The Woody Show September 5th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep's a dude.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
To the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Program, Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
I believe.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (00:26):
Insensitivity training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 8 (00:44):
Hey, good morning everybody. Today's Thursday. It's September the fifth,
twenty twenty four. We would be the Woody Show. Hey,
thanks for being here.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Give us some of your valuable time this morning. I'm Woodie.
That's Greg Gory.

Speaker 8 (00:58):
Boy what we got Menace, There's Sea Bass, There's Sammy,
There's Bort, Caroline Morgan Vaughn And as you know, we
are out this week, and thanks to all of your
requests and suggestions, we've pulled some audio from the last
ten years out of the Woody Show vault. These are
the moments that you said you heard as a new
listener and decided that, hey, this is the show for me.

(01:20):
You know, lots of people have worked for the show
over the years. You're gonna hear them in these segments.
Lots of what you're gonna hear hasn't even aired in years.
But when this vacation is over, all of these clips,
all these segments, they're gonna be retired forever, never to
be heard.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
On the air again.

Speaker 8 (01:37):
Wow. So we'd still like to hear what your thoughts
are on anything you hear this morning on the show.
If there's an opinion or a story you would like
to add. There are a lot of ways to do that.
Best ways the after hours voicemail anytime after ten am
until five am the next morning, eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. Of
course you can email us email at thewoodieshow dot com.

(01:58):
And of course you got social media as well. We
find us follow us on a social media platform of
your choice at.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (02:05):
Yep, coming up for you on the show today by
popular request a sea bass.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Will they take it back? Okay? The one with the
condoms and the cat calendar? Awesome?

Speaker 8 (02:15):
Well they accept the returns, testing the return policies of
different stores. Also, Greg Gory sings the hits I do
yeah remember like yeah, yeah, all the different remixes that
came out of that. Certainly a classic moment. So cart
Narks has become so popular it's really just part of
part of pop culture now, to the point where Doctor

(02:36):
Phil did an entire episode was shocking on the card
Arks and.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Had Sea Bass and his mom and.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
Some other people who are quote victim of the cart
arks on his show. So yeah, we got a whole
recap of that from Sea Bass. You ever wonder where
the origin of the whole Pope voice on the show
came from? It is the Pope. Well, the Pope was
in the news and that's what started it.

Speaker 9 (02:58):
All.

Speaker 8 (02:58):
We have that plus some Greg Gory. Oh Randy, you
guys remember Randy, Yeah, rand Down. He used to do
a segment called the Millennial Mover Review and he reviewed
Wayne's World from a millennial perspective and some Greg Gory
lesbian stories, one involving our old phone screener Julianne. Oh yeah, Steamy. Yeah,
so all that this morning here on the Woody Show.

(03:19):
That Wayne's World review was really good.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Speaking of watching stuff, guys, Yeah, I finally watched The Goonies.
What I mean, I saw it when it was in
theaters and so I don't remember its ago one hundred
years ago.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
It wasn't terrible, it wasn't great. But my issue was
the first let's say twenty minutes where the kids are
all at the house and they're kind of getting ready
to go hunt for this treasure. I couldn't understand what
they were saying.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (03:47):
It wasn't even a physical hearing thing. It was just
like they're talking so fast or talking over one another.
I didn't understand what the point was.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
They're on sorcin, yeah, but they were excited. They wanted to.

Speaker 10 (03:58):
You know, were seen it once and I thought every
kid was annoying and I wanted them all.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I did. I was rooting for the Fortelli's thinking.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
About am I thinking about the right guy, Alan Sorkin's
like West Wing and a social network and everything.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
All the dialogue is almost overlapping, very quick, very overlapping.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
That sounds so old when you say something like that,
like I couldn't understand what they were saying, well.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
They were just you couldn't make out their words.

Speaker 10 (04:24):
The good is very loud, like there's a lot of screaming,
there's a.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Lot there's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Things going on at the same time, and it's like
you can't follow it.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Raby should get adjoining rooms at the nursing home.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
And then I was wondering, why does the mom want
the house cleaned right before they're supposed to tear it down.

Speaker 10 (04:41):
That's so much stupid crap in it.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
And then they go to the attic as if they've
never been up there before, and they find all this
cool stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I kind of like, I didn't.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Really get it.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Get it the town from being torn down?

Speaker 10 (04:58):
You have to save Sloth, right, what an annoying bitch?
I don't know, baby Ruth, Hey, you liked it more
than I did.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
And then I also thought like, oh, instead of doing
this big mouse trap thing to open the gate, wouldn't
it be quicker to just go out and open it?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Just fun?

Speaker 8 (05:17):
Yeah, it was fun and Sean Aston was good. So
on a scale one to ten, what do you give it?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'd give it a five five Not bad. I mean
it wasn't the best. It wasn't the worst. That Greg
doesn't have the nostalgia pool.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
I don't the way that Menace does, the way that
I do, way a lot of people do with that movie.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Although you know, what is the perfect thing to like
give you a spike in nostalgia is seeing Corey Feldman
in a movie like when he was like the ish
he was in every movie, and now people make fun
of him left and right. I feel bad for him.
He deserves it well now he.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Put that stuff out.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Where he tries to be a weirdo, but when he
was a kid, he was just like the most famous
kid in the world.

Speaker 8 (06:02):
He ruled Like that was one of the movies that
we could watch all the time as a kid.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah. Same with The Princess Bride, Like we could watch
that all the time as.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
A kid, right, which Menace hates, which.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah, yeah, Menace doesn't like that one.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
That one, and then what was the other one we
were like, Vacation, Yeah, Ghostbusters, things like that. I mean,
there's just certain movies that have that nostalgia factor going
for it that you know, Ghostbuster is bad example, but
there are a lot of movies like that, like Menace,
Love's Flight of the Navigator. Yeah, dude, I do too,
But I watch as a kid, and Menace watched as

(06:38):
a kid. So again, there is a movie that if
you watch it as an adult today in twenty twenty,
it still holds off.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
It would suck hard.

Speaker 10 (06:45):
I gotta make a note to check it, just keep
meaning to check it out.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Where can I find it?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Disney Plus, Yeah, okay, it's on there.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Tell me how's it sucks?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's so cheesy?

Speaker 8 (06:56):
You know, the other ones that are cheesy Iron Eagle
remember those movies. Yep, vaguely Okay. So there was this kid,
it was Lou Gossa Jr. Right, And then there was
this like teenage kid and his dad. It's a fighter
pilot and he got taken hostage and the kid just
decided he wasn't gonna let that stand.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Got in a navy so he stole jet.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
With the help of Lou Gassa Jr. They cracked this
plan and I a need to go one and two.
I believe there was a second one, right, And they
cracked this plan to steal military jets and just the
two of them together go break his dad out of
like some terrorist camp.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Now, as a.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
Kid, that movie really it was so cool because you
know there he was like the kid's name anyway, but
he had like a walkman like velcrow to his legs
because he had to get in the zone.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
See when he was flying these like jets.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Sure you know.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
You know how to fly these jets because you know
your dad knew how to fly him.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's right. So you got it from osmosis total.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
But you're with me all the time. It's just a movie.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Just enjoy it, right, But you say, like, if you
watch as a kid, you have a better connection to
it totally then if you watch it as an adult,
because when you're a kid, there's a lot of stuff
that seems really possible. Yeah, Like, Okay, my son next week,
he's turning eleven years old, right, used to love Sesame Street,
used to love Thomas and Dino Dan, And all of

(08:25):
a sudden, there's a fireman sam Y, Daniel Tiger, Daniel Tiger,
you know, And I bring up like I didn't used
to like Elmo, Like, yes you did, I have videos, son, Yeah,
but you're you know, and it's a Sesame Street.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
You're talking about badass fighter pilots, you know.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
I know.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
The difference is like when you are a little kid,
things seem cooler than they are when you get older.
So like an eleven year old does not think Sesame
Street's cool the same way. You know, if you never
watched Goonies okay as a kid, over and over the
way a lot of us did. And then you're Greg's
age and you watch it, love Rave change like Ravy,

(09:02):
You're it's not going to have the same It's just
not It's.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Gonna be a bunch of loud, kids talking over each other.

Speaker 8 (09:09):
It's like little kids now watching you know, older cartoons
or whatever that it just looks so different.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
The technology and special effects.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Are so bad.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
There's plots nowadays that couldn't happen because of modern life.

Speaker 10 (09:20):
I'll never forget being on a plane and I was
next the father was at the window.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I was on the island.

Speaker 10 (09:26):
The little kid was in between us, and he had
a iPad or something, and it was Goonies he was watching,
and the dad was so excited and the kids watching it.
You know, you're on a plane, you're watching movies. And
it finishes and he's like, so what do you think.
He's like, it's all right, and the dad looks like devastated.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
No, you're just selling that.

Speaker 10 (09:48):
It's just like the dad starts trying to go through
reasons why Goonies kicks ass.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Yeah, because it does. Well, that's not the way to
get your kid into it either. Kids all right, Like,
as you think about something that your parents really try
to get you into, the more or they liked it,
the more it was because they're old, and you know,
you feel like they're really old. Like I watched The
Goodies with my son and he really liked it, but
I didn't hype it up.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
He said, what is that because that is skull, like,
you know, poster art or whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
I'm like, oh, it's a movie called The Goonies. Do
you want to watch it?

Speaker 8 (10:17):
I was real low key about it, watched it. He
loved it. He goes, do you like that movie? I'm like, yeah,
I said, I watched as a kid, and he's he's
been into it.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah. You know, but if you were like, oh my god,
this is so great, you hype just like anything else.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Clearly this dad over hyped it.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, my kids like poor bastard.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Do you ever watch those nostalgic movies and think, wow,
these kids are so lucky. They don't seem to answer
to anyone. They can come and go as they always
have the house of themselves.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
They don't have cell phones.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's like that. I get so envious life.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
That was your childhood.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
That was my child a little bit of a way. Oh,
I certainly did. My mom had rules.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
I was to check in every time I went to
a different placed.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh my god, yeah, I want to have sugars cereals.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
No soda in the house, like when The Goonies were
out going checking out that house where that guy was
in the basement, and it started getting dark. I thought,
don't you have to go home? I know, but it's
getting dark.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Whatever you want.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
My mom was insanely strict when I was young, but
if I was with my group of friends at that age,
we would be out and about.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
I had friends like that, like my buddy Joe. Like,
I don't think his parents ever knew where he was
or what he was doing, or cared what he had,
like as far as snacks in the house.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Like, man, he was living my dream life at that time.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Everybody had that one kid that could do anything. Yeah,
my friend John, he could eat anything, peanut butter cups
for lunch.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
To my parents, they go, well, I'm sorry that I
care about you, Like, what are you trying to say
that Joe's mom doesn't care.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Joe's mom's pretty badass to me, a wonderful lady.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
In hindsight, she probably didn't. She's a little crazy. Yeah,
she was one of those people that had the house.
The house was a disaster. Oh like meats of boxes
with mold. Oh wow, yeah, like real bad. That was
my do whatever you want friend's house a disaster. Yeah,
just dump. But he had a go kart heck yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, who cares?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Like he was a joint life?

Speaker 8 (12:17):
Yeah, I had another friend. You know, most kids were
like sneaking cigarettes. If you had him, you would hide
them or you know, like if you had a Playboy
or something like that, you'd have to hide it.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Like he just left it out, like sitting out in.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
His room, like right on top of everything, really sitting
on top of the dresser a pack of smokes.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
House yeah, Hei yeah, bro like adult wow yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Extreme.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
How hard is it to get him out?

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Party?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's the Woody Show, creating awkward moments between uber drivers
and their customers.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Is twenty fourteen?

Speaker 7 (12:48):
You show you're going to be right back?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
The show will be right back.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Hey, it's man, it's check out.

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Speaker 6 (13:06):
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Speaker 8 (13:08):
Being in your car and The Woody Show go together,
like being in your car and empty bags of fast food,
older seats and a couple of hoodies and something that's
just I don't know what that is on your seat.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (13:18):
It is the Woodi Show.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
And you know, there's a lot of different ways you
can get ahold of us.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
You can call in one eight hundred and seven eight
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Woodi Show a lot of Facebook Messenger stuff and hm

(13:46):
you hit us up there. And of course email. Email
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Speaker 2 (13:51):
Believe it or not.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Yeah, email at the woodieshow dot com. Now, if you
can't remember that or for whatever reason, the time comes
when you want to send us something, the easiest way
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and then you just type whatever you want to send
to us, and yeah, just because yeah, if you go

(14:14):
easy peasy.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
We also got the first Impression hotline eight three to
three Joint fun, the Drunk Doyle voicemails nine to nine
Drunk VM. There were so many different ways to engage
and interact with the Woodies Show. Now we do get
a lot of feedback, you guys, definitely let us know
what's happening.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah, what you like, what you don't, Mike, I read
all of it.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
And what I have right here is I have some
stuff for the Woody Show Crossroads. Oh really, because you
know they say you can't win them all, damn it.
Unfortunately you win some, you lose some. And these are

(14:55):
people that are no longer on board with the.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Woodies Show for different reasons. Now can here comes the wrath.
Thanks a lot, Cam.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
Didn't do anything, Oh, guys, right for the Crossroads, it's
been a minister business one all right. Uh, here's the
first one. This is an email that was actually sent
to the radio station. It was to the radio station
general feedback email.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
So it's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's funny because those get just forwarded right to us. Yeah,
they don't.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't even think that.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
They say, oh, it's for the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
They don't even read They don't even read it. You
think you're like trying to nark on us or something.
But for the hey, does anybody know what the Woody
Show is? And you're forward though? Yeah, all right, So
here's one.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
This say is Normally I've been on board with the
Woodie Show, but today I got to say.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'm a little off board.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
You were talking about birthday cakes and how Menace got
one for Bart Bart.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, the birthday Bart.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
You hated it, but I don't care about that. But
then you took it a step too far when he
started to shame vegans. I'm saying that our food is gross.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
It does mostly suck.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
That cake was gross awful. I'm a vegan, and while
mine is a choice, there are some who can't process
meat or animal products, and I'm sick and tired of
people like you who mock and single us out. Vegans
are here to stay. Sorry, guys, but this was just
too hateful for me, for me all out.

Speaker 12 (16:25):
Now we lost Gianna. Guys, there goes Gianna. Sorry Gianna.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
It's the internalize. Yeah, that cake sucks. Therefore you're a
person hate cake.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
I tried going raw vegan. I lasted one week. I
want you to kill myself. It was so gross, and
you miss warm food when you're raw vegan. Let's see.
This one is from.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
The text oh No, over to.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Two two nine eighty seven. It goes like this, Oh no.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
According to Menace, all it takes for a man to
quote bag a woman is to have a cool accent.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
How did he put it?

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Quote with a cool accent, you could bag a lot
of chicks end quote. Yeah, someone please wake Menace and
let him know that society has evolved.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
It's twenty nineteen, you dumb ass.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
Men like women with accents too, or men might like
men with an accent.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, that woman might like a woman with an accent.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Very hetero sexist dude, due. Yeah, no name on that one,
but we clearly lost that one.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Wow, it's a lot of menace.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Sorry, I did say that in my statement that it
goes off ways it.

Speaker 8 (17:53):
I'm gonna miss seventh it, We're gonna miss You're killing
this show.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Unless you mentioned every single type of sexual identity I
have to do.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I don't think you mentioned that gender non binary.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
Yeah, Oh damnit, I missed that one.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, you're head or with sexes all right. Uh, here's
another one for you.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
This one was sent in a string of about fifteen
different text messages.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Oh string or they just keep coming.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
On, it just starts.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Wow, we get it. You are all super hot and
always having sex. Oh wait, what I heard you guys
talking about in cells?

Speaker 1 (18:41):
So in cells again, Sea bats to voluntarily celibate. So
you want to have sex, but ay, nobody having sex
with you?

Speaker 8 (18:48):
Yeah, I heard you guys talking about in cells. And
as a person who identifies as one myself, I can
say it's not on me good. No matter what I do,
women are bitches and turn me down. But now I
finally have some satisfaction knowing none of you are having sex.

(19:10):
But boy, do you talk a big game, right Chris
Brown rite Donald Trump a bunch of fat effing slobs.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
You are wood E medicine, Sea Bass especially.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
You wouldn't know of vagina if you saw one, and
if you did, you'd probably just choose to eat a
pizza instead.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
And then it goes to all calves.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
Oh, you are using your depressed sexless lives and trying
to take it out on people like me. You guys
act like women, and I'm not wasting my time with
your show anymore.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
After off.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
That is from Matt.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
That's way out.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Me, Matt the Incel Ma the in We're gonna miss Meth,
the Incell met the Incell.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Sexson in I can tell it.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
Yeah yeah and fun yeah yeah and nice all right?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Uh oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (20:14):
We have a couple that were geared right at sea bass.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, thanks a lot, and they're both about the same thing.
Cart great.

Speaker 10 (20:24):
We go nark marks.

Speaker 8 (20:28):
This is from Ronald on the station email once again,
damn it says hey there, Hey, I wanted to say
a few words about the grocery buggy bit that I heard.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Mister dad.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
Yeah, for those of us fifty and over, there was
a time when buggy parenthetically cart corrals did not exist. Also,
folks fifty and over typically have physical problems such as arthritis,
compressed discs, and other issues.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Typically, I'm ful.

Speaker 8 (21:00):
Are and it's a painful experience to push a buggy
full of groceries.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Are you falling apart?

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Donald?

Speaker 9 (21:05):
How?

Speaker 13 (21:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
How'd you get them to your car?

Speaker 6 (21:08):
Point being?

Speaker 8 (21:09):
Instead of harassing people about a petty grocery buggy, I
am doing, putting down the damn camera and condescending attitude
and offer to help.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
That's not nearly as fun.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
Idiot. I heard a lot of comments about common decency
and morals, yet not once did you offer to help
that lady. Maybe next time, offer to take it to
the corral for her and maybe lift a hand to
help her unload the buggy. Randy complete. That's from Donald
W's idiot. He's out.

Speaker 10 (21:40):
We lost the over fifty crippled crowd.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Donald W.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
We're gonna miss Donald W.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
We're gonna miss the rag.

Speaker 7 (21:55):
She needed no help. She stormed back into the store.
Oh yes, almost knocked over one of the people that.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
He's referring to that line of argument, like, well, certain,
like one or two people have this condition, therefore everybody
else right, right?

Speaker 7 (22:08):
And back in the fifties when they didn't have buggy corrals,
they didn't have the internet at the third Yeah, there's
a lot of things that didn't exist.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Then we got another one here.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
What is a Facebook messenger? I'm not sure what is
wrong with the show. How is SeaBASS not in jail
for harassment and intimidation?

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Yeah, agreed, And.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
For the rest of you, why do you encourage this
kind of bullying, because is this the ruliest of all
the rulers.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
I thought this was a time where it wasn't cool
to pick on a woman. Oh so a woman didn't
put her shopping card back? Is that any reason to
upset her to the point that she could have had
a stroke and died.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Right there in the market.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
For not taking a shopping card back, or worse, for
the entertainment of your dumb listeners. Do you not see
how your efforts are wasted? No, this world is crumbling
down around us, and you're harassing a woman about a
shopping cart harassment. Your show is the problem, not the solution.
I'm embarrassed that I ever turned it on. I won't
be making that mistake in the future.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
The rest of us.

Speaker 14 (23:27):
I'm gonna miss John didn't save.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
The whole aragn harassed them to the point of them
having a stroke.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
They get themselves that worked up.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I don't do anything. I'll just point something out and
needled them a little bit.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Don't you know the world is crumbling down?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Come on, I tripped.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
Over get it together up that letter and there is
there's a round of the will you show crossroad?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Like I said, you can't. You can't please everybody. Now,
win some, you lose some. That's just uh, that's just
the cookie crumbles.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
As they say, the phones are open for you one
eight hundred seven eight two seven nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
One eight hundred seven eight two seven nine eighty seven.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
If you said a text over to two two nine
eighty seven, check in with us. Tell us who you are,
where you're listening on, what station you're listening to us
this morning?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
That'd be great.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
Make sure you include that name so we can correctly
credit you with your shout out.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Let's a proper shout out.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
Yeah, but it is the return ladies and gentlemen of
the sea mass.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Will they take it back?

Speaker 8 (24:37):
Segment? Well, we had so much fun doing this the
last time that uh, you know, we came up with
all these ideas, and so many people set us emails.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
A lot of goud suggestions. Yeah, will they take it back?

Speaker 8 (24:50):
Testing different return policies of these different businesses, and what
do you.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Have for us this time? See?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Well, our last couple of business does have been things
places with obvious, big guaranteed return policies like Costco and Domino's.
So I went to a place that has a no
return policy. We don't take anything back. We went to
a thrift store, O good one and we and we
bought ourselves. It's one of those puzzle paintings, so basically
you get a puzzle or painting that it make it

(25:16):
into a you know, put it together. It was framed
and it's something called Kitty Express. It's a bunch of
cats in like old Western gear riding on the back
of like a old Western union style buggy.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah south it looks like the Wells Fargo wagon. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
So the idea it was like eight bucks.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
We bought it express.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Went back a few days later to try to return
the Kitty Express because despite nothing being wrong with the painting,
it turned out at night it would talk to me
because it's haunted and you got to take that back, right.

Speaker 8 (25:51):
So that's to set up Sea Bass going into the
thrift store to try to return this kitty puzzle that's
talking to him in the middle of the night. And
we were gonna have to after listening to how this
first part of the exchange goes, have to try to
guess will they take it back? You guys ready, yes,
all right, here we go. Cat Puzzle I.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Got this here recently, this cat painting, and I don't
know if you can tell, but it looks really normal.
But I need to return it because I believe it's
haunted and it's.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Kind of scary on and you kind of see in.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Their eyes like this one's kind of growling at you.
And I hung it in my bedroom at first, like
right above my bed so I could look at it
because I love kiddies. And then the first night I
was dead asleep, and then this one was like you,
mue you talking about me? You, I'm pussy cat whatever.
Jones so apparently he was like a big robber in

(26:48):
the eighteen hundreds, and he said he was gonna come
and get me and like scratch up my furniture. The
next night, all these little guys were like me, me, me,
We're gonna come and get you too. We're gonna rob
you and be under your couch or whatever. So I
really I just don't feel like it's safe in my house.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I love the music in the background.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Too, yeah, uh huh okay, So I wonder if I
could return it.

Speaker 15 (27:15):
The anything is do you want your money back?

Speaker 10 (27:18):
Exchange because we don't do it turns or exchanges.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
A sure, yeah, but in this case, I do have
my issue. I would love to get my money back
because again, I feel like, normally it's not the painting's fault,
but somebody cursed it obviously, and these kiddies are going
to come to life and hurt somebody.

Speaker 14 (27:34):
But do you want to talk to my manager to
see what they say?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah? Definitely, like no, I don't want to have to
do this thing again.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
And by the way, if you want to see the
kidti photo, just go to Facebook dot com slash the
Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (27:46):
How would anybody take this back?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
So the cashier has said no, she's calling the manager,
who gets basically the same story. So do you think
they'll take it back?

Speaker 10 (27:54):
Oh, I'm going to say no, they stick to their policies.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
I say they take it back saying no, menace is
guessing yes. I'm gonna say I'm waiting to be swayed
by some argument that Greg's gonna come up with her.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
I think they'll say no and then reiterate what she said,
and they're going to offer you eight doll that you
said it was eight bucks, right, They'll give you eight
dollars or a store credit, or even ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
With a store credit. But they're gonna account the cursing, right,
but they're gonna.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Be steadfast in not taking the item back for your
cash back.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
So I will go. They will not take it back.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
And I think it's only because, man, if you allow
one person to take this garbage back gates. Yeah, I
mean all of this stuff is somebody else's garbage, like literally,
it's not.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
She was so nice listening to your story too. Yeah, Okay, okay,
it's haunted.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Yes, I'm saying no, what's your guest, Cameron, I'm gonna
say no. I'm going to say no. All right, let's
find out. Well they take the haunted cat painting back
at the thrift store.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Can I get a manager to THEO?

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Hi, So I got this painting.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's not broken or anything, it's a good shape, but
I'm pretty sure it's haunted.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I could hear him.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Say, like you knew, Yeah, you gotta see. He's gonna
come get me. He said he was Cat Cassidy, the
kitty cat kid. I'm back getting. I think he was
gonna come like rob me and steal my things. You're
gonna scare me, I know exactly. I was super scared.
I just wanted to return it. Maybe you guys have
someone need to put it with.

Speaker 14 (29:22):
I cannot do a chincher returns day because it's only
one thing.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
I'm an.

Speaker 16 (29:28):
I'm not at any other.

Speaker 10 (29:30):
Kind of.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Son I donated. I I don't want you to donate
it and someone else have a curse pain. I'm when
I like write cursed on it or something or haunted.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
I don't have a market.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
You have a priest or something that would not up here.

Speaker 17 (29:49):
He's very much.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (29:51):
I'm so sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
This no care. We don't have a priest at this location.
We have one, but not here.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Said she would not allowed to be resold, would destroy it.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh my god, because it's haunted. It's haunted. Not one person.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Question, how do they not call bs like you?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Scare me? And SeaBASS is doing that weird thing with
his voice anytime he talks with somebody with an accent.
If you notice you listened to the audio again, so
weird a weird voice.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, oh because the manager had an X Yeah yeah,
I maybe probably.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Actually yeah, well they didn't take it back, so weird.
Congratulations anybody who guests, no, you want to do another one? Yes,
oh yeah, all right, hers do one more?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
All right, This is one a lot of people recommended
that we've been thinking about, was can you return condoms?
Not only so, I bought some condoms at the dollar Store,
which is where you buy condoms, and I want I
brought them back, which, by the way, the Dollar store
again has no refund policy in general, and said, hey,
these condoms broke. Sorry, what can you do? What can
you do for me?

Speaker 8 (30:56):
All right, so dollar store condoms, will they take it back?

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Let's see the return.

Speaker 17 (31:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, he was using these condoms and I gotta have
the bitch pregnant. I was using them correctly and everything
to that promise.

Speaker 17 (31:16):
I think you're coming over there.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Of one item to return.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I was seizing these condoms and I gotta have the
bitch pregnant. So they want to use the rest of them?

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Is the manager?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Managers the same story?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
So is the manager a man or a woman?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Both female?

Speaker 6 (31:36):
The cash You're gonna watch your I'm sure they loving
loving it.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
Yeah, that's what I was asking because if it was
a guy, guy, maybe sorry about that, sympathetic to your plight.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, explained that I was using them properly.

Speaker 10 (31:52):
Yeah, I don't think that I got this pregnant. Yes, nice,
gonna lead to any sympathy.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Uh so will they take it back? This is this
is just like a regular dollar.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Store and it's literally the only thing on the receipt
was ninety nine cents for cond.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Break the box open to make it look like you
have I had.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I took six of them, three in the trash.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I don't need them. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Use.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
I'm gonna say they they're definitely gonna take him back
on this one.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
They will, Yeah, definitely will take it back.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Right absolutely, I'll say a resounding no. No way I
would say no. But like Menace is such a dollar
store expert, he's there all the time, right, do you wanna?

Speaker 6 (32:30):
Because I think it's just such an uncomfortable situation that
they're like, you know what they get out of hand?

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Can you return anything there? Do we know about their policy?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
This particular store has a nine day policy where they
don't they say no, they say never cash, but they'll
do exchanges sometimes in certain conditions.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
So does that count? So we'll count that as that
they took it back, right.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, if you guys want to do that, if you could,
you could get bonus points by describing how they take
it back merchandise exchange.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Oh see, I thought it was just like you got
your money back. I didn't realize that you would settle
for store credits.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Sometimes if I.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Weren't there, I'll give him a dollar out of my
own pocket away.

Speaker 8 (33:09):
Yeah right, uh yeah, well in that case, I say
they will take it back.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
That sounds like they store credit. So no money back
then store yeah, store credit?

Speaker 10 (33:20):
Threads Yeah, maybe store credit.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
All right, so yes, Benna says absolutely, yes, Greg, are
you sticking with no?

Speaker 10 (33:29):
I would like to see them throw him out on
his y.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, that'd be great. I'll stick to know.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Sure, Cameron, Yeah, I think they're going to take it back.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
All right, let's find out dollar store condoms? Will they
take it back?

Speaker 6 (33:40):
They want to use the rest of them?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Okay, we do exchanges your store credit.

Speaker 18 (33:44):
Did you want to get another item in the car?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I do need more condoms, not his brand?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Right, So you can get anything in the stores exchange
store credit.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
The thing is, my fiance is really cissed because their
girlfe right now was my girl friend.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
What would be like a good gift for her?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'm sorry chocolate all the chocolate. Two of these is fine.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Susie cues chocolate.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Right, yeah, don't sense if you want to grab Oh,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Twice is sorry?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I guess right, okay, thank you very much, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Alright, cool.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
You know it's I got the girlfriend pregnant, but the
so she wanted to get chocolate?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Can I guess it says? I'm sorry? What baby stuff
do they carry?

Speaker 6 (34:47):
That's so funny.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
What do you show?

Speaker 12 (34:50):
Recommended by seven out of three mathematicians.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
It's seven out of three.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Recommended by three out of seven mathematicians.

Speaker 19 (34:58):
There you go, that's not very good.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
What do you show?

Speaker 10 (35:01):
You?

Speaker 8 (35:01):
Guys ready for a round of Today in Audio? And
I would like to start off this round of Today
in Audio. We love news bloopers. News bloopers are always fun.
We've had some fun with these over the years, like
that one from u Ken The Bastard Bastita classic Bay
Area TV news anchor Dina is off tonight. He died

(35:24):
set on set on fire on his birthday.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh no, And there.

Speaker 20 (35:29):
Was a professional newscaster in San Francisco by the way, Yeah, dude,
I saw on this professional on this video that I
saw this morning of all these different news bloopers.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
Yeah uh, And I showed Greg, like the joke about
Ron Burgundy and about how he can only read what's
on the teleprompter.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I forgot about that one. There's this guy and he's
doing this segment just to you know, just a quick
news segment, and he's.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
His teleprompter just dies, right, and so he is like
a deer in the headlights without the teleprompter.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
He doesn't even anything one word.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
He's staring at the television camera and it's going like.

Speaker 7 (36:05):
Didn't even attempt to add lib teleprompter, right, and then
dude just riff and he can't say anything.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
He's like the government shut down, that's it.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
And then it brings up another story and he shrugs
his shoulders like I don't know what to say about
that either.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
And then the yeah, and then he goes.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Cut, yeah, cut, cut cut.

Speaker 8 (36:30):
It's so awkward and bad anything like, hey.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
My teleprompter isn't working. I have type taper apparently not
just bullet points.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Even if you pre read, wouldn't you remember some of it?

Speaker 8 (36:45):
And this is what I'm saying, like, man, like, shouldn't
you be doing your job. If you're the news guy,
shouldn't you do your job and at least have a
basic understanding of the story.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Right?

Speaker 6 (36:53):
No, no, you know, he just he just walk in
and then read with prompter.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
All right, here's some other news fails for you today
in audio.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
To say their final good byes to this fallen Louisville
police officer, D D Mega do do sorry?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Men go do.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Mega do do?

Speaker 8 (37:18):
Not laughing about the officer subject matter. It's all about
the news anchor to.

Speaker 9 (37:23):
Say their final goodbyes to this fallen Louisville police officer,
D D Mega do doo?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Sorry? Men do do?

Speaker 7 (37:34):
So disrespectful and I like, how d D mega do do?

Speaker 9 (37:41):
Now?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
By the way, her first name was not dd, it
was de Dra and its last name is mega dot.
Oh my god, nothing like that Mega do?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Dude. I hate having to read names. I hate it. Yeah,
but I think you would know, dear Dra do you?
I don't think you would say Mega do do?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
I wouldn't even say that.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
The job I'm least qualified for is to be a
gate agent at the air port, paging passengers U D
D Mega do do?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Excuse me, it's not it's a nuclear diarrhea. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Here's another one.

Speaker 21 (38:13):
A little bit of pleasure every single time you eat,
so you heard it.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Pleasure yourself with that food that came on wrong.

Speaker 10 (38:19):
Why are they talking about cucumbers or what?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Another news blooper.

Speaker 22 (38:27):
Tokyo startup developed the satellites to create shooting stars on demand.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Imagine that brown stricking stars.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, I bet you Mega Dody would have loved that.

Speaker 22 (38:42):
Oh yeah, A Tokyo startup developed the satellites to create
shooting stars on demand.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
They created shuting stars.

Speaker 8 (38:53):
You want to hear the audio, There's not there's not
a lot to hear, but you can hear the awkwardness
of that guy with the teleprompter.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
All right, here, you got.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Good evening.

Speaker 23 (39:02):
I Mark Scholdfield, glad to have you here on thirteen
on your side.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Calipropter calicopter, helicopter.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
He's back on camera.

Speaker 23 (39:18):
In the government shut down just a moment. We'll we've
got some technical troubles here.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
Okay, god, yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Jeez, what a dumb ass? Yeah, say something and even
if you wanted them to cut, just say it out loud.
Hey can we cut? And we'll come back to this
later we're gonna go down. Yeah, we're gonna go to Ravy.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Now, hey, folks, got some technical difficulties.

Speaker 20 (39:55):
Yeah, you see that on the news once in a while.
Cut start doing my hands. Yeah, sorry, dude, no one
else heard it? Wait, just just everybody.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
I don't know. Oh, this is pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Here's an old school news fail.

Speaker 10 (40:15):
After the break, we're going to interview Eric wyhan Mayer,
who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
But he's gay and he's blind. We'll hear about that
as the break.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Look, he's blind, but he's gay. And then here's that
Cabastita clip.

Speaker 16 (40:37):
Good evening on Kenbasda. Dana is off tonight. He was
murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday.
The body Fresky was found by.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
The worst birthday ever.

Speaker 10 (40:51):
What did they bring that up for last week tonight?

Speaker 6 (40:54):
Yeah, just once had to die like damn.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Oh often, I love you.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
But he could come in just because of that.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
All What else do you have today? In audio?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
SeaBASS Well, one of our favorite types of videos. We
got a guy getting taste. This is on the street
in Philadelphia and it's a security guard approach of some
dude who's hassed on people outside of a Philly cheese
steak place. He gets taste, but then you'll hear the
screaming here, and I want you to guess why. He's
also screaming out. So he's not just screaming from the tasing.

(41:47):
What else could be happening, Ravy.

Speaker 10 (41:49):
He dropped a sandwich.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Greg Uh, he fell and broke his eggle menace. I
know what happened, but I know it happened as well.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
He caught on fire, oh due his pats straight up.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Oh, I have another question though, what was the outside
of Gino's or pat?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Actually it was Gym's, I believe.

Speaker 10 (42:09):
Oh Jim, Jim's another one in the mix.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
All right, yeah, well, I guess he was just creating
all these problems.

Speaker 23 (42:16):
Right.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
Of course they drag him outside. He's still put into
a fight, so then they tasee them. You get all right,
so then you got you got that, and then he
gets up and then he runs away like that's it,
like he knew he was wrong. And here they were
talking on the local news, speaking of local news reporters,

(42:38):
they were out on the scene talking to some people
about what half actually after.

Speaker 19 (42:42):
Drinking hours here. South Street does get a little nuts,
especially on the weekend. So uh, you know, not saying
the guy actually deserved it, but you know there's if
it has to come to that, usually there's a pretty
good reason for.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
That, all right. See that's Philly.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
Philly just understands like some guys acting like an a
hole in the bar and you happen to get and
set on fire.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
That's happened on fire.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
I saw an article that had that story in it
and they said that nine hundred people a day get
tased by the police really in America.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, wow, where's all the recordings you could have?

Speaker 8 (43:15):
Like Greg wants to have a TV channel just breaking
stuff totally, we can have a whole channel.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Just tas that many people getting tased. But they said
people catching on fire has.

Speaker 9 (43:25):
Only been like ten to say their final goodbyes to
this fallen Louisville police officer. D d mega, doo doo,
don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
What they're doing in four different languages. The Woody Show,
it's the wood Shows.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
There was a photo that's been making the rounds of
this girl who's eating ramen noodles out of a toilet,
and then the caption that said, when it's your turn
to do the dishes, and all the balls in the
house are dirty except for this one. I mean, it's
just a toilet full of ramen noodles and she's got
a big old fork full. Disturbingly, yeah, it's gross. Well,

(44:05):
the story is this eighteen year old chick. Her name
is Taylor. She was with her friend Hannah hunched over
the toilet bowl full of ramen noodles because it was
one of their friend's twenty first birthday. So they're at
this party at this hotel in Seattle when I guess
they decided to make several bowls of instant ramen. So
clearly they were either drunk or high. Ok yeah, cool supplies, yeah,

(44:28):
and many of which were left uneaten the following night.
So they decided to flush the excess ramen down the toilet.
When the site gave them the idea, she says, quote,
I reached in for a bite and posed for the picture.
I would say Taylor and I are definitely the jokesters
of our squad eighteen. Use the word jokesters, I mean,

(44:51):
because if you wanted to create the photo without actually
doing something disgusting, you could like just take a big
old fork full of the ramen before you doubt the toilet, exactly,
dump the rest in the toilet, then lean over and
be eating. Yeah, right, exactly, she's legit. In fact, let's
get some ramen noodles and recreate it. Yeah, and we'll
actually because she's kissing the fork full of noodles. If
you do it the way you're talking about the right way,

(45:13):
you could have just noodles.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (45:16):
On Taylor.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
The photos up on our Twitter and our Facebook right
now if you want to see it.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
I do have a couple new Greg gory sings the hits.
I don't understand at this point, Greg, why you hate them.
Obviously people love it, they're not.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
I don't hate them. I've started to hate something about it.
And that's the picture that accompanies it. Instagram what of
like every whatever? Every hour, I'm like, he posted it again,
because every time you put the song, the different songs,
he still puts the pictures.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
He's talking about Instagram. By the way, Instagram dot com slash.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
The way show that you use a snapchat filter.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
Right, That's what.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Our singer came up with. It was pretty damn funny photo.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
He's putting it on a list listeners sent it to us.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
I don't know, in theory I think about it. I
think the whole thing's totally funny. And then I hear it,
right what I'm.

Speaker 8 (46:09):
Thinking, man reacting to seeing a picture of the type
of bug that was in his backyard, just torturing him.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, just holding me hosted.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
And then of course we had all those different songs
that our boy Miles put together as a genius and
people love it and we keep posting them on our
social media. Well here's some new ones. Ye yeah, here's
one in the style of toe love.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
That's yes, yeah, I like that one.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
This is the funnily is tripping off by the way,
I like yeah, yeah, glitter sparkly.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, like a drag queen, total drag queen.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
That.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Here's another one. You guys remember our Lady Peace?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (47:09):
Yes, they had a song clumsy, right yeah, also a
song Superman's Dead.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
This was actually Fergie.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
Oh it is?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Oh I thought it was the R Lady A. Sorry
all right to the Fergie Clumsy All right, here we go.

(47:48):
Production value, Yeah, that was good, stereoscopic. I love the
toblo though.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, that's that's quality.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Gregory sings the hits of the Library just keeps on growing.
Nice job, and he asked me to impregnate him.

Speaker 13 (48:16):
Show.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Well, I've been waiting ever since we heard that Sea
Bass is going to be on Doctor Phil for that
episode of card Narks. I've been waiting not only to
see the episode, to be able to like chop it
up and dissect what happened because we had to be
kept in the dark for a lot of it. Yeah,
because Sea Bass had like a non disclosure agreement, he
wasn't allowed to discuss anything until after the episode aired,

(48:39):
which finally aired, and it was explosive. It was, dude,
they had you in the crosshairs the entire time. I
thought there was going to be at least a little
bit of balance.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That it was one after the other after the only
person they did bring on as we'll play a little
bit of my mom show.

Speaker 14 (49:00):
People.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
Yeah, did anybody else did we hear that her name
was Karen? Or did we like know their name was Karen?
Then forget about it. By the time the whole Karen
thing blake forgot.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I mentioned it.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Because I said, I don't use that word number one
because it's over used and misused and number two because
it's home.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Okay, Okay, it's home.

Speaker 8 (49:18):
I was like, Wow, it's his name because I didn't
know it's her name really, Karen? Or was this part
of Sea Bass his whole thing?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
We knew her name.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
My wife kept on asking is that an actor? Or
is that really his mom? But how about the pictures
of a young Sea Bass in there? Doctor Phil got
more out of Sea Bass than we have in the
years that he's worked on the show.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Trail, but I love all the experts that he had on.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
To was ridiculous after the other after the other. So
we're gonna kind of go through a little bit of recap.
If you watch the episode, you know exactly what we're
talking about. The idea here is to go through for
the people who maybe missed the explosive Doctor Phil episode
about would he show cart arcs?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
And I will be able to fill you in too
on what they did cut left in and what they
cut out cutting. Yeah, Doctor Phil's people reached out to
Sea Mask. They wanted to do an episode about cart
and Arks have agent Sebastian as they kept calling him
on the show. And so the episode finally aired and
Doctor Phil did what doctor Phil does is tries to

(50:21):
make a mountain out of a molehill, not about everything.
People were really surprised that he was able to make
a whole episode about cart narks. And I'll go to
give you some behind the scenes start to start out with,
is there was going to be a lot more confrontations
with people that I've confronted. However, they had two of
the biggest cartnark episode quote unquote victims ever. The dude

(50:43):
who chased me around the parking lot for fifteen minutes
with his truck. Now they had him ready to go,
and they had the guy who pulled a gummy ready
to go, only to drop out in the days before
the wow. So I think that's why they kind of
had to build all this other stuff. Okay, And I
was talking to my mom beforehand because I knew she
was going to be on, and I told her, look,

(51:04):
these quote unquote civilians, they're gonna get cold feet. They're
gonna think they're gonna be made fun of on the
national TV. I'm fine with being made fun of on
national TV. But I think that's why they had to.

Speaker 8 (51:13):
Kind of stretch. Okay, but yeah, let's go to some
of the clips and they brought in, like you said,
some of those experts at that one guy from the
Israeli from.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Israel I Brittish guy from Israel to social media professor.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
And then and then that chick who is the the
DJ who made the prank call to the hospital where
Kate Middleton was that they're having the baby. They dragged
that whole thing into it about you know, pranks, how.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
It could kill, it could be down. Yeah, let's start
the top of the show. This is before I even
get on stage. This is doctor Phil's intro to his audience.

Speaker 24 (51:42):
So with over three hundred and twenty millions working camera
phones in this country, the chances that you being recorded
in public have never been high.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
It's basically just me.

Speaker 24 (51:53):
You're out and about. You better be looking over your shoulder,
why because you could end up like one of my
guests today. An encounter with a mysterious man in a
parking loss soon escalated into an argument that was filmed
and posted on the internet with thousands of views. So
what was the disagreement about? Will you'll be surprised? We're

(52:18):
talking about Yeah, a shopping cart.

Speaker 25 (52:22):
A shopping cart on This is not an isolated incident.
This mysterious man that calls himself Agent Sebastian travels the
country as leader of the cart Narks and says he
has narch hundreds.

Speaker 24 (52:38):
Of members of the public who do not return their
shopping card to the cart receptacle. I'm serious. Sebastian has
a growing number of fans and critics, some of whom
are here today. Now, he says, as long as there
are lazy bones in the parking lot, he has mission,

(53:00):
and his work is.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Just not done.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
That's right, We're not done. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
He set it up like a horror fountain.

Speaker 8 (53:08):
Yeah, of course, a mysterious man. It's daytime television. I'm
the bad guy, right, Yeah. I just kept a clip three.
This is where he actually brings me on stage. A
three there, and he kind of tries to break down
again people. And I couldn't really break this down for him.
He was not getting the humor of the card narks,
my agents at all.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
And I have all this stupid tactical gear to show
how silly it is a wand of justice, and I
couldn't really do that on stage because I wanted to
kind of stick to the points. But here he is
introducing me.

Speaker 24 (53:36):
Did you say you're a trained agent?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Sure's that adds who trained you?

Speaker 13 (53:42):
Me?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Hundreds of hours? And that adds to the whole silliness
of it because.

Speaker 24 (53:47):
These people flip out, what kind of agent?

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
An agent of the carts and the cart narks?

Speaker 24 (53:53):
And you said somebody curbed their card. You said, this
is a violation of what public decency?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
How many times have you pulled into parking?

Speaker 24 (54:00):
Well, you said it's a violation, as though it's a
violation of some code.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
No, there's no criminal charge, there's no there's no ticket
on writing anybody. It's just a violation of common courtesy
of the same as littering or not picking them after
your dog.

Speaker 24 (54:12):
But what you meant is this is rude.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Correct, Yes, sir, but you were just acting like a cop. No, sir,
I an agent.

Speaker 19 (54:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I never identify myself as law enforcement because obviously that
would be illegal.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah, there are real estate agents, there are sports agents,
right exactly, there are an agent doesn't necessarily cleaning agent.

Speaker 8 (54:31):
Yeah, that's not that's not a law enforcement exclusive term.
We got an email from Ashley the episode of Doctor Toole.
I mean doctor phil Oh that's not quite possibly the
most frustrating nineteen minutes I've ever experienced, the fact that
he was condescending and repeatedly acting like he wasn't getting
the symbology that'll work, No, I think so. The shopping
card theory and other aspects of life was infuriating, so

(54:53):
he wasn't getting as it was mentioning. All the while
he's attempting to publicly shame you on national television. What
a hypocrite?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (55:00):
Are you for shaming?

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Clearly he and his peons are so sheltered that they
can't understand a concept as simple as a shopping car
damaging somebody's property exactly in this case, their car blocking
the path to someone with a true disability when trying
to go about their daily life. He barely gave you
or your mother time to speak, and she seems like
a super nice lady by the way. Oh babe, My
only question is why couldn't you mention the Woodie show?
Your chance was when doctor Toole kept asking who is we? Well,

(55:25):
that's who is we? The best damn morning radio show
that ever existed? That too, and that's from Ashley. Thank
you for watching Ashley.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
That's a good question, and it has come up because
I use the term we when talking about cart nards
because I talk about all the different voices I do Cameron,
Agent Cameron, Agent Boe gar So and agent Qui Dell,
agent Greg Gory from the Cape Glories. That's the weed
I'm talking about. And we did the Woodie Show. Did
come up with my mom and they cut a lot
of what she said out because she was talking about how,

(55:51):
yeah he does people say this is get a real job,
this is part of his job, and we talked about,
you know, but they cut all that out.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Hit the narrative what he's going exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah, it's more, it's more real to the audience if
I'm some weirdo out there as a post to this
is a bit.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
We do for the air.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
So Doctor Phil did a whole episode if you're just
tuning in all about cart Arks yesterday, and we're going
through some of the audio and she.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Mentions here, like the seventeen minutes the actual show itself,
it's so cut down. There's so many pre produced intros
and outros and commercials. Here's one of these right here
is the clip A four where he talks about being
me lying people will lie to your face about medical
issues or whatever. But I see them with my own
two eyes, and we just saw her take her foot
back A lot of.

Speaker 24 (56:30):
Your face, like telling somebody that they're trained authorized agent.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
That's not a lot, not a lot. That's rae again, Phil,
doctor philp not getting that an agent isn't enough.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
You don't have to be FBI. I mean, there's two questions.
I wanted to ask so bad, but I don't want
to be jumping the gun. But do you get to
where he goes? The data shows? Yeah, we could talk
about that because like where's his data coming from?

Speaker 5 (56:57):
Well?

Speaker 6 (56:57):
I love your counteraction to that too, Like you haven't
been as many parking lots as I have. Let's go up.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
That's clip D two.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
There would he?

Speaker 1 (57:06):
So what he's talking about here is there are and
we mentioned this I think yesterday, there are studies that
say that you can't get someone to change by shaming them,
that they'll you know, they'll react harder, they'll double down
on their beliefs. So let's go to clip D too.

Speaker 24 (57:19):
Okay, Actually, I understand what you're saying. You just don't
know what the hell you're talking about. Because the evidence
contradicts what you're saying. The evidence says that you can
inspire change, but you can't shame change.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I've asked people, would you like to take it back?
They tell me to off. They flip me off, just
the request, so off, I walked the book.

Speaker 24 (57:40):
That's not where the card goes as you responded then
and said, let me do it for you. It's okay,
don't worry about Well, they'll do.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
It every time.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
They'll think. And by the way, I didn't say the
F word there. They bleeped me saying f off. Yeah,
they've got different rules on daytime TV.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Well the rules leaped out word inside.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Yeah, it's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
So so I I told him, look, if if I
just walk up, oh, let me get that for you,
they'll think there's just people wandering around to grab your
stuff for you.

Speaker 8 (58:10):
The other thing is like, uh, part of the bit
is that Sea Bass is always nice to these people
to a fault, right, they're yelling, screaming, carrying on. He
tries to keep this like calm demeanor right because you
know he swear.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah, He's like, oh, sorry, I'm being played.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
I don't know why you're yelling at me, that's kind
of that's the that's the thing of Agent Sebastian, right, right,
And so yet doctor Phil and it had like basically
a word cloud type style of the quotes from different card.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
And Arc videos of things that he has said.

Speaker 8 (58:40):
Yeah, and well, because he was trying to take because
you know, the written word is different than when you
actually look, hear or see something, because it, yeah, looks
worse in print.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
And so that's why he did that.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
And what I was trying to explain to doctor Phil
before he interrupted me there was that we have plenty
of cartnark videos where simply me saying, oh, that's not
where the car f you we there's no magnet, there's
no flag, there's no Yeah, we have plenty of those videos.
And so I, again, like Menace was saying, I replied
to doctor Phil in his weird psychology, actually you're.

Speaker 24 (59:08):
Now arguing with the data because that's not the case
parking lots or no offense. Oh definitely, you know, because
I'm aware that there are other problems in society that
might be slightly more pressing, like homelessness.

Speaker 14 (59:26):
No no, no no no no no no no no
no no.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Okay, many of you who were clapping for that, went
and fed people at a homeless soup kitchen this morning.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
I thought, so.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
I will give them credit for leaving that clip in. Yeah,
really shut down that audience. You know, my mom laughing
in the backgrounds.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
So we're going through some of the clips of Sea
Bass on Doctor Phil, the cart and Arks episode of
Doctor Phil, and we are going to continue with that next.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Also, we're going to have a special guest calling in.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, the carton Arks. I didn't even realize this. We
were on more than one daytime talk show.

Speaker 8 (59:59):
We were Somebody even said Doctor Phill's Facebook page was
blowing up. Good what's a good daughter? Teren wants to
be an arketeer now wants an Arcteer shirt. Anyway, get
to some more clips coming up next here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Show Man. So much feedback, so much reaction to.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
Doctor Phil's episode All about Art and Arts yesterday, and
so we're going through some of the clips. We've got emails,
uh to get to, and we've also got people calling
in eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
What are you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Let's say hello to Brandon. Hey, good morning guys, how
are you guys doing We're doing great. What do you got?
First of all, you guys are awesome. I love your show.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 26 (01:00:49):
My wife introduced me to you guys probably about a
year and a half ago, and I'm just kind of
pissed off. I didn't listening to before.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
You should be.

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
I just want to say, I just want to say,
Sea Bass, dude, we.

Speaker 26 (01:00:57):
Watched that last night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 26 (01:00:58):
Doctor feel is such an idiot. He doesn't understand the
concept of like the humor of the cart narcs. He
just takes everything so freaking serious, like that need that
you need to pull a tampon ut of his butt,
Like yeah, I'd about everything.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Just the idea of common courtesy, like yeah, I was
just starting there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:01:17):
So there's so many times where I went, like the
store and you see a cart just flying by the
parking lot, Like what they're gonna hit next? You know,
I could hit a kid in the stroller, like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
I could hit a car an old lady.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yeah. Because I always thought doctor Phil was the tough
talk personal responsibilit and I said it on the on
the air to him, like I thought you were better
than this, doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
I was shocked the funniest was the homeless thing.

Speaker 26 (01:01:42):
Whenever you cut him off on the homeless thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yeah, how many of you had people your next or something?

Speaker 10 (01:01:47):
You know?

Speaker 8 (01:01:47):
Yeah, oh, Brandon, thank you for the call. Man, appreciate
you listening.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah, you guys, You guys are awesome.

Speaker 26 (01:01:52):
And I go, I hope you guys have a great Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Man all right, bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, I mean there's special guests. Mess's mind.

Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
Yeah, I was made for appearance on the Doctor Phil
Show yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I absolutely support my son Sebastian.

Speaker 27 (01:02:09):
Cords.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Okay, well you said partner.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
There's she hit him and she threw her drink on
him repeatedly.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
That's the salt.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I'm a nice guy. I'm helping out the community. Actually,
from every video I've seen, Sebastian is totally respectful, because
if he wasn't, I might have to scold him.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Mom jokes, Oh she's sweet. She brought up candid camera.
She's like, this isn't the first time this has been done?

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
That was a good point.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
Uh so I mentioned you know my wife are watching
this is this real life? And when before they brought
your mom out, he alluded to, like, you know what,
maybe there's something going on in Sea Basses up, bring
your Bobo, and my wife said, he goes, you only
have so much time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Doctor. One episode that was definitely not an hour show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
That was a tease for the whole stuff in my mom.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
I know your mom made you look normal.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
She was very sweet and nice, and they cut out
a lot of her conversation because she talked about how,
like the Woody show, stuff has a real job. She
also talked about how when she was going to visit
her when her mom died, my grandmother died, she got
caught speeding, but she and she was crying, but she
didn't use as an excuse with the cops because that's
not that's not has nothing to do with the speeding,
even though you know whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
Yeah, but it was nice for her to come out.
So it was Yeah, it was the it was Seabass's
mom on there. There was the psychologist. They had some
social media guy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
That was the other thing. When I watched that, I'm like, oh,
here's another question I wish Sea Bass asked. I'd be like, dude,
how many followers you got?

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Like, how are you? How many followers do you have
to be an expert?

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Well, another thing they cut out with him is because
his premise was I'm just doing this for the clicks
and the money, which there is no money to speak
of that's any any real amount. But I told him
and they cut this out. Was that Look when we
started this, I had zero followers, zero clicks.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
This I was on there.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
Oh okay, okay there, yeah, I saw that argument. Okay,
you started with nothing. It wasn't like, you know, hey,
we're gonna give you money to do this. It was
just kind of we started. It started as a bit
on the show. That's exactly what was. It was a
conversation about pet Peeves. Greg had mentioned about people leaving
carts out. SeaBASS is always going out to you know,
talk to jugglos and weirdos or whatever, steal a base

(01:04:23):
steel taco, whatever the case may be. And so we
just came up with this idea of well, once you
go wait in a parking lot for five minutes and
wait for someone not to return a card.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
It only took two minutes and the reaction and the
reaction was great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Well, they did find one person who was willing to
come on doctor Phil, one person who I have confronted before.
And when they told me who they had on doctor
Phil right, and they told me who they had.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
I was like, who what?

Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Because when we I don't even know if we played
this audio on the air because it was such a
nothing confrontation. This was back when we used to do
the pit maneuver.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
I would roll people's cars behind the carts, behind their
cars to show them, to make them take it back,
show them the consequences of leaving their card out.

Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
And so this is the guy they brought out, all right,
which see one, see one, here we go.

Speaker 24 (01:05:02):
You feel like you were victimized by him and shamed
on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Yes, I was.

Speaker 24 (01:05:08):
And what do you want to say to agent Sebastian.

Speaker 28 (01:05:12):
Yeah, Sebastian, it's not good to go around and push
people's buttons because you're going to provoke a reaction. You're
gonna get a reaction. And what you do is you
push buttons for no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
I would take objection with the no reason, Why didn't
you just take your card back?

Speaker 28 (01:05:32):
Parking lot monitors specifically pick up shopping carts.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
That's their job.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
This is the old they get paid to do just that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Look, this is a classic example and terrible reasoning we
hear from these people all the time. Who's that I
hear from these people all the time is they pay
people to do this? Will they pay a janitor in
that same shopping center to wipe up the toilet? Do
you go in there and pee all over these you know,
because eventually the janitor will come and clean up after you.
Or do you pick up after yourself and do what's
asked of you and what you quite frankly, you know

(01:06:00):
you're supposed.

Speaker 17 (01:06:01):
To be doing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
How does doctor Phil not agree with that? I think
he doesn't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
It's the most basic analogy, right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
They have firefighters. Let's set fires. They're get paid to
put them out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
By the way, with that guy came out on fire,
didn't he.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
Case?

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
So he responds to that, it's not like his trash.

Speaker 24 (01:06:21):
You're not throwing something on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
I'm not talking about trash. I'm talking about blocking spots.
I said, it was like, it's similar.

Speaker 24 (01:06:27):
Yes, well, no, it's not similar because littering is a crime.
This isn't a crime. You're equating one thing with another.
One's a crime, one's not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
That's an analogy, doctor Phil.

Speaker 24 (01:06:35):
But it's a similar analogy because one's a crime.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
And one's not.

Speaker 24 (01:06:38):
It's not like saying we when it's me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
It's a similar principle of picking up after yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
He's not getting he really did.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
He keat on we so much I wanted to punch him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
This is from Serena, Hey, what do you show my boyfriend?

Speaker 8 (01:06:50):
I've been listening to the show for about two years now,
and in support of one of our favorite segments, cardon Arcs,
we watched the quote unquote doctor Phil interview with sebat
he does have a doctorate in psychology to some of
how we felt while watching What the F Is This?
Doctor Phil is a hypocrite who constantly corrected Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Saying who's we?

Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Yeah yeah, and post on a Sea Bass being an
agent when he himself isn't a real doctor, therapist, or psychiatrist.
It takes less than a minute to return a card
after using in. Many people who have worked in a
position where they have to round up the cards from
the corral would agree that having the cards in the
designated corral helps tremendously. I worked at a Walmart and
I hated the idiots who would not return them correctly.

(01:07:29):
I absolutely hate that quote unquote doctor Phil made Sea
bass look like an ahole on national television. But hopefully
the coverage will provide more narketeers and publicity for the
card arcs Sea Mass Keep up the good work that
you do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
PS. My boyfriend and I always put our cards back.
Thank you. What do you show for making our day
more enjoyable? All in me love? That is from Serena
pay Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Yeah, And I was trying not to talk down to him,
but like that's an I said, that's what an analogy
is done.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
What's a bad one?

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
And so anyway, like we had the Doctor Phil thing,
and so it ended up getting discussed not just on
Doctor phil social media pages, not just uh you know,
on our social media pages, but also made it onto
The Talk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
They had Doctor Phil on to discuss the Cartnarks episode. Yeah,
which ust meet it's an awesome episode.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
On the Talk said it was a discussion on that which,
by the way, one of the co hosts on The
Talk now is our very good friend Jerry O'Connell actor
Jerry O'Connell, And so I was talking to him yesterday
and he is going to be calling in next because
he's going to share some thoughts because of what's going
on like he was like trying to defend the Carton Arks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
It didn't let him get a word in age.

Speaker 8 (01:08:39):
Because he is an honorary carton ark arkeeteria. I mean
he and his daughter's. Yeah, they're they're they're big fans
and his daughters. So Jerry O'Connell will join us next
as we dig a little bit deeper into the Doctor
Phil Carton Arks episode coming up next here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
The Woody Show back in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Sounds like a cart Arcs confrontation.

Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
Yesterday was the Doctor Phil episode where he was I
mean he had sea Bass in the crosshairs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
It was really a hit piece. Oh yeah, total hat job.
But I survived. Yeah you did. I thought you had
them see very well, by the way.

Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
And then so it has created a lot of conversation,
including on another daytime talk show, The Talk featuring our
good friend and just friend of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Jerry O'Connell is on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Good morning, Jerry guy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
Second second time, long time.

Speaker 8 (01:09:51):
Yeah, well, thank you, thank you for calling in. I
wanted to get like your take on this as a
cart narketeer, I.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Tell you, yesterday was one of the most shocking days
of my life and I'm gonna tell you the whole story.
So I'm a co host on the Talk on CBS.
It's on two pm Eastern, two pm everywhere, I guess.
I go in there in the morning, and I unlike
you guys, because I've seen you work, and unlike other
professionals in broadcasting, I don't like to do any preparation

(01:10:23):
at all.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I don't like anyhow I've seen you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Guys do prep. It's like technical. You have buttons you
have to hit, there's forms you have to fill out.
Because I have a daytime show and there's four other hosts,
I like to come in there and to quote another
broadcaster will do it live f it will do it lot.
I mean that's how I roll. So I come in
in the morning lot. Another day, I come in in
the morning and they say today's guest is doctor Phil,

(01:10:53):
and my ears perk up because I got to tell you,
I love Doctor Phil. I love him, man. That show
is great.

Speaker 6 (01:10:59):
It's hilarious confrontations with.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Families and issues, and he's so calm there, and he's
just got this sort of like very Texas sort of
calm demeanor about him that really cracks me up. And
I'm a huge Doctor Phil fan. I now work for CBS.
Now what Doctor Phil is not my direct boss. He
has a lot of pull at that company. Twenty years, Yeah,

(01:11:24):
that show is a big deal, especially in daytime. So
this is like very exciting. So the producer and Doctor
Phill are there and they sit down and they say,
you know, Doctor Phil is celebrating twenty years on the air,
and we're going to talk about a very special episode today.
And I'm figuring family that was separated, a genealogy back together,

(01:11:49):
a retrospective of the twenty years, right, some sort of
issue addiction, bringing a family back together. And I was like, wow,
this is going to be And I got to tell you,
I'm thinking my head. I'm not joking. I just started
on this show to talk and I'm thinking this could
be my daytime. I mean no, I'm not even joking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
You're gonna cry.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Doctor Phil says, there's a there's a fellow who collects
card and then shames people. Put the cart and then
I want to tell you my blood boiled. I became angry.
I boiled fists. I was ready to fight, and I said,

(01:12:35):
doctor Phil, you're not going to believe this. I know
the original guy who does that. I know him. He's
on the Woody Show. I've been on his show. I'm
a huge fan. Someone has stolen his gimmick, took his bit.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
You think it's a different guy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
And he went, the man's name is Sebastian. He is
shaming people. And I went, oh, yeah, but he's shaming
them because they don't put the carts back in the
car corral. And he goes, well, this is this is
a bigger issue than we have experts and everything. And

(01:13:18):
I said to my producer, I said, I know this guy.
They said, well, you know, this is the whole first
episode and everything, and are you ready to go out
there and like and defend him? And I was like, well, yeah,
I mean I love watching his videos and everything. I
go out there. I gotta say Sea Bass. And I
didn't watch The Doctor Phil until I came home last night.

(01:13:39):
Another reason why I was up so late last night.
I watched the whole Doctor Thrill episode. Yeah, Sea Bass,
they made you out to be a real kook.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Defending you on live television would have really been putting
my neck out there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
And Raby was talking about that all this scary music. Yeah,
but I will give you credit because folks should go
back and watch the talk from when yesterday with Jerry,
because Jerry defended me, and is it Amanda Klutes? Is
that your co host that she was giving.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Because I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
I didn't defend you personally because I gotta say, first
of all, let me go to the good Your hair
looks awesome. You did your hair.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Yeah, that's gone my mom, my mom who was on
the show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
Dude, I may have your mom do my hair. It
did get a little kooky when you kept saying when
you said you're an agent of the carts, like it's
just tough to stand up there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Which I tried to explain to doctor Phil, like that's
the joke, it's the silly part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
He was, what's his clips?

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
All right? So I let that out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
So this is from the talk, so Jerry as co
hosts are going nuts. It was at Elaine and Cheryl
Underwood and Natalie. Natalie Morales was saying, well, sometimes I
love Natalie, so thank god is on the wrong side
of it. But thank god Jerry and Amanda were sticking
up for me because you as as you're about to
hear Jerry, the rest of Jerry's cast, we're not being

(01:15:19):
good card citizens.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
It has a lot to do with proximity.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
For me, I'm gonna look, I'm gonna keep it real.

Speaker 8 (01:15:24):
If it's if they've got one of those places like
in the middle of the parking lot, I'll do it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
But if it's like I gotta go all the way
back over, I'm like no, but I'll put it in
between like the little parking blocks.

Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
Those extra steps are really really real.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
That parking is hard enough to find.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
Sometimes you have to walk a mile Natalie's.

Speaker 24 (01:15:48):
Mists for morality, Yeah, there are other things you can
do to measure that right.

Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
First of all, I cannot believe all my co hosts
are such lazy bones that they don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Jerry, good on you man. Yeah yeah, I got a
lazy boats in there.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
But listen, stand up and say everyone leave, leave my
friends Sea Bass alone. Especially, dude, why did you let
them do the slow motion matrix like shots of you running?
You look like a nut. When they said, oh, hey,
can we get you running down this alley and just
hold up your like your phone light and like act

(01:16:30):
like your neo from the matrix, You're like, yeah, sure,
I will do that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Justice in the mouth sire.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yeah, exactly look pretty sexy, didn't it, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
Insane?

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
Seas Listen, I am a narc peer everyone a card tier.
I'm not a narc. The stitches get stitches. But like
when you kept referring to yourself as we and kept
calling you out in the bass, it was really listen
as crazy as you made sounded, Sea Bass. And I'm
sorry I didn't stand up and go you leave Seabats alone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
He's doing the real work out there.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
I do have to say it was the most entertaining
episode of Doctor Phil since cash Me Outside.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
How about I agree, like they got to be so
happy over there. Yeah, yeah, But I do have.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
To say, and I love Doctor Phil.

Speaker 9 (01:17:18):
It is.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
It was a riveting episode. It was getting a little
I couldn't believe I was watching Sea Bass Phil. I
was having like a fever dream. It was like me
calling into your show and being like, I had the
craziest dream last night. Seabats was on Doctor Phil. And

(01:17:40):
then Doctor Phil was mentioning, you know, the fact that
he's a bully, and Sea batches like, oh come on,
but you acted. Here's another thing, Sea Bass. You acted
like someone who was a bully when he went, you know,
you are bullying these people, and you were like, oh,
come no, doctor Phil, no you stop.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Well the great Jerry O, Jerry, we love you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
I love you. Maybe I'm so glad you're feeling better
and any change shot out those Alter Ego tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
We got you, We got you.

Speaker 8 (01:18:12):
Thanks man, the Woody Show and we are into another
new hour and as you know, we are out this week,
and thanks to all of your requests and suggestions, we've
pulled some audio from the last ten years out of
the Woody Show vault. These are the moments that you

(01:18:32):
said you heard as a new listener and decided that, hey,
this is the show for me. You know, lots of
people have worked for the show over the years. You're
gonna hear them in these segments. Lots of what you're
gonna hear hasn't even aired in years. But when this
vacation is over, all these clips, all these segments, they're
going to be retired forever, never to be heard on
the air again.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:18:53):
So we'd still like to hear what your thoughts are
on anything you hear this morning on the show. If
there's an opinion or a story you would like to add,
there are a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Of ways to do that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
Best ways the after hours voicemail A the time after
ten am until five am the next morning, eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Of course you can email us email at the woodieshow
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Find us follow us on a social media platform of
your choice at the Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yep, isn't the pope in the news?

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Seamsk I got some pope, A new.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Pope was addressing Italy's association of hairdressers, hairstylists and beauticians.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Okay, as he should, Yes, and this is the at
the end of the Vatican that pull that off. You guys,
I can get the Pope, the Pope to come speak
to us.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Be right out, he said this, and I quote hairstylists.

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
You need to.

Speaker 8 (01:19:49):
Avoid of falling into the temportation of gossip that is
easily associated with your work.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Why you guys gotta be such a gossip hend. Yes,
there's a clock, a clock of clock, he says, Be
like Martin de Pories or Martin de Pories, patron saint
of Barber's and work with Christian style, treating clients with
gentleness and courtesy.

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
I would really appreciate it if you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Guys will stop wearing the young pants whiles you work.
I can't get to my hair as akata without the
looking down your skirt, and it makes it the pope
uncoffe Yet it makes me uncomforable. And rub your boot
up against my elbow.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Oh yes, that's a.

Speaker 8 (01:20:31):
Favorite part of the MVP treatment. After sport, the cliff
is getting the hair or washed and you put your.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
Jaggas in my face.

Speaker 8 (01:20:41):
The hotel treatment hot Tiel treatment means of something a
completely different rise.

Speaker 29 (01:20:46):
Of pup movies right in front of my eyes. Hello,
these he's a pup just a little off the top.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I can sit my hat while I get to the barber.
Isn't matter if my hair's along.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
I've got the hat.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I don't need any product.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
I could just wear the hat out.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
Is so embarrassing when you have the bed head.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Would you mind the not it is brushing off the hairs.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
I really need to wash out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
I have a meeting, hope.

Speaker 10 (01:21:15):
Wow, it's like where you're in Vatican City.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
So yeah, hairdresser stopping. Yeah, yeah, perhaps you can tell
me what I'm offing.

Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
Why is it that a stereotype about hair and addressers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Being a salute.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Gossip?

Speaker 30 (01:21:34):
Gossip?

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
What is it that about?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
They don't they don't have early hours. They get in
ten o'clocks. They can go out party as every.

Speaker 8 (01:21:45):
Night and us I really appreciate when I was in
the chair, you're not trying to sell me a hair
of privatizing here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
For a hair of cat.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
But they got the It's like two for one over here.

Speaker 8 (01:21:56):
But you always try to make it seem like it's
a sense of urgency when you were always.

Speaker 6 (01:22:00):
Have a sail.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
It's like a sail like every day. I like away
my scalp tingle. And then when you're done with the cutter,
you say, do you.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
Want the gel?

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Always the gel?

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Always?

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Hey Pop, did you check it online?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
I did check it online. Maybe you can explain it
to me. It's why is it still waiting here for.

Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
A master turn?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
It says on the deck for last hand.

Speaker 31 (01:22:20):
Me not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
So many different accents over the place.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Hello, I am from Germany. I like the chair that
go up and and down.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
It is like a ride.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
You pump chair go.

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
Up, fair push lever chair go down.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I do have a question, though, as swear as I got,
it was just cha this quick.

Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
I did not cut the fire.

Speaker 29 (01:22:47):
You have an old time erazor that you sharpen on
leather strap. I've just seen a sweety te. Don't you
get a tresure with me?

Speaker 32 (01:22:55):
Forget stop interrupting the FLOWE talk about time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Raise my godfather. There's a bad barber stop for you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Yeah, yeah, right, it is a punk. You know he's
not We know he's not Italian.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Well, here's the lives in Italy.

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
Just like on South Park, everybody from Canada sounds exactly
the same assimilation.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Everybody else Southbox sounds the same. You pick it up.
Everybody kind of sounds the same.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (01:23:26):
Guy, Oh, I get.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
I believe you realize that you was a gay?

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
You not speaking his way, and all of a sudden
you was a becomic gay.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
Like hello.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Asking hairdressers, it's so fabulous hairdressers good.

Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
A recruiting company in Virginia's in hot Water after they
posted a job ad. The company posted this ad for
an account manager and in the description it said preferably Caucasian.
Someone else through the site and they found another listing
that said female candidates only.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
You can't do either that.

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
A company spokesman said both of these mistakes were made
by the same employee who is new, and that the
company is really an equal opportunity employer. This does not
reflect their They probably said something else, I like, you
wouldn't mind make sure they're white, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
And then person's like, oh okay, and they put it
like right in the ad. Oh we said on the
d L yeah, b white. I'm trying to get some
chicks in here. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Okay, I put it in.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
There is the pope down the recruiter, I hire.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Man, there's a pop I'd work here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
You want nothing but the tame idiot receptionists. I'm really
good at being a recruiter.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Not to work for the church so much, but working.

Speaker 29 (01:24:49):
For the jobs.

Speaker 33 (01:24:50):
Were the white women at to only the white to women.
I want to Chica, I have a secretary only.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
It's show What's up?

Speaker 27 (01:25:06):
This is It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (01:25:11):
Gregory and oh greg actually does go through the emails
every day. I mean not just the ones for him,
but just the show emails. I mean he sees one.
It's directed at him. Boy, does he take it to
here yourself? Oh yeah, I st We get to hear
about it every single time. Every once in a while
we'll do one of these Gregory hate mail segments. But
this is just an opportunity where Greg finds an email

(01:25:32):
that he thinks it's worthy of an on air response.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Yes, exactly, especially when we get like a handful of
complaints about the same thing.

Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
Like yesterday, we were having a conversation about the woman
who is the hoarder, and we got a whole handful
of emails in response to Greg's comment that she doesn't
have a mental disability, she's just lazy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
Let me clarify it. I made a comment in my
usual flip in cocky and self righteous way. Yeah, I
don't think most hoarders have a mental disorder. I said
eighty percent of them are lazy. I made a percentage
of company.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Yeah, I was twenty for greg Gory hate mail all
about hoarding.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
Yeah, well, I had a bunch, so I kind of
took the best one. She kind of encapsulated all the
sentiment here. This is from Melanie.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
She did not like that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
She says, I'm hoping I can change your mind about
hoarding disorder. It's not about laziness. It's about mental illness.
It's not about being a slob. It's about filling a need.
It's not about being too lazy to clean one's houses.
It is about filling a need to keep precious belongings.
To say it's not a mental disorder is incorrect. You
can research it just about anywhere. I hope you would

(01:26:37):
retract your comments and enlighten those who agree with your perception.
Signed Melanie, Yeah, Greg, Yeah, retract it. Retracting not gonna happen, Melanie,
this is gonna be fun. I'm going to try to
go sequentially, being that I have the mental disorder of OCD,
and if I don't go point by point, I'm gonna
feel that deep seated need to, you know, like go
straighten out Raby's desk and vacuum the entire building with
those perfect little triangular lines. So you don't have to

(01:27:00):
change my mind about hoarding disorder, because I did not
say it wasn't a mental disorder, like I pointed out,
I said, it's my belief that eighty percent of hoarders.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Are lazy, just plain lazy, very specific. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
Although I think my exact words were complete in total pigs,
but let's not be sticklers. Per your request, I did
research hoarding. I went straight to the Mayo Clinic. I
think we can all agree that the Mayo Clinic knows
a thing or two about a thing or two. They
say that hoarding generally pertains to people who are and
I quote generally indecisive and people who have had stressful

(01:27:34):
life events. So if you can find somebody who is
totally decisive and has had no stress in life, I
will give you my Steve Young autograph football by he
We are all prone to hoarding, apparently, but not all
of us are lazy pigs. Hoarders, according to the Mayo Clinic,
have the inability or unwillingness to discard large quantities of

(01:27:56):
objects that cover the living area of the home. You
hear that keyword unwillingness. Yeah, the unwillingness to walk to
a garbage can and throw away that used band aid
that you just can't part with because Grandpa died. It's
the unwillingness to move that old broken roller skate so
you can scrape the dead mouse off that stained rug
you got out of a dumpster. All right, eighty percent,

(01:28:18):
in my view, are lazy. You say it's not laziness,
it's about a mental disorder. Obviously it is. Otherwise their
kitchens wouldn't look like landfills, and their bathrooms wouldn't be
held together by mold and have this thing called ah,
what's that term I'm looking for? Oh yeah, functioning plumbing
and running water. Now, my mental disorder makes it nearly

(01:28:39):
unbearable to sit in one room of my gated mansion,
whilst to wear that inside another room, and another wing
of the house has an unmade bed. Literally, just the
knowledge of an unmade bed makes me cringe seriously. So
I get mental disorders, I understand it. But when I
walk away from my couch to the backyard, I'm not
ankle deep in plastic bags, popsicle sticks and cat poo.
All right, Take Jeff Dah he was a cannibalistic murderer.

(01:29:02):
He had a mental disorder of epic proportions. Doesn't mean
he wasn't a cannibalistic murderer. Hoarders, instead of walking nine
steps to a garbage can to throw a way of
slurby cup, just toss it on the floor. They have
a mental disorder. Sure, but by using your floor as
a garbage can, you're making sloths look like marathon runners.
I have watched lots of the show Hoarders. It's funny

(01:29:24):
because not once have I seen them training for a marathon,
or maybe climbing Mount Everest, or even walking the dog. Nope,
every episode they're just sitting in some broken chair or
maybe even a milk crate, while everybody around them is
doing all the cleaning. Maybe I grew up in Crazyville,
but where I come from, that's called lazy. All right,
you say it's not about being a slob but filling
a need. I'm really sorry, hoarding community, but eighty percent

(01:29:48):
of you are using the term mental disorder as an
excuse for the term complete and an utter pig. It's
about being a slob. When you have a glob of
jelly on your kitchen counter and you don't clean it up,
you're messy. When you have a glob of feces on
your kitchen counter, and said feces happens to be underneath
the stack of Washington Post from nineteen eighty three, and
that stack of papers is sitting on top of a

(01:30:08):
stack of shoes, underneath a stack of laundry. You're a slob.
You say it's about filling a need. Yes, it is
the need to get a vacuum cleaner, the need to
get a shovel just to clean your master bedroom. And
you say it's about the kneed to hold onto precious belongings. Well,
maybe I am in the minority, but I have never

(01:30:29):
seen a used Q tip as precious. I have never
once paused after flossing my teeth, you know, kind of
half closed my eyes and pondered that was precious.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
I don't ever want to let go of this moment.

Speaker 7 (01:30:42):
I remember that time that I was indecisive, and I
remember that stressful moment in my life. And to help
ease this moment, I vow to never let this precious
strand of used bloody floss ever leave my floor until,
of course, you know, I put a bunch of junk
on top of it, and then a rat finds it
all and dies under it. And I bet I've bet
eighty one percent of people would totally agree with me. Boom,

(01:31:05):
Melanie roasted.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Wow, there is.

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
So Ory, Hey mail, so good.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Gregory.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show, in the
actual app.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Rise and Shine.

Speaker 6 (01:31:30):
Up, about five three two.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
It is the Woodie Show, and you know we love
the Woodie Show.

Speaker 8 (01:31:38):
Freak of the Week one of our most popular segments,
What's not to Love?

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
And a while back, this was actually last year, at.

Speaker 8 (01:31:45):
Some point we were talking about Freaky of the Week
and discussing how popular it was and how it got
started on the show was Menace used to just go
on print out the casual encounter ads in the five
minutes before he went on the air each day.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
So these all came in the last five minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:32:00):
It's like what people are doing right before we get
on the radio, forty people like this is happening right now.

Speaker 8 (01:32:05):
These people are looking for this at this hour, they're
sitting there. And that's that's how it started. And then
it evolved into we were just looking for different ads
and then we would, uh, you know, we would just
feature a couple of those, and then uh, when I
moved the show to Saint Louis, there was this guy
who was like a local celebrity. He owned a chain
of liquor and cigarette stores like beer wine cigarettes while

(01:32:28):
it called dirt Cheap, but actually he was the the
face of it. And this guy Fred Tuttenberg and Fred
was like this old guy and he was so funny,
and so we would have Fred read these ads for
Craigslist and then yeah and then uh, and then we
of course have just continued that with the with the
with the with the ads each I'm saying, but it's

(01:32:49):
kind of slowly evolved. But while we were still doing
like the hey, here's what's on Craigslist this time in
the morning, every once in a while we would post
an ad just to see what kind of response is
because we always who responds to these things?

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
Desperate?

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Does anybody respond to these things?

Speaker 8 (01:33:05):
And so we would like post stuff like hey, I'm
new in town and I really love when guys talk
to me dirty, like Elvis Presley. And then we give
like some men as went and bought like a burner,
and we would just record a message Katie, who is
our phone screener at the time, We record a message
and we get all these like guys going, and so

(01:33:28):
I'm like, man, we got to try that again. And
so see Maass of course he loves these kind of projects,
and so uh, he put together a little project here
for us.

Speaker 30 (01:33:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
I was inspired by a fun and friendly family show
called the Muppets or say uh huh. So I said,
you know what, Hey, Julianne, here's a little script. I
want you to solicit guys to call in and pretend
to be sexy versions of the Muppets and see if
he's weirdos.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
On these personal sites.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Yeah, we'll actually call in and do this, because if
I saw that, I'd be like, oh my god, I
don't care. I'm not that horny that muppet. So here's
the outgoing message that Julianne left.

Speaker 30 (01:34:02):
Hey, fellas, if you're calling this number, you saw my
ad about my puppet fantasy, go ahead and tell me
all the naughty things are going to stuff me when,
by the way, today is sponsored by the letter oh
as an Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
Wow, Julianne, get a side gig. You can do so
much money.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Tells me she's done that before. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
You might think, oh, no, one, I'll call this. Oh wait,
we got hundreds of calls.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Well there's that. But I was thinking, like, man, if
I heard that message, I'm like, this is totally.

Speaker 6 (01:34:40):
An ad.

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
I'd already be nervous to call in the first part.
Once I heard that, I was, I would just do
these guys got to be that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Let's talk to a guy who pretends to be Kermit
the Frog.

Speaker 17 (01:34:53):
All right, missus Kirby Wormy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
Murphy. Let me know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Frog here, I've got a frog boner.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
I don't know if this next one's going to drop
off some tadpoles.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
I don't know if this next one is sacrilegious because
I believe in Sasame Street. Elmo is a very young muppet.
They're ageless, right, but still a puppet, right, And we
learned the Muppets are officially asexual. Yeah, when the whole
Partnerdi thing came out. But here's I'll know he decided
to call in.

Speaker 34 (01:35:38):
All right, Elmo, I think you don't know about Elmo
is almost does and three Corey's puppets.

Speaker 13 (01:35:56):
Almost Yeah. A big truck, Well that is it? So
ONTs you come and visit Elmo and you'll ride on
my big rig too.

Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:36:09):
Wow, So Elmo has a big truck with a bed
in it. So is this guy like over the road
truck right your dream?

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Yeah, trucker.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Juliane can sleep with this guy in the back of the.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Back of the truck. Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:36:21):
These thirsty losers are terrible ad voices about well, give
me your best muppet impression.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
I got something green and I want it to be yours.

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Good, you pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:36:40):
I'll see who else is called our muppet phone sex line. Well,
to be fair, our puppet phone sex line. There you go,
it's not the Muppets. I don't want to like. I
don't really want to drag the official brand into They're
just the most popular podcast. That's yeah, that's unfair. So
that's kind of what happened to these people.

Speaker 6 (01:36:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Uh, let's see who we have here next.

Speaker 18 (01:36:59):
The joke does more numbers than letters, and I'd like
to make you one, two, three, four times. I love
my friend the cookie monster here. Let me let you
speak to him really fast. Lost got better than any cookie,

(01:37:22):
if any cookies I could ever have.

Speaker 17 (01:37:25):
Cookie Monster wants your cookie.

Speaker 10 (01:37:28):
That's not how Cookie Monster especially segued intnight.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
That's as believable as the Mickey mouse you see in
Times Square. Right, Yeah, give me a break your cookie. Yes,
slightly brittle blood.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
He's like the Batman on Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah, exactly, sort
of but not really much filthiery.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Welcome to the Winn Show. On one of theirs, rabie.

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
Yeah, I want to I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Hold on someone in this room's nickname is indeed Cookie.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's what that's what my wife
calls me.

Speaker 8 (01:38:17):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
But you have a little sound about you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Yeah. Yeah, that's hot if you want. Yeah, a nice
works of weirdos out there. Excellent, This gets hot. And
then they just wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Joe And next thing you know, show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Wow, and we are into another new hour.

Speaker 8 (01:38:42):
And as you know, we are out this week, and
thanks to all of your requests and suggestions, we've pulled
some audio from the last ten years out of the
Woody Show vault. These are the moments that you said
you heard as a new listener and decided that, hey,
this is the show for me. You know, lots of
people have worked for the show over the year. You're
gonna hear them in these segments. Lots of what you're

(01:39:03):
gonna hear hasn't even aired in years. But when this
vacation is over, all these clips, all these segments, they're
gonna be retired forever, never to be heard on the
air again.

Speaker 10 (01:39:13):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:39:14):
So we'd still like to hear what your thoughts are
on anything you hear this morning on the show. If
there's an opinion or a story you would like to add,
there are a lot of ways to do that. Best
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until five am the next morning, eight seven seven forty
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course you can email us email at thewoodieshow dot com.

(01:39:34):
But of course you got social media as well. Find
us follow us on a social media platform of your
choice at the Woody Show. Yep, we had to be
able calling in and then also on the text answering
our question because I said, it just seems like an
observational thing to me that women seem to really mess
up their phone screens a lot more than guys do,
like you don't maybe they just don't get them fixed.

(01:39:55):
They let's just say, everybody equally busts up their phone,
and maybe guys are just more app to go get
them replaced or fixed or whatever may have.

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
So, I mean, I agree with Hoody, but to counteract
that Eric who works on our show, his screen has
been messed up for.

Speaker 8 (01:40:11):
Like, yeah, I'm not saying it doesn't happen to dudes,
It certainly does. I mean, you know, guys drop their
phone too, But we got a lot of explanation on
the text in on the phones that make a lot
of sense to me. Women's clothing either doesn't have pockets
or has smaller pockets than dudes, so their phone will
fall out easier or fall out more. And they said, well,
we're not really carrying the phone in our purse because

(01:40:32):
like you want quicker access to it than having it
in your purse, and or you have like a really
tight pocket, like if you put in the back pocket.
I see that a lot of times too, like a
like a girl will put a phone in their back pocket,
it's half sticking out. It looks like it's ready to
fall out anyway. And the other one I got is
because of the smaller pockets and everything else. Women also

(01:40:52):
not use like you know, otter boxes, you know, like
the bulkier I never seed a chick with a waistband clip. Yeah,
I see, I mean every guy over fifty. But then
the water boxes, the whole of them. Like a lot
of the women that were like texting saying things like
you know, either I have a small case or no case.
A lot of women just want the uh, the phone
by itself. My wife was doing that for a while,

(01:41:13):
no case, Yeah, and then she cracked her screen. I'm like,
get a stupid case.

Speaker 10 (01:41:17):
I can't imagine some text too that they hand them
off to their kids more.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
All right, yeah, kids break it. Yeah, well that's also true.

Speaker 10 (01:41:25):
Dumb kids.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Those are things.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Those kids, they ruin everything and they hand them off
to other women to take pictures a lot. I mean,
maybe I'm just biased because I was at Coachella recently.
That's all I saw. No case is like a bar
of soap, you know. Really yeah, it's so slippery. It's
like one of those like wiggle warm things yep, back
in the day.

Speaker 7 (01:41:44):
But Raby's right, if you crack your phone, how do
you not get it fixed within a day? Yeah, imagine,
come on, Eric, this is all weird.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
It's like cracked in it has like a green line
all the way down the like a reminder that oh
really yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:42:00):
I saw him using his phone the other day and
I thought it was on purpose. I'm like, how did
he get that? Like laser feature?

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
That's what it is.

Speaker 35 (01:42:07):
Broke it could be like a feature, Yeah, it does.
It's like a solid green line called laser. The problem
is there's like numbers behind the like screen. I can't
see certain message backs all jacked.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
Up around here.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Correct, that's just his.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
I mean, it works, it works.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
I just sent him money the other day. He's got
money to go get that fix, go to rising. It's
the process.

Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
It works. A taxicl come in.

Speaker 35 (01:42:42):
That's also a guy thing too. How long did it
that it works? Yeah, I mean cracked for a while
the line maybe a month?

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
Okay.

Speaker 35 (01:42:49):
The line actually looks kind of cool though, yeah, custom yeah, yes,
the problem is the little little chips on the side
and it gets out of the blast yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
Do you have the insurance on the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
I'm guessing not.

Speaker 35 (01:43:03):
Oh, I mean I've had it for a while. This
is anything looks like three models ago. So oh wow, Jesus,
can you imagine.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
You might as well just whip it across the road?

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Yeah, i mean fall in a studio back there a lot,
so get to a restaurant the tables on evening.

Speaker 35 (01:43:17):
Yeah, that thing, it alleviates a lot of nerves. I'm
not worried about dropping in, that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
Yeah, okay, great, I'll take a picture of it and
put on our Instagram so you can see the laser.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Four.

Speaker 8 (01:43:27):
What he's the number? Sent us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Got a brand new redneck
news for you the what do you.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
Show if you're an air conditioners?

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Just an ask cube in front.

Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
Of a box fan.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
That is some flann and today's redneck news.

Speaker 8 (01:43:47):
This is from Florida where chaos broke out after a
bride secretly drugged the guests at her wedding with the
help of the caterer.

Speaker 30 (01:43:56):
What now?

Speaker 8 (01:43:57):
What is drug man? The reception featured a dinner that
was laced with marijuana.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
Oh yeah, bro.

Speaker 8 (01:44:02):
Apparently it was added to the olive oil, which was
served alongside the pasta. The bride, forty two year old
Donya Suboba, it's a good age to do this, and
her caterer thought it would be funny and that the
guests would be excited, you know, okay, like it was
a gift.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Sure to be secretly drugged, but excited.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
They were not.

Speaker 8 (01:44:21):
The guests that they were not informed of the food
had been spiked, and it wasn't long before they started
feeling high, sick, confused, and paranoid. Here's part of a
call that came into nine to one to one from
one of the guests.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
You want to hear this. Yeah, it's like those typical
ones that you hear here we go.

Speaker 17 (01:44:37):
I feel weird.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
I feel like there's some kind of drugs in me
or something, and I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
Do you know what you took or what you ate?

Speaker 17 (01:44:48):
I ate the food that was here, and I feel
like I need medical attention please.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:44:57):
This seventy year old woman who was there told the
cops she had no control over her mind and body,
and that her mind was playing strange things in her head.
The best man was so stoned he couldn't even walk.
The groom reportedly had no idea any of this was happening.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
My god.

Speaker 8 (01:45:12):
Several guests ended up at the hospital get checked out,
but everyone's fine. Both Daniel and the caterer were arrested
hit with felony charges.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
Good. Yeah, here's another guest at the wedding talking about it.

Speaker 15 (01:45:23):
I feel very violated. I know a lot of people do,
and it's just not okay. We were all distorted, and
the very first assumption that people were chattering about is like,
are we high? Are we stoned? Did we get drugged?
The ambulance and firetrucks showed up, or there was a
young man being checked up by an am teeth getting
his heart rate checked. Remember at one point shooting a

(01:45:44):
text to myself, I'm at a wedding. I think I've
been drugged. I hope I'm okay, not knowing if I
was going to make it through the night. I want
an explanation. I want an answer.

Speaker 26 (01:45:54):
I want to know why.

Speaker 15 (01:45:55):
It just wasn't an okay thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
Could you imagine the panic sets in me because you
had no idea.

Speaker 27 (01:46:00):
Not like you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
It's not like you took an edible and then freaked
out and thought you were dying. You're at a wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
Yeah, So.

Speaker 8 (01:46:08):
That is from Florida Ride secretly drugged all the guests
at her wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:46:14):
And that is red Nick.

Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
Good cool.

Speaker 36 (01:46:26):
Is show?

Speaker 32 (01:46:29):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
So moving on Thursday tradition.

Speaker 8 (01:46:33):
Besides you know, being a throwback Thursday, part of the
Throwback Thursday is that we welcome our friend Randy, Randy
the cam Man formerly known as Randy the Intern, to
the Woody Show studio.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
Good morning, Randy, Good morning, some energy in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:46:51):
I'm doing Chipper. It's feeling awake.

Speaker 8 (01:46:53):
See now, now I know what it feels like to
be Randy. Yes, yeah, I got like permanent Randy boys
right now?

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Yay rats. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:47:06):
Anyway, so Randy, he's here for the Millennial Mover review,
and so we bring him in here to kind of
get the molten ball, not kind of to get the
millennials perspective on some of these classic movies to see
if they hold up with the millennials and see what
he thought of them. And he gives him a rating
on a scale of one to five fidget Spinners, five
being that he really liked it. And so we're going

(01:47:27):
with a classic today, a classic from the nineties which
started as a Saturday Night Live sketch in Wayne's World Today.

Speaker 36 (01:47:48):
Now, before we get into this, Raby, did you ever
like Wayne's World? I liked it as an SNL sketch.
I didn't like it in movie for really, that was
too much. I thought it was funny and little chunk.

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
Yeah, did you watch it, Greg?

Speaker 16 (01:48:02):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
I watched it. I loved it.

Speaker 7 (01:48:04):
I thought it was the most iconic movie of the day.
I worshiped it. I watched it recently and I kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
Changed my mind. Really Yeah, wow, right, I loved this
movie really well. But yeah, it was hilarious. Yeah, I
get very quotable wing, yeah right every time. Yeah, I
was doing shwing before I knew what a broad was. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:48:29):
And Mike Myers, which now everybody knows is rip. R Yeah, rip,
not shwing, it's rip.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:48:38):
So Randy tell us all about Wayne's World Wayne to
Wayne and his friend Garth, Right.

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
Dwayne Campbell.

Speaker 35 (01:48:46):
I've had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing i'd call a career,
But what I'd really love is to do Wayne's World
for a living.

Speaker 4 (01:48:54):
It might happen, sure, monkeys might fly out of my BUTTI.

Speaker 8 (01:49:06):
This is my best friend, Garth elgar Hi and then
you me meet Garth and they're doing like this cable
access show.

Speaker 27 (01:49:13):
Yeah, they do this cable access show in his uh,
in his basement. But like he says, his dream is
to do Wayne's World for a living. So that's the
all going. And the show seems pretty popular because as
they drive through town and they walk through town, people
seem to recognize them and tell them about how much
you love their show.

Speaker 6 (01:49:29):
Mike Myers actually wanted to do that in real life.
That's why it was part of the movie. Really it
was his dream to host a cable access show.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
I don't know that. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 27 (01:49:37):
So they end up going to a diner and they
meet one of my favorite extra characters, because you know,
you meet the crew, you meet the the one that
they picked up who was like completely schlumped over on
the sidewalk, who's about to bar from the doing Bohemian Rhapsody.
And it to the diner and they meet Glenn, who's
my favorite character.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before
that night. Why isn't it if a man kills another
man in bad let's call heroic.

Speaker 6 (01:49:57):
If he kills a man in the heat of passion meat,
it's called murder health?

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
Hello, what do you think you're doing?

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Only Garth gets to talk to the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
Oh dude, I hear the ugly kid Joe everything about
you in the background. So good. Yeah.

Speaker 27 (01:50:10):
So Wayne ends up at this like metal bar slash
club where he ends up falling and he's well, he
first ends up seeing him and falling for Cassandra. This
is like lead vocalist for this band that's playing.

Speaker 4 (01:50:21):
What are you thinking about Cassandra. She's a fox, she's
a babe, she's a robo babe. In Latin, she would
be called baby a majora. If she were a president,
she'd be Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
See this is where like at the time I was like, yeah,
now you're really.

Speaker 10 (01:50:45):
So.

Speaker 27 (01:50:46):
It's also around this time that Wayne and Garth become
a queendom with Benjamin who's played by Rob Lowe, who's
this TV exec who's pretty much bent on explorting Wayne's world,
you know, making some money out of it. And so
that's that's that's what ends up happening when they meet him,
you know, they mean, he gives them a contract, he
tells them all about it, and then Wayne actually acts
like he knows what the contract is even about.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
He really has no idea.

Speaker 8 (01:51:08):
Look at the Look at Randy bringing the energy. Help
you guys, this is where you want to clip. Yeah,
and you should probably point to me let me know
you want the clip. You know, this feels like a
cable access show.

Speaker 6 (01:51:24):
I gave the no.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
I looked at you standing there.

Speaker 6 (01:51:29):
I didn't see your hand move.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
All right, I'll do.

Speaker 6 (01:51:32):
More animated, much more.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
Well, we'll try harder. Okay, just give a second chance.
Just don't come in and cancils for.

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
That given is the second Chance, Come on, relax a.

Speaker 6 (01:51:41):
Right your pills.

Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
Oh man, every clip we're playing makes it sound worse.
That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
That's why we wanted to do it, if we wanted
to see Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
For me with a C and it is thought the
Glen played by O'Neill of Modern Family and Married with Children.

Speaker 2 (01:51:59):
I thought that clip was.

Speaker 6 (01:51:59):
Kind of Funny's hilarious.

Speaker 8 (01:52:01):
Now, yes, do you feel that way because of the
movie itself or is this more about Randy's delivery of
this review?

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
The mix is really.

Speaker 27 (01:52:12):
That's the perfect story anyways, trying to exploit Wayne's well,
he's also trying to steal Cassandra from Wayne, which is
why he ends up getting them backstage passes to meet Alice.

Speaker 2 (01:52:23):
Cooper come to Milwaukee often.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly
had its share of visitors. Isn't Milwaukee Indian name? Actually
it's pronounced Mealywakee, which is Algonquin for the good Land.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
I was not aware of that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Well, we gotta get going, No, no, no stick around.

Speaker 6 (01:52:42):
Hang out with us.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
We're not worry.

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
Yeah you don't remember that raf We're not worry We're
not worthy.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
Yeah, yeah, you get that on your knees and people
still that this day. Yeah, that's how you persisted in
the culture.

Speaker 6 (01:53:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 27 (01:53:04):
Unfortunately, well, Benjamin's militia's intent begins to reveal itself once
he approaches Garth about perhaps doing the show.

Speaker 31 (01:53:13):
Garth, you and I he never really talked. Let me
run this by it because you're a sharp guy. I'm
thinking about giving vander Hoff a weekly interview on the show.
How would you feel about making a change?

Speaker 8 (01:53:25):
We fear change.

Speaker 6 (01:53:29):
Now. Vanderhoff was the main sponsor. Yeah, he owned of
the show, and he wanted to be on the show,
which is very real.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
If you ever worked behind the scenes in radio television,
that's a real problem. That is, Hey, somebody wants to
be on every week.

Speaker 6 (01:53:43):
So that's why he went to him.

Speaker 27 (01:53:44):
Yeah, but see Wayne keeps dicking around when he has
him on the show with the Q cards, and that
ultimately ends up, you know, being the final strong will
gets him fired from the show. But try to Randy. No,
he was pointing as he's he's getting his sentence.

Speaker 6 (01:54:03):
He's like, so point point point point point.

Speaker 27 (01:54:07):
Okay, your quarterbacking the past, you're thrown ahead of the receiver, right,
I'm not going to be like, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:54:12):
No, the point it starts, I don't know when it started.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
You know, this is actually unlesson we can learn from
Waynes World, probably where they're doing the count down the gate.

Speaker 8 (01:54:21):
So in five four three, Jesus Christ, and then your pointy,
this is your worst review ever.

Speaker 6 (01:54:29):
Cities.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
All right again, I swear to god, he's not normally
this terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:54:36):
Here's another fun fact, Mike Myers, he didn't want to
even do the movie unless the Bohemian Rhapsody scene was
in there. All right, let's try this.

Speaker 8 (01:54:47):
Suggest is the most god awful experience in my radio career.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (01:54:54):
What did you do? Here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:54:55):
I've seen the movie a number of times. Randy's explanation
of the movie. I have no idea what the hell's about.

Speaker 7 (01:55:02):
I'm thinking maybe I have false memory. I thought it
was gonna be sponsored by some stuffy arcade owner.

Speaker 27 (01:55:09):
Alright, anyways, all right, on a scale one five, Wayne
wins back to Sandra after she loses her He gets
the show back, and then Benjamin gets arrested, and.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
And Benjamin was probed of in the in the butt.
Oh anyways, yeah, all right, four to five fistes spinners.
Go watch it toghy nice.

Speaker 27 (01:55:31):
Okay, I was indeed watching it, all right, Okay, Wayne's World,
there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 6 (01:55:39):
I've seen next week.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Oh man, that was wow.

Speaker 2 (01:55:49):
I don't even know if we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 24 (01:55:53):
Minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:55:54):
I'm sure to bring giants tried for next week.

Speaker 9 (01:55:57):
Is what.

Speaker 8 (01:56:03):
You want some criticism, I'm gonna help you out. Okay,
when you do a review, kind of set up a story.
The story is about Wayne and his buddy Garth, and
they have this cable access show called Wayne's World. Don't
go like it's about this guy named Wayne Clip and
his buddy Garth Clip. These long ass clips. I couldn't

(01:56:25):
even I don't even know what's going on. I've seen
the movie. I don't know what it's about. But you're
pointing at me. Sometimes you're not pointing at me all.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
He's doing this. I don't know when they even start
the clip.

Speaker 6 (01:56:36):
This is awful. Ruined one of my favorite movies.

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
Thanks, Brandy is alright, so we have your lesbian stories.
Greg Gory.

Speaker 8 (01:56:54):
Greg is Greg is out of the closet gay as
a partner. I mean he's blown home. However, Yeah, whenever
the topic of lesbians come up, or some woman is
telling a story about how they made out with some chick,
or you hear about lesbians at all.

Speaker 2 (01:57:12):
Greg perks up like a puppy who hears the word
treat yes.

Speaker 10 (01:57:15):
Baffling to me, did you wear you loose pants?

Speaker 2 (01:57:18):
I did?

Speaker 8 (01:57:19):
Like, so, like, what is it about lesbians that, even
though you're gay and have no interest in women in
that way, it's hot.

Speaker 7 (01:57:27):
It's slightly anomaloust I suppose, but I just remember, like
in the early days of porn when it was on
VHS tapes, fast forwarding to all the obligatory lesbian scenes
and finding it really really hot, and there's like a
gnaughty factor to it. There's that curiosity factor to it,
because for the most part, for me, like when I
think of hot lesbian stories, I think of people that

(01:57:48):
I don't know that look like Julianne, for example, and
she has a friend that's equally hot, and they're just
kind of maybe drunk, maybe curious, and they kiss and
you know, they're still otherwise pretty much straight women, but
then they just get full on into it.

Speaker 8 (01:58:03):
Yeah, So that's a that's also a big point of
clarification to be made here. Greg isn't necessarily into stories
about people who are onlie.

Speaker 7 (01:58:13):
Admitted to as hearing a story about a straight married
couple to having sex like okay, great, fantastic story, right,
but when it's kind of out of the ordinary.

Speaker 8 (01:58:24):
The naughty factor of that, Yeah, like here's a woman
who's straight. But now all of a sudden, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:58:28):
Like, oh hey, what is this?

Speaker 8 (01:58:30):
Yeah, hey, hey hello, Yeah, we just like to sit
here and watch Greg and listen to him he hears
the stories. That's more enjoyable than the actual story, at
least for me, because lesbians don't want anything to do
with dudes.

Speaker 10 (01:58:46):
They really don't, you know, they find the penis quite gross.

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Right now, our phone screener, Julianne.

Speaker 8 (01:58:52):
I forget exactly when this happened, but she came in
because she knows how much Greg loves the lesbian stories,
and she started talking about how she had like some
lesbian experience and it was like a full on lesbian.

Speaker 14 (01:59:01):
Experience, right, Yeah, I've had I think at least two
of them, full on full of.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
Yeah, just smooches here and there, right, no feeling up
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
Yeah, like we went to town Hammer.

Speaker 2 (01:59:12):
Now, wait, so that went both ways? Though, like you
on her?

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
He went downtown.

Speaker 5 (01:59:16):
I did.

Speaker 14 (01:59:17):
I went downtown.

Speaker 6 (01:59:17):
Oh wow, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:59:20):
So like, does your husband know about this? So you
have to like, all right, so how did this happen?

Speaker 14 (01:59:25):
Well, uh, the one I'm going to tell you. I
was nineteen okay, okay. She used to work with me
at Chili's and we had a party at my house.
We went back to my house. My boyfriend at the
time was in the bedroom and it was time to
go to bed. I started to take my shirt off,
and then all of a sudden, she started take her
shirt off, and then she climbed in the bed with us.
He went to town. I went to town on her,

(01:59:45):
and she did the same back to me. He left
the room, and she continued to go to town on me,
and yeah, at that point it was a little awkward
because she was so hungry for it.

Speaker 7 (01:59:57):
Oh really really, he was thirsty, just the most thirsty.
Was it you specifically, or do you think she had
done this before?

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
I think she's done this before. But I got I
gave her a lot to drink.

Speaker 7 (02:00:11):
So okay, okay, yeah, could you tell that she was
skilled at yeah, traveling downtown?

Speaker 10 (02:00:18):
Very much skilled?

Speaker 2 (02:00:20):
Really? Yeah, Now, was this your first lesbian experience?

Speaker 1 (02:00:23):
That was actually my first one?

Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
And have you thought about it ever since I've.

Speaker 14 (02:00:27):
Done it since then? I mean, it's not something that
I look forward to it when I go out and
decide to go drink. But if it happens, then right,
it's not planned. No, it's never planned.

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
That's the best part about So.

Speaker 8 (02:00:36):
Then wait, so are these like private experiences like you
and it's this other woman or like the ones that
you've done since, or do you get your husband involved
as well?

Speaker 5 (02:00:43):
No?

Speaker 14 (02:00:43):
Actually I haven't got my husband involved yet, but if
he wants to, I'm down.

Speaker 13 (02:00:47):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:00:48):
Oh jeez, really, yeah, does he want to? Has he
ever expressed interest?

Speaker 14 (02:00:52):
He hasn't expressed interest. I think I have more. Yeah,
but I think he wants to. He's just not coming
out and saying it as much as I do because
I think it's hot.

Speaker 2 (02:01:02):
So then when you go to when you go to
a bar at night, like, do you see any women
that you think or is it not like that?

Speaker 22 (02:01:11):
You know what?

Speaker 14 (02:01:11):
One time I went to a gay club, Uh huh,
and this girl spotted me and I knew, I knew
she wanted to and she came up to me and
started dancing with me, and she started moving her hands
up my tiny little black dress, and then I did
the same, and I realized she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Speaker 10 (02:01:32):
That buttons over there.

Speaker 14 (02:01:36):
Yeah, and then she pulled me into like I think
it was the back room or the bathroom, I don't remember,
and she just started full blown making out.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
With me, and you reciprocated, Yeah, was that number two
experience or is this just.

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
That kind of three or four?

Speaker 2 (02:01:50):
Really?

Speaker 37 (02:01:51):
Yeah, it's like he's hearing state secrets. Really, everyone, this
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Speaker 8 (02:02:20):
How are we doing this?

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
We're doing this Woodie Show. He welcome back to the
Woodi Show, everybody.

Speaker 6 (02:02:28):
Jo You know you can.

Speaker 8 (02:02:29):
Always hit us up on Yappa do us another way that.

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
People can get ahold of us.

Speaker 8 (02:02:35):
And we're about to go into the Woodie Show weekest
link which is definitely a fan favorite.

Speaker 2 (02:02:39):
This guy certainly likes it.

Speaker 3 (02:02:41):
My favorite segment is when you guys do those offshoots,
you know, like do Battle of the Producers was awesome,
House Hunters was awesome, man. But right now I'd say
probably leak the stage. I like come trigging to see basks.

Speaker 38 (02:02:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:02:58):
He likes how shut he best gets well shook dumb shook.

Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
Yeah, yeah, cool peons.

Speaker 8 (02:03:09):
So Cameron is the one who he facilitates this game
once you go ahead to explain how it works to
everybody plays.

Speaker 21 (02:03:15):
So we are going to play three rounds of general
trivia question sixty seconds each here in the room.

Speaker 37 (02:03:20):
You have to get eight right. If you do that,
I will buy breakfast at the end of the round.

Speaker 8 (02:03:26):
So he used to owe his two breakfasts and then
he won the Glory Whole Challenge, which that got down
to one breakfast that he owes us. So he still
owes us one breakfast going into.

Speaker 1 (02:03:37):
This perfect time to provide that breakfast would be for
the next round. The weakest link right.

Speaker 8 (02:03:42):
Just so you gotta get so you gotta get eight
right right and colectively.

Speaker 21 (02:03:47):
At the end of each round, you have the opportunity
to vote off who you think is the weakest link,
who's holding your back right to the weakest thing.

Speaker 8 (02:03:54):
Yeah, yeah, so get him three rounds, and then we
have to vote off whoever we think is the weakest
link in the in the interest of breakfast, which doesn't
always go that way. Like Sea Beast gets mad when
he gets voted off, but then he'll keep somebody on
who's terrible, just a fun Chayman value.

Speaker 1 (02:04:11):
Don't let him talk about you like that.

Speaker 37 (02:04:12):
Menaced, I crush it, alright, crush it all ready for
around number one?

Speaker 6 (02:04:18):
Everybody, all right, here we go, Menace.

Speaker 21 (02:04:21):
Name one year in which I Love Lucy aired new
episodes on CBS nineteen fifty seven. Correct, Greg, In what
city do the MLB's Braves franchise began?

Speaker 2 (02:04:29):
Atlanta? Boston?

Speaker 6 (02:04:31):
Ravey?

Speaker 21 (02:04:31):
What is the name of the last Queen of France? Uh,
Catherine the Great Marie Antoinette Woody? Who is the author
of James and the Giant.

Speaker 8 (02:04:39):
Peach, James and the Giant Peach, Kermit the Frog.

Speaker 21 (02:04:43):
Sea Bass Adding conjunctions like and or, but turns a
simple sentence into what a complex sentence? Compound sentence? Menas
solved the following equation three plus two divided by one
equals one five. Greg Vanilla ICE's song Ice Ice Baby
samples the the baseline from what song.

Speaker 2 (02:05:01):
David Bowie's uh.

Speaker 21 (02:05:05):
Under Pressure. Bravy Zion National Park is located in what state?

Speaker 1 (02:05:09):
What Park?

Speaker 6 (02:05:10):
Zions, Washington, Utah?

Speaker 21 (02:05:12):
Who was the Green Party's first presidential candidate, Ralph Nader?

Speaker 2 (02:05:16):
Correct?

Speaker 6 (02:05:16):
Sea Bass. The thinnest layer of earth is called the
what crust?

Speaker 2 (02:05:20):
Correct? All right?

Speaker 37 (02:05:22):
That's breakfast right, smoking smoking?

Speaker 5 (02:05:28):
Ravy?

Speaker 8 (02:05:28):
Wow, thank you me, Woody.

Speaker 1 (02:05:31):
And Menace with one apiece. So then no breakfast three?

Speaker 2 (02:05:35):
All that was pretty bad bad.

Speaker 8 (02:05:39):
I'm surprised to Sea Bass got that one wrong. I mean,
because he's such a superior being to the rest of us.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
The other one, right, came back strong?

Speaker 2 (02:05:47):
Oh wow? Alright, So Menace, who gets your votes?

Speaker 1 (02:05:50):
And you get the first because you got the most right,
he tied for the most, right, Yeah, I tied?

Speaker 2 (02:05:55):
Yeah, go first.

Speaker 6 (02:05:57):
Let's say Ravy damn it, Raby who gets your vote?

Speaker 2 (02:06:02):
Seass Sea Bass, Greg Sea Bass, Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
All right, this is clearly a conspiracy. It's gonna come
up to Woody because obviously I have to vote for
Ravy and what he's gonna be a bitch and vote
for me. Whoa, whoa damn unless he wants to just
to vote out this.

Speaker 8 (02:06:19):
Annoying I was actually going to vote for ravycause yeah,
you want to know, always two more breakfasts.

Speaker 6 (02:06:33):
Need to take breakfast.

Speaker 8 (02:06:34):
I need to take the promise, Like, if anybody's gonna
get anything wrong over here, it's gonna be me.

Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
Sea Bass. I expect better, are you what? He has
his streak sometimes he kills it.

Speaker 5 (02:06:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:06:45):
Well, I'm not as dumb as I sound.

Speaker 1 (02:06:48):
That's right, And I'm a bitch either, Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (02:06:51):
Weakest slink round number two?

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (02:06:54):
What was the first toy to be advertised on television?

Speaker 2 (02:06:57):
Slinky?

Speaker 6 (02:06:58):
Mister potato head?

Speaker 23 (02:06:59):
What are you?

Speaker 6 (02:06:59):
How many months in the calendar? Have exactly thirty days?

Speaker 2 (02:07:03):
Four? Correct?

Speaker 6 (02:07:04):
Sea Bass?

Speaker 21 (02:07:04):
In the original Star Trek series, what was doctor McCoy's
nickname Bones?

Speaker 6 (02:07:08):
Correct? Menace?

Speaker 21 (02:07:09):
In the Nursery rhyme, Jack and Jill, Jack and Jill
go up the hill to fetch what a pail of water?

Speaker 2 (02:07:14):
Correct? Gray?

Speaker 6 (02:07:15):
What is the branch of the US government where.

Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
Laws are written legislative? Correct?

Speaker 21 (02:07:19):
What do you how many ribs does the typical human
have Ribs twelve twenty four, Sea Bass? What toy company
launched the Barbie doll in nineteen fifty nine?

Speaker 2 (02:07:28):
Correct?

Speaker 6 (02:07:28):
Menace? In what continent are bees not found in Iceland?
In artichact Gray?

Speaker 1 (02:07:37):
How many cards does each player start with in a
game of Go Fish?

Speaker 7 (02:07:41):
Ooh?

Speaker 2 (02:07:42):
Ten?

Speaker 21 (02:07:42):
Five WOODI who played Gilligan on Gilligan's Island, Come with
the frog, Bob Denver, Sea Bass? The Rio Grand flows
into what body of water?

Speaker 1 (02:07:51):
Apes Gulf Mexican?

Speaker 2 (02:07:52):
Correct?

Speaker 6 (02:07:55):
How do we look?

Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
That's only six?

Speaker 1 (02:07:59):
That's I know. Greg has swept like I did.

Speaker 2 (02:08:02):
We would have had breakfast.

Speaker 10 (02:08:04):
Oh it's on everybody else's yeah, yeah, the Mena said Iceland.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
But it's on Greg Mandict betting five hundred, which was
better than Greg, and thank you one.

Speaker 2 (02:08:16):
What he doesn't know, Bob, the excuses he makes for menas.
I got the nursery rhyme question.

Speaker 1 (02:08:24):
Greg is one for five so far, killing.

Speaker 6 (02:08:30):
Killing it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:31):
This is the last round, you guys, all right. I
want to keep what he is because he was nice
to me last round. Let's get rid of Greg Menace.

Speaker 7 (02:08:37):
I concur okay, sorry, Greg A, Well, I agree with that.
I can't vote for myself. I would vote for the
annoyance factor Sea Bass yet again make playing games torture?

Speaker 2 (02:08:49):
All right, I will vote for Sea Bass. So is
the tie?

Speaker 24 (02:08:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:08:54):
Oh okay, the Sea Bass you are the week is.

Speaker 1 (02:08:58):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:08:58):
I literally have bet record of loser.

Speaker 1 (02:09:01):
Grave voted loser. I did the best, if.

Speaker 6 (02:09:04):
Anything, the smartest. Wait, hold on, I got to bring
up something to Cameron. If you no, no, no, If
we lose, he doesn't have to get us breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:09:18):
So of course he's voting against his Yeah yeah, sure,
you're voting in favor of your wall.

Speaker 2 (02:09:23):
Sure, why not?

Speaker 7 (02:09:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:09:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
From now on.

Speaker 8 (02:09:25):
From now on, the first person voted out gets to
be the tie breaker. Oh yeah, it would have been Ravy.

Speaker 1 (02:09:30):
I would have voted seas. There you are.

Speaker 2 (02:09:33):
That's that's for the that's for the next round.

Speaker 1 (02:09:35):
Yeah. R That's like Survivor where they have the jury
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:09:40):
I like that rule.

Speaker 8 (02:09:41):
Yeah yeah, because you're right. I mean, that does make sense,
Like you just want to buy breakfast, right, not that
he would anyway, but woe Yeah he one stills a breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:09:51):
Come on, fellas eight right, no.

Speaker 2 (02:09:55):
Texting over. I thought the thinnest crust in the Earth's
layer was sea best's hair.

Speaker 8 (02:10:05):
Flound a rail bowl at hominem attack all right, no
waste in time? Yeah, okay, weakest link, final round, Here.

Speaker 6 (02:10:13):
We go menace.

Speaker 21 (02:10:15):
When an item's copyright expires, the right to reproduce it
passes into what free state public domain greg. A story
that teaches a moral lesson.

Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
Is called a what fairy tale?

Speaker 21 (02:10:25):
A fable Woody in the twelve Days of Christmas? What
did my true love give to me on the third day?

Speaker 2 (02:10:32):
A dildo?

Speaker 6 (02:10:34):
Three friends?

Speaker 5 (02:10:36):
Miss?

Speaker 6 (02:10:36):
A kilogram that's made up of how many grams?

Speaker 2 (02:10:40):
A half a gram? Greg?

Speaker 6 (02:10:43):
A thousand? Name three of the four faces that are
carved into Mount Rouxmore.

Speaker 2 (02:10:48):
Oh, Washington, Roosevelt, Lincoln.

Speaker 6 (02:10:51):
Crag who is the voice of Shrek?

Speaker 2 (02:10:54):
Mike Myers?

Speaker 6 (02:10:55):
Correct? Menace, carf and Barracuda are types of what a T?

Speaker 24 (02:11:00):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:11:01):
Cats?

Speaker 6 (02:11:04):
What name is given to try?

Speaker 1 (02:11:06):
All?

Speaker 8 (02:11:06):
Equal?

Speaker 2 (02:11:07):
Equilateral?

Speaker 6 (02:11:08):
Correct?

Speaker 30 (02:11:09):
Well?

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
The power outages in the US are mostly caused.

Speaker 2 (02:11:12):
By what wind squirrelsirls?

Speaker 6 (02:11:19):
Much? We waste breakfast?

Speaker 9 (02:11:22):
Right?

Speaker 8 (02:11:22):
Too much?

Speaker 7 (02:11:23):
Time?

Speaker 30 (02:11:25):
What was that?

Speaker 6 (02:11:25):
Three? I should say time was.

Speaker 2 (02:11:33):
Chilmogram? Half a ground? And we we Well, that was
pathetic no matter how you got it. The most pathetic
all right.

Speaker 6 (02:11:46):
That was still like breakfast, yes please.

Speaker 2 (02:11:49):
Like the people were like, I've gotten every single one
of these, right, were.

Speaker 1 (02:11:52):
Texting over Well, then you should play with me.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
All right, we'll buy yourself breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:11:58):
Oh wait, they can invite all kinds of negative.

Speaker 10 (02:12:02):
Demonic influences if you're in the know about demons and
their influence.

Speaker 5 (02:12:08):
Yes, a Woodies show.

Speaker 1 (02:12:09):
Somebody is on the Woody Show hot seed.

Speaker 8 (02:12:13):
Great, excellent, Well it's uh, it's not my putting anybody
on the hot seat.

Speaker 2 (02:12:20):
It's somebody else on staff. Ready, it's not.

Speaker 10 (02:12:24):
Usually you want he putting somebody on the hot seat.
It's usually somebody else.

Speaker 2 (02:12:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (02:12:29):
It's usually Greg putting somebody on the hot spite.

Speaker 2 (02:12:31):
I don't think I have if I was spoiling it.
I don't think I ever have.

Speaker 1 (02:12:34):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:12:36):
Well, no, I put seabouts on the one.

Speaker 1 (02:12:38):
I think you've had me on the hot seat.

Speaker 24 (02:12:39):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:12:40):
And then there's a shoot off segment feelings with Greg.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
There's a shoot off segment.

Speaker 6 (02:12:48):
Feelings.

Speaker 2 (02:12:49):
Well, let's find out who's on the Woody Show hot
seat and what the what the issue is?

Speaker 1 (02:12:56):
We should have a hot seat.

Speaker 6 (02:12:57):
Get out of jail free, company. Yeah, the Golden.

Speaker 2 (02:13:00):
Amulet on Sorry, yeah, Golden Bus. You are not on
the wood.

Speaker 8 (02:13:08):
Immediately last breakfast. Yeah, Raby, you are not on the
Woodie Show hot scene from all I've been behaving.

Speaker 2 (02:13:22):
Yes, yes, all right, you're an angel camera yes Menace? Yeah, yeah, Greg, right,
it's one of you three.

Speaker 6 (02:13:38):
Okay, thank you for that. I couldn't gather.

Speaker 2 (02:13:46):
Menace. We'll come back to Cameron.

Speaker 6 (02:13:50):
Yes, you are not on the.

Speaker 1 (02:13:55):
Care I can sleep tonight. Down to Massa, Greg, down
to Madison, Greg.

Speaker 2 (02:14:02):
Anybody have guesses as to who it is?

Speaker 1 (02:14:04):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (02:14:05):
Is Woody on the hot seat? I'm not on the
hot sete?

Speaker 13 (02:14:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:14:10):
Now when you say staff that's bored, that's nick sound way.
Are they included in the guessing? Well no they okay,
so they're not not.

Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
They work here. I mean they can, I mean they
can have a bet with somebody.

Speaker 5 (02:14:22):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:14:23):
Oh that's my guess. My guess is it's me.

Speaker 10 (02:14:25):
Did somebody in this room bring the complaint or somebody
outside of somebody outside the room. Okay, so then I
will say Greg's on the hot seat, because everybody outside
of this room's.

Speaker 1 (02:14:36):
Greg loves loves men.

Speaker 6 (02:14:38):
Yeah, I'll agree with that.

Speaker 1 (02:14:39):
That's my life.

Speaker 8 (02:14:40):
That's logical, Greg Gory, my guess is me. But I
don't know what I did. Menace, Yeah, menace is not
on the hot sand that okay? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:14:54):
And it is Greg Gory. Nick sound Way wouldn't mind.
This is weird. I'm intrigued. Yeah, oh my god, I
have no idea.

Speaker 32 (02:15:08):
When's the last time you interacted with him? I saw
this morning in the bathroom and said hello, that he
would be on the hot seat. I will, I will
say this. Greg doesn't realize like they can hear everything
he says Mike on and off air.

Speaker 2 (02:15:22):
Okay, Hello, generally.

Speaker 6 (02:15:28):
They come in with furrowed brows.

Speaker 2 (02:15:30):
So why is Greig on the hot seat today? Well?

Speaker 37 (02:15:33):
I mean we could put this very bluntly, right, Greg,
What do you have against Nick Soundwave?

Speaker 2 (02:15:39):
What do I have against Nick sound Wave?

Speaker 35 (02:15:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 38 (02:15:42):
What like?

Speaker 2 (02:15:43):
Do you hate him? Do you despise him? Do you
just hate his face? Do I hate his face?

Speaker 1 (02:15:48):
Ye?

Speaker 37 (02:15:48):
Is there something you got against him? What I mean
that's putting it bluntly. Yeah, I'd say we're all cordial
people here. Yeah, sure, say hello to each other most days,
goodbye to each other. Well, Well we I guess most
of us say goodbye.

Speaker 35 (02:16:05):
I mean the amount of times Greg has said goodbye
or even walked into that room since February of last day.

Speaker 2 (02:16:10):
We're keeping the crack Puary of last year.

Speaker 8 (02:16:14):
That's how many times Grege acknowledged it, acknowledged Boort and
Nick soundwave. Okay, so feels like he's better on most
days the pleabes that are there every day.

Speaker 2 (02:16:26):
Do you know because I walked it?

Speaker 8 (02:16:28):
So the reason this came up, I walked in this
is months ago and they have this posted on the
wall right by the door.

Speaker 2 (02:16:35):
And go what is this? And they explained it to me.

Speaker 8 (02:16:38):
And I've been keeping an eye on it for months
to try to notice how many times Greg has acknowledged
big sound wave and it's.

Speaker 7 (02:16:45):
Gone like nowhere. See, this is why my guess was
it's going to be me. But I didn't know what
the issue would be because I have zero interaction with him.

Speaker 2 (02:16:54):
Why do you think that you're better than that? I
don't think it's better than anybody there, less than you.
I never thought that.

Speaker 37 (02:16:59):
I mean to make it even worse, to make make
it even much more of a caveat for this, Greg
will actually say bye to me some days that Nick
sawn Wave isn't even in the room.

Speaker 6 (02:17:09):
And Greg's always the first to like because he doesn't
acknowledge it's true.

Speaker 7 (02:17:13):
You know, when I walked down the when I walk
down the hall, you are with an eyeshot. Nick is
usually like sitting at a computer with his back turned
like further that way with the wall.

Speaker 35 (02:17:22):
Most days we get a goodbye fellas from Raby you know,
pop her head in. Menace walks out with us more
most days, more than not.

Speaker 1 (02:17:29):
You know what he checks in?

Speaker 35 (02:17:31):
Yeah, fake news, Hey guys, guys, Yeah, yeah, Greg, if
he was a Looney Tunes cartoon, it'd be the meat
and meat kind of dust behind him, we hear the
door slam, and before the door slams behind him, you
see me walking out, it's his backpacker around the corner.

Speaker 8 (02:17:48):
I have Batman a lot, and I think what this
is is Greg just needs to be nicer to the
people that work on this show who are not in
this studio.

Speaker 1 (02:17:57):
Take up Greg, just a little bit of course.

Speaker 6 (02:18:00):
Mmm, yeah, here we go.

Speaker 10 (02:18:01):
Your door's always closed now and I hate that.

Speaker 37 (02:18:03):
Well, you know why our door is closed because of
sea bass, because blast his speakers at.

Speaker 2 (02:18:09):
Volume one into the hallways. And repeat the audio over
and over.

Speaker 37 (02:18:12):
But you know that doesn't stop menace, that doesn't stop thinking,
doesn't stop Woody doesn't stop you. And and you know
Ravey would be on the hot seat if Nick Soundwave
didn't work here because the amount Ravey used to say
a boy to me very little with Nick sound Wave through.

Speaker 24 (02:18:28):
Greg.

Speaker 37 (02:18:29):
Greg did have a feelings with Greg where he was
crying because Ravy didn't say good morning to him one day.

Speaker 2 (02:18:35):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (02:18:36):
So that's why this is all ironic because Greg always
is sad people do not age him.

Speaker 7 (02:18:42):
This is very This is all very true and I
zero of it. What and now this will ring very untrue.
Whether you believe me or not, I don't care, but
that's not the truth.

Speaker 6 (02:18:53):
Well obviously don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:18:55):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 7 (02:18:55):
I was going to have and it was a few
every every once a week we have a Woody Show meeting,
and I brought it up. I said, we haven't done
a feelings with Greg segment in a while, but it
just ended there, and the feelings with Greg's segment was
going to be I think Nick Soundwave hates me.

Speaker 30 (02:19:13):
Well, this is.

Speaker 2 (02:19:13):
Greig's attempt to try to turn it around.

Speaker 7 (02:19:15):
So that's why I said it will untrue. Yeah, well,
you know, and I think I might have mentioned that
to Ravy or Cameron. I think Nick hates me. Well,
I mean Greg probably hate you. You know that's your assumption,
is that, Well, maybe I am a dick.

Speaker 37 (02:19:32):
I mean you also didn't help yourself. I mean Greg
had a housewarming party where he had a bunch of
people come over the first time. Everyone was fighting for
like a day, except for.

Speaker 7 (02:19:43):
That's not there was somebody else that worked on the
show at the time. He was an He got for
two days and Nick had been here for like two hours.
There's a new house, how.

Speaker 6 (02:19:56):
Greg, I like you.

Speaker 2 (02:19:57):
You don't like me, but I like this. It is
the seat of shade.

Speaker 37 (02:20:01):
Yeah, it's very unbecoming of a teammate and a person
at this point.

Speaker 7 (02:20:04):
I mean, how many areas, how many other people in
the room have had housewarming parties?

Speaker 6 (02:20:12):
Hmmm?

Speaker 24 (02:20:14):
Zero?

Speaker 1 (02:20:14):
I believe well, I mean, Menace was gonna have one,
and then, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:20:18):
Do we ever do that?

Speaker 2 (02:20:20):
Now you're pulling the mood trying to fly.

Speaker 5 (02:20:23):
I get it.

Speaker 37 (02:20:23):
You hate us, you don't like us, you don't rely
on us, you don't need us or anything. It's fine,
if you got better than they.

Speaker 2 (02:20:28):
Are, right right right.

Speaker 7 (02:20:30):
I believe my nearest resolution was to be more like bored.
I don't think I would want to be like somebody
do they need to talk to your people or something?

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
No, I have no people. No, I've always thought that
Nick hated me, and I have the center in Greg's
mind from now on. So you will get a goodbye
everything every day. Make sure the door is locked to
walk down.

Speaker 5 (02:20:53):
We're going to take a little bit of a break
in the meantime.

Speaker 2 (02:20:55):
Please lower your standards.

Speaker 1 (02:21:01):
Is so, I got a question for you, and you
can call in.

Speaker 8 (02:21:07):
But if I asked you, what's a phrase that, it's
just like nails on a chalkboard to you, Like somebody
says whatever the phrase is, and it's just instantly like
nails on a chalkboard, Like he's just so annoying and
frustrating to you.

Speaker 2 (02:21:23):
I can think of two. I have a billion.

Speaker 8 (02:21:26):
We got the phones open one eight hundred seven eight
two seven nine eight seven, or you can send a
text over to two two nine eight seven because the
showkiller there's a new one on my list.

Speaker 2 (02:21:37):
And you know we love Raby and we miss Raby.
We can't wait for her to be back totally.

Speaker 8 (02:21:41):
But every conversation that we have on the show when
Raby's not here, the show killer has to say, hurry
back Ravey Alright. He disagreed about as if Raby being
here would change the conversation at all, like like she's
supposed to Like I thought that would be so offensive
to Ravy, right, or offensive just to women in general,

(02:22:04):
thinking that, oh, just because you're a woman, you're supposed
to be that voice of reason or I'm going to
control these boys.

Speaker 2 (02:22:13):
Or I automatically disagree with what you're saying.

Speaker 8 (02:22:15):
Yeah, and because I'm a female, I have to come
in with my you know, stereotypical female position on whatever,
or you know what, I can't find humor in X
y Z because I'm a female, Like that's a that's
more offensive, way more than anything that we could possibly.

Speaker 2 (02:22:30):
Like absolutely no, he would never realize something.

Speaker 8 (02:22:33):
Like that, And so like it's annoying to me, not
because you know, like, oh good, I hope Ravey never
comes back.

Speaker 2 (02:22:38):
That's clearly not the case. Exactly. We're looking forward to
raybe coming back.

Speaker 8 (02:22:42):
But you know it's just like, oh man, every conversation
seas actually yeah, like Seabs made a really funny common
goes yes because when she's sitting in here in her
Pittsburgh Penguins jersey or her sports jersey and talking about
how she refuses to carry a purse, she really brings
such as her female her baseball every day. I mean,
even Raby makes a joke that you know, Menace is

(02:23:03):
more female than she is.

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
Totally definitely, But if people just have that idea in
their head, that stereotype quite frankly, like the show Killer,
thanks for stereotyping females. But that's what all females do
and think, even if the female right in front of
you does none of that stuff.

Speaker 8 (02:23:16):
I am so happy to see this caller on the
phone because the other one that I was going to
bring up, my other main offender is is this one.
Let's go to Gauge in Long Beach A good morning Gauge.

Speaker 17 (02:23:27):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 8 (02:23:29):
So what is a phrase that is absolutely nails on
a chalkboard for you?

Speaker 2 (02:23:33):
Listen up? Happy wife, happy life, happy life, you happy life.

Speaker 14 (02:23:39):
I get that, I want my wife to be happy, butzation.

Speaker 8 (02:23:45):
I get it, like you want your wife to be happy,
but like, what kind of weird relationship do you have
like where you're scared of your partner, you're walking on
eggshell yeah, like you're operating out of out of fear. Like, wow,
I just got to don't poke the tiger, just got
to keep her happy. I totally don't want to do that,
but I will, like, I hate that.

Speaker 26 (02:24:02):
It's the most ridiculous thing.

Speaker 17 (02:24:03):
I feel like we should have a reverse one for us.

Speaker 2 (02:24:06):
It's not even reverse.

Speaker 8 (02:24:07):
Like, look, each person should be doing their part to
make it so it's at least a peaceful household. Like
you shouldn't be sucking up to her, she shouldn't be
sucking up to you.

Speaker 17 (02:24:17):
It should just be an equal partnership level playing field.

Speaker 5 (02:24:19):
I think.

Speaker 8 (02:24:20):
Yeah, it almost makes me like if if somebody tells
me that like a happy wife happy, it makes me
not want to do whatever it is they're trying to
get me to do that.

Speaker 6 (02:24:27):
I told her the last time, and she got all that.

Speaker 8 (02:24:30):
It's typically a salesperson of some kind that's trying to
sell you on something because oh, well, I know your
wife is probably very excited about something like this. You'll
have to say happy wife, happy life, right, yuck half off,
And it feels like it's a phrase for some reason.
I just I've heard like thirty times in the past month,
and not before that.

Speaker 2 (02:24:47):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (02:24:47):
There was some marriage book that came out recently.

Speaker 8 (02:24:49):
It was the title there's one of my friends I
was just talking with. The reason that came up. I
was just talking to him the other day, and he's
having all this stuff. He just bought a house, and
so before they move in, they're getting some new flooring.
They're dating and things that that you should do easier
before you move in. And there was this one guy
giving him a bid on some of the flooring and
he gave him the price. He's like Jesus Christ, like seriously,

(02:25:09):
and the guy said, happy wife, happy life. My friend
got so angry about it because that's what the wife
wanted for. Well, he kicked him out. He goes, all right,
get out, you're done. Get out. He's like, what you
know your wife want? He goes, get out. He goes,
I'm paying for it, get out.

Speaker 2 (02:25:25):
That phrase costs him the joke. That's great. Yeah, I
kicked him out. Got somebody else in there. He goes,
I don't know what it is. I'm like, dude, I
feel you. Yeah. One thousand percent happy wife, happy life.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
If it also it's bad on women because it makes
them sound like they're irrational and yeah, and if they're not,
they're going to wreak havoc on you.

Speaker 8 (02:25:48):
Yeah, Gauge, thanks for the phone call number one in
Long Beach. Of course, I won't even tell you the
joke that my friend made any response, because it's inappropriate
and we're not going to be making light of serious situations.
But I mean, he was saying it clearly joking. But yeah, yeah,
you know, let's go to Sandy in Covena. Hey, Sandy,
good morning. Hey, So, so what's a phrase? It's just

(02:26:10):
like nails on a chalkboard to you.

Speaker 10 (02:26:12):
God only gives you as much as you can handle.

Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (02:26:17):
Oh, it's all part of God's plan. That's right in
there too, right, same things true?

Speaker 2 (02:26:21):
Why did God want my house to burn down? I
won't get it.

Speaker 8 (02:26:24):
God give you what you can handle. Like, I understand
that some people need to take comfort and things like
that because they it's faith. They can't wrap their head
around it.

Speaker 1 (02:26:32):
Otherwise, what about people who have nervous breakdowns that God
give him too much? Yeah, they couldn't handle it right,
too much attack. Oh, God's only give it up, pull
it back a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
Yeah, now he gave you too much.

Speaker 26 (02:26:43):
Yeah, mental person know what God's given him?

Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
How does you know if they can handle it?

Speaker 2 (02:26:48):
Who knows?

Speaker 8 (02:26:49):
Just lodge you tell each other all right, Sandy, thank
you for calling in, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 6 (02:26:54):
Seeing a lot of text for it is what it is?

Speaker 2 (02:26:58):
I hate that one.

Speaker 6 (02:26:59):
Thanks, It's so lazy.

Speaker 8 (02:27:01):
It's lazy, and I've always said that it's that is
the equivalent of a turtle on its back, like, yeah,
just helpless that you can It's like that's just throwing
your hands up and like you're not even gonna try
to fix it away.

Speaker 1 (02:27:11):
It is what it is, very much like who cares?

Speaker 5 (02:27:13):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:27:14):
That is like there are some things that.

Speaker 8 (02:27:15):
Are beyond your control, but you just I don't know
why that sounds so annoying. What's yours?

Speaker 6 (02:27:20):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (02:27:20):
Two?

Speaker 7 (02:27:21):
One is forward momentum. I've been hearing that in meetings
with programming directors for fifteen years. Yeah, it's just the
it's so obvious. And then the other one, Thank god,
see Bass agrees with me. It's not really a phrase.
It's more of a way of communicating. When people put
a picture and say that moment the Starbucks barista gets
your name wrong, that moment.

Speaker 6 (02:27:39):
What about it? That about that moment that one time?

Speaker 2 (02:27:44):
Oh no, but they always that moment your wife looks
at you weird. Uh, that's an incomplete thought. What about
that moment? What happened? What happened? I hate it.

Speaker 1 (02:27:56):
It's always like it's somebody with like a shock's face,
that moment, when that moment when right?

Speaker 5 (02:28:01):
What about it?

Speaker 2 (02:28:03):
I hate it, hate it. I hate it about me.

Speaker 6 (02:28:06):
Any phrase that has literally literally can't even literally can't
handle the situation.

Speaker 1 (02:28:14):
Figured it They always mean figured it right.

Speaker 2 (02:28:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna literally die. Inappropriate use of literal sucks.

Speaker 10 (02:28:20):
You suck.

Speaker 6 (02:28:21):
Stop using it it on the internet.

Speaker 1 (02:28:24):
I know this is super common these days, but I've
really become just absolutely annoyed with the overuse of the
term brand. And it again goes back to the show Killer.
Everything's a brand doesn't matter, true, It's like not everything
is a company, right, every that everybody has to have
the same thoughts, and you know, be packaging a little box.

Speaker 2 (02:28:43):
And now there's that new one on brand, kept that
on brand. Now, I've heard this a lot of brand
within the brand. God an embedded brand that's not your brand. Yeah,
if you boys will be boy is that moment your
boss says brand? Right, let's go to hey zeus in

(02:29:04):
garden growth. Hey, good morning, good morning. You know you
know so a phrase there's absolutely nails on a chalkboard
to you.

Speaker 26 (02:29:11):
I when that was just to me is when people say,
a lot of my friends say, that's what she said, Oh,
I love that your favorite.

Speaker 2 (02:29:20):
I think I don't know why. It's so funny.

Speaker 5 (02:29:21):
That's what she said.

Speaker 2 (02:29:26):
Yeah, gets to me. It's so so worse for me,
I can't deal with it. That's what she said.

Speaker 17 (02:29:31):
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (02:29:35):
For me that I definitely got played out, but then
it came back. It's like a robb I hate it
a while.

Speaker 8 (02:29:39):
That came back I saw I saw the other day
and I've seen it before, but it says that's what
And then the quote is could be attributed.

Speaker 2 (02:29:46):
To she Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Beeth you even use
that on a work for him recently.

Speaker 6 (02:29:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:29:59):
Favorite vote, that's what. Yeah, that's what she's said.

Speaker 24 (02:30:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:30:02):
I think it's fun. Oh here's another one that you love.

Speaker 2 (02:30:04):
I get where people think it's annoying though.

Speaker 4 (02:30:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:30:07):
Hashtag blessed, blessed up.

Speaker 2 (02:30:09):
Uh yeah, yeah, a lot of you be blessed down. Yeah,
a lot of a lot of votes for yolo, right.

Speaker 1 (02:30:16):
A lot of common yeah, keep common things.

Speaker 2 (02:30:20):
All right.

Speaker 8 (02:30:20):
Well, anyway, thank you very much for just hearing us out.
Sometimes it just feels good to get off your chest.

Speaker 5 (02:30:26):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (02:30:28):
We're this is the show.

Speaker 1 (02:30:32):
We got a brand new round of interview Roulette.

Speaker 5 (02:30:35):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:30:36):
It always depends who gets the interview.

Speaker 8 (02:30:38):
We try to find, you know, someone appropriate for the situation,
like this one who knows more about esports than Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (02:30:45):
You can't find that person expert.

Speaker 8 (02:30:47):
Yeah, and so we had Greg Gory talked to this guy,
what's his name, Sea Bass William Collis welliams an author,
He's an educator.

Speaker 1 (02:30:55):
He went to Harvard, as we're going to find out,
he wrote a book, which is the number one thing
you want to do if you want to be on
any radio TV show. Just write a book. Help publish it.
But that's all you need.

Speaker 10 (02:31:06):
Okay, there go, And.

Speaker 8 (02:31:08):
So we have a copy of the book, so don't
feel too bad for the guy. He did sell at
least one book, and the title of the book is compelling.
That's called the Book of e Sports, right about sell
some more. I mean, I guess keep it simple, right right.

Speaker 1 (02:31:22):
It's almost two hundred pages long, so you know he
put some work in.

Speaker 5 (02:31:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:31:25):
So the way this works the interview will out if
you're new to the show, is that whoever's doing the
interview doesn't get to write their own questions. We the
rest of the show get to write the questions, and
then the person doing the interview is handed the questions
in real time as the interview is going on, one
at a time.

Speaker 2 (02:31:39):
Fold it up.

Speaker 8 (02:31:40):
They got to open it up, read it word for word,
and then try to make that well intentionally awkward question
work and keep the interview going. That's the audience's that's
the challenge, and try to deal with a straight face.
Sometimes the paper it's it's difficult. So it's hard talking
to this guy. And here we go interview Roulette.

Speaker 7 (02:32:00):
It's Greg Gory from The Woody Show and I am
very actually happy to be speaking to William Mcallis. William
has quite the impressive resume, a leading authority on the
global phenomenon of esports Harvard MBA and author of the
Book of Esports.

Speaker 2 (02:32:18):
What's Up? William glad to have you.

Speaker 17 (02:32:19):
Thanks so much for having me on the show, Greg,
I'm thrilled to be here.

Speaker 7 (02:32:22):
So question, I love to bitch and moan about how
much money I make every day. Can you make a
lot of money doing esports?

Speaker 10 (02:32:30):
Oh, that's a good question.

Speaker 8 (02:32:31):
It's a really good question, normal question. It's one of
Greg's favorite thing. Yeah, I see what he said. I
love to bitch and moan about how much money I
make every day. Can you make a lot of money
doing esports?

Speaker 17 (02:32:48):
Yes, you absolutely can. But I should point out to
you know, listeners here, don't get too excited. It's not,
you know, a gold mine in the sense that you
have to be so extremely good at these games.

Speaker 2 (02:33:00):
Okay, you really good, make money? All right? Terrible?

Speaker 8 (02:33:08):
Yeah, So, like just because you play baseball, don't go
thinking that you're gonna get like a Max Surzer kind
of deal.

Speaker 2 (02:33:13):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:33:14):
You've got to be really good.

Speaker 2 (02:33:16):
Really good. I mean, I don't want to ruin the
book spoiler alone, Come on with the spoiler. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:33:25):
People often say that watching other people play video games
is no different than watching other people play traditional sports,
But the difference to me is that video game players
are mega gross looking and don't get me aroused.

Speaker 2 (02:33:37):
You know, in my growing.

Speaker 6 (02:33:42):
That's the question.

Speaker 1 (02:33:43):
Your response, are much hotter than these Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:33:49):
Yeah, football players they got tight, Pa.

Speaker 1 (02:33:51):
It's not even a question, it's just a statement. Yeah,
they don't get.

Speaker 6 (02:33:56):
Your thoughts. You don't think Ninja's hot.

Speaker 2 (02:33:59):
I don't know who that is. It did sound more
like a statement.

Speaker 7 (02:34:05):
Video game players are mega gross looking and don't get
me aroused, you know in my growing.

Speaker 6 (02:34:11):
Well, I don't know how to.

Speaker 17 (02:34:12):
React to that particular comment. But the esports gamers and
athletes today, I think just average people by and large.

Speaker 1 (02:34:19):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (02:34:20):
Okay, here's the things athlete. Can we stop it with
the athletes?

Speaker 1 (02:34:24):
Well, the whole term esports is a wrong term.

Speaker 5 (02:34:26):
That is not.

Speaker 8 (02:34:28):
Like if you if you're trying to be ironic about
it or what, but like to if you're really going
around saying you're an esports athlete, you can see you're
a competitor. That makes sense, that's fine, a professional professional
or you.

Speaker 1 (02:34:41):
Know, save that's the text about stamina and training. No,
you're not an athlete.

Speaker 2 (02:34:45):
Yeah, stop it, stop it.

Speaker 8 (02:34:47):
That's not that's not fair to people who are actually athletes,
you know. All right, So it's Interview Roulette, the Book
of Esports.

Speaker 2 (02:34:55):
This is the author. His name is what again, William Collins?
William Collins, call it?

Speaker 5 (02:35:00):
Call it?

Speaker 2 (02:35:01):
I'm sorry? And Greg has another question for him.

Speaker 7 (02:35:04):
Oh, my friend Ravey spends all day playing animal crossing,
a game for seven year olds, but she doesn't make
any money doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:11):
Now is she as big of a loser as she sounds?

Speaker 8 (02:35:15):
You know, this is the first question I really want
to answer to it. That's a good question, Raby. I
can't believe he wrote that.

Speaker 1 (02:35:22):
I know, right, whose question was that?

Speaker 10 (02:35:28):
Yeah, I can't believe you even had to ask that question.

Speaker 2 (02:35:32):
That could have been for many of us.

Speaker 10 (02:35:33):
Now it was well, too well written to be a menace,
is okay?

Speaker 7 (02:35:38):
Also a fair point? Also a fair point? Now is
she as big of a loser as she sounds?

Speaker 5 (02:35:45):
Well?

Speaker 17 (02:35:46):
I don't want to comment specifically on your friend, but
I mean, you know, the reality is some sports are
more popular than other sports, right, just like football is
crazy popular, but curling doesn't get a.

Speaker 13 (02:35:58):
Lot of.

Speaker 2 (02:36:01):
Something else.

Speaker 7 (02:36:01):
That's funny say that because she also likes curling, she
should hit the big stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:36:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:36:07):
I found some curling on ESPN Plus the other day.

Speaker 8 (02:36:10):
It was like ESPN plus has everything curling and animal crossing.

Speaker 2 (02:36:16):
What a life the two biggies. Yeah, imagine that does
it for you?

Speaker 1 (02:36:21):
Doesn't like that's your retirement dream? Definitely to wander around
an island. Not to mention my retirement dream is to
live close to the casino. So after I'm done gambling,
I just go and hit up the island.

Speaker 6 (02:36:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:36:34):
Like my first question to somebody says they like curling,
I go, you've seen curling? Like you haven't heard about it?
Like you've actually seen.

Speaker 10 (02:36:42):
Part of my retirement plan too, to join the Senior
Curling Club.

Speaker 2 (02:36:46):
I still which is a king? I agree to?

Speaker 1 (02:36:50):
Do they have walkers on the ice? I'm sure they do.

Speaker 10 (02:36:52):
I'm sure they do.

Speaker 2 (02:36:54):
Interview Roulette here with Greg Gory.

Speaker 7 (02:36:56):
We are talking to William Collis. I want to make
that clear it's Collis not I would love to get
a recommendation. What game would be best for a balding, loveless, desperate,
sad little man named Sebastian, Maybe something murdery? What you

(02:37:17):
didn't hear the question what game would be best for
a balding, loveless, desperate, sad little man named Sebastian?

Speaker 2 (02:37:24):
Maybe something murdery, Yeah, like what would you Yeah? Is
there anything that would be like, you know, right in
his wheelhouse doom? Yeah? What would it be? Like a
balding version Grand Theft Auto or something?

Speaker 5 (02:37:39):
You know?

Speaker 17 (02:37:40):
Well, you know what games are I always like to recommend,
but I don't know your familiarity. Do you enjoy you
know what are called first person shooters? Valerie is an
extremely successful esport that's really fun to play. It's also
free to play Valerie.

Speaker 10 (02:37:53):
Valerie.

Speaker 2 (02:37:55):
Write that down.

Speaker 1 (02:37:56):
I give that to anybody I ever meet who fits
those descriptors.

Speaker 7 (02:37:59):
Question do you feel retrogaming is for people with no personality?
Because I find no personality so sexy?

Speaker 17 (02:38:08):
Well, again, I think retro gaming not at all. Retro
gaming is going through a huge renaissance right now.

Speaker 6 (02:38:14):
In fact, can ask you questions?

Speaker 8 (02:38:17):
Let me ask a question, yes, because Cameron's really into
retro gaming. Cameron, did you write that question.

Speaker 6 (02:38:27):
With Greg no id?

Speaker 2 (02:38:29):
So the question would then makes sense if Cameron wrote,
let me.

Speaker 7 (02:38:32):
Ask a question, do you feel retrogaming is for people
with no personality? Because I find no personality so sexy?
Inside shot there, Roulette, you went to Harvard Way to
go mother?

Speaker 38 (02:38:52):
Ironically, I was most uncomfortable with that. I'll get great credits.
I was so because I wrote that to be sarcastic,
like way to go, mother, Like yeah, but Greg turned
it around, good for you.

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
Very excited for him. Yeah really yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (02:39:13):
It was supposed to be Snyder.

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
Oh yeah, way to go.

Speaker 6 (02:39:16):
Yeah, good for you.

Speaker 2 (02:39:18):
It was like, yeah, good for you. I read it
as like, damn, that's good job, bro. I could tell
by your read you went to Harvard. Way to go, mother.

Speaker 5 (02:39:32):
Well, thank you for that.

Speaker 17 (02:39:35):
Yeah, I wish it helps me get better at c
Unfortunately that was some parts of curriculum.

Speaker 1 (02:39:41):
But yes, go that's Counterstrike Global Offensive. That's a good guess.
You might want to explain that.

Speaker 2 (02:39:53):
I had to look.

Speaker 1 (02:39:54):
All right, you know that thing. That was the full interview.
And then as I hung up and I'm talking to
him off the air because I'm the quote unquote producer, yes, segment. Uh,
mister Callis, the esports expert, had just a few closing
remarks for me personally.

Speaker 7 (02:40:09):
All right, the Book of Esports is the book. William
Callis is the author. Super interesting stuff. William, thanks for
joining us this morning.

Speaker 17 (02:40:16):
It was an absolute pleasure. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (02:40:19):
Thanks very much, William and Sebastian here again. Appreciate your time,
and I'll let's let you know we get this out
probably a few days, maybe even next week.

Speaker 5 (02:40:25):
Sorry.

Speaker 17 (02:40:25):
In the beginning, it's a bit flustered. I didn't quite
understand the personality of the host you're talking about being,
you know, the attractiveness of the gamers perfully. I took
it in stride.

Speaker 1 (02:40:36):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, he's he's weird like that.
That's totally okay, awesome, awesome. I didn't know what we're
gonna talk about. Sexy.

Speaker 2 (02:40:45):
Yeah, kind of weird for you. Mother effort that Stott,
Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (02:40:50):
Oh yeah, well, what.

Speaker 2 (02:40:52):
A delightful waste of time.

Speaker 5 (02:40:55):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (02:40:59):
I believe the woody shot the time has come. It
is much needed.

Speaker 8 (02:41:10):
I mean, there's been some bad news a lot, I
mean obviously, yeah, I mean you watch like the national news,
your local news. That's the worst world news. There's been
so many bad stories out there over the last week.
But yep, I mean just the news in general, dominated
by negative news always help us. Greg, And that's why

(02:41:30):
Greg says we need more of a steady diet of
the positive, feel good stories yep, when it comes to
the news. And so that's why Greg said we needed
to have a silver lining segment, a Greg Gory silver
lining story segment. So Greg he finds these stories. He goes,
the stories are out there, they are they are ready
to be told. They're ready, they just need somebody to

(02:41:53):
tell right, They're ready for the tanking. And so Greg
collects these stories. Let's see what you got today, Greg,
You're silver lining story today.

Speaker 7 (02:42:01):
Well, today is a four year old boy in London
who's making the silver lighting story. He's probably more tech
savvy than I am. And that's a surprise to nobody.

Speaker 1 (02:42:09):
Nobody.

Speaker 7 (02:42:11):
The four year old is the oldest of three children.
All three were home with her mom and the mom
had some kind of medical emergency. It was really scary
and she ended up falling to the floor and was
completely unconscious. Three kids under the age of four, while
the four being the four year old being the oldest one.
That's scary stuff for a kid. So this little boy
actually thought his mom was dead. So scary, so sad,

(02:42:33):
but he stayed calm. He grabbed her iPhone as she
was unconscious. He used her thumb to unlock it. How
he even knew how to do. That is incredible. And
then he used Siri to call for help.

Speaker 1 (02:42:47):
Hello Siri, Hello Sarah, my mom is on the floor.

Speaker 7 (02:42:51):
I didn't even know you could use Siri to make
a call. So paramedics showed up thirteen minutes later. They
saved the mom's life, and they say that she definitely
would not have made it had it not been for
her four year old son.

Speaker 8 (02:43:03):
He is a hero and he's so smart to figure
that out. Well, how much time is this kid spending
on electronics?

Speaker 2 (02:43:09):
He even you know?

Speaker 8 (02:43:10):
Yeah, and another thing, you don't have to want the
thumb print to you Siri. And by the way, I
wonder how many I wonder, like that's actually step wasted.
I'm just wondering, like critical talk, don't you need to
unlock your phone? I texted your I texted people is
saying Siri. I'm wondering how many, like once he got

(02:43:31):
the phone unlocked, like how many Peppa Pig games he
was playing first before he decided then to get for
his mom like pee, Yeah, my sister.

Speaker 6 (02:43:39):
Called when she was like two, so like that's not
in Pepa.

Speaker 10 (02:43:43):
This just kind of seems like an uk ad for Apple,
Like what are their sales down and they need to
sell some live thoughts.

Speaker 7 (02:43:50):
Every good story is an internet fame thing or an
advertisement for Apple.

Speaker 2 (02:43:56):
Oh look, our phones are so easy to use, even
for year old.

Speaker 1 (02:44:00):
Story year olds can save a life.

Speaker 6 (02:44:04):
Yeah, the new read iPhone fake, it's a fake story.

Speaker 8 (02:44:08):
It's not first I was thinking, like, just maybe two
minut electronics in this kid's life screen time for Yeah,
so she's probably a bad mom anyway here.

Speaker 2 (02:44:17):
But then you're right. The story is like too it
seems too control, too.

Speaker 1 (02:44:22):
Convenient, fake you too convenient to be coming.

Speaker 6 (02:44:24):
Out at the same time as a new iPhone release.

Speaker 7 (02:44:28):
Who knew about a new iPhone release? A lot of
people This four year old in England knew about it.

Speaker 8 (02:44:33):
My kids know a lot about those stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:44:35):
Story else, well, I.

Speaker 2 (02:44:38):
Have one from like a couple of weeks ago that
I wanted to share with Ravy.

Speaker 8 (02:44:41):
Okay, she's here, good luck.

Speaker 7 (02:44:44):
This is again not yesterday's news. A couple of weeks
ago out of Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (02:44:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:44:51):
Paul Robertson is a truck driver.

Speaker 13 (02:45:00):
Uh, just so.

Speaker 2 (02:45:05):
Paul Robertson is a truck driver. He's based out of Minnesota.
Needless to say, he does a lot of driving because
he's a truck driver. Now this obvious news or silver
lining story run just say it.

Speaker 1 (02:45:18):
Is called dust.

Speaker 7 (02:45:19):
So to keep him company on his long drives, he
has a little companion and that's his his pet cat Raby.
And Cameron would love that because your cat, people cat,
your cat's name is Percy. And Percy the cat always
hangs out with Paul and his long trips. And on
his most recent drive, Paul had pulled into this rest
stop in Ohio and that's where Percy jumped out of
a window. And he searched and searched and searched, but

(02:45:40):
couldn't find his little buddy, Percy. And he had this
delivery deadline, so he finally gave up looking went additional
four hundred miles, all bummed out, figuring Percy's gone forever. Right, Hm, Wrong,
because when he got to Indiana, he saw that the
what he thought was a stray cat right near his truck,
but it was Percy.

Speaker 10 (02:45:59):
Get out of it.

Speaker 2 (02:46:00):
Turns out the cat had clung onto the undercarriage of
the big rig.

Speaker 6 (02:46:03):
For four hundred miles.

Speaker 7 (02:46:05):
Yeah, right, And Paul describes the reunion as a one
hundred miles as a quote love fest and no thought
that Paul has his riding buddy back.

Speaker 2 (02:46:18):
That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 10 (02:46:19):
It was probably in the back of a trust somewhere.

Speaker 8 (02:46:22):
So this dumb four hundred miles I would have bought
even forty miles. Four hundred miles miles.

Speaker 1 (02:46:28):
Yeah, responsible cat owner letting it just yeah, can jump
out run.

Speaker 8 (02:46:32):
And also he really cared about that cat because he
decided work was more important at that points. Talking about
how he had jump in front of a train to
save his dog. I want to do this guy want
to miss a delivery around must have been a real
cool cat. Yeah, And this dumbass is searching for hours
and the cat is on the truck the entire time.

Speaker 3 (02:46:48):
Idiots.

Speaker 6 (02:46:49):
Yeah right, you look at her knees, wouldn't be that
the first place you look.

Speaker 1 (02:46:52):
Well, just gonna wander off in the woods.

Speaker 2 (02:46:53):
He was out there anyway. Do you guys want one
strike two from South Korea?

Speaker 24 (02:46:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:46:58):
Yeah, great, So I'm actually like a legit story and
not a BS story. It's all these are all real dick.

Speaker 7 (02:47:07):
God, I wish you could be out of North Korea
make menace happy, since that's your favorite place in the world.
And Kim Jong un is your favorite mass murderer of
all time and you worship the ground he walks on.
But sadly this is from South Korea, medas it is fun.
Guy named Choi Kill Sue. He's a rookie firefighter, only
been on the job for a couple of months. This
past weekend, he was put to the test when this

(02:47:27):
apartment building caught on fire. He had to run up
three floors to rescue a bunch of people who were
up there, but by the time he got to the floor,
the flames had really spread, so the only way to
get out was through a window. So what he did
was stand with his back to the flames, like acting
like a human shield, so five people could be lowered
out of the window. So he was using his own
back as a shield from fire. Once they were safely out,

(02:47:51):
it was finally his turn to jump out the window
on that By that point his gloves had actually caught fire.

Speaker 1 (02:47:56):
Korean barbecue.

Speaker 6 (02:47:57):
Getting the.

Speaker 7 (02:48:02):
Rest of him is okay because of his protective gear.
Sorry to let you know that, Sea Bass, and when
he hit the ground he fractured his hip. Oh man,
So now he's recovering, he has to postpone an upcoming
wedding of his so as for being a life saving hero,
he says it was just going on instinct. Then that's
his job, and he was just getting everybody out. And
he's a rookie firefighter using his own back as a

(02:48:24):
human shield to save lives.

Speaker 10 (02:48:26):
Lots of stories about people just doing their jobs today, Rip.

Speaker 2 (02:48:31):
Ribby, thanks for coming in today.

Speaker 1 (02:48:32):
You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (02:48:33):
Yeah, heroic.

Speaker 2 (02:48:35):
Where's your article?

Speaker 1 (02:48:36):
I know I'll write it myself.

Speaker 2 (02:48:38):
Did you save lives with fire?

Speaker 10 (02:48:40):
You don't know?

Speaker 1 (02:48:40):
I could have saved a life, Joe.

Speaker 6 (02:48:42):
I'm not going to bash Allen. That's pretty heroic.

Speaker 2 (02:48:46):
Plus, it's from your favorite place or near your favorite place.
Seven one four. You guys can only crap on the
story if it sucks.

Speaker 1 (02:48:52):
Now.

Speaker 8 (02:48:52):
I feel like we're trying to hate his stories as
part of a bit wha get the town silly goose.

Speaker 10 (02:49:01):
Oh my god, ridiculous text her.

Speaker 1 (02:49:06):
He's so silly.

Speaker 2 (02:49:08):
Yeah, that's not silver lining. That is bad luck. I
agree A two.

Speaker 8 (02:49:14):
Which one The cat people are also wondering how many
chicks were in this group that he was trying to save.

Speaker 1 (02:49:21):
Oh again, how did they he broke his hip?

Speaker 6 (02:49:25):
But they didn't?

Speaker 7 (02:49:26):
What was the because well, he helped them get lowered down.
They couldn't lower him down, he couldn't dangle, he was
I'm sure the extra four feet really caused his hip
an uncordy to Douche.

Speaker 2 (02:49:39):
Yeah, there's something I don't know about Douche.

Speaker 6 (02:49:41):
But yeah, it's a bit fun.

Speaker 2 (02:49:44):
Yeah, story is hot. The hot story. Gregory's silver Lining Stories.
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