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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Insensitivity Training.
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Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Wednesday.
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It is November the twenty seventh, twenty twenty four, the
d before the Big Meal.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
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morning to you. Yeah boy, we got Sammy. Hello, there's Bort.
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Speaker 1 (01:34):
Coming up for you on the show today.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Menace spelling bee also around of the dark web.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Price is right.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yes, there's things that it's sold on Craigslist get to
be shady or whatever, the stuff that's sold on the
dark web. And uh, Morgan has to go through all
this stuff and she says, man, there's a lot of
stuff that's on there. How do you even I mean
it's the dark web. But yeah, gotta wonder how people
even get.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All that show.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Definitely on a watch list now for looking for this.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What do you show weakest link? Greg's gonna host that
for us today. Sea Bass has around of the freak
of the week and also some more gasms today. Yeah,
here on the Woody Show, and how about some did
you know some things you might find a right, The
average person skips three meals a week and eats three
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snacks every day, chips and fruit being the most popular
choices day.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, three snacks, that's a lot, a lot. Yeah. Don't
you think somebody snack start between lunch and dinner, maybe
like three.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Times on warning, breakfast and lunch, right, yeah, the snack
between each meal, I guess we get it depends on
what you consider a snack.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So, like again, chips and fruit, those are the most
popular crackers. Necks, followed by our favorites, Greg, cookies and
ice cream. About nuts, The average person can only remember
fifty seven percent of everything they ate just the last
three days.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, I can't remember I had yesterday.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
That's why I say, if you're doing any kind of
dieting where you're logging food, you log it before you
eat it, because otherwise forget about it.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah. I have been logging on the weight Watchers app again. Oh,
I'm back trying to do that now.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Greg is shaming us now that he's all skinny. Oh
more than three times a day?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Greg, you said you polish off a whole bag of
peanut butter on an m and that's certainly more than
three snacks worth a jar of uber gray.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Don't you hate that? Though? Once somebody gets skinny, then
they started yeah telling.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
You, Yeah, yeah, they're next, I'm telling you what to do.
All of a sudden, they're better than yeah yeah wow.
More than three times a day? Yeah yeah, I have three.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Snacks at my morning snack time every day.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Pig.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
The AR fifteen is the best selling rifle in America.
About one and twenty adult to roughly sixteen million people
in the US own in AR fifteen. Wow is that
that seems very high, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It does. One in twenty people. That's a lot.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
We know someone that owns.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I do you do? I know two people now that
I'm thinking about it. Yep, I know at least two people.
My buddy Matt and my buddy Dan. My buddy Dan
is like a new gun enthusiast. This guy has a
whole armory now. He's it always sends me now like
he used to be just pictures of his dog and
now all of a sudden, all he's doing is sending
me pictures of guns and he and his daughter going
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to the to the gun range. Yeah. Yeah, he bought
like this little ruger. He just bought this one the
other day.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Greg. Oh, you know it looks like kind of like
an old time and like kind of German pistol. Yeah.
Really cool. Another thing is, listen, you love guns, love
love guns. You more than two or three. I have
multiple family members that probably have over thirty guns.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
What like why I don't know that they like yeah,
I mean we go yeah, yeah, but why though when
I would.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Go to the range with them, we would just like
whisch one was his daughter at the at the at
the at.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
The shooting range. He said, is this what he sends
me now? Like all the time, it's just all yeah,
it's just all guns.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah. Look here he just bought. He bought this one cool,
and he just bought that. Look. Okay, there we go.
Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I mean this guy this, well, this and this goes
to over like all over like the last like I
would say nine months or so.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
So when when his house gets robbed and these guns
get stolen. This is how stuff gets out into like
let's say the streets is New York and Chicago and
LA and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know if he's home. No, he's the kind
of guy I think would end right.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I understand what you're saying, but I'm saying this type
of guy is is how we have so many guns?
How do these guns get on the street. Aren't they
illegal in Chicago?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Well because they people break in the house and steal
them and out they go.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I mean, I'm all for him having them. I'm really
surprised because the guy is like hardcore liberal and so
I wouldn't expect it from.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, that's yeah, doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, it's like Greg being an environmentalist. You know, I
wouldn't necessarily expect that talking to Greg about it.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, but also like when you say, like, oh, if
somebody broke into their house and I would watch out
for this guy. Uh, yeah, anybody that has a gun,
I would look out for them. Like that's the sort
of having it if somebody enters your home.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Sure, but there are there are some people that just
are not equipped. Even though they have the gun, they
freeze up and they wouldn't actually be able to do
it in the moment.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm not going to have that issue.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Well either, I told you I went to that gun
safety class, and to be fair, that was a gun
safety class, but two different people managed to manage to
cut themselves firing justice like the hammer would get their finger.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Between the more you get pinched, like right between your
thumb and your pointer finger on the slide.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Can happen, although I wouldn't Uh, I wouldn't be that
nervous breaking into Sea Bass's house after watching the Woody
Show Olympics. Yeah, I have at least four or five
shots before.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Well, see, but that was on a tin can eight
from a super close dist de luming can a person's body,
it tends to be larger, Yeah, they're moving.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
They're running.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yeah, okay, you want to go to the range. We
can tell you no, we don't have to go to
the range. We can bring the same thing right in
this room. You guys can run around and move and
we'll see how well well you do.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, let's go to the range. Range run around eight
moving target.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
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Speaker 1 (07:55):
You better give it after these pear shaped men looking
just like their mom.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Show.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Hi, welcome back everybody. All right, so we have some
audio here.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Morgan did a little experiment for It's a little social experiment.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
I sure, did you know?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Because she likes to create awkward moments. There was In fact,
I didn't realize this. Gina and Morgan, they worked at
the same radio station. That's right before Morgan joined this show.
And so when when Gina was coming in to hang
out with us, she's like, oh my god, I remember Morgan.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, I'm like Morgan sweet, I'm kind of afraid.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Of her, but I'm excited. Like why afraid though, I
have heard her.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Multiple times on the air, and she's way more confident
that I was. I'm assuming at your age, which is
younger than me, and like, you party harder and you're
just you, you care less and I'm afraid of you,
but I love you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:46):
Yeah, I seem like a very intimidating person. I think, yeah,
you do when people don't know me. Yeah, because I'm
pretty confident and I used to always brag like I
love awkward situations. Yeah, I love that feeling, and like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
She's not so Sie means you kind of thrive on it.
I mean, that's why you're able to do what you do.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Yeah, it's you know, it's it's the how and the
why is what interested in hearing about.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Some some people are not good with, Like my wife
is one of those people. She's not good with, Like
hidden camera shows, cart narks makes her very uncomfortable. She
likes it, but it makes her very uncomfortable slash nervous.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Enthusiasm with like my hands over my.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
But see, and then I watch it because like, oh
my god, like I'm I'm I'm like borderline getting off
on it.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Like the more awkward the better. Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So what's the one where the guys are like they
got like an ear piece in and they're like impractical
practical jokers.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's awful? You like that? I love it? But I
like the concept of it, right, the how and the why,
like right, the holl on the one. The execution can
be lacking sometime. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So anyway, we're we were talking to a meeting and
so we thought, oh, you know' be really awkward. Let's
have Morgan go to the nail salon. Yeah, and as
she's getting her nails done, just start making really awkward noises.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Awkward asn't sexually She's.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Like, she's really like, she's really getting into it, right.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
And for this to be done, right, I had to
get my toes done. Of course it couldn't be.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Of course it had to be to Okay, So this
is a pedicure.
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Yeah, so I go to this place, I had to
go to a place that I've never gone before because
I don't embarrass myself in front of people. I know. Yeah,
And I was so nervous driving there. I kept telling myself,
you never have to see them again, you never have
to see them again. Thank god it's radio and not TV.
Oh god, it was the worst. So I get in there.
I go super early one morning. I go to a
place that does not have good reviews. I want no
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one to be there. Yeah right, I think it's just
me and the lady that owns the place.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Great, Yeah, no picture. What was that that movie Billy
Crystal and Oh Harry met Salie, Harry.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Met Sally where they're in the diner. That's right, I'll
have it, except except the nail salon.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
I guess I've never seen it, but.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
That's a very famous it's a famous scene.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You'll tell me more about Fred astare Grandpa? Really? Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
So I find this nail salon and I go in.
I tell them, hey, you know, I had old polish
on my toes. I'm like, I'd like to get these
taken off. I just get you know, a gel peddicure, ladies,
you know what that is.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
So They're like, sure right away. I'm the first one there.
I show up at ten am, right when they open.
So I'm like, okay, I don't know if this is
better or not, but it's just me and these two
people in here. So this first clip here, this is
them taking off my old toenail polish, and I am
just probably sweating.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
I'm so nervous because I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Like, and you're pretty quiet starting off.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Oh yeah, super good because you want to ease it.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
There's no one else in here.
Speaker 13 (11:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, what does the lady do?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
She's yeah, she's kind of I get a little bit
louder in the next one, but she kind of looks
up at me.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
I think she's like, she thinks I'm.
Speaker 11 (12:11):
Like video recording her, which thankfully I'm not my phone
setting down, it's just audio. But she keeps glancing up
at me and I'm not making eye contact with her.
But then you know, she looks down, so she's.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
She's plucking you right there, Oh yeah, recording.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
She's just like, yeah, I think, yeah, wrong, this ship.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Maybe she just thinks I'm going through it.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
So that one was pretty quiet because I'm still, you know,
warming up, and then she's not you know, she's glanced
at me.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
Twice, but she's not laughing, she's not making a face.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
So I'm like, does she hear me? And then so
they take off my old polish. I'm wearing the really
cute sandals that they give you back. Yeah, so if
y'all want to look at my they're super comfortable, right, yeah,
So she gets all the old polish off. I don't
know if this is how they do it, because I'm first,
first time patient, but they switch ladies on me.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I don't know if that's normal.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
That's never happened to me before.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
So I guess I maybe take lady I made her
a little uncomfortable. So a new girl comes in, and
this is when they're kind of like rubbing your legs,
like the sugar scrub right before they put you in,
you know, the soaking.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
So this is me with girl number two.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
All right, So girl number two come to this Morgan
at the nail salon.
Speaker 11 (13:35):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
There's no verbal response. Wow.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
And honestly, I thought the fact that me being in
an empty slim would be better.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
I think it made it worse.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Because than all the ployers can pay attention to.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Me and these two ladies, and they're probably like, oh
my god, she's a creep. I'm so nervous in here
just listening to.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Enough text coming in today. I'm getting bricked up on
would work? Listen to Morgan Damn for the guys here,
what was that? Do they use a drel to sand
your tone?
Speaker 10 (14:20):
It's like, I don't know what. It's literally like a
drill to It's like a little standard.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Dogs.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
It doesn't hurt it no. If they're doing it right,
you don't feel anything.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's super flying sap.
Speaker 11 (14:36):
So at this point I'm getting nervous, like, oh, you know,
I can't do this twice. This is the one and
done thing. I need to get louder so I can
actually get this content, you know I need. I need
them to either you know, commit to ignoring me or something.
So this third clip, I'm getting much louder. And this
is a request from Greg.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You're getting really into it?
Speaker 11 (14:57):
I have, Yeah, I'm getting really into it. I had
a lot of lines prepared in my head when I went.
Of course, when I got there, I couldn't remember anything.
Was your request for my fine jokes?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Can you refresh my memory?
Speaker 10 (15:08):
I told you it's a line that ministers all the time.
Oh yeah, that's the only line I could remember.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
So at the end of that one, you can kind
of hear her laughing finally laughing.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Yeah, and I like.
Speaker 15 (15:42):
That.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You're like sweating right now.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I'm sweating right now.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, I like that, And.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
Listening back to me, I was like, man, it's just
sounded sexier impossible.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
So she's laughing at this point, and I'm like, okay,
now we're getting going.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah right, got her, you cracked her.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
So this next one, I'm like, okay, let's commit finish strong,
let's go hard.
Speaker 16 (16:13):
Oh yeah, oh right there.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 16 (16:28):
I haven't been touched like this in a while.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Not a lady's dying.
Speaker 11 (16:33):
You can hear like a weaving dying, and the other
lady that works there's looking over like kind of smiling.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Are they talking about you another language?
Speaker 10 (16:43):
Honestly, they could have been.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I was like blacked out at that point.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
I was like so like focused on my mission.
Speaker 11 (16:54):
So I'm like, okay, getting towards the end, and it's
you know, almost maybe thirty minutes has gone by getting
nervous that a customer is going to commit.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
So I'm like, let's get this going right, so this
next time we.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Can finish already.
Speaker 10 (17:06):
Yeah, and I'm ready to finish.
Speaker 11 (17:09):
So I'm getting louder and louder, and then finally I
get her to crack and say something to me, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh.
Speaker 17 (17:19):
Ow do you no? No, No, it's okay, feels good.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Wow, hol you.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
To you?
Speaker 10 (17:37):
Oh wow do you no?
Speaker 17 (17:39):
No, No, it's okay, it feels good.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Rad it feels good, yelling, let's go to the back room.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Ye wait, I'm like breaking character around, laughing. Yeah, and thankfully,
like we're almost we're almost done getting these clips.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
How long is this experience?
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Probably forty five minutes? Oh god, care about an hour, hour,
a little longer. At this point, a customer comes in
sounds like crap. You know, it's me and this one
other customer.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
This is how a lot of movies start.
Speaker 10 (18:14):
So yeah, this is.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Today is a special.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
So now I have this, you know, stranger sitting two
seats across from me, about to get her toes worked on,
and I just lose it.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh yeah, I like that. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 17 (18:41):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, it's been a while.
Speaker 11 (18:59):
Right, Oh god, you do the great the hardest thing
I've done for this job.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Wow. See Now now I'm thinking, like we gotta send
Morgan to get a haircut. We got to my god.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, we said Morgan to the paint store, like preparing
the paint brand to the mechanic.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
I wasn't a sonic yesterday and I was like, this
might be a good place to do it.
Speaker 14 (19:25):
Skate right out to you.
Speaker 18 (19:26):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes. The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
All right, welcome back, and Greg Gory is going to
be our host for a round of Woodie Show Weakest Bank.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It's time.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Usually a little bit contentious, but usually well every once
in all.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We've had some peaceful rounds before, maybe one. I'm pre
calling this is peaceful, Oh babes.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
All right, Well we have brought we brought Morgan in
to participate in this round of Weakest Link. And just
like the TV show edition of Weakest Link, so Greg's
gonna have all these different questions. We're gonna go around
the room and we have sixty seconds to answer as
(20:27):
many questions as we can.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What's the goal, Greg, how many quos? Usually it's eight. Eight.
Now if we do eight, are you buying breakfast?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Okay, because that's usually how it works if you host, right,
that's true. I mean the chance of actually having to
buy breakfast pretty small.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I see every time I write these questions, which I
get from the actual show and some other sources, I
think they're too easy. And then the last time, you
guys thought they were too hard. But I think these
are basically middle of the road. Get eight and again,
chance is pretty slim. Greg will buy us dinner right now?
Speaker 11 (20:59):
We are.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Brenner Brennan party. Gregs oh yeah, it could be a
party of Greg to do that.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Let's do that. Let's do that than breakfast, right, yeah,
I do love breakfast for dinner. Well, he could do.
It's one of my favs. Okay, that makes the menu easy. Yeah,
just have a brandcake station. But yeah, it's gonna be
get like one of those waffle makers.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Yeah, the pre plates to the actual place that we
get you know, the setting and where they take them away,
don't actually use them.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh that's right. What do they call that? They call that?
Say that again? So like when you get to a restaurant,
there's already a plate at your setting, and they come around,
they take those plates because they're just for shows. Yeah,
before they start bringing out the other stuff. What's that call?
You don't eat it places like that, But I do
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Someday I want to have the just for show kitchen,
whether there's an actual kitchen behind it.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeslet's play the weakest link and we.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Are ready to the weakest link. Who would like the
first question? Because then it's not pike it randomly. You
can pick it right on Gray, pick a person. Let's go, Sammy,
That mate, Sammy. All right, you're gonna be the first one.
Woody show weakest link Sammy. In the nineteen ninety sitcom Rock,
what was Rock's profession.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Wrestler?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Garbage man? Menace? What city is home to the world's
tallest skyscraper Dubai?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Correct Morgan. What is the name of the currency used
in the game Fortnite?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Oh v Bucks?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Correct Woody. In twenty twenty three, Brendan Fraser won the
Oscar for Best Picture in What Movie Well? Correct? Sea
Bass Vodka and coffee Liqueur make what cocktail a black Russian?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Correct? Sammy? What animal is on the logo for Porsche
a bird herd? Menace?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
What is the opposite of synonym pronoun answonym?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Again?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Which NHL team won the Stanley Cups six times in
the nineteen seventies, The Kings, the Montreal Canadians Woody. In
the bureau world, what does ABV stand for alcohol by volume?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Correct? Sea bass? In the culinary world, what does MSG
stand for correct? Boom? God?
Speaker 10 (23:18):
He got that one?
Speaker 17 (23:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I think you got it.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Sammy's terrible wood and sea bass smoking it?
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Did we already at eight?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Well, we would have if Sammy had that wasn't eight?
That was? That was so many for us? That's that
seemed like one hundred. Yeah, it was too slow.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Well, serena medicinebody went like, uh.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
By the way, that play is called a charger that
charger plate, yeah, charge texts it charged the table up
for the.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Chargers are something that you put the plate plate on.
You can do that too, but it's like decoration.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Again.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I've also heard it used for that whatever the plate
is that sits there for the setting when you first
arrive that you never actually eat on, like the mini,
you sit down, they start taking all those plates away.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Charger plates are also called service plates, under plates, or chop.
There you go. I have a set of chargers. I
put the plates on top of you. It's like a
hard place. Man.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I'm a little embarrassed. I even knew that there was
a name for that. Couldn't come up with the name.
The fact that I even knew if there was a
name for those little embarrassed we win. I expect chargers plates,
not chargers. The football team A charger plate, A charger plate. Yeah,
all right, who gets voted off? We'll start with you, Morgan.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
I'm voting Sammy.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Sorry Sammy? All right, Sammy? Who gets your vote?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Menace?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Menace? Menace? Who get your vote? Sammy?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Uh Sea mass you know what it is, all right, Sammy,
lucky off.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You did quite a bit, no idea. Yeah, it doesn't mean.
It doesn't mean I enjoy I didn't think you get
the AVV but that was really Yeah, but I got
a beer drinker.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
No, but I'm alive, so you say all the time
like I'm in the world. Yeah, but that's a specific
sort of film.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So I'm impressed. All right, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Wow, We'll get ahead seas there, jeez, all right, what
a show we could slink round number.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Two, starting with menace? The capital of Vermont, Montpelier is
the only US capital city without what famous popular restaurant
uh Raisin Kines McDonald's morgan. Before he escaped and returned
to France, Napoleon had been exiled to what island?
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
God alcatraz Elba Woody. What athlete had a role as
co pilot in the comedy film Airplane.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
J. J.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Simpson kare Kareem abdul Jabbar Sea Bass? Which band played
at President Bill Clinton's first inauguration? Pearl jam Fleetwood Mac Menace?
What kind of advertisements were banned from TV in the
nineteen seventies? In nineteen seventy smoking? Correct cigarettes? Morgan? What
is the name of Donald Duck's sister, Daffy Duck Della
Duck Woody? What is the practice of growing a tiny
(25:57):
tree and a container called bonzi?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Correct? Sea Bass?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
In nineteen ninety seven, the Pathfinder spacecraft landed on what planet?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
W Mars?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Correct menace on the SNL. Where did Chris Farley's character
Matt Foley live by the river? Correct Morgan? In which
country would you find the city Geneva?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Japan.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Only six wrong that time, guys, six wrong. We got
six right the last time, six wrongs. We're getting two
enough question We got two ten questions, which is good,
but those are harder than the first.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Geneva. Come on, well, what's the one that you got wrong?
The band that played a Bill Clinton thinking about Tomorrow
brillion years old? Sorry? Wow?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The name of the Lone Rangers, Nephew's Horse? What movie
is that from?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Menace? I don't know? Christmas Story? Come on, man, come on,
come on? What he has only three movies?
Speaker 6 (26:56):
It's Christmas Story, Princess Bride and.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
To the Futures. There's four movies? There's four, all right?
Who gets voted out this round? Starry with U Sea Bass? Look?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I love having Morgan play, but that was atrocious. Yes
that was for three. Now, Morgan, you cannot vote for yourself,
So who would you vote for?
Speaker 10 (27:16):
I'll go Woody because you don't like playing.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh thanks man, so sweet? Yeah, Menace to get your vote.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
I'll say Woody as well. Then, because I want to
hear Morgan's answers.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh no, they're almost common.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I can't vote for myself. I'll vote for Sea Basters
for the hell of it, which means that Morgan, you
have two votes the weakest links.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Wait a time out?
Speaker 19 (27:44):
Yeah yeah I thought she had two votes? No you didna?
Yeah yeah yeah see. I shouldn't be in this game.
It's just more proof. Okay, all right, okay, okay, So
to refresh, what are You're out?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'm out? Okay? Oran is Sea Bass? Menace? Brain power?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Now I'm really feeling this this dinner party where breakfast
will be served at Gregg's.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Here we go around number three, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What song always plays each morning on the radio in
the movie Groundhouse Day?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
No, I've never seen it out I.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Got you, babe, Sea Bass? What is the Japanese name
for Japan nihon ne Pong?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Menace? What was the name of the boat in the
movie Jaws, the Big River Orca? Morgan? When they're trying
to warm up chameleons turn what color?
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Whatever color of what they're on?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Black? Sea Bass? Which TV alien came from the planet
melmac Mark? Alf Mark? Menace? What is glass mainly made
of sand? Correct? Morgan? And what city will you find
Pike Place Market?
Speaker 11 (28:45):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (28:46):
Seattle?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Correct SeaBASS.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got
is a line from what movie Raising Arizona? Correct, that's
my fifth movie, Menace Eiffel Tower or Statue of Liberty,
which is taller Eiffel Tower? Correct, Morgan. What does GPS
stand for?
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Man Generated Navigating System?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Global system? Sea bass?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
What is the name of David Bowie's Extra terrestrial glam
rock alter ego?
Speaker 12 (29:09):
That is.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Z startist ziggy Stardust that puts us over the top
with five dang meaning dinner party? Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Right, hell yeah, Well, I mean I have to say,
like that was that was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
There were a lot in there that I knew.
Speaker 10 (29:29):
I'm not a movie person.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
So our geographferences, geography the Seattle one, thank you very eyes.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
GPS, what is g P S ten? For the second one?
Is your system? Ad? What did you say?
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Navigation?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Navigation?
Speaker 10 (29:44):
What is it actually again?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Global Positioning System?
Speaker 10 (29:47):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Three that time? Just three before? Did you really get
that one wrong about Japan?
Speaker 6 (29:52):
I'm the best I Sidney Hoan, which I think might
actually mean Japan knees not. Would you say I was
well within the ballpark?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah? All right, Well that's how you play wood. You
show weakest link and everybody, well I'm hungry. Yeah, we
can do SeaBASS and menace if you want want to
do it one? Yeah, yes, yes, Let's go dinner at Gregs.
All right, yeah, this is for dinner at Greggs. He's
going first again. I think Sea Bess. That's right, all right,
(30:26):
here we go one last round for all the marbles.
Sea Bess.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Which are the following colors? Was not an original color
in a box of Crayola crayons black pink, orange or
purple black pink Menace? In Disney's Peter Pan in order
to fly, you need two things fairy dust and what
I'll call thinking happy Thuss Sea Bass?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
How's your pie? And what is the capital of Australia? Melbourne? Canberra? Menace?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What is the name of Ross's son on the TV
show Friends, Rocky Ben Sea Bass? In the movie Trading Places,
actor Eddie Murphy trades places with what other acting?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Correct? Menace? Which my the Beatles was deported from Japan
in the nineteen eighties for possessing marijuana McCartney, correct, Sea Bass?
What he says occupusts? But how many hearts does an
octopus have? Two? Three? Menace? What was the name of
the middle daughter in Full House?
Speaker 18 (31:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Stephanie, correct, SeaBASS. What is the name of the feeling
that you've experienced something before?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Come on, yesrrect menace? What is thirty six divided by
nine four? It doesn't count sea bass and medicine? What
are the letters E N T stand.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
For ohn T? Good question?
Speaker 6 (31:32):
This is the last question. We have some time to
know you don't.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Throaty and then you miss. So that's six free breakfast. Wow. Yeah,
we're almost there. Well, the first round is definitely our
best round. Yes, I know, I thought you. I mean
we were we were fired and all cylinders there were there. Yeah,
yeah for seeming well, Greg, someday for the offer my pleasure.
(31:58):
It was nice. We certainly didn't are it. I could
have offered up cars and can wood. You show weakest thing?
Who you adult? Baby? All right? What I had all
it's for you? Greg? Oh sweet, I thought about you.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
All right.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Greg is not a good flyer, like he's a very
nervous fly.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
In fact, there was I was just telling the story
the other day because somebody's like, well, a lot of
people don't like to fly.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I said, no, no, no, I said.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
There was one flight where Greg was sitting there white
knuckling the handrest or the arm rest, and every time
the slightest bump in targets have to go to the
point where the flight attendant had to come up and
move him because he was making other people uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
And I had to pick my thumb so much that
it was bleeding. It was like bleeding and screaming.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
And.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
You thought of medicating yourself.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
And still oh doesn't not to get him on the plane,
but like he's still freaking out. Anyway, Sonny, you died.
Flight from San Francisco to Boston got diverted. Passengers noticed
a wing coming apart. Oh god, the plane did land
safely in Denver. One of the passengers even posted a
video on Twitter, and he sounds exactly like you'd expect
(33:18):
someone in that situation to sound like, can you imagine
what that would be? Greg uh panicked, crying. Yeah, so
the wing's coming apart. Listen to this guy just about to.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Land in Denver with the wing coming apart on the plane,
name of Mark.
Speaker 20 (33:35):
We took off in San Francisco and we're just about
on the ground.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
He's so Greg be slathered. I mean, yeah, bar tears.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Well, grad your thumbs you have the freakouts because you
don't have your flying buddy, I I don't have menace
with me.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Blood from your thumbs, bar from your throat, poop from
your butt.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yep, your face is soaking wet from tears. Yeah. Why
did they wait until Denver? From San Francisco to Land?
I had an audible halfway through the country the Vegas.
I think the wing is falling apart. Okay, land on the.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
On the ground, like I'm guessing that's probably where they were.
They were going from San Francisco to Boston. They were
probably right by Denver and they just landed. Oh my god,
we pick an open field and land in it.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
We had this off air conversation and Greg, you know
what we're talking about, because you know, during the Super
Bowl there was like there were so many private jets
that you cann't land at the private airport anymore.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
We're trying to.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Figure out, like, Okay, where are the other jets gonna land?
And I's like, I think there's another runway somewhere, blah
blah blah. And I'm looking on a map and it's
all desert, and Sammy's like they could just land right
there on the desert, like on the just like on
the gravel.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
It's all wide open, and.
Speaker 15 (35:01):
It's just looking at me, going like I swear there's
another airport here, but I don't see one.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Like like looking at me.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
I thought he was going like where are they landing?
Speaker 15 (35:09):
So I was like, probably in a field somewhere, But
he was being like, tell me where the airport is?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Like an emergency situation of maybe you're not going to
land anywhere, just like a forty million dollar jet, they're
just going to land in the desert in a bunch
of cactuses.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Like what are you talking about, sage brush? Just I
don't think you just land anywhere. I'm a pilot.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I don't know you're special guests, but you're an adult's
breathing like a situation.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Sure, people try to land on the beach or they away,
of course, not going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Meanwhile, there was another flight out of New Mexico that
turned around and landed back in Albuquerque after some mahold tried.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
To open the emergency door. Yeah it was like another one. Yeah,
that never never works.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
These people they need zip ties for these people, they
do have ziptize.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Good. Yeah, I've seen those pictures for the flight attenders, and.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
There there's cages and zipiz some legal murder a thing
you get to pass.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, in the air.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
In the air, yeah, if you're going too crazy and
you're like trying to get in the cockpit or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Like I want to step on someone's throat until I
feel the ground beneath my shoe.
Speaker 11 (36:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I saw another plane video going around enough for you
just yesterday that this plane hit a weird pocket of
air and went over eight hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 20 (36:24):
It was.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And it was totally turbulent. People were screaming, it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I saw another one where it was like massive turbulence
and the planes dip in and kind of shimming left
and right and whatever, and people are like they're on
a world. They're going whoa, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Greg would die and you would be enjoying it. I
would like it to be none of that.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
There is an air of flight attendant on TikTok that
says that's the best time to be flying. Like pretend
there's like a marshmallow and it's in jello. The air
is pushing it up and down. You will not fall,
according to her, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah, take it from the ladies serving peanuts. That's the
good one.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
I used to poop next to my mother's bed because
that wasn't a good I don't know communicators.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
The Woody Show creating awkward moments beeen uber drivers and
their customers.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Is twenty fourteen that show We're going to be right back?
They show'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
I feel like I was easily persuaded, persuade, persuaded. Well,
we are into another new hour. I'm what of you?
That is Greg Gord? You menace is here?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Good morning? Minute? What is our Boddy Sea Bass, good
morning to you. Sammy's here, honey.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you
can't hit us up with the text over to two
two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
It's been a minute.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
But we have to introduce you to another Woodies show
freak of the week.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
We don't have to. We get to.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, we get to that's what. Yeah, so Greg says,
all's right, Yeah, it's gonna be an honor. Yeah, so
Sea Bass will introduce us to them. I'm not even
sure if it's a he she? What is what their?
What makes him the freak?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
We'll find out. Hey, I did want to bring up
there's an update. This mom in Ohio, her name is Lee.
She has been just producing too much breast milk for
her newborn son and she doesn't want all that liquid
gold to go to waste. And so what she's doing,
she's making popsicles out of it. And she's tried other
things like making smoothies or soaps, even butter, but this
(38:29):
was the winner. And she says her kids and her
husband love the popsicles.
Speaker 18 (38:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Right, I fully disagree with this lady. However, I could
see my mom doing this, sister.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Not not today my mom, but I'm back in the
day your mom. Yeah. Do you see your dad trying it?
I could see. No, I will give him credit. He doesn't.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
He tolerates my mom Shannigan's that he is not an
active participant. I can see him like because you know,
like doing a you know, trying once just for fund
zones and like not to piss her off. But yeah,
I guess he definitely her off her.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
So her husband thinks the milk is sweet, and she
was also curie enough to you're curious enough to taste,
and she says I'll stop making them when my kids
and my husband stop eating them.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
So Greg and I know a story about a former
coworker of ours, Julian, and she just recently had a baby,
and yeah, they always joked that she has five kids,
but she only has three. And she was just recently
in Mexico and her pump broke, so she breast pump
(39:45):
and she was full, and then she realized that it
kind of like shot out a lot.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
So she's at.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
The bar and then she was drunk, of course, and
just starts letting it shoot out everywhere, and like random's.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Were running up up in drinking it. No. Yeah, oh
we have the video random putting her random dudes and chicks. Yeah,
they're all and she's just like the braying everybody. Yeah,
like she had like a square gun.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
And in this one video you think, oh, there's some
sort of emergency at their table because some dude is
running from afar and no, he came to run to
lean back and open.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
So they weren't like putting their mouth on her. They
were like five ft away. Yeah, so gross. Everybody was
asking to do it.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
Yeah, look if I'm drunk at a bar in Mexico
I'm joining in.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Was her husband who we know, he was listening. Yeah,
she was with her friends and yeah, okay, so her
baby was there. I'm guessing too.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
No, okay, this is a trip because I learned that
you do get alcohol in your breast milk when you drink. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, yeah, well she expelled it all. Yeah, pump and dump. Yeah,
I mean at the bar.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
When you see the video, you'll be like, is there
any left?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I know it was crazy. So she just had her
cans out.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, it wasn't like through her shirt.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
No, it's not Julianne very thin tank yah yeah everything.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
I mean, I had the video she sent it.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Julianne's the same person, by the way, who when we
we had a fire droll one time here at the
radio station and everybody had to go outside, walk outside
away from the building and there's like an overpass where
they take everybody down over the overpass and you look
down there's there's the highway right like all these lanes
of traffic are going by, and as they're going by,
she's flashing.
Speaker 8 (41:42):
Everybody the work fire drill.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah. Yeah, she's she's the funniest. Look Wait, I don't
see her I can't wait. No, there's people running up
up there.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, these are the people running out. Here we go
and then oh god.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
It goes every Oh my god. Okay, and that it's
today's rad I believe it's still going.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
By the way, she's got her left one out and
she's got her right hand on it, just spraying.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Wow. There's there's a shot guy with his whistle.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
And by the way, she did this as a celebration
on her fortieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
That was a video. And there's another one. This is
when the ways started coming up. She got a right
one out and left out. Yeah, the right ones for
the ladies.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
Yeah, from the tap o.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah again at bar in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
This is the fortieth birthday. Yeah, this is where you do.
That's yeah, what do you show? Freak of the week?
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Damn Julianne on Instagram and that wasn't She's not that
she didn't win, she just honorable mention.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Anyway, so we'll have the official excuse me, freak of
the week. That's a Jesus the craziest set your lighting,
puba canvas everywhere.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I forgot about that guy.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
I think we could get him on the show regularly.
Because he appears to be a media whore. Oh yeah,
he loves the media, dude, loves the media. Specialty is
you know, activism and blah blah blah. But surely get
him to talk about pretty much anything I have.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, sell Latin pubay a welcome back to the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
What do you know we cannot post the video of
Julian sporting people at the bar. No, yeah, it's time
for the Woody Show Freak of the Week and Sea
Bass has somebody He's going to introduce us here too,
And uh, these people are real life people.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
These are the people who are.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Maybe I don't know what they do for a living,
you know what I mean, Like this could just be
like their little their little side gig. Maybe they're the
ones helping you at the grocery store. Maybe they're the
nice person that works at your kids' school. You don't
know we are? Yeah, all right, so freaking the week?
Who is this Sea Bats?
Speaker 6 (43:57):
Well, we're gonna start off with actually, if you don't
mind switching out our music, would he like? I pulled
a song from one Admiral Levigne that I'm sure no
one in this room was actually heard. Do you know
she had a song called Mercury in retrograde?
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
This wasn't a big hit. I know we had now
had a new interest on for Sammy.
Speaker 15 (44:31):
Did you bring this up because you know mercury is
in retrograde.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I didn't want to.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
I didn't want to scare anybody, Sammy, but we currently
gregs be careful as we saw, mercury is in retrograde.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
So that's why my phone is acting off. Yes, yeah,
yeah we are.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
We just about out of the woods on the whole
eclipse effect, like you.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
That that last six months. Yeah, but mercury retrograde is
not all bad.
Speaker 15 (44:57):
You guys what Yeah, everyone says it like a it's
all bad.
Speaker 8 (45:00):
But you know, people come back from the past.
Speaker 15 (45:02):
You can find things that you lost, Things will come
back to you during the week.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
I bring this up because I found I was just
looking around this guy has an astrology fetish. Well he
uses it again, That's what I thought to like, how
do you use astrology as well?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
This could be the guy Sammy? Right, So.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
This is Omar and actually he blends astrology into his
other fetish. And I'll have you know what he did
an interview, and I'll have the guy who interviewed him
tell us what's going on with Omar.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
And now it's my great pleasure to introduce Omar to
the show. Omar is on the podcast today to discuss
the potential intersection between fetishism and astrology. It's an enlightening episode.
So let's jump right into the fart fetish podcasts.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
I believe we may have had them. He's he's been
going strong. He's a he has a good podcast. You
could tell the sound is pretty deep. He's a professional presenter.
So Omar, yes, he loves farts and he loves astrology.
And Greg, you'll be glad. Omar went right into your
question is how do you become How do you realize
you have actually obsessed with farts? And it was back
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in Omar's.
Speaker 20 (46:15):
Childhood, growing up with wrestling and rough housing with my stepbrother.
Wrestling moves were became, I guess, like an opportunity to
fight on me.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
So that's how I got into it. Interesting.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Interesting, interesting, Wait, so your stepbrother is farting on you
and then you think that's hot, yeah, and it becomes
a sexual.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Actually, actually, man, it was more than just that. As
a child. Oh okay.
Speaker 20 (46:37):
Actually the first time I experienced it was at daycare
and like nap time or something, and somebody had farted
and I somehow like ended up like being near like
near the person, like our cops were right next to
each other, and I was like trying to smell it,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
And then there was just.
Speaker 20 (46:51):
This friend I had that was like a really talented
fart I let's say, because they could like fully do
it on blast and they were just doing like I
remember having a playdate with them and that was like
in my small apartment with my mom just there they
were just like farting next to my head and like
I know that my mom could hear this is going on,
and she didn't stop with.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Wow, I'm not satisfied with the answer. It doesn't mean
it it turns sexual.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, Like I was the exactly. Yeah, you know the
water balloon fights as a kid. Does that mean you're
attracted to balloons?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah? I don't know. I cut one.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
I cut one the other day that I could feel
was like really it was silent, but it was like
really warm and just kind of you feel like kind
of like uh, not heavy, but you know what I
mean like yeah, yeah, yeah, so you walk in front
of your no, so like so no, I was laying
in bed and so I cut it and then I'm
laying there and I didn't smell anything.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'm like, wait a minute, that had to stunk, right,
So you didn't do the up down, uptown and uptown with.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I was already on top of the cover, so I
cupped my hand like I'm doing like the freestyle, you know, swimming,
and I just kind of like try to and because
it was so heavy, because I'm like, there's no way
that didn't smell.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
It's like the hot ones are the worst.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
It's like when you see like they have like a
click a swamp gas, it'll just kind of site.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
That's exactly right, that's exactly what. Yeah, dude, I was
in the room by myself, so grossed myself. When a
chef goes up to a pot and just kind of it.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, disgusting. Okay, so that's how you're gross. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
That's how Omar's fart fetish works quote unquote. But now again, astrology,
what's going on here? Well here he says that he
got into astrology, obviously not as a child, but once
he got into astrology, he figured out how it fully
explained his fart fetish.
Speaker 20 (48:35):
When I found astrology, like and I found that as
soon as I was born. This is already kind of written.
I think this was like with Venus and Urinus. But
the aspect says you certainly cannot handle being smothered or
tied down any way except maybe in the bed.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
So like definitely like something I experienced. Okay, all right, here's.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Here's a question. How are you in the fart fetishes?
And you're calling it uranus.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Getting some people do? So he used to your planet
getting people menace.
Speaker 6 (49:09):
I think he doesn't say you're in because he doesn't
want it to be, you know, seen as a joke.
That's serious astrology. So he just said a word there
which I had never heard. But he said his aspect
in astrology, Sammy, what does that mean? I just looked
it up thanks to a I Okay, she knows the
aspects and astrology is the angular relationship between planets and
other points on a birth chart.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Oh, your aspect ratio.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
So like, I guess when you look at an astrology chart,
you look at where you're born, and then you draw
lines and stuff. Between the other astrology astrological sign right.
Speaker 8 (49:41):
It's how many degrees?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh yeah, and this is all nonsense.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
Yeah, but what he read his there was some joke
about getting tied down except in the bed, and he's like, well, oh,
I like getting smothered and fwarted on.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Therefore astrology. Yeah, okay, so weird the show freak of
the week.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
All right, talking to Omar again Fart Fetish Podcast. Now
you might think, okay, this guy is just a complete
weirdo and a dork and so on and so forth,
but no, no, no, he's actually otherwise relatively normal.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
What is your feeling towards uh uh, gender and farts?
Speaker 20 (50:13):
Like, in terms of like relationships, I'm like a straight males,
but like I have like friendships with guys who do
this without us at being anything else. So that's kind
of my relationship to it.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
It's awesome, that's really cool. It's like just bros getting
together farting on each other. That doesn't have to be sexual.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
You guys, you want to come over and just farting
each other straight, but let's not get you let's together.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
In fact, he has Omar the fart guy has a girlfriend's.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
No, I just feel bad, Like when when other guys
hear this who desperately want a relationship and they're like,
all right, this guy's got a girlfriend. And meanwhile, I'm
here in the wind trying, like I'm out here with nobody.
I can't find anybody to date me. This is blown
me loser. Meanwhile, omar here the fart guy. He's got
a girlfriend, and how he broke that down?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Boy?
Speaker 20 (51:06):
I told her because like I kind of figured since
her like brother was like a not just fart, that
she would kind of like understand. Once I admitted it
to her, she kind of like did it for me, like,
but she was still stry about it at first. So
I'm glad she was open to it, like after she
found out, but before she was like she was resistance
to like doing it around me, even though she would
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tell me that she would have to interesting.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
It's interesting. It's always interesting. That's interesting, interesting, interesting.
Speaker 6 (51:37):
Yeah, So yeah, I love the like the girlfriend to
pretend to be in it for him.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh yeah, it's kind of something you would just keep
to yourself, I would think.
Speaker 8 (51:47):
So if he needs to get together with his friends exactly.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
If you dates Greg that kind of learned to live
with it, or learn to if somebody farts around you
that you like it, Okay, then just keep that to yourself.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Find a brand you like, and only like, uh, you know,
investing the time of that one person. Like, oh man,
this person smells really good. I like how they smell
like the inside of a pumpkin, you know, when they
come love you.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I know, I pumpkin fart all the time. I have
this guy interview.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Should ask the question like, okay, when you guys get together,
like what's the the meal prep? Like, you know, what
are the appetite.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Taco bill again? Yes? Ord or two?
Speaker 16 (52:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Greg?
Speaker 6 (52:27):
That sort of attitude shameful. What if I told young
Greg Gory is a you know, twenty one year old
college student. You know what, if you're into men, just
keep that to yourself. Don't tell anybody it's true.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
But I'm not saying why your authentic self. I'm not
saying what I'm proud due to these men publicly.
Speaker 6 (52:43):
Yeah, freak of the week now, Greg, Yes, this is again.
You can keep this quiet, this fart fetish stuff, or
if you express it, it can actually take your relationship
to the next level.
Speaker 20 (52:54):
Oh it kind of like just binds me more it
makes my relationship have a stronger bond, like I would
have a stronger bond to somebody being able to have them.
A fart for me is more intimate than I think
anything else.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
It's really the glue.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Yeah, but that is what really gets We had five kids.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
But it wasn't until right, yeah, until now we're intimate.
Speaker 6 (53:25):
Okay. So that is Omar from the podcast and astrology podcasts.
And Omar gave us one thing. He gave me a
bunch of tips about like because where does he go
online to watch fart porn? And he said one of
the girls he likes, her name is Kelly Shamrock, and
she does like these fantasy role play videos. So I
went to her Twitter and this one she's pretending to
be a plumber that showed up to investigate the sink
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in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah, of course, because it is probably puked in there.
Here's what she found, all right, a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Let me check it out.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
It looks like he got a hole through your floor
and it might be a bullfrog or something down there
making all that noise.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Can you hear it.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Now? I think they had to add those sounds in
post or did you that Gassie like ready to go,
Like she's like, all right, guys, you ready to roll,
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
It's like I can do this on the right. That's
Kelly Shamrocks.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
What a show, freaking a week everybody, And the song
for Samon and a new song for Sammary Sammy Avril
Avine Mercury in retrograde.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
It does have like a song she would be in.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, yeah, it does that sound does yeah. Yeah, this
is this is the soundtrack for any movie that ever had,
like High School Shoers and like us.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
All that never been Yeah, yeah, your book is the
Woodie Show.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
I think Sammy spent the entire commercial break arguing with
us about how she would never like a song that
sounds like that, like that that the sound of that
aver Loon song, which is a total I don't like
it like pop play.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Okay, okay, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
I'm just gonna throw this out there, like if I
had forget what we already talked about, if I had said,
I'm gonna play this little clip of this song, and
I want everybody to tell me who in this room
is most likely to love this song? Yeah, and to
be like, who would you guess. Would you guess Woodie,
Greg Benis, Sea Bass or Sammy you.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Would get it would be system would break, Yeah, most.
Speaker 8 (55:41):
Likely in this room.
Speaker 15 (55:43):
Yes, but I don't like this song, like, not even
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Do you like Atha Leavine in general?
Speaker 15 (55:48):
I liked I did kind of like skater Boy and complicated.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Okay, so what's like that? I'm gonna ask you? Do
you like Ashley Simpson? Do you like Hillary Duff? Do
you like Jessica Simpson? Like that's all in that realm.
Speaker 8 (56:02):
That's what I'm saying. Like, I couldn't even name really
any of their songs.
Speaker 15 (56:05):
I do remember listening to Hillary Duff when I was
in high school.
Speaker 10 (56:10):
I couldn't.
Speaker 8 (56:10):
I don't know Ashley Simpson songs.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Well, she only has like one in Jessica.
Speaker 15 (56:14):
Simpson, I don't remember. I think she had like one
hit that I listened to.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Psychologists at Lundon University found that people who believe in
astrology tend to be less intelligent and more narcissistic, According
to a study published in the Journal of Personality and
Individual Differences.
Speaker 6 (56:31):
More narcissistic, well, it's literally it's the study of how
is the universe about me?
Speaker 3 (56:36):
They recruited two hundred and sixty four English speaking adults
using questionnaires and tests, finding that those who believed in
astrology scored higher on narcissistic traits and lower on IQ tests.
The study suggests that astrology believers are more self focused
and see themselves as special, yet tend to have lower intelligence.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
This is who you want to associate yourself with.
Speaker 15 (57:01):
You guys, are the ones saying this the study?
Speaker 10 (57:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (57:06):
No, I don't believe that, do you guys think?
Speaker 15 (57:07):
Okay, if we had the people texting right now about
who the most narcissistic person in this room is, who
do you think they're saying?
Speaker 6 (57:15):
Okay, that's that's probably I get the answer on that one.
The point being, though, that's not what the study says.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
Science people who are into astrology, Right, But Sammy doesn't
come off as narcissistic, Yeah, at least on the air. Yeah,
we know how she lives.
Speaker 6 (57:32):
Your life, do you?
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Aren't you like pushing kids out of the way on
the sidewalk and you're walking your dog?
Speaker 1 (57:41):
And will I do that? Yeah? Here comes Sammy.
Speaker 3 (57:46):
Everybody, look out, not gonna for your car, all right,
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows
next hang up or what he show show up next?
(58:07):
And we are into another new hour, Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct World.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Mom, Woody, that's Greg Gorey, Good morning minute, Good morning
to you. Good morning Woody.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
There is sea Best, Sammy Bort, Caroline. We've got Morgan,
We've got von phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody, and it's up
of the text over to two two nine eight seven.
A couple of things coming up for you this hour.
We're gonna do the Craigslist prices right, which we've done
a number of times.
Speaker 1 (58:38):
This is the dark Web edition. We talked about this.
Speaker 3 (58:41):
I don't even know, and someone's gonna have to explain
because I know Morgan ended up going and finding a lot.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
Of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, and maybe i'll maybe we don't even talk about
how to access the dark Web on the radio.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
I don't know. Yeah, it's impossible to find out, believe
it or not.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
I want to, Like, you know, people go, well, if
a terrorists really wanted to get us all of it
have to do, and they lay out the plants, like
maybe we'll vocalize it and put it out there.
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Yeah. True, we'll know that the dark web exists.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Maybe we don't give a step by step on how
you find it, but we have some of the items
that are being sold on the dark web. And now
we'll play around with the Craigslist prices right with that
code up.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
Later on in the hour.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Now. One of the the websites that it's really blown
up over the last couple of years is Temu.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yeah it has. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (59:22):
Timu started in twenty twenty two, and they're blaming a
lot of the closures of the discount stores on Temu,
like our big lots and our dollar stores and all that.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
Kind of Stuff's all crap, right, well, everything has like
cheap garbage. No, I'm asking the questions.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
Yeah, it's not name brand stuff. It's very well, I'm
not name brand. I think what he's saying is it's literal.
Speaker 3 (59:45):
Quality and its fall apart in three seconds, right, disposable
disposable stuff.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah, you can find anything and everything on tim I
know that, but then how long does it last? Like
you get it and then it's like what done?
Speaker 5 (59:58):
And I don't know because we can I mean, well,
you can find sex toys on there. You can get
e bikes like usual like e bikes that you would
see in a store for like two grand, you can
get for four hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
So it just kind of burn your house down, like
you plug it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, the minute you plug it in the charge, the
next thing you know, you got a fire that even
the fire department can't put out.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
That's white hot.
Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
I'm curious how this stuff even is physically able to
be produced at these prices.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Yeah, that's like, well, we'll check this out.
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Because there was a story just recently how deor the
you know, fashion Cody they have handbags like they sell
for twenty seven hundred bucks. Yeah, and they went through
a lawsuit and it says that they're actually.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Made like twenty five bucks. No, yeah, fifty seven dollars. Okay,
I think Italy was suing them or something in the
country of Italy.
Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Yeah, so they had to disclose like how much it
actually costs to make these bags.
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
And they spend a billion dollars on the Super Bowl
this past Super Bowl that you're not de or but
tea move They were spending a ton of money. Every
other ad seem like it was a team move out. Yeah,
Like how much does stuff actually cost?
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Or produce. I do not know.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
But what TIMU does is like cut out the middleman
and directly from the manufacturer whoever's making this stuff is
shipping it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Yes, listen to a podcast that kind of explains their
supply chain. It's it's different because they like, the manufacturer
won't make let's say fill in the blank and e
bike until TIMU gives them, you know, a thousand orders,
and then they say, oh, I can make we can
make this many thousands, and like when it's the saying,
well ship but directly from our factory.
Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
There's no tam warehouse like that would be for an Amazon.
Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
And they also I think they have some kind of
deal where they're skirting international tariff laws too or poky,
So they're like that's another part of the discount is
they're not exactly claiming things necessarily that there's some there's
some built in thing a few years ago that gives
him access around those.
Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I've never bought anything from Timu any t MoU shoppers
in here, I have not. Morgan, have you ever used TMU?
Speaker 10 (01:01:46):
No, I haven't, but my mom loves it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, what kind of stuff does she buy?
Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
She's bought a few things for like the parties. Yes,
maybe sex toys.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I'm your problem. They have that on there by the way,
Yes they have everything. Why would you buy anything on there?
They're gonna put it in your body?
Speaker 10 (01:02:01):
Good point, but no, the clothing is terribly made. She says,
you can wear it one night for you know, an event,
and then done.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
They battle a she in, which is another discount. Yeah. Spot.
Now the downfall I heard about is it takes a
long time to get to you now right.
Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Well, I think that has changed because I was just
about to tell Sea Bass is you know I just
recently went on t MoU to buy some items, and
they actually have set up some warehouses so they can
get you stuff within a week. But that was when
it first launched. That was the kind of something like
three weeks before he got something.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Well, menus did buy something just to just to so
we can all see how it all works. Medice's t
MoU review, And what did you buy? You said, he
bought a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I thought of some people on the show. So okay,
first I bought Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
I bought you a massager that was nineteen dollars and
eight cents. Now, if you want to go ahead and
open that up.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Set up. Now.
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
The problem is I thought it was like rechargeable, but
you actually have to plug it in.
Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
I'm not buying anything from that goes into my wall
out because that's again house burned down. Right, So it's
one of those like it's like a neck pillow, but's
got those built in little nodes that rotate team.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
It was good for teachers because usually we have to
use our own money to pay for the stuff in
our classroom.
Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
Oh yeah, like pencils and stuffer.
Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
So and then I thought of Woody, and I bought
this sound machine because he likes to sleep with sound machines. Yeah,
and I so I opened it up and I immediately
broke the top of it. I thought you had to.
I thought you had to turn it to make different sounds.
But it's actually pretty cool. So oh it still works,
Yeah it does. What was the thing you broke off?
What does that do?
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
It was just for shell okay, ocean stream rain or fire.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah okay, yeah that was like podcasts to do the
same thing.
Speaker 11 (01:03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Oh apps, right now, I can't turn it off. Oh
you can't turn it off? Oh damn, I can't like
sh it turned off. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
I'm looking right now. I'm seeing a hood. It's like
the Ramen. It's you know, like the Ramen cover. Yeah,
but it says instead of ram and it's weed flavors.
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
So and then for Sammy, I found this oven mitt
that's a mouse because.
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
She loves that house. Oh yeah, it's so cute.
Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Gripper Yeah, Glenn Powe, Yeah, ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
That does look like something you would buy.
Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
It is super cuteps cute and when so you're grabbing
your cookies out of the ye little mouse.
Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
This thing, this other thing that I bought because you know,
we like to talk about the office toilet all the time.
I thought we should like juice it up or like
you know, I don't know, make it, put some flair
on it. You can make your toilet look like a
disco light.
Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Oh cool. And that was only four dollars and forty eight.
So this is a light that clips under your bowl. Yeah,
and then it kind of projects a disco pattern.
Speaker 8 (01:04:50):
Yeah, to rave while you're going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Because I sent it to you directly, I posted something
that maybe you would want to buy. It's like a
rear view mirror for your toilet lid.
Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Right, it goes so when you left your twilet up,
there's a little revier like where you the lower back.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
So when you look back, Greg, you get a nice
clear shot of your butthole of actually, so you can
see if you're like really cleaning up well enough.
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Taking a trot that Greg? How's your neck massage? It's
kind of legit. Really, it's actually nice and it's super simple.
You just hit the on off button. Are you supposed
to lay on the ground with that thing?
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I would imagine that we're supposed to do, not supposed
to hold it like hold like.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
A thing a strap on the back that you put
on your chair.
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Yeah, or here, lay down on the ground, Greg, and
give us some review.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Lay on it. This is the tu review.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Somebody did say their mom's sister, stepmom, numerous other aunts
have gotten their credit card info stolen.
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Yeah, because I think what.
Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
They do is because they're you know, old people on Facebook.
There are like some like counterfeit websites that make it
look like close and then they put it in there.
Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
See.
Speaker 15 (01:05:53):
That's why I've never used tu is because that's what
I heard. They were stealing information, so to not use it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Greg. You know, lying down is not as good as
just grab.
Speaker 18 (01:06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah, it goes a little too high, kind of goes
to the back of your skull, all right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
I also bought a light switch that is an actual
light that's pretty light. Yeah, that's pretty like stick that somewhere. Yeah,
it's like those old tap lights.
Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
They have like a little storage area you can just
attached out to the wall. It looks like a like
a wall. Play with the light switch and you just
flip it and like like an led light comes on.
That cost three dollars. How can I get an electric
bike out the word? Would you say three some four
hundred bucks? But yet that light switch cost that much.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
But I get three dollars and that includes everything that's
from China to your door for three dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
I know how.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Yeah, the texter does say seven one six says teamus
garbage from China and its purpose is for the Chinese
to collect personal data.
Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Okay, yeah, notthing like that. Have no other ways to
do it. They have TikTok and now they have Team
but like a personal data so they like menace likes
light switches and okay, with that nine for nine.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
We went camping recently and we bought a ton of
stuff from TIMU. Very hit or missed. None were in
the middle. It was like a great buy or basically
just broke right away.
Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Now here's another thing I don't know if I'm sure
should do in the studio, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
Bubble guns are very popular on social media. And this
one has thirty six different areas to shoot out bubbles.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Okay, this one was. The bubble gun was three dollars
and fifty six.
Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I see those people with the kiosks at the mall.
They used the bubbles to get people's attention as they're
walking by.
Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Well that's all that's here, are goes. Oh wow, they're
still in bubbles all right? Cool. Wow. The thing that
I found though, joined plastic dolphins. I found out that
SMU actually has food on it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Oh, really have arsenic in sofar down to chips.
Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
These are pizza potato chips.
Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Now they actually you know the bag, yeah, it says
calb piece of potato.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Chips and uh.
Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Unfortunately on TIMU the food items are actually pretty expensive
because they sell them in bulk and then so you
can't get them like individually.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
So the.
Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Five pack alread gave him away to some little kids,
but us is nineteen.
Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
But also another thing that I found when I clicked
on this that you can buy this stuff and installments
like on a firm and after pay. So if I
wanted to buy these pizza chips, I only had to
pay four dollars and niney nine cents that day.
Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Oh well, that's when you know you've really made it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Yeah, you're buying like a sock, all right, you're buying
chips on timu on basically like a layaway plant for
financing it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Dude, those are a plus. They are. That is so good.
Tastes way better than the smells. Yeah, that is really good.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Well great, now you guys are just implanted chips in
yourself and the track.
Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
That's right way to go.
Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
So the most expensive item that I did buy, and
I don't know if you're a venturous to try this,
but there are like butter sticks, so forty one ninety
nine eighteen pack. I think they're just sticks of butter that.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Are forty one dollars for butter. Yeah, freeze dried butter. Yeah, well,
so what is it though, I mean they look like
I don't really know. Can you read this Chinese ingredients?
Can you read it? Joaga Rico butter flavored potato snack. Okay,
so it's potatoes, yeah, excruded potato. Oh really, butter baby
(01:09:37):
has a butter flavored because it looks like French fries butter.
I think it's just butter sticks. It's butter. Ignore the
potato party.
Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
It's just yeah, there's no okay, yeah, it's just a
potato stack. They're probably just buttery, right, very crispy, okay,
very hard.
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Oh that's not good. Yeah, almost great, though this doesn't
tast like much.
Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
It doesn't take anything grow.
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Right, this devoid of flavor yet the most expensive item, yeah,
that's weird. Forty one bucks for how many for an
eighteen pack of garbage?
Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
That's terrible.
Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
It has a very buttery after taste though, well.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
There's there's menaces TMU review. Yeah guys with food who
do Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Who knew that? Terrible? Yeah? And I got the items
pretty quick.
Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
And also they have this weird thing that every time
you go on the website you got to spin for coupons.
So I actually got everything for under one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
A yeah, it's a game.
Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
It's not for those of you who have bought stuff
on on timu. What's the best thing you bought on team.
Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Show? All right, so what's cool that you bought on.
Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
T mud say they bought a eight function high pressure
shower head.
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Absolutely love it was ten bucks. Really, that seems like
something that would break after one years. I shopped TMU frequently.
Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
I bought four Ladies tops and absolutely love them. Also
got plenty of plant items that I use. So Greg,
you're always talking about how expensive fake houseplants are.
Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
See that is a multi quadrilliony.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Here you go, see best says. I also buy many
of my essential oils there as well.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
I'm not even joking that it is not a good idea.
So many supplements and.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Things like that have all kinds of crapit. I don't
know about seven oh two.
Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
I got a talking cactus for my grandson. It's five bucks,
still works great.
Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Where did it go moved to get stolen? I think
it got moved.
Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
T shirts on Timu are not that bad, surprisingly good quality.
Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
And fit to size.
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Okay, so we said they bought a two pack of
black light flashlights for a dollar seventy five you usually
would have paid ten bucks going to a store. Got
a hoodie for my gear shift, so it looks like
a little dude.
Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I see you put it on the Okay, it's like
a golf club cover. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
That was two dollars and fifteen cents. Just a four
pack of LED lights that you plug into a USB
port of your car for extra ambient lighting noise. You
look like, yeah, yeah, you see the the lifts and
the ubers that that do that too.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah. I was in a Halloween scene one time. Orange
lights all around. This one says I ordered place mats
for every holiday. They're amazing trash class.
Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
I like.
Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Seeing.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
This is why all these discount stores are going out
of business, because.
Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
This is all the kind of stuff you would go
to the dollar store for us. Another text says I
bought wireless headphones that look like air pods. They work
so well. I bought them for five bucks and they
look and feel like air pods. I was honestly amazed.
Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Well, if you want to win some stuff, this will
be for the bargain price of free. We have a
dumb ass contest coming up for you next. It's the
Dark Web edition of the Craigslist Price is Right.
Speaker 17 (01:12:55):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
So if you want to play, phones are open eight
seven seven forty four or Woody. It's eight seven seven
forty four Woody, same as the regular Craigslist Price is Right,
but instead of you know, getting the items off of Craigslist,
we had Morgan go on the dark Web and find
items that are being sold there. Again, I've heard the
dark Web. I know what it is. I don't know
how you access.
Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
That or hopefully from my work computers.
Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yeah, it's like darkweb dot com I mean, but anyway,
Morgan did it. She had the help of a few
people of like, you know, navigating there. But that will
be next. If you want to play eight seven seven
forty four Wooding.
Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Sure, all right, well.
Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Let's uh, let's play and win some stuff. You got
a dumb ass contest ready to go. Here for you
and our dumb ass contest today is the Clist.
Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Price is Right?
Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Yeah, Craigslist Price is right. This is the Dark Web edition.
Now you've heard about the dark Web, seemest, do you
want to explain it more?
Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Which is kind of like it's basically it's a it's
it's the real web, just have to Basically, there's a
few layers to get there.
Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
You're you're signing onto a server which signs on to
another server. So to keep things hidden because it's the
nefarious stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
Yeah, I kound of you don't want people to know
who you are where you are buying, you know, drugs
and people and things like that, bu leg movies.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Let's just say you're in the market for people body
even bought, not a whole person, body parts.
Speaker 12 (01:14:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Yeah, you would go need a liver.
Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Yeah, all right, So it's gonna work the same way
that other other Craigslist prices, right, games work. I have
the things that Morgan has found. Now, Morgan, when you
were digging through there, were you surprised about what, you know,
what you could find.
Speaker 11 (01:14:35):
And not really because I just assumed you could find
anything on there. I think I was on the team
side of the.
Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Dark, the team you're on the gray web.
Speaker 10 (01:14:44):
That was in the shallow end, the deep end.
Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
All right, well we have these items here. I'm going
to tell you a little bit about the item. I'll
ask somebody here in the studio to give me a
bit on how much they think that item is being
sold for on the dark web. And then you on
the phone just have to guess is the actual price
higher or lower than the bid that was given here
in the studio. And if you can do that, you're
gonna be the one. We're all right, dark web edition
(01:15:09):
of the Craigslist price is right. And uh, let's go
to our first contestants, say hello to Christy.
Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Hey, good morning, Christy, Christy, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
All right, so let's play and the first item that
we have here, let's go with. Let's go with Greg
on this fukay, okay, all right, force sale in the
dark web. It's a stolen and cloned credit card. Oh,
this is a USA Visa credit card with a balance
of two thousand dollars. It's an actual credit card that
has been cloned from a stolen card. Every card is
(01:15:40):
written by a high quality writer and comes with a
working pin. Every card is verified for funds and validity
before shipment.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
They work worldwide. Oh now, how much for this stolen
and cloned credit card? Off? That's terrible? All to go
for it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
It's got a two thousand dollar balance, So I think
they would think that you're getting a deal if you've paid.
Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
No. I think it's the balance on the car. I'm
not sure how much available credit line? Yeah, what balance is?
Two thousand dollars. I would ever buy because.
Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
I was figured to be canceled almost instantly. I would
think that with any of these things.
Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Oh it's cloned, like Clone working one. They don't even
know it's cloned.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I see. So don't use it on a chip reader though.
Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Oh wow, okay, I you know what, I'll say, five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
I have five hundred bills.
Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
All right, Christy, do you think the actual dark Web
price is higher or lower? Well, first of.
Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
All, on Team Who, it's a lot cheaper than that
Mega cheaper. I'm gonna I think a little bit higher. Higher.
Actual dark Web price is only ninety dollars your favorite store. Yeah, yeah,
just get the credit card. All right, Christy, thank you
for the call. Appreciate you. Listen to Woo show.
Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Sorry, Christy, all right, thank you all.
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Let's go to h Andrew. Good morning, Andrew, Hey, good morning.
We're doing good.
Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
All right, So this is the dark Web edition of
the price is right and uh next here, let's see,
let's go with Menace on this one. Menace for sale
in the Dark Web. It's a glass ball meth pipe.
It says, why embarrass yourself and get evil looks at
the quickie mart when buying your paraphernalia. We have a
(01:17:31):
ton of them, and we ship very discreetly and quickly
to anywhere in the US, made with the highest grade
glass materials. The glasses both thick and strong, approximately five
inches long grade for d MT as well.
Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Awesome. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
That's one of It's like a psychedelic right DMT. Yeah, sure,
I'm not cool enough to know what that is.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I wonder iful. We know the thickness of the glass.
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
It does not say what there is a let's say
there's a picture here that I can try to show you.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
It's got some red veining in it.
Speaker 16 (01:18:01):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
DMT is a visual and auditory hallucinogen.
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Okay, I'm gonna go five bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Five bucks, Andrew, what do you think do you think
the actual dark Web price is higher or lower than
five dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
To be able to experience the high of meth and
DMT and all that, I figure it's got.
Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
To have a little bit more value than that.
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Long we going to go a little bit higher, a
little bit higher well, the actual dark web price thirteen
dollars and sixty seven cents. Oh wow, very specific random.
Yeah yeah, so congratulations my friend.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
You already winner. Heck you? Hey, hang on.
Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
One second, we'll get all your information. Let's go to Chris. Hey,
good morning, Chris, Chris Morning Show Morning. We're playing the
dark web edition of the price is right. These are
all things that are being sold on the dark Web.
Let's see. We'll go with Sammy on this one. Okay,
Sammy four sale. It's a hacked Uber account, all right? ACKed,
(01:19:04):
it says you will get hacked log in user details
with their credit card info attached. You will be able
to order Uber taxi rides in fifty three different countries
and more than two hundred cities worldwide.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Will so, how much for the hacked Uber account?
Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
I'm going to say fifty bucks?
Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Fifty bucks? Chris? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Do you think the actual dark web price is higher
or lower than fifty bucks?
Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
I'm gonna go lower.
Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Actual dark web price only fifteen dollars gray, congratulations, All right, Chris,
hang out on a second.
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Well, you're welcome, Thank you for this, well done. Crackhas.
Don't just use regularly like glass weed pipes.
Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Yeah, they have to have a special pipe paul In methods.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yeah, us know, and you're not getting the crooked eye
from the person at the head shop judging you. We've
got time for one more.
Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Let's say high to league Morning Lee, Lee, Good morning morning.
All right, we're playing the dark web. Price is right,
Sea Bass. This will be your item here, much like
he got his MENSA certificate. This is a fake Ivy
League School degree. I'm sure you Look, if I can
buy a hacked Uber account and a credit card online,
I'm sure I can buy the MENSA bulletin.
Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
The hell, get the MENSA bulletin magazine when you have
an official membership there.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Oh wow, okay, yeah, they have printers. Really cool.
Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
All right, So a fake Ivy League School degree printed
on thick quality paper, high quality embossed seal, identical size
to an original degree. When you order, please choose which
degree you want and send me your first name, last name,
date of birth, city of birth, and graduation date.
Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
That sounds like they're fishing for info on the dark web. Yeah,
sounds great. I got a fair degree. Actually, just too
could have the plaque.
Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Yeah, because he went to NYU for a while didn't graduate,
and then anybody wanted to be able to say he
went order you can bodies on websites or.
Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Whatever, or the dark web.
Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
I'll say two hundred and fifteen dollars, two hundred and
fifteen one five, two hundred and fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
So what do you say, Lee, higher or lower? Well,
the IVY League is the best of the best.
Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
I'm gonna says higher.
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Actual dark web price four hundred and twenty five dollars. Congratulations,
it's the four and twenty five bucks. It's the embossing.
The they hack into the system and say you went there.
Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Do you want it? You can whatever you got. You
got to get a degree from Harvard. Go ahead, we
go to kinkos and get that best. This is all
all the little things to add up.
Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Yeah, Lee, congratulations, you are a winner as well. Dropping
them Hang on one second, we'll get all your information.
That's how you play.
Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Did go to Harvard one day? I mean for the day,
Oh yeah, for the tour a degree masts All right,
I'm down Harvard. I kind of like this version a
little bit better than the Craigslist one for now. Yes,
it's new.
Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Yeah, I like it and naughty, your favorite naughty?
Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
All right, moreoody shows next, hang on after the sales
department takes their monitory piece of fish and blood. So
what do you show back in a bit? This is
the show. Yeah, this is the Woy Show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
You know when we asked everybody, what's something that you know,
it's one of the things that you heard when you
first started listening to the show that really kind of
got you like, oh man, I'm coming back, I'm gonna
listen again, or that really kind of makes you fall
in love with us. Men's worth they men's spelling me.
These are things that people really love. It makes them
(01:22:39):
feel good, It makes them feel better about themselves.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
That's true, definitely. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
It's like how a lot of these news stories, like
you hear about these dumbasses in the news, or you
hear about this guy that we're talking about, like thinking
that the Walgreens refrigerators are scanning you to see if
you're vaccinated. People that are into chakra, yeah, rainbow heeling. Yeah,
dumbasses like you just figure like, oh, you know, at
least I'm not that dumb, you know, pretty normal vibrating
(01:23:05):
eight times for five hundred bucks as the texture here.
Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Says you know what a great deal? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Can you get a group on for that? So we've
got the dumb ass spelling bee ladies and gentlemen. All right,
so Menace, we have some words here. I will give
you the words and then and then before we ask
you to spell them, we'll go around the room and
we will ask everybody, or if you are, if you're listening,
you can also take a guess.
Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
How many out of that list do you think is
going to get? Right?
Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
So they're all because I wrote down numbers for the
d u i Q question one question?
Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Yeah, okay, well that's what he does. Yeah, right, but
there are six words. I do have a bonus word.
Okay that we'll save that for the end. I'll say
these numbers. Then we have a couple. We have six words,
and we're gonna see how menace does it is? The
spelling yes, all right, venus, yes, let me know when
(01:23:59):
you're ready for we're word number one?
Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
All right, hit me all right? Word number one, eat
me foreign? Okay, word number two? Blog it bloona where
the food at Menace? Gina did bring some snacks? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Oh yeah, how about that? Jinna brought snacks. Word number
three is wiener, one of your favorite things?
Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Wiener? Do you love a good Wiener? All right, we're
number four, nauseous. Word number five. You'll have some time
to kind of go back and in finesse, in finise.
All right, All there we go. Word number five.
Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
Library, am sorry as you put it, library, library, Library?
Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
When's last time you were legit in a library? Menace?
A high school? I think I went to one like
in Europe and stuff. Just look inside, take some pictures.
They got books too, They got books up in there, yeah,
up in there. Yeah? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
So library is uh, word number five and then more
Number six is contagious. All right, so foreign boloney, wiener, nauseous, library, contagious,
and I'll save the bonus word out of six? How
(01:25:26):
many do we think that menace is gonna get right again?
You could text your guests over to two to ninety seven. Greggory,
we'll start with you.
Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
I think the good money would go on maybe one,
but I'm not even confident on that one, so I
am gonna say sorry, Medas zero zero, I have him
down for one. I was thinking one. We always said
to catch you up.
Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
We always overestimate on this guy, and he always underperformed.
Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
I was gonna say, am I too optimistic?
Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
With two?
Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Yes? Okay, maybe that's okay.
Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Maybe it was only the safe vat Yeah it really is, okay, Uh,
Sammy one one sea bass looked up.
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Nauseous is on a grade three spelling list. Uh it is.
I'm gonna ask a Bord too, because Bort spends a
lot of time with Menace. But how many?
Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
You know what, I'll be nice and say one one
Bort out of those six, how many do you think
he's gonna get?
Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Three? Lovers? I know I'm gonna do it already. Yeah. Yeah,
I did see him drinking a coffee earlier, so does nauseous.
That's in the third grader's vocabulary, like it's on a
third grade level spelling grades on other grades. But I'm
(01:26:41):
seeing it as low as three. Yeah, maybe i should
change it to two.
Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
I'll stick with it. The majority on the text so
far is between one and three. Now, all right here,
bonus like you said two? Yeah, all right, So, Gina,
which ones do you think he's got the best chance
of getting library?
Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
I'm hopeful because you just sell that out. Well, don't
give any clues. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, and then what else?
Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
I don't think this is a good idea, but.
Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
Foreign foreign hilarious, it's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
You are funny, Greg, Which one do you think he's
got the h you said? I said zero. I was
thinking Wiener. Yeah, Wiener is just like his life. Oh yeah, brother,
all right, Sammy.
Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
I also thought Wiener Wiener.
Speaker 12 (01:27:26):
Oh wow, I'm gonna say Wiener because of the options.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
There, and there's weaner options. It's funny because that's the
one I had to Wiener. Yeah yeah, all right, all right, yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:27:40):
So it's uh oh.
Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
There's some zeros filtering in there, but yeah, most mostly
one and two.
Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
The Vegas the Vegas line would be point five.
Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, look I support it, all right,
menace any anything that I get as a win, menace.
Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
You're ready to take some guesses? Yes, all right? The
first word is foreign born. F O R I e
N foreign? Oh foreign incorrect? He was getting threw almost
in there.
Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
Yeah, you want to give it one more chance. Okay,
we want to look at it again.
Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
O R I A N N all right, f O
R E I g N okay, silent g yep. Are
you mad at that? G?
Speaker 14 (01:28:25):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (01:28:26):
There?
Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Was it there?
Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
I mean, totally unnecessary? But yeah, all right, all right man,
it's word number two. Dumb as spelling b belogey.
Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
B A l O n Y makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
And yeah, well you you know, mm hmmm, which one
where you go you are?
Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Because I've seen it spelled two ways. Yep, I'm spelled
it the right. He stepped out of the gate with
the A in there, So that was about what I
would have gone with you ball loney, ball loaning baloney?
What about blow na? That's another silence. That's how I
always think about it, when when you're gonna like have
to write it out another silent up in there. Oh yeah,
(01:29:12):
because I got in the stores. You know, I'm never
getting this silent.
Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
I got a friend whose email is Marconi baloney, and
so like I had to email him a bunch and
so it's b O l O g n.
Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
A right like bologna.
Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Yeah, but nobody, nobody guess that Meta was gonna have
a shot at that one. All right, So oh for two,
oh for two, word number three, which we all thought
that he was going to be able to get.
Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Uh, this is Wiener Wiener w E I N E
R wiener.
Speaker 12 (01:29:48):
Wiener and accepted. Yeah, yeah, and I never know. The
answer is because it is both E I and I
E and I way I.
Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Spell it pro All right, Well, men's got that's one.
Stuck on that, haters, Yeah, suck on it. What does
Google say when I type in that? I always do
I E? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Well does it matter if it's like uh wiener as
in penis or wiener as in hot dog?
Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
It does not, I'm looking at it should be. Technically
the best spelling is I E because it comes from Vienna.
You think the sausages obviously, right, But it's I guess
been dumbed down so much that they don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't correct me. No, they're both
in the dictionary. Okay, hell yeah, all right. Noise crushed it. Yeah,
you crushed it.
Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
That's the one you should have gotten, right, by the way,
with all your tago wiener all destroyed.
Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
The menace is dumb ass spelling. B word number four
is nauseous. Uh, let's go for it. N O N
S E s H I s H Then before I,
before I, before I say anything, please give us that
one more time.
Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Menace please be n O n s e s h
I s h. Could you even write that down? Greg,
n O N s e h I s h. Non.
You know he loves n.
Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
S and that means you're not nauseous, you're nonxious.
Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Like sound say the word and so I can hear you,
is it n all? No, so I can hear your pronunciation, like,
let me hear your.
Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Nause n O N nah r n a and then
ish I s h. Yeah. Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Next one, that one, uh n a U s e
o u s interesting nause and what was his spelling again, Greg,
n O N s.
Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
E h I s h. Does Google fix that for me?
Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Uh? Yeah, you might you know what that might be
so butchered that it might not have any suggestions.
Speaker 16 (01:32:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Yeah, type it in say I feel, and then you're
spelling and Greg can give it to you again if
you need it. Oh, don't put it an I feel,
because that gives it. Oh yeah, that's true, that's true. Yeah,
just put the word in menace. It makes nonsense nonsense.
Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Nonoshia lounge tobacco. Yeah, it corrects it as to nonsense nonsense. Okay,
makes sense runner, all right, So he's.
Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
Uh, he's gotten one out of four so far. The
only one he's gotten so far is Wiener. Next one
up is library.
Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Yeah, oh you want me to go?
Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Yeah right, l I b e r y Library. Here go,
l I b e r y e Library. All right. Library.
That's the one that Gina thought that Menace would get.
Board said three. Yeah, how you feel on three? Not
too good?
Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
I thought at least, you know, belonging to he would
get and you know, nauseous he would get you.
Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
You got crushed it. Yeah, minutes Library one more time.
Oh l I b e r y Library.
Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Okay, l I b r a r y Library, or
as he as he says it, library, Yeah, Barry Library.
Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
All right, he's liberian.
Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
He's one five, going into our final word in this
round of the dumb ass spelling b number six zero people.
Word number six is contagious centageous c O.
Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
N T A G E S E S contagious.
Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
More than one.
Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
So close you were they got a run at first,
Like he starts like just spitting out those letters, like
I was like, wow, I think he's gonna get trips
wants and yeah, those guys on the skateboards just start
going too fast, the wobble and all of a sudden
this is catastrophe.
Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Do I just not have the e s on the end?
Right one more time?
Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
C C O n T A G e O it's
g I oh really now finish it.
Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
I just gave you part of the one. C O
N T A G I.
Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
S S contagious, cous.
Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
O U S menace O U S S menace. As
would say, alright, well, uh that for six, I it
one kind of It is a grade five word. Okay,
well the bonus word. It's been mad years since I
was in mad. Yeah, yeah, far away you get from it.
Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
And words you never used, especially when we didn't like
a big thing about disease over the past four years.
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Yeah, and you know words you don't ever use them,
and when the last time you used words?
Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
Right, So paintings all right? The bonus word looking at him?
Menace the bonus word.
Speaker 12 (01:35:06):
Yeah, Japanese, Gina, Japan, Japan and I menace and I
have both been to Japan and praise multiple times, singing
daily mention of j pray, Yeah, wonderful superiors.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Have you been to Japan? I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
I studied Japanese here in.
Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Five this is all making sense. You studied Japanese theater,
I did Kyogan.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
And no because Kobookie was two million's dream.
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Yes, I think, Yeah, what the hell is that such
a cliche? Yeah, all right, menace, Yes Japanese.
Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
J A p A n E s s E A French.
Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
You had one extra s j A p A n
E s E. Menace almost had it. Damn it blood
so close.
Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Alright, Well, there's uh menicin the dumb ass spelling bee
every and I was gonna say we could post his spellings,
but he has crossed through each one, and oh my bad. Sorry,
you know the rules, dude.
Speaker 6 (01:36:09):
He loves her, first off, Gina. He's hiding his answers
so Greg can't look at them and laugh at him.
Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
I can't see that. Yeah, so you
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show? Believe this is the
(00:24):
Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It is November the twenty seventh, twenty twenty four, the
d before the Big Meal.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
My love. Today we are the Woody Show. Thanks for
being here giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
My name is Woody. That's good morning. We got menas
what is up? There's Gina Grave, Morning, Sea, bask coome
morning to you. Yeah boy, we got Sammy. Hello, there's Bort.
We got Caroline Morgan is here. Von our video producer
is here. Many ways to be a part of the
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Speaker 1 (01:19):
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You can also text us check in with us over
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Speaker 1 (01:34):
Coming up for you on the show today.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Menace spelling bee also around of the dark web.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Price is right.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yes, there's things that it's sold on Craigslist get to
be shady or whatever, the stuff that's sold on the
dark web. And uh, Morgan has to go through all
this stuff and she says, man, there's a lot of
stuff that's on there. How do you even I mean
it's the dark web. But yeah, gotta wonder how people
even get.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All that show.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Definitely on a watch list now for looking for this.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What do you show weakest link? Greg's gonna host that
for us today. Sea Bass has around of the freak
of the week and also some more gasms today. Yeah,
here on the Woody Show, and how about some did
you know some things you might find a right, The
average person skips three meals a week and eats three
(02:23):
snacks every day, chips and fruit being the most popular
choices day.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, three snacks, that's a lot, a lot. Yeah. Don't
you think somebody snack start between lunch and dinner, maybe
like three.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Times on warning, breakfast and lunch, right, yeah, the snack
between each meal, I guess we get it depends on
what you consider a snack.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So, like again, chips and fruit, those are the most
popular crackers. Necks, followed by our favorites, Greg, cookies and
ice cream. About nuts, The average person can only remember
fifty seven percent of everything they ate just the last
three days.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, I can't remember I had yesterday.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
That's why I say, if you're doing any kind of
dieting where you're logging food, you log it before you
eat it, because otherwise forget about it.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah. I have been logging on the weight Watchers app again. Oh,
I'm back trying to do that now.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Greg is shaming us now that he's all skinny. Oh
more than three times a day?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Greg, you said you polish off a whole bag of
peanut butter on an m and that's certainly more than
three snacks worth a jar of uber gray.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Don't you hate that? Though? Once somebody gets skinny, then
they started yeah telling.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
You, Yeah, yeah, they're next, I'm telling you what to do.
All of a sudden, they're better than yeah yeah wow.
More than three times a day? Yeah yeah, I have three.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Snacks at my morning snack time every day.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Pig.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
The AR fifteen is the best selling rifle in America.
About one and twenty adult to roughly sixteen million people
in the US own in AR fifteen. Wow is that
that seems very high, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It does. One in twenty people. That's a lot.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
We know someone that owns.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I do you do? I know two people now that
I'm thinking about it. Yep, I know at least two people.
My buddy Matt and my buddy Dan. My buddy Dan
is like a new gun enthusiast. This guy has a
whole armory now. He's it always sends me now like
he used to be just pictures of his dog and
now all of a sudden, all he's doing is sending
me pictures of guns and he and his daughter going
(04:33):
to the to the gun range. Yeah. Yeah, he bought
like this little ruger. He just bought this one the
other day.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Greg. Oh, you know it looks like kind of like
an old time and like kind of German pistol. Yeah.
Really cool. Another thing is, listen, you love guns, love
love guns. You more than two or three. I have
multiple family members that probably have over thirty guns.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
What like why I don't know that they like yeah,
I mean we go yeah, yeah, but why though when
I would.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Go to the range with them, we would just like
whisch one was his daughter at the at the at
the at.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
The shooting range. He said, is this what he sends
me now? Like all the time, it's just all yeah,
it's just all guns.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah. Look here he just bought. He bought this one cool,
and he just bought that. Look. Okay, there we go.
Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I mean this guy this, well, this and this goes
to over like all over like the last like I
would say nine months or so.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
So when when his house gets robbed and these guns
get stolen. This is how stuff gets out into like
let's say the streets is New York and Chicago and
LA and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know if he's home. No, he's the kind
of guy I think would end right.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I understand what you're saying, but I'm saying this type
of guy is is how we have so many guns?
How do these guns get on the street. Aren't they
illegal in Chicago?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Well because they people break in the house and steal
them and out they go.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I mean, I'm all for him having them. I'm really
surprised because the guy is like hardcore liberal and so
I wouldn't expect it from.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, that's yeah, doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, it's like Greg being an environmentalist. You know, I
wouldn't necessarily expect that talking to Greg about it.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, but also like when you say, like, oh, if
somebody broke into their house and I would watch out
for this guy. Uh, yeah, anybody that has a gun,
I would look out for them. Like that's the sort
of having it if somebody enters your home.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Sure, but there are there are some people that just
are not equipped. Even though they have the gun, they
freeze up and they wouldn't actually be able to do
it in the moment.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm not going to have that issue.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Well either, I told you I went to that gun
safety class, and to be fair, that was a gun
safety class, but two different people managed to manage to
cut themselves firing justice like the hammer would get their finger.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Between the more you get pinched, like right between your
thumb and your pointer finger on the slide.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Can happen, although I wouldn't Uh, I wouldn't be that
nervous breaking into Sea Bass's house after watching the Woody
Show Olympics. Yeah, I have at least four or five
shots before.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Well, see, but that was on a tin can eight
from a super close dist de luming can a person's body,
it tends to be larger, Yeah, they're moving.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
They're running.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yeah, okay, you want to go to the range. We
can tell you no, we don't have to go to
the range. We can bring the same thing right in
this room. You guys can run around and move and
we'll see how well well you do.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, let's go to the range. Range run around eight
moving target.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I head us up with that text over to two
two nine eight seven more what he shows next?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hang on Delety show. We'll be in a.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Sec biology at Irvine Spectrum.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
What's up, everybody? It's a menace.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
I'm gonna be there December twelfth from three to five
pm doing a bunch of giveaways, and this time we're
going big by giving away a big screen television and
so much more. We'll see you there December twelfth, Irvine Spectrum, Biology,
three to five pm.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You better give it after these pear shaped men looking
just like their mom.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Show.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Hi, welcome back everybody. All right, so we have some
audio here.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Morgan did a little experiment for It's a little social experiment.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
I sure, did you know?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Because she likes to create awkward moments. There was In fact,
I didn't realize this. Gina and Morgan, they worked at
the same radio station. That's right before Morgan joined this show.
And so when when Gina was coming in to hang
out with us, she's like, oh my god, I remember Morgan.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, I'm like Morgan sweet, I'm kind of afraid.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Of her, but I'm excited. Like why afraid though, I
have heard her.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Multiple times on the air, and she's way more confident
that I was. I'm assuming at your age, which is
younger than me, and like, you party harder and you're
just you, you care less and I'm afraid of you,
but I love you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:46):
Yeah, I seem like a very intimidating person. I think, yeah,
you do when people don't know me. Yeah, because I'm
pretty confident and I used to always brag like I
love awkward situations. Yeah, I love that feeling, and like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
She's not so Sie means you kind of thrive on it.
I mean, that's why you're able to do what you do.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Yeah, it's you know, it's it's the how and the
why is what interested in hearing about.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Some some people are not good with, Like my wife
is one of those people. She's not good with, Like
hidden camera shows, cart narks makes her very uncomfortable. She
likes it, but it makes her very uncomfortable slash nervous.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Enthusiasm with like my hands over my.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
But see, and then I watch it because like, oh
my god, like I'm I'm I'm like borderline getting off
on it.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Like the more awkward the better. Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So what's the one where the guys are like they
got like an ear piece in and they're like impractical
practical jokers.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's awful? You like that? I love it? But I
like the concept of it, right, the how and the why,
like right, the holl on the one. The execution can
be lacking sometime. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So anyway, we're we were talking to a meeting and
so we thought, oh, you know' be really awkward. Let's
have Morgan go to the nail salon. Yeah, and as
she's getting her nails done, just start making really awkward noises.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
Awkward asn't sexually She's.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Like, she's really like, she's really getting into it, right.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
And for this to be done, right, I had to
get my toes done. Of course it couldn't be.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Of course it had to be to Okay, So this
is a pedicure.
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Yeah, so I go to this place, I had to
go to a place that I've never gone before because
I don't embarrass myself in front of people. I know. Yeah,
And I was so nervous driving there. I kept telling myself,
you never have to see them again, you never have
to see them again. Thank god it's radio and not TV.
Oh god, it was the worst. So I get in there.
I go super early one morning. I go to a
place that does not have good reviews. I want no
(10:35):
one to be there. Yeah right, I think it's just
me and the lady that owns the place.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Great, Yeah, no picture. What was that that movie Billy
Crystal and Oh Harry met Salie, Harry.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Met Sally where they're in the diner. That's right, I'll
have it, except except the nail salon.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
I guess I've never seen it, but.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
That's a very famous it's a famous scene.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You'll tell me more about Fred astare Grandpa? Really? Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
So I find this nail salon and I go in.
I tell them, hey, you know, I had old polish
on my toes. I'm like, I'd like to get these
taken off. I just get you know, a gel peddicure, ladies,
you know what that is.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
So They're like, sure right away. I'm the first one there.
I show up at ten am, right when they open.
So I'm like, okay, I don't know if this is
better or not, but it's just me and these two
people in here. So this first clip here, this is
them taking off my old toenail polish, and I am
just probably sweating.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
I'm so nervous because I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Like, and you're pretty quiet starting off.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Oh yeah, super good because you want to ease it.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
There's no one else in here.
Speaker 13 (11:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, what does the lady do?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
She's yeah, she's kind of I get a little bit
louder in the next one, but she kind of looks
up at me.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
I think she's like, she thinks I'm.
Speaker 11 (12:11):
Like video recording her, which thankfully I'm not my phone
setting down, it's just audio. But she keeps glancing up
at me and I'm not making eye contact with her.
But then you know, she looks down, so she's.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
She's plucking you right there, Oh yeah, recording.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
She's just like, yeah, I think, yeah, wrong, this ship.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Maybe she just thinks I'm going through it.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
So that one was pretty quiet because I'm still, you know,
warming up, and then she's not you know, she's glanced
at me.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
Twice, but she's not laughing, she's not making a face.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
So I'm like, does she hear me? And then so
they take off my old polish. I'm wearing the really
cute sandals that they give you back. Yeah, so if
y'all want to look at my they're super comfortable, right, yeah,
So she gets all the old polish off. I don't
know if this is how they do it, because I'm first,
first time patient, but they switch ladies on me.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I don't know if that's normal.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
That's never happened to me before.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
So I guess I maybe take lady I made her
a little uncomfortable. So a new girl comes in, and
this is when they're kind of like rubbing your legs,
like the sugar scrub right before they put you in,
you know, the soaking.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
So this is me with girl number two.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
All right, So girl number two come to this Morgan
at the nail salon.
Speaker 11 (13:35):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
There's no verbal response. Wow.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
And honestly, I thought the fact that me being in
an empty slim would be better.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
I think it made it worse.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Because than all the ployers can pay attention to.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Me and these two ladies, and they're probably like, oh
my god, she's a creep. I'm so nervous in here
just listening to.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Enough text coming in today. I'm getting bricked up on
would work? Listen to Morgan Damn for the guys here,
what was that? Do they use a drel to sand
your tone?
Speaker 10 (14:20):
It's like, I don't know what. It's literally like a
drill to It's like a little standard.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Dogs.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
It doesn't hurt it no. If they're doing it right,
you don't feel anything.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's super flying sap.
Speaker 11 (14:36):
So at this point I'm getting nervous, like, oh, you know,
I can't do this twice. This is the one and
done thing. I need to get louder so I can
actually get this content, you know I need. I need
them to either you know, commit to ignoring me or something.
So this third clip, I'm getting much louder. And this
is a request from Greg.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You're getting really into it?
Speaker 11 (14:57):
I have, Yeah, I'm getting really into it. I had
a lot of lines prepared in my head when I went.
Of course, when I got there, I couldn't remember anything.
Was your request for my fine jokes?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Can you refresh my memory?
Speaker 10 (15:08):
I told you it's a line that ministers all the time.
Oh yeah, that's the only line I could remember.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
So at the end of that one, you can kind
of hear her laughing finally laughing.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Yeah, and I like.
Speaker 15 (15:42):
That.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You're like sweating right now.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I'm sweating right now.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, I like that, And.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
Listening back to me, I was like, man, it's just
sounded sexier impossible.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
So she's laughing at this point, and I'm like, okay,
now we're getting going.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah right, got her, you cracked her.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
So this next one, I'm like, okay, let's commit finish strong,
let's go hard.
Speaker 16 (16:13):
Oh yeah, oh right there.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 16 (16:28):
I haven't been touched like this in a while.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Not a lady's dying.
Speaker 11 (16:33):
You can hear like a weaving dying, and the other
lady that works there's looking over like kind of smiling.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Are they talking about you another language?
Speaker 10 (16:43):
Honestly, they could have been.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I was like blacked out at that point.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
I was like so like focused on my mission.
Speaker 11 (16:54):
So I'm like, okay, getting towards the end, and it's
you know, almost maybe thirty minutes has gone by getting
nervous that a customer is going to commit.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
So I'm like, let's get this going right, so this
next time we.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Can finish already.
Speaker 10 (17:06):
Yeah, and I'm ready to finish.
Speaker 11 (17:09):
So I'm getting louder and louder, and then finally I
get her to crack and say something to me, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh.
Speaker 17 (17:19):
Ow do you no? No, No, it's okay, feels good.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Wow, hol you.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
To you?
Speaker 10 (17:37):
Oh wow do you no?
Speaker 17 (17:39):
No, No, it's okay, it feels good.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Rad it feels good, yelling, let's go to the back room.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Ye wait, I'm like breaking character around, laughing. Yeah, and thankfully,
like we're almost we're almost done getting these clips.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
How long is this experience?
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Probably forty five minutes? Oh god, care about an hour, hour,
a little longer. At this point, a customer comes in
sounds like crap. You know, it's me and this one
other customer.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
This is how a lot of movies start.
Speaker 10 (18:14):
So yeah, this is.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Today is a special.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
So now I have this, you know, stranger sitting two
seats across from me, about to get her toes worked on,
and I just lose it.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh yeah, I like that. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 17 (18:41):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, it's been a while.
Speaker 11 (18:59):
Right, Oh god, you do the great the hardest thing
I've done for this job.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Wow. See Now now I'm thinking, like we gotta send
Morgan to get a haircut. We got to my god.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, we said Morgan to the paint store, like preparing
the paint brand to the mechanic.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
I wasn't a sonic yesterday and I was like, this
might be a good place to do it.
Speaker 14 (19:25):
Skate right out to you.
Speaker 18 (19:26):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes. The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
All right, welcome back, and Greg Gory is going to
be our host for a round of Woodie Show Weakest Bank.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It's time.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Usually a little bit contentious, but usually well every once
in all.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We've had some peaceful rounds before, maybe one. I'm pre
calling this is peaceful, Oh babes.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
All right, Well we have brought we brought Morgan in
to participate in this round of Weakest Link. And just
like the TV show edition of Weakest Link, so Greg's
gonna have all these different questions. We're gonna go around
the room and we have sixty seconds to answer as
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many questions as we can.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What's the goal, Greg, how many quos? Usually it's eight. Eight.
Now if we do eight, are you buying breakfast?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Okay, because that's usually how it works if you host, right,
that's true. I mean the chance of actually having to
buy breakfast pretty small.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I see every time I write these questions, which I
get from the actual show and some other sources, I
think they're too easy. And then the last time, you
guys thought they were too hard. But I think these
are basically middle of the road. Get eight and again,
chance is pretty slim. Greg will buy us dinner right now?
Speaker 11 (20:59):
We are.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Brenner Brennan party. Gregs oh yeah, it could be a
party of Greg to do that.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Let's do that. Let's do that than breakfast, right, yeah,
I do love breakfast for dinner. Well, he could do.
It's one of my favs. Okay, that makes the menu easy. Yeah,
just have a brandcake station. But yeah, it's gonna be
get like one of those waffle makers.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Yeah, the pre plates to the actual place that we
get you know, the setting and where they take them away,
don't actually use them.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh that's right. What do they call that? They call that?
Say that again? So like when you get to a restaurant,
there's already a plate at your setting, and they come around,
they take those plates because they're just for shows. Yeah,
before they start bringing out the other stuff. What's that call?
You don't eat it places like that, But I do
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Someday I want to have the just for show kitchen,
whether there's an actual kitchen behind it.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeslet's play the weakest link and we.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Are ready to the weakest link. Who would like the
first question? Because then it's not pike it randomly. You
can pick it right on Gray, pick a person. Let's go, Sammy,
That mate, Sammy. All right, you're gonna be the first one.
Woody show weakest link Sammy. In the nineteen ninety sitcom Rock,
what was Rock's profession.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Wrestler?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Garbage man? Menace? What city is home to the world's
tallest skyscraper Dubai?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Correct Morgan. What is the name of the currency used
in the game Fortnite?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Oh v Bucks?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Correct Woody. In twenty twenty three, Brendan Fraser won the
Oscar for Best Picture in What Movie Well? Correct? Sea
Bass Vodka and coffee Liqueur make what cocktail a black Russian?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Correct? Sammy? What animal is on the logo for Porsche
a bird herd? Menace?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
What is the opposite of synonym pronoun answonym?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Again?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Which NHL team won the Stanley Cups six times in
the nineteen seventies, The Kings, the Montreal Canadians Woody. In
the bureau world, what does ABV stand for alcohol by volume?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Correct? Sea bass? In the culinary world, what does MSG
stand for correct? Boom? God?
Speaker 10 (23:18):
He got that one?
Speaker 17 (23:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I think you got it.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Sammy's terrible wood and sea bass smoking it?
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Did we already at eight?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Well, we would have if Sammy had that wasn't eight?
That was? That was so many for us? That's that
seemed like one hundred. Yeah, it was too slow.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Well, serena medicinebody went like, uh.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
By the way, that play is called a charger that
charger plate, yeah, charge texts it charged the table up
for the.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Chargers are something that you put the plate plate on.
You can do that too, but it's like decoration.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Again.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I've also heard it used for that whatever the plate
is that sits there for the setting when you first
arrive that you never actually eat on, like the mini,
you sit down, they start taking all those plates away.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Charger plates are also called service plates, under plates, or chop.
There you go. I have a set of chargers. I
put the plates on top of you. It's like a
hard place. Man.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I'm a little embarrassed. I even knew that there was
a name for that. Couldn't come up with the name.
The fact that I even knew if there was a
name for those little embarrassed we win. I expect chargers plates,
not chargers. The football team A charger plate, A charger plate. Yeah,
all right, who gets voted off? We'll start with you, Morgan.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
I'm voting Sammy.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Sorry Sammy? All right, Sammy? Who gets your vote?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Menace?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Menace? Menace? Who get your vote? Sammy?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Uh Sea mass you know what it is, all right, Sammy,
lucky off.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You did quite a bit, no idea. Yeah, it doesn't mean.
It doesn't mean I enjoy I didn't think you get
the AVV but that was really Yeah, but I got
a beer drinker.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
No, but I'm alive, so you say all the time
like I'm in the world. Yeah, but that's a specific
sort of film.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So I'm impressed. All right, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Wow, We'll get ahead seas there, jeez, all right, what
a show we could slink round number.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Two, starting with menace? The capital of Vermont, Montpelier is
the only US capital city without what famous popular restaurant
uh Raisin Kines McDonald's morgan. Before he escaped and returned
to France, Napoleon had been exiled to what island?
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
God alcatraz Elba Woody. What athlete had a role as
co pilot in the comedy film Airplane.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
J. J.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Simpson kare Kareem abdul Jabbar Sea Bass? Which band played
at President Bill Clinton's first inauguration? Pearl jam Fleetwood Mac Menace?
What kind of advertisements were banned from TV in the
nineteen seventies? In nineteen seventy smoking? Correct cigarettes? Morgan? What
is the name of Donald Duck's sister, Daffy Duck Della
Duck Woody? What is the practice of growing a tiny
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tree and a container called bonzi?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Correct? Sea Bass?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
In nineteen ninety seven, the Pathfinder spacecraft landed on what planet?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
W Mars?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Correct menace on the SNL. Where did Chris Farley's character
Matt Foley live by the river? Correct Morgan? In which
country would you find the city Geneva?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Japan.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Only six wrong that time, guys, six wrong. We got
six right the last time, six wrongs. We're getting two
enough question We got two ten questions, which is good,
but those are harder than the first.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Geneva. Come on, well, what's the one that you got wrong?
The band that played a Bill Clinton thinking about Tomorrow
brillion years old? Sorry? Wow?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The name of the Lone Rangers, Nephew's Horse? What movie
is that from?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Menace? I don't know? Christmas Story? Come on, man, come on,
come on? What he has only three movies?
Speaker 6 (26:56):
It's Christmas Story, Princess Bride and.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
To the Futures. There's four movies? There's four, all right?
Who gets voted out this round? Starry with U Sea Bass? Look?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I love having Morgan play, but that was atrocious. Yes
that was for three. Now, Morgan, you cannot vote for yourself,
So who would you vote for?
Speaker 10 (27:16):
I'll go Woody because you don't like playing.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh thanks man, so sweet? Yeah, Menace to get your vote.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
I'll say Woody as well. Then, because I want to
hear Morgan's answers.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh no, they're almost common.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I can't vote for myself. I'll vote for Sea Basters
for the hell of it, which means that Morgan, you
have two votes the weakest links.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Wait a time out?
Speaker 19 (27:44):
Yeah yeah I thought she had two votes? No you didna?
Yeah yeah yeah see. I shouldn't be in this game.
It's just more proof. Okay, all right, okay, okay, So
to refresh, what are You're out?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'm out? Okay? Oran is Sea Bass? Menace? Brain power?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Now I'm really feeling this this dinner party where breakfast
will be served at Gregg's.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Here we go around number three, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What song always plays each morning on the radio in
the movie Groundhouse Day?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
No, I've never seen it out I.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Got you, babe, Sea Bass? What is the Japanese name
for Japan nihon ne Pong?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Menace? What was the name of the boat in the
movie Jaws, the Big River Orca? Morgan? When they're trying
to warm up chameleons turn what color?
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Whatever color of what they're on?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Black? Sea Bass? Which TV alien came from the planet
melmac Mark? Alf Mark? Menace? What is glass mainly made
of sand? Correct? Morgan? And what city will you find
Pike Place Market?
Speaker 11 (28:45):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (28:46):
Seattle?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Correct SeaBASS.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got
is a line from what movie Raising Arizona? Correct, that's
my fifth movie, Menace Eiffel Tower or Statue of Liberty,
which is taller Eiffel Tower? Correct, Morgan. What does GPS
stand for?
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Man Generated Navigating System?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Global system? Sea bass?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
What is the name of David Bowie's Extra terrestrial glam
rock alter ego?
Speaker 12 (29:09):
That is.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Z startist ziggy Stardust that puts us over the top
with five dang meaning dinner party? Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Right, hell yeah, Well, I mean I have to say,
like that was that was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
There were a lot in there that I knew.
Speaker 10 (29:29):
I'm not a movie person.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
So our geographferences, geography the Seattle one, thank you very eyes.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
GPS, what is g P S ten? For the second one?
Is your system? Ad? What did you say?
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Navigation?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Navigation?
Speaker 10 (29:44):
What is it actually again?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Global Positioning System?
Speaker 10 (29:47):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Three that time? Just three before? Did you really get
that one wrong about Japan?
Speaker 6 (29:52):
I'm the best I Sidney Hoan, which I think might
actually mean Japan knees not. Would you say I was
well within the ballpark?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah? All right, Well that's how you play wood. You
show weakest link and everybody, well I'm hungry. Yeah, we
can do SeaBASS and menace if you want want to
do it one? Yeah, yes, yes, Let's go dinner at Gregs.
All right, yeah, this is for dinner at Greggs. He's
going first again. I think Sea Bess. That's right, all right,
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here we go one last round for all the marbles.
Sea Bess.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Which are the following colors? Was not an original color
in a box of Crayola crayons black pink, orange or
purple black pink Menace? In Disney's Peter Pan in order
to fly, you need two things fairy dust and what
I'll call thinking happy Thuss Sea Bass?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
How's your pie? And what is the capital of Australia? Melbourne? Canberra? Menace?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What is the name of Ross's son on the TV
show Friends, Rocky Ben Sea Bass? In the movie Trading Places,
actor Eddie Murphy trades places with what other acting?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Correct? Menace? Which my the Beatles was deported from Japan
in the nineteen eighties for possessing marijuana McCartney, correct, Sea Bass?
What he says occupusts? But how many hearts does an
octopus have? Two? Three? Menace? What was the name of
the middle daughter in Full House?
Speaker 18 (31:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Stephanie, correct, SeaBASS. What is the name of the feeling
that you've experienced something before?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Come on, yesrrect menace? What is thirty six divided by
nine four? It doesn't count sea bass and medicine? What
are the letters E N T stand.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
For ohn T? Good question?
Speaker 6 (31:32):
This is the last question. We have some time to
know you don't.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Throaty and then you miss. So that's six free breakfast. Wow. Yeah,
we're almost there. Well, the first round is definitely our
best round. Yes, I know, I thought you. I mean
we were we were fired and all cylinders there were there. Yeah,
yeah for seeming well, Greg, someday for the offer my pleasure.
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It was nice. We certainly didn't are it. I could
have offered up cars and can wood. You show weakest thing?
Who you adult? Baby? All right? What I had all
it's for you? Greg? Oh sweet, I thought about you.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
All right.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Greg is not a good flyer, like he's a very
nervous fly.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
In fact, there was I was just telling the story
the other day because somebody's like, well, a lot of
people don't like to fly.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I said, no, no, no, I said.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
There was one flight where Greg was sitting there white
knuckling the handrest or the arm rest, and every time
the slightest bump in targets have to go to the
point where the flight attendant had to come up and
move him because he was making other people uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
And I had to pick my thumb so much that
it was bleeding. It was like bleeding and screaming.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
And.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
You thought of medicating yourself.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
And still oh doesn't not to get him on the plane,
but like he's still freaking out. Anyway, Sonny, you died.
Flight from San Francisco to Boston got diverted. Passengers noticed
a wing coming apart. Oh god, the plane did land
safely in Denver. One of the passengers even posted a
video on Twitter, and he sounds exactly like you'd expect
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someone in that situation to sound like, can you imagine
what that would be? Greg uh panicked, crying. Yeah, so
the wing's coming apart. Listen to this guy just about to.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Land in Denver with the wing coming apart on the plane,
name of Mark.
Speaker 20 (33:35):
We took off in San Francisco and we're just about
on the ground.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
He's so Greg be slathered. I mean, yeah, bar tears.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Well, grad your thumbs you have the freakouts because you
don't have your flying buddy, I I don't have menace
with me.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Blood from your thumbs, bar from your throat, poop from
your butt.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yep, your face is soaking wet from tears. Yeah. Why
did they wait until Denver? From San Francisco to Land?
I had an audible halfway through the country the Vegas.
I think the wing is falling apart. Okay, land on the.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
On the ground, like I'm guessing that's probably where they were.
They were going from San Francisco to Boston. They were
probably right by Denver and they just landed. Oh my god,
we pick an open field and land in it.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
We had this off air conversation and Greg, you know
what we're talking about, because you know, during the Super
Bowl there was like there were so many private jets
that you cann't land at the private airport anymore.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
We're trying to.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Figure out, like, Okay, where are the other jets gonna land?
And I's like, I think there's another runway somewhere, blah
blah blah. And I'm looking on a map and it's
all desert, and Sammy's like they could just land right
there on the desert, like on the just like on
the gravel.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
It's all wide open, and.
Speaker 15 (35:01):
It's just looking at me, going like I swear there's
another airport here, but I don't see one.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Like like looking at me.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
I thought he was going like where are they landing?
Speaker 15 (35:09):
So I was like, probably in a field somewhere, But
he was being like, tell me where the airport is?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Like an emergency situation of maybe you're not going to
land anywhere, just like a forty million dollar jet, they're
just going to land in the desert in a bunch
of cactuses.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Like what are you talking about, sage brush? Just I
don't think you just land anywhere. I'm a pilot.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I don't know you're special guests, but you're an adult's
breathing like a situation.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Sure, people try to land on the beach or they away,
of course, not going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Meanwhile, there was another flight out of New Mexico that
turned around and landed back in Albuquerque after some mahold tried.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
To open the emergency door. Yeah it was like another one. Yeah,
that never never works.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
These people they need zip ties for these people, they
do have ziptize.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Good. Yeah, I've seen those pictures for the flight attenders, and.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
There there's cages and zipiz some legal murder a thing
you get to pass.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, in the air.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
In the air, yeah, if you're going too crazy and
you're like trying to get in the cockpit or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Like I want to step on someone's throat until I
feel the ground beneath my shoe.
Speaker 11 (36:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I saw another plane video going around enough for you
just yesterday that this plane hit a weird pocket of
air and went over eight hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 20 (36:24):
It was.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And it was totally turbulent. People were screaming, it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I saw another one where it was like massive turbulence
and the planes dip in and kind of shimming left
and right and whatever, and people are like they're on
a world. They're going whoa, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Greg would die and you would be enjoying it. I
would like it to be none of that.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
There is an air of flight attendant on TikTok that
says that's the best time to be flying. Like pretend
there's like a marshmallow and it's in jello. The air
is pushing it up and down. You will not fall,
according to her, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah, take it from the ladies serving peanuts. That's the
good one.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
I used to poop next to my mother's bed because
that wasn't a good I don't know communicators.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
The Woody Show creating awkward moments beeen uber drivers and
their customers.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Is twenty fourteen that show We're going to be right back?
They show'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
I feel like I was easily persuaded, persuade, persuaded. Well,
we are into another new hour. I'm what of you?
That is Greg Gord? You menace is here?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Good morning? Minute? What is our Boddy Sea Bass, good
morning to you. Sammy's here, honey.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you
can't hit us up with the text over to two
two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
It's been a minute.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
But we have to introduce you to another Woodies show
freak of the week.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
We don't have to. We get to.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, we get to that's what. Yeah, so Greg says,
all's right, Yeah, it's gonna be an honor. Yeah, so
Sea Bass will introduce us to them. I'm not even
sure if it's a he she? What is what their?
What makes him the freak?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
We'll find out. Hey, I did want to bring up
there's an update. This mom in Ohio, her name is Lee.
She has been just producing too much breast milk for
her newborn son and she doesn't want all that liquid
gold to go to waste. And so what she's doing,
she's making popsicles out of it. And she's tried other
things like making smoothies or soaps, even butter, but this
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was the winner. And she says her kids and her
husband love the popsicles.
Speaker 18 (38:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Right, I fully disagree with this lady. However, I could
see my mom doing this, sister.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Not not today my mom, but I'm back in the
day your mom. Yeah. Do you see your dad trying it?
I could see. No, I will give him credit. He doesn't.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
He tolerates my mom Shannigan's that he is not an
active participant. I can see him like because you know,
like doing a you know, trying once just for fund
zones and like not to piss her off. But yeah,
I guess he definitely her off her.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
So her husband thinks the milk is sweet, and she
was also curie enough to you're curious enough to taste,
and she says I'll stop making them when my kids
and my husband stop eating them.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
So Greg and I know a story about a former
coworker of ours, Julian, and she just recently had a baby,
and yeah, they always joked that she has five kids,
but she only has three. And she was just recently
in Mexico and her pump broke, so she breast pump
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and she was full, and then she realized that it
kind of like shot out a lot.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
So she's at.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
The bar and then she was drunk, of course, and
just starts letting it shoot out everywhere, and like random's.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Were running up up in drinking it. No. Yeah, oh
we have the video random putting her random dudes and chicks. Yeah,
they're all and she's just like the braying everybody. Yeah,
like she had like a square gun.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
And in this one video you think, oh, there's some
sort of emergency at their table because some dude is
running from afar and no, he came to run to
lean back and open.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
So they weren't like putting their mouth on her. They
were like five ft away. Yeah, so gross. Everybody was
asking to do it.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
Yeah, look if I'm drunk at a bar in Mexico
I'm joining in.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Was her husband who we know, he was listening. Yeah,
she was with her friends and yeah, okay, so her
baby was there. I'm guessing too.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
No, okay, this is a trip because I learned that
you do get alcohol in your breast milk when you drink. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, yeah, well she expelled it all. Yeah, pump and dump. Yeah,
I mean at the bar.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
When you see the video, you'll be like, is there
any left?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I know it was crazy. So she just had her
cans out.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, it wasn't like through her shirt.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
No, it's not Julianne very thin tank yah yeah everything.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
I mean, I had the video she sent it.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Julianne's the same person, by the way, who when we
we had a fire droll one time here at the
radio station and everybody had to go outside, walk outside
away from the building and there's like an overpass where
they take everybody down over the overpass and you look
down there's there's the highway right like all these lanes
of traffic are going by, and as they're going by,
she's flashing.
Speaker 8 (41:42):
Everybody the work fire drill.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah. Yeah, she's she's the funniest. Look Wait, I don't
see her I can't wait. No, there's people running up
up there.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, these are the people running out. Here we go
and then oh god.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
It goes every Oh my god. Okay, and that it's
today's rad I believe it's still going.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
By the way, she's got her left one out and
she's got her right hand on it, just spraying.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Wow. There's there's a shot guy with his whistle.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
And by the way, she did this as a celebration
on her fortieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
That was a video. And there's another one. This is
when the ways started coming up. She got a right
one out and left out. Yeah, the right ones for
the ladies.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
Yeah, from the tap o.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah again at bar in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
This is the fortieth birthday. Yeah, this is where you do.
That's yeah, what do you show? Freak of the week?
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Damn Julianne on Instagram and that wasn't She's not that
she didn't win, she just honorable mention.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Anyway, so we'll have the official excuse me, freak of
the week. That's a Jesus the craziest set your lighting,
puba canvas everywhere.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I forgot about that guy.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
I think we could get him on the show regularly.
Because he appears to be a media whore. Oh yeah,
he loves the media, dude, loves the media. Specialty is
you know, activism and blah blah blah. But surely get
him to talk about pretty much anything I have.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, sell Latin pubay a welcome back to the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
What do you know we cannot post the video of
Julian sporting people at the bar. No, yeah, it's time
for the Woody Show Freak of the Week and Sea
Bass has somebody He's going to introduce us here too,
And uh, these people are real life people.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
These are the people who are.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Maybe I don't know what they do for a living,
you know what I mean, Like this could just be
like their little their little side gig. Maybe they're the
ones helping you at the grocery store. Maybe they're the
nice person that works at your kids' school. You don't
know we are? Yeah, all right, so freaking the week?
Who is this Sea Bats?
Speaker 6 (43:57):
Well, we're gonna start off with actually, if you don't
mind switching out our music, would he like? I pulled
a song from one Admiral Levigne that I'm sure no
one in this room was actually heard. Do you know
she had a song called Mercury in retrograde?
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
This wasn't a big hit. I know we had now
had a new interest on for Sammy.
Speaker 15 (44:31):
Did you bring this up because you know mercury is
in retrograde.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I didn't want to.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
I didn't want to scare anybody, Sammy, but we currently
gregs be careful as we saw, mercury is in retrograde.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
So that's why my phone is acting off. Yes, yeah,
yeah we are.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
We just about out of the woods on the whole
eclipse effect, like you.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
That that last six months. Yeah, but mercury retrograde is
not all bad.
Speaker 15 (44:57):
You guys what Yeah, everyone says it like a it's
all bad.
Speaker 8 (45:00):
But you know, people come back from the past.
Speaker 15 (45:02):
You can find things that you lost, Things will come
back to you during the week.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
I bring this up because I found I was just
looking around this guy has an astrology fetish. Well he
uses it again, That's what I thought to like, how
do you use astrology as well?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
This could be the guy Sammy? Right, So.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
This is Omar and actually he blends astrology into his
other fetish. And I'll have you know what he did
an interview, and I'll have the guy who interviewed him
tell us what's going on with Omar.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
And now it's my great pleasure to introduce Omar to
the show. Omar is on the podcast today to discuss
the potential intersection between fetishism and astrology. It's an enlightening episode.
So let's jump right into the fart fetish podcasts.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
I believe we may have had them. He's he's been
going strong. He's a he has a good podcast. You
could tell the sound is pretty deep. He's a professional presenter.
So Omar, yes, he loves farts and he loves astrology.
And Greg, you'll be glad. Omar went right into your
question is how do you become How do you realize
you have actually obsessed with farts? And it was back
(46:14):
in Omar's.
Speaker 20 (46:15):
Childhood, growing up with wrestling and rough housing with my stepbrother.
Wrestling moves were became, I guess, like an opportunity to
fight on me.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
So that's how I got into it. Interesting.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Interesting, interesting, Wait, so your stepbrother is farting on you
and then you think that's hot, yeah, and it becomes
a sexual.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Actually, actually, man, it was more than just that. As
a child. Oh okay.
Speaker 20 (46:37):
Actually the first time I experienced it was at daycare
and like nap time or something, and somebody had farted
and I somehow like ended up like being near like
near the person, like our cops were right next to
each other, and I was like trying to smell it,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
And then there was just.
Speaker 20 (46:51):
This friend I had that was like a really talented
fart I let's say, because they could like fully do
it on blast and they were just doing like I
remember having a playdate with them and that was like
in my small apartment with my mom just there they
were just like farting next to my head and like
I know that my mom could hear this is going on,
and she didn't stop with.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Wow, I'm not satisfied with the answer. It doesn't mean
it it turns sexual.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, Like I was the exactly. Yeah, you know the
water balloon fights as a kid. Does that mean you're
attracted to balloons?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah? I don't know. I cut one.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
I cut one the other day that I could feel
was like really it was silent, but it was like
really warm and just kind of you feel like kind
of like uh, not heavy, but you know what I
mean like yeah, yeah, yeah, so you walk in front
of your no, so like so no, I was laying
in bed and so I cut it and then I'm
laying there and I didn't smell anything.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'm like, wait a minute, that had to stunk, right,
So you didn't do the up down, uptown and uptown with.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I was already on top of the cover, so I
cupped my hand like I'm doing like the freestyle, you know, swimming,
and I just kind of like try to and because
it was so heavy, because I'm like, there's no way
that didn't smell.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
It's like the hot ones are the worst.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
It's like when you see like they have like a
click a swamp gas, it'll just kind of site.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
That's exactly right, that's exactly what. Yeah, dude, I was
in the room by myself, so grossed myself. When a
chef goes up to a pot and just kind of it.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, disgusting. Okay, so that's how you're gross. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
That's how Omar's fart fetish works quote unquote. But now again, astrology,
what's going on here? Well here he says that he
got into astrology, obviously not as a child, but once
he got into astrology, he figured out how it fully
explained his fart fetish.
Speaker 20 (48:35):
When I found astrology, like and I found that as
soon as I was born. This is already kind of written.
I think this was like with Venus and Urinus. But
the aspect says you certainly cannot handle being smothered or
tied down any way except maybe in the bed.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
So like definitely like something I experienced. Okay, all right, here's.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Here's a question. How are you in the fart fetishes?
And you're calling it uranus.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Getting some people do? So he used to your planet
getting people menace.
Speaker 6 (49:09):
I think he doesn't say you're in because he doesn't
want it to be, you know, seen as a joke.
That's serious astrology. So he just said a word there
which I had never heard. But he said his aspect
in astrology, Sammy, what does that mean? I just looked
it up thanks to a I Okay, she knows the
aspects and astrology is the angular relationship between planets and
other points on a birth chart.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Oh, your aspect ratio.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
So like, I guess when you look at an astrology chart,
you look at where you're born, and then you draw
lines and stuff. Between the other astrology astrological sign right.
Speaker 8 (49:41):
It's how many degrees?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh yeah, and this is all nonsense.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
Yeah, but what he read his there was some joke
about getting tied down except in the bed, and he's like, well, oh,
I like getting smothered and fwarted on.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Therefore astrology. Yeah, okay, so weird the show freak of
the week.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
All right, talking to Omar again Fart Fetish Podcast. Now
you might think, okay, this guy is just a complete
weirdo and a dork and so on and so forth,
but no, no, no, he's actually otherwise relatively normal.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
What is your feeling towards uh uh, gender and farts?
Speaker 20 (50:13):
Like, in terms of like relationships, I'm like a straight males,
but like I have like friendships with guys who do
this without us at being anything else. So that's kind
of my relationship to it.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
It's awesome, that's really cool. It's like just bros getting
together farting on each other. That doesn't have to be sexual.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
You guys, you want to come over and just farting
each other straight, but let's not get you let's together.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
In fact, he has Omar the fart guy has a girlfriend's.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
No, I just feel bad, Like when when other guys
hear this who desperately want a relationship and they're like,
all right, this guy's got a girlfriend. And meanwhile, I'm
here in the wind trying, like I'm out here with nobody.
I can't find anybody to date me. This is blown
me loser. Meanwhile, omar here the fart guy. He's got
a girlfriend, and how he broke that down?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Boy?
Speaker 20 (51:06):
I told her because like I kind of figured since
her like brother was like a not just fart, that
she would kind of like understand. Once I admitted it
to her, she kind of like did it for me, like,
but she was still stry about it at first. So
I'm glad she was open to it, like after she
found out, but before she was like she was resistance
to like doing it around me, even though she would
(51:28):
tell me that she would have to interesting.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
It's interesting. It's always interesting. That's interesting, interesting, interesting.
Speaker 6 (51:37):
Yeah, So yeah, I love the like the girlfriend to
pretend to be in it for him.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh yeah, it's kind of something you would just keep
to yourself, I would think.
Speaker 8 (51:47):
So if he needs to get together with his friends exactly.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
If you dates Greg that kind of learned to live
with it, or learn to if somebody farts around you
that you like it, Okay, then just keep that to yourself.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Find a brand you like, and only like, uh, you know,
investing the time of that one person. Like, oh man,
this person smells really good. I like how they smell
like the inside of a pumpkin, you know, when they
come love you.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I know, I pumpkin fart all the time. I have
this guy interview.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Should ask the question like, okay, when you guys get together,
like what's the the meal prep? Like, you know, what
are the appetite.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Taco bill again? Yes? Ord or two?
Speaker 16 (52:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Greg?
Speaker 6 (52:27):
That sort of attitude shameful. What if I told young
Greg Gory is a you know, twenty one year old
college student. You know what, if you're into men, just
keep that to yourself. Don't tell anybody it's true.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
But I'm not saying why your authentic self. I'm not
saying what I'm proud due to these men publicly.
Speaker 6 (52:43):
Yeah, freak of the week now, Greg, Yes, this is again.
You can keep this quiet, this fart fetish stuff, or
if you express it, it can actually take your relationship
to the next level.
Speaker 20 (52:54):
Oh it kind of like just binds me more it
makes my relationship have a stronger bond, like I would
have a stronger bond to somebody being able to have them.
A fart for me is more intimate than I think
anything else.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
It's really the glue.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Yeah, but that is what really gets We had five kids.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
But it wasn't until right, yeah, until now we're intimate.
Speaker 6 (53:25):
Okay. So that is Omar from the podcast and astrology podcasts.
And Omar gave us one thing. He gave me a
bunch of tips about like because where does he go
online to watch fart porn? And he said one of
the girls he likes, her name is Kelly Shamrock, and
she does like these fantasy role play videos. So I
went to her Twitter and this one she's pretending to
be a plumber that showed up to investigate the sink
(53:47):
in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah, of course, because it is probably puked in there.
Here's what she found, all right, a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Let me check it out.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
It looks like he got a hole through your floor
and it might be a bullfrog or something down there
making all that noise.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Can you hear it.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Now? I think they had to add those sounds in
post or did you that Gassie like ready to go,
Like she's like, all right, guys, you ready to roll,
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
It's like I can do this on the right. That's
Kelly Shamrocks.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
What a show, freaking a week everybody, And the song
for Samon and a new song for Sammary Sammy Avril
Avine Mercury in retrograde.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
It does have like a song she would be in.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, yeah, it does that sound does yeah. Yeah, this
is this is the soundtrack for any movie that ever had,
like High School Shoers and like us.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
All that never been Yeah, yeah, your book is the
Woodie Show.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
I think Sammy spent the entire commercial break arguing with
us about how she would never like a song that
sounds like that, like that that the sound of that
aver Loon song, which is a total I don't like
it like pop play.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Okay, okay, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
I'm just gonna throw this out there, like if I
had forget what we already talked about, if I had said,
I'm gonna play this little clip of this song, and
I want everybody to tell me who in this room
is most likely to love this song? Yeah, and to
be like, who would you guess. Would you guess Woodie,
Greg Benis, Sea Bass or Sammy you.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Would get it would be system would break, Yeah, most.
Speaker 8 (55:41):
Likely in this room.
Speaker 15 (55:43):
Yes, but I don't like this song, like, not even
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Do you like Atha Leavine in general?
Speaker 15 (55:48):
I liked I did kind of like skater Boy and complicated.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Okay, so what's like that? I'm gonna ask you? Do
you like Ashley Simpson? Do you like Hillary Duff? Do
you like Jessica Simpson? Like that's all in that realm.
Speaker 8 (56:02):
That's what I'm saying. Like, I couldn't even name really
any of their songs.
Speaker 15 (56:05):
I do remember listening to Hillary Duff when I was
in high school.
Speaker 10 (56:10):
I couldn't.
Speaker 8 (56:10):
I don't know Ashley Simpson songs.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Well, she only has like one in Jessica.
Speaker 15 (56:14):
Simpson, I don't remember. I think she had like one
hit that I listened to.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Psychologists at Lundon University found that people who believe in
astrology tend to be less intelligent and more narcissistic, According
to a study published in the Journal of Personality and
Individual Differences.
Speaker 6 (56:31):
More narcissistic, well, it's literally it's the study of how
is the universe about me?
Speaker 3 (56:36):
They recruited two hundred and sixty four English speaking adults
using questionnaires and tests, finding that those who believed in
astrology scored higher on narcissistic traits and lower on IQ tests.
The study suggests that astrology believers are more self focused
and see themselves as special, yet tend to have lower intelligence.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
This is who you want to associate yourself with.
Speaker 15 (57:01):
You guys, are the ones saying this the study?
Speaker 10 (57:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (57:06):
No, I don't believe that, do you guys think?
Speaker 15 (57:07):
Okay, if we had the people texting right now about
who the most narcissistic person in this room is, who
do you think they're saying?
Speaker 6 (57:15):
Okay, that's that's probably I get the answer on that one.
The point being, though, that's not what the study says.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
Science people who are into astrology, Right, But Sammy doesn't
come off as narcissistic, Yeah, at least on the air. Yeah,
we know how she lives.
Speaker 6 (57:32):
Your life, do you?
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Aren't you like pushing kids out of the way on
the sidewalk and you're walking your dog?
Speaker 1 (57:41):
And will I do that? Yeah? Here comes Sammy.
Speaker 3 (57:46):
Everybody, look out, not gonna for your car, all right,
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows
next hang up or what he show show up next?
(58:07):
And we are into another new hour, Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct World.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Mom, Woody, that's Greg Gorey, Good morning minute, Good morning
to you. Good morning Woody.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
There is sea Best, Sammy Bort, Caroline. We've got Morgan,
We've got von phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody, and it's up
of the text over to two two nine eight seven.
A couple of things coming up for you this hour.
We're gonna do the Craigslist prices right, which we've done
a number of times.
Speaker 1 (58:38):
This is the dark Web edition. We talked about this.
Speaker 3 (58:41):
I don't even know, and someone's gonna have to explain
because I know Morgan ended up going and finding a lot.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
Of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, and maybe i'll maybe we don't even talk about
how to access the dark Web on the radio.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
I don't know. Yeah, it's impossible to find out, believe
it or not.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
I want to, Like, you know, people go, well, if
a terrorists really wanted to get us all of it
have to do, and they lay out the plants, like
maybe we'll vocalize it and put it out there.
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Yeah. True, we'll know that the dark web exists.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Maybe we don't give a step by step on how
you find it, but we have some of the items
that are being sold on the dark web. And now
we'll play around with the Craigslist prices right with that
code up.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
Later on in the hour.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Now. One of the the websites that it's really blown
up over the last couple of years is Temu.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yeah it has. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (59:22):
Timu started in twenty twenty two, and they're blaming a
lot of the closures of the discount stores on Temu,
like our big lots and our dollar stores and all that.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
Kind of Stuff's all crap, right, well, everything has like
cheap garbage. No, I'm asking the questions.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
Yeah, it's not name brand stuff. It's very well, I'm
not name brand. I think what he's saying is it's literal.
Speaker 3 (59:45):
Quality and its fall apart in three seconds, right, disposable
disposable stuff.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah, you can find anything and everything on tim I
know that, but then how long does it last? Like
you get it and then it's like what done?
Speaker 5 (59:58):
And I don't know because we can I mean, well,
you can find sex toys on there. You can get
e bikes like usual like e bikes that you would
see in a store for like two grand, you can
get for four hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
So it just kind of burn your house down, like
you plug it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, the minute you plug it in the charge, the
next thing you know, you got a fire that even
the fire department can't put out.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
That's white hot.
Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
I'm curious how this stuff even is physically able to
be produced at these prices.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Yeah, that's like, well, we'll check this out.
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Because there was a story just recently how deor the
you know, fashion Cody they have handbags like they sell
for twenty seven hundred bucks. Yeah, and they went through
a lawsuit and it says that they're actually.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Made like twenty five bucks. No, yeah, fifty seven dollars. Okay,
I think Italy was suing them or something in the
country of Italy.
Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Yeah, so they had to disclose like how much it
actually costs to make these bags.
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
And they spend a billion dollars on the Super Bowl
this past Super Bowl that you're not de or but
tea move They were spending a ton of money. Every
other ad seem like it was a team move out. Yeah,
Like how much does stuff actually cost?
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Or produce. I do not know.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
But what TIMU does is like cut out the middleman
and directly from the manufacturer whoever's making this stuff is
shipping it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Yes, listen to a podcast that kind of explains their
supply chain. It's it's different because they like, the manufacturer
won't make let's say fill in the blank and e
bike until TIMU gives them, you know, a thousand orders,
and then they say, oh, I can make we can
make this many thousands, and like when it's the saying,
well ship but directly from our factory.
Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
There's no tam warehouse like that would be for an Amazon.
Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
And they also I think they have some kind of
deal where they're skirting international tariff laws too or poky,
So they're like that's another part of the discount is
they're not exactly claiming things necessarily that there's some there's
some built in thing a few years ago that gives
him access around those.
Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I've never bought anything from Timu any t MoU shoppers
in here, I have not. Morgan, have you ever used TMU?
Speaker 10 (01:01:46):
No, I haven't, but my mom loves it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, what kind of stuff does she buy?
Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
She's bought a few things for like the parties. Yes,
maybe sex toys.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I'm your problem. They have that on there by the way,
Yes they have everything. Why would you buy anything on there?
They're gonna put it in your body?
Speaker 10 (01:02:01):
Good point, but no, the clothing is terribly made. She says,
you can wear it one night for you know, an event,
and then done.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
They battle a she in, which is another discount. Yeah. Spot.
Now the downfall I heard about is it takes a
long time to get to you now right.
Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Well, I think that has changed because I was just
about to tell Sea Bass is you know I just
recently went on t MoU to buy some items, and
they actually have set up some warehouses so they can
get you stuff within a week. But that was when
it first launched. That was the kind of something like
three weeks before he got something.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Well, menus did buy something just to just to so
we can all see how it all works. Medice's t
MoU review, And what did you buy? You said, he
bought a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I thought of some people on the show. So okay,
first I bought Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
I bought you a massager that was nineteen dollars and
eight cents. Now, if you want to go ahead and
open that up.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Set up. Now.
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
The problem is I thought it was like rechargeable, but
you actually have to plug it in.
Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
I'm not buying anything from that goes into my wall
out because that's again house burned down. Right, So it's
one of those like it's like a neck pillow, but's
got those built in little nodes that rotate team.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
It was good for teachers because usually we have to
use our own money to pay for the stuff in
our classroom.
Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
Oh yeah, like pencils and stuffer.
Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
So and then I thought of Woody, and I bought
this sound machine because he likes to sleep with sound machines. Yeah,
and I so I opened it up and I immediately
broke the top of it. I thought you had to.
I thought you had to turn it to make different sounds.
But it's actually pretty cool. So oh it still works,
Yeah it does. What was the thing you broke off?
What does that do?
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
It was just for shell okay, ocean stream rain or fire.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah okay, yeah that was like podcasts to do the
same thing.
Speaker 11 (01:03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Oh apps, right now, I can't turn it off. Oh
you can't turn it off? Oh damn, I can't like
sh it turned off. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
I'm looking right now. I'm seeing a hood. It's like
the Ramen. It's you know, like the Ramen cover. Yeah,
but it says instead of ram and it's weed flavors.
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
So and then for Sammy, I found this oven mitt
that's a mouse because.
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
She loves that house. Oh yeah, it's so cute.
Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Gripper Yeah, Glenn Powe, Yeah, ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
That does look like something you would buy.
Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
It is super cuteps cute and when so you're grabbing
your cookies out of the ye little mouse.
Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
This thing, this other thing that I bought because you know,
we like to talk about the office toilet all the time.
I thought we should like juice it up or like
you know, I don't know, make it, put some flair
on it. You can make your toilet look like a
disco light.
Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Oh cool. And that was only four dollars and forty eight.
So this is a light that clips under your bowl. Yeah,
and then it kind of projects a disco pattern.
Speaker 8 (01:04:50):
Yeah, to rave while you're going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Because I sent it to you directly, I posted something
that maybe you would want to buy. It's like a
rear view mirror for your toilet lid.
Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Right, it goes so when you left your twilet up,
there's a little revier like where you the lower back.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
So when you look back, Greg, you get a nice
clear shot of your butthole of actually, so you can
see if you're like really cleaning up well enough.
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Taking a trot that Greg? How's your neck massage? It's
kind of legit. Really, it's actually nice and it's super simple.
You just hit the on off button. Are you supposed
to lay on the ground with that thing?
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I would imagine that we're supposed to do, not supposed
to hold it like hold like.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
A thing a strap on the back that you put
on your chair.
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Yeah, or here, lay down on the ground, Greg, and
give us some review.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Lay on it. This is the tu review.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Somebody did say their mom's sister, stepmom, numerous other aunts
have gotten their credit card info stolen.
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Yeah, because I think what.
Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
They do is because they're you know, old people on Facebook.
There are like some like counterfeit websites that make it
look like close and then they put it in there.
Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
See.
Speaker 15 (01:05:53):
That's why I've never used tu is because that's what
I heard. They were stealing information, so to not use it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Greg. You know, lying down is not as good as
just grab.
Speaker 18 (01:06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah, it goes a little too high, kind of goes
to the back of your skull, all right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
I also bought a light switch that is an actual
light that's pretty light. Yeah, that's pretty like stick that somewhere. Yeah,
it's like those old tap lights.
Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
They have like a little storage area you can just
attached out to the wall. It looks like a like
a wall. Play with the light switch and you just
flip it and like like an led light comes on.
That cost three dollars. How can I get an electric
bike out the word? Would you say three some four
hundred bucks? But yet that light switch cost that much.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
But I get three dollars and that includes everything that's
from China to your door for three dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
I know how.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Yeah, the texter does say seven one six says teamus
garbage from China and its purpose is for the Chinese
to collect personal data.
Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Okay, yeah, notthing like that. Have no other ways to
do it. They have TikTok and now they have Team
but like a personal data so they like menace likes
light switches and okay, with that nine for nine.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
We went camping recently and we bought a ton of
stuff from TIMU. Very hit or missed. None were in
the middle. It was like a great buy or basically
just broke right away.
Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Now here's another thing I don't know if I'm sure
should do in the studio, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
Bubble guns are very popular on social media. And this
one has thirty six different areas to shoot out bubbles.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Okay, this one was. The bubble gun was three dollars
and fifty six.
Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I see those people with the kiosks at the mall.
They used the bubbles to get people's attention as they're
walking by.
Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Well that's all that's here, are goes. Oh wow, they're
still in bubbles all right? Cool. Wow. The thing that
I found though, joined plastic dolphins. I found out that
SMU actually has food on it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Oh, really have arsenic in sofar down to chips.
Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
These are pizza potato chips.
Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Now they actually you know the bag, yeah, it says
calb piece of potato.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Chips and uh.
Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Unfortunately on TIMU the food items are actually pretty expensive
because they sell them in bulk and then so you
can't get them like individually.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
So the.
Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Five pack alread gave him away to some little kids,
but us is nineteen.
Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
But also another thing that I found when I clicked
on this that you can buy this stuff and installments
like on a firm and after pay. So if I
wanted to buy these pizza chips, I only had to
pay four dollars and niney nine cents that day.
Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Oh well, that's when you know you've really made it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Yeah, you're buying like a sock, all right, you're buying
chips on timu on basically like a layaway plant for
financing it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Dude, those are a plus. They are. That is so good.
Tastes way better than the smells. Yeah, that is really good.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Well great, now you guys are just implanted chips in
yourself and the track.
Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
That's right way to go.
Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
So the most expensive item that I did buy, and
I don't know if you're a venturous to try this,
but there are like butter sticks, so forty one ninety
nine eighteen pack. I think they're just sticks of butter that.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Are forty one dollars for butter. Yeah, freeze dried butter. Yeah, well,
so what is it though, I mean they look like
I don't really know. Can you read this Chinese ingredients?
Can you read it? Joaga Rico butter flavored potato snack. Okay,
so it's potatoes, yeah, excruded potato. Oh really, butter baby
(01:09:37):
has a butter flavored because it looks like French fries butter.
I think it's just butter sticks. It's butter. Ignore the
potato party.
Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
It's just yeah, there's no okay, yeah, it's just a
potato stack. They're probably just buttery, right, very crispy, okay,
very hard.
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Oh that's not good. Yeah, almost great, though this doesn't
tast like much.
Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
It doesn't take anything grow.
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Right, this devoid of flavor yet the most expensive item, yeah,
that's weird. Forty one bucks for how many for an
eighteen pack of garbage?
Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
That's terrible.
Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
It has a very buttery after taste though, well.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
There's there's menaces TMU review. Yeah guys with food who
do Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Who knew that? Terrible? Yeah? And I got the items
pretty quick.
Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
And also they have this weird thing that every time
you go on the website you got to spin for coupons.
So I actually got everything for under one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
A yeah, it's a game.
Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
It's not for those of you who have bought stuff
on on timu. What's the best thing you bought on team.
Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Show? All right, so what's cool that you bought on.
Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
T mud say they bought a eight function high pressure
shower head.
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Absolutely love it was ten bucks. Really, that seems like
something that would break after one years. I shopped TMU frequently.
Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
I bought four Ladies tops and absolutely love them. Also
got plenty of plant items that I use. So Greg,
you're always talking about how expensive fake houseplants are.
Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
See that is a multi quadrilliony.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Here you go, see best says. I also buy many
of my essential oils there as well.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
I'm not even joking that it is not a good idea.
So many supplements and.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Things like that have all kinds of crapit. I don't
know about seven oh two.
Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
I got a talking cactus for my grandson. It's five bucks,
still works great.
Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Where did it go moved to get stolen? I think
it got moved.
Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
T shirts on Timu are not that bad, surprisingly good quality.
Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
And fit to size.
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Okay, so we said they bought a two pack of
black light flashlights for a dollar seventy five you usually
would have paid ten bucks going to a store. Got
a hoodie for my gear shift, so it looks like
a little dude.
Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I see you put it on the Okay, it's like
a golf club cover. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
That was two dollars and fifteen cents. Just a four
pack of LED lights that you plug into a USB
port of your car for extra ambient lighting noise. You
look like, yeah, yeah, you see the the lifts and
the ubers that that do that too.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah. I was in a Halloween scene one time. Orange
lights all around. This one says I ordered place mats
for every holiday. They're amazing trash class.
Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
I like.
Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Seeing.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
This is why all these discount stores are going out
of business, because.
Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
This is all the kind of stuff you would go
to the dollar store for us. Another text says I
bought wireless headphones that look like air pods. They work
so well. I bought them for five bucks and they
look and feel like air pods. I was honestly amazed.
Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Well, if you want to win some stuff, this will
be for the bargain price of free. We have a
dumb ass contest coming up for you next. It's the
Dark Web edition of the Craigslist Price is Right.
Speaker 17 (01:12:55):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
So if you want to play, phones are open eight
seven seven forty four or Woody. It's eight seven seven
forty four Woody, same as the regular Craigslist Price is Right,
but instead of you know, getting the items off of Craigslist,
we had Morgan go on the dark Web and find
items that are being sold there. Again, I've heard the
dark Web. I know what it is. I don't know
how you access.
Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
That or hopefully from my work computers.
Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yeah, it's like darkweb dot com I mean, but anyway,
Morgan did it. She had the help of a few
people of like, you know, navigating there. But that will
be next. If you want to play eight seven seven
forty four Wooding.
Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Sure, all right, well.
Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Let's uh, let's play and win some stuff. You got
a dumb ass contest ready to go. Here for you
and our dumb ass contest today is the Clist.
Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Price is Right?
Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Yeah, Craigslist Price is right. This is the Dark Web edition.
Now you've heard about the dark Web, seemest, do you
want to explain it more?
Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Which is kind of like it's basically it's a it's
it's the real web, just have to Basically, there's a
few layers to get there.
Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
You're you're signing onto a server which signs on to
another server. So to keep things hidden because it's the
nefarious stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
Yeah, I kound of you don't want people to know
who you are where you are buying, you know, drugs
and people and things like that, bu leg movies.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Let's just say you're in the market for people body
even bought, not a whole person, body parts.
Speaker 12 (01:14:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Yeah, you would go need a liver.
Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Yeah, all right, So it's gonna work the same way
that other other Craigslist prices, right, games work. I have
the things that Morgan has found. Now, Morgan, when you
were digging through there, were you surprised about what, you know,
what you could find.
Speaker 11 (01:14:35):
And not really because I just assumed you could find
anything on there. I think I was on the team
side of the.
Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Dark, the team you're on the gray web.
Speaker 10 (01:14:44):
That was in the shallow end, the deep end.
Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
All right, well we have these items here. I'm going
to tell you a little bit about the item. I'll
ask somebody here in the studio to give me a
bit on how much they think that item is being
sold for on the dark web. And then you on
the phone just have to guess is the actual price
higher or lower than the bid that was given here
in the studio. And if you can do that, you're
gonna be the one. We're all right, dark web edition
(01:15:09):
of the Craigslist price is right. And uh, let's go
to our first contestants, say hello to Christy.
Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Hey, good morning, Christy, Christy, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
All right, so let's play and the first item that
we have here, let's go with. Let's go with Greg
on this fukay, okay, all right, force sale in the
dark web. It's a stolen and cloned credit card. Oh,
this is a USA Visa credit card with a balance
of two thousand dollars. It's an actual credit card that
has been cloned from a stolen card. Every card is
(01:15:40):
written by a high quality writer and comes with a
working pin. Every card is verified for funds and validity
before shipment.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
They work worldwide. Oh now, how much for this stolen
and cloned credit card? Off? That's terrible? All to go
for it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
It's got a two thousand dollar balance, So I think
they would think that you're getting a deal if you've paid.
Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
No. I think it's the balance on the car. I'm
not sure how much available credit line? Yeah, what balance is?
Two thousand dollars. I would ever buy because.
Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
I was figured to be canceled almost instantly. I would
think that with any of these things.
Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Oh it's cloned, like Clone working one. They don't even
know it's cloned.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I see. So don't use it on a chip reader though.
Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Oh wow, okay, I you know what, I'll say, five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
I have five hundred bills.
Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
All right, Christy, do you think the actual dark Web
price is higher or lower? Well, first of.
Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
All, on Team Who, it's a lot cheaper than that
Mega cheaper. I'm gonna I think a little bit higher. Higher.
Actual dark Web price is only ninety dollars your favorite store. Yeah, yeah,
just get the credit card. All right, Christy, thank you
for the call. Appreciate you. Listen to Woo show.
Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Sorry, Christy, all right, thank you all.
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Let's go to h Andrew. Good morning, Andrew, Hey, good morning.
We're doing good.
Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
All right, So this is the dark Web edition of
the price is right and uh next here, let's see,
let's go with Menace on this one. Menace for sale
in the Dark Web. It's a glass ball meth pipe.
It says, why embarrass yourself and get evil looks at
the quickie mart when buying your paraphernalia. We have a
(01:17:31):
ton of them, and we ship very discreetly and quickly
to anywhere in the US, made with the highest grade
glass materials. The glasses both thick and strong, approximately five
inches long grade for d MT as well.
Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Awesome. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
That's one of It's like a psychedelic right DMT. Yeah, sure,
I'm not cool enough to know what that is.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I wonder iful. We know the thickness of the glass.
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
It does not say what there is a let's say
there's a picture here that I can try to show you.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
It's got some red veining in it.
Speaker 16 (01:18:01):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
DMT is a visual and auditory hallucinogen.
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Okay, I'm gonna go five bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Five bucks, Andrew, what do you think do you think
the actual dark Web price is higher or lower than
five dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
To be able to experience the high of meth and
DMT and all that, I figure it's got.
Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
To have a little bit more value than that.
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Long we going to go a little bit higher, a
little bit higher well, the actual dark web price thirteen
dollars and sixty seven cents. Oh wow, very specific random.
Yeah yeah, so congratulations my friend.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
You already winner. Heck you? Hey, hang on.
Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
One second, we'll get all your information. Let's go to Chris. Hey,
good morning, Chris, Chris Morning Show Morning. We're playing the
dark web edition of the price is right. These are
all things that are being sold on the dark Web.
Let's see. We'll go with Sammy on this one. Okay,
Sammy four sale. It's a hacked Uber account, all right? ACKed,
(01:19:04):
it says you will get hacked log in user details
with their credit card info attached. You will be able
to order Uber taxi rides in fifty three different countries
and more than two hundred cities worldwide.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Will so, how much for the hacked Uber account?
Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
I'm going to say fifty bucks?
Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Fifty bucks? Chris? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Do you think the actual dark web price is higher
or lower than fifty bucks?
Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
I'm gonna go lower.
Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Actual dark web price only fifteen dollars gray, congratulations, All right, Chris,
hang out on a second.
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Well, you're welcome, Thank you for this, well done. Crackhas.
Don't just use regularly like glass weed pipes.
Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Yeah, they have to have a special pipe paul In methods.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yeah, us know, and you're not getting the crooked eye
from the person at the head shop judging you. We've
got time for one more.
Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Let's say high to league Morning Lee, Lee, Good morning morning.
All right, we're playing the dark web. Price is right,
Sea Bass. This will be your item here, much like
he got his MENSA certificate. This is a fake Ivy
League School degree. I'm sure you Look, if I can
buy a hacked Uber account and a credit card online,
I'm sure I can buy the MENSA bulletin.
Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
The hell, get the MENSA bulletin magazine when you have
an official membership there.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Oh wow, okay, yeah, they have printers. Really cool.
Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
All right, So a fake Ivy League School degree printed
on thick quality paper, high quality embossed seal, identical size
to an original degree. When you order, please choose which
degree you want and send me your first name, last name,
date of birth, city of birth, and graduation date.
Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
That sounds like they're fishing for info on the dark web. Yeah,
sounds great. I got a fair degree. Actually, just too
could have the plaque.
Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Yeah, because he went to NYU for a while didn't graduate,
and then anybody wanted to be able to say he
went order you can bodies on websites or.
Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Whatever, or the dark web.
Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
I'll say two hundred and fifteen dollars, two hundred and
fifteen one five, two hundred and fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
So what do you say, Lee, higher or lower? Well,
the IVY League is the best of the best.
Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
I'm gonna says higher.
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Actual dark web price four hundred and twenty five dollars. Congratulations,
it's the four and twenty five bucks. It's the embossing.
The they hack into the system and say you went there.
Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Do you want it? You can whatever you got. You
got to get a degree from Harvard. Go ahead, we
go to kinkos and get that best. This is all
all the little things to add up.
Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Yeah, Lee, congratulations, you are a winner as well. Dropping
them Hang on one second, we'll get all your information.
That's how you play.
Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Did go to Harvard one day? I mean for the day,
Oh yeah, for the tour a degree masts All right,
I'm down Harvard. I kind of like this version a
little bit better than the Craigslist one for now. Yes,
it's new.
Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Yeah, I like it and naughty, your favorite naughty?
Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
All right, moreoody shows next, hang on after the sales
department takes their monitory piece of fish and blood. So
what do you show back in a bit? This is
the show. Yeah, this is the Woy Show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
You know when we asked everybody, what's something that you know,
it's one of the things that you heard when you
first started listening to the show that really kind of
got you like, oh man, I'm coming back, I'm gonna
listen again, or that really kind of makes you fall
in love with us. Men's worth they men's spelling me.
These are things that people really love. It makes them
(01:22:39):
feel good, It makes them feel better about themselves.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
That's true, definitely. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
It's like how a lot of these news stories, like
you hear about these dumbasses in the news, or you
hear about this guy that we're talking about, like thinking
that the Walgreens refrigerators are scanning you to see if
you're vaccinated. People that are into chakra, yeah, rainbow heeling. Yeah,
dumbasses like you just figure like, oh, you know, at
least I'm not that dumb, you know, pretty normal vibrating
(01:23:05):
eight times for five hundred bucks as the texture here.
Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Says you know what a great deal? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Can you get a group on for that? So we've
got the dumb ass spelling bee ladies and gentlemen. All right,
so Menace, we have some words here. I will give
you the words and then and then before we ask
you to spell them, we'll go around the room and
we will ask everybody, or if you are, if you're listening,
you can also take a guess.
Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
How many out of that list do you think is
going to get? Right?
Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
So they're all because I wrote down numbers for the
d u i Q question one question?
Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Yeah, okay, well that's what he does. Yeah, right, but
there are six words. I do have a bonus word.
Okay that we'll save that for the end. I'll say
these numbers. Then we have a couple. We have six words,
and we're gonna see how menace does it is? The
spelling yes, all right, venus, yes, let me know when
(01:23:59):
you're ready for we're word number one?
Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
All right, hit me all right? Word number one, eat
me foreign? Okay, word number two? Blog it bloona where
the food at Menace? Gina did bring some snacks? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Oh yeah, how about that? Jinna brought snacks. Word number
three is wiener, one of your favorite things?
Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Wiener? Do you love a good Wiener? All right, we're
number four, nauseous. Word number five. You'll have some time
to kind of go back and in finesse, in finise.
All right, All there we go. Word number five.
Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
Library, am sorry as you put it, library, library, Library?
Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
When's last time you were legit in a library? Menace?
A high school? I think I went to one like
in Europe and stuff. Just look inside, take some pictures.
They got books too, They got books up in there, yeah,
up in there. Yeah? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
So library is uh, word number five and then more
Number six is contagious. All right, so foreign boloney, wiener, nauseous, library, contagious,
and I'll save the bonus word out of six? How
(01:25:26):
many do we think that menace is gonna get right again?
You could text your guests over to two to ninety seven. Greggory,
we'll start with you.
Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
I think the good money would go on maybe one,
but I'm not even confident on that one, so I
am gonna say sorry, Medas zero zero, I have him
down for one. I was thinking one. We always said
to catch you up.
Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
We always overestimate on this guy, and he always underperformed.
Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
I was gonna say, am I too optimistic?
Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
With two?
Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Yes? Okay, maybe that's okay.
Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Maybe it was only the safe vat Yeah it really is, okay, Uh,
Sammy one one sea bass looked up.
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Nauseous is on a grade three spelling list. Uh it is.
I'm gonna ask a Bord too, because Bort spends a
lot of time with Menace. But how many?
Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
You know what, I'll be nice and say one one
Bort out of those six, how many do you think
he's gonna get?
Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Three? Lovers? I know I'm gonna do it already. Yeah. Yeah,
I did see him drinking a coffee earlier, so does nauseous.
That's in the third grader's vocabulary, like it's on a
third grade level spelling grades on other grades. But I'm
(01:26:41):
seeing it as low as three. Yeah, maybe i should
change it to two.
Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
I'll stick with it. The majority on the text so
far is between one and three. Now, all right here,
bonus like you said two? Yeah, all right, So, Gina,
which ones do you think he's got the best chance
of getting library?
Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
I'm hopeful because you just sell that out. Well, don't
give any clues. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, and then what else?
Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
I don't think this is a good idea, but.
Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
Foreign foreign hilarious, it's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
You are funny, Greg, Which one do you think he's
got the h you said? I said zero. I was
thinking Wiener. Yeah, Wiener is just like his life. Oh yeah, brother,
all right, Sammy.
Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
I also thought Wiener Wiener.
Speaker 12 (01:27:26):
Oh wow, I'm gonna say Wiener because of the options.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
There, and there's weaner options. It's funny because that's the
one I had to Wiener. Yeah yeah, all right, all right, yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:27:40):
So it's uh oh.
Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
There's some zeros filtering in there, but yeah, most mostly
one and two.
Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
The Vegas the Vegas line would be point five.
Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, look I support it, all right,
menace any anything that I get as a win, menace.
Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
You're ready to take some guesses? Yes, all right? The
first word is foreign born. F O R I e
N foreign? Oh foreign incorrect? He was getting threw almost
in there.
Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
Yeah, you want to give it one more chance. Okay,
we want to look at it again.
Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
O R I A N N all right, f O
R E I g N okay, silent g yep. Are
you mad at that? G?
Speaker 14 (01:28:25):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (01:28:26):
There?
Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Was it there?
Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
I mean, totally unnecessary? But yeah, all right, all right man,
it's word number two. Dumb as spelling b belogey.
Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
B A l O n Y makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
And yeah, well you you know, mm hmmm, which one
where you go you are?
Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Because I've seen it spelled two ways. Yep, I'm spelled
it the right. He stepped out of the gate with
the A in there, So that was about what I
would have gone with you ball loney, ball loaning baloney?
What about blow na? That's another silence. That's how I
always think about it, when when you're gonna like have
to write it out another silent up in there. Oh yeah,
(01:29:12):
because I got in the stores. You know, I'm never
getting this silent.
Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
I got a friend whose email is Marconi baloney, and
so like I had to email him a bunch and
so it's b O l O g n.
Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
A right like bologna.
Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Yeah, but nobody, nobody guess that Meta was gonna have
a shot at that one. All right, So oh for two,
oh for two, word number three, which we all thought
that he was going to be able to get.
Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Uh, this is Wiener Wiener w E I N E
R wiener.
Speaker 12 (01:29:48):
Wiener and accepted. Yeah, yeah, and I never know. The
answer is because it is both E I and I
E and I way I.
Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Spell it pro All right, Well, men's got that's one.
Stuck on that, haters, Yeah, suck on it. What does
Google say when I type in that? I always do
I E? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Well does it matter if it's like uh wiener as
in penis or wiener as in hot dog?
Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
It does not, I'm looking at it should be. Technically
the best spelling is I E because it comes from Vienna.
You think the sausages obviously, right, But it's I guess
been dumbed down so much that they don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't correct me. No, they're both
in the dictionary. Okay, hell yeah, all right. Noise crushed it. Yeah,
you crushed it.
Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
That's the one you should have gotten, right, by the way,
with all your tago wiener all destroyed.
Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
The menace is dumb ass spelling. B word number four
is nauseous. Uh, let's go for it. N O N
S E s H I s H Then before I,
before I, before I say anything, please give us that
one more time.
Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Menace please be n O n s e s h
I s h. Could you even write that down? Greg,
n O N s e h I s h. Non.
You know he loves n.
Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
S and that means you're not nauseous, you're nonxious.
Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Like sound say the word and so I can hear you,
is it n all? No, so I can hear your pronunciation, like,
let me hear your.
Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Nause n O N nah r n a and then
ish I s h. Yeah. Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Next one, that one, uh n a U s e
o u s interesting nause and what was his spelling again, Greg,
n O N s.
Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
E h I s h. Does Google fix that for me?
Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Uh? Yeah, you might you know what that might be
so butchered that it might not have any suggestions.
Speaker 16 (01:32:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Yeah, type it in say I feel, and then you're
spelling and Greg can give it to you again if
you need it. Oh, don't put it an I feel,
because that gives it. Oh yeah, that's true, that's true. Yeah,
just put the word in menace. It makes nonsense nonsense.
Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Nonoshia lounge tobacco. Yeah, it corrects it as to nonsense nonsense. Okay,
makes sense runner, all right, So he's.
Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
Uh, he's gotten one out of four so far. The
only one he's gotten so far is Wiener. Next one
up is library.
Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Yeah, oh you want me to go?
Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Yeah right, l I b e r y Library. Here go,
l I b e r y e Library. All right. Library.
That's the one that Gina thought that Menace would get.
Board said three. Yeah, how you feel on three? Not
too good?
Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
I thought at least, you know, belonging to he would
get and you know, nauseous he would get you.
Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
You got crushed it. Yeah, minutes Library one more time.
Oh l I b e r y Library.
Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Okay, l I b r a r y Library, or
as he as he says it, library, Yeah, Barry Library.
Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
All right, he's liberian.
Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
He's one five, going into our final word in this
round of the dumb ass spelling b number six zero people.
Word number six is contagious centageous c O.
Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
N T A G E S E S contagious.
Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
More than one.
Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
So close you were they got a run at first,
Like he starts like just spitting out those letters, like
I was like, wow, I think he's gonna get trips
wants and yeah, those guys on the skateboards just start
going too fast, the wobble and all of a sudden
this is catastrophe.
Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Do I just not have the e s on the end?
Right one more time?
Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
C C O n T A G e O it's
g I oh really now finish it.
Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
I just gave you part of the one. C O
N T A G I.
Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
S S contagious, cous.
Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
O U S menace O U S S menace. As
would say, alright, well, uh that for six, I it
one kind of It is a grade five word. Okay,
well the bonus word. It's been mad years since I
was in mad. Yeah, yeah, far away you get from it.
Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
And words you never used, especially when we didn't like
a big thing about disease over the past four years.
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Yeah, and you know words you don't ever use them,
and when the last time you used words?
Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
Right, So paintings all right? The bonus word looking at him?
Menace the bonus word.
Speaker 12 (01:35:06):
Yeah, Japanese, Gina, Japan, Japan and I menace and I
have both been to Japan and praise multiple times, singing
daily mention of j pray, Yeah, wonderful superiors.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Have you been to Japan? I haven't.
Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
I studied Japanese here in.
Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Five this is all making sense. You studied Japanese theater,
I did Kyogan.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
And no because Kobookie was two million's dream.
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Yes, I think, Yeah, what the hell is that such
a cliche? Yeah, all right, menace, Yes Japanese.
Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
J A p A n E s s E A French.
Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
You had one extra s j A p A n
E s E. Menace almost had it. Damn it blood
so close.
Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Alright, Well, there's uh menicin the dumb ass spelling bee
every and I was gonna say we could post his spellings,
but he has crossed through each one, and oh my bad. Sorry,
you know the rules, dude.
Speaker 6 (01:36:09):
He loves her, first off, Gina. He's hiding his answers
so Greg can't look at them and laugh at him.
Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
I can't see that. Yeah, so you
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