The Woody Show August 28th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. It is Wednesday. It is August
the twenty eighth, twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome. We
are the Woody Show. My name is Whatdy? That is
Greg Gory Menace is here. Good morning menas We've got
Sea Bas we are out here. We've got Sammy and

(01:04):
Bort and Caroline are here in the Woode Show production
department holding things.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Down on their end.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
We got Morgan, our associate producer, doing her thing. Vaughn
video producer. He just got some new equipment. He's very excited.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, we were able to activate a couple extra cameras. Yeah,
it's awesome, which is which is pretty cool. We laid
some anyway, So we got a lot going on for
you today, including a brand new round a Woody Show
cart and r agent Sebastian out on the streets and

(01:36):
the parking lots trying to get people do the right thing,
the moral thing, and return their carts.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Anything. We should be looking forward to Sea Bass, guys,
a never before heard brand new excuse. Really, I thought
we'd heard them all. Yeah, and will you buy it? Okay,
will you buy an edition of cart and Arcs? Yeah? Well,
will you buy the excuse?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
And by the way, Sea Bass is the standing employee
of the month. And so we're gonna ge some uh,
we're gonna have some nominees. Is hanging them out back
in the office belong Yeah, in the trash? No, well,
I lined it. I know you well, you know how.
You can't decline it. It doesn't work that way. Send
the bylaws. You're not allowed to decline forced award it
is anyway, So we'll take your nominees today and then

(02:18):
tomorrow will announce who the employee the month for August
will be. Plus all of the trending news headlines, entertainment stuff,
birthday's porno birthday all coming up for you this morning
here on the Woody Show, phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Woody send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Sammy mentioned something with an
earshot of me this morning, and I couldn't believe what

(02:39):
I heard. And Greg be ready to take great offense
to what she's about to say.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, I'm curious when does Breaking Bad get good?

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Like?

Speaker 7 (02:48):
How many episodes done it?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Sae? Well, haven't always said though the first episode is
I told you like it took me a couple of
couple of tookkay a couple of chances to get the champed.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Why do I keep saying that it took me a
couple attempts? There's the word I'm looking for to get
through the first episodes. To me, the first episode was
a little slow, but by the end of that first
episode and episode two, we were it was.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
On, oh, really better call saw.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
It took me a little bit longer. That took me
like two or three episodes, but then that was really good.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Okay, because I have finished the first two episodes and
I just keep being like, I don't really want to
go back, Like everyone talks like it's so great, and
I think that I might just not be into this
type of show or like, how long am I supposed to?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Weren't you feeling about it? Because the characters are great,
the story's awesome. It's I mean, it's it's really well done.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
There's no like Christmas trees in it or something.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, well, it could definitely use more Christmas trees.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
I'm not that interested. I guess I don't think it's
that tense and crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well not yet.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
It builds. You got to like establish the characters. You
got to established like why he's the why is Walter
even getting into this world in the first place?

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Well, no, I know, I've seen that part.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I know, but because he has cancer.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
But then it starts developing and he gets deeper and
deeper and deeper.

Speaker 9 (04:07):
Into so good. Okay, And to answer your question, when
does it get good? This second the first frame comes
on the screen.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, okay, so you can say that now if you're
going through the entire thing.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
No, I loved it the second it starts, like the
very first frame, I'm like, damn, this is good.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
See so it just not might not be my type
of shock.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I have told you that before this even started. This
is not for Sammy.

Speaker 9 (04:30):
What do you like?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Did you like Sopranos or Good Fellas or like any
stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
I like Casino, but I've never seen Sopranos.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
I've seen good Fellas, but I like Casino better.

Speaker 9 (04:42):
All right, Wow, Sammy, I know. Ever, I never thought
I would be so upset with you.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
I don't know if I've just heard too much about
it and everyone talks so highly of it that I'm
expecting more at this point because it's been so long.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, I hear you. I mean sometimes that'll happen.

Speaker 9 (04:56):
I'm shocked.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
My wife, it doesn't like any of that kind of.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
It's very upsetting.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
She loved Breaking Back, okay, and she doesn't like anything
violent or any Creator show ever. So good anyway, so
I thought that was shocking. That shocking.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's why I wanted her bring it up, because I.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
Know it's not in her wheelhouse, but that show is
genre proof. I mean, Grandma's like it, Toddler's like it.
It's the epitome of perfection, Menace. Do you have any
interesting stories for us? I did shocking.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
What would you do in this situation? I mean, I
didn't really care, but I thought it was very odd.
I went to a dineris recently and I was waiting
to do my order, and out of nowhere, I felt
this hand on my back and kind of like feeling
it in a way like oh, I know this person,
like we just ran into each other. But no, it
was my waiter, right, So he's like, oh.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Hi, I'm here, are you like a back.

Speaker 10 (05:49):
Well, he's just like holding his hand on my back, right,
and I okay, And so then he's like asking me
about you know, what I want to order and like drinks,
keeping the hand there the entire time. Okay, I go okay,
that's kind of odd. Then he walks away, then he
comes back again. Then he's putting his hand on my
shoulder and talking to everybody at the table and continuing

(06:12):
to go through.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Like the process of ordering. This happens four times.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
A lot of people need to sometimes you go to
the place, Why do they feel the need to explain
how to order?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, like we all know, we've all been in the restaurant.
Give me, I'm fat. I know how to order food.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
The only thing I really need to know is if
it's one of those places where you can't just put
in the appetizers then come back to they want to
put the whole order in it one time so they can.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
This guy kept on coming back to touch me multiple times,
like and then like I did feel kind of weird
because I didn't feel special because I noticed that he
was doing it to everybody.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Because they they teach like Hooter's waitresses to do that.
So wouldn't that be less weird? Like it to everybody?
So I thought it was a little bit less weird, Like.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
But at your table, you were the only one.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I was the one being touched constantly, And I like,
is this guy on exit.

Speaker 10 (07:00):
See doesn't want me? But I thought, is it inappropriate?
Like I don't I don't care about like, oh, don't
touch me. I know there's many people out there like
I hate that, don't even touch me.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I would prefer that he didn't touch me. Yeah, but
I would, I would know. I wouldn't say anything either
the fourth.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Time doing it, like, hey, dude, you know I don't either.
That's his thing.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Although I'd rather him sit there with a hand on
my shoulder than take a seat at the table.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Oh god, that's the lord.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Try to memorize the order, Like if I had to
choose f mary kill on those three things, Yeah, I
would marry touching my shoulder, I would uh, I would
f them sitting at the table, yeah, and then kill
them just memorizing the order like that.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
To me, those are the three worst things.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
Yeah, I absolutely hate that. Now, SeaBASS does bring up
a good point. Now, if this was a female, would
I care as much No, and uh no, but I
would still think it's weird that it would happen multiple
times other than the first time.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I kind of like when you go to like a
diner kind of place and you get like one of
the waitresses like, oh, hey, what what can I get you?

Speaker 9 (08:06):
Hunt?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
You like that?

Speaker 10 (08:08):
Yeah, like the diners speak yeah, yeah, yeah sugar.

Speaker 9 (08:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I kind of like that.

Speaker 11 (08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (08:15):
I think it's weird, but I felt like he was
gonna get yeah, give me a massage.

Speaker 9 (08:19):
I think it's not weird that he just would kind
of maybe that's his thing, like that's his flare if
you just kind of, you know, pats your back, Hey,
what what would you like? But that he left his hand.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
All the time.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
What are you speaking?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Every single time?

Speaker 9 (08:32):
So we're talking like almost a minute long.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
That's that's very weird. How would he write stuff down
if he's.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
No, he's one of those a holes that memorized this.
His hand on me. Yeah, that's really weird. That's kind
of There's two moves. Either you can pretend like he's
startling you like oh yeah, or or like lean forward
or you lean into it's are rubbing back. Oh yeah,
you put your hand on top of his hand. Yeah,
because I don't him like, are we gonna kiss? And
I go to this tickle his palm with your finger.

Speaker 10 (08:59):
Yeah, I go to this on a regular basis. So
I'm wondering if I'm going to get this waiter again.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
You know that's right? Yeah, maybe he wants to.

Speaker 9 (09:11):
I think it's do sex, Greg, What do you got for?
I think something is very weird. Let me know if
you guys think it's weird. Do you think it's weird
when people seem to be in their car for no reason?
Because when I get to work in the morning, we
get here crazy early. There is a car in our
garage almost five days a week with somebody sitting in it.
They have the radio relatively loud, headlights are still on,

(09:35):
and I'm walking slowly thinking like, okay, if they just
got to work, why are you still just sitting there?
And if you just got.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Off of work, why are you not leaving? I don't
think I think that's gonna be somebody coming in the worst. Yeah,
I may ask is it a female?

Speaker 9 (09:50):
It's hard to tell. They park kind of far away?
Is do they park where I park? Above where you?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (09:56):
Okay, then I know that person what is that she's wait,
she's waiting for somebody else to get to work so
she can walk in with them.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Are you seriously Yeah?

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Yeah, that explains it.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, you hang out in the garage just because they.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
Don't work for our company, they work for this person.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
They can't they can't get it like a personal assistant. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
I always wondered, like, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 10 (10:20):
I mean there's definitely situations like that where people get
to work and they just like hang out.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Well, here's the thing. I'm guilty of that. Like, if
there's someplace that I need to be, I don't want
to be late, so I'll get there early. But I'm
not going inside early. I'll get there, I'll return some texts,
I'll make a phone call something like that just to
kill time, and then here I am a guy just
sitting in his car.

Speaker 9 (10:41):
Yeah. But then it's also weird when it's out of context,
like if it's a person just sitting in their car
in a residential neighborhood and you're thinking, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I've done that too, really, Yeah, because I lose I
lose cell signal as they get closer to like there's
like one dead spot between, you know, like where I
get off of the highway and then where I get
to my house. And so if I'm on a call
and it's almost wrapped up, you'll just pull off to
the side. I'm right in front of someone's house.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, I've done that where I have.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
If I have a meeting, like a virtual meeting or something,
I'll pull over wherever into a residential and do the
meeting on my phone.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I feel like I'm the weirdo that Greig's talking about.
I see these weirdos all the time. I kind of
I spend a lot of time walking around parking lots. Yeah,
and I always think like I had that thought, like, hey, weirdo,
what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (11:30):
Like if you if you just got here, why are
you not going in? And if you're leaving, why are
you not leaving?

Speaker 10 (11:35):
Most of the time, like when I'm out doing events,
I'll show up in an hour early and I just
sit in the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, Joe, Joe, watch raccoon videos.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, sure, watch raccoon videos. Make calls, but you know
the work thing that explains it.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woodie hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break. We got
some more Wednesday Woody Show coming up for you.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
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Speaker 4 (12:21):
The Woody Show is back and back with another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
It is midweek, it's Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
It's August the twenty eighth, twenty twenty four. Thank you
for being here. We are at your service this morning
for your listening pleasure. My name is Woody. That is
Greg Gory Woody.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah hard yeah, yeah, Hi, I'm Woody. Menace is here?
What is up? We've got a sea bass? Good morning,
Sea Bass? What you got it done? That was a menace?
Off the air?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Oh that's funny because your headphones are on obviously, but
as you're warming things up.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah, free shower menaces over here, But are you struggled
over there? Get ready to talk? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he
wants he wants to be quick out the gates. Yeah. Anyway,
there's Sammy, good morning, said good morning.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
If the phone's open eight seven seven forty four Wooding
eight seven seven four four Wooding text us over to
two to nine eight seven. We have a new excuse
that apparently Agent Sebastian, all his years of cart narking,
has never heard.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
And maybe it's a good one. Who knows. Maybe I should.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Say, oh, okay us a uh yeah, So we got
a brand new round of Woody Show cartnarcs. And I
also need your nominees for the Woody Show Employee the
Month for August, right, and we will go with our
current ruling employee of the month, always ruling. Yeah, that

(13:49):
would be Sebastian, who gets your vote.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Well, since I am not the employee of the month
and declined it, I'll go with the person I declined
it for, Sammy. Sammy, oh bait all right? Any particular reason, No,
just because just because I feel like at this point
it's just kind of rotating. I just feel like it's
kind of rotating. It's a participation trophy at this point.
You think I know that? Yeah, wow, so you think

(14:16):
that yours is a participation trophy, right, because what did
I do in July? Really?

Speaker 4 (14:24):
I mean they're always doing Yeah exactly, I know. Okay,
all right, nothing simple, but nothing is simple. Everything is like,
everything is negative, everything's crappy.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
We get it. That's absolutely true. Hey guys, let's bring
up anything sea bass. How can he dump on it?
That could be a fun game, by the way, how
can you dump on well? How can you make this
more complicated than dump on it? You just kind of
always around and doing stuff. And that's that's what I'm saying.
You said it exactly, all right. Nothing stuck out as

(14:56):
exactly memorable. So you don't really feel like you've gone
above and beyond. Not not last month, Sammy, you get your
vote for the employee the Morgan Morgan.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yes, she does a lot. She got the tattoo this month, yep.
And she did the butcher bear out at the cat convention.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Oh yeah, that was still this month.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
She's done a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
So I'm going with Morgan Morgan.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
All right, Well we'll go and check in with Morgan
here in a second menace who gets your vote?

Speaker 10 (15:21):
Yeah, it's hard to beat Morgan because you know, tattoo,
but I don't know, like it didn't really hit hard
for me, So I will go with Sammy.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Sammy, and any particular reason why.

Speaker 10 (15:32):
I think maybe we just took too long to do
it or something like that, because then I was over
it by the time it happened. So no, no, it
just didn't really you know, stick out to me. So
and then Sammy is really consistent on No, That's why
I was asking, like, why why Sammy? Why Sammy? Yeah, so,
are you getting I'm totally I'm okay, thank you, Yeah, no,
I'm I'm elaborating.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
Yeah, So I think Sammy is really consistent on, like,
you know, reminders of things that need to be done.
Do sing cell I give it to.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Sammy, all right? Uh, Greg Gory, I don't want to
vote because we shouldn't be doing this, Okay.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
So I've voted for Sammy many times in the past,
and normally I would do it right now. But and
oh and the Morgan thing. She got the tattoo, sure,
and that's a huge commitment, but she ended up loving it,
and she's going to get money for it, and uh.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
She did get she did get paid for, So I'm
not saying any of that is to be poo pooed.

Speaker 9 (16:30):
It's a big deal. She got a tattoo that she
was dreading and it's huge and it's awesome. And Sammy
usually is like you said, man, it's consistent, very organized,
very detailed. But this month, for more behind the scenes stuff,
I'm going with a previous winner, maybe even a two
time winner. I'm going with Bort Bores. He's had a
lot on his plate ly Yep, he sure has, and

(16:52):
he maintains his joyful mood.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, bored, who gets your vote?

Speaker 6 (17:02):
It's double down on that. I vote for me because
obviously everybody sucks, and I'm just going to derail this
entire segment.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I am. You know.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
I would also go for Sammy for no reason, but
I won't this month. I'm actually going to go for
mister Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Wow. Is that just a reciprocation vote?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
No?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Because not only did Greg drink the wine for us
this month, Greg also did the drugs for us this month.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
Awesome.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
He also got a streaming service so we can hear
all about it. For us, it was very brave of him,
extremely brave.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, he was watching TV and drinking wine.

Speaker 9 (17:50):
Exactly, free drugs and free like a firefighter, like I'm
a hero.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Greg finally figured out he's a joy his best life
right now.

Speaker 9 (17:59):
Totally.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
He could use the sixty nine bucks for another Gucci
dot Hall.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
So Greg thanky.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
Solid.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Let's check it with Morgan.

Speaker 12 (18:11):
Morgan, Oh man, Mine's tough. I don't want to be complicated.
Mine's like a three way tie.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Please be complicated. I'll go ahead there, complicated.

Speaker 12 (18:18):
So mine's a three way tie, Sammy, just because of
everything she does behind the scenes, communication, all that good stuff. Second,
I'm gonna go Bort because he's obviously working his butt
off doing the labor day, you know, post show stuff.
But then also I think Menace deserves it again just
because this guy gets on flights, he travels, he has

(18:39):
great time management skills, he never misses a show. And
then he also sent me two hundred bucks too personal.
But that's a win for me. So between those three,
I don't know, y'all, pick one of them.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Your vote to vote, your.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
Vote, uh, Sammy, because she hasn't won yet.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Sammy Okay, it seems like, yeah, she convercome her to
call my Sami votes. I remember, your guys are reminding
me of something really awful she did this month. Okay,
behind which is she torpedoed a guest, which I called
ahead of time that she was going to do, and
then she did it.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah, I think that would be a successful producer move
on my part.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Well, then who's the who's the vote for? Morgan Morgan?
All right, thanks, that's reminding me Morgan.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
Sorry, we have a wood show first, a renacking of
a vote.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
If he takes away his vote for that, good because
I'm still proud of what.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
I did there.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
But not only did she torpedo a guest, she told
me she wasn't going to torpedo the guest, then lied
and torpedo the guests because he and Greg, Her and
Greg had a conversation.

Speaker 9 (19:42):
Yeah, it was a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, anyway, we wanted to get what's his name, Yeah,
and so the idea was to have Corey Feldman. And
then they brought up an interesting point like why would
we have him on when we just bag.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
On him all the time, and then good point to
his face.

Speaker 9 (19:58):
Either bag on him to his face or be nice
to his face, which is phony.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Right, those are not the only two options that I explained,
but that's a whole other content.

Speaker 9 (20:05):
We get that, but there's a difference in philosophy anyway,
and yours doesn't necessarily mean it's right.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Oh you just give give a quick elevator pitch of
your philosophy. Elevator pitch of philosophy. You can talk, you
can have a conversation.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I talked about this like if you guys said, hey,
if you ever had James Corden in studio or Sebastian
Maniscalco in studio, who I've bagged on forever, I would
have a polite conversation to their face without without you know,
slobbing them. It's very doable. Corey Felman has been on
many shows. He's been on the Jim Norton's Show, He's
been on how A Mandel's show, and they don't. You
can talk to a person and have a conversation and

(20:38):
not love what they do.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
But you've already previously talked about how you don't like
what they do.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
That's fine. I don't have to say that. It is
such a detail to their face.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
Right, you don't understand the concept of being polite to
somebody to their.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Face, right, but it's still being like two face.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'm not saying if if he asked us with the
conversation off the air, he asked me personally, hey, do
you like my music?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I would say no, it's not for me, and that's
not Yeah, you just have to be honest. You don't
have to be mean right.

Speaker 10 (21:05):
When they're not there, and then that's that's Uh, that's
the part I don't support.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, thank you made Vaughn. Who gets your vote for
Employee of the Month? I am going to go with Bort.

Speaker 13 (21:21):
Bort has done a lot of stuff getting things put
together for our best.

Speaker 10 (21:25):
Of weeks, So hide how.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
He comes to work. Greg's drinking wine. N smoked out,
what are we doing here? Are prepared? Man? Slowly? Yeah,
he came in to give us his vote for Employee
the Month. He's leaning up against the wall. His response
took like ten seconds right now, changing my vote to Vaughan.

Speaker 13 (21:53):
Thank you. I'm going to go Bor for reasons I said,
I don't think the reason I said he does for
the best, does you know make sure I get my
stuff done? And reasons yeah, alright, cool, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Reasons, all right, I retracked my vote. Yeah yeah, finally,
all right, thank you, thank you, Von. What do you
mean finally you you won employ the Month? Yeah right,
if you're waiting to win, you it's been a while.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Anyway, Well, so, uh, you text your vote over to
two to ninety seven. You guys listen to the show
every day, at least the hardcore people do, so listen.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
We want to hear from you.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Text over to two to nine eighty seven, just the
name of the person on the show that you think
should win Employee of the Month, and then we'll have
that Uh, we'll have that result.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
For you tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Here on the show, we're gonna take a break and
then we'll come back brand new round of cart narks.
I'm really interested to hear with his brand new excuses
that we've never heard before.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Will we accept it? Okay, that's a good reason to
leave your cart out. Okay, Well new cart narks.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
The Woody Show is back.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Well, it's a thing.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
People, for whatever reason, have the hardest time making that
short little walk you've been walking from your car into whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Store you are in.

Speaker 9 (23:20):
All over the store doing all.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Your shopping walking back out to the car. And it's
at that point they just they go lazy, your legs
just stop working.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Serious, see those fainting goats the same thing on all
of a sudden, I know you just quit boom and
you're done.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
And then you don't put the car bag. You leave
it like a handicapped spot. It is one of the
open spots and just will hurry. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
And this seems to be a common annoyance, a common
pet peeve of many people, the people who don't do this,
and so at your service, the cart arks ladies and
gentlemen are here to help.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Cards. What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when
they on you?

Speaker 10 (23:57):
Cards, Cards, What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when.

Speaker 13 (24:01):
They got darks is filmed alongside the men and women
of Cardnarks List of Discretion.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
And so our very own agent Sebastian. He moonlights as
an agent of the car Narks and he goes out
and he just tries to get these people do the
right thing confronts of whoop woopsoo woop, that's not where
the cart goes, and just tries to get them to
do the right thing, and a confrontation, usually of some
kind of argument or whatever back and forth happens.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
And today apparently we have an excuse that we have
never heard before. On the car narks, Yes, and it
comes from this couple you're about to hear. It's an
older couple. But they've parked at the very edge of
the parking lot. They're way way out at a warehouse store.
So they've walked in a new car or something. No,
that's usually what new car owners do.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Not what I see what you're saying in menace, but
in this case not necessarily just a you know, a
little suv, but you know, they've walked in, they walked out.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
And then no, they don't need the cart anymore. Oh,
look at that, it's the it's a fire lane actually
in this case, red, red curb. And the guy he
walks away, by the way, two people again, a perfectly
able woman and perhaps a perfectly able man. He just
dumps his cart in the fire lane, and which, by
the way, now that's two three feet of driving area
you don't have anymore. And so he does that, and

(25:11):
I see it, and I pointed out, I'm looking at him.
I got my big orange traffic wand and pointing at
the cart, and he kind of gives me the eh whatever.
So I apply our magnet. It says, in this case,
I am lazy bones on board like a baby on
board big year. So I apply that, and let's see
if this guy you know, takes that as an indication. Oh,

(25:31):
I'm sorry, I'll do the right thing, you know.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Well, certain now you know why I did it. Why
because you left your cart out there in the fire lane.
Yeah that's correct, man.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Okay, so get that off my fing car, was his response.
And then she sees he's filming. Oh he's got a
body cam, so she thinks, oh, well, we don't want
to have a confrontation because we'll just look stupider. So yeah,
so they drive off, which is which is fine, you know,
but they drive off like ten feet Okay, oh he
will let it go right exactly. So the guy you
hear here, so he said he would stand no, yeah,

(26:05):
this injustice.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
Take it off when I get home exactly.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Can't tell me what to do? Now, Well, he tells me.
First off, he says, take it off. And then when
I say no, I'm not gonna unless you're your pants,
then he because I think they can like use like
two words and out maneuver me verbally. That's not happening.
So he tells me to take it off and they leave.
But then I encountered this guy.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
You take it off, I will if you take a
car back. Why not?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Do you not like fire lanes? Do you not like
people being able to get places safely? Are you just
a defiant lazy bones?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You do it?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Well?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I get you a stick or sir, thank you, thank
you for your service. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
That was that employee name, Wow, thank you for a
service your title of agents. I support that guy.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
So one of the So here's a question. So when
that happened to did the the dude see this interaction.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I think he did, and he was just enjoying it.
He was sitting back and just enjoying the silliness. Uh yeah,
because there's when when the that's nine times out of ten,
the employees are cool.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
They're like ah ha ha yeah because they love that.
Did he realize like, oh maybe I should put this
cart back?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Well, he was. He wanted to see how it played out. Essentially. First, okay, so.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
The guy he drives away and he's getting out to
get the magnet off, and that's when this excuse comes out.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
All right, here we go, cart narcs. Have you ever
heard of the disabled person who's legally blind?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Mother?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Certainly, of course I have.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
How did you see the magnet? How did you see
the magnet legally blind?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Oh? That means, okay, this guy's behind the wheel, thankfully, No,
okay again, the second person who's also there and could
return a cart, correct, is behind the wheel? Is she
legally blind too?

Speaker 9 (27:49):
And he used the whole time?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Right again? He used the cart to get in the
store around.

Speaker 10 (27:56):
I think heard people that are legally blind but they
have some type of vision.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I was this, Yeah, my grandmother's my dad. Essentially he
can't drive at night, you know, but she.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Had peripheral like right in front of her. Couldn't see Dick,
but like the periphery like yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, so yeah, yeah,
listen to that off the top there if you don't mind.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
You ever heard of the disabled person who is legally blind?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Mother?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Certainly, of course I have.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
How'd you see the magnet? How'd you see the magnet?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Legally?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Blying?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh that means, oh, I heard it slap upon the vehicle. Yeah,
you a mother so disabled and blind? Well right, yeah,
so that's again not applicable because even if he's whatever,
his wife's there the person exactly, he didn't care about that,
and unfortunately mother fks me and escapes. Oh no, that means.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Tell me, sir, go looking up, sir. Now, are you
gonna call? There's a phone number on there if you
happen to be able to read it.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, please call. You happen to you should get some rail.
That's a good pot. I see what you got we
did there. We're all looking for new wrinkles.

Speaker 12 (29:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (29:01):
Stickers are so anti handicapped.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Or broil stickers are ones that are written in riddles,
you know, like a combination of emojis and other things.
You have to try to decipher what the message is.
Be good for multi international card nars kids. Look, people
love games.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah, that would just be fun. Unfortunately they did not
call the number one, so that feels bad. Oh for one.
In this round of wood you show cart narks. But
it is nice, as we heard from that employee. It's
nice when people recognize what you're doing and recognize it's
the right thing to do. Despite all the liars and
losers out there and the excuse makers. So these kids,
maybe we're ten years old, they see me and they go, hey, sir,

(29:37):
Hey sir, And it was just the cutest amp thing
in the world.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh babe, how's it going?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Did we get a photo with you?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Like a sticker as well? That's sick.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Guys like candy, Oh my god, you want to come
to my van a RV. Yeah? Great, In fact, I
have four hundred of my own. Yeah about any kids?
How're we going we get a photo of you?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Sure, I'd like a sticker as well.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
That's sick, these carts, but obviously you would always put
them back right. Oh you know, I'd be one of
those people, one of these one of these silly adults.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I can find anyone who doesn't take.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
The well, I can't. I can't recommend that necessarily, but
let's good at it tude to wow.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Even kids know that, Hey kids, where's your mom?

Speaker 10 (30:27):
I do have a slightly random question because you said
this was at a big box store. Now, those big
box stores they have those like, uh, I don't know,
what would you call them, like a dolly, a flatbed
you ever?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Cart knarks somebody with one of those big monsters time,
just from time to time, sure, because those things you
talk about eating up a whole spot so heavy, but
they're very heavy. They eat up the You can't even
pretend you're like, maybe not in someone's way with those things. Yeah,
it happens from time to time. It's just not as common.
Who's next in this round of cart and arcs? All right?
So that was from the bad or from the good?
I should say to the bad this is a man

(30:59):
who I shouldn't even be playing this clip because it
shows exactly how to defeat me. Oh really, this is
you know, fake excuses about how you're blind and therefore
your wife can't return the cart. That doesn't defeat me.
What this guy does is does defeat me. He was
he parked and then he just dunked his cart, didn't
even try, just right off in the actually the disabled
spot next to him, fully blocking.

Speaker 9 (31:19):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
So I approach this dude and this is how he
reacts to me.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
You let your cart block in the half the drawaway?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Sir? What you want me to go?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Where do you think it goes my buttocks? No, sir,
this goes on your hood.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Oh cool.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I like that, thank you, but it says you're a
lazy bones.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Oh all right, he's just leaning in there. So first yeah,
first he gave me the stick it up your a
hole and then oh nice, thank you so much. At
that point I'm powerless. All right, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
My interaction done tool is verbal shaming and the magnet.
And once he's like, yeah, I like the magnet.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, I see. That goes beyond my advice where I
say just ignore you.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Right, well, that's what I tell my kids, you know, like,
if someone's getting on your nerves, you don't engage because.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
All it does is just fuels them. That's what they want,
you know, it just fuels the cartnark when you like,
was it particularly off my car right now?

Speaker 8 (32:11):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Oh yeah, I love now eating. I love beating people verbally.
But when they say, oh I'd like to have that, yeah,
you know, it's like the it's like a massipist.

Speaker 9 (32:19):
What is the age limit? Because I saw this woman
the other day. She was old but not too old,
and she had a really really fancy car that she
parked super far away and then left her cart Like,
is there an age limit to who you'll go after? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Rough, it's not a hard number, it's roughly sixty five. Oh,
but it has to do certainly with you know, do
they have a cane with them? Are they moving slowly?
How about the fact they parked super far away, they
did all their own shops and they walked around. You
can do the extra twenty Yeah, she was totally able
bodied and whatnot? Right in that case. It's always a
case by case situation. But yeah, if you're walking to
the end of the parking lot, obviously you can walk

(32:54):
the extra twenty steps to Yeah, exactly, yeah, all right,
what do you show cart and arcs? All right, so
this lady, she she gives me the old you know.
Oh she's good. You know, the car crowds two feet
away and she can't do it. But at the end
of it, again, I'm heartened by the man who come
who doesn't know who I am, but he sees the
problem and he comes to my help, and.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I want you to take it back.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Oh why did I do it?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Though I have no idea?

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Let me explain, because you left like no, no, no,
because you was a crow.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Thank you sir. Watch out, she's very lazy. Thank you
for the help.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
There's a crown right there. So he's yelling at her.
I love it. So that's nice that it's like the
little the grown up version of those little kids. So
then she's got the magnet and she's trying to tell
me to take it off, take it off. And when
she realizes I won't, she does it that other couple does.

(33:45):
She drives a little bit away. So I walk back
up and talk to her again, and she's found some
guy who apparently she knows. And again I'm heartened by
this guy because he's actually willing to have a conversation
discuss the issue at hand, and I think I made
a convert.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Alright, whre's this guy? How you doing y'all? So sir,
how's it going?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Let me tell I'm not a weird though? Watch out.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
You really gotta watch like how much you do though,
don't you?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
And then do you know? Are you friends with her
or something?

Speaker 14 (34:18):
Or that?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
She stops? Okay, so she stopped.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Maybe she thought you might be more sympathetic to her,
but she still did it the wrong thing. I was
very nice, all right, whenever you have.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
A conversation with her later, but thank you for being reasonable.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
And yeah, he does go. Yeah, all right, a little
bit of a message of little bit. He returned the
card for her. No, she didn't return the cards, certainly, No.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
She she had driven far enough away where he was.
He didn't even see the whole situation.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
He said, he's it weird.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I'll get him.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Well, I mean kind of weird, but yeah, I Greg.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
This is like when people call you weird for you know,
having a clean house closing you right.

Speaker 9 (35:01):
And you're a quote psycho you like things orderly.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah great, what a psycho you are not to want
to broken down r vs in the neighbor. We're not
talking about what he's doing. We're talking about him as
a person.

Speaker 9 (35:09):
Yeah you know, well yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Uh we got a text here. Two one four.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
The whole cart nark bit is the most little bitch
energy ever. I have no problem returning the car, but
I don't need a middle school hall monitor telling me what.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
The dude, well, dick. That's the point is that certain
people do need that, as this is a character who's
like a do gooder, which is the whole point of
the bit, you humorless dork. All right, the car narks everybody,
thank you? Yeah, I'm not really by the blind because
you manage until that point.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
How's it going. Sure, I'd like a sticker as well.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
That's sick something.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
You guys use cards, but obvious you would always put
them back right. Oh yeah, you know, to be one
of those people, one of these one of these silly adults.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I can anyone who doesn't quote, I can't. I can't
recommend that necessarily.

Speaker 11 (36:02):
But let's good at itude.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
All right, welcome back. Yeah, we have next week the
Labor Day Week of shows like stuff from the past
ten years, and we've been asking you guys for your suggestions,
your requests. We've been getting so much of it.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Gort and I have been going through so much to
get this ready for you guys, and today is the deadline,
so last chance to get your requests over. Here's one
from Anna Wing hoy Woodie Show, longtime listener and lifetime fan. Apologies,
so this is a little last minute, but I have
a request for the Labor Day Week.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Your greatest hits.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
An all time favorite clip of mine is that little
bit of a Dep's a little bit.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Of deep cup, deep cut, deep cut.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
It's when SeaBASS was doing either a Bachelorette or plenty
of fish segment with a very spunky lady. The interview
eventually made its way to her saying that she wouldn't
mind having a train of the gang Bang variety being
run on her.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
And she proclaimed chew chew ah. Yes.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
This is around the same time Sea Bass was talking
sound editing and producing classes, so he mashed up with
Quad City DJs. Come on ride the train. I couldn't breathe.
I was laughing so hard at work in tears for
ten minutes. A coworker of mine was genuinely concerned that
I was choking. It doesn't take much producing skill to
do that, but I appreciate h anyway, so she was

(37:29):
She was saying that you really like that. So here's
here's a little uh, here's a little clip of that.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Just then, Oh, the thing I have not tried a
bit I would like to try was have a fivesome.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Why not take a whole train period?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
But they all got to have some money. Oh wait,
so you wanted to have a train run on you.
But I'm running the train. I'm the leader of this train.
I'm the leader of this train. Chew chew. Yeah, that's
what she wanted to do.

Speaker 14 (37:56):
And here's the uh, there's a little bit of the
quad City.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yes, and that was from a plenty of fresh segment.
Nice take up, oh trade.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
All right, So you got a request from something from
the past ten years, something you'd like to hear next
week for the Labor Day week off. Please send us
an email email at the Woodieshow dot com text it
over to you ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Deadline is by the end of the show this morning.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
Cool forgot about her.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah, we gotta get working on that and finalize everything up.
So phones are open eight seven seven this well, we're
into another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct
World Wednesday, August twenty eighth, twenty twenty four. Thank you
for being here giving us some of your valuable time today.

(38:59):
You know what else you can do us? You could
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Woody Show. Woody Greg menas seed Mass, We got Sammy
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us over to to nine eight seven. We've got a
brand new red neck news coming up here in a second. First,
little little raccoon news. I know we just had raccoon news,

(39:22):
but I had to bring the story up because it's
too funny. The Missouri Department of Conservation had gotten a
report that a bald eagle had been hurt, but it
turns out it wasn't hurt.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
You know, I left this out of Raccoon News intentionally. Menace.
Oh it is sad woody.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Oh no, I think it's pretty amazing. Like I'm impressed something.
Ask me why it couldn't fly because it was just
too full from overeating. Because they did an X ray
on it found the bald eagle had just eaten an
entire raccoon.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Oh man, that's pretty impressive. Man.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
I know that bald eagles are big, but big enough
to eat an entire racove.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I think it was roadkill. Oh so it's already like Maine, right,
so that's the good news. I guess.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah, fly, pretty impressive. That's like when I was too
full for a bj You know, can I just take
a rain check? I'm way too full for.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
That dinner your spirit animals, right, I'm too full to
do everything. But your wife wanted She wanted you so
bad she did.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
I mean, she could at least strained a few ounces.
As I'm saying, Yeah, it wouldn't really helped that wouldn't
have made that much more room.

Speaker 10 (40:38):
But still that happens with my French bulldogs. When they're
too full, they can't jump up, so.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Then I have to pick them up. Can they jump anyway?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah, the jumpers, Yeah they can jump a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
like white guy jump. I would imagine like they can't
get very far off the off the ground. They could
just the way they're built, no short legs, you know,
built like a barrel. I know you hate this, but
they could jump up into like a like a bed
or something. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:03):
Really, because that is when you don't overfeed them. A
lot of people overfeed them and then they become way
too fat, and then they're supposed to be like twenty
six twenty eight pounds, but you see them out and
about they're probably like thirty five plus pounds. They're huge
monsters and you shouldn't be feeding them that much.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
But how much do you have to feed them before
they can't jump? H This is probably like after they
just ate or something like right after a meal. Just activities.
Wait thirty minutes for you swim kind of yeah, for sure,
got it. Don't overfeed your friend chies or your husband
because you won't want to mount party right exactly.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Well, we got some of the trending news headlines coming
up to sour. Also a brand new redneck news here
for you.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
So what do you show in your house?

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Became a fix forever after you bought it?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Redneck foods.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
And today's redneck news is from Indiana where this fella
his name is al for w roof Rook. He has
admitted and he tried to kill his wife by poisoning
her coca cola with cocaine MDMA and some benzos sweet,
just so he can marry his stepdaughter. Oh god.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
According to the police report, he claimed that the stepdaughter
wanted to quote get mom out of the picture so
they could cash in on her life insurance policy.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
And if he was able to do that, she promised
that she would marry him. And it sounds like a
good deal to him, Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
So he tried to poison her drink twelve different times,
but every time it just knocked her out for about
thirteen hours.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
But dang it, she never died. Oh my god, where
can I get this stuff? Sir? Yeah? And while she
was passed out, his stepdaughter and her friend would come
by the house to have sex with him. Yeah, who's had?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Everything came out after the wife ended up hospitalized six
times in a matter of weeks, testing positive for drugs
that she hadn't taken.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
So she called the cops. They investigated, and here we are. Wow,
Alfred was arrested, not the stepdaughter or the friend. I
guess they didn't have enough evidence to convict there.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
But Alfred was just sentenced to four years in prison,
which is a lot for him because he's seventy one
years old.

Speaker 9 (43:13):
He has been so.

Speaker 12 (43:13):
Hot, I know.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Oh yeah, for seventy one, he's not bad. He definitely
dies his wow you want him like he is? He
an eight or above?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
It's first set for his age for sure. Oh yeah, yeah,
he's wow.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah, I mean, I don't blame the step daughter, although
he's terrible at poisoning because I can think it's the
third time. Yeah, but he's gone to the hospital. Yeah,
you wouldn't keep going at it? No, you know, it's
a work in progress. I guess that's meaning you're you're
a scientist exact.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
It's like, you know, you gotta keep got to keep
trying a little bit more, a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
When I mean, i'd be angry, but I'd also thank
him for the nap. Yeah, so that is from Indiana.
That is Alfred w.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
Rubb.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
You look he's saying, you tell me he's seventy one
years old.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
Greg uh, Yeah, you look seventy one for seventy one.
He looks like a science teacher. Oh it's dark. He's
crazy eyes. He does run.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
You should love him, Yeah, broth, you should love him.
That red eyes crazy.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
I'm just surprised that you want to bang him.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
See just do drugs Now for w Ruff who went
with a plan to poise and then kill his wife
with cocaine and some m D m A said his step.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Daughter would agree to marry him. Okay, and that is
today he's read nick.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
And if you're willing to bang him, who cares about marrying?

Speaker 6 (44:42):
And that's.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
The show and a couple of headlines here, dude, So menace.
What is it called where they do all the acrobatics
and stuff. It's called sir, Oh circus circus?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
So le.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Can't say.

Speaker 10 (45:05):
Sir to do solet circus.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Some want to keep going with circus. It's cirkirk, right
and then solet sole. Yeah, anyway, do you see the
video from that that somebody fell. Yeah. So this hoop performance,
in one of those aerial hoop performance, whether it's like
the hula hoop on the end of the rope, it's
kind of spinning above everybody or whatever. She lost her grip.

(45:30):
This is in Portland. Some of the audience, of course,
caught it on video.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
She's suspended in the air, she's spinning on her hoop,
losing the grip and then bam, no safety that of course,
to break or fall, they don't do that.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
She was rushed at the hospital.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
A spokesperson for Cirque says that she's now conscious and stable.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
Oh good, okay, but yeah, that was you know that
act when the women will it's usually women. I don't
I've never seen a man do it. But there's like
two really really really long eats hanging from the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, silks, silks. Yeah, yep. For some reason they twirl
down it. Yeah, for some reason. That doesn't impress me really, yeah,
I mean the strength, the strength is it's admirable. But
I'm like, okay, so you're holding on real tight and
it's spinning around or whatever.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
Okay, neat, Yeah, don't they have random studios. We're just
like women off the street, just.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Do that, and you know what they love doing getting
a photo of them doing that and posting love that.

Speaker 9 (46:30):
The thing that impresses me the most is those huge
steel wheels that are connected by a center bar and
the whole thing spin and that jump on top of
it into it.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
And then it like rolls like a coin falling down. Yeah.
So it looks like from a random carnival.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah. Two people were killed, a third person seriously injured.
A tire exploded as it was being changed on the
delta plane in Atlanta. They're at the airport. It was
a workshop like not at the gate. But the two
people who died fifty eight year old guide to thirty
seven year old dude. The third person survived, but there
is no word yet on the injuries or how they're doing.

(47:05):
But overfilling or I don't know, the tired is off. Yeah.
Mark Zuckerberg says the Biden administration pressured him to censor
stories about COVID and Hunter Biden. This is good to
know as the electioneers and the empty threats of I'm
leaving start to emerge. Sure, because the study found the
best countries to move to if you're an American, are Portugal,

(47:28):
Spain and Canada.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
People always say they're going to do that and they
always follow through it. Why would you move to those countries?
I don't know why, but I've known if it doesn't
go your way the election. Why are those the best?

Speaker 10 (47:43):
I don't know, But in the past couple of years
I known of a couple of people that have moved
to Portugal and they love it.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yeah, Spain is awesome. Was it the man getting the man? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (47:53):
Getting it for like any political reasons. They just really
liked it.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah. Let's see.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
We got some creepers in the news. A woman on
vacation in Spain. She caught a hotel worker stealing her
underwear and sniffing them.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Hot Yeah. She had set up an iPad towards the
door of her room after the employee had already entered
the room to leave her a gift, and then he
returned for the sniff. Here she is watching the video
as she is having her panty sniffed. Warning fun accent ahead.
Oh he's sniffing them. Oh he's actually taking a knickers

(48:28):
sniffing them. Oh my gosh, he's pulling, he's poking god,
yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
A woman in New Jersey has filed a lawsuit against
American Airlines, claiming that a stranger climbed on top of
her mid air and sexually assaulted her. The woman said
that after the plane took off, she fell asleep. She
woke up to find this guy's left arm inside of
her pants and his right hand forcing her hand onto
his wenus.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Oh no, she said.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
The man covered himself with his black puffer jacket and
digitally penetrated her as she slept. She is blaming the
airline and the flight attendants for not noticing or stopping him, But.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
What about every other passenger?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Well, what's to say? Like?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Okay, so I'm playing Devil's advocate here. I mean that sucks, okay,
but I'm playing devil's avocate if I'm the flight attendant.
I'm walking through and I see, you know, there's it
looks like a couple sitting next to each other, right,
I mean, you can't really tell what they're doing, but
if they have like a jacket over their lap, I
don't know, unless I can see something that's really going

(49:32):
on there that would be deemed inappropriate. I don't know
if I'm saying anything right, I don't know. It's I
don't know how that's their responsibility or how they're at
fault here.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Well, I think the lawyer sucks. He's gonna say, sue
the person with money.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
The guy, yeah, the creepers he broke, Yeah, go after
where if you can find some cash. A priest driving
porch pirate in Fresno, California, keeps stealing the weirdest stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
You guys.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
He's stealing lawn chairs, pott plants, all kinds of weird
into she.

Speaker 9 (50:01):
By the way, sounds great to me.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Please said they have gotten poor reports about a woman
in a super sweet blue Prius.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Were you wearing a wig taking things from homes? But
they say unless what was stolen is worth more than
nine hundred and fifty dollars, she would likely face misdemeanor
theft charges and possibly trespass, which means no charges by
all means do nothing about it.

Speaker 9 (50:23):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Well, tell you what this happened.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
Let's just lower the standards further.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
This happened to me personally and to my parents. When
we were a little kid. Someone took our partial on furniture,
and when I had a house in the ghetto, they
literally unearthed the plants I had just put in. Well
is expensive.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yeah, and she's redoing the backyard obviously, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Potted plants are just nice, you know.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Meanwhile, in Oakland, California, somebody stole a fire department's jaws
of Life.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Oh wow, that's cool, sounds like.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Because I guess they were using them for something they
had sattened down. Like, I don't know how you just
make off with those though, I mean heavy.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah. It takes multiple people to maneuver those things. Yeah, yeah,
well I would take at least too. They have multiple
criminals in Oakland.

Speaker 9 (51:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
An off duty cop got arrested at a Kenny Chesney
concert in Massachusetts after peeing on a random woman's cowboy boots.
Oh his name is Shane Lynch's now facing charges of
disorderly conduct and destruction of property.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I mean, who hasn't done that.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
A doctor in Austria is in trouble. A patient was
brought in after a forestry accident, needed some emergency surgery,
and the surgeon let his thirteen year old daughter assist
him with the surgery and drill into this guy's skull.
Oh okay, he has been so fired by the hospital
the patient is suing, which after everything he's gone through. Guys, dude,

(51:42):
he needs this like he needs a hole in the head.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
There is what did you do A bad job? I mean?

Speaker 9 (51:52):
Is he alive?

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (51:53):
He is?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
He is alive.

Speaker 9 (51:55):
Okay, so wait to go little doogie.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yeah called learning.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Yeah, and from Austria to Australia, where they just passed
a right to disconnect law that says employees can ignore
work related calls and emails after hours without worrying about
getting punished by it or punished for it by their boss. However,
when it comes to emergencies and jobs with irregular hours,
the rule still allows employers to contact their workers, who

(52:21):
can only refuse to respond when it is quote reasonable
to do so.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
And they have like this whole.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Panel of people that will decide if it was reasonable
to do that or not.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
The first ones to do this.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, let me tell everyone what it looks like. Tell
me everybody at work hates you without telling me they
hate you. Story about this guy in Colorado lucky to
be alive after his coworkers left him behind on a
fourteen thousand foot mountain that they climbed as part of
this team building exercise. He got lost on the way down.
Everybody had left, took all their gear with them, and

(52:55):
they had left stuff along the path by the way
that got him back, like a trail breadcrumbs kind of thing.
But they took all that stuff with them when they left,
So he was lost in these high winds, freezing rain
for twenty four hours. They stretched him out of there
and they got him to a hospital. Meanwhile, there's this
guy in the news. His name is Richard Becker. He's
a former executive for Lenovo, that's the computer people.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, and he.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Is insisting that his ex company wrongfully fired him for
peeing in the lobby of a hotel after a business meeting.
He says that he has serious bladder issues. He says
he couldn't make it back to his room and he
had no choice your pants then, but to quote discreetly
urinate on the ground in the hotel's vestibule.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
A medical condition named that vestibule vestibule.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Four days later, he was fired for cause no severance.
He wants one point five million dollars.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
You know, you go for a plant. I peed in
a hotel conference room in a potted plant, and it's
because I was hooking up with a chicken there. Nice.

Speaker 9 (54:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I don't know I've ever shared the story.

Speaker 10 (54:03):
But I was really wasted at a hotel and I
was like lost, and uh the ice machine room.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I peed in there and like behind the machine. Okay, Yeah,
that's not bad because they have a drain usually a
lot of those places. That's okay. Let me ask another question.
Don't worry about it, that's this guy.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Let me ask another question. So, uh, let's say you
have a known bladder issue.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yeah, which I do.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
It's being drunk. Yeah, you're sober, you have a known
bladder issue. Would you not be wearing like we did.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Adult diapers or if legit?

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yeah, because if you know that there's man, this is
going to hit me and there's no way that I
can get to a restroom. Like you're going to take
the risk of, you know, having the pee in the hotels,
the vestibule job over it. I'm not even thinking about that,
but just like, why would you end up wanting to
pee or like, oh, you know that's gonna be my option.
I'm just gonna somewhere out right in the middle of everything, yeah,

(55:03):
or just go in your pants, especially the hotel vestibule.
The adult diapers were shockingly comfortable.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
No they weren't. Yeah they were. How comfortable they were,
and they make them thin and discreet for you know,
occasional leaks.

Speaker 9 (55:16):
Yeah, they didn't make that noise when you watch.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
If you're a guy, you can, you can. They make
external catheters that basically it's a larger hose that you
stick over it and then you tie off like a
lag of a wrinkle. I would probably like that better.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I just want a catheter. It's well, yeah, the adult
iper didn't make you look bulky.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
No, comfortable they were. They were comfortable. It was a
weird sensation. You guys fell in love.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
No, I'm just saying, but it wasn't as I thought.
It was gonna be way more uncomfortable, like how you'd
feel like after you did yes cratchy.

Speaker 10 (55:46):
Yeah, the second I started sweating and then feeling it
on my skin, I ha No, No, not the actual
uh release, I'm just talking about.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
The diaper hot.

Speaker 10 (55:58):
Yeah, they ran to a hot Maybe they need some
cooling technology.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
It just gave me comfort knowing that if and when
that day comes that I need that then Yeah, and Amazon,
you know, Greg Menace, what it sounds like you need
ones that you have like cool packs in I mean,
throw them the freezer. Wouldn't that be fun?

Speaker 9 (56:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Because I run too hot you and then you can
just see wherever.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Oh yeah, you think your commute sucks, listen to this,
although it could be a lot worse. You'll understand. Starbucks
they've got a new CEO. His name is Brian Nicol.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Heard a lot about this guy.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
This guy's got a commute with the new gig. He
lives in southern California, Newport Beach, or as Greg calls it,
Ruleport Beach.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Ruleport Beach because it rules everything.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
And he works at Starbucks headquarters over one thousand miles
away in Seattle. So he does this daily. He makes
this commute on the company jets. Now, I don't know
what kind of jet it is. It might be something like,
you know, I'm sure with not a with not a
great cabin height, you know what I mean, Like you
might have to scrunch down a little bit to get in.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
You might duck a little bit. It's a pretty bad asshet,
is it? Okay?

Speaker 7 (57:06):
Starbucks has a badass jet?

Speaker 3 (57:08):
No?

Speaker 10 (57:08):
No, I know quite a bit about this, and I
think they allotted maybe nine million dollars for his commute. Really,
and but he is only required to be in the
office three days a week.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Well, he's he's been the CEO of Chipotle for the
last six years. His base salary for the new Starbucks
job ceo of Starbucks? What do you think the base
salary is a base salary? Usually they paid these things
with all kinds of stock, right, like a.

Speaker 9 (57:33):
Dollar, and then they get tens of.

Speaker 10 (57:35):
Millions of years, a mill a mill a MILLI I
think there's one point six million?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Was that right? Well, if you know the answer, just
come on a game there.

Speaker 9 (57:45):
God damn it. I was going to say two million.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
You know what I read ahead. You know, I'll tell
you the answer. I remember it's one point six one.
Oh sorry, Matts. Why is this even in the new
If I'm Starbucks, I don't want this getting out. This
is very not well no, because they don't care.

Speaker 10 (58:00):
Because just him alone going to the company, it increased
the value of the company.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Talking about from the homage standpoint I'm talking about, I'm
talking about the jet part, the country granola environmental right No, no, no,
they're not doing the certain lids anymore, right, like straws.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
Or right, but let's fly this dude.

Speaker 10 (58:18):
But no, I'm telling you, I'm telling you they don't
care because him alone just going to the company hasn't
even done anything yet raise the company value and stock
twenty billion.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Dollars from the business standpoint of Again, but if you're
looking like it's like people who are yeah, we're talking
about the look for the company called the perception want
this perception like.

Speaker 10 (58:37):
It's not your like Indie India coffee shop anymore. So
public perception doesn't matter. It is a mainstream coffee company
and people don't care. They're not going to stop going
there because they spend nine million dollars to get this
guy to work.

Speaker 9 (58:51):
It's not the money. They're talking about the optics of
the hell.

Speaker 10 (58:53):
Again, I'm trying to tell you they don't care about
the optics, Like the general public doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
They does want their coffee.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Starbucks two Gulf Stream G five fifties. Those are sweets.
Those are so weird.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Those things can fly thirteen hours without stopping.

Speaker 10 (59:10):
All the public cares about is they want their coffee quickly,
and they're trying to figure out that part.

Speaker 9 (59:15):
I've said for years, the public doesn't care about anything.
Nobody cares about litter. Nobody cares about anything.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
But companies like that, look companies exactly right good in
this number of percent. They shouldn't even have it publicized.

Speaker 10 (59:28):
They are looking good by bringing this guy in and
increasing the value twenty billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
All right, Yeah, we're both saying is not getting.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
We're at an impade.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
He blew the guessing game. He's not getting.

Speaker 10 (59:40):
But I'm trying to tell you, like, why get I'm
getting people don't care about the optics, Like why are
you not accepting that answer?

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Eight seven seven forty four Texas seven to two to
ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
It is. It's a show, all right, Welcome back.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Mena says that the Apple Store made him sad, and
I'm wondering. I'm wondering why.

Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
Because I went to the Apple Store the other day,
and I would say probably for the past twenty years,
it was one of my most exciting stores to go to,
and now it's just like it gives me no feeling,
like there's nothing that i'd go in there to be
excited about, Like I would be excited to see the
new iPhone, the new iPad, the News Prime.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Yeah, but like once you've seen those things, the next
even the accessories, I'd be like.

Speaker 10 (01:00:41):
Oh, here's a new case, charging car, all right, yeah,
a new charging cable, our new attachment that you could
get for your iPhone, and it's just it's just.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Not there, Like I mean, anytime I go to a
Best Buy, anytime I go to an Apple store, like,
I still like it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:56):
Excited, like yo, give me this warm, fuzzy feeling, and
it hasn't done that for a really long time. And
like I yeah, I did the vision Pro thing. I
was unimpressed by that. It hurt my head too, and
then uh yeah this sucked. The only one cool thing
I did see in there, and I just couldn't believe
it because again I've been going there for twenty years,

(01:01:16):
and I remember like a one gigabyte hard disk. It
was called like a jazz drive back in the day,
and that was like mind blowing the one gig This
thing was a five terabyte whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Who even has that much stuff? I don't know if
terabytes were the stuff? Yeah, I probably ten really, yeah,
think about all the video I take.

Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
Yeah, but the five terabyte hard drive was like one
hundred and sixty eight bits could have been one hundred
and sixty nine but six arabytes, but like that was it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
I was like, wow, I don't know, man, I still
like it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I feel like going into a Best Buy or an
Apple store, for me is how smart people feel going
to like bookstores, well at least like going to Barnes
and Noble, like, oh wow, yeah, well.

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
The best cool stuff I can read. They like all
the kitchen stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:02:01):
Yeah, I feel like I could go in there and
still discover new things that I haven't heard about.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Because I have a ton of stuff, and then they
have a yeah, so much stuff. But I don't know Apple,
come on, Yeah, I still am a fanboy, but.

Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
I associate going to the Apple Store with you have
a problem, that's why you're there, you know, like you're
going there to get warm.

Speaker 10 (01:02:21):
I hate what they've done with the Genius Bar, at
least the locations I go to, because before it used
to be like, h like a desk that you walked
up to. Now it's like this open concept, stupid thing
sit on. These these little boxes are like bean bags
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I like. I hate, like our stupid office here. Yeah,
I hate it. Like I loved going up to the
desk and the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
One closest to my house still has the table. They
but they will do that. Well, they'll take you out
to one of the other you know, open space area.
Let's go still on the floor and yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Am I playing hacky sack? Or are you going to
fix my computer? So once a billion dollar idea for Apple, Like,
what's their next products? Free advice here, folks. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:03:01):
They were going to go into the car space and
then they abandoned that. They were going to buy this
company called Canoe, which was pretty cool. I like that,
but they're not doing that. They said they weren't going
to go into television's So I mean, what else again?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah, what else is there? I mean, make that provision devices? Yeah,
I guess the app Apple vision pro make it smaller
and you know, make it almost the size of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
It's every year at this time people start to get
hyped up about the new iPhone.

Speaker 9 (01:03:32):
Here's my billion dollar idea for Apple, the ivape.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
True, boy, I haven't worked out the details yet, but ipape.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Has an idea. He would just walk in the room
and say this and you guys figure it out. Yeah,
do the ipape. We'll figure it out later.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
All right, here's the question for everybody. You could text
in eight seven seven forty four? What he call in? So,
what's the story you get most excited to walk into? Yeah,
like my wife, it's got to be targeting.

Speaker 9 (01:04:04):
I know mine?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah, my target? Your target?

Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
Like what would yours home good?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Home goods? So it's not Apple? What I would say
best by best Buy? I think my best by best
buy target is a source of stress.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Really Yeah, Well, why I love going in the cost
Everything you need?

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
It's another one. A lot of people get answers about
going to Costco. I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
That's a good one. That's good. That's really good. What
is it for you? Text over to too ninety seven?
What's the story you like?

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Legitimately get psyched when you're going there. Marshals marshalls, marsh
I've ever been to a marshal? And we are in
c another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It's August to twenty eighth,

(01:04:56):
twenty twenty four. Gangs all here. My name is Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
That is Greg Goring. Happy new hour, Happy new hour
to you. Greg. There's a menace. What is up?

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Whatdy Sea Bass is here, Sammy, Good morning, Good morning.
Phones as always always open, never need an invite. Anytime
you want to call in, you have an open invite.
Just whatever you got eight seven seven forty four send
us eight text over to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Two to nine eight seven. We're gonna play the fat
role challenge wait this hour. This is a game we
haven't done for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
And so the whole thing is you hide something under
your fat role. Now, obviously you know my fat role
would be bigger than Greg's fat role, which is bigger
than Sammy's fat role.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
So, like it just depends on what you can fit
in your fat role. And then we have to try
to guess what that I ad miss.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Just inspired because I saw a video of a large
woman putting like laundry hampers. Yeah yeah. Wasn't there like
a two liter bottle of soda? Yeah, she could, she
could literally do anything. Broom, Wasn't there a new story?

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Also, there was a guy who had like a machete. Yeah,
guy tried to smuggle a machete into prison under his.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:06:06):
Yeah, So that's when you know you have a problem.
When you could put a vacuum cleaner in your fat roll.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Meaning to ask Greg after last week he took the
shot of Manjaro right that he got his hands on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
I wanted to know, like, did you notice that? I mean,
it's one.

Speaker 9 (01:06:22):
Dose, it was. That's the thing. It's one dose. It's
the introductory dose, right, it's the smallest dose five. I
don't know how long it's supposed to take to quote
kick in, but I did on the second day. So
he did the injection on the On the next day,
I made my usual lunch, which is cottage cheese, tomato

(01:06:44):
and avocado, and I could not even finish the avocado
half of it. And I thought, you know what, I
am absolutely stuffed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Well, Greg, would you be surprised if I told you
what we gave you was a placebo?

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
No, because I was wondering maybe it's a pla. Was it?
It was? It was legitimatic that you got full the
next day. Yeah, I've heard. I've heard, Yeah it really is.
If so I have got to get more. The injection
wasn't that easy. But also, and this is the thing
where I'm thinking maybe it's a placebo. Uh, There's been

(01:07:18):
some things outside of work that have caused me great
amounts of stress, and when I'm stressed and anxious, I
tend to not eat. I think people eat when they're
stressed or anxious. I absolutely go total anarexia mode, but deep.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
But I'm deep in thought.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
I find myself or my wife goes, you're pacing, I'm
like walk, I'm I'm just like walking around the house
like the dog just kind of wonders.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
And then you would or would not eat more, and
I would eat more because I'm grazing. I'm passing by
the pantry. I can't have any kind of like anything loose,
like a trail mix or what.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Because I'll keep dipping, Just keep dipping. Yeah, open package
of cooking, just keep dipping. I'm only having two, Yeah,
now then I'll make another lap. I'll come grab another
two because they taste so good.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
Yeah. So I'm just unsure if the stress and anxiety
of the past several days have been a factor in
that I'm not eating. I don't know if it's because
of the mondeur o Monjurro Manjarro specifically, but I think
on day two after the injection, it really did help

(01:08:24):
me feeling full quickly. Day three or notice anything. Day three,
no I think maybe it wore off because I was
quite hungry and I totally went off the diet and
had a burrito.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Even weight week to week.

Speaker 9 (01:08:42):
I did check and since the injection, I have lost
three pounds. Nice, but maybe that's the interrect How is
the pooping very infrequent?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
That's because you're not eating a lot, right, Not to
let go, Greg, you've.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Been losing weight all ready for a while. Is three
pounds kind of normal per week that you've been.

Speaker 9 (01:09:03):
Losing No, definitely not. I definitely plateaued because you know
how you lose weight, You get stoked then and then
it just takes forever to get one more pound down.
This has definitely kickstarted me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
So Eli Lilly the ore the ones that make zet
boundce the one I'm taking, not only two doses into
that rule bound. They have started selling single dose vials
of zet Bound because there is just too much demand
the smaller doses, and these smaller doses cost fifty percent
less than the rival weight loss drugs, So they sell

(01:09:34):
two point five milligram and five milligram vials.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
That's the two lowest doses.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Of zet bound for three hundred and ninety nine dollars
and five hundred and forty nine dollars respectively for a
month's supply.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
On their website, that's a vial, which means Lily direct.
That's not that easy pen thing, so you have to direct,
pull a needle out, load up.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Yes, and these more affordable vials are marketed toward patients
like me whose health insurance don't rem them for weight
loss medications. Greg would also have a hard time finding
like a legitimate doctor based on your weight and your
BMI to even prescribe it to you in the first place.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
I could.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
He wants to go to Columbia to get to absculpting,
He'll find somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Well again, these online consults, it's very easy to do.

Speaker 10 (01:10:23):
But also the vile thing is because it's not the
issue of them producing the medication. It's the actual device itself,
the mechanism.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Which is so it is super convenient as great found that's.

Speaker 9 (01:10:34):
Great, very awesome. The question is why can't is fulfillment
the issue if they're running low and the demand is
so damn high. My simpleton brain says, make more.

Speaker 10 (01:10:46):
Well, Eli Lily says, again, it's the device for producing
the device, not the actual medal.

Speaker 9 (01:10:51):
When a device maker just say, we are in demand,
let's make Who.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Knows where they're getting these things from, Well it's China.
You can throw a new new factory. They have a
ton of kids, would be happy to make all great
little hands that are pa fat. Americans need to get skinny.

Speaker 9 (01:11:06):
Yeah, exactly artized.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Somebody said the majority of their weight loss happened on
the two point five Monjarro injections.

Speaker 9 (01:11:14):
But then, ideally, how are you supposed to do it?
It's is it once a week? Yeah, once a week
and then just same day like forever more or just
until you hit your goal.

Speaker 10 (01:11:22):
Wait, I heard it goes up to like fifteen also
on the injections. Also correct, same with the zep bound.
But people that have gone off of it, they've gained
I mean, if they're not disciplined, they've gained all of
it back within four months.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Oh wow, and possibly more because what happened. You have
no more appetites at present. You're eating just as wild
as you did before. It's not the medications that doesn't
it's the fact that you haven't changed any of your
lifestyle and you're still eating like an a hole, and
now you don't have anything to suppress your appetite and
slow your digestion, and so then of course you end
up gaining the weight.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Well, I think the easy solution then is to once
you get to your goal weight, keep aisles on hand
in the fridge, and then maybe every other week or
once a month. I mean, come on, guys, the solution's easier.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
The new data shows that taking a weight loss drug
might also help reduce the risk of heart attack.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
Rip.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Oh nice, I told you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
There's other thing I saw recently, something else that I
do besides taking a weight loss medication. Sleeping longer on
the weekends, they said, reduces your risk of cardiac arrest.

Speaker 9 (01:12:23):
Right, but you're good at that, you can.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
I'm really good at it. I'm up at seven am.
I'm amazing AA. That's like sleeping in for us.

Speaker 9 (01:12:29):
Like five on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
In the study, those treated with WGOV, which is what
I was on before the zet bound, experienced a reduction
in major cardiac events by up to twenty eight percent
and saw twenty four percent reduction in the risk of
cardiac related death and a nineteen percent reduction in the
risk of death from any cause. And so this is
over the span of thirty four months, the people in

(01:12:52):
the study taking wagov not only saw their risk of
cardiac complications lower, but also saw lower blood pressure levels
and weight loss greater than people in the placebo group.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Like, you gave Greg a giant fat ass is good
for your health. It's good for you. That's fantastic. Yeah,
I'm just curious if you if you had any if
it was place But the next day it absolutely made
me feel fuller and I couldn't even finish one avocado. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
See, I noticed after a couple of weeks, like I
noticed the feeling more, uh huh. And I've been consistent with,
you know, getting these prepared meals, and you know, I'm
meeting a very restricted calorie diet.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Right, It's balanced and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
It's not like the sweet potato, sweet sweet potato tomato
and cottage cheese died.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
That you're on. Yeah, but it's exciting. It's a little
bit more exciting than that, but not by much. Yeah,
we're gonna play the fat roll challenge and we're gonna
try to guess what's being hidden in the fat roles
here in the studio, and that's gonna be next. I
haven't even picked my item yet. Yeah, it's me and
you usual sure a role did well again? Like if

(01:14:04):
Sammy wants a prediction, Yeah, yeah, we give our pit
piece of tape. Yeah, it's a tick tacks the fat
Role Challenge that the flat h fine Medicine I will
do it, and then you guys will have to try
to guess while we're hiding in our fat something that
not a pen or a highlighter please something fun? Oh yeah, yeah, alright.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie text us too to
ninety seven will be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
What he's sitting the nine piece chicken nuggets somewhere in
the studio? Can Menace find it before that? Never mind
he found it? The Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
The Woody Show is back.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
All right, welcome back, everybody is the Woody Show and
time for.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
A little contest.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
And uh it's called the fat Role Challenge. And so
medic and I each have an item. We're gonna hide
the item under our biggest fat role and then everybody
has to try to guess what the item is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Me, I can't remember did we have a time limit
on this.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Because maybe the amount of questions I don't think we did. Yeah,
I can't. I can't remember. I can't remember how we did.
I think maybe people tapped out. They're like, okay, I
give up.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Yeah all right, So I mean because it has a
has a potential to really kind of drag on.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Ye til the end of the show.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
Speaking of fat rolls, I got on this kick of
what rewatching my six hundred kind of life?

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:15:37):
Oh god, it's a great show. Yeah, fantastic. I wish
they did a little bit more follow up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Huh, but god, that's addictive, dude.

Speaker 10 (01:15:45):
One thousand pounds Sisters, Tammy, she's down five hundred pounds, so.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
What is she still fat? Still? She is still fat? Wow?

Speaker 10 (01:15:54):
Not supportive. I don't think they actually gave out what
her current weight is, but that I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Look at them, she's mostly skinned now and isn't dating chicks?

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, faberal challenge Menace, do you have your item? Yes,
it's my person.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Okay, so Menace has his item under his his belly roll.
All right, So I will start the questioning is this
something that you can eat?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Uh? Yes? Is it something you should eat?

Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
Some people would say yes, is it a food item?

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
It is? I want to consider it a food? Is
a food item. No, you don't need it to sustain life.
Is it something you get in a vending machine? No? Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Is it something that you can buy at like Walgreens? Yes,
I already have my guess. You already have a guess?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I do?

Speaker 9 (01:16:56):
Can I guess now? Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Is it chewing gum? No?

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
It can't get an inventing machine. I thought that too well.

Speaker 9 (01:17:02):
No, he said you can eat it, but you don't
eat eat.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
What color is it? It is orange? Does it have
to be yesterday? I think twenty questions? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because.

Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
It would have to be yes or no?

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
Does it? Does it come in a pack with multiple
items of the same thing in it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
It can? It can't, but this one didn't. Is it
used to mark on the surface of any kind?

Speaker 9 (01:17:32):
No? Is it sweet this one? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Oh? Does it also come in savory?

Speaker 9 (01:17:43):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
Does it help your breath?

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
It can? Yes? Man? Orange? Is orange?

Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
Thing that I have another guess? The banaka the breast spray? No,
dang budge is a fudge?

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
It's not fudge? Okay. Do is it something that women
use more than men typically?

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
Is it bigger than a thumb?

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Yes? Is this something that an animal would eat. No.

Speaker 9 (01:18:17):
Is this something you would normally find in our office
here at work?

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Uh? Yeah, but it's not common in an office. Oh okay, okay.
Would it normally be found in a kitchen? Yeah, I
would say. Would Greg Gory enjoyed this thing? Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (01:18:34):
Would it be in the refrigerator?

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
It doesn't have to.

Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
Be, but it could be. Is it a condiment of
some sort of a google No, you don't consume it?

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Well no, I mean you know you're not supposed to.

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
But is it a vegetable?

Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Come on, in our office? Is this something? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:18:54):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
No, you said there is a savory version. No, I said, no,
I don't believe there's a savory. Is it produced primarily internationally?
And consume it internationally? It is consumed worldwide.

Speaker 9 (01:19:06):
Have we talked about it before?

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Yes? I have another guess? What's your guess?

Speaker 9 (01:19:11):
Is it magic shell?

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
No? It's orange?

Speaker 9 (01:19:19):
Oh, it's Is it always orange?

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Yes? Oh that's a good question. But because we've had orange,
there's they make like a peanut butter magic that's kind
of orange. But yeah, always you said it's bigger than
a thumb, Yeah, is it? But it can be, but
it can be much larger than that is it Elmer's glue. No,
you have an orange cap.

Speaker 10 (01:19:39):
This one is this particular one is larger than a thumb,
but it can be much larger than that as well.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Version and it can help you.

Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
You can eat it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:50):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
You can consume it. I'm stealing the text.

Speaker 9 (01:19:54):
Guests.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Be it orange kit cats? No, because they make those
giant Chinese one. No. Is it a vape? No, I
wish Is it a candy? No, because the vending machine
can't see any machine? Yeah, maybe we should have that's okay,
I mean, everybody want one more?

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Guess I'm out. I have no idea because what's throwing
me off is like bigger than the thumb.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
It can get I'm gonna say, but not any okay.

Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
Is it skinny?

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
No? No? Is it more long or wide? This one
is wide? This one is wide? Is it shock?

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:20:34):
So if this one is wide, but they're not always
made the same size.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Yeah. Oh is it a dill do?

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
All right, I'm out, all right, I I I think
I'm out up tick tacks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
I'm also I'm also gonna steal this from the text.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Fireball whiskey whiskey ding dinging ding.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
That's a texture and you cannot get that in a uh.

Speaker 9 (01:21:03):
Interesting, I mean in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
A real country you could get machine. You know what
I'm saying, cigarette VNY machine for the first time in
forever recently. Those last one I saw was in Abia Abitha, Spain.

Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
Well that was that was fun and difficult?

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Yes, yeah, no, I I I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
All right, Uh you guys ready for the next one.
I've got something lodge under my largest fat role. It's
the fat role challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
All right. It wants to go first? I will Is
this an office supply? No? Can you eat it? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Would you personally enjoy eating us?

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Sometimes? Would be my answer? Okay, it depends, but yes
its healthy? Yes? Is it no? Yeah? Is it a
vegetable of some kind? No?

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
Is it a fruit of some kind?

Speaker 6 (01:22:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Would you find this in a vending machine? No, you
would not.

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
Does it go in the fridge?

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
No? Could you use this sexual?

Speaker 9 (01:22:12):
I wouldn't hear that?

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
And no? Is it liquid? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (01:22:19):
Is it always the same color? Or does it come
in a variety of colors?

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
I would say most of the same color. Would Greg
Gory use this to cream his coffee? No? Is it fireball.
It is not fire.

Speaker 9 (01:22:34):
Does it contain alcohol? It does not. Is it in
a can?

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
Could a toddler drink it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
No? No?

Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
Is it an energy drink?

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Is not an energy drink? What banka is not banaka?

Speaker 9 (01:22:50):
Okay? Have Do we have these in the office fridge? No,
it's not kept in the fridge. Oh, it's not kept
in the Is it a condiment of some sort?

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
Is it catch up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
No? Is it hot sauce?

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
It is hot sauces.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
I love this game. Yeah, look at that. Not just
a packet either, bitches.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Yeah, I don't know if I could stand it without
a dropping though, as I'm sitting here, like I can tuck.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
It under, but like I don't. I don't know if
it would hold. Probably not. Yeah that's a heavy bottle. Yeah,
you wouldn't want to drink it. So next time someone
has the chilula, know that it's been under and I
didn't open it up. It's just the bottles. Yeah. I
did use the hell out of that. Yeah right, you
can put that ishe on anything?

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Although that's Franks, that's true. That's how you played the
fat role challenge everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
That was really fun. That's the laft of superiority. All right,
welcome back. Let's see. Oh eh, this is for Greg.

Speaker 9 (01:24:08):
Oh good.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Thousands of horny tarantulas are coming out of their subterranean
dwellings for a mass mating migration.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
And this happens every year.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
It's generally from June to October, depending on the region.
And during the mating, the mature males they hit them
streets looking for action, while the females just stay in
their burrows and they admit these pheromones to let the
males know where to find them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I'm over here, guys. Yeah, you think this is in Australias.
Pie right here in the States.

Speaker 9 (01:24:46):
Yeah right, it's probably in my neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Yeah. Oh, I got some Lamborghini news. Oh sweet love Lamborghinis.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
So this guy in Staten Island, he describes himself as
a car at. He is he issuing over this eight
hundred dollars of a noise camera tickets that he's been
getting nice for his three hundred and fifteen thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Dollars lambeau a noise camera. They installed those in New
York recently and I fully support this. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
So he's basically saying the fine should be dropped because
he didn't modify his Lamborghini to make it louder. His
Lambeau has a massive and legal V ten engine and
it's just loud by factory design. Now, New York law
only allows the city to issue tickets to cars purposefully
modified to increase their engine noise close and you know

(01:25:37):
those douchebags.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
But that being said, there stills a decibel level. I'm
sure on the books every city has one, you know,
one hundred whatever. So you're outlawing this car then in
that neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
I would say, so, Yeah, I think that'll get dropped.
I think as long as he hasn't done anything to
modify it. Well, yeah, but there are certain things that
are just naturally above the law, the legal limit for noise,
and just because they're made that way doesn't make the
logo away.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Well can he buy it legally in that area?

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
But yeah, but again, why would they sell it? Because
they make it, That's why they sell it.

Speaker 10 (01:26:12):
So I can buy it here, but I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
I hope it gets My guess is that it'll get dropped.

Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
That's stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
We the other Lamborghini thing. I don't know if you
saw this video, Greg, because this is like, man, that'd
be so cool. We used to go we talked about this,
like we used to get excited going into Sears. I
remember Sears. There's a throwback for you. And we would
go sit on the riding lawnmowers and pretend you're driving. Yeah,

(01:26:39):
like or if there was a bumper cars anything that
you can draw golf cars, golf car and you can drive.

Speaker 9 (01:26:44):
That was heaven. Still is heaven.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
So there is this dude who put his son behind
the wheel of this Lamborghini, a brand new Lamborghini, and.

Speaker 9 (01:26:57):
Uh so it was like a little kid.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
He's putting them behind the wheel of this Lamborghini and
they're on this just big straight away looks like a
like an airport runway kind of thing. This kid, the
dad's in the passenger seat. This kid hits a one
hundred and ninety four miles an hour womn. And then
at the end of the drag, at the end of
the of the of the stretch, he starts doing a burnout.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Five okay now, because it didn't happen in the streets,
That's why I'm okay with that. I've been very outspoken
about how douche it is do these like street takeovers
where you're doing burnouts in the middle of an intersection
and holding everybody up and stuff like that. But this
is clearly in a place where it's just wide open
and there's like this. He's five, so they put like
a special it's like a car seat, and then they
extended the pedals out and he's in full on racing gear.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
It's so cool.

Speaker 9 (01:27:49):
That is a dream come true.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Bill Smokey burnout love it. I wonder how we learned
how to do that. Well, yeah, his dad is this guy.
He is I'm assuming a car for Shinado.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
You may know him because he was seen doing donuts
in a Ferrari SF ninety when he was just three. Oh, okay,
so that that's the kid. I don't know what the
what the dad does.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Look at us. Kid's name is Zaye.

Speaker 9 (01:28:16):
He makes banks.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
And they say he.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Might be on track to follow the footsteps of racing
prodiges like Max Verstappen. Okay, who became the youngest F
one driver at seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
I think he's like the far and away champion. I
don't think I've heard that name. Yeah, yeah, anyway, that
would be so cool. Okay, I'm looking that up. Oh yeah,
there it is. Did you ever found the video? Did
you ever get a chance to take a car out
on a track?

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
No, no, I've been a passenger in a.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Car because that's fine to have.

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
With with Ford when they reintroduced the Ford Fiesta.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
But that's not a h I mean it was a
V ten Lambeau. Yeah it's or whatever it is. I
mean it was a manual transmission too, so it was
pretty fun. Yeah, pretty cool though, man.

Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
Yeah it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Yeah, that's something you go and brag and tell all
your friends for the rest of my life. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
We got a rotting lawnmower by the one year before
I left for boarding school, and that's when I started
volunteering to cut the grass.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Absolutely because you get to drive around. That's so cool.
Still a dream unrealized.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
Eight seven seven forty four Woing text two two nine
eight seven.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Well, we'll find that video and put on our social.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Media'll be right back, it will.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
What do you show next? The Woody Show? All right,
welcome back, every buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Hey, it is Wednesday morning. It's August and twenty eighth.
Today is a National Cherry Turnover Day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Oh yeah, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
I know I du I love cherry stuff. Yeah, yeah,
cherry pie, cherry cobbler.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
It's not the top of my list, but I'll eat it.
So Oh cherry does it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Absolutely, cherry stuff sounds there. No a cherry turn Oh turnover,
that's very How about cherry strudel.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
It's a god National bow Tie Day, your favorite, which
is one of my main roles in life. Never trust
a man at a bow tie bow ties. Also, it's
Power Rangers Day? Oh sweet, what's your favorite Ranger I
don't have one. I was never into the Power Rangers.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
I was a Stranger.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
No, the Power Rangers were like after I was. I
was too old for Power Rangers really.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Ninja Turtles was like kind of like on the borderline wow.
And then yeah, Power Rangers, POGs, all that stuff I
was way too old for.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
I was already out of high school by the time
the POGs thing came around.

Speaker 10 (01:30:33):
You get a different slammer. I had the OJ Slammer,
O J Slammer O J. Simpson one. It looked like
a like a saw.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
Did they call it a slammer because OJ and the
slammer No slammers.

Speaker 10 (01:30:45):
There was the POGs and then the Slammer. The Slammer
was the heavy pog.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Never did make the OJ one the slammer because OJ
and the slammer.

Speaker 9 (01:30:53):
Jay is just called the slammer in general.

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
Yeah, it's all called.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Over exactly correct. It's like it's like a buzz saw
or a circular saw, and it's a outline of OJ
behind bars.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Okay, guilty or inn. There's got to be a joke
in there somewhere they slammer. Otherwise, why make an OJ
one in the slammer? Yeah, you can get one on eBay,
But there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
Was other OJ ones that weren't like that. Okay, I
don't know anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Entertainment News, Greg, this is all you, buddy, sweet. Several
props from the set of Friends are going up for auction.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
I just heard about it as.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
Part of the show's thirtieth anniversary. Now this is happening
at Julian's Auctions in Los Angeles, September the twenty third.
God up for grabs a replica of the central perk couch.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
But why would you want to replay I I want
the real scripts.

Speaker 9 (01:31:46):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
At one point I did have a friend's script I
have one somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
It's not autographed or anything, but I don't know how
I got it, but it's fun to watch the episode
and follow along.

Speaker 7 (01:31:56):
What episode is it?

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
I don't even remember. I remember it's in a closet somewhere.
Do you know what you have? You got that sweater?

Speaker 8 (01:32:02):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:32:03):
I got the sweatshirt that was he just did to
Rebecca Remain for being on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
Yeah, which which Greg got from Jerry O'Connell. Right, I
was married to Rebecca Romain, which is.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Great, But it's not from the actual show.

Speaker 9 (01:32:16):
It's not that. I mean, it's directly related to Yeah,
and it's from Rebecca. Yeah, hello, my dear friend.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
You can get some clothing worn by Courtney Cox from
Jennifer Aniston. Yes, yeah, a Central Perk sign Rep. Lisa
Kudro's Denham coat with faux fur furniture from David Swimmer's apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 9 (01:32:38):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
And one of Matthew Perry's signature sweaters. Oh my, would
I probably want he's dead.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
You get a look at the entire collection online anytime
between now and September the twenty third time now menace.

Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
Yes, I had to.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
Look for this, because when you brought up o Ja,
I'm like, I knew I had something for Menace. If
you're looking for a good gift idea for Menace, And
I mean his birthday month is coming up quick.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
You don't have to tell me about this. Oh J.

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Simpson's cremated remains have been turned into jewelry, and his
lawyer says it was distributed among his four children. That
would include Sydney and Justin, who were just kids when
their mother was killed. But you know, at some point
one of these things is going to end up on
the secondary market for sure, and Medice is going to
have himself some cremated OJ remain.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
I'll weird.

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
And you got you know, I gotta remember Morgan's got
that ri I P o J tattoo now.

Speaker 9 (01:33:27):
That she got the right Would you wear that if
your mom died and got cremated?

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
Was you wearing a lot of people? Yeah, that's so strange.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
Yeah, I mean I get it. I get it, although
like I draw the line like that woman, the Juggalo woman.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Oh who oh yeah, yeah, Penis put her husband's ashes
in a clear plastic dildo and then spread them around
the gathering of the Juggalos. Yeah, here she was.

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
It was an actual replication of my husband's venis with
his ashes that I have slowly been spreading around the gathering.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
He's here, Yeah, he's here. It's so weird.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
The impossible has happened. You guys, Liam and Noel Gallagher
have set aside their differences for an Oasis reunion.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
To y to be huge.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
The brothers surprised everybody with the announcement on social media,
saying they're going to be going on tour next year,
with the tagline this is it, this is happening.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Well on tour if you live in the British Isles, Yeah,
it'll be UK and Ireland based.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
I want to go to at least the first show.
They're gonna be at Wembley Arena for four shows. They're
also going to be in their hometown of Manchester, stops
in Wales, Ireland. This is all next summer. And remember
Liam one said he'd rather eat his own ish than
reunite with Nolan.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
I think what you're saying, man, It says the first
show is going to happen. Yeah, that's why you got
to get to that's the one.

Speaker 10 (01:34:48):
You know what I messed up by not going to
those Aerosmith shows like the initial one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
I think they're gonna get a taste of the money
because there's so much money for bands like this.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
All or not in arena stadium tours. Yeah, they can
just get like.

Speaker 10 (01:35:02):
We're gonna say it's gonna come to America, so just
wait it out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
But I ain't Wayne Ireland. Yeah I'm down. Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
We heard about the WWE legend Sid Vicious, who passed
away cancer sixty three years old. I considered to be
one of the top modern area professional wrestlers who hadn't
been inducted into the ww Hall of Fame. I guarantee
that'll change.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
But he was the.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
World champion in WWF, now WWE and also uh WCW.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
So there's that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
There's a trailer out for another new documentary. It's called
super slash Man The Christopher Reeves Story, and it follows
the story from when he was first cast to Superman,
through his accident of course left and paralyzed, his help,
to his fight that he led to help try to
find a cure for spinal injuries, his relationship with his wife,
and his friendship with Robin Williams. It looks pretty interesting.

(01:35:56):
Super slash Man will premiere in Featers September the twenty first,
and then after that. I'm not sure what the streaming
platform is destined for, but yeah, so I thought that
looked pretty good. And you guys the nineteen eighty seven movie,
the biopic LaBamba about Richie Vallens.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Yeah, it's getting remade. What why. Yeah, there's a whole
generation of people who will never watch it. Yeah, but
it's a classic.

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
So luis found as the guy who wrote and directed
the original. He's going to executive produce the new version.
And this guy Jose Rivera, who's known for the Motorcycle Diaries,
will write the script the original film of course, Lou
Diamond Phillips you know what to go on, And we
played Richie Vallens, who went from being a field worker
to a rock star and then he died in a

(01:36:43):
plane crash less than a year after his big break.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
I love that movie as a kid. I'll still watch them.
Whenever that movie's on, I'll still watch you to rewatch them,
you know. I will pitch.

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
I will pitch to to be the part that Rick
Dees had in the original where he was the the
radio DJ who reported the death over the radio and
then the mom heard it. She was in the backyard
there in kay MC, California. Yeah, you know what funny,
here's a here's a fun fact, and we can ask
her about it at some point. You know, our new friend,

(01:37:14):
Gina grad I think she gave a mouth party the
guy who played uh Bob the brother.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
Because he was in the movie huh. Because I don't
know the reason why he's super fan. But I think
she gave a mouth party. That I be Gina's first
invitation to the club of don't tell us what are
you anything off the air. You don't want to repeat
it on the air.

Speaker 9 (01:37:36):
She's not shy.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Next time she's here, we gotta don't don't let me
forget to uh to ask her about well down, Hey,
did you ever see LaBamba?

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
I meet anybody from that ye story? I told you. Yeah,
I don't think she's shy.

Speaker 7 (01:37:54):
You should ask her about it when her husband's around,
you know, like.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Like he hasn't been with other women, you know, Yeah,
I mean maybe nobody from Obamba, but you know, yeah,
still still a fun story.

Speaker 9 (01:38:05):
Has he oraled with any movie star?

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
Well, that's that's actually a really good question. That's a
fair question too. So we'll have to get him on
the phone. Last come Birthday time.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Show Shimay, we're gonna it's Shiversday.

Speaker 9 (01:38:19):
We're gonna sit the tag.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
It's Shivers Day.

Speaker 9 (01:38:22):
And you know we don't do birthday all right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Starting with the celebrities.

Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
Happy birthday to Jack black Lak one trick pony but
a nice guy. Yeah, he's he's fifty five years old, menace.
It's Honey Booboo's birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Shout out to Honey Boo Boo.

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
I feel bapp for Alana. She's nineteen years old today.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Mom stole all the money.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Leg Jencker Coolidge Stuffer's mom in the American Pie movie.
She was also in White Lotus. She's sixty three everywhere though.
Jason Priestley Brandon Walsh from nine O two one R
The O G. He's fifty five. Daniel Stern from City Slickers.
He was also Joe Petchy's bubbling partner in Home Alone,
The Wet Band Is, and he was also the voice
of the adult Kevin Arnold narrating The Wonder Years. Oh,

(01:39:03):
He's sixty seven. Florence Wells from Florence. The Machine is
thirty eight, Shania Twain is fifty nine. Another Country starred
Leanne Rimes is forty two. Armie Hammer is thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
Oh did we shout him out? Still?

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
And you got the old school Olympic gold medal winning
figure skater Scott Hamilton, who is sixty six.

Speaker 9 (01:39:23):
Is he's the dude that did the flips?

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Scott Hamilton one of them? Like what happened with Armie Hammer?
Dayless movie star? Yeah he was, and then he said
that he wanted to eat people he got, Yeah, some
girls people. I just don't associate the name of the story. So,
ye happened while we've been on the show. Yeah, a
lot of things have happened.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Like you can ask me about what happened on today's
show when this show is over today.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
And I'll be like, I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:39:48):
So he was gonna be like super super a list
like one of our legendary actor but.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Then it came out that he likes.

Speaker 10 (01:39:58):
Allegedly into like eat body parts and uh and then
really extreme rough sex allegedly.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
So what do you get that guy for his birthday? Well,
it sounds like arm and Hammer because he is from
that family. Yea, oh he is. Yeah, it's the we're
introducing what you now allegedly, Sammy. Do you think before
this the story was he's got short, brown hair, attractive

(01:40:28):
or note Army Hammer.

Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
Yes, attractive.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
Yeah, I didn't know arm was until all the psycho
stuff came out.

Speaker 7 (01:40:37):
So when I look at him, I only see.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Some damn Army. You had your chance, Sammy type.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Oh, for sure, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Yours, whasic brown hair dude, relatively cut.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
Attractive you mean attractive, matter of my type.

Speaker 10 (01:40:53):
I can't find especially look like, including and publishing the
Army Hammer production.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Yeah, they do have a documentary on him, right, I mean,
I don't know who cares really, honestly, he was it's
his birthday. Your porno birthday day is Kimberly Kine and
she is shagged more balls in a center.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Fielder you guys. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
She's been in nine hundred and twenty nine fine films,
including Horgasm Volume one. She was in Nightmare on Straight Street.
She was in the holiday film. Oh you might know
this one, Sammy. You like all those holiday movies. She
was in Dashing through the Hoe.

Speaker 7 (01:41:27):
Oh, I think I have seen that one.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Also edging on demand.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
She was fantastic in thirteen inch Black Zilla Volume one,
and who can forget her unforgettable role and frumpy wife
transformed into anal horror.

Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
Yeah, that anal horr.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
That is Kimberly Kane, who is forty one years old today,
and that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that a Wednesday morning. Look at what's happening in the
world of entertainment here this morning on The Woody Show.
We're gonna take you a quick break more Woody Shows, next,
hang on, next.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Boiler. Wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
Time to wrap up and get the hell out of here, everybody,
it's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
Wednesday morning.

Speaker 4 (01:42:12):
In the Books Woodies Show Podcast, waiting for you to
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If you have any thoughts on that as a listener,
I mean, they're obviously to some behind the scenes stuff
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So we have oh yeah, sea bass. You know what
the S and sea bass stands for selfless? Yeah in

(01:42:56):
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We're gonna have a special in studio guest. He is
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(01:43:20):
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Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 9 (01:43:45):
Yeah, life is like a helicopter. Most people don't know
how to operate a helicopter. That is true. It's just
like that, although I think it'd be really cool. That's
another thing I would love to learn how to fly helicopter.

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
Yeah. That would take so much coordination, does it?

Speaker 9 (01:44:03):
Oh? Both feet, both hands all at once, think in
every direction.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
Yeah, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:44:09):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
I like.

Speaker 4 (01:44:10):
I like when there's multiple things going on at once.
I'm stimulated by Greg you're and just the idea of
flying in general.

Speaker 9 (01:44:17):
But well, that'd be cool. Maybe one day you will.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Yeah, maybe one day I'll get that smoker.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
One day.

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Maybe I'll want to fly a plane first, and then
we can work on helicopters. You're a smoking pilot, and
then after that space Yeah. Oh yeah, I want to
be the first person to run a smoker in space.

Speaker 9 (01:44:33):
In a craft that you flew yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
That's right, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory Jawa,
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We will catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
SMD double M.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
I quit this bitch.