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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is it lies? The Woody Shows.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
A good morning everybody, everybody, And just like that, the
weekend's over. We're back here Monday morning. Yeah, I can
never even happen, right, yeah, yeah, it's Monday morning. It's
November eighteenth, twenty twenty four. Welcome, I'm widdy. That's Greg Gory.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Menace is here, Gina grad Good morning to you. See
Mass is here. We got Sammy Bort, Caroline here in
the Way Show production department.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Our associate producer. Her name is Morgan.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
She is here, Von our video producer on the job,
high as hell as always this morning. What we got
going on this morning? Let's see, we've got the weekend
cheers and jeers. Of course, as you know, we were
asking you to go on our Instagram judge my baby
is happening today.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, so we have the pictures up there. You can
see the baby in question.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
The mother reached out to us on an email once
to know if she's making a mistake going around showing
pictures of her daughter to people in the basement because
some you know, some parents make that mistake. They think
that their baby is cute, because you should, that's your baby.
But in reality, your kid's kind of a freak show,
and maybe you shouldn't be showing off those pictures unless
people ask. If people ask, that's fine, which should almost
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be the rule anyway, it should be consensual. Yeah, so
Judge my Baby's coming up. We got the news headlines,
we got the entertainment stuff, birthdays, porno birthday and more
here on this Monday morning on The Woody Show. Again,
phones are open, you get text, you can use the
email email at the woodieshow dot com, and of course
on social media, including going to see those Judge my
(02:18):
Baby photos. Look for us at the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
While you're on our Instagram.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
We still have the Comic Con cruise that we're giving away.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So on the Comic Con Cruise, you and a guest.
We even get you set up with with money to
get to Tampa, Florida, so you get a flight to
Florida so you can catch the cruise.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's coming up. February of next year is when it
actually leads. It's a Royal Caribbean ship.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yeah, it's very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, it's gonna be cool.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You can get more information about it if you go
to Comic Conthcruise dot com. That's Comic Conthcruise dot com.
Greg was mentioning something as we walked in this morning.
He is convinced that people are coming into our studio
at height.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, it's so weird every.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Day because the way our studio is set up, the
only we are the only show. We're the only people
that use this studio. It's not like the people that
come on after us use the studio. This is exclusive
to us, and that's why we're able to leave stuff
in here. The door is operated by like a fob,
so you have to like buzz yourself in. I know
for a fact that there's only a handful of people
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that have access to the studio. There are management people
around here that don't have access to the studio. We
have to like buzz them in.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah. So I'm not sure who would be coming in,
maybe other than the cleaning people. Yeah, I don't know,
but there is.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Okay, So I'll just share this because I thought, you know,
Greg's always crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know, he's being hyperbolic about things being clean clean.
Now I agree with him something is weird.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
It's happening because when I got to the studio, my
headphones the cable is wrapped around my chair like like multiple.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Times would have fallen that way. Yeah, it's done.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
It was like wrapped around like three times around my chair.
And then when I got uh to the studio today, Uh,
my computer is all moved around and uh some things
were unplugged.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It was bizarre.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
So that's because that sounds like something maybe if they
were putting in new equipment.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, I mean the I just know like we always
have the TV on the same channel right the channel
the TV ever goes off At this point, I was
on a on a channel that we were never.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
Watching right and I, as GENI can attest if it's
not a right angle, it's the wrong angle. I have
all my folders and papers neatly stacked. Those are all
like moved around and opened up.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Anyone's going to notice my power cord.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
For the computer is was pulled out and basically under
where your feet are woody.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Now, and it's daily.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
We do have cameras in the studio and so when
I do stay later in the day, I will see
engineers coming in here and working on.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Things, okay, but it's fine. Engineers would not They're not gonna.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
They're certainly like to be wrapping your cord like that
because you don't do that with those headphones.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, CA cord. No, engineers and cords.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
They're very particular on how they handles, and they do that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And they would put them back. That's weird.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
And I also don't think they want to go through
my folder. It's really weird.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
I know, we could throw a whatever, any kind of
ring cam.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
It's got to be very.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Secretive and who changed our channel?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I mean, people have this situation wherever they work all
the time, like someone was in their office space or
their cubical space. They want to lunches and stuff go
missing from the refrigerator, things go missing from desks. I
told you there were some cutbacks here. The last couple
of weeks. They let some people go company wide and
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they had to put an email, which I thought was
pretty pathetic.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did you guys see the email? All right, it's so sad.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Within like a day maybe two of people being let go,
people were rating their offices and their workspaces for items.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
But they work through. But they were just getting you know,
staplers and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, no, no, it wasn't office items like stuff. It was
like personal items, things that clearly belong to the person
because what they do. And I never understand this. I
guess it's some policy to keep people from flipping out.
But like you're let go and then they escort you
out of the building.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You walk directly out.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
But if you have an office, can you at least
come and collect your personal interest because when if it's
up to somebody else to pack your stuff up, and
then you could pick up your box and stuff at
the front desk, like they don't know how they know,
like what's yours?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What's not yours? I get fired.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
I have everything in that office is mine, like that
computer's mind, that monitors, cameras are mine.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Are you Are you planning on getting fired? Look, it's
going to happen at some point. I don't know when
or where. You think you're gonna get fired? Of course,
I mean eventually. Yeah, they fired.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
When I got fired, they wouldn't let me box my
stuff up either. They made me leave, and I live
twenty three miles away from work. They said you have
to come back tomorrow to get your stuff. I said,
I'm here, right now, yeah, I'll take it and I'll
be gone forever.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Don't worry.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
So then I went back the next day. They gave
me a little handtruck thing in a box, and then
when I walked.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
In, hey, Greg, how's it going? Like that is the
dumbest question. I'm about to lose my house? But hey good.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
They're like, if anybody took anything from the uh you know,
from the from the from the people who are no
longer here personal, please return them immediately. Like it's so
pathetic that they even had to put that email out
of their first.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Okay, that's true. But I got a sweet picture of
some guy in his family, so.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, they just were they threw the picture away.
They just really wanted that cool frame.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Yeah, I got a succulent in a coffee.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
The best mood, though, is when we were getting back
together and I was leaving my old company. I went
into my office on a Friday, cleared everything out, and
then on Monday put in my two weeks and they're like,
you can leave immediately and come back later for your things.
I go, oh no, it's alry gone.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
We're good.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
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Speaker 9 (08:06):
Maybe we'll consider the matter, wail the angles and get
back to you the Woody.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Show seeing it.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
What's up, everybody, it's a Menas Tomorrow, Norwalk, California, myself
and Board we're gonna be at raising canes from two
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Speaker 2 (08:46):
Video, turn that badass Riad.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Now Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's a fresh new week.
We left the tags on though, because that's cool. You
can still see the stickers in the texts for a
little while. We want toybody know how fresh our week is.
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It's Monday morning, It's November the eighteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Whatody. That's Greg Gory right there is menace. What is up, Boody.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
We've got Gina Grass, we got Sea Mass, We've got
Sammy and the phones were open for you at eight
seven seven forty four, Woody.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You can text us how was your weekend? I hope
it was great.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Let us know on the text over to two to
nine eight seven. We got some weekend cheers and jeers, jeers.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So throwback.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
It's like, uh, late seventies, early eighties, like TV theme show,
kind of like TV theme songs.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, SeaBASS. What did you put in the AI
for that? Like what type of music you remember?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I mean it's like Cynthie, Yeah, that's what I put in.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
What did you tell the band you hired do our customs? Yeah?
Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
We'll probably get into more detail later, but I'm gonna
say cheers to Jake Paul for for knocking out well
that he didn't knock him out, but for winning that fight.
And that's for two reasons. I didn't have a body
map of Tyson's tattoos. But having watched the fight and
now seeing his tattoos, I'm glad he lost.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Screwed say, for.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Years he celebrates dot communist murderers, right what.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I never knew he had these two very prominent tattoos,
right for f him? I never we all know in
the face tattoo, but screw you, Greg.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I think he got those while he was in jail
for just you know, upholding civil rights.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Right before this he was a sane person.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
No, I'm not saying that that is an unfair uh
parallel exactly. I knew about the face tattoo, as did
Planet Earth. I never looked at all his tattoos with
a fine tooth cut, and having seen them now I
can say, f you, Tyson, I'm so glad you lost.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
You suck and like but like Chake Wiverara got very trendy.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Right for the reason. The college I went to had
a cafe called the j Cafe. Yeah house, Wow, spend
three minutes today researching that guy. Tell me you would
get a tattoo. Cheers to Jake done, friend, what's your
what's your review on his bare ass? Disgusting? Gross an old.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Hot or not gross, and then I'll give jeers to
my little heart. I am already feeling slightly ba humbug,
Like I'm seeing the Christmas stuff, I'm seeing all of
the decorations and the hearing all the commercials. I'm like,
you know what, I'm already over all already wow.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right, that's what happens when you start too early, well
for sure, but this year specifically, I'm I'm pre bah humpba. Yeah.
I mean I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Interesting because I'm having the opposite reaction. It's not even
Thanksgiving yet, and you typically know it's not until Thanksgivings.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Over well even the right right, which is normal.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
But I'm like, oh, okay, i'd see a couple of
things are out here, a little bit on my house
got nice.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
I had a glimmer of hope that this year, oh
maybe I'm really going to get into it. Maybe I'll
try to get some of Sammy's joy rub off.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And it kind of felt that way for about a day.
You have any idea why.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
I just I don't know. I just want to be
lazy for a while. I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
Gina too much, weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers to
having what I now call a menace style weekend like
action packed because that's not my vibe.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
No relaxation all none.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
But I loved it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Keep going.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
It started. I took the gentleman in my house to
see a musical. We went back to the future. Then
the next day was kid's birthday party and a bouncy
house birthday with eight indoor bouncy houses. Then a football game.
I mean, it was just it was a It was
a great weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Jeers.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
I wish I would have gone first, because now I
feel like an a hole. But the Tyson Paul fights,
it was depressing, and we got the We got the
news in the intermission of a musical and totally bummed
out act too. Just think we got the news.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Didn't watch it?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
You were at a musical.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
That's the best way to have done it.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Well, watched it because they couldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I see, I didn't have any problems with.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Oh I did.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I missed the whole fight.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
I turned it on and it was buffering the whole time,
and then all of a sudden I saw the results.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Say the first the first two fights were great. Those
were really good fights.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm not even a huge boxing fan, but those two
fights were very entertainment.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Even the chick fight was talking about the women.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
They were beating the crap out of each other, and
that that that chick who she got robbed. Yeah, the
chick who lost that fight, because she totally won that fight. Yeah,
Irish chick whatever her name, Katie something.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And then yeah, then the other chick. Yeah, but that
eye injury was I know, but she was. That's the thing.
It's like the Katie whatever her name of, the Irish.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Chick Katie Taylor.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, she's a head butter.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Yeah against Amanda Sera.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And she's she's fighting dirty. I agree with whoever.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
That manager guy was all chained up and stuff and
the other chicks corner, I mean he and he called
her out like just straight up like she she's dirty,
she's fighting.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Dirty, and nobody cared.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh no, people cared, People cared.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
People making decisions didn't care.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Yeah apparently not apparently not all right, menace weekend cheers
and jeers.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, another epic weekend.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
I went to a music festival, a theme park, the
football game, and a basketball game. So that was really
fun and I did have downtime, Yeah, all day Saturday
before I went to the because I went to the
theme park at night, right, and then uh Sunday morning relaxed.
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Also Friday night I relaxed as well, So I do
have downtime and just able to fit other things in.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What music festival was going on this weekend? It was
called Desert Air. Yeah, who performed there? It was like
E D M stuff your favorite type. I don't mind
DM stuff.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah, And then festivals seem like they'd be obnoxious, that's
what you're seeing.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Yeah, it's but no, you would actually like this one
because it was actually it was at an air museum,
so it's surrounded by different ends.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, no, you would.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
I think you would actually enjoy it because you wouldn't
have to like go hang out by the stage. You
can go just like check out all the cool airplanes
that your mouth right, Yeah, it's a really cool visual.
And then I think my only geers though, because I
think maybe Seabas is the only one that enjoys this
with me is Saturday Night Live. I just didn't have
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time to watch that night Live.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That your jeers jeers problem, I know. Damn. It was
a pretty awesome weekend.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
I can't not your jeers wasn't for the show itself,
but for the fact that you didn't watch time to
watch it?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah yeah, everyone was that any good?
Speaker 13 (16:14):
You know?
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I know literally almost nothing about Charlie XCX, who was
the host and musical guest, and.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
She, uh she was.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
I don't know if does she like a Disney person?
Does she come acting at all? Because she's a good,
decent like comedic presence. Knowing nothing about her like, oh okay,
she's been around for quite a while.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Good for her.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Sea Bass weekend cheers and jeers, Well cheers.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Did you guys know there was an actual real fight
going on? Morgan, you knew about this of course. John Jones,
oh yeah, did solidified himself as probably the best overall
any quake class UFC fighter ever John Jones fan of Cardnarks,
by the way. And it wasn't an awesome fight other
than he just kicked the crap out of He had Steepa.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Right there at the end of the fight, like the
the final blow like he had this kick was that
sound that you heard the cracking of his ribs.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It was super super loud, spitting reverse.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Then the guy just dropped right in his ribs and
then John just came in and just started like wailing
on this dude, like just crushing his face.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
And he would be it probably recognized as the greatest
UFC fighter of all time if he hadn't had some
substance issues a while back.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
But hey, he's back now, baby.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
He's still considered the best. People don't really care about.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That, thank you. Eddian.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
Yeah, headline fan of Cartnarks has commented on my Instagram
post before you mentioned.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
That I might masturbate to that athletes in the world,
fighters in the world is a five years you tend
to wear that little patch on your back.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That is pretty cool, buddy.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
Yeah, jeers, I was gonna jeers, of course, all you
dummies who I told you that this fight was going
to be all hype and nothing behind it, that these
the Jake Paul's not a good fighter, but and you
guys bought into it anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
But really the jeers is to me because I should
know better. I've I am right all the time.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
I tell you guys all the time, and I get
that right there, I get that little I get that
little film.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And can get again.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Please, even though I'm so confident, can please get a
gold start?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
There it is, there is.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
That's why I'm giving myself the years because I'm right
again and again and again.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
But you said Jake Paul is not a good fighter,
but right he won?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, okay, yeah, because he fought a geriatrical right.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
But what but what's the point?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
What point is the point?
Speaker 13 (18:29):
Is?
Speaker 8 (18:29):
You had a not good fighter versus a not good fighter,
and yet you all still were slobbering over yours all
over yourselves for six months for this fight. And I
told you guys the whole time, this is not going
to be a good fight. This is all hype, no substance,
and you guys were like, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Sharing himself for because anything that that we could be coachable.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Right exactly. I keep trying again and again to tell
you things and failing. I did tell you I was
going to watch regardless my point, I would have never
bought it. But way, that's the point.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I would have never bought it. No, I didn't mean
I didn't want to ignore it because I have a
lot of nostalgia for these Tyson fights. It's a momento culture,
and it's one of those things that seems like curious, like, yeah,
just to see.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It's like it's just more.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's almost like morbid curiosity, like I don't know, give me,
give me some like who's still alive? Okay, what's what's
her name? Kathy Bates? Yeah, if you're told me Kathy Bates.
His cans were on the internet, like like like if
she got hacked, I would look, is it gonna be great? No,
But it's like a morbid curiosity, like you're gonna look.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
You know, Tyson can't fight anymore because he fought an
exhibition fight four years ago against Roy Jones Junior that
was also very boring. Who by the way, I'll give
Roy Jones credit because he was a commentator on that thing.
M and oh boy, that's if you don't want your
kids to go into combat sports.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Listen to Jones.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
The guy who was the announcer for the fight, not
the ring announcer, but the color guy. Yeah broadcast. That
guy was so annoying. I was texting back and forth
to our buddy Jeff Garcia and like this guy he
must have wrote out all his one liners for weeks. Yeah,
it was. It was so bad, like all these little
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like cutes. He almost dad joke ish one. His name
is Marrow Rono, sure, but he was then Rosie Perez,
she's down. So I think it was for me the
combination of like nostalgia for Tyson fights. She shouldn't have
What do you mean it shouldn't have You should know
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this because we're bad. Yeah no, but it's like still
it's like, you know whatever. But then then the other
thing is man just hoping that he would beat the
crap out of somebody as obnoxious as Jacob.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But see that's again, that's just wrestling. You should know that,
like people knew the Iron Chic was a bad guy
because he was playing a bad guy. So you shouldn't
be like, oh, man, I can't wait for a whole
cold get beat up on the Iron She he's just
such a douche. That's what he still won though he
sucked you in. But again us or just.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
The fact that like the people are famous now because
they're YouTubers or like I.
Speaker 13 (21:01):
Find that to be.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
So how do you defeat that?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
How do you defeat you watch Mike Tyson like, you know,
give somebody brain damage? Oh you don't want I'm hoping
he's got like one little flash left just enough to
put his nose through this.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
I know it's sad because there's all his brain breakdowns
now on how Tyson used to respond to his certain
situations in the match, Like I don't know if you've
seen these videos yet. There's a ton of social videos. Yeah,
it shows him like back in the day, Like, oh,
this is what Tyson his whole style, peekaboo style is.
He's short for a heavyweight, he's five ten, so he
has to get inside on people and then hook an
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upper cut him. Well, if they can just keep him
at bay because he's too old and too slow to
get inside now, which is what Jake Paul did, then
then he's you got nothing to do, just sit there
and take a little shots of the head and lose ye.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 15 (21:47):
My cheers is that I finally got my hair done?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Wow, girl, it's lovely.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
Yes, I got it colored and cut, and it's been
forever and I've been needing to get it done. But
myard does my hair, and she got sick like a
month ago when she was supposed to do it, and
so I've been waiting for so long.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
How excitedly, God, very exciting.
Speaker 13 (22:08):
It is.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh my god, it looked like trash before.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
If you had a gun to my head and said, Sammy,
get a hair cuts.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
My wife always forgets you as well. Get I got
a hair appointment or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
And then I got to remember later because I go,
it's what happened, because why I wants my hair. It
looks good, by the way, Yeah, I never noticed. I
never noticed.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I mean it looks slightly curlier, curlier, but not shorter.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Well that's just yeah, that's because I curled it.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Yeah, that's different. Has nothing to do with this. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
It looks good.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (22:37):
My jeers is to traffic.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Over the weekend, I spent an hour and a half
in the same square block and I wanted to kill
myself because I thought that's the only way I'm going
to get out of this traffic.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
I was sitting there just feeling like I was being
held hostage.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
I couldn't move.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
I don't know if anyone's ever been in that situation,
but you just think I'm never getting out of here.
Speaker 15 (22:59):
This is where I now. Yes, this is my war.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
And it was so bad.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
So that is my cheers.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Okay, it's got to be a way to deal with that.
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Weekend Cheers got together with some friends that we've officially
been friends with for ten years now, and so we
had a friend aversary dinner which was which was lovely
and I'm very fortunate. It's one of those moments where
I actually it wasn't lost to me like a lot
of things are that. I'm very fortunate to have these
people in my life. So that was that was that
(23:29):
was good. Also, shout out to the Pittsburgh Steelers for
beating the Baltimorens the Ravens.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I love watching Lamar Jackson lose.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
The fact that the Ravens have lost eight out of
nine to the Steelers is great.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
So the cheers to them.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
And they might must have run to win a playoff
game this year, Jeers. So I can't blame the insurance.
I gotta blame my dentist. I never look at this
stuff for whatever reason. I was like, you know, opening mail,
and this stuff goes to the shred or this stuff
goes to whatever. I looked at the thing, the little
claim I got from Delta Dential, the summary of my
(24:08):
benefits claim because I went to the dentist recently just
for a regular cleaning.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
No big deal.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Didn't even see the dentist. Yeah, because they already had
the x rays. Nothing showed up on there that looked
you know, you know, fuzzy. And then the high genus
goes through. They didn't notice anything that would be anything.
They said, do you need to see I said, no,
no big deal.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
If you're good, I'm good. Right.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So I look at the breakdown of the claim. Which
of the three hundred and seventy two dollars that was submitted,
I am responsible for one hundred and seventeen of that.
And I look and so the one thing that I
got that was an extra add on was the floor
eye varnish.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
What are you a Florida?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So this is how they do it now. They take this,
at least to my dentists.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
They take this stuff when you get the floor I think,
and they basically painted on your onto your and then
which is nice, like because not one of those things
where he came and eat or drink. You just can't
have anything hot. Yeah, for like thirty minutes or.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, big deal, that's awesome. But uh, that cost me
twenty five dollars out of pocket. No big deal.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And then uh, let's see.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Then they had just the regular cleaning adult blah blah
blah blah. Submitted one hundred and thirty two. That's all covered.
But uh, what I got charged seventy nine dollars for
and my dentist is listing this as a separate charge
oral hygiene instructions.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Excuse me, instruction.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Let me tell you what this consists of. This is
what she said to me. So, how are we doing
with our flossing and brushing? I said, fine, you know,
same as always. I'm not a great floss but you know,
same as always. She goes, okay, well, you know, just
uh when you can't make sure, just just make sure
you run some floster there every once in a while.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I'm like, cool, done.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That was it.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
It was like small talk. Yeah, oral hygiene instructions. What
do you think a dentist appointment is? So they submitted
seventy nine dollars for that, and I'm responsible for seventy
nine dollars. So it's out of one hundred and seventeen dollars,
seventy nine dollars of that plus twenty five bucks for
(26:07):
the floor.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I understand the floor. That was that's axtual tangible thing. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
You don't want to pay that, are you?
Speaker 12 (26:13):
I already?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Did you paid for the don't forget to flaws?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, I already because I got the thing from my dentist.
I would have had and paid it.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Then I got this to the mail that kind of
broke it down afterward.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Yeah, you're gonna need a seventy nine dollars credit.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
So next time I go, I'm definitely gonna bring it
up like oral hygiene and stride.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's the dentist.
Speaker 13 (26:30):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Next time she asked you, if you plaus just close
your eyes and put your hands, and years.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Ago you say, I'm not having this conversation. I'll talk
to don't talk to me.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
That's like when the dentis squeezed my cheeks and then
I got charged fifty bucks for tissue analysis.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Anyway, So that's that's my jeers, but very little about
We're gonna take a quick break more of what he
shows next. Hang up, Jesus, jeez, oh yeah, mother and
cheers and jeers guys, all right, eighty seven seven forty four.
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Speaker 4 (27:45):
All right, Gina grad, what about some of the trending
news headlines?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Netflix announced over the weekend that sixty million people tuned
in for the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight Friday night.
But other than how boring the main card was, the
main talk of the night was about how terrible Netflix's
broadcast was. It was so bad, in fact, that the CTO,
Elizabeth Stone, had to send out a note to the
employees saying we don't want to dismiss the poor experience
(28:10):
of some members, and we know we have room for improvement,
but still consider this event a huge success. But with
all the connection issues Netflix had on Friday, lots of
people starting to worry if they can handle the NFL
double header that they're supposed to broadcast on Christmas. That's Chiefs,
Steelers and Ravens and Texans.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, good point, they'll figure it out. They got the infrastructure,
you know. I'm trying to think if anything's happen, if it's.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Netflix or your internet provider with so many people in
your area trying to watch it, be yeahfferents.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I had zero problems. I didn't have any problem either.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, I may I recommend check out Twitter for bootleg
streams if you're having issues. That's how I watched the
Jake Paul FI because I didn't I didn't want to
be counted as a viewer. So I've watched the bootleg
streams a lot. But well, I had to be able
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
But I watched a web watched he watched it.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
I'm also wondering on that if it matters what time
you tuned in, because I wasn't watching all the pre fights.
Speaker 15 (29:14):
I only wanted to watch the main fight.
Speaker 11 (29:16):
It was locked in, right, I wasn't locked in, and
I was having a lot of issues.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
See.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I started watching at my son's hockey practice, just like
over my phone, no problem. Then I got home, put
it on there, and that was like halfway through that
second fight.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I'm thinking, like, if everybody in like Sammy's apartment building
is watching it, like this.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Slow down the internet? Did you go to? Where can
you go to other sites? That's because I could go
to Twitter, no problem. Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
So the other thing I was thinking about this too,
like because Netflix, all these guys, none of them ever
released like their audience numbers never. Yeah, so it leads
me to believe because they always say it when something's good,
it leads me to believe that everything else is not great.
And they tell us, you know, the stuff that they
hype up a lot and whatever, they'll never release nothing,
they'll never release the audience numbers for that.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
But when something's actually good, they're happy to let everybody know. Yeah,
that's true. How many people was?
Speaker 6 (30:08):
They're also trying to have a bargaining chip when it
comes to pay negotiations for actors. If it's like well,
we don't know. I mean, the numbers aren't as good
as you think they are.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
It's kind of like when the social media platforms, when
somebody doesn't allow you to see how many likes their posts,
that that just means that nobody's liking their posts, right,
really cares well.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Jake Paul celebrated his win against Tyson by throwing a
huge bash with his brother Logan Paul, who, by the way,
did you see him be Like, Mike's like, I'll take
you and He's like, oh, cute you, Mike.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Relax.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
The party was hosted by sports betting company better As
a Private House and at a private house in Dallas.
Lots of people there star studded, including the Haktua girl
star Study, who showed up in sweatpan big talent. Well,
Biden's team has just made a pretty pretty big move
(30:58):
in the Ukraine Russia con They've basically given Ukraine the
green light to use US weapons to hit targets deep
inside Russia's.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Because that's how they like it, right.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Big change from how things were going before. Ukraine's been
asking for this for a while and now they're planning
to make their first long range attack pretty soon. Looks
like Russia bringing in North Korean troops has got the
US and Ukraine a little worried. Ukraine's likely to use
these rockets called atacms attic cams let's call them, which
can hit targets up to one hundred and ninety miles away.
(31:31):
The big question is what Trump will do when he
takes office. He's not a big fan of all the
aid going to Ukraine, so he might change it. So
if they're going to use it, probably use it soon.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Here's a question, why would you wait until now to
authorize this? Because I'm putting this out there because it's
a NATO thing right where it's very gray area about
how you can even supply money your weapons to another
a country that's not part of NATO who's attacking or
not attacking, but like in a conflict with a NATO country,
(32:01):
which Russia is right and so you know, how is
it that that is fine by these long ranges? So
they've stayed out of it for whatever reason. And there's
other countries too, France and some other ones like but
now all of a sudden you want to do this, yeah,
because the chance of it escalating is pretty good. Yeah,
you know, so like, why is it like one of
(32:22):
those things on the way out the door. All right, well,
here's something you can deal with.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
The same thought I get when an artist sues another
artist saying, you copied my song and the song's like
twenty two years old.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Where were you two years ago?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
But how pumped would you be if you were a
North Korean military guy? Like, we get to leave, we
get to see something else. This is exciting.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
Well, there's stories that they're becoming addicted to porn because
they have access to porn.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Society, like tribal society's Internet access and that's the biggest probably.
Speaker 16 (33:01):
That was well, the latest that was the latest USLBM
coaches poll has shaken up the college football rankings, though
Oregon remains undisputed at number one, Ohio State and Texas
hold study at number two and number three, while Penn
State climbs to number four, and Indiana makes history by
breaking into the top five.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Notre Dame sits at six, followed by Alabama at seven,
Georgia at eight, Mississippi and Miami round out the top ten,
and a Southwest Airlines flight at Dallas love Field dealt
with a scary incident Friday when it was reportedly hit
by gunfire on the tarmac.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yes, this is the second plane. One was the Spirit
Airlines from it was liked Prince.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, we got the shot up.
Speaker 13 (33:44):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Now Dallas, Dallas, I thought, but I thought all the
Haitians were in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Guys. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
The plane, which was on its way to Indianapolis, was
struck on its right side near the cockpit, but fortunately
no injuries were reported. The plane returned to the gates,
passage evacuated and the runway was closed. The FAA confirmed
that a Boeing seven thirty seven eight hundred was struck
by gunfire, though details are unclear. This incident, like you said,
just happened in the same week in Haiti. And guys,
(34:14):
this is more of a public service for you and
education for us. Ladies. You're gonna want to watch out
for something called winter penis this season.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay, Oh, we're aware, really.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
The phenomenon, which can affect men of all ages, happens
when the temps drop and it causes the penis to
shrink by up to fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
It all is caused.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
By slowed circulation, which can make standing at attention a
little more difficult when it's cold outside, but don't worry.
Winter penis is a passing condition for most men. It'll
reverse once things warm up again inside.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, yeah, right, if you use a heater, you'll be
just fine.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
I can't do it smaller, I can't get there.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
By the way, I mistakenly said that Russia was part
of NATO. But it's a whole NATO thing. It's it's
a complication, yeah, a little by allowing the use of
those long range missiles, it complicates the NATO agreements somehow, Well.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
God willing people smarter than us figure it out.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
It's just say, you know, you don't want to see it. Look,
you don't want to see escalations anywhere. No, please, especially
with companies with countries that have nuclear stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Slip up, right, there is it? The companies many want
to send more money to Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Well, that's what's going on with Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Ginograb.
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Speaker 1 (37:42):
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Speaker 4 (37:47):
So there was a see in the world of sports,
a pretty pretty notable depth. The gymnastics coach bella coolie.
Oh no, that was like old timing.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
That's like uh Mary, I mean na, Well he was
around for long. Yeah, that's sweet mustache. Yeah, it was
pretty sweet. And he has a black armband. He was
eighty two years old.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
They say he revolutionized gymnastics, the.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Jump and spin something. It was like the training.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Well it is so controversial.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Well, I mean, but I mean, you can't deny that
he everybody the gymnastics were right because they say that
he uh you know, despite that, his impact on the sport,
because he transformed training methods and just produced countless champions.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
It transformed with my feast.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Yes, you know what, whatever, whatever works, you do, well,
I break leg. I wonder if, like if he could
actually do any moves in his older age.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I don't know. Yeah, that's his background. Wife to Marta.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
They were just like these like evil villains that produced champions.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Oh, they weren't nice.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
They look the other way. Yeah, there was a lot
going on there. It was not okay.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
He was apparently a boxer and a hammer thrower menace. Wow.
I was hearing the story.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
This is a friend of mine, he's a high school coach,
and they were they have to do this training stuff too,
about like what's appropriate what's not now for coaches at
different you know levels of just school coaching high school.
He's a high school coach anyway, so he used to
be man. You hear like these kids, you know they
fumbled the ball. Oh I got mother after when I
was a twelve.
Speaker 13 (39:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
The mask they grabbed me the face mask and smack
them on the side. They had like you got your focus,
keep your head in the game, and then they would
take the football and tape it to their hand. They
had like carrying around all day like that. They don't
drop the ball. High school coach would literally kick guys
in the a I got a hot coffee port in
(39:59):
my head. Why I thought would feel good? It burned
it ish out of me.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
My god and my favorite thing that I guess they
don't do it anymore, which always made me laugh for
some reason. Okay, ladies, you can't say that anymore to
the to the male football players.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
You get it because they're not right so soft as
you know. There's something to be said for that. I understand.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
If it's actual abuse, well, you know, like the Larry
nassery exactly.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Stuff that was going on these gymnasts.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
And how you realign spine.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, like if you go, hey, bitch, get your head
in the game, whatever you now, or hey ladies, ladies,
eventually no Americans will be good at sports.
Speaker 11 (40:39):
Well, I think the point is that you don't need
to be abusive champions.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Abusive, Okay, abusive. I agree when you say you don't
need to be abusive.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
I think the definition of abuse is what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
We're talking about the definition of abuse and how it's changed. Yeah,
talking about verbal Yeah, verbal abuse, verbal.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Abuse, like let's bring back the shaming and the bullying.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Yeah, seemed to really keep a lot of people. Yeah,
Simone Biles got so good. Sammy oh pray Oh.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Did they have tea parties for her?
Speaker 12 (41:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
A year ago? Better better next time.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Actually, she did have all the mental stuff and she
got the twisties a lot of and she's gotten even better.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
The United States Postal Service has announced that Betty White
will be on the twenty twenty five Forever stamp. So
those of you still using stamps right right, I will
buy those right away. When's the release party?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, no release date set yet. Is there a stamp party?
Have they launched something? There are some stamp people, the
stamp collectors. I can't imagine something more boring. All the
Golden Girl dorks.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
Yeah, Like they revealed the new stamp and then I
think they do they will reveal party and then little
John DJs.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah. I don't know who goes to them. I mean,
what else do they have to do with the Postal Service?
Like that's in a big party. For a new stamp.
That would be kind of cool. Is there a big thing?
Speaker 6 (42:03):
I always act like I don't care, though, when I'm
at the post office, like and I needed some stamps,
Like what kind of like I don't know. I mean,
I guess if you want to show me the book,
but it is kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Really, which ones do you want? I usually I don't care,
And then I look at.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Him like, really you put the thought into I mean,
you don't want to, but you.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Know, I think the last time I had to buy
stamps because there was something that we had to mail,
We're like, oh, yeah, we don't have any stamps. I
was literally in line the grocery store and I said,
you guys sell stamps. I go, yeah, we'd have to
call somebody over. It used to be like you just
go in the line. They had him in the register.
Like when I was a cashier at a grocery store
that we always had him in the register.
Speaker 15 (42:41):
Oh really, Yeah, they're like cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Now they have to go get them from.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
A special area, all locked up.
Speaker 9 (42:46):
No one asked for them. So when you go to
the post office three times a week to mail bills
from the machine, sure.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Two times more. When he shows next, you better make
her as ugly as she was in real life. You
look like a foot he was so unattractive, she looks
like Joe Pesci show.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
I'm curious to know more about this. All I heard
was that Greg, who's definitely by far the most sentimental
person that is true on staff, not just on this show.
I think for the entire radio station. I can't more
of a say emotion than Greg Gory. She said his words,
(43:31):
that he had the most sentimental text exchange with his
dad ever.
Speaker 9 (43:38):
That is because my sentimental stuff is usually just with
my mom and we talk all the time, and she'll
say nice, sweet things all the time. My dad and
I are are more like, hey, how's it going good?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Cool? His mom there kind of like those so my family.
Speaker 9 (43:54):
D dude, really he would question sanity. But whenever it's
a late relative's birthday, we usually will text like, oh,
happy birthday, Karen, you know, thinking of So it was
my what would have been my grandma's birthday the other day,
so I texted my dad, Hey, just thinking about you today.
You were the greatest son that she could have ever
(44:15):
dreamed of. And he wrote back, thank you for the compliment,
and you are a great son. We are lucky to
have you. I've never heard such words from him before.
He's not unemotional, but it's hard to get that kind
of thing out of him.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
And he's probably better he wouldn't say it to your face.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
No, I mean it would have been better if it
was unsolicited. The fact that you said that about it
kind of probably probably thought he felt pressure to say
something like that.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Back, like I should return the compliment. It might have
been twisted or something.
Speaker 15 (44:46):
Is it possible your mom had.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Now great, don't make me read I would start casting
about my last comment.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
But yeah, it was funny though.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
But do you think that this will have any kind
of effect on your life going forward? And like another,
is this some kind of like is this the validation
that you've been waiting for your dad?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
You know what? No joking.
Speaker 9 (45:07):
I think it will because I can kind of rest
a little bit easier knowing that he thinks of a
great son.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
Because well, there was a time that you were very
concerned and there was like yeah when you first came out, Oh,
we didn't speak for a MoMA like acceptance from your parents,
which everybody wants. Sure, but your parents is over or
not like, everybody still wants acceptance from their parents, and
even at.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
My advanced age, I still want to make them proud
of course. Yeah. And also you talk about your childhood, you.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Like, I don't know, there's nothing really that stood out
except for that one time when you sold pe to
your grandma.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
But I was, well, no, it was entrepreneur. He was
selling a was a bug killer.
Speaker 9 (45:48):
Yeah, I advertised as bug killer. I put it was
chlorine and then I pee in it. Yeah, I sell
it to my grandma.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
For a dollar.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
It was it was his own brand of bug killer
that he sold to his grandma. Take a leader.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
It was a gold child.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I saw that Spirit Airlines officially filed for bankruptcy. If
we were talking about this here in the studio, everybody
seemed to have this idea that when you know, a
company declares bankruptcy just there. Yeah, but Spirit would like
you to know that you could continue to book and fly,
just you know.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Reorganizing debt.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
You know, they had a couple of different mergers they
were trying to get done on one move Jet Blue,
the other one in the Frontier, and neither one of
those happened. So yeah, but they're they're filing bankruptcy. But
you could still fly. You can still get a flight
and a show. And I'm sure you're buzzballs and Menace
doesn't like. Oh I had another incident. I'm probably the
(46:55):
only one.
Speaker 8 (46:56):
So we were landing and we did that thing where
we landed and we got it there ahead of time, woody,
and then they didn't have a gate open, so hey,
chill for forty five minutes, and a couple of guys
started getting mouthy to the point that they were making
like sex jokes amongst the others themselves, but loud enough
that everyone could hear it.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
It's great because now that might expect the process, which
is good for everybody. Else those guys might be in
some trouble.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
Well that's the thing is, they don't get in trouble
because it got so bad. At one point, this woman,
uh was there a couple of roads behind me. Of course, uh,
leaned over and said, hey, guys, I don't want to
hear about your graphic sex jokes and the guys that,
and of course they have a go to for that,
which is, oh.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
We got a caring over here. Oh you can shut
anyone down who's actually making a good point.
Speaker 9 (47:39):
By saying that, well, God forbid, they invent stairs and
the door and wheel up some.
Speaker 8 (47:44):
And it got so bad to the point that one
of the flood attendants had to say hey, guys, language
and then okay whatever. But we'd already landed, so there's
no like, we can't there's nothing. There's no penalty in there.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
That's it. We're getting into the gate. We're getting these
guys off the plane.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah, you can leave to A plane in Portugal had
to be grounded for five days after one hundred and
thirty hamsters escaped from their cages and we're running around
the plane. Apparently the hamsters were part of a delivery
for a pet shop, and there were also some ferrets
and some birds in there as well. They didn't get out,
but people are posting pictures and videos of hamsters just
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running around the plane. And the plane was supposed to
head to Libson after landing in Portugal, but the hamster
breakout forced the flight to stay grounded, and at least
sixteen of the hamsters, much like that missing roach, have
yet to be caught.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Coroach. They are breeding like crazy.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
We got the one cockroach that got loose here in
the studio. We have never seen the other one, and
that's at least a year ago.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It's dead by now.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
How many minions they've spawned.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I was gonna say, it's like a great great great
great great great grandfather. Yeah. Yeah, those things live forever too. Yeah.
And between now and then, they apparently they redid the
studio so they would have found it. If it was,
you would think it was very large. It's probably living
in your beds. I know.
Speaker 9 (49:01):
Well, no I can't be, because I kept that thing
above ground for a month and.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
It'll Yeah, they can't get in those places. That's good.
They have to stay grounded like I did to check
every millimeter of it.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Menace and Bort will be at Raisin Canes in Norwalk tomorrow. Yes,
that's from two until four pm. A bunch of giveaways,
theme park tickets, contrat tickets to what He Show, merch and more.
That's tomorrow with Bort and Menace. There are the new
Raisin Canes in Norwalk. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four for now, because coming up later on
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in the hour, we're giving away those Lincoln Park tickets
Lincoln Park, Dodger Stadium, Saturday, September thirteenth, and we're also
gonna get you on the guest list for the radio
station here on Thursday, so you could be here when
Mike Shanoda and Emily Armstrong stop by for a chat
so cool. I'll be hosting that and you could be
here for it. Your chance to win coming up at
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six fifty this morning here on The Woody Show.
Speaker 13 (50:00):
Is it.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
All?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
If you all would please turn to your hymnal.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
We are referencing our Woodies Show Instagram at the Woody
Show pinned right to the top of our page the
photos for this round of Judge My Baby.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Yes, we ask parents, if look.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
You're going around, you're showing these pictures to everybody. You
better be damn well, Shore you know what you're doing here? Yeah,
because you know parents, I get it.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
We're all biased. You think your own kids earlier.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, you think your own kids are good looking or
at least decent looking.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, you're not, otherwise you wouldn't be showing them around.
But it's kind of like how you claim you don't
have a favorite kid. I don't. I really don't, right,
I don't. There are days where you're like, Okay, if
I could sell one this one, the next the next day.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Is the polar opposite. But if I'm looking at the scoreboard,
I couldn't make that call. But if you go on
to our Instagram, it's a it's three pictures. On this one,
it's the pride and joy of our listener, Brandy.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
This is her daughter.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
She sent us this email saying, I think most newborns
look like little aliens. Plus my kids didn't grow hair
until around two years old, so I think she has
average cuteness. This is her daughter, which some people in
the comments were a little confused by. Yeah, they kept
calling he bro.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
So yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Now, my initial thought, if we're looking at the second picture,
which is where she's standing in that little dress by
the playground, this to me looks like a picture that
was taken at the farm where they grow future Walmart shoppers.
That was that was the initial thought. I'm like, Wow,
this is gonna be this is gonna be somebody who's
maybe friends with whatever whatever it is at that time,
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Like the thousand pounds sisters. I'm not saying that she's
going to be one thousand pound sister, but she's gonna
be one of the people in that universe.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, one of the group. At some point, you need
to wear shoes to come in here, right, Yeah, all.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Right, So if you want to do the pictures that
are right at the top of our Instagram page. We
are helping parents to not make the mistake of showing
around pictures of an ugly baby. Should they have one,
Greg Gory, We're gonna start with you.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Well, the first photo. There's three of them.
Speaker 9 (52:17):
The first one kudos to the baby for flipping off
the camera as if to say, f you don't take
my picture because I'm ugly. This is a picture that
if I was the mom, I would think to myself, God,
I should have gotten my tubes tied.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
And looks like looks like a villain from the Little Rascals. Greg,
on that first picture, can you judge that carpeting.
Speaker 9 (52:39):
Are kind of hard to see? That looks like there
might be a bunch of a blanket just thrown on
the rug, unless that's some sort of weird floral pattern.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
But yeah, looks angry, old, almost alien like. Oh not good.
Picture number two. I disagree with you, Wuddie. I think
it's super cute.
Speaker 9 (52:56):
Really, And this is where the mom would say, Okay,
maybe I'm glad I didn't get.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
My tubes tied.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
It's getting a glow up.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
Although it does look like a picture of somebody who
in the future would find canned meat to be like
a fine.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
An acceptable desk, a dinner party.
Speaker 9 (53:12):
And then you go back to picture number three and
the baby, if she had a thought bubble overhead would say,
oh man, this is going to be a long, rough life.
She looks like some old timey vaudeville comedian.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
By the way, does this be if you look at
like right in her note, is that a second vagina
or is.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
That like that little like a nose gutter?
Speaker 6 (53:33):
Right, you know the line under the nose.
Speaker 4 (53:36):
It's it's not a hairlob, but it looks like how
you know, like people push their boobs together or whatever
they sting together?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yeah, like cleavage? Yeah, yeah, what's with the nose? Cleavage?
Speaker 12 (53:47):
Kid?
Speaker 9 (53:47):
Yeah, she already looks like she's just been working too
hard and needs a drink or maybe had a few
drinks on our Instagram.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
Rogue one says, baby so talented she can change a
tire and smoke a pack of cigarett it's a day
and only drinks paps blue Ribbon Forties, noise I believe it.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, so if I do my average.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
Yeah, So on a scale one to ten, one means
this kid is fugly. Ten means you know, a good
looking kid.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
I mean picture two is a little bit of redemption.
So overall, overall two point five. Whoa, that's on a
scale of ten two point five.
Speaker 9 (54:21):
Yeah, I mean you know how I was when I
said if I was thinking about adopting a baby, I
would look at it and eat and if it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Cute, I would give it away.
Speaker 12 (54:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Well, also if it was a girl, you wouldn't keep it.
I wouldn't keep it either. Yeah, he did say that
he wants a daughter. Thank god. I will go with
Gina grad Gina judge this baby.
Speaker 6 (54:39):
Okay, So I am relying hard on vibes for these pictures,
and this baby does not pass the vibe.
Speaker 10 (54:46):
Jack.
Speaker 6 (54:46):
This baby looks like the kind of angry mom that
you don't want to go to your friend's house because
you're just gonna get in trouble over nothing from this baby.
Like this baby's looking for a reason to find you,
like at fault.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
And her name would be Joan, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (55:02):
Joan, and Joan is an angry woman who wants to
ruin everybody else's life around her. So I just get
the heby gbis from this little baby.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
See, we didn't even get the name of this baby.
Usually they send the name over, but we didn't get
the name. But you're right, if I had to guess,
missus Joan. Yeah, this is like a like a Beverly
you know, Yeah, Joan.
Speaker 6 (55:21):
The second picture that you said is cute. Greg, you
know what she's saying. You know what she's saying.
Speaker 5 (55:26):
Excuse you?
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Yeah, like that's what she's saying.
Speaker 6 (55:29):
Yeah, excuse you. So I don't know, don't I already
have baby beef. I have beef with this baby. And
I'm not a fan, but I'm a little nicer than Greg.
I'm going three point five.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Three point five, all right, Menace, judge this pape. Now,
if you're just tuning in, we're doing around to judge
my baby. You could see the photos that we are
discussing right now. They're on our Instagram at the WOODI Show.
They're pinned right to the top. You can't miss it,
says Judge my baby. There are three photos, and menace,
what do you think?
Speaker 7 (56:00):
Photo number one is just disturbing? It's something that nightmares
are made of.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
It looks like somebody dropped it on its head and
its eyes went all crazy.
Speaker 7 (56:08):
Oh my right, yeah, it looks like it's gonna murder me.
And then number two, the only thing I dislike about
the photo. I think that the baby looks great, definitely
the best photo out of all of them. Hate the dress,
not feeling dress style, like do you better like the
peki shraps?
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Like flattering? Not flattering? Flattering?
Speaker 8 (56:32):
Yeah, even though kids that size I had dresses. Oh yeah, yeah,
let's just put it. It's either jumpers or like an underwear.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, no, you can put a little dress like this.
Must have been like some kind of special occasion. They're
at the park. It might have been like some gathering
for like a little birthday party or a puddle or
like a or like a playdate of some kind.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
And again the hair. She was dressed up, she had
some place to be. Yeah, the hair's too short.
Speaker 7 (56:54):
Might put some like extensions or something, you know, so
I know the identity of the baby. Yeah, something give
me some kind of flare. And then uh yeah, and
then number three, Oh god, this photo, I mean, was
there a twin that this baby ate? I don't know,
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but it's pretty brutal.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
But one crazy eye. That the left eye, if you're
looking at the photos, the one on the right, it's
like all turned in.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
So I mean like it took a corner too hard, right, I'm.
Speaker 7 (57:30):
Basing it on on photo number two, and I'm gonna
be a little more generous and I'm gonna say five
five not.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Guess that based on what you were saying.
Speaker 7 (57:43):
Because I think number two is that probably the actual
look of the daily look of the baby. Yeah, number
two and yeah, get some ex sessions.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
You could go up to a seven. Most kids have
those clippers. Good.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yeah, let's go with Sea Bass, Sea Bass. Judge this baby.
Speaker 8 (58:03):
Baby Photo number one is Don Rickles. That is an
insult comic from the sixties. Again, I know that she's
kind of in a pink whatever that thing is, but
you need to lean harder into Hey, guys.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
This is a girl, just f y.
Speaker 8 (58:16):
I especially in picture number two where the baby's older,
I guess a toddler at that point standing up. We've
always made fun of the dumb mothers who will like
glue a bow onto their kid's head.
Speaker 4 (58:29):
Appropriate we don't need glue above. They make ones that
are kind of like on those like elastic head, but
it has.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
A bow on it. How much would baby hate having
one of those on their head? That would suck.
Speaker 6 (58:44):
Necessary.
Speaker 4 (58:45):
Hey, Gina, you can let the mom borrow your hot
glue gun.
Speaker 6 (58:48):
That would be amazing hot bullet right to the baby skull.
Speaker 8 (58:51):
Yeah, and she had a little bit of the celestis alone,
like lazy lip ears are elfish and the hands feet
are way too fat for that age.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Quite frankly, let me ask you.
Speaker 4 (59:05):
Let me ask you a questions about is that baby
gout when this when this baby grows up?
Speaker 2 (59:09):
What kind of work does she do? Oh?
Speaker 8 (59:10):
This is a look, I know it's just a baby,
but this is a This is a fat receptionist at
a trucking company, all right, yeah, dispatcher, which and that
job won't exist by the time.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, she'll be good. What brand of cigarettes while she smoke?
Paul Mall exactly.
Speaker 8 (59:29):
And the third picture again back to Don Rickles baby,
except it looks like this baby's all hair, including eyebrows,
is made up entirely of dried glue. It's it's just
like these weird pinkish white yellow splotches, and again not
helping with the I don't know menesin with you, like
the h piece of clothing is bad. It's all like
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this generic Walmart stuff, terrible fashion. Do better, parents, do better?
Speaker 4 (59:55):
And what do you think is going on with that
that little like gutter between the between the nostrils?
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Oh, are you suggesting a cleft palate? Puddy?
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
No, it's not a palate, no, because that's not a
cleft palate. That's just like a very defined I don't
know what everybody, what is that thing called?
Speaker 13 (01:00:11):
Said?
Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
It filterm yeah, and I believe it starts with a
silent pulim.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Yeah, I said, what do you what are you graating
this baby? One being fugly ten meaning wow, what a
what a gorgeous stomach? I'm giving it a two and
that's general too.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yeah. Somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Uh the Steven Nova on Instagram says, what in the
Jim gaffigan is going on here? This one from j
magg eighty four says the first picture looks like she
would fail a background check.
Speaker 13 (01:00:39):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
This one says I thought this was a pro wrestler,
pro wrestling.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Well, that first photo of angry Baby actually scared me
and got a one second photo swanned up a bit
to give it a four. Hopefully she keeps swaning and uh,
I also love this content. Love judge my baby, thank you,
what a show?
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
All right, thank you. First picture.
Speaker 9 (01:00:58):
Remember when you and McGregor was tripped and so hard
in Trainspotting. He thought the baby was crawling on the ceiling.
It was a fake blax baby.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
It looks like this.
Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Okay, somebody is really going for the jugular on Instagram,
No way, these are edited.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Who could love this child? Its not nice?
Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Christy, it's Christy on Instagram says oh no, I hope
this poor baby will grow up to have a great personality.
My rating is a three. Sammy judge this baby.
Speaker 11 (01:01:28):
Okay, So the first picture is it just has a
very aggressive like brow.
Speaker 15 (01:01:33):
It looks like a caveman baby to me.
Speaker 11 (01:01:35):
Not cute, and it does look like a boy and
it's just very angry. The second picture I think is cute,
the one in the dress where she's a little bit older.
The hair, I mean, yes, it's sure and on top
there's a lot of hair, though for some reason it's
like a mohawk that's not done up, so they could
definitely have put a bow there. But I think that
picture is super cute. And the final picture, ugh, this is.
Speaker 15 (01:02:02):
The worst one of them all.
Speaker 11 (01:02:03):
And it looks like because the head to me, it
looks like an egg. It's very white and oddly shaped.
It reminds me of Humpty Dumpty is what the third is?
Speaker 12 (01:02:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
The third picture looks like the eyebags to.
Speaker 11 (01:02:16):
So overall not a cute baby, but that second picture,
when it gets older is super cute.
Speaker 15 (01:02:22):
So overall I give a four.
Speaker 9 (01:02:24):
It's kind of a baby that if you were babysitting
at it, you would put it in its little chair
and talk to her.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
So like, what's your deal? Yeah, it's like a movie.
Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
It's a talking baby. You could totally five of five.
Texting over, said the future lesbian comedian, It's possible this
baby will grow up and what will It's uh be funny?
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, you know this could be okay.
Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
So here's what you're gonna do. Because somebody said, man,
I like this, but I don't have Instagram. So here's
what you do. You just go to instagram dot com
slash show.
Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
It will still pop up an account.
Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
You don't need to have the account just to see
the photos. Now, you can't comment unless you have an
Instagram and stuff like that. But you can just go
to instagram dot com slash the Woody.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Show and you can see these Judge my Baby photos.
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Or if you already have the Instagram, just look for
us at the Woody Show and it's pinned right to
the top of our profile. And we'll wrap up this
route of Judge my Baby and then give you all
the information about what you need to do to submit
your child to this kind of scrutiny if you want
to make sure I get a public service that we provide,
because now this mom might think twice, yeah before going
(01:03:33):
around showing people pictures of this baby. Well at least
these photos, these photos probably be deleted or archives. So anyway,
we'll come back. We'll wrap up Judge my Baby next
on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Right back is beautiful.
Speaker 13 (01:03:55):
To the show.
Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
All right, so Judge my Baby wrapping up. It's like
a high three four ranking. It seems like, yeah, now, Morgan,
did you have any thoughts on this kid? You're usually
good for a really good honest opinion.
Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Do you say me?
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Yeah, So I don't want to bring everyone's attention to
the third photo. I surprised no one's.
Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Brought this up at the Woodie Show on our Instagram.
It's pinned right to the top of the page. Just
scroll over to the third photo. That's the one that
Morgan's about to address.
Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Yeah, can we talk about how crusty its head is?
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I did actually.
Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Moisturizer or something.
Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Oh hair, So I thought you said the hair is
matted down.
Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
It's no, it's like on the eyebrow.
Speaker 13 (01:04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Like, hopefully that's just an editing thing.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
I don't know. But if the skin's that bad already, like.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Their baby.
Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Get it for sure?
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Yeah, Meghan says, you guys accidentally put Ron Pearlman's baby
picture on your social media.
Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Well he's got he's got way better hair than this baby.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Fern Burke says number two, the photo number two, that
that baby owns a Subaru.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Poor baby.
Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
I'm sure she will blossom eventually, but I've seen worse.
She's a low end three out of ten.
Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
Yeah, that's why I voted a little bit higher, because
I see the potential of a blow up.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
This one Instagram said came out of the room with
a mortgage and divorce for sure. Baby so talented she
can change a tire. Oh yeah, he already wrote that one. Sorry,
my bad. How about this one? This baby looks like
Tammy from Thousand Pounds Sisters.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
WoT see?
Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Yeah, the first picture looks like one of the old
guys from the Muppet Show that criticize everything.
Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Yeah, Waldorf and Statler.
Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Yeah, Uncle Fester says this person. The first baby looks
like he'll she would fail a background check for sure.
This is my sign and never has never have kids.
This one says, judge your baby, or is this baby
judging us?
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
First picture?
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Yeah, oh no, I hope this poor baby will grow
up to have a great personality.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
My rating is a three. That's what Sammy said.
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
This baby will fight you in the parking lot outside
the Walmart supercenter.
Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
Somebody suggested we need to off for trigger warning next time. Yeah,
the first pick almost gave.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Me a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yikes. I would sleep with one eye open if that
was my kid. I rate this baby a two respectfully.
Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Sure, all right, but yeah not good? Alright, so yeah,
go not the most strong showing we've gotten.
Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
When your baby looks like a movie special effect, it's
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Well, if you would like to have your baby judged,
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Maybe you're second guessing now, please send us an email
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on the post. And also please make sure the pictures
that you send are ones that you own. They weren't
taken by like a photographer that would have the trademark
or the copyright. I should say to not trademark the
copyrights to those photos.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
And no reason this case.
Speaker 11 (01:07:23):
Yeah, this is the best fry I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good raws. Yeah it's realistic. Oh you can, Yeah, I
would love to do that too.
Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
The wood Show and we are into another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Monday morning. It's November eighteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning,
we've gotten menace. What is up?
Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
There's Gina Grat good morning. Sammy's here morning, seabasses here
phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can also hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Coming up for you this hour some Cameo
on the Cheap O. That's always a fun game, love it. Yeah,
(01:08:10):
So Cameo on the Cheap O. That's where Sea Bass
has gone on the service cameo. And we have a
category that we're choosing from, like it could be you know,
nineties one hit wonders and we have two people who
are both on cameo to nineties one hit wonder bands
or artists. We have to try to guess which one's
the cheaper get on cameo.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Never current a list actors, Well, I mean they do.
Some of those people are on there. It's just not
in our budget.
Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Yeah, okay, because we end up getting a personalized greeting
from whoever it is that is the cheaper get on cameo.
So that is coming up for you here this hour
on the Woody Show, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Text over to two to nine eight seven.
Excuse me, my guy just kind of creeps in right.
Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
A teacher in South Carolina has filed a sexual harassment
complaint against a ten year old student who she says
hugged her for too long.
Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Wait what I got here?
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
All right, ten year old student. I'm sure the.
Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Complaint is being investigated in the district said it could
take between forty and one hundred and twenty days.
Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
Oh, that's good use of everyone's resource.
Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Before an official decision is made. And in the meantime,
the student has been put on a quote strict no
hug policy.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
But he goes, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah he.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Did. He put his head between her buzzo exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Okay, So what happens when they come back and they go, okay,
this kid was sexually harassing this teacher.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
What is he thrown out of school?
Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Does it go to his permanent record?
Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
He's definitely changing schools?
Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
Who'd take him? He's a predator?
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I just I don't know. I mean, what could this
kid have been possibly doing, even entertain this complaint?
Speaker 6 (01:10:01):
Well, and you yeah, I mean don't teachers hug kids?
Isn't that normal?
Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
Oh thought they weren't allowed to anymore?
Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
No, I mean, you know, every every well up until
high school, Like my son's not getting hugs from teachers now,
But you know, my daughter I love, still in sixth grade,
and like our teacher will still like, oh, you're doing
such a good job, Like can we go there for
like a parent.
Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Teacher thing, like, oh, you're doing such a good hug? Yeah, right.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
I love when they do those little boards. Have you
seen those on the outside of the classroom and the
kid like picks one and you want the high five
and picks one and you want the hug?
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
I am not seeing that. That's Is there a choice
none of the above? No, somehow I would love that.
Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Yeah, you could do a little dance with the teacher whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
That's funny, it's cute, do a dance.
Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
Yeah, I think to really to really know if this
kid is guilty. Unfortunately, we'd have to see a photo
of the teachers. Yeah, it's all obscured and you know,
confidential at this point.
Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
Yeah, then we'll never know.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie Text two two nine
eight seven. We're gonna have a round of cameo and
the cheap Oh that's next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Hang on.
Speaker 12 (01:11:07):
A Woody Shown.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
We are into another new hour.
Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
It's insensitivity Training for a politically correct World. My name
is whatdy, that's great gory mourning. Woody took a sip
of this cherry coke zero before he came out here. Yeah,
now I got bubbles and stuff. Gassy, right, very gassy.
Our zero is great.
Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
The zeros are good. I do love them. I do
prefer that now cherry cocine forever it's a zero. This
is a zero calorie dog. We'll have to pick some up. Yeah,
I love this menace. We got Gina grand good morning.
Samue's here.
Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
We got sea mass phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Cameo on
the Cheap Oh all right, so Cameo. It's still a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
It still is. There may be in some serious financial
trouble where they're not doing too hot.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Yeah, I mean, you know, if people don't have money
for groceries, how do they have money for.
Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Random hell to get a random greeting which shoutouts don't stop?
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Like, we we have enjoyed the fruits of Cameo for
this bit that we're doing Cameo on the Cheapo. We've
gotten some really great, incredible greetings over over the years.
Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
But they're the only way that can be in trouble
is like if they're spending too much money on there,
I mean, their overhead has to be nothing overhead that
the content is produced by the users, correct, So they're
irresponsible spending just potentially just.
Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Have met us there, you know, and Swami whatever his
name is ram anyway, so Cameo on the Cheap. By
the way, we've turned this into a game, So there's
all kinds of celebrities from a list all the way
down to the Z list. Uh, depending on who it is,
depends on how much it is, and so everybody's a
different price. And so we have these different categories. So
(01:13:04):
it could be music, it could be TV, it could
be a category within that. And Sea Bass has two
celebrities that we get to pick from to try to
figure out which one is the cheaper get on Cameo,
which one is the cheaper get hence Cameo on the Cheap,
oh see, and what category we're gonna go with here,
(01:13:24):
Sea basks.
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Coreg just for you.
Speaker 8 (01:13:25):
These are guest stars on the TV show Friends, So geeked.
They had significant characters on Friends for a brief time.
Our first one is Adam Goldberg, who played.
Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Eddie a temporary I get so confused because he's not
that Adam Goldberg. It's not the Adam Goldberg who did
the Goldberg. It's another Adam Goldber.
Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
Hebrew Hammer, very recognizable.
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
He's been in a thousand shows, movies.
Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
So what happened? We took a road trip to Las Vegas?
Speaker 13 (01:14:04):
Man, Oh, sweet Moses, because.
Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
They did on this road trip?
Speaker 12 (01:14:10):
Did you guys win any money?
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
I crept out, But mister twenty one over here he
cleans up three hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Check it out.
Speaker 13 (01:14:16):
He buys me these new shoes.
Speaker 14 (01:14:17):
Sweet huh see upstairs?
Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
So Eddie, he was crazy? Like that was the joke.
Is he's like legitimately schizophrenic. Yeah, but he was. He
was living with Chandler for a while when Joey moved
out temporarily right right, and he had a hobby of
drying fruit. He thought Taylor stuck with his girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (01:14:36):
Yeah, I mean it was crazy. He's a criminally insane person. Yes, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
The other Friends star who is on cameo is the
guy who played another person in Committing Crimes, Malcolm. Yes,
David Arquette, who was married to Courtney Cox. Right, that's
how he got on in his character Greg, he was
stalking Phoebe her firstly, maybe he was stock. He was
ligitically stalking Ursula.
Speaker 9 (01:15:02):
And then I think Phoebe said you can stalk me instead,
to kind of wean yourself off the habit of stalking.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Yeah, and then they kind of started dating. And that's
this clip right here from Friends David Arquette.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
I met Phoebe today.
Speaker 13 (01:15:14):
She's really nice to me, even though I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Such a loser.
Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
And then when I was walking home, I thought about
her a lot.
Speaker 13 (01:15:21):
I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you?
Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Really, See, that's just something I said now, so that
maybe I could kiss you.
Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Oh okay and kiss and then they kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
The joke in both it is like these are these
are seriously mentally disturbed people hilarious.
Speaker 9 (01:15:43):
Which David Arquette normally does play that kind of person.
Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
I would think David Arquette would be more expensive than
Adam gold He's the bigger name.
Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
And he's got that bozo overhead.
Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
I would say he's the bigger name, But if you
look at Adam Goldberg's and he just works and works,
and he's like a legitimate, like professional, well accomplished actor. Yeah,
he's done legit movies.
Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
I think our kad just likes doing things, so it
would be like, yeah, he would be cheaper, keat would.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Be one of them is one hundred dollars, there's two
hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna say Adam Goldberg is the cheaper guests.
You both say that, David Arkett, are you still deciding right?
Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
I'm uh.
Speaker 9 (01:16:24):
I think Adam Goldberg in real life would be more precious,
and I think he's more artsy and therefore more valuable. I'm
gonna say, David Arkette is cheaper.
Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Okay, Goldberg, you said Goldberg, Sammy, David Arkette, David Arkett,
all right, who is the cheaper guests?
Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
One hundred dollars will get you a nice pep talk
from the one and only David Arcade.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
So you know what, So he is on the wall,
you're gonna.
Speaker 8 (01:16:51):
Hear a weird You're gonna hear a weird voice because
he starts off this cameo with the scream, Ghostface Killer.
Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Mass He was in big movies too. He was dewey. Yeah, sorry,
David Arquette, Hello to the Woody Show. This is a
message from Sea Boss and me, David Arkatt.
Speaker 17 (01:17:13):
That's right, I'm sending love to my favorite radio show,
The Woody Show. Thank you for being such huge fans
of mine. I'm such huge fans of yours.
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Now.
Speaker 17 (01:17:24):
I hear Woody loved me on Entourage and loved my calves. Yeah,
and Greg just adored me on Friends as Malcolm and
I'm still stalking Greg to this day now. Gina loved
me in Scream two only only in Scream. I wasn't
(01:17:46):
a fan of any of my other work, but like
me and Scream two. Maybe it's my dim witted inexperiences,
the subtle form of manipulation.
Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
I forgot the line, thank you.
Speaker 17 (01:17:59):
I'm glad I you like at least one thing I
did Gena and Menace watch us ready to Rumble weekly
and I will you No, I will bust you, because
that's the line from Gordy aka the Law. Enough about me,
this is all about you.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Keep up the incredible work. I love you guys. All right,
there you go, David arqutte, and he remembered all his characters.
Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Used to be married to Courtney Cox, Like, okay, so
Courtney Cox maybe is how he got on friends, but
David Arqutte is the reason that Courtney Cox got off
get it gathering.
Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
They were together during friends time. Yeah, yeah, I thought
they got together like during screen time.
Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
And then she remember she changed her name to Courtney
Cox Arquette, and then they had that one episode during
the credits where everybody was named that like it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Was remember exactly where I was out.
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
I know, I do appreciate the fact that he actually
put some decent effort into that somebody. So these guys
they're so throwaway. They he's taking your money and it's
basically a crime.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Who did that one for us? From the gas station
while gassing upper car? It was black China. It was
nine seconds. She didn't she didn't even bother to like
learn the names, didn't read the message literally.
Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
But then but then, but then there are other people
who they give us like ten minutes. Sometimes it goes
on and on me.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
That was like twenty minutes late. Great, yeah, there was
like seven minutes.
Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
He was telling like all these old stories about like yeah,
hooking up with I don't know whoever, the old singers
in the seventy it all.
Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Right, So uh okay, let's let's let's take a break
and then we'll come back. We'll do one more one
more round, Yeah, one more round cameo on the Cheap
O coming up next year on the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Hang in the meantime, have an existential crisis.
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That's happening.
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That's at Norwalk tomorrow afternoon from two to four pm.
They'll have a bunch of giveaways, theme park tickets, concert tickets,
will you show merch and more. It's a Menace and
Board tomorrow at Raising Canes in Norwalk from two to
four pm.
Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
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go see Lincoln Park, so we're gonna set you up.
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Plus you could be here on Thursday when Mike Shinoda
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little chit chat, maybe even get your question.
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
That'll be good in the mix.
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But we're gonna set you up, not only with the
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we already got a really cool cameo on the cheap
(01:21:25):
o greeting from David Arquette.
Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Did you know the work's favorite radio show? Yeah? You
know what's crazy? A lot of these celebrities say that,
what are the chances? Yeah? How would I have them
as guests all the time? It's wild. I'm gonna call
Dave today. Yeah, you should just give him, Just give
him a calms. What's up?
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Date?
Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
All right? Cameo on the cheap. Oh, what is the
next category, Ladies of Saturday Night Live? These are formers
you might imagine cast members who are now on cameo,
and one of them the first option is the one
and only Sherry O Terry Love. Yeah, she seems funish.
The remains an issue.
Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
Her main character, which I didn't personally enjoy, was the
spartan cheerleader with Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Yeah it was well, there was.
Speaker 12 (01:22:10):
Take a Chance, drop your pants in the.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Bring it out, take it off, good old days when
that show was funny. It still has its moments. It's baby.
Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
My favorite bit is the one where Michael Ja and
what's his face? We got?
Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Yeah, they write the jokes for each other and like
the really offensive, like I can't you have to read it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
It's like our interview roulette kind of Yes, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
I would also recommend the recent sketch Beppo about the
monkey and space.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah, that is high arms. That is so good. To
the ladies of s n L.
Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
Cherio Terry or or the one and only Toria Jackson.
You yes, she as you don't. She was actually like
the hottie back in the ladies early.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Nineties, really like squeaky voice.
Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
Yeah right, and in fact, she was like a musical
comedy thing. This is her singing her song I Am
Not a Bimbo when she was on a weekend Update
with I Believe Dennis Miller at OJE.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Yeah, that's that's how all this is.
Speaker 11 (01:23:19):
Yeah, just because of the way I look, just because
of what I wear, just because of how.
Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Ex you think you can label me, I don't.
Speaker 12 (01:23:37):
You, dare go.
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
That's that goes off with two a minutes.
Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
My favorite schedule RS is heard and Kevin Neiland doing
the love toilet toilet where they prooped together.
Speaker 8 (01:23:52):
Oh yeah, so she had that in a couple of
roles and she's kind of turned into a political person nowadays.
Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Yeah you know, all right, So who is the cheaper
get on cameo? Is Cherry O Terry or is it
Victoria Jackson. I gotta believe it's Victoria Jackson.
Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Yeah, my gut goes with Victoria Jackson.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
But for sure, I think the people who are into
Victoria Jackson don't get cameo, not even a hurt of cameo.
Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
They're like into political stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:24:22):
Yeah, maybe she would capitalize on that. I'm still saying
Victoria cheaper.
Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
I'll go Victoria.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Yeah, Victoria's gotta be cheaper. One hundred dollars. Cheerio, Terry, Cherio, Terry. Okay,
so you're not getting her, You're getting a Victoria Jackson
for one hundred and twenty five dollars. Okay, all right,
all right. I heard she's a big fan of the show. Yeah,
she watches every day. Yeah right, I'll be curious to
I'll be curious to hear what she has for us.
Speaker 12 (01:24:48):
Oh, the Woody twenty Show, the Money Show, nice foody.
You know about the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
It's my favorite show, the Woody Show, Bundy and think of.
Speaker 12 (01:25:00):
Hello, Victoria Jackson here from see that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
The Woody Show is my favorite.
Speaker 12 (01:25:10):
Joy And I just wanted to tell you that.
Speaker 13 (01:25:15):
And I heard that what he liked me on the
Hollywood Squares.
Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
It's a long time ago. I don't even remember it.
Speaker 14 (01:25:25):
I know I was not as funny as pauland but
I tried and Greg loved uhs.
Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
I love wearing that.
Speaker 12 (01:25:37):
Working on that, even though I was the straight man,
so I was the boring one and menace.
Speaker 14 (01:25:44):
Menace you saying I'm not a bimboo, but that means
so much to me just because.
Speaker 12 (01:25:49):
The way I love as I want to wear just
because can you tell him in my nightcoun.
Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
And my hair?
Speaker 12 (01:26:00):
Do you think you can label me? But don't you.
Speaker 8 (01:26:04):
I'm not a big bo Okay, that's just for you.
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Anyway.
Speaker 12 (01:26:11):
Sea Bags found me all the way here in the
hills of Tennessee.
Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
I want me Sandy love.
Speaker 12 (01:26:17):
So here's a lot of love from Sea Bags.
Speaker 10 (01:26:21):
Game for me.
Speaker 12 (01:26:25):
Do the Londy show.
Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
Okay, that's how she is.
Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
But the breathing, yeah, I think she's she's been doing
all that singing. I'm sure she's getting just inundated. That
was a question. That was a lot of effort. Was
a musical number there there. Thank you to Victoria Jackson
very much.
Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
She's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Oh yeah, which is what on Hallmark? No Baby Boom?
Speaker 13 (01:26:50):
But what you.
Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
Do you guys remember that she's a woman a baby.
Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
What year was she moves out to the country. Yeah,
I think it might be eighty eighty seven. Yeah, I
remember that movie. I love Baby Boom.
Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
Yeah, I love that movie.
Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
And she's one of the babysitters in it. She meets
a guy at the park and she brings him home
and she showed me. But she's nicked with the guy
that she met at the park.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Diane, last time you saw that.
Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
I haven't seen him thirty years of two months ago.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Over another blast. This is the thing cameo. It raises
all these great memories for peatle it does. What's your
favorite Diane Keaton movie? Yeah, I would need a list club.
I'm going to take a break. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
See mass that's a cameo on the Cheap Oh quick
break more wood he showed next.
Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Hang on, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 13 (01:27:40):
The Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
All right, Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it is Monday Morning's
a brand new week.
Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
It's the show. November the eighteenth. Today is an apple
cider day. Delicious apple man.
Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
I love said apple, Yes, please, fresh press better than
apple juice by far, I never tried. I never trust
the stuff that you can see where it's it's not
already refrigerated.
Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Got any stuff like the real natural stuff. It's kind
of cloudy. Yeah, I have a favorite. My favorite is
the Dixons. You guys are trying. Have you had that? Yeah? Man,
you can't beat that. Dixon's so good.
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Dixon's cider also today is Married to a Scorpio Support
Day for those of you married to us scorpios. It's
a National Princess Day. Odd Socks Day now, is that
like the one sock that survived the other one went
missing from the wash?
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Or is that like juice have Wacky Socks? Crazy Sock
Day Today? Those are odd awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
And it's also Mickey Mouse Day today. Shout out to
to Mickey Mouse. All Right, some entertainment stuff. We're gonna
start with some some holiday stuff, Samy, I know you're
very excited. Yes, contained Kelly Clarkson's gonna host NBC's Christmas
Rockefeller Center.
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
That's happening on.
Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Wednesday, December the fourth, the tree lighting. Also the special
Josh Groben and Friends Go Home for the Holidays. That's
gonna air on CBS on December the twentieth. And I
will preface this next thing with they both seem like
nice guys and all, and Jason especially seems like a
really good guy. But when when is the world gonna
be officially sick and done with the Kelsey brothers?
Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Oh? We think they got like asking for a friend
year and a half in them.
Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Travis Kelcey is reportedly building a six million dollar man
cave mansion in Leewood, Kansas. Oh nice, but it's not
just a normal house. It's an iceberg house. So an
iceberg house. Are you familiar with.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
This, Greg, No, it sounds tacky. Am.
Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
It's a house that's mostly built below ground. It's the
hot new trend right now in architecture and home design,
and iceberg homes are being called the newest real estate
flex for wealthy homeowners.
Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
Is it like for preppers? No, this is just like
an underground bunker.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
It's just a cool different way to do it. So
instead of.
Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
Top floor, is just like one ground floor floor.
Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Okay, then we'll give you an example.
Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
So, looking at a stadium, Sofi Stadium in Los Angeles,
that's basically an iceberg structure because most of it is
below ground.
Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
It's subterranean.
Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
That's that's why it doesn't stand very tall. Yeah forfile
for like the apocalypse or.
Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Yeah, they one hundred and fifty feet into the ground,
so you enter on the sixth floor of stadium.
Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Travis's new Iceberg house expected to have a golf simulator,
among other very cool manly things. His brother Jason has
that new holiday song I'm sure you've heard something about it,
Sammy have maybe this Christmas it has hit the top
of the iTunes one hundred holiday charts, beating out Mariah
carries All I Want for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Top is you? Yeah? So his song is a duet
with Stevie Nicks. Yeah, who I can't stand as you know,
that's quite a duo here. Do you guys want to
I want to hear. I just understand how Stevie Nicks
even for charity.
Speaker 12 (01:31:29):
And maybe forgiveness we'll act, does do go someone with
the someone with lost? For reasons?
Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
We can quad?
Speaker 12 (01:31:42):
We call.
Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (01:31:46):
Maybe this Chris.
Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
Her voice got deep.
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Yeah, she doesn't rule as usual here. I know she
was great on SNL just recently. Wow, that's bad. But like, hey,
you know what it is the one taker, it's for charity.
She's like, okay, we'll be there.
Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like they're you know, they're
doing it all for a charity thing.
Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Uh so Christmas.
Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
One of the biggest Christmas songs of all time is
Brenda Lee's Rocking around the Christmas Tree.
Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Of course, it's been featured.
Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
In a billion movies and uh, you know, we all
heard about a billion times, but never in Spanish until now.
Brenda Lee, the woman who originally sang the song, just
approved a new AI version in Spanish. The AI replicated
her vocals. She was thirteen years old crazy when she
recorded the original Wow, and the AI technology I think
(01:32:41):
did a pretty solid job of recreating her sound.
Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Here's a little bit of that. Check it out. I
well know this oh Wow around the Christmas tree.
Speaker 12 (01:32:52):
Come yeah, I lost on a blast.
Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Waveles.
Speaker 14 (01:33:07):
I think.
Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
Amazing the stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Say that because it has like the the just that
fine idiosyncrasy to the void, you know, a little raspy
and young. Yeah, I forget the word. I'm trying to
search for this early in the morning is escaping me.
The characteristics of her voice, not the kids. So there's
like they said, there's those those tones or those yeah yeah,
(01:33:39):
I mean it. Brent oh all right. One of Kanye's
ex employees is suing him. He says he worked for
Kanye as a project manager and he was a nightmare
of a boss. According to the lawsuit, Kanye banged his
then girlfriend Bianca around him and in front of him.
He also says that Kanye allegedly called can this owens
(01:34:00):
a Jewish spy, and Kanye would show him naked photos
of Kim Kardashian inappropriate. Now he was fired last year
and now he's suing for discrimination, hostile work environment, retaliation,
and failure to pay wages. Here's the thing, I know,
Kanye is a dick. Give this guy, the former employee nothing.
(01:34:25):
He didn't quit despite all that stuff. He only has
issues with it now that he's been fired. So you know,
by yeah, Like so if it was really that much
of a hostile work environment or you felt discriminated against
or whatever, you.
Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Hung in there.
Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
Yeah, you're such a hero.
Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
It's like, you know, I've said this about women who
you know, after they break up with somebody, they go
around telling everybody like, oh my god, his penis was
so small.
Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
But yeah, like you had no problem with it the
entire time you're with him, but now it's now you're
now you have an issue. Yeah, exactly, like I thought
it was kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
So like, yeah, if it's that big of a thing,
quit and then sue for discrimination or hostile work environment.
Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
Or whatever, hibernate and come out.
Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
These losers who get fired and do that, they're just
looking for a payoff. Yeah, this guy a filmmaker. He's
suing Netflix, Lebron James, Lebron's production company, because he says
that they stole one of his scripts and then used
it for one of their own basketball movies. Oh so,
this dude he wrote a script for the Gift of
the Game, which was all about this Native American high
(01:35:30):
schooler and his efforts to lead a basketball team to
a state title.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Sound and yeah, he.
Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Shared the script with people closed to Netflix, and that's
when Lebron James ripped off his idea repackaged it for
his own movie called res Ball, which is actually closer
to his screenplay than the book it was supposedly inspired by.
Oh that's so he's suing for copyright infringement, breach of contract,
and more, and he's asking for unspecified damages. Now to
(01:35:59):
me tracks because Lebron James is a douchebag.
Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Yeah, I hope this guy wins, just because of God,
he sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
He Here, I'll give you one more piece of lawsuit news.
The lawyer for a former cast member of the Real
Housewives of New York Menace Oh No As, told a
federal judge that the First Amendment cannot shield the show's
creators from a lawsuit that alleged that the show's participants
were subjected to a rotted workplace culture. The lawsuit alleges
(01:36:27):
that Lee McSweeney, you know who that is, I've heard
the name. She's an alcoholic. She's claiming that she was
pressured to drink on the show, and when she wanted
to stay sober, she was denied accommodations to do that.
It also alleges that the defendants employed psychological warfare intentionally
weaponized to break miss McSweeney's psyche, particularly when she was
(01:36:50):
stopped from visiting her dying grandmother because the show threatened
to cut her pay or fire her if she left
the filming location.
Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
I'm looking at up now. I'm just like, she's not
a memorable.
Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
No, But.
Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Aren't all these tactics that this is what they do
for all these reality shows. They get them all worked up,
or they apply them with alcohol, they get them to
you know, start getting you know, testy with each other.
Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:37:17):
So again, I mean I worked with Bravo on a
show and all they did ever was just like remind
things like, oh remember when you talked about this. It
was never like say this, do that no one forced
me to drink alcohol. Alcohol was there, but everyone said, hey, you.
Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Should enjoy some more or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
A lawyer for the defendants told the judge that the
lawsuit's allegations were protected by the First Amendment and that
it should be dismissed at a stage in which the
judge is required to assume the allegations are true. The
lawsuits seeking unspecified damages mental emotional, physical pain along with
impairment of life's joys what whatever that means? For that
(01:37:59):
and lost future earnings. The judge did not immediately rule
on the future of the lawsuit.
Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
I want people to start doing for what was it,
robbing of future life joys?
Speaker 13 (01:38:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Impairment of life's joys?
Speaker 13 (01:38:12):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
That Yeah, that's pretty good. I want to be applied
with alcohol. Yeah, tide for the Birthdays.
Speaker 18 (01:38:19):
Show, shimkay, were gonna shimday. We're gonna sit theage Shiday.
And you know we don't do all right starting with
the birthdays.
Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Happy birthday to Owen Wilson, who is fifty six years
old today. He got Kevin Nielan, a former SNL cast member.
He was Doug Wilson on Weeds. I love that show.
Kevin Nielan is seventy one. You got Kirk Hammett from Metallica,
Who's sixty two? Dennis Haskins Mister beldings On Saved by
the Bell is seventy four. Big Poppy David Ortiz, former
(01:38:54):
Red Sox World Series Champion.
Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
He's forty nine. Gunshot survivor too, gunshot Survivor. That's right,
is it? Chloe? Seven ye? Is that how you say?
Your name?
Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Is?
Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Seven? Yea whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
Fifty years old today? Throwback Wrapper Fabulous is forty seven.
Throwback nineties artist Duncan Cheek is fifty five. I wonder
if he's still barely breathing. Greg's so good and the
Mickey Mouse That's why it's Mickey Mouse, Dad. Mickey Mouse
is ninety six today. Oh your porn of Birthday is
(01:39:27):
Harley Hayes, and she has seen more junk than a
hoarder in one and twenty four fine films, including Filling
Up the Harley Getting It because she's Harley Greg. She
was in Lesbian Massage Club Volume one. Watch That Today,
also special Oral Birthday Gift What That's about? She was
(01:39:48):
in Cool Me Down, Mister Firefighter and who can Forget Her?
Unforgetab role in what's.
Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
In the box, what's in the sorts of stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Probably Harley Hayes is thirty two years old today and
manage your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Monday morning look at what's happening around the world
of entertainment here on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Iavuila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
All right, Time to wrap up, keep the hell out
of here already, yeah, already Monday, Yeah, because it goes
by so fast, you.
Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Know, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
Thank you everybody for hitting up the instagram over the
weekend and earlier in the morning before we got to
that round up Judge my babies so fun. We still
have the photos up there. If you miss it all together,
you can go to our Instagram. You can see the
photos then listen to the segments there on the full
show podcast today there at the woodieshow dot com also
(01:40:45):
got caught up in all the trending news headlines. We
had the birthday's porno birthday weekend cheers and jeers all
that Monday podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com tomorrow.
We've done this a couple of times and so once
again another round Gina and one of her favorite things
to see online.
Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
The Idaho inmate pen pals.
Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Yes, some of these people, these dudes who are locked
up and looking for love or the very least companionship.
Speaker 6 (01:41:11):
Hook them up.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Yeah. Yeah, So she'll share some of the more interesting
inmates with us. That's tomorrow. We'll tap into the after
hours voicemails, news headlines of course, Anthony and got for us.
In the meantime between now tomorrow morning, you can leave
on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight.
Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Seven seven forty four Woody or Finest. Follow us on
social media, look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 9 (01:41:36):
Yeah, it's almost time to transition from your everyday anxiety
to your Christmas anxiety.
Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
It's like Sammy, she.
Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Had to trade out all of her like closet stuff right,
make room for all the holiday sweaters.
Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Exactly. It was a lot of work, but it was
worth it. A lot of stress, so much stress, so
much stress. You transition, you bring all the Christmas stuff up,
it's very overwhelmed.
Speaker 15 (01:41:58):
You got to make room to wash all the stuff
that you bring in from the garage.
Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
It's a whole thing preaching to the choir.
Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Here's the thing I've gotten really good at over the
last handful of years. There's a lot of power in
the word no. So you don't need to feel the
need to do everything every little holiday thing that you
get invited to, or you feel like you have to do.
Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
You don't have to do it. Find the things you
most want to do, say yes to that stuff, and
then forget the rest.
Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
Like they say, no is a full sentence exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
Quit this bitch.
It's a dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is it lies? The Woody Shows.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
A good morning everybody, everybody, And just like that, the
weekend's over. We're back here Monday morning. Yeah, I can
never even happen, right, yeah, yeah, it's Monday morning. It's
November eighteenth, twenty twenty four. Welcome, I'm widdy. That's Greg Gory.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Menace is here, Gina grad Good morning to you. See
Mass is here. We got Sammy Bort, Caroline here in
the Way Show production department.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Our associate producer. Her name is Morgan.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
She is here, Von our video producer on the job,
high as hell as always this morning. What we got
going on this morning? Let's see, we've got the weekend
cheers and jeers. Of course, as you know, we were
asking you to go on our Instagram judge my baby
is happening today.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, so we have the pictures up there. You can
see the baby in question.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
The mother reached out to us on an email once
to know if she's making a mistake going around showing
pictures of her daughter to people in the basement because
some you know, some parents make that mistake. They think
that their baby is cute, because you should, that's your baby.
But in reality, your kid's kind of a freak show,
and maybe you shouldn't be showing off those pictures unless
people ask. If people ask, that's fine, which should almost
(01:57):
be the rule anyway, it should be consensual. Yeah, so
Judge my Baby's coming up. We got the news headlines,
we got the entertainment stuff, birthdays, porno birthday and more
here on this Monday morning on The Woody Show. Again,
phones are open, you get text, you can use the
email email at the woodieshow dot com, and of course
on social media, including going to see those Judge my
(02:18):
Baby photos. Look for us at the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
While you're on our Instagram.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
We still have the Comic Con cruise that we're giving away.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So on the Comic Con Cruise, you and a guest.
We even get you set up with with money to
get to Tampa, Florida, so you get a flight to
Florida so you can catch the cruise.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's coming up. February of next year is when it
actually leads. It's a Royal Caribbean ship.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yeah, it's very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, it's gonna be cool.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You can get more information about it if you go
to Comic Conthcruise dot com. That's Comic Conthcruise dot com.
Greg was mentioning something as we walked in this morning.
He is convinced that people are coming into our studio
at height.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, it's so weird every.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Day because the way our studio is set up, the
only we are the only show. We're the only people
that use this studio. It's not like the people that
come on after us use the studio. This is exclusive
to us, and that's why we're able to leave stuff
in here. The door is operated by like a fob,
so you have to like buzz yourself in. I know
for a fact that there's only a handful of people
(03:20):
that have access to the studio. There are management people
around here that don't have access to the studio. We
have to like buzz them in.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah. So I'm not sure who would be coming in,
maybe other than the cleaning people. Yeah, I don't know,
but there is.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Okay, So I'll just share this because I thought, you know,
Greg's always crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know, he's being hyperbolic about things being clean clean.
Now I agree with him something is weird.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
It's happening because when I got to the studio, my
headphones the cable is wrapped around my chair like like multiple.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Times would have fallen that way. Yeah, it's done.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
It was like wrapped around like three times around my chair.
And then when I got uh to the studio today, Uh,
my computer is all moved around and uh some things
were unplugged.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It was bizarre.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
So that's because that sounds like something maybe if they
were putting in new equipment.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, I mean the I just know like we always
have the TV on the same channel right the channel
the TV ever goes off At this point, I was
on a on a channel that we were never.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
Watching right and I, as GENI can attest if it's
not a right angle, it's the wrong angle. I have
all my folders and papers neatly stacked. Those are all
like moved around and opened up.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Anyone's going to notice my power cord.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
For the computer is was pulled out and basically under
where your feet are woody.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Now, and it's daily.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
We do have cameras in the studio and so when
I do stay later in the day, I will see
engineers coming in here and working on.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Things, okay, but it's fine. Engineers would not They're not gonna.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
They're certainly like to be wrapping your cord like that
because you don't do that with those headphones.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, CA cord. No, engineers and cords.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
They're very particular on how they handles, and they do that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And they would put them back. That's weird.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
And I also don't think they want to go through
my folder. It's really weird.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
I know, we could throw a whatever, any kind of
ring cam.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
It's got to be very.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Secretive and who changed our channel?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I mean, people have this situation wherever they work all
the time, like someone was in their office space or
their cubical space. They want to lunches and stuff go
missing from the refrigerator, things go missing from desks. I
told you there were some cutbacks here. The last couple
of weeks. They let some people go company wide and
(05:42):
they had to put an email, which I thought was
pretty pathetic.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did you guys see the email? All right, it's so sad.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Within like a day maybe two of people being let go,
people were rating their offices and their workspaces for items.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
But they work through. But they were just getting you know,
staplers and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, no, no, it wasn't office items like stuff. It was
like personal items, things that clearly belong to the person
because what they do. And I never understand this. I
guess it's some policy to keep people from flipping out.
But like you're let go and then they escort you
out of the building.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You walk directly out.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
But if you have an office, can you at least
come and collect your personal interest because when if it's
up to somebody else to pack your stuff up, and
then you could pick up your box and stuff at
the front desk, like they don't know how they know,
like what's yours?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What's not yours? I get fired.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
I have everything in that office is mine, like that
computer's mind, that monitors, cameras are mine.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Are you Are you planning on getting fired? Look, it's
going to happen at some point. I don't know when
or where. You think you're gonna get fired? Of course,
I mean eventually. Yeah, they fired.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
When I got fired, they wouldn't let me box my
stuff up either. They made me leave, and I live
twenty three miles away from work. They said you have
to come back tomorrow to get your stuff. I said,
I'm here, right now, yeah, I'll take it and I'll
be gone forever.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Don't worry.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
So then I went back the next day. They gave
me a little handtruck thing in a box, and then
when I walked.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
In, hey, Greg, how's it going? Like that is the
dumbest question. I'm about to lose my house? But hey good.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
They're like, if anybody took anything from the uh you know,
from the from the from the people who are no
longer here personal, please return them immediately. Like it's so
pathetic that they even had to put that email out
of their first.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Okay, that's true. But I got a sweet picture of
some guy in his family, so.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, they just were they threw the picture away.
They just really wanted that cool frame.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Yeah, I got a succulent in a coffee.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
The best mood, though, is when we were getting back
together and I was leaving my old company. I went
into my office on a Friday, cleared everything out, and
then on Monday put in my two weeks and they're like,
you can leave immediately and come back later for your things.
I go, oh no, it's alry gone.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
We're good.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Eight seven four Woodie. You can hit us up on
a text to you two nine eight seven quick break
more Monday, Woody Show is next. Hang on, we'll be
back probably.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Maybe we'll consider the matter, wail the angles and get
back to you the Woody.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Show seeing it.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
What's up, everybody, it's a Menas Tomorrow, Norwalk, California, myself
and Board we're gonna be at raising canes from two
to four pm doing a bunch of giveaways for theme
park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merchant more. That's Tomorrow,
November nineteenth, raising canes in Norwalk. If you can't make that.
The very next day, Wednesday, November twentieth, myself from Board
are going to be an Irvine at Irvine Spectrum at
(08:33):
Biology from three to five pm, doing a bunch of
giveaways as well. That's Wednesday, November twentieth, from three to
five pm, Irvine Spectrum Biology. In the meantime, enjoy the
Woody Show podcast, Don't Thank You for a.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Video, turn that badass Riad.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Now Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's a fresh new week.
We left the tags on though, because that's cool. You
can still see the stickers in the texts for a
little while. We want toybody know how fresh our week is.
(09:09):
It's Monday morning, It's November the eighteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Whatody. That's Greg Gory right there is menace. What is up, Boody.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
We've got Gina Grass, we got Sea Mass, We've got
Sammy and the phones were open for you at eight
seven seven forty four, Woody.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You can text us how was your weekend? I hope
it was great.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Let us know on the text over to two to
nine eight seven. We got some weekend cheers and jeers, jeers.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So throwback.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
It's like, uh, late seventies, early eighties, like TV theme show,
kind of like TV theme songs.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, SeaBASS. What did you put in the AI
for that? Like what type of music you remember?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I mean it's like Cynthie, Yeah, that's what I put in.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
What did you tell the band you hired do our customs? Yeah?
Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
We'll probably get into more detail later, but I'm gonna
say cheers to Jake Paul for for knocking out well
that he didn't knock him out, but for winning that fight.
And that's for two reasons. I didn't have a body
map of Tyson's tattoos. But having watched the fight and
now seeing his tattoos, I'm glad he lost.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Screwed say, for.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Years he celebrates dot communist murderers, right what.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I never knew he had these two very prominent tattoos,
right for f him? I never we all know in
the face tattoo, but screw you, Greg.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I think he got those while he was in jail
for just you know, upholding civil rights.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Right before this he was a sane person.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
No, I'm not saying that that is an unfair uh
parallel exactly. I knew about the face tattoo, as did
Planet Earth. I never looked at all his tattoos with
a fine tooth cut, and having seen them now I
can say, f you, Tyson, I'm so glad you lost.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
You suck and like but like Chake Wiverara got very trendy.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Right for the reason. The college I went to had
a cafe called the j Cafe. Yeah house, Wow, spend
three minutes today researching that guy. Tell me you would
get a tattoo. Cheers to Jake done, friend, what's your
what's your review on his bare ass? Disgusting? Gross an old.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Hot or not gross, and then I'll give jeers to
my little heart. I am already feeling slightly ba humbug,
Like I'm seeing the Christmas stuff, I'm seeing all of
the decorations and the hearing all the commercials. I'm like,
you know what, I'm already over all already wow.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right, that's what happens when you start too early, well
for sure, but this year specifically, I'm I'm pre bah humpba. Yeah.
I mean I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Interesting because I'm having the opposite reaction. It's not even
Thanksgiving yet, and you typically know it's not until Thanksgivings.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Over well even the right right, which is normal.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
But I'm like, oh, okay, i'd see a couple of
things are out here, a little bit on my house
got nice.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
I had a glimmer of hope that this year, oh
maybe I'm really going to get into it. Maybe I'll
try to get some of Sammy's joy rub off.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And it kind of felt that way for about a day.
You have any idea why.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
I just I don't know. I just want to be
lazy for a while. I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
Gina too much, weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers to
having what I now call a menace style weekend like
action packed because that's not my vibe.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
No relaxation all none.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
But I loved it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Keep going.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
It started. I took the gentleman in my house to
see a musical. We went back to the future. Then
the next day was kid's birthday party and a bouncy
house birthday with eight indoor bouncy houses. Then a football game.
I mean, it was just it was a It was
a great weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Jeers.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
I wish I would have gone first, because now I
feel like an a hole. But the Tyson Paul fights,
it was depressing, and we got the We got the
news in the intermission of a musical and totally bummed
out act too. Just think we got the news.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Didn't watch it?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
You were at a musical.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
That's the best way to have done it.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Well, watched it because they couldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I see, I didn't have any problems with.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Oh I did.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I missed the whole fight.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
I turned it on and it was buffering the whole time,
and then all of a sudden I saw the results.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Say the first the first two fights were great. Those
were really good fights.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm not even a huge boxing fan, but those two
fights were very entertainment.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Even the chick fight was talking about the women.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
They were beating the crap out of each other, and
that that that chick who she got robbed. Yeah, the
chick who lost that fight, because she totally won that fight. Yeah,
Irish chick whatever her name, Katie something.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And then yeah, then the other chick. Yeah, but that
eye injury was I know, but she was. That's the thing.
It's like the Katie whatever her name of, the Irish.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Chick Katie Taylor.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, she's a head butter.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Yeah against Amanda Sera.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And she's she's fighting dirty. I agree with whoever.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
That manager guy was all chained up and stuff and
the other chicks corner, I mean he and he called
her out like just straight up like she she's dirty,
she's fighting.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Dirty, and nobody cared.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh no, people cared, People cared.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
People making decisions didn't care.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Yeah apparently not apparently not all right, menace weekend cheers
and jeers.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, another epic weekend.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
I went to a music festival, a theme park, the
football game, and a basketball game. So that was really
fun and I did have downtime, Yeah, all day Saturday
before I went to the because I went to the
theme park at night, right, and then uh Sunday morning relaxed.
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Also Friday night I relaxed as well, So I do
have downtime and just able to fit other things in.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What music festival was going on this weekend? It was
called Desert Air. Yeah, who performed there? It was like
E D M stuff your favorite type. I don't mind
DM stuff.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah, And then festivals seem like they'd be obnoxious, that's
what you're seeing.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Yeah, it's but no, you would actually like this one
because it was actually it was at an air museum,
so it's surrounded by different ends.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, no, you would.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
I think you would actually enjoy it because you wouldn't
have to like go hang out by the stage. You
can go just like check out all the cool airplanes
that your mouth right, Yeah, it's a really cool visual.
And then I think my only geers though, because I
think maybe Seabas is the only one that enjoys this
with me is Saturday Night Live. I just didn't have
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time to watch that night Live.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That your jeers jeers problem, I know. Damn. It was
a pretty awesome weekend.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
I can't not your jeers wasn't for the show itself,
but for the fact that you didn't watch time to
watch it?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah yeah, everyone was that any good?
Speaker 13 (16:14):
You know?
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I know literally almost nothing about Charlie XCX, who was
the host and musical guest, and.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
She, uh she was.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
I don't know if does she like a Disney person?
Does she come acting at all? Because she's a good,
decent like comedic presence. Knowing nothing about her like, oh okay,
she's been around for quite a while.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Good for her.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Sea Bass weekend cheers and jeers, Well cheers.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Did you guys know there was an actual real fight
going on? Morgan, you knew about this of course. John Jones,
oh yeah, did solidified himself as probably the best overall
any quake class UFC fighter ever John Jones fan of Cardnarks,
by the way. And it wasn't an awesome fight other
than he just kicked the crap out of He had Steepa.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Right there at the end of the fight, like the
the final blow like he had this kick was that
sound that you heard the cracking of his ribs.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It was super super loud, spitting reverse.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Then the guy just dropped right in his ribs and
then John just came in and just started like wailing
on this dude, like just crushing his face.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
And he would be it probably recognized as the greatest
UFC fighter of all time if he hadn't had some
substance issues a while back.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
But hey, he's back now, baby.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
He's still considered the best. People don't really care about.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That, thank you. Eddian.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
Yeah, headline fan of Cartnarks has commented on my Instagram
post before you mentioned.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
That I might masturbate to that athletes in the world,
fighters in the world is a five years you tend
to wear that little patch on your back.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That is pretty cool, buddy.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
Yeah, jeers, I was gonna jeers, of course, all you
dummies who I told you that this fight was going
to be all hype and nothing behind it, that these
the Jake Paul's not a good fighter, but and you
guys bought into it anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
But really the jeers is to me because I should
know better. I've I am right all the time.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
I tell you guys all the time, and I get
that right there, I get that little I get that
little film.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And can get again.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Please, even though I'm so confident, can please get a
gold start?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
There it is, there is.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
That's why I'm giving myself the years because I'm right
again and again and again.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
But you said Jake Paul is not a good fighter,
but right he won?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, okay, yeah, because he fought a geriatrical right.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
But what but what's the point?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
What point is the point?
Speaker 13 (18:29):
Is?
Speaker 8 (18:29):
You had a not good fighter versus a not good fighter,
and yet you all still were slobbering over yours all
over yourselves for six months for this fight. And I
told you guys the whole time, this is not going
to be a good fight. This is all hype, no substance,
and you guys were like, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Sharing himself for because anything that that we could be coachable.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Right exactly. I keep trying again and again to tell
you things and failing. I did tell you I was
going to watch regardless my point, I would have never
bought it. But way, that's the point.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I would have never bought it. No, I didn't mean
I didn't want to ignore it because I have a
lot of nostalgia for these Tyson fights. It's a momento culture,
and it's one of those things that seems like curious, like, yeah,
just to see.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It's like it's just more.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's almost like morbid curiosity, like I don't know, give me,
give me some like who's still alive? Okay, what's what's
her name? Kathy Bates? Yeah, if you're told me Kathy Bates.
His cans were on the internet, like like like if
she got hacked, I would look, is it gonna be great? No,
But it's like a morbid curiosity, like you're gonna look.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
You know, Tyson can't fight anymore because he fought an
exhibition fight four years ago against Roy Jones Junior that
was also very boring. Who by the way, I'll give
Roy Jones credit because he was a commentator on that thing.
M and oh boy, that's if you don't want your
kids to go into combat sports.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Listen to Jones.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
The guy who was the announcer for the fight, not
the ring announcer, but the color guy. Yeah broadcast. That
guy was so annoying. I was texting back and forth
to our buddy Jeff Garcia and like this guy he
must have wrote out all his one liners for weeks. Yeah,
it was. It was so bad, like all these little
(20:07):
like cutes. He almost dad joke ish one. His name
is Marrow Rono, sure, but he was then Rosie Perez,
she's down. So I think it was for me the
combination of like nostalgia for Tyson fights. She shouldn't have
What do you mean it shouldn't have You should know
(20:28):
this because we're bad. Yeah no, but it's like still
it's like, you know whatever. But then then the other
thing is man just hoping that he would beat the
crap out of somebody as obnoxious as Jacob.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But see that's again, that's just wrestling. You should know that,
like people knew the Iron Chic was a bad guy
because he was playing a bad guy. So you shouldn't
be like, oh, man, I can't wait for a whole
cold get beat up on the Iron She he's just
such a douche. That's what he still won though he
sucked you in. But again us or just.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
The fact that like the people are famous now because
they're YouTubers or like I.
Speaker 13 (21:01):
Find that to be.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
So how do you defeat that?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
How do you defeat you watch Mike Tyson like, you know,
give somebody brain damage? Oh you don't want I'm hoping
he's got like one little flash left just enough to
put his nose through this.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
I know it's sad because there's all his brain breakdowns
now on how Tyson used to respond to his certain
situations in the match, Like I don't know if you've
seen these videos yet. There's a ton of social videos. Yeah,
it shows him like back in the day, Like, oh,
this is what Tyson his whole style, peekaboo style is.
He's short for a heavyweight, he's five ten, so he
has to get inside on people and then hook an
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upper cut him. Well, if they can just keep him
at bay because he's too old and too slow to
get inside now, which is what Jake Paul did, then
then he's you got nothing to do, just sit there
and take a little shots of the head and lose ye.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 15 (21:47):
My cheers is that I finally got my hair done?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Wow, girl, it's lovely.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
Yes, I got it colored and cut, and it's been
forever and I've been needing to get it done. But
myard does my hair, and she got sick like a
month ago when she was supposed to do it, and
so I've been waiting for so long.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
How excitedly, God, very exciting.
Speaker 13 (22:08):
It is.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh my god, it looked like trash before.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
If you had a gun to my head and said, Sammy,
get a hair cuts.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
My wife always forgets you as well. Get I got
a hair appointment or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
And then I got to remember later because I go,
it's what happened, because why I wants my hair. It
looks good, by the way, Yeah, I never noticed. I
never noticed.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I mean it looks slightly curlier, curlier, but not shorter.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Well that's just yeah, that's because I curled it.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Yeah, that's different. Has nothing to do with this. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
It looks good.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (22:37):
My jeers is to traffic.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Over the weekend, I spent an hour and a half
in the same square block and I wanted to kill
myself because I thought that's the only way I'm going
to get out of this traffic.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
I was sitting there just feeling like I was being
held hostage.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
I couldn't move.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
I don't know if anyone's ever been in that situation,
but you just think I'm never getting out of here.
Speaker 15 (22:59):
This is where I now. Yes, this is my war.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
And it was so bad.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
So that is my cheers.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Okay, it's got to be a way to deal with that.
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Weekend Cheers got together with some friends that we've officially
been friends with for ten years now, and so we
had a friend aversary dinner which was which was lovely
and I'm very fortunate. It's one of those moments where
I actually it wasn't lost to me like a lot
of things are that. I'm very fortunate to have these
people in my life. So that was that was that
(23:29):
was good. Also, shout out to the Pittsburgh Steelers for
beating the Baltimorens the Ravens.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I love watching Lamar Jackson lose.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
The fact that the Ravens have lost eight out of
nine to the Steelers is great.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
So the cheers to them.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
And they might must have run to win a playoff
game this year, Jeers. So I can't blame the insurance.
I gotta blame my dentist. I never look at this
stuff for whatever reason. I was like, you know, opening mail,
and this stuff goes to the shred or this stuff
goes to whatever. I looked at the thing, the little
claim I got from Delta Dential, the summary of my
(24:08):
benefits claim because I went to the dentist recently just
for a regular cleaning.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
No big deal.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Didn't even see the dentist. Yeah, because they already had
the x rays. Nothing showed up on there that looked
you know, you know, fuzzy. And then the high genus
goes through. They didn't notice anything that would be anything.
They said, do you need to see I said, no,
no big deal.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
If you're good, I'm good. Right.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So I look at the breakdown of the claim. Which
of the three hundred and seventy two dollars that was submitted,
I am responsible for one hundred and seventeen of that.
And I look and so the one thing that I
got that was an extra add on was the floor
eye varnish.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
What are you a Florida?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So this is how they do it now. They take this,
at least to my dentists.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
They take this stuff when you get the floor I think,
and they basically painted on your onto your and then
which is nice, like because not one of those things
where he came and eat or drink. You just can't
have anything hot. Yeah, for like thirty minutes or.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, big deal, that's awesome. But uh, that cost me
twenty five dollars out of pocket. No big deal.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And then uh, let's see.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Then they had just the regular cleaning adult blah blah
blah blah. Submitted one hundred and thirty two. That's all covered.
But uh, what I got charged seventy nine dollars for
and my dentist is listing this as a separate charge
oral hygiene instructions.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Excuse me, instruction.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Let me tell you what this consists of. This is
what she said to me. So, how are we doing
with our flossing and brushing? I said, fine, you know,
same as always. I'm not a great floss but you know,
same as always. She goes, okay, well, you know, just
uh when you can't make sure, just just make sure
you run some floster there every once in a while.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I'm like, cool, done.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That was it.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
It was like small talk. Yeah, oral hygiene instructions. What
do you think a dentist appointment is? So they submitted
seventy nine dollars for that, and I'm responsible for seventy
nine dollars. So it's out of one hundred and seventeen dollars,
seventy nine dollars of that plus twenty five bucks for
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the floor.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I understand the floor. That was that's axtual tangible thing. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
You don't want to pay that, are you?
Speaker 12 (26:13):
I already?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Did you paid for the don't forget to flaws?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, I already because I got the thing from my dentist.
I would have had and paid it.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Then I got this to the mail that kind of
broke it down afterward.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Yeah, you're gonna need a seventy nine dollars credit.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
So next time I go, I'm definitely gonna bring it
up like oral hygiene and stride.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's the dentist.
Speaker 13 (26:30):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Next time she asked you, if you plaus just close
your eyes and put your hands, and years.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Ago you say, I'm not having this conversation. I'll talk
to don't talk to me.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
That's like when the dentis squeezed my cheeks and then
I got charged fifty bucks for tissue analysis.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Anyway, So that's that's my jeers, but very little about
We're gonna take a quick break more of what he
shows next. Hang up, Jesus, jeez, oh yeah, mother and
cheers and jeers guys, all right, eighty seven seven forty four.
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Speaker 4 (27:45):
All right, Gina grad, what about some of the trending
news headlines?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Netflix announced over the weekend that sixty million people tuned
in for the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight Friday night.
But other than how boring the main card was, the
main talk of the night was about how terrible Netflix's
broadcast was. It was so bad, in fact, that the CTO,
Elizabeth Stone, had to send out a note to the
employees saying we don't want to dismiss the poor experience
(28:10):
of some members, and we know we have room for improvement,
but still consider this event a huge success. But with
all the connection issues Netflix had on Friday, lots of
people starting to worry if they can handle the NFL
double header that they're supposed to broadcast on Christmas. That's Chiefs,
Steelers and Ravens and Texans.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, good point, they'll figure it out. They got the infrastructure,
you know. I'm trying to think if anything's happen, if it's.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Netflix or your internet provider with so many people in
your area trying to watch it, be yeahfferents.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I had zero problems. I didn't have any problem either.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, I may I recommend check out Twitter for bootleg
streams if you're having issues. That's how I watched the
Jake Paul FI because I didn't I didn't want to
be counted as a viewer. So I've watched the bootleg
streams a lot. But well, I had to be able
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
But I watched a web watched he watched it.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
I'm also wondering on that if it matters what time
you tuned in, because I wasn't watching all the pre fights.
Speaker 15 (29:14):
I only wanted to watch the main fight.
Speaker 11 (29:16):
It was locked in, right, I wasn't locked in, and
I was having a lot of issues.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
See.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I started watching at my son's hockey practice, just like
over my phone, no problem. Then I got home, put
it on there, and that was like halfway through that
second fight.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I'm thinking, like, if everybody in like Sammy's apartment building
is watching it, like this.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Slow down the internet? Did you go to? Where can
you go to other sites? That's because I could go
to Twitter, no problem. Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
So the other thing I was thinking about this too,
like because Netflix, all these guys, none of them ever
released like their audience numbers never. Yeah, so it leads
me to believe because they always say it when something's good,
it leads me to believe that everything else is not great.
And they tell us, you know, the stuff that they
hype up a lot and whatever, they'll never release nothing,
they'll never release the audience numbers for that.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
But when something's actually good, they're happy to let everybody know. Yeah,
that's true. How many people was?
Speaker 6 (30:08):
They're also trying to have a bargaining chip when it
comes to pay negotiations for actors. If it's like well,
we don't know. I mean, the numbers aren't as good
as you think they are.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
It's kind of like when the social media platforms, when
somebody doesn't allow you to see how many likes their posts,
that that just means that nobody's liking their posts, right,
really cares well.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Jake Paul celebrated his win against Tyson by throwing a
huge bash with his brother Logan Paul, who, by the way,
did you see him be Like, Mike's like, I'll take
you and He's like, oh, cute you, Mike.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Relax.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
The party was hosted by sports betting company better As
a Private House and at a private house in Dallas.
Lots of people there star studded, including the Haktua girl
star Study, who showed up in sweatpan big talent. Well,
Biden's team has just made a pretty pretty big move
(30:58):
in the Ukraine Russia con They've basically given Ukraine the
green light to use US weapons to hit targets deep
inside Russia's.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Because that's how they like it, right.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Big change from how things were going before. Ukraine's been
asking for this for a while and now they're planning
to make their first long range attack pretty soon. Looks
like Russia bringing in North Korean troops has got the
US and Ukraine a little worried. Ukraine's likely to use
these rockets called atacms attic cams let's call them, which
can hit targets up to one hundred and ninety miles away.
(31:31):
The big question is what Trump will do when he
takes office. He's not a big fan of all the
aid going to Ukraine, so he might change it. So
if they're going to use it, probably use it soon.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Here's a question, why would you wait until now to
authorize this? Because I'm putting this out there because it's
a NATO thing right where it's very gray area about
how you can even supply money your weapons to another
a country that's not part of NATO who's attacking or
not attacking, but like in a conflict with a NATO country,
(32:01):
which Russia is right and so you know, how is
it that that is fine by these long ranges? So
they've stayed out of it for whatever reason. And there's
other countries too, France and some other ones like but
now all of a sudden you want to do this, yeah,
because the chance of it escalating is pretty good. Yeah,
you know, so like, why is it like one of
(32:22):
those things on the way out the door. All right, well,
here's something you can deal with.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
The same thought I get when an artist sues another
artist saying, you copied my song and the song's like
twenty two years old.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Where were you two years ago?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
But how pumped would you be if you were a
North Korean military guy? Like, we get to leave, we
get to see something else. This is exciting.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
Well, there's stories that they're becoming addicted to porn because
they have access to porn.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Society, like tribal society's Internet access and that's the biggest probably.
Speaker 16 (33:01):
That was well, the latest that was the latest USLBM
coaches poll has shaken up the college football rankings, though
Oregon remains undisputed at number one, Ohio State and Texas
hold study at number two and number three, while Penn
State climbs to number four, and Indiana makes history by
breaking into the top five.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Notre Dame sits at six, followed by Alabama at seven,
Georgia at eight, Mississippi and Miami round out the top ten,
and a Southwest Airlines flight at Dallas love Field dealt
with a scary incident Friday when it was reportedly hit
by gunfire on the tarmac.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yes, this is the second plane. One was the Spirit
Airlines from it was liked Prince.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, we got the shot up.
Speaker 13 (33:44):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Now Dallas, Dallas, I thought, but I thought all the
Haitians were in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Guys. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
The plane, which was on its way to Indianapolis, was
struck on its right side near the cockpit, but fortunately
no injuries were reported. The plane returned to the gates,
passage evacuated and the runway was closed. The FAA confirmed
that a Boeing seven thirty seven eight hundred was struck
by gunfire, though details are unclear. This incident, like you said,
just happened in the same week in Haiti. And guys,
(34:14):
this is more of a public service for you and
education for us. Ladies. You're gonna want to watch out
for something called winter penis this season.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay, Oh, we're aware, really.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
The phenomenon, which can affect men of all ages, happens
when the temps drop and it causes the penis to
shrink by up to fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
It all is caused.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
By slowed circulation, which can make standing at attention a
little more difficult when it's cold outside, but don't worry.
Winter penis is a passing condition for most men. It'll
reverse once things warm up again inside.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, yeah, right, if you use a heater, you'll be
just fine.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
I can't do it smaller, I can't get there.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
By the way, I mistakenly said that Russia was part
of NATO. But it's a whole NATO thing. It's it's
a complication, yeah, a little by allowing the use of
those long range missiles, it complicates the NATO agreements somehow, Well.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
God willing people smarter than us figure it out.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
It's just say, you know, you don't want to see it. Look,
you don't want to see escalations anywhere. No, please, especially
with companies with countries that have nuclear stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Slip up, right, there is it? The companies many want
to send more money to Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Well, that's what's going on with Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Ginograb.
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Speaker 1 (37:42):
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Speaker 4 (37:47):
So there was a see in the world of sports,
a pretty pretty notable depth. The gymnastics coach bella coolie.
Oh no, that was like old timing.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
That's like uh Mary, I mean na, Well he was
around for long. Yeah, that's sweet mustache. Yeah, it was
pretty sweet. And he has a black armband. He was
eighty two years old.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
They say he revolutionized gymnastics, the.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Jump and spin something. It was like the training.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Well it is so controversial.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Well, I mean, but I mean, you can't deny that
he everybody the gymnastics were right because they say that
he uh you know, despite that, his impact on the sport,
because he transformed training methods and just produced countless champions.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
It transformed with my feast.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Yes, you know what, whatever, whatever works, you do, well,
I break leg. I wonder if, like if he could
actually do any moves in his older age.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I don't know. Yeah, that's his background. Wife to Marta.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
They were just like these like evil villains that produced champions.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Oh, they weren't nice.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
They look the other way. Yeah, there was a lot
going on there. It was not okay.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
He was apparently a boxer and a hammer thrower menace. Wow.
I was hearing the story.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
This is a friend of mine, he's a high school coach,
and they were they have to do this training stuff too,
about like what's appropriate what's not now for coaches at
different you know levels of just school coaching high school.
He's a high school coach anyway, so he used to
be man. You hear like these kids, you know they
fumbled the ball. Oh I got mother after when I
was a twelve.
Speaker 13 (39:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
The mask they grabbed me the face mask and smack
them on the side. They had like you got your focus,
keep your head in the game, and then they would
take the football and tape it to their hand. They
had like carrying around all day like that. They don't
drop the ball. High school coach would literally kick guys
in the a I got a hot coffee port in
(39:59):
my head. Why I thought would feel good? It burned
it ish out of me.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
My god and my favorite thing that I guess they
don't do it anymore, which always made me laugh for
some reason. Okay, ladies, you can't say that anymore to
the to the male football players.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
You get it because they're not right so soft as
you know. There's something to be said for that. I understand.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
If it's actual abuse, well, you know, like the Larry
nassery exactly.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Stuff that was going on these gymnasts.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
And how you realign spine.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, like if you go, hey, bitch, get your head
in the game, whatever you now, or hey ladies, ladies,
eventually no Americans will be good at sports.
Speaker 11 (40:39):
Well, I think the point is that you don't need
to be abusive champions.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Abusive, Okay, abusive. I agree when you say you don't
need to be abusive.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
I think the definition of abuse is what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
We're talking about the definition of abuse and how it's changed. Yeah,
talking about verbal Yeah, verbal abuse, verbal.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Abuse, like let's bring back the shaming and the bullying.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Yeah, seemed to really keep a lot of people. Yeah,
Simone Biles got so good. Sammy oh pray Oh.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Did they have tea parties for her?
Speaker 12 (41:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
A year ago? Better better next time.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Actually, she did have all the mental stuff and she
got the twisties a lot of and she's gotten even better.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
The United States Postal Service has announced that Betty White
will be on the twenty twenty five Forever stamp. So
those of you still using stamps right right, I will
buy those right away. When's the release party?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, no release date set yet. Is there a stamp party?
Have they launched something? There are some stamp people, the
stamp collectors. I can't imagine something more boring. All the
Golden Girl dorks.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
Yeah, Like they revealed the new stamp and then I
think they do they will reveal party and then little
John DJs.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah. I don't know who goes to them. I mean,
what else do they have to do with the Postal Service?
Like that's in a big party. For a new stamp.
That would be kind of cool. Is there a big thing?
Speaker 6 (42:03):
I always act like I don't care, though, when I'm
at the post office, like and I needed some stamps,
Like what kind of like I don't know. I mean,
I guess if you want to show me the book,
but it is kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Really, which ones do you want? I usually I don't care,
And then I look at.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Him like, really you put the thought into I mean,
you don't want to, but you.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Know, I think the last time I had to buy
stamps because there was something that we had to mail,
We're like, oh, yeah, we don't have any stamps. I
was literally in line the grocery store and I said,
you guys sell stamps. I go, yeah, we'd have to
call somebody over. It used to be like you just
go in the line. They had him in the register.
Like when I was a cashier at a grocery store
that we always had him in the register.
Speaker 15 (42:41):
Oh really, Yeah, they're like cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Now they have to go get them from.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
A special area, all locked up.
Speaker 9 (42:46):
No one asked for them. So when you go to
the post office three times a week to mail bills
from the machine, sure.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Two times more. When he shows next, you better make
her as ugly as she was in real life. You
look like a foot he was so unattractive, she looks
like Joe Pesci show.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
I'm curious to know more about this. All I heard
was that Greg, who's definitely by far the most sentimental
person that is true on staff, not just on this show.
I think for the entire radio station. I can't more
of a say emotion than Greg Gory. She said his words,
(43:31):
that he had the most sentimental text exchange with his
dad ever.
Speaker 9 (43:38):
That is because my sentimental stuff is usually just with
my mom and we talk all the time, and she'll
say nice, sweet things all the time. My dad and
I are are more like, hey, how's it going good?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Cool? His mom there kind of like those so my family.
Speaker 9 (43:54):
D dude, really he would question sanity. But whenever it's
a late relative's birthday, we usually will text like, oh,
happy birthday, Karen, you know, thinking of So it was
my what would have been my grandma's birthday the other day,
so I texted my dad, Hey, just thinking about you today.
You were the greatest son that she could have ever
(44:15):
dreamed of. And he wrote back, thank you for the compliment,
and you are a great son. We are lucky to
have you. I've never heard such words from him before.
He's not unemotional, but it's hard to get that kind
of thing out of him.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
And he's probably better he wouldn't say it to your face.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
No, I mean it would have been better if it
was unsolicited. The fact that you said that about it
kind of probably probably thought he felt pressure to say
something like that.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Back, like I should return the compliment. It might have
been twisted or something.
Speaker 15 (44:46):
Is it possible your mom had.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Now great, don't make me read I would start casting
about my last comment.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
But yeah, it was funny though.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
But do you think that this will have any kind
of effect on your life going forward? And like another,
is this some kind of like is this the validation
that you've been waiting for your dad?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
You know what? No joking.
Speaker 9 (45:07):
I think it will because I can kind of rest
a little bit easier knowing that he thinks of a
great son.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
Because well, there was a time that you were very
concerned and there was like yeah when you first came out, Oh,
we didn't speak for a MoMA like acceptance from your parents,
which everybody wants. Sure, but your parents is over or
not like, everybody still wants acceptance from their parents, and
even at.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
My advanced age, I still want to make them proud
of course. Yeah. And also you talk about your childhood, you.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Like, I don't know, there's nothing really that stood out
except for that one time when you sold pe to
your grandma.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
But I was, well, no, it was entrepreneur. He was
selling a was a bug killer.
Speaker 9 (45:48):
Yeah, I advertised as bug killer. I put it was
chlorine and then I pee in it. Yeah, I sell
it to my grandma.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
For a dollar.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
It was it was his own brand of bug killer
that he sold to his grandma. Take a leader.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
It was a gold child.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I saw that Spirit Airlines officially filed for bankruptcy. If
we were talking about this here in the studio, everybody
seemed to have this idea that when you know, a
company declares bankruptcy just there. Yeah, but Spirit would like
you to know that you could continue to book and fly,
just you know.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Reorganizing debt.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
You know, they had a couple of different mergers they
were trying to get done on one move Jet Blue,
the other one in the Frontier, and neither one of
those happened. So yeah, but they're they're filing bankruptcy. But
you could still fly. You can still get a flight
and a show. And I'm sure you're buzzballs and Menace
doesn't like. Oh I had another incident. I'm probably the
(46:55):
only one.
Speaker 8 (46:56):
So we were landing and we did that thing where
we landed and we got it there ahead of time, woody,
and then they didn't have a gate open, so hey,
chill for forty five minutes, and a couple of guys
started getting mouthy to the point that they were making
like sex jokes amongst the others themselves, but loud enough
that everyone could hear it.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
It's great because now that might expect the process, which
is good for everybody. Else those guys might be in
some trouble.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
Well that's the thing is, they don't get in trouble
because it got so bad. At one point, this woman,
uh was there a couple of roads behind me. Of course, uh,
leaned over and said, hey, guys, I don't want to
hear about your graphic sex jokes and the guys that,
and of course they have a go to for that,
which is, oh.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
We got a caring over here. Oh you can shut
anyone down who's actually making a good point.
Speaker 9 (47:39):
By saying that, well, God forbid, they invent stairs and
the door and wheel up some.
Speaker 8 (47:44):
And it got so bad to the point that one
of the flood attendants had to say hey, guys, language
and then okay whatever. But we'd already landed, so there's
no like, we can't there's nothing. There's no penalty in there.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
That's it. We're getting into the gate. We're getting these
guys off the plane.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah, you can leave to A plane in Portugal had
to be grounded for five days after one hundred and
thirty hamsters escaped from their cages and we're running around
the plane. Apparently the hamsters were part of a delivery
for a pet shop, and there were also some ferrets
and some birds in there as well. They didn't get out,
but people are posting pictures and videos of hamsters just
(48:20):
running around the plane. And the plane was supposed to
head to Libson after landing in Portugal, but the hamster
breakout forced the flight to stay grounded, and at least
sixteen of the hamsters, much like that missing roach, have
yet to be caught.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Coroach. They are breeding like crazy.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
We got the one cockroach that got loose here in
the studio. We have never seen the other one, and
that's at least a year ago.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It's dead by now.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
How many minions they've spawned.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I was gonna say, it's like a great great great
great great great grandfather. Yeah. Yeah, those things live forever too. Yeah.
And between now and then, they apparently they redid the
studio so they would have found it. If it was,
you would think it was very large. It's probably living
in your beds. I know.
Speaker 9 (49:01):
Well, no I can't be, because I kept that thing
above ground for a month and.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
It'll Yeah, they can't get in those places. That's good.
They have to stay grounded like I did to check
every millimeter of it.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
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six fifty this morning here on The Woody Show.
Speaker 13 (50:00):
Is it.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
All?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
If you all would please turn to your hymnal.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
We are referencing our Woodies Show Instagram at the Woody
Show pinned right to the top of our page the
photos for this round of Judge My Baby.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Yes, we ask parents, if look.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
You're going around, you're showing these pictures to everybody. You
better be damn well, Shore you know what you're doing here? Yeah,
because you know parents, I get it.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
We're all biased. You think your own kids earlier.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, you think your own kids are good looking or
at least decent looking.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, you're not, otherwise you wouldn't be showing them around.
But it's kind of like how you claim you don't
have a favorite kid. I don't. I really don't, right,
I don't. There are days where you're like, Okay, if
I could sell one this one, the next the next day.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Is the polar opposite. But if I'm looking at the scoreboard,
I couldn't make that call. But if you go on
to our Instagram, it's a it's three pictures. On this one,
it's the pride and joy of our listener, Brandy.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
This is her daughter.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
She sent us this email saying, I think most newborns
look like little aliens. Plus my kids didn't grow hair
until around two years old, so I think she has
average cuteness. This is her daughter, which some people in
the comments were a little confused by. Yeah, they kept
calling he bro.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
So yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Now, my initial thought, if we're looking at the second picture,
which is where she's standing in that little dress by
the playground, this to me looks like a picture that
was taken at the farm where they grow future Walmart shoppers.
That was that was the initial thought. I'm like, Wow,
this is gonna be this is gonna be somebody who's
maybe friends with whatever whatever it is at that time,
(51:50):
Like the thousand pounds sisters. I'm not saying that she's
going to be one thousand pound sister, but she's gonna
be one of the people in that universe.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, one of the group. At some point, you need
to wear shoes to come in here, right, Yeah, all.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Right, So if you want to do the pictures that
are right at the top of our Instagram page. We
are helping parents to not make the mistake of showing
around pictures of an ugly baby. Should they have one,
Greg Gory, We're gonna start with you.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Well, the first photo. There's three of them.
Speaker 9 (52:17):
The first one kudos to the baby for flipping off
the camera as if to say, f you don't take
my picture because I'm ugly. This is a picture that
if I was the mom, I would think to myself, God,
I should have gotten my tubes tied.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
And looks like looks like a villain from the Little Rascals. Greg,
on that first picture, can you judge that carpeting.
Speaker 9 (52:39):
Are kind of hard to see? That looks like there
might be a bunch of a blanket just thrown on
the rug, unless that's some sort of weird floral pattern.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
But yeah, looks angry, old, almost alien like. Oh not good.
Picture number two. I disagree with you, Wuddie. I think
it's super cute.
Speaker 9 (52:56):
Really, And this is where the mom would say, Okay,
maybe I'm glad I didn't get.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
My tubes tied.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
It's getting a glow up.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
Although it does look like a picture of somebody who
in the future would find canned meat to be like
a fine.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
An acceptable desk, a dinner party.
Speaker 9 (53:12):
And then you go back to picture number three and
the baby, if she had a thought bubble overhead would say,
oh man, this is going to be a long, rough life.
She looks like some old timey vaudeville comedian.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
By the way, does this be if you look at
like right in her note, is that a second vagina
or is.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
That like that little like a nose gutter?
Speaker 6 (53:33):
Right, you know the line under the nose.
Speaker 4 (53:36):
It's it's not a hairlob, but it looks like how
you know, like people push their boobs together or whatever
they sting together?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yeah, like cleavage? Yeah, yeah, what's with the nose? Cleavage?
Speaker 12 (53:47):
Kid?
Speaker 9 (53:47):
Yeah, she already looks like she's just been working too
hard and needs a drink or maybe had a few
drinks on our Instagram.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
Rogue one says, baby so talented she can change a
tire and smoke a pack of cigarett it's a day
and only drinks paps blue Ribbon Forties, noise I believe it.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, so if I do my average.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
Yeah, So on a scale one to ten, one means
this kid is fugly. Ten means you know, a good
looking kid.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
I mean picture two is a little bit of redemption.
So overall, overall two point five. Whoa, that's on a
scale of ten two point five.
Speaker 9 (54:21):
Yeah, I mean you know how I was when I
said if I was thinking about adopting a baby, I
would look at it and eat and if it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Cute, I would give it away.
Speaker 12 (54:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Well, also if it was a girl, you wouldn't keep it.
I wouldn't keep it either. Yeah, he did say that
he wants a daughter. Thank god. I will go with
Gina grad Gina judge this baby.
Speaker 6 (54:39):
Okay, So I am relying hard on vibes for these pictures,
and this baby does not pass the vibe.
Speaker 10 (54:46):
Jack.
Speaker 6 (54:46):
This baby looks like the kind of angry mom that
you don't want to go to your friend's house because
you're just gonna get in trouble over nothing from this baby.
Like this baby's looking for a reason to find you,
like at fault.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
And her name would be Joan, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (55:02):
Joan, and Joan is an angry woman who wants to
ruin everybody else's life around her. So I just get
the heby gbis from this little baby.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
See, we didn't even get the name of this baby.
Usually they send the name over, but we didn't get
the name. But you're right, if I had to guess,
missus Joan. Yeah, this is like a like a Beverly
you know, Yeah, Joan.
Speaker 6 (55:21):
The second picture that you said is cute. Greg, you
know what she's saying. You know what she's saying.
Speaker 5 (55:26):
Excuse you?
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Yeah, like that's what she's saying.
Speaker 6 (55:29):
Yeah, excuse you. So I don't know, don't I already
have baby beef. I have beef with this baby. And
I'm not a fan, but I'm a little nicer than Greg.
I'm going three point five.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Three point five, all right, Menace, judge this pape. Now,
if you're just tuning in, we're doing around to judge
my baby. You could see the photos that we are
discussing right now. They're on our Instagram at the WOODI Show.
They're pinned right to the top. You can't miss it,
says Judge my baby. There are three photos, and menace,
what do you think?
Speaker 7 (56:00):
Photo number one is just disturbing? It's something that nightmares
are made of.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
It looks like somebody dropped it on its head and
its eyes went all crazy.
Speaker 7 (56:08):
Oh my right, yeah, it looks like it's gonna murder me.
And then number two, the only thing I dislike about
the photo. I think that the baby looks great, definitely
the best photo out of all of them. Hate the dress,
not feeling dress style, like do you better like the
peki shraps?
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Like flattering? Not flattering? Flattering?
Speaker 8 (56:32):
Yeah, even though kids that size I had dresses. Oh yeah, yeah,
let's just put it. It's either jumpers or like an underwear.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, no, you can put a little dress like this.
Must have been like some kind of special occasion. They're
at the park. It might have been like some gathering
for like a little birthday party or a puddle or
like a or like a playdate of some kind.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
And again the hair. She was dressed up, she had
some place to be. Yeah, the hair's too short.
Speaker 7 (56:54):
Might put some like extensions or something, you know, so
I know the identity of the baby. Yeah, something give
me some kind of flare. And then uh yeah, and
then number three, Oh god, this photo, I mean, was
there a twin that this baby ate? I don't know,
(57:17):
but it's pretty brutal.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
But one crazy eye. That the left eye, if you're
looking at the photos, the one on the right, it's
like all turned in.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
So I mean like it took a corner too hard, right, I'm.
Speaker 7 (57:30):
Basing it on on photo number two, and I'm gonna
be a little more generous and I'm gonna say five
five not.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Guess that based on what you were saying.
Speaker 7 (57:43):
Because I think number two is that probably the actual
look of the daily look of the baby. Yeah, number
two and yeah, get some ex sessions.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
You could go up to a seven. Most kids have
those clippers. Good.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yeah, let's go with Sea Bass, Sea Bass. Judge this baby.
Speaker 8 (58:03):
Baby Photo number one is Don Rickles. That is an
insult comic from the sixties. Again, I know that she's
kind of in a pink whatever that thing is, but
you need to lean harder into Hey, guys.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
This is a girl, just f y.
Speaker 8 (58:16):
I especially in picture number two where the baby's older,
I guess a toddler at that point standing up. We've
always made fun of the dumb mothers who will like
glue a bow onto their kid's head.
Speaker 4 (58:29):
Appropriate we don't need glue above. They make ones that
are kind of like on those like elastic head, but
it has.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
A bow on it. How much would baby hate having
one of those on their head? That would suck.
Speaker 6 (58:44):
Necessary.
Speaker 4 (58:45):
Hey, Gina, you can let the mom borrow your hot
glue gun.
Speaker 6 (58:48):
That would be amazing hot bullet right to the baby skull.
Speaker 8 (58:51):
Yeah, and she had a little bit of the celestis alone,
like lazy lip ears are elfish and the hands feet
are way too fat for that age.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Quite frankly, let me ask you.
Speaker 4 (59:05):
Let me ask you a questions about is that baby
gout when this when this baby grows up?
Speaker 2 (59:09):
What kind of work does she do? Oh?
Speaker 8 (59:10):
This is a look, I know it's just a baby,
but this is a This is a fat receptionist at
a trucking company, all right, yeah, dispatcher, which and that
job won't exist by the time.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, she'll be good. What brand of cigarettes while she smoke?
Paul Mall exactly.
Speaker 8 (59:29):
And the third picture again back to Don Rickles baby,
except it looks like this baby's all hair, including eyebrows,
is made up entirely of dried glue. It's it's just
like these weird pinkish white yellow splotches, and again not
helping with the I don't know menesin with you, like
the h piece of clothing is bad. It's all like
(59:50):
this generic Walmart stuff, terrible fashion. Do better, parents, do better?
Speaker 4 (59:55):
And what do you think is going on with that
that little like gutter between the between the nostrils?
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Oh, are you suggesting a cleft palate? Puddy?
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
No, it's not a palate, no, because that's not a
cleft palate. That's just like a very defined I don't
know what everybody, what is that thing called?
Speaker 13 (01:00:11):
Said?
Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
It filterm yeah, and I believe it starts with a
silent pulim.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Yeah, I said, what do you what are you graating
this baby? One being fugly ten meaning wow, what a
what a gorgeous stomach? I'm giving it a two and
that's general too.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yeah. Somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Uh the Steven Nova on Instagram says, what in the
Jim gaffigan is going on here? This one from j
magg eighty four says the first picture looks like she
would fail a background check.
Speaker 13 (01:00:39):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
This one says I thought this was a pro wrestler,
pro wrestling.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Well, that first photo of angry Baby actually scared me
and got a one second photo swanned up a bit
to give it a four. Hopefully she keeps swaning and uh,
I also love this content. Love judge my baby, thank you,
what a show?
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
All right, thank you. First picture.
Speaker 9 (01:00:58):
Remember when you and McGregor was tripped and so hard
in Trainspotting. He thought the baby was crawling on the ceiling.
It was a fake blax baby.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
It looks like this.
Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Okay, somebody is really going for the jugular on Instagram,
No way, these are edited.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Who could love this child? Its not nice?
Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Christy, it's Christy on Instagram says oh no, I hope
this poor baby will grow up to have a great personality.
My rating is a three. Sammy judge this baby.
Speaker 11 (01:01:28):
Okay, So the first picture is it just has a
very aggressive like brow.
Speaker 15 (01:01:33):
It looks like a caveman baby to me.
Speaker 11 (01:01:35):
Not cute, and it does look like a boy and
it's just very angry. The second picture I think is cute,
the one in the dress where she's a little bit older.
The hair, I mean, yes, it's sure and on top
there's a lot of hair, though for some reason it's
like a mohawk that's not done up, so they could
definitely have put a bow there. But I think that
picture is super cute. And the final picture, ugh, this is.
Speaker 15 (01:02:02):
The worst one of them all.
Speaker 11 (01:02:03):
And it looks like because the head to me, it
looks like an egg. It's very white and oddly shaped.
It reminds me of Humpty Dumpty is what the third is?
Speaker 12 (01:02:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
The third picture looks like the eyebags to.
Speaker 11 (01:02:16):
So overall not a cute baby, but that second picture,
when it gets older is super cute.
Speaker 15 (01:02:22):
So overall I give a four.
Speaker 9 (01:02:24):
It's kind of a baby that if you were babysitting
at it, you would put it in its little chair
and talk to her.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
So like, what's your deal? Yeah, it's like a movie.
Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
It's a talking baby. You could totally five of five.
Texting over, said the future lesbian comedian, It's possible this
baby will grow up and what will It's uh be funny?
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, you know this could be okay.
Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
So here's what you're gonna do. Because somebody said, man,
I like this, but I don't have Instagram. So here's
what you do. You just go to instagram dot com
slash show.
Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
It will still pop up an account.
Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
You don't need to have the account just to see
the photos. Now, you can't comment unless you have an
Instagram and stuff like that. But you can just go
to instagram dot com slash the Woody.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Show and you can see these Judge my Baby photos.
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Or if you already have the Instagram, just look for
us at the Woody Show and it's pinned right to
the top of our profile. And we'll wrap up this
route of Judge my Baby and then give you all
the information about what you need to do to submit
your child to this kind of scrutiny if you want
to make sure I get a public service that we provide,
because now this mom might think twice, yeah before going
(01:03:33):
around showing people pictures of this baby. Well at least
these photos, these photos probably be deleted or archives. So anyway,
we'll come back. We'll wrap up Judge my Baby next
on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Right back is beautiful.
Speaker 13 (01:03:55):
To the show.
Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
All right, so Judge my Baby wrapping up. It's like
a high three four ranking. It seems like, yeah, now, Morgan,
did you have any thoughts on this kid? You're usually
good for a really good honest opinion.
Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Do you say me?
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Yeah, So I don't want to bring everyone's attention to
the third photo. I surprised no one's.
Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Brought this up at the Woodie Show on our Instagram.
It's pinned right to the top of the page. Just
scroll over to the third photo. That's the one that
Morgan's about to address.
Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Yeah, can we talk about how crusty its head is?
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I did actually.
Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Moisturizer or something.
Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Oh hair, So I thought you said the hair is
matted down.
Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
It's no, it's like on the eyebrow.
Speaker 13 (01:04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Like, hopefully that's just an editing thing.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
I don't know. But if the skin's that bad already, like.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Their baby.
Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Get it for sure?
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Yeah, Meghan says, you guys accidentally put Ron Pearlman's baby
picture on your social media.
Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Well he's got he's got way better hair than this baby.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Fern Burke says number two, the photo number two, that
that baby owns a Subaru.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Poor baby.
Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
I'm sure she will blossom eventually, but I've seen worse.
She's a low end three out of ten.
Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
Yeah, that's why I voted a little bit higher, because
I see the potential of a blow up.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
This one Instagram said came out of the room with
a mortgage and divorce for sure. Baby so talented she
can change a tire. Oh yeah, he already wrote that one. Sorry,
my bad. How about this one? This baby looks like
Tammy from Thousand Pounds Sisters.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
WoT see?
Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Yeah, the first picture looks like one of the old
guys from the Muppet Show that criticize everything.
Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Yeah, Waldorf and Statler.
Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Yeah, Uncle Fester says this person. The first baby looks
like he'll she would fail a background check for sure.
This is my sign and never has never have kids.
This one says, judge your baby, or is this baby
judging us?
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
First picture?
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Yeah, oh no, I hope this poor baby will grow
up to have a great personality.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
My rating is a three. That's what Sammy said.
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
This baby will fight you in the parking lot outside
the Walmart supercenter.
Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
Somebody suggested we need to off for trigger warning next time. Yeah,
the first pick almost gave.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Me a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yikes. I would sleep with one eye open if that
was my kid. I rate this baby a two respectfully.
Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Sure, all right, but yeah not good? Alright, so yeah,
go not the most strong showing we've gotten.
Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
When your baby looks like a movie special effect, it's
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Well, if you would like to have your baby judged,
are you concerned that you are maybe showing around pictures.
Maybe you're second guessing now, please send us an email
email at the woodieshow dot com is our address. Email
at the woodieshow dot com and just send along some pictures,
also with your name and any other information you'd like
(01:07:05):
to have us, just so we would know, right, you
could tell us what info what not info to put
on the post. And also please make sure the pictures
that you send are ones that you own. They weren't
taken by like a photographer that would have the trademark
or the copyright. I should say to not trademark the
copyrights to those photos.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
And no reason this case.
Speaker 11 (01:07:23):
Yeah, this is the best fry I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good raws. Yeah it's realistic. Oh you can, Yeah, I
would love to do that too.
Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
The wood Show and we are into another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Monday morning. It's November eighteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning,
we've gotten menace. What is up?
Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
There's Gina Grat good morning. Sammy's here morning, seabasses here
phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can also hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Coming up for you this hour some Cameo
on the Cheap O. That's always a fun game, love it. Yeah,
(01:08:10):
So Cameo on the Cheap O. That's where Sea Bass
has gone on the service cameo. And we have a
category that we're choosing from, like it could be you know,
nineties one hit wonders and we have two people who
are both on cameo to nineties one hit wonder bands
or artists. We have to try to guess which one's
the cheaper get on cameo.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Never current a list actors, Well, I mean they do.
Some of those people are on there. It's just not
in our budget.
Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Yeah, okay, because we end up getting a personalized greeting
from whoever it is that is the cheaper get on cameo.
So that is coming up for you here this hour
on the Woody Show, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Text over to two to nine eight seven.
Excuse me, my guy just kind of creeps in right.
Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
A teacher in South Carolina has filed a sexual harassment
complaint against a ten year old student who she says
hugged her for too long.
Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Wait what I got here?
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
All right, ten year old student. I'm sure the.
Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Complaint is being investigated in the district said it could
take between forty and one hundred and twenty days.
Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
Oh, that's good use of everyone's resource.
Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Before an official decision is made. And in the meantime,
the student has been put on a quote strict no
hug policy.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
But he goes, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah he.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Did. He put his head between her buzzo exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Okay, So what happens when they come back and they go, okay,
this kid was sexually harassing this teacher.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
What is he thrown out of school?
Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Does it go to his permanent record?
Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
He's definitely changing schools?
Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
Who'd take him? He's a predator?
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I just I don't know. I mean, what could this
kid have been possibly doing, even entertain this complaint?
Speaker 6 (01:10:01):
Well, and you yeah, I mean don't teachers hug kids?
Isn't that normal?
Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
Oh thought they weren't allowed to anymore?
Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
No, I mean, you know, every every well up until
high school, Like my son's not getting hugs from teachers now,
But you know, my daughter I love, still in sixth grade,
and like our teacher will still like, oh, you're doing
such a good job, Like can we go there for
like a parent.
Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Teacher thing, like, oh, you're doing such a good hug? Yeah, right.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
I love when they do those little boards. Have you
seen those on the outside of the classroom and the
kid like picks one and you want the high five
and picks one and you want the hug?
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
I am not seeing that. That's Is there a choice
none of the above? No, somehow I would love that.
Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Yeah, you could do a little dance with the teacher whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
That's funny, it's cute, do a dance.
Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
Yeah, I think to really to really know if this
kid is guilty. Unfortunately, we'd have to see a photo
of the teachers. Yeah, it's all obscured and you know,
confidential at this point.
Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
Yeah, then we'll never know.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie Text two two nine
eight seven. We're gonna have a round of cameo and
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Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Hang on.
Speaker 12 (01:11:07):
A Woody Shown.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
We are into another new hour.
Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
It's insensitivity Training for a politically correct World. My name
is whatdy, that's great gory mourning. Woody took a sip
of this cherry coke zero before he came out here. Yeah,
now I got bubbles and stuff. Gassy, right, very gassy.
Our zero is great.
Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
The zeros are good. I do love them. I do
prefer that now cherry cocine forever it's a zero. This
is a zero calorie dog. We'll have to pick some up. Yeah,
I love this menace. We got Gina grand good morning.
Samue's here.
Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
We got sea mass phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Cameo on
the Cheap Oh all right, so Cameo. It's still a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
It still is. There may be in some serious financial
trouble where they're not doing too hot.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Yeah, I mean, you know, if people don't have money
for groceries, how do they have money for.
Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Random hell to get a random greeting which shoutouts don't stop?
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Like, we we have enjoyed the fruits of Cameo for
this bit that we're doing Cameo on the Cheapo. We've
gotten some really great, incredible greetings over over the years.
Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
But they're the only way that can be in trouble
is like if they're spending too much money on there,
I mean, their overhead has to be nothing overhead that
the content is produced by the users, correct, So they're
irresponsible spending just potentially just.
Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Have met us there, you know, and Swami whatever his
name is ram anyway, so Cameo on the Cheap. By
the way, we've turned this into a game, So there's
all kinds of celebrities from a list all the way
down to the Z list. Uh, depending on who it is,
depends on how much it is, and so everybody's a
different price. And so we have these different categories. So
(01:13:04):
it could be music, it could be TV, it could
be a category within that. And Sea Bass has two
celebrities that we get to pick from to try to
figure out which one is the cheaper get on Cameo,
which one is the cheaper get hence Cameo on the Cheap,
oh see, and what category we're gonna go with here,
(01:13:24):
Sea basks.
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Coreg just for you.
Speaker 8 (01:13:25):
These are guest stars on the TV show Friends, So geeked.
They had significant characters on Friends for a brief time.
Our first one is Adam Goldberg, who played.
Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Eddie a temporary I get so confused because he's not
that Adam Goldberg. It's not the Adam Goldberg who did
the Goldberg. It's another Adam Goldber.
Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
Hebrew Hammer, very recognizable.
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
He's been in a thousand shows, movies.
Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
So what happened? We took a road trip to Las Vegas?
Speaker 13 (01:14:04):
Man, Oh, sweet Moses, because.
Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
They did on this road trip?
Speaker 12 (01:14:10):
Did you guys win any money?
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
I crept out, But mister twenty one over here he
cleans up three hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Check it out.
Speaker 13 (01:14:16):
He buys me these new shoes.
Speaker 14 (01:14:17):
Sweet huh see upstairs?
Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
So Eddie, he was crazy? Like that was the joke.
Is he's like legitimately schizophrenic. Yeah, but he was. He
was living with Chandler for a while when Joey moved
out temporarily right right, and he had a hobby of
drying fruit. He thought Taylor stuck with his girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (01:14:36):
Yeah, I mean it was crazy. He's a criminally insane person. Yes, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
The other Friends star who is on cameo is the
guy who played another person in Committing Crimes, Malcolm. Yes,
David Arquette, who was married to Courtney Cox. Right, that's
how he got on in his character Greg, he was
stalking Phoebe her firstly, maybe he was stock. He was
ligitically stalking Ursula.
Speaker 9 (01:15:02):
And then I think Phoebe said you can stalk me instead,
to kind of wean yourself off the habit of stalking.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Yeah, and then they kind of started dating. And that's
this clip right here from Friends David Arquette.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
I met Phoebe today.
Speaker 13 (01:15:14):
She's really nice to me, even though I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Such a loser.
Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
And then when I was walking home, I thought about
her a lot.
Speaker 13 (01:15:21):
I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you?
Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Really, See, that's just something I said now, so that
maybe I could kiss you.
Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Oh okay and kiss and then they kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
The joke in both it is like these are these
are seriously mentally disturbed people hilarious.
Speaker 9 (01:15:43):
Which David Arquette normally does play that kind of person.
Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
I would think David Arquette would be more expensive than
Adam gold He's the bigger name.
Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
And he's got that bozo overhead.
Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
I would say he's the bigger name, But if you
look at Adam Goldberg's and he just works and works,
and he's like a legitimate, like professional, well accomplished actor. Yeah,
he's done legit movies.
Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
I think our kad just likes doing things, so it
would be like, yeah, he would be cheaper, keat would.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Be one of them is one hundred dollars, there's two
hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna say Adam Goldberg is the cheaper guests.
You both say that, David Arkett, are you still deciding right?
Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
I'm uh.
Speaker 9 (01:16:24):
I think Adam Goldberg in real life would be more precious,
and I think he's more artsy and therefore more valuable. I'm
gonna say, David Arkette is cheaper.
Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Okay, Goldberg, you said Goldberg, Sammy, David Arkette, David Arkett,
all right, who is the cheaper guests?
Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
One hundred dollars will get you a nice pep talk
from the one and only David Arcade.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
So you know what, So he is on the wall,
you're gonna.
Speaker 8 (01:16:51):
Hear a weird You're gonna hear a weird voice because
he starts off this cameo with the scream, Ghostface Killer.
Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Mass He was in big movies too. He was dewey. Yeah, sorry,
David Arquette, Hello to the Woody Show. This is a
message from Sea Boss and me, David Arkatt.
Speaker 17 (01:17:13):
That's right, I'm sending love to my favorite radio show,
The Woody Show. Thank you for being such huge fans
of mine. I'm such huge fans of yours.
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Now.
Speaker 17 (01:17:24):
I hear Woody loved me on Entourage and loved my calves. Yeah,
and Greg just adored me on Friends as Malcolm and
I'm still stalking Greg to this day now. Gina loved
me in Scream two only only in Scream. I wasn't
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a fan of any of my other work, but like
me and Scream two. Maybe it's my dim witted inexperiences,
the subtle form of manipulation.
Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
I forgot the line, thank you.
Speaker 17 (01:17:59):
I'm glad I you like at least one thing I
did Gena and Menace watch us ready to Rumble weekly
and I will you No, I will bust you, because
that's the line from Gordy aka the Law. Enough about me,
this is all about you.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Keep up the incredible work. I love you guys. All right,
there you go, David arqutte, and he remembered all his characters.
Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Used to be married to Courtney Cox, Like, okay, so
Courtney Cox maybe is how he got on friends, but
David Arqutte is the reason that Courtney Cox got off
get it gathering.
Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
They were together during friends time. Yeah, yeah, I thought
they got together like during screen time.
Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
And then she remember she changed her name to Courtney
Cox Arquette, and then they had that one episode during
the credits where everybody was named that like it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Was remember exactly where I was out.
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
I know, I do appreciate the fact that he actually
put some decent effort into that somebody. So these guys
they're so throwaway. They he's taking your money and it's
basically a crime.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Who did that one for us? From the gas station
while gassing upper car? It was black China. It was
nine seconds. She didn't she didn't even bother to like
learn the names, didn't read the message literally.
Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
But then but then, but then there are other people
who they give us like ten minutes. Sometimes it goes
on and on me.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
That was like twenty minutes late. Great, yeah, there was
like seven minutes.
Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
He was telling like all these old stories about like yeah,
hooking up with I don't know whoever, the old singers
in the seventy it all.
Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Right, So uh okay, let's let's let's take a break
and then we'll come back. We'll do one more one
more round, Yeah, one more round cameo on the Cheap
O coming up next year on the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
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That's at Norwalk tomorrow afternoon from two to four pm.
They'll have a bunch of giveaways, theme park tickets, concert tickets,
will you show merch and more. It's a Menace and
Board tomorrow at Raising Canes in Norwalk from two to
four pm.
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Plus you could be here on Thursday when Mike Shinoda
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little chit chat, maybe even get your question.
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That'll be good in the mix.
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o greeting from David Arquette.
Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Did you know the work's favorite radio show? Yeah? You
know what's crazy? A lot of these celebrities say that,
what are the chances? Yeah? How would I have them
as guests all the time? It's wild. I'm gonna call
Dave today. Yeah, you should just give him, Just give
him a calms. What's up?
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Date?
Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
All right? Cameo on the cheap. Oh, what is the
next category, Ladies of Saturday Night Live? These are formers
you might imagine cast members who are now on cameo,
and one of them the first option is the one
and only Sherry O Terry Love. Yeah, she seems funish.
The remains an issue.
Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
Her main character, which I didn't personally enjoy, was the
spartan cheerleader with Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Yeah it was well, there was.
Speaker 12 (01:22:10):
Take a Chance, drop your pants in the.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Bring it out, take it off, good old days when
that show was funny. It still has its moments. It's baby.
Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
My favorite bit is the one where Michael Ja and
what's his face? We got?
Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Yeah, they write the jokes for each other and like
the really offensive, like I can't you have to read it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
It's like our interview roulette kind of Yes, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
I would also recommend the recent sketch Beppo about the
monkey and space.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah, that is high arms. That is so good. To
the ladies of s n L.
Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
Cherio Terry or or the one and only Toria Jackson.
You yes, she as you don't. She was actually like
the hottie back in the ladies early.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Nineties, really like squeaky voice.
Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
Yeah right, and in fact, she was like a musical
comedy thing. This is her singing her song I Am
Not a Bimbo when she was on a weekend Update
with I Believe Dennis Miller at OJE.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Yeah, that's that's how all this is.
Speaker 11 (01:23:19):
Yeah, just because of the way I look, just because
of what I wear, just because of how.
Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Ex you think you can label me, I don't.
Speaker 12 (01:23:37):
You, dare go.
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
That's that goes off with two a minutes.
Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
My favorite schedule RS is heard and Kevin Neiland doing
the love toilet toilet where they prooped together.
Speaker 8 (01:23:52):
Oh yeah, so she had that in a couple of
roles and she's kind of turned into a political person nowadays.
Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Yeah you know, all right, So who is the cheaper
get on cameo? Is Cherry O Terry or is it
Victoria Jackson. I gotta believe it's Victoria Jackson.
Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Yeah, my gut goes with Victoria Jackson.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
But for sure, I think the people who are into
Victoria Jackson don't get cameo, not even a hurt of cameo.
Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
They're like into political stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:24:22):
Yeah, maybe she would capitalize on that. I'm still saying
Victoria cheaper.
Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
I'll go Victoria.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Yeah, Victoria's gotta be cheaper. One hundred dollars. Cheerio, Terry, Cherio, Terry. Okay,
so you're not getting her, You're getting a Victoria Jackson
for one hundred and twenty five dollars. Okay, all right,
all right. I heard she's a big fan of the show. Yeah,
she watches every day. Yeah right, I'll be curious to
I'll be curious to hear what she has for us.
Speaker 12 (01:24:48):
Oh, the Woody twenty Show, the Money Show, nice foody.
You know about the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
It's my favorite show, the Woody Show, Bundy and think of.
Speaker 12 (01:25:00):
Hello, Victoria Jackson here from see that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
The Woody Show is my favorite.
Speaker 12 (01:25:10):
Joy And I just wanted to tell you that.
Speaker 13 (01:25:15):
And I heard that what he liked me on the
Hollywood Squares.
Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
It's a long time ago. I don't even remember it.
Speaker 14 (01:25:25):
I know I was not as funny as pauland but
I tried and Greg loved uhs.
Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
I love wearing that.
Speaker 12 (01:25:37):
Working on that, even though I was the straight man,
so I was the boring one and menace.
Speaker 14 (01:25:44):
Menace you saying I'm not a bimboo, but that means
so much to me just because.
Speaker 12 (01:25:49):
The way I love as I want to wear just
because can you tell him in my nightcoun.
Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
And my hair?
Speaker 12 (01:26:00):
Do you think you can label me? But don't you.
Speaker 8 (01:26:04):
I'm not a big bo Okay, that's just for you.
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Anyway.
Speaker 12 (01:26:11):
Sea Bags found me all the way here in the
hills of Tennessee.
Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
I want me Sandy love.
Speaker 12 (01:26:17):
So here's a lot of love from Sea Bags.
Speaker 10 (01:26:21):
Game for me.
Speaker 12 (01:26:25):
Do the Londy show.
Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
Okay, that's how she is.
Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
But the breathing, yeah, I think she's she's been doing
all that singing. I'm sure she's getting just inundated. That
was a question. That was a lot of effort. Was
a musical number there there. Thank you to Victoria Jackson
very much.
Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
She's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Oh yeah, which is what on Hallmark? No Baby Boom?
Speaker 13 (01:26:50):
But what you.
Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
Do you guys remember that she's a woman a baby.
Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
What year was she moves out to the country. Yeah,
I think it might be eighty eighty seven. Yeah, I
remember that movie. I love Baby Boom.
Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
Yeah, I love that movie.
Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
And she's one of the babysitters in it. She meets
a guy at the park and she brings him home
and she showed me. But she's nicked with the guy
that she met at the park.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Diane, last time you saw that.
Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
I haven't seen him thirty years of two months ago.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Over another blast. This is the thing cameo. It raises
all these great memories for peatle it does. What's your
favorite Diane Keaton movie? Yeah, I would need a list club.
I'm going to take a break. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
See mass that's a cameo on the Cheap Oh quick
break more wood he showed next.
Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Hang on, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 13 (01:27:40):
The Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
All right, Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it is Monday Morning's
a brand new week.
Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
It's the show. November the eighteenth. Today is an apple
cider day. Delicious apple man.
Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
I love said apple, Yes, please, fresh press better than
apple juice by far, I never tried. I never trust
the stuff that you can see where it's it's not
already refrigerated.
Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Got any stuff like the real natural stuff. It's kind
of cloudy. Yeah, I have a favorite. My favorite is
the Dixons. You guys are trying. Have you had that? Yeah? Man,
you can't beat that. Dixon's so good.
Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Dixon's cider also today is Married to a Scorpio Support
Day for those of you married to us scorpios. It's
a National Princess Day. Odd Socks Day now, is that
like the one sock that survived the other one went
missing from the wash?
Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Or is that like juice have Wacky Socks? Crazy Sock
Day Today? Those are odd awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
And it's also Mickey Mouse Day today. Shout out to
to Mickey Mouse. All Right, some entertainment stuff. We're gonna
start with some some holiday stuff, Samy, I know you're
very excited. Yes, contained Kelly Clarkson's gonna host NBC's Christmas
Rockefeller Center.
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
That's happening on.
Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Wednesday, December the fourth, the tree lighting. Also the special
Josh Groben and Friends Go Home for the Holidays. That's
gonna air on CBS on December the twentieth. And I
will preface this next thing with they both seem like
nice guys and all, and Jason especially seems like a
really good guy. But when when is the world gonna
be officially sick and done with the Kelsey brothers?
Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Oh? We think they got like asking for a friend
year and a half in them.
Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Travis Kelcey is reportedly building a six million dollar man
cave mansion in Leewood, Kansas. Oh nice, but it's not
just a normal house. It's an iceberg house. So an
iceberg house. Are you familiar with.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
This, Greg, No, it sounds tacky. Am.
Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
It's a house that's mostly built below ground. It's the
hot new trend right now in architecture and home design,
and iceberg homes are being called the newest real estate
flex for wealthy homeowners.
Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
Is it like for preppers? No, this is just like
an underground bunker.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
It's just a cool different way to do it. So
instead of.
Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
Top floor, is just like one ground floor floor.
Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Okay, then we'll give you an example.
Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
So, looking at a stadium, Sofi Stadium in Los Angeles,
that's basically an iceberg structure because most of it is
below ground.
Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
It's subterranean.
Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
That's that's why it doesn't stand very tall. Yeah forfile
for like the apocalypse or.
Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Yeah, they one hundred and fifty feet into the ground,
so you enter on the sixth floor of stadium.
Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Travis's new Iceberg house expected to have a golf simulator,
among other very cool manly things. His brother Jason has
that new holiday song I'm sure you've heard something about it,
Sammy have maybe this Christmas it has hit the top
of the iTunes one hundred holiday charts, beating out Mariah
carries All I Want for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Top is you? Yeah? So his song is a duet
with Stevie Nicks. Yeah, who I can't stand as you know,
that's quite a duo here. Do you guys want to
I want to hear. I just understand how Stevie Nicks
even for charity.
Speaker 12 (01:31:29):
And maybe forgiveness we'll act, does do go someone with
the someone with lost? For reasons?
Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
We can quad?
Speaker 12 (01:31:42):
We call.
Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (01:31:46):
Maybe this Chris.
Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
Her voice got deep.
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Yeah, she doesn't rule as usual here. I know she
was great on SNL just recently. Wow, that's bad. But like, hey,
you know what it is the one taker, it's for charity.
She's like, okay, we'll be there.
Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like they're you know, they're
doing it all for a charity thing.
Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Uh so Christmas.
Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
One of the biggest Christmas songs of all time is
Brenda Lee's Rocking around the Christmas Tree.
Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Of course, it's been featured.
Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
In a billion movies and uh, you know, we all
heard about a billion times, but never in Spanish until now.
Brenda Lee, the woman who originally sang the song, just
approved a new AI version in Spanish. The AI replicated
her vocals. She was thirteen years old crazy when she
recorded the original Wow, and the AI technology I think
(01:32:41):
did a pretty solid job of recreating her sound.
Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Here's a little bit of that. Check it out. I
well know this oh Wow around the Christmas tree.
Speaker 12 (01:32:52):
Come yeah, I lost on a blast.
Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Waveles.
Speaker 14 (01:33:07):
I think.
Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
Amazing the stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Say that because it has like the the just that
fine idiosyncrasy to the void, you know, a little raspy
and young. Yeah, I forget the word. I'm trying to
search for this early in the morning is escaping me.
The characteristics of her voice, not the kids. So there's
like they said, there's those those tones or those yeah yeah,
(01:33:39):
I mean it. Brent oh all right. One of Kanye's
ex employees is suing him. He says he worked for
Kanye as a project manager and he was a nightmare
of a boss. According to the lawsuit, Kanye banged his
then girlfriend Bianca around him and in front of him.
He also says that Kanye allegedly called can this owens
(01:34:00):
a Jewish spy, and Kanye would show him naked photos
of Kim Kardashian inappropriate. Now he was fired last year
and now he's suing for discrimination, hostile work environment, retaliation,
and failure to pay wages. Here's the thing, I know,
Kanye is a dick. Give this guy, the former employee nothing.
(01:34:25):
He didn't quit despite all that stuff. He only has
issues with it now that he's been fired. So you know,
by yeah, Like so if it was really that much
of a hostile work environment or you felt discriminated against
or whatever, you.
Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Hung in there.
Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
Yeah, you're such a hero.
Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
It's like, you know, I've said this about women who
you know, after they break up with somebody, they go
around telling everybody like, oh my god, his penis was
so small.
Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
But yeah, like you had no problem with it the
entire time you're with him, but now it's now you're
now you have an issue. Yeah, exactly, like I thought
it was kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
So like, yeah, if it's that big of a thing,
quit and then sue for discrimination or hostile work environment.
Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
Or whatever, hibernate and come out.
Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
These losers who get fired and do that, they're just
looking for a payoff. Yeah, this guy a filmmaker. He's
suing Netflix, Lebron James, Lebron's production company, because he says
that they stole one of his scripts and then used
it for one of their own basketball movies. Oh so,
this dude he wrote a script for the Gift of
the Game, which was all about this Native American high
(01:35:30):
schooler and his efforts to lead a basketball team to
a state title.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Sound and yeah, he.
Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Shared the script with people closed to Netflix, and that's
when Lebron James ripped off his idea repackaged it for
his own movie called res Ball, which is actually closer
to his screenplay than the book it was supposedly inspired by.
Oh that's so he's suing for copyright infringement, breach of contract,
and more, and he's asking for unspecified damages. Now to
(01:35:59):
me tracks because Lebron James is a douchebag.
Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Yeah, I hope this guy wins, just because of God,
he sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
He Here, I'll give you one more piece of lawsuit news.
The lawyer for a former cast member of the Real
Housewives of New York Menace Oh No As, told a
federal judge that the First Amendment cannot shield the show's
creators from a lawsuit that alleged that the show's participants
were subjected to a rotted workplace culture. The lawsuit alleges
(01:36:27):
that Lee McSweeney, you know who that is, I've heard
the name. She's an alcoholic. She's claiming that she was
pressured to drink on the show, and when she wanted
to stay sober, she was denied accommodations to do that.
It also alleges that the defendants employed psychological warfare intentionally
weaponized to break miss McSweeney's psyche, particularly when she was
(01:36:50):
stopped from visiting her dying grandmother because the show threatened
to cut her pay or fire her if she left
the filming location.
Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
I'm looking at up now. I'm just like, she's not
a memorable.
Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
No, But.
Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Aren't all these tactics that this is what they do
for all these reality shows. They get them all worked up,
or they apply them with alcohol, they get them to
you know, start getting you know, testy with each other.
Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:37:17):
So again, I mean I worked with Bravo on a
show and all they did ever was just like remind
things like, oh remember when you talked about this. It
was never like say this, do that no one forced
me to drink alcohol. Alcohol was there, but everyone said, hey, you.
Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Should enjoy some more or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
A lawyer for the defendants told the judge that the
lawsuit's allegations were protected by the First Amendment and that
it should be dismissed at a stage in which the
judge is required to assume the allegations are true. The
lawsuits seeking unspecified damages mental emotional, physical pain along with
impairment of life's joys what whatever that means? For that
(01:37:59):
and lost future earnings. The judge did not immediately rule
on the future of the lawsuit.
Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
I want people to start doing for what was it,
robbing of future life joys?
Speaker 13 (01:38:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Impairment of life's joys?
Speaker 13 (01:38:12):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
That Yeah, that's pretty good. I want to be applied
with alcohol. Yeah, tide for the Birthdays.
Speaker 18 (01:38:19):
Show, shimkay, were gonna shimday. We're gonna sit theage Shiday.
And you know we don't do all right starting with
the birthdays.
Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Happy birthday to Owen Wilson, who is fifty six years
old today. He got Kevin Nielan, a former SNL cast member.
He was Doug Wilson on Weeds. I love that show.
Kevin Nielan is seventy one. You got Kirk Hammett from Metallica,
Who's sixty two? Dennis Haskins Mister beldings On Saved by
the Bell is seventy four. Big Poppy David Ortiz, former
(01:38:54):
Red Sox World Series Champion.
Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
He's forty nine. Gunshot survivor too, gunshot Survivor. That's right,
is it? Chloe? Seven ye? Is that how you say?
Your name?
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Is?
Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Seven? Yea whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
Fifty years old today? Throwback Wrapper Fabulous is forty seven.
Throwback nineties artist Duncan Cheek is fifty five. I wonder
if he's still barely breathing. Greg's so good and the
Mickey Mouse That's why it's Mickey Mouse, Dad. Mickey Mouse
is ninety six today. Oh your porn of Birthday is
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Harley Hayes, and she has seen more junk than a
hoarder in one and twenty four fine films, including Filling
Up the Harley Getting It because she's Harley Greg. She
was in Lesbian Massage Club Volume one. Watch That Today,
also special Oral Birthday Gift What That's about? She was
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in Cool Me Down, Mister Firefighter and who can Forget Her?
Unforgetab role in what's.
Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
In the box, what's in the sorts of stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Probably Harley Hayes is thirty two years old today and
manage your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Monday morning look at what's happening around the world
of entertainment here on The Woody Show.
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Iavuila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
All right, Time to wrap up, keep the hell out
of here already, yeah, already Monday, Yeah, because it goes
by so fast, you.
Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Know, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
Thank you everybody for hitting up the instagram over the
weekend and earlier in the morning before we got to
that round up Judge my babies so fun. We still
have the photos up there. If you miss it all together,
you can go to our Instagram. You can see the
photos then listen to the segments there on the full
show podcast today there at the woodieshow dot com also
(01:40:45):
got caught up in all the trending news headlines. We
had the birthday's porno birthday weekend cheers and jeers all
that Monday podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com tomorrow.
We've done this a couple of times and so once
again another round Gina and one of her favorite things
to see online.
Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
The Idaho inmate pen pals.
Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Yes, some of these people, these dudes who are locked
up and looking for love or the very least companionship.
Speaker 6 (01:41:11):
Hook them up.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Yeah. Yeah, So she'll share some of the more interesting
inmates with us. That's tomorrow. We'll tap into the after
hours voicemails, news headlines of course, Anthony and got for us.
In the meantime between now tomorrow morning, you can leave
on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight.
Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Seven seven forty four Woody or Finest. Follow us on
social media, look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 9 (01:41:36):
Yeah, it's almost time to transition from your everyday anxiety
to your Christmas anxiety.
Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
It's like Sammy, she.
Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Had to trade out all of her like closet stuff right,
make room for all the holiday sweaters.
Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Exactly. It was a lot of work, but it was
worth it. A lot of stress, so much stress, so
much stress. You transition, you bring all the Christmas stuff up,
it's very overwhelmed.
Speaker 15 (01:41:58):
You got to make room to wash all the stuff
that you bring in from the garage.
Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
It's a whole thing preaching to the choir.
Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Here's the thing I've gotten really good at over the
last handful of years. There's a lot of power in
the word no. So you don't need to feel the
need to do everything every little holiday thing that you
get invited to, or you feel like you have to do.
Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
You don't have to do it. Find the things you
most want to do, say yes to that stuff, and
then forget the rest.
Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
Like they say, no is a full sentence exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
Quit this bitch.
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