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Coming up for you today, Around a Bitch Be Trippin'.
You have like one of those blonde moments, So we'll
be sharing some of those also, well only sings with
the songs. One of these song lists songs that put
you in a good mood? How about that? What's the
song in the matter? What it is put you in
a good mood? Last Man Standing? So one of those
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where we set the topic, we start taking your calls,
We take one of the calls, take a second one,
decide which one hangs in, and then whichever one's left
at the end of the segment wins a prize. Yes,
so we got the Last Man Standing today, plus a
Woody Show Taste Drive Locky Hey. Sammy had a social dilemma? Yes,
So what was it like? You were at a restaurant?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So the social dilemma was I was at a place
where you walk up and kind of order food. All
the tables were taken, and so I was sitting eating
with my brother and we're looking around at people waiting
for tables, and he said, oh, how about we give
it to this family right here. They have some kids,
And so I thought, okay, And as he got up
to give them the table.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
There was a pregnant.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Lady that was right there waiting for our table as well.
So the question is who do you give it to
the family with kids or the pregnant lady.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I get up and I let him fight it out. Yeah,
I get up and go Why do you select who
takes your hand? A bit?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I was just gonna you would You wouldn't be like,
are we giving this.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The give away? Yeah? You were done eating? Yeah? Yeah,
oh I always do that judge.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, if it's if a place is full and people
are waiting for tables, I pick who's going to get
my table.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Never even reallyss racist to me. Actually that sounds like
the same. That person has the same mentality as the
person who tries to control the speed of traffic. So
they're basically like a like they're speed checking everybody, like, well,
I'm in the left lane, sure, but I'm already going
a little bit over the speed limit, so I'm not
going to move out of the way.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
We're not talking about dangerous driving, just like a general bitch, right, or.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The person who knows that you're waiting for the spot
in the parking lot and yet they just sit in
their car and like I've done that, They're like, I
am not going to let that person I control it.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
You know, you're not rushing it though.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your hands up, you're not honking your horn, you're not
doing any of that kind of stuff. You're just simply
waiting for this. But they've decided they're going to take
their sweet ass time because they've decided the Sammy's of
the world have decided that you are not worthy of
quote their spots, it is not your table to give.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I guess it is a power move. I didn't think
of it that way.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I thought of it as being nice if like, oh,
we're going to give it to this like family here.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's not your choice. Very strange. Yeah, I wouldn't pick
at all. I would just literally get up and go now.
I also do up up next is gonna be you
any wait?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Hold on first, let me tell you. You have to
need like a SOB story, like any medical bills.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Does this family have cancer?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't work there. That said, I don't like the
people who are just kind of hovering. They see you're
about to wrap up, like all these people look about done,
and so they start doing that circling the hovering around
your table around like, man, don't crowd me either.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
That is what the pregnant lady was doing.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
But I didn't notice she was pregnant until after because
the table was above her belly. And so I was like,
oh this this lady.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
No, And then we got up and I was like, oh, no,
she was pregnant.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Wait did you call her fat bitch? Jeez?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Now, man, it's this sounds like another good reason. And
if you show up at a restaurant and there's a
line and a.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Wait, I turned around and go to the restaurant next
to yeh, don't stop there. Wait, No, it's you order
at the counter and then you go sit there. You're
waiting for a table.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
You see the place to eat there, You see the
place is too crowded for and you you intend on
sitting obviously, you see the place is too crowded for
everybody that's already there. So you go to the next place.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, okay, So under the let's say, under the hypothetical,
let's say that we weren't all against Sammy here, right, Okay,
just for the hypothetical. Okay, So it's between so you
have to the family with two kids or the pregnant lady,
and you are going to be a dick and you're
going to decide.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
You're not gonna choose that you are the restaurant God.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, you are the lord of the table, over the table.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
You're taking the job of the hostess.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
No, there is no hostess or.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Of whatever, the person who's supposed to be like the manager.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
No, it's just a grab a table.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, the pregnant woman alone she was, but I'm guessing
that No, not.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Alone, She's sitting for two with child.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
There was no one else around her.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
But I have a feeling she was just trying to
grab a table and then call whoever she was with.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, So if it's between the family with two kids
or the pregnant lady, who are you giving? If you're
Sammy and you're being all rotten self, but who are
you giving the table to?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:14):
I would go family.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'll go family as well, because I'm not going to
give a whole table to a pregnant one lady. Yeah,
she can find a corner somewhere. I'm being pregnant. It's
not my fault. She went fun you know. Yeah, I'm
giving to the family as well, And just because there's
just more to try to coordinate. Coordinate by the corral. Yeah,
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so like and.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
If the place is crowded to begin with the whole family.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, because I feel more for the parents who are
trying to deal with the kids who are waiting for
the table. Lo's suit dum okay, Well we got to
wait for a table. We gotta wait our turn. I am.
I am sympathizing with the family with that. Yeah not.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I mean, man's the other way to avoid problems with kids.
One don't have them, but also don't show up to wait,
wait to sit down place with kids, I know, compounding
your issues.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Just leave them at home, like Greg says, like put
them in again historically easy and then go out to eat.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Now, I know this doesn't really matter because she's pregnant,
But how hot was the pregnant ship?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, yes, Sammy, she was.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
She was attractive.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yes, Sea Mass asked the question. Sammy starts looking around.
If we're going to give the answer, I don't know.
We weren't there once again, is one of that crossed
from the wind? You were there? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
I don't know where the win is.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
A lot of people are a lot of people are
just oblivious to the world around them.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I don't know where the win is. It's huge. Walk
out the front door of the restaurant, it's right in front.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I remember there being an escalator somewhere. I think there is.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's on multi level. People the restaurant I have never
even been to. You know, when you go to Vegas,
there's that one place with the escalator.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Wait, yeah, yea, yeah, I know the street corner.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, I've never even been to the restaurant. And I
know where. Okay, it's in a multi level building.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Parking garage was and where we parked, and I need
to see it on the escalator by the croc store.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And that is what I know. Okay. Do you know
if the pregnant lady was hot or not? Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yes, she was?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Okay, all right, Well I still went with a family.
Of course, I gain in the in the case where
I suddenly don't make in the case where I.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Can just sci fist said. It's a hypothetical. Also, it's
first come, first served? Is that first come parentheses? Do
I like them more?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
But everyone's just standing around. I'm surprised that nobody does this.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't know when I'm done. I would have never
even I clicked my mind. I make sure all the
trash is picked up. If there's something that fell on
the ground or on my table, I'll even like brush
the crumbs or whatever. And then I just I get up,
I go throw my crap away, and I walk out.
What happens after I walk away is not my problem,
not at all.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Well, now there is a there's a human psychology thing
where one like like the parking spot example, where once
we have something, even if it's not ours, but once
it's once we put it in our mind as ours,
we start taking control all of it, ownership of it.
Do the I mean, no one's in this cycle like
Sammy is.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's you.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
But that is a human psychology thing when you you
take control of something and you kind of in want
to manage it.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
Also, I can be aware of the people that are
around the table, but not the location of where I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
She had to remember her parking spot, man, Yes, man,
she's very complicated.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
There was a lot going on in her head.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, that's right. Apparently too much breathe in, breathe out. Yeah,
breathe in, breathe chedery. Are that all day long shah
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Speaker 2 (10:15):
Shoe all right, bitch, be tripping? Yeah aka blonde Blonde moment.
It happens to the best of us. This one says,
I dated a chick who thought the sun and the
moon were the same thing. The moon was just the
sun when it runs out of fuel.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Each day and then it refuels.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, Ok, that's awesome. That's good stuff. Man. Let's
go to Cody. Good morning, Cody, Hey, Cody, hey's morning.
All right, So bitchb tripping blonde moment. What do you got? Uh?
Speaker 11 (10:49):
So it was one of my old co workers.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
We were out working at night and for whatever reason
he could not figure out why our magnetic work like
would not stick to our aluminum trailer. Over and over.
Guy's magnets broken, got magnet broken?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Man, were broken on aluminum. I can say now, by
the way, that was a challenge for him for a
number of years. I learned it. Yeah, yeah, I couldn't
do it. Yeah, well, any of it happens. People get
like the stainless steel fridges, especially really proud moms that
want to hang up all their kids crap on there.
Yeah it's the best because they can't glutter it up. Greg,
(11:27):
I agree, it doesn't best. No, No, you can't stick magnets.
I didn't know that on the front of a stainless
steel fridge. Sometimes the sides because they're not the stainless steel. Yeah,
you can still stick things on the sides, but yeah,
not on the front of.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
It, which is a great feature.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, all right, Cody, Thanks for the call. Appreciate you.
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie with your bitch beet
tripping story eight seven seven forty four Woody, I found
another clip from my wife. Oh yeah, uh, here we
go this again. This is just off my phone video.
I look awful. What was your question?
Speaker 9 (11:59):
No, don't video me. I don't feel good.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
So there's West Virginia, there's regular Virginia, and then there's
West Virginia.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Right or is it just one? I know there's like
North and South Dakota, North and South Carolina. Well, technically
there should be a west in the East Virginia.
Speaker 13 (12:20):
There's no such thing as East Virginia.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well there's a west.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
That's a whole off answer my question.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
Where Oh my god, West Virginia is a different state
than Virginia for two different states. That's true, West Virginia.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
We talked about this before, but I forgot.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah. So yeah, there's a point though.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Why is Virginia and West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
South Carolina North Carolina?
Speaker 7 (12:57):
But that makes sense, it's not Carolina and South Carolina.
I mean I see her point. Yeah, they should change
it to eat like.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Start campaign on that one. Someone says, my twenty year
old daughter asked me what state Illinois was in? Oh Okay?
This one five to one two. I worked at a
river tubing company. There were a bunch of stairs where
you got out of the river at and the lady
was letting all the air out of her tube. Asked
her why she was doing that. She said, so it
would be lighter to carry up the stairs. Her husband
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just looked at me with this look that said, please
don't ask. But I had to. I asked her how
much the airwave? Yeah, and she said she didn't know,
but it was lighter.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
It really bogs you down to be hobot.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
This one five seven five, my older Mustang broke down.
I towed the car home, overhauled the engine, and you know,
just thinking it gave out. Once I overhauled it, it
still wouldn't start. And that's when I realized it was
just out of gas.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Oh no, no, that's always the case.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Let's go to Becky on the phones. Eight. Good morning, Becky,
good morning. All right, bitch, be tripping. What do you got?
Speaker 14 (14:14):
So premise was my sister was younger, so not converse
her too much, I guess. But I live in like
a super like rural area and we were just driving
down the road and we happened to be passing some
Amish people and my sister started screaming, Oh my gosh,
I finally get to see Pilgrums.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Was hilarious.
Speaker 14 (14:38):
And she was serious after Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, all right, it was good Becky. Thank you for
call Kildrums. Appreciate you listening to show. I have yourself
a great day.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Uh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
We got a text about this one. I'd forgot about
this guy. This guy was a congressman, Hank Johnson. Hank
remember he uh, he had that theory about Guam.
Speaker 15 (15:00):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, this is a.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
Part of the island and I don't know how many
square miles that is.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Do you happen to know?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I don't have that figure with me, sir. I can
certainly supply it to you if you'd like.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Yeah, my fear is that the whole island will become
so overly populated.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
That it will tip over and capsize, and we don't
anticipate that. It was like the Army Corps engineers they
were talking to them about, like, you know, there's too
much population on one side of guamwo cap size tip
the island? Yeah, stupid, because that's how that works. We yeah,
(15:44):
don't anticipate four four. I was going to Michigan for work.
We were driving through Ohio. It was late, been driving
all day and I saw a sign that said, oh lottery,
Like oh lottery, Ohio. Sure, and I got so it
got where there's like, oh lottery, And then I merely
rather like, Ohio. Oh h got it? I just thought
(16:05):
so dumb. Thought it was a sign said oh lottery,
Oh lottery, Oh lottery. Oh I should play seven one four.
I remember heating up a bagel in the microwave. My
mom said do it for sixty seconds because a minute
was too long. No, yeah, that's way better. I thought
that was crazy, so I paused. I looked at her
with a blank stare and said what. Uh. My best
(16:27):
friend in many years thought Fleetwood Mac was a SoundCloud
wrapper from Bakersfield, because he said it sounded like it
would be a rapper's name, Fleetwood Mac. That'd be a
cool name. My blonde moment in my twenties, after years
of already driving, my friend told me to keep my
hands at ten and two, but I didn't know was
referring to a clock. I thought ten and two meant
(16:49):
ten fingers. Two hands on the steering wheel, eye at
all times.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Actually, young people don't know like old timey clocks. What
there are still clocks, there's watches, there's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
But we've already like we've read studies on how younger
people don't even know how to read those old clocks.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
They only know dish. Let's go to Delilah. Good morning, Delilah.
How are you?
Speaker 15 (17:14):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay? All right, So what's your bitchb trip in blonde
moment story?
Speaker 17 (17:21):
So one of my really good friends.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
I love her to death, I really do.
Speaker 18 (17:24):
Which she's technology pune and I was telling her, you
have a smartphone just to use it, and she's like,
I don't have a smartphone.
Speaker 19 (17:30):
I have an Android.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Sounds like somebody we know in the room, hi Allah,
appreciate this to the woody show of it kind of
reminds me I had a bitchb tripp in year at it,
Like all through chemistry class in high school when I
read the word infrared light, Yeah, I thought, I said.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
In frayed light in And the whole year I never
had the nerve to ask my teacher what's infra light?
And the whole time the whole year. And then I
heard him say infraredomly, eh, it's infrared light. And I
still don't know what it is, by the way, infrared light. Yeah,
I don't know if that is.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's like infrared. Oh yeah, okay, uh, here's one. I
took my wife to Walmart. Right as we're getting out
of the car, I let a big fart rip. I
started to look around. I say, damn ducks. My wife
starts to look around and says, where are they? She
likes ducks where she wants to see where they are? Ye, bitch, beachripping.
Let's go to Ronnie. Good morning Ronnie, Ronnie. Hello, Hi,
(18:36):
what do you got for us?
Speaker 20 (18:38):
Well?
Speaker 19 (18:39):
I have a bunch of cats.
Speaker 20 (18:41):
Yeah, and my daughter in law, who lives next door
to me, had a couple of chickens, and her chickens
was always coming and stealing all my cat food.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Damn chickens.
Speaker 20 (18:53):
I just started beating them the cat food in their
own pile. And when I told her that, he got
seriously mad at me and said it was gonna make
the eggs taste like cat food.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Thank you. Well, then would taste like that was the case? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 20 (19:19):
Yeah, And I'm thinking so they taste like grasshoppers, you know,
that's what they need, grasshoppers and bugs. So that's what
the eggs tastes like.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I prefer bug eggs.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
Yeah, is that what you want?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (19:31):
I will.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Hey, Ronnie, thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to
Woody Show. Thanks Ronnie, I have yourself a great thank you.
All right by and there's Ronnie. Guys all just chickens
running around everywhere. That's awesome.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Oh Lucy Goosey, my god, good lord arend lady.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Gentlemen won't take a brown?
Speaker 11 (19:49):
It would be your mama bird.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Lazy gentlemen won't take a brown. Yeah, totally broad. And
we are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. On Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Minace,
Good morning to you, Good morning Woody. There is Sea
Man Hi, and we got Sammy. Now the phones are open,
(20:14):
but for a particular reason, we have a focus on
the calls that we're taking right now at eight seven
seven forty four, wood We're gonna do one of these
last man standing segments that we do. One we did
recently was what's the most redneck thing you've seen? So
you call in and you share with us the most
redneck thing you've seen. We pick a different topic each time. Well,
(20:37):
the topic today house party is gone wrong. Okay, so
you hosted a house party. You went to a house
party and it just went sideways. We're looking forward, not good.
Who's got the best house party gone wrong story? And
this all started. We had a conversation about this girl
(20:58):
and she got really screwed over. She was trying to
do something fun, she was trying to be cool. She
her parents are out out of town, and so she
threw a party at the house and the invitation was public,
and so all these people showed up and they were
pouring stuff into the washing machine and the dryer and uh,
(21:18):
you know, ruined the countertops and destroyed the place. And
on top of all that, the loser kids who came
to the party, they called the cops just so they
would show up and bust the girl whose party they
were at. Sure. Yeah, so not only did you destroy
the house, you also through the girl who hosted the
party under the bus by calling the cops. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
People treat these parties like they treat the place where
they work. The minute you walk in. Yeah, you're a
pig and an animal.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
And honestly, I've heard enough of these stories. It's it's
why I don't really like having a large amount of
people over to my place. I'll have small groups of people. Yeah,
you know, I was like an adoulay or less high
school kids exactly.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
No, I know, I'm not gonna flush woody silverword down
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I'm not going to break your countertop. I mean, sea
bass might try to poop in my shower.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
I do enjoy having large parties at my place, but
I have a common room maintained by the buildings.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's differently an animal not to take a drink and
go sit on your couch. But man, some people just
love entertaining. The more people to marry, they'll like rent
tends to pop up outside. Yeah, there was a lot
of that going on with the graduation parties Vale then
or you I don't want people in your house, you
just do a garage party. Yeah, that's the move, by
the way. Like, yeah, mene Menet at one point when
(22:40):
he bought that kitchen aid stand mixer, like that was
to him, for nobody else. It's not like he's going
to use it, but to him it was like a
sign that he made it right as an adult especially. Yeah, yeah,
like a sign that dude, you really got it going
on is if you have a valet service for a
gathering at your house, that's like an extreme.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
But that's what that's what you're saying. That's like the
next level.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
But I also wondered, like how much could that possibly cost.
We're just talking about somebody to go park cars?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
See how much that it's probably more about having a
space to dump the cars.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
In parking long the street, but they have to go
like the next block over to park it. Exactly.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
You can just hire kids to do it, I mean,
never work.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I've seen local kid. Yeah have you ever seen Father
of the Brine? Yes, Okay, well then you.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Know it's about ide but like in their early twenties
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
As a side, you don't want to hire somebody professional
because of insurancesurance, yeah, ding, indoors or whatever. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm sure you could do it on the cheap. I'm
I'm figuring this is probably something is a lot more
affordable than we think. I'm not saying it's cheap, all right.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Here are three attendants for five hours, four hundred five
dollars including.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Tax for the whole thing. Five hundred bucks. Yep, five hours.
That's good. See, okay, five hundred bucks. It's a lot
of money, get it.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
But now it does not cost does not include cost
of a location permit. So like in other words, the lot.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Or right right, right. But I'm saying, if it's in
your neighborhood and there's ample street parking, but you don't
want your guests because you're having them over and they're
wearing like maybe some nicer stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You don't want to disturb the numbers.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, you want to disturb. You don't want your guests
walking like a block and a half just to get
to your house. I've never gone to a party where
civilian has had that. Only celebrities, yes, right, but like, yeah,
I went to a we all went to one point
with the the Ralphie May Party Rest in Peace. Comedian
Ralphie May. He had a he had a party, and
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I mean he lived in an area where it was
like the streets were super there was nowhere to park exactly,
and so we had these valets and I thought that
was a pimp move.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
I know, it's awesome. Yeah, the question is if you're
a guest at one of these parties, random house party,
and they have a valet as the guest. You you
tip right, of.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Course, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's definitely all right. So we're
opening up the phones and so the idea the way
this works is you're gonna call it if you have
a good story. If you think you have the story
when it comes to house parties gone wrong, something that
you've either hosted or been a part of, you're gonna
call in right now. We'll get you set up eight
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seven seven forty four woody, and then when we come
back from the break, we're gonna go right to the calls.
We'll hear the first call, then we'll take the second call,
we'll hear that second story, and then we'll go around
the room and vote which one's the better story. That
person moves on. Whoever is left standing at the end,
that's gonna be the person who gets a prize. And
we'll get to those stories coming up next. The topic
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for this round of Last Man Standing house party's gone wrong.
The house party is gone wrong. So you either hosted
or you attended, you think you got the best story
about a house party gone wrong, go ahead and give
us a call eight seven seven forty four Wooding. We're
going through and getting people lined up as quickly as
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who can, because what we're doing here is we're gonna
take the first call, hear their story, take the second
call here their story, whichever one we determined to go
around the room, whichever one would think it's the best
one that moves on. And then by the end of
the segment, when we run out of time, here which
everyone's left standing, last man standing will win a prize.
I'm not sure exactly what that prize would be, but
(26:16):
if you got a good house party gone wrong story,
call us right now. Eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
I have a quick story. When I had a house
party in high school.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
I was working at grocery store, so I thought i'd
be fancy and I had shrimp and like a whole spread.
The only alcohol we could get was tequila, and it was,
you know, not the good kind. And eventually the girls
got a little wild and they did like take off
their shirts and run down the street and that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Was pretty cool.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Hell yeah, dog, and but one of the girls ended
up like puking all over my kitchen floor and it's
just like, yeah, just shrimp bits and like.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Sauce and all that kind of stuff. But I think
what I messed up is I cleaned the house so
good that something was off. Oh yeah, And then my
neighbor did.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
Say to my mom like, oh, some girls are running
down street enough screaming, and I go, yeah, I didn't
hear that, you know, so I didn't get caught.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, how to clean up some bar? All right, let's
go to Giovanni. Good morning, Giovanni, Giovanni, Good morning, Good morning.
So house party gone wrong? What is your story for
this round of last Man's Standing Man.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I will talk one.
Speaker 16 (27:27):
So me and my girlfriends got invited to a party,
and of courtun this is my first time.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Drinking in a good while.
Speaker 16 (27:32):
So I'm just drinking and getting hammered. I have blanked out.
I remember I'm in the restroom slowing up. Everything's just
a complete mess. I passed out. I remember my buddy's
girlfriends knocking.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
On the door.
Speaker 16 (27:46):
Actually give me one second. So I tried cleaning everything up.
I ended up plugging the sink and I just walked out.
Next thing I remember, I am waking up in the
front lawn, passed out.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Under a much burn disconnect. There's no cult, but that
kind of language.
Speaker 20 (28:04):
Luddy, vulgar and abusive language, that's an automatic disconnect.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You've got a dirty horush mouth. Well, now when you
tell your story, you got to remember that you're on
the radio, right, Yeah, And so there's the seven dirty
words that you can't say.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
People just are just oblivious, like general decorum.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, all right, well just cuss words left and right.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Well, I mean, you know they're not trained professionals. We
swear like sailors off the airth yeah, the second the microphone. Yeah,
but I mean I have to give him some props
for the sink puking and I relate to that. And
he was passed out on the front lawn under a Mustang,
So that means there was a Mustang in the front lawn. Yeah,
I giovanni, hang on one side on the front law
(28:41):
before there go, let's go to Jen. Good morning Jen,
and watch your mouth. I'm here all right? All right?
So house party gone wrong? On what happened?
Speaker 18 (28:49):
So our annual Halloween party by year seven got a
little out of hand with all the randos that started showing.
Speaker 19 (28:56):
Up by word of mouth.
Speaker 18 (28:57):
Yeah, and you know you're trying to get all the
drunks out of your house that you don't know because
you find out they're stealing your cvs left and right.
To walk in my dining room that's on fire because
the cute little skull candlestickholders that are cheap went. The
candle melted all the way down, caught the candlestick holder
on fire, which caught the tablecloth on fire, which caught
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the table on fire. You find the fire as it's
like going up the wall. Hey, you're running around trying
to get the fire extinguisher. You go to the basement
to you open up the basement door to grab the
fire extinguisher and there's some random people having sex on
your disgusting basement floor.
Speaker 12 (29:35):
Yeah, so you slam.
Speaker 18 (29:37):
The door shut and forget that you went in for
the fire extinguish.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Meanwhile things, oh my god, yeah, but it's my eyes,
my eyes. How damage was everything? Like, like, what kind
of damage did the fire do?
Speaker 18 (29:51):
It had just hit the wall, so the wall was
easily repainted. Table had to be thrown out, everything on
the table was ruined.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
No big deal.
Speaker 18 (30:00):
It was, you know, three o'clock in the morning. So
finally chaos is over. Sit down on the couch like
almost everybody's gone. My best friend comes flying down my
uh stairs in my living room, decides to super fly
me from the bottom of the stairs and across the
living room. Its the couch, breaks the back off the couch.
Everybody sitting on the couch with me. We all go
flying backwards. I'm just like SML moment.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay, on the same night, all the same night. All right,
Well there's there's Jen story.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
I hate, I hate to blame the victim, Greg, but
if your candleholders are that cheap, look, it's just for
like the core, for like a like a one off party.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You know, and every day use thing.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
You could still have higher standards.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Thank you. Yeah. Between Gen story and Giovanni story, I'm
going Jen Jen Yeah, Jenne. Yeah, we told the my
hang on, thank you. Giovanni Fi you should apologize. All
let's go to let's go to herman. Hey, good morning, herman, Hey,
(31:03):
good morning. What are you all right? Good morning? House
party has gone wrong? What do you got oh man?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Dude?
Speaker 19 (31:09):
Okay, So this was six years ago and we had
a family and French party. So we all got hammered,
right and we called it at night. But before that,
I had a he did arguable with my father, and
they split us up. They took him to his room.
They took me to my room, and we called it
at night. I'm I'm in bed with two of my
girlfriends and the next thing you know, I get woken
(31:31):
up by like five cops coming into my room and
I'm I'm tripping out because I'm halfway drunk and I'm scared.
There's five cops in my room. And next thing you know,
they take us out and they have us in handcuffs,
me and my brother and even including my mother. And
it turns out that my aunt, which is my my
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father's sister, because she thought that we heard them or
something like that, so they literally he broke down our door.
So when I walked out, our door was broken down.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh my god. All right, it's what people call the reason.
I know.
Speaker 21 (32:08):
Well, I mean you're the last person. Yeah, I do
it for You'll call the costs all the time, But
not on private people. Yeah, not on famous number is
like on a big display. I'm sure at the police station,
like this guy calls all the time and therefore important
we should listen to him. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But
I knew where this story was going once he said
it was a family party.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I'm like family dispute, somebody's jealous. Yeah, alright, I'm still
going with gen story. Yeah yeah, everybody else, Greg Yeah, yeah,
it's got to be Jen ra Herman. Thank you for
the call. Appreciate listening. Will you show Let's see, let's
go to Kevin. Hey, good morning, Kevinn. Hey, we're going Hey,
(32:47):
last man standing. House party gone wrong?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
All right.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
So I was like fourteen, My brother was twenty one,
and he had a huge party in my parents' house.
They were on vacation Hawaii, and there was probably two
hundred people in a two thousand square foot house. And
somebody brought bear spray and sprayed it throughout the whole
house and there was a massive cuke fest going on.
People are freaking out. There was no fires, but it
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was absolutely insane.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Who who brought the spray?
Speaker 15 (33:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
I lived in the Pacific Northwest, so there's lots of
hunters and all kinds of yeah up there, and some
just some some college kid brought it to the party.
Thought it was a great idea. I guess I just
went through just sprayed it, went through the whole house. Yeah, everybody.
Everybody was just toast on both stories. It was it
(33:39):
was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
All right, Uh, what do you guys think, Jen or Kevin?
Speaker 6 (33:44):
I mean that's a version of the fire extinguisher. Yeah,
setting somewhere but obviously.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, but fre sex yeah, sefery, broken couch yeah, oh yeah,
broken count Yeah. All right, Kevin with her? All right,
thank you, Kevin, Kevin, So night, Yeah, all right, let's
go to Steve. Hey, Good morning, Steve, Good morning. What
(34:08):
do you show? How you guys doing things? All right?
So house party gone wrong? What do you got?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah? Major party?
Speaker 19 (34:15):
Till here.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I'll try to get very quick. The summary is basically,
I was thirteen years old attending my buddy sixteenth birthday
party hosted by his hot milk mother. Anyway, fall story short.
I quickly get very ineborated, ip pew, call over myself.
So the mother's felt bad, brings me upstairs, takes my
clothes off, puts me in the bathtub, unattended.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The milk lane there and she's yes, nice.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yes, so why I'm an attendant of the bathtub. She
goes off and washes my clothes. Well, here the party
discovers I'm lane there, I'm like a stud garble bald
is a cue ball because again I'm thirteen and so
then so the whole party discovers this. There's two ways
in from the left and then exit to right. So
they all walk by laughing at me, ridicule me. And
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basically that Monday morning, I was known as shueballppressive school.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, cue ball all right, Well, dude, mil mom gave Yeah.
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, fortunate that we unattended and the party discovered it.
So basically about thirty five people witnessed I was hanging
like a star jumps that Gerbi.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Yeah, and you were wasted at thirteen. That's pretty bad
as that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, twelve.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
I think I might have been eleven.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, well cool, I was ten, but I looked like
that was that was? That was all right, Steve, hang
on one second, votes around the room. I mean, story is
pretty cool. It's a great game, kid, But Jen all
day still Jen? Yeah, I'm sticking with Jen. All right, Steve,
great story though, thank you for the call. Appreciate you listening,
(35:52):
show man guys. All right, later, see dude, let's see
let's uh, let's go to Aaron Hey, good morning, Aaron.
What's up morning? All right, last man standing house party
gone wrong?
Speaker 15 (36:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 22 (36:05):
So I lived in Arizona and uh we were having
a little party and I decided to call some friends
and next thing you had, like one hundred and fifty people.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Showed up, most of them I didn't know. And we're
all drinking bottles.
Speaker 22 (36:16):
And uh at one point, oh oh, now.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I am that that might have been that might have
been my fault hanging on Aaron. You there, Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry, okay,
so you're drinking bottles. Yeah.
Speaker 22 (36:29):
So one of my buddies got got an argument with
one of these dudes of girlfriends and it turned out
into like a fight from the back of the back
patio of the South. Yeah, and I, uh, I was
standing out fronts of the time, and I heard like
all this chaos. There was glass smashing everywhere and everything,
and whenever I opened up the door, literally everybody in
this house was throwing beer bottles at everybody. It was
absolute chaos, and uh, I had I had this. This
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kid was coming down the hallway and he put a
gun at my chest and I told him that in
my drug sell told him and he didn't have enough balls.
To pull the trigger, and uh as he as he
went by me, somebody smashed the beer bottle over his
head and I see through three guys that threw my
buddy through a wall. And then like after all this
aftermath was done and everybody left cleaning up all the glass.
(37:12):
I had to take two of my buddies in the hospital.
So we get back, we're fixing the wall in this
house and stuff. We're looking at all the damage and stuff.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
We all passed out.
Speaker 22 (37:20):
We were pretty drunk. Now move up the next day
and what we didn't realize is they.
Speaker 17 (37:24):
Stole our garage.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
Door opener and they robbed.
Speaker 22 (37:27):
Our complete girls.
Speaker 12 (37:28):
They got it.
Speaker 22 (37:29):
Our garage, all of our cross bikes and our motorcycles
was gone.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh damn, who was the guy with the gun? Like
nobody knew this guy.
Speaker 22 (37:36):
Nobody knew now this Arizona. I didn't know these Arizona
kid and I invited like this one kid, and like
so many other.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
Kids showed up.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Okay, well yeah, yeah, that's what happened. Good. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I might be swayed toward Aaron.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
I know, voats motorcycles stolen, our fight essentially.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Broken glass all no I'm still going gen though, because
she has so many different factors.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
And there's nothing cool about that, Like, it's just dangerous.
It's just like, oh, some bikers showed up and ricked
the place.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, it's called being a plus, you know. So you're
going Jen, seabask Jen.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
The variety of Jennis. Yeah, I stoppable. Yeah, all right,
this is actually scary. Aaron, you got my vote, but
we were we were outnumbered, my friend. But thank you
for the call. I appreciate it. Yeah, man one, all right,
later safe, all.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Right, let's go to uh Kyle, Hey, good morning, Kyle,
Kyle here you guys.
Speaker 8 (38:35):
Uh, it's gonna be hard to talk, honest.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Well, Aaron's already out. Jen is still on top right now.
But what happened? House party gone wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:46):
This was right after that movie Project X came out.
Remember that movie.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, that's American history. American history at my bad he
doesn't have.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Any references in the past years.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
This was It was a high school party. Uh, one
of my buddies just blew it up, ended up inviting
I want to say, a hundred people. More than three
times the amount of people showed up just by word
of mouth. There was the jungle juice, bit so white carpet,
red juice, read everything. These gang members ended up showing
(39:24):
up tagging the inside of the house. Somebody got so
drunk they drove the car into the pool. All this day,
it was a terrible situation. Everyone looked sick, and then come,
you know, two am. The idiot doesn't realize or he
doesn't realize he didn't tell us. Oh, the house just
went into escrow and the new homeowners are coming by
(39:47):
tomorrow morning to check it out. Not good, so needless
to stay. Our buddy was screwed pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
So it was his parents place, right, it was his
parents' former place.
Speaker 8 (40:00):
Yeah, all right, just scrambling to get everybody to help
clean it up and everything.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
And the car out in the pool, yeah exactly, all right, Kyle,
hang out one second. What do you guys think, votes man?
I love the car in the pool, pretty good. In
the in the interior got tagged. Yeah, and then it was.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
The next day. I'm going with that one.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
How do you not stop somebody your house? Somebody don't
do that?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
What are you doing that? You're so busy? Yeah? Or
somebody anybody if I saw anybody anybody, even if it's
not your house. Well, maybe because they are gang members,
they were afraid to stop them. Yeah, all right, Kyle,
hang on one second, man, Jen, hang on one second.
This might this might end up going to listener vote.
Pretty good. Yeah, all right, let's get to one more call.
Let's go to Colton. Good morning, Colton, Colton, good morning morning.
(40:52):
We're doing a great last man standing house party gone wrong.
What's your story?
Speaker 17 (40:57):
Yeah, absolutely, So my family and I were actually out
of town, so I wasn't at this house party, but
it was at my house. So my older brother, he
was in high school, and he had his friend to
come over to house it for us, and while we
were all out of town, he decided to invite I
guess a few people over. Yeah, that that few people
turned over to be like one hundred people and through
(41:18):
a giant house party. There was trash everywhere in the house.
There were used condoms in all the kids' bedrooms, so
pretty messy situation to walk home to.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, use condoms on your fire truck bed got all right? Uh, well, Colton,
that's a that's a good story. I don't think it's
I don't think it's in there with Kyle and Jen
though you got.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Cole.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
We appreciate your call, man, thank.
Speaker 16 (41:42):
You suck absolutely a good one.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
All right, It's like you know bye. All right. So
now the voting is open. Which one do you think
should win this round? The last man standing? Kyle, that's
the guy where somebody end up driving, uh, you know,
getting a car into the pool and then Jen the
the living room or you know, dining or whatever caught fire.
People were stealing stuff. The people were like banging in
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the basement. When she ran down there to go get
the fire extinguisher, couch god broke. So you're gonna text
either Kyle car in the pool, Kyle, k Y Eli
over to two two ninety seven or Jen j e
n for the living room fire story? Which one do
you think she'd win this round of last man Standing? Tough?
(42:27):
We will have the results for you. The listener vote
will count toward, while the listener vote will determine who wins. See,
we're putting it all in your hands, guys. We got
it this far. You guys take it home. Results next
her on the Woodi Show.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Right back, Hey, welcome back. It's the Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
And you guys had a great job, said, your votes
in for last man standing. House parties gone wrong, all right,
So it was between Kyle and Jen. Kyle's story was
that it was just chaos at the house party. People
were tagging the inside of the house with graffiti. Somebody
got so drunk that a car ended up in the pool.
(43:19):
And then we talked to Jen, whose dining room caught fire.
It was like a Halloween party, so that the candle mishap. Yeah,
the candle burned all the way down to the end.
It was a cheap Halloween candle holder, so that thing
apparently flammable. Good idea for a candle holder, Yeah, to
make it add something flammable, and ended up catching the
wall on fire and destroyed some stuff and were stealing
(43:40):
from her. People were stealing banging in the in the
basement when she went to which discovered when she went
down there to go get the fire extinguisher, so her
eyes were burning. Her dining room was burning. Literally. Yeah,
now we do have a clear winner. And before we
go to the actual vote, here, SeaBASS, who gets your vote? Yeah,
I'll go with our lady.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Jen got the more interesting, I think more than those
specifics are more perhaps real.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'm enjoying her story. All right, Sammy, I'm going with Kyle. Kyle,
all right, minutes.
Speaker 10 (44:12):
I'm going with Jen all day because the different categories
of drama with our story.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
All right, and I too, I'm going with Jenna. I
like the variety of problems, less hooligan ish. Yeah, exactly,
like people tagging walls and whatever. Okay, Like, well's your party?
This was just like a candle like people banging. That
happens at the a house parties. If it's a good party,
it is, no gang warfare, no tagging. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
gonna go with Jen as well. Now here's the thing.
(44:40):
Jen got a vast majority of the vote, so our
winner of this round. Congratulations to you, Jen, Are you
are the winner. It's party gone wrong. So hang on
one second. We'll get all your info and that We
appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. Hang on, Okay,
thank you, all right, you're welcome in. Kyle, that's a
(45:00):
that's a great story. Thank you for calling in. Appreciate
your support of the Woody Show, my friend. Yeah, thank you,
guys running back all right, yeah, all right, Kyle, thank you.
There's there's Kyle and Jen, everybody, thanks again for your votes.
Quick break more Woodies show coming up, hanging on show,
(45:22):
all right, welcome back. Uh huh, I've got some news
nice and we've got a Woody Show Taste drive. Oh yeah,
this has a bunch of different items from the retailer
formerly known as Burlington Coat Factory. So you can imagine
our surprise when he came back and said, guys, I
bought some food items for us to taste Burlington. Yeah,
(45:43):
we can't eat hats and gloves. They have food there. Yeah,
so what kind of items do you have? So many? Okay,
you want me to bust them out? Yeah? Yeah, because
like as you're like passing them around the room, I
can do something because I got food news as well.
Speaker 10 (45:57):
The first item I have is a dippin' dots like
freeze dried cookies and cream like cube.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah cute. This isn't popcorn because I saw it's made
by the Hers brand. Yeah. So I never, by the way,
I never trust food that has those stickers on it
because it always seems like that that the clearance expired, discontinued.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
It's got the price on the outside. Yeah, considered like
just hoff toff offf ice cream.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah, quickly grab one and take a bite.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
I remember when my uh I did. I didn't go
to the National Space Museum in DC, but like my
mom did.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Freez dried ice cream respect Yeah I like it. Yeah,
Freeze Tried ice cream is astronaut ice cream. Yes, like
a candy cereal. That's good.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
Yeah, it tastes like cereal.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah. And it's cookies and cream, yes, cookies and cream flavor.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
It does have a slightly weird aftertaste, like it almost
gets sour. But that's good.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
And I'm sure it's not natural. You know exactly this
I have here is popcorn for oh okay for a
little a little greg over here, many M and MS
candy pop. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
If I had this stuff in my house, it wouldn't
last two seconds. Anything that's drizzled.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Or we've had the other ones, the recist ones. Yeah.
So here's a question metas when you're in a Burlington
how is the store set. I haven't been in there
since it was just goods. Burlington Co Factory is lit Doude.
They have everything like they have workout equipment, they have
an equipment. Yeah, they have a ton of home goods.
(47:31):
It sounds like a TJ Max. Yeah, but is it
TJ max times like five? Okay, so they've just kind
of evolved.
Speaker 10 (47:37):
Yeah it has. I got some lovely laundry baskets, and.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
So they have a food section or is this stuff
just kind of like randomly end caps food section? Now,
corners bomb, it's bomb.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
It's got the eminem's the little minis that are essentially
melted into the popcorn, not inside, but like stuck.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Like a chocolate drizzle. Right yeah, now, Greg, do you
think also this is because you've been in nothing but beats,
potatoes and cottage cheese for months, probably, Yeah, you haven't
tasted anything like that.
Speaker 7 (48:08):
I haven't had anything sweetened.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Now this is where we might have a miss. These
are ginger choes, original ginger. They're made by Prints of Peace. Okay,
so are these like little like gingerbread kind of cookie crackers.
I'm guessing there's no bread involved. They come out in
individual packets. These are like these like old people candy.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yeah, don't help your stomach.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I think you know, maybe I don't know ginger shoes,
gingered cheese, ginger.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
Oh, yeah, it's I've seen this sort of stuff before
where it oh, it's like a dry.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Even the bags on appealing. Thats because just have pictures
of real ginger root.
Speaker 7 (48:45):
On the It's a texture of it looks like we
would be holding like a dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (48:49):
So yeah, like a texture of a very chewy twizzler.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Maybe more so you have to a lot people. Yeah,
really on purpose?
Speaker 6 (48:59):
Yeh think gummy beer.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
You guys feel about candy corn? Yeah, probably this is.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
It's just weird that it's not. I can't eat it.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
I like it. I like the what do you showed
taste dry this year? These are all things that Menace
found at again the retailer formerly known as Burlington Code Factory.
Speaker 10 (49:18):
They have food, they have some food. This one is
gonna be interesting. This is snack club. Tahen gummy bears, gummy.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Bears, I don't know about that mixed together well, people
put ta heena on fruit obviously, so it's a fruit
flavor with the taheen flavor.
Speaker 10 (49:34):
Yeah, like on on watermelon and stuff.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Like those who don't know.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Tai is typically dried chilis, lime, juice, powder, sea salts.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
My ginger tree was spicy, is going.
Speaker 7 (49:47):
To be finish is spicy?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah? First of all finish.
Speaker 6 (49:52):
So the bears thegether definitely. You can tell they're coated
with a good tahmo.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, it seems to be a pretty positive reaction so far.
They're bugging out of his head. He's having the best
day ever. You gotta go to snack club. Taheen gummy bears?
Those are I give those like a ten good? All right,
that's just kick. This is a spicy meat ball on
this one? Is doctor Pepper cotton candy? Okay, all right,
(50:20):
so I don't even know cotton candy in his bag,
Like it looks like a little bag of chips.
Speaker 6 (50:23):
We had doctor Pepper beef jerky recently. If you were
calling that was gone off.
Speaker 23 (50:27):
Yeah, this looks like, oh my god, shout out to
dry dude.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
It looks like, yeah, something at my laundry bath, you know.
It looks like yeah, it looks like you know when
you buy a shirt sometimes and they're like all shrunk
down into like a puck.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Oh yeah, you have to get it wet to expand like.
Speaker 23 (50:43):
Tampon and yeah you're not gonna try, no, got try
parks gross a little piece, yeah, a little yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Does it taste like doctor Pepper? It does. I mean
that was that was the tiniest little piece of a
decent amount. Yeah, you're so happy it does. It's disconcerting,
looks bad.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
It does kind of taste like doctor Pepper. It's weird
for cotton candy to taste like doctor Pepper. But it's
not bad.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Kid would love them. Yeah, my daughter anything cotton kids,
she gets cotton candy ice cream. I know. Yeah, we
went to a place with the Italian ice, you know,
like Rita's, and they have they have a cotton candy ice.
I can't imagine that be any good.
Speaker 7 (51:30):
No, it doesn't sound because cotton.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Candy is always kind of somewhat disappointing. This in general
is coconut macaroon. Yeah, you've got to be the guy
who's bought the most food ever.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I did look and it's had bags and bags, just
have like a couple of things. He did his grocery shopping.
Smells good. No, I do like coconut. Yeah, you like coconut,
right worship The brand is Dulzura, sure duly, Yeah, dual Zula.
Does that look like it sounds Doula from what I
(52:06):
can see from here. Coconut macaroons Dulzuraulzura. All right, coconut macaroon.
Speaker 6 (52:14):
A little small, like quarter size as well, maybe a
little larger cookies.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
Okay, but for a macaroon, it's not good.
Speaker 7 (52:22):
Exactly like you can sense the coconut, but you're not
overloaded with it. There should there should be more actual
shredded coconut, the more coconut flavor.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
They're kind of dry and bland.
Speaker 5 (52:32):
There's way better macaroons.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Don't recommend Burlington Co. Factory're not coming with the macaroons now.
This next item is warhead cubes. Okay, are you warheads? Yeah?
It was like a gummy flavor because warheads are usually
the gummy. Are these like hard candies and what gloves
on their gummy because I'm handling food, Oh I see, yeah,
(52:57):
because what heads are usually like they have the candy
shell and the liquidy in the middle. This is like
a gummy almost a gummy bear for him.
Speaker 7 (53:06):
Yeah, I took the orange one. It's what's the word,
you can't concern, uh discern what flavor it is.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
It's weird.
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Is it pretty good?
Speaker 2 (53:16):
You like them?
Speaker 21 (53:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (53:17):
They're like Sarah Patrick, that's exactly what they are.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, yeah, Sam, we can take those home? All right?
Now my last one, I can't even say it, Grezulas,
where's the uh? Yes, yes, grand can you say it right?
What you say? Greg? Great? You say it like? Yeah?
(53:43):
Is Greg has a gay? Asked what cool? Now's I
want to go to Mexico? And they have Cocoa crispis
and says Coco crispus, Dave Melvin. It's like Melvin, is
this the cartoon character They've decided that in Mexico, He's
like this elephant. Now these lookris the Melvin. The look
like cookies that have fun fetti on them. Yeah yeah, yeah,
(54:03):
little short bread kind of cookies.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
They smell kind of good actually all right, yeah they
got a very vanilla a smell. Yeah all right. These
are all items that were taste driving from the real
retailer that used to be known as Burlington Coat Factory.
And now apparently they have a whole snack section. It's good,
very dry, yeah, very dry, more more dry than the macaron.
(54:26):
Oh yeah yeah. Do you know what they remind me
of is animal crackers? Consistency, We're good, okay.
Speaker 7 (54:32):
And then sprinkles give them a little pop.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
I feel like they need to.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
Be dipped in something.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
All right, So, Greg, of all the things that that
you've tasted today, we're the top three snacks available at Burlington.
Speaker 7 (54:42):
I really enjoyed the what is this freeze dried ice
cream thingy? Cookies and cream that was good. I'm trying
to envision what I would sit down and just how
Probably popcorn with the M and ms or popcorn would
be number two. And then these cookies that we tried last.
I could eat this a whole box so good.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Okay, Menace.
Speaker 10 (55:03):
I just had the cookies because I was distributing everything,
and the cookies were delicious. I do want to try
the popcorn Eminem's. I think those are pretty sea bats.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
What are your rankings?
Speaker 6 (55:13):
I will say the graheas as we say the Spanish pronunciation.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (55:19):
I didn't know he was even supposed to be Spanish.
Speaker 6 (55:21):
It's yeah, it's Spanish for a small sweet pill. Uh,
the Tahen gummy bears, the warhead thing my jiggers, and
the popcorn.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
All right, I'm gonna try the Dodtor pepper Khan canty
for the first time. All right, Sammy, what was your favorite?
Speaker 5 (55:38):
Same as sea bass? My favorite is the warhead cubes yea, yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
Then I would do the Tahen gummy bears and then
the popcorn.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
All right, Meta, what do you think about Dr pepper co? Allright?
Speaker 3 (55:50):
Like it?
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Okay, it's fine. Well, next time you're at Burlington, guys, Yeah,
you're in your coat or some exercise equipment or some snacks, yeah,
or a level basket launching the basket. All right, there's
MENACE's taste drive for us this morning from Burlington.
Speaker 24 (56:04):
While we're having some computer issue. Never welcome back everybody.
There's some hypothetical questions. Morgan's always got random stuff that
comes out of her mouth.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Greg too so, but Morgan said that a lot of
hers are peepee and poo poo and sexy, right, Greg,
it's kind of all over the place. Yeah, a little
bit all over the place.
Speaker 7 (56:35):
And I kind of think of you guys when I
come up with these, like they're kind of specific to
certain people.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Well, because then again, this is one of those things
inner thought stuff exactly. I said, Well, instead of just
letting it be inter thoughtter every once in a while,
you throw it out here in the studio randomly during
a commercial break, write it down. Let's see what you guys,
end up coming, they say, like journaling your dreams or
you know, things like that, and then you can bring
it into your therapist. This is no way therapy, but right,
just out of curiosity the stuff that's floating around and
(57:04):
Greg and Morgan's heads.
Speaker 7 (57:05):
I'm glad you brought up journals. People who keep journals,
did they ever sit down one day and go back
and read go back? I wonder I thought it.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Was supposed to be just for your therapists like you
brought Like they say, hey, journal whenever you start thinking
this way, and then bring it in they can kind
of read into it and see, oh, but just like
what's going on diary? I couldn't. Yeah, it's such a
slug like super boring write down ideas. But what about
that exercise when they say just open the page and start.
Speaker 7 (57:32):
Right, Yeah, just see where and then you say, right,
what whatever comes to mind? I know I would sit
there for an hour.
Speaker 6 (57:38):
I don't right for lunch, I would like chick in right.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
So what's the first hypothetical question? Greg Gory?
Speaker 7 (57:45):
So Woody, if you could take a pill that gave
you the perfect body in your opinion, yeah, but it
took away fifty percent of your intelligence? Would you take
the pill?
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Oh? Already kind of compromised that. I told you I'm
not the smartest person. You hear it on the show.
I mean, you know, I'm not like when it comes
to book smarts and things like that, I'm not very smart.
Speaker 9 (58:06):
And could you live with half of that?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
I live with half of the right exactly, But I'm
very I have good streets smarts, so half of that,
I think. You know what, I think it probably would wow.
But you have the.
Speaker 7 (58:18):
Perfect body, right exactly, and whatever in your mind is
the perfect body.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
That's what you would have. Yeah, yeah, wow, I would too,
because good look at people don't need to be smart. Yeah,
it's pretty easy. Yeah. No, if I if I was
in street smart and not book smart, then no. But
I think the street smart's way more important than the
book smart stuff.
Speaker 9 (58:39):
What if it's just like, you have a perfect body,
but you're pretty much half lebotomized all around.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
You're jeeling on your stuff.
Speaker 9 (58:45):
You're just kind of like smart, you're not very book smart.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
You don't get to pick and choose vegetable.
Speaker 9 (58:50):
But I know, but you can't cherry pick, like I'm
still street smart. I just don't remember I'm.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Saying, let's say it was all half half where I'm
at with street smarts, half where I am with BOOKSMARTSK
with that, wow, because the book smart stuff whatever already
pretty dumb. It doesn't get much dumber. It's called AI.
And then the streets smart stuff, I'm half as good
as I am right now. The street smart stuff, you're
probably I'll be okay with that, but I'm gonna have
a banging body. Yeah, I'm gonna look so hot. Okay,
(59:16):
you have the gutters, right, the ween right, everything perfect,
that's a quarter off your stomach, right, And you would too,
Greg one hundred. Yeah, you wouldn't do it, And you
can go to a new beach. You're a im MENSA member.
Speaker 9 (59:28):
Yeah, thank you. And I don't know, I feel like,
because I'm not super hot, I've had to work really
hard to like have a brain. And then I'd just
be like, well, now what, I'm in my forties. Who
cares if I'm hot?
Speaker 15 (59:41):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (59:43):
The world, no, page out, it's more important than I mean.
Is that a question? So yeah? You would? Yeah? All right, Sammy, No,
you would not do that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Would I cut my intelligence in half to.
Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Be the part to have, like just whatever in your
mind would be the perfect body, would be the height
that you want everything. No, I'm good, Yeah, okay, Mariy
would you do it? Oh yeah, I totally would. Yeah.
Well apparently Samon just think she's perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
I also can't really afford to lose that much intelligence.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Feel I feel your girl.
Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
So then one of Morgan's I like this one stuck
out to me when you asked, would you rather never
be able to masturbate again or never be able to
eat solid food again?
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I'll never be able to masturbate again. I'm leaning that too.
You can't have so because masturbation is so great. I'm
agreeing to have all my food through a straw. It's
not that great. Oh I would never masturbate. Yeah, of course, exactly.
Speaker 20 (01:00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I think that was going to be an easy one.
Well what is it for you?
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Oh?
Speaker 25 (01:01:00):
Yeah, same, I want solid food. I don't think I
masturbate as much as a man does.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Oh. I want to do solid food because then be
skinny again. It goes back to the It doesn't mean
that necessarily calorie. You can still have intercourse. You don't
need a joe, I know, but it doesn't mean it
you can even though yeah, even though you're drinking like
my milkshakes shakes. Yeah, still, I think you would lose weight.
(01:01:32):
It depends, but it's it's not it's not worth it
for the masturbation stuff. It's not you got to masturbate
that bad like Okay, So what I thought? Question, that's
what you're saying. You're you're choosing masturbation over solid food
because you're not listening. I rather note, yeah, I don't
(01:01:55):
want to masturbate. I rather I rather have not solid food.
Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
Wait, you're saying that it's the same thing you're taking a.
Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Bo You're not listening.
Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
The option was would you rather never masturbate again or
never eat solid food again? And you're saying, oh, I
would lose weight because I would do the protein shape.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Which means that you would be more be allowed to
masturbate masturbation.
Speaker 25 (01:02:17):
So basically one.
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
I think, I think what you will accept your apology
when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I mean, I hear that you've given up half your intelligence,
but you don't have a perfect body, So what happened?
I don't know. That's where they's too weird. Would give
me another one of Morgan? Morgan, what do you got easier.
Speaker 25 (01:02:36):
Question easier, let's go with this one. Would you rather
be stranded in space or at the bottom of the ocean?
Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
I think about this a lot, really, yes, but think
about this.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I do still stuck up there.
Speaker 9 (01:02:47):
I always think about what's scarier, being at the bottom
of the ocean or being stuck in space. I think
about this all the time, and I would much rather
be in space than in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
They're equally scary, yeah, equal, because it's not again on
either one. You just go outside and hope for the best.
Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
Because we've only explored what like two percent of the ocean.
There's like literal aliens living in like the Marianna's wrench.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
That's why I say about the forest. But no only
literally literally literally literal aliens.
Speaker 9 (01:03:14):
No, but for real, I mean they might as well.
They look they look terrifying.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Sure we haven't seen them before. They're always discovering or
you know, finding something that we never found the ocean before.
Super creep sounds like something I would say all the time. Well,
you guys, crap on me about it. You're talking about
the lock nest monster or not.
Speaker 9 (01:03:33):
Aler fish forests.
Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
The forests have not been so why are you giving
me that demeanor but not her? But I am, I am,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
Have we discovered more of the ocean than I'm aware of?
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I'm not arguing with you.
Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Look, I don't know, but when you say literal aliens,
we did.
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Literally that's not like from other planets, but just like
the life that we weren't were unaware of exactly. And
Menace is s well the Bigfoot, you know, because we
haven't explored all the forests, therefore bigfoot, therefore bigfoot. Although
you can do thermal imaging over every square inch of
the forest without ever going through that personally, all goes
(01:04:12):
underground into caves.
Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
Bigfoot likes caves. Greg lives, and I manin this one
made me think of Menace. Where, oh, here we go?
Would you rather live for another fifty years? But you
could never leave your house or only live for five
more years? But you can go anywhere?
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Oh fifty years? Really? Yeah, so you would have to
be home? Oh totally embrace via Greg life. Yeah, I'll
stream every movie ever made. Yeah, I'll be fine, go swimming. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:04:49):
I'm surprised by that because I thought, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
You're like you never you can never stay home. No,
I could. I could do either.
Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
For fifty years.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
You think you have to stay home versus five years?
Can people? I'm over sure. It's like house arrest. Like
house arrest, the yard is gonna kick ass by then.
Or you can go anywhere you want, but only for
five more. But your property so like yeah, like you
can be outside, like in your yard, right, you can
your open space.
Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
Like Oprah's house or something like that. I would have
to be where you are.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Fifty years all day. I'm taking the fifty years. The
fifty years. Yeah, Blake could be.
Speaker 9 (01:05:23):
Home for four days, so I could do I could do.
Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
That fifty years.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
No, I'm taking the fire.
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
I mean, the pandemic for me was I'm I'm not
doing anything like that ever, Well you did, I cannot,
but I don't, like I mean, I just didn't. I
really didn't y for fifty years. I would not be
able to do that.
Speaker 9 (01:05:41):
But think aboutche possibility.
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I know it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
But if it's currently where I am right now, Like
I don't have a backyard or anything.
Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
I'm in an apartment.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I can go on the front step and I'm in
a one bedroom apartment exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
It's like prison. No, I'll take the five and do
what I want.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
All right, We're gonna take a We got more of
the hypothetical questions with Greg and Morgan. If you have
answers to any that you've heard so far, hit us
up on the text over to two to ninety seven,
or you think you have like a really good argument
for like why you would take the five years you know,
or why you would take masturbating over solid food all
(01:06:19):
in eight seven seven four more neck? How old are
you show? Your turns? In a second? Turn that bad
ass riad now show. There are some people are very
concerned for Morgan. Yeah, she said, just having a rough
(01:06:41):
time turning thirty. Guys, No, you have nothing to do
with that. Actually, oh okay, you've always been like that.
But between that and like you were just bagging on
yourself at the beginning of the show, well look at it,
and I see people are worried about her.
Speaker 25 (01:06:55):
Don't worry about me, guys. I mean some people are
just a little more negative than that other.
Speaker 21 (01:06:59):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Look, I always say, nobody can hate me more than
I hate myself.
Speaker 25 (01:07:02):
Sure, and I'm a happy person, So don't worry about me.
Speaker 10 (01:07:05):
The only difference with Morgan, which I appreciate I don't
think it is a cry for attention because people will
say those comments and they want people to like dig
deeper and have like deep conversations for attention.
Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Sad fishing, Yeah, sad fishing. Huh like catfishing. But you're like, oh,
don't worry about me.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Why but I don't get that vibe from Morgan? Now, yeah, No,
what's another hypothetical question, Morgan.
Speaker 25 (01:07:34):
Let's see here, if Bill Cosby were to give you
a million dollars, I like this one so far, okay,
but you have to drink the cocktail that he makes you.
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Oh hell yeah, you drink drink for a million dollars.
A million dollars? Wake up.
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
And this was before he was put in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
And do you know does he know about the deal?
Does he know that if I drink this, I'm getting
a million dollars? I don't think let's say no, let's
say no, no. Definitely making you a cocktail, definitely. Well,
it wasn't the stuff that he was giving out, Spanish fly,
which is apparently old and like eighty Seve wasn't like
people just drank that stuff for fun back in the day.
(01:08:09):
And then it was that for fun with the Spanish
fly stuff. I remember there being you know how you
see those like supplements of the gas station now those
like cellophane bags, you know, and they look like horse
pills for other stuff now, But I remember seeing some
that were Spanish fly. In fact, in the back of
like one of those magazines like the kids would get
(01:08:30):
Boys Life or one of those other maybe in the
back of like comic books you'd see like Snapping Gum
or Whoopee cushion, things like that, some like little build
yourself pedal helicopter thing. Would you could get Spanish fly.
I never knew what it was though, Yeah, I never
understood what it was. I just thought it was, like
you know, I thought it made like oysters are after
(01:08:50):
these they were supposed to just make people horny. Okay, yeah,
but I don't know. Yeah, I would take the million dollars.
I'd drink the Bill Cosby cocktail. Would a heartbeat? Would would?
Speaker 25 (01:09:01):
Yeah, y'all aren't his demographic genas I would not, Okay,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
I'm here up for a good adventure.
Speaker 9 (01:09:10):
Yeah, and I could really use a cool mill and
uh yeah, I mean I already know we know what's
gonna happen to us. So it's not going to be
a huge surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I'll take you're basically saying, like, you know, worst case scenario,
He's going to.
Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Rub himself on me and then I'm gonna wake up
with something unpleasant, you know, in my mouth and.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
A million dollars, assuming it's an unpleasant thing that's true.
I'm sorry. I wasn't making to take care of his stuff.
You know, you don't know, Sammy, it's a definite no
for you.
Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Definitely, definite no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
I'm good. Surprising, Well, there's your your hypothetical questions. Everybody.
He's like, all right, yeah, what what that one who
didn't get it? To hold on to them? I got
a master. Oh yeah, welcome back. It's the Woody show
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songs that put you in a good mood. So a
group of neuroscientists recently to study on what the perfect
feel good songs are. And they looked at and they
study different factors beats per minute, the key, the chords
of the song that make it quote feel good and
according to them, and I have some clips of the
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songs just in case, I you know, say the name
and whatever and you don't recognize it. Katrina and the Waves.
The song walking on Sunshine was at number ten on
their list. You guys know the song that one, that's
the one I heard someone completely agree with. Yeah, yeah,
how can you go wrong with that? Yeah, it's all right.
I don't love it.
Speaker 7 (01:10:46):
I don't necessarily love it, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Yeah it's a happy song. I love when I got
quoted in Intervention.
Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Oh yeah it did, condicted to popping Duster.
Speaker 10 (01:10:55):
Yeah, and then they're like, what's it like, and she's
like walking on some talk.
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Yeah, I've only heard that one clip from Intervention with
the guys like the Crying guy y Number nine on
their list of songs that puts you in a good mood.
Gloria Gainer, I Will Survive.
Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
I love this one.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
The nineties banded Cake. Oh get a cover of this
that I like A thousand times better than this. Gloria
Gainer versions this is just like raw rob Bra, burning crap.
Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
To make, just doing it for themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
YEA love like Lady Marmalade. Wheer how that song was,
you know? Yeah, Lady Marmalade, Marmalade, Marmalade. All right, So
this is the one I totally agree with. I agree
with number eight on their list from bon Jovi Living
on a Prayer at every time I heard this song
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now I think of the one that somebody did with
the Go to Go This song, Guy Banger.
Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
This song for me, I don't know how to say
it other than it's just too popular.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Like it makes me. It makes me like, that's very hipster.
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I know.
Speaker 9 (01:12:18):
I have a little PTSD from this because one of
the lines is Gina works the diner all day and
I got teased mercilessly when the song came out.
Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
Otherwise Tommy, oh, he used to work on the dock. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Well the union has been on strike down. Yeah, it's
been tough. Yeah all right. Number seven on the list
of songs according to neuroscientists that puts you in a
good mood. And I do love this song. Cindy Lapper
girls just want to have Yes. Yeah, my wife he
hates this song. Well, she needs to get her brain checked.
(01:12:53):
I don't like I spang her. I mean I like, uh,
I like Cindy Lapper just she's in general the show. Yeah,
City is fun and on tour, by the way, so
make sure to go check her out. Number six on
the list We're working away up to number one of
the songs and put you in a good mood. The Monkeys,
I'm a believer. Yeah, they just looked at the different
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factors of all these different songs. Beats permitted, the key,
the chords of the song that make it, quote feel.
Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
Good, that's weird. I'm not old old, but when I
tell you this, it makes me sound like I'm ancient.
My first full length record I ever bought was.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
The Monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
That's like.
Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
I was def Leppard.
Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
My first, my first I'm talking vinyl album I ever owned,
was The Monks to I was addicted to.
Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
Them growing up. I didn't even know The Monkeys was
a real band. I thought it was like a TV thing.
Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
All right. Number five this is the song I can
only hear in the context of the movie. In the movie,
it's great, but they play it on the radio and
I can't stand it. Number five is Survivor. I of
the Tiger really hate it. I thought you this song. No,
I don't like it at all. Again, in the context
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of the movie. Great if it's rocky, great, but but
it's just like I'm on the you know, the like
the oldies station. This is no dog. I like the song,
but I'm kind of with Greg that is overplayed. Yeah,
I don't know. I just I just picture Mallwalker's punching
the air. Yeah, it would be a nice surprise song
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if it wasn't like in regular rotation. Samy's gonna like
the song at number four. I'm a big fan of
Billy Joel Uptown Girls. Yes, this is a good one.
I'm down.
Speaker 18 (01:14:53):
Hell yeah, the video is awesome.
Speaker 9 (01:14:58):
No one can dance.
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah, because I was actually thinking about Billy Joel the
other day. Was there a point where he was like
super attractive, where he was getting supermodels?
Speaker 20 (01:15:10):
Are?
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Is it all his talent that's attractive to women. I
think it's his personality and the fact that he's in
a band. Yeah, you know, yeah, I don't remember what
he looks like young, so maybe he was like, oh dude,
he was, you know, never like like a big, you know,
hunk kind of guy. But he had a look. He
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had a look before. Now you see him now and
it's like Darth Vader with the mask off. Yeah he does,
And he had moment.
Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
I mean I thought he was attractive.
Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I mean I know that he's universally known as unattractive,
but I don't really know why I don't think he's
not bad.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Number three on the list Beach Boys Vibration. Yes, she's Yeah,
you don't like any of this, so I was over
at that. You're hear at a malt shop. Yeah, stuff
your par up, I mean love Berry Hill. Look, it's
no monkeys, that's true.
Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
I'm glad you recognize.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, we all know what Beach Boys sounds like. Number
two another song another artist. If I never heard this
group again, it'd be too soon. But hey, put you
in a good mood, right, Abba Dancing Queen. Yes, that's
a good one. I don't get the abba hear now.
Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
They have so many better songs. I hate this song.
Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Oh Abba, period, you're not into it. It's all the same, Greg,
I guess it's just you and me Bartinis. Absolutely because
I'm turning it up.
Speaker 7 (01:16:38):
Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, you guys get out.
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Yep, just me and Gregor hanging and your big love it.
And then and then number one again from the group
of neuroscientists who did the study on what makes the
perfect feel good song, looking at the different factors beats
per minute, the key, the chords of the song, that
quote make it feel good? Number one somebody actually texted
(01:17:03):
this is theirs over to two two nine eight seven.
Number one on their list is Queen. Don't stop me
now you're crazy. Yeah, and I'm not told me at
the theater.
Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
I didn't see it at number one.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
No, but it's not bad. I don't know about number one.
You hate Queen overall.
Speaker 15 (01:17:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah. Yeah, And I told him only one or two songs. No,
I'm not a fan of musicals, right, I'm not. I
won't go to the theater for a musical. And this.
Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
Listen to this, Yeah, this is might as well be
uh yeah, what's that play? Your wife likes Hamilton?
Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
Yeah, listen Tomian raaps?
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Oh I hate Bohemian raps. Yeah, I understand they're big,
and I get why people like them, like a lot
of people like music. Theater like a musical. I Greg
and I we just don't get a musical because the
musical it was just the the overall epic sound that
Queen was able to provide without technology back then, which
was the major appeal tonight. And I can appreciate that,
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but you expect it without liking it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Exactly, Yeah, I respond, Prince, You've almost got me to
your side about the queen thing everything you know.
Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
It's like it's Broadway now, big huge, Greg what wood? Hey,
let's go to the Star And I'm so thirsty. Would
you like a coffee? One lumper? Two oh? One lumper two? Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
You ask a five one coffee? It's like you don't even.
Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Know me, Greg, what is uh? What is your good
mood song?
Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
My good mood song? And I think you are a
fan of it as well. But I was thinking about
something that puts me somewhere mentally, which is a good memory.
And when I hear it, I just go Yes, I
love it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Is banger Ring by Scrillae. What do they call they
call a dubstep? Yes, that's just it's so damn good.
I've never gotten sick.
Speaker 26 (01:19:08):
It's kind of very like just got out of work,
driving home horrible again, kind of Friday you're.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
With friends when the dubstep thing for every somebody mentioned
it is stuck with me every single time. Just sounds
like robots having sex. Yeah, but I like it. I
like it, grill It should be also a person that
should be celebrated as just a cool person. He's a
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really cool guy, Like if you meet him in personne.
Speaker 9 (01:19:42):
Guy, am I the only one who thinks that he
and Corey Feldman could be brothers the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Okay, I can pick him out a lineup the world.
Here's a nice guy, though Disney minutes, he's the best. Uh, Sammy,
what about yours?
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
So this song has come on for me in the
last week, just out in the wild at a bar insect.
It's not but I love the song and when it
comes on, I can't focus on anything about the song.
And that would be Brandy by looking Glass I loved.
Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Okay, it would definitely all right, I knew a Brandy
that was named because of this song. Really yeah, okay,
there's a lot of those. I'm being a total Sammy
right now. I don't think I've ever heard that song.
Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
What really, I've never heard it. I don't recognize it. Really,
no kidding, shocky, it is shocking, menace? What tupac song is? Yours?
What's your good mood song?
Speaker 10 (01:20:49):
I'm actually gonna throw you for a loop and I'm
gonna pick Boston more than a feeling?
Speaker 15 (01:20:54):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
I would have never guessed that this is when you
remind me how white you actually are I am. This
is where your mc murray comes out as opposed to
your menace. You know why why be predictable and give
you a Tupac song? Well, hey, I'm saying like, if
this is your you don't know me do what I want?
Speaker 10 (01:21:16):
So many different times I can go find it to
Boston to.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Tupac, to this am and then back to Abba, back.
Speaker 9 (01:21:23):
To always go back to Abba. This is like the
that's what I call classic Rocks eleven.
Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Yeah, hey man, hey man, read the man who will
turn it up there. I don't like if you put
in a box. Yeah. First of all, box, I deal
with enough people who like are so precious about different
genres and music. I can't stand that. Uh, let's take
a break and then we'll come back. Dude, I'm still
(01:21:52):
between five songs. You have to pay it out, I know,
I do. Can't do all dart, I know, I gotta
I gotta pick one. Yeah, what's your what's your song
that just puts you in a good mood? And mine
are really all over the place. Actually, now that I'm
looking at there's some old timey stuff in there. There's
some stuff that probably doesn't belong as a feel good
song in there. Yeah, what's the song that puts you
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in a good mood. Text over to two two nine
eight seven. Maybe you guys can help me decide. I
can tell you it's not Queen or Abba, neither one
of those. And it's sure as hell is the survivor,
I the tiger. But I think I got some good,
good choices here. Ice Cube was a good damn scene
on the text. Paradise City, that's a good one. Dancing
(01:22:34):
in the moonlight, that's great. That's a that's a good one.
Come on, Eileen Dexy, Midnight Runners party in the USA,
Miley Cyrus coming over the text.
Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
The Woodie Show with that?
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
All right? So before I went into the break, I
had it down to five, right, which one is gonna
be my my number one song? The song that puts
me in a good mood. I've already eliminated one because
it's kind of cliche for me at this point, But
run DMC, it's tricky. Loved the song, but I'm moving on.
(01:23:14):
I'm moving on to that one now. The other ones.
It's a real toss up because I also love this
song from the Beatles O BLA D. Yeah, this is
a great song. I mean, this is one of those
songs I can't hear and not be in a better mood.
I thinky everything the school TV show. Yeah, it's about
(01:23:38):
a retarded kid shout out. All right, Uh yeah, that
one's out. Here's one, dude. This is a feel good
song for me, But I think this one's also gonna
be out. Looking at the other two that are still
on the list, Rob Zombie and White Zombie. All right,
more human than human?
Speaker 9 (01:23:58):
I love it the feel good song, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
This this song gets being pumped good. Way to do?
I have raged sex too. What did you say, menace?
Speaker 10 (01:24:09):
I said, this is a song that you have raged
sex like hate sex.
Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yeah, anger sex. That's a great song. It is more
human than human? All right. So it's down between two.
The one I'm gonna go with is Elton John. I'm
still standing. I don't know what it is about this song.
(01:24:34):
I like Elton John, I don't love Elton John. I
love this song as well. How are you gonna make
fun of Abba and Greg and I drinking Martinis dancing
to Abba and not drink Martinez with us dancing in
this song as well?
Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
What?
Speaker 10 (01:24:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
I agree?
Speaker 9 (01:24:49):
And how are you gonna hate on show.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Tunes and love job? No? I like this song it's
in the It's ray. No dude, you listen. You listen
to that, and then you listen to that Queen song.
You tell me which one is?
Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Like, Man, okay, this this what's definitely more jazz.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
That is total like musical or abba dancing. This is
definitely like that's a slower version. This is and your
dancing song together. No do a b on that. It's
basically the same thing as the Elton John. No do
the other one. We just determined the other one, the
Queen song is way more musical. That's way more musical
(01:25:33):
theater stuff, right. The other one I was gonna go with,
by the way, that was considering was Redbone Come and
get your Love with.
Speaker 9 (01:25:39):
This song?
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Is the I thought you were saying, you know, yeah,
that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, yeah, I love
this song. And all right, so there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
It's a great song.
Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Thank you everybody for your songs too. So of swing
dire straits I'm seeing on there, Jami Quid virtual insanity, Right, yeah,
any song from the Motown era puts me in a
good mood, says the five six two. Greg doesn't agree with.
Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
That one, not so much.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I don't all right more what he shows next? Hang
on show, it's a show, all right, get right into
the list. I'm gonna share a couple of the things
that we got in the texts, but I want to
go to the phones because we have some people who
have been on hold here for a minute. We'll start
with Garrett. Good morning, Garrett, Hey, Garrett.
Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
Morning, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
All right, So the topic we kind of were talking
about this before the break. There was a guy in
the news in Nebraska, seventeen year old guy, self proclaimed
train enthusiast, and he caused on purpose of derailment so
he could videotape it. And I said, you know, there's
something about these train enthusiasts. I've known some. I got
a train enthusiast in the family. Actually, there's something a
little strange about these folks, you know, like lizard of reptile.
(01:26:59):
People definitely know a little strange about those folks. So
who are you adding to the list? Garrett?
Speaker 12 (01:27:04):
Oh, I'm gonna go with uh, like military history nerds
because on the on the same as ain as you're
talking about, like those baseball nerds where it's like I
can tell you who won the World Series any year. Yeah,
like as one myself. Someone just so much as mentioned Japan,
and we will bring up every major conflict.
Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
World war.
Speaker 12 (01:27:26):
We will just bring it into any conversation. It is
simultaneously the best and worst thing ever.
Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
And I know Greg and I agree on this one.
The how about the Civil War reenactment?
Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
People that guess, Okay, it's not only weird, it's disturbing.
What do you do this weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Well, pretended to get shot? Yeah, weird. I'm repping the North,
I'm repping the South. Beyond weird. Yeah, we're gonna meet
up in the park this weekend and battle it out. Garrett,
thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Uh, let's go
to Stephen, who is a trained enthusiast. Good morning, Steven,
Steve goodring Way. See Steven, you say there are two
(01:28:06):
types of trained people.
Speaker 15 (01:28:08):
Yeah, there's definitely two kinds of trained people. There's I
would consider myself a train enthusiast. I grew up in
a rail family, uh road a lot of rail. We
like the history of rail, what it's done, and how
it shaped the United States. But then there's the group
of people that we refer to as foemers that will
stand next to trains, they'll blow horns when a swift
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train drives by, or if it's union specific, they'll do
something different. And they're the trained people that go to
museums do all different weird things that museums. They're the
ones that give trained people a bad reputation.
Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
You just remind me of somebody else, jeep people. Yeah, really,
so you're basically saying a little hand way they do.
That's another jeep. You have a jeep. Cool, they have
us and some of that.
Speaker 10 (01:28:51):
Well, what you're basically saying like basically, uh, train groupies
almost just train fans.
Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Okay, I don't know. Yeah, thank you, Steven. Yeah, but
there was that one see really yeah you're right. Yeah,
really popular kid on TikTok who like would scream and
yell because he would know like every single uh detail
about a certain train that was going by, like you
knew what you know was made it's like the rain.
(01:29:18):
Yeah yeah. And also like you don't say a rail,
I'd see that. That's I think that's another like dead
giveaway that you're your train enthusiasm as opposed to a track. Yeah,
like well you know when you're riding rail when yeah,
you got you got this slang. Somebody was on the phone.
I think his name was Tom and I think maybe
his phone dropped out or something. But uh, and he
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is right about this. The people that the remote control
plane people, Okay, okay, you know those are fun though fun.
A lot of this stuff could be fun, dude, that's
not the question.
Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
You get something out of that, at least you're flying
your plane around when you're just talking about trains.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
But inherently a little odd, like there's there's something in
the personality, like when hanging around those people, they're all
kind of like dorky in a way. Sheldon Cooper on
Big Bang Theory Thank You, was the ultimate train person.
He was obsessed with train.
Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Oh yeah, didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Conrad, Good morning, Conrad, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Who are we adding to the list. We're doing great,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
They're good to lead.
Speaker 12 (01:30:18):
I'm adding coin collectors to the list. I feel like, okay,
you know, I know these guys.
Speaker 19 (01:30:23):
Man, and I'll be like, they just lose touch of reality.
Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
I'll tell them, you know sometimes, Hey, I was with
this absolute dime the other night, and I'll say, yeah,
me too, you know.
Speaker 17 (01:30:30):
Franklin Roosevelt keeping in my room with me, you know, Mike,
where do you.
Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Want to eat?
Speaker 12 (01:30:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 19 (01:30:36):
Let's slip a coin, you know everywhere thing with coins.
Speaker 10 (01:30:40):
Though, Like they're like, oh, this coin is worth fifteen
thousand dollars and who was buying it? Yeah, well there's
a lot of that stunt there on an eBay. I
saw a video the other day where this person went
to a McDonald's or something and they got fifty cents
and whatever dollars and change. But the fifty cents of
these two quarters, there were like twenty twenty something quarters
(01:31:00):
that have the little little letter E on the front
of it. Oh yeah, and those who are each worth
like thirty bucks. Wow, And so like the meal paid
for itself, and they just knew it by looking at these.
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Who are they selling the thirty dollars coin to other
coin darts or coin collectors? Yeah, they're just the same
way you sell anything else to the you know, somebody,
somebody who finds value other enthusiasts.
Speaker 7 (01:31:22):
Right, Like you got to watch ponnd stars. You'll learn
all about the coin people, all.
Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Right, check it out some from the text taxidermy people. Yeah, agreed,
Disney adults, no wrong. I could see that furries. Yeah,
it goes ravers over thirty. Yeah. Yeah, you always see
that plant people, the people who are just obsessed with
(01:31:49):
the plants. Yeah, that kind of happened during the pandemic
that exploded only listening to Jesus music. Oh like that's
the only thing. Yeah that you know is on bigfoot people.
I'll put locked nest people in there, alien people, same thing,
steam punkers, right, uh, metal detector people.
Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
Yeah, I always find that slightly depressing.
Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Yeah, what metal detective. I see an old man on
the beach with the metal detector. I just assume he's
so lonely. Anime adults, people who identify as nerds, shoe people.
We also have grown men who are super into WWE.
We're really hitting home from Bordland. Like really, I was
(01:32:35):
gonna say, like, is there anything fun left to do?
Jesus about working eating? At this point, nobody's saying that
you can't do it. I think it's just about like
if you look around board, if you go to like
one of your things with other like minded, similar interest
people like you, can you can find that there's like
a uh, well there's an extreme to everything. Yeah, of course, no,
I'm saying, but there's a common there's a common thread,
(01:32:55):
or there's a there's a certain personality. People enjoying their
lives and having un Yeah, it's it's great. It's basically
we just said, anybody with a hobby is weird? Right, Yeah,
certain certain things more than others. What hobbies aren't weird? Good? Good,
good question.
Speaker 7 (01:33:13):
I mean you know you're asking somebody without a hobby, right,
But yeah, I mean I get I get almost jealous
of people with these passions because I can't think of one.
I would put myself in the plant person category. You are, Yeah,
I love.
Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Talk to them. Yeah, oh yeah, I talk to you.
Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
It's time to grow.
Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Yeah, are looking so healthy? Beautiful? You want some wear
of water? Yeah, you gotta have many with my plants. Great,
they're dying eight seven seven forty four, and it's up
to uh on a text nine two two nine eighty seven.
Bicyclists like the cycling people.
Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
Wow, that's just an exercise thing.
Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Yeah, you know, but the whole head that you're not
in the Tour de France and you have the whole
head to toe outfit. But it helps clipping in wind. Yeah, yeah,
they're going long distance helps uscentuate the body right right,
you know what I'm saying, alright eight seven seven forty four.
What he text two two nine eighty seven be right
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Coming up for you today, Around a Bitch Be Trippin'.
You have like one of those blonde moments, So we'll
be sharing some of those also, well only sings with
the songs. One of these song lists songs that put
you in a good mood? How about that? What's the
song in the matter? What it is put you in
a good mood? Last Man Standing? So one of those
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where we set the topic, we start taking your calls,
We take one of the calls, take a second one,
decide which one hangs in, and then whichever one's left
at the end of the segment wins a prize. Yes,
so we got the Last Man Standing today, plus a
Woody Show Taste Drive Locky Hey. Sammy had a social dilemma? Yes,
So what was it like? You were at a restaurant?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So the social dilemma was I was at a place
where you walk up and kind of order food. All
the tables were taken, and so I was sitting eating
with my brother and we're looking around at people waiting
for tables, and he said, oh, how about we give
it to this family right here. They have some kids,
And so I thought, okay, And as he got up
to give them the table.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
There was a pregnant.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Lady that was right there waiting for our table as well.
So the question is who do you give it to
the family with kids or the pregnant lady.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I get up and I let him fight it out. Yeah,
I get up and go Why do you select who
takes your hand? A bit?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I was just gonna you would You wouldn't be like,
are we giving this.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The give away? Yeah? You were done eating? Yeah? Yeah,
oh I always do that judge.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, if it's if a place is full and people
are waiting for tables, I pick who's going to get
my table.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Never even reallyss racist to me. Actually that sounds like
the same. That person has the same mentality as the
person who tries to control the speed of traffic. So
they're basically like a like they're speed checking everybody, like, well,
I'm in the left lane, sure, but I'm already going
a little bit over the speed limit, so I'm not
going to move out of the way.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
We're not talking about dangerous driving, just like a general bitch, right, or.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The person who knows that you're waiting for the spot
in the parking lot and yet they just sit in
their car and like I've done that, They're like, I
am not going to let that person I control it.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
You know, you're not rushing it though.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your hands up, you're not honking your horn, you're not
doing any of that kind of stuff. You're just simply
waiting for this. But they've decided they're going to take
their sweet ass time because they've decided the Sammy's of
the world have decided that you are not worthy of
quote their spots, it is not your table to give.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I guess it is a power move. I didn't think
of it that way.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I thought of it as being nice if like, oh,
we're going to give it to this like family here.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's not your choice. Very strange. Yeah, I wouldn't pick
at all. I would just literally get up and go now.
I also do up up next is gonna be you
any wait?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Hold on first, let me tell you. You have to
need like a SOB story, like any medical bills.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Does this family have cancer?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't work there. That said, I don't like the
people who are just kind of hovering. They see you're
about to wrap up, like all these people look about done,
and so they start doing that circling the hovering around
your table around like, man, don't crowd me either.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
That is what the pregnant lady was doing.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
But I didn't notice she was pregnant until after because
the table was above her belly. And so I was like,
oh this this lady.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
No, And then we got up and I was like, oh, no,
she was pregnant.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Wait did you call her fat bitch? Jeez?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Now, man, it's this sounds like another good reason. And
if you show up at a restaurant and there's a
line and a.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Wait, I turned around and go to the restaurant next
to yeh, don't stop there. Wait, No, it's you order
at the counter and then you go sit there. You're
waiting for a table.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
You see the place to eat there, You see the
place is too crowded for and you you intend on
sitting obviously, you see the place is too crowded for
everybody that's already there. So you go to the next place.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, okay, So under the let's say, under the hypothetical,
let's say that we weren't all against Sammy here, right, Okay,
just for the hypothetical. Okay, So it's between so you
have to the family with two kids or the pregnant lady,
and you are going to be a dick and you're
going to decide.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
You're not gonna choose that you are the restaurant God.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, you are the lord of the table, over the table.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
You're taking the job of the hostess.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
No, there is no hostess or.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Of whatever, the person who's supposed to be like the manager.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
No, it's just a grab a table.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, the pregnant woman alone she was, but I'm guessing
that No, not.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Alone, She's sitting for two with child.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
There was no one else around her.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
But I have a feeling she was just trying to
grab a table and then call whoever she was with.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, So if it's between the family with two kids
or the pregnant lady, who are you giving? If you're
Sammy and you're being all rotten self, but who are
you giving the table to?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:14):
I would go family.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'll go family as well, because I'm not going to
give a whole table to a pregnant one lady. Yeah,
she can find a corner somewhere. I'm being pregnant. It's
not my fault. She went fun you know. Yeah, I'm
giving to the family as well, And just because there's
just more to try to coordinate. Coordinate by the corral. Yeah,
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so like and.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
If the place is crowded to begin with the whole family.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, because I feel more for the parents who are
trying to deal with the kids who are waiting for
the table. Lo's suit dum okay, Well we got to
wait for a table. We gotta wait our turn. I am.
I am sympathizing with the family with that. Yeah not.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I mean, man's the other way to avoid problems with kids.
One don't have them, but also don't show up to wait,
wait to sit down place with kids, I know, compounding
your issues.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Just leave them at home, like Greg says, like put
them in again historically easy and then go out to eat.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Now, I know this doesn't really matter because she's pregnant,
But how hot was the pregnant ship?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, yes, Sammy, she was.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
She was attractive.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yes, Sea Mass asked the question. Sammy starts looking around.
If we're going to give the answer, I don't know.
We weren't there once again, is one of that crossed
from the wind? You were there? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
I don't know where the win is.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
A lot of people are a lot of people are
just oblivious to the world around them.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I don't know where the win is. It's huge. Walk
out the front door of the restaurant, it's right in front.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I remember there being an escalator somewhere. I think there is.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's on multi level. People the restaurant I have never
even been to. You know, when you go to Vegas,
there's that one place with the escalator.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Wait, yeah, yea, yeah, I know the street corner.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, I've never even been to the restaurant. And I
know where. Okay, it's in a multi level building.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Parking garage was and where we parked, and I need
to see it on the escalator by the croc store.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And that is what I know. Okay. Do you know
if the pregnant lady was hot or not? Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yes, she was?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Okay, all right, Well I still went with a family.
Of course, I gain in the in the case where
I suddenly don't make in the case where I.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Can just sci fist said. It's a hypothetical. Also, it's
first come, first served? Is that first come parentheses? Do
I like them more?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
But everyone's just standing around. I'm surprised that nobody does this.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't know when I'm done. I would have never
even I clicked my mind. I make sure all the
trash is picked up. If there's something that fell on
the ground or on my table, I'll even like brush
the crumbs or whatever. And then I just I get up,
I go throw my crap away, and I walk out.
What happens after I walk away is not my problem,
not at all.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Well, now there is a there's a human psychology thing
where one like like the parking spot example, where once
we have something, even if it's not ours, but once
it's once we put it in our mind as ours,
we start taking control all of it, ownership of it.
Do the I mean, no one's in this cycle like
Sammy is.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's you.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
But that is a human psychology thing when you you
take control of something and you kind of in want
to manage it.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
Also, I can be aware of the people that are
around the table, but not the location of where I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
She had to remember her parking spot, man, Yes, man,
she's very complicated.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
There was a lot going on in her head.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, that's right. Apparently too much breathe in, breathe out. Yeah,
breathe in, breathe chedery. Are that all day long shah
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Speaker 2 (10:15):
Shoe all right, bitch, be tripping? Yeah aka blonde Blonde moment.
It happens to the best of us. This one says,
I dated a chick who thought the sun and the
moon were the same thing. The moon was just the
sun when it runs out of fuel.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Each day and then it refuels.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, Ok, that's awesome. That's good stuff. Man. Let's
go to Cody. Good morning, Cody, Hey, Cody, hey's morning.
All right, So bitchb tripping blonde moment. What do you got? Uh?
Speaker 11 (10:49):
So it was one of my old co workers.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
We were out working at night and for whatever reason
he could not figure out why our magnetic work like
would not stick to our aluminum trailer. Over and over.
Guy's magnets broken, got magnet broken?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Man, were broken on aluminum. I can say now, by
the way, that was a challenge for him for a
number of years. I learned it. Yeah, yeah, I couldn't
do it. Yeah, well, any of it happens. People get
like the stainless steel fridges, especially really proud moms that
want to hang up all their kids crap on there.
Yeah it's the best because they can't glutter it up. Greg,
(11:27):
I agree, it doesn't best. No, No, you can't stick magnets.
I didn't know that on the front of a stainless
steel fridge. Sometimes the sides because they're not the stainless steel. Yeah,
you can still stick things on the sides, but yeah,
not on the front of.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
It, which is a great feature.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, all right, Cody, Thanks for the call. Appreciate you.
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie with your bitch beet
tripping story eight seven seven forty four Woody, I found
another clip from my wife. Oh yeah, uh, here we
go this again. This is just off my phone video.
I look awful. What was your question?
Speaker 9 (11:59):
No, don't video me. I don't feel good.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
So there's West Virginia, there's regular Virginia, and then there's
West Virginia.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Right or is it just one? I know there's like
North and South Dakota, North and South Carolina. Well, technically
there should be a west in the East Virginia.
Speaker 13 (12:20):
There's no such thing as East Virginia.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well there's a west.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
That's a whole off answer my question.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
Where Oh my god, West Virginia is a different state
than Virginia for two different states. That's true, West Virginia.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
We talked about this before, but I forgot.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah. So yeah, there's a point though.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Why is Virginia and West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
South Carolina North Carolina?
Speaker 7 (12:57):
But that makes sense, it's not Carolina and South Carolina.
I mean I see her point. Yeah, they should change
it to eat like.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Start campaign on that one. Someone says, my twenty year
old daughter asked me what state Illinois was in? Oh Okay?
This one five to one two. I worked at a
river tubing company. There were a bunch of stairs where
you got out of the river at and the lady
was letting all the air out of her tube. Asked
her why she was doing that. She said, so it
would be lighter to carry up the stairs. Her husband
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just looked at me with this look that said, please
don't ask. But I had to. I asked her how
much the airwave? Yeah, and she said she didn't know,
but it was lighter.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
It really bogs you down to be hobot.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
This one five seven five, my older Mustang broke down.
I towed the car home, overhauled the engine, and you know,
just thinking it gave out. Once I overhauled it, it
still wouldn't start. And that's when I realized it was
just out of gas.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Oh no, no, that's always the case.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Let's go to Becky on the phones. Eight. Good morning, Becky,
good morning. All right, bitch, be tripping. What do you got?
Speaker 14 (14:14):
So premise was my sister was younger, so not converse
her too much, I guess. But I live in like
a super like rural area and we were just driving
down the road and we happened to be passing some
Amish people and my sister started screaming, Oh my gosh,
I finally get to see Pilgrums.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Was hilarious.
Speaker 14 (14:38):
And she was serious after Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, all right, it was good Becky. Thank you for
call Kildrums. Appreciate you listening to show. I have yourself
a great day.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Uh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
We got a text about this one. I'd forgot about
this guy. This guy was a congressman, Hank Johnson. Hank
remember he uh, he had that theory about Guam.
Speaker 15 (15:00):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, this is a.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
Part of the island and I don't know how many
square miles that is.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Do you happen to know?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I don't have that figure with me, sir. I can
certainly supply it to you if you'd like.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Yeah, my fear is that the whole island will become
so overly populated.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
That it will tip over and capsize, and we don't
anticipate that. It was like the Army Corps engineers they
were talking to them about, like, you know, there's too
much population on one side of guamwo cap size tip
the island? Yeah, stupid, because that's how that works. We yeah,
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don't anticipate four four. I was going to Michigan for work.
We were driving through Ohio. It was late, been driving
all day and I saw a sign that said, oh lottery,
Like oh lottery, Ohio. Sure, and I got so it
got where there's like, oh lottery, And then I merely
rather like, Ohio. Oh h got it? I just thought
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so dumb. Thought it was a sign said oh lottery,
Oh lottery, Oh lottery. Oh I should play seven one four.
I remember heating up a bagel in the microwave. My
mom said do it for sixty seconds because a minute
was too long. No, yeah, that's way better. I thought
that was crazy, so I paused. I looked at her
with a blank stare and said what. Uh. My best
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friend in many years thought Fleetwood Mac was a SoundCloud
wrapper from Bakersfield, because he said it sounded like it
would be a rapper's name, Fleetwood Mac. That'd be a
cool name. My blonde moment in my twenties, after years
of already driving, my friend told me to keep my
hands at ten and two, but I didn't know was
referring to a clock. I thought ten and two meant
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ten fingers. Two hands on the steering wheel, eye at
all times.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Actually, young people don't know like old timey clocks. What
there are still clocks, there's watches, there's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
But we've already like we've read studies on how younger
people don't even know how to read those old clocks.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
They only know dish. Let's go to Delilah. Good morning, Delilah.
How are you?
Speaker 15 (17:14):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay? All right, So what's your bitchb trip in blonde
moment story?
Speaker 17 (17:21):
So one of my really good friends.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
I love her to death, I really do.
Speaker 18 (17:24):
Which she's technology pune and I was telling her, you
have a smartphone just to use it, and she's like,
I don't have a smartphone.
Speaker 19 (17:30):
I have an Android.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Sounds like somebody we know in the room, hi Allah,
appreciate this to the woody show of it kind of
reminds me I had a bitchb tripp in year at it,
Like all through chemistry class in high school when I
read the word infrared light, Yeah, I thought, I said.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
In frayed light in And the whole year I never
had the nerve to ask my teacher what's infra light?
And the whole time the whole year. And then I
heard him say infraredomly, eh, it's infrared light. And I
still don't know what it is, by the way, infrared light. Yeah,
I don't know if that is.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's like infrared. Oh yeah, okay, uh, here's one. I
took my wife to Walmart. Right as we're getting out
of the car, I let a big fart rip. I
started to look around. I say, damn ducks. My wife
starts to look around and says, where are they? She
likes ducks where she wants to see where they are? Ye, bitch, beachripping.
Let's go to Ronnie. Good morning Ronnie, Ronnie. Hello, Hi,
(18:36):
what do you got for us?
Speaker 20 (18:38):
Well?
Speaker 19 (18:39):
I have a bunch of cats.
Speaker 20 (18:41):
Yeah, and my daughter in law, who lives next door
to me, had a couple of chickens, and her chickens
was always coming and stealing all my cat food.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Damn chickens.
Speaker 20 (18:53):
I just started beating them the cat food in their
own pile. And when I told her that, he got
seriously mad at me and said it was gonna make
the eggs taste like cat food.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Thank you. Well, then would taste like that was the case? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 20 (19:19):
Yeah, And I'm thinking so they taste like grasshoppers, you know,
that's what they need, grasshoppers and bugs. So that's what
the eggs tastes like.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I prefer bug eggs.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
Yeah, is that what you want?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (19:31):
I will.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Hey, Ronnie, thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to
Woody Show. Thanks Ronnie, I have yourself a great thank you.
All right by and there's Ronnie. Guys all just chickens
running around everywhere. That's awesome.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Oh Lucy Goosey, my god, good lord arend lady.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Gentlemen won't take a brown?
Speaker 11 (19:49):
It would be your mama bird.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Lazy gentlemen won't take a brown. Yeah, totally broad. And
we are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. On Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Minace,
Good morning to you, Good morning Woody. There is Sea
Man Hi, and we got Sammy. Now the phones are open,
(20:14):
but for a particular reason, we have a focus on
the calls that we're taking right now at eight seven
seven forty four, wood We're gonna do one of these
last man standing segments that we do. One we did
recently was what's the most redneck thing you've seen? So
you call in and you share with us the most
redneck thing you've seen. We pick a different topic each time. Well,
(20:37):
the topic today house party is gone wrong. Okay, so
you hosted a house party. You went to a house
party and it just went sideways. We're looking forward, not good.
Who's got the best house party gone wrong story? And
this all started. We had a conversation about this girl
(20:58):
and she got really screwed over. She was trying to
do something fun, she was trying to be cool. She
her parents are out out of town, and so she
threw a party at the house and the invitation was public,
and so all these people showed up and they were
pouring stuff into the washing machine and the dryer and uh,
(21:18):
you know, ruined the countertops and destroyed the place. And
on top of all that, the loser kids who came
to the party, they called the cops just so they
would show up and bust the girl whose party they
were at. Sure. Yeah, so not only did you destroy
the house, you also through the girl who hosted the
party under the bus by calling the cops. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
People treat these parties like they treat the place where
they work. The minute you walk in. Yeah, you're a
pig and an animal.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
And honestly, I've heard enough of these stories. It's it's
why I don't really like having a large amount of
people over to my place. I'll have small groups of people. Yeah,
you know, I was like an adoulay or less high
school kids exactly.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
No, I know, I'm not gonna flush woody silverword down
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I'm not going to break your countertop. I mean, sea
bass might try to poop in my shower.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
I do enjoy having large parties at my place, but
I have a common room maintained by the buildings.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's differently an animal not to take a drink and
go sit on your couch. But man, some people just
love entertaining. The more people to marry, they'll like rent
tends to pop up outside. Yeah, there was a lot
of that going on with the graduation parties Vale then
or you I don't want people in your house, you
just do a garage party. Yeah, that's the move, by
the way. Like, yeah, mene Menet at one point when
(22:40):
he bought that kitchen aid stand mixer, like that was
to him, for nobody else. It's not like he's going
to use it, but to him it was like a
sign that he made it right as an adult especially. Yeah, yeah,
like a sign that dude, you really got it going
on is if you have a valet service for a
gathering at your house, that's like an extreme.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
But that's what that's what you're saying. That's like the
next level.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
But I also wondered, like how much could that possibly cost.
We're just talking about somebody to go park cars?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
See how much that it's probably more about having a
space to dump the cars.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
In parking long the street, but they have to go
like the next block over to park it. Exactly.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
You can just hire kids to do it, I mean,
never work.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I've seen local kid. Yeah have you ever seen Father
of the Brine? Yes, Okay, well then you.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Know it's about ide but like in their early twenties
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
As a side, you don't want to hire somebody professional
because of insurancesurance, yeah, ding, indoors or whatever. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm sure you could do it on the cheap. I'm
I'm figuring this is probably something is a lot more
affordable than we think. I'm not saying it's cheap, all right.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Here are three attendants for five hours, four hundred five
dollars including.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Tax for the whole thing. Five hundred bucks. Yep, five hours.
That's good. See, okay, five hundred bucks. It's a lot
of money, get it.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
But now it does not cost does not include cost
of a location permit. So like in other words, the lot.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Or right right, right. But I'm saying, if it's in
your neighborhood and there's ample street parking, but you don't
want your guests because you're having them over and they're
wearing like maybe some nicer stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You don't want to disturb the numbers.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, you want to disturb. You don't want your guests
walking like a block and a half just to get
to your house. I've never gone to a party where
civilian has had that. Only celebrities, yes, right, but like, yeah,
I went to a we all went to one point
with the the Ralphie May Party Rest in Peace. Comedian
Ralphie May. He had a he had a party, and
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I mean he lived in an area where it was
like the streets were super there was nowhere to park exactly,
and so we had these valets and I thought that
was a pimp move.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
I know, it's awesome. Yeah, the question is if you're
a guest at one of these parties, random house party,
and they have a valet as the guest. You you
tip right, of.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Course, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's definitely all right. So we're
opening up the phones and so the idea the way
this works is you're gonna call it if you have
a good story. If you think you have the story
when it comes to house parties gone wrong, something that
you've either hosted or been a part of, you're gonna
call in right now. We'll get you set up eight
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seven seven forty four woody, and then when we come
back from the break, we're gonna go right to the calls.
We'll hear the first call, then we'll take the second call,
we'll hear that second story, and then we'll go around
the room and vote which one's the better story. That
person moves on. Whoever is left standing at the end,
that's gonna be the person who gets a prize. And
we'll get to those stories coming up next. The topic
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for this round of Last Man Standing house party's gone wrong.
The house party is gone wrong. So you either hosted
or you attended, you think you got the best story
about a house party gone wrong, go ahead and give
us a call eight seven seven forty four Wooding. We're
going through and getting people lined up as quickly as
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who can, because what we're doing here is we're gonna
take the first call, hear their story, take the second
call here their story, whichever one we determined to go
around the room, whichever one would think it's the best
one that moves on. And then by the end of
the segment, when we run out of time, here which
everyone's left standing, last man standing will win a prize.
I'm not sure exactly what that prize would be, but
(26:16):
if you got a good house party gone wrong story,
call us right now. Eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
I have a quick story. When I had a house
party in high school.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
I was working at grocery store, so I thought i'd
be fancy and I had shrimp and like a whole spread.
The only alcohol we could get was tequila, and it was,
you know, not the good kind. And eventually the girls
got a little wild and they did like take off
their shirts and run down the street and that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Was pretty cool.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Hell yeah, dog, and but one of the girls ended
up like puking all over my kitchen floor and it's
just like, yeah, just shrimp bits and like.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Sauce and all that kind of stuff. But I think
what I messed up is I cleaned the house so
good that something was off. Oh yeah, And then my
neighbor did.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
Say to my mom like, oh, some girls are running
down street enough screaming, and I go, yeah, I didn't
hear that, you know, so I didn't get caught.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, how to clean up some bar? All right, let's
go to Giovanni. Good morning, Giovanni, Giovanni, Good morning, Good morning.
So house party gone wrong? What is your story for
this round of last Man's Standing Man.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I will talk one.
Speaker 16 (27:27):
So me and my girlfriends got invited to a party,
and of courtun this is my first time.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Drinking in a good while.
Speaker 16 (27:32):
So I'm just drinking and getting hammered. I have blanked out.
I remember I'm in the restroom slowing up. Everything's just
a complete mess. I passed out. I remember my buddy's
girlfriends knocking.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
On the door.
Speaker 16 (27:46):
Actually give me one second. So I tried cleaning everything up.
I ended up plugging the sink and I just walked out.
Next thing I remember, I am waking up in the
front lawn, passed out.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Under a much burn disconnect. There's no cult, but that
kind of language.
Speaker 20 (28:04):
Luddy, vulgar and abusive language, that's an automatic disconnect.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You've got a dirty horush mouth. Well, now when you
tell your story, you got to remember that you're on
the radio, right, Yeah, And so there's the seven dirty
words that you can't say.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
People just are just oblivious, like general decorum.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, all right, well just cuss words left and right.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Well, I mean, you know they're not trained professionals. We
swear like sailors off the airth yeah, the second the microphone. Yeah,
but I mean I have to give him some props
for the sink puking and I relate to that. And
he was passed out on the front lawn under a Mustang,
So that means there was a Mustang in the front lawn. Yeah,
I giovanni, hang on one side on the front law
(28:41):
before there go, let's go to Jen. Good morning Jen,
and watch your mouth. I'm here all right? All right?
So house party gone wrong? On what happened?
Speaker 18 (28:49):
So our annual Halloween party by year seven got a
little out of hand with all the randos that started showing.
Speaker 19 (28:56):
Up by word of mouth.
Speaker 18 (28:57):
Yeah, and you know you're trying to get all the
drunks out of your house that you don't know because
you find out they're stealing your cvs left and right.
To walk in my dining room that's on fire because
the cute little skull candlestickholders that are cheap went. The
candle melted all the way down, caught the candlestick holder
on fire, which caught the tablecloth on fire, which caught
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the table on fire. You find the fire as it's
like going up the wall. Hey, you're running around trying
to get the fire extinguisher. You go to the basement
to you open up the basement door to grab the
fire extinguisher and there's some random people having sex on
your disgusting basement floor.
Speaker 12 (29:35):
Yeah, so you slam.
Speaker 18 (29:37):
The door shut and forget that you went in for
the fire extinguish.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Meanwhile things, oh my god, yeah, but it's my eyes,
my eyes. How damage was everything? Like, like, what kind
of damage did the fire do?
Speaker 18 (29:51):
It had just hit the wall, so the wall was
easily repainted. Table had to be thrown out, everything on
the table was ruined.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
No big deal.
Speaker 18 (30:00):
It was, you know, three o'clock in the morning. So
finally chaos is over. Sit down on the couch like
almost everybody's gone. My best friend comes flying down my
uh stairs in my living room, decides to super fly
me from the bottom of the stairs and across the
living room. Its the couch, breaks the back off the couch.
Everybody sitting on the couch with me. We all go
flying backwards. I'm just like SML moment.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay, on the same night, all the same night. All right,
Well there's there's Jen story.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
I hate, I hate to blame the victim, Greg, but
if your candleholders are that cheap, look, it's just for
like the core, for like a like a one off party.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You know, and every day use thing.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
You could still have higher standards.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Thank you. Yeah. Between Gen story and Giovanni story, I'm
going Jen Jen Yeah, Jenne. Yeah, we told the my
hang on, thank you. Giovanni Fi you should apologize. All
let's go to let's go to herman. Hey, good morning, herman, Hey,
(31:03):
good morning. What are you all right? Good morning? House
party has gone wrong? What do you got oh man?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Dude?
Speaker 19 (31:09):
Okay, So this was six years ago and we had
a family and French party. So we all got hammered,
right and we called it at night. But before that,
I had a he did arguable with my father, and
they split us up. They took him to his room.
They took me to my room, and we called it
at night. I'm I'm in bed with two of my
girlfriends and the next thing you know, I get woken
(31:31):
up by like five cops coming into my room and
I'm I'm tripping out because I'm halfway drunk and I'm scared.
There's five cops in my room. And next thing you know,
they take us out and they have us in handcuffs,
me and my brother and even including my mother. And
it turns out that my aunt, which is my my
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father's sister, because she thought that we heard them or
something like that, so they literally he broke down our door.
So when I walked out, our door was broken down.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh my god. All right, it's what people call the reason.
I know.
Speaker 21 (32:08):
Well, I mean you're the last person. Yeah, I do
it for You'll call the costs all the time, But
not on private people. Yeah, not on famous number is
like on a big display. I'm sure at the police station,
like this guy calls all the time and therefore important
we should listen to him. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But
I knew where this story was going once he said
it was a family party.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I'm like family dispute, somebody's jealous. Yeah, alright, I'm still
going with gen story. Yeah yeah, everybody else, Greg Yeah, yeah,
it's got to be Jen ra Herman. Thank you for
the call. Appreciate listening. Will you show Let's see, let's
go to Kevin. Hey, good morning, Kevinn. Hey, we're going Hey,
(32:47):
last man standing. House party gone wrong?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
All right.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
So I was like fourteen, My brother was twenty one,
and he had a huge party in my parents' house.
They were on vacation Hawaii, and there was probably two
hundred people in a two thousand square foot house. And
somebody brought bear spray and sprayed it throughout the whole
house and there was a massive cuke fest going on.
People are freaking out. There was no fires, but it
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was absolutely insane.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Who who brought the spray?
Speaker 15 (33:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
I lived in the Pacific Northwest, so there's lots of
hunters and all kinds of yeah up there, and some
just some some college kid brought it to the party.
Thought it was a great idea. I guess I just
went through just sprayed it, went through the whole house. Yeah, everybody.
Everybody was just toast on both stories. It was it
(33:39):
was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
All right, Uh, what do you guys think, Jen or Kevin?
Speaker 6 (33:44):
I mean that's a version of the fire extinguisher. Yeah,
setting somewhere but obviously.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, but fre sex yeah, sefery, broken couch yeah, oh yeah,
broken count Yeah. All right, Kevin with her? All right,
thank you, Kevin, Kevin, So night, Yeah, all right, let's
go to Steve. Hey, Good morning, Steve, Good morning. What
(34:08):
do you show? How you guys doing things? All right?
So house party gone wrong? What do you got?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah? Major party?
Speaker 19 (34:15):
Till here.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I'll try to get very quick. The summary is basically,
I was thirteen years old attending my buddy sixteenth birthday
party hosted by his hot milk mother. Anyway, fall story short.
I quickly get very ineborated, ip pew, call over myself.
So the mother's felt bad, brings me upstairs, takes my
clothes off, puts me in the bathtub, unattended.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The milk lane there and she's yes, nice.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yes, so why I'm an attendant of the bathtub. She
goes off and washes my clothes. Well, here the party
discovers I'm lane there, I'm like a stud garble bald
is a cue ball because again I'm thirteen and so
then so the whole party discovers this. There's two ways
in from the left and then exit to right. So
they all walk by laughing at me, ridicule me. And
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basically that Monday morning, I was known as shueballppressive school.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, cue ball all right, Well, dude, mil mom gave Yeah.
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, fortunate that we unattended and the party discovered it.
So basically about thirty five people witnessed I was hanging
like a star jumps that Gerbi.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Yeah, and you were wasted at thirteen. That's pretty bad
as that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, twelve.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
I think I might have been eleven.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, well cool, I was ten, but I looked like
that was that was? That was all right, Steve, hang
on one second, votes around the room. I mean, story is
pretty cool. It's a great game, kid, But Jen all
day still Jen? Yeah, I'm sticking with Jen. All right, Steve,
great story though, thank you for the call. Appreciate you listening,
(35:52):
show man guys. All right, later, see dude, let's see
let's uh, let's go to Aaron Hey, good morning, Aaron.
What's up morning? All right, last man standing house party
gone wrong?
Speaker 15 (36:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 22 (36:05):
So I lived in Arizona and uh we were having
a little party and I decided to call some friends
and next thing you had, like one hundred and fifty people.
Speaker 8 (36:12):
Showed up, most of them I didn't know. And we're
all drinking bottles.
Speaker 22 (36:16):
And uh at one point, oh oh, now.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I am that that might have been that might have
been my fault hanging on Aaron. You there, Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry, okay,
so you're drinking bottles. Yeah.
Speaker 22 (36:29):
So one of my buddies got got an argument with
one of these dudes of girlfriends and it turned out
into like a fight from the back of the back
patio of the South. Yeah, and I, uh, I was
standing out fronts of the time, and I heard like
all this chaos. There was glass smashing everywhere and everything,
and whenever I opened up the door, literally everybody in
this house was throwing beer bottles at everybody. It was
absolute chaos, and uh, I had I had this. This
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kid was coming down the hallway and he put a
gun at my chest and I told him that in
my drug sell told him and he didn't have enough balls.
To pull the trigger, and uh as he as he
went by me, somebody smashed the beer bottle over his
head and I see through three guys that threw my
buddy through a wall. And then like after all this
aftermath was done and everybody left cleaning up all the glass.
(37:12):
I had to take two of my buddies in the hospital.
So we get back, we're fixing the wall in this
house and stuff. We're looking at all the damage and stuff.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
We all passed out.
Speaker 22 (37:20):
We were pretty drunk. Now move up the next day
and what we didn't realize is they.
Speaker 17 (37:24):
Stole our garage.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
Door opener and they robbed.
Speaker 22 (37:27):
Our complete girls.
Speaker 12 (37:28):
They got it.
Speaker 22 (37:29):
Our garage, all of our cross bikes and our motorcycles
was gone.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh damn, who was the guy with the gun? Like
nobody knew this guy.
Speaker 22 (37:36):
Nobody knew now this Arizona. I didn't know these Arizona
kid and I invited like this one kid, and like
so many other.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
Kids showed up.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Okay, well yeah, yeah, that's what happened. Good. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I might be swayed toward Aaron.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
I know, voats motorcycles stolen, our fight essentially.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Broken glass all no I'm still going gen though, because
she has so many different factors.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
And there's nothing cool about that, Like, it's just dangerous.
It's just like, oh, some bikers showed up and ricked
the place.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, it's called being a plus, you know. So you're
going Jen, seabask Jen.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
The variety of Jennis. Yeah, I stoppable. Yeah, all right,
this is actually scary. Aaron, you got my vote, but
we were we were outnumbered, my friend. But thank you
for the call. I appreciate it. Yeah, man one, all right,
later safe, all.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Right, let's go to uh Kyle, Hey, good morning, Kyle,
Kyle here you guys.
Speaker 8 (38:35):
Uh, it's gonna be hard to talk, honest.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Well, Aaron's already out. Jen is still on top right now.
But what happened? House party gone wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:46):
This was right after that movie Project X came out.
Remember that movie.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, that's American history. American history at my bad he
doesn't have.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Any references in the past years.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
This was It was a high school party. Uh, one
of my buddies just blew it up, ended up inviting
I want to say, a hundred people. More than three
times the amount of people showed up just by word
of mouth. There was the jungle juice, bit so white carpet,
red juice, read everything. These gang members ended up showing
(39:24):
up tagging the inside of the house. Somebody got so
drunk they drove the car into the pool. All this day,
it was a terrible situation. Everyone looked sick, and then come,
you know, two am. The idiot doesn't realize or he
doesn't realize he didn't tell us. Oh, the house just
went into escrow and the new homeowners are coming by
(39:47):
tomorrow morning to check it out. Not good, so needless
to stay. Our buddy was screwed pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
So it was his parents place, right, it was his
parents' former place.
Speaker 8 (40:00):
Yeah, all right, just scrambling to get everybody to help
clean it up and everything.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
And the car out in the pool, yeah exactly, all right, Kyle,
hang out one second. What do you guys think, votes man?
I love the car in the pool, pretty good. In
the in the interior got tagged. Yeah, and then it was.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
The next day. I'm going with that one.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
How do you not stop somebody your house? Somebody don't
do that?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
What are you doing that? You're so busy? Yeah? Or
somebody anybody if I saw anybody anybody, even if it's
not your house. Well, maybe because they are gang members,
they were afraid to stop them. Yeah, all right, Kyle,
hang on one second, man, Jen, hang on one second.
This might this might end up going to listener vote.
Pretty good. Yeah, all right, let's get to one more call.
Let's go to Colton. Good morning, Colton, Colton, good morning morning.
(40:52):
We're doing a great last man standing house party gone wrong.
What's your story?
Speaker 17 (40:57):
Yeah, absolutely, So my family and I were actually out
of town, so I wasn't at this house party, but
it was at my house. So my older brother, he
was in high school, and he had his friend to
come over to house it for us, and while we
were all out of town, he decided to invite I
guess a few people over. Yeah, that that few people
turned over to be like one hundred people and through
(41:18):
a giant house party. There was trash everywhere in the house.
There were used condoms in all the kids' bedrooms, so
pretty messy situation to walk home to.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, use condoms on your fire truck bed got all right? Uh, well, Colton,
that's a that's a good story. I don't think it's
I don't think it's in there with Kyle and Jen
though you got.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Cole.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
We appreciate your call, man, thank.
Speaker 16 (41:42):
You suck absolutely a good one.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
All right, It's like you know bye. All right. So
now the voting is open. Which one do you think
should win this round? The last man standing? Kyle, that's
the guy where somebody end up driving, uh, you know,
getting a car into the pool and then Jen the
the living room or you know, dining or whatever caught fire.
People were stealing stuff. The people were like banging in
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the basement. When she ran down there to go get
the fire extinguisher, couch god broke. So you're gonna text
either Kyle car in the pool, Kyle, k Y Eli
over to two two ninety seven or Jen j e
n for the living room fire story? Which one do
you think she'd win this round of last man Standing? Tough?
(42:27):
We will have the results for you. The listener vote
will count toward, while the listener vote will determine who wins. See,
we're putting it all in your hands, guys. We got
it this far. You guys take it home. Results next
her on the Woodi Show.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Right back, Hey, welcome back. It's the Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
And you guys had a great job, said, your votes
in for last man standing. House parties gone wrong, all right,
So it was between Kyle and Jen. Kyle's story was
that it was just chaos at the house party. People
were tagging the inside of the house with graffiti. Somebody
got so drunk that a car ended up in the pool.
(43:19):
And then we talked to Jen, whose dining room caught fire.
It was like a Halloween party, so that the candle mishap. Yeah,
the candle burned all the way down to the end.
It was a cheap Halloween candle holder, so that thing
apparently flammable. Good idea for a candle holder, Yeah, to
make it add something flammable, and ended up catching the
wall on fire and destroyed some stuff and were stealing
(43:40):
from her. People were stealing banging in the in the
basement when she went to which discovered when she went
down there to go get the fire extinguisher, so her
eyes were burning. Her dining room was burning. Literally. Yeah,
now we do have a clear winner. And before we
go to the actual vote, here, SeaBASS, who gets your vote? Yeah,
I'll go with our lady.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Jen got the more interesting, I think more than those
specifics are more perhaps real.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'm enjoying her story. All right, Sammy, I'm going with Kyle. Kyle,
all right, minutes.
Speaker 10 (44:12):
I'm going with Jen all day because the different categories
of drama with our story.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
All right, and I too, I'm going with Jenna. I
like the variety of problems, less hooligan ish. Yeah, exactly,
like people tagging walls and whatever. Okay, Like, well's your party?
This was just like a candle like people banging. That
happens at the a house parties. If it's a good party,
it is, no gang warfare, no tagging. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
gonna go with Jen as well. Now here's the thing.
(44:40):
Jen got a vast majority of the vote, so our
winner of this round. Congratulations to you, Jen, Are you
are the winner. It's party gone wrong. So hang on
one second. We'll get all your info and that We
appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. Hang on, Okay,
thank you, all right, you're welcome in. Kyle, that's a
(45:00):
that's a great story. Thank you for calling in. Appreciate
your support of the Woody Show, my friend. Yeah, thank you,
guys running back all right, yeah, all right, Kyle, thank you.
There's there's Kyle and Jen, everybody, thanks again for your votes.
Quick break more Woodies show coming up, hanging on show,
(45:22):
all right, welcome back. Uh huh, I've got some news
nice and we've got a Woody Show Taste drive. Oh yeah,
this has a bunch of different items from the retailer
formerly known as Burlington Coat Factory. So you can imagine
our surprise when he came back and said, guys, I
bought some food items for us to taste Burlington. Yeah,
(45:43):
we can't eat hats and gloves. They have food there. Yeah,
so what kind of items do you have? So many? Okay,
you want me to bust them out? Yeah? Yeah, because
like as you're like passing them around the room, I
can do something because I got food news as well.
Speaker 10 (45:57):
The first item I have is a dippin' dots like
freeze dried cookies and cream like cube.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah cute. This isn't popcorn because I saw it's made
by the Hers brand. Yeah. So I never, by the way,
I never trust food that has those stickers on it
because it always seems like that that the clearance expired, discontinued.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
It's got the price on the outside. Yeah, considered like
just hoff toff offf ice cream.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah, quickly grab one and take a bite.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
I remember when my uh I did. I didn't go
to the National Space Museum in DC, but like my
mom did.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Freez dried ice cream respect Yeah I like it. Yeah,
Freeze Tried ice cream is astronaut ice cream. Yes, like
a candy cereal. That's good.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
Yeah, it tastes like cereal.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah. And it's cookies and cream, yes, cookies and cream flavor.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
It does have a slightly weird aftertaste, like it almost
gets sour. But that's good.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
And I'm sure it's not natural. You know exactly this
I have here is popcorn for oh okay for a
little a little greg over here, many M and MS
candy pop. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
If I had this stuff in my house, it wouldn't
last two seconds. Anything that's drizzled.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Or we've had the other ones, the recist ones. Yeah.
So here's a question metas when you're in a Burlington
how is the store set. I haven't been in there
since it was just goods. Burlington Co Factory is lit Doude.
They have everything like they have workout equipment, they have
an equipment. Yeah, they have a ton of home goods.
(47:31):
It sounds like a TJ Max. Yeah, but is it
TJ max times like five? Okay, so they've just kind
of evolved.
Speaker 10 (47:37):
Yeah it has. I got some lovely laundry baskets, and.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
So they have a food section or is this stuff
just kind of like randomly end caps food section? Now,
corners bomb, it's bomb.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
It's got the eminem's the little minis that are essentially
melted into the popcorn, not inside, but like stuck.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Like a chocolate drizzle. Right yeah, now, Greg, do you
think also this is because you've been in nothing but beats,
potatoes and cottage cheese for months, probably, Yeah, you haven't
tasted anything like that.
Speaker 7 (48:08):
I haven't had anything sweetened.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Now this is where we might have a miss. These
are ginger choes, original ginger. They're made by Prints of Peace. Okay,
so are these like little like gingerbread kind of cookie crackers.
I'm guessing there's no bread involved. They come out in
individual packets. These are like these like old people candy.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yeah, don't help your stomach.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I think you know, maybe I don't know ginger shoes,
gingered cheese, ginger.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
Oh, yeah, it's I've seen this sort of stuff before
where it oh, it's like a dry.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Even the bags on appealing. Thats because just have pictures
of real ginger root.
Speaker 7 (48:45):
On the It's a texture of it looks like we
would be holding like a dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (48:49):
So yeah, like a texture of a very chewy twizzler.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Maybe more so you have to a lot people. Yeah,
really on purpose?
Speaker 6 (48:59):
Yeh think gummy beer.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
You guys feel about candy corn? Yeah, probably this is.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
It's just weird that it's not. I can't eat it.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
I like it. I like the what do you showed
taste dry this year? These are all things that Menace
found at again the retailer formerly known as Burlington Code Factory.
Speaker 10 (49:18):
They have food, they have some food. This one is
gonna be interesting. This is snack club. Tahen gummy bears, gummy.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Bears, I don't know about that mixed together well, people
put ta heena on fruit obviously, so it's a fruit
flavor with the taheen flavor.
Speaker 10 (49:34):
Yeah, like on on watermelon and stuff.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Like those who don't know.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Tai is typically dried chilis, lime, juice, powder, sea salts.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
My ginger tree was spicy, is going.
Speaker 7 (49:47):
To be finish is spicy?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah? First of all finish.
Speaker 6 (49:52):
So the bears thegether definitely. You can tell they're coated
with a good tahmo.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, it seems to be a pretty positive reaction so far.
They're bugging out of his head. He's having the best
day ever. You gotta go to snack club. Taheen gummy bears?
Those are I give those like a ten good? All right,
that's just kick. This is a spicy meat ball on
this one? Is doctor Pepper cotton candy? Okay, all right,
(50:20):
so I don't even know cotton candy in his bag,
Like it looks like a little bag of chips.
Speaker 6 (50:23):
We had doctor Pepper beef jerky recently. If you were
calling that was gone off.
Speaker 23 (50:27):
Yeah, this looks like, oh my god, shout out to
dry dude.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
It looks like, yeah, something at my laundry bath, you know.
It looks like yeah, it looks like you know when
you buy a shirt sometimes and they're like all shrunk
down into like a puck.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Oh yeah, you have to get it wet to expand like.
Speaker 23 (50:43):
Tampon and yeah you're not gonna try, no, got try
parks gross a little piece, yeah, a little yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Does it taste like doctor Pepper? It does. I mean
that was that was the tiniest little piece of a
decent amount. Yeah, you're so happy it does. It's disconcerting,
looks bad.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
It does kind of taste like doctor Pepper. It's weird
for cotton candy to taste like doctor Pepper. But it's
not bad.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Kid would love them. Yeah, my daughter anything cotton kids,
she gets cotton candy ice cream. I know. Yeah, we
went to a place with the Italian ice, you know,
like Rita's, and they have they have a cotton candy ice.
I can't imagine that be any good.
Speaker 7 (51:30):
No, it doesn't sound because cotton.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Candy is always kind of somewhat disappointing. This in general
is coconut macaroon. Yeah, you've got to be the guy
who's bought the most food ever.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I did look and it's had bags and bags, just
have like a couple of things. He did his grocery shopping.
Smells good. No, I do like coconut. Yeah, you like coconut,
right worship The brand is Dulzura, sure duly, Yeah, dual Zula.
Does that look like it sounds Doula from what I
(52:06):
can see from here. Coconut macaroons Dulzuraulzura. All right, coconut macaroon.
Speaker 6 (52:14):
A little small, like quarter size as well, maybe a
little larger cookies.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
Okay, but for a macaroon, it's not good.
Speaker 7 (52:22):
Exactly like you can sense the coconut, but you're not
overloaded with it. There should there should be more actual
shredded coconut, the more coconut flavor.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
They're kind of dry and bland.
Speaker 5 (52:32):
There's way better macaroons.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Don't recommend Burlington Co. Factory're not coming with the macaroons now.
This next item is warhead cubes. Okay, are you warheads? Yeah?
It was like a gummy flavor because warheads are usually
the gummy. Are these like hard candies and what gloves
on their gummy because I'm handling food, Oh I see, yeah,
(52:57):
because what heads are usually like they have the candy
shell and the liquidy in the middle. This is like
a gummy almost a gummy bear for him.
Speaker 7 (53:06):
Yeah, I took the orange one. It's what's the word,
you can't concern, uh discern what flavor it is.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
It's weird.
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Is it pretty good?
Speaker 2 (53:16):
You like them?
Speaker 21 (53:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (53:17):
They're like Sarah Patrick, that's exactly what they are.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, yeah, Sam, we can take those home? All right?
Now my last one, I can't even say it, Grezulas,
where's the uh? Yes, yes, grand can you say it right?
What you say? Greg? Great? You say it like? Yeah?
(53:43):
Is Greg has a gay? Asked what cool? Now's I
want to go to Mexico? And they have Cocoa crispis
and says Coco crispus, Dave Melvin. It's like Melvin, is
this the cartoon character They've decided that in Mexico, He's
like this elephant. Now these lookris the Melvin. The look
like cookies that have fun fetti on them. Yeah yeah, yeah,
(54:03):
little short bread kind of cookies.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
They smell kind of good actually all right, yeah they
got a very vanilla a smell. Yeah all right. These
are all items that were taste driving from the real
retailer that used to be known as Burlington Coat Factory.
And now apparently they have a whole snack section. It's good,
very dry, yeah, very dry, more more dry than the macaron.
(54:26):
Oh yeah yeah. Do you know what they remind me
of is animal crackers? Consistency, We're good, okay.
Speaker 7 (54:32):
And then sprinkles give them a little pop.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
I feel like they need to.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
Be dipped in something.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
All right, So, Greg, of all the things that that
you've tasted today, we're the top three snacks available at Burlington.
Speaker 7 (54:42):
I really enjoyed the what is this freeze dried ice
cream thingy? Cookies and cream that was good. I'm trying
to envision what I would sit down and just how
Probably popcorn with the M and ms or popcorn would
be number two. And then these cookies that we tried last.
I could eat this a whole box so good.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Okay, Menace.
Speaker 10 (55:03):
I just had the cookies because I was distributing everything,
and the cookies were delicious. I do want to try
the popcorn Eminem's. I think those are pretty sea bats.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
What are your rankings?
Speaker 6 (55:13):
I will say the graheas as we say the Spanish pronunciation.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (55:19):
I didn't know he was even supposed to be Spanish.
Speaker 6 (55:21):
It's yeah, it's Spanish for a small sweet pill. Uh,
the Tahen gummy bears, the warhead thing my jiggers, and
the popcorn.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
All right, I'm gonna try the Dodtor pepper Khan canty
for the first time. All right, Sammy, what was your favorite?
Speaker 5 (55:38):
Same as sea bass? My favorite is the warhead cubes yea, yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
Then I would do the Tahen gummy bears and then
the popcorn.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
All right, Meta, what do you think about Dr pepper co? Allright?
Speaker 3 (55:50):
Like it?
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Okay, it's fine. Well, next time you're at Burlington, guys, Yeah,
you're in your coat or some exercise equipment or some snacks, yeah,
or a level basket launching the basket. All right, there's
MENACE's taste drive for us this morning from Burlington.
Speaker 24 (56:04):
While we're having some computer issue. Never welcome back everybody.
There's some hypothetical questions. Morgan's always got random stuff that
comes out of her mouth.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Greg too so, but Morgan said that a lot of
hers are peepee and poo poo and sexy, right, Greg,
it's kind of all over the place. Yeah, a little
bit all over the place.
Speaker 7 (56:35):
And I kind of think of you guys when I
come up with these, like they're kind of specific to
certain people.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Well, because then again, this is one of those things
inner thought stuff exactly. I said, Well, instead of just
letting it be inter thoughtter every once in a while,
you throw it out here in the studio randomly during
a commercial break, write it down. Let's see what you guys,
end up coming, they say, like journaling your dreams or
you know, things like that, and then you can bring
it into your therapist. This is no way therapy, but right,
just out of curiosity the stuff that's floating around and
(57:04):
Greg and Morgan's heads.
Speaker 7 (57:05):
I'm glad you brought up journals. People who keep journals,
did they ever sit down one day and go back
and read go back? I wonder I thought it.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Was supposed to be just for your therapists like you
brought Like they say, hey, journal whenever you start thinking
this way, and then bring it in they can kind
of read into it and see, oh, but just like
what's going on diary? I couldn't. Yeah, it's such a
slug like super boring write down ideas. But what about
that exercise when they say just open the page and start.
Speaker 7 (57:32):
Right, Yeah, just see where and then you say, right,
what whatever comes to mind? I know I would sit
there for an hour.
Speaker 6 (57:38):
I don't right for lunch, I would like chick in right.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
So what's the first hypothetical question? Greg Gory?
Speaker 7 (57:45):
So Woody, if you could take a pill that gave
you the perfect body in your opinion, yeah, but it
took away fifty percent of your intelligence? Would you take
the pill?
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Oh? Already kind of compromised that. I told you I'm
not the smartest person. You hear it on the show.
I mean, you know, I'm not like when it comes
to book smarts and things like that, I'm not very smart.
Speaker 9 (58:06):
And could you live with half of that?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
I live with half of the right exactly, But I'm
very I have good streets smarts, so half of that,
I think. You know what, I think it probably would wow.
But you have the.
Speaker 7 (58:18):
Perfect body, right exactly, and whatever in your mind is
the perfect body.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
That's what you would have. Yeah, yeah, wow, I would too,
because good look at people don't need to be smart. Yeah,
it's pretty easy. Yeah. No, if I if I was
in street smart and not book smart, then no. But
I think the street smart's way more important than the
book smart stuff.
Speaker 9 (58:39):
What if it's just like, you have a perfect body,
but you're pretty much half lebotomized all around.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
You're jeeling on your stuff.
Speaker 9 (58:45):
You're just kind of like smart, you're not very book smart.
Speaker 2 (58:48):
You don't get to pick and choose vegetable.
Speaker 9 (58:50):
But I know, but you can't cherry pick, like I'm
still street smart. I just don't remember I'm.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Saying, let's say it was all half half where I'm
at with street smarts, half where I am with BOOKSMARTSK
with that, wow, because the book smart stuff whatever already
pretty dumb. It doesn't get much dumber. It's called AI.
And then the streets smart stuff, I'm half as good
as I am right now. The street smart stuff, you're
probably I'll be okay with that, but I'm gonna have
a banging body. Yeah, I'm gonna look so hot. Okay,
(59:16):
you have the gutters, right, the ween right, everything perfect,
that's a quarter off your stomach, right, And you would too,
Greg one hundred. Yeah, you wouldn't do it, And you
can go to a new beach. You're a im MENSA member.
Speaker 9 (59:28):
Yeah, thank you. And I don't know, I feel like,
because I'm not super hot, I've had to work really
hard to like have a brain. And then I'd just
be like, well, now what, I'm in my forties. Who
cares if I'm hot?
Speaker 15 (59:41):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (59:43):
The world, no, page out, it's more important than I mean.
Is that a question? So yeah? You would? Yeah? All right, Sammy, No,
you would not do that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Would I cut my intelligence in half to.
Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Be the part to have, like just whatever in your
mind would be the perfect body, would be the height
that you want everything. No, I'm good, Yeah, okay, Mariy
would you do it? Oh yeah, I totally would. Yeah.
Well apparently Samon just think she's perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
I also can't really afford to lose that much intelligence.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Feel I feel your girl.
Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
So then one of Morgan's I like this one stuck
out to me when you asked, would you rather never
be able to masturbate again or never be able to
eat solid food again?
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I'll never be able to masturbate again. I'm leaning that too.
You can't have so because masturbation is so great. I'm
agreeing to have all my food through a straw. It's
not that great. Oh I would never masturbate. Yeah, of course, exactly.
Speaker 20 (01:00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I think that was going to be an easy one.
Well what is it for you?
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Oh?
Speaker 25 (01:01:00):
Yeah, same, I want solid food. I don't think I
masturbate as much as a man does.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Oh. I want to do solid food because then be
skinny again. It goes back to the It doesn't mean
that necessarily calorie. You can still have intercourse. You don't
need a joe, I know, but it doesn't mean it
you can even though yeah, even though you're drinking like
my milkshakes shakes. Yeah, still, I think you would lose weight.
(01:01:32):
It depends, but it's it's not it's not worth it
for the masturbation stuff. It's not you got to masturbate
that bad like Okay, So what I thought? Question, that's
what you're saying. You're you're choosing masturbation over solid food
because you're not listening. I rather note, yeah, I don't
(01:01:55):
want to masturbate. I rather I rather have not solid food.
Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
Wait, you're saying that it's the same thing you're taking a.
Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Bo You're not listening.
Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
The option was would you rather never masturbate again or
never eat solid food again? And you're saying, oh, I
would lose weight because I would do the protein shape.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Which means that you would be more be allowed to
masturbate masturbation.
Speaker 25 (01:02:17):
So basically one.
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
I think, I think what you will accept your apology
when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I mean, I hear that you've given up half your intelligence,
but you don't have a perfect body, So what happened?
I don't know. That's where they's too weird. Would give
me another one of Morgan? Morgan, what do you got easier.
Speaker 25 (01:02:36):
Question easier, let's go with this one. Would you rather
be stranded in space or at the bottom of the ocean?
Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
I think about this a lot, really, yes, but think
about this.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I do still stuck up there.
Speaker 9 (01:02:47):
I always think about what's scarier, being at the bottom
of the ocean or being stuck in space. I think
about this all the time, and I would much rather
be in space than in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
They're equally scary, yeah, equal, because it's not again on
either one. You just go outside and hope for the best.
Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
Because we've only explored what like two percent of the ocean.
There's like literal aliens living in like the Marianna's wrench.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
That's why I say about the forest. But no only
literally literally literally literal aliens.
Speaker 9 (01:03:14):
No, but for real, I mean they might as well.
They look they look terrifying.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Sure we haven't seen them before. They're always discovering or
you know, finding something that we never found the ocean before.
Super creep sounds like something I would say all the time. Well,
you guys, crap on me about it. You're talking about
the lock nest monster or not.
Speaker 9 (01:03:33):
Aler fish forests.
Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
The forests have not been so why are you giving
me that demeanor but not her? But I am, I am,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
Have we discovered more of the ocean than I'm aware of?
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I'm not arguing with you.
Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Look, I don't know, but when you say literal aliens,
we did.
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Literally that's not like from other planets, but just like
the life that we weren't were unaware of exactly. And
Menace is s well the Bigfoot, you know, because we
haven't explored all the forests, therefore bigfoot, therefore bigfoot. Although
you can do thermal imaging over every square inch of
the forest without ever going through that personally, all goes
(01:04:12):
underground into caves.
Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
Bigfoot likes caves. Greg lives, and I manin this one
made me think of Menace. Where, oh, here we go?
Would you rather live for another fifty years? But you
could never leave your house or only live for five
more years? But you can go anywhere?
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Oh fifty years? Really? Yeah, so you would have to
be home? Oh totally embrace via Greg life. Yeah, I'll
stream every movie ever made. Yeah, I'll be fine, go swimming. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:04:49):
I'm surprised by that because I thought, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
You're like you never you can never stay home. No,
I could. I could do either.
Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
For fifty years.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
You think you have to stay home versus five years?
Can people? I'm over sure. It's like house arrest. Like
house arrest, the yard is gonna kick ass by then.
Or you can go anywhere you want, but only for
five more. But your property so like yeah, like you
can be outside, like in your yard, right, you can
your open space.
Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
Like Oprah's house or something like that. I would have
to be where you are.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Fifty years all day. I'm taking the fifty years. The
fifty years. Yeah, Blake could be.
Speaker 9 (01:05:23):
Home for four days, so I could do I could do.
Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
That fifty years.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
No, I'm taking the fire.
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
I mean, the pandemic for me was I'm I'm not
doing anything like that ever, Well you did, I cannot,
but I don't, like I mean, I just didn't. I
really didn't y for fifty years. I would not be
able to do that.
Speaker 9 (01:05:41):
But think aboutche possibility.
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I know it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
But if it's currently where I am right now, Like
I don't have a backyard or anything.
Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
I'm in an apartment.
Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I can go on the front step and I'm in
a one bedroom apartment exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
It's like prison. No, I'll take the five and do
what I want.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
All right, We're gonna take a We got more of
the hypothetical questions with Greg and Morgan. If you have
answers to any that you've heard so far, hit us
up on the text over to two to ninety seven,
or you think you have like a really good argument
for like why you would take the five years you know,
or why you would take masturbating over solid food all
(01:06:19):
in eight seven seven four more neck? How old are
you show? Your turns? In a second? Turn that bad
ass riad now show. There are some people are very
concerned for Morgan. Yeah, she said, just having a rough
(01:06:41):
time turning thirty. Guys, No, you have nothing to do
with that. Actually, oh okay, you've always been like that.
But between that and like you were just bagging on
yourself at the beginning of the show, well look at it,
and I see people are worried about her.
Speaker 25 (01:06:55):
Don't worry about me, guys. I mean some people are
just a little more negative than that other.
Speaker 21 (01:06:59):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Look, I always say, nobody can hate me more than
I hate myself.
Speaker 25 (01:07:02):
Sure, and I'm a happy person, So don't worry about me.
Speaker 10 (01:07:05):
The only difference with Morgan, which I appreciate I don't
think it is a cry for attention because people will
say those comments and they want people to like dig
deeper and have like deep conversations for attention.
Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Sad fishing, Yeah, sad fishing. Huh like catfishing. But you're like, oh,
don't worry about me.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Why but I don't get that vibe from Morgan? Now, yeah, No,
what's another hypothetical question, Morgan.
Speaker 25 (01:07:34):
Let's see here, if Bill Cosby were to give you
a million dollars, I like this one so far, okay,
but you have to drink the cocktail that he makes you.
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Oh hell yeah, you drink drink for a million dollars.
A million dollars? Wake up.
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
And this was before he was put in jail.
Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
And do you know does he know about the deal?
Does he know that if I drink this, I'm getting
a million dollars? I don't think let's say no, let's
say no, no. Definitely making you a cocktail, definitely. Well,
it wasn't the stuff that he was giving out, Spanish fly,
which is apparently old and like eighty Seve wasn't like
people just drank that stuff for fun back in the day.
(01:08:09):
And then it was that for fun with the Spanish
fly stuff. I remember there being you know how you
see those like supplements of the gas station now those
like cellophane bags, you know, and they look like horse
pills for other stuff now, But I remember seeing some
that were Spanish fly. In fact, in the back of
like one of those magazines like the kids would get
(01:08:30):
Boys Life or one of those other maybe in the
back of like comic books you'd see like Snapping Gum
or Whoopee cushion, things like that, some like little build
yourself pedal helicopter thing. Would you could get Spanish fly.
I never knew what it was though, Yeah, I never
understood what it was. I just thought it was, like
you know, I thought it made like oysters are after
(01:08:50):
these they were supposed to just make people horny. Okay, yeah,
but I don't know. Yeah, I would take the million dollars.
I'd drink the Bill Cosby cocktail. Would a heartbeat? Would would?
Speaker 25 (01:09:01):
Yeah, y'all aren't his demographic genas I would not, Okay,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
I'm here up for a good adventure.
Speaker 9 (01:09:10):
Yeah, and I could really use a cool mill and
uh yeah, I mean I already know we know what's
gonna happen to us. So it's not going to be
a huge surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I'll take you're basically saying, like, you know, worst case scenario,
He's going to.
Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Rub himself on me and then I'm gonna wake up
with something unpleasant, you know, in my mouth and.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
A million dollars, assuming it's an unpleasant thing that's true.
I'm sorry. I wasn't making to take care of his stuff.
You know, you don't know, Sammy, it's a definite no
for you.
Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Definitely, definite no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
I'm good. Surprising, Well, there's your your hypothetical questions. Everybody.
He's like, all right, yeah, what what that one who
didn't get it? To hold on to them? I got
a master. Oh yeah, welcome back. It's the Woody show
(01:10:07):
songs that put you in a good mood. So a
group of neuroscientists recently to study on what the perfect
feel good songs are. And they looked at and they
study different factors beats per minute, the key, the chords
of the song that make it quote feel good and
according to them, and I have some clips of the
(01:10:27):
songs just in case, I you know, say the name
and whatever and you don't recognize it. Katrina and the Waves.
The song walking on Sunshine was at number ten on
their list. You guys know the song that one, that's
the one I heard someone completely agree with. Yeah, yeah,
how can you go wrong with that? Yeah, it's all right.
I don't love it.
Speaker 7 (01:10:46):
I don't necessarily love it, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Yeah it's a happy song. I love when I got
quoted in Intervention.
Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Oh yeah it did, condicted to popping Duster.
Speaker 10 (01:10:55):
Yeah, and then they're like, what's it like, and she's
like walking on some talk.
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Yeah, I've only heard that one clip from Intervention with
the guys like the Crying guy y Number nine on
their list of songs that puts you in a good mood.
Gloria Gainer, I Will Survive.
Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
I love this one.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
The nineties banded Cake. Oh get a cover of this
that I like A thousand times better than this. Gloria
Gainer versions this is just like raw rob Bra, burning crap.
Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
To make, just doing it for themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
YEA love like Lady Marmalade. Wheer how that song was,
you know? Yeah, Lady Marmalade, Marmalade, Marmalade. All right, So
this is the one I totally agree with. I agree
with number eight on their list from bon Jovi Living
on a Prayer at every time I heard this song
(01:12:01):
now I think of the one that somebody did with
the Go to Go This song, Guy Banger.
Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
This song for me, I don't know how to say
it other than it's just too popular.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Like it makes me. It makes me like, that's very hipster.
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I know.
Speaker 9 (01:12:18):
I have a little PTSD from this because one of
the lines is Gina works the diner all day and
I got teased mercilessly when the song came out.
Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
Otherwise Tommy, oh, he used to work on the dock. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Well the union has been on strike down. Yeah, it's
been tough. Yeah all right. Number seven on the list
of songs according to neuroscientists that puts you in a
good mood. And I do love this song. Cindy Lapper
girls just want to have Yes. Yeah, my wife he
hates this song. Well, she needs to get her brain checked.
(01:12:53):
I don't like I spang her. I mean I like, uh,
I like Cindy Lapper just she's in general the show. Yeah,
City is fun and on tour, by the way, so
make sure to go check her out. Number six on
the list We're working away up to number one of
the songs and put you in a good mood. The Monkeys,
I'm a believer. Yeah, they just looked at the different
(01:13:20):
factors of all these different songs. Beats permitted, the key,
the chords of the song that make it, quote feel.
Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
Good, that's weird. I'm not old old, but when I
tell you this, it makes me sound like I'm ancient.
My first full length record I ever bought was.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
The Monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
That's like.
Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
I was def Leppard.
Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
My first, my first I'm talking vinyl album I ever owned,
was The Monks to I was addicted to.
Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
Them growing up. I didn't even know The Monkeys was
a real band. I thought it was like a TV thing.
Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
All right. Number five this is the song I can
only hear in the context of the movie. In the movie,
it's great, but they play it on the radio and
I can't stand it. Number five is Survivor. I of
the Tiger really hate it. I thought you this song. No,
I don't like it at all. Again, in the context
(01:14:18):
of the movie. Great if it's rocky, great, but but
it's just like I'm on the you know, the like
the oldies station. This is no dog. I like the song,
but I'm kind of with Greg that is overplayed. Yeah,
I don't know. I just I just picture Mallwalker's punching
the air. Yeah, it would be a nice surprise song
(01:14:40):
if it wasn't like in regular rotation. Samy's gonna like
the song at number four. I'm a big fan of
Billy Joel Uptown Girls. Yes, this is a good one.
I'm down.
Speaker 18 (01:14:53):
Hell yeah, the video is awesome.
Speaker 9 (01:14:58):
No one can dance.
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah, because I was actually thinking about Billy Joel the
other day. Was there a point where he was like
super attractive, where he was getting supermodels?
Speaker 20 (01:15:10):
Are?
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Is it all his talent that's attractive to women. I
think it's his personality and the fact that he's in
a band. Yeah, you know, yeah, I don't remember what
he looks like young, so maybe he was like, oh dude,
he was, you know, never like like a big, you know,
hunk kind of guy. But he had a look. He
(01:15:30):
had a look before. Now you see him now and
it's like Darth Vader with the mask off. Yeah he does,
And he had moment.
Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
I mean I thought he was attractive.
Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I mean I know that he's universally known as unattractive,
but I don't really know why I don't think he's
not bad.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Number three on the list Beach Boys Vibration. Yes, she's Yeah,
you don't like any of this, so I was over
at that. You're hear at a malt shop. Yeah, stuff
your par up, I mean love Berry Hill. Look, it's
no monkeys, that's true.
Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
I'm glad you recognize.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, we all know what Beach Boys sounds like. Number
two another song another artist. If I never heard this
group again, it'd be too soon. But hey, put you
in a good mood, right, Abba Dancing Queen. Yes, that's
a good one. I don't get the abba hear now.
Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
They have so many better songs. I hate this song.
Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Oh Abba, period, you're not into it. It's all the same, Greg,
I guess it's just you and me Bartinis. Absolutely because
I'm turning it up.
Speaker 7 (01:16:38):
Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, you guys get out.
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Yep, just me and Gregor hanging and your big love it.
And then and then number one again from the group
of neuroscientists who did the study on what makes the
perfect feel good song, looking at the different factors beats
per minute, the key, the chords of the song, that
quote make it feel good? Number one somebody actually texted
(01:17:03):
this is theirs over to two two nine eight seven.
Number one on their list is Queen. Don't stop me
now you're crazy. Yeah, and I'm not told me at
the theater.
Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
I didn't see it at number one.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
No, but it's not bad. I don't know about number one.
You hate Queen overall.
Speaker 15 (01:17:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah. Yeah, And I told him only one or two songs. No,
I'm not a fan of musicals, right, I'm not. I
won't go to the theater for a musical. And this.
Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
Listen to this, Yeah, this is might as well be
uh yeah, what's that play? Your wife likes Hamilton?
Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
Yeah, listen Tomian raaps?
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Oh I hate Bohemian raps. Yeah, I understand they're big,
and I get why people like them, like a lot
of people like music. Theater like a musical. I Greg
and I we just don't get a musical because the
musical it was just the the overall epic sound that
Queen was able to provide without technology back then, which
was the major appeal tonight. And I can appreciate that,
(01:18:13):
but you expect it without liking it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Exactly, Yeah, I respond, Prince, You've almost got me to
your side about the queen thing everything you know.
Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
It's like it's Broadway now, big huge, Greg what wood? Hey,
let's go to the Star And I'm so thirsty. Would
you like a coffee? One lumper? Two oh? One lumper two? Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
You ask a five one coffee? It's like you don't even.
Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Know me, Greg, what is uh? What is your good
mood song?
Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
My good mood song? And I think you are a
fan of it as well. But I was thinking about
something that puts me somewhere mentally, which is a good memory.
And when I hear it, I just go Yes, I
love it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Is banger Ring by Scrillae. What do they call they
call a dubstep? Yes, that's just it's so damn good.
I've never gotten sick.
Speaker 26 (01:19:08):
It's kind of very like just got out of work,
driving home horrible again, kind of Friday you're.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
With friends when the dubstep thing for every somebody mentioned
it is stuck with me every single time. Just sounds
like robots having sex. Yeah, but I like it. I
like it, grill It should be also a person that
should be celebrated as just a cool person. He's a
(01:19:39):
really cool guy, Like if you meet him in personne.
Speaker 9 (01:19:42):
Guy, am I the only one who thinks that he
and Corey Feldman could be brothers the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Okay, I can pick him out a lineup the world.
Here's a nice guy, though Disney minutes, he's the best. Uh, Sammy,
what about yours?
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
So this song has come on for me in the
last week, just out in the wild at a bar insect.
It's not but I love the song and when it
comes on, I can't focus on anything about the song.
And that would be Brandy by looking Glass I loved.
Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Okay, it would definitely all right, I knew a Brandy
that was named because of this song. Really yeah, okay,
there's a lot of those. I'm being a total Sammy
right now. I don't think I've ever heard that song.
Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
What really, I've never heard it. I don't recognize it. Really,
no kidding, shocky, it is shocking, menace? What tupac song is? Yours?
What's your good mood song?
Speaker 10 (01:20:49):
I'm actually gonna throw you for a loop and I'm
gonna pick Boston more than a feeling?
Speaker 15 (01:20:54):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
I would have never guessed that this is when you
remind me how white you actually are I am. This
is where your mc murray comes out as opposed to
your menace. You know why why be predictable and give
you a Tupac song? Well, hey, I'm saying like, if
this is your you don't know me do what I want?
Speaker 10 (01:21:16):
So many different times I can go find it to
Boston to.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Tupac, to this am and then back to Abba, back.
Speaker 9 (01:21:23):
To always go back to Abba. This is like the
that's what I call classic Rocks eleven.
Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Yeah, hey man, hey man, read the man who will
turn it up there. I don't like if you put
in a box. Yeah. First of all, box, I deal
with enough people who like are so precious about different
genres and music. I can't stand that. Uh, let's take
a break and then we'll come back. Dude, I'm still
(01:21:52):
between five songs. You have to pay it out, I know,
I do. Can't do all dart, I know, I gotta
I gotta pick one. Yeah, what's your what's your song
that just puts you in a good mood? And mine
are really all over the place. Actually, now that I'm
looking at there's some old timey stuff in there. There's
some stuff that probably doesn't belong as a feel good
song in there. Yeah, what's the song that puts you
(01:22:14):
in a good mood. Text over to two two nine
eight seven. Maybe you guys can help me decide. I
can tell you it's not Queen or Abba, neither one
of those. And it's sure as hell is the survivor,
I the tiger. But I think I got some good,
good choices here. Ice Cube was a good damn scene
on the text. Paradise City, that's a good one. Dancing
(01:22:34):
in the moonlight, that's great. That's a that's a good one.
Come on, Eileen Dexy, Midnight Runners party in the USA,
Miley Cyrus coming over the text.
Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
The Woodie Show with that?
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
All right? So before I went into the break, I
had it down to five, right, which one is gonna
be my my number one song? The song that puts
me in a good mood. I've already eliminated one because
it's kind of cliche for me at this point, But
run DMC, it's tricky. Loved the song, but I'm moving on.
(01:23:14):
I'm moving on to that one now. The other ones.
It's a real toss up because I also love this
song from the Beatles O BLA D. Yeah, this is
a great song. I mean, this is one of those
songs I can't hear and not be in a better mood.
I thinky everything the school TV show. Yeah, it's about
(01:23:38):
a retarded kid shout out. All right, Uh yeah, that
one's out. Here's one, dude. This is a feel good
song for me, But I think this one's also gonna
be out. Looking at the other two that are still
on the list, Rob Zombie and White Zombie. All right,
more human than human?
Speaker 9 (01:23:58):
I love it the feel good song, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
This this song gets being pumped good. Way to do?
I have raged sex too. What did you say, menace?
Speaker 10 (01:24:09):
I said, this is a song that you have raged
sex like hate sex.
Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yeah, anger sex. That's a great song. It is more
human than human? All right. So it's down between two.
The one I'm gonna go with is Elton John. I'm
still standing. I don't know what it is about this song.
(01:24:34):
I like Elton John, I don't love Elton John. I
love this song as well. How are you gonna make
fun of Abba and Greg and I drinking Martinis dancing
to Abba and not drink Martinez with us dancing in
this song as well?
Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
What?
Speaker 10 (01:24:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
I agree?
Speaker 9 (01:24:49):
And how are you gonna hate on show.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Tunes and love job? No? I like this song it's
in the It's ray. No dude, you listen. You listen
to that, and then you listen to that Queen song.
You tell me which one is?
Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Like, Man, okay, this this what's definitely more jazz.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
That is total like musical or abba dancing. This is
definitely like that's a slower version. This is and your
dancing song together. No do a b on that. It's
basically the same thing as the Elton John. No do
the other one. We just determined the other one, the
Queen song is way more musical. That's way more musical
(01:25:33):
theater stuff, right. The other one I was gonna go with,
by the way, that was considering was Redbone Come and
get your Love with.
Speaker 9 (01:25:39):
This song?
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Is the I thought you were saying, you know, yeah,
that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, yeah, I love
this song. And all right, so there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
It's a great song.
Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Thank you everybody for your songs too. So of swing
dire straits I'm seeing on there, Jami Quid virtual insanity, Right, yeah,
any song from the Motown era puts me in a
good mood, says the five six two. Greg doesn't agree with.
Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
That one, not so much.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I don't all right more what he shows next? Hang
on show, it's a show, all right, get right into
the list. I'm gonna share a couple of the things
that we got in the texts, but I want to
go to the phones because we have some people who
have been on hold here for a minute. We'll start
with Garrett. Good morning, Garrett, Hey, Garrett.
Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
Morning, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
All right, So the topic we kind of were talking
about this before the break. There was a guy in
the news in Nebraska, seventeen year old guy, self proclaimed
train enthusiast, and he caused on purpose of derailment so
he could videotape it. And I said, you know, there's
something about these train enthusiasts. I've known some. I got
a train enthusiast in the family. Actually, there's something a
little strange about these folks, you know, like lizard of reptile.
(01:26:59):
People definitely know a little strange about those folks. So
who are you adding to the list? Garrett?
Speaker 12 (01:27:04):
Oh, I'm gonna go with uh, like military history nerds
because on the on the same as ain as you're
talking about, like those baseball nerds where it's like I
can tell you who won the World Series any year. Yeah,
like as one myself. Someone just so much as mentioned Japan,
and we will bring up every major conflict.
Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
World war.
Speaker 12 (01:27:26):
We will just bring it into any conversation. It is
simultaneously the best and worst thing ever.
Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
And I know Greg and I agree on this one.
The how about the Civil War reenactment?
Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
People that guess, Okay, it's not only weird, it's disturbing.
What do you do this weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Well, pretended to get shot? Yeah, weird. I'm repping the North,
I'm repping the South. Beyond weird. Yeah, we're gonna meet
up in the park this weekend and battle it out. Garrett,
thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Uh, let's go
to Stephen, who is a trained enthusiast. Good morning, Steven,
Steve goodring Way. See Steven, you say there are two
(01:28:06):
types of trained people.
Speaker 15 (01:28:08):
Yeah, there's definitely two kinds of trained people. There's I
would consider myself a train enthusiast. I grew up in
a rail family, uh road a lot of rail. We
like the history of rail, what it's done, and how
it shaped the United States. But then there's the group
of people that we refer to as foemers that will
stand next to trains, they'll blow horns when a swift
(01:28:29):
train drives by, or if it's union specific, they'll do
something different. And they're the trained people that go to
museums do all different weird things that museums. They're the
ones that give trained people a bad reputation.
Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
You just remind me of somebody else, jeep people. Yeah, really,
so you're basically saying a little hand way they do.
That's another jeep. You have a jeep. Cool, they have
us and some of that.
Speaker 10 (01:28:51):
Well, what you're basically saying like basically, uh, train groupies
almost just train fans.
Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Okay, I don't know. Yeah, thank you, Steven. Yeah, but
there was that one see really yeah you're right. Yeah,
really popular kid on TikTok who like would scream and
yell because he would know like every single uh detail
about a certain train that was going by, like you
knew what you know was made it's like the rain.
(01:29:18):
Yeah yeah. And also like you don't say a rail,
I'd see that. That's I think that's another like dead
giveaway that you're your train enthusiasm as opposed to a track. Yeah,
like well you know when you're riding rail when yeah,
you got you got this slang. Somebody was on the phone.
I think his name was Tom and I think maybe
his phone dropped out or something. But uh, and he
(01:29:39):
is right about this. The people that the remote control
plane people, Okay, okay, you know those are fun though fun.
A lot of this stuff could be fun, dude, that's
not the question.
Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
You get something out of that, at least you're flying
your plane around when you're just talking about trains.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
But inherently a little odd, like there's there's something in
the personality, like when hanging around those people, they're all
kind of like dorky in a way. Sheldon Cooper on
Big Bang Theory Thank You, was the ultimate train person.
He was obsessed with train.
Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Oh yeah, didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Conrad, Good morning, Conrad, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Who are we adding to the list. We're doing great,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
They're good to lead.
Speaker 12 (01:30:18):
I'm adding coin collectors to the list. I feel like, okay,
you know, I know these guys.
Speaker 19 (01:30:23):
Man, and I'll be like, they just lose touch of reality.
Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
I'll tell them, you know sometimes, Hey, I was with
this absolute dime the other night, and I'll say, yeah,
me too, you know.
Speaker 17 (01:30:30):
Franklin Roosevelt keeping in my room with me, you know, Mike,
where do you.
Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Want to eat?
Speaker 12 (01:30:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 19 (01:30:36):
Let's slip a coin, you know everywhere thing with coins.
Speaker 10 (01:30:40):
Though, Like they're like, oh, this coin is worth fifteen
thousand dollars and who was buying it? Yeah, well there's
a lot of that stunt there on an eBay. I
saw a video the other day where this person went
to a McDonald's or something and they got fifty cents
and whatever dollars and change. But the fifty cents of
these two quarters, there were like twenty twenty something quarters
(01:31:00):
that have the little little letter E on the front
of it. Oh yeah, and those who are each worth
like thirty bucks. Wow, And so like the meal paid
for itself, and they just knew it by looking at these.
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Who are they selling the thirty dollars coin to other
coin darts or coin collectors? Yeah, they're just the same
way you sell anything else to the you know, somebody,
somebody who finds value other enthusiasts.
Speaker 7 (01:31:22):
Right, Like you got to watch ponnd stars. You'll learn
all about the coin people, all.
Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Right, check it out some from the text taxidermy people. Yeah, agreed,
Disney adults, no wrong. I could see that furries. Yeah,
it goes ravers over thirty. Yeah. Yeah, you always see
that plant people, the people who are just obsessed with
(01:31:49):
the plants. Yeah, that kind of happened during the pandemic
that exploded only listening to Jesus music. Oh like that's
the only thing. Yeah that you know is on bigfoot people.
I'll put locked nest people in there, alien people, same thing,
steam punkers, right, uh, metal detector people.
Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
Yeah, I always find that slightly depressing.
Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Yeah, what metal detective. I see an old man on
the beach with the metal detector. I just assume he's
so lonely. Anime adults, people who identify as nerds, shoe people.
We also have grown men who are super into WWE.
We're really hitting home from Bordland. Like really, I was
(01:32:35):
gonna say, like, is there anything fun left to do?
Jesus about working eating? At this point, nobody's saying that
you can't do it. I think it's just about like
if you look around board, if you go to like
one of your things with other like minded, similar interest
people like you, can you can find that there's like
a uh, well there's an extreme to everything. Yeah, of course, no,
I'm saying, but there's a common there's a common thread,
(01:32:55):
or there's a there's a certain personality. People enjoying their
lives and having un Yeah, it's it's great. It's basically
we just said, anybody with a hobby is weird? Right, Yeah,
certain certain things more than others. What hobbies aren't weird? Good? Good,
good question.
Speaker 7 (01:33:13):
I mean you know you're asking somebody without a hobby, right,
But yeah, I mean I get I get almost jealous
of people with these passions because I can't think of one.
I would put myself in the plant person category. You are, Yeah,
I love.
Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Talk to them. Yeah, oh yeah, I talk to you.
Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
It's time to grow.
Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Yeah, are looking so healthy? Beautiful? You want some wear
of water? Yeah, you gotta have many with my plants. Great,
they're dying eight seven seven forty four, and it's up
to uh on a text nine two two nine eighty seven.
Bicyclists like the cycling people.
Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
Wow, that's just an exercise thing.
Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Yeah, you know, but the whole head that you're not
in the Tour de France and you have the whole
head to toe outfit. But it helps clipping in wind. Yeah, yeah,
they're going long distance helps uscentuate the body right right,
you know what I'm saying, alright eight seven seven forty four.
What he text two two nine eighty seven be right
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