The Woody Show December 2nd 2024 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Facts or Fiction, News headlines & more! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion
is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Take this away the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, good
all right back after the holiday, sweet Monday morning, brand
new week. It is a new weekend, a new month.
It's right December the second. Oh wow, twenty twenty four.

(01:00):
Belave it. Thank you for beyond me. Neither menace. My
name is Whatody? That's Greig Gorey, Good morning. We got
Menace right there. What Gina grad good morning, Good morning.
Sammy's here. We got Sea Bass, Bort and Caroline. I
can see them through the window there into the Woody
Show production department. They're holding things down, all things audio
in there. And then we got Morgan, our associate producer,
Von our video producer. Phones they're open at eight seven

(01:23):
seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up with
the text over to two nine eight seven loss to
talk about after a few days off and the best
eating holiday of the year. Yeah, weekend, cheers and jeers.
Hopefully you had a good a good holiday. We'll get
into that. Oh and also, because we weren't here for
the last couple of days of the month. We have
the Woody Show employee the month nominees. Sweet yeah, so

(01:46):
we'll get to that, plus all the trending news headlines.
We got a ton for you birthdays, entertainment stuff. Part
our birthday that's coming up here later on this hour
on The Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Woody Part of things by texting over to
two two nine eighty seven. You can always hit us
over an email email at the woodieshow dot com, or

(02:07):
you can find us on social media. Look for us
there at the Woody Show. How about some weird crime, Yes, yes,
weird crime. Weird crime news authorities in Japan, there's your
Daily mentioned the Japan They are trying to prosecute a
zoo keeper who is stealing food that was intended for

(02:29):
the animals. He's been working there for ten years and
he admitted to stealing fruits and vegetables that were prepared
for the animals. The investigators so far have not figured
out why he was doing this. Just a weirdo, I guess, yeah, yes,
budget fruit salad, you know. Yeah, weird crime, so weird
crime news. Police in Florida got a call from people

(02:51):
reporting an explosion and smoke, and when they got there,
they encountered a thirty nine year old man, his name's Joseph,
who was a yelling at them from his backyard. He
came out armed with a handheld flame thrower noise, and
he pointed it at them. The cops have their guns drawn,
but Joseph wouldn't put it down. So yeah, I mean,
he was so close to them that one of the

(03:13):
cops has reached out and yanked the flamethrower away from him,
and at that point he retreated back into the house
and when he came back out, he tried to blind
an officer with a flashlight. Oh my god. He was
arrested and taken to jail.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
In some states you can buy some pretty cool one.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You can. I have this one that I found. It
was like a one of those Instagram ads and it
looked like one of those Hollywood search lights. Oh yeah,
it was a little tiny handheld led thing. But this
thing when you're holding it in the dark. Because I
went out into the backyard while we got this thing,
because my son couldn't wait for it to get there,
Let's go ahead and try it out. So it was
nice and dark outsid. It looks like you're holding a lightsaber.

(03:52):
It's awesome, It's unbelievable. It's really cool though. One weird crime,
weird crime. A guy in Florida showed up at a
Trump's Mar A Lago resort, asked to speak to President Trump,
and uh, you know, he wasn't on the list, so
he got himself arrested. H And by the way, it
turns out that he was in a stolen car. Smart. Yeah,

(04:15):
that was dumb.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
He can't just show up and say uh, like Trump.
He walks on out O Hi here, I am.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Don't I don't see uh, I don't see anybody for uh,
for anything not on the list. Yeah, but they showed
up at Wallyworld. Sorry, folks, parks closed, I told you.
A police officer in New Hampshire stopped but he saw
in an abandoned vehicle the side of the highway and when
he got out, he heard gunshots in the woods nearby.

(04:47):
Called for backup. The shots sounded pretty rapid, like they
could be from an automatic firearm, so he had several
agencies responded to this one. They set up a perimeter,
they closed in on the guy and he was arrested.
You'd had nine guns on him at the time. Now
here's a rep from the police department talking about the arrest.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
He came upon an abandoned vehicle, he heard what he
believe to be gunfire, which then caused them to request
the assistance of multiple other agencies until they could figure
out what exactly was going on. From a pump sent
of the perimeter, they were also able to learn who
the individual in question was, so they were able to
make contact with him by phone, also using the PA
system on the cruiser to call him out of the woods.
He was shooting a small tree in the ground. Around

(05:31):
the tree, they show that tree.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Who's a new way of getting a tree out of
the ground.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Technically, it wasn't illegal to be shooting in the woods,
but they charged him with reckless and disorderly conduct. The
cops say the charges are warranted based on the totality
of the circumstances. Also, the guy was not related to
the abandoned vehicle, so unclear what that was all about.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
So, but was he related to the tree with that tree?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Other weird crime news, forty two year old guy in
Florida arrested after he said he was going to blow
up an All to Beauty store. One of the employees
overheard him say, I'm gonna blow this ish up. Oh
heck no, so the cops should call. The entire store
was evacuated. Police arrived, and they arrested the guy. His

(06:20):
munk SHOT's pretty sweet. He's got scribbles all over his face.
That's cool. Nobody's sure why, and he's also been banned
for life from all all to beauty stores.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Show them. Is it the same kind of thing where
that wasn't it? That Walmart and Kansas They had to
call the bomb squad because the guy said he was going.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
To blow the bathroom. Oh yeah, misunderstand that I'm gonna
blow this Yeah, I don't know that guy got to
drop bombs.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Now.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
That guy was actually saying, but they I mean, you
would think blowing up a Walmart stories like every other day.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, I forget, I think I have.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
He's fixing to blow it up.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Yeah, scary moments for customers at a Kansas Home Depot.
Police responded to reports of a bomb threat at the
store in Wichita. A customer alerted employees a man inside
the bathroom said there was a bomb in the building.
Police were able to locate the man responsible for those comments,
and that man told police he warned other guests to
leave the restroom because he was quote fixing to blow

(07:18):
it up, but I wanted a panic man also to police.
Others in the room lap understanding his joke, which I'm just.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Not getting deepot, and now she's getting But I can
tell you.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Right now, you asked the producer for me to read
that I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
To eat it. Now, please, no, have to go to
We're going to get it.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'm going to get it, all right. We could do this,
all right, turning down to an impassionate plea and a string.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Of thefts sheeting, Yeah, all right, what else we got here?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
A Walmart store in Ohio has decided to press charges
against a former employee who was caught peeing on a
bunch of bags of potting mix. And it was all caught,
of course on surveillance video. You see the dude, he's
drinking alcohol in the premises and then we'll you know,
spraying the potting mix. According to the police report, he
ruined seventy two bags of potting mix. How do you

(08:37):
ruin it's potting mix?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
It's yeah, contaminated.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
They threw them all out.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's such a waste fertilizer valued over four Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
The Walmart had recently fired the dude, so they're not
sure if he was just drunk or he peed there
just to you know, stick it to him. He has
been charged. So here's what you can do, weird crime.
Hose off the bags. Yeah, exactly, big deal.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Contaminated.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, this guy this is back on election night. This happened.
Don't know why, we're just hearing about it now. This
guy in Florida decided to hit the strip club on
election night and for him, I guess it was erection night,
you know. So he got a lap dance, but then
refused to pay for it. It was only forty bucks.
He tried to leave with the manager called the cops
had him arrested. He was booked in the county jail,

(09:29):
charged with misdemeanor petty theft, and released after posting a
bond of forty dollars. Wow, so either way, he had
to post forty bucks out that night, Like, geez, why
don't we just pay for the dance? Right? Maybe wed
the standards? Yeah? Maybe not. And here finally I'll give
you one more story and the Weird crime report. Siblings fight,

(09:50):
my kids fight, but this one between two brothers in
Florida got a little out of hand. They lived together
and they were cooking in the kitchen when they got
into some kind of argument. According to the report, it's
not clear what they were making, but one brother had
a knife and used it to stab the other brother
in the neck. Oh no, also sliced up his arm

(10:11):
in his face, and when the cops showed up, they
rushed the dude to the hospital. Sounds like he's gonna
be okay. They found the brother who stabbed him hiding
in a tree. Here we go, trees again, huh. And
when they asked him what happened, he said that he
was upset because his brother was quote taking over the food.
Whatever that means. I hate when just be an all bossy.

(10:31):
Yeah yeah, so wow, you'll have that. There's your there's
your weird crime news. Everybody satisfying, eight seven seven forty four.
What he is the phone number? If you're going to
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We'll take a quick break. We got some more, what
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Speaker 9 (10:49):
Hang on, sit next Piology at Irvine Spectrum.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
What's up everybody?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
It's a menace.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
I'm gonna be there December twelfth from three to five
pm doing a bunch of giveaways, and this time we're
going big by giving away a big screen television and
so much more. We'll see you there December twelfth, Irvine Spectrum, Biology,
three to five pm.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Drance letter of the English alphabet is what menace?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
This could be the easiest question you've ever had done
and super smart is not important to me.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
The trance letter of the English alphabet is what.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
I don't take you value on.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
That worry the Woody Show. There's a lot of questions
about that one for sure. Into another New Hour Insensitivity
training frame, politically correct World. It is Monday morning. It
is December the second, twenty twenty four. My name is

(11:44):
what that's Greg Gory. There is mister alphabet himself. There's
a menace?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
What ise Hi?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You got Gina grand Good morning, SeaBASS is here we
got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit
us up with the text over to to nine eight seven.
Of course I always find us on social media at
the Woodie Show. I hope you had a great little break,

(12:10):
a little feast. Yeah yeah, got all got all your
foods in.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Oh yeah, more than all my some of other people too, a.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Little too much. Yeah, yeah, I mean it was. It
was really good for we had it, uh you know,
brought We bordered it from that place Kendricks that We
were like, yeah, man, that White Castle stuffing was phenomenal.
So you had it.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
You did it to review it?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh yeah, it was fantastic. He's happy.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, I don't know. Seabas sold me on that Trader
Joe's stuffing. Then got some Trader Joe's corn. But well,
Gina made a great point. There was about four sticks
of butter in there.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, about a cup of water.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
But yeah, and I stuck to that recipe.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
It was the most butter.

Speaker 10 (12:54):
Yeah, I will say this, Yeah, I think the recipe
calls for something like four tablespoons.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I put the entire brick. Yeah, we couldn't get enough
and we could taste that. It's like how Menace when
he makes Kraft mac running and cheese. He doesn't use
the milk. No, he's usually like you know, part butter parts.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
But waters it down.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
He just goes with all butter.

Speaker 10 (13:13):
Yep, it's we should yeah, we shouldn't have the phrase
watering it down. We should have the phrase buttering it down,
butter butter, buttering it up.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's the weekend. Cheers and jeers. Oh yeah, that what happened.
Ebody had plenty of time to chill and regroup. Like
I said, eat, put on some weight. Now great. Did
you actually enjoy a meal? I mean I enjoyed it
too much? Yeah? And did I weigh myself eighty seven times?

Speaker 6 (13:42):
And you've got no he did your mash Collie.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I did that almost forgot to make it. So my
dinner got delayed by about an hour. Uh yeah, I
ate a ton. I said, screw it. It's not just
a cheat day. It was a cheap four days there
he got.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
It was awesome and good for you. And I want
to give my cheers to first of all, it's just
a perfect weekend. It was fun, it was relaxing, it
was full of food, no drama. Everybody got along. It
was really perfect. But a special cheers too. In the past,
I've always made the pumpkin pie in advance, and I
don't make it from scratch. I just store bought, throw
it in the oven, and then let it sit all day,
if not overnight, in the fridge. This time around, I

(14:20):
made it last second, like while we were still eating.
It was in the oven. So when I served it,
it was slightly warm, warm pumpkin pie.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I almost had an organ, so cheers to warm pumpkin pie.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
God, it was good. So you get a store bought pie,
yea warm baked yeah, and then you put it in
the refrigerator over and I typically, yeah, usually do it
in advancing. What's the point of.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Baking it to make it crispy?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, because you have to bake it, it comes frozen
and frozen. I'm thinking he went like the bakery section and.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
It was the frozen and then you throw it in
there and I served it warm. Oh I'm never having
cold pumpkin pie again. Warm like like cry good?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Did you at any point weigh yourself during a meal?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Not during no, no, but like free poop post free
eating post?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Is that the single best item? The pumpkin pie? Everything
everything turned out good, but yes, that was the most noteworthy.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Like when you store by did you do like fresh
like whipped cream.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
No can I right, you know this guy can the
other stuff like you know, green onions, scal stallions on
top just for a little presentation. I love that it
was really awesome. Jeers God kind of the same old jeers.
Never being able to sleep in it stands out to me,

(15:53):
I think, okay, cool, Like I'm up at five thirty.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Maybe every it sucks, Greg, What I do is it
happens to me too.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
But I immediately just grab a melatonin quick quick dissolve
and glass of water and just make myself go back
to bed really well.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
And then the drugs helped me make me go. I'll
try that. There wasn't a morning of this break that
I was out of bed before ten am. Good, and
I had to like a alar, I had to set
an alarm, like, all right, I can't be in bed
past ten. I gotta go spend time with my laws
and the other people that we have to go see Buring.
Yeah right, But like, man, the sleep was great because,

(16:31):
as you know, going into the break was a little rough.
Yeah weather, you know, food poison in the jungle down there,
yeah right, and the ear infection and then travel on
top of that. So man, I really took the advantage
of having those mornings off.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Yeah, just slept and you had a good excuse.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, Gina grad weekend cheers and jeers, cheers.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Mom came to town for Thanksgiving, which was insanely fun because
we did a big friends giving at a friend's house,
so you know, she was the only like mom mom
there and it was drunk and karaoke and you know
the Mafia game where you have.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
To figure out who the killer is hot.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Sauce challenges and having Mom involved in that was just
it was so fun. Jeers. I guess the opposite of
Greg's years not being able to fall asleep until like
midnight every night, and I'm coasting on ninety minute fumes
right now. Really, I tossed and turned all night, like
come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Okay, I can still get six hours. I could still
get full to turn the clock around.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
I know it's I'm I'm feel a little loopy, but
you know what, I'm gonna adjust.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I'll be okay. Yeah, you'll be a right especially after,
like when you have a couple of extra days off
like a long time again. Huh, you got to start
that readjustment here in a day early.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Its solidified the like, but we stay up till midnight.
So yeah, having a problem. But otherwise a great.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Weekend, all right, menace weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Well it was super fun again. Got to host a
lot of friends and family at the house and eat
delicious food. Ruled hard. I got my pumpkin pie Greg
from you know, the people that make all my birthday
cakes over the Rainbow. Dude, they led hard, uh, And
I got to catch up on a lot of stuff

(18:17):
that I wanted to watch on Netflix and all the
streaming services. And I I looked out of the corner
of my eye as I was eating some food, and
I saw Sammy eating ass on TV?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
What into that?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Know it? There was like some there was some like
wipe Out, uh Marathon.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I don't know if that's eating ass.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Blessing ass. Sorry, I eat it.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
You get.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
There's a video of Sammy eating.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Busting ass on TV. Yeah, so Sammy, you were on TV.
If you don't know, Sammy was on an episode of
Wipeout and it happened to be I looked over and
Samuel was.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
On team He still physically damaged for that.

Speaker 11 (19:05):
Huh Yeah, yeah, that was what about the taste.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
In your mouth? Still got a taste in your mouth
from that experience, I get it and apparently coming.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Yeah and my jeers and I don't want to bring
up bring down the room. But when I was watching
all this stuff on Netflix, it is like the top
rated thing, I was like, Okay, I'll check it out
because it was so like consuming during the time was
a John Benet Ramsey thing and I watched it and
I try to watch a little bit. It is so graphic. Yeah,

(19:37):
I was like, I'm out, dude, and I've been haunted
by it ever since, like visually or oh yeah, like
rhyme scene stuff all that too brutal.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Man, You're absolutely right. But I have to say the
most shocking thing that I can't believe I didn't know,
or frankly more people didn't know.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
You know what her dad?

Speaker 6 (19:53):
You know what Jean Benet Ramsey's Dad's name.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Is, isn't it John Bennett?

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Yes, narcissist a party one. John Bennett named his daughter
Jean Bennett.

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Weird, right, Why would kill it?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's the very good question, people intruder.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
A lot of chaotic things happening in that family being
picked off one by one.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, so do you judge Woody for naming his daughter Jeff?

Speaker 6 (20:26):
I know she's part French, right, a little hefe exactly.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, I didn't even realize it when we did it.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
You know, you see it on the birth certificate.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, I don't even know how long that thing is,
but like fifteen minutes in, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh that's all.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
That's all you've made.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yea, did you watch the whole thing, Gina? I watched
too busy playing hot Sauce games.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
That's exactly right. Yeah, yeah, we were watching it. We
broke it up into a couple of days because it
is a tough watch.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Weekend cheers and jeers, Sammy, my.

Speaker 11 (21:02):
Cheers is you know, seeing a lot of friends and
family all from out of town. I got to see
a lot of people from out of town this weekend,
which was great. People from across the country, my great
aunt and cousins and everyone that I don't get to
see all the time. So that was awesome, great Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
That's my cheers.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
My jeers is so random.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
But all the vomit I saw this weekend.

Speaker 11 (21:23):
Just out everywhere on the ground and multiple different locations,
was vomit. And I don't know if it's like because Wednesday,
night before Thanksgiving is a big bar night or Thanksgiving
people over eating, but in so the street, I mean
there's a voment in the streets in different locations all weekend.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Wow, my God, and I before I forget the night
before Thanksgiving, would you have a name for that night?
A lot of people do drunksgiving Thanksgiving. I never heard
the term Skanksgiving before. And we were out night before
Thanksgiving and everybody's talking about Skanksgiving. And so my wife
and I both neither one of us had ever heard
of this before. And then we looked it up. It

(22:04):
originated in Saint Louis, which is where we were, where
my wife is from. We looked it up. Look, please
tell more. Go on anyway, uh, And so anyway, I
had surprised, like I considering I spent a lot of
my adult life in Saint Louis, I had never heard
this before. So it's just the whole thing is people
are coming back into town. They say, it's bigger in

(22:26):
the Midwest cities because the city's on the coast. People
are getting out of those cities to go visit their
families and high school buddies. Yeah, your high school crushes,
your college you know whatever, crushes, neighborhood crutches, and uh yeah,
then people go out and get skanky. I knew it's like,
I know, it's like more like an amateur night, kind
of like going out of New Years on New Year's Eve.

(22:47):
That what happened at my in my hometown. It was
at the Whiskey Town Saloon. Everybody would go there. The
night before Thanksgiving. We went to Joe's place in Nashville.
It's it's it's a thing. We went to the Mayflower
and it's always great.

Speaker 11 (22:59):
My cousin are in their early twenties, so on Thanksgiving
Day they were struggling.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
They're like, no alcohol for me. Uh weekend cheers and jeers,
Sea Bass, Cheers.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
To the angels that walk among us. I was in
the the X ray line at the airport and someone
had left, you know, their Apple watch, which I guess
was like four or five hundred bucks, and instead of
just tossing it aside or you know, is pocketing it,
the person there grabbed it, held it up, yelled out,
looked around make sure, and then handed to the TSA

(23:30):
agent Because oh, somebody lost this and they need to
make sure they get this for the holiday.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
So that was very nice. That person was me now.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
Jeers, Oh you received the No, I don't have an
Apple watch, but I I'm the one who found it
and made sure it got.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Back to Oh oh you're cheers and your good deeds
that most people I feel like would do.

Speaker 10 (23:46):
Angel cheers though, so they make the announcement, hey, if
you have a watch, come back to the thing to
get it. And so by the time I get to
the end to retrieve my items, here comes a lady
and she goes, oh, hey, that's mine. And the guy goes,
which which lane was it in? And I was standing
right there, so I said, oh is this lane? I
found it and uh and the guy goes, okay, so
it'll be over in that little pod there, you know,

(24:07):
the little observation pod blows right by me without a thanks.
Oh that bitch, that bitch she I mean three of
us there as close as I am to you, guys,
I was told who found her watch and retrieved it
for her and just to do with her life. Yes,
it's called appreciation.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
People look into it.

Speaker 12 (24:27):
Rude.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
That's also the kind of person that you know you
hold the door. Oh h I've almost stopped holding doors
for people.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Yeah, nobody's very appreciative.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Then they're not. They act like it is if like
you're the door guy. Right, it's like you're there doing
your job, queens, and I move in the elevator because
I'll be in the elevator and somebody will go three.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Oh yeah, I just pretend I don't hear it.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Because we for everything now, because people just assume it's
my job, that's what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm
just gonna start asking for tips. That's a great idea,
Like we're all getting tips for just doing our job.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Right, I just hold your hand out.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, I'm the door guy. P where's my sale out?
You're welcome? Yeah yeah, I have done that before and
then I talked. Now now it's like i'll look to
see if they look like the kind of person who's
not gonna say thank you. I don't even bother. If
they look tell you could tell. It's all like sea
best can tell if someone's got an STD or not. Yes,
oh yeah, there's there's signs. Yeah, kind of like lip source.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
For STD thing and he's got a whole laundry. Listen,
a general dirtiness and stuff like that. But what he has,
he's correct. There are signs for those people who yeah,
quarter thanks as well of course.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well I hope you had a great holiday. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up
with the text over to two two nine eighty seven.
There you go. You're cheers and jeers everybody. We're gonna
take a quick break more than what the show is next,
hang on, never goes away. My brain is rude. To
the Woody Show back in a few Oh, great show,

(25:53):
and we are back and ready to roll some fun
facts help. So I love the fun facts. I'm a
collector of fun fact. But Gina has a little game
for us. Yep, and it's a factor fiction. Okay, So
you know what we're trying to do every morning is
make time go by quickly, right, Yeah, this is one
of those things that's right, all right. So she's gonna
give us a quote fun fact and then we have

(26:16):
to try to guess is it fact or fiction?

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, I'm going to give you two choices a little
game I'm calling Where's the Lie? So in the first round,
this is the chicken round, and you have to tell
me which one is the real chicken fact.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Here we go. Okay, here we go, fro factor fiction.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
All right, First, the first one, the chicken has a
gland located at the base of its tail that produces
a natural sunscreen. Or a chicken once lived without a
head for eighteen months? Yeah, which one is the fact?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
All right? I give you the first one again, the.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Chicken has a gland located at the base of its
tail that produces a natural sunscreen. I mean, or a
chicken once lived without a head.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
It's more recent.

Speaker 10 (27:00):
Well, I've heard the story of the chicken with no head,
but I don't know if it was eighteen months.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Eighteen months is a long time, A long time, And
I say that no head one is correct.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
I think so too.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
I think the no head yeah, it's very popular story.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I think he made. But is it lore? Right, That's
what I'm saying. Does it seems more or did you
just change the amount of time?

Speaker 13 (27:20):
Right?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
I do like the chricky stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I'm going to I'm gonna say that the sunscreen gland.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
You guys really should have stuck with Menace and Sammy.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Mike.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
Oh yes, Mike, the headless chicken, perhaps the most famous example,
chopped up and said nineteen forty five, he just didn't die.
So the family kept him around, dropped off food and
water directly into his esophagus, and finally he gave out
after eighteen.

Speaker 11 (27:43):
Months running around like a chicken with your head literally
all right, let's.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Get how if there's no brain?

Speaker 6 (27:54):
Well, but I mean the phrase came from somewhere running
around the r I could see like for like a minute,
right tea months like the intact.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
But all their bodily functions, like where the brain is
instructing things to do.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
I'm not an animal husbandry expert here, it is according
to This is Britannica, the Encyclopedia people.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
They say that because of where the chickens brain functions
are located more towards the back of the neck. When
this particular chicken, Mike was decapitated, it wasn't a clean
full cut, so that the breathing, eating, pooping.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
All that stuff part of the brain remained intact.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
File Okay, all right, interesting, all right, all right, next
next round. Heroin used to be used to treat children's
coughs or doctor Pepper. Was originally developed as a medicinal
tonic to treat narcolepsy.

Speaker 11 (28:49):
Mmm, I think, yeah, Heroin for children.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
I like Heroin.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
He likes Heroin for children.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
All this stuff chill him out. The soda stuff was
all all like supposed to be medicine back in the day, right, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (29:04):
Like that's even That's how modern cough syrups like promethesine
stuff work is by slowing.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's their downers to keep you from spasming.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
And I love hearing the working out process.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
But I say Heroin. I remember as a kid going
to the pharmacy and getting Heroin, getting you can get
just the coal of syrup. Really yeah for nausea? Oh
really yeah it was for nausea. Yeah. Uh, I'll say
that doctor Pepper one, okay, Doctor Pepper, Okay.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Greg, And what do you guys are overthinking this stuff?
Heroin used to children coughs until nineteen twelve, when they
already knew this was a dangerous drug.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
All right?

Speaker 6 (29:55):
I like, yeah, Heroin to sleep, I mean, will cure
a lot of ails. Yeah, it'll cause a lot of problems,
but all secure things.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
In all the movies where they're doing Heroin, yeah, they
inject it and they basically just go, oh, so.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
How can you enjoy that if you're just knocked out?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Sounds pretty in another place, exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Trying to escape.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
All right, This next round is the serial round. Captain
crunch is full name is Horatio Magellan. Crunch or snap,
crackling pop were originally called fizz, clicker and burst.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think the Captain Crunch one is legit, and that
rings a bell for something. It does sound familiar, Captain Crunch,
You are right.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
Captain Crudge's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
That made me laugh when I read it.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
And it still makes me laugh, apparently Magellan.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
All right, he finally got.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Let's do the cloud round, shall we? Allright, some thunderstorms
produce clouds that float upside down with their flat side
facing the sky or the average cloud weighs over one
million pounds.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
That one.

Speaker 10 (31:08):
Wow, Oh yeah, I will agree because I think it's
so big.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
What's what was the first one?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
The some thunderstorms produced clouds that float upside down, they're
flat side facing.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
I've seen clouds.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
There from the plane. I'll go with the the million pounds,
million pounds.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
A million pounds.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Yeah, you're all geniuses. The orange cloud weighs over a
million pounds. Uh, they stay in the sky. In case
you're wondering how it does that weigh a million pounds
because the water droplets and ice crystals small enough to
float on even a slight breeze. All right, let's talk
about big stuff. The Eiffel Tower was originally designed to
be a giant sun.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Dial for Paris.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Or there are more trees on Earth than there are
stars in the galaxy.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Wow, you, I mean you do hear a lot about
the sand in the galaxy, but not trees. You've been
to the Paris and I've been to the top of
the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Do you see the shadows? You've seen trees too.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
The Eiffel Tower was built. The Eiffel Tower was built
though for the World's Fair.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I've seen stars, I've walked through a forest familiar with trees.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I've seen trees at night. I have looked up that
a lot. I've been to Paris, I've.

Speaker 10 (32:37):
Been to be He gets high and like looks at
the stars and thinks about aliens.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
No, No, I have have an app that will tell me,
like what the stars?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
What?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I'll say? The Eiffel Tower. Okay, because there are a
lot of trees. I don't know if as many as
stars in the galaxy. In the galaxy, I assume galaxy.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
And when that term is said, it's always related to sand,
not trees.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah. I have heard some stat about like there are
more trees on Earth than there are and it's a
crazy thing. You're like, wow, Then what is everybody freaking
out about? Yes, crying, yeah, forest, crying about paper.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
All right, so we were in the room here.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm gonna I'll say Eiffel Tower. Okay, I'll say trees.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
What are you saying thinking?

Speaker 14 (33:22):
Yeah, tower.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
When I was at the top of the other I
did see you t I enjoyed some champagne and the
top well, yeah it was good.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Always stick with sammy, people, there are more trees on
Earth than there are stars in the galaxy. About NASA
estimates there's between one hundred and four hundred billion stars
in the Milky Way, and according to Nature, Paper and Nature,
there are more than three trillions trees on Oh.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, so quick crying.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Let's go underwater, shall we?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Did you know the weird foresting?

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Okay, well, and don't displace the birdies. All right, let's
it's going on.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
At the other trillion trees. That's right, save that one.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Find a store live right there. It's like, hey, bird,
there's another one right there.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
All right, tweet tweet.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Octopuses or octopi have a unique protein. Ocopuses have a
unique protein in their blood that allows them to technically
survive in the vacuum of space for up to thirty minutes.
Or a manta shrimp can punch with the force of
a twenty two caliber bullet.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
The mantis shrimp have become very popular these days. I'm
going to go.

Speaker 15 (34:35):
Shrimp.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah, they are. They are a fun fact producing machine.

Speaker 10 (34:38):
There's a watch like slow mo videos of them hit
punching and causing water displit displacements and capitations.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
In fact, well, you are right.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
It is so fast it can't even be seen by
the human eye. It can break through glass and refused
for hunting down prey.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Now, greg, I did see a video on social media
over the weekend of a praying mantis taking out a snake.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah rule sick yeah, from old hossage by a praying man.
It's not that long ago.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I loved grabbed onto this. It wasn't a huge snake,
but it was like this snake onto it and kind
of like wrapped itself around, yeah, and started biting off
the bottom jaw. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
It was rad And they kill their their their male
sex partners after they're done.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
If fascinating, can't they turn their heads too? Like left,
but it looked pretty cool. Disgusting.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Well, let's go to the barnyard, shall wear. Some turkeys
can spontaneously impregnate themselves, or a pig has the ability
to hydro root, where it can detect underwater sources up
to fifty feet deep.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Oh, I'm going pig because they can give those down
or they can yeah, give them truffles and stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah. And the first one was what.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Some turkeys can spontaneously impregnate themselves.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
See this is rough because I just ate turkey.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
I don't want to think about that.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
I'll go turkey.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I'll say pig, see Bess, I will go pig.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah again, follow Samy out of the woods. Thank you?
Wait what did you say?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, that's okay, good, thank god.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
Turkeys can in fact spontaneously impregnate themselves. It is asexual reproductions.
Some plants, bugs and fish can do it too.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I thought that was only banana slugs that could do.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
That, and toikys, uh, well, there we go.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Can we do one more?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
One more?

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Let's do a platypus one. Platypus have the ability to
change the color of their fur to match their surroundings.
Or platypuses sweat milk.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, a sweat milk.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Milk strap on your vomit bag. Platypusses have mammary glands
that secrete milk, but they don't have nipples, so instead
of the milk, said, the milk oozes from their glands
and collects in the grooves of their skin, where the
babies suck it off the tufts of their furs and everybody, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
You did a really good sand Well, thank you, Gene.
That was fun, So welcome a little fun factor fiction.

Speaker 16 (37:09):
Gina claims that she has never to me that is
so disgusting, and File disgusting, and File, you got to
get the root.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
You gotta get that little hard.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Heart piece your butt.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
No file, welcome back. Last call, by the way, friend,
the reminder from Gina's grad school. It's been four days
since Thanksgiving, so technically today is the last day to
eat those leftovers before they go bad.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
I too.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Now, some of you might try to live on the
edge for a few more days, but experts don't recommend that.
They point out that the smell test is it one
hundred percent reliable because in this case, Thanksgiving food spoils
faster than other leftovers because the food had sat out, Yeah,
in that danger zone longer than the typical meal. Woe. Oh,
it was in the zone, that's for sure. And you

(38:06):
especially don't want to push anything with meat and dairy.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
I did want the last piece of ham, but I
may have to toss with it.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Here's the trick. Just nuke the hell out of it.
It'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, just nuke it so it's
completely dry and gross. Easy.

Speaker 10 (38:22):
I had over the break, I had ordered a ordered
a pizza to my room and ate like a slice
like I'm full, went sleep. It's still sitting there twenty
four hours later, still good, no problems here. I am
alive today.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
Oh all the time.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
You don't even have to eat out the boss technically
out the box. Yeah, I see what he's saying.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
I'll do that with pizza.

Speaker 10 (38:43):
I was in Nashville, but like we were just talking,
we were talking about a while ago with the uh
the staying over. I do not stay with my parents
house anymore because I want my own bathroom, I want
my own bed.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Well, isn't there a ton of kids too? Because your siblings.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
No, because they have they have their own house. Oh
by my still like, no, we have. We have plenty
of rooms. We all live there when were kids. We
have enough space, and we have those little like they're nice,
they're decent beds, Like what do he you know they're
they're not the full sized Kings and.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
A single person in a full sized King, right, I
could sleep in a single Yeah, it's like a twin
if I'm alone, totally. Yeah, and then you start getting
the full size, so it's all good. But like Queen,
you can make it work with another person, but I
hate it. Yeah, once you've gone King, you can't go back.
Sea Bass says that though.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
But also when you're on I don't know what not
grinder bumble or whatever, grind, like you can't have your parents, Hey,
who's this ten minutes ago?

Speaker 6 (39:40):
Do your parents get super offended that you don't stay.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, I've been doing that for a while now. They're fine.
I think they're probably Today's the last day for the leftovers. Again,
you especially don't want to push anything with meat and dairy.
But they also U g.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
You know you don't know that Sea Bass's parents made
them live in the basement.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Noted a woman at Alaska wanted to make sure her
neighbors in remote areas had a happy Thanksgiving, so she
air dropped frozen turkeys to them as she flew by
in her plane. How cool, amazing, Yeah, here she is.
I saw a video of it over the weekend, and
I didn't know the whole backstory too, but here she
has talked about why she has done this now for
three years in a row.

Speaker 13 (40:20):
During the freeze up, you can't really get around, you
can't travel out there, but you can fly. One weekend
and I was visiting our newest neighbor and they were
talking about splitting a squirrel three ways for dinner and
how that didn't really.

Speaker 8 (40:32):
Go very far.

Speaker 13 (40:33):
And I just had a thought at that moment, you
know what, I'm gonna drop them a turkey for Thanksgiving.
My vision with this is to reach farther parts of
Alaska because there are so many families that live ruled
and they're all frozen. So some people are like, does
this hurt the turkey, is it like tender eyed or
you know, they're all frozen. They literally just bounce off

(40:54):
the ground.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, she's a hero. Yeah. How's it going to hurt
that the turkey's dead? Yeah exactly, you mean like destroyed the
turkey that you can't eat it.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Anymore, break it into a billion pieces.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, but that's anyway, Like I saw a lot of
people doing that, like a chiropractor kind of move on
the turkey before they even bake it or you know, roasted.
They spread it out and then you kind of push
on it and it like breaks the That's called spatch cocking. Yes, sure, yeah,
first of all, dispatch cocking.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
It's a great name.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
But then you cut it open when you spatch it
kind of like butterfly. Yeah yeah, flatten you know yeah, chiropractor.
Ya ooh, I think I know this isn't And we
are into another new hour Insensitivity Training, Free Politically Correct World,

(41:44):
Monday morning. It's December the second, twenty twenty four. Woody, Greg,
there's menace. Hi, Gina Grants, we got Sea Bass, Yes,
we got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding hit us up of the text over to
two two nine eight seven, And time once again, now
that November has come and gone, I need a nominee

(42:05):
from each person in this room for the Woody Show
Employee of the Month. Anybody, if you're a listener that
stood out to you, text us too to nine eighty seven.
We'll start with you. The employee of the month for October.
That would be Sammy Marino. Yes, Sammy, who gets your vote?
For November?

Speaker 11 (42:22):
I've gone back and forth a lot on this, but
I'm going with Morgan.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
She.

Speaker 11 (42:29):
I mean, she works very hard all the time and
all of her regular regular stuff that she always does,
and she's very consistent, but this month also with all
the content that she's brought in with her letters from
jail and the guy that she's going on a trip with,
and just so many things that I think she's brought
to the show this month.

Speaker 15 (42:47):
So just being crazy, Yes, it works yourself. Thank you, Sammy.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I appreciate it. Okay, all right, Morgan? Who gets your vote?

Speaker 15 (42:55):
I was going to go back with Sammy, but she
just won. Just same type of thing behind the scenes.
A lot of people don't see it, but you know,
organizing emails, all the stuff that no that's not fun,
Sammy does it?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
But you won? Sorry Sammy, So I'm going Bort you
could vote for Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, it's more than one. Yeah, it's whoever, there's no
rule that you can't win it. Back to arg well,
oh yeah, I was asking for people's nominations based on
what they see when it comes to performance.

Speaker 15 (43:24):
Oh well, then it's pretty tied because I also was
gonna go Bort for the same reason. And you know,
I'll go Bort because anytime there's holidays, people think, oh,
everyone gets time off, but Bort still works.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
He still has to put together stuff, man.

Speaker 15 (43:38):
Just so that we stay on the air, you know,
So I think he pulls his weight during the holidays.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Well, let's go to Bort and Bord. Who's getting your nomination?

Speaker 17 (43:49):
Oh, Babels, this is gonna sound awkward, but I'm gonna
go back to Morgan and uh yeah, same reason. Samy
said a lot of content. Morgan did do Meal a
fortune early in the month. Oh yeah, she you know
ate all that disgusting dollars. I mean, you get paid
hundreds of dollars to not be here half the time
see basket.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Ladies and.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
One.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Uh well, Yeah, she got eight hundred bucks for that
meal of Ford. It's toward her nose job. Yeah, we're
still trying to get to that. It's about my buddy
got his daughter a nose job for her high school graduation.
And then we have another friend. My wife was telling
me about this one that her parents got her boobs

(44:40):
to go off to college without its Like, I know
the dad, The dad's very alpha, and I was very surprised.
Now I'm saying I was very surprised based on that.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
It's called an investment.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well, wouldn't that be a post college gift? If ever,
you'd think exactly.

Speaker 11 (44:55):
I know people who have got similar gifts as well,
nose job mid senior year, boob for graduation.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
It's more common a lot of rich people. Well this
is this is the one that sent the daughter off
to the University of Miami. Oh right, about how much
that costs the University of Miami. Yeah, new noise, the
brand new records. Here's the thing when when Chicken's new boobs,
I don't think I've ever met a girl who's gotten
boobs who wasn't just completely anxious to show them off.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Anxious, like excited or yeah, for sure, everyone had a feel.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
So you know that's what she's doing.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
That is he hoping she's going to go there and
get her mrs.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Degree.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
She wants to bag it there.

Speaker 10 (45:38):
That's going to be right, not a bad idea. It was,
you're just because you're just giving her a distraction.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
And I told her my buddy Matt is a big
thing was either hoping for lesbians for his two daughters
or he was going to get them memberships at a
country club and a bikini for the summer. Yeah, and
then and the first one doesn't have to be for love.
The first one is just for financial security. And then yeah,
and then then then they can get married to somebody
they actually liked the next time around.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
The other option, I guess would be like getting a
good education and starting a career.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Why would you do that work and stuff just getting married?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, you throw your legs up every once in a while,
by deal, go shopping all right, lunches, Greg Glory, who
gets your nomination for Employee of the month.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I was also torn between two people. I will just
go with my nomination of Gina.

Speaker 8 (46:26):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I thought Gina.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Had some great segments melded well and just joined in
and made us laugh and made us think with her
Gina's grad school and various fun randomness.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
She did the for the first time ever, first time out,
first opportunity to do it, the glory whole challenge it. Oh,
I've never seen a human being shake that large.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
I was literally like, well that was for that was
a Halloween edition.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Okay, so maybe it's a last anyway, It's all kind
of running together, but yeah, it's just it was a
good month for Gina. Yeak you I appreciate I Gina,
who gets your vote?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Well?

Speaker 6 (47:04):
I my At first I was thinking, well, Bort has
saved us so many times with the air conditioner alone
in here, the true that is really truly meaningful to me?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
What is that? It's like a second job to me.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
Now, seriously, he's been like the guy.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, when you get here, he knows where to go
in the building, and he has access to wherever it
is tried, and he can do something that resets it
so that the air will kick on where they normally
have it like shut down. Get on the weekend, this
building shuts everything down. Yeah, it's either freezing cold or
super hot because everything gets shut off.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
I literally sent him an email this morning saying save
us Saint Port because we are. But I have to
say once again for another month. I'm telling you, I know,
get a room. But Greg makes me laugh so hard,
and he does so much behind the scenes, talk about unsexy.
I mean, not Greg himself, but just the like paperwork
you do behind the scenes is like something I have

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no interest in, and I'm so glad not to do it.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I'm going with Greg, all right, menace, let's get a room.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
No.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I agree with on Morgan. Morgan had an excellent, excellent
content month, but I am not voting for unfortunately, because
I do see the amount of work that Bort does
behind the scenes. There's like some stuff we won't even
get into, but I see him staying even later than

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he did before, just the work on this extra thing
that's been given to him. So I'm giving it to Bort.
All right, what about Caroline and Vaughan? Can somebody I
don't have I can't bring them up on the microphone,
but yeah, we can give a there we go, Let's
give Caroline.

Speaker 13 (48:45):
The mic My vote also goes to Morgan, just the
stuff that she's willing to do for the show and
her dedication to her job.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
It's really admirable.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
All right, and then what about you? Mommy?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Good?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
You know I gotta turned this mine now. Okay, here
we go. Here's Von hi Von?

Speaker 4 (49:04):
What goes to Woody for all the board stuff?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah? No, but I'm voting for Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Stuff?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Who is Gret Gory?

Speaker 13 (49:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Greg? He said Gret because.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Gregory Gory there's a wonderful job with the footness.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Yeah, he's really good at it.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Okay, them stuff.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Them footscal.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Well, if you have your vote, who would you vote
as a listener? Who do you think you would vote for?
Employee the month? For the month of November? You can
start texting over over to two to two nine eight seven,
that's two to ninety seven. Will have the winner for
November announced tomorrow morning here on the Woody Show. All right,

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what is happening here on a Monday morning with the
trending news headlines? Gina grad so many things.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
If President Biden says he's pardoned his son Hunter Biden,
Hunter was looking down the barrel of gun crimes and
tax conviction sentencing this month. This comes after Biden made
a public promise saying he wouldn't pardon his.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Son no kidding. By the way, I love all the
people who are so upset about this.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Yeah, if you had.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
The opportunity to get your kid off the hook.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
People get off the hook for stuff all the time,
number one, So you can be mad about that. But
it's going on on both sides. You want to get
political about it. But again I've said this from the
very beginning. Why wouldn't he If I'm the president and
my son is in trouble or whatever, I'm pardoning him
wave the magic?

Speaker 12 (50:41):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (50:41):
I just admit it from the start that he's going
to pardon him.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Well, for so long he was for reelection, for reelection,
and if the election had gone the other way, I
think that maybe he wouldn't have pardoned him, and he
would have let it play out, knowing that he would
have gotten some favorable treatment along the road. Screw it.
But the way things are lining up, that's yeah. They

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may give him. They may they may give him the chair.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Yeahs or as you usually say, ride the lightning.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
If I was If I was a cop, i would speed.
I would go through intersections with my lights on when
there was no emergency. If I'm the president, I'm partying
party pardon my son, I will pardon you, Greg Gory,
the Homies exactly. Tiger King is out.

Speaker 10 (51:28):
Corruption works so well in places like Mexico and Russia, right, Greg,
But this is not corruption.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
He has the ability. How's that corruption? He is the
he's the president. He can part legal.

Speaker 10 (51:38):
Yeah, I'm saying, I agree that it's legal, and I
agree that it's corruption. Two things can be true. And
how is it corruption? Because he's pardoning him for something
that he has no reason to.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Be part of it.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
It's like getting a mulligan. It's literal, get out of
jail free car.

Speaker 10 (51:50):
Pardon should be for like there was a miscarriage of justice.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
And that's kind of probably why it was developed. Right,
fair enough, I.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Mean now Coda Black is getting partnered.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
For the record. Fair enough, Sea Bass, I understand. And
I see your.

Speaker 10 (52:10):
Play like I get it if it's your son, like
you're saying, if it's your son, and like, oh and
he's got a brain tumor and I need to I'll
sell my house and I'll donate playofs but.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I'll you know, but so that was his other son, right, Okay,
Well the same way people were, you know, crying about
uh you know Trump and those charges that were like, okay,
so you can't cry or you know, you can't cry,
or you'd be happy about this.

Speaker 10 (52:33):
Get slippery, right because it goes for both sides, right,
so stop doing it both sides?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Well, here's a little bonus. The pardon covers any potential
federal crimes that Hunter Biden committed from January first, twenty
fourteen through December first, twenty twenty four as of.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
The stuff that nobody even knows about it.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Yeah, that his entire tenure on the board that Ukrainian
gas company.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
So he is good to go.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I would be totally writing a book. Oh hell yeah sweet. Yeah.
And then it's like it's called I did it, not
even style if I did.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
If I did, it would just be I you can't
do nothing about it. Exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Well that's what they say. The real smart people change
their name don Hunter Biden during these past few months.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Ah yeah, I get them all.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Pardon my question.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I could easily google it, but I haven't googled it yet.
Do presidents only pardon people at the end of their
terms or can they do it?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
I think just it doesn't look good to do it
in the I think it's like on your way out.
Screw you guys, everyone's getting pardoned. Well, getting back home
from Thanksgiving travel has been a real pain in the
ass thanks to lots of heavy snowfalling cold tempts. In
upstate New York there was up to forty six inches
you know what I'm saying, and officials say another one
to two feet of snow were possible in western New

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York and another two to three feet possible in northern
New York. In Buffalo, the Bills asked for people to
volunteer and shovel snow before the Bills forty nine.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Well, they were paying them like twenty bucks an hour.
They were getting them hot.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Cocoa, which the Bills ended up winning. Two of those volunteers,
Zach Pryor and his dad, Steve, drove all the way
up from Ohio to shovel snow, which they said was
a wedding gift.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
For Bill's quarterback Josh Allen.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Who just got engaged to his girlfriend, actress Hailee Steinfeld.
That's very sweet. Meanwhile, Jaguars quarterback Trevor Lawrence was carted
off the field yesterday fighting. Oh boy, Lawrence started his
slide and that's when the dirty hit happened. Houston linebacker
Aziz Al Shaier crushed Lawrence's Lawrence right in the head.

(54:32):
The two that caused two different fights between the teams.
Wile Trevor Lawrence was just lying there on the field.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Yeah he was. I was like, is anybody going to
attend to him? Yeah? Just a step on it rosen
with this.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Yeah, well he has a concussion and two players were ejected.
And then the Big Ten Conference has imposed one hundred
thousand dollars fines on Michigan and Ohio State following the
postgame fight over the weekend. It all went down after
Michigan's thirteen to ten victory when a Wolveriness player try
to plant their flag on Ohio State's middlefield midfield logo.

(55:05):
Very well, a little stunt sparked a mega brawl, which
security had to use pepper spray to break up.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
There's an investigation on that too.

Speaker 13 (55:14):
Well.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Yeah, the conference says that both teams violated the Big
Ten sportsmanship policy, though no additional fines or suspensions have
been issued yet.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Is that a new thing, Yeah, it's been.

Speaker 10 (55:25):
It's been built bubbling up these past few years, and
my people say, well, you should have won the game,
like the hard ass types.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yeah no, no, you win the game. Your award is
winning the game. Vandalism, you get to vandalyize my field.
There's a small man. They're going to make a rule.
Oh yeah, you're not allowed to do that. Oh yeah,
Look how much fun happens out there about it. Yeah,
I mean they were all kinds of fights. Yeah, I
mean they were like players.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
There was a game after that. A couple hours later,
they tried to plant the.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yeah again, it's been like the thing to do nowadays.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah, they're gonna stop it. They're gonna squash that be
real fast.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Yeah, And there was a big fright.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
It was scary.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
It was scary, and the cryptocurrency entrepreneur who paid six
point two million dollars for the banana tape to the
wall art followed throughout his promise to eat that banana.
Justin's son bought Mauricio Catalan's banana duct tape to a
wall at Southay's auction, and during a press conference in
Hong Kong, he ate it. Son, who runs the tron

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blockchain network, compared the piece to NFTs and used the event,
of course to promote all is crypto crap. Meanwhile, the
fruit vendor who sold the banana is super salty that
he only got thirty five cents.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
For the fruit because you saw banana. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
like if you sell paint to an artist right and creating. Yeah, yeah,
that is.

Speaker 11 (56:49):
An excellent But the banana is unchanged from him growing
it to sell.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
That's kind of like to a wall. It's kind of
like the Hottua chick.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Right now.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
The guys are all salty that made the video that
they're not right.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
So the seventy four year old Bangladeshi immigrand who works
twelve hours a day for twelve bucks an hour, was
shocked to learn that what the banana raked in. But
now Justin's Sun has offered to buy one hundred thousand
bananas from the guy and give them out for free.
I don't know how the guy's going to get one
hundred thousand bananas.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
But we'll figure it out.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Yeah, that's a real nice gesture. Yeah, and that's what's
going on with.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Thank you very much, Gina grad More. What he shows next.
My wife is going to go see Wicked again. God, Yeah,
she's going today for the second third. This is the
third time. If she was on schedule, this would have
been the fourth because she was going to go with
her her niece when we were in Saint Yeah, did

(57:45):
you happen and it just ran out of time?

Speaker 6 (57:47):
Is she waking up in the middle of the night
with these songs pounding in her head?

Speaker 10 (57:50):
Or is it just me?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
I know she is. He's not telling me about it.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
Oh, I go to sleep and they're pounding. I wake
up and they're pounding. It's it's loathing on a delta
rated load thing.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You can say any song right now, and you can
tell me it's from Wicked.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
I'd be like, not even the Wizard.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
These No, Greg, why do you look so nauseous right now?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
It just sounds so obnoxious? Yeah, obnoxious and childlike, Greg, childlike.
I wonder, Yeah, it is popular.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
It is killing me.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Do you have some uh, fun fact Wizard of Oz
fun fact that you might find in so actual Wizard
of Oz want to be that's not this Wizard of
Oz fan fiction? Yeah, which is exactly what it is.
Exactly what it is just some dude who just wrote
this story. What is what is he like sixty? He's
not even super old.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
No, and it's not a super old book, it's a prequel.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Anyway, you would think that Judy Garland earned the most
when it came to the cast of The Wizard of Oz,
you know, being the main character, and how that she
made the least really while the dog made the least,
and then it was her. She made ninety six hundred bucks, Yeah,
which was considered a lot at the time, but that
was raised even for Judy Garland, who went from making
one hundred bucks a week at MGM Studios to five

(59:06):
hundred dollars a week Greg. Oh, and then he got
Margaret Hamilton, who played the Wicked Witch of the West,
who made twenty one thousand because she was a Broadway
star at the time. Oh that was by a couple
of houses rich. And also because she got burned filming
a scene with fire. Oh yeah, so the studio kept
her on salary for like six weeks while she was healing.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
They allegedly they had copper in her makeup. It's made
with copper, so her face was essentially on fire. They
had to scrubber with rubbing alcohol.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Oh my god. The highest paid cast member was the
scarecrow Ray Bulger he ruled because he was already a star.
He had performed on Broadway and at Radio City Music Horas.
His name is Bulger Sweet. He made. Now keep in mind,
Judy Garland made ninety six hundred bucks. He made seventy
two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Yeah, that's like a trillion dollars.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Yeah, no time money, model t money. So they mentioned
in the article, if you equate that to today's dollars,
like one point six million dollars, Jack Hayley, the Tin Man,
Bert Lar the Lion, they made about that same amount
since they were also established stage actors of.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
The stage, right right, Yeah, But today they're like, oh
my god, not everybody made the same amount of money,
burned the place down, you know. But it just makes
sense because these people are more famous, and people like
disregard that these days.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
I mean, of course they should regard that they're bringing
in more money because their fans are back.

Speaker 11 (01:00:32):
Dorothy was supposed to be Shirley Temple, who I'm sure
would have made a ton more money had she been
able to do it, but she was under contract with
a different studios.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
They had to pay her more. Judy Garland nine six
hundred bucks cash, but then if you compensate for all
the drugs and stuff they loaded her up with, she
probably made four million dollars. Unlike Shirley Temple, Julie Garland
was willing to have sex with the midgets. Oh yeah, munchkins. Yeah,
fun fat. This is before condoms too, so yeah, oh

(01:01:03):
my god, it's really risky for it's a show. All right, Well,
some good news for great gory bring it three. One
was texting over Costco has their giant gooey cinnamon rolls back.
I saw them yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Yeah, oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Diet resumes next year, diet ends today.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
It's not just the best cinnamon roll you'll ever eat,
it's the best thing you'll ever in your life, your life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
There's Stevie Wonder good yeah, which means that means me,
do you know what it's?

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Oh yeah. You start rocking back and forth, closing your
eyes clos starts going back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
And right, and then you're like on the brink of
crying because you can't believe something is so good. Donald
Oh yeah, I'm loving it so good. They're the best.

Speaker 10 (01:01:54):
If I put one in front of you right now,
a fresh bake ten could you resist it, Greg, mister diet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Yeah, I would like to think I could, and they're
warm out of the oven. I probably could not.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
No, I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Don't do feeder, don't do it. They're so good. I
also thought about Greg because Greg is well terrified many things,
one of those things being roller coasters hate him. He's
a he's not a fane.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
There was a video of this guy who was at
an amusement park in Arizona. He stood up and he
jumped out of the roller coaster. No, here we go.
His lap bar had released. They're they're going up the
climb and so they're they're approaching the top and he
realizes that his lap bar unclicked. Yeah, because he said

(01:02:45):
that the the person didn't check it properly. And as
they're going up the incline, he realized that this thing
is not locked.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Okay, I take a pack and so he's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Like, well, and it's one that does go upside down
and twists around and everything else, and he's like, do
I risk it? He goes do it? Do I risk it?
Or do I take the opportunity at the very top
before it goes down over to like jump out? And
so that's what he did, Oh god, Yeah, so he
was able to make it onto that emergency staircase thing
the just seconds before the rest of the cars took

(01:03:18):
that plunge. Yeah, And he said, like, if it was
some teenager or whatever, like who knows, they probably wouldn't
have done.

Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
That that right, Yeah, I would have been scared that
I wouldn't make it to the emergency exit area in time.
That I would just say that I would try and
hold on somehow.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Right here he goes with science though. Wouldn't like you
would stay in the seat though, because of the speed. No,
just on the loops he would, yeah, but on the
corkscrew you might be issues.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
On the loop you would be fine. It's like if
you take a bucket of water and you swing it around,
the water will stay in the It's it's the other stuff,
the humps when you're coming off the seat and that
whole thing. Here he is on the news. Just adrenaline,
and I didn't want to die that day.

Speaker 17 (01:04:03):
I heard a noise that was different from the chain
taking us up the hill, and I checked my.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Flat bar and it released. It could have been one
of the eleven year olds, could have been somebody older
not as agile. Right, Yeah, dude, Hell yeah, Hey he
got out of there. He's my superior athletic excuse yeah,
and then I slid down the stairway.

Speaker 10 (01:04:29):
A guy with a smaller penies could have pulled this,
but I don't have a body show.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Hell, we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. And thank you for being here, Woody
Greg got there is Gina Brand Sea Bass. Good morning
to you. We got Sammy phones open at eight seven
seven four. Woody hit us up with a text over

(01:05:07):
to two two nine eighty seven. Got emails, he says
an email email at the woodieshow dot com. This one
is from Melissa, who writes in Sea Bass was right.
Oh so is it our daily reminder? She says. I
hate to say this, but Sea Bass knows more about

(01:05:28):
vaginas than the women in the room, let's find out.
When talking recently about old lady sex, he mentioned that
it's not just lubrication that changes during sex, but a
whole host of things, and he was spot on. You
here's a brief overview of the other happenings. Everyone, especially women,

(01:05:49):
acted perplexed and flu mixed.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Yeah, because we're we're not old bats.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Right, Sammy, you guys need to stop handing him easy wins.
Sea Bass to in half of Vagina. But he clearly
knows what he is talking about. That is from Melissa
to be fair, to be fair.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
Out of Sammy, SeaBASS and I, there would only be
one of us having sex with old Lady Vagina, right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
He's the only one who has experienced with old Viagina.

Speaker 10 (01:06:14):
The thing when I and I also, I fully agree
that women know their own body too well outside of
Sammy's recent history, but in general they do. But a
guy like myself who has been there, done that, knows
the variety of reactions that can And how did this
come up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
We're talking about the yeah, and how like you.

Speaker 10 (01:06:33):
Guys were saying, well, I just throw them some globe.
I said, well, yeah, that's one thing, but there's other
stuff that happens down there to prepare it for their
arrivals or the rival.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Of its friends. They throw up for the entering. Yeah,
you said something about like dood flow and muscle relaxation
and other thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
It's called tequila.

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
I'll give you this one, Sea Best, because you're right,
I'm not familiar with how this works, right, we'll tell
you in twenty years.

Speaker 10 (01:07:00):
What you're familiar with how it works now, and you
should know that it's not just it's not just the
dampness factor.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
There's other stuff going on down there when you're aroused. Yeah,
but this is about like I'm looking what she sent over,
this is about vaginas in general. This is not about
old lady vaginas.

Speaker 10 (01:07:14):
And my point was the old lady vaginas don't have
all those other things happening as well as so if
you're not having the lubrication, you're also not having the
blood flow, the muscle relaxation.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
There's female viagra, right, I'd always.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Heard that, what is that?

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
But you can't, I mean, to your point, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Just shove it in exactly. That's that is just because
spit on it first. Oh right, right, right right, Yeah,
that's how they prefer it, and you have to consent first.
That would be nice. You want do you want to
hear some of the things that were on this list? Yeah,
So a woman's vagina goes through several changes during sex,
including lubrication, okay, fine, expansion. The vagina lengthens and expands

(01:07:54):
during arousal.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
Lengthens.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
This is because the uterus pulls up. Yes, it's making
room for dunk.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
I've never heard of it late ever.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Muscle relaxation. The vagina's muscles relaxed to allow for penetration.
You got some glatoral changes. The glitterist increases in size
and becomes erect. I will tell you that that's something
you well not to get too again. This is medical.

Speaker 10 (01:08:20):
But yeah, as a man, if you're down and you
should know what. He spends a lot of time down there.
It's oh with food. It's easier to get at later
on in the session than it is earlier in the session.
Referring to what he just said.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Uh. Labial changes. The labia majora flattens and spreads apart
to expose the clatorus. The labia manora also freaking thick. Spreadea.
What day is it today? Cervical changes. The cervix moves
away from the vaginal opening during orgasm. The service cervix

(01:09:01):
made Bob back and forth.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
Okay, you know what, she's good. I admit I apparently
know nothing about.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
I'm glad this is helpful.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Bob's very insightful.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
You're so gross, that's what Grande song was about side
to side. Yeah, oh wow, we have an half hours
voicemail eight that's eight seven seven forty four. What are
this one? Also about? Sea Bass?

Speaker 9 (01:09:33):
High?

Speaker 18 (01:09:33):
What is shall?

Speaker 12 (01:09:35):
I am calling as I am a podcast listener and
I'm like a week behind, but I am just, I
guess incredibly tired of Sea Bass trying to say that
everybody else who's job is easy and he could do it,
or everybody else's skills are easy and he could do it,

(01:09:56):
and yet he doesn't want to be seen doing it
or explained or maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Be called out on it.

Speaker 12 (01:10:04):
Though he wants to tell you guys to set up
something like super you know, in depth for him to
prove himself.

Speaker 18 (01:10:13):
That will probably never happen for another year or two.
Can we just get like a triathlon of people with
actual skills to just show up this man and maybe
take him down like a notch if that's even possible
for his ego because it's so so damn.

Speaker 12 (01:10:28):
Big that I don't know if anything can pop it.
But yeah, she had treadmill thanks a bunch by.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
All right, So what she's referred to the beginning was
the push up thing like we're talking about the proper
way to do a push up. Okay, I do. I
do have an update on that, by the way, the
push up update. Yeah yeah. But remember the old lady,
the grandma that did all the push ups and stuff.
I finally saw the video of it, like that she's
in great shape for especially for like fifty three years
old or whatever she is. Yeah, she's like fifty five
or something like that. Anyway, but she did like she

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went down maybe fifteen percent. I got fifteen.

Speaker 10 (01:11:01):
And there's some guy from Giveness World Records. They're like, okay, yeah,
she said, great shape for her age, but she's not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Doing even I'm sitting there going even. I can tell
you that's not.

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
A real push They're not what he push ups who
did properly push the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Ground I did. But what she was referring to earlier
about like not willing to back it up, uh Seedbaster
was referring to show uh Gina the proper push up form,
which I did.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
Yeah, yeah, he didn't know you did, but I but
you decided for reasons that I don't think I've ever
given you reason to think this that I was going
to engage in some sort of cameras for create.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Let me take a video. I said, no, dog, but
this is this is show content.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
We're literally just talking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Yeah, and then the other one like the things that
are more in depth. Whereas there you know, I'm gonna
will be a substitute teacher like that would take which
I think process.

Speaker 10 (01:11:52):
I know. I am currently in the application process from that.
In fact, I'm on their list. They have the district
I'm applying for has a new thing they just launched
day actually, so I have to go through some stuff there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
But that is in that is in process.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Sweet, I want to head of the class.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
I want you to change.

Speaker 10 (01:12:10):
I may now here's the thing is for this and
for another one of these long term projects. I may
need personal references, so I need you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
I'm down and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Kids very educational to happen, so we get we can
get bored, Yes, bored, can be bored. Would you be
a personal reference for Sea Bass?

Speaker 17 (01:12:31):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:12:33):
No, I'll say, but it would mean I would be
out of the studio all day boor because I'd be cool.

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
No, So you control people now, teach children, teach our youth.

Speaker 10 (01:12:46):
See this is why I didn't when I when I
did my personal references for being a big brother. I
went to my friend's girlfriends and no, because they they
had no reason. I need. My friends would screw with
me and like nah, So that's why I went to
my friend's girlfriend so like I would go to I

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don't know if Morgan would be a good like Gina
knows how to what to say.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Hey, I've done. Would you be a good reference for him?
I think so because I want this to happen, that's
what they want to. I would write the ruliest letter.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
Can we all submit our letters to the one he wants?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Probably a phone call?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Quite frankly, really, I know exactly what this is A
great chop with that you would, Yeah, because when stuff
like this vaginal stuff comes up, he explains things well,
and like when we talk about anything even remotely related
to chemistry, well that's because the pep tides and the
blah blah blah. I could I'll throw in peptides, I'll

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you know, amino acids and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
All right, it would be a great letter. I'm sorry, board,
I think we have two people already.

Speaker 17 (01:13:55):
I mean, if you guys want, I can still add
some and be like he really loves being around kids
all the time, the children, facts about the bodies, you know,
I mean that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I'm happy to say.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
He volunteers to be the bathroom scort.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
What did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
I walked down. Oh, I just walked out of the
studio like a few minutes ago. And Bort said, one
of these days, what do you say you're gonna do? Oh,
I'm gonna throw them out a window. Nice, but now
both the windows in ours floor don't really open.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Yeah, but we had the crying patio.

Speaker 17 (01:14:21):
Oh, don't worry, I'll figure out a way. Oh yeah,
it's called physics sea bass, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Yeah, he said he's gonna throw sea bass out of
a window. Model helping bundle help. Yeah. Ratings Bonanza so
bored off the table for references.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Yeah, but you had to be balanced with I just
did one recently for Randy reference.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
You gave a reference to Randy. Yeah, and he got
a new job. By the way, Randy didn't work at
the NFL anymore. He got a new job, sweet gig. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
I know, he wanted to go somewhere. Something was his reference,
and I knew how to balance it out perfectly, And he.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Wrote it for you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
I wrote it myself, So did it was?

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Who proved it myself? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Yeah, no, what I take my time, I'm okay, yeah,
I'm just like writing quickly and doesn't go well. Okay,
but yeah, but you have to be bounced because he
can't be all positive because then they know you're going
to be like a homer for that you what did
you say?

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
It was like a few negatives? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
What you?

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
What'd you sprinkling that wasn't quote positive? To bounce it out,
I said that he tries to take on too much
at once. You need to give him, you gotta you
gotta give him a clear avenue on what's.

Speaker 10 (01:15:39):
He lacks focused, like on his Diye, he's too obsessed
with perfection. Your key cards worked twenty four hours? Because
he might be there all right, you have to let
him know what's priority and what's not.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
So Randy, who used to work on this show left.
He got this job offer in the podcast department over
the NFL headquarters. NFL headquarters, right, and so he was
the he's been there for a number of years now, right. Yeah,
this entire time, I thought he was full time. He
was never full time, no benefits. I'm like, what the
hell's gone. They have that's like radio. They have like
a bajillion dollars over there. There's a lateral move, but

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we're at least giving people benefit, not great benefits.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
We weren't part time. He made more money than he
did here double.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
I mean you could make more.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
It's called for the position that he had.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But you would think
after all that, I thought for sure he had ended
up being like so wait, he worked at the NFL
for like four years and his forty time went down dramatically.
His what his guy getting because he's fat?

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Now, oh, well, have you been to their cafeteria at rules?

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Well, congratulations to Randy. That's a risky move going with
menace in the letter. It worked out for like whose
child wrote this.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Show?

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
All right, So we were talking about right before the
break he had that to one woman and and after
hours voicemail. She's just fed up with Sea Bass always
saying that whatever you do, other people's jobs are just easy.
You can do every profession in the world just so easily.
Ever said every profession a teacher, Yeah, well there's you know,

(01:17:17):
there are certain things like being a teacher that I
would just never want to do. I consider that to
be an undesirable job. And I wouldn't want to be
a nurse. I don't want to deal like a a
career that I would avoid, And that was that was
what career would you avoid even for double the pay?
Oh interesting? Yeah, so double the pay that you're getting

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right now, what would be a career that you would avoid?

Speaker 14 (01:17:41):
Teacher, you know, on on the on the heels of
nurse e MTA, Yeah, and all kinds of like first
responder stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
They are more hero, more of a hero than I
could ever be. I don't want to say, I would
say Copyeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
I'd rather be an em T than a cop. Really, yeah, yeah,
just because like I feel like everybody hates the cops.
I mean, I'm I don't I'm I'm a supporter of
the police, but like there's this hostility in the public. Yeah,
it's super Not only you're dealing with the bad guys,
you're dealing with like perfectly law abiding citizens you just

(01:18:18):
hate you like Greg, like me, like huge trader, you know.
But like so like that's you're up against not just
the bad guys, but you're up against everything else.

Speaker 6 (01:18:28):
And when you walk up to a house or even
a car. You have no idea what's waiting for you
on the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
What was the who was the point? Who's making that
point about why it's better to be a prison guard
the cops, you see, Yeah, because they say when you're
a prison guard, everybody you walk up to, you know,
is a criminal. You can be you know, you know,
you know what, you know what what you're dealing with,
especially in a prison, I get that, like they may

(01:18:54):
have a weapon, it's gonna be something homemade. They're not
going to shoot you per se, but like you know,
you're dealing with bad people where it's like you have
to go into every situation thinking like that. Yeah, if
you're a cop on the outside, I wish you could
take tours of prisons too. We should get them like
a public tour, like you go like, you know, tour

(01:19:15):
some like a museum. But you can do like the
ride along with the cop. I'm sure you can work
it out, Greg, I'm sure there's a prison to that
will give you a tour.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Get scared straight?

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Are you looking for hobbies or what?

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
I think it'd be fun to kind of taunt them
like ha ha, I'm free. Yeah, yeah, you know look,
you're too pretty for a tour. Yeah, you go in there, they'll.

Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
Be saying they're going to make you hold onto their pocket.

Speaker 10 (01:19:39):
Okay, I'm seeing here. They are offered. But you have
to have like an academic or professional reason, you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
Paper school.

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
I'm going to make this happens. I can.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
I can make this happen for us. You're a criminal
justice major court official. If you're a dignitary, people ask
those questions like what's the other movers? Oh? God, like
moving sucks, but imagine like, okay, so that's your job.
So you're gonna move today, and you're gonna move tomorrow,
and you're gonna move the day after that, and every

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day is a move.

Speaker 11 (01:20:13):
I could do the packing everything up, as long as
I'm not lifting heavy boxes every day. Yeah, wrapping all
the glasses and everything, organizing it, oh for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
And having someone stand over your show to be like,
don't break that. I'd be like, okay, I'll wrap.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
A double.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Okay, said one four.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Similar to Ginas, I'd never want to be a nine
to one to one dispatcher. Oh that, I kind of
would want the nuisance calls, but also the bad calls
that stay with you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
No thank you hunting ones.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Yeah. When people were asked that question, like what what
career would you avoid even for double to pay, the
number one answer was electrician. I thought was which I
thought was weird that the number one answer. Yeah. So
there's a guy that I know. I just know him
very well. I wouldn't even call him a friend, but
he does a lot of work for us if we
have any kind of electrical stuff. But this guy's been

(01:21:03):
doing it forever, and he's like, people don't realize how
beat up you get being an electrician, Like it takes
a physical toll on your back. You're crawling around spaces,
under spaces, in between things. And not to mention, I'm
sure any ever electrician has gotten to been zapped at
least once.

Speaker 17 (01:21:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Oh yeah, it's dangerous huh Yeah, but I wouldn't think
it would because it's good pay. Yeah skill. Yeah. Rufer
also number two on the list. But Rufer, I would
never want to do that. It would be kind of cool. Yeah,
unless it's winter, summer, summer, any of that skyscraper window cleaner,

(01:21:45):
great double it could be fifty times a pay. I
wouldn't do it. Yeah. See, now I think it looks cool.
I'd like to go out on one of those things
like one and ride up and down on the like.
I think it'd be super cool, especially those big giant
ones like you see like in New York.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
I think there's places you can do that as well.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
It'd be cool. Can you do a tour of the
window cleaning? But I don't want to do something too
cold or windy or rainy? A meat packing plant worker.

Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
That's the wrong the rendering facility, I could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Because you don't have to keep them alive.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Power line worker, Yeah, I had a buddy I got
fried doing that. Uh. Coal miner yeah. Commercial fishermen, yeah,
you hear about that a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Do you ever watch those like on Instagram reels or
chip talk? Oh A lot of them don't come back
because it's so dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
I'm thinking like the jobs that I would think that
people would say would be more like I don't want
to be the guy who cleans out the porta potties
or or what about the tax preparer, Like you're an
account and all you do is tax is? Oh? Yeah,
the man those guys they have, I say, with the
guy that does mine and he has like this whole program.

(01:23:00):
It's on a turbo taxt thing, but it's like his
own proprietary whatever. You can knock these things out, but
still it'll flag certain things like if there's like a
you know more so you just kind of follow up
on it. And I got to figure, like, for as
long as it takes for him to do my taxes
would take me way longer. He's getting paid pretty well.
Like if you break it out.

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
By the hour, yeah, and it's tax seasons.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Yeah, and you got that season for the rest of
you got what he's text has done. All right, Now
let's do genius text. It's just the same thing. Yeah,
I mean it'd be busy, but because it's something that
people anything that people don't want to do for themselves,
if you're willing to do it, you could probably make
some really good money.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Oh yeah, Well, and think about like how we talked
about like plumbers on quote unquote Brown Friday.

Speaker 10 (01:23:48):
Nobody wants to do that or hell no, it's gotten
to the point where people who put up Christmas lights
make a ton of money. Yeah, because no one wants
to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Yeah, because it sucks als. So this is that same
guy that electric This is the guy was telling me
about who he had that business in high school. Oh right,
the same guy. That's how he started doing like, you
know this kind of stuff. Now he does the Christmas lights. No,
he did it when he was a kid. He was
a teenager, and he was clear. He'd hire like he
had five crews going at one point.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Because he built it up over the course of you know,
like a handful of years, from the year that he
started driving all the way through when he you know,
finally got out of like his apprenticeship with the electricians.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
Thing, got the entrepreneurial spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so this guy was clearing after
paying because he was just a bunch of his friends,
his high school friends who would do this. He'd pay them.
This kid is clearing like sixty grand that's insane over
the course of what two months twice. Yeah, and he's
got a brand new truck. He was the only kid
who had like a brand new truck that he paid for. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:24:46):
I saw some video online with some kid who was
literally eighteen years old started a just a pressure washing business. Yeah,
he's making six figures anywhere. I don't go to school
for one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Yea oil rig worker. I've heard about that. Yeah, I
would do that. You would the ones out in the ocean.

Speaker 10 (01:25:01):
I would do the ones because like like the ones
on the Gulf where you're it's like it's one week on,
two weeks off. I think, so, yeah, you're first off,
you're with a bunch of bros for weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Brought out.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
Cigarette.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Talking about adition.

Speaker 10 (01:25:16):
I had a a girl friend whose boyfriend did that
with in Alaska. Some wait what you had a girlfriend
a friend girls? Yeah, a friend girl whose boyfriend and yeah,
he he would be gone for quite a bit of
time and he'd be back and he's dude, they would
do it, well, let's go to the Grand Canyon for
a week, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
And he had a ton of cash. Okay. Yeah. Like
my uh my one uncle was a cop and then
I had, you know, my sister's a nurse. And like
those schedules where they get like three days on, four
days off, four days on, three days off. That sounds
kind of cool, but yeah, whatever, you're already at work,

(01:25:53):
Like once you're already there and you're you're going like
you can go for another you know, handful of hours.
If you're gonna get four days off a year away
from your wife and kids, three days on, three days on.
That's pretty good. Logger made the list. Heard about that
being super dangerous steel worker number ten, and then a
security officer at number eleven. Man, I see these guys

(01:26:16):
who are quote security officers. You don't even do anything.
You want to watch videos on your phone. Oh exactly,
you're watch your Netflix all the time. You're sitting in
a booth. Yeah, every one while, I got to do
a round and my name, and you're not asked to
actually fight anybody. You can't. You know, most of time
you're not allowed to.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
I went to an event yesterday and this guy he's
supposed to be helping the crosswalk as well as being
a security guard watching a video on his phone, just
leaning against the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
All right. Legitimate question on the text says, come on, guys,
calling paramedics e mts is idiotic. You wouldn't compare your
doctor to a nurse assistant. Settle down, honestly, hold on, honestly, question,
it's not the same thing. Now, I know, I like
there's a level to it, but subtle down, buddy, Oh
we get it. I really had no idea that there

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was even a level.

Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
Apparently paramedics undergo more extensive training than E. M.

Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
T's right, Like, there's like fifteen different levels of nurse
and I get that that we should talk about each one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
To break it down. This is going to be new
informat and I had no I.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
Didn't know medical first responder a hole. That's what we're
talking about in general.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
I mean, okay, yeah, I'm not going to lash out.
I mean okay, yeah, everybody calm down, get it, Dick.
I can't take a break more woody shows. Next thing on.

(01:27:45):
I have a story involving a fun accent. All right,
it's a woman in Australia. Why well, she called the
cops that she realized greg that a very venomous tiger
snake was crawling up her egg while she was driving
down the freeway. Crash, which crash, just die on purpose?

(01:28:09):
I drive right into a poll. Here is the fella
who caught the snake. He works for the Melbourne Snake
Control Melbourne. Yeah Melbourne, good on.

Speaker 19 (01:28:19):
Harghly venomous. They definitely don't want to muck around with him.
Get the life out of her and she managed to
pull the car over. They were pretty panicked as well,
so they're not a fan of snakes either, you're considering
the circumstances extremely lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Yeah, you don't want you don't want to muck with it.
That Sheila didn't muck with it. It's a little ops speak.
I've noticed that too. Yeah, yeah, Australian ups speake.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
I would call the cops though with the snake situation.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Well that's their animal control. Maybe called the same number
for everything, correct.

Speaker 19 (01:28:52):
Because you don't around venus. They definitely don't want to
muck around with them. Get the life out of her.
And she managed to pull the car over pretty panicked
as well. So I'll get in on a fan of Nike,
say all you, considering the circumstances extremely lucky, extra, just get.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
One of those little claw things from the dollar store.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Yeah, easy, grab it? Right, you pull over with a
snake and you're like, walk into the dollar store you
get a claw. Excuse me, do you have anything for
this classic little claw grabbers killing? She's going full the
Woody Show. We'll return the Woody shoe. All right, Welcome back, everybody.

(01:29:36):
It is Monday morning. It's December the two. Today's Cyber Monday.
Of course, about Cyber Monday, it's oh, Greg National Fritter Day, Yes,
Frank's favorite and apple. Will you allow yourself an apple fritter,
like for like Christmas or something.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
No, not anymore. I haven't had a fritteran that's say,
even like like one time, like a special occasion, maybe
a quarter of a quarter. It's a bartender appreciation day.
I appreciate that it's National mutt Day. Today it's National
Skip school Day. But why would you skip school after
you just had some time off for a holiday and menace?

(01:30:18):
Today is Special Education Day.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Shout to special education.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
All right, some entertainment stuff for you. I'm sure you
saw something about this story, but that mess is so crazy.
Elton John says he's lost vision in his right eye. Yeah,
he said he can barely see anything anymore. Yeah, so
months back he had a severe eye infection just continues
to be a problem. Probably had some guy farting in
his face, Yeah, more than likely. Yeah, he's really into it.
Oh yeah it's John. She fought in me face.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Hot like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Oyle Rock.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
I've got an infection. They get pink eye that way.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
But just retired.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
And now, look, okay, that's where I was really kind
of going with this because he said. He has be
able to see right for four months. He says double
sucks because his left eye, the working one already wasn't
the greatest before the infection. He says, I can't see anything.
I can't read anything, I can't watch anything. Oh that's awful. Yeah,
it's like so I was thinking kind of the same
thing Menace was of. You know, these guys who retire,

(01:31:19):
they yeah, and then all of a sudden, all of
a sudden, that's when all these health things pop up.
Of course, you're getting older. I'm talking like, within a
couple of weeks of a retirement, all of a sudden,
these things happen. And some super cool hip hop news.
Drake has filed a lawsuit against Universal Music Group, accusing
them of taking Kendrick Lamar's side in their rap battle

(01:31:41):
by paying Spotify to inflate his numbers, and Universal Music
Group says that's not true. This could be the least interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
Are they both figured out? Are they both under Universal?

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
I have no idea, but who cares? Like there is
that song that's been a really big all year? Was it?

Speaker 16 (01:32:01):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
Like us? It's the most midass song. It's not even
a good song. It's just that people got so caught
up in this drama over the whole thing. Another really
cool hip hop news, Offset and his boys got into
a brawl in Paris with the crew of a French
rapper named Gazo.

Speaker 13 (01:32:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Apparently he paid Offset for a video shoot, but it
didn't go the way he wanted it to Wayne Knight,
who played Jerry's nemesis newman On Seinfeld has lost over
one hundred pounds. Whoa, and he says it's affecting his work.
He can't get any Oh, and he's convinced that it's
because he's thinner. Now he's probably right. Yeah, I mean,

(01:32:41):
he's definitely right. He told TMZ. It takes time for
people to accept you as you are, and then they
find out whether or not you could still do the
things without being fat.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
Yeah, we hear about that a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
He's not too worried, though, he said, quote, it just
is what it is. Now. I got a picture.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
I want to see this.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I think he looks madically different. I mean he looks different. Yeah,
he looks a little. He looks way better.

Speaker 13 (01:33:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
Yeah, he doesn't look crazy different now at all.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
No, But if you are, if your whole career you're
known as the funny fat guy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Now you're not well. You also have a signature look,
and I think like very odd looking. Like if you
showed me the picture though, the after picture that we
have here, I would go, who is that?

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
It's a little different?

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Yeah, because like your your face changes the most. At
least it doesn't look ancient. They usually you lose a
ton of weight. You look so true. True.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
Going back to the Drake and Lamar thin they are
under the same label.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Oh hell no, I see.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Maybe Drake has a point like why you paint for
my demise? And finally here for you dorks out there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Marvel has been getting some mileage out of pushing out
the comics that reach into the franchises of twentieth century,
with like you know, Alien and Predator getting the most attention.
These projects have also involved a few crossover books that
they've gotten love from fans. So reportedly, one crossover book
that's in the works involves a major Marvel a lister.
We're talking spider Man. Coming next year will be a

(01:34:10):
title that sees Peter Parker in the crosshairs of Predator.
They're gonna do like a Predator versus Spider man, Like,
why would Predator be mad at Spider Man? I would
have never put those together. This is just just reeks
of money grab Well, yeah, of course this comes after
the most recent adventure between Predator and Black Panther. Okay, yeah,

(01:34:32):
I don't look man when it comes to the dork news. Yeah,
you can't get any kind of explanation out of me
because I really don't know. And finally doesn't get more
metal than this. Fender is releasing a line of fiftieth
anniversary Hello Kitty Guitar's Menace. Yeah, badass, that's cop some Yeah,

(01:34:53):
who doesn't want a Hello Kitty guitar? What little girl
wouldn't want?

Speaker 15 (01:34:57):
That?

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Very popular?

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
I haven't I haven't heard you say anything about it.
Did you fall off a Hello Kitty?

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
I don't know. What do they have recently that I saw?
I think Costco had like a scooter for sale.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Yeah, that's the latest Hello Kitty news that I know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
You still seem to be going as hard these days
for Hello Kitty as you did at one point.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
I mean there hasn't been a lot of news. I
mean there's the cafes that are popping up everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Yeah, But my point is though, like the there was
a time not that long ago. Greg remember he was
even downplaying his obsession with Hello Kitty. No, that's my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
And then we got a we got a call from
one of the local TV reporters. But I guess she
was going to a Hello Kitty convention of some kind
the cover for the news and he heard about that,
called her up and said, hey, can you pick me up?
And she had all the stuff that she was keeping
in her trunk to give to Menace and she got
She's liked, can you tell Menes to please come get
this stuff Hell Kitty stuff. Yeah, come get all this

(01:35:51):
Hello Kitty stuff out of here so we can all right,
time for the birthday, a fake we're gonna shiver day.
We're gonna sit patag. He was like, it's Shiday, and
you know, we don't do what. Starting with the celebrities,
Happy birthday to Aaron Rodgers, who's about to be unemployed.

(01:36:13):
He's forty one years old today. Something tells me nobody
will be at his birthday party. He's a strange from
his family. He's just a weirdo. Maybe just Pat McAfee,
that's he'll be at.

Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
His birthday weird.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Britney Spears is forty three, Menace get Horny, Nelly Forertato,
it's their birthday MESSI is weird. Obsession with Nellie Fortani.
I'm a big fan. I love Nelly. Nelly Fortado is
forty six, Lucy Lou is fifty six. Charlie Pooth, the
singer he had that song see You Again when What's

(01:36:45):
his Face? Died from Fast and Furious with Whiz Kleva. Yeah,
he's thirty three. Mike Casellis, the Tennis Hall of Famer,
is fifty one, and Stephen Bauer, who was oviy On Ray, Donovan,
Manny Ray and Scarface. He is sixty eight. For one
hell of a Birthday Next year's right your porn of
Birthday Today is Sarah Vendella and Today's Birthday Girl. She's

(01:37:07):
handled more packages than an Amazon delivery drive her Over
the Holidays, one thirty seven, Fine Films and All Girls
Squirt Party. Yeah, she was in This is not a drill.
It's a drill though, amazing, but her real calling seems
to be the back door stuff. Oh yeah, you can
see her in anal Pleasure for a dirty cheater. Also

(01:37:30):
enter her exit volume two. She was in Hey, sis,
let's try anal volume one? Oh yes, who can forget
her unforgettable rolling but whole adventures?

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
Yeah the best.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
Sarah Vendela, who is forty one years old today, And
that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Monday morning. Look who is happening in the
world of entertainment here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
All Right, that's gonna do it for this Monday Morning everybody. Yeah,
get the full show podcast is set up the woodieshow
dot com. Today The Weekend Cheers and Jeers also got
the nominees for the Woody Show Employee the Month. If
you still have a suggestions somebody, you think you should
win it for the month of November. I know we're
into December officially, but we had the last few days

(01:38:19):
of last month off, so still looking for your help.
Will announce that winter tomorrow Factor Fiction Things that sound
like bs but are actually pretty real. Gina had some
really interesting stuff there and coming up for you tomorrow.
Adam Ray comedian Adam Ray will be here cool. He's
been doing this whole thing where he dresses up his
doctor Phil. He's got a new special. It's on Netflix.

Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
R a lot of surprises in there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
Yeah, you can. You can check that out. But he'll
be on the show tomorrow that and more Tuesday, including
a Tuesday takeover. Menace is gonna try something that he's
been pitching in our meetings forever and we're finally gonna
let him try it and we'll see how you guys are.
I'm not gonna tell you what it is yet. You'll
have to tune in tomorrow to fine out anything you
got for us. In the meantime, you can leave on

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Ye yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
Feminists wear nose rings because no one will put one
on their finger.

Speaker 8 (01:39:24):
Hot.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
I don't know if I like it just because it
is funny by itself, but I just also know how
Greg feels about nose rings.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
O uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
It's like the worst thing known to humankind. It's the
worst to Greg. It's the worst choice anybody could ever make. Okay,
in their entire life.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
You'll die on that hill.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
I will. Yeah, all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
SMD double M quit