The Woody Show June 10th 2024 Podcast

Food News, Taste Tests, Headline news & More! 

Episode Transcript

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S is a dune to the graphicnature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show?This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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class is now in session. Goodmorning everybody. We're gonna give a brand
new weekdays monnay right, oh yeah, we get to be here. It's
a Monday. It is June tenth, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome,

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we are Woody Show. Yeah,Moody, that's Raby. Hello.
Happy Monday to you, Greg Gory, Happy Monday. When we got Menace?
What is up? Whatoody? Seebad, Sammy Bort. We got our
employee of the month. Her nameis Caroline. She's here with the nore
the Woody Show production Department. Let'ssee. We've got Morgan Vaughn, who's
our video producer. We're all here. Thank you for being here our guest

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of honor today and always appreciate yougiving The Woody Show some of your valuable
time this morning. Got the phonesopen for you eight seven seven forty four.
What he has always anything you wantto be a part of, just
a shoot as a call, oryou can hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eight seven. We've really been enjoying these weekend cheers
and jeers. Yeah yeah, sowhat was going on this weekend doesn't have
to be anything like a personal thatyou did or whatever. It could be

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anything. Sure, it could besomething he saw in the news, just
cheers and jeers, a good thingand then a thumbs down thing. So
we'll do that. Also happening todayon the show. So what do you
show? Food news? Rib nicemea. Then also we're doing some called
taste and tell. Okay, soit's like show and tell back when you
were in school you would bring like, you know, your favorite toy or

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something you wanted to show the class. It seems like almost every day there's
somebody coming and going dude like Gregwith those creutons, that life changing cres
vegan creutons that he was talking about. Yeah, interested is that what you
brought in? Sure? Is ok? You know it? So yeah,
he brought the vegan crew to Imean, if you guys are ready to
have your life, that's what hekeeps saying. Okay, But anyway,

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so different food items that people herein the studio have been like, oh
my god, I've been wanting totry this or I just try this.
You guys got to check this out. So we're gonna have these different eyes.
We'll see if they're any good andsee if we can collectively make any
recommendations to you. So it's ait's taste and tell noise you're on the
Woody Show today, plus some ofthe trending news headlines where he has got
nerded out birthdays, part of birthdaybefore the hours up here on the Woody

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Show. Excuse me, all right, it was about to come out.
Yeah, I mean, you knowit always does. Yeah, you know,
seventy three percent of women believe thatchivalry is dead. But I have
an example here in the news andsome other relationship related stuff here for you.
But on the on the chivalry thing, you tell me, this is

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not romantic. This is not aman who would like lay down his jacket
over a puddle. Yeah, whichnever made any sense. No, it's
all a story about his sixty eightyear old Walmart greeter in North Carolina who
suffered injuries to his face and headafter being punched in the eye by a
man whose girlfriend was angry that shewas being asked to show her receipt at

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the door, so he got punchedby the boyfriend. So the girlfriend was
asked to see the receipt. Shedid not want to do that, so
this man stepped up for his ladychivalry. According to the police report,
after the employee asked to see thereceipt, twenty eight year old Tomesha Rob's

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started yelling at her boyfriend to quotetake care of him him. So like
the good boyfriend that he is,Trayvon Walden here punched the old man in
his left eye, which caused himto fall to the ground and strike his
head. Now, believe it ornot, investigators, we're familiar with both
Tamisha and Trayvon from previous calls,don't Both were arrested charged with assault.
Trayvon also cited for failure to appearin court and connection with a separate criminal

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matter. But this guy, he'sa Romeo. You see what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's right. Court recordshow that Misha is unemployed while Trayvon
works or worked for an East CoastWings and Grill. So the first of
that's working is the one that goesto jail. They getting like, you

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know, support, continue to supportthe family. First of that's unemployed send
them to jail. Yeah, well, I mean, he's the one that
punched the dick. I understand,but I'm just thinking she was just running
stupid. Yeah, we still thosehealth benefits. Yeah. Now, some
other relationship stats here. Nearly fortypercent of women report that their boyfriends or

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husbands are not very often or neverromantic. Yet seventy five percent of men
claim that they are romantic consistently.Oh, consistently, seventy five percent of
men. But let me ask whatcount? Like? So, if I
like, walk up to my wifeand I, you know, grab her
by the ass and kiss her onthe forehead, is that that's romantic?
Right? Oh? No? Soromantic? Why? What's not romantic about?

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That? Does not count? Why? Romantic? You're showing your love
for her. It's very it's notaggressive. I didn't smack her on the
ass. Come up, se romantic, little little goose? Not romantic?
What? I wouldn't file that underromantic? Oh? That's romantic, all
right? Twenty five percent. Twentyfive percent of women are completely satisfied with
their sex life. Nearly thirty percenttotally unsatisfied, with eight percent saying they

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want more sex. Another forty fivepercent somewhat satisfied but feel there's room for
improvement. Okay. Forty five percentof women don't want their partner friending his
exes on Facebook, compared to twentyfive percent of men who feel it's okay,
though only if he's met her exbefore. So yeah, which I

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mean why Seventy five percent of womensay they peak at their ex's profile occasionally.
Fifteen percent of women admit they doit constantly. Constantly. That must
be a fresh breakup, eh orare you still pining? Yeah, but
that's usually when it's fresh. Ifit's ten years later and you're constantly checking,
that's all all the time. Dueah, that's that's weird. Our friend

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Mike, uh, was with thisguy and like this this was like he
was so obsessed with this person.They broke up and then what for the
next like seven years, eight years, pined away, pined away, you
know the whole, and then theygot back together and then they got married.
Also, Oh yeah, but youknow it worked out yeah sort of

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for now. I mean, Iguess it was the love of their life,
right, well least true. Mymoney is that a is not gonna
last. Wow, No, no, no, I just you know,
maybe inside information. I don't know. Let's see, One in five men
and women indicated that they would tracktheir partner's movements with a GPS implant if
they could trust. Yeah. Morethan two times as many men than women

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would cheat on their partner if theycould get away with it. Oh really,
yeah what? Nearly half of mensay they would dump their partner if
they got fat. However, onlyone in five women would break up with
a boyfriend or a husband who canbecame a fat as Yeah, no one
would be in any relationships. Eightyfive percent of women are comfortable being in

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a relationship with a man who hasa lower income than they do. That's
rare. What's that I said?That's rare? Yeah, that is not
rare, not in this day andage. I don't know about that.
No, I think the women arecomfortable with it. I think it's the
guys who are not comfortable. Right. The guys are the ones who have
like a big hang up about shemakes more money than I do. They
feel like no support, that,they feel like less of a bro.

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You know what I'm saying. Tocelebrate that, I think that's awesome.
I think so too, But there'sa lot of you guys are the exceptions
I feel there's a lot of dudesthat don't feel that way, so dumb.
Four out of five men believe theyshould pay for all dates for the
duration of the relationship, or atleast until it's established, whereas less than
twenty five percent of women say thattheir partner should always pick up the bill.
Well, then whip out the wallet, ladies. Yeah, yeah,

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you think nothing's stopping you. Iknow, it's like all of a sudden,
the bill comes and you like developt rex arms o Chaine to the
wall. Right, if you wantto pay, Hey, yeah, just
do. I've tried to pay formany a lunch with Woody and he never
lets it happen. Okay, butthat's not a date, right, Well,
that's right. But I'm also moreaggressive that way, Like if I
just kind of sat back and youknow, as most people they're just like

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kind of chilling. They're already inthat food come up by the time the
bill arrives and like, hey,you know what, I got this,
And you grab the bill and youjust pay for it, and they go,
oh, no, let me getno, I got it. Yeah,
I've watched you a whole fight.No, I've not got a physical
fight. No, no, there'sno physical fight wrestling for the bill.

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Yeah, wrestling like w W bottlesover the head like Roman style. Yeah.
Yeah. Which, by the way, we talked about things that are
kind of gay, right that.Oh my god. I remember like in
school we would have like you know, it would be football for like a
week in physic and it'd be youknow, different games. When it got
to wrestling, I was thought like, man, this is really weird.

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Like that style of wrestling pretty prettygay. Like there's one dude, like
the whole thing starts with one dudeon all fours, yeah, on the
mat. The other guy comes andbasically mounts them. Oh yeah, and
they blow the whistle and you startlike manhandling. I never missed a wrestling
match. Yeah, but don't saythat to those guys. Man. They
they're very serious about it. I'mtelling you right now. Kind of gay,

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Yeah, agreed, agreed, evena thing in the gay world to
be way into single its those Ohyes, is it really? Oh yeah,
wow, I don't know what thatis the thing that they were,
the ones like a wrestling leotard.Yeah, that's all the way up.
Yeah. Yeah, I remember likeAndre the Giant. Yeah, I had

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a you know, similar kind ofthing, speaking of hotties. Speaking of
hotties. Right, let's see,more than eighty five percent of men still
believe in marriage, with one outof three men stating they will not pursue
a relationship unless they feel that theuh, the woman has wife potential.
Right, I mean, okay,more than the hell more than half of
women's surveyed say they don't feel atall pressured by family, society, or

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friends to get married. I thinkthat's kind of an old timey thing.
Yeah, all pressure to get marriedthing. Yeah, I mean isn't.
It isn't because your parents still reallywant grandkids, so they pressured the marriage
because they want grandkids. Yeah,that's real. I mean I would,
uh, I would. I wouldtell those people like, well, you
know you had I did for aminute there, Like my dad was always
like, well, nothing stopping youguys from having more. Yeah, go

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for it. Yeah, if youwant to make a baby around so bad
that you can adopt one, oryou know, oh, I'm sure you
could buy one on the internet.And then, finally, men ranked having
a family over high profile career asthe number one status symbol for men.
Not sure, not sure, I'mbuy that. I think it's I think

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if you don't have a chance ata high profile in other words, if
it's looking like you're not going tohave a high profile career, I think
you really have to lean to thewhole like families everything, right, you
know, kind of mentality. Notthat family is not important, but I
think if it was like, let'ssay you're twenty five years old, you're
nice and early in your adult life. You're twenty five years old, they
come to you and they say,you know, they angels from heaven.

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They say, sure, all right, you can either have a family or
a high like a you know,or a high profile career. I would
gare and te that the majority ofdudes giving that option they get whichever one
they choose, would go for ahigh profile career. Yeah, I think
so. I think majority. Yes, yes, that's uh, don't know
the percent, but yeah, majorityfor sure. Eight seven seven forty four.

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Wooding, you can hit us upwith the text over to two two
nine eighty seven still shocked, Youguys, don't think that the little little
ass grab and a kiss on theforeheads. Yeah, romantic? I think
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lighting puba can with everythre We arein two another new hour insensitivity training for

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a politically correct world. It isMonday morning. It's June tenth. Yeah,
twenty twenty four. Back at it. I'm whatdy, that's Ravy.
There's Greg Gory, Hi Menace,good morning to you. Good morning,
Woody, Sea Bass. Let's getrocked. I'm like, what, good
morning, Sea Bass. There's Sammy, good morning. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. That'seight seven seven forty four. Woody.

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Hit us up with the text overto two two nine eight seven. I
just realized after seeing a text thatI screwed up big today. I don't
know, you know, we're gonnado the We're gonna do the whole like
taste and tell. Yeah, right, I bought. I bought item and

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then I left item at home.Let me give you a pro tip.
Put something that you want that youneed before you leave the house with an
item you know you're gonna need.I usually do that. I have everything
that have, like right on thekitchen counter with my keys and a couple
other things. And for whatever reason, man, just space the little Caesar's

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crazy puffs. Oh man, wellthey're probably in the fridge, right they
are. Well, they got toleave your keys in the fridge, right,
Yeah, I did. Well,I know people would be bringing stuff
in if we all forgot. That'dbe yeah. Anyway, just looking at
the text, be upset us atext anyway, weekend cheers and jeers.

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Uh so I'll start. My wifeand kids left on Saturday morning, and
so I've had a nice quiet house. Cheers for that. I find I
am the most productive person on earthwhen I'm left by myself. I got
so much done. All this stuffI've been procrastinating work, stuff things to

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get done. I got all ofthat knocked out, and then I even't
did stuff outside. I got tobreak out my saws all cut I cut
down. So I have this onetree in my backyard and one of the
trunks with the leaves, it wasjust hanging over the one side of the
pool and it was really kind ofblocking the kids from being able to jump

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off that side into the deep end. And so I got the reciprocating saw
out and I cut so it's likeone of those has the two trunks,
and so I just cut the oneoff. See and how does how's the
result? It's beautiful? Awkward?No, no, you can't even tell
it was there, Greg, Yeah, I'll have to send you a picture.
Yes, I took a picture.I said it to my wife and

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like checked me out. And it'sanother like kind of landscaping and pruning.
N I got stuff done. Iwas productive good the crazy puffs and then
left them in the fridge. Yeah, now you just want them for lunch.
That was jeer or that was cheerjeer. Two things went to Panda

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Express and the I posted this onour Instagram. The fortune I got in
my fortune cookie I was like,you gotta be kidding me. It says
you are as intelligent as you aregood looking, not good So that was
kind of a bummer. And thenall weekend long, this happened Friday.

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On the way home, I hadlike one of those eighties channels, on
eighties music channels, and this songcame on. It has been stuck in
my head ever since. The songslook it's it reminds me of, you
know, growing up. It's youknow, it's It's not like a song
that I would normally have on anykind of playlist or whatever. I've heard
the song before, but for whateverreason, you know the term earworm,

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Sure it is an ear It's likehow you can hear baby Shark and for
two seconds of it, then it'sstuck in your head for the rest of
it. I don't know if youguys are gonna have the same ram,
but I did read it was botheringme so much. I'm like, oh
my god, how do I getthis song out of my head? And
they did say if you do havean earworm like that, the best thing
to do is to embrace it,like listen to the song all the way

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through, full volume, sing along, if you know the words, and
the idea is that by confronting yourbrain with the full version, the earworm
will end when the song does.I tried it. It didn't work.
Now, Greg, you probably likedthis song. This is a from nineteen
eighty five. I believe Carl Andersonand Gloria Loring friends and lovers about these

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two people who are friends, butlike, what will change if we make
love? Nothing? We'll be friendsand lovers. Son of a bitch.
This song vaguely remember, they don't. Oh that was the friends and I
think I know I stay with me? Yeah? Did in print? Well?

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Yeah, Greg, especially I wouldfigure would know that. I mean,
come on, that hook was andyou were sad it was for whatever
reason. It doesn't It doesn't makeany sense. It was just stuck him
out there cutting down his tree.Why is this stuck in my head?

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I don't know. Oh my god, he was driving me nuts. Good
weekend, weekend cheers and jeers.Menace. Ah, yeah, I got
to see a lot of friends andfamily over the weekend. You say,
yeah, just push through a menace. So I got to see a lot
of friends and family over the weekend, which is great. A lot of

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people I haven't seen for years.Yeah, it's a cheer, and then
the the jeer is like, youknow, I'm from the San Francisco Bay
Area and it's not thriving. Itfeels it's just like, yeah, you
go there and it's just like everyI just like, oh, I remember

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when that store opened, and likeits just closed and I was like,
oh, that's my old metro station. It's just covered it with weeds and
graffiti. And it feels like whatprobably what Detroit went through a lot of
when it just just went started justgoing downhill. And I like, I
traveled all throughout the area and Ijust cannot find anywhere that it just seemed

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like it had life to it,and it was like it was very depressing.
What's all the streets are filled withzombies? All those store finds go
away? Oh, it just memberslive there. They did it to themselves.
Yeah, well the auto industry movedaway. It's just allowed zombies over.
They did nothing about stuff as itwas spiraling downwards, and it changed

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nothing. I saw a story overthe weekend where there's this one stretch of
road somewhere in the Bay area therewhere they are working on it and now
the workers are refusing to finish thejob because they air safety cannot be guaranteed,
not guaranteed, or like like they'renot doing anything for their safety because
these people are like coming up androbbing the street construction guys. Yeah,

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it was so bad, it's likeforget it. And then I felt and
so the streets half done, yeah, and then I felt bad, and
I'm like, oh, well,my friends in film there are still they
have to deal with this on adaily basis up to seere for the weekend,
you know, or they could belike everybody else and move the hell
out of there, like it's justso bad. We talked about how terrible
was it Oakland where they can't evenput new street lights up to flted stop

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signs up where the street lights usedto be, so you know, they're
you know, for not everybody thenknows the area that in Oakland, California,
they had in and out Burger,which was the first location ever to
close one and it out doesn't closelocations. And it's by the Oakland Airport,

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which I which I took, soI drove by and I go,
oh, Also, it's all thebusinesses around the in and out. It's
not just the in and out.No, it is just apocalyptic core still
going through COVID. Oh wow,Yeah, bizarre, so bad weekend cheers
and jeers Ravy Well, cheers tothe Cindi Lauper documentary. It's called Let

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the Canary Sing. It's on ParamountPlus. She's an interesting person, had
an interesting path to fame, shehad overnight success in her thirties and just
kind of breaks it all down.It's really a great watch. I really
enjoyed it. Let the Canary Singon Paramount Plus. My jeers for the
second week in a row involves CaitlinClark. It was the hottest debate over

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the weekend, your New lust.She was left off the Olympic team,
which to me is so short sighted. You have so many eyeballs on the
WNBA. Ye had twenty thousand peopleat a Mystics Fever game on Friday night,
twenty thousand. Yeah, she's justhaving a lot a bunch of women
vote and they're just like hating onher and she can't come off the bench

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and give you like ten good minutesin Olympic game. Yeah, Like,
just think about that, because lookat all the OTHERWNBA players who have it
out for they do. They definitelydo, which is so dumb. That
is bad for business. This isso embracing her badly botched. I can't
even believe we asked why a fewweeks ago. How could they screw this
up? Yeah, yeah, you'redoing a good job at that. She's

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killing it. She's averaging five anda half turnovers a game. You guys
are so scared. Okay, shehad ten in her first game, so
it's going down. But she playedreally well on Friday night in front of
twenty thousand people. She took thehigh road, saying it gives her something
to work toward. Now people arespeculating as to why why Cheryl Reeve is

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the coach of the team She coaches, the Minnesota Lynx, and she has
been critical of Caitlin Clark in thepast and too much coverage on just her
and so Lebron or Otani or likewhoever the best in the game. Is
that she's not the best in thew n b A right now, showing

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up right, but golden opportunity,botch, I don't care who the best
players. Couldn't name the best playerin the w n b A before Clark
saying before Kitlyn Clark got there.Who the hell was paying attention to the
w n b A. There weren't. The NBA was on the come up,
but not where it is now forsure regionally, like with the Aces

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name, across the country, nobodywas really paying attention to the w n
b A. Caitlin Clark is there, and so what will that do.
It'll bring attention and they'll go,oh, hey, this other person who
I've never even heard of it,Hey, it's actually pretty good. Wilson
is also right, this is goodfor you. There's no way shape or
formed bad. Just embrace him.Stunned that it happened, honestly, losers

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booms, Yeah, cheers, Cheersto you USA basketball, Greg Gory.
Weekend cheers and jeers. Cheers toold friends. I hung out with a
friend that we realized we've been friendsfor thirty two years, met him when
I got my first radio job,and we don't see each other all the
time. We barbecued over the weekendand it's like picking up where no time

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went by. It's something that weso easy. Person he used to be
a record person, but no,you guys wouldn't know him. So that
was super fun. Jeers to AmazonAlexa. It's so damn glitchy lately because
I like to play music on theEverywhere group because I have like eighty four
Alexis and it pipes it all throughthe house chair and I say play it

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everywhere. It only plays in thefamily room. Yeah, So then I
say again, play it in theeverywhere group, you know, and then
and then it'll play in the kitchen, but turn off in the bedroom.
I'm like, come on, comeon, it sucked. It's been so
damn And then I just turned themoff. Turn them back on again,
try to reboot it. It's justit's not working lately online. What's that?

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Did you troubleshoot it online? Isure did not, But it's just
to see what you can do.It's been it's a crazy Yeah, it
might be a simple fix maybe everyonce in a while, because I have
one as an alarm clock, likeone of those little like echo shows.
Yeah, it looks about it's likethe size of a magic eight ball,
and it sits there next to thebed and I'll go, uh, you

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know, set my alarm for twoam. And usually it just goes like
you real real quick thing. Everyonce in a while, starts playing like
a little piece of a song,and then like, no, I don't
want the little and I figure likeone of the kids set like a skill
or you know, a theme orwhatever. And there's no quick, easy
way just to see, all right, what theme is set? Yeah,

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you can't just go into a backscreen, says something, and then I
go online and I got to gothrough this big, long process to figure
it out. So Greg, youmight find the answer to your problem just
by googling. When you talk toit too, it does that thing where
you say a word and then onethat's waiting for you to ask your question,
it goes like like it makes aweird noise. Yeah, you could

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turn that off on your app.Okay, I can chow you how to
do that. I'm sure I couldhear that sea bass cheers and jeers,
unfortunately many jeers. Again, there'sa song for cheers. There are several
songs for yeers. Oh, wehave to sit through that other song we
had to hear friends, Do youhave that Sammy? So jeers us cheers?

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Is Sammy really the whole production crew? But I can cover that with
a fantastic cheers that is to theone and only elon musk okay, question,
he's been crashing all kinds of places, all kinds of the Starling satellites,
you know, the rock and allthat stuff is great, but the
big news. So I got anemail saying that, yes, it is
now time for Sea Bass a cybertruck. Oh wow, we out here.

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Is this the dual motor one thatyou wanted? No, no,
no, he wanted to try motorCyberbast. Cyberbast has been designed, It
has been it's in the queue now. Estimated delivery October to December of this
year. Wow. Nice, twopoint six seconds year to sixty eight hundred
and forty five horse power. Twopoint six seconds for here is what garbage
is? Well, let you getit. It's a burn right there.

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That is good burn. Yeah,you'll say that'll be zero to the tang
in my face. This is,of course, the limited edition and Foundation
Series laser expansion, my cyber truck. Did you see the tequila that they
released around it? Oh there's isthere a cyber Teck tequila? Yeah,
there's a new one. We'll geta bottle of that way. Yeah,
tossing it the cyber truck because ofcourse it is that's a rolled steel bulletproof

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package. We have the song ready? Yeah? Are are you going to
get it to protected it any wayshape or form by a wrap of some
sort. Yeah, I am consideringthat. I'm suggest a PPF. PPF
was that? Yeah, So it'sa it's a protection film. So if
you want this the stainless steel look, it won't look any different. Oh
I don't want no, no,no. If I get a rap,
it's because I don't want the stainlesssteel look. Oh okay, Well what

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I'm saying is, though, likewhatever like there, it'll be basically indestructible.
See here's a bunch of kids therealready made. Yeah, don't do
yourself jobs. I see. Yeah. Well, I'm also open to some
sort of themes you know we coulddo. I'm sure there will be the
Lorian versions, like going back tothe future, which would what do you
would bone around again? What aboutthe one we just had with the National

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Lampoon's Vacation Family Truckster Love that's beendone. So I want to do something
a little diff little diffy's so Iopen two suggestions. If you rap just
look like a giant turd, likeI don't know if that's possible. Can
you get like the coolest, mostbadass turd in the world real fast?
What about your jeer? Oh?Jeer? Oh? Well again jeered,

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is what are you not yet playingthe song? Because it's in the system
ready to go? But also ajeer to our cleaning crew here. I
don't know what lazy bunches of crapwe're hiring. But Greg, you talking
about the almonds just the entry toour building, so there's a little key
card to buzz into our doorway.There's like eight almonds on the ground something
like that there for me. Butthey've been suff for several days, so

(29:15):
like no one whether they get raptured. Are they gone this morning for the
first time? But that's just there. That's in indicative of a larger problem.
Greg, Have you also noticed theglass doors in our entryway? I
not, they've been they've been ravy. It looked like somebody gave them a
pressed ham or something. Because becauseand I've been I've been tracking the same

(29:36):
smudge right there where it's not evenlike oh it's a little smudge, big
yeah, somebody has Have they givenup? Have they gone home? Do
we not hire these people? Jeers? Are the lazy cleaning crew, and
there were whoever dropped almonds was mythoughts and thought, I think I'll just
keep on walking. So clearly theyhad their their almonds and their key card
in the same hand, and whenthey went to go buzz in, some

(29:59):
of the almosts dropped before they sawit, and they went they walked away.
Somebody will get it. Yeah,it's the same people who are probably
leaving paper towels and crap and peeksand stuff all over the bathroom. Here's
your Songez, that's the old one. You have a new version. Got
a new banger. Yeah, wehave a new one. We got two
new ones. Yeah, the newones we do have. We do have.

(30:22):
This is the eighties workout. Jamis good. This is good.
This is great. That's good too. Good version is the only two I
have. I gave it to himseveral days ago. Jeers to our terrible
production staff, this is the onlyone's cleaning the doors out front. Yeah,
because all of you, it's theonly getting paid off. Or do
we have the other one? Orsorry? Sea best in submitted work quarter

(30:44):
for that. And also he didn'temail it. He want to sit in
a group chat. So therefore there'sa seven day waiting period to group chat.
That's not hes talking about is ourofficial Slack channel, and we have
asked you so many times to sendstuff through email and not through that chat.
Yep. Sorry, see best can'tlisten. I can't whatsoever. Sorry,
can't listen. You guys are justlazy. Oh all right, anyway,
so this is this is what Igot, Sammy. Your cheers and

(31:07):
jeers? Yes, okay? Wellmy cheers is to Glenn Powell's movie hit
Man being Netflix being the number onemovie on Netflix over the weekend. Yes,
and Glenn Powell started it and cowrote it. My jeers is also
to a scene in hit Man withGlenn Powell, knowing that he was one
of the co writers on it.Woody, I believe that you have the

(31:32):
audio to this, which is thehit Man clip and he uh this is
basically actual audio footage of me andGlen Powell on a day. If you're
wondering, okay, okay, wait, just hear me out. So is
the moon controls the times? Yeah? And more and mostly water? How
can a full non effect ki singthat sense? Well, technically that makes
no sense. Well, it makessense. A phase of the moon has

(31:56):
nothing to do with the gravity.It has to do with shadows. A
baby is just how much of theSun's light we're blocking on the way of
the Moon. You know, thegravitational relationship between the Moon and the Earth,
these two planetary bodies is fixed.So the Moon may look different throughout
the month, but nothing's actually changingon Earth, you know. Okay,
I don't know how it was thatwith Neil grass Dice and Okay, so

(32:17):
it ends like that, like asif what you just said was true.
It's not true. It's half true. And now I have a clip from
Neil de grass Sison to clear itup. The only two things that affect
the tides the mass of the Moonis the mass of the moon higher at
full moon that at half moon.Now it's the same moon. B the
distance to the Moon, the moonorbits us sometimes is closer, sometimes a

(32:37):
farther away. There has nothing todo with the phase. Those the only
two things that affect the strength ofthe tides on Earth from the Moon.
So why do we have a highertide during full moon because the Sun's tides
add to the full Moon's tide.Okay, So it's the Sun though,
and it's still happening during the fullmoon, so to say that it doesn't

(32:58):
affect it is incorrect. They putthis in a movie and did not do
their research on it at all,and then they just went, oh,
okay, oh, you were makingso much sense right now, off to
the club. No, I actuallyapplied Sammy. Cheers to Sammy for doing
a little bit of actual research there. Now. What she did not do,
though, is she didn't connect thefinal step, being that none of

(33:19):
that has to do with anything butyour horoscope and your mood and so on.
Yeah, that's what we're discussing.You're discussing tides and how it would
affect us because we're also water wellto see that that that's the problem is
you did make the final step.It's just because it connects the tithes.
I means you can't prove that hasanything to do with you personal. You
can't prove it. I'm just sayingit makes sense. Does you should do?

(33:39):
You should talk to your friend?Glenn Pound said we could be friends
and lovers. Yeah. Yeah,weekend cheers and jeers. More Woody shows.
Next, Hang on the Woody Show. Here we go on a text
eight one eight the you Woody NowFriends and Lovers are stuck in my head?
So Rane one four. I neverand heard that Friends and Lovers song

(34:01):
I'm getting ready for my day andnow I keeps singing and I'll be yom.
Thanks a lot. Did you everget a song stuck on your head
for absolutely no reason? Like thatone? You heard a song stuck in
your head? I hadn't heard itin months all. For the past couple
of days, I can get notget out of my head mister Jones,

(34:23):
and I hate that song. Youhate mister Jones. I hate mister Jones,
but I didn't even hear it?What's wrong with mister Jones? Yeah?
A lame song? Yeah? Whyis this in my head? Speaking
of lame, I've seen this before. A porch pirate in Ohio stole a
package right after the FedEx driver hadsat it down on the porch. The

(34:45):
FedEx guy was still standing there andthis guy runs up, grabs the package,
just runs away. The FedEx driver'sjust stunned, like whatridiculous? There
was an apple watching there the cops. I have no idea who this guy
is. How do we fix society? Because you know again I was the
crossed over the weekend thing's broken,man, it's all broken. Do we

(35:06):
build mega prisons and just do likejust super harsh punishments where yeah, like
like let's ga, that's what theydo in Dubai. They have like straight
up like the harshest punishments and guesswhat, you can leave your cre keys
on top of your car. Well, let's bring back public executions right there

(35:27):
and we make I think it'll takeprobably a couple of months of that,
and everybody are like, ah fthat dog. Yeah, he's like more
information for anything. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like I was hearing
a story about just like scammers,how they just just don't stop at all.
They fight, just find another anotherway to scam people on something,

(35:49):
and like if we find these scammerslike life. Yeah, I got a
story involving a fun accent has todo with the squatters, you know.
M So, this woman in NorthCarolina, she is struggling to evict these
people. They rented her place onAirbnb and they refuse to get out,
like it's done, the rental isdone, right, but they refuse to
get out, so she's called thecops. They still refuse to leave.

(36:12):
And now the squatters recently put upa no trespassing sign. Oh okay,
real low lives again, fun withaccents. Here's the here's the woman who's
the homeowner. Now they're refusing toleave until we there's an eviction order.
I think they're just trying to gaintime to stay there for free. I
mean, I'm counting on this income. My son is in college, I'm

(36:36):
a single parent. It's wasting mytime, it's wasting my energy, it's
stressing me out. That sucks.That is awful. Yeah. My thing
with those people that do scam forfree rent and it only lasts like a
couple of months sometimes, Like yougo through all that work and effort just
to keep on moving every two monthsjust because you don't want to pay rent

(36:58):
or get a How do their job? How do you look in the mirror
at night and yeah, thank you, I'm fine with this. I'm good.
I'm all right. Yeah fine.I don't think they care. They
have no shame, no shame,just the hassle of constantly moving. I
know. Yeah, but it's betterthan being homeless. I mean, what's
their alternative? I mean, Iguess if you're homeless, to move your

(37:20):
shopping car place productive member of societyYeah, that's your other option. They're
not going to do that. Floridajust changed their laws when it comes to
that stuff. I mean, ohyeah, like you could not be a
squadron Flora anymore. Shouldn't be.They have anywhere they have handled business.
You can say what you want aboutFlorida. It is the white trash capital
of the world, no doubt.But man, they have they have handled
their business. When it comes tothe squatting stuff. They're not making laws

(37:44):
to make it more difficult for thepeople who own the property, right,
yeah, you know, they're notmaking laws that make it easier for criminals
to crime exactly, you know,as it should be. Right, Well,
technically you we're supposed to x yz uh No. I just caught
him stealing my car. Yeah,is that not the dumbest that we've ever

(38:06):
heard? Squatter's rights? Yeah,right, yeah, the term squatter is
right there. I know. Bringbring back old school police brutality, says
the eight one. Okay, yeah, well a lot of times I'll be
on it when I see those videosof someone who is just criming and they
put up even the smallest amount offight and then the officer just you know,
beats the crap out of them ortasers, and people go, this

(38:29):
is a problem. I'm like,I don't see a problem. It's hard
to feel bad. Yeah, it'shard. It's really hard to feel bad.
It is. It is quite avoidable. Yeah, in trouble with the
Law, Yeah, eight seven sevenforty four. He hit us up with
the text over to two two nineeight seven. This is the shoe,
all right. So I'm trying tofind out this guy's name. There's another

(38:50):
name here. Sorry, I wantto give credit where credits? Do you
know what I'm saying? Okay,don't you hate that when you know you
have something sitting there right here itis and you can't find Sipping through work
emails the worst on mobile, it'sthe worst, the worst. And you
have a you have an email thatyou know is there. You're even typing

(39:14):
in like keywords or the whole phrase, and it goes nope, and the
mine you look somewhere else. You'relike, oh no, I didn't have
the phrase, right, you justdidn't see it. Yeah, the keyword
It will bring up every other emailbut the one that you need it.
All right, This is from thisaccount on Instagram. I think it's really
funny. This guy corporate Sween swee n and he does all these like
funny videos pretending to be like abig corporate manager and all the dumb stuff

(39:37):
that corporate management likes to say.And this is the latest one he posted.
It's about Pride Month. I don'tcare if you're a man, woman,
gen z, millennial, Republican,Democrat, black or white. This
month we're all gay. Bring itup on customer calls. Tell your clients
that you're celebrating. Hey, Pat, it's Sween Happy Pride months. How

(39:58):
are you great? Great? So, how's the contract looking? You ready
to move forward? Post about iton LinkedIn, Get creative, update your
profile picture. Things will go backto normal next month. But for the
month of June, you are gay, no exceptions. That's right, Yeah,
you see it. You guys gotthat rainbow filter you know, uh
yeah, making you're making big strides. Yes, everything changing, everything,

(40:21):
everything, Everything's changing right July firstover? Anybody happy Pride month? Though,
so funny, it's so true becauseeverybody goes out of their way,
like just to pander and sure,of course, yeah it's transparent eight seven
forty four wooding it with the textover to two two, nine eighty seven
as a person who's currently peeing asI laugh and shoots That morning the Woody

(40:51):
show Man, we are into anothernew hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Monday morning. It'sJune tenth, twenty twenty four. On
Woodie. That's Rady Greg Gorey,Good morning, Good morning. We've gotten
minutes. What is up, WoodySea Bass, Who've got Sammy phones are

(41:14):
open? Eight seven seven forty fourWoodie that's eight seven seven forty four Wooding
hit us up with that text overto two to nine eight seven. We
got some Woodies show Food, News, Noice and this is you know,
show and tell. Back when youwere in school, you have something that
you just wanted to show all yourfriends, something really cool that you got,
maybe for a birthday or whatever,and it was show and tell you

(41:35):
bring it in. But here whereit's all about food, it's a Taste
Intel. Yes I love that oryeah. So we got Taste Intel coming
up because there's been some things hererecently that people on the show have been
talking about, just raving about.Yeah, but we want to see what
the what the hype's all about,and so they brought some of those items
in like Greg and those cruetons thathe was going on and on about vegan

(41:58):
cruits, vegan crude. You thinkso it was the return of Jesus was
talking about the way that Greg talksabout it. I just hear vegan cruton
and I go, I was withyou. Yeah, all right, let's
see what's in the food news here. First, let me get a d

(42:21):
that was and starting with something thatwe recently had here in the studio,
there's a New York City restaurant thatis selling at pizza topped with Durian Durian
fruit from southeastern Asia. It's adelicacy there here. Just stinks. We

(42:43):
really run out of that, yes, yeah, and yeah, it's so
overwhelming. If you've never smelled durian, it has been mistaken for a gas
leak in the past, like people, oh my god, they're gas looking
somewhere. It's I mean, I'mnot tasting it, no way, taste
bad, right, Yeah, ittastes fine, actually, but you got

(43:05):
to get past You can't get itclose enough to your face for me to
taste it and be in the roomwith it. Yeah. DT restaurant just
got a bunch of creams. Yeah, but yeah, they got Can you
imagine how that smells baking? Likeyou can't even go in there. I
don't know if it's like one ofthose places you can go sit and eat.
Yeah, it smells like. Wendy'sis debuting a new triple Berry frosty

(43:31):
today. It's a combination of BlackBerry, raspberry, and strawberry flavors. But
here's the thing. Saying hello tothe triple berry means saying goodbye to the
delicious orange Dreamsicle frosty that would dothis is so good. That orange creamsicle
frosty was so good. That's abummer. But I'm willing to try the

(43:52):
triple berry frosty. That sounds prettygood too. Could you not like cream?
It's so weird? Stuff so goodsnew from Goldfish, you know the
cracker people raybe yep, Dill flavoredgoldfish crackers. I mean, I like
deal flavored crackers and chips yep.Not the biggest fan of goldfish though.

(44:15):
I feel like they're very dry.Yeah, I mean they're also isn't that
all crackers? I know, butI think it rich. I do love
a good moist cracker, but Imean, like just dry in the fact
that it's you know what I mean, I do. I mean, I'm
willing to try it. I dolike deal flavored stuff. Okay. Some

(44:36):
other food news. Food news deliveryjust got even easier. Amazon and grub
Hub. They have teamed up,so now you could place your grub Hub
order directly on Amazon if a customeris a Prime members so hard earlier if
you if you're a Prime member,you have a grub Hub Plus membership,
which is worth one hundred and twentydollars a year's included. Yeah, but

(44:58):
you're right. I mean, Iwas saying, how is this easier?
I guess it's just the discount there. Oh yeah, I mean if you
open up your grub Hub app,it'll be there's a spot there to say,
hey, I'm an Amazon Prime member. Done and done. Some other
food news. The hottest trend infood right now is apparently swicy swicy,

(45:20):
which is the you know, thesweet and spicy stuff. This ratcle from
chips, popcorn, burgersed, icecream, frozen pizza, alcohol, even
Starbucks. There are spring lemonade flavorslike spicy dragon fruit and spicy pineapple.
Beverage brands are punching up their offeringsby having a spice bowled swicy flavor or
just outright heat. Yeah, becauseit's like Coca Cola has that spicy and

(45:44):
that I'm not a fan of hot, don't want that. No, just
spicy. It doesn't have to behot. It could be outright heat or
just some kind of like spice flavor. Some of it's okay, some of
it's you know, fine, butI don't need I don't need spicy Coca
Cola you know's. And for decades, Doctor Pepper has trailed Coca Cola and

(46:07):
Pepsi in the soda war. Butnow Doctor Pepper has tied with Pepsi for
the country's number two carbonated soft.Yeah, so good, good for them,
because now you've heard of ter Ducan. Well, now there's a restaurant
in New York City offering chobster chopster, okay, with a whole roasted chicken

(46:30):
stuffed with the head of a mainlobster yours for only two hundred and fifty
Yeah, chicken lobster might be allright. You get that if you go
to like Benny Hannah, you canget that combo. I'll take the chicken
and the lobster. Yeah, they'lldo that fifty dollars get justified. Yeah,
I guess what I dotes. Yeah, it's a whole roasted chicken.

(46:53):
It's not just a piece of chickenand fifty look with a look they charged
for just like a like a chickendish at a really nice restaurant. Right,
and that's not you don't get thewhole chicken. This is the whole
chicken at a nice restaurant, andalways a premium for the lobster. Look,

(47:15):
this is Martha Stewart's chopster. Lookat that chops giving birth as again
it's it looks like something out ofa horse. All right. They're one
more piece of food news news fromthe world of Eminem's greg What they've announced
the new flavor which are could beout this fall, Eminem's milk chocolate pumpkin

(47:38):
pie. Yeah, I love pumpkinpie. Look, I'll take one for
the team. I'm willing to try, Yeah, to try I'll try it.
I don't know if i'll try one. You can't just try one.
You have to have like a smallhandful. That's how. That's how you
try Eminem. You need a goodsampling. You can one have one.

(48:02):
It just that does not sound.Yeah, all right, we're gonna take
a quick break, will come back, and then we're gonna have taste and
tell We're different. But who broughtsomething in? And I did? I
forgot my stupid thing? All right? So one break? Did? Three?
Four? Yeah? All right?All right, So we got a
few things that a couple of peoplehere on the show have been excited to
share with everybody. We'll see ifthese things are any good? Does it

(48:24):
do the vague these vegan uhons liveup to the hype that Greg has mean
way too high? Already backing down? Yeah, So that's the Woody show.
Taste in Tell coming up next afterthe break, hang on, And

(48:46):
now that we have Food News doneand all update there, people are like,
well, why don't you mention theTaco Bell cheese in I don't old
news for this show? Are youkidding? Covered that Food News talking about
news, it's actually two weeks ago, right, that was the announcement it's

(49:07):
out now to the general public,and we covered that in last week's Food
News that it would be this weekthat it's out. But can't even try
it? Oh just me? Okay, Well, we talked about it since
the Super Bowl because That's when Itried menace being knowing about it. Be
known about it, right, comeon? I had the crunch trap version.

(49:29):
It's tough with the They have atoast Ota style version too, which
I think is probably the way togo. Okay, because once you throw
it on time within a crunch trapwith the bee from cheese and baa blah,
that's what I was asking, Howdoes the cheese it even hold up
to that? Well? Yeah,Unfortunately, there's no way we could try
it on air because they would cheese. It would be mush. Yeah,
and it doesn't really cut through thecrunch wrap. So I would try the
toast version, Okay, Yeah,I would. Yeah, it's gotta be

(49:52):
one that you have to have fresh. Oh yeah, give it three minutes
and things right up to drive throughwindow, you know. Yeah? All
right? So who wants to gofirst? Taste and tell Greg? I
feel like, since you've been talkingabout this for so long, you should
go first. Okay. So Iwas at Trader Joe's. I wanted to
get salad stuff to make for dinner, and I needed croutons, and I
thought, well, I don't wantto go to a different store just to

(50:12):
get croutons. But the reason Ididn't want to get theirs is because they
have this big word on the bagthat says vegan, and I thought,
how lame and gross will that be? So these are, but I didn't
want to make another stop, soI said, screw it. I'm getting
some Trader Joe's Rosemary croissant croutons croissantchunks, and they are vegan. These
are different consistency than see the bag. Yeah, and then when I tried

(50:37):
them, there's like a like adeep richness to the flavor their buttery.
They have just such a you know, in a salad. It's just so
they are made from croissants. Wethink, yeah, they're croissant chunks vegan.
You can see the big puffs ofair. They're not an overly crunchy,

(50:57):
not hard. They're not dense likea normal crude time would be where
it's like a little piece of gravel. They do have a crunch to them,
but very light and flaky. Andit's just got to say deep richness
to it. I love it reallygood. I would argue, so good,
you know it probably is greg thecroissants. The big puffs of air

(51:19):
in there allow for the flavoring toreally penetrate. It really does penetrate.
Up next time I'm Trader Joe's.Like the most life changing addition to a
salad A very strong rosemary flavor.Yeah, it's good like rosemary. I
avoid these well for sure, veryrosemar mary forward. You know how I
feel about all things vegan, like, oh, try it, it's vegan.
You won't know it is good.Isn't that great? Ye a pluster

(51:40):
Trader in correct it. They betternot discontinue these. You're so good.
Yeah, I can't even my fingeron it. Like it's like a richness
to it. Right from Trader Joe's. It's called called rosemary croissant croutons.
Okay, noise, these are eatalone food. Oh yeah, yeah you
could. I've been. I've hadfour already. It was really good.

(52:04):
Ixagine making stuffing, you know whatit meant. You know it does these
plant based butter. That's how it'svegan. Which is palm oil, which
doctors said on you, Oh yeahyou palm oil. Is this gonna be
this decade like bugaboo, It's gonnabe this decade of sugar, This decade
people are gonna say, well,they're gonna say all seed oils. Avoid
those seed oil But why like whathappens? They say? The the the

(52:27):
hypothesis is that that's actually why everyone'ssuch a giant obest pig these days,
because if they've been tracking, likechloric intake portion sars, all that has
gone up. But people are outpacing that we're getting fatter than we should
be. And a lot of there'sa group of doctors and nutritionists who think
it's seed oils and palm oilstched theloyals things like that. Okay, whatever,
whatever, they're good, but it'sworth it. Whatever, fantastic it

(52:52):
was. Next up with taste andtail. I'll go. I have these
lais wavy Cuban sandwich joints and youknow what I have in the store.
Yeah, I thought, you knowwhat, like a good cube. Let's
try these smells very hammy and bacony, So Sammy's out. I don't smell
bacon. It definitely smells like amlike very pickle forward, very pickle forward.

(53:21):
Not bad. Not it's pretty goodto you, not good. I
think it's mid. I wouldn't buya bag. It's definitely I definitely get
the Cuban sandwich flavor. Like there'ssome mustard in there. This is too
much. There's mustard, there's pickle, there's ham. Yeah, pick one,
pick one sandwich. That's so strangetasting. I don't think it works

(53:45):
for it. Do you have aCuban sandwich? Off the air, we
found out a little more to whySammy hates bacon. She also hates what
topic on pizza pepperoni because why becauseto me, it's like it's cooked lunch
meat. So it's like lunch meatthat's spoiled, that's gone bad. I
like pepperoni, but I don't likeit that's spoiled. I would never have

(54:08):
any sort of cooked lunch meat.Another person that's off the Food news island
Woody Harry Harry meat, Hello,Brownie. We're talking about other things that
this is, Like pepperoni is asmainstream as a gainst. And I'll pick
off the pepperoni and then eat it. I mean, I'm not so far

(54:29):
to say, oh I can't.What do you mean you'll pick it off
and like if it's still cooked.No, no, no, I'll eat
the pizza with the pepperoni off oflike after I pick it off, I
won't just say I can't have thisat all. I've been known to take
slices of pepperoni, put them ona baking sheet and bake them to their
cris and make little pepperoni chips outof them. So good. I can't

(54:51):
just say, what's that? What'sthe what do they call that? Cup
and char pepperoni? So good?Grease cups? Yeah, the crunchiness,
the greasiness, yeah, yes,man. So while I was searching for
the lays, I did see thesefreedo's that were there's a flavored twists.

(55:12):
They're caso, and I was lookingat them, and one of the workers
are like, oh, those arepretty good aos cavor flavored free I grabbed
it. So just caso, okay, caeso flavored, right, flavored twists.
I will say, I don't getany caso, but I like them.
Yeah. It's like a it's likea flavored free do little a little

(55:36):
like barely spicy, barely Yeah,you know, I'm getting I'm getting the
hint of like you know, whenyou get like a like a rotel,
right, like a rotel kind ofcheese dip and people put the little little
peppers and stuff in there. I'mgetting that. I wish it did.
I did wish I do wish youhad more cheese flavor. You know,
you know what you could do withthese little twists. Dip them in caso.

(55:58):
You want a next level fatness,you choose from them. They're good.
These aren't bad. Yeah, yeah, I like that. It's like
a spiced freedo. Yeah like that? What do you think, Sammy?
I don't like it? Figure,Wow, given Raby a run for money.
Usually Rave is the one that doesn'tlike anything food wise. I can't
eat this. I can't eat that. You're so restricted. I don't like

(56:21):
this. What milk? You have? Like four things? Yeah? Not
sure, Greg, what do youthink? Not a huge fans? I
mean they do have a nice amountof spiciness to them. Good crunch,
but yeah, I would not buythese. So since, uh, you
don't like anything, but you didbring in something like, yes, what

(56:43):
is this? It looks like testicles? You I've noticed that and all of
our taste tests. You guys don'ttypically go sour on anything. You're very
sweet and savory, and I likesour things. And this is called fruit
riot. It's a thing. Youcan get it at Walmart in other places.
This one is sour grapes. It'sfrozen. You keep it in the
freezer. So it's frozen grapes withlemon juice and then sour candy coating on

(57:07):
top. And you can get one, you can get pineapple. They have
different flavors, but this one isgrape. I okay, fruit. It's
very sour. I like you eatthat by choice? Oyea? Yeah,
it's pretty good. I mean again, if you like sour things, it

(57:28):
is very sour. If you cutthe teeth, yeah, that cuts the
sour. Yeah, it's good.Yeah. And it is a little bit
healthier because it is grape, sofruit healthy fruit and lemon juice, you
know, other than the candy yougot there? How many grams of sugar
per serving? Uh? They don'tusual. Where is that sugar? Sugar?

(57:54):
Sugar seven grams? And what's theserving is? Let's see servings per
container? Calories? What does itsay? What do you say for added
sugar? The grape serving should beso many bare U five two grams regular
five grams added, so seven gramstotal, but forty five forty five calories

(58:14):
for the whole Thing's time for oh, here you go, menace. What's
the serving size? So eight servingsper container? One out serving one out.
When they do that, tell mehow many goddamn grapes. Here's what
I always do with anything I buy, is I just what's the whole bag?
What's the whole bag? Menas eightserving times forty five calories per serving?
The whole bag is what did youjust say? Eight servings time forty

(58:36):
five per serving? Oh, eightdivided by forty five, not divided multiplied.
Sammy's chuckling. Yeah, you wantto use You can use your pen
and paper if you want. Wecan come back to that while I'm I'm
going to argue over math. Idon't know that. I'm going to tell
you right now, don't know theanswer. What's eight times for? But
can't you figure it out the penand paper? Oh, I'm gonna do

(58:59):
eight times for So that's thirty twookay times ten to get forty wait times
thirty two times ten? Uh comeon, man, let's see three and
twenty. Okay, five times,and so we're almost there. We have
forty times eight. Now we addfive times eight, which is five times

(59:20):
eight. Uh wait, what fivetimes eight? What's five times eight?
Oh? Five times eight is fortyall right? So add that to the
number you already had the thirty threehundred and three hundred and sixty. Yeah,
okay, that's math man. Wow, that's how you math in the
chip. Congratulations, you've earned anothercrewton and chip. We're gonna take a

(59:45):
quick break and we have one more. We have Sea Basses. It's from
It's from pop culture guys. Allright, So Sea Basses Taste and Tell
that is next. Hang up.Oh yeah, oh yeah, show will
be right back. Think you theWoody Show, all right, welcome back

(01:00:06):
to Sea Bass last up. Andhe always puts a lot of thought and
preparation into these food things, youknow, Chef Sea Bass and Taste and
Tell. We had those vecan crudetons from Greg which turned out to be
legit, don't git right? Yeah, I agree Greg. They're really good
other than this being with seed oilyou know, I know, lot of

(01:00:27):
inflammation, damn it. Yeah.And then Menace had those a couple of
different chips, the Cuban sandwich laysand then the which we had those sour
grapes, Sammy it was. Andwhat do you got for a sea bass
We'll pull up in my the audiofolder over there. Wood He because this

(01:00:47):
next clip ripped from the headlines.If you have seen the new South Park.
I guess they call it movies onParamount Plus where they really really just
double episodes, right, okay,And they got like one hundred milli bajillion
dollars from Paramount for doing it,so good for you. To South Park
guys, Well, it's all aboutozampic, will go be et cetera.
And the kids, the South Parkchildren, they're trying to formulate their own

(01:01:09):
ozempic because they know it's a bigmoney maker. Who tried on But of
course Cartman and they say, well, okay, ozempic is supposed to curb
your appetite. And Cartman said,aha, I have a test for this.
If this can make it so Iwouldn't eat my favorite thing, then
I'll know that this ore ozempic works. And this is Cartman's recipe. I

(01:01:29):
need to make a cereal bomb,give me Coco Puffs, Captain Crunch,
and a bucket of CAFC hurry.I think these drugs totally work. Hey
do My favorite thing in the worldis eating a cereal bomb and taking it
to the same time to make moreroom. I always think the chocolatey chicken
milk left at the bottom, butit's still sitting there. Wow. All
right, so wo sea bass righthere has a bucket of KFC with cocoa

(01:01:52):
puffs and captain crunch. Oh wow, So let's turn those lights up a
little bit over there so we canreally get a good look over there.
Great, all right, up there'sthe lights. Okay, nice? Yeah,
all right, So we don't haveeverything in there yet, right the
milk you don't want to get Isee you want to Oh wait, okay,

(01:02:13):
you want to keep the chicken skinnice and crispy. Also, I
could dump dump some of the captain. Oh I love captain. I have
captain to get mixing their menace.Yeah all right, Wait does he put
the KFC in the cereal? Ohyeah, this is going all over it's
the bucket. Hold on milk.Okay, we eat the milk. Oh
hello, coca puffs everyone. Mostof the syrup is went on the floor.

(01:02:35):
Alright, but just we've covered.Of course, the cleaning people will
get they'll get to that. Noproblems all over the floor too. All
right, you're coming to milk.Oh, it's even whole milk. Nice
because you've got to ruin a bucketwith milk. What do you mean,
waiste? As you just hurt inthe clip. He loves eating his favorite
thing, chocolate chicken off the bottom. We're not doing to be fair to

(01:03:00):
South Park. We're not doing thison the toilet as you're supposed to.
And they do our studio, Yeah, exactly, and they do. They
do an upgraded version later in theepisode. They call it a bomb Inheimer
or something. Some of that milkso we can use it for the Captain
crunch. Everybody wants a crunches.What his favorite all the time? Right?
No fruity pebbles. Oh okay,but it's good, all right,

(01:03:21):
go for a menace. Get someskin in there. Yeah, mix it
with the chicken. Oh wow,look at that. You're probably you're probably
better off just picking up a pieceof the chicken and getting this, like
getting your spoonful together. I gotit. That's just the cereal. But
it's no he got some chicken onthe chicken. Okay, wow, success,

(01:03:45):
got a lot of skin in thatone. Pick up like a drumstick
and see if the skin soaked ina chocolate chicken milk is yeah, okay,
there we go. That's just awhole fist full of skin and cocoa
puff that's your favorite, Greg,you love the chicken. It's very milky,

(01:04:08):
Yeah, exactly, it's creamy andit's like cream a lot of fried
chicken, chicken, fried chicken likebreaded in cereal sometimes all right, minutes,
what are you giving the South ParkCereal Bomb? I'll give it drinks
the milk man. I drinks themilk the whole drink out of the bucket.
Yes, yeah, before you giveus your spoon, spoon, just

(01:04:30):
put the spoon down, click itup like yeah, like a big cup
and get a get some of themilk in there. Oh yeah, that's
disgusting. It's very is it chickeny's? It feels like oily milk? Milk?

(01:04:50):
Are you getting any of the Captaincrunch in there? Just the oil
and milk? You want to spendlike a half hour on the toilet?
The cell Park Cereal Bomb? Whatare you giving that? On scale of
one to ten, I'll give ita six? A six. Really that's
the best. Maybe if it wasinfused like these like these layers we had,

(01:05:14):
or maybe if we blend it.Well, that's the idea as the
milk, as the milk gets allthe ingredients and absorbs and it is infused
over time that they get a flat, different even flavor profile. Yeah,
just just blend it and making ita smoothie. Yeah, that would be
so good. Sure, we areinto another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It is Mondaymorning, Yeah, June the tenth,

(01:05:41):
twenty twenty four. Woody Bravy,Yeah, Greg Gory Menace. Hi,
there's sea mass. We've got Sammyphones are open eight seven seven forty four.
It's eight seven seven forty four.What you can hit us up of
the text over to two two ninetyseven. And boy do we want to
hear from you this hour because wegot some dire of topics all right,
right, love the diarrhea of themstuff. I'm just throwing these things out

(01:06:05):
there. We got four things,okay, and you can reply and respond
to any of them this whichever oneyou think you have a really good answer
for or a really good piece offeedback for us. All right, So
question number one, what is somethingyou're oddly proud of but you rarely talk
about? All right? But rarely? Yes, ok, either because you're

(01:06:29):
embarrassed to be proud, or youthink people might judge you for it,
but you're oddly proud of it.Okay, I'll give you an example.
Yeah, I spit yesterday and itwent so far. I'm like, wow,
cool, but I'm really good.I'm really good at I was by
myself, wife and kids aren't home, but you know, like I hawked
as Louga had to go one fifteenfeet oddly you were. Yeah, all

(01:06:55):
right, So that's question number one. Question number two, what's that one
opera tunity you feel like you missedout on. What's that one opportunity you
feel like you missed out on?Easy? Easy? Number three? Worst
do it yourself, handyman moment,like you, I can do this,
I can. Yeah, this isyour toilet seat, well, entire toilet.

(01:07:17):
Let's not read his advice history overhere. Uh huh. I thought
it was the watching toilet seat.He told you many times. It was
the whole toilet. Okay, yeah. Yeah. And then question number four,
what's the food that you tried oncebut you're never gonna eat it again?
Easy? What a Yeah? Mostthings? Yeah? Yeah, no,

(01:07:38):
Yeah. What's the one food thatyou tried once but you'll never eat
it again? Those are the fourquestions. Phones are open eight seven,
seven forty four Woodie or hit usover with the text over to two to
ninety seven. What is something thatyou're oddly proud of but you rarely talk
about anybody else in the room havesomething? Oh yeah, I love the
fact that I've spent over fifteen hundredhours on my animal crossing eye. I

(01:07:59):
am out of it. You nevertry that. I found that many hours
in life to do it. Wow. About to say you could have learned
all sorts of I could have doneso many things. Maybe you talk about
you want to learn how to playpiano. I know it. I tried
fifteen plus. What's your sea bass? The size of my skull? Sell

(01:08:20):
out of it? Well, becauseit's it's like, hats never fit me,
right, I'm just got the sameproblem. So he has to be
flex fit or a special order.When I did the Western movie, they
had all those You had a cowboyhat for you. I like, none
of these old fits like, well, I've heard all the time. No,
I'm telling you, none of thesewill fit and fit. But they
had a great guy on the hats, such a stretching station on site.

(01:08:41):
Wow, he does custom hats.The the new era thirty nine thirties,
the large extra large that fits prettybig sized domes. You should try those
out also, because we have likewoody show hats like the one I'm wearing.
Oh is that? And then alsothe other ones that are really good,
like Joe Cooy he had all thesehats and that he sent me this
hat and it's so big it doesn'teven fit me. It's a seven and

(01:09:02):
three quarters I can fit out andthat's even too big. Oh yeah,
seven three quarters is about right forme. Wow. Okay, that is
a big nogget. Yeah, oddlyprobably by my brain's so big, but
oh, probably why I'm proud ofit. Right, I'm kind of oddly
proud that at my advanced age,I don't need reading glasses. Everybody that

(01:09:23):
I know needs reading That's true,and I'm very excited that I don't need
them. Now are you just indenial? Are you being like no?
I mean I would absolutely wear themif I needed them. Oh, shure.
I test. This one says I'moddly proud that I've won fifty thousand
wins in Tetris during an online tournament. Wow. This one says I'm proud
of my boobs. It's weird,but they're just beautifully perky great hashtags and

(01:09:46):
picks. Yeah, what's the what'sthe one opportunity you feel like you missed
out on? Eight seven, sevenforty four? What do we have?
Vince? Who's calling in about thatone? Good morning? Vince's okay,
good morning guys. Hey, Sowhat is it for you an opportunity you
feel you missed out on? Uh? Well, I actually was going to
go to a small D three schoolin West Virginia for baseball, but unfortunately

(01:10:12):
I was born at the heart issue, so my mom didn't let me.
She said I was too far away, and they didn't Yeah, they didn't
know uh that, like they hadgood doctors or whatever out there. So
yeah, I kind of missed outon that. So I always looked back
at it and like, you know, what, what if you know,
the life awful possibility? Yeah,what if I had played baseball in college?

(01:10:32):
It could have gone pro or atleast been on the Savannah bananas you
know. Yeah, yeah, Iwould have been sick that happened to me
with I asked. I was askedto be on a traveling team for soccer,
and my mom want to let medo it because she didn't want to
deal with Yeah, I did tellmy son the same thing when it came
to hockey. I'm like, bro, we are not the travel sports family.

(01:10:56):
Also, you're gonna have to playhouse league, my friend. Isn't
it weird? Hell? Like,especially in hot like, if you're not
a probe by the age of thirteen, you're never going to be a pro
right essentially? Yeah, well,like almost know when in hockey goes to
college and then graduates at twenty twoto twenty three and then get they get
on the smaller teams. Yeah,you gets keep working their way up.
I mean some go to play college, which is yeah, it's great,

(01:11:16):
great for a scholarship like college.But like there are players in the NHL
that went to like Minnesota and youknow team colleges that are known for producing
hockey players. Go to A Lisa, Good morning, a Lisa. How
are you? I'm great? Anyright, So what's what is an opportunity?
You feel like you missed out onmy senior year of high school?

(01:11:38):
Your senior year? How do youmiss your senior year of high school?
I dropped out to get my gedWhy did you drop out? Yeah?
I was in a relationship with someonewho wanted to get married. I was

(01:11:58):
eighteen that and I was like,yeah, I'll drop out of high school,
get my GED, you will getmarried. One of my biggest regrets.
Get I still married. You're happilymarried, got kids. Nice set
up, he makes no shocking.No, that relationship ended pretty soon after

(01:12:21):
the plan. Wow, so youcouldn't have gone back? Like that's the
thing when you when you drop outof high school, Like you can't re
enroll and just finish out like whateveryou need. Yeah, but it's not
your senior year with your friends peoplethat you've senior year. I'm saying,
but instead of getting a GED,like you couldn't just like, uh,
people go back to college to getthe credits they need to get their degree.

(01:12:43):
There's not like some other kind ofthing like oh well I could have
got my regular bachelor's you know andwhatever, but now I can't get that.
I got to get the the GEDequivalent of a bachelor's. Like you
can't just go back and you know, do that last six months or whatever
you missed out on. If Ihave already gotten my GED, I probably

(01:13:03):
would have tried. Yeah, youcould be like a forty year old high
school senior, you know. Yeah, it's really cool. I have recurrent
dreams that I am my age andmy senior year. Yeah. Yeah,
I think there's movies like that too. R Lisa, thank you so much
for calling and appreciate you listening tothe Woody Show. There's that's the criminal
cases like that time. Let's goto Jermaine Hey, Good morning, Jermaine.

(01:13:28):
Jermaine may Hey, good morning,good morning. When I'm oddly proud
about it is that I got tobe stick to me and I don't got
to worry about get anybody else pregnant. Yeah, dude high five is proud
of his too. No, it'snot that I'm proud of it. I
just think, like, wow,that's the easiest thing I've ever done.
Like you get you get really mindaft about it before you do it,
but then you realize how easy itwas. And now it's great because you

(01:13:50):
can put that stuff anywhere and shouldexactly and nobody could say, oh,
I'm pregnant, you're the father,Nope, in mine. That's right,
that's right, you're committee, allright, Jermaine, thank you. Yeah,
that could be your STD's Yeah,all right. So the questions we
got we got the phones open eightseven seven forty four Wooding, what's the

(01:14:12):
worst do it yourself handyman moment you'vehad? What's the food you tried once
but we'll never eat again? Acouple of the other ones that we've already
taken calls on, what's the oneopportunity you feel like you missed out on?
And then what's something you're oddly proudof but you rarely talk about?
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie textus over to two two nine eighty seven
more of your feedback. Next show. We'll be right back back operating because

(01:14:41):
you were here now. Now isa Woody show, all right? Going
back to our diarrhea of topics.What is something you're oddly proud of but
you rarely talk about, what's theone opportunity you feel like you missed out
on, what's your worst do ityour self handyman moment? And what's the

(01:15:02):
food that you tried once but you'renever gonna eat it again? Eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. That's eightseven seven forty four Wooding One. Then
I'll never try again shark. Idid not enjoy shark. Try that seafood
as well? Raw oysters, rawoyster. I almost vomited that thing right
back, done, and the oneopportunity. I feel like I missed out

(01:15:25):
on the social aspect of college.I didn't go to college, but if
there's one thing, because I didn'tneed college for anything else, it turns
out. But I always hear peopletalk about like the social life, the
social aspect of college. It soundslike so much fun. Yeah, I
feel like I do feel like Imissed out on that super fun. All
right's go back to the phones andlet's see how about Bob. Hey,

(01:15:47):
good morning there, Bob. What'sup dude? Good morning? All right?
So, uh, what is itfor you? An opportunity you feel
like you missed out on? Crappyfollow Hold on, we're gonna come back
to it. We should have goneto both. Why why? Why?
I knew we had phone issues withthem? Oh I didn't know that was

(01:16:09):
That was a different person. Ohdamn, that was Jonathan. Let's try
out here, all right. Jonathanwas the guy that we were talking to
off the air because there's a littlephone issue there. Hey Jonathan, good
morning, good morning. How areyou doing all right? Guy? Yeah?
So uh, what about you?Let's go back what's something you were
oddly proud of? But you rarelytalk about my parking skills. Just sometimes

(01:16:31):
cops don't even know where you canpark or where what you can do.
I'll be like, yeah, sure, you're fine, I'll come back later.
My car said, I got athree hundred dollars ticket. Wait your
car eisode Yeah, because I parkedwhere a cop told me to. I
was like, hey, that's goodof a parker. Yeah, I told
us fine, came back three hundreddollars ticket later, And you're proud of
this. I'm proud that I knowwhere to park nowhere. When we're talking

(01:16:56):
about parking skills parallel I thought maybeyou were the best parallel parker in the
world. Yeah. See, nowthat's my time money what he's legit great
at it. Like I don't knowhow. I don't know really who even
taught me, But like, forwhatever reason, I can parallel park anywhere.
My parking skills are fantastic. I'vebeen there, I've seen it.
Yeah, you got turned on.Let's go back to Bob, Bob,

(01:17:18):
are you there now? I amhere? There is a right, So,
Bob, you missed out on whatopportunity I actually missed out on becoming
a ground floor owner of Red box. I don't know. I like where
the DVDs and stuff that you rentthe grocery stores? Yeap? Oh yeah,

(01:17:40):
So what was it? Like afriend of yours and started and like,
how'd you miss out on ground floground floor investing on that? So
I answered a postcard to come tothis informational dinner and had nothing to do
that night. So I went toit, and for a two hundred and
fifty dollars initial investment, I wouldhave made nine cents for every dread.

(01:18:05):
Wow, oh my god. Sothere's a guy who works in our office.
What he does besides his regular joball days he sits there and does
stock trades. Yeah, you guysknow who I'm talking about. And anyway,
I was talking to him last weekand we were talking about in video.
So in vidio stock market evaluation.By the way, he hit the

(01:18:26):
three trillion dollar mark last week.Uh huh. So it overtook Apple to
become the world's second most valuable company, which is Microsoft is number one,
and so in Vidia now is numbertwo. He had he had in video
at one point sold it because hethought, oh, couldn't get much better.
What he missed out on was aboutanother million dollars. It might have
even been two million dollars, buthe had this thing at such a price,

(01:18:50):
and this thing is just everybody's beentalking about this stock in Vidio just
exploded. Yeah, exploded. Yeah. I made some money off damn.
Yeah, I got it pretty early. Well, I can afford a bucket
a KFC chick in my friend thirtyone dollars. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking
of which, let's go to Maria. Good morning, Maria, good morning.

(01:19:12):
Bye. Hey, So, what'san opportunity that you missed out on
Intel in nineteen eighty eight? Ohmy god, So what happened there?
You had the uh yeah, no, but it was Yeah. I was
just looking for a job way backin the day in eighty eight, and
going to the RJ Job Opportunities,I saw this Intel position. So I

(01:19:36):
call and leave a message. Theguy calls me back and he says,
well, it's a sales position andwe're in computers. And I'm thinking in
my head, well, I know, I'm not really a salesperson type person.
I'm a project person type thing.And so I said no. And
then, of course a few yearslater, Intel is sitting on every desktop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, doI kick myself in the ass for

(01:20:00):
the last forty two years. Yes, yeah, let that go. Yeah,
we knew somebody that had an opportunity. I think it was Twitter,
like when Twitter first started and theywere invited to join, and then it
would have been like I saw thatwas all these people that worked there are
like the initial group of people.They all made out big. Yeah,
because on the stock option stuff,and so when the IPO happened, they
became instant multimillionaires. He had pennieson dollar. Yeah. I have a

(01:20:25):
similar story with that when it comesto when I was doing radio in San
Francisco for like sixteen years, theWoody Show. We just went off the
air, and I was like,so I really want to keep on doing
this. I was like, Oh, I'll get in, I'll get in
the text. So I'm kind oflike looking around and my buddy was part
of this ride sharing service and he'slike, oh, come on and like
get involved with it, and Isaid okay. So I started like hanging

(01:20:49):
out with them and like working withthem, and another company called Lift.
The founder I have the DM inmy Twitter hit me up. He's like,
Hey, do you want to comeover to Lift? And they probably
had like time. Yeah, comehang out this. I was like,
oh, my buddy works at thisone. I'm pretty loyal to him.

(01:21:09):
But thanks, thanks for thanks lanchingout And the other service is one that
you probably even know that now nowI remember you were pimping that hard Yeah,
it's not around around. Yeah,but I have a friend that's in
that business. He's like, youcan't dwell in that like forty years.
Yeah. Yeah, let's go toLaney. Good morning, Laney, Laney

(01:21:29):
morning. All right, so let'shear your your handyman gone wrong store,
your DIY story. Yeah. Soour water is really super calcified in the
neighborhoods live in, so over timeit can build up in the pipes.
So I needed to go underneath thehouse and cut out that section and replace
it. And everything was going smoothly, felt super proud, super strong independent

(01:21:50):
woman. And then because it isa very old house, the spider of
landing on me, oh and Icome so high, busted the pipe and
had to start all over. Idon't blame. Yeah, yeah, that's

(01:22:11):
awful. Yeah, that's cool thatyou're crawling under the house though, very
cool. That's admirable, just talking. Yeah, they're trying to do home
plumbing, and then they thought everythingwas okay, and then the water was
leaking three days in the house.Lady, thank you for the call.
But that was Seabatch's story. Hebought one of those butt washing toilets and
he was gonna installed himself, andthen he broke the pipe, the water

(01:22:32):
line pipe, and so he floodedhis place. Yeah professional, Yeah,
not good. Don't do your ownplumbing. Let's see, let's go to
how about Aubrey. Good morning,Aubrey, Good morning, everybody. A
great diarrhea of topics. Let's seewhat the opportunity to miss out on.

(01:22:56):
I got a bachelor's degree in mathematicsso that I could be a high school
teacher, and while doing so,everybody told me that I needed to get
my masters so that when I burntout, that I could go and teach
adults. And I did not doit, and now I'm stuck teaching high
school. I'm getting there and it'sonly four years. Le Me ask you,

(01:23:25):
I'm not sure when it comes toeducation stuff, obviously, Like how
how difficult would it be for youto go back and get your masters?
Now you know what I've thought aboutit. It's it's more so time.
It's a little bit of finances.I don't want to be I just got
like done with my debt, soI don't want to do that again.
But I've thought about it. I'vethought about it. It's it's doable.

(01:23:46):
I have you know, there's olderpeople I work with who have done it,
and they want me to do itwith them. But it's in my
life. I'm like, oh,I'm finally done with school. No,
let me just let me adult.And how old are you? Now?
You got plenty of time you cando. You can just start now though.

(01:24:09):
All Right, Aubrey, thank youfor the call. I appreciate you
listening to the show. Me.Let's go to Chris. Chris, what
is something that you are oddly proudabout? You know, I'm proud of
my penis? All right, yeah, you're in the other room. You
know. It was just you area liar? Yeah, how what are

(01:24:31):
we talking here? Uh? Youknow, I was just looking at it
one night, uh and gorged andI was like, you're a good looking
penis. You're looking dude. You'rejust like, okay, so this is
not like a like a Dirk Digglerkind of penis. You know what I
mean, Like you just looked atand you thought it looked beat a very
appealing. I yeah, I waslike, you know what, you haven't

(01:24:56):
got any bad reviews yet. Youknow you've done your job pretty well.
So I'm like, yeah, you'rea little right, but you could ould
dog ould dog leg to the right. Now, let me ask you a
question. You know, are youa grower or a shower? Oh?
I'm a grower. Yeah, whenit's when it when it gets when it
gets little, I'm like, areyou kidding? I know you're the side

(01:25:18):
You're the size of a chopped notchopstick, You're the side of a chopstick
canister. And I'm like, areyou how do you grow to the size
you are? I know, it'samazing. They are magic now. So
many conversations with what would you ratherbe? Greg? Would you rather be
a grower or show? I'd ratherbe a show or you're a shower?
And then you yeah, get ashe says in gorge, but it's still

(01:25:41):
be you know, shower value atleast right it doesn't like it's shrinks,
it's growing. Yeah, much ratherbe a show, of course. Then
I grow all right, Chris,thank you for the call. Appreciate you
listening to what he's showing. Myfriends. Hey, hey, suck it,
got your first, got your first? Little slow All right, we've
got some more people texting in onour diarrhea of topics. Something you're oddly

(01:26:02):
proud of but rarely talk about.What's the one opportunity you feel like you
missed out on worst do it yourselfhandyman moment? And what's the food that
you tried once but we'll never eatagain eight seven seven or hit us over
that text over to two two nineeighty seven. That sure, all right,
so wrap it up on the diarrheaof topics. This one says something

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that you're oddly proud of as aguy. I'm oddly proud of my long
hair. Is that bored? Hey? You would think that would be bored
right? Get out? Is thatyou boredon? Are you a five six
two? No? Proud of yourhair? Extremely proud of my hair?
I love my hair. Yeah again, bort really does a good job takeing
care of it. This one saysI feel like I missed out on my
twenties because I had my first kidat twenty two. I'm thirty one now

(01:26:50):
with four of them, Yes,as my life. She just no,
you'll never get that back. Soyeah, yeah, they know what love
is. This text is something theyeight once and we'll never again. Kim
cheap the worst yuck. I don'tmind it. I kim choose that pretty
good. He's pretty good. Iam oddly proud of how well I do

(01:27:13):
the worm. It's the only dancemove I know, but I crush it.
That's from Emma's Screw well done thatskill. This one says I used
to be in a band, butI had a girlfriend. I missed out
on all the chicks. Man,you're to cheat on your girlfriend on the
road. Everyone knows that, okay. Like dude, Derek Jeter did it
right. When he was playing forthe Yankees. He had a chick in

(01:27:34):
every port, just did not getmarried. Didn't even like entertain the idea
of getting married. He just waslike dating. And he knew that as
a player, this is probably nota good idea while I'm having you know,
I'm in my actual active career years. He waited till after he was
done playing professional baseball, and thenhe settled down smart and didn't He used
to give them gift baskets. Thatwas the rumor. Yeah, all the

(01:27:57):
girls that he would bang and thenbe like here you go. Actually he
would got a gift bathrot like ifa Glenn Pale you looked got a gift
basket, a gift basket. Ithink that's very classic. Cheese, that's
classy. Some seeds a food thatyou ate once and never again. Head
cheese, disgusting. Why I loveit. I don't know that I've ever

(01:28:18):
tried so good. One said lunchit's good. Yeah. This one said
eight caviar once, never again.Something you're oddly proud of. I am
oddly proud that I have never smokedweed. That's from Jared Squear. I'm
oly proud that I never had aFacebook account ever. Kind of cool at

(01:28:38):
least ever, Like I hated theidea of it when it first came out
because I'm like, ugh, allthese people are like, oh, well
you can re reh you know,reconnect with people that you went to kindergarten,
first grade with. I'm like,cool. That was immediately like nope,
in college right yeah yeah yeah,because it was college only at first.
This person says, I have ago pro video I posted in two

(01:28:58):
thousand and eight was sixteen million views. I'll be crashing on my bike and
breaking a rib. Cool something you'reproud of, ODI proud I Uh.
A stripper once asked for my phonenumber. Oh wow, that's kind of
cool. Wow that never happens.This one, uh, This is from
a lady who texted. She says, I can burp louder than the lawnmower.
Wow. Their all time best wasat ninety eight decibels. We do

(01:29:24):
have a friend, our friend TonyYah. His wife can belch really loud.
She could probably give this chicken runfor flower. This one says this
dude said that his middle toe doesn'tcurl, so he can flip people off
with his feet. Weird. Nicelike a middle toe instead of a middle
finger. You can give someone ofthe middle toe. That's pretty cool.

(01:29:46):
I'd be proud of that. Thisone says my wordal statistics cool. I
have a very sensitive nose. Ican smell things that others can't and pick
out different people. Smell after Iknow them for a bit is not a
fun thing to prosper. That's aravy test. I like who it is,
yet all step in front of you, memorize our muss. I can

(01:30:11):
ame around twelve hundred species of plantsand trees native to the Appalachian region of
Ohio. Cool. That's cool lookingto this show. Nobody told me it
was Princess Trust Day. Off TheWoody Show, The Woody Show. We'll
return the Witty Show. It reallygrows. You don't want to go on

(01:30:34):
there. This is The Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
Hi, Welcome to Monday. Ifyou're just joining us, we are the
Woody Show. I got the phonesopen eight seven seven forty four Woody text
us over to two two nine eightseven. Ravey's got the lates in the
world of nerds coming up here injust a moment with your nerd and out

(01:30:54):
report Today June temp It's National eggroll Day. Oh yes, don't love
me good egg rolls. Sometimes goodegg rolls are hard to find, agreed.
You know, yeah it could betoo greasier. I know you would
think that would be like a prettybasic, pretty easy thing, like kind
of hard to screw up, right, Yeah, I feel like they're really
easy to take. It, likeone bite out of many egg rolls and

(01:31:15):
then yeah, push this. OhI won't stop eating. I will I
mean, like a veggie spring rolls. Okay, I prefer one that has
like a like a little chicken inthere something maybe a little bit of like
roasted pork. It's ninety cabbage onebite done. I've had that are really
good. But as long as thereis the dipping sauage, you can get
by. Yeah. It's also NationalIced Tea Day. Rip you love some

(01:31:41):
iced tea. It's Eat Flexitarian Day. What's flexitarian? Like when you're sometimes
vegetarian sometimes now I think that's whenyou're flexing you wear a chain as you're
eating. Yet, know what doesit really mean? It's like we'll look
at a flexitarian. I thought thatwas like halfway to halfway to vegetarian flexible
eating style if sizes the addition ofplant or plant based foods and beverages incorporates

(01:32:03):
dairy and eggs encourages me to beconsumed less frequently. Okay, So like
it's a halfway to like vegetarians.Greg, because I'd say, is National
ballpoint pen Day. And know howmuch Greg is a fan of a good
pen. I can't get enough.Yeah, and once I find one,
oh, I protect it was oilto said pin. I actually been eyeing

(01:32:24):
a pen for Greg. Really,Yeah, I might pick it up pretty
soon, so I'm going to beready in one of those quills. I
like a little ink dipper. Well, yeah, what's what's the one that
you like the most? What's thatbrand? Style? Like casual pen?
Yeah, not your document signing penright, Oh that's the one from Buckingham

(01:32:45):
Palace. Yeah, this current one, I can't even tell what brand it
is. You can't or a gelfrom Staples. But I don't like ballpoint.
I like, I don't even knowwhat you call it, like a
rollerballer rollerball. Yeah, today isNational Bedbug Prevention Day. Every day should
be bed bug prevention day. Andthis is very appropriate for us. It's

(01:33:06):
National Diabetes Week, yeah, ibetas, Yeah, be aware of the diabetes.
Some other stuff that hit the radar, Greg gorey know how much you
love homes on the market, HGTVhouse kind of stuff. Well, the
home from full House, yep,in the mark on the mark again six
point five million dollars. Yeah,the home alone house just went up recently.

(01:33:30):
And yeah there's another one. Ifeel like the full house house goes
up for cy couple. Seems thekids that already went up a million dollars.
So they're going to make a millionbucks if they sell it. Yeah.
They added the cast hamprints in thebackyard, Greg really Yeah, so
then it went up a million dollars. John Stamles handprint. Yeah nice.

(01:33:51):
You also love Smashing Pumpkins? Hell? Yes. Billy Corgan, in his
interview, says he doesn't feel obligatedto play the hit at concerts. He
says, quote, I don't playany songs I don't want to play.
It's not a bad thing that fanswant to hear the songs they love.
But you can't live in the past. And here in America, you know,

(01:34:12):
we have a whole cottage industry hereof people living in the past.
Oh how about they're a fan ofthe band. They want to hear the
big songs. I hate it whenartists get like that. Yeah, yeah,
sorry, dude, you don't wantto see them and not know what
you don't want to hear NWS SmashingClub gets Yeah, you really don't.
A fish fan who goes by theusername acid Farts. Yeah, okay,

(01:34:36):
he has made some stoner history,you guys. Woah, I know this
guy. During the band's four totwenty show, it's a sphere in Vegas.
He took the first bong rip atthe venue. He posted a video
of himself hitting the bong while thefans are cheering them on. Even tagged
the official sphere account. So ofcourse they saw it and they've banned him.

(01:35:00):
I thought they congratulated him. No, mister Fart's got an official letter
letting him know that because he violatedthe Fears no smoking policy, he is
quote hereby indefinitely banned. I supportthe band dumb it Good. I don't
want to look I might be aunicorn about I'm not a fan of pot,
and I don't want somebody near mesmoking pot, the same way you

(01:35:20):
people don't want other people smoking cigarettes. Yeah, like you yourself, you
know not. In other words,it's not that you're against legalization, not
at all. You can smoke itall day if you want, right,
But if I'm at a concert andsomebody next to me is smoking, it's
like how some people don't like thesmell of like a pipe or a cigar
or cigarette smoke. One time Iwas at a Stone Table Pilot's concert.

(01:35:40):
Everybody around me smoking pot. Yeah, problem, So I thought, Okay,
I'm gonna light a cigarette. Ilit that cigarette, took one drag
and I had massive hands on mefrom security physically dragging me because you're a
square. And I was like,oh my god, give me a break.
Yeah, that's ridiculous. No banthat, dude. And also one
quick thing, here's got to checkout the trailer for this peacock documentary.

(01:36:02):
It's called Queer Planet. I justheard about gay animals. It's about Gainis
and the Animal Kingdom. I'm notkidding. This woman said that even gay
pelicans and stuff. She said evenmushrooms can be gay. Wow, it
was just like penguin. Oh no, dude, you gotta gotta watch.

(01:36:24):
You gotta watch the trailer. ManHella Gainis and the Animal Kingdom Again.
It's called a Queer Planet and thetrailer it's a peacock documentary. It's out
there now. Check it out.The Woody Show presents Nerd Notes with our
special nerd correspondent Gravy. All Right, what's happening in the world of nerds
today? Speaking a documentaries last weekat the Tribeca Film Festival, Cassa Bonita

(01:36:49):
Mia Moore premiered, which chronicles p'sMy boner, the Rise Fall in revival
of the Colorado landmark that South Parkcreators Matt Stone and Trey Parker know.
They dedicated an entire early episode toCasa Bonita this uh, and then they
revitalized it. This documentary is directedby Arthur Bradbert, and he said in

(01:37:12):
a statement, I think people willbe surprised to see the level of hands
on devotion that Matt and Trey pouredinto this place. Look at random.
Trey was fueled by a Wonka likepassion to bring back the Casa Bonita of
his youth. It's one of myIt's one of my earliest childhood memories going
there. Oh yeah, yeah,I was probably three or four and I
distinctly remember it. And then Iwent back when I was in my twenties,

(01:37:33):
yeah, and I'm like, whoaI was. That's what you're doing
to get money, you know whatI mean? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. I signed up fora reservation like months ago. Yeah.
Still nothing nothing. This documentary isgoing to come to Paramount Plus later
on this year. Nice. SoPaul Giamatti, when he was on the
awards circuit, you know, hewas nominated for an Oscar, He was

(01:37:55):
telling interviewers that he wanted to domore horror, and then his favorite movie
is Texas Jainsaw Massacre. He's aman of his word and he's gonna star
star in the streaming version of Hostile. I'm making Hostile into a show and
Paul Jamadi is going to be thestar. Hostile basically launched the genre that

(01:38:17):
they call torture porn. Yeah,very disturbing. So Hostile the series being
done by Eli Roth, who alsodid Hostile, and he says he's envisioning
a modern adaptation and a reinvention ofHostile. Is it to say that sounds
so beneath him? Paul Gimidy doesn't. It's a passion project. That's why,

(01:38:40):
you know, got on my radar, like you're gonna star weird.
Hostile is the worst. Eli Rothhas been really busy lately. He did
designed the first ever live action VRseries called The Faceless Lady, which Meta
put out. So basically it's likea horror thing that you can have in
your VR headset. It sounds great. He also wrote and directed that twenty

(01:39:02):
twenty three horror movie Thanksgiving, andthere's currently a sequel in the works for
them. I thought it was kindof fine. He also directed the video
adaptation of Border Lance, Kate Blanchet, Kevin hard Jack Black, Jamie Lee
Curtis, and that's hits theaters Augustninth. And Michael Richards he's been out

(01:39:23):
and about because he's Kramer from Seinfeld. He has this new memoir, so
he's been doing a lot of interviews, and he says, Lawrence Tierney,
the actor who played Elaine's gruff fatherin an early Seinfeld, was asked to
never return, or was never askedto return because he stole a knife out
of Seinfeld's kitchen. What he justtook a knife with him, of all

(01:39:43):
things. So Jerry banned him fromreturning. And if you look into Lawrence
Tierney, he was the old manin Reservoir Dogs. Yeah, and he
got into a shoving match with QuentinTarantino, who fired him on the spot.
And the crew was so lighted thatthey applauded the whole thing because he
was such a nightmare, and HarveyKaitel had to come in and act as

(01:40:06):
a mediator so they could complete thefilming. Wow, Laurence Tierney terrorized the
crew of the Simpsons when he wasonly a boys. Oh wow, how
does this guy keep on getting work? Well, he was arrested multiple times
for being drunken disorderly, did timein jail for assault. Oh my god,

(01:40:26):
both civilians and police office. Hewas perfect for the role then in
Reservoir Dog. Laurence Tierney is longdead, but yeah, apparently he was
quite the nightmare to work. Wow, and that's why he was a one
and done on Seinfeld. I'm ravinghim. For more nerd stuff, check
out the Nerd Not podcast at theWoody Show dot com. Nerd all right,
thank you very much, Rabels,you got a dog. It is

(01:40:48):
time for your birthdays and of courseyour Corno birthday shown. It's shiver.
We're gonna sit the it's shiver andyou know we don't get And we'll start
with a celebrities. Happy birthday toKate Flannery, who was Meredith on the
Office. I know you like thatpodcast. I do. I love Office

(01:41:11):
Ladies coming to an end. They'rein season nine. Kate Flannery is the
Big six to Oh she's sixty yearsold. Today you got Kate Upton,
she's the Big three to two.She's still married to Justin Verlander. I
think so, I think so.Yeah, Wow, it's actually worked out
that's nice. Let's see, we'vegot Elizabeth Hurley. She is fifty nine
years old, Lee Brice's country singer. Yeah, yeah, there you go,

(01:41:35):
Sammy, something for you. FaithEvans is fifty one. And we
got your Parno birthday today. Thatwould be Coco Lovelock love Lock. Yeah,
she smoked more sausages than Johnsonville.She's been in two hundred and seventy
five fine films, including one hundredAmerican Sausage. She was also in Hey

(01:42:00):
eight, That's Someone's Pride and Joy. Huh. She was in Black Meat,
White Feet Volume one. Yeah,so blonde squirter Coco offers her tasty
cookie. What's that about, Sammy? She was in Cheerleaders in Heat.
Okay, isn't that all cheerleaders allthe time, all the time, constantly.
She was in Camping Sex Tape Volumeone, also Tied, Tickled and

(01:42:25):
Vibed Vibed Volumes one and two,and then who can forget her unforgettable role
in Guess What I Put in yourmouth? Take a wild guess. That's
a Coco Lovelock, who is twentyfive years old today. And that is
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Monday morning look
at what is happening in the worldof nerds with your Nerd and Out report.

(01:42:48):
We're gonna take a quick break.There's some more Woodies show coming up
for you next hang on, we'llbe back. Probably maybe we'll consider the
matter and get back to you.Whaler wouldn't approve the Woody Show. All
right, Well that's it for MondayMorning. Check out the full show podcasted

(01:43:09):
up the Woodieshow dot Com Weekend Cheersand Jeers. Yeah, we cover a
little bit of that. Also thebig news today Woody Show, food news,
and our Taste and Tell. You'veheard of a show and Tell,
but this is a taste in Tell. Different people on the show bringing things
in that they've been curious to tryand for others here on the show to
try, like Greg and those VeganCrew times. Woh yeah, thanks you

(01:43:30):
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Trending news, headlines, raves,nerd out and more. Just go to
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(01:43:50):
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Yeah, Braby Man, c basSammy, anything like to add Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please, Yeah, never follow anyone else's path

(01:44:13):
unless you're in the woods and you'relost. What if they're lost and they're
taking me even deeper? Oh mygod, and then there's a bear too,
a murderer. Yeah. What ifwhat if you're wondering for the woods
and you find a random man?Oh my god, you're dead? Yeah,

(01:44:33):
bear for help. Wouldn't be therandom man in this case that you
were following? Why we would that? It would be would you follow a
crocodile into the lake. No,I'm just following a path. Well,
thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the
Woody Show some of your valuable timethis morning. You know, I love
it, appreciate you for that.The rest of you guys can suck it.

(01:44:53):
Catch you back here on Tuesday.Have a great day. S MD.
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