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Speaker 3 (00:38):
Is it flyes? The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Class is now in Sessionay.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Good morning everybody. Well it's a pre Friday, it's a
Thursday morning. We are the Woodie Show. Welcome to it.
It's Thursday, November the fourteenth, twenty twenty four. At your service, Woody,
Greg Gory, Hi, Menace, what is up. There's Gina, We
got Sea Bass. There's Sammy Bort and Caroline.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
They're here.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
They're in the Woody Show production department. Morgan, our associate producer,
is here, Von our video producer, and then you, of course,
our guest of hon our phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Woody, you can't hit us up with
the text, send that over to two to nine eight seven.
Coming up for you this morning. It's a it's National
Pickle Day. It's one of the holidays today, and so

(01:59):
we're gonna get introduced to somebody called the dick Doc
of TikTok from Gina. And also we're gonna do a uh,
it's a smell test. We have different types of pickles,
and we're gonna see who's the best pickle sniffer here
in the room, Like, can they identify which one's dill?
Which one is bread and butter?

Speaker 7 (02:20):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Sweet? Yeah? What It's National Pickle Day, see man, I
mean yeah, I'm following who's the best pickle sniffer? Also,
what do you guys think of sweet pickles?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I like that?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, I like the bread and butters. I mean like
all of them. Dill'still's great to.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
Like sweet relish though.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Really yeah relish? Yeah? I got that called the what's
called redneck news, trending news headlines, got the entertainment got
the birthday's porn of birthday, all that and more coming
up here on the Woodie Show on this Thursday morning.
Then do a little round here. If survey says a
new pole asking two thousand Americans of being moral is

(03:01):
the same thing as following the law?

Speaker 8 (03:05):
Interesting?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
No, yeah, I would say no, Yeah, I agree. Twenty
nine percent of people think that if something is illegal,
that means doing it would be immoral. No, And if
they considered a certain law to be unjust, thirty one percent,
so that it would be moral to disobey exactly.

Speaker 9 (03:24):
All right, So what percentage of laws are just versus
unjust in your estimation?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I don't know, Like what would give me throughout an
example of one? All right, speeding, speeding unjust? Okay, reckless driving?
What couldn't speeding be considered reckless driving? Well, at a
certain overage that often yes, yeah, if you're that's a
good example. How about speeding? I don't consider that to

(03:51):
be a moral thing.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
Squatting is legal certain states, Yeah, true or yeah, true,
But that's im moral.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
I think that's definitely a moral.

Speaker 11 (03:59):
Because you're purposely doing it. Like let's say a homeless person,
it's illegal to like sleep in certain areas, but you
have nowhere else to be well, that's the thing.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
Well, you do have places to be, just don't want
to be there because they'd make you like but I
don't want to seas.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I understand you don't want to.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah. Thirteen percent of people said society would function better
if there were no laws. Interesting. I think we're trying
that now and it's not working.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
How's that working out for you? Go hang out in
San Francisco after Darks tell me about that?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah's great? Sea bass Punt have something to say about this.
Is it acceptable to film and share content with strangers
in public without their consent?

Speaker 9 (04:42):
It depends on what's going on, like cart narks for example. Right,
that's a public place. Someone is violating these social contracts.
So yeah, I very rarely get excuse me, I very
rarely get accused of doing something unethical by doing that.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
You know what? That that doesn't bother me, and I think,
you know, most of us enjoy that. What I don't
like and what I've never liked, even if they're you know,
people my friends doing it. I still don't like when
you take a sneaky picture of someone random and then
post making fun of them.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
I don't like that. It's impolite for sure. Yeah, we
took those pictures of Gina on the plane. We didn't
post them. We didn't post you, you and everybody.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
On every radio show I've ever worked on, there are pictures,
books and books of these pictures. I sleep like the
mouth open.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah, her mouth was wide open. Yeah, there's many people
have those pictures and radio I would I would argue
that unless they're doing something disruptive. Always there's another one
of Calvin. Yeah, yeah, my chin just unhinged.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
This is this is my favorite one.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
I made her into like one of those things you
see at the ferry or you're putting the the shoot
in the water an the clown's mouth.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
I've been putting many fun there, but I don't like,
you know, it's like, oh that person's fat or ugly,
or look at their clothes, and I don't know, it's
I don't though that.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah. Well, because if you are in public, people think like, no,
I've told you you cannot film me. That's not the
way it works, that the way the law works. Yeah. Yeah,
but I think people are really confused by that because
it's not the way it works. There's a there's no
expectation of privacy.

Speaker 9 (06:14):
Right, yeah, if it's impolite in most cases, unless they're
doing something offensive.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah. In a new poll, thirteen percent say it's always
acceptable to film and share content with strangers in public
without their consent. Twenty five percent say always unacceptable. And
then you got the usually or the usually unacceptable people.
But of course they're always the idiots who don't know
are not sure people think about it, said that survey said.

(06:42):
New survey found that seventy four percent of NFT owners
remember that non fungible tokens, say they're only interested in
the NFTs for the status that they give they get. Wow,
this is sad unless you're wearing a shirt that says
I have an NFT. Yeah. Teen percent are using them
as investments they hope to resell in the future. Oh yeah,

(07:04):
let's buy those. And there's also something I've never heard
this term before. It's the flex factor. Oh really, so like,
oh I have an n FT. It's a flex factor
of you know, it's a high flex factor or status.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
I really don't know anyone who would be impressed by that.

Speaker 9 (07:19):
I don't de mence do you even know anyone who
actually bought an NFT, Like one of those stupid art
ones that AH know.

Speaker 11 (07:25):
Like I have an NFT, but it's an NFT to
give me access to like a certain like group online theme.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
But you didn't buy like a sport like a basketball car.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh I did I have something sanity? Top shot?

Speaker 8 (07:38):
Yeah, top shot? Yeah, I did not expect.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
I would like to go over with those art please.

Speaker 12 (07:43):
Yeah, what do you mean they're the digital Battle?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
I mean like specifically what you owe and how much
you paid. Oh, I don't know. I didn't pay that much.

Speaker 12 (07:49):
You had to, Like this was back when it was
first happening, and so me and some other people who
were talking about it did it to kind of like
figure it out. And you would pay like seven dollars
for a pack, and you wouldn't know what you're going
to get, the same as what you know, any trading
card would be. And you'd have to wait in a
queue to even get in, and so it would be
let's say I'm number two hundred in the queue, so
I have to wait until I can even get in,

(08:11):
and it's a yeah, it was a whole thing, and
you'd be waiting for a long time and then you
get in. It was like exciting, but you've spent like
seven dollars and it's like, what car did you get?

Speaker 8 (08:19):
That's more of an experiment.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
But buying something because you're legitimately into it. Like people
are that way about certain cars or certain what But
the people who buy a car or a specific belt,
like a Gucci belt or just because it's a Gucci belt,
that's the stuff I find kind of pathetic. Oh, they're
usually trashy idiots too, right, yeah, exactly, Like I don't know,
like they're posers, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
That's what clothing is, yeah, just showing who you are.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Well, and like the mega mega wealthy people also think
that's tacky. You know, they're not into that flashy stuff.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
This one says, I like the fact that it's less
likely to run into people with the same items as me.
I like being unique and standing out with an NFT.
When I see someone else with it, it feels like
it feels like solidarity. But you don't see yeah, someone
you have to like show it off. Well.

Speaker 11 (09:08):
I think the initial thing, when it was going all
crazy and it was about artwork and stuff like that,
the VR stuff was trying to take off at the
same time, So that's where you would share all your
NFTs in your virtual world. Super cool, and you can
show off the artwork and everything that you had. I
think that was the initial idea behind the people that
wanted all the artwork stuff. Again, the NFT that I own,

(09:30):
it gives me access to certain things like events and
stuff like that. You feel a certain amount of people
have them.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
You got to feel ridiculous if you spent you know whatever,
when people are spending dumb money and then within like
a year that two hundred thousand dollars that you spent
was quote worth one thousand dollars. Yeah, it was celebrity
back too.

Speaker 9 (09:51):
If you're the famous clip of that dumb ass Jimmy
fallon that dumbass parasital, Yeah, pumping and dumping their well,
pumping their NFTs on the Tonight Show.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Check out what I got. Check it out.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
And they didn't reveal oh yeah, they're paying me to
do this, or they gave this to men whoop.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
See yeah, well they did get incarcerated for the oh wait,
hold on, oh wait, that's when it happened to them.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I mean, all this stuff other than like traditional investing
saving type stuff. It's like, I'm going to wait it
out on this kind of Yeah, we'll see. I'll wait
to see it. Yeah, yeah, all that stuff with all
the different coins and NFTs, I refuse to even try
to understand. Yeah, if it gets to the point where
I have to, can't you just can't ignore it? Well,
then you know you look at it? Yeah, until we

(10:32):
get to them all right. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie text us over to two to
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Speaker 2 (10:42):
The Woody Show will be right back everybody.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
It's minutes.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Today's to day, November fourteenth. I'm gonna be at Wildfork
Foods in Huntington Beach from three to five pm doing
a bunch of giveaways for theme park tickets, concert tickets,
Woody Show, merch and more. That's today, Thursday, November fourteenth,
from three to five pm at Wildfork Foods and Huntington Beach.
Hope to see that, shouldn't.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
I just man up and stop being a whining kleef boy.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
And we are in two another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's Thursday, It's November. The fourteenth,
twenty twenty four. Woody. That's Greg Gory. There's Gina. Hey,
we got menace.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
What is up?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Sammy's here? SeaBASS is here. The phones are open. Eight
seven seven forty four. Woody is the phone number. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also hit
us up with a text if you so choose, over
to two two nine eight seven. All right, we got
the training news headlines coming up. We've got a brand
new redneck news coming up for you in just a moment.

(11:48):
It's a National Pickle Day, as we as we mentioned,
I did remember to stop at the store and I
picked up some pickles. All right, So we'll see who's
the best pickle sniffer. Who can identify the pickle just
by smell? What kind is it? Bread and butter, dill?
Or there's like a sweet and spicy. Yeah, I don't

(12:09):
like the sweet, but sweet with spicy sweet? See who's
the best pickle sniffer. Plus, we're gonna get introduced. Gina's
got this guy she wants to tell us about. He
is the dick doc on TikTok and he goes by.

Speaker 8 (12:23):
And he addresses all your pickle concerns.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, a kind of concerns with your pickle. Got it.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
So I used to work with a woman who drank
pickle juice out of the jar every day.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
That's weird, but chugged it.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
People. Have you guys heard of picklebacks? Yes, but yeah,
that's the thing. Pickle chaser.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Good.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
It's good.

Speaker 8 (12:44):
Yes, I loved it.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Isn't just like vinegar like well, it's like a shot of.

Speaker 12 (12:50):
Juice, pickle juice, but it totally cuts the taste it
and then it tastes good.

Speaker 8 (12:54):
I don't know. I like pickles and pickle.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Juice, though drinking the juice.

Speaker 8 (12:58):
You're supposed to drink it after like a marrin and
stuff too.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Somebody who does drink the juice says, quote, it's a
good source of electrolytes after a hard workout and tasty delicious.
Have a gatorry, doesn't it have a ton of salt?

Speaker 8 (13:12):
Yeah, that's part of what replenishes you after sweating.

Speaker 11 (13:15):
Okay, no, thanks, all right, good. I like pickles, but
not the juice.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
According to one report, more than sixty seven percent of
all households eat pickles, and on average, they purchase pickles
every fifty three days. It does last quite a while. Now, right,
do you have a favorite price low? I just look
at the price tag. Now I turned onto gorillas pickles.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
Oh those are great.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, that's really good. I like what's so good about them?
The pickles of pickle like crazy? No, not at all. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Some are more fresh, some are kind of soggy and soft,
some are more dill forward.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
It doesn't have to do more with you know, whether
it's in chips, spear, or just like a like a hole.

Speaker 13 (14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
I mean they have mentioned the ones that are whole
would be more crisp, right, because you have like the
surface area encased. Prefer the whole ones. Yeah, I mean
I like spear. Yeah, I mean I do like a
pickle on a burger o that kind of thing. I'm
a huge relish guy. You had mentioned you like the
sweet relish. It's kind of overpowering, it is, it's too sweet.

(14:25):
I don't have to be in the mood for that.

Speaker 11 (14:26):
But the gorilla's pickles they're refrigerated only, and so I
mean they just taste like they're freshly slice.

Speaker 8 (14:33):
That's the way like claws in baby. Yeah, they don't.
They don't cook their pickles or classic.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
When I was at the store yesterday and I was
looking for I only saw two different brands three three
on the shelf or yeah, Fridge Classic, Yeah, of course
the store brand.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
And then there was this other one that whatever one
the hot and spicy was.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
Is it mount Olive? My husband always gets the mount Olive.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Oh, I've seen those. Yeah, those are usually the best
priced ones. Yeah, famous, I think, Yeah, maybe Famous Daves.
That's the hotness, the sweet and spicy. That sounds good.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah, so I'm definitely not me neither. I think he cares. Yeah,
look at somebody.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
As I was getting that jar out of the bag,
somebody texted over from the three one seven. Famous Dave's
pickles are amazing. There you go, sweet and a little spicy. Well,
we will see. So that's all coming up. But I
also had to make sure I got them all in
the same form. You know, some of them couldn't be whole,
some one chip. So these are all I got the

(15:44):
spears because I was able to find three different kinds
that were all spears.

Speaker 8 (15:48):
Speaking of that, I always said Britney Spears left money
on the table, not having a pickle company called Briney Spears.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
No, I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
Some quick cash.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
She should come talk to me. Yes, eight four Wooding
if you want to call in, hit us up with
a text over to two to nine eighty seven. Got
a brand new redneck news.

Speaker 14 (16:09):
So what do you show if the most Matthew Don't
ever did is keeping score in a game of darts?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Redneck news all right? In today's redneck news. This is
from Indian River County, Florida, where some corrections officers at
the county jail were screening this forty six year old fella,
Caleb Williams is his name, and found that he had
a plastic cylinder in his underwear, tucked up under his junk.

(16:39):
Caleb broke out the menace excuse generator, and he guesses
on what he went with. Huh um, he borrowed a
friend's underwear. Borrowed a friend's underwear, I.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
Mean, what could have possibly it's propping up his junk,
propping up his junk. Okay, hell, let's keep the sweat
office all right, all right?

Speaker 5 (17:01):
He said it wasn't his. Oh that's easy enough.

Speaker 12 (17:05):
Now.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
For some reason, the officers didn't buy that, so he
kept pushing. They said, okay, if it's not yours, how
did it get there?

Speaker 8 (17:13):
Question?

Speaker 5 (17:15):
He said he was sleepwalking. Sleep is involved. He said
someone quote unquote must have put it there while he
was sleeping. Oh, I hate when people do that.

Speaker 8 (17:24):
I'm down to sleep. They put something in my underwear, right.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Tuck it up under your drunk?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
All right?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
So going nowhere? They move on and they turned their
attention to what was in the container. Caleb said it
was advil. Odd since he said it wasn't his and
didn't know how it got there, would you know? But
it wasn't advil. It was meth So the guy charged
with narcotics possession and smuggling contraband into a detention facility,

(17:51):
both felons. Here's his picture.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
He does not look sorry.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Guy with a nutmets like, so what if somebody really
did put it in and then you're in jail?

Speaker 13 (18:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Yeah, I mean when.

Speaker 11 (18:07):
Your friends the first person that fell asleep, you would do.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Horrific things like let's put methan is under put under
his sack, try to like dip someone's fingers in like
warm water to get in the pea we put our friend.
We put toothpaste in front's hair like flower bombo. Remember
that one you put shaving cream in somebody's hands and
then yeah, that class the one thing I remember that

(18:32):
we did well beyond the like you draw on somebody,
but you would take that. Remember the banaka spray and
as they were sleeping, spray in their nostrils.

Speaker 8 (18:40):
Nice, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Which we recently learned is enjoyable.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
Yeah, yeah, we got kind of high.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah we tried it, but it was like it was nice.
You imagine if you're sleeping though, Like, yeah, that was
the thing. But nobody ever peed when he put their
hands in warm water. Sucks well anyway. That from Indian
River County, Florida. That is Caleb Phillips, who had no
idea how a container of meth got in his underwear
and under his junk while he was already in jail.

(19:11):
Next time we travel together, I know what I'm doing. Yeah,
and that is today's raid. Nick was myth right in
that past. Oh yeah, that's me.

Speaker 9 (19:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
We were going into the after party for Joe Koy.
Like there was a right across from the arena where
Joe Koy was performing. This past Friday was the official
after party. So we go in there and I hate venues.
I hate venue people. They're so annoying. We had these
wrist bands that were supposed to get you into the area,
like the area that was like all you know, portioned

(19:47):
off for the official Joe Coy party. They had no
idea what these wristbands were. They have to call and
everybody's so important, just like they stand around and yeah,
they think like they're going already like some really valuable thing,
you know. It's like, dude, it's just a club, a
couple of books. Yeah. So anyway, finally they figure out

(20:08):
what these wristbands are. Okay, come on in. Uh, and
it's Vegas. Everybody's walking around with a drink already, a
drink that you already purchased on property. Yeah, and they
won't let you in with that, so you got to
finish that outside. So we're standing outside. We finished that.
We finally, uh you know, it was a fresh drink,
so you know, down we Yeah, so we get back

(20:28):
in line and we turn around, like, wait where did
Greg go? Greg is headed down the escalator. I go
some calling Greg, where are you going? They wouldn't let
him in because he had a vape in his pocket. Yeah,
and I couldn't and I had gotten in before that. Yeah,
like who cares. And I thought, it's in Vegas, weird.
We'll smoke cigarettes, but not everybody cigarette.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
That was very strange.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, probably Like just because you have a pack of
cigarettes on you doesn't mean you're smoking them. I could say, like, okay,
you can't vape in here, but you can't even bring
that in here. Greg, what did I tell you to do?
You said to throw it away and then you would
know that was That was the second option. The first
option was I said this to I said to tuck
it up under your jrunk.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
I did, I said, I said, sometimes it works, put.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
It along the side of your leg, like right under
your bag. That I should have done that.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
Yeah, and then put it in your mouth after whatever,
it's his own nuts.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
It's me, it's his own nuts.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
If I was a dog, i'd lick myself. No, I
should have done that. Should have just like tucked it
underneath the easy enough bag. Yeah, in the underwear.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
Because we saw you and you were on the phone
and you seem like you're in a serious conversation. We
go downstairs and Greg's on the phone. I'm like, what's
what this conference call? But you guys were talking to
each other in.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Correct, trying to locate it, figure out what was going on.
I turn around. He's already like three quarters the way
down this escalator, I know, and I'm like, I'm trying
to like get he's moving fast.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
And then when you offer to like what are those
things cost? I'll just buy it off throw away, And
I said, no, you don't understand. I need the actual thing.

Speaker 8 (21:55):
Yeah, it's his Dumbo feather.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, you can't find another vapor in Vegas, but now
that one's really cool. It's black on black. Yeah, we're
gonna take a quick break. We'll come back. Gina's gonna
have the trending news headlines next here on The Woody Show,
Ladies and Gentlemen, they just announced this morning this Lincoln
Park show at Dodger Stadium Wow, which is happening September

(22:20):
of next year. It's a Saturday, September thirteenth is the
date Queen's the Stone Age is going to be playing.
That's going to be a huge show, definitely. Yeah. So
the tickets, the pre sale tickets I guess, are next
week Monday through Wednesday. Then there's something else on Thursday,
I believe is at the general on sale General on

(22:41):
sales next Thursday. Yeah, you got the Lincoln Park Underground
pre sale. But we're gonna have just a ton of
tickets to give away, including this morning. So at seven
point fifty, we'll give you a chance to win those
Lincoln Park Dodger Stadium tickets. We've also got the Alter
Ego tickets of course, plus that includes backstage passes to
go meet the Offspring. We're giving away that Comic Con

(23:02):
cruise on Instagram.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
A lot happening.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah, at the Woody Show for the Comic Con cruise.
We're also given away passes to be in the TCL suite,
which like food beverages, like one of those luxury suites. Yes,
at Sofi Stadium for the Chargers game, and I believe Menace, Gina, Sammy,
They're all going to be there.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
No crap, Cheena grad What about those news headlines?

Speaker 8 (23:30):
A lot happening. The race for control of the House
of Representatives is over and Republicans have won enough seats
to keep control. This completes the so called red wave
of the election, with Republicans winning the presidency, control of
the Senate, and the House. In other news, lots of
talk around the people President Trump is picking for cabinet positions.
He named Marco Rubio as his pick for Secretary of State,

(23:53):
Tulsey Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence, and Matt Gates
for Attorney General. And there's a new Senate majority leader.
It's South Dakota Senator John Thune.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I feel like we can like stop talking about all
this now, like it's been decided, Like we know who's controlling,
you know, we know who's controlling Congress, the Senate, the presidents,
Like all that stuff has been decided, so we can
move on. I think until like inauguration day. That might
be a quick little mention and then uh, yeah, we
get to go. We get to go back to right, you.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Can take our holiday break, come back to the inauguration
and move on.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
Well, some very sad news. Dave Coolier announced on The
Today Show that he's been diagnosed with stage three non
Hodgkins lymphoma, which I believe you have some kind.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Of my mom's got non Hodgkins, which there's no cure for.
They could put you in remission. My mom's been in
remission for you know, twenty plus years now. Wow, But yeah,
there's no there's no cure for.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
It, right, But twenty years that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
And there's so many more options now for treatments and
stuff compared to what she was diagnosed in two thousand. Wow,
and so there's so many new treatments now.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Oh well, thank god.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
It's it's not what it used to be. It's it's
more tricky than Hodgkin's lymphoma. Right, it's a blood cancer.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
I did hear that? Dave Coolier said he had already
had surgery. It has not spread to the bone marrow.
But what surgery would you do for.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
Blood cancer in the lymph nodes? I imagine, Yeah, it's
a lymph issue. It's well, I'll tell you it's a
blood cancer that starts in the lymphatic system. He said
he noticed his first symptoms a little over a month
ago when he came down with a cold, and in
the past he noticed the lymph nodes in his neck
and his armpits really swelling up when he was sick.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
So I imagine what happens. Yeah, Like, that's true because your
system is reacting. And so that's why, like the doctor
they'll they'll kind of feel under your neck. They always
they'll check your lymph nodes and whatever.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
Yeah, well, at the time he said he found something
in his groin. We actually have some audio as well.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
This is him on the Today Show.

Speaker 15 (25:48):
The onset of this growing lymphoma in my groin area
was very quick. So I said, something's not right. I
have a golf ball down here, and so we we
buy offset it. We took it out, and they said,
wish we had better news for you, but we need
to get you into chemotherapy right away.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Then we had another hurdle.

Speaker 15 (26:07):
We had to find out what the staging was, and
so they went into my phone marrow. We got good
news that day that it hadn't spread. At that point,
the curability rate went up to ninety plus percent, So
it's very treatable.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yeah, treatable, curable, not in this so much. You beingbered
like my mom's on college at this point, told her like,
look now, like this is not what you're going to die.
You'll die from something else, but it won't be from this.

Speaker 8 (26:32):
That's incredible considering like you said, I believe that non
Hodgkin's lymphoma is a scarier diagnosis.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Than hodg Yeah, so that's still not great. Yeah, either way,
you don't want to.

Speaker 12 (26:45):
Either, but no, he has like two sisters and his
mom all die of cancer.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
Yeah, and literally, there is not a nicer guy on
the planet.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Really is the best? He don't ask. Lannismore said, right,
but I think they're source material. I think it's cool
now though. Yeah, and she was very I mean she
did go down on him in the theater, that's what
we hear.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
He Uh. Not only is he just a super nice guy,
but he does a bit called celebrity fart sounds, and
you can pick any celebrity in any situation and he
will do their fart. So we may have to have
him in.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Looks like the election results have gotten a lot of
women worried about their birth control options. Since Trump's win,
there have been a huge spike in sales of morning
after pills and other emergency contraceptives online, and we're talking
a massive jump. Some companies saw their sales go through
the roof, with increases of one thousand percent in just

(27:42):
one day after the election. Some women are reportedly stocking
up just in case Trump's administration decides to make these
things harder to get.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
But are you talking about Plan B or are you
talking about birth control. Plan B is not I mean
it is.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
It's it's like, can use it as birth control.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, birth control is to keep you
from getting pregnant. The first place is Plan B is
birth control. I guess Plan B is kind of birth
control because you're trying to keep it the fertilization from happening.
But that's why I got to take it with a
certain amount of time.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
And from what I understand, it's like taking a handful
of birth controls pills at once.

Speaker 12 (28:19):
Your days just to force you to have your period
right now exactly.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
And because of this, a lot of folks are taking
that better safe than sorry approach when it comes to
reproductive health.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Good, why is that a bad thing? I will load
up on the birth control.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Funny you say that the old.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Toilet it's better than abortion, right, Like who wants to
go through.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
Be a hoarder. I have seen women on Facebook say
stop hoarding all of it. You know there's going to
be a run on this stuff and people are actually
gonna need it.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
But can you can you have I mean the Plan B.
I guess you could because you just go to the
you know, the pharmacy for that. Well, it's over the counter,
right Plan B Yeah, yeah, birth control is still by prescription. Yes,
so your doctors you can't hoard that because you have
to get the prescription. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
And I don't think in all states you can get
Plan B over the counter. I might be wrong about that,
but that's that's the thing, like when it's not when
things aren't nationally regulated and go state by state, I
think that's when it gets a little little sticky. So
people are just being careful. Oh, this is a very
sad and actually kind of aggravating. There's a story in

(29:25):
the news today about this plus size chick who bought
an extra plane ticket because she size.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Some fat chicks on a plane, Okay, go ahead, a
plus size.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Well, she's plus a plus the regular.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
I hate that some fat chicks on a plane got
lady the size of a normal person plus another person.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
A zoftig, puffy, marshmallowy lady.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Like plus size is one of those terms that I
find annoying. Really Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Like Greg's definition, you plus another.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
I know you don't have to say fat chick, plus
size sounds so it just sounds so lame.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
A hefty, hefty lady.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah, it's a lot, big chick, a huge.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
Bitch, large marge. She bought a ticket because she was
anxious about her weight, so she bought two tickets. Okay,
that's right, a huge bitch did that.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
But the Delta.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Then Delta took the seat away from her because they
had overbooked the flight. She was trying to do the
right thing, but they said, oh, you have to contact
customer service to be reimbursed. We're not taking care of
They sold the seat that she bought for herself and said, yeah,
you figure it out. Apparently, only Southwest and Alaska airlines
offer more accommodating policies for passengers who need extra space.

(30:40):
Most other airlines make passengers pay for the seats ahead
of time, but like this can snatch them away after
they've already been paid for it.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Okay, if they if they gave you the extra seat,
like you mentioned those airlines that make accommodation, Okay, we
have this extra seat, we're gonna we're gonna put you here. Okay, fine,
and they sell the flight. Yeah yeah, because you're a
huge bitch. That's a huge fit, right, so they overseell
the flight. I can see they could take that seat back.
But when you've purchased it never cares. And I don't

(31:07):
care if somebody purchased it because they want to keep
their bag there, it doesn't matter during the flight, or
they want to have a little extra room to turn sideways.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
Or do they want to have bought it?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yeah, they bought it, so like what does it matter
if someone's actually sitting there. It's still a revenue seat, Like,
it wasn't a discount. They didn't pay less for it,
they found full fare.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
Snop.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah that's not cool.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
So hopefully that will get them to change their policy.
So Amazon taken on rivals like Shean and Timu and
of course MENACE's favorite TikTok shop with new discounted storefronts
called Amazon Halls. You can get it through the Amazon
App or on the website by searching Hall and like
haul exactly, and it does not require Amazon Prime membership. Basically,

(31:47):
this is what is it's designed for. Yep, that's it.
It's designed for shoppers looking for more affordable items, usually
things are between a dollar and twenty dollars, and to
encourage larger prices, there offering discounts based on how much
you spend orders over twenty five bucks will get free
shipping and take around one to two weeks, so you're

(32:08):
not getting that Prime yeah delivery.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
But although did you just had a problem with the Prime?

Speaker 12 (32:13):
Right?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Still Prime?

Speaker 8 (32:14):
I literally just bought and Greg, you've been through this
and that's what the.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Last five purchases on Amazon, I would say.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
I went on Prime. I do Prime only because you know,
mama's got to get this in a hurry. And it
said it would be here by today. And then I
bought it and I paid for it.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
It said the day changes.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
It says arriving by November twenty first.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah, even though even though before you buy it, it says, yeah,
you'll have this by tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
Exactly a little bait and switched.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
But because you used Prime, but you have a Prime
membership and he didn't pay. You didn't pay anything extra
for the shipping, right.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
No, but it tells you in advance, will it no, okay,
so make sure you didn't pay.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
I'm kind of thinking it was like a fat check
on the plane. Yeah, she bought the seat, like if
you bought the expedited thing and they told you that was
a date.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
But in a way I did because that's what the
prime membership understand and that it says once they get
your cash, like you'll get it when you get it,
right right, Yeah, so I'll keep you posted on that.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Did what is it stupid?

Speaker 8 (33:12):
We're going to this little kid's birthday party on Saturday
and do you guys know what, well maybe Menace knows
what this is. You know what the v Bucks you know.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Yeh box are from Fort heard of of course you
need to.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
V Bucks, which I didn't know what they were. They're
just like stuff from there.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
I remember your son was into that.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
Oh yeah. And then just for fun, they had a
T shirt in the same category that says like this
dude needs his v Bucks with like a little controller.
I was like, we'll throw that in just as you know,
so he's not just getting a piece of paper that
has a you know, v Bucks number on it.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Shirt not coming week. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
I thought it would be a cute little extra, because
no kid just wants a card even if there's you know,
money in it. A little gift in there too.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
But not to get dramatic, but isn't that kind of illegal?

Speaker 8 (33:54):
You'd think?

Speaker 7 (33:54):
So?

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Right, Like you click on something I recently bought an
I broke my razor switch. Yeah, and it says, hey,
if you buy this now, you'll get it by tomorrow.
So I click it, buy it, and then it says
the second I buy it, yeah, it'll be there in
five days.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
And let me add to that. I forgot to mention.
I said, well screw this, and I was going to
refund it. You know, I'm not going to get it
in times. Who cares? It says refund ineligible.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
That does seem illegal. Yeah, at that part that you
should be able to cancel it.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
Yeah, it's gonna be.

Speaker 11 (34:25):
Yeah, I'm sure there'll be some lawmaker that it wants
something from Amazon exactly, because clearly it hasn't shipped yet.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Yeah, you've just purchased it. They changed the DA immediately,
so then you just canceled it like nothing's happened.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Not eligible for a refut.

Speaker 11 (34:38):
It's going to affect somebody of importance exactly, and then
it's gonna they're gonna regulate that, kind of like what
they did with a lot of the websites where you
have to show everything up front, not the fees.

Speaker 8 (34:48):
Yes, no hidden fees exactly. Somebody with more power than
we do didn't like their uh, their purchase afterwards.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
I just don't think you can have a promise before
you purchase something and then the minute you purchase it,
all that goes out the way.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
It's just it's just not good practice. I mean, yeah,
I've gotten screwed on things where I've I've purchased something
and then you're tracking it and it gets caught up
in one of the stages in the distribution, and then
it gets yeah, and then it gets delayed. Your shipment's
been delayed. Sending that notification your shipment's been delayed. Man,
I have had so many packages lately from UPS and
from the United United States Postal Service telling me that,

(35:23):
you know, uh, my package is stuck at the warehouse
and the right so they need like my social Security
and number and then a routing number and a bank
account number. Yeah. So I've I've been sending I've been
sending those out and I still haven't gotten my packages
in the.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
Prince ask you for it.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
I'm not sure what's happening. That's what's going on, all right,
Thank you, Gina. Quick break more what he showed next,
Hang on to the shop back in the.

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I didn't know about it. Menace mentioned it to me.
He goes, Oh, they're opening one right out by you
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was just announced earlier this morning. It's happening on Saturday,
September thirteenth, and you can win those tickets from us
at seven fifty this morning. And this is pretty cool, man,
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(37:26):
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(37:48):
who I'm very excited to meet. I thought she was great. Yeah,
and I saw that show at the Forum.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
She's got pipes man.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Yeah, I'd never heard of her until at Lincoln Park
announced her as the new lead, saying her and she
was fantastic. I'd heard of her band that she was
in Dead Sarah. Yeah, never heard the music. I be.
I heard that. I heard that name before. So that's
pretty cool. It's gonna be great. Yeah. So a lot
of Lincoln Park stuff coming up. Plus we got alter
Ego tickets today. We got an alternative income keyword first

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one of the day, just after six am. I just
freaked out, thinking, oh god, September thirteenth, Did I write
the wrong day down? But no, it's November. Yeah, yeah,
it's a little ways off. Yeah, you got time. What
is something odd that you find attractive? People were asked
that question. Some really random stuff on here. People with

(38:40):
good posture made the list. Also, yes, when men build
fires and stuff, this woman said, it trigger something primal
in my brain, like this person can help me survive,
I make fire, take care of you. Someone's voice when
they have a cold that's uncomfortable to me. It makes
me uncomfortable. Collar bones or underrated, somebody said one of

(39:04):
the most beautiful parts of the body. Never gave it.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Yeah, I like a nice collarbone.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Real men and women like, what is it about the.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
It's I don't know, it's just it's I don't know
what it is.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
It's sixty, okay.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
I think if you can see somebody's collar bone, it
means they're thin. Something you said that you found found
it tried to like.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
The nasal labial, nasal fold, you have my attention. I
think they also maybe they call them smile lines, like
the little folds that go from your nose to the
corners of your mouth.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
So she's pointing to it's a point like you know,
to either side of the outside of your nostrils, and
it goes like underneath your your cheeks.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
And I like those pronounced on.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Said people with unique physical characteristics, unusual noses, in perfect smiles,
crooked teeth, freckles, bigger ears, birthmarks, visible vein, sexy tendons.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
Interesting, that's so weird.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
I think if somebody's lying down and they still have
good posture, that's attractive.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
What what do you mean because when I lie down
on like a question mark and cover, you're good pasture?

Speaker 5 (40:15):
All right? Uh? Women who actually read books in their
free time. Sure, and this is the one. I made
a note about this one asthma. When someone whips out
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Speaker 2 (42:04):
Joe the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Pretty pretty ular. I got to talk, I gotta tell
what I'm all right, Welcome back everybody. Hey, it is
Thursday morning. Man. People are lining up in Australia. How's
their POSI for this rare chance to see and smell

(42:29):
this unusual plant. It's called the corpse flower. Oh yeah,
that very famous.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
It blooms like once every however.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Ten years, once every ten years. I don't know that.

Speaker 8 (42:40):
Literally, it smells like death.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
It and it only lasts for twenty four to forty
eight hours, and when it's bloomed, it gives it just
a putred they called a putrid stench.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
Oh, get in line for that.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
It's to attract you know, beetles and flies, you know pollinators. Yeah,
and that's why people are currently lined up to smell it,
even though most say it makes some gag and smells
like a dead possum. I've been hearing about this since
I was a kid, and it's huge. There was something
that popped up on my Instagram feed, and I'm blaming
my friend Tony and Morgan these days for the stuff

(43:13):
that just randomly shows up, weird stuff, weirdly upsetting stuff. Yeah, well,
because this one thing and this delicacy. Apparently in some
places they were eating chicken butts excuse me, yeah, and
and chicken butts, like yeah, chicken go on Instagram type
in chicken butts and like they'll prepare them, but you

(43:34):
have to do it in a certain way because you
can get really sick. And apparently like when you bite
into it, the smell is just god awful. But these
people insist on eating it and I think to myself,
why why there's other things to eat?

Speaker 11 (43:51):
Yeah, this is why the caveman days where you had
to use every piece.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Yeah, if you've ever been to a White Castle, they
sell chicken rings and people always made the joke those
are just chicken Buttholesous are delicious. They don't smell bad,
They're delicious. Do you shout out to White Castle? Do
you mean the thing that looks like a heart, like
some people call it the Pope's piece? Is that what
you mean?

Speaker 7 (44:14):
No?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
No, this thing also, this thing almost looks like you
know when they shave down a coconut to make it
into a drink. Yeah, you know what I mean, like
a coconut water kind of thing where they've taken all
the outside of it off. It kind of looks like that,
but you could see the chickens butthole on the end
of it, almost like a conch, you know what I mean,
Like you like one of those shells that you hold
up to your.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
This popped up.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Did I save it? I don't know. Can I say
this is not because of me? That's the type of
videos I send you, I know, but I think because
of the videos that we share back and forth, with
each other. Yeah, I think this is the stuff that happens.

Speaker 8 (44:46):
Probably.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Yeah, I blame though. Yeah, well Tony's not a helpful
at all. Yeah did I save it? I thought I did.

Speaker 8 (44:53):
I'm not loving these pictures.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
What's that? But is this right?

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Look like they're so they just chop off the Yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Hold on, hold on, go back to it again. Yeah, yes,
oh god, it looks like an alien.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Why it looks like a wasp nest?

Speaker 9 (45:16):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (45:16):
Why do you guys have that opening?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Oh my god, it popped up. I have a very
strong stomach, as you know. I could watch some pretty
hainous stuff. Oh you love hanous? Heinous is my face?

Speaker 8 (45:26):
You would need this?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Yeah? No, are you high? You're new Jesus Hell No,
I wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
But I thought you, you know, just to be adventurous.

Speaker 11 (45:35):
No venturous, that's hilarious. You wonn't even need gyros.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
It literally tastes like chicken more what he shows next?
Head up? We got some follow up things. What's something
odd that you find attractive? Uh? Somebody said, when someone
remembers the tiny details about me, like my coffee order
or my irrational fear of pigeons.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Very sweet.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
It's like just bang already. When someone is fascinated by
me enjoying things, genuine curiosity and engagement, weird little hobbies
or interests that I have. Somebody said math skills. I
never equate that with lowercase typers. What I guess when

(46:24):
you never used that's hot, it kind of bothers me. Actually,
lowercase typers and people who never use punctuation. That's my son.
That's not hot. That my son is not hot. Not hot.
When somebody gets really passionate about a niche topic that
they love, like you know, medieval ship buildings, you know,
migratory patterns of birds, things like that. I like that.

Speaker 8 (46:48):
I like when somebody is passionate about something and knows
about a weird subject.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
But that equates to attractiveness. That's are we talking about? Like, uh,
because I think it has to be physical or sexual, right,
Like you just that that's an attractive trait in a person.
That's true.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Yeah, yeah, you don't necessarily want to bang them. Yeah,
it's just like.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Them makes them more interesting. Yeah, like being kind to animals.

Speaker 17 (47:17):
Well.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
It is.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Me back me up.

Speaker 12 (47:22):
I mean yeah, but like Greg said, it's a must.
If you're not, then you're a psycho.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
It should be level. You're weirdo said when they're capable,
particularly if they do something without being asked yes.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
This woman says, I was telling my personal trainer how
I felt about my body after having a baby and
how weak my core felt. In a calm and measured voice,
he said, your body has done one of the strongest
and greatest feats you could ever do, bringing a child
into the world. Don't be so hard on yourself. And
from that day on I have loved him. From afar

(48:00):
mother Man's baby. Let's make another baby. Watch me be strong.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
In the morning, I.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Were into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. On this Thursday morning. It's November fourteenth, twenty
twenty four. Woody, that's Greg Gord you there's a menace.
What is up, Gina grad morning to you in morning.
We've got sea Bass, We've got Sammy phones are open

(48:31):
at eight seven seven forty four, Wooding. You can hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Mentioned a couple of times already, But today's
National Pickle Day.

Speaker 8 (48:40):
I'm National Pickle Day.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
According to one report, more than sixty seven percent of
all households eat pickles, and on average they purchased pickles
every fifty three days. And there was a question do
you ever drink pickle juice, which came up last hour.
Sammy said, you know you back backshot. Yeah, sort of
the pickleback shot. But I knew a woman who would

(49:03):
chug it from the jar like a drink. It's goodfferent
muscles are cramping. Somebody who does drink it says, uh,
pickle juice good source of electrolytes after a hard workout
and tasty. Yeah, skarliky No.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
I mean, it wouldn't be horrendous, but it wouldn't be
something I would go out of my way to drink.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Nah, not dog. I mean there's so many different pickle
beers now true, that's true. That sounds kind of appealing, and.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
You could pickle anything once you have all that juice left,
throw some other veggies in her an egg.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
One of my favorite appetizers. You can get to places
pickle chips, like fried pickles, but I don't like it
when they had they say fried pickles and they bring
out a fried spear. The little there's not there's not
enough surface area covered by fried goodness. Totally. We all
know who has the best pickle chips? Hooters so good

(49:58):
they Yeah, it's it's fits have some good ones. Yeah,
that's like a one off place in Saint Louis though
there's a lot of but there's a lot of places that.
There's a lot of places that offer that. Now it's
one of the that and the giant pretzels I find
there are on so many menus now on that big hook. Yes,

(50:19):
so we're gonna learn about somebody that that that that
you've seen on the genus found on on social media.
I guess he's on a bunch of different platforms. People
share his stuff. But it's a things about your pickle.

Speaker 8 (50:30):
Yeah, he's the pickle doc ye doctor Edward Zimmerman.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
So we're gonna learn about him. But then also because
it is pickle Day, we decided to see who was
the best pickle sniffer. All right, I think, thank you.
Well we all get a B and C didn't really
keep them. We each have yours juicy spear in each.

Speaker 8 (50:58):
Cup and they're all all different. They're all spears.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
One is incredible. Look how Misshape in that spirit. By
the way, I did see a commercial the other day
during football. It wasn't for like you can't get a boner.
It was because you've taken you've taken enough, uh, like
you know boner pills that now you've got a cook
or a curve that happened. Yeah, I forget what the

(51:25):
I forget what the the the medications called.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
Yes, and I've seen that and like in the commercial
they show like vegetables.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I haven't seen that. You are
absolutely right, but I haven't how much you've taken. But
like how many dudes already have like a kind of
like a dog leg. Yeah, not like not like we're
it's a super pronounced one, but some sort of curve.
Like most chicks have one boob that is bigger than
the other one, you know, one testicle that hangs lower

(51:53):
than the others.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
It's called disease. And I think that medicine is the flex.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Okay, it's supposed, I don't know, straighten your bone.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
Or something.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
At all. We're gonna see because National Pickle Day. Who
is the best pickle sniffer here in the room, amongst Gina,
Greg Menace and Sammy. I have a slight problem with
my cups. They're all labeled AD else have ABC, I
have let me give you give me. I'm sorry, I'm

(52:27):
not sure how that happens. A B, and.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
There we go.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
You would have done.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Great. So now Menace and Sammy are good. Yeah, okay,
So there are three cups, A, B, and C. They're
all spears, so he kept that consistent. One of them
is just a dill, the other one is the bread
and butter, and then the other one is the sweet
and spicy. Alright, alright, so I'd be honest, I never

(52:56):
even heard of bread and butter. Really, yeah, I kind
of haven't either. That is that a sweet sweet ish? Okay?

Speaker 8 (53:03):
Like it's a sweeter pickle than a like a kosher
told you.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Think like you didn't notice there was a difference in
taste between like from one pickle to the next. You know,
maybe I've never heard that term. Yeah, all right, okay,
I mean said anything pickle is disgusting. You're wrong. Pickle
juice is good for meat marinade.

Speaker 8 (53:24):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
That's good. Fine, Yeah, depends on what you're using, I guess.
All right, So go ahead, so A, you know, and
then and then uh, and then you just make your
guesses just write down your guesses. Powerful, Okay, I'm going
to this. Yeah, okay, wait, no, I'm not exactly. Once

(53:45):
I got confident with one, so I as I was
separating things out, I try to get a whiff of
each one to see if I would have put that
with the particular thing. I'm telling you it's more difficult
than you think. One of them spells like it's been
in somebody's or this already, and it's weird how different
they are. Yeah, now, Morgan, who do you think out
of the four people that I'm staring at here will

(54:05):
be the best pickle snifferm, I'm gonna go Sammy. Actually,
she says she likes pickles pikays, so her pick is Sammy. Yeah,
I'm thinking, like, uh, I do believe in not for
obvious reasons, but I think Greg because Greg's got a
really good palette. I like to think that.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Yeah, I almost went with that.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
I don't know. I think I'm gonna do. Well it
does Okay, I think I got it. You think you
got it? Yeah, I think I did. Let me know
when everybody's done with their guesses, I'm done. Okay, done, done, done, done.
All right, we'll start with you, Gina, Gina, what order
do you have? A?

Speaker 8 (54:41):
I have a dill okay, B, bread and butter, see
sweet and spicy.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Okay, our head. So that's Gina, greg Gory exactly the
same ATL B bread and butter, see spicy. Alright, menace.

Speaker 11 (54:56):
I put A as dil same and then B. Wait no,
I put bread and butter as A, and then dil as.

Speaker 10 (55:07):
B and then see spicy okay, and then sammy, I
had a as sweet and spicy b as bread and butter,
and see as dill.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Oh all right, you guys ready for the official order. Yes, yeah, okay,
pretty confident.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I know.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
I think we got this dil the blastic fresh packed
kosher dill spear was and cup a. Yeah that was
the one that spells like asked the most. Really, Yeah,
that's uh yeah, that's a yeah, straight kosher dill spears.

Speaker 18 (55:49):
It does.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Really.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
Yeah, just take so bad like grillas. This is not
your vibe.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Yeah, take take a bite of it. It's just a pickle.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
He spit out.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Really, he spit it out. Really.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
We don't because medicine. I don't like cooked pickles. I
think that's why no I eat them.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
I don't know why this. It just smells French, okay,
a very assy taste, not at all. So Greg and
Gina are in the lead. They both have a point.
B is the sweet and spicy. Yeah, and then C

(56:35):
is the bread and butter was spicy?

Speaker 8 (56:38):
Smelling spicy?

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Yeah? So B was the spicy one?

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Are you sure?

Speaker 5 (56:43):
I'm positive I wrote it on the jar even Yeah,
sweet and spicy is not bad. Yeah, sweet and spie.
That's the By the way, we got a lot of
good feedback on the famous Daves. I don't like the
sweet and spicy. Yeah, you don't like that one. I
thought you would like that one the best? Me too? Wait,
who makes the first one? So I make sure to
never buy a classic with the stalk. Yeah this is awful,

(57:06):
is it?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:07):
I thought I would. But it's not great. All right,
I don't like either like the deal. Well, the the
the only person, the only people that I got a
point in this whole thing. It's a tie between Gina
and Greg. Yes, I mean in one out of three
is not great. It's really not.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
I think it's a jew I do better hit pickle tasting,
But no.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Samity, do you want to drink the juice? You do
like the juice and I can drink it if it's
the dill.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
Just I'd like to see that.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Yeah, I would like I would like to see it.
I mean, because it's it's it's so pungent.

Speaker 8 (57:42):
Is gonna drink it right out of the You can
lift a jar pickles?

Speaker 13 (57:45):
Man?

Speaker 8 (57:46):
Should I do it the jar?

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (57:49):
Someone wants these pickles?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
How infected could you be? I don't want that?

Speaker 8 (57:52):
Here we go all right on the match.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Swig.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
Don't even let us get it's not gross.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
But she doesn't like bacon, which is I'm not going
to do it.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
But I could drink the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (58:08):
Nigma pickles.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
All right, Well there got one. They're trying to figure
out who is the best pickle sniffer. Apparently none of
us are all that great. Yeah, all right. Somebody said
for dill pickles the only good ones classing.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
I agree.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
But I told you when I was at the store yesterday,
just a regular grocery store, they had glassic, they had.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
The store brand, and they had this famous daves Because
you have to.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Go to the refrigerated section, that's where you have gorillas, yeah, grillos.
And that was that where like clos would be closing grillos.
Bubby's all the really damn it refrigerated. I didn't know
that dills are all basically the same. They're very similar.
We're gonna take a quick break. You can relax now.
Somebody said, what a spectacularly boring and pointless second. Nick,

(58:54):
here's the thing. We're having fun. I'll break it to you.
That's all that mattered. We're the only ones that have
to be here, So yeah, we come first, but we're
gonna take a break, and then we're gonna introduce you
to the dick Doc of TikTok. He's got some pickle pointers.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
Oh yeah, that's a good way to put it.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Yeah, so if you have some questions about your pickle,
maybe the doc can answer it for you. Pickle Day,
we'll meet the doc. Gena's new uh. That's also on
social media. That's next here on the Woody Show.

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Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
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We got to have it. We have to agree that
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I keep thinking about I got to announce stuff. Kind
overwhelmed this morning. I don't know what's going on. Yeah,
and and things are like dis joined and weird and whatever,
but we're gonna get through it. And typically on a Thursday,
like things don't feel that way. But no, yeah, things

(01:02:01):
are things are weird today. Things are weird this week.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
I think I know why it is. They complicate giveaways
and promotions so much. Yeah, and we've added like three
different things. We got the comic Con cruise going on.
Menace is telling me about this suitet that we have
for the Chargers game. He's gonna be added, Wild Fork Foods.
We got all three go tickets they added in all
this Lincoln Park stuff. There's like four things.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Going three different pre sales. Yeah, to our Instagram. I'll
explain everything. Yeah. Yeah, so so anyway that'll be uh,
it'll be your chance to win. Now we have technical difficulties,
which I'm not sure what's going on.

Speaker 11 (01:02:34):
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Speaker 8 (01:02:44):
This is the show.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Welcome back. Hi. I realized talking about pickles is sexy
and all.

Speaker 11 (01:02:57):
I still got pickle taste from the first pickole on
my not I don't know why it is so weird
that overwhelmed you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
I've always liked plastic, but I see plastics getting some
some shade on the texts. I mean, Heinz pickles, mount Olives.
I found by the way, I found these other two
that only bought two because they're the giant ones Van Holtons.
Have you ever heard of them. This one's called the
Big Papa, and this one's called Hot Mama, And it's

(01:03:29):
got a like a cross dressing pickle on the front
of them.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
That is a hot Mama.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Those are the ones that kind of the fair.

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
Yeah, it's like gas station fair deli pickle the best.
I don't think I've ever had one of those from a.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Bag a Van Holton.

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
Last time I was at the fair, they had kool
Aid soaked pickles that looked discoing.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
I gotta tell you, I know it sounds vile, not bad,
the acidic and the fruity. It actually is pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Yeah, looked disgusting. We're gonna meet this guy, he's called
the Dick Doc of TikTok in just a couple of minutes,
and he's gonna have some stuff about some advice for
your pickle yeah, that's right, fellas. But there's another doctor warning.
And I've never understood the people if you're hiding, that's
one thing. The people that go to the bathroom and

(01:04:17):
they hide there like a guy, a dad, will you know,
go disappear into the bathroom just to kill time, especially
when you have little kids, and it's it's weird because
dad doesn't take a half hour to take a dump
anymore once the kids are of a certain age. Yeah,
because they don't have to write. People do. But it's
so weird, Like there's some people that just take forever,

(01:04:37):
and I'm like, what are you doing in there? And
they they claim they're not just killing time, it's just
it takes for whatever reason, Like is there a problem
with your body? Is there a problem with with your
butthole or your guts? I don't know, like constipated, I understand,
you know, they're trying to grind one out some sort
of butthole problem.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
I don't know, But doctors are warning it's Sitting on
the toilet for more than ten minutes can lead to
health issues, including hemorrhoids, which we've heard about, weaken pelvic
muscles due to prolonged pressure on the blood vessels, and
so they advise limiting bathroom time and avoiding distractions like
your phone to prevent the straining and the muscle fatigue.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Wow, I'm screwed that because I'll go and be done
within let's say one minute, two minutes to.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Why you screwed? Because it's good.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
Then I continue to sit there playing the phone, just
sitting there and realized that, oh God, I've been in
here for you, but you're just sitting there over your stink. Yeah,
Like I flush and then you sit back down or no,
I just reached behind me. You never got up, you
get playing the slot machine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
I would never flush while i'm actually even if I
do a courtesy flush, I stand up flush because sometimes
you lift like splash, yeah like you yeah right, dude.

Speaker 11 (01:05:56):
I used to when I worked at the grocery store.
I would go into this one bathroom that was like
kind of under construction. They never fixed it, and I
was just going there and I would nap for like
good fifteen yeah yeah, on the.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Floor because no one was using it. Still under construction.
It's like brand new wors.

Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
The bathroom.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Yeah. Doctors saying persistent trouble or discomfort during bad movements,
could single underlying issues like IBS chrome. Okay, so that
I understand. Yeah, but you got.

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
Chrohnes or mostly you're just lingering, like Greg, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
I just lingered. Why would that lead to hemorrhoids.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
I don't understand that, I do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Yeah? Just wide it's the pressure. It's like chicks too,
are pregnant, they get hemorrhoids, you know, from being pregnant.
There's a lot more pressure down there, and so it
has some kind of it does something to the the
blood vessels. It's the pressure on the blood vessels that
cause them then to swell.

Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
This is not something I expected. I asked the Google
machine and it says the toilet seat's oval shape compresses
the button flowers the rectum relative to the rest of
the body. I did not see that coming.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Yeah, but if you have IBS or crohnes, things like that, Okay,
then yes, yeah, you'll be in there for You'll be
in there for a while. But just seems like there's
some people that just it's forever. I'll never forget. What
are you doing there?

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
Why this memory has burned in my head. When I
was a kid, our house in the bathroom. It had
Florida ceiling mirrors right next to the toilet. Man, I
was sitting to poop and I thought I had to,
but I guess I didn't, So I pushed so hard,
just going, and then in the mirror I could see
blood trickling out of my nose.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Stranger, Yeah, well you can pass out doing that. Yeah,
you could die.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
It happened in Sopranos.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
People burst like a blood, the blood vest on their eye,
all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:07:54):
Remember and Sopranos. That's how he died, remember on the
too hard Yeah, be careful, escaped death.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
We're gonna meet the dick Doc of TikTok for National
Pickle Day and it's all about pickle stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
For the fellas working on your pickle.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Questions about your pickle that will be next here on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
What are you thinking here?

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Is Sammy?

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
Okay, you're on the right track.

Speaker 19 (01:08:22):
It's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
Well, I'll talk something around here. And today we are
going to meet somebody that Gina has found on social media.

Speaker 8 (01:08:45):
You think you're outgoing messed up?

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Is this something just popped up in the st Sure did,
and now I'm obsessed.

Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
So thank you social media. This is doctor Zimmerman. He's
a medical director at this place in Vegas and he
works on pickles, on guy's pickles, and that's exactly how
he describes him. And he puts these videos up and
they answer all kinds of questions about the pickle. And
I pulled some choice one. I pulled a couple of
pickles that I thought we'd highlight for National Pickle Day

(01:09:11):
that may that are actually very educational.

Speaker 13 (01:09:13):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
His name is doctor what, doctor Edward Zimmerman, Doctor Edward
Zimmerman over at Aesthetic Revolution.

Speaker 13 (01:09:20):
Right here we go, doctor Zimmerman, the dick doc on TikTok.
Answer your questions about what happens to my pickle when
I lose weight? Well, if you lose a lot of weight,
more of your pickle may actually show because the fat
above the pickle goes away, although there could be some
extra skin that needs to be pulled up and trimmed off,
and more of the shaft of the pickle can show.

(01:09:41):
But what about your soldier itself. You lose weight everywhere,
and he can lose garth. That's why we're here, amongst
other things. So yeah, weight loss is great, and you
can show more of your pickle, but he may get thinner.
Hang in there, soldier, This is the dick doc on
TikTok giving you answers about weight loss and biggles.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
I break you guys out. You lose in gain weight
in your penis good. You can't win, can't win.

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
Really, that was going to freak.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
You can't win because that weight loss thing says more
of it shows. I don't believe that.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
I believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
It's not you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
It's like your your male fu fat up penis.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Are doing two inches. No, yeah, your pubic mound will
go down. You'll you'll there. Therefore, it's like a the
same thing they say about pubes, like your pubes. It's
like trimming the hedges around the surprised. The reduction malepa
is not like a bigger thing in plaster surgery. Really, yeah,
I mean you lose weight, it's you know, there's less

(01:10:42):
of it. Yeah yeah, but but but you go through
all this effort to lose weight and then you suffer
that ignity not worth it. Yeah, it's totally not worth it.

Speaker 8 (01:10:52):
I hate to break it to you guys, but it's
not just a girth issue. Apparently, it's also a pickle
alignment issue, as the doctor will.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
Tell pickle alignment. Yeah, I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 13 (01:11:03):
Zimmerman the Dick Doc on TikTok and answering Fluffy's question
about can your weight impact alignment. If there's a lot
of fat pushing down on the dorsal penile ligament of
your Richard, it's changing the angle of the pool shot,
so you can't line up as easily for relations, and
too much pushion for the pushing makes Richard a shorter

(01:11:24):
effective guy. That's the answer on impact of weight on
relations from the Dick Doc on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I understand like the lining up part curve, but you
just I don't know. You just move it and jam
it in that exact jelly and jam.

Speaker 8 (01:11:40):
Don't you think he could do like a doctor Seuss
book about penile alignment if you're Richard and the shaft.
But don't fear you, guys, he is here to help you.
You can get pickle implants.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
We've heard one there. There's a guy that came in
it had like a pickle surgery.

Speaker 11 (01:12:02):
A surgeon that liked to the show. And then so
the doctor came into it with one of his patients.
He dropped troling here. Yeah, been more jealous.

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
Oh well that's the thing. Apparently it works, and this
is how it's done.

Speaker 13 (01:12:19):
On talking about pickle implants. If you make a two
inch in decision somewhere up here, and you take a
selastic form about like a tube of toilet paper, a
toilet paper roll, cutting half, slide it under the skin.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Sew this up.

Speaker 13 (01:12:37):
Richard is always going to look a little longer, a
little lighter, but there's always something under his skin. This
is a dick doc on TikTok talking about things to
get under your skin.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Yeah, it was. It was weird.

Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
Wait so is it always erect?

Speaker 13 (01:12:51):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
No, it's like bendable little just we saw it flaccid
and it was it was impressive. Have have you guys
ever heard about and I know some like porn dudes
do this. They cut like there's a tendon or something.
Maybe it's not a no, it's not it's not a rod.

(01:13:13):
But basically you're you're Johnson is kind of tethered in
a way almost like you you know, you tie a
boat up and when you cut this particular thing so there,
your your unit will never stand up it'll get erect,
but it won't pop up anymore. So you're you're rock solid,
but it's just hanging down.

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
So why would you want that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Because you're a better shower, not worrying, but when.

Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
When you're not, so it's just hanging longer. Yes, then
there's no big finality, there's no big the prestige, the real.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
No, because the reveal is good because I'm pretty sure
it's real. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
It's suspensory ligament division surgery.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Yeah, so you just you just untether your Yeah, no,
I would. I don't know if it's gonna depends use it. No,
I don't think it's the fact it just doesn't show.
It just doesn't stand up. It still gets like rotted up.

Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
But you just have to you know, littleman isn't pulling
back on it to bring it up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
It's like a like a curtain, like it's kind of
holding your.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Back, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
I would say no, and I can't explain why. But
too graphic. But it would require getting in positions that
are difficult. If it's just facing down.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Well you can you can, you can move it up.

Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
It's your hand.

Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
Yeah, Well I can't say it. I don't think you
can't say it. If it's erect, you could move it up, yes,
from your hand. No, I understand, but you would have
to bend it, would No, you don't bend it. No, No,
I understand what you're saying. But I'm saying like, yeah,
but like the same way, like when you have a boner,
you can still move it around.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
You can have it left, right, up and down. No,
not in the middle of it. No, but like from
the base, it's still move the base. There's still a
hinge that moves from the base. So even if you
get like rotten up, but it's like down like this,
Greg right, Yeah, you can still move it like this.
You can still rot it up. Okay, I'm still you
can't bend it in the middle. You wouldn't do that
any well, unless you have an elbow put in. I'm

(01:15:15):
still saying resounding hell, yeah, you can put an elbow
on it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
No way.

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
Well, I know nobody in this room has this problem.
I I'm sure of it in my heart. But there
is such thing as having a micro pickle. And if
you're ever wondering, how, yes, so sad, how small you
have to be to be considered micro. He'll tell you, Okay,
maybe we are then, because who knows what the you're

(01:15:42):
gonna find out?

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
And they talk about b M I right, like somebody
who looks like they're fitt, Like, well, technically you're overway
and you're like, what how so maybe technically a micro
Who knows, let's be the ideal we're going to find
it five, let's let's let's learn TikTok.

Speaker 13 (01:15:59):
And your questions about kirks, you know, they're not a
big deal. But in the scheme of things, a micropickle
is an adult erection that's only three inches tall. Anything
less than three inches is considered a micro pickle. Doesn't
matter what the diameter is. It's actually pretty rare and
it's caused by a lack of hormone support in utero

(01:16:22):
during the third trimester of pregnancy. The diac on TikTok
talking about small things.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
So it's your mom's fault. It is three inches, but
three inches at attentions.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
Human Jesus, I think they said the average size is
five or.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
And that the iPhone changes all the time, but like
just the regular iPhone. Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's the
average you have what the pro No, I have the
regular one, the max, the first Ipadeah.

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Well, I hope everyone feels a little smarter and a.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Little last one made me feel nice. That was good God.
And a caveat for the implant that we saw, the
penile implant that we witnessed in the studio. He admitted
he was big to begin with. Yes, so it's extra.

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
Was he like an adult film?

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
He was very shy. Just a cool guy, you know,
and a lucky guy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Woody show.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
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(01:17:51):
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Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
Jump right into it. It's time for this week in audio.

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
Well, the new trend now thanks to the Golden Bachelor
Bachelorette is apparently everyone's going crazy for old ladies having sex.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Oh goodie.

Speaker 9 (01:18:15):
You know, we went through the zombie phase a few
years ago house zombie shows. Now there's a thousand old
ladies having sex shows also.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Looking Look how popular our version of Golden Bachelorette. What's
doing it? Yeah? Really? I mean, you know, quite the
influence of the show The Needle. So now Netflix is joined,
my needle. Netflix is joining.

Speaker 9 (01:18:32):
They have a pseudo reality show where they find old
ladies and old men and they set up on dates.

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
It's called what's it called The Later Daters? The Later Daters.
Here's the trailer that just came out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
All right, I've been married twice.

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
Husband number one fell asleep with a cigarette and burnt
the house.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Downs number just did too. Now an you want to
go out with me?

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Oh it's a very that's a very gummy baja.

Speaker 9 (01:18:57):
Yeah, honest question. Do ladies are ladies at agel able
to have sexual relations?

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 18 (01:19:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
Why not? Because they don't produce the right Uh there's
help for that, yeah, produce what like enough natural? But yeah,
but that's why you bring in like either.

Speaker 11 (01:19:15):
Spit on it yea or store or k y drug start.
I think Diddy can figure it out. Yeah, baby oil.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Yeah, you not have to worry about it breaking down
the latex of the condom, because when it's an old lady, like,
what do you do get a pregnant?

Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
Well, okay, let's say you're using artificial again, to go
further in this, let's say you're using artificial you know
stuff dampness, but there other things go down go on
down there to make it more accepting to the the gentleman.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
The the gentleman. So you can't just fake that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (01:19:47):
Yeah, it's it gets warmer, it gets wider, it gets looser,
it does, is that right, It's not just the the
actual act.

Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
You mean, the muscles aren't quite as tight, right, right, right,
there's kegels for that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
That sounds great, so well they could still.

Speaker 11 (01:20:05):
Yeah, sea bests trying to say that guys don't grow
down there, so there might be an issue too much room.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Not that either, Like no, I, what he's trying to
say is he's dancing around it too much and he's
not making any sense. So there's not natural lubrication going on.
So okay, you substitute k y for that. But the
other things that would happen is like when a woman
is getting turned on, blood flow producing natural lubrication. When
they're you know, younger, not dried up like that. Other

(01:20:33):
things would happen where like there would be like like
the the the area is preparing itself for entry. Yeah,
so like uh okay, the not okay. The question is
how do you substitute for that? I don't think you
need to. Why would you need to?

Speaker 11 (01:20:49):
I don't think it is Okay, it's called tequila and martini.
All right, Well, I guess I have to go hook
up with some eighty yearls.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Because the way the way you're talking aout, it's kind
of selling it for a guy like okay, well if
you know, if it's more like tat, yeah, what's what's
wrong with that? Might be too toughs what I'm saying.

Speaker 19 (01:21:09):
But how could that happen If you're saying there's it's
not ready, That's what.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
I'm saying, it's not ready, it's not The lube would
take care of that. I got very confusing.

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
You've never loved yourself into a tight space.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
I've never had two. Yeah, there's eighty year old because
they're so dry there, so yeah, they're they're so ready
for like a backdoor I'm taking like a backdoor situation
for that, sure, absolutely, but that's not I'm out of
that game. That's we talked about this.

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
Yeah, man's game.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Well that's it's once and then yeah, you do it
like I've been skydiving, right, I did it. It's like yeah, yeah,
curiosity satisfy the same thing. Yeah, I don't need to
go back. You liked that.

Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
This week in audio or old Ladies having Sex, there's
a new twenty four years later, there's a new Bridget
Jones movie. Really, yes, my thought exactly. It's called Mad
About Out the Boy Here.

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
It is all right old twenty eight. Oh, I'm just
I'm twenty nine. Did you have sex?

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Did you have sex?

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Did you up?

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (01:22:13):
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:22:14):
I had a full night of utterly mind blowing sex
and it was amazy. Oh god, but that is fifty
five year old Renaise Elwigers.

Speaker 9 (01:22:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:22:29):
I've never seen a Bridget Jones.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
Movie, neither of I didn't know she had a British accident.

Speaker 9 (01:22:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:22:35):
I watched one for the first time recently, and I
did not enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
Really, I was your I would thought, yeah, this is same.

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
I would have thought that too, but I just wasn't
a fan. I just remember the scandal of her having
to be quote unquote fat for the movie, and she
was like, she gained like fifteen pounds like.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
Hard but in the movie.

Speaker 9 (01:22:56):
So she's got like some eight and ten year olds,
which again for a fifty five year old, that makes sense.
And then I guess Colin Firth dies. All this is
on the trailer, so no spoilers. Colin Firth dies and
she has to go like hunting around the twenty year
old pool.

Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Is that the only option?

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:23:10):
Yeah, this week in audio or old ladies having sex? Oh,
this is a Whoopy Goldberg. She's taken over the picture
that first woody. Oh, she's taken over the Oprah Favorite
Things slot. I guess even though still does it. Whoopoe
does one for her birthday or she listens, these are
the things I like for my birthday. And she had
a big wheel of cheese. She likes this particular type

(01:23:31):
of cheese, and I'm on the wheel of cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
Man. It's just like a little sketching of Whoope's face.
Oh delicious. And here's Whoope's response to that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
I always want in my face on cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
I like to be even from Tom to Tom good God, yeah,
oh god upsetting. Those are words which you never want
to hear it. That's Dayton Network TV.

Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
That's shocking.

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
Killed your bone right there, sixty nine years old. Wiopie
Gilberg was Pagiana in the Minutes Yourank Wheel.

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
Yeah all right, So enough of the old ladies having sex,
right you know that? Yeah, here's a dudes having sex.
Greg Okay, all right, grass clip is going around the internet.
This is you know, Denzel Washington. He's in this new
Gladiator too, apparently going to be quite good. Actually I've
heard very positive things. But he was interviewing something called Gayety,

(01:24:34):
and they this came.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Out, how gay is the Roman Empire.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
I actually kissed the man in the film, but they
took it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
They cut. I think they got chicken. I kissed the
guy full on the lips and they I guess they
weren't ready for that yet.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
I'm doing this. You're leaving it then? Yeah? Seriously, Yeah,
I mean I did that for nothing, and we're doing
way more than kissing. Maybe that was something like it
was Ryan Murphy behind the scenes. Like one of the
headline Murphy. One of the headlines this week was that
Denzel Washington was going to retire, which everybody's going to
retire at some point that should die on the job.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
But he was like, yeah, I have this movie and
then this movie, and then we do a.

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
Project for this person, and then this person, then this person,
and I'm wrapping up with this and then I think
I'm done. That's like eight more movies. Yeah, this is
not like this movie that's coming out is the last one.
Five years from now, I'll be done. He was going
to do Black Panther. Yeah, yeah, he was doing that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:31):
He's also sixty nine and still looking fough.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
He got a while, but I guess for this new
Glidator movie Tall Drink of Water. I mean he doesn't
have to work, No, he didn't, just choosing. It's like,
oh yeah, speaking of Whoopi Goldberg, what was that thing
this week? There she was like on the show and
oh yes, So she was talking about how she, you know,
people are She's got.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
It tough like everybody else does out there.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Yeah, she feels that too, and.

Speaker 8 (01:25:57):
I appreciate that people are having hard time.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Me too. I work for a living. If I had
all the money in the world, I would not be here.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:26:07):
Okay, so your viewers, because you wouldn't be there if
you didn't have to and also lie to them.

Speaker 9 (01:26:14):
I mean, I work for a listen and Greg says
he wouldn't be here if if he had all the
money in the world, and I believe him, but he
also like but it's also a hollow thing for whooped
to say that because she could have retired ten.

Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
Years tens of millions of dollars, give me a break.
So we think she was very responsible with her money.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
Isn't she an ego? Spent much money? She's got stupid money,
famous for forty years working for he got money, goes money. Well,
we're gonna take a We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll come back.

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
We got some more of the week in audio.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
You made it and just in time, all right, So
going through and checking out some of this.

Speaker 9 (01:26:55):
Week in audio or lady news thankfully, my favorite type
of news is a feminist WNBA.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
You really proved it with your whole thing about like
having sex.

Speaker 9 (01:27:04):
And knowing how they work and cele Yes, thank you absolutely.
W NBA Rookie of the Year Caitlyn Clark. She was
at the LPGA pro am took a shot with about
I don't know, there's probably thirty people deep and they
line up right next.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
To the tea box. I know it makes me nervous,
very tight arrow. I don't know how much a profession
of a professional you are, Like it just seems very
They put up all the nets and stuff at hockey
games and baseball games, but like on golf, like you're
just sitting there.

Speaker 9 (01:27:33):
And there's there aren't a line of fire about about
the way you mentioned something there professional Boddy well pro
am is a professional and amateur, and that is certainly
what Caitlyn Clark is when she did this all right,
oh sliced it or I hooked it immediately left. Luckily

(01:27:55):
it was like barely.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Above head level. I don't think anyone lost it too.
And I don't blame her at all, Like, what do you?

Speaker 7 (01:28:02):
What do you?

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
I want to see Caitlyn Clark hitt a golf ball
dangerously close celebrity. Have you had anybody take you up? Yet?
He's looking for a three professional women's professional basketball players
and that has brought that up. The w b b
A players are trash, And I said, well play them.
Did I see best claims that he could beat them? Yeah,
either one on one.

Speaker 9 (01:28:23):
Right, one on one, I could beat probably any give me,
any active or retired WNB player, I could probably beat them. Okay,
but here's the thing that's not People will say, oh,
that's not real basketball. So okay, I'm wanting to go
three on three, so there's you know, passing and more
rebound things that.

Speaker 8 (01:28:36):
He's on your team.

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
I will I will take any two starting high school
basketball players, okay, because I I know, be the three
of you against three w NBA players.

Speaker 9 (01:28:49):
Current act, retired, whatever you can get your hands on,
and we will dominate them. Because like again, if you watch,
when you actually watch the w n b A, it
is so bad. It's a lot of under the rim,
terrible brick layups. The reason Kaitlyn Clark's so popular because
she can actually shootka to make the ball go in
the net.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Yeah, there's a there's an account on there's a there's
an account on Instagram. It's called it's called brick Center
like sports center. It's just in And I sent Sea
Bass a link to this yesterday because I knew he
was trying to say that he could beat these w
NBA checks and I thought, wow, you know what he
might be able to because there was a whole thing
on their post that said why the WNBA lost forty

(01:29:28):
million dollars this year, And it was a clip from
action directly from the championship series, the finals, the Finals,
New York versus whoever. It was spastic again under the rim.
It's like watching seriously, it was like watching my daughter's
choosing sixth grade her.

Speaker 8 (01:29:44):
It's weird though, because but really truly break it down
for you, because I don't understand, like, they are professional athletes.
They know how to play the game of basketball, So
why is it such a comedy of you know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
Error, Because it's it's brick after brick after brick, and
it's airball after airs watching an.

Speaker 11 (01:30:01):
So I understand the no dunking, but like, what about
you know, three pointers? Are you saying that, like they
just don't practice. That's no, no, that's where they actually
can compete. Again, Kaitlyn Clark does a good example of
this because she's a good actual like Steph Curry style
shooters the Championship game Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
But without dunkings.

Speaker 9 (01:30:19):
But that's the thing is, even when they go for layups,
it's it's the most ridiculous awkward unathletics. Like there's look,
even Angel Rees, who's very good by their standards. By
her layups are just the most awkward. They hit the
bottom of the rim all the time. So you want
to see what we're talking about. I just posted it
on our Instagram story, the video that I'm talking about.
You can watch some of the hot actions. I know, literally,

(01:30:41):
it's on our Instagram at the Woodie Show zero. About
the w n B A, I have two questions. Number one,
are they exceptionally tall the way that?

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Yes, for women? They are women between like five, like
five eight to six two on average probably.

Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
And then what you're saying, is this the reason why
we see in you know, sports updates, final score of
you know, bulls game might be like one twenty eight
to one twenty six. W NBA it's always like sixty
eight to sixty four.

Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
I don't know, I don't know. Let me see. They're
games in this same a little bit. They seem really
low scoring games. I think they're a little bit higher
than that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:13):
They Okay, they are. It's a shorter game, it's ten
it's ten minute correction instead of twelve. But also it's
it's brick Center, okay, and that's the account to brick Center.
So yeah, I get if you like if you are
you want to prove me wrong and shut me up.
WNBA players, how would you like to see it happen?
I don't think you could do it personally. To do it,
I'll take a D one call. I mean, you know
the best we can get. Like, personally, I don't think
he'd be able to do it, but I would sure like.

Speaker 11 (01:31:34):
To say, I know plenty, we know plenty of people
to have kids in high school basketball.

Speaker 9 (01:31:40):
Well again, I think I've told the story where a
girlfriend of one of my frat brothers, she played again
it was college basketball D three, but they hired up.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
They did hire us.

Speaker 9 (01:31:48):
They recruited a bunch of drunken frat bros. Because they
needed like actual competition, and it was we had to
really we couldn't like, we couldn't jump because we would
be stuffing every single shot.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
Now, Sabas, are you allowed to take this positions the
feminist on the show? Does that jive? Yes? It does
because I'm trying to say that women we can do better.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
Okay, I'm trying to.

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
Raise the standard as far as I'm just trying to
clarify anyway you can. You can see that WA and
w NBA finals video that I was referencing and watching
it with Greg, and I thought, there's no way it
could be like daughter. It's on our Instagram story. It
kind of is what it is.

Speaker 9 (01:32:21):
Show this week in audio, Speaking of ladies, Greg secrets
to losing weight. Tell me just go and get stranded
in the International Space Station. Okay, Yeah, there's a double win.
Well that's what people think. Here's from Inside Edition, all.

Speaker 14 (01:32:36):
Right, concern about the health of stranded astronaut Sunny Williams.
She looks as if she's lost a lot of weight,
her cheeks sunk it. But now she's reassuring everyone that
she's a Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
It's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
I think there's some rumors around outside there that I'm
losing weight and stuff. No, I'm actually right at the
same amount. Things shift around quite a bit. You know,
there's you probably heard of a fluid shift where folks
in space, you know, their heads look a little bit
bigger because the fluid evens out along the body.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Yeah, I've heard about that. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:33:08):
Can you weigh yourself in space?

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
I think they have to.

Speaker 8 (01:33:11):
They have question how would that even work?

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
How would they do that?

Speaker 9 (01:33:14):
I don't know how to weigh yourself, and I assume
you would strap yourself. You get like a known reference
tension some gurney that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
Can't be accurate.

Speaker 9 (01:33:23):
How they weigh themselves, wonder because they have to or
else because you got to make sure you're not because
you do lose bone density, muscle tens to day.

Speaker 11 (01:33:29):
Wait, so they go okay with that amount of food though, right,
so boweing. They were able to dock yeah, supplies right,
but can't go They're afraid to go back because the
vessel might not.

Speaker 5 (01:33:41):
Have been The space station has res they have food there,
what they got up in there?

Speaker 8 (01:33:47):
Just so you know, Apparently astronauts in space measure their
mass instead of their weight because they are weightless. There's
a couple of devices that they.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Involve springs and stuff like that. Yeah, on space this
weekend audio. All right, let's move on now to another
woman Menace, And this is what Menace has been saying.
This is Adrianne E. Polucci.

Speaker 9 (01:34:08):
She's Reflix special called The Dark or Dark Queen, and
Adrian talks about her little duke in menas.

Speaker 20 (01:34:15):
I also have a dog and people are like, did
you rescue it? I'm like, no, I paid for it
because I wanted a cute one. Oh my god, she's
so much curer than your rescues. Our life matters so
much more. She's a Boston Terrier pug, and she has
brown fur and crystal green eyes. And she has like

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the tiniest little pipe.

Speaker 8 (01:34:40):
It's so cute.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Yeah, we had to pay extra for it. Yeah, Menas
has very much been saying for the longest time you shop,
you don't adopt because they let her way cuter. Yeah,
so you said better most likely to hold on to it. Yeah,
all right. This week and audio, you.

Speaker 9 (01:34:57):
Guys, this wheel fortune Fail's go go around this week, Menace,
have you seen it? I have perfect this is okay,
solve the wheel of fortune. So I've got the the
the printed out what this guy is solving.

Speaker 5 (01:35:08):
What he's looking at the first Yeah, the first word
and the last word are very important here.

Speaker 9 (01:35:13):
So it's blank blank blank E and then a blank
blank blank blank A U, S C. So that's very important.
What letters are already on the board, Menace. If you
had to solve this clue.

Speaker 11 (01:35:26):
Uh, well, don't laugh yet. I'm just going to try
to read it through and then we'll find out more.
Course of a round of applause.

Speaker 5 (01:35:37):
That's it. No, I think the top one would be
the top one. But what what what the middle line?
Because you you put you put two words, but there
was no Yeah, there's no space between the word course. Yeah,
but there would be a blank spot between course and
so it's not course of but round of laws. That

(01:36:00):
sounds good. Yeah, unplause, that's good. Okay, more more is it? More?
Let's find out here's this guy I like.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
To solve a parle. Okay, well, let's hear it.

Speaker 18 (01:36:10):
Treat yourself a round of sausage.

Speaker 5 (01:36:16):
And by the way, yeah, you had the last letter.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
You have the first letter.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
The last letter is E. Yeah, and it's treat awful.

Speaker 8 (01:36:26):
There's five letters in trees.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Okay, well, let's hear it.

Speaker 18 (01:36:31):
Treat yourself a round of sausage.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
Not even I'm sorry, that's not it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Over to Katina.

Speaker 18 (01:36:38):
Give yourself a round of applause. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:44):
Did He probably did that because he wanted to go virala.
There's no.

Speaker 8 (01:36:50):
These contestants, don't tank.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
Ryan Seacrest, if you're listening, I'm up for the challenge.

Speaker 6 (01:36:57):
Can you imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
All the part? Okay, well, let's hear it.

Speaker 18 (01:37:02):
Treat yourself a round of sausage.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
I'm sorry, that's not it.

Speaker 18 (01:37:08):
Over to Katina, give yourself a round of applause.

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
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And continually right along, right along with the this round
of this weekend audio.

Speaker 9 (01:41:02):
You may have competition Woody for best dad rapper out
there from the one and only Jason Sudeikis. Yes, he's
he's been doing this thing called thunder Gong. It's a
charity for people with amputations. And he had flavor flav
up and they sang, are they rapped? I should say
bring the noise, Okay, bring.

Speaker 18 (01:41:20):
The funk here?

Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
So that went all right, Here we go, people tell.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
You bring.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
Take it off.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
The noise.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
Annoy there there up there because the prominent spiders up
this is I think you could you could be on

(01:41:54):
stage of that, Yeah, I can.

Speaker 9 (01:41:57):
He's the interesting choice of song because it's about like
black reversentation on the radio.

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
That's all right again, run DMC proud to be black
all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:42:05):
Thunder Gone from the he does a lot of charities,
mostly for Kansas City because that's Raised From but the
big Slick and thunder Gone, he's real into it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
I'm proud to be black, y'all. And that's a fact, y'all.
Maybe Ryan was trying to take it back, y'all. It's
like Dad, I guess you memorize everything. But that was
That was an album track on on Raising Hell though,
So again, what are you available? It's right, not wrong,
I should say right on. I want to take something
that you ought to know. It's not a mystery.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
It's history.

Speaker 5 (01:42:35):
And here's how it go. Harriet Tubman was born a slave.
She was a tiny black woman, but she was brave.
She was living to be given this a lot that
she gave. She's not a slave, and you say it ain't.
I'm proud to be black. Goddamn, I'm tiring, my man.
Don't worry what color, because I'm so all right.

Speaker 9 (01:42:55):
This week and audio other rapping news menace are you
are you aware of Dave Blunt's he's a young up
and coming rapper, Dave Blunt. Well, he's in the news
because Snoop Dogg has been was making fun of him.
Dave Blunt is a very large man. He's a one
thousand pounds sister.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
Oh yeah, I saw this guy, dude. Yeah, well here
here he posted.

Speaker 9 (01:43:13):
Here's his song that he was he was rapping on stage,
just called the Cup and it's about his love of
Cody and permethesine and cough.

Speaker 5 (01:43:19):
Sir, this guy's massive, massive, like you like, this guy
makes anybody that we've ever known look like one of
the kids in those commercials with the flies are bumping
around their face. No, I'm telling like, I'm not win
leaning up.

Speaker 18 (01:43:38):
Down and lode.

Speaker 5 (01:43:39):
I can't let down a cup.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
I can't let down a cup.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
Kick out of middle.

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
School because I'm mister GARNICU the similar with all of
the jug Yeah does unless.

Speaker 20 (01:43:50):
Start slogan were taking off bad as Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:43:54):
Yeah, it's actually not what the voice I was expecting
from him. I thought it'd be like really deep and
barely could breathe.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Well yeah, so, not only does he insanely overweight, he's
abusing cough syrup. So dogs. Snoop Dogg posted it goes well,
put down the chicken wings and the Tata chips nephew,
and that chair gone break soon get to the end
of the cup.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:44:19):
Yeah, he can't stand on stage on account of he's
a giant person. And what's his name? So I can
download names.

Speaker 9 (01:44:26):
By the way, it's part of that song is he
loves all of his fellow guys, but he's not the
gay effort. This week in audio, all right, this is interesting,
uh video from the Phoenix Police Department where, much like
a movie, a car ran into a pool and the
thing was fully submerged. The cop had to jump on
top of the car with a crowbar bust out the

(01:44:48):
sun roof to rescue the man.

Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
That's how this sounds right here, all right, what the hell?
Oh my bad, I didn't turn the button on.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
My bad.

Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
That was my fault. Guy. All right, here we go, come, come,
come in. I got anybody rescued. He's still alive. Here's
the quiz, quiz guys, all right, all right, why was
this man and his car at the bottom of that pool?

(01:45:18):
I saw the video looks pretty cool, like traumatic video.

Speaker 8 (01:45:22):
I'd like to think it's like the episode of the
Office where he followed the GPS says turn.

Speaker 5 (01:45:26):
Hard, right, so just say like maybe watching something on
his phone, ended up going off the road and into
a pool. By the way, there's nobody else there. He said.
He wasn't like a party like that. Okay, so it
wasn't on a dare. I'm gonna do the boring drunk. Yeah,
that's what I was gonna say. I say hi and
forgot the break. Let's find out from the ABC news affiliate.
The man was rushed to the hospital. He did survive.

(01:45:48):
He told police he accidentally stepped on the gas too hard,
too hard, Okay, Yeah, that happens usually that's old people though,
when they're pulling in or out of a parking spot.
They meant to hit the brain and they just jam
the gas go right to the front of the salon
window or something like.

Speaker 11 (01:46:04):
Yeah, I told you I got that. Accidently, the old
lady hit us and then instead of the brakes, she
hit the gas.

Speaker 6 (01:46:12):
Well, there's this week in audio, you guys, thank you Basking.

Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
Show. All right, welcome back everybody. It is a three Friday,
Thursday morning. It's November the fourteenth. As you mentioned, day's
National Pickle Day. Yeah. I have a couple things involved,
and they're on pickles today. Today's a national Spicy Guacamole
Day table side only though, right, Greg? I mean you
buy the prepackaged I do you do? Really quick? You

(01:46:48):
got same day? Hey, this is something that would apply
to us. World Diabetes Day. It's International Girls Day, yay
whatever that means. It's also loosen Up Lighting Up Day
also that applies to us. It's see National seat Belt Day, Sure,
every day Operating Room Nurse Day. And Sammy Tay's National

(01:47:08):
Family PJ Day. Nice because you know Sammy and her
family Christmas only or is it like other times of
the year.

Speaker 12 (01:47:16):
You do it's Christmas only, But me and my mom
do have quite a few matching pjs for throughout the year.

Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
Some entertainment stuff. John Krasinski, you know Jim from the Office.
He was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 8 (01:47:31):
As a fan of The Office.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
I buy it. Congratulations to him. Apparently, Patrick Mahomes and
Travis Kelsey's houses were burglarized last month, so mahomes house
was around midnight on October sixth, Travis's house the next
day during the Chiefs Monday night football game against the Saints.

Speaker 8 (01:47:47):
I mean, granted, you know they'll be gone but how
do you get that close to the.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
Door get in? According to TMZ, Travis's back door was damaged.
Look a lot of lube and he got breathe deep. Yeah,
take try to relax Travis's back door damage. They got
about twenty thousand dollars in cash. Wow, no word yet
and what was taken from mahomes house. But the FBI
they're currently investigating, as they always do. If it's anybody's

(01:48:13):
house that gets broken into, the FBI shows up. Note.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
Well, the reason they it's the FBI is they think
that this might be some crime ring from another state.
Oh really, so it is because it crossed state line.

Speaker 5 (01:48:25):
FBI. I thought this was another one of those they're
just like special, Yeah exactly. Let's see. We've also got
Tony Hinchcliff, the comedian Tony Hinchcliffe. Yeah, kill Tony. He's
apologizing to nobody, oh for his jokes and the Trump Browny,
the one that happened at the Madison Square Garden. Here's
what he had to say about that. I gave a speech.

(01:48:47):
I don't know if you've heard about this.

Speaker 22 (01:48:49):
I referenced Puerto Rico, which currently has a landfill problem.
All of their landfills are filled to the brim. I
guess I'm the only person something knew about this, unfortunately.
But that said, I just want to say that I
love Puerto Ricans and they're smart enough to know when

(01:49:09):
they're being used as political fodder. I apologize to absolutely nobody,
the Puerto Ricans, not to the Wise, not to the Blacks,
not to the Palestinians, not to the Jews, and not
to my own mother, who I made fun of during

(01:49:31):
this said that's what I do.

Speaker 5 (01:49:33):
I go hard and that's never going to change. So
good for him, and that's what That's why I always
envy about comedians or no apologies people like that. You
don't have to All you have to do is appeal
to your base, and that's it.

Speaker 8 (01:49:46):
They're jokes. The only thing I'm not totally.

Speaker 5 (01:49:48):
Buying is not apologizings to the Jews. No, you get
a Jew, lady.

Speaker 8 (01:49:51):
The only thing I'm not buying is, oh, did you
know they had a landfill problem? No, and probably neither
did you.

Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
I thought the same thing.

Speaker 8 (01:49:58):
But otherwise, great speech.

Speaker 5 (01:50:00):
Yeah, see what else is going on? John Mayer and McGee,
Who the hell that is? Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:50:05):
Yeah, he's he's a director. And a music director, a
music video director.

Speaker 5 (01:50:08):
Oh okay, well they're set to buy a pretty cool
piece of property, Greg, I know you're into buying so
all that stuff. Yes, the Jim Henson Company lot. Oh,
which is the home a lot of the Muppets. Yeah,
the Church of Scientology I guess had been eyeing it,
but that didn't work out. So here comes John Mayer
and McGee. They stepped in. How much much for the
entire lot?

Speaker 8 (01:50:29):
Lie wouldn't even know?

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
Twenty million, sixty million dollars? Yeah, which I didn't think
that John Mayer had it like that. Oh yeah he does, really,
I mean I knew he had money, Yes, John Mayer money.
It was originally Charlie Chaplin's studio from nineteen seventeen to
nineteen fifty three, and then it was sold and it
was used to film the Adventures of Superman and the

(01:50:52):
Perry Mason television series, and then Jim Henson bought it
in nineteen ninety nine for twelve point five million. So
a nice little return there. Gee, you're saying that net
worth seventy million?

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
Oh damn?

Speaker 5 (01:51:05):
Pretty good? Yeah, mcge. So he brings his money to
the table, right that mcg money Blake Shelton is pairing
up with Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan to create a brand
new singing competition.

Speaker 14 (01:51:16):
Just what we need.

Speaker 5 (01:51:17):
We are another singing show. This one's gonna be on
CBS called The Road, and they're going to take a
bunch of up and coming performers. They're going to put
them on a tour bus. And so they go. They
don't they're not saying who the headliner is. It's a
headliner superstar. But they go around and they try to
win the audiences over opening.

Speaker 8 (01:51:33):
Up a talent competition.

Speaker 5 (01:51:36):
Yeah. Yeah, So they've got to win over the local
fan bases to secure a spot in the next city
and remain on the tour. Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:51:42):
That sounds terrifying if you're the contestant.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
CBS says it'll be part of next year's fall lineups.
Rules right. The boss at HBO has confirmed that a
Game of Thrones movie is in the very early development stages. Also,
congratulations to Britney Spears. She delivers her fine old child
support payment to Kevin federalized tomorrow Saturday. For Kevin, he
started off getting forty thousand dollars a month that all

(01:52:08):
then it went down to twenty thousand dollars a month.
But now their youngest son, Jayden James, he's turning eight
or he turned eighteen in September, and so the last
payment is tomorrow. She's got to be psyched and then
kay fed. You can probably find him at like home
depot or something. Bowling. He's a good bowler. Was he
making money at it? Yeah? I hope he saved a
lot of this money. It doesn't take forty thousand dollars

(01:52:29):
for a couple of kids, yeah, to raise a kid,
It just doesn't. He's doing okay, Yeah, what does he do?

Speaker 8 (01:52:35):
I thought he jube to Hawaii with this new chick
who like runs a sports facility at a college.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
Yeah, but I know, I know he like did something
professionally with bowling. That's really all right. See, if you're
a Batman fan, Warner Brothers, they're selling ten replicas of
the so called Tumblr Batmobile from the Dark Knight trilogy. Dude,
this is a bort's dream, and we are talking life
size replicas that you can actually drive. They're not street legal,

(01:53:04):
but you could drive them. They'll have a smoke screen
delivery system, imitation gun turrets unquote jet engine simulation. No
flames though, no flames. That's the bodies are made from
kevlar carbon fiber and sheet metal fiberglass. And now, Greg,
I know what you're wondering. How much? How much? How
much each one is being sold? For three million dollars?

(01:53:28):
Oh god, I was going to say, like forty forty
there was only ten of them, dude, Oh okay, yeah,
and you have to submit an application. They're not just
letting anybody spend three million dollars on a million.

Speaker 8 (01:53:40):
Please, I'm begging you to let me give you three million.

Speaker 5 (01:53:43):
They said, I'll take about fifteen months to make and
deliver them. But if you're interested, you can apply more.
Just go to Bruce Wayne the letter x dot com.
So Bruce Wayne letter x dot com and they're selling
how many ten? Do you think they'll sell all tench Oh?
Absolutely real?

Speaker 13 (01:53:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:53:59):
Yeah for three million? Oh yeah, they'll buy them all.

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
See.

Speaker 5 (01:54:06):
Kathy Bates didn't get her breast reconstructed after her double missectomy,
and she actually enjoys not having boobs. Oh that would
be nice, actually, would it be great?

Speaker 14 (01:54:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:54:16):
I think for somebody who's reduced a lot and still
has a lot of boobs. I get rid of them.

Speaker 5 (01:54:21):
I was like, why didn't you go smaller? Why did
you You can't? You can't.

Speaker 8 (01:54:24):
No, I I think I might have told you this.
This is the smallest they could go, because then you
could experience nipple death. That's a thing, nipple death. It's
not a metal band. It's a real thing.

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
Nipple death. Yeah, oh my god, I was okay.

Speaker 8 (01:54:39):
She went off too much blood supply of the nipple menace.

Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
Google image nipple death. I knew exactly what she said, right, yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 6 (01:54:47):
Right, let me google image.

Speaker 5 (01:54:49):
Keep it to yourself. Nipple death.

Speaker 6 (01:54:51):
Have you done it?

Speaker 5 (01:54:52):
Have you looked?

Speaker 8 (01:54:52):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:54:53):
Of course they remove them for reduction as well.

Speaker 8 (01:54:55):
Yeah, they like put them on like a table and
use like a cookie cutter stamp.

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
Nipple death, also known as nipple and necrosis, is a
rare complication that occurs when the nipple tissue dies due
to lack of blood supply. Yeah, and they have to
give you like a tattoo of a new nipple.

Speaker 20 (01:55:12):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (01:55:13):
I want to see it, graig. Oh god, yeah, it's
too hard to look at. That's Frankenstein's nipple. Yeah it is.
Let's see. If they said it's rare you could take
the chances, Jesus a bullet would And Hey, congratulations Shaboozi
song a bar song tipsy number one in Billboard's Hot

(01:55:33):
one hundred. Again. That makes a total of seventeen weeks
on top, which is the longest ever for a song
with no accompanying artists.

Speaker 8 (01:55:41):
Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:55:42):
So keep that in mind that this is an all
genre chart too. So in the history of the Billboard
Hot one hundred, there's only one of the song that's
had more weeks on top, and that's Old Town Road
Wow by Little nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus. That
was Crossover twenty nineteen. That was for nineteen weeks, though
it was up there for a while.

Speaker 7 (01:56:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:56:03):
Time for the birthdays is Sibirthday. We're gonna's shibouf day.

Speaker 18 (01:56:09):
We're gonna sit the tag.

Speaker 5 (01:56:10):
He was like, it's Shubirthday, and you know, we don't
do what birthday? All right. Starting with the celebrities, Happy
birthday to Travis Barker from Blink twenty two. He's forty
nine years old today, all right. Reverend run from Run DMC,
he's sixty. King Charles the Third is seventy six, all right.
Patrick Warburton, Putty on Seinfeld, Joe on The Family Guy,

(01:56:34):
and if you've ever gone on Soren at Disney California
Adventure Park, he is your captain Patty. I know that
Patrick warburg is sixty, Josh Tammel is fifty two, Vanessa
Bayer former Statday Out Live cast members forty three, and
the former Boston Red Sox pitcher Kurt Schilling is fifty eight.
Did he go crazy or something? There was something that

(01:56:57):
I feel like his name pops up in the news
every once in a while. It's all for something nuts,
but don't I don't remember exactly. Anyway, He's fifty eight.
Your porno birthday today is Jessica Moore, and she's been
stretched out more than Sarah Jessica Parker's horse face. That's
according to Menace I No No. In three hundred and
sixty seven fine films, including ass of the World Turns,

(01:57:20):
she was Injuicing Her Jugs Volume one. She was in
the anal X Games, also Suckethon Volumes one and two.
She was in butt Plugging for her loving and who
can forget her unfrind of a role in bowling plus
anal equals great times Love that Matt. Yeah, that's Jessica Moore. Hey,

(01:57:44):
Morgan's big bowling man. Jessica Moore is thirty nine years
old today. And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Thursday morning look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:58:01):
All right, Well, that's it for this pre Friday. Yeah,
gearing up for an official Friday tomorrow morning. But before
we talk about all that, let me tell you what
you can find on the Thursday podcast is waiting for you.

Speaker 6 (01:58:14):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:58:17):
Today there's a brand new Redneck News and all the
trending news headlines, entertainment stuff, porn on birthday, all that stuff.
But today is National Pickle Day. And we heard about
somebody called the Dick Doc on TikTok, Yeah, from Gina
and so it's it's some stuff about your wien, which
Menace really enjoyed. Yeah, and then we had a pickle

(01:58:39):
sniffing contest today, different types of pickles and see how well,
who's the best pickle sniffer in the room. All Right,
who was able just by smell to tell what kind
of pickle it was typeing brand. So that's on the
podcast today along I thought this, All the stuff we
do is just to kill time and get in the
morning and have some fun doing it. The show over.

(01:59:00):
So if it could be of a service to you
for the rest of the day to get caught up
and make another part of your day, go by Quicker
Great check it out. It's on the podcast. Just go
to the woodieshow dot com. But tomorrow's the big day.
It's Friday, everybody, and Friday on the Woody Show. Not
only are we gonna have the fail stories and your
chance to win some stuff. Our dumb ass contest will
be the DYQ, but also get ready to laugh Menaces,

(01:59:23):
late night Monologue, week in Review. Ready, y'all, I'm ready.
I'm ready now. Yeah, So don't forget to pack your
laughing pants.

Speaker 13 (01:59:32):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (01:59:33):
All that and whatever else we could do to get
through the morning and in the weekend as quickly as possible.
It's happening tomorrow, Friday here on The Woody Show. Yes,
all right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please, Yeah,
Patience should not be a virtue hurry the f up
should be a virtue. Yes, I agree. And you guys
have all heard my song from when we're traveling on planes, right.

(01:59:53):
I mete it up with my wife years ago. I'm
an amazing songwriter. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:59:58):
So you know people that get on the plane and
they're always freaking around with their.

Speaker 5 (02:00:01):
Bags and like, yeah. So my song is, gets on,
sits down and shut the f up. Okay, gets on,
sit down and shut Yeah. See great, because that's what
they did with kids back in the day, like to

(02:00:22):
not drink poison and like remember different things like owls
and yeah, you make a jingle out of it. So
gets on, sit down and shut yeah, and we get
that and we'll all get out of here to do that.

Speaker 17 (02:00:38):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:00:38):
It's an ear one for the rest of the day.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we love it. Appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys could suck it. See you back
here on Friday.

Speaker 6 (02:00:51):
Have a great day.

Speaker 13 (02:00:52):
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Speaker 5 (02:00:53):
Double M Quit this.

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