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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Speaker dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show is the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody, any
coming at you from fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. Hello, home
of the iHeartRadio Music Festival twenty twenty four tonight and
tomorrow night. We are the Woody Show you. Good morning everybody,
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And hey, guess what today is? Friday. That's what I'm saying.
It's gonna be a busy weekend for us. But hey,
we are happy to be going to bed tonight at
the time we normally get ups. That's gonna be a party, man,
(01:21):
Woodie great, All right, menace, there's Gina grad Hey Sea
Bass here, we got Sammy Fort, Caroline Morgan Vaughn and
our VIP guests. That would be you. Welcome to Friday.
It's the Woody Show. All yes, official, It's Friday. Whatever
(01:42):
we gonna do to get through the morning and the
weekend as quickly as possible, that is what's happening boots
on the ground here in Vegas iHeartRadio Music Festival tonight,
and you can watch it on Hulu fun, you know. So,
uh yeah, watch all the performances, watch the backstage interviews.
It's all on a streaming partner, complete lineup. Everything you
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slash Festival. So that's pretty much what our weekends about.
Normally we go around and say, hey, what's everybody got
going on this weekend? Yeah, but I can tell you
what's happening on the show this morning. Got the Friday
fail stories and uh also some of I'm a meeting
to uh to bring up here and it's really kind
of like a Wheel of Topics type of thing, but
we're gonna do that. Plus Tales from Jail.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We did this segment once before where Sea Bass we
had him post something online saying, Hey, anybody who's been
to jail, it's got some good stories. Uh calls up
and so he was like interviewing those different people and
talking to him about all kind of crazy stuff that
was happening. Well, today it's a it's another round of
Tales from Jail, but it's this one particular dude who
Sea Bass is going to introduce us to. And he
(02:47):
said he's like one of the craziest people that I
mean that that sea bass is aware of. So you
gotta imagine like that's a yeah, that's that's quite the scale.
So we got that, we got some of the trending
news headlines. I got entertainment stuff for your birthday's porn
of birthday, and like I mentioned, anything we can do
to make this morning fly by and get in the weekend,
we're doing it this morning here on the Woody Show.
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How about some Woody show. Did you know, okay, all right,
football college football tomorrow, NFL on Sunday. Did you know
that one cow hide can produce up to twenty footballs? Really?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I would have thought more.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So that means that around three thousand cow hides are
used each year just for the NFL football.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I think, do you think cows are grect twenty football's
for a cow?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I would have thought more.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
And don't they call it pigskin?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah? What about the piggies?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, they called the piggs, but it's not it's not
thought buyers.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
One cow could do like two cars or something like
leather seats or something.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Now I know led Zeppelin four, So that's the album
The Head Stairway to Heaven and you know Black Dog
Misty Mountain Hops, ceter. It is the fifth best selling
album in US history twenty four million copies old. But
it was never number one on the chart. It peaked
at number two.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's really weird. It's also weirre when you hear about oh,
so and so has never won a Grammy totally, but
then you hear like one, yeah, yeah, But then you
hear like little Pasha has one? Oh yeah. Did you
know the MGM lion is buried in New Jersey on
the front lawn of the guy who trained him. Really yeah,
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just a spot in the yard of the dude's houses
in Gillette, New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
The lion's name was Slats. He passed away. Yeah, he
passed away in nineteen thirty six, Slats at the ripe
old age of seventeen.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Wow, that's it.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Yep, he's mega famous.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, I don't know what's what's the average lifespan of
a lion?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I don't know. I know chimps though, just as long
as a human. It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
It's about fifteen to sixteen years for a female, but
only eight to test see for a male. Shorter than
that is the wild I'm sure this one is.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's why it lived to seventeen.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
That's see, I learned about cows and now lying lions.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
To make a football.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
By the way, this is the official stat. This comes
up from time to time of the show. We get
his stories about people acting full on an airplane. They
try to open the door. We go, dude, you're not
able to open the door. So here's the official stat.
Airplane emergency exit doors are basically impossible to open mid
flight due to the pressurization. It would take twenty four
(05:33):
thousand pounds of force to open that door. So good luck. Yeah,
you're not gonna be able to do that, he man.
Good Also, when Disneyland first opened, did you know they
had a lingerie shop on Main Street? Yeah, it lasted
less than six months. I mean, people were probably really
uncomfortable with Croo's panties were doing. But they had like
a really yeah, had like really really cute mini mouse
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on it.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
But I think they would make a killing today with that.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Also, they had the original logo for a really long
time for Starbucks. Now, if you google the original logo
for Starbucks, it's quite revealing.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
What do you mean she had boobs?
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Right?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Disney on that the original logo.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
The original logo for the Starbucks Downtown. I mean the
Starbucks Downtown had the original Starbucks logo.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Like Downtown Disney, Yeah, saying dangling out and proud.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I was like, oh, that's interesting, they just recently changed it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And what he showed digital new research shows that drinking
water won't do much to prevent or alleviate your hangover.
I don't believe that. It might feel like it helps,
but hangovers are not dehydration, their oxidative stress and an
inflament inflammatory response.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
That's why I drink chocolate milk.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Is that what you're drink?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And that makes it, That makes it feel better.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Has anybody ever tried those ivs?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Like, I have club friends and they swear by it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Really.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, I just had an idea. You drink chocolate milk
for a hangover. I bet Menace has lots of these
little remedies, and we should call them medaicins medicine.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I believe, I have a time. Yeah, I believe in
little medacind That sounds like medication you would use like
Western menacen crabs cra medicin.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yeah, crabs, try here, you got grabs, Try chocolate milk
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Quick break More Friday. Woody Show is next.
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Get it.
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That's not my scalp.
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I have light brown hair with bald highlights.
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Reserve?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
What's aub everybody? It's Menace Wittier.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
Myself and Bort are gonna be in Whittier Tuesday, September
twenty fourth, from two to four pm doing a bunch
of giveaways at California Fish Grill in Whittier. We're talking
about theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show merch in
more again September twenty fourth, from two to four pm.
Come hang out with us in the meantime. Keep enjoining
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the Woody Show. Podcast, and we are.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Into another new hour, yeah, being sensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It is Friday morning. It's the first
night of the iHeart Radio Music Festivals, and you can
watch it on Hulu tonight and it's gonna be all
the performance. It's also all the backstage stuff, so you
can you can check that out. It's Friday morning. It's
(08:54):
September twentieth, twenty twenty four. Whaty that's great, gory Hei,
there is menace. Hi, Sea Mass is here. We've got
Sammy and Gina Grad who is attending her very first
ever iHeartRadio Music festival. Ye wait here in Vegas. We're
gonna have to, Yeah, you have to. Yeah. No, she
(09:14):
wants to, Yeah, she wants to. Craig loves to wait.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
You know, waiting's fun, Yeah, while anticipation is half the fluft.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So we got a lot going on for you, of course,
trying to get to the morning and the weekend as
quickly as you can. Phones are open eight seven seven.
You can also hit us up with the text over
to two to nine, eight seven, And we're gonna start
this hour with your Friday fail stories. All right, ladies
(10:19):
and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your
Friday fail. Sure, all the people thought to have the
perfect plan, a plan that could never go wrong, went
somewhere along the line. It went from being a great idea,
the one big stake in megaburgh ultra.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
We don't have the home field avenge? Yeah, okay, So
I mean I didn't get my breath until I think
I pushed a little bit, So that guy was definitely
off there, didn't have enough juice. I did notice that
Menace was looking down and then he kind of like
popped up, like somebody who was just woking up. So
I think maybe he kind of came in a little bit.
(11:13):
You know, it wasn't our best, but it wasn't our worst.
Kind of a fail. It was kind of a fail
a briefectly. Well sorry with this one. It's about this
woman named Larissa. She got the news that her father
had gotten engaged and she was psyched about it. All right,
the wedding was coming up, and so she booked her
flight and so this was going to be in May,
(11:35):
and so May comes around. Larissa goes to the airport,
boarded her flight, and she was off and it wasn't
until she was halfway to England where the wedding was
to be held, that she went through her messages and
realized that the wedding was for May of twenty twenty five,
oh not May of twenty twenty four. So she ended
up flying seventeen hundred miles for nothing. Or it's like
(11:56):
Greg's parents, they do those practice trips to the airport,
not the drive.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
But yeah, sales failed. And I think I told you
if I was born a girl up, my name was
going to be Larissa. Oh really yeah, a little fun
fat Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Did we know that Larissa Golry?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Did she not like check the hotel or the.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Any contact with her own? This is her own, this
is his next level r worthy, Yeah, this is this
is uh what's the word concerning? She's got a problem.
Speaker 10 (12:27):
Maybe yeah, take away her bank access.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
She's a conservator and maybe call your family every once
in a while.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Another failed story, this one from New Hampshire where this
Navy guy named C. J. Clark was doing some skydiving
and ended up getting stuck in a tree and he
needed rescued. The firefighters came out and they got him down.
Here's AJ talking about the rescue.
Speaker 12 (12:48):
I was out at a distance where I couldn't make
it back, so I decided I'm gonna have to land
somewhere else. I was expecting the cannoby to you know,
dives a little bit more, get lower, and it just
was not.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It was pushing me like I might be going into
these tree.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
So I was like, let me brace the landing, and
I just hugged the tree and I stayed there. No
matter what I'm going through, I like to say positive,
positive thoughts, a joke here and there, because I'm good.
I'm alive, so I'm thankful.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
To be alive.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yep, Wow, yep.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But I expect better as someone who's in the Navy,
like you know, I would expect them to know how
to do stuff like Scott, especially for doing that on
your own.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
The only time I went skydiving, it was a tandem jump,
so I mean, you know, I had another dude strapped
to my back rag, which which is like you know
every Friday for Greg. But and it was and it
was awesome. I mean, I love Scott.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Opp Would you do it again?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No? Because I did it and I survived.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
You're good.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, I've experienced it. The free fall was the best
and my recommendation would be to do the tandem thing,
no matter how uncomfortable you think it might be to
somebody first time.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, you could do a static line jump by yourself,
but you're tethered to the plane, so once the roper
whatever runs out, it pulls the shootout. Actually, but you
don't get that free fall. Yeah, and that's the best.
Speaker 10 (14:01):
Can't you just lie and say, yeah, I skydd a
bunch of ye smart and.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Then you too could be featured in a fail store.
That's right. Here's what about this guy? He was visiting
Yellowstone National Park. He spotted a bison. You guys, it
was pretty close. He wanted to get closer, so he
decided to approach it, and once he got close enough,
he started harassing it. Then he kicked it. But in
the end, guess who won the bison which fought back
(14:29):
and attacked him. The guy had to be rushed to
the hospital, and after they fixed him up, he was
arrested and hauled off to Fail Jail, facing a bunch
of charges including disorder the conduct, approaching, disturbing wildlife, and
being under the influence of alcohol to a degree that
may endanger oneself. Dumbass, Hey sailed, I don't think I
(14:49):
don't think I would tempt faith there.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, he kicked a bison, Like, would you even come
get him at that point?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
And finally one of my favorite stories, here's this story
from police in Indiana who clocked a Mustang going eighty
four and fifty five I mean whatever and uh and
tried to pull the driver over, but they took off
led him on a high speed chase. It speeds over
one hundred mile an hour. The chase ended when the
driver hit a curb. They moved into arrest him. He fought,
(15:16):
so they wrestled him to the ground and they tased him,
which I loved. But here's the best part. After they
had him in custody, he started bragging about it and
told a cop that he saw his speedometer hit one seventy.
Oh geees, yes, no, dude, I hit one seventy.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Now they haven't said that's true or not, but he
get expected to come about to come out in court.
He was arrested for criminal mischief, criminal recklessness, and resisting arrest.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Idiots sailed, if he really did hit one seventy, that
makes him so cool?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Yes, date him?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, get in line. Yeah, so every other check. Those
are your Friday fail stories. Everybody riggle jiggle the handle,
and that Happy Friday to everybody. Yeah, it is the
Woody Show, and we've got a couple of things. And
(16:08):
there was a there was a conversation. I'm see. This
is where I always have the biggest problem with memory. Yeah,
this is where my memory fails me. Like, I know,
we had a conversation about something, but I don't remember
how we got into it, all right. I think it
was when Greg was talking about how he thinks it's
(16:29):
okay when he thinks it's weird if he and Mario
are hanging out, they're both at home together and you
have the phone on vibrator silent. I find that very
sty because I.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Always have my phone on silent.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think it's right. Yeah, it makes me sad. It
makes me worri sad.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
That's odd paranoia.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
If you're if you're being lasers on the couch and
you're watching the newest episode of Tulsa King.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Right, you don't want to be disturbed. But when I'm awake,
I have my phone on sound or whatever. The opposite
of vibrate is when I take a nap, I'll put
it on vibrate.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
But how does Mario feel about your text? Like I'd
be like, will you just stop? Even have my phone on?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, like my own notifications don't bother us. The only
notifications I yet are phone calls and text messages. I
like all the other apps everything else, like email, like,
that's all off. The only time you actually hear my
phone would probably be if the alarm is going off.
So we have a coworker who I swear. I was like,
is there something wrong with your phone? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, that's just because anytime somebody tagged them in a
social media post or like an email came in like
they had all the notes, like whatever they had, every
notification was absolutely not hell to the no.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
But yeah, I find it just odd, like your husband
and wife sitting there and the wife's phone vibrates. I
would say, honey, why is your phone on silent?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Because I don't want to be annoying.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, I just find it odd.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Do you have each other's passwords? Can you unlock each
other's phones?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And that's that's what I wanted to get into because
I have some phone habits that can kill a relationship,
it might be dying because I know we were just
we were just talking about that. Yeah. One thing that's
kind of caused like a question mark in my home
is the fact that I have that U screen protector.
Oh yeah, you can't read this on my phone, So
if you're sitting next to me, you can't just look
over and read my text or read my see all
(18:23):
that porn. Yeah, I no, that's in the privacy of
my own bedroom. Break No. But like, and it wasn't
for I didn't buy it for my wife. I bought
it because of my kids. My kids are at the
age where, you know, you can't talk even in code anymore,
because they know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
You can't spell it out.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And there's certain things it's like, you know, I'm having
a conversation with somebody like this, this is none of
your business, Like I shouldn't, like, you know, have to
go hide somewhere in my own home just to have
a conversation. So it's to keep the eyes away from
prying teenagers. I told my wife, I like, I don't
care what you see. I'll I'll handle the phone. She
can get in my phone. Yeah, there's there's no password
that she doesn't have right should get into And some
(19:00):
people think that's weird. But this is a follow up
because according to marriage counselors, privacy in a relationship that's
a good thing, Like you don't need to tell each
other everything, but make sure privacy doesn't turn into secrecy.
Right that said, these are the phone habits they say
can kill a relationship. Number one is not sharing passwords,
(19:24):
like you either trust each other or you don't give
him your password. Also, don't act like it's crazy to
want to know your password.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I just got his password so because he sets a
backup alarm in the morning, and I get into it
so I can turn it off. Otherwise he doesn't have
mine and I've never had his.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Like I wouldn't care if I didn't have hers, like
I wouldn't I wouldn'tist, I wouldn't insist that I had
it if for whatever reason, let's just say I didn't
have it already, and I said to her, like, hey,
I need your phone for Why that I would think
was kind of weird, right, Why would you? Why are
you weirded out by? Maybe I need to like, my
(20:00):
phone's not here right now? Maybe's together room. I just
need to look at something real good or this has
happened before. I'm trying to find my phone. I want
to use that find my Yes, like I know, I
just put it down somewhere where the hell is it?
Also because you're my property, I mean, yeah, I own you.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, and I own that phone.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
And the reasoning by the way here this is this
is from the the marriage counselor is this is not
my opinion. We're just discussing all of it. Number two,
Hiding your phone, Like if you tuck it away when
you go take a shower, that might seem suspicious.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
That would be weird.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I bring my phone in the shower in the anyhow, Yeah,
because I have music on it and Joe Joe material
and yeah, and not on Joe in the shower.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Wait, your phone is that waterproof?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well, I don't have it sitting in the water. It's
off to the side.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Are pretty much water.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
I don't trust it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But like I sit up on this ledge and it's
not it's not in the stream in the water.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Different.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, And I put on like you know, some like
eighties or nineties like playlist right, and I'm jamming out
I'm spreading my a hole.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I break my.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
Phone with me into the bathroom and I shower and
I live alone.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's just a habit. Yeah, well yeah, but I'm saying,
like I'm not hiding it's not for the point of
hiding it or whatever. Phone habits that can kill our relationship.
Keeping your phone face down on the table, I'm guilty
of this.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
I do this all the time because I think it's
rude to have your phone face up while you're having dinner.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Or Okay, well I would agree with huh, I agree
with that, And that's why the phone's more important. Yes,
And that's why I started putting it face down so
you wouldn't even see something come through. But then I
saw a series of these videos. It kept popping up
a lot on social media where this guy was making
arment that even having the phone out at all sends
the same message of what Greg saying, put the phone
(21:43):
in your pocket. And I found myself even saying that
to my son because of his phone, like he'll be
just like now holding it. I go, no, put it away.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Your comfort blanket, like we're at the.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Dinner table or whatever. Like I'm trying to have a
conversation orre like we're just trying to you know, sit
and have a meals, it in your pocket, put it away.
That's true. Yeah, so it's not enough for face down,
but they say it seems like you're afraid they're gonna,
you know, someone's going to see a text come through.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Yeah, Sammy puts her phone face down a lot, and
I always thought that was kind of sucks.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Really, it's always it always just is, and it's the
same thing because I don't want to get distracted by it.
Even if I'm at work or wherever, if I see
something pop up, then I might get distracted, and.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I don't want to do She doesn't want you reading
her stuff. I don't want to reading.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah, the easiest to read would be Gregg's, but I
never read it.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Phone habits that can kill a relationship keeping like turning
your phone away from people while you're using it, like
you're trying to hide what you're typing.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Or having a screen protector thing, which.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Is great man. By the way, my son was like
those things were expensive, Like, dude, I bought there were
two of them that came in the pack and it
was like nine bucks. I don't worry yeah, don't worry
about it. Yeah, quickly closing an app or locking your
phone when somebody walks by. Again, what are you hiding? Yeah,
phone habits that can kill a relationship, being hot and
cold about letting them use it, like it's all or nothing.
(23:00):
They have access to your phone or they don't. Yeah,
like I buy it, why would it be like sometimes
they can use it, sometimes can't.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
If you have a sensitive occupation like doctor, lawyer, where
you're dealing with people's private information.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Then you should have a work phone a.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Phone.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah yeah, I mean I know people while now it's
on the phones you can get multiple lines on the
same phone.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Oh really Yeah, yeah, you have numbers, internal chip and
then the.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
I would mix that stuff up every second.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I will tell you which line is coming into that.
But still you don't want that.
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Like, oh I got to allow got them to this
sim and onto this server before you hand your spouse
the phone. Yeah, so I think just become a doctor, lawyer,
law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I can't give it. I have a question because I
clearly don't have a job that would fall under one
of those things. But for anybody out there who's either
a doctor, lawyer, dealing a sense of information, or you're
married to somebody. You guys talk about that stuff, right,
like if it's just you and your partner, Like because
you're talking about your day of what you've got.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
We get texts from people who's like, I was a
nurse and so and so came in with blah blah blah,
Like we you shouldn't be telling us that violation.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, but I'm talking like somebody like, uh, I guess
more like lawyer, yeah, or therapist. That's okay, Okay, here's
a question therapists, if you are a therapist or you're
married to one, do they And this is just for
our own curiosity with like, uh, we won't tell. Yeah,
we're not even if you text in. I'm not even
(24:39):
gonna mention it area code or whatever you call it
or text in from. I'm just curious if you are
a therapist or married to a therapist, do you share stories. Oh,
you'll never believe what happened today when Sammy came in
and I told me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
like your regular Yeah, it comes.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Just yeah, curb your enthusiasms and theespranos and the speranos
that's true. I was gonna say the curb one was
on the very front of my mind.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
I just watched it because because Tony's therapist tells her therapist,
she shouldn't be telling him.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Let's change the subject. Yeah, I would love. I would
love to hear stories from therapists. The roommate was I
would totally ask, how is your day of work today?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Let's hear what you need to unload?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I had a roommate. He was a bank teller, and
if there were any customers at the bank that I knew,
he would be like, do you want to know how
much money my wife?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
My ex wife was a bank teller, and it used
to be really easy for any of the tellers just
to look up anybody's information. But I think they changed
the system. They can't do that.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Banks too, and they would do that all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
They try to look up celebrities names. Yeah, just to
see who's in the system. Oh, I didn't know there
was like one central. Yeah, if you worked for like
a like a big bank, I'm sure they did change
it upgraded where they could see who's like trying to
look at different accounts, because now that's why they do
it like if you ever go into a bank and
you use a teller, they have you put your debit
(26:09):
card into the machine and put your pin in that way,
it gives them access. You can't just like oh this
is your name, okay and go into your account.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah. And then finally phone habits that can kill our relationships.
Suddenly being highly protective of your phone. So all was like,
you know, nobody sees it, nobody, like you know, you're
nobody can use it. Yeah, I don't like that. I'm
a drug dealer.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
And then number one marriage killer keeping it on silent
you know.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Is hardcore.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
I'm going to put it on the loudest mister irritating
song right now.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah. Have you ever been like burned by somebody like that? Like,
where where did that come from?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
You know, it was just an observation I made the
other like other week or so, I thought, well, there's
your phone on silentce it's odd. It's very odd to you.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But like the but did you ever have somebody who
was like hiding something like that from you?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Not that I know of.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
We're really good at it.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, I mean that's as people that have you been cheated?
And I go if they if I was, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah they did a great job. The reason why my
phone is always on silence because we work on air.
I've always had a job on the air, and I
am so terrified it's going to make a noise while
we're doing this. I'd rather just leave it off always.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, not silent at work.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I've never understood like a speaking all my points, like
you know, a big deal things happen or like we're
in a live environment type of thing, and why, you know,
why do people freak out so much? I'm gonna say,
like you don't want to ring constantly?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
But if yeah, people, Oh what.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Do I do on professional?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Greg yeah, well yeah, this is very highly professional what
we do here. Yeah. Sure, we're gonna take a quick
break eight seven seven forty four. He hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
All right, well now we know how to behave with
our phones and a lot of stuff like this goes with
(27:57):
the whole cheating comedy. What is what is not cheating?
What is okay to the phone? What is not okay
with the phone? If you have a conversation with your
partner and you kind of have an idea of where
they're at using that information alone. If you wouldn't do
it or say it right in front of that person,
it's probably not a great idea if you value your relationship,
(28:18):
but other people just can't be told one way or
the other. And then a dec that's that, I don't
want to fight over the phone, now, you know what
a dumb thing like. If you want to, you can
go through my phone all day. I can promise you
you're not going to find anything in there that I
haven't told you about or that I wouldn't tell you about,
you know, And quite frankly, yeah, quite frankly, it is
(28:38):
concerning if people are like, you know, hammering on it,
like no, I need to know, and you're fighting, going no,
you're not going to get it out. And I understand that
some people are like, well, why don't you trust me?
And so therefore they dig their heels on that app
whatever sounds fun, sounds like a lot of fun. While
people are just now discovering what dating profiles with six
six six mean. We've talked about this, the six six
(29:00):
rule in the user name that chicks have. It refers
to men who are six foot tall, have six pack
abs and make over six figures, which we've talked about. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Bro, yeah, the delusion calculator, Yeah, delusion calculator.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
We can go in there and you can put it
in like all your preferences or whatever your parameters, and
it'll spit out just how many or what percentage of
men on Earth fit that, and uh yeah, there's six
six six rules. So a lot of chicks are having
a lot of fun putting that in their profiles and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Some women say they do it, you know, to help
them find the perfect man, but others are like, hey, yo,
it's just hurting your chances of finding level. Yeah, because
there's very few people out there that also you fit that.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
You can't put in salary and you can't put in
six pack in any dating app that I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
There of, but they're just putting it on their profile, right, Yeah,
to let you know you better come with this.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
They'll either think that that's what you're into or you're
a Satanist.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, either way, they're not.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
They're not going to hit you up anyway.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
And by the way, just not married man at least
six foot tall again minimum six foot, minimum hundred thousand
dollars a year between the ages of twenty five and
forty five.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
There is a one percent chance. So what you're saying,
there's a chance you should hold.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Out they're already married basically.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah. And then you put in there like a six
inch or more penis, well, then that's down to like
a point five And now can you can you in that? Delusiah.
I've never seen it in person. I've just heard you guys.
Speaker 10 (30:24):
It's just you give married or unmarried age, raise height and.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yeah, because it uses real date, actually.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Exclude obese called exclude you can't you can't.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Yeah, no, fact, now we're at point five to three percent,
say yeah, wow, yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Yeah, because it uses what is it?
Speaker 10 (30:42):
Just like demographic information this yeah, general stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Census All right? Uh, Sea Bass, I thought about you.
When I saw this, people were asked, would you ever
consider van life? Which Sea Bass lived in a van.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Here's the problem is that the van life people are
obnoxious as hell. These are people of the guy who
like they they live it to be Instagrammy.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, they have like little drapes and curtains and stuff.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Do it to be hipster?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Right, Yeah, living and traveling in a converted van.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
I would totally do it.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Of the thirty thousand people they asked, thirty six percent
said yes, fifty two percent said no. The rest weren't sure.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh, half of the people under thirty like the idea.
Saint Paul also found forty four percent of us wouldn't
mind living in a tiny house nope, meaning living in
a five hundred square feet or less. Yeah, I wouldn't
be fun.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
I could do it.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I could do it for like for a weekend.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
Yeah, I would need some kind of garage or you
know something.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, works studio. My apartment right now is only six
hundred square feet.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
How different could it be than a one bedroom apartment?
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, ROAs I like it. So no, I understand because
I've told you, like when I go and I'm in
a hotel and I'm sitting there and I go, oh,
I could live there totally. Yeah, And I couldn't do it.
I don't think I could do it long term, but
I could. I could do it for like, you know,
probably six months.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Oh that's pretty long term.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah. Now that's if I'm by myself, right, if I'm
in that same space, with another person that doesn't matter. Yeah,
it doesn't know with like wife and kids. No, even
with just the wife, I can think there's just too much.
Yeah yeah, but not in a fun way. Yeah, bro, Yeah,
you know what I mean. Like it's just like, yeah, person,
you can't get out of each other. Talk about that.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
I think there's like a British couple that's on the
year round cruise yea.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And they're a tiny little cruise thing.
Speaker 10 (32:25):
No, a cruise room, which or if you don't know,
are smaller than any hotel room.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Yeah, but you can at least just get out of
either one. How many blocks city blocks long?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, exactly, you can get out of that.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
That's just fun.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's just for the sleeping. But that's where everything's happening.
Is like on a cruise, you're going to the dining
room to eat, and you're going to they're whatever for
your entertainment. Everything's just there.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Chilling in the room.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I love cruises.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Eighteen seven seven forty four. What he texts us over
to two to nine eight seven would you ever consider
van life? Text yes or no? Over to two to
ninety seven, will be right back.
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Speaker 2 (33:25):
Well, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world? Is Friday morning?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm gonna ask everybody in this room what they're doing
for the weekend, but we already know it's going down.
We are here for on site iHeartRadio Music Festival tonight
and tomorrow night, T Mobile Arena, Las Vegas, Paramore, Gwen Stefani, Hozier, Halsey,
The Black Crows, Chris Martin from Coldplay, The Weekend, Asap Rock, Gosha, Cat,
(34:01):
Camila Cabello, You got Big Sean, Keith urb and Thomas Rhett,
New Kids on the Block, Shaboozie, Victoria Mone. I mean
it's a big it's a rock, pop, hip hop, country
everybody together on one stage over two nights and you
can watch it on Hulu. You can stream it on Hulu.
(34:22):
And we're here like we're always very busy for this
iHeart Radio Music Festival. But coming up now, Vegas is
a place you can get in a lot of trouble.
But coming up some tails from jail. Oh damn, we're
Sea Bass. We've we've done this segment before where he
was talking to a bunch of different people about their
time in jail and different things that happened.
Speaker 10 (34:41):
That would be a good show. A good reality show
would be like the last Biggest p D Drunk Tank.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah, oh god, that'd be cool.
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Yeah, because I'm sure they would be down for it.
Yeah why not, because you know they're not, because you
get so many people will come for a weekend and
catch a charge.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Well there is one simply called Jill. Yeah, yeah,
I think they do Vegas.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Well that's basically what And you know Virgion Hotel that's
right by the Las Vegas Airport that used to be
the hard Rock Hotel and they used to have a
reality show around the pool parties there and that was
basically what you're talking about.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
It was basically from the point of view of the
security guards, and it was just people getting day drunk,
tossed out fights.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Anybody here have been arrested. Oh yeah, you got arrest
I've been arrested.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:22):
She mounted to some cross crossing guards to some immigration.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Yeah, I was crossing the border. I got put in
the drunk tank, but I didn't like go to jail
or anything.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
They read your right, remained silent.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
I was blacked out when I got around it, and
I came to, like sitting there in handcuffs, and I
was like, this isn't good. My friends could probably tell you.
I don't think so. They were just like, all right,
you're coming with us.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Uh, yeah, I've been arrested.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
They read me right, Yeah, but what was that for.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
I got in a fight and then yeah, and then
the see called the cops on me. Well his dad
was a cop too, But luckily my friend's videotaped it
and it was self defense, so I didn't get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Gina, you ever been arrested me? Neither, No, you have
only gotten I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
I'm obsessed with jail shows. I'm obsessed with lock up,
scared straight, all of it. And I think if I
ever got arrested, i'd never watch that again. I'd be
like because to me, it's still kind of it's so separate.
It's entertainment, but it wouldn't be if I knew.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
What it was like, I wouldn't last.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah. When I went to one of those boarding schools,
the one that I was at in in Alabama, they
took us to an Alabama state prison.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
They tried to scarey straight.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, I mean it was just like, uh, yeah, I
think I think it was a scared straight thing. Either
that it was just a regular field trip. I don't know,
did you go to a field trip a prison? Yeah? Anyway,
so we went there and they had chain gangs at
this prison. Again, this is Alabama, this is like yeah,
I mean, we drove for like two hours to get
to this prison and we left from right around the
(36:59):
Hunts Fill area. I don't even know where the hell
we ended up going, but anyway, Yeah, the guys were like,
you know, yelling at you and stuff like that, but
they're showing you, like all these things that they had confiscated,
all the ships and stuff, shanks and you know all
these different things, what what prison is really like, and
you you go in there and you see the cells.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
And I mean I would like to do that. Yeah,
but I.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Mean it was cool because you're the thing. I'd never
been arrested, you know. I got in trouble as a kid,
but like nothing that got me arrested. I mean, he
should have been arrested. Yeah, you say that.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
I don't know. There's something in between because what he
said he was an angel. I didn't say I was
an angel, and Sea Bass says he what he was
a mob.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Has to be selling middle part. We did just gets.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
You don't just get sent there.
Speaker 10 (37:48):
To these boarding school slash prison games.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
There be something.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
But I was like, I never did drugs. I didn't
even have my first beer until I was like twenty
years old.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
Dude, Yeah, but drugs and alcoholic don't have to be involved.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
But I wasn't even doing That's my point. I think
a lot of people like Sam, well.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
You were more of a scammer.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
No, it wasn't a scammer because we we were just
like playing around in the woods and we didn't know
what the hell we were doing. All of a sudden,
the woods caught fire.
Speaker 10 (38:12):
Now we were playing around with the March of Dimes,
and all of a sudden we had money.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
All of a sudden, we were knocking doors collecting money.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
That happened once. That happened once. But it wasn't like.
It wasn't like we were running scams like that, breaking
and entering.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Yeah, and they yeah, and then he stole the answer keys,
so sold that. And then yeah, you said you cheated
at school, like.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
You never cheated at school. They were like remembers on
your hands. Obviously showed that. I didn't thank you. And
this is just the stuff he's let slip, Yeah slip.
I've shared everything.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
He used the pop kids air bubbles in their shoes
like rocks and girls.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah, well see degenerate.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, they're they're they're taking some stuff out of cut
af You dozen examples, it's not like just one one
off about the chocolate bars. Yeah, this is many, many examples. Yeah, no,
I understand. But I mean, when you're a kid, you
get into stuff, don't you.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Yeah, but weren't you?
Speaker 8 (39:10):
I mean I could be wrong, correct me if I'm wrong.
Weren't you sort of like a ring leader type of
like that's something you helped him out like that in
terms of the test.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Scores, like you were no, that's that's once. I was
at the boarding school and I was never directly doing
any of the stuff. I was like kind of helping plan.
I was an he was a second command. Yeah, yeah, okay,
you're nation well we were. So I was at this
boarding school, and uh, these kids are trying to figure out, like,
(39:38):
how do we get what we're going on on a
home visit? How do we get weed back on campus?
Because they would always search everybody and search all your
stuff when he came back through. And so I came
up with the idea because we're the middle of the woods,
and so I'm like, all right, they put you in
a cab from it was the Isn't organ the Redmond
Airport back to where the school was, and uh, I said,
(39:59):
once you get on the road, you know this turn
right before the school, there's a mile marker right there.
Have have it. Make it a shampoo bottle, yeah, put
the bottom, put this, yeah, put this stuff in there.
But then when you get to that whole thing, just
kind of throw it off, like out of the window.
And then so in the middle of the night they
would go and they'd retrieve it right at that mile
marker and they'd find it. So like, yeah, I came
(40:20):
up with that idea. That was my idea. I don't
I had never smoked weed, didn't touch we didn't even
see it, didn't even see it.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Just a problem solver by nature.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Yeah, it was just like, you know, I was so
mad about it. If he knew about a plausible deniability.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, well no, because I didn't want to be involved
in it, but I was excited about the idea of
helping plan it. I don't get my look, I was
an angel.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I never said I was an angel. Never said I
was an angel. But I mean, as kids, you never
got into anything.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Of course I did.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, of course, I mean everybody everybody does. Yeah, like
the the the air bubble thing on the on the shoes,
like on the Nike airs and stuff. That was kind
of like a like a two for flinching kind of thing,
you know, it was, but we were all like it
was a bunch of friends and we were all in
on the game. And so the whole thing is don't
get caught, right, So somebody would be like sit there
(41:08):
and talk to you and try to distract you while
somebody else like snuck up behind and took like a
big pen right into your Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I mean that's like an absolute bully a whole movie.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, that's so. It was our own friends.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
We weren't doing it to random kids. Whenever you people
retell these stories.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
It was one of our friends. No, it wasn't random kids.
It was like it was our group agreement. You have
a pair of those shoes. I did, Okay, I had
the agasy. Did they get popped? They did one time,
one one of the shoes.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Your mom loved that, Yeah, tell her not a waste
of money at all.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I didn't tell her. I still wore them. I still
wore them. But yeah, you guys, they're not condensed. I
think the only people here are acting like they're angels,
are you guys, because I've certainly never pretended like.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Oh you I mean we already know.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, but that was Yeah, that was that was like
as a kid, you never never wrote answers on something.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
Tried to No, no, because it's a different story. Because
you have the story of being sent to boot camp, right,
so we're trying to, you know, figure out.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You always claim that they just came out of nowhere
because yeah, because the original school, the kids that I
was there with. If you watch these programs or the
kids that get sent there, these are kids who were
like ordered by the court. They were like really hardcore
drug users and sellers. They were grand theft auto kids.
These were people that were assaulting their parents. It's only
a drug facilitator, yeah, like whatever. So, yeah, I mean
(42:38):
I was there.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
You do sound like you were a little out of place.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I was out of place. Even the people who ran
to school at this point admit that I was completely
out of place, you know. But was I an angel?
Speaker 8 (42:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I wasn't anyway.
Speaker 10 (42:50):
I'm like you guys, new show idea. Yeah, that'd be
great copyright trading.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Just stop saying you were an angel.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, I got it. That's what I gotta do. Thank you. Yeah,
we're gonna take a quick break in the tails from jail.
We're gonna meet Fleece Johnson next on The Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (43:04):
Hang on, this is the best fry I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good naw. Yeah, it's realistic.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
You can.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I would love to do that too show.
Speaker 10 (43:19):
Yeah, it was just was it purple broad day the
other day in Western Australia.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, like a regional holiday purple.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Do you have a variety of colors?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Of course. Why I haven't understood that, Like, what's it?
What's the means?
Speaker 5 (43:34):
Because even though not that many people see it, you
can only take so much beige and black. You know,
you want to spice it up a little bit, Got
a green, got a blue, got some pink.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
And the off chance anybody sees it, you know, yeah, Flores,
you want to you want to keep it fun. Jack nice, Yeah,
look at my bra. Welcome back everybody, Friday morning. It
is the Woody Show. And a while back we did
that thing where Sea Bass had all those prisoners people
had been to jail talking about their jail experiences. From
jail is what we called it, and it was very successful.
(44:03):
Everybody seem to really like it. And so we have
another round of Tales from Jail today. And there's there's one.
Speaker 10 (44:08):
Guy who really is the king of jail tales and
he he came to prominence in two thousand and eight
take thanks to the MSNDC show Lock Up Raw, where
they interviewed prisoners about jail time.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
His name Flee Johnson. Please, Yeah, that's a that's a
celebrity kind of name. Oh yeah, flee This sounds like
he should be a band guy, right, like a prospector.
Speaker 10 (44:28):
Here he is again, back on MSNBC.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
All right, we met Flee Johnson, a long time inmate
who practices a very different kind of homosexuality.
Speaker 14 (44:40):
Yeah, well, we have sexual desires, right, So you got
a bunch of men's locked up, men's at warm place,
all of them's horning, all of them got sexual design.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
What are they gonna do?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
He won't him have a woman?
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Somebody's going to have to give us some moody.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
So famous you might.
Speaker 10 (45:03):
For folks who are fans of the boon Dogs like Menace,
they'll know that they actually based a character on Flee
Johnson for at least one episode. Because Fleece was full
of sound bites. Again, this is back when he's now
out of jail spoiler alert, But back when msmb S
was interviewing him, he had clips like this.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Booty was more important food, but having some booty was
more important than drink and water.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Man, I like boomy. You know what, that's a shocking
stave in Fleece. Yeah, I mean I am a booty.
I'm a booty guy, you know what I mean, more
so than boobs. I'm a booty guy. I like boy
differently Flee Johnson.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (45:44):
So what really made Fleece, besides all that stand out,
was that the way he told it, it was not
going to be your choice whether whether Flee Johnson got
some of your booty. That was It wasn't like and
he's not a big he's not especially big.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Guy or whatever. But it's like the Sublime song he
was butt raped by a large inmate scream. It is
just like that, but the guards paid no attention to
his cry. So that's when things got out of control.
I we're still going.
Speaker 10 (46:11):
Okay, So Flee Johnson, when he saw you and you
came into jail, and if you liked you, this was
what he would say.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Okay, when I see one and he looks good to me,
I said, I'm telling you what I like you. No,
I won't you We can do it as easy way
out of the hallway. So chaos, right, and it was
always it.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
Yeah, Okay, So he was a rapist in jail and
he still got out somehow.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Now charges on that, well he was.
Speaker 10 (46:41):
This is where his current day story is Flee Johnson
has been in jail for decades. He's now out and
he now does he has his own YouTube channel as
well as he does interviews with other people. So just
go on YouTube. I like Booty dot com, I like boomy.
Yeah YouTube, go on YouTube search Flee Johnson. He's all
over the place and and he he's telling his tails
(47:01):
because yeah, menace. He not only was he buggering people,
he would have constant fights with the guards, which you
would think would keep you in jail forever never never.
Well somehow it didn't. And here's one of the things
that Fleee is gonna tell us about here.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Oh wait were you so?
Speaker 7 (47:18):
And so?
Speaker 10 (47:18):
One of the thingst Thing's gonna tell us about here
is if he got disrespect from the guards, Fleee would
not take that oh okay, he would get a bucket.
He would deposit something in that bucket and then he
would tell the guards, hey take this, oh okay cup and.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
The winning the bucket and like hit on the back
over he and it went down the back and she
washed the bag. She laid up on up, couldn't get
up duty all over right, and they try to kick
he said, I'm not touching her, So they didn't go
get a blanket. They scooped up. They said, what boy,
we don't get you. I say, yeah, that's what you disrespect.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
And this guy's out of jail now, right, Yeah, somehow
he is couldn't even behave in jail, could behave on
the outside, now goes to jail, can't behave in jail,
still gets out of there.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
Here's the thing. And Greg brings us up all the time.
Why can't everybody just be cool with each other in
jail and make it more pleasant?
Speaker 4 (48:15):
I know it sucks as it is. Have a meeting
with everybody.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah, let's not make it sucks.
Speaker 10 (48:27):
So he hits the one guard with a cupful of
pooh the bucket, the disrespect bucket, right, So she she
goes down and the other guards come to save her.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
They can't even handle fleas all right. When they come
to gig, I threw it on them. So they left.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
They waited till the next shifter said, man, we're not
going back around me. All the image got towels and stuff,
taddleland and mold.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
So they can't smell it, right, they get.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
After I got on, I got them, I gott come
on y'all.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
How old are you at that this point? I was
right you Yeah, I just I just looked him up online.
He's a he's a preschool teacher.
Speaker 10 (49:06):
Now, so that the guards, they come to their fellow
guard who's covered in poops, say, and then he's he's
still throwing poop.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
They say, you know what, let the next shift take
care of Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be there probably. This
is Fleece Johnson, And this is another round of tales
from jail.
Speaker 10 (49:26):
Now this didn't happen to Fleece, but he tells the
tale of how men, otherwise straight men will when they're
in jail, they will take a wife. Okay, exactly, Greg.
And so here's Fleece telling a tale of he saw
a man who he knew had a prison wife, but
then his real life, his real life outside wife came
to visit him. Somebody saw that he had a real
(49:47):
life wife, and the prison wife did not like that.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Oh, is that considered cheating. We'll about to find.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Out his wife came to see you, and he had
assistant named Marie, his wife. She don't know nothing bad
out of this storm, right, So somebody had been on
the visit to say man, I saw my resouse.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
How was your man kissing?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
She said, babe, that was yours.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
He said, good, she hold this for me.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
She walked over to one of them goals was So
he got a knife and they bag and he dis
threatened me. So they went opened the bag and when
they've seen the knife, they hand cooking. He got two
out three years out of it.
Speaker 10 (50:25):
What his prison wife planted a knife on the man
told on him and he gets set the hole for.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Two or three years.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
It's interesting because, like we were just saying, you think
of like the prison wife not having a lot of choice, right,
and this one is a proud prison wife.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
That's my man.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
So got your old life. You got your old life
out there, you kissing. I'm in any real women, yea,
this is your life now going to learn today.
Speaker 10 (50:55):
So you'd think, well, this I just got two or
three years extra tacked on him in the hole. When
I come, I'm gonna want revenge on my prison wife. Right,
Well maybe not.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
But take this there. They get jealous on everything.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
When he came out of the hole, he promised, I'd
have took off my visit in this she would never
all live.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
So he removed wife said she's never gonna visit again.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
And to me, just clarify what he's calling the prison wife.
Speaker 6 (51:27):
Yeah, I mean, if I'm getting two years in the
hole for her showing up, you know what, I'm just
gonna wait it out.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
She's got to go.
Speaker 6 (51:34):
Yeah bye see.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
And people wonder why you know? People, dude, come on,
what do you big deal? I don't understand, Like, you know,
why wouldn't you help cover for a friend. I am
going to jail for nothing. Yeah, right, Like I don't
want to deal with I don't do anything in my
life that would ever result in me going to jail
never ever, never never ever never never never never.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
If I had to put money on it, I would
last maybe two minutes in jail.
Speaker 10 (52:04):
Now, do you have any breathe one? People will point
out that we will leave us here in the room.
We will likely not go to jail, the same types
of jail that Flee Johnson's talking about. However, I don't
want to take that change.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Hell, no, no way. So now Fleece.
Speaker 10 (52:24):
You might hear Flee's voice has changed from when he
was in jail to well then he was out of jail.
Sounds like maybe he's electing some teeth nowadays, all right,
or has danshers or something like that. Well, according to Fleece,
there is a very good reason for that is because Fleee,
besides learning how to throw poo and other things, police
learned that, Oh hey, I'm not a super big guy.
I can't really punch anybody.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Out get his teeth knocked out, but I.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Can bite people everyone. I can always go.
Speaker 10 (52:49):
So police is gonna tell us how he learned how
to bite, the kind of things he bit, and what happened.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
I've made I'm biting them change. Well I'm missing. I'll
bet taps bottoms. No, I'd be one dude from I
felt it. I swallowed man, he ain't called me, took
me to the hospital and put me in what they
call a restrainture. So they brought the doctor and I
will all this was taken, sewed up, all my teeth,
(53:17):
gun everything.
Speaker 10 (53:19):
Swallowed somebody's nose. Well, here's the thing. It's you can
watch the longer video. But he said he first bit
someone's ear menace, and then he spit it out and
they reattached it. And police hated that they were able
to reattach it. So from then on out, and he
was biting lips and noses and stuff. He would swallow
it so he couldn't.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
I feel like I've been asking this a lot lately,
but we need him walking around society because.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Why somehow he got out.
Speaker 6 (53:44):
I understand how he doesn't get so many extra charges
tacked on?
Speaker 10 (53:52):
Well, he he was, He would fight out. He would
tell people. He tells a story about how he some
inmate was pissing him off off and he learned something
about that inmate told all the inmates friends and they
beat his ass.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
And so Fleee he was. He was. He will tell stuff.
Speaker 10 (54:07):
He will bite you, he will he has no morals,
gossip and they removed his teeth.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
That's what he says. Wow, I mean you bite fifteen
or sixteen people. I'm glad they did.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
I'm surprised there wasn't some loophole where they weren't allowed to.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Well, we got time for one more booby, We got
time for one more club. This is Flee Johnson tails
from jail.
Speaker 10 (54:27):
This is back from the lock Up Show where he
has a message because he's been in he's been in
jail at this point for decades, and he sees these men,
these young bucks come in here with their pants on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
Pants on the ground.
Speaker 10 (54:38):
He says, Hey, guys, I know you think that's all
cool to have your saggy pants, but around here it
means something different.
Speaker 13 (54:44):
Johnson also had a warning for the new generation of inmates.
They might be asking for trouble from old timer's.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
You know they got this baying what they said. They pants, pants,
they book, it's a stay. They probably some sort of
gangstill style. It's sexy to us. You say, your pants
and her man, somebody be up in your.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Now.
Speaker 10 (55:09):
That's what I think every time I see a dude
out there and his pants. And also I'm like, man,
that's show me your ass there for something.
Speaker 6 (55:16):
I want to check out that ass.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Tell me yeah, I'll bite your nose off and yeah right,
put you on the butt way with you Yeah hell yeah,
so let tell yeah flick.
Speaker 10 (55:24):
He's all over YouTube, but you can watch the original
interview lease Johnson hours of folice out there.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah there you go there straight material. Yeah right, wow, exactly.
I don't know why anybody how is that appealing? Like
you're thinking about like, oh, you know what I'm gonna
do this, I'm risking, No, I'm risking ending up in
a place like this.
Speaker 4 (55:43):
Hell, even sentence to a week, I would hang myself.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
All right with a quick break. Phones are open eight
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Speaker 13 (55:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Well, uh that started was a pretty good reminder for everybody.
Don't go to jail. I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
Not good, just the right thing.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Pleee. Johnson still alive and out on the streets. Yeah,
I still can't believe he's out.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
I still can't believe he's alive.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, I still can't believe I understood what you said. Yeah,
all right, this is for Gregory changing gears, because Greg
is always the fancy one the moosi want. Yeah, now, Greg,
have you ever wondered why a lot of restaurants have
stopped serving ice water like you get water, just no
ice in it? Is that true?
Speaker 10 (56:37):
I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (56:37):
I have not noticed that.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
Yeah, no, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (56:40):
Don't They just say still, well still.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
There's still they're sparkling, And then there's tap or house house,
house house.
Speaker 10 (56:51):
You have this at your house.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, and they bring they bring out the water not
in the picture, but they bring it down like usually
like a pretty tall bottle. Yeah, but it's just tap
water still is you know, just like a bottled water.
But and then the sparkling is the sparkling yeah, like
pelag Reno or whatever.
Speaker 4 (57:06):
I couldn't even venture a guess why they would stop
at ice. Maybe this the sound of it, or and
I didn't realize it.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Like once uh, once I read the reasoning here, I'm like,
you know what, that is absolutely true because of the
vessels everything else. They're doing it to be more fancy.
No Ice in water signals a high level of service
when you're dining out, and it's now pretty much the
norm in Europe. Plus some sea ice as dirty.
Speaker 10 (57:29):
Well that's always been the norm in Europe. This never
happened to Europe.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Ice is the greatest part of any drink, and you're
not going to take that from you.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
It is pretty sloppy when they have the picture and
they're like, oh, would you like some more water? Yeah,
and they turn the sideways so they get some of
the ice fut and it's kind of flashing on the
table on the table.
Speaker 10 (57:49):
It's never clean, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Yeah, like those stainless steel pictures, yeah, they'll have Yeah.
But so now, Greg, when you have people over, do
not I did not put ice.
Speaker 5 (58:00):
You already iceing?
Speaker 4 (58:01):
No, I mean yes, I and I'm saying no to
I will not comply.
Speaker 10 (58:06):
Oh good, I'm willing to bet Greg has some like
fancy crushed ice somewhere.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Or I have two different sizes of ice.
Speaker 6 (58:12):
You have ball ice, a little ball spars.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
Yeah, but my fridge has like ice maker and it
has the two different sizes.
Speaker 5 (58:20):
I wait, your ice maker makes two different sizes.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Yeah, that's common. That's common.
Speaker 4 (58:23):
You get cubes like the regular cubes.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
No, it's more like baby like that has almost they
call that crunch ice, right. I love that it's it's
in a shape. It's not just like convenience stores offer that.
It's either it's either the cubes or the I think
I've seen it, Liss says, crunch ies.
Speaker 10 (58:42):
You know, Greg, you'll see it. You'll see it when
you go get a refreshing drink and Sonic Yeah doesn't think.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah, I do hate it when you goes. There's there's
a couple of places that we go that are around
our house. They have it's not even crushed. I mean
it is crushed, but it's more like you're putting like
a snow cone into your cup. Yeah, crud. Now I
don't like that, Yeah, because it immediately becomes it's just.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
Watered down in ice cube, Gina, this is what I
have to see, the regular sized cubes and then these like.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Little pelletue dime in future. I know right, I called it.
I know it. Yeah, you did call. That's pretty good.
You have little tongs for the ice you know, s
as a scooper that came with it. Fancy eight seven
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Speaker 2 (59:51):
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Segment coming up for you this morning. Somebody who's the
(01:00:13):
president of their HOA board the homeowners Association, which we
have talked a while. I know I have talked to
a lot of smack on I think you got to
be like a total egomaniac, power trip starved Nazi in
order to be on the hoa. But somebody volunteered reached
out to us on the text. I'm just started to
talking about it. So yep, that's coming up here this hour.
(01:00:35):
The world's largest three D printed neighborhood is almost done.
I saw some video of it. It's in Georgetown, Texas,
which is about thirty miles from Austin. According to the
people there, the houses aren't really cookie cutter in the
way that you expect, but you do sacrifice a little charm.
I gotta say. If you're watching it, Greig one buyer says,
it feels like a fortress. Kind of gives you the
(01:00:57):
feeling of being in a cinder block. I got a coway, Yeah,
I can imagine. It's a single story, three to four
bedroom home between fifteen hundred and two thousand square feet.
It takes about three weeks for to print. Weird with
the foundation metal roofs installed traditionally. But yeah, the builder
says that three D printing these homes just faster, it's
(01:01:18):
less expensive, requires fewer workers, definitely minimizes construction material waste,
and they're very sturdy. And the one thing that really
sucks about though, is watch this video. The walls are
so dense that you can't really get Wi Fi to
go through anything, So you got to have extenders everywhere.
Oh yeah, I know everybody's wondering how much these particular homes.
(01:01:41):
They're going for between four hundred and fifty and six
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
Wait a second, the mind not as cheap as I think.
Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I thought it would be a fraction of that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Yeah, you got to watch the video. I mean, they
don't look as dumb as you'd think they look. Yeah,
looks looks Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Four bedroom, two thousand square feet is.
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
A pretty good house. It's pretty good, but still I
need it cheaper. So we're gonna talk to this Guy's
name is Josh. Like I said, he's the president of
his Homeowners Association A. Here to defend yourself. He wanted
to defend people on the boards of h o A.
So I'll see what he's got for us. All right,
Welcome back, everybody. It is the Woody Show and we've
(01:02:20):
been doing these here to Defend segments. I think we've
done three chiropractice, assist car assist our friend John Jay, right, yeah,
I don't explain anything. These are things that we talk
about on the show. We usually you know, uh, I
(01:02:40):
don't want to say bash, but we don't. We don't
understand or we don't trust. We just don't get it.
We just don't get And so people say, well, that's
not fair. You know, they're not there to defend themselves chiropractors.
You know, you guys are just talking crap about chiropractors,
and you know they're not there to defend themselves. So
he's like, well, let's have a segment called here to
defend myself. And this is based on a text that
(01:03:02):
we got and it says this guy from his name
is Josh, and he says, hey, what is show. I'm
an h o A board president and I'm listening to
a podcast about h o A board members and you
guys saying that they're not trustworthy, and I would like
to defend myself like you've done with the chiropractor not
that long ago. Let me know by E. That is
(01:03:25):
from Josh and so hey, We've talked plenty about homeowners Association.
Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
I have one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
You say that, I do you say that. But let's
let's say hi to Josh. Good morning, Josh.
Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Hey, what's happening all right?
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Well, hey, first of all, thanks for reaching out to us.
Thank you, we were just reading your text. You are
the board president of the show, your big time imagine
all the groupies he gets you.
Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
Guys, Well, thank thank you for having me, and thank
you to Greg for actually kicking me up on my
offeratd event myself or on behalf of all HOA board members.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Yeah, and we're to get in some questions about the
HOA and why the hell you decide to do this
and uh, if it's really for for for moral purposes
or just yeah, because you're the ego maniac power tripping
or whatever. But yeah, I want to know a little
bit about you, Like how old are you. I'm thirty four,
thirty four years old. And then what kind of work
do you do for a living.
Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
I'm in mortgage, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Like a mortgage broker, like you do mortgages for people.
Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
I'm in the operations, so like the the when you
you know, when an application comes through, we process it
with mortgage processor.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Okay, all right, all right, and what kind of what
group did you belong to when you were in school?
Like what what was the group of kids were you
like with, Like the jocks, the cool kids, the the nerds,
the I.
Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Was a little bit of a jock. I played baseball
and hung out with a lot of skaters. I'm a
place to skate a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Really, none of us. I would have guessed, Yeah for
being because the people I know who have been on
hoas because you sign up. It's not like you are volunteered. Yeah,
like you have to say that you want to be
on the board.
Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Yeah, what was your best trick as a skateboarder?
Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
My favorite?
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Yes, yeah, that's legit.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
It just to be clear, you don't get paid to
be the HOA head honcho.
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Right, you're correct. We are all volunteers. And it's not
so much as a as a like I want to
sign up, it's more of a need. Like most hoa's
out there, nobody wants to be on the board. No
one wants to have any part of it. Nobody wants
to do anything about it. It's kind of like, you know,
someone has to take charge and you know, just help
operate the HOA.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
That does not that has not been my experience.
Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Like elections, there's people that are on board.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Yeah yeah, I mean I understand that, like if the
if the if the neighborhood's going to hell and you
feel like you need to do something, I guess that
would be a little bit different. But my experience has been.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
We had this one guy, his name, we called him Cotton.
Remember that that character from from King of the Hill.
He lost his name, Yeah, because he kind of looked
he kind of looked like him, So we called him
Cot and he was a super racist, like he was
like dying to be on the board, and so he
got on the board and so like he was the one.
And by the way, this guy had a flagpole in
his front yard, you know what I mean, And he
(01:06:17):
was trying to tell everybody else like what was taki
and not tacky?
Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
There was one guy in my neighborhood. He didn't get elected,
and he started just breaking all the rules out of
that because he was but what are they going to do?
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
All right? So Josh was, so what's your story? You said,
like out in necess and that's why you joined.
Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Yeah, so I do own a few properties, and each
property you know, is different. So I have I own
a few condos and then I own a few houses.
So you know, houses in an e joy are much
different from you know, condos and choice.
Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Yeah, because there's not much people the condo can do
that anybody else is gonna notice exactly.
Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
And not only that, there's there's a lot more day
to day things to do. So you know, we're not
out there just sending violations because you're you know, rash
cans are left out too late or you know, like
the chasing kids away from their lemonade stands as we've heard. Yeah,
there's a lot more involved on a day to date
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that goes into running in HOA, such as huge projects.
So one of the projects that we just completed, it
was forty thousand dollars roof replacement. It took a lot
of time efforts, you know, just dealing with the revendors,
evaluating all competitive bids. There's a lot of complex projects
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that go out through you know, each association. So that
was on a you know, a condo association. So yeah,
I get that a lot different versus that you know,
your normal house.
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
That would be like, you know, covering the landscaping. Yeah,
you know common areas, things like that. If you're living
a place where snow removals required, like that's got to
be bid out.
Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Huh well, interesting you bring up the roof, Josh, I
just recently got a condo and they're talking about the roof.
So I did the HOA meeting that they invited everybody,
so I went. First of all, those meetings are so
insanely official, like I second this motion. They make those
way too confusing. Everything resulted in yeah, we'll look into that. Hey,
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we noticed the floodlights are on twenty four hours a day,
not just at night. Yeah, we'll look into that. And
then they also discuss money, and that's my number one question.
Who's to say somebody on the board isn't just maybe
I'll take a few hundred yea, who's doing the auditing?
Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
Because I do have a friend that pays I think
like seven hundred dollars a month and month and in
a community, right, and you would think they live in
Dubai or something. But if you go to the community,
the sign for the community is broken, lights are out.
The landscape me looks horrible, Like who is auditing the money.
Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
So as far as the first of all, no one
can just It's not like a personal piggy bank where
you can just walk in and take money out. It
doesn't work like that. Nearly all associations are ran by
an HOA management company, which I'm sure you're all familiar with.
The HIA management company is the one that sets up
the account and it's through you know, legit financial institution.
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So only money that goes for you know particular you
know invoices, whether it's gardening or trash collection, all that
is severely monitored. There's so many regulations and federal laws
out there that prohibit any type of that shady business
to go on. So I can't just walk into the
bank and say, oh, I need twenty thousand just for
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HOA business. It will not work like that.
Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
I saw loophole around it. I'm just going to hire
my friends and then have them do the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Most most hias require each vendor to be fully licensed, ensured, bonded,
all that, So you can't just hire some person from
home people to do the job or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
So let me talk to you about my biggest gripe
when it comes to the Homeown Association. It seems like, yes,
there is a power trip with the people who are
on the board. I had to fight with somebody over
a fence that was a brand new aluminum fence.
Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
It's because there was a pool, and so there was
a county requirement that the pool will be a certain height,
and according to the bylaws of the HOA, it was
six inches too tall. Okay, the defence, but but it
conformed to the county regulation, and they were giving me
crap about it. I'm like, I would think the county
would trump the HOA. But man, that was a fight,
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and I was told that, well, you're probably gonna have
to rip the fence out. I'm like, the hell I am,
We're gonna put a lean on your house, like power
trippy kind of stuff like that. Now, I'm a person
who keeps my house looking top shape all the time.
I paid good money to make sure that everything looks right. Meanwhile,
I look around with the other neighbors and it seems
like nobody knows anything about their properties that look all dumpy.
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But you're gonna give me crap for six inches a
six inch differential defense or I started painting the house
a very similar color, not the exact same color that
it was similar of what was already there. And you're
telling me that I got to stop halfway through because
I didn't get it approved ahead of time.
Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Yeah, well that happn't my ant. She had to repay
in her whole house.
Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
No, like no, See, that's the thing I would not
I would not be doing that. So what do you
say to situations like that?
Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
So for situations like that, the main thing I suggest,
and this is one of the reasons why I became,
you know, on the board, is because you know, you
have a lot of say so on what you know,
what you can really you know enforce, you know, so
stuff that you mentioned as far as you know, if
you're if it's regulated properly and it meets that standard,
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sometimes that can let go. But other times, if it's
in this CCNRS and and.
Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
All that, what's ther is that the bylaws.
Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Yeah, it's like the by laws, and you know that
there's a lot of legal documentation that's attached to all associations.
So when you buy a property in an h o A,
they send you all that right, you know, lets grow,
So you really should look over that because it is important,
has a lot of although.
Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
It's not that important, I guess that's my point. Like,
you know, you own the property. I think as long
as you're keeping it up and you're keeping it nice
and it's within like you know, I'm not painting my house, uh,
like a fluorescent purple, you know, and putting the ferris
wheel in the front yard and things like that.
Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
Yeah, but it does protect from people from doing that,
because how would you feel if someone does paint their
you know, their color purple or pink or something outrageous
like that. You know, then I'm sure, greg, you would
love to see someone.
Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
But then but then that's when you get that person crap.
But the meantime, like somebody else's paints like a regular
like earth tone color to their house, which is again
very similar to what was already there or other houses
there in the neighborhood, Why didn't bother sending them anything?
Why haven't bother say anything? If someone is paying their
house purple grimace color, well, then yeah, of course send
them some.
Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
But I'm assuming it's a slippery slope argument because if
somebody does it, then you can give Yeah, so you've
got to follow the rules. But Josh, I'm wondering if
behind the scenes, like with Woody's six inch fence being
you know to six inches too long, does it take
more than one board member to say, yeah, we're gonna
send them a letter or is it just one power
starf person that can have that control enforcer.
Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
I mean the board works, you know, depending on how
many people consist of the board. They all work, you know, collaboratively,
so you know, if if one feels one way and
another so another way, it's kind of voting amongst these
entire board. It's not just one person that kind of
like gets to dictate what goes on. It's all you know,
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collaboratively through everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Yeah. I had to have the members of the I
think it was they call themselves the Architectural Committee, Yeah,
come out because I was going to be doing some
stuff outside, you know, some hardscape stuff, patio kind of
you know, driveway things like that, and they had to
come out and they had to review my plans a
sample of this particular paverstone that you were gonna like,
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I'm gonna come on, guys, a click around, Like I
can point to eighteen other houses within a two block
radius that you should be more concerned with than the
brand new plans that you have enough here to see
and you guys are just coming by to be nosy.
Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
Okay, Well a couple things though. One you probably hooked
up your homies too that are breaking up breaking the rules.
They're like, oh, you'll look past some of your friends
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Yeah, but you admit to that.
Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
Yeah, come on, oh no, not a situation like if
we if we take into consideration, you know, previous violation,
so all that is taken to account. Also, first time
offenders for a particular thing. You know, it's it's it.
We're I'm a very lenient person. I understand, you know, hey,
you know, their mistakes happen and that kind of stuff.
(01:14:43):
But if if you continue to, you know, walk your
dog out and it defecates everywhere constantly, we're you know,
after you know, one time, it's stuff like that, we
don't let go. Yeah, it's just common decency. A lot
of people are just not very you know, common. They
just leave their trash on the floor and they like
to live like slobs, and you know, you can't be
lenyan one.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Stuff like that. We're talking about Josh. Josh is an
HOA board president. He hit us up. He wanted to
defend himself because obviously we've some of us here. Me. Yeah,
I've had some menace, has had some issues with with
the HOA in the past. Now, we're gonna take a
quick break here, Josh, but we'll come back, and I
want to give you a couple of seconds to think
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about this. I want to hear about the most difficult person,
the most difficult homeowner you've ever dealt with, or the
most ridiculous request that you have gotten from a homeowner.
So if you can, if you just hang through the break,
we'll come back to you a second. Can you hang
for a second. I know you're probably very busy with
all these proposal violations, violations. You got a lot of
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notifications about garbage cans to get out. Yeah, absolutely, all right, more,
what the show is coming up? Hang on?
Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
You asked for an answer. I gave you a question.
Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
No, what do you show.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Back in a bit.
Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
If you go out in the hall and test fire,
no smell, and then you come in here any far.
Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Wood show? All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah, so
it's here to defend yourself. We have Josh. He is
the board president of his HOA. It's a homeowner's association.
For those of you, I know, the people that we
talk about buying houses and scrow and ho like, what
are these things? Well, HOA is the home owner's Association,
Meaning everybody who lives in a particular neighborhood is part
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of that home owners association because they own a piece
of property, they own a house, and so there's a
bunch of collective rules that go for everybody in that neighborhood.
So if you want to do something to the appearance
of your house, it's it's all stuff on the outside, right,
Whatever you do on the inside of lighting Josh, doesn't
really have anything to do with anything on the inside
as far as I know. Right, No, it's just all
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the outside stuff. But if you want to paint your
door a different color, got to get it approve. If
you want to move the tree from this side to
this side of the gardening bed, you got to get
that approved.
Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
And I thought the whole point of buying a house
is nobody could tell you what to do anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Well, it depends on where that house is. Yeah, if
you don't have an HOA, you can do that. Yeah,
And don't you guys identify as terrorists as well. Yes, yes,
they're on a watch list. Everybody who is an HOA
board member. Yeah, they either did the beating up or
they got beaten up in school, except for Josh.
Speaker 6 (01:17:15):
Josh.
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Josh said he played baseball, right, yeah, exactly. All right,
So Josh, I asked you for the break. I'm particular
the question. Give us some examples. But before we get
to that, menace was mentioning this during the break. So,
as a homeowner, and let's say I get a violation, you,
as the homeowner, the board of the HOA, like, what
kind of real penalty, if any, can you guys really enforce?
Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
It depends on the violation, you know, Like I said
me personally, I'm a very lenient and understanding person, and
you know most human beings, you know, we are, So
we just take them to the consideration. So if it
was your first offense that you left your trash cans
out for too long, you know you would get a violation.
But it's always the first violation as all was a warning. Typically, Okay,
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if you continue to do the same violation that would
have your next you will be called into a hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
So all right, you got to wear a robe and everything.
Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
Yeah, I have my gavel and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Yes, you come in for a hearing. And then so
what's the moments I think consequence? What if I What
if I don't show up to this quote hearing?
Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
If you don't if you don't show up, the hearing
still occurs with with the board members, and the board
you know, evaluates the situation and you know, we determined
the outcome, whether we'll levy a fine if it's your
first fine that and it's just set standard. It's all
in again your h documented.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
So even even the amount of the find like is it?
But again it's like is that something you get sent
to a collections? Like? Is that really?
Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
Like you look at the fine and I throw in
the trash.
Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Could you get kicked out of the neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Well you got to pick up your house and you
gonna move.
Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Yeah, it's right.
Speaker 7 (01:18:52):
It varies from each state as far as you know,
collections of you know, you have to assess a lot
of fines for you know, your your your account to
go to collections, and it all varies on state as well.
But fines are not you know, typically for most states
are not collection forceable. It only impacts you though, if
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you intend to sell your property, you know, in the
next year or so, or if you're refinancing, because obviously
whatever is due, all your fines or whatever it might
be do at that time will have to be paid.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
So how much is it fine?
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Like? What?
Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Like what it was a fine for? Okay, leaving garbage
cans out too? Like, what's the fine for that?
Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
For ours? You know, it varies as far as each offense,
but typically for us it's about fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
It depends on.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
I'll ask this for Greg because I think he's too embarrassed.
But what's the fine for parking in your own driveway?
Is that punishable by dead?
Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Greg believes. Greg believes that every neighborhood you have a
rule that everybody has to park inside of their garage,
not even just in the driveway made for luxury and
it's trashy to park. The plenty of people in my
neighborhood park on the street and they have a nice
wide driveway, they have at least a two car maybe
even a three car garage, and they're still parking vehicle street. Yeah,
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is there a fine for parking in your driveway.
Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
Josh, No, you're freely to parking your own driveway.
Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Is that it doesn't want to move there? Sounds kind
of dumpy job.
Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Has anybody ever really been successful have, like since you've
been on the HOA board of actually getting a lean
put on someone's house for whatever the fine might have been.
Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
Again, so the fines are not really enforceable as far
as collections. But if someone doesn't pay their h dues
and they're you know, months late, yes, we we have
a we have a you know, a collection agency that.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Yeah, that's in.
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
And I understand the dues because if they get that
goes for the other I'm talking about a fine, Yeah,
I'm talking about leaving trash cans out or painting your
house before you got it to approve selling me.
Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
I don't have to listen to you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
That's kind of what it sounds.
Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
Yeah, So the fines are ultimately just impact your bottom
line if you were to refinance or any if you're
going to sell your home, if you have thousands of
dollars that are you know, keep wrapped up in fines,
then those are going to need to be paid when
you need the refinance or you're sell you.
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
But who's going to know about that.
Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
I'm not going to tell anybody all accounted.
Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
This your your AHOA ledger. It's always going to show
on your account balance.
Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
All right. So before the break, and this is Josh.
He's the board president of the homeowners association there in
his neighborhood, and he's been kind enough to reach out
and say that he would like to be on the
show and defend himself and defend other HOA board members.
And I'm sure you've dealt with a lot of very
unreasonable people, a lot of trashy people who want to
trashy things. So I had two questions. One what was
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the most difficult homeowner you ever had to deal with?
And then number two, what is the most ridiculous request
that you have received?
Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
So one of the most difficult homeowners I had to
deal end?
Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Or was this?
Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
We had a guy that sub least his unit, so
he lived in there. He put up some Mickey mouse
wall and he subdivided his single bedroom into three three
sections and he rented it out to the most slummiest
of the slum people.
Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
We had like.
Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
Criminal activity going on and they would be constantly breaking
into you know, cars, and it was just a nightmare.
And you know how tenant rights are, so, you know,
tenant heavy. So it was just a nightmare having to
deal with not only with all the issues, but the
community itself. You know, like you have people that are scared,
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and you know it's our job to you know, do
everything we can to ensure that that big get you
know what was accordingly, so that everyone feels safe to live.
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Yeah, obviously that's something that happens inside the house. I
was I was asking to get. I thought it was
just typically stuff that does make sense, though, Yeah, they
have to.
Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Leave the house at some point. They're terrorizing the community.
Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yeah. And then what was the most ridiculous request you've
gotten for something that somebody wanted to do.
Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
We had someone wanted to paint like their entire property
some crazy yellowish mustardy color.
Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
It was.
Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
It was extremely Yeah, and they were in the process
of doing it and we had to literally just stop
them literally.
Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
And did did they put up a fight? Like how
did that confrontation go?
Speaker 7 (01:23:28):
Yeah? They did put up a fight, you know, Like
it's kind of like you they didn't know the rules
and they say, well, it's my rules. They didn't know
the rules that they needed to get, you know, their
their color approved and all that, and they just started paint,
having their painters paint away, and and we had to
call into hearing and we we even had to skip
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like a violation because when when the act is you know,
in current process, we have to Yeah, we have to
do an immediate hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Mm hmm, very official, Greg saying everything is very efficial.
Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
But as Josh pointed out, before you buy the place,
you have to read the c No. I know, yeah,
I know, I know you do.
Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
I just I just wish that when we do call.
And we have called the Home Own Association a couple
of different times about problem households. Yeah, they never seem
to be responsible to that. But man, are they up
my ass about about a paper about a paver? Yeah
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
True that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Well, Josh, thank you so much man for time and
chatting with us about this. And uh, hey, I'm sure
your neighborhood is beautiful. You run a tight ship, reasonable, Josh,
thank you appreciate you listening. Yep, I mean calling in
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himself the president of his h o A board. Yeah,
I mean I still argue, you know, that it takes
a certain I think they get into any kind of
like politics, or there's certain venue security, like if you
work at a concert venue, it takes a certain person that
should be.
Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Our next defend yourself. Like when they come up to Woody,
I say, you can't stand here. You can stand one
inch to this direction exactly.
Speaker 9 (01:25:15):
I'll be hi.
Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Welcome back everybody in a Happy Friday to you.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
We are the Woody Show. A couple of the holidays
for today, September the twentieth man some delicious ones. It's
National fried Rice Day.
Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Oh yeah, I like that, sleep on top of it.
Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Also National caso Day. Problem the way, the best fried
rice is always in the places like the Benny Hanna
Tepanyaki places where they do it. They cook in front
of you. That's that's the best.
Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
Love that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Yeah, like that Panda fried rice not so good.
Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Very but you find a good hole in the wall
and they will serve you up right.
Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Yeah, yeah, you find a good hole anytime. Yah, that's
right right, you'll be happy. Yeah. National case o Day.
It's National string cheese Day, all right, Today's National punch Day.
And when we were talking about this, H Morgan had
the idea that it was like you got to punch bit.
She loves UFC so much that she thought it was
like a punch as in punch the pun. Yeah, like
(01:26:24):
just punch somebody right like this today you would just
go around and just be like, oh, hey, what's up. Yeah,
punch your mind in the vase. No, but it's punch
as in you know, fruit punch.
Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
Yeah, at a party.
Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
It's a National Tradesman Day, and it's National Prisoner of
War Missing an Action Recognition Day.
Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah. Also a little today in history menace today. In
nineteen ninety five, the US House voted to drop the
national speed limit. I would have thought that happened, wow,
years earlier.
Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
A national speed limit.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Yeah. This allows the states to decide their own speed limits.
Speed probably fifty different.
Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
Which is slow yea magaslov Oh god, I've been I
think the highest I've ever seen in America seventy five yeah,
which is a waste? Could it should be like one hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Anyway, So I was riding yesterday that the attorneys for
Jesse Smalllette remember him, Yeah, So he's the guy that
made up that whole like racial attack in Chicago Empire.
Speaker 6 (01:27:26):
Yeah, his career has been on fire ever since.
Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Yeah, well, he was in front of the Illinois Supreme
Court and he was hoping to overturn his conviction for
falsely reporting a hate crime. Found guilty of five counts,
and he argued that he paid I guess the prosecutors
had convinced everybody that he had paid these two brothers
the thirty five hundred bucks to stage that attack. And
(01:27:49):
he was sentenced to one hundred and fifty days in jail,
thirty months probation, order to pay over one hundred and
thirty thousand dollars in damages.
Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
But didn't he get like nine minutes in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
But he served only six days six days of that sentence,
and his legal team claims that he should not have
been tried a second time because the Cook County States
Attorney's Office originally dismissed the chargers in exchange for community service.
It's like, you know what, dude, you did six days? Yeah,
let it go. You can. The special prosecutor says, the
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little community service thing didn't prevent future charges, and if
the court, the Supreme Court here rules against him, he
has the option to appeal to the United States.
Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Do that we're not.
Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Yeah, how about how about if you don't win this time,
you have to go back and do the remaining one
hundred and forty six right yea.
Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
Remember the guys that attacked him quote unquote are from Nigeria,
so this didn't add up from jump. Yeah you know
they crime.
Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Yeah, Muscle Bimbola.
Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
And alabinjo Usandairo.
Speaker 6 (01:28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Why do you know that?
Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Looking at it?
Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Oh, I'm like my god, that's incredible.
Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
The other connection is they worked for them.
Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
Yeah, they were like Theresa.
Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Okay, see, I forget that. The one thing I always
remember about that case is that whenever he showed up,
he still had the news around his would as soon
as those guys were the the danger, the immediate danger
was gone. You wouldn't have taken that thing off. You
left it on there. Okay, loser, so dumb.
Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Farrell Williams criticizing celebrities. You guys who publicly share their
political views.
Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
You found respect for Farrell? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, he said that
famous people should just shut up about politics.
Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Farrell says celebrities shouldn't use their fame to influence voters
or promote political ideologies. He thinks there are better ways
for stars to make a difference because you had, like
you have all the different people coming out here always
Billy isl Phineas And then.
Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Yeah, Taylor did say something, you know, pretty it was
a good observation. She said, you don't it's not that
you don't like when musicians or celebrities say something political.
You don't like when they say something political that you
don't agree with.
Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
True, it's kind of it's also true, but like I
think either way either way, even if it's your camp.
Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
Yeah, let's all take a page from Dolly Parton's book exactly.
You're an entertainer, you're not a politician.
Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Yeah. What was her name, Anna Delta delv Yeah, so
rock and yeah. So she is on Dancing with the Stars. Really, yeah,
what was that?
Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
You didn't.
Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Dancing?
Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Did you ever watch Inventing a did?
Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
And it drove me crazy because that chicks accent was
in and out, in and out from Ozark. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
So for those people who don't know exactly who she
is and what the old scams.
Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
So she was a fake social lite in New York City,
and she was able to convince all these people who
are mega rich who are allegedly mega smart to give
her money like constantly to I don't know, cater to
her lifestyle. And they were going to give her like
this major loan. I forgot how big it was, maybe
(01:31:17):
like fifty million dollars or something like that to make
an art gallery in New York City. And she would
do on yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Like hotels into getting free.
Speaker 10 (01:31:26):
Style major scam artist, a high society con artist.
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
And she's on dancing with the stock.
Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
This is America convicted anyway. So she's wearing an ankle monitor. Yes,
it's awesome. Is it been dazzled? I mean it's a
good question.
Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
I guess can you get him wet? How do you
shower with what?
Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Yeah? You can, probably you can.
Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Oh okay, I think it was dazzled.
Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Oh has to go with alphit.
Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
She says she has to wear the ankle monitor because
she overstayed her visa.
Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
Yeah, my friend got an ankle monitor.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
She be dazzled her. Yeah, movie based on the video
game to Sim is coming Amazon MGM Studios reportedly working
on an adaptation of the game. That game, by the way,
is pretty open end and since the Sims is a
life simulation, you know, players, you create these virtual people, right,
there's no ending. Yeah, and so that's I mean pretty broad.
The movie's incorporated. I'm co produced by Margo Robbie's company,
(01:32:19):
Lucky Chap and I mean she did a good job
with Barbie. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
Right, so you can hack the sims where you have
sex with each other, where you like get naked like legitim.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
I'm sure that's not officially endorsed by the SIMS.
Speaker 9 (01:32:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
The plotline, by the way, under wraps. And the release
date has not been chosen. I don't know if I'm
gonna see that. Pixars Inside Out Too has a streaming
release date. It's gonna hit Disney Plus on the twenty fifth,
all right, so that's coming up here very very soon.
Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
I liked it better than the first one.
Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yep is the highest grossing film of the year one
point six billion worldwide. Inside Out to also the first
animated feature to gross over a billion dollars overseas. And
here I'll talk about this. I know that Menace will
be interested in this. There was a whole big article
written about festivals music festivals and twenty twenty four, I
(01:33:18):
guess is starting to be known as the year that
the music festival died because there's too many, and it's
not just America. Over sixty music festivals were canceled in
the UK this year alone. They also pointed to Burning
Man didn't sell it for the first time in over
a decade, Coachella wasn't sold out even solid decline. Coach
All saw it fifteen percent wow decline. The reasons high
(01:33:42):
ticket prices and oversaturation just too many festivals. Also, demand
is dropping. Teenagers and early twenty somethings lacked the same
enthusiasm for festivals and previous generations the research funding the
members of gen Z. I mean, overall, they're very different
than previous generations. They're drinking let alcohol, they're having less sex, right,
they're doing fewer drugs, they're having less sex, and they're
(01:34:04):
also just less social.
Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
They're more isolated, leaving the house less.
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Yeah, so like the idea of maybe a music festival
would be just completely over traumatized. It's also really expensive.
I mean, how many people at that age can afford
it right now. Live Nation also says that artists are
just not prioritizing doing these festivals. They're doing their own
tours because they're making way more money doing the tours,
although for some of the bigger festivals they will weigh overpay.
(01:34:30):
If you're a bigger band, they're gonna way overpay for
that bigger band. Yeah, yeah, just to get them because
there's so many there's so much competition for the different festivals.
Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
But yeah, we're gonna see, like the the legacy festivals
are going to be the ones that are gonna be lasting,
like your Lapalooza Coach, your Coachella's and like all these
ones that have popped up over the years, they're just
gonna fall off.
Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Yeah, because everybody just decided, like especially after COVID, because
all the reports where all these people had all this money,
yeah that they were sitting on because they had been
able to do anything for a couple of years. Everybody
was dying to get out and go do things and
experience things, and so all these festivals popped up.
Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
But also shout out Austin City Limits. It's a great
shout out.
Speaker 12 (01:35:13):
The week.
Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Check in and see what the birthday situation is for
your Friday morning show. We're gonna it's Shivers Day. We're
gonna sit like it's shivery, and you know.
Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
We don't do.
Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Starting with the celebrities. It's a happy birthday situation for
George R. R. Martin, author of Game of Thrones, seventy
six years old. Today he got Gary Cole, who is
Lumberg and Office Space. Ken Davidson on Veep. If you
watch that.
Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
Show the best, it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
I like v you would love vis.
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Hilarious, it's smart, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
That's another one I have never watched, and I like
you'd love it. I love Alane Yeah, and you I
love a Lane whatever real name is, Yeah, whatever, Alaine Benz.
She's really evil in it. Gary Cole is sixty eight.
You got Kristin Johnson Johnston. It was on Yeah, Third Rock.
She was Sally on Third Rock. She was also in
(01:36:13):
Austin Powers Too. She was a Vona hump a lot. Yes, John,
I'm sorry. She's fifty seven. John Berenthal, Shane on The
Walking Dead, Frank Castle on The Punisher forty eight Today,
Spencer Locke from the Resident Evil movies and also Insidious
thirty three. Today, you got Sammy hen Ratty who was
(01:36:35):
on Shameless. Now she's in Yellow Jackets. Oh okay, I
think I know where Sammy Henratty.
Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
Have you watched Shameless?
Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
I watched the first I tried the first season.
Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
I watched season one, and then I thought going.
Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Anywhere because I really like William H.
Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
Mason rules.
Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
Let's get yellow jackets. I've heard amazing things about us.
Never sat down to watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Sammy Henratty is twenty nine years old. You know Bettencourt
from the band Extreme There more than Words?
Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Do we have Brandy sing more than Words?
Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Yeah yeah, he crushed it fifty eight years old, and
then John Eastdale from Drama Rama their singer sixty three.
Your porno birthday today is Daisy Lee and she has
been plowed more than a farmers field. Two hundred and
sixty five fine films on her resume including Airport Sex.
Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
Shovel, Sex shovel, shu all right, shuttle, he said shovel too,
what's a I think I said?
Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
I think I said shuffle. I heard airport sex shuttle, Shuttle, shuttle, Yeah,
just catch the sex shuttle.
Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
She was in fairy Tale Strip Show Volume one for
the kids. Also Customer gets Steamy Taxi Massage. She was
Filled with Your Love Volume one. Also whore of Halloween,
Greg she was in four on one Lesbian Gang Bangs. Yes,
and who can forget one of your unforgettable I'm sorry,
one of your favorite movies and her unfrigeted Borland les
(01:38:06):
girls lick in the New Year. They don't bring it in,
they they'll lick it in. That is a Daisy Lee
who is twenty seven years old today. And that is
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Friday morning look at what's happening around the world of
entertainment here on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a
quick break. More Wooden shows next, hang on.
Speaker 9 (01:38:27):
Just kick your feet up on the dashboards. Back in
a few The Woody Show. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's gonna do it for
the week. It is time, yeah to weekend fall quick
Friday podcast. It's waiting for you to go to the
Woodieshow dot Com Fail Stories also tales from Jail Fleece Johnson,
Little Wit and how again does he walking the streets?
(01:38:57):
This guy spend those time in and was bad in
prison and somehow made it out. Also with all that
conversation about phones, and you know, Greg's talking about how
he doesn't like it, doesn't trust it, when you know,
if he's at home with Mario and the phones on
vibrate or silent, he doesn't like it, don't trust it.
(01:39:18):
Some other phone behaviors that could destroy your relationship that
was covered on the show this morning, plus some of
the trending news headlines. It's all there Friday podcast. Just
check out The Woody Show dot Com. Coming up for
you on Monday the weekend. Cheers and jeers. I'm sure
we're gonna have a lot to share from the iHeartRadio
Music Festival here in Vegas this weekend, Tonight and tomorrow night.
(01:39:40):
You can watch everything the performances, backstage interviews are more
streaming on Hulu, so make sure you check that out.
We'll have some recap of that and radio's most immature
game guests, Who's Gas Monday here on The Woody Show.
Anything you want to leave for us over the weekend
you could do on the after hours Voice. Eight seven
(01:40:01):
seven forty four Woody is the number as eight seven
seven forty four Woody or I find us on social media.
You'll see a lot of stuff posted from us all
weekend long on the social media platform of your choice.
Look for us at the Woody Show. Yeah all right,
Greg Gory, get us out of here with some parting
words of wisdom, please.
Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
Yeah, friends talk about the weather, best friends talk about poop.
As proof right here on this very show, almost daily call.
It started with my confession earlier in the week that
first time in my adult life, I craped my pants.
Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Yeah, and then Sammy and I had to get in
on the act.
Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Yeah, we're surrounded by pants pooper.
Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Also talked about trying to cover up the smell on airplanes. Yeah,
I mean so it came up a couple different times. Yeah,
you're right, and that just proves that what close friends
we are. Thanks right, all right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory. Thank you so much for giving the Woody
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend, s MD double m bye,
(01:41:05):
a great Friday.
Speaker 6 (01:41:06):
You mother,
Speaker dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener
discretion is advise, that's not all.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show is the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody, any
coming at you from fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. Hello, home
of the iHeartRadio Music Festival twenty twenty four tonight and
tomorrow night. We are the Woody Show you. Good morning everybody,
(01:01):
And hey, guess what today is? Friday. That's what I'm saying.
It's gonna be a busy weekend for us. But hey,
we are happy to be going to bed tonight at
the time we normally get ups. That's gonna be a party, man,
(01:21):
Woodie great, All right, menace, there's Gina grad Hey Sea
Bass here, we got Sammy Fort, Caroline Morgan Vaughn and
our VIP guests. That would be you. Welcome to Friday.
It's the Woody Show. All yes, official, It's Friday. Whatever
(01:42):
we gonna do to get through the morning and the
weekend as quickly as possible, that is what's happening boots
on the ground here in Vegas iHeartRadio Music Festival tonight,
and you can watch it on Hulu fun, you know. So,
uh yeah, watch all the performances, watch the backstage interviews.
It's all on a streaming partner, complete lineup. Everything you
want to know about just call to iHeartRadio dot com
(02:04):
slash Festival. So that's pretty much what our weekends about.
Normally we go around and say, hey, what's everybody got
going on this weekend? Yeah, but I can tell you
what's happening on the show this morning. Got the Friday
fail stories and uh also some of I'm a meeting
to uh to bring up here and it's really kind
of like a Wheel of Topics type of thing, but
we're gonna do that. Plus Tales from Jail.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We did this segment once before where Sea Bass we
had him post something online saying, Hey, anybody who's been
to jail, it's got some good stories. Uh calls up
and so he was like interviewing those different people and
talking to him about all kind of crazy stuff that
was happening. Well, today it's a it's another round of
Tales from Jail, but it's this one particular dude who
Sea Bass is going to introduce us to. And he
(02:47):
said he's like one of the craziest people that I
mean that that sea bass is aware of. So you
gotta imagine like that's a yeah, that's that's quite the scale.
So we got that, we got some of the trending
news headlines. I got entertainment stuff for your birthday's porn
of birthday, and like I mentioned, anything we can do
to make this morning fly by and get in the weekend,
we're doing it this morning here on the Woody Show.
(03:09):
How about some Woody show. Did you know, okay, all right,
football college football tomorrow, NFL on Sunday. Did you know
that one cow hide can produce up to twenty footballs? Really?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I would have thought more.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So that means that around three thousand cow hides are
used each year just for the NFL football.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I think, do you think cows are grect twenty football's
for a cow?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I would have thought more.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
And don't they call it pigskin?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah? What about the piggies?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, they called the piggs, but it's not it's not
thought buyers.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
One cow could do like two cars or something like
leather seats or something.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Now I know led Zeppelin four, So that's the album
The Head Stairway to Heaven and you know Black Dog
Misty Mountain Hops, ceter. It is the fifth best selling
album in US history twenty four million copies old. But
it was never number one on the chart. It peaked
at number two.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's really weird. It's also weirre when you hear about oh,
so and so has never won a Grammy totally, but
then you hear like one, yeah, yeah, But then you
hear like little Pasha has one? Oh yeah. Did you
know the MGM lion is buried in New Jersey on
the front lawn of the guy who trained him. Really yeah,
(04:27):
just a spot in the yard of the dude's houses
in Gillette, New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
The lion's name was Slats. He passed away. Yeah, he
passed away in nineteen thirty six, Slats at the ripe
old age of seventeen.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Wow, that's it.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Yep, he's mega famous.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, I don't know what's what's the average lifespan of
a lion?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I don't know. I know chimps though, just as long
as a human. It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
It's about fifteen to sixteen years for a female, but
only eight to test see for a male. Shorter than
that is the wild I'm sure this one is.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's why it lived to seventeen.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
That's see, I learned about cows and now lying lions.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
To make a football.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
By the way, this is the official stat. This comes
up from time to time of the show. We get
his stories about people acting full on an airplane. They
try to open the door. We go, dude, you're not
able to open the door. So here's the official stat.
Airplane emergency exit doors are basically impossible to open mid
flight due to the pressurization. It would take twenty four
(05:33):
thousand pounds of force to open that door. So good luck. Yeah,
you're not gonna be able to do that, he man.
Good Also, when Disneyland first opened, did you know they
had a lingerie shop on Main Street? Yeah, it lasted
less than six months. I mean, people were probably really
uncomfortable with Croo's panties were doing. But they had like
a really yeah, had like really really cute mini mouse
(05:55):
on it.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
But I think they would make a killing today with that.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Also, they had the original logo for a really long
time for Starbucks. Now, if you google the original logo
for Starbucks, it's quite revealing.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
What do you mean she had boobs?
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Right?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Disney on that the original logo.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
The original logo for the Starbucks Downtown. I mean the
Starbucks Downtown had the original Starbucks logo.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Like Downtown Disney, Yeah, saying dangling out and proud.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I was like, oh, that's interesting, they just recently changed it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And what he showed digital new research shows that drinking
water won't do much to prevent or alleviate your hangover.
I don't believe that. It might feel like it helps,
but hangovers are not dehydration, their oxidative stress and an
inflament inflammatory response.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
That's why I drink chocolate milk.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Is that what you're drink?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And that makes it, That makes it feel better.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Has anybody ever tried those ivs?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Like, I have club friends and they swear by it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Really.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, I just had an idea. You drink chocolate milk
for a hangover. I bet Menace has lots of these
little remedies, and we should call them medaicins medicine.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I believe, I have a time. Yeah, I believe in
little medacind That sounds like medication you would use like
Western menacen crabs cra medicin.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yeah, crabs, try here, you got grabs, Try chocolate milk
four Woody Text us over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Check in with us Friday, check ins? Who you are?
Where around town? You're listening to the Woody Show this morning?
What are your weekend plans? What are you up to?
Anyone or anything you'd like to have us mentioned? Just
kick that text over to two to nine eight seven.
Quick break More Friday. Woody Show is next.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Hang on they show. He'll be right back. Meanwhile, mass
will continuous. Then let's search for the perfect week. Yeah,
I'm hair flex.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Sorry, I'm in hair system.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That's not my scalp.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
The what do you show?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Reserve?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
What's aub everybody? It's Menace Wittier.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
Myself and Bort are gonna be in Whittier Tuesday, September
twenty fourth, from two to four pm doing a bunch
of giveaways at California Fish Grill in Whittier. We're talking
about theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show merch in
more again September twenty fourth, from two to four pm.
Come hang out with us in the meantime. Keep enjoining
(08:27):
the Woody Show. Podcast, and we are.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Into another new hour, yeah, being sensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It is Friday morning. It's the first
night of the iHeart Radio Music Festivals, and you can
watch it on Hulu tonight and it's gonna be all
the performance. It's also all the backstage stuff, so you
can you can check that out. It's Friday morning. It's
(08:54):
September twentieth, twenty twenty four. Whaty that's great, gory Hei,
there is menace. Hi, Sea Mass is here. We've got
Sammy and Gina Grad who is attending her very first
ever iHeartRadio Music festival. Ye wait here in Vegas. We're
gonna have to, Yeah, you have to. Yeah. No, she
(09:14):
wants to, Yeah, she wants to. Craig loves to wait.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
You know, waiting's fun, Yeah, while anticipation is half the fluft.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So we got a lot going on for you, of course,
trying to get to the morning and the weekend as
quickly as you can. Phones are open eight seven seven.
You can also hit us up with the text over
to two to nine, eight seven, And we're gonna start
this hour with your Friday fail stories. All right, ladies
(10:19):
and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your
Friday fail. Sure, all the people thought to have the
perfect plan, a plan that could never go wrong, went
somewhere along the line. It went from being a great idea,
the one big stake in megaburgh ultra.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
We don't have the home field avenge? Yeah, okay, So
I mean I didn't get my breath until I think
I pushed a little bit, So that guy was definitely
off there, didn't have enough juice. I did notice that
Menace was looking down and then he kind of like
popped up, like somebody who was just woking up. So
I think maybe he kind of came in a little bit.
(11:13):
You know, it wasn't our best, but it wasn't our worst.
Kind of a fail. It was kind of a fail
a briefectly. Well sorry with this one. It's about this
woman named Larissa. She got the news that her father
had gotten engaged and she was psyched about it. All right,
the wedding was coming up, and so she booked her
flight and so this was going to be in May,
(11:35):
and so May comes around. Larissa goes to the airport,
boarded her flight, and she was off and it wasn't
until she was halfway to England where the wedding was
to be held, that she went through her messages and
realized that the wedding was for May of twenty twenty five,
oh not May of twenty twenty four. So she ended
up flying seventeen hundred miles for nothing. Or it's like
(11:56):
Greg's parents, they do those practice trips to the airport,
not the drive.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
But yeah, sales failed. And I think I told you
if I was born a girl up, my name was
going to be Larissa. Oh really yeah, a little fun
fat Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Did we know that Larissa Golry?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Did she not like check the hotel or the.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Any contact with her own? This is her own, this
is his next level r worthy, Yeah, this is this
is uh what's the word concerning? She's got a problem.
Speaker 10 (12:27):
Maybe yeah, take away her bank access.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
She's a conservator and maybe call your family every once
in a while.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Another failed story, this one from New Hampshire where this
Navy guy named C. J. Clark was doing some skydiving
and ended up getting stuck in a tree and he
needed rescued. The firefighters came out and they got him down.
Here's AJ talking about the rescue.
Speaker 12 (12:48):
I was out at a distance where I couldn't make
it back, so I decided I'm gonna have to land
somewhere else. I was expecting the cannoby to you know,
dives a little bit more, get lower, and it just
was not.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It was pushing me like I might be going into
these tree.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
So I was like, let me brace the landing, and
I just hugged the tree and I stayed there. No
matter what I'm going through, I like to say positive,
positive thoughts, a joke here and there, because I'm good.
I'm alive, so I'm thankful.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
To be alive.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yep, Wow, yep.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But I expect better as someone who's in the Navy,
like you know, I would expect them to know how
to do stuff like Scott, especially for doing that on
your own.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
The only time I went skydiving, it was a tandem jump,
so I mean, you know, I had another dude strapped
to my back rag, which which is like you know
every Friday for Greg. But and it was and it
was awesome. I mean, I love Scott.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Opp Would you do it again?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No? Because I did it and I survived.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
You're good.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, I've experienced it. The free fall was the best
and my recommendation would be to do the tandem thing,
no matter how uncomfortable you think it might be to
somebody first time.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, you could do a static line jump by yourself,
but you're tethered to the plane, so once the roper
whatever runs out, it pulls the shootout. Actually, but you
don't get that free fall. Yeah, and that's the best.
Speaker 10 (14:01):
Can't you just lie and say, yeah, I skydd a
bunch of ye smart and.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Then you too could be featured in a fail store.
That's right. Here's what about this guy? He was visiting
Yellowstone National Park. He spotted a bison. You guys, it
was pretty close. He wanted to get closer, so he
decided to approach it, and once he got close enough,
he started harassing it. Then he kicked it. But in
the end, guess who won the bison which fought back
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and attacked him. The guy had to be rushed to
the hospital, and after they fixed him up, he was
arrested and hauled off to Fail Jail, facing a bunch
of charges including disorder the conduct, approaching, disturbing wildlife, and
being under the influence of alcohol to a degree that
may endanger oneself. Dumbass, Hey sailed, I don't think I
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don't think I would tempt faith there.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, he kicked a bison, Like, would you even come
get him at that point?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
And finally one of my favorite stories, here's this story
from police in Indiana who clocked a Mustang going eighty
four and fifty five I mean whatever and uh and
tried to pull the driver over, but they took off
led him on a high speed chase. It speeds over
one hundred mile an hour. The chase ended when the
driver hit a curb. They moved into arrest him. He fought,
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so they wrestled him to the ground and they tased him,
which I loved. But here's the best part. After they
had him in custody, he started bragging about it and
told a cop that he saw his speedometer hit one seventy.
Oh geees, yes, no, dude, I hit one seventy.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Now they haven't said that's true or not, but he
get expected to come about to come out in court.
He was arrested for criminal mischief, criminal recklessness, and resisting arrest.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Idiots sailed, if he really did hit one seventy, that
makes him so cool?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Yes, date him?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, get in line. Yeah, so every other check. Those
are your Friday fail stories. Everybody riggle jiggle the handle,
and that Happy Friday to everybody. Yeah, it is the
Woody Show, and we've got a couple of things. And
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there was a there was a conversation. I'm see. This
is where I always have the biggest problem with memory. Yeah,
this is where my memory fails me. Like, I know,
we had a conversation about something, but I don't remember
how we got into it, all right. I think it
was when Greg was talking about how he thinks it's
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okay when he thinks it's weird if he and Mario
are hanging out, they're both at home together and you
have the phone on vibrator silent. I find that very
sty because I.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Always have my phone on silent.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think it's right. Yeah, it makes me sad. It
makes me worri sad.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
That's odd paranoia.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
If you're if you're being lasers on the couch and
you're watching the newest episode of Tulsa King.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Right, you don't want to be disturbed. But when I'm awake,
I have my phone on sound or whatever. The opposite
of vibrate is when I take a nap, I'll put
it on vibrate.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
But how does Mario feel about your text? Like I'd
be like, will you just stop? Even have my phone on?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, like my own notifications don't bother us. The only
notifications I yet are phone calls and text messages. I
like all the other apps everything else, like email, like,
that's all off. The only time you actually hear my
phone would probably be if the alarm is going off.
So we have a coworker who I swear. I was like,
is there something wrong with your phone? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, that's just because anytime somebody tagged them in a
social media post or like an email came in like
they had all the notes, like whatever they had, every
notification was absolutely not hell to the no.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
But yeah, I find it just odd, like your husband
and wife sitting there and the wife's phone vibrates. I
would say, honey, why is your phone on silent?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Because I don't want to be annoying.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, I just find it odd.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Do you have each other's passwords? Can you unlock each
other's phones?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And that's that's what I wanted to get into because
I have some phone habits that can kill a relationship,
it might be dying because I know we were just
we were just talking about that. Yeah. One thing that's
kind of caused like a question mark in my home
is the fact that I have that U screen protector.
Oh yeah, you can't read this on my phone, So
if you're sitting next to me, you can't just look
over and read my text or read my see all
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that porn. Yeah, I no, that's in the privacy of
my own bedroom. Break No. But like, and it wasn't
for I didn't buy it for my wife. I bought
it because of my kids. My kids are at the
age where, you know, you can't talk even in code anymore,
because they know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
You can't spell it out.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And there's certain things it's like, you know, I'm having
a conversation with somebody like this, this is none of
your business, Like I shouldn't, like, you know, have to
go hide somewhere in my own home just to have
a conversation. So it's to keep the eyes away from
prying teenagers. I told my wife, I like, I don't
care what you see. I'll I'll handle the phone. She
can get in my phone. Yeah, there's there's no password
that she doesn't have right should get into And some
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people think that's weird. But this is a follow up
because according to marriage counselors, privacy in a relationship that's
a good thing, Like you don't need to tell each
other everything, but make sure privacy doesn't turn into secrecy.
Right that said, these are the phone habits they say
can kill a relationship. Number one is not sharing passwords,
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like you either trust each other or you don't give
him your password. Also, don't act like it's crazy to
want to know your password.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I just got his password so because he sets a
backup alarm in the morning, and I get into it
so I can turn it off. Otherwise he doesn't have
mine and I've never had his.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Like I wouldn't care if I didn't have hers, like
I wouldn't I wouldn'tist, I wouldn't insist that I had
it if for whatever reason, let's just say I didn't
have it already, and I said to her, like, hey,
I need your phone for Why that I would think
was kind of weird, right, Why would you? Why are
you weirded out by? Maybe I need to like, my
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phone's not here right now? Maybe's together room. I just
need to look at something real good or this has
happened before. I'm trying to find my phone. I want
to use that find my Yes, like I know, I
just put it down somewhere where the hell is it?
Also because you're my property, I mean, yeah, I own you.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, and I own that phone.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
And the reasoning by the way here this is this
is from the the marriage counselor is this is not
my opinion. We're just discussing all of it. Number two,
Hiding your phone, Like if you tuck it away when
you go take a shower, that might seem suspicious.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
That would be weird.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I bring my phone in the shower in the anyhow, Yeah,
because I have music on it and Joe Joe material
and yeah, and not on Joe in the shower.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Wait, your phone is that waterproof?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well, I don't have it sitting in the water. It's
off to the side.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Are pretty much water.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
I don't trust it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But like I sit up on this ledge and it's
not it's not in the stream in the water.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Different.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, And I put on like you know, some like
eighties or nineties like playlist right, and I'm jamming out
I'm spreading my a hole.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I break my.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
Phone with me into the bathroom and I shower and
I live alone.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's just a habit. Yeah, well yeah, but I'm saying,
like I'm not hiding it's not for the point of
hiding it or whatever. Phone habits that can kill our relationship.
Keeping your phone face down on the table, I'm guilty
of this.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
I do this all the time because I think it's
rude to have your phone face up while you're having dinner.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Or Okay, well I would agree with huh, I agree
with that, And that's why the phone's more important. Yes,
And that's why I started putting it face down so
you wouldn't even see something come through. But then I
saw a series of these videos. It kept popping up
a lot on social media where this guy was making
arment that even having the phone out at all sends
the same message of what Greg saying, put the phone
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in your pocket. And I found myself even saying that
to my son because of his phone, like he'll be
just like now holding it. I go, no, put it away.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Your comfort blanket, like we're at the.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Dinner table or whatever. Like I'm trying to have a
conversation orre like we're just trying to you know, sit
and have a meals, it in your pocket, put it away.
That's true. Yeah, so it's not enough for face down,
but they say it seems like you're afraid they're gonna,
you know, someone's going to see a text come through.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Yeah, Sammy puts her phone face down a lot, and
I always thought that was kind of sucks.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Really, it's always it always just is, and it's the
same thing because I don't want to get distracted by it.
Even if I'm at work or wherever, if I see
something pop up, then I might get distracted, and.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I don't want to do She doesn't want you reading
her stuff. I don't want to reading.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah, the easiest to read would be Gregg's, but I
never read it.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Phone habits that can kill a relationship keeping like turning
your phone away from people while you're using it, like
you're trying to hide what you're typing.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Or having a screen protector thing, which.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Is great man. By the way, my son was like
those things were expensive, Like, dude, I bought there were
two of them that came in the pack and it
was like nine bucks. I don't worry yeah, don't worry
about it. Yeah, quickly closing an app or locking your
phone when somebody walks by. Again, what are you hiding? Yeah,
phone habits that can kill a relationship, being hot and
cold about letting them use it, like it's all or nothing.
(23:00):
They have access to your phone or they don't. Yeah,
like I buy it, why would it be like sometimes
they can use it, sometimes can't.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
If you have a sensitive occupation like doctor, lawyer, where
you're dealing with people's private information.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Then you should have a work phone a.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Phone.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah yeah, I mean I know people while now it's
on the phones you can get multiple lines on the
same phone.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Oh really Yeah, yeah, you have numbers, internal chip and
then the.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
I would mix that stuff up every second.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I will tell you which line is coming into that.
But still you don't want that.
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Like, oh I got to allow got them to this
sim and onto this server before you hand your spouse
the phone. Yeah, so I think just become a doctor, lawyer,
law enforcement.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I can't give it. I have a question because I
clearly don't have a job that would fall under one
of those things. But for anybody out there who's either
a doctor, lawyer, dealing a sense of information, or you're
married to somebody. You guys talk about that stuff, right,
like if it's just you and your partner, Like because
you're talking about your day of what you've got.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
We get texts from people who's like, I was a
nurse and so and so came in with blah blah blah,
Like we you shouldn't be telling us that violation.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, but I'm talking like somebody like, uh, I guess
more like lawyer, yeah, or therapist. That's okay, Okay, here's
a question therapists, if you are a therapist or you're
married to one, do they And this is just for
our own curiosity with like, uh, we won't tell. Yeah,
we're not even if you text in. I'm not even
(24:39):
gonna mention it area code or whatever you call it
or text in from. I'm just curious if you are
a therapist or married to a therapist, do you share stories. Oh,
you'll never believe what happened today when Sammy came in
and I told me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
like your regular Yeah, it comes.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Just yeah, curb your enthusiasms and theespranos and the speranos
that's true. I was gonna say the curb one was
on the very front of my mind.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
I just watched it because because Tony's therapist tells her therapist,
she shouldn't be telling him.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Let's change the subject. Yeah, I would love. I would
love to hear stories from therapists. The roommate was I
would totally ask, how is your day of work today?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Let's hear what you need to unload?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I had a roommate. He was a bank teller, and
if there were any customers at the bank that I knew,
he would be like, do you want to know how
much money my wife?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
My ex wife was a bank teller, and it used
to be really easy for any of the tellers just
to look up anybody's information. But I think they changed
the system. They can't do that.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Banks too, and they would do that all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
They try to look up celebrities names. Yeah, just to
see who's in the system. Oh, I didn't know there
was like one central. Yeah, if you worked for like
a like a big bank, I'm sure they did change
it upgraded where they could see who's like trying to
look at different accounts, because now that's why they do
it like if you ever go into a bank and
you use a teller, they have you put your debit
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card into the machine and put your pin in that way,
it gives them access. You can't just like oh this
is your name, okay and go into your account.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah. And then finally phone habits that can kill our relationships.
Suddenly being highly protective of your phone. So all was like,
you know, nobody sees it, nobody, like you know, you're
nobody can use it. Yeah, I don't like that. I'm
a drug dealer.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
And then number one marriage killer keeping it on silent
you know.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Is hardcore.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
I'm going to put it on the loudest mister irritating
song right now.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah. Have you ever been like burned by somebody like that? Like,
where where did that come from?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
You know, it was just an observation I made the
other like other week or so, I thought, well, there's
your phone on silentce it's odd. It's very odd to you.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But like the but did you ever have somebody who
was like hiding something like that from you?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Not that I know of.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
We're really good at it.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, I mean that's as people that have you been cheated?
And I go if they if I was, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah they did a great job. The reason why my
phone is always on silence because we work on air.
I've always had a job on the air, and I
am so terrified it's going to make a noise while
we're doing this. I'd rather just leave it off always.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, not silent at work.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I've never understood like a speaking all my points, like
you know, a big deal things happen or like we're
in a live environment type of thing, and why, you know,
why do people freak out so much? I'm gonna say,
like you don't want to ring constantly?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
But if yeah, people, Oh what.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Do I do on professional?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Greg yeah, well yeah, this is very highly professional what
we do here. Yeah. Sure, we're gonna take a quick
break eight seven seven forty four. He hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
All right, well now we know how to behave with
our phones and a lot of stuff like this goes with
(27:57):
the whole cheating comedy. What is what is not cheating?
What is okay to the phone? What is not okay
with the phone? If you have a conversation with your
partner and you kind of have an idea of where
they're at using that information alone. If you wouldn't do
it or say it right in front of that person,
it's probably not a great idea if you value your relationship,
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but other people just can't be told one way or
the other. And then a dec that's that, I don't
want to fight over the phone, now, you know what
a dumb thing like. If you want to, you can
go through my phone all day. I can promise you
you're not going to find anything in there that I
haven't told you about or that I wouldn't tell you about,
you know, And quite frankly, yeah, quite frankly, it is
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concerning if people are like, you know, hammering on it,
like no, I need to know, and you're fighting, going no,
you're not going to get it out. And I understand that
some people are like, well, why don't you trust me?
And so therefore they dig their heels on that app
whatever sounds fun, sounds like a lot of fun. While
people are just now discovering what dating profiles with six
six six mean. We've talked about this, the six six
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rule in the user name that chicks have. It refers
to men who are six foot tall, have six pack
abs and make over six figures, which we've talked about. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Bro, yeah, the delusion calculator, Yeah, delusion calculator.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
We can go in there and you can put it
in like all your preferences or whatever your parameters, and
it'll spit out just how many or what percentage of
men on Earth fit that, and uh yeah, there's six
six six rules. So a lot of chicks are having
a lot of fun putting that in their profiles and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Some women say they do it, you know, to help
them find the perfect man, but others are like, hey, yo,
it's just hurting your chances of finding level. Yeah, because
there's very few people out there that also you fit that.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
You can't put in salary and you can't put in
six pack in any dating app that I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
There of, but they're just putting it on their profile, right, Yeah,
to let you know you better come with this.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
They'll either think that that's what you're into or you're
a Satanist.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, either way, they're not.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
They're not going to hit you up anyway.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
And by the way, just not married man at least
six foot tall again minimum six foot, minimum hundred thousand
dollars a year between the ages of twenty five and
forty five.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
There is a one percent chance. So what you're saying,
there's a chance you should hold.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Out they're already married basically.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah. And then you put in there like a six
inch or more penis, well, then that's down to like
a point five And now can you can you in that? Delusiah.
I've never seen it in person. I've just heard you guys.
Speaker 10 (30:24):
It's just you give married or unmarried age, raise height and.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yeah, because it uses real date, actually.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Exclude obese called exclude you can't you can't.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Yeah, no, fact, now we're at point five to three percent,
say yeah, wow, yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Yeah, because it uses what is it?
Speaker 10 (30:42):
Just like demographic information this yeah, general stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Census All right? Uh, Sea Bass, I thought about you.
When I saw this, people were asked, would you ever
consider van life? Which Sea Bass lived in a van.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Here's the problem is that the van life people are
obnoxious as hell. These are people of the guy who
like they they live it to be Instagrammy.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, they have like little drapes and curtains and stuff.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
Do it to be hipster?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Right, Yeah, living and traveling in a converted van.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
I would totally do it.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Of the thirty thousand people they asked, thirty six percent
said yes, fifty two percent said no. The rest weren't sure.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh, half of the people under thirty like the idea.
Saint Paul also found forty four percent of us wouldn't
mind living in a tiny house nope, meaning living in
a five hundred square feet or less. Yeah, I wouldn't
be fun.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
I could do it.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I could do it for like for a weekend.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
Yeah, I would need some kind of garage or you
know something.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, works studio. My apartment right now is only six
hundred square feet.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
How different could it be than a one bedroom apartment?
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, ROAs I like it. So no, I understand because
I've told you, like when I go and I'm in
a hotel and I'm sitting there and I go, oh,
I could live there totally. Yeah, And I couldn't do it.
I don't think I could do it long term, but
I could. I could do it for like, you know,
probably six months.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Oh that's pretty long term.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah. Now that's if I'm by myself, right, if I'm
in that same space, with another person that doesn't matter. Yeah,
it doesn't know with like wife and kids. No, even
with just the wife, I can think there's just too much.
Yeah yeah, but not in a fun way. Yeah, bro, Yeah,
you know what I mean. Like it's just like, yeah, person,
you can't get out of each other. Talk about that.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
I think there's like a British couple that's on the
year round cruise yea.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And they're a tiny little cruise thing.
Speaker 10 (32:25):
No, a cruise room, which or if you don't know,
are smaller than any hotel room.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Yeah, but you can at least just get out of
either one. How many blocks city blocks long?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, exactly, you can get out of that.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
That's just fun.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's just for the sleeping. But that's where everything's happening.
Is like on a cruise, you're going to the dining
room to eat, and you're going to they're whatever for
your entertainment. Everything's just there.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Chilling in the room.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I love cruises.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Eighteen seven seven forty four. What he texts us over
to two to nine eight seven would you ever consider
van life? Text yes or no? Over to two to
ninety seven, will be right back.
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I like that.
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(34:01):
Camila Cabello, You got Big Sean, Keith urb and Thomas Rhett,
New Kids on the Block, Shaboozie, Victoria Mone. I mean
it's a big it's a rock, pop, hip hop, country
everybody together on one stage over two nights and you
can watch it on Hulu. You can stream it on Hulu.
(34:22):
And we're here like we're always very busy for this
iHeart Radio Music Festival. But coming up now, Vegas is
a place you can get in a lot of trouble.
But coming up some tails from jail. Oh damn, we're
Sea Bass. We've we've done this segment before where he
was talking to a bunch of different people about their
time in jail and different things that happened.
Speaker 10 (34:41):
That would be a good show. A good reality show
would be like the last Biggest p D Drunk Tank.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah, oh god, that'd be cool.
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Yeah, because I'm sure they would be down for it.
Yeah why not, because you know they're not, because you
get so many people will come for a weekend and
catch a charge.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Well there is one simply called Jill. Yeah, yeah,
I think they do Vegas.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Well that's basically what And you know Virgion Hotel that's
right by the Las Vegas Airport that used to be
the hard Rock Hotel and they used to have a
reality show around the pool parties there and that was
basically what you're talking about.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
It was basically from the point of view of the
security guards, and it was just people getting day drunk,
tossed out fights.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Anybody here have been arrested. Oh yeah, you got arrest
I've been arrested.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:22):
She mounted to some cross crossing guards to some immigration.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Yeah, I was crossing the border. I got put in
the drunk tank, but I didn't like go to jail
or anything.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
They read your right, remained silent.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
I was blacked out when I got around it, and
I came to, like sitting there in handcuffs, and I
was like, this isn't good. My friends could probably tell you.
I don't think so. They were just like, all right,
you're coming with us.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Uh, yeah, I've been arrested.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
They read me right, Yeah, but what was that for.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
I got in a fight and then yeah, and then
the see called the cops on me. Well his dad
was a cop too, But luckily my friend's videotaped it
and it was self defense, so I didn't get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Gina, you ever been arrested me? Neither, No, you have
only gotten I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
I'm obsessed with jail shows. I'm obsessed with lock up,
scared straight, all of it. And I think if I
ever got arrested, i'd never watch that again. I'd be
like because to me, it's still kind of it's so separate.
It's entertainment, but it wouldn't be if I knew.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
What it was like, I wouldn't last.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah. When I went to one of those boarding schools,
the one that I was at in in Alabama, they
took us to an Alabama state prison.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
They tried to scarey straight.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, I mean it was just like, uh, yeah, I
think I think it was a scared straight thing. Either
that it was just a regular field trip. I don't know,
did you go to a field trip a prison? Yeah? Anyway,
so we went there and they had chain gangs at
this prison. Again, this is Alabama, this is like yeah,
I mean, we drove for like two hours to get
to this prison and we left from right around the
(36:59):
Hunts Fill area. I don't even know where the hell
we ended up going, but anyway, Yeah, the guys were like,
you know, yelling at you and stuff like that, but
they're showing you, like all these things that they had confiscated,
all the ships and stuff, shanks and you know all
these different things, what what prison is really like, and
you you go in there and you see the cells.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
And I mean I would like to do that. Yeah,
but I.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Mean it was cool because you're the thing. I'd never
been arrested, you know. I got in trouble as a kid,
but like nothing that got me arrested. I mean, he
should have been arrested. Yeah, you say that.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
I don't know. There's something in between because what he
said he was an angel. I didn't say I was
an angel, and Sea Bass says he what he was
a mob.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Has to be selling middle part. We did just gets.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
You don't just get sent there.
Speaker 10 (37:48):
To these boarding school slash prison games.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
There be something.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
But I was like, I never did drugs. I didn't
even have my first beer until I was like twenty
years old.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
Dude, Yeah, but drugs and alcoholic don't have to be involved.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
But I wasn't even doing That's my point. I think
a lot of people like Sam, well.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
You were more of a scammer.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
No, it wasn't a scammer because we we were just
like playing around in the woods and we didn't know
what the hell we were doing. All of a sudden,
the woods caught fire.
Speaker 10 (38:12):
Now we were playing around with the March of Dimes,
and all of a sudden we had money.
Speaker 8 (38:15):
All of a sudden, we were knocking doors collecting money.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
That happened once. That happened once. But it wasn't like.
It wasn't like we were running scams like that, breaking
and entering.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Yeah, and they yeah, and then he stole the answer keys,
so sold that. And then yeah, you said you cheated
at school, like.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
You never cheated at school. They were like remembers on
your hands. Obviously showed that. I didn't thank you. And
this is just the stuff he's let slip, Yeah slip.
I've shared everything.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
He used the pop kids air bubbles in their shoes
like rocks and girls.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah, well see degenerate.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, they're they're they're taking some stuff out of cut
af You dozen examples, it's not like just one one
off about the chocolate bars. Yeah, this is many, many examples. Yeah, no,
I understand. But I mean, when you're a kid, you
get into stuff, don't you.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Yeah, but weren't you?
Speaker 8 (39:10):
I mean I could be wrong, correct me if I'm wrong.
Weren't you sort of like a ring leader type of
like that's something you helped him out like that in
terms of the test.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Scores, like you were no, that's that's once. I was
at the boarding school and I was never directly doing
any of the stuff. I was like kind of helping plan.
I was an he was a second command. Yeah, yeah, okay,
you're nation well we were. So I was at this
boarding school, and uh, these kids are trying to figure out, like,
(39:38):
how do we get what we're going on on a
home visit? How do we get weed back on campus?
Because they would always search everybody and search all your
stuff when he came back through. And so I came
up with the idea because we're the middle of the woods,
and so I'm like, all right, they put you in
a cab from it was the Isn't organ the Redmond
Airport back to where the school was, and uh, I said,
(39:59):
once you get on the road, you know this turn
right before the school, there's a mile marker right there.
Have have it. Make it a shampoo bottle, yeah, put
the bottom, put this, yeah, put this stuff in there.
But then when you get to that whole thing, just
kind of throw it off, like out of the window.
And then so in the middle of the night they
would go and they'd retrieve it right at that mile
marker and they'd find it. So like, yeah, I came
(40:20):
up with that idea. That was my idea. I don't
I had never smoked weed, didn't touch we didn't even
see it, didn't even see it.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Just a problem solver by nature.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Yeah, it was just like, you know, I was so
mad about it. If he knew about a plausible deniability.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, well no, because I didn't want to be involved
in it, but I was excited about the idea of
helping plan it. I don't get my look, I was
an angel.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I never said I was an angel. Never said I
was an angel. But I mean, as kids, you never
got into anything.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Of course I did.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, of course, I mean everybody everybody does. Yeah, like
the the the air bubble thing on the on the shoes,
like on the Nike airs and stuff. That was kind
of like a like a two for flinching kind of thing,
you know, it was, but we were all like it
was a bunch of friends and we were all in
on the game. And so the whole thing is don't
get caught, right, So somebody would be like sit there
(41:08):
and talk to you and try to distract you while
somebody else like snuck up behind and took like a
big pen right into your Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I mean that's like an absolute bully a whole movie.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, that's so. It was our own friends.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
We weren't doing it to random kids. Whenever you people
retell these stories.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
It was one of our friends. No, it wasn't random kids.
It was like it was our group agreement. You have
a pair of those shoes. I did, Okay, I had
the agasy. Did they get popped? They did one time,
one one of the shoes.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Your mom loved that, Yeah, tell her not a waste
of money at all.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I didn't tell her. I still wore them. I still
wore them. But yeah, you guys, they're not condensed. I
think the only people here are acting like they're angels,
are you guys, because I've certainly never pretended like.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Oh you I mean we already know.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, but that was Yeah, that was that was like
as a kid, you never never wrote answers on something.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
Tried to No, no, because it's a different story. Because
you have the story of being sent to boot camp, right,
so we're trying to, you know, figure out.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
You always claim that they just came out of nowhere
because yeah, because the original school, the kids that I
was there with. If you watch these programs or the
kids that get sent there, these are kids who were
like ordered by the court. They were like really hardcore
drug users and sellers. They were grand theft auto kids.
These were people that were assaulting their parents. It's only
a drug facilitator, yeah, like whatever. So, yeah, I mean
(42:38):
I was there.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
You do sound like you were a little out of place.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I was out of place. Even the people who ran
to school at this point admit that I was completely
out of place, you know. But was I an angel?
Speaker 8 (42:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I wasn't anyway.
Speaker 10 (42:50):
I'm like you guys, new show idea. Yeah, that'd be
great copyright trading.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Just stop saying you were an angel.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, I got it. That's what I gotta do. Thank you. Yeah,
we're gonna take a quick break in the tails from jail.
We're gonna meet Fleece Johnson next on The Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (43:04):
Hang on, this is the best fry I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good naw. Yeah, it's realistic.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
You can.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I would love to do that too show.
Speaker 10 (43:19):
Yeah, it was just was it purple broad day the
other day in Western Australia.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, like a regional holiday purple.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Do you have a variety of colors?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Of course. Why I haven't understood that, Like, what's it?
What's the means?
Speaker 5 (43:34):
Because even though not that many people see it, you
can only take so much beige and black. You know,
you want to spice it up a little bit, Got
a green, got a blue, got some pink.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
And the off chance anybody sees it, you know, yeah, Flores,
you want to you want to keep it fun. Jack nice, Yeah,
look at my bra. Welcome back everybody, Friday morning. It
is the Woody Show. And a while back we did
that thing where Sea Bass had all those prisoners people
had been to jail talking about their jail experiences. From
jail is what we called it, and it was very successful.
(44:03):
Everybody seem to really like it. And so we have
another round of Tales from Jail today. And there's there's one.
Speaker 10 (44:08):
Guy who really is the king of jail tales and
he he came to prominence in two thousand and eight
take thanks to the MSNDC show Lock Up Raw, where
they interviewed prisoners about jail time.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
His name Flee Johnson. Please, Yeah, that's a that's a
celebrity kind of name. Oh yeah, flee This sounds like
he should be a band guy, right, like a prospector.
Speaker 10 (44:28):
Here he is again, back on MSNBC.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
All right, we met Flee Johnson, a long time inmate
who practices a very different kind of homosexuality.
Speaker 14 (44:40):
Yeah, well, we have sexual desires, right, So you got
a bunch of men's locked up, men's at warm place,
all of them's horning, all of them got sexual design.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
What are they gonna do?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
He won't him have a woman?
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Somebody's going to have to give us some moody.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
So famous you might.
Speaker 10 (45:03):
For folks who are fans of the boon Dogs like Menace,
they'll know that they actually based a character on Flee
Johnson for at least one episode. Because Fleece was full
of sound bites. Again, this is back when he's now
out of jail spoiler alert, But back when msmb S
was interviewing him, he had clips like this.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Booty was more important food, but having some booty was
more important than drink and water.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Man, I like boomy. You know what, that's a shocking
stave in Fleece. Yeah, I mean I am a booty.
I'm a booty guy, you know what I mean, more
so than boobs. I'm a booty guy. I like boy
differently Flee Johnson.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (45:44):
So what really made Fleece, besides all that stand out,
was that the way he told it, it was not
going to be your choice whether whether Flee Johnson got
some of your booty. That was It wasn't like and
he's not a big he's not especially big.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Guy or whatever. But it's like the Sublime song he
was butt raped by a large inmate scream. It is
just like that, but the guards paid no attention to
his cry. So that's when things got out of control.
I we're still going.
Speaker 10 (46:11):
Okay, So Flee Johnson, when he saw you and you
came into jail, and if you liked you, this was
what he would say.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Okay, when I see one and he looks good to me,
I said, I'm telling you what I like you. No,
I won't you We can do it as easy way
out of the hallway. So chaos, right, and it was
always it.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
Yeah, Okay, So he was a rapist in jail and
he still got out somehow.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Now charges on that, well he was.
Speaker 10 (46:41):
This is where his current day story is Flee Johnson
has been in jail for decades. He's now out and
he now does he has his own YouTube channel as
well as he does interviews with other people. So just
go on YouTube. I like Booty dot com, I like boomy.
Yeah YouTube, go on YouTube search Flee Johnson. He's all
over the place and and he he's telling his tails
(47:01):
because yeah, menace. He not only was he buggering people,
he would have constant fights with the guards, which you
would think would keep you in jail forever never never.
Well somehow it didn't. And here's one of the things
that Fleee is gonna tell us about here.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Oh wait were you so?
Speaker 7 (47:18):
And so?
Speaker 10 (47:18):
One of the thingst Thing's gonna tell us about here
is if he got disrespect from the guards, Fleee would
not take that oh okay, he would get a bucket.
He would deposit something in that bucket and then he
would tell the guards, hey take this, oh okay cup and.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
The winning the bucket and like hit on the back
over he and it went down the back and she
washed the bag. She laid up on up, couldn't get
up duty all over right, and they try to kick
he said, I'm not touching her, So they didn't go
get a blanket. They scooped up. They said, what boy,
we don't get you. I say, yeah, that's what you disrespect.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
And this guy's out of jail now, right, Yeah, somehow
he is couldn't even behave in jail, could behave on
the outside, now goes to jail, can't behave in jail,
still gets out of there.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
Here's the thing. And Greg brings us up all the time.
Why can't everybody just be cool with each other in
jail and make it more pleasant?
Speaker 4 (48:15):
I know it sucks as it is. Have a meeting
with everybody.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah, let's not make it sucks.
Speaker 10 (48:27):
So he hits the one guard with a cupful of
pooh the bucket, the disrespect bucket, right, So she she
goes down and the other guards come to save her.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
They can't even handle fleas all right. When they come
to gig, I threw it on them. So they left.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
They waited till the next shifter said, man, we're not
going back around me. All the image got towels and stuff,
taddleland and mold.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
So they can't smell it, right, they get.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
After I got on, I got them, I gott come
on y'all.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
How old are you at that this point? I was
right you Yeah, I just I just looked him up online.
He's a he's a preschool teacher.
Speaker 10 (49:06):
Now, so that the guards, they come to their fellow
guard who's covered in poops, say, and then he's he's
still throwing poop.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
They say, you know what, let the next shift take
care of Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be there probably. This
is Fleece Johnson, And this is another round of tales
from jail.
Speaker 10 (49:26):
Now this didn't happen to Fleece, but he tells the
tale of how men, otherwise straight men will when they're
in jail, they will take a wife. Okay, exactly, Greg.
And so here's Fleece telling a tale of he saw
a man who he knew had a prison wife, but
then his real life, his real life outside wife came
to visit him. Somebody saw that he had a real
(49:47):
life wife, and the prison wife did not like that.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Oh, is that considered cheating. We'll about to find.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Out his wife came to see you, and he had
assistant named Marie, his wife. She don't know nothing bad
out of this storm, right, So somebody had been on
the visit to say man, I saw my resouse.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
How was your man kissing?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
She said, babe, that was yours.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
He said, good, she hold this for me.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
She walked over to one of them goals was So
he got a knife and they bag and he dis
threatened me. So they went opened the bag and when
they've seen the knife, they hand cooking. He got two
out three years out of it.
Speaker 10 (50:25):
What his prison wife planted a knife on the man
told on him and he gets set the hole for.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Two or three years.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
It's interesting because, like we were just saying, you think
of like the prison wife not having a lot of choice, right,
and this one is a proud prison wife.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
That's my man.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
So got your old life. You got your old life
out there, you kissing. I'm in any real women, yea,
this is your life now going to learn today.
Speaker 10 (50:55):
So you'd think, well, this I just got two or
three years extra tacked on him in the hole. When
I come, I'm gonna want revenge on my prison wife. Right,
Well maybe not.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
But take this there. They get jealous on everything.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
When he came out of the hole, he promised, I'd
have took off my visit in this she would never
all live.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
So he removed wife said she's never gonna visit again.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
And to me, just clarify what he's calling the prison wife.
Speaker 6 (51:27):
Yeah, I mean, if I'm getting two years in the
hole for her showing up, you know what, I'm just
gonna wait it out.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
She's got to go.
Speaker 6 (51:34):
Yeah bye see.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
And people wonder why you know? People, dude, come on,
what do you big deal? I don't understand, Like, you know,
why wouldn't you help cover for a friend. I am
going to jail for nothing. Yeah, right, Like I don't
want to deal with I don't do anything in my
life that would ever result in me going to jail
never ever, never never ever never never never never.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
If I had to put money on it, I would
last maybe two minutes in jail.
Speaker 10 (52:04):
Now, do you have any breathe one? People will point
out that we will leave us here in the room.
We will likely not go to jail, the same types
of jail that Flee Johnson's talking about. However, I don't
want to take that change.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Hell, no, no way. So now Fleece.
Speaker 10 (52:24):
You might hear Flee's voice has changed from when he
was in jail to well then he was out of jail.
Sounds like maybe he's electing some teeth nowadays, all right,
or has danshers or something like that. Well, according to Fleece,
there is a very good reason for that is because Fleee,
besides learning how to throw poo and other things, police
learned that, Oh hey, I'm not a super big guy.
I can't really punch anybody.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Out get his teeth knocked out, but I.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Can bite people everyone. I can always go.
Speaker 10 (52:49):
So police is gonna tell us how he learned how
to bite, the kind of things he bit, and what happened.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
I've made I'm biting them change. Well I'm missing. I'll
bet taps bottoms. No, I'd be one dude from I
felt it. I swallowed man, he ain't called me, took
me to the hospital and put me in what they
call a restrainture. So they brought the doctor and I
will all this was taken, sewed up, all my teeth,
(53:17):
gun everything.
Speaker 10 (53:19):
Swallowed somebody's nose. Well, here's the thing. It's you can
watch the longer video. But he said he first bit
someone's ear menace, and then he spit it out and
they reattached it. And police hated that they were able
to reattach it. So from then on out, and he
was biting lips and noses and stuff. He would swallow
it so he couldn't.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
I feel like I've been asking this a lot lately,
but we need him walking around society because.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Why somehow he got out.
Speaker 6 (53:44):
I understand how he doesn't get so many extra charges
tacked on?
Speaker 10 (53:52):
Well, he he was, He would fight out. He would
tell people. He tells a story about how he some
inmate was pissing him off off and he learned something
about that inmate told all the inmates friends and they
beat his ass.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
And so Fleee he was. He was. He will tell stuff.
Speaker 10 (54:07):
He will bite you, he will he has no morals,
gossip and they removed his teeth.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
That's what he says. Wow, I mean you bite fifteen
or sixteen people. I'm glad they did.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
I'm surprised there wasn't some loophole where they weren't allowed to.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Well, we got time for one more booby, We got
time for one more club. This is Flee Johnson tails
from jail.
Speaker 10 (54:27):
This is back from the lock Up Show where he
has a message because he's been in he's been in
jail at this point for decades, and he sees these men,
these young bucks come in here with their pants on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
Pants on the ground.
Speaker 10 (54:38):
He says, Hey, guys, I know you think that's all
cool to have your saggy pants, but around here it
means something different.
Speaker 13 (54:44):
Johnson also had a warning for the new generation of inmates.
They might be asking for trouble from old timer's.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
You know they got this baying what they said. They pants, pants,
they book, it's a stay. They probably some sort of
gangstill style. It's sexy to us. You say, your pants
and her man, somebody be up in your.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Now.
Speaker 10 (55:09):
That's what I think every time I see a dude
out there and his pants. And also I'm like, man,
that's show me your ass there for something.
Speaker 6 (55:16):
I want to check out that ass.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Tell me yeah, I'll bite your nose off and yeah right,
put you on the butt way with you Yeah hell yeah,
so let tell yeah flick.
Speaker 10 (55:24):
He's all over YouTube, but you can watch the original
interview lease Johnson hours of folice out there.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah there you go there straight material. Yeah right, wow, exactly.
I don't know why anybody how is that appealing? Like
you're thinking about like, oh, you know what I'm gonna
do this, I'm risking, No, I'm risking ending up in
a place like this.
Speaker 4 (55:43):
Hell, even sentence to a week, I would hang myself.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
All right with a quick break. Phones are open eight
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Speaker 13 (55:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Well, uh that started was a pretty good reminder for everybody.
Don't go to jail. I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
Not good, just the right thing.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Pleee. Johnson still alive and out on the streets. Yeah,
I still can't believe he's out.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
I still can't believe he's alive.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, I still can't believe I understood what you said. Yeah,
all right, this is for Gregory changing gears, because Greg
is always the fancy one the moosi want. Yeah, now, Greg,
have you ever wondered why a lot of restaurants have
stopped serving ice water like you get water, just no
ice in it? Is that true?
Speaker 10 (56:37):
I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (56:37):
I have not noticed that.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
Yeah, no, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (56:40):
Don't They just say still, well still.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
There's still they're sparkling, And then there's tap or house house,
house house.
Speaker 10 (56:51):
You have this at your house.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, and they bring they bring out the water not
in the picture, but they bring it down like usually
like a pretty tall bottle. Yeah, but it's just tap
water still is you know, just like a bottled water.
But and then the sparkling is the sparkling yeah, like
pelag Reno or whatever.
Speaker 4 (57:06):
I couldn't even venture a guess why they would stop
at ice. Maybe this the sound of it, or and
I didn't realize it.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Like once uh, once I read the reasoning here, I'm like,
you know what, that is absolutely true because of the
vessels everything else. They're doing it to be more fancy.
No Ice in water signals a high level of service
when you're dining out, and it's now pretty much the
norm in Europe. Plus some sea ice as dirty.
Speaker 10 (57:29):
Well that's always been the norm in Europe. This never
happened to Europe.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Ice is the greatest part of any drink, and you're
not going to take that from you.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
It is pretty sloppy when they have the picture and
they're like, oh, would you like some more water? Yeah,
and they turn the sideways so they get some of
the ice fut and it's kind of flashing on the
table on the table.
Speaker 10 (57:49):
It's never clean, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Yeah, like those stainless steel pictures, yeah, they'll have Yeah.
But so now, Greg, when you have people over, do
not I did not put ice.
Speaker 5 (58:00):
You already iceing?
Speaker 4 (58:01):
No, I mean yes, I and I'm saying no to
I will not comply.
Speaker 10 (58:06):
Oh good, I'm willing to bet Greg has some like
fancy crushed ice somewhere.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Or I have two different sizes of ice.
Speaker 6 (58:12):
You have ball ice, a little ball spars.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
Yeah, but my fridge has like ice maker and it
has the two different sizes.
Speaker 5 (58:20):
I wait, your ice maker makes two different sizes.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Yeah, that's common. That's common.
Speaker 4 (58:23):
You get cubes like the regular cubes.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
No, it's more like baby like that has almost they
call that crunch ice, right. I love that it's it's
in a shape. It's not just like convenience stores offer that.
It's either it's either the cubes or the I think
I've seen it, Liss says, crunch ies.
Speaker 10 (58:42):
You know, Greg, you'll see it. You'll see it when
you go get a refreshing drink and Sonic Yeah doesn't think.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah, I do hate it when you goes. There's there's
a couple of places that we go that are around
our house. They have it's not even crushed. I mean
it is crushed, but it's more like you're putting like
a snow cone into your cup. Yeah, crud. Now I
don't like that, Yeah, because it immediately becomes it's just.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
Watered down in ice cube, Gina, this is what I
have to see, the regular sized cubes and then these like.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Little pelletue dime in future. I know right, I called it.
I know it. Yeah, you did call. That's pretty good.
You have little tongs for the ice you know, s
as a scooper that came with it. Fancy eight seven
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Speaker 2 (59:51):
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What you can hit us up with eight text over
to two two nine eight seven. Here to defend yourself.
Segment coming up for you this morning. Somebody who's the
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president of their HOA board the homeowners Association, which we
have talked a while. I know I have talked to
a lot of smack on I think you got to
be like a total egomaniac, power trip starved Nazi in
order to be on the hoa. But somebody volunteered reached
out to us on the text. I'm just started to
talking about it. So yep, that's coming up here this hour.
(01:00:35):
The world's largest three D printed neighborhood is almost done.
I saw some video of it. It's in Georgetown, Texas,
which is about thirty miles from Austin. According to the
people there, the houses aren't really cookie cutter in the
way that you expect, but you do sacrifice a little charm.
I gotta say. If you're watching it, Greig one buyer says,
it feels like a fortress. Kind of gives you the
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feeling of being in a cinder block. I got a coway, Yeah,
I can imagine. It's a single story, three to four
bedroom home between fifteen hundred and two thousand square feet.
It takes about three weeks for to print. Weird with
the foundation metal roofs installed traditionally. But yeah, the builder
says that three D printing these homes just faster, it's
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less expensive, requires fewer workers, definitely minimizes construction material waste,
and they're very sturdy. And the one thing that really
sucks about though, is watch this video. The walls are
so dense that you can't really get Wi Fi to
go through anything, So you got to have extenders everywhere.
Oh yeah, I know everybody's wondering how much these particular homes.
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They're going for between four hundred and fifty and six
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
Wait a second, the mind not as cheap as I think.
Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I thought it would be a fraction of that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Yeah, you got to watch the video. I mean, they
don't look as dumb as you'd think they look. Yeah,
looks looks Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Four bedroom, two thousand square feet is.
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
A pretty good house. It's pretty good, but still I
need it cheaper. So we're gonna talk to this Guy's
name is Josh. Like I said, he's the president of
his Homeowners Association A. Here to defend yourself. He wanted
to defend people on the boards of h o A.
So I'll see what he's got for us. All right,
Welcome back, everybody. It is the Woody Show and we've
(01:02:20):
been doing these here to Defend segments. I think we've
done three chiropractice, assist car assist our friend John Jay, right, yeah,
I don't explain anything. These are things that we talk
about on the show. We usually you know, uh, I
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don't want to say bash, but we don't. We don't
understand or we don't trust. We just don't get it.
We just don't get And so people say, well, that's
not fair. You know, they're not there to defend themselves chiropractors.
You know, you guys are just talking crap about chiropractors,
and you know they're not there to defend themselves. So
he's like, well, let's have a segment called here to
defend myself. And this is based on a text that
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we got and it says this guy from his name
is Josh, and he says, hey, what is show. I'm
an h o A board president and I'm listening to
a podcast about h o A board members and you
guys saying that they're not trustworthy, and I would like
to defend myself like you've done with the chiropractor not
that long ago. Let me know by E. That is
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from Josh and so hey, We've talked plenty about homeowners Association.
Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
I have one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
You say that, I do you say that. But let's
let's say hi to Josh. Good morning, Josh.
Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Hey, what's happening all right?
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Well, hey, first of all, thanks for reaching out to us.
Thank you, we were just reading your text. You are
the board president of the show, your big time imagine
all the groupies he gets you.
Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
Guys, Well, thank thank you for having me, and thank
you to Greg for actually kicking me up on my
offeratd event myself or on behalf of all HOA board members.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Yeah, and we're to get in some questions about the
HOA and why the hell you decide to do this
and uh, if it's really for for for moral purposes
or just yeah, because you're the ego maniac power tripping
or whatever. But yeah, I want to know a little
bit about you, Like how old are you. I'm thirty four,
thirty four years old. And then what kind of work
do you do for a living.
Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
I'm in mortgage, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Like a mortgage broker, like you do mortgages for people.
Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
I'm in the operations, so like the the when you
you know, when an application comes through, we process it
with mortgage processor.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Okay, all right, all right, and what kind of what
group did you belong to when you were in school?
Like what what was the group of kids were you
like with, Like the jocks, the cool kids, the the nerds,
the I.
Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Was a little bit of a jock. I played baseball
and hung out with a lot of skaters. I'm a
place to skate a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Really, none of us. I would have guessed, Yeah for
being because the people I know who have been on
hoas because you sign up. It's not like you are volunteered. Yeah,
like you have to say that you want to be
on the board.
Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Yeah, what was your best trick as a skateboarder?
Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
My favorite?
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Yes, yeah, that's legit.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
It just to be clear, you don't get paid to
be the HOA head honcho.
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Right, you're correct. We are all volunteers. And it's not
so much as a as a like I want to
sign up, it's more of a need. Like most hoa's
out there, nobody wants to be on the board. No
one wants to have any part of it. Nobody wants
to do anything about it. It's kind of like, you know,
someone has to take charge and you know, just help
operate the HOA.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
That does not that has not been my experience.
Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Like elections, there's people that are on board.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Yeah yeah, I mean I understand that, like if the
if the if the neighborhood's going to hell and you
feel like you need to do something, I guess that
would be a little bit different. But my experience has been.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
We had this one guy, his name, we called him Cotton.
Remember that that character from from King of the Hill.
He lost his name, Yeah, because he kind of looked
he kind of looked like him, So we called him
Cot and he was a super racist, like he was
like dying to be on the board, and so he
got on the board and so like he was the one.
And by the way, this guy had a flagpole in
his front yard, you know what I mean, And he
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was trying to tell everybody else like what was taki
and not tacky?
Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
There was one guy in my neighborhood. He didn't get elected,
and he started just breaking all the rules out of
that because he was but what are they going to do?
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
All right? So Josh was, so what's your story? You said,
like out in necess and that's why you joined.
Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Yeah, so I do own a few properties, and each
property you know, is different. So I have I own
a few condos and then I own a few houses.
So you know, houses in an e joy are much
different from you know, condos and choice.
Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Yeah, because there's not much people the condo can do
that anybody else is gonna notice exactly.
Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
And not only that, there's there's a lot more day
to day things to do. So you know, we're not
out there just sending violations because you're you know, rash
cans are left out too late or you know, like
the chasing kids away from their lemonade stands as we've heard. Yeah,
there's a lot more involved on a day to date
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that goes into running in HOA, such as huge projects.
So one of the projects that we just completed, it
was forty thousand dollars roof replacement. It took a lot
of time efforts, you know, just dealing with the revendors,
evaluating all competitive bids. There's a lot of complex projects
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that go out through you know, each association. So that
was on a you know, a condo association. So yeah,
I get that a lot different versus that you know,
your normal house.
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
That would be like, you know, covering the landscaping. Yeah,
you know common areas, things like that. If you're living
a place where snow removals required, like that's got to
be bid out.
Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Huh well, interesting you bring up the roof, Josh, I
just recently got a condo and they're talking about the roof.
So I did the HOA meeting that they invited everybody,
so I went. First of all, those meetings are so
insanely official, like I second this motion. They make those
way too confusing. Everything resulted in yeah, we'll look into that. Hey,
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we noticed the floodlights are on twenty four hours a day,
not just at night. Yeah, we'll look into that. And
then they also discuss money, and that's my number one question.
Who's to say somebody on the board isn't just maybe
I'll take a few hundred yea, who's doing the auditing?
Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
Because I do have a friend that pays I think
like seven hundred dollars a month and month and in
a community, right, and you would think they live in
Dubai or something. But if you go to the community,
the sign for the community is broken, lights are out.
The landscape me looks horrible, Like who is auditing the money.
Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
So as far as the first of all, no one
can just It's not like a personal piggy bank where
you can just walk in and take money out. It
doesn't work like that. Nearly all associations are ran by
an HOA management company, which I'm sure you're all familiar with.
The HIA management company is the one that sets up
the account and it's through you know, legit financial institution.
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So only money that goes for you know particular you
know invoices, whether it's gardening or trash collection, all that
is severely monitored. There's so many regulations and federal laws
out there that prohibit any type of that shady business
to go on. So I can't just walk into the
bank and say, oh, I need twenty thousand just for
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HOA business. It will not work like that.
Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
I saw loophole around it. I'm just going to hire
my friends and then have them do the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Most most hias require each vendor to be fully licensed, ensured, bonded,
all that, So you can't just hire some person from
home people to do the job or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
So let me talk to you about my biggest gripe
when it comes to the Homeown Association. It seems like, yes,
there is a power trip with the people who are
on the board. I had to fight with somebody over
a fence that was a brand new aluminum fence.
Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
It's because there was a pool, and so there was
a county requirement that the pool will be a certain height,
and according to the bylaws of the HOA, it was
six inches too tall. Okay, the defence, but but it
conformed to the county regulation, and they were giving me
crap about it. I'm like, I would think the county
would trump the HOA. But man, that was a fight,
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and I was told that, well, you're probably gonna have
to rip the fence out. I'm like, the hell I am,
We're gonna put a lean on your house, like power
trippy kind of stuff like that. Now, I'm a person
who keeps my house looking top shape all the time.
I paid good money to make sure that everything looks right. Meanwhile,
I look around with the other neighbors and it seems
like nobody knows anything about their properties that look all dumpy.
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But you're gonna give me crap for six inches a
six inch differential defense or I started painting the house
a very similar color, not the exact same color that
it was similar of what was already there. And you're
telling me that I got to stop halfway through because
I didn't get it approved ahead of time.
Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Yeah, well that happn't my ant. She had to repay
in her whole house.
Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
No, like no, See, that's the thing I would not
I would not be doing that. So what do you
say to situations like that?
Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
So for situations like that, the main thing I suggest,
and this is one of the reasons why I became,
you know, on the board, is because you know, you
have a lot of say so on what you know,
what you can really you know enforce, you know, so
stuff that you mentioned as far as you know, if
you're if it's regulated properly and it meets that standard,
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sometimes that can let go. But other times, if it's
in this CCNRS and and.
Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
All that, what's ther is that the bylaws.
Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Yeah, it's like the by laws, and you know that
there's a lot of legal documentation that's attached to all associations.
So when you buy a property in an h o A,
they send you all that right, you know, lets grow,
So you really should look over that because it is important,
has a lot of although.
Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
It's not that important, I guess that's my point. Like,
you know, you own the property. I think as long
as you're keeping it up and you're keeping it nice
and it's within like you know, I'm not painting my house, uh,
like a fluorescent purple, you know, and putting the ferris
wheel in the front yard and things like that.
Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
Yeah, but it does protect from people from doing that,
because how would you feel if someone does paint their
you know, their color purple or pink or something outrageous
like that. You know, then I'm sure, greg, you would
love to see someone.
Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
But then but then that's when you get that person crap.
But the meantime, like somebody else's paints like a regular
like earth tone color to their house, which is again
very similar to what was already there or other houses
there in the neighborhood, Why didn't bother sending them anything?
Why haven't bother say anything? If someone is paying their
house purple grimace color, well, then yeah, of course send
them some.
Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
But I'm assuming it's a slippery slope argument because if
somebody does it, then you can give Yeah, so you've
got to follow the rules. But Josh, I'm wondering if
behind the scenes, like with Woody's six inch fence being
you know to six inches too long, does it take
more than one board member to say, yeah, we're gonna
send them a letter or is it just one power
starf person that can have that control enforcer.
Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
I mean the board works, you know, depending on how
many people consist of the board. They all work, you know, collaboratively,
so you know, if if one feels one way and
another so another way, it's kind of voting amongst these
entire board. It's not just one person that kind of
like gets to dictate what goes on. It's all you know,
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collaboratively through everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Yeah. I had to have the members of the I
think it was they call themselves the Architectural Committee, Yeah,
come out because I was going to be doing some
stuff outside, you know, some hardscape stuff, patio kind of
you know, driveway things like that, and they had to
come out and they had to review my plans a
sample of this particular paverstone that you were gonna like,
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I'm gonna come on, guys, a click around, Like I
can point to eighteen other houses within a two block
radius that you should be more concerned with than the
brand new plans that you have enough here to see
and you guys are just coming by to be nosy.
Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
Okay, Well a couple things though. One you probably hooked
up your homies too that are breaking up breaking the rules.
They're like, oh, you'll look past some of your friends
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Yeah, but you admit to that.
Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
Yeah, come on, oh no, not a situation like if
we if we take into consideration, you know, previous violation,
so all that is taken to account. Also, first time
offenders for a particular thing. You know, it's it's it.
We're I'm a very lenient person. I understand, you know, hey,
you know, their mistakes happen and that kind of stuff.
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But if if you continue to, you know, walk your
dog out and it defecates everywhere constantly, we're you know,
after you know, one time, it's stuff like that, we
don't let go. Yeah, it's just common decency. A lot
of people are just not very you know, common. They
just leave their trash on the floor and they like
to live like slobs, and you know, you can't be
lenyan one.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Stuff like that. We're talking about Josh. Josh is an
HOA board president. He hit us up. He wanted to
defend himself because obviously we've some of us here. Me. Yeah,
I've had some menace, has had some issues with with
the HOA in the past. Now, we're gonna take a
quick break here, Josh, but we'll come back, and I
want to give you a couple of seconds to think
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about this. I want to hear about the most difficult person,
the most difficult homeowner you've ever dealt with, or the
most ridiculous request that you have gotten from a homeowner.
So if you can, if you just hang through the break,
we'll come back to you a second. Can you hang
for a second. I know you're probably very busy with
all these proposal violations, violations. You got a lot of
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notifications about garbage cans to get out. Yeah, absolutely, all right, more,
what the show is coming up? Hang on?
Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
You asked for an answer. I gave you a question.
Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
No, what do you show.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Back in a bit.
Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
If you go out in the hall and test fire,
no smell, and then you come in here any far.
Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Wood show? All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah, so
it's here to defend yourself. We have Josh. He is
the board president of his HOA. It's a homeowner's association.
For those of you, I know, the people that we
talk about buying houses and scrow and ho like, what
are these things? Well, HOA is the home owner's Association,
Meaning everybody who lives in a particular neighborhood is part
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of that home owners association because they own a piece
of property, they own a house, and so there's a
bunch of collective rules that go for everybody in that neighborhood.
So if you want to do something to the appearance
of your house, it's it's all stuff on the outside, right,
Whatever you do on the inside of lighting Josh, doesn't
really have anything to do with anything on the inside
as far as I know. Right, No, it's just all
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the outside stuff. But if you want to paint your
door a different color, got to get it approve. If
you want to move the tree from this side to
this side of the gardening bed, you got to get
that approved.
Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
And I thought the whole point of buying a house
is nobody could tell you what to do anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Well, it depends on where that house is. Yeah, if
you don't have an HOA, you can do that. Yeah,
And don't you guys identify as terrorists as well. Yes, yes,
they're on a watch list. Everybody who is an HOA
board member. Yeah, they either did the beating up or
they got beaten up in school, except for Josh.
Speaker 6 (01:17:15):
Josh.
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Josh said he played baseball, right, yeah, exactly. All right,
So Josh, I asked you for the break. I'm particular
the question. Give us some examples. But before we get
to that, menace was mentioning this during the break. So,
as a homeowner, and let's say I get a violation, you,
as the homeowner, the board of the HOA, like, what
kind of real penalty, if any, can you guys really enforce?
Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
It depends on the violation, you know, Like I said
me personally, I'm a very lenient and understanding person, and
you know most human beings, you know, we are, So
we just take them to the consideration. So if it
was your first offense that you left your trash cans
out for too long, you know you would get a violation.
But it's always the first violation as all was a warning. Typically, Okay,
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if you continue to do the same violation that would
have your next you will be called into a hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
So all right, you got to wear a robe and everything.
Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
Yeah, I have my gavel and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Yes, you come in for a hearing. And then so
what's the moments I think consequence? What if I What
if I don't show up to this quote hearing?
Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
If you don't if you don't show up, the hearing
still occurs with with the board members, and the board
you know, evaluates the situation and you know, we determined
the outcome, whether we'll levy a fine if it's your
first fine that and it's just set standard. It's all
in again your h documented.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
So even even the amount of the find like is it?
But again it's like is that something you get sent
to a collections? Like? Is that really?
Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
Like you look at the fine and I throw in
the trash.
Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Could you get kicked out of the neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Well you got to pick up your house and you
gonna move.
Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Yeah, it's right.
Speaker 7 (01:18:52):
It varies from each state as far as you know,
collections of you know, you have to assess a lot
of fines for you know, your your your account to
go to collections, and it all varies on state as well.
But fines are not you know, typically for most states
are not collection forceable. It only impacts you though, if
(01:19:13):
you intend to sell your property, you know, in the
next year or so, or if you're refinancing, because obviously
whatever is due, all your fines or whatever it might
be do at that time will have to be paid.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
So how much is it fine?
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Like? What?
Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Like what it was a fine for? Okay, leaving garbage
cans out too? Like, what's the fine for that?
Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
For ours? You know, it varies as far as each offense,
but typically for us it's about fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
It depends on.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
I'll ask this for Greg because I think he's too embarrassed.
But what's the fine for parking in your own driveway?
Is that punishable by dead?
Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Greg believes. Greg believes that every neighborhood you have a
rule that everybody has to park inside of their garage,
not even just in the driveway made for luxury and
it's trashy to park. The plenty of people in my
neighborhood park on the street and they have a nice
wide driveway, they have at least a two car maybe
even a three car garage, and they're still parking vehicle street. Yeah,
(01:20:12):
is there a fine for parking in your driveway.
Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
Josh, No, you're freely to parking your own driveway.
Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Is that it doesn't want to move there? Sounds kind
of dumpy job.
Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Has anybody ever really been successful have, like since you've
been on the HOA board of actually getting a lean
put on someone's house for whatever the fine might have been.
Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
Again, so the fines are not really enforceable as far
as collections. But if someone doesn't pay their h dues
and they're you know, months late, yes, we we have
a we have a you know, a collection agency that.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Yeah, that's in.
Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
And I understand the dues because if they get that
goes for the other I'm talking about a fine, Yeah,
I'm talking about leaving trash cans out or painting your
house before you got it to approve selling me.
Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
I don't have to listen to you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
That's kind of what it sounds.
Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
Yeah, So the fines are ultimately just impact your bottom
line if you were to refinance or any if you're
going to sell your home, if you have thousands of
dollars that are you know, keep wrapped up in fines,
then those are going to need to be paid when
you need the refinance or you're sell you.
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
But who's going to know about that.
Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
I'm not going to tell anybody all accounted.
Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
This your your AHOA ledger. It's always going to show
on your account balance.
Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
All right. So before the break, and this is Josh.
He's the board president of the homeowners association there in
his neighborhood, and he's been kind enough to reach out
and say that he would like to be on the
show and defend himself and defend other HOA board members.
And I'm sure you've dealt with a lot of very
unreasonable people, a lot of trashy people who want to
trashy things. So I had two questions. One what was
(01:21:44):
the most difficult homeowner you ever had to deal with?
And then number two, what is the most ridiculous request
that you have received?
Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
So one of the most difficult homeowners I had to
deal end?
Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Or was this?
Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
We had a guy that sub least his unit, so
he lived in there. He put up some Mickey mouse
wall and he subdivided his single bedroom into three three
sections and he rented it out to the most slummiest
of the slum people.
Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
We had like.
Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
Criminal activity going on and they would be constantly breaking
into you know, cars, and it was just a nightmare.
And you know how tenant rights are, so, you know,
tenant heavy. So it was just a nightmare having to
deal with not only with all the issues, but the
community itself. You know, like you have people that are scared,
(01:22:38):
and you know it's our job to you know, do
everything we can to ensure that that big get you
know what was accordingly, so that everyone feels safe to live.
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Yeah, obviously that's something that happens inside the house. I
was I was asking to get. I thought it was
just typically stuff that does make sense, though, Yeah, they
have to.
Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Leave the house at some point. They're terrorizing the community.
Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yeah. And then what was the most ridiculous request you've
gotten for something that somebody wanted to do.
Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
We had someone wanted to paint like their entire property
some crazy yellowish mustardy color.
Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
It was.
Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
It was extremely Yeah, and they were in the process
of doing it and we had to literally just stop
them literally.
Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
And did did they put up a fight? Like how
did that confrontation go?
Speaker 7 (01:23:28):
Yeah? They did put up a fight, you know, Like
it's kind of like you they didn't know the rules
and they say, well, it's my rules. They didn't know
the rules that they needed to get, you know, their
their color approved and all that, and they just started paint,
having their painters paint away, and and we had to
call into hearing and we we even had to skip
(01:23:50):
like a violation because when when the act is you know,
in current process, we have to Yeah, we have to
do an immediate hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Mm hmm, very official, Greg saying everything is very efficial.
Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
But as Josh pointed out, before you buy the place,
you have to read the c No. I know, yeah,
I know, I know you do.
Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
I just I just wish that when we do call.
And we have called the Home Own Association a couple
of different times about problem households. Yeah, they never seem
to be responsible to that. But man, are they up
my ass about about a paper about a paver? Yeah
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
True that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Well, Josh, thank you so much man for time and
chatting with us about this. And uh, hey, I'm sure
your neighborhood is beautiful. You run a tight ship, reasonable, Josh,
thank you appreciate you listening. Yep, I mean calling in
(01:24:48):
himself the president of his h o A board. Yeah,
I mean I still argue, you know, that it takes
a certain I think they get into any kind of
like politics, or there's certain venue security, like if you
work at a concert venue, it takes a certain person that
should be.
Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Our next defend yourself. Like when they come up to Woody,
I say, you can't stand here. You can stand one
inch to this direction exactly.
Speaker 9 (01:25:15):
I'll be hi.
Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Welcome back everybody in a Happy Friday to you.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
We are the Woody Show. A couple of the holidays
for today, September the twentieth man some delicious ones. It's
National fried Rice Day.
Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Oh yeah, I like that, sleep on top of it.
Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Also National caso Day. Problem the way, the best fried
rice is always in the places like the Benny Hanna
Tepanyaki places where they do it. They cook in front
of you. That's that's the best.
Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
Love that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Yeah, like that Panda fried rice not so good.
Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Very but you find a good hole in the wall
and they will serve you up right.
Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Yeah, yeah, you find a good hole anytime. Yah, that's
right right, you'll be happy. Yeah. National case o Day.
It's National string cheese Day, all right, Today's National punch Day.
And when we were talking about this, H Morgan had
the idea that it was like you got to punch bit.
She loves UFC so much that she thought it was
like a punch as in punch the pun. Yeah, like
(01:26:24):
just punch somebody right like this today you would just
go around and just be like, oh, hey, what's up. Yeah,
punch your mind in the vase. No, but it's punch
as in you know, fruit punch.
Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
Yeah, at a party.
Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
It's a National Tradesman Day, and it's National Prisoner of
War Missing an Action Recognition Day.
Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah. Also a little today in history menace today. In
nineteen ninety five, the US House voted to drop the
national speed limit. I would have thought that happened, wow,
years earlier.
Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
A national speed limit.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Yeah. This allows the states to decide their own speed limits.
Speed probably fifty different.
Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
Which is slow yea magaslov Oh god, I've been I
think the highest I've ever seen in America seventy five yeah,
which is a waste? Could it should be like one hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Anyway, So I was riding yesterday that the attorneys for
Jesse Smalllette remember him, Yeah, So he's the guy that
made up that whole like racial attack in Chicago Empire.
Speaker 6 (01:27:26):
Yeah, his career has been on fire ever since.
Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Yeah, well, he was in front of the Illinois Supreme
Court and he was hoping to overturn his conviction for
falsely reporting a hate crime. Found guilty of five counts,
and he argued that he paid I guess the prosecutors
had convinced everybody that he had paid these two brothers
the thirty five hundred bucks to stage that attack. And
(01:27:49):
he was sentenced to one hundred and fifty days in jail,
thirty months probation, order to pay over one hundred and
thirty thousand dollars in damages.
Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
But didn't he get like nine minutes in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
But he served only six days six days of that sentence,
and his legal team claims that he should not have
been tried a second time because the Cook County States
Attorney's Office originally dismissed the chargers in exchange for community service.
It's like, you know what, dude, you did six days? Yeah,
let it go. You can. The special prosecutor says, the
(01:28:19):
little community service thing didn't prevent future charges, and if
the court, the Supreme Court here rules against him, he
has the option to appeal to the United States.
Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Do that we're not.
Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Yeah, how about how about if you don't win this time,
you have to go back and do the remaining one
hundred and forty six right yea.
Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
Remember the guys that attacked him quote unquote are from Nigeria,
so this didn't add up from jump. Yeah you know
they crime.
Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Yeah, Muscle Bimbola.
Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
And alabinjo Usandairo.
Speaker 6 (01:28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Why do you know that?
Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Looking at it?
Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Oh, I'm like my god, that's incredible.
Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
The other connection is they worked for them.
Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
Yeah, they were like Theresa.
Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Okay, see, I forget that. The one thing I always
remember about that case is that whenever he showed up,
he still had the news around his would as soon
as those guys were the the danger, the immediate danger
was gone. You wouldn't have taken that thing off. You
left it on there. Okay, loser, so dumb.
Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Farrell Williams criticizing celebrities. You guys who publicly share their
political views.
Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
You found respect for Farrell? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, he said that
famous people should just shut up about politics.
Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Farrell says celebrities shouldn't use their fame to influence voters
or promote political ideologies. He thinks there are better ways
for stars to make a difference because you had, like
you have all the different people coming out here always
Billy isl Phineas And then.
Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Yeah, Taylor did say something, you know, pretty it was
a good observation. She said, you don't it's not that
you don't like when musicians or celebrities say something political.
You don't like when they say something political that you
don't agree with.
Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
True, it's kind of it's also true, but like I
think either way either way, even if it's your camp.
Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
Yeah, let's all take a page from Dolly Parton's book exactly.
You're an entertainer, you're not a politician.
Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Yeah. What was her name, Anna Delta delv Yeah, so
rock and yeah. So she is on Dancing with the Stars. Really, yeah,
what was that?
Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
You didn't.
Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Dancing?
Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Did you ever watch Inventing a did?
Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
And it drove me crazy because that chicks accent was
in and out, in and out from Ozark. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
So for those people who don't know exactly who she
is and what the old scams.
Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
So she was a fake social lite in New York City,
and she was able to convince all these people who
are mega rich who are allegedly mega smart to give
her money like constantly to I don't know, cater to
her lifestyle. And they were going to give her like
this major loan. I forgot how big it was, maybe
(01:31:17):
like fifty million dollars or something like that to make
an art gallery in New York City. And she would
do on yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Like hotels into getting free.
Speaker 10 (01:31:26):
Style major scam artist, a high society con artist.
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
And she's on dancing with the stock.
Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
This is America convicted anyway. So she's wearing an ankle monitor. Yes,
it's awesome. Is it been dazzled? I mean it's a
good question.
Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
I guess can you get him wet? How do you
shower with what?
Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Yeah? You can, probably you can.
Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Oh okay, I think it was dazzled.
Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Oh has to go with alphit.
Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
She says she has to wear the ankle monitor because
she overstayed her visa.
Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
Yeah, my friend got an ankle monitor.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
She be dazzled her. Yeah, movie based on the video
game to Sim is coming Amazon MGM Studios reportedly working
on an adaptation of the game. That game, by the way,
is pretty open end and since the Sims is a
life simulation, you know, players, you create these virtual people, right,
there's no ending. Yeah, and so that's I mean pretty broad.
The movie's incorporated. I'm co produced by Margo Robbie's company,
(01:32:19):
Lucky Chap and I mean she did a good job
with Barbie. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
Right, so you can hack the sims where you have
sex with each other, where you like get naked like legitim.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
I'm sure that's not officially endorsed by the SIMS.
Speaker 9 (01:32:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
The plotline, by the way, under wraps. And the release
date has not been chosen. I don't know if I'm
gonna see that. Pixars Inside Out Too has a streaming
release date. It's gonna hit Disney Plus on the twenty fifth,
all right, so that's coming up here very very soon.
Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
I liked it better than the first one.
Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yep is the highest grossing film of the year one
point six billion worldwide. Inside Out to also the first
animated feature to gross over a billion dollars overseas. And
here I'll talk about this. I know that Menace will
be interested in this. There was a whole big article
written about festivals music festivals and twenty twenty four, I
(01:33:18):
guess is starting to be known as the year that
the music festival died because there's too many, and it's
not just America. Over sixty music festivals were canceled in
the UK this year alone. They also pointed to Burning
Man didn't sell it for the first time in over
a decade, Coachella wasn't sold out even solid decline. Coach
All saw it fifteen percent wow decline. The reasons high
(01:33:42):
ticket prices and oversaturation just too many festivals. Also, demand
is dropping. Teenagers and early twenty somethings lacked the same
enthusiasm for festivals and previous generations the research funding the
members of gen Z. I mean, overall, they're very different
than previous generations. They're drinking let alcohol, they're having less sex, right,
they're doing fewer drugs, they're having less sex, and they're
(01:34:04):
also just less social.
Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
They're more isolated, leaving the house less.
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Yeah, so like the idea of maybe a music festival
would be just completely over traumatized. It's also really expensive.
I mean, how many people at that age can afford
it right now. Live Nation also says that artists are
just not prioritizing doing these festivals. They're doing their own
tours because they're making way more money doing the tours,
although for some of the bigger festivals they will weigh overpay.
(01:34:30):
If you're a bigger band, they're gonna way overpay for
that bigger band. Yeah, yeah, just to get them because
there's so many there's so much competition for the different festivals.
Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
But yeah, we're gonna see, like the the legacy festivals
are going to be the ones that are gonna be lasting,
like your Lapalooza Coach, your Coachella's and like all these
ones that have popped up over the years, they're just
gonna fall off.
Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Yeah, because everybody just decided, like especially after COVID, because
all the reports where all these people had all this money,
yeah that they were sitting on because they had been
able to do anything for a couple of years. Everybody
was dying to get out and go do things and
experience things, and so all these festivals popped up.
Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
But also shout out Austin City Limits. It's a great
shout out.
Speaker 12 (01:35:13):
The week.
Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Check in and see what the birthday situation is for
your Friday morning show. We're gonna it's Shivers Day. We're
gonna sit like it's shivery, and you know.
Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
We don't do.
Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Starting with the celebrities. It's a happy birthday situation for
George R. R. Martin, author of Game of Thrones, seventy
six years old. Today he got Gary Cole, who is
Lumberg and Office Space. Ken Davidson on Veep. If you
watch that.
Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
Show the best, it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
I like v you would love vis.
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Hilarious, it's smart, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
That's another one I have never watched, and I like
you'd love it. I love Alane Yeah, and you I
love a Lane whatever real name is, Yeah, whatever, Alaine Benz.
She's really evil in it. Gary Cole is sixty eight.
You got Kristin Johnson Johnston. It was on Yeah, Third Rock.
She was Sally on Third Rock. She was also in
(01:36:13):
Austin Powers Too. She was a Vona hump a lot. Yes, John,
I'm sorry. She's fifty seven. John Berenthal, Shane on The
Walking Dead, Frank Castle on The Punisher forty eight Today,
Spencer Locke from the Resident Evil movies and also Insidious
thirty three. Today, you got Sammy hen Ratty who was
(01:36:35):
on Shameless. Now she's in Yellow Jackets. Oh okay, I
think I know where Sammy Henratty.
Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
Have you watched Shameless?
Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
I watched the first I tried the first season.
Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
I watched season one, and then I thought going.
Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Anywhere because I really like William H.
Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
Mason rules.
Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
Let's get yellow jackets. I've heard amazing things about us.
Never sat down to watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Sammy Henratty is twenty nine years old. You know Bettencourt
from the band Extreme There more than Words?
Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Do we have Brandy sing more than Words?
Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Yeah yeah, he crushed it fifty eight years old, and
then John Eastdale from Drama Rama their singer sixty three.
Your porno birthday today is Daisy Lee and she has
been plowed more than a farmers field. Two hundred and
sixty five fine films on her resume including Airport Sex.
Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
Shovel, Sex shovel, shu all right, shuttle, he said shovel too,
what's a I think I said?
Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
I think I said shuffle. I heard airport sex shuttle, Shuttle, shuttle, Yeah,
just catch the sex shuttle.
Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
She was in fairy Tale Strip Show Volume one for
the kids. Also Customer gets Steamy Taxi Massage. She was
Filled with Your Love Volume one. Also whore of Halloween,
Greg she was in four on one Lesbian Gang Bangs. Yes,
and who can forget one of your unforgettable I'm sorry,
one of your favorite movies and her unfrigeted Borland les
(01:38:06):
girls lick in the New Year. They don't bring it in,
they they'll lick it in. That is a Daisy Lee
who is twenty seven years old today. And that is
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Friday morning look at what's happening around the world of
entertainment here on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a
quick break. More Wooden shows next, hang on.
Speaker 9 (01:38:27):
Just kick your feet up on the dashboards. Back in
a few The Woody Show. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's gonna do it for
the week. It is time, yeah to weekend fall quick
Friday podcast. It's waiting for you to go to the
Woodieshow dot Com Fail Stories also tales from Jail Fleece Johnson,
Little Wit and how again does he walking the streets?
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This guy spend those time in and was bad in
prison and somehow made it out. Also with all that
conversation about phones, and you know, Greg's talking about how
he doesn't like it, doesn't trust it, when you know,
if he's at home with Mario and the phones on
vibrate or silent, he doesn't like it, don't trust it.
(01:39:18):
Some other phone behaviors that could destroy your relationship that
was covered on the show this morning, plus some of
the trending news headlines. It's all there Friday podcast. Just
check out The Woody Show dot Com. Coming up for
you on Monday the weekend. Cheers and jeers. I'm sure
we're gonna have a lot to share from the iHeartRadio
Music Festival here in Vegas this weekend, Tonight and tomorrow night.
(01:39:40):
You can watch everything the performances, backstage interviews are more
streaming on Hulu, so make sure you check that out.
We'll have some recap of that and radio's most immature
game guests, Who's Gas Monday here on The Woody Show.
Anything you want to leave for us over the weekend
you could do on the after hours Voice. Eight seven
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You'll see a lot of stuff posted from us all
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Look for us at the Woody Show. Yeah all right,
Greg Gory, get us out of here with some parting
words of wisdom, please.
Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
Yeah, friends talk about the weather, best friends talk about poop.
As proof right here on this very show, almost daily call.
It started with my confession earlier in the week that
first time in my adult life, I craped my pants.
Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Yeah, and then Sammy and I had to get in
on the act.
Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Yeah, we're surrounded by pants pooper.
Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Also talked about trying to cover up the smell on airplanes. Yeah,
I mean so it came up a couple different times. Yeah,
you're right, and that just proves that what close friends
we are. Thanks right, all right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory. Thank you so much for giving the Woody
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend, s MD double m bye,
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a great Friday.
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