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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program listener discretion?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Monday. It is December
the twenty third, twenty twenty four. We are the Woody Show.
My name is Whatddy That is great gory. Heydy Menace.
He is our social media director. We have Gina Grant. Hello,
the newest member of the show. Sea Bass is here.
We got Sammy Bort and Caroline the Woody Show production department.
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We got Morgan our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer.
We are not live here today. We are on our
holiday break, but we're going to be back to start
a brand new year of The Woodie Show on Monday,
January sixth. But there's some really good stuff lined up
for you today. And Greg, you know what we say.
If you haven't heard it, it's new to you. That's right.
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media find us follow us on the social media platform
of your choice at the Woody Show yep, coming up
for you. On the Show Today, Sea Bass has that
game how much was that dumb tattoo? So he's talking
to me about about their tattoos? Are they stupid?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And tattoo no shows a genuine interest and then the
last question, how much do you pay for that dumb tattoo?
Morgan's bush or bear cat con addition, on the Show Today,
also Greg get very excited Greg Gory's lesbian stories. I'm
pretty exciting, so not full time lesbians. Greg really finds
it naughty and exciting, even as a gay gentleman. I
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like when they dabble. Yeah, like we're a straight woman
dabbles in lesbianism. Yeah, it's usually had some drinks. We
were in a hot tub. One thing led to another,
that kind of thing. So Greg Gory's lesbian stories, chick's
falling in sharing their stories with Greg, and we got
a round of the smart Ass game coming up for
you today. And we figured since the holidays and everybody's traveling,
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if you want to try to figure out how you
can skirt the TSA's three ounce liquid rule. I learned
this this weekend. So there was this guy who brought
some whole coconuts onto a plane and that's allowed. Yeah,
it turns out it is a lot because people were saying, Hi,
how did he.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Manage to do that?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, and it's totally allowed. Each coconut, by the way,
can hold up the thirty four ounces of fresh coconut water.
But have you ever tried opening once the hammer penetrating it?
So I'm glad you asked because this is what he
said in the article. He uses one of those metal
reusable straws. Oh, it just sort of like yeah, and
then that works. Yeah, he can jam it in there.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, that definitely works. And surprise, he can bring.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That and then you got what a metal straw?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, yeah, like that you could stab someone in the
neck with it.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Bring knitting needles and I'm sure Sammy's done that.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh yeah, crochet Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I sat next to Sammy on on a flight one time.
That's what she was doing.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Wa you guys, I'll make a lot of sweater.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, you are knitting needles.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Yeah, you're not surprised that a guy could penetrate a
coconut with a metal straw.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
No, you needed like a bullpeen hammer.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, because they're they're tried it. It's so hard because
there's a there's a soft spot. Yeah, the coconut. It
describes some of the article. You can see it. I've
got coconut curiosity, but really like you're gonna go through
all that just so you're gonna have some coconut water
or di scart the law or whatever. But so it
got people wondering what other liquidy things the t s
A allows. And so the article here says over the
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counter medications. Okay, that makes sense, prescription medication in gel,
aerosol or liquid form, fresh eggs. There, let's take some eggs,
live fish transported in water. What's a wet battery? Is
that like a battery with like a like a liquid
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acid or something, you know, like, what's a wet battery?
See if you can look that up. Greg Biological specimens,
breast milk or formula for you know, infants, teethers, for
kids that they chew on, you know, the fill with
the liquid, you know, freezer or ice pack, stuff like that,
anything medically necessary of those kind of items, food or
drinks for toddlers and babies. Okay, and see old duty
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free items, so you know, and you buy something in
the duty free zip, tie it together and you yeah. Right. Also,
you could bring any frozen liquid, but it must be
completely frozen to meet the TSA's requirement, not partially melted,
not slushy like a water bottle in the freezer, as
long as when you get to this TSA it's frozen solid, because.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
It ain't going to be frozen by the time you
bored exactly.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Yeah, I looked it up. I don't know what this means.
But flooded batteries, also known as wet cell batteries, have
a traditional design consisting of lead plates submerged in a
liquid electrolyte solution.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, whatever the hell I thought it was like more
like wet burrito, you know, oh delicious, it's right, Yeah,
some other normal by the numbers. Since we're talking about
flights and planes and it is the season where people
are doing a lot of traveling, here many rules that
are black and white when you're flying on an airplane,
like what you can can't bring through TSA. But what
about some of these unwritten rules normal by the numbers
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on airplane etiquette, and so you could see how your
feelings match up on these things. Number one, does the
person in the middle seat get both armrests? I say
they do?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I do too, I say they're stuck in the middle.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, yeah, I say yes. And then even if they
have those two and then, first of all, they're in
the middle. But if you're on the aisle, you have
the aisle arm rest, and if you're at the window,
you have the window side armrest.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Right, you're probably gonna be leaning against any right.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Exactly to get away. You don't want to be leaning
up against that person in the middle. So I say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay,
fifty seven percent say no.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
What overhaps they know, yeah that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
They got to share.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
I have sat in the middle where people will take
the arm rest on mean, just because they're bigger, they
feel like they need it, I guess. And then I
just like squish myself in the middle and don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Number two, can I bring up there? Yeah, it's hard
to share an arm rest.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Period in general. Yeah, okay, there's so small, there's yeah. Nothing. Well,
when you go to a movie theater, yeah, I believe
in the whole theory that you know, because they all
have cup holders. It's when you get whatever, you get one,
but you get whatever cup holder you have claimed with
your cup first.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Okay, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It could be the left, it could be the right.
But whichever one you claim, that's yours right, and that's
that you've planted your flag.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Number two? Can you take your shoes off? No? I
say yes, I say yes.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I does anyone else travel with like travel socks? No,
I'll put some clean socks on and just chill and
take my shoes off.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, so like you're wearing sandals with no socks, I'll
wear like, I'll wear shoes.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
But are you all wearing an extra pair of socks
and put on clean socks and chill?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But are you already wearing socks under the shoes that
you took off?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, that's okay. Yeah, I thought you just had socks
like you put the other socks on for when you
get off the plane.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
No, no, I only take my shoes off on international
like and if I have like a bed.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, I'll take my shoes off in a flight. Always
take my shoes them, not airfoot, it's what you do
with your feet. Once the shoes are off, they're down
on the floor. Who cares?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
And now they have those little hammocks that you can
put around the tree table.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Fifty six percent of people say no, forty four percent
say yes, so kind of a toss up, but people
say overwhelmingly eighty percent say the socks should stay on.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yeah, agreed.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Can you recline your seat always a debatable topic. I
really don't like it.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
I say, yes, it sucks for.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
The person, but it creates the domino effect and everyone
does it.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
But again for me, where the cushion on the head
hits me, it pushes me forward. So if I don't
recline my seat, I'm pushed forward the whole flight.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Well do we need to cater to you?
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Well to you, yes, I mean if the seats go back,
they go back.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Why don't you bring a booster seat? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Well yeah, yeah, right, put on my feet.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
I mean, if you don't make my sick book or something,
I get it.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
It sucks, But like if you're on Spirit, they don't
lean back.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
A lot of airlines have started doing that.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
If you're on an airline that allows it, then.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
If the person in front of me is reclining, then
I'm reclining, and I will tell the person behind me like, hey, sorry,
I'm gonna recline a little bit because the person in
front of me, like you know, a dentist.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Now, I always get stuck behind somebody whose seat is
fully reclined and then they're.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Leaning laps yea, And I never have the nerve to
say you won't need this, and.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Children should not be allowed to recline.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, well, Sammy's the size of a child.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
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Speaker 7 (09:35):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Who wants to play the smart Ass Game? Everybody? Yeah,
it's it's just one of these party games that you
could buy, Smart Ass Game and they sell a bunch
of expansion tacks. If you run out of the cards
and it's broke into different category. You ever see bar
trivia where they throw a question up there and there's
the more answers and then they slowly start eliminating, and
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the earlier you quick end, the more points it's worth.
Sort Of like that because the clues they start very generic,
and then as the as the the contest or the
clues go on, they get more and more specific, until
it's like very what's the fruit that begins with the
letter A apple? Okay? Uh, so that's that's how this
game works. And did we want to have who was
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going to be Menace and Sammy? Is that what we decided?
And that's that's always fun, just because it's fun. You
guys both rule great contestants. Oh thanks, yeah, yeah, I
appreciate that. Yeah, you guys, I mean, do you like
Q cool? You guys do a great job of that.
So I have the who what where? Categories? And in
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case we need a tie breaker, Uh, there's just like
a couple of individual questions, there's no clues for that, ladies.
First Menace, yes.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Question though, Yeah, what is the wrinkle? You said there
was some wrinkle?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah? Oh who water? Where?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Where?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Where? Okay? Now Menace?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You love dogs? Yes, so you're gonna bark like a dog,
like instead of going menace, you have to bark like
a dog to buzz in. Okay, Sammy, we have to
try to think of a different animal for youse. You
both like dogs, but pick a different animal.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I mean I could just be a cat something to mew.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Sure we go. I would like for her to be
a dolphin, but I don't know she can put it off.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
She's not really good at actually.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Like like a cow or I'm trying to think of
like chickens.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I can't do a chicken.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You can't do a chicken. Impossible, I could do a chicken.
That's what are we gonna do? Al at the would
you agree on?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
I mean I just said, I mean like I can
do yeah, dolphin, cat dolphin.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Dolphin dolphin. Yes, I just don't think that's as quick. Alright,
cats and dogs, alright, there they're competing like cats and
dogs here. Okay, all right, so the whare category is first?
Here we go first person to two points. Yes, I
am a European country, all right. I have had a
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monarchy for a thousand years. If you speak my language,
lego means play well, menace, menace?
Speaker 11 (12:30):
No is not a dog?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh our European country. You're come on, wait wait do that?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Denmark?
Speaker 12 (12:42):
All right.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
For some reason he took me off about the language.
I was like, oh, what language do they speak?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Sorry, well that the clues you speak my language. Well
all right, menace got a point, thank you. Look at
that Denmark.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Shout out to Denmark.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Shout out to Denmark. Big shout out to Denmark. What
do they speak their menace?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yeah, that's what I was like, what language do they speak? Tomarchian, Dutch?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Sammy, pick a category?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Who or what?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Who?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Who? All right, here we go, and I remember you're
barking like a dog or yelling like a cat to
to buzz in. Here we go? Who am I? I
am a comedian and actor. My only oscar Win was
for a serious role. I am the King of the
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Moon and a Terry Gilliam move menace.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I get this new wrinkle is confusing.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
There he is there he yes, you Casey Jim Carrey. No,
it's not Jim Carrey. By the way, you can't buzz
in and then stop and think about it. I can't answer,
And you made me bark yeah, and then we go
over how I didn't bark and like anyways, No, you
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got to bark to ch it's a radio show. We're
doing audio things.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Stand yeah, for a decade, we've done my name.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Okay, it's so horrid.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Give one free clue.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You need to be there if you get the rest
and you just get the answer the card, do you
want to start over the.
Speaker 13 (14:31):
Thin?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I know this.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
It's more exciting though, if he has a chance to
come back later.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, that's a good idea. Okay. My daughter Zelda is
named after the video game You don't have it after that.
One of the four Happy Days spin offs was mine. Yeah.
Robin Williams Vin Williams, all right, we are we are
tied up, so we need to clarify.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
If somebody rings in gets the wrong answer, does the
other one only get one more clue? Are we doing
the rest.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Like we use too? Because that's because then it just
depends on when they answer, oh so, and then the
other person is just back in after one free one.
I don't want to let somebody back in. Well, then
they just give.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Them because that's the purpose of not answering to early.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's one of the purposes. And by the way, you
can't just now I want to hear the U sound
like a cat. I want to hear like.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Right, it's it's to get it out.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Remember now, remember the old time radio days where they
would do actual plays and stuff. Yeah, there, like, I
don't want to do it bringing in with the park.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I can't help it. If both people are retarded, What
am I to do with that?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I am offended and I'm leaving for the day.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Why is that an insult because of the way you
used it? No, just you know, look, if you're slow,
you're slow the tape.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Uh see, menace? What am I category?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And it's tied one point a piece. Here we go.
Gravity holds me together. I'm an astronomical system. The solar
system is part of me. If you know the Greek
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word for milk, you a meal?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Well, I was gonna say milky.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Way, milky Ways. My local name is the same as
a candy bar. Menace, menace. I can't do the doctor.
I'm sorry. All right, let's see if let's see if
if grey can get this. Oh my god, I could
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be spiral, elliptical, lenticular, or irregular. It's a galaxy. Yeah,
it's a galaxy. All right, Well, you know the cow
thing really threw me off that. Yeah, well, because he's
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not slow. Oh boy, wow, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Made it not fund more fun.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's more fun if you just stop complaining just because
you can't master it. All right, right, this is the question,
the tiebreaker questions. See if you can get this one.
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
What's the category?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's just a question. Let's see if either one of
you know the answer to it. All right? Which famous
ceiling did Michael Angelo paint? Start guessing?
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah, now jump it, sammy sixteenth chapel?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So close?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
What chapel sixteenth? Sixteenth? Right?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Not thienth sixteenth? Sixteen steenth almost sounds like sixteen?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Say it all right, it comes after the fifteenth chap Good.
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
How about how about this question? All right? Which sinking
European city is navigated primarily by black boats?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Menace n VENs Italy? I think that was just as
close as her sixteenth? What do you mean Venice.
Speaker 11 (18:32):
Putting some accidents?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
All right? M hmm, well congratulations, Menace, thank you you
are a winner. Wow was a smart ass game. That
was a tough road.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
Yeah, okay, Speaking of which, how trashy is the I
mean no offense. The inside of the Venetian like when
people pose next to those canais so sad, Like that's
not a good photo to post. That's the real one.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Alright, so bad?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You want to do a Greg Gory sea bass round?
Pick an animal? That's a good animal. All right? What
do you want? What do you no? I want something
more fun? How is that?
Speaker 11 (19:14):
Okay, I'll be the dolphin.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That sounds like you're just jerking it. You're gonna be
a dolphin? What's more fun than that? Okay, I'll be
a lion. Oh see that's good. Yeah, that's good. All right,
good one?
Speaker 14 (19:26):
Who?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Or where? Greg Gory? Uh, let's do where where? Okay?
Here we go, Greg and Sea best cars use me,
corporations use me. The Bill of Rights was passed here.
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No fooling, I mean business. Guess dolphin.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
I'll say Wall Street, Wall Street is the answer, Greg guy. Unfortunately,
have to repeat this is why I got it so recently.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I remember that. All right, next one, what do you
would you like?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Who?
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Or what?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Look?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Greg cheers? How about what?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
All right? Uh? I am a body part. The ancient
Egyptians thought I produced mucus. I am two percent of
your body, mister Dolphin.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
I'm gonna go with brain.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
The answer is brain, because how they how.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
Did they get the brains out of the uh the right?
They cranked that little scoop boon up there.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
And yeah, and they pulled it out.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, all right? Should I open it up to all
the animals? Yeah? All the animals, dog, cat, dolphin and lion.
All right, Sammy? Who what or where?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Who?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Who? All right? I'm a famous Russian leader. I am
female or mister dolphin. Catherine the Great, Catherine the Great.
I don't see Bess is good at this. Yeah, I'm
really smart.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I mean I got the mansive membership all right? Uh wow,
it's cool. Man could star I got one too? Cool?
Or where?
Speaker 11 (21:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Where? Where? Where? All right? I'm a place in Beijing.
Mm hmm. I was originally built in sixteen fifty one. Oh,
Craig Gory Square.
Speaker 11 (21:45):
Some guy got rolled over by a tank in me.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh yeah, right, let's see sea bass water? Where?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
What?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
What? All right? I am a fictional creature. I am
always hung but never full. I may be somebody you
once knew. In fact, I may even be you, mister
dolphin zombie. Yes, it's a zombie. Oh damn wow, look
at that. SeaBASS is the winner of this un the
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all animal around it.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
Dolphins are very smart animals. Dolphins are even if they
did beat me, because it was.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
They're also rapers, so they are.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Luckily it was a female that beat me up. But right,
thank god, right, otherwise could have been nasty. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Winnie Show coming up for you next.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Hang on, I think what you're talking about that sensation.
I don't think the diaper makes it so that you
want to pee. I think it's I think there may
be some kind of effect where you know you've gone
and I can feel the warmth, kind of like heading
down toward my testing.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be supposed to be there the Woody.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Show, and we're into another new hour, insensitivity training for
a politically correct world, a fresh new week. It's Monday morning.
I'm moody. That's Greg Gory right, there is menace, Sea
Bass is here. We got Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding and the stup of the
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text over to two to nine eight seven. So with
Morgan and her new tattoo, tattoos are being talked about
a lot around here. Yeah, exactly. And so we had
a Sea Bass who had an idea. He's like, you know,
it was good for a good project, and he went
out and he was talking to people with tattoos. And
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then the question was how much was that dumb tattoo?
So we we've had like a bunch of these type
of things. How much was that nerd crap from comic Con?
How much is that Barbie crap from the karme from
the Barbie convention, which is shocking? And now how much
for that dumb tattoo? And part of it for Sea
Bass was wanted to see what the reaction was going
to be when he said dumb tattoo? Yeah, would it
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be yeah? Would that be triggering? I have tattoos and
I really don't remember what I paid for them. Yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Oh really, I mean they're not yeah, you outrageous because
they're kind of basic.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I remember, did you see this video of this woman
she had a meltdown man at O'Hare Airport. This is
in Chicago on video Ginger Chick, mister flight. This is
a Frontier Airline. So she's at the ticketcount she's yelling
and she's grabbing at the employees, and then she grabbed
one of the computer monitors and she threw it at them.
Oh smart. She also threw a cell phone at one lady,
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hit another person in the leg, and then before the
cops could even get there, she took off. No, I
don't if you heard an update on that, like they
ever catch her, But I just I just saw the
video this morning. I know I'm a little late to
the party on that, but really they have her info.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah, exactly. I'm sure they have her name and everything.
And isn't everything on video at the airport.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Also in Georgia, this guy's dead and he jumped out
out of a moving car was going seventy miles an hour.
This happened on Interstate seventy five, and according to the cops,
he was riding in the vehicle. The vehicle being driven
by his wife and at one point the wife turned
to look at him and he was gone. His body
was later found on the freeway. But they're not sure
you know why he decided to jump out of the
(25:18):
moving car, But according to the report, he's done this before,
Oh really he's compelled. Now I get like there have
been times I want to jump out of a window
or out of a moving car because you know, my
wife's going on about whatever it is we're having a
disagreement on something. I'm like, h and you just like
you would think about it, for he wouldn't actually do it.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Where is this like one of those things where you're
like impulses just take over, you know, when you're like
standing on a second story and you're like, what if
I just jumped?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
What if I just crashed my car into this barrier?
And he's like, what if I just open the window?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And then she says this stuff a lot, which he
really scares me.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
It's scary that it's like I'm in complete control over
I'm the reason that I'm not jumping to my death
right now, if that makes sense?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Like you, I.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
Listen, I understand what you just said. Well, you say
a lot, which is the scary part.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You come up with lots of examples I do.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
I'll back away from ledges because I get nervous that
I'll like do something stupid like you don't like if
I'm walking at them all, And it's one of the
clear kind of barriers to look down to the second store.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I hate being too close to it.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I back up because because you're considering jumping off.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Jumping off, like it's almost like a what would happen? Like,
do you think i'd live?
Speaker 8 (26:33):
Like, I'd probably live right, it's dark, yeah, but you
but I have to, like I back away.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I feel like women do this more than guys do,
because I've heard Morgan say something similar, like I could
drive into that wall.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm with Sammy on this one.
I definitely think those things. It's like, what if I did,
do you think I'd survive?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You have an example, Morgan of something that you like
one of these invasive thoughts.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Well, aren't so extreme. But every morning driving into work,
there's this cone in my neighborhood, no reason for it.
It's like off to the side, you know, on the
right side of the road, just a road cone, right,
but it's not near a pothole or anything. Some mornings
I'll just hit it because I'm like, I just want
to hit it, you know, really yeah, because it's probably
going to be fine. What would happen if they came
out on the ground? See, But she actually acts on
(27:18):
the impulses if they're small and.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Not jumping off of the building intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Yeah, kind of get what you're saying. I thought about
that on a cruise, like, oh my god, if I
jumped out here, that's it, right, and.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
You could theoretically do it, and you're the only person
stopping yourself from doing that, really.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Right, But it doesn't mean I'm considering it, no.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
But it just means like, what if I snapped for
some reason?
Speaker 10 (27:45):
See that's the part that's the part right there, right
what if I snap? Like I think about the part
like I'm on a cruise ship and I go, if
I fell over, I'm like, oh that would I'll be done,
But not the part where what about if I just snap?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Right now? He actually did. I mean that's the person
I think about when it comes to snapping would be
bored because he's always talking about like you know, building
down to big dark humor. But even this stuff when
Sammy says, I'm like, did we do a psychological background show?
No kidding?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Is that weird?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Because you hear about people snapping all the time where
you're they did this, and.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
You think like, oh my gosh, well, it's the word
snap that's concerning with this. Oh yeah, what if I
think those things? But the fact that you're saying snap
a lot, yeah concern. I think that's the only way
that I know how to describe it. If I acted
on that impulse, I guess is what I.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Should Sammy, have you snapped before?
Speaker 12 (28:39):
And no?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Are you sure?
Speaker 15 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Here's the text female here. I think about that ish
all the time. I imagine my death in random daily events.
Speaker 16 (28:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Same, there's another one from the seven one for Sammy
is a red alert. Okay, no wonder she has no boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Okay, this is the.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's like, oh, hey, well, it's great meeting you enjoyed
the coffee. By the way, you take care, don't stand
too close to the left. Let's meet on a very
low ground. Yeah, because I might.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I might push you or myself over.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
We're waiting for this train and I'm going to stand
back here. Yep, because you might you might push me
onto the tracks.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Oh my god, I think about all the time. There's
just just sometimes.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
But Greg's right, I've heard you mentioned stuff like that
a number of times because it's a pretty regular thing.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
It was a normal thing. I'm finding out now that
it's concerning.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, do you need like a fifty one fifty hole?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Like, I haven't done anything. I'm a normal person. I
just think like, what if that happened?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, you need like a sponsor, like a buddy.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
But what he can answer that for you? He just
did Yeah, die or you're terribly injured. That's what would happen.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
You don't have to keep on thinking about it. I
very know the outcome.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
If you jump out of building window. Have you talked
to like if they say this could be an undiagnosed
anxiety disorder? Really yeah, maybe that makes sense sense, But
I don't.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Get crazy anxiety over it. I just go like I'm
gonna walk over here.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
No, not anxiety about it, But but you are. You
have this anxiety to so you're carrying a bunch of
anxiety that you're thinking about it, and then that is
what drives this type of thinking. So it might be
interesting to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Back to therapy, guys, all right, we're.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Gonna take a break and then wow, okay, we're gonna
come back and then Sea Bass was going around talking
to people with dumb tattoos, and we're gonna try to
figure out we can guess how much they paid for
their dumb tattoos. Great, all right, right that is next
on the Woody Show, assuming that we just don't get
tent to the jump out of a window or whatever else
Sammy can come up with. During the break, don't move,
don't staring, silence. We'll be back soon. We have a
(30:43):
Woody Show. We'll be back soon. It's the Woody Show.
Was shocked and appalled and just horrified. It's crazy as hell.
Set your lighting everywhere, welcome back. How you we are
the ones show? What Greg minutes? Yeah, there's Sammy and
(31:08):
Sea Bass is here. But he was out on the streets,
these streets talking about him because this uh, this tattoo
that Morgan, right, I'm trying to help Morgan out. Yeah yeah, yeah,
So you know, you get a dumb tattoo and you
want to know how much somebody paid, Like you really
paid money for that dumb tattoo? And really did you
think it was a good idea? But then you paid
someone to do it for you? Yeah yeah, yeah. So anyway,
(31:30):
Sea Bass hit the streets and was asking people when
you would see a dumb looking tattoo, how much did
you pay for that dumb tattoo. We thought it might
be funny just to see like what the reaction would
be saying, oh, how much did you pay for that
dumb tattoo? See if I would like trigger some people.
Speaker 11 (31:45):
And to explore the reasons behind tattoos. I get is
getting paid for her tattoo. Yeah, I know, such a
story to It's still dumb, but she's making money, Yeah, exactly.
All right, So what do we got here? Who is
this first person? Man is Ian and he classed up
his body by doing something that is very popular. I've
(32:07):
noticed the popularity even just being on this show of
the tattoos on the back of your hand that has
and has exploded in the.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Past and on fingers or on the side of the finger.
Speaker 11 (32:17):
Yeah, which, yeah, it looks awesome and it's not dirty
and gross and trashy.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
At all, Like that one would hurt almost the most.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
Let I say, anything close to bones the worst obviously
that is Yeah. So this is it gonna be multiple choice,
by the way, or that's just a dollar mount Okay,
closest not with going over not doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, this is Ian.
Speaker 11 (32:34):
How he clasped up his hand, All.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Right, Ian talk to me about what's on your right hand. Well,
I got the Louis Vuitton.
Speaker 17 (32:40):
U and uh fruty pebble colors.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
So it's like blue and red and pink, an vibrant,
really vibrant colors.
Speaker 18 (32:50):
Picked us most of my tattoos.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Have you know more meaning to him? This isbably my
most meaningless tattoo. But doesn't Louis Vuitton mean something to do?
I mean, I mean just means like nice, you know
what I mean? Like other than that, have you ever
owned anything that was Louis Vuitton. Absolutely, I've had.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
I've had many, many items.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo? Yeah?
Name one dude that is so dumb? Right?
Speaker 11 (33:12):
And you know who has like luxury brands tattooed all
over them is like Mark Cuban, Oprah Winfrey and.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
The people who can just you know, readily afford them, right,
not not the trashy losers who one of the greatest
scam luxury brands are one of the greatest scams ever invented. Absolutely, yeah,
one thousand percent. I agree.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Yeah, that was Virgil the guy started off white. That
was his big thing. He's like, I just do it
because it is one of the biggest scams out there.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, one of the biggest markups jewelry, furniture, mattresses.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
It just came out.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
What was the luxury brand? What was the brand they
were doing? I think it might have been No, it
wasn't Gucci. They were doing a lawsuits and.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
It was bags that they would sell for twenty five
hundred dollars and they had to come out with they
had to say what the real price the bag?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Money?
Speaker 11 (34:02):
Yeah, it was hilarious and do yours that?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah? Do you are? You're right? Do you are?
Speaker 9 (34:07):
It was like fifty dollars a bag and they sell
it for twenty five hundred?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
All right? So how much for this guy's trashy Louisa?
Speaker 11 (34:14):
It's all he said? The fruit loops color. So it's
that blue and yellow. Yeah, and it's kind of yet
goes all down the back of his right hand.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Super cool? All right? How much? I mean, I've never
gotten a tattoo. I don't even know what a tattoo
costs gotten them and I forgot what they cost. How
they charged for a tattoo? Is it based on side?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
How long it's going to take switching colors?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah? Yeah, Okay, I kind of just estimate it. Yeah, like.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
The hour, can you describe like how detailed? Was it
clean or is it kind of sloppy?
Speaker 11 (34:43):
It was I'd say medium sloppy.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Menace.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
That's a good question. But it was the like I said,
the colors were all good. It definitely made his hand
look classy.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Right, So price, that's I'll say one and twenty five dollars, menace,
three hundred dollars, three hundred. See, I was thinking somewhere
around two hundred.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I'm going to say five hundred.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Five hundred dollars. All right, let's see for Ian, how
much do you pay for that dumb tattoo? How much
did you pay for that dumb tattoo? Dumb tattoo?
Speaker 18 (35:12):
We said it was meaningless, right, I didn't say dumb.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Oh sorry, So it is. It does get a little
on my nerves, Oaks. People are always like, you know, oh,
so it gets on your nerves, so that God forbid
somebody else call it dumb.
Speaker 11 (35:24):
Maybe I think maybe he talk about people are always
asking about it.
Speaker 17 (35:27):
It is.
Speaker 18 (35:27):
It does get a little on my nerves, Oak, because
people are always like, you know, oh.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That's so cool, it's so cool. Yeah, I'm sure. I
don't know how much did you pay for it? One
hundred and fifty bucks?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I paid fifteen dollars for my whole neck.
Speaker 13 (35:40):
Wow, what's on your neck is like an Egyptian the
Egyptian Book of the Dead described so I hear the hieroglyphs.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Oh god, Oh he was Agyptian?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
No, he just got it again? Is appropriating the culture? Yeah? Yeah, exactly?
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Yeah, Like what does the Egypt mean to this guy?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
And why does it have to be on your neck?
Why not on your wall? Why not an on.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Your t shirt?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah? Because it looks awesome, Because again I had the reason,
I think I'll have it. I don't have any problem
with tattoos, although the ones on the face are a
little much and I don't understand why I would even
do that. But the reason I've never gotten a tattoos
is there's nothing that I love that much.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Well, this guy loves the Mummy and let's leave it on.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Actually I can't say that that's not true. There are
plenty of things I love enough. My question is like
your dog will that last forever?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
Your the love of your dog will, But we've said
that your kids could ruin it someday.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
Yeah, the kids could up being you know, jerks and
greg I fly agree with that, But what is getting
that marked on his skin?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Do no? I agree with that? Yeah? Yeah, I looked.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
I say, I love sushi. I'm not getting the California roll.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
There you go. That sounds like a menace kind of tattoo.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
I have a piece of tattoo.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I know you do, all right, So how much for
that dumb tattoo? Who's the next person here? This is
y k and he also yak okay.
Speaker 11 (36:59):
He also had that's a tattoo in the back of
his hand.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh cool, on your left hand? What is this tattoo?
Speaker 17 (37:04):
This is seven eleven like logo?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yes, seven eleven?
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Funny story about that.
Speaker 17 (37:10):
I was actually walking out of seven eleven on July eleventh,
and I was hit by a vehicle crossing the street
like pedestrian wise, you know, it says you're doing like
thirty miles per hour at least, and I was not
like twenty feet down the road from where my body
and my sneakers were. Woke up in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Didn't inherit the car or fill a car?
Speaker 17 (37:27):
So yeah, funny story and tattoos always have a funny, true,
real dramatic story.
Speaker 13 (37:33):
How much did it cost for that dumb tattoo?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Woast?
Speaker 5 (37:38):
He has like a story behind him. Why it all happened?
Speaker 8 (37:41):
He was getting his free slurpyr.
Speaker 11 (37:44):
Yeah, I'll give him credit. At least this was a
major life event. Now, why do you need the seven
eleven logo in the back of your left hand? Is
a nonsensical great question, but it is an interesting story.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah huh. All right, so how much for this seven
eleven tattoo? What do we think? And I'll give you.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
It's a black and white he said. The line works
good though, but no coloring. Ok, but it does take
up the entire back of his left hand with you
seven eleven logo?
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Okay, I'm gonna go back to my one twenty five.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
All right, one and twenty five bucks. See I'm thinking,
and I did win the last round. Yeah, yeah, you're
very good at this. This guy sounds like maybe he
shops for a discount. I'm gonna say it's more probably
like around one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
I'm saying two fifty. He probably got paid out of
that accident.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Because I'm also thinking, like you know, the guy with
the lou Vatan or whatever. They're probably, Oh, this guy
likes luxury stuff. We can overcharge him. He's willing to
overpay for stuff, so idiot.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah, I'm thinking seventy.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Five seventy five bucks. All right, let's find out how
much was that dumb tattoo?
Speaker 13 (38:40):
How much did it cost for that dumb tattoo?
Speaker 19 (38:44):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (38:44):
One fifty Yeah, not bad at all.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Now, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 13 (38:47):
The girl on our show, her name's Morgan, she's getting
a man on her pelvis, like mopping up down, you know,
on her that's fire.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Hell, that's not dumb, don't don't.
Speaker 20 (38:56):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's a very good conversation starter. She's like, whoever had
it's a sea that tattoo?
Speaker 13 (39:01):
You know, It's like, why is your downstairs so well?
I got he's a mop it.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Right, that's fire. I like it, like it and stuff
like that.
Speaker 17 (39:06):
It's like, that's with beyond the norm, you know, so
like witty tattoos always always great to do.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, the person I thought of that is probably hilarious person. Yeah,
very much.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
So if you were down there with a lady she
had that, would you be like, oh, this girl's gross.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
And I'm like Oh, she funny. I'm about to find
out what he mopping.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah, yeah, speak on it.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
I don't know if the tattoo by your pubes is
a conversation starter. You probably had some conversation before then sure, right,
but unless.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
You're at the bar and somebody walks up and go, hey,
you want to see something. Well, this is why I said.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
That should be like six eight inches so it peaks
out above the line of like the gene ye, so
that would be a conversation starter.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
All right, So Seabas's the wizard that you have tattooed
on your ass my left butt cheek? Yes, yeah, Like
like what kind of conversations come up with that? When
people say it?
Speaker 11 (39:49):
No, that's the conversation has always been fifteen different times,
Oh you have a tattoo, And I'm like, oh yeah,
I forgot.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah, you talk so much crap about people who have tattoos.
Speaker 11 (39:59):
Right, And I'm not saying mine was smart. I'm not
saying mine was meaningful. I'm fully admitting it's dumb and stupid.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
What was the story behind it was radio radio. It
was literally what Morgan's doing.
Speaker 11 (40:10):
Essentially. It was a radio initiation thing. Ye yeah, and
you know, but it's it's there and it's fine.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Now would you ever think about getting it removed?
Speaker 11 (40:18):
I just don't have any reason to.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Let's let's just to experience tattoo removal.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (40:22):
I've had laser hair removing all that. I understand that
roughly they worked. Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
On my neck.
Speaker 11 (40:28):
I mean alright, well that's really good.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Can I get their number?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
It figures out. All right, let's do uh, let's do
one more? How much for that dumb tattoo? And our
theme today? I just hand tattoos, and this is breed.
Speaker 11 (40:43):
She has something like going from her wrist onto her hands.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, So what's on your wrist right here?
Speaker 10 (40:47):
Dollar signs and it's like a heart too or non?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay? And why did you get those two dollars signs?
You gotta get some the money twenty four? Those dollars
don't get oh okay? Did you?
Speaker 13 (41:00):
So when you look down at your hand, you're like, oh,
I gotta keep getting money.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Day, every day, every day. Do you think that tattoo
helps you get any money?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
No?
Speaker 21 (41:06):
It's God, oh god, gosh, okay, blessed and highly favored.
Speaker 13 (41:10):
How old were you when you got the dollar signed tattooed.
I was like, how much would you pay for that
dumb tattoo?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I've been hearing that more often lately. Blessed and highly Favored?
How did that start? Is that something? Is that some
hip hop thing?
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Menis Blessed and highly Favored?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah? Blessed?
Speaker 19 (41:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:26):
How you doing? Blessed and highly favored? Look, it's better
than hearing how you doing?
Speaker 5 (41:32):
I know, I don't know the origin of that.
Speaker 11 (41:34):
It is a song by Living the Dream the Clark Sisters.
They are a Motown gospel band, Okay, so maybe that's
you know, maybe it's a throwbacks.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
For whatever reason, it seems to be making uh more inroads.
I've just been hearing it a lot more than people
How you doing? They go, oh, you're living the dream?
Or he just you know, everything's good?
Speaker 11 (41:56):
Menas your boyfriend Ryan Garcia, the.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
The fighter out of his mind, who's.
Speaker 11 (42:01):
Out of his mind will be in jail soon. He
did a song called Blessed highly Favored featuring Fully Fame
and Gains.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh good, I missed that track.
Speaker 11 (42:10):
Yeah, all right, so it's just two dollars signs that
kind of due risk?
Speaker 4 (42:16):
How big is it?
Speaker 11 (42:17):
H less than an inch.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, that's got to be like more in the one
hundred dollars seventy five dollars range. Right, let's say an
eighty bucks not even bucks, let's say forty forty bud
she did herself. I'll say seventy dollars. Fifty seventy dollars,
great gory, one hundred dollars all right, Brie, how much
for your dumb tattoo? How much would you pay for
that dumb tattoo? Okay, out of all but my tattoos
(42:40):
only paid for one tattoo. Oh somebody else like all this?
I got this at one time.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
I got it in Vegas and somebody paid for it
for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
So I got like five tattoos at one time. Oh cool,
so free a question? Wow, I didn't see that coming. Oh, like,
how much was it? Though? It was somebody paid for
us whatever. It was free for Bree again. Got to
get the money, Greg. When you are a woman, life
is so hard. It is. If it's free, it's for Brie.
Speaker 11 (43:10):
And I told Brie as well about our conundrum with Morgan.
Speaker 13 (43:14):
Oh, okay, Morgan, she wants to get down on her
like pelvis area, right.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
She wants to get a man with a mop like
mopping up her.
Speaker 13 (43:21):
You know, young dumb it full of be young the
dumb and get yourself full of that yolo and yo.
Speaker 11 (43:29):
So she said that's cool as long as you're young dumb.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's right. It is cool, full spunk, full of men. Yeah,
you're just so spunky, you know, full life happiness.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
So people seem to be happy for Morgan.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah you're married. Yeah, all right, well see you guys,
thank you very much. That's how much for your dumb tattoo?
Only the one guy.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
Really uh said it was said it was insignificant.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo? Dumb tattoo?
Speaker 18 (43:58):
So we said it was meaningless, right, I didn't say,
oh sorry, show.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
All right, welcome back everybody. Maybe you're pondering a new tattoo.
I hear this stuff and all it does is make
me just so confident in my decision that I haven't
gotten one yet. Yeah. I think it's good that you haven't, Yeah,
because I would end up regretting, no doubt. Why but
no matter what, what do you mean? Why have you
met me?
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
But morse, like a football one, are you gonna fall
out of love with football. No, it doesn't. It wasn't
gonna be just a football. It's gonna be a particular
team because you know, I love my team, But like,
what if something goes horribly wrong and I hate the ownership?
You get some bad owners every once in a while,
you know, Yeah, just kind of at this point, there's
no need. If you missed that, how much for your
dumb tattoo segment? You can get caught up on the
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podcast go to the woodieshow dot com. Before we talked
about the tattoo stuff, we got our a little insight
into Sammy and her intrusive thoughts. Yeah, stuff about like, oh, well,
I'm out of the mall and I walk up to
you know, I'm on the second floor of the mall
and has the clear railing. What if I jump down? Right?
What if I jumped from here? What I live?
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah, what would happen? I'd probably let probably right.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
So we got a lot of feedback, believe or not,
a lot of people texting over and have a couple
thoughts on these intrusive thoughts of yours. Somebody on the
text said, guys, just do it less, think more. Do
so It's not the like a guy might have an
intrusive thought like that, and maybe they.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
I just noticed between you know, Morgan, who has these
kind of thoughts all the time, and then Sammy, who
shares these things. I think, is it more women than
guys this way they do that stuff.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
A lot of women are texting saying yeah, I do it.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah. This one says, uh, kind of like Sammy. Sometimes
I get those sudden thoughts like what if I swerve
the car right now? What if I hurt someone not
just toward me, but towards someone else. This other one
says what she's experiencing is called the call of the void.
It's associated with ADHD. You can google it. Oh really, yeah,
I kind of call of the void.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
The only time I quote do that is when I
think to myself, if I'm driving like eighty miles an hour, Wow,
I could I put it in that term. I could
drive right into that wall right, Not that I ever would.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
But I wouldn't either.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
What even brings up that thought? I don't.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah, it just crosses your mind. Yeah, you still have
the thought. You don't think that way at all? What
do you never think?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Like, oh, what if I.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Know I have stuff? Like, Okay, well, if I take
this crumble piece of paper and I make it into
this waste basket for a million time, yeah, that's something
good will have it. I'll never getting a wall. This
one said, I've had those intrusive thoughts, Sammy, but I
got diagnosed with bipolar disorder, and once I got a medication,
I don't have those thoughts as often.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
I'm not bipolar.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
You're catastrophizing, says the six six one. Here's another one said, Uh, Sammy,
would you rather stand next to the train tracks with
a random man or a bear? Good? That's funny. Eighty
four Woody text us over to two two nine eight seven.
All right, so one person is going to be the
(47:08):
human corn hole? Is a human corn hole? Cocktail weenie? Okay,
that one rolled off his chin, off his space, and
we are into another due hour insensitivity trading for a
(47:32):
politically correct world. We are the Woody Show. Whatdody? That's
Greg Gory to you would good morning to you, Menace,
Good morning, Woody, William got Sea Bass. We've got Sammy
Morgan is here. Good Morgan, Good morning, I said, good.
Speaker 11 (47:47):
Morgan, Good Morgan, Morgan.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Morgan getting a lot of feedback still on the last
round of the morgasms, which is not what we have
for everybody today. But it's another new thing that, uh,
that Morgan brought to the table that we got some
really good feedback on. Remember we played Bush or Bear?
Yeah yeah, okay, Well this time Morgan went to a
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cat convention. Yeah, cat Con, cat Con.
Speaker 5 (48:19):
Yeah, I mean famous, cat Con famous.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
It is world famous. Yeah, okay, Well she went to
cat Con and we're going to do a round of
Bush or Bear with the cat ladies from cat Con.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
You know, I assume that when I went to but
don't make assumptions. You might be surprised.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
I mean because some of those cat ladies, I'm sure
just want to be ready for if and when the time.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Ever comes right, And I you know, I was there
for a bit, so I clocked out, you know, the
ones that might not be Bush. So I tried to
get some variation in there.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Oh by the way, Uh, you know, it's still like
you always say, like, man first, everything else second. Right,
cat ladies are still women, which means said, even if
you're the most disgusting cat lady, you could probably get
laid whenever you want. Oh yeah, I mean you're not
going to find you guys to get. You're going to
really have to like lower your standards. Ladies. Well, what
(49:11):
was that website menace where you got the women are
putting in all their like.
Speaker 15 (49:15):
Particular delusion calendar, cairculator, calculator so like of the guy's
least six foot tall and makes six figures and has
you know, green eyes, and what it turns out there's
like six percent of men on the planets.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
And this is not a joke.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
This is actual like facts and analytics of how many
men are available in those categories.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
So I'm not saying that the the cat ladies have
their pick of the litter. So I did that, but
a lot of them are sure. I'm sure they have options, right.
Speaker 7 (49:48):
They could probably get a guy. Right me out, get.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Out, like kidding, Yeah, So Morgan with Bush or Bear,
tell me more about this like cat Con, Like what
are people doing there? Like what do you do at
cat Con?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
It's a bunch of walking around. It's at a big
convention center, so everyone has boost set up like vendors
with toy anything you could think of. There was like
a ring toss and you toss it into this cat's butt.
You know, or there's adoptions where you had no. No,
it's like these Yeah. I saw a bunch of products
for like cat litter and they have tofu cat litter
(50:24):
now guys. Oh wow, Yeah, and I talked talked to
one girl about it. No, I don't mean I didn't
touch it. Or they have scented ones, they have flavored ones,
and yeah it's supposed to be better for the environment and
the turtles and all that. So basically a bunch of
weird stuff that I would never ever need.
Speaker 7 (50:41):
Giant sale, they just want you to buy crap.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yeah, it's all. There was nothing for free.
Speaker 7 (50:46):
Is there any entertainment like cat shows?
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Or they had speakers which is in the middle of
all the vendors. You could barely hear them, but they
had people going up on this little stage talking, you know,
every thirty minutes about When I was there, there was
this girl talking about plants are safe for your cats
and all this, you know, really rivet.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Don't get like cat grass and yeah, yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 10 (51:07):
Catip, yes, like people in the backstoring cat nip, Like like.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
What what is catnip? And what what about? It makes
people go so crazy.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
It's like some kind of like herb that gets the
cats high.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
Yeah, I don't know exactly what it is, but it's
supposed to make them essentially, you know, like they're smoking.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
Weed, right yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Or does it make them trip out?
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Which do we know that cats like it?
Speaker 7 (51:34):
Well, it says here, I mean take it with a
grain of salt. Catnip mimics feline sex hormones, so cats
enjoy the substance. It get horny, I guess.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
So. I know, like sea bass when covered this cat
con one year, this is something different, this bush or
bear angle on it. But here's one of the cat
ladies get he ran into this is this Oneman's name
is Diane. Diane, I love your hat and your shirt.
What do they say?
Speaker 14 (51:58):
You say cat lady like it's bad thing? I don't know.
Speaker 13 (52:01):
It's almost become a slur these days when it doesn't
need to be right, No, just because we're crazy. What
are some of the most interesting things to you personally
that you've seen a cat con?
Speaker 14 (52:12):
I love seeing what everybody's wearing.
Speaker 20 (52:15):
The ears and the T shirt, Oh cool, and all
of that.
Speaker 14 (52:19):
You see Marie from the Aristo Cats.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh so you have a backpack with Marie on it,
and I.
Speaker 14 (52:24):
Have the Disney Cat Lady purse.
Speaker 13 (52:27):
Also, how many cats as a Crazy cat Lady do
you own?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah? So that was the game that we've played before, Like,
I guess how many crazy? How many cats this woman has?
Do you have? Like a a kind of guess because
I don't remember. I don't remember her from back in
twenty twenty two, So I'm feeling four four, I'm thinking three.
I was thinking more like three to two.
Speaker 5 (52:48):
I'm going hardcore sick because she.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Doesn't sound as crazy as some of the other ones
that we've heard.
Speaker 4 (52:52):
She's very self aware about her craziness.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, yeah, all right, let's find out.
Speaker 13 (52:57):
How many cats as a Crazy cat Lady do you own?
Speaker 14 (53:00):
I only have one right now.
Speaker 20 (53:02):
Oh Franklin is fifteen and a half. Wow, he weighs
seventeen and a half pounds. He does not like other cats,
so he's gonna be my boy by himself. But as
soon as he's gone, yeah, there's gonna be were cats.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Oh my god, she's looking forward to him.
Speaker 5 (53:20):
No joy, Well, he's an a hole and that cat's
way dead by now. Record of that a while ago.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
Do you want to do another one?
Speaker 7 (53:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Sure? A blast from the past, cat Con twenty twenty two,
and then Morgan's gonna have the latest from cat Con,
which is Bush or Bear. All right, it's a whole
new game with the cat ladies. This is Kelly was.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Hard getting up this morning, so I just came with
the curlers.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
And then you have a button on your chest. What
does that say? Oh, I might smell like cat.
Speaker 5 (53:49):
It's a real good chance.
Speaker 13 (53:50):
Now you were just posing with some very sexy men
who are there.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Yes, the Australian firefighters.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
And this is why you came to Katkon this year.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
That's why he came to cat Con. And also the
woman that was taking my picture with them hung up
on my boyfriend as he was calling me to get
the picture.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
So you do have a boyfriend though, yes I do.
Speaker 13 (54:09):
The stereotype about crazy cat ladies is they're just weird
old loaners no one wants to hook up with.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
We know, we kind of have weird boyfriends too.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
It's a crazy cat lady.
Speaker 13 (54:17):
How many cats does your crazy ass have at home?
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (54:20):
Okay, sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
I will say see, I'm gonna go I'm gonna say four.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
I'm thinking two.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
I'm going to three THREEE five five.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
I'll say three three. This is crazy Kelly the calat
Kelly the cat Lady.
Speaker 13 (54:41):
How many cats does your crazy ass have at home?
Speaker 14 (54:44):
I have ten cats?
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Well, ten cats, legal, holy ten cats. That's ten cats.
Speaker 13 (54:53):
You're not just costuming this, you are living the life.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
I'm living the life. What are their names?
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I have Pippy, I have Chan, I have Kevin, I
have Angela, Meredith.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
I'm sensing here.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Then we have Mama Cat, Jim, Bob, Carlos, Santana, Bootsy
and Celestie.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
Wow. Wow, that's that's ten. We were count along. Now
that's crazy. And she definitely sounds like a full bush
woman right.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Oh, yes, she's got too many.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Time for no time. Does she have more hair on
her couch or on her coach? Yeah, that's a good question.
Couch or coot? All right, So we'll have Butcher Bear
from the latest cat con that Morgan attended. It's going
to be fun last weekend and we'll get to that
game caught up next year on the Wood Show, Hang
on Shoe, welcome back, Yep, cat Con Morgan was there,
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lucky yeah, covering it for us, and so there was
just a ton of cat ladies, Like, what do you
think the split was male? Female?
Speaker 4 (56:10):
Oh? You know what, there were more men than I
was expecting, but probably seventy five female twenty five men. Yeah,
I forgot to mention this though. There were a few
furries walking around, a few, probably like seven to ten.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah, a lot makes sense.
Speaker 11 (56:25):
Okay, Well, they're not going to act out there and
be sexual, but they'll be there.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Morgan. After party, Morgan went to cat Con and she
just turned in her receipt for the parking, so before embarrassed,
So before you think that she she went there just
because she wanted to, Like, no, she she went there
because she's working work. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm more I'm
more than happy to cover the the part.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
And we're gonna go through these clips and we're gonna
hear from these different cat ladies. And these are questions
that Mortgan's decided to ask, and then at the end
of them, we're going to try to have to guess
is she bush or bear? Yes, So we've done this
game before, so and we just to clarify for everybody
who might be new or the first time hearing this,
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bush would be any kind of hair at all. So
even if there's like a landing strip or it's just
like a real trim yeah, real trim down. That was
still count as bush even though it's not full bush,
because Bear is obviously right, you're completely shaped.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
Any hair at all.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
All right? So cat Con and Morgan talked to this
woman named Hannah.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
Hannah, how old are you?
Speaker 22 (57:29):
Thirty six?
Speaker 4 (57:30):
What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Dude?
Speaker 22 (57:34):
It was one time this guy was chasing me with
the meat hook and I had to run through a swamp.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
And I didn't make it.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
He killed you in your dream, absolutely, And because most
dreams like you don't die, you wake up before you die.
I die in so many of my dreams. Oh my god.
So what do you do for a living? I'm a cartoonist.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I have a book coming out.
Speaker 22 (57:51):
It's called Cat People, and it's about like a freaky
Friday situation where a girl in or cat swap places
and the cat takes care of her cats at home.
I got two of them.
Speaker 4 (58:01):
Yeah, tell me about your pussies.
Speaker 22 (58:03):
My cat battleship is a big level blade and then
my other one's a demon from hell named Mouse and
I love him, but I don't respect.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Him, do you think they respect you? Absolutely not.
Speaker 14 (58:13):
Why would they?
Speaker 4 (58:14):
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would
it be.
Speaker 22 (58:16):
I would love to not have crippling self doubt.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
One more question for you down below. Are you Bush
or Bear or Bear?
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Well?
Speaker 11 (58:31):
I cheated and I looked at her photo. Yeah, man, Well,
I mean you told me if I asked you what
she looked like.
Speaker 4 (58:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Wait, how'd you look up her photo?
Speaker 11 (58:39):
Well, because she told us the title of her book
and her phone.
Speaker 4 (58:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah Google.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
I mean she's pretty generic looking. She's like a supermodel.
She has brunette.
Speaker 11 (58:50):
It looks like a picture of her from cat Con.
She brunette. We say thirty seven, right.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Yeah, And then she's not you know, she's not super fish,
she's not overweight. She's just very Yeah, she's basic, but not.
Speaker 11 (59:01):
In a bad way.
Speaker 4 (59:03):
She was really cool. Actually she's nice.
Speaker 11 (59:06):
I like the self doubt that helps me.
Speaker 4 (59:07):
Yeah, there was a lot there by the way.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Then I know, yeah, I'm saying Bush really yeah, Bear?
Speaker 8 (59:16):
Why I Actually I think because of the self doubt thing.
Speaker 4 (59:20):
I think that she would groom.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
She puts more effort into.
Speaker 7 (59:24):
Stuff, like the opposite with the self doubt, she would
not I know the thing she wouldn't bother?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yea, like, why bother?
Speaker 7 (59:31):
That's you have absolutely changed my mind. I'm saying Bear.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Bear, menace, Mega Bush, Mega Bush.
Speaker 11 (59:40):
I understand Bush is going to be the default at
a cat convention, but I'm going there this time.
Speaker 7 (59:44):
Guy.
Speaker 11 (59:45):
I just don't think she no offense. I don't think
she has a lot of sex because of the self
doubt cats to the point she's writing books about them.
Speaker 5 (59:52):
Well, Sammy just wrote said she looks frumpy, but I
didn't want to stay there.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
It looks like a nice girl. Wow, Hannah Bush or
Bear down below? Are you Bush or Bear Bush?
Speaker 14 (01:00:07):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Of course, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Well see tell me more because Bush is making a comeback.
Speaker 22 (01:00:12):
You know what, I don't care about anything. That's the problem.
I don't care one way or another. I'm lazy, That's
what all it is.
Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
Oh yeah, Nailed, he was right about her being like
frumpy and unkimmed.
Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
I know, jeez, that's not nice. It's really cool to
talk to us.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I got a point.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I never said.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
All right, next up a cat con. This is Rachel.
Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
How old are you Rachel? I am thirty four, and
what do you do for a living? I work in
the construction industry? Do you like it or how do
you feel about that? I do like it, except for
the rampant sexism that you experienced on.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
A day to day basis.
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Anything something there?
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yeah, yeah, we're saying full bush right, yea, let's go
ahead and hear her out. That's the time to go.
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (01:01:00):
You asked works construction and first complaints on the job industry.
Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Do you like it or how do you feel about that?
I do like it, except for the rampant sexism that
you experienced on a day to day basis. What's your
biggest regret? Anything? Dumping my ex.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Boyfriend and having him jump off the cliff? Oh my gosh. Yeah,
she's full of surprises.
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
It went real dark for a second. I wanted to
ask more questions, but I felt, you know.
Speaker 11 (01:01:26):
It was aggressively, like up to the belly button bush, Yeah,
put your face in Okay, wow, okay, So again, I
wonder what.
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
She said to him during the breakup for to blame
herself that that happened, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Dumping my ex boyfriend and having him jump off the cliff.
Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Yeah, it's a pretty big one. If you were just
handed one hundred thousand dollars to open your own business?
What would you do? I would probably create cat Con
pat Con two point zero with strippers in black jack.
Is this your first cat con or how many have
you been to? I have been coming here since it started. Yeah,
I came to the very first one. So tell me
about your pussies. How many cats do you have at home?
(01:02:09):
I have one beautiful pussy, she's about six years old.
Speaker 21 (01:02:12):
All black pussy, all the black pussies.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
So one last question for you, are you Bush or Bear?
Down below?
Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Okay, I'm changing it to Bear.
Speaker 9 (01:02:21):
You are the strippers and sexual I'm sticking.
Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
She's putting on the sexual persona me.
Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
She went from like pants come off and the lights
go out because it just got released, like a tree
that you've like you only tie up a Christmas tree
and you cut it, it fills out like from when
you drop her pants. The lights go out of eclipses too.
Now I think maybe she at least like like trims
it keeps it kemp. Yeah, but weird. I think she's
(01:02:50):
definitely got Bush.
Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
It's weird that she like she seems like she wants
to be part of She wants to talk sexy. She
wants to be dirty, she wants to be in construction,
but she hates the rampant sexism.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
And she's dorky. Right, So I'm going Bush, Greg You've
changed the Bear. I'm going Bear, Bear menace.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
I'm going Bush. And she's doing it to prove a point.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Bush.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Yeah, I'm sticking with Bush.
Speaker 11 (01:03:09):
With Bush, she's aggressively bought. You know what, I'm gonna say,
arn pit Bush too.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know if
we have the answer to that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
But all right, Rachel, are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Down below? Bush?
Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
She's making a comeback. It never left, Rachel. I just
walked by you and you said to give Woody a message.
What did you want to tell him?
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Suck it Woody? Oh yeah, she'd probably hurt you, hurt me.
Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
I would not get with her.
Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah, yeah, all right, this is a Bush or Bear.
Morgan was a cat con talking to the cat ladies.
Next up is Leslie.
Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Leslie, how old are you? I'm thirty? Sorry I just
threw thirty dude me too? Do you feel older?
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
What?
Speaker 19 (01:03:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
You don't?
Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Really? I do not?
Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
I still play video game?
Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Is I still I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I don't feel like I'm a real adult.
Speaker 19 (01:04:03):
But the way I look at it is everyone struggling,
even though you know we're all in this together, all
struggling together.
Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
What's your dream job? I would say my dream. Also,
my dream would be my farm.
Speaker 19 (01:04:16):
Yeah, I really want my head far.
Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
An animal farm too, but either way doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Ye Bush. Also, is she drunk?
Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
But she's definitely high.
Speaker 11 (01:04:28):
I know this girl, She'm p picturing her. She is
five ft one two uh and and uh wears.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
That kind of gothy No, but she has like the
female equivalent of dreads.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Yeah, she's probably wearing like hemp knitted clothes.
Speaker 11 (01:04:48):
Yes, homemade skirt.
Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
I did not look she wearing a bunch of rings. No,
she wasn't actually, but she definitely had a cold musk
about like you. Yeah, you would tell that she had
just come from the parking lot.
Speaker 20 (01:05:02):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (01:05:03):
What do you give us all these easy ones?
Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Morgan?
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Hey, I tried to, you know, okay, with hemp. I
really want to take over the world with hemp plastic. Okay,
So tell me more about hemp plastic.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
It's awesome, so.
Speaker 19 (01:05:15):
It's biodegradable, so you can only last for like what
six months. I'm trying to figure out to make it
last a little longer.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Just for shelf life.
Speaker 19 (01:05:25):
But yeah, I want to make hemp plastics so people
can use it, like for grocery bags, water bottles, like,
so that way our planet we don't have to worry
about straws anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
You guys all melting.
Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
And going away.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Say the turtles, what's the dumbest thing you've done on
a dare? What was I doing?
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
It was in college at tradition.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
You gotta streak across the courtyard.
Speaker 19 (01:05:45):
Yes, so I did that end up falling and straining
an ankle.
Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
So while you were a butt ass.
Speaker 19 (01:05:51):
Naked but naked and I couldn't walk clearly.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
And people had to help you. Yeah, thank god for
a girl.
Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah the moment.
Speaker 21 (01:06:01):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
So what do you do for a living now? I
work at the hospital.
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, and you enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
I do.
Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I love the animals.
Speaker 19 (01:06:09):
I love taking care of them and helping them.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
You know, someone has to, all right, So have one
more question for you, a big one down below. Yes,
this is a big question. Are you bush or bear?
Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Okay? See, I went all over the place trying to
guess on this one really, yeah, because a lot of
it sounds kind of like, you know, bushy, yeah right,
every single thing, yeah, yeah, like every single thing. But
then the streaking thing got me thinking, like, you know,
maybe it wouldn't be yeah, because if she's showing off,
she's prepared.
Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
You know, yeah, she's at least trimmed. But she got
bush dog.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
And I think I think I've met that kind of
vetech too, like where you go in there and she's
got the white girl dreads kind of thing, right, she is.
Speaker 11 (01:06:53):
She's the female equivit of my one of my brothers,
really one of your brothers.
Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
I asked how long she had to go to school
to be a Vettex. She said like nine months.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Oh wow, so lean not very long. Yeah, all right,
I will say Bear. I'm sticking with Bear. Greg Uh.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Clearly I'm the worst at this game, but I'll go
Bush on her.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Bush Bush Bush, Bush, Bush.
Speaker 11 (01:07:21):
Everyone's bush.
Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Everyone's going bush? All right, Leslie, are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Well, I guess semi.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 19 (01:07:32):
I forgot what I was watching or listening to. But
they're talking about dying them and we're.
Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Like, what if we made that a tread like, Hey, what.
Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
Color is you like?
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Yeahpurvo orange pink.
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
That could be a thing, you know.
Speaker 12 (01:07:46):
Die frame.
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
I have a coworker named Sammy. She does like a stencil,
but she shaves her heart into her pew. That's cute.
Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
That's so cute, so cute stencil pibs.
Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Yeah yeah, and I got in the sense I can
put it right on. It makes it so much easier
to create.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yeah, well that's right. You gave us that pro tip
about how to do that to pull that off. That's right.
Speaker 11 (01:08:11):
Any beauty is the cube coloring people.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Oh nice? Yeah, all right, Well that's that's Bush or
Bear cat con. Everybody answers, Thanks you, Morgan, appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
We're gonna take a quick break more when he shows next.
Hang on. In the meantime, have an existential crisis show.
Well we're uh, we're looking at that. See I'm trying
to think, oh yeah, we have a few minutes. You
want to do one more from a cat con, Butcher Bear.
This is sure redemption, all right, redemption for me? Okay,
(01:08:48):
you got this, Greg, Come on, I had two out
of three one on the on the first one, I
whiffed on the last one. I should have known you
were right with the white girl dreads.
Speaker 16 (01:08:58):
Well.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Also I should have known that was some kind of
bush streakings.
Speaker 11 (01:09:01):
Also, you you're wrong on them because that's a that's
a bush activity. That seven naked bike ride, that's a
lot of bush. Yeah, it's naturalism, nudism. I don't care
what my body looks like. Girls who surprised counterintuitively, almost
who shaved down there, keep it clean, wax, et cetera.
Are much more private. They're hotter, and typically they're hotter.
Speaker 12 (01:09:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (01:09:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
I was also like, do you think off like you're
growing a bush? You are maybe more willing to show
it up because it's some kind of covering. Really thing,
don't you don't see? You don't see anything really, You
just see like a you.
Speaker 11 (01:09:32):
Especially if you've got some long ones.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, let's see next person. So
there's a cat con. There's just a bunch of crazy
cat ladies and stuff wandering around buying cat crap and
all these different cat products and and things like that.
Does it cost anything to get into cat con? It does?
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I think it was like twelve dollars twelve bucks something cheap.
You know, but to get anything once you're in there,
it costs money.
Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah, all right, So next up again, we're gonna listen
to this little question to answer that Morgan did with
one of the ladies of cat Con and then try
to guess is she Bush or Bear down below? And
this next person, her name is Mary. What do you
do for a living?
Speaker 21 (01:10:10):
I have a tea shirt company that raises money and
awareness for stray animals, the dogs, little dogs, cats, kittens,
all of the.
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Above, giant Bush and you know what's mostly the voice
old lady and the name Mary, Mary. Yeah, Mary, Mary,
Damn your Harry Bush carry.
Speaker 11 (01:10:31):
Mary Animal Rescue, that's all, yeah, Hair Mary.
Speaker 21 (01:10:34):
Our shelter got shut down doing space and noodles because
one woman thought it was her mission because apparently a
friendly cat and a friendly cat is a cat that
just lives in the neighborhood that maybe what got out
was friendly got picked up and got spader neutered, and
she threw a fit and she shut everything down. So
(01:10:56):
we have not been able to do any Spain neuters
for over three years.
Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
And it is we've just gone back in time. We've
gone back ten years.
Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
So what's your biggest fear.
Speaker 21 (01:11:04):
My biggest fear is that will never get back to
people being compassionate to their animals and keeping them for
their life. Everyone wants a kitten and a puppy and
they don't follow through with them. At the shelter that
I'm at, we have the most fabulous large dogs.
Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
So I have a coworker that thinks that pitbulls love
eating children.
Speaker 21 (01:11:27):
What do you have to say to people that have
those views. I think they need to come to the shelter,
have a seat. I'll bring them out ten different pit
bulls that will give them more love and affection than
they ever knew possible.
Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
So I see people are looking at your shirts. I
don't want to take any more time. I have one
last question for you down below. Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
I know they're like very serious and right now that's
talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
He knows something funny. There was no one looking at
her shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I was like, I'm done with this.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Yeah, it was funny if you were there.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Wait, really, someone's looking at my shirt? All right? So
on Mary Bush or Bear? I'm saying full Bush Bush.
She doesn't enough time for anything else? Yeah? Yeah, true,
doesn't she? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:12:10):
Exactly And I'm kind of curious how her shelter got
you down for three years because they spade someone's straight
down without their knowing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
There's a bigger story here.
Speaker 11 (01:12:19):
Yeah, obviously Bush of for us.
Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Uh let's see menace. Yeah, Bush for sure? Bush sure.
Speaker 9 (01:12:25):
And I would love to hear a reaction, because she
doesn't seem like she would be.
Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Thrilled with this question answer. Here's here's Mary down below.
Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I don't I guess I don't know what that is.
I'm too old.
Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Oh so bear would mean like you have no hair
in your pubic area?
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
No, I have hair? Okay, okay, that's funny. Shock.
Speaker 21 (01:12:47):
I'm sixty three, so and I don't have kids.
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
And then you want to edit to shopping with that.
Oh that's funny, that's funny.
Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Nice. Yeah, because explaining it to her was.
Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Region Yeah, let me show you mine. You don't have
no hair hair?
Speaker 23 (01:13:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
You know your vagina is yours? Like this?
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
What does it look like?
Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Wep it out?
Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
All?
Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Well, there we go. There's one more around from cat
Lady Bush or Bear from catcn nice work, Morgan. I
don't even know what that means. No one knows what
it means, but.
Speaker 22 (01:13:15):
It's for fock.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
People go and go all right, So it's another hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Woody that
is our newest full time member of the show. Gina
Grant Menace is here. Hi, we got Sea Mass right there,
Sammy Mary, good morning to you. And then really the
man of the hour is Greg Goryhoy, good morning to you, Greg,
(01:13:41):
Good morning Woody. All right, So we're looking for lesbian stories, ladies.
We're asking you and you can call in anonymously. This
is all for the enjoyment of Greg Gory and just
the pure joy that he gets when these women call
in and share the story about their most lesbian experience.
Doesn't have to be like full on lesbie in relations,
just the most let's mean thing that you've done. And
(01:14:03):
Greg's looking for people who aren't full time lesbians. These
are people who uh just felt a little bit naughty. Yeah,
tipsy dabble, right, dabbling is the best. You know a
lot of times we've heard stories where it's always usually drinking,
drinking hot tub is always a common denominator.
Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
Weekend away, like a girl's weekend run.
Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Yeah, so I had this best friend we would always
hang out, and I thought she was always really pretty,
and you know things like that.
Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
We were at a cabin.
Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so it was Yeah, it was
just a curiosity thing. That's what really does it for Greg.
Even though he's gay, he loves lesbians. It's odd. What
is that.
Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
I don't know. I can't explain it. It's just always
been part of my psyche. And then I have all
these scenarios in my head. I've told you about the
pillow fighting one where the cliche where they have a
pillow fighter to sleep over and then the feathers are
wafting down and then.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
They say each other, let's not fight, let's kiss.
Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
And then I always envision them. You see it in
movies a lot where a woman will just wear nothing
around the house other than a man's button up shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Oh yeah, boyfriends shirt.
Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
The boyfriend's shirt is like getting their coffee and they're
wearing the boyfriend's shirt and it's always a button up shirt.
And I always picture that for some reason, like women
on a weekend away like, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
That's what they brought their boyfriend's button down some reason,
they have this big button down shirt and they're all
hanging out and then they're like, for just in case
a lesbian experience breaks out, they'll be ready, they'll be
ready for you know, Greg's fantasy.
Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
And I don't know if you.
Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Would consider this a lesbian experience because it was not sexual.
But my old roommate and I when when I first
moved here, we would walk around the house in just
our underwear, like no top or anything, and like hang out,
like play guitars, like.
Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Watch TV.
Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Topless. I don't think that's too because it wasn't naughty.
Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
I mean windows you didn't make out all day, though
not all day, but just like for a while.
Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
And would you walk out in one of you just
didn't have a top on something.
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
The other one would be like, oh, I'll take my
ChIL to how am I doing?
Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
I'm overdressed.
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
That's a good start, right, RG. It's a fantastic start, yeaheah, Okay,
if you're sitting there playing guitar and stuff, and then
all the times like well, you know, we should make out.
Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
Like if you're going topless, I guess I'll go right.
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
If there was no making out or you know something,
So the day will come when we do this and
there are no liddies to share the lesbian experience. But
that's why we don't do it all the time. Oh,
it's new. Lesbian experiences happen all the time, first times
all the time. And uh, we're asking for the ladies
(01:16:32):
who have had a lesbian experience. Tell us about your
most lesbian experience. But you got to be able to
tell the story in a way just in case there
was like a five year old around, but you tell
in the way that they wouldn't be any wiser as
to what's going on. Thanks a lot, FCC. Yeah, nothing
too graphic.
Speaker 7 (01:16:47):
Yeah, are women self conscious about their boobs? You would
hang out topless?
Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I'm not. Is there anything? Okay, So here's a question,
because you know, guys hanging around other guys, like in
a locker room situation, it's always about penis size, right always? Yeah,
is there anything? What is that for women?
Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
You know what I think it is and I don't
know Sammy or Morgan if you agree. I think it's
like perkiness, you know, like where do they sit on you?
Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Okay, so it's not the size, it's just the perkiness
of them.
Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
I think that's more of what it's about.
Speaker 8 (01:17:20):
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely not the size. I've never really
thought twice about another girls, That's.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
What I'm saying. So like, what is it about? Like,
so is there like a like they sit kind of
high equivalent So that's the idea. Yeah, knees, Yeah exactly, Yeah,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
I think nipples too? Yeah, Like the older I'm getting,
the more I'm like, wow, nipples are so different. All
my friends have different nipples.
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
You know, you know what your friend's nipples are going. Yeah,
you do.
Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Like you know, you just walk around top with sometimes
this is really like not all the time, but my
closest friends. Yeah, I've seen their bodies mine nice noise.
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Okay, what are your favorite kind of nipples, Morgan, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
I wouldn't know how to describe them. A lot of
my friends have pierce nipples.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Like pep pepperoni size, like big old baloney nipples.
Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Well, I don't like the blonis.
Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
How many of your friends have you kissed?
Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Just one? I'm only kissed one girl, just the one.
Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Have you ever had a lesbian experience?
Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
Not officially I told you I just did one in
a performance at a play, but.
Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So, ladies, have you had a
lesbian experience so you could tell Greg about this is
all for Greg. You love Greg. You'll share it with
how the world as well. You can call in anonymously.
We're not going to get your name, we're not going
to get where you're from. You can just tell the story. Again,
Please tell the story as if there was like a
five year old hanging around. You didn't want them to
know what you were talking about. Yeah, and so we
(01:18:44):
got the phones open. If you want to share your
one off or maybe you've done it a couple of times,
naughty lesbian experience, Greg Gory's lesbian stories. We're ready to go.
Eight seven seven four four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four woody, and uh, we can find this a
couple of a little dabbling lesbian action. Wouldn't that make
(01:19:05):
your day? Well, we'll get to those calls coming up
right after the break. Ladies and gentlemen, bodega breath, Ladies
and gentlemen, bodega breathing a disease for food.
Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Yeah, totally, just breath.
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
All right, So Greg loves him some lesbians. We already
mentioned all this, and he likes it when it's like, uh,
you know something where it's just a little bit more experiment,
a little naughty, little dabbling. Right, you're not a full
time lesbian, right, nothing against full time lesbian, but something friend. Yeah,
see this, this this one starts really well. See we
can get this person on the phone here too, Sammy,
(01:19:41):
the one that starts lesbian story. About sixteen years ago,
a friend was hosting it get together at her home.
Perfect always. I can already tell that's the kind of story.
We'll get together girls, we can. That's right. There's no
guy around we do all this time. There's there's also
a good one here on the text from the five
(01:20:03):
oh five. Let's try to get them on all right,
and if you want to call in eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie is the number eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
call us and tell us if you can be anonymous.
We're not gonna ask you where you're calling from. All
we asked that you tell the story to Greg in
a way that if there was a five year old
hanging around, yeah, that they would be none the wiser.
You see what I'm saying. Yeah, thank you FCC.
Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
All right, I read it online. There's a big lesbian
meetup in Palm Springs this weekend. Oh yeah, ring, you
should fly on it.
Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
I just found a website called lesbiannews dot com. Hell really,
and they'd have some fun facts, which we'll get to.
Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Let's go to Anonymous. Good morning, Anonymous, Hi, good morning,
good morning. All right, So tell Greg about your most
lesbian experience. What happened?
Speaker 12 (01:20:49):
So I was at a friend's house and she was
having a bachelorette party for another friend, and suddenly I
was told there was going to be a dancer coming
and the dancer case and was female. I didn't expect
that because it was not a lesbian wedding, so it
was very unexpected, and I nobody warned me, and it
(01:21:11):
was very fast that she was not dressed anymore, and
she was very friendly, let's say, with everybody, and some people.
At the end, I forgot this part. She disappeared with
one of the fride baths into a room. They had
a little private party there.
Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
So she's being all provocative, doing like lap dance type stuff.
Speaker 12 (01:21:33):
Yes, he was who I was a little tipsy. I
didn't expect it, and I'm drinking all.
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Night, huh.
Speaker 12 (01:21:41):
And it was just it was a unique experience for me.
Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Did you partake?
Speaker 12 (01:21:45):
I didn't go in the room with her, but I
did get to dance.
Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
Were you kind of hands off or did you getta
Did you offer anything back?
Speaker 12 (01:21:56):
I was more hands off because I was not fully comfortable.
But it was definitely a something I I did not
enjoy it.
Speaker 10 (01:22:02):
To say, did you see any kissing or making out?
Speaker 12 (01:22:06):
I saw other girls for taking in that, but I.
Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Did not I pique your interest at all. I mean,
do you have any any future interest in this type
of stuff.
Speaker 12 (01:22:15):
I'm not writing off.
Speaker 23 (01:22:17):
She was very attractive, so I like that.
Speaker 12 (01:22:20):
I'm not writing it off. I didn't. I didn't think
she was an attractive It was just a very unexpected
situation and I was not prepared for.
Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
It's peculiar that they hired a female stripper to do
a bachelorette party. But that's it's a good thing. It's
a really good helping some doors.
Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Yeah, it's way less grounds. Anonymous, thank you so much
for the call. We appreciate you. Listening to the Woodie Show.
Nine oh nine says I am I am married. I'm
in my early forties, recently wanted to explore with another woman.
I invited a woman to a day spag.
Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
Greg, Oh, that's a good idea, because you know about
of taking your clothes off.
Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
There.
Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
We talked and teased each other the whole time. We
got to spread mud on each other. I snuck into
a shower together, started making out in there, and before
you knew it, I was on my knees doing my thing.
Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
My God.
Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Prior to this, my only lesbian experience was kissing a
girl twenty years ago. Can we get her on the phone?
Speaker 11 (01:23:19):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Can we get can we get nine to nine on
the on the horn? Greg?
Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
That has everything you love?
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Yeah, story, that one's perfect. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
I hope that the husband wouldn't mind if he found.
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
That's what we need. Yeah, nine o nine Uh, Morgan
and Sammy, if you can get this this accidental lesbian
on that this would be an intentional lesbian I guess yeah.
But day spa right, perfect all to the mud bath. Yeah,
I'm sure it has a lot of questions. So if
we canna, we'll be giving you a call here.
Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Nine on nine right, Uh, real quick lesbian fun fact.
As of today, no research has ever proven what causes lesbianism,
but there was some inconclusive study that show increased levels
of steroids provide a greater chance that your unborn child
will be a lesbian.
Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Oh yeah wow.
Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
And also I think we can all agree that no
offense guys, but like female bodies are nicer to look
at than male.
Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
With you, let's say hi to Jill. Good morning, Jill, Jill, Hi,
good morning, Hi, good morning. Tell Greg about your most
lesbian experience.
Speaker 23 (01:24:21):
Well, it was in summer Jesus past whome. We went
to Vegas with my husband and we met another couple
at a bar, and the couple asked us to come back.
They were local, so they asked us to come back
to their place. And once we were there, the husband
was like, hey, Jill, can you give me a favor
and kiss my wife? So I killed And then rules
led to orally pleasuring each other.
Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Oh wow. And then the husbands were what just sitting
there watching.
Speaker 23 (01:24:47):
They were watching. My husband was losing his mind because
that was never something he would thought he would see
me do.
Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
Was he like ks or was he was it?
Speaker 23 (01:24:57):
No, he was super cool with it. We've tried, we
were trying to do it now that we're back home,
but it's just hard to have kids and jobs maybe
that in the work.
Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
So is this this is the first time you've ever
done anything like that.
Speaker 23 (01:25:11):
I had kissed a girlfriend like back in college, but
it was just it was just a dare.
Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Wasn't anything like good? Yeah, like, don't discount a dare.
That's because you're still doing the deed. Now, did you
and your husband ever swing before do anything like that?
Or this is a total one off?
Speaker 23 (01:25:29):
This was a one off. But since then, we've already
doing the hot wife thing with myself. So I've been
a hot wife experienced, you know. That is so basically
we've learned about my husband like to wash me with
other men.
Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
And that too far. That's it's a win too far.
Speaker 23 (01:25:53):
I like to watch me with other women also, but
I haven't. So yeah, that's hot.
Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
I just always wonder how hot?
Speaker 23 (01:26:00):
Yes, and what's that?
Speaker 7 (01:26:04):
I just wonder how you break the ice. You're you're
on a vacation, you meet another couple. Next thing you know, boom,
you're in their hotel room. You're making out with his
wife at their request.
Speaker 8 (01:26:12):
Well, I love He's like, hey, do me a favorite
and did you enjoy it?
Speaker 23 (01:26:18):
Obviously I did enjoy it. It was again the oral
pleasuring was not something. I was like, I don't know
what I'm doing, and she's like, we'll just think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Being you you know what to do.
Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
You couldn't. I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
God love you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
You know, now did she reciprocate?
Speaker 16 (01:26:39):
She did?
Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
And how is that happened the first time? Yeah? See
now she's all she's all in the hot wifing thing
is uh is? Because is that called cook? That's what?
Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
Yeah, that's what it is, just a different name.
Speaker 23 (01:26:52):
It is just a certain point. Yeah, like where my
husband doesn't like to be degraded or anything like that.
He just likes to know that wat or I'll come
home and show him videos and things like that. The
guys definitely opened up the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (01:27:05):
Wow, the guys to get upset of like girl and
girl action, Like who cares about it?
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
I mean you know I wouldn't. I mean again, that's
how it works for them.
Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
So, yeah, you want to say your wife with the chick,
I mean, if she wants to go the chick, I'm
not going to get upset by it.
Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
Are You're not afraid she's going to like fall in
love and leave.
Speaker 10 (01:27:21):
You I mean, if she does, she does, you know,
like Jill, thank you so much for the call.
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
You can't stop people now. She loves it. I know
she got a taste for it.
Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
Yeah, I wish I could be not that I want
to be in that situation per se, but I wish
I could be that nello about.
Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
It, you know what I mean? Yeah, because some people,
just that Cash I think really wants to be a freak.
He just can't bring himself to do it. I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
You got to hear about others telling you forever Greg
is a freak.
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
He is. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody Gregg's
Lesbian Stories. We have the girl who went to the
day Spot and it's anonymous. Okay, good, hello, anonymous day
sball lady.
Speaker 12 (01:28:04):
Hello, Hi, Hi, all right show.
Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
So we we got your text, and thank you very
much for the text. Let me let me go back
to the text as a matter of fact, just in
case it might be better hearing you tell the story,
just in case people are just tuning in, and also
refresh Greg's memory. Tell Greg about this lesbian experience that
you had the day spaw.
Speaker 16 (01:28:22):
Okay, so I took a lady friend to the day spaw.
I figured it would be great way to just break
the eyes. You know, we're alone together, girl talk, and
we got to talk about a lot of things, sexual things,
sexual preferences, and we touch each other there here and
(01:28:44):
there under the water. Yes, we got to the mud section,
got to put mud on each other all over our body.
Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Wow.
Speaker 23 (01:28:54):
So it was great.
Speaker 16 (01:28:57):
It was great. And then so after, you know, we're
all journey and money, so we got to wash off, right,
So we went to the shower together, sneaked into one,
just her and I and you know, before you know it,
we're in there making out. And yeah, thank got on money.
Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
So it's sorry.
Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
I got to know it sounds like this was kind
of your plan all alound.
Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
She knew that.
Speaker 16 (01:29:24):
Yeah, so yeah, she had an idea too. We both
wanted to explore. We both wanted to explore. So that's
why we thought, Okay, let me, I'll take you to
the let's go to daisbond just talk.
Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
Was she a friend, a colleague or.
Speaker 16 (01:29:41):
Somebody that I had just I had met a few
weeks back.
Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Oh okay, yeah, and we were.
Speaker 16 (01:29:48):
I was attracted to her and I've always wanted to
explore this. I had never the twenty years back, I
kissed a female girl and I liked it. I always
knew what had a curiosity, never explored it. And I
talked to my husband about it, and he's like, go
for it.
Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Oh, so you are Marri so he knows I am.
Speaker 16 (01:30:08):
Yes, I am absolutely, and he wished he was there.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Well, yeah you got.
Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Have you gone back to the day spot as it were?
Speaker 16 (01:30:16):
We haven't, No, but we have gotten close afterwards.
Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
Well yeah, I mean it begs the question, why haven't
you day spot again?
Speaker 16 (01:30:26):
You know, I don't know, but we're definitely we're we
need to go.
Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Me ask you a question at all? Do women have
a spank bank like a guy will have, like you know,
maybe like an experience or you know, some celebrity their
crush on or whatever. They'll think about that when it's
alone time. Do women have that? Like would you would
you think about this like I? Or have you thought
about this like when you're with yourself or with your husband? Yeah? Okay,
(01:30:52):
I was.
Speaker 16 (01:30:52):
I was for three full months.
Speaker 12 (01:30:54):
I was.
Speaker 16 (01:30:55):
She I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Yeah, wow, wow, it was really impactful on you, all right?
Speaker 16 (01:31:00):
Was because it was so hot.
Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
She took the lead, she was like, I don't know
how to make this happens.
Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Great, right, all right, well, Anonymous, thank you so much.
Speaker 23 (01:31:08):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 16 (01:31:09):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
I love she listening. I mean, you really just made
Greg's day.
Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
Absolutely, And this kind of that's the perfect example of
why I find it so exciting, because they're, for lack
of a better word, more fluid with it, more accepting
of it.
Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Speaking of which, there was some some woman that called it.
I'm trying to think of how I could tell her.
I could tell her story.
Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Where you going?
Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Yeah, man, such a good sec. I'm trying to think
how I can tell the story. All right. So she
got this from the two one boards. She got drunk
in college after the club, ended up making out with
one of the friends and they were doing stuff and
then this this friend ended up so king this girl's
(01:32:00):
car down, posing it down right. Yeah, And she says,
I haven't been with any girl since Oh my god,
what are you doing anyway? Well, hey, Greg, Gory's lesbian.
Are you clatisfied?
Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
I don't want to play favorites, but the SPA one's
my favorite.
Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
That's like you said, that's like a.
Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
That's like a movie one. More lesbian fun fact. In
the nineteen seventies, the symbol of the lesbian was a
lavender rhino.
Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Yeah, exactly, all right, well there's Gregory's Lesbian Stories. Thank you?
What the show is next? Hang on?
Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as less right.
Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Off show, we'll be right back. What exactly what is this?
What do you show? We're basking in the apter globe.
Greg's Lean Stories five six two says this is probably
the one time I'm actually upset at the segment. I
(01:33:06):
love the lesbian stories, I'm okay with it, but these
stories are still cheating. I guess I'm just a prude
who believes in commitment to your partner. That said, I
still love you. Guys, no crossroads for me? Well, were aware?
Speaker 23 (01:33:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
They were into it? Yeah, yeah, it didn't sound like
that was something they were doing behind anybody's back. Question
from the six two six does Sammy's face look disgusted
like when she's listening to the Billie Irish song lunch?
Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Good question?
Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
You hate all the lesbian stories?
Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
I mean, I don't care what people do.
Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
I was asking the question is are you a fan
of the activity? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Am I a fan, Like, am I doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
No?
Speaker 8 (01:33:44):
No, you like I'm a fan of hearing about it
the same way I'm not a fan of the song lunch.
Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
I just don't want to hear about.
Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
It, all right, ticky. Yeah. I asked if women had
a spank bank, you know, eyes do. Someone said it's
called a flick bag. A few people text it over, Like,
I've never heard that arm either. The guy who's into
the hot wifing thing. Yeah, the husband is into the
hot wifing thing. Somebody said, dog, this chick's husband is
(01:34:14):
the definition of a loser.
Speaker 9 (01:34:16):
Oh no, yeah, I think that's going into a different territory.
It's not even on topic, right.
Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Yeah, yeah, not even part of well. I mean because
she was talking about how she brings videos home, so
like I'm guessing that she goes out. Yeah, it means
he's got it's not even in front of him. Yeah,
So she goes out and she does these things and
gets photos and pictures and brings them home to him.
Which that's I mean, that's the thing I was asking, like,
(01:34:42):
what's the difference, because like somebody said, cooking is if
the husband doesn't get any action, which is sounds like
what's happening. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's what it says.
It's because the couple was, uh, the one from Vegas
or the one who went to Vegas, had that experience,
then wanted to do something with and so turns out
now he's in the hot wifing thing, which is.
Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
Interesting because isn't she the one that said but he's
not into being demeaned though I think a lot of you, Yes.
Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
It's an element of it.
Speaker 9 (01:35:10):
Because that's why she was using the term hot wife,
because kinda.
Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Yeah, you don't want to be labeled, is that even
though it's exactly what it is?
Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
Yeah, right right, just rebranded.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Do you want to be rebranded? Yea, yeah right, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
Do you want another fun fact from lesbiannews dot anything
in the world. So this is from lesbian news dot Com.
While Butcher and Dyker common phrases today for lesbians, back
in the nineteen thirties, oh, common terms were a cat
or apache apache nineteen forties, their collar and tie. In
(01:35:44):
the nineteen sixties, pansy without a stem.
Speaker 14 (01:35:47):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Without a stem?
Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Yeah, look at it, She's a pansy without a stem.
Speaker 7 (01:35:54):
And then the first lesbian magazine ever was called Vice versa.
Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
I like it. So those are some fun facts, Greg,
thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (01:36:02):
And also with that, the name like a woman goes
by if she's really masculine, is what's your stud name?
Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Stud name? Yeah, that's another one I've study learning so
much this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
This is educating.
Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
This has been eye opening, all right. More what you
show next? Hang up?
Speaker 13 (01:36:18):
You watch years after years after years, and then you
see them in person, and it's it's all the different
experience than you do watching them all over the string.
Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
What do you show back in a bit
What is due to the graphic nature of this.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program listener discretion?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
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My name is Whatddy That is great gory. Heydy Menace.
He is our social media director. We have Gina Grant. Hello,
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(02:27):
like when they dabble. Yeah, like we're a straight woman
dabbles in lesbianism. Yeah, it's usually had some drinks. We
were in a hot tub. One thing led to another,
that kind of thing. So Greg Gory's lesbian stories, chick's
falling in sharing their stories with Greg, and we got
a round of the smart Ass game coming up for
you today. And we figured since the holidays and everybody's traveling,
(02:50):
if you want to try to figure out how you
can skirt the TSA's three ounce liquid rule. I learned
this this weekend. So there was this guy who brought
some whole coconuts onto a plane and that's allowed. Yeah,
it turns out it is a lot because people were saying, Hi,
how did he.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Manage to do that?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, and it's totally allowed. Each coconut, by the way,
can hold up the thirty four ounces of fresh coconut water.
But have you ever tried opening once the hammer penetrating it?
So I'm glad you asked because this is what he
said in the article. He uses one of those metal
reusable straws. Oh, it just sort of like yeah, and
then that works. Yeah, he can jam it in there.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, that definitely works. And surprise, he can bring.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That and then you got what a metal straw?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, yeah, like that you could stab someone in the
neck with it.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Bring knitting needles and I'm sure Sammy's done that.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh yeah, crochet Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I sat next to Sammy on on a flight one time.
That's what she was doing.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Wa you guys, I'll make a lot of sweater.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, you are knitting needles.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Yeah, you're not surprised that a guy could penetrate a
coconut with a metal straw.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
No, you needed like a bullpeen hammer.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, because they're they're tried it. It's so hard because
there's a there's a soft spot. Yeah, the coconut. It
describes some of the article. You can see it. I've
got coconut curiosity, but really like you're gonna go through
all that just so you're gonna have some coconut water
or di scart the law or whatever. But so it
got people wondering what other liquidy things the t s
A allows. And so the article here says over the
(04:16):
counter medications. Okay, that makes sense, prescription medication in gel,
aerosol or liquid form, fresh eggs. There, let's take some eggs,
live fish transported in water. What's a wet battery? Is
that like a battery with like a like a liquid
(04:37):
acid or something, you know, like, what's a wet battery?
See if you can look that up. Greg Biological specimens,
breast milk or formula for you know, infants, teethers, for
kids that they chew on, you know, the fill with
the liquid, you know, freezer or ice pack, stuff like that,
anything medically necessary of those kind of items, food or
drinks for toddlers and babies. Okay, and see old duty
(05:01):
free items, so you know, and you buy something in
the duty free zip, tie it together and you yeah. Right. Also,
you could bring any frozen liquid, but it must be
completely frozen to meet the TSA's requirement, not partially melted,
not slushy like a water bottle in the freezer, as
long as when you get to this TSA it's frozen solid, because.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
It ain't going to be frozen by the time you
bored exactly.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Yeah, I looked it up. I don't know what this means.
But flooded batteries, also known as wet cell batteries, have
a traditional design consisting of lead plates submerged in a
liquid electrolyte solution.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, whatever the hell I thought it was like more
like wet burrito, you know, oh delicious, it's right, Yeah,
some other normal by the numbers. Since we're talking about
flights and planes and it is the season where people
are doing a lot of traveling, here many rules that
are black and white when you're flying on an airplane,
like what you can can't bring through TSA. But what
about some of these unwritten rules normal by the numbers
(05:59):
on airplane etiquette, and so you could see how your
feelings match up on these things. Number one, does the
person in the middle seat get both armrests? I say
they do?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I do too, I say they're stuck in the middle.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, yeah, I say yes. And then even if they
have those two and then, first of all, they're in
the middle. But if you're on the aisle, you have
the aisle arm rest, and if you're at the window,
you have the window side armrest.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Right, you're probably gonna be leaning against any right.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Exactly to get away. You don't want to be leaning
up against that person in the middle. So I say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay,
fifty seven percent say no.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
What overhaps they know, yeah that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
They got to share.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
I have sat in the middle where people will take
the arm rest on mean, just because they're bigger, they
feel like they need it, I guess. And then I
just like squish myself in the middle and don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Number two, can I bring up there? Yeah, it's hard
to share an arm rest.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Period in general. Yeah, okay, there's so small, there's yeah. Nothing. Well,
when you go to a movie theater, yeah, I believe
in the whole theory that you know, because they all
have cup holders. It's when you get whatever, you get one,
but you get whatever cup holder you have claimed with
your cup first.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Okay, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It could be the left, it could be the right.
But whichever one you claim, that's yours right, and that's
that you've planted your flag.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Number two? Can you take your shoes off? No? I
say yes, I say yes.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I does anyone else travel with like travel socks? No,
I'll put some clean socks on and just chill and
take my shoes off.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, so like you're wearing sandals with no socks, I'll
wear like, I'll wear shoes.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
But are you all wearing an extra pair of socks
and put on clean socks and chill?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But are you already wearing socks under the shoes that
you took off?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, that's okay. Yeah, I thought you just had socks
like you put the other socks on for when you
get off the plane.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
No, no, I only take my shoes off on international
like and if I have like a bed.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, I'll take my shoes off in a flight. Always
take my shoes them, not airfoot, it's what you do
with your feet. Once the shoes are off, they're down
on the floor. Who cares?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
And now they have those little hammocks that you can
put around the tree table.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Fifty six percent of people say no, forty four percent
say yes, so kind of a toss up, but people
say overwhelmingly eighty percent say the socks should stay on.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yeah, agreed.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Can you recline your seat always a debatable topic. I
really don't like it.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
I say, yes, it sucks for.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
The person, but it creates the domino effect and everyone
does it.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
But again for me, where the cushion on the head
hits me, it pushes me forward. So if I don't
recline my seat, I'm pushed forward the whole flight.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Well do we need to cater to you?
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Well to you, yes, I mean if the seats go back,
they go back.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Why don't you bring a booster seat? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Well yeah, yeah, right, put on my feet.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
I mean, if you don't make my sick book or something,
I get it.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
It sucks, But like if you're on Spirit, they don't
lean back.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
A lot of airlines have started doing that.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
If you're on an airline that allows it, then.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
If the person in front of me is reclining, then
I'm reclining, and I will tell the person behind me like, hey, sorry,
I'm gonna recline a little bit because the person in
front of me, like you know, a dentist.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Now, I always get stuck behind somebody whose seat is
fully reclined and then they're.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Leaning laps yea, And I never have the nerve to
say you won't need this, and.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Children should not be allowed to recline.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, well, Sammy's the size of a child.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
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Who wants to play the smart Ass Game? Everybody? Yeah,
it's it's just one of these party games that you
could buy, Smart Ass Game and they sell a bunch
of expansion tacks. If you run out of the cards
and it's broke into different category. You ever see bar
trivia where they throw a question up there and there's
the more answers and then they slowly start eliminating, and
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the earlier you quick end, the more points it's worth.
Sort Of like that because the clues they start very generic,
and then as the as the the contest or the
clues go on, they get more and more specific, until
it's like very what's the fruit that begins with the
letter A apple? Okay? Uh, so that's that's how this
game works. And did we want to have who was
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going to be Menace and Sammy? Is that what we decided?
And that's that's always fun, just because it's fun. You
guys both rule great contestants. Oh thanks, yeah, yeah, I
appreciate that. Yeah, you guys, I mean, do you like
Q cool? You guys do a great job of that.
So I have the who what where? Categories? And in
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case we need a tie breaker, Uh, there's just like
a couple of individual questions, there's no clues for that, ladies.
First Menace, yes.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Question though, Yeah, what is the wrinkle? You said there
was some wrinkle?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah? Oh who water? Where?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Where?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Where? Okay? Now Menace?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You love dogs? Yes, so you're gonna bark like a dog,
like instead of going menace, you have to bark like
a dog to buzz in. Okay, Sammy, we have to
try to think of a different animal for youse. You
both like dogs, but pick a different animal.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I mean I could just be a cat something to mew.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Sure we go. I would like for her to be
a dolphin, but I don't know she can put it off.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
She's not really good at actually.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Like like a cow or I'm trying to think of
like chickens.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I can't do a chicken.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You can't do a chicken. Impossible, I could do a chicken.
That's what are we gonna do? Al at the would
you agree on?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
I mean I just said, I mean like I can
do yeah, dolphin, cat dolphin.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Dolphin dolphin. Yes, I just don't think that's as quick. Alright,
cats and dogs, alright, there they're competing like cats and
dogs here. Okay, all right, so the whare category is first?
Here we go first person to two points. Yes, I
am a European country, all right. I have had a
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monarchy for a thousand years. If you speak my language,
lego means play well, menace, menace?
Speaker 11 (12:30):
No is not a dog?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh our European country. You're come on, wait wait do that?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Denmark?
Speaker 12 (12:42):
All right.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
For some reason he took me off about the language.
I was like, oh, what language do they speak?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Sorry, well that the clues you speak my language. Well
all right, menace got a point, thank you. Look at
that Denmark.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Shout out to Denmark.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Shout out to Denmark. Big shout out to Denmark. What
do they speak their menace?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yeah, that's what I was like, what language do they speak? Tomarchian, Dutch?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Sammy, pick a category?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Who or what?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Who?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Who? All right, here we go, and I remember you're
barking like a dog or yelling like a cat to
to buzz in. Here we go? Who am I? I
am a comedian and actor. My only oscar Win was
for a serious role. I am the King of the
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Moon and a Terry Gilliam move menace.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I get this new wrinkle is confusing.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
There he is there he yes, you Casey Jim Carrey. No,
it's not Jim Carrey. By the way, you can't buzz
in and then stop and think about it. I can't answer,
And you made me bark yeah, and then we go
over how I didn't bark and like anyways, No, you
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got to bark to ch it's a radio show. We're
doing audio things.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Stand yeah, for a decade, we've done my name.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Okay, it's so horrid.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Give one free clue.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You need to be there if you get the rest
and you just get the answer the card, do you
want to start over the.
Speaker 13 (14:31):
Thin?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I know this.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
It's more exciting though, if he has a chance to
come back later.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, that's a good idea. Okay. My daughter Zelda is
named after the video game You don't have it after that.
One of the four Happy Days spin offs was mine. Yeah.
Robin Williams Vin Williams, all right, we are we are
tied up, so we need to clarify.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
If somebody rings in gets the wrong answer, does the
other one only get one more clue? Are we doing
the rest.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Like we use too? Because that's because then it just
depends on when they answer, oh so, and then the
other person is just back in after one free one.
I don't want to let somebody back in. Well, then
they just give.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Them because that's the purpose of not answering to early.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's one of the purposes. And by the way, you
can't just now I want to hear the U sound
like a cat. I want to hear like.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Right, it's it's to get it out.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Remember now, remember the old time radio days where they
would do actual plays and stuff. Yeah, there, like, I
don't want to do it bringing in with the park.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I can't help it. If both people are retarded, What
am I to do with that?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I am offended and I'm leaving for the day.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Why is that an insult because of the way you
used it? No, just you know, look, if you're slow,
you're slow the tape.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Uh see, menace? What am I category?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And it's tied one point a piece. Here we go.
Gravity holds me together. I'm an astronomical system. The solar
system is part of me. If you know the Greek
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word for milk, you a meal?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Well, I was gonna say milky.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Way, milky Ways. My local name is the same as
a candy bar. Menace, menace. I can't do the doctor.
I'm sorry. All right, let's see if let's see if
if grey can get this. Oh my god, I could
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be spiral, elliptical, lenticular, or irregular. It's a galaxy. Yeah,
it's a galaxy. All right, Well, you know the cow
thing really threw me off that. Yeah, well, because he's
(17:10):
not slow. Oh boy, wow, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Made it not fund more fun.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's more fun if you just stop complaining just because
you can't master it. All right, right, this is the question,
the tiebreaker questions. See if you can get this one.
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
What's the category?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's just a question. Let's see if either one of
you know the answer to it. All right? Which famous
ceiling did Michael Angelo paint? Start guessing?
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah, now jump it, sammy sixteenth chapel?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So close?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
What chapel sixteenth? Sixteenth? Right?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Not thienth sixteenth? Sixteen steenth almost sounds like sixteen?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Say it all right, it comes after the fifteenth chap Good.
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
How about how about this question? All right? Which sinking
European city is navigated primarily by black boats?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Menace n VENs Italy? I think that was just as
close as her sixteenth? What do you mean Venice.
Speaker 11 (18:32):
Putting some accidents?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
All right? M hmm, well congratulations, Menace, thank you you
are a winner. Wow was a smart ass game. That
was a tough road.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
Yeah, okay, Speaking of which, how trashy is the I
mean no offense. The inside of the Venetian like when
people pose next to those canais so sad, Like that's
not a good photo to post. That's the real one.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Alright, so bad?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You want to do a Greg Gory sea bass round?
Pick an animal? That's a good animal. All right? What
do you want? What do you no? I want something
more fun? How is that?
Speaker 11 (19:14):
Okay, I'll be the dolphin.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That sounds like you're just jerking it. You're gonna be
a dolphin? What's more fun than that? Okay, I'll be
a lion. Oh see that's good. Yeah, that's good. All right,
good one?
Speaker 14 (19:26):
Who?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Or where? Greg Gory? Uh, let's do where where? Okay?
Here we go, Greg and Sea best cars use me,
corporations use me. The Bill of Rights was passed here.
(19:48):
No fooling, I mean business. Guess dolphin.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
I'll say Wall Street, Wall Street is the answer, Greg guy. Unfortunately,
have to repeat this is why I got it so recently.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I remember that. All right, next one, what do you
would you like?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Who?
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Or what?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Look?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Greg cheers? How about what?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
All right? Uh? I am a body part. The ancient
Egyptians thought I produced mucus. I am two percent of
your body, mister Dolphin.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
I'm gonna go with brain.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
The answer is brain, because how they how.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
Did they get the brains out of the uh the right?
They cranked that little scoop boon up there.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
And yeah, and they pulled it out.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, all right? Should I open it up to all
the animals? Yeah? All the animals, dog, cat, dolphin and lion.
All right, Sammy? Who what or where?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Who?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Who? All right? I'm a famous Russian leader. I am
female or mister dolphin. Catherine the Great, Catherine the Great.
I don't see Bess is good at this. Yeah, I'm
really smart.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I mean I got the mansive membership all right? Uh wow,
it's cool. Man could star I got one too? Cool?
Or where?
Speaker 11 (21:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Where? Where? Where? All right? I'm a place in Beijing.
Mm hmm. I was originally built in sixteen fifty one. Oh,
Craig Gory Square.
Speaker 11 (21:45):
Some guy got rolled over by a tank in me.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh yeah, right, let's see sea bass water? Where?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
What?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
What? All right? I am a fictional creature. I am
always hung but never full. I may be somebody you
once knew. In fact, I may even be you, mister
dolphin zombie. Yes, it's a zombie. Oh damn wow, look
at that. SeaBASS is the winner of this un the
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all animal around it.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
Dolphins are very smart animals. Dolphins are even if they
did beat me, because it was.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
They're also rapers, so they are.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Luckily it was a female that beat me up. But right,
thank god, right, otherwise could have been nasty. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Winnie Show coming up for you next.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Hang on, I think what you're talking about that sensation.
I don't think the diaper makes it so that you
want to pee. I think it's I think there may
be some kind of effect where you know you've gone
and I can feel the warmth, kind of like heading
down toward my testing.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be supposed to be there the Woody.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Show, and we're into another new hour, insensitivity training for
a politically correct world, a fresh new week. It's Monday morning.
I'm moody. That's Greg Gory right, there is menace, Sea
Bass is here. We got Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding and the stup of the
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text over to two to nine eight seven. So with
Morgan and her new tattoo, tattoos are being talked about
a lot around here. Yeah, exactly. And so we had
a Sea Bass who had an idea. He's like, you know,
it was good for a good project, and he went
out and he was talking to people with tattoos. And
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then the question was how much was that dumb tattoo?
So we we've had like a bunch of these type
of things. How much was that nerd crap from comic Con?
How much is that Barbie crap from the karme from
the Barbie convention, which is shocking? And now how much
for that dumb tattoo? And part of it for Sea
Bass was wanted to see what the reaction was going
to be when he said dumb tattoo? Yeah, would it
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be yeah? Would that be triggering? I have tattoos and
I really don't remember what I paid for them. Yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Oh really, I mean they're not yeah, you outrageous because
they're kind of basic.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I remember, did you see this video of this woman
she had a meltdown man at O'Hare Airport. This is
in Chicago on video Ginger Chick, mister flight. This is
a Frontier Airline. So she's at the ticketcount she's yelling
and she's grabbing at the employees, and then she grabbed
one of the computer monitors and she threw it at them.
Oh smart. She also threw a cell phone at one lady,
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hit another person in the leg, and then before the
cops could even get there, she took off. No, I
don't if you heard an update on that, like they
ever catch her, But I just I just saw the
video this morning. I know I'm a little late to
the party on that, but really they have her info.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah, exactly. I'm sure they have her name and everything.
And isn't everything on video at the airport.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Also in Georgia, this guy's dead and he jumped out
out of a moving car was going seventy miles an hour.
This happened on Interstate seventy five, and according to the cops,
he was riding in the vehicle. The vehicle being driven
by his wife and at one point the wife turned
to look at him and he was gone. His body
was later found on the freeway. But they're not sure
you know why he decided to jump out of the
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moving car, But according to the report, he's done this before,
Oh really he's compelled. Now I get like there have
been times I want to jump out of a window
or out of a moving car because you know, my
wife's going on about whatever it is we're having a
disagreement on something. I'm like, h and you just like
you would think about it, for he wouldn't actually do it.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Where is this like one of those things where you're
like impulses just take over, you know, when you're like
standing on a second story and you're like, what if
I just jumped?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
What if I just crashed my car into this barrier?
And he's like, what if I just open the window?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And then she says this stuff a lot, which he
really scares me.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
It's scary that it's like I'm in complete control over
I'm the reason that I'm not jumping to my death
right now, if that makes sense?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Like you, I.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
Listen, I understand what you just said. Well, you say
a lot, which is the scary part.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You come up with lots of examples I do.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
I'll back away from ledges because I get nervous that
I'll like do something stupid like you don't like if
I'm walking at them all, And it's one of the
clear kind of barriers to look down to the second store.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I hate being too close to it.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I back up because because you're considering jumping off.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Jumping off, like it's almost like a what would happen? Like,
do you think i'd live?
Speaker 8 (26:33):
Like, I'd probably live right, it's dark, yeah, but you
but I have to, like I back away.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I feel like women do this more than guys do,
because I've heard Morgan say something similar, like I could
drive into that wall.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm with Sammy on this one.
I definitely think those things. It's like, what if I did,
do you think I'd survive?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You have an example, Morgan of something that you like
one of these invasive thoughts.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Well, aren't so extreme. But every morning driving into work,
there's this cone in my neighborhood, no reason for it.
It's like off to the side, you know, on the
right side of the road, just a road cone, right,
but it's not near a pothole or anything. Some mornings
I'll just hit it because I'm like, I just want
to hit it, you know, really yeah, because it's probably
going to be fine. What would happen if they came
out on the ground? See, But she actually acts on
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the impulses if they're small and.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Not jumping off of the building intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Yeah, kind of get what you're saying. I thought about
that on a cruise, like, oh my god, if I
jumped out here, that's it, right, and.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
You could theoretically do it, and you're the only person
stopping yourself from doing that, really.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Right, But it doesn't mean I'm considering it, no.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
But it just means like, what if I snapped for
some reason?
Speaker 10 (27:45):
See that's the part that's the part right there, right
what if I snap? Like I think about the part
like I'm on a cruise ship and I go, if
I fell over, I'm like, oh that would I'll be done,
But not the part where what about if I just snap?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Right now? He actually did. I mean that's the person
I think about when it comes to snapping would be
bored because he's always talking about like you know, building
down to big dark humor. But even this stuff when
Sammy says, I'm like, did we do a psychological background show?
No kidding?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Is that weird?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Because you hear about people snapping all the time where
you're they did this, and.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
You think like, oh my gosh, well, it's the word
snap that's concerning with this. Oh yeah, what if I
think those things? But the fact that you're saying snap
a lot, yeah concern. I think that's the only way
that I know how to describe it. If I acted
on that impulse, I guess is what I.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Should Sammy, have you snapped before?
Speaker 12 (28:39):
And no?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Are you sure?
Speaker 15 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Here's the text female here. I think about that ish
all the time. I imagine my death in random daily events.
Speaker 16 (28:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Same, there's another one from the seven one for Sammy
is a red alert. Okay, no wonder she has no boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Okay, this is the.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's like, oh, hey, well, it's great meeting you enjoyed
the coffee. By the way, you take care, don't stand
too close to the left. Let's meet on a very
low ground. Yeah, because I might.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I might push you or myself over.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
We're waiting for this train and I'm going to stand
back here. Yep, because you might you might push me
onto the tracks.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Oh my god, I think about all the time. There's
just just sometimes.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
But Greg's right, I've heard you mentioned stuff like that
a number of times because it's a pretty regular thing.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
It was a normal thing. I'm finding out now that
it's concerning.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, do you need like a fifty one fifty hole?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Like, I haven't done anything. I'm a normal person. I
just think like, what if that happened?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, you need like a sponsor, like a buddy.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
But what he can answer that for you? He just
did Yeah, die or you're terribly injured. That's what would happen.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
You don't have to keep on thinking about it. I
very know the outcome.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
If you jump out of building window. Have you talked
to like if they say this could be an undiagnosed
anxiety disorder? Really yeah, maybe that makes sense sense, But
I don't.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Get crazy anxiety over it. I just go like I'm
gonna walk over here.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
No, not anxiety about it, But but you are. You
have this anxiety to so you're carrying a bunch of
anxiety that you're thinking about it, and then that is
what drives this type of thinking. So it might be
interesting to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Back to therapy, guys, all right, we're.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Gonna take a break and then wow, okay, we're gonna
come back and then Sea Bass was going around talking
to people with dumb tattoos, and we're gonna try to
figure out we can guess how much they paid for
their dumb tattoos. Great, all right, right that is next
on the Woody Show, assuming that we just don't get
tent to the jump out of a window or whatever else
Sammy can come up with. During the break, don't move,
don't staring, silence. We'll be back soon. We have a
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Woody Show. We'll be back soon. It's the Woody Show.
Was shocked and appalled and just horrified. It's crazy as hell.
Set your lighting everywhere, welcome back. How you we are
the ones show? What Greg minutes? Yeah, there's Sammy and
(31:08):
Sea Bass is here. But he was out on the streets,
these streets talking about him because this uh, this tattoo
that Morgan, right, I'm trying to help Morgan out. Yeah yeah, yeah,
So you know, you get a dumb tattoo and you
want to know how much somebody paid, Like you really
paid money for that dumb tattoo? And really did you
think it was a good idea? But then you paid
someone to do it for you? Yeah yeah, yeah. So anyway,
(31:30):
Sea Bass hit the streets and was asking people when
you would see a dumb looking tattoo, how much did
you pay for that dumb tattoo. We thought it might
be funny just to see like what the reaction would
be saying, oh, how much did you pay for that
dumb tattoo? See if I would like trigger some people.
Speaker 11 (31:45):
And to explore the reasons behind tattoos. I get is
getting paid for her tattoo. Yeah, I know, such a
story to It's still dumb, but she's making money, Yeah, exactly.
All right, So what do we got here? Who is
this first person? Man is Ian and he classed up
his body by doing something that is very popular. I've
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noticed the popularity even just being on this show of
the tattoos on the back of your hand that has
and has exploded in the.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Past and on fingers or on the side of the finger.
Speaker 11 (32:17):
Yeah, which, yeah, it looks awesome and it's not dirty
and gross and trashy.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
At all, Like that one would hurt almost the most.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
Let I say, anything close to bones the worst obviously
that is Yeah. So this is it gonna be multiple choice,
by the way, or that's just a dollar mount Okay,
closest not with going over not doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, this is Ian.
Speaker 11 (32:34):
How he clasped up his hand, All.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Right, Ian talk to me about what's on your right hand. Well,
I got the Louis Vuitton.
Speaker 17 (32:40):
U and uh fruty pebble colors.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
So it's like blue and red and pink, an vibrant,
really vibrant colors.
Speaker 18 (32:50):
Picked us most of my tattoos.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Have you know more meaning to him? This isbably my
most meaningless tattoo. But doesn't Louis Vuitton mean something to do?
I mean, I mean just means like nice, you know
what I mean? Like other than that, have you ever
owned anything that was Louis Vuitton. Absolutely, I've had.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
I've had many, many items.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo? Yeah?
Name one dude that is so dumb? Right?
Speaker 11 (33:12):
And you know who has like luxury brands tattooed all
over them is like Mark Cuban, Oprah Winfrey and.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
The people who can just you know, readily afford them, right,
not not the trashy losers who one of the greatest
scam luxury brands are one of the greatest scams ever invented. Absolutely, yeah,
one thousand percent. I agree.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Yeah, that was Virgil the guy started off white. That
was his big thing. He's like, I just do it
because it is one of the biggest scams out there.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, one of the biggest markups jewelry, furniture, mattresses.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
It just came out.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
What was the luxury brand? What was the brand they
were doing? I think it might have been No, it
wasn't Gucci. They were doing a lawsuits and.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
It was bags that they would sell for twenty five
hundred dollars and they had to come out with they
had to say what the real price the bag?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Money?
Speaker 11 (34:02):
Yeah, it was hilarious and do yours that?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah? Do you are? You're right? Do you are?
Speaker 9 (34:07):
It was like fifty dollars a bag and they sell
it for twenty five hundred?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
All right? So how much for this guy's trashy Louisa?
Speaker 11 (34:14):
It's all he said? The fruit loops color. So it's
that blue and yellow. Yeah, and it's kind of yet
goes all down the back of his right hand.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Super cool? All right? How much? I mean, I've never
gotten a tattoo. I don't even know what a tattoo
costs gotten them and I forgot what they cost. How
they charged for a tattoo? Is it based on side?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
How long it's going to take switching colors?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah? Yeah, Okay, I kind of just estimate it. Yeah, like.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
The hour, can you describe like how detailed? Was it
clean or is it kind of sloppy?
Speaker 11 (34:43):
It was I'd say medium sloppy.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Menace.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
That's a good question. But it was the like I said,
the colors were all good. It definitely made his hand
look classy.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Right, So price, that's I'll say one and twenty five dollars, menace,
three hundred dollars, three hundred. See, I was thinking somewhere
around two hundred.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I'm going to say five hundred.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Five hundred dollars. All right, let's see for Ian, how
much do you pay for that dumb tattoo? How much
did you pay for that dumb tattoo? Dumb tattoo?
Speaker 18 (35:12):
We said it was meaningless, right, I didn't say dumb.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Oh sorry, So it is. It does get a little
on my nerves, Oaks. People are always like, you know, oh,
so it gets on your nerves, so that God forbid
somebody else call it dumb.
Speaker 11 (35:24):
Maybe I think maybe he talk about people are always
asking about it.
Speaker 17 (35:27):
It is.
Speaker 18 (35:27):
It does get a little on my nerves, Oak, because
people are always like, you know, oh.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That's so cool, it's so cool. Yeah, I'm sure. I
don't know how much did you pay for it? One
hundred and fifty bucks?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I paid fifteen dollars for my whole neck.
Speaker 13 (35:40):
Wow, what's on your neck is like an Egyptian the
Egyptian Book of the Dead described so I hear the hieroglyphs.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Oh god, Oh he was Agyptian?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
No, he just got it again? Is appropriating the culture? Yeah? Yeah, exactly?
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Yeah, Like what does the Egypt mean to this guy?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
And why does it have to be on your neck?
Why not on your wall? Why not an on.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Your t shirt?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah? Because it looks awesome, Because again I had the reason,
I think I'll have it. I don't have any problem
with tattoos, although the ones on the face are a
little much and I don't understand why I would even
do that. But the reason I've never gotten a tattoos
is there's nothing that I love that much.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Well, this guy loves the Mummy and let's leave it on.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Actually I can't say that that's not true. There are
plenty of things I love enough. My question is like
your dog will that last forever?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
Your the love of your dog will, But we've said
that your kids could ruin it someday.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
Yeah, the kids could up being you know, jerks and
greg I fly agree with that, But what is getting
that marked on his skin?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Do no? I agree with that? Yeah? Yeah, I looked.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
I say, I love sushi. I'm not getting the California roll.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
There you go. That sounds like a menace kind of tattoo.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
I have a piece of tattoo.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I know you do, all right, So how much for
that dumb tattoo? Who's the next person here? This is
y k and he also yak okay.
Speaker 11 (36:59):
He also had that's a tattoo in the back of
his hand.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh cool, on your left hand? What is this tattoo?
Speaker 17 (37:04):
This is seven eleven like logo?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yes, seven eleven?
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Funny story about that.
Speaker 17 (37:10):
I was actually walking out of seven eleven on July eleventh,
and I was hit by a vehicle crossing the street
like pedestrian wise, you know, it says you're doing like
thirty miles per hour at least, and I was not
like twenty feet down the road from where my body
and my sneakers were. Woke up in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Didn't inherit the car or fill a car?
Speaker 17 (37:27):
So yeah, funny story and tattoos always have a funny, true,
real dramatic story.
Speaker 13 (37:33):
How much did it cost for that dumb tattoo?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Woast?
Speaker 5 (37:38):
He has like a story behind him. Why it all happened?
Speaker 8 (37:41):
He was getting his free slurpyr.
Speaker 11 (37:44):
Yeah, I'll give him credit. At least this was a
major life event. Now, why do you need the seven
eleven logo in the back of your left hand? Is
a nonsensical great question, but it is an interesting story.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah huh. All right, so how much for this seven
eleven tattoo? What do we think? And I'll give you.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
It's a black and white he said. The line works
good though, but no coloring. Ok, but it does take
up the entire back of his left hand with you
seven eleven logo?
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Okay, I'm gonna go back to my one twenty five.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
All right, one and twenty five bucks. See I'm thinking,
and I did win the last round. Yeah, yeah, you're
very good at this. This guy sounds like maybe he
shops for a discount. I'm gonna say it's more probably
like around one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
I'm saying two fifty. He probably got paid out of
that accident.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Because I'm also thinking, like you know, the guy with
the lou Vatan or whatever. They're probably, Oh, this guy
likes luxury stuff. We can overcharge him. He's willing to
overpay for stuff, so idiot.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Yeah, I'm thinking seventy.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Five seventy five bucks. All right, let's find out how
much was that dumb tattoo?
Speaker 13 (38:40):
How much did it cost for that dumb tattoo?
Speaker 19 (38:44):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (38:44):
One fifty Yeah, not bad at all.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Now, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 13 (38:47):
The girl on our show, her name's Morgan, she's getting
a man on her pelvis, like mopping up down, you know,
on her that's fire.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Hell, that's not dumb, don't don't.
Speaker 20 (38:56):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's a very good conversation starter. She's like, whoever had
it's a sea that tattoo?
Speaker 13 (39:01):
You know, It's like, why is your downstairs so well?
I got he's a mop it.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Right, that's fire. I like it, like it and stuff
like that.
Speaker 17 (39:06):
It's like, that's with beyond the norm, you know, so
like witty tattoos always always great to do.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, the person I thought of that is probably hilarious person. Yeah,
very much.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
So if you were down there with a lady she
had that, would you be like, oh, this girl's gross.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
And I'm like Oh, she funny. I'm about to find
out what he mopping.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah, yeah, speak on it.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
I don't know if the tattoo by your pubes is
a conversation starter. You probably had some conversation before then sure, right,
but unless.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
You're at the bar and somebody walks up and go, hey,
you want to see something. Well, this is why I said.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
That should be like six eight inches so it peaks
out above the line of like the gene ye, so
that would be a conversation starter.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
All right, So Seabas's the wizard that you have tattooed
on your ass my left butt cheek? Yes, yeah, Like
like what kind of conversations come up with that? When
people say it?
Speaker 11 (39:49):
No, that's the conversation has always been fifteen different times,
Oh you have a tattoo, And I'm like, oh yeah,
I forgot.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah, you talk so much crap about people who have tattoos.
Speaker 11 (39:59):
Right, And I'm not saying mine was smart. I'm not
saying mine was meaningful. I'm fully admitting it's dumb and stupid.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
What was the story behind it was radio radio. It
was literally what Morgan's doing.
Speaker 11 (40:10):
Essentially. It was a radio initiation thing. Ye yeah, and
you know, but it's it's there and it's fine.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Now would you ever think about getting it removed?
Speaker 11 (40:18):
I just don't have any reason to.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Let's let's just to experience tattoo removal.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (40:22):
I've had laser hair removing all that. I understand that
roughly they worked. Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
On my neck.
Speaker 11 (40:28):
I mean alright, well that's really good.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Can I get their number?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
It figures out. All right, let's do uh, let's do
one more? How much for that dumb tattoo? And our
theme today? I just hand tattoos, and this is breed.
Speaker 11 (40:43):
She has something like going from her wrist onto her hands.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, So what's on your wrist right here?
Speaker 10 (40:47):
Dollar signs and it's like a heart too or non?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay? And why did you get those two dollars signs?
You gotta get some the money twenty four? Those dollars
don't get oh okay? Did you?
Speaker 13 (41:00):
So when you look down at your hand, you're like, oh,
I gotta keep getting money.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Day, every day, every day. Do you think that tattoo
helps you get any money?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
No?
Speaker 21 (41:06):
It's God, oh god, gosh, okay, blessed and highly favored.
Speaker 13 (41:10):
How old were you when you got the dollar signed tattooed.
I was like, how much would you pay for that
dumb tattoo?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I've been hearing that more often lately. Blessed and highly Favored?
How did that start? Is that something? Is that some
hip hop thing?
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Menis Blessed and highly Favored?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah? Blessed?
Speaker 19 (41:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:26):
How you doing? Blessed and highly favored? Look, it's better
than hearing how you doing?
Speaker 5 (41:32):
I know, I don't know the origin of that.
Speaker 11 (41:34):
It is a song by Living the Dream the Clark Sisters.
They are a Motown gospel band, Okay, so maybe that's
you know, maybe it's a throwbacks.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
For whatever reason, it seems to be making uh more inroads.
I've just been hearing it a lot more than people
How you doing? They go, oh, you're living the dream?
Or he just you know, everything's good?
Speaker 11 (41:56):
Menas your boyfriend Ryan Garcia, the.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
The fighter out of his mind, who's.
Speaker 11 (42:01):
Out of his mind will be in jail soon. He
did a song called Blessed highly Favored featuring Fully Fame
and Gains.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh good, I missed that track.
Speaker 11 (42:10):
Yeah, all right, so it's just two dollars signs that
kind of due risk?
Speaker 4 (42:16):
How big is it?
Speaker 11 (42:17):
H less than an inch.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, that's got to be like more in the one
hundred dollars seventy five dollars range. Right, let's say an
eighty bucks not even bucks, let's say forty forty bud
she did herself. I'll say seventy dollars. Fifty seventy dollars,
great gory, one hundred dollars all right, Brie, how much
for your dumb tattoo? How much would you pay for
that dumb tattoo? Okay, out of all but my tattoos
(42:40):
only paid for one tattoo. Oh somebody else like all this?
I got this at one time.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
I got it in Vegas and somebody paid for it
for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
So I got like five tattoos at one time. Oh cool,
so free a question? Wow, I didn't see that coming. Oh, like,
how much was it? Though? It was somebody paid for
us whatever. It was free for Bree again. Got to
get the money, Greg. When you are a woman, life
is so hard. It is. If it's free, it's for Brie.
Speaker 11 (43:10):
And I told Brie as well about our conundrum with Morgan.
Speaker 13 (43:14):
Oh, okay, Morgan, she wants to get down on her
like pelvis area, right.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
She wants to get a man with a mop like
mopping up her.
Speaker 13 (43:21):
You know, young dumb it full of be young the
dumb and get yourself full of that yolo and yo.
Speaker 11 (43:29):
So she said that's cool as long as you're young dumb.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's right. It is cool, full spunk, full of men. Yeah,
you're just so spunky, you know, full life happiness.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
So people seem to be happy for Morgan.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah you're married. Yeah, all right, well see you guys,
thank you very much. That's how much for your dumb tattoo?
Only the one guy.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
Really uh said it was said it was insignificant.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo? Dumb tattoo?
Speaker 18 (43:58):
So we said it was meaningless, right, I didn't say,
oh sorry, show.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
All right, welcome back everybody. Maybe you're pondering a new tattoo.
I hear this stuff and all it does is make
me just so confident in my decision that I haven't
gotten one yet. Yeah. I think it's good that you haven't, Yeah,
because I would end up regretting, no doubt. Why but
no matter what, what do you mean? Why have you
met me?
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
But morse, like a football one, are you gonna fall
out of love with football. No, it doesn't. It wasn't
gonna be just a football. It's gonna be a particular
team because you know, I love my team, But like,
what if something goes horribly wrong and I hate the ownership?
You get some bad owners every once in a while,
you know, Yeah, just kind of at this point, there's
no need. If you missed that, how much for your
dumb tattoo segment? You can get caught up on the
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podcast go to the woodieshow dot com. Before we talked
about the tattoo stuff, we got our a little insight
into Sammy and her intrusive thoughts. Yeah, stuff about like, oh, well,
I'm out of the mall and I walk up to
you know, I'm on the second floor of the mall
and has the clear railing. What if I jump down? Right?
What if I jumped from here? What I live?
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah, what would happen? I'd probably let probably right.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
So we got a lot of feedback, believe or not,
a lot of people texting over and have a couple
thoughts on these intrusive thoughts of yours. Somebody on the
text said, guys, just do it less, think more. Do
so It's not the like a guy might have an
intrusive thought like that, and maybe they.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
I just noticed between you know, Morgan, who has these
kind of thoughts all the time, and then Sammy, who
shares these things. I think, is it more women than
guys this way they do that stuff.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
A lot of women are texting saying yeah, I do it.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah. This one says, uh, kind of like Sammy. Sometimes
I get those sudden thoughts like what if I swerve
the car right now? What if I hurt someone not
just toward me, but towards someone else. This other one
says what she's experiencing is called the call of the void.
It's associated with ADHD. You can google it. Oh really, yeah,
I kind of call of the void.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
The only time I quote do that is when I
think to myself, if I'm driving like eighty miles an hour, Wow,
I could I put it in that term. I could
drive right into that wall right, Not that I ever would.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
But I wouldn't either.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
What even brings up that thought? I don't.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah, it just crosses your mind. Yeah, you still have
the thought. You don't think that way at all? What
do you never think?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Like, oh, what if I.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Know I have stuff? Like, Okay, well, if I take
this crumble piece of paper and I make it into
this waste basket for a million time, yeah, that's something
good will have it. I'll never getting a wall. This
one said, I've had those intrusive thoughts, Sammy, but I
got diagnosed with bipolar disorder, and once I got a medication,
I don't have those thoughts as often.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
I'm not bipolar.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
You're catastrophizing, says the six six one. Here's another one said, Uh, Sammy,
would you rather stand next to the train tracks with
a random man or a bear? Good? That's funny. Eighty
four Woody text us over to two two nine eight seven.
All right, so one person is going to be the
(47:08):
human corn hole? Is a human corn hole? Cocktail weenie? Okay,
that one rolled off his chin, off his space, and
we are into another due hour insensitivity trading for a
(47:32):
politically correct world. We are the Woody Show. Whatdody? That's
Greg Gory to you would good morning to you, Menace,
Good morning, Woody, William got Sea Bass. We've got Sammy
Morgan is here. Good Morgan, Good morning, I said, good.
Speaker 11 (47:47):
Morgan, Good Morgan, Morgan.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Morgan getting a lot of feedback still on the last
round of the morgasms, which is not what we have
for everybody today. But it's another new thing that, uh,
that Morgan brought to the table that we got some
really good feedback on. Remember we played Bush or Bear?
Yeah yeah, okay, Well this time Morgan went to a
(48:14):
cat convention. Yeah, cat Con, cat Con.
Speaker 5 (48:19):
Yeah, I mean famous, cat Con famous.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
It is world famous. Yeah, okay, Well she went to
cat Con and we're going to do a round of
Bush or Bear with the cat ladies from cat Con.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
You know, I assume that when I went to but
don't make assumptions. You might be surprised.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
I mean because some of those cat ladies, I'm sure
just want to be ready for if and when the time.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Ever comes right, And I you know, I was there
for a bit, so I clocked out, you know, the
ones that might not be Bush. So I tried to
get some variation in there.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Oh by the way, Uh, you know, it's still like
you always say, like, man first, everything else second. Right,
cat ladies are still women, which means said, even if
you're the most disgusting cat lady, you could probably get
laid whenever you want. Oh yeah, I mean you're not
going to find you guys to get. You're going to
really have to like lower your standards. Ladies. Well, what
(49:11):
was that website menace where you got the women are
putting in all their like.
Speaker 15 (49:15):
Particular delusion calendar, cairculator, calculator so like of the guy's
least six foot tall and makes six figures and has
you know, green eyes, and what it turns out there's
like six percent of men on the planets.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
And this is not a joke.
Speaker 9 (49:30):
This is actual like facts and analytics of how many
men are available in those categories.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
So I'm not saying that the the cat ladies have
their pick of the litter. So I did that, but
a lot of them are sure. I'm sure they have options, right.
Speaker 7 (49:48):
They could probably get a guy. Right me out, get.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Out, like kidding, Yeah, So Morgan with Bush or Bear,
tell me more about this like cat Con, Like what
are people doing there? Like what do you do at
cat Con?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
It's a bunch of walking around. It's at a big
convention center, so everyone has boost set up like vendors
with toy anything you could think of. There was like
a ring toss and you toss it into this cat's butt.
You know, or there's adoptions where you had no. No,
it's like these Yeah. I saw a bunch of products
for like cat litter and they have tofu cat litter
(50:24):
now guys. Oh wow, Yeah, and I talked talked to
one girl about it. No, I don't mean I didn't
touch it. Or they have scented ones, they have flavored ones,
and yeah it's supposed to be better for the environment and
the turtles and all that. So basically a bunch of
weird stuff that I would never ever need.
Speaker 7 (50:41):
Giant sale, they just want you to buy crap.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yeah, it's all. There was nothing for free.
Speaker 7 (50:46):
Is there any entertainment like cat shows?
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Or they had speakers which is in the middle of
all the vendors. You could barely hear them, but they
had people going up on this little stage talking, you know,
every thirty minutes about When I was there, there was
this girl talking about plants are safe for your cats
and all this, you know, really rivet.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Don't get like cat grass and yeah, yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 10 (51:07):
Catip, yes, like people in the backstoring cat nip, Like like.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
What what is catnip? And what what about? It makes
people go so crazy.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
It's like some kind of like herb that gets the
cats high.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
Yeah, I don't know exactly what it is, but it's
supposed to make them essentially, you know, like they're smoking.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
Weed, right yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Or does it make them trip out?
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Which do we know that cats like it?
Speaker 7 (51:34):
Well, it says here, I mean take it with a
grain of salt. Catnip mimics feline sex hormones, so cats
enjoy the substance. It get horny, I guess.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
So. I know, like sea bass when covered this cat
con one year, this is something different, this bush or
bear angle on it. But here's one of the cat
ladies get he ran into this is this Oneman's name
is Diane. Diane, I love your hat and your shirt.
What do they say?
Speaker 14 (51:58):
You say cat lady like it's bad thing? I don't know.
Speaker 13 (52:01):
It's almost become a slur these days when it doesn't
need to be right, No, just because we're crazy. What
are some of the most interesting things to you personally
that you've seen a cat con?
Speaker 14 (52:12):
I love seeing what everybody's wearing.
Speaker 20 (52:15):
The ears and the T shirt, Oh cool, and all
of that.
Speaker 14 (52:19):
You see Marie from the Aristo Cats.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh so you have a backpack with Marie on it,
and I.
Speaker 14 (52:24):
Have the Disney Cat Lady purse.
Speaker 13 (52:27):
Also, how many cats as a Crazy cat Lady do
you own?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah? So that was the game that we've played before, Like,
I guess how many crazy? How many cats this woman has?
Do you have? Like a a kind of guess because
I don't remember. I don't remember her from back in
twenty twenty two, So I'm feeling four four, I'm thinking three.
I was thinking more like three to two.
Speaker 5 (52:48):
I'm going hardcore sick because she.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Doesn't sound as crazy as some of the other ones
that we've heard.
Speaker 4 (52:52):
She's very self aware about her craziness.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, yeah, all right, let's find out.
Speaker 13 (52:57):
How many cats as a Crazy cat Lady do you own?
Speaker 14 (53:00):
I only have one right now.
Speaker 20 (53:02):
Oh Franklin is fifteen and a half. Wow, he weighs
seventeen and a half pounds. He does not like other cats,
so he's gonna be my boy by himself. But as
soon as he's gone, yeah, there's gonna be were cats.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Oh my god, she's looking forward to him.
Speaker 5 (53:20):
No joy, Well, he's an a hole and that cat's
way dead by now. Record of that a while ago.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
Do you want to do another one?
Speaker 7 (53:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Sure? A blast from the past, cat Con twenty twenty two,
and then Morgan's gonna have the latest from cat Con,
which is Bush or Bear. All right, it's a whole
new game with the cat ladies. This is Kelly was.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Hard getting up this morning, so I just came with
the curlers.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
And then you have a button on your chest. What
does that say? Oh, I might smell like cat.
Speaker 5 (53:49):
It's a real good chance.
Speaker 13 (53:50):
Now you were just posing with some very sexy men
who are there.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Yes, the Australian firefighters.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
And this is why you came to Katkon this year.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
That's why he came to cat Con. And also the
woman that was taking my picture with them hung up
on my boyfriend as he was calling me to get
the picture.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
So you do have a boyfriend though, yes I do.
Speaker 13 (54:09):
The stereotype about crazy cat ladies is they're just weird
old loaners no one wants to hook up with.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
We know, we kind of have weird boyfriends too.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
It's a crazy cat lady.
Speaker 13 (54:17):
How many cats does your crazy ass have at home?
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (54:20):
Okay, sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
I will say see, I'm gonna go I'm gonna say four.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
I'm thinking two.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
I'm going to three THREEE five five.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
I'll say three three. This is crazy Kelly the calat
Kelly the cat Lady.
Speaker 13 (54:41):
How many cats does your crazy ass have at home?
Speaker 14 (54:44):
I have ten cats?
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Well, ten cats, legal, holy ten cats. That's ten cats.
Speaker 13 (54:53):
You're not just costuming this, you are living the life.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
I'm living the life. What are their names?
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I have Pippy, I have Chan, I have Kevin, I
have Angela, Meredith.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
I'm sensing here.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Then we have Mama Cat, Jim, Bob, Carlos, Santana, Bootsy
and Celestie.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
Wow. Wow, that's that's ten. We were count along. Now
that's crazy. And she definitely sounds like a full bush
woman right.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Oh, yes, she's got too many.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Time for no time. Does she have more hair on
her couch or on her coach? Yeah, that's a good question.
Couch or coot? All right, So we'll have Butcher Bear
from the latest cat con that Morgan attended. It's going
to be fun last weekend and we'll get to that
game caught up next year on the Wood Show, Hang
on Shoe, welcome back, Yep, cat Con Morgan was there,
(56:00):
lucky yeah, covering it for us, and so there was
just a ton of cat ladies, Like, what do you
think the split was male? Female?
Speaker 4 (56:10):
Oh? You know what, there were more men than I
was expecting, but probably seventy five female twenty five men. Yeah,
I forgot to mention this though. There were a few
furries walking around, a few, probably like seven to ten.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah, a lot makes sense.
Speaker 11 (56:25):
Okay, Well, they're not going to act out there and
be sexual, but they'll be there.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Morgan. After party, Morgan went to cat Con and she
just turned in her receipt for the parking, so before embarrassed,
So before you think that she she went there just
because she wanted to, Like, no, she she went there
because she's working work. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm more I'm
more than happy to cover the the part.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
And we're gonna go through these clips and we're gonna
hear from these different cat ladies. And these are questions
that Mortgan's decided to ask, and then at the end
of them, we're going to try to have to guess
is she bush or bear? Yes, So we've done this
game before, so and we just to clarify for everybody
who might be new or the first time hearing this,
(57:09):
bush would be any kind of hair at all. So
even if there's like a landing strip or it's just
like a real trim yeah, real trim down. That was
still count as bush even though it's not full bush,
because Bear is obviously right, you're completely shaped.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
Any hair at all.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
All right? So cat Con and Morgan talked to this
woman named Hannah.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
Hannah, how old are you?
Speaker 22 (57:29):
Thirty six?
Speaker 4 (57:30):
What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Dude?
Speaker 22 (57:34):
It was one time this guy was chasing me with
the meat hook and I had to run through a swamp.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
And I didn't make it.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
He killed you in your dream, absolutely, And because most
dreams like you don't die, you wake up before you die.
I die in so many of my dreams. Oh my god.
So what do you do for a living? I'm a cartoonist.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I have a book coming out.
Speaker 22 (57:51):
It's called Cat People, and it's about like a freaky
Friday situation where a girl in or cat swap places
and the cat takes care of her cats at home.
I got two of them.
Speaker 4 (58:01):
Yeah, tell me about your pussies.
Speaker 22 (58:03):
My cat battleship is a big level blade and then
my other one's a demon from hell named Mouse and
I love him, but I don't respect.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Him, do you think they respect you? Absolutely not.
Speaker 14 (58:13):
Why would they?
Speaker 4 (58:14):
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would
it be.
Speaker 22 (58:16):
I would love to not have crippling self doubt.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
One more question for you down below. Are you Bush
or Bear or Bear?
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Well?
Speaker 11 (58:31):
I cheated and I looked at her photo. Yeah, man, Well,
I mean you told me if I asked you what
she looked like.
Speaker 4 (58:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Wait, how'd you look up her photo?
Speaker 11 (58:39):
Well, because she told us the title of her book
and her phone.
Speaker 4 (58:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah Google.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
I mean she's pretty generic looking. She's like a supermodel.
She has brunette.
Speaker 11 (58:50):
It looks like a picture of her from cat Con.
She brunette. We say thirty seven, right.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Yeah, And then she's not you know, she's not super fish,
she's not overweight. She's just very Yeah, she's basic, but not.
Speaker 11 (59:01):
In a bad way.
Speaker 4 (59:03):
She was really cool. Actually she's nice.
Speaker 11 (59:06):
I like the self doubt that helps me.
Speaker 4 (59:07):
Yeah, there was a lot there by the way.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Then I know, yeah, I'm saying Bush really yeah, Bear?
Speaker 8 (59:16):
Why I Actually I think because of the self doubt thing.
Speaker 4 (59:20):
I think that she would groom.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
She puts more effort into.
Speaker 7 (59:24):
Stuff, like the opposite with the self doubt, she would
not I know the thing she wouldn't bother?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yea, like, why bother?
Speaker 7 (59:31):
That's you have absolutely changed my mind. I'm saying Bear.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Bear, menace, Mega Bush, Mega Bush.
Speaker 11 (59:40):
I understand Bush is going to be the default at
a cat convention, but I'm going there this time.
Speaker 7 (59:44):
Guy.
Speaker 11 (59:45):
I just don't think she no offense. I don't think
she has a lot of sex because of the self
doubt cats to the point she's writing books about them.
Speaker 5 (59:52):
Well, Sammy just wrote said she looks frumpy, but I
didn't want to stay there.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
It looks like a nice girl. Wow, Hannah Bush or
Bear down below? Are you Bush or Bear Bush?
Speaker 14 (01:00:07):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Of course, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Well see tell me more because Bush is making a comeback.
Speaker 22 (01:00:12):
You know what, I don't care about anything. That's the problem.
I don't care one way or another. I'm lazy, That's
what all it is.
Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
Oh yeah, Nailed, he was right about her being like
frumpy and unkimmed.
Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
I know, jeez, that's not nice. It's really cool to
talk to us.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I got a point.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I never said.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
All right, next up a cat con. This is Rachel.
Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
How old are you Rachel? I am thirty four, and
what do you do for a living? I work in
the construction industry? Do you like it or how do
you feel about that? I do like it, except for
the rampant sexism that you experienced on.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
A day to day basis.
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Anything something there?
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yeah, yeah, we're saying full bush right, yea, let's go
ahead and hear her out. That's the time to go.
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (01:01:00):
You asked works construction and first complaints on the job industry.
Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Do you like it or how do you feel about that?
I do like it, except for the rampant sexism that
you experienced on a day to day basis. What's your
biggest regret? Anything? Dumping my ex.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Boyfriend and having him jump off the cliff? Oh my gosh. Yeah,
she's full of surprises.
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
It went real dark for a second. I wanted to
ask more questions, but I felt, you know.
Speaker 11 (01:01:26):
It was aggressively, like up to the belly button bush, Yeah,
put your face in Okay, wow, okay, So again, I
wonder what.
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
She said to him during the breakup for to blame
herself that that happened, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Dumping my ex boyfriend and having him jump off the cliff.
Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Yeah, it's a pretty big one. If you were just
handed one hundred thousand dollars to open your own business?
What would you do? I would probably create cat Con
pat Con two point zero with strippers in black jack.
Is this your first cat con or how many have
you been to? I have been coming here since it started. Yeah,
I came to the very first one. So tell me
about your pussies. How many cats do you have at home?
(01:02:09):
I have one beautiful pussy, she's about six years old.
Speaker 21 (01:02:12):
All black pussy, all the black pussies.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
So one last question for you, are you Bush or Bear?
Down below?
Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Okay, I'm changing it to Bear.
Speaker 9 (01:02:21):
You are the strippers and sexual I'm sticking.
Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
She's putting on the sexual persona me.
Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
She went from like pants come off and the lights
go out because it just got released, like a tree
that you've like you only tie up a Christmas tree
and you cut it, it fills out like from when
you drop her pants. The lights go out of eclipses too.
Now I think maybe she at least like like trims
it keeps it kemp. Yeah, but weird. I think she's
(01:02:50):
definitely got Bush.
Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
It's weird that she like she seems like she wants
to be part of She wants to talk sexy. She
wants to be dirty, she wants to be in construction,
but she hates the rampant sexism.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
And she's dorky. Right, So I'm going Bush, Greg You've
changed the Bear. I'm going Bear, Bear menace.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
I'm going Bush. And she's doing it to prove a point.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Bush.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Yeah, I'm sticking with Bush.
Speaker 11 (01:03:09):
With Bush, she's aggressively bought. You know what, I'm gonna say,
arn pit Bush too.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know if
we have the answer to that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
But all right, Rachel, are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Down below? Bush?
Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
She's making a comeback. It never left, Rachel. I just
walked by you and you said to give Woody a message.
What did you want to tell him?
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Suck it Woody? Oh yeah, she'd probably hurt you, hurt me.
Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
I would not get with her.
Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah, yeah, all right, this is a Bush or Bear.
Morgan was a cat con talking to the cat ladies.
Next up is Leslie.
Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Leslie, how old are you? I'm thirty? Sorry I just
threw thirty dude me too? Do you feel older?
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
What?
Speaker 19 (01:03:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
You don't?
Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Really? I do not?
Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
I still play video game?
Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Is I still I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I don't feel like I'm a real adult.
Speaker 19 (01:04:03):
But the way I look at it is everyone struggling,
even though you know we're all in this together, all
struggling together.
Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
What's your dream job? I would say my dream. Also,
my dream would be my farm.
Speaker 19 (01:04:16):
Yeah, I really want my head far.
Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
An animal farm too, but either way doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Ye Bush. Also, is she drunk?
Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
But she's definitely high.
Speaker 11 (01:04:28):
I know this girl, She'm p picturing her. She is
five ft one two uh and and uh wears.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
That kind of gothy No, but she has like the
female equivalent of dreads.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Yeah, she's probably wearing like hemp knitted clothes.
Speaker 11 (01:04:48):
Yes, homemade skirt.
Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
I did not look she wearing a bunch of rings. No,
she wasn't actually, but she definitely had a cold musk
about like you. Yeah, you would tell that she had
just come from the parking lot.
Speaker 20 (01:05:02):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (01:05:03):
What do you give us all these easy ones?
Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Morgan?
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Hey, I tried to, you know, okay, with hemp. I
really want to take over the world with hemp plastic. Okay,
So tell me more about hemp plastic.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
It's awesome, so.
Speaker 19 (01:05:15):
It's biodegradable, so you can only last for like what
six months. I'm trying to figure out to make it
last a little longer.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Just for shelf life.
Speaker 19 (01:05:25):
But yeah, I want to make hemp plastics so people
can use it, like for grocery bags, water bottles, like,
so that way our planet we don't have to worry
about straws anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
You guys all melting.
Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
And going away.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Say the turtles, what's the dumbest thing you've done on
a dare? What was I doing?
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
It was in college at tradition.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
You gotta streak across the courtyard.
Speaker 19 (01:05:45):
Yes, so I did that end up falling and straining
an ankle.
Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
So while you were a butt ass.
Speaker 19 (01:05:51):
Naked but naked and I couldn't walk clearly.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
And people had to help you. Yeah, thank god for
a girl.
Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah the moment.
Speaker 21 (01:06:01):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
So what do you do for a living now? I
work at the hospital.
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, and you enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
I do.
Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I love the animals.
Speaker 19 (01:06:09):
I love taking care of them and helping them.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
You know, someone has to, all right, So have one
more question for you, a big one down below. Yes,
this is a big question. Are you bush or bear?
Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Okay? See, I went all over the place trying to
guess on this one really, yeah, because a lot of
it sounds kind of like, you know, bushy, yeah right,
every single thing, yeah, yeah, like every single thing. But
then the streaking thing got me thinking, like, you know,
maybe it wouldn't be yeah, because if she's showing off,
she's prepared.
Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
You know, yeah, she's at least trimmed. But she got
bush dog.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
And I think I think I've met that kind of
vetech too, like where you go in there and she's
got the white girl dreads kind of thing, right, she is.
Speaker 11 (01:06:53):
She's the female equivit of my one of my brothers,
really one of your brothers.
Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
I asked how long she had to go to school
to be a Vettex. She said like nine months.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Oh wow, so lean not very long. Yeah, all right,
I will say Bear. I'm sticking with Bear. Greg Uh.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Clearly I'm the worst at this game, but I'll go
Bush on her.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Bush Bush Bush, Bush, Bush.
Speaker 11 (01:07:21):
Everyone's bush.
Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Everyone's going bush? All right, Leslie, are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Well, I guess semi.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 19 (01:07:32):
I forgot what I was watching or listening to. But
they're talking about dying them and we're.
Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Like, what if we made that a tread like, Hey, what.
Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
Color is you like?
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Yeahpurvo orange pink.
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
That could be a thing, you know.
Speaker 12 (01:07:46):
Die frame.
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
I have a coworker named Sammy. She does like a stencil,
but she shaves her heart into her pew. That's cute.
Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
That's so cute, so cute stencil pibs.
Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Yeah yeah, and I got in the sense I can
put it right on. It makes it so much easier
to create.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yeah, well that's right. You gave us that pro tip
about how to do that to pull that off. That's right.
Speaker 11 (01:08:11):
Any beauty is the cube coloring people.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Oh nice? Yeah, all right, Well that's that's Bush or
Bear cat con. Everybody answers, Thanks you, Morgan, appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
We're gonna take a quick break more when he shows next.
Hang on. In the meantime, have an existential crisis show.
Well we're uh, we're looking at that. See I'm trying
to think, oh yeah, we have a few minutes. You
want to do one more from a cat con, Butcher Bear.
This is sure redemption, all right, redemption for me? Okay,
(01:08:48):
you got this, Greg, Come on, I had two out
of three one on the on the first one, I
whiffed on the last one. I should have known you
were right with the white girl dreads.
Speaker 16 (01:08:58):
Well.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Also I should have known that was some kind of
bush streakings.
Speaker 11 (01:09:01):
Also, you you're wrong on them because that's a that's
a bush activity. That seven naked bike ride, that's a
lot of bush. Yeah, it's naturalism, nudism. I don't care
what my body looks like. Girls who surprised counterintuitively, almost
who shaved down there, keep it clean, wax, et cetera.
Are much more private. They're hotter, and typically they're hotter.
Speaker 12 (01:09:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (01:09:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
I was also like, do you think off like you're
growing a bush? You are maybe more willing to show
it up because it's some kind of covering. Really thing,
don't you don't see? You don't see anything really, You
just see like a you.
Speaker 11 (01:09:32):
Especially if you've got some long ones.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, let's see next person. So
there's a cat con. There's just a bunch of crazy
cat ladies and stuff wandering around buying cat crap and
all these different cat products and and things like that.
Does it cost anything to get into cat con? It does?
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I think it was like twelve dollars twelve bucks something cheap.
You know, but to get anything once you're in there,
it costs money.
Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah, all right, So next up again, we're gonna listen
to this little question to answer that Morgan did with
one of the ladies of cat Con and then try
to guess is she Bush or Bear down below? And
this next person, her name is Mary. What do you
do for a living?
Speaker 21 (01:10:10):
I have a tea shirt company that raises money and
awareness for stray animals, the dogs, little dogs, cats, kittens,
all of the.
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Above, giant Bush and you know what's mostly the voice
old lady and the name Mary, Mary. Yeah, Mary, Mary,
Damn your Harry Bush carry.
Speaker 11 (01:10:31):
Mary Animal Rescue, that's all, yeah, Hair Mary.
Speaker 21 (01:10:34):
Our shelter got shut down doing space and noodles because
one woman thought it was her mission because apparently a
friendly cat and a friendly cat is a cat that
just lives in the neighborhood that maybe what got out
was friendly got picked up and got spader neutered, and
she threw a fit and she shut everything down. So
(01:10:56):
we have not been able to do any Spain neuters
for over three years.
Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
And it is we've just gone back in time. We've
gone back ten years.
Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
So what's your biggest fear.
Speaker 21 (01:11:04):
My biggest fear is that will never get back to
people being compassionate to their animals and keeping them for
their life. Everyone wants a kitten and a puppy and
they don't follow through with them. At the shelter that
I'm at, we have the most fabulous large dogs.
Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
So I have a coworker that thinks that pitbulls love
eating children.
Speaker 21 (01:11:27):
What do you have to say to people that have
those views. I think they need to come to the shelter,
have a seat. I'll bring them out ten different pit
bulls that will give them more love and affection than
they ever knew possible.
Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
So I see people are looking at your shirts. I
don't want to take any more time. I have one
last question for you down below. Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
I know they're like very serious and right now that's
talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
He knows something funny. There was no one looking at
her shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I was like, I'm done with this.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Yeah, it was funny if you were there.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Wait, really, someone's looking at my shirt? All right? So
on Mary Bush or Bear? I'm saying full Bush Bush.
She doesn't enough time for anything else? Yeah? Yeah, true,
doesn't she? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:12:10):
Exactly And I'm kind of curious how her shelter got
you down for three years because they spade someone's straight
down without their knowing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
There's a bigger story here.
Speaker 11 (01:12:19):
Yeah, obviously Bush of for us.
Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Uh let's see menace. Yeah, Bush for sure? Bush sure.
Speaker 9 (01:12:25):
And I would love to hear a reaction, because she
doesn't seem like she would be.
Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Thrilled with this question answer. Here's here's Mary down below.
Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I don't I guess I don't know what that is.
I'm too old.
Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Oh so bear would mean like you have no hair
in your pubic area?
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
No, I have hair? Okay, okay, that's funny. Shock.
Speaker 21 (01:12:47):
I'm sixty three, so and I don't have kids.
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
And then you want to edit to shopping with that.
Oh that's funny, that's funny.
Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Nice. Yeah, because explaining it to her was.
Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Region Yeah, let me show you mine. You don't have
no hair hair?
Speaker 23 (01:13:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
You know your vagina is yours? Like this?
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
What does it look like?
Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Wep it out?
Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
All?
Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Well, there we go. There's one more around from cat
Lady Bush or Bear from catcn nice work, Morgan. I
don't even know what that means. No one knows what
it means, but.
Speaker 22 (01:13:15):
It's for fock.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
People go and go all right, So it's another hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Woody that
is our newest full time member of the show. Gina
Grant Menace is here. Hi, we got Sea Mass right there,
Sammy Mary, good morning to you. And then really the
man of the hour is Greg Goryhoy, good morning to you, Greg,
(01:13:41):
Good morning Woody. All right, So we're looking for lesbian stories, ladies.
We're asking you and you can call in anonymously. This
is all for the enjoyment of Greg Gory and just
the pure joy that he gets when these women call
in and share the story about their most lesbian experience.
Doesn't have to be like full on lesbie in relations,
just the most let's mean thing that you've done. And
(01:14:03):
Greg's looking for people who aren't full time lesbians. These
are people who uh just felt a little bit naughty. Yeah,
tipsy dabble, right, dabbling is the best. You know a
lot of times we've heard stories where it's always usually drinking,
drinking hot tub is always a common denominator.
Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
Weekend away, like a girl's weekend run.
Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Yeah, so I had this best friend we would always
hang out, and I thought she was always really pretty,
and you know things like that.
Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
We were at a cabin.
Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so it was Yeah, it was
just a curiosity thing. That's what really does it for Greg.
Even though he's gay, he loves lesbians. It's odd. What
is that.
Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
I don't know. I can't explain it. It's just always
been part of my psyche. And then I have all
these scenarios in my head. I've told you about the
pillow fighting one where the cliche where they have a
pillow fighter to sleep over and then the feathers are
wafting down and then.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
They say each other, let's not fight, let's kiss.
Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
And then I always envision them. You see it in
movies a lot where a woman will just wear nothing
around the house other than a man's button up shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Oh yeah, boyfriends shirt.
Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
The boyfriend's shirt is like getting their coffee and they're
wearing the boyfriend's shirt and it's always a button up shirt.
And I always picture that for some reason, like women
on a weekend away like, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
That's what they brought their boyfriend's button down some reason,
they have this big button down shirt and they're all
hanging out and then they're like, for just in case
a lesbian experience breaks out, they'll be ready, they'll be
ready for you know, Greg's fantasy.
Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
And I don't know if you.
Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Would consider this a lesbian experience because it was not sexual.
But my old roommate and I when when I first
moved here, we would walk around the house in just
our underwear, like no top or anything, and like hang out,
like play guitars, like.
Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Watch TV.
Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Topless. I don't think that's too because it wasn't naughty.
Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
I mean windows you didn't make out all day, though
not all day, but just like for a while.
Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
And would you walk out in one of you just
didn't have a top on something.
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
The other one would be like, oh, I'll take my
ChIL to how am I doing?
Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
I'm overdressed.
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
That's a good start, right, RG. It's a fantastic start, yeaheah, Okay,
if you're sitting there playing guitar and stuff, and then
all the times like well, you know, we should make out.
Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
Like if you're going topless, I guess I'll go right.
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
If there was no making out or you know something,
So the day will come when we do this and
there are no liddies to share the lesbian experience. But
that's why we don't do it all the time. Oh,
it's new. Lesbian experiences happen all the time, first times
all the time. And uh, we're asking for the ladies
(01:16:32):
who have had a lesbian experience. Tell us about your
most lesbian experience. But you got to be able to
tell the story in a way just in case there
was like a five year old around, but you tell
in the way that they wouldn't be any wiser as
to what's going on. Thanks a lot, FCC. Yeah, nothing
too graphic.
Speaker 7 (01:16:47):
Yeah, are women self conscious about their boobs? You would
hang out topless?
Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I'm not. Is there anything? Okay, So here's a question,
because you know, guys hanging around other guys, like in
a locker room situation, it's always about penis size, right always? Yeah,
is there anything? What is that for women?
Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
You know what I think it is and I don't
know Sammy or Morgan if you agree. I think it's
like perkiness, you know, like where do they sit on you?
Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Okay, so it's not the size, it's just the perkiness
of them.
Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
I think that's more of what it's about.
Speaker 8 (01:17:20):
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely not the size. I've never really
thought twice about another girls, That's.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
What I'm saying. So like, what is it about? Like,
so is there like a like they sit kind of
high equivalent So that's the idea. Yeah, knees, Yeah exactly, Yeah,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
I think nipples too? Yeah, Like the older I'm getting,
the more I'm like, wow, nipples are so different. All
my friends have different nipples.
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
You know, you know what your friend's nipples are going. Yeah,
you do.
Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Like you know, you just walk around top with sometimes
this is really like not all the time, but my
closest friends. Yeah, I've seen their bodies mine nice noise.
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Okay, what are your favorite kind of nipples, Morgan, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
I wouldn't know how to describe them. A lot of
my friends have pierce nipples.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Like pep pepperoni size, like big old baloney nipples.
Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Well, I don't like the blonis.
Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
How many of your friends have you kissed?
Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Just one? I'm only kissed one girl, just the one.
Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Have you ever had a lesbian experience?
Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
Not officially I told you I just did one in
a performance at a play, but.
Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So, ladies, have you had a
lesbian experience so you could tell Greg about this is
all for Greg. You love Greg. You'll share it with
how the world as well. You can call in anonymously.
We're not going to get your name, we're not going
to get where you're from. You can just tell the story. Again,
Please tell the story as if there was like a
five year old hanging around. You didn't want them to
know what you were talking about. Yeah, and so we
(01:18:44):
got the phones open. If you want to share your
one off or maybe you've done it a couple of times,
naughty lesbian experience, Greg Gory's lesbian stories. We're ready to go.
Eight seven seven four four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four woody, and uh, we can find this a
couple of a little dabbling lesbian action. Wouldn't that make
(01:19:05):
your day? Well, we'll get to those calls coming up
right after the break. Ladies and gentlemen, bodega breath, Ladies
and gentlemen, bodega breathing a disease for food.
Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Yeah, totally, just breath.
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
All right, So Greg loves him some lesbians. We already
mentioned all this, and he likes it when it's like, uh,
you know something where it's just a little bit more experiment,
a little naughty, little dabbling. Right, you're not a full
time lesbian, right, nothing against full time lesbian, but something friend. Yeah,
see this, this this one starts really well. See we
can get this person on the phone here too, Sammy,
(01:19:41):
the one that starts lesbian story. About sixteen years ago,
a friend was hosting it get together at her home.
Perfect always. I can already tell that's the kind of story.
We'll get together girls, we can. That's right. There's no
guy around we do all this time. There's there's also
a good one here on the text from the five
(01:20:03):
oh five. Let's try to get them on all right,
and if you want to call in eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie is the number eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
call us and tell us if you can be anonymous.
We're not gonna ask you where you're calling from. All
we asked that you tell the story to Greg in
a way that if there was a five year old
hanging around, yeah, that they would be none the wiser.
You see what I'm saying. Yeah, thank you FCC.
Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
All right, I read it online. There's a big lesbian
meetup in Palm Springs this weekend. Oh yeah, ring, you
should fly on it.
Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
I just found a website called lesbiannews dot com. Hell really,
and they'd have some fun facts, which we'll get to.
Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Let's go to Anonymous. Good morning, Anonymous, Hi, good morning,
good morning. All right, So tell Greg about your most
lesbian experience. What happened?
Speaker 12 (01:20:49):
So I was at a friend's house and she was
having a bachelorette party for another friend, and suddenly I
was told there was going to be a dancer coming
and the dancer case and was female. I didn't expect
that because it was not a lesbian wedding, so it
was very unexpected, and I nobody warned me, and it
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was very fast that she was not dressed anymore, and
she was very friendly, let's say, with everybody, and some people.
At the end, I forgot this part. She disappeared with
one of the fride baths into a room. They had
a little private party there.
Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
So she's being all provocative, doing like lap dance type stuff.
Speaker 12 (01:21:33):
Yes, he was who I was a little tipsy. I
didn't expect it, and I'm drinking all.
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Night, huh.
Speaker 12 (01:21:41):
And it was just it was a unique experience for me.
Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Did you partake?
Speaker 12 (01:21:45):
I didn't go in the room with her, but I
did get to dance.
Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
Were you kind of hands off or did you getta
Did you offer anything back?
Speaker 12 (01:21:56):
I was more hands off because I was not fully comfortable.
But it was definitely a something I I did not
enjoy it.
Speaker 10 (01:22:02):
To say, did you see any kissing or making out?
Speaker 12 (01:22:06):
I saw other girls for taking in that, but I.
Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Did not I pique your interest at all. I mean,
do you have any any future interest in this type
of stuff.
Speaker 12 (01:22:15):
I'm not writing off.
Speaker 23 (01:22:17):
She was very attractive, so I like that.
Speaker 12 (01:22:20):
I'm not writing it off. I didn't. I didn't think
she was an attractive It was just a very unexpected
situation and I was not prepared for.
Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
It's peculiar that they hired a female stripper to do
a bachelorette party. But that's it's a good thing. It's
a really good helping some doors.
Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Yeah, it's way less grounds. Anonymous, thank you so much
for the call. We appreciate you. Listening to the Woodie Show.
Nine oh nine says I am I am married. I'm
in my early forties, recently wanted to explore with another woman.
I invited a woman to a day spag.
Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
Greg, Oh, that's a good idea, because you know about
of taking your clothes off.
Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
There.
Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
We talked and teased each other the whole time. We
got to spread mud on each other. I snuck into
a shower together, started making out in there, and before
you knew it, I was on my knees doing my thing.
Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
My God.
Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Prior to this, my only lesbian experience was kissing a
girl twenty years ago. Can we get her on the phone?
Speaker 11 (01:23:19):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Can we get can we get nine to nine on
the on the horn? Greg?
Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
That has everything you love?
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Yeah, story, that one's perfect. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
I hope that the husband wouldn't mind if he found.
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
That's what we need. Yeah, nine o nine Uh, Morgan
and Sammy, if you can get this this accidental lesbian
on that this would be an intentional lesbian I guess yeah.
But day spa right, perfect all to the mud bath. Yeah,
I'm sure it has a lot of questions. So if
we canna, we'll be giving you a call here.
Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Nine on nine right, Uh, real quick lesbian fun fact.
As of today, no research has ever proven what causes lesbianism,
but there was some inconclusive study that show increased levels
of steroids provide a greater chance that your unborn child
will be a lesbian.
Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Oh yeah wow.
Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
And also I think we can all agree that no
offense guys, but like female bodies are nicer to look
at than male.
Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
With you, let's say hi to Jill. Good morning, Jill, Jill, Hi,
good morning, Hi, good morning. Tell Greg about your most
lesbian experience.
Speaker 23 (01:24:21):
Well, it was in summer Jesus past whome. We went
to Vegas with my husband and we met another couple
at a bar, and the couple asked us to come back.
They were local, so they asked us to come back
to their place. And once we were there, the husband
was like, hey, Jill, can you give me a favor
and kiss my wife? So I killed And then rules
led to orally pleasuring each other.
Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Oh wow. And then the husbands were what just sitting
there watching.
Speaker 23 (01:24:47):
They were watching. My husband was losing his mind because
that was never something he would thought he would see
me do.
Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
Was he like ks or was he was it?
Speaker 23 (01:24:57):
No, he was super cool with it. We've tried, we
were trying to do it now that we're back home,
but it's just hard to have kids and jobs maybe
that in the work.
Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
So is this this is the first time you've ever
done anything like that.
Speaker 23 (01:25:11):
I had kissed a girlfriend like back in college, but
it was just it was just a dare.
Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Wasn't anything like good? Yeah, like, don't discount a dare.
That's because you're still doing the deed. Now, did you
and your husband ever swing before do anything like that?
Or this is a total one off?
Speaker 23 (01:25:29):
This was a one off. But since then, we've already
doing the hot wife thing with myself. So I've been
a hot wife experienced, you know. That is so basically
we've learned about my husband like to wash me with
other men.
Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
And that too far. That's it's a win too far.
Speaker 23 (01:25:53):
I like to watch me with other women also, but
I haven't. So yeah, that's hot.
Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
I just always wonder how hot?
Speaker 23 (01:26:00):
Yes, and what's that?
Speaker 7 (01:26:04):
I just wonder how you break the ice. You're you're
on a vacation, you meet another couple. Next thing you know, boom,
you're in their hotel room. You're making out with his
wife at their request.
Speaker 8 (01:26:12):
Well, I love He's like, hey, do me a favorite
and did you enjoy it?
Speaker 23 (01:26:18):
Obviously I did enjoy it. It was again the oral
pleasuring was not something. I was like, I don't know
what I'm doing, and she's like, we'll just think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Being you you know what to do.
Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
You couldn't. I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
God love you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
You know, now did she reciprocate?
Speaker 16 (01:26:39):
She did?
Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
And how is that happened the first time? Yeah? See
now she's all she's all in the hot wifing thing
is uh is? Because is that called cook? That's what?
Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
Yeah, that's what it is, just a different name.
Speaker 23 (01:26:52):
It is just a certain point. Yeah, like where my
husband doesn't like to be degraded or anything like that.
He just likes to know that wat or I'll come
home and show him videos and things like that. The
guys definitely opened up the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (01:27:05):
Wow, the guys to get upset of like girl and
girl action, Like who cares about it?
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
I mean you know I wouldn't. I mean again, that's
how it works for them.
Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
So, yeah, you want to say your wife with the chick,
I mean, if she wants to go the chick, I'm
not going to get upset by it.
Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
Are You're not afraid she's going to like fall in
love and leave.
Speaker 10 (01:27:21):
You I mean, if she does, she does, you know,
like Jill, thank you so much for the call.
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
You can't stop people now. She loves it. I know
she got a taste for it.
Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
Yeah, I wish I could be not that I want
to be in that situation per se, but I wish
I could be that nello about.
Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
It, you know what I mean? Yeah, because some people,
just that Cash I think really wants to be a freak.
He just can't bring himself to do it. I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
You got to hear about others telling you forever Greg
is a freak.
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
He is. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody Gregg's
Lesbian Stories. We have the girl who went to the
day Spot and it's anonymous. Okay, good, hello, anonymous day
sball lady.
Speaker 12 (01:28:04):
Hello, Hi, Hi, all right show.
Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
So we we got your text, and thank you very
much for the text. Let me let me go back
to the text as a matter of fact, just in
case it might be better hearing you tell the story,
just in case people are just tuning in, and also
refresh Greg's memory. Tell Greg about this lesbian experience that
you had the day spaw.
Speaker 16 (01:28:22):
Okay, so I took a lady friend to the day spaw.
I figured it would be great way to just break
the eyes. You know, we're alone together, girl talk, and
we got to talk about a lot of things, sexual things,
sexual preferences, and we touch each other there here and
(01:28:44):
there under the water. Yes, we got to the mud section,
got to put mud on each other all over our body.
Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Wow.
Speaker 23 (01:28:54):
So it was great.
Speaker 16 (01:28:57):
It was great. And then so after, you know, we're
all journey and money, so we got to wash off, right,
So we went to the shower together, sneaked into one,
just her and I and you know, before you know it,
we're in there making out. And yeah, thank got on money.
Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
So it's sorry.
Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
I got to know it sounds like this was kind
of your plan all alound.
Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
She knew that.
Speaker 16 (01:29:24):
Yeah, so yeah, she had an idea too. We both
wanted to explore. We both wanted to explore. So that's
why we thought, Okay, let me, I'll take you to
the let's go to daisbond just talk.
Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
Was she a friend, a colleague or.
Speaker 16 (01:29:41):
Somebody that I had just I had met a few
weeks back.
Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Oh okay, yeah, and we were.
Speaker 16 (01:29:48):
I was attracted to her and I've always wanted to
explore this. I had never the twenty years back, I
kissed a female girl and I liked it. I always
knew what had a curiosity, never explored it. And I
talked to my husband about it, and he's like, go
for it.
Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Oh, so you are Marri so he knows I am.
Speaker 16 (01:30:08):
Yes, I am absolutely, and he wished he was there.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Well, yeah you got.
Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Have you gone back to the day spot as it were?
Speaker 16 (01:30:16):
We haven't, No, but we have gotten close afterwards.
Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
Well yeah, I mean it begs the question, why haven't
you day spot again?
Speaker 16 (01:30:26):
You know, I don't know, but we're definitely we're we
need to go.
Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Me ask you a question at all? Do women have
a spank bank like a guy will have, like you know,
maybe like an experience or you know, some celebrity their
crush on or whatever. They'll think about that when it's
alone time. Do women have that? Like would you would
you think about this like I? Or have you thought
about this like when you're with yourself or with your husband? Yeah? Okay,
(01:30:52):
I was.
Speaker 16 (01:30:52):
I was for three full months.
Speaker 12 (01:30:54):
I was.
Speaker 16 (01:30:55):
She I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Yeah, wow, wow, it was really impactful on you, all right?
Speaker 16 (01:31:00):
Was because it was so hot.
Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
She took the lead, she was like, I don't know
how to make this happens.
Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Great, right, all right, well, Anonymous, thank you so much.
Speaker 23 (01:31:08):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 16 (01:31:09):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
I love she listening. I mean, you really just made
Greg's day.
Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
Absolutely, And this kind of that's the perfect example of
why I find it so exciting, because they're, for lack
of a better word, more fluid with it, more accepting
of it.
Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Speaking of which, there was some some woman that called it.
I'm trying to think of how I could tell her.
I could tell her story.
Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Where you going?
Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Yeah, man, such a good sec. I'm trying to think
how I can tell the story. All right. So she
got this from the two one boards. She got drunk
in college after the club, ended up making out with
one of the friends and they were doing stuff and
then this this friend ended up so king this girl's
(01:32:00):
car down, posing it down right. Yeah, And she says,
I haven't been with any girl since Oh my god,
what are you doing anyway? Well, hey, Greg, Gory's lesbian.
Are you clatisfied?
Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
I don't want to play favorites, but the SPA one's
my favorite.
Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
That's like you said, that's like a.
Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
That's like a movie one. More lesbian fun fact. In
the nineteen seventies, the symbol of the lesbian was a
lavender rhino.
Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Yeah, exactly, all right, well there's Gregory's Lesbian Stories. Thank you?
What the show is next? Hang on?
Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as less right.
Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Off show, we'll be right back. What exactly what is this?
What do you show? We're basking in the apter globe.
Greg's Lean Stories five six two says this is probably
the one time I'm actually upset at the segment. I
(01:33:06):
love the lesbian stories, I'm okay with it, but these
stories are still cheating. I guess I'm just a prude
who believes in commitment to your partner. That said, I
still love you. Guys, no crossroads for me? Well, were aware?
Speaker 23 (01:33:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
They were into it? Yeah, yeah, it didn't sound like
that was something they were doing behind anybody's back. Question
from the six two six does Sammy's face look disgusted
like when she's listening to the Billie Irish song lunch?
Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Good question?
Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
You hate all the lesbian stories?
Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
I mean, I don't care what people do.
Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
I was asking the question is are you a fan
of the activity? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Am I a fan, Like, am I doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
No?
Speaker 8 (01:33:44):
No, you like I'm a fan of hearing about it
the same way I'm not a fan of the song lunch.
Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
I just don't want to hear about.
Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
It, all right, ticky. Yeah. I asked if women had
a spank bank, you know, eyes do. Someone said it's
called a flick bag. A few people text it over, Like,
I've never heard that arm either. The guy who's into
the hot wifing thing. Yeah, the husband is into the
hot wifing thing. Somebody said, dog, this chick's husband is
(01:34:14):
the definition of a loser.
Speaker 9 (01:34:16):
Oh no, yeah, I think that's going into a different territory.
It's not even on topic, right.
Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Yeah, yeah, not even part of well. I mean because
she was talking about how she brings videos home, so
like I'm guessing that she goes out. Yeah, it means
he's got it's not even in front of him. Yeah,
So she goes out and she does these things and
gets photos and pictures and brings them home to him.
Which that's I mean, that's the thing I was asking, like,
(01:34:42):
what's the difference, because like somebody said, cooking is if
the husband doesn't get any action, which is sounds like
what's happening. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's what it says.
It's because the couple was, uh, the one from Vegas
or the one who went to Vegas, had that experience,
then wanted to do something with and so turns out
now he's in the hot wifing thing, which is.
Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
Interesting because isn't she the one that said but he's
not into being demeaned though I think a lot of you, Yes.
Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
It's an element of it.
Speaker 9 (01:35:10):
Because that's why she was using the term hot wife,
because kinda.
Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Yeah, you don't want to be labeled, is that even
though it's exactly what it is?
Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
Yeah, right right, just rebranded.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Do you want to be rebranded? Yea, yeah right, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
Do you want another fun fact from lesbiannews dot anything
in the world. So this is from lesbian news dot Com.
While Butcher and Dyker common phrases today for lesbians, back
in the nineteen thirties, oh, common terms were a cat
or apache apache nineteen forties, their collar and tie. In
(01:35:44):
the nineteen sixties, pansy without a stem.
Speaker 14 (01:35:47):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Without a stem?
Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Yeah, look at it, She's a pansy without a stem.
Speaker 7 (01:35:54):
And then the first lesbian magazine ever was called Vice versa.
Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
I like it. So those are some fun facts, Greg,
thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (01:36:02):
And also with that, the name like a woman goes
by if she's really masculine, is what's your stud name?
Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Stud name? Yeah, that's another one I've study learning so
much this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
This is educating.
Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
This has been eye opening, all right. More what you
show next? Hang up?
Speaker 13 (01:36:18):
You watch years after years after years, and then you
see them in person, and it's it's all the different
experience than you do watching them all over the string.
Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
What do you show back in a bit
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