The Woody Show July 4th 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show July 4th 2024 Podcast

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That's great, gory Menace, whatup? There's sea bass Sammy. Hello.
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and of course the good old fashionedemail, which is email at the Woodyshow
dot com. Coming up for youon the show today. Uh, if
you could, what would you bringback? Everybody knows MENACE's answer. We
hear about it all the time.There's a discontinued item at Taco Bell.
Yeah, the four alarm double DeckerTaco does this to you in nineteen ninety
seven, right, like he wouldbring that back? But like, what

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are some other things that if ifyou could, you can wave your magic
wand and bring it back the Ranchosteak burrito. Not just talking about not
just food. I mean it couldbe food like board toys r us even
though there are some like toys rUS sections in certain vs. That's different,
I mean like old school. Yeah. Yeah, so think about that
and then we'll be taking calls andtext message on it. What would you

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bring back? Also, you knowSammy, you're talking about snobby opinions,
and she is a bottled water snop. Yes, not only will she only
drink bottled water. Doesn't do thefiltered stuff that you can like put in
a picture and it's putting the refrigerator. No, it has to be actual
bottled water. And even with thebottled water that she chooses, she's picky
about that stuff. Yes, ittastes different. They says it tastes different.

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They do want high quality water.But we're going to put that to
the test today, the bottled watertaste tests. Oh oh my god,
And see if Sammy can really tellwhich is which Menace be excited. We
got some raccoon news. Yes onthe Woody Show. Also another thing for
Menace. He's gonna be hosting Aroundthe Weakest Link. That's coming up this
hour. You're on the Woody Show. Now, I don't watch Love Island.

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You guys have seen or heard aboutthat at least? Yeah? Yeah,
they have one here and then there'sone in the UK. Right,
the UK one is the popular one, and then if there's okay, there's
this one from the UK. MARAAHiggins, she's on the Love Island UK
and she revealed that she could havedied because she accidentally left a tampon in

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for three months. Oh god,how do you accidentally do that? That
was gonna be my question, youknow, Raby has questions for the fellows.
This is gonna be my question forthe ladies. Let me read you
the story verst them and get intoit all right. She was on a
talk show, British talk show,and she was talking about the story.
She's trying to raise awareness about toxicshock syndrome. She said that that's what
happened to her. At first,she couldn't understand, you know, what

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was causing her illness. And thenthe doctor said, hey, maybe it's
the three month old tampon that's stuckup against your cervix. Not just leave
that where it is. Toxic shockcan be fatal. It's caused by certain
strains of bacteria that get into thebody and they start releasing harmful toxins,
and Maura here says that the shameand stigma that often surrounds the topic of

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menstrual health could be a reason whyyou know, many are unaware of toxic
shock syndrome. I'm aware of it. What my question is, ladies,
how do you forget? And alsowouldn't you know pretty quickly like the next
time, Like let's say you forgotto take the take the one that you
had there out and you go toput another one in. Wouldn't you think

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it's like you can't put two oilfilters on a car, like you got
to take the old Like if you'regoing to put it in, it's not
the first time, Like your periodjust started and that's the first time you're
using the tampon. If you alreadyknow that you are on your period,
you have to know there's already onethere. Why would you used to be
putting another one in there you don'thave that's the thing you don't have to
know. Yeah, okay, andthen the other thing is, and then

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the other thing is. Wouldn't yourealize it the first time you had sex?
Not necessarily, No, you wouldn'trealize that something was up there,
not only the way she's saying itwas up against her uterine wax. Yeah,
yeah, I'm assuming drunkenness. Ididn't necessarily know. But I don't

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think there's any shame in discussing menstrualhealth. But there's definitely shame in leaving
a tampon up there for three months. She's conflating. Yeah, I know.
Actually a number of people who havedone this where they've forgotten take it
out, put one up. Andanother girl that I know, it was
actually her boyfriend who had to tellher that she smelled. Oh, and

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that's how she So she went tothe doctor and that's what it was.
She forgot a tampon up there.Oh God, I've never known somebody to
do to go look for one.Well, nobody lost in there. Well,
she suspected it was lost in there. She was sure, and she
said, I can't reach I wouldjust I mean again, I don't.
I don't know. I mean,I don't have the equipment, but I

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would just assume that the I mean, like the assumptions D making are incorrect.
Okay, well I'm trying to learnhere, all right, So how
how deep is the average vagina fromlike from like where opening to the cervix?
Like what what is the average lengththere? I know, but it's

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not cavernous to the point where it'slike if there was a wiener there and
a tampon, you would probably feelsomething odd. I would think, like
it's not like there's that much,but maybe not odd enough that it would,
you know, send off a signalbecause I've seen like, you know,
tampon's are you know, they're nothuge, but they're big enough.
And also like once they've done theirjob and they've kind of like expanded or

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whatever, you would think like thattakes up even more roomies in there.
Yeah, I know, but that'sjust passing through because the cervix would then
be open, and then that makesit even more deep in cavenous because now
it's all one big open space.But when the cervix is closed and there's
something up against it and then there'sanother you know, like the yeah,
yeah, but I'm not defending anybodythat I'm just asking the question. Let's

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answer the question. From three toeight inches is variation? Now it got
it does expanding contract if it wasthree inches? Obviously even Woody would have
you right, even I would havea problem there. I thought'd be cool
Greg, by the way, likewhen you watch porn and they can only
get like a portion of it inthere, like like they can't and use

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the whole thing like that is awesome. I know that'd be so cool.
Great for the gal rules, Iknow, but I was saying that then
you can have as much or aslittle as you want. You see what
I'm saying. Because men would justdial it back. They'll be like,
Okay, I'll make a mark hereon exactly. Yep. Uh you ever
forgot one up there? Ray?I mean never, never, Samy,

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No, I never. I don'trun with you. Who do we know?
I was saying that we had discussionshow Julianne who used to work on
the show. I was going tosay she did, but I was multiple
times it was a false memory.Yeah, she's the biggest moron I've ever
met. She knows this. Butagain, even if you're drunk and you

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forgot to take it out, Likethe next day when you go in there,
did you forget that you had yourperiod the day before? Like I
would think it would just be anautomatic of like, oh, you take
the old one out in, whichis the way it works for I'm saying,
isn't there a string? If you'retalking about that all the time?
Right, Well, I don't know. I only use string, But there

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are two different kinds. There aresome that don't have the string, am
I right? Maybe? Yeah,but not a lot of people use those.
And what don't they also have somethat don't have the applicator, like
there's more like a finger push,yeah, cotton bowl, Like why I
don't know why I always use anapplicator with a string? Right that?
That just seems to be common sense. You're asking for me unless you want

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to use the mesro cup min.It's one time that's discussing. No,
it's not talking. Yes, shedoes. Related news, CBS is doing
their part to lower the pink tax. They say they're going to reduce prices
on store branded menstrual products nationwide andpay the sales taxes on those products in
a dozen states. So price isdropping by twenty five percent on CBS Health

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and Live Better tampons, menstrual pads, liners and ravey yes cups menstrel cups.
They said the move will highlight theircommitment to addressing women's health and pave
the way for reducing menstrel inequity isbecause some women pay more. The pin
tax is a myth. By theway, it is not. It is
real. You wanted to razors,We pay more for you know, tampons.

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You guys don't have to buy that. Yeah, because because razors for
men are so cheap. Oh wait, they're like a thousand dollars day.
They put them behind like secure lockand key. The venus razors are two
thousands. Give me the color ofthe color of the razor matters. A
smart move by CBS to pretend there'sa pink tax. It's free publicly.

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They just got to hear thank youfor man'splaining the pink tax. But okay,
women are more likely, I wouldthink are women are more likely to
pay for uh, you know,fancier shampoos, hair products, Like guys
will use pre we don't care.We'll use the white rain. We don't
care. It's to give you thecheapest crap, Like, I don't know
a lot of guys. We're usingthree and ones, like for face,

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hair, and body. It's allthe same stuff. I don't know many
women say it, but I don'tsee. I don't know many women who
would do that, and so they'regoing to have to have, you know,
And I think that's the reason,Like maybe there is a higher price
because the companies know that women willpay more for a better shampoo or a
better body wine. I think it'sa stupid text. You're no one's forcing
you to buy those things. Theyjust know that you're going to buy them.

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Yeah, dummies. Oh okay.Like my wife makes fun of me.
I bought some of that three andone stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,
because like, oh that's convenient.And she's like, I can't believe
you. Well, there was atime in my life where I used bar
soap for everything my hair, yeah, my skin, my face, everything,
bar soap in your hair. Yeah. I was like that was in
my twenties. I was poor,and so I just buy his house.
I still use bar soap my hair, oh yeah. And I saw like

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like squeaky clean. I was like, oh wow, it's so clean.
My hair has always been damaging yourhair like you have good please, it's
very thick. Uh. Let's goto anonymous. Good morning, Anonymous,
Good morning, morning morning. Allright, so what's your story. Okay,
So a couple of years ago Iwent through this with the guy I
was dating, and we both gotsuper drunk and at the end of the

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night we got back to the hoteltried to do the deeds, but I
told him on my period. Hestill tried anyways, and the next morning
I woke up and prink and mytampon and so when I tell my friend,
I couldn't find it chuckle. Maybeit fell out in the toilet when
you're in the bathroom. I waslike, that's ever happened to me.
That's weird. Said, no,that's happened to me a couple of times.
It's not. If it's not weird, just falls out by itself.

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Wow. Wow, that's if youhave a head, if you have a
heavy flow, let's put this fallout, is what you said. Anyways,
I put another tampoint up there andthink I'm sell my period, and so
you know, I take it outnormally like the every couple hours like you're
but a week goes by Moss.My period, I had like this really
bad odor, like a point wherelike I'm out out with my friend and

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make the control the odor to Frank'sgonna bar. This is why Greg's gay.
He can I know he heard onetampon story. I was like,
you know what I'm done? Howdoes this not turn every guy get yet?
So? How long did it?Not being up there for two weeks?
And so they had their like itwas up there so far she had

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to leave the room and the toolto like stick it all the way up
there. They like get it outthe snaky like a plumber does. Yeah,
but then it gets stick fun thewhole time. Wow, all right,
thank you for the call. Appreciateyou. Yeah, see now that
makes that makes a little bit moresense. Sure, you know, because
she went, okay, yeah,that's what. No, not really though,

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I know you're on your period andyou're gonna have sex, take the
tampon out. But if you're drunk, but you're drunk right, trunk automatically
makes you a moron. Hey,someone write down the day in the time.
This is the first time that Rabyis kind of stepping off the bandwagon
of just blindly defending other women.Usually that's what happens, not it's a

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Send that over to two two nineeight seven back by popular demand. This
hour, we've got some raccoon news. Yeah, yeah, raccoon news.
That's what's up. You know,we uh, we talk about it from
time to time. Why do yougot to be honest with your kids all
of a sudden? You make upstuff all the time to get him to

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do what you need him to do. Like I told the story about,
you know, when the ice creamguy would come around. I was so
sick of like every single because everynight, every night, the ice cream
Guy's coming around, can we getice cream? Well, they're playing the
music. I made this on thespot and go well, I really don't
feel like doing it right now.I didn't break out that kind of honesty.
I said, no, he's notany ice cream. What are you
talking about? When did play themusic, that means they're out of ice

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cream? And so every time heheard the song for a while and be
like, ah to ice cream again. Yeah, they I mean, look,
you're young, you don't have allthe you know facts. You know,
it's easy to come up with yourown wild explanation for why things are
the way they are. And Ithought this was pretty pretty fun. There
was this whole thing where people weretalking about the stupidest things they believed as

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kids. Okay, okay, youknow, like uh, I thought video
game AI were actual people whose entirejob was to play with you, you
know, so like instead of playingthe quote of the computer that there was
just somebody somebody on the other side. Yeah, like someone like in a
big building somewhere, like, ohlook, someone Ravey's looking to play Madden.

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I'll play against let me suit upto them. Exactly what a fun
job. Another person said, Iremember thinking that my grandfather, who worked
in the bank, sat inside theATMs all day handing out money. So
there was like a person behind theother side. Like when they did Star
Wars, there was a dude insidethe R two D two right, yeah,

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which like that which you don't neednow, you know what, I
just do it all the remote control. But yeah, maybe when the ATM
was like brand new, maybe that'show they did it start that way,
you know, like they had likejust a teller sitting in the tubes,
right, yeah, exactly, thetubes cool. Yeah, yeah, we
talked about that. We talked aboutgetting a tube system. There was a

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bank. Yeah, there was abank that was closing and we were going
to try to buy their vacuum tubesystem so we can send messages between in
our office and like our phone screeningroom. It was just to be fun.
It would be fun because because ofcourse hot dogs will get in there
and oh yeah, yeah, wecould have done No, we could have
done that. Will it tube?Yeah? I saw it. I saw

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it tube a month or two agoin in a grocery store. It was
in what it was in the visalike for some reason, the office was
behind this other wall and then moneyin there. Yeah I guess no,
like awesome, twenty feet away.He still had the tube. Yeah.
Wasn't it either Sam's Club or Costcothat had a tube system For a while,
they would go to the different likecashiers and stuff. Oh yeah,

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checks maybe, yeah. Yeah.There was another store. There was an
electronics store that I remember going togrowing up, and for the life of
me, I won't remember the nameright now, but you know, so
you would place an order like atthe you know, television department. They
would put all your receipt and informationwhatever in the tube to the warehouse that
was on the second floor. Oh, it's called Best. The name of

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the call the store is Best.Okay. It was just you know,
they had a big catalog that cameout of you. I used to love
going through for like the Christmas orwhatever circling. Yeah, the Best catalog.
And so they had this tube system. It would go and would go
upstairs and then you go to thefront of the store and there was like
a like a pickup ere uh huh, and like your your stuff would come
down the conveyor belt, like yourTV or whatever you bought. That's a

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pretty cool place called Service Merchandise,Service Merchant, I remember Service. Yeah,
we had those two. It's likethe luggage, but it's yours,
bring it back. I love lowtech stuff like that. I stayed at
this hotel where they would bring youcoffee in the morning, and it had
a little like cupboard door in thehallway and opened that, and then in
your room was another cupboard door,so they would put the coffee in there,

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and then you would open your littlepass window. Yeah, and then
when you were jumped in your hoteland then when you were done, you
just put it right back. Andthey have that at that that resort that
I go to in Mexico. Andthen in the morning you just your room.
Did you totally your cheeks up toit? Yeah? Yeah, did
you ever press an you know what? The next time I go there,
I w yeah, but your budgetsup to it. So when they opened

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it, My god, stupid thingsthat kids believed. So it said,
I always wonder how cool was thatmy parents' car automatically told them whether to
take a left or right to gosomewhere. Years later, I learned and
understood how turn signals effing work,like, oh, we're left here,
so the blinker would just start goingthat you know it's right there on the

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stier and calum but chocolate milk camefrom brown cows, and that your actual
legs and arms fall off when you'reentering puberty and underneath is adult skin with
all the hair, so basically yourskin. So like you know, yeah,
got to figure like you know,snakes and whatever. Right, that's
the next level one, because wouldn'tthat kid be like, why don't I
see any twelve year olds with youknow, arms? I believe smoking makes

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you warmer. Why would smokers otherwisego outside when it's freezing? That wind
came from trees? Uh, Mydad, Danny and my uncle told me
and my brother that they invented JackDaniels. Oh sweet, that's a good
one. That a litter bug wasan actual insect greg that would somehow form
any litter that was left on theground. When I was a kid,

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I thought that Various Artists was themost prolific band to ever exist. You
Like, I used to think thatwhen a guy got a woman pregnant,
that one of his testicles would betransferred to her and then that became the
baby. Oh wow, okay,got that must have been a really weird.
Yeah, people could have more thantwo kids. Yeah, I already

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had something. I mean, like, you know, you make up stuff
all the time, like, well, don't sit too close, you're gonna
ruin your eyes. Or crack yourknuckles is gonna give your thritis or you
know, stupid stuff like that.Always Jo would put hair on your hands,
thought that anyone would get pregnant,regardless of the amount of protection that
you would use. That was becauseof my mom, That's what I'm saying.
But yeah, you know, shehad you believe. Yeah, I

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thought that at all went out andmade money. That that meant they were
making money, making money, printingmoney. Yeah, that was their job.
And we mentioned this when we hadthat topic recently, but up until
it was like thirties, he thoughtthat Greg believed that all domestic house cats
were female because they're so girly,they're so tangy. I forgot, did
you how did they reproduce? Idon't know. I didn't even think about
it. I didn't really consider where. I didn't I didn't wear Thank You

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get Away, no wildcats. Yeah, what's the stupidest thing that you believed
as a kid? Hit us upon the text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're going to takea quick break. We got some more
Woodies show for you. Next hangup show. Well, who's ready for

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some mother f in Raccoon news?Yeah, Venice was begging for this for
a long time. Oh, wegotta do raccoon news. Oh there's so
much. Yeah, there's a tonof raccoon news. Let's get right into
it. Menaces raccoon news actually deliveredby Seabell. Ye. We'll start with

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some cute stuff before we get intoa big raccoon controversy. So we'll start.
This is from the Philadelphia Airports,recently shot video where it's one of
those snack stands little news places,right, and they had those self checkout
things now where like it knows whatyou're buying. That's pretty cool, convenient.
Well, that thing has a panelto access, panel to get to
like all the wiring behind it,and that pops a little raccoon trying to

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steal the twizzlers. As you wouldyou would think, there's a wild animal
in the airport and it's touching ourfood. I would think, all right.
This is via Christina krez on TikTok. This is how the people reacted.

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He's a baby. It's like you, like you can get a buddy.
You close that panel. There's awild animal food that'll get him and
that'll get him to go away.For sure. It's a normal reaction.
Yeah, they're so cute. There'sa raccoon, somebody to shoot it.

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Yeah, No, there was athere was a little squirrel that was trying
to get into the PPG Paints Arena. Oh yeah, I took my son
to the game and uh like hewas there was such a lot of people
though. He was intimidated by allthe people, like through like the front
door. Yeah, right through thedoor like where they were checking tickets and
stuff. And he was like,kind of your entrance, not your entrance,
and uh yeah, they because oncethey get inside, what they're gonna

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do. Yeah, look for twizzersand people who will enable this. Yeah,
raccoon news'll stick in Philly, SouthPhiladelphia. This is a little older
video, but it shows you whatto do when you see a family of
raccoons. You see him climbing thiscase of fence. A mom and her
little kids. You see him climbinga fence. You get real close and
your videotape them right, yes,let them be on their way. That's

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why Raby, this is what BenjaminMcCool great name, did not follow your
advice. You got real close himand his companion started videotaping this mom.
But they didn't see that. Therewas a dad who was behind and he
did not like the videoing. Iknow, all right, I got a

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nice bite on the leg, buthe went to gotting his shot Raby's vaccines.
It was no big deal. Butyeah, do you have a family
of raccoons living in our courtyard andI see them occasionally, a bunch of
babies and a mom. I haven'tseen it, dad, Yeah, I
just wait, and you've not goneover to try to, like, you
know, pick one up videotape.Hey, bitch, let me see.

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That's with all animals. We hearit with bears all the time. Like
if you see a baby that's badnews, you get away very I mean,
you give him some twizzlers and youleave. Yeah, raccoon news,
raccoons, all right, now we'regetting to the This is some sad raccoon
news controversy out of a bar inNorth Dakota. You may have seen this
menace. I'll tell you what.I'll have Stevenski from NPR set the story

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up for us. And we don'tget to hear NPR in the morning obviously
because of our schedule. So evenif I could, Yeah, I know,
I've tried I've listened to it beforeand just as not for me.
Maybe they're stealing raccoon news. Thatstealing it. Yeah, this is a
bit. I've seen the story athousand places and it's ongoing. So I
have the update for you. Buthere's an NPR setting it up. Good
morning, I'm Steve Nscape. Wehave a set up line for this joke.

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A raccoon walks into a bar,except it was no joke when a
North Dakota woman really carried her raccooninto a bar. The bartender tells the
Bismarck Tribune she eventually got the womanto leave, but health officials are advising
anyone hidden or in contact to seektesting in case of rabies. So revised
joke, A raccoon walks into abar and says, what's your problem?

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I'm wearing a mask. It's warningedition. Whoa big comedy. I do
you know someone on that staff wasreal proud of that. Oh yes,
Oh wait till they hear this one. Wait till, oh my god,
it's hilarious. They're basically they're stillthere. They're healing their version, the
NPR version of Redneck News and RaccoonNews. Wo big comedy and dad jokes.

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Yes, again, who's the audience, Grandma's and grandpa's And I'm sure
they loved it. My other favoritepart is the very intrusive music. But
yeah, you should keep that levelreally high on that music so he can
almost barely make out what they're saying. All right, So that's good stuff.
That's the big news. A womandid walk into a bar in North
Coda with a raccoon and there wereten people in there. She was holding
it in her arms the whole time. This just didn't bite anybody. No,
this is Aaron Christian. Since she'sthirty eight years old. She found

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this raccoon on the side of theroad as a as a pup a it
raise it back to health, broughtinto the bar because she was very happy
and proud about it, apparently andthirsty. I looked at the picture of
this bar. This is a zerostoplight town. Well, so please find
out about this one way or theother. Show up to her house.
She says, what raccoon. Idon't know about no raccoon, because you
was surprisingly in North Dakota. It'sone of the states where you're not legal

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to own raccoons. Just we've heardabout this in other states. Yeah,
give a crap, and you thinkNorth Dakota of all places. Yeah,
I don't even think they have amillion residents statewide. Well, they kept
on going around. This is morequestioning. They eventually found the raccoon usanize
the ratcoon. What that's the onlyway to test for rabies even though it
didn't bite anybody stud And then shegot a whole load of charges because she

(27:42):
lied to the cops. She hasan unlawful possession of fur bearers. What
which is you think that evidence?It's dark. There's got to be a
way then come up with the ratthat you don't have to kill it.
Like, if you can get abit and get rabies, this is why
can't you just get like collect thesaliva or whatever it is that would be

(28:03):
transferring into your skin from a bite. That's a good question. We'll test
that. When we were when Iwas a little kid, we were looking
to adopt the kitten, and wewent to this house with some sketchy lady,
some redneck kit kitt and bit meand that kidden ended up dead because
I didn't know if that raby's okay. So here's the update. You killed
the cat too, my mom didshe she loves cats? Yeah? Bitch
anyway, So she's got all thesecharges she can be seeing uh fifteen thousand

(28:26):
dollars and two years in jail.What she covered up the trash? Justice
for Rocky is the gofunding if youdonate Menace right now, she has raised
forty eight hundred dollars. Like Isaid, this has gotten a big story
out of a little note that norththe coda bar. What's the money for?
Uh? For uh? She hasa public defender, but court costs,
I see. And if when shedoes get these fines, you know

(28:47):
it's gonna be coming over that.So Justice for Rocky Menace. I got
some raccoon literature for you. Ohno, please, Yes the book.
It's a new children's book called Riothe Raccooner. It's written by Ronica Perry
illustrated by Sue Lewis, and it'sa it's a really crappy story. Actually

(29:08):
it's about another story. No,it's it's about a raccoon. He gets
lost and he makes makes a bunchof friends finding his way home. Okay,
but the myth that men as wellread some of this year, just
one page. That's just one page. I'm too busy donating to uh read
the page with the marker on it. Basically, so Rocky gets all stressed
because he can't find his way home. But he meets these friends and then

(29:30):
Rio and Rio sorry, and thenRio is taught by his friends how to
do like meditation and breathing actual Okay, all right, here we go.
All right. Rio explained that hisjourney alone, he became quite uncomfortable with
the unknown. He then taught hissister a powerful note notion breathing through feeling

(29:55):
to control her emotions. Now Riois equipped to help others heal because he
charged wait, because he changed ofthe way that he feels changed of the
way. So yeah, that's thewhole point of the story is he gets
stressed out in his buddy like thesnake and the owl and whoever teaching meditation?
Is that English? But look atthe look at the very front of

(30:17):
masking the same thing to the insidecovered Menace and inside cover, same questions.
What's to say is this book belongsto a brave raccoon named Menace.
Yeah, customized, well raccoon that'llgo on the shelf, never be touched.

(30:38):
All the other books, all right, some Raccoon news. We go
in some more Raccoon news. Wegot more. Cis all right, let
me take a quick break and thenwe'll come back. Raccoon News continues next.
Hang on, Actually, I understandwhat you're saying. You just don't
know what the hell you're talking about? Is the show? Well, back

(31:02):
at it. We've got some more, uh mother appened Raccoon news to get
to. Yes, So there's justa lot of it that has been that
has been piling up. We've beenkind of blueballed on the on the ratoon.
So yeah, where is it at? Yeah, well it's it's here.
What else you got over there?I love it Raccoon Central. What

(31:22):
local news crew is get a chanceto let loose and have fun with the
story. And that's what you're goingto hear about. This is out of
a CBS five in San Antonio.Ray Raccoon got stuck in a soda machine
at San Antonio College. Oh soit's in the soda machine, crawled up
in there looking for snacks and treesand stuff. Okay, And they spent
quite a while on this, andnow you should know this that they had

(31:42):
just talked about how Ballinciaga has alaced potato chip handle. So they had
just hit that story. Okay,now they're going on to the raccoon and
the snack machine story. Okay,let's see what they do with that.
All right, check this out.Folks in San Antonio College found a raccoon
maybe something. All of this soI had a sew a machine on campus.
What a strange deal, I mean, why not? Right? The

(32:05):
guy's got it going on. Helikes the cola, the furry Bandit was
going through the trash when he wasfound by workers. Animal care officers were
able to safely remove him. Hewas eventually checked out on the local wildlife
rescue before being relocated to a habitatthat was a little better suited for him.
Yeah, safe say, probably didn'tget any any better snacks out there,
maybe a little better for him,no chips. And then sad thing

(32:29):
is he can't make one of thoseBalenciaga purses out of the bag either.
No, Yeah, all right,is that awkward? I got some time
to kill here there, brother,it is. Yeah, It's like,
well, in my mind it madea lot of sense. It's when I

(32:52):
started delivering it that I all ofa sudden realized like, oh way,
it was a soda machine. Iknew that. I already talked about chips.
How can I bring this around on? God? Damn it done in
the news lately. Make the chips. And sad thing is he can't make
one of those Valenciaga purses out ofthe bag either. No. Yeah,

(33:13):
all these chips he got this.This raccoon was like Tom Cruise, kind
of possible. He had to sneakinto the place, into the machine.
He did it all. He's probablyon a sugar rush right now. Probably,
so yeah, let me tell youwhat's nice about that? What's nice

(33:35):
about it? He has a teamaround him that will help save the day.
Uh huh. Here you drown?That is whoever it is, step
steps in the I'm just as guiltyas anybody else of menace does it?
We just sit there and watch himdrown. No one, no one comes
to his rescue, try to pullhim out of his mistake. There and

(33:57):
it's a soda machine a chip,yeah sheep, they found him in the
trash. I'm hard again. Thedelivery is awful, The facts are yeah,
suspect, Yeah, what if Itold you we had another clip from
CBS five Sat answer, Yes,this place is a golden mine. Same
people. I believe these are differentpeople because there there's a this is a
big story where there's a big poweroutage. I think manage may have seen

(34:21):
this. Didn't just have one poweroutage, they had two power outages over
one weekend. Did they maybe havetheir own like raccoon department over there.
I believe they might. So itwent on the field for this one to
find out what caused this power outage. You need to know this. They
went to Sageen, which is asuburb of San Antonio, and they are
known for having the world's largest pecan. Oh okay, it's not a real

(34:42):
pecan. It's some dentists like seventyyears ago made a pecan out of plaster
and that's what they're known for.So you know that they have a big
pecan. When they introduced the raccoonpower outage story, all right in the
city with one of the world's biggestnuts, there's always an animal trying to
find one. Ra Cooon is toblame for going into the East substation the
first time on Saturday night and asecond outage Monday night. While it initially

(35:07):
caused a shock. People on socialmedia took the news in stride. Adiaga
is hoping that darkness won't strike athird time. I know there's some raccoons
here. I've seen some before,but I didn't know it was a raccoons.
And it's hard to believe that there'sraccoons doing that kind of image,
is it? I see? Reallyyeah, that's hard to believe. Wirl's

(35:30):
time. I've seen the raccoon.So that's cut down probably about a third
as long as Wow, they havetime to kill. It was like a
y I seen it. I seeit. I mean I feel stay for
It's like, what do you get? Hey, fill three minutes on the
power outage? Yeah, talk tothis lady who knows nothing nut puns.

(35:51):
YEA. What if I told youa different station in the same town to
cover the same story but with adifferent angle. This ABC eight there,
and what made the story kind ofgo viral is the local police there put
up a picture of a like awine poster of a raccoon. Huh.
Yeah, by the way, raccoonsmake it dead. But this is how

(36:13):
ABC eight covered. That's that sameraccoon power out of story. All right,
one for me I ain't heard thisone before. Look, the criminal
that is topping your speed me todayis committing some crimes in the dark,
and that's why we started off withthis song. But this isn't your usual
suspect, So let me try toput my newsboy song because I got a
crime report for you. Police inthe Texas city of Sagein I'm just kidding,

(36:34):
you're San Antonio. They shared theFacebook post about two widespread power outages
hitting the city in just a coupleof days. Don't worry, they caught
the mysterious electric bended. We evenhave his monk shot. Oh pohlottle thing.
Police say, Ricky Raccoon. Well, he got into a substation over
the weekend and then two days laterhe struck again. It is not clear
if he has any co conspirators,but police are looking into this to make

(36:59):
sure it does not happen again.Hey, this is that's the thistch this
news every day dude. Yeah,let me put my news voice song.
Yeah, so every I am allabout it. Yeah, she didn't know,
by the way, a kind offunny intro song there fire. Yeah,

(37:22):
even though she didn't know what thesong was up. So that's kind
of funny. I give the that'sfamiliar with the fallout boy right, the
director, I'll give him credit.Everything else is a mess so good in
the best way. How do Istream that channel? Mother and Raccoon.

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(38:09):
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Phones are open. Eight seven sevenforty four, Woodie. That's eight
seven seven forty four wood This hour, what discontinued thing do you want to
see brought back? Could be anitem, could be a show, could
be a store. I'm seeing alot of people on the Facebook that were
saying toys r us oh, althoughToys r Us is sort of back,

(38:52):
it's not nearly the same. No, no, no, but it's a
store within a store. Now theyhave Toys r Us locations set up in
Macy's locations. Yeah, it's likethose bands that break up and then they
go on tour and they break upand then they go on to it.
But I have they don't have thesame band members. It's sort of the
same, but not I know,because I've been at certain locations where it's

(39:13):
not that big, and then othermacy locations where it's like a whole floor
where it feels like the old Toysr Us. Right. Tower Records,
Yeah, yes, all right.My first job was a record store.
Record stores spend hours from there.I mean they're still around it. It's
again, but not the same.It's not the same, you know,

(39:35):
Tower Records, Sam Goody, allthose kind of places. Sam Goodie worked
at Sam Goody too. Yeah,for like for half a day, right
to lunch to lunch that I'm like, man, seriously, they thought that
everybody. I mean, I guessa lot of people were stealing from them,
but they were just like it wasalmost like the work released prisoners.
Yes, yeah, you know,because they were just on you all the

(39:59):
time. Anytime you like would comeor go from the store, they're patting
you down, like literal pat downs, just to make sure they're checking your
bags, to make sure you're notwalking out with stuff. I'm like,
this sucks. It just shows youhow much like value we create out of
things that are essentially valueless, likea CD these days, right said,
But back then it was sixteen ninetynine. Yeah, right, yeah exactly.

(40:21):
So what would you like to seeit's been discontinued? Would you like
to see brought back? Eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie. I'll
go through some of the stuff thatwe had on Facebook as well, and
if you want a text over youcould do that over to two to nine
eight seven. Let's go to thephones and say hello to Zach. Zach.
Yes, good morning, Zach.How are you? Thank you for
coming in Facebook? Topic of theweek? What discontinued thing would you like

(40:45):
to see brought back? Blockbuster movieFridays. Okay, how about block We
gotta start with Blockbuster, get Blockbusterback, and then you can go to
the Blockbuster Friday nights. I waswatching that documentary about the last Blockbuster video,
the one that's in in Bend,Oregon. And man talk about like
nostalgia, I know, like you'reyou're watching and they have like all the

(41:07):
flashbacks of like the store's packed,right, you know. Blockbuster always had
that smell so much fun. Yeah, they had that unique school, the
candy, the popcorn buckets and allthat stuff. And then it also had
like the DVDs that you could buyas well. Yeah, see I remember
it was still dhs. Oh yeah, VHS. Yeah, you'd be camped

(41:29):
VHS too. You'd be camped outlike waiting for like whatever was still out,
all the copies of the new releasewere still out. You'd be like
camped out by the door waiting forsomebody. Now, as a kid,
as you know, as somebody whowas like in middle school and in high
school and stuff like that, youhad all the time in the world just
to kind of sit there and waitfor that movie to come back because that's
wanted. What did that guy justreturn? And then also to buy a

(41:50):
new release VHS. It was stillexpensive even for today. It was like
like a hundred hundred bucks. Yeah, well because the ninety that's one hundred
dollars in the nineties. Yeah,I watched I watched another documentary is about
kind of that whole thing. Yeah, and it was because the movie companies,
you know, they made it superexpensive because they thought that the you
know that the uh, the wholelike rental movie business or whatever was going

(42:15):
to run them at a business.But it's like people wouldn't go to the
theaters, they would just wait forand so they made them really expensive.
So they'd buy all these copies andthey was like, wait a minute,
this is a big business. Wedon't have to charge this much. We
can actually, you know, theonly people could afford them were the stores
and stuff. I'm only aware ofthis because one of my teachers was obsessed
with the movie Ghost and she spenton the books. All right, exactly,

(42:37):
Thanks for the comment. Listen tothe show. Yeah, do we
used to rent uh because we havelike a mom in pop place fire house.
So it wasn't Blockbuster, but itwas prime time video p R y
m E T y m me.You know, we'd rent like the video
game systems from there. They hadthe porn section with the beats, like
so no door is just the beatso they can hear them when they adult.

(43:00):
Somebody went in there to make sureit wasn't went, yeah, exactly.
Let's go to ursus. Good morning, Ursus, good morning, good
morning. You know it's our Facebooktopic. What discontinued thing would you like
to see brought back? I'd liketo see lawn darts come back. Fun,

(43:22):
the ones that you could kill somebodywho safe about it. We played
with those things. We didn't murderanybody. Yeah right, Yeah. Sure
some kids died, sure, afew here and there. Yeah, but
that they were the dumb ones.Nobody that I knew, smart kids.
Yeah, you got to weed thedumb ones out. Google it. Anybody

(43:43):
really die from lawn darts? Yeah, death don't if they had the internet
back in the fifties. But yeah, I think menaces on is something here.
There were only thousands of injuries andonly three children died, Okay,
only three kids. Never forgot tocry, and then now everybody else can
have fun. Yeah, those threebad apples. I also like lawn darts

(44:07):
is before we had like video games, you know what I mean, smartphones
and things like that. I don'tknow if it would be as exciting now,
but yeah, still, I justdon't like the reason why they were
discontinued. Safety. I mean,come on Dead Kids. Yeah, dead
Kids, give me a break.So thank you for the call. Appreciate
you. Listen to the Woody Show. We love Oh god, damn it.

(44:30):
You know I hate the child cheers. It's a good one. Eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie,what discontinued thing? Show them whatever it
is you want to see brought back? And we'll go through some more of
the Facebook reactions as well. Nexton The Woody Show. Well, we've
got all this new content coming atyou. Rave that hey, so let's

(44:52):
pay five more. Keep it toyour sucks. I said, im up,
it's gonna cost me more for ishI don't want. This is a
witty show sucks and our Facebook topicof the week, What discontinued thing?
Item show whatever it is? Whatdiscontinued thing would you like to see brought

(45:14):
back? Taco Bell just brought backthe inturrito. Yes, now you see
it. From time to time they'lllike revive something Crystal PEPSI yeah, you
know for a second, I know, but it's the nostalgia thing. Man,
This dodges always big. So whatwould you like to see broad back?
We've been taking your comments on Facebookthroughout the week and now today we're
taking your phone calls and your textmessages eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

(45:36):
That's eight seven seven forty four Woodingwhere you can hit us some of the
text over to two two nine eightseven What about You, Ray? I
have three shows that were criminally cutshort number one Freaks and Geeks. If
you haven't seen the episode one SeeingGeeks, go watch it. It's it
really holds up still and it's reallygood. One season of my so called

(45:57):
life on ABC. I love thatshow so hard. That's where I discovered
Jared Leto of course as Jordan Catialano. That dude was hot smoking. My
absolute biggest heartbreak though, and Iknow that he's canceled. But Joss Whedon
created that show Firefly and Fox likedumped it on Friday nights. Thirteen episodes
total. It's the greatest show.I loved it so hard. That's where

(46:21):
I fell in love with Nathan Fillion. He was the leader. It was
like a space Western. It wasa really odd combination that actually really worked.
This is the romance in Raby's life, Nathan Fillion. People on TV.
Two of those shows are about teenagers. Jordan Catillana, I love you
You know that you know, closeto but not quite well. And I'm

(46:43):
still in love with them. Iknow, but you're like, you know
him, I know, but Ijust but I really I wanted to throw
it to Jordan Catalan. Yeah,cut his hair short again, exactly there,
Greg Gory. There was an icecream brand that was American, but
it was supposed to be Swedish inlook. It was called Frouzen Frozen Glasha.

(47:09):
Oh yeah, I remember Fruisen Glasha. Remember. Almost impossible to say
that glasha. I do remember thatin a white container. The U on
Frouzen had umlats over it, soit looked all fancy yea. Oh my
god, it was so creamy,so good, and it was it looked
bigger than a pint. It wasawesome. It was really bigger than it

(47:30):
looked bigger than a pint. It'snot for great yeah, And I was
like, oh god, it wasso damn good. The funniest part about
that they were sued by Hoggin.Does that's what put them out of business?
No, no, no no,because the idea being that Hoggan Does
was saying, well, we're afake Swedish ice cream exactly, yeah,
a fake fancy European. Interesting.The other thing is riding in the back

(47:53):
of pickup trucks. Everybody got soparanoid that, you know, saying yeah,
like come on, that was partof childhood, so much fun,
like the lawn darts, right exactly. I mean a kid was killed this
year doing that, but whatever,he was a dumb kid, right.
I'm sure there was a kid killedby choking on a burrito. That's how

(48:14):
a lot burritos. A lot ofpeople hitting us up about soup soup plantation.
Yeah, rip yeah. Also oncesee nine oh nine and from nine
eighty five in some way, shapeor form or saying bring back full bush
ladies. What. Well, there'ssome people that are creeped out by like

(48:34):
the shaved thing, you know,because they fricked out what yeah, because
they say, what are you tryingto look like you're like a child,
like you got to have you know, No, you're trying to look like
clean and have easier access to things. Yeah, Well, you know there
are some full bush fellas out there. Well, if you want it,
you can hear yeah eight seven sevenforty four woody eight seven seven forty four
woody the Choco taco. It's gettingsome boats. Isn't that back kind of

(48:59):
No? Oh that no, itjust went away. Yeah, but I
thought they already said that they werebringing it back. That said they might.
I haven't said have you seen ityet? They have not. They
just stopped making them, what twominutes ago. Yeah, but that was
theory. That was the same thingwith the hostess. It was gone for
like a couple of weeks. No, the Twinkies. Twinkies were gone for
a while. Twinkies disappeared for aminute and it went by quick then yeah,

(49:21):
and then they brought them back.How about sky Mally, I mean,
I like the magazine. There's nothere's not in me for most of
the stuff we're talking about. Butit was fun. It was fun.
It was a good time killer.Yeah. That's where I found for the
first time, that toaster where youput hot dogs in it instead of breads.
Hot dogs? Do you know Iever bought it? But I'm really

(49:44):
surprised that was like the signature kindof like Sharper Images. The signats are
always those massage chairs, you know. I'm really surprised Amazon hasn't come out
with like a version of that skymall that they would just put in an
airplanes. Is that where our friendTony found the case of doo maker?
Probably barring pan. There are theend cap of a Walmart. Yeah,

(50:04):
eight seven four wooding. That's eightseven seven forty for what it. Let's
go back to the phones. Let'ssee we got uh Eddy, good morning
Eddie, Ny. Hey, howyou guys doing. We're done fantastic?
All right? So our Facebook topicof the week, what discontinued thing would
you like to see brought back?Radio shack? Radio radio? You know?
Yeah, I thought about radio shackthe other day, you did?

(50:28):
Why? Yeah? Because there waslike a there was a specific cord that
I was looking for, and Ididn't want to wait for Amazon. And
it's not like they carry all thosethings exactly like you always knew you could
find the cords you needed. Thebattery up made it after maybe you needed
a super sweet remote control car thatperhaps you need a later, right,
and then that that sweet DJ equipmentyou didn't know if you want to be

(50:51):
a DJ? And you yes andfell apart, And then you go to
best Buy now and you go asksomebody for a wire and they stare at
you like your you only know whatyou're talking about? No, I need
a banana clip wire. Yeah,I don't know. I yeah, they
they oh but they'll try and geeksquad you and those guys are talking to
themselves like, you know, getout of here. I could have walked
in the radio shack. Yeah,bought me a remote control something with all

(51:15):
kind of crafts to wire at thehouse. Think about Radio Shack. Doesn't
matter what you went in there for, no matter what it was, they
were super big battery pushers. Ohyeah, like they were as like what
you bought, like didn't require batteriesat all. They're like, want a
better package trip place. You know, they were alway trying to do the
batteries. I lasted five hundred years, supposedly. I don't even know where
to plug this crap in, butyeah, I need that too, throw

(51:37):
it in the bag. Yeah,thanks for the call man. Appreciate listening
for the show. Yeah I remember, uh yeah, Radio Shack. I
used to go in there, yousaid the DJ equipment because I'd always play
radio as a kid, and Iwanted one of those little DJ mixers,
okay, and so I'd go inthere and like my mom's like I'm gonna
run down the store. I'm like, I'm gonna go look at the DJ

(51:57):
equipment at Radio Shack, and Ijust sit there for her to come get
me. Just just look at thisthing that was even plugged anything, and
just sit there. I have myvery last memory of radio Shack. I
told this lady to shut up becauseshe was screaming about her like her battery
wasn't working on her phone. Youwor there? No, I was just
there. I was, and Iwas super hungover, and I told the

(52:20):
lady, I goes shut up.My head hurts. And then employees loved
it too, because they were liketrying to be nice becau this lady was
flipping out every once in a while. These days you'll see radio Shack is
trending. I'm like, oh,what's that battery bringing the back? No,
somebody bought like the intellectual property,and so they bought like the name,
and they have a Twitter account thatmother fs people and like talks mad
ish and it has nothing yeah,yeah, has nothing to do with yeah,

(52:44):
and so it's not radio shack,it's not electronics people. Somebody just
literally bought the name and they boughtthe uh the crypto thing. Is it
a crypto thing? Ye? Sothey bought it. Yeah and so yeah,
yeah, oh yeah. They cursepeople out, they do all kinds
of stuff. Every once in awhile, one pops up or like,
can you believe this radio shack hasgone downhill? It's like, first of
all, Radio Shack is not aroundanymore, but this ayahuasca ain't ish man

(53:08):
from Ragio Shack. I gotta followthat. It's crazy. That's a surprise
they went down because Nick Cannon wasthe c oh for a second. I'm
surprised it failed though his credibility.He's good at one thing, knocking chicks.
Let's go to Luis. Hey,good morning, Luis. How's it
going. I'm doing good, doingfantastic. That's great. Facebook Topic of

(53:30):
the week. What the discontinued thing? Would you want brought back? The
original four Locos, the ones withthe drinking, get drunk and super hype.
Yeah. I feel like we talkedabout this recently, but I don't
remember if I asked a question,like, because I was never a four
Local guy, what's the difference betweenthe ones that you see now and the

(53:52):
caffeine the original one of these times, just the caffeine. Yeah, that's
how they made it safe. Soit's not less booze, No less caffeine,
just less caffeine. So it's thecombination to that get you all with
I remember Greg, we taste testedmost popular flavors and he was not good.
Gasoline not good. Just three shotsif you want to get from Yeah,

(54:14):
But like so can't you get thesame thing though, Like if you
have like a vodka Red Bull,it's like kind of, I mean it's
the same thing possibly, but it'snot as fun, you know, the
original cans and the whole thing isthat with the blunt did we just become
best friends? What I'm saying isyou can easily, like people are,

(54:37):
they're allowed to, you know,sell the stuff for Red Bull, like
go to a bar. Yeah,and vodka the combo you can't sell for
local. It's cheap, it's easy, and it's a lot of alcohol.
Yeah, it's is the best cheapit was cheap. Yeah. Alright,
Louis, thank you for the call. Particulars In the wood show, what

(54:58):
do you there? Tie goes tothe runner and I am not the runner.
We got some more on the topic. More Woodies shot for the break
Hang on, all right, whatdiscontinued thing item show? Whatever it is?
Would you like to see brought backeight seven seven forty four Wooding.

(55:20):
That's eight seven seven forty four,Woody. What about you Sea Bass well
mine, I can't believe we haven'tseen yet, but it is. The
KFC Double Down was the one thatwas supposed to be the PILs Oh,
it wasn't just supposed to be.It was chicken, a fried chicken breast.
Then you had like a slice ofbake and some cheese and some sauce

(55:40):
on top of another fried chicken breastand they were delish, and people were
like, oh, they're terrible foryou, lowering calories than the average sandwich
or hamburger type thing, way higherin sodium, but yeah, protein load.
And I was a minor to this. I think we talked about this
when I was in a Spanya andKFC over there has something where they took

(56:01):
up chicken breast butterflatted open deep Fridayand they just threw pizza toppings up on
that. Especially used chicken as thepizza crust. Yeah, that's right.
And the double Down it was herefor like a year or so and then
a glorious year it was. Itwas so good. I had like five
of them. Oh wow, Soof the stuff that people left on Facebook
liner notes from compact discs, right, the lyrics in there sometimes you know

(56:23):
the different Uh yeah, maybe someother art or notes from work recording sessions,
roller rinks, although they're around.Yeah. And then what about old
Country buffet? Oh like and allthose buffets a comp us a Yes,

(56:45):
passes at Disney because they keep changingthe system up for that. Uh,
I missed the old Adidas Somba classics. The new ones with the dorky looking
red tag looks so basic, notas cool as they used to be.
A. How about TV shows havingthirty episodes to see? Yeah exactly,
they have like six now or twoa full year until the next one comes

(57:07):
around. We have a thousand moretea shows. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I'm sorry, menace, I'm shortterm memory. You may ask you
already. No, okay, Ihave like some quick random ones. One.
Uh, there was a all youcan eat brunch at the Rainbow Room
at the top of the NBC buildingin New York and it was like taken

(57:27):
away during the pandemic and they tryto bring it back but still not back,
and it's an awesome experience. Again, all you can eat, which
I love. And then, uh, there was a toy that I loved
as a kid called record Breakers,and no one ever seems to remember it,
but they had a TV show aroundit where you can like build cars
and race your friends, and Iabsolutely loved it. I would still play

(57:51):
with it today if they had them. And then when it comes to TV
shows again, Last Man on Earthand The Way Too Early left me on
a cliffhanger, and then I'll stillloved that show and I was the only
one watching it. Remember I wouldshout out Resurrection. Yeah, yeah,
no, you would make fun ofme, Rayby see you. That's how
much I don't remember Resurrection. Itwas about like all these people that you

(58:15):
know, family members that died andthen randomly just came back to life and
this showed up at your house first. Yeah everybody got dead homies, So
yeah that's true. Hi to Lindsay, Hi Lindsay. Hey how is everyone?
What's up? Lindsay? All right, so what discontinued thing would you

(58:36):
like to see brought back? TheiPod? You mean, like the standalone
iPod? So yeah, just likefor music, I actually still have one.
Yeah, And I guess because likeyou have to pay for more,
Like if you have your own musicand you want to put it on your
phone, it's to pay for morestorage. And then also like I actually

(58:58):
went to school in the Caribbean andthey didn't have like, you know,
service everywhere. So having the Ijust got really used to using my iPod
to like run and stuff too.Yeah again stream or whatever, Yeah,
okay service. Yeah. When Iwas looking at like what size phone like
storage to get, you know,I always bigger because like Somebodey was like,

(59:20):
oh, well you just you juststream it off of Apple Music or
whatever. But yeah, but whenI'm on a plane or somewhere, I
don't have the service like that.Like, so I'll I'll take everything that's
in the playlist on the phone andyou click that button where you download them
all to your phone. I takeup so much room on my phone with
with music and playlists and stuff likethat. But I don't want to carry
around a separate iPod at this point. Yeah, definitely not. I have

(59:43):
that real tiny one like it.Yeah, those like real small ones.
Was it a little square? Yeah? Was the nano was there? So
it had to screen on Yeah,they had to screen on it nice,
And that was the one thing rememberwhen the iPod minis came out, like
you couldn't you know, you couldn'tsee the tracks, right, yeah,
the shuffle, shuffle, raffle,the shuffle, that's what that was.

(01:00:07):
Already forgot the name? All right, Lindsay, thank you for the call.
Appreciate you listening to the show.Away. Let's go to Jerry.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Allright, Jerry our Facebook topic, what

(01:00:27):
discontinued thing would you like to seebrought back for Topia? For Topio was
the drink back in the day.I would definitely like to feel that back.
And my favorite thing about it isit wasn't soda, so even though
it was like the most sugary drink. Ever, somehow they got the contract
to put like all the vending machinesin all the schools like that. Wo
I remember the Yeah, okay yousaid the name. I didn't remember what

(01:00:52):
it was, but now I'm lookingat the Yeah, I do remember that
because that's the thing at the hugeat the school you know, my high
school, well, the one Iwas at my freshman and senior year.
You're right, they weren't allowed tohave any sodas, but they would have
these things. Yea worse, It'sway worse. Yeah, so sugary.

(01:01:15):
Yeah, I'm trying to look atlike a nutrition value. That's funny.
It looks all hippie dippy, butI have like the best sales guy who
went to the school dishes, solike, no, it's it's totally juice.
Put it in. It is.It's a juice with twenty calories yeah,
and thirty two grams of sugar.But it's so yeah it hangs.

(01:01:36):
Yeah. Yeah, but you couldhave those are the school veting machines.
They didn't care. You could buya canon eBay for one hundred and twenty
five dollars. Oh good, ohgood, all right, Jerry Man,
appreciate you listen and thanks so good. All right. By getting on the
drink tip. I can't confirm ifit's still around or not, but SOB
SOB was huge for something. YeahI remember that. Yeah, got out

(01:02:00):
to uh shaming. We can bringthat back to that on the text.
Oh I saw Altoyd's sours. Ohyeah yeah, oh yeah, a big
about Keebler's Magic Middle cookies. Ohyeah those were good Magic Middles. Slush
puppies, yes, slush puppies.Yeah, it was like just plain ice,

(01:02:22):
like in like an ice kind oflike slush with no flavor in it,
and then they add the pumps offlavor to it. Okay, yeah,
like a snow cone, but itwas drinkable. Okay, Yeah,
that's good. Yeah, those arereally good. Yeah, give me them
black cherry joints. Oh yeah.The Woody Show would like to pause for
a moment to address an emergency diarrheasituation. We'll be back right after this

(01:02:46):
shows the show and we are intoanother new hour. Thank you for being
here. My Name'soody. That's raving, great gory is here, there's menace.
What is is our social media director? You can find us. You
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(01:03:07):
Facebook dot com slash at the WoodieShow seat there is walking right out.
There's seams and then we got Sammygood morning. We've got bored and the
phones are up for you. Eightseven seven forty four, Woodie. That's
eight seven seven four Woodie. Setus a text over to two two nine

(01:03:27):
eighty seven. The bottled water Tastetest is coming up for you this hour.
You know, wait, there's abunch of different bottled water brands here
in the studio, plus some somegood old fashioned tap water and h Sammy
told us last week when we weretalking about that what's the snobby what's your
snobbyst opinion? And she mentioned thatshe can only drink bottled water, and

(01:03:49):
much like when Raby said that shecould tell the difference between heinz ketchup yep
and all of their ketchups correct,and she nailed it. And she did
so I gotta give her credit onthat. It sounded it sounded ridiculu those
I'm like, you know, Iagree, like I prefer Hines, but
I will have others if I gosomewhere and that's the only catchup they have,
and I want to catch them up, of course. I mean it's

(01:04:09):
trash, but yeah, outside ofHines, it's trash as good. It's
hard to again catch us. It'shard to screw it up, but people
do know it's easy. It's calledBut anyway, so today Sammy is gonna
see if she can identify what isthe tap water out of all these different

(01:04:30):
waters that sea bass when picked up. I'm trying to give Sammy the benefit
of doubt in general, because sheseems like a nice person but her,
but we might have to get herto the puke bucket because she says tapwater
makes her actually sick, sick.But that's what she said, diarrhea diarrhea
sic. But then again say again, you get the Bugget still, you
found out that tap exactly, Nisyou said you found out that tap makes
you have diarrhea because of what situation. No, it's not just that one

(01:04:55):
specific situation. That was an exampleto give us an example example the initial
for example, it was mega hungover. Yeah, shogged water and then had
diarrhe real band because it was thewater that gave her the dad I'm night
of drinking. I'm trying to giveher the benefit of the doubt. But
this and like the astrology, andslowly surely I know that there's things going

(01:05:18):
on in the studio right now,but I just want you to know it
because there's an eclipse. It's havingsuch an effect. It is messing everything
up eight seven seven forty four,Woody, it is up with the text
over to two to nine eighty seven. I want to bring the side by
the time. This is pretty funny. There's a radio forum. It's just
a bunch of radio people chopping itup mostly about work stuff. Yeah,
but this dude shared this story witheveryone and I'm just gonna read you a

(01:05:42):
little part and says, I'm sick. The flu is going around and I
got it. I'm headed home,but I had plans to meet up with
my quote friend today, which Ihad to cancel. But she still wants
to hook up even though I'm sickaf and by hookup he means you know,
not just meet up. Well,yeah, I wants to bang it
out. I told her absolutely,but she said I don't have to do
anything, just lay there. Butthe idea of flu sex grosses me out,

(01:06:06):
and she got all issy about it. This is why I'm single.
Who gets issy about someone being sickand doesn't want to hang out? Do
I end it now? Might bea little too needy question mark? Do
you think, chaser, Well,you want to get all the poison out
when you're sick. It's surprising thana dude will be posting this. I

(01:06:27):
don't know any guy that be like, oh, I want to hook up
because I have. I turned downa BJ because I was too full.
That's true, right, but thatwas again not as a single man.
That was guy married for a while, but a single guy. Yeah,
I f that's true. I pulledmy back, I could not like stand
up, and I still managed to. Yeah, hang it out, That's
what I'm saying. Hang it out. Like I was, I couldn't walk
for the next ten weeks. Iwas like, ah, power through now

(01:06:53):
is just somebody just seeking praise,like, oh, I'm better than this.
I don't need to know. Imean, do whatever to get laid.
No, I mean I understand,like, like, wow, what
a puss. Yeah, I wouldthink because I think Medas is right.
But that's what I'm saying. II do understand, like from a guy's
perspective, like you would just kindof power through if she's still down with

(01:07:14):
it, that you would kind ofpower through it. I would think more
would be like a woman who wouldbe grossed out by the idea of like
the other person sick and you know, I don't want to be involved in
that, but hey, get allthe you know, drink a lot of
fluids, you know, get allthe poison out, and that's just another
place that the poison could be hiding. Get all that out. I don't

(01:07:38):
know, Well that sounds mythical,but yeah, you want to sweat it
out. Remember that one time raveI sweated out and I got mega been
people go oh sweat out? SoI wasn't feeling that great, would you
do? So this is like backwhen I was like working out and I
was in really good shade he was. I was doing two a days and
uh, right after work, Iwent to the gym to quote sweat it

(01:08:00):
out, and I was so frigginsick by the next morning. Oh yeah,
I mean like I couldn't get outof bed, and that very rarely
happens to me where I get thatthat kind of what I get that kind
of sick. It turns out virusesdon't just live in your sweat, right,
it's actually in a mean response thatyou have to go through. Yeah,
well I learned that the hard way. I think there's two things going
on here. Number One, whenyou have the flu, you're not horny

(01:08:24):
even if you are the guy.And number two, this chick sounds gross,
like the kind of girl that woulddo that is probably not a hot
slam. How is this one ofthose things? On the text? I
was Women just don't like being turneddown, definitely, because y'all women aren't
used to it like guys. We'reused to rejection. It's no big deal.

(01:08:45):
Yeah, no big deal. That'sjust kind of has to roll off
your back. I mean, youknow, typically women in that situation,
like when they're ready to go,very rarely get denied, even if the
guy is sick. I mean,that is a good point to you.
Guy. It's like it's a blanketstatement that that he would be horny literally
twenty four hours a day he's sick. Yeah, he's not in the mood.

(01:09:06):
I'm telling you, what's the fluto the house. You have to
be like, Greg, have youever when you haven't been feeling well?
Huh? Turned down? Have youever just gone through with it in the
past if I was sick? Yeah, absolutely I have gone through with it.
Yeah me too, Yeah, definitelysay we're dudes right, it's fake,
but the sick have you ever gonethrough with it? Sure you have.

(01:09:29):
That's surprising. I would have thoughtfor you for sure, for Raby,
like, no way. But thereare you know, sick and then
sick, right, you know,Yeah, that's true. There's times where
you can't even really get out ofbed. You can't. But if you've
got like a walking cold, sickness, pneumonia, getting you can power through
that, yeah, or you gotthrough already got diarrhea because you drink water.

(01:09:53):
You know that I might not powerthrough stuff? Yeah, power?
All right, So we're gonna putsalmity the test, the bottled water taste
test. See if you can pickout the tap water from all the samples
of the different waters. Only oneis the tap leak. God, you
did buy a lot. I've gotsome fancy stuff. I got some alkaline
water, which we'll go into.What a scam that is? Yeah,

(01:10:14):
bottle water, bottle water in general, giant scam, alkaline water, extra
extra scam. Yeah, yeah,all right, that's next on the Woody
Show. Hey, well, we'vegot all this new content coming at you.
Rave that. Hey, so let'spay five more. Keep it sucks,
I said, I'm gonna blumb upthe interface. It's gonna cost me
more for I don't want. Thisis the witty show. Sucks every time

(01:10:41):
we've done one of these. Before, I asked the person who's about to
uh take the challenge, how confidentthey feel, Sammy, how confident do
you feel that you're gonna be ableto identify these tap water? I do,
but I'm nervous. Why nervous?You don't want your expertise to be
well, what if she's too biga sip of that tap water? If

(01:11:02):
a giant fraud right and she endsup having massive out the rest of the
show. What test did you fail? We had a taste, I could
tell the stoves, Yeah, Isaid I didn't like Stofers, but then
yeah, but then we loved it. Well, there was certainly worse than

(01:11:24):
the Stofers, that is for sure. Yeah, sto is like the mac
and cheese and the Stofers lasagna,Like, aren't like, I'm not going
out of my way for either one. But I believe it was your number
two, number one. You likedit better than you thought. Well with
me and the peanut butter skippy,I skip skippy like ended up being my

(01:11:44):
number one. Yeah, see that'lllearn you. Yeah. So here's Sammy
that to face the same thing.Yeah, to my wife the other day,
like what did you buy? Shebought that peanut butter of the natural
stuff that has like all the oiland why why bothered doing does it look
like? But it's the extra crunchythat I like. I'm the only person
in the house that likes the extracrunch It's just for you, So why

(01:12:05):
buy me the stuff with all theoil in it? I don't want that,
is it? I don't like that. You don't want a gallon of
oil they gotta stir it? Yeah, I don't want that. I'm like,
you bought this weight for me,or you bought it because like you
think it's better for me. It'snot. Just give me the regular garbage

(01:12:25):
stuff. It's way cheaper. Itwas. It was, uh it was
the regular like Skippy or one ofthose jiff like. It was their natural
line. It wasn't like, yeah, it wasn't like some some like private
label looking stuff. And if theyare going to give you that natural stuff,
give me like an extra four inchesof space, because yeah, when
you do oil, oil gets everywhereoutside. That's what I was saying,

(01:12:48):
but nobody listens to her remembers thatI used to buy, uh the grocery
store that I used to go tothat thing where you could grind your own
peanut butter and so you would justlike get the you get of peanuts and
you put them into the machine thatwould grind it out into So I get
the honey roasted nuts and I madelike a freshly ground honey rout and that
stuff was really good. I waswilling to mix the oil for that.

(01:13:11):
Let's take that right now. Couldthey get at home if you have like
a like a high end like Vitamixed style blender and it is it gets
warm in there too, yeah grindingyeah. So uh. Our newest member
of the Woody Show and one ofour newest producers. She says that she
only drinks bottled water. This isher snobby opinion admission to us, and
that tap water makes her sick.And so what do we have here.

(01:13:33):
We have a bunch of different bottledwaters. Four different bottle waters, the
big brands. You got your Fiji, your Aquafina, your Dasani, and
one of the uh, one ofthe new trendy alkaline waters, which is
garbage. You cannot change the alkalinitynumber one of your stomach, number two
of your bloodstream, number three ofyour bones, which is some of the
claims made by alkaline water. Theycould change the alcohol line in your bones.

(01:13:57):
That's some of that's some of theclaims. That's some of the claims.
It's it's again. This is alkalinityis the opposite of acidity. It's
just a slightly higher pH which ifyou go high enough, can't be just
as bad for you as having toomuch acid. Thinking of yourself, like,
wait a minute, why should welistening to this from the cart narks
guy. A little fact about SeaBass for your newer listeners. Sea Bass
graduated from college with a degree inchemical engineering, chemical and biomedical engineering.

(01:14:19):
Thank you, all right? Soyeah, so he when it comes to
stuff like that, at least aframe of reference, right exactly, and
he could explain it to you ingreat detail. Essentia is the brand we
have of alkali and number five,well not necessarily number five, but the
fifth choice is tap. Okay,all room temperature. By the way,
so there's no one of my cupscame with hair, So is that that's

(01:14:42):
indicated? That's raise? Yeah,alright, extra fiber, it's fiber water.
It's a he's a random cups fromaround the office. So who knows?
What do you have your you haveyour cups over there? Yes,
all right, all right, Sogo ahead, this is a sample number
one for one and see if youcan taste any kind of should we smell

(01:15:03):
it? Like, why I'm smellingit? Oh it smells like water?
Oh yeah, okay, all right, cool. Now are we making notes
as to what which one you thinkit is? I'm gonna be useless of
this, Okay, just make alittle note of which one you think it
might be. Okay, all right, all right, the number two sample

(01:15:28):
number two, number two. Everybody'staking their step now. I used to
think I was like a Poland springguy. Really that's my favorite. But
I think that's just because you know, I was really kind of suck it
in. Now it's like, Idon't you go to the restaurant they go,
would you like sparkling or still orstill? Now that's still a scam.

(01:15:49):
Could you go? You'll have tapbecause still meant tap? Yes,
that's it means bottle. They don'teven bring up tap water or sometimes they
called house water house water. Ohjust house is that tap? Then yes,
you can bring that out because ifyou ask for still sometimes they bring
out that. It's like bottle.Yeah. And then like you look at

(01:16:10):
your bill and you've been you've beencharged for it. Oh I this is
what brings up an am I thea hole is I I had asked for
just like regular give me whatever water. I asked specifically for ice house whatever
tap at a bar out of thegone. I don't care, dude,
despite me saying that brought me abottle of bottled water and then charge me
for it. Of course I left, and because of that, I left

(01:16:31):
them as zero tip. Oh good, like like I wrote the I wrote
on the receipt, I told younot to charge not for you know,
just charged me for just water andyou still brought me the bottle no tip.
Did you try number three yet?Yes? All right? And then
the last one number four? Actually, oh there's five. I'm sorry four.

(01:16:53):
And then I'm not saying that there'sno difference, like I said,
there's different minerals and stuff. Youcould have a preference. Okay, what
to say that it's not anything differentfrom Oh, going back to the restaurant
thing. Greg came in, I'mso angry today. I'm not angry.
I'm amused. I went to anice restaurant the other night, and uh,
instead of saying would you like breadwith your dinner, he said,

(01:17:16):
would you like to participate in breadservice? Oh, service for the rest
of the night. And I wassaying, oh, I'm participating in bread
service. We would also like toparticipate in wine. I would like to
participate in your steak. Yeah,so they brought the bread, participate and
they enjoy. They participated in breadservice, right, which is the basket

(01:17:38):
of bread, and then at theend of the night, at the end
of the night, they put iton the bill. Which is a restaurant
we frequent and now they charged forparticipating in bread service. You said you
wanted, yeah, which was whichwas like that. That's kind of like
the tapwater thing. Everybody just kindof this. I think it's like the
responsibility of the restaurant. You shouldtell people like, look, every restaurant

(01:17:59):
brings out bread or whatever here,we charge you for it. So tacky
to say, would you still havegotten it? Yeah, because I love
you know, you know who doesthat? And look, we love their
wings. But Hooters does that withranch and fries. Yeah stop and they
say they'll say, all you wantblue cheese a ranch, but they won't
tell you, oh, you're gettingcharged with fries to that yeah yeah,

(01:18:20):
yeah, yeah, wing stop chargefries ranch charged. They charge you for
it, but they phrase it insuch a way that they don't tell you
I'm getting this for free. No. Well it's kind of offensive too,
like oh, just fly you know, do you not have money to buy
bread. It's not offensive. Ijust like it's just weird. But I

(01:18:42):
do like that, would you likebread to participate in in bread service?
I was like, one of thesewater samples is my least favorite. Really,
Okay, I realized I got somefor you water water, what if
you want? Okay, he's nota water guy. I have one guy
chocolate. Oh that's not true.That's not true chocolate. All right,

(01:19:10):
So everybody's making their final notes.We're gonna take the break, let everybody
kind of think about it for asecond, and then we'll come back.
We'll see if Sammy can really tellthe difference in the bottled water taste that's
which one is the tap. She'llprobably know because she'll feel the diarrhea.
Yeah, yeah, all right,so we'll come back. We got the
results of the bottled water taste that'scoming up here next on The Woody Show.

(01:19:32):
Hanging. We're gonna take a littlebit of a break in the meantime,
please lower your standards, all right, Well, we have the results
here the bottled water taste tests.Sammy Marino is the newest member here on

(01:19:54):
The Woody Show, and her snobbyopinion was that she will only drink bottled
water. Yeah, yeah, Imean, I'm too good child for tap
water. And she said, andshe gets sick if she drinks the tap
water. She's end to the bathroomsix times. Yeah, all right,

(01:20:17):
So and everybody else took a tasteof all the different water. So I
tried all the different waters. Ionly made a note about two of them,
one which one I thought was thetap water, and then the other
one which I was my favorite.Now I'm agreeing with Raby. All pretty
negligible. Yeah, but if Ihad to pick a favorite, which one
would it be? I said threewas my favorite. I thought that number

(01:20:40):
one was the tap water. Allright, that's what I put for the
tap as well, you put numberone tap water? Why would you?
What was your tap because? Andher favorite? The other the other four
were very similar, and then therewas the one that one stuck out a
bit. Yeah. Now, asa person who only really drinks tap water,
I don't really drink bottle water,that one should try it. That

(01:21:02):
one tasted the most like what Iwould, but I'm normally drinking compared to
the other ones. Okay, heis most familiar, most familiar. I
think the Sanny arrowhead and tap waterkind of all tastes the same, so
I found it kind of difficult.Yeah, now, did you have a
favorite out of all of them?I agree with you, number three?
Number three was the best. Greg, I was utterly useless in this adventure.

(01:21:26):
I went one, two, three, for five, all identical.
I mean absolutely, I dentical.I didn't have a favorite. I didn't
have a least favorite. They wereall. I'm with Greg. If you
if you'd swap numbers without somebody knowing, they probably couldn't tell that you did
that. I mean completely, ahundred percent identical. I think you're having

(01:21:48):
a number on the cup makes youthink it's different, right, Yeah,
Now, Sammy, which one didyou think was the tap water? And
which one was your favorite? Ialso chose number one for the tap water,
and number three is the favorite.Interesting, there was no consultation,
you guys are None of us spoketo each other. There was no no
sharing of opinions. I wrote themdown by brand too. Yeah, all

(01:22:12):
right, so why don't we godown the lit First of all, I
wann't you tell us which one isthe tap water? Well I will do
that in just a moment. Well, we'll start with number three, because
that was the consensus favorite man menace. You have a question, is it
smart water? I put the Adown. Smart water is not on the
table. Oh damn the then okay, then it must be the alkaline And

(01:22:33):
number three was the alkaline water jamRay. Now they make it alkaline or
anti acidic by adding minerals, sothat could be what you gots keying in
on. Is there some more likeflavor to this? Okay? I think
it's like calcium is something else theyput in there, so it's it's more
it's got something Okay, okay.The tap water was number one. Who

(01:23:00):
not only was Sammy correct, wow, but around the room as well.
Yeah, those who chose anyway.Interesting. I thought there is a difference
that you can tell and from Raveand Sammy, what were your like,
what was the difference? Could youcan you quite? It's hard to quantify
what you thought. A Number onewas tapering? Yeah I did, and
I said it was because I drinknothing. But his reason was it tasted

(01:23:23):
that was the most that was themost similar to me. Number one tasted
to me like stale water, likea water that's been sitting out for a
day, You know what I mean? And if you go drink it,
there's definitely a difference. And that'swhat I was tasting here maybe I don't
know, flatter, just tasted like, oh this has been it's stale water
like it could be that. Imean, there's gotta be it's not nothing,

(01:23:45):
but there's some bacteria naturally occurring.Also, did you get it out
of the bathroom? I got itout of I got it this like an
hour before you drank it out ofthe breakroom. Break room. Did you
let the did you let her runfor the while? So that's the other
thing too, It's like if theyou know, because the water is like
there and the pipes and if youlet it run for a minute, greg
Old hate that, I know watergreat for the drought. Was number two

(01:24:09):
disni okay to go down the list. Number one tap, number two Fiji.
Number three was that Essentia alkaline water. Number four Arrowhead, which was
my loose f I nailed that toarrowhead. It's a lot of nail for
the entire list one to five,which of course makes number five to Sony,
Yes, look at it. Lookat arrowhead catches a lot of shade

(01:24:32):
on the text, like ahead trashto me, it tasted my least favorite
because it tasted kind of sour almost, but again in the tiniest minute,
like I didn't care obviously. Yeah, all right, look at Sammy this
test. Then you get sick fromthe yet. Well, but I didn't
chug a full glass of tap waterafter a hole drinking, right, Yeah,

(01:24:56):
that should be the next test.Let's have a drink a whole glass
of tap water if you had rawchicken, and then see fill this diarrhea
and savot diarrhea. Let's go toMatthew. Hey, good morning, Matthew.
Matthew, Hi, good morning.How are you So you said there's
a difference between dead water and livewater? What the hell does that mean?
Yeah? I was confused that toowhen I first heard it. So,

(01:25:18):
you know when they like you know, reverse osmosis and some filters that
they use, are you know theways to like terrify water, it actually
takes out all the minerals and itwould be just dead water, and it's
actually harder for your body to absorb. Yes, be broken down and then

(01:25:38):
you know it's able to do hisjob, whereas natural spring water or you
know water has the minerals still init. Are you going to be absorbed
right away. Okay, so deadwater just means that, like everything,
everything's been filtered out of it prettymuch. And I mean it even crystallized
is different and whatnot. I'm notsure if you earlier may have been saying,

(01:26:00):
is that their kid didn't like thesuper filtered water and because it doesn't
have those minerals. The reason youguys like the essentia not because the ChIL
because of the mineral contents. Yourtake the bars that have the sphere,
like the just the round ball ofice that its like in a you know,
yeah, like cocktail glass saw.Yeah, they have to use a
water that's filtered a certain way toget those crystal clear. Rightwise they can't.

(01:26:25):
Yeah, like it's not even likea special freezer or whatever. It's
got to be like, yeah,it's got to be filtered a certain way
because other does make it completely clear. The impurities cause like centers for the
ice to crystallize around them crystals.All right, Matthew, thanks for the
comment. Appreciate it. Yeah,absolutely, I mean because awesome at parties.

(01:26:46):
Yeah, I think this whole yourbody obsorts dead water. I think,
yes, more what he shows next, hang on, he try would
just found a really gross video onthe internet to check it out? Or
what do you show next? Okay, play again? More fun than Gonerrhea.
I mean I've had gone are afew times and I'd say I haven't
had goner yet. Show. Well, that's gonna do it for Thursday morning.

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Yeah, that's all I got.Bravy men a sea bass, anything
you like to add that is it? Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Yeah, even if you haven't hadsex in a really long time,
no worries. Just look at thetax portion of your paycheck. You'll realize
you just got FT real for real, Yeah, getting AFT a lot.

(01:27:56):
Then you're getting aft. Yeah,so much effing, so much effing all
right, thank you very much Greatgory Wood, thank you so much for
giving the we show some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know we
love and appreciate you for that.The rest of you guys can suck it
and we will catch you back heretomorrow. Management willing have a great day
smdlem I quit this bitch.