The Woody Show August 14th 2024 Podcast

Barbie Hoarder, How much for that Barbie Crap?, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Listener discretion? Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
All the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
While it's the middle of the weekend is Wednesday morning,
it is August of fourteenth, twenty twenty four. Hello and
welcome we out here. My name is whatdy. That's Greg
gory Man. It's good morning to you, morning, and a
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Coming up for you today. So of course news headlines
will have the entertainment stuff and the porn of birthday
before the hour's up. But Menic ended up stumbling into

(01:49):
where where were you? You were like, it's some kind
of an other thing. You aren't going for this event? No, no, no, yeah.
Allegedly I did see by the way, I think a
comedian store that I stop at every morning. They did have
a really sweet Hello Kitty keychain. I almost bought it
for you. I think he might be over Hello Kitty.
I thought you loved me. I do. If you really
want it, I'll get it for you. But I thought

(02:10):
maybe you're hollow kitty. You're Hello kitty face.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I always need flair for the videos. Yeah, the Woodies
show videos, so it could be great, all.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Right, good?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
No, oh, yeah you're no. I was no.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
But I was in Palm Desert, California, okay, And I
saw in the news previously that there was this this
uh Barbie convention going on, which was a five day
sold out convention. And then when I was driving through town,
I noticed that I was near it, and I had
a microphone with me, so I said, hey, why not
we do that? How much did you pay for that barbiekrap?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
We need to not not why not do that? Well,
because I.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Don't gather my thoughts. It wasn't what the hello Kitty stole? Yeah,
I'm like, what are we even talking about here?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah? Anyway, Yeah, so he was talking like much we
would do like we do with the comic con how
much you pay for that nerd? How much for that
Barbie crap? And Gina grad is going to join us
later on this morning because as we were talking about this,
she's bringing some audio with her, like she saw this
thing with this Barbie hoarder. Nice, it was like a
TV show or something. Anyway, she'll tell us all about that.

(03:16):
Can you imagine? Joe? Yeah, I'm sure that person was
at this convention. Oh yeah, and apparently they paid big
money for this Barbie stuff, especially like people pay big
for nerds uff, but like the Barbie crown.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Oh yeah. I was watching pawn Stars somewhat recently and
there was this old episode where Marie Osmond's wardrobe guy
or whatever had this vintage Barbie and he sold it
for seven thousand dollars seven.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Grand for a doll I love.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
I'd probably get into this, but the the people who
buy these?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Are they old ladies or old gays? Well this was
an old gay. Yeah. What do you think man? As
you were there?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yes, I think you're correct on the Yeah, it was
yeah only like yeah, I'll tell.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You more an that's later on this morning here on
the Woody Show again phones text ever you want to
be a part of the show, we'd love to have you.
How about some Woodies show? Did you know? Okay, the
first ever cell phone call was placed on April third,
nineteen seventy three. Yeah, I totally knew that. And when
one of the engineers at Motorola who built the phone,

(04:22):
walked out onto the street and called a competitor at
AT and T just to brag that was the first
in your face, that was the first cell phone call.
Legendary story. Yeah. The term spaghetti Western, spaghetti western, you've
heard that before. Yeah, that refers to Western films made
in Europe. And the genre got that name because most

(04:43):
of these movies were directed by directed by Italians. Oh
oh yeah, so westerns, I guess were once so popular
nineteen fifty nine. In that year there were thirty prime
time westerns on TV. I mean the name Sergio Leone
ain't exactly British and that's that's on just three channels,
had thirty primetime westerns on just three channels. Nice what

(05:06):
he showed. Did you know in the original version of
Sleeping Beauty from the fifteen hundreds, it's like, that's at all,
Like I didn't want to do it for nineteen seventy three,
that's not that old. But then we had nineteen fifty nine.
You know, it's still not that now it's nineteen Yeah,
fifteen hundreds. Oh, the prince didn't kiss her to wake up?
Does anybody know what happened that that woke her up?

(05:28):
It's always something way darker and gross exactly, like gave
her a disease or something. How did he wait? Intercourse
she's hits sexual Yeah did he? Yeah, violate her. He
impregnates her while she's sleeping, and she wakes up when
the baby's born. Oh that's so sweet. See that's the
original Sleeping Beauty. And then she learned what have you ever?

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Did you ever think about just reading your kids the
original version of all these No, so that then when
they go to the talk to their friends, they're like, yeah, hey,
you guys want to watch Sleeping beauty.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, baby came are like the original version of Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's pretty dark. Yeah, all this stuff. The Ice Bucket
Challenge is officially ten years old. It launched in August
of twenty fourteen, and it's raised two hundred and twenty
million dollars over the past ten years to help find
a cure for als. For some reason, the Ice Bucket
Challenge seems older than ten years. It does. I agree
with that, doesn't it? Yeah? See it does. It seems

(06:23):
like fifteen it does. At least it's like eleven or something.
People were asked, have you ever eaten roadkill? Hell? No, no.
If you haven't, you're not alone. Only six percent of
people say they have. There's no way that high, and
it was more common among younger adults under forty four.
Twenty seven percent of people say they're fine with people
collecting roadkill for personal use, but thirty three percent think

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it should be illegal. I don't care. If you want
to eat roadkill, go for it, do it. I'm not
doing that.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Enjoy might as well put that dead animal to use.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Are you like you've never eaten in a kind of stuff?
I BET's the kind of thing I could see my
parent much. Ye I was gonna say your parent once again.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
I guess hunted squirrels. And he's not from the country.
He just got into it for some reason. He's from
suburban Chicago. I could see them doing that at some point,
but I don't think we ever did as far as
I know, because they had friends. Who would you know
they bring to your carcass or whatever, or do your
meat over. I mean, I'm not really possibility.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay. The reason karate belts go white, yellow, orange, green, blue, purple, brown, red,
and black, any idea, it's pretty rainbow because the fighters
used to only be able to afford one belt to
keep dying it darker and darker as they progressed. See
what he showed, did you know? Cool? Pretty cool? I'd

(07:46):
never heard that before. All right, see you're smart. That's right.
When someone is a PhD. What does PhD stand for?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Ooh a phizz I'm thinking pH is physician, but that's
an empty medical dog. Okay, I don't know, but educated.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Guess probably Latin right physic physi and physio PhD. Uh
player Hayden doctorate, doctor of philosophy.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I yeah, he was less cool, doesn't it that's not impressive.
You got your PhD.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Well, this makes sense, like the philosophy of fill in
the blank. Yeah, okay, the philosophy behind other feel.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I would just say it, like straight up philosophy is
a worthless degree. So Wood the show. Did you know?
Twenty two percent of sports fans have good luck rituals,
and almost a third of them feel like it really
does make a difference. The most common rituals include wearing
certain things, eating or drinking certain things, and of course
just praying for your team to win because that works.

(08:56):
As we get into fire, one of the like the
fantasy drafts happen? Oh, I mean you can already, like
you it's it's too early because because the rosters aren't
set yet, right, Oh, does it happen in that week before,
like so after week three and then the bye week
before week one? Yeah? Like I know, like people do

(09:19):
them at different times those weekly you know, I know
you can set Oh yeah, of course you could do that.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
So he says live, well, live drafts start in May.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
That can't be right, yeah, I know, Like usually once
the fifty three man rosters are set right.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
On the end of August or over Labor Day, weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay, there you go, so right before the seasons. N
I do you ever wonder why sparagus makes your peace
smell weird? I have wondered that. Yeah, it's a weird compound,
a sparagusic. It's a sparagusic assets spara, And how the
sulfur in it evaporates as soon as it hits the air.
So that's why the smell is so strong and immediate.

(09:56):
Interesting grows there you go, Well, then why does your
peace smell like honey nut cheerios right after you eat it?

Speaker 6 (10:02):
You gonna same thing aromatic compounds.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah, everybody knows that. All of a sudden, it
just smells like you open the box and stuck your
nose in it. Like, man, my peace smells like honey
nut cheerios. Thirty nine percent of people say their emotional
health is most improved by their dog. I believe.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I agree is true that marijuana together.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh about it. Twenty seven percent said the same about
their mental health, and twenty five percent say the dog
helps them boost their physical health, so walks and stuff
like that. She's done nothing for my physical health. She
doesn't want to, but she's done plenty for my emotional
and mental health. You weird a baby, And finally for

(10:44):
what the show? Did you know? Twenty six percent of
social media users already consider themselves influencers, even if they're
not getting anything out of it. Fifty four percent of
people would quit their current job to become a full
time influencer. Oh yeah, i'd quickly, Yeah, take all the pictures.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah, I can go hang out at hotels around the world.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I guess. Yeah. I saw this video pitching me on
something on Instagram basically saying work five days a month essentially,
And it's how to take the news headlines that are
out there and repurpose a video that you can then
post on your stuff and then it drives money somewhere around,

(11:31):
like you know, twenty thousand dollars a month or something
like that working five days a month. And so it's
all about like speo, and it's called clipping, right. So
like you just then post some stuff on like so YouTube,
Like you'll see like there's a big thing and people
there's a video attached to or people are talking abou
Oh there's some video of this situation all on YouTube. Yeah,

(11:52):
and you'll go on there and it's just littered with
people who have just these dumb like and there's a
computer program that will put that stuff together automatically. It
takes no time for them to do it. Do the voiceover?

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yes, correct, And I want to see the story and
there's nothing about the story there.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, there's no video what you want to see. But
because it's hitting views and everything else, you're making money
off of it, and so it's like, you know, twenty
grand a month, they're like work five days a month. Yeah,
good clippers can do that.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
I have a feeling YouTube will find those people and
stop them pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's consense. Yeah, it's garbage stuff
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Speaker 2 (13:10):
And into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It's August fourteenth, twenty
twenty four. Hello The Woody Show, Woody, Greg, Bennie, we
got a sea baths. There is Sammy and joining us
just for a brief moment today, just for this seek

(13:32):
maybe next segment and for lucky enough, because whether your
mom's in town or something like that.

Speaker 10 (13:37):
I got to spend time with mama.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, where are your Ginagrad? By the way, Hi,
where are your parents from? Your dad is? Your dad
is no longer?

Speaker 10 (13:47):
My dad was here for a million years. But mom
in Kansas City, Okay, down the Midwest?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Okay, yeah, so here to visit. I understand how that guest,
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
All right?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
So, but anyway, Gina was telling us about this this
Barbie hoarder, which Greg hates hoarders. If anybody is new
to the show Greg explaining your position on hoarding place.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
I think hoarding, for the most part is mislabeled. I
understand it stems from some sort of trauma and then
you get this mental illness where you collect stuff. But
I think my theory is that they're just hardcore nuclear lazy.

Speaker 10 (14:25):
You've never sad something there.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
You've never seen a hoarder who's a marathon runner. You've
never seen a hoarder who has working toilets. So they
just get a bucket. They're so lazy they can't even
call a plumber just because you have an excess of trash,
your your sink doesn't work. Yeah, you know, it's so stupid,
so lazy.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
I think they And then the quote just the the
disability is them telling themselves why they aren't lazy.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
They're actually a collector. Right, Well, was was Howard Hughes
considered like a hoarder or does he just kind of a.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
He hoarded Kleenex boxes on his shoes, he kept.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
His own urine. That was my question, like, how can
he be a germophobe if you're collecting your own, you know,
waist because he's nuts. Well, I knew that, That's what
I'm saying so it would be a mental ye know.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah, and then a horder will eat a you know,
a hamburger and then take the wrapper and just throw
it on the floor. Right, So don't tell me you're
doing that because but your sister died.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
I watch a lot, that's my favorite TV show. I'm obsessed,
and these people are like, don't take that used Kleenex.
It was me maws, So like they are nuts.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, it's insane. What's cool?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Now there's Instagram accounts that are not even the TV
show anymore. Now there's Instagram accounts that'll just go clean
up these people's houses for free because.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Then they make money off. Do they have to video?
Do they have to kick him out first or till
they die or no? I don't know that. I don't
know what this situation. Yeah, because the most part of
the show is like fighting with the person. Just sit
there and everybody else does the word. We're gonna make
two piles. Yeah, this piles the stuff that we can keep, right.
The rest of this stuff is the stuff that we're

(16:04):
going to have hauled away like freaking out, Yeah over
some broken lawn chair, the house fish tanks yea, all right,
So Who is this out Barbie hoarder.

Speaker 10 (16:16):
This dude is named Stanley Coleroot, and he is very
proud of his collection. He's in Hudson, Florida, and he
dresses from head to toe and like just the hottest
of hot pink. He has over two thousand Barbies. It
takes up four rooms in his house, including his bedroom,
and he spent over eighty grand a dude, yeah, on
these dolls. He has a Barbie plane, a Barbie car,

(16:38):
a three foot tall Rapunzel Barbie, three thousand Barbie outfits,
and one thousand dollars Barbie dreamhouse. Here he is explaining
the origin of this obsession.

Speaker 11 (16:48):
I started collecting in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That's a guy. That's a dude.

Speaker 10 (16:53):
That's Stanley.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, I am shocked.

Speaker 10 (16:55):
That's Stanley.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I was gonna make a jugg about what does his
boyfriend think about this club? Can you find out?

Speaker 11 (17:00):
I started collecting in nineteen ninety seven and it's just
been going and going. People walk into my museum and
there is that their jaws just dropped. Anything that I
find at a garage sale that has the BA R
B I E to it, I'm buying it. It's like
a drug habit. You just can't quit.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
You go, girl, Hey have you seen in the video?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Do you see is it a total junker house or
is it put together?

Speaker 10 (17:27):
The house is whatever the barbies are at least you
can see every barbie. They're not in a pile. They're
like stapled to the walls. But that's the thing. It's
like they're talking about an asylum. It's from its floor
to ceiling.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Just isn't the kind of guy that would have like
garbage on the floor.

Speaker 10 (17:43):
Yeah, he definitely, he definitely. He may have some bodies
buried under the patio, but they are not you don't
see him.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Stanley showing me a photo right now, and it looks
very well we mel kemp. Yeah, not like a typical
horror house order. It's just a mess or kind of
like a boards collection stuff or you just have everything
like on what like shelves, Oh yeah, shelving. Now I
don't have the space to put everything on the walls
and everything anymore. Yeah, I saw a picture. He's post
stuff on Instagram every once in a while, because maybe

(18:09):
yesterday day before. He just has like random photos of
like the eight billion action figures of Star Wars yep,
you know you know how many you have? Just roughly,
like rough estimate how many action figures?

Speaker 12 (18:21):
Oh god, I have no idea. You would have to
break it down by by series. Still, I wouldn't have
an idea.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Really, like a rough estimate how many hundred hundreds? No,
I have one hundred barely on one shelf. Hundreds.

Speaker 12 (18:36):
No, I'd say maybe endless accounting storage maybe three four thousand?
What maybe maybe more moving thousands? Yeah, huh, well I
have a lot of storage.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Greg obviously he has them on ice. Yeah, I don't
have the space to display them, all right. So Stanley
the Barbie hoarder, Yeah, let's.

Speaker 10 (18:54):
Talk about Stanley's man Dennis, who now has over a
thousand Kendles. He is totally on board with this insanity check.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh yeah, because well he's got so he does the
Ken side of things.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
He does now because of love.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Stanley is doing the bar Okay, what a couple of weirdos.

Speaker 11 (19:11):
I told him I was a Barbie collector, and I
took him to his first Barbie convention and he went
and started buying up every ten that he could get
his hands on.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
They both sound like chicks, don't they. By the way
the photo I see his jacket looks fabulous.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
It is, and he says, uh, barbies aren't just for
little girls, It's for everybody who enjoys quality.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Thank you very much. Is that what your argument was
for the Stanley Muggs.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Stanley Muggs are quality. I mean that's the fact.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, Stanley, he asked, got to ask the question, like
why Stanley. There's been a number of I've explained.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
It to you so many times.

Speaker 13 (19:48):
Because there's a straw, because because it's big but also can.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Fit in the Yeah, it comes in pretty colors. I
hope I'm not jumping ahead, but like, how does he
afford to even get a all this stuff.

Speaker 14 (20:02):
Later?

Speaker 10 (20:02):
I'm clear, I'm wondering if if Dennis is a sugar daddy,
he's quite okay. But if you think that Stanley is
going to stop anytime soon, you are sorely mistaken.

Speaker 11 (20:16):
I would never stop collecting. I'll just go from one
room to another room until I run out of rooms.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah. I think it's like that's that's super weird. But
the people I also find to be very strange. And Sammy,
I'm sorry, I don't know if you aspire to be
a person like this. I know my wife would love
to have a room like this where it's Christmas all year. Oh,
I love that.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
Have you seen the people who have their basement that's
Christmas all year? So you just like go down to
the basement and there's a Christmas tree and all this time.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I think it's weird. It sounds like a dream, like
there is a time that it plays, and I do
like that season. I like it, you know, I see
the tree and things are, but like it's it's a
it's a it's a it's a moment. Yeah, you have
to it's it's not an everyday thing.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
What is left in the world for this guy to
I mean, I don't know. He must have every Barbie thing.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well he should go to uh this thing that Menace
stumbled upon, Yeah, Barbie Khan. Barbie Khan all sold out. Yeah,
and Menace was doing something completely different and he saw
these people with all this Barbie stuff and he found
out what was happening. It was a Barbie convention. And
so can you hang out for the next I can
hear that? Yeah? All right? So much like SeaBASS does

(21:23):
when he goes to comic con. This is comic con,
but all Barbie crap. Yeah, and these people are buying
all these things, and so he talked to the different
people and what they bought. We get to hear about that,
and then we have to try to guess how much
they spent on that Barbie crab amazing, all right, so
we're gonna do that next eight seven, seven forty four.
Woody is the phone number here at the Woody Show.
I think there's some shenanigans going on. The Woody Show

(21:46):
is back while we were introduced to the Barbie horder Stanley,
Stanley and his boyfriend, Stanley collects all the Barbie stuff
and Dennis and Dennis the boyfriend he collects all the
ken stuff. Yeah, it's a match. Yeah, it's so efficient.
Oh yeah, and what was the name of the show
that was on that was on?

Speaker 7 (22:06):
That was on?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Something called Truly Truly. Yeah, there is there is a drink. Uh,
there is.

Speaker 10 (22:13):
There are horders episodes of uh, you know, Barbie collectors
on the show Holders. But they are so depressing it's
not even fun.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
You said that you're a huge fan of the show Hoarders.
What's what's what's your favorite episode, Like the one episode
that you remember that just kind of stands out.

Speaker 10 (22:28):
Oh my god, there's so many I love when they're well,
it makes me sad. I don't love it, but I'm
fascinated by old people who just wear like three coats
and like, well, where do you sleep? And they just
sit down in their hoard right here.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
There's a lot of that.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
And one of them believes that a demon is possessing
her and she has a skull of a cat and
she calls her she calls it friend, and that friend
is telling her to do it. And there's some amazing episode.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Do you remember the one where the old man who
was a former engineer, his horde is so bad that
he bought the house across the street and he had
two hoarders and useless tools like just piecing. Never want
to go to let go of anything.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
They love their tools.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Can you imagine having a neighbor who's a hoarder. I
would accidentally set it on fire.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
So going from the Barbie hoarder to people who go
to Barbie conventions and they spend decent money on a
bunch of different garbage. There's all these different Barbie things. Uh,
Sea Bass, I'm sorry, Sea Bass menace post up a
couple of these pictures of these things that they bought. Yes,
I'm looking like just just see it just looks kind
of like a vintage So it's not just like the

(23:44):
the newer stuff. I'm sure they have a lot of
the newer stuff there. They have so much there. But
this is gonna go to go to and say, is
this works? Just like when Sea Bass goes to comic
con talks to the nerds there about the nerd crap
they bought. We'll hear a little bit about the person,
what they have, what item they've got, and then try
to guess how much they paid for that Barbie crat. Yes,
and who was this first person here?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Well, this first person is an older gentleman, I would say,
maybe in his seventies. Just by the way, this convention
was ninety nine point nine percent all adults, very few
kids there, okay, mostly yeah, mostly older women and a
lot of gay gentlemen. And this was the older gay gentleman.
And I asked them. I saw him going through some

(24:28):
clothes and I started asking them some questions.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
All right, I see that you're looking through Barbie clothes.

Speaker 15 (24:33):
I bought some very rare early vintage dolls that were
only available in Europe or Japan. And my husband also
likes the Superstar eighties era, so he gets the eighties stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I get the early stuff and we're all happy. What
is the most expensive item that you bought today?

Speaker 15 (24:50):
It was a side part American Girl, a blond signed
part Japanese exclusive American Girl.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
How much is this? Barbiekrat Wow? Like two mentions in Japan? Right, Yeah,
so that's what he bought. Yeah, barb did.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
The Japanese called it American girl. Oh and she's got
a side part in her hair.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
A little frumpy, but it's a jaded look.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
Yeah, it looks like is it from the sixties?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Maybe reddish hair? Yeah, I mean I have no frame
of reference on any of this stuff. Samuel will go
to you first. I mean, this seems more Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
It looks older. It looks like nothing you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's why. Yeah, yeah, that's why.

Speaker 13 (25:26):
So I think it's going to be more expensive. I'll
say one hundred and twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Twenty bucks, way higher than that. Even I know that
twenty bus. What does a normal Barbie go for twenty bucks? Oh?

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I didn't tell you this, but I actually with the microphone,
I went to a target real quick and bought a
Barbie and then set the microphone on top of the barbie, so.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
That, yeah, that's kat I took a photos. Ka. I'm
gonna say three seventy five.

Speaker 10 (25:55):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, I'm thinking an easy round. Three
hundo three?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
What was your bin? Three seventy five, three seventy five,
sea bass.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I'm gonna because it's so old and it's from Japan's
greatest country in the world.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
One thousand dollars plus, oh arillion dollars plus. I was
gonna say more like six or seven. I'll go seven
hundred dollars all right, all right for a item number one,
this vintage barb Let's find out how much is this
Barbie crap?

Speaker 15 (26:18):
It was about five thousand if you could believe that
it's a good price for that doll what really, if
you go on e Bay or online, you'd probably pay
as much.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
So, oh yeah, five five thousand, Are you insane? Yes,
I'm seeing I know nothing about this old game man money.
Thousand dollars. I'm seeing some as much as six. But yeah, yeah,
it's a generational thousand.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Well, this is what vintage Barbie American Girls side Part
New in box, never never played with.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, and it's similar to what onever played with. Alright,
I'm not going to play with it. How much for
that barbie crap? What's the next thing here? I'm sorry, jeez,
I'm so used that muscle memory there. Yeah, all right, menace. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
So this next booth I went to, it was a
granddaughter and a grandmother that had a bunch of Barbies
for sale.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
So I asked them some questions.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
All right, at Barbie, kan, I see that you're helping
run a booth here today.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
What do you think is the most prized position that
you guys are selling today?

Speaker 10 (27:23):
The barbie is made by Kitty.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
She's the person that made the very first black Barbie,
so they are priceless.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
How much is this barbie crap? She said? Priceless?

Speaker 10 (27:34):
Yeah, price on it.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
So what's the most expensive one made by Kitty that
they have there? Okay, Kitty is a designer, and I
met some other designers there.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Off White, Yeah, for Nike, but they're officially I would
be design a doll, but this is officially licensed Barbie.
Off White would be like Virgil, who's the off White designer?
So this is Kitty designer. Okay, I love how you
called like the first like Barbie crap to her face,
menace great balls. Okay, so this is for the one
of those dolls. I'm thrown off now after that seventeen

(28:09):
million dollars? All right? Uh, Gina go first on this one.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
It's not vintage, so that I'm taking into major consideration.
I'm saying four hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Four hundred bucks, Greg Gory h seven hundred, seven hundred dollars, Sammy.

Speaker 13 (28:28):
Well, they said the most expensive one by this, I'm
going to say a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
All right, Sea Bass one thousand and one, two thousand dollars,
all right. I could have been a deck and said
one thousand and two. But you know I'm cool like that,
you know. All right? All right, let's find out how much?
How much is this Barbie crap? Grandma?

Speaker 10 (28:45):
How much is your most expensive kiddie doll?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Almost five hundred dollars? Now I'm all turned around. Yeah,
now it's like reasonable, reasonable five hundred bucks? Yeah, all right?
So menace at Barbie kan who's next? All right?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
This next person that I talked to, she has the
longest running booth at all Barbie Kans She said that
she's gone to about thirty five forty of these cons
and she was like, I don't know a star there.
Everyone knew who she was. I didn't know who she was.
But I went up to her and asked her what
was the most expensive item at her booth?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
All right, it looks.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Like you're selling a bunch of vintage dolls. Now what
would be the highest price doll that you're selling today?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Right here? This is the Empress of Japan.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
There are only four known in the world, and I
am the proud odor of one, and then there's three
other people that on the other ones.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
But how much is this barbiekrap hey, bitch?

Speaker 5 (29:49):
How much for a half and a Half's that like
a sanctioned Barbie?

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Or look it looks beautiful, it's very pretty Japanese princess.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Be nothing about it says Barbie quality for sure? Yeah,
I mean it has.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
The shape of a Barbie, right, I would never think, oh,
that's a Barbie.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
No, oh, there's only four in the.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
World, world some major exclusive.

Speaker 10 (30:09):
And it's draped in like a gold kaftan.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Right, okay, so elaborate, yeah, just by the limited quantity
and how much like that other one went for the
other one went for I'm gonna say, what was five
thousand on that first one?

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, let's go ten thousand.

Speaker 10 (30:26):
That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 16 (30:27):
That's what I do.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
You were, Yeah, I know what I mean. I'm saying
because it's if there's only four of these things.

Speaker 10 (30:34):
Right, what screw it? I'm feeling like a betan woman.
Let's say fifteen.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Fifteen, I'll say twelve twelve thousand.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
Sammy, I'll say thirteen thousand.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Now, did you think we were way too low or
way too high? Sea? Best your reaction? Hi, that will
go one thousand, one thousand. All right, let's find out
how much for this very limited edition Barbie crap? How
much is this Barbie crap? She's around fifty thousand? You
sure we didn't just here fifteen? No, fifty fifty five, zero,

(31:07):
fifty thousand? How much is this Barbie crap? She's around
fifty thousand, fifty thousand. Yeah, she's amazing. Yeah, yeah, keeper,
Are you sure.

Speaker 8 (31:18):
Even at a convention that's so risky?

Speaker 10 (31:20):
You're just whipping it around at the star are she?

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Are you sure she didn't mean fifty thousand? Pall malls?
She smoked in her lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
A confusion there, all right, give me one more here, menace.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Okay, this guy was just selling clothing at his booth,
all right. Barbie clothes was just clothes from vintage Barbies.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Okay, know more about that. What are you selling at
your booth?

Speaker 17 (31:43):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (31:43):
This is all vintage Barbie nineteen sixty to nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Now what is the most highest price item that you're
selling at the.

Speaker 18 (31:51):
The highest price is probably this dress right here. It's
from the first year that Barbie was introduced. It's called
Gay Parisians.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
So it's like a blue thing. It's just got a
like a little.

Speaker 10 (32:06):
Blue frock with a little like fur cape and leggings.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Are those legs?

Speaker 10 (32:11):
Those are evening gloves, yeah, okay, and then little shoes.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
So you can dress up your Barbie, right, yeah, like
the white gloves.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I said. This is just for the one outfit, right yep,
from the first beer Barbie ever, which is what seventy.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Five, fifty fifty or sixty eight I think for no.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
Earlier than that fifty eight?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
All right, So how much for this Barbie crack who
wants to be first? I must say, just for just
for because it's from the very first one, and uh,
it is just the outfit on this one. I will
say three hundred dollars.

Speaker 10 (32:52):
I'm going to say fifteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Fifteen hundred, Yeah, just for the clothes.

Speaker 10 (32:57):
They love this crab.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, yeah, they love all this stuff, but there's not
even a doll so he's just.

Speaker 13 (33:03):
Sometimes the clothes are harder to find than Yeah, alright,
what do you say then?

Speaker 8 (33:07):
I'll say seven hundred.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Sammy says seven hundred, Greg Gory four hundred, four hundred,
Sea Bass.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
I will go with six hundred, and I could probably
bargain him down if I spent some time with him.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
All right, let's find out how much is this Barbie crap?
It's priced at five hundred and fifty. What is your
favorite Barbie outfit of all time?

Speaker 18 (33:32):
Actually it's a tie between the Gay Parisian or Commuter set.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I do like the commuter set. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 18 (33:37):
It's really cool if it was a Barbie was a
businesswan before anybody else was.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
Yeah, girl, this is someone making fun of a man.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
No, this is a.

Speaker 12 (33:47):
Real this is a real dude, I believe.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
If this is the gun Show, I'll be like, yeah,
this is a guy. He talks fancy. This is a
guy making a joke. I'm a stereotype. Yeah, alright, well,
nice job, Menace shocking Barbie Cohan? How much that Barbie crap?
More Woody shows? Next, hang on, turn it up a

(34:11):
Woody show, Menace and Bort. You're gonna be at a
Raising Caines location. In fact, this is the second Raising
Canes location in Murrietta. I know, so lucky. It's on
Clinton Keith Road from two pm to four pm and
they're gonna have some theme park giveaways, concert giveaways, Woody

(34:34):
show merp So if you're gonna be in the area Murrietta,
Clinton Keith Row the second Raising Canes Grand Opening.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I know, and I just looked at the list. We
do have a ton of stuff to give aways. Oh good,
come through. So that's two to four this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
We love it. But he's a monster. We don't care
what he looks like. This is the Woody Show, all right,
welcome back. It's it's been all about Barbie really this
hour in a couple of different ways. We started with
Gina grad who has just popped in for today because
she was telling us about this thing, about this this
guy who's a Barbie hoarder. He's got so much Barbie crap.

(35:14):
Oh his thing, Yeah, that's his thing. He's boyfriend all
the Ken stuff.

Speaker 19 (35:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
He's very clean and fancy. Yeah, not like a gayhorn.
That's a gay horse. That's a horn. Hetero hoarders are
just slop there discussing, just discussing, slap. And then Menace
had some audio. He found a Barbie Khan and so
he was talking to the people who were selling stuff

(35:40):
and whatever. Barbie Khan, how much for that Barbie crap?
Which we have we did right for the break and
we do have one more us. You got a little
bonus round of how much that Barbie crap?

Speaker 20 (35:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
This is just eye opening. Okay. One of these things,
if you remember, the one was going for fifty thousand dollars.
It was like this, what did what did you call that?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
A vintage Japanese like a princess empress empress?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, yeah, only four of them in the world. Yeah,
and so this thing was selling for four I'm sorry,
for fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 19 (36:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
There's another thing that was going for five thousand dollars.
We thought that was crazy.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Yeah, and another thing I didn't say about this convention,
you know how like you go to events and they'll
have like these things that you can stand in front
of and take photo, like fun picks and stuff like that.
They had that set up around the convention for your dolls.
So if you had a doll, you can set up
take a photo of it.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Oh yeah, they said it was like a lot of
older people.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Older people like barely any Was it a big crowd? Yeah,
a large crowd again, five day event pulled out.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Wow, okay, we have one more thing here then is
talking to the different people there are Barbie Khan and
how much for that Barbie crap? Here is this person?
This one is a younger gay gentleman that was there
who had a kick ass jean jacket that said Barbie
on the back of it. Way yeah, but it wasn't
his first rodeo, so okay. I asked him, like what

(37:08):
he was buying that day? Okay, what does Barbie mean
to you? She's life. She means the world to me.
I love her. When did he become a fan?

Speaker 18 (37:15):
Since like childhood, I've always liked Barbie, even though I
wasn't supposed to, but I loved her.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's the only girl I've ever loved? Did you pick
any items up today?

Speaker 15 (37:23):
A pink collection number five doll and then also the
twenty twenty conventional twenty twenty one convention dolls.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I think it was online, a couple of those. How
much is this Barbie crap? Okay, so what are we
bidding on? He said he bought a couple of things. Yeah,
like how much do those cost? Together? So some total?

Speaker 5 (37:41):
So these are pictures of what he bought. Yes, so
he's a Barbie in a pink dress and then a Barbie.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Yeah, yeah, the vintage one is just a convention exclusive,
so they made it look vintage.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
But okay, well that's that's big. That's big, mom, for
both things, for both things. And the first one is
that that's not vintage, that's just kind of a just
one that he likes pink Barbie. Okay, we'll open the bidding. Okay,
two hundred dollars, two hundred bucks for both. Yeah, for both,
I'm just gonna say, like, for both seven hundred dollars,

(38:16):
all right, but because the one thing is a convention exclusive,
right all right? And then the other one is just
I don't know, I think the majority of that value
will be in the in that convention exclusive. So I'll
get yeah, I'll go seven seven hundred.

Speaker 10 (38:28):
I'm going four hundred, four hundred.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Four hundred.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Sammy, I'll say seven to fifty.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Seven fifty Sea Bass three dollars three dollars all right,
actual Barbie Cohn price. How much is this Barbie crap?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Like?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Three hundred dollars three hundred?

Speaker 20 (38:46):
All right?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Well, yeah, he's even laughing because he knows it's silly.
Barbie is life? All right? Yes it is? Yeah, alright, Well,
well there you go save up if you want to
be on the level of these people. I know that's
an expensive ass hobby man. All right, MOREWOI shows next,
hang on, all your wildest dreams will come true after this.

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Speaker 22 (39:24):
It is It's a Woody show and we are in
two another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
It is Wednesday morning. It's August fourteenth, twenty twenty four.
I whatdie? That's Craig Gory. Yeah, hi, miss is here?
What is up? There's a sea bass we got Sammy.
Oh by the way, uh Morgan. Today is a National
tattoo Removal Day. Oh my god, goodie. Yeah, that's in

(39:55):
my future sometime. Huh. I don't know. I mean maybe
now you know what?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Maybe?

Speaker 23 (39:59):
No, because I've been seeing videos of how painful it
is and watching people get them.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Removed brutal Ton online.

Speaker 23 (40:07):
Oh my god, and they say it's like a million
times worse than actually getting the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Really, was it the one that you were just talking about, Greg,
didn't you say you found something or saw something about
one that's way less painful. No, somebody was just saying
something about that in here.

Speaker 13 (40:20):
Oh yeah, I think there's one that doesn't use a
laser or uses a laser to remove it or something.
There's a different technique that's less painful than the traditional lay.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
They own a shop, they text in about it, but
either way, it hasn't been perfected.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Is it painful?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
And then the cream stuff doesn't work and even when
you do get one removed, you can still kind of
see it.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, well it's good you guys. It's this Sunday. Is
that Morgan's getting that tattoo traumatizing her, you know of
the guy mop and the wood floors right there on
herube mound. Yeah, yeah, on your mound. Yeah. Now what
is it? Is it the look of it or like
what do you what are you so like on edge
about when it comes to this particular tattoo.

Speaker 23 (40:59):
I just think it's gonna look so trashy, you know,
so you can bring out the white trash in me honestly, Yeah, which,
you know, I think it's just the area. I would
never get a tattoo in that area in the first place.
And but yeah, I mean I'm willing. I heard y'all
talking about it, and I'm like, can we do like

(41:19):
just a sick figure.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Well, we haven't decided on the actual like final art tattoo.

Speaker 23 (41:24):
Because I was really getting nervous that it was going
to be what sea bass.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
If it was up the Sea Bass, it'd be like
it would it would like it would go from like
basically your belly button all the way down your taine.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, and Morgan told us from the get go that
she wanted it small because the tattoo she have has
right now or about the size of a quarter.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
You were taking the designs and it sounds like I'm
caping for Morgan. The designs are so elaborate that they
are forced to be bigger. Yeah, no, I know, and
they're gonna tall.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
We have it.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
By the way, those are all sea basses suggestions. I
don't know where he is. Yeah, if he wants to
come in, if you're in the office, come on in.

Speaker 23 (41:56):
But well good as long as that's not the final say, yeah,
this is not the final saying.

Speaker 8 (42:02):
He was finding like morbidly obese man.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, he was also mentally challenged man mopping floors and
that's what he was putting it into AI And and
it's raining for some reason. Oh yeah, some other things
going on this morning. Elon Musk and JK Rowling have
both been named in this criminal complaint that the Algerian

(42:26):
boxer chick that everyone believes is really a dude, I
mean whatever. The lawsuit fouled against Twitter over quote acts
of aggravated cyber harassment. But it's not the platform itself.
It's about the users who posted hateful messages there. So
good luck on that. I'm reading more about, Like the

(42:48):
legal experts seem to mostly agree that this isn't going
to go anywhere. There's no way it can probably is
going to be thrown out. So sorry, dude, Yeah, there's
no way that can go anywhere. Yeah, somebody read your
comments and got harrat you felt harassed. Yeah, don't read
the comments tomorrow. I'm want to go over that list,
and I'm looking for some more suggestions if you want

(43:11):
to text over. We were talking about like really like
songs from movies. Yeah, songs that are synonymous with I'll
give you the most obvious example in my mind, danger
Zone Kenny Loggins. Yeah, from Top gun Celin Deon, My
Heart Will Go On. That's one of the biggest songs
in my lifetime from Titanic, right, And so I just

(43:33):
figured that might be fun because, you know, throw back Thursday,
go back, because a lot of the movie soundtrack stuff
seems to have gone away. There are songs that are
featured in movies, but it's not like people get all
like hyped up for the soundtracks the way they used
to because it used to be you have to go
out and get the soundtrack to get that one song
from the artist that you really wanted. And there was

(43:54):
also some instrumental crap you know that they would used
for like overtures or you know, things for titles.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Like they feel like They're married Together, you know, like, yeah,
you instuly hear the song and think of the movie, right, example,
the Power of Love by Lewis Huey Lewis for Back
to the Future.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Correct, Like that's another one. Yeah, So if you have
and I got a really good list going, I've got
bored already pulling some of the clips that we can
go through tomorrow. But what are what are some of
the best movie songs of all time?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
I used to go a soundtracks one that you like,
Man's that I love the movie Go.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yes, that soundtrack is the best great soundtrack. Yeah, the
whole album was on it. I don't even remember what's
on it, don't know bad Boy Slim I had didn't
have like like a remix of Magic carpet ryde Yeah.
I also had a DJ rap Good to Be Alive,

(44:52):
A lot of great songs. But I just remember going
out and getting it. Yeah, I played it so many
times I'm looking it up. Uh, oh, I had no doubt.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Natalie and Bruglia land steal my Sunshine Boy Slim.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Okay, you're right, what do you Magic carpet? Right? Yeah,
but who did that? It was like a remix? It was,
I mean it was it was It was the original song,
but like, yeah, it was a remix of it, Magic Carpet,
ride Stires mix stires that Philip Styre or Steer.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
And if you've never seen the movie, it was The
Hangover before the Hangover go.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I don't think I ever watched. You would love it?
I yeah, so good, it's really great. Yeah, so I
can you can. I can see this conversation going about
like the song itself from the soundtrack, also a little
conversation about the different movies, and uh, that's think it'd
be a kind of fun thing for a throwback Thursday.
I think so too. So if you got some good
suggestions for us, you can always hit us up either

(45:52):
on the text over to two two ninety seven you
can send us an email email at the Woodie Show
dot com. We'll get to those tomorrow. Another story in
the new It was a black bear mauled and injured
a three year old girl in a tent. This happened
at a private campground just north of Yellowstone National Park.
No word yet on her actual condition other than she survived.

(46:14):
But I think I speak for everyone, Greg, I'm just
happy that she wasn't out there with a random guy. God.
You know again right, this is like the fourth story
in the in a matter of four weeks.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Another example, Yes, how this girl is way better off,
way better off.

Speaker 13 (46:30):
Normally though we're hearing about all this other stuff that
guys are doing in the news. But now ever since
the man or bear in the woods story, it's all
all these bear stories are coming out.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
So yeah, that's what it is. It's a hoax. There's
one uber story. There's like ten uber stories or shark stories,
cyber stories always a ton of shark stories. Eight four
Wooding If you want to call and be part of
the show this morning with a text to two to

(47:00):
nine eight seven. Oh yeah, the the Aerosmith song I
don't want to miss a thing from the Armageddon soundtrack.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Speaking of a movie we've never seen. I've never seen,
never saw that what I never saw Armageddon. No, that
seems like a dumb movie. You'd like, really, No, I
don't think so.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah, I mean it's premise is so stupid. It's pretty stupid.
It's pretty long. Yeah, on TV A lot, I remember
being long, and I remember being really dumb. Right, pretty long.
It just doesn't seem like a me movie. But liv
Tyler was in it, and at the time I thought
she was like super hot. Live Tyler in a little
crush on her. I don't know what she's doing. She
was so good in the stranger part is waiting for
her dad to die and then she'll get all that money. Yeah, exactly.

(47:41):
I feel sick. I got diarrhea. My mouth is trying.
It's a woody show, Welcome back now. I was very
excited when I saw this headline this morning. It's been
twenty years since the TSA made that rule about how

(48:03):
many ounces of liquid you could bring through airport security. Right,
the current limit is three point four ounces. That's why
they gotta get rid of all your crap. And it's
all because like one ahle tried to light like I
think the shoes were because of I forget the guy's name,
but he tried to light his shoes on fire right
after nine to eleven. And then the liquid thing was

(48:25):
because somebody had I think it was in gatorade bottles.
It looked like bottles of gatorade, but it was like
a gel that was super flammable. And so after that,
that's when they got rid of all the liquid stuff.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
And I had many a tube of toothpaste taken away
from me. Oh yeah, because I forgot about it.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Anyway, that could be changing. A lot of airports have
upgraded to these new scanners, which could allow for as
many liquids as you want in containers up to two leaders,
so that's nearly sixty eight ounces. Wow, from three point
four to sixty eight. I need my liquids. And also
these machines can differentiate between liquids, which is how cool.

(49:05):
That's good, But don't get too excited because they say
the rollout for the new scanners very slow. The TSA
expects is going to take until twenty forty oh what
to upgrade all two thousand screening lanes at the four
hundred and thirty airports across the US. That means we'll
be able to start bringing more liquids through with US

(49:27):
in sixteen years.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
So my thing is like, why every airport have like
different scanners, Like they look like different machines because some
of them are upgraded, some of them are not. You
would think it would be all, I don't know, kind
of the same, but no, some of them, some of
them look brand new, but then they're just like in
a different I don't know, shape or form or something

(49:50):
like that.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Some of them are upgraded.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Yeah, and in some places I gotta show my ID.
Other places, yeah, that's past. That kind of stuff is inconsistent.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
What's happening.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Sometimes it's the regular metal detector. Other times it's to
put your arms up and stand still.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
They never use that for TSA PreCheck. I haven't been
in one of those for a long time. TSA PreCheck
you just walk through one of the old school metal detectors. Okay,
that'll make you go through the body scan one where
they can look at your penis with the I know
they're totally looking at dogs all day. Sometimes you leave
your laptop in, sometimes you don't. Yeah, ASA is always
laughing when I go through that thing.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Yes, well the reason sometimes I don't know why, and
maybe somebody count me. But every time I put my
TSA number when I fly with Spirit, it doesn't hold
onto the ticket.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I don't know why. I don't know. I always put
it in there, and then sometimes it's on, sometimes it's not.
That's the equivalent of my problem with Hurts rent a car. Yeah,
you know, my name is supposed to be on the board,
so I don't have to wait in the line because
I have the through a credit card. I don't pay
for it. But it's like I have a gold membership.
I think it is. With Hurts, my name is never
on the board. It's not. I've been with them one

(50:58):
hundred times. Yeah, and we end up always having to
go in. It's not because I started in calling ahead
after the first few times, I would call ahead and like, hey,
I'm just making sure because the last few times my
name's not been on the board. First world problem. But
it is a pain in the ass when you know
you put the number in there and it's on the reservation,
but then the TSA thing doesn't stick. Yeah, the rental
car is just not ready.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
It's just like certain hotels like check in as a breeze,
but at other hotels it takes twenty Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Am by buying a car. I know you need so
much information. I've never had that problem where it takes
forever to check into a hotel, like never, rather than
the line's been long. But then when I get in there,
I'm like, why did it take everybody else so long?

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Sometimes I don't know, maybe I have a magical check in,
But sometimes it feels like, yeah, I'm buying a car,
Like what how much data entry are you doing? I
thought we already did all this stuff online. Yeah, exactly,
show my d my credit card. Let's go over the
past few weeks.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
People in San Francisco, I've been dealing with driverless WAYMO
cars getting confused in a parking lot and honking at
each other all night long. Rule so the neighbors say
it happens at random times during the day and at night.
WAIMO releasing a statement saying that they're aware of it,
that they're in the process of trying to figure out
a fix. That is hilarious. Yeah, there's one guy who

(52:15):
was on the news. He's like, dude, he goes, you know,
I've lived here for however many years, and like, I've
never had this much noise and being woken up in
the middle of the night and they were sitting there
honking at each others, and so it's like, where's that
coming from.

Speaker 15 (52:31):
I looked down and I was like, I think it's
coming from the waymo cars. Then it happened again and again,
and I started thinking, well, this is an issue. And
over the past two weeks I've been waking up more
times overnight than I have combined over twenty years.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, he's living that same place. It's like, dude, that sucks.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
It's pretty funny. In Tesla news, sorry posters, but Tesla
has stopped taking orders for the cheapest model of the
cyber truck. Yeah and order the sixty one thousand dollars
one anymore. That's the cheaper one. The cheapest version they
offer now is the one hundred thousand dollars model.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
It is like one hundred thousand, and then there's like
one hundred and twenty thousand.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Okay. So I've noticed the douchiest drivers on the road
are the charger and challenger drivers. I've noticed the people
that have the douchiest license plates, like any of the
are Tesla Model three drivers. I've seen so many cutesy ones.
The most recent one was yesterday. Look at this one.

(53:33):
I am fab. Yeah, this is the person that parks
right next to me in the garage next door. I
am fab And I saw this guy get out of
his car. He's not fab. Oh very Oh that's a
guy's car. Yeah for sure, give me yeah, me dressed.
There's another one. This guy lives on the street over

(53:54):
one over from me, and he's got a Tesla Model
three and his plate says I fly first, like for class,
Like we're supposed to be impressed. Dude, you're a Model three.
No you don't take a look. Just take a look
and see if you notice it. Ford Motor Company they
have developed a new system that would automatically report speeding

(54:15):
vehicles to the police. I knew this would happen someday.
Not the Ford vehicles themselves, but they would use onboard
cameras to snitch on other drivers. So not the Fords.
They're not ratting themselves out. They would have these cameras
that would see other cars speeding, and it would forward
the information to the police, send the report with the
speed data and the pictures directly to law enforcement and

(54:38):
the roadside monitoring units. Nope, along with GPS info to
help them track the driver. Welcome to Germany, And for
now they're just trying to secure the patent on it.
But even if they do it, there's definitely going to
be a legal challenge to that, I would hope. So
time to ride a bike. A long dragged out legal battle. Yeah,
teacher in Wisconsin who got busted making out with an

(55:01):
eleven year old in her classroom is back in court.
And by the way, she was set to get married
like a few months later an eleven year old. Yeah
it's a fifth grader, guys, good, oh god. Yeah, and
then she was like texting with this kid, which is
how the whole thing uncovered.

Speaker 13 (55:17):
How do you have anything in common within eleven year
old to be texting with them?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
But now she's asking, she's asking the judge and it's
okay for her to be around kids again. She's currently
banned from being in any place where children are present,
but she wants to know if she can start going
to restaurants and shopping at the stores again because you know,
kids could be there. She's also filed a motion to
dismiss the criminal complaint altogether. Yeah, the fiance left her

(55:42):
and according because the article is talking about this guy
and they had talked to I guess a friend of
this dude. The guy. The fiance did not make comment,
but one of the friends did and says that he
doesn't even talk about it because he imagined the embarrassment
and he got cheated on. And the person that they
cheated on you with is a child.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Oh my god, an eleven year old. What do you
do if you're that teacher's parents go into hiding.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Well, no, she's living with her parents now. They allowed
her in their house. Yeah, how mortifuned. It's misunderstanding, I guess.

Speaker 13 (56:17):
Oh yeah, imagine finding the text messages and be like,
who is this?

Speaker 8 (56:21):
Who have you been texting?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
It's justin Yeah, we're just talking about, you know, cartoons
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Oh look, somebody said, I'm on point with that Tesla
license plate thing. They've noticed it too. I'm gonna look, Yeah,
take a look, take a look. I would definitely look.
I noticed too much. I noticed that. I noticed everybody
who's still got the stupid sticker on the driver's side window.
I have yet to see that and remove it. I
saw the world's most obnoxious one. Yesterday, my son had
hockey practice and the car next but I was already

(56:51):
pulling out of the spot when I saw But this
one looked like almost like a paper sticker that was
and it was huge all the outside they slept and
you could tell it's been there for months because it
was like weathered and you don't want to take that off.
That's just o CD on my part probably, But I'm like,
how do you see that and go? No, that's a
good look there. Yeah, these warning stickers too lazy to

(57:12):
get goo gone because you don't want to take it
off because it's gonna look terrible. You can get that
off there pretty easy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Oh I saw Goo Gon in a spray bottle. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's pretty cool. Not like the little bottle though you
have to put on.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Like a you know, oh really yeah, like yeah, I've
seen that, like like wind extu comes in right, Yeah,
that's we have it. That's what we have at our house.
I said it was a little tiny bottles. Well you
can get it that way. Yeah, but who knew they
came in the big joints. How much Goo Gone would
somebody buy it? Once? In your lifetime? Pretty much? Once?

Speaker 24 (57:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
How many stickers are you removing?

Speaker 22 (57:44):
Man?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
I don't know eight seven, seven forty four, Woody hit
us up with the text over to two to ninety seven.
We got some more Woody Show. Next, hang on, fellow
comrades and mediocrity. I want you to listen very carefully.
You can all go straight down show. Welcome back to
the Woody Show. Because a funny text. So, my dad's

(58:10):
four Runner that he's had for over a year still
has the damn sticker on the driver's side window and
the paper temporary plate on it. He wants people to
think the car is still new, but he's already dent
to the bumper. There's a crack in the wind. Show
Karen and Anaheim. Oh, Karen, tell your dad to take
the sticker out. Yeah, it's so funny. Men Us had

(58:30):
the paper plates for oh yeah days. He could never
find a screw driver because they're so hard. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Well, before they changed those paper things, it was to
avoid fast track.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Oh yeah right. Well, coming up next hour, we're going
to have a whole bunch of stuff for I mean,
the rest of the day is just packed with uh
with prizes. This hour, in the next fifteen minutes, the
trip to Vegas, the first of four Yeah, we've also
got the sold out Green Day tickets Smashing Pumpkins Ransom
Show Sofi Stadium sat already September fourteenth, giving those away

(59:02):
today here on this show, but then also all day
tomorrow and Friday special ticket takeovers rap So the ticket
takeovers every hour seven am to seven pm both Tomorrow
and Friday. It's week number four, band number four for
all ninety eight sevens sold out summer ticket takeovers, So
lots there to win. Plus, yeah, Booker and Striker, they're

(59:22):
getting you hooked up all this afternoon, So plenty of
reasons that we're baiting you and bribing you to listen
to this silly ass station. Not that we should have
to right exactly at this point, but jay phones are
open eight seven seven forty four Wooding hit us up
with the text over to too, nine eight seven Yeah,
tomorrow for the Throwback Thursday. So we're going to go
over the best movie songs of all time, you know

(59:43):
that list that everybody's been sending over their suggestions and stuff.
Go through some of the songs, just like little clips
of them, and you know, talk about some of the movies.
But for the Throwback Thursday, itself all movie soundtrack songs.
Oh damn, I know. Yeah, okay, because there were a ton,
especially in the nineties. Yes, there are a lot of
cool bangers like rock and alternative soundtracks, that's true, really

(01:00:08):
cool stuff, like I'm thinking the movie seven had a
lot of nice seven reality bites singles. Yeah, just a
few high fidelity Oh what about the Lost Highway soundtrack?
Nine was the perfect drug, right, smashing Pumpkin's Eye, which
is a great song, cool throwback stuff, pulp fiction, dangerous
and dangerous minds. Right exactly. We'll see what Tim Martinez

(01:00:29):
comes up with to go up in the clear. But
if you've got a suggestion, hit us up on that.
Text over to two to ninety seven, Psyched. I was
always about the throwback Thursday, the Woody Show, whizz Back
and phones are up in for you eighty seven seven
forty four Woodie text us over to two two nine

(01:00:50):
eight seven. Greg was having another one of his random thoughts.
I wanted to get your your opinion on this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I want to park it here just for one second.
So I'm watching this show the other day. I think
he was called Luxury Homes Revealed or something along those lines.
It says show about really expensive, fancy houses, but they
have like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
We all don't watch it, Greg, I mean trying to pretend.
I know, I'm pretending that you don't watch for the
three people out there who are not watching exactly lavish homes,
but they all had some weird twists. So they're at
this one house and the owner of the house is
this dorky dude, probably early to mid sixties ish, overweight, bald,

(01:01:31):
total dork, and he's showing off this room that he
called the I believe it was the stainless steel room.
Like everything in there looked silver, the silver pool table,
silver bar, and he had it sounds like it was really.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Tacky but crazy expensive because he got these fighter jet
seats and tournament to barstools, and it didn't look good.
It just looked kind of like it looked like the
wet dream of a thirteen year old boy. Okay, you know,
it's not something that an adult would normally like. So
he's showing off all this stuff and how he spent
all this money on all this fancy stuff, and standing

(01:02:07):
next to him is his drop dead gorgeous wife. She's
not younger, they're about the same age. She is has long,
dark hair, thin, beautiful, and she was not saying a word.
You could tell she didn't like the room. They had
this massive house, and the husband is such a dork.
So my random thought, or my question would be, and

(01:02:29):
it's kind of an oh, really question. Guys like that
who have trophy wives like that who are gorgeous, do
those wives know that society talks about them?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I think so? Do they know that? I don't think
they care. I just don't think they care. I agree
with Menace, you don't think they care. No, no, because
they like their lifestyle. But I thought you were going
to ask does the husband know? I mean, that's a piggy,
the only really in to them because of their wealth.
I think they do, But I don't think they care.

(01:03:04):
And you think they're fine there. It's like mutual. It's
just another thing, like the fighter pilot bar seats. You know,
it's just something else that they've got that they want.
They want some young, hot thing, right, I mean that
they otherwise wouldn't get if they weren't loaded.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Because I was getting this vibe from the wife that
she was borderline embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
It's the thing you never see young hot wives with
really old, broke dudes, No, you never ever see that. No,
I can't. I can't think of one. But I you know,
there are plenty of young hot wives that are with
these old.

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
You said they're the same age they were.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
About I mean by looking at them, I think they
were about the same age. She was stunning. Yeah, I
mean he was exceptionally dorky. That just got him thinking
about the other thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Yeah. So not that that's not the people on this show, right, but.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
I mean women, they that are in this position, they
have to know that people talk about them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Right, Greg. Also, maybe it's not all about wealth. Yeah,
it's not the personality, Okay, because I mean, come on, Greg,
the cattiness in me. I was saying, there's no way
she looks at him and goes, oh, yeah, so it's
one hundred percent By.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Looks not well, I mean looks not only looks it's
got for who for her?

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
For her?

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yeah, like so she can only no, no, one hundred
percent By looks like he can't. She can't be into
him just because of the way he looks.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
No, there's not possible. I mean, I'm sure there's the
one in a million, but as a general overall real thumb, no.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
I mean, because if we're being real, you see couples
sometimes where you tell yourself there's no way that the
husband and or the wife is attracted to the other.
There's just no way.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
There can't be a who were just talking about. Oh,
Anthony Keatish Red Hot Chili Peppers has sixty one. He's
sixty one and his girlfriend's nineteen, I mean high five, right, Gregan.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
And she looks young. Yeah, she does, like younger than nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
What what do they have in common? Right? Well, I
mean all she sees is this rich dude in a
band who's famous exactly. Yeah, that's it. It's Anthony Keto.
It's not like, oh, we connect on so many levels.
We have so much too that we can relate to
each other about.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
But even in that situation, you can kind of get
how she's also attracted to him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
My grandpa used to go to your shows.

Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
He used to play your music all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah, I see. I remember you on my grandpa's house
and I'd sit on his lap and listened to Blood
Sugar Sex Magic. Yeah, but it's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
I went, Greg, I see, you know the attraction there,
But you're talking about just Rando, raish guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Non famous rando. I mean fame makes people more attractive.
I think. So it's being in the band right exactly,
because it was being a firefight.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Another thing that I would take to the grave hardcore belief.
There's no way anybody finds, for example, Mick Jagger attractive.
There's no logical way. Well, I could see if it
was just John not super young chicks, no, but people
his own age. Sure, because there's plenty of people who
are just ugly people. They find ugly people to be with. Like,

(01:06:23):
there's plenty of ugly people who find somebody who actually
likes them, right, But it's more of their own age.
I'm talking about where there's that discrepancy between sixty one
and nineteen.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:06:33):
Nah, people are just charming as hell, Like they might
not be traditionally attractive, And I think that a lot
of like you're talking about, Mic Jagger or people who
are famous, got that way because they are so charming.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Yeah, that's how it works for me, you know, I
saw that charm. Yeah, I just really ramp up the
charm certainly not the looks.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
You know, So you think she's not a firefighter in
a band, So well, what do you and I believe
like she just doesn't care. But just because now it's
on a television show, she might be embarrassed because it
is that public.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Maybe, but she wouldn't have gone on that show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
But it just made me think just in general, like
if you're a trophy BOFE, you're a sugar baby whatever.
You have to know people are, oh the sugar baby
care they know? They definitely don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Yeah, they're getting their bills paid.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Yeah, hell yeah, they don't care. Yeah, five eight, seven seven.
Can I be your sugar baby? Greg? That's some of
the text over to two to ninety say, yeah, but
what do you got to do for that privilege? Are
you going to go all the way? Let's go? You
willing to do whatever it takes. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
That's the Left, that's Superiority Show. And we're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is a Wednesday morning. It's August the fourteenth, twenty four. Imbody,

(01:08:13):
that's Greg Gory. There's menace?

Speaker 24 (01:08:15):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
I met somebody this past weekend who used to work
with this, you know, the same cluster of radio stations. Me, yeah, okay,
And she goes, oh yeah, back when I worked, he
was White Menace, yeah, right, and Sony and g oh
SONAG yeah, Sona g Yeah. And when we were together
it used to be kind of social media was still there.

(01:08:40):
She remembered the good old days, you know. Yeah, because
now he's just Menace. I go. I know, I went
to for about a year.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I went to like a like a real traditional hip
hop station. And even though the people that worked at
this radio station were the ones that gave me the
name White Menace, They're like, yeah, we're just gonna call
you okay, all.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Right, there's an origin story, guys. Right, Yeah, that's how
it started. There's a Sea bask in morning. Sea Bess
always been seen. But where do you get that name?
Is it the Kick your Ass? But no, it is
his name, Sebastian Well well actually yes, ye it was.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
Spring break freshman year, my friend John Mogray kick his ass.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Sea Bess right from the movie. Right, But then it
also made sense with my real names. Right, it's a
combination of it too, exactly. Yeah, there is Sammy phones
are open eight seven to seven forty four. Wood. He
hit us up with a text over to two to
ninety seven. More bad news for Greg, Come on, we
heard lately how they're now saying that no amount of
alcohol is beneficial to your health or safe to consume.

(01:09:42):
I don't believe. But now there's another wrinkle to that
which doesn't play in your favor. It's even worse to
drink the older you get. Oh no. So there was
a twelve year study They tracked one hundred and thirty
five thousand adults sixty and older and found that even
light drink was associated with an increase in cancer deaths. Geez,

(01:10:03):
can't stop, won't stop. So for a guy who wants
to live to two hundred years old, I'm doing the
wrong things now. All this, of course, contradicts the old
thinking that drinking in small quantities, in particular red wine,
which Greg loves, was good for your heart. But oh no,
my heart should be like the best heart in the world. Yeah,
you should have. But the amount of wine that you
drink you should have like a four year old's heart.
Are you still a daily drinker? Great of wine? Pretty much? Yeah? Yeah,

(01:10:27):
every night like the Kings were back in the olden days. Yeah,
how much I consume per night? Intervention time two or
three times times, two or three full to the brim,
Uh not full? That's you don't do that with wine.
I know I've asked this question before. I can't remember
the answer. How many glasses of wine are in a bottle?

(01:10:47):
A bottle? Four? Standard standard portions like pores four four?
What about the box wine that I buy you? That's
what got me started. I blame you. It's too easy.
Oh this box contains three bottles word.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Yeah, thirty two glasses per box. I'm like, in what
world thirty two? He just puts a straw in the box.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
I know I would love to so. Sea Bass has
the local news story of the day coming up for
us in just a couple of minutes. Always some weird,
wacko story from somewhere. Also, why is this? Why did
you send the camera crew out for this?

Speaker 20 (01:11:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Right, this news? But there was a pretty wild story
this woman in Virginia. She got woken up by some
a hole who crashed his car into her house and,
according to the cops, his super sweet yellow twenty seventeen
Dodge Charger Yeah hell yeah, bro veered off the road
going about one hundred miles an hour. Yes, hit a

(01:11:43):
fence when a crossy yard ripped through an above ground
pool slammed into the woman's house. Now she goes out
to see what happened, and that's when the driver offered
her a cool fifty thousand dollars. If she didn't call
the police, I'd be like, fifty grad is the cash
right here? Let's go wouilch Okay. So there's a question,

(01:12:03):
would you take it? Greg Gory, don't call the cops.
I would say, fifty thousand dollars, fix all the damage
and fifty grand. Well, I won't call anybody above ground
pools exactly. Menace. Did you take the deal? Sammy cops?

Speaker 8 (01:12:17):
I think I would call the cops. That's so extreme.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
I would call the cops just because it's a Dodge Charger. Yeah.
We get the douchebag off the road. Yeah, and it
wasn't like, oh he was just, you know, whatever, cut
off by somebody or maybe even avoided a squirrel or whatever,
and he came off the road. Now you're going one
hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 8 (01:12:32):
And you crashed into a house.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Yeah, right, calling the cops. Classic charger, classic charge, douchebag behavior.
So anyway, he told the lady that his dad was
a millionaire, but she didn't care and when she told
him that she was calling the cops, he ran off
left the charger there on the property, so the police
figured out who he was. I hope his dad doesn't

(01:12:55):
find out, though, because he'll be grounded man for sure.
You know, I don't know some of these rich kids, though,
trust fun taking their parents. What was the kid at
Fluenza Fluenza? Yeah, because he came from an affluent family,
he didn't know the difference between right and wrong because
he was never told what he could couldn't do. Yeah,
and like he went drinking and driving and killed somebody,

(01:13:17):
and then he went on the run, didn't he later on? Yeah, yeah,
didn't go on the run with his mom. Yeah he did.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Oh that's right, Yeah, yeah, they got on Louenzo the
Costa Rican or Mexico. Oh well, you remember, I was
just recently talking about the Chowchilla kidnappings that happened in
the seventies, and there's a documentary about it that Greg
told me, and we actually ended up watching it on
the same day together.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
And it was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Three kidnappers and they're all rich kids, mega rich, super rich.
And one of the kids his parents like left him
one hundred million dollars while he was in jail, and
they were helping like payoff victims that had the victims
come to the parole hearings, I help him get out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Yeah. All the kids are.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Out now, by the way, I mean they're way older. Yeah,
but yeah, it's just like again these rich families, like
they kidnapped like twenty plus kids and buried them in
the ground. I mean, thank god they all lived, They're
all fine. So these kids kidnapped other kids yeah yeah,
well they were like twenties, but they were kids of
rich families.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Yeah, gotcha. And they probably would have left those kids
there to die, oh for sure, because what they was
so I think you meant like the ones that went
to jail, like leaving there there. Now they yeah, got old.
They're all free now.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Yeah it's crazy nuts, but yeah, the kids that got
that got buried. Like the setup that they made for them,
the batteries died and stuff like, so the kids would
have died in there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Yeah. Found they were supposed to.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Be like call in for ransom for like five million dollars,
but the phone lines were so is he at the
time that they these dumb asses couldn't get through to
the police to like, uh call in the ransom.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
What's it called child chill? Yeah, it happened in nineteen
seventy six, and what's it on good Year? It's the
year I was born, Max, I think it, yeah, chill,
all right, I write it down. It's good. It'll go
on my maybe watch list. It's not prior to dude.
I just finished Better Call Saul. Oh wow, just the
other day. It's it's great. I think you love it. Greg.

(01:15:28):
You got to watch it. I've tried starting it. I
think four times. Start season two maybe maybe no, no, no,
you gotta first just power, power through Greg, power through all. Now.
One thing and there's no spoiler he spoiler here. But
one thing I didn't like as I felt in the
last season, and maybe because didn't he have a heart

(01:15:49):
attack while they were filming the last season A better
called Sault. Yeah yeah, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, he
had a heart attack. I think on the set he
looked all and he looked old afterward. I mean he
did look older, but it was also supposed to be
years later, after all the Walter White and Jesse Pinkman stuff.
What I didn't like, though, is like they got to
a certain point because they'd been really taking their time

(01:16:10):
with the story and everything went along at a very
nice pace, and all of a sudden it just hit
fast forward. Oh like they just started like jumping really
quick time. Yeah, it's like, all right, well, we got
to wrap this up. That's what happened with the last
season of Barry. It was so weird, Like, but it
wasn't a bad I'm saying it wasn't a The show

(01:16:30):
didn't wrap up in a bad way. I didn't find
myself pissed the way I was with the end of Seinfelder,
the way you felt about the end of Sopranos or
some of the other shows, like like it wrapped up
I thought in a very you know, satisfying way. But
I thought it was weird how they just so quickly
jumped forward, almost with zero warning. Okay, I'll try it one. Yeah, no,

(01:16:55):
it's it's it's a it's a great show. I should
say eighty four. What it took me a long time too, man, Yeah,
just how to commit to it and then it's all
in so good. I've seen the first episode literally times.
It's hard to make it through the black and white
cinnabon Stuffyah. That is boring. Yeah, it's arts. Great, it's
the arts because but then you understand, like what's going on, yeah,

(01:17:17):
and what that's all about. And it's not just for
the first episode. They'll do it like in later seasons
and stuff kind of like a flash forward because that's
him after all the breaking bad stuff. But this is
the show itself is all the pre breaking bad Walter
White stuff. Right, but it's good. I think I think
you'd really like all right, and I do love the character. Yeah,
we're gonna take a quick break, we'll come back and

(01:17:39):
then Seabas is gonna have the local news story of
the day for us. So that's next year on The
Woody Show. Hangout show this is and we are back
at it and move right along for you. This morning,

(01:18:00):
we have sea Masks and you know, he's always keeping
an eye on these local news reports that are happening
all over the country and some of the more on
or unique ones, and he takes those and he covers
them for us right here on the Woody Show. Your
local news story of the day, and I love ones
with layers. And that's when we're going down to South

(01:18:21):
Florida Local ten News Miami where a man was arrested.

Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
After a domestic dispute. Oh no, but there are many
things about this man which are interested in layers.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
He likes layers, layers. Here it is from again local ten.

Speaker 24 (01:18:34):
News all right only on ten to nine, body camera
video showing the arrest of a quadriplegic man accused of
ramming officers with his motorized wheelchair. He's a recording artist
who lives in southwest Miami.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
Daves throw at you right there, and he was branding
cops with his wheels, his motorized.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Wheelchair and quadriplegic means he can barely move like one hand,
kind of like that. So he's got by wire, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Okay, how could a cop not just step out of
the way.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Well, okay, man just put a foot on the back
of the wheel keep it from moving. Point Greg, let's
go into again the body cameras from those officers of
the quad attack.

Speaker 19 (01:19:14):
Okay, police say it's battery. That quadriplegic man says, that's
not the case.

Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
Now we see the video.

Speaker 19 (01:19:22):
I just said, you tell you what's gonna happ For
the first time, we are seeing body camera video when
Miami Day police say they were assaulted by a quadriplegic man.
Police were called at the southwest Miami Dade home of
Bryan Amassa, also known as.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
El Body and t Yeah, oh my god, so as
you heard right there, you guy. The cops said, hey, man,
I'll hit you again at you, which I get it.
You could step away, of course, but it's still battery.
Even if it's not doing any damage. He's still being
a dick and he still saw battery here is very angry.
It was also a battery and his will chair you know.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
So El Valiante, I believe he's a reggaetne artist man.
Here's his big banger, soy Valiente.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Okay, check it out. And I recognized going out.

Speaker 6 (01:20:21):
And checking l Valiantines YouTube channel because you will see
him posing in his wheelchair with like I guess gang
colors in front of like a corvette and bunch of
hot chicks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Dancing behind him. He's killing it. He's killing something. Here's
here's another song from his album.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Kidding So Fun Fun sidebarre. So we used to do
a charity in college. We ra money for people's disabilities.
What about chair chair a tea? Got it and uh
and sororities.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Would team up to like donate their time or whatever
with us, and it was great. And so you make
a little banner for that week for the sorority. Well,
I was in charge of one of the sororities and
I made them a banner with our fraternity logo and
Timmy from oh And they didn't like that song? Why
because he's fun. He's a role model exactly. Yeah, he rolls,
he's a model. He's fading. Come on, so lavel and

(01:21:28):
t as. You can hear right there. You can hear
them in the video. He's telling the cops, I'm ramming
you with my chair. I'll do it again. What are
you gonna do about it? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:21:33):
He when Local ten news showed up to interview him,
he lied and said no that I was what what
are you talking about it? And he also didn't spit
on the cops either.

Speaker 19 (01:21:41):
Okay, according to the report, a Massa and his mother
were involved in an argument. But when mom is put
in handcuffs, this happens.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Stop hitting with When we interviewed a Mask, he told
us this.

Speaker 25 (01:21:56):
They claimed that I hit them with my wheelchair. Did
you absolutely did not.

Speaker 19 (01:22:01):
The report stated that you spit at an officer.

Speaker 25 (01:22:03):
Right, I suffered from massive reflux, so I normally spit
and I spent like a totally different direction.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
But this is the video. What do you think that,
like all these cops have. Everything you do is on video. Yes,
it's recorded, so unless the cops turn it off. Getting Yeah,
but I absolutely did not know.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
Well, here's the video where you are hitting them and
then you tell them they're gonna hit them some more.
And here's the video where you didn't spit in the bushes.
You aimed it right at the cop and did Yeah
about that? Who's gonna Who's gonna not believe a guy
in a wheelchair?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
You know what I mean? But that is they're the
most honest. I get layers here. His mom was getting
arrested because I guess she was beating up on him.
What's what's going on in the volume tea Household? Oh
my god, it is it's so insane.

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
Yeah, so here's what happened. The mom gets arrested because
he's ramming the cops with his chair. They arrest him,
but they can't just throw the whole kitten kaboodle into
the back of the squad car. It's a big motorized chair,
so they put him on a gurney, put him in
the back of an amble ambulance, and then they have
to wheel the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Chair on the back of a flat pit. That's awesome.
He didn't like that.

Speaker 19 (01:23:12):
A Massa also told us he felt humiliated during his
arrest because he was separated from his motorized wheelchair, which
he says was damaged when it was put on a flatbed.
You see one officer appearing to text someone joking that
they were going to put him on the tow truck.

Speaker 26 (01:23:30):
Oh damn, poor guy. You gotta disrespect.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Lords of the underworld. So yeah, on YouTube, you see me? Then, yeah,
I get production qualities. Yeah yeah, all right, so we
got the Sea Bass local news story of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
I found a story from Kentucky w k YT channel
twenty seven from Lexington.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
We all know them, they're a great channel.

Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
Well they did a they did a coverage of a
lost pet, oh babe, and a neighborhood search for that pet.
And I think they hired a eight year old girl
to do the field coverage.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
You but you beat the jet all right.

Speaker 14 (01:24:30):
There is a missing pet rooming around Winchester right now,
but it's no Fido. It's actually a redtailed boa constrictor
that has been missing since Tuesday. W k yt is
Carly Hogston went out and joined that search for the
snake today.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Yeah. When I first started dating my first wife, my
ex wife, that's what she and her roommate had as
a pet, a Columbian redtailed boa, and the roommate used
to bathe with this. You know how I feel about,
you know, reptile baby discussing it was but it was
technically more of the roommate snake. It was like the

(01:25:03):
apartment pete. That sounds pretty losbie that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
She took a bath with.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Yeah, that she was amazing with. The snake was just
like hanging on her while she was photos yet. Anyway,
back to the missing.

Speaker 16 (01:25:15):
Pet, meet Kia, an eight foot long boa constrictor who
isn't just a reptile but a best friend to West
Cartwright and his family, including his six year old daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
You know, it's cool, she's not reading. He was cool.
This inspires me that I could do this. You go
to a small town, small city. Oh yeah, all the
reporters are like fourteen years old. They look and sound
like they're twelve exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
Yeah, So so, yeah, they're looking for this red tail
boa and the guy's got a six year old daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Is she scared? So they talked to him.

Speaker 15 (01:25:49):
She'll actually laugh at everybody else who's scared of him,
because she's a little petite girl that you know, she
thinks is anacility to be scared.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
The snake is a pet, just like a dog or cat.

Speaker 16 (01:25:59):
But the cart Right family has been left distraught after
Kia escaped a cage, left home and hasn't returned.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
You could beat her, You could spell and pronounce better
than she can do that. What's the word? What was
the word? Yeah? Which one? The one she screwed up badly?

Speaker 22 (01:26:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Say it again? I don't know what's one she screwed
up badly? I thought the whole pronounciation when something gets
free from something or scaped blanks from prison? What is it? Escaped? Escape? Escape, escape, escape, escape.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
So shout out to escape by the way escape they
found escape escape because that's the point we're trying to
make escape escape Here you go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
But like, not only does she say it incorrectly? Which
is you think journalism school? There's no editor that heard that?
Was like what they we're not We're not playing. We're
not playing.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
She's doing her own editing and just sending it back
to the exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
By the way, they did find the snake. It was
in some like there's some wooden, okay excuse for them.
So I was on WKYT's website again Lexington Channel twenty seven,
and I saw I saw this headline and I'm like, yep,
got to see that.

Speaker 14 (01:27:10):
There are still several questions that may never be answered
about the Kentucky Meat Shower of eighteen seventy six.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
What Kentucky meat showers? You know that sounds like a
sex move, like the filthy Sanchez totally. Hey Greg, what
are gonna do this weekend at the Kentucky meat shower?

Speaker 17 (01:27:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
Every Saturday shower? Did you google that? I didn't have
to google it, man, it's because there are several questions,
Like I had all the questions about the Kentucky meat Shower.
So luckily again w KYT gave us the details all right.

Speaker 17 (01:27:39):
On March third of eighteen seventy six, missus Rebecca Crouch
was outside with her grandson out of the clear blue sky,
meat starting to rain down and then.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
I think people in the area ate it weird and
that's real.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
So the theories, well, the reason why it's real and
why this is a story is someone somewhere grabbed a
piece of the meat shower, put it in a jar,
and saved it for one hundred and something years and
now it's back at the museum for folks. Take a
look at this, you know, peanut butter jar.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
That's what you know. You're in a boring, assid place
when they have a museum of their stupid town and
it looks and this is what's in it, and.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
It looks like like a one hundred fifty year old
piece of beef jerky's sitting in from the Oh, and.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
You're supposed to come look at it. Nice cool, But.

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
Now you might be a little sarcastic here wood he
but the curator of this Loserville museum, Oh, he's ripping
out all right.

Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
A slice of the meat was saved from the phenomenon
and has been under the care of Transylvania University. But
on Saturday, the Back County History Museum got to return
this sliver back to its original meat locker.

Speaker 20 (01:28:53):
Just to be in a space where everyone who walks
to the door knows the story, and many of them
feel like a personal connection to the story is a yeah,
incredible experience.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
It's incredible. That is so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
So, by the way, Transylvanting University real university, Uh they
this is really actually fun.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Fact.

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
There used to be an area of America called Transylvania.
This is before like what they were doing colonies and territories.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
Yeah, and it was like like vampires and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
No, because trans across yeah in Vania or Sylvania is woods.
It meant the area across the woods, and it was
parts of like Virginia, North Carolina. But it was eventually
absorbed by other places as they kind of Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania there,
ego exactly. So yeah, that's that's it's there's still a
Translvating University. A lot of public presidents went there, about

(01:29:39):
six of them. Kids want to go get their degree
and hanging on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
The road merged that'd be cool. Kids go there for
sixty grand a year. No, I was buying the T shirt.
Oh yeah, yeah, I get like all the cool stuff
from like the student store.

Speaker 11 (01:29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
Yeah, all the sweatshirts and stuff in the quad. Yeah,
take a property of by border shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
So yeah, go go see a slice of meat and
be amazed in Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
All right, well there you go, local news story of
the day on.

Speaker 24 (01:30:08):
Tent to night body camera video showing the arrest of
a quadriplegic man accused of ramming officers with his motorized wheelchair.
He's a recording artist who lives in southwest Miami Dade.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
All right, Morewoody shows next, Bring me very quiet, don't
say anything. We'll be back.

Speaker 14 (01:30:22):
So what do you show?

Speaker 19 (01:30:24):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Coming up later on today between two and four pm,
Menace and Bort, Yes, the Bort Master General Bort Ness.
They're going to be out in Murrietta on Clinton Keith Road.
There's a second Raising Cane's location that has their grand
opening today and that's where Menace and Bort will be.

(01:30:46):
That's from two to four pm this afternoon. So they'll
be loaded up with some theme park giveaways, concert tickets,
also some Woody show merch. Good. So go join Menace
and Bort later on this afternoon the grand opening of
the second Raising Kine's location, and it's a back to
school events right there on the Clinton Keith Road. What
kind of back to school supplies do you get?

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
A Raisin.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
Back to school supplies you get all the different Raisin
Knes theme supplies that they have.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
They have a whole mer they have for what like
for school, like what are the back to school supplies?
Like jewelers and pencils and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
But if you go to their website, they have a
quite elaborates merch store that has anything and everything you
can think of.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
That's all Raising Kaine's branded, and I love it. Well
go see go see medicine board. This after Murrietta. Well,
we've uh, you know, done things like the Crossroads, we
did Internet Cesspool. You know, we've heard enough of the
bad stuff. You guys want to hear a couple of
good things that people are saying. Yes, yeah, is it

(01:31:53):
a short list? Here we go. Now we get plenty
of good stuff. It's just not as entertaining. You know,
it's not that's called babe. It is all bait. It's
all babe. Like this one Tex said, just want to
let you guys know that you're all awesome. Morgan, you're beautiful.
And to make sure that she hears this, you gotta
listen to this, Morgan. Here we go. It says, uh,
I want to let you know are all awesome, Morgan,

(01:32:15):
You're beautiful, funny and always so nice on the phone.
Ah see a babe, is this guy six foot two?
Yeahs a year.

Speaker 8 (01:32:26):
I appreciate kindness from anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
No, she wants something more than six foot two. Would
you say you wanted like six four?

Speaker 23 (01:32:31):
I would prefer six five six five in a dream world.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Well you need to hang out at an NBA core. Yeah. Greg,
keep being you menace. I love you. I love you too.
See mass keep fact checking, Thank you, Sammy. Keep being
the cute maverick. That's an Australia not Australia astrology thing. No,
that's probably from top gun Glenn Pale. It says astrology

(01:32:57):
says keep being the cute maverick estralla parenthetically that you are.
I don't know, okay, I mean, no one else here
is into that crap. Bort rock on wood You keep
being the hilarious glue that holds the awesome group together.
That's from from Jack. It's like always liked Jah. Yeah,
we knew Jack was a good egg. You know he's
a nice guy. There's another nice thing came in on

(01:33:20):
the after hours voicemail to eight seven seven forty four
Woodie Yo Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
I love you guys. I just wanted to say I've
been listening to you guys for a few years now.
I drive to work around five am every morning. I'm
not typically a morning person, so I feel kind of down.
But by the time I get to work, after a
good thirty minute to you guys on the radio, got
much better. I want to say, appreciate y'all for making
everybody's life a little bit better and more manageable. Thank y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
See, thank you, Abe, And you weren't even trolling. It
was good. See wow. Yeah, all you thought was gonna
be Oh huh, yeah that makes sense. Brood. Yeah, it's
the Woody Show. Scared I wish all right, Welcome back everybody.
It is Wednesday. It is August fourteenth. It is National

(01:34:07):
Creamsicle Day. Yes, what do you mean? Yeah, I know
it's here in the room. I'm gonna eat it, but
I would never order it. Is it the cream and
citrus combination you don't like menus? Yeah, it is too good.
It's creamy cream part Yeah, I mixed with the My
favorite is the the orange and vanilla ice cream. That's

(01:34:30):
like soft serve swirled together. Man, that is so good.
I can eat my weight, matt and that's a lot.
I know, it's a lot of weight men. It doesn't
like creamsicles or caramels, insane or massage. It's just weirdar.
It is a National financial awareness day. Oh here, Morgan,
it's a National tattoo removal day. Now, Sammy, you were

(01:34:52):
just asking about something yesterday or the day before, trying
to find a tattoo removal place. What is going on
is the she you want to get it removed as
soon as she gets it, or.

Speaker 8 (01:35:02):
Yes, she does not want this tattoo at all.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
It's really affecting her. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:35:08):
I think that if we were to change what the
tattoo was, she.

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
Might be a little bit more into it. But when
we started.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
This, we haven't we haven't finalized the artwork.

Speaker 8 (01:35:18):
Yet, right, I know.

Speaker 13 (01:35:19):
But I'm saying like when we started it, we we
got to pick what it was going to be, so
she really didn't have any say. And I think that
she really underestimated your creativity.

Speaker 8 (01:35:30):
It was going to end.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
I don't think it's all that creative. And she got
a veto, right, she did. We put up to the
vote other listeners.

Speaker 13 (01:35:37):
Right, and then she got a veto her Vito was
like the ugly mom one I think.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Right, Wasn'tama bin lad tattoo she was?

Speaker 13 (01:35:46):
She was more willing to do Osama bin laden And
then the well she says that she says it now,
but she didn't veto that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
Okay, she as what he has said. She can't just
say naw dog, I don't want said a thousand times
that she can that she can drop out, but she
insists on doing so. If you're just you know, a
new listener, he missed all this. Somehow we do what
will Morgan do for money? Uh? Dare for dollars is
what we officially call it. And so we take all
these suggestions, we narrow it down. Listeners vote on which

(01:36:13):
one she's gonna do after she gets to veto one
of the final three options, and it was to get
a tattoo. And the tattoo that she's getting is of
a guy mopping floors and it's gonna go right on
her pubis mound. Yeah yeah, and so that's where the
moisture is getting and uh and so that's that's the tattoo.

(01:36:34):
And it's not gonna be huge the way that Sea
Bass had to wage. It's going to be a smaller one.
But she's like, really she's upset by it. Yeah, she doesn't,
and I told her a thousand times.

Speaker 8 (01:36:44):
Man, Well, well I'm going to discuss it with her again.

Speaker 6 (01:36:47):
Okay, oh yeah, it will, it will. It will reflect
poorly on her.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Don't talk her out of it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:53):
I'm not going to talk her out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
But I've made it clear to her that she doesn't
have to do it. I don't need you doing the
voodoo woman mind stuff that you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
Don't them those let the men believe you're not.

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
No, no, but what I would like?

Speaker 13 (01:37:07):
I mean, I know she got one veto, but can
we I guess, revisitatoo options.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
Yeah no, no, I mean it doesn't have to be
the fat guy mopping the floor, the fat mentally challenged person.
That's that sea Bass had drawn up. It's a hot
mentally challenged person. Yeah, exactly, what if it's borat She
she doesn't want to do it, just don't do it.
It's a World Lizard Day. It's also World Calligraphy Day.

Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
To answer the question, at least eight weeks before you
can start removing a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Okay, yeah, well she said she's not having sex anymore so.
Shaboozi's a bar song Tipsy number one song again for
the fifth week in a row. Also, the new college
football season kicks off next Saturday, the twenty fourth. Jelly
Roll is doing ESPN's leading anthem this year. The song
is called get By, and they posted it in a

(01:37:59):
teaser clip the other day. I don't know if you
saw this, but Vince Vaughan got a star on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame. Did you see who showed up?
Mel Gibson? He was dressed up. You don't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
He came in like these ses shores, like you came
straight from a beach, Hollywood?

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Exactly? Who cares for you? Game of Thrones fans. Kit
Harrington admits that mistakes were made in the final season
of Thrones. He says that he might even agree with
the people who say it was rushed, but he says
that he and the rest of the cast Greg just
couldn't go on any longer. Quote we were all so
effing tired taking nap in your train for you. I'm

(01:38:43):
tired from play. As for the John Snow spinoff that
never happened, Kit says, quote, we spent a couple of
years back and forth developing it, and nothing got us
excited enough. Oh, it's a tough business man. So rough.
The MTV Video Music Awards originally supposed to go to
down on Tuesday, September the tenth, but now that Donald
Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris are debating that night,

(01:39:06):
MTV has decided to move the show to Wednesday the eleventh.
Damn it, I had plans to watch them that night.
James Cameron is developing a seventh Terminator movie real Also,
Netflix is doing a new animated Ghostbusters series, and for
those of you interested, there's a new teaser for Wicked
that you could check out. I'll watch it right. My

(01:39:28):
wife is way into that. Oh so the story that
I keep forgetting to bring up, So I'll bring it
up now. And I know it's like old news, just
kind of interesting to get your take on el King,
who's the singer. Her dad is Rob Schneider, and she
is not a fan of her dad because he sent
her to fat camp when she was a kid. Now,
my reaction was because if people say, oh, well, why

(01:39:51):
didn't the parents do anything, like if the kid's fat
or whatever, Okay, so you can make an argument about well,
why do you feed them chetohs and ice cream and
everything else to get him that way? But if they
are that way, why didn't you do anything to help
fix it? Like you see people with these kids all
the time and go, well, what are they doing in
his parents? So if somebody does something like that his
parents and sends them to a fat camp so they
can lose some weight, why is that? Is that a

(01:40:12):
bad thing? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
Well why but why are fat camps actually torture? Don't
they like teach you?

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Especially it's eating an exercise?

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
Yeah, especially these days it's like, hey, here's how to
make meals.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Yeah, I mean adults pay big money to go to
quote fat camps now, But also.

Speaker 13 (01:40:27):
Why can't your parents just make you healthy meals and
sign you up for activities and other.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
Things like fat.

Speaker 13 (01:40:36):
But they can be involved too and change their own
habits if they're sitting at home eating crap and other
things and then going like, oh, but you're fatter, so
you need to.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Not there's and does he have a does she have
a fat mom?

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Is that the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:49):
I don't think she really grew up with him necessarily, right?

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
She says that she can go four or five years
without talking to him. She also doesn't agree with him politically.
She says, quote, I don't want to be associated with him.
He's us not nice now that I won't argue now.

Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
To your point, though, Sammy, which I think is a
good one, is why not just be more attentive, caring
day to day parent. Sometimes parents just feel they can't
handle the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Look at what he disappointedly camp for because he was
a terrible kid. I wish it was camp Na kid.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
His mom, a single mom, understandably couldn't handle him and
send him away.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
Aerosmith's final show which went down last year, It's now
available on YouTube and four K if you want to
watch that. So you're not gonna get to see Erowsmith again,
but you can watch that final show. Also keep this
in mind as I share this next story with you.
I believe it was a let's see green day who
once said when it comes around. Justin Bieber was at
the Waldorf Astoria in Beverly Hills waiting for his wife

(01:41:45):
with a bunch of teenage boys who were there at
a bar mitzvah started harassing him. They were filming him,
yelling at him and following him around and he was
clearly annoyed. Justin's like showing them away, asking them, do
you think you're funny? Do you think you're funny? Because
remember like what a little prick he was. Yeah for
the longest time. Yeah, he was driving, but he was
doing stuff with like neighbors houses. Yeah. Yeah, so you know,

(01:42:10):
a little taste of his own medicine. Ya, how do
you like that? Justin? Carol Brunette, who I love oh
says she is no prude. But modern comedy is often
boring and not funny when it goes blue. I don't
know why. I hate that term blue working blue or
blue collar, not blue collar like blue like superfluous swear

(01:42:32):
words for no reason.

Speaker 6 (01:42:33):
I think that's probably the same probably has the same
origin menace as blue collar.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
Yeah, the same thing, right, Yeah, but I mean blue
just typically means like some kind of like either like
sexual or bottom of the barrel inappropriate or language or
or something like that. Cringe.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
Yeah, just go, we don't call it blue, called cringe,
no cringe comedy.

Speaker 13 (01:42:53):
I do agree with that, though I don't understand the
like dirty for the sake of being dirty.

Speaker 8 (01:42:58):
Where there's no real punchline.

Speaker 13 (01:42:59):
It's just using dirty words and there's no joke in there.
People are still going for a shock factor, but there's
no crafted comedy.

Speaker 6 (01:43:07):
That's a that's a surprisingly well thought out argument.

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
I'm impressed. Wow, So now don't you feel better about yourself?
Sammy very Good I had the same thought like she
raised a point, because lot of people just go for
the shock value, yes, and claim that to be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
In some comics just every other word is f It's like,
all right, making it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Better well because they're trying to make what they're the
next word more important. Yeah, yeah, I mean, as a
student of comedy, you should take that as a very
high compliments and should because Sea Bass, I mean he does.
We're gonna leave it here because I mean, how do
you improve off that? You know what I'm saying? Gold
Star Congratulations, it's shim. We're gonna sit BEA's and you

(01:43:52):
know we don't do all right, Let's do some birthdays,
starting with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Steve Martin. He
does not blue no, which, by the way, a little
bit more on blue. In old timy days, they'd hand
you a blue card with notes on it of jokes
and you had to take out hence the don't work blue.

(01:44:14):
So like they'd hand you a blue card with notes
of jokes right that you had to take out. Oh
and so hence don't work blue. Okay, fun fact, A
little fun fact.

Speaker 8 (01:44:25):
I thought it was blue collar.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Steve Martin is seventy nine years old. Me Lacuna is
one of your favorites. Greg, God, I love her. She's
forty one. Magic Johnson is sixty five. Halle Berry is
fifty eight. Tim Tebow is thirty seven years old today.
Joseph Marcel, he was Jeffrey the butler on the Fresh
Prince of bel Air, seventy six years old today, Greg

(01:44:47):
Susan Olsen, Oh my god, Cindy on the Brady Bunch.
Cindy is sixty three, Rusty Wallace, the NASCAR Redneck is
sixty eight. Marcia gay Harden, the Oscar winner, is sixty five.
And Bob Backlan the WWE Hall of Famer. He was
world champ from nineteen seventy eight until nineteen eighty three.
He is seventy five years old today. U suos wrestlers

(01:45:08):
don't live that long, right, yes? And your porno birthday
today is Tiffany Tatum and she's ran more trains than
Amtrak six hundred and five fine films, including Boning a Babe.
She was in Diving Deep in Her Pink Volume one,
also Horny for Frisky foot Play. Oh yeah, and while
we're talking about feet and shoes, she was in Girlfriend's

(01:45:30):
Share more than just shoes. Oh you know, I wonder
what she's talking about. She was in you Choose your
wife or my slut? And who can forget her? Unforgetabu
roll greg in three way anal parlay o, cass you
want to have some money on the wind Show finish right,
that's a Tiffany Tatum who's twenty seven years old today,
and that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And

(01:45:53):
that's a little Wednesday. Look what's happening around the world
of entertainment here for you on the Woody Show. A
quick break, More Woody Shows next. Hang on, Hey, Hank, Tedy,
we just found a really gross video on the internet.
I got to check it out. More Woody Show next. Okay,
please you can Buila wouldn't approve the show, all right,

(01:46:14):
that's it, everybody. Oh, let's put a big fat check
next to Wednesday. Okay, let me tell you what you
can find on the full show podcast if we go
to the woodieshow dot com today. Thanks again to Gina
grad for joining us for Barbie Hoarders. Yeah, so the
Barbie hoarding thing, man and people, it's one thing. I mean,

(01:46:35):
I guess I don't know. Everybody's gotten some nostalgia thing,
but the amount of money that people pay for this
stuff is just insanity, I know. And that's not just Barbie.
I mean, that's that's I mean, you hear about the
nerd stuff. Yeah, the medistead of course, how much for
that Barbie crap when he ran into some of these
people at the Barbie convention. Yeah, let's see. We also

(01:46:55):
have the trending news headlines in there, the birthdays, all
that and more on the full show podcast is go
to the woodieshow dot com coming up for you tomorrow.
We've been asking you through the week, what are the
best movie songs of all time? Like, it doesn't have
to be something that was written for the soundtrack, just
a song that ended up being synonymous with with that movie,

(01:47:16):
whatever the movie is. A lot of them obviously come
from like the eighties and the nineties, but be Free,
that'd be good because tomorrow is also a throwback Thursday.
So I'll go through some of the list of what
we got their brand new Redneck news, plus whatever you
got for us in the meantime that you can leave
on the after hours voicemail. Maybe it's a suggestion for
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Ye all right, Menace, Sea Bass, Sam anything you like
to add no Greg Gory parting, words of wisdom.

Speaker 5 (01:47:51):
Please, Yeah, before you judge somebody with an addiction, put
your phone down for twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
Sick burn dude, that's a good one. Hold on, I'm
gonna put it in the notes section of my phone. Opd. Well.
You know I collect a lot of quotes. Yeah, write
that one down, I do. I got I got a
ton of I got a ton of good quotes in here.
Let's see what the last one I ad was. Oh yeah,
I think uh, I think I already mentioned this one,
which if you want to buy things without looking at
the price. You need to work without looking at the clock.

(01:48:20):
Oh right, that's a good one, yep. I admire how
you don't let your limitations affect your confidence. That's also
another good one. Like that, all right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving THEOI Show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know, WITHVI
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We'll catch back here on Thursday. Have a
great day, s MD double M. I quit this bitch.