The Woody Show June 12th 2024 Podcast

Morgan's "Dare for dollars", Redneck News, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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class is now in session. Egg. Good morning everybody. It is Wednesday
morning. It's June twelfth, twentytwenty four. Hello, welcome. We
are the Woody Show. Yeah,Woody Braby, Greg Penn, Sabat,
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our associate producer, Morgan geez hereVon, our video producer, is
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or hitting us up from on thattext. Even with your comments if you're
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you know, menace from the whatever, wherever you're calling from or where you're
hitting a sub from, or ifyou're saying it's my birthday, right,
Yeah, give it give us aname today on the show. Very excited
for this because we haven't done thisfor a while. It's Morgan's dare for

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dollars. It's gonna be good.Yeah, And something came up in a
meeting that we were having last weekand we're like, are you serious,
and so like, Morgan is offeredto do something, but there's a decision
that needs to be made, andyou're gonna help us make that decision noise,
and then this is the deal whereyou know, Morgan is offered to
do something. Typically it's a it'sa not a dare, but like some
kind of challenge sometimes, yeah,like a physical challenge. I can see,

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like an doubledare or whatever where shedoes something but she doesn't know how
much it's going to be for becausewe have the wheel with all the different
dollar denominations on it. It's notuntil after she does it that we spin
in the wheel to find out howmuch she just did that thing for.
Sometimes it's a windfall, so othertimes it's like a total fail. Yeah,
twenty five bucks. I forget whatshe did that. I got taste

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and then baby birded from Menace.Yeah, what was the one she did?
For twenty five bucks and almost like, well she felt like she's gonna
die. Was that's the chip nakedthe bathroom with the radio solace for twenty
five bucks? Yeah, twenty fivebucks. But then she did something for
six hundred bucks, right, so, which wasn't nearly as bad. Right,
there's some money in there, soit works out. But we're gonna

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need your suggestions. I'll tell youwhat she has offered to do and why,
but then you guys will help usdecide what it's going to be.
Specifically, that's for Morgan's Day fordollars. Also a brand new redneck news
Today we get caught up in allthe training news headlines. Rate has got
nerd. Now for the hour isup here on The Woody Show, along
with your birthdays and your porno birthdaySome Woody Show did you know? To

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start the day. According to themost recent census data, there are an
estimated seventy two million fathers currently livingin the US. That is more than
sixty percent of the one hundred andtwenty one million adult men currently in the
country. Wow. Wow, Sothe majority of men have kids are fathers.
Wow. Yeah, I thought thatwas an interesting extent. Almost hard

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to believe. I don't think soreally. Yeah, other than the people
in this room, man, Ifeel like everybody else that I know,
whether not just like in my neighborhoodor what, just in general, I
know more people with kids than withoutkids. Yeah, other than this room,
This room for me is an anoma. Yeah. Yeah, I was
just thinking. Yeah, my closegroup of friends from high school all have

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all kids. Yeah, to thinkof it, Yeah, what he showed.
Did you know about thirty two percentof people reached behind the front row
of milk cartons for a quote freshone at the grocery store. I totally
do that. Yeah, I justlook for the date farthest away. But
I got that from my grandma becausehe just took my grandma grocery shopping all
the time, and she would I'llbe like, Jeffrey, get one from
the back. Yeah, get onefrom everything, like Kansas Soup or wherever

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they are. It was from theback. Yes, she knew about stalking.
Yeah, so I just had justcarried into my adult life, you
know. Yeah, I don't doit with a you know, non paarish,
not the non parent cann or boxright, yeah. Soups soups,
Yeah, I'm not reaching the backto get that back that back row soup

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fresh soup. Yeah. Have youever spent hours finding out as much as
you can before you make a decisionon something? Yes, I mean most
people I would think, like Ithoroughly researched if I'm getting buying something or
having like a service, you know, like you need to do roof for
whatever you're gonna purchase a big purchase. But they say, if you're spending

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hours finding out as much as youcan before you make any decision, you're
wasting your time. Because when itcomes to information and decision making, less
is more. Most people's decision makingskills actually drop off as more and more
facts enter the equation options. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. As
you're getting more information, it's morechance to like kind of talk yourself,

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get your head about it. Yeah, go back and forth. Well,
oh, and I heard most decisionsdon't matter that much the amount of time
that will spend on them. Imean, you can pick one instantly and
it's not going to make a differenceversus one or they but they're saying all
decisions like don't like my mom isthe queen of taking forever Oh my god,

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she'll do a spreadsheet, she hasa flow chart, she has all
this research. I mean it's whereI get a lot of like, you
know, like the way that Iprep for the show. Or that's what
she does when she buys a product. Oh yeah, oh yeah, she'll
have a whole folder. Wow youknow, Oh what price point does that
start at? Like, are wetalking coffee maker? Or oh she would

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oh she would research a coffee maker. Oh absolutely, for sure. She's
research things that she wants to getfor the kids for their birthdays or for
Christmas. She just does that soundsYeah. My research is like five minutes
and it doesn't work out. Itdoesn't work out. It depends on how
many edibles I've had. Sometimes myresearch is Z zero. Yeah. But
it's nice having someone in your lifewho is a researcher because then I go

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to them for everything and say,hey, what coffee maker do you think
I should get because they've already donethe research. Fifty eight percent of people
admit that they drank under age,and sixteen percent admitted to using a fake
ID. I didn't have a fakeID either, but I certainly drawn I
know if you had the dumbest fakeID and the bars always fell for it.

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They probably were. They had toknow it was fake, so fake,
especially when it's a dude and youhave a fake right. Yeah,
like they knew it was fake,that is. I'm sure my niece had
one, but I never saw howold is he now? Twenty one now
and he doesn't even look twenty onenow, I know, it looks like
seventeen. He does, he doesnow. My first drink, I'm talking

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like a beer, not like asip from your parents and stuff like that.
Like where the first time I openedand cracked a beer on my own,
I was twenty years old. Yeah, oh my god, So I
lost my virginity young, but Ihad my first drink at twenty twenty.
Yeah, And that's the reaction likewhen people go, oh, I lost
my virginity at twenty, I go, what are you serious? And then

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they hear that I didn't have myfirst beer until I was twenty, They
go, what are you kidding?That's pretty The first time I got drunk,
I was probably nine or ten.Wow, weird. Yes, it's
that Russian root, I guess,so the Russian root. Dad always said,
I'd rather have you drink alcohol thansoda. Oh, you'll say the

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same thing. Russian school is soold school European. One in four people
would change their eye color if theycould. It's a thing now. The
top colors that we choose are blueor green. One in five people said
eye color makes no difference to themwhen it comes to dating. I don't
care unless you have like those reallycrazy eyes. Do you ever have?

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No, the people that have likethey almost glow, they have this kind
of like yeah, yeah, likethis like unintentional intense. Look, well
people are getting that done. Now. I'm trying to think of like,
yeah, there's a surgery that youcan do it where you can turn it
bright blue. Oh that's cool.I've seen people. Yeah, I saw
an entire family with the same icyblue eyes one time, just weird and

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it was weird. Yeah, it'sweird. I hope you told them the
eyes are weird. Eyes are weird. I mean they're pretty, but when
you see all of them the exactsame and they stand out so much,
it's pretty weird. Sometimes my eyeslook blue, sometimes they look more green.
Yeah, like I don't just lightor they'll say, like, what
color of your eyes? I gotlike a blue green? I think I

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really don't know. Yeah, itdepends on what it is. Thirty four
percent of people say one word answers, that's the rudest thing you could do
when you're texting oh no, yes, no, Well, it depends what
was the question or what was thetext that came in that I'm replying to.
If it's a quick yes or no. But sometimes people have like a
you know, they're explaining something toyou and to go okay, You're like,

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yeah, you know, all right, you put all this thought into
that's true. You put all thisthought into you know, whatever you were
saying, trying and explain whatever itis. And I think overall I kind
of agree with that you could atleast say yup instead of yeah, you
know ye with the smile. Theworst is and we've said this is rude.
The thumbs up up on top ofwhat the thing that you you said?

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It's not even a okay, oh, just a little reaction. I
don't mind that, I say,I would prefer it okay to remember one
thinks that's rude, I get it. Yeah. Problem to me, it
just means like received god, likeright on, cool, got it?
Thank you? Like yeah, Idon't I don't perceive that as when I
get something like that, I don'tconsider that to be rude. But yeah,

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I mean, I guess who knowswho cares? I mean who cares?
Yeah, I mean the emoji thing. I would prefer thumbs up what
he showed. Did you know ifyou're looking for a new doctor, they
say consider a woman because researchers foundthe patients who were under the care of
female doctors had significantly lower death ratesand fewer hospital readmissions than those who were

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treated by male doctors. Agree maledoctors are a holes, dude overall?
Yeah, I have female doctors really, yep. I mean I have a
female doctor Anna, which is cool. Yeah, I cannot pronounce her last
name. She got like some crazylast name. But sometimes when I get
stuck with the male doctor always ana hole. Really, I mean,

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I think my last handful, becauselike, I had this guy who I
really liked and he was good andI was with him for a while,
and so that's nice when you havesomebody that you have a history and go,
oh, yeah, well you heara couple years ago for X y
Z, and they were the personwho was treating you or consulting you on
that particular thing, but they endup picking up and moving somewhere else or
going to a different you know,organization, or moving out of state or

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whatever, and then you get anew person. And so that's how I
ended up with with Anna working Luckof Luck a ducany in whatever her name
is, and Thenkork that'd be kindof Cool'd be kind of cool because I'm
down for that. Like, whenyou're ready to tap out, let's go
at a GUYO that I loved andshe just turned her whole practice into a
concierge service. Oh yeah, no, not sweet, sweet, I would

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sign up for if she's good.I was like two hundred bucks a month,
great, I'd sign up for itin addition to your insurance, which
is like, yeah, insurance.Yeah, what I'm saying like, can't
you can't you use that on yourtaxes though, for like medical expense,
I doubt it. You took fiveminutes of gambling winning and right, exactly,
yeah, but didn't you just sitdown at the slot machine within five

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minutes? And gregor video of ayes, true, two videos. Hold
on, isn't concierge service where theycome to you? They can? No?
No, this is like, sothe cool thing about the concierge medical
stuff now is that like whenever youneed somebody, it's not like, oh,
we can get you next to Youwill meet with that person that day,

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whether it's virtually we're in person,whether it's your going to them or
they're coming to you. You canbe out of town on a vacation,
they'll call you in a prescription.There's no waiting. It's just like it's
like a fast pass and they actuallyspend time with you. Right, yeah,
okay, exactly in the market fora new guy, and I'll give
you a chick speaking to going tothe hospital. Let us figure show that

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thousands of women end up in theemergency room every year because of mishaps while
shaving their bikini line. What doyou clip the beans? Heard of someone
doing it clipping the bean? Yes, very wrong, but it's her first
time doing it in college and justeven hearing the story mortifying. So what

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did she do? She like bleeda lot, like yeah, my god,
does she have sensation there again?Or is she just insatiable now?
Like you just can't I think sheI mean, I think she did.
I don't think we got that indetail about it. But you're organist.
Did you ask her to take alook? Like here, let me look
at it real quick. I meanI can't relate but that it sounds like

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living hell the biggest fear. Dothey make special razors like they do Manscape?
Yeah, that kind of stuff.Yeah, it's like Venus, right,
I just use a Venus razor foreverything. Yeah, but there,
but there are special I mean there'slike body trimmers, just like there are
you know, for the dudes.No, but they did just come out
and I think it was Venus whomakes it with a special one just for

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that area. It's regular. It'snot John of Guard. Yeah. Yeah,
the vaginal you know what, Igot it and it works, Yeah,
yeah, commend it. You don'twant to bleed out through the bean,
you know that's bad? Yeah?Yea, or up. I don't
know what the hell she was doing, and she made it all the way
to call or or end up inthe emergency room, you know where everybody's

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gonna come in and take a look. Well, take a look at this.
We have to put some stitches inthis. Yeah, girls, be
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correct world on this Wednesday morning.It's June twelfth, twenty twenty four.
Yeah, Yard The Woody Show.I'm winning that it's raving. Hello,
there's great gory. Good morning minutes. Hello, Good morning Woody. We've
got a sea mass. Yeah,there's Sammy and Morgan's making her way in
here. We have something about more. Dude, I feel this must be

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what it feels like to be oncocaine. I've never done cocaine, but
I did go to bed yesterday atfour twenty three pm. Wow, I
was I slept through? Did youno? No. I got home,
I'm like, you know, yesterdayafter the show, I got home and
I'm like, you know what,not napping today? So I got all
the stuff that I need to getdone done, and then it was I

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watched like an episode of A BetterCall Saul, and then I'm like,
you know what, I think.I'm ready to go to bed. So
went upstairs, closed all the blackoutshades. Yeh, got in bed,
passed out, immediately woke up withmy alarm at two o'clock this morning.
Wow, I would need proper falltoo, No way I could sleep.
So yeah, this must be whatit's like to be on cocaine, because

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I'm full of energy today. KidNo, why no kids? They're visiting
the in laws. I was aboutto say, it's weird that you're in
bed at four and your whole familyis living their life. I would do
that. I've gone to bed superearly sometimes, like you know, after
like a big, long stretch ofdays where it's there's very little rest.

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But I thought to myself, thiscould be Ravy, Greg Menaces, Sammy's
Everybody's life every day could be likethis could be there every day. Right,
No, you know what you do? You have like a late lunch,
right without anybody else, Without anybodyelse, your social life is non
existent. Yeah, well no,you know what I'm saying. But during

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the week, when everybody's on thetreadmill of the work week, go to
bed in the middle of the day, you can't, well, based on
what time we get up. Neverwatched sports, Yeah, yeah, just
stay in bed, you can't.There's a really game you want to watch,
you can do that. It's notevery day, You're missing the point.
But you can do this more often. You can make it happen.
Guys about seven days. Yeah,more often than not. You could do
it. Yeah, your life's hard. Keep telling you how hard your life

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is. Yeah, I could doit. If my dog left me alone,
that's Mario's problem. Well he's notthere, Well, he's out,
he works, he gets howhereround sixsixty a Yeah, but if you go
to bed at four, like twohours, the dog could be a boy
himself two hours like leave me alone, yeah, two hours, just lock
around if dog needs attention. Mydogs are great at napping with me.

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Yeah. I find that I findgoing to bed when it's daylight to be
so depressing. Craig's wait until it'sdark. Wait until I was way too
late. I was so excited aboutit. I guess I have the blackout
shade. So it was super darkin the room. It was like a
hotel room dark. That's pretty dark. It was so good. Wait to
have a life till you're sixty fiveor so. You're missing the point.

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You're missing the point, you're missingthe points failing. It's like when you
give sammy crap about like, ohthis is this isn't good? Well,
be more specific, like you're justyou're sitting you're sitting in that one thing
specific no, no, no,but whereas you're just sitting on this one
point. And I said, well, that's it's not every day. But
you refuse to give up on thatone, didn't. You latched onto that

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one thing. And you're just like, no, it's not every day.
But you said, this could beyour life. It could be. That
would be terrible, That would bethe world's worst life. You're so boring
and sad. It could be.But I mean how boring and sad is
most people. It's like life.You are employing it every day and now
you're saying, but not every day, but if it was your life,
it would be every day. Itcould be. Doesn't mean it would be.

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Could be if you wanted it tobe, you could get You can
get as much we don't. I'msaying you get as much sleep as you
wanted every day if you wanted to, if you decided not to, Yeah,
you wouldn't have if I was MichaelJackson and I approp the fall by
just change your biology. Your basicbiology is you want to go to bed
and wake up. Just do that. Yeah, because I feel great.

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You guys are missing out. Getdivorced, drop the kids off at a
firehouse. Yes, isn't too late. I don't think so. Is there
like some kind of limit your lifethat could be every day? Like my
son's pretty tall now he's fifteen.I don't think you'd fit in the baby
drop box? Like, can Ijust like outside of it? Yeah?
Yeah, Can I put like anote in the box it says, hey,

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look outside in the side of thebuilding, Like, yeah, he
even has a job. Yeah right, look at that? Yeah exactly eight
seven four. Wood hit us overthe text over to two nine eight seven
Morgan. In our latest meeting,somebody said that they have a is it
you? You know the tattoo artist? I know some tattoo artists, but
no, here's the oh Menace Okay, I know somebody knew this tattoo artist.

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Somebody in the buildings asking like,oh, do you guys want access
to a tattoo artist or maybe youwant to do something on the air.
Okay, And so that's what Isaid in the meeting, and then we
came up with this idea. Okay, so uh, Menace brought that up
and out of nowhere, Morgan says, I'll get a tattoo live on the

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radio. How many tattoos do youhave already? Also not really out of
nowhere because we were talking about it. So I volunteered a four fo Yeah
yeah, yeah, So what doyou that's like a little smiley faced looking
thing m C. Smiley face onmy wrist. I have one O one,
which is the time I was born. You forget? Yeah cool,
exactly, That's what Dad said.I have rolling stones, uh you know,

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the tongue, and then I haveso it goes on my rises.
Sea Bass loves ribbed tattoos. He'sa big goes it looks cool and it's
important it does look cool. Isthat a big powerful message in your life?
So I got it when mac Millerdied and that was Yeah, I

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considered the tattoo and mac Miller diedme too. How about don't do drugs
that a stranger gives you. Areyou a big I don't think I've ever
heard you mentioned the Rolling Stones.I don't listen to their music. No,
you have the tattoo. Yeah,that's like my niece getting Rolling Stone
shirts and wearing them around with theshirt, but the permanent and costly tattoo.

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But it makes it funnier that it'salso super mall that's not costly.
Well, here's the thing about getme and thank you, miss. Here's
the thing with tattoos. I getso in my head. They don't physically
hurt my body, but I likecan't look at blood or needles or anything.
So like all of these tiny ones, I've like passed out, basted
out. Ye are you serious?Yeah, Like there's pictures of me on

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the floor. I have a guythat comes to my house. But like,
you know what those look like tattoosthat people did that came to your
house. Oh, thank you aprison because they're none of a murdered collar.
No, it's just like a basiclittle outlet. It looks like somebody
did that with like a like alike a prison gun, you know,
like it's so cute, pretty sharp. They're not really do they're not blurry,

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Yeah, they don't. They definitelydon't look like prison tats. They
look like professional tats. They're justreally done. They're done by an artist.
He just doesn't, you know,do that for work. Okay,
that's si. Tattooing is his side. That's yeah, like painting. Which
was so, as we all know, Morgan is always up for a dare

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for dollars. Yes, yes,so we decided to make this one of
those there for dollars if you haven'tdone for a while. And so she's
going to get a tattoo. Usuallywe're asking for ideas of what should she
do, and then we spind thewheel to find out how much it's going
to be worth after she's done it. In this case, we know she's
getting the tattoo. The question willbe and what you're going to have to
have as decide number one, whatis the tattoo going to be? And

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then number two where is it goingto be? The Only thing you said
is it has to be hidden?No, it doesn't have to be hidden.
I just don't want, you know, but it can't be something really
embarrassing. Tattoo yeah, no neck, Okay, tears you've been something you
can cover up with if you're wearinglong sleeves. Second, you have the

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ability to get so no neck,no face, right, and I would
prefer something that's not you know,huge, I'm going to take a long
time to do right right right asyou heard? What a tramp stamp?
Oh yeah, they're coming back.No, I think that's off limits as
well. Wow, you can't coverthat up, right, And like imagine,
you know, having sexual relations.That's just so imagine it. Imagine.

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That's all I pretty much do now. I imagine it. All those
sexual That's what I'm left with thesedays. I just imagine, so imagine
that with a tramp stamp anywhere else? I'm what about stupid under the boob
tattoos? That are that? Arethe new tram stamp by the way,
you mean the one I have?Yeah, but it's like on your ribs,

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that's the one that says the macMiller. That's not what I'm talking
about. IM talking about the thepieces that girls have. I think Rihanna
might have one where it's all undertheir ribs and it's like a chandeli.
And by the way, those lookso stupid. I've seen those a couple
of times. Uh, one inperson and one on and I didn't know
quite what it was. Like,what is that like a like a hen

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of thing? They do that temperreally just for the outfit? No,
no, no, that was likea legit. Yeah, a permanent any
tattoo that's like in your cleavage.Yes, it looks our. Word,
we'll see. Let's say you hadto be Let's say you had to marry
somebody that either had that tattoo ora big ass nose ring a big ass
nose, right, Greg, Iwould go with the ring because that's removable,

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right, But they're never removing.They're both permanent. The sake of
argument, they're both never she lovesit so much, right, If I
had to, I would then gofor the tattoo because that is coverable.
Both huge mistakes, both trendy andstupid. But you don't have to look
at that the whole every day,all day, right in the face.

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Agreed, makes sense. Yeah,but what about when you're imagining sexual relations,
sexual relations? Imagine that there itis in upstand because sexual relations.
I know a girl that just gota tiger on her chest though, looks
so bad? Ye like white trash, yeah, boobs, but that's off

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the bed, off the like whereon like actually back on the boot.
It's not a let's think about sexualrelations yeah than a tramp stamp. That's
a little more classy on your tube. I don't know that way, but
I do everything from a trailer parkmovie you would see it would be on

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the boot. So here's what weneed, Woody Show community, Yes,
within these wood Show fam about that? Yeah, how about this just a
suggestion for the tattoo. Let's stickwith the tattoo. We'll figure out the
placement and everything else. Let's becauseI think we're gonna make it too complicated.
Uh, let's go with just whatshould she have tatto? And then

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what we can do once we figureout what because that's going to be through
a vote. All right, youdo get the veto one out of the
three suggestions that will narrow it downto based on the suggestions that we get
from the listeners, will narrow itdown the three. You get to veto
one of them, and then maybewhat we do is we come up with
some acceptable placement options, and weput that on the wheel too. Okay,

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so we know that the tattoo isgoing to be, the wheel can
decide where it's going to go.And then once she goes through with the
tattoo, it passes out and passesout. Then you spend the wheel again
to find out how much it getsfor it. It's Morgan's Dare for Dollars
Tatoo Edition. I have a greatidea for the tattoo. You know how
the old timing like sailors and whatnot, would get a heart and an inside

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it would say mom, yours saysugly Mom. Did your mom ever find
out about that? Yeah? Itold her. I went home and I
told her because you guys made mefeel bad. Mom. I called you
on the radio to the segment,and she's she just laughed because until she
got home, and then she cried, well, yeah, we're very much
alike. And she knows that.I think she's beautiful. Yeah, until

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you get on the radio and youtell tons of thousands of people, but
she's ugly, she is whatsoever.And she thought it's funny that all these
people are offended for her. Yeah, she's not offended. That's usually the
way it goes, it's other peoplewho are offended for you, right.
It was just a shocking thing tohear. Yeah, well she made me
this way, so yeah, bigmouth, it's her fault. Do you
look more like your mom or morelike your dad? I think my mom.

(27:30):
She was in town and a lotof people were saying like, oh,
you guys look just alike. AndI'm like, oh, I know
what I wanted to bring up.Okay, this is a good this is
a good segue here. You looklike your sister. Was that your sister?
My sister? Yeah? Dude,these girls all look like their dad.
The good news is the mom anddad don't have to worry about boys.
A couple in Florida, Tracy andMike Redina proud parents. All four

(27:53):
of their daughters graduated valedictorian of theirclass. Wow. They range in age
from eighteen to twenty four. Theyoungest daughter, Riley, graduated high school
last month and it's clear looking atthe picture of them. His last graduation.
This dad, he won the lotteryman. Four smart daughters never having
to worry about boys because they're valedictorians. They spend all their time, uh,

(28:15):
studying, studying, not going outon dates. I don't care about
Wiener. Yeah, they had nothingto do but study. Dude, look
at I mean they all have hisnose which is like that. He looks
like he got like a box orso like him. Yeah, those are
four Alexa Joels. That's Billy Joel'sdaughter. Billy Joel's daughter, I mean,

(28:36):
does not look like Christy Brickley.There's usually they're manly looking, yea,
they all saying. They all havelike I mean, look a look
at this one. Wow, likea seven head. They look like their
father a man. Yeah, Imean have you seen Alexa Joel. Yeah,
dude, your mom is Christy Brinkleyand you look like Billy Joel and
all your sisters look like Christy Brickley. Oh that sucks so mad. Yeah,

(29:00):
but hey they're smart. And youknow he's bummed he didn't get one
boy at least right, not justwell, like, I know a guy
with four daughters and he's one ofthe looks like the boy. He's like,
damn it, my dad's he hastwo girls. So take here,
Greg, take away, take awaythe long hair. That is a boy.
Look at that? Would you bangit? What do you think?
Greg? Hot? Yeah, takethe dress off, cut the hair,

(29:22):
yeah, draw mustache on it.You even have to draw the mustache on
there. That's all I need.They could pull a Chloe kardash in right
minutes. You get a couple ofthose jobs, that's right. Yeah,
Chloe, she surgeried her way intolooking great. Yeah. Because you talk
about Billie Joel's daughter. I mean, have you seen her recently? She
looks totally different. She's gotten alot of surgeries. That's because there's no

(29:45):
ugly people, just poor people,Joel true. Yeah, she looks way
different than when she did. Asno it brought he said, you want
to text Joel McHale no Alexa Joelor Joel McHale again, God damn it.
I'll we'll do it during the break. Yeah. We need tattoo ideas.
Yeah, tattoo for that. Yeah, make them funny please, people

(30:06):
like ugly mom. If you've gota if you've got a good tattoo idea
for the tattoo that Morgan should gethere in the there for dollars sending on
over on the text too to nineeighty seven. You can send us an
email email at the woodieshow dot commakes the suggestion through social media. You
can find us there at the WoodyShow. And then we're gonna take a
quick break. And I got someother tattoo stats for you. And just

(30:29):
because it's you know, somewhere inthe wheelhouse of the topic regrets nice not
having to do with tattoos, justin general, some some regrets. Okay,
show the morning suggestions rolling in already, very a ton, very well
done, everybody. All right,So I'll go through some of the suggestions
that we have so far. Areyou gonna keep track of these? Yes?

(30:52):
Okay, let me get the Ihave mine locked in, all right,
Morgan, you're ready to hear someof these? O good. I'm
gonna started with this email that wegot from Beth. Beth l says,
my son got Visits a tramp stamptattoo on his eighteenth birthday. He did
leave the words off, but itwas a dare. I didn't think he'd
go through with it. But it'sa it's a panda riding a unicorn with

(31:15):
his middle finger up and it sayssleigh all day nice. It's kind of
like Sea Bass's wizard tattoo that he'sgot on his ass. I like it.
Yeah, all right, So that'sone idea. I thought this one
was funny. Get Jeffrey Dahmer's nameon like somebody somebody else that everybody hates,

(31:37):
like OJ, like an OJ ora Dohmer. The juice is loose.
Yeah, I would get I'm alate OJ fan, actually an OJ
fan. Well, I've been watchingdocumentary since he died and he so you
found out how much he ruled huhbefore? Yeah, you just have interest
in him, You're not like afan fans probably the wrong word, yeah,

(32:00):
wrong word, But I would getan OJ tattoo for sure. All
right, that's awfu list gotta beYeah, somebody said, like, how
about just like a slogan from someonelike BK have it your way, because
that could be funny or I'm lovingit like that. Of course you get
people with the Woody Show logo onthere. Here's one it would say,
make me morgasm okay, funny,And then of course you get like some

(32:23):
typical ones like a penis tattoo orsixty nine sixty nine. Yeah, that
could be good. We've seen thatcome over a bunch. I like that
a lot. The sixty nine sixtyare you going too fast for you Sammy,
sorry, I'm catching them. Yeah, where'd you leave off? I
got the penis tattoo sixty nine andmake me morgasm have it your way.
I got them all right? Thenwhat about Oh this is kind of funny.

(32:45):
I've seen this before, this veryclassy tattoo, and it was a
woman that had the tattoo. Itwas on her stomach, and it was
of a naked woman. She's kindof leaning back like in a crab position,
like a crab soccer position, andher legs are spread, but her
belly buttons her vagiant. Yeah,there's a lot of things coming over to
use the belly. So the bellybutton, my belly button. The tattoo

(33:07):
lady, somebody sent over a suggestionlike that, but said a catus like
animal butthole. Yeah, that's gonnabe I have a belly button piercing,
so that's going to be out.Why. Yeah, well, I think
that falls under the category of like, I mean, you could cover it

(33:28):
up, but I think women,especially younger women like Morgan, you know,
more the midriff stuff like that's youknow, so the cat anus would
just be I mean, it wouldbe somewhere else on my body. I
don't want a cat on my bellybutton? Or yeah, what if it
was just a tattoo of a butthole? Yeah, just like the little bark
and star fish. Yeah, likea bothole on her ribs or something.

(33:50):
That's all right, change change thatone to butthole straight straight up, straight
up? Or how about and wherebutthole? No, it's gotta like.
I think it'd be kind of funnybecause I did see one time somebody uh
wh what Oh it was a friendof mine, guy and I We used
to do a morning show together,Rizuto, and they did something on their

(34:13):
show and somebody lost a bet andwhat they had to do was they had
to get an extra nipple tattooed nextto their other nipples, so you know,
right in the middle. And dude, this thing looked so real just
on a picture. It was oneof those tattoos that looks like a photo.
It was done really well. That'snice, but I mean it looked
like an actual nipple, kind oflike Morgan extra like the word butthole,

(34:37):
just the word. But if yousee it, it's even funny because you're
like, wait, what is thatand you go, oh, that's a
conversation starter. There's no bad idea. We're just brainstorming. Are you willing
to put that in transam form?She said no, and era like giving

(34:58):
directions. Yeah, she says injoy like, like like at a neon
sign, looking fun. But whatif I'm having sexual relations with a blind
man? Yeah? What if?Yeah, then he won't have any of
it. And then then that's anotheridea. Get it. Get a tattoo
of a camel on your big toe. Yes, I had a friend do
this. Yeah you did. Yeah, that seems to be kind of a

(35:19):
popular one. Yeah, we lookat at a meeting. So many people
have that already. Yeah. Ilike that idea because it would be on
the bottom of my toe maybe soI could hide it the bottom of your
toe, my friend, it wouldwear off. Yeah, exactly, great.
Oh yeah, did the same thingthey did in the movie We Are
the Millers is from the three oneseven where her belly just blow her belly
button. It says boner garage withan arrow pointing down, classing. Wasn't

(35:44):
there another tattoo in that movie thatwas like no regrets? Yea spelled wrong?
That that's funny a misspelled tattoo,right? Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, I have another idea buttholebut misspelled b u T. Yeah,
I have an idea of Because Morganwas married for like a month,
she tattoo of the really new Yearthe guy that she was married to,

(36:07):
So then forever it's like, oh, who's who's Ryan? Oh that's my
ex husband property Ryan. Here's thething about that, And I'm fine,
it's an idea. It's on thelist. But that's so easily explainable if
you have the butthole on you andit's miss spelled right, misspelled, that's

(36:28):
my ex husband, and you go, but you don't think that's embarrassing to
still have. Yeah, it isthe name on you. I didn't have
to tell people. It's more normal. Yeah, I guess I see what
you're saying. Yeah, I wasgoing to suggest Henry Winkler because she didn't
even know. Yeah, she hadno idea who that guy was. I
mean, it's just that's a funnyidea. Just the name of anyone,

(36:50):
you know, Jeffrey Dahmer, anyperson that you like to keep your keeping
your suggestions coming in on the textr I P over to two two nine
eight seven. Thirty two percent ofpeople say they've gotten a tattoo to improve
their personal appearance. How does itimprove your appearance again? You look cooler,

(37:12):
you think? I think sure.And people who have scars and stuff
can use it to cover them up, I guess. Researchers looked at twelve
thousand patients and found that people withtattoos had a twenty one percent higher risk
for lymphoma, which is a typeof blood cancer, because the ink triggers
an immune response and some of itgets deposited into your lymph nodes and the
low grade inflammation from it just notgood. So they found that the size

(37:36):
of the tattoo might not even matter. People with small ones Morgan had the
same increased risk as people with thelarger tattoos. But of course they don't
expect people to stop getting tattoos,you know. They just want to figure
out how to make the ink safer, is what the whole point of this
is. So they're planning on morestudies to see if it's linked to other
types of cancer as well. Butthe good news, you know, lymphoma

(37:59):
is usually very tree if you catchit early. There's two different kinds there's
Hodgkins and non Hodgkins limp foma.The non Hodgkins lim foma, there's still
is quote no cure for treatable,very treatable. That's what my mom,
you know, got diagnosed with twentyfour years ago. But the Hodgkins in
foma, there's so much they cando for that, especially again, any

(38:20):
of these cancers, a lot ofthem. Make you catch them early.
You're much better shape. The moretattoos are piercing a person has, the
more they engage in horse behavior,drug use, binge, drinking, illegal
behavior, and cheating. According toScience Science, Science, don't question it.
Tattoos what I've been saying for twodecades, do you? Yeah,

(38:44):
chicks who drink, smoke, what'sthe other one? Or have tattoos or
have tattoos, Yeah yeah, yeahyeah, those are hooking up on the
first day chicks. Yeah, that'swhat men has been saying decade, two
decades. I don't need to doa study. That's just based on personal

(39:05):
experience. Easy eight seven seven fortyfour, Woodie. It is with the
text, your suggestion, what shouldthe tattooed Morgan gets her dare for dollars,
and then you guys will end updeciding, well, we'll narrow it
down. But then you guys witha vote will end up deciding. Then
we'll spin the wheel to find outexactly where it's gonna go. Unless it's
the like the camel on the bigtoe thing. I think that one's obviously

(39:27):
yeah, yeah, that one's alreadypredecided. I'm not on board with that.
You know what, It's been donetoo many times. I'm not for
it. Feet Oh, I don'tcare about that anyways, send your suggestions
over. Oh my god, people, this is the show. Well,

(39:47):
Morgan end up regretting this. Somethingabout her personality tells me no, yeah,
fine, Although she is a verysensitive feeling person, you wouldn't,
you know, like just in aregular conversation or the way you hear her
on the air, but in conversationsoff the air. But you guys agree,
like, yeah, I would agree. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm

(40:07):
emotional. You are, you are, And you're also more concerned with other
people than I would think, likein their words, like you're worried about
what other people think or feel oryeah, more so than I would you
know based on your Yeah, butI'm a Selti center. Yeah that's true.
But no regrets though, You're like, no regrets, no regrets,

(40:30):
like what does it say on herlet me see Morgan, Yeah, on
her profile on social media professional ishtalker. Well it says on there,
but then she'll you know, shouldhave said that, right, there's always

(40:51):
tends to be a lady like thatin the group. The loudest. Well,
get your get your suggestions on overfor what tattoos she should get over
to to seven emails email at thewoodeshow dot com and then on Friday will
narrow it down. Have you guysvote? When it comes to regrets,
what are the top regrets that peoplehave in life? The most common answers
working too hard at the expensive familyand friends. After that, it's not

(41:15):
standing up to bullies in grade school. Grade school? Wow, holding onto
that one? Yeah yeah, alot of people do. I mean,
that's about you know, how it'saffected them into their adult life. It's
their trauma. So they wish theywould have, like, you know,
disrupted the space time continuum when theyhad the chance. Billy Madison, losing
touch with childhood friends, oh babe, spending too much time on the phone

(41:39):
and then breaking up with or beingdumped by the love of their life.
Top regrets most commons, What couldhave you done? About that. I
regret being dumped, damn it.If I could change one thing, yeah,
would make them not dump me.Well, if you were in love
with that person, you probably youknow, regret that it didn't work out.
I I yeah, it would suck. Yeah. Agree, you really

(42:01):
loved that person and then they don'tat it and as if you did something
to cause it that you know wasyou, you would regret what you did.
I could hey for a while thatthat one girlfriend of mine, man,
my, my so called kryptonite fromback in that time. Like not
a regret, but it was definitelyone of those things like man, I
can't believe, like that would havebeen great if it worked out, you

(42:23):
know, like because it was sucha such a thing. Not a regret.
You're right, it's not a regret. I wouldn't find it under regret.
Yeah, like a heartbreak. Sure, regret. You just regret that
didn't work out. Or like maybeyou regret breaking up to somebody because it
turns out they were actually pretty great, like you didn't realize until late.
I get it on that side,Yeah, exactly if you mean the dumper,

(42:46):
Yeah, were you gonna see ifyou had any regrets? No,
No, it's probably not that nothing. Nothing he would admit to you do
like what I mean seriously, notlike no, no, no, it's
not like I turned down my fifththreesome or anything, which is an actual
regret of woodies. Yeah, myfifth. But he's on one and only

(43:07):
chance so far. I would say. You always hear about it from people
like, oh, I should havequit it that job earlier, but you
know it was easy a I wasin a routine, definitely that one,
Like I could be above and beyondwhere I am now easily if I'd done
that earlier. So I just like, well, you know, I'm here
and it's fine. That sort ofthing that might be heard happening right now

(43:30):
as well. So you know,so had multiple times in your life.
You should learn from the first mistake. Yeh, I would get really comfortable
and right exactly a decade later theyregret it, right because for jobs,
relationships definitely yeah, yeah, well, I mean it's very easy to get
complaints duped also by the grass isalways greener thinking because then you get there,

(43:54):
you're like, huh right, yeah, because people romanticize. I think
that's that happens way less because youcan always go back to something. Yeah,
you came from. Yeah, andthen also it's just like I don't
know you you go back to youam I gonna be okay, what's the
worst case scenario? Right, andwhen you figure out, you'll be all

(44:17):
right, yeah, right, befine exactly. It's great. There's that
feeling that. Yeah. And we'llsee how how everything turns out with Morgan.
Yeah, and this I'll I'll doit. Yeah, Yeah, that's
true. I'm all about life experiences. Yeah, regret sometimes start with watch
this check it out issue And we'reinto another new hour insensitivity training for a

(44:49):
politically correct world. Look at that. It's Wednesday morning. It's June twelfth,
midweek. Four gravy, great,menace, c mess, there's Sammy
phones are open eight seven seven fourWoody text two two nine eight seven.
And we posted a video of thethe South Park. What's that called cerial

(45:10):
bomb. For some reason, Icannot commit serial bomb to memory. Maybe
because there's so much chicken in it. No, I'm saying I know what
it is, the name of iteludes me. Yeah. Yeah, so
you can really kind of see justhow it grows. It is enjoyable,
yeah yeah, yeah. But wegot our YouTube page YouTube dot com slash

(45:35):
The Woodes Show. Of course,all the cart nark stuff is up there.
You can see all the different allthe different videos. New animated podcast.
We're gonna have another one of those, I think tomorrow we're gonna debut
that new animated podcast. And besure to follow us on social media the
social media platform of your choice.You can find us at The Woody Show.
Redneck News, yes all right,some redneck news and some other trending

(46:00):
news headlines. There's so much tocover this morning, so show if you
think suspranders count as a shirt newsand today's redneck news. This is from
Knox County, Tennessee. Where's thatSeaves. That's where Knoxville is, Yeah,
yeah, which is the northeast,Yeah, Tennessee. Yeah, there

(46:27):
you go, Plunt your home state. I'm asking, I think, go
to you. I think background.That's where the cops that he got a
call by this guy he was makinga sceneor at the local hobby lobby lobby.
According to the report, they askedhim to leave the property because he
was just yelling and screaming at people. Oh that's not nice. Yes,

(46:49):
he was gone by the time theofficers arrived on the scene. But then
they got some calls from Low's.You guess who it was, Buddy,
That was our guy screaming saw hewas a hold up in the men's bathroom
there at the low still yelling andaccording to witnesses, spelled like booze and
urine. Oh. They asked him. They asked him for his name.

(47:09):
He says, sir, my nameis Garth Brooks. They asked him again
again, he said Garth Brooks,all right, whatever. So they got
him cuffs and as they were doingthat, he tried spitting at him.
But they eventually got him down tothe police station. This is kind of
cool. They use some facial recognitionsoftware and much to everyone's surprise, his

(47:30):
name is not Garth Brooks. Heturned out to be forty seven year old
Truman Wayne Chapman. That's a whitetrash sounding name, Truman Wayne Truman Wayne
Chapman. Yeah, that sound likesomething Stralia, like the Dukes of Hazzard.
Anyway, he also had an outstandingwarrant in another county, so he's

(47:52):
gonna be busy for a while.He's currently locked up the Roger D.
Wilson Detention Facility, and he hasalso been banned for life from the hob
lobby. I know just that locationthough, right like all though, no,
apparently he's been hobby lobby picture thenwhy live whereat his yarn? That's

(48:12):
from Knox County, Tennessee. That'sforty seven year old Truman Wayne Chapman who
was yelling, screaming, trespassing spinn. The cops ended up with a lifetime
ban from the hobby lobby while tellingeveryone his name was Garth Brooks. Wow,
and that is today he's read nick? Where is he can get a
sign that says kit shit? Iknow how we know that's the kitchen or

(48:34):
laundry? How we know that's wherehe watched his club? Fun fact,
my cars all during college were registeredin Knox County. Oh yeah, why
Why because I didn't live in KnoxCounty, never lived in Knox County.
But they don't care as long asyou want to pay him registration fee and
they don't require admissions inspection. Wowabout a new junkie car, six drive

(48:57):
three hours up to Knox County.Pay him, you know, thirty bucks
and this is inspections, not dogmore. What he shows next show will
be right back Woody show man.So much happening worthy of discussion on this

(49:22):
show that I know that you,the Woody Show listener, would really enjoyed
or be interested in. Starting withthe biggest story in the country, Joey
ches who will not be competing inthe Nathan's Hot Dog getting contest this Fourth
of July. He break his jaw. He's been banned, he allowed because

(49:44):
he did a deal with a rivalbrand of dogs Impossible Foods and they're vegan
hot dogs. Why would he dothat? Major League Eating released his statement
saying, quote, we are devastatedto learn that Joey Chestnut has chosen to
represent a rival brand that sells plantbased hot dogs rather than compete. Is
twenty twenty four Nathan's famous Fourth ofJuly hot dog eating content? Why would

(50:07):
he do that? Menus for money? Money? He should have like played
both sides and say, hey,they have this deal for me, Why
are you willing to match it?They say, we hope that he returns
when he's not representing a rival brand. Now, Joey is the hot dog
eating He is the greatest of alltime, the goat. Can I say
that in this case sea basket?In this case because he eats like a

(50:30):
goat, and he's the greatest ofall TIMEAH sixteen titles. He had the
record he ate seventy six hot dogswith buns in just ten minutes. At
first, I was, of coursesad, but I know this is actually
a smart move because he's he's there, he's established. It'll take, like
you just said, it'll take twentyyears for somebody to beat this. Yep,

(50:52):
So why not, you know,be a little bit of a villain
with your stupid plant based ones,makes some actual cash, right, and
then come back in a few yearsonce a new guy has had it,
because because no one else has hada chance to even set foot. Sure
anybody else, all right? HunterBiden became the first child of a sitting
president to be convicted of a crime. Jury found him guilty lying about his
drug use in order to buy agun. He faces twenty five years in

(51:15):
prison, but don't expect him todo any time. He's not even going
to do a day like Trump.Trump's not going to do a day either,
since he's got no prior convictions.That's what all the legal experts seem
to think here. So yeah,before either side gets pumped up about Trump
going to prison or Hunter going toPrinton. Neither one of these guys is
going to prison. Yeah, everybodycalmed down. Calmed down from the What

(51:35):
the hell took so long? Desk? I feel like we've known about this
forever, but okay, they usedto play the song at sporting events all
the time, Dan, and Hey, the name of the guy who did
that song was Gary Glitter, formerrock star guy convicted child molester. He's
been ordered to pay more than sixhundred and forty eight thousand dollars to one
of his victims. The ruling handeddown by a High court judge in the

(51:59):
UK nine years after he who isnow eighty years old. Gary Glitter was
given a sixteen year prison sentence forsexually abusing three young girls between nineteen seventy
five and nineteen eighty Again, whattakes so long? What year are we
in? It seems like this isone of those things like r Kelly.
Everybody knew, right, everybody knows, but they had to takes so long.

(52:20):
Why anything in the legal system takesforever? The other crazy story?
And I saw the video for this, uh oh, the woman in Indonesia
who was eaten alive by a massivetwenty foot python and they cut it open
Greg and there she was. Ohgod, that's the video I watched.
Oh wow, did you was itall blurred out? Because I now I
saw one that was a blurt out. Yeah, there was one on TMZ

(52:42):
that was blurred out. Okay,And of course I went and I found
the one that was not blurred out. Oh my freak. It's everywhere.
In fact, I had to googleit. What did you have for lunch?
After? What did I have forlunch? Didn't you want sloppy Joe's?
I did not get sloppy Joe's.I went to bed too early?
Oh right? What did I havefor lunches? Oh? I stopped at
I Hop nice. I stopped alot of cray It's like my parents.

(53:07):
I stopped at I Hop on theway home. It was early kids,
no kids. I sat at thelike the little counter, the counter.
He's officially a sixty eight year oldleaped floor. Yeah it was great.
Did you have breakfast food? Didlunch food? You did? I did
like pancakes, yeah, pans random. I got the griddle combo with the

(53:30):
two pancakes, the two eggs,ever easy to bacon, the heat brown.
I don't disagree that it's great.Did did you read you use the
paper? No? I was returningemails. Oh my god. Yeah,
did you make small talk with thelady behind the crowner? I didn't that.
In fact, I had my airpods in I was I was listening
to a little workstation going off,well did you bring your briefcase? Greg

(53:53):
next week? When he's a regularand she's usual Woods. There is something
every time I see something in amovie like that. They're living in a
small town and everybody knows each other, and they walk in they go just
the usual, Frank, there seemssomething so romantic about that. Wouldn't that
be nice? And then I thinkif I thought, like for a minute,

(54:15):
more than a minute about I go, I'd be really boring after a
while, it would. But thenyou go down to the general store.
Yeah, but I did not watchthe snake video. I'm going to need
to show to me later. Sothe story, so she was walking through

(54:38):
the forest to go to the market, okay, and they believe the snake
ambushed her, immediately started coiling aroundher. That caused her to lose consciousness,
they say, within seconds, andthen the python just started eating her
head first. And they said theingesting would have pushed the blood to her
heart in a way that would causea massive heart attack. So they don't
think she felt any pain. Butimagine the panic they kill you before they

(55:02):
ingest. YEA, Pythons don't purposelyhaunt humans, so they say it's just
a matter of being the wrong placeat the wrong time, but bumbled on
it. They were also saying thatpythons rarely. You have to be the
size of this one. Yeah,it was like twenty yeah, twenty long,
things massive like the Indonesian you know. Authorities were like, yeah,

(55:24):
this is a rare snake, raresnake, very very old. What's your
Indonesian accent? If you're near theshow? We are really truly the best
at acting. Just you recommend smallladies to carry a snake sprave with you.
What's your take on them cutting itopen? It's like you already ate

(55:45):
the lady, Like, yeah,why we are killing They said it was
to confirm that it was Yeah,she's not, Like, didn't they see
that that woman shaped shape and thesnake? We could see the boopstairs,
but maybe somebody else is missing.We know what this is. Barbara,
Barbara Age, I don't feel likea snake is just out here snakeing.

(56:13):
In this case, obviously this isincredibly dangerous. And why what if it
was the authorities were saying, thesnakes don't grow to be this size.
So this snake is a murder sneaking? Kill it. I think it's too
dangerous. Was its habitat? Yeah, just snaking? Maybe I sound a
little hypocritical, absolutely do it wasmaybe because it was a snake. What

(56:37):
if it was the meg you know, like some right super huge shark that
just grew way too big. Wouldyou say, oh, it's too big
to be in the ocean. Iknow what you're about to other sharks.
You would kill the megg A megis not a shark just out here sharking.
It's a giant snake. It's superrare. Should found that's murdering?

(56:58):
Yeah, you know the news.Two female high school business teachers in Wisconsin.
They were forced to resign after districtofficials found they had been trying to
seduce one of their male students byoffering him a foursome rid and one of
them have been sending naughty photos tothe kids Snapchat. I do have pictures.
Oh wow, you have pictures?Of the teachers. Here's here's one

(57:22):
of them. Guilty, not guilty, not guilty. It's cute, and
she looks like she's probably sixteen herself. Yeah, she looks very young.
Not guilty. Okay, so guilty. But then there's the other one.
She looks like she's the other ladytimes two. Yeah, in always this
is this is the grenade you saytwice as big twice, Yeah, like
you always say, like a guywill have to go out with his buddy

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and someone's job is to fall inthe gird. They were going after some
student. How old high school?So I don't know, high school varies,
sixteen, seventeen, eighteen fifteen,what if he was fifteen? Foursome?
Guilty? Who's the third person?So we don't have her yet,
don't. I don't think it wasanother teacher. I think it was just
somebody else from the church newsletter.The Muckety MUCKs of the Southern Baptist Church.

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They're having their annual meeting this weekin Indianapolis. Imagine how fun that
is? So fun? And Iguess what they're voting on. They're voting
on whether to amend the church's constitutionthat would ban churches who have any women
pastors? That's been going on fora while right there, and not just
in the top job. That measurereceived overwhelming approval and a preliminary vote last

(58:28):
year. I mean, that's howyou keep it going. So they're all
together and they're all voting this week, like, Hey, what are we
gonna do about these women? Idon't think I've ever met a woman pastor.
Really, I have all the weddingsthat you've been to that haven't,
like people get ordained to do it, but not like hitty garbage. Oh

(58:49):
here with those chick pastors. Yeah, you're all progressive with a chick pastor
and they're wearing purple. No,hell no, uh here I had something.
Oh yeah, here's the piece ofaudio that I had for you.
So we always rip on him,Drew Carrey, he sucks. Is the
worst game show host ever. Thisguy was in the Showcase showdown. You

(59:12):
know, they're at the end ofthe show and he bid on his showcase.
He was off by one dollar.Wow, Holy, so he won
both showcases dollars in the moment,lots of excitement, there are like sirens
going off the whole thing. Butthen there's Drew Carrey who sounds about as
excitable as a person arriving for theirchemo treatment. Totally. Oh my god,

(59:35):
listen to see again. I justtold you what happened end of the
show. This is the big showcaseshow that he's one dollar. He missed
it, and he won both.He didn't overbid, he underbid by one
dollar. So he won everything.He won everything, not just his showcase
both And listen to Drew Carrey SpecialMachine, a trip to Miami and a
Kiak five. You've been thirty ninefive hundred dollars actual price. So let

(01:00:04):
me tell you. Let me justtell you, no, thirty nine thousand
and five oh one. You havethat off by dollar with absolutely no help

(01:00:34):
from anybody in the audience. Bythe way, eighty three thousand and sixty
eight dollars. That was the bestshowcase bid in the history of the show
my opinion. Then, oh mygod. What remember when when he started
and you're like he's good, We'relike, are you high? It's like,
what, dudeus there's air cannons inconfetti, sire, and everybody's one

(01:01:00):
chick could even handle it. She'sright away, right, He's like one
dollar? Does he want to bethere? Oh, he definitely does.
He's going to be there until hedoes. Anyway, going back in history,
there was a guy named Terry Terrywho had an exact bid twenty three
thousand, seven hundred and forty threebucks, and another dude named Barney Stinson.

(01:01:22):
Hey Barney that what was that thename of the character and how I
met your mother? Neil Patrick Harris'scharacter who won everything guess the exact amount
and gave it all to the othercontestant for her wedding. I think that
was from Yeah get in and GetGet gad yet get get get good gave

(01:01:43):
it? Yeah, he gave itto Lilian Marshall. Yeah, and that's
how they got that he was fortheir wedding from Barney. Yeah, hello,
sweet you guys never watched that shownow? Oh come ye? That
was fun. I know some peoplethat were obsessed with it. Yeah,
okay, but dude, Drew Carrey, what is wrong with him? They
had a primetime prices right. Idon't know if they do that anymore,
but every once in a while they'llput on Primetime and somebody won a million

(01:02:06):
dollars. I think we might haveplayed that audience like family. Yeah,
you want to you want to somuch of just the music going. Was
he letting the moment breathe? Isthat what he's like, Let the moment
have its moment. Yeah. Offby a dollar, with absolutely no help
from anybody in the audience. Bythe way, eighty three thousand and sixty

(01:02:28):
eight dollars. That was the bestshowcase bid in the history of the show.
You made it, and just intime, the Woody Show is back
a couple of things and all rightsactivists back at it again, vandalizing that
hideous King Charles portrait. I likeit. I think it's cool. I
think it's really cool. But everybody'smad because they don't like it. I

(01:02:52):
think it's fine. I think it'sneat. It looks hellish, it's different.
It is, it's brutal. Goodway kind of like it. But
they're they're pissed about the cruelty onfarms, so they like they made their
own, like plant based options,and they're outright and creating things. Huh
oh no, they're just destroying stuff. Aaron Rodgers knows how to keep his

(01:03:14):
name in the news. The Jetsthey had their mandatory mini camp, but
Aaron didn't show up, and sothe head coach says he knew that Rogers
wouldn't be there because of an eventthat was quote very important to him.
Can you imagine what that is?I can't wait to find out. But
it's still considered unexcused regardless, sohe'll probably get a fine for not showing
up. People are flipping out excited. The three ninety nine mini cooler bags

(01:03:38):
from Trader Joe's. You can't getthem at Trader Joe's. You can't get
them, but they're resailing online forone hundred dollars and people are like,
oh for these tow bags. Basicallypeople would get these are cooler bags.
These are different. These are themany cooler bag joints. Yeah, the

(01:03:58):
new joints I gave her. Igave one to Morgan that was Whole Foods.
She loves it. It's like herdaily bag. Now nice. See
what else do we have here?Oh? Some ravy luck In the news.
This dude in a fishing tournament.He reeled in a five hundred and
sixteen pound blue Marline. So aslong as nobody catches anything bigger between now

(01:04:25):
and the end of the tournament onSaturday, guess what the prize is.
It's money. I guess how much, like one hundred grand I'll say forty
one point eight million dollars huge fishingmoney, right, Oh yeah, one
million dollars. And who's going tobeat a five hundred and some pound Marlway,

(01:04:45):
there's another one of those in thereal lures. There's a lot of
aspects of fishing boats. I canget how fishing works sponsors to get a
return of their investment, there hasto be an audience to see their sponsorship.
Yeah, we have a lot ofpeople that fish. Okay, I
get that shop. I understand tomake your way into casuals, and casuals

(01:05:08):
aren't paying attention to fishing tournaments.Yeah, well, what about the well
they did when that uh, thatnews story happened. Remember they were putting
weights in the fish. Oh yeah, that just happened. Those guys got
busted. I was watching a videoof these, uh of this guy getting
caught and getting screamed at because heput weights in the fish. Again,
like tournament, this is what we'regonna do. See eight text us over

(01:05:35):
to two to ninety seven one pointeight million god dollars, all the weights
in it for catching a fish thatbuys a lot at tobacco. Deb Man
so much then he's too fancy thesethis is and we are into another new

(01:05:55):
hour in sensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world. Today is Wednesday, June
the twelfth, twenty twenty four.Weddy, that's Raby. Hello, Greg
goreg good morning, good morning,what menace, Good morning to you.
Good morning, Woody. We've gotSea Bass. We are out here.
There's Sammy phones are open eight sevenseven forty four. Woody. That is

(01:06:17):
an eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can't hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eightseven. Sea Bass has his science lab
code on. That's because it's timefor science with Sea Bass. Science Awesome
Science with Sea Bass is happening thishour. Now is this an experiment?

(01:06:40):
Are we learning something? Defintely we'relearning? Or do We'll show and tell?
Okay, it's up. I'll giveyou The category today is biology by
biology Science with Sea Bass. Biologyare learning? Well, right now we're
gonna learn Greg about cicadas. Ohno, well, I didn't look damn

(01:07:00):
it. It's uh there's two broodsright right and unfortunately here we we're at
the end of the big cicada doublebrood explosion, and I've been I was
wanted this whole, like six oreight weeks. I wanted, let's get
Greg to Central Illinois where both ofthe broods are just explosions. Yeah,
and don't look now, but herecomes vomb with a cooler full of cicadas.

(01:07:21):
I'm just kidding. Just jump becauseI don't have to live so real.
They're gonna start jumping, jumping around. I got whiplash. That was
a whiplash. Sure, we'll havethat on video. I've got a coloring
activity for you, Greg. It'sthe life cycle of flip the page to

(01:07:46):
where the life cycle ends. God. Yeah, okay, now Greg,
you can kind of talk about it. Oh God. There are four basic
basic parts of the life cycle ofa cicada. What are they? According
to your coloring book? Eggs,Well, this would be eggs, which
looks like little rice, and thennymph, which means they're super horny,
can't get enough. No, Iguess that means like young malt when they

(01:08:12):
literally come out of their and thenadult when they're humongous. How large do
you think these America North American cicadashonestly are? When you say humunky,
I'm guessing let's say two inches,because this this one on the on the
page, it looks like it almostwould be to scale. It kind of
kind of wow, Greg, abouttwo inches maybe, and I got one

(01:08:34):
for you. Actually, oh god, is this? Whoa? Whoa?
What is that? Settled down?Menace? It's something. So I've got
these sticks with cicadas on the endof them. I managed to all together.
Yeah, we can have them dancearound Greg's heads. It's not touching

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you. I screwed my own poodbecause now they're all tangled together. It's
like you went fishing. Yes,he's got some wooden doll rods and he's
got like some fishing line, andthen the cicadas are on the fishing all
together over to Greg. So youcan see. This is what happened when
they fly around and get you.Oh oh see Greg. Okay, So

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this is a this is a controlledsafeway exactly to understand what it might be
like if you were in a placewhere they were all around. No,
I were the double brute is withoutany real danger of death. There's danger
to my well being is why it'syou know, but it's not touching it.
I don't care if it's not sosick. It's on the ground.

(01:09:41):
It's on the ground. It's onthe ground. It torture. Oh,
it's right. How much to pickit up in your mouth? Seventeen trillion
trillion? Yes, I don't havethat on little Cicada marionette. So far
much to pick it up with yourfingers. You're saying, yeahs fifty fifty.
The things they're maybe two inches.Can you describe what you see on

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the floor there, Greg? Okay, it's like a dark brown hard shell.
Looks like a cockroach. Oh,and it has a swastika on its
head because it's a you know,a Nazi. Did you put a swasaa
on it? It should have thoughtmaybe like sea best dressed them up.

(01:10:24):
Let me see, I gave metus one of my little Marionette sticks.
Greg. That has more of areddish hue. Well, now that the
distinctive characteristic of North American ctocatos arethose cute little eyeballs. Look at it
can get closer to Greg's. Youcan see two far away, man,
The wings are what's the word translucent? Very I like the coloring on this

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one, or it's very distinct.For a moment and show Greg close.
Greg these are pretty cool. Theydon't touch my yeahs from that one over
here? Let me see, OhGod, give one to give one of
the marionette things to man to whathe there? He's got one? Oh

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god? Look oh it's you knowwhat? Greg? There? Look they're
even smaller than the ones on thepage. Sorry, see say look look
at the difference. I thought itwas alive. It moved? What did
yeah, Greg? What if Ididn't realize? Now look at the difference
and pulling on it. The onethat was on the page is way bigger.

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It is. There are actually onehundred and nine different species of just
in North America and over three thousandcicada types worldwide. Oh boy, I
haven't heard what Greg's brought. Bestbrought a serving platter in here. Now,

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Greg, I'm really close to beinga lot of people in northing of
Oh God, what he's touching isface? Give kiss? Oh God.
By the way, these are deadcicadas. Folks. I know. I
think you guys have realized that myfear is real. So Greg, now,
a lot of folks, millions ofyoung childrenmember. When I was a

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little kid and we had these inNashville, and I was super cool,
to go and look at them,play with them. But they didn't get
to see the international versions. SoI ordered from Vietnam some international cicadas,
you know, because it's we're allabout diversity. Those are huge, just
look like birds. They're all inplastic. Oh look at that one right

(01:12:36):
there, it's in plastic. Canyou pick the one? And they're in
plastic? Can you pick it up? Plastic for tex they're in plastic.
It's not even the it's in plastic. Look a look at the ones with
the big long noses. Yeah,this one idantic. If you're just tuning
in. This is science of Seabass and we are exploring cicadas torture kind

(01:12:58):
of looks like a butterf live like, Yeah, they're really big, Greg,
can you pick can you pick oneup? They're in plastic, are
wrapped in plastic, they're pinned down. They've been dead for and that one.
You know. Look now, Greg, you've noticed that the North American
cicadas they only they have clear wings. Look at the cool different coloring wings
we have in these Vietnam I literallyjust kissed one. You think you can

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pick one up in plastic? AndI promise it didn't bite Five Oh my
god. That it's a fun fact. Don't bite, don't They don't feed
on humans at all. Yeah,picking up car, you put it in
my head? Oh yeah, great, close your eyes this way, you

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don't. You want to know what'scoming, and just know it's it's wrapped
in plas. Okay, Greg's handis out. Close your eyes because I
know what you're gonna do, becauseis Gonnaut's gonna put in your hands.
Ray, He's not gonna hurt you. Yeah, all right, here we
go. That was that big range. Can you describe the wings? The

(01:14:01):
wing color is luckily, isn't it? It's an amber. I can't be
in anymore. It almost looks likea mom flying right. And that's Greg
that. You can go online onYouTube and you can watch Vietnamese people will
go at nice one. It's smaller. That's smaller. It's got some really

(01:14:23):
nice coloring, all right, orangeand black. The only thing touching your
hand is cardboard. I understand.Okay, okay, okay, Bread you're
so brave, so brave, You'relike a firefighter. You're so brave to
do another game. No, I'llhave like a raw one in one hand,
and one of the wrapped ones,and you have to guess left or

(01:14:45):
right. No, right, We'renot done with show and tell. Back
to your your coloring thing for alittle kids. Hold on once I can
hear Greg, hold this. Youknow that's like the cart nark's fake out.
That is Great're gonna look lash again, wrenched in sweat. Yeah,
I got some loose ones to passaround and take a look at while we're
talking. So again we had thisyear. We had brewed nineteen and brewed

(01:15:10):
thirteen weird facts brewed nineteen. Theycome out every thirteen years. Come on,
guys, get your right and brow. Come on, guys, how
did you procure the ones in thebox. So the ones in the box,
these are actually live, not littledead cicadas from Illinois. And they
because what happens, as you sawin your life cycle, Greg, is
once these cicadas emerge and get outof their shell and molt in too adults,

(01:15:33):
they breed lay eggs. What dothey do? The female lays her
eggs by she's got a little,that little and you can see it on
the Some of those Vietnamese cicadas,these build very long egg laying of a
positor, as they say, eggdepositor and they put those underneath this the
bark of trees, two hundred tofour hundred eggs at a time. And
those little eggs, those little thoselittle rice things you talked about, right,

(01:15:57):
little cuties, and they feed onthe tree sap and then they they've
been coming out over the next fewweeks. That takes six eight weeks or
so, depending on the species.I have a solution. What's that,
right, Greg, Let's cut downall the trees. Now you want to
cut down the tree. I wantto cut them down and burn them.
Pretty big, environmental guy. Thisis no longer. A lot of people
think that once because then once theygo, once they come out of the

(01:16:18):
branches, they don't look like thosefun cidas you have in front of you.
That menace is playing with what theythey're they're little, like almost white,
little ants almost, and they fallto the ground and burrow. Oh
stop it. And when they're underground, a lot of people think, well,
it's thirteen years, seventeen years,they just sit there and sleep.
No, No, the whole timethey're digging around and sucking on you know,

(01:16:39):
roots from grass and trees and thingslike that. Yeah. The sound
they make too, the sound,oh yeah, I got they're sucking the
root. Yeah, oh, that'sthat true, only the males. That's
a fun fact. That's a funfact. Here's the natural cicada. Oh
god, can you hold one whileyou're listening? No, I can't hold
one ever. And that could beeighty to one hundred and twenty decibel.

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Yeah, they're very loud. Bell, they're very loud. So then thirteen
years, seventeen years sometimes, butthey have certain species is a cada.
They're every year, Greg, Soyou could see this every year, but
they don't come out in the millionsand billions and trains like we had this
year, right, And when theycome out now, they don't. They
aren't fully formed like this one that'sdancing in front of you. Man,
let's get that closest we can seeit. Really, right, they come

(01:17:24):
out and they're still not in theirfull adult stage to molds and get rid
of their shell. I've got aboutone hundred diferent shells. When my passes
over, these are just all thisis what everybody steps on. There's gold.
Yeah, bugs not described. Thebug's not even in there, Greg,
that's just the shell. Oh god, it's like an empty out.
It's an emptyware. Look, bug, they're they're not bugs. It's just

(01:17:48):
just bugskin, I know, butit's just so disturbing. It's like,
you know, a snake. No, it looks like it's like you went
to like a peony trimp thing kindof. The shells are the shells that
are left, but there's cicadas insteadof shrimp. Yeah. Look, Brady's
even holding in your hair. Butyou could do that, you could,
yeah, because it's just the outerYeah, you see these like look,

(01:18:10):
we used to pick these off treesand like I said, we thrown people's
hair because they have a little pincerson them. Oh my god, Greg
sticking your hair? Oh can weput one in your hair? Like?
No, everything is no, SoI said, I just had to google
this. I've never seen these before, but I'm one hundred percent with Greg.
Burn everything. Yeah, burn allthe trees. I'm sure they would
survive in apocalypse. Well, theyare underground, and in fact, cicadas

(01:18:32):
don't emerge until fun. Here's alittle fact. The top eight inches of
soil need to be at least sixtyfour degrees fair and right then after a
warm rain, and the little dukescome out and a little shelter to emerge.
We have the noise burned down,all the trees, churn up all
the soil ice, and then youknow what they do. Yeah, and

(01:18:54):
then once they emerge, destroy yourlife. No, they sing a song
out because we don't have This isa cicada song. This is what the
sound they make. We say awayback, say good bad. It took
a lot of years just to getto this our cicadas. I got much

(01:19:23):
of a voice, but I liketo sing the little music with vogeta wings.
You swing it. It was red, but I'm not stone swing there.
That's a science with sea mass learna lot. Yeah, we learned
about we learned about cicadas. Allright, Great he kicked that out.

(01:19:45):
He's not just gonna pease. Iwas gonna pull to show next a little
extra effort. I think we canability shell be right back fast. The
show is learning so much to dayabout cicadas. Yeah, I agree.
Would you say, Greg, thisis how you feel when you fly?
Yeah? There the way I feltlike sweating, uh, having a hard

(01:20:10):
time breathing, having abject terror thatlike that entire segment, and and edgy
and scared. That's why I feelevery nanosecond on a stupid flight. What
if let me ask you this,what if the cure for that, like
you could fly with no stress,you are at ease, but the you

(01:20:34):
had to eat like a cicada,like in other where it's like you eat
one cicada before a flight and youare totally chill, like you don't need
anything else. In fact, likeyou're loving it, like you're having a
great time. Really would you dothat? You know what? One one
fear to get over the other.Probably not really. I think the bugs
might be one you know, aheadof ahead of flying, because he will

(01:20:58):
get on a plane like you wantedto be much one of these h no
cam applying for the rest of yourlife only once a cana. You need
that it would make the fear goaway. Yeah, no, I don't
know. I don't feel like Ihave read the real fly. While there's
a guy in Texas, he ishalfway to his ninety pound weight loss goal.
He got this new bariatric surgery thatinvolves magnets. It's called Levita Magnetic

(01:21:23):
Surgical System MARS for short, andit uses fewer surgical incisions, meaning less
pain, faster recovery, fewer scars, and so it's a grasper with a
small magnetic end and it's placed underthe skin to grip and retract the tissue
in the organs that they need todo in order to get your procedure done.
And the grasper is controlled by thisexternal magnet on a robotic arm.

(01:21:45):
Then the surgeon operates that robotic armand a second arm that holds the camera
to see inside so when they cansee what they're doing, And it seems
pretty cool, faster recover, becausethat's always one of the things for people
that get that bariatric surgery. Thisis with magnets. That's so strange,
and they're just using magnets to youknow, to do the health The tools
move things around. So I thoughtthat was pretty cool. That is very

(01:22:08):
cool. And other stuff here wehave for all you readers out there,
a new book on the shelves aboutbutt sex. Oh it is called but
seriously get the book written by doctorEvan Goldstein, who calls himself the leading
anal health expert in the US analhealth and yeah, and he's he's a

(01:22:31):
and this is this is being calledthe anal Bible. Huh. It's basically
a how to guide for butt stuffsomething like I didn't know we need it,
right exactly, Like maybe this didn'texist and so he just, uh,
he created it. I saw aneed and I created it. Here
is doctor Evan Goldstein talking about whyhe decided to write the book. I
started a practice about fourteen years agocalled Bespoke Surgical in New York. I

(01:22:56):
started to serve communities, right,gay community, post pregnant. See,
and you started to kind of puta lot of the differences together into why
are people thinking certain things, alot of myths and taboos versus why are
people not getting the sexual education thatthey need? Okay, I guess there's

(01:23:16):
definitely a market for that. Incase you're wondering, he's gay as well.
Oh, it can be very comfortabletalking to somebody with first and experience.
You know. Patients come to hisoffice in New York City from all
over for things like anal botox,greg anal botox, what I know you
like botox. Here's a new oneto be all right? Yeah, also

(01:23:39):
testing of their rectal and anal musclesfor grip and pliability, and also to
pick up supplements and hygiene kits thatare sold under doctor Goldstein's own label.
Yeah, hygiene but stuff a doctornamed Evan Goldstein. I am surprised the
butt the but but he's the expertin the butt. I'm sure that book

(01:24:01):
will do well. Oh yeah,says botox. Anal botox is actually not
cosmetic, Greg, what is it? What's it for that? It is
to cause relief for spasming. Solike if you're just like you can't relax
because you've got to be able torelax and breathe plenty of loop or very
key because botox paralyzes the muscles.That's what it does, right, It

(01:24:26):
allows you to it allows you toaccept. Right. So again it's it's
called butt. Seriously b U TT seriously, doctor Evan Goldstein, pick
it up and add to your readinglist today. It's an audiobook too.
He might be good for like aninterview roulette that'd be a fun uh listen,
yeah, or menaces higher education thatactually be better, Menaces higher Education

(01:24:51):
super high talking to the butt doctor. You know about anal the anal bible.
I think there's some snannigans going on. The Woody Show is back,
so this is pretty cool. Ithink if I was a kid, this
would be really cool. I wouldgo to this a Chick fil A location

(01:25:11):
in Louisiana. They're hosting these daylong summer camps for kids between five and
twelve years old that will teach themhow to be a Chick fil A worker,
right, so they'll learn customer serviceskills, dining room hosting, learning
how to take a guest order atthe register, which when I was a
kid, I would think that wouldbe really cool. I wanted to work

(01:25:31):
at McDonald said, I did.I end up having like that dream come
true because you used to make likeif you had like Plato and stuff,
you'd make Plato stuff and yeah,you know, do things like that,
learning how to bag a customer's order, touring the kitchen, preparing the chicken
nuggets, granks, serving ice creamand a cone or a cup that actually,
you know, have you ever goneto like a buffet and they have

(01:25:53):
a soft serve machine. I'm reallygood at it, are you. I'm
actually not that I make a supertall soft serve cone. Yeah, but
I learned that when I worked atMcDonald's. It's it's the proper risk technique.
Yeah I did. Well, youfeel it is what you really want
to do. They're what they wantyou to do. When you work at

(01:26:14):
a place like this, they don'twant you to fill the bottom of the
cake cone. They want you tojust it right along the big big rim
of the top. Yeah, Ijust have it go there. No,
I start right. I have itgo all the way down to the very
bottom of that cake. You canstill build a foundation. They teach you
to do it a different way becauseyou know, you give the customer less
ice cream, but then you haveto have that perfect word builds almost like

(01:26:38):
when you go to the Benny Hannaand they take the onion layers they put
them upsie down to make the volcanoas the kind of that's why how you
want to kind of build that icecream out. So you learn how to
do that, also how to bethe Chick fil A mascot. And the
parents they're paying for their kids todo this thirty five dollars per day,
which includes a meal, a snack, a T shirt and a Chick fil
A name tag. Nice. Now, some people are not happy about this.

(01:27:00):
They try to get it shut down, saying that you know this is
cringey, you're exploiting these kids,But man, is it popular. The
camps they're scheduled for next month therewas over one hundred and fifty spots.
They sold out immediately. Wow,all these people wanting to be exploited and
paying for them. Again. IfI was a kid, I would think
that's pretty fun, fun way tospend a day. Yeah, whatever,

(01:27:23):
who cares. And you get toget a meal, you get a T
shirt, right, they would loveit. They get to hang out and
eat chicken nuggets and ice cream.I doubt any kids being forced to go
like you will do this a couplegift ideas. If anybody's shopping for menace,
all right, so instead of abriefcase, he's never going to use
that now, but he can walkaround carrying a snackle box. Okay,

(01:27:46):
have you seen this yet? No? Okay, So you take a regular
tackle box. Heard that, andyou fill it with snacks. Do here's
what it looks like, von Ifyou want to show her way on the
camera, that is awesome. Soyou take a regular tackle box and because
it's already got the built in dividersand stuff. And the idea went viral
a couple years ago, but forwhatever reason, seems to pop up again

(01:28:09):
every summer. It really has.They sell official stackle boxes. They do
on Amazon they do. But youcan also just buy, you know,
just a regular tackle box and fillit with food. Yes, this one's
got like a cheese it. Itlooks like some goldfish, crackers, some
gummy bears, CHARCOOTERI on the topthere total cheeses and press on the bottom

(01:28:30):
there some vegetables and fruit and fruit, some grapes and apples like bright yeah,
nice and stuff. Have a dessertthat nice. I could see you
carrying that around with you. Oh, this one has a handle. Yeah.
And then how about something else herefor medicine case you're looking for something.
OJ's longtime lawyer, uh huh,just filed new documents seeking permission to

(01:28:51):
sell certain items that were in OJ'spossession at the time of his death.
All right, and he's doing thisbecause you know, you might have heard
OJ still owe some debt, yes, that it needs to pay off.
Is the glove for sale? No, I don't think they're selling the glove.
I think they got rid of that. Yeah, it's probably like innocuous

(01:29:12):
personal items like who cares. Isn'tthere like a serial killer museum? Yeah?
I believe so. Yeah, hauntedmuseum. It's Vegas, right,
believe you go there all the time. Yeah, Brad, you've been there
of it the serial Killer Museum orthe Haunted. Is he even in there
in there? I don't see himin there. Might not be there,
yea. He loves that place wherethey have like gaycy paintings and stuff like

(01:29:35):
that. Oh, speaking of gayback to the whole thing where I was
saying the Chick fil a camp andI said, Oh, when you were
a kid, you had Plato andyou do whatever Plato is effing gay,
Woody says the not when you're akid and you're making French fries. Yeah,
not when you're a kid. You'rea kid. As an adult,

(01:29:57):
I don't know. There might besome some office is that offer it as
like a stress relief. Oh,here, we'll have a little playto station.
Right, there's Bort, So Bort, have you been to the uh
have you been to like the serialkiller? What was it called the serial
of Death or something of death?There's a museum of death and then Zach
begins hon museum has a whole serialkiller room as well. So I've been

(01:30:18):
to a couple of those. Yeah, yeah, they're they're pretty intense.
Really. Yeah, it's like thatmight be the place for like the OJ
Glover. Oh yeah, I meanthough you know it wasn't convicted guys.
Right. Well, Actually, ifyou go to the Zach Begins Hona Museum
in Las Vegas, beautiful place,you should check it out. They do
have stuff from Charlie Manson OJ thestuff. They have tons of stuff in

(01:30:40):
there that feel dark when you gobecause stuff, I mean the fact that
you see like stuff from Dahmer allover the wall and magic ours is jl
CE uniform like it's it's pretty dark. The damer glasses. Yeah, how
did they acquire that stuff? AtMuseum of Death is in Hollywood, yes,

(01:31:00):
yeah, and then the the otherones in Vegas. The use okay,
just make sure we have those.Is that the one where the haunted
doll is Annabelle? Annabel? Ithink not Annabelle, but yeah, one
of the one of the other onesis there. Okay, So check you're
looking for like a fun family trip, yeah yeah, kids, the kids
and go check out the Museum ofDeath. We're gonna take a little bit
of a break in the meantime.Please lower your standards. They're back on

(01:31:25):
my face. It's a show,all right, Welcome back, everybody.
Yeah it is Wednesday, we arethe Woodies Show. Still thinking about bean
clipping. Oh well, because youremember I got a little over zealous with
some manscaping right before my wedding.Yeah, ok, and uh yeah,
I ended up with filicky litis,which is an infection of like a hair

(01:31:45):
follicle. But it was, youknow, down there, got a little
too uh like I said, overzealous with the No, it wasn't a
blister, it was just like uhoh yeah I was. I was in
pain. Powered through it all thought, yeah, of course something. Yeah,
it's your wedding night, you knowwhat I mean. Yeah, it's

(01:32:06):
too easy to just forget about iton your wedding night because you have this
whole you know, like the ideaof what it's going to be, and
then you're just exhausted. But wepushed through. We pushed yeah yeah,
but ended up but ended up atthe at the emergency room because I'm like,
I don't know what's going on,Like I'm gonna be sick for my
wedding and like what the hell is? So of course they brought in all
the nurses and stuff like hey,come take a look. That's why I

(01:32:27):
joked this guy's testicle, you know, but it's like right at the base
of the shaft. So they're alllike looking at this guy shaft. They're
all looking at my pathetic wiener.It's like I do have nice balls,
you know what I mean. Solike that was cool, but like so
I have like half confidence, youknow, but like I just looked.
But like when these like women arecoming in, they're like, oh,
just take a look, and thelike, what an idiot. God,

(01:32:48):
that's filick ulitis. So they putme on an antibiotic and then it's like
anection. Yeah, it's an infectionof the hair. Yeah, because they
said, like because it wasn't ait was just razor I used for my
face, you know what I mean. And then I was like, really
I was really making things look nice, you know, like because you have
the tremors right and whatever, andthen trying to make it look nice around

(01:33:10):
the base of the mailbox there.It's like after you mow the lawn,
you have to do that. Yeahright, yeah, I got to have
like the weed whack around and cothat. But yeah, oh that was
fun. But that's all I canthink about, like, you know,
and there's a lot more going onfor you ladies, like if you're moving
around down there, more delicate.Yeah, I told you. All it
is is like you know, foldsa very delicate skin, and there's too

(01:33:31):
much that could get When I gotwaxed on that radio show, it never
grew back the same. Yeah.It just doesn't part the same way.
Yeah. Yeah, he can't putit in a braid anymore. So,
like I said, we got Morgan'sDare for dollars coming up. We got
redneck news on the way for youthis morning. A couple of news things

(01:33:51):
here. Pistol Pete Maravich. Youremember they did a whole movie about him,
you know, famous basketball player.Never got a chance to see his
son grow up because he passed awayat the age of forty he had an
undetected heart condition. And now hisson, Josh has died. Oh my
god, and he was only fortytwo. Yeah, and they say no

(01:34:12):
cause of death was given. ButI mean, I think we can guess
the same thing, probably right,Probably it's the hereditary All those hard things
are hereditary. I think that hewould have got checked after what happened to
his dad, if they know thatyour dad died of it. Yeah.
Well okay, So like my brotherin law. His dad died young,
and so it turns out that mybrother in law has the same condition.
And so yeah, there he's onlike a special diet. He uh,

(01:34:36):
you know, has got to docertain things, take medications for the rest
of his life. And so eventhough they're aware of it, doesn't mean
that all of a sudden he can'tget you right, right, I mean
you know about it, just becauseyou know about it. That was the
thing with a pistol Pitough they didn'teven know about it, right. Uh,
let's see home alone. House alreadysold, Greg, Oh did?
That was pretty fast. It wason the market for less than a week.
They were wanted like what five anda quarter or something like that.

(01:34:57):
Yeah, it was in a suburbof Chicago when Illinois, beautiful suburb.
But the final sale price, theidentity of the owner not available yet.
The Black Keys, they've had atough go of it lately. They canceled
their North American tour, they splitwith their management, and now Patrick from
the band says the band got screwedand they're planning to tell everybody every detail
about it. Oh yeah, Soapparently it's not necessarily just ticket sales.

(01:35:24):
There's a whole bigger story behind this, and Patrick is promising full disclosure and
they seem pissed, So it's probablya really good story. I'll be looking
forward to hearing that in court.And another little update, Flavor. Flav
has taken his campaign to save RedLobster to the next level. Remember we
told you we found out that RedLobster was closing a bunch of locations,

(01:35:46):
filed for the bankruptcy and everything else. He went to his local Red Lobster
and he purchased like one of everythingon the menu, had that big,
you know picture of a spread thatwas out there and everything else. Well,
now he's doing commercials for them.Oh good for him. Yeah,
Well you know, because they're there, their dishes are full of flea.
Yeah. God, I mean theyhave been running like the same commercials for

(01:36:09):
twenty years. It's time to changeit up. I mean, I love
that he's doing it. I do, and I think I applaud all of
it. But now he's costing themmoney instead of making the money. I
don't know. Maybe he's problem Yeah, maybe he's doing it for free.
Well what if what if he agreedto do it for an equity stake?
Maybe he's doing it for shrimp.Maybe he's doing it, yeah, for
trade, But that would cost ofmoney. If I'm playing with flave and

(01:36:30):
I'm like, hmm, maybe ifI take an equity stake, this could
really pay off for me. It'slike true, It's like actors who don't
take a big upfront fee and theytake some of the first of all back
end back end. Do you thinkthere's going to be back end for red
Lops. I don't know. Idon't think makes a Yeah. I think
they need to just reorganized. Theygot really screwed by a couple of bad
decisions by some you know, acouple of changes in ownership, and of

(01:36:53):
course that that shrimp shrimp gone wrongpromotion. Look, give me equity and
a lobster tank and we're good.I'll do a couple of commercials, a
little bit equity, one lobster tank. Yeah, you heard it, Red
lobster menace is ready. Here.One more thing here. Somebody bought Tom
Brady's pants from his last NFL game. Cool. This is when you know
you have too much money pants?Yeah, eighty nine thousand dollars worth it

(01:37:18):
worth it to buy Tampa Bay pantsthem? Well, I do yeah,
you smell them. For some reason. I never thought of pants until I
heard the story. You always thinkingof the jersey, which would be framed
up on the wall if it's signed. And I tell me to have the
jersey with the pants framed on thewall like a uniform. Yeah, but

(01:37:41):
then you have to go get thejersey. You're not gonna be I don't
think one person could end up withboth the game warn jersey from the final
game and the pants. It doesn'thave to be any jersey. Yeah,
okay, I don't know. Eightynine thousand dollars for I don't know.
That seems it. Better come withthe underwear we talked about, better come
with the cup. There are certainthings that if you have the money,
I would say, oh, yeah, that's worth it. I would I

(01:38:02):
would buy that. Here I couldsee some of the things that get bought.
John Lennon's guitar. Fine, Iget that. Pants like a pair
of Tom Brady's pants. I'm notI'm not going. But you're more rare
because jerseys are everywhere. Who pants, But you have to explain that to
people. Dude, check out thesepants again. It goes back to these
pants. If you're spending that muchmoney, someone should just be able to

(01:38:24):
look at it and go, Iknow exactly what that is. I'm sure
there's a plaque or something next toit. You know, we're framing.
Shouldn't need the plague. He showpresents nerd nut with ravy like you could
look at the Mattel hoverboard from Backto the Future and no exactly what that
is and what it's from. Yougo, is that the one from the

(01:38:45):
movie? You go, Yep,that's all I gotta say. But they
know exactly like a life size pictureof Tom Brady in said pants with the
big arrow pointing to the pants.Yeah, exactly, all right. What's
happening in the world of nerds?So sir Ian McKellen is doing a play
in London and he was given aninterview and talk turned to Warner Brothers and
Peter Jackson producing some more movies setin Middle Earth, and McKellen said he

(01:39:06):
heard the Gandolf is going to befeatured in some way in the first announced
project, Lord of the Rings,the Hunt for Gallam, which is going
to be directed by Gallum himself,Andy Circus. Oh wow, And when
asked if he was be interested inreturning to the role of Gandalf, which
he has played in three Lord ofthe Rings movies and in three Hobbit movies.

(01:39:26):
McKellen said, if I'm alive,he said, there's no script,
there's no offer, there's no plan. McKellen is eighty five. Yeah,
I thought he was. This isthe only project he said he would do
it. Basically he's retired. Well, he's doing a play right now.
I think like that's the kind ofstuff he's interested in doing. Just whatever.
Warner is looking at a twenty twentysix release for The Hunt of Gullam,

(01:39:48):
so McKellen said, yes, ifhe's still with us, Wow,
looking for our release tonight, throwingthat out there, get now. The
headline was The Acolyte is Disneyplus's mostwatch show of twenty twenty four, and
I was like, Oh, that'sawesome, And then I thought, Hm,
what else has come out in twentytwenty four on Disney Plus X Men
ninety seven? I guess which Ireally did love? Now? The Acolyte

(01:40:11):
over its first five days, dreweleven point one million views. That equates
to pour under twenty six point twomillion minutes or seven points seventy seven million
hours of watch Time. Sure,and that's just for the premiere episode.
They put out two episodes that firstweek. The Acolyte fell short of Asoka,
which had fourteen million views in itsfirst five days. Percy Jackson and

(01:40:33):
the Olympians had thirteen point three millionviews over its first five days. In
December, there are now three episodesof The Acolyte for you to enjoy.
They drop on Tuesday Night. Speakingof Warner Brothers, it's been twenty six
years, but never say never.There's a sequel being planned for Practical Magic.
Yes that movie Keeck movie? YeahBullock and Hadman. Oh yes,

(01:41:00):
good, Like this is the movielike I would watch in Halloween as opposed
to like hocus Pocus. Like thisis like way more like geared toward adults.
Oh okay, I remember this.It's so good. Sandra Bullock and
Nicole Kidman are sisters. They're theOwen sisters. In the first movie.
They got wrapped up in the Supernaturalcover up because Sandra Bullock unintentionally drugs and

(01:41:23):
kills Kidman's abusive boyfriend. It happensnow and so they had to reanimate intentionally
drugs unintentionally killed. The og wasdirected by Griffin Dunn. No word on
if he's going to come back anddirect this sequel. I was just watching
a story about him because he justput out a book about his family,
The Friday Afternoon Club. His familywas full of writers, and then he

(01:41:46):
went off to be an actor.And then, of course his sister was
tragically murdered, strangled to death byher boyfriend or ex boyfriend. She was
the girl from Poltergeist. Yes,yeah, Dominique, Yeah yeah, exactly.
I tried. I didn't make itthrough season one, but maybe I'll
try again. Because Apple TV Plushas renewed Kristen Wiggs Palm Royal for a

(01:42:10):
second season. It looks really cool. But I was like, oh,
this is so boring. I'm readyand stuff. Check out the nerd op
podcast at the Woody Show dot comnerd I mean, I was like,
does this get funny? Like Ikept waiting for Carol Burnett, but she's
in a coma in the early episode, so I was like, eh,

(01:42:30):
not sticking around. People have thesame thoughts about the show, Yeah,
like does it get funny? We'regonna it's shiver, We're gonna sit with
It's Shia, and you know,we don't do starting with the celebrities and
starting with a friend of the WoodyShow, Jason Muse, Jay from Jay

(01:42:56):
and Silent Bomb, you know Clerk, all those Kevin Smith move he is
the Big five zero fifty years old. Yeah, and he's doing great.
Yeah. Yeah, he had arough, rough go of it for a
while there. But yead he's gota girl, he's got a kid around
he has he really has. Sohappy for him. Kendra Wilkinson, she's
one of the girls next door.Yeh, she's thirty nine years old today.

(01:43:20):
Marv Albert, the legendary sportscaster.He's all about biting the ladies on
their ribs. Remember that, Likethat's how they'll remember that big story.
And he bit them? Where didhe bite them? Oh? He was
big on biting on the ribs.Okay, yeah, yeah, he's a
rib man, you know. Okay. Marv Albert is eighty three years old
today. Jenially Harrison, the secondditzy blonde roommate Cindy on Three's Company.

(01:43:45):
Yep, you remember that song inthe nineties, like ninety seven. I
think it was Meredith Brooks bitch.Yes, yeah, she is sixty six
years old today. Yea, thatwas so weird. I would have never
thought to sixty six. And thenhe got Kenny Wayne Sheppard, the Blues
guitar master, who is forty sevenyears old today. I always thought he
was older. And your porn ofBirthday today is Val Steel. And she

(01:44:08):
has been fouled more than a playerin the last two minutes of a basketball
game. It's a lot. She'sbeen in one hundred and eighty three fine
films, including two Nights Stand.She was in squirt Zilla Volume one,
also Naked Roommate Prank. She wasin towerk Nato Volume one, also Squirt
Wars, Sick and What Sick?And who could forget her unforgettable role in

(01:44:32):
Val Loves a Big Rod? Ohyeah, what's that about Val? Yeah,
and her love of big rods rave, like in the summertime with your
friends. You don't have squirt Warsfriends, Yeah, yeah, summertime it's
hot, have a squirt war.Yeah. That's Val Steele, who is
twenty five years old today. Andthat is your parn of birthday, your

(01:44:53):
celebrity birthdays, and that is aWednesday morning look at what's happening in the
world of nerds with your nerd OutReport. We're gonna take a quick break,
get some more Woodies show for you. Next, hang on, just
kick your feet up on the dashboardback in a few the Woody Show.
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.And that's gonna do it for Wednesday.

(01:45:14):
Okay, poof, just like thatYe show. It's done. It's Ober.
Ready to move on with the restof your day. Let me quick,
you tell you weight you can findon the Wednesday podcast if you hit
up the Woodieshow dot com. It'sback. It's Morgan's Dare for dollars.
Yeah. So we have this tattooartist that's willing to do a tattoo for
a Woody Show listener, and insteadof a listener, we're gonna have him

(01:45:35):
tattooed Morgan. Morgan's gonna get thetattoo, but you guys are gonna decide
what it is and where it goes. Good night. So any suggestions send
them on over. You can dothat on the text over to two to
nine eighty seven. You can setus an email email at the Woodieshow dot
com, or make the suggestion onour social media. Yeah, they're on

(01:45:56):
Instagram or Twitter, I think whateveryou're using, you can find us at
the Woody Show. Yeah, Morgan'sdare for dollars. Will be collecting your
suggestions. That will narrow it down. And again she gets to veto one,
right, oh right, then theother ones you will vote on as
the listeners, and then that's theone she ends up getting. And then
once she gets it, we'll spinthe wheel to find out how much he's
actually getting for doing it. Right. Yeah, yeah, just nowhere visible

(01:46:17):
by the way, that was theone thing that she asked, and I
think we're going to honor that.Yeah, of course, of course that
always seems to be reasonable. Brandnew redneck news, trending news headlines,
raves, dr now, porn ofBirthday. It's all there on the Wednesday
podcast. Just hit up the woodyshowdot com tomorrow, brand new animated podcast.
Also, if we have some time, maybe Greg's immature applies to text

(01:46:38):
messages. Oh maybe always a fanfavorite plus, So whatever you got for
us in the meantime, you canleave on the after hours voicemail eight seven
seven forty four Woody is the number. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding
Ji, Yeah, Braby men,Sea Bass, Sammy. Anything you'd like
to end Greg Gory the parting wordsof wisdom. Please. Yeah, hard
work is the key to success,but it would rule to pick the lock

(01:47:01):
first of all. Heart, I'mpicking the success that was making it look
so easy and TV shows and moviespicking the hot wiring cars. I get
it done in an instant. I'mfinally in the last season of A Better
Call, Saul, And in oneepisode, somebody just easily picked the lock
to this really nice house. Ohayhas one of those big expensive front doors.

(01:47:25):
Door. It's a very complicated lock. It's easy. And then one
of the other guys was trying tohot wire a pickup truck as guys were
like storming him and shooting at him. No problem, easy, easy,
Oh yeah, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know we'd
love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can suck

(01:47:46):
it. Catch you back here onThursday. Have a great day, s
MDUBM. I quit this bitch.