The Woody Show November 13th 2024 Podcast

Menace's Higher Education, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener to discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training Class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. Today is Wednesday. It

(00:49):
is November the thirteenth, twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome.
It's a brand new day, Greg Gory, Welcome to a
new day. We get to be here midweek. That's not bad.
Midweek's always good. Get to this point of the week.
Thank you for checking in and being here with us
on The Woody Show this morning. My name is Woody.
That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Gory.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Hey, we got Menace. What's up? There is Gina grad
wanning to you. Sea Mass is here. That's right, We
got Sammy, there's Bort. We got Caroline Morgan is our
associate producer, Von our video producer. And we're happy that
you're here. Be a part of the show. However you
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(01:29):
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Coming up for you today. Menace is higher Education YoY. Hey,
so menace got baked on some edibles. Huh like the
weed seltzers. It gets more like your thing these days.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
No, I just stuck to a vape this time. Oh
vape yeah, all right, slightly over vaped yeah, overvape yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
And then what are we learning about?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
It's it's to how do we coover from a sur
medical injury?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, how to recover from a certain metal. We'll learn
some stuff today. We do say this show is part educational,
mostly educational. Yes, absolutely treading news headlines. We've also got
the entertainment stuff. Birthday's pornt of Birthday coming up a
little bit later on in the show. Here on this
Wednesday morning, again, phones open, text, email, social media. Find
us at the Woody Show. So, after it was announced

(02:24):
the ticketmaster had suffered that hack that might have affected
five hundred million customers. Each and every one of those
customers should have changed their passwords, they put an email out.
I remember I got one of those, But if you're
one that has, it might be time to do that
because this report that just came out says that customers
have been checking their accounts and finding the tickets that

(02:45):
should be there are missing meaning that someone got into
their account and transferred the tickets that were supposed to
be there. I've heard these stories a lot, Like you know,
people will show up and the tickets are all of
a sudden not in their Ticketmaster app and they've been
transferred to another place. Yeah, and so then they have

(03:05):
to like go back hit up Ticketmaster. They got to
try to track it through and see what happened. But there,
when you.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Transfer tickets, though, it usually sends you an email like hey,
you're transferring tickets.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
They're on their way.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's already confirmed.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
But I would also think because it's digital that they
would be able to just.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
To yeah, but no, so so it wouldn't work when
you get to.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I know what happened.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
So like when people transfer the tickets and if the
people that are receiving the tickets don't accept them right away,
then they stay pending. And sometimes the people that send
the tickets they can recall them, so you can do that. Yeah,
so if you get sent tickets, accept them immediately. I
know people that just like wait until like they're at
the venue to do that.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
So dumb. They say that some customers have been able
to wrangle through Ticketmaster's customer service system and get their
tickets back, but reportedly haven't. Some have not been so lucky.
So they say, you haven't changed your password yet on
your ticket Master account, you should probably get to it.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
I just went in there and they're making me change
my password.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
I do not have any option.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, well there you go. Hey, speaking of scams, you
want to ask Sea Bass about your acupuncture?

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Acupuncture?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Acupuncher acupuncture acupuncture.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
I've never done it.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
I know people who are acupuncturists, and I know people
have had acupuncture. The whole idea of it to me
makes me like feel like like lightheaded, So I've never
never done it. Even though one of my friends who's
an acupuncturist, chased me around with the needle.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
I thought I was going to pass out.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
But I have such a weird back issue, and people
like the only way out of this is through acupuncture.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
What people are like? Who is like that?

Speaker 8 (04:45):
I've I've crowdsourced the question and she's asking.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
She's asking you now part of the crowdsource your local
KI healers and acupuncturists.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
Just know, just you know, people who you know like
to stick pins and other people.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And did you go to any actual medical profession for
this thing? An MD after the name?

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Okay, there you go, But what is what is up
with acupuncture?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It doesn't work?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Is it real?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
So here is and actually there's an entire chapter and
I'll you know, Gina, I'm actually going to give you
a book or loan you a book. Oh, because the
chapter two of the book Trick or Treatment, written written
by a medical doctor as well as a medical researcher,
does fully goes into acupuncture.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
They go into the history of it.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Actually, you can blame blame Richard Nixon for the popularity
of acupuncture here because when he opened up China in
the seventies China to trade that then people some that's
when acupuncture kind of like, oh, it's a mysterious ancient
blah blah blah. But this goes into the actual clinical data,
the actual studies, and the acupuncture is indeed a complete

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and utter scam.

Speaker 8 (05:48):
That's interesting, which I'm happy to hear because I don't
want to do it. But that's interesting because it's not
like a Reikie healer or something. It's like I'm gonna
wave my hands around you in yell abricazabra. This is
going into touching you know, nerves.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Well, that's the thing is, it's not really touching nerves.
It's touching places on your body that show not because
the idea behind acupuncture, when you really drill down into it,
is that you have different This goes back to the
stupid chakra stuff. But you have different your chi, you
have different chi. It's it's the Chipese version of chakra boring,
right exactly. It says like, well, these things affect these things,
but that doesn't. But they never study, well, your body

(06:24):
has actual nerves, it has actual blood cells, it has
actual there's things in your body that connect other things
that can be studied. These aren't magical, mystical whatever that
were figured out thousands of years ago in China. So
you can actually study this stuff. And when you do,
you find, oh, there's nothing there is interesting. I think
that's why people will throw that out.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's an ancient thing from China because they don't want
to have to explain it, right, because then you get
into like the stuff that you go wait, hold on,
that doesn't make any sense. Oh no, it's an ancient
thing from China. You want to pass it over to China.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Do people just get into this because they're bored, Like
we talk about how Rich is super bored.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
And I think it's a combination of things. What he
hits on that one, the one remember, desperation is why
Steve Jobs is dead. Yeah, he was, he had with
thyroid cancer. He decided I'm not going to go to
the medical route. I'm going to go with a fruititarian diet.
If if he may have died anyway, but it certainly
didn't help.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah. But also people who have tried sometimes all the
regular medical MD people, like the you know, the actual
medicine people, and then that doesn't work, and then they
try some of this other's other you know, other you
know this kindness. Right, They're willing to try anything absolutely
to find relief back pain or you know, some kind
of disease, right, And.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
But on that yeah, but that's the thing. On that note,
like I used that tens machine or whatever at the chiropractor,
that stem machine, and to me, I mean, even though
that kind of freaks me out to you, I I
don't like being bothered, but that seems kind of hocus pocasy.
But yet I do feel relief afterwards, and I figured
it was sort of the same as acupuncture because it's
touching you.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
But I guess not.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Well, that's the thing, is they and actually in that
book again uh uh, what's it called.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Name?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Look, they they just chiropractic as well, and they say
that actual back pain is one of the ways that
chiropractic does show similar results only in back pain, not
in you know, coughs and brains and everything else they
use it for, right, you know, but only in back pain.
It shows similar result results to traditional physical therapy a
lot of the times. But again there's their Their idea
here is like, instead of doing dangerous chiropractic adjustments, just

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go to physical therapy.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay, so let me ask you questions. So let's say
she's got this back pain, she goes and gets acupuncture,
she believes that it makes her feel better. Does that matter,
like that you're not really actually doing anything. I mean,
I guess if it makes you feel better, good question?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
That was the Sami argument years ago.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Well it makes you feel good?

Speaker 9 (08:44):
Well, no, I mean, the meaceibo effect is real, but
you have to acknowledge I mean, like you understand that.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Look, I know it's not physically changing anything. It's not
it's not fixing the cause or repairing the cause, it's
just taking care of.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
The mental can be mental as well, that's correct, and
this book hits all of that as well. And what
they say very especially is number one, why are we
wasting our time and money if it's if you know,
it's just a placebo. And number two, it's not just
a waste of time and money, it's way more insidious
than that. It's an undermining of scientific thinking. And if
you if you're willing to open that door to maybe

(09:22):
this reiki guy or these needles that are just placed
quite frankly randomly in your body, maybe if that opens,
then you're then you're opening the door to all sorts
of nonsense and nonscience, things satanic, black magic, not just yet,
but stuff that you're opening the door to gobbledygook when
you shouldn't go after things that are actually provable.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Now, I don't believe, even though I just said it,
I don't believe there are people out there that know
that it's not really doing anything, because I think the
placebo effect only works on people who believe that it's
actually doing something. Of course, like if you know it's
bs that's like a sorry. When I was at a
therapist at one point they go like, you have to like, no,
I'm saying, but you have to like mind that. They're
basically telling me a mind after yourself. But if I

(10:01):
know I'm just telling myself something, yeah, how is that
supposed to fix it? Like, because I know I'm just
telling myself, I don't believe it. I'm just telling myself.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
You're changing a fundamental way of you know, seeing the world.
Like if people are always just pissy and then you know,
like my life sucks, then you get them to change
their thinking.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
They do become.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Happier, like say nicer things to yourself, and when you
do feel that way, just say it. I'm like, I
see now, I know. Well what I'm supposed to say
to myself now is this? You know I'm tricking myself.
So for me, that was like a Jedi mind. I
don't think that would work for me the same way.
Like I don't think of like if people go to
an acupuncturist or whatever and they feel better, I think

(10:40):
it's because they believe it actually did something, not because
it didn't do anything. But for whatever reason, that.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
Mind dog we hear all the time.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
You know that like having a bad attitude or having
stress in your life all the time, and allowing yourself
to be stressed can change you on a cellular level,
so many toxins.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
That's not what I'm talking about. But that's not what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
But when people like holding all this anger and they're
stressed out, like it right, So why can't the opposite
be true? So if you're if you're more positive, why
can't that repair you want to sell your little level?

Speaker 7 (11:09):
I don't know. I'm not a.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Doctor that because thing didn't work from me, and that's
that's what I'm saying, But it's just hard to hear
you through the chuckle hunt over.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
I'm trying to hear from the peanut gallony.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
I got acupuncture once out of sheer desperation, and it
was offered to me, so I said, can't hurt. It
was for back pain and uh. And then after they
did the acupuncture, they did the other medically proven thing, cupping.

Speaker 8 (11:33):
Oh yeah, I'm scared of that too, And I didn't.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Like either, and I did leave thinking, oh, maybe my
back feels better, And then about an hour later, I'm like,
who am I kidding?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Know it that, but I didn't understand, Like, why is
somebody just holding on my balls? Was supposed to make Yeah,
so I don't get it. Anyway, we got some more.
What a show coming up for your next Hang on.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Right back, everybody. Hope you're enjoying the Wood Show podcast.
It's Menace Tomorrow, November fourteenth, huntingdon each I'm gonna be
at Wild Fork Foods from three to five pm doing
a bunch of giveaways for them, park tickets, concert tickets,
Wood You Show, merchant more. That's tomorrow, November fourteenth in
Huntington Beach from three to five pm at Wild Fork Foods.

(12:13):
Come on through this, it's the show.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
If you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
We're into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world of these Wednesday morning. It's November the thirteenth.
Oh wow, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Indeed, sorry that happened November. They were still employed.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
You can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, weird.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm thankful for that.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, all right, so thank you for being here, give
us some of your time this morning. My name is Whaty.
That's great Georgyan, good morning. We got menace. Hi, what's up.
His mind has just been blown. No shock. Mid November.
I'm just having a conversation with somebody. I'm like, well,
if it's between now and the end of the year,
we're kind of running out of time.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, They're like book up and.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
They were like, wow, this yere away the mind blown.
Get Gina Grat good.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
Morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
We got sea Bass. There's Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
It's never too early. Start thinking about next year. And
in that first week of February next year, there's the
maiden voyage of the Comic Con Cruise. Yes so cool

(13:23):
and if you want more information about this, you can
go to Comic Conthcruise dot com. It's on a Royal
Caribbean ship. It is that thing I was looking up
good and I like Royal Caribbean a lot. Yeah, one
of my favorites. I've not been on this particular ship before,
but it's leaving out of Tampa, Florida. You could be
on board with a free trip for you and a
guest and all you gotta do is sign up through

(13:46):
our Instagram, which is at The Woody Show on Instagram.
What did you want people to do menace?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, I want to ask a favor. If you know
somebody that's into comic Con and they might not.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Be aware of this cruise.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
When you go to our Instagram page at the Woody
Show on Instagram, you'll see the image. Under the image,
it kind of looks like a paper airplane, like a
little arrow. Just click on that and then send it
to the first person you think of when you think
about comic Con, so they become aware of it, so
they share it because when this if this contests brand new,

(14:18):
band new, Yeah, it's the maiden voyage of the Comic
Con Cruise, and so they haven't done it before, so
it's just one of it. It's like anything else you do.
We but hence you know it probably will get so
big they'll never give us a trip again. Yeah, you know, we.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Don't need to do that.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well, if you do, well, don't give us more trips.
So yeah, please go go enter or at least go
to that image and then click that little arrow thing
to the first person you think about when it comicon.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
One thing I've never understood about cruise is you say wow,
this is a really big boat, and they say, it's
not a boat, it's a ship. By the way, we
set sail at five, you don't sail. But they're they're
so adamant about not calling it a boat. But then
they use the term sale.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
That's very well.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
They used to have sales back in the day, Okay,
they anymore. They did not for that, they didn't have
ships that size, not that these are the biggest they
like the tall ships. I mean Titanic didn't have sales.
It could have sales. That's like a tall ship, right, Sure,
at what point does it become a ship exactly?

Speaker 6 (15:25):
What What.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Does Google dot Com say?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Right?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
And then when do they stop saying sale? Yeah, if
only we all had computers.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
I know, I'm trying to look it up.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
We do that a lot. I realized, Like it's like
talking to in the middle of a conversation. Sure, but
it's like somebody can do it, Like yeah, I like,
well the people, the people that aren't talking in the room.
But I'm saying it's like when I have a conversation
with my parents. But it's funny, like I'll be having
a conversation with my parents and they'll go blah blah
blah blah blah, and I go huh, and I grabbed
my phone and I just get the answer right there.

(15:57):
You know, John and I have been talking about blah.
I wonder you know, I.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Got your my mom's favorite expression, ask your phone, Yeah,
ask your fast your phone.

Speaker 8 (16:10):
Back in back in my day, my alm was like,
I don't know, look it up in the encyclopedia.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
So in cash, I didn't know anything.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
In casual use, the word boat is often used to
refer to any water going vessel, regardless of size. However,
large ocean faring water craft those that use multiple sales
or engines are called ships.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
So multiple subjective then oh okay, like multiple engines.

Speaker 9 (16:35):
It has to be at least one hundred and ninety
seven feet and it has to weigh more than five
hundred tons.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
That's to be a ship to seah. Okay, we got
a bunch of ships up in the here. That's right,
all right, Well, anyway, sign up to win your trip
on the Comic Kong Cruise by hitting up our Instagram
at the Woody Show on Instagram and doing that. We're
gonna take a quick break, will come back and then
Menace has a round of higher education. We learn where

(17:03):
Menace got super Baked to learn about something and then
he's going to well he recorded his conversation with uh
this person to give us some expert advice on whatever
it is, and we're gonna we're gonna learn something. Hopefully
this is the educational part of the program. Yeah, I
think we will. Yeah, we always do. We've learned a
bunch of different things. It wasn't one about like how

(17:24):
to speak kling On or yeah. Yeah, so Menas got
super bike because this was like during the pandemic when
everybody was taken online classes because they were bored and
everybody's taking these online classes. We had, yes, we had
Menace get like super baked. I think it was April twentieth,
and he took like some online class about how to
speak kling On.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
We looked about bigfoot and then also talk to experts.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah big foot stuff. Yeah, this is something from this
is like a like a medical thing that we're going
to learn about today. Menaces higher education was super Baked.
Menace recommended by seven out of free mathematicians another three
and that doesn't make sense recommend it, but three out
of seven mathematicians.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Three.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's not very good. All right, but what about doctors. Yeah,
welcome back. We are the Woodie Show once again. So
oh yeah, you do tell well Menace you know, he
likes to well, what are you doing these days? Because

(18:27):
sometimes it's it's Seltzer's, like the two Seltzers are the
times it's the vape.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Othertimes it's straight smoke.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
You know, yeah, straight smoke. I do love the paps
blue Ribbon. They have their own line of Seltzer's wheat.
Seltzers are really good, called Paps Labs. But I I've
been digging the high nineties lately. It's a vape, a
vape pen that you can buy.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, so you you got high with Vaughan and Morgan
was menace part of that. It was not because that
when we were just at the Joe Coy thing, they
stepped outside from me, as they say, like like a
Thanksgiving our family get together. The cousins went and took
a walk.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
The cousins took a walk. It was old school. It
was just a straight up splif we had a great time.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Bond didn't an offer for me. Oh really, yeah, so
you were.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
It was funny because Vonn was already pretty high, and
at one point I was coming down and I looked
at him.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
He had a drink in his hand, and I go, do.

Speaker 8 (19:20):
You want to smoke some more weed? And before the
sentence was over, he goes, yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, Vonn's always good for that.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
It was fun.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
And so I consumed some high nineties for this recording,
and I kind of smoked a little too much because
it took me an hour to even get started to
record it, and it took me five times to connect
the call, so I was struggling a bit.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
All right, So this is MENACE's higher education. So Menace
he got nice and high, and then he did an
interview with somebody like this person explained to me who
this is?

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Well, this person that I I will reveal pretty soon
is this is the topic is how to recover from
a certain medical injury? Okay, And the person that you
should always go to if you have medical questions is
my buddy half Baked.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
Oh okay, and everything and everything will be explained in
our gay So if you want, just so everybody's aware,
half Baked, if you can tell about the name not
a real it's really not a professional of any kind
says you.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, I mean, what is he a professional? We'll find out, okay,
all right, well and if you want to get the
vibes of the starting of the Okay, here we go,
yes sir, yes.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Hello, so yeah that's what?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Okay, all right, yes hello, yes, hello. So now what
are we talking to him about? What would he know
on how to recover from a certain injury? Like what injury?
What injury does he know about?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I would think, like, you know, he cut his foot
open when he was at your house, but this is
not it. Okay, So now, okay, well what happened?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
So I'm doing an interview about what it's like to
break your femur and the process of recovery.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
And I keep in mind, menace is super high.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Yeah is he talking at like half speed?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Like a little bit because high? But I think what
you're gonna hear half baked, is perfectly sober. He he
just speaks this way. How do you break your femur?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
You gotta be a real to do that. And that's
what I was up. And it's embarrassing as.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well. I mean yeah, I can think of plenty of
other more embarrassing injury.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Now, he was just walking. He didn't even like do anything,
and his femur broke. Yeah, it's bad. So where is
the femur located? We find out here your femur is
the top of your leg, right, Like.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
It's to the left of your weener.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
On which leg, Yeah, because one of them is the left,
the one is to the right his left of the
doctors left. By the way, as I'm looking at the clips,
as we just keep in mind, as I'm going through this,
I have all these cips and it's very clear that
Noledge did menace record this while he was super high.
He also put the clips together while he was super high,

(22:38):
so he clipped them up and then just the way
they're in here, you can tell he was super baked. Yeah,
like while he put him in here spelled so right.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
So how does it feel to break your So when
you break your femur, do you fall to the ground
right away?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Or yeah, you fall to the ground instantly, but it
hurts like and if you slightly move you alost like
five hundred times.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Okay, sounds like hell, yeah, sounds like a good time.
So I want to know, like, Okay, how did he
even get to the hospital if he can't even.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Walk because he does he live by himself. He lives
with his parents. Of course it doesn't line up, ladies, Well, no,
he has he has lived on his own. Yeah, yes,
how old is he? He is forties a mid forties, right,
forty three? Forty three living at home? All right, So, like,
let's just say that you weren't living at home. I'm

(23:40):
assuming like maybe his parents brought him or whatever. But
if you weren't living at home, and what do you
break your femur?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Do you have to go into an ambulance? Like, how
do you get to the hospital?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Are you going in ambulance? And then they hit speed
bumps and you hurt? Like hell, do they give.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
You drugged inside the inside the inside the ambulance?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
No, they do it in the hospital and then you
have to get surgery.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
It's incredible to hear half picked sounding really normal and
well compared to.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Super high menace. This is men is higher education. He's
learning how to recover from a certain medical injury, which
is a broken femur. It's serious, yeah, yeah, super super painful.
So when you get to the hospital, what happens next?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
All right?

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Did you have to go under like did they have
to knock you out?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Did you surgery?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, they knock you out. Hopefully they didn't molest me
like they do other patients.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Allegedly. I mean you've heard, I mean you've heard stories
like that. Do you ever break a bone?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Gina?

Speaker 8 (24:55):
I broke my foot, but I was in an air cast,
so now I'm good.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I've never broken anything like to where you need a
to where you need a cast. I'm pretty sure I
maybe have broken a toe, like when you kicked nothing
you can do, kick like one of the legs of
the sofa or something of the corner of a table
or something just hurts like hell.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
So I have other questions on you know, while he's
at the hospital, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Man, this is higher education?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
How's the field taking a number two while your legs
all missed up?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Okay, it hurts, It sucks. I hope you never endure this.
The only people I wish this injury on are people
that opposed a Woody show. And then I hate Vince.
There is people and the rocket olden heart.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay, but I knew we had to get a mention
of Vince McMahon er, which, by the way, we have asked.
We have asked him, you know, he hates him, So
I'm not even sure he would have watched otherwise to
watch that Vince McMahon, oh documentary, we asked him, he
would do it. Yeah, and uh, we're gonna get a
We're gonna get his review of it. Wait, is he
actively dealing with his injury?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, he's still recovering. Yeah, I'm hearing there. Yeah yeah,
all right, so this is a menace. Yeah, talking to
half baked and how to recover from a certain medical injury.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah, So what happens after the hospital? So you get
out of the hospital out of a week?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
What happens then?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Then I had to go to a rehab center for
a week. Awful. There was old eighty year old people.
Wouldn't see the garbage food. I made my dad bring
me Carls Junior and chick full of it.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Did you see these old people naked?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
That's the question?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah? So so he literally is he's walking to the
street and his fever breaks.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah, he didn't like fall in a hole or no?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, how I mean, just I don't know how that happens.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, bizarre.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I mean, my uncle Tim, he broke his foot walking
down a flight of stairs, that's what. But he like,
he didn't fall or anything, it just broke. But I
mean he's I mean he's big and fat, like I am.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Dude, that broke his ankle just stepping off a curb.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Really right, those are small bones though your fevers? Yeah right, yeah,
you would think that's really like osteoporosis or something. Yeah,
so weird. I don't know. All right, So happached is
recovering from a broken femur menace is super high. Yeah,
and he's asking him how to recover from that. We're
learning something this morning.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, And I started thinking about Greg Gory, Like, if
Greg Gory was doing this interview, what would he ask?
So I have a question here. You know what Greg
Gory wants to ask. Did you lose any weight?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Oh? Hell yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh really? How much did you drop?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Speak on it like a lot. I'm not the bush.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
So you're saying Greg bring his fur?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Cky. Here's the thing. Greg has someone to bring him
the food. Number one. Like, so if you broke your
leg and you're a little bit more immobile, that's not
good because then you even if you had a lower
amount of exercise or movement before now it's even worse, soget.
You're saving yourself trips to the pantry or to the refrigerator. However,

(28:26):
Mario would be like waiting on him handing. That would
beating him all the comfort food stuff because he's so
bum that's true. And then but that would be after
the hospital vacation, that would run. That's true. The hospital vacation.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Everybody's just taking care of you.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Just want to make sure you're comfortable and you're watching
TV and bringing your food and stuff like that. Sponge
baths from nerves. That's pretty hot, all right, so menace
with half baked menace is super high.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yes, And I asked him, like, you know, what advice
do you have for everybody?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
All right?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Do you have any recommendations for people that might break
their femur?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
The surgery as quick as you can.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
So they walk around with it broken, okay? Advice? Yeah, yeah,
so just don't walk around with a broken femur. Yeah,
just don't ignore that issue.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Job.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, you want to make sure you get that taken
care of right away. Great question, minutes, don't hospital question?
A final words with a half big any last words
before we leave?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Today. That's it, all right.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's a fun chatting with you.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
There we go. Yeah, menas super high. So I hope
you learned a lot today. Yeah, I deal with you.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
Do get it work done.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, don't wait, just get the surgery with rehab centered.
There's gonna be old people there, yeah, which you don't
get the se naked apparent. Yes, sadly, all right, thank
you menis I feel like, uh, maybe I could have
learned more had there been an actual medical professional or something,
but uh, you know, in the p an experience. That's right,

(30:04):
all right, more a show next, hang on, I'm back.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
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Speaker 3 (30:42):
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Speaker 1 (30:44):
Well, there's a big headline today menace Yes in chicken news.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
What's happening chickens Chicken?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
It's so versatile it is KFC is suing Church's Chicken.
Whoa chicken battle? So last week KFC accused Churches Texas
Chicken of violating its trademark rights when they began using
the words original recipe and they're advertising in promotions. And

(31:14):
KFC claimed in a lawsuit that they noticed churches abruptly
began using the phrase and then they even ignored KFC's
letter objecting to the ads.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, I mean, what about if it's church's original recipe?

Speaker 7 (31:27):
Like, right, the only one whoemarked.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
The ads in question? Photos that Churches posted of its
fried chicken deals with the text above reading our original
recipe is back. But that original recipe phrase is a
trademark that KFC has been using for over half a century.
So I guess if they do have a trademarked sure,
and trademarks apply to similar or the same category so

(31:55):
like whether it's T shirts or you know, in this case, chicken,
I guess buckets check or you know, yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
You're right. I mean it's pretty specific.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I just don't like to see. It's like when you
your parents fighting. I know, true, I love both of you. Guys,
don't fight, just.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Make out, but lead to another as a chicken lever
that goes to you know, both venues. Yeah, I wouldn't
even think about KFC. If I was at churches and
it's that original recipe, I would just think that, oh,
that's the original recipe for churches.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
Yeah, and you a customer base.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, they want to be any Like I said, what
eleven herbs and spices exactly is? Yeah, yeah, that's more
their thing. The colonel. Yeah, there's things like that, phrases
and words that they just refuse.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
The trademarks, they're just too common.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
They finally free to have taco to Yeah, Lebron want right,
But like we couldn't just trademark have a nice day
or you know, there.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
Are some words that you're like really like you get
to trademark like.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Goodbye, well you're fired. Trump tried to trademark that when
The Apprentice was big and that never went through exactly.
But yeah, I agree. There's just some things that are
that are just words.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Yeah, it's like common, so common that it shouldn't be trademark, right.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Some other medical stuff, you know after the higher education. Yeah,
the expert, Yeah, with the expert half baked.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
I mean, this story sucks.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
You ever figure out what was going on with you?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Gina?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
She woke up with like some giant thing, like a
assist on my face the lower back.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
Thought it was that scar. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Well, there was that, there was, there was something else.
I made a note of it up pretty good.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
Well, I woke up with something on my face, but
I think I did that to myself scratched.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
Well, no, I in.

Speaker 8 (33:52):
The middle of the night, I had a little bump
and I got up to Pete and I thought I
grabbed like zip cream, but I really accidentally.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
Plopped on this.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
Okay, yea rich moisturizing green like the size of a ladybug.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Okay, So, Gina, Clint, we have a friend who, up
until I think a year or two ago, claimed he
had never had watermelon.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Okay, it's odd, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think it was the same. I think peanut butter
was another thing he had never he had never had.
I don't know how this is possible. And he's like fifty, Okay.
Gina claims that she has never popped.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Is it never? Not in my whole life?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
But because just the way that women maintain their face
and they're on this stuff, like, how have you not
even it's not even like you haven't popped somebody else's.
You haven't even popped one of your own.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Really, never anybody's. To me, that is so disgusting and vile.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Next time one of us gets a good one with
a good honker, especially like a good back xit, oh
god explodes, we'll have to We'll have to have Gina express.

Speaker 9 (34:57):
Wait, so, Gina, what happens if you don't ever pop them?

Speaker 7 (35:00):
They just go.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
In high school, No, in high school, you just use
like that sallis like acid or whatever, and it just
goes down. I've never I've never made it go I've
never made it go out. It just goes like it,
you know what I mean, It just it just like
you dry it out. Well, yeah, you just absorbed the pus. Yeah,
it dries out and goes away. One time I think

(35:23):
I tried, and then I like got scratches because I
dug my name. I was like, you know what, this
is not for me. I think the idea of it
is so vile. I like to that's satisfied like one
of my own. I won't pop.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Somebody else's like my will, my wife, my daughter, they
both like like, ooh, you got a good let me
get it. Most women love its love that stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I do find it satisfying a couple of different things.
One where you get it and it like you can
hear it, it goes and it like hits the mirror.
Those are good because I know I really got it right.
The other way I know that you really get is
like sometimes like you'll you'll go to squeeze one and
you get like a little droplet of like a liquid

(36:02):
out of it. But you got to get the root.
You gotta get that little hard, hard piece. Yeah, yeah,
there's a there's a part that's a little bit more dense,
and that's like that means because if you don't get
that out, it'll just come right back, like in a
couple of hours, you'll see the same white head again.
Oh you got gone. You gotta get that. I call prepus.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
You gotta get that out.

Speaker 8 (36:24):
I've never had one of these, so I don't what's
the difference between a white head.

Speaker 7 (36:27):
And a black head.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
One's black the other one.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
It's like a little bubble more black heads on the
tip of your nose.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
Now, if anybody wants an grown hair pulled, I'm your guy.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
That's the difference.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
It's totally different.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
It is liquid, I don't know, vile. Back when I
was like in my early twenties, I had a thing
right here, kind of by the bend of my elbow
but kind of on the inside. Yeah, like you know, right,
And I was like, man, I thought it was a
bug bite. It kept it and I'm like, oh wait,
I think there's like something. It's like some just big
poor that I had. Yeah, and I hit it, and

(37:02):
you think a tape warm came out.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
It was.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
It was like a big white ribbon that started curling.
And it wasn't like it wasn't liquid. It's more like
a pasty kind of I'm just trying to make her barf.
It was kind of like just like a pasty kind
of thing. That was amazing because it was like a
magic trick. It just just coming that weird that's a z.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
On their elbow.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
It wasn't like a zin. I think it was just
a really deep poor. I can even see it still
was a deep poor.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Can I get it?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I have.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
I've had that on my shoulder or row my shoulder
meets my chest and and it's like remember those fireworks
when we were kids. They looked like hockey pucks, and
they would like, don't come over here.

Speaker 10 (37:38):
With that.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
A little bit?

Speaker 8 (37:41):
Yes the way, Yeah, good to meet out of my vision.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I'm just saying, it's a it's a little trip. You
guys are so grow disgusting.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
Are the worst?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Are the worst?

Speaker 6 (37:59):
I hate deep rooted zits because they're so they hurt
them just.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
So painful, but then they won't even surface.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
Have you ever gone to like a doctor to do it?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
No, I can take care of my doctor.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
I've gotten facial before and they're like, oh, you have
a little people.

Speaker 7 (38:15):
Would you like us to express that? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
That's why you got to do mic derm abrasion.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I well, you guys are making me really need to
throw up.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
We're all people, we're all people.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
But when you say the root, now the roosts.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
The conversation is grossing me out, l o out. They're
loving it. No other than your face and your arms.
Where else you get zis on your back, your back,
you can get a back one. Yeah, I probably had
one of my butt sure, like in your butt, No,
on your cheek, like on your butt cheek you have. Oh,
every once in a while you can get one of

(38:55):
that kind of like on your like the backside of
your thigh or something. Yeah, that's the worst.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
For your arm.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
You sure that's not a bug bite.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
That's not a bug bite. That's is this a ZiT
or a bug bite? I woke up with that.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I don't know. Lick it genes see if it's taste.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
It at all, it's probably is it.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Here?

Speaker 6 (39:15):
True?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Three?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Two three? The worst pimples are the ones that are
around your lip, like just below your lip line.

Speaker 11 (39:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm convinced that that skin right there,
it's before you get to like where your chin is,
between the bottom line of your lip and then your chin,
that's got to be the same kind of skin as
your foreskin.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Like it's it's got to be it's like super soft.
And you know that's the worst they all heard, all right, Anyway,
now that we've covered that, we'll take a break. We
got some We got some more Woodies show coming up,
Hanging returns.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
It's a Woody show.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Okay, we're into another new hour. Insensitivity Training for a
politically correct World is Wednesday morning. It's November the thirteenth,
twenty twenty four. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory, Hi to
his right, his minute? What is up? Let me go
over and yeah, there's a Gina gret Hey. Good morning
to you, Sea Bass. That's right. How are you, Sebastian.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Glad you asked?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Go good? Oh great, that's really here. That's awesome. There's uh,
there's Sammy. Get the phones up at eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up with eight
text over to two two nine eighty seven. We've got
some uh news headlines coming up for you this hour,
another Woody show. You make the call and the spoiler
alert before we get into it. I can promise you
you're not gonna like my take. Oh okay, this happened

(40:39):
over in the UK. This guy give me out drinking.
He tried to hit on some chicks at the club there.
They made fun of him and joked that he must
have a tiny penis, doing like, you know, the hand
gestures and the whole thing that's always funny. Yeah, and
so they ran into him later outside of this pizza place,
and that's where he flashed them.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Oh okay, he'll show that.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
He pulled down his pants, briefly showed them what he
was working with. No official word on whether he proved
them wrong or right or exactly what it was, but
the chicks they told a cop who then arrested him. Now,
when he was arrested, they found a small amount of
cocaine on him, So not only was he charged with
a decent exposure, he was also hit with some drug charges.
Now you make the call forget the cocaine for a

(41:21):
second guilty there, But how would you rule in the
flashing case guilty or not guilty? Text? Over of what
two two nine eighty seven decent exposure? I kind of
feel like he was put to a challenge.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
Yeah, I kind of agree, right, Yeah, he accepted the challenge.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
He wasn't talking about his penis. He wasn't, And they're
sitting there, they're mocking him. They don't know. Yeah, and
so like, oh you have a tiny penis and so like, okay, well, look, yeah, if.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
You want to have a conversation about my penis, let's
have a conversation.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I can let you in. You you must be under age,
and you whip out your id exactly. You know, so
this is what I'm saying. You're not going to like
my opinion on it, but I kind of feel I'm
leaning kind of give the guy a break and say, look, man,
he can't do that. Not guilty, but in this particular case, yeah,
and cocaine, he's guilty.

Speaker 8 (42:00):
It was like a gaggle of nuns at a prayer
circle and he did different different, but.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
They wouldn't be talking about his penis exactly.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
You can't expose yourself just because somebody makes fun of you.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Well, I mean they they said he must have a
tiny penis. While it sounds like a challenge. And what
was the.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Reason for saying that, just because he was picking up
on them.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
Well, maybe he was being a creep, which proves that
he is a creek exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
He was just hidding on them, right, big deal. Well
we don't know, right.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
And that's fine if he's just hitting on them, But
then for him to expose himself does make him a creep.
He probably was being creepy.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't know the contexts, but right,
but I mean on the surface, let's just say if
it all went down.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Just like, this is this is what was doing. This
is what I know, big deal, this is what I
was reading. Yeah, this is what we were Yeah. Did
he work with the facts that we had.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
I'm sure he showed up with a bouquet of flowers.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Not that either. Yeah. Okay, Like you're at a club
and you're everybody's having drinks and you take your shot
at some chicks or whatever, and they start goofing on
your penis, right that you might have tiny penis, Like,
jokes on you, ladies. I take it a step further.
So he flashes his penis. They see it, right, what's
the result of that? Did your eyes get burned? Did
it destroy your life? Okay, so you saw his penis,

(43:13):
said your life? Briefly. He didn't chase them with it,
smack him in the face with it. He just briefly
showed them what he was working. Go any further past that, yeah,
I'd say, you're even That's what I say. Let it go.
This is a wash. You know this is like a
push and while you're a blackjack, get the cocaine charge
go to Yes, he had a rough night.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Is he possibly menas a stand up comedian on account
of pieces are hilarious?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, Mence loves penises, not because he's attracted them, because
he says they are hilarious.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
He just wanted to make them laugh.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
The ruling from the judge he was sentenced to eighteen
months probation and he'll have to be a registered sex
offender for the next five years, was for the coke.
He's got to go do rehab. Oh okay, but.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Now he has to put a sign outs at his
house and all right, yeah, no candy because of older
women that he showed himself to.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Don't let your kids make fun of my penis.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, he wasn't going after children some rude bitches. Yeah,
like and not even like going after them. Just hey again,
you brought it up, you brought a challenge.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
Here it is.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, he answered the call.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
I'm going to finish this argument.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
He had the mystery. They were saying that you probably
have a small one.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, so we're not showed, so we're not in charge
obviously of any kind of like legislation or whatever. But
in this particular case, I just say we were on
the jury for this, you would you would you would
rule hal Gina not guilty. Push all right, greg So
not guilty, Manace not guilty, not guilty, Sammy guilty guilty.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
I mean I think, yeah, you give him a slap
on the but the whole sex offender thing is now
he's really screwed exactly.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah. And then Organ, what do you think We'll go
to another lady not guilty, not see another not guilty
by the ladies Caroline guilty, not guilty. What do you
think this guy like.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
Sammy d fifty if it was a random man in
a trench coat who walked up and exposed himself for
in them.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah, I would say guilty though, because they got a
conversation and he brought up.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I think the discussion nothing was. It had nothing to
do with penises. They were just standing there and somebody
just flashy like that. But no, they made the challenge
of you have a tiny penis, and he goes no, ma'am, yeah,
hell I do. Yeah you. I actually applaud him for
good for I know, like good for you.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Comic large Jason disgusting The Woodie Show, Gena Grad. What's
some of the news that people are talking about today.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
Well, President elect Donald Trump is set to visit Washington,
d C. Just a week after his twenty twenty for
election victory. Now, this is a big shift from the
aftermath of the twenty twenty election when Trump did not
invite President Joe Biden to the White House and then
skip the inauguration.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
But don't you think Biden was kind of psyched about that?
I mean, I'm sure to an awkward Yeah, you talking
about like awkward holiday gatherings with family. There's been a big,
a big brush up in the family that year, and
now all of a sudden, everybody's getting together. It's like
the worst nobody really wants to be there. Awkward tension, the.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
Holiday, you don't sleep the night before.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, I mean, what's the point.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Trump is scheduled to meet with Biden at the White House.
He plans to meet with Republican congressional leaders as well.
The White House reports that Biden is all about national unity,
wants to see a smooth transition of power, and Trump's
making some waves with his latest appointments. Tapping SeaBASS, tapping
Elon Musk and Vivic Ramaswami to lead a new Department

(46:49):
of Government Efficiency.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Okay, so here's the thing. They announced this, and I'm reading,
of course, because I go right into the comments as
I always do. There are so many people freaking out
about this particular thing. I've said this. This goes back
to the very beginning of my voting career, when I
first turned eighteen. I've always said, I don't care what

(47:12):
the rest of the platform looks like. I will vote
for any president who says they were going to get
into the office. They'll spend the first four years of
their administration going through everything that the government spends money on,
line by line and going Nope, don't need that anymore. Nope,
don't need that anymore. Nope, don't need that anymore. There
was some stat that I saw that basically said since

(47:33):
the country's inception, since the country was founded, we have
developed two new departments every year.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
Oh too many.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
That means that need funded. There's over four hundred departments.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
Too many that the.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Government so like, there's so much inefficience. And they come
back to everybody wanting more money for taxes that they
claim they need more money for this or more money
for that. Let's find some efficiencies, so you manynlock the
people that he's selected. The idea of a department of
government efficiency, I think is a great idea. Yeah, just
like you would do for any household budget. You got
to go through and find efficiencies. Our company is going

(48:11):
through now. I mean, they just laid off a bunch
of people here. But I'm saying, like every cup, every
company does it, it's not this one. We're a private
company and we have a bottom line. The government doesn't
have a bottom line. Their bottom line is give us
more of your money. Exactly. Have an income problem, they
have a spending probright. So don't you think forget who
we're talking about. You may have your opinion of Elon

(48:32):
or Ramaswami, who I don't really know much about.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
He founded a big pharmaceutical company in twenty.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I don't know really anything about it. But I'm saying,
forget those people for don't you like the idea as
taxpayers of a department of government efficiency?

Speaker 7 (48:47):
On our side?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Government efficiency?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
The political views aside for that one.

Speaker 8 (48:53):
Well, the big mission with this appointment is to, like
you said, overhaul the government, cut and reduce waste. The
goal is a more slim down government. By July fourth,
twenty twenty six, happens to be America's two hundred fiftieth birthday.
Must says he's going to be a threat to bureaucracy,
not democracy.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Well, that's why is the worst.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
That's why there's been decades long fights over what's called
the line item veto. Some people don't believe in it
where you can look at something this, take this out,
this out, this out, and the others that want Nope,
got to keep them all in.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yes, you did.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
With Twitter, like there was so much excess and somehow
it's still running after he like went through the whole
the whole website, the whole office, because remember I went
to that office, dude, it was like a Vegas buffet
every single day, you know. Like, but somehow the site
is still running after it together.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Forget the individuals that are tapped for this right now
just exist. Yeah, yeah, the idea, like why did we
have this before? There's oversighted on a lot of things.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Because you're going to piss off a lot of your friends.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Well, at least eleven people were injured yesterday when an
explosion went off in a manufacturing facility in Louisville, Kentucky.
According to cops, it was a hazardous materials incident, but
the exact cause of it is still unknown. Seven people
taken the hospital after the explosion to in critical condition
and that's all we.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Know about them right now.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
And new info is coming out about little Peanut, Pennut the.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Squirrel, Peanut the squirrel, the.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Apostrophe Nut and his tragic death.

Speaker 8 (50:24):
Turns it now we got a seriously, this is a
we can go down the rabbit hole at this turns
out Peanut as well as his friend Fred the raccoon,
did not have rabies, yet they were still marked for
death before they were seized by the State of New York.
A new timeline shows that state officials told the county
to euthanize these little guys seven days before they were

(50:45):
taken from their caretaker, Mark Longo. On our October thirtieth,
the Department of Environmental Conservation had said the squirrels bit
an agent during the raid. Not true apparently, and this
investigation is still ongoing.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Yeah, And I told you from the get go, like
the whole reason they got rated it was probably squirrel
because I told you from the start. Like, the reason
that this all happened is because somebody was being a
hater and they exposed the hater. And it was some
chick that was jealous that a squirrel had more followers
than her online.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Yeah, led to a death.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Guy was so bummed out of me. Yeah, the thing
that ever happened to us.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Yeah, well, babe, other people just hate seeing other people happy,
and those are the most loserish people ever.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
Well, it reminds you remember that trend. I mean if
people still do it. Like, let's see if this egg
can get more followers than Phillis.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yeah, yeah, shut up.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Well.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
Bitcoin Bitcoin has climbed to yet another record high, the
world's largest cryptocurrency in eighty seven thousand dollars for the
first time this week, also meaning it's up over twenty
eight percent in the last week alone. Analysts are giving
a lot of credit to the new incoming crypto friendly
Trump administration, which could mean more regulation but also more

(52:03):
wiggle room in the future. So are you gonna hang
onto that sea?

Speaker 7 (52:06):
Bass?

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Well, I've been haggen again. When this dipped what it
was a few years ago, everybody's oh.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, look at you more on you. Do you own
a full bitcoin?

Speaker 12 (52:15):
I own I like just barely over a half of
one bitcoin. Oh do you own any doge Coin?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
No?

Speaker 5 (52:21):
And I know you could have made a trillion dollars,
but I don't screw around with all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Warren Buffett, who I love. Oh yeah, I watched that documentary.
It was fascinating, like how this guy started from absolutely
nothing and just the way he still lives, lives in Omaha,
and you know the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Doesn't enjoy any of his money. But where's the yacht?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
But anyway, so here he is on the whole crypto thing.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
If the people in this room owned all of the
farmland in the United States and you offered me a
one percent, twenty five billion dollars, all right, you check
this afternoon, twenty five billion. Now I own one percent
of the farm line. If you tell me you own
one percent of the apartment houses in the United States,
another buy a billion or something?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Right you checked.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Now, if you told me you owned all of the
bitcoin in the world and you offered it to me
for twenty five dollars, I wouldn't take it because what
would I do with it? I have to sell it.
Back to you one way or another. I mean, it
isn't going to do anything. The apartments are going to
produce untal, and farms are going to produce food. And
if I've got all the bitcoin, I'm back where whatever
his name was, who may or may not have existed was.
You know, if I've got it all, people will say, well,

(53:26):
why should I buy some bitcoin running?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I mean, why don't you call a buffer coin?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
You know, I'll make your owners do something, but I'm
not going to give you anything for it.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Which people do.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Explains the difference between productive assets and something that depends
on the next guy paying him more than the last
guy got.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, that makes the absolute And he's a commodities guy.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
I get that. That's totally fine. But what he's not
saying is that the bitcoin value is the same as
the value of the US dollar or any currency that's
not backed by an asset. It's just value that you
trust someone else will give you something for it.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I trust Warren Buffett, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yeah, it's risky, but what he just said makes absolute sense.
If he owns one hundred percent of something like yeah,
people wouldn't be interested in buying it.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
There's nothing wrong with that. He's just talking about currencies
in general.

Speaker 8 (54:11):
Also as much of a genius as he is, and
we should follow pretty much everything he says.

Speaker 7 (54:16):
He's what eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
This is not his day.

Speaker 7 (54:19):
This is a young man's game. I think bitcoin.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Yeah, he'd even buy uh like tex stock until I
don't know, in the past ten years because he said
he didn't even understand it.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
Yeah, I mean, it makes it all makes sense. I
think we're not going to Facebook.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I can't buy. I can't give you that Facebook.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
He doesn't want to.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
He's not dabbling in non fungible's fungible.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
Well that's what's going on, all.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Right, Thank you, Gina Grant. We're gonna take a quick
break more what he showed next. If you want to
get ahold of us eight seven seven forty four, what
you can send us your text over to two to
nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
In the meantime, have an existential crisis.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
What do you show? So tomorrow, heads up, man, it's
gonna be out in Huntington Beach. So if you're in
the area Huntington Beach, you're gonna have your new favorite
place to go to get meats of all kinds. Sides.
I mean, it's the answer for what's for dinner tonight.
If you're looking at something, it's called Wild Fork Foods.
Look it up online, Wild Fork food.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Yeah, and I guarantee you probably have a location near you.
You just didn't know what it was. Yeah, they're new,
they're new. They just opened one out where I am
in Valencia, but the Long Beach met it's going to
be the one in Huntington Beach tomorrow from three to
five pm with a bunch of giveaways but a chance
for you to check out the store. It's a it's
really it's a really awesome but Greg, you would love it.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
You got to go.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
I can't wait to go because I was looking at
their website like you just mentioned, and they have such
exotic things and amazing looking food. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Have one in Sino. Oh, I'll hit it up today.
Well they do, Yeah they do. Okay, I thought, right,
maybe you have to go. I thought maybe the closest
one to you would be that don't take me up
to get there.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Yeah, so walk in. I guarantee you it's gonna be
hard to like not leave.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
With anything nice anyway, So that'll be menaced tomorrow there
at the Wild Fork Foods. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, you can hit us up with
a text over to two to nine eighty seven. There's
a Hall of Fame for everything. There's even a radio
Hall of Fame, which there is. Yeah, there sure is.
I've never been to it.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
You're not in it, yeah, huh, nobody, nobody puts you
in there.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah, no, no, you don't have to be ninety because
there's there's some people like our friend Charlemagne in the
Breakfast Club. They're in already. Elvis Durant is in that.
Ryan Seacrest of course, big Boy. Yeah, I think really,
I think big boys in it is interesting. I don't know,
I think so already. I'm not definitely.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Then there's some more of the old timey guys and
stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
But dude, there's one for where I'm from, Bay Area
Radio Hall of Fame. I didn't even know it existed
until like last year.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Like the National Toy Hall of Fame. I hear about
that one all the time. Oh yeah, is that an actual?
Like can you go to the National Toy Hall New York?

Speaker 7 (57:00):
And the buildings like Rubik's Cubes?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
So the National Toy Hall of Fame just announced their
new inductees. You got Transformers Sweet, which I first came
out in nineteen eighty four and have never gone away.
If you're bored, bored, that's exactly So Transformers is number
one for you bored, even over Star Wars right. Oh yeah, yeah,
number one all the way.

Speaker 13 (57:20):
Yeah, damn time they got it putting into this Hall
of Fame overdue, damn time.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah, damn. It's like Iron Maiden and the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
You know, people are getting pissed.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah, my little Pony, all pretty pony, love to brush
your beautiful hair. Sure, what are the dudes?

Speaker 8 (57:38):
The Bronie's Bronies and Pega Sisters.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
That sounds like a porn of birthday. She was also
a Pega Sisters Volume two. Funny anyway, My Little Pony
came out in nineteen eighty two. The card game Phase ten,
which I've never heard of.

Speaker 7 (57:55):
Yeah, it's like skip bo and you know.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Okay, anyway, so those the inductees other ones that didn't
make it didn't get enough votes. The board game apples
to apples, like the Pokemon Trading card game.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
That's like the biggest thing in the world seriously.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Has toy trucks, remote controlled vehicles, the stick horse like
hobby horses. That's another group of adults that get together
and do those oh yeah, hobby horse weirds, Yeah, trampolines,
and then just playing old balloons. Make it play with
this balloon, dude, there's this cool thing. I saw it medicine.

(58:31):
I were talking about it. It's in a room and
you know the game used to play where you hit
the balloon up and the other person has to get
it before it hits the ground. Off course, kind of
like tennis, but keep it up. Did you see that
competition where they tables and lamps and all kinds of
stuff all in the way and on the show. I

(58:54):
keep forgetting that The Tyson Paul fight is on Friday.
Oh yeah, I'm not forgetting. Yeah, I definitely, I definitely
want to watch that same It's cool on Netflix. Netflix. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
They've been doing like, they've been doing a lot of
cool stuff. Yeah they have.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
They did the live eating competition for Nathan Yeah, they
did the live Uh it wasn't.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
NATHANX actually Chris Rock special.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
I don't know about the comedy stuff though.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
To be honest, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (59:22):
I think you know, and Sea Bass maybe can chime
in on a live comedy stuff. Yeah, the live comedy stuff.
Maybe this, I know, having it like absolutely perfect, I
think is better than.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
I mean, look, it's not a new idea. That's how
it used to be.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
Like I like how it's such a big deal, like
the HBO.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
HBO specials with Carlon and stuff back in the day,
or Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
Yeah, you know, they're just not used to unpolish.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I forget who it was. I think it was the
dude from uh, what's his name? The guy who dated
the chick from uh, Lena Dunham, what's her name? What's
his name? Jack Anton? Jack Jack Anna was doing an
interview with one of our stations, Austin to one X,
and he was talking about how, like, you know, nothing's
really new, like podcast is it's radio? You know, Netflix

(01:00:07):
and stuff like that's television. You know they had these
live events for the first time. Yeah, TV. But it's
cool the way I mean, because dude, it wasn't that
long ago that for a minute it looked like Netflix
wasn't going to make it like they were in really
deep trouble and like financially and otherwise, and it was
the whole thing about what are they going to go away?
They're gonna get absorbed by somebody else. And it was

(01:00:30):
a really interesting transformation from mailing DVDs to now becoming
by far the biggest streamer. And so there was one
of the guys who was one of the founders of Netflix.
He was in a meeting with somebody that I know
more recently and they were talking about but how did
you go from being a DVDs through the mail company

(01:00:51):
to becoming what you are now? And had a pretty
interesting take on They said, we stopped inviting video people
to the meetings.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Yeah, that's time, he thinking, right, And so you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Got to just stop inviting those old school people and
they become what they've become now. That's very interesting. And
this was like a person that I know that runs
a big radio company, and so it's kind of what's
happening even within radio. They've stopped inviting radio people to
the radio meetings, and so it's just about content. It's
about cares like.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
You know, who Netflix should invite to their meetings is
the how to turn off the are you still.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Watching complaining about them forever because it sucks. No, no, yeah,
it sucks.

Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
Sorry, I'm watching so much.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Sorry, I want to fall asleep to it. Yeah. So yeah,
they somebody on the Texas mentioned the WWE is doing
a Netflix thing. A board I'm sure knows all about that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
No, actually, Monday Night Raw is moving. Oh they're moving Netflix.

Speaker 13 (01:01:52):
You're going to be getting Live Monday Night Raw three
hours every Monday starting January.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
This is huge. Three full hours every single Monday live more.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Well, that's big for them because now wouldn't that just
be international too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Yeah, that's exactly it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:09):
It spreads the reach of w W to so many
different countries around the world, and it's huge.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
And then it'll be on demand after that.

Speaker 13 (01:02:16):
Yeah, so moments done live you can rewatch it, and
they'll have special events on there too. But this is
huge for them and live entertainment, entertainment being on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I know you guys are all mocking, but like, I
don't get resting at this point either, but I know
it's huge.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
It's like, how points out remember in the old old
timey days they went to the symphony because they didn't
have movies and whatever. People are still into wrestling. Yeah,
of course, arena is huge. I know it's huge. Well, Greg,
I chalk it up to now you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
The way you feel about that is the way that
when we were talking about HGTV stuff, Yeah, like people
get so almost disgusted. That's a terrible analogy because I
know why people aren't. I'm not in HGTVV, but I
totally know that you and Greg are. But if it
because because adults buy and live in yeah, hold on,
it's entertainment.

Speaker 13 (01:03:03):
Okay, most people live in apartments, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
And when I say I don't understand how it's big,
I don't need to be told it's popular.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I know. It's like you don't get it people. You know,
people don't still watch them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Okay, well you're not asking the fan bored, bored, why
do you believe wrestling is still popular?

Speaker 13 (01:03:22):
It is a giant, live athletic spectacle full of different
types of Yeah, it's a soap opera with different types
of athleticism and types of entertainment. So if you want
the hard, crashing, blood and guts kind of match, you
have that. If you want something comedy, they have that.
They have drama. It's just yeah, they do storylines. They
have bad versions of comedy and bad versions of drama.

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
But you're right, it isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Kind of like a novella though, I mean like reality
TV exactly bad versions.

Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
But you can say that about any reality TV show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Any TV show. So what it is also cool about
this Jake Paul Tyson fight. I can't remember the last
time I watched a Tyson fight where it wasn't something
you had to pay extra for it. Like, if you
already have Netflix, you've got it and you can watch it.
It's Friday night. What time time? So seven East?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Seven? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
So ten o'clock I think seventh Central.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
So let's find that.

Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
The other big thing about WWE going to Netflix, so
since they are, you know, owned by the UFC at
this point, this also opens the door for UFC being
on Netflix too, and you're not gonna have to pay
those high rates for UFC pay per views. It could
just be on Netflix on demand as well, just like
the Tyson fight.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Morgan likes that eight pm Eastern? Now is there? It's
a fight card, so oh, there's there's seven bouts, so
it gets underweight at eight pm Eastern.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
And look as a fellow YouTuber I'm actually only on
the undercard.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
I'm gonna and the undercard is a bunch of like
problem shuredness actual fights unfortunately anyway, So there are some
other details.

Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
Yeah, there's there's different caveats. There's now three new caveats
in place for this. It's not just going to be,
you know, a regular fight. Both fighters will be wearing
fourteen ounce gloves instead of ten ounce gloves that are
standard in heavyweight fights. Each round is going to be
two minutes instead of three minutes what, and the fight
is going to go eight round well, scheduled to go
eight rounds instead of ten to twelve. So you know,

(01:05:19):
I think they want to make sure that neither of.

Speaker 12 (01:05:20):
These guys get killed. It's the too many heavier gloves
two minute rounds thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Isn't heavier gloves gloves hurt more?

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
No, I don't think so. Yeah, exactly, little ones are
less pass.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
A little slower, and so they're gonna get hit with
something heavier.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Is this Jake Paul watching the the training videos with
Dyson like, hold.

Speaker 8 (01:05:45):
Up, well, and they're both getting real cocky because Paul said, uh,
they asked her, are you going to win? You said,
it's already written, and then Tyson said, I think he's
gonna I think it's gonna be a very easy night.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
It's not gonna be easy night for him him though,
So I know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I mean there are people you said, they've seen the
quote script and they're like, it's going to be a
it's going to be this at this time, you know
this this part of this round. But I mean there's
always that's the conspira's the conspiracy theory stuff that everybody loves.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
The only script I believe is the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I would love it, though. They just went in there
and just beat the crappy to the best of their ability.
Oh yeah, like you just went like one hundred percent.

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
With no gloves, hamburger meat, just go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Go standard gloves to do all that. You're saying it's
not an exhibition fight. You're saying it's a real Yeah,
it's a legit fight.

Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
Who do you think this is to protect? You think
it's to protect Tyson because he's older.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Well, no, Tyson's in a win win situation.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
True, you know, because he's pushing sixty, right, he can say, well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Was old and slow.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Yeah, this is the new generation.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Jake Paul if he gets beat, it doesn't look good
for him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
No, because it's also I don't think he has to
lose either because it's Tyson. It's yeah, it's Tyson. It's sixty.
But still Mike Tyson has this like he's he's he's
bigger than his age. You know, he's iron Mike Tights. Yeah,
he's the guy who's just destroying people and eating ears.
And I get it too.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
But people become less interested into Paul's next fight because
because he's only fought one real boxer so far and
he lost.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
All right, well, I'm watching either.

Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
Way, and somebody watched on the text cart Nark versus Jake,
Paul happy to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
That'd be great, that would rule. He got to be
in like one of those big like hamster bubbles.

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
Hilaire.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
All right, more what he shows next?

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
Hang on, baby's Jake up a conversation with the person
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Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Fucks fu.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Just these fat people standing there? Who are you fart knockers?

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Hey beaba, I still got a Woody and we're into
another new hour Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Comddy.
That's great, gory menace. Good morning, Good morning, grand good morning,
Good morning, Sebastian Dascuis Davis, you're out here. Good morning

(01:09:09):
to you, sir. There's Samy. Good morning, Samuy phones open
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, hit us up with
eight text you can text us check in with us
over to to nine eight seven. The smart ass game
is coming up. I will explain love it. We got
that also, end of an era. You guys, Wow, you

(01:09:31):
know we love BUCkies, we love Quick Trip. There's a
lot of really cool convenience stores out there. But Come
and Go. Oh yeah, dude, Midwest Southern gas station chain.
They got they got four hundred locations.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
I realize that story is real.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Yeah, and they're about to go. The new parent company
wants to change the name to their Maverick brand. Yeah,
and Come and Go would like to thank you for
your support. I just remember seeing those shirts when I
was a kid, like that's funny. Yeah, yeah, Ku, m
and Go.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
It's going to be called Maverick.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Yeah, Maverick's Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
And and Come and Go was not a particularly noteworthy
gas station outside of the name.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
The name.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Yeah, but the name made it work. There was a
there was a there was a radio station in San Jose,
California called k o M, and they did a bunch
of stuff with that. There was one I remember vividly,
like one of the first times I ever visited the
Bay Area, and I wanted to hear the station because
as a radio guy, I always had a really good
reputation for being a cool station. Yeah, and I remember

(01:10:34):
I landed at the San Jose Airport and I'm driving
around in my rental car and it says, don't touch
that dial. There's come on. It was k o M,
had Howard in the morning. Yeah, the COUM spot on
your radio.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Yeah, before the James Jackson thing. They were playing songs
that had the S word in it too.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Dude. Back in that time, we were playing all kinds
of stuff uncensored radio. Yeah, like even like Alice in
chains manned the Box, you know, like buried in your ish,
you know, like no problems, nobody cared a different times
and then all of a sudden, some nipple comes down
and everybody's buttholes so stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Was that Tipper Gore or who was that that had
all the the ease and stuff put on the CDs that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Yeah, I think it was Tipper it was the parental
advisory stick. Yeah huh. That was in the time of
like two Live Crew.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Which in those days made us want to buy it more.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Of course, made the stuff you wanted. Hey, I thought
about Gina with her air tag obsession. Oh yeah, by
the way, I saw it because she left her laptop
in the office the other day and I noticed because
I'd never really seen it up close like that. Not
only is she put the h the air tag on there,
she hot she hot glued it. Yeah, my chicks in
hot glue.

Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
I mean it's it's a hot glue like substance. Yes, Okay,
hot glue guns are so awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Okay, every woman has that obsession with the hot glue guns.

Speaker 8 (01:12:00):
It's like you guys feel about like nail guns and
power tools.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
We get that way back, like blowers and washers. I
do love all of it. The laptop is an air tach,
we know, we already know that, and she still has
it on there. But also, why are you taking it off?

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
I don't know, but my phone one came off somewhere
and I don't know where, but I know it's in
this building because every time I drive away, it tells
me I left my air tag behind the point.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
You can see where it is? Is that the point
of find my app? Can't you ping it? Yeah? Yeah,
bring up to find my app? And then you can
also hang it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
This is what I get for trying to not be
an analogs.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
And then and then you zoom in and so you
can kind of see where exactly in the building it is.
Get tolet Yeah, then when you get close to it,
then you can hit the play sound.

Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
You guys don't know everything about Yeah, this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Is really kind of common level stuff. You know, it's
how to do this, But because graduated from M I T.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
I can find the phone and I don't know how
to find the air tag.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
You have nine hundred of them.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
Bring over.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
So wait a minute, she's putting air tags on things,
and bring bring it over. Let me see is this really?

Speaker 6 (01:13:17):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
You might need to be stick around hold on find
my Okay, you up.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Them on everything, but not no.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
I'm trying to make I don't know what to do
with these damn things.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Yeah. So like when you so, when you Jesus Gina,
when you put okay, his laptop right there, iPhone?

Speaker 6 (01:13:35):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
You have that? That's so, but these are both the
actual thing. But no, no, no, no, this is your phone.
It's it's that's what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
So I don't know where the air tag is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
No, no, no, no, no no no, these aren't your air tags,
Like this is your laptop which is registered. Okay, I
know no, no, no, no, it's not. No, you're not
listening to me. It's not the air tag that's on
your laptop. This is your actual laptop. This is this
is not the missing iPhone air tag.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
What's funny is that you don't have any of the
air tags that even show bingo.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
That is what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
So every time I leave this building, every time I
leave this building, it says you left your air tag behind,
And every time I get closed, it's like, congratulations, your
air tag came back because you look at the items
find it on the phone.

Speaker 9 (01:14:27):
But it is registered on your phone telling you that it's.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Hold on, Hold on one second, hold on?

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Well, when she gets that alert, can't you just click
on the alert and it'll pop up the menu. Right,
I'm trying to play the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Is it making the noise?

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
Something did, but was was it the phone?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Hold on for one second? Where is it like under
Venice's feet.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
It's in your bag somewhere, of course, no.

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
Because I'm driving away from it every day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
It's playing again on the corner.

Speaker 7 (01:15:01):
Somebody hit it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Okay, nobody hid your air tag. All right, it's coming
from the laptop. Okay, so that's your actual laptop. Okay,
that's not the air tag. I'm agreeing that the iPhone.
I'm playing the I'm playing this the sound on the
on the iPhone. Now, does Vaughn.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Hear anything in the office.

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
I don't know. You ever have to do laps here
a tag not reachable? Wake up, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
Gonna take up. Maybe I'm gonna take a screenshot when
it tells me you've left your air tag behind.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Anyway, So when it comes to airlines losing your bags,
which is about seven bags per thousand of them were
mishandled last year, it's too high. So Apple now has
a new feature where you can share an ad air
tag's location with third parties. That the stupid airline who
lost your bag. So the new service will be integrated
into the airline customer service. Of these fifteen carres includes

(01:15:55):
Delta United, some other ones and so if you have
an air tag with your luggage, you'll be able to
share that live location with the airline, which will help
them hopefully track your luggage down if it's lost. That's
a great idea, makes sense. Yeah, so you'll be able
to go on there like see, that's the thing. You
should be able to just go under devices when you

(01:16:15):
bring up that fine mine with you, go on your
devices and and then if you're missing whatever that item is,
you'll be able to hit a thing and it'll it'll
link it right to Delta.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
In a perfect world. Yeah, that's a great idea.

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
Yeah, I'm right there with you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Watching her scramble and try to find where that sounds
coming was pretty damn entertaining.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
And that's time I'm saying for these morons like ooh
mental sorry ol Cape for Apples, So I don't I'm
not up Apple's bhole on.

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
Everything they have. But you tried something and I've lost
interest in it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
But yeah, you bought a specific product what.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Was given to me, and so I didn't know what
to do with them, so I started putting them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
On y she got her hot glue gun out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
They are all my keys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Yeah, you got to take it off that laptop. It
looks so silly.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Well, do you know how to activate one of your
keys just so we can test that you Actually, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Did you activate that?

Speaker 7 (01:17:02):
One, says Genus keys?

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
All right, good, can we hear it deep?

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
We can try.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Yeah, this is reminding me of it. Make sure it works.

Speaker 6 (01:17:10):
And has had me download an app for this hotel
that we were going to so check in advance. Oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
He watched me create the account, put the user name.
Oh yeah, okay, so it's working with the keys. Okay, good.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
And he watched me put the user name that I
picked in the password, and then it just kept going
back to password and I entered it now into your password.
I did hit enter now into your past. I'm with you,
and I said, you know what, I deleted. The appisoid.
I'll just check in when we get there forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
But to be fair, Greg is going in thousand miles
a minute, and the second he makes a mistake, he like,
closed it up. I'm like, dude, because I give it
up and then with it so many times that he
screwed it up and the app was like the app
gave up on him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
That was pretty funny. Like the two people I think
are most like tech Adverse are like both sitting next
to each other. Embrace a million embrace it. Well sucks,
We're gonna take a break and then we're gonna come back.
I got a round of the smart ass game gen
versus Greg. No, it's gonna be Sea Bass versus Gena.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
Right, you're gonna have to explain this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Everybody saw it coming because of whatever went on recently.
I forget what the battle was even about in the
first place, to beat her at the week Link. Well,
when Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
Messed that up.

Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
No, remember when he Remember when he gave him Coca
von and he said coke and wine and.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
He got cock and something by the way the translation. Yeah,
but anyway, so there was this whole thing going back
and forth between the two of them. It was a
MENSA off, yeah, because she wasn't in it legit, because
they're both Yeah, they're both members of MENSA.

Speaker 8 (01:18:42):
It's that I don't think that MENSA is. It's not
that precious to me. It's like a funny cocktail.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
I didn't base my personality around being in a club,
and so for somebody who it's that important to. You know,
you don't want to besmirch it and muddy the water
by having somebody that favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
My favorite lines came from, of all people, Sammy on
this where she goes, you know, just because she's in
mensa doesn't mean that you aren't in mensa, right, you're
still in its.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Muddy the water the water that's not a good hen't
And since nobody in this room could you know, his
whole thing is that we're all morons.

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
That him, it could be that's so great. Look we
have something in common, something we can have.

Speaker 10 (01:19:28):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
That's the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
It's more like, thank god, it should be more. Thank God.
I'm not just surrounded by morons. I've said that. But again,
I don't like how she got in Okay, because you
were there. It's going to be the smart Ass Game
Sea Bass versus Gina that's coming up next year on
The Woody Show. Hang on, everybody else gonna take a
quick break. I'm gonna take a permanent one. I'm gonna skill.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Myself show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Welcome back. All right, So we have a little contest here.
It's called the smart Ass Game. It's a it's an
actual game that you can buy Gina's been looking for
a a an explanation of how this works. It's super simple.
Do you ever see like the bar trivia stuff where
they have the TV's up and they you know, it's
like a category, and then they give you some pretty

(01:20:23):
generic clues to get more specific and you get more points.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
Yeah, but the point values go down.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
There's no point value here other than the first person
to get it right gets a point. First person to
two points will win.

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:20:35):
And if if say, like I answered, and I get
it wrong, does he get to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
All the.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Gin by the way good question? And I disagree with
his ruling on that. I think you should have to
sit out for one maybe, but then you get to
come back. I agree with that too, because otherwise you're just.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
The person wait sit out for what, sit out for
an additional question, one clue, and then you get.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
To come back because you get to sit it out
the whole time automatically just win, right, unless you're of them.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Well sometimes sometimes we have gotten to the end of
them sometimes and still have no answer. That's when we're
not doing like the Battle of Mensa well one time.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
I mean, you all seem very familiar with this game.
So I'll just you guys, tell me what we could do?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
A sample you want a sample one and we just
buzz in with our names or menace an animal sound. Now,
let's just just buzz in with your give the answer. Okay,
let's see, I'll give you. I'll give you who am
I just as a this This is just as a
this is a practice, just so just so you can
see how this whole thing works. Okay, all right, So

(01:21:40):
most people call me by my middle name. I performed
a residency in Las Vegas. I've sold almost as many
albums as the Beatles. I'm usually seen wearing a cowboy hat.
Sea Bess bono. Bono is incorrect. Yeah, I'm in the

(01:22:00):
Country Music Hall of Fame. Tristy Year would rocks my
Garth Brooks. I have friends in low places. Who am
I with the initials GB's hearth hooks.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
That's why I think, I think, and Gene I agree.
I think you'd be able to come back in after
after Otherwise, if.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
You sit out one clue and then you can come back,
you sit out.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
So you sit out the clue you you buzzed it on,
of course, and the next clue and then you get
to come back in.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Okay, all right, So that's that's how it works. And
so if you got the answer right first, you would
have got the point for that first person to two.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
So yeah, it's not just it's strategy plus knowledge.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Yeah, okay, Uh, Gina, we'll let you pick. It's a who,
what or where?

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Let's do who?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
You were like another who? All right, let's see let's
go with uh. All right, how about this one. Here
we go, first round, smart ass game sea mass Gina.
I am an early twentieth century political figure. If you
know communism, you know me Orwell's animal farm. Oh wow,

(01:23:09):
are you guys?

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
The same time she did, Yeah, Geina did a little
first uh disconnect.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
There's no call for that kind of line rights luddy,
vulgar and abusive language.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
That's an automatic disconnect.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
You've got a dirty horrish mouth. Hold on for folks,
folks who don't know, just drop that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
For folks who are listening live on the radio into
the march, Greg, can you explain.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
What happens on?

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
She got the answer quite wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Yeah, I was off.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
And then she did.

Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
She screamed out, Yes, it shows you, Yeah, this is
really serious about this.

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
I am, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this was SeaBASS.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
You also buzzed in? What's your guests?

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Well, don't I get to keep going for another I
get a free clue, don't I?

Speaker 8 (01:23:53):
Oh yeah, I sit one out and then I swim
the F word and then I go back in.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
I led a revolution in nineteen seventeen. I will go
with Sea Bass and Stalin. Oh you are both incorrect.
You can't just start throwing out other Okay, I am
Russian Sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (01:24:13):
Well it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, Leon Trotsky helped me come to power.
You can come back and meet Gina.

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
Who did Trotsky hold on? Lennon?

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:24:31):
Do I get that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
So sweet? This is this is very stressful.

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
You don't want to dropped a bomb directly down the
barrel of the mic.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
That's why I have it. It's super easy. I'm yeah, yeah,
right away. It was yeah, all right, stalling you have
you have, you have one point. You have one point,
Sea Bash, you get to pick who water where. I'll
go with what what? All right, we grab from the
what pile here, let's see, uh all right, here we

(01:25:10):
go off for it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:12):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Alright? What am I I'm a celestial event. I am
brighter and more shiny than a diamond. My temper is explosive.
I move things around the universe. Se Bess Sea Bass supernova.
Supernova is the answer? All right now, gin, I didn't

(01:25:38):
know that, but strategy wise.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
It was worth taking again, right right? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
What are the rest of the clues? By the way,
I'm curious? All right, I hate this game. Even children
have found me through telescopes. Oasis can someday be found
in a Champagne version? Is I am the end of
a star's life cycle?

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Would have got that?

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
I mean the always by the oays is what I
think it would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Okay, okay, so now it's it's it's one to one.

Speaker 7 (01:26:05):
Next, one to two F.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
S S word yes, okay, all right, here we go.
Uh Gina, I'm gonna go with where am I? Since
we haven't had that one yet.

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
I'm not a geography person.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Where am I?

Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
Well, let's do let men do who again?

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
Well, I didn't know we could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Depends on how many he's got ready, I guess, yeah,
I brought up I just brought a bunch in all right,
here we go. H. I am a writer, teacher, and
political philosopher of Christ. I am Greek. Oh I lived
more than two thousand years ago. Bess Sea Bass so Crates,

(01:26:46):
So Crates is incorrect. I founded the first college, the
Academy of Athens. I was one of Aristotle's teachers. Gina, Plato,
Plato is correct. All right, so you have two points.
Technically you've won game.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Everyone can.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
All right, time for me to my mom says dinner's ready.

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
I think I hear my pies burning.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Gina, you don't know Greg's philosophy towards cussing on the air.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
What it's so unacceptable?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
And I think we've have you ever slipped up and
done that?

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
I have, I don't think.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
I can't think of another time.

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
I mean there's been times I have really, really really
wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
We had a dockroach in the studio to cockroaches.

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
Yeah, and I was absolutely verified to the core and
it was closed.

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
I was transported to the pub Crawl, the pub trivia
game that we thought we were at.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Okay, well, Gina won that round.

Speaker 7 (01:27:49):
Okay, congratulations me.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Do we want to take a break into another round
for fun? I think I'm a joint circumstances. I'm glad
you feel that way.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
I think it's mandatory.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
What's seventy three minus four?

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Yeah, it's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Well, we got another round of the smart ass game
coming up. Do you think you've relaxed a little bit
now you can kind of get a better idea.

Speaker 8 (01:28:12):
Of I'm still shaking as much as I was earlier.
It's just I don't know what there's This game really
stresses me out. I love and you know I love trivia. Yeah,
I loved doing the office trivia.

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
This is just really but.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
It's easier because you get clues.

Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
Yeah, it's just it's stressing me out. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
I think it's just the way this is structured, with
the like the hints, like I'm not going to get
them fast enough?

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
Yeah, to intent?

Speaker 6 (01:28:37):
What's scarier this or lyrics on the fly?

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
This? Why? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:28:44):
Because at least you get to be creative and lyrics
on the fly. Yeah, but you know again, like I'm
you know, lucky me winning, but this game is very stressful.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Yeah. Well imagine if she was relaxed like hometos, I
blow it out, you destroyed wild stressed. Yeah all right,
Oh I heard that commercial that just ran for the
bounced sheet thing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
I don't know what they're saying in that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
I don't know, but uh, I meant to tell Greg
because I think he would like it. I saw the
commercial during football for those like it's it's like Downy
makes it. There's a couple other brands I think that
make it. But you pour these little like pebble things
into the into the lid of the thing and you
put them into your wash like before. It's like a
like a freshener thing, like you put it in there

(01:29:28):
with your washable the thing. Yeah, it's delightful. And this
is like one of those things. Yeah, they're they're look
at them up, you know what I'm talking about. And
they make a ton of them. They're called what there's
a different sense and things like that Downy unstoppables. All

(01:29:49):
they do is make it smell different. Yeah, scent booster beads,
unscrew the cap. You just pour a cap of those
things into the uh scent boosters. Yeah, throw it in
there with your wash and then your regular deterreent and
stuff like that, and it smells lovely. And I had
this moment going, Wow, what a lame ass person. I
am that. I am like, hey Jen, check this out,

(01:30:15):
Like yeah, so, I uh I saw it on TV.
I made her watch the commercials and next time I
went to Target, I bought some well and I go,
I'm gonna get Hey Jen, I'm gonna try those scent
booster things. I put him in there like what a
lame ahole. And then when it was done, I'm like,
hey Jen, I brought her back in. She's like, you're

(01:30:37):
just way too excited about did you get fresh?

Speaker 7 (01:30:42):
Everyone exciting?

Speaker 6 (01:30:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
No, but I'm like, I enjoy because it's like like
with your sheets, we haven't done it with the sheet.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
That damn free gentle. It doesn't smell.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
It's what a loser cookie.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Let's watch the sheets.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
And sister, we're talking wash sures.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
See as is coming up the Electronics convention at the
end of the year, and I don't know is this
a thing already, but they were highlighting that you can
put a whole thing of liquid detergent into the machine
and then it will just dispense it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Yeah. Mine, I didn't know that mine has the detergent
and the softener.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
And the whole thing in there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
It's not the whole thing, the whole tub. You feel
the res you fill the reservoir up.

Speaker 8 (01:31:27):
And it's what he's saying, is the entire container and
it'll just.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Contain there's different sized containers.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
No, I'm I'm not the whole handle tub. You can
pour into this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:38):
The thing you buy you the whole jug.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Yeah, it's not all of it, but it holds.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Mine doesn't hold all of it as well. I'm talking
about the whole freaking.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Jeb the whole there and those dispensers. Yeah, mine has
the uh, like I said, the fabric softener. And that's
the all that's that's new. As far as this new
washing dry that we just got.

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Fancy, I know, see.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Super lame. Everybody gets excited about super lame things. I've
gone over the moon of a right vacuum cleaner exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:32:07):
Buster got delivered yesterday and I almost knew them.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Well, if we're keeping score, which we are, because a
game Gina one Sea Bass zero so far in this
round of the smart ass game Mensa v. Mensa, Oh boy,
it's more like two to one.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
We're talking games, not scores.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Round like yeah, yeah, so that round. She she won
the first round all right, so first person to two.
We'll start with Gina once again. Who, what or where?

Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
I don't want to be pressured into where. But we
haven't done it, so yeah, I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Okay, do it again. The clues start very generic and
they get more specific as we go on. Or Pacific,
right men, yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Specific?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:32:56):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
How about this. I am a country in the Pacific Ocean.
I'm a perfect place for an island vacation.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
Gina, Gina, Tahiti.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
That is incorrect.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
That's actually smart to play that early because you get
to come back into there extra rush.

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
Totally meant to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
I became independent in nineteen seventy. Now you're both back
in yep.

Speaker 7 (01:33:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
I used to be home to cannibals. Easy. My major
industries are sugar and tourism. I am famous, Gina, Gina Fiji.
The answer is Fiji. Yeah, you know me from water bottles.

(01:33:45):
I am famous for my aqua blue ocean. All right,
so Gina, you got a point there. That's good. A right, bass,
Who what? Where? Let's go where again? Where? All right?
Let's see? All right, how about this, I'm a place
with no city, state or country. You may have seen

(01:34:10):
me on public TV. I'm a great place for learning
letters and that will be Sesame Street. Alight, alright, noise
another time, Gina? Who what? Where? I mean?

Speaker 8 (01:34:27):
I hated the communist question that neither of us could
really get.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
But let's do who who?

Speaker 6 (01:34:32):
All right? There would be another communist dude, communist edition cast?

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
How about this one? Who am I? I am an animal?
I am from Texas. My son's name is Savage Sam.

Speaker 7 (01:34:56):
What was that me laughing? Is it Yosemite? Sam?

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Incorrect? I don't know what this is? This is who?

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:35:04):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
A book was written about me. Disney made a movie
about me, Sea Bass, Davy Crockett, Davy Crockett. Is he's fantasy? Actually?
I protected my family from a rabid wolf.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
H Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Is that it? You're back in? You're back in, Yeah,
you're back in. Sea Bass. Sadly I died because of
rabies Sea Bass, Sea Bass.

Speaker 8 (01:35:35):
All yeller, old yeller, I've never yell read it or
seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
All right, Well, it's one it's one round to one round.
What was the bear movie Disney made Bernstein Bears. There's
some like live action during the seventies. I'll look it up.
People texted it texted it. Yeah. Anyhow, song on the
saddle jez Man alight for a tie breaker about a

(01:36:03):
hard asked question. This is just there's no clues.

Speaker 7 (01:36:05):
It's just a question and it could be any category.
That's right, you tell us what the category is.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
It's just hard asks a question, a question, okay, and
the build up okay, the question, what is a brigantine?

Speaker 7 (01:36:20):
A brigantine bass sea bass A.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Part of a ship, Greg, It's like a bar slash restaurant, right,
like a pub. That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
It's a sailing ship. It's not part of a ship.

Speaker 12 (01:36:35):
It's a sailing ship.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Okay, had.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
Like a part of a ship fleet is what I.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
But I think the fact that I was in the
wheelhouse geting. All right? How about another one? What instrument
is similar to a violin only slightly long viola?

Speaker 6 (01:36:59):
There you go, Gina?

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
All right, so Gina, but the first time ever playing
is the winner.

Speaker 7 (01:37:07):
Thank you very much of the smart ass game.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Thank you not stressful at all for you.

Speaker 8 (01:37:11):
No, and also thank you so much for your support,
especially Menace and everyone just being so yeah so support
of my new venture of this game.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
All right, why are you calling me out.

Speaker 7 (01:37:24):
Because you were. You were the one dogging me the
whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
I didn't talk you at all. We'll see what menace
is doing is using humor and sarcasm.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
Is that what that was?

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
That weird enough to get that, all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Right, we'll get to quick for it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Sorry, this is weird about winning, all right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Today is Wednesday. It's November thirteenth. It's I don't even
know what this is National Indian Pudding Day. What's Indian
play like curry pudding? Somebody look it up. It's a
World Kindness Day. It's National Hug and Musician Day. And

(01:38:07):
I mean, I've heard this name before. I don't know
what it is. Sadie Hawkins Day when a girl asked
the boy.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
To a dance.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Yeah, but Sadie Hawkins Day. So it's just a chance
for like chicks to ask dudes out or.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
In general, I guess, yeah. Interesting. Indian pudding is a
baked custard with milk, butter, molasses, eggs, spices, and corn meal.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
Okay, it looks interesting. Spices, I'm not feeling. I don't
want spices in desserts that we've We've talked about that before.
Like in carrot cake. Like you can really mess up
with cake. Yeah, you can put some like nutmegar, like
something I found out of vanilla ice.

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
Yeah, these photos, it looks pretty damn good. All right,
that's really good. Let's try it well.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
And entertainment news, Meghan Foxes announced that she got her
club shot up, which means pregnant or tin roof rusty
if you're more than the beef fifty two tip anyway,
Baby daddy machine gun Kelly? Remember him?

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Yeah, it feel like you haven't heard about him in
a while.

Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
It's kind of been a while.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Well, she had a miscarriage last year. Even though I
say they had a miscarriage last year, she's the one
that had to deal with it. Even that baby didn't
want to be a part of that circus, probably killed itself.
Wouldn't you like your dad's gonna be machine gun Kellyut
you like wrap the cord around your own neck? I'm
just saying, wouldn't you. Chris Pratt and Catherine Schwarzenegger they

(01:39:28):
just had another baby. It's their third. It's a boy,
at least until it's old enough to decide if it
wants to be or not. So that said, I'm not
sure what the pronouns are, so for now, I'll just
say his name is Ford Fitzgerald, Schwarzenegger, Pratt.

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
Oh my Gerald, the Kennedy name in there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
So when you have to put like your full name
and they give you the just little individual boxes for
each letter, you're not gonna be able to get that
in the good luck. There were rumors going around that
Oprah was paid one million dollars to host that town
hall for Kamala Harris, but Oprah tells TMZ it's all
bs and claims that she wasn't paid at all. She
refused to talk to them about the election results. Now

(01:40:07):
this is all just the technicality because according to the
required federal filings, Kamala's campaign paid more than fifteen million
for quote event production, including a one million dollar payment
to Harpo Productions, which is Oprah's company, So not Oprah
personally got it, but to her company for the Unite

(01:40:27):
for America livestream got it, which, by the way, I've
also heard because our friend Charlotte made the God did
that sit down with her?

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Right right?

Speaker 11 (01:40:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
And I mean that got a lot of press. I
heard through the same filing that I guess. iHeartMedia also
got like a million dollars really for doing that for
hosting it, so maybe I'll be that filing again. That's
just something is hearsay. I'm not sure that's actually what
it did in this situation though, Yes, Harpo Productions actually

(01:40:56):
got a million bucks. So the Alice Cowboys. They are
terrible this year, but there is some good news for
the cheerleaders. Netflix has announced that they have ordered another
season of America's Sweethearts, which Sammy follows the chicks as
they try to make the team awesome. The show has
gotten good reviews, but also brought a lot of attention

(01:41:17):
because of the lack of pay that the Dallas Cheerleaders received.
New season will launch sometime next year.

Speaker 4 (01:41:24):
You know how they are like forced to do it,
right from them not watching Sammy Well.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
I mean as a former cheerleader, Yes, I did watch.

Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
Like a season of something like this before. I haven't
watched the current one, but I remember like ten years ago,
they did a whole thing on the Dallas Cheerleaders and
making the team and all that, and they had to
like they would get quizzed on Dallas Cowboys trivia and
all this other stuff like they needed to know everything
about football about.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Which is silly. Who cares?

Speaker 9 (01:41:52):
Yeah, but they also had to be like, you know,
prepped and ready all the time and looking good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
So do your hair, how you do your makeup?

Speaker 9 (01:41:58):
These are the uniforms and getting fitted and all this
other kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
It's called the dress code.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
Yeah, yeah, it's called being ready for the job.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
From the follow Upnews dot com desk, the cause of
death for former Iron Maiden singer Paul Giano has been announced.
He basically had a tear in the sack that's around
your heart, and so blood filled inside of it from
the MAINAI order artery and that causes hard just to stop.

Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
Now, Greg has a new fear unlocked.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Well, they said, and death was number one instantaneous and
it would have been painless, so that's good. He died
back on October twenty first, of the age of sixty six.

Speaker 6 (01:42:34):
I didn't know we had a sack around our hearts.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
The list of the sexiest bald men in the world
is out and while Sea Bass isn't bald enough to
be on a EyeT at the rady's losing hair it
shouldn't be that long. But the top ten sexiest baldman
of twenty twenty four, starting with number one, Prince William
Agree or disagree.

Speaker 7 (01:42:54):
Ladies disagree, Disagree.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
He is followed by the rock Shack surfer Kelly Slater,
actor Terry Cruz at number five. The rest of the
top ten Danny DeVito at number six. This list so
it's just a list of famous Yeah. Samuel L. Jackson
is next number seven, French soccer coach Thorry Henry is

(01:43:19):
at number eight, Stanley Tucci at number nine, and Vin
Diesel at number ten.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
How did Jason Statham not make the list?

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
I don't know. How did to make the list?

Speaker 7 (01:43:26):
I cry fell.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
I didn't make the list. The list put out by
blind people exactly another news look. I love the Oasis
song Champagne Supernova as much as the next guy. I
don't think I'd ever make it all the way through this.
Noel Gallagher has put together a six hour long ambient
version of it for an upcoming Legends exhibit at the

(01:43:50):
National Portrait Gallery in London neat He says it's designed
to provide an immersive soundscape for the exhibition that launches
on November the twenty ninth, runs through March second. You know,
if you find yourself in London with literally nothing else
to do, then maybe goes check it out. Maybe Greg
want to win brunch with the Brady kids at the

(01:44:12):
Brady Bunch House.

Speaker 6 (01:44:15):
God, I would have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
You can hit up the Brady Experience dot com and
with each digital ticket you purchase, you get a commemorative
video message from cast members and one entry into the sweepstakes,
and then five winners and their guests will be invited
to La for the Brady Bunch I'm sorry, the Brady Brunch,

(01:44:37):
complete with pork chops and applesaufice. And this is cool too.
So a portion of the ticket sales are being donated
to No Kid Hungry, which goes to help end childhood
hunger in America. So it's a charity thing. They're raising
money for No Kid Hungry. But you can have brunch
with the Bunch in the actual house, at the actual
Brady hot I would die. That's pretty cool. Yeah, Okay,

(01:45:02):
So I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys. I've
I've heard that before pork chops, and I had no
idea that was from the Brady I believe that was.

Speaker 7 (01:45:09):
Peter Brady doing his impression of.

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
It was Peter because he thought he had a bad personality,
tweak his personality and he was acting like prey Bogo.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Yeah, I've heard pork chopson Apple. I've heard that before,
but had no idea it was from Yeah. Oh yeah,
So sign up, Greg, I will I'm on it right now.
Yeah again, it's just the Brady experience dot com rules.
You check it out there time for your birthdays.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
We're gonna sits and you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Know we don't.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
And starting with the celebrities, starting with a couple of
Greg's favorite people. Jimmy Kimmel is fifty seven years old
today and will be Goldber guess old she is today, Greg,
I'm gonna go with sixty nine. She's sixty nine. It
got Gerard Butler who is fifty five, ron Our Test

(01:46:12):
aka Meta world Peace, the former NBA stars forty five,
Chris nth Oh, he was mister Big Sex in the City.
He's been in a bunch of stuff. He's seventy years old.
And Joe Mantegne, how do you say his name? Agent
David Rossi on Criminal Minds, Fat Tony on The Simpsons.
He is seventy seven, and your born on birthday today

(01:46:34):
is paul A Shay. She's far from shy. Yeah, I
bet she's proved that in four hundred and fifty two
fine films including Enjoy My back Door Volume one. All right, okay,
I enjoy. She was in Dildo Diaries Volume two, Good
Asian Vibrations Volume one, she was fantastic, and Horny Picnic

(01:46:56):
Volume one, Greg. And then there's a couple of holiday
film starting here you go Sammy Santa's Horny Helper and
who could forget her unforgetable role in and an Anal
New Year. All right, that's our wishing people that metice.
You can watch that. You have your whole house decorated
for New Year, taking down all the Christmas stuff and

(01:47:16):
now you can really enjoy New Year's.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
Year.

Speaker 6 (01:47:23):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
That is Paula shi who is thirty one years old today.
And now at Japorno Birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that
a Wednesday morning. Look what is happening around the world
of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. We're gonna take
a quick break. We got some more Woodies show for you.
Next hang on the Woody Show to be back. Buila

(01:47:45):
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(01:48:07):
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(01:48:29):
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Speaker 6 (01:48:58):
Words wisdom please, Yeah, some days stress level will be
Britney spears two thousand and seven.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
I'm sure my wife understands that which phase of Britney
was that two thousand and seven your head shaving.

Speaker 6 (01:49:10):
Shaving head barefoot in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
Yeah, I thought two thousand and seven. I thought the
shaving the head thing was closer to like two thousand
Oh no, no, no, no, okay, all right, whenever she
went off the rails, all my Britney eras alright.

Speaker 9 (01:49:26):
Because nineteen ninety nine was like hit me baby one
more time.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
Yeah, that was my bad all right. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the wood
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it, appreciate you for that. Rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch back here on Thursday. Have
a great day. S M D double M my quittest
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