The Woody Show September 23th 2024 Podcast

Weekends Cheers and Jeers, Guess Who's Gas, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program? Listener,
this question is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show? Is the Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Good morning,
Well reset to the beginning of a new week. It
is Monday morning. It is September the twenty third, twenty
twenty four. Hello and welcome. Thank you for being here

(00:59):
and giving the show some of your time this morning.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi, Menace, Hi,
Happy Monday to you. Happy Monday, Woody. It was very
busy this weekend, right, I heard Radio Music Festival, so
you know, a little a little ass dragon, but that's okay. Yeah,
they had you work in We'll find our head esteem, right.
Do you think he lost a couple of pounds with

(01:19):
all that locket, all those miles. Probably. I always think
about that. I should wait myself before the weekend. There's
a lot more drinking than normal too. Oh so true.
That's what makes it good. Sea basket morning to you. Yeah,
there is Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
We've got Gina grad Hey, good morning to you. Gina
and Bort and Caroline, they're both here. We got Morgan,
she's our associate producer, Von our video producer, and we
got the phones open for you. If you want to
get to be a part of the show this morning,
go ahead and call us eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody, or send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. We'll

(01:53):
get into the weekend. Cheers in jeers. I also get
you updated all the trending news headlines and today, Ladies
and Gentlemen, Radio's most immature game, Guess Who's Gas? Yes,
guess Who's gas? You know, happening today on the Woody Show.
Let's see. Yeah, the entertainment stuff. Birthday is coming up

(02:14):
to I did have this entertainment thing. This is a
friend of mine. He does his show. His name is
Dave Ryan. He does the show at a top forty
station in Minneapolis, and it's this game called Sorry I'm Late.
And so I was thinking about this one because there
was that that clip that we had the guy just
sat down at the McDonald's. He walked into the random

(02:36):
McDonald's restaurant and he said, oh, hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
You know traffic and did not like. Yeah, So this
this buddy on Dave, he does this contest called sorry
I'm late, and he gives like a sorry i'm late
excuse where he describes what happened. It's a movie. You
gotta tell me what movie it does, so I'll give
you an example. All right, Sorry i'm late, but somebody

(02:58):
stole my dog and I had to go on an
citywide rampage to get it back. So I got about
one hundred bad. Don't worry, I'm here. All good, John
Wick A right, noise fun. Sorry I'm late. I like that.
I'm this one. Sorry i'm late, but I got mistaken
for a billionaire with the same last name, and I
got caught up in a bizarre crime plot when all

(03:18):
I really wanted was a new rug. Yeah, big Lebowski
d it's pretty good. I guess you could do it
for a lot of stuff, a lot of different movies.
That's fun or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, sorry i'm late. But
they hired a new female news anchor at my TV
station and she got in that's right, and she got

(03:38):
me fired and I had to earn my spot back
on the five PM news take. Yeah, sorry I'm late,
but I almost messed up my parents meeting. I had
to fix the timeline before I could make it back here. Yeah,
back to the future.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Boom.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Uh sorry, I'm late, but my teddy bear from childhood
got kidnapped yep, kidnapped and torn apart, and we had
to rescue him from the weirdo and his son that
stole him. Uh. Sorry, I'm late, but I got wrongfully
accused of something. Next thing you know, I was locked up.
It took me a while, but I crawled through five
hundred yards of five hundred yards of ish smelling foulness

(04:18):
to break free and make it here.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
No, Greg, what if I told you could play Sorry
I'm Late on your Amazon device, your buddy Dave ry.
But he did not come up with this game.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, how do you know Amazon didn't take from him?
How do I know? Yeah, you don't know. I know that.
So what's what's that skills? It says uh, hello, yeah, hello,
it says.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Uh, it says say you're a word, starts sorry, I'm late,
and then you can say the next question. Wow, according
to that's what the article on ammon was the inventor.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Give them credit.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm sure somebody named Dave ryans We stole this from
some listener radios.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
They always saying radio, if you stole it from me twice? Yeah, yeah,
ah knows that Dave Ryan did it, and every yeah
that's saying is always by every single lame DJ ever. Yep,
what's that agreed that everybody stole it from me? Stole it?
To what I think? I think it's lame when you
get these radio guys who they think they invented everything.
Oh sure, you know. I mean it's also lame. But

(05:18):
that was part of like howard the lame say that saying,
But it's these local these local radio shows who no
one's ever really heard of, you dude, outside of like
maybe your own city, and they think that like these
uh you know, other other shows outside of their city
are like just listening to them all the time and
totally still the Yeah so I found that, but yeah,

(05:39):
you know what they say, that's what they say. Yes,
how they say it's Amazon a device? What's the player?
Am a light from a David Ryan?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I found a reference Menace from twenty fourteen for how
to play the game from asexuality dot org. Oh, the
game you could play instead of having sex?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
What does it say? Do you want to bang?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'd rather play this game.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I've loved a bang, Greg. But I was late because,
oh crap, because because the shark was on the water,
Because because I got a phone call saying that I'm
like the chosen One and I need to take a
pill of the ruder Blue.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Sorry I'm late, but I got sent to space to
check out of the stress signal, and an alien creature
laid an egg in our shade, alien mouth, and it
came out its stomach and hunted us down one bibles
not it was not a very creative clue, right there.
What's that? That's the least? Yeah, I mean, you know,
do better, Dave Ryan, Yes, it's better Amazon. Yes, I

(06:44):
love that game. Wow. Who knew Dave Ryan was going
to take so much trap?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Dave?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, anyway, Hi Dave. Dave's a good Guy's been doing
it for about a billion years. You know what? He
predates Amazon? Alexis, Yeah, this.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Has been but I'm saying this has been around for
ten years from before that danger around it for.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I have to call him up. I hate to you. Hello,
wo and we have a sea bass on the show.
He says, But you are stole, you know, you say,
and the Menace here.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Says yeah, I heard he's got this other game where
if you see a certain colored car, that's a Bulkswagen Bug.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, you said, yell punch yeh Copyright Dave. Okay, well,
I don't want to spoil it, but I was gonna
do something later on the show. I wanted to try
this out. I was gonna have, like, instead of people
calling in trying to win stuff, like with a trivia
question by playing you know, sorry I'm late. Yeah, I
was gonna have I was gonna be like, I don't know,
would be caller ten. Oh, I was gonna say, like,

(07:49):
what's taken? What I to talk to him? Like number
one for I like, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Wait, so so like nine people call in and they don't,
then the tenth person to get something, Okay, I would
have to.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break more when
he shows next, hang on. Coming up next on The
Woody Show. Maybe it'll be something like this is the
most beautiful experience, however experienced in my life. The Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Back in the bit, everyone, that's Menace here, And I've
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(08:45):
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Speaker 8 (08:59):
The Woody Show and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Monday morning. It's September the twenty third, twenty twenty four, Woodie.
That's Gina grand right there to her right, Greg Gorey,
good morning. We got minutes. What is up? Woody? There's
Sam Sea Mass here, phone zeropen eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie sent us eight texts with whatever he got over
to two to nine, eight seven. The beginning of a

(09:30):
new week end, of another weekend turned into another new
week and time for some cheers and jeers. Jo years.
All right, so your weekend, what was good? What was bad?
Good was the iHeartRadio Festival very smooth away this year,

(09:54):
and I had a lot more downtime than I've had
in previous years, so that was kind of nice advice. Yeah,
there was time for chilling and socializing. And it seems
like you did not have much downtime. Oh no, I
had a pretty good amount. Yeah, I mean I did stuff.
I had plenty of stuff to do. Uh. Hosier is
a really nice guy and tall, very six foot six. Yeah,

(10:15):
but also like very nice dude. And also Jacoby Shattucks
from Papa Roach, super cool guy.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I mean I've interviewed him a couple of times, but
usually it's like a kind of a quick kind of thing.
But yeah, yeah, but we spent a bunch of time
just like hanging out and chatting everything else. So yeah,
Jacoby Shattucks very cool. It was great seeing people that
I haven't seen for a while. Yeah, huh uh getting
caught up with them. My jeers is that, you know,
we get there and so I'd bring some people, my wife,

(10:43):
we bring some friends with us to the iHeart festival
every year, and uh, I asked the company. It's like
the one thing I really ask I said, hey, look,
I said, I just need them to be able to
get wherever I'm going. Yeah, you know, because it's nothing
more paying me ass and hey, I got a couple
of minutes, meet me here and then I can whatever.
And so I just asked that they, you know, get
credentialed for you know whatever. Yeah, and they always do

(11:05):
this and it's nice, and they give me this a
big packet full of all these like lanyards for the
different things, envelope stuffed yah, wristbands and everything else. And
so we had to be at the arena for this
other thing first and then I picked up all the
credentials and then we were going to another thing directly
from there, and I thought to myself, you know what,

(11:25):
maybe I should put these back in my room now, Yeah,
that'd be a good idea. Yeah, No, I lost them. Yeah,
the entire packet of like all access backstage stage access.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
And for folks that don't know, it is literally it's
sixteen different things besides the ticket to get in the venue. Yeah,
it's a triangle shaped blue.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
One and then an every shape and then that, but
that gets you in this door, but that door, but
not doing right. There's just a ton of passes and
so like times that by four and of course right,
which is such a way it's so it's not green anyway, curiosity.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Did anyone at any point ever offer to like take
them from you or help you?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh? Yeah, me and Sammy, Well you did also, But
you know why, because I didn't want to like say,
oh did I give to you? I figured like I
better just hold on to it. I could be a
responsible adult. All the years and all the years of
doing this, not just this festival, but in like radio
or wherever I have like a credential, I've never once
misplaced anything.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
Well, we were at a party and your credentials were
sitting on a chair, and like multiple people were worried, like, oh.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, is this that I was standing right there?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
You kept placing them down.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, and then people are like, who's leaving these here?
The person standing right next to them? Yeah.

Speaker 10 (12:42):
No, but you were getting into your stories and talking
to a lot of people at.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
One point. Well, yeah, because he needs to use his
hands when.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
He tells stories, so he can't hold onto the package
when he does it, but when I saw him place
it down, I just picked it up and I just
held it.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I didn't say anything. I was just gonna silently hold on.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Give them back.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I can help them them.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Also, the party were at it was so far away
from his hotel room.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh wait, it was just a couple of floors. Yeah,
first time ever, but so dumb. Yeah, it worked out.
There was probably somebody else walking around backstage. Huh.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
You know, a couple of really happy gens at the venue. Yeah,
with there with my name on their playing your weekend
cheers and jeers, Greg Gory along the same lines. It
was just a great weekend and I really the highlight
was seeing people I hadn't seen in so long, and
it felt like it had been a long time since
the previous festival, which was all of one year ago,
but it felt like it had been five years.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
So it was really fun. Uh my only Jeer and
I had a hard time even finding a jear So
I will jeer any hotel that has blackout curtains that
are on the push button thing. Here's an idea. Put
the button next to the bed so I can. I
know you can do it from the iPad, but I
don't want to fiddle with the iPad iPad on quote
my side of the bed. Put the buttons on the

(14:05):
because I want to lie in bed with the curtains
open and I want to fall asleep with them closed.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
I want to give you a hack for this that
I figured out accidentally. There was a little button by
the bed that says good night, yes, and it turns
off your lamp and it closes the blackout curtain.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I did see that button. I didn't think to push it.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Night. Okay, Yeah, problem has been corrected. There was three
ways to close the curtain. It plays to say Gregory. Yeah,
I didn't think to push the button.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Question Greg, and I don't usually look at social media.
But I saw glasses.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I wear glasses at night because I have a hard
time seeing distances, and I wear them when I drive.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah. You never see Greg with the glasses here at work. No,
that was outside of work, Greg Glory. You will see glasses.
They were very sexy. Yeah, they're so and lame. I
gotta get new ones. I was like gonna say, what's
the frame? Is it Gucci?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm not the cheap old ten year ago frame.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I have no idea. Gina grad weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Yeah again like Greg, oh, I had to work to
find a jeers. So the only one I think that
Sammy could probably agree with me on was.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
The flight out was we get it.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
It's it can be bumpy sometimes, but we were We
were slanted left for so long that people started getting
really really worried. It was really bumpy and we were
just kind of all tilted for a long time and it.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Was like a really wide turn it will We were like,
what in the hell is going on? Afterwards, like, oh,
sorry about that. There was a traffic dram in the.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
Sky, Like, well, tell us before because everyone's freaking out.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh can I pick it back on that? When they
make announcements on flights, are we not supposed to be
able to hear them?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
They always, oh my god, they're either way too loud
or you can't hear them at all. It's one of
the just like that, like, yeah, that's pilot speak, and
they get the same thing from from alternative rock bands.
That's how they all speak. Yeah, we're doing an interview
and uh, just you know, they just want to make

(16:18):
it seem like I'm you know, just half way interested
in talking about my own material.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Can't that's so.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
Cool, you know, Like Hosier, he was again super nice,
but I couldn't hear anything he was saying. Really yeah,
he was talking so softly. Yeah he's soft He's sweetie,
He's a sweet I.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Think it's greg.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
It's from an audio perspective because they were wearing headphones
and they have because he has right in their ears.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
What about our ears?

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yeah, that was my only I mean every once we
hit the ground, it was like perfection. The festival was incredible,
is my first one. It blew my mind every band,
every performance. But I have to say, truly my favorite
was like spending time with you people outside of this studio.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
It really was.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It was so fun. It was so fun, Like I've
met so many people.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Something like luminaries from the company and it was just awesome.
And then hanging out going to meals with you guys,
it was.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
It was awesome. Yeah, Gina was in the pit with
a bunch of listeners and like doing hamm in there.
We went crazy, drinking more. Yeah. I heard from a
few different listeners like, oh my god, I hung up
with Gina in the pitch. She was red. It was
really really fun.

Speaker 9 (17:29):
Gina was saying though, like damn, you guys eat way
too much.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
Oh I literally I was like rolling around.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I was so it's like food and drink all weekend, menace,
weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (17:44):
It's pretty much to piggyback on all the same stuff
and seeing all our all of our friends from across
the country. And then also when I got back home,
I got a call that was even more of my
friends that I haven't seen in probably like ten years
were in town as well, so I got to go
link up with them. So I pretty much my only
jeers is I'm a little bit tired, but everything else

(18:05):
is awesome.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh it was great.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
And then just so so random too, Like you know,
when I bought those ray Band Meta glasses, I didn't
know that they were like a partner of the festival.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh yeah there were. They were one of the sponsors.
They had so cool. Yeah, interactive set up there.

Speaker 9 (18:23):
That wasn't planned at all. And then so like to
go meet with them and talk with the team and
then you guys got to experience of getting out as
it was super fun.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah. I got all excited because I got home and
there was a text that came in from lens Crafters
that my glasses were ready. Nice. I was like rip.
So then I went down there and it was for
the other pair that I ordered, the not the metas.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
First roll problems that we're gonna my iPads.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yea, they weren't a glasses. They're just like regular sunglasses
that got eaten by the ocean. Resort have all the
backstage passes. That's the one thing. That's the one thing
with the metaglasses. They're not waterproof. They're you know, like

(19:10):
a water resistant, but you should you shouldn't wear them,
so like you know, don't wear them in the shower.
Don't wear them the shower at your resort.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
You know, tea mass weekend cheers and jeers to keep
this a little more down to amongst the people, you know,
because I'm from the streets and I know we've crapped
on buzzballs for being uh you know, poor and trashy.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
No never, but I want to find that audio.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah, and they are the official beverage or were up
Spirit Airlines Buzzballs.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Has this this.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
This favors you know, it's brought these up And I
actually tried the new pumpkin buzzball it's a flavor pumpkin exactly,
so they are like, God, that was my thought at first,
What are you like, Oh, let's take something trashy and
terrible buzzballs and pumpkin spice it for fall, like the

(20:01):
Headless Horseman's jiz.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well, it is actually not bad and like like Minnesetta does,
it's very creamy. It's a it's a dairy based well
that's sort of it. Yeah, it's like that. It's like
a pumpkin cree. You can pass it around to smell or.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Taste if it looks like a jack lantern.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
The first time, first time I saw was that Sam's Club.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
And for folks who don't know pumpkin, whoa Jesus gasoline.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Buzzballs They have the little hand taild, you know, gas
station type, but they also have these biggies just like
a volleyball, right exactly.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Feel free to take a sip, take a swick. Yeah,
I may. Yeah. It's about the size of like one
of those Papa shot basketballs, right, yes, And I admit
I bought it as a joke. Oh uh huh, are
you gonna tell you? Okay, Gina's going in the weekend
and keeps stay stays going on. That's not bad, told
you kind of good. Yeah yeah, great with coffee. Yeah,

(20:57):
so cheers the buzzball. You've got a great flavor on
your hands. Although it is they do say it's it's
actual some kind of dairy, so they's refrigerate after opening,
et cetera, et cetera. But you know, you just drink
it straight out of the ball your life. The geer
also buzz balls the jeer guys.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I know that when I got my alert that my
Testla now to go back to a first role problem
Tesla Cyberbeast. I got the alert on my Tesla app
that it was going to be uh delivery October through
December sometime.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, that is not true. Oh no, it's actually in September.
Oh say, Rose didn't need as many of them. The
more people see him on the streets, more cancelations.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I forget it.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I always can give this one a Sebastian the end
of the month earlier?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Is it because Elon knows it's your birthday?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I think so? And he's like, you know what, I'm
going to give him something special? Yeah, and I so.
Now I just need done.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
But see the gear is though it's not a fake
jeer because now I was I was still not decided
how I'm going to wrap my cyber truck.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Not now I'm on the clock. I really got to
make a decision. You don't do it right away, Well
maybe I'll get like a month just kind of basking
the merry.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, let it just be in its natural form.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
So guys, we'll do like I don't know if we'll
do a like a draw name out of a hat.
Who's good, we'll do you know, to go first, right,
because we'll do like you'll drive you in from work
one day.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Who's getting.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
So?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yeah, extract the cyber truck literally maybe within a week.
Touch it feel, I say.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
On the back you have a family photo of you
and all your kids. Oh that's good. Yeah they do
you do anything I wrap? Of course you want, you know,
pictures and graphics cool children do the stick figure thing
with like, yeah, it's great as long as you don't
have to see it, you know what I mean? Like
maybe like the rides really nice and drive is really nice,
kind of like banging a fat check you know what
I mean? Like what I'm sure same thing for ladies

(23:00):
with a fat dude. Right, just get a pillow, clos
your eyes, right, get a nice ride, Sammy. Weekend cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 10 (23:06):
I'm pretty basically the same as everyone else. I hart
Fest and then hanging out with everyone. I had the
same thing as Gina, just hanging out with everyone, like
outside of here.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I really enjoy doing that.

Speaker 10 (23:14):
We have fun and how just smooth and non chaotic
everything was behind the scenes this year, it was very smooth,
very easy and just fun.

Speaker 9 (23:24):
Just to be fair, we're not the people that actually
are doing the hard.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
You guys have nothing to do. Yeah, it's like a
lot of running from one end to the other end
in this place and the other place, and they go,
oh well, and you have these big like blocks of
time where there's not much going on, but then they
expect you to be in three places at once.

Speaker 9 (23:44):
Yeah, but like time, dude, I was at one of
our offices at nine am and there was a whole
team of like twenty people like logistics, like doing real work.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
To Sammy's point, they did such an incredible job, right exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, and then your jeers.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
My gears is to the same as Gina.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
Our flight on the way into Vegas, but also my
flight on the.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Way out I had. The lady in the middle seat.

Speaker 10 (24:09):
Was just coughing, just coughing and not covering it up,
so it was like getting on me.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
And I had a coffee and it was like, because
you feel it, feel its gross.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Because she was reading a book so she was holding
it open and just couldn't cover her mouth to cough
apparently just openly coughing.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
And I hope I don't get sick. If I do,
I blame her.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh well, then it'll be patient zero will know who
that's going to be, and then Greg will be the
first person to get it for sure, and it'll be
sick for three months. Yeah, the flu vaccine day here
at the office. I debated this, but I'm not going
to do it. You're not well, not for the same

(24:53):
reasons you're thinking.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Okay, because whenever I get one, I'm kind of down
for a couple of days, Like I sleep for like
two days that feel good. And why do this on
a Monday. Shouldn't we do this like a Thursday or
Friday so.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
We can we're on our weekends. But I don't like
you guys, don't want to see me in here again,
being like you guys are crying and I'm do we
need that again? I had the legit. I got the
combo last year and I had the felt like the
flu for two days. Yeah, well I'm not getting that.
I'm not getting a COVID vaccine. I'm getting the flu vaccine.
Is that because they updated the chip that they put

(25:25):
inside it, He's less magnetic. Now the COVID vaccine did
make me feel that way. The two that I got,
whatever that was, I'll just take And I was like,
you know what, I think, I'll take my chance with
the covid. Yeah. The flu vaccine, which I never used
to get. Now I get that every year and it's
been fine. And you don't get like, no, not from
the flu vaccine I used to. And I don't know

(25:48):
if they change it or whatever, but yeah, like that's
why I avoided it for so many years. Yeah, but now, yeah,
they're doing that here at work, right, which seems like
an odd place.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Oh, I think you can get the shingles one too.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Oh really, I don't think so, because typically once the
all confession that's the one I'm getting today is because
I've heard it like shingles is like living hell.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, like adult chicken.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I thought I'd take a chance.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, there's your weekend. Cheers and jeers. Hopefully your weekend
was great.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
Jeers, And it's a new week.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's the second official day of fall. Great, great, Yeah,
yesterday it was day one, September twenty second, which seems
a little early for fall. Really. Yeah, I would say
like October, I would if I had to, like say, oh,
when we'll fall officially start, I would say October just
seems more folly to me. Yeah. Yeah, like in the

(26:49):
same month that you have Labor Day, shouldn't have fall.
Well because of the core you know, it's like orange
leaves and stuff. Yeah, October corner coop, Yeah, right, corner that. Yeah,
all that kind of confuses people.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
We name the seasons after the solar cycles, so it's
actually the fall equinox. It's what it really is. It's
not leaf changing timing necessarily fine, but I think we
need to.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Change it to that. Yeah, leaf changing, Like, forget the equinoxy,
let's go to leaf changing. Why would we name it
after a gym exactly?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
And remember when we did that topic things that just
seem gay, like bird baths or you know, fountains. I
think getting excited about fall is very gay.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Is it big in the community, Greg, Can you speak
to that about do you find that amongst your comrade?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I think of it. If you're excited about fall, you're
either a woman or gay.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
That's actually a.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Really good point because my gay friends always said there
are two seasons pool, party and scarf.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's the thing, because people get excited about boots and sweaters.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, scarfs, Like, oh, come on, some of the news stuff.
This morning, four people dead, seventeen others shot and injured.
Multiple shooters fired on people outside this hookah and cigar
lounge in Birmingham, Alabama. The police believed the shooting was
not random, and they're still looking for the suspects. But
by you know, all the accounts is that, you know,
there were just these people, very busy part of Birmingham's

(28:18):
kind of where everybody goes out at night, and they
were just like shooting. They had glocks that had some
kind of one of those devices, and so instead of
just being like a semi automatic handgun, it could just
fire automatically, like you know, you know what I mean,
like just one after the other.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
If it's a hookah lounge, they're not talking about fortune
five hundred companies.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I walked into a hookah lounge this weekend because I
was like, oh, all, let's go see what the trashy
people are doing. And they did.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
It was first off, they were like boxes all over
the floor, didn't have their liquor license. And it's just
like three or four trashy idiots sitting around. It's not interesting,
So what then are you doing that?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
My like, in my mind, the picture of the hookah
lounge person was something that was etched in the nineties
in my in my brain and it was like the
the same group that was smoking clove cigarettes. What he's
your way off? Yeah, I know that's something, but I
understand that it has changed. So now what it's like
a gangster things or trashy club rat idiots they think

(29:14):
somehow it's classy. But the club rats like shiny shirt no,
like uh like Miami grill. Yeah yeah, yeah, you have
a braided ponytail that are wearing. They're not wearing that
okay clothes, they're already wearing a sports jersey.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
There's a crossover with there is a crossover with Charger
Challenger people to some degree. Yeah, it's guys who they
they they're not like career criminals.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
But they've seen the inside of a jail.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Sale tis okay, interesting side hook lounges entirely on brand.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, it's almost redundant.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
So Lewis Armando Albino was six years old when he
was abducted playing in the park in Oakland, California, and
he he's been found thanks to help from an online
ancestry test old photos and newspaper clippings. Turns out the
woman who kidnapped him from that park had lured him
with the promise of candy, but took him and flew

(30:11):
him to the East Coast, where he ended up living
with some random couple that ended up raising him. By
the way, this is back in nineteen fifty one, so
here we are more than seven decades later. He's seventy
nine years old. What a mind f that's gonna be God.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I mean you think you are?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, I mean six, I mean you know do you
have memory memory? Oh? You're what first grade? Yeah? He
has no memory of his limited original family. Yeah that's sad. Oh,
seventy nine years old. Now you're like then one of
those like twenty three and me type things if yeah, Wow,
it's because you.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, you think like a kid would like, no, you're
not my mom. You're not my mom, but candy, but yeah, yeah, candy, candy.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Minute so good. Utility work our in North Carolina parked
his bucket truck on the side of a road the
other day while he's working on some power lines. And
while he's up in the bucket, this random guy jumped
into the driver's seat and stole the truck started speeding
down the road. Now the boom arm was extended. This
guy's up in his bucket. Oh my god, drove a
little more than a half a mile before he crashed

(31:15):
the truck. The boom hit this power line caused the
utility pull his snap. The worker gets tossed from the bucket,
but was saved by the safety strap, which, thank god,
he was using that He cut that, you know, to
free himself, but he hurt his leg when he fell. Now,
the moron who stole the truck, it's an older guy
who had just been released from jail two hours earlier,

(31:38):
so right back to jail. He goes, Yeah, that's the
way to do it. Yeah, man, as I thought about
you when I saw this story. It's out of Ubbock, Texas,
this guy ended up getting tear gassed and run over
by a police robot. Okay, I saw the video. It's awesome.
It's like video, it's awesome. It's a total dash. What's up.

Speaker 9 (31:57):
So that's the robot that he tried to like throw
a blanket over.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yes, So this guy was wanted by the cops, gets
into a standoff with the police, barricaded himself inside of
a day's in and they tried to make contact with him,
but then he shot at them when they try to
do that, and that's when they're like, all right, buddy,
bringing in the robot. So again, there's video of the
whole thing. The robot comes up to the door of
the hotel room. The guy quickly opens the door and

(32:23):
throws a blanket over it, but then the robot goes
through the window and sprays tear gas into the room.
The robot shakes it off and then breaks the window,
so out comes the guy. A few seconds later. He's
climbing out of the window, clutching his face. He's he
can tell he is in massive pain, and that's when
the robot drives over the top of him and pins
him to the ground and holds him there. Until the

(32:44):
cops as the wheels are driving over him and pants
him too. Treads like almost like treads kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (32:57):
Yeah, Jack, you believe something. Some cities were anti getting robots.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Come on, like everybody, this is hilarious, super cool and exactly. Yeah, yeah, man,
I thought that was so good. Cops but robots. Yeah,
hell yeah, I'm following police officers. If you can find
the video, what you post at.

Speaker 9 (33:22):
Uh, go to our Twitter, Twitter dot com slash the
Woody Show. All right, well you don't even need Twitter,
our x whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, you just if you just go on your browser
just type in robots dot com. Does that work? I
don't know, doesn't. Let's find out. Well, you know what,
sign up, just sign up for let's make it easy.
Sign up for X plus. Anyway, while you're there, all right,
Twitter dot com and then you probably get to it
by Twitter, x dot com slash the Woody Shows right now,

(33:52):
X dot com slash the wood show Men, it's going
to find that video ho post. Just give him a
couple of minutes. Slash robots. Dude, it's a great video.
Dass was a so good more wood he shows next.
We'll be right there today. Four people were asked a question,
what's the most embarrassing thing you've done in public? Oh?

(34:16):
You want me to just go okay?

Speaker 9 (34:17):
Uh if you like, Hey, I think I probably uh
maybe pooping in the street when I was really drunk
and you did.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Did you go at work?

Speaker 9 (34:28):
Yeah, but I was wasted and it was in the
rain at night. Yeah it washed away.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Maybe I don't know. Yeah. This person said I reached
for something in a staff meeting in my entire dress
ripped down the back. Oh my god. This one said,
I want to go meet with my girlfriend for lunch.
I saw her sitting in a chair. She had her
hair up, so I snuck up behind her started kissing
her on the back of the neck. She stood up
and turned around. It was not my girlfriend. Somehow I

(34:58):
didn't just drop dead right there on the spot. I
almost grabbed someone's ass one time, thinking it was my wife. Yeah,
but you thought of it, and then I didn't because
as I got like reaching distance, I like, whoa am
I sure that's but it was crazy of like doppelganger

(35:18):
kind of thing, at least from behind. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
Oh, I have another story when I was drunk too.
I shared this before I was drunk at a bur
king and my friend had to go to a bathroom
and he went and I was like, man, he's taking
way too long. And then so I go in the
bathroom and I go, dude, are you taking a dump?
But I'm using the S word, and I go, oh,
you're gross, You're disgusting, blah blah and going off. And
then I go, all right, I forget you then, and

(35:41):
then I go out of the bathroom. I look and
he's sitting down at the table and I look back
and I was in the women's bathroom.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
You're an animal. Wasted too many times I retire. I mean,
Greg's pretty much embarrassed about everything.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Well, every time I'm drunk, either at one of our
events or at a birthday party, I make some sort
of spectacle reason that's fun. It's not fun. You are fun? Yeah,
I mean it's a fun drunk. I hope you think
it's fun. Falling down in the elevator that was embarrassing.
Almost tripping in a restaurant. Just this past weekend, I
saw an old friend and I went to go in

(36:16):
for a hug. Totally just cupped her boob wo unintentionally.
You're welcome, but it's usually involving drunkenness.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Gina, can you think of one? Yeah, I mean I
have one that isn't drunken at all. I was.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
I was pushing my shopping cart, like from the grocery
store to my car, and I hit a bump and I,
when I tell you, I flew ass over tea kettle,
over this cart, and like landed in the parking lot
like running.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
I was just kind of walking at a clip and
it hit like a bump and I flew over this cart.
I was mortified, needless to say, I've been back to
that Ralph.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
No, all right, so this one says Once, while work
on the phone with the customer, I ended the call
by saying bye, I love you. They said I love
you too, and there was just an awkward silence while
mumbling by again and then hanging up. My boss and
some coworkers heard it. I've never lived it down. I
love you. That's so funny, of course, people, there's one.

(37:19):
I once confidently walked into a glass door thinking it
was open, and the sound was loud enough to turn heads,
and I just stood there pretending that it didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
How about what a waiter says, enjoy your meal and
you say you too, Yeah, I hate.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
That eight seven seven forty four. What is it for you?
Most embarrassing thing you've done in public? You can also
send us a text over to two to nine eight
seven tomorrow Medicine Board. They're going to be a California
Fish Grill and Whittier. Yes, it's on Wittier Boulevards tomorrow
afternoon from two to four pm. So a bunch of giveaways,

(37:54):
theme park tickets and stuff like that. Wood shall merch.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, they have enough shrimp for you.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Oh they'll have you know when I'm the extra shrimp. Yes,
they have like a fuel truck there that's just filled
with the dynamite sauce. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're just gonna
pump it right into his veins. Let swim in it.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
So that's tomorrow. You can see Medicine Board at the
California Fish Grill in Whittier on Whittier Boulevards. Phones open
eight seven four, Woodie. You can send us a text
over to two to ninety seven. Who want to check
in with us? All right, uh here I got a
little something. This is just how dumb people are and
how they'll believe anything that you post online. Funny of yeah,

(38:38):
it's the Woody Show. These images I've been gone viral
online showing purple apples from Saskatchewan and people have been
desperately trying to track them down. The problem is they
don't exist. Wow, I'm just wanted for the gram orchards

(39:03):
and nurseries up in Saskatchewan. They've been getting just a
ton of calls from people about these purple apples. But
used to think the account that posted about them, they
weren't trying to trick anybody. It's an artistic feed that
posts surrealist AI generated images. That's what they do, by
the way, the and so it wasn't hard at all
to figure out that they're not real, but people went
like crazy trying to find them. They still have a cartoon.

(39:26):
There's a cross section version that that's clearly AI Like yeah, right, yeah,
they're like, no, I gotta get I gotta get ahold
of these apples. My mom would this in a second,
because you got to have it.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
For the gram, you know, and which would go crazy
trying to get one.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah she would.

Speaker 9 (39:40):
She was like, well, because she has a farm she
would want to plan them.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh, that's true. They have a bunch of different grapes,
like they have cotton candy grapes. Those are delicious, so
good really, oh they're so good.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Just as science wanted it.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
But I try them. First of all, you think regular
grapes are expensive, these are like a billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Very y.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, and you know, because my daughter saw cotton candy,
she's like, Daddy, can we get so you know, we
got them, and I'm like, did they really? I don't
think they tasted all that different. They're very sweet. I
mean they're sweet, but grapes are sweet, that's true.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
I think they're pure sometimes yeah, exactly, sugary and they're bigger,
they're so yeah, they're.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Like Also they have that pink pine apple.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's like something.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah, and then what's the what's the apple? There's like
an apple? There is an apple that tastes what's it?
I forget what it is? Yes, yeah, some people or
something like that don't.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Well, and people probably believed the purple apple because the
ube purple yam has become so popular.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Looks like yeah, and it is fall you know, right, yeah,
gotta have it.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Gotta have it.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
An picture does look pretty real.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
The only reason to go apple picking is to go
to the little store. That's right, get the cider, Get
the apple cider, apple the yeah. Yeah, but like why
do you want to go out like just like picking
apples off of a tree. That's a job.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Definitely don't.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
You can go right, it's like the first thing you
hit when you hit the grocery stores produce that. I
think a lot of it's for the gram.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Yeah, every girl has to update her profile picture for
the fall, and a better way to do that.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
True.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
True that we had a field trip to the apple
orchard every year where we picked where you do it?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Okay, that that makes sense. It's certain demographics, like adults
from what I'm saying, like, yeah, like adults going out
to go apple picking. Yeah exactly, you know, I get
going to the store to get this little the little
like farm stay in store. Yeah, but like to go
out and do the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
And also possible and popular opinion, apples aren't that great?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
They're okay? Fine? Is it drive to the country. It's
just for some fresh air. Let's say it's the kids,
keep the kids apple cider. Yeah, you know, my favorite Dixon's.
You ever try that? Oh? What? Oh? Yeah that is delicious. Yeah,
you know I'm talking about plentiful. Yeah, I go back

(42:11):
for it. Yeah, you got it. You gotta try it
out if you try.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
It Sammy Dixon Cider. Yeah yeah, I think I've had it.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, I've had many times. You
would know, all right, yeah, like you feel it, you
would totally really feel it more on shows next second. Yeah,
this is a Woodie show.

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(43:12):
it is over the text over to two two nine
eight seven I got some good news, and I've got
some good news coming up this hour. We're gonna play
radios most immature game. Guess who is gads? Yeah, And
also I have some mother effins food news, and we'll

(43:41):
start with this story. Dominoes. They're getting into the mac
and cheese business. Oh yeah, so starting today Dominoes they
have two different versions, a five cheese mac and cheese
and a spicy buffalo cheese virgin virgin not virgin. Can't stop,
won't stop. Yeah, it sounds all right, that sounds good.
I'm here for it. I heard it was mac and

(44:03):
cheese spicy. Yeah, yeah, it works for me.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
And buffalo.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, it says, uh, let's see classic with the penny
pasta blend of American parmesan, osciago cheddar and mozzarella alfredo
sauce oven baked, so it's brown and creamy and uh
heat with a drizzle of buffalo hot Buffalo sauce. Can
you put some chickens in there? I know, put shoes.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Put some chickens up on that shoes.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
They already have pastas, right.

Speaker 9 (44:29):
Yeah, but I guess this is no there's I think
pizza had patzas.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
And isn't it like in a bread bowl? Oh yeah,
they used to do that. You used to have pastas
and a bread ball. I think that was dominant. It
wasn't Carby enough. Yeah yeah, Oka, Yeah, they already have.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
They have a chicken Alfredo and Italian sausage and a
b Yo p build your own pasta. But now the
five cheese mac and the are the new additions.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Can they top it.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
With a baked potato stofers? They have released their first
ever non freezer Isle product. It's the introduction of two
new varieties of boxed mac and cheese, so stove for
supreme shells and cheese in cheddar and the three cheese flavors.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
This is some rules.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
It's got to be with the Craft and the Velveta
mac and cheese stuff, that silky sauce that comes to
that packet. I love I love me to Velveta shells
and cheese. Oh good, that's really good. I mean, and
don't get me wrong, I also enjoy the og craft. Sure.
To me, those are two different things, very same same.
I just prefer a Craft. Yeah, so shell me all night. Yeah,

(45:36):
I don't you know, it's kind of a unappetizing when
they use the term shelf stable. Yeah, you know when
they're trying they're trying to entice you. Yeah, I am enticed. Yeah,
I mean, look, I'll try it. I'll definitely try it. Hershey,
who's looking to offset the falling candy sales down seventeen
percent by the way, they partner with a supplement brand

(45:58):
called C four the launching a new line of post
workout protein powders. Noise there. They're two. One tastes like
Hershey's chocolate bars and the other one tastes like Reese's
peanut butter cups. Red. Where's left time you had a
protein powder forever? No? No, I love everything. I love.
C four is great. Are you gonna go and buy

(46:19):
a powder and then put it in? No?

Speaker 9 (46:20):
But I see all these powders already that have, like
all the different collaborations that they're talking about, So why
you rib out over powder you're never gonna use because
I just like the brand C four Sea Bass and that,
you know, if there is the good Yeah, they do
good stuff, and you know what, I might try it now.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
They're gonna hit stores next month. Minute. They're also selling
a pre workout powder that tastes like bubble Yum bubble Gum,
and a line of seafour energy drinks that taste like
Jolly Ranchers. Yes, they don't have a skit bomb. They're
trying to attract young people who might not know a
lot about supplements, but they do like candy.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
So't they have a see for Starburs flavor that's really
good too.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
And I'll give you one report out on the fast
food chains that do and do not use real cheese.
The ones that are not using real cheese are using
processed cheese products, think like Craft singles, not real cheese.
The ones not using real cheese McDonald's, Burger King, Sonic, Bojangles,
Dairy Queen, and Tim Horten's. I am shocked. The fast

(47:26):
food places that do use real cheese in most of
the menu items Panera, Starbucks, Taco Bell, Chipotle, Wendy's, Chick
fil A, and Check in the box. What does the
craft singles are still good? Wait?

Speaker 11 (47:42):
Is on there?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:46):
The only thing that I don't like about it it
just doesn't melt. I would prefer for that cheese to melt.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
In my uh if you put it, if you put
it in the microwave. Yeah, but I don't have access
to a microwave while I'm there. It's also comes in foil.
What's it going to do? Go first off, not eat
it on the between. It doesn't melt like once. It's
all because I know, like on the burrito bowl when
you get that, I mix it in there like it's

(48:13):
it's pretty even there. It gets. Yeah, it fights me.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
A lot of like if you get packaged shredded cheese.
It comes with like an anti caking agent on it.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
It's almost like a flower. Sometimes I wanted to be caked. Yeah.
The briskets back at Bowle the smoke brisket. It's really good.
You've been here for it. Well, we announced it and
then I saw commercials during football and I had to
have it immediately. I had it that night. Nice. Really Yeah, dude,
I wish that would be a permanent menu. I'd have

(48:44):
met chibole. Yeah, maybe it will be. That's smoked Brisket's
so good and ribbing it where they limited time to Well,
it's well, wasn't the talk about the keep bringing it back?
And it was gone for a long time, right, Yeah,
like eight years or some no, not eight years, like
a couple of years, I think. But man, it's so good.
There's your food news.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Oh yeah, you want that anti anti caking cheese.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, I know, I want it all Belty eight seven
seven forty four. What is the phone number? You're gonna
need that to call in here shortly because we're gonna
play radio's most immature game. Guess whose gas that's gonna
be mixed here on the Woodies Show? Hang on, are
you all in the Woody Show?

Speaker 7 (49:33):
Fellow comrades in mediocrity?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I want you to listen very careful. You can all
go straight to show. Well, here we are. We're all
together to play and hopefully win radio's most immature game.
But it's general. Let's play. Guess Who's ye.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I almost pulled the Woodie lest I knew we were
going to play, and I thought I had a good one. Yeah, yeah,
break out my phone, go to the voice, well, hit record,
place the phone strategically right up my buttchet Sure, I
go to.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Do it, and I was like, oh my god, Nope,
that's not a part. I was close on your phone. Yes, oh,
it could have been a mega disaster for the For
the first time in my adult life, it happened while
we were on on break in vacation.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah, when you fell.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, after I fell, Man, I fell and that I
fell apart. But I was like, I was kind of
like mobilized. Yeah, I was like, let it go here,
but they didn't. I wasn't sure. I wouldn't trust it.
But then in the circumstances, woof, and what are you
gonna do? Yeah, well squirted.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Yeah, at least no one was around.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
She was very supportive, very support A most immature game
just kind of started. After a very serious conversation about
whatever it was years ago, We're like, Wow, how do
we completely get out of this and change the vibe? Yeah,
And so I just happened to have a black bean
Burger fart saved to my fund. Then Greg would be
super fun funny. I meant to send it to Greg,

(51:17):
and then I had forgotten, So I just played it
on the air and everybody had to trying to guess
whose gas it is. And if you could be the
person who correctly does that in the first person, you're
gonna win a prize. Eight seven seven forty four. What
he is the number? If you want to play call
right now eight seven seven forty four. Woody let's go
and say hi to our first contestant. Let's say hello

(51:38):
to Alex. Say good morning Alex, Alex, Alex, are we there? Alex?
I can hear he is? This is this that same
situation that we had before, Alex? Can you hear us?
I'm not sure what's going on? Yeah, hold on, hey, Kevin,

(51:58):
can you hear us? It's that same It's that same
stupid problem. This is. This has been happening more and more.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Well in the meantime, let me ask Gina why the
anxiety over this?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
This is.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Because for you know, I think you know me well
enough now that like, I'm not precious about many things.
But to me, this goes right down gender lines like
this is funny to guys, and this gives women like
massive anxiety.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
To be part of anxiety to all of it. It's
just like this is I don't I.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
Don't understand why you don't understand because your dude.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
So I agreed that lady shinnpoob. But in this setting, Alex,
oh my god, this is so disappointing. You know, it's
just got fixed. I still think we can play the
parts though.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Amongst ourselves.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah, we can give up on the whole thing on Alex. Yeah,
there we go to switch over to a different, different thing.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Different different setting. Yeah, different Phil.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yeah, all right, well there we go. It's not working,
all right, Alex. You're ready to play Guess whose gas?
When you're ready, say hit me, hit me?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
All right?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
All right, I called that one Saturday Smiles. All right, here,
guess whose gas? All right, so your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace,
Sea Bass or Sammy. Guess who's gas? Alex, Let's go

(53:44):
with me show me Menace. All right, Sorry about that, Alex,
but thank you for calling in.

Speaker 9 (53:53):
I don't know why I automatically thought of the Chocolate
River inside the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
That.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Oh that's a walker. Yeah, probably Wizard of Oz too,
chocolate River. Let's go to Heather. Hey, good morning Heather. Yeah,
hello hello. All right, so we're playing guess whose gas.
When you're ready, say hit me, hit me. It's a

(54:20):
Woody Gina, Greg, Sea Bass or Sammy. Guess who's gas.
I'm gonna go Sea Bass, show me Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
It sounds like the Bear and Jaws getting.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Yeah, it's sea Bass. He titled that one Saturday Smile,
and it sounds lazy ps chocolate river. Yeah, yeah, from
Wizard of Oz. You call it famous chocolate. Who is
it Saturday morning? You're waking up?

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, it's great sleep giving your parts are tired, feeling good? Well, Heather,
congratulations as you are a winner here on guess whose gas?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
All right?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Hang on one second?

Speaker 7 (55:07):
You love it?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I'm like sweating. Hang on, we'll get your info. You
guys want to play another round? Yeah? What? We have
a couple of minutes. It's the least I could do
to make up for the technical difficulty. Let's go to Bobby. Hey,
good morning, Bobby. Hey, what's going on? Hey? We're playing
guests Whose Gas? And we got round number two here?

(55:30):
When you're ready say hit me, hit me? All right?
There are different tones of these two. I call that
the bor rat. What it could be? Anybody? Right? Yeah?
Remember like what? Yeah, I'm gonna get maybe.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
You guys double keybat today.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
As possible. I never kven that was bor Is that
from an interview or something you did? Yeah, that's from
when we interviewed man. That's why I didn't know Man
what I dar stance? I never heard of? Wait, hold
on it a So your guest is Sea Bass? Yes,

(56:25):
all right, show me Sea Bass for my mom's sixtieth
birthday with my siblings. What your mom? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
All right, we recorded all of our parts and we
played him for my mom and had our mom play
it home.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
So sweet, so sweetish. Thank you for the appreciate Let's
go to Kevin. Hey, good morning, Kevin, good morning. All right,
So when you're ready say hit me, hit me.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Your options are Woody, Gina, Greg Menace or Sammy. Guess
whose gas? I'm thinking of the sam so I'm gonna go.
We couldn't quite hear what you said. What what was
your guess about? I was saying, either Sammy or Gig.

(57:35):
I'm going with all right, he's gonna go with Gina Grad.
Show me Gina Grad. Also, Yeah, Kevin, congratulations you are
a winner on Guess Whose Gas? Very much. I'm listening

(57:57):
to it from Dallas, Texas. I list saying on ninety
seven point one the Eagle. Kevin, thank you so much,
and hang on one second, man, we'll get all your info. Ok,
thank you?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
All right, there is there's Kevin. What is it called
when you go to therapy and then you confront your fears?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Oh? A version the exposure yet, So this is your
exposure therapy. I didn't realize you can fart in a
question mark. I know you can't what it's like when
you let a little bit out of a balloon, Like yeah,
I tried, you did, And she sent me the email

(58:38):
with her far toos. I hate this so much. That's
what it was titled. This is the Woody Show. So
they're gonna restart three Mile Island, which was you know,
said of a nuclear accent back in the day. And
they're doing this because Microsoft needs it in order to

(59:01):
power AI. Oh that's what computer. Yeah, I got AI
nuclear power. Yeah yeah, I mean, so think about this.
We want to put all the cars on the grid.
We want to power AI, right, you know we do,
right have You're gonna need something, man, because that takes
a lot of juice.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yeah, electricity isn't just magic.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
That's what SeaBASS has been saying.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
Well, and nuclear energy powers all of France, like it's
considered a clean energy. Oh yeah, I mean people kind
of freak out about it. But as long as there's
no meltdown, things are they're good.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
There's a melt down, well there, I mean, we lost
how many lives and three Mile Islands accident carry the
two zero zero.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
But I mean, you know, you can have some of
the people nearby look kind of weird now, but it's
all good.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Also, no injuries debt forgiveness from Atrium Health because people
they own a by the way, the Atrium healthzones a
bunch of hospitals in North Carolina and in Georgia, and
they announced that they're forgiving more than eleven thousand people's
old medical debt. Fucky, super nice, right right. Yeah, Well,
NBC News had just done a story about them earlier

(01:00:11):
this month and about how they were aggressively pursuing those people,
trying to collect on those debts, even putting leans on
people's homes. So the publicity that was no, that was
so the forgiveness would be that much more of a
like yeah, yeah, yeah, So the publicity was not that
great for them, and it looks like it worked though.
Oh good.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
I ignored a medical bill for so long that it
just kept going down and down down, and they finally said, look,
if you just pay us this, we'll let it go.
And then I'd pay them like a fraction of what
I owed them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Wow, but they never sent you to collections.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
They did, and then the collections agency did that for me.
They kept trying to work out a deal because I
think the bill was like nine hundred bucks, and then
they said, okay, look just send us four hundred. I'm like, no, okay,
how about three hundred? No okay. I think I ended
up paying like ninety.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Dollars because yeah, the collection agencies they buy that debt
for pennies on the dollar. Right, it's anything they get
over the four dollars they paid for it, right, It's
just pure profit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
And I said, look, dog, I'm mega unemployed right now.
I can't afford this. And then it just went down
and down and down, and where you unemployed?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Oh yeah, Oh you were okay because there's a guy
that we work with in our building here who makes
hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of
dollars a year. And he was saying at one point
like that's what he does. Every time he gets a
bill from like if there's a hospital bill or something
like that, he calls him him and goes, hey, you know,
things are really tough, and so he goes, here's what

(01:01:36):
I can do. I can send you three hundred dollars
today it's like twelve hundred dollars. And then they go okay,
oh wow, that's how you stay rich. And it doesn't
and it doesn't go to collections. It seems pretty immoral
and it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Doesn't affect anyone's credit, no.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Because it never went to collections. He gets the bill
in the mail, ding yeah, and as soon as he
gets he goes, you know, like, I got this bill
in the mail. I don't have twelve hundred bucks I
can give you today right now? All I got is
three hundred bucks? Would that be? And I'll go okay.

Speaker 9 (01:02:06):
He says that all the time. He says, yeah, overpriced anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
He's never paid retail for medical medical stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Is it overpriced minats? Or are you just paying for
guys like Woody and guys like Greg? What do you
mean like meaning that, well, if they don't pay, that
bill comes however, Yeah, that extra whatever, let's say six
hundred dollars that Greg didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Pay, I am paying for them. I paid a full bill, right,
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Say you the guy you were talking about. So the
underpays all the time, Like where does that that money
doesn't just go magically from nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
They back it out of everybody else, right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Exactly, But they should all be like my dentis. I've
spent a lot of time with the dentist lately, and
the last time I went, they showed me before I
even left, this is how much the insurance is going
to pay. This is how you oh, that rules for sure?
Why don't they do that at the doctor's office, that
you get a bill that you have no clue what
it will be because they just make.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
It up on the spot. Right, So, Novo Nordius as
the company that makes so and will go They say
the cost of ozempic will most likely be dropping thanks
to a round of miss Medicare drug price negotiations that
they do. There are fifteen drugs that go up for
price negotiations in February, and ozempic is expected to be
one of them. Low without Now with that insurance, ozempic

(01:03:18):
averages twelve hundred dollars per month. But just to give
an example, talking about like why is this the cost
and why can you know someone's getting it for three
hundred dollars someone's paying twelve hundred. In Germany, you get
the same exact thing that you get here for twelve
hundred there for fifty nine dollars. Just move to Germany.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Well you you can do that too. Gu I was
driving around this weekend. Saw billboard for the compounding pharmacy.
That's spot stuff right right, little clinic, little medspot thing.
It's it's around that price.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
You found it for like sixty bucks. It's literally a
billboard that was advertising. Wow, yeah, fifty nine dollars. But
for the brand name Ozempic. The exact same thing that
you're paying twelve hundred dollars here for you get for
fifty nine bucks in Germany. Incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
We have to treat ozempic.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Oh yeah, come here, okay, okay, Gina, your German actions
a little off, some very German.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Hello, welcome to Germany. Yeah, I'm wondering. Don't get deals.
I'm big for a fifteen nine dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
That does sound well, that's a little Bavarian, but it
does sound more so.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
We are the best accents. It's it's perfect. That's just
a rock tep refest. Right, welcome, Doc Morey Show. Next
more Woody Show is that tomorrow you can win a
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(01:04:41):
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(01:05:03):
the Woodies Show show and we're in two another new
hour Insensitivity Training for a politically Correct World, Monday morning.
It's September the twenty third, twenty twenty four. I'm Boody.
That is Greg Gory. Hi, Woody, we got minus. What

(01:05:25):
is up, Woody? There's Sea Bass, It's Sammy's here, Gina
grad is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. I got an update here on
the chick who set out on a mission to sleep
with six hundred people this year. Oh that's a goal.

(01:05:45):
Her name Annie Knight. We had talked about her. She's
from Australia. Put enough, and so far this year she's
hooked up with just over four hundred dudes. Whoa, so
she's got about two hundred and more to go between
now and the end of the year. Her criteria for
men who want to bang You have to send photos

(01:06:07):
of yourself. You have to be okay with being filmed,
but you do have the option to keep your face blurred,
and you have to be tested for STDs. That's fair, right, Yeah,
would any of you do it?

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
No, I mean if you weren't married or otherwise with someone.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
The weird thing. You're four to oh one, you're you're
one to oh one, Yeah, you're eighty one. Yeah, Like, no,
I'm sorry. Obviously this is an only fans thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
But she is spectacularly good looking to be doing this, Like,
she's way too hot to be pulling this stunt. Doesn't
need to do it, she should be she should be
marry or engaged to some whatever is rugby.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I mean, I'm not a billionaire's hopefully they're not stupid enough.
But like some yeah, some professional athlete. But she wants
her own life to support herself. You know, she's providing
for herself. Oh see what can I do?

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
I could see you're going to cure for cancer, become
an astronaut or just bang guys.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Yeah to some of the only fan girls.

Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
I was listening to like some of the reports last
night on this podcast, and they're like pulling in seventy
six million a year.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
What is that? Like eightyalia and girls who are like, yeah,
already sound like some people that you've never even heard of.
The seventy six million dollars a year.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
They're to search only fans by yeah, go to like
top ones because that's in this anti girls profile, And
she says, I'm top point eighteen percent on only fans.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Yeah, they're making insane amount of money, seventy six million
a year.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Yeah, okay, I think that's my That's the thing I
want to do. Explain yourself, guys who pay for only fans?

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
What are you doing? What are you doing? Who are you? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 11 (01:07:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
There's this thirty three year old in Maine. Her name
is Lauren Harkins, and she's still a virgin. She's on
the opposite end of this other chick. She says it's
got nothing to do with religion. She says, just very
you know, just content on her own. She said that
she learned as a young child how to be on
her own and enjoy her own company, and because of that,

(01:08:12):
she's never actively pursued a relationship. You want to look
her up, miss seab what's her name? Lauren Harkins h
A R K I N S. She probably Jills the
thirty three year old virgin. Why is this news interesting?
And why would she that's my question exactly. She's she's pretty. Yeah,
she's cute. She's a right fine, she's like a she's

(01:08:34):
in the slow sevens. That's certainly again.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Yah, she's pretty. That's I'm saying. I think she's prettier
than SeaBASS is making her out to be.

Speaker 12 (01:08:43):
Could maybe use a little nose stuff, touch on a
little stuff, little nose stuff, I mean some basic Okay,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
By the way, there's a new way to see how
kinky you are. It's a part of this sex study
they're doing. It's a an online test. It's free, the
kink Orientation Scale. Let's do it, eighteen questions. Yeah, go
to the kinkscale dot com. Okay, and you could bring
it up there. I got a fifty one out of.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
Ninety okay, so kind of right down the middle ish.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah, yeah, fifty one out of ninety. On the kinkscale
dot com question, I would describe myself as kinky a
self assessment, I am part of a sexual subculture, all right,
I didn't know. I have to look that up to
see what that is is.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
I mean that's gonna be like furreze and bondage. Okay,
so no, strongly disagree.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Okay. Sexual interests can be risky.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Okay, here's a dumb quote what a sexual subculture? So
if you're just like into, sorry, I'm sorry. The furries
aren't sexual.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
When I go to the Fulsom street, for I definitely
don't see Furrey on the street doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Okay, I don't see that at all. Yeah. What were
some of the other questions?

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Friends describe me as kinky?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Pay it will be fun?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Disagree, can be fun. My sexual interests are constantly evolving,
is okay? Sexual interest can be risky.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Greg, Maybe I mean not risky like health wise, but
you like the outdoor yeah, like public place, okay, kind
of thing, right. I like my sex to incorporate a
power dynamic.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
All right, No, mad corny, I strongly disagree with pain
can be fun in a sexual context, no context, no way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Let's see. People don't listen to me when I say things. Yeah,
we heard that one.

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
A.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
I got a fifty one out of nineties.

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
I got a fifty four out of ninety fifty four.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Mile, what's the what's the thing that you scored highest
on June that you strongly agreed with the most?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Well, let's see, does it do it that way? That's
how you're Yeah, strongly agreed only disagree my memory. Yeah,
I thought it would give you the visual sex bro. Yeah. Yeah,
if you want to take your your test the kink
scale dot com, this is one.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Where if I scored like a three, I would also
be embarrassed. You don't want to be that, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Yeah, I have outfits I wear. It's crazy. Mini'ster just finished.
He's an eighty nine out of ninety. Yeah, I got
a forty six.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Boom.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Lets see the things I had surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
The only things I scored high on was casual sex
and then comfortable going to sex shops because you know,
who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
But all this stuff about actually doing things I scored
very low on. Really because like, I don't want power
or pain or culture crap.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
That's all. Who needs that? Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
You You should have scored really really high on outfits
because don't you exclusively wear a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Oh yeah, that's a night dress. It's covered for her pleasure,
that's what that is. We'll be right back. Uh. The
house next door to Greg is for sale, and he

(01:12:17):
went to go see it because you know, Greg loves
a good open house.

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
I wanted to see the house.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
I would never do that, So what did you think?
I wouldn't do it to the neighbor that who knows me.
But if it was like a house in my neighborhood,
somebody I didn't know, because there's a house for sale
right behind me. Yeah, I don't know the neighbor, but
I mean I would like to go see it. But
I would never do that because it's what they know.
It's you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
The neighbor doesn't hold the open I'm not I'm not
actually gonna buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
That's true. Most people do that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
It's not snooping.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
It's pretty cookie. But it's on like online on Zillow
and red fin. You can see photos of it. You want,
you know what, I would do if it was the same,
because you go, it's like a subdivision or whatever. There's
a certain number of models of the same house, you know,
like maybe different elevation and whatever, but the interior is
the same. Get some ideas.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Yeah, exactly, let's see what they no issue with it.
The house was vacant because they had rented it out.
Now the owner's selling it. They had an open house.
I wanted to check it out for a couple of reasons.
Number one, to see the house because it's a nice house.
And number two, to see hmm, just how much of
my backyard can you see from this house?

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
That's perfect? That's genius.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
And it turns out more than I thought. Oh no,
I thought I was a ten out of ten on
the privacy scale.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
I would give it like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Maybe an eight out of ten, because if you stand
in certain parts of this house's backyard, get a pretty
clear shot of some locations that have been used for
some pretty triple X things. So now I'm wondering if
the people who moved out of the house, maybe they
did get a free show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Yeah that's why they moved. Maybe, like this guy's on
the watching it. Yeah, it was a little Greg you
know what I would do. But what I would do
is I would I would take that knowledge that you
now have and maybe plant some tall trees that block
the view of that one particular area. Are some strategically

(01:14:22):
placed landscape thinking that, or maybe like some sort of
fence panels in a certain area or something. But luckily
it's only this one portion. If you walk right up
to the sideyard and crane your neck over the fence,
then you can see clearly. Luckily they have these upstairs
balconies and those are right off of like or not balconies,
windows right off of bathrooms. I don't think you can

(01:14:43):
see anything from up there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
But it was a little disconcerting because I thought it
was a ten out of ten the privacy scale, but
not so much.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Yeah, family's gonna move in, I know. Is the tiny
house thing still trendy? Yes, still popular? I think I
agree with what it's on the down Yeah, I haven't
heard much of it. Was it was like all over
the place, everybody's talking about tiny homes for the longest time.

Speaker 9 (01:15:05):
I think the douchers, who the hipsters and things like
that that were like talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
A lot that has died down. I agree with you.
But I do see a lot of developers that are
building the yeah at homes. No, I did read something
about that, like they're building apartments smaller and smaller. So
here I do have some stats on that via the
average studio built in twenty fourteen, studio apartment was four

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hundred and ninety nine square feet and now they're on
average eleven percent smaller. So now they're four hundred and
forty five. That's small square fee. But of course you
know it hasn't got any smaller. As they point out,
is the rent right, it's way up over the last
ten years. But developers have been making them smaller to
fit more units into the buildings. You know, they make

(01:15:53):
more money, but they're also saying that's what people want.
They want to they want a place just to eat
and sleep and pay more.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
It's like those stupid parking lots that are all for
compact cars when nobody has a compact car.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
Like we get it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
You're trying to fit as many cars and you're a
little lot as possible, but they're not helping anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
We sometimes that's not even their fault. Like the local jurisdiction,
the code will call for they have to have based
on the occupancy of whatever the store is or the
shopping center. They have to provide x number of spots
in their lot, okay, in order to be two codes.
So what they do is they make them so super
narrow that one car now takes up two spokes exactly,

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because what other option do you have If one person
parks even two inches to the right, you can't open
your door. Now, nobody can use that spot. Yeah that's
on the right. Look, I can squeeze through.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
But the actual tiny houses that you see on TV,
the ones that they toe around and you can park
it on your correct grandma's property, well, I have yet
to see one in real life ever. I've never seen one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I've seen one on the road, really taken somewhere, like,
I've not seen one where it's all set up and
people are actually living there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
I've driven by, I forget where it was. But there's
like a little ville other tiny home village. I've like village,
drove around it. It's you know, it's a nicer trailer
park essentially.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
But I also don't believe the person who says, oh,
this apartment's five hundred square feet, I want four fifty yeah,
if you can get a thing, get more, you would
want more exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Seattle has the smallest new apartments of the country, six
hundred and sixty one square feet on average. The size
of a newly built one bedroom apartment is also down
a little since twenty fourteen. But here's the thing. The
two and three bedroom places are slightly bigger than they
used to be. Oh, so it's like the studios and
the one bedroom apartments of those are new those were
smaller than they were ten years ago, but the bigger

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places have gotten even larger.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
So basically, screw the single people and you know all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
The single people again, how much room do you need?
I had that thought every time I'm in the hotel,
like I mentioned, Like man, if I was single, if
it wasn't just me, I think I could do it. Yeah,
but you're not gonna willingly pay more for it, like
this is not don't be on their side. You know
I'm not gonna pay I'm not gonna pay more for it,
but I'm thinking, like, you know more, I'm gonna pay
less than I'm paying for the one bedroom or the

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two or three bedroom. I used to get a two
bedroom place because when I would have my parents come visit,
they'd have a place to stay, or friends that would
come visit, they'd have a place to stay. The amount
of money that you're extra paying for that second bedroom
for what you never use really maybe two weeks a
year for storage or whatever. They could stay out the
four seasons for a weekend exactly, right, Greg, you could

(01:18:32):
buy your name as a guest house. That's one of
the things I wish I would have realized when I
was younger, right, yeah, because you could have saved. Like you,
you look at what you think you need, Like when
people start a business, what they think they need compared
to what they really need to start that business they
think they need to have, Like some you know, great
retail or office space that has like their their name

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etched in on the windows and everything. You don't need
that you'll get there that does. You could start the
business in your house right and get it to a
certain point. You don't need someone who answers the phones
just so it won't be you when you answer the
phone to your own business. You don't need the second
bedroom when you're not making a lot of money. Well, yeah,
like you're paying this extra money that you don't really
need to be paying because otherwise your budget's pretty tight.

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It was done, but there's a lot done.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
What you need and what you want. A lot of
us don't need a lot of what we have. Correct,
But then I don't need any of this stuff? Why
do I keep it? We don't need a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
No, But then you can't really complain about money, can you?
Like if people are complaining about lot don't have any money, Sure,
that's the thing. I didn't have much money, but I
was spending this extra money on a second bedroom. Yeah,
getting you a look for that five days that your
mom's in town.

Speaker 11 (01:19:41):
Yeah, Oh yeah, because Bort's going through some apartment drama
or something. Oh, I'm constantly going through apartment drama. And
it never stopped since last year. Guys, were you staring
in here because you're gonna kill somebody?

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Like I.

Speaker 11 (01:19:52):
Mean, talking about money and apartments is just completely aggravating
because the mark is just exploded and going, well, you
don't need that much size? Well, no, people do neede
because we go from these cramp jobs to this cramp place.
We live with terrible neighbors and thin walls, and we're
overpaying for everything and it's like, well, maybe you don't
need things to entertain you, Like that's living above your means.
And that's like, well, no, we do, because we need

(01:20:14):
to forget what we're dealing with with these crappy ass
apartments and over expensive everything we have to pay for.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
I was thinking about it that way again. I'm thinking,
like when I'm at the hotels or whatever, and as
I'm sitting in there, I go, I could make this. Yeah,
with no wife and no kids sitting there, I can
make this on a basic level, though, you could make
it work. But where would you keep your clothes, your shoes,
your belongings. Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:20:38):
An apartment that I looked at the other day, an
entire closet was taken up by the water heater and
all they had was like two little like in set
wall shelves. And they're like, oh, by the way, this
is over two grand, right, No, I for a one bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I do understand that. I understand what you're saying too.
People have stuff. Oh yeah, there's no storage in the
one bedroom. Ye oh.

Speaker 11 (01:20:59):
And hey, by the way, if you guys want a
good apartment, you have to live like thirty miles away
and pay about the same and then you have to
commute and deal with that and hope that the apartment
is slightly bigger.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
It's go'da be really hard for board too, because he
needs a place to put all those actions a collectible.

Speaker 11 (01:21:13):
Oh not just that, but I need my desk, I
need my audio equipment, I need everything, And I'm like, okay,
can I fit any of this?

Speaker 10 (01:21:18):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:21:19):
So then you have to put it on storage and
then that's more money and gerbils and guinea pigs.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Thank you very much, so says I live in a
tiny house outdoor shower, and I love it. Four hundred
and thirty square feet Yeah outdoor, right.

Speaker 11 (01:21:34):
That's like half the tiny house.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Yeah, just for the shower.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
I couldn't do it, don't need it's done on vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Yeah, it's okay to go camping for a week. I
could do it like a week get away. Yeah, it's
message dream. I'll trade menas apartment for house right now.

Speaker 9 (01:21:51):
I stay a tiny home.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
There's a community called cul de Sac. It's about fifteen
miles from downtown Phoenix. It's the very first ever car
free community. Say very first, what fairy first? Oh? Very first?
Insist upon proper puncia. Yeah, car Freak is so it
was built from scratch and so far one hundred and

(01:22:12):
forty people have moved in. The developers plan to expand
to about a thousand residents and seven hundred and sixty
apartments on seventeen acres by next year. The rentals they
are going for between fifteen hundred and twenty three hundred
dollars a month for one or two bedroom apartments, and
they also offer rental initiatives that can bring the rent

(01:22:34):
down to twelve hundred dollars a month. But there are
no cars allowed.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
It's not one of those loopholes where it's all golf
carts or something, right, or maybe there's just.

Speaker 9 (01:22:45):
An electric you know, I think they do. I saw
this community. I think you can't have like an electric
golf cart or something like that. Yeah, but no car,
no coll I'm sure they have a giant parking lot
at the edge of the community, but like Phoenix can't
bring it in. Yeah, Phoenix is building a lot, a
lot of cool communities where they have like lagoons.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
That are crystal clear. It's pretty cool. Are their golf
carts and there's golf that you want to live in
a studio. Greg wants to drive a golf cart golf
all over the place. I truly believe you, World peace.
If you ever make it to Florida, they're everywhere. Great.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Yeah, maybe someday.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
It is some of the text over to two two
nine eight seven and good luck with all the backyard
Newton Great.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
I think those days a have to be over.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Yeah, I mean a couple, I'm telling me, a couple
strategically places trees. Yeah, that's what I have to do.
Like those tall skinny the cypress or something whatever they're called.
You know, they grow really fast, but they grow just tall, right,
and you can kind of create a little hedge wall.
I know, it's like leave me alone kind of thing.
You know. Yeah, ain't nobody want to see that?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Nobody wants to look at that?

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
More? What he shows next? You know, it's the Woody Show,
all right. So tomorrow you got Edison board. There's gonna
be a California Fish Grill and Whittier on Whittier Boulevard
from two until four pm. Bunch of giveaways happening there.

(01:24:09):
Theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merch. It is
all happening there with Bort and Menace at California at
Fish Grill that is tomorrow and you can get all
the information. I'm sure Menace has it on our socials. Yes,
it's a Woody show. That Hi, welcome back everybody. It

(01:24:33):
is the Woodie Show. This woman was hanging out at
her friend's house and she started going into labor. The
EMTs were called and they were able to deliver the baby.
And then a few weeks later, the woman said that
she got a bill in the mail from her friend.
It was a bill for the sofa that she had

(01:24:55):
given birth on. Says she doesn't mind paying, but thanks.
You know, kind of harsh being sent a bill.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
It's so tacky.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
It's tacky.

Speaker 6 (01:25:05):
But I first I thought it was like using my
home when but if you ruin the couch, you're on
the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'd be like, oh man, really
sorry about the couch, Sorry about my after birth. God
on your on your fine couch. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
But you would never send your friend.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
No, I'm just saying somebody I'd give him the couch.
I would say, hey, you know what this is, this
is your this is your baby cau memento.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Yeah, or you take it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Yeah, I mean, I'm just go get a new couch.
This is here. Here you go, here's your couch.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
Now, Greg, if people were wearing adult diapers, as we found,
are not that uncomfortable, there, very comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
How would you wear an adult diaper when you're giving birth? Well,
not when, but beforehand, when you think it might happen,
because then your well, Greg would even allow that to
even happen on this couch, not in the formal living
room sitting there. Yeah, he won't even let people sit
on that thing.

Speaker 6 (01:26:02):
And you can't go in the garage because that's where
the cars are.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Trueactly by Greg. Right, here's something I've never seen before,
and it's getting more and more popular, especially with Gen
Z and millennial women. They're throwing success showers, so kind
of like a baby shower or a bridal shower. This
celebrates the personal and professional successes that they and their

(01:26:27):
other girlfriends have accomplished. Oh this is this is single
chicks without a family who wanted to get in on
the action. That's what I was going to say this.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
I think the idea of this has been around for
a while, but it's finally being executed. Like if you
don't have a husband or a kid and it's like,
where's my shower.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah. Younger women say that they are doing this because
they believe they should be spotlighted for life achievements outside
of marriage and or motherhood. Give me. Plus, let's not
forget that millennials and Gen Z also need constant validation.

Speaker 12 (01:26:54):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Yeah, I mean like this has been happening since the
beginning of time and people getting together and celebrating success.
But just like, hey, let's go grab a beer. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
but now it's themed for gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Showering with gifts because you're successful.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Like I don't get that dinner. But what I'm gathering
on this is that it'd be like you and a
bunch of other friends who have good things to celebrate,
all going out together. I don't know if it necessarily
gifts for each other.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
You said shower, though, showering with gifts, that's what a
shower is.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Thank you. Yeah, water, But I think that's more. I
don't know. I'm more literal.

Speaker 10 (01:27:29):
But like Mena said, going out to celebrate someone's promotion
or something with your friends has been happening forever.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Yeah, but now it's like we need to gifts. Do
it on social media. Send an evite. Yeah, it's so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:27:42):
I'm exactly the opposite. Every time I've gotten like a
new job, and like even here my girlfriend's, the first
thing they say is we gotta go out, we gotta celebrate,
And every single time I get out of it, it's
I think it's like a superstitious thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
I'm like, no, it's good. Let me just do my job.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Yeah, it freaks me out, Like I don't want to
I don't want to jinx anything.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
But you already got the job I know for now.
I know just every jobs for now.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
But it's like also, I'm not big like you wouldn't
know it, but I'm not big on like that kind
of center of attention.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Like okay, I get thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:17):
When Greg Woody and I had dinner here when we
first came back to this company, we had Canoli's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
I mean that celebrated.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Yeah, there you go. That was like, oh yeah, that
was like a dinner going out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Yeah. The night we had dinner with like the Muckety MUCKs,
right and got the official offer and then we had Cannolis.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Yeah, it was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
I went back to get more place we went to
Oh yeah, yeah, I can't remember where the but I
was so speaking of co workers in this constant validation thing.
Almost every time I see her, she always tells me
that she's really worried that I don't like her, And
I go, what do you mean, Like I talked to
you all the time. My wife really likes her talking

(01:29:02):
about Kristin Lamone. Oh yeah, and she goes, I'm sorry,
I'm a millennial. I need constant validation selfware Like yeah,
I said, were we not colo? No, no, just I'm
just like double triple like quadruple checking. Yeah, because I'm
a millennial and I need constant validation. And she was
going on about how that I guess that's a thing.

(01:29:25):
So I guess that would make sense for you know,
success showers. Did you tell her that the asking for
validation makes you not like her? Uh? No, because I
like her. She's very cool, Ye, very cool like eighty
four Woodie. Yeah, someone said success Showers giving very carey.
Bradshaw vibes totally very sex in the city. And what

(01:29:48):
would you get somebody like gifts for, Like, what would
you buy them for something like that briefcase right right?
Some crocs yeah, you can send a text over to
to now eighty seven. We will be right back. It's
a woody show, all right, Welcome back everybody. It is Monday, Yeah,

(01:30:14):
it is September twenty third, twenty twenty four. Today is
National Great American pot Pie Day. Yeah. Oh, I do
like a good hot pie. Uh huh. I mean I
feel like I get pot pie the same reason I
get like a French onion soup. And the French onion
soup is just all about eating the cheese off the top.
It's melted over the top. Yeah, and then the pot

(01:30:36):
pie is just all about eating the crust. Well, you like,
you bring out that crust on the top and you
mix it in. I don't mix it in. Oh no way,
it gets it gets too mushy. And that's what what
is correct on this. Yeah, it's just like eating straight
starch like a well, if you listen, you know how
I love my chili and my soup. And that's true.
I pretty much take like all the saltine crackers like

(01:30:59):
an entire box. Yeah, tonight, it just come together on
much forage. What is savoring is the buttery crispiness of that. Yes,
exactly right. And instead of losing it in the mush.
You don't dip it in that white gravy though, No,
I'll leave that just in like a soup. Almost, sorry,
stew I guess it would be more like a stew right.
The only thing is some of those things are a
thousand degrees dude, Yeah, the mouth, but that there's a

(01:31:22):
secure for that. Yeah, you put it in the freezer
because freezer fifteen minutes and it ruins the rest of
the freezer. Yeah, I'll tell you his National Apple Cider
Vinegar Day. Have you ever tried one of those? I mean,
like I've seen some of these things online. People will say, oh,
you should drink like a shot. People swear by apple

(01:31:43):
cider vinegar. What is that supposed to do? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Folkaline your body and just really just balances your pH.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
It's not so it's not like it it's supposed to
be hocus poc. It's not supposed to be like some
of the ignite your metabolism or I mean, they give
it a lot of credit. You'll go ahead.

Speaker 10 (01:32:00):
I used to take well, I used to take shots
of it, but it wasn't for whatever, all these health
reasons were.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
People said to do it for my stomach delicious, you know,
because I would get an upset stomach a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:32:09):
And so if there was something I was going to
eat that I had a feeling it was going to
make me sick, I could take a shot of apple
cider vinegar and it still would make.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Me sick, but my stomach wouldn't hurt. I wouldn't get
the pain from it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
That's the way, because I would think that would be
so rough, like any kind of vinegar, like a shot
of vinegar would be so rough on your stomach.

Speaker 10 (01:32:28):
No, No, it made it so I didn't have any pains,
Like when you have ibs and you get it, it's painful.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
I still had to go to the bathroom, but there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
Was no pain.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Well, if instead of eating something that you think will
make you sick, don't eat it, but it's delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
I want to try that something that you love. Also,
they say a remedy for kidney stones, but I don't
do it. I love.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
The real reason it's so popular is it is it
has been shown in small studies to slightly lower blood glucose.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Therefore, like like your we gov or your genre, so
we should be doing it. Well, here's the thing. It's
very slight and just if you eat.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Proper okay, but what if you do a gallon?

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
And it's also a National Family Day, boring, it's celebrated
Bisexuality Day, It's Redhead Appreciation Day, your favorite National Checkers Day,
and it's go with your gut Day, everybody, I will will. Yeah.
So a couple entertainment things here, A couple sexy stories,

(01:33:29):
one including Adam West. Because before he had all these
other guys that we know were just like a master swordsman,
there was Adam West, the og batman Clario, and rumors
have existed for years that you know, even after his death.
He died in twenty seventeen, he was eighty eight years old.
They talk about the sexual prowess of this man. They
said there were some nights where he was rumored to

(01:33:50):
have gotten with as many as eight women in a
single night. There was also a story way Adam West
was banned from the city of Aspen Colle Dolrado for
a decade and a half because the number of women
in the area that he had given the bat cable too. Yeah,
So I mean that's what I mean. They talk about
what says Wilt Chamberlain. Yeah, the guys, here's why I

(01:34:14):
say you're famous. I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
The reason I say no way is because of physical things.
There's a thing called a refractory period. True when you're
Adam West and even in the days when he was famous.
Let's be generous and say he was in his early
what forties? Okay, you eight eight different women, and you
don't want to necessarily go to completion with each of them.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
And what if it's eight women at the same time,
and this is pre viagra is all? That's the other thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
That's why I'm saying, what about early?

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
And you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
See, I've never I've never believed the stories like the
Wilt Chamberlain number. I forget what it was. This is
in the thousands of thousand. Logistically, it'd be like all
you did was sex. That's a day, every day exactly.
So do I do I think he hooked up with
a lot of chicks? Yes? Do I think it's more
than one thousand? Probably not. Also rumored the Great Gory
based his voice on Edim West Oah, yeah, I couldn't
even remember it. Cross between him and Shatner. You know me,

(01:35:07):
I'm a big Batman fan, right, yeah, some other sexy news.
She's fifty now, but she was on Baywatch back in
the day. Brandy Roderick. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah. So she's
on OnlyFans, and she says it's been a wonderful outlet
that has allowed a single mom like her to take
care of her family. She said the content for her

(01:35:28):
Only Fans is similar to what she did when she
modeled for Playboy, but she likes that Only Fans lets
her be her own editor. She says, quote, I don't
show any nudity down below, so that's the only difference.
But I do try to make them very artistic and
very beautiful and very meaningful. Okay, I mean she is hot. Yeah,
I mean I haven't crazy hot. I haven't seen her

(01:35:51):
in years. She's fifty.

Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
Now, do you have a picture, Yeah, I mean, I'm
just I'm going through images here.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Let me shore see a nip there. No, she's a
beautiful woman. Yeah, she's doing great. I mean I look
at her.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
Yeah, I wouldn't pay That's what I wouldn't pay to here.
But live what do you show meeting? That should be
our next here to defend yourself. Guys who pay for
only fans? Oh, why are you doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
What are you doing because you're a fan? Okay? Have
we ever asked you to the question like what would
you like a would you sell pictures of your feet?

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Thank god? Normal?

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
When I was there was like a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
I was like aggressively underemployed, and I looked into doing OnlyFans.
My husband, Yeah, my husband was bummed, But I was like,
who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
What would you wait? What would you do an only fans? Like?
What was your plan if your husband would have been
okay with it? What would what was your plan going
to be? Let's say if I wasn't married, I would
do like what did you pitch to him? Like what
was it going to be?

Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
What I pitched to him?

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
And what I really thought I would do or not?
The sorm a tasteful you know whatever swim suit? But
I would I if this was an alternate universe, I
would have done like like pasties, you know, like a
little something over the nip.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Okay, so you would I would have showed. I would
have showed boo bage. Yeah, but what's the point, Like
why would you even want to see booth? Like if
you were like, I'm not a boot guy for if
you're a boom guy, I'm paying for it. Like, why
am I paying for pasty pictures? You didn't see me
before my reduction? People would have paid top dollar. But
the point being that they were massive. Yeah, there's free
porn everywhere. Yeah not somebody that you like formed like

(01:37:30):
a radio relationship. So if you were gonna wear pasties,
so there was nothing below the bell, there was nothing
like you weren't going to go full nude from fans.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
I don't think i'd have to sell used underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
That was pitched to me by a company it and
I declined you did? Yeah, now why like why so
why sell pictures like your feet or like you're open
to doing like the only fans thing will were.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
Because because used underwears by io Hazard, Like like's holy fake?

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
That again, that's true. Where are you when they are?
I'll go to their dollar store all day, the bio
has that'd be their problem.

Speaker 6 (01:38:10):
True, that's true. Yeah, that seemed that that was too freaky.
I wouldn't want in ten years, who knows they could
clone me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, because that's
what I said.

Speaker 10 (01:38:22):
You guys say that I'm crazy that like sending your
DNA to somebody as some freak person who knows what
they could end up doing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
With it in the future. To be real, maybe if
we're like it seventy years in the future. Sure, yeah,
but unless it's like some like you know, high level
scientists that's on Craigslist. Yeah, and buys your panties. I
got ripped off. And if they did again, if they
had millions of dollars and did clone you meet yourself,

(01:38:49):
it was so exciting. Yeah, what do you mean, what
are they going to use it for? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
I don't sell it for sex, like exactly, so I
just don't want money.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
I'm sure, take me traffic, my mannequin. We all have
doppelgangers out there, ye right, Like, so we all have
someone who's out there who probably looks almost identical to us.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
So hey, speaking of that, I am constantly asked, Hey,
are you that chick from that porno or you do
you know?

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
And I get this all the time. I'm gotten text here,
do you know who the porn? Different ones?

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
The latest one is, I want to say, Ava Adams,
I've heard that her up, but I get different ones.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Anybody who's like vaguely Italian or Jewish, but you can, yes, exactly.
Look everybody look up. Okay, yeah you must. Yeah we
had her recently on the bus. Wow. See her cans
are still huge.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Oh yeah, she had No, she's one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
There's a couple of others. I don't think it really
looks like you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Now here's a very naive question because I just don't
know only fans. Does literally anything go like you do?

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
You could do hardcore off Gina and Sammy Virtual eyes, Greg,
do you think this looks like Gina? I mean I
can't really tell. This is getting. Do you want to say,
get the position? Do you want to say? Okay, yeah,
I could see it ouch ouch not everything like they

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don't allow hard course get.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
And well no, I don't mean like that, but I
mean like to completion like sex. Oh yeah, okay, because
even I would consider Yeah I.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Thought you did. I thought the person who's doing it
decides what they'll do. See, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do
anything like that. Like if I if I had the opportunity,
if anybody would care to feed underwear, no problem, Like
if I had.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Like you know how auctions will have a minimum right,
you know, if I had a minimum, like, oh, you'll
you'll definitely make X per month.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
You have to meet that, right.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
If I and nan I would put out the video,
I would very much consider it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Yeah, and I would sell feet have like Mariovid's of course, yeah,
they're you would want. There are couples that do that.
They're like, they're on only fans and I mean they're
doing stuff to each other. But you're you know, you
could tell this couple what to do. Oh wow, twelve
couples you should follow. That'd be great for like, you know,
couples that have no kids would be kind of weird,

(01:41:15):
like eventually when I mean, if you want to explain
that to your kids, because like one of their friends go, hey,
so I was on this site. Well you see my
range Rover in the driveway. Yeah, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
And then if your friend finds it, you'd say, well,
what we're doing looking for it?

Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
Well you know what they were doing looking for it,
they're you know, kid would be nobody would I would
trade range Rover for my parents not doing porn. Yeah, yeah,
I agree, I agree. I agree. All your friends going like, dude,
just watch your mom get piped.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
We have a range rover.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Yea, we have a range row was all right? Time
for the birthdays, Shi, we're gonna sits.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
And you know you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Let's start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Jason Alexander,
George Costanza. You know he's got a new pocket he does?
Is it any good? Uh? Yeah? They kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
It's him and this old radio guy, and they interview.
They don't necessarily interview celebrities. They interview like a guy
who I love, who busts and psychic scammers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
Yes, they did go down the rabbit holes. Who's the
old radio guy?

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
Oh that guy?

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
Yeah, he's good.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
Yeah early.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
He and George Costanzo Alexander have been friends for decades.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Yeah. He used to write jokes for Joan Rivers, like
I think he is. I think so.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Oh, Jason Alexander is sixty five years old today, Greg,
I don't know why it's not at the party already.
It's Bruce Springsteen's birthday. Man, it's your favorite. Greg hates him.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
I'm friends with an old radio spekond old radio guys
who literally last week went on a pilgrimage to whatever
the stupid town that Bruce is from.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Is at a very park.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
He's taking photos of fort of like the sign Asray Park.
He dragged his god loving wife, you know, his very
patient wife, Oliver Asbury Parks.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
We can take a photo. He just played. He like
popped up and started playing some at the old club
where he played like hundreds of times. I'm up, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
I would have gone old timing and thrown tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
Bris Fringsteen's seventy five years old today. Anthony Mackie Falcon
in the Marvel Movies and Disney Plus, which you know
his new Captain America. He's an eight mile hurt locker.
A bunch of other movies. Anthony Mackie forty six, hassamanaj
from The All, the former Daily Show correspondent from Dating
Menace Yeah, and Dating Yeah thirty nine. Today you got

(01:43:42):
Skylar Aston and Kendrick's boyfriend Jesse and the Pitch Perfect movies.
I know that watched The Star thirty seven today. Lazy
Bone from Bone, Thugs and Harmony is fifty. Without them,
we never have the Crossroads. And Julio Iglesias, the master
Spanish swordsman, Enrique Iglesias's father. He's eighty one today. Legend

(01:44:05):
your porno birthday is Danny Daniels, and she slid down
more poles than a fireman. She's been in nine hundred
and sixty four fine films, including butt Naked in Nature.
She was in the Horror of Wall Street Volumes two
and three. She was in Riding at Raw, also the
holiday film Have a Horny New Year, and who Can

(01:44:28):
Forget her unforgetable role in All Holes, No Polls, Volume sixteen.

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
Great, that sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
That sounds like something that you'd be into. I mean,
is it is bisexuality days? Yeah, All Holes, no Pole
And you know Greg likes a good lesbian story.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
And if you reverse that, that's that's my tattoo. Yeah,
that's Danny Taniels, no hole.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
That's right. Who's thirty five years old today? And that's
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays in that. Just a
little of entertainment stuff for you here on this Monday morning.
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Woodies show coming up for you next. Hang on. Well
to that, I would respond your mom's box.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
The Woody Showabuila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
All right, Well, that's gonna do it for Monday Morning.
Everybody good, Let's wrap up, get out of here quick.
You tell you what you can find on the Monday
podcasts by going to the woodieshow dot com. Today the
weekend cheers and jeers of course, and radio's most immature
game guests, Who's That's always a blast? Get it news

(01:45:33):
headlines and more. It's on the Monday podcast coming up tomorrow,
brand new redneck news. And if we can harvest some
good stories Greg Gory's lesbian stories, please call it was
just a bisexuality day. And you know, Greg, even though
he's gay, he loves a good lesbian story, especially I
don't wanna call it accidental lesbian. There's experimental dabbling, dabbling, dabbling,

(01:45:55):
as he would say, just anything naughty, you know, maybe
maybe some buzzed dabbling. Yeah, right, anyway, So that and
more Tuesday on the Woody Show. Anything you want to
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(01:46:15):
All right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Yeah, it's very easy to understand why roosters wake up
and scream.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Because there babies. It's like, just get up and go
to work, don't hit snooze. Yeah, what are you so
mad about? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
It is like cluck around and impregnate a chicken. Yeah,
right exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
However they make that work. It's not being such a cock,
you know. Get all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for give me the Woody Show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we
love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it and we will catch you back
here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
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