The Woody Show October 3rd 2024 Podcast

One Hit Wonder Zodiac Signs, News Headlines and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised. The Woody Show. All this is
the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Today's Thursday. It's October the third, twenty and twenty four.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. My name
is whatdy? That is Greg Gory, Yeah hard Woody.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I'm great, I'm why. Yeah, Hi, welcome. There's a menace.
Good morning minues, Good morning, birthday month boy?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, dude, already a day three.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, there we go. And then we got Gina Grant,
Morning to Eugena. There is Sammy, Good morning, Sea masses.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Here we got bored, We got Caroline Morgan is our
associate producer, and then of course Vaughn on the job.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
We got the phones open for you at eight seven
seven forty four Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's eight seven seven forty four Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You can hit us up with the text anytime you
like over to two to nine eight seven throwback Thursday,
I got this, I get this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
We always like doing these little kind of music related Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Today it's one hit wonders and how they match up
with your zodiac sign. So like I figured like Sammy
would like this. Yeah, so like, what's the one hit
wonder that best matches with your zodiacs?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, okay, very interesting, it's really any any excuse to
play clips of fun older songs?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, all right, so that anyway, that well, that'll be
a little bit today and then we got some news
to get to, all the trending news headlines, and a
bunch of other things that we plan, like the entertainment stuff.
We got the porn of Birthday that's coming up a
little bit later on this hour, plus anything you want
to be a part of again, call in, text in,
send us an email email at thewoodyshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Menace is very.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Excited because I am on the way into the radio
stage this morning again because we are in Dallas once
again this morning doing the show from our Dallas Fort
Worth affiliate ninety seven point one The Eagle. And we
stopped at the Communiance store to pick up a couple
of snacks and beverages, and Menace found something that he
got super geeked about. Dude, I've never seen these before.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's the length of his forearm.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
It is oh, and it is the Reese's Super King pack.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, and it comes to a six peanut butter cups.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
It does. And I'm sorry this has been out, but
there was like a full on display at the.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Place that we're at. They have like a usually gating
kind of like pitch and sod.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, I'm usually like up on all my recess news,
but this was my first time seeing it in person.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Showed Greg the picture.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Here's the picture.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Is my whole That is your whole arm. Yeah, it's
the length of his forum.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
So it's just six cups. It's not like each one
is thicker or different. No, it's just your standard.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, it's out there in the world.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Wow. Yeah, that's what we needed. Yeah. By the way,
Greg looks fatter today, doesn't he He does?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, because he had, like we we had these brownies
that were like these pecan pie.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Brownie individual pecan pie.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Greg decided that I thought about this because you had
said originally that you were going to quote treat yourself
to a peanut butter cup, righteut.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
But yeah, at the time, we didn't have access to
any peanut butter cups. But then we did have access
to one of these pecan pie brownie were quite big,
so he ate it.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm giving him crap saying he looks fatter because he
likestant guild washed.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
It was I ruined my.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
That was earlier in the day when he talked to
you later in the day. He was re capping with
Gina and I on all the things that he ate
and he was in full depression.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, legal whale.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well I had that sandwich. Yeah, I haven't had a
sandwich in probably six months.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I didn't eat the chick but it was turkey and avocado. Yeah. Yeah.
But bread, it was like a loaf of bread. No,
what's a loaf? It was a legal loaf. Now, I
did some of it open face, but I ate most
of the bread.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Okay, But when you say let me, let me clarify.
The sandwich came in a.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Little to go box. It wasn't like it was a
giant bag. Yet.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
It wasn't a loaf of bread. No, it was it
was a little.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Wait wait, is this not eight inches?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
My boyfriends? It was sizable, was it?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
The box that it came in was like it was
a small box. It was a lot of bread. So
I ate that. Then I took a knife and went
to cut the brownie, thinking, oh, I'll have like a
piece corner. Yeah, and then I cut another one, and
then I cut another one. You're fine, then another one
and then I ate the whole thing. But but you
don't eat that way all the time.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
No, never, no, because he was acting like Connie the Colonnie.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh yeah, because he had Yeah, he had a little
bit of a thing.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Then you eat more, right, and then we go.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I had some chips and salsa, and then I had
a little piece of fish, which I will say was
that was a tiny piece of fish and it was
over some sort of like hearts of palm salad with
like grapefruit in it, because that's something i'd order, right menace.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I feel you.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I only had the three inch a lot of plate.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
So I'll tell you this because people tell me this
kind of stuff all the time because I'm an all
or nothing person.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, And that's kind of where you were going down
the Oh.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, So you got to remember, you know, you're eating well,
you're on this you know plan or whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
You're doing this in.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
The same way that you didn't get to where you were,
you know, in just one meal or one week or
even one month, Like you're not going to undo everything
by having one pecon pie brownie or having even like
a handful of days, like just get back on tracks.
That's right.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's called the slippery slope, right.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's what I say.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
But I'm always on my ass sliding down said slippery slope.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I know it's so easy, it's so easy to rationalize
it is it is because you want it so one more,
just one more? So good?

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Well speak at convenience stores, I grabbed something that I
don't think I've had since a fourth grade.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I saw her. I'm like, is this the eighties?

Speaker 7 (06:42):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
I grabbed me a giant thing of combos combos rule.
I got the pretzel wrapped cheese combos. When I tell you,
they smell exactly like cat food, but they taste of me.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Let me smell.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
They don't smell great, let me smell, but they are good.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Got those existing? My favorite are the pizza combos smell
like cat food. They is this they smell like pretzel
and ones that are like cylindrical.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I'm going to give this back to you, okay, Now,
this is what I want you to think.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
This is what I got. I got notes.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I feel like Greg talking about wine. All right, So
I got I got pretzel, obviously, and then I got
a hint of like Kraft macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay, which I do love.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You gotta smell the bag.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Don't grab one of them, you guys here, smell my
bag of combos. Now think Kraft mac and cheese undertone
I would.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Like to smell.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
I believe you are correct on that is a slide
of ass.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Maybe that's some of the pretzel coming through. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Maybe I'm not getting well, yeah, I am smell great,
but they taste.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm getting cat food with macaroni.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
And about macarie cheese with some whiskers. Yeah, a little
crunchy whisker.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Fancy feast. It is fancy. Yeah, well, I mean food.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
The taste cup. It smells terrible. People love blue cheese
and I don't get it. It's good, you know, And
that's stinks like like uh man, my my grandfather used
to eat Limburger cheese notoriously stinky.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
It's cheese. But it smells like your dog took a
dump on the carpet. It really does. Is it smells
like open buttthole?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Rank well, and any I know you guys aren't partial
to this. Greg probably knows like anytime you heat up
or microwave like broccoli, oh yeah, or cauliflower, it smells
very farty.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, when you reheat Brussels sprouts, right, uh, you know you.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Can do that, yeah, Brussels sprouts. U.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Let's see. Baskin Robbins has two new spooky treats for.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
The TwixT Caramel Crunch ice cream done. Yes, it's got
a base of salted caramel and malted chocolate ice creams
with mixed in TwixT cookie bar pieces, blonde cookie pieces
and salted caramel swirls. It sounds pretty good. And then
the Spectacular Polar Pizza. Oh yeah, it's a chocolate chip

(09:22):
cookie crust top with twigs, caramel crunch, M and M's
milk chocolate candies and Halloween sprinkles, finished with a fudge
topping drizzle. Somebody please, okay google image the Spectacular Polar
Pizza from Baskin Robbins.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I want to see what. I'm sure it's just cookie
with ice cream onny.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
The only part that I instantly thought about was the
eminem's being rock hard.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
It's tailor made for like a six year old.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Exactly which I am.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Okay, looks like a pizza. Okay, yo, that's fine. Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Do you ever get like a cookie cake from Missus
Fields or yeah, okay, now just put like instead of like,
you know, sauce and cheese.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I got a pizza.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
That's just the crust, the cookie base, right, and then
you have the ice cream on top.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
So it's okay, that's the sauce.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I could come around to. This cookie is slightly thick.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
It does look like something that would be served at
Wonka's factory.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Lunch, you know, not terrible, you know what, little much,
but you know, you know what we ordered last year,
my wife ordered one of those turkey oh the ice
cream turkeys. Ice cream turkeys.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
It looks like it looks like a like a roasted
like full Thanksgiving turkeys.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Brought one in as well.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, he did like magic shell like so it looked
like No, they.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Put like a pecan kind of glaze over it was.
They did a good job with that. Yeah, it was
actually it was actually really really good.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Also in the Halloween mashups, you got Burger King and
the Adams Family teaming up.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
So yeah, because there's that.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
New animated Adams Family movie that that's coming out. And
so on the menu, now you got Wednesday's whopper, you
got Gomez's churo Fries, crispy fried dough coated and cinnamon
sugar paired with a chocolate dipping sauce. You got more
Tishes kookie chocolate shake, and you got Things rings.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
So this is basically, uh, their onion rings, which dude.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I know they're like low grade, you know, uh, low
quality onion rings at Burger King, but those are so good. God,
I love those. And it's just in themed packaging, but
Things rings.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
But yeah, didn't they have like a black or purple
That's what I was about to see?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, if there was.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh so this one's red.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
It's on a yeah, but it's on a purple bond,
they say, so the Wednesday's Whopper, Okay, yeah, so it's
got a quarter pound burger with lettuce, tomato, mao, ketchup ketchup, onions, pickles.
So she's it's on a purple bond with black seeds
that are naturally dyed with purple potatoes. Noise potatoes.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Oh what they are probably love.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Anyway, So just a couple of things going on.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Weren't planning on talking about food, but somehow Menace got
real excited about the Uh that's that's super Reisa peanut
butter cup joint.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, by it. No I didn't buy it.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I thought you did buy it.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
No I didn't.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh he was standing in line with it. Did you
change your mind?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I did change my mind.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'll go back eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Woody hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven more Woody show next, hang on,
they show What's up?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
What he show? Podcast listeners, it is Menace.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
This Friday, I will be in Inglewood at Cosm from
four to six pm in the hall. Now the hall
is located inside Cosm Ceosm. I'm gonna have a bunch
of giveaways for theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody show,
merch and more again this Friday, October fourth, from four
to six pm inside Cosm in Inglewood, located at Hollywood Park.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
It's open to everybody.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
You don't got to pay to get in between four
to six pm for a chance to win prizes with
me at COSM.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
See you this Friday.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
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Speaker 6 (13:08):
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Speaker 10 (13:11):
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Speaker 2 (13:12):
So what do you show?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity Training for
a politically correct world. It is Thursday morning, it's a
pre Friday. Sweet, it's October third.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Twenty twenty four. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your time today. My name is what he
that is Greg Gory high Woody.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
You look at your feeling vibes over I'm vibing. Gina
was over here doing jumping jacks right before the micro flights.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You were less jumping.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, I was just jumping around.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah yeah, Burns, it looks like you were having a
seizuret Is that what my calisthenics look? Yeah? Yeah, Good morning,
Gina grad Good morning. There is menace.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I don't know that word calisthenics.

Speaker 11 (13:52):
Calisthenics right, hold on, everybody, everybody, wait, wait serious, say
the word again.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Calisthenics, callous aesthetics.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
You really have no sarcasm? Oh yeah, you know the
definition of calisthenics, right.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Sometimes you really can't.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Stopped watches right twice a day.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Anybody that listens to this show, they know that you
never pick up on my sarcasm.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
He's very dry that right, Yeah, there was nobody comes
to words though. When it comes to words, there are
plenty of things like how do you not know that word? Yeah,
I would think that would be super obvious. You would
think that a lot of times that that's true were
the same page.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
What is calisthenics?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's working out?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Okay, what times specifically?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Though?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Uh, it's the working out without equipment.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Right typically?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
But yeah, jumping jack yeah, yeah, yeah, stuff that you know,
get your heart rate pumping, you know, with the high
knees or that. Yeah, mountain climbers yeah, oh god, it's
even an unappetizing name. Anyway, Sea masses here we got
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. Dude.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I was just having a conversation with somebody last night
at the concert that we went to, and it was
about like people being able to sue, you know when
they've already like what was that Disney story? There was
a guy his wife who went to Disney Springs and
they were at the restaurant and she got served something

(15:33):
with nuts when she explicitly told them. They said, oh no,
there's you know whatever any time dietary re straet. She died,
and then the guy filed a loss at a wrongful
death or whatever was lawsuit against Disney. Disney said because
he had signed up for the Disney Plus streaming app,
there was something in the terms and conditions of agreeing
to have that app that said you could do that,

(15:54):
you couldn't sue Disney, which then Disney came back and said,
all right, we're gonna work this out with it, because
they got so much bad press out of that. Yeah,
but then South Park did that whole thing about, uh,
you know, the terms and conditions, how people just kind
of blindly agree because when you want something in the
moment it's an app or it's whatever, you just go Ye,
there's typically no option not to do that.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, they should call it the yeah yeah yeah right, yeah,
you just click on the yeah yeah yeah and just
give me the app. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
This guy in Canada, he bought is super sweet Hyundai
Elantra N and he bought this two years ago, brought
it than the service because the engine failed and they
told him that he was s o l despite the
fact that the car's completely under warranty. He even had
the extended warranty on this thing, but Hundai claimed that
he had over rebbed the engine, which voided the warranty. Really,

(16:47):
so they ran a diagnostic report on the car's computer
and it showed that the engine had.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Exceeded its red line. Guy.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Well, the guy disputes the claim, saying that he didn't
misuse the vehicle. He bought that particular car because it
was the sport model made for performance driving.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
That's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yes, you're supposed to redline as well, you can't. The
lesson here is read the warranty claims.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
What if he's what if he's just pulled up next
to somebody to stop light and he's trying to look bad.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
At Yeah that's good point.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah yeah, residential neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah that's so cool, so yt yeah yeah, yeah. That
reminds me of the old timey days when CD players
were a thing. I had a fifty disc changer, oh hell,
and it wouldn't work. It wasn't changing disc. So I
took it in. It was under that extended warranty thing,
and they said the warranty doesn't cover fixing the CD

(17:42):
part of it. Cover. Oh yeah, I think, uh what cover? Yeah,
I have shared that because it's like, oh my toaster
doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't cover a cover, so stupid. Yeah,
why would it.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I wouldn't have left the place. I would have waited,
just like shop.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah here now, Yeah, let me set up my tent
because I'm not leaving until I get my new CD player.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
But I mean, you know this thing, especially if you're
buying the car and it's supposed to be a performance.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
But is there some sort of rev history on there? Well,
I guess that they can pretty much. They can pretty
much tell you on war computer. Yeah, whatever it is,
you know. Yeah, great, doesn't like that. I do not
like that. I do not like honor the warranty. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (18:26):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
There was a story in the news about this woman.
It's it's been going around now as it's it's a
brand new story, but it's I guess it's not new.
This happened way back in twenty fourteen. This happens thanks
to the internet. Yeah, we get caught from time to
time by the twenty three year old woman in Georgia

(18:47):
who ended up in jail after a problem with the
cops and So here's a story. This is from ABC
ten News San Diego, as as they report on what
happened in this particular situation.

Speaker 12 (19:01):
And I were looking into a story that seems hard
to believe. It claims that a woman spent a month
in jail after police mistook dried spaghettio sauce on a.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Spoon for meth Oh.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
No, it does sound hard to believe. Yeah, but now
it's gone around. So if you if you've heard this
or seen this in the last couple of days and
people are talking about like what just happened that this
is ten years old, I mean, it's still a fun story.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
What color is meth am?

Speaker 4 (19:26):
I yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
We'd like almost black. Is where I'm very lame and
I'm very I'm so square. I thought it was clear.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
I thought Heroin's black.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Right, Well it we're so out.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Of it, We're so not out of our day.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Huh. Yeah, because it's actually true.

Speaker 12 (19:46):
Police in Gainesville, Florida, arrested twenty three year old Ashley
Huff during a routine traffic stop after finding what they
called suspicious residue on a spoon inside her car. The
officer claimed a field test of the spoon gave a
positive indication for meth, which Huff heavily denied. She ended

(20:08):
up spending a month in jail because she couldn't make
the court dates or pay bond. She was finally released
when the crime lab confirmed the only substance on the
spoon was spaghettios.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
I would like to.

Speaker 12 (20:20):
Submit a question to us.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I mean, how could you not make the court dates?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
He's in jail?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
That sucks though, I mean, that's that's goes to Greg
asked me the other day, like what are you actually
scared of?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Like what actually being accused? You don't seem to have
any fears, No, I mean I do, just not irrational ones,
like you know, butterflies.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Out of the smallest bump on an airplane. Well, yeah,
I don't forget about that stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Well I know two people in this room at least
that this would never happen to exactly.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
In the car.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
That's why would you have a phone in your car?
Also spaghettios?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Why wouldn't you eat spaghetti in the car?

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I got pot for an open cano?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Why wouldn't use several reasons? It involves a spoon?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Yeah, it's runny.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
You don't eat anything with the spoon in the car.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
And if I did, I had I was done. Mark,
You don't eat leave the spoon in the car.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, what about Wendy's chili?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
You don't in the car? Yeah, I'm not eating that
my car. No utensils in the car, right, No, you
tensils give you They'll give you a plastic spoon in
the bag if you get the Wendy's chili.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I'm sure I used utensils in the car all the time.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Are you like cutting things with a knife and for it?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yeah, but I'm not driving like I go park in
the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
He's doing Andy shrimp right, he's got Yeah, he's drawing.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
But I'm saying there aren't slobs out there. Menace, but
it should not be a thing.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, menace does fund in the car, plugs into the lighter.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I told you I bought that little table for the
steering wheels.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yeah that's available.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, because who doesn't need one of those?
So that chick almost deserved a month in joie.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Being a.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Forty four woody is the fall number. If you want
to call in.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven coming up for you next.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Here on the Woody Show. I got something and it's
not a it's not necessarily about.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
It's just a fun excuse to play some old throwbacks,
since it is like a throwback Thursday, some old throwback
eat type songs all right, of what one hit wonder
matches up best with your zodiac sign.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Again just yeah. See so it appeals to the nut
job crowdy with the zodiac sign stuff. But it just
an excuse, well, just an excuse to uh, to play
and have some fun. We were even doing that. We
were getting the show ready this morning.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
We were we were jamming to a playlist, the Billboard
Top one hunt of nineteen eighty nine, great year, and dude,
we were rocking.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
It was awesome, singing. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
And then right before we went on the air, we
broke out and it wasn't from eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Maybe it was hold on by Wilson Phillips.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
What we did, the speed, it was right about the
same eighty eight, eighty.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Nine or ninety I think it was eighty nine. Yeah,
somewhere in there. Ayay, quick break. We got some more
Woodies show coming up for you next. Hang on if
you're wearing Ennis. Look at me, He'll be right back.
I've had so many tracks. I didn't even tell you
what trees that time.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I'm gonna double now.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
This is the Ray.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Show, all right, So you don't want to throw back Thursday.
We love playing some you know, throwback stuff. Of course,
I'm looking at the at the list here, there's only
there's only one.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
That it's not a throwback. Oh okay, yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
They all are one hit wonders, which we love. Those
are always fun novelty. Yeah, but these are one hit
wonders that fit you best based on your zodiac sign. Again,
don't care about that part. What I do care about
is that we get to play some fun stuff. Yeah yeah,

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we uh we we love like these best of sevens
or hell yeah, we learned that Greg's favorite song of
all time was Young Turks by Rod first of all,
Rod Stewart. All right, so we'll start with Aries. And
they say Aries, folks are about as subtle as.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
A pinata full of ball gags.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
And this song is an in your face, fist pumping
banger that begs for more and more, and then it delivers.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Why a ryant.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Come on field.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
The noise I have always like this. It's like that that.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
I feel like I feel like the hair metal stuff
doesn't get as much love as it should these days.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah, it's kind of a.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, like I don't know, I feel kind of burnt
on it.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
You're burnt on the hairstar.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, like no, I felt like I was really into it,
like a year ago. I loved hearing it, and now
I'm back to not caring about hearing it again.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
What's that I can't hear you?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Ye the noise? All right? So that's for that's for
aries alright, Uh, all right, sir, here one more time around,
come on rock girls.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Taurus is up next. One hit wonder that aligns with
your zodiac sign. Right, so if you're Taurus, you live
by the pleasure principle, and this song celebrates all manner
of earthly delights. The opening grunts even sound like lazy
sex the preferred pursuit of bulls, all right, which is

(26:12):
you know, Taurus, Taurus. So for Taurus, the song is
by Mongo Jery.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I love this.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
I did too, super inappropriate lyric.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Wow, but that is take her out, but that is.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
If your daddy is rich, take her off for meal.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Daddy's just do what you feel, you.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Know whatever, pleasure. Yeah you don't. You don't like this song?

Speaker 11 (26:52):
No, it's hilarious. Okay, it's very out. Who's who's list
is this? Who's Who's the expert? Who's hooking us up here?

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Experts?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Let's set probably clear? It was No, it was sent
to us just the list. It was sent to us
by a listener on the email.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I don't know you. You look it up.

Speaker 11 (27:12):
It's a least wells of Planet Poetica. Again, people, if
you want free pub make a list, anybody will pick
it up.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Oh no, I mean that that is true.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
He's not wrong, by the way, But but we're also
talking about zodiac signs. You know what this is, greg,
this is just it's supposed to be fun. But let's
that's not bas that's over. I'm totally giving you a
publicity point here.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, it's question for Gina, you live by the pleasure
principle as a Taurus. Does anybody not live by the
pleasure principle?

Speaker 5 (27:48):
That's a good question you'd have to ask a non.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, we all aim to live by the pleasure.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
People are less into pleasure than others. Really, I for
one love pleasure.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Okay, she loves it.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
She can't get enough.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
She's constantly pleasuring, constantly.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I hated alight.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
For Geminis, Gemini finds their spirit mirrored and a fast
spitting song that is maddenly like likable as it is
utterly incomprehensible, and with their pension for word vomit, Geminis
make up a large swath of snitches. And so for Gemini,

(28:28):
your one hit wonder song that best fits you is
by Snow Informer.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Remember I should have given menace description away.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
There's a lot of.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Swap am I crazy? Or is this off the album
twelve Inches of Snow.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I think that's true because that that rings the bell.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
I think they had a whole album.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, all right, Actually there's two. There's two songs on here.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I wouldn't really consider throwback definitely one hit wonder. But
for cancer, your zodiac sign is cancer invokes the crab
tenants of intimacy, sidestepping the point, emotional eating. Got that
and the familiar comforts of seaside environment and that crab.
And that is the song Cake by the Ocean by.

Speaker 11 (29:24):
D n C.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Remember the song Yes, It's a fun song. Although this
this song has gotta be approaching ten years.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe nine by the Ocean? Are
you eight or nine?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah? I would have thought three.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Oh no, let's see yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
September eighteenth, twenty fifteen, mind blown the ocean? Right, all right?
Next up, going through the one hit wonder that aligns
with your zodiac sign. The best Leo is up next.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
No one has ever accused of Leo of modesty, and
this song is an eye roll anthem of superiority and
self worship.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Wait, what's your sign against you? Bess? That'd be Libra libra.
This is for Leo?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Guess is it?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
I'm too sexy?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I'm too sexy by right, said Press. Sexy and I
am These guys still live.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Right, said Fred He sings with vocal fried. Yeah it was.
It was such a weird song, It really was.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
But it got a lot of play.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Oh yeah, and it comes on now people which are
like sex No way, I'm just.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Model you know what means?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah, they're still going strong.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah I'm at rich, said Fred dot com.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh wow, they look so funny.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Now what fairs they playing at? I don't know, but
they've been around since eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
All right, for let's see Virgos.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Next, uh, Virgo is prone to hyper focused monkey behavior,
doing weird, repetitive and completely obstinate things in a signature way.
And for Virgo, your one hit wonder that fits you
best is man. I know this is a very polarizing song.
One hit wonder Tones and eyed Dance Monkey nice. I

(31:42):
never seen anybody that you be boy say mommy, yeah,
this sounds like it sounds like when Gina grad does
her like her voice when she's mocking somebody.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
See, or when you're having the ultimate pleasures. So much pleasure? Yeah,
how much pleasure? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Alright, Tones and I that's a that's for Virgo new
so that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's that's the other.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
There were only two on this list that aren't considered
what I would say throwback.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
All right.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Next up is Libra and Libras are so good at
being charming Charlatans Charlatan's that you almost want to thank them.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
For robbing you. Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Wow. And your one hit wonder that fits you best
is Alien and farm smooth Criminal. All right, and we've
heard that song a thousand times.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Songs. I thought the description would include you know, all
the muscles and intellect, intellect and superiority and yeah, how
you just embrace fun, right, I just don't know where
analyze everything.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Pleasure Scorpio. That would be myself in menace Scorpio.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Scorpio is the sign of sex, yeah, death, yes, and
other people's money. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, brother.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
This banger extols the bitter joys of literal payback punishing
a cheating partner with financial ruin. And it's from a
Blue cantrail.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Oh yeah, hit him Up Style.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I mean the vengeance thing. That's good.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
I like that sex and death not necessarily at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
It's not that order.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Yeah, I love this.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I want to say this. This song came out what
in two thousand, I believe.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Yeah, I'm trying to remember if Luke Cantrell was a
divo when she came in or not to the studio
it was Hit Him Up Style two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
It's a blue can troll for Scorpios. Sagittarius, yes, the
sign of the eternal optimist.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
And the pursuit of having a good time all the time.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
And for Sagittarius, your one hit wonder here Sammy, uh
huh shumba wamba. I mentioned this before when this song
came out. This came out in ninety seven. I know
that for a fact. When this song came out and
we started playing it on the radio station that was
working out, I'm like, what the F is this?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I hated it so much and now I love it.
I remember stopping at really.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Just commit to it.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
What's the matter with it?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Why do it's too funny?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah? That's it, because.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
You know me, I like topetitive, doesn't that's about drinking,
having fun? I know what it's about Irish?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Right, what do you guys? I'll admit I just don't.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Like Irish all right? So how is having fun all
the time different from seeking pleasure?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
It's a different type of.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oyah. Capricorn. This was sung by Capricorn about a Capricorn.
It's an ode to Elvis Presley and ruled by taste
maker Saturn and represented by the Devil tarot card. Capricorn
is the sign of leather and legacy, and your one
hit wonder that aligns best with your sign would be

(35:47):
from a lot of Miles Black Velvet.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've always hated this song.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I don't know, does it make you hardy? What I
heard she's on tour with right, said Fred?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Oh yeah, all right, we got we got two more.
This is our throwback Thursday, What one hit wonder best
of lines with.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Your zodiac sign?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
And next up Aquarius Aquarius flies the Flag of the Misunderstood,
And listening to this song feels a little like freebasing
fruity pebbles, and a whole lot like an Aquarius writing
a memoir.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
I can't wait to hear that.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
So for Aquarius, you got the song by II ful
sixty five Medicine just mentioned this song recently.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yeah, because it didn't show up on what it was
the other list that we had.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
It was like, now we were talking about one hit wonders.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, it was just we movie a narrow and down, remember,
but it was just there's two even show up?

Speaker 13 (36:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Is this anyone's pleasure? O?

Speaker 11 (37:01):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I hate the way that this song starts. That's that's
why I mean, what's a little.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
House in a blue little blue block? Yeah you know
what I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, I full sixty five. But yeah, let's let's hear
let's go to the.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Blue Yeah sucks?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, yeah, here here's here's the at the beginning of it,
just another single.

Speaker 14 (37:29):
Yeah, listen, here is the story about the little guy
that lives in the blue world and all day everything
he says it just.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Blue like him inside.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Sounds like good dad trying to wrap you know, all
the way.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, I like you ever heard the start of it?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
The new version I'm good with b b Rex and
David Ghetto. And finally, for Pisces, Piscey is the sign
of altered states and pastel oblivion, and this anthem of
all that could have been if he hadn't said yes
to excess speaks to that escapist spirit. And for Pisces

(38:16):
one of MENACE's least favorite songs of all time afro
Man because I got what.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
You would think that Menace would be on board.

Speaker 9 (38:28):
The most basic ass like but it's supposed to be
weed song ever, but it's supposed to be fun.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
You're about weed, I understand, and you're about fun.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
There's so many more weed songs out there, so much better.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
This is like, this is dad rap weeds songs.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
What what's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Well you probably you wouldn't know it. It's called many
clouds of Smoke by Total Devastation. But but I mean
you have like uh Cypress Hill uh and so many
you have the Chronic album.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
This is about all the things you would have done.
But he was fine, all right, this is what I
don't know that I don't know you want to know. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not sure if because wearing along. Okay, anyway, we
got that.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah, so that's my favorite song. But yeah, yeah, that's
the Dad rap.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
But it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
But it wasn't Dad rap at the time when it
came out, it was massive.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, but that was like now, it's like people who
were that was weed songs? Your mom consenting too, Yeah,
since the beginning.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
My mom would have never sang along.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah, yeah came out.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
My mom wouldn't allow me to have the Appetite for
Destruction album like Sugar Cereal.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I was allowed to have a jean jacket because those
were for gangs.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Yeah, you have a different life.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, I know, I know. Well, anyway, there you go.
You're one hit wonders that align with your zodiacs on again, just.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
We'd like to use fun kind of I learned so much. Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if you'd like to
call in your thoughts we'd love to hear those over
to two two.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I don't know where I was, but I just heard
that Von Miller of the Bills suspended for four games
without pay for violating the league's personal conduct policy. And
I think this goes back to he assaulted his pregnant girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Oh that was like a year ago.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
The allegations later withdrawn. But Miller, you know, he's always
claimed his innocence in that case. But I mean, he
signed that big that's one hundred and twenty million dollar
contract with the building. He signed like a couple of
years ago, but it seems like ever since. There's Sometimes man,
people sign like a big they get a payday, right,
and all of a sudden, that's where they go sideways.
Yeah you know why, Like you've worked so hard, you

(40:53):
gotten to a point you signed some big I've seen
it with the radio people, and I'm thinking of this
one show in particular.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
They were so cool and so much fun, and uh.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
They worked really hard, they had really good stuff, and
all of a sudden they got this massive payday and
they just became dicks. And it's like it was, it
was so disappointing, and then that you forget who you
were to get to that pointable. Yeah, and also like, man,
assaulting your pregnant girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Not a good look.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
You gotta go.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, that's that's that's not good.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
And I had a bunch of other like knee injury
not his fault there, but like it's like.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
You signed this big, you know deal. I don't know
how much of that is guaranteed, but still like but
even these guys like dude, keep it together, man.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
And also like you assaulted your pregnant girlfriend, and like
your big slap on the wrist is like sit on
the bench a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah, but I mean he's he's not getting paid good.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Oh by the way, so Rashid Rice, the receiver.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
For the Kansas City Chiefs, huh right, who Will got
injured in that game and he's gonna be anyway.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
His mom is now accused of swiping a neighbor's package.
She's a port.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
There's a video.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, there's a video happening right from the neighbor's porch,
just hours after uh, he went down with that injury.
Like she's like, well, I guess it's going to be
back to stealing packages on.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
People's porch crazy.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, so she's right, Rashi Rice's mom. Yeah, it's on
TMZ if you want to read the article about it.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
But say it's a misunderstanding. Stuff gets delivered in my
house all the time by accident. Uh huh and uh.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
And like, so let's say you were expecting a package.
Would you go over to the neighbors and if your
package is on there, put you pick it up and
take it.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Luckily, luckily stuff my stuff doesn't get sent to other
people's houses.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
But I'm seeing if that happened, would you do that?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I would, I would say, I would say, look, a
package got delivered, because on the ring camera, all anybody's
gonna see is you walked over picking up a package
and walking away, even if it is yours to the camera.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
See that.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Oh yeah, yeah I could do that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
My neighbor comes over and picks up his package all
the time.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Hey, and yours.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
The NFL might still be screwing around more with the
kickoff rules. You know, they have all the new rules
this year for kickoffs. I don't really care. I thought
it was gonna hate it more than I do.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I don't really see a huge difference.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah, it looks goofy. I hate when they highlight the
field with landing zone. Yeah, like I don't. I don't
like that.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
But anyway, the current rules they put in place to
increase the number of touchbacks, but that increase at best
has been nominal, twenty nine percent of kickoffs being returned,
as opposed to seventeen percent last season. So to change that,
the league is considering a change that would you know,
give the receiving team, like if it's a touchback the

(43:48):
ball of the thirty five yard line rather than the
current spot, which is the thirty.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
And so that's a little excessive.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah, I mean, the NFL keeps making it. It's like
when people talked about smoking. We've mentioned this before a while.
When cigarettes get to x number of dollars a pack,
that's when I'm gonna quit. I keep thinking, like, man,
they keep doing this, and I'm gonna I'm sure I'm
gonna start watching less.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, I can't. Yeah, I can't not watch football.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
So why can't they just leave it? Like the guardian
cap thing, like those those big like.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
It looks like a video game.

Speaker 10 (44:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, there's a couple of players that are wearing those.
I'm like, oh, that looks stupid now, I don't even
think about it. Yeah, but that's my fault. I'm the problem. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Oh you don't want to know because we need to
stand up and go No. Yeah, I watched them.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
There was somebody posted this this thing online where it
was this old NFL promotion video like.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
The NFL season is about it, blah blah blah blah
from I forget, like the eighties or something, and everything
that they highlighted.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
The league highlighted that thing. All those would be major
penalties now, like.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Every like play that they showed, what it been a
major penalty if not an injection of the of the
player based on how today's rules are.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Good. Yeah, I just have steroids.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
We want we want helmet to helmet hits, no helmets, right,
we want like, let's get somebody airlifted.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Off the fence. That's what he wants. Jeez.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Eight seven seven food hit us.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Some of the text over to two to nine eighty
seven more Woody shows now hams ugly.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
As she was in real life. She looked like a foot.
She was so unattractive. She looks like Joe Pescia. The
Woody Show. Hey, what's up everybody?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
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Speaker 7 (46:14):
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Speaker 4 (46:16):
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Speaker 2 (46:34):
I'm Moddy. That is Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Hi Woody, there's Menace, Hi Gina grad Good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
We've got SeaBASS. Yeah, we've got.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Sammy phones are open for you at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us some of the
text over to two to nine eight seven. We'll be
getting into some of the big trading news headlines for
you this morning, so you can go throughout your day
knowing what everybody else seems to be talking about and
what's in everybody's mind and on the radar.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
We're gonna have that.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I did want to play some audio for you, dude.
I was laughing so hard at this. This was the
greatest day for these reporters at WGN TV in Chicago,
the greatest day of their professional career when they saw
the story and they started reading the teleprompter and they

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really just ran with it.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I wanted to show this.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I heard this our friends Ben and Skin, the Ben
and Skin show, we're talking about this and they are
playing this audio from WGN, and I got the clip
from them. And thanks to Kevin for setting us the
for setting us the audio. This again from WGN TV.

(47:44):
This is the greatest day of their reporter of these
reporters lives.

Speaker 15 (47:47):
All right, we got a nature story, Paul at number two.
Let's talk about the elusive titty monkeys.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Oh all right, you won't.

Speaker 15 (47:55):
Find titties here in the States, No, unless you're at
the zoo.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
So they're like, rip, this is great. Yeah, I love this,
you know what. This is like a really quick story.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
But we're just gonna sit here and park here for
a moment and really get into it.

Speaker 13 (48:12):
Huh.

Speaker 15 (48:12):
In fact, you can find Bolivian great titties right here
at Park Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
There's got the great titties there.

Speaker 15 (48:22):
In a lot of places it's t t but here
in the greatest country on Earth, we're gonna call them titties.
If you want to see the titties in a while,
you have to travel to a tropical race.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Best day ever.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, yeah, now here at the show, it's just a Tuesday,
you know.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
But for the reporters on w g M, they're loving it.
We're gonna have to go to Tropical It's going a
long way. It's these nicks on the floor.

Speaker 15 (48:54):
Then a fourteen year old boys in appreciation.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
For nature science cool for I know it, Olivia, Brazil.
If you run into a titty in the wild, gus zoology.

Speaker 15 (49:14):
Much, I mean, really really appropriate. Anyway, if you weren't
in the one in the wild, you were.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Back to the Yeah until that fun killer rag in
the background to shut up around it.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, yeah, you know you're.

Speaker 15 (49:30):
Loving it for treat because titty monkeys are seed dispensers.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Titty spread the scenes dispenser even better, call you guys. Yeah,
these titties are seed dispensaries. Just so hot.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, that's that's that's mega hot. It's a great day.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
And by the way, I looked up t monkeys.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
They're adorable.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
My god, look at these little.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Walks spencers. One titty spread their scenes.

Speaker 15 (50:07):
Around forests through their waste.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I never thought a lot of wastec from titties. Well, yeah,
to me that science kids right down, there's a guy
in corporate was about to lose his goods can say
what they want, but journalism, yes, science.

Speaker 15 (50:31):
Yeah. I was at the other day and I can't
tell I spent a solid twenty minutes outside the titty exhibit.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
And take my eyes off there we got from a
w g N thanks to our friends Ben and Skin
for h Yeah. I heard them talking about that and
that was just the greatest day of their life. That
was like reminds me back in the day there was
a band that came out Butthole Surfers. Yeah, you know
they had that song Pepper and all the DJs of

(51:00):
the station, we were all just like yes, like because
we got to we got to say bottles.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Some bosses said you had to say did Yeah. Oh
here's a great obvious text, Woodie, you're misframing this. The
anchors knew exactly what they were doing.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Oh kidding lines, Why aren't.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
You getting dude?

Speaker 11 (51:25):
Bitch? Greg?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
You hear that Chris Brown is selling his pit bulls?
He is, Yeah, No, he doesn't want to live with
something that can fight back.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
The Woody Show will be right back. That's a bitch.
Wood is a bitch. Greg's a bitch.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Samey's a bitch.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
And therefore, until further notice, they are all banned.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
I hate the way that you walk, the way that
you talk, I hate the way that you dress.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I hate the way that.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
You sneak this.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
If I catch flight, it's gonna beat the race The
Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Well, some of the trending news headlines on this Thursday morning,
and I saw a couple photos from my local costco
where this is happening. People are back to panic buying
toilet papers.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
They are.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Out here, and it's because of the big port strike.
DOC workers on the East Coast and the Gulf Coast.
They walked off the job when their contract expired earlier
this week, so nothing is coming in through those ports.
But the toilet paper hoarding is even dumber this time,
even more than it was last time, because you guys
you're clearing out the Costco and the Walmart and there's

(52:36):
all these photos of empty shelves on social media. But
ninety percent, nine zero percent of the toilet paper that
we use in America is American made, idiot. The other
ten percent comes from Canada and Mexico, So it's brought
in on trains and trucks, not on boats through these ports.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Yeah, and people, you know, the more you hear the story,
it's like, well, if everyone else is doing it, I
better get on it.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah, because we're going to have empty shells.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Don't you still have something because people hoarded it so
badly over COVID.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Don't you still have some left?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
And I still have been panic buying for years now.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Yeah, so I'm good.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
But what are you panic buying?

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
What are you panic buying now? Like? Just what do
you have stock?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
I have like your three or four of everything?

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Why are you panicking?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I'm constantly like disruption in just the world in general. Well,
you know what they say, will be affected by this
port strike. You guys bananas. Seventy five percent of the
country's banana supplies brought in through the ports.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Well, you eat a lot of nanners.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I do from time to time. I enjoy banana in
the dark. He likes the lights off for some reason.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, talks to it bananas, and I don't.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I take it in in a non traditional way. Yeah,
compared to most people.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Banana.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
However, it gets in right.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
He walks in the studio and shuts off the lights.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah, it's really weird. That's what does everybody get out.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
And says it's banana time?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
On a conventional gay joke by mass I like it,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Now here is.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
The head of the long shorman union talking about shutting
down the Port's fun with accents.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Oh yeah, Now you start to realize who the long
shoreman are.

Speaker 10 (54:14):
Right.

Speaker 13 (54:14):
People never gave it about us until now when they
finally realize that the chain is being broken.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Now, yeah, I always think about him, But why did
I care about him?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Why is everybody supposed to care about everybody else's job?
How about this? How about eybody who goes to work?
You do your job and then everything will be fine.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
I mean, I appreciate his job.

Speaker 11 (54:36):
Not paying you enough, for giving enough benefits. You get
a different job, yeah, or you negotiate what she's doing
supply and now make a run on toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Anyway, So the guy that we just.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Heard from who's leading the dock workers strike, he lives
in a mansion. He drives a Bentley.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Nice really like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
There was like a whole thing about Wall Street Journal
just did like a whole thing about him, and awesome
is about little guy.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Now you start to realize, along Showman, we're living.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
By the way, I'm ripping on this guy. I'm not
ripping on other you know, the people who are hard working. Yeah, like,
but this guy who's leading you, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yeah, people never gave it about us. Yeah, you can't
even reach me because I'm in my manshi, I'm driving.
He's got ridiculous and events.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I'm allowed to negotiate anything because he has those things.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
But no saying the words like nobody cares about us.
You seem like you're being taken care of.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
You.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
I do care, Yeah, me too, And I have always
cared because how am I going to get my goods
from China?

Speaker 4 (55:47):
That's what I care about about things just being there.
You know, I'm addicted to TikTok shop now. Yeah, it's
like it's easier to buy things.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Like it was difficult.

Speaker 10 (55:59):
No, it's it's kind of it's kind of a pain
on Timu, but like on Tak about TikTok shop, it's
so seamless to buy things. You saw that cable about
the other day and ga and.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
It's like a charging cable that has at each end
no matter what kind of you know, connection you need,
lightning or USBC, USB A everything.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Yeah, and it just like it's like a transformer. It's interchangeable.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
It's like a Swiss Swiss Army Knight. They just kind
of fold out the one that you need. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
TikTok shop almost never catches fire, No, most yeah, almost,
it's strong.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
In other news, the principal of the Seattle Area Elementary
School sent out a text earlier this week alerting parents
that somebody had painted a swastika on one of the
walls of the school. But now she is under the
microscope and facing some questions because a few hours later
she sent a follow up email out saying that not

(56:58):
all swastikas are bad ad, and she called for the
inclusivity of cultural symbolism.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Well that's a good.

Speaker 11 (57:05):
Point, because certain Native Americans will say, hey, we had
swastikas before they were to.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Say, look, I thought it was like tie and Asian.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Well here's what she said in the letter. In Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism,
and other ancient cultures, the swastika is a symbol of peace, prosperity,
and good fortune.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Yeah. Well you know what I did. The rainbow used
to just be a rainbow. I think we all know.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
And I'm not, by the way, great comparing a rainbow
to a swastika.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I'm just saying, like what you do.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Some things used to mean one thing and now it
means completely a different thing.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
And I technically what she said is true, Yes, but
that's not the reason that people painted that.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
They did not put that on the wall of the
elementary school.

Speaker 11 (57:46):
For a.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, we recognize that for many of our families this
symbol has a positive and spiration.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
For many of But to find many of your family,
find one and let us know who they are.

Speaker 11 (58:02):
See, this is the problem with like this wokers because
it eats itself. You can't it does because you're always
looking for problems.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, yep, and okay, so it uh it means it's
and whatever. But the jently you go up, I think
to one hundred people on the street, just make you
feel Yeah, I think a hundred of them, hundred that
wouldn't go like that. I don't know. Maybe Buddhism, Yeah,
like Buddhism. I think of the big fat guy Morgan.

(58:29):
We got a project for you over the weekend. Oh
you know what that is? You know what this Hinduism culture?
Pretty sure that some families find it.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Yeah, I'm like, there's another principle in the news. Please
and oklahom by the way, the woman with the swastika,
that principle. She's been placed on administrative leave.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Second.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Yeah, police in Oklahoma arrested a high school principle after
he allegedly showed up to the Fall dance Reeking of
Booze Dude was hammered, and on top of that, I
guess you got handsy with students on the dance floor.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
God.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
So the cops had enough evidence to charge them with
public intoxication, but they are investigating the other stuff and
they're asking the students to come forward if they have
any video footage from the dance. By the way, the
principal has already been so fired by the school district,
and they want everyone to know that they are supporting
the investigation and are quote committed to regaining the trust

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of the students and the community.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Imagine showing up to a dance not drunk. Yeah, I
can't picture it.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
There was a story last week or the week before.
Did you see in New York City those Department of
Education employees they used those forged permission slips. They took
their own kids and their grandkids to Disney World on
other city funded trips that were meant for homeless students.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
That's not good.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
So the Department of Education students in temporary housing. They
had multiple city funded trips from twenty sixteen to twenty
nineineteen that were meant for homeless students to enjoy. The
city paid for the trips with a three hundred thousand
dollars federal grant from the National Center for Homeless Education.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Okay, now, okay, hold on right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Yeah, it's pretty obviously. So you got a homeless kid,
you want to preach them somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
There are more.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Cost efficient ways than flying them to Florida, you know,
three hundred thousand dollars to work with. We constantly hear
I'm sure the public school system in New York City
all the time. They could probably use that money for
some other things that would, like you said, be a
lot more beneficial.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Or teacups on the street.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Don't get me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Wrong, I love Disney. I love going to Disney. Maybe
they took them down there and just left.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Them and it's very cultural.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yes, they can drink around the world.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
You can learn about everything around the world. Also, it
just teaches you, hey, if you want to be able
to for these things, you're gonna have to work hard you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Want to be Some of the department's employees, including the supervisor,
took their own kids instead, and the Department of Education
is not saying whether or not anyone was disciplined what,
of course, not restitution.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
That's robbery.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
All they said was all staff identified in this report
are no longer employed by the New York City Public schools.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
It's misappropriation of funds direct and they got to give
that money back.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
I mean, they'll probably just fire them. I don't know
if it, where's the money going to come from they're
ever going to see it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
They're fleece in goldline pockets because I'm sure they get
paid pretty well, you think, yes, I don't think they
get into that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
They would.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
I think they at least have good benefits.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Well yeah, they get to uh Disneyland for quote educational purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah. Eight. Hit us up with a text this morning
if you'd like to be a part of the show.
Over to two to nine eighty seven. We will be
right back.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
I think there's some snannigans going on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
The Woodie Show is back, all right. Some quick gamer news.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Were you able to get a pre order on one
of those cool limited edition thirtieth anniversary PS five Pro
retro style consoles?

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Uh? No, most people were not able to do it. Yeah.
The pre order kickoff is being considered a letdown by many,
mainly because the limited edition may have been too limited.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Ugh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
They added that there were customers frustrated by the long queues,
the tech problems that ended up blocking purchases, and the
suspicion is that scalpers were a big problem, you know,
with the way it always is, whether it's like shoe drop, yeah, everything,
they just buy them all up and then triple the
But it.

Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
Seems like every time I sign up for something that's
limited edition, these websites are doing a good job about
putting you in an a waiting room and then a
queue and then you have a certain amount of time
to buy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
So yeah, but then there's like the I assume that
the people, the scalpers or whatever, the flippers they're getting
in the same room. They're just doing it with a
number of devices. Yeah, so there's no real way around it. Mean,
I know, like even Oasis with this tour that they're doing,
they're talking about, you know, all these things they're doing
to try to keep the ticket prices under control for
the real fans.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
And gotta go old school physical locations.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
You get a throwback, man, like you went out there.
Like even when the new album came out, it was
a midnight sale.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Yeah, around the corner to do those.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Events for the radio station, like you know, oh corns
new albums coming out, its dropped. I remember doing one
for Limp Biscuit when Significant Other came out of this
the album had Nookie on it, and dude, there were
like four hundred people lined up outside of this record
store streaming available for the for the mid night release
olymp Biscuit album m Yeah, or in line for the tickets,

(01:04:05):
and they would just sell them all the tickets for
the same christ your local ticket out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
It wasn't done by tear or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It would just you go down there and as they
went on sale, as they were available, so you would
be able to get a front row ticket for the
same amount that you would be able to get for
the nosebleed tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Whatever was Yeah, with.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
These physical items, they need to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Speaking of gaming news, the Nintendo Museum opens this weekend Japan.
Oh mentioned in Japan Shout Out Japan.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
All right, more, what show is coming up?

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Delicious Almond?

Speaker 16 (01:04:37):
Oh yeah, I know, feels amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah, thank you. We were just talking to some listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
You're in Dallas, and one of the first things mentioned
was Morgan and the Morgasms.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Yeah, talking about just they could picture the look.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
On the face of the nail technician from that very
first one where she got her nails done.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Yeah. I mean that's some really good audio.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
My favorite one still is the ice Cream the ice
Cream Store, really yeah, because of all the different flavors
and then it gets to the end it's like, well,
one more. You know, this has been off into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Thank you for being here. I'm Mody. That's Greg Gorgan,
Good morning. We've got Menace. Hi, there's Gina grand Yeah,
and then we also got Sammy and Sea Mass.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Who's gonna have some of this week in audio for
us now before we crack into the clips, we're about
to crack up and something that Menace has been very
excited about it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
He discovered it at a at a convenience store the
other day. This is he posted it on the Instagram.
It's that Reese's peanut butter cup that's like six to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
A pack Gage super King.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
It's called super King, and it's the length of his forearm.
It should be called the normal package.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
And so it's actually longer.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yeah, and so uh anyway, Jina bought one.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Yes, I didn't buy it. Gina jumped in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Questions, Well, what are we going to open this up?

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
All morning?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Go ahead? Open that next to slow hold on? This
is it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Yeah, look at it all right down the that's so hot.
That's slower a six banger. Oh yeah, smell as people disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
People say, I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Have you heard people on Instagram take off its little panties?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
No, I say I wouldn't take the wrapper off for
really like that. I'm not I've not heard we're going.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
To bang this together.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
I watch you guys eat that. You would about you
and menace eat that like a lady in the tram,
but you grab one side and then menace can grab you. No, no,
I'm the same one. Okay, Well I met one. I'm
got a video right now.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Well, we have already took up its little.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Oh, this is so sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
We have six of them, so this is this is
not and then the video didn't start.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
You should probably do it again. You gotta do it
again with tongue.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
We got to get another one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Yeah, I just ate that one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Like, let me just let me just finish one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
He's got to grab a new one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
I got sleeve this one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
No, take its panties off, dude, I'm so My mouth
is so gross right now? Yeah and right all right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Pantied are yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:07:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
They legally French.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah I think I'm pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Did you touched lips?

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Had the slow moya instant replay?

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Legally?

Speaker 11 (01:08:05):
Just have three of them now, all right, well for
the listeners, the super King is not a foot longs
It's just a bunch of It's just ANCHI.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
There are six peanut butter cups just in the one
if there's king size, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
There's this all right, so good. Who doesn't love you know,
doesn't love Reese's peanut butter cups? My kids? Your son? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Have you d n A tested those things?

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Because when they would go trigger treating, they always just
give it whatever they got and from the rees stuff
to us that watch one, I will have one. We
want to get into the say and audio save. I'll
save mine for the commercial break. How many is Greg's
gonna have? Greg's gonna have one?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I'm sure I'm going to resist. Why because you know what,
You're going to have one? You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
He said he cheated on his diet because he had
a turkey and avocado.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Yeah, you're a couple of days ago, I had the
whole sandwich, all right? Yeah? Today an audio? What do
we got to see best?

Speaker 11 (01:09:05):
I want to get first off, reset this with Woody.
I think Woody had the best audio maybe of the
month with this Luca the poop Scooper. Yeah, I want
to get Luca because I'm not seeing this anywhere else
in the original video only has a few thousand hits,
and I would think something like this would be mega
super utra ultra nuclear viral.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
I mean, kid, I think it. Yeah, I think it
made Gregg's Last egg drop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Would it be frowned upon if I wrote Luca's mother
a letter saying, yeah, I want them all?

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
This is like the good News Report on NBC ten Providence.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
With an unusual love for chores. The first grader appreciates
all things tidy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
It's fine. I love training, and that includes what many
of us find TV is picking up our pets poop
sound po wow.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
I like pop like so.

Speaker 11 (01:09:57):
I think the reason that that clip hasn't gone Megan
and he's not getting you know, endorsement deals and stuff
like the corn Kid from last year or two years
ago is no one. No one turned it into a
song because the corn Click Kid was kind of unknown
until that YouTube channel for folks who don't know, this
was the corn Kids song right here.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Oh yeah, that's right for me. I like, Cole, what
do you like about corn?

Speaker 11 (01:10:26):
That's what it takes to make so up guys. Opportunity. Yes,
we can glom onto this cute kid. This is a
quick and dirty. This is a quick and dirty. I
used some AI on this. Let me see if you
think this could be the Woody Shows. Ticket to adjacent fame.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Right here, our contribution to the internet, right Lucas poop
all right here.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
A few weeks ago, Lucas started offering his removal services.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
People hate picking up downtown.

Speaker 14 (01:10:55):
Calling himself Poopa Scoopa, Lucas Winders.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
They're trying to throw Mota so.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I can't sell.

Speaker 11 (01:11:17):
Over the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Dirty.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
I think you got to jump right into the song.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Have Von edited some video to it, so.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Yeah, some explosions and whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
I mean, it's a cute sounding.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Get he's six years old and he's doing this because
he wants to uh, he wants to get money together
so he can get a cat, a.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Cat free garbage cat.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
That's weird. Yea.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
His mom works works at a shelter, so he can
get one for free. Yeah, like, look, instead of putting
it down, just give it to Luca.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
You go, well, reg and I want to negotiate on
prices though there's way too much money to some poop.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
Yeah that's but if it's a day A couple of
days worth of poop.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
It's not or once a week, you know, like the
people who are going to hire a service like that
or people who just let it happen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Yeah, how much do you pay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Like for someone to pick up your garbage cats from
the curve?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
What's that cost? I have no idea. I know that's
the service. I think it's it's an extra add on.
And what it's intended for is for people who uh,
you know, you have like a physical disability or really
I mean, yeah, that's what that's that's what it's I
thought it was just luxury.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Yeah, but most of it well that that's that's why
they started offering it. But then they realized that they
couldn't just offer to those They realized that other people
would pay for the convenience of it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
So then it became it for everybody. What if your
disability is don't want to do I don't want to
I don't want to do it an that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
I mean I paid people to wash my cans.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Say oh your garbage can take can? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
I got some more of the weekend audio that is
coming up next here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Hang on. I feel like I was easily persuaded. He
can be persuaded persuaded.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
So we've got some more this week in audio and
Sea Bass. What is next, Greg, I've got your hero here.
This is a man he lived in New York City.

Speaker 11 (01:13:21):
That's not heroic about him, but he filed They have
like a local non emergency complaints system three.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Ones kind of Sea Bass abusing on a regular basis
with the.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Local police department.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Greg, let's see if you think this is abuse.

Speaker 11 (01:13:34):
He saw on a daily basis a police cruiser in
his neighborhood. Just just park on the sidewalk, just whatever,
you know, you you know, you get a wheelchair or stroller. Nah,
because he wants to park there sounds like something, Greg,
because Greg hates cops, so he would.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Of course, that's my cause, lifetime, his lifeblood. So this
guy the police right right right, and he says, I'd
like to see you do something about it. That's right,
pull me over, try it, just try yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
And then he says, tough guy.

Speaker 11 (01:14:06):
So this guy used the proper complaint system, said hey man,
you can't be parking your cruise or on the sidewalks
because you want to, because you're getting a sandwich or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
It's it's you know. Well, somehow the person who got
complained on found out who it.

Speaker 11 (01:14:18):
Was and called the guy back, including pretending to be
a favor excuse me, a former lover.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Oh, here we go. Here's the voicemail.

Speaker 15 (01:14:30):
Just call and see how you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I just want to let you know that I miss
you and I hope you pick up my.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
You're still the best I ever had.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
I hope you still dream about.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Love you baby?

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
What weirdo?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
That's the cop calling the complainer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Back several times.

Speaker 11 (01:14:54):
In fact, beside that sexy phone call, he would just
like play you know, random animal noises here, got some here?

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
All right, wow, that's a psychopath.

Speaker 11 (01:15:15):
We are Well, here's the thing is he has been
caught and found out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
That's from the New York Times.

Speaker 11 (01:15:21):
There he was fine, suspended to the tune of salary wise,
I'll be about twenty five thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Dollars lost time. But Greg, so, was that an abuse
of the complaint system?

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Not at all? No, not at all.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
He was that guy was not protecting or serving.

Speaker 11 (01:15:37):
No, and then he was retaliated, and he was retaliating,
that's what he was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
No, he was providing hilarity.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Speaking about noises.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Gina Grant has added a couple of new noises to
her repertoire, because you know, there's there's the one like
throat scratching thing, the yes, she just does that like randomly,
it just like breaks out. And then the one that
she's been doing the last couple of days that Greg
and I were like like, what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Is that new?

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Like she will say all of a sudden, that's warm up,
which also kind of sounds like like if you did
it from a little bit, but it kind of sounds car.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Because she does it when there's no need to warm.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Up for It just kind of loosens me out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Oh that's okay, by the way, that's a that's a
classic vocal warm up.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
That yeah, right, I wish I said when they were
listening to me, you're not listening to me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
She doesn't. You were walking into a restaurant. What is
she vocally warming up to speak to people? Yeah? Yeah,
we did not say yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
But it's not like she's getting ready to go on
the air. It's just like my job in the car
driving somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
It's like walking through the bathroom. All right this week
and audio all right, next clip here?

Speaker 11 (01:16:47):
Uh, the Ellen Degenerous fire, and we're still litigating that
years later, fell thanks to her new Netflix special where
she talks about it. So it makes sense. Well, they
find folks and our friends at Inside Edition. They found
a former Llen employee to actually because again my question
has always been what did she do?

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
She was mean?

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Like how she was mean?

Speaker 11 (01:17:05):
Well, this employee that they talked to in person broke
it down, broke it down, responted to her new Netflix special.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
All right, is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Ellen Degenerous rewriting history? That's what some of her former
staffers claim she's doing. This producer who work with her
takes issue with how she's addressing allegations that there was
a toxic work environment at her legendary talk show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
It was a family.

Speaker 12 (01:17:26):
To me, we had so much fun together at that show.
We laughed all the time, we played games all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
I felt it was not a family.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
It was an atmosphere of fear, an amsphear how again, how? How?

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
In what way?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
But no, she has to lose her job because because
mean fear? But what you know?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Just you mean Ellen disingenuous? Yeah, wait, somebody in show
business isn't real.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Again quit So if I didn't do my job correctly.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
I was feared that I would lose it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
I think somebody might come in and like, uh, talk
to me about it, you and some color. Yeah, yeah, man,
I'd tell all these pussies because like, man, that very
early in my career. I feel like I benefited so
much from these program directors I had that would freak out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
The program directors of your were very intimidating.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
The problem is you know that you're assigned at birth.
What talk show? You have to work on a choice?

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Yeah, that's also true. That's also true. Yeah, these I
mean that poor woman.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:18:28):
This week in audio, this is a fun bit of
internet here. This is a guy on TikTok, Derek Milton,
and he's been he's been getting in the news because
he did as a very simple, sort of Nathan Fielder
style investigation of these pea bottles being left in his neighborhood.
And he did like a multi part investigation of who
was doing the bottles, what was happening.

Speaker 16 (01:18:47):
This is the intro here, all right, For the past
two years, an electrical box in my neighborhood had been
overrun with bottles of and not your normal run of
the mill truck driver bottle, but an assortment of different
size bottles, different colors, and sometimes complimented with a hand
drawn note. The notoriety of the situation grew, and so
did the strength of the year, and finally my curiosity
got the best of me, so I purchased the digit

(01:19:09):
Garden four K waterproof trail camera with the hopes of
answering these questions.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Waterproof so official.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
But he's obviously joking. It's very much. Yeah, that's that
show we liked, Woody American Vandal. It has that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Also an AI voice there, but really it's his AI voice.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
The way he's doing he's being very over at the top.
Well yeah, well you can yeah, you can hear. It's
like Menace has one that he uses for different things,
and it sounds I mean, it's it's really good. It's
not as good as some of some of the ones
that we've heard, but it's I mean, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Solid.

Speaker 11 (01:19:42):
Yeah, it's interesting and I won't give it away. It's
again it's on Derek Milton is his name, It's on
his TikTok. Who it is is not a surprise, but
it's still fun to go on the journey with him.
And I did skip a clip here Woodie, this is
a weekend update. SNL's back. You guys are enjoying so far.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
I loved it.

Speaker 11 (01:19:57):
They had to go from Hacks, Greg and Smart Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Oh really the girl from the Girl the gal look
at that one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Then the girls showed up intro jelly roll.

Speaker 11 (01:20:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, Well they also have a weekend update
is back and that's I think Menes, I think you
agree on this my favorite part of the new SNL
because they're really kind of leaning into we don't care
what we have to say. Here's a joke they made.

Speaker 13 (01:20:20):
Yeah, the Biden administration has proposed banning the use of
Chinese made car software, which is almost as dangerous as
Chinese made drivers.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Yeah, they're getting very kill.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Tony is on, Man, My my favorite humor is the
most inappropriate stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
So I mean, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Care what it is at who's expense, or how insensitive
or they're my favorite jokes. So if you're ever going
to try to come down on me for laughing at
an inappropriate, racist, misogynist, transphobic, whatever, whatever joke, it is,
as long as it's under like the understanding.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
What's your favorite phobic.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
That's the thing. I think you're an equal opportunity.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Yeah, yeah, because the more inappropriate, the more like it
makes other people uncomfortable, like the funnier I think it is,
especially to that crowd because you heard it there. Oh,
we're supposed to be the woke show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Yeah, you know what I'm speaking of making jokes like
that or whatever. I think the bit they do where
they have to write the jokes for each other.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
In the world that I love.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
I mean, Colin jo just says every year, please don't
murder me when I leave this building.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
They're the best.

Speaker 11 (01:21:41):
This week, Nick BARGHETSI my personal, close favorite Nashville guy.
He's back on reason.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
He's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
It's good for him.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
I like him.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
So today in audio, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
The what do you show? Original, copyrighted and trademark game?
What's that sound?

Speaker 11 (01:21:51):
Or what's another radio station can or should play this?
Because it is on our intellectual property.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
That's right, that's our bit.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Here's the sound, all right? Oh, what is that sound
around the room? That's a Gina clearing out her butthole.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
It sounds like a ray of machine gun fire. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Also, also speaking of an animal clearing out kind of
sounds like a whale. You sure can. It's somebody tripping
into like a tin wall, like on a shed.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
I was going to say, it's something like tin dragging
across the cement floor.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
It also sounds like like steam, like like a big
steam release you from a val steam valvel, Dolly Wood
and Streme train.

Speaker 11 (01:22:44):
I think is going to be Gina because it is
something dragging across a floor. That is where she ries
his mother dragging a package across the floor from her
name okay, yeah, with her son, with her mama Rice.
She's wearing the jersey that's her jersey. She walks by,
looks around, and then she doesn't just lean down to
pick up the box.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
She just goes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
But how do you know it's her?

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
It could be anyone. Mena says it's a misunderstanding.

Speaker 11 (01:23:12):
It could be I don't want to It could be
she just dragged that thing with her foots of the camera.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Wouldn't see it.

Speaker 11 (01:23:19):
Apparently apparently a box of chapelone CDs or really.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Or something I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
A fan yeah, well in the box.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Yeah, all right. This week in audio, I don't know
the origin of this audio.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
It might be old for all I know, but I haven't.
I couldn't find it.

Speaker 11 (01:23:34):
This is a an old man who's pissed off at
the ducks in his neighborhood, and he's yelling.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
To a woman who has nothing to do with it.
But they know each other. And here's their argument.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
Do they come over on my porch, They're gonna disappear.
That's kind of mean.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
No, it's not mean.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
They don't belong here. Didn't they belong over in that
damn fond. I'm not in our yards. And the reason there.

Speaker 7 (01:24:00):
Are in our yards just because people.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Feed the damn thing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
So they should die? Your God to kill them?

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Yes, is it your right to feed them? I'm not
feeding them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
But I can't control the media.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
I'm not the duck whisper. I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Because they've been fed. I grew up on a goddamn farm.
I used to raise those things.

Speaker 10 (01:24:20):
Calm down, they're just they're not They're not for neighborhoods.

Speaker 11 (01:24:26):
Yeah, Denise, look, I understand his plight is you know
people are feeding them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Thats why they're crapping Oliver his yard.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Yeah, now, Greg, that would drive you crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Yeah, but I wouldn't kill them, But if the ducks
are crapping all over, what would you do? I mean,
I have this awning over my roof, and there birds
make nests up there, and there's poop there all the time.
And guess what I do? I clean up the poop. Well,
there's also a pain. I don't kill.

Speaker 11 (01:24:52):
There's no there are not lethal pelagon would kill a duck.
But you could do like a paintball gun to fire
some warning shots into the ground near them. Also, that's fun. Yeah,
U lethal fun and it sends a message.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
It's just ducks.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
But you know what else is fun? Yelling at Denise,
Yeah that's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Well, I mean, you know, Denise, I think we just
send some of the illegal immigrants to his neighborhood. Well,
why should they all go to Ohio?

Speaker 11 (01:25:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
And relieved about the local cats, the local dog.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Yeah, just some ducks.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
They did make a cadd eating joke on SNL. Also
this week, all right, we're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more woody show coming up for you
next hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
All right, well, wrap.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
It up today in audio, and I think Sea Beats
has one more clip to share with us here it's
one of our favorite people.

Speaker 11 (01:25:56):
Yeah, this is a weird one from Frankie McDonald, the
other man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
M Frankie does his own like uh like podcast, not
podcast but like a video blog. Yeah, by the reports,
Yeah and the natural disasters.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Oh yeah, he put us one.

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
McDon I love him, I know you do, ironically.

Speaker 11 (01:26:14):
And he put this one out and I just it's
a but it's sort of a generic just sometimes somewhere
it might be getting into the like fortune telling business here.

Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
Oh okays freking McDonald to my own team. He says,
you love to sit you Norval culture says it's a
California's quite corny, asked me day so Farth sometime in
twenty twenty five. Flocks in your cupboards. Have your bottle
water ready as well. It may cost big hillge. Cracks

(01:26:43):
on the ground may affect Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Idaho,
Montana and Wyoming as well.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Wow on is gonna hit California. And that's saying yeah,
you go into the ocean. Ye, make sure your dishes
are secure. Watch that for cracks, massive cracks.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
I mean, I do like that guy, but particular have
you ever have you ever talked to him personally sea
bass like one on one. Yeah, I have, and how
that go?

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
He uh, you got to really walk him into areas.

Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
You know, he's not good at maybe necessarily a living,
but if you hit the topics, he's good at just
as how to you know, how to be prepared, what
to do, what to stock up on?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Yeah, but how do you push all the groupies out
of the way just to have face time with them?
That's funny because that's the other thing he does.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
And where did you run into him? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:27:43):
No, I I I hit him up on Skype. Oh
he'll he'll go Jesus. Some people in the old radio world,
like in the Anthony Kumia of opian Anthony world, will
have Frankie on their shows. And these are shows that
are not necessarily Frankie friendly. Yeah, but I think they're
respecting him and his his craft.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
But yeah, he will go on your show's it'd.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Be funny, like if you paid him to just do
the daily weather, yeah, just like y'all right, instead of
going to Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
Right, frank the sun is out, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Ninety degrees yourge sunscreen.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Sammy, You're fired, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
You can just do it like that, Yes, Press time.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Yeah, to keep your job.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Yeah, I mean, look, Sammy's a little special, but not right,
not that special.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
And I could do a good Frankie McDonald right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Here, right now.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Yeah, but can Sammy, that's the question.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
We'll find out right now, Sammy, give us your best.
Frankie McDonald, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
She loves impressions. Go ahead and go.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
There's an earthquake coming in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
But see, this is what every time she starts doing
she can't. I'm not like you guys though.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
That was our audio. What are you gonna doshi?

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I keep playing the clip.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Yeah, no, don't play.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
Let's Sammy do it all right, there's an earthquake coming
in twenty twenty five. You keep hitting them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
I'm sorry, yeah, Sammy, no, yeah, we keep hearing Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Yeah, you're all right, your turn.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Go ahead, go, I go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
There's an earthquake coming in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (01:29:24):
It's done. Yeah, Jesus freking McDonald to my own, Tam
saysion lots to city norms. Culture says it's in California.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
How dumb are you? Luis show We'll be right back.

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Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
And now back, all right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah
it is Thursday morning. We got some entertainment stuff. We
got the birthday's porn of birthday here in just a minute.
Happy National Boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Day, by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Oh and Sammy Tay is Mean Girl's Day. Nice, So
you know you were one of those back in school.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
I was not a mean girl.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
You and all your cheerleader friends.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Yeah, yeah, no, just better than everyone with us.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Yeah. It's also bring your Bible to School day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Oh yeah, dude. Before we get into all the rest
of the entertainment stuff, have you guys seen some of
these Frankie Valley videos?

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
Oh yeah, so sad like I think they're they're just yeah,
they're funny.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Yeah, I mean, I oh know, he walked onto the
stage himself. I saw that video.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
So he's ninety years old, Yeah, the one where he's
not even a temp And.

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
He says, no one's forcing him to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
He says, so.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
He's like one of those old school he was the
you know four Seasons. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Anyways, so like you watch and it's a full sound
of like vocals and everything else, and his mouth is bare, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Not even lips bare. Yeah, the mouth is barely moving
and the.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Jobs going up and down like a puppy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
I think it looks like something like triloquis, like robotic
that you would see Disney.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Yeah, you know, Abraham Lincoln, the presidents.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
So Frankie says it's not the case. He's not being
forced to perform. He's blessed to be ninety years old
and still doing what he loves. He knows they put
on a great show because quote, our fans are still
coming out and forced and the show still rot And
I think because of social media, he's probably selling more tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Oh, I would pay to go too, the Mummy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
When I asked how they pulled off, Frankie says that
four seasons there sound was always about layering vocals and instruments.
Quote I sing, I have singers who sing great arrangements.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
Everything.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
We use our sixty years of experience, so we sound
just like our records.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Did he say I sing?

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Yeah, No, you sound that way because they are your records.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
Records, they should sound like you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Look at I mean, yeah, he does. He looks like
a corpse up there.

Speaker 11 (01:32:24):
Videos are so there's three or four guys but kind
of dancing around in background, sticking to make it look
like something's happening, right, very sad, It's very awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Yeah, Greg, that's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
Amazon's doing a new show it's called by It Now,
which is sort of like Shark Tank, and winners can
have their products actually.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Sold on Amazon.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
So that's kind of like that rule, like that's difficult
to get your item on Amazon, but I guess to
get to get.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
It featured featured.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
That's also. There's a roller skating reality competence, a roller
skating skating roller skating reality competition series called roller Jam
that's coming to Max on October tenth. It's hosted by
Jordan Sparks from American Idol and Greg. It's being produced
by the stars of Fixer Upper, Chip and Joanna Gains

(01:33:16):
for the show. Contestants will be judged by figure skating
champ Johnny Weir nice roller skating quote unquote legend, and
a different celebrity judge each week in Some of these
celebrity judges include Maureen mccarmick okay, Marsha Brady from The
Brady Bunch.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Full Attached Show, Okay, but that sounds really boring.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Peppa from Salt and Peppa, and then Debbie Gibson is
another one.

Speaker 11 (01:33:37):
Roller Jam was already a show in the late nineties
about the roller derby, so ripping off that that creative
energy for this late dancing show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
So the winning team will get one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars plus a ten thousand dollars donation to their
local roller rank.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Did you see on the Las Vegas strip during the
winter They're gonna put roller rings over the pools? No cool?

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna make it all like discoie and.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Because nobody's's using the pools.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
Uh well, it looks like Daniel day Lewis might be unretired. Okay,
he technically retired from acting seven years ago, but he's
been spotted on the set of a film. I guess
over in England doing some filming. He's he's such a
great actor, and that is definitely a guy you can't
say just does things for money. No, he's really like

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people say.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Like, well, you know, I'm just a whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
They try to make it seem like they're not about
you know, like they're not about the fame, they're not
about the I really believe with Daniel day Lewis, like,
I don't think he is in it for anything other
than the art of actors.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
And he's a craft full method, like when he was
Abraham and he walked around like thinking he was Abraham
like it for six months.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, that's a great thing for crazy people. Yeah yeah, nobody,
nobody questions you. Yeah, so I thought that was kind
of cool. And then a new federal lawsuit filed by
proz Michael of the Fuji's claims that Lauren Hill cheated
the other bandmates out of their fair share of proceeds
from that reunion tour that got canceled. He claims that

(01:35:10):
Lauren Hill's solo success got to her head. I would
see that, uh huh, and because of that, she tried
to take control of the tour and the prophets while
keeping the rest of the group in the dark. The
lawsuit accuses Lauren Hill of fraud, breach of contract, and
other claims, and seeks unspecified damages.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Isn't pros and jail?

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
One of them? Yeah, there was one of them. One
of them was like, yeah, I had some kind of
legal trouble I forget to Well, yeah, definitely not Whyle. Yeah, no,
it's not white clos I guess it would be Pros
because it's just the three of them. Yep, I get
that right. Yes, I'm not all up on my food.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
There's not a fourth member that's in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
I remember a few of their songs from the nineties, Franky,
It's we won't sit Beau and you know, we don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Some of the celebrity birthdays here, starting with Gwen Stefani,
who's fifty five years old today, doesn't look like it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
One of our favorite guests. He was so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
This is years ago, and he was just a lot
of fun, really nice dude. Sean William Scott, Oh, yeah,
who was Stiffler in the American Pie movies.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Difness.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Yeah, he was just a cool dude. He's forty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
He got Tommy Lee from Motley Crue, who is sixty two.
Noah shap who's Will on Stranger Things, he's twenty asap
Rocky is thirty six. The rapper Kevin Richardson from The
Backstreet Boys is fifty three.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Nev Campbell from the Screen Movies is fifty one. There
is not all. No, that's not al. What see was that? Ow?

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
I guess I stand ol corrected?

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Yeah, yeah, you reach al.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
He throws around awl like Manes throws around gias.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
That was a sarcastic owl obviously. Nev Campbell, by the way,
has revealed on Instagram and that Scream seven will hit
theaters on February twenty seventh of twenty twenty six, so
you gotta got a while. So that's gonna follow Scream
six from twenty twenty three, and uh yeah, so they're
they're doing all that. Nev Campbell is fifty one, actually
Simpson's forty. Al Sharpton is seventy years old. You got uh,

(01:37:18):
Lena Heaty from Game of Thrones, who is fifty one?
Zer c seriously lanister serious, Jack Wagner, Oh, there's an all.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
James General Hospital in Melrose plaze He also had a
big song in the eighties. He was like a yeah,
Jack Wagner, Yeah, Dave Winfield is seventy three.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Nay, Jack sixty five.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Sorry, Lindsay Buckingham formerly of Fleetwood Mac is seventy five
and Chubby Checker is eighty three.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
That's what I thought too.

Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
What his biggest hit was the twist was Jack Wagner
song All I.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Need, Yes, all I Need?

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
That was all on.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
Lady.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
No, no, you're thinking a vallerie color?

Speaker 11 (01:38:10):
Is that what?

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Yeah? Hold on Jack Checker live? Wow? Is anybody else?
Mind blown?

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
Right now here?

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
You want to you want to hear the Jackwacker song?

Speaker 13 (01:38:21):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Hold on? Here we go. This is a.

Speaker 16 (01:38:24):
I wasn't looking.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
Now you're looking at me? Brob that song? Right? Yeah?
You think you're the only one? Just a little more
time to be sure? Yes, he is it all in

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th you?

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Greg's so high?

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Yeah? See that?

Speaker 15 (01:39:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Like one? Yeah? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Your porn on birthday today is Nicky Huntsman with an
h Having sex with her is like throwing a hot
dog of down Hallway. Thanks to her work in four
hundred and sixty nine Fine Films, Yeah, she was in
take Off the Condom Volumes two and eight Take it Off.
She was also in foot Job Addict Volume five, Addict

(01:39:29):
All American Bush. Yeah, she was in Jaw Workout for
Gym Rats Volume one, Harry Loins of Lust and who
can forget her unforgettable role in My Anal prom Date.
Oh that's a great one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Yeah, that's butt stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
That was her first time.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Nicky Huntsman is thirty two years old today and that's
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
little look what is happening around the world of entertainment
here with The Woody Show this morning, We're gonna take
a quick break or what is show next?

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Hang on, God, the wood Show. Buila wouldn't approve the
Woody Show. All right, Well that's gonna do it. Everybody.
Time to wrap up and get the hell out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Yeah, that's it for Thursday Morning, Thursday Full Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Just go to the Woodieshow dot com. And because it
is a throwback Thursday. Uh, we did this whole thing
about one hit wonders and zodiac signs. So like what song,
what one hit wonder is best associated with your zodiac sign?
We cover a little bit about that, also the news
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all that stuff on the full show podcast by going

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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Please you just always know that somebody out there cares.
It's not me, but somebody does, not me, agreed. I'm
sure somebody cares about your plate, right, somebody's gonna be sympathetic.
Just yeah, I mean, not me to me, but just know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
That, Yeah, it's like, oh, well I don't do that,
but uh yeah, plenty of people I know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Yeah yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable time
this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
You know, we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch you
back here on Friday. Have a great day. S MT
double M. I quit this bitch.