The Woody Show November 15th 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Menace Monologue & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Morning
wood Today is November the fifteenth. Nice, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Today is Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
You didn't pass out?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Now, no, welcome to it. I'm whatddy that is Jesus,
that's great, gory menace, good morning, Good morning Friday. Gina
grab we got Sea Bass, we got Saday Bord, Caroline
Morgan Vaughn. It is Friday, all right, it's off show.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Andrew w k.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It is the Woody Show, all right. So the plan
for today running through it as always, the mission is
to get through the morning end of the weekend as
quickly as we can. But we'll do that with the
Friday fail stories. We also got the d u i
Q Menaces, late night Monologue week and review. Ready for greatness,

(01:55):
Oh hell yeah, ready, that's coming at you today.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Ready.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, got some trend news headlines and more here today
on The wood Show. Oh the fifteenth, it's ay today,
Friday and a Friday. Yeah, Rick, Yeah, I got some
animal news for you, starting with this loser in Florida
who was arrested after he punched a police horse. That

(02:18):
was all the time I was in a movie, right,
was that blazon or blaze? This happened after the Georgia
Florida game. Just hearing about it. But the the cops,
they were there to keep the crowd under control. But
this dude just walked up and for no reason punched
the horse in the face. So three officers grabbed him up.
And by the way, he was still shadow boxing and

(02:40):
swinging his arms around. One of the officers punched him
in the face, forced him to the ground where they
cuffed him. The horse is perfectly fine.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Well, and I was gonna say, isn't this still considered
assault on an officer?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
The book out, especially in Florida? You're so speaking of
police horses. There a few places where they do this,
obviously Austin, New Orleans and New.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
York, New York, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Like, if you what makes you think that you're gonna
get away with that, because they are enormous. The horse's
head is higher than you are already. Yeah, on top
of that, as a police.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Officer, like, what do you mean you're gonna get away
with it. That's a good idea. Anyway, How do you
think that's going to happen? Uh huh, you don't. You're
not over one hundred invasive lizards. And these things are
the size of dogs, by the way. They have been
reported throughout South Carolina here recently, and the lizards are
Argentine black and white tigas, and they are usually kept

(03:33):
as exotic pets, but for some reason they're taking over
South Carolina and the residents now are allowed to shoot
the lizards if they're spotted.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh, they're like black and white iana.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Almost like like like komodo dragons. But they're huge, massive,
and not only are some people scared of them, but
a lot of people are worried that they're destroying the
local ecosystem.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I would ish my pants so hard came across one
of these, and I.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Mean with their tail, of course, but they're about five
ft long. Don't you get your a rifle?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
At that point, I would don't get your nerves, I
would Greg would come out even if it is the
size of a dog. He's coming out there with his raid,
probably his raid and a super soaker can kill small
animals air right through.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
A can on a board or whatever, and I would
get that out for sure.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
You don't want to give accusses, no, since hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
If somebody brought an iguana into this room right now,
I would dive on top of it, would over the desk.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Really lucky you left for work early the other day
because somebody brought like a python and.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
A giant Yeah, you wouldn't hold it. No, I would
hold a python before and because one of the okay,
so one of the dudes on the other morning show
morning shows here in the building. The dude is like
deathly afraid of snakes, the same way that you are
with butterflies, cots, whatever you named the bug. And not
only did they bring in a snake, they brought in
this giant huge It was like a bright yellow it

(05:01):
looks like a boa or a python or python something python, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Thing wrapping it around his neck. Oh, he freaked.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
A little hug. There's lizards like the iguanas are nasty
and mean.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah, that's why I was stripping because I was in
Honduras and they have like iguanas that are like, I
don't know, five feet long or whatever, and those tales
they'll come by.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh, well, whip you like crazy.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
We caught one and it win us and dumb ass
tourists we're like telling their kids, like, oh, go up
to the iguaanda because they're just like all over the place.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, don't go on and take a photo. So the
place that we go, that resort that we go in Mexico, Yeah,
they're running around. Yeah, And so it was it was
funny because when we first started going there, you know,
sixteen years ago, they were smaller, and they hang out
in the same and they don't really go anywhere. Yeah,
they kind of just live in this one little spot
in paradise. Yeah. So yeah, so we see the same
we call the mister lizard, and we see mister lizards

(05:54):
all over the place. And I'll sit and I'll talk
to them. Oh, hello, mister lizard, you're looking very handsome today. Yeah,
I'm sure. I'm sure they get fed by a tourist
all the time. Oh, because they're hanging out kind of
you know, guess where people might get a tourists. How
big are these Some of them are pretty big, other ones,
but they don't bother anybody.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
The thing that grosses me out most about the Iguanas
is those golf ball sized lumps on their whatever that
is on.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Their pulse bumpers. Anyway, since twenty twenty, the South Carolina
Department of Natural Resources has confirmed thirty two of these
lizard sidings across seventeen different counties. So they're all over
the place.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Hell out of it.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
If Mario accidentally left the door open to go get
a package or something and one of those sauntered into
your house, well.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
A few months ago, a lizard just to your garden
variety lizard ran into the house and I almost had
a heart attack. Luckily it went. Do you guys call
the fire department? This time I was home alone. I
should have called the National Guard.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Some other animal news. The owners of an ail salon
in Missouri. They have been cleaning up after a four
point buck crashed through the front window and destroyed the place.
Here's a clip from a video where the cops they
have it trapped in a back room and they're trying
to help get this thing like out of this side door. Again,
this is in this this nail.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Listen to that, all right, well, swingld on go crashing around.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Some people become deer.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
There we go, there we go. I mean the owner
say it caused about fourteen thousand dollars in damage and
that their insurance policy doesn't cover damage caused by animals.
Oh that yah, that sucks. There's a drunk pig in
the news. Her name is Strawberry and she lives in Colorado.
Her owners had a bunch of leftover beer sitting in

(07:49):
their garage and she found it. Oh no, she broke
the cans open. She drank a ton of it. They
saw her stumbling around outside and they started filming.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
There like like this is gone, that's gone, that's gone.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Probably drunk toberry, littered Strawberry. Yeah, that's how I sound
with my uh my sleep app now yeah yeah, wake up,
wake up? Yeah that way. Oh my stepmom finally got
her seat she loves, like, I still want to get one.

(08:34):
I just got to make sure that's the things on
my to do sleep test just so I can get
the seat pass.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Because again, you gotta get a prescription for it, yeah,
which is dumb, so dumb. So I was talking to
our buddy Joe Coy about it, because you know he's
a big he hypes him up like crazy, and because
you see those commercials like oh, don't need a mask
and I go, hey, dude, what's up with these things?
Don't need a mask. He's like, oh, you've got to
put like an implant. Oh yeah, yeah I looked that

(09:02):
up and he's not down. Yeah, I'm not down with
that either.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
You have to put an implant where.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, it's like come on your chest. It's like kind
of the top, like blow your neck, but like right
at the top, kind of almost by your collar.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
It's like a tuess.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, it's a thing. So you don't need a sea
pat machine.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
But it does the work of a seat pap machine cruser. Yeah,
in your body.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, it's really weird. I forget what it's called. There's
commercials all the time for yeah, kind of like how
diabetes you can do that instead of taking the insulin.
There's like an.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Implant on your arm.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, your readings and stuff. Yeah, phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven Friday.
Check ins on the text over to two to ninety seven.
We will be right back the Witty Show. We'll be
in a second. I'd be Friday. Everybody. It's menace.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
This upcoming week Tuesday, November nineteenth, myself and board we're
gonna be doing a meetup at Raising Canes in nor
Walk from two to four pm, doing a bunch of
giveaways for them part of tickets concert tickets Woody Show merch.
More So, that's this Tuesday, November nineteenth, from two to
four pm in Norwalk. If you can't make that, we're
finally coming to Irvine the next day, November twentieth, Irvine

(10:10):
Spectrum will be at Biology from three to five pm. Dude,
a bunch of giveaways as well. So once again, that's
this Wednesday, November twentieth, Irvine Spectrum at Piology from three
to five pm. Hope to see you got either meet
up and in the meantime, keep enjoining The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Just in time.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
The Woody Show is back and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Here
on a Friday morning. Happy Friday, and hayo to y'all.
It's November fifteenth, twenty twenty four. We are on The
Woody Show. Whatdy, that's great, Goringo, there's minutes. What is up, Boddy, Gina,

(10:56):
Good morning to you. I'd be Friday, Sammy Happy Friday.
C man got the phones open eight seven seven forty
four wood, You can hit us up with whatever you
got on a text Friday check in over to two
to nine eighty seven h seven two four, checking in saying, hey,
good morning. Question should I post on OnlyFans about my

(11:17):
webbed feet? Oh? Both feet? I have men's size eleven?
Wow damn yeah, number one in Mount Leviton shout out
to Mount Lebanon. Yeah, you need that money people are
into that.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, why not do it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I mean, hey, if you can make some money doing
I mean they are the foot people ardor nuts. Yeah, yeah,
web feed I don't know. I mean you don't even
got to shoot your face. Are they into ugly feet
or are they into like just this is like beautiful
feet only I have the beholder. Probably the uglier the better. Maybe,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Look at the when they cross over each other, like
they're crossing their legs.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Have you seen toes like that? No? I think that's
the bronze foot, right, I don't know. I have no
idea what foot.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
Lebron J is there like something about that? Was it
him or somebody else? My foot news It brought.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I just know, like, for whatever reason, the feet thing.
But I always figured it was like the way the
foot looks in a shoe, or you know, like because
they look good like they're they have they're painted up,
or I don't know, you know, not like disgusting. What's
that show you were watching?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Minutes there was like, oh yeah that was rude. Basically
Doctor Pimple popular but for feet, for.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Feet, So you'd probably like that, Gina.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
In a way, I'm kind of jealous of feet people,
because what could be an easier thing to see that
turns you on? Yeah? Right, I mean, how can you
not see feet people? Like we've said a thousand times,
go to the beach showing you're junk looking at any pictures,
see feet? Like if I got earned on by feet,
the world would be a.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Buffet of hotness. I don't get that people are over
dramatic about seeing feet.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That, yeah, that is odd to me. But the thing
that does creep me out is those toe sacks, because.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Remember those that yeah, do not and I repeat, do
not google the tobro.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Toro is on Instagram. It's a whole account. I just
googled it, and I've seen some stuff menas has sent
me something. I'm out. It's foul. It's pretty bad. Yeah, yeah,
but yeah, shout out to Mount Lebanon. Yeah you know,
have you know I'm a class of ninety five. Just
got some email from them the other day, some alumni.
Oh yeah, reunion time. I don't know if it's reunion

(13:31):
that they wanted me to sign up for something where
everybody can kind of keep in touch and you pay
like some some fee or something like that. Yeah, next
year's your thirtieth. I wonder I wonder if they hit
up Mark Cuban with the same thing, because he's a
Mount Lebanon. Oh guy alumni. He graduated the same class
as my mother. That's amazing.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
I think they would be desperate for him to come by.
All right, that'd be pretty cool. He could fund the
whole thing, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Eight hit us up with the text over to town seven.
Got the d uy Q. It's our dumb ass contest
or chance to win something this hour that's coming up
right now, your Friday Fail story. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

(14:50):
Boys and girls, it's time for your Friday Fail starts.

Speaker 8 (14:58):
Are the fele thoughts.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
They have perfect planned. The planet could never go wrong.
But somewhere along the line it went from being a
great idea to one big stake in Mega Uber Ultra.

(15:20):
That's not too bad, all right, I mean you know, yeah, yeah,
seven yeah. Okay. It's far from perfect, but it's far
from terrible, all right. Well, this has been getting a
lot of attention this week. The new Wicked movies coming
out here soon. So there's a new Wicked toy doll
for sale. Oh yeah, but parents quickly notice that the

(15:42):
well meaning folks over at Mattel accidentally put the wrong
website on the box. First of all, box Yeah, it
was supposed to be wickedmovie dot com, but all these packaging,
all the boxes got printed up with it list it
is Wicked dot com, which is your mom already knows
that's a porn site. Guy. So Mattel released a statement

(16:04):
saying that they deeply regret the error and they're taking
action to ensure no future dolls have the incorrect you
are on the back. So, I mean, fail, sure, failed,
but awesome. I saw a picture of the packaging and
it's not like it's prominently displayed. It's in a super
small font kind of right above the the the.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
U PC code that kids will pour over every inch
of those and kids aren't gonna look it up online.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh yeah, they'll never do that, I'm saying. But they're
looking for Wicked, the Wicked movie. They'll they'll type in Wicked,
you know, and I'm sure that's the probably the number
one Google thing right now. Yeah, so that's gonna be
the first thing comes up as the movie. It's not
gonna bring up the adult website first dot com, just
like it tells you to. Yeah, I don't know, but
I mean, as a kid, did you look at the box?

(16:51):
We just tore it just one of the toys.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
That's exactly what kidding, every toy you poured over, because
you go over everything if you're obsessed with whatever toy,
you know, from Wicked to.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I forgot reading and that I forgot. I mean I
remember as a kid, I'd sit there and I'd read
everything on the cereal box you're eating. Yeah, but when
it was a toy or something like that, like I
just you open it up. Just an obstacle. Yeah. I
just don't know how much of an impact or how
many kids are really seeing any porn because of that
zero zero. This one is from a Westwood Ohio. Where

(17:26):
you got this chick? Kathleen Geiger. She was hanging out
in this apartment complex when her buddy Arthur, you know,
there's joking around, and at one point, Arthur jokingly requested
Kathleen shoot him, you know, like fun yeah, fun.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
So Kathleen's like, oh good, and did it because she
believed that the gun was empty. But unfortunately the gun
wasn't empty. She actually shot him and he died.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I'm not buying this story.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
My friend asked me to shoot him. I thought it
was blank.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Wooms.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah. Caffeen charged with recklessly causing Arthur's death. Correct, and
now calls fail jail her own good sales. That's what
I'm gonna do should I ever shoot and kill someone. Dude.
They asked me to and told me it was blank.
It was yeah. This couple in Louisiana wasn't making payments
on their car, so it ended up getting repolled, and
when the car was being cleaned out, they found a

(18:22):
bunch of stuff in there and the cops were called.
Here's what the detectives found. More than nine pounds of weed,
eighteen grams of mushrooms, some ecstasy pills, packaging, materials for
distribution a semi automatic handgun. The couple asked to come
down to the storage yard to retrieve their quote personal
belongings and guess what what, that's where they were arresting.

(18:45):
Awesome weekend planned. So they're facing multiple drug and gun
related charges. So now not only do they blow their
car payment money on a massive drug supply, but they
also failed to make enough drug dealing money to get
those payments under control, you know, so whips and they
stored their inventory in the car that was at risk
of being repo. Like, just there's so much dumb faialness,

(19:05):
how failed idiots. Yep, I mean all that stuff was
a nice start though. You know, I love watching I
love watching the Uh there's a bunch of like repo
guys that have Instagram accounts and like they get some
cars out of some pretty cool situations where the people
are thinking they're being slick, Like they'll be the car
that's parked closest to the garage door, there'll be a

(19:26):
car parked in front of it, and so you can't
really get in the driveway. Yeah, this mother effort droves
up on the grass and he has that little arm
that kind of sticks out and just barely hooks it
and he drags this thing side swipes a tree, but
he's making off with the car, and he got like,
you gotta figure they're walking out going how do they get.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
That out of there?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I'd like to see that. And the people that try
to like back the they basically destroy the car trying
to back it off the tow truck once it's already
hooked up. I give up, you lost, make your car payments.
But I love those.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I've seen the same videos. They can tow a car
that's parallel parked between cars. I think pretty cool. They
do it within seconds.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, there's also an account, it's an instant karma account,
and there was, and there was, there was a really
good video. This person that cuts somebody off and so
the person haunted them like hey because they almost got hit,
you know what. And so the person then slows down,
flips off the person, and then speeds off to victory.
Right yeah, oh no, complete completely flip the car, flip

(20:36):
the car, and yeah, got major league hurt. And the
person who got flipped off and cut off, they're just
laughing their ass off. It's so funny. All right, This
last one here's one of my favorites of the week.
It's from Abilene, Texas. Where you got this fella Casey
Miguel Ronaldo ray Soarez. He goes to a family dollar store,

(20:58):
goes to rob it, walks in at it like he's
got a gun, told the clerk that, you know, hey,
give me the money. Clerk says, hey, the register won't
open unless a purchase is made. So Casey is like, oh, okay,
buys some nail clippers. So the clerk rings up the transaction.
The register, does you know, it pops open, but the
employee quickly closed the cash draw as soon as it opened.

(21:21):
So now Casey is frustrated, storms out empty handed, well
except for those super sweet nail clippers and he just
bought and he bought fairsquer. The cops are called, Casey
arrested and during questioning he admitted to pretending to having
a gun while trying to rob the place. Charged with
the robbery and resisting arrest, he was taking to fail jail.
My favorite part is not only did he not get anything,

(21:41):
he purchased nail clippers and he gave that money. He
lost money on the whole idiot. I wonder how many
times they could have done that. He closed the registant.
You gotta buy something else, Tack. We're gonna take a
quick break. We got the Duyq that's coming up next.
If you'd like to be our contest and go ahead
and give a call. That number is eight seven seven

(22:02):
forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four wood
It's where a Sea Bass is talking to a drunk.
Last week, it was me that was awesome from Menaces party.
It was lit with at from Yeah, and I don't
think this is not another one of the party clips,
is it?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
So we got somebody else. It's just another random drunk
that he talked to asking some trivia questions on All
you got to do to guests and win on this
contest is try to figure out the drunk person. We'll
get the answer right or wrong. If you could do
that two times out of three, you're gonna be the
winner of the Duyq. You all right, Time for today's

(22:37):
dumb ass contest, you guys Friday morning, so we all
know if that's gonna be no surprise here, it's time
to play the duiq Dyq. Sea Bass explained the game
to everybody please, I asked a drunk. That's very important
to a drunk easy trivia questions. The game is, well,
are they so drunk that they don't know the answer

(22:58):
to these?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Otherwise completely obvious, completely everybody can get them easier trivia question.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I mean I did pretty well last week. You're don
right you did. He did as much tequila as I
had had, and as an embarrassing as I was in
that event, I still did pretty well.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, he answered the questions. Now on stage, he was
a mess exactly. You played the game by guessing aaron.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Questions. If you gets whether they know two times out
of three, you win.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woddy, Let's say hello to Phil. Hey,
good morning Phil, Phil. Phil is Phil there? Phil?

Speaker 9 (23:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Hold on for some reason, Phil is on this other line.
Hold on one second. We'll go over here, Phil. Good morning, Phil, Hello,
good morning, good morning. How's everything in the seven two
four this morning?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
It's fogging good?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, Well, let's get into the game. It's called
the d u i Q. And before we get to
the questions that actually count, we're going to get to
know the drunk a little bit better. Who do we
have here? Se best or you visit a friend of ours,
Miriam and ask her some new questions and some questions
about how she found the man of her dreams. Oh babe,
all right, here's Miriam. How'd you fall in love with
your boyfriend?

Speaker 7 (24:07):
He has a big.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
How did you find out about that?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Because three days later, three days.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
After you met him, you had sex with him.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Where did he take you on your first day?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Beer?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
That was enough?

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
That was enough? Buying beer? You buying beer? And I'm
the one?

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Okay, So I have a beer in a big penis
that's all I need?

Speaker 6 (24:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
All right, all right?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
What was your date? Beer? Where did he take you? Beer? Beer?
Not four beer out four beers? Just me beer? He
took me beer? Yeah right, forget about that. Yeah, all right, Phil,
Well that's that's Miriam. Clearly she's been having a great time.
She's losing her voice, she's super drunk.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
She's super lucky.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
All right, So we're gonna get into these questions again.
You just got to guess whether she gets the answer
right or not. Are you ready for question number one?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I'm ready, all right, d u y Q.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
Ready one of the US presidential cabinets.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
All right, I think this should be a pretty easy answer.
Everybody's on would argue that all of.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Them are right.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, I would say that Miriam Will not know. I'm
getting that she's pretty blitzed. Uh. I'll say yes for Sammy,
I will say yes for Menace. I'm gonna I'm gonna
say yes for both of them. Know, for Miriam Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I'm hmm. I'm feeling a triple no here for some reason.
A trip No. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna stick with it, Gina.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
I'm giving it to Sammy and go and know for
everybody else.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Great, she's gonna give it to Sammy. That's your dream? Yeah,
do it right here, Menace and Sammy? What do you
think about our drunk friend Miriam Will should get it?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, all right? Phil, what do you think? Yes or
now on Miriam?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
All right? Question number one? See how Menace does first
one of.

Speaker 9 (26:09):
The US presidential cabinets efficiency.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
He's talking about the new doge that's not a cabinet
office though not with like Elon Musk and vivic department cabinet.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Uh, Sammy, Congress, Congress, what congress you have? You have
secretaries of so agriculture, commerce.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Defects people. All these people are getting nominated right now,
Attorney jo JFK.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Because initially I was going to say f D A
would that's.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
The federal agency, the agent, so like those would probably
be a federal agency.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay, yeah for whatever what however it happens to formulate
itself all right, but it's still not anything yet by
any means. And what about JFK r f K RK.
So yeah, no, he said j f K. And there's
a cabinet called JFK.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Maybe sometimes like the name of bench after a couple
used to sit there all the time. You have a
cabinet in the White House, the JFK, the JFK cabinet,
that's the credenza in the White House.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Right, Yes, I've always thought about that. Would you when
I die, I would love to have a bench named
after you? Would or some.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Plaque near a tree? How about like a like a
brick a walkway?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Good?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, very good? And uh emblaze it. And yes that's
the one I think.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Bench means he made it, you know, bench.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You could be noe of those kindness benches I saw
in England where they're designed to be have a pleasant conversation,
god like on after I was gonna start on things. Yeah,
Phil said that Miriam would not get this, and if
that's the case, he'll have his first point here in
this round of the d U i Q.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
May one of the US presidential cabinets?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Who was that gay gown the cabinet? That bitch would
the only face? Yep, yeah, but he's not a bitch
with an ugly face, is he?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Well, he's the gay dude subjective? Maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm saying that maybe she doesn't find him attractive, that's
her opinion?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Does he's quite elfin.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Kind of labyrinth ask? Yeah, congratulations, dude, you are on
the board. Phill. You got one point here in this
round of the d U y Q. Question number two, A.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Circle could be divided into how many degrees?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
A circle, you can hear that again, can be divided
into how many degrees? You guys got this?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
You'd think Let's see, I will say.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Is that called DOGE the efficiency thing short for dose?
Why keep on saying DOE the.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Department of Governmental Government? It is, okay, but that is
that what they're calling it? Is that just kind of
what the media is run with that. I can't I
can imagine.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
That's what they're calling it.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Doesn't that already belong to like doge coin. I think
that's the joke. You know, I'm saying joke. I don't
think that's what they're really calling it, right, I mean.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, that conversation. Actually, see you might know this. I
heard from another elon stand that the reason why the
Teslas were named like the Tesla.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
S the test sixty. Okay, so that sounds like something
the model as the Model three, the X, and the
Model Y. I use the word stand, but yes, that's correct.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Right, Uh, let's see. I will say that menace will
get it. Oh god, I yes both. It's got to
be yes for both, right, I think so yeah, I'll
say no for Miriam. Right, but I'm gonna go once again,
yes for both of these guys, Gina, I would like

(30:07):
to go that way. Maybe I'm just feeling extra cynical
this morning. I'm going to go triple no, triple no,
and Greg, you agree with me?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, guess in this room no to Miriam?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right, Phil, what do you.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Think I'm going? No?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
No? Question number two for the du i q.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
A circle could be divided into how many.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Degrees menace one hundred and eighty, one hundred and eighty, Sammy,
three hundred and sixty.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Three hundred and sixty is the answer I wrote down,
should put three six, and I'll stick with my half circle.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Half circle could be it could be divided into one.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
Hundred, cause he divided it.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
People.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
It's one of the most common things that people will say, like, oh, dude,
I did a I did a I did a three
sixty on that. I used to think I used to
think X y Z, but then I did a three
sixty on it, and now I believe the opposite. Now
I believe the same thing exactly. You've come full circle
on that.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
I was so mad. I did three sixty and walked
right out, so you went right back in.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
All right, Well, Phil has guessed that Miriam will not
get this, and if that is the case, he'll be
the winner here on the duy Q question number two, A.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
Circle could be divided into how many degrees?

Speaker 5 (31:18):
One?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Two, three? Alright, well he congratulations three in it. You're
the winner of the duy Q. Congratulations Phil, and we
appreciate it. Appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. Keep
telling everybody about the show and get them listening to
the station and have yourself a great weekend.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Okay, okay, thank you man.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Hang on, we'll get all your info. We're going to
get that from you now. Phil made short work of
all that. Yeah, but we do have one more question,
just for funzies. Question number three, the test.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Letter at the English alphabet is what all right?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Now? Can you deal without using your hands? I don't know,
scratch paper? Please? Okay?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Did you get it?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I think I did without using your hands? Did you
use your hands? I used my hands before? I mean,
were you gonna do it?

Speaker 8 (32:17):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
That's not cheating? What do you question? You figure it
out in your brain.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
You don't finger it out. You figure it out. I'm
being honest with my answer. Yeah, you want to say it. Well,
it's guests first.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You could use whatever you want menace because she she
already did it. Well, I I'll be honest. So we
have one encounter and one non counter like, let's just
let's just how about this, let's just get let's just
guess on Miriam. Yes, okay, so you think she'll get it?
I'm going are you serious. I'm going to know on
Miriam still really yeah, no way, she went one to

(32:53):
three yeah, one three, I didn't have there's no restrictions
on how she could figure. All right, so I'm going
say no for her. No h What do you guys think?
Yes or no? No? No?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
No? All right?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Question number three.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
The tenth letter at the English alphabet is what.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Menace P P U using your hands? Can you do it?
What's what? What's your.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
H I j K? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, why did you keep on going? I don't know?
What's all? I was counting it in my head, So
what is it? What's the tenth? Oh? A, B, C,
D E F G H I j k L.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
You are going way too.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Even with your fingers. You're talking faster than your count Your.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Fingers are usually high a few seconds.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
But thousand miles a minute. Man, you know, I can't stop,
won't stop. This could be the easiest question we've ever had.
Sounding in super smart is not important to me? No, no, no, no.
This is different than it is, like like, I don't
retake any value in that. This is just like.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Dude, nerds, you know, yeah, don't look like it doesn't
make me.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Feel better about myself. No, No, this shouldn't. I'm just
being I'm just being honest. Yeah I know, I know,
but I'm saying, just for a minute, just for a minute,
cut the power on the menace excuse generator and just
think about it for a second, honest with you. And
the answer is k Okay you think K is the

(34:31):
tenth letter of the alphabet, even using your fingers? Honestly,
look me in the eyes, please, I am Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Can you do it one more time?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Slow f g h I.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
You're just circling around it.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
He's going like this A B, C, D E F
G hen.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
This is not smart. This is like coordination, motor skills.
This is kind of I'll be honest, like a little worrisome.
I agree, Like he really, how about that? Took about Jay?
How about how about it yourself? Is that what you
came up with on the first try? Genius? Holy ish?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
That was?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Are you guys feeling okay? Are we feeling worried?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
This is actually worries.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Like when you do a work up, like when you
can't even do it by using your fingers, that's very worried.
So guys, feel smart?

Speaker 6 (35:29):
I don't see I feel base place like step. I
feel like I'm place it down and just very carefully.
When do you learn the step away from the minos?
Excuse generator for one second.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
You keep on saying that, But I'm just giving you honesty.
I don't think you are making Joe.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I don't think you are all right.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
No, we had a lot of tech yourself right now.
That means I don't because that's oh no, I would
totally passed.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
It's like intervention level.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, this is a high defense. Megan. Did you hit
the parking lot with Vaughan before you walked in here
this morning? No?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'm talking with you with complete honesty. What doctor? Will
we send him to a neurologist? Yeah, for sure, for sure.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I watched that Aaron Hernandez show and when he died,
they cut up when his skull, took his brain out
and studied it and they said, had he not died,
he would have been completely incapacitated within ten years. Oh wow,
they need to study your brain post.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
War even still like I think minimum and MRI. Yeah something,
make sure it lights up in the right places, lights
up at all. Call the doctor and say it took
about the stress to figure out Christmas lights one missing
and you're trying to figure out like which one's the
bad one?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Man, is I hope you know? And I think I'm right.
I think I speak for it when I say like,
we're not kidding.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Right, like we was actually legitimately concerning because they can
they can.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
They can give you like exercises and things to do
to help either stop it, right, even occupational therapy, right,
but you're not high.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
No, I'm fine, like legit. Yeah, okay, all right, well
there's the do you want c everybody?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Oh good, Miriam?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Oh sorry, I'm so distracted? Are you concern I just
don't care about sounding smart? Yeah, you sounding super smart
and being super smart is just not important to me.
So I just decided to.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Be much happier and you sound less douchey joint thought.
That's general towards you.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Okay, if you know the tenth letter, you're such ad.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
So let's let's see.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Let's see gold star Gina, Let's see if Miriam gets it.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
The test letter at the English alphabet is what a
B C d G j imm.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
The test letter of the English alphabet is what a
B C d.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
G j img MLGI and can you use that in
a sentence?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Hi, George, all right, I take it back. Then, it's
your fine. More Woody Shows next. Hang up, it's not
like thrilling for me.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
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(38:42):
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Speaker 1 (38:52):
The Woody Show. With that, well, if your goal is
to see some beaver tonight, all you need to do
is look at the sky. Fun fact, it's a full
moon tonight in November's full moon is also known as
the beaver moon. It's a super moon. It's the last
super moon of the year. It'll be big and golden brown.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Golden brown.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
People love all that crap.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I worked with the dude who was obsessed with all
the different moods. Yeah, we have a red moon.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
The moon.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
It is cool. When have you gone out to see them?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
If I'm driving or something.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, wow, look at the moon once.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
We want to vacation, just friends. And then we stayed
in one of those igloos and we're in the same bed. Yeah,
we still in the same bed.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
But she had a boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Yeah right, we didn't hook up. Yeah, you just looked
at the moon together. Yeah, we were just friends. But
we looked at the moon and it.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Looks so cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, it's weird. Also,
the story about the the guy that was found dead
at the Planet Fitness, the story is still so crazy
to me if you haven't heard about it. This guy
dead found three days later in one of the tanning beds,
oh at the Planet Fit. This happened in Indianapolis. So the

(40:11):
cops they say there was a needle inside the room
with him. And I got this clip here. This is
a chick who was at the gym before the cops
and she tells us what happened. I will give you
a warning. There's some vocal fry in here.

Speaker 10 (40:26):
Yeah, And I was kind of like sniffing, trying not
to look crazy, but I was like, something smells really
awful here. The forcing that kind of went off in
my head was, you know, lack of attention from the
staff members that planet Finit's, which is pretty disappointing because
maybe it could have been prevented.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
And the tanning bed has a door.

Speaker 10 (40:43):
I believe, but still like, why are we not concerned
that the door has been closed three days in a rope?

Speaker 11 (40:49):
Potentially yeah, potentially question the potentially question potentially potentially.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
So freaky all right, nobody noticed that smell or yeah,
I mean he probably looks good now. I mean the
gyms get mad if you don't wipe down the equipment.
But you're not even checking on weird, like even taking
a little look sie there.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Have you ever done a tanning bed?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I like stand up ones too, Yeah, because I was
I was a member of Crunch gym and for whatever
membership I had, it included it and I was like, oh,
you should try it out. I'm like, I mean, you
know how my complexion is I have the complexion of
a urinal and so I'm like, oh, you know, check
it out. It wasn't for me. Did you burned all
hell the first time? No, just it wasn't for me.

(41:45):
And I didn't like the idea yourself the cancer that's
worth it? Am I going to do this all the time,
you know, because otherwise I'm putting myself in this situation
for no real purpose other than to be a little
little looks for how long?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Absolute purpose?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
For how long? You do feel like you're microwaving you're inside? Though?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah? Is it painful?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
And I'll be honest, it felt a little gay?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
It did that guy Like, I.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Was like, this is kind of gay.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Did you use one of Thosettle heart stickers so you
could have the tan line?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah? I've seen chicks that do that.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
No, I just closed my eyes. I didn't use the
goggle things either, because I figured like circles, I just
closed my eyes. You have paper thin eyelids, that is fine,
they need to get a little I got diarrhea. My
mouth is drying. A woody show, insensitivity draining for political

(42:44):
world show. I'm not sure what everybody's got going on
this weekend, but I'm excited tonight for the Tyson Jake
Paul fight. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, looking forward to that. Doing
a little Disneyland tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Look, we have some friends that that that we met
ten years ago. Medic and I met them at the
same time, and so they were just like friends of
my wife and I and then Medic and his wife,
and so we're having a dinner tomorrow night. Is it
a friend of Verse, it's a friend of it's dnsary crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Oh that's that's so not you.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah, and they're they're Club thirty three members. So we're
having dinner at Club thirty three tomorrow night. Like ooh
la lay fancy pants. So I'm excited about that. Did
you get a new shirt? Uh? No, you got a
new shirt for this? Yeah? I don't think I have one. Uh,
it's just a collared shirt. They have a dress code

(43:38):
you see you guys. Oh yeah, does it a Mickey
on it?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
I don't need to have Mickey on it, but it
needs to be a collared shirt. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
I just for some reason, I didn't think I had
like one that was just like a plane color.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I had plenty of those. It's all I wear.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I wear this true.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I have three of these sweatshirts, and then I have
about four black polo shirts.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
Jobs.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
We'll wear one of those all right, every day.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Like you say, it's like you're a cartoon character.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Check in what you got going on this weekend? Friday
check in two to nine eight seven. Lead a show
of Hans.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Who's getting I'm not asking, I'm demanded.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It's the hot show, all right. Well, phones are open
eight seven seven four Friday check ins on the text,
send those over to two to nine eighty seven. It
is November fifteenth, twenty twenty four. It's a brand new hour,
another new ol insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(44:36):
My name is whatdy. That's Greig Gorey, Good morning. Whatdding
We've got Gina gran money, we got Sammy Marino money.
There is Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
My name is what?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Did I mentioned that already?

Speaker 8 (44:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Okay, believe so I changed up because I wanted to
leave this guy for last. Because ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls, we have menus here, time for menaces. Late
night monologue, wing in review. Yes, so please welcome ladies
and gentlemen your house. Well, it's finally over, guys.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
The endless arguing, the NonStop rest conferences, the back and forth.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I'm so happy. So what time is that Jake, Paul
and Tyson fight tonight? Oh yeah, it's a seven o'clock
East getting getting getting? You thought I was talking yet
seven o'clock?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
What?

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Yeah, Well I don't think you were getting what you
thought I was talking about the White House?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Oh right, yeah, you thought you was sipping.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Yeah, you worked out were getting.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
We're not getting.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
But my response, my response is eh, we'll see what happens.
What I'm really worried about is the price of my
sodies aka soda. Soda prices are so damn high. My
mini soda packs are like ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
At some places.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
What they start making soda a Ferrari factory.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
So let me ask questions I might yes, yes, DJ
interrupt this man. What's going on? I'm trying to follow
up on the Minnesota's. Yes, they come in a pack
of how many twelve? I guess, okay, yeah, but there's
less there's less soda. But for whatever reason, those twelve
packs of the Minis are more expensive. Yeah, it's great

(46:27):
cut novels. They're both in cans. There's less of what
the product actually is this doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
I understand your anger. Yeah, I know, it's very frustrating.
I have comments about it. So my Minnesota packs are
up to ten dollars at some places.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Credible.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Where are they making these Ferrari factories? I might switch
the water, It's like, but that's like ill gross water.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Come on, we gonna get up. Gross.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
People are crying online that the Woody Show has too
much gross out humor, you know, like talk about tampons
and poppins. It's it's like, what do you want us
to talk about your mama's busted ass face? Because eight
out of ten dudes give that.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
A yuck getting all right?

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
I call your mama ugly, poor lady.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Her kids are losers on the internet, and she looks
like a chupacavra.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
So sad? Can we talk about another thing? That's gross?
Old people? Am I right? So they're on TV now
with the Golden Bachelor and The Bachelorette.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Old people should only be seen during the holidays and
when we pick up our inheritance inheritance check almost had it.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Am I right?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Grang?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I mean, if I'm getting an inheritance, I don't want
to see the person.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
It's like make TV young and hot again.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
While we're on the subject of though hot, like who
turned off the heater on America? Yeah? I hear all
about this global warming, but I don't feel it. All
I feel is my toad's falling off and my nad's
becoming raisins.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
I can't. I can't tug last with these nipples. I
swear heaters have gone worse over the years. You know,
have you not heaters sucked?

Speaker 6 (48:19):
It's like I might as well be a Sami and
buy old ass house at a fireplace.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
But then again, like old house yucky like old people. Yeah,
so yuk.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
But what's not yuck is can'tc is selling candles that
smell like fried chicken. And you know what, my fat
ass is here for it. Why have your house smelled
like flowers when you can have it have the chicken option?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
You know, it's like being cultured and stuff. Who look
into it? I'm cracking myself up.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
We have a massive sports weekend this weekend with fights, football, basketball,
and more so. If you're not into that, just know
that you're a giant pussy and your family hates you.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Anyways, we have a great show for you tonight.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
kJ Elephant is here and Aiden Ross is here as well,
So I hope you have a wonderful weekend and enjoy
the show.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
All right, there's menaces late night monologue week Yeah, I'm
in fourth and amused. Yes, thank you?

Speaker 6 (49:30):
All right, all right there we go home and people right,
gross monologue?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Gross make it young and hot again, Yeah, you know
what I'm saying. And soda yeah, and that like where
are they making it? And chicken candles it's called cultured.
Did they get soda from a diamond money?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
My wife likes to buy the little mini one. Yeah,
it's great, and I don't know why you guys like
them and I don't. I do because it's a perfect portion.
So yeah, that's it. And that's what she says.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I know, butcause she's a woman, But my arm lady,
it's very non menace.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
This is America. Yeah, get the ones. You can get
twelve for a cheaper price just because you're not in
those little tiny cute cans.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
And then if you don't, don't.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Throw it away again. This is America.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Up it to us.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
I mean, I mean I do, because like if I
buy the bigger cans, I drink half the cans, then
it gets flat. I just throw it away, you know exactly.
Then don't buy the mini Yeah, you'll save yourself some money.
You get more for the money.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
But the mini worlds are so cute they're put the cans. Yeah,
I like the little cute cue.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
You're bless?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Would you do it?

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Just chilling true true.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
All right, Gina grad what are the trending news headlines?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
A lot going on, But after months of anticipation, the
fight between fifty eight year old former heavyweight champ Mike
Tyson and twenty seven year old Jake Paul is two nights.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Let's go, yes Tuesday. I'm down. I know I can't
wait to watch it. Like me too, I have the
same kind of feeling. This is very nostalgic for me
because I have the same kind of feeling that I
used to have back in the day when Tyson was fighting.
I get so filthed up. I would get so taped
up just to watch the fight. Yepeah on pay per views,
so you had to have like thirty friends over well.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Many fans have planned to watch this because they want
to see a retired legend with nearly twenty years since
his last professional fight, take on a former social media
influencer looking to earn a little more cred in the ring.
The finally streaming exclusively on Netflix, Tyson and Paul will
weigh in at seven pm Eastern tonight, and things got
pretty heated last time.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
They did that. I don't know if you guys saw
the video.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Tyson ended up slapping the hell out of Paul and
they had to be broken up by the people on stage.
And I like he was wearing his little like Tyson
was wearing little yeah, well his little teeny tiny yeah,
like a tidy gray easeikini shorts.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Like I'm watching a lot of these lips where you
know they're talking to Tyson and I don't care that
he's sixty almost, Like the guy is still scary rift quick.
You could tell he's legit. I mean, he's well, stabish, crazy.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
But I will admit that I would be terrified to
get into the ring with Jake Paul as well.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
We're just normal people. We're not sure.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Exactly, but I wouldn't underestimate him.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, I mean I'm underestimating him when it comes to Tyson,
I'm underestimating him against Tyson, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
The great thing is that you we just don't know even.
It's really who knows.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Even Jake Paul's mom at one point was asked if
you know, like about Mike Tyson's power, and she's like, yeah,
he's a very scary man. He still has all this power.
And his mom even messaged him saying she won't watch
Tyson punch because it scares her, like she can't.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Watch Oh mom, No, he loves that message, that support.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, I mean, you know my mom would be freaked out.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Of course, I'm here to do this fight. I don't
need you to be saying that you're scared.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
But you're not gonna watch. Here's some stats. Thirty one
years between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, forty seven fights
Tyson had before Jake Paul is even born, twenty four
years since he last fought professionally, twenty two first round
stoppages in Tyson's career, uh the odds Paul is favored

(53:32):
to win by minus two thirty five three is the
number of fights that Jake Paul's had against professional boxers,
where he's two and one and his only professional loss
was a split decision against Tommy Fury, so a little.
There's some numbers, but I mean he's getting around forty

(53:53):
million dollars or something like that either way, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Didn't Mike Tyson go bankrupt at one point?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yes, this is a.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Good way to He'll be just fine. Well, speaking of
who else will be just fine. The satire newspaper known
as The Onion just won the bidding for Alex Jones's
Info Wars at a bankruptcy auction. The purchase was backed
by families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims, who
Jones owes more than a billion with a B dollars

(54:23):
two for calling the masacre a hoax.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Now The Onion will take.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Over the info Wars website, social media accounts, his studio
in Austin, Texas. Oh yeah, video archive. I mean it's
it was well, he still owes. You know, he owed
a billion, so I wonder how much it takes off
his tab.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
And I can't imagine that to spend that much.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
I mean, it's literally at a bankruptcy auction. But I'll
tell you who the big advertiser is for this. The
Onion says it will be a gun violence prevention organization.
Called every Town for Gun Safety.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Okay, so basically it's a big charitable donation pretty much.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Alex Jones was not happy. But he says he's just
gonna move.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Sorry, He's just gonna move to a new studio and
get new websites so he'll be okay. Yeah, yeah, I
mean I don't know if he'll be okay. He's still
he's got to pay all that money. Yeah, I mean,
but you're going to work every day for free.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Well, like I said, those people are gawker who posted
the hull and tape.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Can't do anything right, right, bankrupt your life? Yeah right?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Well, and and wasn't the news that he moved a
couple of shuffled a couple of funds around, so you know,
maybe they didn't have access to everything he had.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
So I find him weapons thoroughly annoying. Yeah. The voice
is pretty hard. Just the voice, everything about him I
just find irritating. Yeah, yeah, I'm not You're not gonna
get from me. Well.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
A new study found that popular weight loss drugs like
oh zempic and we go v can.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Even help curb alcoholism.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
The study looked at over a quarter of a million
people with alcohol problems.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
And found another reason that Greg needs it.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Got to go. I want to bathe in it.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Oh dude, this is amazing.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Found that the weight loss drugs were less likely people
who took them were less likely to be hospitalized for
too much drinking. A clinical investigator says hospitalized. Yeah, people,
I'm going to get hit you with some numbers that
might make your head spind that these medications are very promising,
but they haven't reached the point yet where they can
say they definitely work. But he did add the amount
of people who die because of alcohol is way bigger

(56:25):
than opioids. And I did a little Google search and
I looked it up, and according to the CDC, around
one hundred and seventy eight thousand people die every year
from excessive alcohol use. Well, eighty four thousand die each
year from opioids, So.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Is that it? That's eighty But the way that we
hear about opioids right exactly, I'm not saying this not
a lot. It's a lot of people. You're getting narcanda
every day? Yeah, eighty four. Like, man, I'm shocked by
that number.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
I would think it was eighty four thousand per state, Yes,
perdet I'm kind of.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Just based on like all the stuff that we hear
about it, hearing that number goes, that's not that big
a deal. It's not that bad. I mean, I know
it's bad.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Yeah, but their body is finding stasis and learning to
live on it until they don't.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
It was so funny.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
I was in an event yesterday with some listeners, and
when it comes to these weight loss drugs, they didn't
want to know updates about you, Woody or myself. They
want to know if Greg was still keeping up all.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
You only do it that one? Is he still doing it?
I'm like, you're concerned about Greg? Greg is going to
be all right? I guess they still think you're a
fat cow.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Greg. I didn't fall wagon this week?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Okay? Like what you had?

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Like?

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Two? Good? I had no three.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Well, let's talk about something a little more north of us.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
If you look up to the sky.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
The Pentagon and the Director of National Intelligence just reached
their release their annual report on the UFO sightings around
the town. And while the review has cases of misidentified
balloons and birds and satellites, they still haven't found all
the reason is behind the seven hundred new UFO reports
that came in last year. In fact, there are about
two dozen that they just cannot explain. One researcher even says,

(58:09):
these are interesting cases that with my physics and engineering background,
I don't understand, and I don't know anybody else who understands.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Well, that's so redundant. There's a handful that can't be explained.
That's what the U and UFO stands for unidentified. So
if you can't identify it, it's a UFO doesn't mean
there's a spaceship, but there is an explanation.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
I mean there is spaceship, Greg.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
But what I find interesting if you look on the
map of like sightings, it's all pretty much in.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
America exactly for the biggest sucker for UFO. Solidly we
want to get probed.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
And if we ever find out the truth, how arrogant.
I will apologize for being ting it, but it's so
stupid and wishful thinking and childish old they're spaceships flying,
No they're not, And.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
How arrogant to think that you know, this is where
they'd want to come wormholes? All right, that's what's going on.
Thank you, Gina grad Quick break more Woodies show next,
Hang on the show's show. Well, it's a Friday rip. Yeah,

(59:24):
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(59:44):
And then coming up Monday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, we're giving
away not only tickets to the Dodger Stadium show, but
then also getting you in to be here at the
radio station. I'm gonna be hosting a little sit down
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And you could be here at the radio station for that,

(01:00:05):
plus maybe even ask a question which would be on
a broadcast. Is going to be on rock and alternative
stations across the entire country. That's awesome. And then also
the Dodger Stadium tickets you get both, my god, Yeah,
so that starts Monday, You're on the Woodie Show, and
then tickets for the Dodger Stadium Lincoln Park Show with everybody,
I mean, you know, Kristen Leemond and Bookertin Striker and

(01:00:26):
of course us That is all next week. So I
I love this news. I don't love it that he's
not feeling well, but I love the fact that Gina's
husband is a real man. He's a family guy. Because
stereotypes are based in truth, whether you want to admit
that or not.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
And they came from somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
They came from There wasn't just something that was completely
fabricated at nothing. Stereotypes are absolutely true. Not that there
aren't exceptions to the rule from time to time, of course,
but the majority of the time spot up there for
a reason. And the what I'm talking about is the
whole thing about when guys don't feel well, they're just
big pussies, yeah, you know, and feel good and they
eat everything done for them or what. I've never subscribed

(01:01:10):
to that too, And apparently for facts, this is also
Gina's husband Andy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Yeah, he does not need he not only does he
not need anything, he won't accept anything. He demands to
do everything just like it's any other day, only he's
coughing and sneezing and shivering a little, and I say,
do you want me to clean that up?

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
No, no, I'm good. Do you want me to do that?

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Do you want me to pick the kid up from school?

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
No, I got it. Like, but you're sick, Like take
advantage of the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Fact that no, no, no, no, no, because he wants
to be the man he wants to. Yeah, but when
I'm sick, Oh my god, you'd think I was having
I can imagine failure.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I can imagine you being very much a diva.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I'm such a pain in the ass. The tears and
he he just he won't hear of it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
For him, Yeah, good, because he's manned up. He has
manned up for sure. Guys, you're not doing men any
favor by contributing to that stereotype. Like, if people don't
like the stereotype, well, don't contribute to it. Yeah, don't
be the stereotype. Don't be. The stereotype is exactly right. Well,
I hope Andy feels better. Yeah, you know what you
could do. You can help him get all the poison out. Oh,

(01:02:15):
is that how it comes out?

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Proven?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah? A woman when the don't feel well, they're not
into anything like that. Guys, they're still down. Really, Yeah,
they don't want to do a lot of the work.
But look how people with food poisoning feel. So this
is this is pretty funny. This secret service agent got fired. Yeah,

(01:02:42):
it's so funny for sneaking his girlfriend into President Obama's
beachfront home in Hawaii. She says that her boyfriend was
trying to impress her when he offered her a private
tour while Obama and Michelle were out of town, and
she said he also wanted to hook up in Michelle
Obama's bathroom. But then people got wind of it, and

(01:03:05):
then the agency launched a full investigation. The dude was
suspend him surprised he wasn't fired. Yeah, he wasn't fired.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Kind of breaking and entering, it was well, I mean,
is it breaking and entering when you have access to
a place? That's true? Yes, breaking and fornicating. Obama's cool
with it. Yah, knows a lot of stuff. Yeah, I
don't know, but yeah, enjoy the house. Yeah, yeah, I
mean it's much better than hey want to see a
radio station? Oh, way better. It's funny the stupid stuff

(01:03:35):
that people do try to impress.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
She should be impressed that he's secret service to begin with,
and then to bang in a bathroom of the Obama's house. Yeah,
but like, what's the that would be impressive? What's the
one thing that you were talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Menace? There was somebody that said you just drive around
a neighborhood where there's a house being built. Oh yeah,
and take a date up there and go, well, I
just want to check in there I'm having my house built. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
I heard that one time because I was working at
a station that aired a radio show called Tomkis and
he was all like, all right, yeah, misogyny and stuff,
and his pro tip was like, well, if you live
in an apartment, this is what you do. You just
tell the lady that you're living there temporarily while your
house is being Yeah. You just find a place where

(01:04:18):
they're building new house, a really nice neighborhood, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
And take her by there and say you're checking on
checking in on your house.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
From the same guy who said steal other people's ATM
receipts and tell him that's your bank account.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Yeah, this guy has so many tips.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Those are some good tricks. I think it's still find
some shows on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
It's a show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Good morning everybody, Yeah, please to
have you here? What he greg? There's menace?

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
He's super excited for this hour. You'll understand in a
second ripping out, there's lots of great smells. Half out here.
We got Sea Bass. Sammy's here. My name Seabas is
actually out in the hallway right now because he is preparing.
We were talking about hot pockets recently, and so we're
gonna we're gonna do a hot pocket taste drive. It's
been years since I've had a hot pot really for

(01:05:13):
maybe maybe they've been cave, maybe they've improved. I doubt
it because a lot of things don't get better with time.
Like a lot of times they figure out how to
cheap out to keep their profit margins or whatever, so
they start skipping on something. The best version is always
the original version. Yeah, and they usually figure out a
way to make things cheaper and crappier.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
I pregame for this just you know, make sure that
you already had some I had something like no, not
like today what Yeah, because SeaBASS is out there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
He took the microwave that's usually in the studio. He
brought it out in the hallway. I don't know how
many frigging hot pockets did you buy? I probably have
fifteen different types of honey. Well that's why the conversation started.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Because Meta said, hey, you all have been sleeping on
hot pockets. It ain't just your old pepperoni cheese anymore.
And I went into Walmart and holy Christmas crap, we
can make it rain.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Bruh. We're gonna have hot pockets for weeks up in
this shit. Now, Yeah? Do they all burn the crap
out of your mouth without hot lava inside?

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Well, they still cook the Well we'll get into that,
but they cook the same way and we don't have
a freezer to keep them cool in menace after we
microwave them. But I had the microwaving so long that
they should have pulled off by now. O.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, before we get there, we
do have some food news. Yeah, all right, So Burger
King has announced they're selling one million whoppers for a
dollar while supplies last.

Speaker 9 (01:06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Greg. Members of the Royal Perks loyalty program can score
the deal through the Offers tab and the BK app
also see and go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Yeah, that was a supplies around.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Greg will not app Chili's menu items. They keep going
viral on social media and that's caused them to have
a fourteen percent jump in sales. The Chili's ten big
Smasher is currently one of the biggest traffic drivers, but
they're of course six dollars margaritas. The triple decker combination

(01:07:07):
platters make it popular as well. In fact, the triple
decker platter sorees of sales have soared seventy percent yeamn,
thanks to social media, and now make up eleven percent
of Chili's total business. Chipotle customers there have been complaining
a while about portion sizes and they've been getting better.

(01:07:28):
But don't worry because Chipotle says they now have a
permanent solution for that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Okay, make them bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
According to Chipotle's interim CEO, employees are now giving out
more consistent and generous portions for that. But again, like,
how do you guarantee that you don't? I guess maybe
if somebody says something right, if.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
They just have a standard, they should just hit that standard.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Some holiday food news, oh food news, Burger King is
gonna have an advent calendar. Sammy Nice they say it'll
cost nineteen dollars and fifty four. That's an honor of
the year that they were founded. It's filled with items
worth more than one hundred bucks. But the thing is
the deals will be available to the Royal Perks members
on the BK app So there the village is seen

(01:08:12):
on the BK Advent Calendar and will come to life,
and then users will find the daily deals in their
digitized mailbox. It's a virtual Advent calendar. There will also
be festive activities and interactions around the village. Oh that's sweet.
But we can get some you know, get some free
food and stuff like that out of it. I haven't
seen it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
Maybe some listeners can text in two two ninety seven,
But did you see the Advent calendar that's been online.
I think it's maybe Costco or Sam's Club. But it's
like five feet tall and alcohol giant, full size stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
What's in it? It's just like random stuff like Teddy Bear,
like whole giant thing, whole items.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
I would love to get one for the studio, yes,
but I just don't know where it's sold. It looks
like Costco.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
It'll be Samsky, all right, some holiday food News Food News.
Popeyes they do have their Cajun style turkey. It's back
again this year. They first rolled this out in two
thousand and one. Uh So, you can order your turkeys
through the Popeye's website ninety nine bucks and they'll deliver
them to your doorstep. You can order in store for
fifty four dollars ninety nine cents.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Do that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, damn good. So it just reduces prep and cooking
time because it's delivered pre cook so you need to
thought a few days in advance, then reheat it in
the oven for you know, it's simple. Well, Gine, you say,
it's probably really damn good, but we tried it and
it was. It's not great. It was regularly. Yeah, it
sounds that. Yeah, it sounds really good. And I had
it one year. We did the regular turkey just in case. Yeah,

(01:09:43):
but we got one of these because I mean, I
love all that Cajun and favor. Yeah, and it sounded
like it was gonna be really good. But man, it
was regular, It was basic regularly. It was it was
really mid food news. Arby's. Yeah, some Arby's News bringing
back their deep fried turkey gobbler and their deep fried

(01:10:03):
Turkey Club. Oh yeah, So the deep fried Turkey Gobbler.
It's a thick of thick slice deep fried turkey breast
top with melty Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, herbs, spread, crispy
onions and everything seasoning on a toasted butter boche bun.
Hate the meat he's piling up pilot dogs. And then

(01:10:24):
you got the deep fried Turkey club. That's a thick
sliced deep fried turkey breast top with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato,
bake and mayo. That's on a toasted brioche bun. It's
not so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
You know who's a Thanksgivting sandwich? I had that was
not great? Was seven elevens recently.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
Trying to do like does like it's wa Wa gobblers.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
I remember I packed one if I brought one home
one time was I wasn't near a wa wa and
I put it in my luggage.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
It's stayed all right, seven eleven one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
It's just like basic turkey slices with like some half
assed crem Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
You know what I bought. We haven't eaten it yet.
I just bought it the other day at the store.
I saw it's that Deorno Thanksgiving pizza. So it's basically
it's a Thanksgiving meal in pizza form. So you have
the yeah, the crust, it's got turkey, gravy, there's like
some little like crasins on there, cranberry raising, they have

(01:11:22):
green beans on there is the instead of like pizza sauce,
it's gravy. Yeah, oh my god. And then cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Of course, somebody LEGiT's gonna have that for Thanksgiving, that
that will be there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
I would eat it if it was just by myself.
I'm gonna eat that problem. I mean, we're gonna eat
it at our house. And I said, I said to
my wife and said, hey, look at I foun out
the store. She goes ew ew. People have this weird thing,
I think, because when you say pizza or whatever, like
whatever it is, they think of it in its most
basic form. So she's thinking pizza, dough, marinara sauce, cheese,

(01:11:54):
and then you put the gravy and the turkey. It's
like no, no, I told her, So you got to
think of it more like a barbecue chicken pizza. You
mari and aara sauce. They use the barbecue as the
sauce and then they put the chicken in the cheese.
It's the same as a Thanksgiving meal.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Yeah, I just call it an artisanal Thanksgiving flat bread.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Say flat bread, flat bread, That's exactly what I saw.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Say I would ask, because your wife ever had these
seven to eleven breakfast pizza with the gravy and the eh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Of course the answer is no, no, yeah, she's no fun.
And then Krispy Cream, I saw they have these out.
They have their Thanksgiving pie donuts, four new flavors. They
have an apple crumble donut, so it's pie crust butter cream,
and a cinnamon cookie crumble, Chocolate silk pie donut, Chocolate

(01:12:38):
Lover's Dream with chocolate icing and butter cream. They got
a Lemon cream pie donut YEP donut with a lemon
cream pie filling. And then the Blueberry crisp donut maybe
with classic blueberry pie filling. And so these available now
through Thanksgiving. Check your local Crispy Cream. And like I said,
they had some of these. They had some of these
set up in the grocery store kind of right by

(01:12:59):
the checkouts. Had because they sell Krispy Kreme donut. Yeah,
like all package up and ready to go. And yeah,
they had those there. And then I hear one more
piece of Thanksgiving food news, food news reg your favorite Aldi.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
I love Aldi.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
So they have a twenty twenty four Thanksgiving bundle. They're
selling it for forty seven dollars and they claim it
could feed ten people, which would make you just four
dollars and seventy cents per person.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
What's in it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
It is the lowest price on Thanksgiving dinner in five years.
It includes a sixteen pound butterball turkey and all the
ingredients for traditional holiday sides.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Forty seven bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Yeah, so you get rolls, macaroni and cheese, stuffing ingredients
for cranberry sauce, mashed potato, sweet potato casserole, green beans,
and pumpkin pie.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
And it's all made and ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
It's a forty seven. See you probably I could get
all the stuff. I don't think it's I don't think
it's pre codky. Still good deal. All right, we're gonna
take a break and seabasses. Let me know that we
do have a woody show taste drive ready to go.
These different hot pockets. He bought a billion of them.
I don't think we're gonna be able to get to
them all. We can try, but we can try him
and then we'll power rank the best ones. I'll see
maybe I misremembered. It's been so long.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
It's kind of like when you see a movie as
a kid and you think it was great, and then
you watch it as an adult and you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Go, yeah, yeah, hold up. So we'll see Woody show
and it smells delightful in here, wouldn't you say?

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Menace?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
I love it? And Meds is taking pictures of a
turus sou. There's all those like hot pockets that are
in the studio seabassu after this around the food news
that we just did, it was like this, we had
fifteen or so different hot pockets. There's a pile of
empty boxa. There's no way we're gonna get to all
of these, but we are going to taste drive some
of these sample. It has been years. I think Greg

(01:14:43):
and I probably had the hot pocket around the same time,
like maybe the nineties, maybe the nineties. It has been
four early yeah, I'd say late nineties for me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
I would say early.

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
Sammy's freaking out that there's food in the studio, actually food.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
What's the matter about the fo They brought in this
huge cart off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
What what what are you worried about?

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
I'm not worried about are we really going to eat
all of them?

Speaker 12 (01:15:12):
Because he said fifteen different yes, and I said, are
we We're not trying fifteen different types?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
What's wrong with that? While we're wasting time argue about that,
let's get to the eating. Yes, all right, so sea bass,
what's what's up first?

Speaker 12 (01:15:24):
Here?

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
You're gonna start with the class six. I'm passing around.
You don't have to get you have to You don't
have to eat all of these here, cheese steak. I'm
passing around cutting halves. You can grab what you want.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
You don't. Now we're going to rank these. Okay, it's
the one of the ones that we try here to.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Jog your You're in Greg's memory and just said, hey man,
we've been sleeping on these hot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Pockets in the original.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
Well, here's the thing is hot pockets they have they
have ditched the crisping sleep Oh really, no longer.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Food.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
So it's yeah, it's just part of it is not original.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
You say it different. It tastes different the regular Philly No, wait,
this cheese sticky. This isn't bad. Pass them around.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
Now folks don't know this, but I didn't even know this.
I'll admit even science with sea bass that's more Philly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
It's the same thing. If you whoever doesn't have one.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
The crispin slee was actually called a susceptor, that's and
what it does is it is coated with metal which
absorbs the heat from the microwaves and then radiates that
heat back on. So I always thought it was reflecting
the microwave feet. No, it's absorbing and re radiating. But
a hot pocket some time ago ditch that because they
said it just wasn't necessary.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Oh yeah, we're probably such an innovation.

Speaker 8 (01:16:33):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
It's hidden in a bunch of different It's like inside
of popcorn bags, Like susceptors are hidden all around different
types of Yeah, you just don't know about it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
These thoughts, we're going to rank them. So whatever your
favorite least favorite. So this is a newer one for me. Anyways.
The for meat and four cheese, Oh yeah, you want
to pass that around? So what pepperoni sausage would else
would be in there? Four sausage, poor pork, chicken and beef. Okay,

(01:17:02):
that's all the sausages I guess all three of those
Cane style bake and Italian style meatball and cheese is
in an Italian style seasoned crust.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
The four meat and four cheese. Again, there is giant
box of these and it's yeah. One thing with hot pockets, Greg,
I think you meant to mentioned this is they've abandoned
anything vegetable. The broccoli and chicken still exists, but I
could not find it. When I went on door dash
instick card. They was listed at like one store they

(01:17:33):
were out of stock.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Ain't nobody wanted that? That's the three four meat for cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
You're gonna pas the mror more of those round in
case anyone didn't get one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Okay, alright, So it's the what it showed taste drive
of hot pockets, the lily cheese steak and the four
meat for cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
The herbed crust is actually you can tell the difference, and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
They're not hot lava because Sea Bass has been cooking
these for half an hour plus. Yeah, he's been working
on it during the break, slaving over in fact later,
mine is ice cold. I'm sending it back and I
do like your choice aboutfit. He's in the chef Sea
Bass outfit. Very professional, Yeah, very professional, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Next up from the original lineup hot Pocket taste dry
steak and cheddar passing that around steak and cheddar.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
That's different than the Philly cheese. This is O G. Right,
this is yeah, the Philly Cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
I'm sure it's been around for a number of years,
but it's it's not the original lineup for anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
So it's almost be like a like a roast beef
sandwich that you would get, right, like a hot pocket
version of a roast beef sandwich. Alright, So that would
be different than the Philly cheese. Steak all right, all right,
this one has what just cheddar cheese and is that
beef or is that like something that used to be
dried hydrated in?

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Yeah, this is like Steakum's. And I'm also going to
give you the ham and scheddar while we're at it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Another O G. Yeah, I remember the ham and shuddar
very kind of fondly from my child. They might see
about if you have a favorite hot pocket, text on
over to what's number one, the number one hot pocket
on your power ranking. Also if you want to send
over like what's your least favorite?

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
See, that's the thing is they're all they're all variations
on a theme.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
It's all cheese and meat, maybe some sauce, and I don't,
I don't to me, there's a difference with that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
A distinction is that the phrase.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Right in what from one to the next one?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I mean, well, we'll talk about it in more in depth,
but yeah, I said, they've they've ave, they've vanished or
a vanished, they've abandoned any kind of like variety.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
It's just melia cheese. They're leaning into it. Oh my god,
I feel like this one. I want I want to
buy into it. It's gonna be like it's gonna do
the hot lava thing in my mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
It's well, while you guys are having that, how about
a third pepperoni and cheese a third a third of
the a cheese. So we had steak, we had ham.
Now pepperoni and cheese bonus on this one, though, this
is the Walmart version, not Hot Pocket brand, right, so
they do still have a pepperoni and cheese Hot Pocket brand,

(01:20:00):
but now the Walmart version also bonus. They keep not
the crisping sleeve, but they have a crisping pouch. Okay,
so it just kind of like basically well, but it's
more of a wrapped you just you cracked you endo
the pouch.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Wait, what is this one again?

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
This is the Pepperoni Walmart Walmart, So it doesn't say
hot Pockets on that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
It sounds like great Value or whatever that house brand is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
And that uh red sauce in there is primary color red.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
And the dough is very different, yes, very much as
a much of a blander, almost like a like a
saltwater cracker, not saltwater cracker, just the saltine saltine cracker,
very blad.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
There's no there's no herb topping on this water. They're
not even trying. Yeah, that one's not great. We've seen
I will tell you so, I will tell you so
far that better than I remember. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember, yeah, because I I think honestly, back when
I last have these, they probably had two or three

(01:20:54):
versions exactly, and that was it. Pepperoni yeah, and then
cheese yeah, and that was it. What's the next one?

Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
Okay, let's go with the breakfast hot pocket. Almost feel
like that should be different. It should be and it's
a bacon, egg and cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
I mean like a different category, you know, like these
are the ones for more like a lunch or dinner.
And did they have more than one breakfast one or
I don't believe they do it?

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
Well, okay, but brunch pocket. I had to go to
a CBS to get these because they were not in
the Walmart for some reason. But they will get their
hot pocket brand. Oh yes, absolutely, all right, most definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
All right, the morning one.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Yeah, so it's got when they're egg, bacon, egg and
treers all bacon, egg and cheese, all right, bacon, egg
and cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Outside dough looks fancier for some reason, croissant like because they.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
Had croissant pockets. But I think they've either discontinued or
deeply cut those backs. I didn't see them anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
I'll tell you that the cheese elemond of this one
looks fouls bright orange, I mean like bright orange.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Don't look into the middle. Are any of us ever
going to be able to go to the bathroom again?

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
What thing that helps me that makes me very regular
has rating is a simple bread like rice, bread, pizza, dough,
that sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Okay, I don't know about this one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Breakfast all right? Next up, and I just took a time.
What do you show if you're just tuning in taste Tribe.
We had a big kind of a debate about hot pockets,
and of course men is lit up. Yeah, he's he's
super into the hot pockets. Love some hot pockets, Yeah,
it does it. I don't know. I just like ramen. Right,

(01:22:32):
It's like, I mean, I'm not talking about like the
fancy ramen you get like a restaurant. I'm talking about
like the bag yuff that's like two for a dollar, right,
and you had the hot water. It's got that little
foil seasoning packet and stuff like that, Like you eat
that at I think, I feel like at a certain
time in your life, a certain period of your life,
and then you move on from it. To me, I'm saying,
but to me, that's hot pockets. Yeah, you eat them

(01:22:54):
when you have to. You guys thought you were above
hot pot Yeah. I kind of moved on.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Six bucks an hour.

Speaker 6 (01:23:01):
Yeah, and then I told you, guys, there's way more
hotpockets than when you grew up.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
And let's get into those right now, Menace all right,
that's the new big and bold live the average hop
pockets Right around four ounces big and bolds are like
six and a half or so.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Ours.

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
They said, hey, you're getting fatter, we'll get fatter too,
all right, big and bold and bold chicken bacon ring chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Now they have a chicken bacon.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Ranch with this's regular size, but this is the big
and boulder size to accommodate our girth. Yeah, exactly, chicken
bacon ranch. And by the way, Samy, I don't notice
you haven't sampled one yet.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Like bacon, you'll feed to grab any know. But I
do love hotpockets. I used to eat them for every meal.
I would have like chicken and.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Day chicken bacon ranch, chicken bacon ranch, big and bold.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
It's the bbo.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Also a very different look of dough. It does it
almost those sushi rolls you got with the paper.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
Let me let me explain that it's the crust. Greg
As you're noticing there is ranch blasted. It's it's a
creamy ranch.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Don't just choke.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
You don't just cover it. You don't just coat it,
you blast it. If you're a hot pocket, it creamy.
I wouldn't use the word bold, No, I would. I
would use the word bland.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
For this one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
I'm not fam This says it's creamy ranch smoke, bacon
and reduced fat mozzarella.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Who wants that? That's what I'm tasting?

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
Yeah, it's creamy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
I'm like, there's something I don't like about this. I
don't feel like I just got ranch blasted. It's creamy,
but I wanted that. I wanted to be ranch blasted
up in my mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
All right, Well, I've got another blast for you from
the fine folks at Hot Pockets. Another big and bold.
This is the buffalo style chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
That crush that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Crust, Gina is buffalo blast right there? When Buffalo gets it,
says spicy buffalo sauce with reduced fat shugar.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
What is they? Where are they doing that? Because we're
health conscou and then grilled chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
We're such spinny people.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
All right, this is another big and bold, big and
bold buffalo buffalo chicken. All right, and they'll blasted, yeah,
and then pick out pick out one more here sea
bass all right, you want to go. They do have
a They have a Hot Ones collab. Venis wow, oh wow,
this isn't bad. What the buffalo chicken one? I gave

(01:25:16):
it the worst ratings so far. Interesting I'm getting no buffalo,
no blasting.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Yeah, you gave it that to me and said what's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Supposed to be. I would not think, oh buffalo.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Yeah, you can eat the chicken though, right, you can.
You can catch that. Yeah, but it's very mild. It's
not super spicy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
Again, it's meat, cheese and sauce. They love that combination,
so metas. They have a couple of different hot ones.
Of course, that's the interview thing with the hot wings.
This one is called hot Hebernero Pepperoni and sauce, and
it is it looks like it's blasted with something.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I'm assuming something.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
This is uh los Kelly and taste rose out of
a brand of spice. Well, they say it's only a
five out of ten and we just had hot ones.
They're rama and it wasn't. I mean it was hot
and spicy. Greg, you had some menace, you had some I.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Think it was super hot.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Okay, so this might be this is the hot Habernaro
pepperonin sausage hot one hot pocket.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
And by the way, thank you for saying hob and narrow,
because apparently it's not Hobiniero.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
There is no there is no na over the exactly,
but we all put one in.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
This is by far the most crisp, to the to
the feel.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
It's a seasoned crispy crust. Doesn't seasons with what. Oh
that's a delight. Oh wow, does the heat come in later?

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Oh no, it starts. Yeah, I don't know about that one. Really,
it's got a kick.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
And by the way, this one, this is one that
does still come with the crisping sleep. Yeah, how do
you say a minute? It's a Hai Bornorious that's from
the archives Borious Havenorious. Oh, it's getting hotter.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
It definitely has a good amount of spice.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
They'll slap to it. Does it hot? This is hot?

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
Hobernarow pepperonin sausage. They do another version to which I
can throw in if you want it or later. I
know you're getting that full hownyummies are getting fully willy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
It's a lot of dough. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
By the way, there's four or five brands or varietals
we haven't gotten to yet.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yes, that's what Medicin's been saying. Yeah, maybe like a
little bonus follow up, Maybe Medicine could try him like
during the break and then you can give us like
the ones we didn't try. Which one was your favorite?
But we'll go over the list and then we'll give
you our power rankings for which ones we think are
the best hot pockets out there on the market. Now
that we've tried a good handful, what nine, one, two,
We got nine of them so far? And then yeah,

(01:27:31):
so what feeling very sleepy? And that one is pretty hot? Yeah,
it's still going. Yeah, this is still going the hot ones.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
More what he showed next? Hang on back in the bed.
All right, Well, we have all the pen and paper
been coming up with our power rankings of hot pockets
which came up, and we baited them because Greg and
I hadn't had them in years, many many, many and

(01:27:58):
many years. What did you tell plus decades?

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Can you tell me you did what to prepare for this?
You pre game with the hot pocket game yesterday, yesterday,
all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
All right, So I'll quickly just give you because I
ranked all of them. I don't know if you guys
do did I did top three? I did my top
three as well.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
My number one. I'll give you my top three and
I'll give you my last plate. Okay, top three at
number three, the ham and cheese. Yes, number two, the
four meat for cheese and number one the Philly cheese steak. Yeah,
I had that. I had those my number one as well.

(01:28:36):
I did not mind as much as you guys had
the big bold Buffalo chicken. That kind of made it
middle of the list. But my least favorite was the
hot Ones Habernorus. Yeah, that was my least favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
I hop in then, yeah, sure, because that is my
number three, number three, okay, because I do love spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Yeah, it's just you know, to me, it's like it's
one of those is unnecessarily spicy. There's stuff out there
that's way hot, I know, and I would never eat that.
I'm saying. If it was about half the spice that
it was, I would find it perfectly enjoyable, especially for
something like a hot pocket when you're eating that. Well,
that was my number three.

Speaker 6 (01:29:12):
My number two was Philly, all right, and number one
four meat four cheeses.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
All right, all about it. So so far Medicine are
both on board that Philly and the four meat four
cheese being pretty damn good.

Speaker 6 (01:29:24):
Pretty good, yeah, and on the bottom my list and
the most disappointing part of all this. And I've never
had it before. Was the big and bolts like I
ranked them all the same game fours. I even had
more than you. I even tried this, the steak, Nacho,
big and bold good. I found them all bland.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Yeah, that freaking bowl Chicken Bacon Ranch was the most
bland of all of them. That was my second to
last besides the hot ones. Hominorious there.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
I think it's just they need to be more concentrated.
So the all the juices in there.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
I thought, what about Eugena, your top three and then
your least favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
What are you and I are right on with the
top three. My number three is the four meat for cheese, okay,
my number two is the Philly Cheese steak, and my
number one the classic ham and Cheese. Oh yeah, long
to go wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
With the class.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
It's safe, it's good. You know what by far the worst?
Just shooting hot bland. You shatter into my mouth. That's
hot Chicken Bacon Ranch was down.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
That's her last place, Greg Gory. You know I haven't
had one in let's say three decades. I'm going to
say I did not miss any of them.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
I really we could live without them. They were all
very doe, very bland More refined, Well, I still have
my power ranking. Yeah, but what I you know what
I said, like, I haven't had them in a long time. Either,
they're better than I remember them being. They're about the
same as what I remember. But I also agree with
you that if I never had another one for the
rest of my life, wouldn't miss it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
My top three at number three was the fore meat.
Even though I thought it was just pepperoni the end,
you would not distinct Number two. I'm all alone on
my island here. I thought the chicken ranch was cre
was creamy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
It was very creamy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
The dough was better.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
It was like cream of car tire.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
I loved it, Like even car tire would have had
more of a flavor. Yeah right, you would have tasted
the rubber.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
This was just I liked it. I thought it was nice.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
And then number one, like with you guys, Ham and Cheddar,
Ham and Cheddar. It was the cheese is good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
It tastes like ham. It actually had flavor. And my
least favorite was that hot pepperoni hobbonaro peroni one not
because it was too spicy, that was not the case.
It just had a.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Terrible flavors very dirty dirty, uh sea bass. Well, I'm
going I think mine are all the steak ones. Okay,
I love love the Philly Sorry Philly.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
The Philly one's good. I just tried when we haven't
tried yet to see.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
It's the hot ones, smoky green chili cheese steak and
it's kind of like it's got like a dog food
texture to it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Very spicy. Though that doesn't even sound good. I mean, wow,
that's cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
That's awful.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Yeah, Philly's number two, number one, also a steak one.
I like the steak nacho, the big, big and bold,
and that's your number one, big, big, big, bold and beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:32:22):
And if you didn't like that one, I didn't like
any of the bolds man a little bit of heat
to it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
What did you guys think of that breakfast one?

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
It was number six fourth I put a five on that.
It's for forgettable. It was. And then I also liked
these steak and cheese anything steak. I liked you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
I think it's just I'm I'm meant Greg, I'm us great. Ah, Yeah,
I think it's just I'm so burnt out on pepperoni
for my life. I'm burnt down on it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Exactly, So I just did. It's not even registering for me.
All right, Well, there you go. There's your Power Rankings,
Will Show Power Rankings, Food News, Hot Pocket, Amazing Taste
Drive Today. Is it two goods? It's pretty good?

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
I hope.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
I'm thinking maybe it's not good The Woody Show. All right,
welcome back everybody. Hey just check it still Friday, right,
yeah it isn't. I don't want to wake up and
be disappointed realize it's Wednesday, or yeah, yeah it's Friday.
All right, good good, thank you for being here. We
got some entertainment news coming up here in just a moment. Also,
the birthday's porn of birthday in there, November fifteenth, that

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is today. It's National Raisin Brand Day. Oh I love,
I did. I did Hammer Rain Brand. I got a
kick on raisin bran here like some but recently I'm
burned out on it again. But yeah, I went on
a little bit of a kick. I'll eat a whole box.
It's a National bunt Day. Oh yeah, yep. It's a
pack your Mom's Lunch day. Sounds like it could be

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a sex movie. Yeah, pack your Mom's Lunch. Hey, don't
talk about my mom. It's a World vasectomy Day. Go
get it done. Fellas you're done having kids, go get
that visectomy. It's super easy. It's National Clean out your
Refrigerator Day, which they say is done every week here
at the radio station. But man, there's some really foul
crap in there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
Reeks.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Yeah, anyway, let's see we got some entertainment stuff. Quincy Jones.
The official cause of death pancreatic cancer. He died a
couple of weeks back, November third. He was ninety one
years old. The Golden Bachelorette Joan Vassos Is engaged the
guy that she chose, Chalk Chapel. What wait, chalk yeah,

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chalk c h O c K chalk Chapel. Is this
guy's name. I can't believe it's a real name. But
here's a clip and warning. Try not to throw up
in your mouth, although Greg will probably love it. Here,
I'm going to tell you that I love you every day.
I promised that I waited till this moment to tell
you that I love you, and I want to spend

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the rest of my life too.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
I've been waiting forever to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Were you burying me?

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Crystal Mary why'd you just scowl? You know what I
would love?

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
I would find that sweet had they met in a
quote normal way, not a golden manufactured TV shows, unemotional
stupid like six months.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
I feel like old people fall in love way faster.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Because yeah, they're just best friends.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Yeah, you can't be that choosy when you're like that
close to death. If they're knocking on Heaven's door. Now, Greg,
you'll appreciate this. At least one of these tough talking
celebrities have made good on their promise to move out
of the country.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Is it de Niro?

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Eva Longoria what has revealed that she and her family
have quote moved out of the dystopian United States. Okay,
I e.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
We went to the other one of our many homes
that we own around the world.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
They are now splitting time between Mexico and Spain. She
also acknowledges that she is privileged to be able to
move away, saying, quote, most Americans aren't so lucky. They're
going to be stuck in this dystopian country, and my
anxiety and sadness is for them. You'll be missed. Sangria
and like royalty in Mexico City. You know who is

(01:36:18):
pomped about President Trump being re elected. Joe Exotic Tiger,
and he wants Donald Trump to appoint him head of
the Fish and Wildlife Service. That's a great idea about
getting out of jail first. I mean just for the headline.
Wouldn't that be hilarious?

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Yeah, I think that would be too weird.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Bolooneian hot dogs is good enough for my big cats.
It's good enough for the Fish and wildlife also. You guys,
it's time to move on from the latest national nightmare.
Michael Strahan has apologized. If you're not sure what I'm
talking about, it all started there was a Fox NFL
Sunday this past weekend. There was a Veterans Day tribute.
All the hosts were standing during the national anthem, their

(01:36:59):
hands on their hearts up. For Michael Strahan, his hands
were clasped in front of him that deal, and the
reaction was insane. People were freaking out, wondering if he
was protesting something. There were even people calling for Fox
to fire him. Yeah, but obviously that's not happening. Strahan
has apologized, saying, quote, if that offended any of our

(01:37:19):
military and veterans, I apologize to you because That was
never my intent. Like, I couldn't believe how much people
were freaking out about that. Oh yeah, yeah. He wasn't sitting,
he wasn't kneeling, he wasn't doing it. He was just
standing there. It's yeah, he was so stupid. How about
this one yacht rock so legit HBO has made a

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documentary about it, and it begins streaming on Max on
November the twenty ninth, of the day after Thanksgiving. It's
called yacht Rock a Documentary, Get a doc and there's
commentary Fred Armisen, Questlove of the Roots, Steve Lukather of Toto,
Kenny Logs, and especially you know, they had to include

(01:38:01):
the captain Michael McDonald.

Speaker 7 (01:38:03):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Of course there's a trailer that you can check out.
But here's here's a little clip of that. Check a box.
But it doesn't want too hard.

Speaker 6 (01:38:11):
The singers all seem to be saying, hey, it's gonna
be okay, tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
It's perfect sitting down dancing music.

Speaker 12 (01:38:23):
As yach rock, I expected to be totally forgotten by
the end of the eighties, merged from comedy show.

Speaker 6 (01:38:36):
All of a sudden, this new genre we may started
to get embraced by the world.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
I always thought it was kind of flattering to be
made fun of. I began to see that it was
a kind of beck which way to honor us obviously
be an impression on somebody. Hell yeah, hell and the
day after Thanksgiving Noise And there's some.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
Really good yacht rock cover bands. There's Yachty Crew, who
I've seen another YACHTI by Nature.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
It's so fun. I would love to have an event
or whatever. We just have like a kind of like
a yacht rock event.

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
Fantastic. Yeah, that's a good summer.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Event, yacht to rock with the Woody show. I would love.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Time for the birthdays. In the Friday Porto Birthday.

Speaker 11 (01:39:26):
Boat show, Shimay, we're gonna it's shiver, We're gonna sit bag.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
She was like, it's shiver day, and you know, we
don't do birthday all right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Beverly D'Angelo Ellen Griswold.
She's seventy three years old today. Chad Kroger from Nickelback
is fifty Chile. Shalene Woodley right is thirty three and
e forty minutes. Yeah, forties fifty seven.

Speaker 6 (01:39:59):
I know. Medic bab Colarassi. I had to go buy
him Colorassi when I was intern.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Yeah, it's Colorassi like wine, yeah, jug wine wine.

Speaker 6 (01:40:09):
Mm, moved on up to zero right like the corup.
I don't think I don't think he ever did. Yeah, yeah,
but he has like his own wine line and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Forty forty. Your Porno Berta today is Rachel Rax are
a triple X. Yeah, and get this, her brass eye
is thirty double j oh my god. And she has
put those utters to work in forty five fine films,
including them Fangs Volume one. She was in Fat Black
Racks Volume one, also mouthwatering, ebony Naturals, flusty sisters. Who

(01:40:44):
can forget that one? Sure, she was in American boob Idol,
also big bouncing bonin and who can forget her unforgetable
rolling Get a load of them boobies, check them out.
Class a Rachel rax for three exos. She's twenty seven
years old today, and that is your Porner birthday, your

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celebrity birthdays. And that's a Friday morning. Look at what's
happening in the world of entertainment. We're gonna take a
quick break, and then we got some more Woodie Show.
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, that's gonna do
it for this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show.
That's it for the week everybody, hell ya, time to

(01:41:26):
get out of here and into the weekend. We made it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
We want to always the goal.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
At the beginning of the show. Go back full show
podcast today. Get caught up on the fail stories, also
the duiq Menaces late night monologue, week in review, Oh yeah,
bring your chuckle pants for that, news headlines and more.
It's all there on the Friday podcast. Just hit up
the woodieshow dot com. Anything you want to leave for

(01:41:51):
us over the weekend between now and Monday morning when
we hit the air, you could do that on the
after hours voicemails tell us about your weekend cheers and jeers,
maybe a drunk dial voice again, you can leave that there,
and then also check out our instagram. On our Instagram,
we have a new baby for you to judge. Judge

(01:42:13):
my baby. We'll see what everybody has to say on Monday,
but you have the weekend to hit up our Instagram
and check the kid out and let us know your
thoughts grade them on a baby scale of one to ten.
That's on Instagram at the Woodie Show. It's pinned right
to the top of our account. Okay, Greg Gory parting
words of wisdom, please, just.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
To remind her that the more tequila you drink, the
prettier everyone else gets. Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
There's a guy that I used to work with. He
was a client, like a sponsor of the show, and
he ran a place and this the slugline for their
for their company was the more she drinks, the better
you look. It was a discount cigarettes, beer, and liquor.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
Play.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Yeah, the more she drinks, the better you look. His
name is Fred Man. He's a legend. All right, Thank
you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for
giving the show some of your valuable time this week.
You know we'd love to appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here
on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend. SMD double m bye,

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a great Friday. You mother,