The Woody Show August 27th 2024 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?
Listen to this question.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Ay, good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It is Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It is August the twenty seventh, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome,
it's uh let's see Woody, Greg Hi Mannace Hi, I,
Spy Sea Bass, Jean Cartnarks himself. Which, by the way,
later on this week we'll have a new round of
card Arcs. There's Sammy, Bort and Caroline. They are here
in the Woodies Show production department. We have Morgan, she

(01:11):
is our associate producer, Von our video producer. And then you,
of course, you always have a home here on the
Woody Show. A chance to call on to be part
of anything you'd like to topic, contest whatever. That might
be the best way to do it would be to
call in eight seven seven forty four Woody, or you
can always send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Coming up for you today, We've got

(01:32):
some mother f and Raccoon news, also a Tuesday takeover.
Morgan found a game that she thought we might have
some fun with. Again we've never played on the show before,
so we'll give that a try. Some of the trending
news headlines, we'll have some of the entertainment news birthdays,
Parno birthday. That'll bey this hour here on the Woody Show.
Let's see a couple of things for you here. Did

(01:55):
you know? Did you know? Probably not, that's Sammy or
whatever reason. Because we did a photo shoot here yesterday.
We had to take new pictures of the show. Yeah, nervous.
I don't know why Greg feels so weird about it.
It's so awkward because Greg's a pretty person. Like honestly,

(02:17):
like if I was Greg, I would I would take
pictures all the times, kind of like you say, if
you had a big penis, you'd walk around no pants on.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's a fact.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I would love it if people took my picture, Greg, Greg,
I know you hate this, but I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
But when I walked in this morning, you know, we
have all the cameras up in our office, and you're
sitting in the studio by yourself, and you and you
had your shirt and button looking exactly like Zod. Oh yeah, yeah, dude,
if you put it side by side.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Photo, if you remember General Zod Superman too, I think
it was. Yeah, so like Terence Stamp was the actor. Anyway,
he's he's standing there looking straight ahead and he had
like a black kind of rope thing on. But the
way it came down to have like a deep yeah,
the way my shirt Yeah, because Greg was wearing a
black button down shirt and it was opened up, so
it's like it was kind of showing off his chest. Yeah,

(03:08):
super devouse, like you were you Joeing? No, but he goes,
oh my god, he does look like Zo.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
He looks like Zo Cap Yeah, No, we're good by side.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Sammy walked in yesterday. The first thing she did was
she plopped down this giant bag. It looked like she
was going out of town for a week. What the
hell is that? And she goes, well, we have those
photos today.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, And I'm like, I forgot to ask you yesterday.
What is all in that bag?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, in the bag was a hair dryer and a
curling iron.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Your hair, Yeah, but I needed to wet it again
to then reblow dry it so that it doesn't look
like greasy and stuff, and then put dry shampoo in my hair,
dry shampoo, hair spray, make.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Up, Like wait, wait, wait, so did you shower. Do
you shower in the morning, No, I shower at night? Okay,
shower at night, yes, okay, but like you still like
you've you shower within a reasonable amount of hours.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
So well, left on my hair and then I sat
with headphones on for eight hours and then I'm just
going to go do a photo shoot and just be like,
oh great.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Internal stuff. No one's ever going to see.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Still, that's a fair point, but it also goes to
the point of why would we schedule this after a
full eight or ten hour work day.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
When are we supposed to do it?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
You know, it's noon on a weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh yeah, that's what I want to come back and
noon on a weekend, so you're nice and rested.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
And tired.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay. Anyway, so just not or just not doing have
a I do it, hair dryer, make curling iron. This
is a giant bag.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Also, right, So then also I have to change my wardrobe,
and so I brought two different options with which also
the two different options would require two different.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Types of shoes. So then those are two different shoes
in there.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Because I was like waiting to see what everyone else
was wearing, because nobody wanted to coordinate but I don't
want to wear sting.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
This is a Christmas card. Yeah, I mean, and you
know what we would wear in advance that we always wear.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
I know.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Well, both of my options were included black.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I'm wearing the same thing that I wear on any
other day pretty much. The only thing I changed was
I wore a different pair of jeans.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Oh, your fancy jeans.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, no, I'm saying it's like that otherwise, Otherwise I
would have war those like jogger shorts that I bought
from Old Navy.

Speaker 9 (05:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, like their dumpy, like fifteen dollars shorts coming in
here in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
That's the only difference.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
See, well, I brought two options because I had jeans
with the black T shirt and then a skirt with
a black top. So I would wear the skirt, but
I didn't want to be next to all you guys
if you're all looking super casual and then it's like, oh,
what's this girl doing in a skirt? But that's what
I would wear. It would be comfortable in. But then
I bought jeans and a black shirt just to like.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Fit into you know guys. It's a good thing that
Sammy doesn't overthink.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, for sure, she was prepared.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
One of the first questions was, are we gonna have
somebody here doing hair and makeup? Like for who what?
They might do that for the other radio stations. Yeah,
they did it previous radio but even the other stations
in our bone building they.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Have you know, they'll have somebody brought in to do that.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, and for like fashion and stuff. Oh yeah, sure,
it's like, yeah, we're good. Some what he showed.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Did you know a recent study found engineers should make
roads more narrow to reduce car crashes, And I was
reading more about it, and after I was done with that,
it made sense to me. In a twelve foot wide
lane on a thirty mile per hour road, you are
fifty percent more likely to get into an accident than
in a tighter nine foot lane. Really think about it,

(06:37):
and the more I read about they do this stuff
strategically because when the lane is more narrow, you're paying
more attention because the lanes narrow, and you know, you
don't have that much more room for error. Like we
were going through a construction area and they have those
like concrete barriers. There's no shoulder, it's just you're right
up against that thing. It makes me nervous, right, But
people are paying more attention, and so if they're paying

(06:59):
more attention, it's makes sense there'll be fewer accidents. It
feels like I have no control.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
No control.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, it feels like I don't know, like any slight
hair movement that I'm gonna just crash into this side of.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
The But you're paying more attention than if you have
like these big wide Remember on Seinfeld? What was the Seinfeld?
Were he and was it Newman?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Luck or well you Kramer and the luxury? He adopted
a luxury or less adopted a mile. So therefore he
thought he could do whatever he wanted to that miles.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yes, he was.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Gonna have nice, comfortable wide lanes. He goes out there
with a paint brush and Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
When Milton Bradley invented the board game Life, one of
the possible outcomes was suicide in the original game. Yeah,
it's a good family game. You know, if you've ever
wondered how Lego's got their name, it turns out the
founders from Denmark, and the name comes from the Danish
phrase leg gaut g o d t, which translatesfg to play.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, let's that and go, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Let go.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
The California role was created in the late seventies by
a chef at a restaurant in California taxas Nope, Vancouver,
British Columbia. Weir He says it became the California role
because its contents of crab and avocado were abbreviated to Ca.
So everyone just started calling it the California role. They
just assume that meant California instead of crab and avocado. Interesting,

(08:24):
although anytime they put anything on a menu now they
call it California saladary because it's got avocado on it.
The winner of the first Indianapolis five hundred back in
nineteen eleven, Oh, had an average speed of just under
seventy five miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh lookout.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
This year's winner averaged one hundred and sixty eight miles
an hour.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
She's sweet.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Did you know that you're supposed to change condoms during sex?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
During what he showed? Did you know? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
They recommend slapping on a fresh one if you last
more than thirty minutes, which, hey, who doesn't. That much
friction can wear them down to make them more likely
to break. So if you've been going at it for
more than a half hour, they say, grab a new
one and then carry on. Just continue okay, okay, yeah sure,
maybe like everything all together, like the warm up and

(09:15):
then the thing going back and forth and back and
forth for thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, she's and you have whiskey.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, yeah, she's not digging it. You're not digging it.
At that point you're all gassed out.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah. They don't want to last that long.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I would show did you know if you got hiccups?
According to this heart surgeon in Georgia, Jeremy London, he says,
if you can't stop hiccupping, the secret is lemon juice.
So you drop a little lemon or lime juice in
the back of your throat and I guess it stops
it immediately.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Just drop it in. He says.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It resets things by stimulating your vagus nerve. So the
sudden sensory input distracts your body for a split second.
And that's the part. What does it?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
So I thought your vagus nerve was in your butt.
You can like pass out if you push too much.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I have heard something. Is that true?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, audio nerm tea he said that. Yeah, people push
too much king Google, you want to like the vagus nerve?
Look that up, Broqua is the vagus nerve in your
throat or your butt or maybe it starts in your
throat goes to your butt.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's a tenth cranial nerve located on each side of
the body, running from the brain to the large intestine.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh so there you go, well both yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
So it's kind of like how Route one goes all
the way from like Maine all the way to Florida,
you know, or or I five goes from Miami to No.
It goes from like all the way from like San
Diego all the way.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Up you know, to like Washington.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I was thinking of fifteen. Oh right, right, right fifteen. Yeah, sure,
let's see one more. What the show?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Did you know?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
On average, people produce an average of zero point two
eight pounds of poop per day per day, yeah, or
around one hundred pounds a year. So, Greg, I don't
know how much good you're doing, Like weighing yourselde at
four and after it, After Greg, you're losing one hundred
pounds a year.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Wait eight, yeah, it seems insanely small.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, I know, it's a.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Quarter pounds of poop. Dude, I'm losing like three pounds
a day, So you produce an average of zero point
to eight pounds of poop per day hundred pounds of
baby Is this I don't know. Yeah, I don't know
them is just the numbers. I don't look, I don't.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I mean sometimes if you do the pre poop weight
and then the post poop weight, yeah you're down. I
think it would be more. Yeah, and it's not.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, maybe it's like because not people the way that
we eat, you know, maybe on a like when you
take everybody in, like there's people who eat like us,
they produce like giant elephant turns. And then there's people
who you know, eat barely anything like Greg, Like Greg,
how big are your poops these days? Between cottage cheese
and you're half a sweet potato that you're eating on
a day?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Is that all you eat? I know, you have dinner
or sometimes like yesterday, I think I just skipped dinner altogether. Yeah,
and yeah, I definitely don't have to go.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Huh all right, Yeah, So like Greg's I like some
mini like rabbit poop a little turtlets. So yeah, on average,
there you point two eight pounds per day, one hundred
pounds per year, great way to lose weight. Phones are
open one, you're not seeing that.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
No, I'm saying that the average poop weighs about a
quarter to a pound, and so they and you may
be poop several times a day. So yeah, that's it's
a misleading stead they'd be lying.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
So it's not per day, it's per poop, right, it's
per okay, so per per Are people pooping once per day?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I thought that was people.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I thought it was like on average people poop once
a day.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I would think at minimum once.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'm on a once a day schedule, like
maybe twice. They're saying, like, you want to make sure
you're regular, right, like each day around the same time, right,
if you're not, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Whatever, it's not.

Speaker 9 (12:45):
It's poop all day.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, it's not ten pounds that Greg is hoping.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
I know.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
This says there's no normal number and that it's between
three times a day and three times a week.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh ah, right, it's way too little.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Seven three times a week. We still fall into the
headline of normal. Yeah, not concerning okay, interesting, all right?
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Speaker 3 (13:48):
What's good everybody? My name is Woody.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
That is Greg Gory Menace. It's our social media director.
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(14:11):
good stuff coming up for you here this hour, Bud Menace.
There's a particular reason for you to be the most
excited of all the girls.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
All right.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, that's because we got some mother f and raccoon news.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
So yeah, so we do a Tuesday Takeover today with
Morgan a little bit later on the show. But the
Tuesday Takeover that Menace did years ago, he's been like,
oh dude, we should do a whole segment where it's
just nothing but stories about raccoons. Yeah, and we all
looked at it.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I'm like, what what what.

Speaker 12 (14:43):
Like?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Okay, man, that sounds like a good idea.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Little buddy, and it exploded. But Menace did it for
his Tuesday Takeover and people liked it. So every once
in a while we do some raccoon news.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
And of course we have MENACE's official actual coonskin cap.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh yeah, you can have.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
I forgot about that, Sammy.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
This is, by the way, for real dead raccoon also
face yea, yeah, I hate it still has the uh,
it still has the face whisker of everything. Yeah, people
stay warm in the days.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Why do you want people to freeze it death?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
All right, we'll start raccoon news with You may have
seen this.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
The only thing that can make soccer entertaining is what raccoons.
This was the New York Philadelphia match in Philly and
a raccoon burst on the scene.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Here's the call from Apple TV. A raccoon has found
itself on the fo.

Speaker 13 (15:36):
Hello.

Speaker 14 (15:37):
Much of the delights of money home funds. Of course,
the game has to be shoved momentarily.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I'd like to see the heat map here. Yeah, oh my,
what a show off.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Oh wowoon, so I really enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, that right that he's British, British. And then the
color commentators a little.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
That is good.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
So the raccoon's on the on the field or the
pitches they insisted podcasting running around, they got, you know,
trash cans out, they got some time to kill.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
So let's go back to our announcers.

Speaker 14 (16:09):
We need to taunt him a bull because he's moving.
Joy Will in essential midfield.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh wow, this is just incredible. Scenes.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Wow what.

Speaker 14 (16:19):
I don't think I've ever seen anything caught as bizarre
as this, particularly given the amount of time he's remained
on the field as well.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
This is how you clear out a party. Thank you.

Speaker 14 (16:30):
Entertainment of its own kind, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
You thought messy matches had pitch invaders?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, hold on, is that that's not like a streamer
watching the game putting in his own commentor guy the
British guys, the leader. Yeah, he sounds like a professional broadcaster.
You know, you don't have to be Bill Burr up there.
But yeah, so wow, what a scene. You're supposed to.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Be the color guy.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
You're supposed to be the guy who has like the
really good stuff to say that's on Apple.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
Well look it's I don't who watches soccer, who watches
Apple TV?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
But you would think Apple has a couple of bucks.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Very raccoon.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
They've called him Recco, like like like Roaldino.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, Ronaldo, Yeah, famous player Raaldino.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Actually definitely some soccer fans you are They finally catch Rakkeueno.

Speaker 14 (17:23):
There's three or four of people around him and stroll.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
The raccoon goes on. There's marvelous entertainments. At what point
are we just rooting for him?

Speaker 14 (17:30):
Jerry Nelly, go away, cool raccoon, Jerry Nelly, go to
what you can get out Ton Hutson.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
They got in. They call the raccoon.

Speaker 14 (17:40):
Tell me and my je like Soca, would you find
this sort of entertainments?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I did not have that in my match notes coming
into this one. Oh my god, is there a version
where I commute the other.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Guys in the Raccoon News.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
Well, man, it's said, you know, he just started noticing
raccoon news popping up everywhere. It was in the culture,
in the ether. You know what, He's exactly right because
Inside Edition, yes, my favorite, they published a story that
was just, hey, raccoons are getting into dumpsters. It wasn't like, hey,
we found like for the soccer match, like, oh, this
one thing happened.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Here's a story. They're just like, in general, people be
talking about raccoons. Yeah, dumpsters. Let's see how Inside Edition
handled the issue.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
What in the.

Speaker 12 (18:21):
World imagine opening your dumpster and a pack of raccoons
is staring back at you.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Raccoons can't get enough of dumpsters.

Speaker 12 (18:32):
Social media is flooded with people who've gone out to
empty the trash only to discover what's being called dumpster bandits.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I love that voiceover guy. Yeah, now, okay, so there was.
He seems to be the star of most of the
clips that we end up covered from Inside Edition.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Put him on the Apple TV. So that's right.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Yeah, So they're going through as you heard a bunch
of different clips of people finding dumpster bandits. They say,
the one thing you don't do is when you when
you open up, you don't stick your hand in there
and try to grab one.

Speaker 12 (19:03):
But if you step in to lend a helping hand,
be careful because the raccoon's probably been in there for
a while. It wants to get out real bad.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
So if they told you just to put it like
a piece of wood in there, do something sensible, make
it a ramp, let it leave it.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
At alone, it will win its way eventually. Oh wow,
what in the world in the horrible But if.

Speaker 12 (19:29):
You step in to lend a helping hand, be careful.
Video What in the world that brings us?

Speaker 7 (19:40):
That reaction from that raccoon brings us to our next
clip Raccoon where a dad has got his toddler out
on the front porch. She's getting the kid ready to
go in a stroller for a little walk around the neighborhood.
Classic stuff. Well, the dad's back is turned and what
crawls up his leg but a raccoon. So he he's
got the kid in his hands. The kid gets tossed

(20:00):
into the grass. Deals with the raccoon, all right, raccoon
and the kids crying because the dad.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
This is the second clip now, and are we saying
it wrong? Is it raccoon or raccoon? It's raccoon. I
think some people just say that to be cute. This
guy is clearly in panic mode. Raccoon even but even
the first guy the a raccoon, has a raccoon, he's
British raccoon.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
It's raccoon.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
Rac is also popular, all right, So this is how
not to handle a raccoon. But this next clip the opposite,
how actually to handle a raccoon. This is from a

(20:59):
guy on TikTok. He was by the name Northern Redneck fourteen.
He and his daughter were somewhere I don't know where,
but there was like a juvenile raccoon in the in
the yard and the daughter was holding it. Because when
you we have a young girl, you want her to
touch raccoons. Of course, yeah, teacher, that that's the right thing.
And it reminds me of what his game. Why they
cry and where the dad says, hey, we got to
go now, and the daughter does not like that.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
What do you have, Rocky.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Does we can't playing back down.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
No, do wind you?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah? Yeah, raccoon sounds so cute.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, it sounds like yes, yeah, hey, speaking of little
kids crying. I sent this to Greg because it's pretty funny.
This girl. You could tell what kind of house she
lives in just by what she's crying about. Here, listen
to this, like, what what's wrong that?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
What?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Daddy called her a democrat? I thought no first, because
thank God for the subtitles. I didn't know what the
hell she's talking about?

Speaker 9 (22:44):
Are you serious, daddy?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
One hand, that is cute, the other hand, that sucks
that she lived in a household where That.

Speaker 9 (22:52):
Was my first thought.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Such a bad word that was?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
That was my first thought. Pretty racco would also be
raccoon news.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Another girl who's love in love with raccoons, caring for
raccoons a little older. This is a high school senia senior,
I should say, in Cambridge, Wisconsin, and the news showed
up to do a report on her, and I'll have
them tell you who she is.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
He's pretty chill, like, he's very very calm.

Speaker 15 (23:18):
That's Sophia Cemon describing the found lying on the road.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Sophia semen fortunate name for anybody. Really, he's pretty chill like.

Speaker 8 (23:29):
He's very very calm.

Speaker 15 (23:31):
That's Sophia Cemon describing the raccoon she found lying on
the road.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Spell.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
I mean, you would change your name, right, you'd have
to write because it's not like it's a slang term
that goes away. It's a medical term I mean, and
it's a m O N.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
In her case. There's a company called Semens right still,
y Semens is one thing. Semen straight up? Seamen.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Odd.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
She's going to hear that from the rest already, h
has been here again, I'm sure. Oh yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Let's continue with Sophia.

Speaker 7 (23:59):
She actually got this little dug in off the ground
that she saw wandering around. There's a channel three thousand,
that's what they called themselves in Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Wow, so many choices.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
A place called Burger three thousand, okay, and Andre three thousand.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
So now listen to them. They're doing a report on
her how she found this raccoons. Norsan get back to help,
but listen to them nark out, little Sophia Seaman.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Well, just off the top, guys, this is not legal
to do.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
The Wisconsin DNR has many regulations prohibiting this kind of activity. Nevertheless,
we just had to meet up with Sophia to see
the furry creature and find out what her plans.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Are for it. It's a rescue raccoon.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
I was kind of walking outside and there was this
car and it kind of stopped.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Sophia Simon recaused the moment she since named Marcott. He
was just huddled in the middle of the road.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I went to Walmart and I get basically electrolyte water
and then kitten replacement formula.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
No, you did moment some as opposed to Sophia Seemen.
He's pretty chill like, he's very very calm.

Speaker 15 (25:07):
Oh, that's Sophia Seman describing the raccoon she found lying
on the road.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Could be a birthday.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, absolutely, Well there's your Raccoon News.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
She wants a d and she's going to get one.
The Wide Show, all.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Right, going from Raccoon News to some of the trending
news headlines. Give this story about Mariah Carey. So said,
that's really sad. Yeah, so if you don't know, you
hadn't heard anything about this. Mariah Carey says that her
mom and her older sister both passed away over the
weekend on the same day.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
No no word on how, but Mariah says that she
feels blessed that she was able to spend the last
week with her mom before she died.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
The the sister was at the strange sister that she
always had, was it.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Her comment was interesting because it was like how much
she loved her mom and she was so glad she
got to spend time with her.

Speaker 9 (26:05):
Oh when her sister.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Died too on the same day.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
It was nothing affectionate about her. It just was like
a comment that happened.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
They've always had issues. But I'm sure the sister was
affected by the mother's death, right.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, of course, even if you're a strange I think
it's still going to be.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Still a big bummer.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, you know very much.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
It's something like that passes away. It's a sister, sibling.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Now what's more tragic that or Red Lobster closing more
locations as they're working their way through chapter eleven bankruptcy.
They've announced another twenty three locations are going to be
permanently closed by the end of August, making for more
than one hundred and twenty locations that have closed just
this year. That you filed for bankruptcy back in May.
But they still operate about five hundred locations nationwide. Really, yeah,

(26:51):
they had the list of all the all the locations.
Oh really, We're gonna have to look it up. Yeah,
because nothing that affects you.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
I try to go and I told you I walked
in and it was so dirty. Oh yeah, I walked out.
I was like, I can't eat here, and it sucks
because I want to support Red Lobster. I love it,
even though I got kicked out once for drinking too
many long islands.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
But look that happened. It was my fault.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, it happens.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Emergency crews in Hawaii, they are still working to restore
power and serving the damage after that hurricane hit the
Big Island and dumped over a foot of rain across
portions of the island, up to eighteen inches in some areas. Meanwhile,
there's a second hurricane, Hurricane Gilma, which is a Category
two storm. It's about twelve hundred miles off the coast

(27:38):
the east of Hilo, Hawaii, and it's expected to bring
a heavy winds and thunderstorms as early as tonight into
Wednesday morning.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
That bitch, Gilma yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, history is made yesterday when the catcher for the
Blue Jays, Danny Jensen is his name, didn't just play
for both teams in the same game, which is a
first in Major League Baseball history, but he played in
the same inning. Yeah, for two different teams. Crazy, I
don't know this story.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
So back on six he was a catcher for the
Blue Jays against the Red Sox, but the game was
suspended due to weather. It's like the top of the
second inning, and so this Danny. He was up a
bat at the time when they called the game, and
the game finally resumed last night, but by last night
Danny had been traded to Boston. Weird it was behind

(28:28):
the plate for the Red Sox when the game restarted,
which was technically catching for his own at bats.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh my god, that was a trap, isn't that weird? Yeah?
I love that?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, yeah, there is something from the follow upnews dot
com department. Do you remember that girl in New Jersey
who jumped the fence to the zoo to put the tiger? Yes, well,
the cops he figured out who she was and she's
been charged with trespassing and general misconduct. But it turns out.
She also tried getting into a bear enclosure. Alright, so

(29:00):
it's like an addiction. Yeah, what an idiot, weirdo. Taco
Bell says that some of their locations are ditching breakfast.
Really yeah, company muckety muck says, quote, Taco Bell is
constantly evolving our menu to better serve our franchisees, team members,
and fans. And so what they did is they gave
the franchisees a choice to streamline their menus by opting

(29:21):
out of breakfast in order to have some flexibility and
focus on, you know, what's driving their growth. But so far,
only a small minority of franchisees have taken them up
on the deal. And they did mention that all the
company owned locations, they're all keeping breakfast.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Like I get it, because I do love a Taco
Bell breakfast, but sometimes their locations are too close to
other breakfast spots where you think top of mind more
than Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
But a contrap though, I mean that is the gift
from Jesus.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
But are so good.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, we got some news here that Uber they announced
they're going to start using Chevy bolt driving cars like
these self driving cars, and they're hoping to have them
all ready to go by next year. They used to
have a partnership with Volvo back in twenty sixteen, but
they pulled the ripcord on that in twenty eighteen after
one of the cars hitting killed that woman in Arizona.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I remember that was a big story. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
The person that was in the car that was supposed
to be watching it was they were on their cell phone.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, we'll cost Volvo all that partnership money.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
And a related story, the hot new thing for parents
in San Francisco is to send your kid to school
in a self driving car. No, so they use Weaimo
and a lot of kids are getting WAMO allowances each month.
And the parents say that sending their kids and self
driving Weaimo makes them feel much more comfortable than sending
them in an Uber or a lyft or how about
you bring your kid to school?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Nah? No, that I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
I wouldn't feel comfortable putting my kid in a self
driving car.

Speaker 9 (30:46):
No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
My son uses Uber for Teens, which they have It's
called Uber for Teens.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
The Uber has a a version which is fourteens.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Really, Oh yeah, it's really cool. Yeah, so you sign
him up. That's what we did. He's fifteen, so we
sign him up. He's got it on his phone. I
see everything, so when he requests a ride, everything goes
right to me and to his mother. Yea, All the
drivers that pick up kids have a five star rating,
and I forget, like I forget twenty thousand rides or
something like that, and a five star rating. After twenty

(31:17):
thousand rides, you obviously get to see exactly where they
are at all times. And I can drop in on
his phone and I can listen to the conversation that's
happening in the car through his phone.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Damn awesome. Have you ever used that feature?

Speaker 8 (31:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, do you.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Have to pay more?

Speaker 8 (31:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I mean I would wonder why the driver would want
to do it. I wonder if the driver gets paid more,
because like, why would I want to deal with some teenagers?
You know, what's the incentive?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Why deal with drunk adults? Why deal with I mean,
adults are just as stupid as the kids can be.
But teenagers suck?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Agreed, I have one suck.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
You have one, and I have another one who thinks
she's one, right, I get it. I wonder if there
is an incentive that we don't know about.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, but these Waymo cars in the city of San Francisco,
how fast could they really be going? I wouldn't be worried.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
There's second grid locker exactly.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
It's trafficky. I don't know, I mean a city. I'm
not trying to be like a helicopter parent. But at
the same time, it's like, it's still weird to put
your kid in any car that you're not, you know,
in control of.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I think as a passenger, I would be learly weary
of that.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
But put them in something that doesn't even have a driver.
It's awesome, is it.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, it just seems like it would not slow down
in time or nah, come too close to the car
in front of it.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
It's crazy, like the interface because you see like everything
that is tracking and it seems like it's shooting like
fifty thousand lasers sitting like all different directions.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
It's got that stupid thing on the on the roof
of the car. Yeah, like that turning things on the back.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Of the I'm telling you, like, if you look at it,
they Yeah, it's just like it's tracking everything and you know,
like a real driver, you know, all they is what
what's in front of them?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
It's like three sixty.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
It's seeing everything. I don't know why. But the other
day I was at the grocery store and in the
parking lot I saw a Google Maps car with one
of those big things in the room, and I kind
of got geeked out.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I'm like, oh you did, yeah, like you saw a celebrity.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, I'm like, that's the Google Maps car. I thought
it was so cool.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Dude, this is crazy. Ask the guy driving how cool
it is in the Hampton So, like the Hampton's is
like crazy right now. It's like the Vegas of the
East Coast because everyone I don't know, it's the ves
of the East. Media what's becoming super trendy.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
I know it's always been trended to be in the Hamptons,
but it like it's like od now because of social media.
So another thing that's happening is there's like basically no
cell service in the Hamptons.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It sucks, right.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
So the people that you know are millionaires and billionaires.
What they're doing is they're buying these extra antennas to
put on top of their cars. So they have like
hundreds of thousand dollars worth a car, right, and then
like this thing, a giant antenna that they're putting on
the top so they can get cell service, and it
pretty much looks like a Google Maps car.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's so dumb. Why wouldn't the cell phone companies just
put like another tower exactly because you know, because everyone's
all crazy about towers and the Hamptons, they like, they
don't want you'd rather put one on your car and
drive what I'm saying you got. The world is saying
you got a two hundred thousand dollars car and you
got this stupid to look it up, it looks so dumb.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
That's so funny. Yeah, that's so old timey.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I know here we got we got a professional show
for a chauffeur and party bus driver five six two.
Driving for drunk adults is way worse than driving.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
For kids or teens.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I can imagine.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Agree.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Forty four is the phone number if you'd like to
call him, be part of the show, or like our
nice chauffeur just did you can text over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
Because you think you have it all figured out, the next.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Thing you know, you live another twenty years.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
La la la la la ah.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Do you guys want to hear something completely pathetic? Sure,
it's a crazy stat for you. And unfortunately, I know
people at least a couple of people personally who are
like this. Okay, half of workers under the age of
thirty five say that they would quit a job before

(35:29):
having to work with people whose political stances differed from theirs.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Oh my god. Yeah, we do know people like that.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Of employees that's even more aged eighteen to thirty four
would walk out over political differences in the workplace. I mean,
we've heard about people cutting off family and friends over it.
Oh yeah, but now people are willing to leave a paycheck.
Mental health experts say this is not good. It's a

(35:58):
major red flag. People who feel that way and who
allow politics to become all encompassing are not healthy people.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
No kidding.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
God.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Here's a quote from the article. What this demonstrates is
a remarkable disregard for other viewpoints and a total lack
of curiosity about how others think and why they believe
what they do. Well, and that's a dangerous and that's
dangerous for a diverse democracy like ours.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Right, because the two sides can't speak to one another
with that name calling, yelling we.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Know somebody hadn't seen his sister and uh like years
years because the husband was a Donald Trump supporter, and
he's like, I'm not going so it doesn't see his niece.
You know, Mike the showkiller, we've told that story. I
thought you were going to say this name. No, no, because
I was trying to remember, like, no, I know we

(36:51):
did talk about that, didn't We have him on the
air about that, Yes, I mean asked him like, dude,
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Why are you cutting off.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Your sister because you disagree politically with the husband that's
your sister.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
And here's an idea, just don't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I have another family member, and this one we haven't outed,
but we have. I got another family member who there
was something when these wildfires were raging, and they were
talking about and this is back when Trump was in
office or what, and he was saying about how it's
because like forest management is an issue because we're not
clearing brush, we're not doing controlled burns and trying to

(37:26):
do things that would mitigate some of the risk for
that and whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
And so.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Anyway, he's in a conversation with another family member and
this family member was like mocking that idea of being stupid,
which you talk to anybody who's in you know, forest management, whatever,
it's it's not a wild idea that they used to
do that for a long time. They stopped for whatever reason. Money.
I don't I don't know enough about it to really
speak on too much. But the point is over this

(37:55):
dumb disagreement because this other family member was laughing saying.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Oh, was stupid.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, because that's gonna prevent Well, they don't talk anymore.
And they were super close. This was this was an
uncle nephew situation, and this uncle had such a vested
interest in his nephew and they were super close for
so long and they haven't talked over.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
This in years, over.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Over this whole thing that well, that's what it was.
But it went back to, oh, you're mocking my guy.
You're mocking you're you're mocking something that my guy mentioned.

Speaker 12 (38:34):
You know.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
It just it's so dump.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
So there's an example from both sides, one from somebod
who can't stand the husband because he's a Trump supporter,
and the other one a Trump supporter who can't stand
that somebody mocks his boy.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
These people like they're affecting their lives, But do they
realize that they have zero effect on any of this
stuff to be obsessed with it constantly, like yeah, okay,
you're gonna vote and then that's it. But like, really,
do you really really have an effect on any of
this kind of stuff on a daily basis. I just

(39:09):
think when it comes to the government and how things
are run, I just see such a sad stat.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
It is back to that thing that stat with thirty
five and under people would quit over half differing politics.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Half of workers under the age of thirty five say
they would quit a job before having to work with
people whose political stance is different from theirs.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
See, I go through life just assuming everybody's politics are
different than mine, and that's why I don't talk about it.
You see.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
That's an addiction though.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
I mean, that's the definition if you're willing to give
up your livelihood of how you're going to live because
of a viewpoint.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
No jobs, of no family, no friends, all.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Because give up your whole life for a viewpoint.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Sorry, I can't pay the rent this month, but you
know I quit.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
You know what gambling Cold Star for years. Jack disagrees
held it down three one sevens is a lot of
my family, my or just don't interact or talk at
all anymore for the same reason, and I had to
sneak away to talk to them.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
There was just a post. I think it was.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Billy Baldwin, who used to be really tight with RFK Junior,
and he made this big, long post on social media
about how it was like no more, he's no longer
a part of and he like and so all these
people in the comments are like, good for you, and
and other people like, don't you realize how sad this is.
This is a person who said that you were neighbors with,
and you were friends with, and your kids played together,
and you you know, were inspired by him for so

(40:31):
long and his speeches and just because he's now you know,
aligning himself with in this case Trump, therefore all that
stuff is out the window. Wow, you know, but there
are other people like, you know, like you said, good
for you, and you're doing the right thing, and it's like, dude, really,
like this is a long standing personal relationship that you're

(40:51):
willing to throw away over a political disagreement.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Over people who don't know who you are. Yeah, it's
just said, and don't care about it said.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
And if somebody doesn't want to talk to me because
you know we differ on a political opinion, I guess
so be it. But you know that's not what I want.
There's plenty of people who I disagree with. I would
love that because that just shows me your personality, and
that's not a personality I want to be around.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
A Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
It's Tuesday morning.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's August to twenty seventh, twenty twenty four, and we
thank you for being here and giving us.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Some of your time this morning. My name is Woody.
That's Greg Gore. He good morning. Right, there's menace.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
What is up, Woody? We've gone sea bass. Sammy is here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can set us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Well,
this woman in Tampa, she runs this animal rescue with
her mom, and they've been trying to find the right

(41:59):
person to adopt this two year old pug. He's got
special needs. His name is Blue Louie. He got hit
by a car a while back and he's still happy
and he's full of life, but he's got this special
wheelchair thing to get around. Yeah. So this woman wanted
to adopt him, but they determined that she just wouldn't
be a good fit for Blueye, so they turned her down. Well,

(42:22):
this chick flips out. Okay, she goes out to her car,
gets a gun, cocks it, puts to the back of
the animal rescue lady's head. Oh my god, and here
she is, the animal rescue lady, not the nut job
with the gun. To tell us what happened from there,
She puts.

Speaker 13 (42:41):
The gun to the back of my head. Here makes
me crouch, and then she moved it to my temple.
That's where I got the cut. I don't know what
was on her gun. That's why I started just screaming
a bunch and hopes that someone would come out. And
my lovely neighbor came out and saw her with my
mom and then ran in her house to call nine
one one next time, saying I knew I hear her
cocking a gun. In like the span of three to

(43:03):
four seconds, I had the gun to the back of
my head, to my temple.

Speaker 9 (43:07):
And then when she before she walked off. She pushed
it off my forehead.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Wow. Yeah, interesting because she thought she's probably not a
good fit, and she was totally right. She's a psycho. Yeah,
it's like they saw something, realized that she wasn't a
proper owner.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Maybe there was indicators. Well this is going to change
their mind.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Watch this. I'm gonna go get my gun. Now, I'll
get the dog.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
The cops they were called, and when they tracked this
crazy bitch down, you know, now she's got to answer
to all that stuff, all of couse, you didn't get
a dog. Another animal rescue news, a kitten was saved
by some employees of the car wash. They found the
orange and white tabby in the turbo blaster section of
the wash, drenched, shaken, but okay. They think that he

(43:52):
might have been hiding up inside somebody's car and then
the turbo blasters flushed him out.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Oh wow, he's fine.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
But yeah, the employee brought him to the office, dried
them off, and then the Humane Society took him in.
They've named him Turbo Rents. Oh nice, Yeah, that's a
that's that's the cat's name, Turbo Rents.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
You ever go to one of those car washes, that
doesn't even have the brushes. It just spits down the
soap and it.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Flex they don't do a thing.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I don't think that's anybody on earth.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I think they're effective.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, I've gone through a number of those to the
point rob surprised. I'm like, wow, for a touchless car wash,
this actually did a really good job. Really, I don't
like it as much as the ones where you.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Know, actually is and all that. Yeah, and then they
hand dry it. I think none of those things work.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, but just for like a quick of your cars,
like super dirty, yeah, just not to get it like
perfectly clean, but just like a pinch is a quick thing.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
If I want like a deep cleaning, I will stop
a place that does it professionally.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
But I'll just go through the rints all the time. Yeah, yeah,
just for like something quick. Yeah, I guess you can't
have on site like that'll do. That'll do a good
job for like there's like bird poo or something. Yeah,
just stuck on there and you don't have like the
the amount of time that you're gonna need because some
of those places take so long.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
The worst wait and wait, you're there all day.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
It's a movie on Netflix. We've got a Tuesday takeover
coming up. Morgan is going to do the Tuesday Takeover.
And she found this game that she thinks that we
would enjoy, all right, which we'll find out. It's called
the Dirty mind Game. I mean, just by title alone,
I think she's onto something. The Dirty mins Game mind Game.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah, she knows she.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Found it somewhere. She's gonna bring it in. We'll we'll
try playing it. We'll see if you guys like, if
you like it, maybe we can bring it back. If
you don't like it, this would be one and done.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
If you want to call in eight seven, seven forty
four Woodie, feel free to text us over to two
to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Will be right back.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
This is the show. Well, it's time for the Tuesday
takeover Noise, and it's Morgan this time around. She she
found a game and she thought this game might be
something that we enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Let's play again.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:10):
First of all, the name caught me because it's called
the Dirty Minds Game. Yeah, and I'm like, that kind
of describes everyone.

Speaker 9 (46:16):
In this room.

Speaker 16 (46:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:17):
Absolutely, And it's called the World's Cleanest dirty Game. Okay,
So basically I have a couple of sentences that I'm
going to say, and they're kind of dirty sentences on
their own. But you have to guess what word or
thing I'm describing. The word is not dirty or object
whatever it may be.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
That's a given. Can you give us an example.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
Sure, I'll give you an example. Let's see. So when
I get real wet.

Speaker 10 (46:39):
You should get me off, okay, all right, or you
can use your toes to get me off.

Speaker 9 (46:44):
I come in pairs, socks close. It's true, Sue, but
you get the idea.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
That was hot.

Speaker 9 (46:52):
Yeah that was a little four play.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
So for Morgan's Tuesday, take every worry with like a
target kind of thing is where you can find like
the party games and yeah I saw this on Amazon.

Speaker 9 (47:03):
Okay, it was in like my Explore page one days.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, oh yeah, you know how they target you.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
All right, Well, here we are.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Choice.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
We have to choose.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
What I don't like.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
So, like, do we we ring it?

Speaker 14 (47:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (47:27):
Just say your name maybe, or we could do the
fun thing where you guys have to make animal noise.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Ib we just write down that was funky, like listeners
all write down and then we can all say what
we well, we came up all right, yeah, all right,
dirty minds game. First one is first word.

Speaker 10 (47:44):
I can handle twelve men at once. If I'm hung,
you can do it again. A woman can sit on me.
My box, got it? Like, yeah, my box can hold
a dozen members, oh geez, and pleading with me can
get you off.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Okay, I think I got it.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah yeah, we're all separate things. This is one thing,
the one for the one thing I wrote down like seventh,
so good, just just go through one more time, Okay,
go through it.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
I can handle twelve minute once.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (48:25):
If I'm hung, you can do it again.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
Women can sit on me, My box can hold a
dozen members, and pleading with me can get y'all.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Okay, I think I got it. I think I got it,
all right. Menace came up with first Yeah, what did
you write down?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
You want me to write it down?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
All yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I just oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
It was bust, then jury, then egg Carton and then judge.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
What'd you write down, sammy jury?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
See mine was in there jury jury, jury. Yeah all right,
Jerry Jurry, all right, nice, all right, next one.

Speaker 10 (48:59):
This one, let's get a little harder here. I can
keep your posts erect. You can use me to fill
your big crack. After you get me hard, I can
last forever. I'm much stronger with the rod shoved inside
of me, all right, And you could lay some pipe

(49:20):
inside of me if you want it as well.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
All right.

Speaker 10 (49:24):
Now that I'm saying this, I'm like, these are bad
audio clips for me to be reading.

Speaker 9 (49:28):
Someone else want to read them?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
That's good?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Long list, just not. I just wrote down one thing
this time? Would you write down cocking?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Cocking?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I didn't write down that's wrong because cocking doesn't really
get hard. Yeah it does, eventually, it firms up, but
it's like its crack.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
It does.

Speaker 9 (49:47):
You see those holes with the water?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Did anybody else not write down concrete?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I put cement cement.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
That's the same thing, right, It says concrete colc menace?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Would not you don't put posts inside colk. Yeah, you
can't put your rod. Yeah, well that's what I picked,
all right? Dirty minds?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Game?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Got two points? That's good.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
What's the next one?

Speaker 9 (50:11):
Next one?

Speaker 10 (50:11):
I come in waves. If I'm big enough, you'll feel
me inside of you. It can sometimes hurt when I
come in your ear if I'm really big. The neighbors
might complain, and hard banging can make me even bigger.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
M god, that's it. Okay, that's more difficult. I got it.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Can you do it again?

Speaker 9 (50:33):
Yeah? Sure? I come in waves.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (50:35):
If I'm big enough, you'll feel me inside of you.
It can sometimes hurt if I come in your ear.
If I'm really big, the neighbors might complain, and hard
banging can make me even bigger.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Is throwing me off?

Speaker 8 (50:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I don't even have a guess for this one.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I initially just put water in that case, right down,
all seven things? Yeah, all right.

Speaker 9 (50:59):
Anyone can complain. It's not neighbor specific.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, but like, why wud the neighbors complain about? Is
it a sound waves? Yeah? Sound, that's the answer.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Sound I put loud music.

Speaker 9 (51:09):
Well it's noise on.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
All right, Okay, I'm the id that one.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Alright.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Alright, you know she's working audio in the medium. Yeah
all right, Uh, dirty minds game? Next one?

Speaker 10 (51:23):
All right, you have to pay someone to get on me.
I could give you a trojan. I don't really get
that one, but whatever, Without protection, you could catch something
nasty from me. You're not happy when I go down
on you, and I allow you to have intercourse with strangers.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Intercourse?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Really?

Speaker 15 (51:44):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (51:45):
Are you also known as sex?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
You sure not?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Discourse?

Speaker 9 (51:50):
Okay, good points.

Speaker 10 (51:54):
Incourse says intercourse, but technically it would make more sense
of it, said discourse.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Okay, But on the card that he says, all right, okay,
can you read them again?

Speaker 12 (52:02):
Please?

Speaker 10 (52:03):
On the CARDI says intercourse, you have to pay someone
to get on me. Okay, I could give you a
trojan without protection. You could catch something nasty from me.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I had it until then, But go ahead.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
You're not happy when I go down on you?

Speaker 10 (52:16):
That makes sense, and I allow you to have intercourse
or discourse with strangers.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
While we're on the topic, intercourse is actually it's been sexualized,
which is a good point of this game. Actually, huh,
we talk about sexual intercourse. What actual intercourse is just
what what she's saying, communication or dealing between individuals or groups.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
But we we hyper sexualize in these days sexually sort
of Joba the hut that Joba the hut down.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I put down two things, a horse or a motorcycle. Yeah,
I rode horse.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
Really know those are all wrong? Really condom them? Mary
grand No, it's the internet.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Internet.

Speaker 10 (53:00):
Everybody yeah, Trojan. Yeah, pay someone to get on the internet.
I don't get the trojan on.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
The trojans Trojan horse. So like you you accept something
or download whatever something, right, and then inside of that
is the actual buyers that jacks up your computer. That's
what Greg does all the times. Yeah, the first computers
go to the first one. Pay somebody get on me.
I'd be horse, Yeah, trojan, I figured horse. The third
one is what threw me off, like maybe horses and

(53:26):
what it is.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Yeah, I thought, yeah, you paid a ride one.

Speaker 10 (53:28):
Yeah, that was without protection you could catch something nasty
from you.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I was like, I didn't understand that one.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Also, you don't want the horse to go down like
for you know, true, Yeah, because you get thrown off
the merry go round.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
And then well the key one is I allow you
to have, you know, intercourse with strangers.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, you can talk to people in the ring a
man Yeah, yeah, motorcycle. I felt so good about everything
in those first two two points through out the bad
and the last two sucked. The one all right, Tuesday takeover.
It's Morgan in this dirty minds game.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:59):
On another one, ye, yes, please all right, even if
I'm small, I can handle a threesome. Some people are
not capable of getting me erected. It's okay to fall
asleep when you're inside of me, got it. After you
get me up, you should tie me down, and when
it starts to get wet, you should come on inside.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Yeah, all right, you know what I'm saying. Oh, I think.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
We're gonna want to hear MENACE's answer first and then Sammy's.
Maybe Johnny Weird, these are not people or the flamboyant
figure skater. Yeah, how about how about you give him
the to clues one more time. Attention, man, close your
eyes and focus.

Speaker 10 (54:38):
All right, all right, even if I'm small, I can
handle a threesome.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (54:43):
Some people are not capable of getting me erect It's
okay to fall asleep if you're inside of me. After
you get me up, you should tie me down, and
when it starts to get wet, you should come inside
of me.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Oh what you have before, Johnny Weir?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
But now I have tent tent?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, sam down, She's still.

Speaker 9 (55:04):
Writing bunk bed, which is I mean, it's not.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Because inside what's inside the bunk bed?

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Well, like when you go to the bottom bunk, the
bottom bunk.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Well, I couldn't remember all the clues before that.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
I wrote down shower when you said the getting my thing,
and then when you said them, I was like, okay.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Greg, yeah, tent nice boy. Three. So let's do one
more Tuesday takeover. It's the dirty minds game, Morgan.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
What's the what are the clues?

Speaker 10 (55:33):
Let's see, I sit on your face. Sometimes there's hair
that grows around me. You're happy when I come. You
have to use your lips to do me, and I'm
stuck between your cheeks.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
All right, one more time more?

Speaker 9 (55:50):
All Right?

Speaker 10 (55:51):
I sit on your face. Sometimes there's hair growing around me.
You're happy when I come. You have to use your
lips to do me, and I'm stuck between your cheeks.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
See.

Speaker 9 (56:04):
I thought this won't be.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Easy at first.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
I have a guess.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
At first I was gonna say lips because like hair
around could be hair around between your cheeks.

Speaker 9 (56:13):
You're on the right track.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Teeth nor you'd be happy when I come.

Speaker 9 (56:18):
That's also I've never used teeth standing bounding factor.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah, yeah, coming, God, Johnny Weir, Hut job of the hut. God,
I'm really lost in this one. Uh Men, what did
you write down? Nothing? Glasses.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
It's my first sit on the face.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
First thing I thought it was glasses exactly.

Speaker 9 (56:52):
No, you're in the vicinity. Well, yeah, what am I
doing right now?

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Brian Boyd? Smile, yeah, smile, smile, that smile comes.

Speaker 9 (57:05):
Oh, come on, I sit on your face.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (57:07):
Sometimes there's hair that grows around me. Men or thirty women.
You're happy when I come. That's the part this night,
happy when I come, Like, what does that mean?

Speaker 9 (57:15):
When there's a smile on your face? That means you're happy?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
But that's a stupid card.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Somebody smiling it makes you happy.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
But no one ever says, oh a smile. A smile came, Yeah,
a smile? Yeah, I mean yeah, you just get rid
of that car.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Okay, and I refuse to end on that one.

Speaker 10 (57:33):
Yeah, okay, I got a quick one.

Speaker 9 (57:36):
This will be Capone had a short one. The Beaver
had a long one.

Speaker 10 (57:41):
Bono does not use his Miss Potter's was hairy and
John Silver's was long.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
That's easy, got it? What was the last wand what
what explain?

Speaker 9 (57:56):
I love the confidence.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I thought it was a Wiener joke.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
Last one is John Silver was long from the top. Okay.

Speaker 10 (58:02):
Capone had a short one. The beaver had a long one.
Bono doesn't use his. Miss Potters was Harry, and John
Silver's was long.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Oh is it a tail? No, John, no ponytail?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Beaver tail?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (58:18):
John Silver did have a ponytail.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
What was the John Silver?

Speaker 9 (58:23):
Quick clue? John Silver's was long?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Okay, yeah, yeah, oh John Silver. That should be the
altar restaurant. Hush puppy, that should be this little cracklings.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Yeah, you got any guess?

Speaker 11 (58:41):
Beard?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
You want to tell you guys? Beard's a good Yeah,
but like Bonald doesn't use his, you shave it a guess?
Do you know what?

Speaker 8 (58:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Greg, you want to throw your guest in before I
tell everyone.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
A restaurants?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Correct answer his first name?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (58:57):
Correct?

Speaker 10 (58:58):
Long?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
John Silver? Yeah, al capone two letters? Bono of course,
no use his first name? Oh wow, yeah, the beber one.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
I don't get what was Bono's name in real life?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Well, either's long?

Speaker 9 (59:11):
What was the one about the it says the beaver
had a long one?

Speaker 7 (59:15):
Oh yeah, leave it to beaver. Oh wow, talk about
a pull from s.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
W. There we go.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
That's how you play the Dirty Mines game. So what
you guys think?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
I like it?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I like it. I think I think it's fun. On
the text, what do you think these Tuesday takeovers? Like
people just have an idea they want to try on
the show. We try it out and then you guys,
if you like it, we can we can bring it
back at some other point in time.

Speaker 9 (59:42):
Yeah, I did rip up that one.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Quick wouldn't be that one going back a nice fine? Yeah,
I read take a quick break. We got some more
monies show for you.

Speaker 16 (59:51):
Next, hang on, you made it then just in time
the show we are back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Oh right, and we got the phones open eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie, you can't hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eighty seven. You're
gonna feel really bad for this guy, much like we
feel really bad for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Sammy and how she can't gain l.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Shucks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
There's a guy in the UK.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
He's claiming to have the world's largest penis h and
he is sharing the challenges of his fourteen point two
inch member.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Oh my god, that is the dream.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Though, Well that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
It's such a guy thing to do, to be like, hey,
you measure me, I'm the biggest in the world. I mean,
you would have to have every guy line up to
be measured to even know that he's this big.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
He says that his large size makes it hard to
maintain blood flow and causes lightheadedness. He's even tried medications
to reduce his size, which ironically has had the opposite effect.
He says finding appropriately sized clothing is another struggle, requiring
him to buy larger sizes and to customize his underwear.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
Huh wow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
It's also led us some bizarre requests, from being asked
to clean houses naked to receiving propositions linked to fetishes
it make them fortune. Not all of it has been bad.
He has landed a few dates, but he's forty years old.
He's got no interest in using his fame on things
like OnlyFans, which why not?

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
I know, I hate money.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
But he is going to release a book next year,
a book called A Long Story Life with one of
the World's Largest Penises, because that's what people want. A
book where he plans to share more about the downside
of living with an extra large penis aka snoozefast.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
I see the sympathy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Yeah, but there's like, there's been guys out there that
claim that their members that big, but they'll never show it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
They'll like it'll be covered up, you know. So that's why. Yeah,
because I want confirmation.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Here do you want to?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I mean, I don't know if you can see it,
you want to look at his name is Matt Barr
b A R R.

Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
Okay, so there are pictures of it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
He's just not going to do only fans or anything
like that, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
That's what we're googling. Yeah, it'd be really cool for
the book, you know, like a center spread, like you
open up the book and like when you open it
up from left to right, it's just his Yeah, like
actual size.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Okay, see now we're talking. Now you're going to sell
some books.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Not a good looking dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Well that's why the penis.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I know, God gave him that gift.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Want confirmation though, Yeah, yeah, Matt send us a photo.
Yeah it is what he showed well from the Dirty
Minds game, which a lot of people in the text
seem to really enjoy and thank you for that was
really fun all all the feedback when.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
It started, I thought this is way too easy and
then not hot, but yeah it's really hard.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Yeah, like a Dirty Mindes game was fun while driving
to work, have a good one Donna in Dallas. Donna
also shout out to Jan it's his birthday today is
thirty six birthday. A nice job, Morgan. Love the game
set one four, fun game, bring it back, love it Yeah.
A lot of cool stuff this game and that voice.

(01:03:26):
I'm an electrician, fit five foot ten and a homeowner.
Is Morgan interested in a blind date?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Too short?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Five head is way too short for Morgan.

Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
Yeah, five shorter than me. I'm like five and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, so sorry dog, Yeah, sorry, old man.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, you got a job, a job
in your stable, na and a home.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Let's go from dirty mines to dirty people. This wedding
photographer in Minnesota got busted. He's facing charges after he
filmed a bride naked while she was getting ready in
her bridal suite.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
He set up a hidden camera recorded her in her underwear.
She had her boobs out the whole thing, and police
were able to identify the bride who watched the footage
and then confirmed, yeah, that was me. The wedding was
back in twenty twenty, and the only reason they found
out about this is because the photographer's wife turned him in. Oh,
she gave him a thun drive that I guess had

(01:04:22):
this video plus a mother even more sexually explicit stuff
on it. So he's going to be in court next week.
Website's still up, though, says here promises to provide timeless.
He had captivating photos and videos that will do justice
to your uniquely perfect love star. It is timeless. And also, guys,
I'm sorry to report, but there is a creeper dolphin.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
In the news.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
There aways news. It's a lonely and sexually frustrated dolphin
who has been attacking swimmers in Japan. There's your Oh there,
it is fin. This is a bottlenose dolphin and so
far he's attacked eighteen people and at least six of
those people have been injured. One swimmer ended up with
broken ribs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
One kid had to get twenty stitches on his finger.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Now, some experts think the dolphins might have been ostracized
from its own community and just seeking alternative companionship, but
others think he's just horny. Oh okay, bottle of those
dolphins have sexual frustrations and the desire to dominate, and
that can lead to injuring people that they interact with.
Oh my god, he about this a lot when people
swim with dolphins. I want to go to this place.

(01:05:30):
There's a hilton on the Big Island where you can
swim with them and waste my water. But dude, I
hear about dolphins like humping people all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
You've never swim with dolphins?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Nod. We've done it a number of times. It's fun.
They're cool. They're the dogs of the ocean. Yeah, they
really are. They act like dogs. They're like really, they're
social like dogs.

Speaker 9 (01:05:50):
They're like dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
They can hump like dogs. Come on, let's go do it, right.
And when you're with them, are they like shockingly big?
They seem like they wouldn't be that big, but then
if you're right up with it, it would be.

Speaker 8 (01:06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
I mean I've been close. They're sweet. They're really sweet.
I mean, you know, Seaman's got raped by a dolphin.

Speaker 8 (01:06:08):
Sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
They're sweet until they try to drown you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
But see, like literally.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I'm saying, like, you know, you're always trying to slam,
so it probably got got that kind of like energy
from you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
It was a female dolphin, and she thought they best
they could say, she thought I was messing with its
child because they had both even though I was not
I was not outside of the group. I was not messing.
I was not poking the blowhole. You I think, like
what he said, I had the energy because I turned around.
It's right on top of you. Because they'll do this thing. Well,
they we were kind of semi open water. It was
fenced off and it was like twelve to fifteen feet storkling,

(01:06:41):
and so they said, well, you know, get some seaweed
and throw it out and the dolphin will come play
fetch and they did that fantastic cool that. I turned
around and it's right in front of me and it's
trying to bite me. Oh no, it's like, hey, I'm
a dolphin.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
It was probably turned on by your muscle, that's yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
The musk got in the water right like a shark
and smell blood from the right. Luckily it was toward
my flippers and I did. I was able to kind
of kick at it to keep and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Then wow, that just makes it horny or dude. Like
the fight.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I tried to fly down the trainers who were like, hey,
what's what's going on over here? Yeah, they're all smoking weed.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Wam.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
It came by tail whipped me in the back. Wow, damn,
she never had that great experience. I didn't try to
get humped. Yeah, they didn't think I was trying to
mess with their babies. It was It was fun. And
they're they're really sensual.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
They were, they were.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Really sweet, not even joking. I have been kissed by whales,
like the small whales. Yeah, yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 13 (01:07:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Oh yeah, they'll give you kisses too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Yeah. Need you a little tricksy your.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Baby Moreoody shows coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
You better make her as ugly as she was in
real life. She looked like a foot. She was so unattracted.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
She looks like Joe Peshy Woody Show, right, Hoody Hoody
hoy Show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
And we are into another new hour.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
He's Sensitivity Training for a politically correct World.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Tuesday morning. It is August to twenty seventh, twenty twenty four.
I'm Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
That's Greg goreg Hi Woody. There's menace?

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
What is that? Boddy Sea Bass is here? We out here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
We got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What you're gonna need that number because later on this
hour we're gonna be playing the Greig's List. Price is right?
We a little dumb ass contest action for you love it. Yeah,
so we're gonna do that. You can send us a
text over to two to ninety seven. Oh, that's a
good idea. To find us and follow us on social media.
At the Woodie Show, it's always the show after the show,

(01:08:41):
says an email email at the woodieshow dot com. So
plenty of ways to be a part of things. So
Greg says he's finally got something that he's been saying
he was going to get, and he's got a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Review for it. I finally did it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
I have plenty of these things on my to do list,
whether it's a by the Smoker, flight lessons, yeah, no,
lose weight, commits suicide, all these things, all these things
that I've been saying, I'm gonna do this one first.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Maybe maybe this will be your inspiration again smoker finally Yeah.
So what every time that we talk about movies and
TV shows and I say ooh that sounds good. Where
is it? And you say Paramount Plus and oh it's
the one streaming service I don't have. I pulled the
trigger and I got Paramount Plus. Decision. Well, no, I

(01:09:33):
did not. I was on they had a deal. So
I got like fifty percent off, and I said, you
know what, that that's gonna work on me. I'm gonna
do it for fifty percent off. So I got it.
And the first thing I checked out was Fraser. The
New Fraser Oh, and it's yeah, it's not great.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
I don't like it as much as I like the original.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
I don't understand why his nephew is there, and you
know not, I wish Niles was in it. It correct,
it's just so desperate to cling to the past. It's
just not great. Some of his lines are absolutely awesome.
There was I think it was the pilot episode where
his son is moving back in with him and he
goes to sit on the couch and Fraser says, don't

(01:10:17):
sit there. Yeah, and he says it reminds me of
Greg Yeah, And he said, I can't sit on the couch,
not in jeans. It was so funny. That made Paramount
plus worth it just for that one line. I just
kept rewind rewind rewind don't sit there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
What would be the proper bands to sit on that couch.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
That's a good question. I don't know, I would I
guess yeah. Nothing. But other than that, I watched a
little bit of Beavis and butt Head. No, this is
a very recent acquisition, so I haven't delved too much
into it, but so far it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Really it's not the newer episodes of Beavis and butthead.
I really like the Fraser because I'm a that's one
of my top TV shows of all time. Yeah, the
older the original series is way better than the new one.
So I'm giving it a break, I think, because I
love it so much. But the new season, season two,
which is coming out here soon, I believe in September.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
I think so Roz, yes dog, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
There's a couple other people because he goes back to
Seattle and there's a little bit more at the radio
station and KLA whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Right, and Roz did make an appearance yea in one episode, right,
and she's more in the second season. But you know
what they really need not that whole back and forth
between him and Niles is what really made the first
Absolutely in the thumbnail for that episode that Roz makes
an appearance, she's the picture. So it wasn't a surprise.
It wouldn't be so much better thing and it's like,

(01:11:43):
oh there's one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
What about South Park? Are you interested in checking out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Yeah, that's another thing that they have. I want to
watch that ozepic one.

Speaker 7 (01:11:51):
Yes, because Paramount has the South Park specials. Yes, MAKA
two and three episodes episodes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Okay, so I'm gonna check those out as well. The
Beavis and butt Heead one that I watched, I think
it was an old one and I thought it was
a new one, so I was kind of what was
it about? It was when? Uh? The when? Which one is?
Which Bevis? Which one is which?

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
We'll see? This is why he may not be another show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
So it's when they when the manager at the Burger
place calls him into work, and then I guess it's
Beavis or I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
The two of far the dark haired one is the
blind have live for the past thirty five years.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
I always got them mixed up. I mean, you guys
have met me before. Things mixed up. So Beavis gets
called into work, and then butt Heead doesn't get called
into work, so he goes to the burger place and goes,
you're working you have a giant? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Is that a new The only new one at the
Burger place was the one where he was the mascot.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
So I think that was an old one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Yeah, I think it's an old one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
So I thought this looks familiar.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
So I've been reaching.

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
It just happened to recently rewatch some of these, and
you're right, the old bs and but heeads are not
as good just because and the old ones, like I
watched the Sperm Donor one for instance, and it's in
as far as like from a writing point of view,
that's how I watched, but like what I write know
that like the new ones are much more how much
more interesting stories like the Hoarders episode was very very funny,

(01:13:07):
thought the modern and they.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Also have the movie right where they go to space.
I got, yeah that was years ago, was it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
But it's on Paramounting about that was that was in
some of the more recent stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
So I'll check that out as well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Mayor of Kingstown. That's definitely something to watch on Paramount Plus,
which I haven't watched yet, but that's on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
My to do list.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
How about Tulsa King, Yeah, Tulsa King.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Can't see that. I wasn't ready to start a whole
new series. I wasn't emotionally, Yeah, Tulsa King King really good.
Mayor of Kingstown you said.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Yeah, again, I haven't watched that yet, but it come.
It comes highly recommended from a lot of people that
I trust. Okay, i've heard that. Taking notes, SpongeBob's on there,
and I forget that. I never got in.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
The SpongeBob and then I got to watch the South
Park of zempic one. I'll forget.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Here's what I can do. I have a whole list
of stuff that I want to watch. I want to watch.
Oh yeah, I take this one off. Jerry and Marge
go large. That's that one that Brian Krantz watched.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
I watched that. It was it was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
There's another thing called twenty Feet from Stardom, and it's
basically about background singers.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
I've heard of that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Yeah, apparently it's very good. Somebody recommended to me. That's
on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I still want to watch the Steve Martin documentary. Still
want to watch the Cypercale documentary. Still want to watch
the run DMC documentary.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Where's this Steve Martin one? Who?

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
I think it's on HBO Max.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
It is HBO Max Max Max.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Also get The Daily Show on Paramount Plus Great. Yeah,
and catch up Tulsa King first.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
And the reason being is that the new season is
about to start, so you can watch the first season
and then be like, you know, ready, Okay, You'll totally
be ready.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Then you'll get when the new season comes out. In
the beginning, we.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Were talking about on Ara off Air. Is there something
new with John Cena? Yes, Amazon Prime, Jack Pot, I
think it's another any long line of John Cena comedy movies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
It's not funny, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Him And I think, what's her face is on there?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
She makes that movie. It's she's so funny. Level Uh
not really is it?

Speaker 12 (01:15:13):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Level? No loves this movie.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Was it on Amazon?

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
No one had ever heard of it was one Netflix,
but it was six years old. No one had ever
heard of it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I found it on Netflix, and I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Jack.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
It's about what it's about. It's the dude from Workaholics,
Adam Devine. Yes, he gets a new cell phone and
it's this mega ultra smartphone that basically talks to you,
helps you out, listens to you, guide you a right
and and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
And he's like that movie then Ricky Stinicky movie like
loved it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
Greg has this certain line of comedies that are all
kind of just under the radar, not no offense, not
really funny, just midwire.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
It's like Hall movies are for Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
What was the other one's night again?

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Jason? Oh, what's the other one? Sucked sex tape? I
thought you liked that one though, that Mom's rules hard
A plus an oscar so good. Well, congratulations a big
purchase of Paramount Plus. It's like a part of the
group now, and you're a big fifty percent of Someone

(01:16:26):
was saying on the on the text that if you
have whatever that Walmart thing is, you think Walmart Plus,
Yeah you get it for free? Yeah, I think I
have that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Walmart Plus ripped.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Dude, You're just such a snob.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
I want to be.

Speaker 8 (01:16:44):
Four.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
What is the phone number? Go ahead and give us
a call because we're gonna play. The Craigslist price is
right next after the break.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
This is the game.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
We have a bunch of stuff that's a for sale
on Craigslist. I've printed out some of those ads. I
will tell everybody about one of the things that's for
sale on craigs List. Ask somebody here in the studio
to give me a bit on how much they think
it's being sold for on Craigslist and then you on
the phone that's to contest and just have to guess
is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than the
bid that was given here in the studio, And if

(01:17:13):
you can do that correctly, we'll set you up with
some kind of prize. I don't even know what we
have for this game as far as prize. You'll win
something and that will be coming up next eight seven
seven four would Craig do you hear that Chris Brown
is selling his pit bulls? He is, Yeah, no, he
doesn't want to live with something that can fight back.

Speaker 16 (01:17:32):
The Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
It's Gregory, that's your all ninety eight seven Traffic? How
does it go? See best?

Speaker 9 (01:17:39):
I can't even believe.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
I believe you put your finger in the pasta and
then and then it goes oh you At this point,
I don't even know what's going on like like this.
It first started just with trying to knock greg off
of center when he's doing the traffic reports, and it's
just kind of devolved.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Into and it just chaos.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
It's it's one of those Japanese game.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
And then Menace has his penis laser light. Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
To come to the rooms are dancing. So you know,
like there's the laser pointers that you have, but this
one instead of just like a little red dot, it's
a it's a penis. And there's a variety with a
set of balls and a helmet on it. There's I
didn't realize there was a different one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
One.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
That's the one that's flasten. Yeah, there's the Okay, you
like the curved one the best, right, Well, yeah, that
one's the most uh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
And they're having so much fun with this. Now we're
bringing in old food. Well, the reason I got the
the aluminum tray is because Greg hates it when people
bring aluminum trays and don't put them on proper serving dishes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Okay, Well that was because there was a.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Big event catered yesterday, and so that's isn't that appropriate
for like a bigger catered event, like you know, when
you have it's like a big meeting of party. But
we're supposed to impress clients.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
But if this was at a backyard barbecue like Fourth
of July or something like that, and you just plunk
this down and said here's your no, you transferred to
a nicer chafing dish and with like green on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
You like you have withs like the burners underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
You're at the local firehouse dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
I worked at a country club that had like fine plugs,
platinum chafing dish sort of things. Yeah, it's nice, but like, yeah,
I wasn't certainly not illuminum with the foil.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Yeah, I've never liked the bouncy plate thing that the
plate dispenser about the bouncy you know, you take the
plate and there's plates underneath.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
That's a buffet or like a hospital cafeteria kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
It's like a space saving thing, but it's it's just
not fun.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Not fun.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
I mean, like if I'm at the right place, I
don't really care. Like a like a buffette, like a
member old country buffet. Yeah, yeah, I mean like every
once in a while you'll see a buffet that's still around. Yeah,
what's that place?

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Is there one still? Bird Bank? They close on.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Dogs or whatever? Hometown's gone? O the country hot Yeah anyway, now, no,
it's in there. That's the that's the pesto pasta from
Stone Fire Grill. It's really good. I don't know about
this stuff. It's in that pan right now. But like
if you get it right from the stone fire grill,
it's really good. And of course don't sleep on their

(01:20:23):
carrot cake.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
That's ever.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
That is the best carrot cake I've ever had, Miami
karrot Cake Officionado.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Yes you are.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
That is my favorite kind of cast Woody show. We
are looking for your calls. We've got a dumb ass
contest all ready to go for your chance to win
a prize. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let's play thelist.
Price is right, Craigslist price is right. So you know,

(01:20:54):
the for sale section of Craigslist is littered with a
bunch of weird stuff. I don't even know why people
bother half the time. It's some of the stuff, but
it's being sold. I'd put it off some of the
things that they are selling. I will tell everybody about
those items for you to do description everything else, and
then you here in the studio, somebody will have to
guess how much it's being sold for on Craigslist. Now,
let's say you're one of our fine what Doies show

(01:21:15):
listeners that we have on the phone as a contestant.
The only thing you got to try to do is correctly.
Guess is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than
the bid that was given here in the studio. And
if you could do that correctly, you are going.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
To be the winner. And to the phones we go.
Let's say hello to Bianca.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Good morning, Bianca, morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
It's like, hey girl, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Greg. Yes, laundry room wall sign. Oh lovely, super cute
laundry room hanging. It's in the shape of a hangar
and sayings can be put in, oh, in any order
once movable type. It says the laundry room loads and
loads of fun, the never ending cycle. It's a dirty job, wash, dry, fold, repeat, super.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Cute and you can change it up. Yeah. Oh, look
at that the laundry room. Oh casey, walk in and
go world. What is this a cracker barrel?

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
It does this weeks something that we saying a cracker brol.
Greg hates this stuff. It's so dumb, all right, lacket.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
It's a.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Seven dollars ten ten dollars all right, Yaka, the bit
is ten bucks. Do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher lower than ten dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
I'm gonna go with lower lower.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Actual Craigslist price is twenty dollars. I can get that
TJ Max for like fifteen.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
Yeah, twenty dollars, way too much.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
All right, Banka, thank you for this. The Woods Show
appreciate you listening. Let's go to not ourc b A. Sebastian.
Good morning, Sebastian, good morning morning.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
All right, so we're.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Playing the Craigslist price is right, and this next one
will be for Sammy. It's a Hallmark Christmas in July bundle. Okay, true,
everything is excellent to like new condition from a smoke free,
pet free home. This lot contains a Hallmark Channel T
shirt that says my Christmas wish is to live in

(01:23:28):
a Hallmark movie. And it also comes with nine Hallmark movies.
Let me cover up the price and show you here. Okay,
I mean that's a good afternoon, right guys.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Yeah, that's a great night with champagne and pok oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
Yeah, all right, I mean Megan Markle's in one of them.
It looks like I didn't really get a great rate
on the others. But all right, so there's how many
of those DVDs I can only.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
See there are nine Hallmark movies plus this my Christmas
wish is to live in a Hallmark movie T shirt.
I say priceless.

Speaker 9 (01:24:01):
I'm gonna say twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Twenty bucks, all right, Sebastian. Do you think the actual
Craigslist price is higher or lower than twenty dollars, I'll
say high.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Oh, I'll go higher.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Well, the actual Craigslist price is twenty dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:24:20):
Tie goes to the contested nail.

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
Do you think that Sammy has a this is my
Hallmark Movie Christmas Watching T shirt shirt somewhere at her house?

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Maybe I wouldn't. I wouldn't put it baster she probably
it's probably not Hallmark branded, but she probably has a
specific outfit that she does wear. Oh, I mean I have.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
I have so many like Christmas pj's and sweatshirts and
T shirts obviously, but no, I don't have that T
shirt Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
But I do get targeted as for on Instagram a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Yeah, all right, well, Sebastian, hang on one second and
say hi to Ray, good morning, Ray. Ray phone's breaking up. Ray,
Are you there?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
I can hear me. Okay, there we go. All right, Well,
next up this will be for Sea Bass. It's a
framed insane clown posse poster. Oh okay, it says the RAF.
It's a collectible in good condition because I framed it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
Oh, they buy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
ICP has a big merchandise ten look at that. And
when people buys like paper stuff posters, they handed me
a program. I have brought those back in past years.

Speaker 12 (01:25:34):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
I don't know how people get those things out of
there because they don't.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Have luggading smashed up. Yeah, they they have plastic bags
for luggage. That's an older ICP frame.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
I'm gonna say for forty five bucks. Ray, do you
think the actual Craigsist price is higher or lower.

Speaker 9 (01:25:51):
I'm gonna go higher because those ICP people are gonna crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
But they're also broke. But you are correct. Actual Craigslist
price is sixty dollars. So you are a winner. You're
on the Craigslist prices right. Hang on one second. Thank
you for listening to the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
There's Ray.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Let's go next to Austin. Hey, good morning, Austin, Austin,
good morning. Let's find something here for a little buddy, Austin.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Here you go, menas It's a service dog stroller, custom
made for a service dog that we had built on
a jogger framed stroller so won't tip over like those
other junkie dog strollers from the pet stores. There are
some claw marks on the front screen, but it looks
it even has like the little the little patches, so

(01:26:42):
onto the top o the pat says do not pet
stop also medical alert service dog. Okay, it might have
been for real actual service dog.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
All right, let me cover up the price here.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Oh oh, that's still a cheapough, that's not a la
I'm questioning if your dog has to be in the stroller,
how is it a service dog?

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Yeah? What is it doing for you? Are you humping
me down?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Sea back?

Speaker 14 (01:27:05):
Zippy?

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
So I can CPR. I would say that would be
selling for fifty dollars Austin. What do you think the
actual Craigslist price is a higher or lower?

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
It's gotta be lower.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Actual Craigslist price one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
By the way, and dog stroller news, Bathing ape Babe
is releasing a a couple of them, so if you're
interested in you're a big fan of bathing ape.

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Wow, that's really neat.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
They got dog strollers.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
They dropping them and what do they know about the
strolling of dogs to stay fashionable and stroll them.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Let's go to Gloria. Hey, good morning, Gloria. Morning of
the dumbest things ever heard. All right, Gloria, Oh, Craigslist
price is right? Stroller? Oh sorry, let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Let's go to Greg. Gloria.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Yeah, one Greg, weight loss pills.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
I'll buy them. I don't care what the price.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Got a whole box of weight loss pills for sale,
Keto detox, apple, cider, vinegar, and more. Thirty six bottles total,
must buy all Okay, So I think it's one of
these things that looks like, just based on the stash
they have here, they bought this stuff to try to
resell it to other people, and then they couldn't. Oh right,
so they got stuck with a bunch of inventory.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Their quote weight loss pills.

Speaker 7 (01:28:27):
Oh I bet it's one of those pyramid scheme Yeah, yeah,
probably or whatever it's called Urban life allegedly, yeah, herbal
life allegedly.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Mom thirty six of them, let's say, ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Ninety nine dollars, Gloria. Do you think the actual Craigs's
price is higher or lower than ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I think it's higher higher.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
Actually, I think they're crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Actual Craigs's price one and twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
It's magic beans.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
All right, Gloria, hang on one second, we'll get all
your information. Let's say hi to Phillip. Good morning, Philip, morning,
all right? Playing the Craigslist price is right Next up
sea Bass plastic backed adult diapers. I have some adult
diapers for sale.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Do you uh?

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
They are perfect diapers and every diaper is plastic backed,
different patterns available. Almost said how much it was gonna be. Hey,
I'm gonna just I am discreete and can usually make
a deal on larger purchases discreet and I like the
I like the way they have this adult lady modeling it.
She's a younger chick, but she's got her Winnie the
Pooh pajama bottoms pulled down so you can see. Okay,

(01:29:43):
so that's perfect, So yeah you can this is this
isn't medical stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
No, there's also the price here.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
So here we go and shout out to the fulsome
street fair coming up here. I'm gonna say it's per
diaper seven dollars seven dollars, Philip, do you think the
actual Craigslist price is higher or lower than seven dollars
higher actual Craigslist price four dollars a diaper he was

(01:30:16):
trying to get us. Yeah, all right, sorry, Philip, and
thank you for calling, Thank you for playing. Let's go
to dennisy. Good morning, Dennis, Dennis.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Hey, good morning. Good more for one more for Menace here?

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
All right? Sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
So these are some double XL BUCkies pajamas. Oh no,
Menace does have a BUCkies swimsuit. Ye, them, three of them,
different colors. Yeah, BUCkies swim shorts is what he's got. Now,
this is these are BUCkies pajamas, you know, the convenience
store BUCkies. Yeah, they're famous or it could be a

(01:30:52):
cool Halloween cost and let me show you and you
can you can describe it to everybody, Greg, Okay, a
hoodie and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
Yeah. So it does look like a long sleeve onesie,
like a full constant. Yeah, more of a costume than pajamas.
There's the bottom, the red top.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
And the hood on as the beaver the beaver face
like a beaver face, and that's the beaver logo in
the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Yeah, dude, do you know what sucks? I was just
at BUCkies last week, so I would have known the
price if I looked at it takes for me, I'm
gonna say thirty five dollars. Thirty five dollars, Dennis, you
think the actual Craigslist price is higher or lower?

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Higher? Higher?

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Actual Craigslist price fifty dollars And congratulations, my friend, you
are a winner on the Craigslist.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Price is right?

Speaker 8 (01:31:50):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
All right, Dennis, hang on one second with all information.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
That's how you play everybody. Pricey pajamas.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Well, I mean, there's doubles when they're that cool in
that class. Also a halloween costume. Also a halloween costume.
We're gonna take a quick break more what he showed next.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Hang on, whoa, yeah, right back. That is beautiful. This
is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
A couple of interesting stories here. One from Laredo, Texas.
This high school gym teacher called the cops to tell
them that the hooker that he had hired stole his money.
Dumb Dum's name is Ronaldo Ramos, and uh, he tried
to pay the hooker in advance for her services. She
don't do that, but you took his one hundred dollars

(01:32:43):
and then he ran or she ran away?

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
Only one boy? Yeah, he wanted to how much does
a hooker go for?

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
I have no ideas. Are really cheap? Actually?

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Are they?

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yeah? That's one of the we were talking about, like
drugs at one point like, well, how the people all?
He had an eight ball of what? First of all,
what's an eight ball? And then number two like what
like what would if you bought cocaine? How much would
that be?

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
I have no idea. I'm so like, we're so square,
great and how much would you buy?

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Like I don't know, Yeah, right, well I would say
this an eight ball?

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Yeah, eight?

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Because I was exposed to that world earlier.

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
I told you that that dirty strip club my boys
and I went to in downtown Philly and they were wanting,
I want to say, one sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Not watching they were because one of my guys got it.
I think one sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
Are we talking about drugs or chicks? Chicks? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
One sixty for what what do you get for one sixty?

Speaker 7 (01:33:37):
She the way he told it, She offered him full on,
and he's like, let's just use you know, we'll stay
keep your pants on essentially one sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Yeah, I was like Jesus what's happening. Wowlation certainly has
a hit hooking. I mean this is a while ago,
but I was in San Francisco on their main street,
Market Street, and there was a strip club there and
it was full service for one hundred.

Speaker 16 (01:34:01):
Like so.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Yeah, for a hundred bucks. Hundred bucks, Okay, I would
think like a hundred bucks maybe for like a mouth party.
But I don't know, I know, I would think like
hooking was so much more expensive, but apparently it's cheap man.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Anyway, I don't know what street hookers go for. I know,
what about a truck stop? How much is cocaine? Yeah,
and how much do you get?

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Okay, somebody on the text says eight balls an eight
or three and a half gram? Well, yes, an I
don't even measurement.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Somebody says an eight ball is about three hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
So I heard that makes sense because what would we say,
like a hundred bucks was like not one hundred dollars
a line, It was like twenty five a line. Like
the way that people talked about cocaine back in the day.
I always thought like one line of cocaine would be
like a thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:34:49):
Too, you know, Yeah, it seems expensive, right, And how
how long does an eight ball last?

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
I think that's a weekend. Do you guys hear how
not cool we sound?

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
I mean, I don't know, because cool people do drugs, yeah, yeah,
and cool people know the price.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Anyway, So he gave her the hundred bucks. She runs away.
Now he had called the cops over this. He wanted
them to track her down and get his money back,
but instead they arrested him for soliciting a prostitute.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Oh, they weren't on the case right away.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
And as far as his gym teacher got a job,
goes to school, immediately put him on administrative leave, pending
the outcome of the investigation. All right, And I guess
they did find the hooker later, but like they don't
know if that was his hundred bucks or not, and
so not really doing anything about it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
One hundred bucks, yeah, right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
Now somebody else speps over one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Now somebody else's it's one hundred and fifty bucks for
an eight ball. Well, there's that depends on like what
coaster a Yeah, is this Colombian or this?

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
You know, here's one.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Back when I used to do eight balls, eighty dollars
and when I stopped as one hundred and twenty. But
we got some pure ass ish. Okay, okay, see that
was confirmed by next question. You know how people say, oh,
that's good weed, Oh that weeds is skunk weed? Is
there good and bad cocaine? Like yeah, because it's chick
up with crap. It's not like pure like they put
And that's what we talked about this recally. People are

(01:36:05):
going to Columbia and they're going down to the bars,
and you just you know, and take a certain amount
of pride. And I have a certain amount of like,
you know, comfort about myself knowing that I don't know
these things too.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
How did I avoid that? How have I avoided never
having a Facebook page? Just like some questions, they're like,
it's like I've somehow, Yeah, despite all the other stuff.
You know, the song bacon soda, bacon soup. Yes, he's
talking about like.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Chopping it up.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Yeah, I thought it was about crack.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
If I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kick the good stuff.
I'm stowing that out there? Is is it too good?
It's pretty good?

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
I hope good, though I'm thinking maybe it's not good
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
It is Tuesday Morning, it is The Woody Show. It's
August the twenty seventh. It's a crab soup day. Oh yeah,
I've ever had crab soup soup. I would, I would
eat it, But I don't know if I'm familiar with
crap soup. You know, what's the most overrated thing and
is it considered a soup? Lobster bisk I love it

(01:37:09):
so good.

Speaker 9 (01:37:10):
I mean it's a bisk bisk and soup.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Is the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Yeah, I don't know, mega overrated, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
I don't know. Like I'm not a lobster guy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
The second time ministers crap recently on lobster and the
Love Lobster. Yeah, weshing on the lobster only trash as well.
I don't get it, but I could see where he
would trash on lobster rabboli because again, the lobster itself
doesn't really have any flavor. You hitting the drown and butters, Yeah,
but what about the lobster bisk? I guess kind of
the same idea though, right you hate it? Probably the

(01:37:42):
same deal because the lobster doesn't really stand out. It doesn't.
It's just creamy and rich. It's butter. But that's the
bisk part of it. The loss doesn't really add anything.
Gas tails up in there. I'm sure you could get
one to dip it in there.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
So your problem is that there's not enough lobster meat.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
Where's the meat at?

Speaker 7 (01:38:00):
That's like, yeah, apparently crab soup is very similar to
a lobster bisky.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Creamy and rich and today is an International Lottery day.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Seems to be a lot of big It's definitely in
the It was like a lot of Scratcher jackpots, like
people winning millions of dollars on Scratchers lottery.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Yeah, national, just because day oh is today. Lincoln Park
posted a countdown clock on their website and their social
media accounts over the weekend. It's going to read zero tomorrow.
They're not saying what's planned, but the rumor is they're
going to reunite and get back on stage. The last
time they performed live was October of twenty seventeen. It

(01:38:39):
was a tribute concert for Chester.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Maybe it's a countdown to their vacation in Mexico. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Maybe they have a picture of a Villa. Yeah maybe, yeah,
I'm not sure. But there were those rumors going around
about how they were going to announce a replacement for Chester,
and one of them was Amy Lee from Evan Essence.
They had mentioned you remember that got shut down?

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
Did it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
I never heard of it because I thought that might
be interesting. But look, there's a lot of people out
there who I think cold, Like look at Journey, you know,
the Journey, and I was like, oh god, because they
had him play the iHeartRadio Music Festival. I'm like, I
wonder how terrible this is going to be. I wasn't
even going to hang out for the performance, like cause
I was done with my work and I was going
to be able to like leave, go grab some food
or whatever. And some friends of ours who were we

(01:39:25):
were there with wanted to stay and see Journey. And
I'm so glad I did that. Filipino dude who is
their singer now, first of all, sounds just like Steve Perry.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
What is that his name?

Speaker 14 (01:39:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
Yeah, and then dude, he killed it and this sounded great.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Then you joined the fan club? Yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Yeah, anyway, see what else going on? Motley Crue announced
a new three song EP. It's called Canceled. It's gonna
be out October fourth. You can cancel that. They've been
that well yeah, wait till you hear this. They've been
playing the Beastie Boys Fight for Your Right live. They've
been doing a cover it for their shows for a
couple of years, so they decided to go ahead and
record that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Listen to this, all right, here we go, Now, Tommy,
let's make some noise.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
That's how terrible dudey're getting roasted in the comments?

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Is this day? No dude Bomby Cruz.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Turning up man?

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Alright, that's right, all right, Well you gotta hear it
for the fucking yeah thought or that's right here.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
You gotta fight right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
All right? All right, I'll say this. That could definitely
be in like some teenage movie right where there's going
to the beach or something. Look, I think it's fine
for their shows. Yeah, they wouldn't even say they do
it on the show or whatever. It does sound like
like a little kid's like clean version. Yea, yeah, happy

(01:41:20):
go lucky kids, boppy mom, you're just jealous. It's the
mont Lee Boys, that's how they Yeah, kids, you wonder
how that one Haley and Justin Bieber's baby was born.
They named him Jack Blues. Bieber and Greg just can't
get out of the fact that Justin Bieber has a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
This is weird, seems like a child.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Floyd Mayweather fired a ref mid fight for an exhibition match.
Floyd threw a punch that was deemed an illegal blow
to the back of the head by the ref. That's
when Mayweather started screaming at the reft and chewing them
out of the ring. Now we don't know what he said,
but the ref he left the ring and new ref
came in. That was it? Wow? And it was, by
the way, the back of the head. But exhibition match, right,

(01:42:01):
so anything else? And by the way, if you want
to do a donkey punch and an exhibition match, I
guess I didn't hear about this match.

Speaker 7 (01:42:08):
No, yeah, it was versus Gotti the third but yeah,
so yeah, just listen, exhibition match.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Who cares? But Mayweather is a piece of crap, so
you make a big deal about it. Jenna Ortega is
on x now because yeah, because of the AI generated
sexual images of her on there, so now no longer
has an account, and she doesn't like technology anymore.

Speaker 16 (01:42:29):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
Jenna Ortega is twenty one now, but the images started
years ago when she was still a teen and was
being encouraged to get on Twitter to boost her profile
as an actor.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
But just became a nightmare. So that's over.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
TLC had to cancel some shows because t Bos got hospitalized.
Oh she thought she had food poisoning, but it turns
out she had an abdominal blockage.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
Really, which is one of the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Common side effects of taking Greg. Like Manjaro go Via,
Oh yeah, if you're watching surreal life like I am,
Macy Gray had to go to the hospital for that. Ye,
because it it slows out down your digestion for some
people when you just become blocked.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
We saw te boz same. I think it was the
same festival he saw Journey If it was.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
That year they all run together. She did not age
one minute. Yeah, since the nineties. Well when they say
black don't crack, right, I mean it is true. Chi Yeah,
Chili's the same way.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
Yeah, they both look the same age.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Sid Wilson, who's the turntable, is from Slipknot. He was
hospitalized this past Friday suffering severe burns to his face,
cheeks and arms. There's some kind of bonfire explosion that
burned him. But he's gonna be Okay. I guess he's
with what's your face? Kelly Osbourne? Really yeah, because she
was on social media, you know, talking about it, and yeah,

(01:43:49):
I mean I guess I guess he got messed up.
Who knew slipnot had a turntableist?

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Oh what you really?

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Who knew a turntableist was?

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
I've only seen photos the line.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Also, dude, Inky Miss's first album Science a bunch of dorks?

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
Like, well, why do they need to add that? Well,
when the when the when they first came out, man,
there was they were a lot more hardcore than uh
than they are now, Like when you hear that they're
more melodic and they were still melodic, but I guess
like they were definitely doing more kind of that like
new metal thing, and there was Yeah, they had to turntables.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
I think they still did.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Yeah, I hear it, Liken Biscuit. It really adds a
lot of the songs, and Appeals Court says Michael Jackson's
estate can sell his catalog to Sony for six hundred
million dollars. So even though his mother says it goes
against her or against his wishes. Well you won't mind, yeah,
I mean you ask him what he thought. Try yeah,

(01:44:46):
uh time for your birthdays and your porn of birthdays.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
So we got for you there, So dope, dope dot
show this shimmern it's shimmer Day. We won't sit patage.
She was like, it's bday and you know we don't
do what.

Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
I stared with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Jesse from
Breaking Bad Aaron Paul. Yes, he's forty five years old today.
Our good friend Bobo from Cypress Hill is fifty six.
Sarah Chalk, she was the new Becky on Roseanne and
then she went on to play doctor Elliott.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
Reid on Scrubs. Scrubs.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
Yeah, she's forty eight. Tony Canal from No Doubt Basis
for No Doubt. But he used to lay the pipe
to Gwen Stefani and he flew southwest south south it did.
That's one time.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
South.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
But Tony Canal is fifty four. Jimmy Popped in the
Bloodhound Gang is fifty two. Mace the rapper who's now
a preacher, he's forty nine. Chandra Wilson, doctor Miranda Bailey
on Grey's Anatomy is fifty five, Alex Payina, Vega, Carmen
and the Spy Kids movies.

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
Yes, I love her. She's in so many Hallmark movies.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
I was I was too old for the Spy Kids thing,
but I know that was Big thirty six today. Caesar Milan,
the Dog Whisperer I met him is fifty five and
old school WWF way before the WWE WWF superstar. Also
a g I Joe action figure, an innovator of the
Cobra clutch. That'd be Sergeant Slaughter Sarge Flaw. Heck, yeah,

(01:46:21):
brother is seventy six years old today. Your porno birthday
isis Love. It's her name.

Speaker 3 (01:46:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
She's been packed with more cream than the Twinkie. She's
been in close to one thousand movies nine and forty
nine to be exacting, including finger licking soccer Lesbians. She
was in Deep in Some Latin Cheeks Volume Sixucky. She
was fantastic in Twoe Bros. I'm sorry, in Two Hose
and a Bro in volume one. She was in Horny

(01:46:52):
Milf dominating the Gardener.

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
You guys remember Flight sixty nine. Yeah, Yeah, that's a
classic and then who could forget her unforgetable role in
butt stuff is cool?

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
Cool? Yeah cool?

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
But thuff if yeah yeah yeah the butt pipe. I
love the butt pipe. Yeah wow, that's isis love. Who
is forty four years old today? And that is your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that the logo's happening
in the world of entertainment. Here on a Tuesday morning
on the Woody Show, We're gonna take a quick break.

(01:47:27):
We got some more Woody Show coming up for your next.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be back in a sec.

Speaker 9 (01:47:33):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
All right, Well, that's gonna do it for a Tuesday morning.
Everybody wrap it up town, and we can find on
the Tuesday Full Show podcast. Just go to the woodieshow
dot com. Today we had some mother f and Raccoon news. Yeah,
and also the Tuesday Takeover. The game is called the
Dirty Minds Game, and uh, it's just something that's invented.

(01:47:59):
Morgan just saw and I'll babe, she thought of us,
this is sweetie, and so she brought it in. She
wanted to try it out. And then everybody seems to
have enjoyed that game. So that would say, is Tuesday
takeover some of the trending news headlines, that more, all
on the Tuesday Podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
Just hit up the Woodyshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Coming up for you tomorrow. We're gonna have a couple
of things carton Arks of course, show cart Arks agent
Sebastian out in these streets trying to get people do
the right thing and return their cards. I'm gonna need
your nominees for the Woody Show Employee of the Month.
That's your employee of the month for August, because we're
gonna have to do that and some other stuff news
headlines and some of these last minute. We have the

(01:48:36):
deadline tomorrow for what could be included for that Labor
Day week of all of our favorite stuff from the
last ten years here on the show. So that is tomorrow,
Wednesday here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Yeah, Anything you got for us in the meantime, you
can leave on the after Hovers voicemail eight seven seven
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Show or send us an email email at the Woodieshow
dot com. Actually, we had a really good question, Eric,
send us an email a question from a longtime listener,
dearest Woody show, but listening since your first year, and
I can't recall a single show where anyone has had

(01:49:11):
anything to add at the end of the show. Maybe
I missed it, but I listened to the podcast not all.
My question is, Woody, why to keep asking if anybody
has anything else to add? But it's gotten to the
point where it just makes me twitch every time I
hear it. Add something y'all? Is it just an ongoing
inside joke or something. No, No, it's like if somebody
has an event, this is where they would have, you know,

(01:49:32):
or Hey, I just want to thank so and so
this is your chance. I guarantee the first time that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:36):
I don't do it.

Speaker 17 (01:49:37):
Somebody say, oh, but I don't know. Should we keep
doing or just interesting? Yeah, well not blowed off. We
used to add stuff, I know, but we had like
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
All right blow it off here?

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
So yeah, send us an email email at the woodieshow
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Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
Yeah. The best things in life are not free. They're dogs.
Isn't that the best? Get a little baby? They really are.
They're the best things in life.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
I did uh, I was a petting the dog the
other day, and I'm like kissing her and holding her face.
Are you the bitsch thing that I've ever had in
my life? Are you to bed? Where did you have come?
Where do you wings go when you flew down from heaven?
Where'd you put your wings?

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Oh my god, that's awesome. Oh yeah, I do the same.

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it appreciate you for that. The
rest of guys could suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day. S M D double M. Quit
this bitch.