The Woody Show August 26th 2024 Podcast

Weekend Cheer and Jeers, New Headlines, Little lies you tell your spouse & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Old listener discretion?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning everybody, Woody.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It is Monday. It is August the twenty sixth, twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
What is up? Beginning of a brand new week? Thanks
for being here. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hey on menace,
what is going on? I don't know? Okay, yeah, just
getting in. What are we doing here? Well, I'll tell you.
I can tell you what's happening on the show today.
See bask Good morning. Hey, there is Sammy. We got
bored Caroline. They're here holding things down the What He

(01:16):
Show production department. We got our associate producer. Her name
is Morgan. She is here. Good morning. Morgan Vaughn is here.
Phones are open eight seven, seven forty four. What he is?
The number if you want to call in set us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Weekend
Cheers and jeers. Hopefully everybody had a good weekend. Enough
there's more cheers than jeers. Also, we've got the trending

(01:38):
news headlines for you, the entertainment stuff, porn of birthday
coming up. Also, Greg's got a question about the little
lies that you tell your spouse. Right, I'm really curious
to hear what the what the inspiration for this this
question was?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
It was a dumb lie, like what is he lying
to Mario about? It's not even me? Oh, it's not you.
I do have a sample you will find out, okay,
all right, so.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, a little white lines, little lies you tell your
spouse And we'll get into that a little bit later. Again, phones, text,
whatever you want to do there, find us on social
media at the Woody Show on the platform of your choice. See,
there's a couple of different ways we can go to
start the show this morning, but I think there's really
no loss, no chance of losing the audience when I

(02:26):
say we got some food news. Oh yeah, all right,
here's a question. Do you want me to get the
stories first or do you guys want a little taste
drive first? We prob start with that so that we
can contemplate.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, all right, all right, this morning.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Not like meal worms or something.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, it's good.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
This morning. When I went into the convenience store, it's
like they got a new shipment of a bunch of stuff.
It's a lot of stuff that we've talked about here
recently on on food News. It's like news becomes real light. Whoa, Okay,
So I brought a few of these to try and uh,
these are the Snickers pecan Oh yeah, there's there's that

(03:18):
and so yeah, we've heard about this this. So instead
of with peanuts, they used the pecan. They're supposed to
taste like those uh those caramel caramel turtles. Yeah, they
are like half sized, really smell. Yeah, I guess you know,
because there's just like a limited edition thing. Wow, because
I like the those caramel turtles are always really good.
This is good, all right, So very everybody's biting into those.

(03:41):
How's the how's the flavor workout? Very carramel forward? Yeah, yeah,
you're not.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
A big fan of caramel right now because usually the
peanut butter overpowers Yeah, the caramel.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
The caramel.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yes, so I can I enjoy Snickers, but it's very
caramel ward.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Okay, Greg, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
My god?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
A plus now again he's only been eating cottage cheese
and sweet potatoes for months.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
It was like heroin, you can't trust them. It's very nugdi. Yeah,
let's get the caramel. If it's more carmel for it, it
wouldn't even be enough. It's so good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
The pecan is almost unfindable. Yeah, did you try it?

Speaker 7 (04:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I got half of one there. Do you like, uh,
barely find any pecan?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
I mean, do you do you like uh the turtle things? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Taste they Does it taste like the turtles?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Though?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's not nutty?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Not nutty enough? No, yeah, more nuts. The pecan is
not present. I thought the.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Pecan on top would kind of just go across the
entire ridge. It's indistinguishable, but it's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
And then they had a big setup of there's two
new flavors of Pringles. Okay, all right, now we're talking
cheesy jalapaniol popper. All right, every time I hear jalapenio popper,
I think a menace. The first time I heard about
that was from Yeah, I like that. Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Don't understand the Pringle hate. There's a lot of people
that hate.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Explain to you insane people, is that it is not
It's a reconstituted chip, right, so it's like particle board. Sure,
it doesn't, so it doesn't have the same crisp and
crunch that you get from like a kettle cooked.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think ship.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, they're really good.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Reconstituted or not. It could be reconstituted dog food.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's because they're baked, right, I mean kind of like
baked blaze like that has the same type of.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
That's also favor. Yeah, oh yeah, it says the Jalopinion popper.
Pringles smell.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Yeah, it smells stronger than it tastes.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Smells really strong. What do you think, menace? I love that.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Right though, smells stronger than the actual flavor, but it's
still really good.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's a tiny bit of heat.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
But yeah, yeah, I would imagine these would have a It.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Does taste like alpenion popper. They nailed it.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, this is definitely something I'm uh looking to try.
The other flavor of pringles just came out. They had
him at the store, the convenience store this morning, the
Texas Barbecue briskets.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah again, he's heard limited time flavors. Hold on me,
grab a couple of the sprinkles rule. I was just
thinking about brisket the other day.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, but how really it's so good because the because
it's really the only beef cut that has like a
fully rendered fat. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
So, and the fat basically becomes water does and falls.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Flows through that had some brisket from Dicky's barbecue.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, I saw there was a fire.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I saw there was a Keith Urban video on Instagram
and he was at BUCkies the gas station. Yeah he was,
and he was chopping up a bunch of brisket. Did
you see that, Yeah, he did in appearance of a BUCkies. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Why can't we get that?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I know, I know they let it behind the counter
at the barbecue station. Yeah, it was awesome. You've ever
been to a barber BUCkies.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
They have a fully standalone barbecue station, fudge station, beef
jerky station, and.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
The soda station. Yeah. I was just there the other day.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
These are not as good as.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
A were way better.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah. It's smells like a grillchy sandwich.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't know why they say brisket on them. They're
smoking that one. It's just it's just like a yeah,
like barbecue flavor.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
But ain't picking up a no beer on Alright, So
the Snickers pecan on the scale one to.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Ten, what do you think I'm saying ten, ten needs
more nuts, Okay, I have to ding it for that. Nine,
all right?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Six, A six? You're not a caramel guy seams?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
No nuts?

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Like am I five? It's really you tried, Sammy. There's
a piece right there, Sammy tried one's oh all right?
What about the Texas Barbecue brisket prinkles. There's some smoke
in there.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
But yeah, I'll give another, maybe five, another six.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm going it's terrible.

Speaker 9 (07:59):
I'm gonna be really two yeah, wow, like I would
never get those.

Speaker 10 (08:03):
I'll give it a two as well. I pulled out
three chips and I only ate one. I don't even
I'm not going back for more.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Had zero prinkle or snickers? Yeah, three, three, and then
the cheesy jalapeno popper pringles.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Those are good.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm giving an eight.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, I'm going to seven point Yeah, yeah, I like them.
Six them is good.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Definitely the best waylay. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Some other food news food news.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
To celebrate the beginning of football season, Krispy Kreme, they're
adding some limited edition joints to the mix. The First Menace.
I know you like the Doctor Pepper Shake and what
a Burger? Yes, how about the Doctor Pepper flavored donuts. Okay,
the Doctor Pepper kickoff donut. Yeah, it is their classic
glaze donut, top with Doctor Pepper flavored frosting, and top

(08:50):
with burgundy sprinkles and a white chocolate Doctor Pepper logo.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
What's burgundy menace burgundy flavors?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, burgundy is a color. Yeah, I mean it's a
type of wine.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I suppose, Like, how.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Would you describe the color burgundy?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Burgundy?

Speaker 6 (09:05):
Like a dark brownish reddish Doctor Pepper.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Then there's a butter cream goals donut, which is made
with a glazed donut base. It's dipped in green icing,
covered in rainbow sprinkles, top with a yellow butter cream
flavored goal post. And then finally, the cream filled Football donut, which,
in addition to being decorated like a football, is filled
with white cream dipped in chocolate icing. All three are

(09:30):
not just available in store and for pickup or delivery,
but you can also find a half dozen box at
select retailers.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Wow, all right, so they sell them.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Bought a six log you'll see, does it like the
checkout for the grocery store?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Sometimes?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeahs.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
The Pumpkin spice latte made its debut last week at Starbucks.
It's back already, and this is the earliest they've ever
brought it back. It's a full month before fall starts,
which is September twenty second. They've also got a new
drink called the Iced Apple Crisp non dairy Cream.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
It's supposed to taste like apple pie. Really I doubt it.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
All right.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
There's also a new stuff just tastes like like perfume
and then menace.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
There's also a new raccoon cake pop. Oh yeah, I'm
thinking some raccoon news this week. Oh hell yeah, yeah,
all right, so we got that news. Also, I guess
a team with Stanley and so there's like a there's
like a limited edition what Starbucks Stanley something. Oh yeah, yeah,

(10:30):
they have wed They've had red ones and red ones. Yeah,
but now I have new ones about to say, a
raccoon one. Yeah. No, no, no, no, yes, this raccoon pops.
It's pretty cute, eh. Sweet Subway is announced. It's starting today.
They're launching a new six ninety nine foot long promotion.
So every day of the week they're going to feature
a different foot long sub for six ninety nine five dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
But bring that back. You have to order online.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Oh god, I will say that I ate Subway a
bunch recently, and I was shocked at the prices.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like eleven dollars, twelve dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, been the story.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
I know, I haven't been there easily twelve years.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, I like some one more piece of food news.
Food news, and again this is for football season. Buffalo
Wild Wings, they're releasing a bacon flavored sauce as part
of their new bacon centric menu. It brings together bold
Buffalo and smoky bacon, creating the perfect matchup. And we've
got three new sandwiches, including a BLT sandwich, a bacon

(11:30):
patty melt, and the bacon mac and cheese burger. Oh yeah,
the BLT sandwich with a thick cut bacon and you
know what you expect, lettuce, tomato, but a bacon aoli
on a toasted Parmesan brioche bun. Oh yeah right there. Yeah.
The bacon patty melt that is a hand smashed double patty,
thick cut bacon, Swiss American cheese, grilled onions and bacon

(11:51):
aoli that's on the brioch toast. And then you got
the bacon mac and cheese burger that comes with a
hand smashed double patty top with thick cut bacon, along
with American cheese, mac and cheese, pickled hot peppers, what
hatch chili ali all between a Holla bun. All those

(12:13):
items are available for a limited time only.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Like that and that right there, lyddy ladies and gentlemen,
your food newsweet.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
It was a fun round. And since we're on the
subject of caramel post.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
You know the cereal people, they got a limited edition
version of honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats
salted caramel. Oh yeah, that'd be pretty good.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
I would all those flavors, all those flavors would go together,
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah. They're available for a limited time at Target and Walmart,
and uh yeah you can get those starting now.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I just came up with the most genius idea for
chewing gum caramel flavor chewing does it min all the time?
Just get caramels, like get the never end.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Wouldn't you be scared? Did you swallow accident?

Speaker 11 (13:06):
There?

Speaker 5 (13:06):
You know?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Like I like the I like the caramel creams, the
one the caramels that have that little bit of cream
in the middle of room.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
God, those are so all day. Well, I was speaking
of cookies. You gotta try this, Woody. I was at
McDonald's spin off, a restaurant called Cosmics. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's kind of like a Duncan.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
And they have this chocolate chip cookie with sea salt
that is so gooey, chewy and delicious, medium rare. Yeah,
I think you to die for. It's so to die for.
I think you'll love it. All right, Well, check it out.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Get all those items at your local stores, the Pringles,
the PC Snickers. Try out some of these new crispy creams.
Those sound good. All right, More.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
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Speaker 2 (13:53):
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Speaker 1 (13:54):
Back probably maybe will consider the matter the angles and
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Speaker 2 (13:58):
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Speaker 5 (14:21):
Un and we're into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
You're getting a brand new week and almost the end
of another month.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I know.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, it is Monday morning.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
It's August the twenty sixth, twenty twenty four, and a
good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
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Good morning Wooding. It's a sea bass.

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two two ninety seven. Some of the trending news headlines
for you this morning, coming up. Weekend Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 13 (15:13):
Jesus, jeers, guys, bad guys, good.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
All right? What what happened this weekend? Good news? Maybe
not so good news? Cheers, jeers, weekend menace. What do
you got?

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Uh, you know, just a bunch of fun events that
we did. Got to hang out with some coworkers which
were which was fun.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I agree, I was there. That was a that was
definitely a highlight.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
I did a lot of swimming as well, which is great.
And my gears though, is like I can't wait for
regular season football to start to help drown out this
stuff because like every form of entertainment that I love,
social media, podcasting, elert television is just so overtaken by

(16:00):
politics and it's like not entertaining to me at all
and I and I hate it and I hope that
football will drown out some of.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
That and some of it. Yeah, football guy, now I'll
help with it.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Just he just wants like a direction the news cycle.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
Because I I hate the division between people and people
just arguing.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
What your favorite division in football?

Speaker 6 (16:25):
My favorite division is the one that doesn't talk about politics.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Okay, can you name some divisions in football?

Speaker 14 (16:34):
You have the a f C, a f l UH,
and then the n f C and then and then
you have the LGBT it medical here, he just can.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
You? Although I don't really see how that's going to
happen just because it's an election year and any other year,
let's just say there was some other kind of political
stuff going on, then fine, yeah, maybe, but I think, man,
it's so insane with this election crad.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
I think even if it wasn't an election year, it's
just been politics for years now, all year infiltrates.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Everything sucks. Can't you set up your social media with
the keywords, like, you know, block them out so you
don't see.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
That it's mostly like Twitter and stuff like that, and
which I don't really spend a lot of time on
Twitter anymore.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I thought it would, like you for anything that would
come into your feet, it would just take those things out,
like you can screen out politics.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
For your feet words and stuff.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
But I would think the medicine into it's pretty like
I go on TMZ and there's no politics on there
for the moment.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Finally, it was pretty pretty like deep for a minute,
like the Housewives and yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
More of that, none of that. Yeah, watch that the
Gypsy Brills like it's.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Where dude, he is obsessed with that Gypsy Rose.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's the chick that killed her mom went to prison.
God out had like some boyfriend, husband or whatever situation
for like, got divorced five minutes later and nows with
some other dude pregnant. Yeah, and he's like, all about it?
Is it because she's so hot?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I know. I started that latest gypsy show and I'm like,
what am I doing?

Speaker 9 (18:13):
I stopped after congratulations for like half an hour, I said,
what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
There's nothing more to know about it.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You're here for it, No, not greg gory weekend cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 9 (18:24):
I'm giving cheers too my parents because they are joining
YOLO like I did. And they said, hey, you got
a few days off coming up. We're going to take
a little road trip and visit you. And I said, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Nice.

Speaker 9 (18:37):
So I'm excited for that. Usually we see each other
at Thanksgiving and Christmas and usually that's about it. Yeah,
I'm very happy about that. Jeers is the most unimportant
jeers ever. But it was annoying. Went to this great
Mexican restaurant over the weekend with a couple of friends
and we were having lunch and one of them noticed
that the song that they were blasting in the restaurant

(18:59):
was nothing but a loop that just played the same
thing over and over and over, and it was only
about a maybe a minute long clip, and it was looped,
so it sounded like a song, but it was the
same hook over and over and over. Instrumental, it had
singing and everything, but it would just start over and
there was no break in the song. There was no

(19:20):
gaps or anything. It was just this loop. And I
didn't even notice it until my friend pointed it out
and she said, I can't take this anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
We have to leave.

Speaker 9 (19:28):
And I said, what, No, No, we're not leaving because
of the music, and she said, and then she was
obsessing about it. How do the workers not go crazy?
Oh yeah, I'm sure it drops them not going insane?
How is our server not going insane? I can't take
it anymore. So we ended up having a somewhat leisurely lunch.
It would have been more leisurely had this music not
been playing. So jeers to that restaurant for not just
putting on regular music like they had it on Loop Grab.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Like there's a thousand ways, as we say when people
complain to us about not having music on the show. Yeah,
there's literally a million ways to get any kind of
music you want.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Right on demand, and it was really strange. And then
one she pointed it out, I sat and listened. I said,
oh yeah, it just keeps going and going, and it's
one of those things that once you and going, you
can't not notice it. And told me about it because
then I couldn't unhear it.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
At least it wasn't live music at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I hate that too.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I mean they keep throwing that out there as
if it's some kind of hook to get a love
music to me.

Speaker 8 (20:23):
And she's like, no, it'll sucker me in.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh god. But you're a talker, so like, how can
you go someplace? Sammy loves to go out and socialize.
Ment will talk to have a conversation. It's not like
an anti social person I think would like the place
with live music because it's really harder, almost nearer and
possible to carry on a conversation. But you're a social person.

Speaker 10 (20:44):
I'm very social, yes, but you know, yeah, you make
a solid point.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
But I still I enjoy it. I don't know, I'll
talk over it. I'll talk louder.

Speaker 10 (20:53):
Yeah, that's what I the part that I like, and
then I'll talk louder.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, you don't think she would talk louder than the music.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (21:02):
My cheers is that I had dinner twice on Saturday night.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
I was at home.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
I had Pokey and some champagne. I was watching when
Harry met Sally Tell at five o'clock.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
By the way, it was, and.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
That is so say good time, I know, my dreamynner.

Speaker 10 (21:24):
And then my sister called me a you know, a
normal time for dinner around seven o'clock and she said, Hey,
I'm really in the mood for a good margarita. You
want to go get some Mexican food. And I was like, awesome, Yeah,
let's go. And then I just went and had another
dinner at normal time and it was great.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Down for some margs.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
Yes, let's go.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
So you ate too full meal?

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Yes, yeah, I never do that.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Mixing champagne and margarita.

Speaker 8 (21:46):
I had bud let, I didn't have margarita, but two dinners.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Wow, all right?

Speaker 8 (21:54):
Every single way it got pretty crazy.

Speaker 10 (21:57):
And my geers is to the tire pressure light on
my car that keeps coming on.

Speaker 15 (22:04):
And I don't know.

Speaker 10 (22:05):
I mean, like, obviously I guess it's the tire pressure,
but I look at my tires and they look fine,
and I.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Checked them all out. I looked at all of them.
I want no, I think we're in here.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
But when you're just looking at them, you're not actually
checking to see what the pressure is.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
No, I'm not checking.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Do you think maybe there's a reason why that?

Speaker 8 (22:24):
Probably, But sometimes when I wait long enough, it just
goes away. So I'm hoping that'll happen.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, typically, if it's like on the on the border
of good or bad, like you start driving and then
as the tire warms up, it starts to expand a
little bit, you know, because of the heat, and then
there it makes that go away temporarily until the thing
cools down. And then you get back to.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
The car again and started up temporarily low because it's cool,
and then when it's like regular temperature outside, it's like, oh,
just kidding, we're fine.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, But like your tire pressure is supposed to be
checked when the tires are cold. Oh really, yeah, that's
like that, that's that's like whatever the recommended pressure is.
That's when you're supposed to check, like before you go anywhere,
supposed to check the tire pressure, see what it is,
and then you know inflate them to the proper p S.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
I all right, well, I guess I got to get
my tires check.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yes, every once in a while, just do that.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Just do a good. Look.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
You have all the car that doesn't have like any
digital gauges at all, so you don't have to do it.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, but the light comes on, right, Just figure out.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
It's easy. There's a sticker on the inside of the
door jam that tells you exactly what the front and
the back tire pressure is supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's and then you can even it's also on the
tire the gas station. You can even enter it in
on the machine, just tell you it can.

Speaker 9 (23:34):
Yeah, you can just say, like, put it at forty
two PSI and then you put it in your tire
and it stops when it hits forty two.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Where are you going? Costcos? I think most that now
they don't like. Yeah, the there's like three right by
my house, and I'm lucky if one out of the
three work at any given time.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Yeah, Oh, the one by my house. You type in
which one what PSI you want, and it goes to that.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
I tell you, if you go to Costco, they a
lot of locations have that where you just type in
the where can I.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Go where they just do it for me?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
You can't put air in your tires.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
I'll screw it up. I've never had to.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'll go with you.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, this is something I think Salmon needs to learn.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
How.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I had to show my wife how to do it.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Yeah, my dad would do it, so put error.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, she goes, I don't trust. I'm like, what do
you mean? It's the easiest thing ever. And I showed
her We went to a gas station. I showed her
what to do. Is that next time it comes on.
I'm not doing this for you, right, this is something
super easy that you should know how to.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Do so easy. And then don't you have that device
that you told me to get and I did, and
I love it? If that little portable easy air and
you can type in the PSI on that tell you
you know what.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
I can't even type it in. It just it's a blank.
It's like a thermometer, right, and digital thermomic, but it
tells you to put it on this stem. It tells
you exactly what the ps I is digital read out.
There's nothing weird, like there's so those old school silver
ones with a little white piece of plastic shoots out
the bottom. I still got those. Those are fine and
those work well too. But if you need the dumb
it down even more, you can get the digital one

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that just tells you what it is.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Right, you can have said it and I actually have
that in my car right now.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I can do it for you. Yeah, at the office
it is again, it is so hard to be a woman. Yeah,
because somebody would just gladly see it took two seconds.
I'll do it for you.

Speaker 8 (25:18):
I just realized with me, Yeah, where can I go
where someone will do it for me?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
And just here, right here. So that's spent her whole
life is men, just do things for me.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
All right?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Uh sea bass weekend cheers and jeers minus. You could
have gotten away from the politics this week. And if
you've been watching Week zero of college football and you
watched Georgia Tech come from behind eleven and smoke the
number ten Florida State seminoles, boh yeah anybody nobody?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Week zero big I mean underdog giant two. By the way,
I have no rooting interest in Georgia Tech.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I do. I know that you do because that's your
alma mater. Thank you. Yeah, so rip to that? Yeah that.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
I was talking over the weekend with onever Our Kogers
on how exciting college football is and like how entire
towns just get taken over one game's happened and everyone
just right because.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's the only game.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
It's the only game in town for a lot of
these smaller college cities because they don't have NFL, and
it's basically that is their NFL and it's the their
fewer games, even though they're spanning that like they are
in every air, the dang old sport.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
But it's very nice. But it's yeah, it's super fun. Agreed,
all right, So no one else is ripping out that.
Did you rip out to Sammy's champagne? And when Harry
met Sally, Yeah, I was.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
I enjoy champagne, you know, that's my favorite strand years. However,
and this is maybe counterintuitive to Sydney Sweeney. Oh no
what now she's been posting like she's she claims as
a very hot whatever she is, twenty eight year old
girl who's an A list actress. Again, she claims she
did I what's the first trip I didn't want to

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see me in my underwear?

Speaker 13 (27:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Yeah, the problem is what and Sydney Sween famous for
her boobs, great boobs, but her butt is could use
some work.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
On her Instagram, she did post that butt pig one
on the boat.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, it looked good.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I mean, it looks relatively good. But if you're going
to post a butt pick on social media, you have
to be open to good and bad reaction. There needs
to be some time.

Speaker 10 (27:26):
She does have a nice butt, and I commend her
for not like overly editing it. I think a lot
of things you see on social media are very edited
and you think they look great.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
She looks great and it's not a super edited photo.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
And that was a lot of people's take. Is that
because you can't see chunks, because there is, and because
the upper thigh.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Has a little bit of a role in it. Yeah,
oh my god, she's so brave and it's not being.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
Brave, it's just real. And he to be photoshopped, which she's.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Expecting her to work on her butt and her figure
and then post the photos expect it to save that.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
But she was leading up to an ad for that one,
so that doesn't underside of under she was probably under
a time crunch.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, I've got to get a photo.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Nooto. You know what the ad was for that one.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
It was well that's what she posted this week was
like no, no is hey, dude, choose Oh okay, well
ists she's some o the other thing, makeup stuff, A.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Couple of things for Sammy. Any tire shop, they'll just
tip them a couple of bucks. Although I'm sure if
you go, hi, hey and little girl, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
I think I have that tire shops doing for me
for free.

Speaker 10 (28:34):
And four that's why I'm like, I just somewhere and
they do it.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
You guys have figured out what this slight means for me. Yeah. Also,
they say always go with the vehicle manufacturer recommended tire pressure,
which is that sticker it's inside the door, not the
P S I and the tire because that is the
max for that tire. But also those tires go on
numerous different vehicles, so whatever it is for that vehicle, okay,
probably yeah, probably almost the same thing. And whatever I

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mean my weekend cheers and jeers, I would say that
the the cheers would be the fact that super excited
about my wife's and my vacation to the resort in Mexico,
that we love to go, no kids, going with a couple,
other couples. It's always really fun. So like that's what's

(29:19):
on my brain, just dominating my thoughts. I'm looking at
the countdown on my phone. You're going not more than
greg Checks's bank account. Wow, you actually have a built
in count How does that? Can you show it to us?
And it's all year that Yeah that right, Yeah, it's whatever.
My next big thing is so here you go for it? Uh,
so here we go.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
It's like a kind of a waste of time what
you're talking about, like because you know when you know
the vacation is no.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
But what I want to know, it's like right now
it's three days, twenty hours, forty four minutes and thirty
six seconds before it's wheels up.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
It's funny when you do that. But it's kind of girly.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
That's what I'm saying. Is it really well? I say,
it's a whole. It's the opposite of sad for me. Man,
I'm looking forward to this so much. And you also
had to have something big to look forward to.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
Yeah you should.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
It's Sammy's Friday Night sad and Girly's.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
The jeers would be to my wife's peer No, because
like she's trying to figure it out. It should have
started like three days ago and luth and so she's like,
oh my god, this is going to mess up our vacation.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Well it was if it started a few days ago. No,
it was supposed to start a few days ago. So
we're on peer watch.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Isn't there a pill people can take? I know there's
an other pill, but like a girl, there's one two
like that will induce, but it takes like five to
seven days to induce.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Isn't there like stuff where I'll hold off if you like, well, yeah,
the pill or something that's if.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
You're on birth control. But she's not on birth control
because like I'm all cleaned up, I had to visectomy.
But there was some promise as of last night.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
She kind of fell.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I said, you could probably bang it up out probably,
you know, like you know, like like if you're on
the verge, you know, about to have a baby, they
say that, you know, sex can sometimes induce labor. I
would also imagine that if you're like, you know, you're
knocking on Heaven's door while you're up in there, that
maybe that would be like knock knock, and then you
know and flow answers and you know what so large right, Well,

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if you get the right position.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
You know, don't hurt her.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
You can make it. You can make it happen with
your member.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
The because she's she's trying to time it out. She's
always looking like a couple of months ahead. She's doing
the math and doing the whole thing, and like, oh,
we should be good. I'm like, all right, good because
that way, you know, that way you'll know whether you
need to do some of that magic. Like if you're
on the birth control that you skip the sugar pills
and you just start the very next pack right away. See, Greg,
this is what you have to deal with when there's

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a vagina.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's awesome, is it.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Do you guys have sex every night on vacation? That's
the goal? Why wouldn't you because you're too full? Because
you know, it's a video, you're you're out of town,
you're at a hotel, there are no kids, right, it's
perfect born you know in the situation, you're a full location. Yeah,
just snort plan b Wait a minute, did you guys

(32:15):
not back it out last night? What's that you said?
You were no last night?

Speaker 16 (32:19):
You kidding?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's a school night, right, have.

Speaker 10 (32:21):
To be in a bathing suit and stuff the whole time?
Like that's the bigger deal.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
But having a bear it Wait a minute, yeah, how
you appear to have to wear a bathing suit? Yeah, no,
the bigger The bigger deal is definitely having the shop
shut down while.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
You're on your vacation.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
That's just choice.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
He's not pregnant.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I'm not interested that people go like, oh, well, you
know it's just blood. No, thank you, I don't need
it that bad. You know you can do it out right, Yeah, exactly,
like it's.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh yeah. And why, In speaking of which, why are
all hotel towels white? You would think, like, you know,
those would be harder to keep clean. I thought about that.
I was at a hotel over the weekend and they're
never so I don't care about that. But it's the thing,
don't you guys have you know, aren't there other colors
for hotel towels? You would think, like to keep them
crisp white would be a bigger paying the ass.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
But that's why, so that you can see that they're clean.
How dirty they would be if you walked in and
they were.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Just they would just throw them in the dryer.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
I think Sammy actually is a good point there. It's yeah,
otherwise just the show because you can blease. Yeah, like
whatever's garbage.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
They don't feel soft.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Quick break, there's your weekend cheers and jeers, guys, jeers.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
All right, somebody treading news headlines, don't turn that fat
ass rid now.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Some of the trending news headlines.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
NASA officially announced those two astronauts who went up to
the International Space Station on Boeing star Liner they're gonna
have to wait to come home on a different spacecraft
next year, not till February. Wow, absolutely sucks. And it's
SpaceX to the rescue, just like everybody's been saying from
the very beginning.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
And SpaceX themselves said, hey, well yeah, within the first week.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
So the Boeing star Liner that's going to return in
a separate flight without a crew because they don't have
confidence that it will yeah. Correct. And then some Boeing
employees they're talking and they're not happy that SpaceX is
bailing them out. The New York posted this whole thing.
Talking to a bunch of these employees said they felt humiliated,
a quote from one of them said, we've had so

(34:40):
many embarrassing moments lately. We're under a microscope and this
just made it like one hundred times worse.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Who did you quote?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
We hate SpaceX, We talk ish about them all the time,
and now they're bailing us out.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, it'll be better.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
That's a classic loser mentality. Is someone's way better than you,
therefore I hate them, right, it's not going to be
more like them. The changed his outdated rule the grounded
planes and the pilots weren't able to turn off the
no smoking signs.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
That was a thing. Oh yeah, so yeah, didn't we
hear recently there was something about a fire extinguisher? Was
this off the air I was talking to somebody else.
They were delayed forever because there was a fire extinguisher
that was like missing from the cabin, and so they
had to get a fire extinguisher. But there's only one

(35:27):
company that provides them for the airline, and so so
for to count for their liability requirements or whatever. Yeah,
they had to and I think it. I think it was.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
From a flight out of Newark, New Jersey, so they
had to fly one in from Detroit.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
You can't just go get another fire extinguisher.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
It has to be brought by a representative of the
fire extinguisher company to wherever the airport is. They just
don't keep them in stock there because it has to
be installed by fire extinguisher company employee. They put the
little clips on that it sits in. Yeah, dude, So
if the flight was delayed for hours, was because of that, right,
But if you bring it in there, it's not double

(36:08):
checked by an employee of the fire extinguisher company. Union
got some problems also. If you're looking to get away
this fall, Expedia says the cheapest days to fly will
be on Mondays, Tuesdays and Saturdays. Thursdays this fall will
be the most expensive day to fly.

Speaker 13 (36:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Doctor Fauci has West Nile virus and so he got hospitalized. Yeah,
so that I guess he's home now, but he's going
to be fine. I was like, is this marketing for
the West Nile to give people to care about Big
West Nile? The lit League comes out. The Little League
World Series Championship happened yesterday. It was Florida and Chinese

(36:46):
to type taypey Jesus. It went to extra innings. And
ended with a walk off bunt for the win. The
pitcher in the first basement both went for the ball.
No one covered first, and so the pitcher threw it
in the right field.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
The winning run scored, which is the way little league's
game should end, is with just on errors and chaos.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
And with that and the Chinese kids were in tears.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Yeah, babeshewamp, enjoy your flight home to where?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
What are you? Kind of country would they be going to? Yeah?
But what kind of country? China?

Speaker 9 (37:20):
Yeah, it's it's a what kind I know exactly where
you're going. It's a garbage countries.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oh, okay, your flight home?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Parentheses garbage country? Is this a trick question?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, enjoy the trip, pump to your garbage country. No,
I got you, I got you. Sorry, bomb set and
I completely missed the spike very basis.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
At a Yankees game over the weekend, g and Carlos Stanton,
his bat broke in the top end of the bat
hit the homeplate umpire right in the neck.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I thought they had to wear a little throat things.
Now that the catchers, I'm not sure they're doing that
now for hockey too, they're wearing like neck guards because
that one guy. I remember that story, that awful storage
I caught a skate to the neck and he died
the guy with Yeah. Anyway, this guy the ump down
for like over five minutes, end up getting carted off
the field on a stretcher. I bet and Babe Ruth's

(38:12):
historic called Shot jersey from the nineteen thirty two World
Series still around is now a record holder as the
most valuable sports collectible ever. It just sold at an
auction price, is right? How much here? Do you want
to know what the previous record was? Yes? Yes, all right.
Previous record was a mint condition nineteen fifty two Mickey

(38:32):
Mantle Tops Baseball card that sold in twenty twenty two
for twelve point six million dollars. He did say one
million something, all right? So now how much for the
you know, the called shot. We're talking about play of
the bat, right, and he called a shot and then
hit a home run right there.

Speaker 8 (38:49):
This is the jersey.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
That Babe Ruth wore. Really impressed it still around.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Let's say seventeen million, seventeen million, menace, twenty million, anybody,
fifteen million and fifty. It sold for twenty four point
one two million dollars.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, girl, and so now it's the most valuable sports collectible. Well,
somebody's a huge baseball fan who's got a lot of money.
Like if Jeff Bezos was a that'd be nothing like that. Yeah,
nothing like whatever dog you know.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah for a jersey, Yeah, no big deal on my
office wall. But that would be a really cool thing
to have, like have a picture of him pointing, you know,
with the bat and then you know, have that kind
of behind the jersey.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
They smell it, just smell whole cigars and beers. Fat.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Yeah, right, Oh, this is a this is where my
fat person, Yeah, taking care of.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Him the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Well it's interesting.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
You mentioned teeth because something interesting happened with Morgan. She
was telling us on Friday before we left the day
how she had to have a dental procedure.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh yeah, and uh.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Again it was right, and that that's the part that
I was like, wait, what so I remember she had
her wisdom teeth out? When was that?

Speaker 15 (40:12):
This was June of last year or sorry, were a
year ago?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, okay, so she had her wisdom teeth out, but
now she had to go back.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yeah, because when I got them out the first time,
the dentist who I want to report to the Better
Business Bureau or wherever I take him. Yeah, he left
half of one in, and apparently that's unheard of. He
didn't want to like hit the nerve or something. He
said there was a risk, but this.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Guy was just weird and I was so by removing
the how is removing this because you're pulling it away
from the nerve, right.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah, but you can do that one.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh maybe the tooth is too close to the nerve, right.

Speaker 15 (40:48):
Dam is always possible that way.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, So he left half the tooth in and things
were fine for a bit and then it got infected
and then it was just like still this huge gaping
hole in my mouth, you know, gross, gross gross.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, those those do eventually close up, like where your
wisdom teeth work, because I had all my wisdom teeth
out and it did take a while, but then they
eventually all completely closed. This soft closed yeah. Oh yeah, socket,
which is such an unappetizing word.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
My socket didn't close though on that half tooth. So
I found a new dentist and he was like, you know,
this is crazy what this last guy did.

Speaker 15 (41:21):
So yeah, I got that other half tooth pulled out.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Yeah, and then when I saw her this morning, I'm like,
are you mad at.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Me or something?

Speaker 15 (41:28):
It just hurts to move my mouth and.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
I tried to talk to her and her demeanor was
so bad.

Speaker 15 (41:33):
Yeah sorry, I'm just like in pain, And.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
When did you get that done?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
What day?

Speaker 15 (41:37):
On Saturday?

Speaker 7 (41:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Saturday? So like, what's your pain like today compared it
to is a little bit better at least from yesterday.

Speaker 15 (41:43):
It's a little bit better.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
I'm on a lot of you know, ivy profen and antibiotics,
so that helps. But it's probably out of a ten,
I'd say it's like a five or six.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
And they had to like dig in there to get that,
like other half of the too, because it wasn't like
it was protruding beyond the gum line.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
I'm the worst part. I had my eyes closed the
whole time because I get sick. The guy goes open
your eyes. I opened them and he's holding the tooth.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Like yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
He was like proud of it.

Speaker 15 (42:08):
And I'm like, oh, look what I found?

Speaker 7 (42:09):
Do you have?

Speaker 15 (42:11):
Do I have it?

Speaker 13 (42:11):
No?

Speaker 15 (42:12):
He kept it, he kept Yeah, he put in a jar.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
The worst doing something like that, And do you hear
kind of like that like that screeching kind of.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Pulling and yeah, that's why I keep my eyes closed.
I don't want to see the tools they use.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah, so yeah they did. They put you under or
put you out for like when you had the wisdom
teeth out.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Originally the first time, yes, the guy wasn't going to
do it, and then my mom was in town and
she was like, no, you.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Want that, we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Look back alley place did you go?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Initially I made a bad Yelp review about him and
they called me and they said, hey, we want to
let you know the guy that did your wisdom teeth
we fired.

Speaker 15 (42:49):
Him, you know. Oh wow, so you can come back.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
And I'm like, no, oh yeah that's a dog.

Speaker 15 (42:55):
Yeah so yeah, well yeah, it's it's officially done.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Well I hope he killed better.

Speaker 15 (43:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
At least it's done now.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
I know. I'm so happy, like when well, you know,
if there's any kind of like a nerve damage.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I don't think there is because I can feel that
right away.

Speaker 16 (43:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (43:11):
I think it'd be numb or I wouldn't be able to.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I'd saying I wouldn't know if you'd be able to
tell like centurrity and discomfort or pain or swelling and
whatever happens like before you'd really know.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
No, when I first got it done, it looked like
I had a stroke. When I left, it's like half
my face, like like way down, and I was scared
that was not going to go way.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
What's right?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I love NOVI worse. We'll hope you feel better.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Thank you, Yes, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is August
to twenty sixth, twenty twenty four, leaning of a brand
new week, Woody, Greg Venus Seabas, There is Sammy phones
are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight

(43:57):
seven seven four four Woody set its text over to
two to nine eighty seven, or find us and follow
us on social media. You can do that at the
Woody Show. I'm really curious again the origin story for
Greg pitched an idea in our weekly meeting. He said,
I want to bring up a topic little lies that

(44:19):
you tell your spouse, right and why Yeah? And immediately
I thought like, oh god, what a lot of Mario about.
But then Greg said that he wasn't the one and.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
It wasn't even us origin story. I have a couple
examples of it. No, it is a friend and I
asked her if I could talk about this and she
said sure, just don't bring up my name. So a
friend of mine and her husband recently moved to a
different state, bought a house the whole nine yards like
three car garage backyard. It's really really nice and installed

(44:49):
security cameras, hired a gardener. Whole new life. Woe fancy friends,
I know, really nice. So one day she's out and
about running errands and the gardener texted her, Hey, I'm
going to be a little bit early today. I hope
that works with your schedule. And she said, yeah, that's fine.
So how would you have to be home for the gardener?

(45:10):
I no, he was just letting her know that he's
going to be early. She didn't have to be home.
But so she texts her husband and says, Hey, the
gardeners are going to be a little bit early. Can
you run out in the backyard and make sure you've
scooped up any dog poop that we might have missed
because they're going to be mowing the lawn. Then he
said sure. About an hour later, she realizes, oh, the
security cameras never notified her that anybody was in the yard,

(45:33):
and so she texted her husband back, did you go
out and pick up the dog poop? And he said, yep,
I did. No, Yeah totally, And so then she thought
maybe I'm wrong. So she looked at the cameras and
fast forward in the whole hour, not once did he
go out there and pick up anything, And then he said, yep,
I did. So she was really upset by that, and

(45:53):
you know, I think she confronted him with it, and
then he said, oh, I just I just forgot, and
I'm sorry. She said no, but if you forgot, why
did you tell me you did?

Speaker 16 (46:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Why did you lie about if he doesn't want to
hear about it, I guess so, And so she never
really got a clear answer. So it made me wonder,
why would you lie about that? Just say oh damn,
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I mean I would I would bring it up and
as soon as they would tell me that because I
just forgot about it, I would have let that go
because there's there's no there's no harm damage to you know,
going not picking up the dog poop, right, you know,
and like, oh you forgot, So you're like, oh damn it,
I just forgot.

Speaker 9 (46:27):
It's just you know, yeah, but instead to say yeah
I did, when you know, damn well he didn't.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Because you.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
To do yeah, But you assume you have a super
low level. You assume her reaction is like, okay, well
you forgot. Now he's assuming that her reaction is going
to be bigger than than oh well, yeah, probably.

Speaker 8 (46:50):
Will be because he always forgets it. He never does.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I don't know these people at all, but what I'm
saying is like my reaction would be if, like, you know,
I said, hey, can you do this? And then I
found out that they didn't about it? But yeah, but
as soon as I told my case, I just forgot,
And I was like, that's at least a little understandable
and harmless.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Totally totally understandable.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Very low level where it starts to raise to a
level of concern would be if it was like you
told me you were going one place and then you
went a different place, you know like that, because that
that's a little bit more you're covering up a behavior
or something else that you might be doing, as opposed
that you just forgot to do take the trash out

(47:32):
or in this case, pick up dog down.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
If you forget. It's one thing. But if you say,
yeah I did and you completely did not, you kind
of wonder. Yeah, I mean, look, lies a lie.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
That's weird that. Yeah, and I'm sure other people you know,
would feel even more upset about it than other Like
you know, I'm not upset about it. So there's no
wrong answer. Just the lie just couldn't explain. So okay,
not your lies to you? About that? Man? Is what
do you say? Uh? What do I say? Pissed? I mean,

(48:03):
I don't. I'm disappointed about that kind of stuff right there.
I don't really I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
I don't want to keep on having to ask is
the thing? And then that's where it leads to an argument.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yeah, well see that's different. That's different when we're talking
about just the lie.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Right yeah, that's what she questioned, and it bummed her
out for a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I agree with that because that's not a good person.

Speaker 9 (48:27):
It's it's what, like I said, it's one thing to forget,
it's another just to say I did it and you
didn't do it.

Speaker 10 (48:33):
You lied about it, And that means he had no
intention of ever doing it, which also means that he's
not helping me in that household.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Well, it is true, because it's.

Speaker 10 (48:40):
An honest mistake of just forgetting to do it. Why
wouldn't he say that. Why wouldn't he just say that,
other than if.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
He had no intention of doing it? He just realized like,
oh crap, I've had that word. Would you ever forgot
blankety blank? And I go, oh, damn it. And that's
my reaction. I go, oh damn it, No forgot. I'm sorry.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
He's the reason he lied. He she's made of her reaction.
She sounds dangerous. Is not going to be all casual.
She was going to double down the obsson sure would be.
Thats problematic and so therefore, perhaps so she's the root
of all their problems.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
What choice did he have?

Speaker 10 (49:18):
Does he have a pattern of unreliable behavior where she's
always asking him to do things?

Speaker 8 (49:22):
And that's why her reaction is so high.

Speaker 10 (49:26):
It's not because oh, you do so much all the time,
you forgot you know this one time, No big deal,
that's not the situation.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
So this is a.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
Person who in the laundry area will like dump his
dirty clothes right next to the hamper, not in the
hamper next to it.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
And then I'm sure micro managed to death about everything
that he does wrong.

Speaker 9 (49:44):
To be fair, and I'm being totally honest, she doesn't
micromanage him. She I told her, like, just let it
sit there. See how long the laundry sits there. And
she's like, oh, it's going to drive me crazy. I said,
I know it will, but see if he'll pick it
up on his own. Little petty things like that.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
I know what she tells you, and she probably downplays it,
maybe on her reaction, maybe like she's all cash about it.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
But I don't believe it.

Speaker 10 (50:07):
No, I think she I'm guessing. I don't know that
she does a lot. And so when she asks.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
Him to do one thing I.

Speaker 10 (50:13):
Can't even do that, then he gets in trouble. So
then he just lies about it.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, And then I mean, perhaps that's right.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I think both things can be true.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
She could be a ragged sea and he's also not
a trustworthy person, right.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
And that's the concerning part was that he said he did.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
He has a pardon me for one second, I got
Askregg a question off the air. We'll be right back.
So sadly, I don't know what exactly who it is. Yeah,
she'd probably get really mad. I don't know, she's probably
more measured. She's I don't know, did you hear who
I asked it was?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
I don't know who that is, but I do know that, yeah,
you know, yeah, I probably I promise I wouldn't say name.
I think maybe it's mid level reaction.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Then I don't think it's time.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
But then I thought, like, what little lies do people
tell their husband's wives, partners and why? The two that
I came up with for myself is if I watch
a show before we've watched it together. I've done that
in the past.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
And the reason I'm talking about lies of commissioner omission,
like actively saying lie or just not tell someone or.

Speaker 9 (51:25):
Just not saying something, and then when it's time to
watch it, queue it up as then you can't see
it's already been played, and then kind of, you know,
acting like I hadn't seen the show before. I've done
that in the past, not lately. And then the other one,
and the reason why is because I'm excited to watch it, obviously,
that's the reason.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Sure.

Speaker 9 (51:41):
The other one is one time he got a deodorant
that I thought smelled weird. And I couldn't take it.
It was overpowering, and I waited like a month to say,
can you change your deodorant brand? I said I liked it,
and it wasn't true. It's actually terrible, And the reason
is I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Oh babe, Now what reason would you have to lie about? Yeah,
I went out and picked up all the poop when
you didn't. It's very suspects.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
I here's some reaction on the text. She sounds like
her and Sammy are the same person. We just got
an insight into why Sammy's divorced, So I said, Sammy's
reaction solidifies why he lied.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
But we don't even You guys are assuming her reaction.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
So the fact that she is checking cameras to see
whether or not he's doing chores is all that needs
to be said. Overbearing person likes to keep their partner
under their thumb. Yeah, what made her think to even
go to the cameras?

Speaker 9 (52:32):
Look, she's because she texted him and said, Hey, their
gardeners are running early, can you go pick up the
dog poop? And he said yes, And her notification never went.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Right.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
But the fact that she went to the cameras to look.
You know, she didn't get the notification right, and I
understand that. So then she checked maybe it just didn't
notify her, and she realizes, oh, he never went out.
And then when he she asked him, he said, ye, by.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
This, that's logical because if you're expecting to see the
gardeners when they show up, then it was something wrong
with my cameras. Yeah, and then you would well when
he went out, he must have Oh he never went out.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Right, And you're you guys are putting this all on her. Yeah,
I definitely am.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
She sounds mega psycho. You know who this person is,
and she's she's not psycho. I wouldn't put her under
the umbrella of psycho. No, she's a very problem and
she wants to take care of their new home.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
They've already set a tone, so everything he does, she's
gonna be on him about it.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Now he's going to know now now and he's no
at least to trick the cameras.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
Yeah, but yeah, like at least make them notification happen.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
That's the part that sucks. Like every little thing that
he does moving forward, if it's dog poop or the
laundry or something, because that's what she's gonna have.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Okay, but didn't he start that problem?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
That's how kids figure out how to lie, right, Like
did you brush your teeth? And you go yeah, and
then the parents go, beca, this is what I do.
And I go digit and I go over there and
I feel the bristles of their tooth. They're dry. Yeah
he didn't brusheth. So now they know at least to
soak the tooth. Watch under the water for a second. Right,
stupid stuff like that toothpaste in your mouth and just
make it, you know, smell like toothpaste. Yeah, right, exactly.

(54:08):
But yeah, I wouldn't put it all on her.

Speaker 8 (54:11):
No, I don't think it's all on her.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
There's a reason he lied, and it's just stupid, and
I'm sure it was not malicious. Or maybe he said
this is why we pay a gardener. Oh maybe don't
pick up poop or just or at the very least
run it over the lawnmower over it.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Yeah, Furt came some Furt.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
You know. I think the reason behind it is weird.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I think you just didn't want to hear about him,
all right, So, uh, what's a what's a what's a
stupid little lie that you've told or that you do tell?
Continue to tell your spouse eight seven seven forty four.
What if you like to contribute one on the phones?
You can also text us over too to nine eight
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(54:55):
think he even.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Knows he's funny.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
I mean, how much are they you say, just regurgitating
words and it just happens to be Now, can you
help me with the pronunciation of this.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Show? He's our missile now first shout out this text
from the five to one to two says y'all quickly
becoming my new favorite morning show.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Oh nice listening in Austin.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Headed to Elgin, Texas to sell some clean yerba mate.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Oh thanks for the entertainment. Well, no, thank you for listening.
We'll get a lot of love out of Austin. Yeah,
it's great, a lot of love out of Texas in general. Austin, Dallas,
Fort Worth ninety seven point one, The Eagle, love it
one on one. Ex in Austin, whoever you are, Hopefully
you're checking out the Woody Show even when you go
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(55:52):
and of course on the free iHeartRadio app. All right,
the question at hand, you know, Greg was talking about
this friend of his and she had asked the husband
because the gardener person was coming to mow the lawn
and wanted all the dog coop picked up. So the
husband said that, yeah, you would go ahead and do that,
and then yeah, at least check to see if there's

(56:13):
any left shot. She never got a notification on her
phone that the cameras had triggered, and so she went
back and looked at all the footage and realized that
he hadn't done it. And he said, oh, yeah, I did, Yeah,
I did. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
So she questioned, why why would you lie about that?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Let's see, we have this one says, my girlfriend can't
sleep sometimes. I told her there's a pressure point on
her lower neck that, if pressed induces sleepiness. So when
she can't sleep, I will press on it to placebo
her into getting tired and falling asleep. Okay, that's strange.
I mean, it's an okay thing. I mean, look, if
it works for her and helps her sleep, helps her.
My girlfriend was that a dead dog in the road no,

(56:47):
it was a trash bagel. Our child took their first
steps when she and I were visiting my parents while
my husband was still at work. Later, when he got home,
our daughter took a few steps toward him. He got
extremely excited, thinking those were her first steps, and so
I just went with it and got excited too. She's
fourteen now, but I've never told him the truth.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I mean, you want him to be equally excited.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
That's it. I will say.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
The kids are looking more and more like you every
day now. She spent nine months cooking each of them
inside of her womb, enduring sickness, fatigue, and torture, and
these little efforts came out looking like clones of me.
Lie that you could tell your spouse. I'm okay with
that one too, Yeah, that's what I think.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
This one's funny. I asked for a cast iron griddle
for my birthday. My friend got me a huge one,
gave it to me early. My fiance gave me a
smaller one on the day, and she was so upset
that her thunder god stolen, even though it was just unintentional.
But I put them both in the pantry until I
thought she had forgotten and I pulled out the big one.
I told her it was the one that she gave me,
and I cooked breakfast on it all the time. That's

(57:55):
pretty funny. Yeah, we got some other people that are
texting over those here in a second. But here's a
question for you guys. Is it okay to lie to
a person who is chronically late? Friend, family member, menace?
You deal this with your wife and tell them something
starts earlier than it really does. I think it is
because the internet is debating it thanks to this video

(58:17):
that's going around by this woman. She is one of
those chronically late people.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Here's the you're my best friends.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
Who just made a reservation for eight thirty.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
And told me eight Uh?

Speaker 17 (58:26):
Well played, because I just showed up at age twenty.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Two and was like to those sister like this for
eight o'clock and she was like free thirty.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
She was like, you're the first one here, and I
was like, well played, well played? Yeah? See it works. Yeah,
I support it. See she got there eight minutes early.
And did it kill her? And you do yeah? Did
she die? Yeah? Did it kill you? To be on top?

Speaker 5 (58:48):
So it is possible, is your punishment for being a
late person?

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
This text says, I have a different scheduled daily at work,
and I'll exaggerate that time that I show up or
that I'm done in order to sit in my car
and unwine. Was some online gambling a littleforehand or after
my shift? Heck y this one three four seven. I
constantly lie about the cost of my bicycles. I have
three bicycles. One I spend ten thousand dollars on the
other fifteen thousand, and the last one was closer to

(59:16):
twenty thousand dollars for a bike, and she thinks I
only spend about three to four thousand on each.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
From JP, he's also lying about his sexuality five six
two little lie that lady dresses like a whore so gross?
Probably is the clap in reality. Damn that's hot.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Yeah a little lie yeah, five o four. When I
go to the grocery store and I forgot to buy
something that was on the list that he requested, I'll say, oh,
they were out. Sorry. Oh do you work for DoorDash,
but I know they're out of everything. Uh. Eight one

(59:53):
to eight. My girlfriend asked me if she smells. I
lie to her and I tell her that she smells
great because I just don't want to hurt her feelings.
Oh yeah, what kind of smell? I know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
What are we talking?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Depends on what we're talking about. I sometimes get food
on my way home without offering any to my boyfriend,
and then if he asks if I'm hungry, I say yes,
and I keep the leftovers for the next day free meal.
That's not really lying, uh him? Is my hair thinning me?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Not that I can tell a uh, but just to
keep the peace.

Speaker 9 (01:00:24):
See, that's the kind of lie that you say to
just protect somebody's feelings. When you lie about saying I
did something when you did it, that's the question is
The question is still why did you lie?

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Going back to the initial argument, I liked it, and
I'm I'm going to say this, this is not his
own doing, but he is caught in the rag vortex.
So again, no matter what he does vortex, he's gonna
hear about it. And the reason he lied is because
he doesn't want to hear about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
You know, I'm saying what I'm saying. Someone for says
he lied because she's a nag. Yeah, that's what I'm
saying about something stupid. If she was easy going, you
wouldn't lied been saying.

Speaker 9 (01:01:03):
You're putting this on no narrative, on something that might
not be the case. She was out the gardener was
running early, and she said, can you just do a
quick look for some dogs. But as a so that
automatically means she's a constant.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Greg as a as a straight male who deals with women,
I'm telling you that he lied because there's a pattern
of behavior where she is going to react in a
certain way and he does not want to deal with them.
But he and I said, and I said, and I said,
it's not because of his own doing, But she's listening

(01:01:39):
to what I'm saying, Sammy, can you please continue with
example A.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
Yeah, well, what do you mean it's not because of
his own doing because.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
He has a he also has a pattern of behavior
of not doing simple tasks like that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Yeah, yea. So how do you get out of the
rag wort X menace?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
You lie and say that you didn't?

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
I know, it's both of them and the cycle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
That they're in hot so he's stuck in it.

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
Rather than saying like, oh, I'm gonna help my partner
and be a helpful person in this relationship, and that
we're this life that we're sharing together.

Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
He just goes, I know, I'll continue to not do stuff.
It'll lie about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
It's a harmless little it is.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
If it's one, there's no real victim here.

Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
But if it's a pattern.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Six to six says, I tell my wife that I
like her cooking, but she's never heard of seasoning. We gotta, yeah,
we gotta.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Like Greg was saying, we got to get rid of
the white lives out of this conversation because it's not
the premise here, Like, Greg, have you ever told Mario
he looked like his outfe looked awesome and it was like,
not so fetch.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I've told him, not always looks Yeah, it always looks good.

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
But I have told him that I tell him the
truth when he buys shoes that I think are totally stupid,
like Caine. Yeah, you can just sell shoes that are
like those are so ugly. He's like, but the shoes
I think, He says, I think they're cool, and I
was like, all right, enjoy them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Here's you. Yeah, thank you for your your text messages.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
All the texts are agreeing with me. Weird, yeah they are.
This is one correct and Sam just.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Nobody questions why the husband lied about it instead of
just doing it, because it sounds like controlling. There's this
long history of her being a twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Hour sounds like she's a really controlling hose bist, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah. Yeah, that's all for some help with that's more
what he show's next thing?

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
What you were here now?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Now? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I thought that's pretty funny. This eighteen wheeler spilled dozens
of cases of beer on the road in Oxford, Mississippi,
over the weekend and there were just cases and cases
of Natty Light and bud Light, Corona and michelob Ultra Medello.
Oh yeah, just all over the street and the sidewalk,
and what do you know, got cleaned up real fast,

(01:03:54):
student said, old miss came out of the woodwork offering
to help with the cleanup and did despite the cops going, hey,
we don't need any help. And there were all these
college kids there just like taking the Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
I'll probably take about three seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, they were there and gone in
a flash.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
How helpful. Yeah, we'll help you with that. And we'll say,
like they're going to sell the beer, right, just take it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
They say, there's no nice people in the world. Yeah,
exactly helping.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Yeah, the broken ones they left, you know, but uh,
I don't those for the cops. Yeah, but again, what
are they gonna do? Throw it all away, Greg, I mean,
that's the waste.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I'm happy they took it. Yeah, what a waste of beer.
But yeah, just dozens, great day. Yeah, it's a it's
the dream truck for Samy. It's all her favorite stuff. Yea,
all the light stuff. Make a little ultra bud Light
Natty Do you like Natty Light?

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
I mean I'll drink it in a pinch, I guess, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I don't think there is a beer that I won't drink.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
Yeah, I mean, I'm with Sammy. I'm a girly like that.
I love all the light beers. There's a one called
bud Light next, bud Light Next. Yeah, I drink that
all the time. And what's the what's the special? Is
it like a super calories low calorie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Zero carb they say zero carbs. Yeah, yeah, it has
a flavor. It does. Again, it's like kind of hard
to find coke zero.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
I mean again, I love flavor, but just I love
somews super light like basically water.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
So I mean for hardcore beer drinkers. They might not
like it, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Why Yeah, the hardcore beer drinkers are never going to
drink that. Now, that's for chicks. It's climate neutral. Oh
that's the reason I drink it. That's why I choose
a beer. I got diarrhea. My mouth is drying. A
wood show that is a bitch is a bitchs Me's

(01:05:52):
a bitch. And therefore, until further notice, they are all banned.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
I hate to wait.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
You walk, the way that you talk, I hate the
way that you dress. I hate the way that you sneak.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
If I catch flight, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Gonna beat the rate the Woody Show. And we're into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
It is Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Yay, it's August the twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. And
a good morning to you. I am Woody. That is great, gory,
good morning. Menace is here? What is that, Woody?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
There's a sea bash?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Yeah, boy, we've got Sammy phones are up at eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
So today is National Dog Day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Shout out to the dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
According to the Kennel Club.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
One way dogs show the cares by copying us when
we yawn. All they're contagious to dogs too early. So
I know somebody yawns around me. I immediately on absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Just talking about it. I'm trying to I know I'm
saying same.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
But I'm gonna do it anyway. Dogs who yawn in
response to their owners likely feel a stronger emotional connection
to them. I also saw there was a video this
woman who's a you know, vet slash dog expert, behavior expert,
and because like, my dog will come up to me
and she won't sit like facing me, she'll sit kind

(01:07:20):
of facing away from me. Mine does that, And they
said that as like a sign that they just completely
trust you. They completely trust you and love. Yeah, because
they got their their back to you and they're not
she's not standing, she's just sitting. Like I'll sit on
the couch and she'll come over and she'll sit, but
she'll be facing the same direction I am. I thought, oh,

(01:07:42):
she's watching TV with me.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
No, I thought maybe they were protecting you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
They're also doing that, that's all they So they completely
trust you and it's just their you know, protection instinct.

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
How many conversations did she have with dogs to figure
this out?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I don't know. Well, you talk to a lady who
has conversations with horses menace, that's true. I mean, that's
that's different. That's if you want, if you want to
check it out, just try yawning in front of your
dog and see if they respond.

Speaker 9 (01:08:05):
I also saw this thing where when your dog stretch
is right in front of you, they call it the
love stretch.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Is that that it is?

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Then I will mimic it while she does it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
I'll go like this and stretch arms out in front
of end. Yeah, exactly, stretch yeah, because the butt is
still like up in the air, right, they lower their
I say, yoga stretch. Yeah, downward dogs. Well that's a
big stretch for a little girl.

Speaker 17 (01:08:28):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
And I always ask your questions, are you the cutest?
Are you the sweetest? She's like, I certainly am. Yep,
you know it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Question how often does your dog sleep? Because I feel
my dogs are like cats. They sleep a lot. They sleep, yeah,
sleep a lot. Dogs sleep a lot. I forget what
the actual number is, but depending on the age of
the dog too. But even the younger dogs stay sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
They sleep a lot, a lot more than you think
cats have that because really, what else are you going
to do that reputation for sleeping twenty out of twenty
four hours of what, for instance, if.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
You're not on a walk or something, they're not going
to know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
What are they supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Entertain them?

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
In Texas?

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
Yeah, yeah, twelve to fourteen hours on average, larger breeds
up to eighteen hours.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Well, yeah, they're the best.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Yeah, I just know, like when I get home, she
might have been laying around all morning. Yeah, we're not
doing anything. But then I get home, and of course
she's all excited. She starts praying around with the toy
in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
She's just got to show you the toy. She's super
happy that I'm home.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
And then I, you know, do whatever I need to do,
and I'll talk to my wife for a couple of minutes,
and I go, right, baby, want to go take a nap,
And she like goes right the stairs. She knows who
that word is, she knows where we're going. She goes
because I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
I don't nap in my bedroom. I go to a
different room that's quieter. Yeah, in the house. But she
goes right to that spot. She knows you did a
baby nap.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
On the bed with no. No, dogs are not allot
on the bed in my house. Nowhere animals not a
lot on the furniture.

Speaker 8 (01:09:53):
On the floor. Which is so excited to see you
and be with you and come naps.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
She just wants to be in my general vicinity and
then get hair all.

Speaker 10 (01:10:00):
Over the bed and you're a monster.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
I will lay on the floor with her sometimes I
always sit there. Yeah, but yeah, no, no, no, no
animals on the beds. No animals on the furniture.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
I know where their feet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Live there they do. It's their home, right, they're also
they're also dogs.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
Let them participate in the home.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
But they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
But the furniture is not four dogs they have like, hey,
she's got she's got her own bed. In fact, we
have one for her downstairs like in the living room area,
and then we have one for her in our room
where she sleeps.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
That's an interesting take. But you know the dogs they
go where they want. Yeah, not in my house, not
in Greg's house.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
I told wild animals they're all over the place.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
They're domesticated animals.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
But yeah, let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
What's more, what's more likely they're wild animals or menaces, lazy, untrained,
and they're extremely untrained.

Speaker 9 (01:10:56):
Is it true that if you put a French bulldog
in a pool, it'll just sink.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Some of them? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
Some can't swim. Mine can't. I mean sure?

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Don't you have like like life vest for them?

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
I do, just because yeah, eventually they'll get gassed out, right, yeah,
and then they would sing to the pool. But god,
some can't swim at all.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I have a I have a Golden Retriever that's a
water dog. Oh yeah, and she wants nothing to do
with the pool, lucky, which is great because I got
some dogs. Man, as soon as you open the door
or whatever, they'll jump right in. That's the last wet dog,
the last thing I want to deal with. Like, do
you ever see that video where the woman's trying to
get the dog to come in and just keeps repeatedly
jumping into the pool. Stop, come on, this's go there,

(01:11:42):
all right, let's go No, come on, no more, just
keeps doing it over and over and over again. I'm
thankful for that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
My dog hates the pool.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
Yeah, God, my dogs don't like water at all. But
I just wanted to make sure they could absolutely get
out of a pool if they you know, find themselves
inside one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Yeah, you have to show them more where the steps are.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Yeah, all right. So for the topic, we've done this before.
We figured since you know, the whole National Dog Day
thing when it comes to your pets, not just dogs,
because we'll go pets in general. You love them, but
you wanted to kill them? What did they do? Every
dog owner has at least one story where you're like, oh,

(01:12:23):
if I didn't love you so much, i'd murder you
right now, Like you're so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
It goes away, It goes away fast.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Yeah, but man, in that moment, you're like, where's Michael
Vick when I need them?

Speaker 13 (01:12:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Wow, too soon?

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Yeah. Well anyway, so you love them, but you wanted
to kill them? What did they do? We got the
phones open for you right now, you can call in.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
Right all right, welcome back, great topic talking pets. You
love him, but you wanted to kill him?

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
What did they do? Eight seven seven that's eight seven
seven forty four. Wards, go right to the phones and
say hi to Vanessa, Hi morning.

Speaker 13 (01:13:21):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
All right, So what happened?

Speaker 13 (01:13:25):
Well, my puppy ate my prosthetic breast.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Oh, oh my god.

Speaker 13 (01:13:32):
Yeah, I HATI when I was in my thirties and
had a mistectomy, and I work from home, so like
a lot of the time, you know, I wouldn't wear it.
And I had a new puppy and I thought he
was being awfully quiet for a while, so I went
in to check on him.

Speaker 11 (01:13:47):
No, and he just had this goo all.

Speaker 13 (01:13:50):
Over his face and I'm like, what what is that?
And then I realized what it was and was like
absolutely horrified. It was just like all over him. He
had now just all over and I called the bat
because I thought, you know, it could be for him
to be eating less and the that just like couldn't
stop laughing, and they were like, I'm so sorry, it's

(01:14:12):
not funny, I know, but we don't know if it's poisonous.
So I had to call Veterinary poison Control and they
had to look it up. It turned out that it
was okay. They said, you just might have a tummy
ache for a day or two. But yeah, like five
to eight hundred dollars And I learned the hard way
your insurance does not cover it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
If you're not I will Vanessa, thank you so much
for the call. Appreciate this. The show agreed. Let's see,
let's go to Jeff. Hey, good morning, Jeff, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
How are you doing great?

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
So you love your pet, but you wanted to kill them?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
What did they do?

Speaker 11 (01:14:53):
All?

Speaker 17 (01:14:53):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Tona lab I'm a teacher, dog gets separation, anxiety, the
wife's on the road. I come home and the dog
has dropped a bomb on our one of those Oriental carpets,
you know that we all spend like five grand.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
On, which, by the way, you're still allowed to say
orient until when it comes to a carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Yeah, yeah, any other place that's inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Yeah, but yeah, go ahead, just checking, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Anyhow, I go there and I see this complete mess
because guess what I ate it the rumba. It created
a poop Picasso all over the living room.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Yeah. We've heard a number of those stars before.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Oh you know how long it took me to clean it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Yeah? Hours apparently, And apparently there's one of the newer
roombas has like some kind of like yeah, yeah, so
it's not going to like drag through vomit or you know,
pet mess like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
My wife goes throw the roombo away. I'm so anal.
I took the thing out. I hosed it off and
kept it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
It still works. Yeah, I don't know if I would
have kept that because I don't think how would you
get the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Yeah, I to our host, we did upgrade.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
I got one of the ones that senses it now.
But still just unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
All right, Jeff, thank you for the call. Appreciate you
listening to the Woody Show. Let's go to Craig Hey,
Good morning, Craig, Craig, good morning, good morning. All right,
So you love your pet, you really do, but you
wanted to kill them? What did they do?

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:16:19):
So my sophomore year of high school, us and all
the football guys got our first jobs and we're all
working moving furniture in a warehouse and finally get our
first check and everybody deposits theirs and I'm like, you
know what, I want to hold this cash in my hand,
you know, So I check it all out. We go
back to the house watching fight night, and we played
basketball before I take my wallet out of my pocket,
leave it on the counter, come back out. About two

(01:16:41):
hours later, I'm like, oh, shoot my wallet and my
dog ate all the cash that I just like, Yeah, yeah,
they didn't eat it, but they kind of just tore
it up everywhere, so it was done for you know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Yeah, so do you try to put something it back together?
I've heard that like as long as there's a certain
percentage fifty percent of a bill, like you could bring
it to like a bank and they'll exchange it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
Uh, you know what.

Speaker 16 (01:17:05):
I was too dumb to think of it. But I
wasn't very good at puzzles, so it wasn't really my thing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Yeah, all right, Craig, thanks for the call.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
I appreciate listening to the show. Yeah. Uh, man, I
mean that the dog has done a couple of things.
And I remember, like very early on because at the beginning,
you remember.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Yeah exactly, I said, they're not used to your home.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Yeah, but I said, you know, for the longest time
that we weren't getting a dog, And the reason was
because I didn't want the responsibility. I love dogs. I
think they're adorable, and I love hanging out and spending
time with them and whatever. I'm not opposed the idea
of having a dog. It was I didn't want the responsibility,
and so I made that deal with my wife and
my kids, like, this dog will not be my quote responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
And is it working?

Speaker 7 (01:17:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Who feeds the dog?

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Either my wife or the kids? I mean I will, like,
I'm not gonna let her starve just because it's not
my responsibility. Sure, but there's like, if let's just say
it was one of those situations where it's like she
had to go out. We didn't have a fence in
yard and it's raining outside. That was never gonna be me.
I'm never going out to take her out in the rain.
It's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
And that's that's the kind of stuff is like I
didn't want the responsibility, but we made that deal and
it all worked out. And a baby just the goodest
thing I've ever purchased in my wife. You're like a
celebrity parent. I know, so good. I don't have to
take anything.

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
Long I have to participate.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
But very early on, man, it's like man just kept
peeing the poop and I remember telling the kids. Will
still bring it up, is said that this dog craps
in my house one more time. She gone, I know
I drew that line. Fucked out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
My dog will won't poo or pee in the house,
but she vomits on the rugs. Speaking of vomiting, let's
say hi to Daniel. Good morning, Daniel, danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
Yo, yo, good morning, Good morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
What's up? Man? All right? So you love your pet,
but they did something you wanted to kill him?

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
Yeah? I do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
I love him.

Speaker 7 (01:18:55):
One night, it was late, it was early morning. It
was like, want it's in the morning. My dog was
trying to get out. I did not want to walk him,
so ID just like, you know what, I'm gonna let him.
We let him run around real quick. So we live
in a gated community, so I let him out real quick.
You know. He's doing his thing and I usually whistle
and he comes back to me. I tried whistling and
he wasn't coming back, and I was like, what's going on? Man?
So I go trying to find him. I get him,

(01:19:16):
check him out. Everything's cool, bring him inside, about to
lay down and go to sleep. Turn off the light.
Hop in the bed. I feel something gooey, just wet, nasty.
Turn around, dude, biggest pile of throw up ever. I
don't know he did the dumpster or something like three

(01:19:37):
like three comforters blankets, like almost hit the mattress right away.
He knew right away. He jumped in the corner and
just like looked at me shivering.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
And him and you didn't hear, because usually right before
a dog barsman, you get that thing and they don't.
That'll wake you up out of a dead sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
Yeah, it was a silent one. It was one man,
all loved.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
Up, all right, Daniel, thanks for the comment. I appreciate
you listening. I got Yeah, I got hit with a
silent bar. Remember I told you not too long ago,
I was holding my dog like a baby over.

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
My shoulder and it threw up on my back. But
remember the thing that I wanted to kill them is
like when I moved into that brand new house. We're
there for less than two days, and then the dogs
chewed up the railing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Right on the stairs. On the stairs.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Oh no, oh my god. And it took like a
year and a half to fix it. Six or five.
One says, when I first got my rottweiler, while I
was at work, he totally destroyed my brand new sectional couch. No,
not the sectional. Yeah. Now, Greg was out and he
saw this, this very nice sectional that was at the
furniture store, he said it to me, And just the

(01:20:45):
look of this sectional, depressed. Greg, let me show you
a picture of the mess, you know, I said, it
looks like, well, hold on, let me let me get
the text first and then and then I'll tell you
what I thought it looked like. Okay, all right, so
it's it's black leather, right. Oh yeah, there's cup holders
the whole thing. But it's got like a like a

(01:21:06):
crossed stitching across the back of each seat. And it
looks like to me, this is what you've seen the
back of a limo busy right.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
At a car wash, where it has like a massager
on it. Right, Yeah, picture a sectional that looks like that.
And Greg, he said, first of all, babe for thinking
to me. Well, and the cup holders and the blue
lights are.

Speaker 8 (01:21:29):
Something make it look like a strip underneath.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
It looks like something would be in an off road vehicle. Yeah,
he sent the Texas have you ever seen a more
hain and depressing couch? I said, yeah, it looks like
the back of a limo bus. He goes, it's so sad.
It's got a cup holder and built in speakers. Cheesy.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
I love the ground effects and so man, cave though,
that's not for your living.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
So if the dog ate that couch, Greg, it wouldn't
be that.

Speaker 9 (01:22:01):
Train the couch the dog to eat this couch. And
it was a floor model sale too.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Let's go to wes Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Good morning, west Hey, good morning, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
So what do you got man?

Speaker 11 (01:22:12):
Okay, So right now, currently my dog is because of
the heat and the allergies, really scratching and itching with
she chewed a couple of hot spots back there on
top of the tail.

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:22:24):
And so we had to put a cone around her, right,
and we got this ointment and all this stuff. Well,
I just so happened one time, just the other day,
I wake up with pink eye in both eyes and
I had eye drops and everything. And so anyways, I
come home from work the other day and find my dog.
Y'all talking about letting the dogs on the bed and

(01:22:45):
the furniture. Yes, I come home from work and she's
on my bed, cather cone off, she's been licking into
and she's got that hot spot nmsy oozy weeping tail
bullcrap on not just my bed, on my pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Dog.

Speaker 11 (01:23:02):
Here, I am walking around at a brand new job.
I just got for a week straight with pink guy
in bow fives Man dogs on the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Sounds like a dog needs look into.

Speaker 11 (01:23:15):
Yeah, and then and and then you know, you see
something like that happened and you wake up and you
are's gonna be like, oh what your pink I had?
You know, blah blah blah. I'm telling you it ain't good.

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
It sounds like you're uh, it's a dog ma a dog.

Speaker 11 (01:23:33):
Ain't nobody did chooting on my pillow man, that was
a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
West.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Thank you so much for listening the Woody show this
and appreciate it. We're number one of the nine oh three.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
You know, there's uh, there's somebody texting over saying that
their their dog ate a bunch of cat turds out
of the litter box, which they'll do dogs for whatever reason,
they love cat turds and they will eat them out
of the litter box anyway. And then uh, and then
they threw it all up all over the carpet. Do
you just have cats or you have dogs? Like, don't

(01:24:03):
have both? For whatever reason that the cats go through
all this trouble to bury it and the dog goes
in there like I wonder what that is like, what
is it about?

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Like treasure? But it's a cat then, But it's it's like,
you know how you can buy like chocolate that's been
rolled and nuts, yes, you know, but it's like, yeah, okay,
so there's a cat turned rolled in litter.

Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
Right, it looks like you're like, you're gonna eat that
like crushed peanuts on a piece of chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Right, Oh, it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Looks like one of those chocolate frosted donuts with the
peanuts on it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
That uh, yeah, the menace likes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Maybe that's what the dog likes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Yeah, all right, so here, let's take the break and
then i'll come back. I'll read you some of these
text messages that are coming in. Again, your pet, you
love them, but you wanted to kill them? What did
they do? Eight seven seven forty four text us over
to two two nine eighty seven to your feedback? Next,
hang on, show what exactly what is this? They show?

(01:25:08):
All right, saw our pet topic? Your pet? You love them,
you want to kill them? What did they do?

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
Eight seven seven Woody, that's eight seven seven forty for Woody.
Let's go to Pamela. Good morning, Pamela, Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
Pamela, good morning, Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Yeah, what did you pet do that you wanted to
kill him?

Speaker 17 (01:25:29):
So last year, my Siberian husky slater got dinnotes with
a couple of tumors. One of them was on the
base of his tail, so we would have to wrap
it with bandages and leave them with a plastic CONEA
went out to dinner with my boyfriend, came back home,
opened the door, noticed that the cone was just laying there,
and saw blood all over my entryway. Continued to search

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for him. Once I found them, he had ripped through
the bandages, chewed his tumor, and there was blood all
over my entryway, my dining room, my living room, my kitchen.
It was like a murder scene everywhere. Took hours to
clean up, and he was brown and red color with
the white, so all his fur was cover and blood.

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His mouth looked completely like he just killed something. This
was a nighttime, so we had to spend hours to
clean all that blood up, and we had to groom him,
and if anyone's ever groomed a husky, it takes a
couple of hours because it's a nighttime. I don't have
any groomors open.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
It was just horrible.

Speaker 17 (01:26:32):
Yeah, he actually did this a couple of times. He
lost it a year with that gloomer. So I finally
put down this year. But I wouldn't trade anything. I
loved my dog.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
And they do something like that and you want to
kill in that moment, you want to kill him, but
but you love me. Sorry about the loss of your
dog with thank you for listening to the show. Bye.
I mean that should bring you comfort. Yeah, you got us,
you know right. Let's go to Lauren. Hey morning, Lauren,
good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
How are you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
We're doing great? So you love your pet, but you
wanted to kill them? What did they do?

Speaker 17 (01:27:08):
Okay, So when.

Speaker 18 (01:27:09):
I first moved out of my parents' house, I had
this little twenty five pounds converse Daniel. I stepped out
of the door for just a moment to turn a
pot to a neighbors that I had borrowed, and he
hopped up on the back of the couch and dead
wolded me out of the apartment. Shoes, no keys, no phone,
no id, no nothing like that lizard was on my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Cool.

Speaker 18 (01:27:31):
I would love to the leasing office and pray they
remember who I was and let me back in. That's
funny and the most embarrassing part is that I'm a
dog trader.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Oh wow, hey you figured it out. Yeah, the door cool.
I got then learn how to use the dead ball there.
Thank you for the call, Laurie, appreciate listening to what
he show.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Price they let her in because a crazy woman walk
in with no shoes and a lizard.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Yeah. There was a video that I saw where it
was just like a home surveillance like inside can and
people were wondering, like what the hell happened to their cats?
And the cats got outside, but the cats were inside.
But the dog has a rope tied to the handle
of the door, so all they have to do is
grab it and pull it and it'll open the door. Right,
So the dog did that out and the cats went out,

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and then the dog pushed the door close. Cool. It's
like open the door, let the cats out, and then
push the door closed and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
There's left the mount there. Get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Yeah, that was pretty funny. Here's one says my dog
knocked over this industrial sized can of olive oil ate
as much as she could, got super sick, puked all
over the house, leaving oil stains on the couches, carpets, beds.
Oh Man, No, way of getting that out. It's over
my oil puke Polka dotted apartment says. I had a

(01:28:47):
chihuaba who took a huge dump on my pillow when
I came home to the room, I threw myself onto
the bed, not seeing the do dooo until my face
hit the pillow and smeared the poop all over my forehead.
Unforce says, My dog loves used tampons and pantyliners.

Speaker 8 (01:29:03):
Oh see, flush them, that's what I've been saying.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
No, if somebody else had hit us up, saying, they
went out in the yard. That's how they realized that
the dog was getting into the tampons, because there was
a bunch of pooped out tampons. Oh hum, all over
the place.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Don't you wrap them up?

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Our three legged kitten shredded the material on the underside
of the couch, making a hole so she can crawl
inside of the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Uh our passages. Why we can't have nice things? It's
not our kids, that's true. Four seven nine. I worked
on the road and a friend of mine worked with me.
He stayed in my camper with me, and my chihuahua
would pee on his chest when he slept outside the
house was getting a paint job. My dog stepped into

(01:29:44):
a tray of paint and then ran all around the
backyard concrete.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
No one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
I had spent months preparing and planting a vegetable garden,
only to see my puppies break in and eat everything
that was blooming. My dog broke the fence to my
chicken coop ended up killing thirteen baby chickens. I could
have killed her. Oh jeez, my dog chewed up my
beat's air pods. Oh God about my daughter. The first
edition fourth printing of the English version of Harry Potter

(01:30:12):
and the Philosopher's Stone for her college graduation president cost
me four thousand dollars. Yes, I took it out of
my safe to get something else, and my wife's German
shepherd puppy took it in seconds and tore it up.
Oh I didn't cry when my mom died. I did
cry when I saw the book. My sister's dog chewed

(01:30:33):
up my super sweet new blue jean sandals. I loved
that dog blue jeans sandals. Jack Russell that loved keeping
his head out of the car window. One day he
decided it would be cool to jump out of the
window while I was driving. I immediately pulled over, fearing
the worst. But then he came running me with his
head down. Hugged him and took him to the vet.
He was fine. The bill was that I could have

(01:30:53):
killed him.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Yeah, that happened with my grandmother's dog. It like jumped
out the window while we were driving us. Yeah, that's
all good.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Guys. Thank you for your for your calls and your
text messages. Appreciate that the universe has a way of
leading you to where you're supposed to be the moment
you're supposed to be there. The Woody Show. All right,
welcome back everybody. Hey, Monday morning. It is the Woody Show.

(01:31:21):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four Woody text us
over to two two nine eight seven. We've got the
birthdays coming up. Corner birthday, A couple of holidays for
today August to twenty sixth. It's a National dog Day.
Oh baby a baby. Yeah, it's what Ben's saying. Greg.

(01:31:41):
Greg was actually cute up on the wall. Greg was
actually pitching an idea to be able to bring his
pit bull in seabaths. Now what would you think of that?
Would you be calling hr as you have on other
employees who brought the dogs. That would be tough because
technically Greg could say, well, it's National Dog Day and
you're doing a segment on the show. Wasn't national dog
That would be massive.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Hr needs National Dog Week or every day?

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Well, you know I have in the office I printed
out whenever they sent out that email a few months
ago reminding employees about the no pet policy, I printed
it out and laminated it. I would hand it to Wow,
I would hand it to Greg and say, perhaps you
forgot mister Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
I would say no, I just never saw it, never
saw it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
I mean, we could also test out on the show
since the dog is here, like one of those police
dog What is it like the suits that you put on?

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Greg's dogs a little automatically?

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Attack?

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Is a National cherry popsicle Day and National toilet paper Day?
Oh an actual, Uh, it's a National Web Mistress Day.
That crazy breakdancer chick from Australia house her pie ray gun.

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
She now has a talent agent.

Speaker 8 (01:32:57):
Really, what do you what's her talent?

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
A parent break dance thousand thousand percent. She will be
on some version of Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 6 (01:33:04):
Oh yeah, and she'll be in some dumb Super Bowl commercial?

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Aren't they currently casting? Are about to announce the cast
of Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
Right, But like, but that's every country has its own version,
so she might probably could do the US or the
Canadian version, but I'm definitely Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
A couple of things that I love Kate Beckhamsale. She
posted some new selfies on social media showing off her
new Barbie pink hairstyle.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
I don't like it, Greg, do you what do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:33:29):
I don't hate it? I mean on her it looks great.
Normally you would see that kind of hair on some I.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Would ask if she's going through something emotionally, but she's
always going through If you follow her on Instagram, which
I used.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
To good un followed Kate too crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:33:45):
Because it's cute.

Speaker 10 (01:33:46):
It's like, if you're dyeing your hair that color, you're
most likely going through something.

Speaker 8 (01:33:50):
If it's not like that all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
Subtle enough that it looks good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Yeah, well that's the thing too.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
With pink, you can never it never improves your look,
like blonde hair can improve your look.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
But like the pink blue, it's true, it's the best.
It's a side step. Check out the trailer for season
two of Frasier Something Else Than Love. Yeah, that's gonna
be back on September nineteenth on Paramount plus Meg The
Stallion's gonna host the VMAs. Four new performers have been
added to the lineup. He got Benson Boone, Halsey, Lenny Kravitz,
and Lisa whoever the hell that is? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
What's a Lisa?

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Lisa? Lisa Lisa?

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Those are happening on September the eleventh. I know there's
a mic out there. Yeah, that's is it a K
pop thing? Jelly Roll probably toured for years before he
got famous, so when hotels dot Com asked him to
sit down and talk about all the different hotel experiences
he's had over the years, he had plenty to share.
He says, quote, we were so broke that we would
sleep in our van outside of like a Hampton Inn.

(01:34:45):
And then when they did the whole Continental breakfast thing
in the morning, we wake up and then walk in
and we just walk by the front desk and lie
saying like all right, man, I'll see you in the
room in a second.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I'm gonna grab a muffin.

Speaker 6 (01:34:57):
Yeah, yeah, buddy. And I used to do that all
the time when we're unemployed. Yeah, and it totally worked
because I would have old hotel keys. Yeah, I would
just hold them in my hand. And dude, we met
so many people like pilots, engineers and stuff. And the
one that we would go to would have free beer.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
But the one pancake.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
No, no, it was a little more higher end.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Holiday and Express has those and his pro tou touch
pancake maker for jelly roll is if you are going
to steal hotel breakfasts, it helps you go in through
the side or back door, so if you can get
in because that way it looks like you're coming from
your room.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Dolly Parton was once asked to give some words of
advice for a successful marriage, and uh, Dolly, pardon man,
she's fun. Here's what she had to say. Stay gone as.

Speaker 12 (01:35:41):
Much as you can.

Speaker 8 (01:35:44):
I've been there for sixty years.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
I've been home at forty five of those.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
Yeah, just stay on the road, stay gone. I thought
that was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Do you see by the way juvenile speak of the
traveling a juvenile the wrapper. He stormed off of a
flight they tried to downgrade his seat from first class
to co He's like, not, you're not gonna disrespect me
that way. I guess they had changed planes. They had
changed aircraft, and so it became like one of those
things where they had to balance people out. So there's
a lot of people travelers, business and stuff like that

(01:36:11):
were saying, oh, yeah, that happens a lot. He was
just questioning, like, why did you pick me out? And
he played the I'm a celebrity. Listen, they tried to
take me off the first clans.

Speaker 9 (01:36:20):
Where are you trying to put him at?

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
They did say you're gonna fly the luggage. They said,
you're gonna put me in like there's a lot of
people in coach. I just like and coach, Oh no,
you're not putting me in.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
No, coach, you're not putting me in code.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
I'm a celebrity. I'm telling percussions. I'm gonna get off.
I'm gonna get off the plane. I'm not gonna lit
y'all disrespecting me like that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:52):
I'm not gonna lex.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
Y'all shooze me out all the people on the plane
and disrespecting me.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
So I'm gonna get off the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
No, no, no, I'm gonna get off the plane.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Was live streaming the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
And then as he's doing, you know, as he's saying
all this, he's getting his bag and he's peacefully getting
off the plane.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
So I'll give him that he didn't like sit there
and refuse to leave. If he got moved, who would
take his seat?

Speaker 14 (01:37:10):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:37:11):
Those were his seat?

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
That's that's some people are questioning what because he never
showed on this live stream, he never showed a boarding
pass that may have been on his phone whatever ort.

Speaker 9 (01:37:22):
But yeah, I don't mean like, if you're going to
move him to the coach, then somebody's gonna be sitting
where he was.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Supposed to be saying, right, yeah, something's nary.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
That happens a lot, or sometimes they fly that seat empty,
but if somebody paid a first class fare, I can't imagine. Yeah,
would they do that because you're not a flight that's
not full, And they do it for weights and balances.
They'll move somebody from this side of it so that
seat stays empty, and they moved them like to the
right side of the plane as opposed to the left
side where they were, or there's too many people in
the front, they'll put some people in the bag. It's

(01:37:51):
weights and balances. I've seen it happen. I've been on
some of those flights. I was on a flight the
other night.

Speaker 6 (01:37:55):
It was forty people in there. Yeah, and so they
had to spread everybody out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Yeah, so there you go. It happens eight seven, seven
forty four. What he texts us over to two to
nine eighty seven. Do let's see what's happening in the
birthdays today, go show shiver. Okay, we're gonna it's Shiversday.
We're gonna sit bea She's like, it's Shiversday, and you
know we don't do birthday all right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
Starting with the celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Happy birthday to Macaulay Culkin, who's forty four today. Wow,
the very funny Melissa McCarthy, Mike and Molly Bridesmaids.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
She's funny man.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
She's fifty four. The lead singer for the band Garbage,
Shirley Manson, she's fifty eight today.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
You got Kekey Palmer who's thirty one. Mike Coulter, he
is Luke Cage, she's forty eight. Adrian Young from No Doubt,
the drummer for No Doubt, it's fifty five. And Chris
Burke Quirky from life goes on. Shout out to Quirky.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
He's gotta be in his fifties by now, right. Uh
see he is fifty nine yearsyears old.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Whoa, yeah, you made it fifty Yeah, your porn old
birthday today is Adria Ray and sure mondays suck, but
today's birthday, girl, she sucked even harder.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Ye did in a whopping six hundred and eighty eight
fine films, including Learn to Swallow Volume one. She was
in Alone with my boyfriend's pervy roommate for Sam. You
might like this one cheerleader. Adria inserts her pom poms.

Speaker 10 (01:39:28):
Oh, okay, I guess, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Well, yeah they have a hand.

Speaker 8 (01:39:33):
I will old school ones have a handle.

Speaker 13 (01:39:34):
On the end?

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Okay, okay, that answered my question. I was wondering, like
how one might do that, But okay, I like that anymore.
She was in Squirting Sex Parties Volume two, and who
can forget her unforgettable role in It's Not Gay if
a Girl does It. Nope, truth, that's Adria Ray, who
is twenty eight years old today. And that's your porn

(01:39:55):
a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that's a Monday morning.
Look at what's happening in the world of entertainment here
on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll get some more Woodies Show next, Hang on more next.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Maybe they'll hurt each other in the hallway running for
the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (01:40:09):
Maybe the Woody Show Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Time to wrap up, everybody, Yi Mondays checked off the lists.
We got the full show podcast that's waiting for you
if you go to the woodieshow dot com. Weekend Cheers
and jeers that was on the show this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:40:30):
I hope you had a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
We recapped all that plus all the big trending news headlines.
We talked a little little lion, some white lies, little
lies that you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Tell your spouse. Yeah, and why and why why?

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Also the last minute request for the week that we're
gonna be out over Labor Day. Man, I think this
is gonna be awesome. Agree, Just a list of stuff
that you guys came up with. And we even had
people on the text are saying like, I don't usually
look forward to you guys being on vacation, but I'm
actually please go look here.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
It's gonna be all on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
But thanks for all your work with the request that
the deadline is already cut off because we need to
get finalized on all that stuff exactly here we are
the last week before that all happens. So get the
full show podcast. Just go to thewoodyshow dot com. It's
coming up for you tomorrow, Mother f and Raccoon News yep.

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And a Tuesday takeover. This is where we hand the
reins over to a particular person on the show. And
somebody who had an idea for a Tuesday takeover is
Morgan and she's got a new game that she wants
to play with us. Well, I don't think we've played
this game before, but Morgan'll have that for her Tuesday takeover.
That plus whatever you got on the after hours voicemail,
leave it for us. You listen to the podcast. You

(01:41:44):
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you like to add No, no, Greg Gory party words
of wodsom please.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
Yeah, we have to accept that we will never get
enough credit for not acting as insane as we really are.
I think about all the restraint we have to do
every day, Like we don't get credit for all the
things we don't say. Oh, okay, thoughts we don't have,
you know, the thoughts we don't share. Yeh, good for us,
you know, good for us for the restraint I told you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
I have that whole idea of like, once I'm done
working for like this company, I go to like retire.
I'm just out there on my own, don't to worry
about like advertisers or working for a company. My whole
idea is I want to do a show basically like
you think you hate me?

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Now ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just wait exactly, wait
till we could speak freely. Right until then, until right,
we'll take the credit.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
You have no idea how much credit are singing? You
think I don't bite my tongue now right? Yeah, you
just wait till it's unbidden.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much.
Give it a wood show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love it to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
SMD double M.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
I quit this bitch.