The Woody Show December 18th 2024 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep's a dude.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hey, good morning, everybody, morning wood Today is Wednesday. It
is December the eighteenth, twenty twenty four. We are the
Woody Show. Yeah, thanks for being here giving us some
of your valuable time this morning. My name's Woody. That's great. Gory,
we got Menace, what is up? Gina Gratis here, we
got Sammy, we got Sea Bass Bort and Caroline Morgan,

(01:04):
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(01:27):
it for you on the show today. Do you have
a weird collection? People have some pretty strange stuff they collect.
Do you have a weird collection? Just throwing a question
out there, we'll see what you got on that Woody Show,
a golden bachelorettes, Yes, a super hot, super sexy. Plus
we're inviting the Big Boss. He's everybody's boss. He is

(01:48):
the general manager or the market present, whatever you want
to call. Yeah, his name is Paul. And we've been
collecting some grievances from not just here on the Woody Show,
but some people around the building, like if they really
wanted to confront Paul about different things that could be
better or things that you know, the employees would like
management to know. So we're gonna have it's called airing

(02:08):
of grievances. Let's make happen with pauls. So that's coming
up here on the WOODI Show for you this morning.
But I want to start with this because I was
staying once again at a hotel, and I do. I
love staying at hotels. Like I think I'm a good
guest at a hotel. Well you're, yeah. I take care
of things. I keep the place clean, tidy. But there

(02:33):
are some normal by the numbers that I've got where
people are asked a question about questionable hotel behaviors. All right,
so things that you see other people doing at hotels.
People they don't they don't respect like, you know, like.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
When they're at the office, they're total pigs.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Seventy seven percent of people say it's acceptable to take
the small bottles of shampoo, conditioner and soap home with them. Yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Yeah, they want you to.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's not a question like the stuff that's in your room. Fine,
although a lot of hotels have now moved to the
bigger bottles. And I saw a thing where people are
bringing in like their own like little travel bottles empty.
That's smart filling them up?

Speaker 7 (03:20):
Is that smart?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yah? Because the stuff that's in that is never very
good unless you're.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
Like a nice spot. Yeah, it's a nice low lather,
it's empathetic in a waste of time, greggry it is.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, I mean that's that's cheap.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
That's new level cheap. But Regina mentioned I think what
he's on the page with you, Gina, that you do
not like all the built in pump action stuff because.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
At all it's too convenient.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, I'm just not.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Intimate, like can I set my own bottle?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (03:52):
There's something like hair stuck on somebody right the bottle
that you're touching.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, but it's like a here's here's a tube of
toothpaste that the last guest us kind of thing.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
The bottle could have a pube on it.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Even though it's not, it's just enough. For some reason,
it feels dirtier. It feels dirty anyway, it's way more.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
That's a good life lesson.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, good good call Greg. You never know where you'll
find it. And then if you are correct, way more convenient,
way easier. Yeah, is it convenient or not? Is it
okay to leave the lights on when you're not in
the room. I do leave the TV everything. I making
it sound like somebody's in the room. That's right. I
forgot you leave the TV on.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Especially reasons you come back to the room at night
you want a lamp on or TV.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
But some of these hotels that are smart, like they
have like some motion detector in there or something that
shut it off.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Or the thing that the sea mass hates the car.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
You have a stupid key card.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
You gotta get your cards.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
Communist North Korea.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, for people say it's finally leave the light song
not in the room. What about is it cool to
bring a pet even if you have to sneak it in? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (05:00):
Absolutely, do it.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Even if you have to sneak it in.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Yes, yeah, so the next person who might have it,
say a dog allergy, screw them.

Speaker 10 (05:07):
My dog is hypoallergenic.

Speaker 11 (05:10):
And she doesn't bark, She is not disruptive.

Speaker 10 (05:12):
She's very good.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Even though they say not to bring down pets.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
It's a hard No, I don't want to sleep in
a room where a dog's just been I'm not into.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It that somebody else's dog.

Speaker 10 (05:21):
Yeah, but everything has been cleaned, ye.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Comforter and stuff like. That's typically where they're gonna be
laying there up on the bed.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
And I just went to Vegas not long ago with
one of my best friends who brought her very sick
dog who was having anal leakage. Oh so that's somebody
that I had to share a room with this dog,
And I'm not not interested.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
And I also like to point out there is no
such thing as a hypoallergenic dog. That is a myth
that's been propagated by breeders to sell to people who
don't look into it. Now that yeah, no, it is,
because yeah, I'm looking here, this is from a this
is from a children's hospital. Because people walk Oh no,
they'll walk in with all the garbage animal it's and like, no, no,
some kids are really super sick and they could be
very allergic to your pet. There's no such thing.

Speaker 11 (06:07):
But I'm not bringing my dog to a children's hostiles
to be a protein from the salife, right exactly, Well,
because a lot of people, Yeah, it's well it's the
dander because a dog has fur, but my dog has hair.
So that's the difference. So that's what makes it hypo allergonic.
Like she has to go to the groomer for her

(06:27):
hair to get cut every month.

Speaker 10 (06:29):
It doesn't just stay the same length the way that
fur does.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, okay, but apparently there's more to hyper alegancy. And
I didn't really know. I just figured like, oh, this
is the kind of dog you get that you'll get
hair all of your Even the club says hypoallergenic dogs
do not exist.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah, I would love to be on your side, Sammy,
but it's true, and that's why I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Bring That's what I learned today to idea.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, because I thought that was true.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
That's why I don't to take in my dogs, because yeah,
i'd be afraid, Like, oh, I checked out this hotel,
I wasn't supposed to bring in the dogs, and then
somebody walks in with a crazy allergy and then they're.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
And then I thought about that. It's like the rule
if the if the hotel accepts pets and you do
the right thing, and the same thing with like traveling
with pets on the plane, Like if you legitimately went
to the airline and you legitimately have a service animal,
that's fine, which is very rare. It's the people who
go on the Amazon and buy the phony vest. It's
the people who sneak the pets into the hotel rooms

(07:22):
and it's emotional support.

Speaker 11 (07:23):
You can bring dogs on flights. It doesn't need to
have a vest to be a whole thing. You just
have to pay for it.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah. The people get around paying for it, Yeah, by
being cheap and by doing that right.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Because he's bought one.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
All right, But just go about things for fun. I
never used it.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Just go about things the right way. They have dog
friendly Hotel eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us
over the text over to two to nine eight seven
quick break. I feel like I was easily persuaded. You
can be persuaded persuaded, all right, Well, welcome back. It

(07:58):
is the Woody Show, and we have a guest in studio,
and he is the market president. Is the title now
that this job has changed titles so many times since
I've been in radio. He used to be called a
bunch of different things. It was like general manager, and
then it was like VP of whatever, and then it
was market president and now they just keep changing the title.

(08:20):
Is that to make it sound fancier.

Speaker 12 (08:22):
It's actually a division president?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Division? And what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Now?

Speaker 12 (08:26):
We're in a division beyond l A I work on
other things.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay, all right, So this is Paul Corvino. Hi Paul.
So that's good morning, guys. And so Paul has been
like the the main muckety muck here in our building
since the beginning of the year. So he's relatively new.
I haven't even been here a full year yet. And Paul,

(08:50):
when he was working in some of his his other markets,
like he would love coming on the on the air
with the morning shows. And he's brought up a number
of times like hey man, you if you ever have
a need or whatever, like hit me up. I'd love
to come on. And I said, all right, cool, we'll
let you know. Well, now, Paul, there's finally a reason
I need because, like there's been a number of things

(09:11):
that have come up, people asking me, and I don't
have the answers to some of these questions. And so
we're calling this the airing of grievances. This sounds like
it's going to be fun. Fun, It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
We have needs in the form of complaints.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So what do we need to know
about you? Let's let's let's start with you first, so
just so we can kind of get an idea, like
you know, like I said, he's only been here since
since January is when you started in this market. But
you've been in radio for how long?

Speaker 12 (09:35):
I guess about ten years?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Now, that's it.

Speaker 12 (09:37):
I was actually in this mark. I've been I've been
in the media business for forty years, okay, but I've
been here about ten years. I was a consultant contractor
for the company working out of this building about ten
twelve years ago. Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
And so now you're here running the place? Is Ryan
Seacrest taker call?

Speaker 12 (09:55):
Yeah, you know, Ryan reports to me the way Lebron
reported to Luke Walton.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Okay, all right, which to me, what did you call
yourself a problem solver.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'd like to be. I hope, I hope I can solve.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
What's your management style?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, what is your management style?

Speaker 12 (10:13):
My management style is to have the right people, put
him in the right places and let them do their
things sorright.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
So the airing of grievance is these are all things
now we have gotten some things from It's not just
the people in this room. We've kind of gone around
the office and found out like people have some questions
and a lot of the stuff, Paul, I'm gonna be
honest with you, starts with the bathrooms here at the
radio session. Yes, yes, number one, as senior management, would
it be possible to outlaw people using their phones while

(10:42):
they're on the crapper in there so you hear people
like playing videos while they're on the crappers, you know
someone's in there. That's fine. But like how they have
on airplanes where they have to institute like a you
have to have airphones or some kind of like air
pods in when they're in the bathroom. Can we can
we make that law? Number one? And another one that
we really use people are like over the top loud I.

Speaker 12 (11:04):
Phone in there with me, and I often leave it.
There's a little where the toilet papers. Yeah, yeah, I
sometimes leave my phone.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I have.

Speaker 12 (11:12):
I have to have it with me at all times,
and you'll get it on top.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Of the playing music.

Speaker 12 (11:17):
No, they don't pay music. It's just there in case
it is an emergency call and I've got to use
the bat pole.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah. Now on the bathroom thing, Sea beats, I know
you had a couple of things. Yeah, I wanted to
bring up airing a grievance, says this is Paul. Paul's
are I'm sorry, our division president.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Can we do something in the men's room about men
urinating straight on the walls of the bathroom And I
don't mean just kind of a little maybe i'll splash
here and there around the urinal area. Waste height. I
looked at it this morning. There are p marks, many
p marks at and above shoulder. That's true, true, right
on the tail on the tile, on the dividers exactly.

(11:54):
Number one, How are they getting it up that high?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Number two?

Speaker 7 (11:57):
What blind idiot, no offense to our cleaning. Ruse can't
see the urine splashes on the tile, and then or
if they do see him, thinking, oh, that's okay, I'll
leave that there literally for years. Can we do something
about the disgusting First.

Speaker 12 (12:10):
Of all, I could prove to you that with my
sixty seven year old prod state, I can never reach
that wall. It barely reaches to urinal.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, we're not saying you're the one to watch. We're
saying maybe get.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Some like get some signs saying please pee in the
actual sign? Can we walk a I know, do you
think we really.

Speaker 12 (12:29):
Need a sign that says please peel?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Because we also, by the way, we need to say
and another sign that says do not leave the paper
towels on the floor or on the counter of the
sink because people have.

Speaker 12 (12:43):
What we need to do is possibly set a trap
and find that out who.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Okay, we thought about it. This is a feeling.

Speaker 13 (12:50):
This is not everyone. This might just be one rate great.
Thank you for bringing that up. Because there's a proposal.
We have a proposal, and I would like your permission
to do this. I will install, tastefully, answer togically, install
some cameras in the bathrooms. None that would show any
wieners or butts, but they would show areas like the
floor right in front of the trash can, where people apparently.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Think all the towels go, which is what he was
talking about, and that would show strategically and tastefully who
was peeing on the wall next to the urinal again
shore height and above. I would like permission to install
these cameras.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
What do you think?

Speaker 12 (13:20):
I also need to know who peas on the seat
in the stall that I that I never understand that
that's a tougher installs, but I would like I'm saying,
who's possibly they think they can make it in that
little hole without him.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
That's a fantastic angle. But that sounds like a politician answer. No,
you didn't address my question.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
And also apparently not to speak for ladies.

Speaker 12 (13:42):
They don't think I'm going to be able to agree
man putting cameras in.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
Over one against strategically entasted for one.

Speaker 12 (13:49):
But maybe I can have a security person in there,
someone or someone someone undercover.

Speaker 13 (13:57):
Okay, that gets older, so they believe he's in there
because she's got that like a shop, and he.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Could be like shop, a bathroom attendant, but not like
the mints.

Speaker 12 (14:06):
And this is actually a nice see tip every time.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I'm glad you brought up the word security because Greg
had a question involving security.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Yeah, my question was when we get here, it's insanely
early in the morning, and for some reason the main
door to the main lobby is halfway a jarby I
can explain, I can explain, whether it's explained or not.
Is our security not important as nine to five.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
Ers before, as as as much as the nine to
fibers right?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
And and who knows what kind of critters could just
walk right.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
We've seen raccoons and bunnies.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Us And I'm not blaming Paul, but for this, by
any means, he's a charge. And it could be like
the venting or whatever, the forceful air. But the doors
don't close, and when we get here, I'm worried that
I might walk into a wild animal.

Speaker 12 (14:50):
Now I find I've got to use my car to
get that exactly. But it's in the hours when it's it's.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
The temperature difference because we have a legal wind tunnel downstairs.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Because the air kicks off at a certain point where
it stops for the evening, and then right around the
time we start coming in is when it fires back
up and is trying to cool the building. And there's
a tremendous amount of like a window warm air versus that's.

Speaker 12 (15:14):
Trying to you.

Speaker 13 (15:15):
You want to keep the uh the front door conditioning
flow on all the time. You have no concern, yesever,
for I don't climate change.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I know I told everybody in a number of times
if it meant keeping my house as cool as I
wanted at all times, I'd be fine with burning a
pile of spotted out in order to do that.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
I don't care this dovetails to use one of your
management words into another point. Your gym isn't open on
the weekends anymore because they don't want to run the
a C because they're cheap jerks in this building.

Speaker 12 (15:44):
My first question is you actually go to a gym?

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Oh if you want? If you want to turn this.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Paulmos saw the videos and all the comments into wrestling match,
come on over best to three falls, right?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah? Greg's point to security, honestly, is there anything that
we could do about like can you talk to the
bill that I can do?

Speaker 12 (16:08):
I could talk to the building manager, make sure that
door is closed and what the reason for having an
open is and work with them on a solution.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
And Greg is more worried about bugs than he is
about anybody attacking yes. Oh yeah, I also thought that
this was a good idea. This is the airing of grievances.
We have Paul, and the reason we're talking to Paul
because you are the guy who can affect change.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
You could do something.

Speaker 12 (16:29):
Yeah, well that I can that I can do because
I got I could find out why that door is
open and and all that. And also I can solve.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
True or false. Everybody, every other manager below you, the
only answer they're allowed to give is no. Isn't the
way that corporations are set up? Like no, They're they're like, well,
this is the whole question, not.

Speaker 12 (16:50):
The case, because going back to my original answer, the
key is to put the right people in and have
them do what they need to do. I never overrule
or or try to you know, I put you in
this position because I trust you, because.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I was That's a I think a situation that seemed
to be set up in a lot of places where
it's like everybody's just trained to say no, and because
they don't want to go to the person above them
to try to get a yes.

Speaker 12 (17:14):
Well, I hope that's not.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
Well, let me give you an example. We'll give you
a concrete example let's say Sea Bass. Let's say The
Woody Show and me particular, every year we go to
Coachella and tape a segment for the show where we ask,
you know, privileged trust fund kids how they paid for
their Coachella ticket. Let's say to get it into there
and do that segment, we need one Coachella ticket for
Sea Bass. And let's say a management, a manager, when
asked for that ticket said I'm not giving Sea Bes

(17:37):
a ticket to go make fun of people at Coachella.

Speaker 9 (17:38):
No.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
What would you say to that manager?

Speaker 12 (17:40):
I would say, his job is to make fun of
people at Cochella.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Right, hmmm.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Interesting, We're gonna make a note of that.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Every year, every year we have to script has.

Speaker 12 (17:52):
Gone to that's that's a budgetary concern, and we have
we have we have a certain budget to stay with.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
That is that you don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
That's to come down. Let's let's say there are a
number of tickets available, right, okay, but they're not being
given to Sea Bass, not even one, Like just one
ticket is advertiser no, no.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
To like street teamers from the were not getting any
any segment for any show.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
For the past two years, Paul I have gone to
our competitor and got tickets.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
That is true, and it's.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
Also true, who was this that didn't give it to
We'll give you them some one of the from the
programming side, give you one of them.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
Got to support our pisode.

Speaker 12 (18:35):
Is someone in a position that makes that decision based
on the content.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
So this is that's also their job.

Speaker 12 (18:42):
I've got them in that position because I trust them
in that position to make the right decisions.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Perhaps the best place trust.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I'm gonna have to put Sea Bass on a time
out because he's getting very worked up and he's okay,
all right, we're gonna play.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
We're being that. This is now Sea Basses last day.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
All right now, Paul. This last thing that I want
to bring up, and this is really for the benefit
of everybody. I'm looking more of your experience as a
person who has managed people and has dealt with a
lot of the same questions over the years. For the
average employee, Right, the average employee comes to you, they
always say we're due for a raise, and we're told
every single time, doesn't matter what year it is, twenty
twenty four, twenty eighteen, yeah, right, nineteen ninety six, No

(19:23):
matter what it is is there a thing in management
school where they teach times are tough, money is tight.
We have no money for raises right now. So what's
the best way as a manager. What's the best way
for somebody to come in and pitch for a raise.
What's their best chance of getting a yes?

Speaker 12 (19:45):
The best chance of getting a yes for a raise
is coming in, explaining how long they've been here, what
they're earning, and show their value. So it'll be hard
to give a raise unless there's some sort of incentive
in tie to it. And if they come to me
with an idea saying what if I did this, this
and this, would I be able to get this more
money or this, you know, an incentive to make more money,

(20:08):
And that's always the best way. And people have done that.
They've come in and said, you know, I want to
take on this extra responsibility. We're paying this much because
we're farming it outside. I can do it. And instead
of you paying an extra twenty thousand dollars a year,
give me ten thousand dollars a year and I'll handle that.
And I'll look at it and I'll say, well, if
it doesn't affect your other job, time away from it,
and we can do it. I will, we will do that.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Personally, I've always looked at it as am I helping
bring in more revenue than what I'm making. Yes, currently
at the.

Speaker 12 (20:36):
Company, you're particularly good at it.

Speaker 13 (20:39):
You work with the salespeople, you come up with ideas
to pitch, and as a result of it, you get
more endorsements and make more money.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
All the people in the building, who's the worst of
doing that? Menster really great at but who you can
be honest with. You give us a name, like a
specific name.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
But who's the worst at it that's always complaining about
money but not helping make more?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Right? Who's that person?

Speaker 12 (20:56):
Yeah, I say away from specifically.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
All right, well, this has been the airing of a grievances.
I'm looking forward to some of the security changes and
some of us So.

Speaker 12 (21:09):
I've got I've got my list here, Yeah, I said
downstairs door early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, left a jar for coyotes. Yeah, there's no peeing on.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
The walls, parentheses, cameras, and then just fire all the slobs.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, you forgot to get the sea basses last day.

Speaker 13 (21:25):
Last You'll have hr be contacting.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
Get bagels at least to celebrate Friday.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, yeah, Paul, can ask you one more question? Is
it is it true that you were shirtless on the
Pride parade waving at everybody. I wasn't shirtless. I was
after herless what I heard you were shirtless and waiting.
You were getting really into it. I wanted to find
out like I was in.

Speaker 13 (21:46):
I was got late Afterwards's brother Frankie O.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Shirtless.

Speaker 12 (21:53):
I tell you what, Paul never wears the shirt I
was wasn't. It wasn't shirtless. I had my my iHeart
rainbow colored shirt on. Okay, and I was enjoying the
parade from the place wet.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, because I heard, man, he got really into it.
He had a shirt off. He was waving at the
ground and everything.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
The shirt never yet it was the pants.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah all right, well Paul, thanks for being a good
sport man. This has been our very fast ever airing
of grievances with Paul. He's our our market or I'm
sorry division. I see. I gotta used to all the
new titles, man, there's so many. That's a new one
all the time. All right, is the Woody Show. We'll
be right back More Woody Show Show next Andrew Size
Queen yeah, nice shout.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
How's the wiener game?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
They show, and we begin another new hour Insensitivity Training
for a politically correct World. Wednesday morning, August seventh, twenty
twenty four. I'm Weddy. That's Greg Gory high would Menace
is right there, Hi, encouraging you to find us and
follow us on social media. You can look for us

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at the Woodie Show on the social media platform of
your choice. There's mister carton Ark's himself, there's Agency Bat.
We got Sammy here. That right there is geography. Phones
are open eight seven seven four. Woody hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
A couple of things here for you, starting with some

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fancy news for Greg.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Oh, I love fancy news.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Dulce and Gabana, Uh huh just launched a new perfume
for dogs. It's called It's It's named after Dominico Dulci's dog.
How do you say? Is a dominic dominique minicole Domenico
Dulce's dogs, So that's the uh. They say it's approved

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by vets last all day and dogs really seem to
like the scent. But again, these things lick their own asses,
so too.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Huh Yeah, this isn't too outlandish, I don't think, because
I remember in the past when a neighbor's dog ran
out into some pastor and rolled around in manure. Because
dogs love things that stink. That's not an opinion, that's
a fact. They love stinky stuff. So they rolled around,
and this dog rolled around the manure, and then they
gave it a bath and sprayed it with this like

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strawberry water stuff, and it smelled like strawberries afterwards.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
The DNG website description reads as follows an old factory
masterpiece featuring the cocooning of warm notes no cooning of elong,
plus the clean and enveloping touch of musk and the woody,
creamy undertones of sandalwood.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
Musk that is elong, which a long which is sandalwood.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Okay, I think.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
It sounds lovely because the woody, creamy undertones of I
like it. To guess how much three point five ounce bottle. Oh,
the logo on the front of the bottle of this
perfume for your dog is plated with twenty four carra gold. Okay.
Now it does come with a DNG dog collar and
innersalized name tag. Oh my god, that's what the model

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looks like Greg, now a dog.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Collar and all this goals the pretty class.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
My dog does have a Gucci collar and serious. Yeah,
it's pretty awesome. How much you don't tell us? Well,
guess after we guess on this. Well, save that for
a second. We made it out of a Gucci belt.
Oh wait, so you destroyed a Gucci belt just to
make it a dog collar?

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Exactly? Okay, she wears it when we have company.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Every day you say the newest, gayest thing, next level.
Yeah right, but I think you meant to say every day. Surprised.
I would say how much was the Gucci belt that
you destroyed to make it into a dog collar?

Speaker 7 (25:44):
I don't recalls sort of cheap though, Greg, because you
can buy Gucci dog collars.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
You can't. But like my question is like, I don't
give me a ballpark on a Gucci belt. How much
of those cars? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
You probably depends on which one.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Yeah it was, it was.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, three hundred dollars and you murdered it for how
much is a real one a Gucci dog collar?

Speaker 7 (26:06):
Thy five?

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Probably more affordable so way less material and adorable, so
way less material, same price, maybe more just because it's
in the form of a dog color.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Yeah, I wanted to get my dog's Tiffany collars. Oh,
but I didn't think it wouldn't I don't think the
color would look nice on them though.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
I know, yeah, that's a huge part of it.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Yeah, I don't think of blend with their how embarrassing
for the dog. I'm sure they would love it. My
dog hates Yeah, but with this doll Shigabona thing, I
think it's I'm guessing with the collar and all that
kind of stuff. Three point five ounce bottle, maybe six
fifty seven hundred Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
I'm going five seventy five one and eight dollars.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
That's steel sold.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Steal deal sold. What do I order? You can pre
order right now. It's on their website.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Now I did tell you, remember you you learn about
how I take my dogs to get antal expressions, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
You squeeze the glands on their buttole right, yeah, you
take it to the Scots own.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Or I mean groomers will do it, but they don't
do a good job. So I take them to the
vet to do it. But when I take them to
vet to do it, they also follow it up with
like some kind of perfume afterwards, like powder for their butt.
And now I request no perfume because it reeks so bad,
because it feels like a kind of like of a
mix of the expression and like, I don't know, some

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kind of weird perfume scent. It's not good, So I
don't recommend it. If you go to get an expression,
don't get the perfume.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm trying to think of the most I've ever spent
on my dog, other than the vetvet. Yeah right, I'm saying,
like on something like.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
I thought you loved your dog. I do, but it's
a dog she wants, y'aller she does, probably or Tiffany.
Tiffany would look good, honestly.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Probably. It's for her birthday. And I get her a
flame mignon. Yeah, like grill her a fla mignon. And
and I get her like a from like a dog place,
like a dog bakery cake, but like a little we
moved on to cupcakes. You got her like a full
cake one time, or like there's no friend, nobody else

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is eating this besides her. It's a dog cake. It's
a lot of cake, you know. But my wife thought
I was nuts forgetting her the flame mignon, which was like,
I don't know, twenty bucks, yeah, twenty five bucks small
and she ate that thing two seconds. Yeah. Once a year.
It's for her birthday, and so I grill her her
own flavor. She eats better that that night than we do.
Of course.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
The Tiffany pet collar around the room.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Tiffany pet collar. So is it real thin?

Speaker 7 (28:38):
One night, I'll give you it's very It's basically.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
You can put it on cats.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
It's I wouldn't say so, it's for dogs.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
It says fifteen to eighteen inches one inch wide, black
with a just a silver Tiffany says, please return to
Tiffany and Company.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
I wasn't looking at the black ones. I was looking
at actually Tiffany like collar that goes which.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Is a Tiffany blue.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Well, the current their current offerings they have. They have
go Greg. They have a Tiffany bowl which is that blue,
and it says but it says dog on it adorable.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, that's his cat. So they don't have right now.
A tip that would be cool, but you don't like
the one. The signs that say like laundry. That's why
it's on the dog ball. Yeah, and Tiffany so the
dog ball's fine fuck or said wolf had a bone
on it. But I didn't really try to figure out
where you draw your line.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah, probably just like stuff that tells you what it is.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, kitchen.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
So the collar, they don't have a they don't currently
offer a turquoise one. They have a turquoise leach. But
the collar is three hundred and ninety five. Oh wow,
and it's in black though the current offers they have
the leash is black and turquoise. That's four hundred and
forty five. And then the dog ball that says dog
only one ninety ooh, what a steal. But if you're
buying a Tiffany, Gucci, whatever, et cetera dog collar and

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you're not like that could feed a thousand people in
North Korea, Africa, feel in the blank?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Whatever?

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Cool, they're not here, though, dog needs a collar. But
your dog will never know what the hell it is.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
It doesn't understand it can make it.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, that's a lot of stuff, doesn't That kind of
go against your whole argument where you know, well, what
you could have done, you could have done, or you
could have been talking about this, like why are you
talking about this? Well, we could be talking about this
other thing. This is exactly that argument. So I don't
want to hear Jack squat about oh blah blah blah,
oh oh poor people need this.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
And that if you're buying Tiffany dog collars, exactly, that's
exactly my argum. Okay, So I don't want to hear like, oh,
the fast food workers twenty dollars an hour you bought
a Tiffany dog collar.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Okay, you could have supplemented some of their incomes.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Exactly.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Don almost people need blah blah blah. Well you pay
for them with your Tiffany dog. Greg just mutilated a
Gucci belt.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Yeah, so this pit bulls and she wants and we
have company.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, you guys hear the part about company. Yes, she's like, hey,
you know.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Like when you have company, you dress up better between
the house, having right, and then you put your dog
in her.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Back.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Who's up for a dumb debate? Debate? All right, silly stuff,
nothing super important. Okay, this is a couple of things
that have been going on. You're taking social media by storm.
People will chiming in on these different things. So we'll
start with this one. It's a parking issue. It started
when This guy walked out to his car and a
neighbor had left a note on it saying, quote, would

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you kindly refrain from parking your vehicle outside of my
house for days on end? A few hours or a
day is acceptable, although you are of course legally within
your right to park outside my home, but please have
some consideration and park on the opposite side of the
road when the space is available. Thank you. So he

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uh he posted a note on Facebook started this huge debate,
and so people were asked, is it okay to park
in front of your neighbor's house?

Speaker 5 (32:04):
I think ideally, if the spot in front of your
house is available, why wouldn't you just park there?

Speaker 7 (32:10):
Well, because what happens a lot of times is they
have many many cars, y ten cars. Yeah, is a
typical culprit.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
And you know my pet peeve is when you have
a garage, park in the garage. I don't care why
people don't do that. I know you don't.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
It's like my son uses it for hockey.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Dude, just loaded with crap.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Yeah, just yeah, a bunch of junk in there that
you know, stuff you don't.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I could park in there, but he uses it for hockey.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
See but four hours a day now you can always
find a reason not to use your garage exactly.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Now, we have a driveway, so the cars are in
the driver they're not on the street. And this is
what drives me crazy about our neighborhood. Everybody's got driveways, right,
So you have the garage and you have your own
personal driveway, right, How is it that people are still
parking in front of mailboxes where the postal worker gets pissed.

Speaker 11 (32:55):
Because kids with cars or other people like you said
multiple cars, Like my family had six cars because there
was four kids all driving at the same time, plus
my parents.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah, but my point is there's still plenty of other
places on the street for these guys to park who
are parking in front of the mailboxes. They choose to
park in front of the mail well, there's also oblivious city.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Also, they don't want to do oil leaks on their
driveway because it's don sightly.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
City street parking is different, you know, because if you
don't have a garage, you don't have a dedicated parking
spot exactly, and you gotta find I've lived in those
situations before where you'll circle the block for you know,
thirty minutes sometimes just waiting for something to open up.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
That's why you should get a bicycle.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
But yeah, but that's about it. That's about as nice
a note as you could write. I mean Days on
End is a little bit exactly aggressive.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
But there's one car that's on my street and one
of the neighbors is doing work in their yard, like,
you know, a new driveway. So it's a lot of
dust and dirt and stuff. So it's been going on
like that for at least a few weeks now. This
car I know hasn't moved because it looks like they
just hold it out of like the desert. Yeah, it's
covered in a thick, heavy coat of dirt and dust.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Was it forty eight hours or ready? Murphy's old Porsche
or whatever we've been in you know, i'd been in
the garage for fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh yeah, Yeah. There's cars I'm like when they pulled
the Dolorean out of the cave. Yeah, the western version
of Back to the Future.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
There's cars on my street that have weeds growing through
the wheels, cobwebs on the wheels that really moved in ages.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
You have have you called Greg? Yeah? I have not
loved that. Wow, as best.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah, BC always be calling the cop.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Oh dude, there's this neighborhood that I drive through, and
I feel bad for this neighborhood because somebody has like
kind of like a mini yacht that they keep on
the street and they move it constantly from like in
front of their house to their neighbor's house, And like,
how is that even legal? Can you keep huge boats
on the street like that?

Speaker 7 (34:52):
A lot of cities will let you put anything on
a trailer on the street, right, yeah, some people, is
that legal?

Speaker 10 (34:59):
Here's something move it to make it legal if it's
just out in the same spot.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Some of the comments, and you can text over to
two two nine eighty seven. Is it okay to park
in front of your neighbor's house? One person says, totally
agree with this. I've had cars parked outside my house
for weeks at a time. Not illegal, of course, but
it is a bit thoughtless. Public road equals public parking
for all, says another person. Our neighbor across from us
did that. He had the same response as you. He

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also left his windows down, so my husband watered the yard.
Petty deserves petty.

Speaker 12 (35:31):
Work.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yes, I wouldn't do that anything listen, people, you do
not own the parking spot in front of your house.
It is a legal spot for anyone to park in.
Oh really, because that's what I said.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
See, people love making arguments that don't exist, aka straw man,
so that they could feel well, that was.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
The neighbor that we were dealing with, where the person
kept parking in front of the mailbox to where the
postal guy would stop delivering the mail to that cluster
of mailboxes, which by the way, did not include her house, right,
And so we had to then go down to the
post office to pick up our mail every day for
two weeks, like a punishment.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
But you didn't do what I suggested, get all your
neighbors to hound the HOA about it, because the HOA does.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
They don't do anything. You've got to have a People
have complained to the HOA a number of times, but like,
they don't do anything. That's of course, that's what I'm saying.
They're useless. When she was confronted about this, she goes,
my kids can park on the street wherever they want,
we like, not in front of the mailboxers in the

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hours that they're delivering the mail. Because park in front
of your mailbox. Your mailbox is not parked in front
of have your mail blocked.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
Actually no, they can't.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Exactly. If you want to guaranteed parking spot, you need
to live somewhere with the driveway and not depend on
public parking. Public parking is first come, first served, plain
and simple.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Yeah, I mean that's the argument.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
I agree with that. It's just you know, how about
just being polite?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, how about this one. If I want to park
there for days, that's my problem. You don't like it,
move out of the neighborhood.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
These are all comments from people. These are all classic
examples of people who aren't aren't property owners, aren't homeowners.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
You know, these are losers.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
These This is loser commenting.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
So I said, I must be weird, but I don't mind.
If it looks like more people are at my house,
I think the crooks would think twice before breaking in
if there are multiple cars and people.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Okay, right, so that's a good reason.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Then just stay for weeks. As long as the parked
car is plated and registered, I don't see a problem. Like,
it's not abandoned, right, It is absolutely about being respectful
to your neighbors. Seems like manners and goodwill are a
thing of the past, as long as you're not blocking
private driveways.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Its basically saying, hey, if you have visitors, they got
to park down.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
The street, right, And if I have a space, I won't.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Right because I'm lazy and or I have too many cars.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Right.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
And if you have a garage, you can park in it.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
And totally a first world problem that Sammy brought up.
We have six cars. Yeah, well we didn't know, because.

Speaker 11 (38:04):
I do think man our neighbors must have hated us,
of course, but luckily we kind of had Where we
were situated on the street, there was a street that
went I guess perpendicular to it that had a bunch
of empty spaces that we could park in. But my
sister's boyfriend would park in front of the guy across
the streets house a lot because all that other parking
would be taken. And he did write a note one

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time on his car saying like, can you please not
park in front.

Speaker 10 (38:27):
Of my house? So then he didn't. It wasn't a
big deal.

Speaker 11 (38:30):
But we had just cars everywhere from people coming over
from our own cars.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
Yeah, I mean that's going to happen. Wait, how old
give me the ages here because four people that were
all a driving age at the same time living at home.

Speaker 10 (38:41):
My parents had four kids in four years.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
That'll do it.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Yeah, wowighborhood a woman, get it over.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah. Now, returning people on the postal work with postal
workers who complained about having to get out of the
truck to deliver mail can suck it. Do your effing John.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Again, that's not what he said. Stop arguing points that
weren't right physically in front of the mailbox.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
F the post off.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Yeah, and this goes not because you.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Can doesn't mean that you should have a little uh,
you know, respect for your neighbors. Park in front of
your own house like what you know, park in front
of your.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Own house exactly. That's what I don't get.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Sometimes my neighbor out of the clear blue who parks
in his driveway will back up and then come park
in front of my house and then at the end
of the day.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
He puts it back in the driveway. Why weird? So weird?
All right, So the parking debate, is it okay to
park in front of your neighbor's house? Yes or no? Greg?

Speaker 5 (39:36):
I mean the courtesy thing, I would say, No, I
mean legally yes, but that's not the argument.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
This situation here is days on end exactly what we're
talking about.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
In this situation instance, I would say I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
No, no, menace, not polite, but you can do it,
all right, Sammy.

Speaker 10 (39:53):
Not for days on end, all right?

Speaker 7 (39:55):
If I'm saying no, obviously no, And there will be
consequences after, especially after the note come out and bas
that is true.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Spike strips, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
And Woody for you to park in the driveway, it's
kind of dump.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, is it. Yeah, it's a paper driveway. It's pretty nice,
kind of dumpy. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Oh, my son plays hockey in there, you know, twenty
four hours a day, seven days a week.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Wo oh wait, Greg has a big pet peeve with that.
I do.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Having a garage. I was very late in life that
I had a place that had a garage. And it
is the ultimate luxury to have a garage that you
park in, all right, it's the best. And then people, oh,
I got my boxes in there and my Christmas tree. Oh,
we'll put them somewhere else then, yeah, and park in
your garage.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Pay for a storage space, right, just so you can
park your car in there and leave the driveway so
much crap that you have to get a storage space.
You don't need it.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Your problem.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Woody Show is coming up next. I got another debate
for you, all right, and this one's This has got
to be the dumbest internet debate of the day.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
I think there's some snannigans going on.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
The Woody Show is back. Okay, you make the call
on this one. People are debating or arguing whatever about
this on social media. And the question here is is
it rude to order Fajidas at somebody else's birthday dinner?

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I told you, I told you it was silly. Here's
an argument, I.

Speaker 14 (41:22):
Don't care how close we are and we're best friends,
is if you order Fahidas at my birthday dinner, you
know that it's my birthday and I'm the star of
the show. And so for you to order a big
sizzling tray of Fahidas, you know that when it comes out,
everybody's gonna say, oh, what did you get?

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
What's it's making all this noise?

Speaker 14 (41:40):
It's smoking everywhere. What are you doing trying to order
something so attention grabbing at my birthday dinner?

Speaker 7 (41:46):
And my birthday Mammy cuckles as if this would be
her exact thought.

Speaker 11 (41:51):
It's taking away because I knew that was going to
be the argument, because it's too much attention.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
Tr on guys and the gold balloons.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Because some people say the whole patantry of the whole
thing is a scene stealer. The focus should be on
the birthday person. God, I say, it's dumb. You order
what you want.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
There's one place I go to. I swear the flames
are like three and a half half feet. It's like
they I don't know what they pour on it, but
they just start shooting.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
You just come with a fire.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
This one place that goes. I can show you videos firing,
like right right before they serve him on the table.
They they'll fire them up and so it's like this flame.
Then by the time you sit it down, it's the
flame's gone. But it's man, that sounds dangerous. It is,
But is it rude?

Speaker 7 (42:38):
I think Sammy's the one to answer this one.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
No, I don't think so. I think that's crazy. Order
what you want.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Who cares? Order what you want?

Speaker 7 (42:45):
It's easy to say it's not your birthday.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Are you calling out Sammy saying that she would be
a problem.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
I care because this is mean girl sort of thinking
I want attention, attention, attention, A real.

Speaker 11 (42:56):
Mean girl like that, like, you can't order what you
want because it's my birthday.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
I think you have tendencies.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Oh you're saying she's obsessed with attention? Is that what
you're implying?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
No, No, I don't. I don't get that from her.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
I mean that's Sea Bat. I'm asking Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I think nothing.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
I think this age maybe in her early twenties, as
though simmered down.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Now, well, sure, in my early twenties. Did I wear
on a sash and a tiara on my birthday? Of
course I did that. My friends got for me, first
of all.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
Because it was expected.

Speaker 11 (43:23):
But I wouldn't have sat there.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
But you would have mean girled her behind your back.

Speaker 10 (43:31):
I would not have not over something like that.

Speaker 11 (43:33):
If someone else is wearing a tiara and sash on
my birthday, then yeah, I would be like, what are
you doing?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
It's my birthday? Yeah, well that's not the artum I want.

Speaker 11 (43:41):
You right, But no, I wouldn't care if someone ordered
a fahda at my birthday dinner at any age, I.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
Would not have care.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
And the woman in the video sounds like quite a
grown adult.

Speaker 7 (43:51):
She should.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
I don't care so much about your own birthday. Friends
with her for sure. If anything, you want to kind
of downplay your birthday. Sorry, menace, I know you can't
relate to that.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
But it celebrates for a whole month.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Yeah, but I wouldn't care. I'd be like, oh, I
would I would enjoy the show of the Veheta, Yeah,
even though it was my birthday and I didn't order it.
I would like, oh, fijidas.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I wouldn't care about the fihiita thing. I also don't
care about people who get engaged at other people's weddings.
I don't either.

Speaker 10 (44:17):
Don't care about that.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
It's weird.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
I'm with you, but I'm with Samy.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
It's weird. I don't know why you would know why
you would do it, but if you did it, I
wouldn't care. I think it's weird.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
I think the.

Speaker 10 (44:27):
Only reason to do it is to put the attention on.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
You built in crowd.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
That's psycho thinking, like this chick that we just heard
all your friends, like your friends and family are probably
you know that depends on who it is whose wedding
it is, Like if you're if you're a work acquaintance here,
you're at the wedding.

Speaker 7 (44:43):
Yeah, I hear all that. I agree it's weird and
it's attention seeking first its own sake. But what if
it's let's say, your older sister getting married and obviously
your family's already there.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Correct, that's what I'm saying everyone, that's the situation, not
built in crowd. Yeah, I think you do the proposal.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Yeah, if it's a family member and you already spoke
to them ahead of time about it.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
Right, Yeah, it's Rando von Randerson.

Speaker 11 (45:06):
I guess I don't see the wanting the crowd and
all your family and friends there for your proposal to
begin with. That's something I know a lot of people
do it, but I guess that's just not.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Something that it should be a private moment. Yeah, you
know what I would have a problem with if I
was at that dinner, I wouldn't care if you ordered
the fihatas. But it is a little weird. Like Greg's
friend used to do, which I'm not sure if you
hang out this person anymore. She used to throw her
own birthday party, so she would schedule the whole thing herself,
invite a bunch of people.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
There, and they always think that's weird. I never said
so weird.

Speaker 10 (45:34):
I think that's weird either.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
We don't hang out anymore. No, But here's the thing,
because I don't when the bill would come, she'd just
leave it. She'd got always people out for the dinner,
her birthday dinner that she organized, and then just leave
the bill. That's true, which I think it was weird.
And then and I didn't like it because I felt
like she was using gregs. I said, Greg, I don't
like this.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
That's true, And it took me many days to realize
take advantage of that's true.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, you need to cut her off.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
But I also think that if you are throwing a
birthday party, you should host. Don't throw the party if
you're not gonna host.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
The party, correct, you know what I mean? But why
throw your own birthday party?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (46:07):
I guess because you like things? Just yeah, do you
like it?

Speaker 10 (46:10):
If you want to have fun, nobody else is gonna
throw you one because dinner.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah. The Woody Show into another new hour insensitivity trading
for a politically correct world. I'm Woodie. That's Greg Gory.
Hi wood menaces here? What is up? Sea masses here?
We got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Whatding,

(46:35):
it's eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. It's got a bunch of random stuff for
you this hour. I just every day it seems like
this is like an unbelievable reality. I know you know
where you have like weird people beefing with each other,
like Venezuelan President Maduro. Yeah, you read about how he's

(46:58):
declared war on Elon Musk. They're having a big beef
because Elon posted something about the election that just happened there,
calling an election fraud, and the consensus is this Maduro
guy cheated. So now Maduro says that Elon is now
his number one arch enemy. Maduro thinks Elon wants to
quote invade him with his space rockets and challenge him

(47:19):
to a fight.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Maduro posted a message to Elon and social media saying quote,
do you want to fight, Let's do it, Elon Musk.
I'm ready. I'm not afraid of you. Elon Musk. Let's
fight wherever you want. You care to take this outside,
Let's go bizarre, so weird Elon simply replied, Albero sabre

(47:42):
musque Maduro, meaning the donkey knows more than Maduro.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Oh called him an ass i am.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Boom roasted.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Well, there's two different stories that the exit polls in
Venezuela showed that Meduro didn't win, and then there were
certain figures that showed he got over one hundred percent
of the vote. The whole thing is very strange.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Over well, that'd be really impressive. Yeah, yeah, really impressed.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Yes, all those people in the streets didn't vote.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, got some bad boss news. This guy in Georgia,
he got a new job at Chipoltle and when he
forgot to take the trash out because he's new, he's
still getting used to everything. The manager got so mad
that he chased this dude and threatened him with a
gun for not taking out the trash. Yeah, because he
didn't take the trash out. Tell him to do it. It

(48:30):
reminds me of my parents, you know, growing up. This
is the employee, Quinton Collins, his name is talking about
it on the local news.

Speaker 15 (48:37):
You write a person up bit forget to do that,
based them down a full of gun.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Ass of the world.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
They might have to give me some medicine to help
me sleep, because.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Every time I close my eyes, I'm in that moment
while I'm staring at this. Yeah, death. You shouldn't be
staring at death when you're working at chipole.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yeah, that's very strange. Tell him to take it out.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
Yeah, my manager's smoked weed.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
An Amazon driver in Georgia got fired, but he posted
a video of them doing thirty five miles an hour
on the sidewalk and a statement. Amazon says, the driver
has been so fired quote this was reckless and unacceptable behavior.
We have investigated the incident. The drivers no longer delivering
packages on behalf of Amazon. I do have a picture

(49:18):
and so it made it really. I mean, look at this.
It's one of those big like how Ups has those
trucks the same trucks of theirs are blue on the side. Wow,
nowhere I thought that's going on.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
That fun of a road.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I know the story behind it.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
But remember pre iPhones and you could just be in
work vehicles and just mess around, Like when I worked
at a TV station, I would do burnouts.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
In the TV. Yeah, I know, it was so much fun.
I want to throw this out there. Do you have
a collection, what do you collect and something kind of
not typical like cards or action figures like bort does.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Say something odd.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yeah, like I'll give any because the reason I thought
about this, like, doesn'ybody have any odd collections?

Speaker 6 (50:08):
No, I would just say. I mean people would say
shoes for me, but that's not on that. I don't
really keep stuff in my house.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Let me give you an example of odd, because there
is a story about this seventy seven year old woman
in England who's been collecting bedpans for the last forty
years odd, and she's been trying to sell all one
hundred and sixty three that she has in her collection
with no luck. Believe it or not, he would want that.
She bought her first bedpan at a Salvation army back

(50:36):
in nineteen eighty four, decided to keep buying more because quote,
I just wanted to collect something different and it's snowballed.
So she put them up for auction, not even a
single bid. I'm not surprised. She says they're clean, washed
and in fantastic condition. In case you're wondering, not that's
really weird.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Just throw them out, very weird. I wouldn't say I
collect them, but somehow I've acquired a lot of salt
and pepper shakers, which I told you that my most
recent one was those antique ones. But I don't go
out and look for them per se. But then for
some reason, I do have a lot of different one
like just attracted, the fancy ones, the glass ones you

(51:17):
have every day once. I have one shape like a cactus.
I have the Christmas one?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
But what makes you buy them? Just because you have
other ones and you want to add to your collection?
So maybe I do collect. I think you do. I
collect sounds like you have a collection.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Collect them very sporadically, some.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
Spoons, guy says, on the hunt for them, if I.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
See something that's unusual, I would like them.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, that guy says, I don't have a girlfriend, and go, well,
is there a toothbrush at your house? Do you have
other tampons in a drawer? Well, hey, I hate to
break it to you got a girlfriend. Yeah, you have
a salt and pepper sugar collection.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
I even have one that looks like a bucket for
sand and there's a little scoopy shovel and salt and
it's tiny.

Speaker 11 (52:00):
See I would say I collect, I mean like Christmas
sweaters or ski sweaters. I am always on the hunt
for them. I can't stop buying them when I see them.

Speaker 10 (52:08):
And I don't need.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
More, No, because you only wear Joe Coy.

Speaker 10 (52:11):
Stuff, I know, but I always wear That's true. That's
it my sweaters. Yeah, and they just bought a new one.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
All right. Well, so what's a weird collection? That's weird?
That counts, I'll count it counts eight seven seven four what?
He will open up the phones. If you have a
weird collection, I mean, if if nobody's got one that
they want to share, that's fine too, because I got
some other stuff to share with you when we get
back from the break. But yeah, do you have an
odd collection of some kind of like something like Greg
you don't even know why, I really don't. The Wood Show,

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somebody said they kept this is more like a keepsay,
because it's not a collection. But somebody in the text
that they kept the condom wrapper from when they lost
their virginity and they just can't bring themselves to throw
it away. That's a collection too sentimental. Yeah, I've heard
of people collecting nutcrackers. I've heard that somebody on the
text sad too.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Oh, there's rocking horses from Hallmark that my mom loves
collecting since I was a baby.

Speaker 10 (53:09):
Yeah, Like are they porcelain like little ones?

Speaker 6 (53:11):
Yeah, little ones that are for a Christmas Uh we
have Heyzeus says he's a collector of coasters, but not
even fancy ones like the ones that you see like in.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Restaurants, Like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
I mean I don't have one hundred or there was
one that I forgot about that I have because I'd
never wear them for but I collect them for some reason.
But uh uh jackets from restaurants, so like jackets. Yeah,
they'll have like restaurant logos on them, like from donut
shop or like Jack in a box. They have a

(53:47):
Panda Express one jacket. Yeah, wear that, I know, I
should rocket.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I don't know they had jacket, I know. Yeah, yeah,
I never when I worked in McDonald's, we never had
a jacket.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
No, it's like their merch right.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Well, there's a woman in the news, seventy seven year
old woman. She's been collecting bedpans for the last like
forty years, and she tried to sell her collections. She
had like one hundred and sixty some of them now.
One bit on the auction. I'm like, what a weird collection.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Some people collect like old medical devices, Yeah, the really
old one.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Somebody texted into their boyfriend collects old laptops and computers
or just technology. So that's just clutter. That is garbage. Yea,
and he tries to work on them or something. Maybe
no garbage eight seven seven forty four Wooding hit us
up of the text over to two to nine eight seven.
Let's go to Joey here online number two. Good morning, Joe,

(54:38):
Joe Joey, Good morning all. What kind of a collection
are you rocking?

Speaker 16 (54:44):
License plates?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
So?

Speaker 16 (54:46):
I work in the I work an automotive I work
for a tech company, and every state in which I
travel to support when I go to a dealership, I
ask for a license plate from that state.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
That's cool. I like that.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
I once saw this piece of art. It was made
up of all the different states license plates and then
they cut them into the shape of the United States.
It made the map, and I said, that is the
coolest thing. They have one of those at a diner
by my house.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Do they I love that day? Yeah? Rustic, you know,
like it repurposed the license plates. I think it's cool. Yeah,
what do you plan to do with all these just
kind of hold on to them until you die and
let it be your kids problem or what.

Speaker 16 (55:24):
They actually line the wall of my home office. And
so right now I have a total of thirty three
thirty four including the state California in which I live.
So I've been to thirty three other states.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Okay, wow, So will you get to different variations like
cause let's just say you already have like a like
a Pennsylvania plate for example, Oh ye, will you get
one of the variations of that state's license plate? Or
are you just one from every state?

Speaker 16 (55:49):
So sometimes I get a variation, but I replace it.
And so the ones that I like are the ones
that have images. For example, Atlanta, Georgia, My apologies, Georgia
has a peach currently in the middle of the plate,
and so I'll get rid of one if it doesn't
have artwork on there. I like the ones that present well.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Okay, you may get a dealer plate. All right, Joey,
thank you for the call. I appreciate you listening. Great day. Welcome.
Let's go to Teresa. Good morning, Teresa, good morning, good morning.
It's like, hey you guys. Okay, yeah, all right, So

(56:25):
weird odd collection. What do you collect?

Speaker 17 (56:28):
Okay, I'm not exactly sure when this started happening, but basically,
I have a fascination with collecting anything that comes off
of my body, whether it be scat fall off or
skin slaps or my hair. And I will take these
things and put them in little containers and hide them
around my mom's house in different areas, And usually I'll

(56:51):
let my brother know where I'm hiding things, just in
case if somebody needs my DNA some day to like
clone me or something if I'm not here.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
What so wait, that's the reason that you do it,
just in case they ever need to identify you.

Speaker 17 (57:04):
No, if they want to clone me if I'm not
if they miss me too.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Much, wow, oh you know they will not.

Speaker 10 (57:12):
But do you have to keep doing it?

Speaker 11 (57:13):
I mean, once you have some DNA samples, I think
you're good.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yeah. That's what's the oddest one? Okay of all that,
of all that stuff that's come off your body, what
what's the oddest one that you jarred up and kept around?

Speaker 17 (57:28):
Well, I mean, I've collected a lot of my hair
and stuff and I'll sneak them into like my boyfriend
twitty Jacket and all this stuff just in case he
needs it and then. But I think the biggest thing was,
like my big tonao just fell off.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Okay, you know you sound nuts, right, yeah, murder somebody
before this is what kind of job do you do?
Do you have a job I do? I just give
me the industry. Don't tell me exactly where you work.
Just give me the industry, Like, what kind of work
do you do?

Speaker 17 (58:00):
I work at a coffee shop. But I'm currently almost
done with nursing school.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Nursing school. All right, well you can get a lot
of parts, full access, exciting. Yeah, all right, well, Teresa,
thank you call. I appreciate Listen to show. Wow, I
bet you her boyfriends are real satisfied. Where they say
the crazier they are the middle. Yeah, it's very weird.
Let's go, jeez, let's go to Henry. Good morning, Henry.

(58:28):
What's up? What's the what's the oddest collection you've got?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I traveled around to different dispensaries and collect lighters like
big zippos, torch lighters, just any type of dispensary lighter
with their logo on it.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
So I guess they're all like logo. They have like
a like a logo on them, Yeah, to be able
to tell where they're from. Yeah. People used to do
that with matchbooks, remember Greg, that was old timey giant
contain of matchbooks you did. Yeah, yeah, there was always
like an I was old, like old dudes like my grandfather.
They would have just a bunch of old match books

(59:07):
from different places.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
And it was just part of the experience. On your
way out the door, you would say, can I get
a book of matches?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
What's because you used to be able to smoke places? Yeah, exactly.
Now it's like, what do people need to have match
books for it? Because you can't smoke in there anyway,
right fighting a candle? I guess yeah. All right, Hey,
I appreciate the call, Henry. Have a great day. Thanks
for listening to THEOI show Sports. Let's you going to
be Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Brian, good morning,

(59:33):
what he show.

Speaker 15 (59:33):
How are you guys doing today?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
We're doing great. I'm still thinking about the chick who
collects all that stuff that falls off her body.

Speaker 15 (59:41):
Yeah, I'm still near that, right, Yeah, what do you
got or For several years I have been collecting American flags.
I prefer anything before nineteen fifty nine with forty eight stars.
But a few years ago, about five years ago, at
in estate sale, I came across an in tournament flag,
which is a flag that straight across the soldier's casket

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after they pass away. It turned out that there were
no other family members to take that flag, so I
purchased that flag and put it in a special place
in my home. And since then I have now collected
seventeen in tournament flags.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
And then you just keep them in the frame and everything.

Speaker 15 (01:00:21):
Yes, I keep them inside the triangular point frame and
generally inside each box are three spent bullet casings from
the twenty one gun salute during their barrier. They take
three of them because there are generally three soldiers who
fire seven shots each. They take one casing from each
soldier and they put it inside of the case as well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And what's your what's your endgame here?

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
What do you plan to do with them? Are just
kind of you? Not sure?

Speaker 15 (01:00:49):
Yeah? I too sure. I've contacted some of the local
vfws to see if I could possibly donate them to them,
which you could or something for them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah. Interesting, So you always got some kind of weird
collection it's interesting. All right, Brian, thanks for the call man,
appreciate your listening to what the show? Love you? I
love you? Yeah, all right, baby at list it's not scabs. Yeah,
Lisa fingernail.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Let's go to Jamie. Good morning, Jamie, good morning, Good morning.
So do you have like some kind of odd collection.

Speaker 18 (01:01:25):
I don't know how odd it is. I think maybe
I take it more seriously than other people who may
collect the same thing. But I have all of the cards,
birthday cards, greeting cards, any kind of card that I've
ever received from any humans, for myself and my son
for the past twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
That's great, I hear you email.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Greg does do that with Oh yeah, Greg does to
do that with all the cards, Jamie. He only does
that with certain ones, right, like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
The ones that have a sentimental message in there. I
do every card I've ever given you, every card you
gave me. I always write a very nice note any
card that I give, and then I keep them in
a box.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
How many of my cards do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I don't think I've ever gotten a card. See, I
know Greg likes cards, so I do. Cards are the
best I swear I've given you cards. Yeah, and then
what are you just you got them? I get a
box the closet like Greg does.

Speaker 18 (01:02:19):
Oh well, they take up quite a bit of space.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I'm sure.

Speaker 18 (01:02:22):
I also have like anything that I've received, like a
nice text message. I'll even like email it to myself
and print it out. It now is like an entire
walk in closet, like notes that would have gotten passed
around like when I was in high school from friends

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and stuff like.

Speaker 10 (01:02:44):
Just I have a bunch of those.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
You do you still have notes from high school?

Speaker 10 (01:02:48):
Heck, yes, I have a box.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
I probably do. Really Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:02:52):
Fun, Sometimes me and my best friend will like drink
wine and go through our notes and yeah, from high school, like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
What are the notes about? Just anything?

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
Yeah, any thing.

Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
It could be like I'm so bored in math class,
what I mean, They're not that interesting. But then like
some of them will be about boys, and then we
would have like code names for who the boys were,
so even now we're trying to figure out who we're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Yeah, okay, yep, all right, well, hey Jamie, thank you
for the call. Appreciated listen to a show.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
This card and text thing reminded me this is an
awesome tip for you. Mario gave this to me when
we first started dating. After our first date and I
went my way, he went his way, and on the
way home he texted me, you know, so glad we
finally met and blah blah blah, and it was a
very sweet sentimental text. He printed them out and framed
them in this cool frame. Now I have that first text.

(01:03:41):
So pro tip for everybody. If you go on a
first date you think it's going somewhere and it's going
to be an lasting, awesome relationship, print out the text
and put it in a nice frame.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Ya not, yuck? What I meant? That was supposed to
be the awesome button? Sorry?

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
What about the text says awesome?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Buddy? Oh that's awesome? I slipped?

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
What about if it says you up?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Yeah? It was the Weien picture also in there? Did
they include that in the frame thing too? The Woody
show Every Orgy Needs a Witness Sex Room six to ten.
All right, welcome back, going through some more of these
texts that you set it over on odd Collections, because

(01:04:27):
we had that whole thing about this seventy seven year
old lady in England. She's been collecting bedpants. For the
last forty years, she's been trying to sell all one
hundred and sixty three in her collection. No luck so far.
She put them up for auction, not a single bid,
and so we had a lot of people that were
hitting us up with their odd collections bedpans. You don't
hear about that all the time. Oh, why, I don't

(01:04:48):
have any odd collecting. The one thing I really do
collect would be the garbage pail kids. Yeah, you love it. Yeah,
because I wasn't allowed to have those as a kid.
My mom didn't allow them. She was grossed out by him.
You're not allowed to have this. So whenever my friends
would give me their extras and she'd find them, she'd
throw them away. So as an adult, I bought the
full collection of the originals, like I'll show you mom. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

(01:05:09):
somebody on the text confuses me for a chick because
they say, what don't you collect cabbage patch dolls? Yeah?
You that would be freaky if you did, I'd be
really weird. No, cabbage patch dolls were actually the inspiration
because the garbage Pail Kids were spoofing the Cabbage Patch
Kids because that was what was really popular at the
time in the eighties, and that's why they made them
like super gross and yeah, because the cabbage Patch kids

(01:05:32):
were all like cute and you know you're going to
adopt them. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
You ever bust out your garbage pail kids collection?

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
I look at them every on you did recently, because
I get the new ones, the new ones, I'll go
through all get them. I'll look through six six. One
says I work in HVAC and I collect old thermostats.
This one says I collect coffee bags from coffee roasters.
I plan to make a huge frame and open up
a coffee shop with that insigne of it. This one

(01:06:00):
says I collect beer coozies. I got hundreds of them.
My odd collection is dry pasta. I have a container
of different shapes and colors of pasta in a jar,
and I would take a few from a box if
they have a special shape or a color, and I
just put them into my collection jar, all right. This
one says Hi me love, I aladly have a collection

(01:06:22):
of buttons. I bought this antique looking box a long
time ago, like sixteen years ago, and it came with
a lot of different buttons in it. Since then, I've
always put my extra little buttons from the ones that
come with the clothing in that box, which now I've
accumulated over one hundred buttons. Okay, uh, this one See
five says I have a weird collection of old wooden

(01:06:44):
barn pulleys A right, the really heavy duty eighteen hundreds types.
Oh oh wow. I have no idea why, but I
just love old pulleys. That is insanely random. Yeah. I
collect key chains. I pin them to bulletin boards and
I displayed them.

Speaker 11 (01:07:01):
Okay, I have a collection of keychains that just seemed
regular Jimmy though.

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
Really Yes, souvenirs and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I collect maps and globes. Somebody collects old washboards. My
mom collects bird knickknacks and figurines little birds. Yeah, my
dad collects fortunes from fortune cookies. Someone else collecting floaty pens.
Those are the ones that have like I think you
get them, like aquariums and stuff kind of have a
or like a surfers in it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
Or do you remember the pens where you would click
it and then the ladies bikini would come off.

Speaker 15 (01:07:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Yeah, I remember that. The one I always wanted when
I was a kid because all the teachers had him.
They had that pen that had the different colors that
you could select. Have like a white cat just like
push down the color that you wanted, pretty high tack.
You had like a blue shaft to it, like a
light blue, you know, in the white top. Yeah. Man, uh,
here's one says. I have a collection of movie stubs,
been collecting since I was a kid. But I'm super

(01:07:54):
bummed out that they don't do the stubs anymore. I
was thinking of the same thing as people used to
collect all the concerts and they would have big fat
stacks of it. More they put them in a big frame,
like so it be like all the shows that you
went to, you know, this year. Yeah, you know, and
they have them all there. I used to have like
for different like sporting events and things I would go to,

(01:08:14):
but now it's all just.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Through the ad on your phone and then.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Later, I know, sometimes a ticketmaster they'll send you an
email says, would you like a It's like a basically
a print out of what would be a ticket stuff,
but it's.

Speaker 10 (01:08:27):
Not the same and you have to pay for it,
which I have done.

Speaker 11 (01:08:30):
The souvenir ticket, yeah, because when that first started happening.
It was upsetting to me, and I still wanted the
ticket because I collected mine and I still have them.

Speaker 10 (01:08:37):
I use them as bookmarks.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
I forget.

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
I kept all of our passes from like all I do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Okay, that's something I have somewhere. I have a ton
of lanyards from like all the backstage stuff or whatever,
from all the different things that that we do. You're right,
I have a ton there. They're all in the They're
hanging off the doorknob of my closet. Yeah, I have.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
An idea for them. I want to get what's it
called when you have the clear code on a table?
A boxy kind of yeah, black, like my garage or something.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Yeah, you know, let's see this. One says. I collect pigs,
stuffed animals, calendars of pigs on it, ceramic pigs, anything
with a pig. That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Once people get on a kick on one animal, they
go all out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Is When I was a baby, I got really sick.
I was in the hospital for a while, and my
dad went and bought me a stuffed pig from the
gift shop. And ever since, pigs have been my favorite.
I have two piggy tattoos swet. This one says, I
collect one twenty fourth scale die cast adult collectibles. I
have two hundred and nineteen different Jeff Gordon die cast

(01:09:37):
cars and trucks. I have every paint scheme he ever
drove from nineteen ninety two to twenty fifteen. I have
over one thousand die cast in total. I know it
may not seem to be weird, but some of those
cars were over four hundred dollars. Oh my, ten or
twelve of them. A lot of them were over one
hundred bucks. Talk about being all in Yeah, right, who's

(01:10:00):
your driver? Right? All right? Thanks for the text. Everybody
appreciate it. I can handle twelve men, and one's appropriate.
Even if I'm small.

Speaker 10 (01:10:09):
I can handle a threesome count ten.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
That's how you play the dirty minds game. We know
who you are. Show all right, you guys. You can't
please people all the time. It's impossible. It's got to
be the definite definition of insanity, or you're pandering. I'm

(01:10:34):
not interested in either one, and so every once in
a while, it's good, like a good spring cleaning, or
just cleaning things up, like getting rid of all that
crap out of your car.

Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
You know, I feel so free.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
It doesn't it feel better once you get all the
garbage out. And that's what we do when we have
the show Crossroads. Everybody, yes, time to cut some dead
weight from the listener pool. So all right, So these

(01:11:10):
are people that have hit us up in one way,
shape or form, either on the Woody Show, email email
at the woodieshow dot com could be on one of
our social media platforms. A lot of times it's when
people go to the station website. It says contact us
and you can send an email to the station, which
they think is being sent to management, which it is,
but it also goes to the people who are on
the air.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
We get a good talking to you from management.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Yeah every oh wait a minute, oh wait, they really
never hit okay, yeah, I don't even think they're paying
attention to their own stations. Yep. Half the time. I
mean there's like one person that's running four stations. Like
you know, it used to be where there was one
program director for each station. They would listen to everything, right,
and now it's like a one person for five stations.
Should be fun, that's all right. So on those it's

(01:11:55):
always one of those you who do request and reply
and so they think that they're narking us out. But
here we go. This is a one from the station feedback.
It's from Faith subject to Woody Show supervisor. They do
not reply. Request to reply is that I would like
you to know that you have a major problem with
your morning show and that problem is Sea Bass. What

(01:12:18):
I like to show as a whole. But the the
rest of the cast is great. I'm loving the addition
of Gina Grebb, but Sea Bass is such a turn
off that it's making it difficult, if not impossible, to listen.
He is the worst person I think I've ever quote met.
I could support this opinion with about a million different
examples and why Sea Bass is the worst, but I'll
start with one. Okay. During a recent conversation, Sea Bass

(01:12:41):
a misogynistic a hole called out leading the jury called
out Sidney Sweeney for not having a perfect body. Apparently
there was a photo of Sidney's ass that was not
up to par for Sea Bass, and he felt the
need to tell the whole world.

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
She felt the need to show it first.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Not only is she one of the most gorgeous girls
in the world, but it's even crazier when you see
what Sea Bass looks like while he's making these comments
doesn't matter. He says he only sleeps was eights and above.
But here's no way this man, who looks like an
elderly lesbian pe teacher with massive eyebags and man boobs,
gets anything better than the three or whatever he pays for.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
I don't say I only sleep with eights and a bobs.
I'd say I prefer to, and I would only really date.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
He's nothing more than a misogynistic creep who thinks that
women and their bodies just exist for him. But keep
lying to yourself, Sea Bass. Keep thinking that you're hot
and cool enough to even breathe the same air as
someone like Sydney Sweeney, and take comfort in knowing that
all the other women who hear you on the air
hate your guts. By the way, I'm at least an eight,

(01:13:46):
by the way, and I wouldn't sleep with you if
you were the last man on earth. From the last
girl that says she was an eight, that is, that's
from faith. You've lost faith for us, thanks a lot
of Sea Bass. Yeah, she's a good right, he likes
the rest of us. Don't go I'm gonna about it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
No, I'm not gonna like Kate for sea Bath, but
if you're gonna make sigments like that, you got to
follow it up.

Speaker 7 (01:14:10):
It's gotta have evidence there, Kate, if you're gonna if
you're gonna claim you're an eight in the bus, I'm
the king of France.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Okay, I'm the King of Friends.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
That's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
It's a Woody showed Crossroads. Another one sent to the
station feedback. It's from a Dana subject attention station manager
reply requested absolutely show two on air Manager. I was
listening to your Morning Woody Show when I heard something
that I don't think should have been mentioned on the air.
Woody the host said that one of the women on

(01:14:43):
the show had a vagina that's too wide for a catheter.
When I first heard his comment, I gasped. I thought,
surely he didn't just say what I thought he said.
Then I thought, did he mean to say that off
the air and it accidentally made it on air? You
probably I was quite confused, But then I realized that
he did mean to say that in the air, because
after that comment, Woody and the rest of the co

(01:15:05):
host doubled down and just kept joking about how a
catheter would disappear in her quote, huge vaginaandalous. What is
extra sad to me is that the woman who was
being talked about was laughing along with the others. So
it just wasn't the men in the room, but the
other women on the show as well.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
They have a sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
The wine vagina jokes were so irritating to me that
I ended up switching the radio station Later that night.
I had a realization, and I suggest that you advise
your host to google hip hop violation in the workplace.

Speaker 7 (01:15:35):
Well, you're not a doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Right, It is illegal for them or anyone to share
your personal health information, especially on the air, for the
whole world to hear. Yeah, because I know whose vagina's wi.

Speaker 10 (01:15:47):
You tell everyone how wider vagina?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Yeah, he's got the measurement. Yes, I had that information. Okay, Anyway,
I can't speak for everyone, but I'm guessing I'm not
the only person who has stopped listening and is looking
for a program that is more welcoming to women. That
is from Dana lost Dana great Dana, damn it between
you see that and now me.

Speaker 9 (01:16:10):
With Dana.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Yeah data and her wife vagina, Yeah, wide vagina really
hit home with this, Dana.

Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
I'm glad I guess that we had super hot supermodel
listeners so for at least a little while.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Menut Yeah, yeah, more.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Those are usually the ones that complain the most Woodi
Show crossroads.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
This one another one sent to station feedback. Some lot
of people try to nark us out. This is from
Brook subject issue with the Woodi Show. Reply requested, Yes,
the Woodie Show is the reason for my email today.
I'm writing in to let your station directors know before
it's too late and you lose all of your listeners.

(01:16:56):
I'm a licensed therapist. There we go, and I've been
successful in my field for over fifteen years. I take
comfort in knowing that every day I get to help
people make choices that help them become better versions of themselves,
something the Woody Show cannot claim that it does. It's true,
if we're being honest, I never really enjoyed the show.

(01:17:16):
There have been quote moments, but for the most part,
it just seems to be a bunch of airheaded boys
and girls spewing their opinions on things. Well, you know,
hence a show where we disgusting anyway. For a specific example,
I offer up a recent show where one of the
cast members Sebastian again, what's complaining about how therapy is

(01:17:36):
quote ruining the world? Yeah. Then another one of the
airhead's menace is that his real name totally chimed in
and referred to therapy as quote the pacification of the world.
It contribute to, I said America by the sounds of it.
As a professional therapist, I can tell you confidently that
neither of these idiots has ever gone to therapy. And

(01:17:59):
by the eight and in their rantings, it's clear you
should pay me that they need.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
To come to me for the rest of your life.

Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Not only were they making fun of therapists and people
who use them, but they also berated the other people
in the room when they said that they had been therapy.

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
They sure did.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
It made me so mad that tears filled my eyes.
They have emotionally.

Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
Unstable what this is, how this happened?

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
In touch with their feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
These men are the exact reason why we have things
like mass shootings and hate crimes against the lgbt Q
plus community.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
So we're gonna throw everything in the kitchen sink.

Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
And use her point. The rise of hate crimes coincided,
and mass shootings especially coincided exactly with the rise of therapy. Weirdterusting.

Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
Look that up on Time magazine.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
There's a saying around the therapy industry that only hurt people.
Hurt people. And I can promise you that Sebastian and
Menace are hurt men who are hurting your ratings.

Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
What we're trying to help people not go to therapy.
We're saving you money and the stress.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
I will never listen to your morning show again. And
I'm sure there are other therapists out there who feel
the same. Get these men to go to therapy or
get them off your show.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Basic response every every single time therapy comes up, you
just need to go to therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
That's from Brooke. I mean, you don't get it. I
mean they probably they probably have a point somewhere in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we lost Brooke Broma.

Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
Don't worry everybody, You got plenty of people to scam.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
It's almost like every time you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
Criticize a cult, they say, well, the reason you don't
know that, you don't you criticize us is because you
are in the cult, joined the cult.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Weird oh strange, all right here I'll give you one more.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
And we also said that it's not everybody that doesn't
need there the vast majority.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Yeah what he showed Crossroads. This one sent to our
email the show email email at the woodieshow dot com
from Brian, who spells it with the Y subject lost
another listener dot if you care. He says, I'm going
to make this quick because I don't believe in wasting
my time on lost causes, and your show has become

(01:20:12):
the definition of a lost cause. No, I've listened to
the show on and off for the past couple of years,
and I've decided that I've wasted enough of my time
listening to this crap. Your show sucks. Not only is
it not funny, it's not engaging. It's not thought provoking
or even entertaining. In the slightest.

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
Provoking this email.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
The final struggle was one Friday morning during the Fail Stories,
which is what you should call your entire show. Yeah
got me, Greg, Thanks a lot. Greg made a comment
mocking a child who was accidentally served alcohol, and at
one point he even pretended to be the kid and said,

(01:20:50):
young Mommy, I love alcohol. Now I'm hooked for life.

Speaker 6 (01:20:54):
Well, to be fair, That was Greg recounting his child
of myself.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Is that really something that a grown man should be
joking about on the radio? Do you forget the children
listen to the radio as well. It's not funny to
glorify underage drinking. That's just despicable. Thank god, thank god
that Greg is gay and can't have children. Thank you
definitely raised alcoholic. Let me finish, he would definitely raise

(01:21:21):
an alcoholic and ruin a child's life.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Yeah, thank god that gay people can't get married and
or have kids.

Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:26):
Oh wait, hey Greg, are you gay?

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
Are you normal?

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah? I'm gay. Well you can't have kids. You can
get kids, yeah you can. You can procure yeah you could.
You could acquire them. I could make one.

Speaker 10 (01:21:39):
Yeah, he just needs an egg exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Yeah, he can get eggs, that's true. You could father one. Yeah,
you could have Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
That reminds me of what Sammy said the other night.
I remember we were like, oh, is he gay? No,
he's married.

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:21:54):
I meant to say to a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yeah, you just left the key factor up. Bride says.
I pray for the child and family who had to
experience this terrible event, and I pray even harder the
powers to be see this email, and at the very
least Greg has shown the way to the unemployment line
that would drive me to drink more. That's that's from Brian.
You guys lost his Brian.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
I know y have a drink, Brian cat cheer.

Speaker 6 (01:22:22):
I mean having a wire name is pretty good. Yeah,
how came with your parents?

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
He couldn't have gay parents because gays can't have kids.
Can acquire them if you can acquire them, Yeah, by
them there you want to show crossroads. Everybody says I'm
taking a big dump, did you? If you don't much
better job, we're gonna take this is.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Well, this is a very exciting day because tonight is
the series premiere of the Golden Bachelors. We already had
a Golden Bachelor and they're broken up, right, Well, they
always skip road, so that's probably a safe fit. Yeah,
but I thought there was something where they didn't. It

(01:23:10):
didn't work out anyway, Gary whatever his name was, Yeah,
the gear bear. And now the woman who's the Golden Bachelorette,
she was on the Golden Bachelor, So now she's the
one who's got to go through all these like old
balls always.

Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
Pluck one out. Of the chorus and make.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Yeah one right, yeah exactly. And so today you're on
the show though, because every time we do like a
bachelor bacherette, we always have a bachelor bacherette. But it's
all golden, golden folks, the gray hairs, the blue hairs,
whatever you want to call them. And Sea Bass is
on these websites because there's like these old ladies who
do webcam stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
It's tough for me to go out on the street
Gena and find single sixty two year olds who want
to get it, who wanted to be but it's easier
to do that online. Sure, when they're behind a webcam
and they're sultry and you're very polite. I'm super polite, so.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
It's very nice. He's not like trolling them or anything.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
So the way it works is they're on camera and
I can only type through a text. I can't talk
to them normally, so they'll you'll see the little message.
And I can also donate money to them, so you'll
watch tips. What you'll hear, Gina, you'll hear like coins,
which it's called a coins just means a dollar, and
you'll hear me having a conversation with them and then
them responding to me in real life.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
So this is way more interesting than the Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 7 (01:24:31):
I'm just trying to get to know these ladies. One
thing to keep in mind. One thing to keep in
mind is a lot of these ladies have this new
fangled system where every time I give them money, tips, coins,
their personal vibrating device will activate.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Yeah, it triggers their device.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
So you might wonder why they're reacting in such a
strong way to a dollar. So I went on and
I found this lady Marcy. She was in jolly old England,
ye old England, and I just I think I surprised
her and woke her up something like that.

Speaker 19 (01:24:59):
All right, see it?

Speaker 15 (01:25:00):
Hello?

Speaker 19 (01:25:01):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (01:25:03):
Love?

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:25:11):
But who you got me?

Speaker 6 (01:25:12):
Good days?

Speaker 15 (01:25:12):
Arrest?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Just oh my god?

Speaker 9 (01:25:16):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
How about that for a wake up call?

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
Yeah you Sebastian. Hello, dude making a rain out the gate?

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
That's because a lot of guys, because these are all
public public chat roots. Any guy can go in there
and say, hey, yeah, and that's what these ladies are
dealing with. They're dealing with gods.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Well like you like here, he comes in like really
sweet and with a with a tip.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Oh but who you got me? Good days arrest?

Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
So yeah, it helps to come out the gate with
some cash. That way they know you're SI, what are
we talking. That's just a dollar between one of the
usually tip one three or five dollars and a little
quick buttons right there.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
My killer with five bucks to do that on the
internet just for a dollar. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
By the way, they only get like a third of
this one. Wow. So she walks into her kitchen, which
is by the way, in the process of repainting Gregs
walking with her lap walking around with and it just
so happened that she's gonna make some food. So it's
dinner time there. So she pulls out of the fridge
a like one of those sous v packs like the
tree compard, and these are burnt ends with barbecue sauce.

(01:26:24):
So I mean, I liked, So she's I'm surprised they
have those in ye old England. You think barbecue wouldn't
be huge over there, but you know, it's the big
world these days. So here we are with Mary or Marci,
just gonna cook some burn.

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
Ends that brilliant, so you cannot wait.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
So her device goes into the kitchen into her right, carry.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
Her laptop with her. The laptop.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
Yeah, it's it's bluetoothed into the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Laptop or like vibrating panting. So like what does she does?
She have hands to prepare marble.

Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
So it's it's basically a mini it's like a mini
egg essentially, and it's got a little tail that so
it doesn't get lost. Okay, it's like a little pink
silicone egg. And they'll show you the tails.

Speaker 19 (01:27:21):
And then I'm going to put in the drive right
to crunch them up a little bit, because then you've
got barbecue salces to put over them. It's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
She's she's never gonna get to eat. Man.

Speaker 8 (01:27:39):
They just go about their day.

Speaker 7 (01:27:41):
They're not like there's a lot of yeah, this is this,
we're getting a treat. Typically, their their quote set is
just their bed. And you see a bed and they've
got some lights and then some vibrators and buildos and stuff.
Rarely do you get to walk through someone's house as
we are now watching them microwaves a special tree and
she and there's the thing a little bit of a vocabulary.
I never like, I've got British kids. I never heard

(01:28:03):
the term dry friar, which I guess is air fryar.
So she microwaves the burnt ends, it throws them in
the dry friar to crisp them up, then tosses. She's
a real gormandy, this this Marsie. So she gets to
cook in the burn ends and says, oh, they smell nice.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
God, I smell really good.

Speaker 7 (01:28:21):
Oh oh, I smell lovel.

Speaker 12 (01:28:26):
What is your favorite memory from.

Speaker 19 (01:28:34):
That was her seventies memory.

Speaker 7 (01:28:37):
Oh, that's so cool because you know, these are old people,
so I want to talk about old things.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
Yeah, sure, what that's your favorite memory from the fab
And that's that's so cute.

Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
This is kind of a sort of like your memories,
greg Is, She said her mom. So when it was
time for dinner, her mom would send little little baby,
little girl Marci to the pub to go collect her
father for dinner. So British, it's so cute. Yeah, that's
the door. She's cutting food. The whole time she's in
like like a nighty lingerie. She's rubbing her you know things.

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This is what you show eight Golden Bachelorette. So she's
got a great memory from the seventies. Let's keep talking
and find out like pop culture other things she remembers
from her childhood.

Speaker 19 (01:29:17):
Oh, Bay City Rollers, Sebastian Bay City rollers. City rollers
from sevdn't have many.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
I've just recalled where I.

Speaker 19 (01:29:30):
Used to live after school with my mates. My mum
give us two pence and we'd go over to the
chip shop and by they don't say it. Now you
know the bits you get off the butter batter bits
and we used to get a bag a bout of

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bits with a pickled down and it was two.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
You can get some bits that sounds like a tail
from the eighteen seventies tickle butter.

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
Bitstter bits, Yeah, a bit bits?

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Can anyone tell?

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Can you tell?

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
Is this dialect of her accent like a trashy one?
But I believe it is because she's really dropping the
tea's hard Okay, bits and I found butter toffee. I
can't find what a butter Long John Silver yatter because
she went to a chip shop, right, I got the
fried pick Okay, this is all, but I thought.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
Chip shops chips would be French fries, right.

Speaker 7 (01:30:36):
Also that's what happens in Long John Silver.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Yeah, corn like batter pieces that the little brackles.

Speaker 7 (01:30:47):
Greg's points. She's telling me this cute childhood story while
she's okay, Well she brought a note. I know that
not everyone knows who the Bay City Rollers are to you, Well,
that's exactly had there like a pop sort of boy group,
girl group back in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Here is their biggest song it Yeah, I remember being

(01:31:38):
that satisfying. Oh yeah, it's It's Woody Show. A golden bachelorett.
We're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back. We
still have another bachelorette to meet. Yes, ma'am very exciting.
That is next hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (01:31:58):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I have a wide selection of cabernets
to choose from.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Yeah, the Woody Show. That'll always be a classic. We'll
get him in studio someday. All right, So a golden
bachelorette on ABC. We have a golden bachelorette here on
The Woody Show, which you heard before the break, Sea
Bass chatted up with with Marcie Living Old time. Yeah,
making barbecue, talking about you know, basity rollers and she

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must have made I mean, I don't know about what
ten bucks just in that conversation at least.

Speaker 7 (01:32:43):
Yeah, that's worth her time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Do you just put your credit card and then it
just takes it from that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Yeah, and it goes nuts on a chuck with cheese,
you like, power up your player's card.

Speaker 6 (01:32:53):
What this statement looked like? What's the show up about?

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
That's a good question.

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
I think it's guilf dot com double check.

Speaker 6 (01:32:59):
You gotta call your credit card company.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Yeah, well, we still have one more nice old lady
to meet here for wood you show a golden batch
the rest.

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
Yeah, let's talk to Cammy. See what she's up to
this old last All right, thank.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
You, Sevesti.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
How are you.

Speaker 12 (01:33:19):
Today?

Speaker 7 (01:33:21):
Just taking my mom to a doctor's appointment, Sebastian.

Speaker 14 (01:33:26):
She lives with me, so I take her to her doctors.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Talk about talking your mom to the doctor.

Speaker 7 (01:33:36):
So she's in the next room, her really elderly mother,
because she's.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
Already wouldn't it behoove them to just lie a little
bit like what are you up to today?

Speaker 9 (01:33:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
I was thinking about you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
I'm going to go to pilates and yoga. I'm gonna
have a threesome.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Right, I'll go getting wax and then I'm getting going
to the doctor.

Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
Make it we're microwaving barbecue, sitting a Gordon move but
because I care, Because again I'm not this some creep
on the air, A nice guy. I'm gonna let's talk
more about your mom and or doctor's appointments. She has
an eye appointment today because she had cataract surgery, So.

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
Checking her out to make sure it's okay. Do your
mother do shows?

Speaker 7 (01:34:21):
No, mom doesn't do cam shows.

Speaker 6 (01:34:25):
She would probably love it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:35):
God, my mom's got a big wreck.

Speaker 6 (01:34:39):
Like a teacher how to work the computer. She can't
see it because the cataract.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
Oh my god, Like lady, lie a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Yeah, where's your creativity?

Speaker 7 (01:34:51):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
I just you a little some of the imagination.

Speaker 7 (01:34:55):
Greg you just did off the top of your head.
I'm just you know, I'm just a nympho ye about.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
You all day.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
Myself?

Speaker 7 (01:35:03):
All right, this is this is Cammy again. She knows
something about the seventies. She's a golden Bachelorettes. So let's
talk about that.

Speaker 15 (01:35:10):
Well, it is your fa.

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
Probably the innocence of what things were like back then
compared to now, the fact that all the kids were respectful,
they didn't talk back.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
There's a lot of things about that time. It was
way better. I sound like an old geezer.

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
Okay, she's not.

Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
Even a good actress with dad and she has emphysema.

Speaker 8 (01:35:41):
I don't understand how she doesn't see the irony of
saying things were more innocent back then.

Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
Well, she's doing a cam show. It's not like she's
not she's not serving, you know, kids down at the orphan.
She's participating in the lack of nidence exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Yeah. But Marcie, I think was way more convincing because
you could tell that she was getting knocked to her feet.

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
Almost hello, hello love. It was like way better the
pleasure of the gut. Yeah, you're my used proper, Oh yeah,
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Well, there you go. That is what we show a
Golden Bachelorette. Everybody ice work.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
So a Golden Bachelorette season moves forward, So will we
with the future rounds. We're gonna think you got a
quick break, We got some more show coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Hang on, So what do you go return