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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of physion.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion is advised. The Woody Show. Ili, this
is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Hey, good morning, everybody, morning wood Today is Friday, Yes, Friday.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
It is December the twentieth, twenty twenty four. We are
the Woody Show. Thanks for being here giving us some
of your valuable time.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm this morning. My name's Woody. That's Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
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Coming up for you on the show today, we'll do
your fail stories of course, also the d u IQ.
We got a round of radio charades schradio that We're
gonna do that. Plus Gina grad another big blonde moment
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to share with us some sexy time function even though
she's not a blonde, very clearly a brunette. I got
some weird crime news. Police in Florida. They were called
out to a Walgreens. It was three o'clock in the
morning because the burglar alarm goes off and when they
get there, they could see that there was this guy
in there walking around and after they looked at the
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security cameras, he went into the store's bathroom about nine
forty the night before. It was like twenty minutes before
they closed, and then he stayed in there for five hours.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Okay, long play.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Three o'clock rolls around, he comes out. He went and
got into the food. He ate some tostitos, spinach dip, yeah,
some chips, some reeses, and Garadelli chocolates. He drank doctor Pepper,
grabbed himself a pack of new Ports hell yeah. And
all that moving around is what set the alarm off.
So he was arrested. No stranger to the law. In
case you're wondering, he's got a pretty solid rap sheet
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with the convictions of larceny and petty theft on there.
But when the officers questioned him in this case, all
he would say was that he just came in to
use the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He sure just stayed. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, for a really long time, that's kind of been
a fantasy of mine. My whole life is to have
an entire store all to myself. I think that would
be so much fun.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Target, Yes, ye had to do something along these lines,
make yeah, and then it's super cool. Just happen and
you can ride bikes in there.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
It's what he showed. Weird crime, Weird crime. Next up
the story, cops in northern California. They pulled a guy
over driving with no headlights and his super sweet gold
Toyota Camery and when the officer walked up to the car,
the dude was quote sweating profusely. He was wearing a
Jason you know from Friday the thirteenth, a Jason Maask
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and in the back seat he had an unregistered AR fifteen.
Oh so clearly a guy not to worry about.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
YEA.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Not sure what he was up to, certainly nothing good.
But he was arrested and taken to jail.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Weird crme.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
You ever see a car at night without headlights on
and you think, how do you not notice this?
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Right, yeah, And I think I know how how when
you have when you have like the automatic lights or
daytime running like, you don't think about it because how
often do you turn off?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If you have a newer car right now, often are
you turning on and off? You're never ever, right, So
if they were off, I think I would notice that.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
But what I'm saying, if if it's out of auto,
you're still going to have the lights that are on
all the time, like the daytime running lights, and your
dash is still lit up, you know, and so you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Know, you don't even really It's what I'm saying. Don't
you realize that the road in front of you was dark? Yeah,
sometimes there's enough street light where you notice, yes, yeah,
but I always that people are just in a fog.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I always, uh, you know, drive up kind of close
and do the flashy thing and I try to pull
up next to him go like you're right, And I
know people are going to sext in like dude, the
gang initiation. Okay, well I've done that a billion times yet, Yeah,
and usually I get a thumbs.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Like, oh thank you, and they turn their lights on.
I'm an idiot.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Some weird crime you might have seen something about this guy.
Seventy two year old guy in Florida. He got arrested
for shooting a Walmart delivery drone to the sky because
he thought it was spying on him. His name is
Dennis Wynn. Along with his lawyer here, he is defending
his actions.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I fired one round at it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Now they say I hit it, so I must be
a good shot.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Mister Wynn was defending his property. He felt that this
drone was invading his private property. He is a homeowner. Okay,
So the problem is society is not classic enough for
this drone stuff to happen, and Greg wants to happen
so bad.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I've never seen it. You hear about it, delivery robots
and delivery drones.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Where society is not We're just not ready for it.
You're not because we're going to do this crap all
the time.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
But who doesn't love like an old school Clint East
would get off my lawn, get out in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
He's a good shot. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
If you're a privacy freak, yeah, it's not you're not
going to people are flying drones all over the place,
so you're going to think that everything's trying to be
people Now, are that you're always on camera?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
If you're out in public, you are on camera. But
I'm not proper. Do you want to drown landing pad
in my backyard? Be awesome? Weird crime.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Weird crime guy in Florida again arrested taking the jail
after stealing a bag with forty dollars inside from a
twelve year old boy who is selling snacks to raise money.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, you're a demon. According to the police, the a
hole in question, this loser named Michael Hughes, He took
the money out of the bag, He tossed the bag
and then threw a rock at the twelve year old
to the future, Yeah, here is a here's a little clip.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Is the kid talking about it on the local news
and he just knows.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I looked up and I just start I just start running.
I think he just needed the money real bad. But
that's not how you earned money. Yeah, right, this kid's
out there. How do you like when you're that person
that steals out forty dollars? What are you're going to
bed at night and not think I'm a human piece
of garbage?
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Losing?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Right, and you look in the mirror, you know what
about the people you see it every year now when
it's Girl Girl Scout cookie season, people rolling the Girl Scouts.
Oh yeah, you know, taking their cookie money and stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I would love to talk to somebody that did that
and ask them just that minute.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, like, how do you live with yourself on a
taily base? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
You get away with us, say a couple hundred bucks
from the Girl Scouts, and you buy something with it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Are you proud of that item? Are you happy with that?
Are you happy with yourself?
Speaker 9 (07:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Are you thinking about that as you're injecting what you
just bought into your veins? Question? You know? Weird crime,
weird crime. Scrap metal thieves.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
They stall eleven plaques from a sidewalk near Los Angeles
that were to honor teachers who went above and beyond.
Wow the plaques they are worth around forty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, plaques. That's that's government pricing right there. Made of gold.
I hey, so diamond letters. The city of La wants
us to install some plaques. You want to go out
there and give them a bid? Sure? Hey, so, yeah,
we want these eleven plaques. Can you give us a bid?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Let's seek Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I can do you solve this would normally be fifty thousand,
but I can do it for forty four.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Those plaques costs for employee of the month here, Oh,
they're like thirty five dollars, yeah, thirty and that's the
and that's to have it customized. Yeah. Oh that's right. Now,
let's try to sell them to the city. Oh no, well,
I can't do the math. What's what's forty four?
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
This should be easy for forty four divided by eleven? Yeah? Four?
What's our game? So it's four grandy Yeah, four, that's
what I'm saying. This should be the easy math. But
we're DJs, know, so.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
We do thirty five times eleven. Yeah, so we'll make
them eleven times more. We're in the wrong business, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I know. We should be in the plaque business.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
No, no doubt, no doubt. All right, there's your weird
crime news. It is Friday morning, it is the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. If you want to
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Speaker 10 (09:17):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
No one knows what it means, but it's per focket.
People going going.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I'm still in disbelief about what we learned over this
last commercial break. Gina Grad has this new obsession with
air tags.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, I got a ton of them.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
She got to them, put them on everything, And then
she held up her phone, her iPhone, and she has
an air tag attached to it, kind of like what
do you call those things? In the fact that you used.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
To hold the phone with it the pop socket and
pop socket, she's got one stuck to her phone.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
I go, why do you have an air tag attached
to your phone?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Your phone is already an air.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Tag, right, it's you can already find my phone and
my laptop, by the way, find my lap.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Is that an Apple? Yeah, same double, same thing. You
don't need that on there. I know you. Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I didn't know what to do with them. I just
started putting them on everything.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Put them in luggage, put them in your purse.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Yeah, okay, thanks for telling me.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
My god, where else do you have on the Apple
MacBook she's got? Oh god, I.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Put it over the little that's even I wouldn't do that.
This this sounds like something. And if I would have
guessed like it all right, who in this room exactly
did this? My guests would have been Greg. I cannot
wait to tell Menace. I cannot wait to tell my wife. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
I thought I was being so cautious and responsible.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
To put one on your car? Should I did you put.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
One in your suitcase or your purse, your kid's backpack
or but the two.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Things you don't need them for? All these things that
you could really use it for. But like the two
things that, oh.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
My god, yeah, these are those the only things you
put them on.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Well, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Okay, I just put them on my keys, But.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
They sell sport, they sell key chains that will hold
out one of Okay, they saw that, and.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I didn't know what to do with the other ones.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
I was gonna stick on my husband's phone.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
God, oh that's so funny. I am like sweating right now.
I feel so stupid.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
My texted came in and said, hey, I love Gina,
She's a great fit for the show. I love all
of you actually, and then on the very next text
eight one eight says Gina is this is the uh
sploge dumpster of radio.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
And if you can believe it, I've been called much worse.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
If you're considering having her join the show, just promote
from within. Morgan would be such a better option.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Morgan is fantastic. Now here's the other thing that came
in before.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I just shared this info about this whole air tag
thing double tags.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Wow, yeah, now really hate me? That's uh, that's curious.
I like to learn though. Yeah, well now you know, yeah, yeah,
now you know. Even Greg new that's so bad, so bad.
It's the wood Show and we are into another exciting
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hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
It's the end of another week. It's a Friday morning. Yeah,
my name is Woody. That is Greg Gory Menace is here.
What we've got Sammy morning? Gina grad is here.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Hey, ce Mass who is out on ament on assignment.
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
He's a contestant in some TV game show kind of thing,
like a challenge show, and uh, we can't give any
other details on that. He doesn't have a cell phone,
he doesn't have the internet, so thank you for being here.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Phones are out. But eight seven seven.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Forty four Woody hit us up with the text check
in over to two to nine eighty seven. Got some
sexy news to start the hour. There's a forty seven
year old middle school guidance counselor in Connecticut who was
busted sending nudes and giving lap dances end quote, engaging
another sexual acts with a thirteen year old male student
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in her office.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Here's the picture, because I know you're curs always.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
I mean, okay, has a She looks like a seventies
actress or something.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Yeah, kind of like a maybe what's Jedd Apatow's wife?
Oh yeah, yeah, kind of Leslie manish.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, a little bit not manish, No, Leslie manage, but
kind of looks like Leslie man right exactly. Yeah, not terrible.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
She got caught when her friend asked to borrow her phone.
The friend saw the sexy messages and money transactions between
her and the kid. Oh no, she is or was,
I don't know, married and a mother of three. Oh no,
she resigned from the school before they even had a
chance to fire her. Now she's under house arrest and
she's banned from having unsupervised contact with miners.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
How mortified, kiamily I know.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Meanwhile, a man in Florida was arrested after exposing himself
to women in a Walmart parking lot. His name is
Trinelle Webster and during the first incident, a woman was
sitting in her car waiting for a family member who
was inside, and his super sweet blue Toyota Corolla pulled
up next to her. She glanced over and saw him
with his hog out in one hand and he was
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holding his cell phone on the other hand. And then
a couple days later, there was a mom and a
daughter sitting in their car again in the Walmart parking
lot waiting for somebody, when Trenelle rolled up in that
same super sweet blue Toyota Corolla and just like the
first time, penis in one hand.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Cell phone in the other. Wow.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
And when he was caught, they asked him, inn, what
are you doing, and he told them that when he's
driving home from work. He sometimes quote decompresses by driving
around the Walmart parking lot before he goes home, because.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You know that's how Yeah, that friend's got their system.
I can't wait till you get home. I don't know
if you have the details of this. Is he using
the cell phone to record people's reactions or is he born?
Not sure? I know because I told you that one time.
It was like, I don't know, maybe five thirty am
in the morning. I was out by a grocery store.
No one was there. It was a lone car, a
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bunch of fog, and some guys holding up like a
wall sized photo joeing the middle in the middle of
the parking lot, but outside of his car, in his car,
in his car, he went, he went full analogue not
digital right now? Great, tiny that guy. I'm not calling
the cops on No, I wouldn't kill the cops on
that morning.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I wait, Yeah, he's in his car and you know what,
no other cars around. That was all for him. That
wasn't that he wasn't trying to get anybody else's attention.
He just knocked on one out in the car.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Right and for all we know, he's a person experiencing homelessness.
Yeah right, you know, you never know.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Anyway, this guy was booked at the County Jail charge
with exposure of sexual organs.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Never have I ever seen a flasher or a public
dream really either. Never.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
I saw one last year, and they really when when
they're not holding their cell phone.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
They stare you down.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Really Oh yeah, like that's more for them, Like everybody
look at this.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Did you just happen to see it? Or did he
do it because he saw you? Like another word, it's
like it's quite quite the compliment.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
No, because like there's some people who are just doing
it and you happen to see it. There's another one
who like they.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Get your attention and then they want the reaction.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
I think, well, this dude had already started before I
walked by, So I think this was more of like
a exhibitionists.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You just happened to run into it. Yeah, I got
real lucky. What was the setting? Like a park?
Speaker 8 (16:46):
It was a very industrial part of Los Angeles and uh,
it's probably where something like that would happen.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, huh interesting, Thank you? Did you call anybody? Uh?
Did you report it? Was? I supposed to? Well, I
don't know. I mean, I was just like, well, that
was weird. Would you have called the cops? Sammy?
Speaker 12 (17:05):
No, you know what, because I've seen this as well,
and it was kind of a park ish area and
it was a homeless person who was clearly like it
was his bedroom or something like, not even thinking that
anyone was around and laying down and everybody was just
walking by him. Because what do you do the way.
Speaker 11 (17:25):
They're carrying on with theirs, like, I don't know, I mean, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
It's like a drum circle or a hacky sack circle
breaks out jumping.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah, call the cops. If it's directed at you,
definitely call the cops on that one. But if you
have a a joe Er not I wouldn't, and they're
not by a school.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Have you seen or can you Have you ever even
heard a news story of a woman doing this in public?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I think we know that'd be rad though. Haven't we
had stories like that? No, we've had people like having sex. No,
I've seen.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
But I told you it doesn't matter like how gross
somebody is, if their boobs are out, every guy will
at least look. You know, you might not like what
you see, right, but you're gonna look he'll go I
wouldn't even look. Yes you would, yeah alive, of course
you would. Some other sexy time fun facts. A new
survey of two thousand sexually active adults found that two
and five single people are looking for a vacation hookup.
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Twenty six percent of people say they want this hook
up to go down while they're on vacation, Forty two
percent said they've hooked up with somebody they've met on vacation,
and two and three are interested in exploring new sexual
experiences while they're on vacation, like trying out new positions.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
All right, why not? You're using sex toys?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Sure, sure, and men is spicing things up with some lingerie.
Oh stupid, A waste of time and money.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
So wait, you said two and five single people, like,
wouldn't it be one hundred percent of like five on
five looking the hook up on vacation. Yeah. I don't
know if people go on vacation looking the hook up,
do they? I mean, if you're like, no, matter what
you're I don't know where you're you're at.
Speaker 12 (19:08):
I mean I hear, I hear what you're saying, But
I don't think that's the purpose of the vacation.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Well no, I mean that's not the only reason, but
I would I'm with menace. You would think that number
would be five out of five would hope to act.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
But this to me read like they're actively trying to.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
Vacation, like a spring break scenario. We're hooking up strip.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
And sometimes they're really obvious about it. I don't know
if you've ever been on a cruise, but I've heard
tell that you put a pineapple on your door and
you put it upside down. Yeah, and that's how you know,
like this is the party room.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, that's the swinger thing. Yeah. I have this shirt.
You ever heard that company untuck it? Yeah? Okay, so
I bought this like shirt. I think, oh, this is
like vacation e right, yeah. And yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
It's like a blue button down like you know, nice breathable,
kind of light fab brick.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I forget what it's what it.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Is, and uh, like a linen kind of thing like
and I wore it a couple of times, and then
I heard about this swinger thing and I'm like, wait
a minute. That shirt that I bought, it's blue, but
it has like little stencils of pineapples on it and
I'm like, man, people probably thought I was like because
I look like somebody who could be a swinger. Yeah,
like fat, you know, fat married for you know, fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I mean you give off swinger energy, right.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
I don't think I gave up swinger energy, but you know,
I mean if you you wanted to be, yeah, it's
it's it's never the hot people. It's never the people
you wanted to be on the nude beach or who
are the swingers, It's always gross people.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
Has anyone here been to like one of those parties swingers?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But yeah, year around, So you've been to a swinger party. Yeah,
it was in a warehouse many years ago.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I was invited because the only way guys could get
in was if they brought a girl with them, okay,
And so I was doing this guy a solid and
I went and I.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Just saw a friend. Not this is not somebody that
you're dating.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
This was no, god no, And he's like, you want
to see this. I was like more than anything in
the world. So I go and it's like the like
an airplane hangar, and like the front like dance room
has all these scantily clad old broads and there's like
a buffet dinner, and.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Then you those of the people that go to the
strip club for the lunch.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Only for dudes who don't bring girls, and so the
girls can go in any room they want, the guys
have to be escorted because they don't want it to
turn into like a super whatever. So I went in
all the rooms to see the vibe, and I went
upstairs and it was just full floor full of mattresses
and all these couples. And I'm just sitting there with
like a little like dress on, and everyone's waving at me,
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and I'm waving back like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
But I didn't know that was like a welt like car.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
And then I got the body painted and the guy
at the end, I went to shake his hand, and
I thought I was but his hands were above his head.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
That is not a place i'd shake hands.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
I was just trying to be friendly. He's spent on
that time body painting me.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us
up with a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We'll be right back. The show will be right back.
We love how people with food poisoning feels a shoe.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Now, chicks are always trying to be careful about giving
it up too quickly, thinking that sex on the first
date means they're you're not going to get a second date.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well prepared to have your mind.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Blown because a new study says that is not true
and finds that sex on the first date has no
effect on whether or not a guy will call you again.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I never understood that I would agree with that. I
worked at that logic. If a guy got laid on
the first date, I think you would want to come
back right, let's be at a site. That's terrible experience.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
The research found that most dates don't wind up turning
into relationships, and if two people do wind up in
a relationship, there are way more factors at work than
when you had sex for the first time. But the
bottom line, all that matters here is how much the
couple like and are attracted to each other, and that determines,
you know, how many dates they have and whether or
not the guy calls.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's not going to be I told you my least favorite.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Piece of lady logic is when they go, well, you know,
I want to wait because I really like you, So
if you didn't really like me, we'd be doing it
right now.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You know, like that sucks, that makes zero.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, it doesn't make sense, and you really like me,
now let's do this.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Now. That's a nice way of saying, she's really not
that into you exactly.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
Well, I think you're right. I think she's probably thinking, yeah,
I don't want him to, you know, hit and quit it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
So I need to wait a little while. I need
to show them I'm not a whole normally, right, But
when the time comes, that's right.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Oh yeah, My wife and I were just talking about
this the other day. There was some Lenny Kravitz video
that popped up, and I said, hey, you know, this
guy has been celibate for what was it seven years?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, a long time, Lenny Kravitz. How is that possible? Well,
because he's probably had enough for lifetime. Lifetime, I agree,
But like I would think a couple of years. You know,
whether it's seven or not, I can't remember, but it's
a long ass time.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
I mean, I think we can all agree that that's
self imposed. It's not, of course, look at those as Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Of course it is. I mean, maybe he just can't
get out of the leather pants, that's true. Maybe they're
just stuck to his skin or something.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
He works out in those maybe he can't get out
of them.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
He's busted out of them before we're on stage when
they broke in the front and he had like, uh,
I think he had like a ring on ye good
for him.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Hey, we were talking about it joined the break, this
whole Lenny Kravitz thing. And so what we did is
everybody put a number. You know, they knew they want.
A key party is like everybody puts a key and
then you draw a key out and that's the person
you end up like going home with, going home with.
It's not a key party or anything like that. Nobody's
hooking up with any anybody here, but uh, it's a
it's a number party. And there are a bunch of
(25:04):
numbers written on a piece of paper here in these
in this little cup here, this little coffee cup, and
the number on there is how long it's been since
the last time you had sex. And so I'll give
you the numbers if you want to write them down,
and then everybody can then take a look at those numbers,
and then we come back from the break, we'll find
out whose numbers who.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
All right, Well, we're guessing the number we're guessing the numbers.
All right. The first number is I thought a key
party was a cocaine party.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
No, that's everybody puts a key like to their hotel.
It was supposed to be a hotel room. Okay, that's
old that's how old time it is. Whether the keys
were on the keychain, had the room number on yeah,
yeah yeah, and then you would like some somebody would
go up with the guys were drawing and the girls
were drawing, and they draw the key, and whoever's key
that was, that's who we were going back to the room.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah. Wow. Then what is Dj Khaled saying when he
says major keelert like a key to success? Okay, that's
what it is.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
First numbers four four, yeah, so these are days? Okay,
four days.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
All right.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Next number is twelve twelve days ago, and next one
is up. There's another four, so we have two fours.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
All right, all right, twelve four? What's that? I said?
Four to twelve four four twelve four? Oh, this is
a date. So let's backtrack to March eighth.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Okay, let me get my calendar out, know how to math?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Hold outright? My god? All right, we'll figure out how
many days. That was.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Three days lucky, all right, And then we have.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Last one would be six and who does this? So
this is one?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
So this is so it's myself, Gina, Greg Menace, Sammy Morgan, Morgan, Yeah,
Morgan's in there.
Speaker 13 (27:03):
Love it all right.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
So let's uh, let's get our guesses together. If you
want to text over.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Like, who's do you think?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Let's just see out of curiosity, let's just stick with
March eighth. Who's do you think is March eighth? And
then who's do you think is three days ago? So
we'll start with the lowest number, and then obviously the
biggest one. We'll keep it to that because otherwise it is
gonna be all over the on the text. So on
the text over to two to nine eighty seven? Who
do you think the last time they had sex was
(27:33):
March eighth? And then who do you think had three
days ago? Text over to two two nine eight seven?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You know what not bad? I mean, look at us
considering active. Well, see that's not the case. That's not
the case anymore. We used to be the ugliest show
on the radio. It's not so much the case anymore.
This is way hard. Greg.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
You keep getting comments on on the social of the
video and stuff about how skinny.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You are now I wish? Yeah, and Greg' has always
been beautiful. Greg's super good looking.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Yeah, Sammy, let's come on, Okay Sammy and Morgan, are
you kidding?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah? I mean, you know, menace? What a handsome devil?
You know? Yeah? Dash so he's edible? Yeah, oh my god,
head the toe. It was a Saturday. I had to
quit GQ.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, So get your guesses in.
Who belongs to March eighth? Who belongs to three days ago?
As far as the last time they did it, Nobody
here is in. Nobody here is in uh Lenny Kravit's territory,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody Text your guests over
to two two ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
We'll be right back. Can I offer you a nice
egg in this trying time Woody show and welcome back.
Time to get some results here. If you're talking about
how Lenny Cravis has been celibate for years years, years
and years and years.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Somebody said they've been selling to says, I've been celibate
for eight years, and it's not because I'm fat or ugly.
It's because I'm busy with my career and taking care
of my children because I'm a single parent.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Okay, you can carve out one night. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah, I'm sure your parents are dying to hang out
of their granddads, right.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
You know, I'm questioning the honesty of this game. I'm
hoping because without naming names, there was somebody who really,
really really didn't want to take part in it, and
the advice to that person was, well, then just lie.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh so I'm wondering. I just hope they're honest answers. Okay, okay,
I'm rooting for honesty.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Well, let me tell you on the text, because the
numbers that we have neither days since the last time.
Two people said four which somebody on the text that
was interesting. Two of you had sex four days ago. Yeah, yeah,
I'm assuming not together.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
One would assume. Another person said twelve days, somebody said
three days, somebody said six days, and one person said
March eighth. You know how many days that's been, But
they just said March eighth.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
And we asked people in the text to text over like, uh,
who did you think had the March eighth date? And
then who do you think had the three days, so
the longest and then the shortest. All right, all right,
then according to the text, uh, as far as March goes,
it was really a toss up between me Menace and Sammy.
Oh okay me because.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You know talk about like you know, the frequency, the
kids stuff and the weird schedule and that whole thing.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Right for the three days, the favorite by far as
greg and then the follow up to that would be Morgan.
That's according to the text.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
For three three three.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
All right, we're gonna start. We're gonna start in the middle.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
All right, let's go with uh, well, how do you
want to do this? You just want to do like
each person.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Let's go around the room, each person, all right, so
give me your guesses, Gina, for you don't really know
us as long as.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
No, we know the rest of each other. But I listen,
I'm a p one, I got it, all right? So
should we start with just that? If we're in it?
What's that?
Speaker 14 (31:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
No, you'll have to you can get someone else. But
then that adds.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Don't we just give the date and everybody say the
name for that date?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
No? No, we just always throw people off. Oh okay, right, great, okay,
just lie, yes, all right.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
For the four day crew, the four day pick, I'm
going Greg and Menace.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
For the twelve days, I'm going with you Whatddie. Okay,
this is where things got a little complicated with the
with the ladies.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So let's give this a try.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Six days Morgan, March eighth, Sammy, and that leaves.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Three days me. But that's as far as I can go.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna say for the
two fours, I'll say myself and Gina.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Okay, I believe it's been.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Twelve days for Morgan. I think Greg is the three day.
I think Menace is the sixth day, and I believe
that Sammy is March eighth.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Interesting, all right, Greg, what do you got? I have
Woody with twelve days, I have Morgan with four, I
have Menace with six, Gina with a guy they say
he's got BDE You give me f s E frequent
(32:38):
sex energy. So I have I have you at three. Yeah,
I have Sammy with March.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
A, March eighth. All right, Menace, I'm going with four
days for Woody and myself. Then I'm going twelve days
for Sammy, four months for Morgan of her March, the
march the market. They went, yeah. And then Greg, of
(33:04):
course he has to be the three days. I've always
said he's a social and that I'm saying six. I
had a theory on this. I say six for Gina
because of the day of the week at lands On
that she would have more energy than anybody else in
the room. Okay, interesting, all right, detective work.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
All right, Sammy, I have for the four days, I
have Woody and Gina. I have Greg as the three days.
Speaker 12 (33:29):
I have Menace as the six days, Morgan as the
twelve in me as March eight.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
The thing is, is she telling the truth?
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Not that one? You know what I mean? Look at
that poker face. Very good? All right? So, uh who
has the four days? Raise your hand? If we got
a four day? Oh?
Speaker 15 (33:47):
Greg, and yeah, I got that woman, both of them.
I don't know you guys much busy.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah see, I put Menaces six speaker because I figured, like,
you know, that's uh, you know, he's running around a lot,
he's got all these other things, and you know, right,
he's always running out of the energy.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
As it is a lot of times it's always kind
of Greig. I'm so disappointed. Yeah, give me like four minutes.
I feel very validated. All right, Well then who who
is the three? Ah? Good for you, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Do you have do you have what you say frequent
sex energy?
Speaker 8 (34:26):
My husband might disagree, but you know, you just gotta
get you, just gotta get done, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Good for you, Good for you, all right, and with
a kid in the house too.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Yeah, impressed, very possible, impressive, very tricky.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
All right, what about the uh what about the twelve days?
Speaker 16 (34:48):
That would be me?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Twelve days? Interesting? I knew Morgan and Sammy had to
be the longest. Yeah, because single well they never say
anything out at all.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Yeah, all right, what about uh what about March eighth?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh no, the six days, six days will be mine? Yeah, okay,
oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Six days mine and then uh March eighth, that only
leaves Morgan, which yeah, dude, nobody saw.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
That, not at all, me neither.
Speaker 16 (35:24):
But yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
But also a good question on the text, how do
you remember March eighth? Like, like, why March eighth?
Speaker 13 (35:31):
Well, because it was the last time, so I just
looked up my text the last time I had seen
those persons. But yeah, I'm celibate for life now.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Actually you are, No, you're not.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
You've taken a vow.
Speaker 16 (35:42):
Why well not a vow, Gina.
Speaker 13 (35:44):
But I mean, it's been so long and like that,
Texter said, they're so busy and they have things to do,
and I don't have the energy and I just don't wow,
think I'm attractive.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
But startling. You notice so many UFC events, you would
think they would be off. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
You should do You should fill it in like an
old pool, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, yeah,
board it up and.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Just make a garden out of it. All right, Well,
there you go, Yeah, there you go. This is the
Woodie Show, Yes it is.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
And it's a Friday morning, a morning that is Greg Gory.
Good morning, We've got minace, what is there is sea beans,
Sammy is here, Gina is here, and all of a
sudden feeling feeling very nauseous.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, good morning. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
And she said she's got like cold sweats going on,
and she thinks this is her this is her analysis
of the situation. Yeah, this is the first time. Yeah,
she took a heavy one from her husband and now, yeah,
this is the first time in a long time she's
had to work five days in a row, you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So that's what you said that that was hurting. You
heard it right afterwards.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
Yeah, wow, this is the first fifth day in a
row of this schedule. Oh yeah, and I think did
you really think it never was?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
That's why I hurt day? That's what you said, right, Greg.
I mean we were right here the words. I've heard that.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
Yet I assumed there was concept.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
That might not be what you meant, but it's what
you said. It's like, Oh, I'm like a coal miner,
yeah right here, I'm a hero. No, it's like the
firefighters have nothing on me coming. This is actually helpful. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Anyway, gangs, all here, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. What he sent us a Friday check in
on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
We got the duy q coming up for you this
hour or dumbass contest and your chance to win some
stuff right now.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Time for your Friday fail stories. All right, ladies and.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Gentlemen, boys and girls, and it is time for your
Friday fan star. All these people thought we had the
perfect plan to plan that could never go wrong, But
somewhere along the line it went from being a great
idea to one big stick in megas.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You know, guys, pretty good. Good, that's damn good. Yeah yeah, Juilliard, Yeah,
not bad.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
We're gonna start with the story out of New York.
This guy, he was running from the cops. As he
tried to get away, he climbed up this, uh, this
really tall structure. But once he got up there, he
was stuck and he had to be rescued, and he
was even trying to punch the guys who were there
to rescue him.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Sure, okay, well then just stay them, yeah, or push
him off the top.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
And then anyway, once they got him on the ground,
they got him under arrest.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
They took him to fail jail sail. So there.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Here's one from El Paso, Texas, where he got this chick,
Stacy Smith, who called nine one one and said that
her small child was in a car that had just
been stolen. Now, the car was stolen, but there was
no kid. In fact, the car wasn't even Stacy's. She
was just trying to help her friend get her stolen
car back. Now, the good news is the idea of
(40:01):
work because the police, they immediately got on it. They
tracked the car down, extensive search. Bad news is Stacey
ended up in failed jail for filing a false report. Yeah, sales,
but they're like, you know, if this is the only
way I'm gonna get my car back, or you get it.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, really loved that car. Yeah, just say there's a kid. Yeah,
it's worth going to jailer. I won't need the car
for a while. That's a good friend. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
In Boston, this couple at a diner. They had some food.
They enjoyed their meal, and then did the old dining dash.
After they eight the the chick went to the bathroom.
The guy walked out, Then she started to walk out
as well, and when the employees try to stop her,
she pulls a gun. It's a cute little pink clocks like, kit,
(40:46):
is it really threatening if it's pink?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
I mean, come on, it's just anyway. She pointed it at.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
One of the employees, who easily wrestled the gun away.
The woman takes off, but police were quickly able to
identify her. Ask me how because she left her so
social Security card behind? She dropped it during the scuffle.
My question, you will still carry that?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
My question? Yeah, does anybody carry their Social Security card? No?
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Never, I have the actual social Security card, which is
kind of falling apart in Yeah.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
I think that's what you do with it. Yeah, you
can't laminate it or do anything.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
The only time I've ever needed to break it out
is if you're filling out paperwork for like a new
job or something like that, or you're applying.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I don't think I've ever needed the physical card, just
the number. Oh why did she have it?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I don't know it's acceptable forms of ID idea or whatever,
still depending depending on what it is. Well, yeah, yeah, anyway,
so she drops it. She's arrested, charged with carrying a
loaded firearm, carrying a firearm without a license, unlawful possession
of ammunition, I mean, a whole bunch of stuff. Oh,
assault and battery on an elderly person since the employee
(41:57):
was older. Oh, and she was taking to fail jail.
I didn't say what happened, if anything, of the guy
that she was with, but yes, sailed.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
That's super cool.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
And my favorite story of the week is from Virginia
where fire officials they get a call from a homeowner
who said that their oven had quote exploded, and when
they got there, they took a look and sure enough,
the oven had exploded, but the question was why. Turns
out the explosion was thanks to the gun that they
were storing in their oven. What Apparently somebody forgot about
(42:29):
the gun when they turned the oven on to heat
it up. That heated up the loaded gun five rounds
went off. At least one of those rounds shot through
the front glass. Nobody got hurt, but still officials released
a statement reminding people to quote, make sure to properly
store your firearms.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
You know, like not in the oven you want to.
Speaker 8 (42:51):
Yeah, right, that's insane.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
I haven't done that with a gun, but I've left
a pan or like a baking sheet in the oven
and forgot and then go to preheat it.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
What's that smell? Ye, the pan or the baking sheet
makes a smell.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Yeah, like if I made something and didn't feel like
washing it and I just left it in there.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I know, sounds not like me. You've done that. I have,
and then I made something using like some kind of
like pan.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
Yeah, let's say it's like a sheet like a frozen pizza.
Take it off, and I don't want to deal with
the pan right now.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
That is so unlike you g did you go to
the hospital and get chucked down anything.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
No, And I have considered pulling a menace before, not
with like nice pots and pans, but with baking sheets specifically,
because when you can't clean them, I thought, I do.
I often think I should probably just throw this away.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
I mean, they do get to a point where they
it's just a it's just a baking sheet.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
My most recent baking sheet, I don't know the brand,
but it's way stronger and firmer than my previous one.
It's not all flimsy it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, those are nice.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Cheap or because whatever, Because like there were some that
I had at one point where like you would hear
like a pop and kind of.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Twist or or whatever.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
All do that about my new one being so sturdy
and it doesn't do that twist in the oven?
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Yeah, pops and like you know kind of if you're
like putting like a tater tot on there up like
a popcorn.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I know, be better baking pan industry. Do you need
to get one? So find out baking sheet will on.
All Clad makes this really nice one. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
My stepmother works for all Clad Okay at their their
factory there in Cannesburg.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, and get your employee discount yeah, send some baking.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Yeah, I mean there are these big flat heavy it
just has like a little lip at the front, which
is cool.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Well, those are the.
Speaker 12 (44:53):
Best, yeah, yeah, rather than all the way around because
sometimes they lip when yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Sides, this just no thing just big. Yeah, it's like
a little in the front. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
It's also nice to slide cookies off of hs off
your baking cookies. Put a little a little parchment down maybe,
and that way you can just like kind of get
a counter level and just slide it right off.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I'm on the all Clad website right now. Pick someselfing
use a baking sheet and it's not really dirty? Do
you still wash it? Yes? I don't.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
You don't, So this is not a one off thing,
no regular behavior from you.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Altra lazy with baked so weird? Would I do? I would?
I would have lost that bet I do.
Speaker 12 (45:33):
Put foil okay, but you don't even just toss it
in the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Just dishwasher spoiled down. A baking sheet is a dishwasher item.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah, Greg, do you have things that just don't go
on the dishwashers for some reason? Like people have things
that just never go on a dryer.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
For some reason, it's like anything that you use on
the stove or in the oven, so pots, pans, baking sheets,
I don't put in the dishwater.
Speaker 12 (45:54):
I hand wash all that stuff hand I hand wash
pots and pans. But I'll throw a baking sheet in.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
But even even like sirrving, like the stuff you used
to like, you know, stir something on the stove, I don't.
I don't put that stuff in the dishwasher either.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
I wash that like like big, like a slotted spoon
or things like that. Tongs yea, I do put tongs
in too big, too awkward. I'd rather just wash them
and them away.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
My dishwasher has this like tiny little drawer on the top.
Oh yeah, that's so I put the tongs on that.
Yeah yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yeah, dude, ten piece set on the all Clad website
pro release nonstick bakewear. I'm digging it, dude.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
Yeah, did you see what I'm talking about? That big
flat baking sheet that just get the lip at the front.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I'm looking at the ten piece set that has like
all that stuff. Yeah. I'll put you in touch with
my step mom. She'll get you all locked in. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Hook us up and anybody from all clads listening, would
it kill you to put some air conditioning in the
production facility?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah, like everybody was dying of heat.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
There's no a c I don't maybe because of everything
that's running, but it's certainly not running enough.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, so everybody's like having heat stroke and stuff. Oh no,
but uh like sweatshop, you know, oh thank you. Yeah,
but they're.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
All fighting to make these like really great items and
stuff like come on, all right, breaking choose, Yeah, all right,
were gonna take a break. Morewoody Show d UYQ rep.
That's coming up next our dumb Ass contest. If you'd
like to play, give us a call right now, eight
seven seven forty four.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
What he is?
Speaker 2 (47:18):
The number? It's eight seven seven forty four. Whaty d
uyq is? Next?
Speaker 14 (47:24):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I have a wide selection of cabernets
to choose from.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, The Woody Show and moving things. Try along here
on a Friday morning with a dumb ass contest that
We're ready to go and play with you. Eight seven
seven forty four? What he is the number? We are
gonna play the du c Yeah, as Greg grooves out
to depeche Mode, I'm proving hard. This is a good song.
(48:02):
I want to say this came out in ninety seven.
It's no good. I think you're right.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Yeah, some are rather it was a it was a
late nineties or all right, So d u i Q.
Let's say hi to our contestants. Say hello to Matt. Hey,
good morning, Matt.
Speaker 10 (48:16):
How are morning crew?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
First time?
Speaker 13 (48:19):
Long time?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Oh thanks? How about a happy Friday to you, sir?
And what are your correct? Ninety seven? Damn im good
at that? Good?
Speaker 9 (48:25):
I would have thought that, quite honestly, that depeche Mode
stopped in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, I have no idea that they had it. They
have a new album as of last year.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
Yeah, but tell Maury look into it, check it out,
you exactly. So anyway, Matt, you're gonna play the u
i Q and Sea basket. Explaining the way the game works, please,
I hit.
Speaker 9 (48:43):
These streets to find out who's nice and drunk and
who wants to answer trivia questions, and that's the game
is you listen to a drunk person try to answer
trivia questions, and you guess whether they know the answer.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
You don't have to guess the answer the questions. That's
of course not everyone that's above him. It's a given
right if you.
Speaker 9 (48:57):
Know, if you can guess where the drunk person knows
the answer, and if you can guess that correctly, two
times out of three, you win.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
All right.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
And so, uh, we have a drunk here that we're
gonna get know a little bit first. That way you
can use that to try to gauge whether they're really
with it or really out of it, considering if they
are drunk, and then we're gonna guess also with medicine, Sammy,
they're stone cold sober sober this morning, and we'll see
how they do as well, Matt, who do we have here?
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Uh? Sea bass is a Jonathan.
Speaker 9 (49:22):
Then he's out parting with his bros and rosettes and he's, uh,
you know what, he's excited.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
He's gonna tell us all about it. All right.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
What do you guys have to drink today?
Speaker 10 (49:31):
Qq on nice Anything you give me, I'll drink it.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
I Ney thing you give me, I'll drink it.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Anyone I ever hand you a shot, you'd be like,
oh I don't want that shot.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Oh be cause I know, bitch, Maury Cory very good,
I know qu I know, bitch, bitch my my right, No, bitch.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
What's your blood alcohol concentration right now?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Point zero zero one? Bad at all?
Speaker 3 (49:56):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I'm the most sober right now across the board. No,
that dude is the dude that ends up puking at
the end of the night and or getting thrown out
of the bar. And that's got a baby fight. Yeah,
the Marine Corp taught him how to drink tequila. Yeah good,
I mean I improve of the drink of choice. Yeah,
and thank you for service. Yeah all right, Matt, thank
(50:17):
you for you drinking.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
That is that is Jonathan. Now here are the questions
that count question number one here on the d U
y Q.
Speaker 7 (50:24):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green eyed.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
What oh all right? Uh, let's see.
Speaker 9 (50:32):
And it's not a clue to say this is Shakespearean
actually in origin, but they already knew that.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Okay, do you guys need to hear the question one
more time?
Speaker 7 (50:39):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green eyed what all right?
Speaker 5 (50:43):
I'm gonna say that, uh you know what's soon?
Speaker 2 (50:48):
All right?
Speaker 5 (50:49):
No for clearly, No for Jonathan, No for no for Menace,
all right, yes for Sammy. She looks oddly confident.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
The only other guy. Are they going to get it right?
They're gonna be able to cite the play it came from.
Oh yeah, this stands out, Gregory, what do you think
I'm triple no? All right, triple no. I'm with you?
Speaker 8 (51:08):
What he he has no idea? I don't think Menace knows.
I think Sammy knows.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, all right, what do you think, Morgan?
Speaker 16 (51:14):
I can't see Sammy's face right now, but I gotta.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Go triple no, triple triple no. Now medicine, Sammy, what
do you think about Jonathan? Do you think he's going
to get it?
Speaker 17 (51:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (51:23):
No, all right, Matt, what do you think? Yes or no?
For question number one? Despite how well spoken he is,
I'm going to know no, all right, question number one?
D u i Q. We'll start with medicine. Sammy.
Speaker 7 (51:33):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Eyed what menace monster? Sammy monster monster got my face? Yeah?
All right? Are we embarrassed? Fun fact?
Speaker 9 (51:47):
Obviously most peopleople know it from Othello, but he actually
first used the line in the Merchant of Venice.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Which was way better. I kind of told you where
it came from. I heard that before, seen it, and
I've been with this source one.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Yeah, I've been to all Right, Question number one, here's
Jonathan and the d u i Q.
Speaker 7 (52:03):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Eyed what giant?
Speaker 3 (52:09):
What does giants say?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Alright, well, good news, Matt. You're on the board. You
got your first point and you got two more questions
to try to get one more point to be the
winner this week on the d u i Q. Here
we go. Question number two.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
What teams fans carry the terrible towel?
Speaker 2 (52:31):
All right? Uh, that's another one. Uh we are here. Well,
I shouldn't say.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Let's see, I'm gonna say Menace, Yes, Sammy again, looking
pretty confident, I'll say yes. Jonathan God, I want to
say yes, but I'll say no for Jonathan, Greg Gory.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
What says you no for Jonathan? No for Jonathan? Looking
at Menace, that's not confident.
Speaker 6 (52:58):
I'm gonna say yeah. I'm gonna say yes for Menace
as well. Okay, then Sammy yes, all right?
Speaker 8 (53:06):
Uh, Gina, I'm gonna do something crazy and I'm going
to sweep.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yes, I'm going to sweep. Yes. Yeah, all right, we're
still kind of new all right, yeah, Morgan, what do
you think?
Speaker 16 (53:16):
Yeah, I'm with Gina. We got to sweep yes for
this one.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
Okay, too easy? Menace and Sammy, what do you think
about our drunk friend Jonathan? Will he get it? No?
Speaker 12 (53:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (53:24):
All right, Matt? Yes or no?
Speaker 9 (53:27):
Given his intro, it sounds like he could even be
a fan of this team, so I'll say yes.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
All right, Well, because they party hard. He sounds really cool.
Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Awesome dude.
All right. Question number two for the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
What teams fans carry the terrible towel?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Menace, Steelers of Steelers Steelers. Look at these guys fire? Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 5 (53:52):
All right, Well the question is here, does Matt win
the duy Q? Does even Jonathan, our drunk can know
the answer, because if he gets it right, then our
friend Matt here is gonna be the winner. Question number
two what.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Teams fans carry the terrible towel?
Speaker 2 (54:07):
The Washington football team.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
They think they're nice, but they're not.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
They're really not.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Now what are they called? Now the Washington football team.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Oh, Americants football team because they're racist. Oh yeah, you
were close, double down, you were close.
Speaker 5 (54:24):
All right, Well, Matt, there you go, and Gina, yeah
there it goes your your confidence in a sweep. Well, Matt,
you still have one more question here in order to
win this round of the d y Q. Question number three.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
In the Bible, Moses spoke to a burning what.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
All right, No for Jonathan, yes for both, And this
is just now taking this pen cap off. I know
he's probably trying to figure out what the letters look like,
so I can run them down and.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
I'll say yes for I think medicine. Sammy sweep this week,
so I'll say no Jonathan, then yes Sammy and Menace,
Greg Gory.
Speaker 6 (55:04):
Okay, I'm gonna start with Jonathan. That's a no, Right Sammy,
I'm gonna say yes for some reason.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
I don't know why. Menas is the wild card here,
a wild card. I'm gonna say, sorry, buddy, no, no, Gina.
Speaker 8 (55:19):
Grad do I learn nothing because I'm going three yes.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Three yeses again, Yeah, all right, Morgan.
Speaker 16 (55:26):
No for Jonathan, Yes for Sammy and Menace, Yes.
Speaker 5 (55:29):
For Sammy and Menace. Okay, now medicine. Sammy, what do
you think about our drunk friend Jonathan? Will he get
this question right?
Speaker 2 (55:36):
No? No, all right, Matt, what do you think I
got on this one? Okay? Sure, this is make or break.
You're saying, no, yeah, you can't pull that regis on me.
Speaker 18 (55:47):
I'll just stick with it.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
Finally, I'm just making sure on the maker. I'm saying
the maker breaks a chance to reconsider. That's okay, all right?
Question number three here on the d u y Q.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
In the Bible, Moses spoke to a burning.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
What menace bush? Sammy, first about Bush? Yeah, that's sweet, people,
that is that is a sweep.
Speaker 5 (56:10):
Now, Matt said that our drunk Jonathan will not get
it right, and if that is the case, he will
be the winner of the d y Q.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
In the Bible, Moses spoke to a burning what Jesus
write some.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Blood a blunt alright, Jesus strength and blood? But oh blood? Okay,
I thought if one would have been better.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
All right, Well, hey, either way, Matt, congratulations, you are
the winner of this week's d u i Q.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Thank you so much, Surf for listening to the Woodie Show.
Do me a favor.
Speaker 5 (56:43):
Hang on one second, we'll get all your information. You have
yourself a great weekend. All right, all right, there's there's
Matt Our Winner on the d y Q.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Guys, great, Why am I shocked? He didn't? Well, see,
we're not shocks. But we've been doing this for a
long time.
Speaker 9 (57:02):
I think if you went back through school today, you'd
be shocked, quite literally to learn how little they're teaching kids.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
That's just what we thought was general world knowledge.
Speaker 5 (57:13):
I mean, I'm not sure they're covering the burning bush
unless they're like in some kind of like private Christian school.
Speaker 8 (57:17):
I got even Christian and that's just like pop culture knowledge.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yeah, I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
Like, if you're younger, I can understand you not knowing
because they're not teaching that in school.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
Protest it's not necessary. But then what are they teaching them? Yeah?
What is it? What's going How to do your taxes?
Speaker 17 (57:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah, we hit that. How to have a budget, We've
hit that. To do your own laundry? You do that
in a month. What's the other eighteen years technology question?
We're going to take a quick break. We've got some
more Woodies show for you. Next hang on to show.
We'll be right back back. We're back to the show,
(57:58):
all right, do you im cues.
Speaker 5 (58:03):
Learn more and more about Gina Grattar knew his full
time member of the show. She said that she's never
thrown up from alcohol.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
I wish well no, gregor are you the one said
you've never had You've never had a headache, but not
like an alcoholic just in general, you've never had a headache. Yeah,
maybe maybe one. Yeah, that's incredible. I think it's incredible.
You've never thrown up from I'm not a huge drinker.
Speaker 8 (58:25):
But also yeah, I don't know. I've held many a
girl's hair. Well, she did it, but I've never done it.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
You've never barked like even the next day hangover, like
maybe not in the moment, like Menace will do what
he calls a reset where he throws up while he's
drinking so he can drink more.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Yeah, I've puked dumpsters full of Yeah.
Speaker 8 (58:45):
That's the thing, though, I will do almost anything to
avoid puging.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
That is the most upsetting thing in the whole world.
Speaker 5 (58:53):
Having a conversation off the air, and somebody asked the question,
would you rather cry.
Speaker 8 (58:58):
Or Puke's cry all day?
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah? And then Greg said you'd rather, I said, I
said puke because I think I love crying. I do.
Speaker 6 (59:07):
I love sad movies, I love sad songs. I like
to you put songs a sleepy sad songs in order
to tear up. But I don't want to cry if
it's like a for real reason.
Speaker 8 (59:18):
Interesting as we manufactured.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah, like I love a sad movie. I love crying
during that.
Speaker 5 (59:24):
But I'd rather puke than cry. I think you look
less ridiculous when you're puking. Really, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
Mean nobody likes spuking obviously. Look at people's like crying face,
like people's orgasm face.
Speaker 8 (59:35):
Crye and Morgan saw me cry forty minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeaheah, yeah you are you feeling any better? By the
way line, Okay, now, are you a fan of drinking
in general?
Speaker 8 (59:46):
I'm not a huge drinker.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
She's more about drugs, I think, Oh yeah, I love.
Speaker 8 (59:49):
A good good recreational Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Something that you know, what is? What is? Then? What
is that for you? Are you talking like weed? And yeah?
Speaker 8 (59:57):
You know it's all very CD, It's all very easy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
I've tried pretty much everything, but I am very lucky.
I don't have an addictive personality. It's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
So you can try and be like just curious about stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Yeah, I'd be like, that's that was cool. I get it,
and then I move on and you know, move on
with my life.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
But from like a recreational standpoint, like what I like,
you know, like a th hc if it's okay, right.
Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
I mean, I've tried mushrooms, ecstasy, MOLLI, I.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Catta take you more for like a mushrooms person that
you do. There's another friend that we have.
Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
No, that's there's another friend that we have that's really
into this chocolate that's got mushrooms in it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I tried that, you I did.
Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
It wasn't that earth shattering? Well I think it was psychosomatic.
Yeah yeah, yeah, because I so little of it or
I ate so little of it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
But it made me more talkative. If that's But you
have to.
Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
Be careful with anything that you eat instead of like
smoke or do what because you're like, this doesn't work,
let me eat the whole thing, and then yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Think you're dying exactly. Well, I share that story. Just recently,
I drink that hundred milligrams on an.
Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Empty stomach of the weed seltzer on the floor, but
I'm like anything like there are six hundred milligrams.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I've tried to get you to drink at home, but
you won't. I know, I won't drink at home. It's
so relaxing. I'm with Woody. I it's weird. I have
alcohol like throughout my house. I got a ton of it.
I don't same because I won't drink at home. I
don't do any kind of like nothing, no weed, no,
no anything. You're a square, so boring, sit in your lounger.
Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Yeah, I do, like aarticula, but I'm not do. I
have no motivation to drink when I'm alone or at
most people are like people are lower like okay, maybe.
Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
Yeah, all nurse of whiskey all night, that'll be great.
But other than that, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Let's go the on the text for the would you
rather puke or cry? It was such a random question.
Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
But I just can't believe it's a contest.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, I say puke. Greg says puke, You say crime menace.
I say puke all down. You can cry, obviously, gender thing.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Well, like I said, I would rather puke if the
crying was for a real reason.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
It's more the reason, yes, that he's scared of, not
like if I'm crying for real something something bad, it's.
Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
Bad, or said this is this goes back to what
Gina just said. It is a gender thing because women
cry over everything and and nothing the drop of a head.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
Therefore, because we're more emotionally regulated or so right, regulate
Yeah exactly, until you have a throw up marathon unbalanced,
Yeah regulated.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
I love that. That makes chaos.
Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
It only makes sense to say because come up next,
same way.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Hang on Woody Show, and.
Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct old good morning everybody good? Yeah, yeah, sorry, choice,
spent swig of Coke zero, MENACE's new favorite beverage.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Oh I love coke zero, but you know what I
love even more, cocaine no doctor pepper zero. Oh yeah,
that's good too. Yeah, that's good too, so good. Oh,
you just crushed all the zeros. I don't even know
realize that they they make squirt zero.
Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Now you know they make squirt zero in the big bottles.
I haven't seen it in the smaller bottle.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, only, well they make it in cans, but they
don't make it the mini cans, which is my favorite
mini can. I love the Mini can. Woody, Greg Menace,
there's Gina Gray, Sammy's here.
Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
We got sea bass phones open eight seven seven four
wood It's eight seven seven four Woody.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
And may I shout out one more for Chrischer got
me into the am w root beer zero as well.
That's good.
Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
We got radio charades schradio. It's now being called coming
up for you this hour. It's almost a fun game.
Some people.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Greg are pretty good at it, Bottles, Sammy pretty bad
at it. Not great, but we'll see how everybody does.
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
We do have some after hours voicemails if you guys
have to sure you're what people are saying on the
after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
What he is?
Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
The number that's eight seven seven forty four. Whaty anytime
after ten am until we get in the next morning. Uh,
you can leave us message about whatever it. And some
people are just listening on the podcast and they still
want to share their story, like a little follow up here.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
This is the I've got a confession to make.
Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Oh where people were calling in with their confessions and
here's something that this person wanted to confess.
Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
Hey, I would like to remain anonymous, and I have
a confession that I rave painted a genitalia on a
church when I was twelve years old, and I never
got in trouble. Nobody ever found out.
Speaker 15 (01:04:46):
It was watched off like the next day.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
But part of me feels a little guilty about it,
and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
Thank you guys have a going well.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I'm sure you get to bring it up to God.
So ye yeah, yeah, remember that time you spray painted
up Pini on one of my homes, but it was hilario. Yeah,
it's hilarious. After hours voicemail eight.
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Woodie, Hey man, Yeah, I've been listening to you for
a long time, a long time, but I have to
say this bachelor crap. I mean, it is nothing but crap.
Can't stand listening to it. I think it's horrible, one
of the most horrible things you've ever done. I don't know,
I know, I don't have to listen, just fast forward
(01:05:35):
to it. But that was a long time. I took
a long time out of your show for just something
that is so ignorant and domb stupid, any kind of
words you can think about it. This could be a
drunk boy's dial frum dial voicemail too. But anyway, that's
(01:05:56):
giving you my opinion. But let's going to be for
a long time and I'm not going to quit. Listen.
I have to give you my opinion on it because
that sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Okay, wait, what was he thought about Golden Bachelorette? How
do you not like?
Speaker 10 (01:06:19):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Sevestian? Yeah, that's all good education today.
Speaker 19 (01:06:29):
Just taking my mom to a doctor's appointment, Sebastian.
Speaker 15 (01:06:32):
Oh yeah, she lives with me, so I take her
to her doctors. Oh, thank you baby.
Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
Wow again, I always say, just don't say dumb, stupid
or sucks. Give us why and how?
Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Yeah, like I made you uncomfortable because I can think
about with your mom and your grandma over morning.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Now you're over the horning. It's hard to walk into
work with a bonner. That's exactly right, you know things
like that.
Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Let's see after ours voicemail eat seven Woodie, So see
what this person's guns.
Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Hey, what's going on? Guys with the show? Welcome Gina.
I think you're a great addition to the show. You
guys mentioned the vocal fried lesbian as the new guests.
We're talking about house hunters. Have you guys ever mentioned
to Gina that she has a massive vocal fries as well?
Like when she was talking to telling a story about
the cop, the super grey cop that followed her into
the garage.
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
She kept on saying, sir, sir, kind of, that's not.
Speaker 10 (01:07:32):
Creaky chair on the floor.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
It's just an observation I had. Okay, Well that's yeah, night, Yeah,
you're right, vocal fry is annoying. It's like that, that's
not vocal fries.
Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
And I may have sounded like a creaky chair on
the floor, but that's not vocal fr This is vocal fry.
Speaker 20 (01:07:48):
Yeah, that's vocal like not like that. Sure, it was like, sir,
that was a sure. We're gonna do radio charade. Radio
it's coming up next, Joy, it's back. Well, I think
we've we've done this once. This is the second time ever.
And we called it radio charades. And then I think
(01:08:11):
it was Gina, they said, oh, radio, I.
Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Like pushing words together. Yeah, portmanteau, which we like that
sometimes we like a good name to a segment before
we even come up with what this segment is. Portmanteau word,
what is that.
Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
I mean, I literally just said portmanteau, a portmanteau.
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I love the portmanteau port monteau. Was that like something
that was made of or is that a real word?
It's a real word. It's a real word.
Speaker 8 (01:08:35):
Portmanteau is like char radio would be like you're putting
two words together.
Speaker 9 (01:08:39):
So it's so cute that Gina said, I literally just
said that, as if that matters with you, like.
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Moorgasm, yeah, orgasm. But I'm like port man to think
it's French. Well the port is to join Yeah, okay,
a man and man.
Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
With his toes portman poor man's toe.
Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah. Anyway, I'm not going I do love that word. Yeah,
so is it a word.
Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
It's a word that the definition is combining other words.
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Okay, anyway, word of today, guys, let's not learn. Let's
not learn backwards.
Speaker 19 (01:09:19):
You were saying all dyslexic, like like myself. You weren't
saying like oh then anyway, anyways, Well, for radio radio charades,
the goal.
Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Which would be what menace? That would be an example
of what radio a portmanteau portmanteau. Okay, I guess portmanteau.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
I don't know what it is either do.
Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
So the goal here is to get your party to
guess as many answers on the category as you can.
And well note it's not even a category. It's like
just it's four different words or four different things in
one minute. You can use any combination of sounds and movements,
but your hands must be behind your back.
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Oh no, okay, yeah them up. Yeah, so you can't.
Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
You can't use your hands for this, but otherwise you
could do other movements like over your head or who
wants to do the sounds first?
Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Greg's the goodest, Greg? Yeah, you were pretty good this
last time. This is harder than it seems.
Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Then you can pass it off to the next person.
Then you also get to pick who gets to guess
for you. Okay, all right, so let me know what
the number is the top it is? Oh jeez, no,
it's number five, number five.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
All right, let me go to my checklist. Do it
to Gina. Okay, okay, all right, Gina, you're gonna guess
I'm the receiver. Yeah, all right, so you'll have one minute.
You'll have one minute to try to guess as many
of these as you can. Oh, do you need that? Another?
Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
Is there more than one word on a paper. Yes, okay,
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Know four, got it? Yeah? Yeah, so they'll be you know,
he'll he'll do he'll try to do one that we
keep moving.
Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Yeah, and just to refresh my memory. We can't say
any words, right, no, no.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Word, Sammy screwed up like buzz buzz word.
Speaker 11 (01:11:09):
Yeah, it's been really hard for me to not do that.
Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
Can we pass if I want you to just go
to the next word.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Okay, I think you're gonna want to pass the first
one because I don't know what to do. All right, Well,
I don't mean I'm ready. Are you ready? All right?
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
I'll ever be radio, go, vacuum, blender, blender, crushed ice.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Bonder, blending ice, blending ice. That's good, it's good.
Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
An alarm, a cow alarm clock cow cow alarm cow bell.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Cow alright, alright? Or our seal yeah, seal, nice.
Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
Ambulance, siren, siren, alarm, siren, security siren, police cars, car alarm.
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Cart right at the end, with fifty nine seconds. In
fifty nine seconds in, she blurted out, car seal would
be so easy, and I can't do it. All right,
(01:12:49):
you did it?
Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
Now, I know we're going to have people are going
to say that they were going to disqualify the cow
bell because you said.
Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Moves, but it doesn't not the sound to make because
you move is thee what we say.
Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
I mean really, to be fair, it's not like I
got that one quickly.
Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I don't even know what the hell. But also that's
not the point. But I mean, I see, because that's
that's the I.
Speaker 12 (01:13:13):
Would say if it was a faucet going drip, be like,
but that's the sound it makes, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Drip is a word like if it was a dog,
did you say bark bark? Qualification? You know we lost.
You'll backpock that one in case it's a tie. Yeah, okay,
we a loss.
Speaker 21 (01:13:27):
That was By the way, I'll put an asterisk next
to us, Gina. No one else will get for it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
By the way, you don't think okay, you want to
do the sounds, I'll try. Okay, Now you get to
pick who does the guessing.
Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
Should I do someone else? So it's not just me
and Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Correct if you want to put him in the test,
how good he is? I told him? Not good? Man,
This is more hilarious.
Speaker 8 (01:13:49):
Yeah, manas let's.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Do this all right, So what's the number of the
top of your list there, Gina? Seven? Okay seven, focus
mine now would all right, we'll take this, take a
second to figure out how you want to approach this.
Be generous with the past button. We'll come back to it. Yeah,
(01:14:10):
that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Don't get caught, you know, you can always say pass
and move on to the next thing and come back.
Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
To the other ones. All right, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
All right, it's radio radio charades. Yeah, Gina is doing
the sounds. Menace is going to try to guess you
have one minute on the clock and go.
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Lizard snake, the visual.
Speaker 17 (01:14:37):
Vacuum, oh kite okay, okay, no past okay, uh.
Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Oh god, that's pretty good. Nursing rhyme, song, guitar, piano
corn Okay, I know what that is. But this one's
this one's tough. Yeah, I need some spit rain, thunder lightning, electricity, vacuum.
(01:15:27):
One minute wow. Zero.
Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
Let's do the last one.
Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Let's see if Greg can guess what Okay, what was
the first one. We were doing the thing with the tongue.
Do it again. I'm guessing flat tire. That's really good,
much better. You're looking for helicopter, propeller, a helicopter. I
would give you the next one, ring around the rosie, yes,
all the yeah, music box or oh jack, and that's
(01:15:58):
tough ice cream truck, Yeah, ice cream truck. And then
what was the third one? This was impossible? This one
was This one's roughing.
Speaker 8 (01:16:07):
It was a crackling campfire. Can I at least do
the last one because it's the only easy one.
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Uh uh sprinkler system.
Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
Uh yeah, clock crackling cam No, no, no, no, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Oh that's the last one. Okay, no, no, yeah, show
It kind of sounded like you're crackling campfire to this
is really hard? That was that was? That was an
copter in a campfire. Greg's the best of this, Yeah, Greg,
Greg is very very good. All right, menace? Uh the noises? Well,
i'd like to that was a rough lists menace you make,
(01:16:48):
you make the noise, and then you get to pick
who gets to guess. Uh, let's just do Sammy for fun.
Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Content.
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
At least you can. I don't want to make Okay,
what's the number at the top? Oh, oh god, what's
the number of the top? Number four? Number four?
Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
Is it?
Speaker 15 (01:17:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
I mean yeah, you already picked sammy, Yeah, are the rules?
All right? Let's number four. You have one minute. See
how many of these we can get for radio charades? Radio?
All right? Are you ready to need in a minute
to figure out what you want to do your approach? Yeah?
That sounded confident.
Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Yeah, all right, here we go Radio charades, Mark, get
set go.
Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom banging boom boom boom.
Speaker 11 (01:17:48):
Boom A b A DJ.
Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Boom boom boom boom rave boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom pass, I say past,
neither you'll be able to all right?
Speaker 14 (01:18:04):
A B A fly.
Speaker 11 (01:18:08):
A vibrating cell phone like a vibrator?
Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
A bug? A fly? A beat?
Speaker 16 (01:18:19):
A hornet?
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Oh your mood? His head past looks like something giving oral? Yeah?
Next rest? Oh, how do you do this?
Speaker 16 (01:18:34):
A bird?
Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
U A wookie.
Speaker 16 (01:18:40):
Chewbacca.
Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
That's one minute. That was that was pretty tough.
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
I thought, I thought the boom boom boom thing would
any guesses in the room?
Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
A heart monitor let me hear no hammer hammer boom boom.
She was getting hammering. Yeah, yeah, if you can't that's
I mean, if if you can't use.
Speaker 20 (01:19:04):
Your hands, because I did say, yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
That second one, where was the and also combat of
him like moving his head like he's given.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Yeah, dragonfly pretty close. You guys are pretty close mosquitos
maybe because honey, what's the way to do that? If
if they're on the right track, you're like not yeah,
because you're allowed to use body movies, you just can't
use your hands.
Speaker 21 (01:19:33):
You're almost there, so like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
She started moving to a different category. I'm like, damn it. Yeah,
when she was started getting close. Man has had the
hardest time with the third one. There was that Yeah, wait,
is that like a dove?
Speaker 18 (01:19:49):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Is it? Uh? Spaceship like an alien spaceship some sort
of I don't know how you would do. Yeah, this
one is tough. Harp A dreams. That's another one. You
have to I'm so happy with last. It would have
been so easy to here did the last one? See
(01:20:11):
if anybody the rooking guess chewing eating there eating?
Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
Yeah, favorite, all right, Well, stream, So here's what we're
gonna do.
Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
We're gonna take the break. And because Sammy just got
to guess, that means she gets to make a noise. Yeah,
that means bass gets to.
Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Guess in heaven, no no, no, So it's gonna be
Sammy making the noises. And then I mean she is
the best at this. Yeah, do you want? Do you
want to draw now so you have the time during
the break? Too, nice guy to figure it out. I
don't know. I'm just yes, because she was Greg was
(01:20:54):
the best, She was the worst.
Speaker 11 (01:20:55):
Last just doesn't work in sound effects.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Work can stop that.
Speaker 11 (01:20:59):
I think the word which we're not allowed to do,
but everything for me is like.
Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
Word base right U word car okay, splot did you
draw the what's the number?
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I did? One? One? Oh? Come on?
Speaker 21 (01:21:16):
This is literally everyone said, I think this is pretty
much the easiest one.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Oh you got this, Samy, this could be the easiest one.
Age nail it.
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
All right, We're gonna take the break, Samy's gonna do
the noises. Sea bas is gonna guess next year on
the Woody Show, hang.
Speaker 17 (01:21:28):
On right back, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
All right, sohradio Greg and Gina.
Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Greg was doing the noises GA sounds guessing and then
Gina got all four.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Yeah, he's a great giver and I'm a great receiver.
Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
True. And then everything after that has been over and
then uh, now it's going to be Sammy doing the noises.
Sea Bass is going to guess because typically whoever was
was doing the guessing then has to do the noises.
Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
And then we just keep moving down the line. And so
these are the last two before the break. She drew
the lift. Her list is number one here which I have,
and I'm telling you I think this one.
Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
I mean, this has got to be the you guys
will decide. I can't remember I again.
Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
You guys have one minute to sight if you can
get all four of the noises for this round of
radio charades, it's schradio Samy.
Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Are you ready? I guess on your mark? Gets it go? Well,
that would be a chicken. Chicken is correct?
Speaker 21 (01:22:44):
Nice truck backing up, talk to no, spitt it up past,
pass tennis, badminton?
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Pick a ball? Okay, I'm gonna yes, uh ping pong, Yes,
got it? Get more? Howked different? Was this something eating?
Somebody eating something?
Speaker 20 (01:23:35):
Noah?
Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Uh split up. That's one man and one.
Speaker 11 (01:23:40):
Minute because I went because she didn't, I skipped one.
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
She skipped one altogether, so you went back to I
went back. Oh that was that's confusing for your partner.
Speaker 16 (01:23:50):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (01:23:50):
I didn't know if I was allowed to say that
I skipped it because I was going back to one.
Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
At the very end, I got to know what that
other one is that you skipped.
Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Try it.
Speaker 11 (01:23:59):
No, I'm not gonna. I don't want to do I
really don't.
Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
It's having sex. I want to do that.
Speaker 16 (01:24:06):
It would be easy. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Here's what you do. Let me help you out. I know.
I know why she doesn't want to do it, because
she doesn't want that.
Speaker 9 (01:24:12):
Like Meda says he'll never take an naked photo because
it'll live forever on the internet. Yeah, Sammy doesn't want
to do sex.
Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Sounds the U. It will live forever on the internet.
I understand that. But do you pretend that you're a guy, like.
Speaker 18 (01:24:25):
But I can't say, oh yeah, I like that, Like
we've always gone over the top of that, Like we
don't have Greg sex and we.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Have Greg doing a lady exactly. You don't know what
I saw you say words? Oh yeah, all right, okay,
so we got to which is better than anybody else
chicken and ping Paul one, gargling, you're in the ballpark.
It was it was brushing teeth.
Speaker 11 (01:24:55):
Yeah, I didn't know how to do the brushing part.
Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
I was kind of doing the a the dentist, Yeah,
I said, dentist. Right, we were close. Yeah, almost as
good as Greg also sitting dentist. Got one. You have
something to aspire to? All right, Well there you go.
That's how you play radio. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
The having sex one is difficult with because I originally
I'm looking at this list. Go on, Chicken having sex
broughtch your teeth, ping pong. It seems pretty easy, right,
was tough without using words like what would having sex like?
Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Yeah, you can't be like, no, no, you can't do that.
I mean a word, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:25:38):
A word.
Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
With my mouth closed.
Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
That sounds like that sounds like that clip that we
have the turtle. Yeah, yeah, turtle sex. You haven't heard that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
It's a classic. You haven't heard everything. This is it? No,
we don't.
Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
This is a giant turtle, giant tortoise having sex.
Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Here. That one's historian, so that that's a giant tortoise
having sex. Now here's the turtles. Here's just a regular
turtle having sex baby jes crazy.
Speaker 8 (01:26:39):
Yeah, it almost sounds like when you like make that
like hand.
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
And he's like you should have done. Get out a pitch,
hit the bricks. I got my alright more when he
shows next, Hang.
Speaker 9 (01:26:58):
On what you s out?
Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Back in a field, back in a few, back in
a few in the sad
Due to the graphic nature of physion.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion is advised. The Woody Show. Ili, this
is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Hey, good morning, everybody, morning wood Today is Friday, Yes, Friday.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
It is December the twentieth, twenty twenty four. We are
the Woody Show. Thanks for being here giving us some
of your valuable time.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm this morning. My name's Woody. That's Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
We got Menace, Gina Gratis here, we got Sammy, we
got Sea Bass Bort and Caroline Morgan, Vaughn gang is
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Coming up for you on the show today, we'll do
your fail stories of course, also the d u IQ.
We got a round of radio charades schradio that We're
gonna do that. Plus Gina grad another big blonde moment
(01:45):
to share with us some sexy time function even though
she's not a blonde, very clearly a brunette. I got
some weird crime news. Police in Florida. They were called
out to a Walgreens. It was three o'clock in the
morning because the burglar alarm goes off and when they
get there, they could see that there was this guy
in there walking around and after they looked at the
(02:06):
security cameras, he went into the store's bathroom about nine
forty the night before. It was like twenty minutes before
they closed, and then he stayed in there for five hours.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Okay, long play.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Three o'clock rolls around, he comes out. He went and
got into the food. He ate some tostitos, spinach dip, yeah,
some chips, some reeses, and Garadelli chocolates. He drank doctor Pepper,
grabbed himself a pack of new Ports hell yeah. And
all that moving around is what set the alarm off.
So he was arrested. No stranger to the law. In
case you're wondering, he's got a pretty solid rap sheet
(02:40):
with the convictions of larceny and petty theft on there.
But when the officers questioned him in this case, all
he would say was that he just came in to
use the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He sure just stayed. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, for a really long time, that's kind of been
a fantasy of mine. My whole life is to have
an entire store all to myself. I think that would
be so much fun.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Target, Yes, ye had to do something along these lines,
make yeah, and then it's super cool. Just happen and
you can ride bikes in there.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
It's what he showed. Weird crime, Weird crime. Next up
the story, cops in northern California. They pulled a guy
over driving with no headlights and his super sweet gold
Toyota Camery and when the officer walked up to the car,
the dude was quote sweating profusely. He was wearing a
Jason you know from Friday the thirteenth, a Jason Maask
(03:32):
and in the back seat he had an unregistered AR fifteen.
Oh so clearly a guy not to worry about.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
YEA.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Not sure what he was up to, certainly nothing good.
But he was arrested and taken to jail.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Weird crme.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
You ever see a car at night without headlights on
and you think, how do you not notice this?
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Right, yeah, And I think I know how how when
you have when you have like the automatic lights or
daytime running like, you don't think about it because how
often do you turn off?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If you have a newer car right now, often are
you turning on and off? You're never ever, right, So
if they were off, I think I would notice that.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
But what I'm saying, if if it's out of auto,
you're still going to have the lights that are on
all the time, like the daytime running lights, and your
dash is still lit up, you know, and so you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Know, you don't even really It's what I'm saying. Don't
you realize that the road in front of you was dark? Yeah,
sometimes there's enough street light where you notice, yes, yeah,
but I always that people are just in a fog.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I always, uh, you know, drive up kind of close
and do the flashy thing and I try to pull
up next to him go like you're right, And I
know people are going to sext in like dude, the
gang initiation. Okay, well I've done that a billion times yet, Yeah,
and usually I get a thumbs.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Like, oh thank you, and they turn their lights on.
I'm an idiot.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Some weird crime you might have seen something about this guy.
Seventy two year old guy in Florida. He got arrested
for shooting a Walmart delivery drone to the sky because
he thought it was spying on him. His name is
Dennis Wynn. Along with his lawyer here, he is defending
his actions.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I fired one round at it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Now they say I hit it, so I must be
a good shot.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Mister Wynn was defending his property. He felt that this
drone was invading his private property. He is a homeowner. Okay,
So the problem is society is not classic enough for
this drone stuff to happen, and Greg wants to happen
so bad.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I've never seen it. You hear about it, delivery robots
and delivery drones.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Where society is not We're just not ready for it.
You're not because we're going to do this crap all
the time.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
But who doesn't love like an old school Clint East
would get off my lawn, get out in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
He's a good shot. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
If you're a privacy freak, yeah, it's not you're not
going to people are flying drones all over the place,
so you're going to think that everything's trying to be
people Now, are that you're always on camera?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
If you're out in public, you are on camera. But
I'm not proper. Do you want to drown landing pad
in my backyard? Be awesome? Weird crime.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Weird crime guy in Florida again arrested taking the jail
after stealing a bag with forty dollars inside from a
twelve year old boy who is selling snacks to raise money.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, you're a demon. According to the police, the a
hole in question, this loser named Michael Hughes, He took
the money out of the bag, He tossed the bag
and then threw a rock at the twelve year old
to the future, Yeah, here is a here's a little clip.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Is the kid talking about it on the local news
and he just knows.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I looked up and I just start I just start running.
I think he just needed the money real bad. But
that's not how you earned money. Yeah, right, this kid's
out there. How do you like when you're that person
that steals out forty dollars? What are you're going to
bed at night and not think I'm a human piece
of garbage?
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Losing?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Right, and you look in the mirror, you know what
about the people you see it every year now when
it's Girl Girl Scout cookie season, people rolling the Girl Scouts.
Oh yeah, you know, taking their cookie money and stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I would love to talk to somebody that did that
and ask them just that minute.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, like, how do you live with yourself on a
taily base? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
You get away with us, say a couple hundred bucks
from the Girl Scouts, and you buy something with it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Are you proud of that item? Are you happy with that?
Are you happy with yourself?
Speaker 9 (07:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Are you thinking about that as you're injecting what you
just bought into your veins? Question? You know? Weird crime,
weird crime. Scrap metal thieves.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
They stall eleven plaques from a sidewalk near Los Angeles
that were to honor teachers who went above and beyond.
Wow the plaques they are worth around forty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, plaques. That's that's government pricing right there. Made of gold.
I hey, so diamond letters. The city of La wants
us to install some plaques. You want to go out
there and give them a bid? Sure? Hey, so, yeah,
we want these eleven plaques. Can you give us a bid?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Let's seek Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I can do you solve this would normally be fifty thousand,
but I can do it for forty four.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Those plaques costs for employee of the month here, Oh,
they're like thirty five dollars, yeah, thirty and that's the
and that's to have it customized. Yeah. Oh that's right. Now,
let's try to sell them to the city. Oh no, well,
I can't do the math. What's what's forty four?
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
This should be easy for forty four divided by eleven? Yeah? Four?
What's our game? So it's four grandy Yeah, four, that's
what I'm saying. This should be the easy math. But
we're DJs, know, so.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
We do thirty five times eleven. Yeah, so we'll make
them eleven times more. We're in the wrong business, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I know. We should be in the plaque business.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
No, no doubt, no doubt. All right, there's your weird
crime news. It is Friday morning, it is the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. If you want to
call in eight seven, seven forty four what Friday check ins?
Tell us who you are, where are you, what part
of town are you in? Including that information anything anyone
you'd like to have us mentioned when we get to
your check in. Maybe got some exciting weekend plans. What
you got going on this weekend? Let us know all
(09:07):
about that. We just ask you to keep it positive.
You know, it's Friday. Everybody's in a good mood, you know,
so text on over Friday check in is over to
to nine eight seven.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
No one knows what it means, but it's per focket.
People going going.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I'm still in disbelief about what we learned over this
last commercial break. Gina Grad has this new obsession with
air tags.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, I got a ton of them.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
She got to them, put them on everything, And then
she held up her phone, her iPhone, and she has
an air tag attached to it, kind of like what
do you call those things? In the fact that you used.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
To hold the phone with it the pop socket and
pop socket, she's got one stuck to her phone.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
I go, why do you have an air tag attached
to your phone?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Your phone is already an air.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Tag, right, it's you can already find my phone and
my laptop, by the way, find my lap.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Is that an Apple? Yeah, same double, same thing. You
don't need that on there. I know you. Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I didn't know what to do with them. I just
started putting them on everything.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Put them in luggage, put them in your purse.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Yeah, okay, thanks for telling me.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
My god, where else do you have on the Apple
MacBook she's got? Oh god, I.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Put it over the little that's even I wouldn't do that.
This this sounds like something. And if I would have
guessed like it all right, who in this room exactly
did this? My guests would have been Greg. I cannot
wait to tell Menace. I cannot wait to tell my wife. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
I thought I was being so cautious and responsible.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
To put one on your car? Should I did you put.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
One in your suitcase or your purse, your kid's backpack
or but the two.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Things you don't need them for? All these things that
you could really use it for. But like the two
things that, oh.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
My god, yeah, these are those the only things you
put them on.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Well, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Okay, I just put them on my keys, But.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
They sell sport, they sell key chains that will hold
out one of Okay, they saw that, and.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I didn't know what to do with the other ones.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
I was gonna stick on my husband's phone.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
God, oh that's so funny. I am like sweating right now.
I feel so stupid.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
My texted came in and said, hey, I love Gina,
She's a great fit for the show. I love all
of you actually, and then on the very next text
eight one eight says Gina is this is the uh
sploge dumpster of radio.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
And if you can believe it, I've been called much worse.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
If you're considering having her join the show, just promote
from within. Morgan would be such a better option.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Morgan is fantastic. Now here's the other thing that came
in before.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I just shared this info about this whole air tag
thing double tags.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Wow, yeah, now really hate me? That's uh, that's curious.
I like to learn though. Yeah, well now you know, yeah, yeah,
now you know. Even Greg new that's so bad, so bad.
It's the wood Show and we are into another exciting
(12:18):
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
It's the end of another week. It's a Friday morning. Yeah,
my name is Woody. That is Greg Gory Menace is here.
What we've got Sammy morning? Gina grad is here.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Hey, ce Mass who is out on ament on assignment.
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
He's a contestant in some TV game show kind of thing,
like a challenge show, and uh, we can't give any
other details on that. He doesn't have a cell phone,
he doesn't have the internet, so thank you for being here.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Phones are out. But eight seven seven.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Forty four Woody hit us up with the text check
in over to two to nine eighty seven. Got some
sexy news to start the hour. There's a forty seven
year old middle school guidance counselor in Connecticut who was
busted sending nudes and giving lap dances end quote, engaging
another sexual acts with a thirteen year old male student
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in her office.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Here's the picture, because I know you're curs always.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
I mean, okay, has a She looks like a seventies
actress or something.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Yeah, kind of like a maybe what's Jedd Apatow's wife?
Oh yeah, yeah, kind of Leslie manish.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, a little bit not manish, No, Leslie manage, but
kind of looks like Leslie man right exactly. Yeah, not terrible.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
She got caught when her friend asked to borrow her phone.
The friend saw the sexy messages and money transactions between
her and the kid. Oh no, she is or was,
I don't know, married and a mother of three. Oh no,
she resigned from the school before they even had a
chance to fire her. Now she's under house arrest and
she's banned from having unsupervised contact with miners.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
How mortified, kiamily I know.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Meanwhile, a man in Florida was arrested after exposing himself
to women in a Walmart parking lot. His name is
Trinelle Webster and during the first incident, a woman was
sitting in her car waiting for a family member who
was inside, and his super sweet blue Toyota Corolla pulled
up next to her. She glanced over and saw him
with his hog out in one hand and he was
(14:32):
holding his cell phone on the other hand. And then
a couple days later, there was a mom and a
daughter sitting in their car again in the Walmart parking
lot waiting for somebody, when Trenelle rolled up in that
same super sweet blue Toyota Corolla and just like the
first time, penis in one hand.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Cell phone in the other. Wow.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
And when he was caught, they asked him, inn, what
are you doing, and he told them that when he's
driving home from work. He sometimes quote decompresses by driving
around the Walmart parking lot before he goes home, because.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You know that's how Yeah, that friend's got their system.
I can't wait till you get home. I don't know
if you have the details of this. Is he using
the cell phone to record people's reactions or is he born?
Not sure? I know because I told you that one time.
It was like, I don't know, maybe five thirty am
in the morning. I was out by a grocery store.
No one was there. It was a lone car, a
(15:26):
bunch of fog, and some guys holding up like a
wall sized photo joeing the middle in the middle of
the parking lot, but outside of his car, in his car,
in his car, he went, he went full analogue not
digital right now? Great, tiny that guy. I'm not calling
the cops on No, I wouldn't kill the cops on
that morning.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I wait, Yeah, he's in his car and you know what,
no other cars around. That was all for him. That
wasn't that he wasn't trying to get anybody else's attention.
He just knocked on one out in the car.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Right and for all we know, he's a person experiencing homelessness.
Yeah right, you know, you never know.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Anyway, this guy was booked at the County Jail charge
with exposure of sexual organs.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Never have I ever seen a flasher or a public
dream really either. Never.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
I saw one last year, and they really when when
they're not holding their cell phone.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
They stare you down.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Really Oh yeah, like that's more for them, Like everybody
look at this.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Did you just happen to see it? Or did he
do it because he saw you? Like another word, it's
like it's quite quite the compliment.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
No, because like there's some people who are just doing
it and you happen to see it. There's another one
who like they.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Get your attention and then they want the reaction.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
I think, well, this dude had already started before I
walked by, So I think this was more of like
a exhibitionists.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You just happened to run into it. Yeah, I got
real lucky. What was the setting? Like a park?
Speaker 8 (16:46):
It was a very industrial part of Los Angeles and uh,
it's probably where something like that would happen.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, huh interesting, Thank you? Did you call anybody? Uh?
Did you report it? Was? I supposed to? Well, I
don't know. I mean, I was just like, well, that
was weird. Would you have called the cops? Sammy?
Speaker 12 (17:05):
No, you know what, because I've seen this as well,
and it was kind of a park ish area and
it was a homeless person who was clearly like it
was his bedroom or something like, not even thinking that
anyone was around and laying down and everybody was just
walking by him. Because what do you do the way.
Speaker 11 (17:25):
They're carrying on with theirs, like, I don't know, I mean, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
It's like a drum circle or a hacky sack circle
breaks out jumping.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah, call the cops. If it's directed at you,
definitely call the cops on that one. But if you
have a a joe Er not I wouldn't, and they're
not by a school.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Have you seen or can you Have you ever even
heard a news story of a woman doing this in public?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I think we know that'd be rad though. Haven't we
had stories like that? No, we've had people like having sex. No,
I've seen.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
But I told you it doesn't matter like how gross
somebody is, if their boobs are out, every guy will
at least look. You know, you might not like what
you see, right, but you're gonna look he'll go I
wouldn't even look. Yes you would, yeah alive, of course
you would. Some other sexy time fun facts. A new
survey of two thousand sexually active adults found that two
and five single people are looking for a vacation hookup.
(18:26):
Twenty six percent of people say they want this hook
up to go down while they're on vacation, Forty two
percent said they've hooked up with somebody they've met on vacation,
and two and three are interested in exploring new sexual
experiences while they're on vacation, like trying out new positions.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
All right, why not? You're using sex toys?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Sure, sure, and men is spicing things up with some lingerie.
Oh stupid, A waste of time and money.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
So wait, you said two and five single people, like,
wouldn't it be one hundred percent of like five on
five looking the hook up on vacation. Yeah. I don't
know if people go on vacation looking the hook up,
do they? I mean, if you're like, no, matter what
you're I don't know where you're you're at.
Speaker 12 (19:08):
I mean I hear, I hear what you're saying, But
I don't think that's the purpose of the vacation.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Well no, I mean that's not the only reason, but
I would I'm with menace. You would think that number
would be five out of five would hope to act.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
But this to me read like they're actively trying to.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
Vacation, like a spring break scenario. We're hooking up strip.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
And sometimes they're really obvious about it. I don't know
if you've ever been on a cruise, but I've heard
tell that you put a pineapple on your door and
you put it upside down. Yeah, and that's how you know,
like this is the party room.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, that's the swinger thing. Yeah. I have this shirt.
You ever heard that company untuck it? Yeah? Okay, so
I bought this like shirt. I think, oh, this is
like vacation e right, yeah. And yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
It's like a blue button down like you know, nice breathable,
kind of light fab brick.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I forget what it's what it.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Is, and uh, like a linen kind of thing like
and I wore it a couple of times, and then
I heard about this swinger thing and I'm like, wait
a minute. That shirt that I bought, it's blue, but
it has like little stencils of pineapples on it and
I'm like, man, people probably thought I was like because
I look like somebody who could be a swinger. Yeah,
like fat, you know, fat married for you know, fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I mean you give off swinger energy, right.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
I don't think I gave up swinger energy, but you know,
I mean if you you wanted to be, yeah, it's
it's it's never the hot people. It's never the people
you wanted to be on the nude beach or who
are the swingers, It's always gross people.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
Has anyone here been to like one of those parties swingers?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But yeah, year around, So you've been to a swinger party. Yeah,
it was in a warehouse many years ago.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I was invited because the only way guys could get
in was if they brought a girl with them, okay,
And so I was doing this guy a solid and
I went and I.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Just saw a friend. Not this is not somebody that
you're dating.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
This was no, god no, And he's like, you want
to see this. I was like more than anything in
the world. So I go and it's like the like
an airplane hangar, and like the front like dance room
has all these scantily clad old broads and there's like
a buffet dinner, and.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Then you those of the people that go to the
strip club for the lunch.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Only for dudes who don't bring girls, and so the
girls can go in any room they want, the guys
have to be escorted because they don't want it to
turn into like a super whatever. So I went in
all the rooms to see the vibe, and I went
upstairs and it was just full floor full of mattresses
and all these couples. And I'm just sitting there with
like a little like dress on, and everyone's waving at me,
(21:46):
and I'm waving back like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
But I didn't know that was like a welt like car.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
And then I got the body painted and the guy
at the end, I went to shake his hand, and
I thought I was but his hands were above his head.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
That is not a place i'd shake hands.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
I was just trying to be friendly. He's spent on
that time body painting me.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us
up with a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We'll be right back. The show will be right back.
We love how people with food poisoning feels a shoe.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Now, chicks are always trying to be careful about giving
it up too quickly, thinking that sex on the first
date means they're you're not going to get a second date.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well prepared to have your mind.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Blown because a new study says that is not true
and finds that sex on the first date has no
effect on whether or not a guy will call you again.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I never understood that I would agree with that. I
worked at that logic. If a guy got laid on
the first date, I think you would want to come
back right, let's be at a site. That's terrible experience.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
The research found that most dates don't wind up turning
into relationships, and if two people do wind up in
a relationship, there are way more factors at work than
when you had sex for the first time. But the
bottom line, all that matters here is how much the
couple like and are attracted to each other, and that determines,
you know, how many dates they have and whether or
not the guy calls.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's not going to be I told you my least favorite.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Piece of lady logic is when they go, well, you know,
I want to wait because I really like you, So
if you didn't really like me, we'd be doing it
right now.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You know, like that sucks, that makes zero.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, it doesn't make sense, and you really like me,
now let's do this.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Now. That's a nice way of saying, she's really not
that into you exactly.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
Well, I think you're right. I think she's probably thinking, yeah,
I don't want him to, you know, hit and quit it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
So I need to wait a little while. I need
to show them I'm not a whole normally, right, But
when the time comes, that's right.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Oh yeah, My wife and I were just talking about
this the other day. There was some Lenny Kravitz video
that popped up, and I said, hey, you know, this
guy has been celibate for what was it seven years?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, a long time, Lenny Kravitz. How is that possible? Well,
because he's probably had enough for lifetime. Lifetime, I agree,
But like I would think a couple of years. You know,
whether it's seven or not, I can't remember, but it's
a long ass time.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
I mean, I think we can all agree that that's
self imposed. It's not, of course, look at those as Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Of course it is. I mean, maybe he just can't
get out of the leather pants, that's true. Maybe they're
just stuck to his skin or something.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
He works out in those maybe he can't get out
of them.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
He's busted out of them before we're on stage when
they broke in the front and he had like, uh,
I think he had like a ring on ye good
for him.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Hey, we were talking about it joined the break, this
whole Lenny Kravitz thing. And so what we did is
everybody put a number. You know, they knew they want.
A key party is like everybody puts a key and
then you draw a key out and that's the person
you end up like going home with, going home with.
It's not a key party or anything like that. Nobody's
hooking up with any anybody here, but uh, it's a
it's a number party. And there are a bunch of
(25:04):
numbers written on a piece of paper here in these
in this little cup here, this little coffee cup, and
the number on there is how long it's been since
the last time you had sex. And so I'll give
you the numbers if you want to write them down,
and then everybody can then take a look at those numbers,
and then we come back from the break, we'll find
out whose numbers who.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
All right, Well, we're guessing the number we're guessing the numbers.
All right. The first number is I thought a key
party was a cocaine party.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
No, that's everybody puts a key like to their hotel.
It was supposed to be a hotel room. Okay, that's
old that's how old time it is. Whether the keys
were on the keychain, had the room number on yeah,
yeah yeah, and then you would like some somebody would
go up with the guys were drawing and the girls
were drawing, and they draw the key, and whoever's key
that was, that's who we were going back to the room.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah. Wow. Then what is Dj Khaled saying when he
says major keelert like a key to success? Okay, that's
what it is.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
First numbers four four, yeah, so these are days? Okay,
four days.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
All right.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Next number is twelve twelve days ago, and next one
is up. There's another four, so we have two fours.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
All right, all right, twelve four? What's that? I said?
Four to twelve four four twelve four? Oh, this is
a date. So let's backtrack to March eighth.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Okay, let me get my calendar out, know how to math?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Hold outright? My god? All right, we'll figure out how
many days. That was.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Three days lucky, all right, And then we have.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Last one would be six and who does this? So
this is one?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
So this is so it's myself, Gina, Greg Menace, Sammy Morgan, Morgan, Yeah,
Morgan's in there.
Speaker 13 (27:03):
Love it all right.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
So let's uh, let's get our guesses together. If you
want to text over.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Like, who's do you think?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Let's just see out of curiosity, let's just stick with
March eighth. Who's do you think is March eighth? And
then who's do you think is three days ago? So
we'll start with the lowest number, and then obviously the
biggest one. We'll keep it to that because otherwise it is
gonna be all over the on the text. So on
the text over to two to nine eighty seven? Who
do you think the last time they had sex was
(27:33):
March eighth? And then who do you think had three
days ago? Text over to two two nine eight seven?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You know what not bad? I mean, look at us
considering active. Well, see that's not the case. That's not
the case anymore. We used to be the ugliest show
on the radio. It's not so much the case anymore.
This is way hard. Greg.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
You keep getting comments on on the social of the
video and stuff about how skinny.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You are now I wish? Yeah, and Greg' has always
been beautiful. Greg's super good looking.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Yeah, Sammy, let's come on, Okay Sammy and Morgan, are
you kidding?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah? I mean, you know, menace? What a handsome devil?
You know? Yeah? Dash so he's edible? Yeah, oh my god,
head the toe. It was a Saturday. I had to
quit GQ.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, So get your guesses in.
Who belongs to March eighth? Who belongs to three days ago?
As far as the last time they did it, Nobody
here is in. Nobody here is in uh Lenny Kravit's territory,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody Text your guests over
to two two ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
We'll be right back. Can I offer you a nice
egg in this trying time Woody show and welcome back.
Time to get some results here. If you're talking about
how Lenny Cravis has been celibate for years years, years
and years and years.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Somebody said they've been selling to says, I've been celibate
for eight years, and it's not because I'm fat or ugly.
It's because I'm busy with my career and taking care
of my children because I'm a single parent.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Okay, you can carve out one night. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah, I'm sure your parents are dying to hang out
of their granddads, right.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
You know, I'm questioning the honesty of this game. I'm
hoping because without naming names, there was somebody who really,
really really didn't want to take part in it, and
the advice to that person was, well, then just lie.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh so I'm wondering. I just hope they're honest answers. Okay, okay,
I'm rooting for honesty.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Well, let me tell you on the text, because the
numbers that we have neither days since the last time.
Two people said four which somebody on the text that
was interesting. Two of you had sex four days ago. Yeah, yeah,
I'm assuming not together.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
One would assume. Another person said twelve days, somebody said
three days, somebody said six days, and one person said
March eighth. You know how many days that's been, But
they just said March eighth.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
And we asked people in the text to text over like, uh,
who did you think had the March eighth date? And
then who do you think had the three days, so
the longest and then the shortest. All right, all right,
then according to the text, uh, as far as March goes,
it was really a toss up between me Menace and Sammy.
Oh okay me because.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You know talk about like you know, the frequency, the
kids stuff and the weird schedule and that whole thing.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Right for the three days, the favorite by far as
greg and then the follow up to that would be Morgan.
That's according to the text.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
For three three three.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
All right, we're gonna start. We're gonna start in the middle.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
All right, let's go with uh, well, how do you
want to do this? You just want to do like
each person.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Let's go around the room, each person, all right, so
give me your guesses, Gina, for you don't really know
us as long as.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
No, we know the rest of each other. But I listen,
I'm a p one, I got it, all right? So
should we start with just that? If we're in it?
What's that?
Speaker 14 (31:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
No, you'll have to you can get someone else. But
then that adds.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Don't we just give the date and everybody say the
name for that date?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
No? No, we just always throw people off. Oh okay, right, great, okay,
just lie, yes, all right.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
For the four day crew, the four day pick, I'm
going Greg and Menace.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
For the twelve days, I'm going with you Whatddie. Okay,
this is where things got a little complicated with the
with the ladies.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So let's give this a try.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Six days Morgan, March eighth, Sammy, and that leaves.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Three days me. But that's as far as I can go.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna say for the
two fours, I'll say myself and Gina.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Okay, I believe it's been.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Twelve days for Morgan. I think Greg is the three day.
I think Menace is the sixth day, and I believe
that Sammy is March eighth.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Interesting, all right, Greg, what do you got? I have
Woody with twelve days, I have Morgan with four, I
have Menace with six, Gina with a guy they say
he's got BDE You give me f s E frequent
(32:38):
sex energy. So I have I have you at three. Yeah,
I have Sammy with March.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
A, March eighth. All right, Menace, I'm going with four
days for Woody and myself. Then I'm going twelve days
for Sammy, four months for Morgan of her March, the
march the market. They went, yeah. And then Greg, of
(33:04):
course he has to be the three days. I've always
said he's a social and that I'm saying six. I
had a theory on this. I say six for Gina
because of the day of the week at lands On
that she would have more energy than anybody else in
the room. Okay, interesting, all right, detective work.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
All right, Sammy, I have for the four days, I
have Woody and Gina. I have Greg as the three days.
Speaker 12 (33:29):
I have Menace as the six days, Morgan as the
twelve in me as March eight.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
The thing is, is she telling the truth?
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Not that one? You know what I mean? Look at
that poker face. Very good? All right? So, uh who
has the four days? Raise your hand? If we got
a four day? Oh?
Speaker 15 (33:47):
Greg, and yeah, I got that woman, both of them.
I don't know you guys much busy.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah see, I put Menaces six speaker because I figured, like,
you know, that's uh, you know, he's running around a lot,
he's got all these other things, and you know, right,
he's always running out of the energy.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
As it is a lot of times it's always kind
of Greig. I'm so disappointed. Yeah, give me like four minutes.
I feel very validated. All right, Well then who who
is the three? Ah? Good for you, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Do you have do you have what you say frequent
sex energy?
Speaker 8 (34:26):
My husband might disagree, but you know, you just gotta
get you, just gotta get done, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Good for you, Good for you, all right, and with
a kid in the house too.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Yeah, impressed, very possible, impressive, very tricky.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
All right, what about the uh what about the twelve days?
Speaker 16 (34:48):
That would be me?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Twelve days? Interesting? I knew Morgan and Sammy had to
be the longest. Yeah, because single well they never say
anything out at all.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Yeah, all right, what about uh what about March eighth?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh no, the six days, six days will be mine? Yeah, okay,
oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Six days mine and then uh March eighth, that only
leaves Morgan, which yeah, dude, nobody saw.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
That, not at all, me neither.
Speaker 16 (35:24):
But yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
But also a good question on the text, how do
you remember March eighth? Like, like, why March eighth?
Speaker 13 (35:31):
Well, because it was the last time, so I just
looked up my text the last time I had seen
those persons. But yeah, I'm celibate for life now.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Actually you are, No, you're not.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
You've taken a vow.
Speaker 16 (35:42):
Why well not a vow, Gina.
Speaker 13 (35:44):
But I mean, it's been so long and like that,
Texter said, they're so busy and they have things to do,
and I don't have the energy and I just don't wow,
think I'm attractive.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
But startling. You notice so many UFC events, you would
think they would be off. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
You should do You should fill it in like an
old pool, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, yeah,
board it up and.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Just make a garden out of it. All right, Well,
there you go, Yeah, there you go. This is the
Woodie Show, Yes it is.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
And it's a Friday morning, a morning that is Greg Gory.
Good morning, We've got minace, what is there is sea beans,
Sammy is here, Gina is here, and all of a
sudden feeling feeling very nauseous.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, good morning. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
And she said she's got like cold sweats going on,
and she thinks this is her this is her analysis
of the situation. Yeah, this is the first time. Yeah,
she took a heavy one from her husband and now, yeah,
this is the first time in a long time she's
had to work five days in a row, you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So that's what you said that that was hurting. You
heard it right afterwards.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
Yeah, wow, this is the first fifth day in a
row of this schedule. Oh yeah, and I think did
you really think it never was?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
That's why I hurt day? That's what you said, right, Greg.
I mean we were right here the words. I've heard that.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
Yet I assumed there was concept.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
That might not be what you meant, but it's what
you said. It's like, Oh, I'm like a coal miner,
yeah right here, I'm a hero. No, it's like the
firefighters have nothing on me coming. This is actually helpful. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Anyway, gangs, all here, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. What he sent us a Friday check in
on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
We got the duy q coming up for you this
hour or dumbass contest and your chance to win some
stuff right now.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Time for your Friday fail stories. All right, ladies and.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Gentlemen, boys and girls, and it is time for your
Friday fan star. All these people thought we had the
perfect plan to plan that could never go wrong, But
somewhere along the line it went from being a great
idea to one big stick in megas.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You know, guys, pretty good. Good, that's damn good. Yeah yeah, Juilliard, Yeah,
not bad.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
We're gonna start with the story out of New York.
This guy, he was running from the cops. As he
tried to get away, he climbed up this, uh, this
really tall structure. But once he got up there, he
was stuck and he had to be rescued, and he
was even trying to punch the guys who were there
to rescue him.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Sure, okay, well then just stay them, yeah, or push
him off the top.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
And then anyway, once they got him on the ground,
they got him under arrest.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
They took him to fail jail sail. So there.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Here's one from El Paso, Texas, where he got this chick,
Stacy Smith, who called nine one one and said that
her small child was in a car that had just
been stolen. Now, the car was stolen, but there was
no kid. In fact, the car wasn't even Stacy's. She
was just trying to help her friend get her stolen
car back. Now, the good news is the idea of
(40:01):
work because the police, they immediately got on it. They
tracked the car down, extensive search. Bad news is Stacey
ended up in failed jail for filing a false report. Yeah, sales,
but they're like, you know, if this is the only
way I'm gonna get my car back, or you get it.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, really loved that car. Yeah, just say there's a kid. Yeah,
it's worth going to jailer. I won't need the car
for a while. That's a good friend. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
In Boston, this couple at a diner. They had some food.
They enjoyed their meal, and then did the old dining dash.
After they eight the the chick went to the bathroom.
The guy walked out, Then she started to walk out
as well, and when the employees try to stop her,
she pulls a gun. It's a cute little pink clocks like, kit,
(40:46):
is it really threatening if it's pink?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
I mean, come on, it's just anyway. She pointed it at.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
One of the employees, who easily wrestled the gun away.
The woman takes off, but police were quickly able to
identify her. Ask me how because she left her so
social Security card behind? She dropped it during the scuffle.
My question, you will still carry that?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
My question? Yeah, does anybody carry their Social Security card? No?
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Never, I have the actual social Security card, which is
kind of falling apart in Yeah.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
I think that's what you do with it. Yeah, you
can't laminate it or do anything.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
The only time I've ever needed to break it out
is if you're filling out paperwork for like a new
job or something like that, or you're applying.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I don't think I've ever needed the physical card, just
the number. Oh why did she have it?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I don't know it's acceptable forms of ID idea or whatever,
still depending depending on what it is. Well, yeah, yeah, anyway,
so she drops it. She's arrested, charged with carrying a
loaded firearm, carrying a firearm without a license, unlawful possession
of ammunition, I mean, a whole bunch of stuff. Oh,
assault and battery on an elderly person since the employee
(41:57):
was older. Oh, and she was taking to fail jail.
I didn't say what happened, if anything, of the guy
that she was with, but yes, sailed.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
That's super cool.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
And my favorite story of the week is from Virginia
where fire officials they get a call from a homeowner
who said that their oven had quote exploded, and when
they got there, they took a look and sure enough,
the oven had exploded, but the question was why. Turns
out the explosion was thanks to the gun that they
were storing in their oven. What Apparently somebody forgot about
(42:29):
the gun when they turned the oven on to heat
it up. That heated up the loaded gun five rounds
went off. At least one of those rounds shot through
the front glass. Nobody got hurt, but still officials released
a statement reminding people to quote, make sure to properly
store your firearms.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
You know, like not in the oven you want to.
Speaker 8 (42:51):
Yeah, right, that's insane.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
I haven't done that with a gun, but I've left
a pan or like a baking sheet in the oven
and forgot and then go to preheat it.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
What's that smell? Ye, the pan or the baking sheet
makes a smell.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Yeah, like if I made something and didn't feel like
washing it and I just left it in there.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I know, sounds not like me. You've done that. I have,
and then I made something using like some kind of
like pan.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
Yeah, let's say it's like a sheet like a frozen pizza.
Take it off, and I don't want to deal with
the pan right now.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
That is so unlike you g did you go to
the hospital and get chucked down anything.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
No, And I have considered pulling a menace before, not
with like nice pots and pans, but with baking sheets specifically,
because when you can't clean them, I thought, I do.
I often think I should probably just throw this away.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
I mean, they do get to a point where they
it's just a it's just a baking sheet.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
My most recent baking sheet, I don't know the brand,
but it's way stronger and firmer than my previous one.
It's not all flimsy it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, those are nice.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Cheap or because whatever, Because like there were some that
I had at one point where like you would hear
like a pop and kind of.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Twist or or whatever.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
All do that about my new one being so sturdy
and it doesn't do that twist in the oven?
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Yeah, pops and like you know kind of if you're
like putting like a tater tot on there up like
a popcorn.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I know, be better baking pan industry. Do you need
to get one? So find out baking sheet will on.
All Clad makes this really nice one. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
My stepmother works for all Clad Okay at their their
factory there in Cannesburg.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, and get your employee discount yeah, send some baking.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Yeah, I mean there are these big flat heavy it
just has like a little lip at the front, which
is cool.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Well, those are the.
Speaker 12 (44:53):
Best, yeah, yeah, rather than all the way around because
sometimes they lip when yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Sides, this just no thing just big. Yeah, it's like
a little in the front. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
It's also nice to slide cookies off of hs off
your baking cookies. Put a little a little parchment down maybe,
and that way you can just like kind of get
a counter level and just slide it right off.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I'm on the all Clad website right now. Pick someselfing
use a baking sheet and it's not really dirty? Do
you still wash it? Yes? I don't.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
You don't, So this is not a one off thing,
no regular behavior from you.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Altra lazy with baked so weird? Would I do? I would?
I would have lost that bet I do.
Speaker 12 (45:33):
Put foil okay, but you don't even just toss it
in the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Just dishwasher spoiled down. A baking sheet is a dishwasher item.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah, Greg, do you have things that just don't go
on the dishwashers for some reason? Like people have things
that just never go on a dryer.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
For some reason, it's like anything that you use on
the stove or in the oven, so pots, pans, baking sheets,
I don't put in the dishwater.
Speaker 12 (45:54):
I hand wash all that stuff hand I hand wash
pots and pans. But I'll throw a baking sheet in.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
But even even like sirrving, like the stuff you used
to like, you know, stir something on the stove, I don't.
I don't put that stuff in the dishwasher either.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
I wash that like like big, like a slotted spoon
or things like that. Tongs yea, I do put tongs
in too big, too awkward. I'd rather just wash them
and them away.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
My dishwasher has this like tiny little drawer on the top.
Oh yeah, that's so I put the tongs on that.
Yeah yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yeah, dude, ten piece set on the all Clad website
pro release nonstick bakewear. I'm digging it, dude.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
Yeah, did you see what I'm talking about? That big
flat baking sheet that just get the lip at the front.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I'm looking at the ten piece set that has like
all that stuff. Yeah. I'll put you in touch with
my step mom. She'll get you all locked in. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Hook us up and anybody from all clads listening, would
it kill you to put some air conditioning in the
production facility?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah, like everybody was dying of heat.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
There's no a c I don't maybe because of everything
that's running, but it's certainly not running enough.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, so everybody's like having heat stroke and stuff. Oh no,
but uh like sweatshop, you know, oh thank you. Yeah,
but they're.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
All fighting to make these like really great items and
stuff like come on, all right, breaking choose, Yeah, all right,
were gonna take a break. Morewoody Show d UYQ rep.
That's coming up next our dumb Ass contest. If you'd
like to play, give us a call right now, eight
seven seven forty four.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
What he is?
Speaker 2 (47:18):
The number? It's eight seven seven forty four. Whaty d
uyq is? Next?
Speaker 14 (47:24):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I have a wide selection of cabernets
to choose from.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, The Woody Show and moving things. Try along here
on a Friday morning with a dumb ass contest that
We're ready to go and play with you. Eight seven
seven forty four? What he is the number? We are
gonna play the du c Yeah, as Greg grooves out
to depeche Mode, I'm proving hard. This is a good song.
(48:02):
I want to say this came out in ninety seven.
It's no good. I think you're right.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Yeah, some are rather it was a it was a
late nineties or all right, So d u i Q.
Let's say hi to our contestants. Say hello to Matt. Hey,
good morning, Matt.
Speaker 10 (48:16):
How are morning crew?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
First time?
Speaker 13 (48:19):
Long time?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Oh thanks? How about a happy Friday to you, sir?
And what are your correct? Ninety seven? Damn im good
at that? Good?
Speaker 9 (48:25):
I would have thought that, quite honestly, that depeche Mode
stopped in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah, I have no idea that they had it. They
have a new album as of last year.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
Yeah, but tell Maury look into it, check it out,
you exactly. So anyway, Matt, you're gonna play the u
i Q and Sea basket. Explaining the way the game works, please,
I hit.
Speaker 9 (48:43):
These streets to find out who's nice and drunk and
who wants to answer trivia questions, and that's the game
is you listen to a drunk person try to answer
trivia questions, and you guess whether they know the answer.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
You don't have to guess the answer the questions. That's
of course not everyone that's above him. It's a given
right if you.
Speaker 9 (48:57):
Know, if you can guess where the drunk person knows
the answer, and if you can guess that correctly, two
times out of three, you win.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
All right.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
And so, uh, we have a drunk here that we're
gonna get know a little bit first. That way you
can use that to try to gauge whether they're really
with it or really out of it, considering if they
are drunk, and then we're gonna guess also with medicine, Sammy,
they're stone cold sober sober this morning, and we'll see
how they do as well, Matt, who do we have here?
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Uh? Sea bass is a Jonathan.
Speaker 9 (49:22):
Then he's out parting with his bros and rosettes and he's, uh,
you know what, he's excited.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
He's gonna tell us all about it. All right.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
What do you guys have to drink today?
Speaker 10 (49:31):
Qq on nice Anything you give me, I'll drink it.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
I Ney thing you give me, I'll drink it.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Anyone I ever hand you a shot, you'd be like,
oh I don't want that shot.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Oh be cause I know, bitch, Maury Cory very good,
I know qu I know, bitch, bitch my my right, No, bitch.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
What's your blood alcohol concentration right now?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Point zero zero one? Bad at all?
Speaker 3 (49:56):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I'm the most sober right now across the board. No,
that dude is the dude that ends up puking at
the end of the night and or getting thrown out
of the bar. And that's got a baby fight. Yeah,
the Marine Corp taught him how to drink tequila. Yeah good,
I mean I improve of the drink of choice. Yeah,
and thank you for service. Yeah all right, Matt, thank
(50:17):
you for you drinking.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
That is that is Jonathan. Now here are the questions
that count question number one here on the d U
y Q.
Speaker 7 (50:24):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green eyed.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
What oh all right? Uh, let's see.
Speaker 9 (50:32):
And it's not a clue to say this is Shakespearean
actually in origin, but they already knew that.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Okay, do you guys need to hear the question one
more time?
Speaker 7 (50:39):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green eyed what all right?
Speaker 5 (50:43):
I'm gonna say that, uh you know what's soon?
Speaker 2 (50:48):
All right?
Speaker 5 (50:49):
No for clearly, No for Jonathan, No for no for Menace,
all right, yes for Sammy. She looks oddly confident.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
The only other guy. Are they going to get it right?
They're gonna be able to cite the play it came from.
Oh yeah, this stands out, Gregory, what do you think
I'm triple no? All right, triple no. I'm with you?
Speaker 8 (51:08):
What he he has no idea? I don't think Menace knows.
I think Sammy knows.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, all right, what do you think, Morgan?
Speaker 16 (51:14):
I can't see Sammy's face right now, but I gotta.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Go triple no, triple triple no. Now medicine, Sammy, what
do you think about Jonathan? Do you think he's going
to get it?
Speaker 17 (51:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (51:23):
No, all right, Matt, what do you think? Yes or no?
For question number one? Despite how well spoken he is,
I'm going to know no, all right, question number one?
D u i Q. We'll start with medicine. Sammy.
Speaker 7 (51:33):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Eyed what menace monster? Sammy monster monster got my face? Yeah?
All right? Are we embarrassed? Fun fact?
Speaker 9 (51:47):
Obviously most peopleople know it from Othello, but he actually
first used the line in the Merchant of Venice.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Which was way better. I kind of told you where
it came from. I heard that before, seen it, and
I've been with this source one.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Yeah, I've been to all Right, Question number one, here's
Jonathan and the d u i Q.
Speaker 7 (52:03):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Eyed what giant?
Speaker 3 (52:09):
What does giants say?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Alright, well, good news, Matt. You're on the board. You
got your first point and you got two more questions
to try to get one more point to be the
winner this week on the d u i Q. Here
we go. Question number two.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
What teams fans carry the terrible towel?
Speaker 2 (52:31):
All right? Uh, that's another one. Uh we are here. Well,
I shouldn't say.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Let's see, I'm gonna say Menace, Yes, Sammy again, looking
pretty confident, I'll say yes. Jonathan God, I want to
say yes, but I'll say no for Jonathan, Greg Gory.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
What says you no for Jonathan? No for Jonathan? Looking
at Menace, that's not confident.
Speaker 6 (52:58):
I'm gonna say yeah. I'm gonna say yes for Menace
as well. Okay, then Sammy yes, all right?
Speaker 8 (53:06):
Uh, Gina, I'm gonna do something crazy and I'm going
to sweep.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yes, I'm going to sweep. Yes. Yeah, all right, we're
still kind of new all right, yeah, Morgan, what do
you think?
Speaker 16 (53:16):
Yeah, I'm with Gina. We got to sweep yes for
this one.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
Okay, too easy? Menace and Sammy, what do you think
about our drunk friend Jonathan? Will he get it? No?
Speaker 12 (53:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (53:24):
All right, Matt? Yes or no?
Speaker 9 (53:27):
Given his intro, it sounds like he could even be
a fan of this team, so I'll say yes.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
All right, Well, because they party hard. He sounds really cool.
Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Awesome dude.
All right. Question number two for the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
What teams fans carry the terrible towel?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Menace, Steelers of Steelers Steelers. Look at these guys fire? Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 5 (53:52):
All right, Well the question is here, does Matt win
the duy Q? Does even Jonathan, our drunk can know
the answer, because if he gets it right, then our
friend Matt here is gonna be the winner. Question number
two what.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Teams fans carry the terrible towel?
Speaker 2 (54:07):
The Washington football team.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
They think they're nice, but they're not.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
They're really not.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Now what are they called? Now the Washington football team.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Oh, Americants football team because they're racist. Oh yeah, you
were close, double down, you were close.
Speaker 5 (54:24):
All right, Well, Matt, there you go, and Gina, yeah
there it goes your your confidence in a sweep. Well, Matt,
you still have one more question here in order to
win this round of the d y Q. Question number three.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
In the Bible, Moses spoke to a burning what.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
All right, No for Jonathan, yes for both, And this
is just now taking this pen cap off. I know
he's probably trying to figure out what the letters look like,
so I can run them down and.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
I'll say yes for I think medicine. Sammy sweep this week,
so I'll say no Jonathan, then yes Sammy and Menace,
Greg Gory.
Speaker 6 (55:04):
Okay, I'm gonna start with Jonathan. That's a no, Right Sammy,
I'm gonna say yes for some reason.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
I don't know why. Menas is the wild card here,
a wild card. I'm gonna say, sorry, buddy, no, no, Gina.
Speaker 8 (55:19):
Grad do I learn nothing because I'm going three yes.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Three yeses again, Yeah, all right, Morgan.
Speaker 16 (55:26):
No for Jonathan, Yes for Sammy and Menace, Yes.
Speaker 5 (55:29):
For Sammy and Menace. Okay, now medicine. Sammy, what do
you think about our drunk friend Jonathan? Will he get
this question right?
Speaker 2 (55:36):
No? No, all right, Matt, what do you think I
got on this one? Okay? Sure, this is make or break.
You're saying, no, yeah, you can't pull that regis on me.
Speaker 18 (55:47):
I'll just stick with it.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
Finally, I'm just making sure on the maker. I'm saying
the maker breaks a chance to reconsider. That's okay, all right?
Question number three here on the d u y Q.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
In the Bible, Moses spoke to a burning.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
What menace bush? Sammy, first about Bush? Yeah, that's sweet, people,
that is that is a sweep.
Speaker 5 (56:10):
Now, Matt said that our drunk Jonathan will not get
it right, and if that is the case, he will
be the winner of the d y Q.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
In the Bible, Moses spoke to a burning what Jesus
write some.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Blood a blunt alright, Jesus strength and blood? But oh blood? Okay,
I thought if one would have been better.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
All right, Well, hey, either way, Matt, congratulations, you are
the winner of this week's d u i Q.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Thank you so much, Surf for listening to the Woodie Show.
Do me a favor.
Speaker 5 (56:43):
Hang on one second, we'll get all your information. You have
yourself a great weekend. All right, all right, there's there's
Matt Our Winner on the d y Q.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Guys, great, Why am I shocked? He didn't? Well, see,
we're not shocks. But we've been doing this for a
long time.
Speaker 9 (57:02):
I think if you went back through school today, you'd
be shocked, quite literally to learn how little they're teaching kids.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
That's just what we thought was general world knowledge.
Speaker 5 (57:13):
I mean, I'm not sure they're covering the burning bush
unless they're like in some kind of like private Christian school.
Speaker 8 (57:17):
I got even Christian and that's just like pop culture knowledge.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yeah, I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
Like, if you're younger, I can understand you not knowing
because they're not teaching that in school.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
Protest it's not necessary. But then what are they teaching them? Yeah?
What is it? What's going How to do your taxes?
Speaker 17 (57:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah, we hit that. How to have a budget, We've
hit that. To do your own laundry? You do that
in a month. What's the other eighteen years technology question?
We're going to take a quick break. We've got some
more Woodies show for you. Next hang on to show.
We'll be right back back. We're back to the show,
(57:58):
all right, do you im cues.
Speaker 5 (58:03):
Learn more and more about Gina Grattar knew his full
time member of the show. She said that she's never
thrown up from alcohol.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
I wish well no, gregor are you the one said
you've never had You've never had a headache, but not
like an alcoholic just in general, you've never had a headache. Yeah,
maybe maybe one. Yeah, that's incredible. I think it's incredible.
You've never thrown up from I'm not a huge drinker.
Speaker 8 (58:25):
But also yeah, I don't know. I've held many a
girl's hair. Well, she did it, but I've never done it.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
You've never barked like even the next day hangover, like
maybe not in the moment, like Menace will do what
he calls a reset where he throws up while he's
drinking so he can drink more.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Yeah, I've puked dumpsters full of Yeah.
Speaker 8 (58:45):
That's the thing, though, I will do almost anything to
avoid puging.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
That is the most upsetting thing in the whole world.
Speaker 5 (58:53):
Having a conversation off the air, and somebody asked the question,
would you rather cry.
Speaker 8 (58:58):
Or Puke's cry all day?
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah? And then Greg said you'd rather, I said, I
said puke because I think I love crying. I do.
Speaker 6 (59:07):
I love sad movies, I love sad songs. I like
to you put songs a sleepy sad songs in order
to tear up. But I don't want to cry if
it's like a for real reason.
Speaker 8 (59:18):
Interesting as we manufactured.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah, like I love a sad movie. I love crying
during that.
Speaker 5 (59:24):
But I'd rather puke than cry. I think you look
less ridiculous when you're puking. Really, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
Mean nobody likes spuking obviously. Look at people's like crying face,
like people's orgasm face.
Speaker 8 (59:35):
Crye and Morgan saw me cry forty minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeaheah, yeah you are you feeling any better? By the
way line, Okay, now, are you a fan of drinking
in general?
Speaker 8 (59:46):
I'm not a huge drinker.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
She's more about drugs, I think, Oh yeah, I love.
Speaker 8 (59:49):
A good good recreational Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Something that you know, what is? What is? Then? What
is that for you? Are you talking like weed? And yeah?
Speaker 8 (59:57):
You know it's all very CD, It's all very easy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
I've tried pretty much everything, but I am very lucky.
I don't have an addictive personality. It's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
So you can try and be like just curious about stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Yeah, I'd be like, that's that was cool. I get it,
and then I move on and you know, move on
with my life.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
But from like a recreational standpoint, like what I like,
you know, like a th hc if it's okay, right.
Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
I mean, I've tried mushrooms, ecstasy, MOLLI, I.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Catta take you more for like a mushrooms person that
you do. There's another friend that we have.
Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
No, that's there's another friend that we have that's really
into this chocolate that's got mushrooms in it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I tried that, you I did.
Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
It wasn't that earth shattering? Well I think it was psychosomatic.
Yeah yeah, yeah, because I so little of it or
I ate so little of it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
But it made me more talkative. If that's But you
have to.
Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
Be careful with anything that you eat instead of like
smoke or do what because you're like, this doesn't work,
let me eat the whole thing, and then yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Think you're dying exactly. Well, I share that story. Just recently,
I drink that hundred milligrams on an.
Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Empty stomach of the weed seltzer on the floor, but
I'm like anything like there are six hundred milligrams.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I've tried to get you to drink at home, but
you won't. I know, I won't drink at home. It's
so relaxing. I'm with Woody. I it's weird. I have
alcohol like throughout my house. I got a ton of it.
I don't same because I won't drink at home. I
don't do any kind of like nothing, no weed, no,
no anything. You're a square, so boring, sit in your lounger.
Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Yeah, I do, like aarticula, but I'm not do. I
have no motivation to drink when I'm alone or at
most people are like people are lower like okay, maybe.
Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
Yeah, all nurse of whiskey all night, that'll be great.
But other than that, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Let's go the on the text for the would you
rather puke or cry? It was such a random question.
Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
But I just can't believe it's a contest.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, I say puke. Greg says puke, You say crime menace.
I say puke all down. You can cry, obviously, gender thing.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Well, like I said, I would rather puke if the
crying was for a real reason.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
It's more the reason, yes, that he's scared of, not
like if I'm crying for real something something bad, it's.
Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
Bad, or said this is this goes back to what
Gina just said. It is a gender thing because women
cry over everything and and nothing the drop of a head.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
Therefore, because we're more emotionally regulated or so right, regulate
Yeah exactly, until you have a throw up marathon unbalanced,
Yeah regulated.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
I love that. That makes chaos.
Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
It only makes sense to say because come up next,
same way.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Hang on Woody Show, and.
Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct old good morning everybody good? Yeah, yeah, sorry, choice,
spent swig of Coke zero, MENACE's new favorite beverage.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Oh I love coke zero, but you know what I
love even more, cocaine no doctor pepper zero. Oh yeah,
that's good too. Yeah, that's good too, so good. Oh,
you just crushed all the zeros. I don't even know
realize that they they make squirt zero.
Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Now you know they make squirt zero in the big bottles.
I haven't seen it in the smaller bottle.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, only, well they make it in cans, but they
don't make it the mini cans, which is my favorite
mini can. I love the Mini can. Woody, Greg Menace,
there's Gina Gray, Sammy's here.
Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
We got sea bass phones open eight seven seven four
wood It's eight seven seven four Woody.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
And may I shout out one more for Chrischer got
me into the am w root beer zero as well.
That's good.
Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
We got radio charades schradio. It's now being called coming
up for you this hour. It's almost a fun game.
Some people.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Greg are pretty good at it, Bottles, Sammy pretty bad
at it. Not great, but we'll see how everybody does.
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
We do have some after hours voicemails if you guys
have to sure you're what people are saying on the
after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
What he is?
Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
The number that's eight seven seven forty four. Whaty anytime
after ten am until we get in the next morning. Uh,
you can leave us message about whatever it. And some
people are just listening on the podcast and they still
want to share their story, like a little follow up here.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
This is the I've got a confession to make.
Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Oh where people were calling in with their confessions and
here's something that this person wanted to confess.
Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
Hey, I would like to remain anonymous, and I have
a confession that I rave painted a genitalia on a
church when I was twelve years old, and I never
got in trouble. Nobody ever found out.
Speaker 15 (01:04:46):
It was watched off like the next day.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
But part of me feels a little guilty about it,
and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
Thank you guys have a going well.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I'm sure you get to bring it up to God.
So ye yeah, yeah, remember that time you spray painted
up Pini on one of my homes, but it was hilario. Yeah,
it's hilarious. After hours voicemail eight.
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Woodie, Hey man, Yeah, I've been listening to you for
a long time, a long time, but I have to
say this bachelor crap. I mean, it is nothing but crap.
Can't stand listening to it. I think it's horrible, one
of the most horrible things you've ever done. I don't know,
I know, I don't have to listen, just fast forward
(01:05:35):
to it. But that was a long time. I took
a long time out of your show for just something
that is so ignorant and domb stupid, any kind of
words you can think about it. This could be a
drunk boy's dial frum dial voicemail too. But anyway, that's
(01:05:56):
giving you my opinion. But let's going to be for
a long time and I'm not going to quit. Listen.
I have to give you my opinion on it because
that sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Okay, wait, what was he thought about Golden Bachelorette? How
do you not like?
Speaker 10 (01:06:19):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Sevestian? Yeah, that's all good education today.
Speaker 19 (01:06:29):
Just taking my mom to a doctor's appointment, Sebastian.
Speaker 15 (01:06:32):
Oh yeah, she lives with me, so I take her
to her doctors. Oh, thank you baby.
Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
Wow again, I always say, just don't say dumb, stupid
or sucks. Give us why and how?
Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Yeah, like I made you uncomfortable because I can think
about with your mom and your grandma over morning.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Now you're over the horning. It's hard to walk into
work with a bonner. That's exactly right, you know things
like that.
Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Let's see after ours voicemail eat seven Woodie, So see
what this person's guns.
Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Hey, what's going on? Guys with the show? Welcome Gina.
I think you're a great addition to the show. You
guys mentioned the vocal fried lesbian as the new guests.
We're talking about house hunters. Have you guys ever mentioned
to Gina that she has a massive vocal fries as well?
Like when she was talking to telling a story about
the cop, the super grey cop that followed her into
the garage.
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
She kept on saying, sir, sir, kind of, that's not.
Speaker 10 (01:07:32):
Creaky chair on the floor.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
It's just an observation I had. Okay, Well that's yeah, night, Yeah,
you're right, vocal fry is annoying. It's like that, that's
not vocal fries.
Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
And I may have sounded like a creaky chair on
the floor, but that's not vocal fr This is vocal fry.
Speaker 20 (01:07:48):
Yeah, that's vocal like not like that. Sure, it was like, sir,
that was a sure. We're gonna do radio charade. Radio
it's coming up next, Joy, it's back. Well, I think
we've we've done this once. This is the second time ever.
And we called it radio charades. And then I think
(01:08:11):
it was Gina, they said, oh, radio, I.
Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Like pushing words together. Yeah, portmanteau, which we like that
sometimes we like a good name to a segment before
we even come up with what this segment is. Portmanteau word,
what is that.
Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
I mean, I literally just said portmanteau, a portmanteau.
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I love the portmanteau port monteau. Was that like something
that was made of or is that a real word?
It's a real word. It's a real word.
Speaker 8 (01:08:35):
Portmanteau is like char radio would be like you're putting
two words together.
Speaker 9 (01:08:39):
So it's so cute that Gina said, I literally just
said that, as if that matters with you, like.
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Moorgasm, yeah, orgasm. But I'm like port man to think
it's French. Well the port is to join Yeah, okay,
a man and man.
Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
With his toes portman poor man's toe.
Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah. Anyway, I'm not going I do love that word. Yeah,
so is it a word.
Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
It's a word that the definition is combining other words.
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Okay, anyway, word of today, guys, let's not learn. Let's
not learn backwards.
Speaker 19 (01:09:19):
You were saying all dyslexic, like like myself. You weren't
saying like oh then anyway, anyways, Well, for radio radio charades,
the goal.
Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Which would be what menace? That would be an example
of what radio a portmanteau portmanteau. Okay, I guess portmanteau.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
I don't know what it is either do.
Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
So the goal here is to get your party to
guess as many answers on the category as you can.
And well note it's not even a category. It's like
just it's four different words or four different things in
one minute. You can use any combination of sounds and movements,
but your hands must be behind your back.
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Oh no, okay, yeah them up. Yeah, so you can't.
Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
You can't use your hands for this, but otherwise you
could do other movements like over your head or who
wants to do the sounds first?
Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Greg's the goodest, Greg? Yeah, you were pretty good this
last time. This is harder than it seems.
Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Then you can pass it off to the next person.
Then you also get to pick who gets to guess
for you. Okay, all right, so let me know what
the number is the top it is? Oh jeez, no,
it's number five, number five.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
All right, let me go to my checklist. Do it
to Gina. Okay, okay, all right, Gina, you're gonna guess
I'm the receiver. Yeah, all right, so you'll have one minute.
You'll have one minute to try to guess as many
of these as you can. Oh, do you need that? Another?
Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
Is there more than one word on a paper. Yes, okay,
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Know four, got it? Yeah? Yeah, so they'll be you know,
he'll he'll do he'll try to do one that we
keep moving.
Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Yeah, and just to refresh my memory. We can't say
any words, right, no, no.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Word, Sammy screwed up like buzz buzz word.
Speaker 11 (01:11:09):
Yeah, it's been really hard for me to not do that.
Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
Can we pass if I want you to just go
to the next word.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Okay, I think you're gonna want to pass the first
one because I don't know what to do. All right, Well,
I don't mean I'm ready. Are you ready? All right?
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
I'll ever be radio, go, vacuum, blender, blender, crushed ice.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Bonder, blending ice, blending ice. That's good, it's good.
Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
An alarm, a cow alarm clock cow cow alarm cow bell.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Cow alright, alright? Or our seal yeah, seal, nice.
Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
Ambulance, siren, siren, alarm, siren, security siren, police cars, car alarm.
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Cart right at the end, with fifty nine seconds. In
fifty nine seconds in, she blurted out, car seal would
be so easy, and I can't do it. All right,
(01:12:49):
you did it?
Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
Now, I know we're going to have people are going
to say that they were going to disqualify the cow
bell because you said.
Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Moves, but it doesn't not the sound to make because
you move is thee what we say.
Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
I mean really, to be fair, it's not like I
got that one quickly.
Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I don't even know what the hell. But also that's
not the point. But I mean, I see, because that's
that's the I.
Speaker 12 (01:13:13):
Would say if it was a faucet going drip, be like,
but that's the sound it makes, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Drip is a word like if it was a dog,
did you say bark bark? Qualification? You know we lost.
You'll backpock that one in case it's a tie. Yeah, okay,
we a loss.
Speaker 21 (01:13:27):
That was By the way, I'll put an asterisk next
to us, Gina. No one else will get for it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
By the way, you don't think okay, you want to
do the sounds, I'll try. Okay, Now you get to
pick who does the guessing.
Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
Should I do someone else? So it's not just me
and Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Correct if you want to put him in the test,
how good he is? I told him? Not good? Man,
This is more hilarious.
Speaker 8 (01:13:49):
Yeah, manas let's.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Do this all right, So what's the number of the
top of your list there, Gina? Seven? Okay seven, focus
mine now would all right, we'll take this, take a
second to figure out how you want to approach this.
Be generous with the past button. We'll come back to it. Yeah,
(01:14:10):
that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Don't get caught, you know, you can always say pass
and move on to the next thing and come back.
Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
To the other ones. All right, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
All right, it's radio radio charades. Yeah, Gina is doing
the sounds. Menace is going to try to guess you
have one minute on the clock and go.
Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Lizard snake, the visual.
Speaker 17 (01:14:37):
Vacuum, oh kite okay, okay, no past okay, uh.
Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Oh god, that's pretty good. Nursing rhyme, song, guitar, piano
corn Okay, I know what that is. But this one's
this one's tough. Yeah, I need some spit rain, thunder lightning, electricity, vacuum.
(01:15:27):
One minute wow. Zero.
Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
Let's do the last one.
Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Let's see if Greg can guess what Okay, what was
the first one. We were doing the thing with the tongue.
Do it again. I'm guessing flat tire. That's really good,
much better. You're looking for helicopter, propeller, a helicopter. I
would give you the next one, ring around the rosie, yes,
all the yeah, music box or oh jack, and that's
(01:15:58):
tough ice cream truck, Yeah, ice cream truck. And then
what was the third one? This was impossible? This one
was This one's roughing.
Speaker 8 (01:16:07):
It was a crackling campfire. Can I at least do
the last one because it's the only easy one.
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Uh uh sprinkler system.
Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
Uh yeah, clock crackling cam No, no, no, no, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Oh that's the last one. Okay, no, no, yeah, show
It kind of sounded like you're crackling campfire to this
is really hard? That was that was? That was an
copter in a campfire. Greg's the best of this, Yeah, Greg,
Greg is very very good. All right, menace? Uh the noises? Well,
i'd like to that was a rough lists menace you make,
(01:16:48):
you make the noise, and then you get to pick
who gets to guess. Uh, let's just do Sammy for fun.
Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Content.
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
At least you can. I don't want to make Okay,
what's the number at the top? Oh, oh god, what's
the number of the top? Number four? Number four?
Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
Is it?
Speaker 15 (01:17:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
I mean yeah, you already picked sammy, Yeah, are the rules?
All right? Let's number four. You have one minute. See
how many of these we can get for radio charades? Radio?
All right? Are you ready to need in a minute
to figure out what you want to do your approach? Yeah?
That sounded confident.
Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Yeah, all right, here we go Radio charades, Mark, get
set go.
Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom banging boom boom boom.
Speaker 11 (01:17:48):
Boom A b A DJ.
Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Boom boom boom boom rave boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom pass, I say past,
neither you'll be able to all right?
Speaker 14 (01:18:04):
A B A fly.
Speaker 11 (01:18:08):
A vibrating cell phone like a vibrator?
Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
A bug? A fly? A beat?
Speaker 16 (01:18:19):
A hornet?
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Oh your mood? His head past looks like something giving oral? Yeah?
Next rest? Oh, how do you do this?
Speaker 16 (01:18:34):
A bird?
Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
U A wookie.
Speaker 16 (01:18:40):
Chewbacca.
Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
That's one minute. That was that was pretty tough.
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
I thought, I thought the boom boom boom thing would
any guesses in the room?
Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
A heart monitor let me hear no hammer hammer boom boom.
She was getting hammering. Yeah, yeah, if you can't that's
I mean, if if you can't use.
Speaker 20 (01:19:04):
Your hands, because I did say, yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
That second one, where was the and also combat of
him like moving his head like he's given.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Yeah, dragonfly pretty close. You guys are pretty close mosquitos
maybe because honey, what's the way to do that? If
if they're on the right track, you're like not yeah,
because you're allowed to use body movies, you just can't
use your hands.
Speaker 21 (01:19:33):
You're almost there, so like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
She started moving to a different category. I'm like, damn it. Yeah,
when she was started getting close. Man has had the
hardest time with the third one. There was that Yeah, wait,
is that like a dove?
Speaker 18 (01:19:49):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Is it? Uh? Spaceship like an alien spaceship some sort
of I don't know how you would do. Yeah, this
one is tough. Harp A dreams. That's another one. You
have to I'm so happy with last. It would have
been so easy to here did the last one? See
(01:20:11):
if anybody the rooking guess chewing eating there eating?
Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
Yeah, favorite, all right, Well, stream, So here's what we're
gonna do.
Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
We're gonna take the break. And because Sammy just got
to guess, that means she gets to make a noise. Yeah,
that means bass gets to.
Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Guess in heaven, no no, no, So it's gonna be
Sammy making the noises. And then I mean she is
the best at this. Yeah, do you want? Do you
want to draw now so you have the time during
the break? Too, nice guy to figure it out. I
don't know. I'm just yes, because she was Greg was
(01:20:54):
the best, She was the worst.
Speaker 11 (01:20:55):
Last just doesn't work in sound effects.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Work can stop that.
Speaker 11 (01:20:59):
I think the word which we're not allowed to do,
but everything for me is like.
Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
Word base right U word car okay, splot did you
draw the what's the number?
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I did? One? One? Oh? Come on?
Speaker 21 (01:21:16):
This is literally everyone said, I think this is pretty
much the easiest one.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Oh you got this, Samy, this could be the easiest one.
Age nail it.
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
All right, We're gonna take the break, Samy's gonna do
the noises. Sea bas is gonna guess next year on
the Woody Show, hang.
Speaker 17 (01:21:28):
On right back, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
All right, sohradio Greg and Gina.
Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Greg was doing the noises GA sounds guessing and then
Gina got all four.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Yeah, he's a great giver and I'm a great receiver.
Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
True. And then everything after that has been over and
then uh, now it's going to be Sammy doing the noises.
Sea Bass is going to guess because typically whoever was
was doing the guessing then has to do the noises.
Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
And then we just keep moving down the line. And so
these are the last two before the break. She drew
the lift. Her list is number one here which I have,
and I'm telling you I think this one.
Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
I mean, this has got to be the you guys
will decide. I can't remember I again.
Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
You guys have one minute to sight if you can
get all four of the noises for this round of
radio charades, it's schradio Samy.
Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Are you ready? I guess on your mark? Gets it go? Well,
that would be a chicken. Chicken is correct?
Speaker 21 (01:22:44):
Nice truck backing up, talk to no, spitt it up past,
pass tennis, badminton?
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Pick a ball? Okay, I'm gonna yes, uh ping pong, Yes,
got it? Get more? Howked different? Was this something eating?
Somebody eating something?
Speaker 20 (01:23:35):
Noah?
Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Uh split up. That's one man and one.
Speaker 11 (01:23:40):
Minute because I went because she didn't, I skipped one.
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
She skipped one altogether, so you went back to I
went back. Oh that was that's confusing for your partner.
Speaker 16 (01:23:50):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (01:23:50):
I didn't know if I was allowed to say that
I skipped it because I was going back to one.
Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
At the very end, I got to know what that
other one is that you skipped.
Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Try it.
Speaker 11 (01:23:59):
No, I'm not gonna. I don't want to do I
really don't.
Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
It's having sex. I want to do that.
Speaker 16 (01:24:06):
It would be easy. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Here's what you do. Let me help you out. I know.
I know why she doesn't want to do it, because
she doesn't want that.
Speaker 9 (01:24:12):
Like Meda says he'll never take an naked photo because
it'll live forever on the internet. Yeah, Sammy doesn't want
to do sex.
Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Sounds the U. It will live forever on the internet.
I understand that. But do you pretend that you're a guy, like.
Speaker 18 (01:24:25):
But I can't say, oh yeah, I like that, Like
we've always gone over the top of that, Like we
don't have Greg sex and we.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Have Greg doing a lady exactly. You don't know what
I saw you say words? Oh yeah, all right, okay,
so we got to which is better than anybody else
chicken and ping Paul one, gargling, you're in the ballpark.
It was it was brushing teeth.
Speaker 11 (01:24:55):
Yeah, I didn't know how to do the brushing part.
Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
I was kind of doing the a the dentist, Yeah,
I said, dentist. Right, we were close. Yeah, almost as
good as Greg also sitting dentist. Got one. You have
something to aspire to? All right, Well there you go.
That's how you play radio. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
The having sex one is difficult with because I originally
I'm looking at this list. Go on, Chicken having sex
broughtch your teeth, ping pong. It seems pretty easy, right,
was tough without using words like what would having sex like?
Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Yeah, you can't be like, no, no, you can't do that.
I mean a word, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:25:38):
A word.
Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
With my mouth closed.
Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
That sounds like that sounds like that clip that we
have the turtle. Yeah, yeah, turtle sex. You haven't heard that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
It's a classic. You haven't heard everything. This is it? No,
we don't.
Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
This is a giant turtle, giant tortoise having sex.
Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Here. That one's historian, so that that's a giant tortoise
having sex. Now here's the turtles. Here's just a regular
turtle having sex baby jes crazy.
Speaker 8 (01:26:39):
Yeah, it almost sounds like when you like make that
like hand.
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
And he's like you should have done. Get out a pitch,
hit the bricks. I got my alright more when he
shows next, Hang.
Speaker 9 (01:26:58):
On what you s out?
Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Back in a field, back in a few, back in
a few in the sad
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