Yeah, yeah, it helps regulatethe insulin. But I'm having all these
dating shakes and I'm still not losingweight. Shakes don't count. It needs
the whole fruit, meaning apple pies, all the dates with the avocado though.
Greg, Yeah, daily, blueberriesare super food. They talk about

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that all the time. I dolove grapefruit. I know a lot of
people don't. Grape dog. Yeah, and see I have grapefool all the
time. You see me get thosesalty dogs. Yeah, I got your
wife into them. Oh the drinks, Yeah, the drinks different. It's
a vodka called Greyhound. Salty dogis when it has salt around them.

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The average guy will go swimming seventimes each summer. Only seven? Yeah,
I mean I want to go onehundred times. If you don't live
by the ocean, you don't havea pool. I mean, how often
you really go on swimming almost twoout of five married couples in America don't
share religious beliefs. I found thatkind of interesting. Almost two in five

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married couples in America don't share religiousbeliefs. And then I thought about it,
and my wife and I don't reallyshare religious beliefs. She was raised
Catholic, went to a Catholic school. She insisted on getting the kids baptized.
I was very much against it.In fact, I didn't go.
You didn't go. No, Ididn't go. I mean, it was

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happening whether you went or not.So why not just be there because I
knew that one day that you know, when the kids got older, like
I want, I want them tochoose their own path, like you know,
religions for them, that's fine,Like it just seems hypocritical. Like
we didn't want to get married ina church, neither one of us.
Her mom was very upset about that, but it didn't make sense for us.

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And with the baptism, like Ididn't tell her that she couldn't do
it, she can go do it. Grandparents went. I would feel like
a hypocrite if I was there supportingit when I'm not, when I'm not
on board, I still think it'sweird. Yeah, why why is that
weird? Support your your life andfamily? Yeah, well no, because

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it's I think it's when you whenyou're doing something I don't know, some
kind of religious like sacramental. Idon't think anybody's on your team. Yeah,
I wouldn't have to be. Idon't. I don't care what's weird
or that he didn't go, orthat he's questioning why we think it's weird.
Anybody would question that. I don'tthink. No, no, I
understand because it's been questioned. It'sstrange. I just don't. I don't

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get it because, you know,again, just feel like I feel personally
like a hypocrite if I would partakethe baptized in the funk though? What's
that? Were they baptized in thefunk and the funk? What does that
mean? It's everything else? Everybodyknows. Yeah, what does that mean?
I have no idea, no idea. Gregory that it means you're baptized
in a jazz bar. What doesit mean, Sammy, nobody knows,

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menas what does it mean? It'sjust a song lyric, song lyric?
Who sings it? Uh snoop dog? Oh yeah, yeah, everybody knows
that. Yeah, okay, cool. More than half of men under the
age of thirty do not own asuit. More than that don't own one.
You don't know. I have asuit jacket like a sport coat.

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That's not a suit. No,I don't need one. What do I
need one for? You never know? Yeah, exactly, just in case
suit funeral. Now, if Igo to a funeral, wear like a
long sleeve button down. Yeah,you know, nice pair of not a
mine. You won't huh at myfuneral, You'll be wearing a suit.
Somebody be wearing a Tommy Bahama suitsmandatory at Bahama. Yeah. I loved

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some Tommy Bahama. Do you wanta suit menace? I No. I
was thinking about getting one though,because I was going, like last year,
I went to like six weddings.I'm like, damn, yeah,
I keep on ranting on one.I just buy one. But nobody dresses
up for stuff really anymore. Anyway, even the formal places are not so
formal they thank God. Guy,speaking of which I did see, here's
another woody show. Did you knowwearing a tie reduces blood flow to the

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brain by seven point five percent.It's bad for you. A study found
that wearing a necktie can also makeyou dizzy, nauseous, feel, or
cause headaches. Ties also increase thepressure in your eyes, and are great
at carrying germs. F ties.Ok, dude, it's the worst part
about a suit. I don't mindwearing a suit with a button up,
but I hate the tie. Oh, the tie the worst. Whoever came

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up with that dumb idea. Fortysix percent of people record their voicemail greeting
once and then never do it again. Yeah, yeah, I don't even
have a greeting. It's just thestandard one that comes to the number you
have reached. It's the automated numberback, and I think I have I
don't even know what my voice.But dude, back in the day,
in the nineties, it was coolto like do all kinds of funking messes.
Yeah, you'd have jokes, jokesor songs. Yeahah, switch off

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words, Yeah, what's up?You've reached menace? Yeah, leave a
message at the tone and then allof a sudden, the music would come
up with that Snoop Dogg song aboutgetting baptized in the song, and everybody
would I know that yeeah new poleasking more than five thousand people, Have
you ever wanted to be president?Oh? God? Seventy three percent said

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hell no. I don't know whyanybody signs up. Think about it.
You are under a microscope. Anythingthat you've ever said, anything you've ever
done, for the rest of yourlife, and also for the rest of
your life. But I mean itused to be a respected position. Yeah,
that's true. Everybody either loves youor wants to murder you, right

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like, there doesn't seem to bemuch in between anymore. You never have
a normal life. Never. Theaverage couple waits six months before they fart
in front of one another. That'sfun, that's fun. Fourteen percent of
couples in their twenties have broken upover the other person's pet. Oh I
this one girl, I did it. I hated her pet, and so

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when it when it went sideways,you know, eventually that's I was like,
oh, well, you know nomore, how to deal? That's
it was this little tiny dog.It wasn't a Chihuahua. It's another one
of his little first dogs. Yeahdogs, yeah no, but everything was
trying to protect you. You're welcome. No, I never shut up,

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And I was so sweet to thisthing. Yeah, just wouldn't shut up.
And finally, forty eight percent ofparents have regretted loaning a credit card
to one of their kids. Bemore than that. Yeah, I'm never
doing that. I'm telling you rightnow. They say never, say never.
I am never loaning a credit cardto one of my kids, especially
not my daughter. That would bea disaster. No credit cards and no

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baptisms. I have seen enough.I have seen enough of the Sea Bass
going a Coachella video. Yeah,I got to keep him locked up.
I forget giving him to him,keep him locked up. Yeah, I've
seen my sister in law hand offher cards, my nephew and my niece.
Yeah, my dad always did.My parents would of course. Well
yeah, it's a little spoiled girlover there. No, but if you

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need something, I mean, notthat many people use cash anymore. It
used to be here's cash if youneed something. You know what my son
has. He's got it's called agreen light card. So it's a debit
card. I've heard of that,and just through my phone on an app,
I could just put money onto thataccount if you need something. Oh
okay, I'm not something, butit doesn't have it like an unlimited rights
as I could. I could puta thousand bucks on there and it wouldn't

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even let him spend a thousand bucks. If I set the limit like he
could spend twenty five dollars a daytops, that's all he'll be allowed to
use. That's me from that.I love green Light. We have one
for my son, We have onefor my daughter. And you're right because
nobody cares cash right, just mucheasier. All right, phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us up with that
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some more Woodies show for you.Next hang on. The Woody Show will
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Lazydog Restaurants dot com. I've hadso many trees, but I can't even
tell you what trees up high.I'm gonna double now This is a ra
show and we're into another new hourinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's a pre Friday, it's Thursdaymorning. It's the thirtieth of May.
I'm wedding. That's ravy, greatgory is here. He is right,

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we have menace. What is up? Sea Mass is in Ohio? He's
uh, they're filming that movie thathe's been working on about wrapped up.
Huh. Yeah, I should tellyou that. There's a title. It
is The Wild Western, The WildWestern. Okay, getting they workshop that
one. You guys can have likea big rap party this weekend or yew

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question, because I think it's supposedto be done Friday night, because that's
what you're supposed to do. You'resupposed to have a yeah, exactly,
and you show like bloopers and stuffand all those things. What's there are
plenty of including someone got stitches intheir face and some ribs. Have you
been have you been watching the dailies. I've seen some of that stuff,

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and I'll at least have a littlebit of a real when I'm all done
with this. I don't know howgood my acting is, but luckily it's
not that type of movie. Yeah, but was there dramatic do you witness
the the ribs being broken? Orit was totally an accident and a background
guy was just I guess he wasn'tused to walking in cowboy boots on wooden
planks and just whip boom and likeright off. Yeah, not like off

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of a roof, thankfully, butjust off a step. Hi cracked his
head on, you know, theside of a table and his ribs.
I took it. Good times,good times. Yeah, my god?
The party? Are you bringing thebuzzballs or what? Yeah? This is
the This is buzzball country for sure. The problem is like there's not really
the the the guys and the creware all staying on site like campground style

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because they don't they don't have propertrailers like you would in a movie have.
Well, they basically have some cabinsthat are already built into this well
like old West Town. Uh.And there's there's one toilet for all of
them, Greg, Now you'll beproud of me, Greg. So there's

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there's porta potties for the rest ofus. Okay, but I have not
pooped once on set, you knowhow? You know how I did it?
Greg? Yeah, I just willpower. I just you know,
I just didn't. It's that easy. Yeah, where do you go?
Well, the hotel I'm staying.There's a hotel minutes away. They have
you in the star Quarters. Yeah, exactly, it's the four seasons.

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So yeah, don't know about ratparty menus. I don't know where or
how we could do that because Ireally they can't drive there. I'm not
going to sleep firs. I'm notgonna have any drinks. There's no there's
no ubers where I really, there'sno menace. You would die. There's
no uber there's no door dash Yeah, uh no, non existent. Also,
oh yeah, there's Wi Fi andset the Wi Fi in the hotel.
Now, I know we brought thisup earlier in the whole process of

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you being out there and filming this, but we've been getting more questions about
like where where are people going tobe able to see this once it is
released? Is there a plan ofan economy? I know you mentioned something
about maybe a couple of film festivals, but I mean it's got to be
distributed somewhere, AMC right? Well, so Ravy, we just had the
Coan Film Festival, right correct,yep, And so what are people these

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these all these A listers show upand they they at that film festival,
they show their movies, and thenthe right and then Netflix and MGM and
blah blah blah. For these smallercompanies, they go in and they say,
Oh, I like that movie,let me put that on my platform.
So I believe that's the idea here, is that they will go to
these film festivals, probably con awhole year. It'll be well, we'll

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do a release party probably early nextyear. I think there'll be opportunity for
what do you show listeners to goto that, and then distribution will depend,
you know, on who And doyou know the run time of this
movie? Is it a four hourAvatar? Killers of the Flower Moon?

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I'm just judging by how they wroteit on site. You know, how
how long was that movie you weretalking about the week or two like Ravy
that was like seventy or eighty fiveor whatever it was. Probably you know,
it's a comedy, so you knowthose things, don't You don't want
those to be too long, andno matter who you are, So yeah,
I'm guessing it's in that short range. But there's also going to be

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a full behind the scenes of themovie as well. So maybe if you
really want to make must watch featuresand been any other celebrity sightings, Well
that last we heard it was likeWilliam hung and high pitched Derek from The
Howard Stern Show. As as faras celebrity sightings, that would be it.
Uh yeah, there's like it's been. It's been weird, Like it

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depends on who you are. Who'sthe most famous person here, Like technically
the Carton Arks is more famous currently, but I'm not here as the Carton
Ark. I'm here as Seas.So Harry Caravelli know that you are the
cart and Ark. No, sothat has not been revealed that we've been.
We've been holding onto that because heand I had a big scene yesterday
where he's like screaming in my faceand scream yeah, right exactly. And

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if you recall, I busted himin Carton Arks two years ago, but
he didn't he doesn't know who Hedidn't know who I was then and he
doesn't know who I am now.Everyone played dumb when I first arrived on
set as far as hey, thisis Sebastian. He's an actor and he's
just here to play you know,blah blah blah. Yeah, and he's,
oh, there's it going, niceto meet you. So that may
we may reveal that on set,or we may just wait for the premiere.
You know. We just we're playingit by year as far as when

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the best time. We don't wantto piss him off. And we still
have two more days of filming.Yeah, zone, yeah, focused,
Yeah, you need them. Youneed to start the film. You want
to be in the pocket. He'sthe best though, because you'll tell him
like okay, you'll tell okay becausethere's no script, so you'll tell him
the lines like you're gonna say this, Bash is gonna say this, and
you say this, and he'll walkin and just give you something that nobody

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ever said he thought of that second, by the way, that all the
greats do that. There's been anumber of things I've seen about, like
you know, behind the scenes ofdifferent movies. We're like, you know
that whole scene that everybody always talksabout in that film, Well that wasn't
even scripted, that was branded.Yeah. They say about Patch Adams with

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Robin Williams that he's done so manyextra scenes that they can do in an
entire different movie. From it.Patch Adams for that. I want Patch
Adams too. That was a heartwarming. Yeah. Well, ever since,
sorry, ever since SeaBASS has beenin Ohio, have been keeping track and
noticing, you know, a lotof news out of Ohio. The latest

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one, did you see the shootingat the Kroger. Yeah, yeah,
there was like this. There waslike a gunfire exchange between police and some
suspects. This is a let's seedid they have it? Oh? Look
it up here. It's a it'scoal Cole Raine Township, Ohio. Where
the hell's up? Yeah, ColeRain Township, Ohio. That's what I

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was saying. Ohio is a big, empty farm state outside of a couple
of little cities. Yeah. Uh. Since authorities first said that one person
had been shot, said it wasn'tclear if anybody had been hit. At
a press briefing later in the afternoon, the information spokesperson said that two people
were taking local hospital with gunshot onesand the incident started inside the store,
with a bit of a chase bothinside and outside the store. Oh that's

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fun, and they said not manythe other details about the shooting were made
available, but the store's cameras haveeverything obviously, and the exact number of
shots still not known, but yeah, chase and a shootout between suspects and
police. As a Kroger in Ohiothat is an out of suburbs of Cincinnati,

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it looks like, okay, sowhat should be what should be a
nice, lovely city. But speakingof the Kroger grocery store, if you're
not familiar with the Kroger owns abunch of different grocery store chains called different
things in different places, but rightunder the Kroger company outside of every Kroger
here in Ohio as well as outsidethe big lots, I noticed that they
have a sign that says no fireworksshooting within three hundred feet also, which

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I think is because they all sellfireworks on that account of this is of
actual America and then fireworks restrictions here. So like, you go on the
Kroger, you can buy fireworks,and what do you want to do this
second you get your hands on fireworks? Yeah, So my guess is all
these all these people like I can'twait and then then the fire works not
just gunfire, but fire works.And so they want to get people to

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go at least out to you know, across the Street to the Little Caesars.
We got some freak of the weekaction coming up for you this hour
here on the Woody Show, Seabasketintroduce us to our latest freak of the
week. I'm sure everybody is seeingthis story pop up. I know,
menace. Of course, your boyfriendKim Jong un, you've seen this story.
Yeah, what's a victor maturity?Yeah? Hundreds and I mean hundreds

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of balloons coming across the border fromNorth Korea into South Korea. And these
aren't these high altitude balloons. Theyare just massive helium balloons. In fact
that here I have, I putit out of picture, these two giant
balloons. Wow, and you couldsee that they're they're attached to some payload.
Now you might be wondering what isthat payload, Well, it's just
bags of garbage. So according tothe reports, they're filled with quote,

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filth, stuff like dirty toilet paper, manure, soiled rags, scraps of
plastic, batteries, random sheets ofpaper, other crap. It's leaving trash
everywhere throughout South Korea, and NorthKorea admits they're doing it on purpose,
saying that they're just tired of SouthKorean activists sending propaganda leaflets and food and
medicine, you know like that.So we'll send them kaka because they're all

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sitting like you know, radios andUSB sticks with the South Korean news and
TV shows with the balloons over tothem, and so like North Korea says,
they consider this psychological warfare. Sonow they're sending these balloon deliveries of
kaka and philth larious. Yeah,South Korea, our experts are exports,
are medicine, food and working economyKorea are exports. Yeah, we're trying

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to give you a glimpse of thereal world. Yeah, and you're sending
us kaka. Yeah, very middleschool. You know. We are answering
the call of destiny. This isthe show and time to be introduced to
our freak of the week. Ohyeah, yeah right, all right,

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So who is the freak of theweek Sea Mass, Well, it is
a lady actually, and she's goingto tell you how she actually exploits these
freaks. So ladies, pay attention. Oh wow, she's going to introduce
you to a variety of freaks inways that you can make money off them.
Women, Because yeah, we couldsit here and judge. He's freaks.

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We do that, well, butwhy did you sit there and judge?
So she's kind of like a firefighter, Like when everybody else is running
out, she's running in. Soeverybody else is running away from these freaks,
and she's running right toward them,and she's capitalizing on it. Oh
and so this is I recall Morgan. We sent her out to go get
her nails done, and she wantedto wait till Friday or whatever it was

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because she couldn't afford to get apedicure. And it kind of radio pays
nothing at the bottom wrungs and veryquick that you got to start somewhere,
you know what I mean exactly.But this is a way for any lady
out there. And this is we'regonna talk to Mistress K. All Right,
Mistress K is not hot by anymeans. She's she's pretty gross.
But even she, Mistress K,can get these guys to pay your not

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just a few blocks, but thousandsof dollars. Here's this first clip.
Okay, I was paid five thousanddollars and I got flown out from Boston
to New York and given dinner.We were in the penthouse of this really
ritzy hotel. I won't tell whichone. We had good conversation about like
just normal life, and then itwas just like okay, you ready,

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do you need any more water?Like do you feel like you have to
ironate? Like it was very muchwow okay? And then is this in
the shower? Do you do it? Just like it was just a tarp?
Oh it was a tarp all right? Oh wow? Yeah. So
that male voice you hear there iscallng fam He's the interviewer. Here's Famka.

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So Morgan, is this I meanthis kind of sounds like something that
she might be into. Yeah,so I'm sorry I had to put my
headphones at the beginning. She's doingwhat on a tarp? So no,
yeah, basically number one. Sobasically like she is approaching freaks, like
people like who otherwise like you know, women would be running away from and
she's she's embracing them and she's makingmoney off them by you know, big

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money, yeah, big money.But what is she doing on this tarp?
She's number one? Yeah, she'snumber number one on the tarp.
And you think this is something Iwould do, well, I'm saying,
like dot for five thousand dollars notpeeing on the tarp for per se.
But like, you know, likeyou're always curious about strange people. Yeah,
and so like and and you're alsomoney, right, that's what I'm
saying. You're also very interested inthe making maybe a couple of bucks.

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So you know, I just wantedto make sure that you were that you
were like paying attention there, sowe can you know, maybe come up
with a different income stream. Yeah, you can monetize free hard hard pun
By the way, no sex,no sex at all here. Yeah,
just number one, there's a waygrand I'm taking notes now, but the
peing would be you know, forme, but really self respect. We

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have found the line for Morgan aparelybarely you're missing now, Okay, let's
see, let's talk to Mistress Kabout number two. Okay, what about
the pooping one. I've not donethat, uh not because I wouldn't just
be I never had a client thatrequested that. And I'm a vegetarian,

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so like that's gonna be probably alot of cleanups. Oh god, I'm
probably gonna have to hire us upjust to do the cleanup after. Does
vegetarian have like really bad God?Yeah, like vegans, vegetarians like we're
very regular people. God, Ithought she would be the receiver, not

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the It's all about um, it'sall about humiliation. These guys are want
to be humiliated. Okay, seeI I don't understand that that part of
it. At least he's pretending notto. Maybe I've he's making a lot
of notes over there. I mean, you guys remember Horrible Bosses too.
They hired what they thought was ahit man. He said had wet work,

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but it was wow not Yeah.Remember that we missed the opportunity of
asking Greg Glory would he do thefirst one for five grand? Oh yeah,
five grand on the tarp you singledays, young and single and poor.
Right, I'm going yes, yeah, five five grand. Yeah,
as long as it's not videotaped,right, like no picture is no video.

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Yeah, even that, I mightbe like, just give me a
verbal, give me a verbal promisethe states between up, Yeah, piky
square square, yeah, texting obviouslyI do it for three thousand, oh
wow, dealing Now I might golower than yeah, yeah, I see,

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I lower you to two. Andalso you did the first part of
that flown out penthouse is paid andfive g's two on a tarp and to
pee exactly something you're gonna do anyway. No sex, all right, this
is mistress k and Greg. Yes, here's another fetish you could also find

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that. Maybe I don't know,but the first thing I said, oh,
this screams Greg gorb. Then Ithought maybe he wouldn't want this done
for him. Here here's here's theother The setup she has would show freak
of the week. I used tohave a submissive that would come over and
he was my personal slave where hewould clean my entire house top to bottom,
and I mean I would make ita point to like, be like,
you have a toothbrush. She needsto make sure that every like nook

(28:34):
and cranny in this house is spotless. And he paid you to do that.
He paid me to do this.Oh my god, Yes, sign
me up today now, Morgan,would you do that? Yes? Oh
my god, this sounds like thedream A guy pays you and I just
sit there and watch him. Howthat's hot? Du There used to be

(28:56):
this fan parked outside the radio stationfor years, right on the street.
It was a big pink van andit was for topless maid service maids.
Yeah, yeah, I haven't seenthat thing in years, but it was
out there for many years. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I think
took out the topless cleaning business.Yeah, I wonder what kind of job
they did they did? What theywas the cleaning worth? Probably not,

(29:19):
I'm guessing not. What if itwas? Okay, what if it was
like you did it as a joke, right, like, uh, you
know, so let's just say somebody, Yeah, somebody was getting married,
right, like your buddy's getting married. As a joke, you sent over
the topless maid service to his house, right, but what if she ended
up being like the greatest cleaning ladyworkers? You would still sign up probably

(29:41):
for an ongoing thing, right,why not? Yea? I would Yeah,
I'd imagine place you Yeah, allright, mistress k Who what's next?
So, ladies, again, we'vewe've pointed out men are losers and
weirdos and creeps. There are manyways to capitalize on this, including using
your nails of course. Okay,during the pandemic, I was selling like

(30:03):
my toenail clippings because like, mypictures of my feet were weren't selling online
like you'd be like, you havereally pretty feet. I used to belong
to this foot fetish club and Iwould go and it was just like a
regular strip club, but instead ofseeing naked women dance, you would just
see women literally from like their upperthigh down and whatever shoes that they were
wearing, and we just walk around. How much is like the average bid

(30:27):
usually start at three hundred? Startat three hundred. Yeah, yeah,
that's it. I don't get it. Probably heels, I would assume,
got to give them a peek total, or maybe just barefoot, but just

(30:47):
walking down. But it's only fromthe thigh down. Would you okay?
Would you be open to that?Can I just wear my sneakers? Probably
that's what it has to be?Like open toe? Sure, yeah,
don't want sneakers, like they're notin your face, they don't even know
who you are. They want thelettos. Yeah, you know what,
maybe with a shoe on a littledifferent not not like a tennis shoe,

(31:10):
like it have to be like,yeah, Jimmy chew shoe, Yeah,
lou bait or like a flip flop. If it was like a peep toe,
not like a full open it's weird. Yeah, right, so that
you couldn't like recognize about in thewild. Wow, a lot of restrictions
over here. Yeah, I don'teven have to ask, Morgan should do
it. Oh God, in aheartbeat. People just hate some people just

(31:33):
hate money. They hate money,and they hate having infinite opportunity to rake
in cash. We're doing nothing,and that brings us to our next clip,
Greg, not only cash, butfree stuff. Who doesn't like free
stuff? A lot of like clientswho are into foot worship or foot fetish
stuff. They'd buy you shoes solike I'd have clients that would buy me

(31:55):
like red bottoms that they wanted meto walk around for a couple of days
in red bottoms, like like reallyyes, really expensive shoes, and like
then they would you know, theywould get pictures or they would smell them.
Wow, God, here's one nineone seven. You'd be surprised how

(32:16):
many men like this kind of stuff. I've had men pay me when I
was younger just to insult their wienieson Skype. Oh and I was fully
clothed, And the more I insultedthem, the hornier they got. I've
also had someone pay me to comeclean my house, like men that want
to serve like those kinds and soared. I did all this when I was

(32:37):
younger nine one seven texting over.I would just think the men would want
to be the dominant one, notbeing I don't know, shame love that.
Think about the whole essence, likethe dominatrix thing, but literal,
you know, I mean, Iunderstand the dominatrix thing, but I don't
dudes. I don't get the receivers. Why, That's what I'm saying.

(32:58):
But those are dudes who have likethe ballgag in their mouth and they're blindfolded
and they're tied up and getting yelledat. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what the hell is talking about?Fifty shades of gray. That's not most
people, that's not well, theguys whore rid of this stuff. That's
that's the best minority. If youwant a guy who has free cash and
it's willing to give it to you, or I want to find these losers.

(33:19):
Yeah yeah, well all right,so it's on to show Freak of
the Week. Let's get one moreclip from Mistress K and I know I
know Greg would do this. Let'sjust see if the rest of the ladies
on the show would. Though,all right, here we go. I've
been paid to like farting guys faces, I've done that. But broccoli,
broccoli, and cheddar cheese. Youcan get some bird's eye and you just

(33:42):
put it in the microwave. Itcomes with the cheese and everything, a
packet of that, and I'm like, I'm good to go for like twenty
minutes. Like he could tell.He was just like, did you have
cheese? And I was like,oh my god, I did. Wow.
I mean if I physically could doit on demand like that, yeah,
Well, after that bird's eye broccoliand cheese, I've had that stuff.
She's right, it does get towork for it pretty quickly. That's

(34:05):
the secret. Yeah, yeah,yeah, baby, would you fart in
someone's face? No, because Iwould not eat that bird's eye broccolian cheese.
Okay, let's assume it was somethingelse that would that would fire up
the Yeah, fire up the machine. What's what's it paying? Let's say,
let's say five hundred bucks five hundredbucks per fart? Then, yes,
per fart? Yeah? How aboutper session? What's a session?

(34:28):
Far? Like? Uh? Anhour? An hour? All right?
Thousand dollars, one thousand dollars probably, yeah, but I wouldn't need bird's
eye broco. Whatever gets you going, Sammy, no, wow, yeah,
she must be like independently. Yeah, she comes from like some oil

(34:51):
family or yeah, Sammy Rockefeller,Morgan, what do you oh my god,
absolutely no question about it. Yeah, because I don't even think it
would have to be like bare assright, it's just like, uh,
I don't think you know, noneof this stuff is it's very sexual at
all? Yeah, I mean it'shard to pee on somebody without you know,

(35:13):
getting sort of naked. But yourparents than that, your pants are
on, your pants are on.Yeah, how does that make a difference
to you, Sammy, Well,I mean different, Yeah, there's a
level of nudity'd be a little doesn'tmake a difference either your but your assess.
I mean if high level of prostitution, if you're naked versus naked,

(35:34):
Come on, Morgan, and that'swhat you're worried out about the level of
prostitution when you're just trying to makesome money from some farts. Well,
but I'm not trying to get nakedin front of some strange guy. That's
weird, just for money that youwear. What kind of bathing suit do
you wear, like a like abikini to wear that but with arts?
Yeah right right, no, no, no, no, what about pool

(36:00):
sides. So it'd be like togo trying to find out what your line
is. I don't see myself because, like you said, like a session
for an hour, I don't seemyself not end up just being like what
am I doing with my life lateron period of time. It's only in
that moment later, right, Butthat's an hour. That's a long time

(36:21):
to feel long. It's that onefart and done. It's a long time
to generate farts too. It's onehour out of your entire life. And
then you at the end of it, you're looking at all the money,
you know, paying bills, andyou have the story. You're like,
you know what that was actually prettyYou've had this conversation for it. Like
I know, maybe because I'm nota female, I'm definitely not good.
But I'm just thinking about it.Like, you know, if somebody wanted

(36:44):
to pay me a thousand bucks tofart in their face, yeah, yeah,
now far five hundred bucks, sureby me. You know it's dollar
shoes, just so they could smellthem a couple of times, all right,
And I'd sell my underwear if anybodywanted to toail clipping. Yeah,
we talked about this a billion times, and you know this is only fans
and put on your credit. Wedon't have nails. We don't have there's

(37:08):
not a market for that the waythere is for Like, that's what I'm
saying, Like, just the averageperson, forget this show. Forget that
anybody has ever heard of the individualson this show. If all things were
equal and we were just out thereon the street, who would have the
opportunity Not the dudes on the show. Not the dudes that's his foot slicing,
wouldn't have You never know if yourdaughter grew up and was like and

(37:35):
now you're telling your friends, it'slike, oh, what is what does
your daughter do for work? Oh? She sells her shoes. She makes
really good money. It's great,easiest gig ever. She's in the foot
fetish community. She farts, she'sreally capitalizing on the creeps, you know,
making a thousand dollars she's selling herYou don't see story. Is living

(37:57):
in my house? That is agood question. Yes, she's made such
great money. Yeah, if she'snot living in my house, is she
breaking any laws? No, she'smaking dumb money. Yeah. I think
I think we're good. So he'sproud of her. I think we're good
last week, and soone tells mea lot of these girls are not telling
their dads. Someone tells them theirdads are not around. Yeah, if
he didn't know about it, youknow. Yeah. And I'm not cool
with the tarp thing, by theway, but if she was, if

(38:20):
she told me that she sold hershoes or that somebody paid her five hundred
bucks to fart in their face,I would think that's kind of funny.
Yeah, let's go back to Morganreal quick beeing on the tarp five thousand
dollars. Yeah, you know,the more that we're talking about it,
the more I've reconsidered I would say, Yeah, I don't want to sound
too cool for that. I thinkI would. Yeah, well, there's

(38:40):
your show freak of the week.I get it an start, don't forget
it? Who cared? All right? Well, I guess we could,
Uh, I guess we could talkabout this because I just saw a text
that came in from the two toone four. It says I knew it

(39:07):
in all caps, a lot ofexclamation points. All right, I just
heard an ad on local radio,all right that you were going to be
on ninety seven point one the Eaglehere in Dallas. Woo welcome, thank
you, thank Yeah. I wasn'tsure because I knew at some point this

(39:28):
week they're going to start runing announcementson the station. We've had a couple
of trips to Dallas here over thepast few weeks. It's been in the
works, and yeah, we're goingto be launching on a radio station in
Dallas, Texas. So putting theword out there to anybody who knows anybody
in Dallas who is a listener ofthis show, please let them know that
the Woody Show is coming to townon ninety seven point one The Eagle.

(39:52):
Awesome. Yeah. And the peoplethere, man, are dope, the
best. I'll tell you. Thepeople of the staff of the radio station.
They are buttoned up. I'm like, how do we get them to
work here? Yeah? Yeah,so cool. And in the middle of
all like they're like grinding, workinghard. In the middle of all that,
they're having chili cookoff. Yeah,they had a chili cookoff yesterday.

(40:15):
There was constantly like, you know, cupcakes, and I told you about
that barbecue place that we described toso good. Yeah. I think I
think our official first live show onthe station in Dallas is going to be
on Monday, July eighth, becausethere's a lot of stuff going on throughout
the month of June. We haveour Fourth of July you know, holiday

(40:37):
or break or whatever that we're doingall right over there, Sea Mask.
Yeah, we out here. I'mso choked up and then you're out of
your computer's low too, But yeah, anyways, cool, anyway, thank
you to whoever. What did yousay? Angie, Angie, Angie,
thank you Angie. Keep us spreadthe wording again. If anybody knows anybody

(40:58):
in Dallas, let them know thatThe Woody Show is coming to ninety seven
point one The Eagle. Yeah.Do that station rocks too, Like that's
why of all those stations, Ithink that we're on. Like the music,
it's my favorite. Yeah, dude, rocks. That's exciting. I've
never had them. Like listen toone of our own stations and like turn
it up to the mast. Okay, yeah, see, I'm gonna let

(41:23):
you go because I know you havea big, big day ahead of shooting
your film. But we were gettingget into the nominees. I'm sorry for
the Woodies Show Employee of the Month. Did you have any thoughts on that?
Who would you like to nominate?I will go with Ravy just because
she's a kind of on account ofour bond must be kept intact. Yeah,

(41:50):
here against the rest of you sayhere to defend. Yeah yeah,
like hyeah. On her tombstone,it'll say here to defend, and then
on Sea Bass's tombs down hill,have a matching here to defend to lock
it? Oh yeah you can't.A'd be awesome, a babe? Yeah

(42:13):
all right, Well, good luckwith the filming man. Appreciate you checking
in. All right, there's theSea Bats, everybody, big movie star,
a bad step and break a rip? Yeah right? Oh you want
to play psychokiller? Can I bethe helpless victim? No? Please don't
kill me, mister ghost face.I want to be the sequel. This

(42:34):
is the Woodie Show. All right, into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Thursdaymorning, May thirtieth, twenty twenty four.
Gravy, Greg Minute, Sea Bass, Sam h everybody's here this morning.
Board. Caroline got Morgan, wegot Bond. It's the end of

(42:54):
another month, and so we arelooking for who do you think should be
the Woody Show Employee of the Monthfor me, wo Menace is the current
employee of the month. He gothimself a sixty nine cash prize and a
plaque. I love it. Thankyou. Yeah, he got the he

(43:15):
got the nice plaque you're gonna getto take home after we get the new
one up there. Den Like,I said, what has it what has
it been? Like, what's thefeeling been like as the employee of the
month. It's been great because youknow, I know our listeners know what
what we do here with Employee Monthand all that kind of stuff. But
when I put it out on socialmedia, like people outside, like in

(43:36):
our industry, like they thought itwas like it is a massive deal,
don't get me wrong, don't downplay. Yeah, but prestigious. Yeah,
nailed. Funny. I've worked somany places where the other DJs around you
know, the office is like yeah. They were way more concerned, it
seemed, about winning like awards likeindustry awards or even the internal company awards

(44:00):
than they were about actually getting ratings. Yeah, about actually doing a decent
show. They were more concerned aboutwinning that as opposed to the ratings thing,
right, like uh, cool,do you while you're doing events and
no one's there exactly yeah. Now, Vaughn also a former employee of the
month. Yes, I'm gonna startwith Vaughn, just because he's got to

(44:21):
go back to the cameras. ButVaughn, who gets your nominee for employee
of the month. I believe I'mgonna go with Caroline this month. Carolina,
Okay, things change, You gotto go to Dallas, things like
that. She has to step upand do other stuff and change her role
a little bit. So kind ofit was out for a handful of days,
right exactly, seeing her step upand help me learning parts of her

(44:42):
job or helpful. So okay,that's sold. Yeah, thank you.
V May I jump in and piggybackoff that because the Caroline also has my
vote for the same reasons. Ifeel like, you know, certain people
are out always have to, youknow, shift jobs or take on a
lot more jobs. So okay,Caroline has my voter. You're piggybacking Caroline

(45:04):
has my vote? Is going onhere, Carol? Wow? Okay,
Okay, Well I'm gonna throw adifferent name out there. I'm gonna throw
Greg Gory out there. Okay,because he spent this month giving his commencement
address, put his feet out therefor the most disgusting bit we do,

(45:27):
and your feet are really You're goodat it, talented. He killed it.
We have finally shifted the hosting gigof weakest link to Greg, and
he did an excellent job at hostingit. I don't think Greg Gory gets
enough credit for being down. Greg'salways down with things, so I don't

(45:51):
think Greg gets enough credit for that. So I'm nominating Greg. Alright,
Well, Greg, who gets yourvote? Well, I've been taking notes
all month and trying to be organized, and I like the argument for Caroline
by a lot, and I agreeone hundred percent with it. However,
I'm going back to the Well,I'm nominating Vaughn again, kind of for

(46:14):
the same reasons. When Bort wasout for several days, Vaughn would step
in and oftentimes behind the scenes.Let's say Morgan has to run into the
main studio, it's Vaughn that wouldrun in to do what Morgan does,
and then he would run back todo the video, then run back in
to do some production, and thenthe whole Tuesday takeover thing like you mentioned
when you asked for volunteers and itwas crickets and it was Vaughn. It's

(46:35):
like, yeah, I'll do it. So, yeah, I'm going with
Vaughn, another former employee of themonth. Let's check in with Morgan.
Morgan, who gets your vote?I am going with Sammy this month,
just because sam and I work handin hand a lot, you know,
behind the scenes. Something that's scissorI know, and you know, things

(47:00):
have changed the past month or so. We do a lot more work,
you know, the night before theshow, since we come in so early.
And the only way I can describeit is like when you're in high
school or middle school whatever and you'rein a class project with someone that doesn't
do any work, and it's like, oh, I got to do everything.
Like that's the complete opposite. WithSammy. I feel like she communicates.
She makes sure like, oh,you're not doing more work than me,

(47:22):
Like how are we doing? Youknow? So she's really considerate in
that way. Okay, that isa fake for the show. Good communication,
that's something we normally hate. Yeah, all right, let's go and
check in with with Bort. Who'sgetting your vote for Employee of the month.
Well, this month, I'm goingto say that usually with different employees
around here, it usually takes likeone shining moment from somebody to actually,

(47:45):
in my mind, how their gamestepped up through the roof. And since
I was out for a few days. And because this room is the internship
of the show, something happens here, the show is dead. So my
vote is also thinks a lot manyI've said agree, I agree with her
saying, yeah, my vote istotally for Caroline, especially because you know,
Woody, when you and Menace areout of town, Caroline takes the

(48:06):
forefront. She takes the bulk ofthe work in here, and if I'm
not out, it doesn't get done. So Carol, Yeah, Caroline man
cleaning up with the nomination this month. Let's ask Let's ask Caroline herself,
Caroline, who do you think?I thank you, guys. That was
so nice. I was gonna votefor Vaughn, probably for the same reason
that he voted for me. Youknow, we work together and when borts

(48:28):
out, we got a tag team. And are you too scissoring? Says
she and Sammy are scissoring? Areyou scissoring with Vaughn? Okay? Yeah,
so Vaughn, Yeah, Okay,I got it. I mean it
was very hard this month. Ilike because I agree also with I also
agree with what Greg said with youknow Sammy, because Sammy does so much.

(48:50):
He's like set so many like alarmsand like chat to me and reminds
me of stuff, you know.And then the reason, like Caroline or
like vo like we'll give my votetoo, is just because something will go
down within the month and they wouldhave to take on more duties than normal.
You know. I would like topoint out one more Sammy thing.
Before we all got these new chairs, before it was even a thing,

(49:12):
I just mentioned that I wanted anew chair because my chair was just janky.
I just mentioned it. I didn'task for one, and then the
next day it came in. There'sthis beautiful chair. I heard you say
you needed a new chair, soI requested one and got one for you.
Wow. That was so awesome.That's service, right, was so
very thoughtful. Yeah, incredibly thoughtful. Well you deserve it, Greg chair.

(49:35):
It's gonna be quite. It's gonnabe quite the decision i'd see.
This is why I need to uhruminate. Yeah, I need to like
sleep on it and figure out thereare some really good arguments. A lot
of times it's like usually between likemaybe two people like in my mind,
like you know, I'm gonna seelike kind of where the room goes,
and then you know, combine thatwith my own personal thoughts to decide who

(49:57):
will be the employee of the month. But there were a lot of good
arguments on a lot of fronts,so it's gonna be interesting to see who
wins. We'll have that in anannouncement for you tomorrow. You're on the
Woody Show. Okay, all right, and listeners, I'm looking for your
feedback too, like, is theresomebody that you are particularly enjoying here of
this past month or for whatever reasonyou think should be the employee of the

(50:20):
month? Send over your vote myfavorite radio show, the Woodsy Shot.
You guys are amazing, especially Woodsythe wood Shoe. A couple of things
to let you know about today.So you know, Nissan they have issued
this urgent do not drive warning.Oh my god, like not even like,
oh hey, no, it's donot drive warning for eighty four thousand

(50:45):
older vehicles and the reason is faultyairbags and an increased risk of explosion that
can cause serious injury and or deathGod from shrapnel. Yeah, yeah,
this applies to certain two thousand andtwo to two thousand and six Centras,
whoa two thousand and two to twothousand and four Pathfinder SUVs in two thousand

(51:07):
and two, two thousand and threeXfinity QX four SUVs. Nissans will even
offer free towing, Like, don'teven drive it to the dealership. They'll
they'll tow it for free, andof course they'll have the inflators replaced.
Wah, but yeah, loss willundertake. This is going on with other

(51:28):
manufacturers as well. Little pieces ofmetal yeap, fly right in your face.
T Mobile is buying most of USCellular's operations. It's a four billion
dollar deal. Sweet a dollar Treeis now moving into the former ninety nine
per cent only stores. They acquiredthe leases for about one hundred and seventy
of their locations. Wow good Arizona, California, and Nevada, Texas.

(51:51):
Ninety nine cent Only filed for bankruptcyback in April and they closed all three
hundred and seventy locations. The weathercontinues a lot of stories coming up,
you know, coming out about thesethese different storms and things that have happened.
Yeah, just this week there wastoo, There was one story I
saw about this this rancher in Coloradowho was killed along with thirty four of

(52:16):
his cows. Was it lightning?A single lightning bolt hit the pasture.
WHOA like a lot of cows survive. But the corner says that the odds
of this happening are really really slim. That sucks, really yeah, because
man, there was so much lightningthe other day, right, but for
one strike to kill this many cowsand to kill a guy he was fifty

(52:39):
one years old, thirty four headof cattle. Oh my god. Yeah,
over one hundred cattle were bowled overin the incident. Oh jeez,
yeah, crazy. I mean theguy was prettyure dead at the at the
scene. Yeah, dude, thatsucks. Video cars getting their windows shattered
from and stuff. Yeah, it'sbeen nuts. Yeah, it's been.

(53:02):
It's been pretty wild, dude.Did you see the story. It's been
out there for a couple of days. A man where was it? There
was a there was a woman.She was shocked to discover she had a
sick dog, and she took itto the shelter to be euthanized. I
did see the dog was sick.It had some kind of neurologe. They
told her had some kind of neurologicalthing. Right. At first, I

(53:24):
thought, what a terrible woman,But no, she thought it right,
basically on the brink of death.She was told to do that. Yeah,
so anyway, Yeah, so shebrings the dog to the shelter to
get youthized. This is a yearago, and it turns out the dog
was actually fine and was put backup for adoption, and she found out

(53:45):
and now she of course she wantsthe dog back because she was told something
completely different, So she just leftit there at the shelter. Yeah,
how does she not know what's beingput down? Like, aren't usually there
with the dog? You wouldn't stickher around. Some people don't want to
be in there, I'm sure,But you see the fall up to the
story. She can't get the dogback because shelter has a policy of not

(54:09):
returning dogs the dog in Yeah,but still this is and I kind of
get it too, because I've actuallyseen this at veterinary clinics, where like
people will just bring in animals andthen they're like, oh, yeah,
it's super sick blah blah blah,and they want them to take care of
it and get it better. Andthen just to get it back so they

(54:30):
can like skirt having to pay forit. Yeah, so that's why they
actually had that policy that hey,if the dog gets well, yeah,
you can't have it back. Well. There's another story involving a shelter dog.
This guy, his name's Andrew.He adopted Peanut, who's a Great
Dane and a pit mix awesome froma shelter in New Mexico to help with

(54:51):
his walking difficulties. In the dayafter he adopted Peanut, Andrew fell and
was aided by Peanut and his servicedog, who helped him clear his airway
and get to a chair. Wow. How crazy is that? One day
later? It's pretty impressive. Yeah, pretty corb. How the dog cleared

(55:13):
the airwall. Well, they probablycleared the airway by rolling him right,
They didn't give him any they changedhis position. Andrew fell while outside,
hitting his head and obstructing his airway. Peanut helped him to clear his airway
by sitting him up, and then, alongside Andrew's service dog, Bell,
helped him get to a chair torecover. My god, Wow, it's

(55:37):
impressive. Dog dog would be like, yeah, did sit there bring you
a toy? Yeah? See that'sthe thing, Like maybe Okay, So
what if I fell, hit myhead and my airway is obstructed and she
didn't do anything to help me,and meanwhile here I got a tattoo of
her on me, Like, Iwould not want that tattoo anymore, right
because she failed, you failed toclear that airway. Yeah, well there

(56:00):
goes that idea. No more dogtattoo. Let's revisit this old topic.
So you're still selling your dog.What was the dollar figure we came up
with? Was it fifty million?Yeah? So you have the suicide pack
with your dog. Yeah, Nowyou're considering the tattoo of your dog.
Yeah, but you're still selling her. The price is right for fifty million
dollars. I think the price wasfive million, five million dollars, let's

(56:22):
say five million, sure with expressingall that love and admiration tattoo a suicide
pack, yep, she'd want buthey for sale? Yeah, well she's
five, so she's probably got whatsix more years? Maybe? Yeah.
But you're saying when you go,I go except for money? How does
that? Well? Think about it. When people get wronged, right,

(56:44):
they're really upset. They've been discriminatedagainst, they've been sexually harassed, they've
been you know whatever, they gotit injured because of like, yeah,
you know what makes it better everytime? Lawsuit? Money? Yeah.
Yeah, So five million, honestly, seems pretty good. I thought it
was fifty million, fifty million,fifty million there and they were in Greg

(57:04):
and Sam. You're still saying now, I'm saying fifty million. I will
book that, uh that dog charterthat we were talking about. Dog jets
are right? Yeah? Yeah,have her flowing in style for fifty million.
Wherever this person is in the country'sgonna give me fifty million for my
dog. I will put them ona private jet. I will fly them
to me, and then I willfly them both back to wherever the hell

(57:25):
they came from on the doggy charter. And you don't think you would live
with any guilt after that? Youknow? I'd miss her, Yeah,
I would. I would miss herfor sure. But then, like Gray
does multiple times, like Greg doesmultiple times a day, I would just
look at my bank account. Wow, that was the easiest five million,

(57:45):
fifty million whatever that you could evermake. Yeah, oh man, I
wouldn't be easy money. It wouldbe easy easiest. Yeah, names for
my new dogs. I'll throw mykids in which one, Hey at the
dog, have a kid for free? Yeah? Here, look there are

(58:06):
two healthy children. You could pickwhich on you want. What do you
want, boy grog? Got oneof each. I'll tell you what you
act now, wie wow? Yeah, come on, instant family. You
got the wife, you got thekid and the dog. Look at all
this. Yeah, you're killing it, man, man, And I promise

(58:29):
I won't even send you any morespam emails after you've made one deal with
me? Now? Is that Iget from every other place I've ever done
one bit of business with no fund? Five million or fifty million? Either
one? Okay, good, let'sgo with fun either one? Cut you
deal today? Yeah too two.By the way, Raby, Florida has

(58:52):
now officially been named the shark attackcapital of the world. World really,
yeah there were Australia. Yep.There were sixteen recorded shark by incidents in
the state just last year. Sixteen. Yeah. That's amazing, isn't There
usually four per year in the world. Sixteen doesn't sound like a lot.
It does to me because sixteen soundslike a lot. I mean, fatally,

(59:16):
there's probably like four or five,but just these little bites. Oh
yeah, shark figuring out, Oh, this is not what I'm looking for.
I was thinking about this and peoplelike, you know, we were
talking about the freak of the weekand Sam, we turn it around,
go, well, what if yourdaughter, you know, was selling her
shoes was p and l strangers.So I will say to Rabi, because

(59:38):
I have had this thought, whatif your niece or nephew or your mom,
it's somebody that you really care aboutgot attacked by a shark. Wouldn't
you feel different? OR'd you gosharks just sharking? Well? Would that
change one of these like sixteen bites? Right, that'll be awesome. You'd

(01:00:00):
have the coolest story, do bastscar? Oh my god? Like these
sixty people are probably like, yeah, it was pretty awesome, right,
survived a shark? Yeah, feltgood? But would that change your Oh
you still bears just sharking shark?So what I wonder who people are mad
more mad at right now? Me? For my whole I would give them
my kids, my wife and thedog for or raving. You're fine with

(01:00:25):
your You're fine with your family gettinge if they're in the ocean. That's
what you would say with your familymembers. You'd be sad of course,
of course I wouldn't be. Imean, i'd be excited once they survived
and had the cool scar. Butbut it's not like you'd want to go
in after and kill the shark.Now I see, maybe in the hospital

(01:00:45):
visiting her family, sharks were justsharking. Yeah, and look at this
scar, Lucky. Listen to thatstory. The story is call me when
you get out. I'll be atthe casino, right, Yeah, it's
seven forty four. What he hitus up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven. This isthe Woody Show, going back to the

(01:01:10):
shark thing. Yeah, Florida hasofficially been named the shark attack capital of
the world. Yeah, sixteen recordedshark bite incidents quote unquote in the state
in just the last year sixteen.That makes it number one. It's been
Australia for a long time, right, Like what's going on is a change

(01:01:30):
in the weather there, Yeah,legs climate change has shifted, you know,
feeding patterns for the sharks food,so that shifts the migratory patterns of
sharks. Eight oh four. Textingover said they were sitting on the beach
in North Carolina just drinking with theirhomie. This is a few years ago,

(01:01:52):
saw a lady come up on shorewith one leg and I thought I
was going blind, But it turnsout she was attacked by a shark.
Total buzzkill. Oh and she washot too. She's just like, if
somebody came up with one leg,there's no way they survived that. Yeah,

(01:02:13):
the bleed out would be tremendous.I told you I was on a
metro and this lady's foot was cutoff somehow. Yeah, right, and
butt arteries up there in your legs, but they were tying it off like
right away hopefully, or tying offthis right. Yeah, not sure.
And there's that server who lost herarm right right. Imagine in the salt

(01:02:36):
water. How much that must hurt. Oh yeah, yeah, I never
thought of It wasn't hurt on landthat I don't think you're thinking about this.
Salt water just makes it so muchworse. Oh yeah. Also,
it's not like it's exactly clean,like it's saltwater shore, but you'd be
like, oh, that's what I'dbe thinking about. Oh my god,
this is so going to get infected. So salty it stings so fast.

(01:03:00):
Yeah, it stings. This wasn'ta lion, but I think there's there's
just a giant wound where your legused to be, right, but that
damning damn it the salt with thatlevel of pain. Do you even feel
it though? Because I remember whenI broke my arm and it was all
bents. I told my friends like, hey guys, I broke my arm

(01:03:20):
right now and got to go home, Like I didn't really feel it,
Yeah, adrenaline. Yeah, Andthey've had some commentary from shark at Tech
survivors that said they didn't even knowthey lost a limb until they looked.
Yeah. Four eight four Hippos killedmore people than sharks. Yeah, well
mosquitoes killed more people than sharks.Yeah, exactly, Deer killed more people
than sharks, right, said onefour. Sharks don't have a migration pattern,

(01:03:44):
ravy. Oh, okay, theydon't follow their food, They don't
migrate from one place to another.You've they have that shark website, They
got a whole shark website that Yeah, but is that is that a migration
kind of like birds have, sure? Or is that just some kind of
track of them moving around. They'refollowing food, they're following water temps.
Don't whales migrant they're following right,breeding grounds, shut up, idiot,

(01:04:12):
wowow jeezus show and just like thatinto another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Guess what,everybody what? It's Thursday. It's a
pre Friday, second to last dayof May. It's May thirtieth, twenty

(01:04:34):
twenty four. That's Ramy Hello,Greg Goryo, there is menace. Hi,
we got sea Bass, we gotSam phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. It's eight sevenseven forty four Wooding. You can hit
us up of the text over totwo two nine eight seven. Apple Music

(01:04:57):
released their list of the one hundredbest albums of all time. And I've
seen a lot of things popping upabout this. It's it's worth mentioning.
It's their opinion. It's not basedon streaming numbers or or anything like that.
It's just they came up with thislist. I'm not sure if it
was like the people who work forApple Music, the employee vote, or

(01:05:20):
yeah, it was just the workof one person. But yeah, So
the top album of all time forApple Music is Lauren Hill Oh The Miseducation.
Yeah, yeah, which is agood time. People that people have
even grown grown more fond of thatalbum over time. Interesting. I loved

(01:05:43):
it in the moment and I stilllove it. I think it's a great
album. Okay, it's just sodisappointing seeing it live because again, because
of the way it was put together, not a lot of people have rights
to it. There were so manypeople contributed to the album that she can't
like he was recording, so it'sall weird and so that that part is

(01:06:03):
disappointing. But the album is fantastic. The number two album Michael Jackson thriller,
See I would have been I wouldhave not bad than I had.
That said, that was the numberone album got it Abby Road by the
Beatles. Okay, Greg finds tobe overrated. I mean they are.
I mean even hardcore fans have toadmit the worship is osane. But Abby

(01:06:25):
Road is an awesome an artist whoI cannot stand. Prince at number four
with Purple Rap, although I dolike that song. The song Purple Rain
is a great album. The World'sStupidest movie, but a great album.
Yeah, the song Purple Rain Iactually like. See here's the thing about
Prince. I like it. Imean his songs are catchy. I get
it, you know, but it'sjust it's something about it's just him.

(01:06:48):
I find him to be irritated weirdsake of being weird. His music was
Prince. He's a dude, youknow. Uh every time now, like
it was between the two, tentimes out of ten. I will take
Prince over anything from Queen. Goddamn it do I hate Queen. I

(01:07:10):
hate Queen so much. I'm takingQueen over friends. I'll take Prince over
Queen. And if I got tohear Bohemian Rhapsody one more time, that's
another way. Yeah. My thingwith Prince is how he treated his fans
right, like crap. Yeah,he's like Morrissey, the people who worked

(01:07:32):
with him like crap. Yeah.Okay. The Apple Music Top one hundred
Best Albums of All Time at numberfive. On their list, they have
Frank Ocean his album Blonde. Ithink that's very a political move. That
Stevie Wonder Songs and The Key ofLife all right, number six, Kendrick
Lamar, Good Kid, Mad City. That's a number seven. Back to

(01:07:58):
Black by Amy Winehouse at number eight. Yes. Yeah, also that nearly
made my top five. That albumis great. That's one of those things.
If she had not died, no, I don't think anybody would even
pay attention. She would be aswell today. She would be yeah,
oh she would absolutely if she couldhave kicked her drug habit, she would

(01:08:19):
have a residency somewhere and people wouldbe killing themselves to get there. Absolutely
killing themselves should be headlining pun intendedor no, no pun intended, no
pun intended. If somebody could havegotten a hold of her and gotten her
off drugs like her dad, that'sone of those I don't understand, Like,
what was so great about her?What do you hear what she was

(01:08:40):
here? She sounds she sounds justlike an old timy that album Back to
Black. If you listen to thelyrics and you hear this, it's really
short. Yeah, actually, butyou've never heard somebody just get into their
inner psyche more than that album.I love it. Amy One House at
number eight. Number nine is neverMind Nirvana, Okay, I get that.

(01:09:02):
Although on Serious XM they have aTop five hundred Alternative Countdown, no
Top five hundred nineties countdown, soit's the nineties. On nine channel they
have on there h and the Topfive hundred countdown of the nineties at number
four eighty seven or whatever. Itis is smells like teen Spirit, and

(01:09:24):
then you hear all the other garbage, like, what the hell is this?
What the hell is this? Imean, that's that's the song that
defined a generation. Top five topten at least, because it's all genres
on the top ninety stuff, rightyeah, yeah, yeah, but four
eighty six or seven something like that. I'm like, but let me ask

(01:09:45):
you this though, the argument thatyou're trying to make about Amy Winehouse,
what about Nirvana? Yeah? Iknow that the song defined the genre of
music, but the popularity would itstill be here without the death of I
think just because of the style Ilove the music. To me, Amy
Winehouse is just like a rehash ofold timey stuff. Yeah, Like,
oh, total no, would theyjust be another? Yeah? Another band

(01:10:15):
on the lineup for Beyonce is Lemonadeat number ten on the list. I've
asked everybody here in the studio tocome up with their list of their top
five albums. It was so hard, I know, God, I had
to like really look at it andwhat I would have said if you would

(01:10:36):
ask me, like, what's mynumber one album of all time? I
had to change my mind on itbecause I'm just looking at the sheer number
of songs that I love from thedifferent albums, and I had to re
rank them. That's how I thoughtof it too, like what songs would
you skip? And if it's none, that's going on the top. There's
the thing. There are certain songsthat are your favorite songs, right There
are songs that you love and you'relike, love that song, love that's

(01:10:59):
Oh, love that song totally,So you know that that comes into play
too. But I asked everybody tocome up with their top five albums and
we'll go through that when we comeback from the break. And then I
have a clip because I asked everybodyto take one song from your number one
album to for you, like whatsong defines that album or defines that artist

(01:11:20):
to you, And so we're gonnahave that for you after the break.
I mean, Apple's got their thingcool. This is the official one.
If you really want to see whatcool people think. Press releases about it.
That played Frank Ocean at number fiveand that's next on The Woodie Show,
The Witty Show. We'll be backin a sec. Welcome back.

(01:11:42):
He might look cute and cuddly.They are very mean spirited. Way back
of everybody show. Apple Music hadtheir big one hundred Best Albums of All
Time lists, and I'm not goingto give you one hundred here. I
asked you everybody here on the showto come up with their top five album
of all time, and so I'lljust start with with mine. Okay,

(01:12:04):
number five, And by the way, honorable mentions to Lincoln Park Hybrid Theory.
So many great songs on that album. One Step Closer and Crawling and
paper Cut and points of Authority inthe end, run on, so many
songs that I love. One albumthat I thought I would have in my
top five that didn't make the cut, Rage Against the Machines, Evil Empire,

(01:12:28):
Wow with Bulls on, Prey Down, Rodeo, People the Sun,
Vietnam one of my favorite songs,make it, Guns n' Roses Appetite for
Destruction was a consideration. Didn't makeit. But here's what did. Number
five on the list. Alanis Mooresets Jagged Little Pill. Hell Yeah,
great album. You ought to Know, Hand in my Pocket, Ironic you
Learn All I really want love thatsong. Great album really brings me back

(01:12:53):
to a point in time ye whereman, life was good. Yep,
life is good. But I'm sayinglike it just said that youth. Yeah,
you know right. Number four Metallica'sblack album, Enter Sandman Through the
Never Sad but True, the Unforgiven. Wherever I'm a roam, nothing else
matters. Great album. My buddyand I we like went on Havesi's on

(01:13:16):
that to buy the CD and ifyou could wear out a CD, we
would have done it right. Numberthree Cypress Hills, Black Sunday of Course
and Seeing the Brain. I wantto get high hits from the bong.
Ain't going out like that? Ato the K when the ish goes down.
What a great album I could startto finish. Told the story a

(01:13:36):
million times about my senior year inhigh school. My number two album of
all time Beastie Boys, Licensed toIll, Fight for Your Right, No
Sleep Till Brooklyn, Paul Revere,Brass, Monkey Girls, Slow and Low,
Time to Get Ill, She's Crafty, Yeah, the New Style.
Yeah, I love that song,Ryman and Stealing Slow Ride Dude. So

(01:14:00):
many but my number one album ofall time run DMCs Raising Hell. So
many songs in that one too.Walk this Way My Indeed is Peter Piper,
U b Ill and Raising Hell,Dumb Girl and of course the anthem
is tricky. Don't run that sideo Tom's tricky. Number one. I

(01:14:24):
would have not a guess that's reallyI mean I knew you love them.
I mean I knew run DMC wouldbe in the top five. Number one.
Yeah. This little Gurley, herhair was kind of curly, went
to a house and bust out atthe lead early as a really sleazy.
Oh. They just say, isplease me, We'll spend some time in

(01:14:44):
rock a run. I said,it's not that easy. Yeah, all
right, So that's that's my numberone. But man, it was time.
I'm with you. I'm with you, Greg. It was really difficult
and narrowed down. Greg Gory yourtop five, well, like you,
I did honorable mention. But I'mgonna start at number five with Pink Floyd
Dark Side of the Moon. Iwas addicted to Pink Floyd when I was

(01:15:06):
in college. Time Money Us andthem Rules whole albums start to finish number
four. Obscure band. Not manypeople know them. It's they're called Morphine
Rich Morphine Boston. The singer MarkSandman was only in his forties died of
a heart attack while doing a show. And they also have a guy that.
Yeah, and they had a guyin the band that would play two

(01:15:27):
saxophones at once. I knew achick like that. So Morphine Cure for
Pain is the name of the album. So good. Number three. I
changed it last night. I hadMoby play because, like you, if
I could wear out an album,I had one in my car, one
in the house, one and oneone in the other car. I just

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love it. But I changed itand I did put Fleetwood Mac Rumors just,
I mean, just an incredible Iwould love that album if it wasn't
for Stevie Nicks. You're so Ilove on drugs? Is Steve Nicks so
much? Number two? This wasa tough decision, but Nine Inch Nails
pretty Hate Machine wore that out aswell. I mean, it's just start

(01:16:15):
to finish flawless. And I'm willingto bet that The Killers are not your
number one. No, I thinkwe all know who your number one band
is going to be, right,It's got to be an album from them.
But like, I'm surprised the Killersdidn't make the top five, right
number one? I mean, youknow the band obviously, because it's the
greatest band of all time, past, present and future. Factually that would
be Depeche Mode. Most people wouldsay Violator because it's arguably flawless. But

(01:16:43):
my favorite depeche Mode album is Songsof Faith and Devotion, and my favorite
track from that is I Feel It. Listen to that, listen to do
I know the song. You probablywill want to hit. You might when

(01:17:06):
they do this live. It's likepoint, that's great, bone, I
know this part, oh so good. My honorable mentions like I mentioned Moby
Play, The Cure Disintegration, andthen Violator from Depresche Man. Okay,

(01:17:28):
there's a there's Greg's top five albumsof all time. Yeah, Apple Music's
got theirs. We've got our own. Huh. Let's see, Let's go
to Menace next Menace. All right, Well, this was extremely difficult for
me because I'm not an albums personat all. I'm all about singles.
I would buy CD singles. Ididn't really own a lot of albums.
I always listened to the radio andmade playlists. So just quick honorable mention.

(01:17:51):
I probably listened to the Third EyeBlind album a lot, really,
and then I really wanted to putthis on my list, but I didn't
know if it was considered an albumor not. It kind of is.
But the soundtrack for the movie Gothat was released in nineteen nine. I
love that soundtrack. It had nodoubt on it. Fab Boy slimmed some

(01:18:12):
kind of like a like kind ofelectric. There was a ton of em.
But it was like dance music onthere, like a Magic Carpet Ride
remix. Yeah. That movie Rolltoo. Yeah that movie. That movie
was released in nineteen ninety nine.It was The Hangover before the Hangover Go.
Yeah, the movie Go. Butmy top five albums, and this
is gonna be all over the place, but I would say number five,

(01:18:35):
and now these are just albums I'dprobably listened to the most. Okay.
Number five was the Stick's Greatest HitHits album that was released in nineteen ninety
five. Yeah, come sail Away, so much time on my Hands,
Lady. Well. I didn't reallylike the lady version too much because it
was like a re recording recording.But yeah, Sticks, dude, Bankers,

(01:19:00):
I would have lost that. SoI told you it was random.
So you know, I love theband Man Kim. They're one of the
greatest live bands. You could seeso much fun, high energy. They
had their first album that came outthat had the song Daylight, but they
had an album follow up album rightafter that called Sidewalks that I really like,
came out on twenty ten. Theyhave a song called Cameras on there,

(01:19:21):
Block after Block red Paint love them. Also, what do you just
recently found out that I'm a I'ma big fan of Nelly's Tato Nellie for
Toto Woe. Nelly is number threeon my album's list. I'd say turn
Off the Light was on there.It's on the radio like a bird,

(01:19:42):
massive song that was released in twothousand and then I would say the most
recent album that I put on there, this was released in twenty eighteen is
Casey musk Graves Golden Hour. Iam gonna go see Casey musk Graves.
Wow yeah an era yeah wow,so far really nothing I would have expected,

(01:20:03):
totally like all over the place.You know, she had a slow
burn. Oh what a world highHorse. A ton of good stuff on
there, and then number one.I just had to pick the greatest hits
albums as well, because I justcouldn't like figure out which album would about
the greatest hits album is a copy? Yeah, Well I didn't consider any

(01:20:24):
of that. I didn't either,but I had to because my favorite playlist
on Spotify, I would say,because like, okay, the artist is
Tupac Okay, And I would sayI listened to the Tupac All Eyes on
Me album the most, but itdoesn't have one of the songs that I
like the most from Tupac Okay,but wouldn't be your favorite album though,
Like, it's got a lot ofsongs that you like on that, but

(01:20:45):
I couldn't select a song out thereand say this is the one that I
like more than the other. Okay, all right, So this is why
I picked the Tupac's Greatest Hits albumthat was released in nineteen ninety eight when
I was graduating. What I likeit okay? And the song is called
the Changes. Oh yeah, Iremember that song. That's just the way.

(01:21:06):
It's upbeat, it has a message, it's good. I like it
a lot. What's the what's thesong sampling? Uh? Come on,
dude, right there? And Iknow it now that I'm on the side.
That's why I want to do wellin a game show because I know,

(01:21:26):
I know it is it Phil Fallins. It's a song called the Way
It Is? Yeah. Bruce HornsbyBruce Horns now. But yeah. Also
on the album's Dear Mama. It'sa great song. I get around and
then hit him up, one ofthe greatest disc records of all time.
And then of course the song changes. But all these good songs on there.
And that's my playlist there, allright. Also Top five uprising,

(01:21:51):
I'm bringing it up now. Holdone second, Oh my god, what
the hell I sort of got sometime? This the stupid system that we get
here. The reason I said PhilCollins because there is another TUPAC song that
was redone with Phil Thons. That'sso good. Yeah, this song is
so good. Well you know again, Sucker Freddy song on the piano.

(01:22:15):
But this is this is one thatI will I would never turn off,
no way. What a great song. Mandolin rain too, Mandolin rain.
Drums come in right about here.Yeah, it's just and then the bass.

(01:22:41):
Yeah, he's see some changes.Someone's racist faces. All right,
there's menaces. Top five. Iwill go with Raby next, Raby your
top five? Okay, I haveone in common with Woody and one in
common with Greg. Okay, onthis list, my first two are both
from nineteen ninety five and what youwere talking about when the nineteen ninety five

(01:23:04):
we were working at the same radiostation and it was just a vibe.
It was a moment. And somy number five is Alanis Moris. That's
Jagged Little Pill. You know.We were sitting there working when we heard
You Ought to Know, and we'relike, what the hell is this?
What is it? This is awesome? And like you said, just NonStop
bangers on that album. Now thisalbum, radio programmers program their stations like

(01:23:29):
this album came out yesterday and thatis no doubt tragic. Yeah, is
that new? Huh? Like Iget it, Like why these songs are
still on the radio, like asmuch as they are? Right, just
a girl, don't speak excuse me, mister Sunday Morning spider Webs. It's
just back to back NonStop hits.Yeah. Now, all of my considerations,

(01:23:50):
my other considerations for this list wereall from nineteen eighty seven, because
that, for me, is thegreatest year for albums music for the masses.
Depeche Mode document Ram in My Tribe, ten thousand Maniacs, kiss Me,
kiss Me, kiss Me from theCure, Kick in Excess all came
out in nineteen eighty seven. ButI did I did go with You.

(01:24:11):
Two's The Joshua Tree because I lovethat band. I love that album.
That album catapulted them to international superstardom. Yeah, just still haven't found what
I'm looking for. With or withoutEA. Streets have no name, Bullet
the Blue Sky, Oh love that. There's a reason they did just a
Joshua album tour because people love thatalbum so much and they're always masters of

(01:24:32):
like multimedia. Yeah, you know, it was such a visual thing,
Oh for sure. Number two iswhat I have in common with Greg,
and that's Fleetwood Mac Rumors. Boys. I'd like I heard Stevie Nicks first,
like MTV Generation, Like the firstsong I actually heard was Edge of
seventeen, Stop Dragging My Heart Around. So I love Stevie so much.

(01:24:55):
I'm like, oh, what's FleetwoodMac? And then you put on Rumors
and you're like you already know allthese songs. I know every one of
these songs. The Chain, GoYour Own Way, Dreams, you make
love them fun, gold Dust Woman, Secondhand News, all his it is
insane and it defined that decade forsure. And Steve Nickster just legally changed
her name to yeah, oh yeah. And so then my number one album

(01:25:17):
is from two thousand and nine becauseand I think about the time of my
life. We've just been fired fromSan Francisco. I moved back home to
Pittsburgh. My dad was kind ofon the precipice of not being able to
take care of himself. And Iwould always listen to BBC Radio One on
Sirius he does because they were sofun. I'm like, these guys get

(01:25:44):
radio, like they remember that radiowas fun, like I felt here radio
was just a business or whatever.But they were having fun. And they
kept playing this artist, Florence inthe Machine and I'm like, who is
this? This is awesome. Mynumber one album is their debut album,
Lungs, and it took a longtime from listening to it on BBC for
this album to actually come out inthe States. And you dog Days is

(01:26:09):
it on there? You've got LoveKissed with a fist, drumming song,
rabbit Heart, But my favorite isCosmic Love because this is the first Florence
and the Machine song I ever,so it will always be my favorite.
That's what they are playing on theradio on BBC on Babe, and they
were talking about it like it wasold news, but it wasn't all news.

(01:26:30):
To me, I'm like, Ilove this now. Greg. If
you're not satisfying with what you findon BBC one, what can you do?
Don't even if you don't like one, We've got two base, say
Tess. We've got choice as wehave choice, and in a heyday,
if you didn't like one or two, you could go to three or four.

(01:26:53):
Get crazy. Yeah you got fourto two price number one though,
Yeah, I mean it also hasto do. I've had a lot of
interaction with Florence over the years.Yeah, what a lovely person, so
sweet and nice drops something I meanthat helps keep an album at the forefront.
If you've had awesome personal experience talkingbook clubs. Yes, well there's

(01:27:15):
there's some of our top fives.Nice suck at Apple Music. Yeah,
it's all subjective, it's all completelyarbitrary. I said. The half of
these are like points in my lifewhere I was like, oh my god,
one person's treasures and others trash andvice versa. But yeah, some
good stuff in there. We're gonnatake the break and then Sammy, you've

(01:27:38):
got one right, all right?Well, all right, so the greatest
hits LFO A more he shows nextwill be right back to the show.
All right, so we have onemore person. When through their top five

(01:28:00):
albums of all time, Apple Musichad their list blows uh huh. He
went through Myself, Bravey, Gregand MENACE's top five listen now, just
out of pure curiosity because every timelike me, old Sam, Do you
know the song nop Sammy? Whatabout this song? Though? So know
that you know these songs. Theseare her top five albums. Yes,
my number five You're gonna laugh,but is in Sync's debut self titled album

(01:28:26):
in Sync. It had so manyhits on the album Tearing Up My Heart,
I Want You Back, Here weGo. God must have spent a
little more time on you, DriveMyself Crazy, Giddy Up. Yeah,
I can't argue that was a hugealbum. Alrea certified bangers. I sit
down and listen to it. No, that album, this is yours.
My number four is Brad Paisley WhoNeeds Pictures, which was his first album

(01:28:49):
back in nineteen ninety nine, andthe hits off of it where We Danced
in He didn't have to be buthe his album tracks are so funny.
I don't know if a lot ofpeople know that about Brad Paisley. So
he had a lot of really funnysongs on the album Long serv and me
neither never would have worked out anywayand sleeping on the fold out, So
that is my My number three albumis Sam hunt Manavelo, another country artist.

(01:29:18):
Yes, he wrote that whole albumfor his ex girlfriend who he was
trying to win back in Manavelo isthe town she grew up in. And
he had so many hits off thisalbum too, which for anyone who knows,
take your Time, House Party,make You Miss Me, Leave the
Night on cop Car, just hitafter hit again, not Skiffan any songs.

(01:29:43):
My number two Ravy and Woody bothalready had, which is Alanis morsett
Jagged Little Pill because it rocks finallysomething and my number one album because he's
an absolute musical genius. This isthe best album ever made in my opinion.
Is Billy Joel's The Stranger. Okay, that's another one. That's another
one that made so many great songson the album that tough for me to

(01:30:08):
even pick a number one. Scenesfrom an Italian Restaurant is amazing. That's
not my number one, but it'sgenius on so many levels. Also,
Only the Good Day Young just theway you are. She's always a woman
to me. My number one offthe album Vienna. I'll listen to it
over and over. I love it. That's a great song too, dream

(01:30:29):
of Me, don't imagine that?When will you really? Vienna Ways and
the fun concert too. I regretone one regrets to far and I'm hoping
is it over the Madison Square Gardenthe Residence? But help me play that

(01:30:51):
again. I need to see BillyJoel Square Garden. You had a couple
of opportunities. No, I knowabout a year. I know. It's
one of those things are I'll getaround to it. I'll get around to
that. I've have a buddy whoworks for a Madison Square Garden group,
and he's like, I'll do itanytime, Yeah, anytime, just you
know the hookup. Yeah, Ijust had to go. It is all

(01:31:12):
right, number one, good pick? All right, more woody shows next,
hang on? So what do you? Oh? No, I think
I'm about to have my period.It's a woody show, all right.
Well back everybody. It is Thursdaymorning, It's a free Friday. We
are the show. Bravey's got nerdnow cut up here. In just a
few minutes, we'll find out whatis happening in the world of nerds.

(01:31:35):
Also a couple of the holidays,and a very musical round of the celebrity
birthdays today. Nice, I thinkall but one, all but one is
a music related birthday, okay.And then of course your porno birthday.
We gotta new porno birthday there foryou. Sweet could up here in just

(01:31:56):
a moment. Here's something right fromRabies Nightmares. So you know she's all
freaked out about AI. That's right. Well, China's military just showed off
a machine gun equipped robot battle dogduring some joint drills they were doing with
Cambodia, And so can you imagineif this thing was teamed up with AI?
Right, oh yeah, it's over. Oh yeah. See. This

(01:32:18):
is what I've been talking about whenit comes to this AI stuff or this
robot stuff, is because they wantedthis stuff in America for police officers to
use, but we all said no. And what happens is all the other
countries started advancing and they make thousandsof them. You know, there's a
video, you can see it.There's a video showing the robot dog.

(01:32:38):
It's walking, it's hopping, it'slying, down's moving backwards under the control
of this remote operator, and thenin one drill, it leads an entire
infantry unit into this simulated building takeoverthing. It's a again, it's got
a big, big gun attached toit. Yeah, we're all dead.
Yeah, China's robot dog. Asyou're bleeding out, I want your last

(01:32:59):
thought to be that's what Ravey's beensaying. Well, yeah, these robot
dogs, they'll be the new receiptcheckers at Walmart. Yeah, because they'll
just get them from China like everythingelse, right, right, yeah,
yeah. I don't know if you'veseen this clip, but it's been floating
around for a couple of weeks anda lot of DJs have been remixing it.
But there's this girl who like madeup a song on TikTok and it.

(01:33:21):
The lyrics go, I'm looking fora man in finance. Okay,
yeah, we were just five,so we were just talking about this or
medicine, were just talking about thisearlier and yeah, so yeah again,
it's just it's a TikTok and chick, right yeah. So they they took
her her saying and made songs outof it. But the lyrics go I'm
looking for a man in finance six' five blue eyes with the trust fund.

(01:33:45):
Right, so we've talked this.We talked about this other website called
the Female Delusional Calculator, right,Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, if
you want to get to it's itsays I got standardsbro dot com. Yeah.
So basically it's like, so ifyou're a woman and you put in
there all your your criteria, yeah, like got to be at least whatever,
it has to have, you know, brown hair, it has to

(01:34:08):
have blue eyes, and you know, at this kind of job, and
yeah, all these things. Andit uses all census data, so like
real data in America, so itreduces down to give you like a real
number of how many of those peopleeven actually exist. Yeah, so for
single men, for what she brokedown in America, there are two men
available, two men available. Butyeah, it's pretty interesting. But yeah,

(01:34:32):
you go, I want a guythat's five to ten that makes over
sventy five thousand dollars a year andlike that it opens up. Yeah,
well actually not even that much,which because five tens average height. And
then it also you don't even putin like body type. You just put
in like age twenty to fifty andthen you say, like, how many

(01:34:57):
of those men are available in singleNot a lot on that either. Yeah,
yeah, that's out there. Likemy wife's friend was for the longest
time, Like she just had thesecrazy standards and she wasn't even that hot,
you know, Yeah, she wasn't. She really wasn't. She was
kind of you know, fat,little fat, and uh, you know,

(01:35:18):
a nice girl and everything, butlike where you get off having like
such high standards everybody else? Rememberthis is the girl I told you about.
She dumped a guy who was verygood to her lawyer, good income
and everything else. Nice dude,but she didn't like the way that he
used his fork and that was theonly reason. Yeah, Like it annoyed
her because like he would stab thefood like where the prongs are kind of

(01:35:40):
like you know, curved down towardsthe play like upside I'd hold the fork
upside down and bring it to hismouth that way. So it is a
bad manner, sure, but likeif that's the only thing that's going on
there, and I know guys likethat too, and then they end up
like not dating anybody until way latein life. Yeah, but uh yeah,
if you want to check it out. I got Standardsbro dot com.
I got standards Bro dot com.Meanwhile, guys, we'll pretty we'll pretty

(01:36:04):
much take anything. Ye. Well, that's also what's birthing all these passport
bros. The guys are going outsideof them all right, Yeah, I've
heard about that the holidays. Today, it's May thirtieth. Today's National Mint
Julip Day. Who wants the mint, Julius call me one. Today's International
Hug your Cat Day, Bro cando? National e Bike Day. Pretty

(01:36:28):
much have an interest to the inbikes. Let's get them. Today's World MS
Day. And uh, you know, because it's my wife's name, it's
National Jennifer Day. I'll go aheadand mention that. So Happy Jennifer Day,
all the Jennifers out there. Let'ssee time to see what Ravey's got
for us? Is the Nerd andOut Report with Ravy. What's popping today?

(01:36:54):
Rave, Well, you always hearthe book was way better than that
movie, and for the most partthat's hundred percent to of course not but
George R. Martin really doubled downthis week. He gotta be in his
bony guy because he watched Showgun,which is on Hulu and Showgun is a
classic book. It was written waybefore I was born, so that's right.

(01:37:24):
And George R. Martin says,everywhere you look there are more screenwriters
and producers eager to take great storiesand quotes make them their own. It
does seem that no matter whether thesource material was written by stan Lee or
Ian Fleming or Roald Dahl, orTolkien or Twain or well anyone, No
matter how major the writer is,no matter how great the book, there

(01:37:45):
always seems to be someone on handwho thinks he can do better, eager
to take the story and improve onit. And then they'll say the book
is the book, the film isthe film, as if they were saying
something profound, and then they makethe story their own. They never make
it better, though, nine hundredand ninety nine times out of one thousand
they make it worse. George Armarreally unhappy. I don't think he should

(01:38:08):
get that angry. He doesn't havethe health assets to get that mad.
And the next book's not done yet, so right, and he owes it
to everybody. Just be calm andtype on George, Yeah, just you
know, no books, yeah somethingbooks. We're still waiting for the next
game. Of Thrones book Yeah,James Gunn announced that Damon Lindeloff is part

(01:38:30):
of the creative team working on theLanterns Show, which is part of GUNS
DC verse. Lindeloff responsible for Lostand also the Watchman limited series Lanterns based
on the Green Lanterns. Core alsohas Chris Monday on the creative team.
He was responsible for Ozark on Netflix, and Tom King, who's been a
longtime writer for DC. Gun's partnerPeter Saffron said that this lantern Show is

(01:38:56):
a foundational show for what he andGunn are trying to build at DC Studios,
and in just a couple of weeks, Inside Out two is gonna be
in theater. So Rotten Tomatoes hastheir definitive rankings of Pixar movies based on
critics reviews, and then if there'sa tie with critics reviews, that goes
over to the audience reviews to determinethe ranking. And so there are two

(01:39:18):
Pixar movies that have one hundred percentfrom critics. That would be Toy Story
two and the OG Toy Stories.So they come in one and two.
Finding Nemo is third with ninety ninepercent, the OG Inside Out is fourth
with ninety eight percent, and ToyStory three is fifth with ninety eight percent.
Rounding out the top five up ToyStory four, Coco, The Incredibles

(01:39:41):
in Rat Tattooy and at the bottomof the list ranked twenty six and twenty
seventh, Cars three with a sixtynine oh yeah ye, and then Cars
two at the bottom thirty nine percent. Oh Now, I'm Ramian. For
more nerd stuff, check out theNerd Nout podcast on The Winnie Show doc
Out Nerd. Thank you very much, Rammels. You got Doug. It

(01:40:04):
is time for your birthdays and yourCorno birthday. Say we're gonna it's shiver
today. We won't sit. It'sshiverthday and you know we don't do what
birthday? I told you. TheThursday birthdays from the celebrities, All but
one are music related. Okay.Happy birthday to Tom Morello from Rage Against

(01:40:26):
the Machine and the Audio Slave.He's sixty years old today. Loves him.
He's my best teat Adina menzel Oras John Multon calls her Adele,
dol Elsa and Frozen. She's fiftythree. Selo Green is forty nine,
Rapper Remy mo is forty four,years old today. You know, he

(01:40:47):
served six years for shooting and woundinga friend over some cash that was missing
from her purse. Oh birthday,Yeah, so remy mom some caged heat,
right there, guys? Why not? A jud is sixty and we
got Jake the Steak Roberts, theWWE Hall of Famer. Yeah, that's
back when I was really in thewrestling. Maybe that's my grandma's favorite wrestler,

(01:41:10):
Jake the Snake. Yes, yourgrandma does like this snake dude.
Yeah, my grandma used to watchWWE with me. Well was WWF back
then, right, and that washer favorite wrestler. Yeah, mensius,
grandma just could not get enough ofthe Snake Snake bank addict. Now,
great, guess how old Jake theSteak Roberts is today. I'm gonna go
out on a limb and say,sixty nine, sixty nine, and your

(01:41:34):
porno birthday today is Katrina Jade andtoday our birthday. Girl. She has
seen more seamen than graduation day atthe Naval Academy. All right. She's
been in six hundred and thirty sevenfine films, including massage school Dropouts.
She was in anal Encouragibles Volume one, these less bows are strapped. They

(01:41:58):
are Well she was fantastic and Ibanged your Scout Leader volume one. Oh
she was in squirting USA. Whatis Live's coming up? Getting patriotic?
Yeah? Patriotic? Do you notlove America? Yeah? The red White
fron goo that's right here. Yeah. And then who can forget her unforget
her role in the dark side ofunemployment? Oh no, to the light

(01:42:21):
side. Well, that's where yougotta do what you gotta do. You
know, maybe bit Katrina Jade,who is thirty three years old today,
and that is your porno birthday,your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Thursday morning look of what is happeningin the world of nerds with your Nerd
and Out report. We're gonna takea quick break. More Woody show is
next. Hang on, more showshow next. Bueila wouldn't approve the Woody

(01:42:45):
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(01:43:30):
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will be the du i q ravasnerd out and the Porno Birthday. Really,
anything that we could do, likeyou know, and get through the
morning and end the weekend as quicklyas possible, it'll be happening tomorrow Friday

(01:43:54):
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Yeah, before you judge any ofus here at the Woody Show, just

(01:44:16):
remember that we probably do not care. That is true most of the time.
Yeah, most, not all thetime. There are some times where
we actually do care. Sure dependson the source. Yeah, yes,
right. Look, if you're ahardcore fan, you have some constructive feedback.
Everybody else turns in the punch bowlkind of people, crossroads kind of
people. You know that. Butyeah, still good rule thumb right.

(01:44:41):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the
Woody Show some of your valuable timethis morning. You know we'd able to
appreciate you for that. The restof you guys can suck it. We
will catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day. SMD double
M. I quit this bitch.