The Woody Show November 19th 2024 Podcast

After Hours Voicemails, Redneck News, New Headlines & more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion. Is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Good?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Ay, good morning, everybody morning
Woodyday's Tuesday. It's November the nineteenth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Back at it again.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
My name is Woody. That is Greg gory Man. It
is good morning to you. Good morning, Woody. There's Gina Gregg.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Moddy Sam is here. They're Sea Bass. We got Bort Caroline.
They're both in the show production department doing their thing.
Morgan is our associate producer. We got Von our video producer.
You are here. That's great, that's the whole point.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Get you to listen to this silly ass show. Phones
are open if you'd like to be a part of it.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. If you want to
send us a text, you can send those over to
two to nine eight seven on the show today, Idaho
inmate pen pals Yay.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
This is something that Gina is just obsessed with.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
I am completely obsessed with these guys. I want to
help them find love.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Do you really want them to? I see, I don't
want them to find.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Any kind of I mean, I really don't.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want them to find I don't
want them to find happiness. I'm more I'm more concerned
they're even able to do this in the first place.
That's why.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, the fact that they can just cast a widen
it'd be like any bitches out there, what.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
A hook up?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Get out?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
They make videos like old school, like those dating site videos.
They make these videos from behind hind bars, and they
end up out there on the internet, and so women
can go there and and look and peruse uh huh,
and you know, do some online shopping for dudes.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Idaho doc Baby Department of Corrections.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I wonder how many relationships have actually started from that zero.
I bet there's got to know there's relationships. There's no
way zero.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
There's a lot of hots on there.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
I know people that have gotten married.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yes, really from this video service.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Not in this one in particular, but in general, there's some.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Of I was talking about this specific one.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Well, let me put it this way. I'm sure it's
generated tons of money being put on their canteens.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I guarantee it's not zero. Well, no, the Menda's brothers
got married.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I know it happens, it's it's weird to me, and
it's a phenomenon I've never understood, like, these are bad
people and you have people because they get just attracted
to them.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I understand the bad boy thing to a certain degree,
but these are people in prison.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
These are dummies. I think. One of the theories I've
heard floated is some women love that there's a guy
that they know isn't cheating on them and she always
knows where he is.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
You don't know that he's not cheating. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's coming up today also some after hours voicemail, So
check in what you've been leaving for us At eight
seven seven forty four, Whatoy News headlines entertainment, Birthday's port
of Birthday. That's later on this hour here on the
Woody Show. How about some did you know some fun fact?
You know, I m collector of these different fun facts.
You might even find them sedating. And with the holidays

(03:31):
coming up, forty nine percent of people say they plan
to travel over the holidays between Thanksgiving in mid January,
with an average spend of three two hundred and ninety
four dollars on their longest holiday trip. I thought that
number seemed.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Kind of high.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, it's um way high. Seventy six percent of kids
are putting video games on their holiday wish lists. Second
and third choices are clothing and electronics, and laptop lugging
has become more of a thing. Forty nine percent of
people intend to work at least partially on their longest
leisure trip of the holiday season. That's up thirty four

(04:09):
percent from last year.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
That's that's unfortunate that they can't unplug for like a week.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah. Now with the video games, Like my son, every
video game he gets, now, he just downloads it.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, they just put on the switch or whatever.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Right off the PlayStation.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Call of Duty is new this year, right, is that
the big one time? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
It is.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah. Six. And since we're talking about traveling, this is cool.
If you have an iPhone, you could text yourself your
full flight number and at any point you could just
click on it and get all your flight info.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Oh I'm going to do that.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, hold on, I have this check here. She explains
exactly how it works.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
The morning of your flight, You're going to text yourself
your flight number. Okay, but the key is you have
to include your airline code. So for example, if I'm
flying American Airlines flight six eighty six, I'm going to
type AA six eighty six. That text will become a
link to tell you everything you need to know about
your flight. Click on your link and though, oh I'm
Gate D six awesome. Whoever's picking you up can what

(05:07):
did I see you? A little layerplane flying across the screen?
You know, when you take off, you're supposed to land
at eight thirty in the morning, and then mid fight
it's like there's a great tail wind or something, and
you end up landing at eight o six. It'll update
on that link and whoever's picking you up can see
exactly when that fight satis changes.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Pro tip.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
See what else you got? What the show?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Did you know? Seventy percent of people say that thoughtful
messages GREG are more valuable to them than gifts.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's what I would rather get. Give me a nice car.
I don't want anything that get rid of stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
I'm with you. That's what I asked for for my
last anniversary present. Was like a really nice note and
I loved it.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
It's all I want.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Forty four percent say they don't have time to send
thoughtful messages during the holidays themselves. I don't. I don't
have forty five car Huh. I always write the same thing,
Have a nice summer. William Henry Harrison gave a presidential
inauguration speech that was two hours even though there was
bad weather in DC that day.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, support on this as a kid.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah. He also didn't wear a coat to show how
tough he was. But guess what happened, menace. Uh, he
got mega cold, he got mega sick, and then he
died one month into his term.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
But he was cool, guys, Yeah, such a tough guy.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
He also had pneumonia, which is viral, has nothing to
do with temperature. Yeah. Okay, So there's a couple of
things that Greg is upside out about. Number one, when
it was my birthday and we had that, we had
that that that carra cake in here. Yes, he he
ate a small piece of carrig It wasn't even that big.
He claims he gained two pounds.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
The day before I had the cake, and I weighed
myself and I was two pounds heavy.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
Yeah, so how many calaries do you think that cake was?
The math checks out well that produced two pounds.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, No, And then the other one was you know
Greg talking about like, you know, being inside in air
conditioning and going outside to hot weather, and he's like, well,
that's why I got sick.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Well, no, I told you when we were there, I
was starting to get sick. And then when I was
in these air conditioned places, coming from a ninety degree
outdoor weather going into a I don't know what it
felt like it was in the fifties, and then it
exasperated getting sick. I was already getting sick.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Because people will say like, oh, well, you know you
don't wear your hat when it's cold outside, Like my
grandmother used to say that, like you need to put
a hat on. You're going to catch a cold. If
it's cold, you'll get a cold.

Speaker 9 (07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Right, that's a virus.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
That's not how that works.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
What does upside out mean?

Speaker 5 (07:41):
No, you're up upside down.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I sit upside down a couple things. You're upside down
on inside out.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
I'm upside out inside out, upside out round, round.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
You got me inside out down around? How does he
used work? See what else we got here for you?
Some new data on how much alcohol you can drink
and still be healthy.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Greg, Here you go.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
This is something Greg, could you do? Never enough? Two
drinks a week is low risk? A week two that's
still risk. Three to six drinks a week is moderate risk.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I think I know where we're going.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Seven or more a week, Greg, seven or more is
increasingly high.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Well, remember when they is good for you?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Where are you at? I guess there's the definition of
moderation has changed because I would think of like, oh,
one drink, you know, one drink a day, that could
be like moderation. But they're talking about two drinks a week. Yeah,
two a day is moderating. Three to six a week, right,
I like the old I like the older stats. You
know what, I drank red wine? That's it. Like, have

(08:49):
you ever had just one drink and been like, okay,
that's the end of that.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
The other night, going out to dinner in a social setting,
I had a glass of wine and then.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I switched to coffee. Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
I know I told you I'm drinking less these days.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Well, because he's also eating those sweet potatoes and the
cottage cheese. Yeah, okay, here's the question. How is it
that that one slice of of kro you gain two pounds,
but yet you're drinking red wine all the time and
you don't gain way from that.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Okay, it's berries.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's next. Weird, It's good, all right? Eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. If you want to call in, hit
us up with a text over to two two nine
eight seven more Tuesday Woodies show is next.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Hang on well to.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
That, I would respond your Mom's box the way show.
What's up everybody?

Speaker 6 (09:36):
It's minutes today, Norwalk, California, myself and Bort are gonna
be at Raising Canes from two to four pm doing
a bunch of giveaways for theme part tickets, concert tickets,
what a show, merch and more. That's today in Norwalk, California,
at Raising Canes from two to four pm. If you
can't make that, Tomorrow Wednesday, November twentieth, myself and Bort
are going to be an Irvine at Irvine Spectrum at

(09:58):
Piology from three to five pm doing a bunch of
giveaways as well. So once again, if we don't see
you today, we'll see you tomorrow Wednesday, November twentieth, at
Biology at Irvine Spectram.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Really, and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Tuesday morning. It's November nineteenth,
twenty twenty four. Woody, there's great gory. Good morning, would
it right?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
There's menace?

Speaker 10 (10:25):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
We've gotten Gina?

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I spy Sammy A and Sea Bass phones open eight
seven seven forty four, Woody, you can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven coming up.
This sour Idaho inmate pen pals heay. These are the
people that genuses on this account that she's just obsessed with.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
And one of the first things that I learned.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
About her was how much she loves this kind of
stuff that and all that true crime.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Stuff, super into it. And also I have a little insight,
though unsatisfied on how the inmates even get to do this.
I had to know, so I looked it up.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
All right, So, were you ever like in a relationship
with somebody either in jail who had been in jail. No, Yeah,
I'm just wondering because it seems like something that might
be into or open to.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
This is the thing. I've said this a million times.
I'm obsessed with jail and inmate programming, reality shows, documentaries, whatever.
But if I ever got like booked on any charges.
I'd never watch this.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Well, no, not you go in to prison. I'm wondering, like,
have you ever like trying to strike up a relationship.
Have you ever been one of these people? Nobody ever
reaches out to them or would be open to a
prison relationship.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
I wouldn't, but I'm obsessed with love after lock up.
I'm obsessed with women who do so. I like to
stay on just this side of the law, but I
got to know everything about what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
He's a watcher. It's so weird.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Have you ever driven by a prison and thought, God,
I'd love to go in and just check it out.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yes, And actually the closest I've ever gotten is in college,
my boyfriend got a job delivering donuts in the morning
and one of the places he delivered to was a prison,
and I always has to go with him, and they
said I didn't have clearance to deliver the donuts.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah, I have a buddy that does like the in
house entertainment at a prison, and in house entertainment well
like the programming.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
The cruise director of the jail. Yeah, pretty much, dude.
It's actually kind of like that. You know, on the
cruise they own exist there in jail.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
They control like whatever, like video and shows get put
on there. And I was like, dude, we can put
the Woodie Show on in there, and uh, He's like, yeah,
we can make that happen if you want. Well, we
recorded every day video, but yeah, he handles all the
in house program That's incredible. But I'm like, dude, if

(12:45):
these people don't like what they're watching, they're gonna come
after you.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
The reason I brought it up is like, yeah, his
car has to be like checked every single day, like
trunk and there.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, to make sure he's not bringing contraband.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Speaking of people bring their sign if another with him.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Did I tell you about that secret Service agent that
got busted bringing the Yeah, okay, we brought that up.
Yeah yeah yeah, freaky Yeah, Like the secret service agent
got fired because he brought his now ex girlfriend to
Obama's beach front home in Hawaii. He was just trying,
he was trying to impress her. Is anyone of the

(13:23):
bang in Michelle Obama's bathroom? Right?

Speaker 4 (13:26):
And they've since broken up?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, they're not even together anymore. Yeah, No, I did
think about anyway, we'll get to the Idaho prison pen
pals here in just a few minutes. But I did
think about Greg, because man, Greg has been crying like
a baby ever since the clocks fell back the hour.
It's getting worse about how yeah dark it is or whatever.
But what if you lived in our nation's northernmost town

(13:52):
in Alaska.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
I would probably not be here. I would be six
feet under.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, it's called Ukiavik. It's a weird spelling, okay, But
they just went dark. It's gonna be that way for months.
The next time the sun rises, there will be a
new president in the White House. For about two months
every year, the sun, the sun stays below the horizon,
it stays dark. Nope, it's a prolonged polar night. The

(14:22):
sun set at one twenty seven local time on November eighteenth, yesterday,
and it won't rise again until January twenty second. There's
other places that live, guys.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I wonder how many full time residents they.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Have Until then, the sky might take on shades of
like a violet, you know, or like some but like
actual daylight won't get any brighter than dusk.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Nope, I don't know, man, And we'll look up the populations.
Did you guys watch I don't.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Know how to spell the town Kiavik Ukiyavic, Alaska.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Did you guys watch The True Detective Night Country this season?
Literally it's called night Country because it's all in Alaska,
and the whole thing is it's black. Wow, it's that dark. Yeah,
it's like, well, I guess you can't figure out, like
why are these kids going to school in the middle
of the night, but like the every day is.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
The middle Yeah. Barrow, it used to be called Barrow, Alaska,
and they changed the name to the native Yeah, to
Ukiavik Island, the ghost village on Stills.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Oh much.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Let's see. They can't have a huge population, but I
mean in Alaska they do have I mean it gets
what light for yeah, all the time.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, where just midnight the.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Sun never rarely goes down. And then there's another part
of the year where the sun just never comes up.
It's gotta be so weird.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Greg would love to population four thy nine hundred really
used to have way more than I think the city.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Up until nineteen forty had less than two hundred people.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, and then people just flock there because they're like, man,
I'll get so much better sleep, it'll be cool, I know,
get dark.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
You would probably like a lot of people live there,
you know, God they listen.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, my chemical coroma. I don't think I would survive
the depression. Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. I wonder
where the gay population is. Yeah, right, what's the hookup situation?
Didn't have? Like it's probably one street in town.

Speaker 11 (16:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Let's say you live in Ukiavik. You're a gay guy. Yeah,
and you're a total whore. Yeah, the one you're one
gay bar.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's called the manhole.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, and it's just the one guy in there, yes,
the one dude. Hey, guys, anybody want to join me?
Nobody really? All right, I'll be here.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, so said They worked in Alaska during the opposite transition.
It was sunlight for twenty hours a day.

Speaker 12 (16:37):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
That would also drive me insane.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Will not drive you crazy?

Speaker 12 (16:40):
Grad?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I don't think so. Really, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Because we have this thing called curtains. If you're if
it's time for bad, it's wild. It is crazy new
technology of these.

Speaker 13 (16:49):
Things called lights off. You know, well, it's too dark,
pletely different. That's artificial and depressing. It does not mimic
the real thing. And you can't what are you gonna
do go out in the middle of a football field
and put the big lights on?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Do they play a lot of night games? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I can't forced to, right, they have to? What other
choice to.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
That sounds like you don't understand lights.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
They could probably use that new service that we talked about,
that startup that's going to use satellites to like change
the They're going to use mirrors to uh, and then.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
They could probably have They could probably do that. Yeah,
we should do that. Imagine that it's noon, you want
to have lunch outside and you got to put those
football stadium lights on. Yeah, let's see it outside. Well
I thought about you, Greg. I saw that, and I'm like, wow,
you think this is like a perspective thing, like you
think you want to kill yourself? Now? You could be
living in like Kiavik. True, you know, yeah, yeah, true?

(17:41):
But I could open first Yeah, you know, what's the
proprietor of the manhole? You know that? Oh my god,
we're gonna be the world's most unsuccessful bar. Yeah. One,
you don't need a lot of like you know, there's
only a lot of room for merchandise. Merchandise. Yeah, you
can sell T shirts. You'll sell more T shirts than

(18:02):
you will beers. You stock up once a year, eight seven,
seven forty four. What he text us over to two
to ninety seven. We'll take a quick break and then
Gina will have Idaho prison pen pals Yay, lazy.

Speaker 11 (18:15):
Gentlemen Bondego breaths the beer Mama bird, lazy gentlemen Bondega breast.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Can I get a disease from food and minestera? Yeah,
totally exact bone breast do well. As we know, Gina
is obsessed with all that true crime stuff. She watches
all these dopaments.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
I love after lock up.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
It's all of it, Like there's all of it first
day in, ninety days in, sixty days in and we're
getting texts from people being like, I'm into prison. What
you want to know? So we're gonna have a conversation
in front.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Have you ever gone to one of those museums where
they have like Ted Bundy's car and no glasses of
Jeffrey Dog.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
That's the thing. I'm a little bit, I guess of
an ending because I don't want to glorify those a holes.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I just like that.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I'm just fascinated with the prison.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Insistent I mean you can.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
Go to like not the people in them, nah, like
Alcatraz and stuff.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah, that's really interesting. All those a ghost hunter wanted
me to go to Alcatraz with them instead of picking
up orbs.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
That'd be fun. I would you guys be staying in
the same hotel room, like in the same bed obviously.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
I mean with a pillow in the middle, so nothing
would happen.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Right, exactly, exactly, all right, So this is an Idaho
inmate prison pen pals.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
This is like an account.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yes, so the IDO, see, the Idaho Department of Corrections
has a bunch of dudes and sometimes ladies that have
a TikTok account where they want you to download this
JPay app and then have these you know, strike up
little convo maybe see if the sparks fly. And I've
been You've been curious. I've been curious. How are they
allowed to do this?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
That's been our biggest question because like they have a
video and there's audio, although sometimes they're doing the video,
but then they're using the receiver. Yeah yeah, you know
from like a phone like yeah, as the microphone. So
like the only thing I could think of you could
tell me if I'm right here somebody on the other
side of like the visiting glass is videotaping them, and

(20:05):
they're using that phone receiver to capture the audio.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
I think you might be right about that, because here
is the incredibly and only answer I could find very
unsatisfying in my opinion as to how they're allowed to
do this.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's not like they have cameras and stuff, exactly right.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
The Department of Corrections told CBS two News when they
asked if this is allowed, they said, we have no
authority over third parties who post electronic and video communication
on behalf of our residents.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
So exactly.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
So somebody visits them, right, aren't those visits monitored?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
But I mean, apparently anything wrong? Yeah, weird.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
But you know what's funny is like when they're being
like super corny and like singing songs, there's somebody on
the other end record.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Take two.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
But after you've been dumping in front of other people
for so long, what's singing a song to somebody who's
videotaping you.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Well, I have personally hand selected five new bachelors, okay,
and uh, you know I if one of them strikes
your fancy, maybe this is a new life.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
For you all right, So what we're gonna do is
we're going to hear a little bit about them. We
have to try to also guess what they're in for. Correct.
It's multiple choice.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Correct, and it's not always as easy as it sounds.
So first up, we have Zach. He's thirty six, he
sports a shaved head, very well kempt beard, looks like
anyone you'd pass on the street. And he takes a
political approach to land the ladies.

Speaker 14 (21:33):
Okay, everybody out there, my name is Za co Old
currently and Apartment of Corrections, doing it from one to five,
waiting on Trump to.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Make America great again.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
And this is looking for pimpals.

Speaker 14 (21:45):
If anybody's interested in writing me, you can get a
hold of me on JPay dot com.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Look for to hear from you soon.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
So he's say he's a conservative deersonal, he said, soon enough,
you know he's waiting for America to be great. What
is he locked up for? A wire fraud, unlawful discharge
of a weapon in a house, involuntary manslaughter in the
second degree?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
What are the three again?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Why are fraud? Okay, unlawful discharge of a weapon in
a house? That one's out involuntary manslaughter in the second degree.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Involuntary manslaughter in the second degree for five years. I
don't think you're gonna get five years for accidentally. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
See, that's the one I think it is. Is the
unlawful discharge of a weapon.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, because he could be a felon that shouldn't have
a good big or like attempted like they didn't. Yeah,
that's why I say involuntary manslaughter. So it wasn't like
you set out to do it. So I'm just going
by the sentence on this one.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
And if he's talking about making America great and he's
in for manslaughter, that would be very hypocritical.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I'm gonna do. I'm going in the weapon one as well,
the weapon one.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
All right, The correct answer is and I don't know
why I had such a hard time keeping a straight
face for this unlawful discharge of a weapon in a
house was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
You guys nailed it.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
He did great. But because we are very fair and
balanced on this show. Next up we have Branson and
he's thirty seven. When you know, Republicans get their shout out,
so do the Democrats. This is Branson. This message is
for the President.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Of the United States of America, mister Joe Biden, certain, can.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
You ask Kamala Harris to just send me a picture
of her feet? That the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
He's not asked for a pardon, no, it's just he's
asking for a picture of Kamala's feet, the important things. Yeah,
the president. Yeah, well he knows asking her directly.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
And yeah, he's not casting a white net. He has
one woman and one woman not only on his name.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, all right, just the feet. Yeah, that's it. He's
not asking for the Imagine if you got like some
correspondence on official White House letterhead in Boston. Yeah, yeah,
and it was like a letter like thank you, thank
you Branson for your message, and enclosed is your requested photo. Yeah,

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it's just a picture of her feet. You're a fine citizen. Yeah,
on the official stay up, Yeah, hanging there.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
What is he in the Gray Bar Hotel for? Is
it counterfeiting and laundering money? Is it aggravated assault on
an elderly person or drug trafficking in heroin and attempt
to elude a police officer?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Three?

Speaker 5 (24:31):
What's Branson in for?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Let's say drugs. Yeah, I'm gonna say the drug charge
and eluding police officers. Okay, I don't know. As soon
as you said it, it spoke to me. It's like
I got that, like I got that weird gut feeling
like oh that's it.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Agreed, agreed, Okay, yeah, because Branson doesn't seem like the
type that would beat up grand No, no, yeah, you
are all correct. Drug checking and heroin and attempt to
elude a police officer.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Nice excellent said this game. This is Idaho inmate prison
pen pals.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Yeah, let's talk. Uh, let's talk to Cody now. Cody's
a young man who keeps it one hundred all day
air day. I'm not even gonna speak anymore. I just
want Cody to do the talking from here.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
All right.

Speaker 11 (25:16):
If you're looking for somebody who can ruin your life,
your name and your credit and be able to be
that guy, all right.

Speaker 15 (25:26):
Wow, honest as they come on your credit and your life. Yeah,
and if you're looking for that, hit me up. Yeah,
I'm your guy, dude. And there's someone that are like,
oh that does sound.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Yeah, menes, I'm glad you said that because they the
comments on some of these are unbelievable and Miley Mama
Sita commented on Cody and said, I see the good
in him. I know he's a good person. He just
needs to be loved right, so you are not wrong.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
About that, and you'll milk the poison right out of him. Yeah,
all that negativity, all that bad boy stuff. She'ulders get
it right.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Out, that's right, and then it'll be gone.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
What's the mental clitch with women like that? They should
do extensive studies.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Broken wing syndrome, baby bird. I can fix him, like
I said the other day, know one where he's at
at all times. He's faithful, if you know, if that's what.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
You're into, unless he's gay for the stay true.

Speaker 16 (26:20):
Do you think that it's maybe like also maybe their
parent or someone in their family was in jail, so
they sympathize kind of in that way.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
You know, they're just used to dealing with the penal system.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
But I think they love the drama.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
I think they love the drama of being able to
just like constantly talk with their girlfriends about things that
they're going through.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
It gives them.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Something to talk about, like a broadect life.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
You know.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
It's sad though, because, in one of many disturbing episodes
of Love after Lock, up. There's a woman who starts
dating this guy in prison and she already has kids.
They're not his kids, but she always threatens them and goes,
if you guys, don't you know, calm down at the
grocery store, I'm gonna call your daddy at prison. He's
not their daddy, and she'll call him be like, oh,
Jeffrey was acting up, and it's like this is the saddest,

(27:08):
like most make believe world. So I don't know, man,
we might have to look in and maybe we'll do
a defending your uh oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Here to defend yourself?

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yourself?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Are you a woman who's uh in their relationship with
somebody who's in prison?

Speaker 11 (27:23):
If you're looking for somebody who can be ruined your life,
your name, and your credit and be able to be
that guy sod?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
All right?

Speaker 12 (27:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (27:33):
What is what is Cody in for?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
He is in for one of these three choices?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I see Morgan dating one of these guys.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Oh yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Is he is he in for stalking, child abandonment or
trafficking math?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh? He sounds like a trafficking meth guy. Guy, he
has a math voice.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh, I'm gonna say stalking, I'll say.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Child abandonment, menace and whatdy? You really got some can
actions with these people?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It is trafficking. Yeah, I'm getting like a like a
contact tie just hearing his voice.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
We have two more gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
So Morgan, would you ever date somebody who's in jail?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, for sure you would.

Speaker 14 (28:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (28:15):
My last job, actually the last radio station I worked
for some guy and Jill wrote me a letter and
made this like little jail art thing, and so I wrote.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Him back and then he never wrote me back again.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
I feel like the creep.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Now, all right? What was the what was the drawing?

Speaker 17 (28:32):
It was like a heart? It was around Valentine's Day
and I had my name in the middle.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I still haven't And.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Do you know what he was in for?

Speaker 17 (28:40):
No, we tried to look it up. I'm sure Minace
you could figure it out, but I don't know.

Speaker 16 (28:44):
Do you think maybe he got out and that's why
you didn't hear back from.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
It, but you never got your letter? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Maybe Sam with that, that's nice. You didn't put your
return address on it, did you, you know?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I don't think so, Okay, maybe it's the radio station.
The radio station address, that's one three, Jones wrote, Yes,
I would date a guy in prison. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (29:04):
Why because I mean they're human beings too, uh huh.
And and I like my alone time, so it could
be like the perfect balance of someone's.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Good close to me but not and they have nothing
to do but work out all day, so they're ripped. Yeah,
a lot of them are ripped.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
And some of them are hot.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah that's the thing. Oh my god, are they not
girls like violent man?

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
But aren't there hot guys who are not in prison?

Speaker 17 (29:32):
Yeah? And they're probably married.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Have kids.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, they're all taken.

Speaker 17 (29:35):
Not into me.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, all right, but these ones are available.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
You could basically do no wrong to an inmate. They
would be so happy just to have you, to have
your attention to your company.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
You would think, Greg.

Speaker 17 (29:45):
But then they don't, and then they write me back.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah right, prisoner happened a prisoner who made the first move.

Speaker 17 (29:56):
I know, I'll have to find.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
The letter you're writing. Must suck.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yeah, you get a lot of cold feet.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
He has more options.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, he ready to let her. He noticed stuff red flash.

Speaker 17 (30:08):
You want to know something really embarrassing too. I sprayed
it with my purfme.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh my god, it with a kid. Yea through those
all like wax stamp things.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Ow wow more again, did you send a picture?

Speaker 17 (30:30):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I was about to say that maybe she came on
too strong, and she certainly did. Yeah, this chick's no,
this chick's a clingermant I was just trying to be nice,
hopelessly devoted Sandra D. The hell is wrong? Yeah, all right,
we're gonna take a quick break and then you have
a couple more right, all right, we'll take a break

(30:54):
and then we'll get some more of these Idaho inmate
prison pen pals from Gina.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
That's coming up next her on the Wood Show.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Right back, I just want to tell you that Menace
and Bort, Yeah, will be out this afternoon, that Raising
Canes in Norwalk will be that's from two until four pm.
Bunch of giveaways there at the Raising Canes and nor
Walk with Menace and Bort this afternoon. Phones open eight
seven seven forty four. What do he hit us up with?
The text over to two to nine eight seven. People

(31:23):
were asked what would be the best gift card to
get as a gift So it's not only what was popular.
They took that information and then also combined it with
some other factors like how much of a discount you
can buy them for, how much you could sell them for,
and shipping fees if necessary for different things.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
You just buy them at phace value.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
What's happening a discount?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Yeah, sometimes you can buy Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh so you get like one hundred bucks worth spend
spend fifty bucks, get seventy five bucks in gift cards
that at Costco exactly Well, Costco is on the list. Menace,
I know how much you love these gift cards? Has
his full attention? Got the boom?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
So the twenty.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Best if you're looking to get four people this year
and I like how gift cards it's the stigma's kind
of been like demolished. Though it's not cool to get
gift cards. People love gift cards, love gift cards for
the longest time. It's like, how impersonal certificate? They're great.
So the number one of the lists is Amazon, which
Greg just discovered in the last twelve months. Amazing addicted. Yeah.

(32:30):
Number two is Target, followed by Sephora, Walmart, and Starbucks
rounding out the top five. A lot of value at Starbucks.
Then you got Disney Home depot rip ARII for all
our hiking and all our carabineers. That's right. I like
the new Ninja coolers too that they have eBay at
number nine, Nike at number ten, then you got a

(32:52):
couple food ones. You got Sonic at number eleven, Chick
fil A number twelve. iTunes is on the list, but
I'm assuming that's mostly from movies. At this point, people
are on buying music, machine.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
Games, Hello game, video video games, Best Buy, Costco, Rip, Netflix, Ikea,
and then you got Low's Michaels and then my dad
would be psyched.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Number twenty the list is Texas Roadhouse. That's his fave do.
They're opening a new Texas Roadhouse where the claim Jumper
used to be in Stevenson Ranch because I think closed
forever Ago sucks. They closed all the claim jumpers, didn't they.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I love that place. You did massive portions.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, terrible service, but massive portions of the portions are
huge at Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
And you get to claim your own steak in the cooler.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Oh yeah, you do that too.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
There's one I go to in Indio. It's Hoppen. Yeah,
like when the Texas Roadhouse opens and Stevenson Ranch that's
going to be the end of the outback and Stevens
that place has been kind of run down for a
while years. Yeah, even the poor sign, Like if you
look at the Lions exit off the five, if you're
passing Stevenson ratche'll see that. The only thing lit up

(34:07):
in the neon signs the O O over over.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
And now back to.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
And back to Gina Grad and the Idaho inmate prison
pen pals. Now we did hear from Morgan who admitted
to us that she actually sent a letter to a
guy who was in jail who had written her when
she worked at a different radio station.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
I never wrote her back.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Now we have some people on your set.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
What do you show Idaho fell in here?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh Morgan, your letter was probably confiscated because you sprayed
it with perfume.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
And then somebody else said the same thing.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Basically, there's a weird smell to the officer's discretion to
distribute the letter after they checked them for things.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
You know what, that makes me sad because I felt like, oh,
were there. You know, he knows it's too sensitive because
you're probably trying to cover up another scent.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah, you soaked it in drugs liquid acid.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yeah, you wouldn't have known that that is a next.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Time you just like kind of like rub it on
your box and send it in there that he just
gets the pheromones or whatever, and then you're all good.

Speaker 17 (35:17):
You know, you know that makes me sad, though I
wrote a very heartfelt letter backus.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
I'm like, I'm stuck up, bitch.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
You know your future, Morgan. That is sweet. Inmates are
people too, Yes they are. Some just made mistakes, even
if it was a terrible one. I hope the rest
of the show crew follows your lead on that. Yeah right, yeah,
that's not happening.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
We should each adopt an inmate to be your.

Speaker 17 (35:40):
Yeah, great idea you guys have about victims, right, thank you.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
I had listened pen Pals before from there was this
one where this guy was just defending his brother and.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
He with this dude test.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Well, no, his brother, his brother was getting jumped and
he jumped in and knocked some dude out, and so
he ended up getting a little bit of time for that.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, we collect calls that the radio station get mad
if we accepted them, but I would always accept them.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Yeah, that's because you.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Can collect calls from the prison.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Yeah, it's a couple of buns.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Well, we did radio in an area where they had
the female prison and we were very popular.

Speaker 13 (36:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, there is a website also eat.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
I would have to do dramatic readings because they don't
have video, but there is, like there are prison Babe
and jail Babe websites. So maybe we'll save that for
another day.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
All right, who's the who's the next inmate?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Here?

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Let's talk to Marlin. He's twenty seven. Marlin is a
hopeless romantic, but he doesn't sugarcoat the fact that he's
looking for someone to make sweet, sweet love to.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Okay, here's a Marlin who's locked up in ido.

Speaker 14 (36:41):
Keep this more short and sid but one is mine
about to get out thres.

Speaker 12 (36:45):
I'm just trying to and I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
You want ready for what I'm ready to put down
right now? So you're interested badly? If not, big bitch,
he's going to blow a hole through your bad you
watch he's all pent up. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
And if you're interested, great, If not, be thick bitch.
Now again, some people go for this. Sometimes they're men,
sometimes they're women. Everybody likes these guys. One uh, one
man wrote and I quote loud. Let me get my
walls tight for Marlin. All right, so you know everybody

(37:27):
loves Marlin, all right, all right, let's find out.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
So he might have a taker. It might not be
exactly what he's looking for, but it's a taker.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Yeah, so I just hit myself. All right, what is
Marlin locked up for? Is it Arson, Burglary or computer crimes?

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I'll go first with Burglary. I think you get a
way longer sentence for Arson. Oh, I think I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah, I'm also gonna go with Greg Burglary.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
You don't think he's a hacking mastermind.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It doesn't really come off as a hacking mastermind. Also, really,
I don't know how Yeah, I don't know how long
he's been long?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
He said, Well, he said four months. He has four
more months.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Four more months, So like, we don't know how long
it could have been ourson.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
But I'm gonna go with Burglary.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Round the wheel Burglary, yea, yeah, you all are correct, noice.
And finally we have sweet Sweet Kenneth. Kenneth is thirty one.
He lives in a fantasy world where he was once
a teenage mutant Ninja Turtle. We'll get into that. But
for anyone who wants a man to cook for you, oh,

(38:35):
Kenny might be your perfect guy.

Speaker 11 (38:37):
All right, I Ken, you can just tell me Kenny,
like Barby's boyfriend, be here.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Most of the time.

Speaker 14 (38:42):
I spend in my new uniform, and I'm pretty good
at throwing into stars.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Not Pinter taught me himself and Algeri.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
I'm a pretty big deal with a champ experience. I
could cook them and burritos, any kind of flavor of
Robben you could ever imagine.

Speaker 18 (38:57):
I can even stop a Roman.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Well anyway, all.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Right, JP, so you like Ramen and ninja turtles.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
My Splinter himself, he's talking about spread. He knows how
to make, yes.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
The burritos. But I like that he's taking credit for
the flavors, Like the flavors come in the package.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Right, just to know, like what's too much, what's too little.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
He might be crazy to start combining them. Maybe it's
like a you know, maybe it's like a surfing turf,
the shrimp and the beef and the beef.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
No, it's not just the items in the packet though,
because you also put mayo, yeah, cheetos a yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
So you basically take a tortilla or or you like
roll out a piece of bread or whatever and then
you just load it with ramen chips.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
It's discussed Michelin Star years ago. At this point, I
still have the taste in my mouth, and it's been
at least five or six years that we that we
were making his prison stuff and it was a chef menace.
It wasn't menace? Is cooking point it? It wasn't too bad.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Well, here's the thing. In a lot of the behind
the scenes shows of like Lockdown, they talk to the
camera crew and the camera crews like you got to
eat it if they say it, because otherwise you're insulting them.
What is Kenneth locked up for?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
It? Is it that's disrespect everybody?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
What's he locked up for? Possession of a controlled substance
with intent to deliver, prostitution and solicitation, or criminal contempt
of court with battery? Did he punch somebody in court?
Did he try to sell drugs? Or did he prostitute
himself or solicit He's.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Too childlike for all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
I'm gonna say the first one, the possession of a
controlled substance with intent to deliver. Yeah, okay, punch someone
in court.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with three. I'm going with three.
Contempt of court, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with
that one. I'm going number one.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Little Kenneth and Master Splinter are locked up for possession
of a control. So great, everyone.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Right?

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yeah killed.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
I hope we made a love connection today and godspeed,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Text just came in nine oh three. Hey Morgan, I've
been to prison, did nineteen years flat for aggravated assault. Yes,
I've been out ten years, but I still can't. But
I'm still kind of ripped. I promise if you'd write me,
I'll write you back.

Speaker 17 (41:22):
Oh Monny, I texted back.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I said, that's hot. What's your address?

Speaker 17 (41:27):
He sent it, so I'm gonna send him a letter.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
You can tell you that.

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Speaker 1 (42:05):
You show. All right, So we have another new hour here.
We're gonna get some of the trending news headlines, and
we're checking in on the after hours voicemails.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
And man, I got a bunch of emails.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, now a ton of emails. Let's see, we'll start
with some of the after hours voicemails. As you know,
anytime after ten am you can leave us a message
eight seven seven forty four until we hit the air
the next morning. We had a topic recently about reinventing yourself,
like did you decide like what you were doing just

(42:41):
wasn't for you anymore?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
You were forced in some way, shape or form to
just change gears?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
What were you doing? What are you doing? And what
did you have to do in order to make that happen?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
And was it worth it?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
We were asking all those questions while we got this
person who told us what happened in their situations.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Eric, I was a chef for OVERTI years, ended up
getting drunk one night cheating on my wife and figured
it was time for a shafe. So the last sixteen
months changed fields and h I'm but iron worker now
and trazy to do that and I haven't had a

(43:17):
drink and life was good.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Thank you. There you go. So one drunken night cheats
on his wife changes everything up. I mean to be fair, though,
it's not hard to not be a chef or to
be a chef. It's pretty straightforward. But well you think
everything's easy though, maya, I would say no. Ironworking takes
very a lot of skill. Yeah, so good chef.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Woodie.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
This guy's kind of drunk.

Speaker 12 (43:39):
That's what his show drinking, watching the highs in Fight
day long, that was the dumbest fight I have ever seen. Man,
I've seen him better acting and for those dude, lame
as fight ever seen. Anyways, I can't wait for Monday

(44:00):
to hear you guys.

Speaker 14 (44:01):
Love you.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
All right? Oh wow, that careful buddy a weekend. Yeah
that's a lot. This one's following up from Sea Bass
teaching everybody about push ups all right here we go.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
Yeah, I'm just calling about the topics. I'll push ups
and uh men's health, our health in general. None of
the listeners think that Sea Bass is like this fit guy.
He looks like a wine blown at lesbian.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
So there's that. Oh yeah, so there's that. Didn't address
the topic whatsoever. No, see, I don't know if that's
the end. They were like, uh, Morgan, when you go
through these like, was there was there more to that one?
Or we just that was it?

Speaker 19 (44:46):
He just there's that and that's that's although I do
have a question about that when you were gonna when
you did a push up in the studio, Seabuss, why
couldn't I film it?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I know how you work? Does that mean I know
how you mean? What does that mean?

Speaker 8 (45:00):
That was the I look, there are plenty of There
are plenty and plenty of from especially like military people,
Navy seals, et cetera, videos of how to do push ups.
When girl says, hey do this for me, do something
physical for me, that is to be used later against you.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
But if you're talking about doing.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
One push up and you say you know how to
do one properly, what would be.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
The showing us how to do a push up?

Speaker 8 (45:23):
See again, would I know I know mean girling when
it when I see it?

Speaker 16 (45:28):
Nod you guys, this is a girl thing. You were
the ones sitting around talking about.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
How you do push up.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
I didn't say that. I said, well, I was about
to ask what was the purpose of taking that video
when there are kinds of other question?

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Good question. I would love to answer the question that
you asked me in a way that's informative. So Sea
Bess gave a speech about how to do a push up,
and he said what he didn't know how to do
a push up? And he was telling us the correct
way to do a push up. So I said, can
you show us a push up and I will video it.
I was going to give it to you to post,
so you know for content like this is what is?
This is the push up that's was talking about? That

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that that's the end of my trickery.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Did you video any of what these push ups? Well?
Because I just I just dropped down and started doing that.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
It actually yeah, but it wasn't like it wasn't that,
it wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
You couldn't do whatever. I'm like, I don't know what
it is about push ups? Like, I don't. I don't
really have a hard time.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Yeah, I can't do.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
With push ups the way you would think I would.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
When all of a sudden you see a big, giant,
fat guy and they're like really fast, they can run run,
You're like, wow, how did that?

Speaker 4 (46:25):
I say?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
This guy on our Instagram. By the way, there's a
video that I saw yesterday. There's this guy, this big
fat guy doing these like dives off like a high
dive diving board time thing, and he's got really great
form and this guy is huge. I am impressed when
the giant fat guys can do ballet really well. Look
at this guy, Greg, watch this guy. He's huge, right
and then watch his form?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
And by the way, this wasn't my like, this wasn't
my crusade. This was a study that said, like, at
a certain age, this gender should be able to do
this many push ups. And I was just saying, boy,
that sounds like too many for you know, fifty was
it a forty five year old woman can do ten pushes?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I said probably. I still don't understand, Like, what what
bad you think would have come from a video of
like one tushup?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
I know?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Anyway, this is that email from Michael. Michael email at
the Woodieshow dot com. Hey Woodie Show, I'm running you
from my hospital bed. I'm a podcast listener and wanted
to thank you for keeping me company as I recover
from surgery. I've been in the er doing a massive
kidney stone the size of a standard marble menace can
relate to that. Tuesday, doctors piped a laser down my

(47:32):
shaft and blasted a stone in the smaller passable pieces.
And when I woke up from my lovely propofile nap,
Greg the nurse tease me for bleeding all over the
front of my gown, referring it to referring to it
as a quote peer. When I checked on my little buddy,
it had a string coming out of it like a tamp. Anyway,

(47:54):
probably too much information, but I thought i'd share because
wieners are hilarious.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
I love that is from Michael.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Thank you, Michael, your feeling does the in this case.

Speaker 8 (48:04):
I guess the catheter with a laser and it doesn't
tear you up to the point that you're bleeding in there.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Oh yeah, what do you wake up cracking? You wake
up and uh, it's a river of blood. Yeah, boy,
And then I so what he's talking about is the
the Yeah, the catheter or sometimes the stint that's in there.
It looks like something's hanging out. And then I screamed
and I begged them to take out the catheter. I'm like,

(48:29):
I'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Well, I have an email here from Brandy. Brandy is
the mom of the baby that we were judging. She
heard the feedback, Yeah, loved it. Thanks so much for
putting my baby photos up. Your comments and the ones
on Instagram are too funny. Gina is so right. She
does get a little upset too easily. Her name is Alana,

(48:51):
named after her grandpa Alan. He's a foul mouthed old man,
so maybe she took on his personality. Thanks again, guys,
love your show. That is Brandy. Brandy, that's the mom
who sent her photos in for that last round of
judge my baby. If that's all she took was a
bad attitude, then we go. This is from Roy, who

(49:12):
writes in catching up on the podcast both listening to
Sammy's Iceland adventure and the person calling in for the
ask the ladies about why girlfriends become friends with the
person that you cheated on them with and I thought
i'd share my experience during the pandemic, I had a
lot of free time, but my wife didn't, So I
found adventure friends, mostly women. We did all sorts of

(49:33):
things together, usually as a group, but sometimes one on one,
including camping. Can you imagine, Hey, so I'm looking for
stuff to do. I tell my wife I'm gonna go
camping with his broad.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Right. We did all sorts of things. I never cheated,
but I found that my wife would always add these
other women to her friend's circle soon after. Is this
part of the women jealousy thing? Also, if Sammy needs
someone to go with on a vacation, I'm down, but
I expect her to be I expect her to be
having shopping dates with my wife soon after.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
That is from Roy, Thank you Roy.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
That makes sense because she wants to keep an eye
on these broads. That's why she's friendly.

Speaker 16 (50:15):
Keeping an eye on it though, because if you're friends
with the husband, why wouldn't you be friends with the wife.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
It makes sense to begin with.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I think that's a good cover, But personally, I think
she's keeping an eye because she wants to see all of.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Her different photos on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
I think they're both like, oh yeah, okay, you're our
friend now, but also as our friend, my.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Wife would never go for it, would Mario go for it?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Not go for that menace?

Speaker 8 (50:43):
She would not be No, there's a separate layer with
gay men because you could have just a guy friend
and if he happens to be gay, doesn't that well
now damn it. He could be romantically It depends on who.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Are two dudes going camping together?

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Well the two guy whos would they would?

Speaker 6 (51:03):
But of course all my gay all my k friends
other than Greg, they're all hooking up with each other.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Really yeah, if they're like not like a big group
of guy friends, like just two straight dude friends, they're
gonna go camping together?

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Oh yeah, of course?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah. I mean just asking who I don't camp as
you know, I growing out there. Rather go camping with
you can?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Else you can't.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
I think you means like either go with a group
of friends, or you go as a couple or a family,
just like two gotta be three and three or more.

Speaker 16 (51:39):
Roman if you can't find other people that can go, I'm.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Just throwing it out there. I'm sorry, all right, Jacob
writes it email dot com. Hello, what do you show?
Peep's a couple of random questions A while back, Sea
bass one on the show or something where he missed
a week I can't remember if he talked about it whatsoever?
Are we ever going to get the details on that
missed a long weekend?

Speaker 8 (52:00):
And there may be in it signature involved and this
this show may have already supposed to have been out,
but there may be legal problems with this show.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
You still can't say anything about that.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh God, the NDA that I may or may not
have signed. Because there's a ton of people that have
been all out there. I didn't know if that like
that was all of a sudden like noul and void, because.

Speaker 8 (52:17):
There's a ton of people who anonymously have been out there,
and there's some people who are anonymously suing these people,
and so I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Okay, that's all right. Has there ever been a rebuttal
from anyone after they were put on blast oring the
Crossroads segment? You guys are awesome. That is from Jacob.
Thank you very much, Jacob. You every once in a while, everyone,
the funniest ones are the ones that initially came in
like through a text or something like that, and they know,
of course, they say, I'm never listening again. And then
you click on the history of their conversations with us years.

(52:46):
They've never gone anywhere. They've never gone promises. See. I
got one more email from this from Joe, who writes in, Hey,
Woody show listening to a podcast or talk talking about
the chocolates at the vet? Oh?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
I sent Greg and Gino.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Well, I sent it to you because, like I mentioned that,
I'd seen this before, but I finally the post came
up in the feed. I'm like, oh, this is the
one I was talking about, So I sent.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
It to you.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
No, I wasn't trying to be evil. It's just that
we have mentioned it a couple of times. Yeah, exactly, Hey,
what show sent to the podcast about the chocolates at
the vet?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
That got me so bad when I saw it. We
had to put our dog down last month. He was
thirteen years old and they had that jar in there
along with some beef treats, and you better believe that
he got his share of tears soaked Hershey's kisses.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Anyway, just wanted.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
To share that sometimes tough guys can cry like a
bitch and it's okay only sometimes, though very rarely, almost never.
You know, I love you guys. You make every single
day better for me. I even saved the Friday podcast
to help get me through the weekends. Oh. Also just
have to mention this first, I really missed that other
chick who used to be on the show, but I

(54:03):
have come to really really love Gina. At this point,
I have to stop and remember that there even used
to be anybody else. Keep doing awesome stuff. That is
from Joe. Thank you, Joe. I appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Would you like the actual word for word wording of
what's on top of the jar for the chocolate?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Okay, So what what they do is that these some
vets offices they'll have like a jar of treats chocolate
stuffing dogs typically can't have. I guess this one also
had some beef treats. What's obvious they can have. Yeah,
and it's for when the owners are coming in to
you know, put them down.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
It says this jar is reserved for our euthanasia appointments
because no dogs should go to heaven without tasting chocolate.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
And that's sweet. I mean, that's so that's so nice.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
Okay, here's another one. Ethanasia left that part.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Here's much sweeter one. This They got Hershey's little Hershe's
in there and it's labeled goodbye kisses.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
That's yeah, yeah in Menace, you're right, it's a great
photo to get, Like, hey, you know how you're just
cooing about your day. Remember these kisses that we give
the dog before we put them down. Yeah, I just
wanted to send you this photo.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, take care what he sit in? The nine piece
chicken nuggets?

Speaker 12 (55:14):
Somewhere in the studio?

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Can Menace find it before that?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Never mind? He found it? No, Woody Show'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Welcome back.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Its no show, all right, Gina trying to use headlines.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
A lot going on. Trial continued yesterday for Jose Ibarra.
He's the guy accused of murdering Augusta University student Lake
and Riley while she was out on a morning run.
Prosecutors were even able to use data from Lincoln's watch.
This is this is hard to hear.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Do you like follow this kind of stuff?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I do? Yeah, like all that crime stuff, Yeah do?

Speaker 5 (55:48):
And that she because of because of the details that
they got in her watch, they could tell she fought
for her life for seventeen minutes before she died. Jose
is a twenty six year old illegal immigrant from Venezuela
who's been arched with ten counts total. He pleaded not
guilty to all of those counts. And Vladimir Putin has
revised Russia's nuclear policy, just days after President Joe Biden

(56:11):
allowed Ukraine to use American weapons for strikes deep inside Russia.
The new doctrine says that any aggression from a non
nuclear country, if supported by a nuclear power, will be
seen as an attack on Russia. That means that Russia
will consider using nuclear weapons. Yeah. The whole point of
this is to warn Ukraine's Western allies about the risk
of supplying them and saying, you know, if you supply them,

(56:34):
you are also against us. So everybody just calmed down.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
It's like the late seventies all over exactly.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
The week fourteen Monday night football game between the Cincinnati
Bengals and Dallas Cowboys has lost much of its luster
since the schedule was first announced. Originally built as a
clash between two playoff contenders led by star quarterbacks, well
that exactly happening anymore. Both teams are struggling with losing records,
and the Cowboys will be without their injured star quarterback

(57:04):
and official hottie Dak Prescott. However, that was written right here.
I didn't have that, however, Sure, yes, it's an official
article coverage. Yes, came over the wire like that. However,
this particular matchup can't be rescheduled because of the Simpsons.
This is great, yes, hysterical. ESPN and Disney have been
preparing a planned Simpsons themed alternative broadcast for December ninth,

(57:29):
so it's protected from being flexed out of the Monday
night slot. And in case you're wondering, Bart and the
Bengals are taking on Homer and the Cowboys, with Marge
and Lisa doing sideline interviews and Mow and Krusty posting
up in the locker rooms. So I'm interested.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I fine, that's going to an uninteresting game. Interesting. They
did this with toy story, Yeah, yeah, did they do
a SpongeBob one also think they think they did? But yeah,
so like they can't. What they would normally do is
because both these teams are bad, nobody cares and it's
gonna be very low rated, so that could put in
a prime spot but and so they're going to flex

(58:03):
it out typically, but because of all the Simpson stuff
and all the work and all the production it's been,
you know, happening already, they can't, right.

Speaker 8 (58:10):
Because if there's a grit behind the scenes video that
shows I think it was Booger McFarlane, they get them
all with all the dots on their faces because they're
doing a lot you know common Yeah, so yeah, you
could just throw that to another day when you got
people crew play yeah the day.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Yeah, the most exciting part of the game last night
was that broken arm that looked crazy.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
I mean I turned it off after a while.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Yeah, it was I missed that route.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
They keep replaying it.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, there was a lot of close ups and it was.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Bad boy, lovely no thank you. Governor Gavin Newsom of
California is holding off on deciding about clemency for Lyle
and Eric Menendez, who, as we all know at this
point we're convicted of killing their parents in nineteen eighty nine.
He's waiting for the new Los Angeles County District Attorney
Nathan Hawkman to review the case first.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah, he's one of that smoke. He's one responsible.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Very not surprising the current district Attorney, George Gascone, who
lost recent reelection, had been supporting the brother's request to
be freed. The clemency review comes more than thirty five
years after the original crime took place. The brothers, of
course back in the spotlight thanks to Netflix and a
documentary about them and now we're die. It's like it's
nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Again pretty much yep.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
And Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Paul Skeens has won the National
League Rookie of the Year.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Well you knew that was going to happen.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
And Louise Gill of the New York Yankees won the
award for the American League. It was a tight race
for Gill, but he was able to edge out Austin
Wells and Baltimore Orioles outfielder Colton Kowser to win the award.
Paul is also a finalist for the National League cy
Young Award.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
Ladies, Paul Skeens in this mustache hot or not? The
mustaches that came back?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Ironically if they did, every young dude is all about this,
like seventies porno stash looking at that and.

Speaker 8 (59:57):
I think now they're using it. We're post irony. It's
now that's back.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
Yeah, that's what you're saying. I thinking about like, you know,
like Travis Kelcey, Well, that happened with the mullet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Travis Kelcey's rocking it. I mean there's all these dudes,
a lot of athletes, they're rocking it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
And now you're seeing a bunch of twenty something dudes
rocking just the mustache. See it every day.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
You know you're right now that Travis Kelcey is doing
it on ironically, it is post irony for sure.

Speaker 10 (01:00:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
And sexy no nah dog flavor saver not necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
The flavor saver is underneath. Oh that's the little one
under right, This is the flavor saver that goes. I'll
say this his girlfriend Livy what's her face? John? Still hot? Oh?
Talking about Travis Kelsey. I like Taylor Swift. Well.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Finally, Lamello Ball was fined one hundred thousand dollars by
the NBA for saying no homo during a postgame interview
on Saturday because they.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Said, back in the Dayattory, he'd be like Billionsay also judgment, Yeah,
but the US an umbrella no homo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, Back in the day, he's evolved, Greg, I have evolved. Now,
I just leave the no homo part out, and he's
just whet. Yeah, he just says gay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Yeah, he changed it to just I that gay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I'm gonna use this umbrella. Hey, I'm about to order
a Pina colada.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
I'm not gay, Yeah, just saying that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
When LaMelo talked to reporters the next day, he said
he didn't really mean anything by the remark, and that
although he used some anti gay language, he's quote got
love for everybody. He even added, and I don't discriminate.
But he's not the first player to be fine for
a no homo comment. Back in February of twenty twenty three,
Cam Thomas got a forty thousand dollars fine for saying it, Well,

(01:01:49):
it wasn't his hard Yeah, a throwaway.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
I'm surprised that it wasn't said.

Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
I suppose the guy that young even knows that that term, yeah,
because I was like, that was like a late nineties,
early two thousands thing like if your knee accidentally touched
some other dude's knee sitting next to him on like
a you know whatever train or I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
It was everything.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Hey, it was it's supposed to be silly, silly, you
know who I am not a slur, it's not a slur.
The only time it bothers me is if it's something
that like wait, that doesn't make you gay, you know,
like umbrella, like using an umbrella.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Which was a list of things that are quote homo.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
You get check over there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
But I think the statue limitations is you know because
back in the time they weren't fighting for that. Now
they are. Yeah, yeah, back in that time they were.
There's a different time, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
It was. It was a different times. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
An umbrella is not you don't think no really sharing
an umbrella, sharing an umbrellas for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Maybe, but like if you're you don't want to get wet,
therefore your gay It depends on how hard it's raining.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
If it's just as if it's just a light drizzle,
you can job, I must size of the umbrella. That's
the other thing. Are you just always carrying an umbrella?
That's kind of chick like, Well, if it's raining, then
you're prepared. Although I never understood why did the girls
get the umbrellas that kind of made like a dome.

(01:03:23):
Only the girls got if a guy used that, right,
make sense? They do work better.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
And if you're a dude again, you want you don't
want to get wet, you're good. It depends on how
hard it's raining.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
And if it's coming in from the cold out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
And you need a jacket because it's cold, good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Stop it. No, you're not a man. You're not a
man if you're cold.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I laugh at you guys in here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Because they're always children.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
I like it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
She's a woman, so she has an excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
You're a chick. You seventy degrees and they'll be like,
it's cold. I'm like legally forty five degrees.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Right, So he brought in hand warmers for Menace and Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Guys seventy that's so great. More hyperbolic. Yeah, we have
to hold on to each other for warmth.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
They do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody shows next,
hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
You can have some of the text over to two
to nine eight seven minutes and Bort gonna be out
in the streets. They're gonna be in nor Walk from
two to four pm this afternoon, So if you're anywhere
or you're planning to be in the area of Norwalk. Uh,
and that's at the new Raising Canes. They're gonna be
there two to four pm with a bunch of giveaways

(01:04:48):
as always. Oh generous, I know, yeah, we all we
almost need like a separate budget, I know for that,
just for all the crap that we send out with
Menace every time he's out every day. I know, yeah,
gonna be somewhere tomorrow. But the yeah, I think we
actually do. Yeah, well, it can't be coming from our
budget anymore because we don't have anymore. Like I'm gonna

(01:05:09):
drains it every time they got to start, like whenever
Medace is to go out somewhere, and like so Raising
Canes will be responsible for like some kind of merch
budget budget that's got to be worked into the deal,
because man, it's killing us. I think that's like every
day because I even tried.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Doing the cheap, crappy shirts that everybody loves.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Yeah, but even that, it's like becoming a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Because you feel bad because you have all these people
there and you're not them to leave with something.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
I get it, But we don't have a trillion dollar budget.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Yeah, I'm just you know, trying to make a bankrupt Yeah,
like they just let fifty people go. We have one
hundred and fifty employees in this well, we need more
shirts to give away, and they yeah, they cut fifty
people to reduce expenses and you know, restructure that. You
know things that all these companies go through all the time.
We're getting murdered by MENACE's shirt budget for all these events.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
So just know that that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Shirt that you got at Raisin Knes today, that was
at the expense of somebody's job today. What way to go.
The person getting that shirt is still going to have
a smile on their face. I'm sure they will. You
will cherish that shirt. That's Medicine Board raising Kaynes this
afternoon in Norwalk from two to four pm. This is
no So we've been hearing all about how Spirit Airlines

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filed for bankruptcy on a conna. They have in turn
of profit since twenty nineteen, but as we mentioned, to
have no fear, they're not going out of business. It's
the first major airline to go bankrupt since twenty eleven,
but not that unusual. They mentioned how American in Delta
United Airlines they all filed for bankruptcy at one point. Yeah,
so Spirit's going to be trimming their schedule, canceling some

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flights over the next handful of months. Inevitably they'll emerge
from bankruptcy and even smaller airline, which means they're probably
going to be operating at fewer airports, which means less competition.
And if that happens, tickets to and from those airports
could get more expensive. It wasn't the merger.

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Blocked because of less competition, and still it's gonna happen anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Yeah, but either way, they got to balance their They
got to balance their set. You know, did they already
cut the Haiti flight?

Speaker 9 (01:07:14):
Kid?

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
This is Matt Klein.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
He is the c CEO, which is the chief commercial
officer of Spirit Airlines, And uh tell me he doesn't
sound exactly like Jimmy Kimmel. Because I heard this yesterday,
I had to find the clip for it, because I'm like,
oh my god, if you close your eyes, as Jimmy.

Speaker 20 (01:07:29):
Kim brands have to change, products must evolve, and we
were kind of stuck in a spot that didn't allow
us to change the way that we knew we should
and that we knew we could no.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Yeah, yeah, because I was like doing some work and
then that clip played on TV and I was like,
is that Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
I look up, it's not Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Parents videos that kid Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 20 (01:07:54):
Brands have to change, products must evolve, and we were
kind of stuck in a spot that didn't allow us
to change the way that we knew we should and
that we knew we could.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, great marketing video.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
He was like, Okay, you're gonna tell your kids you're
going on a flight on a flight to Disneyland and
they need tell them it's canceled bankruptcy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
It is the Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Show, right back?

Speaker 9 (01:08:17):
What do you show?

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Next show? And we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Thank you for being
here and giving us some of your valuable time today.
My name is Woody. There's Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Anybody menace?

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Good morning to you. If you I'm doing great, thank you.
He would love if you would find us and follow
us on the social media platform of your choice.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Are we on that new.

Speaker 9 (01:08:52):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
What is it called blue Ski or sky blue sky
Blue Ski?

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
I haven't I haven't really.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
All know that there's a new one that people have
been flocking celebrities mostly. Yeah, Threads too. So this happens,
oh uh like every so often.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
So yeah, there'll be some new I don't know social
media platform that everyone's running to for a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Isn't this the one that's kind of run by Jack
what's his name?

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
From Twitter? Formerly of Twitter? Yeah, like open source and something?
Also yeah, or I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
I don't guy, who would know? You're the social media guy.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
I don't feel like jumping on another platform. I think
we should just focus on the ones that we're strong.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Look, I'm fine with any of it. I mean, I
think is saying is this happens? Yeah, some people get
pissed about X y Z and they jump to one
of these things and then nothing really comes up.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
Oh you need be on threads, you need be on
this like okay, let's just you can.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Catch us on most social media platforms at the Woodi Show,
go to our TikTok at the Woody Show. Wallet's here,
but there's a uh, there're Sea Bass. We got Sammy.
The phones are open. Of course he's seven seven forty four.
What he text us over to to nine eighty seven
coming up this hour. You know we've done that agree

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or disagree? Oh yeah, and we're gonna change it up
because thanks to the new movie Gladiator two, which is
out this week, and I've only seen the trailer obviously,
I've not seen any kind of preview screening for it.
It looks good. I mean, the Denzel's looking hot in there,
you know, muth Coler, Pedro Pascal. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway,

(01:10:31):
thanks to the new movie Gladiator two in theaters this week,
I'm just just for Funsie, we're going to change the
name of it to thumbs up or thumbs down. Yeah,
that's all good, that's all gladiator ish. Yeah yeah, I
like that. Yeah, the same general idea of agree or disagree,
just with the theme of thumbs up thumbs down. Thanks
to the movie throwing a couple of sponsorship bucks at us. Nice. Yeah,

(01:10:54):
and we're just as ripped as the Gladiators. So yeah,
well that's why we got chosen this segment. Looked bodies.
I see a lot of people comparing, you know, the
Gladiator stuff to what you see like with like UFC
or MMA. Oh yeah, you know, kind of that same
Gladiator kind of mentality. For sure, just less death. Yeah,
you are more than animals, Yeah, more than Yeah, the

(01:11:17):
spirit of fighting, it's the spirit of fighting. But anyway,
so that's coming up for you this hour here on
The Woody Show got a brand new redneck News, The
wood Show.

Speaker 21 (01:11:26):
If your dental plan is a piece of strength tied
to the exhaust pipe of an ATV, I regret to
inform you that that is, in fact, redneck news.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
And today's redneck news from Minnesota, where the chief of
the Bloomington Police Department, this fellow named Booker t. Hodges.
He called a press conference and started by saying, quote,
I want to talk to you about a crime, but
city dwellers don't often have to talk about end quote.
Then he went on to explain how they arrested this
forty two year old broad named Mary kay Hour, who

(01:12:01):
was charged with rustling and livestock though just like Yellowstone,
after she stole a sheep from a farm.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
That's a felon.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Okay, The cops they had gotten report about a woman
seen walking a dog and a sheep along the side
of the road, and when they stopped to check it out,
Mary claimed that she had purchased the sheep, but she
was lying. She had stepped over the fence to a farm,
put a leash on it, and then pulled the sheep
through the fence, and according to a witness, she was
pulling so hard that the sheep was choking. Oh god,

(01:12:33):
it's fine that they checked it out. It's going to
be okay, the farm's owner said. The sheep is a
breeding hair ram where it's approximately five hundred dollars. Now
the dog and all. By the way, she also had
a rabbit on her at the time. They were sent
home with somebody else while they took Mary to the
Hennepin County jail. Now here's her mugshot. This is what

(01:12:54):
a sheep lady Edward scissorhands kind of Yeah, okay, so
a lot of face tattoos, jet black dyed hair ro tattoo,
which is again very sexy. Yeah yeah, and.

Speaker 15 (01:13:07):
Maybe no eyebrows or there used to be very thin,
very remember Richard Rico.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Yeah, getting the hair.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Especially like old twenty one jumps.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Look, if she wanted to transition into a dude, she
could do it very easily.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
She's got the look. Yeah, very handsome, lady. Forehead scab
or is that a tattoo.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
That's definitely a meta.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
That's a scab. Yeah, yeah, that's a scab. Looks like
she's got oh you know what is that? Is that
a pit bull tattoo on her cheeks? Take a shot
that it's either like a pane.

Speaker 6 (01:13:43):
I mean, yeah, it's a Wimer Ranger Richard Grico.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
He is morphed into chriss Angel. Oh that I buy.
He's got the dyed black beard and the like affliction
tat I buy that completely anyway. Minnesota, that is the
forty two year old woman Mary kay Bauer who got
busted for rustling a sheep that she stole from someone's farm,
And that is today's rad Nick. He totally looks like,

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I haven't thought about this person.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
So gentlemen, don't don't die your bear that hard. Let
it touch a gray. We're gonna take a quick break,
will come back.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
A Gladiator two themed The only theme is we're not
It's not gonna be like Gladiator, agree or disagree or
anything like that, but it's just a rather agree or disagree,
but thumbs up her thumbs down because it's Gladiator and
they were nice enough to sponsor the show, so we're
gonna do that coming up next year? The what show?
Hang on? What do you show? You're right back now

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if you've already put your Christmas decorations up, Sammy, turns
out you might be a self absorbed narcissist about that.
According to psychologists, decorating for Christmas early can reveal concealed
emotions and subconscious behavioral tendencies, including narcissism weird. Decorating early

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also might quote fill a void for people who aren't
actually happy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
I can see that angle. Maybe not that you're not happy,
but that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
It makes you happier, even though she just said that, Well.

Speaker 16 (01:15:25):
So do I wait for this time of year? Because
it does make me happy? And I enjoyed a lot.
And I think everybody has things in their life that
they look forward to, or something every year that they
look forward to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
I don't think do you go early because like it's
like you're searching and desperate for that happy feeling or
is it just a narcissism. Yeah, it's just a narcissism. Yes,
that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
And I don't think this is I don't think this is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Sammy says that it could also give people a chance
to show off or paint a picture of a perfect family.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
See.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
I mean for me, I think it's just nostalgic.

Speaker 16 (01:15:58):
I mean, I like my family really big into Christmas
and growing up and all of that. So it reminds
me of my childhood and I have good memories associated
with it and everything that goes along with it, all
the decorations and the clothes and the pjs and the smells,
and it's all encompassing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Quill narcissists derive a sense of high satisfaction from being
the center of attention, from being praised and applauded.

Speaker 16 (01:16:20):
So that sounds like a different kind of Christmas than
when I'm not what I.

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
Listened to the non threateling music this semester show much.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
You gotta be fun, fun with it. No what you show? Well,
you got Gladiator too. It's gonna be in theaters on Friday.
Noise that is November. The twenty second is from director
Ridley Scott, who I know you're.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
A huge fan.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
Everybody name before.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
He's done a few movies, Yeah, black Hawk, Down, Marshaan, Felmon, Louise,
He's he's.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Like literally an epic director.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Gladiator, Alien, Yeah, obviously I haven't seen Gladiator Too yet
because he though a kind of it's not out yet,
it's gonna be out this but the trailers and everything like,
it looks awesome. It just looks huge, you know, definitely
a theater movie. We talked about that, like not all
movies are necessarily like you got to see it in
the theater with.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
A big crowd in the theater.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
They even made that point in the commercial that said,
you know, see it on the biggest screen possible, which
that would that would make sense.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
And it's I mean, Paul mescal by the way, ladies
don't sleep on him, and we all know Pedro Pascal
is amazing, and Denzel looking fine is wine, I mean
the man no wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Yeah, as always, I mean it's Denzel.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
You know, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
But this is a continuation of the story from the original,
so I mean it took a while, but here we
are the Audiator too in theaters this week. And so
the other thing I thought was kind of interesting, like
because they do the thumbs up thumbs down, they also
do something like if they want want to spare the
life of the defeated gladiator, they would like tuck their

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thumb into.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
It's kind of like you know, when pushing forward goes
down and pulling back up like a you know, like airplane.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
The thumb up and thumb down isn't exactly how we
know it now, right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Not like yeah, keep them alive, you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
It's like the opposite exactly, like thumbs down. Right, So
it's just a whole.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Just look like a sheathed sword, like put your sword away,
put your thumb away, and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
Then if you hide your thumb you would spare the
life exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:18:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Yeah, interesting, thumbs up, good approval, achievement, satisfaction, things like that,
thumbs yeah, disapproval, rejection, failure, all things that were familiar with.
Very yeah. All right, So this is argument we typically
do call agree or disagree. But thanks to the nice
people at Gladiator two who would like you to go
see their movie this weekend, they have sponsored us today.

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They've you know, give us a little bit of not
us personally, but the company some money which helps us
keep our job and helps keep this show free to you,
the Woody Show listener. Everybody wins, and so it's agree
or disagree, but we're taking into a two thumbs up.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Thumbs down. Say we'll use in the traditional sense.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
Yeah, this could get very confusing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Yeah, that's what we're gonna do here. So this one
is a question that Greg came up with, would be
better to be really really tall instead of really really short.
It would be, like I'm talking noteworthy, borderline abnormally tall,
So it would be it would be better to be
really really tall than to be really really short.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
I agree, thumbs up. I'm saying thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
To that as well.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Thumbs down, thumbs down, thumbs down. You literally, that's like
such a handicap, and I think you die a lot sooner.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
You stand out everywhere you go.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
You couldn't sneak in anywhere. Yeah, yeah, get noticed.

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
And then you know, my friend that is extremely tall.
It's like, every other thirty seconds, how tall are you
right up there?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
I know I'd be okay with that. People do like
to point out the obvious. You're tall.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
And then also, you know he's not a basketball player,
so eventually he's just folded.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
And just said, yeah, I'm a basketball player. You're up somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Yeah, I'm just thinking about my college roommate. He was
six seven and a half and woody He was the
kind of guy that said, I just.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Can't gain weight no matter what I do. And I said, look,
trade lives with me.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Do you have to get like custom shoes, like custom clothes,
a custom bed, a custom life if you're that tall? True,
you can't just go to gap.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Kids argument This will divide along sexual lines, because what
do we hear all the time? Tall, dark and hands
on women want.

Speaker 8 (01:20:51):
And I have friends who are like in the five
to six range, and they say, I walk into a
room and I know that no woman will look at
me sexually.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
It just won't happen. Messed up saying I would disagree. Yeah,
but you're extremely rare, you are mega outlier. But when
you talked about like you would die sooner. But isn't
that the same with any kind of extreme, if you're
extremely tall or extremely short, or extremely fat or extremely thin. No, no, no, no,
Little old lady is a phrase for a.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
Reason, exactly. It's like big dogs and small dogs like
chihuahua's live longer than mastiffs. It's just kind of blood
to pump around because you know we're doctors.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
All right, got it, got it. I'm sticking with tall,
all right, So thumbs up, thumbs down down. Next one,
it's better to be rich with few friends than poor
with lots of friends.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, sums up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
We also thumbs up to them, because again, how many
friends do you really need? It's not rich with no friends,
it's rich with a few friends, poor with lots of friends.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
And if I got super mega rich, i'd call the
friends list down extremely.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Tear it down.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Anger is on. Yeah, that's what joining a country club
is for other rich people, like.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
People who could afford your vacation, rich things, And it
would be easy to make friends exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
You can just treat all the time. All right. This
is a round of thumbs up, thumbs down, Agree or disagree.
Mourning people are more productive. I agree, thumbs up, thumbs up.
They're more productive for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
Don't you do a ton of work at night? I
love to get that those juices flowing at night.

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
Oh no, I'm just doing it at night because I
have to, And that's because I want to.

Speaker 8 (01:22:35):
Night people are going to be the quote unquote creatives, musicians, writers,
et cetera. It's never the dude who's starting z own company. Yeah,
So like people who don't do anything that's really productive
for a living.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Me people, I told you my dream is to be
a midday person. Yeah, not too late.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
It's like hours, yo, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Much you have day before your workshift. Yeah, recent farmers
are up at four in the morning. This round of
thumbs up thumbs down being brought to you by Gladiator
two in theaters on Friday. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Speaking
of movies, all movies should have sub subtitles. Excuse me,
thumbs down, thumbs down. Yeah, it screws comedies because it

(01:23:22):
screw's the timing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, thumbs down. Why why why do you
want that? Are you part of hearing and well?

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
I mean there are people who make an argument now
for subtitles. I watch everything with the subtitles on. I'll
watch an overdub before I watched the subject.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
I think it's distracting.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Hey, back to the height question. Think about this. A
text just came in. Think about how strong the Wiener
game is for a guy that's six seven.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
What girl is accepting that into her?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
You mean, what will you do with that? It depends
on what it is like if an average guys what
they said five and five and a half it's okay,
so that and that's what let's say. This is like, uh,
I don't know. It's like it's like a seven inch er.

Speaker 8 (01:24:05):
Right, and it don't give me the whole like some guys.
Tall guys have smaller ones, I know, but on average
they're on average.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Correct. And by the way, you know somehow Gina. NBA
players have wives.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
That's true, and and road game and kids.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Yeah, and lots of mistresses. You think Taylor Swifts getting destroyed,
it's a good I don't think Jason Kelsey has a
big winner. You don't know. You don't get big D energy, Yeah,
I get trying too hard energy? Really okay? All right?
Thumbs up thumbs down? Roller coasters are fun? Thumbs up? Correct?
What Greta? I put that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
I put that one in there just for Greg. Greg,
I I tell you that, more time goes by, I'm
more afraid of literally everything, roller coasters. I used to
be there right there with you. Now why bother too scary?

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
But like, why is it that you were able to
do it before and you were totally fine and you
enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
If I had the answer to that, I would be
a much more relaxed person. I don't know. It's the
anti a patient up when the roller coaster is going.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Up and up and up and up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Sign yeah, yeah, exactly. And then when you reach the
top that is a moment of terror for me. And
then it pauses, and then right before you fall like no,
I don't and then I want to be out so bad. Well,
It's like being in a plane. When I'm in a
plane and I'm looking at the guys loading the luggage,
I get jealous.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
I think, you don't have to be on this.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Plane right now. You are so lucky. What I wouldn't
give to be loading bags right now. And when I'm
at the top of the roller coaster, I look at
all the people down there and I think you are
so lucky that you're not up here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:25:35):
Also coasters, the new ones are like this new thing
where it's like, you know, you're vertically looking straight down
at the ground exact.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
And the one that you went on recently, Menace, that
I was watching you ride with you, it goes up
so fast, which is good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
I rode that with Menace and I probably blew his
ear drums out because I'm a screamer. But it was
super fun.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Yeah, and that's the one that does kind of like
hang there for a minute before you're at the very
top and you're just like staring straight down.

Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
It's almost a ninety degree drop. Almost great way if
you went on one of those, would you do? Are
you a pastor outer like those videos where the girls
are the sling shots and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
No, I'm a close my eyes are I think if
you can't see it, you're fine. Interesting point, going back
to wanting people more productive, somebody says night people could
be even more productive if things like businesses were open
later thanks post office, doctors, offices, things like that. That's
that's a case.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Yeah, you thrive at different times.

Speaker 8 (01:26:36):
The post office, you could you could say you can
get that all ready to go and then drop it
off in the morning. You don't have to be in
there for four hours at the bank doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Right, I'm saying, like, you're just more wide. Some people
are more wired to be a more alert or more
focused later on in the day.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
Well, to go back to Seabast's point, I don't know
any super successful people that sleep in every day.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Yeah, this is true. Uh, well they're sleeping in because
they are successful.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
No, they still they still get up and work out comedian.

Speaker 8 (01:27:04):
We have things like Elon Elon, well we do, we
do have that, but also email things.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
You can do business anytime you want. This one said, uh,
I dated a dude who was six foot seven and
his penis was huge.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
It was awful and painful for the rest of us, right, Greg, awesome,
lucky guy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
All right, So thumbs up, thumbs down. Instagram is the
best social media app that thumbs up.

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
He's the only one I use anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
It used to be Twitter because I used to read
more news that way, but now I'm just enjoying the
comments section more Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
That's the bad.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
I love the one and Gina is really good at
finding these the posts that have just brutal. The comment
section is like it's comedy.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
I cry, like, I think so good. I need to
send you more because I ended up sending him to
your wife.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
Yeah, there were there were something like There's one was
like this rock band. It was all fat dudes and
like the coul come up with a bunch of different
names for their and like what it would be.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
God, I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Yeah, I can't remember that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
I just sent one to your wife that this dude
is super hairy like neck, back, front, stomach, and he's
like with this girl and he's showing off and someone
put they met on ruggable.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
I love them, but yeah, I'm I'm in the instagram
more of these days.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
It's usually it's not depressing like the other.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Fat Sabbath be an acceptable answer. Oh that's good, that's good.
Instead of kiss, here's a really a one C d C.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
Yeah, okay, so you found the post.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
I found it a thread? Yeah right, grage against the
rowing machine. Yeah that's good, all right. See thumbs up
thumbs down thanks to Gladiator two in theaters on Friday.
People are too obsessed with selfies. Agree, Agree, And I
want to add on you're guilty of it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
Correct two things can be true at once.

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
And I want to add to the TikTok sing long videos.
I was at the hotel bar over the weekend and
there's some guys play singing karaoke in the corner, and
this girl was like, why is her face lit up
with a flashm a camera because she was lip syncing
along for her TikTok?

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
So what who cares about that? No one cares about you.
You're an idiot and a narcissist.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
True, And that's the thing, like you kind of just
have to lean into it unapologetically, because like I'll be
in here and I'll take a picture to post and
I'm like, maybe Greg's doing something behind me, like maybe
I'm being judged from afar, but you know what, pictures
going up either way.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
I don't remember, like any ever seeing you take one
of these pictures. It's not until later that I'm scrolling.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
I'm like, oh, and you see me just making like
a nice face to myself in the filing. It's because
I'm taking a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Hmm. I don't know if I've ever taken more.

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
I've never taken a selfie.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
I mean I probably with people though, yeah that's just
a picture. That's not selfie, right, But I mean if
you do it selfie stuff, But I don't know if I've.

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
Ever you see it, like girls at concerts doing Who's
this for?

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
The one? The ones that I find the most annoying
are the people who are lip syncing to dialogue.

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
That I don't know from movies. People missing that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Yeah, I don't get it. I get how they can
memorize it, you know how.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
I don't retain anything I'm like time dialogue is.

Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
Yeah, I'm kind of impressive, impressed by it. Greg, you
did have one selfie that I can remember, but it
was understandable. It's like when you had eye surgery or.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Something like it was a medical selfie.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
It was eye surgery, well something eye patch. Okay, yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
The yeah and yeah, and you were like you didn't
say like pray for me. That's all you wrote on
the comments.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Gladiator two is out in theaters on Friday. That's this Friday,
the twenty second. Somebody texting over saw Gladiator to last
night at the screening. What do you would love it?
It's so violent nice. I even had to look away
during one of the killings because it lingered on. It
just kept going rip cool, yeah, sold hold on, that's
what he's bonner.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Thump. You kind of underplayed it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
That's fine. I'm trying to get kicked in the nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
This is the show, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Gladiator two in theaters on Friday. That's the twenty second,
directed by Ridley Scott, Pedro Pascal. You got Denzel Washington,
of course, Paul Mescalus. Gina's like sliding off her chair
for yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
You guys, don't sleep on him. He's news, sleep with him.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Yeah. This is the continuation of the story from the
og Gladiator Fantastic. Yeah, that's gonna be in theaters on Friday.
We're doing around the thumbs up thumbs down instead of
agree or disagree, which we typically have done. But thanks
to our nice friends over at the studios for Gladiator two,
they gave us a sponsorship and so we support the
people who support our show, whether that's a listener or

(01:31:49):
an advertiser. So thumb up, thumb down. Cold pizza is
better than hot pizza. Thumbs down not better. Question, I
am not a fan of cold pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
Really.

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
My stepfather will tell you cold pizza is better than when.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
It's hot, and I that's ridiculous, completely disagree with that.
I don't know what's that is an insane person depends
on what we're talking about. So we all said thumbs
down on it better. Okay, I know how Gina's going
to feel about this. One thumbs up thumbs down texting
is better than calling.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Two thumbs up and my toes and please never call
me thumbs up all.

Speaker 8 (01:32:34):
Day unless it's like an immediate where are you right
now this second? Because we need to coordinate, you know location.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
I broke my rule once in the last I don't
know three months when I called you. What are you
to see if we need a pickles.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
For the show? No, that's not even a break under
the rule because people are confused. My wife is also
a text before call person. So there are reasons. What's
that text before a call? Because if you just see
any answer, just call something. It's so much it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
Depends we're not a fast extra back.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
It depends on when you need the answer. Yeah, right, okay,
So if you need the answer right now, okay, there's
an urgency to it, that's a phone call. If there's
more than just one or two little details to discuss
and figure out, that's a phone call. If it's a
question that hey, when do you get a chance just
let me know? Nothing pressing text.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
Yeah, but there are people that abuse that and they're like,
do you have three seconds? And they're usually girls, I
just need five seconds. Uh huh, okay, I'll fall for
this one again. Call and I'm on the phone, thirty
minutes goes by forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Well, that's because every phone call has like the small talk,
what's up? What's up? Who's there, what are they doing?

Speaker 14 (01:33:46):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
Want?

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
But if you if you just started with ay real quick,
just need to know that done?

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
Yeah easy?

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Mais I need answer right now. That's why I'm hitting
you off. No you don't, Yeah, I do, all right.
I'm kind of caught between two here. I'll give you
this one. Homework is unnecessary thumbs up thumbs down.

Speaker 5 (01:34:08):
With a kid in school, I'm going to say thumbs
down down.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Really necessary. I think it's unnecessary. Oh okay, because you
spend they're hours at school. I think there may be
some wasted time there. Yeah. Well, because if it's supposed
to be like where you have, there's a balance where
you're able to It's like if we sent everybody, I mean,
we do some extra work for the for the show
when we're when we're gone from here, right, But like

(01:34:32):
when you spend so much time at school and you're
learning and you're doing all that, like can't you get
it in? Like the classes start at seven thirty and
you're not out until three o'clock.

Speaker 8 (01:34:40):
And there's a subtext to this question. It's legal, it's
learning on your own or figuring things out on your
own is necessary. But what he's saying is there's enough
time in school. It's a lot of wasted time, a
lot of different time. Oh, part of why homeschooling is
so awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Yeah, Like get that work done there so when they
get out they could be a kid. They can be
involved in some other activities. I could be the activities
don't to your sinship, like at eight o'clock at night
and you got to figure out dinner and then go
to bed at ten o'clock.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
You're right, there's a lot of waste of time. I
could easily be talked into coming to your side. But
my reason is worse than that. It's because I had
to do it. Today should have to do you know.
Is that the way it works for uh? Huh Okay,
I mean you know I had to do it too.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
We all had to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Yeah, but kids today should have to do it. I'm
hearing more from my kids teachers over the last couple
of years about how, look, we try to get this
stuff done in class so they can have, you know,
their childhood outside of school, because that's also important.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
But if you have to write a paper or something,
you can't just sit in class. That's different.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
They have a project that it could be due a
month from now, and it's up to them to figure
out how to get that done between now and a
month from now. Study home. Yeah, but it's like when
you go home and he had math class for an hour,
and he had whatever class for another hour, and you
come home you have another hour of each Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:35:53):
Well figure out if you retained it or if you
were just nodding blankly at the teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
I did both. I did a lot of that, Yeah,
for sure. Anyway, thanks to Gladiator too. You guys, let's
go and see it in theaters. It's in theaters this weekend,
November the twenty second. If they ever pulled our Internet
history only.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Fans, okay, head on over, you want to see Mark.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
How do you promote your only fans? This is the show?
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:36:24):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah, it is Tuesday morning. It's November nineteenth. Today's World
Toilet Day, right, it seems like something that we should mention.
It's also International Men's Day. Okay, congratulations, so thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
I did not see a card yet.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
But that National Camp Day, which seems a little late
in the season, for camp yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:44):
Or do they mean like campy, like it's tacky.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Uh, it's National Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day. Oh yeah,
National Entrepreneur's Day, National have a Bad Day Day. And
it's also a national play Monopoly gay not gay play
Monopoly gay well gay? Yeah? Heck yeah, And I like

(01:37:10):
to monopoly as a kid. Now just takes way too long, boring. Okay,
So we always talk about how the now everything's sped
up because people would expect everything to be on demand
type speed, Like, how is monopoly still a thing that
just takes way too long? I don't think people's attention
span is that.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
I think people just like collecting the different monopoly boxes
but not actually playing.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Yeah, there's so many different ones.

Speaker 16 (01:37:29):
My nephew's obsessed and he has so many different types
of monopoly it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
They open.

Speaker 16 (01:37:34):
Actually yeah, he plays them, plays them all the time
on nine.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Okay, yeah, it seems about right. Okay. Looking at the
latest movie report card, top of the Class, the new
Christmas movie with the rock called Red One. The rock
is Santa's head of security noise. Now you can look
at this couple of good news and made thirty four
million dollars in its opening weekend Bad News It costs
two hundred and fifty million dollars to make a little more.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
Not feeling that right about it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Not so great second place this week Venom three, followed
by The Best Christmas Christmas Pageant Ever?

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
Have you seen either one of these? That one or
the red one?

Speaker 16 (01:38:10):
I haven't, no, I know, but I do want to
watch the Best Christmas Pageant ever?

Speaker 9 (01:38:15):
One.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Did you watch Hot Frosty?

Speaker 16 (01:38:17):
I did watch Hot Frosty.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
Oh mantflix.

Speaker 16 (01:38:21):
It is on Netflix, and I wanted to love it
because I love the actors.

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
In it, and it was not good guys, un like.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
The other ones that she watches it. Those are good.

Speaker 6 (01:38:36):
The classes, Yeah, where are they going?

Speaker 16 (01:38:40):
They had Lazy Bear and then the guy who dates
Alexis in Shit's Creek and he plays a character where right,
he's the Frosty that comes to life and he's hot
used to be. His character is very like Edward Scissorhands,
like where he like doesn't understand a lot of things

(01:39:02):
and it's almost like he's a child who doesn't understand
the world.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
So when they fall in love, it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
Just like doesn't make sense. They shouldn't be it's.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Very falling in love with a hot child. Where do
I put my carrot?

Speaker 16 (01:39:17):
It's very strange and not really believable in any way
where I feel like with those two actors, they had
a real opportunity to make a great rom com and
they gave him the.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
Complete that does it? Now, I'm not going to say it.

Speaker 8 (01:39:31):
This is the question, what's the dumbest person you'd be
willing to hook up with, the dumbest person the lowest
functioning level of legal adult. Of course, are you talking
like from a celebrity standpoint.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
I'm just being like in general, like someone who didn't
who thought the world was flat, or you know strong
that's like a one night er though.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
I mean, yeah, relationship is different, but I hook up
with it's all, oh, they could be there's no Bodom
zero just for.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
A hookup, but any kind of relationship on this Yeah no, Yeah.
Second place, Like I said, Venom three the best Christmas
pageant ever, heretic and then the Wild Robot rounds out
the top five. Now, some people in Rome they are
upset after Airbnb gave way a three hour gladiator experience
inside of the literal Colisseum and they did this stop

(01:40:20):
promote Gladiator two, which is coming out this week. Now,
I have a little clip here. This is a rep
from Airbnb talking about the giveaway.

Speaker 18 (01:40:28):
You will get a three hour long experience at night
after sundown at the Colisseum, and you'll have the.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Entire arena all to yourselves.

Speaker 18 (01:40:36):
They'll be greeted by their patron host for the evening,
who will take them down into the underground chambers of
the coliseum, which is called the Hippogm. That is where
gladiators would actually walk the halls themselves and prepare for battle.
But you'll also be able to explore every part of
the Colisseum to yourself. So this is truly a one

(01:40:57):
of a kind opportunity, and the Colisseum has never opened
it stores after dark to the public.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
It's incredible. Nuclear rip the coliseum. You need about like
thirty five minutes and you're good.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Yeah yeah. But even if you had it all to yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:41:12):
And did you go underground, we didn't get to go on.

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
You can see what they're talking about from like the
viewpoint there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
It is Oh yeah, yeah cool. Still that sounds like
the coolest thing ever. Why are people pissed? What's the
problem well, because they just don't do. The people in
Rome are pissed.

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
It's the locals, they think the's tag places just crawling
with tourists all over each other.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Conin O'Brien is hosting the Oscars. It'll be his first
time doing that. Disney has taken that planned Star Wars
movie off of their December twenty twenty sixth schedule and
they've replaced it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Replaced it with.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
Ice Age six just in case you're keeping track, because
that's what we need. Former NFL star Adam Pacman Jones
was arrested after a fight in a hotel bar in Texas.
He's also being charged with assaulting a cop. That guy
can never stay out of trouble. But why was he
in Texas at that bar? Because of the Jake Paul fights.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
It's the Mike Tyson fight, all right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
Because he lost. Juliel White has a book out this week.
It's called Growing Up Ercle. Of course, he played Steve
Rkle on Family Man. I just saw him a couple
of weeks ago. One of the things that he covers
in the book is how he eventually had to wear
looser jeans to hide his massive junk menace.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
Noise, locket, at least so he says.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
It was season eight when executives said that it was
getting a bit uncomfortable watching him in tight jeans because
of the bulge. They told him, quote, let's get rid
of the suspenders and lower the pants a bit. But
besides that, Jalil said that as he got older, it
became physically painful to keep speaking in Steve's high pitched voice.

Speaker 8 (01:42:45):
Wait, I got a quick update on the gladiator story.
The blowback is not from the locals. It's from people
who say, quote, the idea of cause playing the violence
done to the body's professional gladiators. Oh, that's even worse,
who are usually enslaved or lower class citizenss the so
on the site of so much violence as a side
benefit of your Airbnb stay is the wrong kind of

(01:43:06):
engagement with ancient rome.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
Whatever is larbing Any adult that does that live action
role playing stuff, it's the same thing.

Speaker 8 (01:43:12):
Well, that's what they're saying is you need to stop it,
cut it out, and you're doing it on the graves.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
I have another suggestion for a book title for Steve
Rkle Okay, shouldn't it be parentheses? Why did I do that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Oh, that'd be pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
Why did he do that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Yeah, that's creative.

Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
Hey, he can have it good.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
And we're going to need photographic proof of this, this
shameful problem.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
I mean good. Yeah, I'm sure we can see it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
But I'm saying, like like John Ham.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Oh that's yeah, known to have.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Like a big Johnson. He doesn't want to talk about it,
but does see why. I know I would want people
who want to talk. Those are the people I don't
believe so Les putting that in there. Maybe I don't
believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
I follow this farmer on Instagram, as many women do,
who raises button quail, these tiny little little chicks, But
everybody watches it because he puts his phone on the
ground and sits with his legs open and does not
wear underwear. He's like, look at the quail, and everyone's like,
nobody's looking at them. Damn chickens, we're looking at you.
It's amazing. It's faith in farms. Does he have pants, Yeah,

(01:44:13):
but they are very loose and he's not wearing underwear,
and he knows what he's doing. He doesn't ever allude
to it.

Speaker 16 (01:44:21):
No, no, no, I'm I'm asking like it's not he's
not naive.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
He knows what he's doing.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
He must.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
Yeah, that's that would be Greg's strategy to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
He is well and down. Oh yeah, okay, well I
guess I'm raising chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
It's a fat hen farm.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
Oh I thought it was father, like that was his
last name or something. But yeah, it's a prominent.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Okay, yeah, I would totally do that me too.

Speaker 16 (01:44:45):
One point six million follows exactly what he's looking at
those stupid chickens.

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
Oh, go looking at some cocks. That's exactly I was
just gonna say it on the Cosseum. Yeah, there's a
nice Italian restaurant Ray Coss Street. You should check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Really, Yeah, he's in an Italian restaurant there, trap guess. Yeah. Wow.
I went to China once.

Speaker 4 (01:45:10):
They had this insane Chinese restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
She had to go way up into the like some
like far away providence.

Speaker 4 (01:45:16):
No, it was like he was like right there the place.
I'll talking about Great Cutch Street for the call season.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
What whoa wow?

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
That's crazy, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
All right. Birthdays starting with the celebrities. Happy birthday to
Jody Foster, who is sixty two today, Adam Driver, Kylo
Ren the Star Wars movies. He was also uh that
Chicks love interest in Girls yep forty one years old. Today,
Meg Ryan is sixty three. Alison Janey Janny is sixty five.

(01:45:50):
Michael Wilbon from Part of the Interruption on ESPN is
sixty six. Matt Sorem, the drummer for Guns and Roses,
the Cult and Velvet Revolver is sixty four. Rashad the
Sportscaster is seventy five. Ted Turner is eighty six. Oh,
my question is how is he only eighty six? That's true, he's.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
Been around for all he seems like that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
He's been good my entire life. Gray Hair and Calvin Klein,
the fashion designer is eighty two. Your porno birthday today
is Vanessa Cage, and she's seen more nuts than a
mental hospital. Five hundred and sixty seven fine films on
her resume, including Burglar Brutally Forced to Bust. She was

(01:46:30):
in Truth or Dare Turns into Milf Swap Volume one.
She was in Deep Throat Veteran, also a Guide for
taking care of your New Husband and who can Forget
her unforgettab role in Weddings, Make My step Aunt Horny Okay,
good to know as a Vanessa Cage who is thirty

(01:46:51):
three years old today and that is your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that a Tuesday morning look at
what is happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
We're gonna take a quick break. We've got some more
Woodies show for you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Next.

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
Hang on more next.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Maybe they'll hurt each other in the hallway running for
the bathroom. Maybe the Woody Show. Buila wouldn't approve the
Woody Show. All right, wrapping up, that's it for Tuesday,
you guys. Tuesday Full Show Podcast. Find it just by
going to the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
Today, Gina, she.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Let us in on some more of her favorite things
that she just follows and waste her time with online.

Speaker 4 (01:47:29):
We've had a couple of rounds of this before. The
Idaho Inmate pen.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
Pals have these people to find love.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
I still don't understand. I don't know how they're allowed
or how this even happened. I don't get it either.

Speaker 5 (01:47:40):
If you're really.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
Good after hours voicemails, we checked in on those treading
news headlines. It's all there on the Tuesday Morning Podcast.
Just go to the woodyshow dot Com. Coming up for
you tomorrow. We have a round of Woodies Show Family Feud,
except it's a little bit different this time because you know,
Menace and Morgan they to UFC headquarters. Yes, and so

(01:48:02):
it's a UFC Fighter edition of Woody Show Family Feud.

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
Who's the fighter?

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
They're up and coming Fighters, up and coming fight. We
said that Amy winner now, all right, So we'll have
that for you tomorrow, plus anything you want for us
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(01:48:29):
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
Yeah, when someone tells you that the bug is way
more afraid of you than you are of it, point
out that we don't know that, we didn't talk to
the bug.

Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
It sounds like something.

Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
That's something just Greg just wrote down.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Yeah, Yeah, I mean it is true though I was
thinking about that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
Oh, the bug is way more afraid of you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
You don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
Nah, let's stop with this madness. The bug is more
afraid of you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Now, Greg, I did show some restraint. I saw video
the other day where was a time lapse of a
caterpillar becoming a butterfly, and well, I did send I
did send you something.

Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
You didn't show any restraint with me.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
No, I sent her a video of the spider that
had a bunch of baby spiders on its back before,
like little pods. Oh yeah, it was phobia. That's so cool,
all mixed upright. Well, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could

(01:49:31):
suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
S MD double M. Quit this bitch.