The Woody Show September 16th 2024 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Ay, good morning, everybody. Good morning Woody. Today's Monday. It
is September of the sixteenth, twenty twenty four, a new
week ahead of us. Greg, we get to be here.
That's right, and you get to listen to the Woody Show.
You've made a wise decision. We thank you for doing that.
My name is Whatddy. That is Greg Gory. Good morning.
We've got menace. What there is sea mass? Gina grad

(01:06):
is here, Hey Sammy. We got Bort Caroline the Boody
Show production department. Morgan our associate producer, she's here today.
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(01:28):
eight seven. We'll see how your weekend went. We got
the weekend cheers and jeers. Also get you caught up
on all the trending news headlines. Things that everybody's talking
about today brand new redneck news. We've got some of
the entertainment stuff to get to. We got the birthdays,
porn of birthdays. So back at it for another week.
You're on the Woody Show. But I want to start

(01:49):
this morning with some mother e fin food news. Now.
The reason I know, we just did a round of
food news, maybe just a couple of shows ago. But
there's more food. There's more food, and it's a wood
showed taste dry something that we talked about in the

(02:10):
Food News whoa that we now have in studio thanks
to minute or I should I say your wife because
the sticker on this stuff has your wife's name. Oh yeah,
she ordered it? Yeah? For me, it was hard to find.
Oh yeah, yeah. Well okay, so I went into the
convenience store one day last week and they had on
the cooler cases. They had the sticker up there promoting
that they have this stuff limited time. Yeah, but they

(02:31):
didn't have any of it there yet. I know, like
some places like it sold out and then other places
like Cup run over? Yeah what cup and run over? Now?
What are we talking about, Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
We are talking about the new Coca Cola Oreo. Yeah,
I will hold up the path. We have the cookies

(02:51):
and they also made the drink, so you put coke
in my Oreos, all right, So there you go. There's
the there's the Oreo cookie with the Coca Cola with
the popping candy, they say, so it looks like, you know,
there's there's a there's a red cookie, which I'm assuming
it's still chocolate flavored. There's the regular Oreo chocolate cookie
on the other side. And then they got the cream

(03:12):
in the middle smell, which also has the popping candy.
So it's supposed to be like the fizz, which those
are good. They kind of They don't smell good to paint.
Let me tell you know. Okay, comes, I'm smelling the package.
I got my nose in the package over here. Yeah
you do, but you check it out. So like when
I smell like the bag is open at the end,

(03:34):
I smell that, you know, it smells like it smells
like if you open up a package of those gummy
Cola bottles. That's what it tastes like. That's what it
smells like. Yeah, you smell directly. It smells like paint.
I don't hate it. And there's a lot of filling.
Doesn't have more filling than that. Joints probably double stuffed.
It's like animal crackers.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, it's not bad vanilla e oh it after taste yeah,
oh yeah, oh wow, something's going on there.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
It's kind of like animal crackers. I'm so crazy with
a chemical aftertaste. After taste is rough. Wow. Oh yeah,
I'm surprised it hits you like ten seconds later. It's
the opposite. Usually things like get better. Yeah, right, like
like you usually right away it's like super hot or whatever.
Then the mellows that like a like a like a

(04:24):
sour patch gets really sour. And then all of a sudden,
it's like, oh, I'm just delightful getting all these tongue
feels fuzzy and not in a good way. What do
you what do you think bad?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
I figure all correct, there's animal cracker in there. The
popping and fizzing comes in aftertaste. I'm not really getting
in a second, Yeah they're not, you know what, it's
kind of that I'm getting.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
They have one more distant like gingerbread. Yeah, you totally
double double kind of a chemically ginger bread. Yeah, my
tongue feels like I touched poison. I was willing to
try it. I'm not willing to buy it, well said right, like,
I wouldn't go out now and oh those were really good.
I get a whole package of them. If you give
it to me and said that's supposed to be Coca Cola,
I would say you stupid. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. I

(05:07):
wouldn't say Coca cola. Dare we wash it down?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Okay, so that's thing on a scale one to ten?
What are you giving the Coca Cola oreo one one?
I'm going zero. I'm not giving a zero. I'll give
it like I'm going three zero, I'm going two two,
all right, Zero going to be accurate because zero is dog.
Feezis that's fair. Zero it nice. It does. That's why

(05:34):
I gave it. The three is terrible. The look is terrible.
I like, I like the amount of filling in the
Last Night frendous four. So them joints are you know,
not not dry and dog would be better than I
don't know about that. The other thing they've released, it's
a coke zero oreo, so the limitation oreo coke zero

(05:55):
and these are in the little mini cans. And uh,
there you go and get a nice little picture for
the for the camera. There smells weird. This one smells
bad too, don't you. Don't you hate that sound like
when like it can't open.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
It's the pouring sound that oh when people go a yeah,
the pouring sound that is in commercial is terrible. I
don't smell it anything different.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
This is this is not good. Oh god, this is
It tastes like old medicine.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And I love soft drinks against zero oreo. Yeah, but
I'm also not getting Coca cola. Yeah, I'm not getting anything. Yeah,
I'm not getting Coca cola or Oreo to that. All right,
this is like a generic tempted absolutely now. I mean
look it's uh it's zero calories unlike those oreos. It's
not drinking.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
It is caffeine free diet coke and the gold.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, for whatever reason, that's why my mom buys all
the time, my grandmother. Yeah, caffeine free diet. Yeah, you're right,
can't the point. Yeah, they're already kind of half flat
when you get out, they're just licking metal. It doesn't
really taste like anything to me. The smell is awful. Yeah,
all right, Well we tried. Wow, that people were involved

(07:09):
in creating this stuff. Yeah, how many focus And again
this is like when SeaBASS talks about like a company says, oh,
we're going to pay everybody to watch the Sopranos. You know,
they spend like they give them five thousand dollars to
do it. Every time they release a new flavor, people
who otherwise probably wouldn't go out and just to get
oreos are going out like we are going like, oh,
I'll try it. They see it. They haven't tried that

(07:31):
on the juturo or the new whatever it is, and
so they end up selling way more. They just hear
oreo yeah, and they go and I haven't tried I'll
get a pack or i'll get it whatever I do.
Don't do now you're not going back for these, which
is why it's limited time. The drink I don't get
at all. Yeah, that's offensive. Was it last year we
had the candy corn oreos? Those are good?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Of course you like that I did.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I will give you that better than these. Okay. Well,
in the food news, something's coming back. I'm really about
it news. It's news from Chipotle and after a three
year break, they're bringing back that smoke brisket. Oh yeah,
we're talking now. Is it the best smoke brisket I've
ever had? Absolutely not, It's Chipotle. It's like, is McDonald's
the best burger you've ever No, it's not, but you

(08:16):
know what, it's really good. And when you're just all
the standard stuff at Chapotle all the time, it's nice
to have a change. If this was a regular menu item,
the smoke brisket, this would be my go to. I
like this move of the proteins there. They lost their
CEO to Starbucks. Yeah, so this is their uh yeah,
they first they first rolled this out. It was during
COVID and it was an instant hit. And so Chipoti

(08:39):
they're offering zero dollar delivery fee on all smoked brisket
orders from now until September twenty ninth. Oh day, we
had this great item. Let's get rid of it. You
just have to order on the Chipotle app or on
Chipoti dot com. Sorry, Greg, that's just the delivery thing. Yeah,
I'm not. I think we all feel a little queasy.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Now.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I'm not queasy. It's just sometimes I'm like menace. I'm
just kind of this a Yeah, I'm I'm not angry.
I'm disappointed. Depression horrible. Some other food news news, McDonald's
they're going to be extending their five dollars meal deal
at most of their locations. That's through the end of
the year. I support this, McDonald said their franchisees, we're

(09:18):
giving the option to vote on whether to extend the
value meal, and about eighty percent of them voted to
keep it through the end of December. And now the
meal includes a mcdouble or a McChicken, four piece nugget,
small fry, and a small fountain beverage for just five bucks.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Oh yeah, that's almost bringing back the dollar. That's the
dollar twenty five menus what that is?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah? And didn't Wendy's did dead for a while too.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
They had that same I think every major chain McDonald's
getting the Headlin Burger King.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, every major chain has a vertical look. We need
to bring people back. Yep, all right, mena. Some Taco
Bell NEWSS news there's a new limited time value meal
just introduced by Taco Bell, the grilled cheese Burrito Bell Bundle.
Oh what so grilled cheese burrito, which I have not
tried yet. It sounds awesome, seasoned beef chilupa Supreme and

(10:07):
I tid the grilled cheese brito for some years now. Yeah,
Cantina Chicken soft taco, I know, but like for as
often as I go to Taco Bell, every time I go,
get the same thing you get the I get the
order with the Mexican pizza and the two tacos every
time week. Avocado sal severity sauce packet, you get cinnamon twist,
a medium fountain drink and it's an nine cents. That's
a lot of food, it is. It'll fill you up

(10:29):
on money. Is a grilled cheese burrito.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
So what they do is they take a burrito and
then they just basically they shred They put the shredded
cheese on the top and throw it onto the little
to the two set of griller they have, so you
get like a nice crispy, gooey layer of cheese on
the outside.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
So it's like the enchurito with no sauce.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Remember the en currito a little bit.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, every once in a while they grill it when
they couldy wrap it up you know in the wax paper.
Every once in a while, the cheese will leave the burrito.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
And the waxed paper. Yeah, that's good. That's the fun.
That's the roll of the dice you get when you'll
put up your packet. Of course, the cheeselaying a game.
Yeah yeah, So what exactly is that, Well, it's like
everything else, we have just a different configuration. It's a
different configuration. Due they gotta release that Baja Blast cheesecake
that I tried at their Super Bowl party. Dude, it's lit.

(11:15):
I mean, they they released the gelato version that they
had as well, but I'm telling you, the the cheesecake
version that they had is one of the best things
I've ever tried. So good. Yeah, it was that lit. Okay,
here we go, so check it out. They did the
they totaled it all up for the article. They said,
if you were to buy all those things individually, you're

(11:36):
gonna spend seventeen bucks. This is ten half basically. Yeah.
So that's available for a limited time at participating Tuco
bell locations nationwide. And finally, I don't know if you
guys had seen this, but I finally saw one pizza Hut.
They unveiled the new pizza box here recently. That's also
a table. Yes, I haven't seen that yeah. So it's

(11:59):
meant for people who are moving to a new place,
because what does everybody always buy? Yeah, so they buy
pizza and beer for everybody. The bottom folds out to
a like a sturdy base, and by sturdy they mean
enough for a pizza, not you know, you can't put
your feet up on it. They use it as your
dining Yeah. I mean it is a gimmick though, and

(12:19):
it was only in a few different cities, but I
finally saw a picture of one and here I have.
Here you go, so this is what it is. So
you can sit on the floor and pizza and your
pizzas up off the ground. Yeah. I'm really enjoying Dave
Portnoy's pizza reviews. Yeah, I mean, yeah, can you watch
like five of them?

Speaker 8 (12:39):
Though?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
No, But I like what he's doing because, like people are,
I guess as a content person, I like it because
there's a ton of people who are going to it
and watching him and checking them out, and he's built
the whole thing. It's a very it's a low effort,
high return kind of thing for him. You know. I
look at the stuff that like my daughter watches or

(13:00):
my son watches on YouTube, and like, can you watch
more than thirty seconds of that. God, no half the time.
No like to serve one family. All they do is
make pancakes. That's all you do. And she is enjoying
all that. Yeah, and everything loves it. They all do that.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
He goes to with that, like he helps out. They
helps out the business big time. And we just missed
the festival over the weekend. Your Yeah, that thing I
was looking at going in that last year. It was
like one hundred and something dollars and you get like
four free slices of pizza and no musical acts that
are in decent.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Geez, why you hate Dave so much? Well, because he
didn't think of the idea. Well, no, first off day.
Porteney follows me on Twitter but but neat, Yeah, it's
something with me. But again the pizza reviews they're they're
they're nice. But again it's like after more than two
like what happens, It's like okay, cool.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Well, people will say that about Cardon Arts and people
say about these pancakes families, we are going to get
mad because it's not.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
There's way more than happens. I'll agree, Thank you for
the entertainment value on Cardnarks far more diversity. Again, I'm
looking at it from if I'm Dave Portnoy. He has
created Yeah him, It's awesome, That's what I mean. Like, Man,
what a simple, easy, delicious idea. You going around people
give you free pizza, and you go give me the
seven point eight. And I'll say this, and I totally

(14:22):
agree with you both on the card Ark thing. But
I'm just saying, like people would say the same thing. Well,
they shouldn't because that'd be stupid. Those are the people
who don't put their car back. Yeah, we're gonna take
a quick break. We got some more Woody show coming
up for your next minute. He wants these oreos and
the soda. Come grab it, Hey you I mean, I'll
eat it. The Wit Show. We'll be in a sec.
What's up, everybody. It's Metace Wittier.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Myself and port are gonna be in Wittier Tuesday, September
twenty fourth from two to four pm doing a bunch
of giveaways at California Fish Grill in Wittier. We're talking
about theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody show merch in
more again September twenty fourth, from two to four pm.
Come hang out with us. In the meantime, keep enjoining

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The Woody Show Podcast.

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Speaker 3 (15:24):
Hey, and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's Monday morning, September sixteenth,
twenty twenty four. It's the first morning and a long time.
I'm wearing a hoodie. I notice that you Chili. We're
getting into that season, guys'll be hoodie season. But thanks

(15:46):
for being here. Give us some of your time today.
I'm WOODI That is Greg Gorey. Good morning, Menace is here?
What is Menace? Happy Monday? Good morning. There's a Gina
grad Hey, we've got sea bass. There's Sammy money. Phones
are open eight seven seven four twenty four. It's eighty
seven seven forty four. Wood He hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eighty seven. Our
associate producer Morgan is here. Hey, talk about weekend cheers

(16:10):
and jeers. Yeah, it's like there was a there was
a couple of times this weekend, I meant to reach
out for her because she did something very brave, you guys. Yes,
Morgan decided that she was going to take a little
weekend outing and she was going to go to the
UFC fight at the Sphere, Nice Vega by herself. Greg
will go to a restaurant. Yeah that's huge, but she

(16:33):
decided this is what she's going to do now because
the tickets were so expensive. Nobody, nobody in your circle
wanted to go or.

Speaker 9 (16:39):
Right, And you know what, at the time that I
planned this, like the week prior, tickets were the lowest
I didn't know this at the time. The lowest they
were going to be at like six hundred per ticuts,
which is still a lot, still a lot.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
So they never dropped like as you got closer to
the event, not more than that.

Speaker 9 (16:54):
No, they stayed study at that and then literally the
day before and then the morning of the fight, they
skyrocketed up back to like twelve hundred even more per
ticket for the worst seat in the house, even though
it's still a great seat. So yeah, it was just
way out of my price range at that point.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
You have to wait until like thirty minutes before the right.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
Exactly even then, because I was checking it throughout the
whole entire fight. They didn't go back down to like
five hundred dollars per ticket till the very last fighters
were about to go on, and then you know, yeah,
just walking in then type of thing.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
So it looked incredible though from what I saw on
oh media, my god.

Speaker 9 (17:30):
Yeah, so cheers to the UFC promotion team production team.
They Wow, it was insane.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Well as far as you know, it was insane.

Speaker 9 (17:39):
Well, from watching at home, it was insane. I can
only imagine how the people there felt, you know, I
was seeing them in the stands. I'm like, rich, rich, rich.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, sports sportsbook, what were you doing?

Speaker 9 (17:51):
No, I actually went back home and made it just
in time to watch with my friends, so that kind
of saved the weekend.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
So she you flew back Yeah what wow? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (18:00):
Yeah, I spent almost one thousand dollars on my trip.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Between flight and hotel. Got an adventure ye. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
I love the social recap that you did. Thank you
on the trip on your Instagram.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
At Morgan Victory, there was a lot of things that happened,
but yeah, the hotel I picked was just the trashiest
hotel and tried the world. Yeah, it was cool, though,
you get what you paid four type of things.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
You thought you were going to say, it's Circus Circus. Yeah,
and it turned out to be even worse than because
it wasn't exactly Circus Circus. It was by Circus Circus,
Yeah hotels.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
I got being boozled by whatever you know company. I
bought it from online because they're like, oh, it's really cheap,
it's Circus Circus, but no, it's the Manor or whatever.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
It's called Carnival Carnival. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:44):
It's literally like a motel five minute walk from Circus Circus. Yeah,
in the middle of nowhere. It's so scary looking.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, you know, especially alone. Like if I had to
describe the room because she was showing it off on
her Instagram again at Morgan Victory, I can only pick
one word. Yeah, the word would be aids. It looked
like a typical sea bassroom.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
I stayed at the circ for the second half of
that of my correspondence from the Super Bowl.

Speaker 9 (19:15):
If you recall, were you in the actual Circus Circus hotel.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Most certainly well, just by the way for folks who
aren't familiar circus circus not exactly a hop, skip and
a jump from the sphere.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
No, it was all based on price, not based on
And then you didn't use the room for Saturday night. No,
that's the thing. I paid for the room.

Speaker 9 (19:37):
Well, I already paid for it, So I lost out
on my Saturday and I paid for a whole different
flight to fly back. Oh why because I was so depressed.
You guys have no clue. I cried myself to say Friday.
It turned out good in the end because I got
my perspective better. But I was really struggling on Friday
and shout out to my mom and talked to me

(19:58):
on the phone. I was on the ledge.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Why were you upset on Friday?

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Because I first of all, I was hitting me. That
was like once they landed in Vegas, I'm like, wow,
this is not the place you come by yourself. And
then I got to the hotel and it was really
really depressing.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
You know, I expected you you did.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Like in your recap video that I watched, you did
say something kind of indicating that you were depressed right
away because you saw everybody with their friends right yeah
there yourself.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh my god, I would have loved it.

Speaker 9 (20:26):
It was and I've gone to concerts by myself before,
I've done things, and I truly loved it. But I
don't know something about this. The second I got there,
I was just feeling really down.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I've just stayed. I stayed in the worst places over
the Yeah, well here's the thing. He thrives in those grease.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
So I stayed ahead, like fifteen different cigarette burns on
the confort.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I mean, cockroaches never stay in a nice place, and you
always find in dumpy place.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
If you really wanted to have an adventure, you're talking
about a giant UFC fight.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
It's giant. It's a giant bro event.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
You can guarantee if you hung it outside the sphere
and maybe so of asked around, you could have found
some guys or for sure that sounds safe.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Yeah, well that's another thing about me. I'm not willing
to prostitute myself.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, she doesn't want to get trafficked. Yeah, dude, it's
outside the sphere. It's not trash, it's sphere. Second location
that she goes to.

Speaker 9 (21:17):
Well, here's the thing. I had to make a quick decision,
Like do I wait all day Saturday for tickets to
go down and like Mena said, go outside the sphere
and try and get something cheap.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
If you want to taken Sea Bass advice, that wouldn't
have been the only thing going down. It's not about
the sphere, the sphere being dumpy. It's about the people
who would take advantage of a situation where there's a
woman hanging outside of the sphere for looking for a
discount or a cheap ticket or a free ticket to
the event, because then they you know, the assumption is
especially I'm guessing if you're a guy, it's not dragging

(21:48):
your knuckles into a UFC fight. Oh yeah on a
high dollar ticket. We're not outside a Raiders game that
you can take. Yeah, worse it's UFC.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, this is the kind of This is the kind
of Morgan is the type of girl, had she gone
through with this, that me and my friends would love
to find because we would find a girl like this
and we would show her a good time.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Now, I'm a nice classy What does that mean?

Speaker 9 (22:08):
Yeah, like I'm trying to find people like you see
bas outside the sphere.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Right, No, what that means is that, yeah, there's you
gotta use your you gotta use your street smarts manace
you like, there are there are cool guys who will
do this.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
And they are not so cool guys. And then if
she's supposed to filter through the ones who are offering
the free ticket, like, all right, you're gonna offering a free
teget and I'm getting a less rape vibe. Guy says,
not every dude's creepy.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
That's true, and not everybody't necessarily, and you don't, and
you make a day of it, or make an adventure
of it. You don't necessarily say you right outside the sphere.
You go to the sports book nearby, at the win
or something.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
They're all gonna think she's a prostitute if she saddles
up by herself.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
It's like, so you can. But then you tell them
a whole story about you always talk about not putting
yourself in a situation. You know, not that you ever
want a victim blame this whole situation, but you hear
about things that happen, you go, why were you there
in the first place, doing that in the first place?
This could have been completely avoided. Everything is super dangerous
and everybody's creepy.

Speaker 9 (23:03):
Minicon CBS have a great point, and I totally agree.
If I would have stayed, I definitely think I would
have made it in. However, I'm such a big fan
that I wasn't willing to miss even the very first
prelim fight. So to me, it was more important to
get home to actually see them.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
So would you fly home at like four pm on
Saturday two.

Speaker 9 (23:20):
Pm show the fight?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
You could have hung out with a bunch of other
fans and.

Speaker 9 (23:26):
Right, But then again I was sad about being alone.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
She's not much of an adventurer. Well, you know, I'm
not going to knock her for that. Yeah she did it.
I mean she didn't get into the fight.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
Yeah, hey, I still saw him, so yeah, he was
was How was the card? Oh god, it was awesome.
Shut up to everyone who thinks it was bland and whatever.
That's what we call casuals. Great card, insane, great knight
for underdogs.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
The highlight probably that Marab.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
Beat Sean O'Malley. No one was expecting that to happen,
and he kissed him and like, the whole fight was crazy.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Greg, you should be watching here on the top of
the head. The visuals hot, the visuals in the sphere
did look awesome.

Speaker 9 (24:08):
My god, insane shout out to Dana White was.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Shout out to Dana White.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
I will say this for a night that was themed
after Mexican Independence Day, the Mexican Fighters went two and six,
So yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
Not a good knight from them. And they were the
favorite ones too, so.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, yeah, well I'm starting to work out.

Speaker 9 (24:22):
That's okay.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
The video is great. You gotta watch. That's right. You
did a great job of that recap video.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
It's on her Instagram at Morgan Victory. You can check
it out there. The hotel is so sad.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
The whole time I was thinking I got bed bugs,
like I'm bringing something home.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah. Congratulations on the pregnancy.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
Yeah, thank you as well.

Speaker 10 (24:41):
Just from sitting on the the exterior looks like my
high school. It's right, like hand me down garbage.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I can handle twelve men at once.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I don't think it's appropriate.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
Even if I'm small, I can handle.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What's your body count?

Speaker 11 (24:56):
Ten?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Ten? Yeah, that's how you play the Dirty Mines game.
We know who you are. Show all right, weekend cheers
and jeers mind very simple cheers to a couple of
things I watched. I finally watched that becoming Warren Buffett's

(25:18):
HBO Yeah, it was really interesting. I mean, it's fascinating
what that guy had built and he built it from nothing.
Do you feel like he gave you any tips on
how you tube? Like he seems one of these guys
who just accomplished so much. And he started selling Coca
cola door to door as a kid, and like gum
and kind of random stuff. He says the eighth wonder
of the world is compound interest, which is which is true.

(25:43):
But all the stuff that he owns, I mean, he
owns like Dairy Queen and Geico, but sure, Hathaway, they're
the they're the company behind all these Yeah, it's like
pretty even the way he got Berkshire Hathaway, it wasn't
he didn't start that, he bought the company that we're
doing something completely different. It was really interesting. It was
a poster child for living below your means and what

(26:04):
it can Yeah. Yeah. And then the other thing. The
other thing that I watched was that Sopranos Me Too.
That was really good too. It was awesome. It basically
like behind this stuff. Yeah, it's basically just Chase one
on one with David Chase, the creator of it, but
like just kind of his little backstory and then how
the Sopranos came together and the casting and then the
stuff that went on like while the show was on

(26:26):
the air. I wonder if I should give that another try.
I watched episode one of the Sopranos, and it's such
a poor hated it great.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
From the man who said, nobody can say that Breaking
Bad was hard to watch.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
You couldn't watch.

Speaker 10 (26:39):
Breaking Bad was a plus until the final frame.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Also Sopranos, yea, and my jeers is to h to
parenting to parenthood. Oh, you know, just it's it's it's true,
it's like normal stuff, but it's like you know parents, Uh,
it's it's problems at different states. Right, So the smaller
the kid, the smaller the problem. The bigger the kid,
the bigger the problem. And so now the kids are,

(27:05):
you know, fifteen and twelve, it just becomes like, do
I really want to deal with this? Do I really
want to have this conversation? Are we really talking about?
You know, it's just it's annoyances and yeah, know it all.
And I thought you were going to get into a
good place at this age. A lot of the yeah,
there's a lot of independence, but like every stage has

(27:26):
its challenges. I would say this stage overall as far
as like the amount of independence is great. But then
also they're navigating their adolescence and their teenage years and
now you know, high school, and it's it's a it's
a thing. Yeah, it's a thing. It's a it's a
pain in the ass. How's your wife dealing with it?
Not great? Okay, I don't know money rightly?

Speaker 12 (27:50):
Job?

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, they're good kids. But again, bigger kid,
bigger the kid, the bigger the problem. Like it was,
it was great when it's like, you know, the biggest
asshle was like having to watch them all the time. Yeah, yeah,
you know. Now it's like gos. Sure they can go
outside and they can play by themselves. You don't have
to really worry about it, or you can set them off.
They can do their morning routine the weekend, right, Yeah, exactly.
They can wake up and pour their own bowl cereal
to the TV on or something. But I'd much rather

(28:13):
do than that in hindsight, now, I'd much rather do
that than some of this other st Oh yeah really,
oh yeah, you haven't had the talk. What's going on?
I mean, there's all kind of yeah, it's just like
it's it's parenting dude. That's that's that's my jeers. I
missed out Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (28:28):
My cheers is also to something that I watched, to
show that I told you guys about for the first
time ever called Tulsa King.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Oh yeah, wow, I love it was the new season though, yeah,
it's as of just yesterday.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Do you love it ironically?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I just love its new respect for slides. It's a slam,
funny violence. Did you watch it?

Speaker 4 (28:50):
I saw the first episode and I loved I had
a soprano Greg Soprano's reaction to it.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Really really like that. That's the show you got to
go back to. Okay, I would.

Speaker 10 (29:02):
Perfect blank, funny and violent. It rules, and my jeers
is just kind of how yours is. General parenting mind
is just general anxiety. I have this new anxiety.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Now, anxiety launched.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
I worry about everything, but now every single time I
opened the closet or walk to the toilet, I think
I'm gonna find some sort of giant bug or a snake.
So I have to open doors cautiously and think, like God,
I hope there's not a centipede on the floor, or
I hope there's not a spider on the wall. And
this is what happens when you're in your head constantly. Dude,

(29:34):
I need help. I'm anxious about driving flying bugs.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
No, it sounds like you could probably use that that
mushroom microdose. I need to do that.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
We have begged Greg for the better part of a
decade to see someone about this, and he always tells
us these stories and happened.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I see who who would you see? Cognitive behavioral therapist?
This would be one of the This.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Is one of the rare cases where a therapist, I
would say, is very necessary.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
And you guys tried a version therapy in here and
didn't go so well. By dangling bugs in front of him,
that's not exposure therapy.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
But you also have to sit and think like, oh man,
my life is so awesome because this is the stuff
I actually worry.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
That's your big agreed, agreed, And I've never been in
a better mental place. I know it sounds crazy, Yeah,
it sounds real crazy.

Speaker 10 (30:26):
I'm happy in general, I really am. I'm just so
anxious all the time. Even my dog had a birthday recently,
and now I'm anxious about that, like I just getting old.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
This sucks. I think as you let yourself like you
don't think about something, assess the situation from a realistic standpoint,
and move on. Yeah. Well, I tried this CBT in
the past, and they say, recognize what you're doing and
then change the behavior. He gets on something and then
there he sits, and he compounds it by thinking about
something else and also sitting with that.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Yeah it, So how will this be different next week?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
It will probably be worse.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
I'll be anxious about I don't know, having something fall
from a roof and hit me in the head.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
So you're gonna do nothing, all right, I'll look into it.
Insurances weekend.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Cheers and jeers, well, cheers to the fine folks said
this a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Trey Parker, Matt Stone.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Casa Bonita reservations go on sale and uh, lucky, I
might be taking someone for his birthday month when the
when the early reservations open up next month.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
But they're going on sale today for two men, one
hotel room kind of thing like, yeah, I won't run
away scared. Yeah, because the toilet is nasty or something.
So cheers to them.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
The Founders Club members sale goes on sale today. Jeers
came up a few weeks ago on the internet. They
discovered something that US bachelors have known for years is
that every male has a dirty orange and yellow pillow. Ye,
some girl on TikTok figured it out and those guys
are like, yeah, so I think most people do, and

(31:59):
then run. You gotta have a lot geers to me,
because I've had one for years and I have not
gotten rid of it forever and ever and ever.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
It's a great pillow though, right it was it just
over the weekend, brought over the weekend it got.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
It wasn't that there was too yellow, because it's it's
a it's traffic cone orange.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
But it got it started white.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Oh of course you know this is what you'll recognize
the brand, Yeah, Simmons Beauty r S Black.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
They seld them in two packs of Costco. For the
longest time. I get new ones every time I was there,
and they still had them because they're gone now. I
got they were.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Great, but the problem is the filling got so like
torn up and on the inside. So I'm finally jeers
to me for waiting this long to finally get rid.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Of Oh my god, dude, that's not really your I
put it near.

Speaker 9 (32:51):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
What do you do you think? Scared of butterflies? Just
sweat that looks like you've got from an alley. It
looks like it.

Speaker 13 (33:04):
Throw it near my face, get it away from me.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
And the thing is I would wash this thing and
bleach and throw it in the dry and it's still
it's got these little like it's urine yell.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
So do you not have a pillowcase?

Speaker 5 (33:16):
I do have a pillowcase, and by the way, but yeah,
it's it's not even sweat. I think it's just I
don't know, six eight years and it's got like a
herd energy.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
No, it's just that's way more yellow than I thought.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Away from Zammy, she's gonna cute.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Did you pee into it or something like that? I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
I remember I pooped on my mattress. I don't think
I feed on this. Okay, No, it's just it's just
because I'm not going to use a pillowcase. When you
say a light energy, yeah, yeah, there's.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
A well it's not a line, it's a yeah right
in the garbage you brought it. Yeah, I'm doing Look
I'm using a pillowcase. That's enough. But yeah, it's it's fine.
Well apparently not. It's all like lumpy question. So it
went from brand new perfectly white too, and how much time?
Like how old is this pillow? How long it might be?

(34:05):
Back to the r V. This might be a eight
year old pillow. Oh wow, Yeah, there's like a grease
stains on it, like seasoning from from the Chicks. Yeah,
it's close to No, please don't shake it.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Please.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
Look.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
The thing is, when you find a really good pillow,
you want to stick with it.

Speaker 11 (34:25):
You know.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I will hang with a good pillow until the very end.
I don't know what those blacks streaks are from. It
has to be some girl's eye line, That's what I said.
Like again, if he's using a pillowcase, through the pillowcase, Sammy,
you're being a little hyperbolic. Is that the word men discuss?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
He is shaking it next to her, it's like in
my face, have you lick it?

Speaker 12 (34:48):
But then Greg is tossing it across the room. It's
flying way too close to my face.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Do you stay at hotels? Yeah? Okay, so that's the
thought that I have. Everyone like, may look a certain way,
But like God knows what has happened in this room.
I think of all the people who put their head
on that same pill even though it's a different pillowcase.
Some of the thoughts.

Speaker 12 (35:10):
Whatever, yeah, exactly clean.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Doesn't although I promise you I've started in the wash
and dryer a couple of times over the years, but
a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
But you're a guy who claims that he washes his
tennis shoes after everywhere.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
That's because you see them. You see how you see
the dirt pilled up. This thing is under a pillowcase.
The magical Menace, weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Nothing's too crazy. I'll just make it quick. No, Well,
I was excited because we got paid, so I went
shopping and get some clothes. So we don't you know,
we're always like the slobbyest looking group at the iHeartRadio Festival.
We're also the most comfortable.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Yeah we are, so I yeah, I just did some shopping.
I think I found some stuff to wear, so that
was good, and then the cheers was I I had
some ramen and I felt I feel like kind of
off ever since, and I don't know why, but I
feel like not that I'm overall sick, but I feel
like I could throw out better anytime.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Did you over sodium? That's from the ramen. Yeah, I
don't know why. I don't know what over sodium, but
there's a lot of I think use the entire packet
is one of those where you have to add the season. Yeah,
I went to I went to a yeah ramen place.
You totally got sick. Yeah, that's that's food poisoning.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
Yeah, but no, I mean I'm not like bedridden or
anything like that. I just feel like in my throat
I'll show like I'll throw up better. It could go
any moment. Yeah, you make sure you stand close, no good, but.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Exactly if you could lie down on the pillow. Yeah. See,
I mean weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 12 (36:55):
My cheers is to canceled plans Friday and Saturday had
plants canceled, totally chill weekend. Yeah, and my jeers is
to my pickums league.

Speaker 13 (37:07):
I'm in an NFL pickums league.

Speaker 12 (37:09):
We've been doing it for about a decade and it's
just you're you pick who wins.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Straight up, straight up. Yeah, there's no line, no right.

Speaker 13 (37:16):
No nothing, And.

Speaker 12 (37:19):
We all got over half of the picks wrong everybody
across the board. I don't know what happened in the
NFL this week, but over half of them. I mean,
the person who's gonna win probably got like eight picks wrong.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
It was so weird.

Speaker 13 (37:31):
It's never happened in a decade. I don't know what
went on yesterday.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
So you get knocked out?

Speaker 11 (37:36):
Was that? It?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Is it like like Survivor?

Speaker 12 (37:38):
No, No, it's not Survivor. We just do it every week. Okay,
five bucks, and we do it every week.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
And it sucks when you're knocked out of Survivor this
early that week two and you're done. Ye, but yeah,
all right, what do you win? Is it just like
a pond?

Speaker 13 (37:54):
So everyone puts in five dollars and whoever wins gets.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
All the money. So it's like at the end of
the season, whoever had the most wins. No, it's like
all that money.

Speaker 13 (38:01):
No, it's just every week.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
So you went out five bucks.

Speaker 13 (38:04):
Yeah, it was just so weird.

Speaker 12 (38:07):
We've never had everybody do that bad on the same day.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, makes it exciting, all right. Yeah, if it was
real money on the line for Greg, he'd be vomiting
like minutes exactly. Yeah. Gina grad weekend cheers and jeers.
This is a good weekend again.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Canceled plans, love those uh went a couple five mile walks,
had all good times.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
But my cheers is cheers. Cheers. Oh I thought that
was the cheer.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
That was just a preliminary official cheers.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
This is what topped it.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
I had the best brought I can remember ever having
I Love Me Too and beer and it was just
piled high with sour kraut and spicy mustard and it
made my day.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
That was my cheers. Was it just a regular broad
or was this some kind of like a particular flavor. No,
it was just there was one butcher shop man I
would go to and they had any given time, sixty
different varieties of I love the one just record what
the white ones? Chicken one? Oh no, I know what
you're talking about. Those are from like a real German Delli.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
This was just a straight up beer brought and it
was perfect and it made my weekend.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Jeers.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
You guys ever seen a racer head David Lynch movie
from nineteen seventy.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Oh, I know the hair, I know of it.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
That was the dumbest bullish I've ever seen in my life.
I had to see what all the fuss was about.
It is so dumb.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, and I think David Lynch is one of those
guys is weird for the sake of being weird, absolutely,
and I get it authentic it is well, and he's.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Hit or miss because he's you know, Twin Peaks and
all this great stuff and whatever. But this was like,
and I get it back in the day, maybe this
was groundbreaking. It was so stupid that I couldn't believe
people freak out.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
And bow at the knee of David Lynch for a raserhead.
Don't waste your time? What's the plot? Real quick?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
It's this dude in this like surreal world who knocks
up this crazy chick and they have like a skinless
alien baby. And that's not even the weird stuff that
happens in this movie.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
It's just it's just bizarre for bizarre's sake. So bad. Hey,
when people try to sell you on a movie that
they know is weird, they know is dumb, but it
makes them seem like cooler if they're like, you know,
in college. I get it, but like, get over it
was there was it a Bill Murray movie where something
aout a hotel or what was that with the Yeah, yeah,

(40:37):
that was that dumb yeah, like and I'm like, oh,
like a lot of these people that are in it, whatever,
what am I watching? Get over yourself? And you're like
Donnie Darko's I'm like, what am I doing? Very all right? Anyway, Well, hey,
I hope you had a great weekend. Everybody good cheers

(40:59):
and the Woody Show. All right, welcome back.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
So that we covered everybody's weekends, and I hope yours
was great.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Bones are open eight seven seven forty four wooing. Text
over to two two nine eight seven. Got some redneck
news here for it's brand news the Woodie Show. Have
you ever got dressed up to go to dinner and
a buffet? That's some some mixed rednick news. And today's

(41:39):
redneck news is from Southwest Missouri where the cops they
arrested this dude and two chicks after they found eighty
mature marijuana plants and they had figured out that they
had been feeding an eight week called infant a human yeah,
a goat milk replacement, some mashed up Vienna sausages, and

(42:01):
mountain dew code red. Oh my god, that's a healthy,
balanced diet for any eight week old baby. Code red
will give you a kick. You know what I'm saying.
Arrested where I'm assuming she pronounces it Jamie, but just
in case, it's spelled Jammy J M M I E.
Jammy J. White might be him, we don't know. Ashley
Dean and Nicholas Wobble And when the cops arrived, he

(42:24):
and Ashley they took off into the woods with the baby.
Oh good, the baby was taking the hospital and get
checked out and then was handed over to say by
the way. When they ran off, out came Jammy and said, hey,
bring the baby back. She starts yelling in the woods
and then here they come out of the woods with
the baby. And then you know, they were all because

(42:44):
they knew that they knew that the gig was up.
So the three adults they were arrested taking to jail,
they were hit with just a ton of chargers. Check
out Jammy Jay's mugshot by.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
The way, Oh my god, Oh she looks like cross
between machine Gun Kelly and Beetlejuice.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yes, yeah, that's a that's a handsome looking lady.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
R wow.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
And she's holding her name up in front of her pet. Yes,
but she may have a sweet pair of implants as well. Yeah.
That machine gun Kelly thing, it looks so accurate. Yeah, well,
there you go. That is from Southwest Missouri where the
cops they busted three adults who were growing marijuana plants
and feeding a newborn baby. Goat's milk matched up Vienna

(43:30):
sausages and Mountain Dude code red Fox. Yeah, and that
is today's Red Nick. More kids, Yeah, keep trying, quick
break more what he shows next?

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Hang on, what do you show a few?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
You're right back.

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Speaker 3 (44:13):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct world. It's Monday morning. It's September the sixteenth, twenty
twenty four. I'm Woodie. That is Gina grad our newest
full time member of the Wooded showing Gina Great Gory
toup Wood. We got menace. What is not Woody, there's

(44:34):
Sammy Morning. Sea Mass is here. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie send a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Sea Mess had mentioned that
carton arcs is being used as part of police officer
training escalation. I might be saving lives out there, folks. Huh.

(44:55):
And it's in like one particular police department, right beca'se
not like uhationwide the National Eternal Order of Police, Sir.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
I mean, I'm sure once they get around to yeah,
all are exposed to it, of course it will be
it'll be adopted.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
It was the whole Tyreek Hill situation and folks saying
police brutality, and and Gina grad with her situation of
the cop yelling at her supposedly supposedly well.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Again we we we don't have the audio on that,
or do I could probably get it.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
That was okay, stay tuned, stay tuned, so to catch
folks up, and I went back through the Tyreek Kill
video where he was pulled. I went through the whole
video because what we saw on TV. When they released
the body cam look pretty bad, like Tyreek wasn't complying.
But then like the cops like a lot.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Of things out of context. Yeah. Yeah, there's always two
sides of any story. Yeah, always more than what you say.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Yeah, but that's what the bodycam video is supposed to
show you, the context. And I went back and I
watched the entire twenty something minutes. And so, first off,
Tyreek's blow. It's a outside the stadium. There's all kinds
of barrels and cones. Tyreek blows through that area. That's
why these two cops stopped to begin with it, as McLaren, so,
they pull him over. He rolls down his window and

(46:01):
pull over to the get over here and get out
of the way with everybody else. So then he rolls
his window back up and then the cop wants to
go talk to him, you know, ten feet later. And
this is the part that no one I've seen anywhere
has played. Is this this first interaction with Tyreek and
the cop.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
I don't knock on my wonder light, Yeah, don't knock.

Speaker 14 (46:20):
Why don't you have yourn't knock on my wonder Why
don't you have your snack?

Speaker 15 (46:23):
Want to let that nody.

Speaker 14 (46:25):
What non' knocking my wander like, why do you have
it up?

Speaker 11 (46:27):
No knock on my window light?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Why you have it up?

Speaker 14 (46:29):
I have to knock to let you know on here.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Don't knock and talk to me in my ticket brother,
so I can go. I'm gonna be late day, you
know what you got to do.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Now that back and forth where they're just repeating the
whole thing that comes into play here in a moment
with the cart nark stuff, because first off, it's the guy,
yeah tyreek six times, don't knock out my window like that.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Yeah, they weren't pounding on the window, by the way, yea,
it was the one knuckle knock like, yeah, it was
because your.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Window is supposed to be down at that point, and it.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Already was down earlier when they told him to.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
He pulled over and say, hey, man, pull over, stopping
you for speeding through the through this you know, tight area.
And then he put it and he puts it back
up after yelling again. But the back and forth, how
they're both yelling at each other and not listening to
each other is what to pay attention to here.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
And this is the.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Part where he rolls it back up again for a
second time, and then they pull him out of the car.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Keep your window down, tell me, get you out of
the car, I said, motterfu get out of the car.
We'll give me that. Get out of the park. Well,
break up, get out of the car, get out, get.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
Out of the car.

Speaker 14 (47:24):
Right now, we're not playing this game.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Get out, get out. Oh now you're getting out.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Let me tell you to do something.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
You doing, you understand, you understand, not what you want? Well,
what we tell you?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Didn't you hear the park gust? He says, it's fin
that get out, fin to lead and didn't you hear it? Like, oh,
you can't tell me what to do, and don't knock
on my window. Didn't you hear that? Yeah, it's like,
so that's a classic bad I mean, Tyreek's obviously being
a dick, but the cops also, yes, escalating fault on
both sides.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
I guess we've said since the beginning, But you're right,
I didn't hear that the first person e clip don't
talk about window seven or eight times? Weird that clip
doesn't a plane And no one played that like oh
we saw the No, we didn't.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
See the whole this, So almost if somebody has a
narrative exactly.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Jeez, man, it's rare.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
So think about that. How it's just back and forth.
No one's listening to each other, everybody's yelling, and so think.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
About that, and then it's accomplished.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Nothing gets accomplished except Tyreek's and the asphalt and that
cops probably gonna get suspended or read whatever.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
But could these cops have benefited from some good cart
and arcs training?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
And that's what I thought of when I I was
out of the at the Walmart, just doing my thing,
walking around, wasn't actually confronting anybody, just putting cards back
and stuff. And this guy runs up to me and says, hey,
can I get a photo? And then he reveals some
information that I've never heard before.

Speaker 14 (48:42):
Could I get a picture of you?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Yea, yeah, we can do it right infom of the
cart return.

Speaker 8 (48:45):
Cool.

Speaker 14 (48:47):
So I don't want to share something with you.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I'm listening. Yeah, I'm a lieutenant with the police department.

Speaker 14 (48:51):
Watching your videos gave me the an idea for a
new the escalation ticknique. Don't yell at people so when
people come at you with hostility, right, I noticed because
I'm also a crisis negotiator.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Oh okay wow, so yeah, yeah, And I was.

Speaker 14 (49:04):
Thinking about like, whenever we get approached by the person
amment auditors, second amendent editors. Right, there's that one with
guy in the Texas where he says he's going to
kill you with the sixteen year fore head.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 (49:13):
You do this really interesting thing where you ask him
like why, oh right, why would.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
You say that, sir?

Speaker 14 (49:17):
And then and then you make an observation and then
and then you kind of give him the inttrution to
take the.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Card back right right.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
So he's saying that instead of just yelling back and forth,
roll up your window blah blah blah, I'm not going
to do that. I ask, and I do it in
cart arks for comedy purposes to kind of pick their brain.
I'm basically doing an interview with them live. He's saying, well,
we we don't do that as cops, especially in host
and marsh situations.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
We just yell orders. They yell know no, yes, no,
you're just saying they don't get curious about the guy, right, which.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
But what he's saying is that come and we'll get
to the second that when you break that pattern, you
kind of deprogram and bring down that.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Oh wait, why are we doing that? That makes sense?
Why is this going on now?

Speaker 5 (49:54):
He just referenced one of the most famous Cartnarks videos
where Officer Cordell was in Richardson Exus and uh, he
ran into a guy who was a very very violent man.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I'm not in your way, sir. That cards and somebody's waiting.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Now I'm fixed.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Why would you do that, sir?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Because you ain't working the pieces.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I am to you, sir, I blocked your text sir.
It's like I'm a good dodger, sir, im a cart
and arc agent Cordel, and I'm a killer. Well, sir,
that's not notice, sir, that's against the law.

Speaker 14 (50:22):
I don't give a dam.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
It turns out, is that a guy.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
It's not someone previously, it's not now you might say,
got a case.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
My de escalation techniques we're not working. He's trying to
kill me twice.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
And when I asked him why and how and so
on and so forth, he just said, I'm not at
your piece of Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
At least you didn't escalate the situation right now. You're
not going to do that like I was. I wasn't
saying okay, go ahead, try it. Yeah there you.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
So he's this officer, this crisis negotiation officer in fact
I'm talking to explains how, especially when someone's coming up
to a cop and trying to cause a problem, like
you said first and second m an audit, these are
people that walk up and like I can film here,
Yeah right, you can't. And I think just back and forth,
back and forth, like he now he deals with that
and how that like asking questions and de escalating, how

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he uses that in his training.

Speaker 14 (51:12):
So my colleagues and we started working on that, and
that gave us an inspiration. And I wanted to say
thank you, Oh okay, because you gave us an inspiration
for a way to take like a hostile agitators and
really kind of redirect because like influences reciprocal, and so
the idea is to keep your own emotional activiation so
you don't make bad decisions, right, was to give the
officers something to do to and and so we're we're
using like like a technique that you gave us the

(51:33):
idea for.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
So just I would thank you that what of ild
appreciate I would think that would be kind of in
the instruction manual already.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
So well, well, we.

Speaker 14 (51:40):
Have it for how to deal with somebody in crisis,
but there's not really a playbook for someone who's deliberately
trying to agitate you.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Right, So, yeah, did you guys make out? His wife
and child were there, so we waited till later.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
So I guess he's talking about there is Yeah, you
can you anyone can use this in your life at
any time. Instead of screaming and yelling back and forth,
saying the same thing over and over, calm it down,
ask why why are we arguing?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Well, and it's so funny. I don't know if you
have this crossed your mind during that exchange, but that's
what you're supposed to do with kids. Yeah, it's so funny.
And and so I guess when an adult acts like
a kid, you gotta do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
And that's where I always have to step in with
my wife because my wife will almost like start lowering
herself to like she gets emotionally effected, suck you into
the argument. Yeah, and I'm like, why are you explaining
yourself to these children? You're the adult here. The watch
No go Away, walk Away before getting No go Away
that's it. We're done talking.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
When the child is yelling or when Tyreek Kill is yelling.
You know you don't, you don't have to, don't come
to their level.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
You just said, this is this is what's going. You're
the authority. This is what's going. I said.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Or there now, this is all we We mentioned a
minute ago that part of what brought this all to
my attention was that not only did Tyreek Hill have
a yelling match with the cops, Gina grad She told
us when she was pulling in here early in the morning,
got busted for running a red light. Yeah, and uh, Gina,
I have in fact found.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
The body cam audio.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
She says it was a young coppery hand sket Are
you serious?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Well, thanks for crapping on the joke here. It is a.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Pardon me, ma'am, But do you know why I'm pulling
you over?

Speaker 16 (53:17):
Oh hey, officer, give my wittle car, not stop a
get wed leg free?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Not ma'am.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Can you explain to me why you didn't.

Speaker 16 (53:26):
It's just that I'm scared to stop and lead at
night because I don't have a big man with a
sixties strong job to protect me.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Well, you know I did catch you on camera doing
it twice.

Speaker 16 (53:38):
Oh please don't yet, a means officer. I'm sure you
could just let me off with a warning this time.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
What right, you're right. I'm sorry I doubted you.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
When it takes a big, a big man to it
to admit when they're wrong, that's right.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
That's very mature. I did say, oh a wig. That's
why we had the video because both sides of the star.

Speaker 11 (54:08):
You're right.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I'm rock. So thank you to that officer. And uh,
you know, look at you. Agent's a bad calling people
lazy bones on her work. More want to show? Next
show returns right after these messages.

Speaker 13 (54:23):
This is the best fry I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good laws.

Speaker 13 (54:27):
Yeah, it's realistic.

Speaker 8 (54:29):
You can.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
I would love to do that too. Show well. Some
of the trending news headlines today the FBI investigating another
attempted assassination of President Trump yesterday so much nixed information
on this. It was playing a round of golf at
his club in West Palm Beach. Secret Service noticed the
muzzle of an AK style rifle sticking out of the
bushes about four hundred yards away, and they shot at

(54:54):
the guy with the rifle, and he dropped the gun
and he took off at an suv, but he was
taken in the custody, leaving behind the gun to backpacks
with some ceramic tiles in them, a scope and a
GoPro Cameratproof, the shooter is this fifty eight year old
guy who was originally from North Carolina, but he's been
living in Hawaii. His son is saying that while his

(55:15):
dad absolutely hates Trump, obviously he's never been a violent
or crazy person. Okay, the Secret services investigating Facebook took
his page down real quick, but of course it was
all filled with political posts and ransom. Those people are
the best. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
The Emmys were last night, the father son duo of
Eugene and Dan Levy. They were the host. People seem
to think they did a pretty good job. He did.
Here's all you need to know Showgun on FX one
for Drama Series, Lead Actor and Actress in a Drama Series.
Country is not based in I don't know. I seen

(55:52):
mentioned hacks on HBO won Best Comedy Series and Lead
Actress in a Comedy Series. Rightly so, the band on
FX won a few awards, including Lead Actor and a
Comedy Series, Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series, and Supporting
Actresses to Be in the Woods with Yeah. Jodie Foster

(56:12):
won for Lead Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series
for a True Detective Night Country is Pretty Good on HBO.
John Stewart accepted the award for The Daily Show, Who
won for Best Talk Show, and Last Week Tonight with
John Oliver won Scripted Variety Series. Uh so the Jane's
Addiction thing over the weekend? Yeah, what is that about?
So the end of their show, This is a show

(56:33):
in Boston on Friday night. Perry Ferrell, who's always been strange,
Probably the strangest interview with any musician that I've ever done,
and I've interviewed some pretty wild weird I've been around
him a lot. I don't think he's a dick, but
he's just wack weird. He's super weird, and sometimes he's
irritable weird, and other times he's just really chill weird

(56:57):
out of space. Yeah, yeah, like he's always out there. Well,
he has a very super serious career that you have
to wait, oh waiting. So he got into a fight
with Dave Navarro. He started a fight with Yeah, so
before he punches were throwing. Perry got angry, shouting expletives
at the audience and at the rest of the band,
So he gets in Dave's face. He shoulder checks him

(57:18):
before throwing a punch. Crew members come out. They try
to get Perry to stop, but then their bassis, Eric Avery,
he put Perry in a headlock and punched him in
the stomach. Now, obviously the rest of the show was canceled.
The band released a statement on Saturday apologizing, saying the
fans would get reimbursed for their tickets. But then here
comes Perry's wife. She's chiming in and said there were
tensions between Perry and the rest of the band because

(57:41):
he had been suffering from tonightas and felt like his
voice was being drowned out by their instruments. She also
added the band started playing songs before Perry was ready,
and then after the fight, she said that Perry was
like a quote crazed beast backstage and started crying. But
as we say said here right now, as at this moment,

(58:01):
they're still scheduled to perform in Toronto on Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
We'll see if that happens. Like a confused, angry old dimentiapation.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Some I was looking at the comments under one of
the videos, and some rando Facebook commenter, which which cannot
be verified at least wasn't by me, said that he
had had some hand surgery and they gave him some
pills which made him backslide from I guess his sobriety.
But again that was from a random Facebook commenter.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Speaking of sobriety. So I was just noodled around. Apparently,
according to Corey Feldman's biography, he did Heroin with Perry
Ferrell and Dave.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Well.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
That's you're telling tall tales in rehab. Apparently the first
time Corey Feldman claims he ever injected.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Heroine with Perry. Nevera something or other. Yeah, this is
the addiction part to Jane's addiction. It definitely looks like
somebody who was having a drug moment or they need
to have a serious something. Hey guys, so that's a
billionaire guy. He is back on Earth. Oh yeah with
the rest of the SpaceX crew and their a little

(59:06):
five day trip to pull off the first ever private
spacewalk and so yeah, they had that splash down. Everything
was all cool with that rip. Living the dream did
they wave at the iss on the way back. Guys,
it looks like Steve O has changed his mind about
getting those breast implants. Really yeah, he couldn't find a
doctor who would do it. After randomly talking to a

(59:27):
stranger who was transgender, Steve O says, quote, on the
day that the scheduled surgery was supposed to happen, I
was checking out the supermarket and the person ringing up
my groceries was transgender, and it struck me as a
sign from the universe. So I asked the transgender person
if I could run something by them, and I had
a conversation with this person that had a profound impact

(59:49):
on me. They described how they weren't allowed to use
the bathroom at their place of work, that there was
maybe like twenty eight states in the country that would
arrest them for having an ID that said female on it,
that there were politicians making concerted efforts to lock them
up in internment camps. Where's that story?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Where?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, where's that? I didn't let Steve O double check
his sources. You can say, look here, here, here's what
we can say, and I'll be like, oh, man, yeah,
definitely sucks. I'm sure you get hated on by a
lot of people exactly. You know, I'm sure people give
you a really hard time, and I can see where
I could see where it'd be a pain in the breast,
you know, but honestly, but I can see where it'd
be a pain in the ass. Yeah, Like, no one's
gonna put you in an internment camp. Dude, ma'am. I'm

(01:00:31):
not sure what it was, but send us that article, Steve.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
If you recall, this was a twenty some years ago
on The Man Show, they had a dude on who.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Got yeahs like a Barbet Donahue, Right done. Yeah. Anyway,
Steve O said that he doesn't regret backing out of
the surgery, but he does regret publicly announcing his plans
for stunt. Does he still have a Wiener tattooed on
his face? I believe he does. I think, yeah, cross

(01:01:00):
his forehead. It's a little CMB. That's what we're all missing.
Some news out of Australia for this guy. He was
being a a hole on a flight from Perth to Sydney,
so the pilot decided to turn around and go back
to Perth. In the process, they had to dump fuel
before landing, So the plane lands, the guy gets arrested. Now,
not only was he fine for the disorder the conduct

(01:01:21):
eight thousand, six hundred and thirty bucks, the judge also
ruled that he was responsible for the nine thousand dollars
in fuel that they had to dump. So in the end,
being a douchebag cost him seventeen thousand, six hundred and
thirty dollars. What an idiot? Eight seven seven forty four.
What he got some other news to get to. We
got to take a break. First, there's a douchebag in

(01:01:43):
the news, and then a crazy story involving this door
dash driver. It has a twist that I've never heard before. Eight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
I know that's next, Hang up, Sit tight show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
This weekend we got our iHeartRadio Music Festival. It's always
a busy week the week of the festival. But so yeah,
it's all fun stuff. I thought about that all week
and long as I'm sitting there going like, oh boy,
every time I thought to like stand up and go
do something, I'm like, I got to front load my laziness.

(01:02:16):
I'm like yeah, because I'll be sitting there going man,
why did I do that? I could have saved that
for another time. You know, I'm just gonna be lazy,
but I was pretty productive, got some stuff done, some
errand's done. You know, I've built outside boxes. Yeah, that's
for sure. Yeah. Minister was talking about like some thing
at Rancho Cucamonga's outdoor shopping mall gardens. He said, it's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
It's awesome, but there's one thing that happens there that
I noticed. I was hanging out there over the weekend,
and a lot of guys like cruising in their cars
because it's outdoor mall, right. And then so there's guys
like cruising in their corvettes and you know, making a
lot of noise and setting off car alarms. Or there's
guys with their stereo systems with the base so loud

(01:03:01):
that you could be inside the store and you can
feel the base. It's funny because there was a lot
of nice cars there, like Lamborghinis and Maseratis. Those were
those weren't the ones that were making the noise. It
was all the like super crappy cars that were making
the most noise. And they just kept on circling and
circling through the whole shopping outdoor shopping area, and I go.

(01:03:24):
This sucks because it's a very nice outdoor shopping area
and it was kind of like ruining the experience of it.
So I feel bad for the people that probably go
there on a regular basis because it's a fun place
to hang out that they have to deal with that crap.
So shout out to the police though, because I saw
them pulling over some of these douchebags.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
I was gonna say, I'm surprised that there's not the
cops like sit there cracking down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Yeah, and they were, but like some they weren't. Yeah,
Metas actually did go to the mall? I did? I did?
Oh you did? Yeah? Oh wow. Yeah, that's what I'm
saying that you go to the mall, it's like whatever,
it's like opening a bottle of wine. Did you go
to Valencia Town Center? Which is garbage? But they got

(01:04:05):
the Apple Store and had to get a couple of
things because I did order the new iPhone. Yeah yeah,
I ordered that, and so I had to get a
couple of things because I don't have any kind of
USB C stuff. I haven't had to deal with that yet.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
But remember when the phone used to come with all
that everything. Yeah, but you got earbuds, and you got
stuff and chargers, a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Couple of new things there, and then Menace. I went
and got a couple new pairs of sunglasses, including the
ray Ban metas awesome. Which ones did you go with?
What color? The matt black? They have different sizes, there's
like three different sizes large ones. I got the ones
that match the sunglasses that I already had at the
same general side. Fun. Yeah, that's cool, try it out

(01:04:49):
and play with it. Uh No, because like I had
the prescription put in them, and so they can't just
give me the glasses until the prescription comes in because
they got to put those in at the factory. Yeah,
so that's cool. And then hit up the Chinese massage
place inside.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Yeah, I say, though, you drive bootleg massage to go
to Topanga Mall.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Why, I just needed to better. I'm not going for
the mall experience. They had what I needed there, and
that's just try that you do, just try. I'm not
going for the mall experience. Got a great food hall. Yeah,
you'll love it. Yeah, let's try it. Good Now, I'll
file that away. It's hard to it is the Wood Show,

(01:05:35):
all right, Well, we'll start with the douchebag in the news. Okay,
and the douchebag is not the eleven year old boy
near San Diego. He had a lemonade stand. Oh, douchebag
is the guy that stolen over the weekend, stole the
whole stamp. Yeah, it was all caught on camera. Some
jag off and a super sweet silver pickup drove past

(01:05:56):
and then turned around. The driver picked up a sign,
read it, then tossed the sign and the whole lemonade
stand into his truck and then just drove off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
He took the actual lemonade stand. Yeah, not just the money.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Right. Here's the poor kid and his mom and the
local news talking about why would this happen?

Speaker 15 (01:06:14):
Why would he do that from a kid that's just
trying to sell lemonade.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
About halfway through the video, you can see that he
picks the sign up and he reads it.

Speaker 15 (01:06:23):
On the bottom and kind of small writing said saving
for a dirt bike. Anything helps, thank you with a
little smiley face.

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
At the end.

Speaker 15 (01:06:29):
Someone that's frude and selfish and has no feeling for
other people and only cares about himself.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
I hope that he doesn't, you know, use this experience
to think that you know, all people are like that,
and there's not good people in this world.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Yeah, he'll figure that out later. Yeah, that most people are.

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
This is the second story this week. The first one, though,
they think might have been a misunderstanding that it was
just who I don't think like the sign made sense.
They thought it's just like free furniture. The kid's there
selling one the first the first story, the kid like

(01:07:05):
walked away.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
But these kids always end up getting paid. Like everybody
reaches out and starts sending the money. He's gonna have
an eighteen dirt bike. Interested always end up doing Okay, weird.
So this kid has been one hundred bucks on the
stand and had been selling lemonade on that corner for
about a year and a half. That was in his corner,
not doing a very good job. If he still hasn't

(01:07:26):
got enough for that dirt bike, Yeah, but I'm sure
he will now he will, just don't it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
My mom would have never let me buy a dirt bike.
Now here's another door dash story. Okay, but this one
has a twist that I've never seen before. DoorDash driver
in Texas. Interesting night on the job happened in a
remote area about thirty miles south of Houston. He was
on his way to make his delivery when he was
slowed and then shot at by a group of men

(01:07:55):
on horseback. What what yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Out west? So this is the delivery driver on the
local news talking about what happened.

Speaker 11 (01:08:06):
Far down the road. I run into a long line
of cars. It was clear to me they were looking
to start trouble. It was a game to them. One
of them dismounts off their horse. Another rider got some
my right and blocked me off. And then the guy
who gets off in front of me said he was
gonna pops right here. That's when I hear like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Basically sounded like an explosion.

Speaker 11 (01:08:25):
I didn't even understand the night when the cop that
found the bullet was like, you're really lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Yeah, So what happened? So therese guys who were just
like holding up traffic. They're just like spread out across
the road. Problem. They're looking for a problem. People were
like trying to go around there. Anyways, this guy gets
caught up like you know, as he just described, and
the one guy you know shot at him, and the
bullet from the gun went through the trunk, hit the
frying pan that he had back there and then went

(01:08:49):
through the rear driver's side seat, So somebody would be
dead for sure or very injured. Yeah, but get this,
he still made the delivery. Someone still got their macarunni
and cheese and a bread ball. Yeah, tip like a mofo.
Yeah all right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
This happens all the time in cities with ATVs and
dirt bikes where if a group of five or ten
guys will get there but horseback.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Yeah, that's the common version. Guarantee he didn't get a
tipped though, I mean all his food is cold by then.

Speaker 16 (01:09:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Ten bucks, Yeah, they give, they give, they give an
extra ten bucks, twenty five bucks total worth it. Yeah.
The Fort Ben County Sheriff's Office they're investigating, but they
don't have any suspects yet. We find the guy on
the horse. How they get away? So fasdriggleriggleriggle handle and

(01:09:44):
we are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's a new week. It's Monday morning,
September sixteenth, twenty twenty four. Woodie, that's Gina Grady. We
got Greg Gorey. Good morning. The menace is here.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Wood Sammy's right there and we got sea bass. We've
got the phones open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit
us up with a text over to two two nine
eighty seven. A lot of texts coming through. Uh, somebody
hit us up. I don't know, a lot of people

(01:10:22):
are tired of hearing about it, but they had a
thought on Dave Roll and that whole situation where you
know he had an affair baby, yeah, outside of his
marriage and that resulted in a baby. Uh seven to
two four saying I've been listening a lot to the
Dave grole situation. I feel that before everyone passes judgment

(01:10:43):
on him and revokes his nice guy status, I think
looking at the bigger picture is warranted. Just saying he
lost his absolute best friend and then his mother, he
had to decide whether to change continue with his band.
That's been his whole life. I've seen a lot of
their recent concerts and to me, he's been more frenzied.
Maybe this is someone who's been dealing with a lot

(01:11:04):
and really not handling it well. Even celebrities can free
fall into stupidity. One mistake shouldn't erase a lifetime of
being a really nice guy. And you can't disagree banging
chicks helps it get over all, it is pretty sweet. Yeah,
and we're also there's a lot of supposition in there.
One mistake that's not an ongoing thing. Also, this is

(01:11:24):
how he lost his first wife was cheating on her?

Speaker 8 (01:11:27):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
So this is not one mistake. This is not too
much since that goes along on my own there once cheater, cheater.

Speaker 12 (01:11:37):
Well well, I mean well and depending on if they
work on themselves to figure out why they did it
to begin with, or what happened or what the causes were.

Speaker 13 (01:11:45):
And I do think that this person's correct.

Speaker 12 (01:11:47):
Where you can typically see the trauma surrounding the person
who ends up cheating and it does have to do
with them, and everyone gets all upset and up in
arms of going like in the relationship of maybe the
wife going like how could you do this to me?

Speaker 13 (01:12:01):
But he's not. He's self sabotaging his own life. He's
doing it to himself.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
But also to her and the reason putting your spouse
through that it might not be that deep. How about
I'm just mega famous and have access to all the
ten what we just here.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
We just heard all kinds of therapy talk coming out
right over a little miss some thing over here. And
what we were talking about doesn't mean is.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Wrong, right, I think it's an excuse. Okay, Okay, well no,
I mean somebody, uh one of my friends was making
that same kind of argument about like, oh, well, you
know Taylor died and then his mom died. It's like, oh, okay,
well so you have to have sex with us. Yeah,
next time I mess up, I'm not just gonna try
to find a couple of things that are going bad
for me and I'm just gonna let my wife know.
Well I got to take refuge between them. I'll break

(01:12:48):
out the Sammie.

Speaker 12 (01:12:48):
Well, it's a person who doesn't know how to appropriate,
appropriately react.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
To a situation. You know, not to put your wienie
in some other persons.

Speaker 13 (01:12:57):
Yes, you do know that, but it doesn't mean that
you can still keep yourself from doing it. Like it's
self sabotage.

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
It's it's a compulsion, right, I mean, it's it's I'm saying,
is he is he a sex addict?

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
I don't know? Is that his thing? Okay, I've always
wonder Okay, so people that you know, have these scandals
or whatever, and they checked themselves into rehab for sex addiction.
First of all, isn't every person in a way, like
every everybody loves sex addiction? Yeah, like every dude would
have sex addiction covered with tiger woods. But David, so

(01:13:30):
here's a question when you go, does anybody know? The
answer is what what do you talk about?

Speaker 8 (01:13:35):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
What do you do when you're in rehab for sex addiction?
What is that? Do they like shock your wien? Yeah?
Is that like one of these like you know places
in Malibu on the beach. You know, it's just a
bunch of like relaxation and massage, not too much massage
that doesn't help the addiction. Yeah, Deshaun Watson couldn't go there.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
Yeah, he's why are we blaming Sean Watson and the
dozens of him and he assaulted it's his, It's a
condition he just doesn't know how to have, Like, oh,
this is what.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
He does here.

Speaker 12 (01:14:11):
It's the same as anyone who's going to be a
drug addict or an alcoholic where that's what they used
to escape or to feel better about themselves in the moment,
or whatever it may be. It's not using sex to escape,
and it doesn't matter who it is because that's their
choice of drug essential choice.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Dave Girl's wife is free to handle this how or
she like, and I will not judge one way or
the other, although I do think it's I mean, I
guess I would judge a little bit. I think it's
weird when people stick around our relationship where they've been
cheated on. I don't care what. I don't care what
it would be, or what the excuse would be, or
the backstory or the what if my wife cheated on

(01:14:49):
me and I found out, like that would just be it?

Speaker 13 (01:14:52):
Well, I'm saying, well, I've never said you have to
stay with this person.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Say I would, I would not be able to Would
you be able to move past that quret? I think
it's hard ego wise.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
I think it would depend on if it was a
public or private situation. Everybody knows, and that's hard to
stick around even.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
If nobody else knew besides me, my wife and the
other person involved.

Speaker 12 (01:15:15):
No, I couldn't do it, Yeah, because the trust has
been broken and it's hard to get past that at
that point.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
And I agree, situation it's way harder because the baby's
involved now yeah, yeah, and he's true. You know, it's
going to be a parent to this baby true in
some way ship or form eighteen years. So we'll see
what happens there. Anybody got any other confessions they want
to just get off their chest? Now we can all
free ourselves, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
I mean, I have a confession that I don't know
if you guys will wait.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
I've got another confession.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
You do, I do, And this is really just personal
for me. I don't know that it's going to you know,
shock any of you. I am a die hard and
I mean way before it was like ironic and cool
and she had a resurgence whatever, way back in the day,
die hard, Dolly Parton fan, all the songs. I wrote
papers about her in college, huge, huge, I wrote. I

(01:16:04):
wrote papers in women's studies class about how she's the
ultimate feminist icon, which I got so much push back
for huge fans of her boobs. Sure that being said,
I am so burnt out over the merchandising, the cake
mixes and the skillets and the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Perfume. I get it delicious good.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
She's trying to get like get hers, you know, in
her twilight years. I am so done with all of
this merch I'm so sick of I.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Don't know if it's her, it's probably somebody behind it. Well,
she's the master of her twisting her arm. What are
they doing?

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
Yeah, I don't know about that, but I will take
all the big goods because they're awesome and delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Have you smelled the perfume? I have not tried that yet,
But I love her.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I'm just kind of over this element.

Speaker 6 (01:16:55):
We go through this every once in a while, you did,
Patrick Harra, Yeah, yeah, But Dolly Parton deserves to be celebrated.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
One hundred percent. I'm saying the merchandising push right now
is too much and I'm not I don't I'm not
into it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
And I love her. I love everything she does. I
don't love this. See, I'm tired of it. I really
wouldn't classify that as a confession. Now, what I have
for you this is another confession.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
So what I have is something that I have never
done in my adult life, that I did for the
very first time. All right, that is a confession that's true,
that I will make out for the break. Oh that's
a teaser. Just kick your feet up on the dashboard
back in a few The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Well, the question do you have a confession? Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. Send us a text with your
confession over to two two ninety seven. You don't have
to tell us your name or anything. You could be
anonymous if you'd like. And I'll go ahead and just

(01:18:02):
do mine first. All right, I told you I have
a confession, and it's something I've never done in my
adult life, meaning from and I will say, this hasn't
happened since a child, like maybe like a really small
child of guys trampling, Did you no, got another confession?

(01:18:26):
I for the first time in my adult life. Crap
my pants? Yeah, no. It happened when I hurt myself
and I fell in Niko and like so I thought
I had broke my hand and my foot at the time, dude,

(01:18:47):
I was in so much pain, right, And you know,
like sometimes when you hurt yourself where you get that
big shot of adrenaline, all of a sudden you feel nauseous, right,
so I can feel my guts turning or whatever. But
I felt like I was more gonna puke than anything else.
But I'm like, I'm like on at a fetal position
on the couch and I'm like trying to ice and whatever,
and I'm like, oh man, I'm just trying not to barf.

(01:19:08):
Don't barf, don't barf. But then I felt like what
I thought was a fart, and that's how it always happens, right,
and me, I'll here's the thing. I never I never
trust those, which is how I've never once in my
adult life to this point. I grabbed my pants. So
normally you go over a toilet just to make sure,
because when you feel your guts kind of moving or
what you get, like, for the most part, you could
tellble when you're not sure. I never when I'm I'm

(01:19:30):
on the fence, I never trust, and I'll just hold
it until it's the next time to go to the bathroom.
Then we'll see what happens. So it wasn't unimpact. It
was later this weaken when that adrenaline thing happened and
you start feeling noxious and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Yeah, it's so funny because you told that story in
such detail.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Yet I didn't hear this part because I was waiting
for the right time for the confession and here it is, yeah,
duty and my wife's like, that's so. I'm like, oh
my god, I craped my pants. And my wife's like,
it's okay. She is so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
So right in the garbage, right, well, I saw it
was so I rinsed there were shorts. I rinsed them
athletic shorts, which is ironic. I rinsed those out and
then I put them in because we were leaving the
next morning. So I just put them in like a
ziplock bag. You didn't toss them, not in tossing, but
you can. You can wash them soiled, not anymore. I wouldn't.
I wouldn't if I was at home maybe, But I

(01:20:24):
washed them out like that. There was there was no more.
Oh wow, huh in the sink. There wasn't like it was.
It was all liquid.

Speaker 13 (01:20:33):
It was all how much was there?

Speaker 8 (01:20:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
It was all not a lot because because immediately you
know when something escapes those like so quick.

Speaker 12 (01:20:41):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
I love those shorts. It's a good shorts. You at
least do us a favor. And if you wear them
around us, will you give us a heads up? Show us? Yeah,
these are the ones created you smell them short, you
wouldn't have. I mean they first saw Yeah, so that's
a wow. It was more detail. So you told your
wife she didn't smell it. I know it happened to

(01:21:02):
rite this thing. Oh god, it just craped myself and
she wasn't like what No, it's okay's very understanding in
that moment. Yes, this was this was a shining moment
for her.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
But because I've met your wife several times, has she
ever let you live that down?

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
What crab in my pants? I don't think she's brought
it up that. I think you let that one go.
Lookok it's never happened. It's never happened before. And people said,
oh yeah, right, I'm telling you. I'm telling you now
that it did happen. But up until that point, it
had never happened in my adult life. I'm sure when
I was a little kid or something, I did that,
like even after I was potty trained something. But yeah,

(01:21:40):
once you learn like, never trust a fart. I just
never did. That was just always how I rolled.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
Okay, fine, are these the kind of confessions were making? Yes,
I've got another confession to make. Oh okay, So last year,
when I was taking my mom back to the airport.
We got like sandwiches or something on the way, and
there seemed something hanky about this sandwich, but I ate

(01:22:05):
it because I wanted it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
And later that night I started to feel.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
Very, very sick, and I started throwing up, which is
my least favorite thing to do. Sandwich like from where
I don't want to put them on, like what kind
of type sandwich, but not from something gold cuts. And
I was throwing up and throwing up, and I kept
going to my husband, You think that was the last one.

(01:22:30):
You think that was less like every five minute?

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Oh no, you think that was the last one. And
I'm crying, and.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
It's like two in the morning, and finally I do
one of these like teledocs and they give me something
called zofran, which is something that gets to stop throwing up.
So he has to go get it in the middle
of the night. But while he's gone and I'm in
my pajamas, I'm crying. I run to the bathroom and
I throw up with such force that I go, oh,

(01:22:57):
oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
And I also grab my pants and they were my
favorite pajama pants, And did you throw them? Of course
I did, so my husband's favorite pants. And my husband
got home and I'm crying.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
He goes, hun, I don't want to make anything worse,
but I was throwing away the bag that your Zoe
friend came in.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Well I noticed your and I go to it's a
way full of full of duty. Yeah, you didn't like
try to rinse him out or anything like just like
you didn't you didn't like to him up and take
him right outside. You just left him in the house.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
I put him I think I put him in like
a like a right aid bag or something, and I
just tossed it in the main in the main kitchen kitchen.
But yeah, because I know where I was freaking out.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
And my husband gets home. And that's why your wife
is nicer than my husband, because he brings it up
all the time as a joke. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
Well, I mean it was I puked with such force
that it just like it was also systems go.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Yeah, I'm not even embarrassed by it. Everybody's done that.
It was just it was just crazy because it's never happened.
And it's only because I was very very like hypervigil
in the album not letting that happen. That it's not
like it happens to me every other week. No, no, hey,
there are some people that peel a lot, you know, right, Wow,
you're an adult, Greg Gory.

Speaker 10 (01:24:26):
Mine does not involve cocka but it is. It's funny
and adorable and your guys' eyes are going to roll
so hard. So you know how Mario and I come
up with these dumb expressions like hoit you love? And
lasers on the couchy, let's let Cali be chee che
We have a new expression, and I love it. It's
it's McDonald's. It's McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Remember that old ad slogan or ad jingle. But so
we've been getting all this stuff for our condo, like lamps,
tables and a new couch and not. And then I'll
say to Mario, so, what do you think of this
new table?

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Do you like it?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
And he says I'm loving it, and that morphed into
do you like that new table? It's McDonald's.

Speaker 15 (01:25:11):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
So it's kind of cute, it's fun. And then that's hilarious.
He'll text me a photo what do you think of
this couch? Oh my god, it's McDonald's, which is a compliment.

Speaker 10 (01:25:22):
Yeah, it is you it right, and then there's a
level of McDonald's too, where like, oh, is it McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
It's not McDonald's yet, Okay, so it can be like
if McDonald's if you really like it, dude, super size,
the biggest, I am, it's I don't know. It's kind
of like happy meal, like real small, different levels. Dollar menu, yes,
dollar menu.

Speaker 9 (01:25:51):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I like that. Greg has done menas is he has
by his own come up with the phrase it's gucci. Yes,
he has Isald's. It's so good loving it. What was
the you had another new expression that you had met
McDonald's though, Yeah, right, you're so dumb, so dumb? Wait
what Oh yeah, I thought you had another Okay, maybe

(01:26:15):
now that i'm thinking about, maybe you were you were
going to decribe this McDonald's thing, which you didn't get
to it's pretty dumb and pretty gay. Yeah, but he
said he had a new expression. I thought the one
of the other expressions in addition to this McDonald's thing
was it's so dumb and gay.

Speaker 10 (01:26:30):
Oh no, no, no, saying it's McDonald's is pretty dumb. Yeah,
and it's also pretty gay. You're talking about stuff like lamps.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Now, now, okay, you know, getting Yeah, now we're getting it.
Brings up a side question, Greg, did you get this
new condo just so you could furnish it? Kind of? Yeah, fine,
kind of addicted to you know, tables, Barbie, dreamouse, show hands.
Who's got a confession? Nothing, Sammy? Please? Nothing? No, I know,

(01:27:03):
I I mean, I guess, I guess. No, No, something Really,
I want something that you get a little nervous about
before you share it. Share it. Yeah, you're involved in
too many things. You're running around in too many places.
There's gonna be something with your pants.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
Yeah, yeah, put my pants. No, I mean, well, there's
something that I didn't share.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
I got another confession alright.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
You know how I love dumping garbage around town. Yes,
I recently I got caught. Yeah, and I didn't share that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Is that a ticket?

Speaker 8 (01:27:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
I didn't, No, not by anybody like authority, authority, but
I did. I wasn't highly embarrassed, and I'm probably not
gonna dump again.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Did you go to like an apartment complex?

Speaker 16 (01:27:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
No, there was just some like random dumpster in the
middle of a giganic parking lot, and it was it
was wide open, and I had bunch of stuff with me.
I'm like, oh, I might as well just dumping in
this u in this trash bin. And then like I'm
dumping things in there. I had a lot, and uh,

(01:28:11):
I start hearing these wheels of a garbage can come in,
and I'm like, oh crap, there's somebody from a store
coming out to this dumpster.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
And I look back and there's the dude.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
And you could tell by his face he was not
happy that I was storing trash into this dumpsterea.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Yeah, well it's not like medicines and paid for trash
service at his house. He does, I do?

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
I just have so much stuff, Like I'm like Greg,
I'm you know, constantly, And that maybe go into another
convention confession.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
That I'm probably gonna move. Yeah, I'm kind of over
the place you just bought a couple years ago. Yeah,
I think it's just too much.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Like no, no, no, I'm not gonna sell it, but
I think I'm gonna move out because it's just it's
just too much house. Like I was way more comfortable
being in a one bedroom apartment, Like I enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
That hit it when you're too big, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
I don't know, like I just feel like I just
feel like it's unnecessary necessary. I liked I like the
I even loved being in a studio apartment. I like
the freedom of like not being having to like do
all this craft.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Yea, then what was the reason for the upgrade.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
The reason for the upgrade because it was just such
a good time, because the because of the the mortgage
rates and interest rates were just so low. Yeah, it
just made sense at the time that I would be
I would be able to buy something versus renting it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
It was cheaper, and so we ended up with too
much space, too much space. It's like Sammy, she eats
whatever she wants and she can't gain weight. Well, I
knew not to share it because it we turned into
a negative. But like, you don't need like that much stuff.
You don't how many square feet is your current home? Men,
don't ask me, dude, I don't know. You don't know.

(01:29:55):
I'm sure everybody's was just built up words too. So
there is three there's three levels, right shuts down for Greg,
he look at it, Yeah, okay, put it put it in. Well, yeah,
you got to look up my house. But he gets
so frustrated because it's because well I got frustrated because
you didn't know your own addressing. I thought about I

(01:30:17):
thought about menace during that presidential debate and Trump made
a comment in the debate where he was talking to
it was like the al Kainda guy or like some
other like it's some bad dude, and uh he He
claims that the guy said to him, like, why are
you sending me a picture of my house? And I
immediately thought of menace because that's because that's his move.

(01:30:37):
Like when you get like somebody who's trying to be
an anonymous troll social like medic will find out who
they are and send him a picture of their own house.
And Trump made that comment. He's like, because the guy
said the Trump, well, why are you sending me a
picture of my house? And it's just let him know
that we know where you are, like that hearing that. Yeah,

(01:30:58):
So if this is accurate, is it three bedroom, three bathroom?
Yeah eighty But you said it goes up Yeah, it
goes upwards. So I don't even use them. That's too
much that I don't use the two bottom floors answer
there's too many stairs? Oh yeah, yeah, there's too many stairs.
That's my too much, there's too much room, Yeah yeah,

(01:31:21):
my confession is it really too many stairs.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Shoes?

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
So we're talking confessions and during the break, Sammy she
had a couple confessions. The first one was that she
felt bad because we're all sharing these things that are
super embarrassing, right, embarrassing on flattering or whatever. And when
I said, as anybody else had it, show hands, and
she shook her head, no, nothing, And if you notice,

(01:31:50):
I said, oh, please, because everybody's got something. Of course.

Speaker 12 (01:31:54):
Well I felt bad because Woody and Gina both told
they're pooping their pants store and I sat here and
acted like I didn't have one.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Well, you did tell us the story a while back
about how you crapped in a trash can in somebody's bathroom.
Is there another confession? There is another confession? And does
it involve Pooh?

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
It does.

Speaker 13 (01:32:18):
So this was when I was in college. I've literally
I told one person the story. Nobody knows the story.

Speaker 12 (01:32:24):
But until now, right, I like, I woke up for
work and I was feeling like I need to go,
Like I went to the bathroom before I left.

Speaker 13 (01:32:35):
But I also have never really felt like it was
an option to call in sick the day of work. Yeah,
I always feel like I have to go in. It's
so early what we do on morning shows, and there's
not really someone to call. So I went to work.
I ended up getting stuck in traffic and I really
had to go to the bathroom. And I was stopped
and I was trying the best.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
I started doing the mask to get.

Speaker 12 (01:32:58):
Off and I could not exit. I was stopped on
the freeway and I pooped my pants. Yes, it was
bad happen.

Speaker 13 (01:33:10):
It was not like, oh it was a little bit.
It was I'm sitting in my car.

Speaker 12 (01:33:13):
And I full on poop my pants, like you surrendered
to it, and I was trying to get off and
I could not get off the freeway.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Now did you sit back down on top of it
or I was already sitting in it that I've had
that thing where I'm like, I don't know if I'm
gonna make it, and so what can I do? Is
there a place to pull up? And you know, sometimes
there is, sometimes there's not. But the times that there
has not been, I'm thinking, well, do I have anything
to put down over the seat, Like I'm gonna hover
above the seat because like I'll at least keep it

(01:33:43):
contained to my pants.

Speaker 12 (01:33:46):
I had such a long drive because I was on
my way to work, and I lived like an hour
from work, so I was about the halfway point, and
so I was far from home.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
So what did you do?

Speaker 12 (01:33:56):
You got to pull a U turn right, So then
I had to So then I have to call in sick,
now about an hour before I'm supposed to start my shift.

Speaker 13 (01:34:03):
And so I called and sick. I went home right, obviously,
dealt with that whole scenario, and I did you guys,
and I wasn't giving them up. So I did kick
the pants and I did hose them off.

Speaker 12 (01:34:16):
And that night for the show I worked on was
the Christmas Show, so I didn't want to miss it,
so I still I called in sick that morning, and
then I went to the Christmas show that night and
they were like, you weren't sick, and I was like,
I was sick before, but I'm not now.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
And I just never told them you and you told
them why they believe you? Right, Yeah, you should call
them now and tell them. Let's go to Morgan confession. Mario,
what's your confession?

Speaker 9 (01:34:46):
Well, now I feel bad because mine doesn't involve poo.
It's a shame. But so I went to the d
m V a couple of months ago to get a
new license driver's license, and I definitely lied to them
about something on my life.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
No, I mean it really lies about their weight, right,
Oh they do not about that.

Speaker 9 (01:35:06):
Note I lied about my height. I added an inch
because I thought five eleven sounded cooler than five tons
even higher.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
Really? Wow? Yeah, I fought like a dude might do that.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't think that, especially a woman of average.
I mean, you're you're, you're a tall, you're tall tall
for a woman, but just five.

Speaker 9 (01:35:23):
Eleven sounded I don't know better for.

Speaker 8 (01:35:25):
This new year.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Was very hung up on hype set she really is,
so yeah, like height is a big factor for a
lot of stuff with Morgan.

Speaker 9 (01:35:34):
Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
I mean not even like for potential romantic partners, but
just for her own for her own height. Even dresses up,
she puts on heels and it's even taller, right, that's
what she needs? More height? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:35:47):
Yeah, yeah, got away with it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Scale there. It's like really like seeing how tall you are?

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
That could be a new test every time we renew
our licenses. But see who can make the biggest lie.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Yeah, seven to one seas got another confession. Quickly, I
pulled I pulled a woody. Woody, ye're known for going
around the neighborhood with the cleaning up leaves and yeah,
stuff like that. Well there I just find annoying and
frustrating your life.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Thinks you're weird from the neighborhood and nicer. Well, we've
had in our underground parking lot. We have little speed
bumps that are made out of that kind of that
uh tire, like old tire and you bolt that to
the ground. Well, one of those little bumps has been
loose for literally months and it just kicks around just here.
It's it's over there, it's in this spot, it's over there.

(01:36:35):
And they're not going to fix it in my apartment
complex because they're a bunch of lazy a holes. So
over the weekend, Woodie, I pulled a you, and I
went out to home depot got some construction adhesive.

Speaker 8 (01:36:44):
Yes, I.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
Think it's gonna stick, because I really do think. Because
what happens. The bolts got sheared off, and so there's
the bolts are stuck now in the concrete. Though, so
I'll have to like get down there out those.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Old bolts just drill some new pilot holes for some
new bolts. Yeah yeah, exactly. So that's why the next
step in a concrete drill bite. Yeah, that's good. Nice.
I will thank you for your confessions. That was very
brave of everybody. Stay feel unburdened more what he shows next,
a little extra effort, I think we can up our likability.

(01:37:23):
Will be right back, fast show. All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
it is Monday, September the sixteenth. It's a National Cinnamon
Raisin Bread Day. Oh yeah, sure, dude, Yeah, put some

(01:37:44):
butter on that bell. Oh yeah, so good.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
We talked about one of the restaurants has in the
grocery stores now oh yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Joe's has some amazing cinnamon raisin bread.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
I mean, Traider does has a lot of amazing things. Yeah,
it doesn't surprise me. The one thing I was kind
of underwhelmed by was their pancake bread. Really, it was
like I expected more and it's like, eh, what's pancake bread? Exactly?

Speaker 8 (01:38:12):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
It sounds like explanatory. It's bread, but it's it's pancake.
What's hammy?

Speaker 7 (01:38:16):
There's like syrup built in right, Yeah, I mean it's
like a it's a griddle. What he loves mcgriddles, I do,
and the mcgriddle stuff is way better than I think.
That's what I was expecting. I was expecting more like that,
and it just didn't. It didn't hit so much.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
Uh No. I tried it, like I always try things
by themselves and then see what you can do with
At that point, yeah, you could do some kind of
breakfast thing with it, but it just didn't have enough.
It didn't have enough of the fort There wasn't ford
enough with the flavor. I'm expect you more pancake forward
to bad flavor. But something I want to try with
all of us. I hear milk bread is like the best.
It's bad.

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Try a couple of entertainment things. There are reports of
the Warped Tour might return twenty twenty five for a
thirtieth anniversary. Okay, so I mean, you know it might
involve a bunch of festivals with Live Nation, you know,
overseeing everything. But all these pop punk and emo and
nostalgia kind of things are huge, Like when we were young,
festival crazy popular. But the fans are worried about Live

(01:39:12):
Nation's potential involvement because it could lead to super high price.
It's going to be a high price. Yeah, it's not
gonna be what you remember back in the day. Back
in the day, I mean warftour is always so cheap.

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
And yeah, they had it as as early as in
twenty nineteen, so it's not like it's been gone for
thirty years, right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
The Dave girl things still going on. Apparently he used
to have a relationship with this la hipster who ran
a porn website, and he was even paying her bills
at one point, and then she went around bragging about
it to her friends. But that girls, that's not the
woman who just had his baby. But they're saying this
is just more that he's been cheating more than just

(01:39:49):
the one check.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
They call him the pro hoss, the elders, and they
say that elders elders with the girls that would like,
you know, get their bills paying stuff like that. You
always keep your mouth shut, like they said, they try
because I follow all the world stars and stuff like that,
and they got.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
All these young is they don't know how to do
it right. Then they get their mouths are running their
mouth or I'd be a good pro ho yeah, I'll
be a pro pro ho right, just don't do it.
Yeah yeah, well yeah, bills pay work. I was speaking
of festivals. Set. Was there ever that that dinner, the
fire festival dinner you were supposed to go to the

(01:40:26):
fire festival? They announced their dates. I think February February,
which is later than the December day. Actually, I thought,
let's see, uh, Fire Festival two going ahead off the
coast of Mexico next April, April even later. Okay, great.
Tickets are expected to go for as much as one
point one million dollars. I'm on the list because I
bought my ticket. I was one of the first one
hundred to buy tickets. It was like four hundred and

(01:40:48):
nine bucks. Now, for those of you, I mean neither
Refresher Fire Festival was that one. They did a documentary
about it a couple of actually, but they had big
promises of all these like huge artists and uh, you know,
go to these these the beautiful tropical all these all
these rich kids flew down to the Caribbean. Yeah, they
are like FEMA tents and there was nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:41:07):
Right and the bread and a piece of guy. I
went to jail for laundering money making false promises, et cetera.
So then so I was I bet on this list.
He's been Billy McFarlane or Billy whatever his name is,
has been texting me guys for the past ten months
or so, and he's texted height for one hundred bucks
or two hundred bucks, whatever it was. We're gonna do
private dinners with all of you know these with the
Founding Club, which is I'm a part of in a

(01:41:29):
bunch of cities. And so he texted me and said, Okay,
in June a couple of months ago, we're going to
be in your city. All right, sweet, I'm going. So
you paid one hundred bucks up front, right paid. I
think it might have been two hundred. I want to
sit down with billion you know, pick his brain.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
And so then like June comes like, hey man, with that,
din're gonna be nothing to you know, email back like,
oh yeah, we've had to cancel that, but we're gonna
They refunded me.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
They didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
They did, and they said I'd get a complimentary seat
at the next dinner, which has never happened and never happened.

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
Okay, Well, yeah, so he had said we have a
private island off the coast of Mexico and the Caribbean.
And we have an incredible production company who's handling everything
from soup to nuts. They just haven't booked any artists
yet super nuts, and I can't imagine, right, and I
can't imagine who would want to sign up, like if
you're an artist. That was such a bad look for everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
So GA tickets are fourteen hundred bucks VIP five thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
YEP, b.

Speaker 6 (01:42:24):
Artists pass, which is like ultra VIP twenty five thousand,
and then they have like super high end for one
point one million.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
That's the one point I am already in.

Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
And I've been getting texts like every other month, I'll
get a text from my bud Billy say, hey, bro,
for five grand, We're going to go to the Hamptons
and take a helicopter tour and go deep sea, you know,
swimming with the sharks.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
So he's been pitching on me on stuff for quite
a while now. Kate Winsleck greg is over the idea
that actresses are quote brave showing their bodies or going
makeup free on screen. Okay, the makeup thing I agree
with is brave. She said in a recent interview. That's
not effing brave. I'm not in Ukraine. I'm doing a
job that matters to me. She's got this new movie

(01:43:07):
and instead of portraying her character authentically, refusing to hide
her belly rolls during the bikini scene, she says to
chase pride and showing her real self on screen, including wrinkles,
and she says that her stance reflects her growing comfort
with herself and her commitment to portraying people realistically.

Speaker 7 (01:43:25):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
If we wanted to say, hey, Greg, let's go to
your house and you know, get in your bathing suit,
let's take a photos of you, I wouldn't consider that brave. Exactly.
I wouldn't nudity. I kind of would nudity, okay, you know,
like public nudity or you know, on stage or something.
But that's only because we we fall short in certain areas. Greg,
Well you know it. Yeah, right then I'd be nude
right now, see exactly right? Would that's gonna be boring

(01:43:51):
time for your birthdays and your porn On birthday it's shimmer,
We're gonna sit because it's and you know you don't
do and we're starting with celebrities, happy birthday to Amy Poehler,
who is fifty three today, mother e Fin Richard Marx
Richard marks.

Speaker 6 (01:44:13):
Him.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
He's sixty two. Molly Shannon is sixty. Nick Jonas is
thirty two. Jennifer Tilly is sixty six. Menace, he almost
ruined his show. Magician David Copperfield, you're buddy, Yeah, he
doesn't like now. Next year he's gonna have an awesome birthday.
This year he's sixty eighth. Oh yeah, next year's movie
so hot, the former mister Jennifer Lopez. Mark Anthony is
fifty six. Ed Begley Junior is seventy five. And Mickey Rourke. Oh,

(01:44:39):
Mickey Rourke, I thought he was dead. Oh seventy year,
Mickey Rourke. He he was in the Wrestler right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
seventy two. Are you thinking of Michael Madson or Mickey Rooney.

Speaker 5 (01:44:50):
Maybe Mickey Rooney saw Mickey Mantle speaking of Trader Joy,
Mickey Rourke, I saw a guy who looks just like
him in Trader Josie other day because even has that
like old can't lady face right?

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Well, today's Parno birthday. Lady is Ava Adams and if
each candle and her birthday cake were a one to
one representative of how many penises she's handled over the
course of these seven hundred and sixty one fine film
she's been in. It would take her days to blow
them out. She was in movies like Ava punishes her
step son for sniffing her panties. She was also in

(01:45:21):
Breast Side Story Volume two, Physical Stay at Home, Whoores?
Volume one? She was in Bring the Pain Away Volume two,
and Who Can Forget Her? Unforgettable roll? Greg and part
of me, but your mouth is on my penis?

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
Excuse me? That's Ave Adams, who is forty five years
old today, your Parno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and a
little look at the world of entertainment this morning.

Speaker 6 (01:45:48):
Yes, menace, I figured out who I mixed them up with?
Tom Sizemore. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
That was Mickey. Are sure we're gonna take a quick
break more Monday Morning? What he show is next? Hang on?
Sit hey more? Next The WOODI Showabuiler wouldn't approve The
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Speaker 8 (01:47:01):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
Find us on social media at the Woodies Show. Greg Gory, Yes,
parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, we've all been on
this earth for decades and we've still completely avoided any
need for algebra. Is just having a conversation about that
the other day with who a bunch of teachers believe
it or not really who all believe that everybody is

(01:47:24):
wasting their time teaching a lot of this stuff. After
a certain point, like you get like algebra one out
of the way, and that's it for anything else past that.
And if there's something that you want to study that
you would need that for your career or whatever, there's
something you want to get into you later on, then
you can go back and you could take calculus and
maybe more advanced algebra. When it's easier to learn things
as an old as an old person, yeah, up time

(01:47:47):
when you go to college and yours. Oh, I want
to be an aeronautical engineer like you know, but again
you learned things better when you're younger. So younger we're
talking about the difference of a year or two. But anyway,
I want to teach some more practical things that maybe
make us society a little bit better. People like more
functioning adults in day to day life, you know, not
necessarily like trying to remember you've you've forgotten all that

(01:48:08):
stuff anyway, all right, most of the time, that's why
the Chinese are taking us over all right, Thank you
very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving
the Woodie Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch it back
here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S M D
double M. I quit this bitch.