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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
By good morning everybody. It is Tuesday. It's September tenth,
twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome, We are the Woody Show.
My name is what that is Greg Gory? Hi Wooding,
you have menace?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
What is up?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
There is sea bad? Yeah, Sammy is here. There's Gina
grad He we got bored. Caroline Morgan our associate producer.
Vaughn is our video producer. And thank you for being
here giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this morning. See your phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Woody, you can hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eight seven on the
(01:18):
show today. Fat Chick Skinny Chick, Yes, huge, Yeah. We
used to do this a lot, and then we went
through like a whole Fat Chick Skinny Chick drought, and
by popular demand, we did it to what about a
couple months ago, I'd say, yeah, and then we were
bringing it back today for only the second time in
a handful of years.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
So that's happening.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Your trending news headline some of the entertainment stuff Birthday's
porn of Birthday, all happening this morning here on the
Woody Show. All right, so, Greg Woodie, where do you
not want to live? I'm gonna give you some places
that you're just gonna want to cross right off your
list not want to live because these are America's buggiest cities.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
That's where I want it.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Is with the most bugs. This is like some data
collected from you know how many people are calling for
exterminators Which areas have the worst bug infestation problems? Now,
the majority of the ten Buggy of cities are also
among the most sweat inducing metros. So humid, with six
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of the top ten spots in Texas or Florida. Oh god,
all right, so number ten is Tampa.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
All right?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Then he got Miami and.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
West Palm Beach number eight, Charlotte at number seven, Austin,
Texas at number six, Houston, Texas at number five, Baltimore
at number four, number three, Dallas number two, Washington, d C.
And the number one Buggy of city and SeaBASS used
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to live here in Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Really yeah, surprises.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Me because I could see those, you know, Baltism, Baltimore
in DC just because it is the swamp as they say, literally,
and of course anywhere on the Gulf. But yeah, Atlanta
because we don't have any giant bodies of water. It's
just kind of the middle of Did you find it
buggy when you lived there?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
I found it. I grew up in Nashville, not far north,
and it was about the same.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I mean, anytime I've been to Florida, I've seen bugs.
I've never seen anywhere else.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
You told me, because I have yet to step foot
in Florida. And like I've said, everything I've seen about
it on TV or movies looks like paradise.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I think you would love.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
The bugs would absolutely keep me from so much as visit.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
The difference is between central Florida, you know, which is
all lakes and green and yeah, but if you get
on the coasts where you got the ocean breeze that
really tempers the bugs.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I mean you got lizards. But and people have the
cage in their pools, right, Greg, I mean, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
If you fly that, if you fly into the Orlando airport,
that's all you see is every house has a giant
you know, right for bugs essentially, that's.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Why because of all the bugs. Otherwise you just can't
be out there and just enjoying it.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
That's that would absolutely alter my lifestyle. That would suck.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, something else for you this morning, and you could
text over to two two nine eighty seven. Let us
know what it is for you? What are you better
at than most people?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
So?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What are you better at than let's say eighty percent
of people?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Like so things?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm really good at parallel parking. Yeah, rule driver, dude,
But like parallel parking, I excel, like I rule at it.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I don't even need that.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Do you just do one back in and we're done.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, that's it. Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't need these fancy backup cameras or anything like that.
This old school. I'm really great at packing a suitcase,
you know, texting and driving. I brought up that I'm
really good at that. Also guessing what particular year a
song came out.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Oh, I'm pretty good if it's as if it's between
nineteen eighty five and two thousand.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, that's that's still pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I mean, because anybody else's wheelhouse, like whatever your wheelhouse
is for music, Like, would you be able to get as.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Accurate as I can.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I don't think you can.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I don't think so. Look, I suck at everything else.
Give me these four things. Yeah, ah, you're good at grilling. Yeah,
but I wouldn't say that I'm better that. I wouldn't
put that as I'm better than like eighty percent of people.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Speaking of that, what are we getting our wireless electric smoker?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, yeah, there was that indoor one?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Right?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Did you see the g one? Did you see I
got as a cure? Yeah, we got to find a
place to.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Put it because we already have like five currgs in
this office.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Well, this is the one for us. Yeah, one, nice one.
Well plug it in the office there. Well, I was
going to ask you because we have that printer that's
above the refrigerator. Do you we use that aim? Oh yeah,
oh we still do because I thought that would be
a use it. Use it every day and we have
limited counter space. Yeah, that's why we put another appliance
to the coffee station. Yeah, but it can sit up
(05:44):
against the wall. We'll figure out.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We'll figure it out. G Yeah, we'll figure we should
embrace it. Well, just just around the room. What is
something that you think you're better at than eighty percent
of people out there.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Such a good question.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
I think I'm better at putting on fake eyelashes than
most people pop them on and.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Most that's so hard. I can't do that. Yea, so hard.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
I feel good about that.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I would think I'm putting like contacts and would be
a pain the ass. I've never done it, never even
tried contacts. It's just rock glasses.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
Oh, I'm ye.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
The anticipation of keeping your eye open while you have
the contact lens on the tip of your finger and
like just I don't know.
Speaker 10 (06:22):
Yeah, yeah, it takes a while.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh, untangling things, I'm really good, Like really yeah. My
daughter has like a couple of those really thin necklaces
and those always get twisted around. I am a master
at untangled.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I am bringing in so much stuff for you to
untangle all my jewelries like that.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
It's done. Yeah, I'm actually really good at it.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
The The tip is the pro tip get a couple
of like safety pins and open them up and then
kind of use those as tools because like your fingers
are not small enough to really kind of like you
but you can start pulling things apart seeing.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Where the knot is.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yea, and I love it. I'll sit there like i'll
people get in the puzzles yeah, stuff yeah, or like
you know, cables behind stuff, corded headphones, Christmas lights.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I mean, you name its fantastic garbage.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
I'm pretty good at putting together, like furniture and kids toys.
I know a lot of people don't like putting together furniture.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
I love it.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
It's the same way like what you like. You said,
it's like a puzzle. I love it and I can
kids toys.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Give it to me.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
I'll put it together.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
That could be a good service, especially when your kids
are younger and get all the stuff that requires assembly.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
He's give me a task rabbit free time.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Well, medicine is at one point like his goal in
life is to get to a point where he no
longer had to assemble furniture.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, and I never want to do that ever again.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
The directions always suck some random.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Then you have to figure it out and you're like,
I see what's happening here, All right, let's go.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You love it.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
By the way, I'm also pretty great at picking the
slowest line, no matter where you.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Are amazing, that's a human condition. And then there's some
old lady with a check book.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah anybody else? What are you better out than eighty
percent of people?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Mine is so stupid. The older I get, I just
become worse at everything. But I would say plating, you know,
so like you know, my parents visited recently and they
love sees candies. And instead of just opening the box
and going here you go, I took like a nice
white plate, I poured coffee beans on it and like
nestled the chocolate. Oh my god, because I want everything
(08:27):
to be a little elevated, almost America exactly. And I
told you when I eat dinner alone, I get stuff
to go and then I come home and I don't
eat it out of the container.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I'll like replate it.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'm very gay.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Wow, I know I told you.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Affair Yeah any of me? Yes, I told you Mine
is stupid.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
No, that's hilarious. Also, like we were telling us yesterday about
how like uh like your parents will be at your house,
so you have guess at your house and even they
can't sit on.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
The one on the one couch. I know, I'm very strict.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Weird.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Do they have to make that bad in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
No, are you sure positive?
Speaker 8 (09:06):
But I do do like turn down service and like
on the lights at nightfast.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I almost almost instantly regret asking question.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I would say obviously logic and and and problem solving,
of course. But the jewelry thing reminded me of something
where you talk about like untangling things. I'm really great
at throwing things away that belong to other people. Now
this which might sound odd, but like our our gym
and our apartment complex, every month somebody will bring in
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something that is just like an old an old bench
that that there's just clutter. They're like, well, I brought
this with me, and I don't want to keep it
up my units someone exactly. It happens all the time
with like old ready yoga mats, because we have our
own yoga mats at the gym that are all color
coordinated in match greg right. And then every month you'll
see some of them, see some raggedy old like broken.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Piece of blue foam, and I'm very good at looking.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Around seeing what doesn't belong, and then.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
I have no problem with grabbing that and taking it
right to the trash. It happened with some like some
somebody brought in some pull down ropes that we're all
tangled up for the cable machine is like, nope, I
hate that.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
When I'm at the gym, I know people dump their
unwanted I hate that. Very good about I guess keeping
order publicly.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Here's one Someone says, I have an odd talent for
judging volume, Like I can look at a pot of
leftover soup and know exactly what container to grab to
put it in. That's pretty good. He's just so random,
I says, looking at someone directly in the face while
you're talking and not hearing a single thing. Everybody, nice, Oh,
(10:42):
I've altcho This is pretty impressive. I don't need an
alarm clock to wake up, that's kind of at that point.
But no, that's that's for like only for like waking
up for work. But if you said I have a
flight tomorrow and I got to get up by seven am,
could you say I'm gonna wake up at seven am
and then you wake up. I know somebody who can
do that. Well, I don't know how they.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Do it, even take that red yeah right, I would
never try it.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, because I'm thinking, like, are you just waking up
like every couple of minutes, just to see if it's
can sweat, right, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
That's what I call Sunday sleep, just staring at the cloth.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
This person says, throwing a frisbee. This one says, bitching
about stuff? What are you better at than eighty percent
of people? Someone here says spelling lucky?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh wow, so lucky. Yeah, I'm throwing a frisbee. Did
I say that? Yeah? Okay, sorry, I.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
On the opposite side of bitching. I think I'm probably
eighty percent better than most people at finding like the
silver lining. Like, but hey, at least we got you know,
fill in the blank. It's not appreciated, Joe.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That might be another good opportunity to bring up something
we haven't done for a long time. We used to
do Greg's good news stories.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
It was yeah, Greg Gory's silver lining story.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, so Greg would bring up a good news story
and we'd all have to try to find a way
to crap on it, which.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Every time I think they're bulletproof, Like there's nothing wrong
with this.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Little kids saved another little kid four earning or something.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
This might be good we can find like seabats, you
can find some terrible story. Yeah, and then we can
have Gina try to find the silver lining in that stong.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
It would be immersion.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, do that all right? So on the text,
what are you better out than eighty percent of people?
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Speaker 4 (12:49):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. On this Tuesday morning. It is September tenth,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
They call me Woody. That's great, gory h men's good
morning to you. Good morning, Woody we've got Sea Bass,
We've got Sam Morning. There is Gina Gret Good morning.
It was full time member of the Woodie Show. You
are here, that's great.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Appreciate that eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number.
If you want to call in, you can text in
over to two two nine eighty seven. This hour, Fat Chick,
Skinny Chick.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
It's a game that we've only played. This will be
twice in the past at least five years, Yes, exactly.
But we're gonna be doing much more because it's I'm
just gonna reminded how much fun it is my wife.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
It's of all the things that we do on a
regular basis, all the things.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
That we have done.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's our favorite thing.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Saying something I know, Well, women love this game more
than anybody else.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, I know that's the thing. While I told you,
then while I'll give you the whole origin story of it,
like how kind of came to be with that'll be
coming up here in just a little bit. I do
have a couple of things. The one to bring up.
Number one, I have your Sammy for Employee of the Month. Yeah,
it's official.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Picture from well.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
We had to get a picture because she refused to
take one yesterday.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Refused to take one?
Speaker 7 (14:13):
You did, no, I forgot.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
And then when I was running out take a look
at the picture to meet the AC guy, which I
got my AC fixed, yay. I said to Morgan, hey,
don't we need to take that picture? And she was like, oh,
we can.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Just do it.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
In the morning.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
They came in and I said, hey, let's take the picture.
She said, oh, they already grabbed one for you.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
That's beautiful. So here's here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
It's a very flattering picture. So here here's the thing.
I gave that plaque to Morgan at two o'clock in
the morning yesterday. Okay, so from two am until she
left here after the show was over yesterday, she could
have taken the two seconds to take a picture, but
Morgan said she kept blowing it off. She didn't have
the time.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Doesn't take that long.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yeah, who's telling the truth?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
And tell you? Uh, let me, let me let me
get more more.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I have a comment as well, Sammy, I did ask twice.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
You did, and but it was during times when I
was walking into her studio doing stuff, passing, passing things
out or whatever, and we were doing stuff and.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Take a picture? How long?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Take thirty seconds? Yeah, and then she didn't you know,
here's the thing, she didn't have her glam squad. Yeah,
we saw what happened that photo shoot, which comments on
that the reason, by the way, the photo that we
posted on the instagram yesterday. Uh, you know, we had
to do this photo shoot for Gina's announcement. In the
whole thing. Uh, there's a there. There were a bunch
of pictures taken. We had big group photos, we have
everything else. They selected for whatever reason, the press release
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this one, and people like, well, what happened to Sammy?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
What happened to Morgan?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Nothing? They're here, they're in the.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Same rules that they've always had.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, yeah, sports here, Caroline cos here, like, yeah, everybody's
still here. But yeah, for whatever reason, but she brought
like a suitcase full of stuffy.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
How those pictures came out so wow?
Speaker 9 (16:00):
Because they're they I don't look good.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
See. So this is my comment. Now try life, I
chime in. I believe that Sammy very nice person but
is secretly vain. But yeah, I'm.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Sorry that I don't want to do a photo shoot
after waking up at two o'clock in the morning, working
all day looking haggard as hell, and then trying to
pull myself together when I know I'm not going to
be able to, and then look like trash in pictures
because I have a little eye because it happens when
I'm tired, and then it shows up and I'm really
bad at doing makeup, and I know that if I
don't do makeup, nothing shows up on camera. It's very
(16:37):
different than real life. And then it looks really bad, so.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
That I had to do my makeup. This is good
at doing makeup.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Let me tell you what this is.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
This is when the person goes, I can't gain weight
is talking to us.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah, but I can't gain her reaction trigger.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
Yes, I'm so triggered. You guys have no idea. I
got the pictures in my email yesterday and they're like
pick one and I'm just throw them in the trash.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Oh see.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
I think the reason it's hard to feel sorry for
you is because you are cute as a button and
you have corn silk hair. So it's like, how is
Sammy not happy with you?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Sammy's totally that girl where like, hey, can you take
a photo of me? And then you do it and
then you're staying there for fifteen minutes because she's gone
through the photo like.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
I'm actually not that person.
Speaker 10 (17:19):
I don't I'll take one picture and then I'll say whatever,
it's fine. I won't take any more because I don't
like it, and then I won't do anything with it.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
So I'm just not a.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
Picture person because I won't spend the fifteen minutes to
get one that I like.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Try being a person who looks like people with food
poisoning feel okay and then and then come talk to
me about your problems. This is like tiny eye.
Speaker 8 (17:40):
It's like you watch porn and people say, oh, that
dude has a small d and you think, oh, he
so does not Sammy, you don't look bad.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
What are you talking?
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I got to see these pictures.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
I'm not okay, and there's no Yeah, there's no problem
of wanting to look good. There's no problem with that.
I go. But I'm saying little Vang.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I got a I got a special delivery from Ryan
Seacrest yesterday. All right, he just debuted on wheel of forty.
Look at this, so he sent this.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Uh oh those are the those are the yeah letters
you're giving.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
The bonus route.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
L boxes Wheel of Fortune R S T L N
M E. And I have not opened this yet because
I forgot to open it together. Yeah, would you guys
watch Ryan last night?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah? I posted a clip. It looks good.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The set's different.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah, and he came out there, you know, and looks
like he and Vanner are getting along. That's important. Yeah,
that's it's very important. I'm happy for man. Ryan.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Tell you, man, you can have your opinion on Ryan
Seacrest for whatever reason, whether you hit an American idol
or whatever. You're tired of seeing him because he's on everything.
But he's such a he really is a nice guy.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Like he is.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
He's a genuine dude. He's been nothing but nice. And
now he sends a gift. I mean, come on, what is.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
That's the sound of the box. There's a wheel? Is
it in cake form? Though? Doesn't look Oh that is sweet? Wow?
Look at that? That? Oh nice?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Okay, that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
There's a wheel. Wow? Oh there's and there's a is
there fortune? Okay?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
No, there's the wheel fortune socks hell? Yeah, okay, there's
some wheel fortune socks crest. There's a little pin like
for a backpack of whatever. Little bankrupt spawn.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Oh nice. Anybody sounds like board board? Do you want this?
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Oh that's great?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Yeah, what has a lot of pins? I'll take it
all right, let's see what have we got here? Oh
I almost I just say this one. Oh it's a
van of white uh pop of white pump? Yeah? Nice?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Look at that easy from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, van of White funko pop. All right, Oh, Greg,
I think this would be for you.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Okay, it's a wheel fortune mug.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
That's cool. We just got that's right, everything's coming out.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
This is working out perfectly.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Oh it's a color changing imprint. Fill the hot beverage
and watch a change. Okay. Yeah, so it's like the puzzle.
It's like the puzzle board. Not nice. Isn't that fun? Yeah?
All right, yeah that's what he said. Hold on kidding.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
And then I'm not sure what this a whole lot
that's what he wishes. And I tell you what, this
is like a nice little setup. I don't know what
this other thing is.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
These might be coasters?
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they are wheel coasters.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Oh you want those? You're a big fan of coasters?
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Yeah, like little Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, look look at these?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Nice those are those are nice.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
In the office.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Those are cool.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Those are awesome. Not that we need coasters here.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
They're very they're very Now here's the one thing. It's
gonna be bad luck.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
This looks to be a wheel fortune umbrella.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
It looks like so when it opens up, it looks
like ever you see yourself in the face. What wow?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
And it says bankrupt. It has all the numbers, lose
a turn. What does the blue ones say?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Up there?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
The yeah play that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
It's very nice. That's awesome. It's very nice.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I mean, I know they send these things to everybody,
but but still it's good.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Ryan came in to collect his pen.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
He delivered it himself.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Of course he has people for that, but the marching
oars are like, make sure what he gets. This might
be a f Ryan really wanted to make sure that
what he got this and so you know, send him
a text when you get it.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I was like, all right, So I sent him a text.
I said thank you. He goes, did you open it?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I said no, I'll open it tomorrow or on the air.
But he loves this kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, yeah, first yeah, so Sam, I got a plaque.
Don't look at don't look at our Instagram Sammy show.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
What did you post the plan?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh you posted the plaque?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, great pick.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
By the way, I had the most I did have
the most fun yesterday.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
You were in the comments section on on the post
announcing Gina.
Speaker 9 (22:33):
Oh yeah, you were having a lot of fun that.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Because here's the thing, I just I just don't care.
And you know I love that stuff anyway, So all
that kind of crossroady kind of stuff. Uh, you know,
for anybody who's like still all but hurt and whatever
it's been three months, go to home depot, get some stuff,
build a bridge, get over it.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You know.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Like my favorite of your comments was when somebody said, wow,
what he's posting a lot, you know, replying to a
lot of comments, and he said, maybe I do have
a hobby.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Right, I'm not replying to anymore today.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
That that was done.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
That was yesterday and today and like today we move on,
you know what I mean, medicine, I were talking about it.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
But I tell you yesterday it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
If you want, if you want some good reading, you
can you can check out that Instagram post pho. Oh
it's the Sami photo. Yeah, that's call. We're gonna take
a break and then we're gonna play around a fat
chick skinny chick.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
This is the show. Yeah, all right, well, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Hi, and we have a contest ready to go. We've
only done this contest once in the last I don't know,
handful of years. This will be the second time. Wow,
in the last handful of years. Ladies and gentlemen, it
is time to play fat chick skinny chick. This game
(23:55):
actually came to me as an idea after talking to
a personal trainer and this woman was telling me about
how she can always guess just by asking a couple
of questions of these perspective clients when they would call
in talking about personal training, just how out of control
they were and uh and so like didn't see them,
(24:16):
and then she'd have to wait for them to come in.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
He says, she what is She said, Harry butchery lesbian train. Yeah, yeah,
her name was Cassidy. Was she more muscular or more slit?
Oh no, she's more muscular.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Kick anyway, So we're uh, you know, we made a
game out of it. And so she would end up
bringing me some of the answers to some of the
questions that she would ask, and then she would tell
me we'd make our guesses, and then she'd tell me
after they come in for their consultation if we.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Are right or not.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
And uh so, I'm like that could be a fun
game for sure. Yeah, so just by asking some questions,
we have to try to guess is this a fat
chick or a skin check?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
And we do have a volunteer, not anybody who's a
you got a gun to their head or anything.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
He who wants to play.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, good morning to Christina. Good morning, Christina, say Christina TI,
good morning, good morning. All right, so Christina is going
to answer some questions. Honestly, give us your honest answers.
Don't try to fake us out. Just give us your
real answers. And for being such a great sport and
being a volunteer for this round of fat Chick skinny Chick,
We're gonna set you up with the prize just for playing. Okay, nice, Now,
(25:22):
I forget did we set a time limit on how
many was it like two minutes or I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
I don't think we did.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
I think we discussed it last time we discussed it.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
All right, whatever, let's let's get into well, ask some questions.
Everybody take their their pen and paper out, and let's
see if we can figure.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Out what's going on here.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
All right, So Christina, you're ready to answer some questions? Yeah,
let's do it, all right, who wants to go first?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
I'll go first. You just mentioned Jim's. Do you belong
to a gym? Do you have a gym membership?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
No?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
No? What is your favorite fast food?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Habit burger?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Oh, habit burger? All right?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Have you ever belonged to a gym?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
How long?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
How long ago?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Probably about a year or two year or two? So
what would you say is your main form of exercise
right now?
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Is just walking?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
What Starbucks order? I'm sorry, I gotta know. Does your
Starbucks order have a dome lid?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
What's a starlid? Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
What time of year did you sign up for that
gym membership that you had the last time?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
I had it for a while, so I don't remember.
I'm assuming like in the beginning of the year.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Okay, what do you drink card? Alcohol? What is your
alcohol choice? Tea?
Speaker 9 (26:45):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (26:50):
I'm boring.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Probably go to the beach.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Who is right now?
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Who is the most attractive celebrity to you? Male or female?
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Both?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Uh, probably right now Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Okay, it's manas Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Do you smoke?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Do you have any facial piercings?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
No? No?
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Do you have any kids?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
How many? And how old? To? Fourteen and two?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah fourteen and two. Did the vasectomy not take or
what happened there?
Speaker 12 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Okay, yeah, I was on break control.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Kind of word, but yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Do you uh?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Do you drink die coke? A regular coke?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Regular? Regular? Okay? Do you work glasses?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
What kind of job do you have?
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Accounting?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
So desk jobs?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (27:56):
In your younger days, did you ever explore the your entrance?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
No? Are you married? And if so, how long?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I'm not married, but long term, long term.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
But you're in a long term relationship? Rther you're saying, yeah,
what the yeah? Is it the same baby daddy for
each one? For each kid? No? On the second one.
How long have you been together? Four years? Okay? Four years? Okay?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
When you were a kid, we were like in high school?
Did you play any sports?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I was in track? Track? Were you ever a cheerleader?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
And by in track do you mean running or shot put? Traveling?
Do you own a bike? No?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Do you like to cook or bake?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
More?
Speaker 13 (28:55):
Cook?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Cook? I mean I locked in on my I think
I'm locked in. I think I'm locked in.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Looks at question, You're locked in?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
You're locked in already?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Does anybody have any more questions?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Here?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I got another one? Do you prefer I prefer thongs
or boy shorts?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Fountains?
Speaker 9 (29:17):
And what's your favorite snack? O?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Chips?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Probably?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Chips probably?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yeah. I'm trying to keep this classic.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
But have you ever lost a tamponne?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Okay, Well, since we're going that direction, I mean, when
it comes to uh landscaping that area, is it uh
bear or hardwood floors or like some.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Kind of landing strip? What are we talking about?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Hardwood?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Hardwood?
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Were the births of your children?
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Naturally?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Do you go to like a or somewhere to get
that done, to get like waxed or you do it yourself?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Salon?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Wow? See that kind of threw me on.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Do you Brazilian it at the salon?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
All the way back?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Okay, that kind of threw me off. I'm sorry to
go ahead.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
I just wanted to know if the birth of your children,
if they were c section or natural?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Both natural? Okay, I'm locked in, Yeah, stay locked Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Now we do have a photo that she sent over
to Morgan when she volunteered to play the game, and
so let's just go through. I will tell you, like,
I only had three things in the fat column. The
name Christina really really and I don't know why what
I don't know, it's just name associations, applegate she was
(30:43):
super hot. Well, what what's the name of the fat
chick from?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Uh? This is us or not? This is us?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Sos Christy Christy christ Christina reay.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Okay, Uh, the gym membership, the fact that you joined
at the beginning of the year, a lot of people.
And also the fact that she gets, you know, landscape
down there. But it's the salon that does it, because
the fatter you are, the more difficult that is, especially
with a hardwood floor situation, You're gonna be able to
kind of see over and you know, it's more diffic
Now in the skinny column, tequila. That is a drink
(31:19):
of a skinny person, although that is my preferred brain
regular coke. Yeah, that was one from that trainer that
I talked about. She said, if they ever say they
drink diet, they're probably fat if they drink regular. The
skinny people always drink the regular stuff. The fact that
she ran track, she likes to cook over bake, and
the thongs over the boys shorts. Yeah, I all had
(31:41):
in these skinny columns. I am locking in on skinny,
Greg Gory. I have basically all the same things that
I marked down as skinny. But the one thing I
had at the top of my skinny list was she
loves going to the beach. I don't think a lot
of people going to the drink.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I do so well. There are exceptions to.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
This lazy river guy though a lazy river, but also
like when Mattha Beach like to be in the water
the entire time except everything, But I'm from there.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I'm absolutely going skinny, skinny, all right, menace everything she
said scream skinny. I did ask about the second baby daddy,
how long they've been together after because she is in
a weird window of four years that could have gave
her enough time to let herself go. So I'm but
I'm still going skinny on this one.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
I'm still amazed, Like I see like pictures of people
they're like, oh, I just had my baby like three
months ago, and like you just had a baby out
of here with that. Oh yeah, if you That's what
I was saying. So it's it's pretty impressive, the good
snap back, all right?
Speaker 10 (32:41):
Uh Sammy, I also have skinny, and I think that
the gym membership was after the baby was born, so
that was kind of just to lose the baby weight.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
But I don't think that it's really like, oh I'm
needing to go to the gym. I think she was
always skinny.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Okay, uh Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
The skin no butt stuff also says skinny because when
you're sny, you don't have to.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Try hard exactly right, says that.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
All being said, I'm going to buck the trend and
go fat because of the office job. You know, two
kids over a long period of time, and I get
that for some reason. But all your analysis I believe
is correct.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
But are you with me on that four year window
very risky risk? Yes, yeah, you're staying skinny, all right,
So all the guesses are in.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
I say skinny too.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
I think for two reasons I mean the beach, Yes, Greg,
I think for two reasons though, no dome means no
whipped cream on the Starbucks order, and that was an
interesting question. Yeah, yeah, because it's it's dessert at that point.
But yeah, when Sammy says, what's your favorite snack and
she's like chips, probably we all know our favorite snack.
She's not a snacker, she's skinny.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah, ye, all right, so Gina's locked in the skinny
and sorry again for forget Yeah, all right, well we
have a picture here and we're gonna find out right now,
fat chick or skinny.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Chick on account of three we can open up and
find out one, two, three, open them up. Let me
schieve that here.
Speaker 14 (34:25):
Wow, that was so deceiving. Oh my god, Christina, Wow,
what a fake out? Oh my god, never ainal huh.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Wow, that's what.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Oh, we don't care about fat. We're fat, Well most
of us didn't here are fat anyway. Well, hey, Christina,
thank you so much for being such a great sport.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
And bonds you're going to play? Oh good? Yeah, and
we're gonna set you up with a prize just for
being such a good sport.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Sammy hal Jelsa you those nickey years.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
They're so huge, like a steel color like yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Alright, well, Christina, thank you so much, appreciate being a
great sport.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
And now hang on, we'll get your information.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Okay, there we go in the very beginning of the
entire contest. It's never the in between these you have
to be. It's a very obvious one or the other.
You can't say, oh, well you know, yeah I did.
And we have so many people volunteering to play this game,
So thank you Christina and everybody else so far who's volunteered.
If you'd like to be a future volunteer for a
(35:37):
round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick while just this up
with a text, or you can call in and Mo're
goanna get you on the list for a future round.
See love that game.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
So disappointed, dude, I thought this was a slam.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
See it's not as easy as you think. Well you
bucked the trend. Yeah, just because he needs to be different,
all right, Yeah, a lot of uh, Like I mentioned,
volunteers for future rounds of Fat Chick Skinny Chick.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Was a great round.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
They're pouring in.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, so it says I'm one hundred pounds soaking wet,
but I have terrible eating habits and I can't put
on wings.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Don't give it away.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Well, no, we're not gonna Yeah, I guess that would
be no information that we would be asking the questions anyway. True,
I'm so happy fat Chick, Skinny Chick came back. Fantastic
game officially bring it back. No, it's back, like baby,
that's the second time we've done it here, and just
I would take the last month or so right, m hm,
do you ever take? Hey, we're thinking of our friends,
(36:41):
and what do you show listeners at all? Ninety two
to three in New Orleans this morning, Yes, getting ready
for a big tropical storm, possibly a hurricane. See that's
about to hit town. From what I read, they think
a good strengthen to a hurricane this morning at some point.
It's expected to make landfalls sometime tomorrow evening. There's a
shelter in place order for the storm. But besides the wind,
(37:03):
they're predicting somewhere between four and eight inches of rain,
some areas getting up to twelve inches of rain, so
obviously flooding a concern. But our thoughts with our friends,
and what do you show listeners there? In New Orleans
all ninety two to three. Absolutely phones here are open
eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Woodie.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Some good news.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Kate Middleton announced that she's officially finished with her chemo treatment. Hey,
do you think she got to ring the bell like
Samy did for her physical therapy?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (37:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
It's big of a deal. Yeah, I know, not on
that level. Right, you don't have to ring the bell
up for that.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Sammy was telling some story about if you have not
heard this, oh no, she told some story about how
she went to physical therapy. When she finished her physical therapy,
on the way out, she got to ring the bell.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:51):
When I graduated, they had a bell and they were like,
you want to ring the bell on your graduation day?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
And I was like, okay, I didn't know. You've never
heard of like the cancer, but was a physical therapy place.
It's what they do there.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
It's not my fault. They're trying to g on I
know what's wrong on there. Yeah, it's very wrong. I
mean you should Yeah, they're trying to glom on the
cancer shine.
Speaker 9 (38:13):
Different type of bell, so it's not one that's on
the wall that you ring.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
It's like a hand one that you still like, yeah
that one, No, it has a handle on it, like
like here you here would like ring for reces Now.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
When she was sharing this story with Morgan and I
in the it was an off air conversation, everybody's kind
of looked her like.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
What We were absolutely shocked because she just did not
know about the whole ringing of the bell when it
came to cancer patients, and we're like, how do you
miss Have you ever missed that you not have social media? Yeah?
On television?
Speaker 9 (38:47):
Yeah, I just haven't been paying attention.
Speaker 10 (38:49):
Now that you've mentioned it, I notice it in the
commercials and other things, but previously Buys saying I.
Speaker 9 (38:54):
Just never noticed it.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
I'm trying to think of the other celebrity I just
read about that said she had breast cancer and she
said she did all this, like right, I guess she
doesn't have cancer.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Yeah, that she refused chemo, but didn't she do still
do like surgery or something.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
She just didn't do something Well that wasn't part of
the story that I maybe she did, but it was
all about this like uh, you know, Tea of Whale
penis or you know, these things that people do, you
would probably know more. This sounds like the kind of
crap that that you would experimented with at some point, Gina.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
But I'm super into modern medicine. Let's just make that
super clear.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
I love a.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Pharmacy, but yeah, I'm interested in in how people do
it in other private parts of the world and most
of our I don't know if it's most what am
I talking about? Like, I know, but a lot of
our drugs aren't they like the synthetic version of like
the plant that you find.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
In the that's the ones that not have been evaluated
by the FDA, like supplements and stuff.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
That's right, That's right, No, you're probably right, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
All those like health supplements, all those things like, they're
not regulated by the FTA.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
My parents used to make me take something called knocks
vomba cum.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Have you guys ever heard of knocks sounds appealing vombitacum?
Speaker 8 (40:13):
I know, I'm so tempted to say something about yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Tried it right. Oh yeah, I smell like bleach and
old pennies.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
Some had some of that very recently.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Now if you drink pineapple juice, but it is supposed
to be like a thing to like heal your stomach,
and I'm like, okay, but I'm I'm very highly suggestible.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Bombacum vomitacum.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Well Greg does when he's too full.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah, after the time. Steve's job too, you could argue
is a pretty smart guy. He got convinced into this
holistic healing and he could have saved himself, but he
died because he tried that crap, you know, like just
go to the doctor.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
You gotta go with the modern stuff.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
Hey, back to the bell thing real quick, Texter hitting
us up over two seven? Is there a all that
you ring when you leave Army's I don't know the
Army's in what dude decades?
Speaker 5 (41:05):
See that one makes sense? That makes you ring your yeah,
ring the army's bell.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
What about real estate agencies that when you make a
sale you ring a bell?
Speaker 5 (41:18):
What is that wrong? But see the problem is differently
when food place the express, it's not in the same
field of express I would like to round up for
whatever charity and you go, yeah, sure they go, and
everybody back to the.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
Yeah, you know, or Trader Joe's has that bell for
some reason.
Speaker 5 (41:35):
Yeah, not in the same field, not the same the same.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Did you just compare the trader Joe's bell to the
chemo bell.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Talking about how it's in the same different category bells.
Tell me about it, like that the bell in the
medical field, it's exclusive to cancel. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
So it's like it's kind of like when you own
a trademark. You want a trademark for a certain field, right,
like for merchandising or for music or they you just
don't own it blanket across the board for your thing. Yeah, yeah,
right exactly. So like, yes, I think Menaces is right
in the medical medical whether it's physical therapy or otherwise,
(42:17):
cancer owns that you have to honk.
Speaker 7 (42:18):
A horn or blow a kazoo. You can't ring the
bell or anything but cancer.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
I heard Sammy push the cancer kid out of the
way to ring the bell. Yeah, definitely, bald kid.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
That was so mean.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
I couldn't believe she said that.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
Very bullyish.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
I know.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
It's discussing stands, the running out of the fire.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Yeah, pushing the kids out, pushing the.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Kids and old ladies out of sam more what he
shows coming up. Hang, everybody else gotta take a quick break.
I'm take a permanent one. I'm gonna feel.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Myself body Hoody Hoody Hoody Show.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning. It's September tenth,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
I'm whatddy.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
That's Greg Gordan, Good morning, we gotten menace, what We've gotten,
Gina grand There's Sammy.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Morning Sea Masses.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Here Tonight is what will probably be the first and
probably only presidential debate between Trump and Kamala. Right, It'll
be on ABC and Fox if you're interested. It'll be
ninety minutes with two commercial breaks.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
There will be no audience, mics are muted except when
it's aging person's turn, and no notes are allowed.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Oh man, wow, yeah, so no notes freestyle?
Speaker 8 (43:37):
Then what time should we get to your house?
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (43:39):
I mean I'm gonna watch it. I mean I'll watching Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Yeah, I mean this will be the only one. I
do like the fact there's no audience.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
I do like the fact that too.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
I like the fact there's no notes. I like the
fact that they have to mute the mics when it's
not there turning like shut up.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Oh you've got to do that?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:57):
The audience. This is just a time waster. Yeah, but
I mean, what's snacks for this?
Speaker 4 (44:01):
But dude, like how orchestrated the whole thing is a
big dog and pony show. Like they had this virtual
coin flip, which I knew they virtual coin flip. Yeah,
because they don't they get together. It's not like they
meet it fifty I know. But to figure out the
podium placement and the order of the closing statements, which
I guess Trump won the coin toss chose to select
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the order of the statement so he gets the last word.
Kamala chose one of the two platforms will be our
podiums it would be hers, So she chose the one
that you were watching the TV. She'll be on the right. Okay,
interesting stage left, Huh. It's like, wow, I guess somebody
has some numbers somewhere to go.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Well side, you're on the right. What looks better? Yeah? Interesting.
James Earl Jones, did I know a lot of people
talking about that? Yesterday?
Speaker 4 (44:48):
I saw Bort post it. Obviously Bort very very much
invested as a huge the biggest Star Wars fan that
I know.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Yeaheah. It was very said to see and pass away.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
I mean such an iconic voice, and not only for
Star Wars but Mufaus and The Lion King and Animalgreer
and all the Jack Ryan movies. But it does make
sense why Lucasfilm and Disney didn't they buy his voice
so I didn't use it for Ai in the Future.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Bought the rights to his.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Voice, so he will live on forever in Star Wars.
But yea very sad that Star Wars Vader come.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
On, tear that ship upont And so you found those plans?
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Boy, did you ever see where they had the behind
the scenes stuff where they had the guy who was
in the Darth Vader.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
Costume, Yeah, doing the lines.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, And it makes sense like if you if he
was the voice for Star Wars, star Wars would not
be what else. James Earl Jones made that character.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And without that character, Star Wars would not be as
great as it is, Isn't the funniest thing about that
story is the guy didn't know that his voice wasn't
in it released. Yeah, he found out when the movie premiered.
Speaker 8 (45:55):
Yeah, Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Come man here to put you back on schedule. I
show you Lord day. My men are working as fast
as they can. My hams, I can find new ways
to move a bit to me.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
What are you gonna do? Choke with your fingers? Yeah,
they said.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
He recorded all his voiceover parts for the movie in
about an hour to two hours for the first movie.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
And he nailed the space British accent.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, I mean just obviously his voice is great. Right,
coming to America, overlook.
Speaker 15 (46:29):
One constant through all the years, Ray, it's been baseball.
America is ruled by like an army of Steven rulers.
It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again.
But Baseball has marked the time, this field, this game,
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it's a part about past Ray.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
It reminds us all that once was good.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
I was never a huge fan of Field, Like I
liked the movie, yeah, but I was never like Gaga
over like crazy for it. But the coolest thing they
ever did was that Yankee game. I forget who they played,
where they played on the field of Dreams Field and
all the players so the interactions came out of the corn.
Speaker 7 (47:13):
Yeah, gave a speech.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Yeah, that was pretty hard. That was that was dope.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
James Earld Jones, you mentioned the lion kings.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
And let me tell you something that my father told me.
Look at the stars. The great kings of the past
looked down on us from those stars. Yes, so whenever
you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always
(47:41):
be there to guide you.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
And so will I.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
I will die now.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
It was Yankees and White Sox.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Oh yeah, right, White Sox of course.
Speaker 7 (47:52):
And I love James J. Jones had one voice. Always
knew it was him, and he always did it and
always delivered.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah, I mean, because remember he was They used him
for CNN for a long time. Don't they still use that?
I mean, this is CNN so good, Yeah, so good.
I wonder if he got paid once for that or
like one of those deals. Yeah, like he did it
one time probably, and then just kind of getting checks
in the mail. Yeah, mail box money.
Speaker 7 (48:20):
That's when the yeah, the mail man's your boss.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
That's maybe.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
I heard he only got seven grand for the first
Star Wars so yeah, but I'm sure for number two
he got paid out. Hopefully, I'm sure he did. He
got a number two load of money on that's right.
Speaker 7 (48:34):
And they lit up the Empire State Building red and
black for Darth Vader.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Yeah, that's really cool. Well, Gina, you do some voiceover stuff.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
Yeah, well you were what was the video game Street
Fighter Rose? And that's when you said I wonder how
he got paid. I'm like, if he got paid like
the rest of us, he got scale and they moved
on and they made a time.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
And so what do you get for something like that?
Speaker 7 (48:57):
You get, you get whatever? Union scale is a couple
of hundred what does it?
Speaker 13 (49:00):
I mean, I'll know, I'm not involved that. It just
I mean it's very it's you know, union scale. You're right,
you're right, but it's very it's very little. It's a
couple of ducats and you know, you get paid for
your time that day and you do all.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Your oh oh you're nervous, aren't you. You do all
that and they go bye and then they make a
s ton of money.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
Yeah, and you you go home broke. But honest, but
your Rose rose.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
But on a side note, Greg and I both have
done TV commercials and those pay really well.
Speaker 8 (49:30):
Yeah, and these were just local and.
Speaker 7 (49:32):
It was bank yeah, because every time they air what
you take?
Speaker 5 (49:37):
I did the Mimochi voiceover. Oh okay, yeah, so what
did that pay? That that one time fifteen seconds.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Yeah, so you had to recall for minas to record
fifteen seconds, unlike James Early of Bread. But you know,
I mean you record them all the time, one take
fifteen second thing. It took Menace. They know James Earld
Jones where he did all the Star Wars stuff, and
you guys are taking breaks and reason it depends if
Menace is in a tired mode then uh yeah, it'll
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it'll be a minute.
Speaker 5 (50:11):
So fifteen seconds of actual like uh dialogue, dialogue, yeah,
two three, five minutes maybe.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
Yeah, so let's call it fifteen minutes of your time. Yeah,
one minute per second of require Like what what did
you get for that? Eight thousand, eight thousand?
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Yeah, so you're not bad? Now was it all one time?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Like?
Speaker 4 (50:34):
They kept coming in like course recorded, that's what you want.
Speaker 7 (50:37):
Because TV pays way better than video game. Yeah, and
that's why the union is striking.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah great, I did.
Speaker 8 (50:46):
Uh Toyota commercials that were regional made a lot of
money on that because they aired a lot of market.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
It's like, what do you think the total take on
that was?
Speaker 8 (50:55):
I would guess thirty to forty grand. Yeah, a few
days work and then my day's work. Well yeah, but
I mean it was it was very frequent, okay, but
it was good money. And then I did two infomercials
that didn't pay that well.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Yeah, because my buddy does a bunch of it. He's
got his own voiceover business. He's got a lot of
He's on the Gun MLB network, NHL network, he does
a ton of other I hear him on commercials constantly
watching TV. He does a lot of that stuff. And
he's he's been able to make that his full time job.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
That's that's the dream. Yeah, he's got a lot of
money to buy guns. Things must be going pretty l He.
Speaker 8 (51:34):
Did an infomercial for motivational speaker Tony Robbins. He selected
me because he said my voice had a quote rock
star quality, delicious.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I mean, Greg's voice has been getting me horny for years.
Speaker 8 (51:50):
Right, hard to get the jobs, And it's incredibly hard
because I'm a terrible actor and I announced more than
I speak, and you have they want you to just talk.
Speaker 7 (52:01):
Yeah, these days they don't want like the.
Speaker 4 (52:08):
Voice more naturally, there's always like professional voice over people
like Menace, Goddamn, the.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Woodie show.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
Bring a good question during the break.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
We're talking about the death though, right, James Earl Jones,
And your question was.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
Who would you rather have narrate your life? James Earl
Jones or Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 5 (52:32):
No, I think that's easy. I was gonna say, I was.
I was gonna say easy as well. But I think
you and I differ.
Speaker 7 (52:37):
Oh, I say James Earl Jones, I say Morgan Freeman. Well,
so many people do impressions of Morgan Freeman that it's
kind of a joke.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
I just associate Morgan Freeman's voice to uh, not sh shank,
but like higher being, like he is always the voice
of God and afterlife and things like that. So I
would Morgan Freeman as well.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
Wow, so you want to be the voice of God?
Speaker 5 (53:04):
No, didn't you play guy with that Jim Carrey movie?
The question is he's near?
Speaker 8 (53:11):
Or like, who would you rather listen to for twenty
four hours?
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Same?
Speaker 8 (53:16):
You know, along those lines? Right, Okay, I'm going to
Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
I mean they both have great I mean, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (53:21):
See Jones?
Speaker 7 (53:23):
Yeah, and what do he why Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
I'm the same thing. I think it's like just when
I think of him more for narration. I think of
James Earl Jones more of character interesting, right, like Lion King,
Darth Vader, CNN guy. Yeah, you know, I think the
longer form stuff, the storytelling. I think it's like I'm
(53:46):
with I'm with Greg and Menis. Yeah, it's his delivery
is incredibly distinct. Hey, so MENA is curious to get
your take. Apple have their event yesterday, the big roll out.
They were calling it glow Up or something.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
Yeah, I would say glove because it's just like, you know,
kind of more of the same thing. Also, it's the
glove part same thing. The globe party is like you
get more colors, different colors. I do like the all
black Ultra I Watch or Apple Watch, whatever you want
to call it. I think that's kind of cool looking. Yeah,
(54:21):
but with the whole AI stuff, Hey, it's gonna help
me write emails better, which awesome. I want that. Yeah,
nothing too crazy just yet.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
I apparently didn't get the phone last year. This year,
I will get the new phone because my phone's already
doing that crap you know.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Yeah, or like certain things, the battery dies yeah fast.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Well that happened to me last night, Like when I
try to edit a video, like, oh, you got to
update your thing. My my computer is running super slow.
But apparently the iPhone seventeen is going to be the
game changer.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
They said that about the sixteen, They said that.
Speaker 5 (54:56):
About there at this time this time is going to
be the game changer, like a complete redesigned type of thing.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
So here's what they said about the iPhone sixteen.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
Look, I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
It features in a eighteen chip. I love it when
they say crap like that, What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 5 (55:13):
Awesome?
Speaker 4 (55:14):
It's designed for more power. Okay, it's got a customizable
action button, don't care. That could be paired with various tasks.
But you can already do that like this last time.
Like the sleep button on the on the right side,
you can you can make that into pretty much whatever
you want that function to be. Already voice translation and
a new dedicated camera control button, yeah, don't care. The
(55:38):
first AI software features won't be available in beta for
iPhone users until next month, more than a week after
the new phone hit stores on September twentieth, so all
the AI stuff won't even be ready to go when
you get the new phone, which I thought was weird. Yeah,
and then more updates, including an overhaul of the Serie
(55:59):
Voice Assistant and Apple's collab with Chat GPT. Those are
expected to follow early next year.
Speaker 5 (56:05):
Yeah. I was kind of on this, but did you
see the headphone updates which I thought was very interesting,
and I go, we need to test this on great gory.
So there's a couple of things right by the way.
Speaker 4 (56:15):
The phones are available for pre order on Friday, but
they announce some new features for air pods and for
Apple Watch. It's all health stuff, so the watch will
be able to help detect sleep apnea, is if you're
you know, maybe go get checked down, which I think
most people probably have, yeah, in some way, in some form.
And then the air pods will now be able to
(56:36):
be used as over the counter hearing aids.
Speaker 7 (56:39):
Oh yeah, okay, very interested in that.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
You can also use it for hearing tests. So that's
why I want to get them. We'll do a hearing
test and studio. Right, that's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah, because if you ever use the air pods, the
noise canceling and the whole thing, and then also like
where you can little it in some ambient right, yeah, noise,
what it's like it's kind of the idea, but it'll
make it easier for you know, people, because the hearing
aids can be really expensive and this will isolate you.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
Stuff like that.
Speaker 8 (57:09):
I'm knocking on countertop. My phone is kind of old
at this point. It's not the battery life is good,
like usually after two years it just diminishes. The weird
thing my phone is doing lately is, let's say, Woody
text me, and normally would just say Woody and then
I click it and read the text. Now it's saying
message from and then there's your phone number.
Speaker 5 (57:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (57:28):
And then so I turn it off for a while,
and then I turn it back on, and then the
next time you text me, it'll say the name shows
from Woody again. But then after a while it'll just
say message from with a phone number. Oh you got
hack that's annoying, And then yeah, dude, you got hack ya.
And then Gina and I have the same complaint. Why
don't they just update your apps automatically? I hate the
(57:49):
little red number and then you have to go update
all the worst.
Speaker 5 (57:53):
Just update. I think I have mindset to automatic.
Speaker 4 (57:56):
Really, yeah, please release the footage from the traffic stop
with Tyreek Hill. In the body cam video, you see
the cops they yanke him out of the car, throw
over to the ground, you know, with the to get
them covered right now. If you watch, like he rolls
his window up on him. They're like, hey, dude, leave
the window, and he's ignoring them. Yeah, and so he
(58:17):
finally cracks the window down a little bit. They go, dude,
roll the window back down. Because there is really tinted
windows you can't see inside. So the police union is saying, no,
this is BS because the Dolphins are calling for a
full investigation and they're saying this is ridiculous to the
people who are here to protect us and our community
or x y Z, it's just another one of those.
It looks like both sides are a holes in our
(58:38):
own way. The cops are definitely more aggressive than they
needed to be, but like Tyreek was also being a
pain in the ass in his own way, they can't
there's fault on both sides.
Speaker 5 (58:47):
Yeah, with those tinted windows, you can't see what it's
happening inside. And so they guy's like, no, man, put
the window and you know what, actually get out of
the car.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (58:56):
Yeah, And then he was like and then at that
point like a little over l yeah, right exactly, you can't.
Speaker 8 (59:02):
They just consider it illegal tie like all right, okay, it's.
Speaker 5 (59:05):
All football offsetting penalties, fouls on both teams, right there
you go, Yeah, like that for sure.
Speaker 4 (59:12):
Yeah, flag on the play, delay of intelligence, right, like
that's what.
Speaker 8 (59:16):
It should be considered.
Speaker 5 (59:17):
You know how Greg never gets out of speaking tickets.
Well yeah, well my uh legendary, my buddy's dad was
highway patrol and he said, like, one of the best
things you can do when you get pulled over is
just put your cans, just show your hands and then
also your skirt, put your wrists on top of the
starting wheel and just leave them there. So then you're like, oh,
(59:38):
I did the ten and two thing when I you know,
keep your hands there.
Speaker 4 (59:41):
Yeah, but you can't say the f wort at the
same time, Greg, It doesn't help.
Speaker 5 (59:46):
Yeah, you call them pigs, but all the rest of things,
except for all four other fingers are curled, and except
for the middle fingers, they're up on the wheel.
Speaker 8 (59:54):
And created this fictional fantasy story that I have a
bad demeanor with cops. How many you ask them how
many times they've been with me? When I've been pulled up.
Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
How many times have you been with him?
Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
But I will say this, I have been with Craig
at an event where Greg is a little tipsy and
there's a police officer there, and he was the kind
of mouth that's real.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Show we had mentioned at the beginning of the show.
Today is National TV Dinner Day. Yes, and our friends
from Lazy Dog heed the call the dinner bell that
(01:00:43):
gets rung here every morning we're starting motive, the menace
goes up and he shines the bat light of free
food from HIGHA Tom. What do you show headquarters here
in Burbank? Yeah, along the one thirty four.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
And people might not realize this, but Lazydog Restaurants they
have TV dinners, so it was for years. Yeah, And
if you go there and you have a lovely meal,
you can take more meals to go, or you can
pre order by going to Lazydog Restaurants dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
So they've got barbecued meat loaf, yes please, They've got
fried chicken. Of the TV dinners, there's one that's not
my favorite, but it has nothing to do with Lazy Dog.
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Like as much as I love Lemon desserts. Do you
got Like I'm not a fan of like lemon and savory,
so like lemon chicken. I don't mind lemon with like
if it's you know, on seafood kind of thing, but like, yeah,
I can't do it with chicken for whatever rece So
I can't really speak to that one just because that's
the person food, right exactly if.
Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
You like shrimps, campy, yeah, okay, yeah that's lemon.
Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Cheese and schiladas. Yeah yeah, that barbecue meat loaf though.
Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Yeah, pie, that's the rotation.
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Oh, this has nothing to do with their TV dinners,
but they have that newer appetizer on the menu there,
lazy Dog, the spicy tuna with the crispy rice. Yes, rap,
which is a staple at one of my favorite sushi
places in Studio City, Kwame or if you ever go
to like Katsuya, they have the spicy tuna crispy rice.
(01:02:22):
It's similar, not the same. The rice is even crispier
with the lazy Dog one. And it's like so imagine
if you've been to it like a Katsuya or kwamih
kind of place and you've gotten the spice, it's that
on steroids. It's bigger. Yeah level, dude, it's they're huge.
Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Sounds amazing, so good.
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
One of my favorite items there at Lazy Dog is
the Cuban the Cuban sandwich. God, so good.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Thanks to thanks to Lazy Dog.
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
And they're at La Live by the way. Oh yeah,
that used to be. It's around the corner there.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
It used to be what's his name, Wolf, Wolfgang Puck.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Not a fan of that dude.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
So it's right, it's right on the corner if you
go then around and then it's what's around the the
ones yardhouse. You come around the corner from the yard,
there's a big Lazy Dog location there.
Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
It gets huge shout to the downing location as well. Yeah,
always there. Oh one more shout out. A couple more
shout outs for Lazy Dog stuff. They're candied bacon because
it's got so good. I had that, the candy bacon
because it's got our bacon candy. I think it's on
the menu as they put a lot of pepper on there,
the hot pepper. It's it's it's got some good heat
(01:03:34):
to it, which I know you love. And then that
the fried chicken salad I forgot. They call the blue
ribbon fried chicken salad because they have those blue corn creutons,
what which I think they soak in butter. They're so good,
they're almost chewy.
Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Yeah, you're saying all the best words, dude, so good.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
The only substitution I make it comes with like a
honey mustard. And I save the honey must I said,
bring it to me with ranch.
Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Yeah, always ran.
Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Yeah, and dude, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
That's like a go to. And they're blowing up. They're
expanding to the country.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
So anyway, thanks for thinking of us saying the food light.
Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Thanks to Lady Doug. You get their TV dinners for
National TV Dinner Day. This is the Woody Show, So
souny this morning, they're holding this tech showcase to update
PlayStation five players on innovations and gaming technology n and
(01:04:35):
it would focus on PS five pro and so yeah,
they're just excited.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
They're sharing the evolution of improved hardware for their console.
Oh all right, Yeah, so when you check out more
on that, the PlayStation YouTube channel is where you need
to be. Yeah, and we were talking about that Apple
event that was held yesterday. They rolled out the new
phones and watches and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Dude, the best thing I've bought parents paid attention, the
best thing I bought for my phone in a long,
long time.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
And I was inspired for seeing it with the friend's phone.
Are these privacy screen savers that you're not screen savers?
Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
But like, like, so my screen protective.
Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
My phone is on right now, but you can't see
it unless you're looking right at it.
Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Oh okay, well yeah I want that.
Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Yes, and so like yesterday, and let me tell you
how this is great. Yesterday's like it's a little snoop.
And bastards that they are, like kids are always up
in your business, yes right, you like you can't do
anything without them put their nose in there. And so
I'm sitting on the couch, my son's sitting on the
couch next to me. It's a business thing. Nothing that
we can turn him either way. I'm texting, somebody goes,
(01:05:41):
I can't even see your screen.
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
That's why I got it, because half the time we'll
be sitting there with my wife. She'll be sitting there texting,
why did you tell her that? It's like I had
nothing to do with them. It's not like another mom
or something that has to do with one of their
friends or school or anything else. They're just paying attention
to her text conversation.
Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
Right, wow, yeah, it's you get it Amazon.
Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Eight bucks and they send you two of them.
Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Rules. So here, like the phone's on and then watch
when I when I turn it sideways, I can't looks
like it's off.
Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Yeah, you can't see anything. So there's a there's a
friend of mine who's in management here and uh, he
got this because every time he was like sitting there
in a meeting, everybody's like looking over his shoulder or
like you know, trying to read his desk upside down.
Like people will do that with the boss's office. They'll
sit there and try to read the boss's desk upside
down total or snoop it and see what they're what
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they're texting about.
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Greg definitely needs that because he's very visible with his texting.
And I never read I know, I never I never
read his text, but like the way he holds his phone,
like if I wanted to read what he was writing.
Now I'm in an open book, I have nothing to
h Yeah, I mean I do look at the Wiener photos,
but not what he's writing.
Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
Is that where you're a.
Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
So when I ordered this and showed up the house,
my wife was a little weirded out by it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
What are you hiding?
Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
I go, you can look take my phone right now.
You can go through my phone, every little inch of it,
and you can look at whatever you want. I don't care.
This is for these snoop and ass kids.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
It would be a little weird for a wife to
see that. I get where she's coming from, Like, why
all of a sudden do you need a phone protector?
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
And you live the same life I do with these kids?
Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Told I agree with you?
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
No, not you?
Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
How do I tell her? Yes, I do, That's what
I tell her?
Speaker 8 (01:07:30):
And she keeps her phone on silent all the time.
And if I were your husband, I would think that's weird. Really, yes,
Like why don't I.
Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Hate it when people don't have their phone?
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I need it?
Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
And what the kind of work we do? I can't
risk it?
Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Well, what's going to happen? We hear a little ding
on the air, but I just don't want it to
be me.
Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
But yeah, that's I think keeping it on silent at
home is I would have an issue?
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Really?
Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Tell me so weird?
Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
The only reason my husband hates this because I'm constantly
losing my phone because he made me take my AirTag
off and when he calls it, I can't find it
because it's quiet.
Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
That's why you need to watch. I lose my phone
constantly and I just use my watch. I can ping it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Yeah, my watch a new way. I know. It's not
a This is not a new thing nes screen say
protect whatever they called screen protect protectors, privacy screen protector.
It's new to me, meaning like I've never knew they
were around for a while, thank you textr they've been
around for a week. Yeah, this wasn't like a Hey guys,
(01:08:34):
guess what I discovered. Right, No, I'm just I'm letting
any parent out there know who's got snoop and ass kids.
Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
And you could put it on your laptop too, right, Yes,
that's sweet.
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Yeah, I know some people around the office now that
we have this open office thing that they're trying out
and everybody hates you could do that, all right? Eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
We will be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
A Woody Showy and we got another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world here on this
Tuesday morning. It's September tenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory, Happy New Hour. Menace is here.
What is up, Woody?
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
We got Sea Bads, Yeah we did. There's Sammy Gina
grad is here. The phones are open. Eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. Call him anything you want to be
a part of topic, contest, whatever it might be. Eight
seven seven forty four wood He texts us over to
two to nine eight seven. So Greg not one of
his random thoughts. And we were sitting around I think
(01:09:44):
it was a meeting last week. He because, you know
what doesn't impress me? I forget if somebody in the
room was talking about something right and.
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
They were impressed by it. Yeah. Oh, and then he.
Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Brings me, you know what what doesn't impress me? I
thought it was so random and then just out of
left field.
Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Totally random.
Speaker 8 (01:09:59):
If somebody says I own a food truck, I think
who can't own a food truck? Okay, Neat, you bought
a vehicle, you didn't get a liquor license. You don't
have to deal with, you know, rental of a brick
and mortar shop. You got a food truck, you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Still got to get a permit. Yeah, you know it's
a held, it's a health permit. Girl.
Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Tough.
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
Make a couple of enemies here. But if somebody says
to me, oh, yeah, I own a food truck, cool, cool, Like,
it just doesn't impress me the same way it doesn't
impress me if somebody knows the owner of a restaurant.
Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Oh, same o.
Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Have you been to the Sole and Sol restaurant?
Speaker 11 (01:10:36):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
I know the owner? Neat, You didn't have a conversation, right,
Oh cool?
Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
You know the owner of a restaurant. You know how
many restaurants they are on the world, Greg.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
I'll piggyback on your food truck thing. Food trucks, man,
I know that was that. You know it exploded on
the steam What was it, late two thousands or so? Oh,
we've got to go getting food from a food truck.
Food trucks in general don't impress me much.
Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
It takes.
Speaker 8 (01:11:01):
It sounds like it's gone downhill.
Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
It makes forever, It takes forever. It's like any other
kind of food restaurant or any other food source.
Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Yeah, there are good ones. There are bad ones. I've
had some really good food trucks. I've had other ones
where the terrible. Yes, they all seem to take forever.
It's because there's no there's no water, Like how do
I wash my hands? Yeah, with the trash. Sometimes they
put little crappy tables out. Yeah, but don't get me wrong,
I'm not going to stop going.
Speaker 9 (01:11:30):
Yeah, I love a good food, especially at a festival.
They're great.
Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Especially not at a festival the lines are so long.
The lines are long, and they're expensive. They they take forever.
When I've had good experiences.
Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
There was about ten years ago an explosion of these
events where it was like they're showing a movie and
to be like food truck cinema kind of thing. Yes,
And in concept it sounds really cool, sounds perfect, right,
but in reality it's just a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:11:55):
And I'm not saying I don't like food trucks. I
like hamburgers, but I think they're kind of easy to make.
So if somebody says, oh, I make a really good burger,
I think a seven year old can make a good
burger much.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
You know, I don't find that there's a difference between
like a really all burger's like pizza exactly like pizza.
There's a really good pizza burger and thought, oh this
is gross, right, but you've had a really.
Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Good burger and you're like, wow, you know the difference.
You do?
Speaker 8 (01:12:22):
Sure, but I do like them all right. But I'm
just saying back to it doesn't impress me. But I
like a food truck. I like the concept of a
food truck, but it doesn't impress me if you own one.
Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
Have a friend who owns a food truck. How much
does that not impress you?
Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
I know the owner of a truck.
Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Yeah, Now, this is where it's nice to know the
owner or somebody like the matre d or whoever works there.
If it's a really hot place that like the win
is forever or it's hard to get a reservation.
Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Answer for that, don't go.
Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
No, I'm saying, then when you know the person, you
can get in whenever you want, then that whole thing
looks cool. Not even look cool, it's just like it's
nice because you can go.
Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
That is a benefit.
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Other definitely other than that.
Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, you can go to the back
of the food truck. I feel sad for the workers,
like you have to sit in that little box all day.
It's yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Speaking of places to eat, I saw a really funny
thing on social media the other day, and it's so true.
I think all the I'm thinking back to like the
best Chinese food restaurants I've ever been to, my favorite ones,
there's always a kid sitting in the front of the
store doing his homework. Oh yeah, that's a sign, like
when they say, what's a sign that you know the
(01:13:35):
place is gonna be really good?
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Okay, that's good, right, that's really And I saw that.
I laughed. I go, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I'm thinking of a couple places in particular that every
time it's the owner's kids, school age kids. They're in
there and they're sitting in one of the tables in
the front of the restaurant as you're in there to
go pick up, and they're doing homework at the table.
I'm like, this play's gonna be dope.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
That they care about a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Well, no, I don't know what it is. It's like,
I know it's going to be good. If you go
into a place like a little rusty what do they
call it, not rusty spoon, like greasy spoon, rusty trombone. Right,
that's a very different thing. Yeah, greasy spoon. Like you
go to the place and they have those old menu
boards that have like the letters that push into the
(01:14:20):
oh yeah, little tracks.
Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
The food's going to be awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
Yeah it's been that way forever. Yes, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Like that's a sign the place is going to be
really good.
Speaker 8 (01:14:28):
And as random as the kid doing homework in front.
I think a diner that has you know those weird
lava rock walls, yeah, like a chimney, but their total
seventies looking. It's not like slate or if it has
one of those walls in it, it's going to be good. Yeah,
because it's old timing.
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
There was another meme floating around just recently where it's
like it's those hanging lights and then there's certain barstools,
and then if it has a chalkboard, you know you're
gonna have the most mid burner ever, the most mid
forty dollars murder. Yeah, because it has a chalcol metal
barstools yeah, oh yeah. And speaking of that, a little
(01:15:08):
slot at the top looks like a ballot box. Yeah,
almost like a pig back o.
Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
Your back is killing. And speaking of that I totally
forgot what I was gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Say, Oh, come while you're selling them in nice?
Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
I got it. I got it because anyone, you're a bartender,
you're not a mixologist. I'm not impressed with a mixologist.
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
This nobody's a mixologist. It's a word that was made
up out of nowhere fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
I'm impressed by bartenders, though I will be on.
Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
But you don't have to be impressed by a mixologist.
Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
Okay, but I am impressed with bart They know how
to make you just say the name of drink, they
know how to make it.
Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
Yeah, that's impressive, but you don't need a new name.
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Going back to.
Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Greg's initial point of like, I'm not impressed, it doesn't
really impress me. The people that go around talking about
how they don't own a TV. That's been for decades.
I don't watch TV.
Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
They watch everything on their computer and they don't tell
you that where they.
Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Say they don't even own a TV, like there's not
even one in their house.
Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
Yeah okay, oh right, I knew a girl who's too
poor to have a TV. Yeah yeah, cool, I get it,
you're too poor. But the people that I think they're
above it. That's gonna be really cool in your come
up story. I didn't even have TV. Yeah, we didn't
even have a TV.
Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
I don't think any of you do this, and it's
so obnoxious, so I'm glad you don't. I'm not impressed
by how many cups of coffee you drink in a day, dude,
I drink like three puts like congratulations.
Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Yeah, well that goes with beer too, from the beginning
of time, where it's like, oh, I drink thirty beers.
Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
And I need to get wasted like that a college
people do.
Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you?
Eight seven seven forty four. Let's see what you got
on the on the phones and on the text text
us over to two two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
What are your thoughts on food?
Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Well the other thing, because the the line is never
like longer, like the he is never long, I should say,
when it's a taco truck, that's true, that stuff is
so fast. Now, yeah, it's when you start getting into
all the lobster truck and all.
Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
The other.
Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Yeah, everybody does.
Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
That's why the line is so long.
Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Yeah, but like that stuff's not quick turnaround stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
I doubt and Sam, he's probably not paying for these
things too, which is why she's in love with them.
Because you want to pay literally twenty five dollars for
a lobster.
Speaker 9 (01:17:23):
Roll, Well, no, I don't pay for it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
I do love, especially a free one. All right.
Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
So yeah, well let's open up the phones and text
and see what we got on the top of the topics.
Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Not just food trucks people, No.
Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
No, right now, food truck. The question here is and
we'll keep it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
We'll keep it focused. What's something people constantly brag about
that doesn't impress What's seventy three minus four? Yeah, it's
hot question.
Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you?
I feel like for me, one of the things, there's
a number of things, but like one of the things
is when people constantly remind you about whatever their ethnicity is.
Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Oh yeah, we get it. As something. I think the
Italian flags on everything whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
Dating dating sites a lot or dating apps, I should
say it's like, okay, cool, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
We get it.
Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
I love Africa like cool, Like it doesn't matter what
it is, Like I'm talking this not like this is
not toward one group of matter, which it's the people
who are like, oh, Irish. There's a lot of Irish people.
I know, they're like, oh god, damn it, we get it, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
And then sometimes there's the flags on the side of
the car, which I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
Yeah, I think I brought this up before. But when
you go on a cruise and people have different colored
lanyards for how many cruises they've taken, Yeah, I've said, Okay,
that's awesome. Yeah, that much free time rules.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Yeah, I would say, I know this is gonna sound weird,
but like, I'm not impressed by a millionaire. I am
impressed by billionaires. I've been around a couple of billionaires
and it's just like it's just so weird on the
just the level of a billionaire.
Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
Like now it depends someone's got a million dollars, but
if someone has got fifty million dollars, one hundred million dollars, right,
So what's the threshold incredible a billion? Yeah, you can
have nine hundred million dollars or sixty Yeah you're.
Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Close to a billion. Yeah, you're you're pretty much four
hundred million dollars. You're still not there yet, I am,
But then you meet a billionaire.
Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
Oh, sure, you know, it's just like nor it's a
four hundred million. It's all the same to me, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Yeah, well no, I'm just trying to understand that. But
you're right, you're right, Like if someone's like they have
a million dollars, Yeah, you.
Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
Know, it's like by a house in most places, it's
not what.
Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
It used to be.
Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
Sure, you know, I'm impressed by it. Yeah, but I
don't understand too when you have pro athletes who moved
to a different state because they're going to make fifty
two million. Here they're making fifty million.
Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
What's the difference?
Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
Was what's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't
impress you at all? Eight seven seven that's eight seven
seven forty four?
Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
What oh hell yeah, menace? Are you going to her residency?
I would? I have not been. That's a menace. That's
a menace. Con I would totally go.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
Let's go, girls, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
Been to all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
A lot of people on the text saying the people
who claim about I've never taken a sick day or
a vacation day, Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
Wow, congratulations, you get nothing for that.
Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Well, that's related to the I work eighteen hours a day. Oh,
a lot of that.
Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
Might we may have worked with the guy who was
like that ten years ago. Hopefully, thankfully he's changed.
Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
There's a lot of that on the text. Uh, well,
we'll get to it. I've uh, I've tagged a lot
of these texts.
Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
You know, I work twelve hours a day. Okay, cool,
you work your brain.
Speaker 7 (01:20:55):
You've beating your head against.
Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
The wall gap.
Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Flex.
Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
When a couple tells me they have never really spent
more than a few hours apart from each other, that's
not a good thing.
Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Codependent much, Yeah, sounds pretty fun.
Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
That sounds great to me, So I says when they
start with in high school, I was, I don't care.
Oh yeah, reminis being a sports god in high school totally.
Speaker 8 (01:21:17):
Everybody has that one high school person who it's like
you peaked in high school.
Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Al Bundy uh five oh five says I'm not impressed
with people who lift their trucks or add all the
extra lights, mud tires, snorkels. Fat ass. Yeah, the snorkels
for like jeeps and stuff. Yeah, but could you like
say I think it looks cool at least? Sure you
can't say I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
It depends if it's going to be something that you're
driving to the grocery store. And I saw this really
funny video. It was a man I can't remember that
it was one of the SUVs, but on the back
of it had the ladder. Oh, you guys, just a
case I ever need a ladder. This person's just ridiculing
the crap out of this.
Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
They do that a lot with the changeovers, like they
make fun of them. Oh, I have a letder. We
had to crawl on the roof of your car to
load the stuff. Uh, well you're four months of supplies.
Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
Yes, what if I'm going What if Gina and I
are off to the desert? We have to load our
sleeping bags and a couple more. We wouldn't need the ladder.
Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Car ones off the text. I am not impressed by
these dudes. Would there want to be race cars that
are extremely loud and obnoxious for no reason?
Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
Joined the club.
Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Gas mileage on a long trip or really any time. Honestly,
people that brag about their well, yeah, man got some
really good gas mileage.
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
That's a dad brag. That's yeah, that's a dad brag.
Hank kill sort of thing, one like that says being
a member of MENSA or pooping in the shower. Oh well,
there's only one person who's good enough to be both
of those things, and I.
Speaker 7 (01:22:54):
Mean that person making a choice.
Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Are you good enough to poop? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Mensa, Mensa, she's got the MENSA membership.
Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
I'm curious about that again, but we'll get into at least.
Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Yeah, because there's just no way she could.
Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Well, because she said, like your therapist recommended you for it,
and then you took like a.
Speaker 7 (01:23:13):
Therapist recommended me. No, I took. I took the test
with a psychologist. It was three hours.
Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
But that's a weird thing for a psychologist to administer,
and administer it, I mean, yeah, it's I guess they could.
Speaker 9 (01:23:28):
But wait, did you go?
Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
Did you do it online?
Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
No, well that's not that's not the school library. It's
not a thing you can do. It is, well, it
shouldn't be. I went to a I went to an
actual MENSA organized event at a local library. It's a
sit down, paper and cool guy. Yes, yeah, yeah, I
hate learning and being smart, but it check this out.
Speaker 12 (01:23:52):
I having an iPhone, I'll tell me the same I'm
talking about the premise here that your psychologist said, which,
by the way, psychologists total scam right menace? Uh who said, smart,
let me spend me, let me bill you for three
hours and to sit down with you with a test.
Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
So that's that's one scenario. It's not my scenario. So
I have questions.
Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Okay, so what what?
Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
What actually happened? So I so I was talking to
my therapist and we were all good, and I was
talking about how the fact that I grew up feeling
really dumb. I was never in a gift to class
because I had all kinds of learning problems, but even
nobody cared about that stuff back then, and now everyone's
so precious. And we talked about it, and she goes,
do you want to do you want me to administer
(01:24:36):
the actual i Q test, like the real one? She
gave you an IQ test, not a MENSA test.
Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Correct.
Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
And then when I got my score, which was shocking, Eer,
I do have a number. I looked it up and
I said, oh my god, I qualify for a card.
That isn't that big of a deal and we shouldn't
bring up that much. And I have my MENSA acceptance letter,
and I have all of my credentials, and she's even.
Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Got a photocopy of her card that's hanging up above
her desk in the office.
Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
It just sounds like a conflict of interest because because
it's someone who wants you to feel better, they know
that you had, like you said, an inferior complex.
Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
Right, But she's not. It's not subjective, she's adding, she's
totaling it. I'm not flowers for Algernon. It's it's actually
I know that book. I shouted that book out before
on the show.
Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
I'd be interested in an objective third party.
Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
I'd be very interested. Say hi to Dawn, good morning,
don Hi, Hi, good morning everybody.
Speaker 13 (01:25:40):
Yeah I heard.
Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
I am not impressed by people that want to tell
me that their dogs have papers American.
Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Yeah. I have a tech career company and people always
want to tell me.
Speaker 9 (01:25:57):
And I'm like, you know what, I.
Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Love that much just as much as I do that
pure bread. So I really didn't care. Tell her what's up? Yeah,
if it ain't purebread, it ain't right. Wow, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, don't there aren't not too much.
Don't impress menace money? Yeah, you know where that thank
(01:26:22):
you that the we go home now I guess I'm
in mensa right, pure bread, right, Yep, that's it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
I'm not impressed when people brag about their kids and
how they're in advanced classes, then complain about all the
work they have to do. Du smart kids have more work,
thank you. Uh seven one four. People who brag about
how much they work either here you're not hustling, you're
getting screwed.
Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
Yeah, or again you're or you're just running on a
treadmill and doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
Three one seven says being vegan, Shut up, thank you.
Two O Thracian. A few of these not impressed with
your tesla at this point.
Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
No, no, un oh, I'm so impressed and horny just
because they're the best.
Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
They're the best looking vehicles in the road. They are
very cool. My kid built it in roadblocks, yeah, when
he was four.
Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
Very popular game. People who are in their mid twenties
bragging about traveling, but their parents are paying for all
the trips. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Anything that you're bragging about that you didn't pay for yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
This goes for a lot of influencers too. You know
these people will go like, oh, well here I am
at the season the multi coast.
Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
Yeah. No, like who cares.
Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Yeah, a lot of stuff about Yeah, not impressed by
a number of followers that came in.
Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
People who brag about not drinking soda cool. Oh yeah
I don't drink so I'll have that's poison.
Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
People that you know bragg about how much.
Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
They go to the gym. Cool.
Speaker 8 (01:27:54):
I don't ever want to hear about the gym period, and.
Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
I know it's played out to talk about for a reason.
I don't want to hear about cross Yeah, none of it.
Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
I don't hear much about that anymore on the show.
For you're the first person.
Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Because the founder a CrossFit, I think he dropped an
end bomb or something. And then it's kind of a
lot of CrossFit gyms de affiliated. No longer cool to
take a sledgehammer, hit a tire with.
Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
It, to do this, to do wiggly arms with the
rope ropes, because you're bat right, Yeah, eight four woody
text us over to two two ninety seven more flowing
in on the text If you want to call in, great,
we'll get some more again. The question what's something that
people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you at all?
(01:28:36):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody text, shouldn't I.
Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
Just man up and stop being a whining cleef boy?
Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Oh, good one on good one on the text.
Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Good question.
Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you.
Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
You've got a podcast? Cool?
Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Right? Who does?
Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
Every a hole on Earth? It seems, has a podcast?
Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Everybody and like ninety nine point eight percent of them
suck yeah and aren't profitable. Nobody's really making money on podcasts.
I mean there's a very small group of people else, Brothers,
that's about it.
Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
I'm saying there are some people that make some some money,
some decent money from the podcast, but like the number
of people compared to the number of people who have
a podcast is like, Yeah, it's like saying you're you're
going to be an all star athlete or a movie
star or whatever. You're gonna win an oscar or I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
Going to be an influencer. That's how you make my money,
right Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
So I yeah, I definitely agree with that. On your
dreams menus, here's one from the Texas name dropping people.
Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
That they know.
Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Yeah, tells me that all the time, but not famous people.
Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
It's not even like it just other like, oh well,
kind of maybe that that kind of goes to your
thing about the You know a guy who owns a restaurant.
I know the owner of the rest right, how little
they paid attention or tried in school? Yeah, honor having
friends who are black or gay or Jewish or whatever.
It helps me helps me, well, I think, well, because
(01:30:10):
I think it's like people feel like it makes them
more diverse, more diverse, tolerant. It paints them in a
way that they find to be flattering. It's like, oh,
they have gay friends, like cool, awesome, how many people
they've had sex with?
Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Uh'd be pretty cool for women too, or just men.
It has to a degree of degree of difficulty.
Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Oh okay, this is another slam at Seabast not impressed
with chubby guys that say they only sleep with sevens
and above eight and above.
Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Yeah, that's a different guy. That's not a brag. That's
saying what I would like to do. Like I have
a friend who's they call him handholders, like girls will
be willing to see with in public holding hands. Oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Oh yeah, this is another good one. This is from
the six five seven people that brag about how expensive
it is to live in their city. It's not a competition. Sorry,
you're miserable and you're an expensive town.
Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
Well yeah, people say.
Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
They'd like to one up each other on that stuff
because it makes them feel I think like, oh, well
they're better off.
Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
Yes, I think you're absolutely right, And the same as oh.
Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
You think your traffic is bad. Everybody lives in a
food town. Oh it's a great food town. Everybody's traffic
is the worst. Yeah, everything super expensive. We're getting I
do love food towns though.
Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Oh people that brag about how they've never eaten the
McDonald's or they don't.
Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
They don't. I don't eat fast food. I instantly hate you.
And I don't want to tell by how they got mad.
This one's definitely mine.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
How they got mad and threw their phone against a
wall or into a river, impulsively destroying something expensive. Yeah
I didn't say it was cool.
Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
I've done that.
Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Yeah, you know, headphones or the keyboard that one time.
Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
I would have loved to see that.
Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
You've cut chords with scissors.
Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Oh yeah, well, because I was trying to rip the
piece of equipment out of the studio. It was in
the on the on air studio and they it was
just not working. They wouldn't listen, wouldn't fix, wouldn't fix.
I'm like, get this thing out of here, so I
want to go rip it out. And the one cord
just wouldn't come loose from yanking it. So I grabbed
the scissors and I cut it, and then I threw
it out the studio door down the hallway.
Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
I was so mad. A falcony. Yeah, just for fun.
This one says how fast and irresponsibly they drive ignorance,
like I don't understand computers.
Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
That's for nerds to worry about. Or you know how
amazing your baby is. That's another one's coming through. When
people claim and they are proud about how they never
read books, that could also be targeted to me. I'm
not proud about it. I buy books with the intention
of reading them, and they look, no I have. It's
(01:32:56):
not even for how they look. I buy them because
I'm legitimately interested in reading them. And then there they
said I have the joy of cooking.
Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
Yeah, yeah, how's that going. It's awesome. Yeah, I just
keep it on the table, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
Well, anyway, thank you everybody for your for your feedback
on that Oh yeah, people that use the word beamer here. Oh,
people that bragg they've been to Japan. I think that
one's at you menace.
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
We don't bragg that we've been. We said that your
daily mention of Japan.
Speaker 7 (01:33:33):
Go to Japan and learn from it.
Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
Yeah, what he shows next?
Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Hang on, we'll be right, We'll be right.
Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
We'll be right back. So what do you show? Recommended
by seven out of three mathematicians. It's seven out of three.
Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
Recommended by three out of seven mathematicians.
Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
There you go, that's not very good.
Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
Show some stuff in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Thirty six years after the o G came out, Beetlejuice
back killed it. The open the weekend, as we already heard,
but one hundred and ten million. Well here's the thing
I thought was pretty interesting. It's the third best opening
weekend of the year so far, behind Inside Out Too
and Deadpool. But here's the fun fact. The original Beetlejuice
opening weekend made eight million dollars. This one did one
hundred and ten up against something I'm going and this
(01:34:18):
is a nineteen eighty eight. It went on to make
seventy seven million. That sounds like nothing now, right, because
it wasn't super popular when it came out in theaters.
It wasn't until like afterwards the cult clastic right exactly. Also,
Michael Keaton says he's going to start using his real
name professionally, So get ready for Michael Keaton Douglas.
Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
Why now, Yeah, that's weird. I did watch it. I'll
give it a six out of ten. There's just so
many different stories going on within it. But I wasn't terrible.
I love the original, Yeah, but this one it just
had like, I don't know, four different stories happening within
the movie, and I think they could at least drop
two of them.
Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Yeah, but again, still worth watching. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
I think we're gonna take the kids this weekend. Yeah,
because everybody in our house they're all Beetle Juice fans, Beetlejuice.
My daughter was beele Juice for Halloween Love.
Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
Yeah. I think she'll enjoy it, babe.
Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Yeah, a Goony sequel. Yes, it has been greenlit and
the original cast is set to return. Production can start
next year, with the hope of the movie getting the
theaters either in twenty twenty six or twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Way does this mean Corey Feldman's getting acting?
Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
Sean Yeah, Brolin, Yeah, Sean Aston, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen,
Corey Feldman and k Hoy Kwan.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
The guy who played Sloth, he died back in nineteen
eighty nine. He was only thirty eight years old. But
they just found another giant guy and put us a menace.
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
You could do it?
Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
Yeah, I'm down. But yeah, how are you gonna corral
Corey Feldman? Yeah, he's gonna have time with all the touring.
They'll give him. They'll give him a little time. He'll
be like he'll be a gas station. Yeah, Like he
lives in a different area and they'll just like hemp
popping or something.
Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
Now every expecting the Oasis reunion to blow up as
soon as Liam and Noel Gallagher start fighting. Yeah, it's
going to happen, but for now, Liam went to war
over the weekend with Oasis fans the fans Yeah, in
a response to people complaining about the price and availability
of tickets. When somebody accused the band of ripping off fans,
Liam said, shut up. However, a separate message, Liam said
(01:36:22):
that he was bummed that some fans got left out
but I mean, well, look when you get a ticket
like that, Yeah, we do. Like Lincoln Park's doing a
show for the first time in seven years. Guess what,
it's a hot ticket yea. And people want to get
to the earlier shows on this one just because what's
the chance like Morsey showing up, like yeah, what's the chance?
Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
I got a couple of my friends are going to
the Manchester shows, which aren't till like July eleven, So
it's very luck.
Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Thanks to the Ticketmaster dynamic pricing system they're saying, is
they just the pricing based on market conditions aka supplying
the man Oasis tickets are crazy expensive, crazy expense. Go
back to the nostalgia movie stuff. McCaulay Culkin is going
on tour. Yes, he's gonna be talking home alone.
Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Because he has a band too. I've seen him play Yeah,
the Velvet Pizza Underground yep.
Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
The show, billed as a Nostalgic Night with McCauley Culkin,
kicks off November thirtieth and Buffalo, New York, and ends
up December fifteenth. In Massachusetts. Pre sale starts today. The
shows include a screening in the movie followed by a
Q and a with the audience. There's also gonna be
a VIP package that includes a photo op with mccauleay Culkin.
Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
Think what I would ask?
Speaker 8 (01:37:33):
You know, what more do we need to know about?
Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:37:35):
Well, Greg, how about a decade worth of Milicuna stories.
Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
Oh yeah, true, that is true, Like you had sex
with milicunas. Yeah, I had done well.
Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
She was like in that seventies show primarily family Family Guy. Yeah,
family guy.
Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
Yeah. Private her career.
Speaker 7 (01:37:55):
The whole time she was banging mcaullay cul he was
doing nothing.
Speaker 8 (01:38:00):
He does have gay energy. Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
He did that gay movie what was it called Monster Mans?
Greg is the most perfect what in the world.
Speaker 8 (01:38:09):
She's the most perfect woman in the world.
Speaker 5 (01:38:11):
Yeah. Even do a gay guy like Greg go straight
for her?
Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Seeing the Gomez is officially a billionaire, noise she is. Yeah,
that's thanks to her beauty and cosmetics brand, not from
her other stuff. She started Rare Beauty four You're I'm
sorry Rare Beauty. This is four years ago and already
cracked the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, has her net worth listed
at one point three billion dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
This seems to be how else celebrities do it. This
is how Rihanna did it.
Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
This is Kyle makeup. It's makeup.
Speaker 8 (01:38:40):
You're busy in the lab the lap, George.
Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
Clooney did it, and Reynolds did it.
Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpsons.
Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
So why don't we just do it makeup?
Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Well, look, Tom Sigura and birth There're gonna be billionaires
of this vodka.
Speaker 7 (01:38:54):
Yeah, I just need to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Just do that.
Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
On a side note, only Murders in the Building has
been renewed. There's gonna be a season five.
Speaker 7 (01:39:02):
I thought they were so over that because Steve Martin's dead,
He's legally dead.
Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
When Landy Wilson was first getting really popular, she was
off in tease for having a big old butt. Then
she started working out. She lost a few pounds, which
you know, made her ass smaller, and now some fans
are mad about that. One had the nerve to ask her,
and I quote, what happened to that back door turd
cutter you had? That's what I would say, what happened
to which she replied, why are you worried about my
(01:39:29):
turd cutter? Worry about your own cut your own turds?
Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
Yeah, yeah, can you tell everyone who Laney Wilson is, Well.
Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
She's in the Yellowstone. Yeah, no, she's a country That's
why I figureed because made us know this country stuff. No,
I thought, you're honestly, you know who's having the same backlash?
Is what the hell's her name? Honestly? Who is it?
Bb Rex is No, not bb Rex? No, it's not Lizzo?
Is it turd Cutter? I ice, it's going through the
(01:39:57):
same thing. Got too skinny, she got too skinny, and
then people are talking about her butt constantly.
Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Yeah, Lennie Wilson mean, like you know, she got She
was already popular before Yellowstone, but Yellostone really pushed her
over the top.
Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
I've never seen one second Yellowstone, but Jerky rules I
did start Tulsa King. Oh you did.
Speaker 8 (01:40:18):
Instant A plus instant addiction.
Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Yeah, that's that's what I've been telling To be fair,
he told us about two weeks before what he did.
That's no, that's true, And like, dude, you got to
watch the show. You see him coming out in a week.
Surprisingly hilarious, NBC has announced Jimmy Fallons Tonight Show is
gonna tape and air episodes four nights a week instead
of five. That's good, which I mean Jimmy Kimmel does this,
(01:40:44):
Stephen Colbert does it, Seth Myers the Daily Show. They're
all on four day schedules. They could be on one.
Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
The creators of south Park say they're going to hold
off on any new episodes until after the election. They
say they can't think of anything new they can say
about Donald Trump. Quote it's in Porton, but kind of
takes over everything.
Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
And we just have less fun.
Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Menis, have you gotten on the Casa Founders Club yet?
Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
No? Everybody else has.
Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
I've got so I have an official Casa bonit so
the which is the subject of an early south Park
episode where they read and they're doing a documentary about Cassaba.
Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
Too that taste drive you brought in the.
Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
But it's an actual restaurant in Denver, right and they
now pre released reservations still start next week. I'm on
the Founder's Club card, Menace. I know you want to
be an influencer and be there, Dude. I know four
different people that got the Founder's cards, and yeah, I
have yet to receive an.
Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Email to take five.
Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
I might have to take Menace as my date.
Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
I'll stress up, I put out And finally here Keith
Urban was trying to say how much he loves Miley
Cyrus's vocals, but it came off kind of awkwardly, and
I this is what I would say, because I don't
like her voice. He said, I love that voice. Man,
she sounds like an ash tray. And it meant that
as a compliment. Hell well, because kind that.
Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
I like it too, I hate it.
Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
And it was on a it was on some Australian
radio show. Is pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Now do you hate it when she's speaking or do
you actually hate it? But she's singing.
Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
She sounds like a dude when she's speaking.
Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
So anyway, the show and then when she and then when.
Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
She's singing, she sounds even more like really, do think
she's hot though?
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
No, no, she's great.
Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Oh god, a lot of a lot of dudes think
she's hot.
Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
No, no, she's got a good body for sure.
Speaker 4 (01:42:31):
Yeah, but then she opens her mouth, she's a yeah, no,
thank you. All right, time to check in on the birthday.
See what's happening there, and of course your porno birthday.
Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Show.
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It's sure birthday, it's shiver. We're gonna sit thee. She
was like, it's sure birthday.
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And you know we don't do He's starting with the celebrities.
Happy birthday to Ryan Phillippy.
Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
He is a fifty years old looks twenty seven.
Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
He's a director in Madonna's ex husband, Guy Ritchie is
fifty six. Colin Firth is sixty four. Randy Johnson, the
Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher, he was known as the
Big Unit. Okay right, I mean he's sixty one. Joe Perry,
the guitarist for Aerosmith, is seventy four. Legendary rapper Big
Daddy Kane is fifty six. Country singer Ashley Monroe is
(01:43:25):
thirty eight. And Bill O'Reilly, the political commentator Hawk show host,
he's seventy five.
Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
Did she have sex with him? Greg, Bill o'reiley? Did
I have sex with him? Yes? We had a long affair. Yes.
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I don't think you'd like it. He's definitely a gay
porn star, but I don't think you like him. It's
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God, I can't even see that far. But he's disgusting.
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He's old, white and ball. But what do you think
about the penis? I can't really, I can't say investigate.
It's like it's probably in the eight range. Yeah, what
do you think.
Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
I mean?
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Size wise, yes, Harry, but it kind of has a weird.
Speaker 7 (01:44:44):
Shape or man, one of those dudes think just because
they have a big pen everything else is forgivable.
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It's not. No face is gross. And yeah, porn's not
done for women, clearly. Yeah not this one.
Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
Yeah, that's Drew sy Bash and he's fifty years old
today and out of your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is Look at what's happening in the world.
Of entertainment. This morning, we are the wood Show. We're
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Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
For you tomorrow. Another one of these random ask Greg questions. Right,
Like Greg gets these random thoughts and he throws it
out there. This one is about survivor's guilt.
Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
Yeah, I've heard about that. You know, like there's a
some kind of accident, a plane crash or something, and
there's one person that survives, right, and the end up
having survivors guilders. One person survives a car wreck, Yeah,
and how they get survivor's guilt. So Greg has a
question around that, and of course all the other stuff
we got for you, plus whatever you leave for us
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Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
All right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.
Speaker 8 (01:46:34):
Please you have vinyl records are groovy?
Speaker 7 (01:46:38):
Thinks you did that?
Speaker 5 (01:46:38):
Get it?
Speaker 12 (01:46:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
I get it. They just you know, it's weird. I've
you know, read it.
Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
Of course I've seen videos and stuff about how they
make them and everything and they literally just press it.
Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
Yeah yeah, how how like how does that work?
Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
How does that make sound?
Speaker 5 (01:46:55):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Like I got to say, I would make like some
kind of sound, but like to where you can hear
like all the instruments and the vocal.
Speaker 5 (01:47:00):
Yeah, the right tone and everything else. It's like, wow,
they figured that out like a long time, I know,
like back from the stone age. I know. Crazy. All right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that.
Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day, s
MD double M.
Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
I quit this bitch.
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
By good morning everybody. It is Tuesday. It's September tenth,
twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome, We are the Woody Show.
My name is what that is Greg Gory? Hi Wooding,
you have menace?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
What is up?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
There is sea bad? Yeah, Sammy is here. There's Gina
grad He we got bored. Caroline Morgan our associate producer.
Vaughn is our video producer. And thank you for being
here giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
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forty four Woody, you can hit us up with the
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show today. Fat Chick Skinny Chick, Yes, huge, Yeah. We
used to do this a lot, and then we went
through like a whole Fat Chick Skinny Chick drought, and
by popular demand, we did it to what about a
couple months ago, I'd say, yeah, and then we were
bringing it back today for only the second time in
a handful of years.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
So that's happening.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Your trending news headline some of the entertainment stuff Birthday's
porn of Birthday, all happening this morning here on the
Woody Show. All right, so, Greg Woodie, where do you
not want to live? I'm gonna give you some places
that you're just gonna want to cross right off your
list not want to live because these are America's buggiest cities.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
That's where I want it.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Is with the most bugs. This is like some data
collected from you know how many people are calling for
exterminators Which areas have the worst bug infestation problems? Now,
the majority of the ten Buggy of cities are also
among the most sweat inducing metros. So humid, with six
(02:20):
of the top ten spots in Texas or Florida. Oh god,
all right, so number ten is Tampa.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
All right?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Then he got Miami and.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
West Palm Beach number eight, Charlotte at number seven, Austin,
Texas at number six, Houston, Texas at number five, Baltimore
at number four, number three, Dallas number two, Washington, d C.
And the number one Buggy of city and SeaBASS used
(02:49):
to live here in Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Really yeah, surprises.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Me because I could see those, you know, Baltism, Baltimore
in DC just because it is the swamp as they say, literally,
and of course anywhere on the Gulf. But yeah, Atlanta
because we don't have any giant bodies of water. It's
just kind of the middle of Did you find it
buggy when you lived there?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
I found it. I grew up in Nashville, not far north,
and it was about the same.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I mean, anytime I've been to Florida, I've seen bugs.
I've never seen anywhere else.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
You told me, because I have yet to step foot
in Florida. And like I've said, everything I've seen about
it on TV or movies looks like paradise.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I think you would love.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
The bugs would absolutely keep me from so much as visit.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
The difference is between central Florida, you know, which is
all lakes and green and yeah, but if you get
on the coasts where you got the ocean breeze that
really tempers the bugs.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I mean you got lizards. But and people have the
cage in their pools, right, Greg, I mean, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
If you fly that, if you fly into the Orlando airport,
that's all you see is every house has a giant
you know, right for bugs essentially, that's.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Why because of all the bugs. Otherwise you just can't
be out there and just enjoying it.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
That's that would absolutely alter my lifestyle. That would suck.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, something else for you this morning, and you could
text over to two two nine eighty seven. Let us
know what it is for you? What are you better
at than most people?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
So?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What are you better at than let's say eighty percent
of people?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Like so things?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm really good at parallel parking. Yeah, rule driver, dude,
But like parallel parking, I excel, like I rule at it.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I don't even need that.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Do you just do one back in and we're done.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, that's it. Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't need these fancy backup cameras or anything like that.
This old school. I'm really great at packing a suitcase,
you know, texting and driving. I brought up that I'm
really good at that. Also guessing what particular year a
song came out.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Oh, I'm pretty good if it's as if it's between
nineteen eighty five and two thousand.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, that's that's still pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I mean, because anybody else's wheelhouse, like whatever your wheelhouse
is for music, Like, would you be able to get as.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Accurate as I can.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I don't think you can.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I don't think so. Look, I suck at everything else.
Give me these four things. Yeah, ah, you're good at grilling. Yeah,
but I wouldn't say that I'm better that. I wouldn't
put that as I'm better than like eighty percent of people.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Speaking of that, what are we getting our wireless electric smoker?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, yeah, there was that indoor one?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Right?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Did you see the g one? Did you see I
got as a cure? Yeah, we got to find a
place to.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Put it because we already have like five currgs in
this office.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Well, this is the one for us. Yeah, one, nice one.
Well plug it in the office there. Well, I was
going to ask you because we have that printer that's
above the refrigerator. Do you we use that aim? Oh yeah,
oh we still do because I thought that would be
a use it. Use it every day and we have
limited counter space. Yeah, that's why we put another appliance
to the coffee station. Yeah, but it can sit up
(05:44):
against the wall. We'll figure out.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We'll figure it out. G Yeah, we'll figure we should
embrace it. Well, just just around the room. What is
something that you think you're better at than eighty percent
of people out there.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Such a good question.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
I think I'm better at putting on fake eyelashes than
most people pop them on and.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Most that's so hard. I can't do that. Yea, so hard.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
I feel good about that.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I would think I'm putting like contacts and would be
a pain the ass. I've never done it, never even
tried contacts. It's just rock glasses.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
Oh, I'm ye.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
The anticipation of keeping your eye open while you have
the contact lens on the tip of your finger and
like just I don't know.
Speaker 10 (06:22):
Yeah, yeah, it takes a while.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh, untangling things, I'm really good, Like really yeah. My
daughter has like a couple of those really thin necklaces
and those always get twisted around. I am a master
at untangled.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I am bringing in so much stuff for you to
untangle all my jewelries like that.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
It's done. Yeah, I'm actually really good at it.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
The The tip is the pro tip get a couple
of like safety pins and open them up and then
kind of use those as tools because like your fingers
are not small enough to really kind of like you
but you can start pulling things apart seeing.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Where the knot is.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yea, and I love it. I'll sit there like i'll
people get in the puzzles yeah, stuff yeah, or like
you know, cables behind stuff, corded headphones, Christmas lights.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I mean, you name its fantastic garbage.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
I'm pretty good at putting together, like furniture and kids toys.
I know a lot of people don't like putting together furniture.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
I love it.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
It's the same way like what you like. You said,
it's like a puzzle. I love it and I can
kids toys.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Give it to me.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
I'll put it together.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
That could be a good service, especially when your kids
are younger and get all the stuff that requires assembly.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
He's give me a task rabbit free time.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Well, medicine is at one point like his goal in
life is to get to a point where he no
longer had to assemble furniture.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, and I never want to do that ever again.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
The directions always suck some random.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Then you have to figure it out and you're like,
I see what's happening here, All right, let's go.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You love it.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
By the way, I'm also pretty great at picking the
slowest line, no matter where you.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Are amazing, that's a human condition. And then there's some
old lady with a check book.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah anybody else? What are you better out than eighty
percent of people?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Mine is so stupid. The older I get, I just
become worse at everything. But I would say plating, you know,
so like you know, my parents visited recently and they
love sees candies. And instead of just opening the box
and going here you go, I took like a nice
white plate, I poured coffee beans on it and like
nestled the chocolate. Oh my god, because I want everything
(08:27):
to be a little elevated, almost America exactly. And I
told you when I eat dinner alone, I get stuff
to go and then I come home and I don't
eat it out of the container.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I'll like replate it.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'm very gay.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Wow, I know I told you.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Affair Yeah any of me? Yes, I told you Mine
is stupid.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
No, that's hilarious. Also, like we were telling us yesterday about
how like uh like your parents will be at your house,
so you have guess at your house and even they
can't sit on.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
The one on the one couch. I know, I'm very strict.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Weird.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Do they have to make that bad in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
No, are you sure positive?
Speaker 8 (09:06):
But I do do like turn down service and like
on the lights at nightfast.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I almost almost instantly regret asking question.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I would say obviously logic and and and problem solving,
of course. But the jewelry thing reminded me of something
where you talk about like untangling things. I'm really great
at throwing things away that belong to other people. Now
this which might sound odd, but like our our gym
and our apartment complex, every month somebody will bring in
(09:36):
something that is just like an old an old bench
that that there's just clutter. They're like, well, I brought
this with me, and I don't want to keep it
up my units someone exactly. It happens all the time
with like old ready yoga mats, because we have our
own yoga mats at the gym that are all color
coordinated in match greg right. And then every month you'll
see some of them, see some raggedy old like broken.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Piece of blue foam, and I'm very good at looking.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Around seeing what doesn't belong, and then.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
I have no problem with grabbing that and taking it
right to the trash. It happened with some like some
somebody brought in some pull down ropes that we're all
tangled up for the cable machine is like, nope, I
hate that.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
When I'm at the gym, I know people dump their
unwanted I hate that. Very good about I guess keeping
order publicly.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Here's one Someone says, I have an odd talent for
judging volume, Like I can look at a pot of
leftover soup and know exactly what container to grab to
put it in. That's pretty good. He's just so random,
I says, looking at someone directly in the face while
you're talking and not hearing a single thing. Everybody, nice, Oh,
(10:42):
I've altcho This is pretty impressive. I don't need an
alarm clock to wake up, that's kind of at that point.
But no, that's that's for like only for like waking
up for work. But if you said I have a
flight tomorrow and I got to get up by seven am,
could you say I'm gonna wake up at seven am
and then you wake up. I know somebody who can
do that. Well, I don't know how they.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Do it, even take that red yeah right, I would
never try it.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, because I'm thinking, like, are you just waking up
like every couple of minutes, just to see if it's
can sweat, right, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
That's what I call Sunday sleep, just staring at the cloth.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
This person says, throwing a frisbee. This one says, bitching
about stuff? What are you better at than eighty percent
of people? Someone here says spelling lucky?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh wow, so lucky. Yeah, I'm throwing a frisbee. Did
I say that? Yeah? Okay, sorry, I.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
On the opposite side of bitching. I think I'm probably
eighty percent better than most people at finding like the
silver lining. Like, but hey, at least we got you know,
fill in the blank. It's not appreciated, Joe.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That might be another good opportunity to bring up something
we haven't done for a long time. We used to
do Greg's good news stories.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
It was yeah, Greg Gory's silver lining story.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, so Greg would bring up a good news story
and we'd all have to try to find a way
to crap on it, which.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Every time I think they're bulletproof, Like there's nothing wrong
with this.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Little kids saved another little kid four earning or something.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
This might be good we can find like seabats, you
can find some terrible story. Yeah, and then we can
have Gina try to find the silver lining in that stong.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
It would be immersion.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, do that all right? So on the text,
what are you better out than eighty percent of people?
Hit us up two two nine eight seven. That's two
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Speaker 4 (12:49):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. On this Tuesday morning. It is September tenth,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
They call me Woody. That's great, gory h men's good
morning to you. Good morning, Woody we've got Sea Bass,
We've got Sam Morning. There is Gina Gret Good morning.
It was full time member of the Woodie Show. You
are here, that's great.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Appreciate that eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number.
If you want to call in, you can text in
over to two two nine eighty seven. This hour, Fat Chick,
Skinny Chick.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
It's a game that we've only played. This will be
twice in the past at least five years, Yes, exactly.
But we're gonna be doing much more because it's I'm
just gonna reminded how much fun it is my wife.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
It's of all the things that we do on a
regular basis, all the things.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
That we have done.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's our favorite thing.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Saying something I know, Well, women love this game more
than anybody else.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, I know that's the thing. While I told you,
then while I'll give you the whole origin story of it,
like how kind of came to be with that'll be
coming up here in just a little bit. I do
have a couple of things. The one to bring up.
Number one, I have your Sammy for Employee of the Month. Yeah,
it's official.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Picture from well.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
We had to get a picture because she refused to
take one yesterday.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Refused to take one?
Speaker 7 (14:13):
You did, no, I forgot.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
And then when I was running out take a look
at the picture to meet the AC guy, which I
got my AC fixed, yay. I said to Morgan, hey,
don't we need to take that picture? And she was like, oh,
we can.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Just do it.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
In the morning.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
They came in and I said, hey, let's take the picture.
She said, oh, they already grabbed one for you.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
That's beautiful. So here's here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
It's a very flattering picture. So here here's the thing.
I gave that plaque to Morgan at two o'clock in
the morning yesterday. Okay, so from two am until she
left here after the show was over yesterday, she could
have taken the two seconds to take a picture, but
Morgan said she kept blowing it off. She didn't have
the time.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Doesn't take that long.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yeah, who's telling the truth?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
And tell you? Uh, let me, let me let me
get more more.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I have a comment as well, Sammy, I did ask twice.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
You did, and but it was during times when I
was walking into her studio doing stuff, passing, passing things
out or whatever, and we were doing stuff and.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Take a picture? How long?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Take thirty seconds? Yeah, and then she didn't you know,
here's the thing, she didn't have her glam squad. Yeah,
we saw what happened that photo shoot, which comments on
that the reason, by the way, the photo that we
posted on the instagram yesterday. Uh, you know, we had
to do this photo shoot for Gina's announcement. In the
whole thing. Uh, there's a there. There were a bunch
of pictures taken. We had big group photos, we have
everything else. They selected for whatever reason, the press release
(15:36):
this one, and people like, well, what happened to Sammy?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
What happened to Morgan?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Nothing? They're here, they're in the.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Same rules that they've always had.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, yeah, sports here, Caroline cos here, like, yeah, everybody's
still here. But yeah, for whatever reason, but she brought
like a suitcase full of stuffy.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
How those pictures came out so wow?
Speaker 9 (16:00):
Because they're they I don't look good.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
See. So this is my comment. Now try life, I
chime in. I believe that Sammy very nice person but
is secretly vain. But yeah, I'm.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Sorry that I don't want to do a photo shoot
after waking up at two o'clock in the morning, working
all day looking haggard as hell, and then trying to
pull myself together when I know I'm not going to
be able to, and then look like trash in pictures
because I have a little eye because it happens when
I'm tired, and then it shows up and I'm really
bad at doing makeup, and I know that if I
don't do makeup, nothing shows up on camera. It's very
(16:37):
different than real life. And then it looks really bad, so.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
That I had to do my makeup. This is good
at doing makeup.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Let me tell you what this is.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
This is when the person goes, I can't gain weight
is talking to us.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah, but I can't gain her reaction trigger.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
Yes, I'm so triggered. You guys have no idea. I
got the pictures in my email yesterday and they're like
pick one and I'm just throw them in the trash.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Oh see.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
I think the reason it's hard to feel sorry for
you is because you are cute as a button and
you have corn silk hair. So it's like, how is
Sammy not happy with you?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Sammy's totally that girl where like, hey, can you take
a photo of me? And then you do it and
then you're staying there for fifteen minutes because she's gone
through the photo like.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
I'm actually not that person.
Speaker 10 (17:19):
I don't I'll take one picture and then I'll say whatever,
it's fine. I won't take any more because I don't
like it, and then I won't do anything with it.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
So I'm just not a.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
Picture person because I won't spend the fifteen minutes to
get one that I like.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Try being a person who looks like people with food
poisoning feel okay and then and then come talk to
me about your problems. This is like tiny eye.
Speaker 8 (17:40):
It's like you watch porn and people say, oh, that
dude has a small d and you think, oh, he
so does not Sammy, you don't look bad.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
What are you talking?
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I got to see these pictures.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
I'm not okay, and there's no Yeah, there's no problem
of wanting to look good. There's no problem with that.
I go. But I'm saying little Vang.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I got a I got a special delivery from Ryan
Seacrest yesterday. All right, he just debuted on wheel of forty.
Look at this, so he sent this.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Uh oh those are the those are the yeah letters
you're giving.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
The bonus route.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
L boxes Wheel of Fortune R S T L N
M E. And I have not opened this yet because
I forgot to open it together. Yeah, would you guys
watch Ryan last night?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah? I posted a clip. It looks good.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The set's different.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah, and he came out there, you know, and looks
like he and Vanner are getting along. That's important. Yeah,
that's it's very important. I'm happy for man. Ryan.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Tell you, man, you can have your opinion on Ryan
Seacrest for whatever reason, whether you hit an American idol
or whatever. You're tired of seeing him because he's on everything.
But he's such a he really is a nice guy.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Like he is.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
He's a genuine dude. He's been nothing but nice. And
now he sends a gift. I mean, come on, what is.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
That's the sound of the box. There's a wheel? Is
it in cake form? Though? Doesn't look Oh that is sweet? Wow?
Look at that? That? Oh nice?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Okay, that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
There's a wheel. Wow? Oh there's and there's a is
there fortune? Okay?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
No, there's the wheel fortune socks hell? Yeah, okay, there's
some wheel fortune socks crest. There's a little pin like
for a backpack of whatever. Little bankrupt spawn.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Oh nice. Anybody sounds like board board? Do you want this?
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Oh that's great?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Yeah, what has a lot of pins? I'll take it
all right, let's see what have we got here? Oh
I almost I just say this one. Oh it's a
van of white uh pop of white pump? Yeah? Nice?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Look at that easy from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, van of White funko pop. All right, Oh, Greg,
I think this would be for you.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Okay, it's a wheel fortune mug.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
That's cool. We just got that's right, everything's coming out.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
This is working out perfectly.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Oh it's a color changing imprint. Fill the hot beverage
and watch a change. Okay. Yeah, so it's like the puzzle.
It's like the puzzle board. Not nice. Isn't that fun? Yeah?
All right, yeah that's what he said. Hold on kidding.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
And then I'm not sure what this a whole lot
that's what he wishes. And I tell you what, this
is like a nice little setup. I don't know what
this other thing is.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
These might be coasters?
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they are wheel coasters.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Oh you want those? You're a big fan of coasters?
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Yeah, like little Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, look look at these?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Nice those are those are nice.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
In the office.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Those are cool.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Those are awesome. Not that we need coasters here.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
They're very they're very Now here's the one thing. It's
gonna be bad luck.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
This looks to be a wheel fortune umbrella.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
It looks like so when it opens up, it looks
like ever you see yourself in the face. What wow?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
And it says bankrupt. It has all the numbers, lose
a turn. What does the blue ones say?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Up there?
Speaker 7 (21:30):
The yeah play that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
It's very nice. That's awesome. It's very nice.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I mean, I know they send these things to everybody,
but but still it's good.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Ryan came in to collect his pen.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
He delivered it himself.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Of course he has people for that, but the marching
oars are like, make sure what he gets. This might
be a f Ryan really wanted to make sure that
what he got this and so you know, send him
a text when you get it.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I was like, all right, So I sent him a text.
I said thank you. He goes, did you open it?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I said no, I'll open it tomorrow or on the air.
But he loves this kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, yeah, first yeah, so Sam, I got a plaque.
Don't look at don't look at our Instagram Sammy show.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
What did you post the plan?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh you posted the plaque?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, great pick.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
By the way, I had the most I did have
the most fun yesterday.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
You were in the comments section on on the post
announcing Gina.
Speaker 9 (22:33):
Oh yeah, you were having a lot of fun that.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Because here's the thing, I just I just don't care.
And you know I love that stuff anyway, So all
that kind of crossroady kind of stuff. Uh, you know,
for anybody who's like still all but hurt and whatever
it's been three months, go to home depot, get some stuff,
build a bridge, get over it.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You know.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Like my favorite of your comments was when somebody said, wow,
what he's posting a lot, you know, replying to a
lot of comments, and he said, maybe I do have
a hobby.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Right, I'm not replying to anymore today.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
That that was done.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
That was yesterday and today and like today we move on,
you know what I mean, medicine, I were talking about it.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
But I tell you yesterday it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
If you want, if you want some good reading, you
can you can check out that Instagram post pho. Oh
it's the Sami photo. Yeah, that's call. We're gonna take
a break and then we're gonna play around a fat
chick skinny chick.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
This is the show. Yeah, all right, well, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Hi, and we have a contest ready to go. We've
only done this contest once in the last I don't know,
handful of years. This will be the second time. Wow,
in the last handful of years. Ladies and gentlemen, it
is time to play fat chick skinny chick. This game
(23:55):
actually came to me as an idea after talking to
a personal trainer and this woman was telling me about
how she can always guess just by asking a couple
of questions of these perspective clients when they would call
in talking about personal training, just how out of control
they were and uh and so like didn't see them,
(24:16):
and then she'd have to wait for them to come in.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
He says, she what is She said, Harry butchery lesbian train. Yeah, yeah,
her name was Cassidy. Was she more muscular or more slit?
Oh no, she's more muscular.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Kick anyway, So we're uh, you know, we made a
game out of it. And so she would end up
bringing me some of the answers to some of the
questions that she would ask, and then she would tell
me we'd make our guesses, and then she'd tell me
after they come in for their consultation if we.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Are right or not.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
And uh so, I'm like that could be a fun
game for sure. Yeah, so just by asking some questions,
we have to try to guess is this a fat
chick or a skin check?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
And we do have a volunteer, not anybody who's a
you got a gun to their head or anything.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
He who wants to play.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, good morning to Christina. Good morning, Christina, say Christina TI,
good morning, good morning. All right, so Christina is going
to answer some questions. Honestly, give us your honest answers.
Don't try to fake us out. Just give us your
real answers. And for being such a great sport and
being a volunteer for this round of fat Chick skinny Chick,
We're gonna set you up with the prize just for playing. Okay, nice, Now,
(25:22):
I forget did we set a time limit on how
many was it like two minutes or I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
I don't think we did.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
I think we discussed it last time we discussed it.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
All right, whatever, let's let's get into well, ask some questions.
Everybody take their their pen and paper out, and let's
see if we can figure.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Out what's going on here.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
All right, So Christina, you're ready to answer some questions? Yeah,
let's do it, all right, who wants to go first?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
I'll go first. You just mentioned Jim's. Do you belong
to a gym? Do you have a gym membership?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
No?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
No? What is your favorite fast food?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Habit burger?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Oh, habit burger? All right?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Have you ever belonged to a gym?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
How long?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
How long ago?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Probably about a year or two year or two? So
what would you say is your main form of exercise
right now?
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Is just walking?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
What Starbucks order? I'm sorry, I gotta know. Does your
Starbucks order have a dome lid?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
What's a starlid? Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
What time of year did you sign up for that
gym membership that you had the last time?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
I had it for a while, so I don't remember.
I'm assuming like in the beginning of the year.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Okay, what do you drink card? Alcohol? What is your
alcohol choice? Tea?
Speaker 9 (26:45):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (26:50):
I'm boring.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Probably go to the beach.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Who is right now?
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Who is the most attractive celebrity to you? Male or female?
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Both?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Uh, probably right now Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Okay, it's manas Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Do you smoke?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Do you have any facial piercings?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
No? No?
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Do you have any kids?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
How many? And how old? To? Fourteen and two?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah fourteen and two. Did the vasectomy not take or
what happened there?
Speaker 12 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Okay, yeah, I was on break control.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Kind of word, but yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Do you uh?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Do you drink die coke? A regular coke?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Regular? Regular? Okay? Do you work glasses?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
What kind of job do you have?
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Accounting?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
So desk jobs?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (27:56):
In your younger days, did you ever explore the your entrance?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
No? Are you married? And if so, how long?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I'm not married, but long term, long term.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
But you're in a long term relationship? Rther you're saying, yeah,
what the yeah? Is it the same baby daddy for
each one? For each kid? No? On the second one.
How long have you been together? Four years? Okay? Four years? Okay?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
When you were a kid, we were like in high school?
Did you play any sports?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I was in track? Track? Were you ever a cheerleader?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
And by in track do you mean running or shot put? Traveling?
Do you own a bike? No?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Do you like to cook or bake?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
More?
Speaker 13 (28:55):
Cook?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Cook? I mean I locked in on my I think
I'm locked in. I think I'm locked in.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Looks at question, You're locked in?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
You're locked in already?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Does anybody have any more questions?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Here?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I got another one? Do you prefer I prefer thongs
or boy shorts?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Fountains?
Speaker 9 (29:17):
And what's your favorite snack? O?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Chips?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Probably?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Chips probably?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yeah. I'm trying to keep this classic.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
But have you ever lost a tamponne?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Okay, Well, since we're going that direction, I mean, when
it comes to uh landscaping that area, is it uh
bear or hardwood floors or like some.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Kind of landing strip? What are we talking about?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Hardwood?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Hardwood?
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Were the births of your children?
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Naturally?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Do you go to like a or somewhere to get
that done, to get like waxed or you do it yourself?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Salon?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Wow? See that kind of threw me on.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Do you Brazilian it at the salon?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
All the way back?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Okay, that kind of threw me off. I'm sorry to
go ahead.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
I just wanted to know if the birth of your children,
if they were c section or natural?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Both natural? Okay, I'm locked in, Yeah, stay locked Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Now we do have a photo that she sent over
to Morgan when she volunteered to play the game, and
so let's just go through. I will tell you, like,
I only had three things in the fat column. The
name Christina really really and I don't know why what
I don't know, it's just name associations, applegate she was
(30:43):
super hot. Well, what what's the name of the fat
chick from?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Uh? This is us or not? This is us?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Sos Christy Christy christ Christina reay.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Okay, Uh, the gym membership, the fact that you joined
at the beginning of the year, a lot of people.
And also the fact that she gets, you know, landscape
down there. But it's the salon that does it, because
the fatter you are, the more difficult that is, especially
with a hardwood floor situation, You're gonna be able to
kind of see over and you know, it's more diffic
Now in the skinny column, tequila. That is a drink
(31:19):
of a skinny person, although that is my preferred brain
regular coke. Yeah, that was one from that trainer that
I talked about. She said, if they ever say they
drink diet, they're probably fat if they drink regular. The
skinny people always drink the regular stuff. The fact that
she ran track, she likes to cook over bake, and
the thongs over the boys shorts. Yeah, I all had
(31:41):
in these skinny columns. I am locking in on skinny,
Greg Gory. I have basically all the same things that
I marked down as skinny. But the one thing I
had at the top of my skinny list was she
loves going to the beach. I don't think a lot
of people going to the drink.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I do so well. There are exceptions to.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
This lazy river guy though a lazy river, but also
like when Mattha Beach like to be in the water
the entire time except everything, But I'm from there.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I'm absolutely going skinny, skinny, all right, menace everything she
said scream skinny. I did ask about the second baby daddy,
how long they've been together after because she is in
a weird window of four years that could have gave
her enough time to let herself go. So I'm but
I'm still going skinny on this one.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
I'm still amazed, Like I see like pictures of people
they're like, oh, I just had my baby like three
months ago, and like you just had a baby out
of here with that. Oh yeah, if you That's what
I was saying. So it's it's pretty impressive, the good
snap back, all right?
Speaker 10 (32:41):
Uh Sammy, I also have skinny, and I think that
the gym membership was after the baby was born, so
that was kind of just to lose the baby weight.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
But I don't think that it's really like, oh I'm
needing to go to the gym. I think she was
always skinny.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Okay, uh Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
The skin no butt stuff also says skinny because when
you're sny, you don't have to.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Try hard exactly right, says that.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
All being said, I'm going to buck the trend and
go fat because of the office job. You know, two
kids over a long period of time, and I get
that for some reason. But all your analysis I believe
is correct.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
But are you with me on that four year window
very risky risk? Yes, yeah, you're staying skinny, all right,
So all the guesses are in.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
I say skinny too.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
I think for two reasons I mean the beach, Yes, Greg,
I think for two reasons though, no dome means no
whipped cream on the Starbucks order, and that was an
interesting question. Yeah, yeah, because it's it's dessert at that point.
But yeah, when Sammy says, what's your favorite snack and
she's like chips, probably we all know our favorite snack.
She's not a snacker, she's skinny.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah, ye, all right, so Gina's locked in the skinny
and sorry again for forget Yeah, all right, well we
have a picture here and we're gonna find out right now,
fat chick or skinny.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Chick on account of three we can open up and
find out one, two, three, open them up. Let me
schieve that here.
Speaker 14 (34:25):
Wow, that was so deceiving. Oh my god, Christina, Wow,
what a fake out? Oh my god, never ainal huh.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Wow, that's what.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Oh, we don't care about fat. We're fat, Well most
of us didn't here are fat anyway. Well, hey, Christina,
thank you so much for being such a great sport.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
And bonds you're going to play? Oh good? Yeah, and
we're gonna set you up with a prize just for
being such a good sport.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Sammy hal Jelsa you those nickey years.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
They're so huge, like a steel color like yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Alright, well, Christina, thank you so much, appreciate being a
great sport.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
And now hang on, we'll get your information.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Okay, there we go in the very beginning of the
entire contest. It's never the in between these you have
to be. It's a very obvious one or the other.
You can't say, oh, well you know, yeah I did.
And we have so many people volunteering to play this game,
So thank you Christina and everybody else so far who's volunteered.
If you'd like to be a future volunteer for a
(35:37):
round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick while just this up
with a text, or you can call in and Mo're
goanna get you on the list for a future round.
See love that game.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
So disappointed, dude, I thought this was a slam.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
See it's not as easy as you think. Well you
bucked the trend. Yeah, just because he needs to be different,
all right, Yeah, a lot of uh, Like I mentioned,
volunteers for future rounds of Fat Chick Skinny Chick.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Was a great round.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
They're pouring in.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, so it says I'm one hundred pounds soaking wet,
but I have terrible eating habits and I can't put
on wings.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Don't give it away.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Well, no, we're not gonna Yeah, I guess that would
be no information that we would be asking the questions anyway. True,
I'm so happy fat Chick, Skinny Chick came back. Fantastic
game officially bring it back. No, it's back, like baby,
that's the second time we've done it here, and just
I would take the last month or so right, m hm,
do you ever take? Hey, we're thinking of our friends,
(36:41):
and what do you show listeners at all? Ninety two
to three in New Orleans this morning, Yes, getting ready
for a big tropical storm, possibly a hurricane. See that's
about to hit town. From what I read, they think
a good strengthen to a hurricane this morning at some point.
It's expected to make landfalls sometime tomorrow evening. There's a
shelter in place order for the storm. But besides the wind,
(37:03):
they're predicting somewhere between four and eight inches of rain,
some areas getting up to twelve inches of rain, so
obviously flooding a concern. But our thoughts with our friends,
and what do you show listeners there? In New Orleans
all ninety two to three. Absolutely phones here are open
eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Woodie.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Some good news.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Kate Middleton announced that she's officially finished with her chemo treatment. Hey,
do you think she got to ring the bell like
Samy did for her physical therapy?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (37:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
It's big of a deal. Yeah, I know, not on
that level. Right, you don't have to ring the bell
up for that.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Sammy was telling some story about if you have not
heard this, oh no, she told some story about how
she went to physical therapy. When she finished her physical therapy,
on the way out, she got to ring the bell.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:51):
When I graduated, they had a bell and they were like,
you want to ring the bell on your graduation day?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
And I was like, okay, I didn't know. You've never
heard of like the cancer, but was a physical therapy place.
It's what they do there.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
It's not my fault. They're trying to g on I
know what's wrong on there. Yeah, it's very wrong. I
mean you should Yeah, they're trying to glom on the
cancer shine.
Speaker 9 (38:13):
Different type of bell, so it's not one that's on
the wall that you ring.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
It's like a hand one that you still like, yeah
that one, No, it has a handle on it, like
like here you here would like ring for reces Now.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
When she was sharing this story with Morgan and I
in the it was an off air conversation, everybody's kind
of looked her like.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
What We were absolutely shocked because she just did not
know about the whole ringing of the bell when it
came to cancer patients, and we're like, how do you
miss Have you ever missed that you not have social media? Yeah?
On television?
Speaker 9 (38:47):
Yeah, I just haven't been paying attention.
Speaker 10 (38:49):
Now that you've mentioned it, I notice it in the
commercials and other things, but previously Buys saying I.
Speaker 9 (38:54):
Just never noticed it.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
I'm trying to think of the other celebrity I just
read about that said she had breast cancer and she
said she did all this, like right, I guess she
doesn't have cancer.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Yeah, that she refused chemo, but didn't she do still
do like surgery or something.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
She just didn't do something Well that wasn't part of
the story that I maybe she did, but it was
all about this like uh, you know, Tea of Whale
penis or you know, these things that people do, you
would probably know more. This sounds like the kind of
crap that that you would experimented with at some point, Gina.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
But I'm super into modern medicine. Let's just make that
super clear.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
I love a.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Pharmacy, but yeah, I'm interested in in how people do
it in other private parts of the world and most
of our I don't know if it's most what am
I talking about? Like, I know, but a lot of
our drugs aren't they like the synthetic version of like
the plant that you find.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
In the that's the ones that not have been evaluated
by the FDA, like supplements and stuff.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
That's right, That's right, No, you're probably right, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
All those like health supplements, all those things like, they're
not regulated by the FTA.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
My parents used to make me take something called knocks
vomba cum.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Have you guys ever heard of knocks sounds appealing vombitacum?
Speaker 8 (40:13):
I know, I'm so tempted to say something about yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Tried it right. Oh yeah, I smell like bleach and
old pennies.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
Some had some of that very recently.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Now if you drink pineapple juice, but it is supposed
to be like a thing to like heal your stomach,
and I'm like, okay, but I'm I'm very highly suggestible.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Bombacum vomitacum.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Well Greg does when he's too full.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah, after the time. Steve's job too, you could argue
is a pretty smart guy. He got convinced into this
holistic healing and he could have saved himself, but he
died because he tried that crap, you know, like just
go to the doctor.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
You gotta go with the modern stuff.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
Hey, back to the bell thing real quick, Texter hitting
us up over two seven? Is there a all that
you ring when you leave Army's I don't know the
Army's in what dude decades?
Speaker 5 (41:05):
See that one makes sense? That makes you ring your yeah,
ring the army's bell.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
What about real estate agencies that when you make a
sale you ring a bell?
Speaker 5 (41:18):
What is that wrong? But see the problem is differently
when food place the express, it's not in the same
field of express I would like to round up for
whatever charity and you go, yeah, sure they go, and
everybody back to the.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
Yeah, you know, or Trader Joe's has that bell for
some reason.
Speaker 5 (41:35):
Yeah, not in the same field, not the same the same.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Did you just compare the trader Joe's bell to the
chemo bell.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Talking about how it's in the same different category bells.
Tell me about it, like that the bell in the
medical field, it's exclusive to cancel. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
So it's like it's kind of like when you own
a trademark. You want a trademark for a certain field, right,
like for merchandising or for music or they you just
don't own it blanket across the board for your thing. Yeah, yeah,
right exactly. So like, yes, I think Menaces is right
in the medical medical whether it's physical therapy or otherwise,
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cancer owns that you have to honk.
Speaker 7 (42:18):
A horn or blow a kazoo. You can't ring the
bell or anything but cancer.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
I heard Sammy push the cancer kid out of the
way to ring the bell. Yeah, definitely, bald kid.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
That was so mean.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
I couldn't believe she said that.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
Very bullyish.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
I know.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
It's discussing stands, the running out of the fire.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Yeah, pushing the kids out, pushing the.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Kids and old ladies out of sam more what he
shows coming up. Hang, everybody else gotta take a quick break.
I'm take a permanent one. I'm gonna feel.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Myself body Hoody Hoody Hoody Show.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning. It's September tenth,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
I'm whatddy.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
That's Greg Gordan, Good morning, we gotten menace, what We've gotten,
Gina grand There's Sammy.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Morning Sea Masses.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Here Tonight is what will probably be the first and
probably only presidential debate between Trump and Kamala. Right, It'll
be on ABC and Fox if you're interested. It'll be
ninety minutes with two commercial breaks.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
There will be no audience, mics are muted except when
it's aging person's turn, and no notes are allowed.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Oh man, wow, yeah, so no notes freestyle?
Speaker 8 (43:37):
Then what time should we get to your house?
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (43:39):
I mean I'm gonna watch it. I mean I'll watching Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Yeah, I mean this will be the only one. I
do like the fact there's no audience.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
I do like the fact that too.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
I like the fact there's no notes. I like the
fact that they have to mute the mics when it's
not there turning like shut up.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Oh you've got to do that?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:57):
The audience. This is just a time waster. Yeah, but
I mean, what's snacks for this?
Speaker 4 (44:01):
But dude, like how orchestrated the whole thing is a
big dog and pony show. Like they had this virtual
coin flip, which I knew they virtual coin flip. Yeah,
because they don't they get together. It's not like they
meet it fifty I know. But to figure out the
podium placement and the order of the closing statements, which
I guess Trump won the coin toss chose to select
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the order of the statement so he gets the last word.
Kamala chose one of the two platforms will be our
podiums it would be hers, So she chose the one
that you were watching the TV. She'll be on the right. Okay,
interesting stage left, Huh. It's like, wow, I guess somebody
has some numbers somewhere to go.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Well side, you're on the right. What looks better? Yeah? Interesting.
James Earl Jones, did I know a lot of people
talking about that? Yesterday?
Speaker 4 (44:48):
I saw Bort post it. Obviously Bort very very much
invested as a huge the biggest Star Wars fan that
I know.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Yeaheah. It was very said to see and pass away.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
I mean such an iconic voice, and not only for
Star Wars but Mufaus and The Lion King and Animalgreer
and all the Jack Ryan movies. But it does make
sense why Lucasfilm and Disney didn't they buy his voice
so I didn't use it for Ai in the Future.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Bought the rights to his.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Voice, so he will live on forever in Star Wars.
But yea very sad that Star Wars Vader come.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
On, tear that ship upont And so you found those plans?
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Boy, did you ever see where they had the behind
the scenes stuff where they had the guy who was
in the Darth Vader.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
Costume, Yeah, doing the lines.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, And it makes sense like if you if he
was the voice for Star Wars, star Wars would not
be what else. James Earl Jones made that character.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And without that character, Star Wars would not be as
great as it is, Isn't the funniest thing about that
story is the guy didn't know that his voice wasn't
in it released. Yeah, he found out when the movie premiered.
Speaker 8 (45:55):
Yeah, Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Come man here to put you back on schedule. I
show you Lord day. My men are working as fast
as they can. My hams, I can find new ways
to move a bit to me.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
What are you gonna do? Choke with your fingers? Yeah,
they said.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
He recorded all his voiceover parts for the movie in
about an hour to two hours for the first movie.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
And he nailed the space British accent.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, I mean just obviously his voice is great. Right,
coming to America, overlook.
Speaker 15 (46:29):
One constant through all the years, Ray, it's been baseball.
America is ruled by like an army of Steven rulers.
It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again.
But Baseball has marked the time, this field, this game,
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it's a part about past Ray.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
It reminds us all that once was good.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
I was never a huge fan of Field, Like I
liked the movie, yeah, but I was never like Gaga
over like crazy for it. But the coolest thing they
ever did was that Yankee game. I forget who they played,
where they played on the field of Dreams Field and
all the players so the interactions came out of the corn.
Speaker 7 (47:13):
Yeah, gave a speech.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Yeah, that was pretty hard. That was that was dope.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
James Earld Jones, you mentioned the lion kings.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
And let me tell you something that my father told me.
Look at the stars. The great kings of the past
looked down on us from those stars. Yes, so whenever
you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always
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be there to guide you.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
And so will I.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
I will die now.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
It was Yankees and White Sox.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Oh yeah, right, White Sox of course.
Speaker 7 (47:52):
And I love James J. Jones had one voice. Always
knew it was him, and he always did it and
always delivered.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah, I mean, because remember he was They used him
for CNN for a long time. Don't they still use that?
I mean, this is CNN so good, Yeah, so good.
I wonder if he got paid once for that or
like one of those deals. Yeah, like he did it
one time probably, and then just kind of getting checks
in the mail. Yeah, mail box money.
Speaker 7 (48:20):
That's when the yeah, the mail man's your boss.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
That's maybe.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
I heard he only got seven grand for the first
Star Wars so yeah, but I'm sure for number two
he got paid out. Hopefully, I'm sure he did. He
got a number two load of money on that's right.
Speaker 7 (48:34):
And they lit up the Empire State Building red and
black for Darth Vader.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Yeah, that's really cool. Well, Gina, you do some voiceover stuff.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
Yeah, well you were what was the video game Street
Fighter Rose? And that's when you said I wonder how
he got paid. I'm like, if he got paid like
the rest of us, he got scale and they moved
on and they made a time.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
And so what do you get for something like that?
Speaker 7 (48:57):
You get, you get whatever? Union scale is a couple
of hundred what does it?
Speaker 13 (49:00):
I mean, I'll know, I'm not involved that. It just
I mean it's very it's you know, union scale. You're right,
you're right, but it's very it's very little. It's a
couple of ducats and you know, you get paid for
your time that day and you do all.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Your oh oh you're nervous, aren't you. You do all
that and they go bye and then they make a
s ton of money.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
Yeah, and you you go home broke. But honest, but
your Rose rose.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
But on a side note, Greg and I both have
done TV commercials and those pay really well.
Speaker 8 (49:30):
Yeah, and these were just local and.
Speaker 7 (49:32):
It was bank yeah, because every time they air what
you take?
Speaker 5 (49:37):
I did the Mimochi voiceover. Oh okay, yeah, so what
did that pay? That that one time fifteen seconds.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Yeah, so you had to recall for minas to record
fifteen seconds, unlike James Early of Bread. But you know,
I mean you record them all the time, one take
fifteen second thing. It took Menace. They know James Earld
Jones where he did all the Star Wars stuff, and
you guys are taking breaks and reason it depends if
Menace is in a tired mode then uh yeah, it'll
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it'll be a minute.
Speaker 5 (50:11):
So fifteen seconds of actual like uh dialogue, dialogue, yeah,
two three, five minutes maybe.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
Yeah, so let's call it fifteen minutes of your time. Yeah,
one minute per second of require Like what what did
you get for that? Eight thousand, eight thousand?
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Yeah, so you're not bad? Now was it all one time?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Like?
Speaker 4 (50:34):
They kept coming in like course recorded, that's what you want.
Speaker 7 (50:37):
Because TV pays way better than video game. Yeah, and
that's why the union is striking.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah great, I did.
Speaker 8 (50:46):
Uh Toyota commercials that were regional made a lot of
money on that because they aired a lot of market.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
It's like, what do you think the total take on
that was?
Speaker 8 (50:55):
I would guess thirty to forty grand. Yeah, a few
days work and then my day's work. Well yeah, but
I mean it was it was very frequent, okay, but
it was good money. And then I did two infomercials
that didn't pay that well.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Yeah, because my buddy does a bunch of it. He's
got his own voiceover business. He's got a lot of
He's on the Gun MLB network, NHL network, he does
a ton of other I hear him on commercials constantly
watching TV. He does a lot of that stuff. And
he's he's been able to make that his full time job.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
That's that's the dream. Yeah, he's got a lot of
money to buy guns. Things must be going pretty l He.
Speaker 8 (51:34):
Did an infomercial for motivational speaker Tony Robbins. He selected
me because he said my voice had a quote rock
star quality, delicious.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I mean, Greg's voice has been getting me horny for years.
Speaker 8 (51:50):
Right, hard to get the jobs, And it's incredibly hard
because I'm a terrible actor and I announced more than
I speak, and you have they want you to just talk.
Speaker 7 (52:01):
Yeah, these days they don't want like the.
Speaker 4 (52:08):
Voice more naturally, there's always like professional voice over people
like Menace, Goddamn, the.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Woodie show.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
Bring a good question during the break.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
We're talking about the death though, right, James Earl Jones,
And your question was.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
Who would you rather have narrate your life? James Earl
Jones or Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 5 (52:32):
No, I think that's easy. I was gonna say, I was.
I was gonna say easy as well. But I think
you and I differ.
Speaker 7 (52:37):
Oh, I say James Earl Jones, I say Morgan Freeman. Well,
so many people do impressions of Morgan Freeman that it's
kind of a joke.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
I just associate Morgan Freeman's voice to uh, not sh shank,
but like higher being, like he is always the voice
of God and afterlife and things like that. So I
would Morgan Freeman as well.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
Wow, so you want to be the voice of God?
Speaker 5 (53:04):
No, didn't you play guy with that Jim Carrey movie?
The question is he's near?
Speaker 8 (53:11):
Or like, who would you rather listen to for twenty
four hours?
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Same?
Speaker 8 (53:16):
You know, along those lines? Right, Okay, I'm going to
Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
I mean they both have great I mean, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (53:21):
See Jones?
Speaker 7 (53:23):
Yeah, and what do he why Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
I'm the same thing. I think it's like just when
I think of him more for narration. I think of
James Earl Jones more of character interesting, right, like Lion King,
Darth Vader, CNN guy. Yeah, you know, I think the
longer form stuff, the storytelling. I think it's like I'm
(53:46):
with I'm with Greg and Menis. Yeah, it's his delivery
is incredibly distinct. Hey, so MENA is curious to get
your take. Apple have their event yesterday, the big roll out.
They were calling it glow Up or something.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
Yeah, I would say glove because it's just like, you know,
kind of more of the same thing. Also, it's the
glove part same thing. The globe party is like you
get more colors, different colors. I do like the all
black Ultra I Watch or Apple Watch, whatever you want
to call it. I think that's kind of cool looking. Yeah,
(54:21):
but with the whole AI stuff, Hey, it's gonna help
me write emails better, which awesome. I want that. Yeah,
nothing too crazy just yet.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
I apparently didn't get the phone last year. This year,
I will get the new phone because my phone's already
doing that crap you know.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Yeah, or like certain things, the battery dies yeah fast.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Well that happened to me last night, Like when I
try to edit a video, like, oh, you got to
update your thing. My my computer is running super slow.
But apparently the iPhone seventeen is going to be the
game changer.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
They said that about the sixteen, They said that.
Speaker 5 (54:56):
About there at this time this time is going to
be the game changer, like a complete redesigned type of thing.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
So here's what they said about the iPhone sixteen.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
Look, I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
It features in a eighteen chip. I love it when
they say crap like that, What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 5 (55:13):
Awesome?
Speaker 4 (55:14):
It's designed for more power. Okay, it's got a customizable
action button, don't care. That could be paired with various tasks.
But you can already do that like this last time.
Like the sleep button on the on the right side,
you can you can make that into pretty much whatever
you want that function to be. Already voice translation and
a new dedicated camera control button, yeah, don't care. The
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first AI software features won't be available in beta for
iPhone users until next month, more than a week after
the new phone hit stores on September twentieth, so all
the AI stuff won't even be ready to go when
you get the new phone, which I thought was weird. Yeah,
and then more updates, including an overhaul of the Serie
(55:59):
Voice Assistant and Apple's collab with Chat GPT. Those are
expected to follow early next year.
Speaker 5 (56:05):
Yeah. I was kind of on this, but did you
see the headphone updates which I thought was very interesting,
and I go, we need to test this on great gory.
So there's a couple of things right by the way.
Speaker 4 (56:15):
The phones are available for pre order on Friday, but
they announce some new features for air pods and for
Apple Watch. It's all health stuff, so the watch will
be able to help detect sleep apnea, is if you're
you know, maybe go get checked down, which I think
most people probably have, yeah, in some way, in some form.
And then the air pods will now be able to
(56:36):
be used as over the counter hearing aids.
Speaker 7 (56:39):
Oh yeah, okay, very interested in that.
Speaker 5 (56:41):
You can also use it for hearing tests. So that's
why I want to get them. We'll do a hearing
test and studio. Right, that's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah, because if you ever use the air pods, the
noise canceling and the whole thing, and then also like
where you can little it in some ambient right, yeah, noise,
what it's like it's kind of the idea, but it'll
make it easier for you know, people, because the hearing
aids can be really expensive and this will isolate you.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
Stuff like that.
Speaker 8 (57:09):
I'm knocking on countertop. My phone is kind of old
at this point. It's not the battery life is good,
like usually after two years it just diminishes. The weird
thing my phone is doing lately is, let's say, Woody
text me, and normally would just say Woody and then
I click it and read the text. Now it's saying
message from and then there's your phone number.
Speaker 5 (57:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (57:28):
And then so I turn it off for a while,
and then I turn it back on, and then the
next time you text me, it'll say the name shows
from Woody again. But then after a while it'll just
say message from with a phone number. Oh you got
hack that's annoying, And then yeah, dude, you got hack ya.
And then Gina and I have the same complaint. Why
don't they just update your apps automatically? I hate the
(57:49):
little red number and then you have to go update
all the worst.
Speaker 5 (57:53):
Just update. I think I have mindset to automatic.
Speaker 4 (57:56):
Really, yeah, please release the footage from the traffic stop
with Tyreek Hill. In the body cam video, you see
the cops they yanke him out of the car, throw
over to the ground, you know, with the to get
them covered right now. If you watch, like he rolls
his window up on him. They're like, hey, dude, leave
the window, and he's ignoring them. Yeah, and so he
(58:17):
finally cracks the window down a little bit. They go, dude,
roll the window back down. Because there is really tinted
windows you can't see inside. So the police union is saying, no,
this is BS because the Dolphins are calling for a
full investigation and they're saying this is ridiculous to the
people who are here to protect us and our community
or x y Z, it's just another one of those.
It looks like both sides are a holes in our
(58:38):
own way. The cops are definitely more aggressive than they
needed to be, but like Tyreek was also being a
pain in the ass in his own way, they can't
there's fault on both sides.
Speaker 5 (58:47):
Yeah, with those tinted windows, you can't see what it's
happening inside. And so they guy's like, no, man, put
the window and you know what, actually get out of
the car.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (58:56):
Yeah, And then he was like and then at that
point like a little over l yeah, right exactly, you can't.
Speaker 8 (59:02):
They just consider it illegal tie like all right, okay, it's.
Speaker 5 (59:05):
All football offsetting penalties, fouls on both teams, right there
you go, Yeah, like that for sure.
Speaker 4 (59:12):
Yeah, flag on the play, delay of intelligence, right, like
that's what.
Speaker 8 (59:16):
It should be considered.
Speaker 5 (59:17):
You know how Greg never gets out of speaking tickets.
Well yeah, well my uh legendary, my buddy's dad was
highway patrol and he said, like, one of the best
things you can do when you get pulled over is
just put your cans, just show your hands and then
also your skirt, put your wrists on top of the
starting wheel and just leave them there. So then you're like, oh,
(59:38):
I did the ten and two thing when I you know,
keep your hands there.
Speaker 4 (59:41):
Yeah, but you can't say the f wort at the
same time, Greg, It doesn't help.
Speaker 5 (59:46):
Yeah, you call them pigs, but all the rest of things,
except for all four other fingers are curled, and except
for the middle fingers, they're up on the wheel.
Speaker 8 (59:54):
And created this fictional fantasy story that I have a
bad demeanor with cops. How many you ask them how
many times they've been with me? When I've been pulled up.
Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
How many times have you been with him?
Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
But I will say this, I have been with Craig
at an event where Greg is a little tipsy and
there's a police officer there, and he was the kind
of mouth that's real.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Show we had mentioned at the beginning of the show.
Today is National TV Dinner Day. Yes, and our friends
from Lazy Dog heed the call the dinner bell that
(01:00:43):
gets rung here every morning we're starting motive, the menace
goes up and he shines the bat light of free
food from HIGHA Tom. What do you show headquarters here
in Burbank? Yeah, along the one thirty four.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
And people might not realize this, but Lazydog Restaurants they
have TV dinners, so it was for years. Yeah, And
if you go there and you have a lovely meal,
you can take more meals to go, or you can
pre order by going to Lazydog Restaurants dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
So they've got barbecued meat loaf, yes please, They've got
fried chicken. Of the TV dinners, there's one that's not
my favorite, but it has nothing to do with Lazy Dog.
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Like as much as I love Lemon desserts. Do you
got Like I'm not a fan of like lemon and savory,
so like lemon chicken. I don't mind lemon with like
if it's you know, on seafood kind of thing, but like, yeah,
I can't do it with chicken for whatever rece So
I can't really speak to that one just because that's
the person food, right exactly if.
Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
You like shrimps, campy, yeah, okay, yeah that's lemon.
Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Cheese and schiladas. Yeah yeah, that barbecue meat loaf though.
Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Yeah, pie, that's the rotation.
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Oh, this has nothing to do with their TV dinners,
but they have that newer appetizer on the menu there,
lazy Dog, the spicy tuna with the crispy rice. Yes, rap,
which is a staple at one of my favorite sushi
places in Studio City, Kwame or if you ever go
to like Katsuya, they have the spicy tuna crispy rice.
(01:02:22):
It's similar, not the same. The rice is even crispier
with the lazy Dog one. And it's like so imagine
if you've been to it like a Katsuya or kwamih
kind of place and you've gotten the spice, it's that
on steroids. It's bigger. Yeah level, dude, it's they're huge.
Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Sounds amazing, so good.
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
One of my favorite items there at Lazy Dog is
the Cuban the Cuban sandwich. God, so good.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Thanks to thanks to Lazy Dog.
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
And they're at La Live by the way. Oh yeah,
that used to be. It's around the corner there.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
It used to be what's his name, Wolf, Wolfgang Puck.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Not a fan of that dude.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
So it's right, it's right on the corner if you
go then around and then it's what's around the the
ones yardhouse. You come around the corner from the yard,
there's a big Lazy Dog location there.
Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
It gets huge shout to the downing location as well. Yeah,
always there. Oh one more shout out. A couple more
shout outs for Lazy Dog stuff. They're candied bacon because
it's got so good. I had that, the candy bacon
because it's got our bacon candy. I think it's on
the menu as they put a lot of pepper on there,
the hot pepper. It's it's it's got some good heat
(01:03:34):
to it, which I know you love. And then that
the fried chicken salad I forgot. They call the blue
ribbon fried chicken salad because they have those blue corn creutons,
what which I think they soak in butter. They're so good,
they're almost chewy.
Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Yeah, you're saying all the best words, dude, so good.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
The only substitution I make it comes with like a
honey mustard. And I save the honey must I said,
bring it to me with ranch.
Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Yeah, always ran.
Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Yeah, and dude, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
That's like a go to. And they're blowing up. They're
expanding to the country.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
So anyway, thanks for thinking of us saying the food light.
Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Thanks to Lady Doug. You get their TV dinners for
National TV Dinner Day. This is the Woody Show, So
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it would focus on PS five pro and so yeah,
they're just excited.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
They're sharing the evolution of improved hardware for their console.
Oh all right, Yeah, so when you check out more
on that, the PlayStation YouTube channel is where you need
to be. Yeah, and we were talking about that Apple
event that was held yesterday. They rolled out the new
phones and watches and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Dude, the best thing I've bought parents paid attention, the
best thing I bought for my phone in a long,
long time.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
And I was inspired for seeing it with the friend's phone.
Are these privacy screen savers that you're not screen savers?
Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
But like, like, so my screen protective.
Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
My phone is on right now, but you can't see
it unless you're looking right at it.
Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Oh okay, well yeah I want that.
Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Yes, and so like yesterday, and let me tell you
how this is great. Yesterday's like it's a little snoop.
And bastards that they are, like kids are always up
in your business, yes right, you like you can't do
anything without them put their nose in there. And so
I'm sitting on the couch, my son's sitting on the
couch next to me. It's a business thing. Nothing that
we can turn him either way. I'm texting, somebody goes,
(01:05:41):
I can't even see your screen.
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
That's why I got it, because half the time we'll
be sitting there with my wife. She'll be sitting there texting,
why did you tell her that? It's like I had
nothing to do with them. It's not like another mom
or something that has to do with one of their
friends or school or anything else. They're just paying attention
to her text conversation.
Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
Right, wow, yeah, it's you get it Amazon.
Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Eight bucks and they send you two of them.
Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Rules. So here, like the phone's on and then watch
when I when I turn it sideways, I can't looks
like it's off.
Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Yeah, you can't see anything. So there's a there's a
friend of mine who's in management here and uh, he
got this because every time he was like sitting there
in a meeting, everybody's like looking over his shoulder or
like you know, trying to read his desk upside down.
Like people will do that with the boss's office. They'll
sit there and try to read the boss's desk upside
down total or snoop it and see what they're what
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they're texting about.
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Greg definitely needs that because he's very visible with his texting.
And I never read I know, I never I never
read his text, but like the way he holds his phone,
like if I wanted to read what he was writing.
Now I'm in an open book, I have nothing to
h Yeah, I mean I do look at the Wiener photos,
but not what he's writing.
Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
Is that where you're a.
Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
So when I ordered this and showed up the house,
my wife was a little weirded out by it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
What are you hiding?
Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
I go, you can look take my phone right now.
You can go through my phone, every little inch of it,
and you can look at whatever you want. I don't care.
This is for these snoop and ass kids.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
It would be a little weird for a wife to
see that. I get where she's coming from, Like, why
all of a sudden do you need a phone protector?
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
And you live the same life I do with these kids?
Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Told I agree with you?
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
No, not you?
Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
How do I tell her? Yes, I do, That's what
I tell her?
Speaker 8 (01:07:30):
And she keeps her phone on silent all the time.
And if I were your husband, I would think that's weird. Really, yes,
Like why don't I.
Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Hate it when people don't have their phone?
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I need it?
Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
And what the kind of work we do? I can't
risk it?
Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Well, what's going to happen? We hear a little ding
on the air, but I just don't want it to
be me.
Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
But yeah, that's I think keeping it on silent at
home is I would have an issue?
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Really?
Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Tell me so weird?
Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
The only reason my husband hates this because I'm constantly
losing my phone because he made me take my AirTag
off and when he calls it, I can't find it
because it's quiet.
Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
That's why you need to watch. I lose my phone
constantly and I just use my watch. I can ping it.
Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Yeah, my watch a new way. I know. It's not
a This is not a new thing nes screen say
protect whatever they called screen protect protectors, privacy screen protector.
It's new to me, meaning like I've never knew they
were around for a while, thank you textr they've been
around for a week. Yeah, this wasn't like a Hey guys,
(01:08:34):
guess what I discovered. Right, No, I'm just I'm letting
any parent out there know who's got snoop and ass kids.
Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
And you could put it on your laptop too, right, Yes,
that's sweet.
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Yeah, I know some people around the office now that
we have this open office thing that they're trying out
and everybody hates you could do that, all right? Eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
We will be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
A Woody Showy and we got another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world here on this
Tuesday morning. It's September tenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory, Happy New Hour. Menace is here.
What is up, Woody?
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
We got Sea Bads, Yeah we did. There's Sammy Gina
grad is here. The phones are open. Eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. Call him anything you want to be
a part of topic, contest, whatever it might be. Eight
seven seven forty four wood He texts us over to
two to nine eight seven. So Greg not one of
his random thoughts. And we were sitting around I think
(01:09:44):
it was a meeting last week. He because, you know
what doesn't impress me? I forget if somebody in the
room was talking about something right and.
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
They were impressed by it. Yeah. Oh, and then he.
Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Brings me, you know what what doesn't impress me? I
thought it was so random and then just out of
left field.
Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Totally random.
Speaker 8 (01:09:59):
If somebody says I own a food truck, I think
who can't own a food truck? Okay, Neat, you bought
a vehicle, you didn't get a liquor license. You don't
have to deal with, you know, rental of a brick
and mortar shop. You got a food truck, you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Still got to get a permit. Yeah, you know it's
a held, it's a health permit. Girl.
Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Tough.
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
Make a couple of enemies here. But if somebody says
to me, oh, yeah, I own a food truck, cool, cool, Like,
it just doesn't impress me the same way it doesn't
impress me if somebody knows the owner of a restaurant.
Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Oh, same o.
Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Have you been to the Sole and Sol restaurant?
Speaker 11 (01:10:36):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
I know the owner? Neat, You didn't have a conversation, right,
Oh cool?
Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
You know the owner of a restaurant. You know how
many restaurants they are on the world, Greg.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
I'll piggyback on your food truck thing. Food trucks, man,
I know that was that. You know it exploded on
the steam What was it, late two thousands or so? Oh,
we've got to go getting food from a food truck.
Food trucks in general don't impress me much.
Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
It takes.
Speaker 8 (01:11:01):
It sounds like it's gone downhill.
Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
It makes forever, It takes forever. It's like any other
kind of food restaurant or any other food source.
Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Yeah, there are good ones. There are bad ones. I've
had some really good food trucks. I've had other ones
where the terrible. Yes, they all seem to take forever.
It's because there's no there's no water, Like how do
I wash my hands? Yeah, with the trash. Sometimes they
put little crappy tables out. Yeah, but don't get me wrong,
I'm not going to stop going.
Speaker 9 (01:11:30):
Yeah, I love a good food, especially at a festival.
They're great.
Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Especially not at a festival the lines are so long.
The lines are long, and they're expensive. They they take forever.
When I've had good experiences.
Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
There was about ten years ago an explosion of these
events where it was like they're showing a movie and
to be like food truck cinema kind of thing. Yes,
And in concept it sounds really cool, sounds perfect, right,
but in reality it's just a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:11:55):
And I'm not saying I don't like food trucks. I
like hamburgers, but I think they're kind of easy to make.
So if somebody says, oh, I make a really good burger,
I think a seven year old can make a good
burger much.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
You know, I don't find that there's a difference between
like a really all burger's like pizza exactly like pizza.
There's a really good pizza burger and thought, oh this
is gross, right, but you've had a really.
Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Good burger and you're like, wow, you know the difference.
You do?
Speaker 8 (01:12:22):
Sure, but I do like them all right. But I'm
just saying back to it doesn't impress me. But I
like a food truck. I like the concept of a
food truck, but it doesn't impress me if you own one.
Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
Have a friend who owns a food truck. How much
does that not impress you?
Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
I know the owner of a truck.
Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Yeah, Now, this is where it's nice to know the
owner or somebody like the matre d or whoever works there.
If it's a really hot place that like the win
is forever or it's hard to get a reservation.
Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Answer for that, don't go.
Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
No, I'm saying, then when you know the person, you
can get in whenever you want, then that whole thing
looks cool. Not even look cool, it's just like it's
nice because you can go.
Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
That is a benefit.
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Other definitely other than that.
Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, you can go to the back
of the food truck. I feel sad for the workers,
like you have to sit in that little box all day.
It's yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Speaking of places to eat, I saw a really funny
thing on social media the other day, and it's so true.
I think all the I'm thinking back to like the
best Chinese food restaurants I've ever been to, my favorite ones,
there's always a kid sitting in the front of the
store doing his homework. Oh yeah, that's a sign, like
when they say, what's a sign that you know the
(01:13:35):
place is gonna be really good?
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Okay, that's good, right, that's really And I saw that.
I laughed. I go, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I'm thinking of a couple places in particular that every
time it's the owner's kids, school age kids. They're in
there and they're sitting in one of the tables in
the front of the restaurant as you're in there to
go pick up, and they're doing homework at the table.
I'm like, this play's gonna be dope.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
That they care about a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Well, no, I don't know what it is. It's like,
I know it's going to be good. If you go
into a place like a little rusty what do they
call it, not rusty spoon, like greasy spoon, rusty trombone. Right,
that's a very different thing. Yeah, greasy spoon. Like you
go to the place and they have those old menu
boards that have like the letters that push into the
(01:14:20):
oh yeah, little tracks.
Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
The food's going to be awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
Yeah it's been that way forever. Yes, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Like that's a sign the place is going to be
really good.
Speaker 8 (01:14:28):
And as random as the kid doing homework in front.
I think a diner that has you know those weird
lava rock walls, yeah, like a chimney, but their total
seventies looking. It's not like slate or if it has
one of those walls in it, it's going to be good. Yeah,
because it's old timing.
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
There was another meme floating around just recently where it's
like it's those hanging lights and then there's certain barstools,
and then if it has a chalkboard, you know you're
gonna have the most mid burner ever, the most mid
forty dollars murder. Yeah, because it has a chalcol metal
barstools yeah, oh yeah. And speaking of that, a little
(01:15:08):
slot at the top looks like a ballot box. Yeah,
almost like a pig back o.
Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
Your back is killing. And speaking of that I totally
forgot what I was gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Say, Oh, come while you're selling them in nice?
Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
I got it. I got it because anyone, you're a bartender,
you're not a mixologist. I'm not impressed with a mixologist.
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
This nobody's a mixologist. It's a word that was made
up out of nowhere fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
I'm impressed by bartenders, though I will be on.
Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
But you don't have to be impressed by a mixologist.
Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
Okay, but I am impressed with bart They know how
to make you just say the name of drink, they
know how to make it.
Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
Yeah, that's impressive, but you don't need a new name.
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Going back to.
Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Greg's initial point of like, I'm not impressed, it doesn't
really impress me. The people that go around talking about
how they don't own a TV. That's been for decades.
I don't watch TV.
Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
They watch everything on their computer and they don't tell
you that where they.
Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Say they don't even own a TV, like there's not
even one in their house.
Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
Yeah okay, oh right, I knew a girl who's too
poor to have a TV. Yeah yeah, cool, I get it,
you're too poor. But the people that I think they're
above it. That's gonna be really cool in your come
up story. I didn't even have TV. Yeah, we didn't
even have a TV.
Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
I don't think any of you do this, and it's
so obnoxious, so I'm glad you don't. I'm not impressed
by how many cups of coffee you drink in a day, dude,
I drink like three puts like congratulations.
Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Yeah, well that goes with beer too, from the beginning
of time, where it's like, oh, I drink thirty beers.
Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
And I need to get wasted like that a college
people do.
Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you?
Eight seven seven forty four. Let's see what you got
on the on the phones and on the text text
us over to two two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
What are your thoughts on food?
Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Well the other thing, because the the line is never
like longer, like the he is never long, I should say,
when it's a taco truck, that's true, that stuff is
so fast. Now, yeah, it's when you start getting into
all the lobster truck and all.
Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
The other.
Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Yeah, everybody does.
Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
That's why the line is so long.
Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Yeah, but like that stuff's not quick turnaround stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
I doubt and Sam, he's probably not paying for these
things too, which is why she's in love with them.
Because you want to pay literally twenty five dollars for
a lobster.
Speaker 9 (01:17:23):
Roll, Well, no, I don't pay for it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
I do love, especially a free one. All right.
Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
So yeah, well let's open up the phones and text
and see what we got on the top of the topics.
Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Not just food trucks people, No.
Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
No, right now, food truck. The question here is and
we'll keep it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
We'll keep it focused. What's something people constantly brag about
that doesn't impress What's seventy three minus four? Yeah, it's
hot question.
Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you?
I feel like for me, one of the things, there's
a number of things, but like one of the things
is when people constantly remind you about whatever their ethnicity is.
Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Oh yeah, we get it. As something. I think the
Italian flags on everything whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
Dating dating sites a lot or dating apps, I should
say it's like, okay, cool, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
We get it.
Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
I love Africa like cool, Like it doesn't matter what
it is, Like I'm talking this not like this is
not toward one group of matter, which it's the people
who are like, oh, Irish. There's a lot of Irish people.
I know, they're like, oh god, damn it, we get it, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
And then sometimes there's the flags on the side of
the car, which I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
Yeah, I think I brought this up before. But when
you go on a cruise and people have different colored
lanyards for how many cruises they've taken, Yeah, I've said, Okay,
that's awesome. Yeah, that much free time rules.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Yeah, I would say, I know this is gonna sound weird,
but like, I'm not impressed by a millionaire. I am
impressed by billionaires. I've been around a couple of billionaires
and it's just like it's just so weird on the
just the level of a billionaire.
Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
Like now it depends someone's got a million dollars, but
if someone has got fifty million dollars, one hundred million dollars, right,
So what's the threshold incredible a billion? Yeah, you can
have nine hundred million dollars or sixty Yeah you're.
Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Close to a billion. Yeah, you're you're pretty much four
hundred million dollars. You're still not there yet, I am,
But then you meet a billionaire.
Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
Oh, sure, you know, it's just like nor it's a
four hundred million. It's all the same to me, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Yeah, well no, I'm just trying to understand that. But
you're right, you're right, Like if someone's like they have
a million dollars, Yeah, you.
Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
Know, it's like by a house in most places, it's
not what.
Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
It used to be.
Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
Sure, you know, I'm impressed by it. Yeah, but I
don't understand too when you have pro athletes who moved
to a different state because they're going to make fifty
two million. Here they're making fifty million.
Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
What's the difference?
Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
Was what's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't
impress you at all? Eight seven seven that's eight seven
seven forty four?
Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
What oh hell yeah, menace? Are you going to her residency?
I would? I have not been. That's a menace. That's
a menace. Con I would totally go.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
Let's go, girls, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
Been to all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
A lot of people on the text saying the people
who claim about I've never taken a sick day or
a vacation day, Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
Wow, congratulations, you get nothing for that.
Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Well, that's related to the I work eighteen hours a day. Oh,
a lot of that.
Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
Might we may have worked with the guy who was
like that ten years ago. Hopefully, thankfully he's changed.
Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
There's a lot of that on the text. Uh, well,
we'll get to it. I've uh, I've tagged a lot
of these texts.
Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
You know, I work twelve hours a day. Okay, cool,
you work your brain.
Speaker 7 (01:20:55):
You've beating your head against.
Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
The wall gap.
Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Flex.
Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
When a couple tells me they have never really spent
more than a few hours apart from each other, that's
not a good thing.
Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Codependent much, Yeah, sounds pretty fun.
Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
That sounds great to me, So I says when they
start with in high school, I was, I don't care.
Oh yeah, reminis being a sports god in high school totally.
Speaker 8 (01:21:17):
Everybody has that one high school person who it's like
you peaked in high school.
Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Al Bundy uh five oh five says I'm not impressed
with people who lift their trucks or add all the
extra lights, mud tires, snorkels. Fat ass. Yeah, the snorkels
for like jeeps and stuff. Yeah, but could you like
say I think it looks cool at least? Sure you
can't say I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
It depends if it's going to be something that you're
driving to the grocery store. And I saw this really
funny video. It was a man I can't remember that
it was one of the SUVs, but on the back
of it had the ladder. Oh, you guys, just a
case I ever need a ladder. This person's just ridiculing
the crap out of this.
Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
They do that a lot with the changeovers, like they
make fun of them. Oh, I have a letder. We
had to crawl on the roof of your car to
load the stuff. Uh, well you're four months of supplies.
Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
Yes, what if I'm going What if Gina and I
are off to the desert? We have to load our
sleeping bags and a couple more. We wouldn't need the ladder.
Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Car ones off the text. I am not impressed by
these dudes. Would there want to be race cars that
are extremely loud and obnoxious for no reason?
Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
Joined the club.
Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Gas mileage on a long trip or really any time. Honestly,
people that brag about their well, yeah, man got some
really good gas mileage.
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
That's a dad brag. That's yeah, that's a dad brag.
Hank kill sort of thing, one like that says being
a member of MENSA or pooping in the shower. Oh well,
there's only one person who's good enough to be both
of those things, and I.
Speaker 7 (01:22:54):
Mean that person making a choice.
Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Are you good enough to poop? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Mensa, Mensa, she's got the MENSA membership.
Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
I'm curious about that again, but we'll get into at least.
Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Yeah, because there's just no way she could.
Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Well, because she said, like your therapist recommended you for it,
and then you took like a.
Speaker 7 (01:23:13):
Therapist recommended me. No, I took. I took the test
with a psychologist. It was three hours.
Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
But that's a weird thing for a psychologist to administer,
and administer it, I mean, yeah, it's I guess they could.
Speaker 9 (01:23:28):
But wait, did you go?
Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
Did you do it online?
Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
No, well that's not that's not the school library. It's
not a thing you can do. It is, well, it
shouldn't be. I went to a I went to an
actual MENSA organized event at a local library. It's a
sit down, paper and cool guy. Yes, yeah, yeah, I
hate learning and being smart, but it check this out.
Speaker 12 (01:23:52):
I having an iPhone, I'll tell me the same I'm
talking about the premise here that your psychologist said, which,
by the way, psychologists total scam right menace? Uh who said, smart,
let me spend me, let me bill you for three
hours and to sit down with you with a test.
Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
So that's that's one scenario. It's not my scenario. So
I have questions.
Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Okay, so what what?
Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
What actually happened? So I so I was talking to
my therapist and we were all good, and I was
talking about how the fact that I grew up feeling
really dumb. I was never in a gift to class
because I had all kinds of learning problems, but even
nobody cared about that stuff back then, and now everyone's
so precious. And we talked about it, and she goes,
do you want to do you want me to administer
(01:24:36):
the actual i Q test, like the real one? She
gave you an IQ test, not a MENSA test.
Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Correct.
Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
And then when I got my score, which was shocking, Eer,
I do have a number. I looked it up and
I said, oh my god, I qualify for a card.
That isn't that big of a deal and we shouldn't
bring up that much. And I have my MENSA acceptance letter,
and I have all of my credentials, and she's even.
Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Got a photocopy of her card that's hanging up above
her desk in the office.
Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
It just sounds like a conflict of interest because because
it's someone who wants you to feel better, they know
that you had, like you said, an inferior complex.
Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
Right, But she's not. It's not subjective, she's adding, she's
totaling it. I'm not flowers for Algernon. It's it's actually
I know that book. I shouted that book out before
on the show.
Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
I'd be interested in an objective third party.
Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
I'd be very interested. Say hi to Dawn, good morning,
don Hi, Hi, good morning everybody.
Speaker 13 (01:25:40):
Yeah I heard.
Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
I am not impressed by people that want to tell
me that their dogs have papers American.
Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Yeah. I have a tech career company and people always
want to tell me.
Speaker 9 (01:25:57):
And I'm like, you know what, I.
Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Love that much just as much as I do that
pure bread. So I really didn't care. Tell her what's up? Yeah,
if it ain't purebread, it ain't right. Wow, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, don't there aren't not too much.
Don't impress menace money? Yeah, you know where that thank
(01:26:22):
you that the we go home now I guess I'm
in mensa right, pure bread, right, Yep, that's it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
I'm not impressed when people brag about their kids and
how they're in advanced classes, then complain about all the
work they have to do. Du smart kids have more work,
thank you. Uh seven one four. People who brag about
how much they work either here you're not hustling, you're
getting screwed.
Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
Yeah, or again you're or you're just running on a
treadmill and doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
Three one seven says being vegan, Shut up, thank you.
Two O Thracian. A few of these not impressed with
your tesla at this point.
Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
No, no, un oh, I'm so impressed and horny just
because they're the best.
Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
They're the best looking vehicles in the road. They are
very cool. My kid built it in roadblocks, yeah, when
he was four.
Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
Very popular game. People who are in their mid twenties
bragging about traveling, but their parents are paying for all
the trips. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Anything that you're bragging about that you didn't pay for yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
This goes for a lot of influencers too. You know
these people will go like, oh, well here I am
at the season the multi coast.
Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
Yeah. No, like who cares.
Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Yeah, a lot of stuff about Yeah, not impressed by
a number of followers that came in.
Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
People who brag about not drinking soda cool. Oh yeah
I don't drink so I'll have that's poison.
Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
People that you know bragg about how much.
Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
They go to the gym. Cool.
Speaker 8 (01:27:54):
I don't ever want to hear about the gym period, and.
Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
I know it's played out to talk about for a reason.
I don't want to hear about cross Yeah, none of it.
Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
I don't hear much about that anymore on the show.
For you're the first person.
Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Because the founder a CrossFit, I think he dropped an
end bomb or something. And then it's kind of a
lot of CrossFit gyms de affiliated. No longer cool to
take a sledgehammer, hit a tire with.
Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
It, to do this, to do wiggly arms with the
rope ropes, because you're bat right, Yeah, eight four woody
text us over to two two ninety seven more flowing
in on the text If you want to call in, great,
we'll get some more again. The question what's something that
people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you at all?
(01:28:36):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody text, shouldn't I.
Speaker 8 (01:28:42):
Just man up and stop being a whining cleef boy?
Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Oh, good one on good one on the text.
Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Good question.
Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you.
Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
You've got a podcast? Cool?
Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Right? Who does?
Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
Every a hole on Earth? It seems, has a podcast?
Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Everybody and like ninety nine point eight percent of them
suck yeah and aren't profitable. Nobody's really making money on podcasts.
I mean there's a very small group of people else, Brothers,
that's about it.
Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
I'm saying there are some people that make some some money,
some decent money from the podcast, but like the number
of people compared to the number of people who have
a podcast is like, Yeah, it's like saying you're you're
going to be an all star athlete or a movie
star or whatever. You're gonna win an oscar or I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
Going to be an influencer. That's how you make my money,
right Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
So I yeah, I definitely agree with that. On your
dreams menus, here's one from the Texas name dropping people.
Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
That they know.
Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Yeah, tells me that all the time, but not famous people.
Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
It's not even like it just other like, oh well,
kind of maybe that that kind of goes to your
thing about the You know a guy who owns a restaurant.
I know the owner of the rest right, how little
they paid attention or tried in school? Yeah, honor having
friends who are black or gay or Jewish or whatever.
It helps me helps me, well, I think, well, because
(01:30:10):
I think it's like people feel like it makes them
more diverse, more diverse, tolerant. It paints them in a
way that they find to be flattering. It's like, oh,
they have gay friends, like cool, awesome, how many people
they've had sex with?
Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Uh'd be pretty cool for women too, or just men.
It has to a degree of degree of difficulty.
Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Oh okay, this is another slam at Seabast not impressed
with chubby guys that say they only sleep with sevens
and above eight and above.
Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Yeah, that's a different guy. That's not a brag. That's
saying what I would like to do. Like I have
a friend who's they call him handholders, like girls will
be willing to see with in public holding hands. Oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Oh yeah, this is another good one. This is from
the six five seven people that brag about how expensive
it is to live in their city. It's not a competition. Sorry,
you're miserable and you're an expensive town.
Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
Well yeah, people say.
Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
They'd like to one up each other on that stuff
because it makes them feel I think like, oh, well
they're better off.
Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
Yes, I think you're absolutely right, And the same as oh.
Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
You think your traffic is bad. Everybody lives in a
food town. Oh it's a great food town. Everybody's traffic
is the worst. Yeah, everything super expensive. We're getting I
do love food towns though.
Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Oh people that brag about how they've never eaten the
McDonald's or they don't.
Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
They don't. I don't eat fast food. I instantly hate you.
And I don't want to tell by how they got mad.
This one's definitely mine.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
How they got mad and threw their phone against a
wall or into a river, impulsively destroying something expensive. Yeah
I didn't say it was cool.
Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
I've done that.
Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Yeah, you know, headphones or the keyboard that one time.
Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
I would have loved to see that.
Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
You've cut chords with scissors.
Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Oh yeah, well, because I was trying to rip the
piece of equipment out of the studio. It was in
the on the on air studio and they it was
just not working. They wouldn't listen, wouldn't fix, wouldn't fix.
I'm like, get this thing out of here, so I
want to go rip it out. And the one cord
just wouldn't come loose from yanking it. So I grabbed
the scissors and I cut it, and then I threw
it out the studio door down the hallway.
Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
I was so mad. A falcony. Yeah, just for fun.
This one says how fast and irresponsibly they drive ignorance,
like I don't understand computers.
Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
That's for nerds to worry about. Or you know how
amazing your baby is. That's another one's coming through. When
people claim and they are proud about how they never
read books, that could also be targeted to me. I'm
not proud about it. I buy books with the intention
of reading them, and they look, no I have. It's
(01:32:56):
not even for how they look. I buy them because
I'm legitimately interested in reading them. And then there they
said I have the joy of cooking.
Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
Yeah, yeah, how's that going. It's awesome. Yeah, I just
keep it on the table, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
Well, anyway, thank you everybody for your for your feedback
on that Oh yeah, people that use the word beamer here. Oh,
people that bragg they've been to Japan. I think that
one's at you menace.
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
We don't bragg that we've been. We said that your
daily mention of Japan.
Speaker 7 (01:33:33):
Go to Japan and learn from it.
Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
Yeah, what he shows next?
Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Hang on, we'll be right, We'll be right.
Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
We'll be right back. So what do you show? Recommended
by seven out of three mathematicians. It's seven out of three.
Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
Recommended by three out of seven mathematicians.
Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
There you go, that's not very good.
Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
Show some stuff in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Thirty six years after the o G came out, Beetlejuice
back killed it. The open the weekend, as we already heard,
but one hundred and ten million. Well here's the thing
I thought was pretty interesting. It's the third best opening
weekend of the year so far, behind Inside Out Too
and Deadpool. But here's the fun fact. The original Beetlejuice
opening weekend made eight million dollars. This one did one
hundred and ten up against something I'm going and this
(01:34:18):
is a nineteen eighty eight. It went on to make
seventy seven million. That sounds like nothing now, right, because
it wasn't super popular when it came out in theaters.
It wasn't until like afterwards the cult clastic right exactly. Also,
Michael Keaton says he's going to start using his real
name professionally, So get ready for Michael Keaton Douglas.
Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
Why now, Yeah, that's weird. I did watch it. I'll
give it a six out of ten. There's just so
many different stories going on within it. But I wasn't terrible.
I love the original, Yeah, but this one it just
had like, I don't know, four different stories happening within
the movie, and I think they could at least drop
two of them.
Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Yeah, but again, still worth watching. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
I think we're gonna take the kids this weekend. Yeah,
because everybody in our house they're all Beetle Juice fans, Beetlejuice.
My daughter was beele Juice for Halloween Love.
Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
Yeah. I think she'll enjoy it, babe.
Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Yeah, a Goony sequel. Yes, it has been greenlit and
the original cast is set to return. Production can start
next year, with the hope of the movie getting the
theaters either in twenty twenty six or twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Way does this mean Corey Feldman's getting acting?
Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
Sean Yeah, Brolin, Yeah, Sean Aston, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen,
Corey Feldman and k Hoy Kwan.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
The guy who played Sloth, he died back in nineteen
eighty nine. He was only thirty eight years old. But
they just found another giant guy and put us a menace.
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
You could do it?
Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
Yeah, I'm down. But yeah, how are you gonna corral
Corey Feldman? Yeah, he's gonna have time with all the touring.
They'll give him. They'll give him a little time. He'll
be like he'll be a gas station. Yeah, Like he
lives in a different area and they'll just like hemp
popping or something.
Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
Now every expecting the Oasis reunion to blow up as
soon as Liam and Noel Gallagher start fighting. Yeah, it's
going to happen, but for now, Liam went to war
over the weekend with Oasis fans the fans Yeah, in
a response to people complaining about the price and availability
of tickets. When somebody accused the band of ripping off fans,
Liam said, shut up. However, a separate message, Liam said
(01:36:22):
that he was bummed that some fans got left out
but I mean, well, look when you get a ticket
like that, Yeah, we do. Like Lincoln Park's doing a
show for the first time in seven years. Guess what,
it's a hot ticket yea. And people want to get
to the earlier shows on this one just because what's
the chance like Morsey showing up, like yeah, what's the chance?
Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
I got a couple of my friends are going to
the Manchester shows, which aren't till like July eleven, So
it's very luck.
Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Thanks to the Ticketmaster dynamic pricing system they're saying, is
they just the pricing based on market conditions aka supplying
the man Oasis tickets are crazy expensive, crazy expense. Go
back to the nostalgia movie stuff. McCaulay Culkin is going
on tour. Yes, he's gonna be talking home alone.
Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Because he has a band too. I've seen him play Yeah,
the Velvet Pizza Underground yep.
Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
The show, billed as a Nostalgic Night with McCauley Culkin,
kicks off November thirtieth and Buffalo, New York, and ends
up December fifteenth. In Massachusetts. Pre sale starts today. The
shows include a screening in the movie followed by a
Q and a with the audience. There's also gonna be
a VIP package that includes a photo op with mccauleay Culkin.
Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
Think what I would ask?
Speaker 8 (01:37:33):
You know, what more do we need to know about?
Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:37:35):
Well, Greg, how about a decade worth of Milicuna stories.
Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
Oh yeah, true, that is true, Like you had sex
with milicunas. Yeah, I had done well.
Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
She was like in that seventies show primarily family Family Guy. Yeah,
family guy.
Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
Yeah. Private her career.
Speaker 7 (01:37:55):
The whole time she was banging mcaullay cul he was
doing nothing.
Speaker 8 (01:38:00):
He does have gay energy. Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
He did that gay movie what was it called Monster Mans?
Greg is the most perfect what in the world.
Speaker 8 (01:38:09):
She's the most perfect woman in the world.
Speaker 5 (01:38:11):
Yeah. Even do a gay guy like Greg go straight
for her?
Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Seeing the Gomez is officially a billionaire, noise she is. Yeah,
that's thanks to her beauty and cosmetics brand, not from
her other stuff. She started Rare Beauty four You're I'm
sorry Rare Beauty. This is four years ago and already
cracked the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, has her net worth listed
at one point three billion dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
This seems to be how else celebrities do it. This
is how Rihanna did it.
Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
This is Kyle makeup. It's makeup.
Speaker 8 (01:38:40):
You're busy in the lab the lap, George.
Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
Clooney did it, and Reynolds did it.
Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpsons.
Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
So why don't we just do it makeup?
Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Well, look, Tom Sigura and birth There're gonna be billionaires
of this vodka.
Speaker 7 (01:38:54):
Yeah, I just need to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Just do that.
Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
On a side note, only Murders in the Building has
been renewed. There's gonna be a season five.
Speaker 7 (01:39:02):
I thought they were so over that because Steve Martin's dead,
He's legally dead.
Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
When Landy Wilson was first getting really popular, she was
off in tease for having a big old butt. Then
she started working out. She lost a few pounds, which
you know, made her ass smaller, and now some fans
are mad about that. One had the nerve to ask her,
and I quote, what happened to that back door turd
cutter you had? That's what I would say, what happened
to which she replied, why are you worried about my
(01:39:29):
turd cutter? Worry about your own cut your own turds?
Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
Yeah, yeah, can you tell everyone who Laney Wilson is, Well.
Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
She's in the Yellowstone. Yeah, no, she's a country That's
why I figureed because made us know this country stuff. No,
I thought, you're honestly, you know who's having the same backlash?
Is what the hell's her name? Honestly? Who is it?
Bb Rex is No, not bb Rex? No, it's not Lizzo?
Is it turd Cutter? I ice, it's going through the
(01:39:57):
same thing. Got too skinny, she got too skinny, and
then people are talking about her butt constantly.
Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Yeah, Lennie Wilson mean, like you know, she got She
was already popular before Yellowstone, but Yellostone really pushed her
over the top.
Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
I've never seen one second Yellowstone, but Jerky rules I
did start Tulsa King. Oh you did.
Speaker 8 (01:40:18):
Instant A plus instant addiction.
Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Yeah, that's that's what I've been telling To be fair,
he told us about two weeks before what he did.
That's no, that's true, And like, dude, you got to
watch the show. You see him coming out in a week.
Surprisingly hilarious, NBC has announced Jimmy Fallons Tonight Show is
gonna tape and air episodes four nights a week instead
of five. That's good, which I mean Jimmy Kimmel does this,
(01:40:44):
Stephen Colbert does it, Seth Myers the Daily Show. They're
all on four day schedules. They could be on one.
Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
The creators of south Park say they're going to hold
off on any new episodes until after the election. They
say they can't think of anything new they can say
about Donald Trump. Quote it's in Porton, but kind of
takes over everything.
Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
And we just have less fun.
Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Menis, have you gotten on the Casa Founders Club yet?
Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
No? Everybody else has.
Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
I've got so I have an official Casa bonit so
the which is the subject of an early south Park
episode where they read and they're doing a documentary about Cassaba.
Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
Too that taste drive you brought in the.
Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
But it's an actual restaurant in Denver, right and they
now pre released reservations still start next week. I'm on
the Founder's Club card, Menace. I know you want to
be an influencer and be there, Dude. I know four
different people that got the Founder's cards, and yeah, I
have yet to receive an.
Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Email to take five.
Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
I might have to take Menace as my date.
Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
I'll stress up, I put out And finally here Keith
Urban was trying to say how much he loves Miley
Cyrus's vocals, but it came off kind of awkwardly, and
I this is what I would say, because I don't
like her voice. He said, I love that voice. Man,
she sounds like an ash tray. And it meant that
as a compliment. Hell well, because kind that.
Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
I like it too, I hate it.
Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
And it was on a it was on some Australian
radio show. Is pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Now do you hate it when she's speaking or do
you actually hate it? But she's singing.
Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
She sounds like a dude when she's speaking.
Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
So anyway, the show and then when she and then when.
Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
She's singing, she sounds even more like really, do think
she's hot though?
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
No, no, she's great.
Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Oh god, a lot of a lot of dudes think
she's hot.
Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
No, no, she's got a good body for sure.
Speaker 4 (01:42:31):
Yeah, but then she opens her mouth, she's a yeah, no,
thank you. All right, time to check in on the birthday.
See what's happening there, and of course your porno birthday.
Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Show.
Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
It's sure birthday, it's shiver. We're gonna sit thee. She
was like, it's sure birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
And you know we don't do He's starting with the celebrities.
Happy birthday to Ryan Phillippy.
Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
He is a fifty years old looks twenty seven.
Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
He's a director in Madonna's ex husband, Guy Ritchie is
fifty six. Colin Firth is sixty four. Randy Johnson, the
Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher, he was known as the
Big Unit. Okay right, I mean he's sixty one. Joe Perry,
the guitarist for Aerosmith, is seventy four. Legendary rapper Big
Daddy Kane is fifty six. Country singer Ashley Monroe is
(01:43:25):
thirty eight. And Bill O'Reilly, the political commentator Hawk show host,
he's seventy five.
Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
Did she have sex with him? Greg, Bill o'reiley? Did
I have sex with him? Yes? We had a long affair. Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
Today's porn of Birthday is Drew Sebastian and Today's Birthday Boy.
He's been busy laying pipe in two hundred and seventeen
fine films, including Horse Hung Drew.
Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
In.
Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
He was in Hole Record Volume one, Oh That Will Happen?
Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
Bare Backing Black Studs Volume one he is in stick It,
Bang It, Breed It, Leave It. He was in Parking
in the Rear Volume one, also Free Ball in Dads,
Oh Boy, and who can forget his unforgetable role in
Sorry about Your whole.
Speaker 5 (01:44:12):
Oh he's sorry. Sorry, he's not sorry about that, You're sorry, Ballarca.
I don't think you'd like it. He's definitely a gay
porn star, but I don't think you like him. It's
kind of an older he's fit.
Speaker 8 (01:44:25):
God, I can't even see that far. But he's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (01:44:28):
He's old, white and ball. But what do you think
about the penis? I can't really, I can't say investigate.
It's like it's probably in the eight range. Yeah, what
do you think.
Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
I mean?
Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
Size wise, yes, Harry, but it kind of has a weird.
Speaker 7 (01:44:44):
Shape or man, one of those dudes think just because
they have a big pen everything else is forgivable.
Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
It's not. No face is gross. And yeah, porn's not
done for women, clearly. Yeah not this one.
Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
Yeah, that's Drew sy Bash and he's fifty years old
today and out of your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is Look at what's happening in the world.
Of entertainment. This morning, we are the wood Show. We're
gonna to get a quick break. We'll be right back.
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We're gonna take a little bit of a break in
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The show Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.
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For you tomorrow. Another one of these random ask Greg questions. Right,
Like Greg gets these random thoughts and he throws it
out there. This one is about survivor's guilt.
Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
Yeah, I've heard about that. You know, like there's a
some kind of accident, a plane crash or something, and
there's one person that survives, right, and the end up
having survivors guilders. One person survives a car wreck, Yeah,
and how they get survivor's guilt. So Greg has a
question around that, and of course all the other stuff
we got for you, plus whatever you leave for us
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(01:46:20):
now and tomorrow morning when we hit the air by
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Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
All right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.
Speaker 8 (01:46:34):
Please you have vinyl records are groovy?
Speaker 7 (01:46:38):
Thinks you did that?
Speaker 5 (01:46:38):
Get it?
Speaker 12 (01:46:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
I get it. They just you know, it's weird. I've
you know, read it.
Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
Of course I've seen videos and stuff about how they
make them and everything and they literally just press it.
Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
Yeah yeah, how how like how does that work?
Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
How does that make sound?
Speaker 5 (01:46:55):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Like I got to say, I would make like some
kind of sound, but like to where you can hear
like all the instruments and the vocal.
Speaker 5 (01:47:00):
Yeah, the right tone and everything else. It's like, wow,
they figured that out like a long time, I know,
like back from the stone age. I know. Crazy. All right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that.
Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day, s
MD double M.
Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
I quit this bitch.
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