The Woody Show September 18th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?
Listener discretion? Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, good morning everybody. Today is Wednesday. It is September
the eighteenth, twenty twenty four. Welcome to The Woody Show.
My name is what that's great?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Gory?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hi, We got Menace, what is up? Sea? Bask you
morning to you. Our newest full time show member is
g A grad Good morning, Gina, Good morning. Sammy is here.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
And we got Bort.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
We got Caroline Morgan, our associate producer, and Von our
video producer. They are here and doing their thing. You,
of course, are here in those listen. That's really what
we are all here for to get you to listen,
and we appreciate that. If you want to be a
part of the show, go ahead, call on in eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Woodie.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. Well, it's it's
a big day because tonight the Golden Bachelorette will be
on ABC season premiere.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
This is the premiere with the first woman because the
first time is the Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
So yeah, oh yeah, that's right. Oh yeah, all a
batche of hotties, right, but well hot old men for
a Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So we're the Golden Bachelorette on ABC tonight. But oh no,
we can do better than that because ye on The
Woody Show today is a Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Nice because they.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Again, as always, they picked some like TV ready perfect chick,
even though she's like seventy five. Sure, but we know
there's real white ladies out there that need love to Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
We'll be all Sea bass. We'll be talking to one
of those. We're going to be the fly on the
wall for their conversation. Also, the trending news headlines got
some of the entertainment stuff birthdays, porn of birthday and more,
all on the show for you this morning. Phones that
are open, like I mentioned, you could text over to
two two nine eight seven. Today is a National Cheeseburger Day.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Real nice.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's also a Rice Crispy Treat Day, all right. I
don't like the ones that they sell in the store now,
the ones that they made it the factory and packaged
up and everything.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
They taste weird.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
They're chemically you gotta make it yourself.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
All you need it though, And then they have those
giant rice crispies that they sell at certain stores.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, but again, those have the same taste as the
other ones that are you know, bake butter from the fact. Yeah,
the ones you make at home, they just have a
better They have just a better taste.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm not disagreeing, but I'm still eating the store ones too.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
One that my family would make all the time. They
would make those s'mores bars. And so you take golds
and you melt chocolate and you do the same thing
with the butter and the marshall and mix it all
together and you smash them in the pan, same as
you would do with the rice krispy trees. Those things
are bomb yeah, way better, so good. It's a US
Air Force Day. Shout out to the Air Force. Yeoh,

(03:14):
it's located Old Friend Day. Also Huggy Greeting Card writer Day,
Greg Okay find one. It's Purple broad Day and National
First Love Day. Everybody remember their first love?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, pretty much like legit love.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
How would you forget?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, my first like little kid love was Melissa Horowitz.
I brought that up before, and then I like when
you get into be like being a teenager, your first.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Like love love hardcore? Yeah? Do you remember yours?

Speaker 8 (03:47):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah? Of course? Who was a Liz Jordan. I think
we've heard about Liz Jordan before. Yeah, she's was that
your first? Probably not? No, my first kiss was Wendy Jones. Yes,
that does sound fami. She was the daughter of Miss Texas.
Oh no wow.

Speaker 9 (04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
They always say like look at the mothers. I know,
I know the future brings. And her dad was mega rich,
so I like going to her house.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Do you know your first love Adam Davidson.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, he gave me a flower and I thought I
was going to die. I'm a cheap day.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah. What how old were you first love?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Fifteen?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Fifteen? Yeah, menace? Do you remember your first love.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Like love like crushy? I would say first grade? Meghan Hansen.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, that's like a little kids something you remember like
the first person that you were like they usedart like
I'm in love with this person.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, I don't really be honest, No, but can I
can I reveal something about Melissa horror Wiz since we
brought it up. Yeah, you know how we do the
Tuesday takeovers? I really wanted to do, like this is
what do you this is your life and have people
call in And I tracked it down. Yeah, and I
got her number and I called her and she didn't

(05:04):
pick up, but I left her message and she never
called me back. Oh really nothing.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, how did you end?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I think she's still in New Jersey? Yeah, I found her. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (05:14):
I think we looked her up kind of recently. Yeah,
she do real estate or something.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Now she doesn't do real estate.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
She she's like a she does like translation for at
one point she was working for Bloomberg. Yeah, but uh yeah,
I mean she speaks fluent Spanish and English and.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
She's been she's just way, you know, too smart for us.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well she's married maybe yeah, maybe her husband is like
but we grew up together. We were just like a
little kid stuff. It's nothing like I thought.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I thought would have been fun. But I'm gonna pulled
through on it. Yeah, Sammy.

Speaker 8 (05:48):
Yeah, his name was Nick Bullock and we were fifteen.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, I was just Bullock. I was so in love
with him. Yeah, and like what was that?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Did he do you do anything like uh, you know,
a romantic give you the flower like like Ginahan. No,
I don't remember that.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
I mean we dated Junior and senior year and just
we we talked all the time, texting, talking on the
phone for probably two months before we ever started dating.
So it was like it started out as like, you know,
a friendship of just you know that kind of thing,
and then yeah, I started dating, And.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Did you still still keep in touch with this person
or somebody? Just kind of what do you know what
he does?

Speaker 11 (06:24):
Now?

Speaker 8 (06:25):
He doesn't, he doesn't do anything, So.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh wow, jail, Okay, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
There's a Nick Bullock who's a British rock climber who
was busted for drugs.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, and probably not the same guy unless he fell
off the cliff, you know, Greg. Do you know what
Wendy or the other girl's doing now?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
No, Well, with Liz, I'm still in touch with she's
a teacher, married Wendy. I don't know. Let me see
if I can find her. Let's see. Oh there she is,
let's see she Well he looking at that? Do you
know what happened?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I don't, But most of those dudes ended up like
taking over their dad's like used car dealerships. I'm assuming
he's probably one of those.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
Nice Yeah, so Wendy owns her own videography company. Weddings
and craft, Yeah, I think so portraits and whatnot. Yeah,
that's a board housewife.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Think what are you talking about? Do you remember your
first love, Adam Davidson.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Was technically would be not till college really really yeah?
The high school okay, but they didn't have the didn't
have mixers at the all boys high school with the
real school. Mostly didn't because we did have a sister's
school which is where went to the high school. And
but who would supply us with cheerleaders.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
But never supply us with cheerleaders?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, they said, yeah, let me use them.

Speaker 9 (07:58):
No.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
By the I was on a show that's part of
the cheerleading team. We've told that story. So yeah, but
there were no there were no coordinated mixers at all.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
There was in a Sadie Hawkins dance Sadi Hawkins. That
sounds so old timing. Remember when the girls would ask
to pay for everything? Yeah, the way it should be.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
By the way, Purple Brawl Day is a Western Australia's
breast cancer awareness day. So here we are celebrating something
that's regionally Australia.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, I love it. How the pie, Yeah, it's a
it's on the list.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
H yeah, phone number eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Sounds like I could do both in one day, menace.
All right, it's a located old friend day like we mentioned.
So yeah, maybe I can try to reach out. All right,
I'll send you the see.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
If we can see if we can get her on
the horn. I know.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, do you remember your first love? And what are
they doing now? I mean, do you know anything about
what they're up to?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Have they fallen off the end of the earth.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, that's the thing because my sister, I think keeps
track or keeps in touch with her every once in
a while. But man, I haven't heard from any of
those people and forever.

Speaker 11 (09:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I got like one friend from where I grew up
when I grew up, my buddy Joe that I keep
in touch with.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
But that's about it.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yeah, And that's why I don't understand reunions because like
with Facebook and stuff, like I already know everything about You.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Can't get drunk with somebody, are you not a reunion person?

Speaker 5 (09:30):
I've never been to a reunion. It's just I don't
get that much time off. It just never occurred to me.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Really. Oh yeah, we had the best time.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
My twenty years next year, and I know.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
So bad planning it. Yeah. I love the girl, Greg,
Greg will go he loves that stuff. Yeah, yeah, don't
take me the best.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Speaking of reunions again, that new animated podcast coming up
on the show this morning. Greg's high school reunion's been
turned into an animated podcast where he got up there
and made that speech.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeay, absolutely idiot.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
All right, so calling in text on in. It is
the Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
The Witty Show will be back in a sec.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
What's all, everybody, It's Menace Wittier. Myself and Bort are
gonna be in Whittier Tuesday, September twenty fourth from two
to four pm doing a bunch of giveaways at California
Fish Grill in Whittier. We're talking about theme part tickets,
concert tickets. Woody Show merch in more again September twenty

(10:26):
fourth from two to four pm. Come hang out with
us in the meantime. Keep enjoining the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's great, it's a great thing. In the morning with
the coffee. They have a little morning gratitude. I feel
like I want to stop.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Oh my gosh, I started sweating like crazy.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
It's a little upset that we ruined a good down on.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Walling The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
It's another new out, insensitivity training, Freight, Politically Correct World
Wednesday morning, Midweek and September the eighteenth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I'm Moodie.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
That's great, gorya and menace. Good morning to you, Good
morning Woody. Right, there is Gina grand here. You got
Sea Bass, You've got Sammy phones are open eight seven,
seven forty four, Woodie. You can hit us over with
the text over to two to nine eight seven Tonight
on ABC, it's the series premiere of The Golden Bachelorette.

(11:19):
That we've had The Golden Bachelor, and this is the
Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, so it's.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
A lady looking for love a bunch of dudes trying
to win her affections. We had the Golden Bachelor, and
I think this is this woman who's the Golden Bachelorette.
I think she was one of the women from the
Golden Bachelor. My ignorance, I didn't watch a second of it.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Don't follow any of that stuff.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Is she hot?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
See?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
And that's not what it's all about. It's not about
the ABC TV version. It's all about what we do
here on the Woody Show. Whenever there's bachelor bachelorette, nor
in this case, Golden Bachelor bachelorette Woody Show, a golden bachelorette.
So Sea Bass has chatted it up with one of
these gilfs, one of these old lady webcam girls elders. Yeah,

(12:07):
elder Yeah anyway, so uh, Sea Bass, well we'll have that.
He's putting the final touches on the audio that's coming
up for you this hour. Looks like the Golden Bachelorette
is Joan Vassos.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Joan. That's an old time Joan.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
She's got like long, flowy blonde hair.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
It looks like Joan Rivers. You look at the eyes.
I lot Joe can wait to talk. I feel like
she's going to sound like that.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
She does kind of have a look of like if
I saw her, like, oh that chick puts out. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, at that age, she knows who she is, she
knows what she wants.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
And she is comfortable asking about it.

Speaker 12 (12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
For real.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Today's National Cheeseburger Day a few places you can get
a burger for free or close to free. We mentioned
how McDonald's has fifty cent double cheeseburgers. Yeah, now, Greg,
that is through the app. Oh, grazy double cheeseburgers. Wendy's
they'll give you a junior bacon cheeseburger for a penny

(13:05):
with any purchase through Sunday.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, so if you want, yeah, right, exactly, get a
small fry and then yeah, I get a frosty and
then they'll give you a junior bacon cheeseburger for a penny.
That rules Burger King. If you're a rewards member, you
can get a free cheeseburger if you spend a buck. Done,
all right, so really isn't that a cheeseburger for a buck?
I guess you gotta spend a buck on something else.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Fine, whatever.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
And then Dairy Queen for National Cheeseburger Day, they have
free double cheeseburgers through their app if you spend a dollar,
and that deal also runs through Sunday.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Has anyone ever had a Dairy Queen cheeseburger?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Are they good?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
The food is actually I mean it only had like
a dilly bar. Yeah, yeah, Blizzards. It's not the place
I think to go to, but it was one of
those things where it was right there. I was in
a rush. It's pretty good and that's how I went
there for the first time. And the food was good.
It's never been a go to for that stuff. It's
always go to for wizards and stuff. Yeah, but yeah,

(14:07):
not bad, but delish. Did they just call it like
Blazers or Blazers not blaze It was like DQ Google.
It's like, what was the food composers like d Q
slash not Brazier.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
But orange something. No, you're thinking of Orange Julius. Yeah, no,
Orange Julius is completely different.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
They had Orange Julius teamed up, but they would call
the food part like the burgers A and W is
also completely different. I'm trying to find it. I'll google
for you.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Well, you guys are looking at that. You just unlocked
a memory that the greatest thing I ever got as
a kid from d Q is remember the Peanut Buster parfe?

Speaker 9 (14:46):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (14:50):
It was like a parfe with like peanuts and chocolate
and peanut butter and everything.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Great, what are you thinking of?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Brazierzier yes, location, it was like dq slash Brazier. So
they the ones that would have that on the sign
meant they had both food and the ice cream. The
ones that just said dairy queen didn't have the food,
just had.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
The ice cream. Say that's what I want to say, Brazier. Yeah,
it's a.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Brazierser is it French?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
It's a portable heater consisting of a pan or stand
for holding lighted coals, some other burger king stuff.

Speaker 9 (15:27):
You know.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
They had talked about their million dollar Whopper contests where
people could come up with the next whopper. Yeah, and
while we have the finalists, oh okay, yes please. So
they launched this back in February. I remember we talked
about it, and you know, people could submit their new
wopper ideas for a chance at a million dollars. The
three that made the final cut are going to hit

(15:48):
their menu November fourteenth for a limited time. Now, which
one sounds best to you?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
All right?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
You got the Mexican street corn whopper now with seasoned
tortilla strips and spicy haeso.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I love some street corn, but my burger. What if
the corns mixed into the beef.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Oh god, no, that's.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Really very no.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
You know what that reminds well, yeah, but you know
that reminds me of like when you go into the
convenience store and they got all this stuff like the
meats on rollers and you can get like they call
them cheeseburger bites and so it's it's ground yeah, like
seven eleven's and stuff like that, quick trips and they
would have it where.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
In hot dog form.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
It's meat and cheese in a in a roller like
a like a hot dog from on the roller.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
And it looks like a sausage.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
It looks like a kebab kind.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Of No, not a kebab.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
It's one Soliday, I get it. Yeah, but that doesn't
seem appetizing.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Oh, it was very good, very juicy, but it would
have like bacon and cheese some like mixed in there.
I'm saying you can mix like a corn into it,
into it. But Greg's right, it looks like a turd head.
That's the Mexican street corn whopper. You've also got the
Maple bourbon barbecue whopper. That's top of bourbon barbecue sauce,
Gilapano's Menace, your favorite bacon and then some maple bacon seasoning.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I feel like I've had that. I know it's not
groundbreaking at all.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
And we were just talking about because I love maple,
like maple bars, like maple donuts, you know, just the cyrella. Yes,
the smell of pancakes, was it? Gina and Sammy both
saying because we had some of these Krispy Kreme maple
literally limited edition maple joints in here, and as soon
as you open the box, the.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Whole studio filled with the smell of maple.

Speaker 13 (17:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, of course they complained, well, because it'd.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Because you lazy, lazy boneses would open the donut thing
and then walk away, and I'd be like, oh, I'm
getting hit real.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Hard thing, mister germophobe Washington Free.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
I'm I'll close it, but if it's already open, I'm
not closing because I don't mind the smell.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I don't think like ye open. It was very strong smelling.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, it was like a like a fake candle.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
And then, uh, how about this one.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's the third finalist for the million Dollar Whopper contest
Fried pickle ranch whopper. Now we're talking top of bacon,
fried pickles, Swiss cheese, and the pickle ranch dressing.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Out of the three, I would go F Mary kill.
I would probably marry the fried pickle ranch whopper, f
the Mexican street corn whopper, and then i'd kill that
maple bourbon barbecue whopper.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's just.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
I don't know, none of them grabbing. I think my
favorite sounds like the street corn one the street and
then the pickle ranch whopper, and then just get rid
of the.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
As long as it's got to pickley.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
You know.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Sometimes you get one of those, like fried pickles, and
then the pickle flavor is like overpowering, it's not balancing.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I don't like fried pickle spears. They got to be chips.
Fried pickle chips, don't give me the spears, yeah, exactly.
And I don't like when they add the heat, like
they put some kind of like yeah, they put like
some kind of cayenne or whatever. Yeah, it's unnecessary. I
don't I don't need a spicy pick just like let's try. Yeah, yeah,

(19:04):
and we went, Yeah, one more thing on food, since
we were talking about food already. Bores Head has announced
this past Friday that it's going to stop making liver
worst Greg No. Yeah, so that's done. End of an era.
Oh man, that's thanks to the fallout from the listeria outbreak.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, that was insane.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
So the company they identified the root cause of the contamination,
which was a facility in Virginia and that was only
used for liver Worst, So they decided just to discontinue
liver Worst altogether.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
That sucks.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Was anyone buying that?

Speaker 10 (19:34):
Greg I kept it in business? Really yesterday, just yesterday,
speaking of liver Worst, I was hungry and wanted a snack.
I had nothing in the house, but I did have
some liver Worst. Just ate liver Worse with the spoon see.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Liver Wars seems all time. Oh good? Does it have
like the plastic?

Speaker 10 (19:51):
It comes in a roll like a tube. Yeah, and
you just kind of cut one end off and scoop
it out.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
I really don't know enough about it. Is that like
kind of like the poor Man's Book raw?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I mean, I guess kind of. It looks like blooney. Yeah,
it looked like it's round, you know, it's very dark brown.
I remember my grandfather used to get it, you know, pasty.
You go to the deli and give me, give me
a pound and a half.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Of liver wars, and they'd slice it and be like
big blooney you know size slices, but it would have
this like white plastic thing.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
On the outside you had to tear off, not tear off,
but just remove before you ate it. It's like, guys,
we can eat other things. Yeah right, oh no, you
gotta savor this. It's so good.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
All right, Well, Seabas says he's ready to go Golden bachelorette,
a Golden Bachelor that's coming up next to her on
the What show If you want to call eight seven
seven forty four what he is then able to do it?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
This is.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
All right, Well, this is a very exciting day because
tonight is the series premiere of The Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Pets.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
We already had a Golden Bachelor and they're broken up, right,
but they always press, so that's probably a safe bet. Yeah,
but I thought there was something where they didn't. It
didn't work out anywhere. Gary whatever his name was, Yeah,
the gear bear. And now the woman who's the Golden Bachelorette,

(21:14):
she was on the Golden Bachelor, so now she's she's
the one who's going to go through all these like
old balls.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Always pluck one out of the chorus and make yeah one.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Right, yeah exactly, and so uh today you're on the
show though, because every time we do like a bachelor bacherette,
we always have a bachelor bacherette. But it's all golden,
golden fugs, the gray hairs, the blue hairs where every
want to call them. And Sea Bass is on these
websites because there's like these old ladies who do webcam stuff.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Because it's tough for me to go out on the
street Gena and find single sixty two year olds who
want to get it, who want to be but it's
easier to do that online. Sure, when they're behind a
webcam and they're sultry and you're very polite, and I'm
super polite, so it's very nice.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
He's not like trolling them or anything.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
So the way it works is they're on camera and
I can I can only type through a text. Is
I can't talk to them normally, so they'll you'll see
the little message and I can also donate money to them,
so you'll what you tips. What you'll hear, Gina, you'll
hear like coins, which it's called a coins. It just
means it's a dollar and you'll hear me having a
conversation with them and then them responding to me in
real life.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
So this is way more interesting than the golden batch
of the rad.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
I'm just trying to get to know these ladies. One
thing to keep in mind. One thing to keep in
mind is a lot of these ladies have this newfangled
system where every time I give them money, tips, coins, uh,
their personal vibrating device will activate.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, it triggers their device. So you might wonder why
they're reacting in such a strong way.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
To a dollar. So I went on and I found
this lady, Marcy. She was in jolly old England, y
old England, and I just, uh, I think I surprised
her and woke her up something like that, all right.

Speaker 14 (22:54):
Hello love, Oh but.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Who you got me? Good days?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Arrest?

Speaker 15 (23:07):
You just go up?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Oh my god? Wow, how about that for a wake
up call?

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Yeah, you're not a Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Hello, make it a rain out the gate.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
That's because a lot of guys, because these are all public,
public chat roots. Any guy can go out there and say, hey,
and that's what these ladies are dealing with. They're dealing
with gods.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
He well, like like here he comes in like really
sweet and with a with a tip. Oh but who
you got me? Good days?

Speaker 6 (23:42):
So yeah, it helps to come out the gate with
some cash. That way they know you're SI, what are
we talking? That's just a dollar between one of the
usually tip one three or five dollars a little quick
buttons right there.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Kill her with five bucks. Do that on the internet
just for a dollar.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
Yeah. By the way, they only get like a third
of this one.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
So she walks into her kitchen, which is by the way,
in the process of repainting Gregg, walking with her lap,
walking around with and it just so happened that she's
gonna make some food. So it's dinner time there. So
she pulls out of the fridge a like one of
those sousve packs like the tree prepared, and these are
burnt ends with barbecue sauce.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
So I mean I like burn ends.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Yeah, so she's I'm surprised I have those in ye
old England. You think barbecue wouldn't be huge over there,
but you know, this is the big world these days.
So here we are with Mary or Marci, just gonna
cook some burn.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Ends brilliant so you can.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
So her device, goes into the kitchen, into her right,
carry her lapaptop with her.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
The laptop, you know, yeah, the it's it's bluetoothed into
the laptop.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Or like vibrating panties. Like what does she does? She
have hands to prepare barb.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
It's it's basically a mini it's like a mini egg essentially,
and it's got a little tail that so it doesn't
get lost.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Okay, it's a.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Little pink silicone egg. And they'll show you the tails.

Speaker 14 (25:16):
And then I'm gonna put me in the dry fry
to crunch them up a little bit, because then you've
got barbecue sauce to.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Put over them.

Speaker 14 (25:24):
It's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
She's never gonna get to eat.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Man.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
They just go about their day.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
They're not like there's a lot of yeah, this is this,
we're getting a tree. G Typically, their their quote set
is just their bed. And you see a bed, and
they got some lights and then some vibrators and buildos
and stuff. So rarely do you get to walk through
someone's house as we are now watching a microwave special
tree and she and there's a thing a little bit
of a vocabulary.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
I never like I've got British kids. I never heard
the term.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Dry fryer, which I guess is air for So she
microwaves the burn ends, it throws them in the dry
frier to crisp them up, then tosses them. She's a
real gormand this this Marsie. So she gets to cook
in the burn ends and says, oh, they smell nice.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
That's really good.

Speaker 14 (26:14):
Oh oh, I smell lovely.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
What is your favorite memory from you.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
That was her seventies memory.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Oh that's so cool, because you know, these are old people.
I want to talk about old things.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, sure, what that's your favorite memory from the fab
And that's that's so cute.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
This is kind of a sort of like your memories,
greg Is, She said her mom, so when it was
time for dinner, her mom would send little little baby,
little girl Marci to the pub to go collect her
father for dinner.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
So British, it's so cute. That's the door she's cooking food.
She's yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
The whole time she's in like a like a night
lingerie and she's rubbing her you know things. This is
what you show eight Golden Bachelorette. So she's got a
great memory from the seventies. Let's keep talking and find
out like pop culture other things she remembers from her childhood.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Oh, Bay City Rollers, Sebastian Bay City rollers, City rollers.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
From seventy have many. I've just recalled where I.

Speaker 14 (27:25):
Used to live after school with my mates. My mum
give us two pence and we'd go over to the
chip shop and by they don't said it. Now, you
know the bits that you get off the butter batter
bits And we used to get a bag of batter

(27:46):
bits with.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
A pickled Daniel and it was two po Sebastian, you
can go get some baits with that, can't you? Gone?
From the eighteen seventy butter.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Bitster bits bit bits? Can anyone tell? Can you tell?
Is this dialect of her accent like a trashy one?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
But I believe it is because she's really dropping the tea's.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Hard okay bits? And I found butter toffee. I can't
find what a butter John silvery batter bitch?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
She went to a chip shop, right, I got the
fried Okay, this is, but I thought chip shops chips
would be French fries.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Right.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Also, that's what happens a long John silver.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Like batter pieces at the Littles.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
And Gregg's points. She's telling me this cute childhood story
while she's.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay, well, she brought a note.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
I know that not everyone knows who the Bay City
Rollers are, so to you, well, that's exactly had. They're
like a pop sort of boy group, girl group back
in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Here is their biggest song, got it? Yeah, I remember

(29:32):
being that's satisfying. Yeah, it's it's a Woody Show, a
Golden Bachelorett. We're gonna take a quick break, we'll come back.
We still have another bachelorette to meet, Yes, ma'am very exciting.

Speaker 16 (29:46):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Glory. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I. We have a wide selection of
cabernets to choose from. Yeah, the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
That'll always be a classic. We'll get it in studio someday.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
All right, So we got Golden Bachelorette. The series premiere
happening on ABC tonight. So with a Golden Bachelorette on ABC,
we have a Golden bachelorette here on the Woody Show,
which you heard before the break Sea Bats chatted up
with with Marcie living whole time making barbecue, talking about

(30:32):
you know, ba City Rollers.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
And she must have made it.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I mean, I don't know about what ten bucks just
to that conversation at least.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Yeah, that's worth your time.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah. You just put your credit card and then it
just takes it from that.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
Yeah, and it goes nuts.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
So it's like on a chuck of cheese, you can
like power up your player's card.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
And the statement looked like, what's the show up about?
That's a good question.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
I think it's guilf dot com double check.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
You gotta call your credit card company.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yeah, well, we still have one more nice old lady
to meet here for what you show a golden.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Bach thered Yeah, let's talk to Cammy, see what she's
up to this oll last All right, thank.

Speaker 14 (31:08):
You, Sevesti. How are you.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Today? Just taking my mom to a doctor's appointment, Sebastian.

Speaker 14 (31:22):
She lives with me, so I take her to her doctors.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Talk about talking her mom to the doctor.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
So she's in the next room, her really elderly mother
because she's already.

Speaker 10 (31:36):
Wouldn't it behoove them to just lie a little bit
up to today thinking about you.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
I'm going to go to pilates and yogaesome, right.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Getting wax and then I'm getting going to the doctor
wherever make it.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
We're microwaving barbecue setting a Gordon removed. But because I care,
Because again I'm not some creep on the air, a
nice guy. I'm gonna let's talk more about your mom
and or doctor's appointment.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
She has an eye appointment today because she had cataract.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Surgery, So.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Checking her out to make sure it's okay.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Your mother do cam shows? No, mom doesn't do cam shows.
She would probably love it.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
God, my mom's got a big wreck.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
A teacher how to work the computer.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
She can't see it because the cataracts.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Oh my god. Like lady, lie a little bit. Yeah,
where's your creativity?

Speaker 9 (32:47):
You know?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I just your a little something to the imagination.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Greg, you just did it off the top of your head.
I'm just you know, I'm just a nympho.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yet you myself? This is this is Cammi again.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
She knows something about the seventies, so she's a golden bachelorettes.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Let's talk about that, Well, it is your famite from.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Probably the innocence of what things were like back then
compared to now, the fact that all the kids were respectful, they.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Didn't talk back. There's a lot of things about that time.
It was way better. I sound like an old geezer. Kay,
she's not even.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
A good actress with dad and she has emphysema. I
don't understand how she doesn't see the irony of saying
things were more innocent back then. Well, she's doing a
cam show.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
It's not like she's not serving, you know, kids down
at the orphan.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
She's participating in the lack of innidence exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
But Marcie, I think was way more convincing.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Oh, because you could tell that she was getting knocked
to her feet almost hello.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Hello love.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, it was like way better. It's a pleasure of
the gut. Yeah, you're my used proper bride. Oh yeah,
I love. Well, there you go.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
That is what we show a Golden Bachelorette everybody, I
swear So Golden Bachelorette season moves forward, So awe with
the future rounds.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
wood show.

Speaker 17 (34:37):
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Speaker 2 (35:05):
This show fuck like just these fat people standing there?
Who are you fard knockers? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 18 (35:14):
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Speaker 13 (35:16):
I still got a Woody and right on toime We're
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Speaker 3 (35:27):
It is Wednesday morning. It's September the eighteenth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 13 (35:35):
Also go around to right is Gina grad and then
down on the line there is Greg Gorya.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Then we got Menace him. Sammy right there, Sea Bass
is right there. You wherever you are, tell us what
you what you got going on? You on your way
to work?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
School?

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Let us know what you think on different stuff or topic.
Test whether that case might be on the phones. Eight
seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four.
What you never need an invite to be hanging with friends,
you know what I'm saying. That's like a bad dude.
A couple uh, really strange things. First, this guy who

(36:17):
was going to take a shot at Trump at the
golf course over the weekend. So the neighbor of that
guy said, he's a real weirdo. Like this guy kept
a horse in his house.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Huh much in the house.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
That's what she claims here she is on the news
talking about it.

Speaker 12 (36:34):
One thing I've seen they had horse in the house.
I mean old that horse in the house. But actually
the guns and stuff and all I mean with you,
they were, oh, I mean kind of weird in the
house where the living room is it with hay all
in here. I told all my friends because they didn't
bring that's a picture of.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
The horse and out.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah took a picture. Yeah that's up with all the
animal content during this election eating pets. Yeah right, anyway,
there was hay up ball. Yeah, yeah, she got a
picture that.

Speaker 7 (37:08):
One of my favorite online videos is that dancing horse
is like at some party.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, and the guy he's like yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
He's like, Mexicans are having like a party in the
house and they got this horse and it's like.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Dancing like crazy.

Speaker 12 (37:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
It's it's like the high step and stuff in the
living room.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah. I know a guy who does that for a
living or part of his living is to train the
horses to dance.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
It's a house party. Another guy in the news. He's
in Florida. He was arrested after he was caught keeping
two alligators and several turtles in his backyard swimming pool.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
And at first, what this guy did is he tried
to uh to break out the menace excuse generator. Here's
what he said. That's out here in the woods.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
So you don't know how the alligators got in there there.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, yeah, somebody stuck. Now, look it's Florida from Uh.
Then he came clean as the cops investigator. He also
found an alligator that had recently killed. Was killed. I
guess the guy used a pick axe. Oh, but it
was killed because he was worried about his dog and

(38:17):
the twenty cats that he had wandering around who he
couldn't keep from going down by the lake. So he
went and killed that one. He had two other gators
in his pool plus these, uh, these turtles. He had
more of those in the kiddie pool in his front yard.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Cool guy.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Oh usually the picture of this guy total redneck news
material and twenty cats. Yeah, he's been hit with several charges.
The alligators and the turtles. They were removed.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Turtles, Oh they do.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
People don't know that.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Ye, they smell.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Were the cats supposed to be like gator snacks?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I don't know. I don't think so. I think yeah,
that's why he killed it. He wouldn't got would be
I mean, like could a could a gator eat a turtle?
I hard though, That's what I'm.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Saying, Like could is it kind of like eating like
a like a like a walnut or like a chestnut,
you know, like the people have out like around Christmas,
you got to have like those.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
They could probably play it right through the shell, you think, Yeah,
I think so is it worth it?

Speaker 9 (39:15):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah, it's like it is the juice worth the squeeze?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
You got a crab leg? It's all thin, right, It's
so much work for very little reward. Speaking of a smell,
alligators do eternals they do.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Okay, if you've ever been in a plane's bathroom and
you notice like a bag of coffee beans or grounds
sitting on the shelf, never noticed, probably because someone just
blew up the bathroom and one of the flight attendants
are just trying to get rid of the smell, and
so could people like is that something with the flight
attendants do it? And it is coffee beans, Obviously that's

(39:48):
an odor.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Neutralizer, right, like baking soda.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, and there are flight attendants go to weapon against
any kind of smell on the plane. So like in
some cases the flight attends say, you'll even brew some
really strong ca you to get rid of the bathroom smells. Yeah,
because if you have one of those seats it's by
the bathroom, especially in the back of the plane. I
kind of feel like it lingers back there more than
it does at the front, of course. Yeah, but there's

(40:13):
no upwind or down wind. You're inside the plane. Well,
the angle, it's it's like the red barren.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
Yeah, of course, I'm sure that smell is heavier than air, right, No,
it's science.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
It's way the atoms.

Speaker 10 (40:28):
Yeah, I mean it just hangs. I would like to
shout out a product from Trader Joe's. It's like this
little air freshener. It comes in a very small bottle
and it's lemon scented. It is the best for post
pooping because it doesn't smell like uh sprayed that just
like floor sprayed, like for breeze after a poop or whatever.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
It weaponizes it.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
It makes it worse. It does saol or any of
those other things.

Speaker 10 (40:53):
This is lemony and it just totally neutralizes it. They
sell it in what section like section Yeah, it's like
an end cap and they're in these little bottles.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
But is that better than has anyone ever tried the
poop arie that you're supposed to spray through it before?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I tried it, and does it work?

Speaker 8 (41:08):
It does work, But the problem is is that you
have to spray it before and I always forget and
then after you're like.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh, I didn't you know how it works?

Speaker 11 (41:15):
Well?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
It does?

Speaker 5 (41:15):
It create like a seal?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, it's like a it's like an oil layer almost,
you know, like because it'll sit on top of the
water and so then when you drop a log through it,
the log pierces, it goes through it and then it
seals it back up the same saying, so like the
duty goes through it and then it just kind of
conceals what would otherwise be hovering out, like.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
The the idea makes sense, But does it work?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I don't know. I have some in my guest bathroom.
I've never used it. Yeah, I mean Samy's not using
it right, it does work.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
No, I'm saying it does work.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
I've used it correctly, but I forget so often.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
So because one thing I'll do as soon as I
go in there and I know it's gonna be number two,
I'll fire up the fan, oh like immediately, and then
right after you drop, then you flush. So between the fan,
the fact that you got rid of all the evidence
and that quickly, like there shouldn't be there shouldn't be
a ton of it shouldn't be overwhelming to the point where.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Right, But do you flush mid session?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:10):
More than once?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Well, as soon as it's the courtesy flush, so like
once you've you know, as soon as you've pinched it off.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Flush, but there's more, oh, there will be.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Yeah, you can flush, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
But typically it's usually like just one. But really, I
don't get the people that just flushed and then walk
away and think, oh it's good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I mean, you know, I don't think you necessarily have
to worry about it. I mean, you just did take a dump.
It's gonna it's gonna stink.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
You gotta put your hand all the way down a
handle like people do the half the half flesh.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, you want the full flush yeah, and some force
behind it.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
If there is a lid. I always close the lid.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Of course, because you're not a pig.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, So that's just a that's a flight attendant trick.
Maybe keep some coffee grounds in your they should always
just in your bathroom. One flight at ten that was
even saying they keep coffee beans nearby just in case
they have a passenger of reeks.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Like boh oh wow. Yeah, they'll do that too. That's
what sucks about bo people. They don't know their bo people.
That's right, you don't know it. Eight seven four wood.
You can hit us up with the text. Send those
texts over to two two ninety seven. Let's take the
break and then we'll come back and got some other
of the trending news headlines, some wild stuff to report
this morning, some more details in that diddy thing, oh boy,

(43:32):
and you have you heard about this, uh, these exploding pagers. Yeah,
that's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, some good news if you need to renew your passport. Okay,
there's also some interesting good stuff, not bad stuff, but
just you know, there's a lot to get to trending
news headlines that will be coming up next right here
on the Woody Show him.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Thank you to uh Maureen and Philly. It's two one.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I'm texted over it's a National Cheeseburger Day because I
just saw that Walmart Plus also offers twenty five percent
off Burger King every day.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Sweet.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
So, as you mentioned Walmart Plus before, and now if
you have it, what do you can go to your
sad Burger King and save money?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
You do have it? What do you I have Walmart? Walmart? Yeah,
class it comes with we have American Express. Oh really, yeah,
it's to know that. Yeah who knew? Still, yeah I
did not know that. You got it?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
All right, So we'll start with we'll start with this
stuff that is not bad news. First, starting today, you
were able to renew your passports online.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
You guys, finally early two thousand. Yeah, the uh no,
they've they've not been able to do this before this
is new exactly. But yeah, the mail stuff was just
so I don't know, stressful.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
The US Department of State, they've had this beta phase
of the program running for two months and they say
now it's officially open to the nation. However, there are
certain qualifications to be able to do this, including you've
got to be in the United States okay, and passports
that have been expired for more than five years.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
You can't renew those online.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (45:16):
What about the photo aspect of it? You still have
to go to the UPS store get your photo taped.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
That's a good question. I wonder if you go to
the Department of State website. I'm sure it's all spout
out there about how you do it all. They probably
still have your photo. I mean, do you guys? I mean,
as an adult you have to how often do you
have to take a new photo? Because I know what
the like a kid's passport. Yeah, you have to get
a new photo every number of you because they changed
so much, Like if you're an adult, my.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Husband still has his like high school picture on a
striver's license.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Really, yes, they probably just used the same I guess
the same photo.

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Passports will last for like ten years, So I think
you would have to get a new picture.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Ten years is a long time. I don't know. Something
to look up.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
And there's like weird rules like you're not allowed to
smile now.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
And you have to show one yeah, and if you
wear glasses, you can't work to take the glasses off.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
No shadow obviously, no hat, no shirt yeah right yeah,
but like yeah, no smiling, Yeah, just gotta look real serious.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
All look like mug shots.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
But yeah, able to renew your passport online? That was
always the pain in the ass. Go get the photo
and then go bring it to this processing center and
bring it to a certain post office, then.

Speaker 8 (46:25):
Go through hope you get it back at that mail
in your passport.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
It will send it back to you, we promise.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
So I just looked it up. You don't have to
change your passport photo unless you have like some significant
change your face.

Speaker 10 (46:38):
Yeah, what if you had to glow up and you
want the world?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I don't know if you do that online? Your you
know your existing photo if you're doing it online.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
And what do you know? How you hate when you're
driving in front of a cop even though you've done
nothing wrong. You get that weird feeling. I get that
same feeling going through customs, give them the passport, your
bag is there, You've done nothing wrong, you're hidings And
I always feel like, yeah, I don't know how many vise.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, so bad news. Eleven people killed, around four thousand injured.
Yesterday these pagers used for communication by Hesblah exploded in Lebanon,
and so the group claimed shortly thereafter that the explosions
were part of an attack, and that these explosives were

(47:30):
hidden inside a batch of five thousand pagers that were
ordered from this like Taiwanese manufacturer, and so it had
learned the operation. It was a good joint effort by
the Israeli military and MASAD, which is the Israeli intelligence service.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
UH.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
And then the switch was triggered by a message sent
to the pagers which made them all explode simultaneously. We're crazy.
I mean, it's crazy. I mean, and you watch. I
saw a video of it this morning on the news.
Some guys at a grocery store and all of a sudden,
just boom.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
I mean, obviously it goes without saying that. You know,
innocent civilians, you never want anyone to get hurt. But
if you're if you're coordinating an attempt, you know, an
attack against a terrorist group.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
We're ordering all these new pages, guys that you know about,
you know where they're ordering it from. You're like, h
I get it on those Yeah, Like I don't look,
I don't care at all about hesblow, don't get don't
get that twisted.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
We won't.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah, but I thought it was pretty I mean, it's
just the it's I don't want to call it genius,
but it's it's it's a crazy plan.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
And pagers really Yeah, that's the other thing.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
I was thinking, pagers, we're getting a time machine talk
about and guess what we're going to do.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, but you know what, at this point, the only
people using pages are shady people.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Ah right, I never had one he would be using
a page.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Trying to think who even uses a page? Befo we're
talking about America, like who's Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Do the doctors still use pagers? That's a good question.
I doubt it.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Maybe they have cell phone.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
If you're a doctor nurse, you work in the in
the hospital with hit us up on the text it.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Says doctors still use pages at many hospitals.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Yeah, he beats it because it won't block their signal.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Or something, but that cell phones are still more common, right.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Uh? Didty pled now guilty in court just hours after
that indictment was unsealed yesterday. The judge not swayed by
his offer to pay a fifty million dollars bond, wear
an ankle monitor, or limited travel to South Florida, New
York City, so he was denied bail. He remains in custody.
He was in jail last night.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Now.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
The indictment against him includes three counts of sex trafficking, racketeering,
transportation to engage in prostitution.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Now.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
The prosecutors say that Diddy and his employees engaged and
kidn apping, force labor, arson, bribery, obstruction of justice, and
includes graphic descriptions of what did he refer to.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
As freak offs.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
At these events, women were applied with drugs coors to
participate in sex with prostitutes, sometimes for days at a time.
Oh yeah, and Diddy would allegedly watch while masturbating and
recording video. Diddy's lawyer claims that his client is not
a perfect person and just found himself in toxic relationships.
But claims they were all mutual.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Oh she wanted to get beaten in a hallway.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
He's facing a maximum of life in prison.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
They must have thought he was a flight risk, because
why did they grab him early.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
Well, they did say that he was a flight risk.
And then also they were saying that like one of
the reasons they don't want to let him on bond
is intimidating the witnesses, that he'll go threatned for sure,
because everybody that they talked to, their main thing was
that they were very scared of him.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
Yeah, allegedly he went because rapper Kid Cutty had said
some things about him before, and allegedly it went and
blew up Kick Cutty's car in front of his striveway.

Speaker 15 (51:10):
Really yeah, very good fellas, Yeah, jeez. Allegedly Tupperware, Oh
is going bankrupt. Oh no, after seventy eight years. No,
it's not going away. It's like a debt restructuring thing.
So that completely going away. But it's not going to
be American man anymore. So still end of an era.
They're closing their last US factory. They're laying off one

(51:32):
hundred and forty eight workers. All new stuffs can be
made in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
The company was launched a nineteen forty six by a
guy named Earl Tupper Earl back when they were the
only game in town, chicks would throw those Tupperware parties. Yep,
mom did and sold sets to their friends and stuff.
But they've been struggling for years thanks to more competition
from things like Gladware, the disposal of off off brands
sold like on Amazon.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Who elses moms either at Drag You two or hosted
Tupperwar parties.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
No, I I know I was aware of them.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I don't think my mom ever threw one.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
I got dragged to so many of those.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Amazing what people were impressed.

Speaker 17 (52:11):
With the lid.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
The whole thing about the tup War parties was because
they were in stores and nobody knew like what they
were for or really how to use them. They didn't
understand the purpose, so they started doing tupple war parties.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
So they could explain, like, and you put the lid
on like.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
This, and it seals it and it keeps it, you know, fresh,
and then that's when.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
It really blew up. I don't mean this to be
too disrespectful, but were people that stupid back then?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Well, they.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, but there was three TV channels, no internet, and.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Remember if you had to put like leftovers of the fridge,
you had to take your entire castle dish with the
giant lid and shove.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
That, put some foil over it or something. Right, it
was like this keeps it very fresh.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
There wasn't pop a lot of other party Did women
still do those parties? Like there were like ay amway
there was a chef.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Yeah, that's all multi level.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Mar I thought about the only thing that's happening are
adult toy party sex toy parties.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
There's so many. These are all MLMs. There's a multi
level marketing, right, that's the whole point. Like you buy
all the crap and then you have to get your
friends to sell the crap. And they are alive and.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Well yeah are they really?

Speaker 11 (53:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
I just don't hear about them. There's my life's not
hit me up going like, hey, so and so has a.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Good it happens with supplements.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Yeah, yeah, like that exactly if they remember color street
nails and like all this crap is still around.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Really, oh yeah, I remember the supplement thing.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I figured maybe that was just all if it was happening,
it was just all done online. Like people aren't having
everybody over to do a tupperware party.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
That was a big thing during COVID. They were having
like Facebook live parties and like there they find a way.
They always find a way.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah, what's pampered chef. It's like stuff Oh okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Actual knives, the cut coat knives, all that stuff still around.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
There was a friend of mine, his wife sold you know,
one of those things. It was Mary Kay, not Mary Kay,
but something like it was like, you know, lotions and
makeup and things like that.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
And so she would you.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Know, pamp into all her sisters and all her girlfriends
and everything else. And so she used to stay at home,
you know, a wife. And so like my my buddy
be writing these checks for all the stuff that she
had to order to fulfill the orders that she got
from these from these women. And then he was noticing
there was never any money coming back.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, and he.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Goes, hey, what's going on, where's the money from the whatever.
She goes, she wasn't collecting the money. Oh, she wasn't
collecting the money. She felt bad asking them for the money,
so she would deliver them the stuff. Yeah, she would
deliver the stuff, and then she wouldn't collect the money.
She want to ask her sister, her best friend what

(55:02):
a business plan? Just and so my buddy's like, what
are you doing? And then she went and got uh
she did that for a while, and then she went and
got another job and then she would just like forget
to fill out her time sheets, so she wasn't getting
paid this.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Oh wow, my god.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Yeah, do you guys just on a little fun, do
you want to know how many what percentage of people
make money in a multi level marketing scheme? Okay, what
percentage of people make money?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Make money? Can not even break even?

Speaker 5 (55:34):
What else?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Oh? Like ten? Yeah, maybe you know what I'll be
fifteen percent.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Sammy, you are correct one percent. According to do dot
com these statistics, ninety nine percent of MLM participants lose money.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
And that's that's not just one in particular, like that's
that's just in general. mL The nice you're saying, it's
called pyramid.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
Pyramid only the person at the top makes them right,
And they'll they'll suck people in by telling them the
story of the person at the top exactly they did
this and they made this much money, and they're driving
around their pink mary Ca car.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Now and you know all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Oh I want that happened to me, but it can't.
It's not going to.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
That's the other thing I always wondered, like, how is
that an incentive? Like someday I'm gonna have this pink Cadillac.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
Keep it.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Why do you want to drive that around?

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Because it's like you know, real estate agents or whether
they drive around, they got their face on a wrap
that's on their car.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Like to drive around a car with your face on it.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
It's yeah, it's kind of weird, all right, eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, you can text us, of course
over to two to nine eight seven. I just I
do want to clarify because somebody said, you know, we're
talking about that page your story, and somebody said, why
was that bad news? I'm not talking I'm not taking
up for for terrorists or anything. I think it's all
bad news. We're talking about people blowing other people up

(56:50):
for you know whatever, Like that's that's bad news. I
put that in the umbrella bat Sorry, well again I
put on the under umbrella of bad news. I don't
feel bad for the terrorists. It's just another one of
these stories. Where there's people out there killing each other and.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
Yeah, and if it's not good news if you're trying
if you're attacking you know, terrorists and you're trying to
take them out, like yeah, but if it's friendly fire
and like people were just in the market trying to
do their thing.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
And they got to how many people who witnessed it? Yeah,
you know like that, it's not no matter how you
look at it, it's not good news.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I don't care that it's you know, hes blow or
you know terrorists who die or whatever, but it's just
not you can't put that out.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
It's not positive.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
But the Pagers is pretty genius.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah, I mean the idea to yeah, or just being
able to figure out like, oh well they're ordering these
five thousand pages, you know what we can do and
striking all the Taiwanese company. You know, we're gonna take
a quick break more when he shows next, hang on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
We'll be right back. Now here's where it gets really good.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
This Greatoris.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Were much needed time to think about and everything. He's
gonna vac you when he gets on later.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yes, the Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
The Woody Show. All the news headlines.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
We were talking about all those pagers, the exploding pagers.
Eleven people killed, around four thousand injured yesterday, pagers used
for communication by the Iranian backed militant group Hasbla exploded
in Lebanon and they're all part of an attack by Israel.

(58:27):
And by the way, as Bo says, they will retaliate
of course.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
And while I say good fim, because you know terrorists,
I also said, hey, you know, it's also never good.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
News when you wake up in the morning or have
in the world.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah, and be here, people are blowing each other up
for whatever the reasons, are blowing each other up and
killing each other everything else, that's all bad news. Now
I will say good fim to this. Five members of
the Just Stop Oil activist group were sentenced to four
years in jail.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Greg of Just Stop Oil. Yeah, because they blocked traffic
in London for four days. Excellent. So they gave him
a year in jail for every day they blocked traffic. Good.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
They did this back in November of twenty twenty two.
So here nobody died just inconvenience.

Speaker 10 (59:17):
Exactly, and somebody could have died. Yeah, because if they're
on their way to the hospital or.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
What about people who you know, they get really frustrated
by this stuff and they just barrel their car through people.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Somebody could have really been hurt.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
So they were charged with conspiring internationally to cause a
public nuisance. The prosecutors alleged that the protest disrupted more
than seven hundred thousand drivers, caused economic damage of over
nine hundred and eighty thousand dollars and racked up over
one point three million and policing costs. And of course
all the activists are appealing, but they were just sentenced

(59:50):
to four years in jail for blocking traffic for four days.
They're in London, all to that good exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah, well, no, guys, you see what happened to the
last group. I would love to know what petroleum products
they're not using if they want to quote, just stop.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Oil with vasoline.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Yeah, now, computers, balloons, eyeglasses, everything. Now here's a question.
If they're in jail for the next four years, how
are they going to get to work away? They had
like all this time, just sit in the road for
four days.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
Yeah, you don't know what vehicles are out There might
be an organ transplant on its way toward recipient.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
It's very impressive, especially first time at the Glory Hall.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
You know this, I'm not sure about that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It's
September the eighteenth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
What's good. Thanks for being here with us, giving us
some of your time this morning. Appreciate that. I'm Moddy.
That's Greg Gory, Good morning, Menaces.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Here, there's Gina gran We got Sammy Marny, we got
c bars, we got the phones open for you. As
you know, eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the number.
That's eight seven seven forty four. What you can also
hit us up with the text over to two nine
eight seven coming up for this hour?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
What's Menace? Watching so many things? I thought about Menace
because I saw something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
I don't know exactly where this is, okay, but you
know how there are sports bars and you can go
and you watch sports. Yeah, Well, now there are reality
TV bars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
It's been a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Yes, really, I've never heard of it before. Like so
people will go and meet up and watch it and
yeh's fun. And that's MENACE's favorite genre of TV.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Reality TV.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
He loves the trashy not even like the good reality
to the trashy stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
All the TLC stuff, all the Bravo stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
But wouldn't you guys be like, be quiet. I'm trying
to see what the eight thousand pound sisters are saying.
You got a bar?

Speaker 14 (01:01:57):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
No, everyone's like, I don't know, reacting to things that
happened on the show. Yeah, it's a it's like watching
US sports, uh competition.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, except some really annoying people who you want to
you but people are like really invested in it. Stab
your ears, you know, in your eyes? What bar? You
and I would like Woodie the hg TV bar exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:02:21):
So you're telling me you don't have to really listen,
you know, it doesn't matter if it's loud and they
just have like.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Mint julips and hibiscus tea if.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
That's what we choose.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Sure, yeah, but imagine like raging and like are they
gonna love it or listed the whole bar is going?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
You tell me that would be fun. They should pick
House number two dream Home.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Yeah, it would be fun to go there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Yeah, what are like good favorite show? I mean, I
know Tulsa King, Greg, Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I
love it. I love that show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
I haven't watched any of the I haven't watched the
first episode of the new season yet.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I did. It's great. Yeah yeah, but in the minute
it got released.

Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
But it's all not all reality TV. There is a
show on HBO called Industry. It's really good that I like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
And what's that about. It's kind of like financial stuff
industry Industry.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
As a succession?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
So it's it's scripted, Yeah, scripted okay, yeah yeah, And
it's like, you know, doing drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
And did you watch Succession? Loved it? Would I like it?

Speaker 13 (01:03:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Okay, you're not the first person to say that. I
see I hear about him here people talk about I go,
oh that maybe something I like. I mean, I've had
a couple of people tell me I probably wouldn't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Yeah, it's the The dialogue is fast, and I have
to look a lot of things up. Okay, well then
maybe you should give a driving. It's amazing. It's it's
it's very intense and it's like when you watch it,
you're like, is this a comedy? Is this a drama?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I know you watch Hoarders my favorite Okay, So what, like,
what else are you watching now?

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Like it looks like a go to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
I'm a big intervention fan and I likes I like people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
With you're kind of like the.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Yeah, I like, I love after lock Up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
It's all I don't know, why are you judging?

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
You were talking about like the Real Housewives universe. I
have no I don't care about them. I don't care
about any of those. I just don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
I'm just not precious about television or movies. I'm like
with Greg, like none of this stuff is serious. But
some people are.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Like I would never I'm above that. I would never
watch I think it's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
I just find no no part of it that's interesting.
These like Housewives all the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Things like that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
Well, the stuff with the Housewives, it like bleeds into
real life, like they like Legit are getting arrested and
you see it all go down and and it's weird
because you see it in the news and then you
see like how it actually happens, but not reality. It's uh,
well see you know, you know I was on that

(01:04:58):
I was on that failed Bravo show and they never
told us like what to say or what to do.
The only thing that they ever did, which just remind
us of conversations that we had before we we shot
something like yeah, yeah, so they kind of like got
stuff in your head like remember when you said this,
like oh yeah yeah, so like when you went to
go shoot something, you kind of had that in your head.

(01:05:19):
But they never said, like say this and then say that,
you know, that's never happening.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Yellowstone that I haven't watched yet, Greg, you would love Yellowstone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I don't know where is it again? It's on? Uh see,
it's kind of between isn't it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:37):
King?

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
No, No, Tulsa King, Yellowstone, Yellowstone, it's on. I want
to either say.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Peacock that okay, I don't have I swears on Paramount. No, No,
King is Paramount.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
We're talking about Yellowstone, yellow Yellowstone, Peacock.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Apparently it's eventually going to Paramount Plus.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Eventually.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
I'll just keep it because there was like some weird
thing distribution. Yeah, like it should be I guess on
Paramount plus. But yeah, Peacock is what it's on right now.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
I think like they there was something like they passed
on it when they didn't think it was gonna be big,
and now they want, yeah, became to You would love.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
It though, gre I can't wait to check it out. Sammy,
I almost hesitate to ask, what are you watching?

Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
I watched sitcoms all the time, so I still just
watch old sitcoms.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
So older ones.

Speaker 8 (01:06:27):
Yeah, nothing new, right, No, I mean I started watching
that show Bad Monkey with Vince Vaughan and I liked
that one. It No, it's pretty good, I think is
on Apple.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
I liked it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
I just am like probably four episodes in, so I
need to keep on that one. Only Murders in the
Building has come back. I haven't started watching that one yet,
and I'm really excited. Again, these are ones that I
haven't watched yet. But Agatha all Along comes out today,
the wand Division spin off show, and I'm very excited.

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
To watch that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Okay, same, But other than that, I've been like, shit's creaking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
I've been rewatching, yeah, just in general, besides The Tulsa
King or The Yellowstone, I've been way more interested in documentaries,
even on stuff that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
I'm half interested in the same.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
But I just watched that Becoming Bernie Bernie not Bernie
made off.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Mac Yeah, Becoming becoming Bernie Mack Yeah. Becoming Warren Buffett,
which was fascinating. And then I'm watching or I watched
that that David Chase Sopranos. That was awesome thing. Those
are both on HBO Max or whatever it's called now.
I wish they would crank out more Max. When you
look at the documentary section, I think I've seen all

(01:07:39):
of it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
It's a little slim. I like cult stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
And Greg, we've talked all this time and we still
haven't shouted out hacks. Hacks. Would it? I would like hacks.
It's crazy, you would, all right, it's gone on my list.
I think you would. I have a what to watch lists.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
It's so great, you know what totally went under the
radar and we started it and it's I know it's
over now, but it's awesome. Is Kevin kin f himself?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
It's so bizarre.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
It's so bizarre. It would you would be fascinated. It
goes back and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Between somebody's texted over three two three.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Yeah, between like multi camera sitcom, over the top sitcom,
and then like laugh track yes everything, and then like
she shuts the door and she's alone in a room
and it's like a drama, a gritty drama. What single
camera and it goes back and forth and it is
so good, okay, really interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Yeah, Dexter's still on my list. I get that new
Dexter comes out. I started that some show called House
of Elliott. I don't know, it was like a BBC show,
but somebody told me I might like it. And then
Twenty Feet from Stardom, which.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Is great documentary singers.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Yeah, backup singers, and how like they're never the star,
but they're like, you know, part of the whole thing, right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:08:46):
Anyway, I realized my list of reality shows is as
long as Menaces some six hundred pound life. I've been
on a kick nice I like Botched selling Sunset, selling
Beverly Hills selling the OC selling Miami, and then also
the Parisian Agency, which is like a French.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
All this reality stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
So Menace has been talking about something and Sea Bass
has been you know, uh with them on these conversations.
It's something I've heard of, but I don't know really
anything about it. But he's gonna tell us all about
one of the things he's watching called Chimp Crazy Crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Saw one episode, Oh you did watch it? I watched
the first one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Okay, well it's called Chimp Crazy. It's one of the
things that Menace is watching. He's gonna kind of walk
us through it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Woody Show, all right, it is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yeah, Woody, Greg Menace is there's got something for us
here in a second? Yeah, wait there even Sea Bass
has been anxiously awaiting a Menace segment. Yeah, there is
Sammy Gina Gratz here, Hey, Greg Dory, Hey, what's up baby?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
What's up? And looking at Chew.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Pound eight seven seven forty five, I'm just getting lost
in your eyes as I always do. You know, I
hit us some of the text over to two to
nine eighty seven. Dude, I swear when we were on break,
there was that story that came out about the thousand
pounds sisters, and yeah, you know, of course Medas is
the only person that I know boot pays any attention

(01:10:24):
to one thousand pounds sisters.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Definitely got tagged in a bunch of Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
If it hadn't been for Menace, I would have never
known about the thousand pounds sisters.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
What agreed?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Yeah, But like, have you ever ran into anybody else
who watched that game? You might have heard of it, but.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
I've never know there's nobody watched.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Yeah, So menace watches all kinds of stuff, a ton
of stuff. And one of the things that he brought
up as we were, you know, just kind of talking
about stuff off the air, is there's like this docu
senteries like this chimp yeah show. It's called Chimp Crazy,
Himp Crazy. It's on HBO Max.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
And it's a four part series and it's absolutely amazing.
It is about private chimp owners in America, mostly in
Missouri and in Florida. But eventually it like follows their lives,
but then they get into a battle with Peta and
it follows that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
So it'es basically Tiger King party.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Yeah, so yeah, it is made.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
It's made by the guy who made Tiger King and
now the Tiger King guy his name is Eric Good,
and he's so hated in the private exotic community. Imagine
that he had to use a proxy, a fake director
to make this Chimp Crazy documentary because people already know
that guy's face.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
These crazy owners most wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
So you would think though, like at this point, all
those crazy exotic pet people, they wouldn't want anybody coming
around with camera. It doesn't matter who it is, whether
it's that guy or somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
A proxy.

Speaker 7 (01:11:48):
We'll get into that a little bit. But like some
of the people which we've learned from Tiger King, they
love the spotlight and that's who you run into and
that is her. Her name is uh Tanya Haddicks and
she's the main person throughout this documentary. So she is
basically the new Tiger King because she loves the spotlight

(01:12:09):
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
She's the chimp Queen. She is the chimp Queen.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
She kind of looked like a chimp.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
No, she looks odd, No she is, uh, she kind
of looks like tan mom a little bit. Yeah, that's
a good look. But anyways, so in this clip, this
is her talking about her love for chimps.

Speaker 18 (01:12:27):
Monkey love is totally different than the way that you
have love for your child. If it's your natural born child,
it's just natural because you actually, you know, gave birth
to that kid. But when you adopt a monkey, that
the bond is much much deeper.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
It's like your love for God. Oh boy. Yeah, so
she really loves She's just like she definitely does look
a little bit. Okay, I thought so did. She even
says she liked her chimp more than her kid. Well, basically,
what she was saying there. Yeah, she was saying that,
you know, chimp love is way more stronger than kid loves.
So then you also meet a bunch of other chimp lovers,

(01:13:05):
like this one right here.

Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
Years ago, I had a baby chimp born two months premature. Mature.
Baby chimps cannot digest formula. So I did what came natural.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
I come in one day and she's got Dallas on
one booby and the chimp.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
On the other, and I go, whoa, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Wait a minutes, that first voice was a woman. Yeah
it was Yeah, I thought that was a dude.

Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
Years ago, I had a baby chimp born two months premature.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Wow, I thought that was a dude.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
That's a hot hold on, And I don't chimps can't
process formula, but they can process breast milk.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yeah a real. I didn't know. I didn't think it's
too deep into the science of that. But yeah, she
was breastfeeding these chimps. But anyways, after you meet a
bunch of chip owners, you find out that people have
been getting chimps from this one woman named Connie Casey
out of Missouri for pretty much for decades. Right, So,
Connie Casey, she runs this big champ chimp like enclosure.

(01:14:11):
She has over forty chimps and she sells them and
breeds them. But that's your sta ga. It costs a
lot of money to you know, maintain something like that
the government.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Yeah, so what she does is as much as a chimp,
like if you wanted to buy a champion really yeah, thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
I mean at the time, like, uh that much it
was a ton exotic animal.

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
Yeah, it's a lot of money. I think maybe you
can get one from like for like eight thousand if
that's a deal. But anyways, so she's running this big
chimp like camp, right, and she needs to figure out
a way on how to feed all these animals.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
So she starts a business and this is her business
for a fee.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Connie Casey, who owns a company called Chimp Party, will
show up at your party.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
With a baby. Yes, this is.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
This is what happened to Tiger Kings. Baby Tiger's to
Vegas Hotel.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
Tiger King. I was like, I know, these people are
so wacky, but like the amount of animal abuse is
so hard to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
This now because like feeding the tigers, weren't they getting
like old expired lights from walarts and So.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
When you're watching this documentary, they're eating McDonald's, they're eating
ice cream.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
You could just go to like the day Old, you know,
produce seession throwing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Yeah yeah, wait, so they can eat McDonald's, but they
can't process formulas.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
They're drinking Gator Aids and all kinds of stuff. So
they do this like chimp party business, and they're bringing
chimps to all these places. But then they start having
some issues. Oh no, kidding, We've never ever had any
problem with Kirby.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
But chimps are chimps, and people are people, and sometimes
in situations we can be just as dangerous as they are.

Speaker 11 (01:15:58):
I heard a story about named Bo. Mike went into
most cage and in the blink of an eye, Bo
ran up bit his nose off, completely off his face.
Kanye had to go back into the cage and find
the nose.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Yeah, that's what you get.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
So she parties started having issues. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Yeah, this is the name of the show. It's on HBO.
Max is called Chimp Crazy. It's kind of like the
New Tiger King, but it's all Chimp's Menace is obsessed
with the show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Yeah, he keeps talking about it. So anyway, so Connie
is the person right the go to. Now we've talked
about Tanya, who is the main character of chim Crazy,
and Tanya gives up her whole life in Florida and
goes and works for Kannie.

Speaker 11 (01:16:50):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
But during this time, this is when Peta finds out
about the enclosure and they're upset by it because there's
just too many. He's inside the class.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
One, right, But it's also so happens that one of
the chimps is a famous hip named Tonka who worked
with an actor name Alan Cummings. Now you might know Alan.
He was in Double O seven, He was in Spy Kids.
He was also in uh x Men.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
But Tonko, like the chimp was in what he was
in a ton of movies, Hallmark stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
That was like a really high profile one though, because
I remember hearing that name, yeah and then and then
we're probably.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Gonna get into this famous Scottish yeah. So he So
Alan Cummings like teams up with Peta to go after
the enclosure after Connie. So Tanya steps in and says,
you know what, Connie, I'll take away all this drama
from you. Sign over the chimps to me. Okay, So
Tanya takes on all the court cases against Peta. And

(01:17:56):
this is Tanya running into the lawyer from Peta at
the court house.

Speaker 18 (01:18:00):
All right, there he is. There's a little bigger now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
I'm not giving up. I can tell you that much.
I'm not tell about lady things.

Speaker 18 (01:18:08):
I'm going to try to beat Peter.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
So she loses, yeah, right, she loses the court case
and Peta wins. So Peta has to go in and
get these chimps from the enclosure and bring him to
a place that they want to bring them to, which
is a much open a bigger open area, enclosure area
for chimps.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
So there's one issue though, and this is the issue.

Speaker 17 (01:18:34):
Peta seized the chimps with US Marshal oversight, but one
was missing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
A chimp named Tanka Oh is missing.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
And so tak yeah in a bunch of movies in
Alan Cumming, just one of those guys, f yi.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
Yeah right, yeah, So Tonka is missing. Pet is very
upset by this. So PETA's like, where is Tanka the
famous chimp? And this is what Tanya says happened to Tanka.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
He didn't move and I kept calling his name.

Speaker 18 (01:19:05):
I can call him tnky be, and so I'd say
tonky bee, talky be, and he didn't respond, and I
watched for breathing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
He didn't breathe. Look, why are you waiting for a while?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
But then I came to do it, really did, Let.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Me hold on just a second account. So if we're
going to take a ten minute recess, so you can
compose yourself. Okay, thank you. Well she sounds stable. Yeah, died,
so Talkia said Taka died. Yeah, so that's why you
didn't find Tanka when you went to go pick up
all these chips, right right, But he is like, I

(01:19:45):
don't believe you. And they present some evidence, all right,
to see a document on the screen now that says Tanya.
It appears to be a text. Your next message was that.

Speaker 18 (01:19:56):
To which is a Kopuchin of mine? I nate, I
got a new kopuchin. I rescued kapuchin, and I named
that kapuchin Tanka. So I was getting Tanka groceries.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Yes, So is Taka dead or is Tanka alive? And
this is the court's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Ruling here all right, Well, this is so much drama
over yeah, Like the thing is like these people take
all this stuff, so seriously, we look at the Tiger Kingdom?

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
What was his name? Exotic?

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
How quickly we forget What I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Know, is is this chimpanzee alive?

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Reba?

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
And based on all the evidence I've heard your today,
I cannot say I have certainly not declaring that he
is dead.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
What I am saying is and I cannot find that
he is still.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
Living, and so I am denying a fourth motion for content.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
All right, thank you all very much.

Speaker 18 (01:20:53):
In thank you, we won guys.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Wow. Okay, so now everything that I presented to you
is episode one through three. I'm not gonna giveaway episode four,
but I will tell you an episode four. Episode four,
it's all about who was giving out these text messages.
Who in her camp is working with Peta secretly among us, because.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
I would have thought they would have gotten the text
messages through some kind of discovery process.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
There's somebody in her camp that's working with Peta. All right,
well you can watch it. It's a chimp crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
That's what Medace is watching you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
This time I find out who killed Carol Baskins's husband.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
No, we never did. I would love to find that out.
We're gonna be one of these episodes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Yeah, we're going to get a quick break, we get
to more. What show for your next hang on? Will
be right back.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
This is the show?

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Yeah, this is a show. Yeah, my sart. Well, I
didn't even think about this, to be honest with you.
We have a couple of people in the text, and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
I didn't even think about this spoiler aspect. How long
has this show been out, benas.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Been out for a while, has it? Yeah, it's been maybe.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
A trending maybe a few weeks. And then also I
didn't I didn't give away any major spoilers. You might thought,
you might think that I did.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Well, there's some people are so overly sensitive about the
spoiler thing.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
Yeah, you were really just introducing us to the characters.

Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
Yeah, I think like maybe that one part of her
winning the case maybe would have been Yo, it definitely
isn't the end.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
It's just the beginning. Oh that's how you hook up. Also,
it's like, oh, I I don't want to spoiler. I
would have just not listened.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
You know, Well, yeah I didn't. I don't even think
about it because spoilers are not a big deal to me.
In fact, I've told you that before. When I'm watching something.
Even when I watched Breaking Bad, I'm like, oh, man,
what happened to blah blah blah blah as it's unfolding,
and I would see and man, people get really mad
about that, right because they're like, oh, they takes away.
It doesn't take away the enjoyment for me because I

(01:23:20):
like to see even though I know how it's going
to turn out. I like to see how it unfolds.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
How did they get here?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Yeah, exactly, and watch it.

Speaker 10 (01:23:32):
Being a big true crime fan, have you ever watched
a true crime documentary? You pause it and google the
person ever saying, and I can see the show absolutely, Yeah,
whatever happened to?

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
So you're interested in Chimp Crazy on HBO Max, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:23:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Even after hearing the coach, I'm not sure that's really
a show for me either. I understand what it is now.
It's like when somebody says chimp Crazy, right, I'll know.
It's like the Nude Tiger King.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
I put it on thinking it was a documentary, just
like a one standalone film, and then when I realized
it was four episodes, then I fell off. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
They're doing that with all these now and there's sometimes
where they are multiple episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
I'm like, wow, this could have been just one totally.

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Is it like the labor stuff, like.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
A time spent watching thing, like they could get four.

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Hits instead of for sure for sure? Yeah, and then
one episode is completely different from these characters that they're
following too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Somebody takes it over. Did they really find Carol Baskin's
husband alive? I don't think they're joking. I think so.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
I thought they got.

Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
Yeah, well there they always joked that he ran off
to South America.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
That is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Goode Yeah, yeah, eight seven seven four Woodie if you
like to text o anybody was an upset thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
It was a spoiler.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Apologies, I guess, but definitely there's definitely more to it.
You gotta check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Not classic, not classy at all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is the Woodie Show.
It's Wednesday Morning. Got some stuff out of the world
of entertainment. Uh well, I mean everybody's talking about uh
p Diddy ye duty, Sean Combs. Yeah, they unsealed the
indictment yesterday. Did you have any more thoughts? I know
you were very worked up about this Sammy Sammy or

(01:25:23):
invested like you know something's it's the way that menace
has really been invested since day one and the whole
OJ thing. Yeah, this could be her OJ, but the
amount of passion that she has valid points Now, is
anybody involved in any of this, like somebody that you know,
Is there any kind of connection whatsoever?

Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
But it's not basis gumbag exactly like we've seen video.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
He's an abusive person.

Speaker 8 (01:25:44):
There's all this stuff about sex trafficking and all this
other stuff. So yes, I want to see a person
like this get taken down. Yeah, yeah, because it thinks
that there's so much like he has a whole ring
of people too helping him, protecting him. He's doing bribes,
all the other stuff. Like, I just want to see
it all dismantled.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Would you ever want her on your journey? No, on
my jury. Yeah, let's say you were the defendant. No,
she's coming with a preconceived notion.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
He goes, you know what, And I'm sure that OJ
was very happy with his jersey.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Sound like you're very privy to all the evidence of
details of the case. Sounds like you're just gone with
whatever the media has said.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
I just read the whole indictment.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
And OJ was thrilled with his jury.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The thing too, is like
with the sex trafficking stuff, I was kind of like,
so what he may be hired one girl?

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
He had something called freak Offs Yeah, which day, Well,
so basically freak Off it was. It was essentially a
version of Girls Gone Wild, but often involved live sex shows,
and he and these things would go like for days
on end, and he would bust people in That's where
all the sex trafficking start play.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
So this was just like one or two people.

Speaker 8 (01:26:56):
It was, Hey, I'm going to pay for it, and
the girls are having sex with male prostitutes.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Well he's masturbating in.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
The corner by the way. That a party. We're breaking
your balls. Yeah, I'm not taking up forty Yeah you know,
I don't know, is a little coming in hot as
it should be? Yeah, this guy sucks.

Speaker 17 (01:27:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:27:16):
I feel like just not enough has happened to people
like this, Like I want.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
To see, Well, Miley Cyrus is being sued for ripping
off Bruno Mars when I was your man on her
song Flowers, which that's what I've been saying every time.
That's stupid, and I don't. I look, I don't like
Miley Cyrus. I find her to be annoying. I don't
like her dumb voice, I don't like her face. I
also don't like Bruno Mars, so I have no dog

(01:27:43):
in this fight. But from the moment I heard that
flower song, like this is a ripoff of another song?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
It took me forever to figure it out. Can we
play a little bit? We sure can? Here we go.
This is a mashup of both of the songs. Here
we Go, so we know this is the Bruno Mars song.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Right. The music's the same.

Speaker 9 (01:28:06):
Song on the Badi your Bloody don't sound.

Speaker 16 (01:28:17):
Can be song?

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Tell me what?

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
It's all the same chords want to sell the okay,
say on the flowers.

Speaker 17 (01:28:41):
Shut a buildings?

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
I mean, so the first time I heard this song, like,
oh my god, what is this? Because I don't really
listen to that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
From the beginnings, they said it was a response to
I think the Weekend song.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Though now Bruno himself is not a planeff in the lawsuit.
The lawsuit was filed by a company called Tempo Music, investments.
So it's claims to have a share of the copyright
of Bruno's song.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Yeah, that's like such a big thing. Now you just
sell off your whole count and they.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Say that, They say that Miley intentionally copies it's chord
progression and mirrors some of the lyrics as well, which, again.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
That's what I've been saying.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Hold on, so someone else put that same piano line
under both lyrics though, right, Like, that's not the piano
isn't the exact same, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Again?

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
I don't know the songs that well, other than when
every time I hear that Miley Cyrus song, it sounds
to me exactly like chord progressions.

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
There else, We've talked a thousand times. There are only
so many corps, That's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
What I was going to say.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
There's only so many notes on the scale, but you know,
some of them get so close that who was the
one that took melody?

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
The melody is like the I think the melody is
the same too.

Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
Yeah, there's only twelve Again, there's only twelve notes in
a scale. So Jane's addiction cancel the remainder of their tour.
You know, Perry Ferrell started that fight with Dave Navarro
at their show in Boston, while Perry apologized first to
Dave and the rest of the band and say quote, Unfortunately,
my breaking point resulted in inexcusable behavior. I take full
accountability for how I chose to handle the situation and Dave,

(01:30:10):
along with Stephen Perkins and Eric Gabor, the other guys
from Jane's Addiction, they posted their own joint statement saying,
due to continuing pattern of behavior and the mental health
difficulties of our singer, Perry Ferrell, we have come to
the conclusion that we have no choice but to discontinue
the current US tour. Our concern for his personal health
and safety, as well as our own, have left us

(01:30:31):
no alternative. We hope he finds the help he needs.
And that's what you saw in his eyes was always
has some kind of psychotic Yeah, it doesn't excuse him
being an a hole, but he was.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Definitely rolling blank tape right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Something man, it's what do you think about YouTubers Logan, Paul,
Mister Beasts and KSI.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Yeah, I thought this was very interesting. They're going to
go after lunchables, yeah, big time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
I mean first it was Prime going after like gatorad right,
and now they're going after lunchables. It took him to
they're calling it lunchly and it comes with one of
mister Beasts Feastable's bar bars.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Have you had one of those? Yeah? I like those.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
I had several of them for some reason, and one
of Logan and KSI's Prime drinks.

Speaker 6 (01:31:12):
Oh delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Now this will launch with three options.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
You got turkey, Stackem's all right, pizza and Fiesta nachos.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
Now same as lunchables really, but Gina, it's aimed directly
at the target of all these R word YouTubers, which
is eleven year old boys and girls.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Yeah, and allegedly healthier than lunchables. That's what they're trying
to sell.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
If there's a prime in there, that's already not true
and in a chocolate bar, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Well Prime, I don't know what the calorie count and
carb count is.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
Chemicals, but the oh.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
I don't want to go down that rebel. But the
thing is also with the Prime, I've yet to try
a flavor that I liked. Yeah, Prime, I don't understand
the popularity.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Logan Paul says, quote the lunch grabb and go market
has been dominated by Lunchable since we were kids ourselves,
and it's time to provide a better for those looking
for a convenient, healthier choice.

Speaker 17 (01:32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Yeah, there's a lawsuit against Prime, a class action lawsuit.

Speaker 7 (01:32:07):
Yeah, well that's what their can was that the archy ones. Yeahah, yeah,
not the ones that are going to be in there.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
And how about this menace Prime is. While you can
argue about the caffeine or whatever, it is, low calories
like twenty five pug Bucks twenty five calories a bottle here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Yeah, well here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
My son is fifteen and Prime drinks were the ish.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Yeah about you know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Six months to a year ago whatever, and now the
kids don't care at all.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
Like, in fact, he goes, dude, it's over because I
asked him, I said, hey, do you want one of
those Primes?

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
It's over? Oh, I'm like six months ago you were
trying to convince me these are better than Gatoray to
go get a special dish.

Speaker 9 (01:32:48):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
Yeah, he was collecting all the bottles. By the way, Yes,
my son sold an empty bottle of Prime just so
someone wanted the bottle itself for whatever. One of the
flavors went sow it for twenty five bucks for all
you dudes.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Are like, what's a Stanley cup for?

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Well, guess what?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
These are?

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
Your little prime boys?

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
Not throw an adult man.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
Thank you for the analogy, g you know, because it's
dead accurate. But when you're when you are that age,
it seems like every year and a half two years
you get you you grow out of, like oh, comic.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Books, super eleven.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
That's when your kid keep on car Pokemon cards.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Get that. What has he moved on to?

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I was not in anything like drink wise or anything
like that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:29):
He's at the point now where it's should be cars
and chicks.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
I mean it's definitely chicks. He's got a he's got
a girlfriend. What what.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
Yet? No?

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Not yet, Yeah, but he's asking a lot about cars
and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
Does he have like a real thin mustache and a
cut off actually know what?

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Like his mustache comes in dark noise? Yeah? Yeah, he
actually have to keep that thing. Shane.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Oh yeah, time for some Game of Thrones crap that's
up for I guess there's an auction they're doing a
bunch of memorabilia, including the melted iron throne.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
So Greg, how much can we put you down?

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
For twenty eight dollar twenty dollars for the melted Throne
currently five thousand dollars. How about a dragon egg prop
from the first episode. Yeah, that's going for eight thousand,
seven hundred and fifty bucks. How about John Snow's famous
long claw sword talk about getting chicks. Yeah, bids are

(01:34:27):
up to thirty one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
I mean, there's it from all seasons, many characters. So
if you're a throwner, you'll you'll find something that you'll love.
The auction starts October tenth in Dallas, but you can
bid online now over two thousand items.

Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
Damn. That was a huge in the Game of Thrones.
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Yeah, I've never never watched it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
I've never watched I mean, just the look of it
as something like that, any of that kind of like
medieval like nice dragon sore okay, slash hilarious?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Is this?

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
You can get Peter Dinklich's saddle a little baby on
one thousand bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Oh n, Why it's not much material in there, you know,
all kind of so small all right. Time for the birthdays,
the port of Birthday show.

Speaker 9 (01:35:16):
Shimmy, we're gonna it's shimmy, we're gonna sits shy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
And you know we don't get all right.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Starting with the celebrities, Jason Saidaikis is forty nine years
old today.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
He put babies in Olivia.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Wild Wow X to the Z exhibit the rapper who's
really best known for Pimp My.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Ride Shit, No exhibits. You're thinking a d m X
d m X.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Yeah and yeah, and exhibit Tupac Pop Smoked. I forget
about Pops right.

Speaker 16 (01:35:50):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:35:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Juice World, Juice World exhibited fifty. I think he's still
he No.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Wastaget murdered in Florida. Takashi, Yes, yeah, I mean I
get them all. God he's still still around. I don't know.
Jada Pens Pickett Smith still walking to the Earth. She's
fifty three. Love her.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
James Marsden The Cyclops the original X Men trilogy is
fifty one. Lance Armstrong The Cyclists Who Beat Cancer but
not so much the doping investigations. He's fifty three. Holly
Robinson Pete is sixty today. Whoa Aisha Tyler is fifty four.
Ricky Bell the Bell from Belle bib Devo also a
member of New Edition. One of the DJ Tim Martinez

(01:36:33):
his favorite. He's fifty seven. And hey, Greg, Frankie Avalon fifties,
who did all those beach movies with ants and whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Yeah, he's got to be let's say ninety one, eighty four, fourteen.
You guys are almost the same age. Pretty much, we're colleagues.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
Frankie Avalon is eighty four years old today. Birthday today
is Kendra Lust. She has treated many a man to
a serving of her pie in five hundred and seventy
four fine films, including Librarian Needs a Licking Volume one.
She was in Doctors Without Bras. She was I want

(01:37:17):
to hit you the right way. That's good. So she
was in one of Sammy's favorite movies of all time.
I cheated on my husband and I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Yeah, yeah, you love my favorite poster.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
She was fantastic in Ten Inches Is What I Want?
Also Big Mommy Boobs, Volume seven and who can forget
her unforgettable role and Rollerblading with Sarah turns into a
threesome noise. Oh yeah, yeah, that's Kendra Lust, who's forty
six years old today. And that is your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that a little look what's happening
in the world of entertainment. You're on The Woody Show

(01:37:51):
for your Wednesday morning. We're gonna take a quick break
more when a show next.

Speaker 6 (01:37:55):
Hang on, will be right back, boiler wouldn't approve The
Woody Show all right?

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Time to wrap up and get the hell out of here, everybody.

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Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
And voice and plays. Yeah. None of us have ever
been billionaires, but we know that we'd be really stellar
at it. I would imagine, just know it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
Yeah, I mean I would, I would imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
I think it's the people that they've always had money.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
They're the ones who don't really know because they just
think it's an endless supply.

Speaker 16 (01:39:24):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
But I think if you gave somebody who didn't come
from money, I actually know that might be the opposite.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
Don't you think they just spend it right away?

Speaker 9 (01:39:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
Who would be worse with money? People who have always
had it? Well, I didn't learn it, didn't learn it. Oh,
it's like, what do you call it? Generational?

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
Right, I think we know the answer to that. Since
they have to do financial classes at the NFL for
new uphoing rule, all those.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
Guys are just dumb. I know football, That's what I know.
I know. Football make millions of dudowns. It doesn't mean
but they're dumb and everything else.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
They're really good on the football field, ISOD And now yeah,
all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory do it.
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
The rest of you guys can suck it and we'll
catch you back here on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Have a great day. SMD Doublem. I quit this bitch.