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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Speer's due to the graphic nature of this.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
EG, good morning, everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well, today is September the twenty seventh, twenty twenty four.
And would you look at that, ladies and gentlemen, we
admit it to the end of another week.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It is Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, Rip, coming to you live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm Moddie.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's Greg Gory, would there's Gina, Grady Moran, Gina, we
got Menace, There is Sammy, honey Sea batt is here,
we got Bored, we got Caroline Morgan and Vaughan and
you are v I P. Welcome to Friday. It is
the Woodie Show. Oh yes, all right, So here's the
(01:35):
rough plan for this Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We'll get the Friday fail stories.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Menace is late night monologue weekend review.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Rip.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Alright, get a little look at what happened this week
with Menace. He's gonna have some huge comedy for us.
I know it's gonna be great and something also very
special for you today, ladies and gentlemen. The d U
y Q, but with Mike the Show Killer. Yeah, Mike
the Showkiller will join us for the d u i
Q that's coming up, plus some of the trending news headlines.
(02:06):
We've got the entertainment stuff for the Hours out, Birthdays,
Porno Birthday and more here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Like I said, we're in Philadelphia here for a couple events,
one of which was last night. It was a sublime
show with a bunch of listeners and that was cool
to meet up with people before the show. And obviously
you like see everybody during the show, which was which
is great. Thank you everybody who came out. And then yeah,
we're dude, we're so busy.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
So stupid.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Tonight we're doing a takeover at at Amusement Park Dorney Park.
It's a big Halloween Haunt takeover with another couple hundred,
maybe three hundred Woodies Show listeners.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And then then we're gonna go back to Woodies Show
Hate headquarters for Monday, and then on Tuesday we're off
to Dallas where we're on ninety seven point one The Eagle,
and we're gonna be hosting like a little pre concert
event before the Godsmack show meeting some listeners there, and
then we've got some other stuff happening while we're in DFW.
(03:01):
Kind of busy, dude, I mean we're all over the place.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The other day you had that thing where people are
reaching max peak stress right now? Yeah, yeah, And I said,
I totally agreed. This is why, like being that busy
for me is out of my norm.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
But it feels good, right, Uh yeah, I like it.
It's good. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's safe if you don't like to do it, but
you like to have done it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yes, that's a good way. I've got a Friday check in.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You can hit us up on the text over to
two two ninety, so make sure you include your name,
like what you whatever got going on this weekend. Always
like to live vicariously through exciting plans too. Typically we're
not doing much. Yeah, totally, but like Greg, just kind
of like lasers on the country kind of thing, right,
so little lasers lately.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
One thing here, here's what I realized. I didn't realize
that the Gina grad was this person. But her hotel
room we heard about, Sammy, Yes, and when you when
she gets a room that has the two beds she
has one bed for sleeping and the other one no,
not for sex, no eating for.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Eating right, And that's when I'm in a room alone,
in a hotel room by myself, I purposely get.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Two beds, eating bed and eating be exactly. And this
thing that Gina does, I think the only other person
I know is maybe Greg Gory. She hangs everything up
and puts everything away like.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I do that.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
The first thing I do is I iron everything and I
put it in the closet.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't know, because.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Your stuff is all wrinkly from the suitcase. I can't
wear it like that to wherever we're going to wear it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, So, but.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't want to do it every time. I just
want to get all the ironing done, I put it
in the closet and move on with my life.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, absolutely, hang stuff up.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Put stuff in drawers.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh, I would never put stuff in drawers, then I would.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I heard that you shouldn't because they're kind of grows.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I'm sure they are. But I'm out of sight, out
of mine, and if it's in the drawer, it doesn't exist,
and I leave without it. How do you not forget it?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Do?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I just remember hotels still have drawers.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yes, yeah, they open, they're not just decorative.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh I never use them.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
See, I'll do that if I'm on a they if
it's just a couple of days, I'm not. I'm not
taking everything out of the suit I don't. I just
live out of the suitcase. If it's for two or
three days tops. If I'm there for an entire week,
of course, there's a couple of things that I'll take
out of there. Like I have like a button down shirt,
I'll hang it up.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't iron it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm hoping that itself out. It's the magic closet I'm imagining,
like when I close the door, these like you know,
little elves come out or a little like you know,
the little iron fair well.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You know you can do it doesn't always work, but
people say just hang it up in the bathroom exactly.
Let the steam work on it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
For greg and you got to pretty damn steamy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Damn steaming. But I don't want all musty, you know,
all wet. But here's the thing too, I would love
to use an iron in a hotel room. But how
do you even use them? Because what do you mean
they have ironing board. You don't know how to iron.
I know how to iron, but for some reason, why
are they overly complicated? In hotels they are simpler have
like no because in the day they're cheap. What iron
(06:00):
ironed all the time? I'll just plugged it in. But
the ones that I the hotels I go to, they
have like all these different knobs, all these different settings.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Really like only there's a there's usually a knob and
you can go to like a really hot or.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I know how to iron, I ironed. I don't don't
know that. You do? You know I did? I would
have to iron every day.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Are you going to place with like a digital iron
or something? Analogy?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, it has like it has like five different buttons.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I've two things I've seen one where it's just you know,
an iron off. They're putting them in all the rooms,
so they're not gonna be these high end irons, right yeah.
And then the second because some people are eating up
sandwiches with those you know yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That line. Yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
They have like leftover steak or whatever, they can't they'll
they'll put it under the iron.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
That seems like a terrible idea.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, I'm not saying it's a great idea, but people will.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Do that whenever I iron them, like has this touched cheese?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Or they'll have And I do like these those ones
that kind of look like a little handheld vacuum, but
it just blows steam a steamer steamer.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I like.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Using those so much that I when I steamed out
my dress before my wedding, I had my best friend,
my mom, and a couple other people bring over their
dresses because I insisted on steaming them the night before
because it's so fun.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I used to stay with my grandma every once in
a while because I wouldn't se your all the time. But
if I stay with my grandma and she would iron everything,
she'd iron my underwear, she would iron my socks.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Did she do this?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I know one person who did this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Because she was just so happy I was there. Was
really sweet.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Iron Did she iron your sheets? Your bed sheets? I
know one person who ironed it. I have done that?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You did?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I like to iron.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
I'm an ironer.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I like to do it. It's so weird.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
There was one time I think I was in college,
and I just thought, you know what, I'm going to iron.
I'm going to iron my sheets, and I did, and
it was nice, but it wasn't overly necessary.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I realized, Yeah, my mom made me iron the sheets.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
That's crazy. They stretch out on their own.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You got a bunch of you know, I'm sure like
bed ugs and whatever else live in your stuff, Craig,
so probably have fun with them, all right? Eight seven
seven forty four. What you like you mention Friday check ins?
What you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Where are you hanging?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
What you're doing?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm exciting? Something fun?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Let us know about that or there's anyone anything you'd
like to have us mentioned? Text on over two two
nine eight seven to make sure you include your name,
what part of town you're in. We're gonna take a
quick break more what he shows next?
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Speaker 3 (08:47):
All right, well we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct world. It means Friday morning. You got ye
rip noise. It is September the twenty seventh, twenty twenty four.
Thank you for being here. Let's get through the morning
(09:08):
and into the weekend as quickly as we can, shall we?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We show?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm Woody, that is Gina Grant. Hey, we got Greg
Gordon Menace is here?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What is up? Woody?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
We've got Sammy Marty, We've got Sea Bass, We've got
the phones open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text day Friday
check in over to two to nine eight seven. Just
include your name and then whatever part of town you're
in that you're listening to the Woodies show this morning.
Any kind of exciting weekend plan you can hit us
up with that or anything or anyone else you'd like
(09:37):
to have us mentioned with your Friday check in setting
all the info over tow to nine eight seven. I
got the Mike the Show Killer coming up. Yeah for
a round of the DUIQ and right now we got
the Friday fail stories. All right, ladies. Jupen boys and girls,
(10:24):
Time for your Friday fail story. All these people thought
they had the perfect plan, the plan that could never
go wrong. But then somewhere along the line, that went
from being a great idea the one big steak in
mega uber ultra. Alright, not bad? Yelt it pretty now?
(11:00):
All right, detail stores, Here we go, starting with this one.
I've heard a lot about this one here recently. It's
about this one in South Carolina. Her name is Jessica Johnson.
First of all, Johnson. She was a hardcore crossfitter. She
decided to do this thing called the Murph Challenge. The
Murph where you run, where you run a mile, you
do three hundred squats, two hundred push ups, one hundred
(11:22):
pull ups, and then after that you run another mile.
Usually takes almost an hour. Yeah, and she went an hour.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh god, couldn't took me over a month. Oh, I
called that a Tuesday morning anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So she went so hard her biceps basically exploded. She
couldn't even straighten her arms. Even still didn't go the doctor.
She went until she lost feeling in both of her hands,
and even still just went to urgent care. Okay, so
they immediately sent her to the actual hospital to the
emergency room. She had that thing that we were just
talking about the other day. The rabdoughialysis is where. Ye,
(11:58):
it's where your muscles. You'll work your muscles to such
an extent that they break down and then yoursells die, right,
they die enter your bloodstream and then your liver and
kidneys can't handle them, and then you It could even
kill you. Yeah, I mean it's bad. So the doctors
they had to cut her arms open just to reduce
the swelling. You guys, She says that she is done
with the extreme workouts for.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's like, girl, yeah, those epic Now you don't need
to be doing all that saying you know.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, see just another example how work it out's very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
God, here's one from Florida where you got this forty
three year old Guy's name is Timothy Hickerson. He was
on the run from the law, outstanding warrants for a
second degree murder in burglary, and for the last fourteen
years he managed to avoid getting caught until now and
how to get caught. He ran a red light cop
(12:53):
saw him, figured out who he was, and now tim
is back where he belongs. Right there. In failed Jail.
Oh yeah, uh dude, So SeaBASS had mentioned this one,
but really, we wouldn't be doing our job if we
did include it in the fails. Is the one from Florida.
The guy he was walking back to his car, he
had some breakfast out some restaurant, and as he got
(13:13):
closer to the car there in the garage, you could
see some random guy inside of his car, a super
sweet Corvette. Nice and apparently the dude had broken into
the car. But this particular model of Corvette has a
security system that locked him inside and trapped him. Okay,
so like, none of the electrical components will function if
you don't have the key, and that includes the doors.
(13:35):
I mean there is a one of those manual door
release things'.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
Release, but it's not apparent to the average driver.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, so it's it's under the seat. This guy didn't
know about that. So the owner starts filming with his
camera and asks him. He's like, uh, yo, man, what
are you doing my brother?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
This is not your car.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
This is my car. No, you can't get out because
we called him the cop.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
What do you mean for what this is at that?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Are you trying to steal my car?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah? Man, uh, can you let me out?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
No call the cops for what?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Why do you mean?
Speaker 9 (14:11):
For what?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I love?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
It is incredibly polite, by the way.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
My brother, Come on, man, rules there you go off
to fail jail fail and let us those of your
Friday failed stor. Hate to cut it a little short
this morning, but we do have a special guest who's
gonna be joining us next. Is Mike the Show Killer. Yeah.
So Mike Killer, Yeah, I mean that literally, and Figura.
(14:40):
He's one of our oldest friends. Literally. Fig Well, it's
Friday morning, as his tradition here on the Woody Show,
it's time for the d U i Q.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
But because we are doing the show live from Philadelphia
at our Philadelphia affiliate one O four five, the person
who they put in charge wisely of this fine facility
and this radio station is the person that we have
a long and storied past with ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's Mike the Show Killer.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Like we've talked to you about, like to have you
on face to face. This is like.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It's been years, it's been like since the twenty eighteen
something like that. She's got a stylist since we last
last seeing him. Yeah, you have a yeah, you have
a look now, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
A little, and then then you took him to school.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Story graduate school.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's weird dropping your boyfriend off and the
drop off line let's change.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I do love. I always want to say I love
that roofs de soul. I'll tell you that's yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
In fact, that might have been your theme song. It's
called on my Knees right, yes, the song from the
morning again. Yeah, totally fits for Mike and you met
Gina grad I.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Love you, show Killer, beautiful addition to this so hard.
Speaker 12 (16:17):
You're so positive, radiating vibrancy that way and.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
All right, shut up, you don't miss you.
Speaker 12 (16:26):
Let you know here, Yeah no, and you just get
you challenge this team like that's what that's what I
used to do.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Here our mental health. All right, challenge you to do
a good show with me in charge. Yeah, where's that
voice from? All right?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
So anyway, Mike the show Killer is going to be
basically our contestant. We're also going to have him guests
to see if he knows the answers to the d
U y Q questions this week and the same as
the game every other week, except instead of a caller,
we have Mike the show Killer, our special guest, and
so see best go ahead and explain the game to
Mike one more time.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
Well, Michael, I go out and I find some drunk person,
and now if they are nineteen and drunk and gay,
I don't take him home. What I do is I
ask him thirty of questions, ask him trivia questions that
are otherwise very simple, and see if in their drunken
state they can answer the questions. Now, the game is
played typically by you guessing whether the drunk can answer
the questions or not, but in this case we're kind
of just throw around the room. Everybody will make their
(17:28):
own guesses at these questions. And in fact, I want
to give Sammy some credit. She says something very very funny,
and what do you was witness to this off the air,
I said, exaucept, oh, Mike's gonna play with us, And
I said, well, Mike is an especially stupid Sammy was
I wasn't talking to Sammy, but she said.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Neither am I.
Speaker 10 (17:47):
Because that's why we have Sammy and medicine, because sober
they often fail to answer it correctly.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
As well, so we'll have medicine.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Sammy also guessing along with Mike the show killer and
who is the drunk? This week, We're gonna use this
clip just to kind of get a better idea just
how with it or not with that? This drunk person is?
Speaker 10 (18:04):
This is nik She's out partying with her ladies. And
I don't know that Niek has a good handle on accounting.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Okay, here's how many drinks?
Speaker 7 (18:13):
What you say you've had?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Dirty?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Yeah? That be dead. I'm not dead yet.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Up still here.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Boy's been hating on y'all all night.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Just keep walking.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
They ain't got no money. How can you tell what?
God doesn't have any money because he broke and he black.
If you black, you ain't got no money?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (18:35):
You Why so you have some money?
Speaker 13 (18:36):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That you got some money?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Hey, wait till she sees your cyber truck. I would
have to buy her any drinks? Then, that's right.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The tron we say what her background is?
Speaker 10 (18:53):
She is African American female?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yes, okay, right, yeah, just to clarify, right, yeah, she
said it. We didn't. I don't care. I don't care
what the hell she says? All right, So U d
u y Q. Everybody ready for question number one? Oh yeah,
all right, here we go. Name any Nobel Prize winner ever,
Name any Nobel Prize winner ever. We'll go around the room.
(19:17):
Gina grab What do you.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Think do I think she can name a Nobel Prize winner?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (19:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
All right?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Then what about Menace, Menace, Sammy and Mike Killer? What
are your guesses that would be you? Gene?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Oh, I'm sorry. I know there's a lot of moving
parts today.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
But it's never just the drum.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You're right, No, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Yeah, I tapped out after I give my answer. Okay,
I go, I go around the wheel with no.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
No, everybody, no, Greg Gory. I'm going to say no
to Nick, Okay, pretty confident with that. I'm going to
say yes to Menace. I'm going to say yes to
the Killer and for Sammy. No, I mean, do you.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Have the complet list their sea bass of all the
people I'm looking for that.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
But I can always just google whatever answer they give me,
I know, and that'll pop right up.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Okay, you do that too, then.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
It'll give you when you're playing games.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Mike.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, I'll say uh no to the drunk. I will
say speak which what do you think my search history is? Yeah,
I'll say no here, Yeah, I guess I should clarify.
I'll say no to both drunks, both Nik and Mike
the Show. Yeah, get it. Mike is an advantage because
he's all old, you know. I'll say why that's true.
(20:34):
I'll say yes to uh Menace and no to Sammy.
All right, all right, so we're gonna go right to
you know, since we do on the caller. Yeah, we're
just gonna go right to the answer for question number one.
You're on the d u I q ay many Nobel
Prize winner ever, and we'll go with our guest of honor,
(20:55):
Mike the Show Killer.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Mother, Teresa, Mother.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
That sounds like a good gift.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Oh, the Peace Prize is in there, Nobel Peace. That
is okay, yes, okay, and in fact, before any of
us were born. But Mike was well into his forties
nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Damn nice Zuros.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well done.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Wow, okay, good job, Mike the Show Killer. What about
you Menace?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Well, I uh, I'm just gonna say Albert Einstein maybe
as an easy one for the Nobel Prize. I originally
I originally wrote down Nikola Tesla, but I don't know
if he got should he be writing these things down?
I did right there?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Yeah, yeah, nineteen twenty one.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, what a good job man, sam h Maya Angelou
Maya angeloue.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
She probably got one in there for literature.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
What do you get stuff on no die and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yes, I nailed it.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Typically Nobel prizes you get them like especially for the
real ones, actually the actual ones physics, et cetera. That's
it's usually like ten years after whatever your breakthrough is,
roughly because what's what's a not real one? Peace Prize?
I mean, I don't want to get all political, but
didn't air Fat win a peace prize?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
And he killed? How many ninety four?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Okay, yeah, all right. Question number one, d u y
qt's see the drunk noses.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
Name any Nobel Prize winner ever Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
First singing?
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Is Beyonce the best person in the world?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
No, rihannest Okay, all right, well doubt she does have
a Peabody Award.
Speaker 10 (22:39):
They give one in general for entertainment.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Oh fun, all right, it's the d y Q. Mike
the show Killer our special guests for this round of
the d y Q. It's question number two.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
What animal are people sometimes called as drunk?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Ass? Mike the Show Killer? Yes, yes, drunk is a mic. Yeah,
so I'll say my I does know it? Uh, no,
menace and Sammy yes, yeah, I'm thinking of exactly. I mean,
this is this one's too easy, right, not that we
(23:13):
haven't all been burned by that before.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah, she's gonna come up with something insane and these
three will know it.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, absolutely, all right. Third, that your third? That all right?
Question number two for the d U I.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Q, what animal are people sometimes called as drunk as?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
All right, we'll go with menace first.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Skunk?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Skunk? Is the correct answer? Really is Mike the Show Killer?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
That was your answer?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He just never You've never heard drunk as a skunk? No, yeah,
he's drunk to retain you got to Yeah, I thought
if I'm drunk, then I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I would have thought for sure he would have got that.
That's fascinating. I'm fascinating, Uh, Sammy skunk.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Yeah, they should just say it on the count of three.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, I agree, because this I mean no, that's why
we write it down and we can also change it though.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
Sammy crossing out answers to.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Oh, you can look at my paper.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I did write it.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Downs right here.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, that rule that we can change it last second.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
After that, the answer said I like the one two
three idea though.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Okay, well we'll do that for for question number three.
Let's see if knows this question number two d U
I Q.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
What animal are people sometimes called as drunk as a munkey.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
A monkey?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
When you're as drunk as a monkey, what do you
act like you.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Want to absess like a monkey?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It was going to be the say do you know
what's crazy is before you play that clip? I was
going to say people often say monkey as well. They do.
They say drunken monkey, drunk. There's even a clothing. But
I was thinking maybe she might say monkey, Yeah, drunken
you did, yeah, drunk there's funky monkey. Yeah. I think
there's like record labels and like T shirt companies called
drunken monkey.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I've heard a drunk elephant.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I was going to say.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
I thought there was a chance she would say drunk elephant.
Didn't care a.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Twelve year old daughter. Twelve year old girls are obsessed
with that crap. And to be fair, Mike does love monkey.
Joe's Oh yeah, that's where he can bring his states. Yeah,
monkey Joe's Yeah.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
You don't have to.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
I've never heard of that play place. I mean that thing.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's like an indoor bounce house kind of place.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, okay, we never been there.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
You can play tickets. He's just been to the parking lot. Yeah, okay,
stop stop, he's got a really good spot behind the bushes.
Why come up here.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
We're here because your Social Security doesn't cut your rent.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh Wowfort, we don't.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
We don't have we don't have you on the air
all the time, so we have to really.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
Right.
Speaker 12 (26:02):
Yeah, yeah, usually just walk out and call you in
my office later.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Give you a hell but oh yeah, give me helly,
very very intimidated.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
All right, U d u i Q. Mike the show
killer is here as you can. Yes, not regretting it
at all. No, No, he has a great he loves it.
He loves it, he loves Yes, you do, yeah you do.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
My husband can't hear this.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Question Number three for the d uy Q.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
Governmental Organization is abbreviated as c d C.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
This one's gonna be.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
Came broadcasting people.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, look into it, show you how to do it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We're gonna scream this out.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're gonna scream this out.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
That's the idea.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
I'm writing it tidcause this is yeah, both, this is
longer yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Or you know what, how about we just write you
write it down, you hold up your paper. I'll go ye,
and I won't say right or wrong as we go
around the room, because everybody try to yell this at
the same time. Could be Ah, she's the mount hilarious
looking one, all right, to make sure it's all written down.
Menas is still writing.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
As the roam math going on.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, all right, So g.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
I'm going to go again with Niek. I cannot wait
to hear what she comes up with. But it will
not be the right answer. Okay, I'm going to say
minus does not look very confident. Yeah, I'm gonna go
on men I would say exactly the same. And yes
to Sammy and Mike.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Okay, I get on board that, Greg Gory, what do
you think.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'm kind of on board with that, but I'm also
not as dismissive of MENACE's knowledge. But let's okay. So
no to Nick, yes to Mike, yes to Sammy, and
for Menace. Uh okay, no, no, no, sorry, sorry, Okay,
all right, so everybody's answer is written down right.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Question number three for the d U i.
Speaker 14 (27:55):
Q Governmental Organization is abbreviated as c d C.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
All right, minutes, hold up your paper, there's just scratch.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, it's control doctor.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Control, copynut Alright, hold up your paper. Center for Disease
controls is Mike the show Center of Disease Control for Sammy.
I mean, but we'll give.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That to it.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
It's technically centers centers.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, we'll.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I know what it is. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
I know it was a repeater. And then I'm like, damn,
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Even after all the COVID stuff, man, Like that just
wasn't I sounded in.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
All that long ago daily Yeah, that's where we're got
about that period of time to test there when they
developed the Gunnery vaccine.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
So yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Was that what a pioneer it was?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
He was?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I like the man with like eighty million children? Oh wait,
you didn't you known screw them? Wow? Sick Burn did.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, that's a good one. Wow, sick Burn.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Question, you don't have sex with women? You know that
you're hiding, you're hiding.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Oh i'd right to tell deeper into that at.
Speaker 10 (29:18):
Some point Mike is one of those gays that like
his that he thinks everyone is secretly gay.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
That's also true. No, I used to when I was younger,
but now now it's just now. I see, we went
to dinner last night. Who'd you say was gay last night?
Speaker 14 (29:29):
No one?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yes, you did, No you, guys, because I referenced. I
referenced the fact that you also thought that Russell Wilson
was gay.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
He might be married.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, but you said somebody was gay. I forget who.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I can't remember the horse Joseph love it Well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
That was an old one. Yeah, that's one that did
come up.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
All right, anyway, classic KA question number three d y Q.
Speaker 14 (29:49):
What governmental organization is abbreviated as c.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
D c oh Hill cancer.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I don't know, Cascer, I'm laving.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Cancer.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah that is incorrect. Incorrect, But ladies and gentlemen, that's
how you play the d U.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I kill Mike, this show killing killed it.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Missed you, guys, yea love you all except that other
end of this microphone catch.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
Heley on this weekend guys.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, headline the improv. All right, Well, thank you Mike,
thank you for being a good guys. You know, you
know we love you.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, all right, welcome back. It is Friday morning. So Greg, yes,
has had a lot going on. It's the year of
Yolo for Greg.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Love that.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
And so what is this that you've been like so
obsessed with? Did you have something bad happen from a
dental standpoint, but all about dental work, and.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Like, yeah, right, and I support and I'm trying to
get stuff done, take care of stuff that I put
off too long. And I've been meaning, oh, this is
so disgusting. I had been meaning to go to the
dentist for a very long time. How long let's just
say no, just say how long? Well, the truth answer
is I don't know how.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Long, talking north or south of a decade.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh, south of a decade, but north of four years. Wow,
So like pandemic era, I stopped going and then I thought, god,
I really got to go back. Okay, I'll do it
next week. And then the following week, menace, who's your dentist?
I need a new dentist. And he tells me that
I could probably find that text. It's probably at least
four years ago. Yeah, so embarrassing. So I didn't know
(31:36):
that you have a dental implant.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
So I go one day, I'm eating a cheeto, broke
this crown that I forgot that I had. I didn't
even know it was a crown. I thought it was
regular to go to the dent.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I got to be so old if it's getting broken
by a cheeto exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
So I go and they do the X rays where
they put that USB looking thing in your mouth, and
I said, oh my god, this is so cool. And
they said, you know, we've had this technology for years.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I haven't. I haven't been to.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
The dentist since they put those things in, did the
X ray, waited for a couple of hours to get
the fish. I had no idea this technology even existed.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Those paper wings in your ears totally.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Then they go to clean my teeth and I had
to get a root planing, which is like this deep deep. Yeah,
it was a bloodbath. I apologize to them in advance,
like fifty times. I said I'm so embarrassed, I'm so sorry,
it's going to be horrendous. And they said, well, we're
only going to do half of your mouth at the time.
You have to do one. Now come back in two
weeks do the other half. So I got all that done,
(32:35):
got the crown in.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
But I mean his mouth is like an HGTV show. Yeah,
flipper flood totally. I just want to back up the dentist.
They could have done it all at one time, but
because the insurance is laid out, go back twice, right,
So it was a blood bath. It was embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Greg's mouth had no curb appeal.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
But now no cavities and I'm all better. Wow, how embarrassing.
I'm lucky to give you Nova. Can I love NOVACN
I got the topical off, which rules was topical, but
then they give you the I did get the shot. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Back to that, Greg, did you skip going to the
dentist because you couldn't figure out our insurance?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Uh? Not necessarily, but then when it came time to
make the appointment, I did have to make many phone calls.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Actually, Menace took those clips of Greg telling a story
to us years and years ago. This is what fifteen
years ago. He was telling the story about when he
got that dental implan and about how shocked he was,
how expensive it was. Menace took clips from that show
and then used it to call an actual dentist office.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
We played this a few This is.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
The birth of yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
This is where the Greg wary yeah first came into play.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Here we go, doctor, this may help you.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
So expensive, it's not even funny.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
What's too extensive?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
They basically like, squeeze your cheeks and they call that
tissue analysis.
Speaker 13 (33:58):
I'm sorry, who are you trying to speak to.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I have a dental implant, which looks really cool on
the X rayse Okay, yeah, my dog just had an
absess in his head and it swelled up to the
size of a grapefruit. Just glad it didn't happen to me,
because if it did, it wouldn't be funny.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Hold on one second, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (34:14):
Yeah, yeah, who are you holding for?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I have a dental implant.
Speaker 15 (34:22):
Okay, what do you what can I help you with?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
The average person in the US spent five hundred and
forty two bucks, which sounds really low to me.
Speaker 15 (34:29):
Okay, you need one.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Closed your ear drums to me, I have a dental implant.
Oh okay, so you.
Speaker 15 (34:37):
Had it done elsewhere? Yeah, hey, do you want to
make an appointment and come in and I have looked
at it? If you have problems with it. Yeah, what
do you think you already had it done right?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Right?
Speaker 15 (34:47):
You have an implant and you want it removed exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
We're taking the whole staff to cancuon plus on a cruise.
They've got gambling.
Speaker 15 (34:56):
Okay. The only thing that I can suggested that if
you're having problems with it, to come in and let
the dogs look at it and decide what needs to
be done.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
That's weird because they got to pull the tooth, put
it in the post let that heals.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah, ganko, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is the
Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
It's the show.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I forgot how much fun it is to mess with
Mike the show killer du I mean I do it
all the time, like when he and I are just talking,
you know, like whatever. I like to have him face
to face and in the studio because man, that's just fun.
I say, we bring it back weekly.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I brand spanking new here. So it's a lot I
don't understand. So do you guys think it's weird that
I felt a little bit sorry for him?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Oh yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
That's not that's natural. But it's only because you have
not had to work underneath him. He's making decisions that
affect your career.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah, he seems like such a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
He to know about it. Like we always said, he's
a he's a great friend. He's a very good person.
He's just a terrible program director. He's just really bad.
He's professionally he's like super R word. He's failed up
or at least Yeah, exactly, happy for me once Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(36:22):
come on, I mean, but listen, but listen. Yeah right, Oh, well,
so you said I was following the school buses.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Uh did you hear about that?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
How did you hear about supposed to know?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Ah, man, I'm sure he can explain it, explain Yeah, yeah, dude,
he used to. He used to just for the dumbest
things would just drive us crazy. It wasn't even like
legitimate important anything that would have anything to.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
The king of a pointless meeting pro manager.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well I'm sorry, would you say, Mike,
I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, and you would do no pushback to anybody above
him at all.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
If they gave the him directions, their a little soldier
the meeting daily.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah. But anyway, Mike's a really good sport and we
appreciate him that coming in.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yes, you guys sound good tonight.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, he told one story and he uh and this
is where the clip.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Comes from, just to pop next to my mother's bed.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, he did this thing when he was a kid,
like he would take a crap next to his mother's bed.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah. They had a bedpan for Yeah, so weird next
to my mother's bed. Yeah, my god. Yea, and even
he admitted because it wasn't a good I don't know communicator.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
All right, we got some more when the show coming up.
Hang on, you asked for an answer, I gave you
a question.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
What you show in a bit?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
This is the best fry I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
A good listic. Oh you can. I would love to
do that too. The Woody Show, and we are into
another new hour.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is The Woody Show. Friday Morning in September the twenty seventh,
twenty twenty four. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gore.
Happy Friday. We got Menace, who's one of the stars
of the upcoming hour here. Oh no, good morning to
your Happy Friday. Menace. Good morning, Woody, there's Gina grad
(38:31):
Good morning. We got Sammy morning, there's Sea Bash. Phones
are open for you. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can send
us a text over to to nine eight seven. Yeah,
so we got the Menace Late night Monologue Week in Review.
Also get caught up on some of the new stuff
coming up here in just a few minutes. But yes,
(38:53):
ladies and gentlemen, yes, girls, you know it's time for
the Menace Week in Review. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your host.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Many mo morning morning. I just want to give your
heads up that a homeless for sale in Kentucky is
being sold by Amy from thousand pounds sisters, Can anyone
guess how much the home is going for?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Sixteen moon pies?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, that'd be sixty nine thousand dollars. It could be
an on sixty nine thousand. And why is she selling it?
That's because she got bit by a camel and had
drugs on her and she needed the bail money. But
speaking of camels, did you see that toe on Jojo siwah?
(39:57):
That thing damn near broke the internet The other to
day and that bulge was so big it made every
man in America feel insecure?
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Is that a Mac trunk in your bands?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Are you just happy to see me?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Feel me?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Jojo?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah you feel me?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, you feel me?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Guys that she had something in there, right, oh yeah,
that was that was done, That was done on purpose,
right yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
And if you don't know, she's so sea.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
She's blowing all of our minds. I've never seen this
sort of act before. She's so naughty. I told you
she broke the internet.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Anyways, It's been a long week on the Woody Show,
a lot of travel in uh, but I feel it's
really good and has really helped Greg, you know, like
it helped him like figure out how he wanted to
commit suicide. What do you think, Greg, old school, hotel hanging,
broken shaver or TV wiring? I'm going with.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Ye window of the hotel, toaster in the back made
me out a window, okay, although fear of heights, so
yeah maybe bathtime? All right?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Well, speaking of that fun topic above, Daddy has been
but on Suicide Watch, which Sammy is overjoyed by. And
it's like, Sammy, it's not Christmas, Relax and some and
some wearing that die did he Die sweater at work?
It's offensive. We get it, Sammy, you're from Boston.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
We get it. Well, google it all right.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
But.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Be honest, does that does that really mean anything?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
It does?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
It does? Everyone? We googled it, We'll find the Boston races.
Look it up.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
No, okay, yeah, I got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
But you know who also is offended? Las Vegas?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Guys, Yes, Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Why that's why Macklimore got kicked off off a headlining
festival chanting f America. Yeah, look it up. He was
supposed to Las Vegas and he chanted at a show
f America, so he got kicked off. But it's more like,
f you Maclamore, you're corny dude from Seattle, Russia is
right there.
Speaker 16 (42:17):
Bounce already. And I'm saying this as a fan. The
real thing, it sounds like it. The realist thing you
can do is just leave. It's like Green Day. You
hate Vegas as well, just stop going there. Actors you
hate Hollywood, don't live there. It's called Aukham's razor, Guys.
Aukham's razor. Now that's not just like a ball Shaver.
(42:40):
What it means is the simplest solution is normally the
correct one. Case in point, rocker Tommy Lee his dog
was snatched up by a coyote. You live in a
coyote infested area, cover your house and wolf pete.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
That's what I've been saying, guys, Google.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Wolf pe will keep those hyoties away. And apparently the
late night monologue this week is brought to you by Google.
And that's what I've been saying. Anyways, we have a
great show for you.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Joseph Gordon Levitt is here, Jolly Roll is here, and
have the Friday everybody that's cousin that's cousin of Jelly
Roll Roll.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
So Jemmy Roll apparently sponsored by south Park City Chicken. Okay,
all right, nice, nice work man, that's no problem.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
A problem, Google it, Jojo Seawak.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah. And also Boston in Boston google it. Yeah, we
get it. Sammy you're from Boston.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yea kick off that die shirt?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah, the Woody Show. Yeah, just google it, guys.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
The answer is always there. I I love when people
text in uh like questions. That last question they could
easily google all the time into the show.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah. But if you're like, not about the show. It
would be just be like a general question, Jack, what
used to have a different band?
Speaker 7 (44:07):
I look it up.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Not to sound like an apologist, but I'm going to
be an apologist. I do understand now. Basically when we
when we sit in last night, we talked to listeners
and they say, oh my god, I feel like you
guys are like friends that I'm hanging out. Right, So
like if you were just hanging out, we're all hanging out.
If I have a question, you throw it out to
the people that you're with. Yeah, I think that's the
natural instinct.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
To have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, and then yeah, it's kind of okay, you know what.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I equate this too when I was Major League r
Word and we were at that listener event months ago
in Vegas this time. Yes, right, okay, So my my
normal instinct when I'm looking for the time, I don't
think about my phone first. I always wear a watch.
I'm a watch guy.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
We were in a dark place, very dark, and it
was basically like a black on black so like all
the numbers in the hands on a black face watch face,
and so I went to go look at the time.
I couldn't see it. I grabbed my phone to use
the light to then look at the watch where the
stupid phone would tell me. So I think that an apologist.
But I'm thinking maybe that could be something. I don't
(45:11):
you really on that one. I do understand what what
what menace is saying? Yeah, just google it, just google
there for you. Yeah, some of the news headlines, I
really got to wonder what the hell is going on
with the Secret Service has spent so much obviously since
the uh the assassination attempt on Trump in Pennsylvania at
that you know, fair grounds, and then also this whole
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thing with Obama. Now, I mean you heard about that
real because I tried to look.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Up the sources and they say it's not real.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
But even TMZ is reporting on a menace. Yeah, I
do you love TMZ. So TMZ laps Secret Service security
that allowed Barack Obama to get just inches away from
an armed stranger in an alleyway in Hollywood. Obama was
sitting in the back of his SUV on Saturday last weekend,
around seventh already outside of Oh Motherwolf, the Mother Wolf restaurants.
(46:04):
I've been to that place, and that's when the armed
man approached the vehicle, nothing came of it. I reaped
for the Secret Service told TMZ, the Secret Service cannot
provide the details on our means and methods of protection,
which do you have?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (46:17):
But when I can confirm that at no time or
any Secret Service protectees in the vehicle while the individual
was walking down the alleyway.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
So this story came out because that guy who allegedly
had the gun, he was the one that gave the account,
and he said that he just walked into an alley
and walked up to an suv and saw Obama there
in the back seat, and then he walked away because
he recognized who it was. And then he told everybody. Still,
so it's this guy's story, right, But.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Even still, like you know, just it's just that there's
so many lapses, Like the Secret Service, I don't know,
I had more respect or more admiration for just how
buttoned up you hear about them sealing man hole covers
and taking.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
Away something makes you wonder like when like a pizza
place or anywhere is like really desperate for workers, Like
you know what, you will lax on some of the
rules that we do. We are we just kind of
like anyone with diploma.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
It used to be a male security guard, right, exactly
to do presidential detail, we need you. Yeah. So new
info also coming out about the July thirteenth incident, and
that was an inexperienced Secret Service agent with drone equipment
who had to call the Tech Support hotline for help
on the on the Secret Service drone Oh now.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, I always thought they were the epitome of perfection.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, yeah, at the top of the top.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Because apparently the agent was only given one hour of
informal training didn't know how to use the drone device properly.
The preliminary reports has multiple foreseeable and preventable planning and
operational failures by Secret Service contributed to Thomas Crook's ability
to carry out the assassination attempt on President Trump on
July thirteenth.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Exactly what I'm talking about, Like, just did you take
in anybody?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Well I always thought that, Yeah, Secret Service was like
Seal Team six. He was at that level. But even
like you know, you hear about overseas when people like
go places, they clear out entire villages, you know, yeah,
don't grind them up and just make a path. Yeah,
but What the hell's going on?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Man?
Speaker 5 (48:21):
I mean I thought you had to do more than
just talking to your sleeve and look cool, right.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Parents, general malaise in the world. People just don't care.
Lais like a like a the day, Yeah, malaise. Parents
have a seven year old boy over in the UK.
They were trying to get him a passport got denied
because his name quote relates to a trademark or copyright.
So you guys, he was born on May fourth. They
named him Loki Skywalker Melbury.
Speaker 10 (48:49):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
His parents were told they'd have to get permission from
Disney or change the boy's name.
Speaker 7 (48:54):
What what.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
The family wasn't so hot on either of those options.
The story goes public and then all this sudden, the
authorities emailed the family and said that the passport would
be issued. It's just been delayed. That's le name Loki Skywalker. Now, bor,
you're a big Star Wars fan. On a scale of
one to ten, how cool is that name? How cool
would it be to have that name Loki Skywalker? I
mean the Skywalker part is definitely yeah, but he's not
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Star Wars. I mean that's like Greek mythology stuff. I
don't need any of that.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
But we got there was a show low key locky,
but that's Marvel.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
I am low key skywalker? Is that what they mean?
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Hasn't spelled skywalker? OKR lokey, it's spelled like l okay.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
I spelled like the guy. It's definitely not low key.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, hey guys, I'm lokey. I'm lokey.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I'm a Star Wars fan.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, that's super low key.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
In the fail stories, we had that uh that, you know,
Seabasset brought it up, and then we included in the
fail stories the guy who was breaking into the corvette. Yeah, yeah,
and it locked.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Him in there and everything.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Well, there's this eighteen year old in Canada got herself
arrested for stealing a guy's Porsche Lucky, and she ran
him over in the process, not lucky. She pretended like
she was going to go buy it. Then once she
got in the car, she backed it over him. The
guy was injured, but it sounds like he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, God, yeah, how dumb.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
When I tried to sell my Porsche when I had
one a thousand years ago for like a day.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
The guy that wanted to buy it. Didn't know how
to drive.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
A stick and yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
It was so weird.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah, that's where you want to learn how to drive
a manual on a Porsche. Okay, So I told you
I don't know how to drive a stick. Wow, I
can't so crazy. Yeah, and I'm from I'm from a
generation gen X.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
I mean, you know, everybody seemed to and I I
tried it once on somebody else's car, Like it wasn't
you know it was. I had no need to really
learn it. I just wanted to try it.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
And you know, the first time you ever do that
sucks frustrating. Yeah, I'm all right forget it first time.
So yeah, it's like the first time I went golfing
and I'm like, not like a not like at a
top golf kind of place, like an actual out there
on the course golfing par three f. This decided it
wasn't for me. I'll stick with miniature golf and top
golf driving range kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
I learned how to drive a manual on my boyfriend's
jeep in college and I loved it.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
So you drove your boyfriend stick every day?
Speaker 5 (51:19):
Almost?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (51:20):
And it was huge.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Wow, I love to handle. But over time it got easier,
you know, So did you got to like when you
want to go put it in gear, use your your
hand or your mouth.
Speaker 5 (51:30):
I did it with my mouth the first time. It
realized it was much more efficient with my hands.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, because like trying to get the clutch with you know,
while you're kind of using your mouth, it's very you
got it. It's a difficult move. Then it's hard to
keep your eyes on the road.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
You got to use your feet too, which I was
not expecting.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah, get it.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
I've had multiple manual cars. But the thing is, and
the people that know how to drive stick shifts, they say, oh,
it's the best, is way better than automatic? You know
it's not. It sucks.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
Well.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Okay, So if you have a car that is a
performance vehicle, I'm not talking about you have. I'm not
talking about like, you know, you've got some little like
kind of like economy you know whatever, uh Civic or
you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Back in the day.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
I'm saying like, if you have if you have a Porsche,
you have something like that, you know, one of the
older BMW's. I don't know if they make a BMW
in but anyway, I mean they must have at least
maybe one I have known, but anyway, so I think
it would be a nice skill to have. I just
never had the need for it. And I do feel
(52:31):
like kind of a pussy for not being able to
do it, you know, but that's all those things like
I should know, Like I know how to change oil,
and I can change oil while I used to be
able to on you know, yeah cars built like in
the nineties.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
You need to give yourself some credit because if you
can't drive a stick, you can, but you can learn
how to catch and roast and eat a field mouse.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, yeah, I've done that. Yeah, yeah, I mean I
have some kind of manly skills.
Speaker 10 (52:52):
He doesn't know how to, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
I know, I don't, but I've never had to. I've
mowed plenty lawns, but choice ever Yeah, but ever since
I've had to be the one responsible for it, Like
I've always been fortunate enough. I'm a man of convenience.
Sea Bass, Like it's not that you can't, I just
don't have to, And so then I don't if I
really wanted to, Like how Greg gets really into doing
yard work and stuff like that, like it's.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Just never this never flowed to my boat. I think no.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
But oh dude, that'll be a great social media video.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
We teach what he how to drive a stick shift.
It'd be fun.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
I mean, I'm sure I could get it. I mean,
how hard I've seen really dumb people know how to
drive a stick A new photo has been released of
the UFO that was shot down by US fighter jet
over Canada last year. Yeah, it's uh, it's raising more
questions and uncertainty over what exactly the flying object actually was.
(53:45):
At the time, a lot of people thought it might
have been a Chinese spy balloon, but it turns out
that's not what it was. So I mean, really, who knows.
But I'm sure there's an explanation. They're just not telling
you what it is. That's probably it's probably it's from
like another galaxy.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Cred. Probably it does look like it looks like it
looks like the symbol for that movie Chained Snopolis.
Speaker 5 (54:08):
He gets like a backwards sea.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah, yeah it is, and it looks like their logo.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
And if they're from far away, we know they're far
more intelligent. Yes, automatically automatically distance equals intelligence. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding hit us up
of the text over to two two nine eight seven.
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Woodes show for you next. Hang on, We'll be right back.
We are in Philadelphia this morning. We flew out here
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Wednesday after the show, and Greg said that it was
the best flight he's ever been on.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
It was the best flight. I didn't even care if
we landed, it was so smooth. Yeah, and that's like seven.
And Gina, by the way, is taking full credit. Yeah,
well she did help.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
It did help.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
You get what did you give me a game?
Speaker 10 (54:52):
I just gave them.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
I just gave him a little some to take the
edge off.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Pharmacist, know this?
Speaker 3 (54:59):
She gets said back, Alley.
Speaker 5 (55:02):
All I said was you're you're gonna be fine. You're
not going to be knocked out. It's you're just not
going to be scared. And was he scared? The time
of his life?
Speaker 3 (55:10):
So yeah, I had had a little clawnie and a
little bloody.
Speaker 10 (55:14):
Did you go into a little hot tub and not
wake up?
Speaker 3 (55:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (55:17):
No, he was in a high state. If you talk
to him, oh yeah, just at like a certain point,
I don't I don't know it wrapped.
Speaker 5 (55:26):
In a blank.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Oh yeah, witnessed it because we were together. There was
no just at like the early beginning when you were first,
like all the stuff was hitting it.
Speaker 6 (55:33):
Greg got up to go to the bathroom and he
was feeling loose.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
He was feeling himself.
Speaker 10 (55:37):
Yeah, this is how people old ladies is.
Speaker 8 (55:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
He I didn't notice any different though.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
You're acting like I was on what's that sleeping pill
that everybody goes?
Speaker 10 (55:47):
Yeah, he seems like I was not.
Speaker 6 (55:51):
The thing is is that when you're on a plane,
you're normally very stressed, and you weren't like that at all.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
You're just like, but I wasn't out.
Speaker 5 (55:59):
Of my no, no, no, you were just feeling good.
Speaker 11 (56:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
But I think the trick is walking on sunshine.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
I took half a clan a pen, and then about
ten minutes later I took the other.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yes, and perfectly normal.
Speaker 5 (56:14):
Didn't you rummage through the expired section of your of
your cat?
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yes, I had a diazepam or whatever.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Do you know we're supposed to be taking all this
tuff at the same time. Years old?
Speaker 3 (56:26):
Anyway, that was there, whatever, whatever it was, whatever cocktail
was magic because Greg had the best flight flight of
my entire life, a land of my entire Do have
a couple of pieces of information here, because getting bumped
from a flight always like they always overbooked the flights,
and so then they get on like, well, listen and gentlemen,
we are overbook blacks number people. They start doing those
offers and they throw it out there. By the way,
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Frontier Airlines is the number one airline to bump you
by a landslide, and then they bump over four hundred
percent more passengers than the airline in second place would,
which is my favorite American Airlines. Oh people, fine, they
would need five hundred and ninety nine dollars on average
to voluntarily give up their seat on an overbooked flight.
Speaker 10 (57:10):
I buy that.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah, take that deal.
Speaker 3 (57:12):
People in California would need eight hundred and thirty two dollars,
and then people in Texas seven hundred and twenty nine
dollars on average. The airline's most likely to bump you
Frontier at number one, American Airlines at number two, MENACE's favorite,
Spirit at number three, Spiritwest at number four, and then
Jet Blue at number five.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Man, I have a phone Jet Blue. In a really
long time. They used to be my favorite airline.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah, what I saw today that Southwest isn't changing the
seating thing for like a year or.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Over a year.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
I thought they were starting out in December. I think
it's the assigned seating thing. Yeah, they're later.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
I believe they could have figured it out.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
I know they're not doing the the the general boarding
stuff anymore. They're going to an assigned seating right system.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
But that's but that's not going to.
Speaker 10 (57:57):
Make any difference unless they if you're sitting in a
three by three row of seats, who cares.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
The reason I think the reason probably will take longer
is they probably have to do upgrade their seats. You know,
they have different types of seatings so they can make money.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
It's comically large, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
The Woody Show. Yeah, so SeaBASS is googling like cars
that I can, Yes.
Speaker 10 (58:25):
And if they fall apart, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Even better probably for a few hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
That's the one.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
I mean, can't you just like one, get the insurance
there's Yeah, the only rentals you can find typically are
in Europe.
Speaker 2 (58:45):
Yeah, weird having to go to Europe for that.
Speaker 5 (58:49):
I feel like, if you want an exotic sports car,
you can get.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
I think that's what you want to Actually, you know
who I that's where grind my gears comes from. It
comes from really grinding my gear, really grinding my gears. Well,
I mean how much? Okay, so I'm not our word,
So how how much damage could I really do?
Speaker 2 (59:11):
That's I mean you can burn the clutch a little bit.
I mean if we take you on some hills, right,
we try to get you the parallel park.
Speaker 10 (59:19):
I mean, honestly, like an open parking lot.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
Not much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be fine.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Well, our friend Bill, he's got a car. It's got
a manual transmission.
Speaker 5 (59:28):
Dude, I think everyone's overthinking this. I just googled stick
shift cars for rent, and you can get the most
basic economy nothing, little Flintstones car and they'll give it
to you in a manual.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, so.
Speaker 5 (59:41):
This will be much better like their tiny little teeny car,
a little box car, the.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
Little match box do.
Speaker 1 (59:49):
That teaching in one hour, Let's get the insurance and
there's go crazy.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
It's cute.
Speaker 3 (59:56):
That's cute. You'll learn, Yeah, it's I'm I'm willing to
learn how to do that. It's one thing that's one
thing that that's our pretty good question. I can't be
the only person in this room who has something that
they don't know how to do that they you know,
would be interested or would you know, want or should
know how to do? How about that? What's something you
don't know how to do but you wish you knew
(01:00:17):
how to do it?
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Mine is a grill. I think you guys are all
fans of ironing clothes. To butt to iron a button
up shirt, I just can't do it, Like, what part
of it can't you do? Because Okay, I can do
the back of the shirt because you just lay that
over the ironing board. You iron it super easy. But
then when it comes to the front of the shirt,
when I iron that, I screw up the back of
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the shirt or I can't get.
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Her on the button.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
No, I know, you unbutton it, you kind of lay
it flat, But then I can't do the collar right.
And then every time I iron anything is the easiest part.
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Sleeve over the back of the I want to see this.
Speaker 10 (01:00:54):
I want to see this one in action because it
sounds like everyone else knows it, but I want to
see how he does.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I can't do it. This sleeve is a great example, Gina,
because then what I iron the sleeve and then the
other side gets all creased, and I iron increase and
then I flipping over do that ruined the other side.
I don't even understand it. Yeah, that and the other
one's kind of girly. But I don't even can't even
wrap my brain around sewing. Don't Sam's language. You don't
(01:01:19):
know how to finish, don't know how to tie the knot.
I don't get any of it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
I mean I did write down so on because I'm
going to take a sewing class.
Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
As you guys know, that's more of an advancing that's
the machine.
Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
But I can't so basic.
Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
Easy what's not?
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
The holes are where to start? And then when you're done,
how do you get the not to be like down surface.
Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
I'm going to show Greg how to do a whipstitch,
and I think you're going to feel much more common.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
A whip stitch. Yeah, I just what's a whipstitch?
Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
How would you describe it?
Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
Go over the top. It's not like in and out,
in and out.
Speaker 10 (01:01:57):
Like a zig zag.
Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
You like close the top when it comes to the not, Greg,
you keep it super loose and then push it right
up to the edge and then pull it tight so
you get it to where you want it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
To be and then pull it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Okay, what I would have to see it your shirt
off and for a dollar.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
This is what women are for.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
The know how to do this. I just handed to men.
Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Yeah, I have one super embarrassing one and one that
like hopefully is forgivable. I do not know how to
make a pot of coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
What.
Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
I don't know how. I don't know what the what
the measurements are. Whenever I've tried it, like a handful
of times in my entire life, like, oh, God, like.
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Drink it says on the on the bag of grounds,
it does, yes, cheft direction just super or like what
like whatever, like it'll tell you how many tablespoons of
coffee ground spoon or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
The little scooper thing.
Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
My husband eyeballs it, and so I don't know what
that means. Some people use some people use.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Tables but it's on the back.
Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
Yeah, but if I make it, if I'm in church,
because I'm a pretty good cook, but I don't like
I don't like measurements.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
But you can't cook coffee, guys.
Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
But that's what I'm saying making coffee is more like baking,
because it has to be like down to the science.
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I love my little less doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
People either tell me it's hell a weak water coffee
or so strong I can't get it right. We'll do
everything I do. But I'm horrible at it, and I
always every time I hand it to somebody, I say,
my kid did it. I am a horrible gift wrapper.
I wish I could do.
Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
I'm actually really good at it.
Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
I blame it on the kid and say.
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Yeah, no, I'm really good at it. I got that
from Edges. I got that from my mother.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
So you get to the bottom, you know, like the
side of the box where we fold in, fold in,
fold up, and it's like, I can I can wrap
an entire gift with three pieces of tape. Stop it
so you like it's a rectangle box like your shirt
box or whatever. Right either side one piece of tape,
do the one end fold, fold, fold up one piece
of tape. Other side fold fold fold one piece of
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three pieces of tape.
Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Are you like really good at origami?
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
No? But I got this. I got the gift wrapping
thing from my mother she just showed me how to
do it, and I'm like, oh, I just I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Justs are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Way too much paper because I suck and I use
like eight times the size of.
Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
The package and miss all the places that you could
just go and get things wrapped.
Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Used to be a ton man, is what something that
you don't know how to do it but you feel
like you should know how to do?
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Other than reading out loud, I would say words, I
would say, yeah. Other than words, I would probably say
like basic construction or remodeling, like being able to build
a fence perfectly, or you know, oh.
Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
I want to redo the.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
My closet, and I how to do framing. I can frame balls,
I can build headers for doorways and all that kind
of stuff and all that stuff. Yeah, I mean I
know how to do all that, Like this basic construction
I would love to. I want to do like finishing,
like carpentry, you know, like people who can do like
the framing is super easy, but like it's the finish work.
It's all the detail stuff that's really cool.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
And then we're like talking about you know, oh maybe
we should epoxy the garage. Oh we can do that ourselves,
I'm like, no, no, yeah you can't because like on
YouTube it looks so simple. Yeah, like you know, SeaBASS,
what about you?
Speaker 10 (01:05:37):
I would really like to be able to do a backflip.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Oh interesting, You feel like you should know how to
do that already.
Speaker 10 (01:05:43):
Yeah, because like I think it's one of those things
that you you learn it when you're a kid.
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
You it's like riding a bike. It never goes Yeah yeah,
like what kind of like day to day life skill?
Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Oh well, first off, people who can do backflips do
them day to day life skills. Super cool, always showing off.
Now I think I got everything covered in that and else?
Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Can you do a cartwheel?
Speaker 15 (01:06:06):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
In general?
Speaker 10 (01:06:07):
Yes, not right now because my wrist is still healing. O.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
What happened to your wrist?
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Well?
Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
This I mentioned this.
Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
This has been like six months ago where I was
going accident. I was fighting you know, to your boxing training,
and I was just I was so strong that my
risks there we go. I felt like I broke my
hand at first, but no, I got I've got a
next ray. I've got an MRI And they say I
probably uh like tore a ligament. But now I have
this fluid build up in there. That's taken forever to
get loose.
Speaker 11 (01:06:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I hurt my wrist when I beat the rock in
an arm wrestling competition. It's really weird, all right? Well anyway,
what what? What kind of skill and daily kind of
life skill do you think you should know how to do?
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
But you don't?
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
You can set It's a text over to two two
nine eight seven. Get some more Woodies show next, hang.
Speaker 17 (01:06:48):
On, next something something something something Man, It's another new
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hour in sensitivity training, free, politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
We are the Woody Show. My name is Woody. Event
is Greg Gory. We've got Menace. What is our newest
full time show member is Gina Grady?
Speaker 15 (01:07:23):
What is you?
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Gina?
Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
We got Sammy, We got Sea Bas. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us
up with a text over to two two nine eight
seven Sea Bass.
Speaker 15 (01:07:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
You know it's all about the folesome street Fair. Also
going on the sixth annual Naked in a Cave Event.
This happened at Albany as well as So it's a
It's a self guided naked walking event hosted inside of
a fifty two degree cave. Heck Norinage and organizers of
(01:07:57):
the event call it a celebration of body positivity, and
by looking at the photos online, I had Morgan look
into a little bit to see exactly what this was.
It's it's uh she she wrote, out here shows it's
mostly larger women attending.
Speaker 10 (01:08:12):
Okay, that's a little different because usuallydity is larger men.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Over three hundred and fifty nude visitors. Nice, but it
was already sold out, so you know, sold out. They
didn't have food and couldn't get that was the draw
free pie. Yeah. Okay, So how was this stripping in
a cave for body positivity?
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Well, that's just up. Like you said that, they put
on everything everything.
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
So is that is that like the loophole just to
be able to do nude stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
It's a I think they say, so you can't make fun.
Speaker 10 (01:08:48):
Of it, you cantantial, but yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Yeah, all right, it's interesting that phrase.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, it's trying to be a shield against criticism.
Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Being ripped on because on Instagram, all of a sudden,
I think I mentioned this. This is a recent thing
where Instagram has always been no nudity, right chicks are
well no there they do breastfeeding videos and so there's
like and it's like chicks that you can see or
these are not women who are actually breastfeeding. They're not
(01:09:21):
real babies. Sometimes it's not real babies.
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
It's weird. Now that video to get into your algorithm
because it's not in mind. But when I sign when
I sign into the Woody showccount, which you have access to, yeah,
that stuff shows up.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
You know who sent it to you? Because I think, uh,
you know, between Morgan and our friend Tony, we send
each other like the craziest Uh, I see it. So
all there there's some some pretty funny fa Yeah I
saw this guy. No, I'm in fact, I'm gonna show
this to Greg. This is dude, Greg, this is great.
So this is the guy makes it to him, so
it goes in his algorithm.
Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
I'm looking at this naked and the cave thing and
it's very large women.
Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
When I whenever i think I've reached the end of
the Internet, Morgan or what he sends me something truly grotesque.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, it's it's it's it's really great. Oh yeah, here
watch this. So it says when life knocks you down,
keep fighting. And it's this guy and he's got like
no arms, no legs, he's doing karate and he's doing karate.
Yeah cool. So like, who said you can't do anything?
Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Yeah? Yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
So he has kind of little nubs so he can somewhat.
Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Just to pull the current back a little bit, if
you log into the Woody Show Instagram account and you
look at the feed, it's mostly deformities and breastfeeding videos.
No it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
No, it's not is it not?
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Open it right now.
Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
I'm looking at it right now. It's a lot of airplanes.
It's a lot of NFL.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
That's because I follow some airplane accounts for you. No,
you did, I did. I sort of got in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
I did because I'm always I'm always liking and fording
all the planestuffs of my friends. I started following some
of them. It's it's people doing power washing nice and
then dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
I don't see any other breastfeeding videos in here. Edging
every yeah, every heed. Well here's the guy who's got
full face tattoos and he's getting his tattoos removed. Look
that's gotta be so that's gotta be so painful, awful,
But what a cool choice that was.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, I get a lot of X ray videos for
some reason, or x ray photost brutal broken bones looking.
Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Is that your algorithm? Yeah, and that seems like something
that menace. Oh yeah, yeah, because wieners and and but yeah,
dogs anyway, so.
Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
We all get them.
Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Speaking of of weird videos, Gina Grad, she introduced us
to the Idaho inmate prison pen pal thing, and so
she's got some more of those for us, and we
turned this into a game where we get to hear
their little greeting video that they that they put out.
These are people that were actually in prison, yes, and
they're trying to meet people or start a relationship or whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
And then fight as they call it.
Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Yeah, And so we'll hear out their video and then
she'll give us a multiple choice about what they're in
for us, and we turn into a little bit of game.
So it's with Gina Grad that's coming up next to
her in the Woody Show. Phones open eight seven seven four,
send us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
I really enjoy this segment. You know, I have this
(01:12:29):
thing about jail just in general. If I was in jail,
and by the way, that's why I always I'm never
gonna do anything that would ever put me in a
position that I would end up there's even a chance
of going to jail. If I was in jail, I
think I would just basically just sit in my not
my room, but my cell and not doing any Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
But is that allowed? What?
Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Sometimes it is? Sometimes it's not.
Speaker 10 (01:12:58):
Maybe let's make you have.
Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
To leave yourself and people shake you down.
Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
The last thing I think, the last thing I'd be
trying to do is what these people that Gina are
about to introduce us to. I'd be I would not
be doing this Idaho inmate pen pal thing. They use
a combination of like some kind of phone or I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Know, it's like a video phone call.
Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yeah. Yeah. But then they were using like the you
see the receiver like you'd see like when you go
visit somebody in jail, where one person has the receiver
on one end, the other person has the phone receivers
basically like zoomer sky.
Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Yeah, and a lot of prisons you don't do the uh,
you don't do like the come up against the window
the glass and talk to your buddy. You like sit
in like their prison lobby and video chat them from
up and you know, upstairs or whatever. So they're making
these little I don't know, dating pro.
Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Yeah, it's like a dating profile video dating.
Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
And again it works though because I know people that
have married people. Yea, they just so over the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Multiple seasons of love after a lot gup. I mean
this is where they find these guys and so many
women and men in the comments that some of the
hotter dudes say I.
Speaker 10 (01:14:06):
Can fix them.
Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
So people are into.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
This and maybe you're just not looking in the right places,
you know, maybe you can find that. Okay, what if
there was a guy in prison on one of these
like profile things who looked like Glenn Powell.
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Like a mouse?
Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Yeah, what would you know, Like, would that be something
that he'd be open to?
Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Well, what's he in for?
Speaker 9 (01:14:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Did he rape? Somebody is murderer.
Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Just because they're in prison doesn't mean they're a bad person.
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
That's what we've heard. Mistake, Just with that answer alone,
she's open to it.
Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Patty theft, some light forgery, just a misunderstanding tax evasion.
Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
He just wouldn't fit in when she'd bring him home
to the parents and they're all sitting there in their
coordinated jammies watching Hallmark Christmas and gingerbread and he has
his face stattooes.
Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
And the thing is, Glenn Powell is charming as hell.
I don't picture of these guys to really be charming.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
That's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
They are so charming. They they swindled many people, all.
Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Right, So idaho inmate prison ye pen pals.
Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Let's start with Billy Joey. He's thirty four. And this
guy gets right to the point. Uh, he knows what
he's looking for, but more importantly, he knows what he's
not looking for, and he wants to tell you all
about it.
Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
I don't like stupid people nice, And I'm surrounded by
gay dudes and fat chicks and gay dudes didn't want
to be fat chicks, So I'm good on all that
kind of attention. It's pretty boring in here. And oh really,
I'll do his watch TV workout and rap music.
Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Wa nice, that's it. Oh I'm six three.
Speaker 10 (01:15:57):
I want to do this guy.
Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Yeah, he's a cutie. He's sick of all the attention.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
You guys, so he has zero personality. But he's six
foot three, so there you go, there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
It doesn't say when when when they talk like that
it makes it sound like jail is not that bad.
Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
It's boring, just hanging out.
Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Much attention, work out all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
I want to hear that the prisoners are miserable and
they're breaking rocks and they're making ever want to go back.
They're making license plates, they're on chain gangs and stuff
out in the field, you know, doing manual labor.
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Well, I have a question for you, guys. I'm going
to give you three choices, and I want to see
if you can figure out what he's in prison for.
All Right, this guy, this is Billy Joe, who is
sick of the attention from quote gay dudes.
Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
And fat chicks.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
But he's six foot three.
Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
Six foot three? Is I in for arson? Grand theft,
larceny and extortion or child abandonment M.
Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Two and three? For me, definitely, it's between one and three. Really, Yeah,
I'm not getting the arson vibe from him. I'm like,
it's an easy crime. Well, I'm just like the child
and bannonment thing because he just seems like a loof
yeah yeah, and just kind of like a dick.
Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
It was number two extortion.
Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
And lars larsy and extortion.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
I think that I'm going to elaborate for his personality.
Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
I'm going to say that one. Really, I'm going number two, yeah,
option number two.
Speaker 10 (01:17:29):
I'm going number three, child abandonment.
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Okay, I'll go number one.
Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Number one, Sea Bass.
Speaker 10 (01:17:33):
Yeah, I'm with Woody, but I'm going to go to
as well, because this is like a Wolf of Wall
Street wanna be type guy. I can tell the fire's
attitude and so something. Yes, some kind of white collar
theft extortion.
Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
What's he in for?
Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
Well, Sea Bass? What he greg? You are correct? Yeah,
larsny and extore s oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
And if you can you show I'm finding this guy
right now. Sammy would think this guy's hot, yes, yes,
short brown hair, short brown beard.
Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Mouse like yeah, what's his name again?
Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
Billy Joe, Billy Joe, r H O t O N
roten scroll has.
Speaker 10 (01:18:14):
He's like very similar eighth or tenth Road.
Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Okay, I should have thought about the grand larceny because
he was a rapper, because they always got.
Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
In fact name grand larceny. You would you would like him? Yeah, okay,
here take a look.
Speaker 10 (01:18:30):
It isn't what that that fat guy from Jamaica and
my Miami got busted four minutes like he was running
some kind of scam.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Or Yeah, so that that was a big indicator of
what he was in for.
Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Wow, Sammy's fanning herself. Now grab them up. Yeah, we'll
get a wet floor signs.
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
He's giving me Danny Amandola to be honest. Yeah, and
who's very attractive from the Patriots, Danny player for the Patriots.
Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Yeah, Dola.
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
He was recently featured in Architectural Digest.
Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Prisoner I know him made prison pen pals. Who are
we meeting next?
Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Let's meet maybe another potential suitor for Sammy. Anthony Piazzo.
Now he's a little older if you like him, you know,
a little more mature. He's fifty two, and he seems
like a really sincere guy. But he does not like
to be interrupted while he is making his videos.
Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
All right, ladies out there that I'm single and ready
to mingle, well at least for the next fifteen years.
Speaker 13 (01:19:35):
We'll know where I'll be nice shut by making my
pity over here.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Hey, sorry, take Yeah, I mean that not really good.
Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
If you're trying to put yourself out there for relationships,
you might have his short fuse like an anger issue,
you know, the kind.
Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Of girl who wants to be like protected in fifteen years.
Speaker 11 (01:19:59):
Yeah, ladies out there that I'm single and ready to mingle. Well,
at least for the next fifteen years.
Speaker 13 (01:20:08):
We'll know where I'll be.
Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
He shut the up.
Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
I'm making my pity over here.
Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Hey, oh sorry about that, girl.
Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I blew my top.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
So is he in for is anthony? And for computer crimes?
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Shoplifting or aggravated battery?
Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Aggravated battery?
Speaker 10 (01:20:30):
Yeah, international, it's the first.
Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
This is the first thing. Get jumped out to me, hothead, everybody. Yeah, yeah,
I'm going aggravated battery sea bass.
Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
What do you think?
Speaker 10 (01:20:41):
Yeah, well, okay, computer crimes off the table. Almost the
other one shoplifting. They don't give you fifteen years for shoplifting.
Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Yeah, easy, pasy.
Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
You are all one hundred correct.
Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
All right, we're really good at this game.
Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Yeah, you guys are getting much better.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
This is uh ho inmate prison pen pals. And so
the game is with these little videos that they they
put it and they're all online. You can see them. They're
like on TikTok. They're all and people go crazy for them.
These chicks are like hitting them up and they're sliding
into their when they're in prison money, and then we
have to just obviously guess what they're in for.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Is all right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
So we're doing Idaho inmate pen pals. Gina Grad she
loves this stuff and she's the one that introduced at
least me to it. I I had never heard of
it before. I'm with Greg where it's unbelievable that you
can go to prison and do this and have access
to try to find relationships by posting video messages. Just
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don't get it. The one guy's like, well, we just
basically sit around and watch TV and yeah, write rap
songs and workouts, aren't you guys in prison?
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Yeah's the hard labor.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Some prisons they have their own little iPads that they
can download music.
Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy anyway, So Gina's going to
share some of her fads we've been doing before the break,
but share some of her favorite inmates videos, and then
we have a little game here. We're trying to figure
out multiple choice what they're actually in for, and so
far Greg and I are two for two.
Speaker 10 (01:22:15):
Yeah, we're really good at.
Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Kicking as this game. Who's the next person here?
Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Okay, let's talk to Joshua lund Quest. He's thirty five,
and even though a lot of people step these up
because they really want to make like a meaningful connection
with someone on the outside, this is less of a
sort of a dating ad and more of an opportunity
for young josh to just kind of vent his many frustrations.
Speaker 18 (01:22:34):
My name is Joshua Quiz. Mom, just call me crazy eyes.
Well'mgking the boys. Kanye West I think good he ever did?
Was Kim Kardashian sub baby girl at me, I'm your soulmate.
Speaker 15 (01:22:48):
Just know that.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Hit me up you.
Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Probably I would like to work with prison.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah she does. So he's shooting a shot. Okay, support that,
but the jug Yeah, what does to make you feel?
That was weird that he would I guess why was
he throwing them in there?
Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
If that was the first thing on his brain? Is
the first thing you mentioned?
Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
The second thing?
Speaker 14 (01:23:07):
Was it?
Speaker 10 (01:23:07):
Killer Mike was the second thing?
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (01:23:09):
So yeah, he's got some rappers he wants to start
beef's with, I think, and but also hook up with
Kim Kardashian said.
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
That's the best thing that Kanye ever did.
Speaker 10 (01:23:18):
He's unrelated to the killer Mike and too, the Juggalos, Well,
I mean that's how you get your name out there.
Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
You start beef. Who does the Juggles have beef with?
Speaker 10 (01:23:29):
I wonder they don't like any They're they're very oddly
against the kid rock types anybody with a Confederate flag
for some reason. Yeah, it's it's it's a weird thing
to be pissed about that.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
They really Confederate flag. Oh, they have a song.
Speaker 10 (01:23:44):
Actor his Confederate flag and it's not not recent either,
from like decades ago. And then there's and then apparently
as from the message boards, there's a there's a rapper,
like a clown rapper that was part of their crew
that they've had some falling out with and now they
are per sona known Grada Twisted. Okay, there you go, Thanksport. Yeah,
(01:24:06):
they don't like.
Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Twist.
Speaker 10 (01:24:09):
It used to be like one of theirs, Like there's
there's their offshoot clown Wrappers. But again, there was some
kind of beef.
Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
No baby.
Speaker 18 (01:24:16):
Was Joshua and Quiz Moms call me crazy Eyes, Jugs,
Mike and the Boys, and Kanye West. Only think good
he ever did was Kim Kardashian sub baby Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Yeah, what's up, baby girl? All right? So what are
the options? What is he in for? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
Well, here are your options for young Joshua. Is he
in for obstruction of justice, aggravated battery or open container
in public?
Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
One more time?
Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Obstruction of justice aggravated battery, open container in public? Yeah,
you're going to jail for that.
Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Charge.
Speaker 10 (01:24:57):
They could tack it about something else, for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
That's the one of those things.
Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
When I would go down to the Jersey Shore growing up,
they would have a sign in the bathroom that you
weren't allowed to change in the bathrooms. Oh and if
you did, like there was a potential prison time. I
was wondering, like it's yeah, I guess in prison for that? Like,
who's ever gone to prison if you're wanted for the things?
I was ticketed for open container? I like just mindlessly
(01:25:24):
walked out of a bar in Athens, Georgia with a
guinness in hand, and there was a cop and he's like,
there you go my house where my parents toil live.
Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
So that sucks.
Speaker 10 (01:25:32):
I too got a ticket for an open container?
Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Did you go to jail?
Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
It got dropped. They only charged me for the minor and.
Speaker 10 (01:25:38):
Possession, Okay, okay, so that one's out.
Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
I would say I'm gonna go obstruction.
Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Obstruction of justice because he's got anger issues.
Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
That's why I was kind of living more toward the
aggravated battery.
Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Yeah, I'm sticking with obstruction of justice.
Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
I'm gonna go aggravated battery.
Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
I'm going battery battery.
Speaker 10 (01:25:56):
I like obstruction. It's more fun obstruction. All right, why
is he in?
Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
You're really good at? This aggravated battery?
Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Yeah? Man, Yeah, you're.
Speaker 10 (01:26:05):
Hitting somebody with a hammer. I'll put you away.
Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
Yeah all right, you want to keep rocking and rolling.
Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Sure, do another one. This is Idaho inmate prison pen pals.
Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
All right, this is Justin Justin Shane Hillary. He's thirty
five and guys, he just wants to serenade the ladies
and appeal to.
Speaker 10 (01:26:22):
Their sweeter side.
Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Oh yeah, some of these guys like to sing. I
do like to sing on these videos. Sorry, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
I love you, so never gonna let you go. One
I get my hands on you, I'm gonna choke you out.
I ain't got the best voice, but I got a
hell of a smile and big ass hard Like I said,
put a smile on your face.
Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
That's what I do.
Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Best, Okay, all right? Wow? Well what smooth save.
Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Let you go on you cover?
Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
It was?
Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
But it was it was It was sampled in Candy
Man Knocking Boots. Yes, yeah, but wasn't it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
It's like a seventy song.
Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Yeah really, yeah, that's the Yeah, the original was. Yeah,
it was that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
But like what we all know is this one. I
thought there was that boy group with the three guys.
Speaker 10 (01:27:18):
Yeah real McCoy man, that sound right, real McCoy.
Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Yeah, Like that's old ladies, the candy Man on the
prow after those that want to get busy.
Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
You got to speak.
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Up now again and rub it, loving it all, having
the ball all y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Girl's next to me.
Speaker 15 (01:27:38):
She wants to stick you.
Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
She knows my name, normal corner.
Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
And gets to the hook. Yeah. Here he goes on
my long.
Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
It early in the morning. She sang this song, I
love you so.
Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
Let you go?
Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
What I get my hands on you?
Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (01:28:01):
Let you go?
Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
You see the same way too.
Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
What is wheel House? Yeah, candy Man Knocking boots.
Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
That is justin and he really wanted Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:28:17):
Rose Royce, yeah, nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 5 (01:28:19):
Yeah, Rose Royce, the original song.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Oh that's the original. Okay is this what is it
called knocking Boots?
Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
It's called boy Boy Rose Royce.
Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
It was just a one hit wonder because I've never
heard of Rose Royce.
Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
I until boy, here we go. This is this is
the I didn't know that. I mean, it was an
older song, but.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
So get my hands on, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Yeah, candy Man's way better.
Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
Agreed so young justin he just I got a big
heart and I just want to make you smile. Is
he in for unlawful manufacturing of a controlled substance, counterfeitting,
legal tender, or prostitution?
Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Put me down for mom, No, damn it. I don't
want to ruin my streak one more time.
Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
The options unlawful manufacturing of a controlled substance, okay, counterfeitting,
legal tender, or prostitution.
Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
N manufacturing number lawful manufacturer.
Speaker 10 (01:29:34):
That's just that's the good odds, right there.
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Yeah, let's go with that.
Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Number one around the horn. Everybody nobody wants to say prostitution. Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
I mean I did, but I don't know if he'd
be in unless he was running prostitute.
Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I'll change what.
Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
I'm saying like if he was running like he does,
like a pimp kind of thing, not just for being
a john.
Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
It doesn't sound smart enough to be he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Does not sounds smart to be amp.
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
So what is it?
Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
What are your incredible at this?
Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
You totally?
Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
I know I ain't got the best voice.
Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Yeah, but but.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
I got a hell of a smile and I know how.
Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
To be big.
Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
See.
Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
I thought I was gonna say hog didn't you me too? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
You should have?
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
All right, well there you go. That's how you play
whole prison pen pals.
Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
All the group that I was thinking was Colored Me Bad?
Speaker 18 (01:30:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
What what song?
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
I don't know? I thought, yeah, yeah. I thought they
sampled it as well. Did they also sing all for love?
Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Yes for.
Speaker 15 (01:30:46):
You?
Speaker 11 (01:30:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
I want you to know.
Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
They were Colored Me Bad?
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Did I want sex?
Speaker 10 (01:30:54):
You up?
Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Don't you? Don't stop? Shows? Next time?
Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
On right back?
Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
This it's the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
All right, Welcome back everybody, and a happy Friday to y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
It is September twenty seventh. Some of the holidays. Today,
you guys, is morning show host Day. I wonder what
morning show came up with holiday.
Speaker 7 (01:31:26):
Celebrate me.
Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Today is National Chocolate Milk Day.
Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
It's his favorite, delicious.
Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
National corn Beef hash Day.
Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Good. See.
Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
I even like the stuff that comes the stuff that
looks like Alpo that comes in the can.
Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
I've never had that really, No, but the like at
a restaurant, I'll order it, like the.
Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Cheap, crappy stuff. Yeah, man, so good. I don't know
if I had that, really, I don't think I have
a lot to do, like a taste drive itself. Yeah,
of corn beef hashion, I can.
Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
And we can compare it to alpo.
Speaker 10 (01:31:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
No, I mean I'm telling you it's good. It looks
like crap, but it's good. Today's a hug of Vegetarian Day.
Pass National crush a can Day? Okay, right, you ever
try to crush a can on your head?
Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
Yeah, I won't do that.
Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
You did?
Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
But even if it's empty, like it's still just like
which side of the candy. That's painful what I'm saying
if you Yeah, because if you use the bottom of
the can on your forehead, that's a thicker aluminum. That's
a really even at the top though it's kind of
like Finn it has that edge, and so I think
that I'm not sure which would be better, but.
Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Chug your diet. Go.
Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Today's National No Excuses Day and for fall you guys,
National Scarf Day.
Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Is today.
Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
All right, So a couple of things to talk about.
Jelly Roll, who just made his acting debut across from
Sylvester Stallone on episode two of this season of Tulsa King.
He played himself in the episode. In the scene, he's
walking through the crowd and he stops to meet Sylvester
Stallone's character Dwight Lucky. I know, right, I thought I'd
(01:33:11):
love to be in that show. Here's a yeah, here's
a little clip.
Speaker 18 (01:33:14):
Here you're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
How are you here, Jellyfish?
Speaker 18 (01:33:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
You're close?
Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Is jelly Roll? You look really familiar?
Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
We ever in the joint?
Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Actually was I was back in Nashville?
Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Was you in Tennessee?
Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Non at all?
Speaker 9 (01:33:27):
So what are you doing in Tulsa?
Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Work?
Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
And I got a gig at the Bok Center tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Yeah, And so he did a little singing in the episode,
the whole thing and that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Jelly Roll is also going to be the musical guest
on Saturday Night Live this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
So I was talking to a friend about this who
works in country music, and we're talking about and I know, Greg,
you don't believe in exhaustion, but jelly Rolls seems to
be like, is there three of them?
Speaker 19 (01:33:54):
Because everywhere, yes, is everywhere, at every single event, and
even if you are being flown private or have a
driver and stuff like that, you have to rest at
some time.
Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
You have to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
He's not flying the plane or driving. I know, I know,
but it's just so much to do.
Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
And that's coming from menace. Yeah, so if he thinks
it's a lot, it's probably a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
In her new Netflix special, Ellen Degenera says that she
went to therapy to deal with all the hatred that
was coming her way.
Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Oh babe.
Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
At the one point, her therapist said, Ellen, where do
you get this idea that everybody hates you? She goes, well,
you know, New York Times, the Washington Post, Entertainment Weekly,
US Weekly. This goes on and on, and then the
therapist told her, I think you just need to avoid
looking at the news, just to avoid media, which helps,
to which Ellen said.
Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
Ellen said she did, but she would always know when
something was going on, because she would start getting texts
from friends saying thinking of.
Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
You or you know, sending love and boo, yeah, waited
to you rail her therapy exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Ridley Scott, director of Gladiator, already think of about making
Gladiator three even before Gladiator two hits theaters on November
the twenty second, says he's got an idea for the
third movie that's inspired by the Godfather too. Oh, which
I've not seen. I've never Gladiator, the original Gladiators.
Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Never seen it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
I saw it actually recently and it's great. I thought
you were gonna say you never saw Godfather too.
Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
No, I've seen Godfather too.
Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Gladiator's great.
Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Yeah, I mean everybody tells me that I'd like it.
It's one of those I've just never never saw it.
I've never seen. Laura Sanchez's hot yoga instructor is suing
her over her recently released children's book. Now Laura Sanchez
is Jeff bezos fiance lady. Yeah, So, the instructor says
(01:35:42):
that in twenty twenty two, she reached out to Laura
about an idea that she had for a children's book
about a cat that flies to Mars sounds dumb. The
instructor actually published the book in late twenty twenty two,
and then in twenty twenty three, Laura Sanchez announced that
she is going to write a ripoff book about a
(01:36:03):
fly that flies to space?
Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Oh why so?
Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
The yoga instructor, of course screaming blatant ripoff. And according
to the lawsuit, Lauren's book A Fly Who Flew to
Space contains over sixty percent of similar content to the
first book, and the yoga instructor says that Laura's betrayal
and theft has caused her severe emotional harm.
Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
We have yoga instructors pitching books now.
Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Well, children's books have got to be the easiest time
to write.
Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
They're pretty easy. But also, if you're if you're Laura Sanchez,
you you can give her a couple of pennies off
of each sale. It's a win win, you know, she'll
sell a lot of books, the instructor will get paid,
and this will go away.
Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Now, how do you know this is a true story? Like,
how do you like? How do you know that it is?
Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
Yeah, didn't you say that she's published the cat book?
Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
Well, no, she did publish that book, right, But I'm
saying that, so that.
Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Would be the parof wouldn't it be that it's sixty
percent you and I don't even know each other.
Speaker 6 (01:36:58):
That's still it's true, just an idea.
Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
Yeah, but okay here because yeah, I'm okay now'm because
the the yoga instructor had her book out first, and
then yeah, the other.
Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
I mean, justas you'd have to see the content of
the book. But I think an animal going to space
is probably pretty common idea public domain.
Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
You know, It's like it's different because it's not animal,
it's a fly.
Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
This animal wrote a train. Hey, I wrote a book
about an animal on a train. That was my idea.
Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Yeah, we sent monkeys of space. Right.
Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Speaking of books, you know books, Mark hoppis from Blank
twenty two Yeah Bassis Vocalists. He has announced that he's
written a book called Fahrenheit one eighty two. It's going
to be out April eighth of next year. You preorder
it now. But in the video posted, he said that
his book has punk rock clubs, skateboarding, and nineties music,
as well as anxiety, depression, band breakups, and everyone's favorite
(01:37:52):
cancer because he went through all that. You know, he
was diagnosed with lymphoma in twenty twenty one, but reported
that he was cancer free and some member of twenty
twenty two after chemotherapy. Yeah, a friend of mine's going
through radiation treatments right now, but so far's holding up
pretty good. I you know, I always thought there were
more side effects, but I guess it depends on But
(01:38:13):
he's going every day for like, dude, for like five
or six days a week for eight weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Yeah, my father in law went every day and after
went straight to work. Yeah, it's insane, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:38:25):
Radiation and chemo are different but brutal.
Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Right, It's like Jill Dude, Julian White who played Oracle
on Family Matters of course, Stefan Kell. He says that
doing the Racle voice left his real voice damaged for years.
Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Oh wow, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
All right, But hey, that's your money maker, you know
what I mean, to make all the money. And they
never speak to anybody ever again.
Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
Is anyone asking for anything? Right now?
Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Learn to sign and you do like game show and
just like sign with them from now on.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Yeah, I mean, big deal, you know, right.
Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
I was trying to remember there was another there was
another character TV character that had some crazy voice, same
thing voice destroyed Bobcat. Oh yeah, Bobcat Goldthway. Yeah, I thought, man,
that's the I thought that was the greatest, funniest character
when I was a kid, like watching the Police Academy movies.
Oh yeah, what was his name, zed or ned.
Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Or I don't know in the movie. Think it might
have been z.
Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
I think you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
But then he also played like a bunny on a
sitcom show.
Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
Oh yeah, you're right, Yeah, was it zed right? Cadet
Z cadet Z Bobcat Goldthway. All right, time for your
Friday birthdays. Man, your Parno birthday show.
Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
It's Shimmy, We're gonna it's shimmy, We're gonna site It's shimay.
And you know we don't do birthday all right.
Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Starting with celebrities, Happy birthday to Gwynneth Paltrow, who is
fifty two years old today. He got Avril Levigne who
is forty, Little Wayne forty two. Mark Maron, who for
a while there had like this huge podcast. I know
he still does the podcast. It just seems like nobody
ever talks about his podcast anymore. There's so many other
people that just kind of love that. Yeah, maybe because
(01:40:11):
he was just a giant ditch. Oh really, I don't
know much about him at all, support him, is that right?
Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
I mean I've been.
Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
I really don't know anything about the guy. I've never
met him.
Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
This is the stories about him, and I have been
around him at an event. Yeah, it wasn't pleasant.
Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
So it was that the podcast success go into his
head because at one point, but he was getting presidents.
Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
And yeah it was huge. Yeah, like what Bama was
on there? And he guess usually and I'm just you know,
I'm just making this up here that if somebody has
that much success and then you don't hear about them,
they're usually maybe a paying the ass behind the scenes
and other people don't support them. Brad Arnold, who's the
singer for Three Doors Down. He's forty six.
Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Stephen Jenkins from Third Eyed Blind Now he's a pain
of the end.
Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Oh God, what a dva.
Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
I could say that the firsthand experience. He's sixty years old.
Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Today.
Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
You got Anna Camp who was in the Pitch Perfect movies.
Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Aubrey I love her.
Speaker 5 (01:41:05):
Remember she was the like tight ass blonde like oh okay.
Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Yeah, okay, she's forty two, and then Sean Cassidy, the
former teen idol is sixty six.
Speaker 6 (01:41:13):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Today's part of birthday is Jade Cush and she's had
her fortune cookie cracked open in two hundred and forty
six fine films, including Asian Labia. For lunch, or perhaps
if you're not feeling that for lunch, you could go
for Barbara Screw Barbara Screw like Barbecue, Yeah, Barbie, Barbie
Screw Barbara Screw volume one. She was also in My
(01:41:36):
Hot Asian Real Estate Agent Volume two. The she was
fantastic in Bush Club volume six. She was in I'll
Bang You If your Boyfriend Won't and who can forget
her unforgettable role in Big Boobed Asian tries to steal
her step uncle's wallets? Nice?
Speaker 5 (01:41:54):
What like that is oddly specific?
Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Yeah, that's Jade Kush, who's twenty six years old today. Nice.
And now that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Friday morning. Look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment. You're on the Woodies show. All right,
we're gonna take that break and then and then we'll
come back. In the meantime, if you want to send
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You're listening to the Woodie Show. Which got going on
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check in, Buila, wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, that's
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for today's show. That's it for the week, everybody, Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Time to weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
Quick little recap of what you have on the podcast
waiting for you if you go to the woodieshow dot com.
Of course the fail stories, but the two really big
highlights of the morning Menaces, late night Monologue week and
review Nice work, Little Buddy. Also the Duyq with Mike
the Killer. Yeah, so that's on there. Turning to news headlines,
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we're back weekend cheers and jeers, brand new redneck news
plus whatever you got on the after hours voicemail over
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bring back the drunk dial voicemails recently.
Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
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Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
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Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
At the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, Sometimes
you wrestle with your demons and other times you cuddle
with them.
Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
Meaning you have like a crappy partner, or you're just
like embracing your dark side.
Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Yeah exactly, Okay, I thought it just like you just
hate the person you're with.
Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
It can also be true.
Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Look here demon, Oh I hope not. Here's some semen
demon getting getting all right. Uh, that's that's a Friday
funny right there.
Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
Yeah, it was worth it.
Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Thank you very much. It gets a little sticky sometimes,
you know. Yeah, thank you, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
thank you so much for give it the What Show.
Some of your valuable time this week. You know we'd
love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch back here on Monday. Have
yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
S m D.
Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Double m bye, Great Friday Mother,
Speer's due to the graphic nature of this.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
EG, good morning, everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well, today is September the twenty seventh, twenty twenty four.
And would you look at that, ladies and gentlemen, we
admit it to the end of another week.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It is Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, Rip, coming to you live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm Moddie.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's Greg Gory, would there's Gina, Grady Moran, Gina, we
got Menace, There is Sammy, honey Sea batt is here,
we got Bored, we got Caroline Morgan and Vaughan and
you are v I P. Welcome to Friday. It is
the Woodie Show. Oh yes, all right, So here's the
(01:35):
rough plan for this Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We'll get the Friday fail stories.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Menace is late night monologue weekend review.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Rip.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Alright, get a little look at what happened this week
with Menace. He's gonna have some huge comedy for us.
I know it's gonna be great and something also very
special for you today, ladies and gentlemen. The d U
y Q, but with Mike the Show Killer. Yeah, Mike
the Showkiller will join us for the d u i
Q that's coming up, plus some of the trending news headlines.
(02:06):
We've got the entertainment stuff for the Hours out, Birthdays,
Porno Birthday and more here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Like I said, we're in Philadelphia here for a couple events,
one of which was last night. It was a sublime
show with a bunch of listeners and that was cool
to meet up with people before the show. And obviously
you like see everybody during the show, which was which
is great. Thank you everybody who came out. And then yeah,
we're dude, we're so busy.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
So stupid.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Tonight we're doing a takeover at at Amusement Park Dorney Park.
It's a big Halloween Haunt takeover with another couple hundred,
maybe three hundred Woodies Show listeners.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And then then we're gonna go back to Woodies Show
Hate headquarters for Monday, and then on Tuesday we're off
to Dallas where we're on ninety seven point one The Eagle,
and we're gonna be hosting like a little pre concert
event before the Godsmack show meeting some listeners there, and
then we've got some other stuff happening while we're in DFW.
(03:01):
Kind of busy, dude, I mean we're all over the place.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The other day you had that thing where people are
reaching max peak stress right now? Yeah, yeah, And I said,
I totally agreed. This is why, like being that busy
for me is out of my norm.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
But it feels good, right, Uh yeah, I like it.
It's good. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's safe if you don't like to do it, but
you like to have done it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yes, that's a good way. I've got a Friday check in.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You can hit us up on the text over to
two two ninety, so make sure you include your name,
like what you whatever got going on this weekend. Always
like to live vicariously through exciting plans too. Typically we're
not doing much. Yeah, totally, but like Greg, just kind
of like lasers on the country kind of thing, right,
so little lasers lately.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
One thing here, here's what I realized. I didn't realize
that the Gina grad was this person. But her hotel
room we heard about, Sammy, Yes, and when you when
she gets a room that has the two beds she
has one bed for sleeping and the other one no,
not for sex, no eating for.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Eating right, And that's when I'm in a room alone,
in a hotel room by myself, I purposely get.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Two beds, eating bed and eating be exactly. And this
thing that Gina does, I think the only other person
I know is maybe Greg Gory. She hangs everything up
and puts everything away like.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I do that.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
The first thing I do is I iron everything and I
put it in the closet.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't know, because.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Your stuff is all wrinkly from the suitcase. I can't
wear it like that to wherever we're going to wear it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, So, but.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't want to do it every time. I just
want to get all the ironing done, I put it
in the closet and move on with my life.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, absolutely, hang stuff up.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Put stuff in drawers.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh, I would never put stuff in drawers, then I would.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I heard that you shouldn't because they're kind of grows.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I'm sure they are. But I'm out of sight, out
of mine, and if it's in the drawer, it doesn't exist,
and I leave without it. How do you not forget it?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Do?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I just remember hotels still have drawers.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yes, yeah, they open, they're not just decorative.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh I never use them.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
See, I'll do that if I'm on a they if
it's just a couple of days, I'm not. I'm not
taking everything out of the suit I don't. I just
live out of the suitcase. If it's for two or
three days tops. If I'm there for an entire week,
of course, there's a couple of things that I'll take
out of there. Like I have like a button down shirt,
I'll hang it up.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't iron it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm hoping that itself out. It's the magic closet I'm imagining,
like when I close the door, these like you know,
little elves come out or a little like you know,
the little iron fair well.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You know you can do it doesn't always work, but
people say just hang it up in the bathroom exactly.
Let the steam work on it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
For greg and you got to pretty damn steamy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Damn steaming. But I don't want all musty, you know,
all wet. But here's the thing too, I would love
to use an iron in a hotel room. But how
do you even use them? Because what do you mean
they have ironing board. You don't know how to iron.
I know how to iron, but for some reason, why
are they overly complicated? In hotels they are simpler have
like no because in the day they're cheap. What iron
(06:00):
ironed all the time? I'll just plugged it in. But
the ones that I the hotels I go to, they
have like all these different knobs, all these different settings.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Really like only there's a there's usually a knob and
you can go to like a really hot or.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I know how to iron, I ironed. I don't don't
know that. You do? You know I did? I would
have to iron every day.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Are you going to place with like a digital iron
or something? Analogy?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, it has like it has like five different buttons.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I've two things I've seen one where it's just you know,
an iron off. They're putting them in all the rooms,
so they're not gonna be these high end irons, right yeah.
And then the second because some people are eating up
sandwiches with those you know yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That line. Yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
They have like leftover steak or whatever, they can't they'll
they'll put it under the iron.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
That seems like a terrible idea.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, I'm not saying it's a great idea, but people will.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Do that whenever I iron them, like has this touched cheese?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Or they'll have And I do like these those ones
that kind of look like a little handheld vacuum, but
it just blows steam a steamer steamer.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I like.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Using those so much that I when I steamed out
my dress before my wedding, I had my best friend,
my mom, and a couple other people bring over their
dresses because I insisted on steaming them the night before
because it's so fun.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I used to stay with my grandma every once in
a while because I wouldn't se your all the time. But
if I stay with my grandma and she would iron everything,
she'd iron my underwear, she would iron my socks.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Did she do this?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I know one person who did this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Because she was just so happy I was there. Was
really sweet.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Iron Did she iron your sheets? Your bed sheets? I
know one person who ironed it. I have done that?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You did?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I like to iron.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
I'm an ironer.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I like to do it. It's so weird.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
There was one time I think I was in college,
and I just thought, you know what, I'm going to iron.
I'm going to iron my sheets, and I did, and
it was nice, but it wasn't overly necessary.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I realized, Yeah, my mom made me iron the sheets.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
That's crazy. They stretch out on their own.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You got a bunch of you know, I'm sure like
bed ugs and whatever else live in your stuff, Craig,
so probably have fun with them, all right? Eight seven
seven forty four. What you like you mention Friday check ins?
What you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Where are you hanging?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
What you're doing?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm exciting? Something fun?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Let us know about that or there's anyone anything you'd
like to have us mentioned? Text on over two two
nine eight seven to make sure you include your name,
what part of town you're in. We're gonna take a
quick break more what he shows next?
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Speaker 3 (08:47):
All right, well we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct world. It means Friday morning. You got ye
rip noise. It is September the twenty seventh, twenty twenty four.
Thank you for being here. Let's get through the morning
(09:08):
and into the weekend as quickly as we can, shall we?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We show?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm Woody, that is Gina Grant. Hey, we got Greg
Gordon Menace is here?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What is up? Woody?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
We've got Sammy Marty, We've got Sea Bass, We've got
the phones open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text day Friday
check in over to two to nine eight seven. Just
include your name and then whatever part of town you're
in that you're listening to the Woodies show this morning.
Any kind of exciting weekend plan you can hit us
up with that or anything or anyone else you'd like
(09:37):
to have us mentioned with your Friday check in setting
all the info over tow to nine eight seven. I
got the Mike the Show Killer coming up. Yeah for
a round of the DUIQ and right now we got
the Friday fail stories. All right, ladies. Jupen boys and girls,
(10:24):
Time for your Friday fail story. All these people thought
they had the perfect plan, the plan that could never
go wrong. But then somewhere along the line, that went
from being a great idea the one big steak in
mega uber ultra. Alright, not bad? Yelt it pretty now?
(11:00):
All right, detail stores, Here we go, starting with this one.
I've heard a lot about this one here recently. It's
about this one in South Carolina. Her name is Jessica Johnson.
First of all, Johnson. She was a hardcore crossfitter. She
decided to do this thing called the Murph Challenge. The
Murph where you run, where you run a mile, you
do three hundred squats, two hundred push ups, one hundred
(11:22):
pull ups, and then after that you run another mile.
Usually takes almost an hour. Yeah, and she went an hour.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh god, couldn't took me over a month. Oh, I
called that a Tuesday morning anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So she went so hard her biceps basically exploded. She
couldn't even straighten her arms. Even still didn't go the doctor.
She went until she lost feeling in both of her hands,
and even still just went to urgent care. Okay, so
they immediately sent her to the actual hospital to the
emergency room. She had that thing that we were just
talking about the other day. The rabdoughialysis is where. Ye,
(11:58):
it's where your muscles. You'll work your muscles to such
an extent that they break down and then yoursells die, right,
they die enter your bloodstream and then your liver and
kidneys can't handle them, and then you It could even
kill you. Yeah, I mean it's bad. So the doctors
they had to cut her arms open just to reduce
the swelling. You guys, She says that she is done
with the extreme workouts for.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's like, girl, yeah, those epic Now you don't need
to be doing all that saying you know.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, see just another example how work it out's very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
God, here's one from Florida where you got this forty
three year old Guy's name is Timothy Hickerson. He was
on the run from the law, outstanding warrants for a
second degree murder in burglary, and for the last fourteen
years he managed to avoid getting caught until now and
how to get caught. He ran a red light cop
(12:53):
saw him, figured out who he was, and now tim
is back where he belongs. Right there. In failed Jail.
Oh yeah, uh dude, So SeaBASS had mentioned this one,
but really, we wouldn't be doing our job if we
did include it in the fails. Is the one from Florida.
The guy he was walking back to his car, he
had some breakfast out some restaurant, and as he got
(13:13):
closer to the car there in the garage, you could
see some random guy inside of his car, a super
sweet Corvette. Nice and apparently the dude had broken into
the car. But this particular model of Corvette has a
security system that locked him inside and trapped him. Okay,
so like, none of the electrical components will function if
you don't have the key, and that includes the doors.
(13:35):
I mean there is a one of those manual door
release things'.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
Release, but it's not apparent to the average driver.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, so it's it's under the seat. This guy didn't
know about that. So the owner starts filming with his
camera and asks him. He's like, uh, yo, man, what
are you doing my brother?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
This is not your car.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
This is my car. No, you can't get out because
we called him the cop.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
What do you mean for what this is at that?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Are you trying to steal my car?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah? Man, uh, can you let me out?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
No call the cops for what?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Why do you mean?
Speaker 9 (14:11):
For what?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I love?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
It is incredibly polite, by the way.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
My brother, Come on, man, rules there you go off
to fail jail fail and let us those of your
Friday failed stor. Hate to cut it a little short
this morning, but we do have a special guest who's
gonna be joining us next. Is Mike the Show Killer. Yeah.
So Mike Killer, Yeah, I mean that literally, and Figura.
(14:40):
He's one of our oldest friends. Literally. Fig Well, it's
Friday morning, as his tradition here on the Woody Show,
it's time for the d U i Q.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
But because we are doing the show live from Philadelphia
at our Philadelphia affiliate one O four five, the person
who they put in charge wisely of this fine facility
and this radio station is the person that we have
a long and storied past with ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's Mike the Show Killer.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Like we've talked to you about, like to have you
on face to face. This is like.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It's been years, it's been like since the twenty eighteen
something like that. She's got a stylist since we last
last seeing him. Yeah, you have a yeah, you have
a look now, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
A little, and then then you took him to school.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Story graduate school.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's weird dropping your boyfriend off and the
drop off line let's change.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I do love. I always want to say I love
that roofs de soul. I'll tell you that's yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
In fact, that might have been your theme song. It's
called on my Knees right, yes, the song from the
morning again. Yeah, totally fits for Mike and you met
Gina grad I.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Love you, show Killer, beautiful addition to this so hard.
Speaker 12 (16:17):
You're so positive, radiating vibrancy that way and.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
All right, shut up, you don't miss you.
Speaker 12 (16:26):
Let you know here, Yeah no, and you just get
you challenge this team like that's what that's what I
used to do.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Here our mental health. All right, challenge you to do
a good show with me in charge. Yeah, where's that
voice from? All right?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
So anyway, Mike the show Killer is going to be
basically our contestant. We're also going to have him guests
to see if he knows the answers to the d
U y Q questions this week and the same as
the game every other week, except instead of a caller,
we have Mike the show Killer, our special guest, and
so see best go ahead and explain the game to
Mike one more time.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
Well, Michael, I go out and I find some drunk person,
and now if they are nineteen and drunk and gay,
I don't take him home. What I do is I
ask him thirty of questions, ask him trivia questions that
are otherwise very simple, and see if in their drunken
state they can answer the questions. Now, the game is
played typically by you guessing whether the drunk can answer
the questions or not, but in this case we're kind
of just throw around the room. Everybody will make their
(17:28):
own guesses at these questions. And in fact, I want
to give Sammy some credit. She says something very very funny,
and what do you was witness to this off the air,
I said, exaucept, oh, Mike's gonna play with us, And
I said, well, Mike is an especially stupid Sammy was
I wasn't talking to Sammy, but she said.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Neither am I.
Speaker 10 (17:47):
Because that's why we have Sammy and medicine, because sober
they often fail to answer it correctly.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
As well, so we'll have medicine.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Sammy also guessing along with Mike the show killer and
who is the drunk? This week, We're gonna use this
clip just to kind of get a better idea just
how with it or not with that? This drunk person is?
Speaker 10 (18:04):
This is nik She's out partying with her ladies. And
I don't know that Niek has a good handle on accounting.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Okay, here's how many drinks?
Speaker 7 (18:13):
What you say you've had?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Dirty?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Yeah? That be dead. I'm not dead yet.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Up still here.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Boy's been hating on y'all all night.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Just keep walking.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
They ain't got no money. How can you tell what?
God doesn't have any money because he broke and he black.
If you black, you ain't got no money?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (18:35):
You Why so you have some money?
Speaker 13 (18:36):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That you got some money?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Hey, wait till she sees your cyber truck. I would
have to buy her any drinks? Then, that's right.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The tron we say what her background is?
Speaker 10 (18:53):
She is African American female?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yes, okay, right, yeah, just to clarify, right, yeah, she
said it. We didn't. I don't care. I don't care
what the hell she says? All right, So U d
u y Q. Everybody ready for question number one? Oh yeah,
all right, here we go. Name any Nobel Prize winner ever,
Name any Nobel Prize winner ever. We'll go around the room.
(19:17):
Gina grab What do you.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Think do I think she can name a Nobel Prize winner?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (19:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
All right?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Then what about Menace, Menace, Sammy and Mike Killer? What
are your guesses that would be you? Gene?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Oh, I'm sorry. I know there's a lot of moving
parts today.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
But it's never just the drum.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You're right, No, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Yeah, I tapped out after I give my answer. Okay,
I go, I go around the wheel with no.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
No, everybody, no, Greg Gory. I'm going to say no
to Nick, Okay, pretty confident with that. I'm going to
say yes to Menace. I'm going to say yes to
the Killer and for Sammy. No, I mean, do you.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Have the complet list their sea bass of all the
people I'm looking for that.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
But I can always just google whatever answer they give me,
I know, and that'll pop right up.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Okay, you do that too, then.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
It'll give you when you're playing games.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Mike.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, I'll say uh no to the drunk. I will
say speak which what do you think my search history is? Yeah,
I'll say no here, Yeah, I guess I should clarify.
I'll say no to both drunks, both Nik and Mike
the Show. Yeah, get it. Mike is an advantage because
he's all old, you know. I'll say why that's true.
(20:34):
I'll say yes to uh Menace and no to Sammy.
All right, all right, so we're gonna go right to
you know, since we do on the caller. Yeah, we're
just gonna go right to the answer for question number one.
You're on the d u I q ay many Nobel
Prize winner ever, and we'll go with our guest of honor,
(20:55):
Mike the Show Killer.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Mother, Teresa, Mother.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
That sounds like a good gift.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Oh, the Peace Prize is in there, Nobel Peace. That
is okay, yes, okay, and in fact, before any of
us were born. But Mike was well into his forties
nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Damn nice Zuros.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well done.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Wow, okay, good job, Mike the Show Killer. What about
you Menace?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Well, I uh, I'm just gonna say Albert Einstein maybe
as an easy one for the Nobel Prize. I originally
I originally wrote down Nikola Tesla, but I don't know
if he got should he be writing these things down?
I did right there?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Yeah, yeah, nineteen twenty one.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, what a good job man, sam h Maya Angelou
Maya angeloue.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
She probably got one in there for literature.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
What do you get stuff on no die and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yes, I nailed it.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Typically Nobel prizes you get them like especially for the
real ones, actually the actual ones physics, et cetera. That's
it's usually like ten years after whatever your breakthrough is,
roughly because what's what's a not real one? Peace Prize?
I mean, I don't want to get all political, but
didn't air Fat win a peace prize?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
And he killed? How many ninety four?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Okay, yeah, all right. Question number one, d u y
qt's see the drunk noses.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
Name any Nobel Prize winner ever Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
First singing?
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Is Beyonce the best person in the world?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
No, rihannest Okay, all right, well doubt she does have
a Peabody Award.
Speaker 10 (22:39):
They give one in general for entertainment.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Oh fun, all right, it's the d y Q. Mike
the show Killer our special guests for this round of
the d y Q. It's question number two.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
What animal are people sometimes called as drunk?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Ass? Mike the Show Killer? Yes, yes, drunk is a mic. Yeah,
so I'll say my I does know it? Uh, no,
menace and Sammy yes, yeah, I'm thinking of exactly. I mean,
this is this one's too easy, right, not that we
(23:13):
haven't all been burned by that before.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah, she's gonna come up with something insane and these
three will know it.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, absolutely, all right. Third, that your third? That all right?
Question number two for the d U I.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Q, what animal are people sometimes called as drunk as?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
All right, we'll go with menace first.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Skunk?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Skunk? Is the correct answer? Really is Mike the Show Killer?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
That was your answer?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He just never You've never heard drunk as a skunk? No, yeah,
he's drunk to retain you got to Yeah, I thought
if I'm drunk, then I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I would have thought for sure he would have got that.
That's fascinating. I'm fascinating, Uh, Sammy skunk.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Yeah, they should just say it on the count of three.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, I agree, because this I mean no, that's why
we write it down and we can also change it though.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
Sammy crossing out answers to.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Oh, you can look at my paper.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I did write it.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Downs right here.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, that rule that we can change it last second.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
After that, the answer said I like the one two
three idea though.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Okay, well we'll do that for for question number three.
Let's see if knows this question number two d U
I Q.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
What animal are people sometimes called as drunk as a munkey.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
A monkey?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
When you're as drunk as a monkey, what do you
act like you.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Want to absess like a monkey?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It was going to be the say do you know
what's crazy is before you play that clip? I was
going to say people often say monkey as well. They do.
They say drunken monkey, drunk. There's even a clothing. But
I was thinking maybe she might say monkey, Yeah, drunken
you did, yeah, drunk there's funky monkey. Yeah. I think
there's like record labels and like T shirt companies called
drunken monkey.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I've heard a drunk elephant.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I was going to say.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
I thought there was a chance she would say drunk elephant.
Didn't care a.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Twelve year old daughter. Twelve year old girls are obsessed
with that crap. And to be fair, Mike does love monkey.
Joe's Oh yeah, that's where he can bring his states. Yeah,
monkey Joe's Yeah.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
You don't have to.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
I've never heard of that play place. I mean that thing.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's like an indoor bounce house kind of place.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, okay, we never been there.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
You can play tickets. He's just been to the parking lot. Yeah, okay,
stop stop, he's got a really good spot behind the bushes.
Why come up here.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
We're here because your Social Security doesn't cut your rent.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh Wowfort, we don't.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
We don't have we don't have you on the air
all the time, so we have to really.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
Right.
Speaker 12 (26:02):
Yeah, yeah, usually just walk out and call you in
my office later.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Give you a hell but oh yeah, give me helly,
very very intimidated.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
All right, U d u i Q. Mike the show
killer is here as you can. Yes, not regretting it
at all. No, No, he has a great he loves it.
He loves it, he loves Yes, you do, yeah you do.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
My husband can't hear this.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Question Number three for the d uy Q.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
Governmental Organization is abbreviated as c d C.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
This one's gonna be.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
Came broadcasting people.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, look into it, show you how to do it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We're gonna scream this out.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're gonna scream this out.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
That's the idea.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
I'm writing it tidcause this is yeah, both, this is
longer yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Or you know what, how about we just write you
write it down, you hold up your paper. I'll go ye,
and I won't say right or wrong as we go
around the room, because everybody try to yell this at
the same time. Could be Ah, she's the mount hilarious
looking one, all right, to make sure it's all written down.
Menas is still writing.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
As the roam math going on.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, all right, So g.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
I'm going to go again with Niek. I cannot wait
to hear what she comes up with. But it will
not be the right answer. Okay, I'm going to say
minus does not look very confident. Yeah, I'm gonna go
on men I would say exactly the same. And yes
to Sammy and Mike.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Okay, I get on board that, Greg Gory, what do
you think.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'm kind of on board with that, but I'm also
not as dismissive of MENACE's knowledge. But let's okay. So
no to Nick, yes to Mike, yes to Sammy, and
for Menace. Uh okay, no, no, no, sorry, sorry, Okay,
all right, so everybody's answer is written down right.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Question number three for the d U i.
Speaker 14 (27:55):
Q Governmental Organization is abbreviated as c d C.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
All right, minutes, hold up your paper, there's just scratch.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, it's control doctor.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Control, copynut Alright, hold up your paper. Center for Disease
controls is Mike the show Center of Disease Control for Sammy.
I mean, but we'll give.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That to it.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
It's technically centers centers.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, we'll.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I know what it is. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
I know it was a repeater. And then I'm like, damn,
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Even after all the COVID stuff, man, Like that just
wasn't I sounded in.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
All that long ago daily Yeah, that's where we're got
about that period of time to test there when they
developed the Gunnery vaccine.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
So yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Was that what a pioneer it was?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
He was?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I like the man with like eighty million children? Oh wait,
you didn't you known screw them? Wow? Sick Burn did.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, that's a good one. Wow, sick Burn.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Question, you don't have sex with women? You know that
you're hiding, you're hiding.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Oh i'd right to tell deeper into that at.
Speaker 10 (29:18):
Some point Mike is one of those gays that like
his that he thinks everyone is secretly gay.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
That's also true. No, I used to when I was younger,
but now now it's just now. I see, we went
to dinner last night. Who'd you say was gay last night?
Speaker 14 (29:29):
No one?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yes, you did, No you, guys, because I referenced. I
referenced the fact that you also thought that Russell Wilson
was gay.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
He might be married.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, but you said somebody was gay. I forget who.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I can't remember the horse Joseph love it Well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
That was an old one. Yeah, that's one that did
come up.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
All right, anyway, classic KA question number three d y Q.
Speaker 14 (29:49):
What governmental organization is abbreviated as c.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
D c oh Hill cancer.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I don't know, Cascer, I'm laving.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Cancer.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah that is incorrect. Incorrect, But ladies and gentlemen, that's
how you play the d U.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I kill Mike, this show killing killed it.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Missed you, guys, yea love you all except that other
end of this microphone catch.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
Heley on this weekend guys.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, headline the improv. All right, Well, thank you Mike,
thank you for being a good guys. You know, you
know we love you.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, all right, welcome back. It is Friday morning. So Greg, yes,
has had a lot going on. It's the year of
Yolo for Greg.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Love that.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
And so what is this that you've been like so
obsessed with? Did you have something bad happen from a
dental standpoint, but all about dental work, and.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Like, yeah, right, and I support and I'm trying to
get stuff done, take care of stuff that I put
off too long. And I've been meaning, oh, this is
so disgusting. I had been meaning to go to the
dentist for a very long time. How long let's just
say no, just say how long? Well, the truth answer
is I don't know how.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Long, talking north or south of a decade.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh, south of a decade, but north of four years. Wow,
So like pandemic era, I stopped going and then I thought, god,
I really got to go back. Okay, I'll do it
next week. And then the following week, menace, who's your dentist?
I need a new dentist. And he tells me that
I could probably find that text. It's probably at least
four years ago. Yeah, so embarrassing. So I didn't know
(31:36):
that you have a dental implant.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
So I go one day, I'm eating a cheeto, broke
this crown that I forgot that I had. I didn't
even know it was a crown. I thought it was
regular to go to the dent.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I got to be so old if it's getting broken
by a cheeto exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
So I go and they do the X rays where
they put that USB looking thing in your mouth, and
I said, oh my god, this is so cool. And
they said, you know, we've had this technology for years.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I haven't. I haven't been to.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
The dentist since they put those things in, did the
X ray, waited for a couple of hours to get
the fish. I had no idea this technology even existed.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Those paper wings in your ears totally.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Then they go to clean my teeth and I had
to get a root planing, which is like this deep deep. Yeah,
it was a bloodbath. I apologize to them in advance,
like fifty times. I said I'm so embarrassed, I'm so sorry,
it's going to be horrendous. And they said, well, we're
only going to do half of your mouth at the time.
You have to do one. Now come back in two
weeks do the other half. So I got all that done,
(32:35):
got the crown in.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
But I mean his mouth is like an HGTV show. Yeah,
flipper flood totally. I just want to back up the dentist.
They could have done it all at one time, but
because the insurance is laid out, go back twice, right,
So it was a blood bath. It was embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Greg's mouth had no curb appeal.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
But now no cavities and I'm all better. Wow, how embarrassing.
I'm lucky to give you Nova. Can I love NOVACN
I got the topical off, which rules was topical, but
then they give you the I did get the shot. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Back to that, Greg, did you skip going to the
dentist because you couldn't figure out our insurance?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Uh? Not necessarily, but then when it came time to
make the appointment, I did have to make many phone calls.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Actually, Menace took those clips of Greg telling a story
to us years and years ago. This is what fifteen
years ago. He was telling the story about when he
got that dental implan and about how shocked he was,
how expensive it was. Menace took clips from that show
and then used it to call an actual dentist office.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
We played this a few This is.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
The birth of yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
This is where the Greg wary yeah first came into play.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Here we go, doctor, this may help you.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
So expensive, it's not even funny.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
What's too extensive?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
They basically like, squeeze your cheeks and they call that
tissue analysis.
Speaker 13 (33:58):
I'm sorry, who are you trying to speak to.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I have a dental implant, which looks really cool on
the X rayse Okay, yeah, my dog just had an
absess in his head and it swelled up to the
size of a grapefruit. Just glad it didn't happen to me,
because if it did, it wouldn't be funny.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Hold on one second, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (34:14):
Yeah, yeah, who are you holding for?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I have a dental implant.
Speaker 15 (34:22):
Okay, what do you what can I help you with?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
The average person in the US spent five hundred and
forty two bucks, which sounds really low to me.
Speaker 15 (34:29):
Okay, you need one.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Closed your ear drums to me, I have a dental implant.
Oh okay, so you.
Speaker 15 (34:37):
Had it done elsewhere? Yeah, hey, do you want to
make an appointment and come in and I have looked
at it? If you have problems with it. Yeah, what
do you think you already had it done right?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Right?
Speaker 15 (34:47):
You have an implant and you want it removed exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
We're taking the whole staff to cancuon plus on a cruise.
They've got gambling.
Speaker 15 (34:56):
Okay. The only thing that I can suggested that if
you're having problems with it, to come in and let
the dogs look at it and decide what needs to
be done.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
That's weird because they got to pull the tooth, put
it in the post let that heals.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah, ganko, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is the
Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
It's the show.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I forgot how much fun it is to mess with
Mike the show killer du I mean I do it
all the time, like when he and I are just talking,
you know, like whatever. I like to have him face
to face and in the studio because man, that's just fun.
I say, we bring it back weekly.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I brand spanking new here. So it's a lot I
don't understand. So do you guys think it's weird that
I felt a little bit sorry for him?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Oh yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
That's not that's natural. But it's only because you have
not had to work underneath him. He's making decisions that
affect your career.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah, he seems like such a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
He to know about it. Like we always said, he's
a he's a great friend. He's a very good person.
He's just a terrible program director. He's just really bad.
He's professionally he's like super R word. He's failed up
or at least Yeah, exactly, happy for me once Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(36:22):
come on, I mean, but listen, but listen. Yeah right, Oh, well,
so you said I was following the school buses.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Uh did you hear about that?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
How did you hear about supposed to know?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Ah, man, I'm sure he can explain it, explain Yeah, yeah, dude,
he used to. He used to just for the dumbest
things would just drive us crazy. It wasn't even like
legitimate important anything that would have anything to.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
The king of a pointless meeting pro manager.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well I'm sorry, would you say, Mike,
I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, and you would do no pushback to anybody above
him at all.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
If they gave the him directions, their a little soldier
the meeting daily.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah. But anyway, Mike's a really good sport and we
appreciate him that coming in.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yes, you guys sound good tonight.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, he told one story and he uh and this
is where the clip.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Comes from, just to pop next to my mother's bed.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, he did this thing when he was a kid,
like he would take a crap next to his mother's bed.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah. They had a bedpan for Yeah, so weird next
to my mother's bed. Yeah, my god. Yea, and even
he admitted because it wasn't a good I don't know communicator.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
All right, we got some more when the show coming up.
Hang on, you asked for an answer, I gave you
a question.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
What you show in a bit?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
This is the best fry I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
A good listic. Oh you can. I would love to
do that too. The Woody Show, and we are into
another new hour.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is The Woody Show. Friday Morning in September the twenty seventh,
twenty twenty four. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gore.
Happy Friday. We got Menace, who's one of the stars
of the upcoming hour here. Oh no, good morning to
your Happy Friday. Menace. Good morning, Woody, there's Gina grad
(38:31):
Good morning. We got Sammy morning, there's Sea Bash. Phones
are open for you. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can send
us a text over to to nine eight seven. Yeah,
so we got the Menace Late night Monologue Week in Review.
Also get caught up on some of the new stuff
coming up here in just a few minutes. But yes,
(38:53):
ladies and gentlemen, yes, girls, you know it's time for
the Menace Week in Review. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your host.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Many mo morning morning. I just want to give your
heads up that a homeless for sale in Kentucky is
being sold by Amy from thousand pounds sisters, Can anyone
guess how much the home is going for?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Sixteen moon pies?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, that'd be sixty nine thousand dollars. It could be
an on sixty nine thousand. And why is she selling it?
That's because she got bit by a camel and had
drugs on her and she needed the bail money. But
speaking of camels, did you see that toe on Jojo siwah?
(39:57):
That thing damn near broke the internet The other to
day and that bulge was so big it made every
man in America feel insecure?
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Is that a Mac trunk in your bands?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Are you just happy to see me?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Feel me?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Jojo?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah you feel me?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, you feel me?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Guys that she had something in there, right, oh yeah,
that was that was done, That was done on purpose,
right yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
And if you don't know, she's so sea.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
She's blowing all of our minds. I've never seen this
sort of act before. She's so naughty. I told you
she broke the internet.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Anyways, It's been a long week on the Woody Show,
a lot of travel in uh, but I feel it's
really good and has really helped Greg, you know, like
it helped him like figure out how he wanted to
commit suicide. What do you think, Greg, old school, hotel hanging,
broken shaver or TV wiring? I'm going with.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Ye window of the hotel, toaster in the back made
me out a window, okay, although fear of heights, so
yeah maybe bathtime? All right?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Well, speaking of that fun topic above, Daddy has been
but on Suicide Watch, which Sammy is overjoyed by. And
it's like, Sammy, it's not Christmas, Relax and some and
some wearing that die did he Die sweater at work?
It's offensive. We get it, Sammy, you're from Boston.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
We get it. Well, google it all right.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
But.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Be honest, does that does that really mean anything?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
It does?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
It does? Everyone? We googled it, We'll find the Boston races.
Look it up.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
No, okay, yeah, I got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
But you know who also is offended? Las Vegas?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Guys, Yes, Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Why that's why Macklimore got kicked off off a headlining
festival chanting f America. Yeah, look it up. He was
supposed to Las Vegas and he chanted at a show
f America, so he got kicked off. But it's more like,
f you Maclamore, you're corny dude from Seattle, Russia is
right there.
Speaker 16 (42:17):
Bounce already. And I'm saying this as a fan. The
real thing, it sounds like it. The realist thing you
can do is just leave. It's like Green Day. You
hate Vegas as well, just stop going there. Actors you
hate Hollywood, don't live there. It's called Aukham's razor, Guys.
Aukham's razor. Now that's not just like a ball Shaver.
(42:40):
What it means is the simplest solution is normally the
correct one. Case in point, rocker Tommy Lee his dog
was snatched up by a coyote. You live in a
coyote infested area, cover your house and wolf pete.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
That's what I've been saying, guys, Google.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Wolf pe will keep those hyoties away. And apparently the
late night monologue this week is brought to you by Google.
And that's what I've been saying. Anyways, we have a
great show for you.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Joseph Gordon Levitt is here, Jolly Roll is here, and
have the Friday everybody that's cousin that's cousin of Jelly
Roll Roll.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
So Jemmy Roll apparently sponsored by south Park City Chicken. Okay,
all right, nice, nice work man, that's no problem.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
A problem, Google it, Jojo Seawak.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah. And also Boston in Boston google it. Yeah, we
get it. Sammy you're from Boston.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yea kick off that die shirt?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah, the Woody Show. Yeah, just google it, guys.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
The answer is always there. I I love when people
text in uh like questions. That last question they could
easily google all the time into the show.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah. But if you're like, not about the show. It
would be just be like a general question, Jack, what
used to have a different band?
Speaker 7 (44:07):
I look it up.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Not to sound like an apologist, but I'm going to
be an apologist. I do understand now. Basically when we
when we sit in last night, we talked to listeners
and they say, oh my god, I feel like you
guys are like friends that I'm hanging out. Right, So
like if you were just hanging out, we're all hanging out.
If I have a question, you throw it out to
the people that you're with. Yeah, I think that's the
natural instinct.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
To have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, and then yeah, it's kind of okay, you know what.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I equate this too when I was Major League r
Word and we were at that listener event months ago
in Vegas this time. Yes, right, okay, So my my
normal instinct when I'm looking for the time, I don't
think about my phone first. I always wear a watch.
I'm a watch guy.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
We were in a dark place, very dark, and it
was basically like a black on black so like all
the numbers in the hands on a black face watch face,
and so I went to go look at the time.
I couldn't see it. I grabbed my phone to use
the light to then look at the watch where the
stupid phone would tell me. So I think that an apologist.
But I'm thinking maybe that could be something. I don't
(45:11):
you really on that one. I do understand what what
what menace is saying? Yeah, just google it, just google
there for you. Yeah, some of the news headlines, I
really got to wonder what the hell is going on
with the Secret Service has spent so much obviously since
the uh the assassination attempt on Trump in Pennsylvania at
that you know, fair grounds, and then also this whole
(45:34):
thing with Obama. Now, I mean you heard about that
real because I tried to look.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Up the sources and they say it's not real.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
But even TMZ is reporting on a menace. Yeah, I
do you love TMZ. So TMZ laps Secret Service security
that allowed Barack Obama to get just inches away from
an armed stranger in an alleyway in Hollywood. Obama was
sitting in the back of his SUV on Saturday last weekend,
around seventh already outside of Oh Motherwolf, the Mother Wolf restaurants.
(46:04):
I've been to that place, and that's when the armed
man approached the vehicle, nothing came of it. I reaped
for the Secret Service told TMZ, the Secret Service cannot
provide the details on our means and methods of protection,
which do you have?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (46:17):
But when I can confirm that at no time or
any Secret Service protectees in the vehicle while the individual
was walking down the alleyway.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
So this story came out because that guy who allegedly
had the gun, he was the one that gave the account,
and he said that he just walked into an alley
and walked up to an suv and saw Obama there
in the back seat, and then he walked away because
he recognized who it was. And then he told everybody. Still,
so it's this guy's story, right, But.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Even still, like you know, just it's just that there's
so many lapses, Like the Secret Service, I don't know,
I had more respect or more admiration for just how
buttoned up you hear about them sealing man hole covers
and taking.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
Away something makes you wonder like when like a pizza
place or anywhere is like really desperate for workers, Like
you know what, you will lax on some of the
rules that we do. We are we just kind of
like anyone with diploma.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
It used to be a male security guard, right, exactly
to do presidential detail, we need you. Yeah. So new
info also coming out about the July thirteenth incident, and
that was an inexperienced Secret Service agent with drone equipment
who had to call the Tech Support hotline for help
on the on the Secret Service drone Oh now.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, I always thought they were the epitome of perfection.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, yeah, at the top of the top.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Because apparently the agent was only given one hour of
informal training didn't know how to use the drone device properly.
The preliminary reports has multiple foreseeable and preventable planning and
operational failures by Secret Service contributed to Thomas Crook's ability
to carry out the assassination attempt on President Trump on
July thirteenth.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Exactly what I'm talking about, Like, just did you take
in anybody?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Well I always thought that, Yeah, Secret Service was like
Seal Team six. He was at that level. But even
like you know, you hear about overseas when people like
go places, they clear out entire villages, you know, yeah,
don't grind them up and just make a path. Yeah,
but What the hell's going on?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Man?
Speaker 5 (48:21):
I mean I thought you had to do more than
just talking to your sleeve and look cool, right.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Parents, general malaise in the world. People just don't care.
Lais like a like a the day, Yeah, malaise. Parents
have a seven year old boy over in the UK.
They were trying to get him a passport got denied
because his name quote relates to a trademark or copyright.
So you guys, he was born on May fourth. They
named him Loki Skywalker Melbury.
Speaker 10 (48:49):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
His parents were told they'd have to get permission from
Disney or change the boy's name.
Speaker 7 (48:54):
What what.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
The family wasn't so hot on either of those options.
The story goes public and then all this sudden, the
authorities emailed the family and said that the passport would
be issued. It's just been delayed. That's le name Loki Skywalker. Now, bor,
you're a big Star Wars fan. On a scale of
one to ten, how cool is that name? How cool
would it be to have that name Loki Skywalker? I
mean the Skywalker part is definitely yeah, but he's not
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Star Wars. I mean that's like Greek mythology stuff. I
don't need any of that.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
But we got there was a show low key locky,
but that's Marvel.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
I am low key skywalker? Is that what they mean?
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Hasn't spelled skywalker? OKR lokey, it's spelled like l okay.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
I spelled like the guy. It's definitely not low key.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, hey guys, I'm lokey. I'm lokey.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I'm a Star Wars fan.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, that's super low key.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
In the fail stories, we had that uh that, you know,
Seabasset brought it up, and then we included in the
fail stories the guy who was breaking into the corvette. Yeah, yeah,
and it locked.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Him in there and everything.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Well, there's this eighteen year old in Canada got herself
arrested for stealing a guy's Porsche Lucky, and she ran
him over in the process, not lucky. She pretended like
she was going to go buy it. Then once she
got in the car, she backed it over him. The
guy was injured, but it sounds like he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, God, yeah, how dumb.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
When I tried to sell my Porsche when I had
one a thousand years ago for like a day.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
The guy that wanted to buy it. Didn't know how
to drive.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
A stick and yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
It was so weird.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah, that's where you want to learn how to drive
a manual on a Porsche. Okay, So I told you
I don't know how to drive a stick. Wow, I
can't so crazy. Yeah, and I'm from I'm from a
generation gen X.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
I mean, you know, everybody seemed to and I I
tried it once on somebody else's car, Like it wasn't
you know it was. I had no need to really
learn it. I just wanted to try it.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
And you know, the first time you ever do that
sucks frustrating. Yeah, I'm all right forget it first time.
So yeah, it's like the first time I went golfing
and I'm like, not like a not like at a
top golf kind of place, like an actual out there
on the course golfing par three f. This decided it
wasn't for me. I'll stick with miniature golf and top
golf driving range kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
I learned how to drive a manual on my boyfriend's
jeep in college and I loved it.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
So you drove your boyfriend stick every day?
Speaker 5 (51:19):
Almost?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (51:20):
And it was huge.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Wow, I love to handle. But over time it got easier,
you know, So did you got to like when you
want to go put it in gear, use your your
hand or your mouth.
Speaker 5 (51:30):
I did it with my mouth the first time. It
realized it was much more efficient with my hands.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, because like trying to get the clutch with you know,
while you're kind of using your mouth, it's very you
got it. It's a difficult move. Then it's hard to
keep your eyes on the road.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
You got to use your feet too, which I was
not expecting.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah, get it.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
I've had multiple manual cars. But the thing is, and
the people that know how to drive stick shifts, they say, oh,
it's the best, is way better than automatic? You know
it's not. It sucks.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
Well.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Okay, So if you have a car that is a
performance vehicle, I'm not talking about you have. I'm not
talking about like, you know, you've got some little like
kind of like economy you know whatever, uh Civic or
you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Back in the day.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
I'm saying like, if you have if you have a Porsche,
you have something like that, you know, one of the
older BMW's. I don't know if they make a BMW
in but anyway, I mean they must have at least
maybe one I have known, but anyway, so I think
it would be a nice skill to have. I just
never had the need for it. And I do feel
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like kind of a pussy for not being able to
do it, you know, but that's all those things like
I should know, Like I know how to change oil,
and I can change oil while I used to be
able to on you know, yeah cars built like in
the nineties.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
You need to give yourself some credit because if you
can't drive a stick, you can, but you can learn
how to catch and roast and eat a field mouse.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, yeah, I've done that. Yeah, yeah, I mean I
have some kind of manly skills.
Speaker 10 (52:52):
He doesn't know how to, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
I know, I don't, but I've never had to. I've
mowed plenty lawns, but choice ever Yeah, but ever since
I've had to be the one responsible for it, Like
I've always been fortunate enough. I'm a man of convenience.
Sea Bass, Like it's not that you can't, I just
don't have to, And so then I don't if I
really wanted to, Like how Greg gets really into doing
yard work and stuff like that, like it's.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Just never this never flowed to my boat. I think no.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
But oh dude, that'll be a great social media video.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
We teach what he how to drive a stick shift.
It'd be fun.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
I mean, I'm sure I could get it. I mean,
how hard I've seen really dumb people know how to
drive a stick A new photo has been released of
the UFO that was shot down by US fighter jet
over Canada last year. Yeah, it's uh, it's raising more
questions and uncertainty over what exactly the flying object actually was.
(53:45):
At the time, a lot of people thought it might
have been a Chinese spy balloon, but it turns out
that's not what it was. So I mean, really, who knows.
But I'm sure there's an explanation. They're just not telling
you what it is. That's probably it's probably it's from
like another galaxy.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Cred. Probably it does look like it looks like it
looks like the symbol for that movie Chained Snopolis.
Speaker 5 (54:08):
He gets like a backwards sea.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah, yeah it is, and it looks like their logo.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
And if they're from far away, we know they're far
more intelligent. Yes, automatically automatically distance equals intelligence. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding hit us up
of the text over to two two nine eight seven.
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Woodes show for you next. Hang on, We'll be right back.
We are in Philadelphia this morning. We flew out here
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Wednesday after the show, and Greg said that it was
the best flight he's ever been on.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
It was the best flight. I didn't even care if
we landed, it was so smooth. Yeah, and that's like seven.
And Gina, by the way, is taking full credit. Yeah,
well she did help.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
It did help.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
You get what did you give me a game?
Speaker 10 (54:52):
I just gave them.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
I just gave him a little some to take the
edge off.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Pharmacist, know this?
Speaker 3 (54:59):
She gets said back, Alley.
Speaker 5 (55:02):
All I said was you're you're gonna be fine. You're
not going to be knocked out. It's you're just not
going to be scared. And was he scared? The time
of his life?
Speaker 3 (55:10):
So yeah, I had had a little clawnie and a
little bloody.
Speaker 10 (55:14):
Did you go into a little hot tub and not
wake up?
Speaker 3 (55:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (55:17):
No, he was in a high state. If you talk
to him, oh yeah, just at like a certain point,
I don't I don't know it wrapped.
Speaker 5 (55:26):
In a blank.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Oh yeah, witnessed it because we were together. There was
no just at like the early beginning when you were first,
like all the stuff was hitting it.
Speaker 6 (55:33):
Greg got up to go to the bathroom and he
was feeling loose.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
He was feeling himself.
Speaker 10 (55:37):
Yeah, this is how people old ladies is.
Speaker 8 (55:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
He I didn't notice any different though.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
You're acting like I was on what's that sleeping pill
that everybody goes?
Speaker 10 (55:47):
Yeah, he seems like I was not.
Speaker 6 (55:51):
The thing is is that when you're on a plane,
you're normally very stressed, and you weren't like that at all.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
You're just like, but I wasn't out.
Speaker 5 (55:59):
Of my no, no, no, you were just feeling good.
Speaker 11 (56:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
But I think the trick is walking on sunshine.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
I took half a clan a pen, and then about
ten minutes later I took the other.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yes, and perfectly normal.
Speaker 5 (56:14):
Didn't you rummage through the expired section of your of
your cat?
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yes, I had a diazepam or whatever.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Do you know we're supposed to be taking all this
tuff at the same time. Years old?
Speaker 3 (56:26):
Anyway, that was there, whatever, whatever it was, whatever cocktail
was magic because Greg had the best flight flight of
my entire life, a land of my entire Do have
a couple of pieces of information here, because getting bumped
from a flight always like they always overbooked the flights,
and so then they get on like, well, listen and gentlemen,
we are overbook blacks number people. They start doing those
offers and they throw it out there. By the way,
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Frontier Airlines is the number one airline to bump you
by a landslide, and then they bump over four hundred
percent more passengers than the airline in second place would,
which is my favorite American Airlines. Oh people, fine, they
would need five hundred and ninety nine dollars on average
to voluntarily give up their seat on an overbooked flight.
Speaker 10 (57:10):
I buy that.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah, take that deal.
Speaker 3 (57:12):
People in California would need eight hundred and thirty two dollars,
and then people in Texas seven hundred and twenty nine
dollars on average. The airline's most likely to bump you
Frontier at number one, American Airlines at number two, MENACE's favorite,
Spirit at number three, Spiritwest at number four, and then
Jet Blue at number five.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Man, I have a phone Jet Blue. In a really
long time. They used to be my favorite airline.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah, what I saw today that Southwest isn't changing the
seating thing for like a year or.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Over a year.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
I thought they were starting out in December. I think
it's the assigned seating thing. Yeah, they're later.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
I believe they could have figured it out.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
I know they're not doing the the the general boarding
stuff anymore. They're going to an assigned seating right system.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
But that's but that's not going to.
Speaker 10 (57:57):
Make any difference unless they if you're sitting in a
three by three row of seats, who cares.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
The reason I think the reason probably will take longer
is they probably have to do upgrade their seats. You know,
they have different types of seatings so they can make money.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
It's comically large, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
The Woody Show. Yeah, so SeaBASS is googling like cars
that I can, Yes.
Speaker 10 (58:25):
And if they fall apart, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Even better probably for a few hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
That's the one.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
I mean, can't you just like one, get the insurance
there's Yeah, the only rentals you can find typically are
in Europe.
Speaker 2 (58:45):
Yeah, weird having to go to Europe for that.
Speaker 5 (58:49):
I feel like, if you want an exotic sports car,
you can get.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
I think that's what you want to Actually, you know
who I that's where grind my gears comes from. It
comes from really grinding my gear, really grinding my gears. Well,
I mean how much? Okay, so I'm not our word,
So how how much damage could I really do?
Speaker 2 (59:11):
That's I mean you can burn the clutch a little bit.
I mean if we take you on some hills, right,
we try to get you the parallel park.
Speaker 10 (59:19):
I mean, honestly, like an open parking lot.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
Not much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be fine.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Well, our friend Bill, he's got a car. It's got
a manual transmission.
Speaker 5 (59:28):
Dude, I think everyone's overthinking this. I just googled stick
shift cars for rent, and you can get the most
basic economy nothing, little Flintstones car and they'll give it
to you in a manual.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, so.
Speaker 5 (59:41):
This will be much better like their tiny little teeny car,
a little box car, the.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
Little match box do.
Speaker 1 (59:49):
That teaching in one hour, Let's get the insurance and
there's go crazy.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
It's cute.
Speaker 3 (59:56):
That's cute. You'll learn, Yeah, it's I'm I'm willing to
learn how to do that. It's one thing that's one
thing that that's our pretty good question. I can't be
the only person in this room who has something that
they don't know how to do that they you know,
would be interested or would you know, want or should
know how to do? How about that? What's something you
don't know how to do but you wish you knew
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how to do it?
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Mine is a grill. I think you guys are all
fans of ironing clothes. To butt to iron a button
up shirt, I just can't do it, Like, what part
of it can't you do? Because Okay, I can do
the back of the shirt because you just lay that
over the ironing board. You iron it super easy. But
then when it comes to the front of the shirt,
when I iron that, I screw up the back of
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the shirt or I can't get.
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Her on the button.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
No, I know, you unbutton it, you kind of lay
it flat, But then I can't do the collar right.
And then every time I iron anything is the easiest part.
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Sleeve over the back of the I want to see this.
Speaker 10 (01:00:54):
I want to see this one in action because it
sounds like everyone else knows it, but I want to
see how he does.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I can't do it. This sleeve is a great example, Gina,
because then what I iron the sleeve and then the
other side gets all creased, and I iron increase and
then I flipping over do that ruined the other side.
I don't even understand it. Yeah, that and the other
one's kind of girly. But I don't even can't even
wrap my brain around sewing. Don't Sam's language. You don't
(01:01:19):
know how to finish, don't know how to tie the knot.
I don't get any of it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
I mean I did write down so on because I'm
going to take a sewing class.
Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
As you guys know, that's more of an advancing that's
the machine.
Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
But I can't so basic.
Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
Easy what's not?
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
The holes are where to start? And then when you're done,
how do you get the not to be like down surface.
Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
I'm going to show Greg how to do a whipstitch,
and I think you're going to feel much more common.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
A whip stitch. Yeah, I just what's a whipstitch?
Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
How would you describe it?
Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
Go over the top. It's not like in and out,
in and out.
Speaker 10 (01:01:57):
Like a zig zag.
Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
You like close the top when it comes to the not, Greg,
you keep it super loose and then push it right
up to the edge and then pull it tight so
you get it to where you want it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
To be and then pull it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Okay, what I would have to see it your shirt
off and for a dollar.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
This is what women are for.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
The know how to do this. I just handed to men.
Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Yeah, I have one super embarrassing one and one that
like hopefully is forgivable. I do not know how to
make a pot of coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
What.
Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
I don't know how. I don't know what the what
the measurements are. Whenever I've tried it, like a handful
of times in my entire life, like, oh, God, like.
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Drink it says on the on the bag of grounds,
it does, yes, cheft direction just super or like what
like whatever, like it'll tell you how many tablespoons of
coffee ground spoon or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
The little scooper thing.
Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
My husband eyeballs it, and so I don't know what
that means. Some people use some people use.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Tables but it's on the back.
Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
Yeah, but if I make it, if I'm in church,
because I'm a pretty good cook, but I don't like
I don't like measurements.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
But you can't cook coffee, guys.
Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
But that's what I'm saying making coffee is more like baking,
because it has to be like down to the science.
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I love my little less doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
People either tell me it's hell a weak water coffee
or so strong I can't get it right. We'll do
everything I do. But I'm horrible at it, and I
always every time I hand it to somebody, I say,
my kid did it. I am a horrible gift wrapper.
I wish I could do.
Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
I'm actually really good at it.
Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
I blame it on the kid and say.
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Yeah, no, I'm really good at it. I got that
from Edges. I got that from my mother.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
So you get to the bottom, you know, like the
side of the box where we fold in, fold in,
fold up, and it's like, I can I can wrap
an entire gift with three pieces of tape. Stop it
so you like it's a rectangle box like your shirt
box or whatever. Right either side one piece of tape,
do the one end fold, fold, fold up one piece
of tape. Other side fold fold fold one piece of
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three pieces of tape.
Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Are you like really good at origami?
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
No? But I got this. I got the gift wrapping
thing from my mother she just showed me how to
do it, and I'm like, oh, I just I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Justs are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Way too much paper because I suck and I use
like eight times the size of.
Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
The package and miss all the places that you could
just go and get things wrapped.
Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Used to be a ton man, is what something that
you don't know how to do it but you feel
like you should know how to do?
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Other than reading out loud, I would say words, I
would say, yeah. Other than words, I would probably say
like basic construction or remodeling, like being able to build
a fence perfectly, or you know, oh.
Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
I want to redo the.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
My closet, and I how to do framing. I can frame balls,
I can build headers for doorways and all that kind
of stuff and all that stuff. Yeah, I mean I
know how to do all that, Like this basic construction
I would love to. I want to do like finishing,
like carpentry, you know, like people who can do like
the framing is super easy, but like it's the finish work.
It's all the detail stuff that's really cool.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
And then we're like talking about you know, oh maybe
we should epoxy the garage. Oh we can do that ourselves,
I'm like, no, no, yeah you can't because like on
YouTube it looks so simple. Yeah, like you know, SeaBASS,
what about you?
Speaker 10 (01:05:37):
I would really like to be able to do a backflip.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Oh interesting, You feel like you should know how to
do that already.
Speaker 10 (01:05:43):
Yeah, because like I think it's one of those things
that you you learn it when you're a kid.
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
You it's like riding a bike. It never goes Yeah yeah,
like what kind of like day to day life skill?
Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Oh well, first off, people who can do backflips do
them day to day life skills. Super cool, always showing off.
Now I think I got everything covered in that and else?
Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Can you do a cartwheel?
Speaker 15 (01:06:06):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
In general?
Speaker 10 (01:06:07):
Yes, not right now because my wrist is still healing. O.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
What happened to your wrist?
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Well?
Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
This I mentioned this.
Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
This has been like six months ago where I was
going accident. I was fighting you know, to your boxing training,
and I was just I was so strong that my
risks there we go. I felt like I broke my
hand at first, but no, I got I've got a
next ray. I've got an MRI And they say I
probably uh like tore a ligament. But now I have
this fluid build up in there. That's taken forever to
get loose.
Speaker 11 (01:06:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I hurt my wrist when I beat the rock in
an arm wrestling competition. It's really weird, all right? Well anyway,
what what? What kind of skill and daily kind of
life skill do you think you should know how to do?
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
But you don't?
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
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Speaker 17 (01:06:48):
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Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
We are the Woody Show. My name is Woody. Event
is Greg Gory. We've got Menace. What is our newest
full time show member is Gina Grady?
Speaker 15 (01:07:23):
What is you?
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Gina?
Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
We got Sammy, We got Sea Bas. Phones are open
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up with a text over to two two nine eight
seven Sea Bass.
Speaker 15 (01:07:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
You know it's all about the folesome street Fair. Also
going on the sixth annual Naked in a Cave Event.
This happened at Albany as well as So it's a
It's a self guided naked walking event hosted inside of
a fifty two degree cave. Heck Norinage and organizers of
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the event call it a celebration of body positivity, and
by looking at the photos online, I had Morgan look
into a little bit to see exactly what this was.
It's it's uh she she wrote, out here shows it's
mostly larger women attending.
Speaker 10 (01:08:12):
Okay, that's a little different because usuallydity is larger men.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Over three hundred and fifty nude visitors. Nice, but it
was already sold out, so you know, sold out. They
didn't have food and couldn't get that was the draw
free pie. Yeah. Okay, So how was this stripping in
a cave for body positivity?
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Well, that's just up. Like you said that, they put
on everything everything.
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
So is that is that like the loophole just to
be able to do nude stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
It's a I think they say, so you can't make fun.
Speaker 10 (01:08:48):
Of it, you cantantial, but yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Yeah, all right, it's interesting that phrase.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, it's trying to be a shield against criticism.
Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Being ripped on because on Instagram, all of a sudden,
I think I mentioned this. This is a recent thing
where Instagram has always been no nudity, right chicks are
well no there they do breastfeeding videos and so there's
like and it's like chicks that you can see or
these are not women who are actually breastfeeding. They're not
(01:09:21):
real babies. Sometimes it's not real babies.
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
It's weird. Now that video to get into your algorithm
because it's not in mind. But when I sign when
I sign into the Woody showccount, which you have access to, yeah,
that stuff shows up.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
You know who sent it to you? Because I think, uh,
you know, between Morgan and our friend Tony, we send
each other like the craziest Uh, I see it. So
all there there's some some pretty funny fa Yeah I
saw this guy. No, I'm in fact, I'm gonna show
this to Greg. This is dude, Greg, this is great.
So this is the guy makes it to him, so
it goes in his algorithm.
Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
I'm looking at this naked and the cave thing and
it's very large women.
Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
When I whenever i think I've reached the end of
the Internet, Morgan or what he sends me something truly grotesque.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, it's it's it's it's really great. Oh yeah, here
watch this. So it says when life knocks you down,
keep fighting. And it's this guy and he's got like
no arms, no legs, he's doing karate and he's doing karate.
Yeah cool. So like, who said you can't do anything?
Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Yeah? Yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
So he has kind of little nubs so he can somewhat.
Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Just to pull the current back a little bit, if
you log into the Woody Show Instagram account and you
look at the feed, it's mostly deformities and breastfeeding videos.
No it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
No, it's not is it not?
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Open it right now.
Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
I'm looking at it right now. It's a lot of airplanes.
It's a lot of NFL.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
That's because I follow some airplane accounts for you. No,
you did, I did. I sort of got in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
I did because I'm always I'm always liking and fording
all the planestuffs of my friends. I started following some
of them. It's it's people doing power washing nice and
then dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
I don't see any other breastfeeding videos in here. Edging
every yeah, every heed. Well here's the guy who's got
full face tattoos and he's getting his tattoos removed. Look
that's gotta be so that's gotta be so painful, awful,
But what a cool choice that was.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, I get a lot of X ray videos for
some reason, or x ray photost brutal broken bones looking.
Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Is that your algorithm? Yeah, and that seems like something
that menace. Oh yeah, yeah, because wieners and and but yeah,
dogs anyway, so.
Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
We all get them.
Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Speaking of of weird videos, Gina Grad, she introduced us
to the Idaho inmate prison pen pal thing, and so
she's got some more of those for us, and we
turned this into a game where we get to hear
their little greeting video that they that they put out.
These are people that were actually in prison, yes, and
they're trying to meet people or start a relationship or whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
And then fight as they call it.
Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Yeah, And so we'll hear out their video and then
she'll give us a multiple choice about what they're in
for us, and we turn into a little bit of game.
So it's with Gina Grad that's coming up next to
her in the Woody Show. Phones open eight seven seven four,
send us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
I really enjoy this segment. You know, I have this
(01:12:29):
thing about jail just in general. If I was in jail,
and by the way, that's why I always I'm never
gonna do anything that would ever put me in a
position that I would end up there's even a chance
of going to jail. If I was in jail, I
think I would just basically just sit in my not
my room, but my cell and not doing any Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
But is that allowed? What?
Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Sometimes it is? Sometimes it's not.
Speaker 10 (01:12:58):
Maybe let's make you have.
Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
To leave yourself and people shake you down.
Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
The last thing I think, the last thing I'd be
trying to do is what these people that Gina are
about to introduce us to. I'd be I would not
be doing this Idaho inmate pen pal thing. They use
a combination of like some kind of phone or I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Know, it's like a video phone call.
Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yeah. Yeah. But then they were using like the you
see the receiver like you'd see like when you go
visit somebody in jail, where one person has the receiver
on one end, the other person has the phone receivers
basically like zoomer sky.
Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Yeah, and a lot of prisons you don't do the uh,
you don't do like the come up against the window
the glass and talk to your buddy. You like sit
in like their prison lobby and video chat them from
up and you know, upstairs or whatever. So they're making
these little I don't know, dating pro.
Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Yeah, it's like a dating profile video dating.
Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
And again it works though because I know people that
have married people. Yea, they just so over the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Multiple seasons of love after a lot gup. I mean
this is where they find these guys and so many
women and men in the comments that some of the
hotter dudes say I.
Speaker 10 (01:14:06):
Can fix them.
Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
So people are into.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
This and maybe you're just not looking in the right places,
you know, maybe you can find that. Okay, what if
there was a guy in prison on one of these
like profile things who looked like Glenn Powell.
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Like a mouse?
Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Yeah, what would you know, Like, would that be something
that he'd be open to?
Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Well, what's he in for?
Speaker 9 (01:14:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Did he rape? Somebody is murderer.
Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Just because they're in prison doesn't mean they're a bad person.
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
That's what we've heard. Mistake, Just with that answer alone,
she's open to it.
Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Patty theft, some light forgery, just a misunderstanding tax evasion.
Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
He just wouldn't fit in when she'd bring him home
to the parents and they're all sitting there in their
coordinated jammies watching Hallmark Christmas and gingerbread and he has
his face stattooes.
Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
And the thing is, Glenn Powell is charming as hell.
I don't picture of these guys to really be charming.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
That's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
They are so charming. They they swindled many people, all.
Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Right, So idaho inmate prison ye pen pals.
Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Let's start with Billy Joey. He's thirty four. And this
guy gets right to the point. Uh, he knows what
he's looking for, but more importantly, he knows what he's
not looking for, and he wants to tell you all
about it.
Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
I don't like stupid people nice, And I'm surrounded by
gay dudes and fat chicks and gay dudes didn't want
to be fat chicks, So I'm good on all that
kind of attention. It's pretty boring in here. And oh really,
I'll do his watch TV workout and rap music.
Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Wa nice, that's it. Oh I'm six three.
Speaker 10 (01:15:57):
I want to do this guy.
Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Yeah, he's a cutie. He's sick of all the attention.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
You guys, so he has zero personality. But he's six
foot three, so there you go, there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
It doesn't say when when when they talk like that
it makes it sound like jail is not that bad.
Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
It's boring, just hanging out.
Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Much attention, work out all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
I want to hear that the prisoners are miserable and
they're breaking rocks and they're making ever want to go back.
They're making license plates, they're on chain gangs and stuff
out in the field, you know, doing manual labor.
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Well, I have a question for you, guys. I'm going
to give you three choices, and I want to see
if you can figure out what he's in prison for.
All Right, this guy, this is Billy Joe, who is
sick of the attention from quote gay dudes.
Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
And fat chicks.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
But he's six foot three.
Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
Six foot three? Is I in for arson? Grand theft,
larceny and extortion or child abandonment M.
Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Two and three? For me, definitely, it's between one and three. Really, Yeah,
I'm not getting the arson vibe from him. I'm like,
it's an easy crime. Well, I'm just like the child
and bannonment thing because he just seems like a loof
yeah yeah, and just kind of like a dick.
Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
It was number two extortion.
Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
And lars larsy and extortion.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
I think that I'm going to elaborate for his personality.
Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
I'm going to say that one. Really, I'm going number two, yeah,
option number two.
Speaker 10 (01:17:29):
I'm going number three, child abandonment.
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Okay, I'll go number one.
Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Number one, Sea Bass.
Speaker 10 (01:17:33):
Yeah, I'm with Woody, but I'm going to go to
as well, because this is like a Wolf of Wall
Street wanna be type guy. I can tell the fire's
attitude and so something. Yes, some kind of white collar
theft extortion.
Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
What's he in for?
Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
Well, Sea Bass? What he greg? You are correct? Yeah,
larsny and extore s oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
And if you can you show I'm finding this guy
right now. Sammy would think this guy's hot, yes, yes,
short brown hair, short brown beard.
Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Mouse like yeah, what's his name again?
Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
Billy Joe, Billy Joe, r H O t O N
roten scroll has.
Speaker 10 (01:18:14):
He's like very similar eighth or tenth Road.
Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Okay, I should have thought about the grand larceny because
he was a rapper, because they always got.
Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
In fact name grand larceny. You would you would like him? Yeah, okay,
here take a look.
Speaker 10 (01:18:30):
It isn't what that that fat guy from Jamaica and
my Miami got busted four minutes like he was running
some kind of scam.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Or Yeah, so that that was a big indicator of
what he was in for.
Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Wow, Sammy's fanning herself. Now grab them up. Yeah, we'll
get a wet floor signs.
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
He's giving me Danny Amandola to be honest. Yeah, and
who's very attractive from the Patriots, Danny player for the Patriots.
Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Yeah, Dola.
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
He was recently featured in Architectural Digest.
Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Prisoner I know him made prison pen pals. Who are
we meeting next?
Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Let's meet maybe another potential suitor for Sammy. Anthony Piazzo.
Now he's a little older if you like him, you know,
a little more mature. He's fifty two, and he seems
like a really sincere guy. But he does not like
to be interrupted while he is making his videos.
Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
All right, ladies out there that I'm single and ready
to mingle, well at least for the next fifteen years.
Speaker 13 (01:19:35):
We'll know where I'll be nice shut by making my
pity over here.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Hey, sorry, take Yeah, I mean that not really good.
Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
If you're trying to put yourself out there for relationships,
you might have his short fuse like an anger issue,
you know, the kind.
Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Of girl who wants to be like protected in fifteen years.
Speaker 11 (01:19:59):
Yeah, ladies out there that I'm single and ready to mingle. Well,
at least for the next fifteen years.
Speaker 13 (01:20:08):
We'll know where I'll be.
Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
He shut the up.
Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
I'm making my pity over here.
Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Hey, oh sorry about that, girl.
Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I blew my top.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
So is he in for is anthony? And for computer crimes?
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Shoplifting or aggravated battery?
Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Aggravated battery?
Speaker 10 (01:20:30):
Yeah, international, it's the first.
Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
This is the first thing. Get jumped out to me, hothead, everybody. Yeah, yeah,
I'm going aggravated battery sea bass.
Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
What do you think?
Speaker 10 (01:20:41):
Yeah, well, okay, computer crimes off the table. Almost the
other one shoplifting. They don't give you fifteen years for shoplifting.
Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Yeah, easy, pasy.
Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
You are all one hundred correct.
Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
All right, we're really good at this game.
Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Yeah, you guys are getting much better.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
This is uh ho inmate prison pen pals. And so
the game is with these little videos that they they
put it and they're all online. You can see them. They're
like on TikTok. They're all and people go crazy for them.
These chicks are like hitting them up and they're sliding
into their when they're in prison money, and then we
have to just obviously guess what they're in for.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Is all right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
So we're doing Idaho inmate pen pals. Gina Grad she
loves this stuff and she's the one that introduced at
least me to it. I I had never heard of
it before. I'm with Greg where it's unbelievable that you
can go to prison and do this and have access
to try to find relationships by posting video messages. Just
(01:21:44):
don't get it. The one guy's like, well, we just
basically sit around and watch TV and yeah, write rap
songs and workouts, aren't you guys in prison?
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Yeah's the hard labor.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Some prisons they have their own little iPads that they
can download music.
Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy anyway, So Gina's going to
share some of her fads we've been doing before the break,
but share some of her favorite inmates videos, and then
we have a little game here. We're trying to figure
out multiple choice what they're actually in for, and so
far Greg and I are two for two.
Speaker 10 (01:22:15):
Yeah, we're really good at.
Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Kicking as this game. Who's the next person here?
Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Okay, let's talk to Joshua lund Quest. He's thirty five,
and even though a lot of people step these up
because they really want to make like a meaningful connection
with someone on the outside, this is less of a
sort of a dating ad and more of an opportunity
for young josh to just kind of vent his many frustrations.
Speaker 18 (01:22:34):
My name is Joshua Quiz. Mom, just call me crazy eyes.
Well'mgking the boys. Kanye West I think good he ever did?
Was Kim Kardashian sub baby girl at me, I'm your soulmate.
Speaker 15 (01:22:48):
Just know that.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Hit me up you.
Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Probably I would like to work with prison.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah she does. So he's shooting a shot. Okay, support that,
but the jug Yeah, what does to make you feel?
That was weird that he would I guess why was
he throwing them in there?
Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
If that was the first thing on his brain? Is
the first thing you mentioned?
Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
The second thing?
Speaker 14 (01:23:07):
Was it?
Speaker 10 (01:23:07):
Killer Mike was the second thing?
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (01:23:09):
So yeah, he's got some rappers he wants to start
beef's with, I think, and but also hook up with
Kim Kardashian said.
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
That's the best thing that Kanye ever did.
Speaker 10 (01:23:18):
He's unrelated to the killer Mike and too, the Juggalos, Well,
I mean that's how you get your name out there.
Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
You start beef. Who does the Juggles have beef with?
Speaker 10 (01:23:29):
I wonder they don't like any They're they're very oddly
against the kid rock types anybody with a Confederate flag
for some reason. Yeah, it's it's it's a weird thing
to be pissed about that.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
They really Confederate flag. Oh, they have a song.
Speaker 10 (01:23:44):
Actor his Confederate flag and it's not not recent either,
from like decades ago. And then there's and then apparently
as from the message boards, there's a there's a rapper,
like a clown rapper that was part of their crew
that they've had some falling out with and now they
are per sona known Grada Twisted. Okay, there you go, Thanksport. Yeah,
(01:24:06):
they don't like.
Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Twist.
Speaker 10 (01:24:09):
It used to be like one of theirs, Like there's
there's their offshoot clown Wrappers. But again, there was some
kind of beef.
Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
No baby.
Speaker 18 (01:24:16):
Was Joshua and Quiz Moms call me crazy Eyes, Jugs,
Mike and the Boys, and Kanye West. Only think good
he ever did was Kim Kardashian sub baby Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Yeah, what's up, baby girl? All right? So what are
the options? What is he in for? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
Well, here are your options for young Joshua. Is he
in for obstruction of justice, aggravated battery or open container
in public?
Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
One more time?
Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Obstruction of justice aggravated battery, open container in public? Yeah,
you're going to jail for that.
Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Charge.
Speaker 10 (01:24:57):
They could tack it about something else, for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
That's the one of those things.
Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
When I would go down to the Jersey Shore growing up,
they would have a sign in the bathroom that you
weren't allowed to change in the bathrooms. Oh and if
you did, like there was a potential prison time. I
was wondering, like it's yeah, I guess in prison for that? Like,
who's ever gone to prison if you're wanted for the things?
I was ticketed for open container? I like just mindlessly
(01:25:24):
walked out of a bar in Athens, Georgia with a
guinness in hand, and there was a cop and he's like,
there you go my house where my parents toil live.
Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
So that sucks.
Speaker 10 (01:25:32):
I too got a ticket for an open container?
Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Did you go to jail?
Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
It got dropped. They only charged me for the minor and.
Speaker 10 (01:25:38):
Possession, Okay, okay, so that one's out.
Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
I would say I'm gonna go obstruction.
Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Obstruction of justice because he's got anger issues.
Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
That's why I was kind of living more toward the
aggravated battery.
Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Yeah, I'm sticking with obstruction of justice.
Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
I'm gonna go aggravated battery.
Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
I'm going battery battery.
Speaker 10 (01:25:56):
I like obstruction. It's more fun obstruction. All right, why
is he in?
Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
You're really good at? This aggravated battery?
Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Yeah? Man, Yeah, you're.
Speaker 10 (01:26:05):
Hitting somebody with a hammer. I'll put you away.
Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
Yeah all right, you want to keep rocking and rolling.
Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Sure, do another one. This is Idaho inmate prison pen pals.
Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
All right, this is Justin Justin Shane Hillary. He's thirty
five and guys, he just wants to serenade the ladies
and appeal to.
Speaker 10 (01:26:22):
Their sweeter side.
Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Oh yeah, some of these guys like to sing. I
do like to sing on these videos. Sorry, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
I love you, so never gonna let you go. One
I get my hands on you, I'm gonna choke you out.
I ain't got the best voice, but I got a
hell of a smile and big ass hard Like I said,
put a smile on your face.
Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
That's what I do.
Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Best, Okay, all right? Wow? Well what smooth save.
Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Let you go on you cover?
Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
It was?
Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
But it was it was It was sampled in Candy
Man Knocking Boots. Yes, yeah, but wasn't it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
It's like a seventy song.
Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Yeah really, yeah, that's the Yeah, the original was. Yeah,
it was that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
But like what we all know is this one. I
thought there was that boy group with the three guys.
Speaker 10 (01:27:18):
Yeah real McCoy man, that sound right, real McCoy.
Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Yeah, Like that's old ladies, the candy Man on the
prow after those that want to get busy.
Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
You got to speak.
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Up now again and rub it, loving it all, having
the ball all y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Girl's next to me.
Speaker 15 (01:27:38):
She wants to stick you.
Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
She knows my name, normal corner.
Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
And gets to the hook. Yeah. Here he goes on
my long.
Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
It early in the morning. She sang this song, I
love you so.
Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
Let you go?
Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
What I get my hands on you?
Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (01:28:01):
Let you go?
Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
You see the same way too.
Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
What is wheel House? Yeah, candy Man Knocking boots.
Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
That is justin and he really wanted Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:28:17):
Rose Royce, yeah, nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 5 (01:28:19):
Yeah, Rose Royce, the original song.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Oh that's the original. Okay is this what is it
called knocking Boots?
Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
It's called boy Boy Rose Royce.
Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
It was just a one hit wonder because I've never
heard of Rose Royce.
Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
I until boy, here we go. This is this is
the I didn't know that. I mean, it was an
older song, but.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
So get my hands on, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Yeah, candy Man's way better.
Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
Agreed so young justin he just I got a big
heart and I just want to make you smile. Is
he in for unlawful manufacturing of a controlled substance, counterfeitting,
legal tender, or prostitution?
Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Put me down for mom, No, damn it. I don't
want to ruin my streak one more time.
Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
The options unlawful manufacturing of a controlled substance, okay, counterfeitting,
legal tender, or prostitution.
Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
N manufacturing number lawful manufacturer.
Speaker 10 (01:29:34):
That's just that's the good odds, right there.
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Yeah, let's go with that.
Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Number one around the horn. Everybody nobody wants to say prostitution. Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
I mean I did, but I don't know if he'd
be in unless he was running prostitute.
Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I'll change what.
Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
I'm saying like if he was running like he does,
like a pimp kind of thing, not just for being
a john.
Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
It doesn't sound smart enough to be he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Does not sounds smart to be amp.
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
So what is it?
Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
What are your incredible at this?
Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
You totally?
Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
I know I ain't got the best voice.
Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Yeah, but but.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
I got a hell of a smile and I know how.
Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
To be big.
Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
See.
Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
I thought I was gonna say hog didn't you me too? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
You should have?
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
All right, well there you go. That's how you play
whole prison pen pals.
Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
All the group that I was thinking was Colored Me Bad?
Speaker 18 (01:30:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
What what song?
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
I don't know? I thought, yeah, yeah. I thought they
sampled it as well. Did they also sing all for love?
Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Yes for.
Speaker 15 (01:30:46):
You?
Speaker 11 (01:30:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
I want you to know.
Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
They were Colored Me Bad?
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Did I want sex?
Speaker 10 (01:30:54):
You up?
Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Don't you? Don't stop? Shows? Next time?
Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
On right back?
Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
This it's the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
All right, Welcome back everybody, and a happy Friday to y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
It is September twenty seventh. Some of the holidays. Today,
you guys, is morning show host Day. I wonder what
morning show came up with holiday.
Speaker 7 (01:31:26):
Celebrate me.
Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Today is National Chocolate Milk Day.
Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
It's his favorite, delicious.
Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
National corn Beef hash Day.
Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Good. See.
Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
I even like the stuff that comes the stuff that
looks like Alpo that comes in the can.
Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
I've never had that really, No, but the like at
a restaurant, I'll order it, like the.
Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Cheap, crappy stuff. Yeah, man, so good. I don't know
if I had that, really, I don't think I have
a lot to do, like a taste drive itself. Yeah,
of corn beef hashion, I can.
Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
And we can compare it to alpo.
Speaker 10 (01:31:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
No, I mean I'm telling you it's good. It looks
like crap, but it's good. Today's a hug of Vegetarian Day.
Pass National crush a can Day? Okay, right, you ever
try to crush a can on your head?
Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
Yeah, I won't do that.
Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
You did?
Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
But even if it's empty, like it's still just like
which side of the candy. That's painful what I'm saying
if you Yeah, because if you use the bottom of
the can on your forehead, that's a thicker aluminum. That's
a really even at the top though it's kind of
like Finn it has that edge, and so I think
that I'm not sure which would be better, but.
Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Chug your diet. Go.
Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Today's National No Excuses Day and for fall you guys,
National Scarf Day.
Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Is today.
Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
All right, So a couple of things to talk about.
Jelly Roll, who just made his acting debut across from
Sylvester Stallone on episode two of this season of Tulsa King.
He played himself in the episode. In the scene, he's
walking through the crowd and he stops to meet Sylvester
Stallone's character Dwight Lucky. I know, right, I thought I'd
(01:33:11):
love to be in that show. Here's a yeah, here's
a little clip.
Speaker 18 (01:33:14):
Here you're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
How are you here, Jellyfish?
Speaker 18 (01:33:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
You're close?
Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Is jelly Roll? You look really familiar?
Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
We ever in the joint?
Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Actually was I was back in Nashville?
Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Was you in Tennessee?
Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Non at all?
Speaker 9 (01:33:27):
So what are you doing in Tulsa?
Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Work?
Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
And I got a gig at the Bok Center tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Yeah, And so he did a little singing in the episode,
the whole thing and that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Jelly Roll is also going to be the musical guest
on Saturday Night Live this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
So I was talking to a friend about this who
works in country music, and we're talking about and I know, Greg,
you don't believe in exhaustion, but jelly Rolls seems to
be like, is there three of them?
Speaker 19 (01:33:54):
Because everywhere, yes, is everywhere, at every single event, and
even if you are being flown private or have a
driver and stuff like that, you have to rest at
some time.
Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
You have to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
He's not flying the plane or driving. I know, I know,
but it's just so much to do.
Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
And that's coming from menace. Yeah, so if he thinks
it's a lot, it's probably a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
In her new Netflix special, Ellen Degenera says that she
went to therapy to deal with all the hatred that
was coming her way.
Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Oh babe.
Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
At the one point, her therapist said, Ellen, where do
you get this idea that everybody hates you? She goes, well,
you know, New York Times, the Washington Post, Entertainment Weekly,
US Weekly. This goes on and on, and then the
therapist told her, I think you just need to avoid
looking at the news, just to avoid media, which helps,
to which Ellen said.
Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
Ellen said she did, but she would always know when
something was going on, because she would start getting texts
from friends saying thinking of.
Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
You or you know, sending love and boo, yeah, waited
to you rail her therapy exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Ridley Scott, director of Gladiator, already think of about making
Gladiator three even before Gladiator two hits theaters on November
the twenty second, says he's got an idea for the
third movie that's inspired by the Godfather too. Oh, which
I've not seen. I've never Gladiator, the original Gladiators.
Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Never seen it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
I saw it actually recently and it's great. I thought
you were gonna say you never saw Godfather too.
Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
No, I've seen Godfather too.
Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Gladiator's great.
Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Yeah, I mean everybody tells me that I'd like it.
It's one of those I've just never never saw it.
I've never seen. Laura Sanchez's hot yoga instructor is suing
her over her recently released children's book. Now Laura Sanchez
is Jeff bezos fiance lady. Yeah, So, the instructor says
(01:35:42):
that in twenty twenty two, she reached out to Laura
about an idea that she had for a children's book
about a cat that flies to Mars sounds dumb. The
instructor actually published the book in late twenty twenty two,
and then in twenty twenty three, Laura Sanchez announced that
she is going to write a ripoff book about a
(01:36:03):
fly that flies to space?
Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Oh why so?
Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
The yoga instructor, of course screaming blatant ripoff. And according
to the lawsuit, Lauren's book A Fly Who Flew to
Space contains over sixty percent of similar content to the
first book, and the yoga instructor says that Laura's betrayal
and theft has caused her severe emotional harm.
Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
We have yoga instructors pitching books now.
Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Well, children's books have got to be the easiest time
to write.
Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
They're pretty easy. But also, if you're if you're Laura Sanchez,
you you can give her a couple of pennies off
of each sale. It's a win win, you know, she'll
sell a lot of books, the instructor will get paid,
and this will go away.
Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Now, how do you know this is a true story? Like,
how do you like? How do you know that it is?
Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
Yeah, didn't you say that she's published the cat book?
Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
Well, no, she did publish that book, right, But I'm
saying that, so that.
Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Would be the parof wouldn't it be that it's sixty
percent you and I don't even know each other.
Speaker 6 (01:36:58):
That's still it's true, just an idea.
Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
Yeah, but okay here because yeah, I'm okay now'm because
the the yoga instructor had her book out first, and
then yeah, the other.
Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
I mean, justas you'd have to see the content of
the book. But I think an animal going to space
is probably pretty common idea public domain.
Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
You know, It's like it's different because it's not animal,
it's a fly.
Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
This animal wrote a train. Hey, I wrote a book
about an animal on a train. That was my idea.
Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Yeah, we sent monkeys of space. Right.
Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Speaking of books, you know books, Mark hoppis from Blank
twenty two Yeah Bassis Vocalists. He has announced that he's
written a book called Fahrenheit one eighty two. It's going
to be out April eighth of next year. You preorder
it now. But in the video posted, he said that
his book has punk rock clubs, skateboarding, and nineties music,
as well as anxiety, depression, band breakups, and everyone's favorite
(01:37:52):
cancer because he went through all that. You know, he
was diagnosed with lymphoma in twenty twenty one, but reported
that he was cancer free and some member of twenty
twenty two after chemotherapy. Yeah, a friend of mine's going
through radiation treatments right now, but so far's holding up
pretty good. I you know, I always thought there were
more side effects, but I guess it depends on But
(01:38:13):
he's going every day for like, dude, for like five
or six days a week for eight weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Yeah, my father in law went every day and after
went straight to work. Yeah, it's insane, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:38:25):
Radiation and chemo are different but brutal.
Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Right, It's like Jill Dude, Julian White who played Oracle
on Family Matters of course, Stefan Kell. He says that
doing the Racle voice left his real voice damaged for years.
Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Oh wow, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
All right, But hey, that's your money maker, you know
what I mean, to make all the money. And they
never speak to anybody ever again.
Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
Is anyone asking for anything? Right now?
Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Learn to sign and you do like game show and
just like sign with them from now on.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Yeah, I mean, big deal, you know, right.
Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
I was trying to remember there was another there was
another character TV character that had some crazy voice, same
thing voice destroyed Bobcat. Oh yeah, Bobcat Goldthway. Yeah, I thought, man,
that's the I thought that was the greatest, funniest character
when I was a kid, like watching the Police Academy movies.
Oh yeah, what was his name, zed or ned.
Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Or I don't know in the movie. Think it might
have been z.
Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
I think you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
But then he also played like a bunny on a
sitcom show.
Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
Oh yeah, you're right, Yeah, was it zed right? Cadet
Z cadet Z Bobcat Goldthway. All right, time for your
Friday birthdays. Man, your Parno birthday show.
Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
It's Shimmy, We're gonna it's shimmy, We're gonna site It's shimay.
And you know we don't do birthday all right.
Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Starting with celebrities, Happy birthday to Gwynneth Paltrow, who is
fifty two years old today. He got Avril Levigne who
is forty, Little Wayne forty two. Mark Maron, who for
a while there had like this huge podcast. I know
he still does the podcast. It just seems like nobody
ever talks about his podcast anymore. There's so many other
people that just kind of love that. Yeah, maybe because
(01:40:11):
he was just a giant ditch. Oh really, I don't
know much about him at all, support him, is that right?
Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
I mean I've been.
Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
I really don't know anything about the guy. I've never
met him.
Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
This is the stories about him, and I have been
around him at an event. Yeah, it wasn't pleasant.
Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
So it was that the podcast success go into his
head because at one point, but he was getting presidents.
Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
And yeah it was huge. Yeah, like what Bama was
on there? And he guess usually and I'm just you know,
I'm just making this up here that if somebody has
that much success and then you don't hear about them,
they're usually maybe a paying the ass behind the scenes
and other people don't support them. Brad Arnold, who's the
singer for Three Doors Down. He's forty six.
Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Stephen Jenkins from Third Eyed Blind Now he's a pain
of the end.
Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Oh God, what a dva.
Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
I could say that the firsthand experience. He's sixty years old.
Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Today.
Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
You got Anna Camp who was in the Pitch Perfect movies.
Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Aubrey I love her.
Speaker 5 (01:41:05):
Remember she was the like tight ass blonde like oh okay.
Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Yeah, okay, she's forty two, and then Sean Cassidy, the
former teen idol is sixty six.
Speaker 6 (01:41:13):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Today's part of birthday is Jade Cush and she's had
her fortune cookie cracked open in two hundred and forty
six fine films, including Asian Labia. For lunch, or perhaps
if you're not feeling that for lunch, you could go
for Barbara Screw Barbara Screw like Barbecue, Yeah, Barbie, Barbie
Screw Barbara Screw volume one. She was also in My
(01:41:36):
Hot Asian Real Estate Agent Volume two. The she was
fantastic in Bush Club volume six. She was in I'll
Bang You If your Boyfriend Won't and who can forget
her unforgettable role in Big Boobed Asian tries to steal
her step uncle's wallets? Nice?
Speaker 5 (01:41:54):
What like that is oddly specific?
Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Yeah, that's Jade Kush, who's twenty six years old today. Nice.
And now that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Friday morning. Look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment. You're on the Woodies show. All right,
we're gonna take that break and then and then we'll
come back. In the meantime, if you want to send
us your Friday check in, you can do that on
the text over to two to nine eight seven. Just
(01:42:18):
tell us who you are and then where around town.
You're listening to the Woodie Show. Which got going on
this weekend? Something fun, something exciting or anything anyone you'd
like to have us mention when we get to your
check in, Buila, wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, that's
gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna do it
for today's show. That's it for the week, everybody, Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Time to weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
Quick little recap of what you have on the podcast
waiting for you if you go to the woodieshow dot com.
Of course the fail stories, but the two really big
highlights of the morning Menaces, late night Monologue week and
review Nice work, Little Buddy. Also the Duyq with Mike
the Killer. Yeah, so that's on there. Turning to news headlines,
birthdays and more. Just go to the woodieshow dot com
(01:43:07):
subscribe so you never missed an episode of the Woodies Show. Monday,
we're back weekend cheers and jeers, brand new redneck news
plus whatever you got on the after hours voicemail over
the weekend. You want to leave somebody who's campaigning to
bring back the drunk dial voicemails recently.
Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
That's idea.
Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
There's no reason you got to stop. If you got one,
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You could do that anytime between now and Monday by
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Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
At the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, Sometimes
you wrestle with your demons and other times you cuddle
with them.
Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
Meaning you have like a crappy partner, or you're just
like embracing your dark side.
Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Yeah exactly, Okay, I thought it just like you just
hate the person you're with.
Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
It can also be true.
Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Look here demon, Oh I hope not. Here's some semen
demon getting getting all right. Uh, that's that's a Friday
funny right there.
Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
Yeah, it was worth it.
Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Thank you very much. It gets a little sticky sometimes,
you know. Yeah, thank you, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
thank you so much for give it the What Show.
Some of your valuable time this week. You know we'd
love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch back here on Monday. Have
yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
S m D.
Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Double m bye, Great Friday Mother,
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