The Woody Show December 9th 2024 Podcast

Guess Who's Gas, News Headlines, Show Topics & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It
is a Monday morning. It's a Monday, December the ninth.
What was the song you were singing, Greg.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Monday Monday? I think that was a song rightday?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It was Monday Monday parents kids. Yeah, anyway, Hey, it's
a manic Monday. That's a little bit more current Bengals.
It's the generation, but at least to the eighties now. Yeah,
activity training for a politically correct world. We are the
Woodies Show. I'm Woody. There's Greg Gory. We've got menace.
What is that is? Gina? Greg Seabats is here. We've

(01:25):
got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven. Weekend cheers and jeers. Find
out how your weekend was. Also the trending news headlines.
This morning radio is most immature game today. We're gonna
play a random guess who's gas get into the entertainment news.

(01:46):
Birthday's PORNA Birthday All coming up here before the end
of the hour on the Woodies Show. I think I
found it right, Yeah, you know, do you like the song?
Not really because this is like in that whole like
sound and era that you don't like.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Right, It's just kind of popped into my hood.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I love all this is. This is not do Longday Mom, Yeah,
this is more. This is hippie crown.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, this is like a folksey hippie. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
This is the garbage off raw that that still has
like that element of that kind of like the garb
on GI.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
This is He'll be Crab in the sixties. Yeah, it's
like child music very much. This is my mom's crown.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
This is the kind of stuff my mom would listen to.
And she had a huge flower keychain.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I said that your mom was a hippie. She had
a couple of huge things, Greg, Yeah, like Bazooka one
and Bazooka two. Yeah. Hell yeah, we're talking about Greg's
mom's cans.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Ye good night.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah. What about yeah nanic Monday. I mean there's so
many Monday songs, right, and this was written by Prince
of this song He's Dead as a Gift, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
He's dead. Yeah, but I guess he went to one
of their shows, fell in love with her.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
How do you know it?

Speaker 7 (02:58):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I know?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
And then and there left her a message that said, hey,
I have a song for you. Come by pick it
up at whatever the studio was. And he just left
it there for and it was Manic Monday.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I heard.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
It's a totally different story. I heard that Prince was
on a plane with her and saw her or whatever
and wrote the lyrics down on a napkin and said,
here you go.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Now here's she. I saw it on her instagram Susannah Hoffs.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I wonder how this plane story ever started.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
And then but yeah, she because she has the cassette,
she's gonna that. She showed a picture of it. Yeah,
on the Monday. Yeah anyway, So yeah, it was the
It had like handwritten on there Monday. According to yo Wikipedia,
you're both wrong. Oh oh all right, she had.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
It on her is not always right?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, but have you years generationally better than memories of
Greg and Woodie.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I'm just telling you what I heard, right, right.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
So he wrote Manic Monday in nineteen eighty four and
recorded it as a duet for the band Apollonia six
what he eventually did, something fell apart.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
He pulled the song to He didn't write it for her.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Now two years later, he did indeed offer the single
to the Bengals on a plane under the pseudonym Christopher
a Plane.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
And she went by. She personally picked up the cassette
because they were nobody was in a studio in a plane.
It was in a studio on a plane where they flying.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yes, there may have was it on Monday, So he
may have indeed written the song, but certainly not for
the Bengals after seeing them live.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, no, no, he had it already. He Yeah, I didn't
say he wrote it for this. He wrote the song.
He he gave it. He gave them the song after
seeing them live. He fell in love with.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Her like he wasn't written for Shnado.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, exactly that.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Why would you wish it was Sunday? You should wish
it was Friday night?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, it was Friday night.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Who the hell would wish?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I could rock it?

Speaker 8 (04:48):
Right?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Right?

Speaker 9 (04:49):
I think we could write this crap? We got some
food news dry a minute, that has been dry? Guy,
that's happening all right?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, after twenty years, the text mex change cheat Cheese
is making a comebatch cheese. I remember chee Cheese, che Cheese.
One of my loser uncles was a dishwasher for Chee Cheese.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh yeah, I hate that guy.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Launched back in the seventies. It was a sensation back
in the eighties and nineties, with more than two hundred
locations nationwide, weather classical. I just remember the fried ice cream. Yes,
that was the first. That was the first time I'd
ever been exposed to fried ice.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Ice cream is a dream.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
But Chi Cheese then went through bankruptcy, ownership changes, and
the final blow was in two thousand and three, some
bad green onions led to the largest hepatitis A outbreak
in American history, which, by the way, you can get
vaccinated four people as I have.

Speaker 10 (05:46):
Also, it was that around the time when they stopped
using green onions at Taco Bell, well, the.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Green onions were out, yeah, because there was this big outbreak. Anyway,
this guy, Michael McDermott, he's the son of the original owner.
He's opening these new restaurants under the Chee Cheese name.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
Next year, like all the roughly blouses.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Probably safe to assume that the Fried ice Cream movie back,
But no confirmation on the specifics like that just yet.
But yeah, pretty cool? Hell yeah, yes, dude. Hundreds of
people got sick from those Green nighties and then some
people died, Like there were like four or five people
that died from that.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
How about this fun fact? There is it currently only
one Chee Chee still open in Vienna, Austria.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Oh yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I guess I won't die.
I guess they dodged all the recalls.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
News, Wendy's bringing back their three dollars key chains that
get customers unlimited free frosties for twenty twenty five. This
is a specialty, right. I didn't get one last year
I got Wow. Yeah, last year I missed out, and
I think I missed out the year of COVID. But
they're available starting today and they're redeemable through December of
next year. Now there has to change the program, but

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you do get a free frosty at every visit with purchase.
Now Nope, the key tag previously would get you one
free frosty every day, but this year's key tag you
get one free frosty every visit.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Going.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, they're available. They're available in physical or digital versions
that could be purchased either in store, greg or on
the app.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Wow, so like a normal person.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
And the ninety percent of every tag sold goes to
the Dave Thomas for Adoption charity because I love charity.
Pick one up. Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. Costco,
you know, they get the market pretty much cornered with
their dollar fifty hot dog and soda combo and soda. Yeah,
but the mad scientists over at Sam's Club they are
testing something called the hola Dog. I'm talking dude.

Speaker 11 (07:46):
Sam's Club don't sleep on their food court because it's
crushing Costco.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
And the toppings include Thanksgiving and Christmas. So there are
three different ones to choose from. See if any of
these sound interesting. So one is a high hot dog
top with turkey on one side and prime rib roast
on the other.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Another one hot dog top with mashed potatoes on one
side and Christmas cookies on the other. But no, we're not.
It's not like actually in the dogs, it's like a fixing.
They got pictures. It looks like it looks like relish.
And then they have one top with pumpkin pie on
one side and candy canes on the.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
You had me at mashed potatoes.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
But then you man, what do you want to retract
your sand clips statement.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, I'm going to go up in there and test
it out.

Speaker 12 (08:35):
You know.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
They're only testing it a handful of locations, one of
which being Dallas, So for our listeners in Dallas, Son,
let's go. But it seems like they're serious about trying
to make this a regular holiday all right, Okay, yeah,
I'm looking for it, all right. Pizza Hut, they have
revealed their new design concept for their restaurants is going

(08:58):
to look more like a Chipotle than a classic Pizza Hut.
But the new design has a pizza making station in
the center, so you see them making your order, like
when you walk in, that's a big like you know counter. Yeah,
and then as you walk along, you know, as the
and you pay and then on the right kind of
like yeahology like they got to grab and go area. Yeah,

(09:22):
that's what I mean. So they got these touchscreen kiosks
and then it's like they called hutt and go. Yeah.
They also have some drive through locations. A buddy of mine,
this is years ago, he got a d Y in
the drive through of a Papa John's. A ton of
people do that. They fall asleep. Yeah, I'd been out
with him that night. He was at one of our
station events and he got trashed. I didn't know where

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he went and just left right We're like, oh, I
guess don left it went home. Anyway, he ended up
getting a duy the night because he pulled into the
Papa John's to get a pizza for the way home
and he passed out. That's so common for some reason,
he passed out.

Speaker 11 (09:55):
In have you been to a Jack in the Box line?
At like two in the morning, it is packed, Like yeah,
so many.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
People think there's still twenty four hours I think, or
many many Jack in the Box boxes are twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
All right, see what else we have here? Food news.
McDonald's announced its starting on January seventh. I'm sure you
saw something about this. They're bringing back that MC value menu,
the buy one, get one for a dollar deal thing. Yeah.
So the the way it works is you buy one
full priced item and then you can get another item
of your choice for just a buck. That sounds good. Yeah,
it's not bad. They went into a lot of detail

(10:29):
on this, and you know, reading through.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's like, oh, not necessary.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
It's a it actually sounds like a pretty decent deal.
They have a pretty like good amount of options on there. Yeah,
you know, I just remember going through Many get those
double cheeseburgers for a buck, and they had those dollar menu.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
The menaire that was the that was a good old
five dollar is still a good deal.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Or six dollars. Sometimes it's five. It's five for the chicken,
oh yeah, six for the burger to p yeah and
then uh, Greg Food News, Sorry I should have butted
this one up with the pizza story. But Pizza Hut
they've also partnered with a winery to create a pizza wine.
They're calling it Tomato Wine by Pizza Hut, and it's
a red wine that's supposed to taste just like pizza

(11:09):
Pizza Hut sets. It offers an aromic blend of fresh
herbs and spices with rich sun ripened tomato notes and
a subtle hint of toasted oak thousand try that bit.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
You know you're going to have to take one for
the team.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I said, Aromic Aromatic, Sorry, Aroma, my bad. One bottle
run you twenty five bucks. But there's a minimum purchase
of two bottles required. They think they are or you
can also get greg a gift set for sixty bucks,
which comes to the bottle of wine two Pizza Hut
branded wine glasses. Now you're talking fancy a matching wine opener,

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all packaged inside a premium gift box that looks like
a pizza box.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
That's pretty cool'd be regifted in a heartbeat.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Man, that's pretty that's pretty cool, man, put that up
on your Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
And finally, one last little piece of food news. Food news,
So General Mills they are bringing back Twinkies Cereal, which
I didn't realize was a thing.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
This They mentioned that it's been gone since nineteen seventy three,
so I mean I wasn't even born yet. Nineteen seventy
six is when I was born. I've seen visuals of it,
they said. The last time it was sold Richard Nixon
was president. Oh yeah, I thought they already came back
with this. No, I don't remember Twinkie Cereal. I've seen
I've seen a lot of other ones.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Because I'm I'm seeing a post from twenty nineteen on Vice.
Oh yeah, and on the Impulsive by which are big food.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
You know. They yeah, maybe they were planning now and
bring it back. They actually bring it back because, according
to their press releases, Nixon was president, has not been available.
This is a full launch. Yeah, I'm seeing.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'm seeing real, for real photos of this thing. So
this this rang a bell like I've seen it, I'm
sure warns good.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's sweetened corn Stars with a vanilla butter cookie flavor
because Twinkies come in star for him.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, but it's cereal. Well but see, I'm look the
stuff I'm looking at.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
It looks like a little mini Oh yeah this did
they say? Sweetened corn Stars with a vanilla butter cookie flavor.
So that's how they're getting around the whole available for
a limited time and only at Walmart. And it's gonna
it's gonna have vintages, fire packaging and a game board
printed on the back.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, so this is This sounds like a bunch of
rebranding slash workarounding.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Either way.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Who cares sounds pretty good? People who care? The people
who didn't already buy it. I think the Serro that
I was most disappointed in in my life because I
wanted it so bad and my parents would never buy
it for me. And then I think my grandma bought
me a box of it, like when I was visiting her,
and I was so excited and I tried it and
I was like, ugh, cookie Crisp, Yeah, good Crisp. You
don't like it, cookie Crisp. I did the same thing.

Speaker 13 (13:47):
I wanted it so bad so bum my mom wouldn't
buy it for me. I lied and said that I
had it at friend's house and said that I liked it,
because she was like, I'm not buying it.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
You don't even know if you like it.

Speaker 13 (13:56):
And then we got it and I hated it and
I was like.

Speaker 11 (13:58):
Oh no, because you wish it was just like pretty much. Yeah,
chocolate chip.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Cookies and really form now is a good place.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
They were so thin, yeah, grows.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
And small, just tiny. And I remember doing that because
we would have every once in a while we would
have chips. Ahoy, what okay?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
The article the new Cereal is coming back is twink holes,
not twinkies. They said twinkies. Well, whoever wrote that for
you said twinkies, but I'm looking at it. Run the
Today Show, dot com twinkles, General Mills, General Mills.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
This guy's shape like shape like stars. Sense got an elephant?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Oh this is old old school. Yeah with the elephant.
This is from when our parents were kids.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
So that now the article makes sense.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Yeah, okay, sugar Sparkle, Twinkle Twinkle.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
About a twinky series.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
A bunch of people who would love to eat twinkles. Yeah,
like the show Killer every weekend?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
What's the Italian with your grandma and cookie? Chris?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
She was the only one who would buy me mine too,
So like my parents, w never buy anything fun in
the house. The most of the most exciting serial that
we had was honeynut Cheerios.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yeah, god, so weird. Same exact deal in my life.
My parents would only buy the healthy, boring crap. The
minute they would leave, my grandma would say, that's good.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Cookie, cool, nice rule. Yeah I did. I do remember
taking some chips and hoy cookies and breaking them up
and just putting me on the ball and trying to
make my own. They got too soggy with because especially
once you broke them up. Yeah, they like the miltic infiltrated.
It had got to be disgusting really fast. Anyway, there's
your food news. Oh yeah, we're gonna take a break

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more what he shows next? Hang on Bringing Very Quiet Anything.

Speaker 11 (15:43):
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going to be out Raising Canes for the grand opening
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there tomorrow one three pm with a bunch of getaways
for theme park tickets, sponser tickets at Woody Show, merch
and more. So come join me one to three pm

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Speaker 3 (16:20):
Can I offer you a nice egg? In this trying
top to Woody shown. We are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Monday morning.
It's December the ninth, twenty twenty four. My name is Whatody.
That is Greg Goring?

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Hi Woody Hi?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm Menace. Yeah, good morning morning. There's Gina
grad Hi. We got Sammy, we got sea mass phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Text, I can't stop.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Over to two to nine eight seven. Why would you
want to see?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
I was doing it before? You know, while we were
at a break.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah yeah, is that a yes? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah yeah yeah, apparently it is.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Hi yeah, Hi, I'm great. I'm I got some of
the trending news headlines that'll be coming up for you
a little bit later on in the hour. We got
some weekend cheers and jeers. All right, well weekend cheers
and jeers. I will start. Spend a great weekend with

(17:29):
a bunch of friends and saw some family, saw Aunt Chrissy.
She's doing great, she's doing great. Then I saw my dad,
my stepmom. Went to the Penguins game on Saturday. That
was great, big win for the Penguins. That was awesome,
and you got to see some people that I don't

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get to see on a on a very regular basis.
And then yesterday went to the Steelers Browns game and
watched the Steelers stop a new mud hole into the Browns,
which was great. I mean, here's the cool thing. So
this guy that I went with, one of my really
good friends, you know, my buddy Joey who you guys
know Greg and Menace. No Joe, this guy, he's got
to be the most connected person in my life as

(18:12):
far as you know. Those people who just seen the
know everybody, and so we already had really good seats
for this Steeler game yesterday. But then once we got
to the stadium, it turns out he got a set
up that we sat like literally, we sat on the field.
We watched the game from the field.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
On the actual we.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Had to walk through like the tunnel that's just like
the employees and the ambulance in case somebody gets cripped
and like walk in they you know, and then walk
into you know, like where the cart comes out from,
like things like that goes down to like the visitors
locker room. Like we walked out of that tunnel onto
the field and that's where we watched the game. Did

(18:53):
you Yeah, because I've never I've never seen a game
that way. So they don't have like the sweet the
on field suite set like some of these No, no, no, no
no no. This this was we were on the field.
We sat in folding chairs on the field. That was dude,
it was awesome. I did post a couple of things

(19:14):
on our Instagram at the Woody showed like when they
played Renegade, which they always do in the fourth corner
but quarter, but yeah, that that was awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Close enough to see the confusion in Jameis Winston's eyes.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Oh yeah, I'm telling you, I've never I've just never
seen the game that way, let alone you know your team.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
It was.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
It was really cool. So shout out to my friend
Jos to friends that that I got to see and uh,
you know, it was really cool.

Speaker 14 (19:37):
It was.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
It was very nice jeers. And I know this is
very unpopular. I just don't get why everybody is taking
such joy in the ceo who was killed in New York.
Was it really great? Because I understand people's you know,
aggravation and whatever with healthcare and the insurance companies. We've

(20:02):
all dealt with them. But just because this guy is
the CEO of a healthcare company like that means that
he deserves to be murdered in cold blood on the street.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Somebody's everyone.

Speaker 11 (20:19):
And they're making like graphics of him, of the shooter
in like some I don't know what what was it,
like a Valentine Day cards and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
The comments, because you like to dive into the comments
and they're like, can we please stop looking for this man?
It's like, what are we talking about here?

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Now?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I am all for as you know, I love dash,
what's up? Stories about people who break into someone's house
or home invasion and they didn't count on the little
old lady inside that house having a gun and blowing
him away. That I'm fine with. But like this guy,
he was in town for a conference, He's got two
little kids at home, He's just there to talk to
investors or whatever, and this guy kills him. Now, I'm

(21:01):
sure and I'm willing to bet the motive is definitely
having this something to do with, you know, some kind
of coverage that was denied or whatever. Uh, and that
that sucks. But you can't just go shooting somebody dead
is not the answer.

Speaker 15 (21:16):
Yeah, yeah, so that that that is my gears.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
I'm getting just really burned out on seeing all the
people basically dancing, well, they hold off celebrate.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
All those people have realistic ways to like help fix
the healthcare system.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Oh wait, no they don't. Yeah, they follow by the way.
This is not going to do it either.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Well, the company he runs makes what a six percent profit?
Like this is not some evil corporation, it's the whole system.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
I means I understand how people feel about and I,
and I do understand the reasons why they feel that way.
It just doesn't mean that you know, you, uh, you
just murder somebody right in the street. Why stop? Why stop?
There there's other you know, there's there's a number of
other people who are you know, working in positions where
you know. I guess you can say, oh, well, because
you did me wrong, and I understand emotions run high too,

(22:03):
somebody maybe got some coverage denied, some kind of you know,
I don't know what ended up could have been life
saving treatment, I have no idea, But still I can't
justify it. I know, I feel like a total hypocrite
because I do get so excited about, you know, these
other people. But I think there's these are people who.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
This this is a policy thing.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah yeah, I'm saying, like people who deserve it. And
you may say, oh, well, he deserves it because he
runs this company that makes a profit off of denying
people coverage for for certain things.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I just I just don't like that you also make
a profit out of paying physicians and nurses to cure you.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah. Yeah, weekend cheers and jeers. What do you got,
Gina grad.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
Uh big massive, as Greg would say, nuclear mega cheers
to electric blankets.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Dude, I just got one. I start even know how
hardcore Sammy.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
I heard.

Speaker 10 (23:04):
Sammy and I traded brains, or at least she gave
me some of her brain this weekend.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
But sitting in.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
A cold house with an electric blank because I hate
heat like I hate hot houses like I sweat.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
I hate it.

Speaker 10 (23:16):
Sitting in a cold house under an electric blanket, wait
for it, knitting nice. That's something I literally had to call.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
I had to text Sammy. You're like, yes, it ruled, jeers.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
I did spend most of the weekend doing four college essays,
and it's going to be a real pain in my
ass to finish this degree.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
It's I have two more classes. It's such a slog.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
What will be the degree?

Speaker 10 (23:41):
Honestly, for the fourteen thousandth time, it's a General Sciences.
Oh I know you weren't a fan, but I just okay, Yeah,
Well that's what call a GS, a BGS or a
BS as I call it. But it's yeah, this is
my required women's international rights class about transfers national post

(24:07):
colonial feminism, and I can't take it anymore.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Here's my question, like, why would you have to take
that class or go through all that or write a
paper about that today, like what would like what kind
of like practical application will that have?

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Because colleges are to put out well rounded young adults
and I am none of those things.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
So it's so funny you mentioned that would because my
degree in chemical engineering. I just looking at my transcript
because I'm applying for a teaching job.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Thanks thanks to this show.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I forgot that I took like a health class and
an American history class, like literally have zero memory of
those my degree exactly.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
And there was a time, not very long ago, in
fact this year, that I really wanted to finish my
bachelor's so I could go into research. I can't do it.
This stuff is is making my eyes crossed. So you
guys have stuck with me for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Can I ask what about any of the is scientific or.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
A science about women's international rights?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Nothing, not a thing.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Texting over this is This is what I was trying
to get at with the hypocritical thing. From my opinion,
the CEO doesn't deserve to be murdered. Okay, yes, but
rowdy passengers on airplanes do.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I'm not saying you should kill them. I'm saying, like,
if someone's mid flight trying to open the door, and
people grab them and get them on the ground and
just so happened to step on their neck until they
stop breathing. I don't care, Like that doesn't bother me
because well, you know what, you shouldn't have gotten up
and tried to open the door mid flight with a
couple hundred people on an airplane at forty thousand feet

(25:50):
in the sky.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Well hold on, we don't have any precedent of people
acting up on airplanes and like say, crashing them into buildings,
do we?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Oh wait, yeah, oh yeah, thank you, Greg Gory weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Well I'll start with my jeers same as yours, Woody,
and I'll take it a step further where in New
York City they had the United Healthcare CEO murderer lookalike
contest stop and I thought, these are so big, horrendous,
And then the jacket the guy wore apparently is flying
off the shelves. It's just discussing they.

Speaker 10 (26:21):
Could have just repurpose Timothy Shall may look like.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
I mean, it's just so wrong and gross. Makes me
any faith I have in humanity if you have.

Speaker 11 (26:31):
This type of person in your life, like oh yeah,
absolutely not going to benefit. They're probably really productive people.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Oh wait, it's just horrendous cheers. I'm gonna give cheers
to my dad for turning eighty four this weekend.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, was it going?

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Yeah, it.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Couldn't be more mellow. But I'm just like never at
a loss for how lucky I am that both my
parents are still around, and at eighty four you would
think he was sixty four. He he's more active than
I am.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
No, Greg, can I ask you a question? Does it
in terms of longevity?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Now?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Does your dad smoke and drink?

Speaker 7 (27:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:10):
No, he doesn't. He used to smoke, but that was
many decades ago. He drinks not as much.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
As I Okay, I'm just trying to get an idea of, like,
you know, longevity paraly figure. Greg wants to live till
he's like one hundred.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, one hundred. Be nice. The weird thing is my
dad's dad died super young, like in his fifties. His
mom died mega old, nearly one hundred, and then it's
the reverse for my mom who her mom died in
her early seventies and then her dad died at almost
one hundred. So it's kind of flipped around.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
The mixed pot.

Speaker 10 (27:44):
My husband's grandmother is like one hundred and four, so yeah,
you never know.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
You never know. But he's eighty four. He just turned
eighty four and just doing great. Like the day. He
hates being retired. He's just anything he can do to
stay busy, he'll do so he'll be up on them.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
What does he do well?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Like at eighty four, for example, my mom will texts me, Oh,
your dad's up on the roof right now fixing something,
or your dad's on this steep mountain side weed whacking,
you know, and just talling boulders, cutting down trees.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
You get your doing stuff you're not supposed to do.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Yeah, pretty much trade. He's just always staying busy. Cannot relax,
all right, men as weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 11 (28:31):
Oh well, the weekend started off strong. I went to
Power Slap ten with Morgan.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
That looked awesome.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
It ull hard.

Speaker 11 (28:39):
We boasted a video on our Instagram at the Woody
Show on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I don't know that theo vaugh was there.

Speaker 11 (28:44):
Oh yeah, oh no, no, that was that was for
UFCOG was happening at the same time. But Power Slap
ten is people don't know power Slap is way different.
It's where they stand face to face and they slap
each other. That's an open handed punch essentially.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, it was brutal and the other person can't like
put their arms up or anything to defend it. No,
you just have to take it. Yeah, it's nuts. So
but power Slap is run by UFC.

Speaker 11 (29:11):
No it is, yes, okay, no, but it's a separated point.
It's not at the same place.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
How long of an event is it like a couple hours?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, it was a couple of hours. It's super easy. Yeah,
it's just the university thing. I saw theo vonn was there.
He was just completely sitting by himself. Yeah, because he was.

Speaker 11 (29:26):
There for the really early fights and a lot of
people don't show up for those.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, I was surprised he was there by himself either way. Yeah,
he's a big fan. Yeah, it was really cool. So
that happened.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
And then also I ended up doing that event with
Suavecito that I was talking about during my birthday month
that I wanted to do, so I did a little
listener meet up there and they had a collaboration with
Star Wars. So board showed up and there was a
like fully what what would you say, like operational, operational functional.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
R two D two. Oh yeah, it was a legit one. Yeah,
and then Stormtroopers and all that kind of stuff, and.

Speaker 14 (30:05):
I got a legit smile. If you look at my Instagram,
there is a smile from.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Ear to ear.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (30:10):
Sports Instagram for it is at Saint Port on Instagram.
You and were you able to keep your your penis
in your pants the whole time?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
But I did fight you take it out and tug
it right, I mean Stormtroopers?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Yeah right, I.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Did hug the R two D two about it. It was
very cool.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
And then yeah, he got to nerd out with the
guys that are like they'd run it, you know.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
It was super cool. And then the very last thing,
you know, since we're friends with TCL.

Speaker 11 (30:39):
Got to give away another ninety eight inch TV and
that was so much fun.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
We had a viewing party.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It was so cool walk downstairs to see and then
they were in like our mail room. Those things are
like they're like the.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Size of a house.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, it was like I was blown away.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
It's like to make a very nice home for.

Speaker 11 (30:59):
Yeah, that was so much fun, and uh yeah, we're
gonna be giving away more of those televisions, so pay
attention to our social media. And I think the only
cheers was just like so busy all weekend that at
one of the events they had cheeseburger egg rolls and
I just kept on seeing them go by and I
just didn't have enough time to have them.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I didn't get to have one. These were like you.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
So bad, he's a recent convert to cheeseburger egg rolls.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Well, cheeseteak Philly cheese, Yeah, pretty much the same thing.
Those are the Philly cheese take egg rolls. Yeah, we
had those at Exfinity Live.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (31:36):
I wanted one so bad, but I was just you know,
damnit talking with the people's.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, so good Sea Bass weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
To nurses, doctors, physicians, assistants and I can mentioned this
recently that they do the things they touch the gross
stuff that I want nothing to do with. And this
happened to me personally and very special cheers where I
found a lump on the outside of my satchel okay.
I thought to myself, well, hold on, I've got vaccinated
against everything, genital lords.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
What could this be?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
So I went into a dermatologist office. I got and
I kind of couched it. I said, well, you know,
I've never had a full body dermatologist. I've never read
a dermatologist period. I thought it was chicks, right, Yeah,
I thought only chicks. Went like saying, okay, hold on.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
For whatever reason, like I've never maybe because I've just
never heard a dude say that they were going to, uh, well,
a dermatologist. But other than like when you were a
kid and you had acne.

Speaker 11 (32:38):
Well, I kind of like never go either, because think
about it. Every every single thing that people say is like, oh,
the doctor just tells you keep an eye on it.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
That's why I don't go anymore. I went to one,
I said, hey, should I be worried about this more?
Keep an eye on it.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
So she gave me the doctors.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
She gave me the full once over all cleaned there,
and I said, and I do have a little kind
of inflammation in in a private area.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Does she kiss it?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And well, she goes down there and it's an underneath
the left side of my satchel and she takes a
look at it. So cheers to that because it turned
out just to be assist So what do you do that? Well,
she said literally, she said literally, don't do anything. Don't
pop this word because it will go away in a coupleks,
in a week or two.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah, basically a pimple essentially just you have sack pimples. Well,
so that's gross, Jeers, first one of my life. Hey,
curse off, you're one to talk. You go to the
emergency rocause you're sack crash. Yes, well that was flickylitis
because I got a little over aggressive with the shaving.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
So cheers to her for like being, you know, doing
my whole once over, being super professional about it.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Jeers.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
However, when she got down there to look at it,
she goes, oh, that little guy, which was the yeah language,
young lady.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
She was cute too, she was, I never seen it
do with a clip of your penis.

Speaker 10 (34:02):
It didn't freak you out that it was a lady
doing it, No, because she had her ring on.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
She was cute too, Georgia graduate. But but she couldn't
and I realized obviously the wording on her part was bad.
But she couldn't even see the the rod section because
of the way I pulled. I grabbed the curtains and put.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
It over the top.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Well, what I did is I basically I put my
hand over the curtain, just lifted up the satchel so
she could see where the cyst, which, by the way,
is going away as we speak. It's it's ready to go.
I'm fully active, ladies. I had a clean bill of
health via melanomas.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Oh nice, good Sammy weekend.

Speaker 13 (34:40):
Cheers and jeers, cheers to doing Christmas things this weekend.
I had like a great Christmas weekend. I went to
the neighborhood tree lighting in my area.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Was great, and.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Then they had all the little.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Joe by yourself I did, she's the cue that is
kind of sad, Greg Like, typically I disagree with you
about doing things on your.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Own being kind of sad going to a Christmas tree
lighting yourself. Sah. It wasn't like not pathetic, but like
I was like.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Oh, hoping to meet somebody. Maybe it's kind of like
a movie.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, like a Hallmark you met.

Speaker 13 (35:14):
Because it was a whole neighborhood thing, like the whole block,
and it was all the businesses and stuff were open
and kind of handing stuff out and you get to
know the neighborhood and other things and boots and stuff,
and so I ended up finding a candy shop I
didn't even know existed, tried some of their troubles that
they were handing out.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
It was delicious.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
They had other people like making donuts.

Speaker 13 (35:32):
Like each shop had something going on, and you kind
of walked by and saw the stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
It was great.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I mean I didn't say forever. I mean Santa was there.
I watched them.

Speaker 13 (35:44):
They had bagpipers.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I listen.

Speaker 13 (35:48):
They were doing Christmas song. I also went to like
a Christmas artisan fair that I got some great Christmas candles.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
I had dinner with what his wife.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
We wore Christmas sweaters.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
It's right.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
I had a great weekend.

Speaker 13 (36:04):
And my jeers is really just how messy my apartment.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
Is because I didn't have time to clean because I was.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Doing so many Oh no, what a weekend.

Speaker 11 (36:13):
I know, what's our latest text?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Lose loser.

Speaker 11 (36:21):
She's an eight year old living, Yeah, trapped in a
mid thirty year old body.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
All right, well there's your weekend. Your weekend. Cheers and jeers, everybody, weekend,
cheers and jeers. Hope you had a great weekend. We're
gonna take a quick break. Got some more Woody Show
coming up for you next, hang on, just stop kissing
and snuggling turtles.

Speaker 12 (36:43):
Well I think that's I think, yeah, you could have
got Salmon Millers.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Who sucks now, Woody Show show. I don't even know
what that means.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
No one knows what it means, but it's for fuck's show.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
People go all right? What about the trending news headlines
today grow so many?

Speaker 10 (37:07):
Well, jay Z is being accused of raping a thirteen
year old girl back in two thousand along Diddy.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
I meant to ask. I saw that.

Speaker 15 (37:14):
I saw that headline and uhdiction board?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Who who had that on the prediction board? I remember
his name came up? We have oh yell as if
you don't know it was what? And you're the only
one who called it? I was the only one nobody else?
But what his name is?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
You want a million dollars?

Speaker 10 (37:30):
Well, this is the thing. The lawsuit was filed in October,
but it only mentioned Diddy, But then they refiled the
lawsuit to include jay Z. Apparently the victim tried blackmailing
jay Z first before naming it, but that didn't work.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Why is he gonna be blackmailing you know?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Yeah, that's what it's called.

Speaker 10 (37:46):
The story goes that the thirteen year old drank something
at a VMA's after party, started feeling lightheaded, and then
was allegedly attacked by Diddy and jay Z while another
female celebrity watched. Jay Z is of course denying this
ever happened, and says, these allegations are so heinous in
nature that I implore you to file a criminal complaint,
not a civil one. Whoever would commit such a crime

(38:09):
against her, whomever against a minor should be locked away.
Would you not agree these alleged victims would deserve real
justice if that were the case, It's kind of like,
you know, try me. Why aren't we going full criminal
on this?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I think there's a statute of limitations is up?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Here's a question, would how does a thirteen year old
get into a VMA party?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Well, the story that she puts out is that she walked,
she was she got dropped off outside the venue and
was just like asking limo drivers trying to get someone. Allegedly,
some guy said, oh, hey, you're the type that so and.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
So I'm just wondering where the parents are, right my daughter?
I'm saying, my daughter is twelve and I'm thinking, hmmm,
how would she even end up there?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
She claims that in this event by herself in the
first place. This is in New York City, so it's
easy to get everywhere, and it's a terrible city. But
also she plays after the party she got like dropped
off at a gas station and ended up calling her
dad to pick her up.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Yeah, maybe the family's not as intact as right.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Well, what are you sat in New York?

Speaker 11 (39:07):
I was at NOBU and there's like twelve and thirteen
year olds out by themselves having dinner.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's easy when you have a subway systems, easy get around.

Speaker 10 (39:17):
Yeah, well we'll keep you boasted on that. In a
big pivot, The College Football Playoff Selection Committee has announced
their final rankings and the bracket for the first ever
field of twelve teams that will compete for the national title.
The top four seeds are Oregon, Georgia, Boise State, and
Arizona State. They all get a bye in the first round.
The first game of Round one will be on December twentieth,

(39:38):
with number seven Notre Dame hosting Number ten Indiana. Then
on the twenty first, Number six Penn State hosts Number
eleven Southern Methodist University. And then you've also got number
five Texas hosting number twelve Clemson and number eight Ohio
State hosting number nine Tennessee, all on the twenty first.
So have fun watching Girl TV that Daycads, and some

(40:01):
updates on the United Healthcare CEOs killing that is still going.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 10 (40:07):
Authorities have tons of evidence, However, they still don't know
who the hell the suspect is. Police say they know
it was a target attack, but they still don't know
who did it or why they did it. The FBI
announced Friday that it was offering a fifty thousand dollars
reward for info leading to an arrest and conviction. Cops
say they think the suspect acted alone. Meanwhile, I don't

(40:28):
know Menace usually watch. I don't know who caught SNL
this weekend, but they spent some time during their weekend
Updates segment to talk and joke about the story as
they do.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Colin Joe said, the.

Speaker 10 (40:39):
Manhunt continues for the assassin who gunned down the CEO
of United Healthcare on Wednesday, and it really says something
about America that a guy was murdered in cold blood,
and the two main reactions were yeah, well healthcare stinks
and also girl that shoot her hut.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
But oh yeah, I saw a couple of those comments
till there's a ton.

Speaker 10 (40:57):
And honestly, it's not even a joke. I mean, he
was that is exactly what's happening. But the jokes didn't
go over well. A lot of people saying SNL not
giving too much consideration to the victim's family.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Well, what do you want them to do? Relay a reason?

Speaker 10 (41:10):
But that's the thing, he's they're not making fun of
what happened, They're making fun.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Of the reaction.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, yeah, what we're doing exactly right.

Speaker 10 (41:17):
Oh, speaking of speaking of big stories, we've been talking
about a New York judge has dismissed the manslaughter charge
against Daniel Penny for the choke hold death of Jordan
Neely on the subway. Penny now faces a lesser charge
of criminally negligent homicide, which carries a maximum four year
sentence instead of fifteen years, and that decision came after

(41:38):
the jury said they were deadlocked twice on the manslaughter charge.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
The charge has sparked.

Speaker 10 (41:42):
Debate about mental health and public safety, and they're going
to continue jury deliberations today. So they've knocked it down
at least from fifteen years to four years if he
gets that.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
See now, in this case, I'm hoping that this guy
just walks completely free.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Right.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
It's one of those situations where this guy was threatening
people on a subway and you know, he put him
in a choke called so happened to die, but you
know a bunch of other people were getting threatened. You
risk a guy dire threatening people. Yeah, and everybody who
was threatening thanked him after that exactly.

Speaker 10 (42:15):
Well, yesterday ended a nearly fourteen year struggle that Syrian
President Bashar Asad had with the country. He took over
in two thousand and a lot of people hoped he'd
be a young kind of reformer of the government, that's
after three decades of his father being in control. But
that ain't what happened. Asad had lots of people protesting
against him starting back in twenty eleven, and he responded

(42:36):
to the protests with brutality, just like his father. There
are reports that he's fled to Russia and that Moscow
has granted him and his family asylum.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Yeah, he'll be holding up there.

Speaker 10 (42:47):
And finally, we have a little something from the uh
Philly sinkhole desk.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Remember the h oh yeah follownews dot com.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (42:57):
Remember that sixty four year old grandma. She was in
Pennsylvan and she fell into that fresh sinkhole when she
was trying to find her cat.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Well she's dead. Oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (43:08):
She was found last Friday in that mine that the
sinkhole had exposed, and cops say they had to use
heavy machinery to.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Get her body out of after it started later.

Speaker 10 (43:20):
Life situation, so repe to her and I'm assuming her
cat though, it would make total sense if the cat
was fine.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
How deep was that hole? I was pretty big that
I took them that long before. It's pretty big.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
And there was a mine like a mine underneath the
Sure the cat's.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
Fine, Yeah, the cats are always fine. Well and according
to you and what you did, don't have souls anyway.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
I mean, it's just a cat.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Cat probably crawled over her body to help get itself
out of the hole.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
That's probably true.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
This was her demise looking for her cat.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yeah, well that's what's going on all right.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Thank you very much, Gina grat you got it quick
break more what he showed next Hang.

Speaker 11 (43:56):
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Speaker 11 (44:06):
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Speaker 3 (44:35):
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Speaker 4 (44:43):
Yeah, totally, you won't.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Show well. The Chargers almost upset the Kansas City Chiefs
last night on Saturday night. Football is so crazy. It
came down to you and this is the chief season.
This is exactly how every game seems out for them.
It came down once to a last second field goal
opportunity for Kansas City. One second left on the clock.

(45:08):
The kick was up doinks off the left, upright and
then bounces through. Final score Kansas City nineteen, Chargers seventeen.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Every single time, the Chiefs are.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
The luckiest team in the NFL. Now, here's the thing.
They're having a great regular season, but I gotta feel like, yeah,
like once you get to the playoffs, like, man, it's
one thing to have this kind of luck. You want
that kind of luck in the postseason. Ye who cares
to this? But I mean it made it so they
won the division. Now, I think the record for most
consecutive division titles was the Patriots with eleven, and now

(45:41):
this is the ninth.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Oh damn, this is the.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Ninth consecutive AFC West Division title for the Chiefs. So
who you calling for Super Bowl? Then? Uh? Man, See
the Bills are chokers. That happened over the weekend, so
I don't put them in the Super Bowl. I think
it's either going to be I think it could be
Kansas City Lions or the Kansas City Ravens or Steelers

(46:08):
from the AFC.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
That was me contributing to this, and then I think
the did I think the Lions.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I still believe. I still believe the Lions.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I mean the Well, who in the NFC would you
say is most likely to take the Lions out before then?

Speaker 16 (46:19):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I mean Philly, rights, I would say maybe Philly, Maybe Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
No, Minnesota's two. I don't know, man, they just seem
too hot and cold. Like Philly is the most consistently
good team start, you know, front to back. So I
would say, yeah, if it's not the Lions, I think
it'd probably be the Eagles. But we'll see. I mean,
the Seahawks have been making a big move. The Seahawks
have been like really strong, kind of a sleeper team.
You don't hear much about them, you know what I mean. Yeah,

(46:43):
they don't get it. They don't get a lot of
the the attention. But they're having a great season. Dude,
this uh Yankees outfitter Juan Soto. Do you see his deal?
He's going to the Mets for like seven something on
a fifteen year, seven hundred and sixty five million dollar dar,
how old is this stuff doesn't make sense? No deferred

(47:04):
money and with bonuses he can make more than eight
hundred million. And now this is this is a bigger
deal than show. Hey o Tani, So not only is
this the biggest deal in Major League Baseball history, but
in all of professional sports.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
In all of life, basically sports.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Seven sixty five million dollars deal for Juan Soto to
go the Mets.

Speaker 10 (47:27):
He's crazy six now, so they're yeah, they're really betting
on this guy.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Well, I mean the Mets are still paying Bobby Bonia. Yeah,
he gets he gets a big payment every year. I
forget exactly it's Bobby Bonia Day. It's like, I want
to say March maybe something like that. But he gets
like a couple million bucks in the Mets every year
and he hasn't played in decades.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
That's incredible.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I'm playing twenty some years. Yeah, yeah, no kidding. But
there are eight seven seven.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
That are opt out of clauses on this thing too,
mostly for him, but still, yeah he might.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
You know what, he's gonna be okay, even.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Be about him, even if he gets one. Yeah, seven, he.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Gets one of his paychecks and it'll be fun. Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four. Hit us up with the text.
You can send that over to two two nine eight seven.
All right, So, uh, tomorrow medicin Bart they're gonna be
at a Raisin Canes. This one in Compton, yep, from
one to three pm. They'll have a bunch of us

(48:26):
stuff to give away. Just one of what three or
four different events you got going on this week?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Three?

Speaker 11 (48:30):
Yeah, three, well maybe four, but three for sure.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Three for now?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yes, all right. Well, Medicine Board raising Canes tomorrow from
one to three pm. They're in Compton. And on Thursday
medicin Boart again, this time out of Biology at Irvine
Spectrum Center from three until five pm. Oh yeah, and
uh yeah, so they're going big on this one. They're
giving away a big screen TV, some metaglasses. That's the

(48:57):
other stuff. That's Thursday. And then on Sunday it's another
one of these events at Rock and Bruise. This one's
gonna be an el segundo for the ultimate TCL ninety
eight inch TV that you can win, so be huge.

Speaker 11 (49:09):
And I did what you said the woodieshow dot com.
If you click on events you can get all the info.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Eh yeah, finally yeah, because yeah, it's always like, you know,
trying to give it the information and then you know, hey,
can we just have a one central place where all
the info is yephow dot com and then just click
on events you'll see it there now back to phones
are open, but for a specific purpose as we begin

(49:34):
this new hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number, and
we are looking for a contestant for a dumbass contest.
It's radio's most immature game. You guys, guess who's game.
We're gonna play guests Who's gas? So if you want
to play, eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the

(49:56):
phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four woody. H.
And while Morgan is getting some contestants lined up, I
will let you know what else we got going on
here for you. We have man, I just lost my
train of thought.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
God, damn it, what do we have?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
No, we had I had a god it's called a fart.
Oh hold on, that's where I was, Like, where did
I put this stupid thing?

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I had a lot of missed opportunities this weekend where
I had the best ones and the phone was downstairs.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Oh no, I hate that. Oh yeah, this was it
is called it's called it's called chart your fart?

Speaker 7 (50:35):
What?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah? All right, So this is Australia's National Science Agency.
How's there? And they released this new app that tracks
your farts. It's called Chart your Fart and so you
could track things like the frequency, the duration, the loudness,
the stench, like how long this the smell lingered? And

(50:59):
they're asking all Australians to track their farts for three days,
including one weekend day. Why and the press release they
claims to help scientists quote better understand the frequency and
characteristics of one of the leading gut health symptoms.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
It's all about gut health now, Oh.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
My god, Like the gut health thing is is so trendy?
It is? Yeah? And does it ask? I mean, is
is that just like a thing that is like that
people just like talking about now? Or is it legit
does the next thing for people to focus on?

Speaker 13 (51:32):
But don't they say it's like your second brain or
something like there's some r connection with it where it's
way more important than we ever thought.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
There was a whole documentary on the gut and it
was pretty interesting if you watch it, like it is
kind of like you're almost like a second brain, but
it's your your body is your gut is kind of
in charge of everything. Yeah, all right, it's important, But
I wouldn't track my far As.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Here as one of the researchers talking about the program
and warning fun accent ahead because you know Australia. Yeah, absolutely,
there we go.

Speaker 13 (52:05):
The sound and how loud it was or if there
was much of an odor to it.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
It's not something that everyone's comfortable discussing.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
But it is a normal function of the body, and
it's healthy.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
It's a sign that you're healthy.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Okay, sure it is. It's a sign that you're healthy.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I would assume, yeah, you're not all gassed up. Yeah,
hold a normal function bubble.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
You know.

Speaker 10 (52:28):
But sometimes, like I would, I would think that somebody
who's like farting all the time has like gut problems,
like constipated or.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
I don't know. We need a fart experts.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
For Australians, but anybody can download it. It's a there's
an option for people located outside of Australia.

Speaker 11 (52:46):
Now no offense board. But I used to share a
small office with a bunch of guys that were vegans
and they had the worst farts. Ouch, it was the
worst brutal.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Boyfriend in college was vegan and had the same problem.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
They're always busting ass.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
But he also put peanut butter in his dreadlocks.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
Oh yeah, you had what it was the same guy.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
White guy with dreadlocks. Unacceptable to make.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
It more dreadlocky, it was vile.

Speaker 13 (53:21):
I kind of have a fart secret to tell you.
So you know how my farts don't really make a sound.

Speaker 12 (53:28):
But they do.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
So you say, right when you're home alone, you are.

Speaker 13 (53:32):
Now, do you remember when we went to the Joe
Coy Show and you talked about the fart that hung
in the room.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
That was me?

Speaker 17 (53:41):
What if somebody asked me, I would have admitted to it,
but that was me and I didn't know that it
was like that bad though for you guys to like
come back and be like this ruin to the show.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
It was my jeer.

Speaker 13 (53:55):
Yes, when it was your jeer, I was like, oh
my god, what's that bad?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
And what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Nobody asked you? Nobody thought to say, Sammy was that?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I didn't know?

Speaker 13 (54:06):
Sometimes people will ask me, and I always love up
to it.

Speaker 10 (54:08):
If I get I just assume it was the guy
in front of us.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
That was me.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Day we thought it was the dude in front of us.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Yeah, no, no, because he was disgusted. Well, that's how I.

Speaker 13 (54:21):
Always get away with it because they don't make a sound,
and I'll be near someone else who everyone just assumes
it is. I've never assumed on that person having these
crazy stinky farts. I did have, and Gina, you were there,
you know. But when we were at the airport, I
needed to eat and we were kind of rushing to
go to the show, and I uh ate like chicken

(54:42):
fingers and fries at the airport.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
There the airport.

Speaker 13 (54:45):
Food that I had that I don't normally really eat
something like that. And that's what happens when I do
the stinkiest farts.

Speaker 10 (54:52):
You're so disgusting, you know, I believe you now, because
if you're gonna say half of it's true, like they
smell bad, that, I'm gonna believe that they make a sound.

Speaker 13 (55:01):
Right, So I know I am not contributing to the
segment audio wise, but this was my contribution.

Speaker 14 (55:06):
This is the most disgusted I've ever seen him look
by anybody for anything. Fart was so bad weapon and
it was It disrupted dozens of people. It was horrendous.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
It stunk like an anchovy's box.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
It really blacked out.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Wow, I think less of you, Like if you remove
someone's call on and then turned it inside out and
sat it in.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Front of a fan right and used it as a
p And you think we're being extra and just dramatic.
It was that bad. It will I'm surprised you didn't
clear the t bubble arena.

Speaker 18 (55:48):
I know that.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
Well.

Speaker 11 (55:49):
Remember when I told you when said we started working
here that I could always hear it because we sit
so close to each other, I could always hear her stomach,
Like yeah, I mean I I don't even notice it anymore.
I kind of tune it out, but yeah, there's something
going on in there, something's dying.

Speaker 10 (56:05):
But don't you guys love the sweet justice of a
hot girl with bad farts? No, Because Sammy, I just
feel like the world is more balanced now, creep.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Now as a woman, it's like, oh, okay, good now.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
I see I see you're saying, Oh.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Yeah, balance in the world.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Another thing we always talk about how women hate as
a women, now not but we're gonna play guess who's
gas Radio's most immature game. But man, now that we
got sidetracked by this confession was full. I feel like
we're better off taking a quick break and then we'll
come back from the break and we'll play. We'll give
us a second to get some more people lined up

(56:43):
on the phones. We have Devin and Skyler and Austin.
We're gonna get to those people in our first round
of guests. Whose gas? Eight seven seven forty four?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
What he is?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
The phone number? It's eight seven seven forty four. What
a text? He just says, I actually gasped out loud
and Sammy's super Confession the Deception discussion. Wow, Sammy, master
crop Duster.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
This my god, I'm such a master.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I damn Sammy. That's a nasty farting tush.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
It was bad.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yeah, no sound Booty Hall is loose. So it is
the three. All right, we'll play Guess whose gas? Want
to play? Call us now? Eight seven seven.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Will be right back.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
All right, Well, it's uh, it's time to play radio's
most immature game. We're gonna play Guess whose gas? Alright,
so guess whose gas? We have a clip that we're
gonna play here and then uh, and then what we're
gonna do after that is we're gonna have you guess
whose gas it is?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Now?

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Your options for the for the game myself, Gina grad
Greg gory Man is or Sea Bass we all know
that uh, Sammy so far has not participated because her
hearts don't make any noise.

Speaker 15 (58:11):
They make themselves known, so she says, so, uh yeah,
those are your options.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
First person to guess correctly will be our winner. And
uh let's go right to the phones and say hello
to devn Hey, Good morning, Devin, good morning, Good morning, Devin.
All right, so we're gonna play guess whose gas, and
when you're ready, say hit me, hit me. I call

(58:39):
that one the muffled trumpet. Yeah, here we go, just
hear it again. Alright, alkay, So, uh, Devin, guess who's gas.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
I'm gonna gon.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Show me menace. It is, It is not menace, but Devin,
thank you for the the Woody show. Let's go to
gil Hey. Good morning, gil Hey, good morning, good morning.
All right, so we're playing guess who's gas. Menace has
already been guessed. He's off the table. Your options are

(59:14):
gonna be Woody, Gina grad, Greg Gory, or Sea Bass.
When you're ready, say hit.

Speaker 7 (59:20):
Me, hit me, alright one more time?

Speaker 19 (59:27):
All right, a little bit of crackle, just a touch
of crackle. Yeah, all right, guess who's gas? What's your guess, Woody,
show me Woody.

Speaker 10 (59:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, what are you talking about it?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
It's dryer and there's less rattle than a typical Yeah,
that's a that's called the muffled trumpet. Is that on
the road? You know what I'm saying? No, this one was.
This one was cut a while back.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
It threw everyone off. It's a red herring fart.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah it is all right. Well, hey man, congratulations you
are the winner here on this round of Guess Who's Gas?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
It was kind of like a textbook part.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Yeah. No personality, Yeah all right, Gil, hang on one second,
we will get all of your information.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
No personality. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Do you guys want to go with another one? Yeah, alright,
saet me look at my list here, Okay, we'll go
with this one. I nicknamed it bull Patrol Bull Yeah,
bull Patrol Patrol. Yeah. All right, let's go to the phone. Say,
let's say hello to Skyler. Hey, good morning Skyler. All right,

(01:00:47):
so we're playing a Guess Whose Gas? Again. Everybody's back
on the table. Woody, Sea, Bass, Greg Gory, Gina grad
Menace and when you're ready say hit me, that's hit me.

Speaker 15 (01:01:05):
That No, No, that was that was that was.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
I hated that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
That one's called bowl patrol. I feel something followed after that?

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Well probably if something else following afterwards. Usually it's like
a precursor too.

Speaker 18 (01:01:25):
Yeah all right, all right, so Skylar, your options Woody, Gina,
Greg Menace or Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Guess who's gas.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
I'm gonna go with Sea bass.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Show me sea bass gradually horrific. Yeah, that's a that's
a sea bass. That's a that's a ball patrol.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Did you get the follow in there?

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
What a? What about that? Said to you? Sea bass?
Just out of curiosity?

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:02:06):
I just just I'm going with my gut on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Yeah, there's a lot of guys, guys. I got some chili.
Who's interested? Breakfast chili? Anybody? I think we already heard
your chilli. That's called sweet Baby. That's the skyline right there.
That's kind of great. So good. All right, Well, congratulations
to you, Skyler. Hang on one second, we will get all

(01:02:32):
of your information. Hang on all right? Yeah, all right,
do you want to do yours? Do one more?

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Yeah? Okay, we'll do three.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Three.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Let me see what else I got here?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
What a day?

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
All right? All right? I got I got one picked
out for you. All right, let's see, let's go to
our next contest, and let's say hello to Austin. Hey,
good morning, Austin. We're playing good morning, Good morning. We're
playing Guess whose gas, and when you're ready, say.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Hit me, hit me. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
That one's called the Angry Duck.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
I was gonna say it sounds like someone's stepped on
a duck.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Yeah, so brief, yeah, nice and brief to the point,
angry duck. All right, So your options are Woody, everybody's
back on the table, Woody, Gina, Greg Gory, Menace or
Sea Bass. Guess whose gas? Gina show me Gina Grant, Yeah,

(01:03:40):
yeah it is. That is not genas. But Austin, thank
you very much for calling. And listen to the Woods
Show and say hi to Mike. Hey, good morning, Mike,
Good morning, Hey Mike, good morning. All right, we're playing
Guess whose gas, and when you're ready, say.

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
Hit me, hit me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
From a video game bright yeah yeah yeah, like whoops,
it's very efficient.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Or like when you get an error message on like
Windows totally like something like I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Sound ye.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
All right, So Gina is off the table here, Mike,
but your options are Woody. Greg Menace or Sea Bass.
Guess whose gas?

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
I'm gonna go with Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Show me Menace good today? Yeah that's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
That one was from from just about a month or
so ago. Yeah, the the Angry Duck. God knows, God
knows what he ate that that created that one. Hey man,
congratulations and uh hang on one second, we'll get all
of your information. Appreciate listening to the show. And a
big winner here today on guess whose guess?

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
You know everybody?

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
How you won?

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Yeah, one second here, I do have a bonus. Do
you want to bring up Morgan? Let's bring up Morgan's Mike.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Morgan sent over Uh, there you go. Morgan sent over
a blast.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Good for you?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
No guessing? Yeah, well no, no, she's not typically in
the in the pool of people that we have people
guess from.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
This is an application?

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Yeah, actually this could be yeah, this could be your audition. Yeah.
So she said this was from tofu stir fry, Oh boy,
to why what you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
It's a good question. Do I care about my body?

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Do you're just eating.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Protein?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
She's she's been on this kick, like yeah. During the
commercial break, we we left our studio and right next
door to our studios where Morgan sitting in the next
studio over by myself and the door is open, and
just the smell coming out of that studio.

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
Like I've smelled tuna before, but for some reason, the
brand whatever you get, it is like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
It smelled like the stripper auditions. I know, it's so bad.
No salt added, no oil. This is from she was
eating tofu stir fry and she sent this one over.
This is Morgan's submission for guess who's gas that again? Yeah,
I mean it's it's real, kind of like deep and brief.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
It's not even a far I mean, what do you
mean that's disturbing?

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
You know, it sounds like it sounds like you sit
on a leather couch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Yes, it sounds like it's imploding, not coming out of you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Do it again.

Speaker 10 (01:06:48):
Yeah, yeah, it does sound like a leather couch, right
like that that it's like a like a leather Yes,
there's like a leather squeak.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Come out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
So I didn't make the trial. It's fine, okay, Hey,
you have contributed one hundred more than Sammy Hank.

Speaker 14 (01:07:05):
I try to pull my weight.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Yeah, it's really good, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
It sounds kind of depressed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Shade kind of regrets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
No, a better one.

Speaker 14 (01:07:18):
I should have got a better tryout, put your best
foot forward type of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Yeah, get some more of that. People, you're saying, since
you have such a huge stockpile of recorded farts, you
should really do a guess Who's gas marathon? I think,
and then and then like go through something. Yeah, we
do have. Oh my god, we have when we have
a day off, just play four hours? Is this far?

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
That would be awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
The company that's the low and slow somebody's ass is haunted.

Speaker 11 (01:07:56):
Do you think the company would allow us to do that, like,
you know, if we had the day off.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
So you know what we're Here's one from Greg called
Muddy Bubbles. All right, I'm a monster Jesus Greg show. Well, Greg,
you're gonna like this, Okay the City of New Orleans,

(01:08:22):
where he shows proud to be heard weekday mornings on
Alt ninety two to three. Yeah, they are banning the
release of metallic balloons into the sky finally, and the
city has decided to enact this band after their electrical
and their sewer systems were all messed up thanks to
all of the discarded balloons. Apparently, the balloons. They were

(01:08:43):
even causing power outages widespread in the city water pumps
that were getting tripped offline. So now no more balloons
or confetti will be at parades. Good City council members
are hoping that this ordinance will stop similar incidents from
happening in the future. Egg's been on this for a bird.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
What God years like when people have funerals and they
set off balloons to go up into heaven. Where do
you think they go to one?

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
People that just fire like a celebratory gunfire. Yeah, like
you think that the bullet just keeps going and going
and going and that comes it comes down.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
They vaporize, they do, but they do make biodegradeable confetti,
So I think there's you know, there's a work around there.

Speaker 11 (01:09:27):
Well can come back, but with greg biodegradable balloons, it's
not the mylar ones.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
No, But they all have to land somewhere. And I
had one. I once called uh, the power company because
there was a milar balloon in the power lines right
in front of my house. And I asked him, am
I overreacting by calling you? And they said absolutely not,
This is very serious. This is serious.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
You get the key to the city in a parade.
But every time I see like a video online, like
there was a they were trying to set a record
I believe in Cleveland. This is oh my god, eighties
or something like that four years ago. Yeah, and just
they were trying to set a million balloons out. That's great,
And you said, yeah, even though it happened back in

(01:10:13):
the eighties, I think Greg still died a little inside
just seeing Yeah, well there was like there was like
some family same thing, releasing balloons, you know, because somebody
had died. It was the anniversary of their death, Like
we're honoring them today.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
And I sent that to Greg. How can we honor him?
How about by killing animals?

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:10:31):
Remember I had that legendary story where I got hired
to introduce some band and I and I'm walking on stage.
I noticed behind the stage there's like thousands upon thousands
of balloons and it was for a video game launch
and then give it up for the band blah blah,
And then all these balloons get released something like oh,
people are getting get mad about that. And then later
I started checking social media and people started like ripping

(01:10:54):
into me, like are you gonna come pick this up? Well,
apparently on the balloons was a flyer that had my
name on it. Yeah, and it was like in the
ocean and like all over the cities.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Right, all these whales were washing up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
They're all dying. Greatful question of the text. Are paper
lanterns Okay, same category. I want to go to those
so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
I've seen those on video where they put the little candle.
It's a little paper lantern, little start house fires.

Speaker 10 (01:11:24):
I mean no, they do like the sky, Yeah, but
they one's on the water, just like balloons.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
They come down to Yeah, forty four Wooding. You can
text us like everybody else here is doing over two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 12 (01:11:38):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thank you for being here giving
us some of your valuable time this morning. My name
is what that is Greg Gory, Good morning, we got menace.
Hi g here, Good morning, Gina, Good morning. There's sea bass.
We've got Sammy phones are up eighty seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also

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hit us up with a text over to too, nine
eight seven. We're going to get into a diarrhea of topics.
We'll just bring up a bunch of random stuff. You
feel free to call in and be a part of
whatever it is that you'd like to be a part of.
You can call in at that number, or you could
text over if you don't want to call in and
get on the air. We like to get you on

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the air. And typically we have a follow up question
sometimes with with some of these things that people will
send over. But a couple different questions and now, Greg Gory,
you had.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
One, Yeah, what random thing do you find trashy?

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
I bet you was just so long.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
I'm gonna say that's got to be a very long
list for Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
But well, yeah, usually it's like the core stuff. But
what thing in particular was I might have brought this
up before, but when wife or a husband calls the
wife or the husband dude brought that up? It is
so trashy to me, so much like your your husband

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is not dude, your wife is not dude. If you
call each other that, I think your relationship is kind
of in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Now, Greg, we have some mutual friends. Our friends Chad
Nileen right and calls she calls him dude, and he
calls her dude. In fact, that's her, Like, that's her
like pet name. I would call my wife face and
she'll call me.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Cookie, like fine to have a nickname.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
But you started with I was saying, like I love
your face, and it just got shortened to face. What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Face? I think I hate it even more when the
wife calls the husband dude, because it's like he's your friend,
your buddy, your frat bro. This is your husband, your child,
best friend. You know, it's bizarre and it's trashy to me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
I was gonna say I saw something yesterday and just
reminded me as soon as you said that question. Was
there was a guy behind me in traffic and he
had a bunch of like hats sitting on the front
windshield of his car. You know, like it's like he
had a hat and he gets in the car, he
throws up on the windshield. But he has like just
a couple of different ones to choose from. Should you
want to like change something else? Or people that put

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like a bunch of stuff on the back ledge of
the of the windows, like bobbleheads or stuffed animals. Yeah,
you see people that got a bunch of crap, Like
I don't know. I think that stuff is trashy.

Speaker 10 (01:14:26):
Yeah, mine's kind of more along this vein, and I
know it had a moment, but I hate it. I'm
sorry to anyone I offend.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Who has it.

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
Word art like with those peel stickers like love like
on your kitchen.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
Wall front here and oh yeah, or a plaque or
stenciled on the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:14:50):
Well we went to uh, we went to BUCkies. There
was like a whole section and I saw people. Yeah,
there was a whole section of those signs.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
There were a hundred lines laundry, kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
The family that being said, Gina, what did you buy
one of those BUCkies and try to give it to Greg.

Speaker 10 (01:15:09):
Because that's not the same thing. Do you mean the
sign I bought? Yes, the sign I bought rules It
says keep common BUCkies on.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
It's amazing. I just like Greg's saying.

Speaker 7 (01:15:19):
Like.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
In like cursive, like they're trying to be fancy. Yeah,
I hate that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Be grateful.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
Yeah, no, keep common BUCkies on.

Speaker 11 (01:15:28):
The singer Sabrina Carpenter was at BUCkies and she was
just making fun of those Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
I couldn't believe their collection they have deep is honestly
a random thing that I find trashy. Female bartenders in
their forties.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Oh interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
I mean again, there's no wrong answers here because it's
just whatever your opinion is, right, right.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
Something random I find trashy.

Speaker 13 (01:15:51):
I just noticed this over the weekend, and I know
that it's something that we get annoyed by because they're
drawing attention. But people who play their own music loudly
in public, so trashy is a trashy thing to do?

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Or just talking on speakerphone in public? Yeah, super trashy.
And the other one I'm gonna bring up here to you.
You can call in text in on any of these questions.
So what's something you find trashy? That was Greg's question.
We've done a whole segment about this before, but I'm
just going to put it in here as part of
the diary of topics. When it comes to your family
and you know with holidays and everything else, you go
from Thanksgiving and the CS, a lot of people spend

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a lot of time together within your family. Why they beefing?
Oh yes, that fights? Like who's fighting? And what are
they fighting about? The dumb worry and the yeah, the
dumb stuff, nothing like nothing serious like somebody was abusive
or like we get that. I'm talking about like the
dumb reasons why there are two people in your family

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who are battling. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:16:48):
Also, like let's take out politics on this one too.
Let's like, oh, they were fighting over like who's going
to bring the pie to Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
The status the status forty percent of families fight or
of open disagreements during the holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Forty I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
That is pretty high.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
I'm so glad I am not in one of those
families like parents. Yeah, there's no one. Everyone's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
I have an.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Example there if that bitch is going to be there
kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Yeah, I have an example. Just from this past weekend.
A good friend of mine was at her husband's sister's
baby shower, and mid baby shower, her sister announces to everybody,
I'm pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
So the one who started to fight.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Yeah, because then the one who's pregnant and having the
baby shower said, can you not give me anything?

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:17:37):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
She said, yeah, can I not have anything?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Geez? She's right?

Speaker 10 (01:17:42):
I mean you couldn't wait until another you can.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Throw that under trashy too. The person wait, so the
person whose party it was.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Yeah, it's her first baby, so that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Her first So she's the younger, she's the younger sibling, right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Her first baby. The other sister already has two kids
and announces mid shower. Guess what, everybody, I'm pregnant.

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
That's weak.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Yeah, No, eight seven seven forty four. I'll tell you, well,
let's keep this one because I think we have two
really good beef and good things to play off of here.
So when it comes to family stuff and there's some
disagreement or some fight going on in your family, why
they beefing? And the more ridiculous the reason, the better
we'd like to hear about that. And you can say anonymous,
by the way, you don't give out like names and stuff. Uh.

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And then the other one is what is something that
you find trashy? Eight seven seven forty four. Let's go
to Glenn here. Glenn's got something on the on the
trashy topic. Hey, good morning, Glen, how are you morning?

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
So what do you what do you find trashy?

Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
I absolutely find Congo lions trashy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Like specifically trashy. Well dumb, there's one dumb.

Speaker 11 (01:18:56):
Yeah, but you might be at a trashy party if
that's happening, like classic party.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
I can't recall the last time I saw one.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Yeah, it's been on TV.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Do they break out where you go?

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Yeah, like if you're at a really nice party, that's
you're not at a nice wedding, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Yeah, I feel like it's a vestage of the past.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Yeah, even like all that stuff though, like the congo
lines doing the electric slide.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I tried to bring that back.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
I mean, you know, all the chicken dance or whatever,
you know, the hokey pokey if I could do any
of those dumb things that people do at these at
these events, these weddings or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Ye know. The trashy thing at a wedding is the
money dance, like where you dance with the ride and
then you give them money the dollar adult.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
I didn't know people did that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
That's awful.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
All right, Glenn, thank you for the call. Appreciate you
listening to the show where you get to more of
your calls on our two topics. Greg's question, what's something
that you find trashy? And then the other question, why
are they beefing? So? Why are they beef in like
you know, fights between people and your family, the holiday
gatherings and everything else, like two people just not getting

(01:20:11):
along over something really dumb that happened between them. And
then what do you find trashy? Eight seven, seven forty four?
What is the phone number you can hit us up?
Of the text over to two two ninety seven. Back
to our diarrhea of topics. Next, hangf no, what you show?

Speaker 8 (01:20:27):
You show?

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
All right, So we have a couple of questions for
our diarrhea of topics. Number one is what's something that
you find trashy? Somebody says smoking around children for sure,
taking any single interest, whether it be religion, weed, guns, etcetera,
your entire personality. And then people who talk on speakerphone
in the public place. That's from the eight one to eight.
They're right now.

Speaker 11 (01:20:48):
I have one that involves televisions and I'm guilty of it.
On one television right now is showing the power cord.
If you have a TV, they spend all the time
energy to get hung on the wall. You can get
electrician to like put a power outlet behind the TV
for like nothing, and they go, oh, well, I'm a

(01:21:09):
renser I can't do that. Then why Are you even
mounting the TV like you should just have it on
a stand.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Yeah, because you can always get it patched up too. Yeah, TV.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Straight to jail.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
You have so much a couple hundred bucks, They can
put the outlet there, No big deal. Some family drama
in Florida's sixty one year old brother name is Cheryl Hyatt.
She got herself arrested lost hersh when her daughter told
her that she wanted to go live with her dad. Now,
Cheryl didn't like that idea, pulled out a kitchen knife

(01:21:42):
and a super cute pink taser, pointed them at her
daughter and her ninety year old mother, who happened to
be there at the time, and she shouted, I've got
a taser, I've got pepper spray. Who's first? Yeah, what's up?
According to the support, she blocked the door to keep
them from leaving, but then the daughter eventually escaped through

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the garage and called nine one one. The Grandma's fine.
She managed to sneak out while Cheryl was distracted having
her hissy fit. Nobody was hurt. But why would you.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Ever want to go live with dad? Totally?

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Some family some family drama. We'll go to Anonymous on
the family Drama thing. Anonymous here on line umber two.
Good morning, Good morning morning. So why why are they beefing?
What's going on in your family? Why they beef it?

Speaker 20 (01:22:28):
Okay, So my grandma lived in with my mom quite
a while ago, and they were already kind of beefing.
But on Christmas Eve last year, my grandma must have
eaten something that made her feel sick, and she pooped
all over her bathroom, missed the tiler or something, buddy,
And so my parents found it the next morning because

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of the smell.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
She didn't clean it. Yeah, she didn't even blush it.

Speaker 20 (01:22:55):
She was mad they're telling anyboddy about it. Like my
parents woke up and found out about it because of
the smell. She didn't tell anybody about it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
Does she have like dementia or something?

Speaker 20 (01:23:06):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Oh, what did she say when they asked her about it?

Speaker 20 (01:23:12):
She just she said that she felt sick and that
she was just tired. She was sleeping. Don't but she
didn't tell anybody about it, and they didn't really confront
her about it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
She was trying to be courteous. You ever have that, Like,
I'll tell you if I have to take a dump,
and people are sleeping and you don't want to make
the noise of the toilet, Like I'll just camel it
or I will just go ahead and flush and then
make my apologies later, Like what do you want me
to do? You leave us in there? Yeah, but I
mean sometimes you're in that that kind of weird middle area,
you just do a upper deck or dude, and just

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hide it on the top. Yep, ye, thank you Anonymous
for share. Listen to Way Show.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
I'm grandma is an animal? What a pig?

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
My aunt on my dad's side beefing with my parents
about my sister's sweet fifteen cake because my grandma dad's
mom didn't get enough slices of cake. This incident, this
incident happened fifteen plus years ago. There's still beef in
about it. Wow, was it sweet fifteen?

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Yeah? Maybe it's a scenaria.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Yeah, my family beef between my brother and my sister.
Long story short, My brother's my brother's girlfriend was apparently
hitting on my sister's boyfriend who lives in Tijuana, so
she instantly cut her off. And now my brother isn't
talking to my sister. Funny thing is, my sister isn't
even with that guy from Mexico anymore. Yeah, beef in.

Speaker 10 (01:24:32):
I have a sort of a similar story. My cousin
doesn't like her brother's wife, so in a big family
picture we took at a wedding, she cropped her out.
But this is a giant family portrait that hangs over
the couch. So when the brother and the wife came
over and saw that little miss miss was cut out,

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they haven't talked in a year.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
My aunt was upset because my mom's best friend didn't
remember that she was the one who got her a
baby sitting job back in the sixties. Yeah, Jesus. A
beef started between my uncles because my uncle's wife made
chicken instead of turkey for Thanksgiving and didn't tell anybody
in advance, and my uncles didn't speak for years after that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
What.

Speaker 11 (01:25:18):
Yeah, yeah, Well I have something in the family where
our truck was sold and some other family members weren't
asked if they wanted to buy, and people didn't speak
for like twenty years and they.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Still barely speak. Why are they beef and my mom's
sister beefs with me because I wear dresses to holidays
or family events. They're not even SEXI or tighter, low
cut dresses. They're just cute festive dresses. So just to
be petty, I'd buy a new dress for every event.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
Okay's wrong with that because no one else is dressed up.

Speaker 13 (01:25:46):
Maybe you're just hanging out the house and then only
one persons.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Usually the parents want the kid.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
They love that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
All right, So onto the trashy thing? What do you
find to be trashy? Our other question here for our
diarrhea of topics, let's go to Brandon Hey, Good morning, Brandon.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
Hey, Brandon Hey, Now, hey, minus this when when people
don't wash their hands after geting the restroom, especially in restaurant,
stating one time, all of that sizzler, well, the siler Hella.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Story, so it's a while ago, sorry, said.

Speaker 7 (01:26:24):
Let's tell the sizzler. I was washing my hands. Over
the course of a while, was washing my hands. This
dude comes in, goes number one and and after he's done,
he's just straight still walks out while I'm still washing
my hand because I'd like to do a good job.
And I was telling myself, if I see this dude
anywhere near the salad bar, I'm going to raise hell.
But luckily he didn't go to the salad bars, so

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everybody was cool. But yeah, that's why I take. That's
my take.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
We finished that story.

Speaker 10 (01:26:49):
That makes sense because you know, a mutual friend of ours,
Woody and Sammy, had a problem not washing his hands
after going number one. His name is Mark Thompson. And
the thing is, you're touching your wien.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Okay, we're gonna get We're gonna get pushed back on this. Yeah,
it got because a good maybe thirty fifty percent of
guy say, well, if I just go number one, then
I don't have.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
To work up on your argument.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Yeah, we're not dumping our hands in mud. Here's what
they'll say. They'll say, well, I don't touch it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
I only touch the zipper and the fly and I
use let's say, my the the you know, my waistband
to hold it up and aim it. Therefore, I don't
need to wash my hands. You're still touching the door
handle to the bathroom. You're still touching the door handle
to the urinal. It could you could use a good wash.
But wait a second, you don't have to pull it out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
Well you can, you know you can, just like if
right now you can just go and then use use.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
You're not five. You're not gonna drop a pan.

Speaker 15 (01:27:43):
No, not drop them, but to put it see bastprings
of a good points, like there's way more dirty things
like just being around the office and you're going and
you're grabbing something from the copy machine or all the
other things.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
It's just a good operation. It's not about the fact
that you touched your penis. It couldn't, right, It's just
another good opportunity to Hey, you know what, let's just
wash your hands.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
It's been a few hours.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Yeah, yeah, because you're right, like you know, the people
who are just walking around the office, I mean, their
hands are probably just as you know, dirty and more
disgusting than somebody who would just take a leak. Let's say,
if you just washed your hands. I've seen these people too.
They come into the bathroom, they wash their hands first,
and then they go take the leak.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
At the Europe That a few times in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Yeah, And I'm like, well, what's the point all I
don't want to touch I don't want to touch my
junk with dirty hands, Okay, I said, why so when
you put your mouth on it later, like maybe as
long as they wash it both times. I'm fine with that. Yeah,
let's see, let's go to Cindy. Hey, good morning, Cindy,
Good morning, my diary of topics. What do you find trashy?

Speaker 12 (01:28:45):
I find trashy.

Speaker 8 (01:28:48):
This is like a really annoys me. People that wear
jim clothes and make it their wardrobe for the entire
day and they don't goder the gym. Oh yeahs, and
yeah they're comfortable. I get it, but you know they're
just out in public lakings and like, you don't go

(01:29:08):
to the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Don't what she's hitting at is it looks real bad
on fat people.

Speaker 12 (01:29:13):
And I agree, it's like, can you wear something cute
jeans and a sweater, but like gym clothes, they just
get up and lakings just everywhere right now.

Speaker 10 (01:29:24):
You do go to the gym, you don't want to
walk around in them after if you're all sweating.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
That's not It's not even about the gym clothes exclusively.
I'm seeing a lot of stuff. I'm sure you guys
are seeing it too. A lot of people talking about
just people dressing in their jammys, like going out to
do Karen's or you know, you'll see them at restaurants.
I mean, not like the really nice places, but just
even just like a like a casual kind of place.
You're sitting there in your jammy's.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
And can we get rid of the excuse of it's comfortable?

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Comfortable?

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Is a robe and slippers and jeans and a T
shirt are not uncomfortable?

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
But my dad was really comfortable every day in boxer
shorts and a V neck T shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
You didn't wear that to the grocery. You can be
call for she listen to what you show himself a great.

Speaker 11 (01:30:08):
Day talking pajamas onesie pajamas for adults.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Hell yeah, well you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Talked about that footy pajamas.

Speaker 13 (01:30:19):
Pajamas just the onesies don't have feet on them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Oh yeah, let's say hi to Peter. Hey, good morning Peter.
All right, so, uh, what do you find to be trashy?

Speaker 6 (01:30:29):
So when you're on the phone and then all of
a sudden you hear on the other line they're like
mid bite and like half a burger and you're trying
to get your point across. You're like, you couldn't wait
like two minutes. No conversation is not important eating.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
While you're on the phone. What about? Uh do you
do you feel the same way about what if I
mean most time, you don't know. But what if someone's
using the phone while you know they're on the toilet.

Speaker 7 (01:30:57):
Would that bother you?

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
You're not really hearing anything.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
Yeah, but I mean you know when to hit you
and when not to hit you.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
So I just assume most people, I mean, you know,
you're multitasking. Greg told me that one time he was
on the phone with me, he was pooping.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Yeah, exactly, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Yeah, and Greg's of shy pooper, as.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
We all know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Yeah, and you didn't know, I don't know, wouldn't care.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
I guess it all depends on age, you know who
and that around.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Yeah, all right, Peter, thank you for to call. I appreciated.
Listen the words show. Whose all right? So diarrhea of topics.
We'll we'll get to the last couple of things here.
The people texting over the two two nine eight seven.
So the two questions. Greg's question was about, uh, what
do you find to be trashy? And then this other
one that that I brought up, why they beef in
So there's a family fight, an open disagreement that's going

(01:31:50):
on in your family between two people. And the more
ridiculous reason the better, like the the argument that somebody
hit up hit us up with their aunt is arguing
with their mom, arguing about like who got our a
babysitting job back in the sixties, still arguing about that.
If you got something for us eight seven seven forty four,
or send us a text over to two to nine

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eight seven, will be right back. Listen to the non
threatening music. This semester show much you gotta be fun,
fun with it, nooy show. All right, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Ight.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Let let's wrap this whole thing up. Poll topic here
on things that either people find trashy diary of topics.
That was Greg's question, what's something that you find trashy?

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
Getting a lot of pajamas in public texts?

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Yeah, as I'm saying, I was noticing a lot about that.
And then also why they beef in forty percent of
families fight or have open disagreements during the holidays. And
these are the main topics, by the way, that you
want to stay away from politics number one, sure, but
didn't win by much. Politics had thirty four percent, and
then family dynamics or past a grievances was thirty two percent.

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So ongoing stuff that's been brewing and then just bubbles
over and then it's a tie between relationships and finances.
So try to avoid stuff like you know, that wife
of yours is why you don't have any money. Things
like that. Arguing about those things, you know, pointless, but
another reason to avoid them. There's a one in three
chance it becomes just an all out war.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
Yeah, bring it up at your next gathering.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Yeah this. Pauls have found that a third of holiday
fights end up escalating into lasting fights that can impact
these relationships for years. And that's what's been going on
between Like my aunt Chrissy and my aunt Linda made
some comment about uh about my other aunt's son in
law called them a loser, and then that was it.

(01:33:41):
They were super close rep until.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
Then, damn ago, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
It was like six years ago and they haven't. They
barely spoken. They saw each other, it'say something recently and
it was like a quick like hello, hello, yeah, and
then that and then that was its thing. Good morning.
I find a trashy when people performative talk to their
animals or small babies when they realize that they're in
the presence of others, like that six month old baby

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or small dog can't talk to this person is one sided,
arguing with it about some cutesy subject that's more attention seeking.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Yeah, sure, insane and it's adorable. Yeah, who did you do.

Speaker 15 (01:34:23):
In big trouble us? See some of the other ones
on the text. A friend recently sent out birthday invites
for her kid, and on the invite was a list
of acceptable gifts. What such as gift cards for Sam's
Club just look really trashy.

Speaker 13 (01:34:41):
I kind of love the registry for kids birthday parties, though,
because if I don't know what they already have, they can.
That's how I know what to get them.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
I love it. Yeah, what are they going to?

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
The one? I find it super trashy when people post
their Venmo or cash app link in their social media bios.

Speaker 10 (01:34:57):
Or other windshield Yeah, why are they beefing?

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
Said one? For a large amount of my family is
beefing with me because my wedding was no children allowed.
It's been three years and more than half of my
family doesn't talk to me because of it. Yeah, yeah,
they're probably annoying trashy. Five O four says making your
sexuality your whole personality. We know a few people like that.

(01:35:23):
Trash So annoying, trashy bumper stickers, anything from TIMU and
motorcycle rallies, says the eight six four.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
That's a good list.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
I think thin lipped white women are trashy. Also, highlighter,
pink lipstick vomit okay, Yeah, women with extremely long fingernails
they can't function, and how they wipe their asses, about
getting poop on their nails, very trashy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
I do wonder about that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Yeah, But anyway, thank you very much everybody for your
calls and your feedback of topics. It's a quick break
more what he shows.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
Next back in a minit.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
He'll welcome back everybody Monday morning. We got some entertainment
stuff to get to and then of course birthdays and
your porn of birthday here on the Woody Show. Starting
with I thought, this is a pretty interesting interview that
Gwen Stefani did. She said that she wouldn't be here

(01:36:29):
if not for the No Doubt song Don't Speak.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
Interesting why is that?

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
It was an interview with People magazine and how the
song was written. She was talking about how it was
written by her brother Eric and how he would like
stay up all night smoking cigarettes and eating burritos and
writing and how Don't Speak was completely different when he
wrote it, But then they played it for their record
label and they said that they liked it, but they
thought that, hey, you should really simplify the verses. So

(01:36:55):
they sat down at the piano. They did a super
edited version of the melody of the main verse, and
when it came to the lyrics, Gwen just talked about
how Tony Kanal, who's you know, No Doubts bass player,
had just dumped her and how she thought that she
was ready to die, and she wrote the words interesting
and she said that quote. If it wasn't for that song,

(01:37:17):
I wouldn't be here.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
So she's saying it was like cathartic enough to save
her life.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
Yeah, I mean, like also like I think it was
just like that that kind of like it was just
a girl was the first real single I Don't Speak
with Me? Yeah, spiderwebs, I know, but that same album though,
right Yeah. Gwen Stefani also says that she didn't even
know Blake Shelton existed before she met him on the Voice,

(01:37:43):
Is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
Would have never crossed?

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Yeah no, but you've heard of him, right, I hadn't.

Speaker 13 (01:37:49):
Well, he was a decently big artist in country music.
He had a really big hit back in like two
thousand and then, and then there was a few years
where nothing, and then he had some big songs again.
But he didn't really become mainstream until the choice.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
Say this country is way more amazing.

Speaker 11 (01:38:04):
Yea.

Speaker 13 (01:38:04):
It wasn't a household name unless you were a country listener.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
A couple of things. I know, I'm kind of late
to the party on but I figured like some people
might be interested who hadn't heard it or maybe didn't
wonder where you know. OJ Simpson's ex bodyguard is claiming
that OJ once confessed on tape yeah to killing Nicole
and then Ron Goldman, but the cops say they found
no evidence to back that up. The confession was supposed
to be on this thumb drive that was seized by

(01:38:29):
the police from OJ's ex bodyguard when they arrested him
back in twenty twenty two for one of the other
many things that he was arrested for. But a judge
granted a new search warrant to examine that thumb drive,
but there was no confession on it, and apparently there
was not even a recording from OJ at all. It's
just this ex bodyguard talking to himself.

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
So he's nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
Yeah, ooh go figure you know who oj surrounded himself with.
HBO's knew Harry Potter series has found its professor Snape.
And sorry to all the race acist Harry Potter fans
out there, he's black. Oh boy. There's been some back
and forth on this, but yeah, he's a British actor.
His name is Papa Isidu. Sure he was in Black Mirror.

(01:39:12):
The Hollywood Reporter points out that his involvement is reflective
of HBO's previously stated commitment to putting together an inclusive,
diverse cast. So good for them.

Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
It's not even it's not real.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, there wasn't like the real snake,
real guy. Yeah, all those people who are Harry Potter
fans and you watched all the movies and everything out
like like you know, like you have you already like associate,
you have an image of what of what Snape looks like?
What's his name? Alan?

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
Really look at you, because I'm not idiot, I identifies nerd.
Oh wait, hold on, Peacock says that Bell we'll end
with season four, sofa watching that. That's that's going to
be over and how about this Barry mother f and
Manilow has accepted a lifetime residency, so that could be

(01:40:11):
like two minutes or two decades, you know. Yeah, look
about how old he is. I'm not even sure how
old he is. He's got to be like eighty, right.
I've always wanted to go to a show.

Speaker 5 (01:40:18):
Are you a fanolo?

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
A fanolo, that's what they're called. He's eighty one, eighty one.

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
But his face is like sixty two. You know it's
not He's trying his best.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
I want to go. His face is sixty two. Okay,
well we almost eighty one, smoking hot eleven.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
He's accepted a lifetime residency in Vegas. He's going to
be at Westgate Resort and Casinos International Theater.

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
Okay, hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
Tickets are on sale for performances through November of twenty
twenty five. But guys, slow down, not everyone at once,
because we'll crash the server. True, everybody, take it easy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Do you know what's very odd?

Speaker 11 (01:40:54):
Never been inside the West Gate in the West he
either is a super famous venue because of Elvis, but yeah,
so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
I've never gone inside. Well, now you can go chuck
that down. Check out you go see Barry Mother fn
Manelo his new residence. Time for your birthdays, got show
this Shimarday. We're gonna it's Shiverarday.

Speaker 18 (01:41:19):
We're gonna sit because she was like, it's Shumarday, and
you know we don't do all right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Happy birthday to Trey Cool from Green Day.

Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
He's their drummer.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
He's fifty two years old today. Felicity Huffman from Desperate
Housewives and inmate number seven seven eight oh six, dash
one twelve, she's sixty two. She got caught up in
all that whole like college admissions scan up, Donnie Osmon,
There you go, Donald, Donnie Osmen is sixty seven years old.

(01:41:50):
John Malkovich is seventy one. You got Simon Helberg who
is Howard Wallowitz on The Big Bang Theory. Howard he's
forty four. And then Jesse Metcalf he was also on
Desperate Housewives. He was that young kid Gardener Gardner. John
Tucker must die, John Tucker must Die. There you go,
he's forty six today. And then you got your porno birthday.

(01:42:11):
Who is Natalie Gold And she has been screwed harder
than all the who's down in Whoville. She's been in
two hundred and seventy one fine films, including Anal Couchsurfer.
She was also in Innocent until proven anal. That's what
they say in court. She was in First Time with
a Pregnant Woman, Volume one, also Rubbing the repair Man.

(01:42:35):
She was in Put Your Dime in My Jukebox Baby,
also serving the Cervix Volume one. How about Horny Brunette
bangs Cabby to make her flight on time.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Sometimes you got to do together.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
It's called grade and who can forget her unforgotable role
in Double Date with a Cucumber God.

Speaker 5 (01:42:54):
Who did they go with?

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
DoD women?

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
Really try that? Like like when you're young and said,
when you're young and curious, I.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
Would imagine it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
I mean, I'm sure it's happened, but you don't have
like a dildo yet, like a like an actual sex toys,
so you're like, ohn't take this.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
The covers are pretty sizable.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
I don't know what, like, I don't know some other
could kind of produce BA are somebody I'm saying, or
something that wasn't necessarily intended for that.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
Yeah, I'm sure it's been done.

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
Hair brush.

Speaker 13 (01:43:20):
There was a rumor at my school about a girl
with a curling iron. I don't know to be true
or anything, but maybe that is what I heard.

Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Well, that was the joke.

Speaker 13 (01:43:28):
That's why they make curling irons for low because who
ever has put their curling iron on low heat?

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
No one, Everyone doesn't Esteemed Clam. That's Natalie Gold, who's
thirty six years old today. And now's your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Monday morning. Look
what is happening around the world of entertainment here with
the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break. More
Woody Shows next. Hang on, Buila wouldn't approve the show?

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Well, Tye to wrap up, Called a day Monday in
the books and available for are you on the Full
Show podcast if you hit up the woodieshow dot Com.
I went through the weekend cheers and jeers. We also
played radio's most immature game guests, Who's Gas? Yeah, So
we have that on the podcast. Trending news headlines, updated

(01:44:17):
on all the entertainment stuff, birthday, all that stuff. Full
Show podcast waiting for you. Just go to the woodieshow
dot Com Coming up for you tomorrow. We have a
round of Morgan's bush or bear right, been a while,
so Morgan, we'll go out and talk to some people
and then based on the answer of the conversation, we
have to guess, is this chick rocking hardwood floors or

(01:44:40):
is there some bush down there?

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Yeah, so that's coming up tomorrow Tuesday. Anything in the
meantime you want to tell us about you leave on
the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four. What
he is the number like, here's a random one that
somebody left for us.

Speaker 16 (01:44:52):
Well, this message is for Greg. He's said more than
once that he'd like to drive a vehicle with outdoors
on it. Yes, as he thought about going down on
renting a jeep, taking the top of doors off, shirtless
if he wants to fund flops and get the full
experience versus working for ubs and doing the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Okay, all right, by any way to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
I have thought about it, I've considered it. I've just
never done it yet.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
So if you have a random thought like that, please
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Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
Would I have a friend who has a jeep? Could
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Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
And you'd let me Greg Gory party words wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
Today I'm going to sing them. If that's okay, oh
my god, okay. If you're happy and you know it,
it's your meds, all right. If you're happy and you
know it, your meds.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
If you're happy and you know it, and you really
want to show, if you're happy.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
And you know your meds.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
See, thanks all. Thank you very much, Greg Gory, do it.
Thank you so much for giving the Woode Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it.
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We'll catch you back here on Tuesday. Have
a great day. SMD belast I quit this bitch,