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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dude to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion,
is it.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Lies the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Wednesday. It's December fourth,
twenty twenty four. Welcome, thank you for being here. We
are the Woody Show. I'm Woody.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That's Greg Gory. Good morning, there's Menace. What's up, Woody.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Good morning to you, Hi, and a good day to
Gina grand Good day to you. We have Sammy, we
got Sea Bass, Borts and Caroline are here you and
they're thinking.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The Woody Show production department. Morgan is here.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
She's our associate producer, Vaughan, our video producer on the
job today. Phones are open for you eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie. You can hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven. Of course,
all the trending news headlines. One of the headlines today,
one of the headlines one of the holidays today today
is Dice Day, Oh nice, which I'm sure is like,
(01:31):
you know, you used to play craps and stuff. Huh,
But we're gonna do something with Andrew Dice Clay nice. Yeah,
one of our favorites. Hell yeah, I mean I love Diceye,
we're gonna have that for you. That's coming up a
little at Lanta. We got the entertainment news, we got
Birthday's porn and Birthday all happening today here on The
Woody Show. With the Christmas holiday coming up, Sammy's in
(01:53):
different Christmas sweaters every day. Are you watching Christmas movies
and shows? Is you like exclusive to that at this
point of the year.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
And I just watched the new Lindsay Lohan one I
was on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
It was good. It was better than Falling for Christmas.
She did very well and it was a good movie.
Speaker 8 (02:10):
I recommend it nice.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Did you watch Falling for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Everybody?
Speaker 8 (02:13):
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Awesome.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
That was her new movie last year. That was kind
of her big comeback one. And now she just did this.
Speaker 9 (02:20):
One wish I had some problems with. She looks really good.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Oh yeah, she's had a full glow up.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah. We've talked about it. Sam.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
You know, I thought you're talking about the new movie
this year.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh no, not the new one.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Oh okay, yeah, well, because I mean I know that
over Thanksgiving they had the twenty four Hours of a
Christmas Story. I think we watched that probably two and
a half time.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
I that movie. We even went to the musical You Did.
That was great.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's where I draw the line.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I know, like I like back to the future, I'm
never going to back to the future of the musical we went,
You went, You said it sucked.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
Eh, the kid loved it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You said it sucked.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Yeah, but this is meat. Kid's like a lot of
dumb stuff, spicky way of getting the kid into theater.
I'm like, oh, you love the movie, We'll go see
the music.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah. It doesn't really to work out that way.
Speaker 10 (03:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
What was my favorite about some Christmas movie and music trivia?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yes, what's Ralphie's dad's name in a Christmas store?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Does anybody know? I have no idea old man picture?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah all right, he's never actually given a name, just
referred to as the old man.
Speaker 11 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I got that fun fact from Woody, So.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Get back Mariah Carries. All I Want for Christmas is You.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That came out in ninety four but didn't hit number
one until twenty nineteen. Oh wow, really Yeah, So it's
weird because I think it was on one of those Uh,
what's it called.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
There was a very special Christmas. They had these out.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
That's where like run DMC Christmas in Hollis that was
on there. That Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, so it was out
for a while.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I thought that was an instant hit. I thought everybody
loved it right from jump.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
In the original script for the Santa Claus with Tim Allen,
Santa doesn't die from falling off Tim Allen's roof. He
dies because Tim Allen's character shoots him.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
My god.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
In the original script, during rehearsals on Home Alone, Joe
Peshy bit mcaulay Culkin hard enough to break his skin.
Oh wow, he got really into the role. Yeah, seriously, method, Well,
I wasn't trying to hit on him. Well, why what
else would you bite somebody? Christmas movie and music trivia,
It's a Wonderful Life, which everybody sees is just this classic.
It was a big time flop when it came out,
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was released in nineteen forty six, became a classic though.
It entered the public domain in nineteen seventy four and
TV stations just started airing it.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You never seen it there was cheap programming. Yeah, you've
never seen it? Wow, is that the one where he
careful what you wish for?
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Yeah, I wish I'd never been born. Yeah, every time.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That line.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I know West Virginia Broadcasting Company, and they initially banned
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus from the Air too
naughty when it came out in nineteen in the nineteen fifties,
because they thought Mommy was cheating with Santa instead of
kissing her husband in a Santa suit.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, they are abandoned.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Bad Santa has the most naughty language of any Christmas movie.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
That's one of the funniest movies.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Is so funny fifty five.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, a Charlie Brown Christmas helped kill the aluminum tree
business and just also just a fake tree business in general,
because thanks to Charlie's determination to get a real tree,
people went out and got real trees.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Nice lou Monts.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Dominic the Donkey, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I love that song. My brother's name is Dominic, so we.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
All do.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
The Italian Christmas donkey La.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
La la la.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You know what, that's the best.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
You have to listen to us.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
They rather love it every time he's saying it.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, that song is financed by the Gambino Crime Family
now and then here, I'll give you one more in
uh see twenty eighteen survey, sixty two percent of Americans
do not think that Diehard is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
There the majority of conal debate it's not a Christmas movie.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Just because it takes place over Christmas does not make
it a Chris Christmas Vacation is a Christmas movie. A
Christmas story is a Christmas movie. It's a dumb argument.
This is pineapple on pizza. This is a hot dog
as a sandwich. Yeah, this is all those other dumb
arguments that you hear debated all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
And people who toilet set up, toilet seat down, people
are just trolling you when they say it is exactly.
They just want to argue.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Eight seven seven forty four. What's the phone number? Hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven more? What he shows next?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Hang on the Woody Show? What is show? Podcast listeners?
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Huge news?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What's up? Everybody? It's Venice.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
This Saturday, I'll be at Slavacito and Santa Ana, California
from noon to three pm doing a bunch of giveaways.
They're doing a collaboration with Star Wars it's massive. I'll
see you there, but if you can't make that, the
very next day, Sunday in Buena Park at Rock and Bruise,
I'm doing a watch party with TCL televisions from five
to seven pm and I'm giving away a ninety eight
(07:19):
inch TCL television lost a ton of more giveaways. We'll
see you this Saturday, December seventh at Suaveacito from noon
to three, and then Sunday for that massive TCL television
giveaway at Rock and Bruise from five to seven pm
in Buena Park. December eighth is back and we are
into another new ounce, Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
On this Wednesday morning, it is December fourth, twenty twenty four.
I'm whatdy, that's Greg Gorey. Hi, Menace is here?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
What is up?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I totally thought it was Thursday, by the way you did.
It took me a while kind of did too, Yeah
you did.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
And then I have to get all morning today Tuesday.
Really wow, So I'm pleasantly surprised that it's Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I was square in the middle of the week Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, let's move it along. I got some fun weekend plans.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Nice what are you doing.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I'm going to uh the Penguins game with some buddies,
and then he's going to the Steelers game on Sunday
with my friends and uh my dad and stepmom. Nice
not bringing my son because he's, uh, he's grounded from
Super Sports Weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I always do like a Super Sports.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Weekend where go see the Penguins and the Steelers in
the same weekend. But yeah, it's gonna be cool because
I think on I think on Saturday night, we're going
like down to the locker room after the game.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Cool, and we're gonna get go see Sydney Crosby.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Which is cool because my buddy that I'm going with
this is the guy who is like locked with the NHL,
and so I think we're also gonna go see Austin
Matthews because they're playing the Maple leagu and so he's
friends with Austin Matthews. And then also one of the
guys we're going with is Crosby's agent.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh cool.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah, so we're sitting in their suite, which is cool.
I'm imagining that's pretty nice, rare. Yeah, so I megacyited
about that, and then the game on Sunday, you know,
I'm sure that was cool. You know, get to go
with my dad and stepmom and can we talk about
why your son is grounded? Uh well, I mean, you know,
(09:31):
he was doing some inappropriate stuff and yeah, teenage teenage
boy things and and whatever, and then he had a
bad attitude with his mom and.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well there you go.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
They disrespect sounds like the one to miss though. Man.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
My question though, is you know, now that he's a teenager,
does he want to even go on that kind of trip?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Oh yeah he does. Oh yeah, yeah. The kid's sports crazy.
Oh yeah yeah, and that's his number one sport and
obviously the way that we're going this time, and you know,
pretty yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh man, I'm gonna rub it in.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
So yeah, cave at the last minute, are you no?
Because a lot do that? Because okay, because I scared
your straight No?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Because uh so, on Monday, I'll do the show from
our our radio station in Pittsburgh, and then on Tuesday,
Menace and I will be in Dallas. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
So it's like, what am I gonna do with him
after the stop? But for the games?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Right, yeah, he's a teenager.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Ground I'm not going to do that, and he's got
school and there's very little school left before you know, holiday.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Bright, probably finals and stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I can't rub stuff in your kids faces. What's the point.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
What's the point of a parent?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Exactly? Especially when they mess up. You're like, I could
have been here, brother, we learn Yeah, here, let me
get a picture with Sidney Crosby. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
My god, I was gonna say, I'm sure he's going
to be a barrel of laps with your wife this weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Hey, hey, son, you know you recognize this face, don't you.
Oh that's Austin Matthews.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Heard of him here? Remember that?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. I like it.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Do you think he'll have more of an attitude though?
Now after this?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
No better or not?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Well, I just meet with you rubbing it in and
you know he's gonna be upset.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Well, hopefully he learned from this.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
By the way, uh, for all the parents out there,
I heard about this, this tactic, and I've employed it,
and it's great because you know, in the moment, when
your kids do something, you know, you know what, then
you're grounded from Hey, no more video game, no more phone,
no more you can't go outside with your friends to fortnite. Yeah,
you can't do that sleepover on Saturday, and you're throwing
(11:49):
stuff out right in the heat of the moment. So,
especially when it's something that they were asked to do
and they're like no, you go all right, and you don't.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Even fight them.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Nope, right, you don't argue, you don't yell or what
because you're the parent. And then what you do is
the next time they want or need something, you just
go no, I don't want to, and that's it. They go, hey,
remember yesterday, remember two days ago, and I asked you
blah blah blahlah blah, and you said no, I want to.
Well guess what that goes both ways. I don't want to.
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They don't know when or what it is. They just
thinking in the moment, like, man, what could it end
up being? Because whatever it is they're going to want
to do, they're going to really want to do in
that moment. You say something now it might not be
important to them in that moment, yea, And man does
that work?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:31):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's great because there's no arguing, there's no yelling.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
It's a I'll remember that exactly right, exactly right.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Like, hey, remember three months ago, and.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
Trust me, don't want something within the hour.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Oh yeah, not that long. I got an update on
Morgan in her prison pen pal thing suitors all her posts,
something about how you know she sent that you resent
the letter?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I did him another letter?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh nice, and we got to return to sender says
in his stamp on it says no longer in custody.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I guess he's a longer locked up.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
I still thinks you're a bach for never writing him.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Back, and I feel so bad about it. You wrote
a very nice letter. I did open it up and
read it.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
You read her mail, she handed it to me, all right.
What does it say that this.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Letter makes it to you? Because remember she had sprayed
perfume on it.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, no, you can't do that. So thirsty. I came
across your letter the other day and I thought of you.
Hope you're doing well seeing here in jail. I hope
you're doing well and your spirits are high. Stay up.
I no longer work at the other radio station. I'm
in the same building, but with the WOODI show.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Bring him here.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'm trying to get listeners.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
What the heck?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But enough about me.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
Are you.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
Got to mention I put in sticker. I put a
Whitis show sticker in there, and a cart and art sticker.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
Yeah, you're gonna get that sent back because there's drugs
on the other side of the But I I felt.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
Bad once I put in the mail because I'm like, hmmm,
that kind of out of touch. Putting like a narc
sticker and a thing to a guy in jail called marketing. Yeah,
also it's called getting listeners.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Putting the sticker in general, getting sent back says when
I found your letter, I noticed it was dated twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Crazy, it's been three years since then. I'm sure time
flies by when you're in jail.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I miss you both.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
The time is passing quickly for you as it is enjoyable,
and it's as enjoyable as possible. Smiley face, I'm so sweet,
so nice. Yeah, maybe he's intentionally dropping the soap. All right,
love to heart it back from you and about how
you're doing cheering for you always heart Morgan, Morgan, you're.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
Getting murdered, embarrassing, you're getting married, obviously not because he's out,
So yeah, that's to him.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
I think the sticker thing was kind of dumb. Can
I share the other dumb thing that you did the
other day when you're telling me about Okay, so she
bought some ray Ban metaglasses, right, and she's like, oh,
I don't want to I don't want to get them
sent to my house because they might get stolen. And
she goes, I'm getting prescriptions, so I'm going to send
them to lens Crafters. And then she goes, I really
want to get them, but they're getting sent to lens
(15:21):
Crafters when lens Crafters is closed.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Okay, all right, you know you can buy them at
lens Crafters.
Speaker 10 (15:27):
Right, Yeah, well I got the whole Black Friday things.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
So anyway, so she's getting them sent to this place
and she's like, I really want them because we're going
to go to a power Slap ten this UFC power
Slap stuff and I want to use them there. She goes,
but the place is closed on Thursday. I'm like, that's
really weird that the lens Crafters closed on Thursday. She's like, yeah,
they're closed on Thursdays, and go that doesn't sound right.
(15:51):
I would go there and say that, you know, you
really need them. Well she's like, oh, never mind. I
printed out and that was just for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Oh yeah, last week I printed out the hours of
the place and the address because you know old and
then yeah, I was like, why are they closed on Thursdays?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That sucks. Yeah. Here's the other thing.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
It's not a simple thing putting the lenses in these metaglasses.
So when you get them at lens Craft, they have
to send them back to wherever it is so they
can because they have to. There's so much wiring and
everything else inside the glasses.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
It takes a minute. What the heck, I can't just
put them on.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
I mean I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But with no prescription. No, no, no, no, don't. I didn't
get prescription. I can see just fine. Oh okay, Why
would you send the lens.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Crafters because they sell them there and she didn't want
to an address to her house?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, would either get them to my house or lens Crafters.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
I was like, no, no, she was saying there was
also like a Black Friday sale.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Right, yeah, which is why I did it online instead
of going in person.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
But why send it to lens Crafters. I don't know.
In the moment, I wasn't I.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Understand you bought them online for the Black Friday sale. Yeah,
but then you don't want them to get stolen from
your house, so you send them to a random business.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Well they're they're a distributors, and I understand, but you buy.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Them there, like, yeah, it doesn't make sense now that
we're explaining it.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Yeah, say, you wouldn't get the discount if you bought
them at the store.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
I probably would have now that I think about it,
but in the moment I would.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Trying to help you know, like.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
You didn't buy it on the lens crafter website, right, No, no, okay,
So why what does les Star with any of it?
Why send the prescription your local vape shop. Yeah, that's
thank you Starbucks the ball.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, exactly, send it to a donut chop that's open
twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
They literally sell these things everywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Just send them to prison Patrick gets them. Yeah, I
just don't know why. Incredibly random.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, why would you decide to send them just because
they sell glasses?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Well, and why do they want to be the middle man?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Right?
Speaker 9 (17:48):
I was just caught up with you printed out their schedule,
which is weird, and then he thought they were closed
on Thursdays.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
I didn't even think about all that at of the story.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, it's definitely not. Oh my god, well pile on.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
What else anyone got anything's good? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
All right? Send it to twenty four hour seven like
Mini Mark.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah right, yeah, exactly, someone's away there, you know what,
someone's ally to the airport.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Yeah, send it there, twenty four hours to day.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Send it to the police station. Hotel.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Random hotel.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Are you staying there, ma'am, No, you can't. I just
had my mail delivered here.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
That's all you can get mail delivered to a hotel
if you're staying there.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yeah, I'll try it out. Yeah, so go ahead, book
a room. It's incredibly random, so weird. All right? More
what he shows next?
Speaker 9 (18:33):
I think there's some snannigans going on.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
The Woody Show's back, all right, Gina Grab What are
some of the trending news headlines today?
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Well, South Korean president yunsuck you'll declared unsuck, you'll d
declared emergency martial law yesterday after accusing the country's opposition
party of sympathizing with North Korea Johnny crack.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
But what was that for, Boys of the Hood. Yeah,
just watched that what's his name?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh h, I'm sorry, un suck yo, suck yo, thank
you your babies.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
In the house. But in a few hours after the announcement,
they stormed the chamber and demanded that martial law be lifted,
and they did. Yeah. The opposition party argued that the
whole martial law thing was unconstitutional and that it goes
against the people here in the US. We're just kind
of monitoring the situation and we'll see what happens, you know,
(19:34):
figure out, figure it out. A grandmother in Pennsylvania went
missing while looking for her cat.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I saw that, dude, didn't She fall into a sinkhole?
Speaker 8 (19:43):
They think They think she fell into this really deep
sinkhole that's tied to an abandoned coal mine. Search crews
were able to get down there, but they haven't found her.
They're hoping she is sad, hoping she found an air
pocket somewhere. Sure, yeah, she'll be fine. Rescuers doing everything
they can it will continue searching as long as it's
safe for them to do so. So good luck, grandma.
(20:05):
That is really tough.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
That's the official word. We hope she found an air
poppd airpot. She doesn't have every bone in her body broken.
I know how far did she fall?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
And we're happy to look for I mean, if we're cool,
but if not, you know, sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Looking for a cat, right, Greg? I mean, we're just
talking about this the other day. We were It's they're
not even a dime a dozen. It's like a dime
for two dozen, dare you.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I don't hate cats, but I'm not going to risk
my life going out to find one.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
I mean true, that is kind of their fault. They
kind of take care of themselves. Yeah, I hope the
cat found an air pocket well. Eminem's mom, Debbie Nelson,
passed away on Monday night after lung cancer. She was
sixty nine years old. Her diagnosis was first revealed in September,
but according to reports at the time, she didn't have
that long to live. Debbie sued Eminem. I'm sure you
(20:51):
guys remember this for defamation nineteen ninety nine, one of
the great stories. Oh yeah, for the song cleaning up
My closet that you know, referred to her many times.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I'd just set it all my lawsuits and a few demis,
that's the one.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
And apparently the details of how they ended up are crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
So again one of my favorite stories. So she goes
sues him for eleven million dollars. Okay, I was reading
about this. ABC News had a whole article. Ye, So
she sues him eleven million dollars for defamation. The judge
rules in her favor.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Okay, but she.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Only got granted twenty five thousand of the eleven million
dollars to drop off that she asked for, and ultimately,
after lawyer's fees, she walked away with sixteen hundred dollars. Wow,
that's what they say, Like, the only people that win
in lawsuits are the lawyers.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Lawyers, they're best friends, they're working together.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, because you're gonna get whatever your settlement is, Like
eleven million dollars becomes in this case, twenty five thousand dollars, right,
one hundred thousand dollars becomes ten thousand dollars, and then
out of that you pay your lawyer's fees.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
You know, Oh my god. So many of these settlements
are just symbolic, you know, yeah, right, they're never realistic. Yeah,
eleven million becomes she walks away with sixteen hundred dollars. Yeah,
and the very damaged relationship. I mean, you know, she
was just nice to him. He really helped her out.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
Yeah, she would have made way more money if she
has just been cool.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
Well, apparently over time the two made attempts to mend
their fences, and Eminem even apologize for their strained relationship.
But I don't think it went very far, did any good.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
In Manhattan, jury is deliberating in the trial of Daniel Penny.
He's the former marine charge with manslaughter for the choke
hold death of Jordan Neely on New York subway last
year in May. I'm sure you heard about this. Penny
claims he was protecting other passengers from Neely's threatening behavior,
while prosecutors say a choke hold was excessive force. Case
has sparked a ton of debate about self defense and
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the treatment of homeless people. The jury's still going over
the evidence. No outcome just yet.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
That kind of feel all or nothing, right, Like, if
there's somebody threatening whatever, your response to of that should
just be whatever, Like, well, if they're threatened to kill you,
then you should be allowed to respond in the same way. Well,
people feel physically threatened, right, and they go, oh, well
that was successive. Some guy pulls a gun on a
store owner, we've seen these before. The store owner responds,
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but he shot him too many times?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
In response, like, the guy came in with a gun
with where you can only assume the intent to kill him. Correct, Yeah,
so this is where why else would you have the gun?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
If you ever take a gun training class, you know
they say you don't you shoot to kill? Because you don't,
you're not gonna, Well, I'm gonna aim for their leg.
I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot the gun.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Out of their hand.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Like, that's not the way it works, like if you're
gonna go that directly. So once that line has been crossed,
whether it's one or a billion times, I don't care.
If this guy's on the train, he's threatening people, physically
threatening people, you know, to kill you or whatever, and
somebody chokes him death.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Who cares?
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yeah, I don't care. Well.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
And one of the key pieces of evidence apparently the
guy was still alive after the choke hold and then
he died.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Yeah, it's it's it's a mess, and I think it's
going to set a precedent. So we will watch and
see where the jury goes with that.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
But if I'm on the jury again, I'm sitting there going. Yeah.
I know, man, if only that could have been avoided, right,
And I don't think it's on the on the side
of Daniel Penny to be avoided. I think if only
we want people like people watch these videos all the
time where people are getting rolled and everything else, and
then you go and all these people are just walking by,
like does nobody failing it to help this woman? Yeah,
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who's getting her ass kicked right on the street. And
there was like sorry walking by, like nobody got involved.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I mean I can't totally blame people that don't want
to get involved. No, but the people who do, let's
not bring them the court. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
He didn't just randomly pick this guy, pull him off
the pull him off the seat of the subway car
and then choke him out to death.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Yeah. And like Greg said, it wasn't like one, two three,
take a nap, You're dead. It was a whole you know,
trying to apparently save everybody whatever. Delta Airlines going to
fly the fifty seven year old Russian woman who stowed
away on a flight to Paris last week back to
New York. The woman was supposed to leave France on
a flight yesterday. But once she was on board the plane,
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Delta refused a fly her. They didn't say why, but
they said we're going to try to send her back
with a French escort. According to one.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
Man, everybody dream According to one man who saw who
was on who was on the original flight with her,
he said she kept saying, I do not want to
go back to the USA.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
Only a judge can make me go back to the USA.
Authorities in the US are still investigating how the woman
even got on the flight without a ticket. And one
more piece of airline news, Frontier Airlines announced that they're
going to start offering luxury, spacious seats late next year.
You have the big company, Yeah right. Their planes will
(25:51):
be reconfigured to replace the existing first two rows with
the new Front class style. They haven't announced with the
pricing is going to be, but we'll stay on.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
I've never flown front here because my brother in law
he's tried to fly with them, I think like three
times and it's been canceled. Oh yeah, so I have
not tried it.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
I don't want that experience.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
But those big seats on Spirit are good.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
They are comfy.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I think it's kind of what's insulated me from the
riff raff exactly that I don't like. That's why I
keep saying I fly the first time I flow flu Spirit.
I was looking for drama. I was looking for experience. Yeah,
I hear these stories all the time on this show.
I guess the airline a lot of these crazy stories
for Spirit and people fighting everything else on the Spirit flights,
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and I just thought, I just thought, man, that'd be something,
you know, I got. This is a direct flight. It
meets the times I need maybe get a little show.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Well, if you really want to do some deep investigation,
don't just get a regular seat. And then you'll see
the park bench seating. I'm with you.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
It's definitely not fly with them a lot. And yeah
so does pointing. No fights yet, but people have raised
their voice. Yeah, like arguing with you. Nothing too crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And those bigger seats up front are comfortable. Trying flowing
Spirit a few times and each time it was like
the plane was right off the showroom floor. It was awesome. Yeah,
brand new, I a great good.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
New favorite airline. That's what's going on.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina, Quick break More
Woodies show is next. Hang on.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Boys demon funny.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
All right.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
So I've got a couple of stories here, both involving
police officers, but I think in a good way. Okay,
this is one a couple of weeks ago in Colorado.
So this happened. This police officer was chasing after a
suspect who was trying to get away on foot through
a neighborhood. And so this guy, the guy they're chasing,
is running through yards and jumping fences. The cops chain
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snaffter him, jumping fences, the whole thing. The guy eventually
stole some kids motorized scooter and took off on it.
And so the cop who's chasing him now to disadvantage
because you know, he's losing ground, so he grabs some
random kids like BMX bike and then just took off
on it after the guy. So there's video from a
(28:22):
neighbor security camera, so you see the scooter. It's comedy.
There goes the guy on the scooter and then there
comes the cop. He's like, you see he's going down
this way. It's really it's really fun. Anyway, they caught
the guy and took him to jail. People are mad
(28:43):
at the cop, of course, for stealing quote unquote the
kid's bike.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
I hatyone.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
They argue that it was cruel for the cop to
steal the kids bike like that, even if the suspect
might have been dangerous, they don't care.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
And I'm sure the bike was gone for days and
that was my point. Wait, he didn't steal it. The
word borrowed more appropriate. He never intended to keep it.
It wasn't gonna be locked up as evidence for the
rest of attorney. The family, the kid who owns the bike,
they were totally cool with it. They don't care, and
they say it was returned immediately afterward and it wasn't damaged.
Everything is fine. And this is why we're talking about
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jobs you would never want to have. Like, Okay, so
here's a cop who actually we see stuff where they
call they call chase off, they go at forget it
or they stop behind them and a stop sign. Yeah,
and we're like, why don't they pursue these people?
Speaker 5 (29:33):
This guy is like going up onces, yeah, grabbing bikes.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Then they get the guy and still people are And.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
It's crazy because you think, like in the movies, like
the cop returns to the bike and he's like, wow,
a cop got a bad guy on this thing. But no,
everyone's mad. Here you go, kid, Yeah, it like scruffs
his hair.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
And then some police officers in Illinois they saved this
pregnant woman who was speeding down her dead end road
in the runaway car. Like her brakes wouldn't work. Oh geez,
and so she couldn't turn off the engine. She's calling
nine one one, and I guess she was headed toward
a freezing lake that was the end of the of
the dead end there. And so yeah, here's a movie.
(30:16):
Here's a nine one one call that she made, along
with an explanation by a police spokesperson for what was
going on there.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
I need help. My brake won't stop.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
My car won't stop.
Speaker 13 (30:25):
My brakes start working.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I'm twenty weeks for you.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I cannot die today. I'm trying to hit the breaking stars.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I can't.
Speaker 13 (30:32):
It won't stop.
Speaker 14 (30:33):
Moved to get in front of it, and then conducted
a rolling roadblock, which allowed them to gently apply the
brakes and slowly make contact with the front of the
vehicle that was out of control.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
You're gonna hit the cop.
Speaker 13 (30:46):
I'm gonna hit, ma'am. It's okay, they know, ma'am. It's okay.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
They know.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
I mean, whether she did whatever she did or said
in that time, I don't blame man, you're freaking out.
Speaker 8 (31:07):
Yeah, she can't control her car and she runs right
into the one thing you don't want to run into.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Now, why would it be that you couldn't turn the
engine off? Or maybe the emergency brake?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
You found these stories once in a while though, they Yeah,
the brakes fail and then they can't stop.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I know the brakes can fail, But I'm thinking about
like what you do in that case, Like you put
it in shut off the car?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Can you put it in neutral? But I guess because
you have to push the Well, no, you don't need
to push the break to put the car in neutral. No,
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
But even still, like the emergency brake, ye, would that work?
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Grab it?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Well? Some of them are automatic now they're like electrically,
it's just button. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
Some of those stories with like oh they just uncontrollably
wouldn't stop.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
They did.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
I remember hearing a radio thing about this that a
lot of those investigations it was operator error, like somebody
freaks out and pushing the accelerator. So who knows, but
this woman's certainly sounds like it was not her fault.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
There was a story like that where as the person
was driving, it turns out as the person was driving,
they had one of those after market floor mats and
someone over the accelerator and so they panics. They're hitting
the brake and every time they kind of let up
on this, yeah, because it sucks. Yeah, so the accelerator
was still you know, pressed, Oh my god. Yeah, they
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freaked out saying that the brakes weren't working out they were,
they were working if you really step on them, right,
you know, you could do that, but how scary.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Commandeering the bike, thank you? Yeah, text, that's what it's
called six five one. We commandeered this bike. Ye, stop
and you pull somebody. Yeah, I need your car to
chase this bike. You've seen that movies.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
There was another story. I was in Washington, like Washington.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
These three guys they sold this excavator which they used
to steal in at m and then load it into
the back of a stolen Super Sweet four f one
fifty pickup truck, and the cops they arrived just as
they were pulling out of the parking lot. The driver
notices the cop car, speeds off, leads the cops on
a chase, and they got away because the cop was
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only able to chase them to the city limit.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
That's also something you see in the movie where the
cop car kind of fishtails out to the side, like
I'll get you next time, right in the border. Damn.
I didn't think that was the thing.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
The rules that we create for ourselves, it was stupid.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Yeah, it's almost like you're playing a sport. There shouldn't
be a sport. It's like, well, you just stole an ATM.
You're in a stolen car. Yeah, the county you know
field a dream style. I can't cross this line. I
stole it in our city. But also can't you can't.
They radio ahead to the whoever the next city or
the next county over, have me. Hey, we're headed toward
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the city line. That's where my jurisdiction ends. Do you
pick up the chase from there?
Speaker 8 (33:57):
Something everyone's just getting away with way too much.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, eight seven, seven forty four woodie,
kay this with a text over to two to ninety seven,
will be right.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Back, show, will be right back.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Let's all.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Metas has another outing. I do what he's doing. I
don't know how you do all these. It's on a
Sunday evening, it is.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I can't imagine leaving my house on Sunday evening agreed
offense listeners.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
But damn, it's easy. It's easy. I'll be home by
my bedtime anyways.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
All right, so med it's gonna be out this Sunday
five to seven pm at Rock and Bruise in Buyne
Park Rocks. Yeah, they have this, man, I forget the
name of the wings. They have the Asian something and
they're called look them up, okay, each and whatever. I
forget what the exactly those.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Are bomb rock and hot wings.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
No, they have it's a they have different flavors. Oh, okay,
and one of I forget what they call it.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Oh the half pound sweet and spicy Asian wings. Yes,
oh yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Gotta try those. I usually go, oh, those are so good.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
I'm Rock and Bruce.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yeah anyway, so be at Rock and Bruce. Of course,
all the bruise and all the food and that kind
of stuff. But also Meta's gonna be giving away a
TCL ninety eight inch TV.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
A big deal. It's nine eight inches big.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
It's huge.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
And that's on top of all the other normal giveaways
and stuff that'll be this Sunday in the area of
Wayna Park.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Menace will be at Rock and Bruce. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
It's all in celebration of their Black Friday sale, which
is going on right now, still happening.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah's a woody show, all right.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Well, as we mentioned at the top of the show,
today is Dice Day, yeah, which I'm pretty sure it means,
you know, you roll the dice right, and it's.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Not in fact, Andrew dice Clay's birthday. That's September twenty ninth. Okay,
I have a tattooed for it.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
But we figure because you know, we're all fans of
Andrew dice Clay, the Dice Day to us is about Dice.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Yeah. Oh, they're all big fans.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah. Now I know, Gina, you know a lot about
his work.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
I do, yeah, and so he was a big fan.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
So we have a game here.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Sea Bass has some clips and we're gonna play the
first part of the right Sea Bass.
Speaker 15 (36:14):
And these are his specifically his nursery rhymes stuff. Okay,
here's poems as he used to call them. Yeah, now, man,
is are you familiar with Dice stuff?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah? I love dice attitude. Yeah, I don't think I've
done a deep dive into his work. I think he
loves the persona. Yeah sure, I saw him a Starbucks once. Oh, okay,
you mean you like Dice. I like same kind of thing.
But you wouldn't be able to I couldn't recall a single.
I know.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
He was like the first comuni to do the Garden.
Yeah you started out.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah, Now, Sammy, do you have any frame of reference
at all on Andrew Dice Clay?
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Yeah, I know him, I like him, I don't I
don't think I'm going to know his nursery rhymes.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
But this should definitely.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Be between But yeah, right, so here's here's what we'll do.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Well, Uh, we'll play the first part and then I
think we have uh Sammy and Greg guess yeah, okay.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
And then and then you and I will say that
the same time. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (37:07):
Right, Well, it got to the point as I was
pulling these clips that he got his fans knew his
rhymes so well that they would kind of sing a
lot what's right, which you couldn't do as a comedian.
You people shouldn't be finishing your jokes. But these things
were such a different beast. Yeah, I had the cassettes.
I had the cassettes of his comedy albums. So forting
(37:28):
too long?
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I went into that. I go, hey, I knew a suit.
How big fording two fording two short? No fording too long.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
It's a good joke. Yeah, is it a joke? People
who know Dice know that bit.
Speaker 13 (37:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
And let's just say it was a Chinese tailor. The
kind of went in on. Greg, ask you that same
question with some of these nursery rhymes. Here we'll play again,
we'll try Okay, here we go first one and again,
have the bleeper ready because we're just gonna say whatever
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the line is, because it'd be you too much to
kind of dance around it. Yeah, and so bored, be
ready on the on the bleeper. Here we go first one.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Jack and Jill went up to help Book with a
buck and a quarter.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
All right, both with a bucket of a quarter, bucket,
a bucket of water. It's a bucket a quarter.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Jack and Jill went up to help Book with a
buck and a quarter.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
And then I'm finished. The finish the finished the joke,
and then and then Jack laid Jill down and stuck
his cock in herrick.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
And then Jack.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Yeah, and then and Jill came yeah, I mean Jill
came tumbling after. So Jack came onto Jill.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
Came onto Jill. She's great, all right, all right, there
we go.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Now we're gonna we'll play the second one and then
we'll finish where it picks up.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Right, Hey, here we go.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Jack and Jill went up to help book with a
bucket a cortar.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Jill came down with fifty.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
See it's not just that she had two fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
She was naughing hork right, yeah, God, are you getting it?
Are you understanding? Yeah? She charged Jack? Yeah yeah, yeah
right all right.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Dice Day finished the line.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh moda.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Hubbin went to the cupot to get her old dog bone.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
This is oh okay, and.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
He gave her a bone of his own.
Speaker 8 (39:42):
Oh sammy okay, pretty good?
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Interested, pretty good, Greg, and he guess, and in return
he made her moan, And.
Speaker 8 (39:49):
In return he made her moan.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Let's see how close she got?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Modo.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Hubbin went to the cupbot to get her.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
Old dog of the bone took over she got a
bone in her own.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Get that. Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Her dog had sex with her.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Over, She got a bone over.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
The joke is on his forced beastiality, get it. Yeah,
she had sex with her own dog.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
Ver to right, But the dog wanted to only only
the dog wanted to only participant.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Alright, dice day, This is finished the line. Mary had
a little lamb.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
She kept the hump.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Back gud she kept in her backyard. This was white
as snow. Now. Mary had a little lamb. She kept
the hump back God. And then Mary made the little
lamb so hard. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, because again dick,
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because everything's about.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Is Yeah, so I'm gonna go lamb yeah.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
And then and then the lamb fucked her in the
back door.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Get one good one, all right, I'll be honest. I
can't finish the line on this one. These are deeper.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Mary had a little lamb she kept in hump back God.
When she took up panties off his wily dick.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
God, I'm gonna give myself a point for that, all right,
I got the gist. It was a lambo wrecktion. Yeah,
but I like.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.
Speaker 8 (41:39):
Where the Mary went, the lamb was sure to go, I.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Know, but like, wasn't there another? He had another one
that was Mary? To go find that anyway?
Speaker 2 (41:46):
All right?
Speaker 5 (41:47):
The next one, dice Day finished the line, this was
likeing out like the famous one.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
It's time to suck my cock.
Speaker 7 (41:57):
Good answer, Yeah, Hickory to free doc uh this get
this bitch.
Speaker 8 (42:03):
To suck my cock?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
Yeah, alright, this one. I can this one. I can
definitely fit here.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Here I go.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Some chick was sucking my COCKI dump the bit. On
the next block. He really told the story with Yeah,
it was a longer one. That was long.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
This chick was sucking my clock. The clock struck two.
I dropped my goo. I dumped the bitch on the
next block.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
A horse was a horse.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
He was getting his yea, all right, all right, there's more.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, I like this are having.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
We're having so much tuny just to get I don't
know if I can remember anymore.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
All right, let's see if we uh, we're gonna do
this one.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Here we go, little Jack corner setting the corner reading
a pizza bike.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
All right, save you want to first?
Speaker 8 (43:01):
Gray stealing too? Good answer, No, I like when g
goes first play the in Little.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Jack Corner, set in the corner, reading up Pizza up.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Pie, and then he went up to a little red
riding hood and shot a load in her eye.
Speaker 7 (43:14):
Oh good, that's really good.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
That's a really good Gallagher too.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
You could be yeah, I could be a writer, yeah,
a rewriting the.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
Gist of it. Now, you could be the punch up guy.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:26):
So he So he's sitting in the corner eating a
pizza pie, and then I guess he would probably m
I mean, the only thing that's coming to my mind is.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Like, go fuck this bitch in the ass.
Speaker 8 (43:40):
That's the first thing you go.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh my god. All right, all right, we're making our
way through this. Uh are you lost this one? Don't
remember this one either?
Speaker 1 (43:52):
On Little Jack Corner, set in the corner, reading a
Pizza up pie, he ship pepperoni, blew his friend Pony
White this on his toe.
Speaker 8 (44:04):
That was not a different directions.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
That was wow.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
See if you contigure this one, little miss Muffett sat
on a tough it eating her curds, and way oh.
Speaker 8 (44:16):
Along came a spiders sat down beside her and said, Hey,
what's in the bull? Bitch?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, yeah, there's that one.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
There's also uh little miss Muffett sat on the tough
of eating her cards, and way along came a spider
crawled up and sat and said, damn that pussy's wide.
Speaker 8 (44:35):
Heard that one's version is the more common one.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
I heard that other than called a girl.
Speaker 8 (44:43):
Yeah, what the ball bitch?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
The punchline is I disrespect women?
Speaker 9 (44:48):
Yeah, okay, I know, all right, here we go.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
Dice Day finished the line and.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Clay re marry quite contrary. Oh I know this one.
Oh oh, her snatch was super hairy contrary.
Speaker 7 (45:05):
Yeah, gave me Mary quite contrary.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
How does your garden grow?
Speaker 8 (45:11):
Your spells and cockles? Pretty mates?
Speaker 6 (45:14):
All all right, Mary, Mary quite contrary. So he slapped
a bit.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
All right, all right, Greg, Greg is definitely on the
right track with this one. He goes, we Mary quite contrary,
trim net pussy in it.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
So damn, Harry, Wow, I'm giving myself another point. Yeah,
all right, I'm sensing a theme here. She had a
big bush Scott banned from what MTV. He was hosting
the video musical one.
Speaker 9 (45:44):
Yeah, he started swearing and he also kind of fell
off after that.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
He got dis invited from SNL too, I believe. Well
he cried on our sineo after that. Oh all right, uh,
here's the next one.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Tree blind mice, trape blind mice. See how they run?
Speaker 8 (46:02):
Blind mice?
Speaker 3 (46:03):
How they rod? A lot of stuff could rhyme with that.
This is a deep cut run.
Speaker 8 (46:14):
Already.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, I mean, I mean you said it.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
I was thinking it.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
That's good. They pulled the train on each other and
they started to come I like it. Another gay animal.
Well yeah, I mean it's nursey rhymes. So there's there's
a lot of there's a lot of animals in there.
All right, do you know this one?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
You know?
Speaker 8 (46:36):
I don't think I know this one.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Here we go, let's find that tree blind mice.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
See how they run? But the fuck it ain't going.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Wow, it's good as the Muppet one.
Speaker 8 (46:49):
You thought he was but.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
A running.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
I'll give you one more, one more for dice day
finish the line.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, good old mother ghost remember, oh.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
You know this one? This is like I know this one.
It's like a wrap up joke, like, yeah, good old
mother ghosts.
Speaker 8 (47:08):
Remember we told all these nursery rhymes. Yeah, I remember,
I remember that. The end.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'm ninety percent confidence I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Go with yeah, she died of aids rhyme. Yeah it
was the eighties. I mean yeah, good old mother Ghosts.
Remember her.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
She was old, but I sucked her anyway.
Speaker 8 (47:30):
Good, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
She is. Oh and by the way, she was a
bit I don't want it out there.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
I remember correctly that that would make Sammy the closest.
Speaker 8 (47:43):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, good old mother Ghosts. Remember I fucked her? I
thought the Yeah, all right, that's the.
Speaker 8 (47:54):
Yeah, that was so good. But also, did we do
this one already or did it just pop in my
mind the start the old mother Hubbard? Oh yeah, yeah,
uh she I just remember the punchline.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
She had so many kids. Yeah, yeah, there was an
old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so
many kids.
Speaker 8 (48:17):
I do like that, man the great An, I'll.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Tell you what barts bords fingers are callous sports his wedding.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Bory from uh from all.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
We should all get together watch Ford Fairlane.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Okay, we're gonna take a happy, nice day. We're gonna
take a quick break. More Wood he shows next, hang
up more next.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Maybe they'll hurt each other in the hallway running for
the bathroom, maybe.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
The what do you show?
Speaker 9 (48:45):
Hiology at Irvine Spectrum.
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Speaker 3 (49:04):
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Speaker 5 (49:05):
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line segment people love dice that we just didn't know
people really loving salmon. Sammy was the star of that segment.
You would have thought it was and Clay, but no,
certainly Sammy.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, oh my god. Greg's been dying all right. So
Bart was very busy on on the buttons. Obviously for
obvious reasons.
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Things we can't say, we've decided to put and he
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we'll have the uncensored dice day finish the line segment.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
I'll put that on loop.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Yah a special.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Bonus, yes, I know, as a special bonus there on
the podcast Ranched and Sway phones are open eight seven
seven four Wooding. You can hit us up with a
text over to too nine eight seven And since we're
all talking about sexy stuff, let's cover this information. You're
a bunch of people on Bumble, one of the dating apps.
(50:56):
Bumble asked about what their favorite fetishes are. Oh, and
the number one response was continuing after orgasm I don't
know why that would be wait a thing.
Speaker 9 (51:08):
Continuing, you want to bang outer?
Speaker 5 (51:10):
Yeah, that was the number one response, followed by doing
it open air on a balcony, that'd be I would
fall into that kind of that. That sounds like something
like Greg would man, continuing after finishing, I don't understand
you want that.
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 8 (51:28):
Okay, okay, okay, that's.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
What we were going for.
Speaker 9 (51:34):
Now, what would you be your favorite dream balcony?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Greg? My dream overlooking what? Yeah, got top of a something,
probably looking at maybe a beach, the beach, like.
Speaker 8 (51:46):
A populated beach with people or an empty beach.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
He wants people want danger. I was at this one
hotel and things started getting a little hot and heavy
on the on the balcony, and I didn't realize just
how in plain view it was. Mario's like, oh, it's
it's our balcony. I'm like, I don't think it works
that way. Yeah, our they can do this. Yeah, some
(52:11):
other popular ones.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
Again, this is a bunch of people asked on Bumble
what their favorite fetishes are. Having sex while playing video games.
Oh god, waking each other up with oral sex.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
All right, that's good.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
Working out together while naked, like, we all haven't done that.
Objectivephilia that's when somebody inserts a foreign object into your
anus or vagina to achieve an organism.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
What's the objectiphilia? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (52:37):
Any thing, I guess.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Table legs and car keys and a nine iron, a
water buffalo.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
Yeah. The survey also found that gen Z just a
bunch of sissies. When asked about their favorite sexual activity,
the gen zs say cuddling. Only forty three percent of
gen zs said they're open to introducing sex toy into
the bedroom. Gen Z couples twice as likely to say
their favorite sexual position is missionary. Missionary, which is underrated.
(53:11):
I mean it's fine, Yeah, there's nothing wrong. It's not
the most exciting. It gets the job done, for sure. Overall,
couple's favorite sex positions are kneeling, face to face, right
angle and cowgirl.
Speaker 8 (53:27):
Not a fan.
Speaker 5 (53:28):
The most unpopular you're talking about like regular cowgirl or
reversewgar the reverse cowgirls watch TV?
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
That's not great.
Speaker 5 (53:39):
The most unpopular sex positions doggie style sixty nine y yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
How would that be unpopular?
Speaker 5 (53:48):
And then anal Yeah? Yeah, those are the most unpopular,
like I always thought Doggie style was very popular.
Speaker 8 (53:56):
Is it overrated? Because I mean, for as for ladies,
it's not great.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
Really? Yeah, oh I thought it was. I've I've heard
an experienced or you know, heard the opposite.
Speaker 8 (54:09):
Well, it depends on your size, I'm imagining, because certain
my husband is gifted.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
Yeah, it does depend on it out of him.
Speaker 7 (54:21):
It can hurt. If it's when the guy's in too
much control. I guess any of it hurt.
Speaker 8 (54:26):
Well, if it's not going that far, then who cares?
But this one, my god, bruise my consoles.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
If I was your husband, I would say, Gina, could
you please just spread the word that we do this.
Everybody actually hurts.
Speaker 8 (54:42):
It's a problem.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
Because I'm quote gifted. I need you to tell that more,
say it loud about it.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
She keeps so hard for her husband and like her
steps d I know. But my point is I kind
of wonder, like, is she embellshing for his benefit?
Speaker 3 (55:00):
But which is a great choice? So that's a great characteristic.
Speaker 8 (55:03):
No, I don't lose it, don't I don't.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
Even don't even tell me if I'm onto something. I'm
giving you the thought.
Speaker 8 (55:08):
I'm saying this. I mean, if we're really having a
therapy hot therapy sash right now, and I'm giving you
guys a cope, like it has caused problems before, like
in the relationship, Like I'm sorry, like I can't, I'm
not I'm not up for this right now because it's
too much.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Really. Yeah, Wow, you're a good wife. What's that like? Yeah,
it's caused problem.
Speaker 5 (55:29):
He doesn't think it's guarantee if you guys ever broke
up like you guys ever got divorced, it got your
bid Yeah yeah, Oh my god, his.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Penis was so small the whole time.
Speaker 8 (55:39):
I'll just up.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, you're a good wife. Yeah, that's really good. How
long have you been married?
Speaker 8 (55:48):
Three a little over three years, so we've been living
together longer.
Speaker 3 (55:51):
So not too long that you didn't do dating apps
before him?
Speaker 8 (55:55):
Oh honey, oh god, I mean wait, is my husband listening? No,
I didn't do that and I have never. I was
actually a version until our wedding night. Is even better. Yeah, right,
because like you've said this before, they don't want to
hear about it. I mean, dud does, but I don't, like,
I don't care. I'll I ask my questions and that's
(56:15):
the difference. Between men and women.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
Yeah, like you're asking him questions.
Speaker 8 (56:18):
About so like what I'm curious for what purpose?
Speaker 3 (56:22):
Like what is he like? What will you like? What's it?
What kind of positive would you get from that?
Speaker 4 (56:25):
Well?
Speaker 8 (56:26):
I don't have a like a visceral negative reaction to
it at all. I'm just curious.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
Does it make you feel better about your own.
Speaker 8 (56:33):
I don't know, you know what if we're again, is
it a.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
Way to kind of like maybe justify like in your mind,
not justifa, not that you need the justification, but makes
you feel better, like, oh see, we're kind of more
equals on this maybe.
Speaker 8 (56:44):
But I don't want to tug at this thread, and
I certainly don't want to admit it, but I think
there might be something kind of hot about it.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
Yeah, about the idea of you thinking about somebody else.
Speaker 8 (56:56):
Like him being like a kind of a casanova before
my you know, I kind of like it.
Speaker 3 (57:02):
But are you picturing him with somebody.
Speaker 8 (57:04):
I mean, a faithless person, not like somebody I know?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
And it gets you going?
Speaker 8 (57:09):
I kind of like it. He doesn't want to talk
about it.
Speaker 5 (57:13):
Mental terrorism, I think is part of that to who though,
because I think I think most people, if they think
about their partner with somebody else.
Speaker 8 (57:21):
If I think about it, if I would torture, if
I think that he's doing that right now, I would
have a massive problem. But if I think, like, yeah,
as before we were together.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
Everybody knows, everybody's got to pass.
Speaker 5 (57:31):
I'm saying knowing that if you would sit there and
close your eyes and think about like some guy that
Mario was with before, I mean, and you pictured it
like you, it makes me.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
I think it would bother him. It makes me bummed out.
But I can see Gina's point that maybe it's kind
of hot.
Speaker 9 (57:46):
It's a little hot, yeah, because she would just like
to know, Oh, he was very desired.
Speaker 3 (57:52):
I got him.
Speaker 8 (57:53):
Yeah, thank you, And like women don't want a Verdant,
you know, women don't want to be the guys first.
We want to know that he has a little We
want to be your first.
Speaker 3 (58:02):
We've heard. Yeah, it might be a part of it. Again,
that's a different dudes. Yeah, I think that's part of it.
Speaker 13 (58:08):
Man.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
It's like you can look now, Gina and go think
about all that and think he ended up with me.
Speaker 8 (58:13):
Yeah, I think he hurts me.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
He hurts me like that.
Speaker 12 (58:19):
Yeah, he's going to be so pissed or no.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
Yeah, yeah, honey, listen, you an apology said you were
in doubt.
Speaker 9 (58:28):
I'm so sorry, listen, you were blood Please forgive me.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
I let everybody to believe that you have this humongous
peanuts and we can't even do dog used to. I'm
really sorry, hurt. Yeah, I'm sure this really knocks your
feelings the way you knock on my service. It's the show.
Speaker 5 (58:53):
We started this hour honoring Dice day. To finish the line,
Andrew Dice plays nursery rhymes. The uncensored version will be
on the podcast today.
Speaker 3 (59:09):
Let's go to the woodieshow dot com and then we
got in that whole thing. Followed it up.
Speaker 5 (59:14):
With the fetish survey from users on Bumble, which got
into a conversation of Gina talking about how her husband's
got a huge penis that.
Speaker 8 (59:25):
Is sometimes is too much.
Speaker 5 (59:29):
Yeah right, Gregor are like this interesting? What's that like?
Speaker 8 (59:34):
I'm not a size queen, as it's been.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
People in the texture setting, it was kind of surprising that.
Speaker 5 (59:41):
You're not a lot of people sharing like things on
here about how their partners really into hearing about their
sexual past, wants to hear all about it.
Speaker 9 (59:53):
I don't think that's a woman thing, not a dude thing.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
No, there's a woman on here that said that her
husband loves hearing about her being with other guys because
he's a creep.
Speaker 8 (01:00:05):
So girls are normal, but guys are.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, oh oh yeah,
Because yeah, I don't really think it's as a guy
or a girl thing.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
I think there's just people who are a relationship. Yeah,
people who are just either into it or or not.
I didn't necessarily like, have it down gender. Yeah, well
I definitely do.
Speaker 9 (01:00:23):
I think maybe, okay, ninety percent of women more open
to it than a few percentages.
Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
And the funny thing about that is, at least on
some of the texts, it's all the same like, well
I like it, but my husband hates it, or my
husband's here of it, but I don't want to talk
about it, right, so you don't get too matchups.
Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Yeah, I just don't know what the benefit of the
conversation is, because like, why why I have a conversation
about Oh am I the best you've ever been with?
Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
How many people have you been with? Have you done
this before? Have you ever done that before?
Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Because I could come of that. Yeah, what good is
gonna happy? Are you satisfied with what you're getting?
Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Like, yeah, what do you know if he's not doing
it right now and cheating on me? It's I can compartmentalize,
like you, I wasn't around, It's not it's not like
he was doing anything, you know, despite me. I didn't
exist in his mind. He didn't know me.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Yeah, so Scar, it's just now that you do know
each other.
Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
It's the mental terrorism I thing like people who yeah, yeah,
because what if he tells you about stuff that you
wanted to do but haven't done.
Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Or they I'll be like, let's do that, but then
you might hurgue.
Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
That's that's why women are way more open to it than.
Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
Yeah, I don't know. It just doesn't bother me, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I just don't know why you had that conversation. Hey,
am I the biggest you've ever been with? Like, why
would you ask that?
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Fellas? I already know the answer to that.
Speaker 16 (01:01:41):
He did it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Yeah, we did a topic of one point years ago.
I can't remember exactly what it was, basically like, what
is something an uncomfortable question that your partner asked you?
It didn't have to be anything sexual. It could have
been anything about anything, right and yeah, like some chicks
said that her husband asked her point blank, am I
the biggest guy?
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Do I have the biggest penis of any of the
guys that you've been Why would why would you ask that?
You ever?
Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
If you only will accept a certain answer, don't ask.
Speaker 9 (01:02:10):
And if you're being asked that question, ladies, just lie
to the guy, make him feel good.
Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Lie anyway. Seven?
Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
How many people who know? Seven sounds familiar? So yeah,
why is it always seven?
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Why is that always the number? You're like, Yeah, you're
the biggest, You're like.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Because that's the number, that's the that's the average number
that that a woman will get. Seven, because it's not
too low, it's not super high. It's seven.
Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Okay, I'll go with seven.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Yeah, you just say seven. Let's go with that. Are
cold right now?
Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
This meme that I saw, You know, there's somebody in
your house who prefers colored Christmas lights? I suppose Why
is it always the husband?
Speaker 8 (01:02:53):
We have this debate?
Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
We just color lights to this thing is like white's boring.
Speaker 8 (01:02:59):
This is I can't even explain the color chaos on
this tree? And I would like a little more uniform,
and he'd love the crazy color.
Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
It's not even crazy colors. They're just like colors as
opposed to just white Christmas Lie white.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
Maybe I'm slightly gay because I do think the white
looked better, but I feel that the colors are more fun.
Speaker 13 (01:03:22):
But you know what I.
Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
Said to myself, I said, you know what, if Sammy
can do color tree this year, so you know what.
Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
This year, like I said, I did bring back the colors,
and I did both. I have the clear and I
have the color together and it's amazing.
Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
I highly recommend the.
Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Tree that my wife had bought a couple of years ago,
one of those balsam balls hills.
Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
Whatever, the very nice tree.
Speaker 16 (01:03:42):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Yeah, anyway, it gives you the option you can hit
you can hit color, you can hit white or.
Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I have that technology. So long as they don't blink.
Oh yeah, that's like that. He should.
Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
With a little effort, I think we can our abilities.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
What'll be right back fast.
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
We got Menace who's going to be out at Rock
and Bruise in Buyna Park on Sunday evening from five
until seven pm. Our friends at TCL Televisions, they're giving
away a ninety eight inch TV. Nice, Yeah at that event.
I don't think it's one of those things together. Bring
it home from the event, right, like you have a
(01:04:22):
plan for that. Yeah, we'll take care Rick.
Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
But yeah, they have killer deals right now on ninety
eight inch televisions. If you want to get one yourself,
I say get at Costco because they hook it up.
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Plus all these other giveaways too. The Medace will have
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five until seven pm.
Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Good morning everybody, and thank you for
being here and giving us some of your time today.
My name is what That's great, Goryo. We got menas.
Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
What is up?
Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Gina grad Good morning to you. In morning, there is
sea bath.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
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See go for you this hour. Greg's review of Wicked God.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
By Say the day I had dreaded for many weeks.
Speaker 15 (01:05:21):
I was telling Greg that I was pulling all these
songs from the soundtrack, and I was pre feeling bad
for him these things, like you can't just skipped through
these like I can. He has to sit there watch
the setup. Now, keep in mind Greg doesn't go to
the movies.
Speaker 8 (01:05:36):
I really don't know. I do not like going to
the movies.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
You must nudge. I don't really enjoy it that much.
It had been so long that I walked up to
the they had a physical ticket window at this at
this particular theater, and they had basically, you know, not curtains,
but they were basically taped off. And I thought, is
this place shut down? No, you go in and use
the koks, right, yeah, where's the usher? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Because the last movie that Greg had been to was
with me in twenty fourteen, and we and we went
and saw American Snipers Right Beyond and it wasn't It
wasn't for a bit. It's because my wife had no
interest in seeing it. We were and Greg really wanted
to go see it. So we had like a little
mandate and we went to this nice theater that had
the recliners and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
It was awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
That was the last time he's been to a movie. Now,
I don't go to a lot of movies, but I've
been to a number of movies since then. I couldn't
tell you the last movie I went.
Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
And saw, but like once a year, maybe you'll go
to a movie maybe Okay, A big fan of like
wanting to go see movie, yes, not doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
It's like books. It's like books. Like I'll even see
a book and go, hmmm, I think I might actually
like to read that though, this sounds good, and I'll
buy it, and then it just sits in my house
and I have full intention of reading the book and
I just don't do it. I had full intention to
go and see an Oppenheimer as an example, Lucky.
Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Okay, the top movie you wanted to go see? Right, Yeah,
now that I finally saw that, But that was awesome
in the theater.
Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Yeah, and I did. I finally saw it in the theater.
Good Okay, Yeah, I was the old by the time
I saw it. It was like the one and I
was the only one in there.
Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Yeah. The last one I want to go see was Venom. Okay.
I loved the new ones, the most recent one. Yeah,
that's okay. Having not been in so long, I knew
they played a lot of previews.
Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
I didn't know it was half an hour I told
you it's at least half an hour and a wedgend
commercials that yes, like come on, we pay and not
see these exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Greg had said in the past that, you know, part
of the thing reason that he doesn't go to the
theater is it's just too stressful.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
It kind of does stress me down to like where
do you park? Where do yeah partying lot?
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
And if it says that the movie starts at whatever time,
like how early are you supposed to get there?
Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
So on somebody else's schedule, and it's like, oh, now
we have a deadline because we have to be there
at two forty. Yeah, but the movies have gone better
because you have a sign.
Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
Yeah, this is probably your first time ever doing as
sign seating.
Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
I think maybe Woody and I did ten years ago.
We might have been the first people ever to do it. Maybe,
Yeah we were the test. Yeah. Yeah, but knowing but
now that I know that there's half an hour previews,
it gives you a buffer. Yeah, so you could arrive
quite late.
Speaker 15 (01:08:20):
Yes, But there's also caveat to that because with the
big commercial movies like Your Wickeds and whatever, there is
half an hour, but the smaller art house stuff they
sometimes get right to it.
Speaker 9 (01:08:29):
Yeah, I wish about enough time with the concessions, and
can we come into an agreement with all the theaters
and stuff like that, like give us the time that
the movie actually.
Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
Starts real time.
Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Yeah, like you have to get you can give it.
Give me like a five minute window. Yeah you don't
like it five minutes before or after.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
But yeah, no, you.
Speaker 9 (01:08:47):
Can't do that because people are still going to show
way late into the movie. It's the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
And because they're trying to get by on the as. Yeah, okay,
that's true. Give you kickoff times in first pitch times. Yeah,
I get you that for movies because people are losers.
My wife were wicked the first time she went and
saw it. Now she's seen it three times. Thanks, But uh,
this must be in so much pain because my butt
hurts today so bad for sitting there for half hours.
Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
Yeah, wicked.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
He had that four D experience, you know what I'm saying. No,
but yeah, that's the thing. My wife went to it.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
I have not seen a movie, uh in this format
yet where it's like spraying water the seats are moving.
Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
That sounds cool, It's wild. I wasn't a fan, but
she liked it that way. Well, I guess it'd be
fun if you were flying on a broomstick.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
And she yeah, she had my my daughter with her
and she she thought that was cool.
Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Yeah, I mean imagine watching top Gun that way that
we just went.
Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
When we did Spider Verse, it was like he's a
teenager jumping out of the hood of cars and it sucked.
Speaker 15 (01:09:50):
It was just just, yeah, it slaps you around as
a posed to like really putting your It's more to me,
more of a distraction.
Speaker 14 (01:09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:09:56):
Same Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Despite being gay, it's a shocking to know that he
is not a fan of musicals, a not a fan
of theater.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Really their punishment basically, yeah, torture for Greg. But we
how do we go see it? Because it is such
a big movie.
Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
He went with Sammy, Yes, and we're a and we're
gonna get his review of Wicked coming up next.
Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Here on the show.
Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
We did an after hours voicemail and uh, here we
got this one. This is their experience.
Speaker 17 (01:10:22):
I'm with my family for the holidays and they all
decided to go see Wicked, so I thought, wind out,
I'll go to Wicked too. So eight of us in
a rowue twelve seats. I end up on the end
with an open seat next to me, and I'm watching
all of these women with the blankets just coming in,
coming in and they're all cold, They're all wanting to
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watch Wicked. And I'm like, oh, this is going to
be a huge sing along, and I'm gonna be next
to one of these ladies just singing along, and I'll
just right and barrack. What ended up happening was two
gay gentlemen, the only two gay chedle I could see
in the theater, sat down next to me. Oh, the
best smelling man. But I didn't sing it.
Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
Love that. I thought my theater was the same. And
I loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
If the guys bring up blankets for another reason right
in the bottom of the bockerelie, that's all right, all right,
So Greg's review of Wicked that will be next on
the Woodie Show. Hanging the Woody Joe back and we
had Greg for the show.
Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
He would never go on his own, not really of
any kind, no way, once per decade maybe, but he
went and saw it. He went saw Wicked, you guys, yah,
And he went with Sammy, Sammy, had you seen it?
Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Already.
Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
I had seen the musical on Broadway seen the movie
yet the movie okay, And that's one of my first questions.
Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Do you think most people were seeing the movie have
already seen the musical?
Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
Well, at least they're familiar with the sound trying.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Oh yeah, spoil anything if I have a little bit
of it's been out for a long time.
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Yeah, we all know the story is twenty years because
I knew zero Wizard of Oz fan fiction. Pretty much
is this guy wrote a book based on the Wizard
of Oz. Heavily borrowing from the Wizard of Oz on
this backstory about you know, Glinda, the good Witch and
then the Wicked Witch and you know how she kind
of became whatever, right, So that's what the whole play
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correct was originally about. And I learned a fun fact
that the reason that the Greenwitch the Wicked Witch is
named Alpha BA because there wasn't a name for her
really wicked, is because it was it was a tribute
to L.
Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
Frank Bomb.
Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Yes, and so he went el whatever bomb Alpha B
L Frank Bomb, and so that he went through a
bunch of different, you know, combinations of stuff to come
up with a name for this person.
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
That one just kind of stuck. Okay, I did not
know that. Yeah, interesting, I saw it one of the
eight billion interviews and things that have popped up. And
when my wife is completely obsessed with all this stuff. Right,
you've made a good point, Gina saying that you're you're
tired of seeing those two interviews.
Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
I'm just done. And what did you say that they
look like this meme that's going around with them just
looking really serious and holding each other's hands.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Yeah, they always look so serious in these interviews are grande?
And I don't know what's the other.
Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
Trick name Cynthia Revo. Someone wrote, why does every interview
look like they're a couple at an IVF consultations?
Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
True, it's true, it's true. So let's get to grace
now going into it. Greg's not a fan at theater,
does not like musicals of any movie. Stage doesn't matter,
and with an open mind, and I thought a good attitude.
I wasn't too overly upset, you know, once we got there,
although he did say going going there.
Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
Into and I was just sitting here yesterday singing to myself,
and I've never seen Greg like snap at me. And
he goes Gina, stop, yeah, starting all the little tunes.
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
So I went into Wicked thinking that I loathed musical
and now I can confirm that music. In the very
opening scene of Wicked, it's an aerial shot and they're
kind of flying into munchkin Land and you see Dorothy
the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the tin Man going
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down the yellow brick road, and I thought, oh, rip,
it's going to be kind of like The Wizard of Oz,
which is a decent movie that was a total tease.
They have nothing to do with the movie. It's the
origin story of Gulinda, who became Glinda you know why,
the good Witch, Ariana Grande, and then Alphabet, the Wicked
Witch of the West, Cynthia Arrivo. There were a couple
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of what I'm calling small mercies, because when you're getting tortured,
do you want a little bit of small mercy as well?
Speaker 8 (01:14:51):
Give me a drink of water.
Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
One small mercy was that Cynthia Rivo was not wearing
her trademark hideous Nosering. Yes, he's one of the few
celebrities that has decided she can pull that off. Guess
what she can't guess what? And guess who else can't everybody?
Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
And her ears wear piercing is the way that an
ice cream crone wears sprinkles.
Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Yeah, I mean, it's just like the whole thing hovered.
Speaker 13 (01:15:10):
Well.
Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
And here's a fun fact for you. She actually has
prosthetic ears on in the movie because she has so
many piercings. They couldn't take a while out. She'dn't want
to holes.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Yeah, and another small mercy was that Aria Ariana Grande
was actually kind of funny as a self involved, shallow,
spoiled princess.
Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
She's a decent comedic actress. She came from. She is
Disney World, right, Yeah, yeah, Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
I thought she was pretty damn funny as her character
and not knowing anything about the backstory, the plot, nothing,
I didn't realize that she is Glinda the good Witch,
but she's the selfish bitch. That's exactly right. And then
they turned it on our heads and then you got
Alphaba the Wicked Witch propaganda. She's really caring and you
sympathized with her. I thought it was going to be
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the opposite grip. That's what I thought it was supposed
to be. Wicked. The thing that I love the most
is how Alphaba and Glinda were basically enemies, but then
they become friends, not just friends but best friends.
Speaker 16 (01:16:14):
What.
Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
And then Alphaba's main cause went from not wanting to
be green, that was her lifelong desire. She hated being green,
her father basically Carminal, And and then her cause went
to caring about animals. I didn't see that coming. That
was her number one concern. How are the animals being
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treated adults? Watch this crap? Yeah? And then the other
small mercy for me that I guess it was like
this university that they go to. It's called which I
loved how it was called which school? Right, Those are
the nice things I will say about the movie. All Right,
it was Arianna surprisingly good. Yeah, Alphaba surprisingly sympathetic to
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her character, has pointed out yesterday. Oh but it's visually appealing,
and like I pointed out, you know, so is a
nuclear bomb exploding? The content is unthinkable. The visual appeal
does not make up for it, the argument people have
said about Avatar. But it looks so cool, Okay. The
story still exactly and much like an opera if you've
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ever been to an opera, which I don't know if
anybody in this room has. Characters get introduced within a
heartbeat and they either become a central character or they
just vanish. And that's what happens in this dumb movie.
The Prince arrives, Hey, a prince is coming to the school,
and boom, John is in love with him. They haven't
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even spoken, because God for they do speak. They just
sing at each other, which is so stupid. Madly in
love with him. Within three seconds, he wants to marry him.
Within three seconds he have a song, Greg, he sure does,
and this is the most annoying song. It's called Dancing
through Life and it never ended.
Speaker 16 (01:18:09):
Hardcore the answers of the background on the wheel, no,
oh wow, a soap commercial.
Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
So this is when Glinda meets him, realizes I'm marrying
this guy, and they sing to each other for nine hours.
Speaker 16 (01:18:30):
It was.
Speaker 15 (01:18:32):
Problem I have with musicals is the same problem I
have with Christian rock? Is it all sounds the sing?
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
It really does, And all the women in the movie
they sing with such high pitched voices that frankly, it's
hard to understand the lyrics. Interesting and then another character
that is quite central and then does the opposite of
the prince who wasn't even in the movie. Boom, here's
a prince. Boom. Central character you have, the wheelchair Sister,
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is kind of a big deal in the movie and
goes with her sister to this you know, Wizard of
Oz University his place, and boom, she's gone. They never
talk about her again. After a certain point. She meets
the real life boyfriend of Ariana Grande, who this goes
to show that she is blind. Yes, and he asked
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her out, even though he's in love with Glinda. And
then we never see Wheelchair Sister again, like she never exists.
He had a song now it's very weird. Also another
song that Woody's wife Jen texted me about going into
the movie, and she warned me about it. It's a
song called One Short Day. Her warning was, this is
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the gayest thing you'll ever see in your line. And
I'll tell you she was right. Oh God, so I
know you can't see this. But Gina is singing along too.
He has a careerography. Yeah, she's lip sticking to every
(01:20:03):
single word of both these songs that we played so far.
Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
Gets agreed.
Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
Extra here it comes no wonders like we've never seen.
Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
It's all here, it's all green, Greg, can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:20:22):
Once, but the words to I saw this on Broadway
with oh nothing the original.
Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Okay, but I've heard albums before and I don't rememorize
me tell you jealous?
Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
Like question, Now we've already gone through a couple of songs, Greg, Now, Sammy,
you were there sitting in the theater with Greg. Did
you see any like physical reaction or was he just
like stone wincing?
Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
No, he he wasn't.
Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
He didn't look comfortable by any means.
Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
No, he did get up to go to the bathroom,
and at the main point in the movie, like when
he came back, I was like, hey, you kind of
missed something, let me catch you up here.
Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
But he was just like, I'm going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
I really took my time.
Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Yeah, you was not loving it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Just send them back to get that part in man.
And just when you think, oh, there's no way they're
going to do another song because they just did one,
Oh no, they'll do one.
Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
The songs, to me are what made the movie feel
so long, because the songs were so long, and if
you don't know all the words to them.
Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
At a certain point you're like, Okay, is this done yet?
Speaker 8 (01:21:23):
Can we move on?
Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
That makes sense because for someone like me who knows
all the words, and for so many people who go
that know all the words, that stuff flies by because
you're kind of mouthing along, right, because you.
Speaker 6 (01:21:34):
Know it already. If you don't know it already, the
songs are way too long.
Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
According to the soundtrack, that Dancing Through Life song is
nine minutes and forty.
Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Sevens ayah, felt like nine days.
Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
If you have to go to the bathroom, go then yeah,
you definitely start feeling the time during that song and
start checking your phone.
Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Okay, so there's one.
Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
There's one that's seven and a half minutes, five and
a half minutes, ten it's called ten minutes at nine
to forty seven. A four minute song, Another four minute song,
seven minute song, another almost eight minute song.
Speaker 8 (01:22:03):
Yeah, so how much dialogue is there the fifty three minutes?
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
But the good news is movies two and a half
hours even longer. And I'm so nitpicky that during that
Dancing through Life song, which is apparently nine minutes long,
it felt like nine hours. Yes, I'm nitpicking. The set
of the film, because they had this library that's supposed
to which I thought was funny. Ariana Grande called it.
The book plays like her character was actually funny. She
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was the redeeming thing about the movie. Even the library
had this round bookshelf thing with a weird ladder that
spun around, and I thought, to myself, that doesn't even
make sense. It's a stupid it's it doesn't say space,
it doesn't serve a function. I thought that was dumb.
It just looked dumb. And also, to get a little
too esoteric, this is supposed to be, if I'm not wrong, Gina,
(01:22:50):
kind of a prequel to the Wizard of Oz. So
here's my theory. Then Wicked incredibly racially diverse and very
so if this came before the Wizard of Oz, what
anti diversity regressively overlord took over the Land of Oz
and said only white people? Was the Wizard very very
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Michael Jackson procedure. Yeah, it was really weird if this
is the prequel the Wicked, which one the other way. Yeah,
and so the opposite of Michael Jackson. Now, there was
one song in the movie that I didn't want to
rip my ears off you, and that was popular wouldie.
Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
This is.
Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
One of the singing to Alphabet.
Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
This is the banger, right, this is the single.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Yeah, this one's it was kind of just fun spirit
very catchy. It was fun spirited. So that's the popular one.
Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
You're gonna be poppy and I'll teach you the proper
boys when you talk to boys the way you stakes
your hand like, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
But in the contract said the movie, she's trying to
become friends with Alphaba and give her a makeover and
not make her such a stick in the mud person,
I see.
Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
What you're saying. Very high register, such a high register.
Speaker 9 (01:24:14):
There's a video of your favorite Kanye making a beat
out of the song, and it sounds really good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
And then anyway, so wicked culminate.
Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
It culminates with Alphaba and Glinda trying to escape the
guards because they've turned the monkeys into flying monkeys.
Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
Don't you feel bad for them?
Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
For one of the monkeys monkeys the wings, Well, the
transformation hurts, hurt them. So they're running away from these guards,
trying to get away in a hot air balloon, trying
to get away by running. And then finally Alphaba gets
this broomstick to fly for her, and that's when they
play the song Defying Gravity. Not only was the song
impossible to understand, the lyrics too because of the screaming
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and the high register. She is flying away from these
guards on a broomstick, and then once she gets away,
she comes back to the tower where all the guards
are and starts, for lack of a better term, yell
singing it at them as if oh, I got you
and I got away, so now I'm gonna sing a
song at you can fly so low, Henny stumps flying.
Speaker 6 (01:25:25):
Take some message.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
It's like it firks to hear it does. Wow, that's
that's Oh, that's awful, Thank you David. And that's even
not even the high notes.
Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
Really, she did win for her singing, but about the
singing was done live on while she was flying around.
Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
It's really yes, But she screamed it at the guards
and I thought, okay, you got away, you came back
just to a song at them. It was just so stupid,
you so dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
I can't get how anybody would choose, like if you
don't have a job that requires you to go see
this movie, I don't know why you would. Do you
know why people? Why would people prefer this art form
in general grade? I don't know. And like I said,
I went in with an open mind thinking I didn't
like them. Now I can confirm that I definitely don't
like them. Not for you, as a movie, I'll give it,
let's say two broomsticks, because okay, three out of ten.
(01:26:29):
At least it's a production as an experience, as a
life experience. Zero groomsticks. It was very difficult, it was torturous,
and I'm so glad I don't have to go back.
Speaker 8 (01:26:45):
The two comes out this time next k I would
never we need your follow up?
Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Oh yeah, I couldn't believe it. At the very end,
it says to be continued. I thought, what, you'll be
dead by that? Thank you, Greg, Thank you appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Somebody said, Greg's official critique is that it's wicked stupid.
Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
Greg's hate for Wicked fuels my love for it even more. Really,
all right, all right, whatever whatever worked out for you,
all right, the superiority show, well Greg's review of Wicked.
Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
People really enjoying your comprehensive reviews. So I will gladly
pay for Greg's ticket and anything from the conception stand
just to hear him hate review any musical movies from
this point on. I think that's a one and done.
But thanks for the author.
Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
And we didn't find out because you went with Sammy. Yeah,
I had no read on whether she liked it or not.
He did not discuss out of ten broomsticks. Greg gave
it two two.
Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
As a movie, as a zero as an experience, as
an experience, Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Sammy, I think I would probably give it a seven.
It was a solid movie. I really liked it.
Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
I don't think it was necessary to see it in theaters.
For me, it was way too long. I would have
much rather watched.
Speaker 8 (01:28:09):
It at home. Supposed to be a yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
Yeah, and I liked the visual but I would have
liked to have paused it halfway through done something else.
Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
I can't come back to finish it because it just
felt really long to me. With the songs, I really
liked the visuals. I loved it when they got to
Emerald City. For me, my big takeaway that I loved
was the costumes. I could not stop looking at the
costumes the whole way through the movie. I loved that
Ariana Grande was the star she was great.
Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
I loved her.
Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
I wanted to see more interaction I guess with her
and her boyfriend Ethan Slater, because they started dating on
this movie. So I thought they were gonna have a
lot of scenes together or interact a lot, and that
we would see sort of how this came to even happen.
Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
But they're not even in the movie together that much.
Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
Behind the scenes, yeah, ever, things get steaming.
Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
Yeah, But overall I liked it. I would say, you
can wait to watch it at home. I don't think
it's a rush to the theaters movie.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
But you gave it seven broomsticks. Yes, and that's the
only place I can get the popcorn bucket. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:29:14):
Right, it's a good movie.
Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
It just to me felt long, and I love musicals,
but the songs were so long that I felt the
length because I didn't know the words to all the songs.
Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
First of all, I felt the length, and then we
got a text. Us is I love musicals, but I'm
the only person I know who dislikes Wicked What.
Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
I just don't get it. I can't understand the words.
That's why I'm shocked. People memorize these songs like Gino,
like Gina man. All right, more when show coming up?
All right, welcome back everybody. Today is Wednesday, it's December
(01:29:51):
the fourth. It's Choose Women Wednesday. Watch everybody, Well myself
c mass menace. We all chose women. Greg did not
choose women.
Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
And then you know Sammy and Gina they are women,
but they don't they don't choose you know, you should though.
It's World Wildlife Conservation Day, It's International Cheetah Day, It's
Extraordinary Work Team Recognition Day.
Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
What's a cabernet, Frank, Greg, I should know that? Is
that a white or red? I see that? I don't know.
I'm going to you. I expect you to be the
I'm going with a white. I know it is a
Oh it's a red. It's a National SoC Day.
Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Also Wear Brown Shoes Day, And as we already mentioned,
National Dice Day, which we'll we'll have our our round
to finish the line in honor of Dice Day coming
up a little bit later on this morning here on
The Woody Show. And now this is officially December. There's
lots to look forward to. You got Christmas, of course, Hanukah,
which starts on Christmas.
Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
This year, goes into January.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Greg, I know you were curious. Kwansa starts on December
twenty sixth.
Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Already I thought, even like those people, you know, like
the type superintended the game, like they gave it up essentially.
Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Yeah, like, I've never met one person who's ever celebrated Kwanza.
Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
No, it was started by some guy.
Speaker 15 (01:31:17):
It was a fully academic thing, like some guy he said,
like what if I made a Like I gathered all
this stuff from the diaspora and tried to make something up.
Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Sure, New Year's Eve, of course. Then some other stuff
we got.
Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
We got the College Bowl Game starting on the fourteenth,
lots of NFL and NHL action. You got the second
annual NBA Cup Tournament that runs through December seventeenth. In theaters,
Sonic The Hedgehog three, the live action prequel Movefasa The
Lion King both opened on December twentieth and on Christmas Day.
(01:31:49):
Knows Faratu with Bill Scarsguard and Lily Rose Depth Baby
Girl with Nicole Kidman. Timothy Shalome plays Bob Dylan in
a Complete unknown which I can't wait for that I
can't wait to never see it.
Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
Do you want to see that?
Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Somebody to ask me, like, if you had to go
see Wicked or the Bob Dylan movie, I would go
see the Bob Dylan movie.
Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Which would you rather suffer through?
Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
Yeah, it's shorter on TV, Sammy, no doubt will be
watching the National Christmas Tree Lighting on December twentieth. Hell yeah,
there's Jamie Fox's new stand up special hitting Netflix, and
you got the Billboard Music Awards next Thursday. The iHeartRadio
jingle Ball airs on the eighteenth. Nate Bargatzi's new stand
up special that hits Netflix on the twenty fourth.
Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
BARGETSI, Yeah, I've heard it, Like, which way is it?
Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Like?
Speaker 15 (01:32:39):
Officially BARGETSI, BARGHETSI, yeah, I spelled Bargett, but he's pronounca.
Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
And then season two of Squid Game is the twenty sixth. Dude,
you guys remember Danny Paterno, right from Who's the Boss?
Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:32:51):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
What's that character Jonathan, Well, he almost died. It all
started with a scow accident on Thanksgiving. He says that
he was in the bike lane, which suddenly became blocked
with cones, and so he was forced to choose between
a van and a pylon. He went with the pylons.
My question is, why don't you start with the brake? Yeah,
(01:33:15):
there are cones in the lane. Why don't I hit
the brake?
Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
How about that option.
Speaker 15 (01:33:20):
It's a scooter, does he say scooter? Gasoline scooter, regular
push scooter? Because if it's ana scooter, just step off.
He went with pylons, injured his arm. But then on
Saturday he developed some serious pain in his chest, stomach,
and shoulders. He was having trouble breathing, so he went
to the hospital and he found out that he had
an infection in his bloodstream from a tear in his
(01:33:41):
stomach lining caused by the accident.
Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
He needed emergency surgery. He says if he had waited
any longer, he could have died. He's hoping he'll be
released from the hospital soon. Carrie Washington got her star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Malcolm Barnett from The
Boys is under investigation or sexual assault, although reading through
the initial story, I ain't buying it.
Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
Oh really, and I know today is Choose Women Wednesday,
But I'm reading the story.
Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
And he went out and he got hammerd with this
chick and they woke up together the next morning and
he was like, you know, I guess he had touched
her on it, Like you guys went out and you
woke up the holy out of the circumstances, there's some
gray area and the communication.
Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
I guess right, I don't know if he was like
out to I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:34:27):
You gotta read the story full on roofeed somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
Ac DC will tour North America next year thirteen stops,
including some woody show cities like Los Angeles. They'll be
in Pasadena, Dallas, they'll be in Arlington there, Las Vegas,
and Pittsburgh also making stops. Tickets go on sale this Friday.
Tour starts in April. LL Cool Jay says he says
humbly that he is the most important rapper of all time.
Speaker 9 (01:34:52):
Oh yeah, he needs an interview, saying that one day
he'll be recoonnized.
Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
That's what he said. You want to hear a little
bit about it, he says again. Yeah, and he must
have said humbly six or seven times in the course
of this interview.
Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Listen, you know I'm gonna say this with humbly, but
I really mean this.
Speaker 11 (01:35:08):
I think one day people are gonna wake up and
realize that LL cool J is the most important rapper
that ever existed. When it comes to the jewelry, this
is the guy who introduced all the diamond and the
ice in the champagne.
Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Really, they're gonna say.
Speaker 11 (01:35:19):
When it comes to the love songs, this is the
guy who introduces the love songs. They're gonna realize, Oh,
this is the guy who introduced all the rebellious bad
boy vibes before it was done. When it comes to
the goat terminology, they're gonna say, Yo, this is the
guy who came up with the goat stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
They're gonna say.
Speaker 11 (01:35:35):
When it comes to death jam, Wow, this is the
first artist that was on death Jam. When it comes
to the solo artists, gonna say, wow, this is the
first solo artist to take it all the way around
the world.
Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Like, I mean, I could go on and on and on.
You already did and on the break of Dawn, I.
Speaker 9 (01:35:51):
Think love cool J is like, I don't know, he's
a little concerned that he is not getting his flowers
when it comes to the rap world.
Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Because he did so much acting. Yeah, I think so
that people forgot about what he did. How can you
forget about him? I like you if you were not
if you're under his thirty five or thirty, you don't know.
You have no idea that he was a rapper rapper.
Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
But I'm saying, but just in general, ll cool Jay,
Like he's everywhere, like you feel like he hosts he
was hosting.
Speaker 9 (01:36:20):
Yeah, vis again. If you're a young person, he has
a round his music.
Speaker 8 (01:36:24):
Yeah you don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
Yeah, you want to learn ju jitsu from Tools Maynard
James Keenan j be obnoxious his movie The Grade in
Between Introduction to jiu Jitsu. It starts streaming on December thirteenth,
So let's get on that. Yeah, like his line movie
was by the way, we were talking about how do
you say Danny Peturo Pinaro. James Vanderbeek is currently being
(01:36:48):
treated for colorectal cancer.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Oh yeah sure, yeah so he uh.
Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
He posted on his Instagram that he's selling signed football
jerseys from his movie Varsity Blues to help pay for
his medical expenses.
Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
Yeah, does any beak money?
Speaker 8 (01:37:03):
Well, yeah, study runs the kids. Yeah, he moved to
Texas and there's a lot of kids to take care of.
Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
I mean, look up his net worth online. Not that
that means anything true, but at one point yeah, Dawson's Creek.
But that was like in the late nineties.
Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
But does she has some kind of well, there's a
reason he started to go to like Christian acting.
Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
But are they are they still? I don't think they
run Dawson's Creek anywhere. He says six million million, Yeah,
six to eight. Well, is that maybe from what he
made collectively back in the early nineties.
Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Probably, I don't know. He said one hundred percent of
his net proceeds will go to families recovering from the
financial burden of cancer, including my own, even out of
the hashtag cancer is expensive to his post, and if
you order one, he promises it will be delivered by Christmas. Yeah,
so the thoughts or prayers for the beak in your life?
(01:37:56):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
At Rolling Stone they have released their list of the
best album of twenty twenty four and they've got Brat
by Charlie XCX as number one. Yea, they have Cowboy
Carter from Beyonce, because, let's face it, you can't have
a list of any kind as a music blog or
Rolling Stone or publication of any kind without mentioning Beyonce.
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Evil. Yeah, even when at Menace on all social media platforms,
says Beyonce is overrated.
Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
Yeah, at the Woody Show. I said that a number
of times at the Woody Show. Says Beyonce sucks. Yeah, yea,
and she seems super full of herself. Yeah, she's such
a turn off.
Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
She's like a joy to be.
Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
Not to mention all them, but just the way people
act and treat, you know, act around her or treat
her or talk about her constant, It's like nobody's that
great nobody.
Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Yeah, yeah, let's see. Yeah. So Beyonce was number two,
number three.
Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
Sabrina Carpenter's Short and Sweet, Billie Eilish Hit Me Hard
and Sov also made the top five.
Speaker 9 (01:38:55):
So just in case Chapel ron to be on there
as well, it was not can we?
Speaker 17 (01:39:00):
That was?
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
That was just all time all albums of the year,
right yeah all ladies. Huh hey guys, yeah, no, shout
out to the ladies. Step well, you know, after all
today is choose Women Wednesday. You looking at the other
In the top ten, Tyla for her album Tyler was
at number six. Who are the hell? That is all
(01:39:20):
the award shows?
Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
She looks like she's trying to be Beyonce about the
album cover alone, number seven, Future in Metro Booming, We
don't trust you.
Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Number eight, Ariana Grande, number nine, Joe Chili to j Chili,
Sure we we would you say that? Greg Dockley, chill
sure at number nine, so all the albums I have?
And then number ten what a hatchie Tiger's Blood whatever
the sat is? You know what I'm saying, Guys. Time
(01:39:54):
for the birthdays day.
Speaker 8 (01:40:00):
We're gonna sit theatage.
Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
He's like, it's birthday and you know what, we don't
do birthday? So Greg, do you know who sings that song?
Speaker 13 (01:40:09):
Day?
Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
If you told me, I'd be like, oh yeah, I
know that, but I can't think of who.
Speaker 8 (01:40:14):
You don't know who sings it?
Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
Nodfy sent Yeah, okay, Fitty That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
Yeah, all right, all right, Well the celebrity birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
You don't know something I know. That's what I've been saying, Greg.
The selebrity birthday starting with jay Z, who's not fifty cent?
Speaker 16 (01:40:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Yeah, jay Z is fifty five today. You got Jeff Bridges,
the dude, the Big Lebowski. Yeah he's seventy five. Wow.
Jelly Roll turns forty today. Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
Fred Armison the former SNL cast member Portlandia.
Speaker 8 (01:40:46):
He nown plays with the Blue.
Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Man Group as well.
Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
He plays Uncle Fester on Wednesday. Fred Armison is fifty eight.
You got Kevin Sussman, who was Stuart on the Big
Bank Theory, who's fifty four? Tyra Banks is fifty one,
Marissa toil May Aunt May and New Spider Man Movies,
who's sixty years old today? And then you got Wink
Mother f and Martindale. I'm glad to hear a game
(01:41:10):
show host Tic Tac Dough remember that. Hell yes, he's
ninety one years today. And then your pornod birthday is
Leah Gotti and today's birthday. Slut is one of Morgan's
best friends. What if that gives you any idea what
kind of horse she is? She's been in one hundred
and seventy four fine films including Good Golly, Missus Gotti.
(01:41:34):
She was in Soap Soapy Shower Slut Volume one, also
Anal Models Volume three. Yeah, she was in Squirting USA.
He also Lea Gotti bangs as hard as she trains
nice and who can forget her unfreet of a role
in Does Your Family.
Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
Know You Do?
Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
Porn? Okay, that is the question.
Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
I'm guessing not.
Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
I mean, you're gonna be asked over the holidays, you
might as well get it out of the way.
Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
That's Leah who's twenty eight years old today.
Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
So that's your port a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that it's a Wednesday morning. Look at what is happening
around the world of entertainment. You're on this Wednesday morning
with the Woodoo Show. We're gonna take a quick break,
get some more Woodie Show.
Speaker 8 (01:42:15):
For you next, hang on, Boila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
All right, let's go do it.
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Wednesday Morning wrapping up podcast available. Let's go to the
woodieshow dot com Today, Dice Day. Oh, we've did around
a finish the line love Andrew Dice Clay, also the
treading news headlines. It's a bunch of stuff there. It's
all on Wednesday podcast. If you hit up the woodieshow
(01:42:44):
dot com coming up for you tomorrow pre Friday, Thursday morning.
We have got a throwback music thing for you. We
do these every once in a while. And the topic
and I know Gina is very excited about this one
best glam metal songs, so excited, so glam metal, hair rock,
whatever you want to call it, best glam metal songs.
Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
We got that for you tomorrow. A bunch of clips,
Well we'll do. I'm sure there'll be a single long
or two in there.
Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
I would imagine a brand new redneck news trending news
headlines and whatever you got for us in the meantime,
you leave it on the after hours voicemail that numbers
eight seven seven forty four Woodie eight seven seven forty
four Woodie Greg Gory parting words and wisdom please.
Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Yeah, it's a good thing minivans have those stick figure
family stickers on them because otherwise we would think the
driver was hot and single and wild.
Speaker 8 (01:43:31):
Yeah, yeah, you got it.
Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
I saw one recently. It was like, I forget exactly that.
Basically they said your family sucks. Good and it was
the same stick figure thing. Yeah, the stick figure thing.
You just said your family sucks and like each person
there was something wrong with them. Oh really, that's pretty funny.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
(01:43:58):
this morning. You know we love it to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Have a great day.
Speaker 8 (01:44:05):
SMD Doblem I quit this bitch.
Dude to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion,
is it.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Lies the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Wednesday. It's December fourth,
twenty twenty four. Welcome, thank you for being here. We
are the Woody Show. I'm Woody.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That's Greg Gory. Good morning, there's Menace. What's up, Woody.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Good morning to you, Hi, and a good day to
Gina grand Good day to you. We have Sammy, we
got Sea Bass, Borts and Caroline are here you and
they're thinking.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The Woody Show production department. Morgan is here.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
She's our associate producer, Vaughan, our video producer on the
job today. Phones are open for you eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie. You can hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven. Of course,
all the trending news headlines. One of the headlines today,
one of the headlines one of the holidays today today
is Dice Day, Oh nice, which I'm sure is like,
(01:31):
you know, you used to play craps and stuff. Huh,
But we're gonna do something with Andrew Dice Clay nice. Yeah,
one of our favorites. Hell yeah, I mean I love Diceye,
we're gonna have that for you. That's coming up a
little at Lanta. We got the entertainment news, we got
Birthday's porn and Birthday all happening today here on The
Woody Show. With the Christmas holiday coming up, Sammy's in
(01:53):
different Christmas sweaters every day. Are you watching Christmas movies
and shows? Is you like exclusive to that at this
point of the year.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
And I just watched the new Lindsay Lohan one I
was on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
It was good. It was better than Falling for Christmas.
She did very well and it was a good movie.
Speaker 8 (02:10):
I recommend it nice.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Did you watch Falling for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Everybody?
Speaker 8 (02:13):
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Awesome.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
That was her new movie last year. That was kind
of her big comeback one. And now she just did this.
Speaker 9 (02:20):
One wish I had some problems with. She looks really good.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Oh yeah, she's had a full glow up.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah. We've talked about it. Sam.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
You know, I thought you're talking about the new movie
this year.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh no, not the new one.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Oh okay, yeah, well, because I mean I know that
over Thanksgiving they had the twenty four Hours of a
Christmas Story. I think we watched that probably two and
a half time.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
I that movie. We even went to the musical You Did.
That was great.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's where I draw the line.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I know, like I like back to the future, I'm
never going to back to the future of the musical we went,
You went, You said it sucked.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
Eh, the kid loved it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You said it sucked.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Yeah, but this is meat. Kid's like a lot of
dumb stuff, spicky way of getting the kid into theater.
I'm like, oh, you love the movie, We'll go see
the music.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah. It doesn't really to work out that way.
Speaker 10 (03:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
What was my favorite about some Christmas movie and music trivia?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yes, what's Ralphie's dad's name in a Christmas store?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Does anybody know? I have no idea old man picture?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah all right, he's never actually given a name, just
referred to as the old man.
Speaker 11 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I got that fun fact from Woody, So.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Get back Mariah Carries. All I Want for Christmas is You.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That came out in ninety four but didn't hit number
one until twenty nineteen. Oh wow, really Yeah, So it's
weird because I think it was on one of those Uh,
what's it called.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
There was a very special Christmas. They had these out.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
That's where like run DMC Christmas in Hollis that was
on there. That Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, so it was out
for a while.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I thought that was an instant hit. I thought everybody
loved it right from jump.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
In the original script for the Santa Claus with Tim Allen,
Santa doesn't die from falling off Tim Allen's roof. He
dies because Tim Allen's character shoots him.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
My god.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
In the original script, during rehearsals on Home Alone, Joe
Peshy bit mcaulay Culkin hard enough to break his skin.
Oh wow, he got really into the role. Yeah, seriously, method, Well,
I wasn't trying to hit on him. Well, why what
else would you bite somebody? Christmas movie and music trivia,
It's a Wonderful Life, which everybody sees is just this classic.
It was a big time flop when it came out,
(04:29):
was released in nineteen forty six, became a classic though.
It entered the public domain in nineteen seventy four and
TV stations just started airing it.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You never seen it there was cheap programming. Yeah, you've
never seen it? Wow, is that the one where he
careful what you wish for?
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Yeah, I wish I'd never been born. Yeah, every time.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That line.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I know West Virginia Broadcasting Company, and they initially banned
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus from the Air too
naughty when it came out in nineteen in the nineteen fifties,
because they thought Mommy was cheating with Santa instead of
kissing her husband in a Santa suit.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, they are abandoned.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Bad Santa has the most naughty language of any Christmas movie.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
That's one of the funniest movies.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Is so funny fifty five.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, a Charlie Brown Christmas helped kill the aluminum tree
business and just also just a fake tree business in general,
because thanks to Charlie's determination to get a real tree,
people went out and got real trees.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Nice lou Monts.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Dominic the Donkey, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I love that song. My brother's name is Dominic, so we.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
All do.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
The Italian Christmas donkey La.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
La la la.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You know what, that's the best.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
You have to listen to us.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
They rather love it every time he's saying it.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, that song is financed by the Gambino Crime Family
now and then here, I'll give you one more in
uh see twenty eighteen survey, sixty two percent of Americans
do not think that Diehard is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
There the majority of conal debate it's not a Christmas movie.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Just because it takes place over Christmas does not make
it a Chris Christmas Vacation is a Christmas movie. A
Christmas story is a Christmas movie. It's a dumb argument.
This is pineapple on pizza. This is a hot dog
as a sandwich. Yeah, this is all those other dumb
arguments that you hear debated all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
And people who toilet set up, toilet seat down, people
are just trolling you when they say it is exactly.
They just want to argue.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Eight seven seven forty four. What's the phone number? Hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven more? What he shows next?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Hang on the Woody Show? What is show? Podcast listeners?
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Huge news?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What's up? Everybody? It's Venice.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
This Saturday, I'll be at Slavacito and Santa Ana, California
from noon to three pm doing a bunch of giveaways.
They're doing a collaboration with Star Wars it's massive. I'll
see you there, but if you can't make that, the
very next day, Sunday in Buena Park at Rock and Bruise,
I'm doing a watch party with TCL televisions from five
to seven pm and I'm giving away a ninety eight
(07:19):
inch TCL television lost a ton of more giveaways. We'll
see you this Saturday, December seventh at Suaveacito from noon
to three, and then Sunday for that massive TCL television
giveaway at Rock and Bruise from five to seven pm
in Buena Park. December eighth is back and we are
into another new ounce, Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
On this Wednesday morning, it is December fourth, twenty twenty four.
I'm whatdy, that's Greg Gorey. Hi, Menace is here?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
What is up?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I totally thought it was Thursday, by the way you did.
It took me a while kind of did too, Yeah
you did.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
And then I have to get all morning today Tuesday.
Really wow, So I'm pleasantly surprised that it's Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I was square in the middle of the week Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, let's move it along. I got some fun weekend plans.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Nice what are you doing.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I'm going to uh the Penguins game with some buddies,
and then he's going to the Steelers game on Sunday
with my friends and uh my dad and stepmom. Nice
not bringing my son because he's, uh, he's grounded from
Super Sports Weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I always do like a Super Sports.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Weekend where go see the Penguins and the Steelers in
the same weekend. But yeah, it's gonna be cool because
I think on I think on Saturday night, we're going
like down to the locker room after the game.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Cool, and we're gonna get go see Sydney Crosby.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Which is cool because my buddy that I'm going with
this is the guy who is like locked with the NHL,
and so I think we're also gonna go see Austin
Matthews because they're playing the Maple leagu and so he's
friends with Austin Matthews. And then also one of the
guys we're going with is Crosby's agent.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh cool.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah, so we're sitting in their suite, which is cool.
I'm imagining that's pretty nice, rare. Yeah, so I megacyited
about that, and then the game on Sunday, you know,
I'm sure that was cool. You know, get to go
with my dad and stepmom and can we talk about
why your son is grounded? Uh well, I mean, you know,
(09:31):
he was doing some inappropriate stuff and yeah, teenage teenage
boy things and and whatever, and then he had a
bad attitude with his mom and.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well there you go.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
They disrespect sounds like the one to miss though. Man.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
My question though, is you know, now that he's a teenager,
does he want to even go on that kind of trip?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Oh yeah he does. Oh yeah, yeah. The kid's sports crazy.
Oh yeah yeah, and that's his number one sport and
obviously the way that we're going this time, and you know,
pretty yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh man, I'm gonna rub it in.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
So yeah, cave at the last minute, are you no?
Because a lot do that? Because okay, because I scared
your straight No?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Because uh so, on Monday, I'll do the show from
our our radio station in Pittsburgh, and then on Tuesday,
Menace and I will be in Dallas. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
So it's like, what am I gonna do with him
after the stop? But for the games?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Right, yeah, he's a teenager.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Ground I'm not going to do that, and he's got
school and there's very little school left before you know, holiday.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Bright, probably finals and stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I can't rub stuff in your kids faces. What's the point.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
What's the point of a parent?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Exactly? Especially when they mess up. You're like, I could
have been here, brother, we learn Yeah, here, let me
get a picture with Sidney Crosby. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
My god, I was gonna say, I'm sure he's going
to be a barrel of laps with your wife this weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Hey, hey, son, you know you recognize this face, don't you.
Oh that's Austin Matthews.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Heard of him here? Remember that?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. I like it.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Do you think he'll have more of an attitude though?
Now after this?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
No better or not?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Well, I just meet with you rubbing it in and
you know he's gonna be upset.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Well, hopefully he learned from this.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
By the way, uh, for all the parents out there,
I heard about this, this tactic, and I've employed it,
and it's great because you know, in the moment, when
your kids do something, you know, you know what, then
you're grounded from Hey, no more video game, no more phone,
no more you can't go outside with your friends to fortnite. Yeah,
you can't do that sleepover on Saturday, and you're throwing
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stuff out right in the heat of the moment. So,
especially when it's something that they were asked to do
and they're like no, you go all right, and you don't.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Even fight them.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Nope, right, you don't argue, you don't yell or what
because you're the parent. And then what you do is
the next time they want or need something, you just
go no, I don't want to, and that's it. They go, hey,
remember yesterday, remember two days ago, and I asked you
blah blah blahlah blah, and you said no, I want to.
Well guess what that goes both ways. I don't want to.
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They don't know when or what it is. They just
thinking in the moment, like, man, what could it end
up being? Because whatever it is they're going to want
to do, they're going to really want to do in
that moment. You say something now it might not be
important to them in that moment, yea, And man does
that work?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:31):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's great because there's no arguing, there's no yelling.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
It's a I'll remember that exactly right, exactly right.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Like, hey, remember three months ago, and.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
Trust me, don't want something within the hour.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Oh yeah, not that long. I got an update on
Morgan in her prison pen pal thing suitors all her posts,
something about how you know she sent that you resent
the letter?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I did him another letter?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh nice, and we got to return to sender says
in his stamp on it says no longer in custody.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I guess he's a longer locked up.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
I still thinks you're a bach for never writing him.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Back, and I feel so bad about it. You wrote
a very nice letter. I did open it up and
read it.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
You read her mail, she handed it to me, all right.
What does it say that this.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Letter makes it to you? Because remember she had sprayed
perfume on it.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, no, you can't do that. So thirsty. I came
across your letter the other day and I thought of you.
Hope you're doing well seeing here in jail. I hope
you're doing well and your spirits are high. Stay up.
I no longer work at the other radio station. I'm
in the same building, but with the WOODI show.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Bring him here.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'm trying to get listeners.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
What the heck?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But enough about me.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
Are you.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
Got to mention I put in sticker. I put a
Whitis show sticker in there, and a cart and art sticker.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
Yeah, you're gonna get that sent back because there's drugs
on the other side of the But I I felt.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
Bad once I put in the mail because I'm like, hmmm,
that kind of out of touch. Putting like a narc
sticker and a thing to a guy in jail called marketing. Yeah,
also it's called getting listeners.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Putting the sticker in general, getting sent back says when
I found your letter, I noticed it was dated twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Crazy, it's been three years since then. I'm sure time
flies by when you're in jail.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I miss you both.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
The time is passing quickly for you as it is enjoyable,
and it's as enjoyable as possible. Smiley face, I'm so sweet,
so nice. Yeah, maybe he's intentionally dropping the soap. All right,
love to heart it back from you and about how
you're doing cheering for you always heart Morgan, Morgan, you're.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
Getting murdered, embarrassing, you're getting married, obviously not because he's out,
So yeah, that's to him.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
I think the sticker thing was kind of dumb. Can
I share the other dumb thing that you did the
other day when you're telling me about Okay, so she
bought some ray Ban metaglasses, right, and she's like, oh,
I don't want to I don't want to get them
sent to my house because they might get stolen. And
she goes, I'm getting prescriptions, so I'm going to send
them to lens Crafters. And then she goes, I really
want to get them, but they're getting sent to lens
(15:21):
Crafters when lens Crafters is closed.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Okay, all right, you know you can buy them at
lens Crafters.
Speaker 10 (15:27):
Right, Yeah, well I got the whole Black Friday things.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
So anyway, so she's getting them sent to this place
and she's like, I really want them because we're going
to go to a power Slap ten this UFC power
Slap stuff and I want to use them there. She goes,
but the place is closed on Thursday. I'm like, that's
really weird that the lens Crafters closed on Thursday. She's like, yeah,
they're closed on Thursdays, and go that doesn't sound right.
(15:51):
I would go there and say that, you know, you
really need them. Well she's like, oh, never mind. I
printed out and that was just for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Oh yeah, last week I printed out the hours of
the place and the address because you know old and
then yeah, I was like, why are they closed on Thursdays?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That sucks. Yeah. Here's the other thing.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
It's not a simple thing putting the lenses in these metaglasses.
So when you get them at lens Craft, they have
to send them back to wherever it is so they
can because they have to. There's so much wiring and
everything else inside the glasses.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
It takes a minute. What the heck, I can't just
put them on.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
I mean I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But with no prescription. No, no, no, no, don't. I didn't
get prescription. I can see just fine. Oh okay, Why
would you send the lens.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Crafters because they sell them there and she didn't want
to an address to her house?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, would either get them to my house or lens Crafters.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
I was like, no, no, she was saying there was
also like a Black Friday sale.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Right, yeah, which is why I did it online instead
of going in person.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
But why send it to lens Crafters. I don't know.
In the moment, I wasn't I.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Understand you bought them online for the Black Friday sale. Yeah,
but then you don't want them to get stolen from
your house, so you send them to a random business.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Well they're they're a distributors, and I understand, but you buy.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Them there, like, yeah, it doesn't make sense now that
we're explaining it.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Yeah, say, you wouldn't get the discount if you bought
them at the store.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
I probably would have now that I think about it,
but in the moment I would.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Trying to help you know, like.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
You didn't buy it on the lens crafter website, right, No, no, okay,
So why what does les Star with any of it?
Why send the prescription your local vape shop. Yeah, that's
thank you Starbucks the ball.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, exactly, send it to a donut chop that's open
twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
They literally sell these things everywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Just send them to prison Patrick gets them. Yeah, I
just don't know why. Incredibly random.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, why would you decide to send them just because
they sell glasses?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Well, and why do they want to be the middle man?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Right?
Speaker 9 (17:48):
I was just caught up with you printed out their schedule,
which is weird, and then he thought they were closed
on Thursdays.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
I didn't even think about all that at of the story.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, it's definitely not. Oh my god, well pile on.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
What else anyone got anything's good? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
All right? Send it to twenty four hour seven like
Mini Mark.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah right, yeah, exactly, someone's away there, you know what,
someone's ally to the airport.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Yeah, send it there, twenty four hours to day.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Send it to the police station. Hotel.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Random hotel.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Are you staying there, ma'am, No, you can't. I just
had my mail delivered here.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
That's all you can get mail delivered to a hotel
if you're staying there.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yeah, I'll try it out. Yeah, so go ahead, book
a room. It's incredibly random, so weird. All right? More
what he shows next?
Speaker 9 (18:33):
I think there's some snannigans going on.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
The Woody Show's back, all right, Gina Grab What are
some of the trending news headlines today?
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Well, South Korean president yunsuck you'll declared unsuck, you'll d
declared emergency martial law yesterday after accusing the country's opposition
party of sympathizing with North Korea Johnny crack.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
But what was that for, Boys of the Hood. Yeah,
just watched that what's his name?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh h, I'm sorry, un suck yo, suck yo, thank
you your babies.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
In the house. But in a few hours after the announcement,
they stormed the chamber and demanded that martial law be lifted,
and they did. Yeah. The opposition party argued that the
whole martial law thing was unconstitutional and that it goes
against the people here in the US. We're just kind
of monitoring the situation and we'll see what happens, you know,
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figure out, figure it out. A grandmother in Pennsylvania went
missing while looking for her cat.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I saw that, dude, didn't She fall into a sinkhole?
Speaker 8 (19:43):
They think They think she fell into this really deep
sinkhole that's tied to an abandoned coal mine. Search crews
were able to get down there, but they haven't found her.
They're hoping she is sad, hoping she found an air
pocket somewhere. Sure, yeah, she'll be fine. Rescuers doing everything
they can it will continue searching as long as it's
safe for them to do so. So good luck, grandma.
(20:05):
That is really tough.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
That's the official word. We hope she found an air
poppd airpot. She doesn't have every bone in her body broken.
I know how far did she fall?
Speaker 8 (20:14):
And we're happy to look for I mean, if we're cool,
but if not, you know, sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Looking for a cat, right, Greg? I mean, we're just
talking about this the other day. We were It's they're
not even a dime a dozen. It's like a dime
for two dozen, dare you.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I don't hate cats, but I'm not going to risk
my life going out to find one.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
I mean true, that is kind of their fault. They
kind of take care of themselves. Yeah, I hope the
cat found an air pocket well. Eminem's mom, Debbie Nelson,
passed away on Monday night after lung cancer. She was
sixty nine years old. Her diagnosis was first revealed in September,
but according to reports at the time, she didn't have
that long to live. Debbie sued Eminem. I'm sure you
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guys remember this for defamation nineteen ninety nine, one of
the great stories. Oh yeah, for the song cleaning up
My closet that you know, referred to her many times.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I'd just set it all my lawsuits and a few demis,
that's the one.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
And apparently the details of how they ended up are crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
So again one of my favorite stories. So she goes
sues him for eleven million dollars. Okay, I was reading
about this. ABC News had a whole article. Ye, So
she sues him eleven million dollars for defamation. The judge
rules in her favor.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Okay, but she.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Only got granted twenty five thousand of the eleven million
dollars to drop off that she asked for, and ultimately,
after lawyer's fees, she walked away with sixteen hundred dollars. Wow,
that's what they say, Like, the only people that win
in lawsuits are the lawyers.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Lawyers, they're best friends, they're working together.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, because you're gonna get whatever your settlement is, Like
eleven million dollars becomes in this case, twenty five thousand dollars, right,
one hundred thousand dollars becomes ten thousand dollars, and then
out of that you pay your lawyer's fees.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
You know, Oh my god. So many of these settlements
are just symbolic, you know, yeah, right, they're never realistic. Yeah,
eleven million becomes she walks away with sixteen hundred dollars. Yeah,
and the very damaged relationship. I mean, you know, she
was just nice to him. He really helped her out.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
Yeah, she would have made way more money if she
has just been cool.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
Well, apparently over time the two made attempts to mend
their fences, and Eminem even apologize for their strained relationship.
But I don't think it went very far, did any good.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
In Manhattan, jury is deliberating in the trial of Daniel Penny.
He's the former marine charge with manslaughter for the choke
hold death of Jordan Neely on New York subway last
year in May. I'm sure you heard about this. Penny
claims he was protecting other passengers from Neely's threatening behavior,
while prosecutors say a choke hold was excessive force. Case
has sparked a ton of debate about self defense and
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the treatment of homeless people. The jury's still going over
the evidence. No outcome just yet.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
That kind of feel all or nothing, right, Like, if
there's somebody threatening whatever, your response to of that should
just be whatever, Like, well, if they're threatened to kill you,
then you should be allowed to respond in the same way. Well,
people feel physically threatened, right, and they go, oh, well
that was successive. Some guy pulls a gun on a
store owner, we've seen these before. The store owner responds,
(23:14):
but he shot him too many times?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
In response, like, the guy came in with a gun
with where you can only assume the intent to kill him. Correct, Yeah,
so this is where why else would you have the gun?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
If you ever take a gun training class, you know
they say you don't you shoot to kill? Because you don't,
you're not gonna, Well, I'm gonna aim for their leg.
I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot the gun.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Out of their hand.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Like, that's not the way it works, like if you're
gonna go that directly. So once that line has been crossed,
whether it's one or a billion times, I don't care.
If this guy's on the train, he's threatening people, physically
threatening people, you know, to kill you or whatever, and
somebody chokes him death.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Who cares?
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yeah, I don't care. Well.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
And one of the key pieces of evidence apparently the
guy was still alive after the choke hold and then
he died.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Yeah, it's it's it's a mess, and I think it's
going to set a precedent. So we will watch and
see where the jury goes with that.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
But if I'm on the jury again, I'm sitting there going. Yeah.
I know, man, if only that could have been avoided, right,
And I don't think it's on the on the side
of Daniel Penny to be avoided. I think if only
we want people like people watch these videos all the
time where people are getting rolled and everything else, and
then you go and all these people are just walking by,
like does nobody failing it to help this woman? Yeah,
(24:29):
who's getting her ass kicked right on the street. And
there was like sorry walking by, like nobody got involved.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I mean I can't totally blame people that don't want
to get involved. No, but the people who do, let's
not bring them the court. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
He didn't just randomly pick this guy, pull him off
the pull him off the seat of the subway car
and then choke him out to death.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Yeah. And like Greg said, it wasn't like one, two three,
take a nap, You're dead. It was a whole you know,
trying to apparently save everybody whatever. Delta Airlines going to
fly the fifty seven year old Russian woman who stowed
away on a flight to Paris last week back to
New York. The woman was supposed to leave France on
a flight yesterday. But once she was on board the plane,
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Delta refused a fly her. They didn't say why, but
they said we're going to try to send her back
with a French escort. According to one.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
Man, everybody dream According to one man who saw who
was on who was on the original flight with her,
he said she kept saying, I do not want to
go back to the USA.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
Only a judge can make me go back to the USA.
Authorities in the US are still investigating how the woman
even got on the flight without a ticket. And one
more piece of airline news, Frontier Airlines announced that they're
going to start offering luxury, spacious seats late next year.
You have the big company, Yeah right. Their planes will
(25:51):
be reconfigured to replace the existing first two rows with
the new Front class style. They haven't announced with the
pricing is going to be, but we'll stay on.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
I've never flown front here because my brother in law
he's tried to fly with them, I think like three
times and it's been canceled. Oh yeah, so I have
not tried it.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
I don't want that experience.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
But those big seats on Spirit are good.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
They are comfy.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I think it's kind of what's insulated me from the
riff raff exactly that I don't like. That's why I
keep saying I fly the first time I flow flu Spirit.
I was looking for drama. I was looking for experience. Yeah,
I hear these stories all the time on this show.
I guess the airline a lot of these crazy stories
for Spirit and people fighting everything else on the Spirit flights,
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and I just thought, I just thought, man, that'd be something,
you know, I got. This is a direct flight. It
meets the times I need maybe get a little show.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Well, if you really want to do some deep investigation,
don't just get a regular seat. And then you'll see
the park bench seating. I'm with you.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
It's definitely not fly with them a lot. And yeah
so does pointing. No fights yet, but people have raised
their voice. Yeah, like arguing with you. Nothing too crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And those bigger seats up front are comfortable. Trying flowing
Spirit a few times and each time it was like
the plane was right off the showroom floor. It was awesome. Yeah,
brand new, I a great good.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
New favorite airline. That's what's going on.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina, Quick break More
Woodies show is next. Hang on.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Boys demon funny.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
All right.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
So I've got a couple of stories here, both involving
police officers, but I think in a good way. Okay,
this is one a couple of weeks ago in Colorado.
So this happened. This police officer was chasing after a
suspect who was trying to get away on foot through
a neighborhood. And so this guy, the guy they're chasing,
is running through yards and jumping fences. The cops chain
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snaffter him, jumping fences, the whole thing. The guy eventually
stole some kids motorized scooter and took off on it.
And so the cop who's chasing him now to disadvantage
because you know, he's losing ground, so he grabs some
random kids like BMX bike and then just took off
on it after the guy. So there's video from a
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neighbor security camera, so you see the scooter. It's comedy.
There goes the guy on the scooter and then there
comes the cop. He's like, you see he's going down
this way. It's really it's really fun. Anyway, they caught
the guy and took him to jail. People are mad
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at the cop, of course, for stealing quote unquote the
kid's bike.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
I hatyone.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
They argue that it was cruel for the cop to
steal the kids bike like that, even if the suspect
might have been dangerous, they don't care.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
And I'm sure the bike was gone for days and
that was my point. Wait, he didn't steal it. The
word borrowed more appropriate. He never intended to keep it.
It wasn't gonna be locked up as evidence for the
rest of attorney. The family, the kid who owns the bike,
they were totally cool with it. They don't care, and
they say it was returned immediately afterward and it wasn't damaged.
Everything is fine. And this is why we're talking about
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jobs you would never want to have. Like, Okay, so
here's a cop who actually we see stuff where they
call they call chase off, they go at forget it
or they stop behind them and a stop sign. Yeah,
and we're like, why don't they pursue these people?
Speaker 5 (29:33):
This guy is like going up onces, yeah, grabbing bikes.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Then they get the guy and still people are And.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
It's crazy because you think, like in the movies, like
the cop returns to the bike and he's like, wow,
a cop got a bad guy on this thing. But no,
everyone's mad. Here you go, kid, Yeah, it like scruffs
his hair.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
And then some police officers in Illinois they saved this
pregnant woman who was speeding down her dead end road
in the runaway car. Like her brakes wouldn't work. Oh geez,
and so she couldn't turn off the engine. She's calling
nine one one, and I guess she was headed toward
a freezing lake that was the end of the of
the dead end there. And so yeah, here's a movie.
(30:16):
Here's a nine one one call that she made, along
with an explanation by a police spokesperson for what was
going on there.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
I need help. My brake won't stop.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
My car won't stop.
Speaker 13 (30:25):
My brakes start working.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I'm twenty weeks for you.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I cannot die today. I'm trying to hit the breaking stars.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I can't.
Speaker 13 (30:32):
It won't stop.
Speaker 14 (30:33):
Moved to get in front of it, and then conducted
a rolling roadblock, which allowed them to gently apply the
brakes and slowly make contact with the front of the
vehicle that was out of control.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
You're gonna hit the cop.
Speaker 13 (30:46):
I'm gonna hit, ma'am. It's okay, they know, ma'am. It's okay.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
They know.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
I mean, whether she did whatever she did or said
in that time, I don't blame man, you're freaking out.
Speaker 8 (31:07):
Yeah, she can't control her car and she runs right
into the one thing you don't want to run into.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Now, why would it be that you couldn't turn the
engine off? Or maybe the emergency brake?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
You found these stories once in a while though, they Yeah,
the brakes fail and then they can't stop.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I know the brakes can fail, But I'm thinking about
like what you do in that case, Like you put
it in shut off the car?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Can you put it in neutral? But I guess because
you have to push the Well, no, you don't need
to push the break to put the car in neutral. No,
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
But even still, like the emergency brake, ye, would that work?
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Grab it?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Well? Some of them are automatic now they're like electrically,
it's just button. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
Some of those stories with like oh they just uncontrollably
wouldn't stop.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
They did.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
I remember hearing a radio thing about this that a
lot of those investigations it was operator error, like somebody
freaks out and pushing the accelerator. So who knows, but
this woman's certainly sounds like it was not her fault.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
There was a story like that where as the person
was driving, it turns out as the person was driving,
they had one of those after market floor mats and
someone over the accelerator and so they panics. They're hitting
the brake and every time they kind of let up
on this, yeah, because it sucks. Yeah, so the accelerator
was still you know, pressed, Oh my god. Yeah, they
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freaked out saying that the brakes weren't working out they were,
they were working if you really step on them, right,
you know, you could do that, but how scary.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Commandeering the bike, thank you? Yeah, text, that's what it's
called six five one. We commandeered this bike. Ye, stop
and you pull somebody. Yeah, I need your car to
chase this bike. You've seen that movies.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
There was another story. I was in Washington, like Washington.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
These three guys they sold this excavator which they used
to steal in at m and then load it into
the back of a stolen Super Sweet four f one
fifty pickup truck, and the cops they arrived just as
they were pulling out of the parking lot. The driver
notices the cop car, speeds off, leads the cops on
a chase, and they got away because the cop was
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only able to chase them to the city limit.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
That's also something you see in the movie where the
cop car kind of fishtails out to the side, like
I'll get you next time, right in the border. Damn.
I didn't think that was the thing.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
The rules that we create for ourselves, it was stupid.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Yeah, it's almost like you're playing a sport. There shouldn't
be a sport. It's like, well, you just stole an ATM.
You're in a stolen car. Yeah, the county you know
field a dream style. I can't cross this line. I
stole it in our city. But also can't you can't.
They radio ahead to the whoever the next city or
the next county over, have me. Hey, we're headed toward
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the city line. That's where my jurisdiction ends. Do you
pick up the chase from there?
Speaker 8 (33:57):
Something everyone's just getting away with way too much.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, eight seven, seven forty four woodie,
kay this with a text over to two to ninety seven,
will be right.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Back, show, will be right back.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Let's all.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Metas has another outing. I do what he's doing. I
don't know how you do all these. It's on a
Sunday evening, it is.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I can't imagine leaving my house on Sunday evening agreed
offense listeners.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
But damn, it's easy. It's easy. I'll be home by
my bedtime anyways.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
All right, so med it's gonna be out this Sunday
five to seven pm at Rock and Bruise in Buyne
Park Rocks. Yeah, they have this, man, I forget the
name of the wings. They have the Asian something and
they're called look them up, okay, each and whatever. I
forget what the exactly those.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Are bomb rock and hot wings.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
No, they have it's a they have different flavors. Oh, okay,
and one of I forget what they call it.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Oh the half pound sweet and spicy Asian wings. Yes,
oh yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Gotta try those. I usually go, oh, those are so good.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
I'm Rock and Bruce.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yeah anyway, so be at Rock and Bruce. Of course,
all the bruise and all the food and that kind
of stuff. But also Meta's gonna be giving away a
TCL ninety eight inch TV.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
A big deal. It's nine eight inches big.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
It's huge.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
And that's on top of all the other normal giveaways
and stuff that'll be this Sunday in the area of
Wayna Park.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Menace will be at Rock and Bruce. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
It's all in celebration of their Black Friday sale, which
is going on right now, still happening.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah's a woody show, all right.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Well, as we mentioned at the top of the show,
today is Dice Day, yeah, which I'm pretty sure it means,
you know, you roll the dice right, and it's.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Not in fact, Andrew dice Clay's birthday. That's September twenty ninth. Okay,
I have a tattooed for it.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
But we figure because you know, we're all fans of
Andrew dice Clay, the Dice Day to us is about Dice.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Yeah. Oh, they're all big fans.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah. Now I know, Gina, you know a lot about
his work.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
I do, yeah, and so he was a big fan.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
So we have a game here.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Sea Bass has some clips and we're gonna play the
first part of the right Sea Bass.
Speaker 15 (36:14):
And these are his specifically his nursery rhymes stuff. Okay,
here's poems as he used to call them. Yeah, now, man,
is are you familiar with Dice stuff?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah? I love dice attitude. Yeah, I don't think I've
done a deep dive into his work. I think he
loves the persona. Yeah sure, I saw him a Starbucks once. Oh, okay,
you mean you like Dice. I like same kind of thing.
But you wouldn't be able to I couldn't recall a single.
I know.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
He was like the first comuni to do the Garden.
Yeah you started out.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah, Now, Sammy, do you have any frame of reference
at all on Andrew Dice Clay?
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Yeah, I know him, I like him, I don't I
don't think I'm going to know his nursery rhymes.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
But this should definitely.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Be between But yeah, right, so here's here's what we'll do.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Well, Uh, we'll play the first part and then I
think we have uh Sammy and Greg guess yeah, okay.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
And then and then you and I will say that
the same time. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (37:07):
Right, Well, it got to the point as I was
pulling these clips that he got his fans knew his
rhymes so well that they would kind of sing a
lot what's right, which you couldn't do as a comedian.
You people shouldn't be finishing your jokes. But these things
were such a different beast. Yeah, I had the cassettes.
I had the cassettes of his comedy albums. So forting
(37:28):
too long?
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I went into that. I go, hey, I knew a suit.
How big fording two fording two short? No fording too long.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
It's a good joke. Yeah, is it a joke? People
who know Dice know that bit.
Speaker 13 (37:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
And let's just say it was a Chinese tailor. The
kind of went in on. Greg, ask you that same
question with some of these nursery rhymes. Here we'll play again,
we'll try Okay, here we go first one and again,
have the bleeper ready because we're just gonna say whatever
(38:06):
the line is, because it'd be you too much to
kind of dance around it. Yeah, and so bored, be
ready on the on the bleeper. Here we go first one.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Jack and Jill went up to help Book with a
buck and a quarter.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
All right, both with a bucket of a quarter, bucket,
a bucket of water. It's a bucket a quarter.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Jack and Jill went up to help Book with a
buck and a quarter.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
And then I'm finished. The finish the finished the joke,
and then and then Jack laid Jill down and stuck
his cock in herrick.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
And then Jack.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Yeah, and then and Jill came yeah, I mean Jill
came tumbling after. So Jack came onto Jill.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
Came onto Jill. She's great, all right, all right, there
we go.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Now we're gonna we'll play the second one and then
we'll finish where it picks up.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Right, Hey, here we go.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Jack and Jill went up to help book with a
bucket a cortar.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Jill came down with fifty.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
See it's not just that she had two fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
She was naughing hork right, yeah, God, are you getting it?
Are you understanding? Yeah? She charged Jack? Yeah yeah, yeah
right all right.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Dice Day finished the line.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh moda.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Hubbin went to the cupot to get her old dog bone.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
This is oh okay, and.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
He gave her a bone of his own.
Speaker 8 (39:42):
Oh sammy okay, pretty good?
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Interested, pretty good, Greg, and he guess, and in return
he made her moan, And.
Speaker 8 (39:49):
In return he made her moan.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Let's see how close she got?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Modo.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Hubbin went to the cupbot to get her.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
Old dog of the bone took over she got a
bone in her own.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Get that. Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Her dog had sex with her.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Over, She got a bone over.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
The joke is on his forced beastiality, get it. Yeah,
she had sex with her own dog.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
Ver to right, But the dog wanted to only only
the dog wanted to only participant.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Alright, dice day, This is finished the line. Mary had
a little lamb.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
She kept the hump.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Back gud she kept in her backyard. This was white
as snow. Now. Mary had a little lamb. She kept
the hump back God. And then Mary made the little
lamb so hard. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, because again dick,
(40:57):
because everything's about.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Is Yeah, so I'm gonna go lamb yeah.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
And then and then the lamb fucked her in the
back door.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Get one good one, all right, I'll be honest. I
can't finish the line on this one. These are deeper.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Mary had a little lamb she kept in hump back God.
When she took up panties off his wily dick.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
God, I'm gonna give myself a point for that, all right,
I got the gist. It was a lambo wrecktion. Yeah,
but I like.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.
Speaker 8 (41:39):
Where the Mary went, the lamb was sure to go, I.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Know, but like, wasn't there another? He had another one
that was Mary? To go find that anyway?
Speaker 2 (41:46):
All right?
Speaker 5 (41:47):
The next one, dice Day finished the line, this was
likeing out like the famous one.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
It's time to suck my cock.
Speaker 7 (41:57):
Good answer, Yeah, Hickory to free doc uh this get
this bitch.
Speaker 8 (42:03):
To suck my cock?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
Yeah, alright, this one. I can this one. I can
definitely fit here.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Here I go.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Some chick was sucking my COCKI dump the bit. On
the next block. He really told the story with Yeah,
it was a longer one. That was long.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
This chick was sucking my clock. The clock struck two.
I dropped my goo. I dumped the bitch on the
next block.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
A horse was a horse.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
He was getting his yea, all right, all right, there's more.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, I like this are having.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
We're having so much tuny just to get I don't
know if I can remember anymore.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
All right, let's see if we uh, we're gonna do
this one.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Here we go, little Jack corner setting the corner reading
a pizza bike.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
All right, save you want to first?
Speaker 8 (43:01):
Gray stealing too? Good answer, No, I like when g
goes first play the in Little.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Jack Corner, set in the corner, reading up Pizza up.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Pie, and then he went up to a little red
riding hood and shot a load in her eye.
Speaker 7 (43:14):
Oh good, that's really good.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
That's a really good Gallagher too.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
You could be yeah, I could be a writer, yeah,
a rewriting the.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
Gist of it. Now, you could be the punch up guy.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:26):
So he So he's sitting in the corner eating a
pizza pie, and then I guess he would probably m
I mean, the only thing that's coming to my mind is.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Like, go fuck this bitch in the ass.
Speaker 8 (43:40):
That's the first thing you go.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh my god. All right, all right, we're making our
way through this. Uh are you lost this one? Don't
remember this one either?
Speaker 1 (43:52):
On Little Jack Corner, set in the corner, reading a
Pizza up pie, he ship pepperoni, blew his friend Pony
White this on his toe.
Speaker 8 (44:04):
That was not a different directions.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
That was wow.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
See if you contigure this one, little miss Muffett sat
on a tough it eating her curds, and way oh.
Speaker 8 (44:16):
Along came a spiders sat down beside her and said, Hey,
what's in the bull? Bitch?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, yeah, there's that one.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
There's also uh little miss Muffett sat on the tough
of eating her cards, and way along came a spider
crawled up and sat and said, damn that pussy's wide.
Speaker 8 (44:35):
Heard that one's version is the more common one.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
I heard that other than called a girl.
Speaker 8 (44:43):
Yeah, what the ball bitch?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
The punchline is I disrespect women?
Speaker 9 (44:48):
Yeah, okay, I know, all right, here we go.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
Dice Day finished the line and.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Clay re marry quite contrary. Oh I know this one.
Oh oh, her snatch was super hairy contrary.
Speaker 7 (45:05):
Yeah, gave me Mary quite contrary.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
How does your garden grow?
Speaker 8 (45:11):
Your spells and cockles? Pretty mates?
Speaker 6 (45:14):
All all right, Mary, Mary quite contrary. So he slapped
a bit.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
All right, all right, Greg, Greg is definitely on the
right track with this one. He goes, we Mary quite contrary,
trim net pussy in it.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
So damn, Harry, Wow, I'm giving myself another point. Yeah,
all right, I'm sensing a theme here. She had a
big bush Scott banned from what MTV. He was hosting
the video musical one.
Speaker 9 (45:44):
Yeah, he started swearing and he also kind of fell
off after that.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
He got dis invited from SNL too, I believe. Well
he cried on our sineo after that. Oh all right, uh,
here's the next one.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Tree blind mice, trape blind mice. See how they run?
Speaker 8 (46:02):
Blind mice?
Speaker 3 (46:03):
How they rod? A lot of stuff could rhyme with that.
This is a deep cut run.
Speaker 8 (46:14):
Already.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, I mean, I mean you said it.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
I was thinking it.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
That's good. They pulled the train on each other and
they started to come I like it. Another gay animal.
Well yeah, I mean it's nursey rhymes. So there's there's
a lot of there's a lot of animals in there.
All right, do you know this one?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
You know?
Speaker 8 (46:36):
I don't think I know this one.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Here we go, let's find that tree blind mice.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
See how they run? But the fuck it ain't going.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Wow, it's good as the Muppet one.
Speaker 8 (46:49):
You thought he was but.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
A running.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
I'll give you one more, one more for dice day
finish the line.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, good old mother ghost remember, oh.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
You know this one? This is like I know this one.
It's like a wrap up joke, like, yeah, good old
mother ghosts.
Speaker 8 (47:08):
Remember we told all these nursery rhymes. Yeah, I remember,
I remember that. The end.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'm ninety percent confidence I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Go with yeah, she died of aids rhyme. Yeah it
was the eighties. I mean yeah, good old mother Ghosts.
Remember her.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
She was old, but I sucked her anyway.
Speaker 8 (47:30):
Good, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
She is. Oh and by the way, she was a
bit I don't want it out there.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
I remember correctly that that would make Sammy the closest.
Speaker 8 (47:43):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, good old mother Ghosts. Remember I fucked her? I
thought the Yeah, all right, that's the.
Speaker 8 (47:54):
Yeah, that was so good. But also, did we do
this one already or did it just pop in my
mind the start the old mother Hubbard? Oh yeah, yeah,
uh she I just remember the punchline.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
She had so many kids. Yeah, yeah, there was an
old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so
many kids.
Speaker 8 (48:17):
I do like that, man the great An, I'll.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Tell you what barts bords fingers are callous sports his wedding.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Bory from uh from all.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
We should all get together watch Ford Fairlane.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Okay, we're gonna take a happy, nice day. We're gonna
take a quick break. More Wood he shows next, hang
up more next.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Maybe they'll hurt each other in the hallway running for
the bathroom, maybe.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
The what do you show?
Speaker 9 (48:45):
Hiology at Irvine Spectrum.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
What's up everybody? It's a menace.
Speaker 9 (48:49):
I'm gonna be there December twelfth from three to five
pm doing a bunch of giveaways, and this time we're
going big by giving away a big screen television and
so much more. We'll see you there December twelve, Irvine
Spectrum Biology three to five pm.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Show.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
All right, so we decided to add a special little
bonus on the podcast for today and it gets posted
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(49:28):
line segment people love dice that we just didn't know
people really loving salmon. Sammy was the star of that segment.
You would have thought it was and Clay, but no,
certainly Sammy.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, oh my god. Greg's been dying all right. So
Bart was very busy on on the buttons. Obviously for
obvious reasons.
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Things we can't say, we've decided to put and he
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the bleeps. Yeah, and we'll put that as a bonus
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Speaker 3 (50:34):
I'll put that on loop.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Yah a special.
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a bunch of people on Bumble, one of the dating apps.
(50:56):
Bumble asked about what their favorite fetishes are. Oh, and
the number one response was continuing after orgasm I don't
know why that would be wait a thing.
Speaker 9 (51:08):
Continuing, you want to bang outer?
Speaker 5 (51:10):
Yeah, that was the number one response, followed by doing
it open air on a balcony, that'd be I would
fall into that kind of that. That sounds like something
like Greg would man, continuing after finishing, I don't understand
you want that.
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 8 (51:28):
Okay, okay, okay, that's.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
What we were going for.
Speaker 9 (51:34):
Now, what would you be your favorite dream balcony?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Greg? My dream overlooking what? Yeah, got top of a something,
probably looking at maybe a beach, the beach, like.
Speaker 8 (51:46):
A populated beach with people or an empty beach.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
He wants people want danger. I was at this one
hotel and things started getting a little hot and heavy
on the on the balcony, and I didn't realize just
how in plain view it was. Mario's like, oh, it's
it's our balcony. I'm like, I don't think it works
that way. Yeah, our they can do this. Yeah, some
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other popular ones.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
Again, this is a bunch of people asked on Bumble
what their favorite fetishes are. Having sex while playing video games.
Oh god, waking each other up with oral sex.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
All right, that's good.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
Working out together while naked, like, we all haven't done that.
Objectivephilia that's when somebody inserts a foreign object into your
anus or vagina to achieve an organism.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
What's the objectiphilia? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (52:37):
Any thing, I guess.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Table legs and car keys and a nine iron, a
water buffalo.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
Yeah. The survey also found that gen Z just a
bunch of sissies. When asked about their favorite sexual activity,
the gen zs say cuddling. Only forty three percent of
gen zs said they're open to introducing sex toy into
the bedroom. Gen Z couples twice as likely to say
their favorite sexual position is missionary. Missionary, which is underrated.
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I mean it's fine, Yeah, there's nothing wrong. It's not
the most exciting. It gets the job done, for sure. Overall,
couple's favorite sex positions are kneeling, face to face, right
angle and cowgirl.
Speaker 8 (53:27):
Not a fan.
Speaker 5 (53:28):
The most unpopular you're talking about like regular cowgirl or
reversewgar the reverse cowgirls watch TV?
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
That's not great.
Speaker 5 (53:39):
The most unpopular sex positions doggie style sixty nine y yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
How would that be unpopular?
Speaker 5 (53:48):
And then anal Yeah? Yeah, those are the most unpopular,
like I always thought Doggie style was very popular.
Speaker 8 (53:56):
Is it overrated? Because I mean, for as for ladies,
it's not great.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
Really? Yeah, oh I thought it was. I've I've heard
an experienced or you know, heard the opposite.
Speaker 8 (54:09):
Well, it depends on your size, I'm imagining, because certain
my husband is gifted.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
Yeah, it does depend on it out of him.
Speaker 7 (54:21):
It can hurt. If it's when the guy's in too
much control. I guess any of it hurt.
Speaker 8 (54:26):
Well, if it's not going that far, then who cares?
But this one, my god, bruise my consoles.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
If I was your husband, I would say, Gina, could
you please just spread the word that we do this.
Everybody actually hurts.
Speaker 8 (54:42):
It's a problem.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
Because I'm quote gifted. I need you to tell that more,
say it loud about it.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
She keeps so hard for her husband and like her
steps d I know. But my point is I kind
of wonder, like, is she embellshing for his benefit?
Speaker 3 (55:00):
But which is a great choice? So that's a great characteristic.
Speaker 8 (55:03):
No, I don't lose it, don't I don't.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
Even don't even tell me if I'm onto something. I'm
giving you the thought.
Speaker 8 (55:08):
I'm saying this. I mean, if we're really having a
therapy hot therapy sash right now, and I'm giving you
guys a cope, like it has caused problems before, like
in the relationship, Like I'm sorry, like I can't, I'm
not I'm not up for this right now because it's
too much.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Really. Yeah, Wow, you're a good wife. What's that like? Yeah,
it's caused problem.
Speaker 5 (55:29):
He doesn't think it's guarantee if you guys ever broke
up like you guys ever got divorced, it got your
bid Yeah yeah, Oh my god, his.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Penis was so small the whole time.
Speaker 8 (55:39):
I'll just up.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, you're a good wife. Yeah, that's really good. How
long have you been married?
Speaker 8 (55:48):
Three a little over three years, so we've been living
together longer.
Speaker 3 (55:51):
So not too long that you didn't do dating apps
before him?
Speaker 8 (55:55):
Oh honey, oh god, I mean wait, is my husband listening? No,
I didn't do that and I have never. I was
actually a version until our wedding night. Is even better. Yeah, right,
because like you've said this before, they don't want to
hear about it. I mean, dud does, but I don't, like,
I don't care. I'll I ask my questions and that's
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the difference. Between men and women.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
Yeah, like you're asking him questions.
Speaker 8 (56:18):
About so like what I'm curious for what purpose?
Speaker 3 (56:22):
Like what is he like? What will you like? What's it?
What kind of positive would you get from that?
Speaker 4 (56:25):
Well?
Speaker 8 (56:26):
I don't have a like a visceral negative reaction to
it at all. I'm just curious.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
Does it make you feel better about your own.
Speaker 8 (56:33):
I don't know, you know what if we're again, is
it a.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
Way to kind of like maybe justify like in your mind,
not justifa, not that you need the justification, but makes
you feel better, like, oh see, we're kind of more
equals on this maybe.
Speaker 8 (56:44):
But I don't want to tug at this thread, and
I certainly don't want to admit it, but I think
there might be something kind of hot about it.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
Yeah, about the idea of you thinking about somebody else.
Speaker 8 (56:56):
Like him being like a kind of a casanova before
my you know, I kind of like it.
Speaker 3 (57:02):
But are you picturing him with somebody.
Speaker 8 (57:04):
I mean, a faithless person, not like somebody I know?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
And it gets you going?
Speaker 8 (57:09):
I kind of like it. He doesn't want to talk
about it.
Speaker 5 (57:13):
Mental terrorism, I think is part of that to who though,
because I think I think most people, if they think
about their partner with somebody else.
Speaker 8 (57:21):
If I think about it, if I would torture, if
I think that he's doing that right now, I would
have a massive problem. But if I think, like, yeah,
as before we were together.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
Everybody knows, everybody's got to pass.
Speaker 5 (57:31):
I'm saying knowing that if you would sit there and
close your eyes and think about like some guy that
Mario was with before, I mean, and you pictured it
like you, it makes me.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
I think it would bother him. It makes me bummed out.
But I can see Gina's point that maybe it's kind
of hot.
Speaker 9 (57:46):
It's a little hot, yeah, because she would just like
to know, Oh, he was very desired.
Speaker 3 (57:52):
I got him.
Speaker 8 (57:53):
Yeah, thank you, And like women don't want a Verdant,
you know, women don't want to be the guys first.
We want to know that he has a little We
want to be your first.
Speaker 3 (58:02):
We've heard. Yeah, it might be a part of it. Again,
that's a different dudes. Yeah, I think that's part of it.
Speaker 13 (58:08):
Man.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
It's like you can look now, Gina and go think
about all that and think he ended up with me.
Speaker 8 (58:13):
Yeah, I think he hurts me.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
He hurts me like that.
Speaker 12 (58:19):
Yeah, he's going to be so pissed or no.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
Yeah, yeah, honey, listen, you an apology said you were
in doubt.
Speaker 9 (58:28):
I'm so sorry, listen, you were blood Please forgive me.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
I let everybody to believe that you have this humongous
peanuts and we can't even do dog used to. I'm
really sorry, hurt. Yeah, I'm sure this really knocks your
feelings the way you knock on my service. It's the show.
Speaker 5 (58:53):
We started this hour honoring Dice day. To finish the line,
Andrew Dice plays nursery rhymes. The uncensored version will be
on the podcast today.
Speaker 3 (59:09):
Let's go to the woodieshow dot com and then we
got in that whole thing. Followed it up.
Speaker 5 (59:14):
With the fetish survey from users on Bumble, which got
into a conversation of Gina talking about how her husband's
got a huge penis that.
Speaker 8 (59:25):
Is sometimes is too much.
Speaker 5 (59:29):
Yeah right, Gregor are like this interesting? What's that like?
Speaker 8 (59:34):
I'm not a size queen, as it's been.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
People in the texture setting, it was kind of surprising that.
Speaker 5 (59:41):
You're not a lot of people sharing like things on
here about how their partners really into hearing about their
sexual past, wants to hear all about it.
Speaker 9 (59:53):
I don't think that's a woman thing, not a dude thing.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
No, there's a woman on here that said that her
husband loves hearing about her being with other guys because
he's a creep.
Speaker 8 (01:00:05):
So girls are normal, but guys are.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, oh oh yeah,
Because yeah, I don't really think it's as a guy
or a girl thing.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
I think there's just people who are a relationship. Yeah,
people who are just either into it or or not.
I didn't necessarily like, have it down gender. Yeah, well
I definitely do.
Speaker 9 (01:00:23):
I think maybe, okay, ninety percent of women more open
to it than a few percentages.
Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
And the funny thing about that is, at least on
some of the texts, it's all the same like, well
I like it, but my husband hates it, or my
husband's here of it, but I don't want to talk
about it, right, so you don't get too matchups.
Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Yeah, I just don't know what the benefit of the
conversation is, because like, why why I have a conversation
about Oh am I the best you've ever been with?
Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
How many people have you been with? Have you done
this before? Have you ever done that before?
Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Because I could come of that. Yeah, what good is
gonna happy? Are you satisfied with what you're getting?
Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Like, yeah, what do you know if he's not doing
it right now and cheating on me? It's I can compartmentalize,
like you, I wasn't around, It's not it's not like
he was doing anything, you know, despite me. I didn't
exist in his mind. He didn't know me.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Yeah, so Scar, it's just now that you do know
each other.
Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
It's the mental terrorism I thing like people who yeah, yeah,
because what if he tells you about stuff that you
wanted to do but haven't done.
Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Or they I'll be like, let's do that, but then
you might hurgue.
Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
That's that's why women are way more open to it than.
Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
Yeah, I don't know. It just doesn't bother me, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I just don't know why you had that conversation. Hey,
am I the biggest you've ever been with? Like, why
would you ask that?
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Fellas? I already know the answer to that.
Speaker 16 (01:01:41):
He did it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Yeah, we did a topic of one point years ago.
I can't remember exactly what it was, basically like, what
is something an uncomfortable question that your partner asked you?
It didn't have to be anything sexual. It could have
been anything about anything, right and yeah, like some chicks
said that her husband asked her point blank, am I
the biggest guy?
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Do I have the biggest penis of any of the
guys that you've been Why would why would you ask that?
You ever?
Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
If you only will accept a certain answer, don't ask.
Speaker 9 (01:02:10):
And if you're being asked that question, ladies, just lie
to the guy, make him feel good.
Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Lie anyway. Seven?
Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
How many people who know? Seven sounds familiar? So yeah,
why is it always seven?
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Why is that always the number? You're like, Yeah, you're
the biggest, You're like.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Because that's the number, that's the that's the average number
that that a woman will get. Seven, because it's not
too low, it's not super high. It's seven.
Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Okay, I'll go with seven.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Yeah, you just say seven. Let's go with that. Are
cold right now?
Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
This meme that I saw, You know, there's somebody in
your house who prefers colored Christmas lights? I suppose Why
is it always the husband?
Speaker 8 (01:02:53):
We have this debate?
Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
We just color lights to this thing is like white's boring.
Speaker 8 (01:02:59):
This is I can't even explain the color chaos on
this tree? And I would like a little more uniform,
and he'd love the crazy color.
Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
It's not even crazy colors. They're just like colors as
opposed to just white Christmas Lie white.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
Maybe I'm slightly gay because I do think the white
looked better, but I feel that the colors are more fun.
Speaker 13 (01:03:22):
But you know what I.
Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
Said to myself, I said, you know what, if Sammy
can do color tree this year, so you know what.
Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
This year, like I said, I did bring back the colors,
and I did both. I have the clear and I
have the color together and it's amazing.
Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
I highly recommend the.
Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Tree that my wife had bought a couple of years ago,
one of those balsam balls hills.
Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
Whatever, the very nice tree.
Speaker 16 (01:03:42):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Yeah, anyway, it gives you the option you can hit
you can hit color, you can hit white or.
Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I have that technology. So long as they don't blink.
Oh yeah, that's like that. He should.
Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
With a little effort, I think we can our abilities.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
What'll be right back fast.
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
We got Menace who's going to be out at Rock
and Bruise in Buyna Park on Sunday evening from five
until seven pm. Our friends at TCL Televisions, they're giving
away a ninety eight inch TV. Nice, Yeah at that event.
I don't think it's one of those things together. Bring
it home from the event, right, like you have a
(01:04:22):
plan for that. Yeah, we'll take care Rick.
Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
But yeah, they have killer deals right now on ninety
eight inch televisions. If you want to get one yourself,
I say get at Costco because they hook it up.
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Plus all these other giveaways too. The Medace will have
there at Rock and Bruis in Boyna Park. That's from
five until seven pm.
Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Good morning everybody, and thank you for
being here and giving us some of your time today.
My name is what That's great, Goryo. We got menas.
Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
What is up?
Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Gina grad Good morning to you. In morning, there is
sea bath.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Yeah, we've got Sammy phones open eight seven seven four Woodie.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
You can hit us up with a text over to
two to nine eight seventh.
Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
See go for you this hour. Greg's review of Wicked God.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
By Say the day I had dreaded for many weeks.
Speaker 15 (01:05:21):
I was telling Greg that I was pulling all these
songs from the soundtrack, and I was pre feeling bad
for him these things, like you can't just skipped through
these like I can. He has to sit there watch
the setup. Now, keep in mind Greg doesn't go to
the movies.
Speaker 8 (01:05:36):
I really don't know. I do not like going to
the movies.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
You must nudge. I don't really enjoy it that much.
It had been so long that I walked up to
the they had a physical ticket window at this at
this particular theater, and they had basically, you know, not curtains,
but they were basically taped off. And I thought, is
this place shut down? No, you go in and use
the koks, right, yeah, where's the usher? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Because the last movie that Greg had been to was
with me in twenty fourteen, and we and we went
and saw American Snipers Right Beyond and it wasn't It
wasn't for a bit. It's because my wife had no
interest in seeing it. We were and Greg really wanted
to go see it. So we had like a little
mandate and we went to this nice theater that had
the recliners and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
It was awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
That was the last time he's been to a movie. Now,
I don't go to a lot of movies, but I've
been to a number of movies since then. I couldn't
tell you the last movie I went.
Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
And saw, but like once a year, maybe you'll go
to a movie maybe Okay, A big fan of like
wanting to go see movie, yes, not doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
It's like books. It's like books. Like I'll even see
a book and go, hmmm, I think I might actually
like to read that though, this sounds good, and I'll
buy it, and then it just sits in my house
and I have full intention of reading the book and
I just don't do it. I had full intention to
go and see an Oppenheimer as an example, Lucky.
Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Okay, the top movie you wanted to go see? Right, Yeah,
now that I finally saw that, But that was awesome
in the theater.
Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Yeah, and I did. I finally saw it in the theater.
Good Okay, Yeah, I was the old by the time
I saw it. It was like the one and I
was the only one in there.
Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Yeah. The last one I want to go see was Venom. Okay.
I loved the new ones, the most recent one. Yeah,
that's okay. Having not been in so long, I knew
they played a lot of previews.
Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
I didn't know it was half an hour I told
you it's at least half an hour and a wedgend
commercials that yes, like come on, we pay and not
see these exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Greg had said in the past that, you know, part
of the thing reason that he doesn't go to the
theater is it's just too stressful.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
It kind of does stress me down to like where
do you park? Where do yeah partying lot?
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
And if it says that the movie starts at whatever time,
like how early are you supposed to get there?
Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
So on somebody else's schedule, and it's like, oh, now
we have a deadline because we have to be there
at two forty. Yeah, but the movies have gone better
because you have a sign.
Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
Yeah, this is probably your first time ever doing as
sign seating.
Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
I think maybe Woody and I did ten years ago.
We might have been the first people ever to do it. Maybe,
Yeah we were the test. Yeah. Yeah, but knowing but
now that I know that there's half an hour previews,
it gives you a buffer. Yeah, so you could arrive
quite late.
Speaker 15 (01:08:20):
Yes, But there's also caveat to that because with the
big commercial movies like Your Wickeds and whatever, there is
half an hour, but the smaller art house stuff they
sometimes get right to it.
Speaker 9 (01:08:29):
Yeah, I wish about enough time with the concessions, and
can we come into an agreement with all the theaters
and stuff like that, like give us the time that
the movie actually.
Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
Starts real time.
Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Yeah, like you have to get you can give it.
Give me like a five minute window. Yeah you don't
like it five minutes before or after.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
But yeah, no, you.
Speaker 9 (01:08:47):
Can't do that because people are still going to show
way late into the movie. It's the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
And because they're trying to get by on the as. Yeah, okay,
that's true. Give you kickoff times in first pitch times. Yeah,
I get you that for movies because people are losers.
My wife were wicked the first time she went and
saw it. Now she's seen it three times. Thanks, But uh,
this must be in so much pain because my butt
hurts today so bad for sitting there for half hours.
Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
Yeah, wicked.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
He had that four D experience, you know what I'm saying. No,
but yeah, that's the thing. My wife went to it.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
I have not seen a movie, uh in this format
yet where it's like spraying water the seats are moving.
Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
That sounds cool, It's wild. I wasn't a fan, but
she liked it that way. Well, I guess it'd be
fun if you were flying on a broomstick.
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
And she yeah, she had my my daughter with her
and she she thought that was cool.
Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Yeah, I mean imagine watching top Gun that way that
we just went.
Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
When we did Spider Verse, it was like he's a
teenager jumping out of the hood of cars and it sucked.
Speaker 15 (01:09:50):
It was just just, yeah, it slaps you around as
a posed to like really putting your It's more to me,
more of a distraction.
Speaker 14 (01:09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:09:56):
Same Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Despite being gay, it's a shocking to know that he
is not a fan of musicals, a not a fan
of theater.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Really their punishment basically, yeah, torture for Greg. But we
how do we go see it? Because it is such
a big movie.
Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
He went with Sammy, Yes, and we're a and we're
gonna get his review of Wicked coming up next.
Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Here on the show.
Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
We did an after hours voicemail and uh, here we
got this one. This is their experience.
Speaker 17 (01:10:22):
I'm with my family for the holidays and they all
decided to go see Wicked, so I thought, wind out,
I'll go to Wicked too. So eight of us in
a rowue twelve seats. I end up on the end
with an open seat next to me, and I'm watching
all of these women with the blankets just coming in,
coming in and they're all cold, They're all wanting to
(01:10:43):
watch Wicked. And I'm like, oh, this is going to
be a huge sing along, and I'm gonna be next
to one of these ladies just singing along, and I'll
just right and barrack. What ended up happening was two
gay gentlemen, the only two gay chedle I could see
in the theater, sat down next to me. Oh, the
best smelling man. But I didn't sing it.
Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
Love that. I thought my theater was the same. And
I loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
If the guys bring up blankets for another reason right
in the bottom of the bockerelie, that's all right, all right,
So Greg's review of Wicked that will be next on
the Woodie Show. Hanging the Woody Joe back and we
had Greg for the show.
Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
He would never go on his own, not really of
any kind, no way, once per decade maybe, but he
went and saw it. He went saw Wicked, you guys, yah,
And he went with Sammy, Sammy, had you seen it?
Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Already.
Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
I had seen the musical on Broadway seen the movie
yet the movie okay, And that's one of my first questions.
Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Do you think most people were seeing the movie have
already seen the musical?
Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
Well, at least they're familiar with the sound trying.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Oh yeah, spoil anything if I have a little bit
of it's been out for a long time.
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Yeah, we all know the story is twenty years because
I knew zero Wizard of Oz fan fiction. Pretty much
is this guy wrote a book based on the Wizard
of Oz. Heavily borrowing from the Wizard of Oz on
this backstory about you know, Glinda, the good Witch and
then the Wicked Witch and you know how she kind
of became whatever, right, So that's what the whole play
(01:12:29):
correct was originally about. And I learned a fun fact
that the reason that the Greenwitch the Wicked Witch is
named Alpha BA because there wasn't a name for her
really wicked, is because it was it was a tribute
to L.
Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
Frank Bomb.
Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Yes, and so he went el whatever bomb Alpha B
L Frank Bomb, and so that he went through a
bunch of different, you know, combinations of stuff to come
up with a name for this person.
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
That one just kind of stuck. Okay, I did not
know that. Yeah, interesting, I saw it one of the
eight billion interviews and things that have popped up. And
when my wife is completely obsessed with all this stuff. Right,
you've made a good point, Gina saying that you're you're
tired of seeing those two interviews.
Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
I'm just done. And what did you say that they
look like this meme that's going around with them just
looking really serious and holding each other's hands.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Yeah, they always look so serious in these interviews are grande?
And I don't know what's the other.
Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
Trick name Cynthia Revo. Someone wrote, why does every interview
look like they're a couple at an IVF consultations?
Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
True, it's true, it's true. So let's get to grace
now going into it. Greg's not a fan at theater,
does not like musicals of any movie. Stage doesn't matter,
and with an open mind, and I thought a good attitude.
I wasn't too overly upset, you know, once we got there,
although he did say going going there.
Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
Into and I was just sitting here yesterday singing to myself,
and I've never seen Greg like snap at me. And
he goes Gina, stop, yeah, starting all the little tunes.
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
So I went into Wicked thinking that I loathed musical
and now I can confirm that music. In the very
opening scene of Wicked, it's an aerial shot and they're
kind of flying into munchkin Land and you see Dorothy
the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the tin Man going
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down the yellow brick road, and I thought, oh, rip,
it's going to be kind of like The Wizard of Oz,
which is a decent movie that was a total tease.
They have nothing to do with the movie. It's the
origin story of Gulinda, who became Glinda you know why,
the good Witch, Ariana Grande, and then Alphabet, the Wicked
Witch of the West, Cynthia Arrivo. There were a couple
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of what I'm calling small mercies, because when you're getting tortured,
do you want a little bit of small mercy as well?
Speaker 8 (01:14:51):
Give me a drink of water.
Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
One small mercy was that Cynthia Rivo was not wearing
her trademark hideous Nosering. Yes, he's one of the few
celebrities that has decided she can pull that off. Guess
what she can't guess what? And guess who else can't everybody?
Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
And her ears wear piercing is the way that an
ice cream crone wears sprinkles.
Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Yeah, I mean, it's just like the whole thing hovered.
Speaker 13 (01:15:10):
Well.
Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
And here's a fun fact for you. She actually has
prosthetic ears on in the movie because she has so
many piercings. They couldn't take a while out. She'dn't want
to holes.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Yeah, and another small mercy was that Aria Ariana Grande
was actually kind of funny as a self involved, shallow,
spoiled princess.
Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
She's a decent comedic actress. She came from. She is
Disney World, right, Yeah, yeah, Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
I thought she was pretty damn funny as her character
and not knowing anything about the backstory, the plot, nothing,
I didn't realize that she is Glinda the good Witch,
but she's the selfish bitch. That's exactly right. And then
they turned it on our heads and then you got
Alphaba the Wicked Witch propaganda. She's really caring and you
sympathized with her. I thought it was going to be
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the opposite grip. That's what I thought it was supposed
to be. Wicked. The thing that I love the most
is how Alphaba and Glinda were basically enemies, but then
they become friends, not just friends but best friends.
Speaker 16 (01:16:14):
What.
Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
And then Alphaba's main cause went from not wanting to
be green, that was her lifelong desire. She hated being green,
her father basically Carminal, And and then her cause went
to caring about animals. I didn't see that coming. That
was her number one concern. How are the animals being
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treated adults? Watch this crap? Yeah? And then the other
small mercy for me that I guess it was like
this university that they go to. It's called which I
loved how it was called which school? Right, Those are
the nice things I will say about the movie. All Right,
it was Arianna surprisingly good. Yeah, Alphaba surprisingly sympathetic to
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her character, has pointed out yesterday. Oh but it's visually appealing,
and like I pointed out, you know, so is a
nuclear bomb exploding? The content is unthinkable. The visual appeal
does not make up for it, the argument people have
said about Avatar. But it looks so cool, Okay. The
story still exactly and much like an opera if you've
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ever been to an opera, which I don't know if
anybody in this room has. Characters get introduced within a
heartbeat and they either become a central character or they
just vanish. And that's what happens in this dumb movie.
The Prince arrives, Hey, a prince is coming to the school,
and boom, John is in love with him. They haven't
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even spoken, because God for they do speak. They just
sing at each other, which is so stupid. Madly in
love with him. Within three seconds, he wants to marry him.
Within three seconds he have a song, Greg, he sure does,
and this is the most annoying song. It's called Dancing
through Life and it never ended.
Speaker 16 (01:18:09):
Hardcore the answers of the background on the wheel, no,
oh wow, a soap commercial.
Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
So this is when Glinda meets him, realizes I'm marrying
this guy, and they sing to each other for nine hours.
Speaker 16 (01:18:30):
It was.
Speaker 15 (01:18:32):
Problem I have with musicals is the same problem I
have with Christian rock? Is it all sounds the sing?
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
It really does, And all the women in the movie
they sing with such high pitched voices that frankly, it's
hard to understand the lyrics. Interesting and then another character
that is quite central and then does the opposite of
the prince who wasn't even in the movie. Boom, here's
a prince. Boom. Central character you have, the wheelchair Sister,
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is kind of a big deal in the movie and
goes with her sister to this you know, Wizard of
Oz University his place, and boom, she's gone. They never
talk about her again. After a certain point. She meets
the real life boyfriend of Ariana Grande, who this goes
to show that she is blind. Yes, and he asked
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her out, even though he's in love with Glinda. And
then we never see Wheelchair Sister again, like she never exists.
He had a song now it's very weird. Also another
song that Woody's wife Jen texted me about going into
the movie, and she warned me about it. It's a
song called One Short Day. Her warning was, this is
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the gayest thing you'll ever see in your line. And
I'll tell you she was right. Oh God, so I
know you can't see this. But Gina is singing along too.
He has a careerography. Yeah, she's lip sticking to every
(01:20:03):
single word of both these songs that we played so far.
Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
Gets agreed.
Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
Extra here it comes no wonders like we've never seen.
Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
It's all here, it's all green, Greg, can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:20:22):
Once, but the words to I saw this on Broadway
with oh nothing the original.
Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Okay, but I've heard albums before and I don't rememorize
me tell you jealous?
Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
Like question, Now we've already gone through a couple of songs, Greg, Now, Sammy,
you were there sitting in the theater with Greg. Did
you see any like physical reaction or was he just
like stone wincing?
Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
No, he he wasn't.
Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
He didn't look comfortable by any means.
Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
No, he did get up to go to the bathroom,
and at the main point in the movie, like when
he came back, I was like, hey, you kind of
missed something, let me catch you up here.
Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
But he was just like, I'm going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
I really took my time.
Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Yeah, you was not loving it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Just send them back to get that part in man.
And just when you think, oh, there's no way they're
going to do another song because they just did one,
Oh no, they'll do one.
Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
The songs, to me are what made the movie feel
so long, because the songs were so long, and if
you don't know all the words to them.
Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
At a certain point you're like, Okay, is this done yet?
Speaker 8 (01:21:23):
Can we move on?
Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
That makes sense because for someone like me who knows
all the words, and for so many people who go
that know all the words, that stuff flies by because
you're kind of mouthing along, right, because you.
Speaker 6 (01:21:34):
Know it already. If you don't know it already, the
songs are way too long.
Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
According to the soundtrack, that Dancing Through Life song is
nine minutes and forty.
Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Sevens ayah, felt like nine days.
Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
If you have to go to the bathroom, go then yeah,
you definitely start feeling the time during that song and
start checking your phone.
Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Okay, so there's one.
Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
There's one that's seven and a half minutes, five and
a half minutes, ten it's called ten minutes at nine
to forty seven. A four minute song, Another four minute song,
seven minute song, another almost eight minute song.
Speaker 8 (01:22:03):
Yeah, so how much dialogue is there the fifty three minutes?
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
But the good news is movies two and a half
hours even longer. And I'm so nitpicky that during that
Dancing through Life song, which is apparently nine minutes long,
it felt like nine hours. Yes, I'm nitpicking. The set
of the film, because they had this library that's supposed
to which I thought was funny. Ariana Grande called it.
The book plays like her character was actually funny. She
(01:22:27):
was the redeeming thing about the movie. Even the library
had this round bookshelf thing with a weird ladder that
spun around, and I thought, to myself, that doesn't even
make sense. It's a stupid it's it doesn't say space,
it doesn't serve a function. I thought that was dumb.
It just looked dumb. And also, to get a little
too esoteric, this is supposed to be, if I'm not wrong, Gina,
(01:22:50):
kind of a prequel to the Wizard of Oz. So
here's my theory. Then Wicked incredibly racially diverse and very
so if this came before the Wizard of Oz, what
anti diversity regressively overlord took over the Land of Oz
and said only white people? Was the Wizard very very
(01:23:17):
Michael Jackson procedure. Yeah, it was really weird if this
is the prequel the Wicked, which one the other way. Yeah,
and so the opposite of Michael Jackson. Now, there was
one song in the movie that I didn't want to
rip my ears off you, and that was popular wouldie.
Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
This is.
Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
One of the singing to Alphabet.
Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
This is the banger, right, this is the single.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Yeah, this one's it was kind of just fun spirit
very catchy. It was fun spirited. So that's the popular one.
Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
You're gonna be poppy and I'll teach you the proper
boys when you talk to boys the way you stakes
your hand like, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
But in the contract said the movie, she's trying to
become friends with Alphaba and give her a makeover and
not make her such a stick in the mud person,
I see.
Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
What you're saying. Very high register, such a high register.
Speaker 9 (01:24:14):
There's a video of your favorite Kanye making a beat
out of the song, and it sounds really good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
And then anyway, so wicked culminate.
Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
It culminates with Alphaba and Glinda trying to escape the
guards because they've turned the monkeys into flying monkeys.
Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
Don't you feel bad for them?
Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
For one of the monkeys monkeys the wings, Well, the
transformation hurts, hurt them. So they're running away from these guards,
trying to get away in a hot air balloon, trying
to get away by running. And then finally Alphaba gets
this broomstick to fly for her, and that's when they
play the song Defying Gravity. Not only was the song
impossible to understand, the lyrics too because of the screaming
(01:24:59):
and the high register. She is flying away from these
guards on a broomstick, and then once she gets away,
she comes back to the tower where all the guards
are and starts, for lack of a better term, yell
singing it at them as if oh, I got you
and I got away, so now I'm gonna sing a
song at you can fly so low, Henny stumps flying.
Speaker 6 (01:25:25):
Take some message.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
It's like it firks to hear it does. Wow, that's
that's Oh, that's awful, Thank you David. And that's even
not even the high notes.
Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
Really, she did win for her singing, but about the
singing was done live on while she was flying around.
Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
It's really yes, But she screamed it at the guards
and I thought, okay, you got away, you came back
just to a song at them. It was just so stupid,
you so dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
I can't get how anybody would choose, like if you
don't have a job that requires you to go see
this movie, I don't know why you would. Do you
know why people? Why would people prefer this art form
in general grade? I don't know. And like I said,
I went in with an open mind thinking I didn't
like them. Now I can confirm that I definitely don't
like them. Not for you, as a movie, I'll give it,
let's say two broomsticks, because okay, three out of ten.
(01:26:29):
At least it's a production as an experience, as a
life experience. Zero groomsticks. It was very difficult, it was torturous,
and I'm so glad I don't have to go back.
Speaker 8 (01:26:45):
The two comes out this time next k I would
never we need your follow up?
Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Oh yeah, I couldn't believe it. At the very end,
it says to be continued. I thought, what, you'll be
dead by that? Thank you, Greg, Thank you appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Somebody said, Greg's official critique is that it's wicked stupid.
Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
Greg's hate for Wicked fuels my love for it even more. Really,
all right, all right, whatever whatever worked out for you,
all right, the superiority show, well Greg's review of Wicked.
Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
People really enjoying your comprehensive reviews. So I will gladly
pay for Greg's ticket and anything from the conception stand
just to hear him hate review any musical movies from
this point on. I think that's a one and done.
But thanks for the author.
Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
And we didn't find out because you went with Sammy. Yeah,
I had no read on whether she liked it or not.
He did not discuss out of ten broomsticks. Greg gave
it two two.
Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
As a movie, as a zero as an experience, as
an experience, Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Sammy, I think I would probably give it a seven.
It was a solid movie. I really liked it.
Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
I don't think it was necessary to see it in theaters.
For me, it was way too long. I would have
much rather watched.
Speaker 8 (01:28:09):
It at home. Supposed to be a yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
Yeah, and I liked the visual but I would have
liked to have paused it halfway through done something else.
Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
I can't come back to finish it because it just
felt really long to me. With the songs, I really
liked the visuals. I loved it when they got to
Emerald City. For me, my big takeaway that I loved
was the costumes. I could not stop looking at the
costumes the whole way through the movie. I loved that
Ariana Grande was the star she was great.
Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
I loved her.
Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
I wanted to see more interaction I guess with her
and her boyfriend Ethan Slater, because they started dating on
this movie. So I thought they were gonna have a
lot of scenes together or interact a lot, and that
we would see sort of how this came to even happen.
Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
But they're not even in the movie together that much.
Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
Behind the scenes, yeah, ever, things get steaming.
Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
Yeah, But overall I liked it. I would say, you
can wait to watch it at home. I don't think
it's a rush to the theaters movie.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
But you gave it seven broomsticks. Yes, and that's the
only place I can get the popcorn bucket. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:29:14):
Right, it's a good movie.
Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
It just to me felt long, and I love musicals,
but the songs were so long that I felt the
length because I didn't know the words to all the songs.
Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
First of all, I felt the length, and then we
got a text. Us is I love musicals, but I'm
the only person I know who dislikes Wicked What.
Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
I just don't get it. I can't understand the words.
That's why I'm shocked. People memorize these songs like Gino,
like Gina man. All right, more when show coming up?
All right, welcome back everybody. Today is Wednesday, it's December
(01:29:51):
the fourth. It's Choose Women Wednesday. Watch everybody, Well myself
c mass menace. We all chose women. Greg did not
choose women.
Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
And then you know Sammy and Gina they are women,
but they don't they don't choose you know, you should though.
It's World Wildlife Conservation Day, It's International Cheetah Day, It's
Extraordinary Work Team Recognition Day.
Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
What's a cabernet, Frank, Greg, I should know that? Is
that a white or red? I see that? I don't know.
I'm going to you. I expect you to be the
I'm going with a white. I know it is a
Oh it's a red. It's a National SoC Day.
Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Also Wear Brown Shoes Day, And as we already mentioned,
National Dice Day, which we'll we'll have our our round
to finish the line in honor of Dice Day coming
up a little bit later on this morning here on
The Woody Show. And now this is officially December. There's
lots to look forward to. You got Christmas, of course, Hanukah,
which starts on Christmas.
Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
This year, goes into January.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Greg, I know you were curious. Kwansa starts on December
twenty sixth.
Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Already I thought, even like those people, you know, like
the type superintended the game, like they gave it up essentially.
Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Yeah, like, I've never met one person who's ever celebrated Kwanza.
Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
No, it was started by some guy.
Speaker 15 (01:31:17):
It was a fully academic thing, like some guy he said,
like what if I made a Like I gathered all
this stuff from the diaspora and tried to make something up.
Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Sure, New Year's Eve, of course. Then some other stuff
we got.
Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
We got the College Bowl Game starting on the fourteenth,
lots of NFL and NHL action. You got the second
annual NBA Cup Tournament that runs through December seventeenth. In theaters,
Sonic The Hedgehog three, the live action prequel Movefasa The
Lion King both opened on December twentieth and on Christmas Day.
(01:31:49):
Knows Faratu with Bill Scarsguard and Lily Rose Depth Baby
Girl with Nicole Kidman. Timothy Shalome plays Bob Dylan in
a Complete unknown which I can't wait for that I
can't wait to never see it.
Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
Do you want to see that?
Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Somebody to ask me, like, if you had to go
see Wicked or the Bob Dylan movie, I would go
see the Bob Dylan movie.
Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Which would you rather suffer through?
Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
Yeah, it's shorter on TV, Sammy, no doubt will be
watching the National Christmas Tree Lighting on December twentieth. Hell yeah,
there's Jamie Fox's new stand up special hitting Netflix, and
you got the Billboard Music Awards next Thursday. The iHeartRadio
jingle Ball airs on the eighteenth. Nate Bargatzi's new stand
up special that hits Netflix on the twenty fourth.
Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
BARGETSI, Yeah, I've heard it, Like, which way is it?
Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Like?
Speaker 15 (01:32:39):
Officially BARGETSI, BARGHETSI, yeah, I spelled Bargett, but he's pronounca.
Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
And then season two of Squid Game is the twenty sixth. Dude,
you guys remember Danny Paterno, right from Who's the Boss?
Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:32:51):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
What's that character Jonathan, Well, he almost died. It all
started with a scow accident on Thanksgiving. He says that
he was in the bike lane, which suddenly became blocked
with cones, and so he was forced to choose between
a van and a pylon. He went with the pylons.
My question is, why don't you start with the brake? Yeah,
(01:33:15):
there are cones in the lane. Why don't I hit
the brake?
Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
How about that option.
Speaker 15 (01:33:20):
It's a scooter, does he say scooter? Gasoline scooter, regular
push scooter? Because if it's ana scooter, just step off.
He went with pylons, injured his arm. But then on
Saturday he developed some serious pain in his chest, stomach,
and shoulders. He was having trouble breathing, so he went
to the hospital and he found out that he had
an infection in his bloodstream from a tear in his
(01:33:41):
stomach lining caused by the accident.
Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
He needed emergency surgery. He says if he had waited
any longer, he could have died. He's hoping he'll be
released from the hospital soon. Carrie Washington got her star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Malcolm Barnett from The
Boys is under investigation or sexual assault, although reading through
the initial story, I ain't buying it.
Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
Oh really, and I know today is Choose Women Wednesday,
But I'm reading the story.
Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
And he went out and he got hammerd with this
chick and they woke up together the next morning and
he was like, you know, I guess he had touched
her on it, Like you guys went out and you
woke up the holy out of the circumstances, there's some
gray area and the communication.
Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
I guess right, I don't know if he was like
out to I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:34:27):
You gotta read the story full on roofeed somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
Ac DC will tour North America next year thirteen stops,
including some woody show cities like Los Angeles. They'll be
in Pasadena, Dallas, they'll be in Arlington there, Las Vegas,
and Pittsburgh also making stops. Tickets go on sale this Friday.
Tour starts in April. LL Cool Jay says he says
humbly that he is the most important rapper of all time.
Speaker 9 (01:34:52):
Oh yeah, he needs an interview, saying that one day
he'll be recoonnized.
Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
That's what he said. You want to hear a little
bit about it, he says again. Yeah, and he must
have said humbly six or seven times in the course
of this interview.
Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Listen, you know I'm gonna say this with humbly, but
I really mean this.
Speaker 11 (01:35:08):
I think one day people are gonna wake up and
realize that LL cool J is the most important rapper
that ever existed. When it comes to the jewelry, this
is the guy who introduced all the diamond and the
ice in the champagne.
Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Really, they're gonna say.
Speaker 11 (01:35:19):
When it comes to the love songs, this is the
guy who introduces the love songs. They're gonna realize, Oh,
this is the guy who introduced all the rebellious bad
boy vibes before it was done. When it comes to
the goat terminology, they're gonna say, Yo, this is the
guy who came up with the goat stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
They're gonna say.
Speaker 11 (01:35:35):
When it comes to death jam, Wow, this is the
first artist that was on death Jam. When it comes
to the solo artists, gonna say, wow, this is the
first solo artist to take it all the way around
the world.
Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Like, I mean, I could go on and on and on.
You already did and on the break of Dawn, I.
Speaker 9 (01:35:51):
Think love cool J is like, I don't know, he's
a little concerned that he is not getting his flowers
when it comes to the rap world.
Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Because he did so much acting. Yeah, I think so
that people forgot about what he did. How can you
forget about him? I like you if you were not
if you're under his thirty five or thirty, you don't know.
You have no idea that he was a rapper rapper.
Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
But I'm saying, but just in general, ll cool Jay,
Like he's everywhere, like you feel like he hosts he
was hosting.
Speaker 9 (01:36:20):
Yeah, vis again. If you're a young person, he has
a round his music.
Speaker 8 (01:36:24):
Yeah you don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
Yeah, you want to learn ju jitsu from Tools Maynard
James Keenan j be obnoxious his movie The Grade in
Between Introduction to jiu Jitsu. It starts streaming on December thirteenth,
So let's get on that. Yeah, like his line movie
was by the way, we were talking about how do
you say Danny Peturo Pinaro. James Vanderbeek is currently being
(01:36:48):
treated for colorectal cancer.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Oh yeah sure, yeah so he uh.
Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
He posted on his Instagram that he's selling signed football
jerseys from his movie Varsity Blues to help pay for
his medical expenses.
Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
Yeah, does any beak money?
Speaker 8 (01:37:03):
Well, yeah, study runs the kids. Yeah, he moved to
Texas and there's a lot of kids to take care of.
Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
I mean, look up his net worth online. Not that
that means anything true, but at one point yeah, Dawson's Creek.
But that was like in the late nineties.
Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
But does she has some kind of well, there's a
reason he started to go to like Christian acting.
Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
But are they are they still? I don't think they
run Dawson's Creek anywhere. He says six million million, Yeah,
six to eight. Well, is that maybe from what he
made collectively back in the early nineties.
Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Probably, I don't know. He said one hundred percent of
his net proceeds will go to families recovering from the
financial burden of cancer, including my own, even out of
the hashtag cancer is expensive to his post, and if
you order one, he promises it will be delivered by Christmas. Yeah,
so the thoughts or prayers for the beak in your life?
(01:37:56):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
At Rolling Stone they have released their list of the
best album of twenty twenty four and they've got Brat
by Charlie XCX as number one. Yea, they have Cowboy
Carter from Beyonce, because, let's face it, you can't have
a list of any kind as a music blog or
Rolling Stone or publication of any kind without mentioning Beyonce.
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Evil. Yeah, even when at Menace on all social media platforms,
says Beyonce is overrated.
Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
Yeah, at the Woody Show. I said that a number
of times at the Woody Show. Says Beyonce sucks. Yeah, yea,
and she seems super full of herself. Yeah, she's such
a turn off.
Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
She's like a joy to be.
Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
Not to mention all them, but just the way people
act and treat, you know, act around her or treat
her or talk about her constant, It's like nobody's that
great nobody.
Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Yeah, yeah, let's see. Yeah. So Beyonce was number two,
number three.
Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
Sabrina Carpenter's Short and Sweet, Billie Eilish Hit Me Hard
and Sov also made the top five.
Speaker 9 (01:38:55):
So just in case Chapel ron to be on there
as well, it was not can we?
Speaker 17 (01:39:00):
That was?
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
That was just all time all albums of the year,
right yeah all ladies. Huh hey guys, yeah, no, shout
out to the ladies. Step well, you know, after all
today is choose Women Wednesday. You looking at the other
In the top ten, Tyla for her album Tyler was
at number six. Who are the hell? That is all
(01:39:20):
the award shows?
Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
She looks like she's trying to be Beyonce about the
album cover alone, number seven, Future in Metro Booming, We
don't trust you.
Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Number eight, Ariana Grande, number nine, Joe Chili to j Chili,
Sure we we would you say that? Greg Dockley, chill
sure at number nine, so all the albums I have?
And then number ten what a hatchie Tiger's Blood whatever
the sat is? You know what I'm saying, Guys. Time
(01:39:54):
for the birthdays day.
Speaker 8 (01:40:00):
We're gonna sit theatage.
Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
He's like, it's birthday and you know what, we don't
do birthday? So Greg, do you know who sings that song?
Speaker 13 (01:40:09):
Day?
Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
If you told me, I'd be like, oh yeah, I
know that, but I can't think of who.
Speaker 8 (01:40:14):
You don't know who sings it?
Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
Nodfy sent Yeah, okay, Fitty That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
Yeah, all right, all right, Well the celebrity birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
You don't know something I know. That's what I've been saying, Greg.
The selebrity birthday starting with jay Z, who's not fifty cent?
Speaker 16 (01:40:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Yeah, jay Z is fifty five today. You got Jeff Bridges,
the dude, the Big Lebowski. Yeah he's seventy five. Wow.
Jelly Roll turns forty today. Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
Fred Armison the former SNL cast member Portlandia.
Speaker 8 (01:40:46):
He nown plays with the Blue.
Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Man Group as well.
Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
He plays Uncle Fester on Wednesday. Fred Armison is fifty eight.
You got Kevin Sussman, who was Stuart on the Big
Bank Theory, who's fifty four? Tyra Banks is fifty one,
Marissa toil May Aunt May and New Spider Man Movies,
who's sixty years old today? And then you got Wink
Mother f and Martindale. I'm glad to hear a game
(01:41:10):
show host Tic Tac Dough remember that. Hell yes, he's
ninety one years today. And then your pornod birthday is
Leah Gotti and today's birthday. Slut is one of Morgan's
best friends. What if that gives you any idea what
kind of horse she is? She's been in one hundred
and seventy four fine films including Good Golly, Missus Gotti.
(01:41:34):
She was in Soap Soapy Shower Slut Volume one, also
Anal Models Volume three. Yeah, she was in Squirting USA.
He also Lea Gotti bangs as hard as she trains
nice and who can forget her unfreet of a role
in Does Your Family.
Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
Know You Do?
Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
Porn? Okay, that is the question.
Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
I'm guessing not.
Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
I mean, you're gonna be asked over the holidays, you
might as well get it out of the way.
Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
That's Leah who's twenty eight years old today.
Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
So that's your port a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that it's a Wednesday morning. Look at what is happening
around the world of entertainment. You're on this Wednesday morning
with the Woodoo Show. We're gonna take a quick break,
get some more Woodie Show.
Speaker 8 (01:42:15):
For you next, hang on, Boila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
All right, let's go do it.
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Wednesday Morning wrapping up podcast available. Let's go to the
woodieshow dot com Today, Dice Day. Oh, we've did around
a finish the line love Andrew Dice Clay, also the
treading news headlines. It's a bunch of stuff there. It's
all on Wednesday podcast. If you hit up the woodieshow
(01:42:44):
dot com coming up for you tomorrow pre Friday, Thursday morning.
We have got a throwback music thing for you. We
do these every once in a while. And the topic
and I know Gina is very excited about this one
best glam metal songs, so excited, so glam metal, hair rock,
whatever you want to call it, best glam metal songs.
Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
We got that for you tomorrow. A bunch of clips,
Well we'll do. I'm sure there'll be a single long
or two in there.
Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
I would imagine a brand new redneck news trending news
headlines and whatever you got for us in the meantime,
you leave it on the after hours voicemail that numbers
eight seven seven forty four Woodie eight seven seven forty
four Woodie Greg Gory parting words and wisdom please.
Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Yeah, it's a good thing minivans have those stick figure
family stickers on them because otherwise we would think the
driver was hot and single and wild.
Speaker 8 (01:43:31):
Yeah, yeah, you got it.
Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
I saw one recently. It was like, I forget exactly that.
Basically they said your family sucks. Good and it was
the same stick figure thing. Yeah, the stick figure thing.
You just said your family sucks and like each person
there was something wrong with them. Oh really, that's pretty funny.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
(01:43:58):
this morning. You know we love it to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Have a great day.
Speaker 8 (01:44:05):
SMD Doblem I quit this bitch.
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