The Woody Show December 24th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion. Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Tuesday. It's December the twenty fourth, twenty twenty four.
Merry Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve, today and tomorrow to me
are all the kind of the same thing, right, I

(00:58):
don't think there's not much difference. Like I'm just as
excited for Christmas Eve as I do for I get
it for Christmas Day because like you're doing stuff today
and also like tomorrow, it's a two day thing. I know,
Christmas Day is that one day, but like you know, tonight,
like I'll start watching a Christmas story, you know, things

(01:18):
like that. You know, we used to go to my
aunt and uncle's house and we would get gifts and
things like that. So it really kind of started today.
It's like how we get excited about a pre Friday.
It's not actual Friday. It's really kind of a two
day thing.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I like Christmas Eve almost better.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, Anyway, December the twenty fourth, twenty twenty four, we
are the Woody Show. My name is Whatddy? That is
great Gory Menace. He is our social media director. We
have Gina Grand the newest member of the show. SeaBASS
is here. We got Sammy Bort and Caroline Boody show
production department. We got Morgan our associate producer, Vaughn R.

(01:54):
Video producer. We are not live here today, we are
on our holiday break, but we're going to be back
to start a brand new year of The Woodie Show
on Monday, January sixth. But there's some really good stuff
lined up for you today. And Greg, you know what
we say. If you haven't heard.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
It, it's new to you. That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
That said, we'd still like to hear your thoughts on
anything that you hear on the show today. If there's
an opinion or a story you want to add, there
are a lot of ways to do that. Best way
would be the after hours voicemail. Anytime you can leave
that message. Just call eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Email us email
at the Woodieshow dot com, and of course on social

(02:33):
media find us, follow us on the social media platform
of your choice at the Woody Show. Yeah, coming up
for you on the show today. I will do some
cameo on the cheap. Oh it's a really cool celebrity.
We get a custom greeting from Yeah, that's jeah. It
might because you know what, You're right, It might be,
might be awesome, might not, but it might be. After

(02:55):
ours voicemail, we'll check on on some of the messages
you've been leaving for us. At eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie also question will throw this out there and what
itever is for you? You're gonna tell us calls text
signs that someone isn't as smart as they think they are.
Plus foot fetish has been a big topic this whole year.
It seems like it's really kind of been a year

(03:16):
of feet to the foot. Yeah, we've had a lot
of discussions. We had that dude, feet are back, and
our sports guy Jeff Garcia as a thing or two
to say about that. Uh, that's on the show today.
We'll just look to unravel some mystery.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
If you're talking ethnicities, I think Morgan is the biggest
ethnicity mystery in the room. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't
know what morgan is.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
That's a good point.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Yeah, what did she Uh I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Get yeah, go get her yeah, I'm like, I mean,
she is born and raised in Dallas, Texas. She could
be half Latino half. I was leading like Caucasian.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
I was leading like Portuguese or something. Poor reason, the
same reason, yeah, the same reason.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
She's from the Azores, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Or like yeah, some kind of I was thinking, like, well,
cook is not like your last names cook.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Yeah, and I uh, that's why.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
She was gonna guess. I was going to guess Russian,
like some virginal maybe Russian.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
That's my other thought is.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
To guess what your ethnicity is. Yeah, Sorbia, I went Norwegian.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
I get Russian a lot. I'm not really sure. I
know my.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Grandma's get through mail order, you know.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
No, I didn't ask. I know my grandma's Native American.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
But oh you could be.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
But I've also never really known my grandpa.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
You're twenty three and me, Yeah, your mom here to
do that?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Why scared my DNA?

Speaker 9 (04:44):
Oh stop stars spit to some creep on internet?

Speaker 10 (04:50):
Twenty three in me?

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yeah no, but I think it's bizarre. You would never
even ask your parents.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
I'm sure they told me when I was younger.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
But you have no idea.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
No, I have no idea what's.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Could you call your mom today and find out it
right now? Yeah, call her?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Please call her, wake herrass up, call her, find out
and uh and then come back.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Hey, mom, I'm gonna go Turkish.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Actually.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Also, we got some bitch be tripping stories coming up
for you a little bit later on this morning. Bitch
be tripping. Some people call them blonde moments. She said
something you're like, oh my god, I can't believe, or
you had a bitch be tripping moment. Didn't even say something,
just something really dumb that you did, Like I can't
believe I did that. Like when Greg got the new
credit card, oh god, in the mail to replace the
old one because the one that had like expired or whatever,

(05:35):
done it more than once, and he shredded.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
The new one. Yep, brand new one more than one.
Oh it's happened more than one. I'm like, by yeah,
bitch trip to replace it.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. You can
hit us up with the text over to two two.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Nine eight seven.

Speaker 11 (05:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I saw this and this woman she was a pastor
and now she is making one hundred thousand dollars a
month a month as an adult content creator. It's easy
as a sugar baby. Oh, her name is Nicole and

(06:13):
I ko l E.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Mitchell.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
She now works as an adult model and life coach.
And she's working as a sugar baby. Okay, so working
as a sugar baby, she gets paid to go on dates.
She says she's earning anywhere between thirty thousand dollars and
one hundred thousand dollars per month, deciding on how much
she decides to work.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
In that particular month.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Maybe she wants to yeah, yeah, sometime off.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
She's a former pastor, talks about her children and her content,
and even lets some of her quote clients buy gifts
for her kids, which are between the ages of thirteen
and nine.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh wow, yeah, I want that gig. That's so weird.
You just take me to dinner and pay me. Morgan's back.
What are you Well?

Speaker 8 (06:55):
First, my mom was like your Caucasian and I'm like.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
Yeah, I was like, okay, high five.

Speaker 9 (07:03):
So apparently I'm American, Indian, German and Scottish.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Really okay, okay, now you know me.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Thanks, But now you got to do twenty three me. See,
if you have enough Native American, then you get some
of that, get some of that casino money.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, the world is your oyster. I'm also
guessing there's a mystery in there too. I think somebody's
in the not too distant past messed around.

Speaker 9 (07:28):
That's why I'm kind of saying to do twenty three
and me. But if I find out my dad's not
my dad or yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Totally do that. Yeah, that'd be cool.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
That would be cool.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I think, you know, it'd be it'd be cool to
I mean, this is to see if there's anything actually in.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
There, Okay, I mean I'm willing to do it.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
No kidding.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Look at all the other stuff that you've done. This
is like the easiest thing, easiest. The government just cleaned
Greg's feet peanut butter feet.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, very nice too.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Did you ever did you ever talk to your dad?

Speaker 7 (08:00):
I did.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
I'm like, dad, you're an entrepreneur yourself, like I thought
you'd respect the hospitle.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeahah, so we had, uh, you know, we had the
menaces no feet or yeah, menaces no hands challenge where
he ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that Greg
made with his feet, slapped it all.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah, like spreading the peanut.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Butter on the bread with his feet, jelly kind of
raked it onto the bread, put it all together, fed
it to menace and then his uh, his feet were
just a mess, just so much peanut butter on there,
and so just on a whim. I had no thought
at all that she would say, oh okay. I mean
if everybody I think around here, I think she's got

(08:36):
the best chance to say yes. But I really didn't
think that you were going to say yes. And I
just had the jokes at Morgan, you know, would you
be willing to clean Greg's toes with your with your mouth?
And she's like, yeah, how much.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
It's like, how much should I pay for that?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm not going to do it, and she said one
hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Done, and she loved it.

Speaker 12 (08:54):
Then when she did it, Yeah, what really got me
was when she started putting jelly on top because it
was too much peanut.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Butter by yeah right right.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
It was like turning this into.

Speaker 13 (09:04):
A meal, You're just too much.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
You just had to cut the peanut butter a little bit. Yeah,
it was so good and is a meal.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
So anyway, we post a videos, We post a video
on our social media of her doing this, and she
got a text from her dad, who she has on
her phone is daddy.

Speaker 8 (09:19):
Oh well that's what I called him as a kid.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
And and says we got to talk about limits.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah, chose to go. Yeah, it is not smart to
have your parents will follow anything.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Oh, he didn't see the video. That's the problem. It's
because Ron in Dallas now.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
And so we heard it. Yeah, you know he watched it.
I hope he had.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
He had to watch that.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
Well, whatever, he's proud, so he got the entrepreneurial spirit.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
What's his full name? And what towns living? We'll give
me a shout out getting.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Make sure he sees the video.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
What does he what does he do for a living?

Speaker 8 (09:55):
He owns a used car dealership.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, yeah around here out And then were you guys
Were you guys close like growing up?

Speaker 14 (10:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Pretty close. I was closer with my mom for sure,
just because I was around her more. He was always working.
My dad's great.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Were they divorced when you were growing up?

Speaker 9 (10:11):
It's a very interesting story. They were never together. You know,
they've always lived in the same house. They still do,
but they've never never got married together, never been married,
you know, sleep in different rooms type of things.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
So they sacrificed a lot to raise me and my sister.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
So is your sister their kid too or she?

Speaker 8 (10:29):
As far as we know you.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Now, I don't know because you.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Look like her. Yeah, but you're fine.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
Shout out to my dad great dad.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, because a lot of times, you know, if you
know a woman has certain personality traits or display certain
you know, behavior, yes, they'll go well, that must be
like a really weird you know, relationship with.

Speaker 8 (10:57):
Her father growing up, or daddy issues.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Daddy shoot, yeah, daddy issues.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
No none here, So no daddy issues.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
That's me.

Speaker 15 (11:08):
That's a bitch.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Woody's a bitch, Greg's a bish, Sammy's a bitch. And therefore,
until further notice, they are all banned from future Sea.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
I hate the way that you walk, the way that
you talk, I hate the way that you dress, I
hate the way that you sneak this. If I chess flight,
it's gonna beat up with the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well, good news. We have since worked our way off
that band list because of the mistake that Sea Bests
made in that last round of Woodi Show Family fus.

Speaker 16 (11:33):
Lem say it was intentional by me, just like I
can get you on the right Oh yeah, it was
an intentional mistake. Uh huh, yeah, he doesn't make any mistakes. Yeah,
you know that's the room Ember not technically a mistake without.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
It being you know, playing right, Yeah, Woody, Greg Menace,
Sea Bass, there's Sammy. Gina grad is here this morning,
and we're gonna play cameo.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
I'm a cheap Oh so cameo.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
You can get some personalized greetings from celebrities from the
A List all the way down to the Double Z
list sometimes down to never heard of them down and
never heard of them? Right and uh and so we
have these different categories, so the celebrities are put into
different categories. We have to try to guess here which
cameo is the cheaper get, and whichever one it ends
up being, we have a personalized greeting from that celebrity.

(12:17):
What is the first category? Sea Bass? Greg, these are
people you love?

Speaker 17 (12:22):
Really, this is the Greg Gory category, so our first
person and I had to kind of guess at this one.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
But Greg loves HGTV.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
We all know it doesn't more than anything.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Gina, is it true that you didn't even know that
HGTV was a chance like an actual channel?

Speaker 15 (12:37):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (12:37):
I didn't know it was a channel with lots of shows.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
I knew that.

Speaker 18 (12:40):
I thought it just got piped into the dentist office.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
It was a real TV.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Like some of those channels you seo like bars and
stuff videos.

Speaker 18 (12:51):
No idea, you've seen my car?

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Does it look like I watch HGTV?

Speaker 11 (12:55):
No?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Okay, can you not Greg?

Speaker 7 (12:57):
I know Flip or Flop is I guess they probably
made three thousand of those episodes. And Tarek el Musa, yeah,
he is on cameo. I'm not surprised if you've never
seen or heard this. I guess Flip or Flop is
where Tark and I guess now his ex.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Wife, Yeah, Christina? They who's been married what three times since?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Oh wait since Tark twice? Yes?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
And and Josh John divorce right now?

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, this is fair.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I thought there was another guy though, I thought there
was a third guy.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Now she might be dating somebody new.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
But I think it's like this could be a whole show.
So if you're not familiar, I guess this is a
clip from earlier when Tarak and Christina were still together
and they walk into homes and they I guess manufacturer problem,
manufacturer problems, not only the house, but between the two
of them, such as how much they're going to pay contractors.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I think this will opened up, would actually create a
little guy.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I'm sure what you think? That is what I think,
and I'm always right.

Speaker 13 (13:55):
Oh, Tark's always right. Please, I knew he was going
to try to nickel and die in this house.

Speaker 8 (13:59):
This kitchen is.

Speaker 13 (13:59):
Tying, and if we're going to get top dollar, I've
got news for you. Size matters a.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Christina thinks problems can be fixed by throwing money at it.
But we've only been in this house for a couple
of minutes and we've already been hit with new windows
and air conditioning. So to make a profit on this one,
we have to be cost efficient. And to be honest,
she shouldn't know this by now. It's flipping one on one.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, yeah, Christina, you.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
Know he is really natural and not at all repeating
things his producer.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Smile on Greg's face when that audios, it's just so
how can you not love that show?

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
And I hate watching them because I don't like either
of them as people, but I love the show.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I hate her more. I he's annoyed starting to like her.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
He's annoying, but I hate her more. I hate the
way she talks. She has mega up speak and then
every everything that rhymes with you, like she goes.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, and talk about a
person who looks completely different.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, without making I.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Know, makeup enhances it, but dude, she completely You would
think that she had like some Hollywood magic going on there,
or like they take Ryan Reynolds and turn them into Deadpool.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Actually a miracle makeup.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Dude, it's crazy. I mean, she's not like unattractive, she
just looks she's completely different.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
She does completely different.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Thing about what he is. He gets super into these
HGTV things.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
But not only that, all the who's they've been married?
Do they look different makeup?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Because I'm just surprised because I've always hated her, and
to the fact that her relationships keep failing is like Schodenfreud,
you know, where it's like, uh, clearly it's her right,
you know, because and it just it validates my own
feelings about her.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
So I just googled her without makeup, and I was like, oh,
she looks like us.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
That makeup. She looks like menace. But she has a
person coming to her house. To do her makeup every day. Okay,
so it's a tarc though.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Is on cameo The thing that Greg watches all the
time besides HGTV is the is GSN game show Network? Greg,
would you believe on cameo available right this second? John
Michael Higgins, No way, really. Yeah, he's been in literally
one thousand sitcoms, one hundred different movie movies, and he's

(16:15):
hosted five hundred something episodes of the game show America says,
which I've appeared on gum have have.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Another person for Gregy to be jealous of. Okay, Cameron,
who used to work here, went on that show.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
While working on this show, and knowing that Greg loved
that show.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I'm the one that brought the show to his attention, right,
And then he went on there with some like dorky
friends of his, a.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Replacement guy had nothing to do with his team. Theme
to go on is like hey where the kickball lea.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, him his dumb wife, and then this friend, right,
and then some chick not you No, And then I said,
well why didn't.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
I was so bummed. I was mad for him. Oh well,
we're supposed to all be a couples. I'm like, Oh,
because I can't lie on TV and just go with
this chick and go, yeah, she's my girlfriend, my super like.
They do some sort of FBI crown check.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Give me a if you're not familiar with John Michael Higgins.
Here he did a little thing for Game Show Network
where he answered questions about his personal life.

Speaker 19 (17:10):
We asked, America, what do you guys want to know
about John Michael Higgins?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Oh that's me, all right? How many suits do you owe?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I don't know in any suits?

Speaker 20 (17:19):
I stealed them from ward? Number two? What's your favorite hobby?
I wrote vocal arrangements?

Speaker 15 (17:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Number three? What's your favorite song?

Speaker 20 (17:27):
Ever? It's the girl from Nemon? What is your secret
for a successful marriage? Shut up and listen? Thank you
to all of our fantastic viewers for submitting such inquisitive question.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I even learned something about myself there. I can't remember what,
but I'm sure it was good.

Speaker 17 (17:44):
You like this guy?

Speaker 4 (17:45):
I do. He's funny and he's actually not gay.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
That's shocking, shocking because he talks like Paul lind He's in.

Speaker 21 (17:52):
All the uh, you know, Christopher Government, Yeah, Christopher guests movie.

Speaker 16 (17:55):
Right.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
He's a very good comedic actor, best in show, right,
talk to dad if you don't mean I don't know
him from but the Bad Teacher?

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I know, yeah, I know his face.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
I said he's been. He's had two guest spots on
every single scom ever existed, that's right, existence so used
to forget.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
This is the like the best one.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
It's great. So yeah one John Michael Higgins from a
game for a network and dud Tarak al Musa from.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Targa takes himself way too seriously.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Why would he if he's such a real estate mogul.
Why is he on camp?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
I know, right?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
And he's always trying to portray himself as a megaballer.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yeah yeah, which he probably is. No, but he goes out.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
He's one of those guys who goes out of his
way to make sure that his watch is in the shot.
Like he could have long sleeves on and he'll pull
it up and just kind of tuck it behind the
face of his watch just.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
To make sure that watch over the cuff or whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
It reminds me of that story that you told about
your one friend when you guys went to uh tell
that story for anybody who doesn't remember.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Friend of mine. Bought these new Farragamo shoes, blue suede
Farragamo shoes. And we go to this restaurant and we
sat at a booth. He was sitting towards the wall,
and within about five minutes he had this massive revelation.
He went, Baby, we need to switch seats. I said why.
He's like, I need to be on the outside so
people can see my shoes, and then crossed his leg

(19:11):
and pointed his foot out people can see my share.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
You don't care about you.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, that's that's tark El Musa. It is it is.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
I have the most embarrassing story. I was driving with
my parents one vacation and we drove, we googled, and
drove tark El Musa's house. His kids were playing up front,
and as I'm driving by, my mom said stop the
car so I can take a picture of his thousand
I'm like, Mom, no, his kids are out there playing.

Speaker 22 (19:41):
Stop the car. Go around the block.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
And I refused, and she got so mad at me
for not stop it. I'm proud of you.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
So your mom's a giant TV fan.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
She makes Woody and I look like novices.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Gregg, let's have like a weekend with your mom and
to and just do like an HG TV marathon.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Let's, oh my god, best weekend ever. I know that
we can do the stalking tour. Yeah, we can stalk
them all. I want to meet Hillary, all.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Right, So I'm saying, uh, cheaper, Okay, can't? Oh yeah,
I say the Game show Network guy's cheaper.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
I'm gonna say Taric Tic he's more of a whore.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
Yeah, quite Frankly, both these guys should should have a
lot of money.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
All right.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Now you have no frame of reference on this, really, Gina.
But who he thinks cheaper?

Speaker 21 (20:23):
H Well, everything you said about this Tark dude sounds
like he'll soak you for whatever you got, turn you
upside down, empty your pockets. So I'm going John Michael Higgins.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
All right, who is a cheaper get four hundred dollars?
WOA got to be one hundred dollars for yes, Taric
ally douche?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Was it hard to do in those commercials? I'll buy
your house, yes, like Tark buys houses dot com. I
believe really.

Speaker 17 (20:50):
Seventy dollars seventy Oh, we'll get you. John Michael Haigen's great.

Speaker 19 (20:54):
Gory is John Michael Higgins sending a big fat kiss
to my favorite radio show, The Woody Show. Yeah, Greg,
I know you're the host.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'm a host too. We have host vibes together.

Speaker 19 (21:07):
I think Sea Bass tells me that you are a
big fan of my show, America says, which I appreciate.
He also says that you're in actual romantic love with me.
I wouldn't suggest it, and that he would that you
would faint if you met me. I'm married and my
wife does faint when she meets me almost every day.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Not a good faint. It's not the faint you want.

Speaker 19 (21:33):
And I'm sure that if if we ever had an
opportunity to meet, you may be fainting more like my
wife does, which is like kind of a medical faint
joke as opposed to a romantic one.

Speaker 23 (21:47):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Anyway, I do appreciate that you're a fan.

Speaker 19 (21:50):
I love to have fans, especially fans with a radio show.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
In a sense of humor.

Speaker 19 (21:55):
Anyway, Sea Bass sends you as regards as well, and
let's keep going with that Woody Show. It's fantastic And
if you would just wish me a little bit more
of America says, I would appreciate it too. Anyway, Greg,
nice to meet you, and a big pile of love
to the Woody Show. Everybody watch it, listen to it,

(22:16):
don't watch it. It's on the radio. It would look
weird by everybody.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
Oh okay, that was awesome.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Mega geeked out over that. I finally figured it out.
Why I know him?

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Yeah, picture perfect? Okay, yeah, he's like the commentator that
pitch perfect.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
Pitch perfect picture Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Along with that, I thought that might have been a
thing too.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
Yeah, Greg, you might have caught a clue in there.
I don't think they've produced me New America says it's two.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
So maybe that's why he's wishing. That's why Cameo never too,
wishing for more America.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
So that was awesome. Thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Well, we got some more Woodies show coming up for
you next.

Speaker 12 (22:55):
Hang on, this is the best fry I've ever had.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have good caw.

Speaker 13 (23:00):
Yeah, it's realistic.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
You can.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
I would love to do that too.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
The wood Show.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Thank you for being here giving us some
of your time this morning. We are the Woody Show.
I'm Whatody. That's Greg Dory hie minutes. Good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Good morning Woody.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
There's a Gina grand we got Sammy, we got Sea Bass.
All right, So phones are open for your first world problems.
Do you have a first world problem that you can
share with us? We're gonna give you a little perspective,
because sometimes it's what it takes to make you realize that, hey,
you know what, in the grand scheme of things, well,
it may seem like a big deal to me right
now in this moment, not so bad. It really truly

(23:41):
is the first world problem. I told you I've had
a number of them recently. One was involving the new
iPhone when I got it, and of course I want
to go set it up, and it said, oh, while
doing it this way over the cloud, your phone should
be ready to go in about forty five minutes to
an hour. And I said, okay, great. So I started

(24:03):
at about you know, five thirty in the evening, seven thirty,
still nothing, nine to thirty, still doing it. I went
to bed with it still doing its thing. Woke up
the next morning for work, it was still trying to
set up it wasn't until about seven o'clock the next
morning that finally it was ready to go. Why does

(24:25):
it take so long? Why does it take so long?
If you if you have direct TV and you know
you have to reset the receiver, why it takes so
long just to come back up?

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Well, you have so much stuff on your phone, that's
I do think it so long?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I do, But I think everybody's got a lot of apps, right, Oh.

Speaker 18 (24:41):
A million and a million pictures videos?

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Right, yeah, exactly, like all your text messages that have
content in it.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I know, But like does that take hours? And hours?
Would even over high speed? Like you could download a
four K movie no time at all.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
But meanwhile, I mean, how much do you having the cloud?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Like?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
I don't know, dude, I don't know. It just but
it took out. We're trying to give you answers.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Also, we've been traveling a lot, and so you know
quick turnarounds. Yeah, and the washing machine broke, yeah, so
had to go getting had to go to a laundry map.

Speaker 18 (25:17):
Really, and which is something you said you'd never do.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, well I sent my wife, but still like, oh god,
I'm not going to have enough stuff? Yeah to turn
it around the time we figured it out. Still first
world problem. And then there was a thing. I was
trying to watch football in the bedroom as I was
packing for one of these trips, and that's when the

(25:42):
soundbar became disconnected to the TV. So I had to repair,
not repair, but like repair it through the bluetooth. Yeah,
but the remote that I needed to get to the settings,
the battery quote unquote was dead. Although it's one of
those remotes that doesn't even have a physical so you
have to plug it into charge it. Oh my god,

(26:04):
So I just watched football silently geez while the remote
then recharged.

Speaker 10 (26:11):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (26:11):
How didn't even know what was happening.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, first world problem.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
Just as your TV, you have a built in like
crappy speakers.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
It does, so don't like that sound. It's the worst choice.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
What do you think I bought a soundbar?

Speaker 7 (26:22):
I thank you, all right?

Speaker 4 (26:24):
My soundbar vibrates. It's so annoying. Yeah, vibrate like when
it's basis.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
I don't think that's a soundbar.

Speaker 11 (26:30):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, So we're gonna get to your calls here eight
seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four, woodie,
And we're gonna compare your first world problem to one
of these that sucks stories, And let's go to the
phone and say hello to Eddie.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 11 (26:47):
Eddie, Hey, good morning you guys.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
All right, so what's your first world problem?

Speaker 24 (26:54):
So yesterday the PlayStation network, the whole system, we're down.
Me and my buddies have planned to online.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, yeah, and meet in person.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
That sucks, right, hang out?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
They couldn't just play in chat over the internet. It's crazy,
all right, Well, Edie, your PlayStation servers were down and
so you couldn't game with your buddies.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
But what about this story?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
This guy in Florida was at a restaurant having a
lovely breakfast with his wife when he sneezed so hard
that parts of his intestines came out. He sneezed them
out of what He's sixty three years old, had recently
had surgery to remove his urinary bladder, and the staples

(27:38):
that were keeping the incision closed had just been taken
out that morning. So when he sneezed, he said, he
noticed a quote wet, sensation and pain and his lower abdomen,
and when he looked down he saw several loops of
that word. Right, there in that context is so gross.

(27:59):
Several loops of pink bell protruding from his now reopened incision.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
He went to the hospital doctors They able to, you know,
push it all back into restitch him up. He's okay now,
no real damage done. But dude, that sucks.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
So I don't know, man, whose problem would you rather have?

Speaker 25 (28:18):
I mean, think about it.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Don't rush, don't.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Rush, I mean really, I mean your problem.

Speaker 24 (28:23):
I like my inside to be inside of me, so
I want my problem.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, all right, good, good, yeah, good, all right, Eddie,
thank you for listening to this show. We appreciate your call. Man,
thank you.

Speaker 15 (28:36):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
You know, all right, you know Eddie, there's Eddie.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
If you got a first world problem, mate, seven seven
forty four, let's go to Ben next. Hey, good morning, Ben, Hey,
good morning guys, Good morning about your first world problem.

Speaker 24 (28:49):
All right, So, my wife and I, because we're we
love our daughter. She just turned sixteen, so we got
her new car, but not a brand new car, because
he gives a sixteen year old a brand brand new car.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
My neighbor, yes, my neighbor did so.

Speaker 24 (29:02):
It's a twenty fourteen. You know, a great little car.
But it has enough to keep her safe on the road.
And so she's driving it around yesterday and we're leaving
her at her school because she's still learning, and she
goes to the trunk of her car and she goes
behind the trunk of her car, starts looking for a button,
can't find a button, starts to wait for leg her
foot underneath the trunk and it's still not opening up.
But she goes, oh my gosh, what is this. This

(29:24):
trunk doesn't even work. And so I said, baby, you've
kind of come over. There's a lever here in the
side of the car. So she got up set because
she had to walk around from the trunk to the
side of the car just to pull the lever to
open the trunk.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Like, wow, that is so much better than hood in
my first car because I had to buy it and
it sucked.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I think it was a death trap.

Speaker 24 (29:46):
Wow, all right, but but you survived though, so fine.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah, okay, but she races a lot of problem.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I mean, when you're sixteen, do that sucks?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
That sucks?

Speaker 14 (29:56):
All right?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Well, let's compare that story to this one. The family
on Australia. There they ended up at the er after
an Italian restaurant served them insect repellent. Yeah, they ordered
cranberry juice and got two glasses of citronella instead. Here
is the family talking about the experience. Warning fun accent ahead.

Speaker 22 (30:18):
Cambry juice came. My daughters went to gulp it down,
and they both spat the cranberry juice out and said,
it's poisoned.

Speaker 26 (30:26):
It's like really disgusting and like how you'd expect like
intycniclant to taste like felt like.

Speaker 22 (30:32):
Somebody had poured fire in your stomach.

Speaker 27 (30:34):
And I was scared that I was going to die, and.

Speaker 22 (30:37):
It felt like you had pins and needles in your
arms and legs.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, so I mean, look that it sucks all but
h who's problem, Ben? Putting up with your your braddy
sixteen year old daughter who's also low experience at their
first world problem there? Or would rather be drinking citronella
when you think you're getting something else.

Speaker 24 (30:54):
I'll take suchranella over MENACE's taco bell reception dinner in
real world, I'll take my daughter's.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
All right, got it? All right?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Thank you very much, Ben, I appreciate the show Slander,
by the way, Slander, Yeah, okay, all right, thank you. Back,
let's go to h Arion. Hey, good morning, good, good morning.
What is your first world problem, sir?

Speaker 23 (31:19):
Well, I work from home. I'm a tax accountant, amongst
other things I do. I work from home for a company.
And uh, I have a setup with like three monitors,
so I have their laptop. But I don't get clients
all the time. So I want to work on my
own stuff, So connect my own laptop. And as soon
as I do that, boom a call comes in and
I have to switch it over. I'm looking fine, and

(31:42):
it doesn't work, and I have to take it off,
put it back in, and once it's done, I go
back to my personal computers. It's like I can't get
anything done with my personal stuff working from home, you know, yeah,
you know, all.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Right, And people say that working from home is it rough?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Oh come on im, all right?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well, check out this story and see who's problem you
rather have. It's a woman in Florida who was returning
a book to the library. When she went to drop
the book in the little dropbox. You know, the box
is swinging metal door snapped back, trapped her finger inside,
which also hid an artery, so there was blood gushing everywhere. Partner.

(32:22):
Her finger even fell down into the drop box.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Geez.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Library employees got her finger out from the bottom of
the drop box. They put it on ice. They got
her to the hospital, but unfortunately not able to reattach
it because there were too many severed nerve endings.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Ah damn.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
So an out of order sign was placed on the
library's book drop box and uh, yeah, there you have it.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
So who's probably would you rather have my friend?

Speaker 23 (32:48):
You can call that blood on the library floor. I'd
rather have my problem.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, that's all I figured.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
That's how I figured.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
All right, Bet, thank you so much, appreciate you listening
to what is show, and thank you again. We've got
more Woody Show next.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Hang on.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
For example, the first thing that we make now instead
of a cuckoo clock, see this is a poopoo clock.

Speaker 11 (33:08):
And what we did seees, we took them turns and
we crammed them in between the number of there.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
So that's one, thirty, two, thirty, three, thirty The.

Speaker 20 (33:14):
Woody Show creating awkward moments between uber drivers and their
customers since twenty fourteen.

Speaker 24 (33:19):
Show, We're going to be right back.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
The Hoodies Show will be right back.

Speaker 11 (33:24):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 19 (33:29):
All right.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
So Sea Bass has a question for everybody. What is
a sign that someone isn't as smart as they think? Now?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
What? What brought this up?

Speaker 7 (33:39):
Well, was talking face to face with Cam Newton and
his stupid, idiotic dumb hat. Yeah, which he has warned
versions of this hat for years.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
What's the style that hat?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
What's it called?

Speaker 7 (33:49):
It's a gout show style, So it's kind of like
a cowboy hat with a flatter brim. A lot of
basic bitches wear this hat.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Had a safety pin on it, and you brought it
up and I saw one in Vegas and I wanted
to buy it for you, but I'm like, he would
to wear it? It would just be a way of munchy.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Well, yeah, and there's a difference between wearing like something again,
so it's like a gaucho style hat. But this particular
we'll play the clip in a moment here. This particular hat.
The company that makes them. They jazz it up by
like drawing on it like a child wood with little
stars and drugs, and like Cam Newton says, we can
play this audience in the today an audio folder there
at would z all right? Cam Newton puts crap in

(34:24):
his You know, Johnny Depp did the same thing for
the longest time, where he would just he'd wear this
scarf and he'd lay it on a jacket. And it
costs an insane amount of money and that's the defense
people use. Well, it costs four thousand dollars, still looks.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
You couldn't afford it. I wouldn't want to it.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
That doesn't make it good.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
So this goes to like Gwyneth Paltrow and all her
goop garbage. That's five thousand dollars or something that why
do you want that? But no, but people who are rich,
I think they're smarter and clever than you by having
these things. Again, this is a me talking to Cam
Newton about his dumb ass hat. Do you give out
or do you keep it a secret? Who does your
hat for you?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
It's no secret.

Speaker 28 (35:01):
It's Mashika Hats based in Bozeman, Montana, as well as
Venice Beach, California. And I got a fresh lineup for
Super Bowl and I'm looking forward to dropping the sauce there.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
And now do you customize them?

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Because al right now you've got a safety pin, a lock,
a button, it's like flare things you add on.

Speaker 28 (35:18):
Everything is all about the details, you know, from safety,
pain to different materials to every single thing. I just
wanted to make certain colors pop. And the people who know,
they know, and yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Yeah, see, you don't get it.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Okay, by the way, those hats run about thirteen hundred dollars.
Oh my god, they have be surprised. They have a
Coachella collection. Okay, they have an astrology collection, so you
can get one for.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Your particular noise.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Sagittarius, Okay, Sagittarius. It's a it's kind of got like
a tie die look on like a brown with pink
and there's a little arrow that something again like looks
like what his daughter drew five years ago. You're not
as smart or interesting as you think you are. That
hat looks dumb. Because it's expensive doesn't mean it's worth
worth more you are. You're making yourself look stupider by

(36:05):
wearing this like high end fashion that just looks bad.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, I mean we were talking about the people who
just use big words. They string them together in their
social media post because they want people to think that
they're saying something like really intelligent, good one.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
And also that goes to my next clip. This is
from the d UIQ. Remember this girl and hippies do
this a lot, where they basically talk to you. They
think of bigger words than they need to use. I
mean Mena's right.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah, of course we.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
Have words, but they spring them together like they're kind
of rhyming. They're kind of being like the cat in
the hat essentially, and they think just by rambling on
and stringing words together that you won't notice how stupid
they are.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Again from the Duy.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Two divided by five is what percentage?

Speaker 23 (36:47):
Isn't it funny that the simplicity of the simpletons bringing
the easy.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Entertainment so it's too divided by five?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah, I don't do divisions. Well, I'm much more into
the geometry. Geometry simpletons. All right?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Can I go zero to political? And everybody really do so?
I will throw this out there because every time this
person opens their mouth like you don't know what the
hell they're talking about? Here we go WestEd.

Speaker 29 (37:16):
During the course of being vice president, have many situations
where it becomes clear to me that there are, you know,
people of every age and gender, by the way, who
see something about being the first that lets them know,
they don't need to be limited by other people's limited

(37:37):
understanding of who can do what?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
What do you understand the worst? Like what the hell
are you talking about? And that's every clip. Yeah, but
there's a lot of people like that, like, Okay, so
when people do it, it's in a condescending tone and
they start talking in a way where they think, in
their own mind they're saying something really wise and profound.
You're making you're talking in circles. You make no sense.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
That's very mad.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
I don't we probably don't even have the clip, but
the it's the whole the IRAQ such as Miss South Carolina, Yeah, twenty.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Twelve or whatever that was. Yeah, I've got that.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Yeah, so that's that's number one. Yeah, if you're if
you're talking, Uh remember, oh god, that jackass Aaron Rodgers
when he was he was trying to be I'm inoculated
when people were asking me.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, he thought he.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Was so clever and smart than everybody. No you aren't, jackass.
Uh so yeah, definitely on my list of things people
do when they are not not to sound smarter than
they actually are and actually makes you sound stupider. Yeah,
I have another one here, okay, and this is actually
this is unplayed clip. This is from Menas's interview with
the Bigfoot Hunter and Big Thing. That's so yeah, they

(38:42):
and Menas is talking about, you know how like making
all the writing all these books must be very hard,
and this guy's like, well, no, actually it's uh, it's
actually I'm it is hard, but I I dumbed them
down for the common man, even though I'm actually a
mega genius.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
So I don't even remember you don't remember any Yeah,
well it's super high, all right.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I don't like intellectuals, all right, for they.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Always think they're as smartest people in the room. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Technically I am, but that doesn't mean I'm never to
do anything with it. I mean I got an IQ
two hundred and five. Oh do you Yeah, it's one
of the highest recorded on the planet. Something is in
totally useless that my wife had to domesticate me.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Bigfoot? Do you think what do you think the intelligence
level is? If you would say, if we had to
put it in like an IQ form.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I Q is a stupid thing to begin with. It
doesn't really say anything.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
You just said, thank you. That's what I've been saying, f.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Off, Georget. You don't have an IQ of two hundred five.
No one in the world does, because the IQ scale
really only goes up to two hundred. Basically like, once
you get above one forty one sixty, you're a super genius.

Speaker 13 (39:56):
What about extra credit?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Well, that's the whole point, you start at the base level.
This guy says he's the smartest guy in the room
because I am. You know, he believes in bagfoot.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
That's my point.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
He's negating everything by that.

Speaker 7 (40:08):
And you'll say, sea best. Don't you talk about being
a member of MENSA. You are, by definition, in the
top two percent smartest people on the planet. Yes, but
I actually know what that means. This guy doesn't know
what IQ means. He took some online IQ test, got
a fake number two oh five, and he parades it around.
Like Greg just said, while talking.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
About talking about something that does not exist exactly, you
don't know that we know, ye debatable exactly.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
So that's another sign when you when you throw out
an IQ thing a number and you really don't know
what the hell that means.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Here's one of the text a sign that people aren't
as smart as they say are as when they're using
their job title as a status symbol.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
Yes, anytime I hear I'm the president of this or
the same thing with degrees, I have a master's and
blah blah blah, I have a master's in what social sciences?

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Nothing? Really, I have a master's. Way to go?

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Yeah right, I'm the CEO.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Okay, So, and you want to hear the Miss South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Oh, I love her.

Speaker 14 (41:03):
We Some polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't
locate the US on a world map.

Speaker 13 (41:09):
Why do you think this is?

Speaker 14 (41:12):
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do
so because some people out there in our nation don't
have that. And I believe that our education like such
as South Africa and direct everywhere like such as and

(41:32):
I believe that they should our education over here and
the US should help the US or should help South Africa,
it should help Direct in the Asian countries so we.

Speaker 13 (41:44):
Will be able to build up our future.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Or thank you very much, South Carolina. Here comes the
problem with society. At the end of that clip, you
hear people clapping. People should be to be nice.

Speaker 7 (41:55):
Outrage they're either silent or booming or booming.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Yeah, one of the two.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
This one came in says, my boss regurgitates podcasts about
inspiration in the workplace, so we can sound wise. We're
constantly cleaning up the messes he's made.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
That is a huge one. People who influencer or like
light life life, coach culture as I call about he
sees on Instagram or pop we got to just expand
your horizons and you know, stretch your boundaries. They don't
really have any way to do that, but it just
sounds nice to say.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
All right, so hit us up on the text. What
would you add on to the signs that someone isn't
as smart as they think? Let us know on that
text two two nine eight seven you also give us
a call eight seven seven forty four Wooding the Woody Show,
SeaBASS was give us some examples signs someone isn't as

(42:43):
smart as they think. He's talking about his little conversation
there with Cam Newton. Stem hats yeah, super Bowl radio, Yeah,
stupid hat, super Bowl radio.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Row.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
But somebody said, hey, guys, I used to work for
a big aerospace company. Won't say which one, but the
boss slash honor is quote face, and the engineers always
thought they were better because they had a degree, and
some of us peasants actually are doing all the work,
yet they were always making mistakes.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
I will tell you as an engineer myself, that was
something we were always warned against, is that, you know,
let's say the guy who's designing whatever, in this case,
a rocket ship, he's going to have a degree, he's
gonna have a PhD. But but you're gonna have some
resentment and there's gonna be some friction between the guys
who are actually machining the parts, yeah, or doing the
same things. So you have to like respect their effort
and vice versa, and don't try to talk down to them,
and so on and so forth.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Also, the people just kind of throw a degree around, like, oh,
well I have a degree from wherever that I'm super
proud of, like whatever, you know, school they went to.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
What we'll do with it?

Speaker 7 (43:39):
Show me your work, show me what you've actually done.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
People who constantly google something to either fact check or
give the answer while pretending it came from memory or knowledge.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
First off, that's a obvious slam at it to someone
who's very smart. But what happens.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Typing, Actually that does happen. What has is no no
because can we use it?

Speaker 22 (43:59):
It?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Can we give an example?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Please do all right?

Speaker 13 (44:02):
Uh, when when sea bests looking stuff up, you always
look stuff up.

Speaker 12 (44:06):
I always verify that's what I'm saying though, and then
go like, oh, excuse me, And I see you over
there on your computer googling things.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
That was the example that came up recently.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (44:17):
I had mentioned there was someone on the text that
had said, uh, life's tough, get.

Speaker 13 (44:21):
A helmet and what he thought it was funny, And I.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
Said, oh, that's for a quote from Boy Meets World,
And I see you over here googling Boy Meets World
to verify in which I was right, and you didn't
say anything that you're like looking all of this stuff up, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
He looks like if anybody says anything, he will google
it just to make sure he doesn't have the opportunity
to tell that you're dumb and wrong. Right, But you
will sit there and then also when you're you're you know,
revealing the information that was wrong. It does come, which
is where this text come from. It comes across in
a way where you're.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Like, oh, I know, I've known this the entire time.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
You don't acknowledge that you just looked at her like,
for Sammy's example, I wasn't looking it up to then.
I was saying, oh, that's interesting because I've heard that
side of sort of quote before, and I think I
was actually sending that text or a link to that
clip for you.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
I believe you know what.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I think you owe him an apology.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
All right, Yeah, but I'm not People don't understand. I'm
not here, like, not every word that comes in a
menaces or whoever's mouth, I'm not like. But if something
sound something sounds off, or someone asks a question that
it would could use some more information, then I will
look stuff up.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Now, when you say you're not sitting there over there
doing that, you say that for the rest of us,
because Greg obviously does not fall under the umbrella of
I don't do that. You could. You will certainly do
that for Greg anytime you can prove Greg wrong. But
not every word that comes out of his mouth. It's
something that I was like, that doesn't sound quite right
or it just feels that way, right Greg.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I guess I don't see it, Sam but I don't know.
I mean, I do think everybody is guilty of that
in some way.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
People a sign that someone is not as smart as
they think. People that habitually play.

Speaker 7 (45:59):
The lottery, well, they call it a stud attacks for
a reason.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
On the all right, that's the retirement. Please can't when
if you don't.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Know exactly, they call it a tax on people who
can't do math.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
You miss one shot?

Speaker 7 (46:13):
Shots?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
What What did Randy say?

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Michael Scott?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
He missed, he missed the shots? The what was it?
What was it? What was you don't the Randy?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yeah, the shots you don't take? You was trying to
quote Randy.

Speaker 25 (46:27):
Yeah, yeah, some shoot shoot you're gonna make.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Oh yeah, some shot. Some shots you shoot you're not
gonna make.

Speaker 25 (46:36):
And then also we'll get it right next week.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Oh, some shots you shoot you're gonna make.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
So yeah, I had oh yeah, here it is, and
we had the clip. Not every shot you shoot you're
gonna make.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
I mean he is right.

Speaker 10 (46:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Let me tell you when I go into the when
I go into the computer to find that Randy clip,
and I just text and shot Randy getting shot comes
up a lot. Yeah yeah, with the with the taser,
all right, and then you get this one. Not every
shot you shoot you're gonna make. And we are into

(47:20):
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Good morning, everybody. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
We got menace is sea beans? Yes, Sammy phones are
up in eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
hit us up with a text over to two to
nine eight seven. A couple of the after hours voicemails.
I'm gonna get to those and follow up some some
stuff that we were talking about. You can always call
it after hours voicemail, same number that you would use
during the regular show until ten o'clock. After ten it

(47:51):
becomes an after hours voicemail. So if you're listening to
the podcast, you got your thoughts on something, or uh,
you see something you don't want to forget to call
us the next morning. You can call us anytime, leave
us a message at eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
And then uh yeah, there's one message that we got
about this guy hooked up with this merry chick and
something that happened in the course of that, And it's
going to lead in some fun facts that I have

(48:12):
for you on something. It's come up quite a bit
on this show, especially here more recently. All right, so
even one of those uh here to defend yourselves. It
was a topic of It was a topic of that segment.
We've got a couple stories here, little babies. An eight
year old Pekinese is the latest winner of the World's
Ugliest Dog contest. Did you see this thing? No, his

(48:35):
name is wild thingnng wild Thing doc.

Speaker 11 (48:40):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
This is at the Sonoma Marine Fair in Petaluma, California.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
So these are the these are the things that look
like like half formed wookies.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, so wild Thing, I guess finished second
three times in previous years. Nice a rolling tongue, just
unruly fair.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
It looks like a really messed up on.

Speaker 13 (49:02):
It, like it's ever had a haircut or ever been brushed.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
It also helps to have that perma tongue.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah yeah, it's usually because they're missing teeth. By the way,
Weepy Woody almost made an appearance. Oh I watched I
watched this video and it was this dog that had
been pretty much abandoned. It's kind of that that what's
the kind of dog you got?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
What's that? Sammy the Urkie?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, it wasn't a Yorki but had that same kind
of looking face. But this thing had just been abandoned
where it was so matted. They took off like seventeen
pounds of matted fur. This thing could barely moved, but
it got adopted and its psyched. It's like the happiest

(49:44):
dog on earth. So it was like, you know, quite
the transformation after they you know, got them all cleaned
up and got all that matted fur off of them.
But I'm thinking, like, man, how does anybody do that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:54):
I think, how did nobody see this?

Speaker 7 (49:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
And how did nobody see this dog before this moment
where they got him in were able to clean him up?
Like how was he out there that long? Or was
he not out there? I guess maybe he was just
with these douchebags.

Speaker 14 (50:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (50:07):
I was thinking maybe like a puppy mill type of
dog that they just don't care for.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Probably, But the owners of wild Thing the world's Ugliest
Dog five thousand dollars prize.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
You know that's good, not bad. Get some work for
that dog, true dude.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Also, there was a gidness world record set a Great
Dane in Iowa named Kevin, which I always think is
funny when people just give their I don't like a
name like Kevin for a dog yeah. I mean, my
dog's name is Cassie, and that could be a that
could be a person's name. Or what about Greg's dog
named after MENACE's sister, right.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
CALLI yeah, Caleard very odd right.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Anyway, So this dog, Kevin, is now the record holder
for tallest dog in the world. So they measure from
the ground to the top of their shoulder blades, you know,
when the dog is standing on all fours and the
official measurement was refeet two inches tall, and when he
stands on his hind legs, he's well over.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Six feet geez. So each a big baby that size.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
The owner say, he's still deathly afraid of the vacuum.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
That's so funny. I have always wanted a Great Dane,
but they don't have a long life fan.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they say, too big, right, eight
years or something?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Cleaning out those dumps massive, calling out a wheelbarrow for
a rock.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yeah, I love Great Danes so much.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Weight after hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four what
some follow ups? This is follow up to some of
the food news that we were talking about.

Speaker 11 (51:38):
Hey, what so I was just calling because I wanted
to pose an idea for you guys. You guys have
been going on about the Little Caesar's crazy puff. So
I was proposing a idea for like a food chill,
and you guys go like, see if menace can eat? Like, oh, no,
ten bucks is in ten minutes. I don't know you

(52:01):
guys come up with an idea for how many? But
I was just eating a bunch and I was like,
it would be a great idea for a food chill
and you can give him in sauce.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
That was just my idea.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
We can even love you guys hashtag allie and fake
guys love you.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
Yeah, I'm sure the food challenge will be whatever number
where I get to puke.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yes, well, no, there are four to an order, and
I'll tell you one order is plenty for me. You know,
I'm big and fat, so I mean it's it's it's
like a perfect size. And it's like what four bucks
three ninety nine or something like that for.

Speaker 25 (52:37):
For all four of them.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
And oh we got to get the garlic butter dip
kind of like that Papa John's garlic, you know, not
a marinara style. There's all different sausage you can chose.
That's the one that's the one that I will now look,
I get I get where he's coming from. But I
think Menace is kind of retired from food challenges. I
because well, remember okay Yogi challenge. At least in what

(53:01):
he show was he said he gave one hundred little munchkins, right, yeah, right,
he got through about forty puked and then we had
a couple other ones, and he's always puked, And I
think Menace has even realized that he is he's past
his prime when it comes to these years ago. We're
talking years and years. I mean when he first rolled
out the bacon eater, Yeah, he said that he would eat.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Six of them. I got to like four and a half,
and then yeah, I was Calma, dude, he was in mad.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Yeah he was not even mentally and Wendy's got mad
at me because I puked.

Speaker 17 (53:30):
They were a sprier yeah, barf.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
But then then then then they also said that they
had a spike in sales in the area.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Really yeah, because they sound good?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah, five And how you feel after that doesn't sound good,
but like what it is sounds good.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Exactly, You're all sweaty.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
People watched the video a trillion times and went in bottom.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Yeah, well my bad. Sorry.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
Yeah, you want to do a crazy puff challenge?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I mean, how do would you do? Oh?

Speaker 6 (54:03):
I mean if what he says a whole box fills them,
I probably could do It'll probably be I would hit
two and a half boxes and then pute, probably right.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Two and a half I would Yeah, I'd put it
like a two. I think you can get through two.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
All right, sales team, Hey, don't come out. I still
crushed it on the Weeni eating contest.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
Well you did, thank you?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, very good after ivers voicemail eight seven seven forty four.
What is some advice on food from this one show?

Speaker 15 (54:29):
Question mostly for minutes. I got a pretty long road
trip coming up several several hours, and uh, I was
wondering what I should take for road snack. I was
thinking of making a candy salad for you. Dump like
a bunch of your favorite candies into like a bowl.
I figured a seeable container. Yeah, take that with me.
Maybe some like dots pretzels, those are so good, and

(54:52):
then maybe like some Swiss rolls. Oh yeah sure, yeah,
some type of pastry perhaps. But I was wondering what
your guys' favorite roads snacks or or maybe some recommendations
you give to me and maybe inspire me and try
some new things out on my trip.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
So that was it, all right?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
So you're on something with the Swiss rolls those are
good or the ho hos, you know the same thing.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
It's good. Yeah, so good.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
As a person that's that road trips constantly, there is
three items that I always get. I get checks makes.
It was always good original. Yeah, it's a little salty.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
You also say for something like that, I would agree
with you, but I go with a what's that mix
from Target? That I oh, it's called monster with all
the trail mixes and stuff. It's straight candy can't Yeah,
there's some puts in there, but puts it's not even
the same. It's peanuts mixed, you know what I'm saying.
But it's like something you can kind of grab a
little small handful and because of the peanuts in there,

(55:50):
like it is, it does feel filling, you know.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
So I'm small no chocolate, peanut butter chocolates.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
So there's like M and ms.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
There's a little regular emine, little chocolate chips, little peanut
butter chips. Oh yeah, oh it's so good.

Speaker 17 (56:06):
There.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
I also get raisins yet honey roasted peanuts by themselves.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Those are good.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Number two? And then what's the third one?

Speaker 6 (56:14):
And then I get a sour patch kids. Yeah, all right, yeah,
that's the three items. Yeah, and then I mean somewhere
on the way.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Any other suggestions, Uh, I like combo, I will get
combos for a plane ride. See, I always forget about combos.
And I was gonna say until I get to the airport.
And that's where I always see them. I don't think
I've seen them in like in the regular life, like
at the grocery store.

Speaker 12 (56:39):
I always see them at gas station or convenience stores.
It's there's such a road.

Speaker 7 (56:42):
Trip foods, like, oh yeah, combo combos.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Got the cheese or you got to the pepperoni pizza
ones cheese? Also cracker or pretzel cracker.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
What about the blue cheese blue cheese?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
There's blue cheese combos? The god yeah, my mental hang.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Up with the combos is they look like dog trees.
I would not mete if you try.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
Speaking of checks, max, I have been eating the maxed
spicy dill favors.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I haven't tried it.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
It's yeah, it's dill and spice and it's actually hot.

Speaker 14 (57:13):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (57:13):
The only problem is on a road trip, I'm thinking
it might fire up the old after burners.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Oh I'm good.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
I think the only thing that has affected my stomach
in years is that ceral bomb that made me with
the fried chicken because.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
It's oily milk. Yeah, but oil and milk, everything else
I can tough out. How did that affect you?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, yeah, I tell you. Let's take the break.

Speaker 10 (57:35):
First.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I got another after hours voicemail. This is a guy
he uh, he went out and he hooked up with
a merry chick and something happened during this hookup that
he wanted to share with us. And then also, I'll
go nicely into a little round of fun facts on
this particular thing that we were talking about with its feet.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Okay, there was.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
A foot incident, but I got some foot fetish fun facts.
We've been wondering. We've been wondering, Yeah, like, what is
it with these Uh don't get foot fetishes still though
so popular, so mainstream all of a sudden, at least
it seems that way. The people with the foot fetish
is like, oh, this is nothing new for you, But
for everybody else, it just seems like it's so like popular, right, well, yeah,

(58:17):
it's too public now and quite honestly, yeah, like people
have way too much of a accepting like an accepting mentality.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, dude, no it's not cool.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Explain. But yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
So we've got foot fetish fun facts that will be
that will be coming up here after the break and
this after hours voicemail here about how this guy hooked
up with this merry chick and what happened That will
be next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Hanging on, We're going to take a little bit of
a break in the meantime, Please lower your standards.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
The Woody Show with that before I get to this
after hours voicemail. And then also the foot fetish fun
facts because I know you can't wait that well you
we'll use that to to tease to keep it around
and keep listening.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
But as I had mentioned, you know, it's a it's
a new day here on the Woody Show. And so
I mean, there are things that still need to get done,
and a man who has stepped up in our time
of need. The ladies and gentlemen, I give you our
good friend, the sports dude, Jeff G. Jeff what's up?

Speaker 22 (59:25):
Man?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Hey, thank you guys for answering myke Craigslist post.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
Thank you somebody answer.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Now, Bort has known you for a long time. Menace
has known you for a long time. He works at
one of our other stations. Uh here in the building.
He produces the Cruise Show, and uh, like Jeff apparently
is just as I see you gotta you gotta excuse me, man,
I didn't know that you. I knew who you were
as far as what you do with the producing, I

(59:55):
didn't know you were such a sports guy.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah, I did it for a very long time and
kind of transition into producing.

Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
Was it Menace that vouch for me?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
And yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
And then and then and then bored, big big mistake.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Guys, your reputations are bad already anyway.

Speaker 10 (01:00:11):
It's fine. We can't make it any worse.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
Yeah, but you do like TV and stuff like that.

Speaker 10 (01:00:15):
Yeah, I've done TV. Yeah, I gotta be okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Yeah, every once in a while I'll do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
All Right, what's your what's what's your favorite sport? What's
your number one sport?

Speaker 10 (01:00:24):
Actually? I love soccer, soccer, basketball, football.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Soccer and basketball football, Okay, soccer, But I see you
like doing a bunch of baseball reporting as well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I do a lot of course, I do a lot
of baseball reporting as well, So anything and everything. Man,
I love sports in general. I'm addicted. You know, watch it,
watch it all the time. Ask my wife, she hates it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Well, I just I just wanted to thank thank Jeff
for stepping up again in our in our time and
need I mean, the sports need to be covered. And
you know, I know enough, but I do enough talking
around here. But yeah, so Jeff's gonna be handling a
lot of the sports at least here in the meantime
in the inter I'm like, he's got a real.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Job, you guys. Yeah, I'm kind of busy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
He's producing the Cruise show on on Real ninety two three.
But I thank you for helping us out, my man.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
No, I appreciate the opportunity. Man, you're wearing a sports
shirt that maybe I'm not getting. It's a piece of toast.
He's not wearing a sports shirt. Well no, but it
says golf.

Speaker 10 (01:01:19):
Yeah, that's that's that's from Tyler the creator. Yeah, he's
a rapper.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Yeah, this is my shirt I picked up in London.

Speaker 10 (01:01:27):
It's beans and toast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Now, Greg, if I was in the studio with you
guys and I was there to see it for myself,
I would have totally known what that was like.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Yeah, you know, I have a hunger for no. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
His brand of clothing is called golf.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
Yeah, and it has nothing to do with sports.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
I've learned so much now I'm done for the day.

Speaker 23 (01:01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Are you married?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
You have kids?

Speaker 24 (01:01:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I'm married.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I got two teenagers who play basketball. They're both holler
than me, six five and six two damn.

Speaker 24 (01:01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Yeah, So thank you for having me on because you're
helping me feed them all the food that they train.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
It's just nice to have somebody else around who has
got kids.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
I'm the only one in here, dude.

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
You know, how old are you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Nobody else who works on the show has kids. They
don't you know.

Speaker 10 (01:02:10):
They don't understand the troubles we go through.

Speaker 11 (01:02:12):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Yeah, we don't know what troubles.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah, you don't know what real love is. That's thirteen, right,
fifteen and eleven. Yeah, my son just turned fifteen. My
daughter will be August, and uh, my daughter will be August.
She'll be twelve in August.

Speaker 10 (01:02:24):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
At least you have a girl to break it up.
I got two boys and myself in the house of
my poor wife.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Man, you know, struggles a way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Well, Jeff is here, Jeff g and dude, thank you again.
And I want to know do you enjoy feet, like
in a sexual context? Are you a foot guy?

Speaker 10 (01:02:43):
Clean feet?

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:02:44):
Clean feet?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Man, you'll seek some toes.

Speaker 10 (01:02:47):
Yeah, that's my wife. I get down. Gotta keep happy man.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Sure, Oh wow? So what is none of you.

Speaker 19 (01:02:59):
Ladies?

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
Nobody, guys are missing out?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Man, right, guys, this is exactly what we've been saying. Man,
throw some sauce up on it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
What we've been saying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
It's so big, it's so popular, it's so mainstream now,
and like nobody has really given us a clear explanation
about like what is it about? I mean it's a foot,
Like what is it about a foot that it's so appealing?

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I mean do you even know here?

Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
I mean, listen, it's it's a party.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
A part of the body that gets part of gets
looked after, you know, like everybody goes right for the
parts that we all know and love, right, but the
heat sometimes are underserved.

Speaker 14 (01:03:38):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
So you got to make sure that all all parts
of the body are appreciated.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
On your leg, okay, but so are the elbows.

Speaker 25 (01:03:44):
Like, well, in the heat of the moment, though, Greg,
you're gonna go after whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
You imagine somebody sucking on an elbow? Sure, yeah, throw
some I don't know, again, maybe I throw some sauce
up on it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Maybe if there's some cane saucy. Yeah, now you're talking, Jeff,
you got.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
I'm with you. There's a lot of joking and funniness,
but there's still no explanation.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Right, No, again, it's overlooked. There's a lot of body
parts that are Yeah, like we've.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Asked for decades and people just really can't get out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
There's nothing naughty about it, you know what I mean.
Like it's just the foot, like you know, I get
like boobs or obviously you know, vagina butts, like that's
the stuff that keeps you know, covered up. But like
people show off their feet or their hands.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
You don't see people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I mean, I guess people put fingers in their mouth,
but I mean it's not like people are worshiping hands.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Right, well, no hand fed?

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Well, Greg, how come you don't find boobs in vagina?

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Yeah? Those are overlooked.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
By this guy he hooked up with a married chick
and he left this message on the after hours voicemail.

Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
Dude, you guys, you guys the first one I thought
of the married chick online from a couple of West
site cool and all went over there.

Speaker 24 (01:04:56):
And got down and fred out. So either he jump
out or come home and shoot.

Speaker 23 (01:05:03):
So I had to fail out.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
But she.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
See she licked his toes and sucked on his toes.
That's kind of rare, don't she very rare?

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Like do you often hear that at all about women
begin to feed?

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
No, and I'm not surprised she's a swinger. I mean,
this is all tracking. Okay, she's WEIRDO.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Somebody on on the tech said women worship hands. Women
like hands. Yeah, they like the look of the dude's hands,
but they're not noticed them. Yeah, they're not like you know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Them taking secret photos of dudes hands.

Speaker 12 (01:05:39):
No, but it is one of the first things that
you'll notice about a guy is their hands.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
It's so weird when you see in porn like some women,
you know, using their feet on a dude instead of
like a handy like a footy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Oh yeah, that's so weird. That takes a lot, of course, yeah,
lot of a lot of skills, lots of skills of skill.
But real quick, what would a hand deal breaker be? Like,
what are you looking for?

Speaker 13 (01:06:04):
Well, I'm looking. It's weird because I look to kind
of make sure they move right. Some people's hands are.

Speaker 12 (01:06:10):
Not they don't move right, And I look for dirty
fingernails are disgusting to me. They don't need to be
like manicured, like, oh I went and got the minicures.

Speaker 13 (01:06:17):
Just cut your nails and make sure they're not dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Yeah, all right, this one says, come on, y'all, don't
know what a fetish is to begin with, It has
to do with a person's first sexual experience.

Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
Not necessarily experience with the foot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Yeah you know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
I mean the way that usually the toasa thing comes
along is massage first, then you know, then you top
it off with the you know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Yeah, okay, it's the finishing move ye wrestling, you know,
yeah exactly. So I found some fun facts. You guys know,
I'm a big fan of fun fact. So the question was,
what is it about feet that's such a turn on?
And according to a twenty twenty three survey on this
more than half of the respond and said that the
biggest turn on for them was just the taboo nature
of foot fetishes, but that you would assume that would

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maybe go away, like maybe they wouldn't be into it
as much now that it is like mainstream and nobody
cares anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Well, we do, clearly, but because.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
There's one person doing the shock people is what they're
trying to say no, because, like Greg says, naughty, right,
and when it doesn't seem as naughty anymore, that kind
of takes away some of the appeal. One person said,
the dirtiness and disgust that is associated with feet in
many cultures just makes it all the more appealing. It's
like a forbidden fruit that I just want to say,

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there's something intimate about seeing someone's bare feet, since it's
usually reserved for the beach, a pool, or a private
setting like someone's home.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Wow that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
Her feet open to shoes or sandals?

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Did WoT a rest?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
How people explore this? Fesh says there's no one way
to satisfy one's foot fetish. For some, it's a concept
that they might enjoy just fantasying about in their erotic
imagination without actually acting on it. Some like to lick
or suck on their partner's toes, or massage or caress
or smell the feet. You get your nose there, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (01:08:12):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Do you like this little piggy went to the market?
Do you do you like a little cute stuff?

Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:08:17):
One at a time? What a time?

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
And I refuse to paint the nails too that you know,
I'll suck on them for you, but you know I'm
not gonna.

Speaker 11 (01:08:23):
Paint your nails.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Yeah you know, yeah, get nuts.

Speaker 26 (01:08:26):
And put the stone on your heel and all that
stuff line, all right, and then this one. Foot fetishes
are more mainstream than they seem, and that is true,
says though some people turn their nose up at foot fetishes,
having a foot fetish not all that different from loving
large boobs or a big.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Ass quote unquote. It's literally one of the tamest and
most common fetishes out there. As long as a foot
fetish or any sexual desire is explored in a consensual way, Okay,
no kidding, it isn't distressing to the individually, something to
be enjoyed rather than look down upon. We just didn't
get I don't care what you do you can do
whatever the hell you want in the privacy of your
own bedroom. I'm just I'm curious as to what is it, like,

(01:09:09):
what is so appealing? I can't understand. I say the
same thing with Greg. Really man, dudes like I we'll
see like some really hot Yeah, it does to Greg
A number of times. We'll be somewhere like you know,
some really hot chicks on TV. I go Greg, nothing, He's.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Like, no love. I could appreciate looks, but nothing, you know,
no tingle down there?

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Really well, Jeff Garcia, everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:09:33):
Yeah, thank you for having me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Greg.

Speaker 10 (01:09:35):
I'm gonna take my shoes off right now. And you
see if you get.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
A tingle, do you do you maintain your feet?

Speaker 11 (01:09:42):
Jeff?

Speaker 10 (01:09:43):
I do? I do. They're good, They're in good stand people.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
People have been trying to get me to go because
they're like, dude, what you gotta do is you got
to go get like the manny petty.

Speaker 10 (01:09:52):
I've never done that either.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
They're like, you know, I'm like, I'm a guy. They're like, no,
you don't have to put polish on it. But like
they're just like kind of cut and file and you know,
your cuticles, which I don't think I have a problem
with cuticles, but like on the feet, they're like, oh man,
they put them in the hot water and they massage,
and you know, they kind of go up to your
like calves with the massage, Like can you just get
like a massage?

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Maybe? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
I'm just afraid those stars are comfortable though they don't.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Know my pain level, you know, when they're like cutting
everything to lower Yeah, I'd rather do it myself. That's
why my stuff's all mingled.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Man who uses a knife on his callus YU.

Speaker 10 (01:10:30):
To show of hands.

Speaker 28 (01:10:31):
Who's getting I'm not askin, I'm demanded.

Speaker 10 (01:10:36):
It's the show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Hi, welcome back. Got one more after hours voicemail. This
is a follow up. Uh, we were talking about I
think it was a diarrhea of topics. What is the
story from your life that sounds fake but it was
actually real?

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Oh right? I remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Yeah, and this this woman called him with this crazy.

Speaker 27 (01:10:58):
Story in Atlanta. Here listening to the segment about stories
that sound fake but are real. Back in twenty twelve,
my family took me and my brother on a trip
to Italy because we graduated college and I had a
taken moment. You know, the Liam Neeson movie that Greg

(01:11:19):
loves so much. I was walking down the street in
Sorrento with my dad and we were window shopping, and
all of a sudden, he stops to look at something,
and I keep walking and I get farther and farther
away from him and don't realize it. And then suddenly
this guy on a motorcycle pulls up next to me,
and he looks at me and says from United States.

(01:11:40):
And before I could say anything, he took his arm
and grabbed me and tried to pull me close to
him and started to rev the engine. My dad saw
that this was happening, screamed. He's six ' six by
the way, started running towards me, and he pushed me
off the motorcycle and sped away. And that's how I

(01:12:00):
almost got taken in Italy. Love you guys, What the hell.

Speaker 13 (01:12:06):
That is the nightmare?

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
You are from United I think, Yes, he's Russian and
he's in Italy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
I think after that, she can't even go to Olive
Garden anymore. Yeah, triggered she that's scary, that crazy? Yes,
it does sound fake. Yeah, I know, uh, I know
one person that almost got abducted when they were a kid,
just when they're outside playing. This was like in the eighties.

Speaker 6 (01:12:31):
Really, yeah, it kind of actually happened to me as well. Really,
I share the story once.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Where was this story for fifteen years?

Speaker 28 (01:12:39):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
I shared it like once before. But I was out
in the middle of nowhere with a friend of mine
and we were like building like this little makeshift dam
and making it like a little fake waterfall. And this
guy comes up and he has a he has a leash,
and he's like, oh, hey, guys, have you seen my

(01:13:00):
missing dog or whatever? And we're like, no, man, we
haven't seen your missing dog. And then like that week,
that guy got busted for like taking kids and stuff.
So it probably was kind of scoping out or something. Yeah,
but since there was two, was like, I can't carry
this kid's Yeah, but since there was two of us,
that's probably whying happened.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
But he so, yeah, you know eight seven seven forty four. Yeah,
if you hear a topic or you know, you're listening
whatever whatever you got, you can always leave it any
time after ten am. I'm after hours voicemail eight seven
seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
We're showing that out there? Is it two good? It's
pretty good. I hope it's not too I'm thinking maybe
it's not good. When the Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four wood he
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy
Morgan's here, we got boards. Vaughan is here, our video
producer and a big decision to make here this morning.
It's a tough choice. Who will be the douchebag of
the day. Okay, And I've got a couple of options

(01:14:07):
for you, okay. Option number one is about how this
girl throw a party while her mom and dad were
out of town.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Who hasn't done that?

Speaker 23 (01:14:16):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
And she made the invitation public. Oh and more than
one hundred kids showed up. Oh man, and they thought
it would be fun to intentionally trash the place just
to get her in trouble. It's like, yo, she's throwing
a party. Yeah, why would you want to get the
person throwing the party in trouble?

Speaker 8 (01:14:34):
Yeah, you're welcome, sonthing like girl behavior? I hate that, right?

Speaker 10 (01:14:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
And it it was legitimate vandalism. Now here's the mom
on the local news talking about some of what they
did to the house.

Speaker 22 (01:14:46):
They superglued cups to my counters and cinnamon. My countertops
come apart from the wall now because they were standing
and dancing on counters. Somebody ate my plant, ruin out.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
The kids because it sounds like she's kind of crying,
But I don't know. She really loved that plant.

Speaker 8 (01:15:09):
They need help.

Speaker 13 (01:15:11):
I would be so mad if someone ate my plant.
I've been growing it for six years.

Speaker 12 (01:15:15):
I've had it since it was sitting on my little table,
and now it's so big.

Speaker 13 (01:15:18):
If somebody ate that, I would cry.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Basically, does not want you to eat your bush?

Speaker 8 (01:15:23):
Guys, good one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
I'm a plant plant. Sorry plant.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
I just feel, you know what, I feel really bad
for the girl. Yeah too, Like she's trying to, you know,
do something fun. Does she breaking the rules risking getting
in trouble with her parents?

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
But like, why would you do stuff to intentionally get
her in trouble? I mean she made the mistake of
making the imitation public. Yeah, oh for sure, that was
that was her fault.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
I think the biggest number of people I had was
like twenty five people I.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
Met really and I and I cleaned the house so
much that I think like, oh, did I clean it
way too much where it's noticeable?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Like why, Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have twenty five people
at my house today. Yeah, young, But even still I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 16 (01:16:02):
Then.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I certainly would have done even the other stuff that
I did that was you know, troublesome or whatever. I
don't think I would have had the balls to throw
a party with my parents out.

Speaker 14 (01:16:10):
Really.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
The biggest one that I went to had to be
one hundred and fifty kids at inside a trailer that
was part at an elementary school. What because because the
school like had twenty four hour security and so the
family lived in this trailer at the school.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
So they threw a huge party.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Sammy, you threw a party, sounds like you did.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:16:32):
I threw parties all the time.

Speaker 25 (01:16:34):
Oh boy, it was great.

Speaker 12 (01:16:35):
And I couldn't tell you the max number of people
that I ever had at my house, Like I wasn't
counting very bod I don't think it was ever a hundred.

Speaker 13 (01:16:44):
Well, I mean I think the cops came twice.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
You definitely seem after your parents find out.

Speaker 12 (01:16:50):
Yeah, uh yeah, my parents would would find out, yes,
but they were kind of.

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
They let you have parties.

Speaker 13 (01:16:56):
I mean I was older, I was in college and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
By that, Oh, I mean that, I mean I wouldn't
let you live there anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
I did have high school. You should be moving out anyway.
College ragers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah, tell you what, why don't you go through this
at your own place? College person? Yeah, college person.

Speaker 12 (01:17:15):
I had one in high school and I did not
really get busted for it. But that was just my
group of friends, just my group, so it was probably
twenty five of us, but it was people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Like hammered and doing drugs and banging and stuff like that.

Speaker 13 (01:17:29):
People were drinking, no drugs, but we didn't do drugs.
Someone did. This is actually really funny.

Speaker 12 (01:17:36):
Somebody threw up upstairs all the way down the hallway
trying to get to the bathroom, and we were frantically
trying to clean it the whole next morning, and we
had to go get a vacuum wanted like a wet
like a shop yeah, like a shop backing thing to
try and clean it up in the whole thing. Now,
this was New Year, so it was winter time, so
it was a little darker upstairs because there wasn't a

(01:17:57):
lot of light coming in all day and so my
pain parents never noticed it, but it was kind of
noticeable if you knew it was there. And later on
in the summer, when there was more light hitting that hallway,
my mom.

Speaker 13 (01:18:08):
Was like, look how dirty this is.

Speaker 12 (01:18:09):
See I've been telling you to not wear your shoes
upstairs in the house. It was us wearing our shoes upstairs.
And we were like, sorry, Mom.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
I had somebody to throw up at my party.

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
And it's just because at the time I was working
at a grocery store, so I was super classy and
I had a bunch of shrimp and it was just
shrimp and pekila.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
This chike threw up. There was hard worded floors.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Yeah, let's let's make a note of this. This this
might be like a like a good last man standing.

Speaker 8 (01:18:40):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Oh yeah, house party gone wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Okay Oka.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Anyway, back to the story. So this mom, I was
very upset. They also smashed a guitar. They poured booze
in her washing machine. They also stole a porcelain goose
named Betty from her front porch that she just loved.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Not Betty, it was some.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Good news on you know, the Betty front. Somebody found
it dumped in a yard across the street from the
daughter's high school. Betty has a hole in her now,
but still in one piece. The daughter, besides being in
so much trouble, thinks she knows which kids trash the
house and the cops are now involved. So that is
option number one for the douchebag of the day. I'm

(01:19:22):
gonna say the douchebags would be the kids at the party.
Yeah yeah, okay, sure not the girl for throwing the party.
Going to give her a break. Nominny number two is
from Denver, Colorado. This is from the Bureau of the
Woody Shows Just prankin news desk. All right, a story
about how this sixty five year old guy, he was
just taking a walk through the park nature called he

(01:19:45):
found a porta potty there. I went in there to
do his business. But while he was in there, he
felt the porta poti start to move. It was some
a hole teenagers just prank and they thought it'd be
funny to tip it over why he was in there, Oh,
and that's that's what they did. So not only was

(01:20:05):
this poor guy inside covered in just a tsunami of
pooh smelling foulness, he also hurt his back in the
fall again. He's a sixty five year old guy.

Speaker 22 (01:20:14):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
The teenagers were long gone by the time the cops
got there. It doesn't sound like they had any leads either.
But hey, no, just prankin. Yeahran crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:20:22):
That that's the thing people actually do you know you
hear about.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
It, but part of a radio bit.

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
I have been tipped over in a porter potty.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
But no, it was full of manure. It wasn't like,
you know, something random.

Speaker 6 (01:20:34):
Okay, damn it hurts though when you get tipped over
in that thing because it's just like thin plastic and
you're just hitting cement.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
You see.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
I'm not even worried about that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
I'd be almost willing to put up with.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Okay, this is gonna hurt a little bit, but like
I don't want the tsunami of thatlquid stuff with the
duty the peepee knows, God knows what else is in there.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
I was tipped in that thing like fifteen times, so
bruised and battered.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Yeah, all right, So the voting is now open. You're
gonna text over to two two nine eighty seven who
is the douchebag of the day. You're going to text
the number one. Just simply the number one over to
two two ninety seven for those kids who trashed the
party house. Poor girls, just trying to do something cool.
They trashed the party house. All that stuff that we

(01:21:25):
heard about they did. Text one over to two two
ninety seven. Text the number two for the teenagers who
tipped the old guy over in the porta potty in
the park? Alright, teen Text two, yeah, for sure, of course.

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
I'm scared. We all did.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
We all sucked. When you're a teenager, you sucked. I'm sorry.
It's on a scale how you thought you were. Some
sucked less than others. But you all sucked.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
We all did.

Speaker 8 (01:21:53):
True, that was great.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Just what happened?

Speaker 10 (01:21:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
So text two over to two two ninety seven for
the porta potty one text one for the the house
party people.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
And we're gonna take the break. We'll come back.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
We'll have the results of the Douchebag of the Day
voting next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Hang on what he said in the ninetiece chicken nuggets?

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Somewhere in the studio, can Menace find it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Before that? Never mind, he found it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
The Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
This is the Woody show. All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Yeah, we had the douchebag of the day story. Two
different options, you guys are voting on the text over
to two two nine eight seven. Number one was the
the girl who threw the big party while the parents
were out of town, made the invitation public. More than
one hundred kids showed up. They found to be funds
who trashed the place. Again, here's what the mom told

(01:22:46):
the local news. Just some of what they did.

Speaker 22 (01:22:48):
They supergrouped cups to my counters and cinnamon. My countertops
come apart from the wall now because they were standing
and dancing on counters, ate my plant and threw it up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
So you were asked to text one over to two
two ninety seven for that one, and then oh yeah,
they poured booze into her washing machine, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Text number two for the one. Out of Denver.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
The sixty five year old guys doing a walk through
the park had to you know, take a dump or whatever,
found a porta potty, went in to do his business,
and while I was in there, some teenagers tipped him
over in the porta potty a tsunami of just pooh
smelling foundness and he hurt his back in the fall.
Now you know all about a bad back, Sammy. I
mean yeah, yeah, with all your back shoes, that's shrew.

Speaker 13 (01:23:37):
It's damaging, probably for.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Life, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
So one or two? Over to two two nine eighty seven.
We'll start with menace menace? Who gets your vote? Who's
the douchebag of the day?

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
I mean, I feel bad because I can't stop laughing
at number two, But I'm gonna go number one because
they hurt that mom's feelings. You can hear it in
the audio that she she's to cry.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
I'd kill that kid.

Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
Yeah, you'd want to love who's your own kids in
that party and trash your house?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Yeah you want you love them and you want to
kill them.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
You don't really do it. You feel like it though.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Yeah, see what about you, Sammy.

Speaker 13 (01:24:15):
I'm going with number one, number.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
One, even though you were the party person throwing parties
at your parents'.

Speaker 13 (01:24:21):
House, right, that's why, because they trashed that house.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Yeah, but it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't found
the party.

Speaker 28 (01:24:28):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
But it's like, come on, come on the plant, you
know the argument.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
She was just trying to do something fun with her friends.

Speaker 12 (01:24:37):
Right, and then provide a place for people to party,
and this is how she's treated.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
No, let's go to the other party, animal, Morgan, what
do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:24:46):
Yeah, in the beginning, I was going number one with y'all,
but I actually just decided to because you know, I
feel bad for elderly people.

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
We all know that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:55):
But then yes, I do, But then imagine no, yeah,
the elderly club.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Yes, hold on, didn't you kill your elderly.

Speaker 9 (01:25:03):
Neighbor that was never decided or confirmed that she interpretation.
I never even knew her name, so she doesn't care.

Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
So this old lady asked you to help. Okay, just
to recap the story, this old lady called you to
help her open her medicine bottle, and.

Speaker 9 (01:25:20):
Yes, the day after I met her for the very
first time in our lives and never.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Went over there.

Speaker 10 (01:25:25):
So that shows that you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
That shows you didn't care about old people.

Speaker 8 (01:25:29):
Well then I didn't. Maybe I've changed anyways.

Speaker 12 (01:25:31):
I She also said, oh, hey, nice, see you're my neighbor.
Hey can I ever call you if I need help
with anything? And you said, okay, great, you didn't yeah,
because I was asleep.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
Yeah, and then you woke up and still didn't call her,
so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 9 (01:25:46):
Yeah, and I'm not apologizing because where was all the
people taking care of her her whole life?

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Why did she say? That's why she asked you. She
asked you if she could rely on you, like and
not even relying. She wasn't like putting you on the
spot necessarily. She's like, hey, definitely put me on. It
was like one of those in case, just in case.

Speaker 13 (01:26:05):
She went, Wow, I have such a nice neighbor. I'm
so lucky to live next.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
To my Not she did not say that that blood.

Speaker 9 (01:26:12):
Yeah, I mean whatever, I'm the worst person in the
world because I didn't answer call.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
I was sleeping kill her. But you didn't save her.

Speaker 8 (01:26:18):
Either, And that's fine. She doesn't even know who I am.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
It cancels each other out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Yeah, blood on your hands, it's cool. Whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
Anyways, I had a whole explanation for it, but.

Speaker 11 (01:26:28):
I want to.

Speaker 13 (01:26:30):
Elderly.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
I had a good explanation to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
What are you think you know?

Speaker 25 (01:26:39):
Yeah, I would feel bad for the elderly guy that
got pushed over in the port party, except I could
see myself doing this to a couple of mutual friends
we have just for fun. So Yeah, I'm gonna go
with number one, the house party that gets wrecked.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
That's terrible.

Speaker 25 (01:26:52):
She's being nice, she's trying to do something cool, and
you total.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
He really pushes it over the edge.

Speaker 11 (01:26:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
For nomine number one, the house party.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Guess the people that trash the house, and it seems
to be pretty pretty well in the in the uh,
in the oh, yeah make sure. Yeah, it seems to
be pretty well in the bag. For nomine number one, Yeah,
I mean it's not It's not a runaway by any
stretch of the imagination. But I would say overall, nomine
number one, the uh the stupid kids that trash this house. Yeah,

(01:27:23):
I think they look they both suck. It's like what
we did, like redneck news story of the week, Like
they're all redneck.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
You just have your house.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Which one in this case, which one's the douchiest?

Speaker 10 (01:27:33):
I know?

Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
I think number two is just I've become immune because
of the backass movies and TV show of seeing so many.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
But those people are all involved in it, like the person.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
On the joke, and I'm trying to feel bad and
have remorse.

Speaker 8 (01:27:51):
If you would have heard my explanation, you'd be on teams.

Speaker 10 (01:27:55):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Morgan, Yes, uninterrupted, thank you so much. Explain your position
so then we can disagree with you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:03):
Go ahead, let me breathe.

Speaker 9 (01:28:04):
Okay, it's because he's alone in the wilderness or wherever. Right,
if they were to tip him over and he hits
his head or he's you know, seriously injured, he could
have died in that porta potty and no one would
have ever, you know, and the kids are still on
the loose.

Speaker 8 (01:28:16):
Whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:28:16):
I think it's way worse to you injure someone's body
than trash their house, even if they're old.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Oh all right, so but thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Time, but we're not we're not gonna we're not gonna
be able to get around on this one.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
I just want to say, they didn't they didn't murder anybody,
So that's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Okay, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 13 (01:28:34):
I think Morgan's vote is out of guilt.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Well, thank you for your votes, everybody, douchebag of the day,
the the kids who trashed the house, and look, I'm
also happy that the mom got her her porcelain gooseback. Yeah, Betty,
that's pretty nice and hot for that washing machine's work.
And just find out if they dumped booze in it.

Speaker 25 (01:28:50):
Oh no, it's all smell like whiskey forever.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
At least I.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Would even take a dump in the washing machine. No,
yea like a full on luck show.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
The show Welcome Back, It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
A little follow up. We were talking about the douchebags
of the day and all the like the jackass stuff,
like just some of these pranking things. So I'm I'm
still here in Pittsburgh. Menace was here with me last week,
and one of the guys that works with our show,
like on on the local side in Pittsburgh's name is Jacob.

(01:29:28):
And Jacob went on a Duncan run and he came
back because Menace had requested his favorite donut, yeah, which
we all know is the chocolate frosted with the peanuts
on the top. And then Jacob came back and said
that Duncan didn't offer anything that had peanuts or peanut butter.
It's still because of the of the allergy thing. Yeah
and yeah, so they just didn't offer anything peanut or

(01:29:50):
with peanuts at ever at all.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
Yeah, because they go to all the locations they have it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Now we might be able to do this this week.
What do you guys think of this idea? We were
talking with you were in the what do you got
the rest of you thinking this idea? Jacob says that
he is allergic to peanuts.

Speaker 8 (01:30:08):
Yeah, okay, but I know where he.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
But he got tested years ago, Yeah, he said, when
he was a kid. Yeah, back when he was a kid.
He got tested years and years and years ago. And
he goes, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
Even really sure. I've always said or not. Have you
eaten peanuts?

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
He goes, I've been around peanuts and maybe, like he
wasn't afraid to go pick him up. He wasn't afraid
to go pick him up. So the question is do
we test his allergy on the air, Yes, we know
thee let's feed Let's feed the kid peanuts and see
how he does. Maybe he's outgrown it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:39):
He sounds down for it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
He is like he wanted one. He's a young eager,
he's a young man, young man.

Speaker 12 (01:30:47):
What if we sent him to the doctor to find
out if he's allergic to peanus?

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
The doctor when you can just get fed peanuts here
on the wood, he show and I said, well, look,
I said, I'll just go out and get an EpiPen.
Go see are like four hundred bucks. It's like dude, Like, dude,
I got your EpiPens all day. I'll get you a case.
Let's do this.

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
We know people. We can get a cuban or not.

Speaker 10 (01:31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:31:12):
Does he know what his reaction was when he was
a kid to peanuts?

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
I think his throat closed up or something. Honestly, honestly,
I have no idea he's still alive. I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Does anybody have any kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Allergy in here? Tons? Yes?

Speaker 25 (01:31:25):
Which kind of energy would you like to talk about?
Would you like to talk about feathers pet for peanuts?

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
You're a large in the peanuts.

Speaker 25 (01:31:32):
Yeah, I have a mild allergy of peanuts.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
I just get like in.

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
Child, can you be in the room with them?

Speaker 7 (01:31:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (01:31:36):
I could be in the room with them. I just
can't eat them. If I do, I start feeling like
kind of itchy on my head and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
But let's have Bort and Jacob in peanuts.

Speaker 25 (01:31:43):
So here's something I don't think you guys know the story.
So I had peanuts the same day that I dyed
my hair black, and I turned out to be allergic
to the black guy as well. I ended up getting
chemical burns all over my head, and my head's sold
up to five times its size.

Speaker 8 (01:31:58):
But your hair looks cool though.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
No, Look, did you diet.

Speaker 13 (01:32:01):
Yourself out of a box?

Speaker 10 (01:32:03):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:32:03):
See, that's what happens.

Speaker 25 (01:32:04):
Well actually, okay, it was a particular ingredient in the die. Okay,
thank you, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Our friend Mike the show Killer, as you guys all know. Yeah,
Mike is our program director of our station in Philadelphia,
all one of four five, and he used to work
directly with us in you know, like here, what is
show headquarters?

Speaker 14 (01:32:25):
Are you?

Speaker 10 (01:32:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
And he is so obsessed with staying looking.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Young and being young and convincing people that he is
young even though he's not young.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
He's doing a great job. I mean for his age,
he looks really good.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Yeah, for his age seventy. No, he's like he is
sixty now, oh god, yeah yeah there what sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
Eight something like that, Yeah, like late sixties. Yeah, no,
he's not that. But anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
He was dyeing his hair for the longest time and
then found out eventually that he was allergic to the die,
even the stuff, because he was going somewhere to get
it done. Yeah, Sammy, Yeah, it wasn't just the stuff
over the counter. It was like, whatever the board's talking about,
there's that particular I forget what it is, but he's
allergic to that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
So now he's got no choice but to look old yeap, oh, no,
old game. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Anyway, So I'm not really going to make Jacob go
through all that. You're not going to make them meat peanuts.
I mean, I think it'd be funny, but like my luck,
he would end up dying. We end up in the hospital.
Turn around to the company. Look, the EMPTI pen will work.

Speaker 25 (01:33:29):
My sister has b allergies, she's been stung, she's swelled up,
she's had her epipenn took care of all of it.

Speaker 8 (01:33:35):
What if you just epipin someone that's not having a reaction.
How about we do that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Let me let me give you some I know, I know, Morgan,
you're kind of new in the business overall, in the
grand scheme of things. I've been doing this a long time.
I have ran so many ideas through lawyers over the years.
Used to be a lot easier. Now it's like anything
you want to do because so many dumb shows have
done so many dumb things.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
People don't realize that we're joking around right now, that's true. Yeah, no,
that we're not joking.

Speaker 8 (01:34:02):
I forget that.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
I'm not joking. They've done so many dumb things.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Uh, when you run it by the lawyers like you're
having a conversation, I said, Okay, so this our listener
wants to come on down. He's going to let his
wife run his foot over with their own car in
the parking lot. They go nope, yeah, and that would
have been a tame idea. Yeah, you know, And I
can only imagine, like, Hey, so I got this kid.
He's got a peanut allergy. We're going to feed him
peanuts and then see if the EpiPen works. Can you
imagine if I ran that?

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
Bye, it's a nuclear No, hell no, I would do so.

Speaker 25 (01:34:31):
He asked for forgive this later obviously.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:34:33):
Yeah, I miss the good old days in radio.

Speaker 28 (01:34:35):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
Oh my god, oh my god, some of the stuff
he used to be able to get.

Speaker 10 (01:34:38):
One of my favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:34:39):
Ones is the show is working on our street guy.
We put them in a tent and then we threw
tear gas inside. Oh my god, dude, so hard. Yeah,
his nose are dripping, like all the way down to
the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Like dripping like what like no, just like ud and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
Yeah, it was crazy, so we couldn't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:34:58):
Sounds I mean even more what if?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
No, that's one of those you ask for forgiveness because
it's somebody who's on the show who's willing to do it.
And I'm talking about stuff you do with listeners or
in this case Jacob yeah he works for the company,
but not directly. You know, you see what I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
Saying, right, that's kind of a gray area.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
We also had a firewalk, like would.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
You do it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Like if we put you in a tent and we
threw like a tear gas tear gas in there, would
you do it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
I'd probably do it.

Speaker 25 (01:35:24):
More getting Menace airs for dollars. Who can say, yes, yeah,
we could do Who would stay in the tenth the longest,
Morgan or Menace? Yeah, tear gas would.

Speaker 8 (01:35:35):
Be super interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Morgan, I don't lose and you run out of the
tent and you have like one of those old timy
like it's it's like basically a handkerchief full of your
stuff on a stick that you have over your back
like you're running away like old timy cartoons, like.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
A like a hobo stick.

Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
Yeah yeah, I think Another one that was so stupid
was the firewalk where it was actual coals, like the
charcoal that you just buy at the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
You're not supposed to use those, yeah, third degree burns
on yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
All right, it's back to the drawing board on that.
I kind of like the tear gas thing. We might
be able to do something with that. All right, I
read to take a break more. What he shows next?

Speaker 20 (01:36:08):
Hang up, they're gonna scan all the way for free
food real quick, and then we'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
What do you show me