The Woody Show June 3rd 2024 Podcast

Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Menace's Word of the Day & More! 

Episode Transcript

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It is done to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion, is
it lies the Woody Show? Thisis the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. Good morningeverybody. Wood Here we are fresh new
week, straight out the package.Nice. Yeah, don't you love that
new week? Don't you love thatnew week? Smell? I do absolutely
loves is good and a new month. Here we are. We're in the

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month of June. Finally, itis Monday, June the third, twenty
twenty four. Hello and welcome.I'm the Woody Show hosts Woodie. That
is raving. There's Greg Gory.What we've gotten menas what is up?
What? He also serves as oursocial media directors. You can find us
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the set in Ohio movie Sea Masses. Here we got Sammy, there's Bort,
we got Caroline Morgan, our associateproducer, von our video producer,
and our guest of honor, ourVIP. That would be you, and
thank you for being here. Andfeel free to call in any time to
be part of the show. Thismorning. Phones are open eight seven seven
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can also hit us up of thetext over to two to nine eight seven.
We got a lot lined up foryou today, including raveies, nerd
out report, birthdays, Porno Birthdayhere later on in the hour. It
went really well last week, sowe're going to try out some more of
the weekend cheers and jeers. Okay, so you know a good thing,
bad thing, you know, like, hey, this is something really great
for my weekend. This is somethingmaybe not so great for the weekend,

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or just in general that's going on, not even about you personally. You
can always hit us up all thetext with that over tow to nine eight
seven. All right, so Woodyshow, did you know people seem to
really like these and getting a lotmore feedback on it, you know,
like it's just all kind of random, random stuff and it's not a one
particular theme, just all kinds ofstuff. I got this one. Are

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you keeping a secret from your significantother? In general, over sixty percent
of people in committed relationships admit tokeeping at least one secret from their partners,
and twenty five percent are keeping asecret right now. Scandalous. I
know anybody in here keeping a secretfrom from Nacho or from Mario. Just

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purchase. I forget to mention.Whoops, Like what would be what would
be something you would be inclined tojust not mention? What did I Like?
I just got some shoes just recently. Oh you'll love this. You
know. I didn't buy a Stanleycup, but I did get a cup
for some water. And it's onethat they actually sell on Apple dot com.

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It's ridiculous as Apple cup. It'snot the Apple, but they sell
it on the Apple website. Sowhat's what's Yeah, what's special about it
that it has like lights and stuff? But yeah, no, it kind
of looks like a spaceship because wedon't have time to like leave and go.

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I will get these little tiny cupsof water in the office. So
I'm finally on Sammy's side. ButI did not get a Stanley, so
maybe I'm not that cool. ButI do have lights. Lights. Yeah,
that's what you need for your waterdevice, Yeah, your water vessel.
Yeah. I have no secrets.But like I've admitted before, sometimes
I'll watch a show before that wewatched together, oh Choke Eating, and

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then pretend I hadn't seen it,you know, Like I'll queue it up
before he walks into the room,you're like it's time to watch or whatever
and thinking, and then you'll belike, whoa can you believe it?
Dame? That is shocking. Yeah, it's like you're just really good at
predicting what's going to happen, Likeyou know what, I bet you he's
the killer. Yeah, and thenI always look like a genius. Yeah.

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Am I keeping a secret from mywife? Maybe? Maybe? Is
it anything that would affect our marriage? No? Right, but I've been
sworn to secrecy if if, infact, I am holding any kind of
secret. Eleven percent of people saythey like the taste of envelope adhesive.
Oh god, number one, when'sthe last time you looked an envelope?

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It's my wife's birthday or Mother's Day? Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
when he sent a card, Idon't really send cards. I guess
I thought you sent your mom cardsfor Mother's Day. Now, no flowers
with a card attached to, butnot a specific card than i'ming. Last
second, Uh huh. I hatelooking envelopes and like Christmas cards. I'll
send Christmas cards, but usually thoseare peel Oh you know, I don't

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disagree. I kind of like thesmell. No, it's the taste.
Yeah, the tastes does smell likeanything like paper? Yeah, oh I
thought you said smell. Yeah,the taste, yeah, it kind of
has a weird but yeah, semidelicious taste. I don't think it's yeah,
it's bitter. It's more bitter.I think they can do a better
job. We have the technology youcan make that. You can make that

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taste like pretty much anything. Goingback to being married, Getting married could
save your life from cancer allegedly really, for whatever reason, the data shows
that people who are married had areduced risk of death by up to twenty
percent more than chemotherapy and five typesof cancer, including breast cancer, colorectal

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cancer, and prostate tumors. Weird, kind of interesting. Yeah, seven
percent of Americans say they've been tothe beach. I know people like this,
like, maybe you don't live bythe beach, you've never been to
a beach exactly. Ever, they'venever been somewhere that had a beach and
just had a pure curiosity, likeyou know what I'd like to see at

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some point the ocean. Right,I don't live near woods, but I've
been into the woods, right,Correct, Some stats on chicks. Chicks,
the average woman will buy two hundredand twenty candles over the course of
their life. Whoa, it's alot. The average woman says they feel
eight years younger than their actual age. That's good. The average woman says

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they start feeling pressure to look youngerat the age of thirty nine, But
eight and ten women say they prioritizefeeling healthy overlooks. Does anybody believe that
feeling healthy overlooks? Yeah? Ithink so. I believe that it's a
real thing. I think a lotof people do. Around one in three
chicks say improving their mental, emotional, and physical health makes them feel more

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beautiful than improving their physical appearance.And the average woman, Are we already
said this one, right, Yeah? The average woman says they feel eight
years younger than the Yeah, Ialready mentioned that part, all right.
According to a study, a buzzingfly is much more likely to wake a
sleeping man than a crying baby doesOkay, wow, dude, I don't

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know what it is, but Iremember when the kids were babies and they
would wake up and they would crylike it would not wake me up.
But the slightest thing like the moms, I think have a built in Yeah.
I would think the dads did too, though, Uh maybe No,
I mean maybe I'm just a I'ma heavier sleeper sleep because of maybe doing

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this job and this schedule. Forlike, I'm a really good nap where
I can block out a lot ofsounds because during the middle of the day
there's garbage trucks coming through and allkinds of stuff that you would hear and
normally wake you up. Somebody mowingthe lawn wake you up? No,
really, that would wake me upin a second, I wake up,
right. But yeah, so abuzzing fly, they found is much more

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likely to wake sleeping man, anda crying baby does for sure. About
eighty percent of people think they're goodat spelling menace Okay, but in reality
they are not. What are thespelling beat is happening last week? Okay?
The script spelling beat? Yeah,the big one and the winner got
fifty grand and some other prizes.Wow. One in four men say they

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never use deodorant. Yeah, weknow one of them. God, he
reads. Oh yeah, former coworkerBen Oh that's right. God, I
would say I forgot about he wasself aware of being in a cloud of
stench. Yeah, I mean,and I need a specific kind of the
odorant just to keep me from sweatingthrough my shirt pits. If you're home

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alone, like completely alone, doyou still put on deodorant? Yes?
Me too, I feel weird aday off now, I don't. If
I'm going out, I do.Wow. Yeah. But if it's just
me around the house, then youwon't. Yeah, I don't care.
Wow. Yeah, But one infour men say they never use deodorant.
Survey says that most people stop havingbirthday parties at age thirty one. Sounds
about right. It sounds about old. Oh, like birthday parties like I

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do a thirtieth I mean going outfor you know, dinner or something like
that. I don't really consider thata birthday party. No, me neither,
Like I don't know, like whenyou're bringing in food and doing the
whole thing, and you know,you got decorations and stuff like that,
and I don't know, it justseems very childish. I know. You
guys like to have about goldfish crackersor Graham crackers or all these some things

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that you say for children are forchildren. To me, the idea of
a birthday party, you're never tooold for a birthday party. It's for
children. No, but yeah,the age that most people stop having those
thirty one years old. Seven percentof women say they like bikinis. Ninety
yeah, seven percent. I thoughtlove seems very low. There's a lot

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of bigger people out there. Ninetypercent of men say the same, which
that also say men like in bikinis. What wait? What now? Greg?
The average guy will spend about fivehundred and fifty dollars a year on
booze, that's it. But forthe average woman it's only about two hundred
and thirty. Yeah, because guesswho's buying or drinks exactly the I'm surprised

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for spending anything drink less as well. Speaking of a bigger people, the
more overweight you are, the morelikely you are to have bad breath.
What what Maybe that explains you know, I'm Bodega breath, Bodega breath,
right? Nope? No me nope. And I found this really interesting what

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he showed. Did you know whenyou buy a package of egg rolls at
the grocery store, they were mostlikely made in Houston, Texas? Really?
Right? Uh? Okay, allright, I guess those are the
grocery store frozen egg roll Capital ofHouston, Texas. All right, yeah,
so anyway, there we go.There's your there's your Woody show.

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It's Monday morning. It's June thethird, twenty twenty four. On Woody.
That's raving. Good morning. There'sa Greg Gory menaces here. What

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is up? Wood Sea Masses backin the studio from his designing. I
mean, it's great seeing his smilingface. What are those glasses? Those
are interesting. He's got Hollywood.You guys started the radio show. Yeah,
it looks like glasses that fat ElvisWart Oh yeah, yeah yeah,
the later na, Yeah, that'strue, or that produced that old timey

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producer. Oh right, the picturelike andrewdized plague modern day andrewdie Clay would
wear. Yeah, yeah, areyou for the picture now? Sea Bass?
Do we have to talk to herpeople or can we still talk to
you directly? Oh? No,he doesn't directly. You guys want to
schedule the trailer. There's Sammy Goodmorning, Samonny Borton, Carolina here,

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Morgan Vaughan. Our phones are openeight seven seven forty four, Woody.
It's eight seven seven forty four,Woody. So over this weekend the largest
search for the Lockedness monster happened.Nice found him with people. Spoiler alert.
They did not find no way undergroundcaves. They all travel to Scotland
to help look for it. Andhere is the manager of the Lockness Center.

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Yes, that's a real thing,unlike NeSSI talking about that sad.
Yeah, I mean these are grownadults right there, as far as we
know, they're not meant. Ithink they're they're sort of playing out there.
They know doesn't exist gift shop thereor something. Oh they got to
have a gift shop. Yeah.This is the manager of the Locked Nest
center talking about the big weekend andthe popularity of locked nests. I think

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Nastie is certainly one of the biggestcontributing factors to that. I mean,
the Highlands is such a majestic place, but lot Ness really must sit at
the heart of all that. Andagain, people's fascination with this huge body
of water, there's always going tobe a fascination with the mysteries surrounding lot
Ness and the lot Nest Monster,whatever that is going to turn out to
be. And our part very muchis about uncovering those mysteries and and helping

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answer some more questions. Yeah,so beat that weekend, you guys.
Yeah suckers. Yeah, you goto Scotland. You're looking for the locked
nest monster whatever. It doesn't getto be. It doesn't get any cooler
than that. You say she ishiding nests. He's hiding in underground caves.
Yeah, Now these are caves largeenough for a giant sea creature to
get into. Correct. You thinkhuman beings can maybe do some poking around
in them, true, but maybethey're missing the whole. Yeah, you

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can't. You just can't find thewhole, right, Yeah, just can't.
Maybe the hole is like off tothe side of the lake first of
all. Yeah, and it's tiny, it's a tiny high around Nassy all
of a sudden becomes fluid and theYeah, okay, the terminator you know,

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yes, she's basically a liquid terminatorwho's eternal. That's right. Weekend
cheers and jeers. My my cheeris that my mom and stepdad are in
town for my son's graduation. Soit's always good getting to see my mom
and graduated high school already. No, he's graduating from junior high. He's
graduating middle school. To go dothat is? That is the standard one,

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Like I'll give you the the kindergartenone, dumb, I'll give you
all these promotion ceremonies from like fourthto fifth grade, dumb, eighth grade.
Yeah, but I remember the juniorhigh. We had a junior high
ceremony, and then high school.Those are the two, and then college
of course, those are the threeyou get. You'll give you three graduation
those are the three that you get. But anyway, so that was that

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was nice, spend some time,you know, with family. Don't live
close to family, so it's alwaysgood. And while I don't have a
personal jeer, I did see astory that I'm like, this is the
dumbest thing. I don't get itwhen people are pregnant and say they don't
know abject this is super classy.A woman in Little Rock, Arkansas,

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her name is Tavia Woodfork. Shegave birth in the bathroom of a golden
corral. Didn't even know she waspregnant. She said. The family stopped
for a bite to eat end quote, I ain't make it to the table
quote alright. She went straight tothe bathroom thinking it was cramps. Next

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thing you know, she pooped outa six pound baby, and she souner
both do and find out. Hereis the new baby's auntie talking on the
news about the birth. My wentaround and looked at the toilet. She's
like, I ain't never seen nothinglike it. It's a baby. They
were clapping when she came out onthe stretch. Everybody won't see the gold

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that's all jeer. Wow, you'renot cheering that, No, you just
crapped a baby into the toilet ofthe golden Corral beautiful shet out. But
I'm like, with sea Bats,what's going on in your body that you
can't detect a ba not a superfast she's actually quite thin, retic,
just idiot. It's very dumb.Yeah, huh, weekend cheers and jeers.

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I'll give cheers to Brian Cranston,the best actor of our generation.
Love Brian Cranston. Yesterday evening Irestarted watching Your Honor because that's great.
I realized I slept through basically seasonstwo and three. You did basically because
it's all brand new to me andBrian Cranston just every frame of every second.
Yeah, that's a great show.I really wish they had done more.

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I did see it landed somewhere else. Was it Netflix? Netflix?
They said, yeah, it wasShowtime, But they did say that,
you know, that whole concept forthat show was it was intended to be
like a very I think, twoseason thing, and that's it, and
it's fantastic, So I guess itis good. And so many shows go
down that road where they just keepextending, extending, and it gets more

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ridiculous by the moment they lost Like. I love it when like a show
has a you know start date andend date. They have it all plotted
out. Yeah, and leaves youwanting more. I would rather want more
than like you said, lost whereyou're like, this is still good everywhere
I do want more. I feellike you can for your honor, I
want more. That's how I wouldrather give us more. And jeers to

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my body and my blood I got. I got the results of an allergy
panel, back of food allergy panelbecause I have problems with my esophagus and
these allergens. It's boring, butit creates this thing where it's or it's
attacking my esophagus. Turns out I'mallergic to egg whites, peanuts, wheat,
walnuts, codfish, cow milk,soybean, shrimps, scallop, sesame

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seeds, hazelnuts, cashews, almonds, salmon, tuna, brazil nuts,
and macadamia nuts. What walnuts?So basically yeah, nuts, but also
wheat. Does that mean I haveto be a gluten free loser? Yeah?
Well gluten is different. Well it'spart of wheat, but different than
Now, Greg, did you haveto do where they put all the little
scratches on your back? This wasjust blood, that's just blow that sounds

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like big allergy talking. I wonderI know that. When he told me
that list, I was like,that's probably the list everybody gets. I
wonder, you know, all thenuts, all the wheat, you know,
and for someone who has devoured fiftypounds of peanut M and ms exactly
exactly. It's not like I eatsomething that I'm quote allergic to and feel

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bad. I don't feel anything.So when you have these things, like
according to the doctors, what isit supposed to do or trigger? So
I don't know if I'm pronouncing itright, but EO cinophil's white blood cell
that when you eat something that you'reallergic to, your body creates these EO
centophils and it goes to the esophagusand it deteriorates the esophagus. This is
why that you ate something, apparently, and I don't feel any different when

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I eat it. But I don'twant to be one of these Oh is
this gluten free? Yeah, Ican't have that exactly. I can't tell
me that guy tears to your ownblood. Stupid bodice menus weekend cheers and

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jeers. Well the cheers is Idid get to meet Jose Canseco. Yeah,
well you know childhood uh mind,you know, big fan since the
eighties, So that was pretty cool. We got to talk to him for
a little bit. And then myjeers is you you know how I love
holding my dog like a baby andlike, uh in a position where the

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the dog's head is like looking overmy shoulder the other way, like like
you would do with the baby rightlike kind of like your right right.
So I'm holding the dog and thenall hair is what baby onto me and
into the uh, into the carpetand yeah, so its a huge amount

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of puke everywhere. Which dog,Chiro, Chiro, And it's my fault
because the dog just ate, whichthe one he hates, Chimney. I
love Chimmy. That's why he's pickingchio up like a baby. Yeah,
but I should have picked up thedog right after I ate. And then
I'm like holding it and then butthe supers because it gets to eat again.

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Yeah, alright, weekend cheers,cheers and jeers involves chicks and sports
both ways. Cheers to Simone Biles, the Greatest gymn She won her ninth
national all around title last night inFort Worth. No gymnast man or woman

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has ever won nine, just gearingup to dominate at the Olympics. Yea
psyched about that un unless she hasshe gets the twisty twisting. It's dangerous.
You cannot compete when you have it'sit's Jason. Yeah, it's almost
as bad as Greg's macadamia allergy.Yeah, it could be worse than the

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cooties. We don't know, andjeers the Charity Carter of the Chicago Sky.
Now, I get it, you'rea rookie. Welcome to the league,
rook But she shoulder checked Caitlyn Clark'sso hard, Kaitlyn Clark's on the
ground. And then it was calledjust a common foul on the floor.
But then the w n b Acame out yesterday and said it was a

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flagrant. But then for sure itwas, of course it was. Then
after the game Saturday, Carter toldthe reporters, I'm not talking about Caitlin
Clark. Yeah, And then shedragged Clark, saying, what does she
even bring to the league besides threepoint shots? Drag straight up, a
bunch of money and attention to theYeah, right, they're already ruining it,
Like I don't even want to payattention anymore. Yeah, and then

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Carter wrote on social media, Iwould rather you hate me than love you
love me. Okay, done anddone, Nity Janity Carter. They're all
going to be coming for her.Oh yeah, you could probably beat up
Trinity Carter. She's only five ninehundred and forty three pounds. For dude,
you got one hundred pounds on her. Yeah, for sure, like

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an inch yeah inch, you gotthat rusher. Hey, but not people
know Janity Carter's name. Yeah,weekend cheers and jeers, I got a
mini jeer for you not playing thecheers and jeers theme on one of which
were now by the damn Yeah,I'm sorry. While you're while you're hunting
that down cheers, I will givea cheers. You might not expect this

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A cheers to Spirit Airlines. Yeah, they get so much crap. In
fact, there was a great videofrom a few days ago. I think
it was about of Baltimore shot yeahemployees. Some guy was given four ticketing
employees and hassle, and all fourof them came around and whipped the dudes
ass. Yeah right up. Yes, they like full on kicked his ass,
not a little shoving and kissing.This so cheers for that, but

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also cheers from my personal Spirit Airlinesexperience over the weekend. Lovely time.
And in fact I turned around andthe ticketing of the gate agent, I
said, the person who scans yourboarding pass had a baby on her chest,
so, oh you never seen that. It's like it's a baby,

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all right, that's part of theirnew We need employees so bad we'll to
accept anything. Spirit there's no bar. So that's my cheers the Spirit air
But in a flight, there wereno fights on the flight, although apparently
the terminal the employees beating the assflight. I'm on, people don't understand
that when you sit at the veryfront let's say Spirit of the big seats
up front, you can't sit atthe bulkhead and have your purse, your

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backpack and sat at your feet becausethey have to keep that area cleaning as
a quote exit area. But it'sit's missed truly. Every flight I'm on,
there's somebody's like, sir, youcan't put your bag. What what
are you talking about? If doyou have a seat in front of you
to put that under? No?Okay, so it has to go in
the overhead. It's just shocked everytime like, what a public service.
I guess you can't do that.People just get used to it. Put

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your stuff up top uh and ajeers. Unfortunately, Greg to our health
insurance had this crappy ass. Ihurt my hand like a two months ago,
and it's not gotten better. Ithink I'm gonna I've got some kind
of fracture in there at boxing,like to the point where I can't really
press on it flat now. Soat least I'm getting an X ray.

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Make sure that they have surgery.Sure, So I go into our little
we have blue Cross, Blue ShieldIllinois. Something there is that which we
don't. We don't live E workin Illinois. But that's what they get.
That's what they get. I didn'tgo out and pick that. That's
what the system said was my perfectmatch. I go search for orthopedic hand
specialists in my area. No results. It's strange. It's strange. So
I go search for general practitioners inmy area. No results. What I

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can't be right. That can't beright. So I searched. I just
like pick picked some different cities aroundthe country. No results, no results,
no results. I picked Chicago,Illinois. Well, there's thirty results
there We've been relegated to having toget healthcare in Illinois's Blue Cross Blue Shield
of Illinois for the past five years. That hasn't made a difference. So

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thank you. Did you call likethe why it was over the weekend?
Jar people over the weekend and noway, that's that's what I thought,
So take you. I'm sure I'llmake one foone call right through, talk
to a person and they'll solve mypar im Sure that'll happen today. See
best, I'll say it again.Join one medical, I might have to
do it and they'll they'll navigate allthat one. Here's my perfect here's my

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current plan is I'm going to payfor a consultation in town and then if
I have to get surgery, I'mflying. Yes, yeah, Sammy cheers
Anders, Yes, my cheers.Is that I brought my dog to the
vet. She got her blood workdone and she had to get because she's
almost twelve, so she had toget a full panel of everything across the
board. She's had high liver enzymesfor the past couple years. Is that

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Sammy's dog and her blood work cameback perfect this time. She previously has
hallow. Do you have any issuestwith your blood. Yeah, okay,
my jeers is I can't get thesefreaking fleas out of my apartment. Then

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yeah, okay, so but it'snot a lot of them. It sounds
gross, but five months ago itwon. Five months ago she got fleas
clean everything the whole place, hotwater, vacuum, all the things wash
her were good for Now yeh,did you get back the flea treatment like
whatever that is? Like? Yeah, so she just had one this last

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week because the vet found fleas onher again. This is like the third
time since the first time. Becausethere's eggs. They lay eggs that you
can't see and then they just decideto hatch whenever, so it can be
months that the eggs kind of laydormant and not on the dog either,
they lay dormant in your carpet.So so Sammy has fleas. So it's

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been I did the flea bath andthen I brought her to the vet and
she has fleas again. They giveher topic to get rid of or non
topical medication orally that gets rid ofall the fleas on her. That only
lasts for twenty four hours. Yeahright, I know. But during that
time that she gets mean, Ivacuum my whole place. I'm washing everything

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in hot water. I'm soaking thingsin these big giant I don't know,
vats of water. Yeah too,because some things can't be washed in hot
water. Whatever, doing the wholething. And now I have cleaned everything,
vacuumed everything. She has had,all of the things that she needs.
And on Sunday, after I'm almostdone cleaning everything, I find two
more fleas on her. I'm likelose my mind to give you the twisties.

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You know, but you didn't likestuff for to kill bugs in your
house. Now there's other spray likeno, because you have to wash off
in hot water. They say vacuumingis the best way to get rid of
them. And there's another like spraylemon grass kind of what it says to
you. There was a vet thattold me to use that hippie hippi vet

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dot com hardcore flea powder chemical rightyeah, mega camel like cini. Guess
what the lavender and lemon using working. They don't work. About half a
lemonent of sock. I put pineneedles on it. But you guys,
I consulted with a spiritual advisor.No, no, no, I'm saying,

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like everything says that vacuuming is themost effect that, but in addition
to that would be some kind ofhard chemical. Yeah. Yeah, I
guess I haven't used harsh tent toyour house and fume game kind of pour
some nuclear waste on it. Yeah, there you go. I mean,
yeah, if anyone has advice asto what I should be spraying, please

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let me know, because I startedvacuuming. My dog has cans and cans
at his house. What do youmean you got more show next? Hang
on others your Cheers and Jeers jeezseventies disco version? Hell yeah, sorry,
man, this is so new.I totally forgot that we had a

(29:55):
Cheers and Jeers theme song. Yeahyeah, it's only week two of Cheers
and Jeers? How old? AreI feel like? I was easily persuaded?
You could be persuaded persuaded? Well. A couple of the other trending

(30:15):
news headlines today, The Jake PaulMike Tyson fight has been postponed. Oh
no, no, because of Tyson'srecent ulster flare up. Not canceled,
just postponed. There, they're probablygonna do it, they said, you
know more towards the end of thesummer, maybe fall. We're still going
to be at at and T Stadium, but it's just limited his ability to
train fully for the next couple ofweeks. But it will be happening later

(30:38):
on this year, a couple moreweeks than Tyson will be cleared for training
with no limitations. But then hewanted both fighters to have equal time to
prepare. Tyson even said, I'mnow feeling one hundred percent, even though
I don't need that to beat JakePaul. Yeah, so no date yet,

(30:59):
all right, Yeah, some TikToknews. The newest tick tard on
the platform is President Trump. Hejoined. He's already got three point five
million followers, and people are makinga big deal about this. They're like,
suck on that, Joe Biden becausehe's only got three hundred and forty
three thousand followers and he's been onthere for god knows how long, because
that is what's important in life.How many that's how many followers you have

(31:22):
on TikTok. I thought, Ithought was like very anti TikTok too.
He was. He tried to geta shut down years ago, but you
know, can't beat them. Jointhem. I see three point five million
followers in just what forty eight hoursor something like that. Wow. Yeah,
a flight attendant is in the newssmuggling over two pounds of gold in

(31:45):
her butthole. Wow yeah for what? Officers found nine hundred and sixty grams
of gold in compound form. Ohmy god. She was taking the jail
and while they're investigating, the evidencesuggests that she's smuggled gold multiple times.
Okay, yeah, her butthole's likefort knot. She must do some serious

(32:07):
cagles. I know. Also,like you know, it's insane. The
first thing I picture it was likea gold bar, right man. You
gotta breathe real deep for that one. Yeah, Blue it up. Breathe
real deep, nice and slow.You're trying to pass that, right,
How do you get that? I'msure there's a smaller little maybe she has
like a string, like a tampylittle nugs nuggets we know how, like

(32:29):
like anal beads, but they're old, you know, they're together. It's
got to be on a string.Yeah yeah. And she finishes while she's
removing them. Oh yeah, whatare you doing in there, Linda?
I'm removing the ya. Wow,that's borderline impressive, right, Amazon,
They've got a service for Prime members. It's called in garage delivery, and

(32:52):
everybody's heard of that. So they'llopen up your garage door, they'll put
the package inside for dollar ninety nine. Okay, uh, And they do
that even if your house is burningdown on you, guys. Because his
family in Massachusetts was away from home. The fire started in their house.
I guess they're having some work done. Fire started by some materials that the
workers had left in the trash canby the garage. So in the process

(33:12):
of figuring that out, they theylooked at their security footage and they saw
the Amazon delivery guy opened their garagedoor to deliver the package. The door
opens and you see the driver walkingthrough the smoke. Oh my god,
to leave the package inside. Sothe fire was in the very early stages,
but it's still It wasn't like alittle cloud of smoke. It was
pretty thick. The driver even stoodin the smoke to take the photo of

(33:35):
the delivered It proved that they droppedthe package off huh right, and then
walked out. Never called nine one. You thought somebody was smoking weed,
which fog machine That could have beena massive help. The fire wasn't called
in until three hours after that.Now here is the homeowner on the local

(33:57):
TV news talking about their experience.It's a little distribute to know that this
could have been prevented. If yousee a fire, maybe called nine to
one one in the fire department beforeyou go onto your next delivery. With
the customer service lady said, Ispoke to two managers and they're not willing
to take your call because it wasn'ttheir fault with the fire. And again,
it wasn't a place blame. Itwas really more of an educational piece,

(34:20):
like, hey, maybe you canuse this information to teach your drivers
a little bit better to you know, if you see something, say something,
especially a fire. Yeah yeah,especially well embarrassing. I know he's
more dumb that guy or the otherguy that showed up to court while driving.
But I mean this is like nextlevel not caring. Oh yeah,

(34:44):
this is well, got another delivery. Yeah, not my fire, not
my problem, right right? Mysmoke? Next level? Yeah damn.
I think you're right man. It'smaybe he thought it was something else.
How does that work? Though?This ngarage delivery, like you just give
any Amazon person some access to yourgarage. Yeah, it's the mi qu
app. A lot of people havethose on their on their garage doors,

(35:07):
and they have a like a partnershipwith Amazon, so it'll be able to
open it a little bit so youcan put the right It doesn't go up
the whole way, right, No, no it can because I think this
person was in the garage, yeah, and standing there taking a picture,
so like there's some kind of camera. I guess you know, I would
never want that option, just leaveit by the door. You're like,

(35:27):
I could see in a high riskpor pirate area. I guess yeah.
Because the Postal Service is now encouragingpeople to get bigger mailboxes, they can
put packages in there, which youknow the post Service is not going to
pay for. You can got tohome depot. All the people on my
street, there's one house that wasso cheap and they're like, nope,
we're not doing it. They stillhave a really like a twenty year old

(35:47):
mailbox like the smaller ones everybody elsehas, like the bigger ones that lock
with the lock, you know,but it's the one house like nope.
Right. It's like when you seethose things that get developed all around the
one person. It won't sell.There's a whole shopping mall around this one
little cottage house, right yeah,just kind of carved out in there,
little house with high rises next toit. Yeah, exactly, Nope,

(36:08):
not selling. I thought you hadthe community mailbox thing. Well all those
men, Yeah, but you haveto pay for the mailbox. It's all
in basically a mailbox tree. There'san individual mailboxes. It's not like one
big silver box. These are allit's like a post right, but I
thought they were pre existing or whatever. No. Oh, so it really

(36:28):
looks out of place because they're allnext to each other. Yeah. Yeah,
so you know this one person.The person is refusing to upgrade,
which everybody did like six years agonow, but they're really hung in.
I mean there, it's like kindof half rusted. It's got a couple
dance in it. It's really youknow, that's weird. Just yeah,
get the good one. Yeah,normal, it's like a nice seasoned pan.

(36:49):
You get like a custom one.So yours looks like I don't know.
No, you're not allowed to dothat either. A little firehouse,
right, No, you can't dothat. You're allowed to have those that'd
be cool. They have they haveyou know, the Home Owns Association has
approved mailboxes. They do. Theyall enforced that, but none other stuff.
Exactly. Yeah, we got somemore. What do you show for
you next? Hang on, thisis the show everybody's waking up to.

(37:16):
What a giant bitch Jennifer Lopez is. Oh my god, she's like I
would love to know if anybody didn'tthink that she's the worst. But she
canceled her tour to quote, taketime off and to be with her children
and close friends. Translation, shecanceled because the ticket sales were too low

(37:37):
a ticket. No one's buying herticket. Nobody went to that movie.
People just over her. Even BenAffleck's over. Yeah. The same thing
that's happened with the Black Keys,except they're nice Black Keys. Those dudes
are nice, but they weren't sellingany tickets, so they canceled their tour.
Really wow. Yeah, they hada North American tour scheduled and they
canceled it because no one's buying tickets. Yeah. Uh, now the opposite.

(38:00):
They've got some ravy luck in thenews. A couple of queens they
were doing some magnet fishing over theweekend at a lake and they caught this
safe that one hundred thousand dollars inside, one hundred thousand dollars in cash.
Oh my god, why are youthrowing that in the water? Right?
And so the uh, the copsthey said, there's nothing like it,

(38:22):
not tied to any particular crime orwhatever. They looked into mega mafia and
uh yeah they so they get tokeep the money. That's you better than
the one I saw from Detroit wherethey found a body that was chained up.
Oh, look safer a body.They'll take the money. Oh I
got something really big here, apiece of garbage. You know, you

(38:44):
had a real big fish. Ohit's a human. Yeah that's creepy,
but yeah, pretty cool. Hundredthousand dollars. A question, you find
one hundred thousand dollars in a safe, is that taxable? You didn't win
it? The finders keeper's law?You know what? I bet the I

(39:05):
R s would figure out. Yeah, the irs would want their cut.
That's my guess. My guess isthat that's acquired income, right, right.
I'm sure they'd find out a way. Yeah, for sure. But
is there like a threshold, like, hey, if you find up to
maybe it's like whatever the amount is. Yeah, it's probably really low.

(39:28):
Right, if you find more thantwenty bucks on the street, right,
you're paying taxes on it. Can'tbreathe without paying taxes, right, Think
about the interest on your checking accountwhere you make like ten bucks, takes
a cut of that. Absolutely,they're going to look at magnet fishing as
a job, and this is incomefrom the job you were doing. Right.
This here says individuals who have foundmoney and other treasures are responsible for

(39:52):
reporting it to the irs to tellthem as taxable income. It's a side
hustle. I mean, yeah,or figured it, but just I don't
tell him. I forgot about it, but it slowly. That's a bunch
of like we've got algae and waterlogged hundreds, right right, I found
a safe Yeah, there was nineteendollars in it. It's crazy, still
working off the same nineteen bush takingcare of him. The Woody Show,

(40:21):
it's another new hour insensitivity training fora politically correct world. It is Monday.
It's June the third, twenty twentyfour, Woody Ramy. Yeah,
Greg, there's a sea bass who'sback from shooting that movie. It's a
weird being back. I mean,you were gone for two weeks in a
wild Western. Yeah, it is, it is. You know, I

(40:43):
could get used to the set light. Yeah. No catering here, yeah
yeah, well that didn't look there'smuch catering going on where he was.
Hey, we had a cooler.Yeah it water and sometimes sodas. See
Sammy's here morning. Phones are openeight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can hit us up with a textover to two two nine eight seven.

(41:04):
You guys, we got menaces wordtoday. That's right, learning menaces word
of the day. Oh yeah,we have a word to day calendar.
We've given Menace a page from thatcalendar. We asked him to pronounce the
word, or as he would say, pronounce the word, and then we
got the definitions there. And it'salso being used as a sentence. All

(41:25):
that this is provided there. Hejust has to read it, just read,
absorb it, add that word tohis ever growing vocabulary. The scents
are always so easy. Yeah.Yeah, so typically you can use you
what you do is you just googleblah blah blah word in a sentence,
and typically it's like, oh,here's an excerpt from an article. Yeah
sure, in a movie. Yeah, so that's all that is. Yeah,
all right, mena is what istoday's word of the day? Is

(41:51):
it parliament? Parliament? Parliament?Why? Yes, it is the word.
Wow? Is that three words ina row? Where he's from the
very out of the gate sailing it? Yeah, pretty good? Menu itout
looking menace? How would you spellparliament? Oh? Without looking? Without
looking? Uh? P A rl e m e n t Parliament.

(42:19):
Okay, somewhat close. One moreto parliament p A l parliament Parliament.
Sorry, p A r l parlaa E m e n T. Closer
p A r l i A me n t. Yeah, just forgot
the either. What is what isthe definition menace? All right? Here

(42:43):
we go. Number one? Thegroup of people who are responsible for making
the laws in some kinds of government. Good, all right, that's true.
The other one is especially the Parliamentof the United Kingdom that includes the
House of Commons and the House ofLords. Killing it today, killing it

(43:08):
definitions. We've made it through thepronunciation and the definitions. Now here we
go. Yeah, the word ofthe day is parliament used in the sentenced
menace. In February, the PrimeMinister of Sorry. In February, the
Prime Minister commissioned a report of thenew Taco Bell menu items. The declaration.

(43:32):
The Declarate investigated the effects and theconsequences for the British Commress and Congress
Congress and the deleticability electability. Thereport was undertaken. What let's work through

(44:00):
this sentence? All right? Sothe what the declaration, no declar the
declarate direct the directed director Directorate okay, if that's even a word is made
up? Yeah, investigated the effectsand consequences for the British for yeah,

(44:30):
which I said, yeah, no, there's no the you added the for
British or British. Uh? Commerceand what is commerce? Commerce? Commres?
Yeah? What is commerce? Idon't know. Some casinos are named
after it. Commerce, Yeah,not commres commerce act of like buying and

(44:52):
selling goods services commerce commres. Iremember when I used to be able to
read through this. But you nevergo back. Yeah, we go back
once while steamroll? Yeah, sofar. The Director investigated the effects and
consequences for British Commerce, Commerce anddelectability dectability. Yeah, there you go,

(45:15):
all right now. The report wasundertaken by the Privy Council Approval Privy
Council Committee for the Trade and ForeignPlantations, their one prescription was where the
food at That was by the LondonTimes in June twenty twenty four. There's

(45:42):
the menice word of the day,which is oh Parliament, Parliament and the
Privy Council. It is a realthing in England. It's like a group
of advisors or a Privy Council counsel. I want to well, I wear
a wig. I know it's forno reason. You seen that new canteena

(46:06):
in Blood? Oh the new Yeah, the which one was it? They
had like four different new items.Yeah. I tried that burrito has like
cabbage and stuff in it. Yeah. We looked for that new big cheese
at joint though. Oh yeah,when we get the cheese at this week,
I believe I'll rip. Was itthis week or was it I already
saw people on social media with thisyeah maybe tomorrow. Yeah, we just

(46:28):
reported on it and I can't evenremember. I don't know, but I
already saw people posting this Gentleman boys, boys and girls ten years without getting
fires the Woody Show. Now,you guys, I know I'm not a
I'm not a big fan of change. Hate it right, hate it.

(46:52):
But I did make a I didmake a big change over the weekend,
you guys to beat Long two orall of Europe. Yeah, traveler,
No, you guys, for thefirst time in ten plus years, fifteen
plus years. Yeah, I changedmy cologne. Oh yeah, major,

(47:15):
I have a new scent. Whatis it? Did you? Does anybody
want to smell it first? Oh? Yeah, Raby, Yeah, go
for it. You're a big fanof colognes. I didn't smell them walking
in, so that's good. Butthen Rady's are not a fan of things
that smell good. Yeah, shegrows nice. Gross, it's very nice.

(47:37):
It's light. It's very light,which is good. His old cologne
was really strong. I don't recognizeit. It smells clean, smells very
clean, very light, like itdryer sheet. It does smell just very
clean, like dryer sheet. Somaybe you're smelling his slow sweatshirt. Is

(48:00):
it to bounce? You know itis? It's uh, it's Tom Ford,
Okay. I never heard of untilwe were talking about that book been
famous decades. I realized that,but it was new to me, not
amongst these straight hetero crack. Yeah. But I mean you see his storefronts.
I know I know what he andI have walked by the store front

(48:20):
we've maybe walked. I think,yeah, I don't notice it. I
can just see something in the windowand go that place is not for me.
I'm not even looking to see whatit's called save time. Yeah,
so it's it's a It's a tomFord fragrance and the scent is tobacco,
vanilla and vanilla. Yeah. Ihaven't worn It's like, wow, this

(48:43):
is uh, this is lovely.You used to wear this? Yeah?
I have that, and then Ikind of rotate. But I've found one
that I love and I'm never knocking. What is it so good? Tom
I think is tom Ford? Yeah, you know what's it called? Tom
Ford? Tobacco and tobacco, vanilla, Vanilla is very present and vanilla is

(49:09):
nice tobaccosly. I appreciate that,right, have another one that was like
leather I saw, but I Ididn't like that one as much. And
have wood not old wood wood.See, so there you go. Who
says I hate change? Yeah,tobacco but vanilla, but vanilla. I

(49:30):
do you know's favorite colne? Whichis no cologne Polo Sport. Yeah,
Oh that's right. Favorite off alot of compliments on the the one I've
been wearing for years. It wasjust time for a change. It was
like I used to wear that.It's called two one two. I never

(49:50):
heard of them. That was justtype in two one two men and you'll
see I forget. It's like someit's another like name I've recognized, like
as far as like who's responsible formaking it out from Owes the tobacco vinil
over the Tuscan leather. They area big They're a big debate. That's
what it was. Yeah. Ididn't like it, really thought about it.
Yeah, yeah, and I sawI was like, oh, because
it's like I was like, oh, that smells nice. And then I

(50:10):
saw Tom for I'm like, oh, now I know who that is.
Because of the stupid uh the overpricedcoffee book that your life has never opened.
Yeah, now, which, bythe way, yeah, the cologne
was pretty pricey too. By thetwo fifty, the one hundred, mili
one hundred, it's insane. I'vebought cars for less than that. No,
it was two hundred and fifty bucks. Oh, you got a deal

(50:32):
because you do it on the website. On the website it's four forty five.
Oh geez, yeah, yeah,deal even two hundred and fifty bucks.
I have bought cars for less thantwo fifty I had why Why is
why are colonnes and perfume so expensive? Brand name? It's just the brand
name from a Marmot's butthole. Yeah, and also you can buy the cheap

(50:54):
stuff at five and blow or whatever, but a teenager right exactly. Tom
Ford is the woody the brand Creedcolognes that have their own, their own
stand alone stores, Like I wasnever what I've never seen. I was
never up on that. And they'recrazy expensive per bottle for Creed. Yeah,

(51:15):
I mean, I just don't evenknow. It's always in like the
high end malls and stuff from thefrom the moment I have ever bought cologne
back when it was Drakar back inthe day, you know, that was
the that was the big that wasa bit of an obsession. Was was
big c K one curve Remember curvecurve? Yeah, I would look at

(51:37):
it between car and Polo, lookup, curve curve came in like this.
Uh it looked like almost like anot a grenade, but like it
was real like why, it wasn'tvery tall, but it was like a
like a like a wide base butit was not It was pretty short,
I like targets have them now,but I think I see those in like
Ross. Yeah, but at thetimex Colon at the time that was hot.

(52:02):
Cugo boss was big for a minutethere. And it's not just Creed,
it's the House of Creed, PerfumeHouse, perfume House. Yeah,
it's like five hundred dollars dedicated tothe creation of the original artisan. Yeah
artisan, but hot dam all thatstuff's pricing. I know, I have
this friend and to Seabass's point,I do think mostly gay man know tom

(52:22):
Ford and and or worship him asI do so gay now No, but
I had this friend gay who hehad a huge silver platter, a literal
silver platter on his vanity and ithad all the tom Ford fragrances on there
in the big size. So aFriday night of like gayness was having Martiniz

(52:46):
and going up there and treating itlike a buffet, like, oh my
god, let's layer the tobacco nilwith the old wood and I mean heaven
because this like I don't have accessto this crap. I was making five
dollars a year and this is likelike the bonanza for Oh well, dude,
So I knew a guy, andthis guy was criminally cheap a full

(53:07):
time job. Wasn't making great money, but wasn't making bad money. You
know, middle class guy, andif he had a big event or a
date or whatever, he would getdressed. He give himself extra time.
He lived five minutes from the mall. He'd go to the Macy's cologne section
and that's would be that would bewhere he would go there just to sprit
some colone before he had a bigevent or a date. They would give

(53:28):
you like the little testers like inhigh school. Yeah, oh yeah,
all the dudes had like all thelittle testers like them on their face from
Macy's. And then all the girlsin my high school they wore the dream
scent in the gap because the gapwould have like all these different scents.
Oh yeah. You know who hadsome really good cologne back then? It
was Amber Crombie. That was myfirst colone ever. Sorry, what is

(53:52):
it? Okay, Aber Crombie.Yeah, shopped and other than the Colonne,
the other one that was really bigwhen I was younger was Awkward Geo
Geo. So what is it?What is it now? For chicks?
Like, what's the big perfume isthere like a big popular one. I
think the now I can't think ofit, the one with the flower on

(54:14):
it Mark Jacobs, Mark Jacobs.Yeah, there's different Mark Jacobs ones that
I really liked that Morgan likes Ihaving an office. Actually, I know,
Tiffany makes some sense that ladies lovenine to five. One says I
still use curve eight O. Wait, curve and cool water got me laid
a lot back in the water forgotabout? Is that the one that has

(54:37):
like the man's torso, uh thatI know what you're talking about. Yeah,
it's kind of like a blue frostedkind of bottle. Wasn't that that?
I don't know? And Sammy isit Daisy by Mark Jacobs. Yeah,
there's another one. This one saysnothing made my panties drop like a
man wearing gravity colone gravity gravity noise? Yeah, what is that? We

(55:00):
just happened to have perfume no rememberMorgan mentioned this like a year ago,
and I bought some, but I'mkeeping it to give to hers at present
one day if she's nice to me. Okay, yeah, to have this
one? Actually juicy pink a littleyeah, yeah, it does like more
floral? Is it more? Yeah? Very floral of it was like like

(55:23):
like a popa re type smell.Greg, would you as our official?
I mean it might remind him ofchick, so I might be a turn
off. You know. There's thisone very obscure perfume that I think Morgan
wears. It's called China Rain.It's my favorite that I would buy it
at the grocery store. There wasone said she smelled really good. She's

(55:43):
like really, I paid like fivebucks for that because it reminded me of
China Range, China. I'm gladyou approved it. My cloud change is
very nice, all right, somethingdifferent, big change, big change,
big big decision. That was yoursmell is way better than that smell seven
seven forty four. You can hitus up with the text over to two
to ninety seven, will be rightback to stop kissing and snuggling turtles.

(56:07):
Well, I think that's ridiculous.I think that. Yeah, you could
have got Salmon Miller's who Sucks Downthe wood show. If they ever pulled
our internet history, it would reallybe for me. This grady would er
feet on my page, some ofthose tunes going in my mouth, that

(56:28):
would be fantastic. This is theWoody show well today June third, it's
National egg Day. Shot, Imean National egg Day, right, Happy
egg Day. How do you likethem? Usually an omelet form or you
know, sunny side up, thatwould be like scrambled, yeah, or

(56:49):
sunny set up scrambled number one.I like them all by far. Forty
five percent of people say scrambled,twenty four percent, fried, hard boil
next at eight percent, then poachedand soft boiled round out the top five.
I'm an over easy guy. Ilove a divvy egg if I have
toast, yeah, over easy theabove. Yeah, six percent of people

(57:09):
say they just never eat eggs.Yes, people absolutely hate them. How
do you crack an egg on theside of a dish? Okay, you
like on a like on an edge? Yeah? Like that's I do it
flat on the counter, Yeah,because I heard you're not supposed to do
it on the dish. Well,if you do it on the edge,

(57:29):
there's a bigger chance that you're goingto get some shrapnel. Yeah, right
there. Sixty three percent of peoplesay they use an edge, but twenty
six percent said flat surface. Ihave more recently moved to flat surface.
You could take an egg straight up, hold it like you know, if
you're standing at the counter, holdit like about the same level as your

(57:50):
nose and just drop it on thecounter and it'll just you can do,
no shell right into the bowl up. Yeah, try it out because it
doesn't get everywhere like the counter youthink it would. Just know, So
what you're supposed to do is justtake the like you know, you could
take like a plate or any kindof other hearts and just tap it and

(58:12):
then goes right into the bowl.Can you do it one hand? Flat
surface? Yes, you could do. Oh yes, I could do that.
And then you know some other way, like with a knife, rounded
out all this stuff. Flat surfaceis almost twice as popular with young people.
But it is supposed to be betterwhite eggs or brown eggs. You
know, I'm a white egg gun. I don't care. It doesn't matter
for me, doesn't matter. IfI had a choice, I'd go brown

(58:34):
because it seems more natural. Morefarming. Yeah, more farming, farm
way, more farming. Yeah.Sixty seven percent of people usually buy white,
twenty percent said brown, thirteen percentyou know fairies or doesn't buy eggs
now, no real difference between whiteand brown. White eggs generally come from
hens with white feathers, brown eggsfrom brown feathers. Weird. It's weird

(58:59):
that they even have an option inthe store. It's national a like,
why would they just have brown andwhite eggs when there's basically just the same,
you know, why wouldn't they justhave uh, just eggs. Yeah,
the grocery store depends onto the suppliermixture of white and brown whatever.

(59:19):
Or there's people of chickens the suppliers, or there's people like Greg who just
feel like it's more far, morefar brown. Yeah, it's more chicken.
Yeah, it's more natural. Itis. It seems more naturally,
even though it's all natural of course. Hello, welcome to another edition of
the Menace Cooking Corner. Yes,now, today I'm going to give you

(59:43):
a really quick recipe on how tobe a hit at any party. Oh
yes, ship check out. Ohyeah, yes, you have some Menace
world famous wieners right there. Thankyou. Yeah, I like to a
woody shoe. We're into another newout. I've been sensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Monday morning,June third, twenty twenty four. Whatdy,

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lot of fun photos with hot Dog. Yeah. Yeah, you never know.
It could be like some art installationwhere it's an actual like you know,
Penis Weenie. Maybe yeah, aPenie Weenie an arts still start.

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Oh real, hold on, I'mlooking like Nathan Are No, no,
no, some guy, okay,some tude as obsessed as you. I
mean, that is a huge waenerthough. I got a text here,
good morning Woody Show. Currently sittingin my car waiting to take my board
exam to officially become a registered nurse. Pray for me, congratulations, good
luck. That's great news. That'shuge. H Gregory what did you have?

(01:01:20):
You had something like a I guessthis would be a ask the Woody
Show asked The Woody Show, whatwould I do? Yeah, definitely a
first or problem. And it's noteven a problem. But I'll preface it
with it's about the principle. It'sthe principle, the principle principle. I
was at the consignment store because Iwas just thought it would be cool to

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have some new artwork on the wall, you know, because I want to,
you know, fill this one areathat I would like to have something
hanging. And I found this awesomepiece that I just fell in love with
to die for you, right,it was to die. So as we're
looking at it, lo and behold, one of the workers takes a ladder
and climbs up to where I washanging on the wall marked it down by
sixty bucks. And I thought,oh, that's this is very fortuitous and

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it was just meant to be.This is my sign get this piece of
art, especially with something that youwere Obsessica Simpson about. Oh I just
learned that, Yeah, I wasObsessica Simpson. I was Tod's Obsessica Simpson
about it. And so then youknow, jokingly. We just say,
oh, keep marking it down,and he said what we said, oh,
keep going and then we'll buy it. And he laughed and he said

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I'll go down another ten percent andI said, oh, sold. So
he hands me the tag, saystell the cashier that I said another ten
percent. So I go to thecashier and I said, oh, that
gentleman said to take another ten percentoff, and she said, who's told
you? That? Said? Thatman? Right over there, he's still
he's up on the ladder, seehim over there. Oh, he doesn't
have any right to adjust prices?Okay, Well, was I supposed to

(01:02:52):
know that? Right? So anyway, I stood there, I acted like
I was considering it knowing damn well, I was still going to buy it,
and I did, but I justthought, that's kind of lame,
and did you not get the extraten percent? I did not, Oh,
no, to do it. Ijust thought, yeah, I mean,
how are you? How is yourcustomer supposed to know? Who?
Here? He said it? Andthen I thought, oh, should I

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be a man of principle and notbuy it? But I really love it,
So I ended up buying it anyway, But I just thought that was
weak. Yeah, that's weak likethat. You don't did you send a
letter to the corporate office a littleindependent consignment store, So this is like
the ladies, maybe the owner orsomething or I guess so, or at
least at very least the manager,because I had overheard her talking to some

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other guy and she was very strict. Oh very little mother hand actually right,
yeah, But I mean if ifif you don't have the authority,
A, don't say it, andB if you do say it, well
you said it. How am Ito know that you don't have the proper
authority at the assignment store Wheel andDeal and said, oh you know what,
you know what, I'm not goingto never mind. Then I know
I considered it, but I didn'twant to walk away. It was such

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a cool piece. So that's myfirst work problem. But what would you
have gone through with the purchase orwould you have had I definitely would have.
I'd have been bummed that I didn'tget the extra ten percent. Oh
no, I wouldn't have bought itif I loved it like you love it.
But he was Obsessedica Simpson, Ireally but if you had that situation
out of pure principle or not boughtthe item. I know, because yeah,

(01:04:20):
they pure principle. Yep. Theythink they can get away with that
all the time, with the lies. Right way to go, you said
a president. I know they won'thelp anybody at the consignment store. Oh
no, Now, can we seethis artwork anywhere? Can you least describe
it for us? I can.Is a dog's playing poker for dogs?

(01:04:43):
Is the last Supper with all theit's the cartoon serial characters, the it's
it's a tree, but it's kindof a almost abstract, but it looks
almost blurry. It's really cool.I'll text it to you right now.
You're an artist, now, whywouldn't you just paint your own picture?
That's I think at it, ButI think I might be a one and
done on that. I'm not happywith it. He's crazy. It's awesome.

(01:05:04):
Yeah, we thought it looked reallygood. Well, thank you,
But I keep going on that.But you know what, this is the
sign that you're a real artist.Everything is che I still want the original.
I'll work on another one. Justplease advert your eyes do not look
at it, okay, Just it'sdisgusting, like this is something I couldn't

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do on my own. It's justyou know how you see certain things and
you're just like, yep, loveit. And where will this be hanging
or is it it's already hanging yourtoilet. It's in the hallway, which
the ultimate call is to make itlike a gallery Wall's pretty cool. I
like it sort of gothic, gothickey, yeah, I dig it.

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That's big though too. I say, this thing is huge, and that's
why I liked it so much.And it weighs a billion pounds, four
feet tall, and it was framedlike that, and oh nice. The
frame job is nice? Pretty wouldyou call that like a floating frame?
Yeah? Like the inside is kindof protruding. And for his gallery wall,
for the gallery walls nice, whichis a work in progress, participating.

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It's next to a door. Thatdoor a hollow corp Greg no good,
no, no no. And thereason that doors closed is because that
room was messy at the time.All solid wood doors not Greg. Yeah
nice yeah, nothing but yeah nicecore door. Please eight seven seven four
is the phone number. We're openingup the phones right now for a round
of the first world problems. Sodo you have a first world problem,

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Like maybe you were at the consignmentstore didn't get an extra tim and the
one employee, but when he gotto the register, they were told telling
you that that person did not havethe authoritie right, and it was the
old bait and switch. Yeah,how were they right? A lot of
a lot of possibilities for first worldproblems. These are the little problems,
silly, stupid stuff that you gotworked up about in the moment, maybe

(01:06:55):
even borderline angry, and then youkind of like stop and realize, like
this is something. This is sostill to get this upset about. When
I was in Ohio and every morningto talk to you guys on the internet,
which is again instantaneously talking to youas in the studio, I had
to resign into the damn Wi Fiat the day. Damn it comfort in
Yeah, by the way, theyhad great but they had great WiFi.

(01:07:17):
By the way, it was veryfast in the middle of nowhere. Ohio
had a seven every day and youwere staying at the same hotel the entire
time. No. I started offat day which was crappy. Uh,
toilet overflowed. Uh, the roomkey little tap thing stopped working, so
they'd give me a hard key.All right. So that was the first

(01:07:42):
world problem recently staying in a hotelchecked in via you know, through their
app as a member, where theygive you like a digital room key so
when your room's ready, you don'teven have to go to the desk.
Oh yeah, it says your roomkey is ready, and so it's right
there on your front. I've usedit before with no problems. But boy,
was I paved. My butt waschopped. We'll go all the way

(01:08:02):
back down. When I went allthe way to my door of my room
and it wouldn't work, I dohate Yeah, I'm like cursing you mother
efforts. This is bullish. I'mpuffing and puffing back to the refrigerator,
back to the elevator and go backdown. Now I'm waiting in a line

(01:08:23):
like pleas. I was just someonewho stays in sixty hotels a year.
I never used that's always. Well, here's the thing. There's other times
where I've tried that it didn't work, but I've had nothing but success with
this particular chain. It's the becauseI'm a Bonvoy member, Diamond Platinum,

(01:08:45):
Extra Media Clear, I'm Bonfoy NuclearLate check out four pm checking that's right,
free upgrades. Oh yeah, Idid all that stuff too. One
a year, Yeah, yeah,yeah, and so I've never had a
problem with any of the Marriott properties, but boy, this time it was
just so happened to be where Ihad the room that was the furthest away
from the elevator of any room I'vehad in recent memory. You can go

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in on your app and request theclosest to elevator room, yeah, which
they can't always honor, of course, So typically I want to be next
to the elevator. Well, that'sonly really a problem if you're in a
high traffic area like a Las Vegassort of thing. But true if you're
off in a in a Marriotte.But by the way, comfort in residence
and so many properties, yeap,Mariott. Oh, not a sponsor,
but God blessed they they should be. Yeah please you got two mega uber

(01:09:30):
nuclear bonvoid yeah right here? Wellyeah, yeah, but I never use
the like of the key in yourphone because it's just a pain. Well,
plus, if you have a batterypack on you properly. Well,
if you got a first world problemyou want to share with us, give
us a call right now. Phonesare open eight seven seven forty four Woody.
We're looking for your first world problems, a little things that just kind

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of pissed you off in the moment. Then you kind of realize how silly
it is. If you only stopand think about it. We will compare
your first world problems to a roundof that sucks stories that we've accumulated here
for you this morning, and thenwe'll maybe give you a little perspectives and
you can see that your problem notso bad. Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. That's eightseven seven forty four, Woody. That's

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next, hang up show, redefinethe Hens. But when you hear stuff
like this that I think hens,it's a Woody show. More welcome back.
All right, So we're going throughthe phones which are open. Eight

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seven seven forty four, Woody.That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
We're gonna hear out your first worldproblems, and then I'm going to
compare it to one of the thatsucks stories that we have here for you.
And sometimes it's all it takes alittle perspective. She realized that maybe,
you know what, this little problemthat's been bugging me not that bad.
The fact I either walk all theway back down the hallway all the

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way back to the elevator, theelevator to the front lobby of the hotel,
wait in line again just because they'restupid. Digital key on my phone
didn't work? Still annoying. Wasit a frustrating shore with people in a
third world country? Love to havethat problem? Or would I like to
have one of the problems and thestories? And I have no I my
I'll keep my problem, all right? Eight seven seven, it's eight seven

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seven, and uh, we'll goright to the phones here and let's start
with Phil. Hey, good morning, Phil, Hello Phil, Good morning.
What do you show? How arewe doing? Happy Monday? Happy
Monday to you? Hey, Phil? How are you? You're good?
Though, I'm doing good. I'mdoing good, all right. A bit
of a rough weekend into that,okay, all right, all right,

(01:11:41):
well first world problem? What doyou got for us? All right?
So I went on a little weekendvacation just to kind of get away.
Uh. Reserved the room with aking sized bed because I'm six five I
need that little extra. Yeah,and they gave me two queens who yeah,
I don't like the two I'm goingto boat yeah right, yea,

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yeah, yeah, true, allright, but you can put your clothes
on it for the next day.If you're traveling by yourself, that's one
thing. If you're traveling with anotherperson, then you have to determine which
one's going to be the sex bed, which one's going to be the sleeping
bed, outfit or the outfit.Yeah all right, Phil, let's compare
your story about this one. Severalpeople injured at a monster truck show in

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Maine when one of the trucks calledthe Crush Station, hit a power line
and dragged down poles with live wireson top of the crowd. Brutal video.
Several people suffered minor injuries too,had to end up there at the
hospital. Geez, yeah, dude, that sucks. But who's problem would
you rather have? Would you ratherhave a live wires from a monster truck

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being dragged over you or end upin a hotel with two queen beds.
As shocking as that story is,I think I'll take my little bit smaller
hotel back. Yeah, there wego, so getty, he said,
it shocking as that story, Igot it. I was getting I was
getting Phil. Thank you for thecall. Appreciate you listening to the Wood
Show. Let's go to uh,Iron, Hey, good morning, Iron,

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Irony. What's up? What isyour What is your first world problem?
The d n V BRO. Everytime I go lead in the morning,
first thing in the morning, there'sstill a long line, even with
the first apployment. Yeah, okay, everybody has realize that. Yeah who
deployment. Yeah, this thing,it's like the reservation Menace hates says Greg

(01:13:38):
loves it. But you get tothe restaurant with the reservation, they tell
you, all right, well justgo wait by the bar. We'll let
you know when your table's right now. I have a reservation for this time.
Yeah, and then I I likevery much. Everybody has the same
time reservation. You can take thereservation. You just can't honor the reservation,
all right, Wait, compair yourstore to this one. While boating

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down the Middle Fork Salmon River insoutheast Idaho, seventy three year old guy's
names Thomas Gray, he encountered sometrouble when his raft broke apart injuring his
leg. After taking shelter at aboat launch site, he spent two nights
in the boat's ramp outhouse before attemptingto hike towards civilization. Eventually finding shelter

(01:14:24):
in a snowmobile in club's trailer.Gray was then spotted the day after that
by boaters, leading to his rescueand being reunited with his wife after though
about walking twenty three miles without foodor water during an ordeal. So we're
talking surviving five days in the wildernessafter his raft overturned. Get up the
river there in Idaho. Dude,that sucks. Sucks, But what do

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you know? He lost probably liketen pounds. True, that's true.
This was at the age of seventythree. Yeah, so uh yeah,
three right, So iron, who'sprobably would you rather have? That's like
a real life sauce story. Andhe had the will to limb he did,
so who's problem would rather have?They both seemself am flicted. Okay,

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I'm gonna take the seventy three yearold man. That sounds like an
adventure. All right, All good? I hope that. I hope that
happens to you. I mean,I'm not going to do it seventy three.
Yeah, you're the one to putthat out there on You're the one
to put that out there of theuniverse. Man, careful what you ask
for? You I'm saying, Yeah, I'll take that. I'll take that
right now, you know, justfor a bit for getting one out.

(01:15:31):
Yeah, Iron, thank you forthe call. It's like Sinbad. You
know, Sinbad had a really badstroke, the old comedian, and so
like his family like helped him outonto the stage at something. He was
just ad uh here recently and hegoes, hey, man, you know
spent a lot of time joking aboutstuff like strokes and whatever. He goes,
careful what you put out there.Yeah, he had a really good

(01:15:51):
sense of humor about the whole thing. And yeah, Iron will flip a
raft one. Yeah, yeah,one day Iron's raft flip. He's going
to be out there sleeping it out, wandering around all right. First world
problem that sucks stories eight seven sevenforty four. What if it's eight seven
seven forty four? What is goto John Henry? Good morning, John
Henry, John morning. Hey,So what's your first world problem? Oh?

(01:16:15):
My bluetooth it keeps getting taken overby whatever device I walked through.
I'm vibe into some nineties music.Yeah, walk in the house, my
bluesubes go silent. I hear ablood curtly scream from my daughter's room.
And then some of my nineties musicoverwhelms her zoom meeting. Yeah, yeah,
I hate that you have to doyou forget device though, yeah,

(01:16:39):
okay, terrific. Yeah. OhI just connect. Oh yeah, many
many times. I got like sixtdifferent sets of Bluetooth, so I have
to go connect. Yeah. Yeah, that's paying the end. Yeah,
that's a problem, definitely. Iwas mad here recently because I was trying
to connect the Apple car Play andfor whatever reason, like it just automatically
connects for whatever reason, this timeit wasn't connecting. And I was going

(01:17:02):
into like the settings of the carand I see where it says enable,
I click that, and it's doingthat spinny thing like waiting, waiting,
waiting, waiting, says check themessages on your phone, there is no
message on my phone. Check themessage on your phone. There is no
message on my phone, and itsays unable to connect. Oh boy,
so reset the phone. That getsto me too. You know. It's

(01:17:25):
because my dog's twenty six. He'slike all these Yeah, well, why
is she still in the house.Twenty six and she's still living in the
house. It sounds like her problem. Keep playing your music and get her
out of there. It's your house. No no, no, no,
no, it works out. Here'smore of a roommates she has on space.
Okay, all right, well let'suh, let's compare your story to

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this story. It's this guy inOhio. He was walking around, he
was just taking a walk, andhe was on the phone with his wife
and she asked him, Hey,can you meet me down at the golf
course, which it was just downthe road, and he agreed. But
on the way he lost his footingand he fell off a cliff and into
a ravine. No legs. Yeah, And the thing is, there was

(01:18:06):
no path in or out, sothe guy was stuck yelling for help,
end up getting stuck there, kindof like the other guy in the river
four days. Four days before hegot rescued. He ended up with hypothermia,
broken legs, a broken pelvis,and a broken wrist. Dude,

(01:18:26):
that sucks. Good god. Yeah, but I mean, John Henry,
your bluetooth interrupted your twenty six yearold adult daughter who's still living at home
her zoom meeting. So who's problemwould you rather have? I can stick
with the stream over being trapped forfour days. Yeah, I'm thinking probably
broken legs. Yeah, thank you, thank you. John Henry, Yeah

(01:18:48):
all right, I'll pay. Yeah. God, like my son has that
job now. And you know,my my my sister, her daughter's going
off to college. And I kepttelling my sister, I'm like, man,
we are both one step closer gettingthese kids out of our house,
you know, real close. AndI feel like I'm the only one who
feels this way. She doesn't wanther to leave the nest because she's the

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children. Yeah, but the newschool thinking is they want the kids to
stay there as long as possible.Why who wants that? And why maybe
they pay some rent? They knowyou don't like having your kids around.
They enjoy their No, they're fine, but at some point they go like,
I want them to have that independence. I want them to get out
there and experience the world. Idon't want them to do it under my
roof. I want them out,Like eighteenth birthday, you get luggage for

(01:19:36):
your birthday at eighteen. You'll kickthem out at eighteen unless they're going to
college. If they go to college, then yeah, I'll get them through
college and they can spend the summersthere. Okay, summer you will summer
at your home after college. Aftercollege, get out and it's not like,
oh hey, I'm still looking fora job. I just graduated.
I'm going to move back home fora little bit before I find Really no,

(01:19:57):
just say wow, a room.Yeah, get a room and get
a couple of roommates, Get afew roommates. This is this is what
they call real life. Get tenroommates, live amongst the sewer people.
Yeah, yeah, good luck.I did see. Uh where was it?

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There was? There was something aboutcollege graduates hold on, but that
time right out of college, rightwhen you graduate, it's one of the
scariest times of life. Yeah,and that's how you survived. So scary,
it frightening. I did it becauseyou think now, plenty of people
who do it. You know.It's like you don't really know what you're
capable of until you're put in thesituation. And that is the time to

(01:20:39):
do it. True the time.It is time to fly. But it
is indeed scary, and I'm notarguing that, but it's time to figure
it out, and you will figureit out. And I don't care.
She can, uh, she canmove out with them what I'm saying,
But you know, look, I'veI've paid my dues. You see what
I'm saying I put in my time. Now it's your turn, right,

(01:21:01):
wife, kids, out your turn, You get out of here. Yeah,
So the experts are warning college graduatesto lower their expectations limited job prospects
in some fields. Now. Overall, employers plan to hire six percent fewer
new grads in twenty twenty four thanthey did in twenty twenty three. Less

(01:21:23):
than twenty five percent of graduating seniorshave accepted a full time gig, which
is down over eight percent from lastyear. Artificial intelligence has taken over some
work that was previously performed by recentgrads, but bosses they're looking for skills
and areas like AI in addition toyears of work experience. Yeah, you
still have to prompt AI to dothings correct and double check it. It

(01:21:45):
may cut the process of, youknow, putting the PowerPoint presentation way down.
But how's it look which I've seenthat done there was I just saw
that recently where they put the informationin there and say, create a PowerPoint
presentation and que cards for the presentday for the speaker to use it in
the presentation of said PowerPoint, andinstantaneously it created this PowerPoint which would have

(01:22:10):
taken an assistant or whatever. It'sso weird. Yeah, it's crazy.
I wonder if it was accurate,like if it made any mistakes. No,
I mean they went through they hadto prove it obviously, But the
amount of time it would have takennormally to go through and make the PowerPoint
presentation, all the graphics, allthe other stuff, to just change a
couple of things out or just aproof read or change the thing here there
in a fraction of the time,mind boggling. Yeah, so cool.

(01:22:35):
Yeah, it's a lot different foreighteen year old now, Woodie, I'm
sure one bedroom apartment wasn't twenty twohundred bucks from eighteen No, but also
you were making a lot less,so they were making a lot less and
things. But look, I understandwhat I'm saying. Get roommates. I
rented a room, a single roomin somebody's house for you know, whatever

(01:22:57):
whatever that was at the time,and you make you make it happen.
You can do it. There's plentyof people who do it. There's just
other people who It's like the samething with people who are talking about like,
you know, I think we're gonnahave some kids, but first I
need to do this, and thenafter I do this, and then after
I do that, then I'll youwill always come up with another excuse,
whereas like if your default is andit's expected, and you know this growing

(01:23:20):
up that Hey, once I getout of college, I'm on my own.
You prepare yourself for that. You'regoing to be out there hitting the
bricks looking for jobs way before yougraduate. You're not gonna wait to the
last damn second. You'll take jobsthat are not necessarily in your field just
so you have a job. Whileyou're trying to get something in your field.
You will be out there trying tomake it happen. So when your

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daughter moves in with her boyfriend tobe able to do a ford rent,
no problems, depends Maybe it honestlydepends. Depends. It depends you've kicked
her out. Yeah, so she'ssaying, I will be okay with it.
That's what she's gonna do. She'llbe an adult, she can do
it. She's asking me if I'mgonna be okay with it? Right?
Maybe I won't have a choice.Yeah, it depends. It'll have to

(01:24:04):
be h Yeah, yeah, Iguess I would have to be. But
hey, not full of face tattoos. But he has a job, right,
that's right. Yeah, he worksat the home depot. Yeah,
that's true love. When what hegets old, his kids are sending him
to a convalescent home. Won't needto What do you mean, I've gone
to control of my own destiny.I'm not relying on my kids to take

(01:24:25):
care of me when I'm older.That's why you have I don't need them
to financially support me. And whatis going to drop dead? Long before
that, of course, of courseeight seven hit us up with that text
over to two to nine to eightyseven. We will be right back.
I know what that means. Noone knows what it means, but it's
provocat show, people go on,go on. I said, the rule

(01:24:53):
in my house, and the rulein many other people's house that I know,
like a lot of friends and stuff, is that. Look, if
you got to college, of coursewe're going to support you through college and
everything else. If you decide notto go to college, that is your
cue to move out. You werenow going to be an adult. You
were on your own. You decidednot to go to college, your life,
your adult life begins right now.I agree with that. You made

(01:25:13):
that choice. If you get outof college. Now that time in your
life is now over. Now that'salso the beginning of adult world and adult
world. I agree adult world sucks, especially when in a lot of way
entering into it. Yeah, free, what are he good for you for
trying to teach your kids independence?The baby birds have to learn to fly
to survive. I have a sonstarts a senior year in August. My

(01:25:34):
husband feels the same way as whathe wants him to go away to college,
visit for a weekend only during breaks, and then find his own living
arrangements once he's done with school.What he is blowing smoke? In real
life? If his kids did notimmediately find a job after college, he
would not provide them shelter. Hiswife would provide him shelter. Do not
try to convince me that he wouldgive up on his marriage and make his

(01:25:57):
wife and kids move out. Thatlook, that's me being funny. And
of course I will always be thereto support you know, my kids,
you know if But the point is, like you push them out of the
nest, you don't just endlessly allowthis to go on. Okay, there's
so many people now, I havepeople in my own family who they don't

(01:26:18):
accept the job because it's not upto their standards. You know. Oh,
well sure, I'm not starting there. You got to start there.
Oh, I just wanted to doI want to make a hundred thousand dollars.
The example I'm dancing around here.The example that I'm dancing around here
is there was a job at UPSthat they were interested in. But to
have their own route, you don'tstart there. You start like sorting,

(01:26:41):
right, you start with it,and then you work your way into like
you know, being an assistant onaround, and then you work your way
into having the own and at thatpoint, yeah, it's like one hundred
thousand dollars. You can make somegood money, but you don't start there.
So because you didn't start there,he passed it up, right,
And there's a lot of that.Well it's not in the field, I
graduate, No, But you haveto make things work until the get that's
part of the process. Every timethere's like a bump in the road.

(01:27:02):
You can't come running back to yourparents, right, if you're a good
right, that's the point. Allyou need to do is get into the
building. Uh see, hoy,I fully agree with you Woody on kicking
the kids out when they're eighteen orgraduate college. That was the rule in
my parents' house, and it workgreat for me and my brothers. Your
kids will be fine, That iskat what he is correct. I had
two roommates when I moved out.My parents would never let me move back

(01:27:24):
in. Even when I left myhusband. I rented a room in someone's
condo until they can find it,until I can find arrangements. Perfect.
Wow, yeah, perfect, Okay, you're divorced. Good. Look if
there's like a couple months or whateveruntil you can get a deposit together or
something like that, fine, thiswhole thing. I'm gonna stay there for
a year or two years, sixmonths tops tops. And you're paying rent

(01:27:45):
and you're contributing. You have toadjust your expectations. You're not at all
about and have Netflix and exactly youhave to make adjustments. Yes, your
life here is awesome because I havemoney. Yeah, it's because I want
stuff. Took a certain way becausethis is how I'm going to live.
This is not your reality. Returnthat horse. Yeah. And I love

(01:28:09):
my kids and I mentor them andI you know, I talk about finances
and what they need to do andwhat what's to look forward to and now
my son's got that job. We'retalking about taxes and savings and he's a
saver, rightes, yes, yes, so I'm doing. My best job
is to you know, let themknow. And he another one of my
friends, their you know, daughtergraduated college. Guess what, moved out,

(01:28:30):
got some roommates in a very expensivecity. And it works. It
does. It may not be themost ideal situation or the life that they're
used to, but it makes itbetter in the long run that you know,
they can count on themselves and it'snot always the security blanket of mommy
and daddy. Look, I knowa lot of you are really upset because
you're afraid that your parents are goingto hear this and go, oh my

(01:28:53):
god. He's right. Of courseI am, of course I have,
but you know, and then you'regoing to have to actually be a responsible
adult. Sorry kids. Yeah more. What he shows next not classic,
not classy at all, straight upcrippling O c D. Yeah, why
show? All right, Welcome backeverybody. Hey, Yeah, a Monday

(01:29:15):
morning, back at it, freshnew week. Raby's got the latest in
the world of nerds coming up withher Nerd and Out Report. We'll we'll
find out what's happening there. Ofcourse, birthday is porno birthday in there
as well. Uh, you know, Raby's hot for Lenny Kravitz, you
know, and I've seeing a lotabout how you know he dude, he
was a master swordsman at one point, you know, but he's been celibate

(01:29:38):
now for nine years. Yeah.I don't know how any guy could go
nine years, how any person cango nine especially right when he's being thrown
at you left and right. Nineyears you're some gamer? Yeah, yeah,

(01:29:59):
So I was wondering me, whatis that all about? So according
to what I read, he saidhis dad cheated on his mom, and
his dad had predicted that he wouldend up going down the same path,
and it turned out to be true. After his marriage to Lisa Bonet,
it took him years, but hegot his act together and now he says
he isn't interested in casual flings andthat his celibacy is part of his spiritual

(01:30:20):
journey and he's just waiting for theright woman. A babe, He's gonna
blow out some poor chicks back,he's gonna drown her, like, oh
my god, I'm sure he's stillyou know, joeing. Yeah, pleasure,
but like is that part of it, like, did you give into

(01:30:40):
your sexual urges or is it partof like he says, his spiritual journey.
I think he's probably yeah, youthink yeah. Also, I find
it hard to believe after nine years, with the access of being able to
meet so many people, you can'tfind somebody. Yeah that's weird, but
you're probably being picky suspicious of theirmotives and stuff. But like everything I

(01:31:01):
saw, it doesn't seem like he'sreally even looking. Okay, here's a
question trying to find something celibate?What exactly does that just mean intercourse?
In other words, could he behanging out with some chick and get like
a handy or a mouth party?Does that or a good questions? Is
he really he's doing that? Ishe really doing it himself? Like is
he joeing himself? Or is helike, you know, yeah, of

(01:31:21):
course, Well here's some really hotcheck he's going to do it for me,
I know, let's call him infor yeah. Question, Yeah,
I've got questions about Yeah, Likethe actual definition is just abstaining from sexual
relations, right, so anything soprobably all right? See this this is
the clarification that I needed. Yeah, what about butterfly kisses? That about

(01:31:43):
what about what about rimming? Anythingabout? Anything about it? One of
those stores. People have been talkingabout this class action lawsuit that's been filed
against Madonna claiming that Madonna and LiveNation tricked customers into buying expensive tickets like
quote purposefully and deceptively withholding information.For example, they mentioned the lawsuit that
they didn't tell concertgoers that her showswouldn't start on time. Where's the surprise

(01:32:09):
again, It's Madonna, keep it, keep in mind for all this stuff,
it's it's Madonna, right. Theyalso didn't mention how hot and uncomfortable
the temperatures would be during the shows, or the fact that she would lip
sync much of them. Oh reallyokay, And fans were not informed that
they would be subjected to quote pornographywithout warning, including topless women simulating sex

(01:32:33):
acts. They're expecting a very pure, very pure experience. Donna hasn't been
celibate for nine years. She hasbeen celibate for nine minutes. Maybe.
The suit seeks unspecified damages for breachof contract, negligent misrepresentation, emotional distress
and by the way, and bythe way, this said dude who filed

(01:32:54):
laws unfair competition and false advertising.Get the f out of here. No
idea please. But what I like, and I think you can kind of
get her on, is starting ontime because it is putting it on your
ticket. And when it's yeah,I always subject to change on like all
those tickets always does damn because Ireally want the hatter, Yeah yeah,

(01:33:17):
I really want that to stick.Because I hate when the artists start late
success. I'm trying to get inand out man Guns and Roses notorious late
hour. I waited four hours forGuns and Show once I left during the
first song because it was like midnightand I was so mad to go stupid.
A couple of holidays. Today forJune third, it's World Cider Day.

(01:33:40):
Alright, does anybody have a favoritecider? Dixon's Good You had that?
Dixon's is really good best. It'sNational egg Day, Nature's Cream Nature
give me some eggs over easy rip, little dippy egg action. It's National
simp Day. I mean what simpis like when you're a simp for something.

(01:34:03):
I think we have we all havea computer complete somebody silly or a
foolish person. No, I thinkit's when you're getting dominated. Uh.
Simp is an Internet slang term describingsomebody who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward
another person. Okay, there yougo. That's that. That's the definition
that I submissive guy who's overly desperatefor women, especially if she's a bad

(01:34:30):
person or has expressed disinterest in it. Yeah, like you're simping, He
continues to obsess. It's National sympDay. Happy simp Day, use simps.
It's an insect repellent Awareness day.I am aware of in case you
weren't aware of it, that itdoesn't work exactly, it needs more deep
doesn't do anything. World Bicycle Day. It is Repeat Day. It's also

(01:34:55):
Repeat Day. It's Western Australia Day, and it's a It's also Food Safety
Week. So here a brand newweek and it's Food Safety Week. A
couple of holidays for you today.This is and what's happening there in the
world. Nerds rave well be preparedto feel real bad for Hugh Jackman.

(01:35:18):
Everybody, all right, So whenHugh Jickman agreed to play Wolverine again,
he knew that this this is abig commitment to get his body back into
shape. Ryeah and he's fifty fiveyears old. I know all about that
commitment, you know. Yeah.The hardest part for him, though,
was the food quote breach, Ihave to eat a lot for me my

(01:35:39):
body type. I'm naturally skinny,so to get the size on, that's
the hardest bit. And that's thebit that does my head in. Oh
no, poor Ryan Reynolds chimed insaying, yeah, five six meals a
day sounds great to some people.I'm sure they're like, well, that

(01:36:00):
sounds great, but it's not thetype of food you would really necessarily enjoy.
Oh wow. And I remembered christand Stewart talking about Taylor Lautner who
had to put on muscle for thoseTwilight movies and said he would just carry
like bags of meat around so hecould continually like eat meat. So I

(01:36:24):
like the Michael Phelps approach. Sothe Olympic, the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps,
like when he was still swimming andtraining, I mean this guy would
eat like four large pizzas, aburrito, a cheese steak. Oh my
god. Yeah, he was takingin like I don't want eight calories swimming
like over ten thousand. Yeah,but that kind of food you wouldn't think

(01:36:45):
you would off all day. Yeah. Look up Michael Phelps diet during training
and you'll see, like it's insane. I'm like, man, that's a
dream. Yeah. And he's youknow, obviously doing that. Yeah,
he was carrying around meat bags.Chris Hemsworth is in negotiations with Paramount to
take the lead in a crossover moviethat would unite the Transformers and the g

(01:37:08):
I. Joe franchise. Oh yeah, yay, Bor, what do you
What do you think of that?G I Joe and Transformers together? Transformers
together. I'm stoked. I've beenwaiting for this since the eighties. Come
on, yeah, yeah, FGto this. Oh yeah. Hemsworth is
doing the lead voice in the upcomingTransformers One, which is an animated movie
coming out September twentieth. But thismovie is going to be a follow up

(01:37:30):
to the events of last year's TransformersRise to the Beast, which, as
you know, Greg ended with AnthonyRamos's character getting a job offer from the
Joe's Yeah, that was the bigreveal. I watched on the theater,
in the whole theater gas. Yeah, yeah, what is going on?
You were in the g I Joeas well, right, like as a
kid. Oh yeah, totally.Yeah. I love G I Joe.

(01:37:53):
I love G I Joe. Iwanted that aircraft carrier back. Yeah that
thing was you, Yes, itwas. I didn't care. I'm a
kid. I can still get youone. It's only about two thousand dollars,
is it really? Yeah, justget one. You've got space for
it. Now. I got invitedto go check out the set of The
Goldbergs, remember that show. Yeah, they have one, and dude,
yeah they were. They were showingme because the guy who has showing me

(01:38:14):
around knew that I was way intothat, and they had all that cool
stuff from the eighties. It's cool. And I got to see the G
I Joe, the og G IJoe aircraft carrier, red flag, Oh
yes, the USS. Flat's right, the USS flag. Yeah, that's
what it's called. Yeah. Now, we've talked about Jennifer Aniston having this

(01:38:34):
plan to reimagine the iconic eighties filmnine to five, with Diablo Cody writing
the script and the star of theog Lily Tomlin thinks it's going to be
tough to make. Tomlin said theytried to make a sequel, so the
first one with her. Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton all on board for it,
but the script just didn't work foranybody involved. Yeah, what was
everybody in the movie It'll be workingfrom home. Well that's what Lily Thomas

(01:38:58):
work. Nobody wants to work nineto five. I just watched us reading
this thing about like, you know, all these college graduates, they're refusing
jobs that are nine to five jobs. They want more schedule flexibility. Not
gonna do it. No, shehad a different quote. Well, I
don't know for sure if I havethat one. She said, the key
to the original nine to five wasthat they were all stuck working in this
office building with this horrible boss,working nine to five. And Tomlin said,

(01:39:20):
in this day and age, peoplework from home, they take gig
work, they don't even know theirboss. Yeah, so she said,
my sympathies are with Jennifer and Diablo. Well her were. Yeah. Her
other quote was, well, you'regonna have to make it like nine to
twelve because a woman's jobs like neverdone something like that. Oh yeah,

(01:39:40):
how would you do office space?Now? You know, right exactly,
it's the same thing I'm reading.For more nerd stuff, check out the
nerd nod podcast at The Woody Showdot com. All right, d thank
you very much, Rabels, yougot a dog. Good time for your
birthdays and your Monday Porno birthday,go show. We're going. It's shivery,

(01:40:00):
We're gonna site, it's say andyou know we don't get but this
kind of week today, you guys, not a lot of great people born
today. Famous people wise. Youdo have Anderson Cooper, who is fifty
seven, Raffie on the Doll,the Tennis Superstar, he's thirty eight years
old. You got Denise Williams.She had a song called Let's Hear It

(01:40:25):
for the Boy back in the day? Is it tenniful? Mommy banger?
And also I didn't know this,but she also did the theme to Family
Ties really yeah, fun fact.Yeah, she's seventy three years old today.
And Susie Quattro, oh yeah,Leather Tuscadero on Happy Days, Oh

(01:40:47):
my god, is seventy four yearsold today. Oh. I remember I
was in a meeting one time.The Happy Days was before my time.
I'm aware of it. I knowthe funds, but that's pretty much all
I really know about it. Yeah, and I remember being in the meeting
and like one of the managers inthe meeting throughout the day and like oh

(01:41:09):
love or Tuscadero, like it waslike a punchline of something I'm not getting.
Yeah, I'm sure we do thaton the daily. And there's people
I don't know. I just said, like, what was like two weeks
ago, Sammy, we had toeducate Morgan on who the funds the fun
Yeah, oh yeah, we likeHenry Winkler. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:41:29):
even if you give them, evenif he gave it like the water
Boy reference or any of those otherthings the rest of the development, and
we said Barry and nothing Barry yeah. Yeah. But on that note,
why do anybody's references have to caterto a certain demographic? If if I'm
going to make a reference, I'mgonna make a rend you can, but
they're not gonna have any It's notgonna it's not gonna be effective, it's
not gonna land. No. Iget that they're not gonna know what you're
talking about, right, But everybody'sassuming you're talking to a certain demographic.

(01:41:53):
You could be talking from age oneto age ninety, who knows. But
what I'm saying is like, ifyou're in a meeting and you know who
meeting. Sure, you're throwing,you know, and everyone's like, huh
yeah, your porn of birthday todayis Serena Santos and today's birthday slect She
can even bring herself to spit outtoothpaste us that much of a champ.
Wow. She's been in two hundredand seven fine films, including Birthday,

(01:42:15):
Boat Gangbang Wow. She was alsoin Double the Dildos, Double the Fun.
That's Raby's motto, road Trip RammingVolume one. Also she was in
I Have an Appetite for something tightOh Sweet. Also Sloppy roommate Situation.
She was in this one. Mystepsister found my porn and wants me to
show her my favorite position. What'sthat about? I don't know. Let's

(01:42:39):
take up Yeah, and then whocan forget her un rolling? Hey you
drop those panties. Yeah, that'sSerena Santos, who is twenty seven years
old today, and that is yourporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Monday morning. Lookat what's happening in the world of nerds
with your nerd and out reports.Uh quick, thing, my mind is

(01:43:00):
blown. I didn't know him.Happy Days was shot between nineteen seventy four
and nineteen eighty four. I thoughtit was like shot in the sixties.
Yeah, it was in the fifties, right, Yeah, but I thought
they shot it in the sixties andthen aired it then. Yeah. I
mean I was born in seventy six, so yeah, I had no idea
he was already go on the airfor two years. Like the Christmas Story.

(01:43:20):
I thought that was an old movie. Oh I thought that was maybe
did really yeah? Really? Yeah? Oh my god. Well good jump
for the setting, I know,right, well done, quality job.
More Woody shows, next, hangOn City, next Boiler. Wouldn't approve
the Woody Show. Well that's itfor Monday guys. Super bummed out about

(01:43:45):
it too. Yeah, wrapping upthe Monday Show. Tell you quickly what
you're gonna find on the Monday Podcastis go to the woodieshow dot com.
Today on the show we had Menacesword of the Day learning. Maybe you
learned some thing, Maybe Menus learnedsomething. You can find that on the
podcast. Also around number two,second week in row for Cheers and Jeers,

(01:44:05):
our weekend Cheers and Jeers time.Yeah, so the winners and losers
for everybody for the past weekend thatRavey's nerd now point of birthday more all
on the podcast at the woodieshow dotCom coming for you tomorrow. It's gonna
be National Shopping Cart Day, andso why wouldn't we have some Woody Show
cardners just make show? Yeah,so that in a Tuesday takeover Morgan is

(01:44:30):
gonna be here ahow and she's gotsomething planned, Greg, I'm not gonna
tell you what it is yet.Oh, but she's got something planned.
And I think you're really gonna likeI'm in Yeah, So Tuesday takeover more
Morgan tomorrow here on the Woody Show. In the meantime, you can leave
us whatever you got on the afterhours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven
forty four Woody find us on socialmedia at the Woody Show. Ju Raby,

(01:44:53):
Menace, see Bass, Sammy.Anything you'd like to add? Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah. Money can't buy happiness,
but it would be really nice todo all your crying in a home
theater, a butler's pantry, ora private tennis court. I'd be willing
to try that out. Yeah,I would do that. Hey, you
know, maybe I'd cry more.Yeah, maybe sad, but hey,

(01:45:15):
tennis court, if I had abutler's pantry, I'd be crying every day,
yeah from joy. But no,you know what I want. I
want there's the houses that have showkitchens. I went and saw this house.
The buddy of mine was doing someav work, like doing all the
wiring for home theater and all thatkind of stuff, and so he had

(01:45:35):
me stop by because the house isunder construction and they're building this thing out.
I walked in. It's gorgeous.I think it's the coolest house I've
ever seen. It has a wholekitchen. There's just for people gathering.
What did people always hang out whenyou have somebody over the group of people
over the house, everybody hangs outthere. It's got sink, stove,
all the stuff that a normal kitchenwould have, except it's just basically for

(01:45:58):
show. Yes, you can usethe refrige rate stuff. You don't cook
there. There's another kitchen off tothe side, and that's where all the
actual cooking takes place. So there'sno digital mess, no mess out whatever.
That's the dream. That's pretty cool. Greg and I were texting about
a kitchen garage. Oh yeah,oh, that's new. That's that's a
new thing you have like on yourcountertops that basically rolling door goes up.

(01:46:20):
I'm all for it. And behindand behind those doors or whatever, that's
where you have all your coffee maker, toaster appliances, coffee, you know,
everything. Who wants to look atthat crap? Nobody. Yeah,
kitchen garage, although that'll be kindof like a dated thing at some point.
Like the Lazy Susan Kage is prettyawesome. Well, they used to

(01:46:41):
kind of have those in the eightiesfor like bread and stuff, right and
went away. We put so muchemphasis on like what do we do with
the bread box? Like so muchis a billion dollars? All right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the
show some of your valuable time thismorning. You know we'd love it,
appreciate you for that. Rest ofyou guys can suck it. We'll catch

(01:47:03):
you back here on Tuesday. Havea great day. SMD Doblem I quit
this bitch.