The Woody Show August 16th 2024 Podcast

Friday Fails, News Headlines, DUIQ, Dad Jokes & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise no Woody Show. He's the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody. Ask
me why I'm so excited and smiling from ear to ear?
Why do I because today, you guys, his Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
You know, uh, yeah, it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
It is I'm Mondy. That is Greg Gory Menace is here? Hi,
Good morning basketballing you.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
We got Samus. That's right, don't you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, bitch, Yeah, let's go, Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let's Sam.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Good morning, Good morning, Caroline Morgan Vaughn.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, it looks like we have a we have a
full party ready to roll on this Friday morning.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
It is the Hoodie Show.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
Yeah yeah, especially Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah yeah. First of all, harding to the weekend as
quickly as we can get this morning part of the
day out of the way. We got the Friday Fail
stories coming up today, the d y Q Our Dumbass Contest,
and it's a tell a Joke day one of the
holidays Todays, So some Friday Dad jokes, you guys, We've
got that some news head and of course the entertainment stuff,

(03:02):
some entertainment news, porn of birthday and more. Anything we
could do to get through the morning and into the
weekend as quickly as possible. It is happening today Friday.
You're on the Woody Show. We got some weird crime
news to cover. Weird crime starting with this story. A
forty eight year old guy in Iowa. He was arrested

(03:23):
for attempted murder because he shot his father in the face.
Now ask me why. I would love to know why.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Took away his xbox.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
See this is an adult, forty eight year old guy.
Oh dad, awesome to move out? Okay, that has to
move out.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Well.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
His old man, who's in a wheelchair by the way,
had the nerve to tell his forty eight year old
son that his feet stank.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Oh okay, So that started.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
An argument that equals shooting. Yep, things got heated. At
some point, the sun goes to another room, gets a gun,
comes back, points it at his father's face. But that's
where he breaks out the menace excuse generator and says
that he accidentally pulled the trigger.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Happens Alan Baldwinstein, Yeah, yeah, the Baldwin defence.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
All because somebody told you that your feet stink. Anyway,
The dad lived, he's not dead. Yeah, he's in the hospital.
The son arrested, and beside the attempted murder charges, there
are also additional charges because you know, the child endangerment
because there were two kids in the house at the time.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Okay, idiot, Well why.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Would he be charged It was an accident. Yeah, it
was just an accident. I mean, otherwise it's cool to
just point guns people.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Well, dad ain't gonna be disrespecting no more.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's weird, all right. Next up,
his fifty seven year old maintenance technician who did some
work at one of the top wineries in France. He
just got busted. He spent the last fifteen years greg
stealing wine around five hundred and fifty thousand dollars of it,
I believe it, that's it, and not to drink or sell,

(04:50):
just to stash it in his personal collection. He just
liked having it, yeah, I mean drinking it, yeah, because
he wants to do like the whole like uh, you
know how people have like the his wine cellars and
he just wanted to have like a really cool wine cellar.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Do you have a wine cellar or like a wall
at least.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
No.

Speaker 10 (05:08):
I used to have like a wine bar, but I
got rid of it because we redid the dining room.
So now I have it's like it's called a buffet
and it's inside behind closed.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Doors and not a cafe. Like you're thinking, menace. You
know what a buffet is. It's like a big long dresser,
almost like like a double triple.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I went to this singer's house one time and he
his house was kind of like built into like a
hill almost, and his wine cellar was like built into
the hill like a cave.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Red rocks rule. Yeah, it rules. So this guy's got
eight thousand bottles. He was finally caught by a security
camera sneaking four bottles of wine from his employer, who
then went to the police, and when they questioned him,
he said that he had no plan for the bottles.
He just wanted to quote sit in the middle of
his cellars to contemplate them. Oh so work home. Yeah,

(06:03):
all the bottles are being returned to their owners. Weird crime.
Weird crime. A man in Florida was arrested after throwing
spaghetti at his mom's face, leaving her splattered in sauce.
According to the police report, it was a verbal argument
that turned physical. The dude took off when the cops arrived,
but they found him hiding behind a bush in the backyard.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
He didn't get very far.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, he tried to run again, but they got him.
They took him into the county jail. No stranger to
the law. He's got priors for battery, trespass, violating probation,
and for throwing a Heineken bottle at an apartment window
after being asked to leave a party. He's a very
cool guy. Yeah. Weird crime. Weird crime. Another one from Florida.

(06:49):
This time it's a woman who was arrested after she
got into a food related altercation with her husband. According
to the police report, she had brought her husband taco
bell and McDonald it's for his birthday, but he was
upset for some reason, and so they start arguing, like
I'm already on her son. Yeah, so he threw a

(07:10):
bag of the food at her. She responded by assaulting
him with a tortilla from one of the soft tacos,
hits him in the face. He called the cops and
it was somehow still there when the officer showed up,
like what a pussy this guy is? He left the
tortilla hanging on his face so that when the cops
got there. Something tells me he had to like pick

(07:32):
that thing back up unless it hit him like refried
beans first. Yes, yeah, because then that would act almost
like like you know how you butter a tile.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
What happened with Juicy smolet is he still had his
on the top showed up.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
If you recall, oh, that's right, you just leave that
on because you know, you know, you want to show
that it was the other one.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
You got a two am when his negative twenty degrees
in down to Chicago.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Right of course, Anyway, the wife was arrested for domestic battery.
But can you imagine calling the cops because your wife,
who just brought your Taco Bell mcdonn donald's the nerve,
You get mad and you throw no I can do
that her menace.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
She probably forgot the sauce. This is true. If your
wife were lucky enough to bring you Taco Bell and
McDonald's for your birthday, what would be that birthday combo
for menace?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh okay, I mean I started Taco Bell. Let's go
with Taco Bell first.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Taco Bell, probably a bean and cheese burrito, you know
the baseline, and then probably a chiloopa and then a
cheesy Gordida crunch.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay, this is just Taco Bell.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
So yeah, McDonald's Mexican pizza since they're back through the
also caesadilla course. Oh and I do. I mean I
am watching my calories, so I would have a mound
to zero available.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
You're such a health I know, crazy.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
And then we move were in McDonald's and I'm very traditional,
so I would just go a big Mac and then
I would get a six piece can nugget kind of
dipping sauce. Dipping sauce. I do love a sweet sour,
I love a honey mustard, and a barbecue. So I
hit all three. Oh yeah, it's it's his birthday after all.
Yeah my birthday. Yeah, throw cast a large fry.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I said, maybe one of the pies for dessert, you know,
or do you want to go with the mcflurry? What
are you going to go with for desserts your birthday?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I would just go a shake, yeah, because I can
dip my fries in it. Yeah, okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
A simple man. Yeah, Respectable's respectable forty five hundred calories.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, I don't need that much.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, Taco Bell, I would go with just the Mexican pizza,
combo meal, Mexican pizza and just give me like two
regular tacos. Or I'll even go with the Dorito's. It's
my birthday. I'll go with the Dorio's, Nacho's tacos but supreme,
but supreme. And then that's it from Taco Bell, and
then over from McDonald's. You know what I really enjoy.
I just enjoy their regular mc doubles. The double cheeseburgers
and joints is good. Then them joints is good. And

(09:52):
it used to be on the value menu. It still is.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
You can get like two for four nowadays.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, they used to be on the niney night sent many.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Right, and it was a double dog.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
You know, So we get sidetracked with food, Thanks Obama.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
We were talking weird crime and guess where this one's from,
you guys. Okay, Florida. Okay, third story in a row
from Florida. This guy there arrested allegedly entering someone's backyard
and attempting to steal a decorative turtle. The homeowner called
the cops about a guy just walking around inside the

(10:26):
enclosed pool cage. You know, people in Florida have this
pool cages. I think those are ugly. Me too, that
it'd be cool, like if you could like do something
where it became an indoor pool, like like it would
open and kind of close. I get it because of
the bugs. I mean, that's maybe Greg would like it.
I know it is unsightly that I don't like the
look of it. Anyway, when they got there, the homeowner

(10:49):
was pointing to the backyard and sure enough, there he
was hiding in the bushes. The turtle was recovered and
giving back to the homeowners. Now, meanwhile, we got some
other turtle news. Some cops in Portland, Oregon randomly found
someone's pet turtle just walking down the path. His name
is Bowser. He'd been missing for two days. Oh yeah,
here's a spokesperson from the police department talking about the

(11:12):
quote rescue.

Speaker 11 (11:13):
He had escaped from ninety seven and Clayborne area, which
is the other side of the freeway. So somehow this
tortoise traversed an interstate freeway without injury over the course
of his adventure.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, so he had a little adventure. I mean, yeah,
he took three days. And you know why he's named Bowser, right, that's.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
A Mario Brothers thing. Yes, but Bowser Bouer was Bowser
a turtle. He had all they had the turtles what
do they call the turtles Coopa troopers, the troopers coupas Okay, yeah,
and then what about the turtles that kind of looked
like a combination of a turtle and a camel, the
ones that would like Evan.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I think those are just different types of coopas. Yeah,
coopa types, I believe, so yeah, okay, yeah, they got Bowser,
so Bowser is the type of coopa as well. Thank you,
and they have to see you exactly. And then the
Hammer Brothers, the guys at the Borough Bros.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I thought I thought Bowser was more of the like, uh,
they look like mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
He had.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, see, I'm all turned around.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
He had a red shell in some well it's more
green though in lots of cases. Yeah, it's definitely he's
a type of turtle or tortoise.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, this is something that will occupied me for the
rest of the day. Spend the rest of my day
thinking about that. That's your weird crime.

Speaker 12 (12:28):
News.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, yea, yeah, weird, weird crime. It is the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break more. What is show next?
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Speaker 5 (12:56):
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Speaker 2 (12:59):
Take 'em on, you guys.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
This is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
And just like that, we're beginning another new hour of
intensitivity training for a politically correct world on this Friday morning.
It is August the sixteenth, twenty twenty four, and a
Happy Friday to you. My name is Woody. That is
Greg Gory. Hi Woody. We've got Menace, good Borning, and

(13:24):
Woody Sea Bass is here. Why there's Sammy Money, Bort
and Carolina are here.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
In the Woody Show production department. Happy Friday to you, guys.
Morgan our associate producer von Our video producer.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You on the phones eight seven seven forty four, Woodie
for whatever it is that you like to chime in
on and be a part of topic.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Contest, got some dad jokes of course, the dumb ass
contest this hour with the Duyq. Gonna be able to
call in and win on that.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Or Friday check ins or whatever else you got you
rather just text over, you could send that all over
to to nine eight seven. So yep, just trying to
get through the morning weekend as quickly as we can.
And next up on the agenda, your Friday Fail storm.

(14:45):
Greg's hands are in the victory formation.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
It is time for your Friday fail story.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
All these people thought they had the perfect plan, the
plan that could never go wrong, but been somewhere along
the line it went from being a great idea to
one big stake mega uber ultra.

Speaker 13 (15:18):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Hard out of the gate, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Damn, that's going to SeaBASS steps out of the room
like a person running a like an X ray machine.
Yeah hit. You know, they put the apron thing on you.
They get everything set up and then they take a
step behind like a wall or something, or it's the
anti noise wallet. Yeah, uh. This The next one here

(15:46):
is from Australia. You guys with this guy, he tried
burning down the barber shop. It was all caught on video.
You know what else was caught? What the dude on fire?
He set himself on fire in the process of trying
to torch the bar shop. Whatever the accelerant he was
using got all over his clothes and so when he
struck the match, boom, huge fireball flames leapt onto his clothing.

(16:09):
You see him in the surveillance video running out and
rolling around on the pavement. Survive. Unfortunately he survived. Ye sales.
Yeah sucks in here. Yeah, here's one from New Orleans
where this dude with a very unique name. His name
is Rhiannisson par Fay. Oh the love of good par Fay. Yeah,

(16:29):
he was picked up by the cops for using fraudulent
credit cards around town. He was booked for identity theft,
bank fraud, other charges. They found more than seventy bogus
credit cards in par Fay's car. Hey, and then later
that day mister Parfay's friend showed up to bond them
mount of jail. But the guy wasn't able to ask
me why because he got arrested for using a fake ID.

(16:53):
Oh no, so guy is in jail for fake credit cards.
This guy tries to get him out using fake i D.
He showed the cops of fake ID. Claimed his name
was Robert Grant, but his real name Alan Artists, artist,
mister par Fay and mister Artists. They arrested him for

(17:13):
the fake i D as well as obstruction of justice
and resisting arrests. Both are chill and in failed jail.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Ya means deliciousness, Fluffy mcgraham and menace. You are the
closest perfect ideal. At least mister Parfey knows he has
real friends.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
This next one is about a crew of six fishermen.
They were sailing in Sri Lanka and they found a
bunch of bottles floating in the ocean, Greg Fantastic, hundreds
of miles off the coast, and they assumed they were
bottles of alcohol. So the fishermen decided to drink them.
You just do that. And while it's still not clear
what they drank, what is clear, So they shouldn't have

(17:58):
done that because whatever it was killed them, well five
of them. One of them survived. He's in critical condition.
I don't know what this. Yeah, what if it was
like you know how truck or bombs. What if it's like,
you know, the captain of his ship, you know what
I mean? Like, you know you got to take a
leak and it's a Royal Caribbean bo just peeding a

(18:19):
bottle and tossed it overboard. What it is, but the
least of your problem, you know, right. A man in
Iowa made himself a makeshift bayonet one day, complete with
a BB gun that had a knife duct taped to
the front. Super cool, and he used it to stake
out a homeless encampment nearby where this dude I guess
who had done him wrong was apparently living. So he

(18:41):
spots the dude, he runs up, he shoots him in
the face several times with the BB gun, then he
starts stabbing him. But right in the middle of the stabbing,
he realized, like, oh my god, you know what, man,
I have the wrong guy, non his intended victim. So
he was arrested. He's spending a good portion of the
rest of his life in fail chail.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
So say, but at least the ban that worked, Yeah, right,
I think it would just rip right off with the
duct tape.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
And here is my favorite story of the week, favorite
failed story. The guy in Michigan. His name is darn Darnell.
He was in court, almost off the hook for a
minor trespassing case when for some reason, just as the
court was about to adjourn, he decided to go off
on the judge. Here's a little clip mark of that.

(19:25):
It's trusspassing. I could technically leave and you guys could
issue a warrant as long as I'll return because.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Kiss my, I'm gonna tell you why you don't come in.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's contempted.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
That's another ninety three.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's another. That's six ninety three consecutive. Yeah. So the
guy was about to walk out of there no jail
time ended up going from that to five hundred and
fifty eight days. Wow, ninety three days. Ninety three days.
Not dude, shut up, ninety three days. Not even shut up,
ninety three days.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
What an idiot.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
It's a little over a year and a half just
because he couldn't keep his mouth shut. Dude. It's like
the guy in Breakfast Club. You want another Saturday right, Yes,
you got it. But he looks so cool for that post.
That's true. Yeah, you done yet. No, No, you want
another one?

Speaker 14 (20:09):
Yes, that's a year and a half when you were
so cool, I know, yeah, exactly, so dumb. I'm sure
the judge was impressed with his badassory.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Like on his deathbail. I'll you able to say, I
spent a lot of time in jail for no good reason. Right, yeah,
but I look so cool, such bad told the judge
to kiss my ass.

Speaker 15 (20:30):
Yeah, eat my short.

Speaker 16 (20:34):
You just bought yourself on another Saturdays.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
Oh crushed.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
You just bought one more right there?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Well, on free to Saturday.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
After that.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Good, because it's going to be filled.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
You want another one, say the word, Just say the word.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Instead of going to prison, you'll come here. No, I'm
doing society a favor. So that's another one. Right now,
I've got you for the rest of your natural born life.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
If you don't watch a step.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
You want another one?

Speaker 7 (20:56):
Yes, you got it?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
You got another one?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Right there?

Speaker 13 (20:59):
That's another one you throw not even close?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Bye? Good? You got one more right there?

Speaker 13 (21:05):
Do you really think I give another?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
You threw mnis now.

Speaker 13 (21:11):
It's eight excuse me start seven?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Shut up, peewee, your mind bender to what I got you.
I got you.

Speaker 17 (21:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
The guy's just gonna walk out of the court room.
He's like, I'm tired of the state. I'm ready to
leave as soon as possible. It's trespassing. I could technically leave. Man.
You guys gives you a warn as long as I
don't return you kiss my ass. Yeah, God, dude, here
right now, idiot shot. Yeah, dumb ass. Well, there's your
there's your Friday fail stories everybody. We're gonna take a

(21:38):
break and then we'll come back. We'll do the dumb
Ass Contest the d u i Q. So, if you'd
like to be our contestant, have a chance to win
a prize this morning with the duy Q, go ahead,
give us a call. We'll get you lined up on
the phones. They're all open for you. We just cleared
those lines at eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four woodies. So if you want
to play the d u y Q.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Marina fine pins.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
A woody show as a Virginia on this Friday morning.
We got a dumb ass contest ready to go for you,
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Let's.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Play the d I C yeah d y q.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Uh sea bass industry is talking to drunk people. We
get a contestant on the phone, one of you to
maybe win a prize. Eighty seven seven four Woodie. Let's
go to Mike. Hey, morning, Mike, how are you? Mike Showy?
Happy Friday to you, sir. All right, so you're gonna
play the duy q SeaBASS is gonna explain the game

(22:45):
to us, and then we're gonna have a little clip
to get to know the drunk person a little bit
before we get into the questions that matter. That way,
you have a better idea, just how with it or
not with that drunk person is? And who do we
have here? Sea batt.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
This is Helena and you're gonna hear from her how
cool she is, what's she's pounding because pounding drinks makes cool, yeah,
oh yeah, hell yeah, and her thoughts on alcohol.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
All right, here is Polena.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
I have had shots. I've had a buzz.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Uh noah beatbox, and I've had.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
An MS beatbox.

Speaker 9 (23:14):
Not the buzzball gets you drunker quicker.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
But because we were having a longer drive, we chose
to do the beatbox instead.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
And people say, oh, buzzball is trashy.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
What do you say to those folks?

Speaker 5 (23:25):
I say that they need to go suck their on
because it's an actually crazy accusation. Do you like to
get drunk quickly? You should drink something less with more percentage?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Do you think they drink buzzballs at like the met Gala?

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Belahadid should honestly get on the buzzball gang. Bela Hadied
has things to learn?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
What's through the what box? Well, so it'sox has exploded? Yeah,
which is what was the same idea? It's low, low
calorie some not always but sometimes, and it's it's in
a larger it's one of those you know, like the
car board box boxed waters come in like the waxea boxes.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, what's what's the booze? What is it? What? Probably liquor?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Quite frankly, beatbox eleven percent alcohol, buzzball only fifteen percent,
so not far off. But to her point, oh yeah,
getting trash real fast? How is that not classy? You
got to do it real fast, but you won't remember
the rest of the evening, you ask.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, and an audios on top of that, Yeah, what's
the point of getting wasted really fast?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
And not remembering it. It's like falling asleep during a massage. Yeah,
that sucks. Well, if you black out, you won't always blackout.
And I don't remember, Mike. So that is our friend Helena.
You're gonna try to guess whether she knows the answers
these questions. You get two out of three, you'll be
the winner of this round of the duy Q. And
here we go with question number one.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
The CDC is short for what governmental organization?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
All right, now we're guessing for fun. Okay, just here
with Sammy and Menace. Uh, let's see CDC. I will
say Sammy will know, Menace will not know, and I'll
say that Helena will not know. I'm going triple no,
triple no. All right? Uh, Morgan, what.

Speaker 15 (25:08):
Do you think I'm gonna go? Yes for Menace and Sammy,
No for Helena?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
All right? Uh? And then Sammy and Menace, what do
you think about Helena? Do you think that she's going
to get him? No? No, no, all right, Mike, what's
your guests on Helena? Will she get it? Triple no,
triple no even for Menace and Sammy? All right, let's
start to your question number one.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
The CDC is short for what governmental organization?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Menace, controlled drug counsel, controlled drug counsel, Sammy.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
The Congressional Democratic Convention.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Are you serious? Centers for Disease Control? Oh yeah, kind
of in the news. Boy, what you know, what was
yours against the Democratic Convention? Congressional Democratic Convention? That this
is on topic at least?

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah, at least I know involved.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
How do they get up and I don't walk out
the door?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Gets pretty easy?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
That was it?

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yeah, I think that was an easy on what the
CDC is?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, all right, let's see if Helena knows it. Question
number one.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
The CDC is short for what governmental organization?

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Clinical department?

Speaker 9 (26:25):
No, it's c l E.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Medical Clinical Department of I don't want to say corrections, but.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Possibly possibly possibly incorrect way to go, Mike. All right, Mike,
you're on the board. You got your first point here
on the d U.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Y Q shouldn't be c O DC. They don't count
the O for Okay, both of you explain that, right?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Well, first of all, it's centers four, isn't it four?
Not of? And they never put.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
The vs or the the conjunctions or modifiers. I should say, Okay,
we're just asking all right, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Shouldn't the FBI be the fb O I yeah, boy, yeah,
F boy, F boy f p f FI yeah all right.
Question number two, Mike here on the d U I
Q don Quixote was written in what language? All right?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I will say a couple of years ago actually for
the first time read voluntarily don Quixote, and it's damn funny.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah? Is it it is? Oh? It is?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Uh, it's what made you pick that up and read it?
It was well, not pick it up.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
It's on audible not a sponsor, but sure as hell
could be audible Audible dot com keep up my recommendations.
I said, oh, you know don Quixote, I'll check that out.
Threw it in the old Q and it's it's quite hilarious.
Makes it makes fun of a mentally ill man basically
and how he runs around I won't say where, uh,
you know, pretend like having hallucinations essentially, And okay, now

(27:55):
he organizes a merry band of other idiots. Yeah, and
then they're kind of making fun of him, but are
they also stupid? And he's how dumb is he is?
He could to get hurt. It's it's very It's like,
here's it's like old timey whack pack all right, which
is also now old timy. Question again, don Quixote was
written in what language?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
All right? Greg? What do you think of this? I'm
thinking yes to Menace and yes to Sammy and then
no to Helena. All right, yes, no out there.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Morgan, what do you think I gotta go triple no
on this one, triple no.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm gonna go triple no as well. See, I was
leaning triple yes. But I think if anything, Menace will know.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
It because of his literary background.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah right, he's just a voracious reader. Yeah, I think
he'll luck into it. Vigorous reader. Mike. What do you think? Mike?
Well know again. I'm sorry your phone broke up. What
triple triple no again? All right? Just to make clear,
all right? Question number two?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
D u I Q don Quixote was written in what language?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Sammy?

Speaker 9 (28:57):
Japanese?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Japanese, Menace, Italian? Italian? Both in correct? I can't believe, Morgan,
what's the answer.

Speaker 15 (29:05):
Is it Spanish?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
It's Spanish.

Speaker 15 (29:07):
It's kind of in the name, is it not, Guys?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Come on, it's yeah, Japanese named Quixote.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Using context clues to that's why I figured like Menace
would luck into it anything Spanish?

Speaker 9 (29:20):
I failed Spanish.

Speaker 18 (29:21):
I mean, I don't know, and I knew that that
SeaBASS was trying to learn Japanese. Then I thought, oh,
maybe that's why he was interested in this book, and.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
So you did initially no, no, A thousand percent being
honest here, Initially he thought Spanish. But I'm like, oh,
maybe he's trying to make fun of Sammy on the
Italian side for some reason.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
So I put it.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I did a better job making fun of her because
she actually took Spanish.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
That'd be the one book they give you. Now, Mike
guessed that Helena would not give this one, said another
triple note. So if this ends up being a correct
guest for Mike, he'll be the winner of the d
U y Q Question number two, Don Quixote was written
in what language?

Speaker 9 (29:59):
Don Quixote?

Speaker 19 (30:00):
La? Yes?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Do you know what Jakeyoti is in general?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
What it's about?

Speaker 9 (30:06):
I do? Is it Shakespeare?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Shakespeare? Yeah? Well, hey, my congratulations, you are the winner.
Noise here on the dad, thank you. The only thing
I remember was didn't you think wind mills were.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
A preachers jousting at wind mills?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
And then he had a sidekick, Sancho Panza.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Sancho something Ponzo.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Well, my congratulations and uh, we're gonna put you back
on hold so that Morgan get all your information and
you can get yourself your prize. But thank you so
much for listening to woo he show. Dude, have yourself
a great weekend.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
Oh good job, Thank you what you show?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
All right? Bye, hi bye, Look at what you suck it? Sir.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Didn't come out at the same time as Shakespeare early
sixteen hundred.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
What is the poncho guy's name? Pasa right, Sancho yah?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
All right. Question number three for the d U i Q,
which Mike did not need, we're going to play for fun.
Question number three is, if.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
You're talking about the US s R, what to any
of those letters?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Present? Any of them?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
I'm giving you any one. You could really look into
this one, all right, you the S the S or
you R in English?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Of course, right, I'm gonna say, uh wow, uh Helena,
no Sammy, no menace. They've been really stepping on rakes.
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Were they over last week to Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, I think so. All right, triple no triple no,
Greg Gory.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
There's two in there that I think are just such
easy putts. But I'm gonna say triple no, triple no
after that Japanese one.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, Morgan, what do you think triple no? For sure,
triple no. Menace and Sammy, both of them. They're still
working over there. Do you think that Helene is going
to get it?

Speaker 14 (32:05):
No?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, no, And I think I know what letter.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
They're going to get wrong.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
But we only have to pick one letter.

Speaker 17 (32:12):
I know.

Speaker 10 (32:12):
But I think you're going to take one of those
letters and say the wrong thing, and I know which one.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Oh no, here's a clue. By the way, Can you
take a shot, don't cod? Can you take a shot
of the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
The whole thing? Oh for sure? For sure.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
We want to hear that.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. If you need if you need
a couple more seconds.

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Too, Yeah, I'm going to need some.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
This clue, by the way, has nothing.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
To do with the actual answer. But they were The
USSR was around from nineteen twenty two to nineteen ninety one.
Fun fact.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
That is a fun fact. It's super fun.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Do you know they're changing their answers?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Like, oh, okay, we're not changing.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
We're not changing our answers.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
We need the whole thing, get it right down, the
whole thing. That would be a joke, all right, she
can get jokes a lot of times. Well, she's working.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I know she'sn't thinking.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
She just focused exactly.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
I don't blame her.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeahzer so if you're a you're just tuning in the
question at hand that they're trying to figure out. Right now,
If you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
The USSR, what to any of those letters.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Represent back in the USSR.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Oh, that's another clue, mister Paul McCartney.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, there was a clue for you guys. All right,
are you guys ready?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, I definite there if we want to hear the
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, question number three, If you're.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Talking about the USSR, what to any of those letters represent?

Speaker 18 (33:26):
All right, Sammy, the United System Society of Russia.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
One of those letters is the one I knew you would.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Say, all right, and menace, that's the former Soviet Union,
So the Soviet Union.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
But you what the USSS are.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh, and then the whole thing would be uh, United
South Region Soviet I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
So well, because they only needed to get one of those,
they both got.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, because she said you need right, she didn't. Ye, yeah,
but that's not what it is UNI.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
You could see that. But I got it, that's true. Nice.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
I was trying to be nice to say then, and
I knew that one of them would, for the r
would say Russia.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
That's the one, I thought, Yeah, I mean, because that's
the I mean, right, but that's not Russia.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Tell them the correct answer.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Union of the Soviet Socialist Republics. Whoa are republics? Republics?
I thought it was republic because it's a bunch of
different states.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm getting now, wait they have states,
well government, Well yeah, countries, I should say, all right,
well here's Helena.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
And her stab at it here. Question number three, d
u I Q.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
If you're talking about the uss R, what did any
of those letters represent.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
I do know that the USSR was during World War
Two and they were, you know, with the Germany, which
is not a sleigh.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
So do you know what.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
United States of the Republic of Oh?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I mean, wow, republican was right in there. I mean yeah,
it was so not sleigh.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
And by the way, Russia absolutely was not with Germany.
In fact, they lost like twenty five million people. Oh yeah,
well there's your d U i Q for this Friday morning.
Congratulations again to Mike. This is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
In the Friday Failed stories, we were talking about that
one story about the guy trespassing charge or something like that,
and they were about to, you know, call today. This
guy was about to walk out of court a free man,
and he just couldn't keep his mouth shut and he
ended up getting like a year and a half in
jail because he wouldn't shut up. Here's what he said
with the judge. It's trustpassing.

Speaker 14 (35:53):
I could technically leave and you guys could issue a
warrant as long as our return because kiss Mike.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I'm gonna tell you what you don't. That's contempt. That's
another ninety three. That's another ninety three. That's six ninety
three consecutive. Yeah, idiot, So like you went from no
jail time to now being in jail for a year
and a half. Yeah, there's another judge story in the
news today, This judge in Detroit. I don't know if

(36:20):
you saw anything about this in your feed. Fifteen year
old girl was there on a field trip at the courthouse.
Fun field trip and he puts her in handcuffs, threatens
her with jail time because she fell asleep in court
during the field trip. Here's some audio of the interaction
and then the judge talking about why he did it.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
My courtroom home time.

Speaker 19 (36:41):
Putting you in the back in soup, that's not something
that normally happens, but I felt compelled to do it
because I didn't like the child's attitude. I haven't been
disrespected like that in a very long time.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
While you're sitting in a juvenilitic Was I really going
to do that? Probably not? Could I have?

Speaker 19 (37:00):
Probably so, But that's not what I want to do
to a kid who's there on a field trip. So
that was my own version of scared straight.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Uh huh. So he's catching heat for this because the
girl's mom said that she was tired because they're currently
homeless and they had a hard time finding a place
to sleep the night before. Oh wow, that's why the
girl hadn't got much sleep. Anyway, he's been taking off
the bench that he can undergo some training.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Oh no, he should always do is double down. Well okay, yeah,
I mean I get what he's saying. He didn't arrest her,
He kind of just you know, this is what could
happen to you drink I.

Speaker 9 (37:32):
Doing anything illegal?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah? Yeah, she even probably want to be there, make
court more interesting and I won't fall aside. Stop dragging
everything out forever, right, I mean fancy words like dude,
and how's that disrespectful? She's not the plane, she's not
involved in a case of She's just sitting there in
the peanut gallery of the court and sleeping.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
And then when he tells her, don't sleep, and then
she gives him attitude.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Right, we didn't hear what she said. He said that
she was veryud.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
And we're getting the picture that she's like, you know,
tiny tim or whatever, trying to stay awake. I just can't.

Speaker 13 (38:08):
My mother and I we are homeless.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
We're on the super sweet Field trip to the courthouse.

Speaker 15 (38:12):
I have another, sir, it's just another missus Bridge.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
She's a little angel. I know it's a party here,
but I'm so tired. I spent my whole evening last
night diving through dumpsters looking for.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Cans like Tommy hurts her outside?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Would mister Jesus grumbling from hunger? Can I have a
half a pince to shine your shoes?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
So she was there with a a charity called Greening
of Detroit, which plants trees. They said, normally they go
on like they go on hikes and creeks. Yeah, what
the heck are you doing in a courthouse today?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
We're gonna go check out court Well maybe because you
know it's cool in there, air conditioned education.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh cool?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
How about go to a Damon busters ain't seven.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
We're having a great time about it is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I love it. It's great and it's another new hour.
I'm insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's a
Friday morning. Yeah, it's August sixteenth, twenty twenty four. I'm winning.
That's Greg Gory. Hey, Menace is here. Good morning. We
got Sea Mass, We've got Sammy Money. You the guest

(39:24):
of honor. Of course, it's all about you and call
him be part of whatever you like this hour. We're
gonna do some Friday Dad jokes so you can call
in with your good dad joke. Those are always finds
tell a joke day, Right, it's one of the holidays
to day tell a joke day. So we'll be taking
your Friday Dad jokes eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven, seven forty four, Woody, you can also

(39:45):
set us a Friday check in on the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. So that's coming up, dude.
Everybody's talking about the Matthew Perry story and all the
details of that. So five people in total have been
charged in connection with his over dose death. That includes
his living personal assistant and a person referred to by

(40:06):
the authorities as the ketamine queen, right, And they said
over two weeks she sold approximately fifty vials of ketamine
to Matthew Perry for around eleven thousand dollars in cash.
And according to the indictment, Matthew's assistant was the one
who injected him with the dose of ketamine that killed him.

(40:29):
So two doctors also charged, and according to the report,
they were texting each other and saying, quote, I wonder
how much this moron will pay. Let's find out.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah, wow.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
The one document, you know, because they spelled out all
these different text messages and thinks it's like what is
going on here? And then one of the doctors was
even the one who showed Matthew's assistant how to inject
him allegedly, and it's it's it's just a big, sad mess.
And yesterday they all pled guilty. They're all facing up

(41:03):
to fifteen years in prison.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah, a couple of things. One of them, one of
the doctors, says he's not guilty, like I wasn't involved
with that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Well, look, here's the thing, this is an unpopular opinion.
At the end of the day. The personal responsible for
Matthew Perry's death is Matthew Perry.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
I was gonna say something along those lines if, especially
in the case of his personal assistant, they were being
told what to do by him.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Okay, but if somebody says, shoot me in the head, right,
can you do that?

Speaker 18 (41:34):
But they're all making a bunch of money off of
him continuously buying ketamine, So why would they want to
kill him because they're losing a revenue stream?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Right. Yeah, I'm talking more of the like it just
because somebody tells you to do so, I understand, But
going from hey, I need you to help me with
my quote medication and shooting me in the head is
quite different. Yeah. I'm just saying.

Speaker 10 (41:53):
That you probably could have said go out and do X,
Y and Z and they would do it because they're
being told to do it by their boss.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Also, the thing was we found out that kenemine bottles
were like twelve dollars each and they were charging them
like thousands of dolars each.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You got fifty fifty vials a ketemine from the ketymine
Queen for around eleven thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, well that's the price you pay for getting kenemedy
illegally as you pay that up charge because the doctors
are giving you something they shouldn't be giving you, which
is why they got arrested.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
And what's kennemine used for, like legitimately like.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Pain depression, So it was yeah, that was the thing.
And the you off drugs in the nineties it was
horse tranquilizer. Now it's just anti anxiety. Yeah, you got
a quote kennemine therapy.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
And it's also for former addicts, right, yeah, because you
can't go cold turkey because you get extremely sick. So
they give you small dosage of ketamine too, like wean
you off of drugs.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
But then you get addicted to kenemine and you mean quen.

Speaker 10 (42:53):
I also saw a documentary a long time ago, so
I don't remember all the details, but it was a
girl who had some sort of disorder where she would
get seizures a lot, and she was put into basically
a ketamine coma for like two weeks and they just
gave her key and key and key, and then she
was okay after that.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Like, if you want to bust people for doing drugs,
not doing drugs, but for selling drugs, bust them for
selling drugs, but the charge them with the murder or
you know, or the death. I think that's a little silk.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
If you're a doctor, that's you should that's you should
know better. You know what that drug is going to
do in those quantities. Yeah, And if you're the keat
of mean queen selling drugs to so he can have
fun in.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
His hot tub, but instead he went glob.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Wow too soon?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Coolnute?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Is that a billy ocean song?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Party?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I wrote that last I know a I wrote that,
and I'm just telling you what the bad job asive.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
That's rude. Ail. Hey, did you see this this Disney story?
So this I and his wife they're at Disney World.
They're at not Downtown Disney, what do they call the
So theyre at this restaurant. She's got a severe dairy
and nut allergy. The waiter says, your meal will be

(44:17):
allergen free. She has a reaction, anaphylactic, you know whatever.
She dies. Oh, the husband files a lawsuit against Disney,
and now Disney is petitioning the court to drop the
case because they say, all the beef between this guy

(44:43):
and Disney needs to be settled in arbitration, and he
agreed to that, They say, because he signed up forever
ago for Disney Plus. And when you agreed to the
terms of getting Disney Plus, you agreed that any future
legal thing between you and Disney settles in arbitration. You

(45:04):
can't file a lawsuit. So for him to stream, you
know whatever, because yeah, and apparently this is a pretty
common thing that people yes, so a lot of the
stuff that you sign up and nobody reads the fine print.
There's all South Park episode about that, like making fun
of that, And so apparently a lot of times you
are agreeing to not being able to sue a company

(45:25):
just because you've downloaded their app. It just needs yeah,
it just needs to get settled in arbitration. And they're
saying that this is going to set a huge precedent,
But there have been a number of other cases similar
cases where that type of thing agreeing to uh you
know when you download an app it's enforceable. Wow, yeah,

(45:45):
that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
It's was it anti slap? I think it's called there's
there's a lot of these compet companies have gotten really
aggressive with forcing people into arbitration.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
And so there's a big wave Disney Springs that's where
they were. That's like where there's a bunch of like
restaurants and shops. Yeah, stuff like that's weird. That crazy
is so he signed up for Disney Plus and therefore
that gave up his right to file loss.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
They should be illegal, Like do you think they'll change
that or this is just the thing and that's what
it is.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
That's what That's what I'm saying is that there's a
lot of lawyers who are pushing a back because again
there's these huge agreements and blah blah blah blah blah,
and they're they're too broad and like like Samu viting
at too that that you can't.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
He says, judge will easily throw that out. Don't be
so certain. I watched a whole report ABC News were doing,
like they had example after example about how this stuff
holds up most of the time.

Speaker 18 (46:36):
Oh yeah, I'm sure it does right now. But at
some point will they make it so that they can't
do that anymore.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Well, there've been pushback. This Congress signed something a couple
of years ago where like certain things you can't force
into arbitration, especially like let's say, uh, Greg molests menace
here at the job, and we might have some kind
of thing about, well, that's you can't sue the company menace,
but it's because it's sexual what Greg did to you.
They can actually force that out of arbitration into.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
But it happened at the workplace dog all time.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, that's a really good example.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
I legally excluded from things like arbitration on video exactly.

Speaker 10 (47:17):
There was a school teacher in Georgia, do you remember
that case. She read the terms and agreements of this
travel insurance policy that she bought, and they said, if
the first person to email us that you saw what
we wrote in there gets ten thousand dollars because they said,
whoever emails us first mentions this little clause just to
see for this travel insurance policy. And she did read

(47:37):
the terms and conditions and she emailed them and they're like,
you're the only one that emailed us, here's your ten
grand Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I did that with some work emails here.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
And only one person emailed that. I gave them a
gift card.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
To Whole Food. Oh nice. Yeah, here's the little ABC.
I found a little thing on ABC about the home
who died.

Speaker 20 (48:00):
In Disney World. Can't sue the company because years ago
he signed up for Disney Plus. Last year, when Amy's
hang Swan, an nyu landgone doctor from Long Island, was
eating at Raglan Road in Disney Springs, she was vigilant
to tell the waiter about her severe allergy to nuts
and dairy. The waiter guaranteed her meal will be allergen free,

(48:22):
according to her husband's lawsuit, but Amy soon died from
annaphylaxis due to elevated levels of dairy and nuts in
her system. Her husband, Jeffrey Piccolough, sued Disney after her death,
but the conglomerate asked a Florida court to throw out
the case because of the fine print on its Disney
Plus app, which requires users to arbitrary all disputes with

(48:42):
the company, meaning he can't sue Disney. Disney also says
Piccolo okayed a similar agreement when he bought Epcot tickets online.
Legal experts say this case could set a precedent. Think
of all the subscriptions you sign up for. You may
be signing consumer arbitration agreements all the time. Courts have
ruled them enforceable.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah that's so weird. Yeah interesting, So maybe start reading
that stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
When did ABC News moving to some girls?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Do they do that? They do that all the time. Now,
Oh yeah, this is, by the way, CBS News. I read.
I read something on ABC. This is little video I
found is from CBS News. My bad. Yeah, but there's
a lot of those news organizations that are doing that. Yeah,
no depressed. They're doing that video blogger style of stuff
to appeal to the kids.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Some associated press stuff. And yeah it's just some girl
like it sounds.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Like she's on her iPhone. Yeah, you know what is this.
Let's take a break and then come back. I got
some dad jokes for you. It's tell a joke Day. Yeah.
So if you got a good dad joke for us,
give us a call. Eight seven seven forty four, woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four woody. Let's get an
example from Noah who's already calling in, Hey, good morning?
No on, I know, no, no, no, what's going on there?

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All right?

Speaker 11 (50:02):
So?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
No, what's your dad joke?

Speaker 17 (50:05):
What kind of shoes to do your chickens wear?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
What kind of shoes? Greg? Do chickens wear? You know?
I don't know. Well they wear red? Get it? You
see you get it? Yeah, Seas is already a fan.
Thank you. No, I appreciate it. Have a good weekend.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
That's how it's done, Guys, I thought it was gonna
be air.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Cocks a what is that rhyme with?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Man?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
I don't know airwaks?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
What he wrote the joke for you. I was trying
to think what that would rhyme with? It would make
any sense? Air aircut? I've got a good dad joke.
Call us now eight seven seven forty four. That's cocks
eight seven seven for four Woody or oh there you go, Greg, Yeah,

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we got joke. We can ride it. Set us a
text over to two two nine eight seven. What do
you show? Be back back background, back in a bed? Canice?
What is today's word of the day?

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Idio secrecy?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
In a sentence?

Speaker 4 (51:08):
His idiosyncrecies are are multitudes?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
What?

Speaker 7 (51:14):
What mut.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Mult the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
You know, being a parent ain't easy. It can really suck.
But there's a new study album suggesting that the key
to good parenting is humor see dad joke. Okay, just
you know, playful silly stuff, being able to laugh at crazy,
stressful situations. And the research shows that parental humor could

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be the secret ingredient in fostering cognitive flexibility, believing stress,
and promoting creative problem solving and resilience in both parents
and kids. So this is really good for it. But
this is very healthy what we're doing, and it's just fun,
and it's just fun. Everybody loves the Friday dad jokes.
We got the phone ones open for you eight seven,
seven forty four. You can send your joke on the

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text over to two to nine eight seven and we're
going right to the phones. We're gonna say hello to April.
Good morning, April, how are you?

Speaker 17 (52:13):
Good morning? How are you?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
We're doing great? What's your dad joke? Uh?

Speaker 17 (52:18):
Well, I said, it's not really a family joke. But
what's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

Speaker 17 (52:27):
What I pay two hundred dollars to have a lentil
on my face.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
April's fun. Yeah, yeah, all right, April, thank you for
the call. I appreciate you. Thank you, bye, Yeah, ask
your mom. Hey, Matthew, good morning, Good morning by money.
All right, Matthew, what's your dad joke?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Where did the Marines go to get their batteries?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Get their batteries?

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Where do the Marines go to get their batteries?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Where?

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Orizon triple A?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
That's an old score? All right, all right, Matthew, thanks
for the call. I appreciate. Listen to the Woodie show
himself a great day. Let's go to Jonathan. Hey, good morning, Jonathan,
good morning, morning, all right. What's your dad joke?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Why don't skeletons fight each other? Why don't skeletons fight
each other?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Why because they don't got the good there a skeletons? Right? Uh, Kaffy,
good morning? How are you?

Speaker 17 (53:35):
Good morning, buddy show?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Good morning? All right? So what's your dad joke?

Speaker 17 (53:40):
I told the doctor I had a problem with my
left ear. He said, are you sure? I said, yeah,
I'm definite.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
All right, Cathy, thank you for the call.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Appreciate Listen the wood show weekend.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
So somebody broke into my house to you go, oh no, no, yeah,
what happened? They stole my limbo? I mean it's like,
how low can you go? Should I ever tell you
I was friends with a vampire? Really? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (54:09):
But we're not friends anymore. Here's a paint of the
neck o.

Speaker 9 (54:14):
Do you hear about the cat that ate a lemon?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
No?

Speaker 9 (54:16):
Well it's a sourpuss.

Speaker 17 (54:20):
Man.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Let's give us a good one.

Speaker 9 (54:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Why don't big cats play poker in a safari?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Why don't big cats play poker in a safari? Why
too many cheetahs get cheat cheetah getting Oh yeah, let's
go to Stephanie. Good morning, Stephanie, Good morning morning. What's
your dad joke?

Speaker 17 (54:44):
Well, it's a dad joke, but the joy of it
is it's also a teacher field trip joke, especially at
like a science place.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Okay, what do you do?

Speaker 17 (54:51):
Is it is great when you have a couple of
smarty pants teachers with you too, because they always try
to answer it. You say, like, you wait till you're
in like the kind of water thing, and you say, hey,
does anybody know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile,
and everyone's like, oh wow, I don't know. And then
there's always a teacher will very clearly, they're blah blah
blah book and then you say, will when you see

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an alligator, you'll see him later, but if you see
a crocodile, you'll see him in a while.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Okay, terrific? All right, cool, definitely, thank you for the cup.
Appreciate all right.

Speaker 9 (55:28):
I left so hard at that.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Let's go to Dorian. Hey, good morning. Any questions? What's
your dad joke?

Speaker 17 (55:37):
What do you get when you cross a penis with
a potato?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
What do you get when you cross a penis with
a potato?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
What's that a dictator?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Dictator?

Speaker 4 (55:49):
All right, Dorian, thank you, appreciate your call.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
All right, there's some uh jeez, what was that the
field trip? And then when you're running something, this one says, uh,
dogs can't operate an EMMA an MRI machine? Why but
cat scan? What did the chocolate bar say when asked
what its pronouns are? What Hershey? Why don't you pick

(56:15):
a fight with a dinosaur? Why you'll get jurass kicked? Jetty.
I was in bed with a woman recently and she
said to me. I want tonight to be magical, and
it was after I got off, I disappeared two one three?
Uh see why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

(56:38):
Why to make up for the lousy summer? St Oh,
Matt Sea Bass? What do you got?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
You know that a hotel Rwanda is the only thing
with a great score on Rotten Tomatoes but awful reviews
on yelp.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Jetty, Now all right, I was a thinker, Yeah, yes, yeah,
based on a true story that's very very yeah, has
a great scored Rotten Tomatoes, but awful reviews on yelp
because it was a movie scene. You get it?

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Now?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
It's Sammy, No, you know what letter sit on that one?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, let us know when you come back.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
All right, it's got a billy Hey, good morning Billy Sammy.

Speaker 9 (57:29):
Really but they wouldn't review on yelp.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Right if it's a movie, Okay, what's it called?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Rwanda hotel?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Starting don cheat? All right? They wanted sponge of Awards.

Speaker 9 (57:41):
Okay, do I have to know the movie to get it?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Would it help and bas motel? Instead?

Speaker 20 (57:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (57:47):
No, it would tell wasn't real changes baseball?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (57:53):
Because it's a bad hotel in the movie. Is that
what's going on? So like the yelp would be, it
would be bad because no one would want to go there.

Speaker 12 (58:00):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (58:01):
Yes, even though it's a fictional, it's.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Not a thing.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
It's not a fictional What about now? Now are you getting?

Speaker 9 (58:10):
Is a true story?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
That's what I say.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Like a minute ago or two, got a billy Billy
christ what's what's your what's your joke? It's a nor
McDonald joe. That's fantastic. Yeah, what's your dad joke?

Speaker 11 (58:27):
Why the scarecrow?

Speaker 7 (58:29):
Why did the scarecrow get a raised?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Why did the scarecrow get a raised? Why it was
outstanding in its field? All right, billion, thank you for
the call. Let's go to Mason. Good morning, Mason.

Speaker 11 (58:43):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
I gotta play on words dad jokes. Okay, So, if
you ever want to catch a polar bear, you cut
a hole into the ice.

Speaker 17 (58:51):
You place a whole bunch of peas around it, and
so when the polar bear comes to take a pee,
you kick him right in the icehole.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Get yeah, hotel jo Yeah, I got like a good
like motel six joke or something. Oh I wish I did?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I got Okay, yeah, there's a little This will dumb
it down for Sammy. A new study says that most
people she's like what I like?

Speaker 9 (59:16):
I needed you needed to know the reference in order
to get that joke.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Even still, you really didn't need that. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
A new study says most people can identify a gay
man by his face alone.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Really. Yeah, that's because it's buried in another man's.

Speaker 10 (59:30):
Oh all, Sammy, another finger for you. I went out
and bought a terrible forsaurus and it's also really terrible.

Speaker 9 (59:48):
I don't know that I get it.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
I'm feeling good about the break breaking.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Damn your day? Is that the sus do Sammy.

Speaker 9 (59:59):
Well gives you words for other words?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah, yeah, in the.

Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
Context of what Greg said, Yeah, I went out and
bought a terrible nutosaurus and it's also really terrible.

Speaker 9 (01:00:13):
Wow, my brain's not working.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
What the excuse to be? You haven't had you, I
haven't had a red bull? Yeah, dragging, I got your
joke right away, telling you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Your producer for like twenty five or twenty seven radio stations.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Yeah, what do you call an Asian man who's single?
What lonely? What do you call cow? It's had an abortion?
A cow. What decaffeinated? Three? How do you turn soup
into gold? Oh? I would love to know you had
twenty four carrots? Uh? Did you hear that diarrhea is hereditary?

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
It runs in jeans? Hitting seven four? What kind of
lights were on Noah's ark? What flood lights? All right?
Another one off the text? Which military branch is the
most patriotic?

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
H what the Air Force there? Us AF?

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah, that's pretty good. You got that one, Sammy, I
did get that one, okay, Travis? Yes, what's your dad joke?
Why did the peanut go to the hospital? Why did
the peanut go to the hospital?

Speaker 17 (01:01:33):
Why because he was assaulted?

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Let's go to Sue. Good morning, Sue. How y'all doing,
We're doing great? All right? What's your dad joke?

Speaker 17 (01:01:44):
Okay? Why did the chicken cross the road?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Why did the chicken cross the road? Wide? Why? Because
he wanted to go to a hotel? W one? Is
there like no punch?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Dis intentionally?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Was a on?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Sammy, I'm not getting that one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
I think it was?

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Because is that right? Oh? Your phone broke up? We
didn't hear the Yeah, the audience and everybody here at
the State we didn't hear because the phone cut out
so like it was like we said why and there
was just nothing. Right.

Speaker 17 (01:02:25):
Okay, well let me let me tell you another one then, okay,
here we go. All right, Okay, we aways have three d's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Right, me left me and we all right to thank
you for the call. Let's go to another thinker with mask.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Okay, remember the good old days where mill stood for
mentally ill ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I'd like to f Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Okay, Sammy, want you give us one more?

Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
What do you call a happy cowboy? What a jelly
Rancher's simple?

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Another hotel here, here's another hotel, one to take us out.
A guy checks into a hotel, comes back and starts
yelling at the front desk clerk. The porn on your
TV is disgusting, I needed disabled. Clerk says I'm sorry,
but we only offer a regular poll. Shay Friday, Dad
jokes everybody, jolly here, miss this one's up your alley.

(01:03:30):
A dyslexic walks into a bra getting it's a woody show.
Hate you hear about the people dipping their testicles and glitter? No,
it's pretty nuts. So freddy, all right? Eight, that's the

(01:03:51):
phone number you're going to use here in the next
fifteen minutes to win a trip to Vegas for the
iHeartRadio Music Festival. Before we get to that, I got
some news for you scrab heads out there, all right,
The Official Scrabble Dictionary has decided to add a bunch
of new words, which are also going into the actual dictionary.
Let's see how many of these you know? All right?

(01:04:12):
Probably not many, al right, Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Yeat?

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Yeat? What does yeat mean? I do not know? To
think something's cool, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Sammy, and he guesses yeat to be excited.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Got it? Nice also means to throw, but also used
to express excitement.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Y e e t yep? Nice? Nailed that? Thank you?
Nibbling nibbling yep, nibbling, nibbling buttolers, that'd be nippling nipping.
This is nibbling.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Oh like enjoying some food?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yeah, eating something. It's a gender neutral term for niece
or nephew. Never even heard that one before.

Speaker 9 (01:04:58):
I've heard like a sibling had a nibbling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna go see my sister.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
My nibblings? Okay, not on my radar, I Greg, you
should get this one fluf flu yep flu my mom
when a fluffy something fluffy? Yeah, well it's a slang
for a furry animal, any flurry, the little baby, little puppy,

(01:05:25):
like my wife says it all the time about the dog, like, oh,
look at this fluf.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
This being said.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
You've never heard fluf before? All right, backne on your
back acne al right, Stan.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Or you're a super fan of something to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Obsess over, someone who's famous you're standing for you know,
Greg Gory, Sure, bougie. We all know what that is.
Fancy added and they've added multiple spellings grammable. We all
know something worthy of being posted on Instagram, all spelled together.
Am I right? That's funny. Any who is now official

(01:06:07):
for scrabble slang for you know, anyhow or anyway? And
then could a c O U l d A w
on on connor? Should there? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
A purists feel about that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Uh, I mean, I don't know who's added to the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Altask your people, mat Yeah, the more the merrier, All
my friends way into it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Yeah, Men's wants to go put no in his scrabble play.
It still works. He spelled it on. Yeah great, so
you're yeah, see to go into the gathering of the Jugglers. No,

(01:06:49):
that's this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
It's going on right now. I reading some of the
reports of what's going on. First night a little bit
of a downer only there were two overdoses.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
So that's yeah night number one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Oh yeah, Well, because it starts, I think you can
start getting in Wednesday night and then their shows basically
through Saturday late.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
So a lot of people are crying about bring your
narcan testure. Oh god, how about don't do dirty street
drugs in the middle of a field in Ohio?

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Might even go, well, I thought you were there for
the music, not for drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Oh wait. So jelly Roll was on the Howard Stern Show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Jelly Roll a former juggalo.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Yeah and then anyway yeah, so he was talking about
how he once did psychedelics at an ICP show and
that gives him anxiety just thinking about it. So this
is this is how the trip was for him. Again,
this is jelly Roll on the Howard Stern Show. I
thought it and the crowd was there to kill me.
He had his hood up the whole time, and I
was like, this, dude is here.

Speaker 19 (01:07:47):
I sung a forty five minute set to him, just
staring him straight down like this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
It was a bad time for the trip to go south,
that was for sure. Oh yeah, or just smoke, weed
and beer. Who are the performers of this year? It's
real bad.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
And that's another thing they're bitching about the juggal Loos
because it's really bad. It's because usually it's like you
get a couple of you get riff Raffer Vanilla Ice. Yeah,
like there's like a couple of those acts. So what's
the biggest name.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
So the biggest name besides I c P is rock
Him right?

Speaker 16 (01:08:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
I thought from Eric.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Yeah, I guess static X is probably the only name.
But like which is like a no offense. Static acts
a third tier metal band.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
If you talk to board.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Well again, I know, I know, I know they have
their top tier, top tier, but there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Is like nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
There's usually more like guar or somebody will show, you know,
somebody who's got some kind of record.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
But you know, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
To watch there's a there's a sign that somebody's posted
where he's posted a girl he had sex with two
years ago at the gathering the Juggalos and says she
gave him her pies. He's got a photo of her
with this it says std warning, and he talks about
how she gave him herbees. He's got photos of her
doing all kinds of good juggalo stuff. So I want
to talk to that guy if he's there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
We'll have a complete recap of the gathering of the
jugglers from Sea Bass next week when he gets back.
As he's on his way off to Ohio, and right
here in our camps eight seven seven forty four, wood
he send your Friday check in on the text over
to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
It's a Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Plazy gentlemen, Bondego.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Bro it beer, Mama bird, lazy gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Bondega broth, disease from food and menaces.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Yeah, totally here Bondega brou show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's a Friday morning. It's August the sixteenth,
twenty twenty four. I'm moody. That's great Goryo right there
is menace is Woody, Sea Bass is here. We got
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Would
he get us up with a text over to two

(01:10:06):
two nine eight seven. So with Morgan and her new tattoo.
Tattoos are being talked about a lot around here exactly.
And so we had a Sea Bass who had an idea.
He's like you, I was good for a good project,
and he went out and he was talking to people
with tattoos. And then the question was how much was

(01:10:27):
that dumb tattoo? So we we've had like a bunch
of these type of things. How much was that nerd
crap from comic con? Yeah? How much is that Barbie
crap from the karme from the Barbie convention, which is shocking?
And now how much for that dumb tattoo? And part
of it, your sea Bass was he wanted to see
what the reaction was going to be when he said
dumb tattoo? Yeah, would it be Yeah? Would that be triggering?

(01:10:49):
I have tattoos and I really don't remember what I
paid for them.

Speaker 9 (01:10:53):
Yeah, oh really, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Mean they're not yeah, too outrageous because they're kind of basic.
I don't remember. Did you see this video? This woman
she had a meltdown man at O'Hare Airport. This is
in Chicago on video Ginger Chick mister flight. This is
a frontier airline, So she's at the ticket counter. She's
yelling and she's grabbing at the employees, and then she

(01:11:14):
grabbed one of the computer monitors and she threw it
at them. Oh smart. She also threw a cell phone
at one lady, hit another person in the leg, and
then before the cops could even get there, she took off. No,
I don't if you heard an update on that, like
they ever catch her. But I just saw the video
this morning. I know I'm a little late to the
party on that, butcher they have her info, yeah, exactly,

(01:11:35):
I'm sure they have her name and everything. And isn't
everything on video at the airport. The mayor of this
small town in Georgia busted after he intentionally left a
bottle of gin and a ditch for a work crew
of state prisoners. Oh oh, so he left the bottle
of secums extra dry in the ditch alongside the road,
right along the path where he knew some inmates were

(01:11:56):
going to be working. And so he's facing felony charges
of insuring un furnishing prohibited items to inmates and attempting
to commit a felony. It was an accident, Yeah, it
was a perk for his prison buddies. Also in Georgia.
This guy's dead and he jumped out of a moving
car was going seventy miles an hour. This happened on

(01:12:17):
Interstate seventy five, and according to the cops, he was
riding in the vehicle. The vehicle being driven by his wife,
and at one point the wife turned to look at
him and he was gone. His body was later found
on the freeway, but they're not sure you know why
he decided to jump out of the moving car. But
according to the report, he's done this before. Oh really,
he's compelled. Yeah, now I get like, there have been

(01:12:39):
times I want to jump out of a window or
out of a moving car because you know, my wife's
going on about whatever it is we're having a disagreement
on something. I'm like, uh, and you just like you
would think about it for a sec you wouldn't actually
do it.

Speaker 18 (01:12:54):
Or is this like one of those things where you're
like impulses just take over, you know, when you're like
standing on a second story and you're like, what if
I just jumped?

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
What if I just crash? And he's like, what if
I just open the window?

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
And then she says this stuff a lot, which she
really scares me.

Speaker 18 (01:13:10):
It's scary that it's like I'm in complete control over
I'm the reason that I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
Not jumping to my death right now, if that makes sense.

Speaker 11 (01:13:18):
Like you, if I.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Listen, I understand what you just said. But you say
a lot, which is the scary part. You come up
with lots of examples I do.

Speaker 18 (01:13:29):
I'll back away from ledges because I get nervous that
I'll like do something stupid like you don't like if
I'm walking at them all, and it's one of the
clear kind of barriers to look down to the second store.

Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
I hate being too close to it. I back up because.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Because you're considering jumping off, jumping off like it's almost
like a what would happen?

Speaker 9 (01:13:45):
Like do you think I'd live? Like I'd probably live right, yeah,
but you have to like I back away.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I feel like women do this more than guys do,
because I've heard Morgan say something similar like I could
drive into that wall.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:14:00):
I was gonna say, I'm with Samy on this one.
I definitely think those things.

Speaker 9 (01:14:03):
It's like, what if I did, do you think I'd survive?

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
You have an example, Morgan of something that you like
one of these invasive thoughts, Well.

Speaker 15 (01:14:10):
Aren't so extreme. But every morning driving into work, there's
this cone in my neighborhood, no reason for it. It's
like off to the side, you know, on the right
side of the road, just a road cone, right, But
it's not near a pothole or anything. Some mornings I'll
just hit it because I'm like, oh, I just want
to hit it, you know, really, yeah, because it's probably
going to be fine, Like what would happen if they
came out on the ground, see, but.

Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
She actually acts on the impulses if they're small and cars.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Is not jumping off of the building intrusive thoughts. Yeah,
kind of get what you're saying, Like I thought about
that on a cruise, like, oh my god, if I
jumped out here, that's it, right.

Speaker 18 (01:14:47):
And you could theoretically do it, and you're the only
person stopping yourself from doing that, really.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Right, But it doesn't mean I'm considering it.

Speaker 9 (01:14:55):
No, But it just means like, what if I snapped
for some reason?

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
That's the bar, that's the part right there right there,
What if I snap? Like I think about the part
like I'm on a cruise ship and I go if
I fell over, like, oh, that would I'd be done,
but not the part where what about if I just
snap right now?

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
And I actually, I mean that's the part person I
think about when it comes to snapping would be bored
because he's always talking about like, you know, building down
big dark humor.

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
But even this stuff when Sammy says, I'm like, did
we do a psychological background show?

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
No kidding?

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
Is it that weird?

Speaker 18 (01:15:31):
Because you hear about people snapping all the time where
you're they did.

Speaker 15 (01:15:35):
This, and you think like, oh my gosh, well it's
the word snap that's concerning with us. Oh what if
I think those things? But the fact that you're saying
snap a lot, yeah, I think that's the only way.

Speaker 9 (01:15:46):
That I know how to describe it. Have you like,
what if I acted on that impulse?

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
I guess is what I should Sammy? Have you snapped before?

Speaker 19 (01:15:53):
And no?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Are you sure? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:15:58):
That means it's coming from me.

Speaker 10 (01:16:00):
It's not even the word snapped. It's when you said,
what if I acted on that impulse?

Speaker 9 (01:16:04):
So there is really an impulse, it's just more of
a like what would happen? It's like a curiosity.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Yeah, It's it's like when I jokingly say, hey, is
there any gasolina light? Around here in a joking, laughing way.

Speaker 11 (01:16:16):
Not.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
Oh, I wonder if I found some gasolina lighter. I
wonder if I did something with that, and what if
I snapped here's the text female here. I think about
that ish all the time. I imagine my death in
random daily events. Yeah, it's same Ver, there's another one
from the seven one four. Sammy is a red alert. Okay,
no wonder she has no boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
Okay, this is the reason.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
It's like meeting you enjoyed the coffee, by the.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Way, you take care, don't stand too close to the leg.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Let's meet on a very low ground.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Yeah, I might push you or myself over.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
We're waiting for this train. I'm gonna stand back here
because you might. You might push me onto the tracks.

Speaker 9 (01:17:00):
I think about all the time. There's just just sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
But Greg's right, I've heard you mentioned stuff like that
a number of times. It's a pretty regular thing.

Speaker 9 (01:17:10):
It's a normal thing. I'm finding out now that it's concerning.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Yeah, do you need like a fifty one fifty whole?

Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
Like, I haven't done anything. I'm a normal person. I
just think, like, what if that happened?

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
You need like a sponsor, like a buddy. But what
he can answer that for you? He just did Yeah,
die or you're terribly injured. That's what would happen.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
You don't have to keep on thinking about it already
know the outcome if.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
You out of building window. Have you talked to like
a therapy They say this could be an undiagnosed anxiety disorder.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
Really, yeah, maybe that makes sense, that makes sense.

Speaker 9 (01:17:43):
But I don't get crazy anxiety over it. I just
go like I'm going to walk over here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
No, not anxiety about it, but you are. You have
this anxiety to so you're carrying a bunch of anxiety
that you're thinking about it, and then that is what
drives this type of thinking. So it might be interesting
to talk to your shrink.

Speaker 9 (01:17:58):
I have to go back to therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
All right, we're gonna take a break and then wow, okay,
we're gonna come back. And then Sea Bass was going
around talking to people with dumb tattoos, and we're gonna
try to figure out we can guess how much they
paid for their dumb tattoos. Great, all right, that is
next on the Woody Show. Assuming that we just don't
get tent to the jump out of a window or
whatever else Sammy can come up with. During the break,
be right back.

Speaker 13 (01:18:22):
What do you show next?

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Right before the break, Sammy was sharing about her intrusive thoughts,
yeah whole philosophy, not philosophy, but like that sharing, and
somebody on the text said, guys just do it less,
think more do so it's not the like a guy
might have an intrusive thought like that and maybe they

(01:18:43):
just do it. I just noticed between you know, Morgan,
who has these kind of thoughts all the time, and
then Sammy, who shares these things. I think, is it
more women than guys that they do that stuff? A
lot of women are texting saying yeah, I do it. Yeah.
This one says, uh, kind of like Sammy. Sometimes I
get those other thoughts, like what if I swerve the
car right now? What if I hurt someone right? Not

(01:19:05):
just toward me, but towards someone else. This other one
says what she's experiencing is called the call of the void.
It's associated with ADHD. You can google it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Oh really, yeah, I kind of call of the void.

Speaker 10 (01:19:18):
The only time I quote do that is when I
think to myself, if I'm driving like eighty miles an hour, wow,
I could I put it in that term, I could
drive right into that wall.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Not that I ever would, but I wouldn't either. That
even brings up that thought. I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:19:33):
Yeah, it just.

Speaker 15 (01:19:34):
Crosses your mind.

Speaker 9 (01:19:34):
Yeah, you still have the thought.

Speaker 15 (01:19:36):
You don't think that way at all? What do you
never think?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Like, oh, what if I know I have stuff like okay,
well if I take this crumble piece of paper and
I make it into this waste basket, yeah, something good
will have it forgetting wall. This one said, I've had
those intrusive thoughts, Sammy. But I got diagnosed with bipolar disorder,
and once I got a medication, I don't have those

(01:20:00):
thoughts as often. I'm not bipolar, all right, I'm a guy,
and I one hundred percent get Sammy's thing with snapping.
Sometimes you just don't know what you're gonna do, and
you surprise yourself, like you could just do something crazy
and that's just a ton of power all at once. Oh,
here you go, nine two five therapists. Here Sammy's having
one of those intrusive thoughts is actually pretty normal. They

(01:20:22):
don't mean anything or that she wants to hurt herself.

Speaker 18 (01:20:26):
Yeah, it just just again, I'm not doing anything I
don't want to do anything. I just think, like, what
if this happened.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
You're catastrophizing, says the six to six one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Here's another one said, Uh, Sammy, would you rather stand
next to the train tracks with a random man or
a bear? That's funny all it just Horrified's craziest. Heal
set your lighting puba cat with everywhere. All right, well,

(01:20:55):
welcome back. Hi, here are the Woodie showy Greg minutes. Yeah,
there's Sammy and Sea Bass is here. But he was
out all on the streets, these streets talking about because this, uh,
this tattoo that Morgan. I'm trying to help Morgan out.
Yeah yeah, yeah. So you know, you get a dumb
tattoo and you want to know how much somebody paid,

(01:21:19):
Like you really paid money for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
And did you think it was a good idea but
then you paid someone to do it for you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Yeah? Yeah yeah. So anyway, Sea Bass hit the streets
and was asking people, when you would see a dumb
looking tattoo, how much did you pay for that dumb tattoo?
So he thought it might be funny just to see
like what the reaction would be, saying, oh, how much
did you pay for that dumb tattoo? See if that
would like trigger some people, and to.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Explore the reasons behind tattoos. I get is getting paid
for her tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Yeah, I know, such a story to tell.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
He's still dumb, but she's making money.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Yeah, exactly. All right, So what do we got here?
Who is this first person? Sea Bass? And then is Ian?

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
And he classed up his body by doing something that
is very popular. I've noticed the popularity even just being
on this show of the tattoos on the back of your.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Hand that has has exploded in the past and on
fingers or on the side of the finger. Yeah, whish.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Yeah, it looks awesome and it's not dirty and gross
and trashy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
At all, like that one would hurt almost the most.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Let's say anything close to bones the worst obviously that
is Yeah. So this is it gonna be multiple choice,
by the way, or that's just a dollar mount Okay,
closest not with going over not, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Okay, this is Ian.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
How he clasped up his hand. All right, Ian, talk
to me about what's on your right hand.

Speaker 13 (01:22:34):
When I got the Louis Vuitton, Uh and uh fruity
pebble colors.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
So it's like blue and red and pink, a vibrant,
really vibrant colors.

Speaker 13 (01:22:46):
Picked us. Most of my tattoos have you know, more
meaning to him? This isbably my most meaningless tattoo.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
But doesn't Louis vuittar mean something to do you?

Speaker 13 (01:22:54):
I mean, I mean just means like nice, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Like other than that, have you ever owned anything that
was Louis Vuitton?

Speaker 13 (01:23:00):
Absolutely, I've had. I've had many, many items.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Yeah? Name one dude that is so dumb?

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Right, And you know who has like luxury brands tattooed
all over them is like Mark Cuban, Oprah Winfrey. The
people who can just you know, readily afford them, right,
not not the trashy losers who one of the greatest scam.
Luxury brands are one of the greatest scams ever invented.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Absolutely, Yeah, one thousand percent. I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Yeah, that was Virgil the guy started off white.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
That was his big thing. He's like, I just do
it because it is one of the biggest scams out there. Yeah,
one of the biggest markups. Jewelry, furniture, mattresses. It just
came out. What was the luxury brand?

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
What was the brand that were doing it? Might have
been No, it wasn't Gucci. They were doing a lawsuits
and it was bags that they would sell for twenty
five hundred dollars and they had to come out with
they had to say what the real price money?

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Yeah, it was that's hilarious and do yours that? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:24:01):
Do you are?

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
You're right? Do you are?

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
It was like fifty dollars a bag and they sell
it for twenty five hundred?

Speaker 17 (01:24:07):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
So how much for this guy's trashy Louis vita? It's
all he said?

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
The fruit loops color. So it's that blue and yellow. Yeah,
and it's kind of yet goes all down the back
of his right hand.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Super cool?

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
How much? I mean, I've never gotten a tattoo. I
don't even know what a tattoo costs gotten them and
I forgot what they cost. How they charged for a tattoo?
Is it based on size?

Speaker 9 (01:24:26):
How long it's going to switching colors? A?

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Yeah, okay, I kind of just estimate it.

Speaker 15 (01:24:32):
Yeah, like.

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
The hour?

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Can you describe like how detailed was it clean or
is it kind of sloppy?

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
It was I'd say medium sloppy. Menace, that's a good question.
But it was the like I said, the colors were
all good. It definitely made his hand look classy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
So price, that's I'll say one and twenty five dollars, menace,
three hundred dollars, three hundreds. I was thinking somewhere around
two hundred.

Speaker 9 (01:24:58):
I'm going to say five hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Five hundred dollars. All right, let's see for Ian, how
much do you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 13 (01:25:07):
Dumb tattoo? We said it was meaningless, right, I didn't
say dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Oh sorry, so it is.

Speaker 13 (01:25:13):
It does get a little on my nerves, oaks. People
are always like, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
So it gets on your nerves, so that God forbid
somebody else call it dumb. Maybe I think maybe you
talk about people are always asking about it.

Speaker 17 (01:25:23):
It is.

Speaker 13 (01:25:23):
It does get a little on my nerves.

Speaker 11 (01:25:24):
Oaks.

Speaker 13 (01:25:25):
People are always like, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Oh, that's so cool, it's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Yeah, I'm sure, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
How much did you pay for it?

Speaker 13 (01:25:32):
One hundred and fifty bucks?

Speaker 19 (01:25:33):
Not bad?

Speaker 13 (01:25:34):
I paid fifteen dollars from my whole neck.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Wow, what's on your neck? Like an Egyptian?

Speaker 13 (01:25:38):
The Egyptian Book of the Dead described right here the higheroglyphs.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Oh god, oh he was Agyptian.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
H No, he just got it again? Is appropriating the culture?

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Yeah, Like what does Egypt mean to this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
And why does it have to be on your neck?
Why not on your wall? Why not any on your
t shirt?

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah? Because it looks awesome. Yeah, because again I had
the reason. I think I'll have it. I don't have
any problem with tattoos, although the ones on the face
are a little much and I don't understand why I
would even do that. But the reason I've never gotten
a tattoo is there's nothing that I love that much. Well,
this guy loves the Mummy, and actually I can't say
that that's not true. There are plenty of things I
love enough. My question is, like your dog will that

(01:26:19):
last forever? Your the love of your dog will. But
we've said that your kids could ruin it someday. Yeah,
the kids could end up being you know, jerks and
Greg I finally agree with that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
But what is getting that marked on his skin to no,
I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Yeah, yeah, I sushi. I'm not getting the California roll.

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
That sounds like a menace kind of tattoo. I have
a piece of tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
I know you do, all right, So how much for
that dumb tattoo? Who's the next person here? This is
y k and he also k okay.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
He also has a tattoo in the back of his hat.
Oh cool on your left hand?

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
What is this tato? This is seven eleven like logo?
Yeah seven eleven? Hell yeah. Funny story about that. I
was actually walking out of.

Speaker 16 (01:27:06):
Seven eleven on July eleventh, and I was hit by
a vehicle crossing the street like pedestrian wise, you know,
it says you're doing like thirty months per hour at least.
And I was not like twenty feet down the road
from where my body and my sneakers were. Woke up
in the hospital to inherit a car or fill a car.
So yeah, funny story, and tattoos always have a funny, true,

(01:27:27):
real dramatic story.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
How much did it cost for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
Has like a story behind it? Why it all happened?

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
He was getting his free slurpy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Yeah, I'll give him credit. At least this was a
major life event. Why do you need the seven eleven
logo in the back of your left hand is a
nonsensical great question, but it is an interesting story.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Yeah huh, all right, so how much for this seven
eleven tattoo? What do we think?

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
And you it's a black and white on ya you
said the line works good though, but no coloring, but
it does take a the entire back of his left
hand with the seven eleven logo.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Okay, I'm gonna go back to my one twenty five
all right, one and twenty five bucks. See, I'm thinking,
and I did win the last round. Yeah, you're very
good at this. This guy sounds like maybe he shops
for a discount. I'm gonna say it's more probably like
around one hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
I'm saying two fifty. He probably got paid out of
that accident.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Because I'm also thinking, like, you know, the guy with
the lou Vatan or whatever, they're probably like, oh, this
guy likes luxury stuff. We can overcharge him. He's willing
to overpay for stuff, so idiot.

Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
Yeah, I'm thinking seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Seventy five bucks. All right, let's find out how much
was that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
How much did it cost for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
One fifty? Yeah, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
I'll tell you what. The girl on our show, her
name's Morgan, she's getting a man on her pelvis, like
mopping up down, you know, on her.

Speaker 16 (01:28:50):
That's fire. Hell, that's not dumb, don't don't there you go.
It's a very good conversation starter. It's like, whoever is
a seat ad tattoo? You know, It's like, why is
your downstairs? So well, I got he's a mop it right,
that's fire.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
I like it and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
It's like, that's wit beyond the norb, you know.

Speaker 16 (01:29:05):
So like woody tattoos always always great to do.

Speaker 15 (01:29:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
The person I thought of that is probably a hilarious person.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Yeah, very much.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
So if you were down there with a lady and
she had that, would you be like, oh, this girl's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Gross, And I'm like she funny? About to find out
what he mocked him? Yeah, yeah, speak on it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
I don't know if the tattoo your pubes is a
conversation starter, you probably had some conversation before then.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Sure, right, But unless you're at the bar and somebody
walks out and go, hey, you want to see something.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Well, this is why I said that she should be
like six eight inches so it peaks out above the
line of like the gene, so that that would be
a conversation starter.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
All right, So seabat's the wizard that you have tattooed
on your ass my left butt cheek?

Speaker 17 (01:29:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Yeah, Like what kind of conversations come up with that?
When people say it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
No, that's the conversation has always been fifteen different times,
Oh you have a tattoo, And I'm like, oh, yeah,
I forgot.

Speaker 9 (01:29:53):
Yeah, you talk so much crap about people who have tattoos.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Right, And I'm not saying mine was smart. I'm not
saying mine was meaningful emitting. It's dumb and stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
What was the story behind it? Was kind of radio radio.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
It was literally what Morgan's doing essentially. Okay, it was
a radio initiation thing.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Ye yeah, and you know, but it's it's there and
it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Now would you ever think about getting it removed? I
just don't have any reason to.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
Let's let's just to experience tattoo removal. Yeah, I've had
laser hair removing all that. I understand that roughly they worked.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Yeah, it sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
On my neck.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
I mean I'm gonna right, well that's really good. Can
I get their number?

Speaker 11 (01:30:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Figure, all right, let's do uh, let's do one more?
How much for that dumb tattoo? And our theme today
I just hand tattoos, and this is breed. She has
something like going from her wrist onto her hands. Okay,
So what's on your wrist right here?

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
Dollars signs and it's like a heart.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Too or non?

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
And why did you get those two dollars signs?

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
You gotta get to the money. Its twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Those dollars don't get oh okay?

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
So when you look down at your hand, you're like, oh,
I gotta keep getting money.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Day, every day, every day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
Do you think that tattoo helps you get any money?

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
It's god, oh god, gosh. Okay. Blessed and highly favored.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
How old were you when you got the dollar signed tattooed?
I was like, how much would you pay for that
dumb tattoo? I've been hearing that more often lately, Blessed
and highly favored? How did that start?

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Is that?

Speaker 16 (01:31:17):
Something?

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Is that some hip hop thing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
Menis Blessed and highly favored? Yeah, blessed?

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Yeah, how you doing? Blessed and highly favored? Look, it's
better than hearing how you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
I don't I don't know the origin of that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
It is a song by living the dream.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
The Clark Sisters are a Motown gospel band.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Okay, so maybe that's you know, maybe that for whatever reason,
it seems to be making uh more inroads. I've just
been hearing it a lot more than people go how
you doing? They go, oh, you're living the dream? Or
he just you know, everything's good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
H Menas your boyfriend Ryan Garcia, the the fighter, the
his mind, who's out of his mind, will be in
jail soon. He did a song called Blessed highly Favored,
featuring fully Fame and Games.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Ooh good, I missed that track. Yeah, all right, So
it's just two dollars signs risk.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
How big is it?

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Uh? Less than a name? Yeah, that's got to be
like more in the one hundred dollars seventy five dollars range. Right,
let's say eighty bucks, not even b Let's say forty forty.
She did herself'll seventy dollars seventy dollars, great gory, one
hundred dollars. All right, Brie, how much for your dumb tattoo?

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
How much would you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 21 (01:32:34):
Okay, all but my tattoos only paid for one tattoo.
Oh somebody else like all this.

Speaker 9 (01:32:39):
I got this at one time.

Speaker 21 (01:32:41):
I got it in Vegas and somebody pay for it
for my birthday. So I got like five tattoos at
one time.

Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
Oh cool, so free a question.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Wow, I didn't see that coming. Oh like, how much
was it? Though? It was somebody paid for it. Yeah,
it's a birthday whatever. It was free for Bree again,
got to get the money. Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
When you are a woman, life is so hard.

Speaker 7 (01:33:03):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
If it's free, it's forbery. And I told Brie as
well about our conundrum with Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Oh, okay, Morgan, she.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Wants to get down on her like pelvis area, right,
she wants to get a man with a mop like
mopping up her. You know, young dumb, full of be young,
be dumb, get yourself full of that yolo. And so
she said, that's cool as long as you're young dumb,
that's right. It is cool, full spunk, full of men. Yeah,
you're just so spunky, you know, full life.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
So people seem to be happy for Morgan. Yeah yeah,
all right, well see you guys, thank you very much.
That's how much for your dumb tattoo? Only the one
guy really uh said it was insignificant. How much did you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 13 (01:33:53):
Dumb tattoo? So we said it was meaningless, right, I
didn't say dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Oh sorry, show all right, So I hope you guys
have a good weekend lined up. We're going out to
dinner tonight with some friends. That's gonna be fun. And
then my daughter's got that sleepover with her friends for
her birthday. And what did you decide?

Speaker 15 (01:34:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
My wife and I think it's so dumb. The dad's
leave the house. That just seems so dumb. We're not
doing it. Yeah, we're not doing it. So okay, think
you're leaving me here alone with all these kids? How
many kids? Uh? Seven? Oh my god, that's a lot.

Speaker 13 (01:34:31):
Step over.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Yeah, but they'll they'll hang out. Would be like, look,
it's a new tradition. I gotta go to a hotel
room by myself. Yeah, what was Morgan making fun of
you about? Like something, you know that's.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
Telling her about my weekend. I said that Spicy Nacho
and our brother they're going to be going to some
concerts and I'm gonna be at home with the dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
And then Morgan was making fun of me for what's that?
What's to be made fun of?

Speaker 15 (01:35:00):
Because he said, I'm going to be babysitting my dogs
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Babysitting my dogs?

Speaker 15 (01:35:04):
Yeah, you mean just owning them?

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Like usually that is odd, that's what. Well, you know,
I baby sat at the kids like, well, you're their father, father, Yeah,
you're not babysitting those are your kids? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
I am their father?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
I was like, oh, babysitting them. And then she's like
laughing at me and making fun of me for saying that.
She's like, you mean feeding them and taking care of them.
I see what, I see what she's saying. Yeah, Morgan
on that that's the way that you said it.

Speaker 15 (01:35:33):
Yeah, yeah, it was just funny, that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Yeah, which got going on this weekend? Eight seven seven
forty four Woodie Friday check ins on the text over
to two to nine eight seven. Right after these messages,
the Woodie Show, Welcome back everybody. The last time I
checked my watch. Yep, still Friday, Still Friday. All right,

(01:35:56):
making our way through the morning. Thank you for being here.
It is August sixteenth that I mentioned. It's a Friday morning. Yes,
August the sixteenth is kool Aid Day. Oh shout out
to kool Aid. I can't think about cool It or
hear about kol It any more. About thinking immediately about
Bert Kreischer on the On the Two Bears podcast with
Tom Segura, and Tom just started laughing at Bert about

(01:36:19):
how much kool Aid he had, like this one of
those giant, almost like a Stanley sized water bottle. He's like,
that's all kool Aid. Yeah, and they just start they
both start uncontrollably laughing. It wasn't even something super funny,
but it was just the fact that they were laughing
so hard. It got me laughing so hard. My wife
didn't know what was going on. But yeah, Like, if

(01:36:40):
I ever need that frown turned upside down, I have
that video saved on my phone bay. And because it's
just so funny, It's like what happens in here sometimes
when Greg starts losing it, yeah, and then we all
start losing it. Yeah, let's lose it there used to be.

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
So many different flavors of kool Aid. Do they still
have that?

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
I remember going to the shelves as a kid and there'd.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Be tons of packets.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
See what they got.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
I would love grape grape cool Aid. Grape and cherry
are my two favorite tropical Well, you can buy eighteen
packs on the Amazon's Do you know what was weird?
I was in the Philippines in Supic Bay and I
went to a grocery store there and they had like
thirty plus different flavors of tang. Oh yeah, yeah, interesting,

(01:37:23):
I remember Tang Tang. I thought Tang only came an orange. Yeah, dude,
everything you can think of.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
It's the kool Aid of the Philippines, it is. Yeah,
I remember it was one little packet of the kool
Aid mix and then two full cups of sugar. Yeah,
and just one picture. I'day's National rum Day. Oh yeah,
celebrated Hawaiian Shirt Day. Nice, National Authenticity Day. It's National

(01:37:52):
Men's grooming Day. Okay, it's about time to shave the pubes.
I don't know how often you guys do that? Pretty often?

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Where are they at now?

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Pretty often? What do you mean they're on they're on
my stuff, on my junk.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
I mean like lengthwise obviously, I would say.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Between the first and second knuckle, so an inch or so. Yeah,
not quite, I mean almost, but yeah, it's about time
for that vacation with the wife, no kids, So yeah,
we're gonna have to We're gonna have to take care
of that men's grooming day. It's also Greg National Rollercoaster Day.
And as you know, because we have the dad jokes
coming up today, National Tell a Joke Day, so we'll

(01:38:29):
be taking here your dad jokes this morning. Here on
the Woody Shows the Entertainment News, Dave Grohl says that
he was visited by Taylor Hawkins. He told the crowd
of the show that he was standing on a balcony
when the hawk flew by. That's Taylor, and as he
was watching it, he says, the thing turned and looked
at him and laughed. He swears, to God, that's what's happening.

(01:38:51):
That's kind of crazy. I thought David girl didn't do
drugs like Dave buddy like, I'm laughing, but not with
you man. It laughed. Yeah, the hawk turned and last,
I mean I get that he misses him and everything
and it's very sad that old Taylor Hawkins situation does suck.
But dude, get the gout of here. Yeah, sure, yeah, Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
I just read some Taylor Hawking news that he had
a whole album recorded with somebody that No.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Gina Rowlands, who played Ali in the Notebook movie I've
Never Seen, died earlier this week at the age of
ninety four. Now they didn't mention a cause of death,
but you know, dude, ninety four before they kept saying, like,
cause of death has upen announced? My guys, they're probably drugs.
You've never watched a notebook. It's probably a motorcycle accident.
Have I watched the Notebook?

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
No, there's very emotional dog.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
There's movies I want to see that I haven't seen.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Does your Has your wife ever sat you down and
made you or maybe early in your relationship made you
sit through one of those style of movies.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
No, berobably never happened. He watches some of them, like Serendipity,
I like, I like Desperate Housewise, Sex and Sittings Anatomy. Yeah,
I like a lot of that. Chicks out you have
to twist his arm. Yeah, like the Oh Book. I
wouldn't watch. I wouldn't watch that. I wouldn't watch like
fifty Shades of Gray. I wouldn't watch Man. There was

(01:40:06):
another one was what was the other? Big? Uh? Pray Love,
broke Back? I would watch Twilway. I'm not watching Broke
Back Mountain Mom and Mia f O.

Speaker 9 (01:40:19):
Wouldn't watch.

Speaker 18 (01:40:20):
I think you would like The Notebook, though I didn't
want to see it either because I didn't think I
would like it.

Speaker 9 (01:40:23):
I waited a very long time and I ended up
loving it.

Speaker 13 (01:40:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
Rob Schneider is owning up to being a bad dad
to his daughter, singer l King.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
That was actually pretty cool of him to do. Yeah,
he's got a lot of kudos for that. Here's what
he said.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
I want to just tell my daughter Elle, I love you.
I wish I was the father of my twenties that
you need it clearly I wasn't, and I hope you
can forgive me for my shortcomings. I love you completely,
I love you entirely. I just want you to be
well and happy. I wish you the best. I feel terrible,
and I just want you to know that I don't
take anything you say personally.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Why it was all He.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Doesn't say it personally because he's owning up to it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Yeah, what do you mean? But it makes zero sense.

Speaker 9 (01:41:11):
No, he should be like, I really take it to
heart and I apologize.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Not I take it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
That's weird. How else would you take But that's a way.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
That's a good way for him to dodge it and
be like, well, you know she's she's an alcoholic, so
she's what she's saying. Yeah, that makes sense to some
dork news. There's a trailer out for Craven the Hunter,
which is another one of these Sony movies set in
the Spider Man universe. And if you like Legos, there's
a new Nightmare before Christmas Legos set that Greg would
love to have noise for Sammy because she's such a fan.

(01:41:39):
Check out a new trailer for American Sports Story. Aaron Hernandez. Okay,
it was a big Patriots fan and fan. You thought
he was so hot and you wanted to be his girlfriend.
Aaron Hernandez, Yeah, that's coming to FX.

Speaker 9 (01:41:50):
I don't know if those are my words, but I'm
interested documentary.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Well, but that was that, that was the one that
the Patriots.

Speaker 9 (01:41:57):
There was a lot about him in it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
It was fluff a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Spin on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
This is like the dramatized.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
No, they had a documentary. I don't think it's an
ESPN one thirty, no American sports. It's just about Aaron Hernandez.
So is this more of like a dramatist dramatization.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
This is not a documentary that was great to say,
it was killer inside the mind of Aaron her Nader's
a right flex.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
Oh I remember that. I did watch that one too.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Yeah, that was good. If you like the HGTV shows
like Greg and I do, where they're renoventing stuff, you're
gonna love this new video online jelly roll. You know
the singer, Yes, he got his T three done this year,
and his dentist just posted an up close and personal
video of it. Okay, of like all the work being done,
the remodeling of his mouth. He got veneers plus a
few diamond studded ones. Pretty classy. If you're familiar with

(01:42:48):
comedian Alana Glazier, she says that being pregnant made her
realize that she's non binary. Pretty neat, huh, it made
her realize it? Yeah, good for you, and Zuck the
cook is in the news. Mark Zuckerberg has gone beyond
the iHeart my wife bumper stickers, and he has gifted
his wife, Priscilla, this huge Roman sculpture of her.

Speaker 6 (01:43:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Ass. He posted a picture of it on Instagram with
the caption bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures
of your wife. It is the weirdest thing, huge, Yeah,
oh yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:43:20):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
It's blue?

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
Is it iron?

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
It looks almost like the painted Yeah, outside of the
statue of Liberty, Like that would that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Be flattering if somebody made you a statue over you
like that thing? That'll be kind of weird.

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
Look, my husband is Mark Zuckerberg. He like he can
do whatever he wants.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Yeah, Mark Cuckenberg, Mark zucking.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Can do what he wants.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
All right. Time for the birthdays, it's shimmer. We're gonna
sit because she was like, it's and you know, we
don't do And let's start with the celebrities. Steve Carell
is sixty two years old. Today she got to Madonna,
who is sixty six. James Cameron, the writer and director

(01:44:05):
you know Avatar and Titanic and Terminator. He's seventy years old.
Angela Bassett is sixty six. Kathy Lee Gifford, Oh is
seventy one. She's still on the Today Show, although she's uh,
she's in bad shape. Man, she had a I was
bringing something about it. I tell my mom because you know,
my mom had that hip replacement and then had some setbacks.

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Today's show like a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Oh yeah, you know what, I think they made it
like five hours long. It Staly did like one of
them whatever her name is, Hoda, and then uh be
and Jenna Bush starl Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, Kathy Lee
Gifford had a hip replacement. Oh and then while she
was recovering, she fell and she broke her pelvis. It
was like from the front to the back, which apparently

(01:44:46):
is like excruciating number one, and also like, man, the
recovery on that is rudal. Not seventy one years old.
She was running to the door to let her friend
in and she was probably wasted. So probably Rumor willis
Bruce will and Demi Moore's oldest daughter's thirty six. Reginald
Bell Johnson from Die Hard and from Family Matters. He

(01:45:06):
was the dad on Family Matters. He's seventy two. Jace
Robertson from Duck Dynasty is fifty five. You got Evanna Lynch,
Luna love Good and the Harry Potter Movies. Who's thirty three?
And Dan Smyers from Dan and Shay the Country Duo.
He's well Skinny now thirty seven years old and your
lardol birthday is Audrey Betony. She's been pounded more than

(01:45:29):
a judge's gavel in five hundred and nine fine films,
including Getting It Up with the Kardashians. She was in
Backseat Rendezvous two, also pool Side Pounding. She was in
I Banged Your Spouse in the House Volume one by
Doctor Here's Here's one for Sammy. She was in Sideline Sluts,

(01:45:50):
Cheerleader Confessions Okay, and who can Forget her unforgettable role?
And Ain't nothing but a v thing sweet getting it
Vagina Mega Ga. That is Audrey Mattoni, who is thirty
eight years old today. And that is your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that it's a Friday morning. Look
what's happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the

(01:46:11):
Woody Show. We're gonna take that break, We'll come back.
We got some more Woodie show for you. Next, Hang on,
More Woody Show Show.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Next Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's gonna do it for
the week you guys. Yeah, week over time two weekend.
All right, let me tell you quickly what you can
find on the full show podcast. Just go to the
Woodieshow dot com. Today was Tell a Joke Day, and
so it did some Friday Dad jokes. Those are on

(01:46:47):
the podcast along with your Friday fail stories. We played
the Dumbass Contest. It's called the d u i Q
can go back and hear that, trending news headlines, some
stuff out of the world of entertainment, and your porno birthday.
We got to a lot of stuff today. Catch it.
Don't missing that? So of the Woody Show. Subscribe, Just
go to the woodyshow dot com. Yes, coming up on Monday,
the weekend cheers and jeers. And then also it's gonna

(01:47:10):
be Pino Noir Day, Greg I know. And so Greg's
wine Taste Test put me to the test. Yeah, Greg's
wine Taste Test that is happening on Monday. Can he
really because he's like this big wine guy, can he
really tell the difference between something that's a little bit
more pricey and something that's just cheap crap. I'm not confident. Yeah,
so we're gonna have that and everything else that you

(01:47:32):
have for something after hours, voicemail this weekend, drunk dials,
whatever it is eight seven seven forty four Woody. Also,
be sure to find us and follow us on social
media the social media platform of your choice at the
Woody Show. Yeah, Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy, anything you'd like
to add, No, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 10 (01:47:49):
Please, Yeah, never follow anybody else's path unless you are
lost in the woods, then you follow that path. But
how do you know they made it point? You know, well,
if it's if it's a path, it's probably going somewhere. Yeah, true,
follow the path, yea true. Although you know how you
can avoid this.

Speaker 14 (01:48:10):
Never go to the woods, Never go to the Woody're
exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Don't go to the wood exactly right. All right, Thank
you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for
giving the Woe Show some of your valuable time this week.
You know, we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Monday, have an awesome weekend. SMD double m bye,
great Friday.

Speaker 13 (01:48:31):
You mother,