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to Sea Bass.
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Turns out Sea Bass is inspiring the cops obvious. Yeah,
details coming up here on The Woody Show. But we're
starting off with some raccoon news.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Raccoon News news.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
All right, So the Tuesday Takeover that menaced years ago,
he's been like, oh dude, we should do a whole
segment where it's just nothing but stories about raccoons.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, and we all looked at it. I'm like, what what? Okay, man,
that sounds like a good idea.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Little buddy, and it exploded. But the Menace did it
for his Tuesday Takeover and people liked it. So every
once in a while we do some raccoon news.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And of course we have MENACE's official actual coonskin cap.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is, by the way, for real dead raccoon also
faced yea, yeah, and I had it still has the uh,
it still has the face in front of it. Everything. Yeah,
people stay warm in the Why do you want people
to freeze to death? All right, we'll start raccoon news
with You may have seen this. The only thing that
can make soccer entertaining is what raccoons. This was the
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New York Philadelphia match in Philly and a raccoon burst
on the sea. And here's the call from Apple TV.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
A raccoon has found itself on the flipcoon. Hello.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Much of the delight of many home fans. Of course,
the game has to be stopped momentarily.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
I'd like to see the heat map here. Yeah, oh my,
what a show off.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh wow, the raccoon, so I really enjoy that. Yeah,
that goal right there, he's British, right, British. And then
the color commentators a little that is good. So the
raccoon's on the on the field or the pitches, they
insist podcasting run around. They got, you know, trash cans out,
they got some time to kill. So let's go back
to our announcers.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
We need to find him a ball because he's moving
very well in the central of midfield.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh wow, this is just incredible.
Speaker 10 (04:45):
Scenes.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Wow what I don't think I've ever seen anything quite
as bizarre as this, particularly given the amount of time
he's remained on the field as well.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
This is how you clear out a party.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What this is?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Thank you, entertainment of its own kind, doesn't it.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
You thought MESSI matches had pitch invaders?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Is that that's not like a streamer watching the game
putting in his own comment the color guy, the British guys,
the lead. Yeah, he sounds like a professional broadcaster. You know,
you don't have to be Bill Burr up there, but yeah, wow,
what a scene makes sense. You're supposed to be the
color guy. You're supposed to be the guy who has
like the really good stuff to say that's on Apple. Well,
(05:27):
look it's I don't who watches soccer, who watches Apple TV?
But you would think Apple has a couple of bucks.
That's very raccoon. They've called him rec like like like Roaldino, Yeah, Ronaldo, Yeah,
famous player Raaldino. Actually definitely rod some soccer fans, you
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are they finally catch Rakkeino.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
There's three or four of people around him and goes
on his marvelous entertainment.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
At what point are we just rooting for him?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Generally cool raccoon, very nearly gonna what you can get
out Ton Hutson.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They got him, They got a raccoon.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Tell me and my jel like Soca, would you find
this short of it to tell you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Mats?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Wow, I did not have that in my match notes
coming into this one.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh my god, is there a version where I can
mute the other guy? God? The raccoon news? Well man,
it said, you know, he just started noticing raccoon news
popping up everywhere. It was in the culture in the ether.
You know what, He's exactly right because Inside Edition, Yes, wow,
my favorite they pave. They published a story that was
just hey, raccoons are getting into dumpsters. It wasn't like, hey,
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we found like for the soccer match, like, oh, this
one thing happened. Here's a story. They're just like, in general,
people be talking about raccoons. Yeah, dumpsters. Let's see how
Inside Edition handled the issue.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
What in the world imagine opening your dumpster and a
pack of raccoons is staring back at you. Raccoons can't
get enough of dumpsters. Social media is flooded with people
who've gone out to empty the trash only to discover
what's being called dumpster bandits.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I love that voiceover guy. Yeah, now okay, so there.
He seems to be the star of most of the
clips that we end up covered from the Inside Edition
for sure. Put him on the Apple TV.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So that's right.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, So they're going through, as you heard, a bunch
of different clips of people find the dumpster bandits. They say,
the one thing you don't do is when you when
you open up, you don't stick your hand in there
and try to grab one.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
But if you step in to lend a helping hand,
be careful.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Because the raccoon's probably been in there for a while.
It wants to get out real bad. And so if
they told you just to put it like a piece
of wood in there, do something sensible, make it a ramp,
let it leave it at alone. It will win its
way eventually. Oh wow, what in the world in the
horrible But if you step in to lend a helping hand,
be careful. Video, But in the world that brings us
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That reaction from that raccoon brings us to our next clip.
All right, raccoon where a dad has got his toddler
out on the front porch. She's getting the kid ready
to go in a stroller for a little walk around
the neighborhood. Classic stuff. Well, the dad's back is turned
and what crawls up his leg but a raccoon. So
he he's got the kid in his hands. The kid
gets tossed into the grass. The dad deals with the raccoon.
(08:32):
All right, raccoon, and the kids crying because the dad.
This is the second clip now, and are we saying
it wrong? Is it raccoon or raccoon, it's raccoon. I
(08:53):
think some people just say that to be cute. This
guy is clearly in panic mode. Raccoon. But even the
first guy a raccoon, a raccoon, he's British raccoon, it's raccoon.
Racon is also popular, all right. So this is how
(09:22):
not to handle a raccoon. But this next clip the
opposite how actually to handle a raccoon. This is from
a guy on TikTok. He goes by the name Northern
Rednick fourteen. He and his daughter were somewhere I don't
know where, but there was like a juvenile raccoon in
the in the yard and the daughter was holding it
because when you you have a young girl, you want
her to touch raccoons. Of course, teacher that that's the
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right thing. And it reminds me of what his game.
Why they crying? Where the dad says, hey, we got
to go now, and the daughter does not like that.
What do you have? We we gotta go an you
(10:19):
playing back down?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
No? Do wind you?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Do you move?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Raccoon sounds so cute, Yeah, it sounds like yes, hey,
speaking of little kids crying. I sent this to Greg
because it's pretty funny this girl. You could tell what
kind of house she lives in just by what she's
crying about.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
Here.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Listen to this, like, what what's wrong.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
That?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Daddy called her a democrat? I thought no first, because
they thank God for the subtitles. I didn't know what
the hell she's talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Are you serious, daddy? I mean, one hand, that is cute.
On the other hand, that sucks that she lived in
the household where That was my first thought. Such a
bad word that was? That was my first thought. Madness.
A raccoon would also the raccoon news man. Another girl
who's love in love with raccoons, caring for raccoons a
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little older. This is a high school senior, senior, i
should say, in Cambridge, Wisconsin, and the news showed up
to do a report on her, and I'll have them
tell you who she is.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
He's pretty chill like, he's very very calm.
Speaker 12 (11:47):
That's Sophia Semon describing the found lying on the road.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Sophia Seaman nfortunate name for anybody, really.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
But he's pretty chill like, he's very very calm.
Speaker 12 (11:59):
That's so Fia Semen describing the raccoon she found lying.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
On the road and spell. I mean, you would change
your name, right, you'd have to write because it's not
like it's a slang term that goes away. It's a
medical term. Yeah, I mean, and it's s E A
M O N. In her case, there's a company called Semens.
Right still, Semens is one thing. Semen straight up, semen.
Both they're odd. She's going to hear that alreadyr Husband
(12:23):
here again, I'm sure. Oh yeah, So let's continue with Sophia.
She actually got this little dugan off the ground that
she saw wandering around. Now there's a channel three thousand.
That's what they call themselves in Wisconsin. Wow, so many choices.
Speaker 13 (12:39):
It's a place called Burger three thousand, okay, and Andre
three thousands.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
So now listen to them. They're doing a report on
her how she found this raccoon's merching. Get back to help,
but listen to them nark out little Sophia seamen.
Speaker 14 (12:51):
Well, just off the top, guys, this is not legal
to do. The Wisconsin d and R has many regulations
prohibiting this kind of activity. Nevertheless, we just had to
meet up with Sophia to see the furry creature and
find out what her plants are for it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's a rescue raccoon.
Speaker 11 (13:07):
I was kind of walking outside and there was this
car and it kind of stopped.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Sophia Simon recaused moments she since named Marco.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
He was just huddled in the middle of the road.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I went to Walmart and I get basically electrolyte water
and then kitten replacement formula. No, you didn't moment some
as opposed to Sophia Semen.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
He's pretty chill like, he's very very calm.
Speaker 12 (13:36):
Oh, that's Sophia Semon describing the raccoon she found lying
on the road.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I could be a porn my birthday. Absolutely Well, there's
your raccoon news disgusting. The Woody Show Sea mess had.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Mentioned that carton arcs is being used as part of
police officer training.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The escallation. I might be saving lives out there, folks. Huh.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
And it's in like one particular police department, right is
not like unwide the National Fraternal Order of Police.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I mean, I'm sure once they get around to yeah,
all are exposed to it. Of course it will be.
It'll be adopted. Yeah, it was the whole Tyreek Hill situation,
and folks saying police brutality, and and Gina grad with
her situation of the cop yelling at her supposedly supposedly
well again we we we don't have the audio on
that or do I could probably get it. That was okay,
(14:32):
stay tuned, stay tuned. So to catch folks up, and
I went back through the Tyreek kill video where he
was pulled. I went through the whole video because what
we saw on TV when they released the body cam
look pretty bad, like Tyreek wasn't complying. But then like
the cops like a lot of things out of context. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, there's always two sides of any story. Yeah, always
more than what you say.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, but that's what the bodycam video is supposed to
show you, the context. And I went back and I
watched the entire twenty something minutes. And so, first off,
Tyreek's blow. It's a outside the stadium. There's all kinds
of barrels and cones. Tyreek blows through that area. That's
why these two cops stopped to begin with. It is McLaren.
So they pull him over. He rolls down his window
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and they pull over to the get over here and
get out of the way of everybody. Else. So then
he rolls his window back up, and then the cop
wants to go talk to him, you know, ten feet later.
And this is the part that no one I've seen
anywhere has played, is this this first interaction with Tyreek
and the cop.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
Don't knock on my yeah, don't knock.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Why don't you have your don't knock on my one?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Why don't you have your.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Sick one to let that nody?
Speaker 10 (15:36):
What don't knocking my one?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Why do you have it up? No knock on my one?
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Light?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Why you have it up?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I have to knock to let you know I'm here.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
Don't knock now and talk.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
To me in my ticket brou so I can go.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
I'm gonna be late.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Gang, know what you got to do? Now that back
and forth where they're just repeating the whole thing that
comes into play here in a moment with the cart
nark stuff, because first off, it's the guy, Yeah, Tyreek,
six times, don't knock out my window like that.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Yeah, they weren't pounding on the window, by the way,
it was the one knuckle knock like.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
It was because your window is supposed to be down
at that point, and it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Already was down earlier. When they told him to he
pulled over and say, hey man, pull over, we stopping
you for speeding through the through this you know, tight area.
And then he put it back up, and he puts
it back up after yelling again. But the back and forth,
how they're both yelling at each other and not listening
to each other is what's to pay attention to here.
And this is the part where he rolls it back
up again for a second time, and then they pull
him out of the car.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Keep your window down, tell me what keep window?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Get you out of the car, I said, motterfun. Get
out of the car.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Get out of the park.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I mean we'll break.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Get out of the car.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Get out, get out of the car right now.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
We're not playing this game.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Get out, get out. Oh now you're getting out. Let
me tell you to do something.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
You doing you understand, you understand, not.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What you want.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Well, when we tell you.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Confuse, didn't you hear the park gust? He says his
fin that get out, fin to leave, And didn't you hear.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Like, oh, you can't tell me what to do and
knock on my window? Didn't you hear that? Yeah, so
that's a classic bad I mean Tyreek's obviously being a dick,
but the cops also, yes, escalating fault on both sides.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I guess we've said since the beginning, but you're right,
I didn't hear that the personal clip don't.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Knock about window seven or eight times? Weird that clip
doesn't get played and no one played that like oh
we saw the No, we didn't see the whole this.
So almost if somebody has a narrative exactly, jeez, man,
it's rare. So think about that. How I was just
back and forth. No one's listening to each other, everybody's yelling,
and so think about that, and I think it's accomplished.
Nothing gets accomplished except Tyreek's and the asphalt, and that
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cops probably gonna get suspended or read whatever.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Yeah, but could these cops have benefited from some good
cart and arcs training?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And that's what I thought of when I I was
out of the at the Walmart, just doing my thing,
walking around, wasn't actually confronting anybody, just putting carts back
and stuff, And this guy runs up to me and says, hey,
can I get a photo? And then he reveals some
information that I've never heard before. Can I get a
picture of you. Y Yeah, we can do it right
before the cart return, so I don't want to share
(17:59):
someone with you to something.
Speaker 15 (18:00):
Yeah, I'm a lieutenant with the police department. Watching your
videos gave me the an idea for a new the
escalation ticchnique. Don't yell at people so when people come
at you with hostility, right, I noticed because I'm also
a crisis negotiator.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh okay, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (18:15):
And I was thinking about like whenever we get approached
by the first amendent auditors, second amendenent editors. Right, there's
that one with guy in the Texas where he says
he's going to kill you with the six and your forehead.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
You do this really interesting thing where you ask him
like why, oh right, why would you say that, sir?
And then and then you make an observation and then
and then you kind of give him the instruction to take.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
The car back right right, So he's saying that instead
of just yelling back and forth, roll up your window,
blah blah blah. I'm not going to do that, I ask,
and I do it in card arcs for comedy purposes
to kind of pick their brain. I'm basically doing an
interview with them live. He's saying, well, we we don't
do that as cops, especially in host marsh situations. We
just yell orders, they yell know no, yes, no.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
You're just saying they don't get curious about the guy, right, which,
But what he's saying is that that come and we'll
get to the second that when you break that and
you kind of deprogram and bring down that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh wait, why are we doing that?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Makes sense?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Why is this going on?
Speaker 11 (19:05):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That he just referenced one of the most famous cartn
Arks videos where Officer Cordell was in Richardson, Texas and uh,
he ran into a guy who was a very very
violent man. Hell, I'm not in your way, sir. That
cards when somebody's waiting, I'm fixed to kill you. Why
would you do that, sir? Because you ain't working the
pieces I am to you, sir, blocked your text Sirs
like I'm good dodger, sir, I'm a cart and Arc
(19:27):
agent Cordel, and I'm a killer. Well, sir, that's not not.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
You, sir.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's against the law. I don't give it. Damn It
turns out, isn't that a guy, it's doing previously. It's
not now you might say, got a case. My de
escalation techniques we're not working. He's ring to kill me twice.
And when I asked him why and how and so
on and so forth, he just said, I'm not your piece. Yeah,
but at least you didn't escalate the situation right now.
(19:54):
You're not going to do that like I was. I
wasn't saying okay, go ahead, try it. Yeah, I'm there you.
So he's this officer, this crisis negotiation officer in fact
I'm talking to, explains how, especially when someone's coming up
to a cop and trying to cause a problem, like
you said first and secondmment auditors, these are people that
walk up and like I can film here, Yeah right, No,
okay you can't, and then they just go back and forth,
(20:16):
back and forth like he Now he deals with that
and how that like asking questions and de escalating, how
he uses that in his training.
Speaker 15 (20:23):
So my colleagues and we started working on that, and
that gave us an inspiration and I wanted to say
thank you, oh okay, because you gave us an inspiration
for a way to take like a hostile agitators and
really kind of redirect because like influences reciprocal, and so
the idea is to keep your own emotional activision so
you don't make bad decisions. Right, was to give the
officers something to do to And so we're we're using
like like a technique that.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You gave us the idea for.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So just I would thank you that went off.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Ya ild appreciate.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I would think that would be kind of in the
instruction manual already.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
So well, well we have it for how to deal
with somebody in crisis, but there's not really a playbook
for someone who's deliberately trying to agitate you.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Right, So, yeah, did you guys make out his wife
and child were there? We waited till later, So I
guess he's talking about there is Yeah, you can anyone
can use this in your life at any time. Instead
of screaming and yelling back and forth, saying the same
thing over and over, calm it down, ask why we're
why are we arguing?
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Well, and it's so funny. I don't know if you
have this crossed your mind during that exchange, but that's
what you're supposed to do with kids.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
And and so I guess when an adult acts like
a kid, you gotta do the same thing.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
And that's why I always have to step in with
my wife because my wife will almost like start lowering
herself to like she gets emotionally effect suck you into
the argument. Yeah, and I'm like, why are you explaining
yourself to these children?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Exactly, you're the adult here.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Watch no go away, walk away before you getting no
go away.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
That's it. We're done talking when the child is yelling
or when Tyreek Hill is yelling. You know, you don't
you don't have to, don't come to their level. You
just said, this is this is what's going to the authority.
This is what's going I said, our there, now this
is all we We mentioned a minute ago that part
of what brought this all to my attention was that
not only did Tyreek Hill have a yelling match with
the cops. Gina grad she told us when she was
pulling in here early in the morning, got busted for
(22:09):
running a red light. Yeah, and uh, Gina, I have
in fact found the body cam audio. She says it
was a young coppery handskept Well, thanks for crapping on
the jail here it is ah, pardon me, ma'am. But
do you know why I'm pulling you over?
Speaker 16 (22:28):
Oh hey, officer, give my wittle car, not stop a
get wed leg free?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Not, ma'am. Can you explain to me why you didn't.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
It's just that I'm scared to stop and lead at
night because I don't have a big man with a
sixty strong job to protect me.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well you know I did chet you on camera, doing
it twice.
Speaker 16 (22:49):
Oh please don't yell, ananessed officer. I'm sure you could
just let me off with a warning this time.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Right, So, I mean maybe average in the story. You
know you're right. I'm sorry I doubted you.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
That was That's amazing when it takes a big, big
man to to admit when they're wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Big sexy man, that's right, that's very mature.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Wow, I did say, oh a wiggle up.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's why we had the video because you get both
sides of the car.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
You're right, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So thank you to that officer. And uh, you know,
look at you. Agent's a bad wow calling people lazy
bones on the work woo Woody.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Money money, money, money.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Woody show.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
And we got another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Here on this Wednesday morning. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gorge.
Happy New Hour. Menace is here? What is Woody?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
We got sea bass we do. There's Sammy, Gina grad
is here. Hey there phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Woody. Call in anything you want to be
a part of topic, contest, whatever it might be. Eight
seven seven forty four Woody text us over two to
nine eight seven. So Greg and not one of his
random thoughts. We were sitting around. I think it was
(24:08):
a meeting last week. He goes, you know what doesn't
impress me? I forget somebody in the room was talking
about something.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Right and they were impressed by it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Oh, and then you know what, it doesn't impress me.
I thought it was so random and then just out
of left Field's totally random.
Speaker 17 (24:23):
If if somebody says I own a food truck, I
think who can't own a food truck? Okay, Neat, you
bought a vehicle, you didn't get a liquor license, you
don't have to deal with you know, rental of a
brick and mortar shop.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You got a food truck, you still got to get
a permit. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's held
it's a health permit. Greg, it's real tough. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:42):
I know, I'm make a couple of enemies here. But
if somebody says to me, oh, I own a food truck. Cool, cool, Like,
it just doesn't impress me the same way it doesn't
impress me if somebody knows the owner of a restaurant.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Oh, same o.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Have you been to the So and Solar rest front?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I know the owner neat you walked in ahead a conversation.
Speaker 17 (25:03):
Right, Oh cool? You know the owner of a restaurant? Yeah,
you know how many restaurants they are on the world?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Wow, Greg, I will I will piggyback on your food
truck thing. Food trucks, man, I know that was that,
you know it exploded on the scene. What was it,
late two thousands or so, Like, oh, we've got to
go getting food from a food truck. Food trucks in
general don't impress me much.
Speaker 17 (25:25):
It takes it seems like it's gone downhill. It makes forever,
it takes forever.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Expensive. It's like any other kind of food restaurant or
any other food source. Right, Yeah, there are good ones,
there are bad ones. I've had some really good food trucks.
I've had. Other ones are the terrible. Yes, they all
seemed to take forever. It's because there's no there's no water,
Like how do I wash my hands the tree toilet? Well,
sometimes they put little crappy tables out gena, but those
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are taking. Yeah, but don't get me wrong, I'm not
going to stop going.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I love a good food, especially at a festival. They're great,
not a well, the lines are so long. The lines
are long, and they're expensive. They take forever. When I've
had good experiences.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
There was about ten years ago an explosion of these
events where it was like they're showing a movie and
they be like a food truck cinema kind of thing. Yes,
and in concept it sounds really cool, sounds perfect, right,
but in reality it's just a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah. And I'm not saying I don't like food trucks.
I like hamburgers, but I think they're kind of easy
to make.
Speaker 17 (26:24):
So if somebody says, oh, I make a really good burger,
I think a seven year old to make a good
burger so much.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Do you know, I don't find that there's a difference
between like a really all burgers like pizza exactly, like pizza.
There's a really good pizza burger and thought, oh this
is gross, right, But you've had a really.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Good burger and you're like, wow, you know the difference.
Speaker 18 (26:45):
You do?
Speaker 17 (26:46):
Sure, but I do like them all right. But I'm
just saying back to it doesn't impress me, but you've
never had. I like a food truck. I like the
concept of a food truck, but it doesn't impress me
if you own one.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Have a friend who owns a food truck.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
How much does that not impress you? I know the
owner of a truck.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, Now, this is where it's nice to know the
owner or somebody like the matre d or whoever works there.
If it's a really hot place that like the Witness Forever,
or it's hard to get a reservation.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I answer for that, don't go.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
No, I'm saying, then when you know the person, you
can get in whenever you want. Then that whole thing
looks cool. Not even look cool, it's just like it's
nice because you can go. That is a benefit definitely
other than that. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, you can go
to the back of the food truck get your food.
I feel sad for the workers like you have to
sit in that little box all day.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's a billion degrees.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Speaking of places to eat, I saw a really funny
thing on social media the other day, and it's so true.
I think all the I'm thinking back to like the
best Chinese food restaurants I've ever been to, my favorite ones,
there's always a kid sitting in the front of the
store doing his homework. Oh yeah, that's a sign, like
when they say, what's a sign that you know the
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place can be really good?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's good, right, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I saw that.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I laughed. I go, wait a minute.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
I'm thinking of a couple of places in particular that
every time it's the owner's kids, school age kids. They're
in there and they're sitting in one of the tables
in the front of the restaurant as you're in there
to go pick up, and they're doing homework at the table.
I'm like, this play is going to be dope that
they care about a lot of things. Well, no, I
don't know what it is. It's like, I know it's
going to be good. If you go into a place
(28:26):
like a little rusty what do they call it, not
rusty spoon, like spoon, greasy spoon rusty trombone, right, that's
a very different thing.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, but greasy spoon.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Like you go to the place and they have these
old menu boards that have like the letters that push
into the oh yeah, the little tracks.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The food's going to be awesome.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Yeah, it's been that way forever. Yes, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Like that's a sign of the place is going to
be really good and as random as the kid doing
homework in front.
Speaker 17 (28:54):
I think a diner that has you know those weird
lava rock walls, oh yeah, like a chimney, but their
total seventies looking. It's not like Slate or super back.
If it has one of those walls in it, it's
going to be good. It's time, yeah, because it's old timing.
Speaker 18 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
There was another meme floating around just recently where it's
like it's those hanging lights and then there's certain barstools,
and then if it has a chalkboard, you know you're
gonna have the most mid Burger.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Ever, the most mid Yeah, because it has a chalkboard,
metal metal barstools.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah yeah. And speaking of that little slot in the
top of it looks like a ballot box.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Yeah, it's almost like a piggy bag O, your back
is killing. And speaking of that, I totally forgot what
I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh come, I mean while you're settling them in nice.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I got it.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
I got it, because anyone you're a bartender, you're not
a mixologist.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm not impressed with the mixology. But this nobody's a mixologist.
It's a word that was made up out of nowhere
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 19 (29:56):
There.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, I'm impressed by bartenders, though I will be on.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
But you don't have to be impressed by a mixologist.
Speaker 17 (30:02):
Okay, but I am impressed with bart They know how
to make you just say the name of drink. They
know how to make it.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Yeah, that's impressive, but you don't need to do name.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Going back to.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Greg's initial point of like, I'm not impressed. It doesn't
really impress me. The people that go around talking about
how they don't own a TV, like that's been for decades.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I don't watch TV.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
They watch everything on their computer and they don't tell
you that their.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
But they say they don't even own a TV, like
there's not even one in their house. Yeah okay, oh right,
I knew a girl who's too poor to have a TV. Yeah, yeah, cool.
I get it, you're too poor. But the people that
I think they're above it, that's gonna be really cool.
In your come up story. They didn't even have TV. Yeah,
we didn't even have a TV.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
I don't think any of you do this, and it's
so obnoxious, so I'm glad you don't. I'm not impressed
by how many cups of coffee you drink in a day, Dude,
I drink like three plots Like congratulations you're.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Said, yeah, well that goes with beer too, from the
beginning of time where it's like, oh I drank thirty
beers and I didn't get a way stated like that's
a college people do function.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you?
Eight seven, seven forty four. Let's see what you got
on the on the phones and on the text text
us over to two to nine eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What are your thoughts on food trucks?
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Well, the other thing, because the line is never like longer,
like the wait is never long, I should say when
it's a taco truck, that's true, that stuff is so fast. Now, yeah,
it's when you start getting into all the lobster truck
and all the others.
Speaker 19 (31:35):
Truck.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, everybody does. That's why the line is along. Yeah,
but like that stuff's not quick turnaround stuff. I doubt.
And Sam, he's probably not paying for these things too,
which is why she's in love with them. Because you
want to pay literally twenty five dollars for a lobster roll, Well, no,
I don't pay for it. I do, especially a free one.
(31:56):
All right. So yeah, well, let's open up the phones
and tech and see what we got on the top
of the topic. Not just food trucks people.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
No, no food truck. The question here is and we'll
keep it. We'll keep it focused. What's something people constantly
brag about that doesn't impress you? Eight seven seven forty
four wood He text us over to two two nine
eight seven, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
The Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
What's seventy three minus four?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, it's hot question.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you?
I feel like for me, one of the things, there's
a number of things, but like one of the things
is when people constantly remind you about whatever their ethnicity is.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Something. Yeah, I think of that, the little the Italian
flags on everything around you whatever, like dat dating sites
a lot or dating apps. I should say, it's like, okay, cool, yeah,
we get it.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
I love Africa, like we cool, Like it doesn't matter
what it is. It's like I'm talking, this is not like,
this is not toward one group of matter, which it's
the people who are like, oh, Irish. There's a lot
of Irish people. I know, they're like, oh god, damn it,
we get.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
It, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
And then sometimes there's the flags on the side of
the car, which I yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 17 (33:13):
I brought this up before. But when you go on
a cruise and people have different colored lanyards for how
many cruises they've taken, right, yeah, I've seen fourteen times. Okay, dude,
that's awesome. Yeah, that much free time, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Rules.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, I would say, I know this is going to
sound weird, but like, I'm not impressed by millionaires. I
am impressed by billionaires. I've been around a couple of
billionaires and it's just like it's just so weird on
the just the level of a billionaire, like now it
depends someone's got a million dollars, but if someone has
(33:48):
got fifty million dollars, one hundred million dollars, right, so
what's the fashil credible? A billion? Yeah you have nine
hundred million dollars or sixty Yeah, I've got close to
a billion. And yeah, you're you're pretty much just four
hundred million dollars. You're still not there yet.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
I am.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
But then you meet a billionaire.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Oh sure, you know, it's just like north of four
hundred million. It's all the same to me, exactly.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Yea, well no, I'm just trying to understand that. But
you're right, you're right, Like if someone's like they have
a million dollars.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Yeah, you know, it's like can't buy a house in
most places.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's not what it used to be. Sure, you know,
I'm impressed by it.
Speaker 17 (34:27):
Yeah, but I don't understand too when you have pro
athletes who move to a different state because they're going
to make fifty two million. Here they're making fifty million.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
What's the difference exactly?
Speaker 6 (34:37):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress
you at all? Eight seven seven forty four? What that's
eight seven seven forty four?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
What that don't much? Oh? Hell yeah? Medas are you
going to her residency? I would I have not been.
That's a men's a menace. Con I would totally go.
Let's go girls, dude, dude been to all that.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
A lot of people on the text saying the people
who claim about I've never taken a sick day or
a vacation day, Oh.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Wow, congratulations, you get nothing for that.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, that's related to the I work eighteen hours a day. Oh,
a lot of that. I might. We may have worked
with a guy who was like that ten years ago. Hopefully,
thankfully he's changed. There's a lot of that on the text. Uh,
we'll get to it. I've I've tagged a lot of
these texts. You know, I'll work twelve hours a day. Okay, cool,
you work, You're beating your head against the wall. Yeah,
(35:30):
it's weird.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Flex When a couple tells me they have never really
spent more than a few hours apart from each other,
that's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Codependent much, Yeah sounds pretty fun. Yeah, that sounds great
to me.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
So it says when they start with in high school,
I was I don't care. Oh yeah, reminiscent not being
a sports god in high school totally.
Speaker 17 (35:50):
Everybody has that one high school person who it's like
you peaked in high school.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Al Bundy uh five oh five says I'm not impressed
with people who lift their trucks or at all the
extra lights, mud tires, snorkels.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Fat ass. Yeah, the snorkels for like jeeps and stuff. Yeah,
but could you like say I think it looks cool
at least? Sure you can't say.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
It depends if it's going to be something that you're
driving to the grocery store in I saw this really
funny video. It was a man I can't remember that
it was one of the s u vs, but on
the back of it had the ladder. O's just a
case I ever need a letter, And this person is
just ridiculing the crap out of this.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
They do that a lot with the changeovers, like they
make fun of them. Oh, I have a letter to
crawl in the roof of your car to like load
the stuff. Uh huh, Well, you're four months of supplies, yea.
Speaker 18 (36:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (36:49):
What if I'm going What if Gina and I are
off to the desert, we have to load our sleeping
bags and a couple more.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
We wouldn't need the ladder.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
Car ones off the text. I am not impressed by
these dudes. Would there want to be race cars that
are extremely loud and obnoxious for no reason?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah? Thank you joined the club.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Gas mileage on a long trip or really any time. Honestly,
people that brag about their well, yeah, man got some
really good gas mileage, Well.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
That's a dad brag. That's that's a dad brag.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I can't kill sort of thing right like that from
says being a member of MENSA or pooping in the shower.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Oh, well, there's only one person who's good enough to
be both of those things.
Speaker 7 (37:25):
And I mean making a choice.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Are you poop.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Meeh, she's got the MENSA membership.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I'm curious about that again, but we'll get into at least.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Because there's just no way she could.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well because she said, like your therapist recommended you for it.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Then you took like a therapist recommended me.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, I took.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
I took the test with a psychologist. It was three hours.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
But that's a weird thing for a psychologist to administer
administer it. I mean, yeah, it's I guess they could.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
But wait, did you go did you do it online?
Speaker 20 (38:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
No, well that's not that's not the school library. It's
not a thing you can do. It is, well, it
shouldn't be. I went to a I went to an
actual MENSA organized event at a local library. It's a
sit down, paper and cool guy. Yes, yeah, yeah, I
hate learning and being smart.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Don't check us out.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I have an iPhone. I'll tell me the ansichology. Talk
about the premise here that your psychologist said, which, by
the way, psychologist, total scam, right menace. Uh said, hey smart,
let me spend let me let me bill you for
three hours and to sit down with you with a test.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Well that's that's one scenario. It's not my scenario.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
But I have questions.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
Okay, so what what?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
What actually happened?
Speaker 7 (38:46):
So I so I was talking to my therapist and
we were all good, and I was talking about how
the fact that I grew up feeling really dumb. I
was never in a gifted class because I had all
kinds of learning problems, but nobody cared about that stuff
back then and now everyone's so precious. And we talked
about it, and she goes, do you want to do
(39:07):
you want me to administer the actual IQ test like.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
The real ones, And she gave you an IQ test
not a MENSA test correct.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
And then when I got my score, which was shocking number,
I do have a number. I looked it up and
I said, oh my god, I qualify for a card.
That isn't that big of a deal and we shouldn't
bring up that much. And I have my MENSA acceptance letter,
and I have all of my credentials and yeah, she's.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Even got a photocopy of her card that's hanging up
above her desk in the office. It just sounds like
a conflict of interest because because it's someone who wants
you to feel better, they know that you had to,
like you said, an inferiority complex, right.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
But she's not. It's not subjective. She's adding, she's totaling it.
I'm not flowers for Algernon. It's it's an.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Actually I know that book. I shouted that look out
before on the show. I mean, I'd be interested in
at an objective third party, Okay, I'd be very interested.
I'll say hi to Dawn, good morning, don Hi, don't.
Speaker 18 (40:09):
Hi, good morning everybody. Yeah I heard. I am not
impressed by people that want to tell me that their
dogs have papers.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
I American.
Speaker 18 (40:26):
Yeah, I have a pack car company. And people always
want to tell me, and I'm like, you know what,
I love that much just as much as I do
that pure bread, So I really didn't care.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
What's up? Yeah, if it ain't purebread, it ain't right.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Wow, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, they are impressing much. Don't impress menace money? Yeah
you know where that? Thank you? We go home now.
I guess I'm a mensa a right, yep's it.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
I'm not impressed when people brag about their kids and
how they're in advanced classes, then complain about all the
work they have. The dude, dus smart kids have more work,
thank you? Uh seven one four. People who brag about
how much they work either you you're not hustling, you're
getting screwed, yeah, or again.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You're or you just running on a treadmill and doing
nothing yeah three one seven says being vegan, shut up,
thank you. Two O thrac and a few of these.
Not impressed with your tesla at this point, No, No,
we're yeah unless truck. Oh I'm so impressed and horny
just because they're the best. They're the best looking vehicles
(41:41):
in the road. They are very really cools. My kid
built it in roadblocks. Yeah, when he was four. That's
very popular game.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
People who are in their mid twenties bragging about traveling
but their parents are paying for all the trips a Yeah.
Anything that you're bragging about that you didn't pay for yourself.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah. This goes for a lot of influencers too. You
know these people will go like, oh, well here I
am at the season the multi coast. Yeah. No, like
who cares.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
Yeah, a lot of stuff about Yeah, not impressed by
a number of followers that came in.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
People who brag about not drinking soda cool. They brag, Oh,
yeah I don't drink so I'll have a laqua that's poison.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
People had, you know, brag about how much they go
to the gym. Cool. I don't ever want to hear
about the gym period, and I.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
Know it's played out to talk about for a reason.
I don't want to hear about CrossFit.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, none of it. I don't hear much about that anymore.
Up on the show for Yeah, you're the first person
here because the founder of CrossFit I think he dropped
an end bomb or something. And then it's kind of
a lot of CrossFit gym's de affiliated no longer cool
to take a sledgehammer, hit a tire with it, to
do this, to do wiggly arms with the rope ropes
because you're battling the rope right yeah, eight.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
Text us over to two to nine eighty seven more
flowing in on the tag If you want to call in, great,
we'll get some more again. The question what's something that
people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you at all?
Eight seven seven forty four text shouldn't I.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Just man up and stop being a whining quief boy?
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
Oh good one on good one on the text A
good question, what's something that people constantly brag about that
doesn't impress you?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You've got a podcast? Cool?
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Who goes every a hole on earth?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
It seems it's a podcast everybody, and like ninety nine
point eight percent of them suck yeah and aren't profitable.
Nobody's really making money on podcasts.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I mean there's a very small group of people else, brothers,
that's about it. No, I'm saying there are some people
that make some some money, some decent money from the podcast,
but like the number of people compared to the number
of people who have a podcast, is like, yeah, it's
like saying you're you're going to be All star athlete
or a movie star whatever, You're gonna win an oscar or.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
I'm going to be an influencer.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
That's how you make my money, right Yeah, so I yeah,
I definitely agree with that one.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Dreams minus. Here's one from the Texas name dropping people
that they know.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Yeah, tells me about all the time.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
But not even famous people.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
It's not even like it just other like oh well,
kind of maybe that that kind of goes to your
thing about the you know, guy who owns a restaurant,
I know, the owner of the rest right, how little
they paid attention or tried in school. Having friends who
are black or gay or Jewish or whatever helps me
helps me, well, I think, well, because I think it's
like people feel like it makes them.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
More diverse, more diverse, tolerant. It paints them in a
way that they find to be flattering. It's like they
have gay friends, like cool, awesome, how many people they've
had sex with? Uh, be pretty cool for women too,
or just ment it has to a degree of difficulty.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
Oh okay, this is another slam at seabast not impressed
with chubby guys that say they only sleep with sevens and.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Above is eight and above. Yeah, that's a different guy.
That's not a brag, that's saying what I would like
to do, Like I have a friend who's They call
them handholders, like girls will be wanting to see with
in public holding hands. Oh my god. Oh yeah. This
is another good one.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
This is from the six five seven people that brag
about how expensive it is to live in their city.
It's not a competition. Sorry, you're miserable and you're in
an expensive town. Well yeah, people say they'd like to
one up each other on that stuffy because it makes
them feel I think like, oh, well they're better off.
Speaker 7 (45:42):
Yes, I think you're absolutely right. And the same as, oh, you.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Think your traffic is bad.
Speaker 6 (45:47):
Everybody lives in a food town. Oh it's a great
food town. Everybody's traffic is the worst. Yeah, everything's super expensive.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
We're getting I do love food towns though. Yeah. Oh
people that brag about how they've never eaten the McDonald's
or they don't, they don't. I don't eat fast food.
I instantly hate you and I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Myself out by.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
How they got mad.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
This one's definitely mine. How they got mad and threw
their phone against a wall or into a river, impulsively
destroying something expensive.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, I didn't say it was cool. I've done that. Yeah,
you know, headphones or the keyboard that one time. I
would love to see that you've cut cords with scissors.
Oh yeah, Well, because I was trying to rip the
piece of equipment out of the studio. It was in
the on the on air studio, and they it was
just not working, not working. They wouldn't listen, wouldn't fix,
(46:41):
wouldn't fix. I'm like, get this thing out of here,
So I.
Speaker 6 (46:43):
Want to go rip it out, and the one cord
just wouldn't come loose from yanking it. So I grabbed
the scissors and I cut it, and then I threw
it out the studio door, down the hallway that it
was so.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Mad balcony to Oh yeah, it's just for fun.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
When people claim how they never read books, that could
also be targeted to me, I'm not proud about it.
I buy books with the intention of reading them. Yeah,
and they look, but I have it's not even.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
For how they look. I buy them because I'm legitimately
interested in reading them. And then there they sit. I
have the joy of cooking. How's that going? Awesome?
Speaker 6 (47:18):
I just keep it on the table, all right. Well, anyway,
thank you everybody for your for your feedback on that.
People that use the word beamer, oh, people that bragg
they've been to Japan. I think that one's at you menace.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
We don't bragg that we've been. We say that your
daily mention of Japan, go to Japan and learn from it.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
A welcome back everybody. Is The Woody Show and time
for a little contest. And it's called the fat Roll Challenge.
And so Medic and I each have an item. We're
gonna hide the item under our biggest fat roll and
then everybody has to try to guess what the item is.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Correct me, I can't remember did we have a time
limit on this, because maybe the amount of questions I
don't think we did. Yeah, I can't. I can't remember.
I can't remember how we did. I think maybe people
tapped out. They're like, okay, I give up. Yeah all right.
So I mean, because it has a has a potential
(48:35):
to really kind of drag on, yeah till the end
of the show.
Speaker 17 (48:38):
Speaking of fat rolls. I got on this kick of
what rewatching my six hundred pounds life? Yeah it's a
great show. Yeah, fantastic. I wish they did a little
bit more follow up.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Uh huh, but god, that's addictive, dude. One thousand pounds sisters, Tammy,
she's down five hundred pounds? So what is she still fat? Still?
She is still fat? Wow? Jeez? Not supportive. I don't
think they actually gave out what her current weight is,
but that I would never tell. She's mostly skilled now
it isn't dating chicks?
Speaker 6 (49:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, faberal challenge Menace, Do you
have your item?
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Yes, it's on my person. Okay, so Menace has his
item under his his belly roll all right, So I
will start the questioning. Is this something that you can eat?
Speaker 4 (49:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yes? Is it something you should eat? Some people would
say yes. Is it a food item?
Speaker 16 (49:40):
It is?
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I want to consider it a food Is a food item?
Speaker 20 (49:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You don't need it to sustain life. Is it something
you get in a vending machine?
Speaker 20 (49:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (49:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Is it something that you can buy at like Walgreens? Yes?
I already have my Oh you already have a guess
I do? All right? Can I guess now. Is it
chewing gum? No, because you can't get it an inventing machine.
I thought that too. Well. No, he said, you can
eat it, but you don't eat What color is it?
(50:14):
It is orange? Does it have to be yesterday? I
think twenty questions? Yeah, yeah, because it would have to
be yes or no? What is it? Does it? Does
it come in a pack with multiple items of the
same thing in it? It can? It can't, but this
(50:35):
one didn't. Is it used to mark on a surface
of any kind?
Speaker 20 (50:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Is it sweet this one? Yes? Oh so does it
also come in savory?
Speaker 20 (50:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Does it help your breath?
Speaker 16 (50:53):
It can?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Orange is the thing that I haven't their guests okay,
the banaka, the breast spray?
Speaker 4 (51:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Ah, dang budge? Is it fudge? It's not fudge? Okay?
Would do Is it something that women use more than
men typically?
Speaker 20 (51:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Is it bigger than a thumb? Yes? Is this something
that an animal would eat?
Speaker 20 (51:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Is this something you would normally find in our office
here at work?
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, but it's not common in an office?
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Okay? Okay. Would it normally be found in a kitchen?
Speaker 16 (51:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I would say, would Greg Gory enjoyed this thing. Absolutely.
Would it be in the refrigerator? It doesn't have to be,
but it could be. Is it a condiment of some
sort of a google No, you don't consume it? Well no,
I mean you know you're not supposed to.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
But is it a vegetable? No?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Come on in our office? Is this something?
Speaker 5 (52:01):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (52:01):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
No, you said there is a savory version? No, I said, no,
I don't believe there's a savory Is it produced primarily
internationally and consumed internationally? Uh, it is consumed worldwide. Have
we talked about it before? Yes? I have another guess?
What's your guess? Is it magic shell?
Speaker 16 (52:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Office, it's orange?
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Oh it's Is it always orange? Yes? Oh that's a
good question. But because we've had orange, there's something they
like a peanut butter magic shell that's kind of orange? Yeah,
but yeah, always said you said it's bigger than a thumb. Yeah,
is it weird? But it can be, but it can
be much larger than that. Is it Elmer's glue? No,
you have an orange cap? This one is this particular
(52:49):
one is larger than a thumb. But it can be
much larger than that as well, is version, and it
can help it. No, you can eat it. I'm saying
you can consume it. I'm stealing the text. Guests, be
it orange kit cats? No, because they make those giant
Chinese ones that are no. Is it a vape? No,
(53:10):
I wish Is it a candy? No, because would be
the vending machine. Mm hmm yeah, maybe we should have
That's okay, I mean everybody wants one more. Guess I'm out.
I have no idea because what's throwing me off is
like bigger than the thumb it can get. Okay, I'm
gonna say any Okay.
Speaker 18 (53:31):
Is it skinny?
Speaker 5 (53:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (53:34):
No? Is it more long or wide? This one is wide?
This one is wide. Is it chalk?
Speaker 16 (53:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (53:41):
So if this one is wide, but they're not always
made the same size. Yeah. Oh is it a dill
do No? All right, I'm out, all right, I I
I think I'm out up tick tacks. I'm also gonna
steal this from the text fireball whiskey whiskey ding ding
(54:05):
being bing ding being texture And you cannot get that
in a uh machin interesting. I mean in a real
country you could get machine. You know what I'm saying,
cigarette veny machine. For the first time in forever. Recently,
I didn't see one of those. Last one I saw
was in Abia Abitha, Spain. Well that was that was
fun and difficult?
Speaker 6 (54:25):
Yes, yeah, no, I I I agree. All right, Uh
you guys ready for the next one. I've got something
lodge under my largest fat role. It's the fat role challenge.
Speaker 18 (54:35):
All right.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
It wants to go first? I will Is this an
office supply?
Speaker 20 (54:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Can you eat it? Yes? Would you personally enjoy eating? Sometimes?
It would be my answer? Okay, but it depends, But yes,
it depends healthy. Yes, it's a cart no. Yeah. Is
it a vegetable of some kind?
Speaker 20 (55:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Is it a fruit of some kind?
Speaker 20 (55:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Would you find this in a vending machine? No, you
would not.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Does it go in the fridge?
Speaker 5 (55:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Could you use this sexual? I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
And no?
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Is liquid?
Speaker 2 (55:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (55:26):
It? Is it always the same color? Or does it
come in a variety of color? I would say most
of the same color. Would Greg Gory use this to
cream his coffee?
Speaker 20 (55:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:38):
Is it fireball? It is not fire. Does it contain alcohol?
It does not. Is it in a can?
Speaker 11 (55:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Could a toddler drink it? No?
Speaker 20 (55:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (55:53):
Is it an energy drink?
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Is not an energy drink. What banka is not banaka? Okay?
Have do we have these in the office fridge? No,
it's not kept in the fridge. Oh, it's not kept
in the fridge. Is it a condiment of some sort?
Speaker 4 (56:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Is it catch up?
Speaker 20 (56:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (56:15):
Is it hot sauce?
Speaker 2 (56:16):
It is hot sauce. I love this game.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, look at that. Not just a packet either, bitches.
Speaker 6 (56:26):
Yeah, I don't know if I can stand it without
a dropping though, as I'm sitting here, like I can
tuck it under, but like I don't.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
I don't know if it would hold. Probably not. Yeah
that's a heavy bottle. Yeah, you wouldn't want to drink. Yeah,
So next time someone has the chilula, know that it's
been under what. I didn't open it up, it's just
the bottles. Yeah, I did use the hell out of that. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (56:47):
Right, you can put that issh on anything. Although that's Franks,
that's true. That So that's how you play the fat
role challenge everybody.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Wow, that was really fun. We're gonna take a quick
break more. When he showed next hang on the Woody Show,
now back show something we had never done before. What
he show Olympics.
Speaker 6 (57:08):
Yeah, so we started that right when the Olympics this
year began and the first one that.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
We had did was the with the shooting. Yeah, and
we had those guns. What are those guns called again?
Sea Bass? The brand is Burnham Yeah, yeah, responsible. Yeah,
we had some We had some fans. In the comments
on on the Instagram videos, I saw that they are
fun to play with. Yeah. Anyway, so there's that video.
Speaker 6 (57:31):
You can see a show Olympics round number one. This
is a round number two weeks two, I should say,
there are two weeks of the Olympics. So what do
you show Olympics and Sea Bass. It's a relay? Explain
how this is gonna well.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
Much like they do. They in fact have mixed relay
races for swimming. For instance, I was watching one where
they had it was a lady dives in first and
she does two laps, and then two guys and then
a lady at the end, and you know it's whoever
goes fast as win. So I said, well, we could
do that on the Woody Show. We have guys and
ladies here, but instead of swimming and running and all
that kind of crap, let's do something more Woody Show theme.
Let's do some food let's eat. Yeah, I got I've
(58:05):
got some giant wieners here. They are long like bun lengths.
They're like they're girthy and do sausage. And so my
thought was, well, what if we could pass those wieners
off relay style between a mixed double a man and
a woman almost a right.
Speaker 19 (58:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Instead of handing off the baton at the end of
the lap, you're handing off the wiener. You know, you
have to eat and swallow the water. You have to
hand it off, and maybe the first to let's say
four successful handoffs between the man and the woman wins.
And I thought was, okay, that's great, but let's make
it a little more Olympic theme. Let's have them as
they are both, you know, mouth to mouth, not just
with their hands. You know, with their mouth you grab
in your mouth, else in their mouth. While it's in
(58:47):
both your mouths, you have to hum the Olympics theme.
And we're not which we're not on to play. The
next person would take it and deposited in the trash
or right by the way, did you know there have
John Williams wrote that of Starrs and Superman. Yeah, e
(59:10):
T and he's he's written in four different versions. Wow, yeah, wow,
eighty four, eighty eight, ninety six, and two thousand and so.
Which is the one that we can't play? Probably all,
it's probably all of them, but it changes. He I
didn't know it. I just looked it up. Maybe there's
like some teeny subtle No, No, it's they're they're full
on different variations searched John Williams. He's done them a bunch.
(59:32):
He's prolific, obviously. Just just just for clarification, is this
one of them?
Speaker 4 (59:35):
This one that is like the.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
Twenty No, I'm asking the question, Oh no, is this
is this John Williams as well? I believe that's like
the twenty twelve version. Halt, look at it right now?
All right, we've we've had that for years. But that's
the one that happened the ninety sixth. I thought that
was the always too. It's so weird, all right. So,
(01:00:04):
uh uh, what are the teams going to be? Well,
in studio we have Greg and Morgan and uh, Sammy
and Menace. Okay, and there's already sitting next to each other.
I think these are too great team. It's just too convenient. Okay,
So we should we do, you and I do a demos.
That's like how it works. Okay, Yet we only have
(01:00:24):
a certain number wiener. Should we jump them all onto
a plate? That? Yeah, you put Wiinners on a plate,
the full number, just like like one hand off or whatever. Right, right,
I'll go over to where you Okay, you come over
to the glove. Yeah, those look good. Yeah, there's only eight.
Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Okay, there's only eight in the package.
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Okay, so you're going to start with the wiener on
a plate. You'll pick it up with your mouth and
then put it in your mouth. Yeah, hand, no hands.
Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
And then as soon as they both get in.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
To seal the transfer, we go with the smaller wieners.
So the okay, so wait, but one one wiener? Yeah
at the time and then yeah, and then I would
think first to four it would be the winner. Okay,
we're going based on time, right, So I would go first.
I would go down.
Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
The only the only person, so the only person who
has to who has to hum the song is the
person who's currently wianering both.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
As it's in both your mouths, you both hum. So
there's some sexiness there. Okay, of course I go down,
get it into my mouth and then get no hands. Okay, okay, okay, Scott, Wait, no,
you don't do it. He doesn't. You don't know. We
both don't do it until it's in both our mouths. See,
(01:01:40):
this is why I wanted the demo, right, okay, and
I wanted to get this close to see that. Don't
kiss O yours or whatever. We do it, but we
want to do that as fast as possible. That was megasexual. Yeah,
(01:02:04):
that's the closest I think I've ever been. That's gonna
be a great screenshop. Yeah, So I need clarification. Do
we hum the way you guys did? You have to
finish that.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
First during the past.
Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
So you both in your mouth at the same time,
get to that, and then you can put it down
and then go to your next one, yes, and then
go the next one.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
All right, Greg, I have bad news. This is the
first time I'm hearing about this song.
Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
Okay, well okay, yeah, I mean we'll get it together,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
So the competition is set, and we don't use our
hand to put in our mouth. Correct. You got to
go down there with your mouth, with your mouth.
Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
The competition is set, and we're going to compete next
What Show Olympics Week number two The Wiener relay Next
on The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Hang on, all right, welcome back Woody Show Olympics number two,
Week number two.
Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Yeah, all right, so we went over the rules once
again Sea Bass night. If you missed that, I'm sure
there's gonna be again in the video as well. How demonstrated.
I see what the chicks sea? Now, yeah, lucky we
could have We could have done butterfly kisses that lady
like a little like nose rub I.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Can't say, but you know. Yeah, all right, So Woody
Show Olympics.
Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
We have some some wieners over there, Oh yeah, some
some hot dogs, and so it's gonna be Team Menace
and Sammy against Team Greg and Morgan. And so it
looks like both both the guys are going to be
the ones who initiates. They'll both be going down first.
There's a table of wieners, and then they'll grab the
(01:03:52):
wiener with their mouth. They will then go over to
their partner. The partner will have to then take the
hot dogug into their mouth, so both of their mouths
kind of like a double ended dildough, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Sort of in a very sexual way. Yes, right, because we're.
Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Trying to make it as sexy as possible. That's why
we're doing it this way anyway, So think of docking, yes,
you know what I mean. So each each person wants
to be holding onto the hot dog with their mouth
at the same time. And then once that happens, you
sing the first little verse of the of the Olympic
tune du and then drop and then you drop it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
And if if it falls out during the singing, which
is part of the difficulty, but it's doable, as you
saw from was on the floor, I'll place it back
on that plate and you gotta go again. Okay. The
scariest part is at the them now. Okay. So it's
the first team to four dogs, right right, four dogs
everyone at a time, just toever farthest I think we
(01:04:53):
figured before. We're all patriotic around here. Okay, Oh that
might drop my humming. Yeah that's gonna yeah, it's just
for the beginning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Woody
Show Olympics.
Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
Yeah, okay, are the teams ready, yes, Are the receivers ready?
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (01:05:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Okay, here we got all right, all right, all right,
Well there's a lot to think about it.
Speaker 10 (01:05:18):
Is that a coordination?
Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
For Greg? Here is can you tap your head and
rub your belt at the same time?
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
I know?
Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Okay, all right, here we go on your mark, get
set go all right. So Greg and Menas are both
they each have a hot now they're doc.
Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Alright, that's one.
Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
All right, so far as it's like Menace has already
got the second one, it's in Menaces alright.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Right, Okay, now, okay, good, okay, this is this is
going a lot faster than i. Greg and Morgan have
taken back the lead. All right, all right, I put
it down, fell Greggs fell on the ground. Why not
put it down? Put it down? Okay, all right, I call.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
My wi one.
Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Okay, leave the Wieners where they are. Let me consult
with Sea Bass on this one.
Speaker 16 (01:06:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
See, was that was, by the way, a photo finish
regardless of the Yeah, it was a very close thing.
I believe Sammy and Menace drop their Wiener on their
plate first. However, Greg, he.
Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Does bring up a good physical what's the word obstruction?
Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Obstruction?
Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
Yeah, look, there is uh, there is a definite inquiry
on this whole competition. Well, no, okay, so here's here's
here's what I'm proposing. Because it also went a lot
faster than I thought. That was pretty good, all right,
So what we're gonna do now is uh, just reverse it.
So now Morgan will have to pick up and Samu
(01:06:54):
will have to pick up and just go back to
the original table of winners. Okay, all right, son, can
we declare that one that was like a that was
a push because it'd be one thing if it was
Greg's own fault, but Caroline definitely was impeding our camera. No, no, no, everybody,
(01:07:18):
how do we know that Caroline wasn't paid off by menace?
And come on, that's a performance enhancing staff.
Speaker 17 (01:07:30):
Because I had my mouth up to Morgan's mouth and
we were having our moment and then I flipped around
to get my wiener and a person's right here, Caroline
right in my way.
Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
It wasn't like right, it's not like Greg stumbled. You
could have been hurt, right. I think this is the
most I think it's the most fair thing to do.
It's like a false start. Okay, what are they doing? Okay,
what are they doing in the case of a false
start in track? Don't they? I just don't want to
hear any complaining when we win again. One wants to
win again. Okay, so you care line was operating camera
(01:08:01):
in room and yeah that I don't know if I've
ever seen Olympics where the track and field where the
guy's running and there's a camera. I have seen it
in football where there was a kick that hit the
flying camera. Yeah, I think that that's a recent Yeah, yeah,
messed up by a cameraman. All right, are we in
agreement though? Fine? So you see there Sammy's trying to
(01:08:23):
figure out which side which who had which mouth on
which side of the wiener?
Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
Which side because you want to.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Put him down. She's making sure she knows we need
the one side is green. Now, so they guy and
they must come from a plate and land on the plate. Greg,
So yeah, they got on the plate on the floor. No,
that stuff got it? Yeah, and they have the Greg
has a difficulty one if his wieners was on the floor,
so it might be hairy.
Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
All right, Greg, know what here, in all fairness, do
you want to move that chair out of your way?
You do have a chair in your way, push it
off to the side because they don't have a chair
in Peter I know, but he's not amore. No, I'm
keeping because now I'm keeping all things.
Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Give me a break, both of you. Things equal disappear
case if it was you. It's all ronment.
Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
Yeah, the playing field needs to be equal, you know
how Like in hockey the refs of the officials go
out there and they check the nets and then make
sure everything is like where it needs to be, and
then they declare everything is good, right exactly? Yeah, the
flight gate fan over here, Sammy, okay, all right, so cheeters,
this is for all the Wieners.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
What you show Olympics the hot dog relay. Wiener in
mouth relay.
Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
Wien are in mouth relay And are you guys ready
on your mark? Get set go all right? So Morgan's
already got okay. They both have the winders, all right,
Now both transfer the table. Menace was the first to
transfer to. Greg had a little bit harder time. Okay,
Greg had a great to a great make good. Now
(01:10:05):
they're back to neck and neck Greg, what's behind he's
now tied it up?
Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah, Morgan barely has her mouth on the tip of
that thing. Oh, it's all on the ground. We have
one on the ground. Don't touch a Caroline.
Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
All right, there's three. Now Greg, you have to pick
that other one on the plate the plate, and it's
on the plate. Yes, on your first whim, your first
wid What.
Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Happened there is when Greg was transferring his third Wiener
onto the plate, he turned quickly, much like when a
receiver is catching a ball. But they turned before it
gets in their hands, and it tumbled off the plate
onto the ground. He didn't focused on again. We tried
to yeah, and then.
Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
Caroline was gonna go pick it up for wow, once
again interfering like I mean, I guess you got to
make goods, like how a ref will make good And.
Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Yes it was Harry, by the way.
Speaker 12 (01:10:58):
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
It was a good race is won by both mouth
Wiener teams. But yeah, that's little. It's technique. You gotta,
you know, take care of take care, take care of
the basics.
Speaker 17 (01:11:07):
And I will admit on this second round. On the
first humming, I was doing the graduation song.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Was I went the graduation I saw eyes like yeah,
and I picked up your wiener off the ground. Now, yeah,
you can do it. This is a good Wieners. You
(01:11:37):
can still I can boil those guys.
Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
Leaving a bad taste in my mouth?
Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Do you do?
Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
You want to have a deep throat off between Greg
and Menace to see who can go deeper?
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
They're equal wieners. Yeah, deep throat off? Yeah, like like
how like how far can you get it in there?
Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
Right?
Speaker 12 (01:11:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
What because those those are good without without gagging? Eight
and a half nine inches? Yeah, if we're gonna keep
it that for sexy and yeah, just kind of use
your finger to mark house, don't Greg, Menaces play?
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Yeah, yeah, make sure it's not the hairy one.
Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Although, yeah, Greg, you should inspect it like a chick
will and like just pick the little hairs.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Off it before you know, I don't know where which
one it is.
Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
Okay, Well, you guys can go individually, Okay, so Mena's
go ahead first individually?
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Yeah, yeah, how deep you can go? Oh that's it?
Oh please? Are you serious?
Speaker 19 (01:12:29):
That's all I can go?
Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Yeah, you got to market. You gotta mark where your
finger Okay, let's see. Oh god, okay, keep it keep
it there, keep it there? Maybe three? Yeah, all right,
here you go. Greg, you're okay? You can Greg put
yourself that Greg?
Speaker 18 (01:12:47):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Greg? By I mean by a pube? I should I'm
expecting great, you're taking the whole thing. To be quite
honest with you, that's too over there, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Are you judging?
Speaker 11 (01:12:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
I am Actually are you really you want to try it.
Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
All right on camera?
Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I mean this seems like a man thing that man. Well,
it does seem like a man the internet. Yeah, yeah,
that's all right, that's alright. Alright, Well there you go.
Woody Show Olympics.
Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
Everybody, nice work, competitors see four years yes, all right,
more Woody Shows next, hang on, boom into another new
ol insensitivity training, politically correct world. That's where we're at
the Woodies Show Wednesday morning. It is money, that is
(01:13:37):
Greg Gory. There's a menace, you know what feeling?
Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
What's the latest Beastie Boys?
Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
There's a sea basket morning, there's Sammy got out to
the Beastie Boys. Shout out to the BC boys.
Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Rat is here? Hey morning, Gina. Phones open eight seven
seven forty four. Text us over to two two nine
eight seven. This is what I've been waiting for. I
want to hear about his weekend, the Gathering of the
Juggalos twenty twenty four. We were talking about it and uh,
this is like the the eighth year, maybe that sea
mass has gone to the gathering over here and there,
(01:14:17):
off and on. Of course the Juggalos took off twenty
twenty unfortunately. But yes, every year Woody, that the gathering
of the Juggalos happens. Yeah, sea mess has been there
to report and it is indeed a miracle. Every song,
Oh I see it because that song with the Adur magnets,
how did they work? And now I don't want to
cook scientic this is one of their songs called miracles
(01:14:42):
like magnets, how do they work? Yeah, I want to talk,
you know, scientify. Scientists are gonna call up to me
and say, hey, this is how they work. No, no,
no line, yeah, no, no, I know miracle. Look they're
easily impressed. All right.
Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
So just to kind of recaps, I've asked a couple
of questions over the last couple of days, like how
was the crowd this year compared to years past?
Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Was it still as seem to be pretty pretty as packed? Yeah? Yeah,
and it's it's it's tough to call an exact number
on that because what it is. There's this uh this
campground slash venue in Ohio Thornville, which is about half
hour east of Columbus and it's spread out though, so
like you got a main stage, a couple of side stages,
some tents, and people kind of camp in and around
(01:15:20):
all those areas out up in the trees. Is that
part of the ticket, Like, Hey, if you're going to stay,
just stay or do you have to get like a
camping rules greg what you can upgrade to the big
balla package? And because there's a handful of people, they don't.
They don't come in like nice RVs, but they do
have like hookups and stuff for electricity and sewage. So
(01:15:41):
it's another an RV there. You're like Bill Gates generators
guard it. Yeah, ball in. Here's another question that I had.
Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
Are there any kind of like actual rules, so because
even in prison, like among the prisoners, they are like
unspoken unwritten rules, like are there rules for the gathering
of the juggle.
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
In as far as they they say you can't bring
in fireworks and animals they say, and there are loads
of fireworks now there are. I will say this, they're
really good. There are no or very few dogs there.
There are quite a few children, oh wow, a handful.
I saw one report of a naked baby wandering quite
(01:16:22):
a few teenagers unfortunate. In fact, the saddest thing I
saw at the gathering of the Juggalos this year, Greg
was someone who looked like they were probably a grandmother,
but knowing this crowd he knows, handing a nitrous balloon
off to what looked like a fourteen year old wo
okay at times, which, by the way, was I think
the drug of choice of the juggleris is I've seen
(01:16:43):
nitrous has exploded everywhere. It's back the past few years
because it's so easy to buy online. It's so easy
to get fun.
Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
Is that the one that makes you sound like a munchkin.
Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Yeah, it's a very short high. They call it hippie crack,
what ten fifteen seconds most, and but you just say.
Speaker 17 (01:17:04):
It's like an expert, Greg, I was on what we
called them crackers because you would twist it and you
would go, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I was on those for like a week or two. Allegedly,
Kanye West now has some like you who's getting millions
of dollars worth of his nitrius if you could just
buy it online because it's used for whip cream dispensers.
But I would say that's probably less than half of
what was that.
Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
I just wasn't aware, Like, Okay, of course the organizers
they've got to you know, ICP themselves, they've got like
some rules for liability purposes. I didn't know if there
was like some kind of consensus among the masses who
are there, like hey, look, whatever happens, like we never
do this or we always stay away, like all this
other stuff is fine. We could throw poop at each
other and show each other buttles and things like that, but.
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
We never do x Y. Well, they are very big
into they're very anti fentanel because it kills them, and
so they don't want to die. They got that much
going for them. So that's one thing you'll see is
people will walk around with little cardboard signs I saw
advertising LSD PCP acid percosets, and they don't want to know. Yeah,
(01:18:06):
that's the thing, right, I would want to die if
that was. If someone who's walking around in basketball shorts
and nothing else walks up to you says, hey, I
got some perks that that very well could have fentanyl
in it, and so they find. So they are they're
very active. Some of them are about testing these drugs
if they find someone repeatedly who knowingly is selling fentanyl.
They'll they'll bust them out of there. Okay, so that's
about the only thing.
Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Well, we got some audio from the twenty twenty four
gathering the Jugglers Insane clown Posse. Is this, you know,
rap group or whatever. They're always dressed like clowns. They
got to be fifty years old now, yeah, yeah, and
uh and so you get like, really the kind of
bottom dwellers of society, the knuckle dragger, these are like
white trash. Looks at these guys and goes, wow, you
guys are white trash. As Dave Chappelle might have said,
(01:18:49):
these are the trashiest of whites.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
And so Sea Bass goes there every year, he is
among them, he is talking to them, and we're gonna
hear some of the audio coming up for you next
back to the show I'm Good Kid on Christmas. Yeah,
you can't wait to hear the audio gathering.
Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Of the Juggalos twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
And yeah, just in case you want to get another
little frame of reference on what ICP, what their songs
sound like?
Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Yo, who would want to hang out with these guys?
What is a juggle? Is the name of the song.
Let me think for a second.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Oh, he gets butt naked.
Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
And then he walks through the streets SLINKs but it's
his butte.
Speaker 11 (01:19:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Yeah, so it's comedy wrap rock. Yeah, coolness altogether. Hatchetman.
Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
Oh yeah, and like all their fans, Yeah, they love
this Hatchetman logo. It's on the hats, it's on like
dog tags, It's on bodies.
Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Oh yeah, amount Hatchetman tattoos. You will see. It's on
necklaces on dudes that show up to Board's wedding. Oh
that's right. Yeah, somebody shot up to Board's wedding. They
had a Hatchetman necklace. Will they give you when you
hit your ticket to gathering? They give you a pendant,
which I don't have this year because I gave it
away to some guy who lost his because I was
being sweet and I knew he needed it more than
(01:20:05):
I do.
Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
The Lord.
Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
I wonder if they have their special wedding.
Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Proposal I saw, all right, So who's the first person
from the gathering. This is the guy I gave my
pendant to. His name's mop all right, Yeah, I believe
he's got moppy hair, so he's gonna give you guys
some like the theory behind the gathering of the Juggalos,
as well as some advice. All Right, we're here to gather.
We're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 20 (01:20:28):
We're here to not give because society doesn't accept us,
so we're gonna accept everybody that's here.
Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
You gotta have axent.
Speaker 20 (01:20:35):
You gotta have a safe place to sleep, because I
know a lot of ninjas that are out here passes
out on the grass and just laying there because they
got in with their last bucks. They don't have sort
of passed out the road wherever they can sleep until
the sun comes up.
Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Dude. And by the way, I've noticed every juggler sounds
that they half lost their voice. Yeah right, I think
you may have heard in the background that I think
it's partially from nitresses that give you like I wonder,
don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
I mean, because like we had this guy from one
of the first times you went. He was just chanting
family like from yelling like that all the time his voice.
Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Yes, and we're talking to mop here and he hit
on something we've hit before in the Juggalo gathering. Is
they just they get there barely the greyhound or whatever
hitchhiking and then who knows what happens next. Yeah, Ohio,
I'll figure out how to get back now. One thing,
one thing that map just said us there a lot
of guys. I'll party until the morning, just pass out
in the grass. And he went on protection. And unfortunately,
(01:21:35):
despite this being a family of like minded individuals, that
can lead to problems. My boys any.
Speaker 10 (01:21:41):
Money because they lost their dude.
Speaker 20 (01:21:43):
People are out of your stashes, risk people's sleep.
Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
How would you even do that? Like if I try
to take your wristband, like you would feel that though, right,
Some people.
Speaker 20 (01:21:49):
Get so dub here that they pass out for twelve
hours and don't feel or hear or see a thing. Yeah,
and so when you're just like a dead body laying
on your car for twelve hours, people come out to
you with all of your group.
Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Again, aren't you missing stuff you're laying around for twelve hours? Well,
the idea is you're up till you know, you're watching
the bands, you listen like late night wrestling, and you're
doing a lot of drugs, and then you pass out
for twelve hours. Now, at some point another juggalo steals
your wristbands so they can either give it to a friend,
resell it whatever. Even though they're family. Yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
I know they're not each other, right, they're not upstanding individuals,
but I thought they were supposed to look out for
each other.
Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Well, that's the thing is they speak outside of one
side of their mouth and do something else.
Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
In fact, I said, an alarm going off the background
is our carnival, other carbal games kind of going like we.
Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Picked up on something interesting as well, Woodie. So there
are probably Juggalo gathering is nothing but noise all all
the time, fireworks, music, et cetera.
Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
They talk about being in jail like jail prison, like
they say, it's just a loud chaos.
Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
And because because about five hundred people decided to bring megaphones.
Because what they love doing is that as you're sitting
there in your campsite and people are walking around the gathering,
you just yell stuff like show me your butthole, you know.
So Jugglos love yelling nasty things at each other and
that's what you're here there. So there's a lot of
megaphones and stuff like that. Now, I just happened while
(01:23:12):
before talking to Mop, I found and encountered one juggalo
finding another thief juggler. So this girl, right exactly, this
girl and her crew were walking by a campsite and
then and she goes, wait a minute, that's my guy's
like little blue wagon menace. You're a fan of the
rolling wagons.
Speaker 13 (01:23:32):
Yes, shout out the wagons because and these are wagons
and cooler is very common at the gathering because people
throw their drinks and stuff and the walk around the
different different there's like.
Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
The foldable ones that you'll see, I like target. And
so she's screaming, and I didn't want to get too
close and interrupt as a nark. I wanted to see
it playouts. So she's screaming at the I'm sure the
police are coming running right well you quick. In fact, no,
they did not, and so they and so they go, hey,
go get security. So one of them runs off to
go find security. Well, at that point, the girl who
allegedly stole all this stuff, and they found a bag
(01:24:03):
full of like power tools and all. Ye what stuff
you bring to the gathering, right exactly, And so she
skidadles at the back of the tent and this guy
goes chasing after her. Meanwhile he's screaming at the other
people in her crew for harboring a thief. And that's
how I caught Was this a little bit audio right here?
A lot of thief get away you're having pash as
(01:24:25):
he's like chasing this girl through the again. Jug just
a family not here steal from each other. Oh wait,
you can't leave anything alone because he had robbed all.
Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Right, So Sea Bass last weekend was it the gathering
of the Juggalos, and we played this clip here.
Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
This is the woman. Now, I did not actually find
this woman. I looked for her. She's the woman in
the power chair. She's got a clear plastic dildough filled
with ashes. Here she is telling the Juggalo clown vist
what's in that dildo?
Speaker 20 (01:24:48):
An actual replication of my husband's venus with his ashes
that I have slowly been spreading around the gathering.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
He's here.
Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Yeah. And then of course some other a hole with
a megaphone in the background guides around say they're telling
you to show your sphincter. Yeah, and she is so gross.
Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
She has the eye on. We were talking about it
on yesterday's show. She has the I Love Pegging Men
belly shirt. She's about three hundred pounds in this wheelchair.
And then she's wearing like lingerie from the from the
bottom Dog the.
Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Way You're lucky. She's wearing laundry because a lot of
there are a lot of women at the gathering her
size who are fully naked, really bear, you can't really tell.
She had to lift it up flash exactly so that
iHeart Pegging Men's shirt was actually sold on site by
this woman Angela. And she's one of those like the
tattooed suicide girl type of girls. And she has her
(01:25:46):
own line of clothing, which she's going to tell us
about here.
Speaker 11 (01:25:48):
Okay, Nowhere Fast is the clothing brand. We make good clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
She sounds way too sober already. She's actually a business.
She's actually there doing work. She's she's not high on They.
Speaker 6 (01:25:56):
Have money to spend on this stuff because the nerds
they go to comic Con, they got money. You know,
Barbie people that say that the men has talked to.
We just heard a lot of people show gathering with
literally nothing. So there are a handful who have some cats.
Speaker 11 (01:26:12):
Nowhere Fast as a clothing brand, we make good clothes
for bad bitches. We have the iHeart Pegging men designed
the made him Psycho I eat, Yeah, made him Psycho.
Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Now those are shirts that Juggalos would love wearing. Obviously.
Now so what Angela nowhere fast? Is that what she said?
Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Believe nowhere fast. So she goes to different festivals like
put more metal festivals. You can tell. It's like hard
rock stuff. That's a perfect name for her company. That's
where all her clientele is. Gry So now, now I
will give Angela some credit. Besides, she's pretty sexy, you know,
but like that tattooed vixen sort of look. Besides having
(01:26:53):
these cool shirts, she holds periodic contests throughout the gathering
of the Juggalos that involve things where men and men
eat things off other men and women. Here's an example
from Angelo.
Speaker 11 (01:27:03):
Okay, while people are coming up, like hey, seating contest
is at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
That seating contest.
Speaker 11 (01:27:08):
We put chocolate pudding on people's apps and then somebody
else eats it off.
Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Oh wow, there's an idea for the next dare for dollars.
There's an their idea for the next WOODI Show live events. Yeah,
in fact, I witnessed it. I went back the next
day and she was having a katy eating contest where
it was greg. It was three girls on chairs. Okay,
they smeared vanilla pudding all over the They first they
removed their pants except for g strings bikini bottoms. The
(01:27:32):
girls removed it. It got the smear although the vanilla pudding.
And then three other girls, yeah, get it off there,
and the fastest one was stops him like you've never
like me. Yeah, you used the party, you know. Could
you not watch?
Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
She got this judgmental look on her face. I would
be so uncomfortable if I went back. Like the idea
that Seabats was standing there watching it live makes me
so uncomfortable to think I was watching that line.
Speaker 6 (01:28:01):
It's a couple of years ago, there was something that
broke out. Everybody's throwing lawn chairs and stuff over the crowd,
like something broke out, like it was maybe one of
the performances or something.
Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
It was like in a tent or something. Oh well,
that's the trash war that happens every year, the trash war. Okay,
so okay, to break this that's a different that's a
different event. And what happens to the whole event every
every Saturday afternoon ICP the band hold like a seminar,
like an hour long talk about what's coming up for
the next year. Well before that happens, all the Juggalos
have decided. This has just kind of happened spontaneously. They decide,
(01:28:31):
we're going to bring a bunch of trash, including like
raw squid and you know, just garbage from any you know,
fecal matter. And then for like a good half hour
before ICP shows up, they'll just get on the other side,
opposite side of the tents and toss it eat each
other again, raw fish, chairs, brave heart, anything you could find,
and so the so the place stinks, and then here
comes ICP to tell you about the new album. It's
(01:28:52):
kind of like Coachella for losers.
Speaker 13 (01:28:54):
Yeah, wow, but keep that in mind next live event. Yeah, yeah,
our website is nowhere fast dot co.
Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
Okay, co it's the it's the gathering of the Jugglo
Sea bats. Spent the weekend there amongst the animals and
or are crawling.
Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
All over the place. And so we got all this audio.
We do have some more to share, but we're gonna
take a quick break and we'll come back with that
next year. On The Woody Show, hang on. The Woody
Show will be in a sec. This is the Woody Show,
all right.
Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
We're going through some of the audio that Seabats collected
his weekend getaway.
Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Did you bring a date with you this time? I
have the gathering of the jug on twice with women.
They loved it and well they were. You don't bring
you don't bring Sammy there. You bring someone. You bring
somebody like Gina in the corner. You would go, I go.
Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
I would just if you lost me, I'd kill it.
Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
You bring someone who gets it, yeah, because they're not
gonna You're not gonna attack you, and unless you're doing
the drugs they hand you, you're not gonna die.
Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Just if you just keep your head about you, you'll
be fine. Somebody said your show is like an abusive boyfriend.
No matter how bad it gets, it's hard for me.
Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
To let go. So we love speaking of my ship.
I saw that sweet numerous times in the in the
in the Facebook group for the Juggalos, people reporting, hey
I broke up with my husband or wife, I need
a ride home. Everybody needs way back. Every year, Well,
that brings us our next piece of audio, Greg Gorey,
because they can show up. They got no money, they
(01:30:21):
got no resources, So how how can I make money
while I'm there? Though, Greg, we had a couple of
years ago, got the guy who got kicked in the
balls for twenty bucks. Well I saw this guy walking
around in a bloody brown shirt that was covered with
balloons and he was holding some throwing darts. O god,
I got to do this with the Bloodhound game.
Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
Remember that the Bloodhound Gang back in the day they
had I think it's when the Bad Touch came out.
They came on the show and they insisted that I
throw darts at the one guy's back, right, And all
you did was put a two by four down his
spine so I wouldn't hit his spine. And then but
he wanted me to throw it hard enough so it's
stick in his.
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Bag, right, I remember that. Yeah, that's where Logan why
I don't want to do this. I'm not comfortable that
any care. Here's why, because Logan wants to make some money. Woody,
All right, Logan.
Speaker 19 (01:31:10):
I'm wearing a balloon pop game. Throw metal darts at
me two for five dollars, So you blew up.
Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Some balloons you got, like, I don't know, TWI stuff
to your shirt, and uh, what do I win?
Speaker 19 (01:31:20):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
In your head, what do I win if I pop
a balloon? You don't wear nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
You just get to see me bleed.
Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Are you worried about tetanus? No, sir, I'll use clean darts.
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Oh okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
Every time they fall on the ground he wipes them
off with alcohol. Clean is a word that comes to
mind when I think about the gathering.
Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Five for twenty. He could have gotten away with that. No, no,
now here's the thing. I was twenty bucks to get
kicked in the nuts?
Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Uh, fun fact, tetanus is not It doesn't have to
do with the actual rust on a piece of metal.
It's just the it's the dirt that it picks up
being around things. You know. I think about a deck
with a rusty nail. That's it was dirty. There's bacteria
in there, and I'm sure there's plenty of that at
the jug Loog gathering. So he wanted two for five.
I gave him twenty for two. Wow, that was mighty yeah,
(01:32:05):
And so I threw a blue at him. Oh okay,
how much money have you made by having people throw
real darts at your body?
Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Today?
Speaker 19 (01:32:12):
Just in the last half hour, bri twenty five bucks?
Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Right is what again? Two for five? All right? Now here,
I would like for you, if you don't mind, to
hold the mic and tell me about feel says, I'm
throwing them.
Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Several holes here in your shirt.
Speaker 19 (01:32:27):
I got some bloodstains and they got me in the
heart the other day. So I put a little plate
right here in my heart.
Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Oh, fulded up piece of cardboard yep, because that hurt,
Oh my god, so much like your bloodhound gang guy.
His in his breast pocket. There's a folded up piece
of cardboard because he learned, because he already got hit
in that sad Wow. Oh I thought you would faced
away from you. No, No, he was wearing safety goggles.
Oh he barely reacted. Well, it wasn't the first dart
(01:32:56):
he had. His shirt was full of build up, a tolerance.
Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
How inebriated. Do you think he was.
Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Just ao like?
Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
He sounds Juggalo sober mark. I want to hear it again, listen.
Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
I like the.
Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Yeah, right, all right, gathering of the Juggalos, the ICP
and sane clown posse. Gathering of freaks every year. The
last couple of years at least it's been in Ohio. Yeah, yeah,
they flowed, They float around the Midwest, but I think
they may have settled on this legend value Ohio. And
Ryan's there.
Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
We've heard about them stealing from each other numerous times,
about the eating of different things, about probable tetanus, uh,
the overdoses, et cetera. But Ryan is here to tell
you in his juggalo voice that no, it's about the love,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
This holy.
Speaker 7 (01:33:51):
He swallowed real nails.
Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Oh yeah, he ate the darts that the other people
were throwing. I mean your nightmare seeing Oh oh my god.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
The reason I'm here this year at the gathering because
I would not pass this up in a lifetime. This
is my fifth year, fifth year sober Man. The gathering
has been honestly the best time I've ever had at
any festival to love year that has been shown to
jugglers and just the family about it like.
Speaker 18 (01:34:25):
This is love.
Speaker 12 (01:34:26):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
What's his weight class? He You might think, oh, that's
an eighty five year old man. No, that's a twenty
eight year old probably undred and sixty pounds or seventy something. Yes, wow,
now you've pictured Rocky's brother. Oh yeah, yeah, wow, that's right.
You heard sober there are there. You don't have to
do a ton of drugs to be at the gathering
(01:34:47):
the Juggalos.
Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Here it is.
Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
It is kind of sad by the way, like you
think about like these people probably feel like completely lonely
the other three hundred and sixty three days a year.
Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
That's the point of having this family, right, Like, these people.
Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
Will find no salvation, no acceptance in any other spot
other than Legend Valley, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
That's why you go for the gathering of the Juggalos.
And so Ryan's going to talk to us more about
being sober at the gathering.
Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
So honestly, I had to get sober because I was
going down a path that would have led to either
jail or death.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
So I had to get my life better.
Speaker 9 (01:35:23):
And now I just smoke weed.
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Impact others.
Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
I think a lot of people they get kind of
like scared of being sober. Right, yes, that is exactly true.
And how I gonna have fun?
Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
You know, you're not ready until you're fully ready. You
got to make the decision yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Yeah, I feel the same way about dieting. Is California sober? Yeah, exactly.
And by the way, so I carry with me in
order to broker peace. I carry a cooler full of
beers and stuff and narcamp Yeah. And so I say, hey, man,
thanks for coming. That would offer you a beer, but
you're sober. He said, no, no, no, I'm just sober
for methan heroin, okay, which, by the way, if you
(01:36:02):
got beer and weeds, fine, man. Nothing that you have
to take weird percocets. We got time for one more
From the gathering of the Juggalos suck to Blaine, and
as we heard, it's people very poor when they show up,
and some are tempted to sneak in. Well, it is
pretty easy, according to Blaine, I.
Speaker 10 (01:36:18):
Don't know the lineup this year. I snuck in last night.
It was dark out. I just walked through the gates.
They didn't stop me, didn't question me, nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
So I just walked in smart.
Speaker 10 (01:36:27):
But I didn't have to worry about nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
But now do you have to worry about leaving because
it's during the daylight? Now, obviously I'm not gonna leave.
Did you find a place to sleep or whatever?
Speaker 10 (01:36:35):
Do you I sleep on that hill somewhere over yonder Yonder.
Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
So now we've heard several people like people just kind
of pass out in the grass and that's where you are. Yeah,
and that's the plan, right.
Speaker 6 (01:36:47):
Yeah, I mean I was thinking about that when we
were talking about the people who are stealing wristbands and stuff.
How tight is the security, Like do you even need
to steal the wristbands or can you? I think if
you have a certain look or whatever, they just assume
you're supposed to be there, and they do, well, then
what they do they're looking a family member.
Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
You know, the security will walk you back to the front, like, oh,
let me go help you back to the front. You
can buy any wristband, So it does happen. So all
I'm talking to Blaine real quick is his friend walks
up and he shows me a text message saying, Hey,
I've got acid, and he tells me that can you
explain what's going on here? Yeah, because it just told
me he got some acid for both of us. So
(01:37:24):
you have to be careful with it because you don't
know the source necessarily. Yeah, he only deals with his
close friends.
Speaker 21 (01:37:30):
Okay, Yeah, there have been issues, especially this year because
of the family a couple of people died already.
Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
OK. Smart.
Speaker 21 (01:37:37):
They have test strips all over the place. They have
everything's available here, So it's all up to you.
Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
To be smart. Yeah, be smart as you do your acid.
There you go from gathering at the Juggalos everybody yeah
times and by the way, and then there's so much more.
Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
Sounds like a fun trip. In case anybody's already planning
for next year, you can go to the gathering of
the drug race. It's around the same time every year.
Speaker 7 (01:38:10):
We're not uninterested going.
Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
You can hang out with these guys here. What's going on.
We're here partying.
Speaker 10 (01:38:15):
We're from Pittsburgh. We're a huge gang. We're a huge
streak gang.
Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Now let me with jugglers.
Speaker 10 (01:38:21):
We're a huge streak gang.
Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
I'm going to do this for us, my mother fucking
like for me. Very quiet, don't say anything. We'll be
back soon pretty sort of so soon. So what you
show
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Speaker 6 (00:47):
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Speaker 1 (00:52):
Merry christmaspher. We would like to sit on my lap
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up for you on the show today Christmas. Indeed, a
couple of my favorite things we got the show Olympics,
the Hot Dog Relay.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Also Sea Bass at the Gathering of the Juggalos twenty
twenty four, so the audio from his hang, his annual hang.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
With the Jugglos there in Ohio.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Also the fat role challenge on the show today, Fat
and Jolly and a question so something that people like
to brag about or talk about it. They throw it
out there like we're all supposed to be impressed, but
that don't impress you much.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I like that one of those things. Plus going back
to Sea Bass.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Turns out Sea Bass is inspiring the cops obvious. Yeah,
details coming up here on The Woody Show. But we're
starting off with some raccoon news.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Raccoon News news.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
All right, So the Tuesday Takeover that menaced years ago,
he's been like, oh dude, we should do a whole
segment where it's just nothing but stories about raccoons.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, and we all looked at it. I'm like, what what? Okay, man,
that sounds like a good idea.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Little buddy, and it exploded. But the Menace did it
for his Tuesday Takeover and people liked it. So every
once in a while we do some raccoon news.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And of course we have MENACE's official actual coonskin cap.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is, by the way, for real dead raccoon also
faced yea, yeah, and I had it still has the uh,
it still has the face in front of it. Everything. Yeah,
people stay warm in the Why do you want people
to freeze to death? All right, we'll start raccoon news
with You may have seen this. The only thing that
can make soccer entertaining is what raccoons. This was the
(03:54):
New York Philadelphia match in Philly and a raccoon burst
on the sea. And here's the call from Apple TV.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
A raccoon has found itself on the flipcoon. Hello.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Much of the delight of many home fans. Of course,
the game has to be stopped momentarily.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
I'd like to see the heat map here. Yeah, oh my,
what a show off.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh wow, the raccoon, so I really enjoy that. Yeah,
that goal right there, he's British, right, British. And then
the color commentators a little that is good. So the
raccoon's on the on the field or the pitches, they
insist podcasting run around. They got, you know, trash cans out,
they got some time to kill. So let's go back
to our announcers.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
We need to find him a ball because he's moving
very well in the central of midfield.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh wow, this is just incredible.
Speaker 10 (04:45):
Scenes.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Wow what I don't think I've ever seen anything quite
as bizarre as this, particularly given the amount of time
he's remained on the field as well.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
This is how you clear out a party.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What this is?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Thank you, entertainment of its own kind, doesn't it.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
You thought MESSI matches had pitch invaders?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Is that that's not like a streamer watching the game
putting in his own comment the color guy, the British guys,
the lead. Yeah, he sounds like a professional broadcaster. You know,
you don't have to be Bill Burr up there, but yeah, wow,
what a scene makes sense. You're supposed to be the
color guy. You're supposed to be the guy who has
like the really good stuff to say that's on Apple. Well,
(05:27):
look it's I don't who watches soccer, who watches Apple TV?
But you would think Apple has a couple of bucks.
That's very raccoon. They've called him rec like like like Roaldino, Yeah, Ronaldo, Yeah,
famous player Raaldino. Actually definitely rod some soccer fans, you
(05:48):
are they finally catch Rakkeino.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
There's three or four of people around him and goes
on his marvelous entertainment.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
At what point are we just rooting for him?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Generally cool raccoon, very nearly gonna what you can get
out Ton Hutson.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They got him, They got a raccoon.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Tell me and my jel like Soca, would you find
this short of it to tell you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Mats?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Wow, I did not have that in my match notes
coming into this one.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh my god, is there a version where I can
mute the other guy? God? The raccoon news? Well man,
it said, you know, he just started noticing raccoon news
popping up everywhere. It was in the culture in the ether.
You know what, He's exactly right because Inside Edition, Yes, wow,
my favorite they pave. They published a story that was
just hey, raccoons are getting into dumpsters. It wasn't like, hey,
(06:39):
we found like for the soccer match, like, oh, this
one thing happened. Here's a story. They're just like, in general,
people be talking about raccoons. Yeah, dumpsters. Let's see how
Inside Edition handled the issue.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
What in the world imagine opening your dumpster and a
pack of raccoons is staring back at you. Raccoons can't
get enough of dumpsters. Social media is flooded with people
who've gone out to empty the trash only to discover
what's being called dumpster bandits.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I love that voiceover guy. Yeah, now okay, so there.
He seems to be the star of most of the
clips that we end up covered from the Inside Edition
for sure. Put him on the Apple TV.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So that's right.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, So they're going through, as you heard, a bunch
of different clips of people find the dumpster bandits. They say,
the one thing you don't do is when you when
you open up, you don't stick your hand in there
and try to grab one.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
But if you step in to lend a helping hand,
be careful.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Because the raccoon's probably been in there for a while.
It wants to get out real bad. And so if
they told you just to put it like a piece
of wood in there, do something sensible, make it a ramp,
let it leave it at alone. It will win its
way eventually. Oh wow, what in the world in the
horrible But if you step in to lend a helping hand,
be careful. Video, But in the world that brings us
(08:08):
That reaction from that raccoon brings us to our next clip.
All right, raccoon where a dad has got his toddler
out on the front porch. She's getting the kid ready
to go in a stroller for a little walk around
the neighborhood. Classic stuff. Well, the dad's back is turned
and what crawls up his leg but a raccoon. So
he he's got the kid in his hands. The kid
gets tossed into the grass. The dad deals with the raccoon.
(08:32):
All right, raccoon, and the kids crying because the dad.
This is the second clip now, and are we saying
it wrong? Is it raccoon or raccoon, it's raccoon. I
(08:53):
think some people just say that to be cute. This
guy is clearly in panic mode. Raccoon. But even the
first guy a raccoon, a raccoon, he's British raccoon, it's raccoon.
Racon is also popular, all right. So this is how
(09:22):
not to handle a raccoon. But this next clip the
opposite how actually to handle a raccoon. This is from
a guy on TikTok. He goes by the name Northern
Rednick fourteen. He and his daughter were somewhere I don't
know where, but there was like a juvenile raccoon in
the in the yard and the daughter was holding it
because when you you have a young girl, you want
her to touch raccoons. Of course, teacher that that's the
(09:42):
right thing. And it reminds me of what his game.
Why they crying? Where the dad says, hey, we got
to go now, and the daughter does not like that.
What do you have? We we gotta go an you
(10:19):
playing back down?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
No? Do wind you?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Do you move?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Raccoon sounds so cute, Yeah, it sounds like yes, hey,
speaking of little kids crying. I sent this to Greg
because it's pretty funny this girl. You could tell what
kind of house she lives in just by what she's
crying about.
Speaker 12 (10:47):
Here.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Listen to this, like, what what's wrong.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
That?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Daddy called her a democrat? I thought no first, because
they thank God for the subtitles. I didn't know what
the hell she's talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Are you serious, daddy? I mean, one hand, that is cute.
On the other hand, that sucks that she lived in
the household where That was my first thought. Such a
bad word that was? That was my first thought. Madness.
A raccoon would also the raccoon news man. Another girl
who's love in love with raccoons, caring for raccoons a
(11:34):
little older. This is a high school senior, senior, i
should say, in Cambridge, Wisconsin, and the news showed up
to do a report on her, and I'll have them
tell you who she is.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
He's pretty chill like, he's very very calm.
Speaker 12 (11:47):
That's Sophia Semon describing the found lying on the road.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Sophia Seaman nfortunate name for anybody, really.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
But he's pretty chill like, he's very very calm.
Speaker 12 (11:59):
That's so Fia Semen describing the raccoon she found lying.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
On the road and spell. I mean, you would change
your name, right, you'd have to write because it's not
like it's a slang term that goes away. It's a
medical term. Yeah, I mean, and it's s E A
M O N. In her case, there's a company called Semens.
Right still, Semens is one thing. Semen straight up, semen.
Both they're odd. She's going to hear that alreadyr Husband
(12:23):
here again, I'm sure. Oh yeah, So let's continue with Sophia.
She actually got this little dugan off the ground that
she saw wandering around. Now there's a channel three thousand.
That's what they call themselves in Wisconsin. Wow, so many choices.
Speaker 13 (12:39):
It's a place called Burger three thousand, okay, and Andre
three thousands.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
So now listen to them. They're doing a report on
her how she found this raccoon's merching. Get back to help,
but listen to them nark out little Sophia seamen.
Speaker 14 (12:51):
Well, just off the top, guys, this is not legal
to do. The Wisconsin d and R has many regulations
prohibiting this kind of activity. Nevertheless, we just had to
meet up with Sophia to see the furry creature and
find out what her plants are for it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's a rescue raccoon.
Speaker 11 (13:07):
I was kind of walking outside and there was this
car and it kind of stopped.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Sophia Simon recaused moments she since named Marco.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
He was just huddled in the middle of the road.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I went to Walmart and I get basically electrolyte water
and then kitten replacement formula. No, you didn't moment some
as opposed to Sophia Semen.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
He's pretty chill like, he's very very calm.
Speaker 12 (13:36):
Oh, that's Sophia Semon describing the raccoon she found lying
on the road.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I could be a porn my birthday. Absolutely Well, there's
your raccoon news disgusting. The Woody Show Sea mess had.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Mentioned that carton arcs is being used as part of
police officer training.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The escallation. I might be saving lives out there, folks. Huh.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
And it's in like one particular police department, right is
not like unwide the National Fraternal Order of Police.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I mean, I'm sure once they get around to yeah,
all are exposed to it. Of course it will be.
It'll be adopted. Yeah, it was the whole Tyreek Hill situation,
and folks saying police brutality, and and Gina grad with
her situation of the cop yelling at her supposedly supposedly
well again we we we don't have the audio on
that or do I could probably get it. That was okay,
(14:32):
stay tuned, stay tuned. So to catch folks up, and
I went back through the Tyreek kill video where he
was pulled. I went through the whole video because what
we saw on TV when they released the body cam
look pretty bad, like Tyreek wasn't complying. But then like
the cops like a lot of things out of context. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, there's always two sides of any story. Yeah, always
more than what you say.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, but that's what the bodycam video is supposed to
show you, the context. And I went back and I
watched the entire twenty something minutes. And so, first off,
Tyreek's blow. It's a outside the stadium. There's all kinds
of barrels and cones. Tyreek blows through that area. That's
why these two cops stopped to begin with. It is McLaren.
So they pull him over. He rolls down his window
(15:10):
and they pull over to the get over here and
get out of the way of everybody. Else. So then
he rolls his window back up, and then the cop
wants to go talk to him, you know, ten feet later.
And this is the part that no one I've seen
anywhere has played, is this this first interaction with Tyreek
and the cop.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
Don't knock on my yeah, don't knock.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Why don't you have your don't knock on my one?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Why don't you have your.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Sick one to let that nody?
Speaker 10 (15:36):
What don't knocking my one?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Why do you have it up? No knock on my one?
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Light?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Why you have it up?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I have to knock to let you know I'm here.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
Don't knock now and talk.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
To me in my ticket brou so I can go.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
I'm gonna be late.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Gang, know what you got to do? Now that back
and forth where they're just repeating the whole thing that
comes into play here in a moment with the cart
nark stuff, because first off, it's the guy, Yeah, Tyreek,
six times, don't knock out my window like that.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Yeah, they weren't pounding on the window, by the way,
it was the one knuckle knock like.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
It was because your window is supposed to be down
at that point, and it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Already was down earlier. When they told him to he
pulled over and say, hey man, pull over, we stopping
you for speeding through the through this you know, tight area.
And then he put it back up, and he puts
it back up after yelling again. But the back and forth,
how they're both yelling at each other and not listening
to each other is what's to pay attention to here.
And this is the part where he rolls it back
up again for a second time, and then they pull
him out of the car.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Keep your window down, tell me what keep window?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Get you out of the car, I said, motterfun. Get
out of the car.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Get out of the park.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I mean we'll break.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Get out of the car.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Get out, get out of the car right now.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
We're not playing this game.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Get out, get out. Oh now you're getting out. Let
me tell you to do something.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
You doing you understand, you understand, not.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What you want.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Well, when we tell you.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Confuse, didn't you hear the park gust? He says his
fin that get out, fin to leave, And didn't you hear.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Like, oh, you can't tell me what to do and
knock on my window? Didn't you hear that? Yeah, so
that's a classic bad I mean Tyreek's obviously being a dick,
but the cops also, yes, escalating fault on both sides.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I guess we've said since the beginning, but you're right,
I didn't hear that the personal clip don't.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Knock about window seven or eight times? Weird that clip
doesn't get played and no one played that like oh
we saw the No, we didn't see the whole this.
So almost if somebody has a narrative exactly, jeez, man,
it's rare. So think about that. How I was just
back and forth. No one's listening to each other, everybody's yelling,
and so think about that, and I think it's accomplished.
Nothing gets accomplished except Tyreek's and the asphalt, and that
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cops probably gonna get suspended or read whatever.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Yeah, but could these cops have benefited from some good
cart and arcs training?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And that's what I thought of when I I was
out of the at the Walmart, just doing my thing,
walking around, wasn't actually confronting anybody, just putting carts back
and stuff, And this guy runs up to me and says, hey,
can I get a photo? And then he reveals some
information that I've never heard before. Can I get a
picture of you. Y Yeah, we can do it right
before the cart return, so I don't want to share
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someone with you to something.
Speaker 15 (18:00):
Yeah, I'm a lieutenant with the police department. Watching your
videos gave me the an idea for a new the
escalation ticchnique. Don't yell at people so when people come
at you with hostility, right, I noticed because I'm also
a crisis negotiator.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh okay, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (18:15):
And I was thinking about like whenever we get approached
by the first amendent auditors, second amendenent editors. Right, there's
that one with guy in the Texas where he says
he's going to kill you with the six and your forehead.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
You do this really interesting thing where you ask him
like why, oh right, why would you say that, sir?
And then and then you make an observation and then
and then you kind of give him the instruction to take.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
The car back right right, So he's saying that instead
of just yelling back and forth, roll up your window,
blah blah blah. I'm not going to do that, I ask,
and I do it in card arcs for comedy purposes
to kind of pick their brain. I'm basically doing an
interview with them live. He's saying, well, we we don't
do that as cops, especially in host marsh situations. We
just yell orders, they yell know no, yes, no.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
You're just saying they don't get curious about the guy, right, which,
But what he's saying is that that come and we'll
get to the second that when you break that and
you kind of deprogram and bring down that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh wait, why are we doing that?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Makes sense?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Why is this going on?
Speaker 11 (19:05):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That he just referenced one of the most famous cartn
Arks videos where Officer Cordell was in Richardson, Texas and uh,
he ran into a guy who was a very very
violent man. Hell, I'm not in your way, sir. That
cards when somebody's waiting, I'm fixed to kill you. Why
would you do that, sir? Because you ain't working the
pieces I am to you, sir, blocked your text Sirs
like I'm good dodger, sir, I'm a cart and Arc
(19:27):
agent Cordel, and I'm a killer. Well, sir, that's not not.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
You, sir.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's against the law. I don't give it. Damn It
turns out, isn't that a guy, it's doing previously. It's
not now you might say, got a case. My de
escalation techniques we're not working. He's ring to kill me twice.
And when I asked him why and how and so
on and so forth, he just said, I'm not your piece. Yeah,
but at least you didn't escalate the situation right now.
(19:54):
You're not going to do that like I was. I
wasn't saying okay, go ahead, try it. Yeah, I'm there you.
So he's this officer, this crisis negotiation officer in fact
I'm talking to, explains how, especially when someone's coming up
to a cop and trying to cause a problem, like
you said first and secondmment auditors, these are people that
walk up and like I can film here, Yeah right, No,
okay you can't, and then they just go back and forth,
(20:16):
back and forth like he Now he deals with that
and how that like asking questions and de escalating, how
he uses that in his training.
Speaker 15 (20:23):
So my colleagues and we started working on that, and
that gave us an inspiration and I wanted to say
thank you, oh okay, because you gave us an inspiration
for a way to take like a hostile agitators and
really kind of redirect because like influences reciprocal, and so
the idea is to keep your own emotional activision so
you don't make bad decisions. Right, was to give the
officers something to do to And so we're we're using
like like a technique that.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You gave us the idea for.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So just I would thank you that went off.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Ya ild appreciate.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I would think that would be kind of in the
instruction manual already.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
So well, well we have it for how to deal
with somebody in crisis, but there's not really a playbook
for someone who's deliberately trying to agitate you.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Right, So, yeah, did you guys make out his wife
and child were there? We waited till later, So I
guess he's talking about there is Yeah, you can anyone
can use this in your life at any time. Instead
of screaming and yelling back and forth, saying the same
thing over and over, calm it down, ask why we're
why are we arguing?
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Well, and it's so funny. I don't know if you
have this crossed your mind during that exchange, but that's
what you're supposed to do with kids.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
And and so I guess when an adult acts like
a kid, you gotta do the same thing.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
And that's why I always have to step in with
my wife because my wife will almost like start lowering
herself to like she gets emotionally effect suck you into
the argument. Yeah, and I'm like, why are you explaining
yourself to these children?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Exactly, you're the adult here.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Watch no go away, walk away before you getting no
go away.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
That's it. We're done talking when the child is yelling
or when Tyreek Hill is yelling. You know, you don't
you don't have to, don't come to their level. You
just said, this is this is what's going to the authority.
This is what's going I said, our there, now this
is all we We mentioned a minute ago that part
of what brought this all to my attention was that
not only did Tyreek Hill have a yelling match with
the cops. Gina grad she told us when she was
pulling in here early in the morning, got busted for
(22:09):
running a red light. Yeah, and uh, Gina, I have
in fact found the body cam audio. She says it
was a young coppery handskept Well, thanks for crapping on
the jail here it is ah, pardon me, ma'am. But
do you know why I'm pulling you over?
Speaker 16 (22:28):
Oh hey, officer, give my wittle car, not stop a
get wed leg free?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Not, ma'am. Can you explain to me why you didn't.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
It's just that I'm scared to stop and lead at
night because I don't have a big man with a
sixty strong job to protect me.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well you know I did chet you on camera, doing
it twice.
Speaker 16 (22:49):
Oh please don't yell, ananessed officer. I'm sure you could
just let me off with a warning this time.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Right, So, I mean maybe average in the story. You
know you're right. I'm sorry I doubted you.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
That was That's amazing when it takes a big, big
man to to admit when they're wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Big sexy man, that's right, that's very mature.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Wow, I did say, oh a wiggle up.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's why we had the video because you get both
sides of the car.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
You're right, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So thank you to that officer. And uh, you know,
look at you. Agent's a bad wow calling people lazy
bones on the work woo Woody.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Money money, money, money.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Woody show.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
And we got another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Here on this Wednesday morning. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gorge.
Happy New Hour. Menace is here? What is Woody?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
We got sea bass we do. There's Sammy, Gina grad
is here. Hey there phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Woody. Call in anything you want to be
a part of topic, contest, whatever it might be. Eight
seven seven forty four Woody text us over two to
nine eight seven. So Greg and not one of his
random thoughts. We were sitting around. I think it was
(24:08):
a meeting last week. He goes, you know what doesn't
impress me? I forget somebody in the room was talking
about something.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Right and they were impressed by it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Oh, and then you know what, it doesn't impress me.
I thought it was so random and then just out
of left Field's totally random.
Speaker 17 (24:23):
If if somebody says I own a food truck, I
think who can't own a food truck? Okay, Neat, you
bought a vehicle, you didn't get a liquor license, you
don't have to deal with you know, rental of a
brick and mortar shop.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You got a food truck, you still got to get
a permit. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's held
it's a health permit. Greg, it's real tough. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:42):
I know, I'm make a couple of enemies here. But
if somebody says to me, oh, I own a food truck. Cool, cool, Like,
it just doesn't impress me the same way it doesn't
impress me if somebody knows the owner of a restaurant.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Oh, same o.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Have you been to the So and Solar rest front?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I know the owner neat you walked in ahead a conversation.
Speaker 17 (25:03):
Right, Oh cool? You know the owner of a restaurant? Yeah,
you know how many restaurants they are on the world?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Wow, Greg, I will I will piggyback on your food
truck thing. Food trucks, man, I know that was that,
you know it exploded on the scene. What was it,
late two thousands or so, Like, oh, we've got to
go getting food from a food truck. Food trucks in
general don't impress me much.
Speaker 17 (25:25):
It takes it seems like it's gone downhill. It makes forever,
it takes forever.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Expensive. It's like any other kind of food restaurant or
any other food source. Right, Yeah, there are good ones,
there are bad ones. I've had some really good food trucks.
I've had. Other ones are the terrible. Yes, they all
seemed to take forever. It's because there's no there's no water,
Like how do I wash my hands the tree toilet? Well,
sometimes they put little crappy tables out gena, but those
(25:50):
are taking. Yeah, but don't get me wrong, I'm not
going to stop going.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I love a good food, especially at a festival. They're great,
not a well, the lines are so long. The lines
are long, and they're expensive. They take forever. When I've
had good experiences.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
There was about ten years ago an explosion of these
events where it was like they're showing a movie and
they be like a food truck cinema kind of thing. Yes,
and in concept it sounds really cool, sounds perfect, right,
but in reality it's just a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah. And I'm not saying I don't like food trucks.
I like hamburgers, but I think they're kind of easy
to make.
Speaker 17 (26:24):
So if somebody says, oh, I make a really good burger,
I think a seven year old to make a good
burger so much.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Do you know, I don't find that there's a difference
between like a really all burgers like pizza exactly, like pizza.
There's a really good pizza burger and thought, oh this
is gross, right, But you've had a really.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Good burger and you're like, wow, you know the difference.
Speaker 18 (26:45):
You do?
Speaker 17 (26:46):
Sure, but I do like them all right. But I'm
just saying back to it doesn't impress me, but you've
never had. I like a food truck. I like the
concept of a food truck, but it doesn't impress me
if you own one.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Have a friend who owns a food truck.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
How much does that not impress you? I know the
owner of a truck.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, Now, this is where it's nice to know the
owner or somebody like the matre d or whoever works there.
If it's a really hot place that like the Witness Forever,
or it's hard to get a reservation.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I answer for that, don't go.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
No, I'm saying, then when you know the person, you
can get in whenever you want. Then that whole thing
looks cool. Not even look cool, it's just like it's
nice because you can go. That is a benefit definitely
other than that. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, you can go
to the back of the food truck get your food.
I feel sad for the workers like you have to
sit in that little box all day.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's a billion degrees.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Speaking of places to eat, I saw a really funny
thing on social media the other day, and it's so true.
I think all the I'm thinking back to like the
best Chinese food restaurants I've ever been to, my favorite ones,
there's always a kid sitting in the front of the
store doing his homework. Oh yeah, that's a sign, like
when they say, what's a sign that you know the
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place can be really good?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's good, right, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I saw that.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I laughed. I go, wait a minute.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
I'm thinking of a couple of places in particular that
every time it's the owner's kids, school age kids. They're
in there and they're sitting in one of the tables
in the front of the restaurant as you're in there
to go pick up, and they're doing homework at the table.
I'm like, this play is going to be dope that
they care about a lot of things. Well, no, I
don't know what it is. It's like, I know it's
going to be good. If you go into a place
(28:26):
like a little rusty what do they call it, not
rusty spoon, like spoon, greasy spoon rusty trombone, right, that's
a very different thing.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, but greasy spoon.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Like you go to the place and they have these
old menu boards that have like the letters that push
into the oh yeah, the little tracks.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The food's going to be awesome.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Yeah, it's been that way forever. Yes, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Like that's a sign of the place is going to
be really good and as random as the kid doing
homework in front.
Speaker 17 (28:54):
I think a diner that has you know those weird
lava rock walls, oh yeah, like a chimney, but their
total seventies looking. It's not like Slate or super back.
If it has one of those walls in it, it's
going to be good. It's time, yeah, because it's old timing.
Speaker 18 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
There was another meme floating around just recently where it's
like it's those hanging lights and then there's certain barstools,
and then if it has a chalkboard, you know you're
gonna have the most mid Burger.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Ever, the most mid Yeah, because it has a chalkboard,
metal metal barstools.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah yeah. And speaking of that little slot in the
top of it looks like a ballot box.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Yeah, it's almost like a piggy bag O, your back
is killing. And speaking of that, I totally forgot what
I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh come, I mean while you're settling them in nice.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I got it.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
I got it, because anyone you're a bartender, you're not
a mixologist.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm not impressed with the mixology. But this nobody's a mixologist.
It's a word that was made up out of nowhere
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 19 (29:56):
There.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, I'm impressed by bartenders, though I will be on.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
But you don't have to be impressed by a mixologist.
Speaker 17 (30:02):
Okay, but I am impressed with bart They know how
to make you just say the name of drink. They
know how to make it.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Yeah, that's impressive, but you don't need to do name.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Going back to.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Greg's initial point of like, I'm not impressed. It doesn't
really impress me. The people that go around talking about
how they don't own a TV, like that's been for decades.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I don't watch TV.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
They watch everything on their computer and they don't tell
you that their.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
But they say they don't even own a TV, like
there's not even one in their house. Yeah okay, oh right,
I knew a girl who's too poor to have a TV. Yeah, yeah, cool.
I get it, you're too poor. But the people that
I think they're above it, that's gonna be really cool.
In your come up story. They didn't even have TV. Yeah,
we didn't even have a TV.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
I don't think any of you do this, and it's
so obnoxious, so I'm glad you don't. I'm not impressed
by how many cups of coffee you drink in a day, Dude,
I drink like three plots Like congratulations you're.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Said, yeah, well that goes with beer too, from the
beginning of time where it's like, oh I drank thirty
beers and I didn't get a way stated like that's
a college people do function.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you?
Eight seven, seven forty four. Let's see what you got
on the on the phones and on the text text
us over to two to nine eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What are your thoughts on food trucks?
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Well, the other thing, because the line is never like longer,
like the wait is never long, I should say when
it's a taco truck, that's true, that stuff is so fast. Now, yeah,
it's when you start getting into all the lobster truck
and all the others.
Speaker 19 (31:35):
Truck.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, everybody does. That's why the line is along. Yeah,
but like that stuff's not quick turnaround stuff. I doubt.
And Sam, he's probably not paying for these things too,
which is why she's in love with them. Because you
want to pay literally twenty five dollars for a lobster roll, Well, no,
I don't pay for it. I do, especially a free one.
(31:56):
All right. So yeah, well, let's open up the phones
and tech and see what we got on the top
of the topic. Not just food trucks people.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
No, no food truck. The question here is and we'll
keep it. We'll keep it focused. What's something people constantly
brag about that doesn't impress you? Eight seven seven forty
four wood He text us over to two two nine
eight seven, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
The Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
What's seventy three minus four?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, it's hot question.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you?
I feel like for me, one of the things, there's
a number of things, but like one of the things
is when people constantly remind you about whatever their ethnicity is.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Something. Yeah, I think of that, the little the Italian
flags on everything around you whatever, like dat dating sites
a lot or dating apps. I should say, it's like, okay, cool, yeah,
we get it.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
I love Africa, like we cool, Like it doesn't matter
what it is. It's like I'm talking, this is not like,
this is not toward one group of matter, which it's
the people who are like, oh, Irish. There's a lot
of Irish people. I know, they're like, oh god, damn it,
we get.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
It, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
And then sometimes there's the flags on the side of
the car, which I yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 17 (33:13):
I brought this up before. But when you go on
a cruise and people have different colored lanyards for how
many cruises they've taken, right, yeah, I've seen fourteen times. Okay, dude,
that's awesome. Yeah, that much free time, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Rules.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, I would say, I know this is going to
sound weird, but like, I'm not impressed by millionaires. I
am impressed by billionaires. I've been around a couple of
billionaires and it's just like it's just so weird on
the just the level of a billionaire, like now it
depends someone's got a million dollars, but if someone has
(33:48):
got fifty million dollars, one hundred million dollars, right, so
what's the fashil credible? A billion? Yeah you have nine
hundred million dollars or sixty Yeah, I've got close to
a billion. And yeah, you're you're pretty much just four
hundred million dollars. You're still not there yet.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
I am.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
But then you meet a billionaire.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Oh sure, you know, it's just like north of four
hundred million. It's all the same to me, exactly.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Yea, well no, I'm just trying to understand that. But
you're right, you're right, Like if someone's like they have
a million dollars.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Yeah, you know, it's like can't buy a house in
most places.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's not what it used to be. Sure, you know,
I'm impressed by it.
Speaker 17 (34:27):
Yeah, but I don't understand too when you have pro
athletes who move to a different state because they're going
to make fifty two million. Here they're making fifty million.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
What's the difference exactly?
Speaker 6 (34:37):
What's something that people constantly brag about that doesn't impress
you at all? Eight seven seven forty four? What that's
eight seven seven forty four?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
What that don't much? Oh? Hell yeah? Medas are you
going to her residency? I would I have not been.
That's a men's a menace. Con I would totally go.
Let's go girls, dude, dude been to all that.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
A lot of people on the text saying the people
who claim about I've never taken a sick day or
a vacation day, Oh.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Wow, congratulations, you get nothing for that.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, that's related to the I work eighteen hours a day. Oh,
a lot of that. I might. We may have worked
with a guy who was like that ten years ago. Hopefully,
thankfully he's changed. There's a lot of that on the text. Uh,
we'll get to it. I've I've tagged a lot of
these texts. You know, I'll work twelve hours a day. Okay, cool,
you work, You're beating your head against the wall. Yeah,
(35:30):
it's weird.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Flex When a couple tells me they have never really
spent more than a few hours apart from each other,
that's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Codependent much, Yeah sounds pretty fun. Yeah, that sounds great
to me.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
So it says when they start with in high school,
I was I don't care. Oh yeah, reminiscent not being
a sports god in high school totally.
Speaker 17 (35:50):
Everybody has that one high school person who it's like
you peaked in high school.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Al Bundy uh five oh five says I'm not impressed
with people who lift their trucks or at all the
extra lights, mud tires, snorkels.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Fat ass. Yeah, the snorkels for like jeeps and stuff. Yeah,
but could you like say I think it looks cool
at least? Sure you can't say.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
It depends if it's going to be something that you're
driving to the grocery store in I saw this really
funny video. It was a man I can't remember that
it was one of the s u vs, but on
the back of it had the ladder. O's just a
case I ever need a letter, And this person is
just ridiculing the crap out of this.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
They do that a lot with the changeovers, like they
make fun of them. Oh, I have a letter to
crawl in the roof of your car to like load
the stuff. Uh huh, Well, you're four months of supplies, yea.
Speaker 18 (36:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (36:49):
What if I'm going What if Gina and I are
off to the desert, we have to load our sleeping
bags and a couple more.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
We wouldn't need the ladder.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
Car ones off the text. I am not impressed by
these dudes. Would there want to be race cars that
are extremely loud and obnoxious for no reason?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah? Thank you joined the club.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Gas mileage on a long trip or really any time. Honestly,
people that brag about their well, yeah, man got some
really good gas mileage, Well.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
That's a dad brag. That's that's a dad brag.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I can't kill sort of thing right like that from
says being a member of MENSA or pooping in the shower.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Oh, well, there's only one person who's good enough to
be both of those things.
Speaker 7 (37:25):
And I mean making a choice.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Are you poop.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Meeh, she's got the MENSA membership.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I'm curious about that again, but we'll get into at least.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Because there's just no way she could.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well because she said, like your therapist recommended you for it.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Then you took like a therapist recommended me.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, I took.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
I took the test with a psychologist. It was three hours.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
But that's a weird thing for a psychologist to administer
administer it. I mean, yeah, it's I guess they could.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
But wait, did you go did you do it online?
Speaker 20 (38:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
No, well that's not that's not the school library. It's
not a thing you can do. It is, well, it
shouldn't be. I went to a I went to an
actual MENSA organized event at a local library. It's a
sit down, paper and cool guy. Yes, yeah, yeah, I
hate learning and being smart.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Don't check us out.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I have an iPhone. I'll tell me the ansichology. Talk
about the premise here that your psychologist said, which, by
the way, psychologist, total scam, right menace. Uh said, hey smart,
let me spend let me let me bill you for
three hours and to sit down with you with a test.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Well that's that's one scenario. It's not my scenario.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
But I have questions.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
Okay, so what what?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
What actually happened?
Speaker 7 (38:46):
So I so I was talking to my therapist and
we were all good, and I was talking about how
the fact that I grew up feeling really dumb. I
was never in a gifted class because I had all
kinds of learning problems, but nobody cared about that stuff
back then and now everyone's so precious. And we talked
about it, and she goes, do you want to do
(39:07):
you want me to administer the actual IQ test like.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
The real ones, And she gave you an IQ test
not a MENSA test correct.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
And then when I got my score, which was shocking number,
I do have a number. I looked it up and
I said, oh my god, I qualify for a card.
That isn't that big of a deal and we shouldn't
bring up that much. And I have my MENSA acceptance letter,
and I have all of my credentials and yeah, she's.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Even got a photocopy of her card that's hanging up
above her desk in the office. It just sounds like
a conflict of interest because because it's someone who wants
you to feel better, they know that you had to,
like you said, an inferiority complex, right.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
But she's not. It's not subjective. She's adding, she's totaling it.
I'm not flowers for Algernon. It's it's an.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Actually I know that book. I shouted that look out
before on the show. I mean, I'd be interested in
at an objective third party, Okay, I'd be very interested.
I'll say hi to Dawn, good morning, don Hi, don't.
Speaker 18 (40:09):
Hi, good morning everybody. Yeah I heard. I am not
impressed by people that want to tell me that their
dogs have papers.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
I American.
Speaker 18 (40:26):
Yeah, I have a pack car company. And people always
want to tell me, and I'm like, you know what,
I love that much just as much as I do
that pure bread, So I really didn't care.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
What's up? Yeah, if it ain't purebread, it ain't right.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Wow, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, they are impressing much. Don't impress menace money? Yeah
you know where that? Thank you? We go home now.
I guess I'm a mensa a right, yep's it.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
I'm not impressed when people brag about their kids and
how they're in advanced classes, then complain about all the
work they have. The dude, dus smart kids have more work,
thank you? Uh seven one four. People who brag about
how much they work either you you're not hustling, you're
getting screwed, yeah, or again.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You're or you just running on a treadmill and doing
nothing yeah three one seven says being vegan, shut up,
thank you. Two O thrac and a few of these.
Not impressed with your tesla at this point, No, No,
we're yeah unless truck. Oh I'm so impressed and horny
just because they're the best. They're the best looking vehicles
(41:41):
in the road. They are very really cools. My kid
built it in roadblocks. Yeah, when he was four. That's
very popular game.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
People who are in their mid twenties bragging about traveling
but their parents are paying for all the trips a Yeah.
Anything that you're bragging about that you didn't pay for yourself.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah. This goes for a lot of influencers too. You
know these people will go like, oh, well here I
am at the season the multi coast. Yeah. No, like
who cares.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
Yeah, a lot of stuff about Yeah, not impressed by
a number of followers that came in.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
People who brag about not drinking soda cool. They brag, Oh,
yeah I don't drink so I'll have a laqua that's poison.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
People had, you know, brag about how much they go
to the gym. Cool. I don't ever want to hear
about the gym period, and I.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
Know it's played out to talk about for a reason.
I don't want to hear about CrossFit.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, none of it. I don't hear much about that anymore.
Up on the show for Yeah, you're the first person
here because the founder of CrossFit I think he dropped
an end bomb or something. And then it's kind of
a lot of CrossFit gym's de affiliated no longer cool
to take a sledgehammer, hit a tire with it, to
do this, to do wiggly arms with the rope ropes
because you're battling the rope right yeah, eight.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
Text us over to two to nine eighty seven more
flowing in on the tag If you want to call in, great,
we'll get some more again. The question what's something that
people constantly brag about that doesn't impress you at all?
Eight seven seven forty four text shouldn't I.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Just man up and stop being a whining quief boy?
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
Oh good one on good one on the text A
good question, what's something that people constantly brag about that
doesn't impress you?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You've got a podcast? Cool?
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Who goes every a hole on earth?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
It seems it's a podcast everybody, and like ninety nine
point eight percent of them suck yeah and aren't profitable.
Nobody's really making money on podcasts.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I mean there's a very small group of people else, brothers,
that's about it. No, I'm saying there are some people
that make some some money, some decent money from the podcast,
but like the number of people compared to the number
of people who have a podcast, is like, yeah, it's
like saying you're you're going to be All star athlete
or a movie star whatever, You're gonna win an oscar or.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
I'm going to be an influencer.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
That's how you make my money, right Yeah, so I yeah,
I definitely agree with that one.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Dreams minus. Here's one from the Texas name dropping people
that they know.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Yeah, tells me about all the time.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
But not even famous people.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
It's not even like it just other like oh well,
kind of maybe that that kind of goes to your
thing about the you know, guy who owns a restaurant,
I know, the owner of the rest right, how little
they paid attention or tried in school. Having friends who
are black or gay or Jewish or whatever helps me
helps me, well, I think, well, because I think it's
like people feel like it makes them.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
More diverse, more diverse, tolerant. It paints them in a
way that they find to be flattering. It's like they
have gay friends, like cool, awesome, how many people they've
had sex with? Uh, be pretty cool for women too,
or just ment it has to a degree of difficulty.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
Oh okay, this is another slam at seabast not impressed
with chubby guys that say they only sleep with sevens and.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Above is eight and above. Yeah, that's a different guy.
That's not a brag, that's saying what I would like
to do, Like I have a friend who's They call
them handholders, like girls will be wanting to see with
in public holding hands. Oh my god. Oh yeah. This
is another good one.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
This is from the six five seven people that brag
about how expensive it is to live in their city.
It's not a competition. Sorry, you're miserable and you're in
an expensive town. Well yeah, people say they'd like to
one up each other on that stuffy because it makes
them feel I think like, oh, well they're better off.
Speaker 7 (45:42):
Yes, I think you're absolutely right. And the same as, oh, you.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Think your traffic is bad.
Speaker 6 (45:47):
Everybody lives in a food town. Oh it's a great
food town. Everybody's traffic is the worst. Yeah, everything's super expensive.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
We're getting I do love food towns though. Yeah. Oh
people that brag about how they've never eaten the McDonald's
or they don't, they don't. I don't eat fast food.
I instantly hate you and I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Myself out by.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
How they got mad.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
This one's definitely mine. How they got mad and threw
their phone against a wall or into a river, impulsively
destroying something expensive.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, I didn't say it was cool. I've done that. Yeah,
you know, headphones or the keyboard that one time. I
would love to see that you've cut cords with scissors.
Oh yeah, Well, because I was trying to rip the
piece of equipment out of the studio. It was in
the on the on air studio, and they it was
just not working, not working. They wouldn't listen, wouldn't fix,
(46:41):
wouldn't fix. I'm like, get this thing out of here,
So I.
Speaker 6 (46:43):
Want to go rip it out, and the one cord
just wouldn't come loose from yanking it. So I grabbed
the scissors and I cut it, and then I threw
it out the studio door, down the hallway that it
was so.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Mad balcony to Oh yeah, it's just for fun.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
When people claim how they never read books, that could
also be targeted to me, I'm not proud about it.
I buy books with the intention of reading them. Yeah,
and they look, but I have it's not even.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
For how they look. I buy them because I'm legitimately
interested in reading them. And then there they sit. I
have the joy of cooking. How's that going? Awesome?
Speaker 6 (47:18):
I just keep it on the table, all right. Well, anyway,
thank you everybody for your for your feedback on that.
People that use the word beamer, oh, people that bragg
they've been to Japan. I think that one's at you menace.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
We don't bragg that we've been. We say that your
daily mention of Japan, go to Japan and learn from it.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
A welcome back everybody. Is The Woody Show and time
for a little contest. And it's called the fat Roll Challenge.
And so Medic and I each have an item. We're
gonna hide the item under our biggest fat roll and
then everybody has to try to guess what the item is.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Correct me, I can't remember did we have a time
limit on this, because maybe the amount of questions I
don't think we did. Yeah, I can't. I can't remember.
I can't remember how we did. I think maybe people
tapped out. They're like, okay, I give up. Yeah all right.
So I mean, because it has a has a potential
(48:35):
to really kind of drag on, yeah till the end
of the show.
Speaker 17 (48:38):
Speaking of fat rolls. I got on this kick of
what rewatching my six hundred pounds life? Yeah it's a
great show. Yeah, fantastic. I wish they did a little
bit more follow up.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Uh huh, but god, that's addictive, dude. One thousand pounds sisters, Tammy,
she's down five hundred pounds? So what is she still fat? Still?
She is still fat? Wow? Jeez? Not supportive. I don't
think they actually gave out what her current weight is,
but that I would never tell. She's mostly skilled now
it isn't dating chicks?
Speaker 6 (49:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, faberal challenge Menace, Do you
have your item?
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Yes, it's on my person. Okay, so Menace has his
item under his his belly roll all right, So I
will start the questioning. Is this something that you can eat?
Speaker 4 (49:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yes? Is it something you should eat? Some people would
say yes. Is it a food item?
Speaker 16 (49:40):
It is?
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I want to consider it a food Is a food item?
Speaker 20 (49:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You don't need it to sustain life. Is it something
you get in a vending machine?
Speaker 20 (49:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (49:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Is it something that you can buy at like Walgreens? Yes?
I already have my Oh you already have a guess
I do? All right? Can I guess now. Is it
chewing gum? No, because you can't get it an inventing machine.
I thought that too. Well. No, he said, you can
eat it, but you don't eat What color is it?
(50:14):
It is orange? Does it have to be yesterday? I
think twenty questions? Yeah, yeah, because it would have to
be yes or no? What is it? Does it? Does
it come in a pack with multiple items of the
same thing in it? It can? It can't, but this
(50:35):
one didn't. Is it used to mark on a surface
of any kind?
Speaker 20 (50:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Is it sweet this one? Yes? Oh so does it
also come in savory?
Speaker 20 (50:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Does it help your breath?
Speaker 16 (50:53):
It can?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Orange is the thing that I haven't their guests okay,
the banaka, the breast spray?
Speaker 4 (51:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Ah, dang budge? Is it fudge? It's not fudge? Okay?
Would do Is it something that women use more than
men typically?
Speaker 20 (51:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Is it bigger than a thumb? Yes? Is this something
that an animal would eat?
Speaker 20 (51:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Is this something you would normally find in our office
here at work?
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, but it's not common in an office?
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Okay? Okay. Would it normally be found in a kitchen?
Speaker 16 (51:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I would say, would Greg Gory enjoyed this thing. Absolutely.
Would it be in the refrigerator? It doesn't have to be,
but it could be. Is it a condiment of some
sort of a google No, you don't consume it? Well no,
I mean you know you're not supposed to.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
But is it a vegetable? No?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Come on in our office? Is this something?
Speaker 5 (52:01):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (52:01):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
No, you said there is a savory version? No, I said, no,
I don't believe there's a savory Is it produced primarily
internationally and consumed internationally? Uh, it is consumed worldwide. Have
we talked about it before? Yes? I have another guess?
What's your guess? Is it magic shell?
Speaker 16 (52:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Office, it's orange?
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Oh it's Is it always orange? Yes? Oh that's a
good question. But because we've had orange, there's something they
like a peanut butter magic shell that's kind of orange? Yeah,
but yeah, always said you said it's bigger than a thumb. Yeah,
is it weird? But it can be, but it can
be much larger than that. Is it Elmer's glue? No,
you have an orange cap? This one is this particular
(52:49):
one is larger than a thumb. But it can be
much larger than that as well, is version, and it
can help it. No, you can eat it. I'm saying
you can consume it. I'm stealing the text. Guests, be
it orange kit cats? No, because they make those giant
Chinese ones that are no. Is it a vape? No,
(53:10):
I wish Is it a candy? No, because would be
the vending machine. Mm hmm yeah, maybe we should have
That's okay, I mean everybody wants one more. Guess I'm out.
I have no idea because what's throwing me off is
like bigger than the thumb it can get. Okay, I'm
gonna say any Okay.
Speaker 18 (53:31):
Is it skinny?
Speaker 5 (53:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (53:34):
No? Is it more long or wide? This one is wide?
This one is wide. Is it chalk?
Speaker 16 (53:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (53:41):
So if this one is wide, but they're not always
made the same size. Yeah. Oh is it a dill
do No? All right, I'm out, all right, I I
I think I'm out up tick tacks. I'm also gonna
steal this from the text fireball whiskey whiskey ding ding
(54:05):
being bing ding being texture And you cannot get that
in a uh machin interesting. I mean in a real
country you could get machine. You know what I'm saying,
cigarette veny machine. For the first time in forever. Recently,
I didn't see one of those. Last one I saw
was in Abia Abitha, Spain. Well that was that was
fun and difficult?
Speaker 6 (54:25):
Yes, yeah, no, I I I agree. All right, Uh
you guys ready for the next one. I've got something
lodge under my largest fat role. It's the fat role challenge.
Speaker 18 (54:35):
All right.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
It wants to go first? I will Is this an
office supply?
Speaker 20 (54:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Can you eat it? Yes? Would you personally enjoy eating? Sometimes?
It would be my answer? Okay, but it depends, But yes,
it depends healthy. Yes, it's a cart no. Yeah. Is
it a vegetable of some kind?
Speaker 20 (55:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Is it a fruit of some kind?
Speaker 20 (55:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Would you find this in a vending machine? No, you
would not.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Does it go in the fridge?
Speaker 5 (55:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Could you use this sexual? I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
And no?
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Is liquid?
Speaker 2 (55:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (55:26):
It? Is it always the same color? Or does it
come in a variety of color? I would say most
of the same color. Would Greg Gory use this to
cream his coffee?
Speaker 20 (55:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:38):
Is it fireball? It is not fire. Does it contain alcohol?
It does not. Is it in a can?
Speaker 11 (55:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Could a toddler drink it? No?
Speaker 20 (55:52):
No?
Speaker 4 (55:53):
Is it an energy drink?
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Is not an energy drink. What banka is not banaka? Okay?
Have do we have these in the office fridge? No,
it's not kept in the fridge. Oh, it's not kept
in the fridge. Is it a condiment of some sort?
Speaker 4 (56:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Is it catch up?
Speaker 20 (56:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (56:15):
Is it hot sauce?
Speaker 2 (56:16):
It is hot sauce. I love this game.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, look at that. Not just a packet either, bitches.
Speaker 6 (56:26):
Yeah, I don't know if I can stand it without
a dropping though, as I'm sitting here, like I can
tuck it under, but like I don't.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
I don't know if it would hold. Probably not. Yeah
that's a heavy bottle. Yeah, you wouldn't want to drink. Yeah,
So next time someone has the chilula, know that it's
been under what. I didn't open it up, it's just
the bottles. Yeah, I did use the hell out of that. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (56:47):
Right, you can put that issh on anything. Although that's Franks,
that's true. That So that's how you play the fat
role challenge everybody.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Wow, that was really fun. We're gonna take a quick
break more. When he showed next hang on the Woody Show,
now back show something we had never done before. What
he show Olympics.
Speaker 6 (57:08):
Yeah, so we started that right when the Olympics this
year began and the first one that.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
We had did was the with the shooting. Yeah, and
we had those guns. What are those guns called again?
Sea Bass? The brand is Burnham Yeah, yeah, responsible. Yeah,
we had some We had some fans. In the comments
on on the Instagram videos, I saw that they are
fun to play with. Yeah. Anyway, so there's that video.
Speaker 6 (57:31):
You can see a show Olympics round number one. This
is a round number two weeks two, I should say,
there are two weeks of the Olympics. So what do
you show Olympics and Sea Bass. It's a relay? Explain
how this is gonna well.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
Much like they do. They in fact have mixed relay
races for swimming. For instance, I was watching one where
they had it was a lady dives in first and
she does two laps, and then two guys and then
a lady at the end, and you know it's whoever
goes fast as win. So I said, well, we could
do that on the Woody Show. We have guys and
ladies here, but instead of swimming and running and all
that kind of crap, let's do something more Woody Show theme.
Let's do some food let's eat. Yeah, I got I've
(58:05):
got some giant wieners here. They are long like bun lengths.
They're like they're girthy and do sausage. And so my
thought was, well, what if we could pass those wieners
off relay style between a mixed double a man and
a woman almost a right.
Speaker 19 (58:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Instead of handing off the baton at the end of
the lap, you're handing off the wiener. You know, you
have to eat and swallow the water. You have to
hand it off, and maybe the first to let's say
four successful handoffs between the man and the woman wins.
And I thought was, okay, that's great, but let's make
it a little more Olympic theme. Let's have them as
they are both, you know, mouth to mouth, not just
with their hands. You know, with their mouth you grab
in your mouth, else in their mouth. While it's in
(58:47):
both your mouths, you have to hum the Olympics theme.
And we're not which we're not on to play. The
next person would take it and deposited in the trash
or right by the way, did you know there have
John Williams wrote that of Starrs and Superman. Yeah, e
(59:10):
T and he's he's written in four different versions. Wow, yeah, wow,
eighty four, eighty eight, ninety six, and two thousand and so.
Which is the one that we can't play? Probably all,
it's probably all of them, but it changes. He I
didn't know it. I just looked it up. Maybe there's
like some teeny subtle No, No, it's they're they're full
on different variations searched John Williams. He's done them a bunch.
(59:32):
He's prolific, obviously. Just just just for clarification, is this
one of them?
Speaker 4 (59:35):
This one that is like the.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
Twenty No, I'm asking the question, Oh no, is this
is this John Williams as well? I believe that's like
the twenty twelve version. Halt, look at it right now?
All right, we've we've had that for years. But that's
the one that happened the ninety sixth. I thought that
was the always too. It's so weird, all right. So,
(01:00:04):
uh uh, what are the teams going to be? Well,
in studio we have Greg and Morgan and uh, Sammy
and Menace. Okay, and there's already sitting next to each other.
I think these are too great team. It's just too convenient. Okay,
So we should we do, you and I do a demos.
That's like how it works. Okay, Yet we only have
(01:00:24):
a certain number wiener. Should we jump them all onto
a plate? That? Yeah, you put Wiinners on a plate,
the full number, just like like one hand off or whatever. Right, right,
I'll go over to where you Okay, you come over
to the glove. Yeah, those look good. Yeah, there's only eight.
Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Okay, there's only eight in the package.
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Okay, so you're going to start with the wiener on
a plate. You'll pick it up with your mouth and
then put it in your mouth. Yeah, hand, no hands.
Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
And then as soon as they both get in.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
To seal the transfer, we go with the smaller wieners.
So the okay, so wait, but one one wiener? Yeah
at the time and then yeah, and then I would
think first to four it would be the winner. Okay,
we're going based on time, right, So I would go first.
I would go down.
Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
The only the only person, so the only person who
has to who has to hum the song is the
person who's currently wianering both.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
As it's in both your mouths, you both hum. So
there's some sexiness there. Okay, of course I go down,
get it into my mouth and then get no hands. Okay, okay, okay, Scott, Wait, no,
you don't do it. He doesn't. You don't know. We
both don't do it until it's in both our mouths. See,
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this is why I wanted the demo, right, okay, and
I wanted to get this close to see that. Don't
kiss O yours or whatever. We do it, but we
want to do that as fast as possible. That was megasexual. Yeah,
(01:02:04):
that's the closest I think I've ever been. That's gonna
be a great screenshop. Yeah, So I need clarification. Do
we hum the way you guys did? You have to
finish that.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
First during the past.
Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
So you both in your mouth at the same time,
get to that, and then you can put it down
and then go to your next one, yes, and then
go the next one.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
All right, Greg, I have bad news. This is the
first time I'm hearing about this song.
Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
Okay, well okay, yeah, I mean we'll get it together,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
So the competition is set, and we don't use our
hand to put in our mouth. Correct. You got to
go down there with your mouth, with your mouth.
Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
The competition is set, and we're going to compete next
What Show Olympics Week number two The Wiener relay Next
on The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Hang on, all right, welcome back Woody Show Olympics number two,
Week number two.
Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Yeah, all right, so we went over the rules once
again Sea Bass night. If you missed that, I'm sure
there's gonna be again in the video as well. How demonstrated.
I see what the chicks sea? Now, yeah, lucky we
could have We could have done butterfly kisses that lady
like a little like nose rub I.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Can't say, but you know. Yeah, all right, So Woody
Show Olympics.
Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
We have some some wieners over there, Oh yeah, some
some hot dogs, and so it's gonna be Team Menace
and Sammy against Team Greg and Morgan. And so it
looks like both both the guys are going to be
the ones who initiates. They'll both be going down first.
There's a table of wieners, and then they'll grab the
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wiener with their mouth. They will then go over to
their partner. The partner will have to then take the
hot dogug into their mouth, so both of their mouths
kind of like a double ended dildough, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Sort of in a very sexual way. Yes, right, because we're.
Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Trying to make it as sexy as possible. That's why
we're doing it this way anyway, So think of docking, yes,
you know what I mean. So each each person wants
to be holding onto the hot dog with their mouth
at the same time. And then once that happens, you
sing the first little verse of the of the Olympic
tune du and then drop and then you drop it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
And if if it falls out during the singing, which
is part of the difficulty, but it's doable, as you
saw from was on the floor, I'll place it back
on that plate and you gotta go again. Okay. The
scariest part is at the them now. Okay. So it's
the first team to four dogs, right right, four dogs
everyone at a time, just toever farthest I think we
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figured before. We're all patriotic around here. Okay, Oh that
might drop my humming. Yeah that's gonna yeah, it's just
for the beginning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Woody
Show Olympics.
Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
Yeah, okay, are the teams ready, yes, Are the receivers ready?
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (01:05:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Okay, here we got all right, all right, all right,
Well there's a lot to think about it.
Speaker 10 (01:05:18):
Is that a coordination?
Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
For Greg? Here is can you tap your head and
rub your belt at the same time?
Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
I know?
Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Okay, all right, here we go on your mark, get
set go all right. So Greg and Menas are both
they each have a hot now they're doc.
Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Alright, that's one.
Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
All right, so far as it's like Menace has already
got the second one, it's in Menaces alright.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Right, Okay, now, okay, good, okay, this is this is
going a lot faster than i. Greg and Morgan have
taken back the lead. All right, all right, I put
it down, fell Greggs fell on the ground. Why not
put it down? Put it down? Okay, all right, I call.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
My wi one.
Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Okay, leave the Wieners where they are. Let me consult
with Sea Bass on this one.
Speaker 16 (01:06:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
See, was that was, by the way, a photo finish
regardless of the Yeah, it was a very close thing.
I believe Sammy and Menace drop their Wiener on their
plate first. However, Greg, he.
Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Does bring up a good physical what's the word obstruction?
Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Obstruction?
Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
Yeah, look, there is uh, there is a definite inquiry
on this whole competition. Well, no, okay, so here's here's
here's what I'm proposing. Because it also went a lot
faster than I thought. That was pretty good, all right,
So what we're gonna do now is uh, just reverse it.
So now Morgan will have to pick up and Samu
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will have to pick up and just go back to
the original table of winners. Okay, all right, son, can
we declare that one that was like a that was
a push because it'd be one thing if it was
Greg's own fault, but Caroline definitely was impeding our camera. No, no, no, everybody,
(01:07:18):
how do we know that Caroline wasn't paid off by menace?
And come on, that's a performance enhancing staff.
Speaker 17 (01:07:30):
Because I had my mouth up to Morgan's mouth and
we were having our moment and then I flipped around
to get my wiener and a person's right here, Caroline
right in my way.
Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
It wasn't like right, it's not like Greg stumbled. You
could have been hurt, right. I think this is the
most I think it's the most fair thing to do.
It's like a false start. Okay, what are they doing? Okay,
what are they doing in the case of a false
start in track? Don't they? I just don't want to
hear any complaining when we win again. One wants to
win again. Okay, so you care line was operating camera
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in room and yeah that I don't know if I've
ever seen Olympics where the track and field where the
guy's running and there's a camera. I have seen it
in football where there was a kick that hit the
flying camera. Yeah, I think that that's a recent Yeah, yeah,
messed up by a cameraman. All right, are we in
agreement though? Fine? So you see there Sammy's trying to
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figure out which side which who had which mouth on
which side of the wiener?
Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
Which side because you want to.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Put him down. She's making sure she knows we need
the one side is green. Now, so they guy and
they must come from a plate and land on the plate. Greg,
So yeah, they got on the plate on the floor. No,
that stuff got it? Yeah, and they have the Greg
has a difficulty one if his wieners was on the floor,
so it might be hairy.
Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
All right, Greg, know what here, in all fairness, do
you want to move that chair out of your way?
You do have a chair in your way, push it
off to the side because they don't have a chair
in Peter I know, but he's not amore. No, I'm
keeping because now I'm keeping all things.
Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Give me a break, both of you. Things equal disappear
case if it was you. It's all ronment.
Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
Yeah, the playing field needs to be equal, you know
how Like in hockey the refs of the officials go
out there and they check the nets and then make
sure everything is like where it needs to be, and
then they declare everything is good, right exactly? Yeah, the
flight gate fan over here, Sammy, okay, all right, so cheeters,
this is for all the Wieners.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
What you show Olympics the hot dog relay. Wiener in
mouth relay.
Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
Wien are in mouth relay And are you guys ready
on your mark? Get set go all right? So Morgan's
already got okay. They both have the winders, all right,
Now both transfer the table. Menace was the first to
transfer to. Greg had a little bit harder time. Okay,
Greg had a great to a great make good. Now
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they're back to neck and neck Greg, what's behind he's
now tied it up?
Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah, Morgan barely has her mouth on the tip of
that thing. Oh, it's all on the ground. We have
one on the ground. Don't touch a Caroline.
Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
All right, there's three. Now Greg, you have to pick
that other one on the plate the plate, and it's
on the plate. Yes, on your first whim, your first
wid What.
Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Happened there is when Greg was transferring his third Wiener
onto the plate, he turned quickly, much like when a
receiver is catching a ball. But they turned before it
gets in their hands, and it tumbled off the plate
onto the ground. He didn't focused on again. We tried
to yeah, and then.
Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
Caroline was gonna go pick it up for wow, once
again interfering like I mean, I guess you got to
make goods, like how a ref will make good And.
Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Yes it was Harry, by the way.
Speaker 12 (01:10:58):
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
It was a good race is won by both mouth
Wiener teams. But yeah, that's little. It's technique. You gotta,
you know, take care of take care, take care of
the basics.
Speaker 17 (01:11:07):
And I will admit on this second round. On the
first humming, I was doing the graduation song.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Was I went the graduation I saw eyes like yeah,
and I picked up your wiener off the ground. Now, yeah,
you can do it. This is a good Wieners. You
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can still I can boil those guys.
Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
Leaving a bad taste in my mouth?
Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Do you do?
Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
You want to have a deep throat off between Greg
and Menace to see who can go deeper?
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
They're equal wieners. Yeah, deep throat off? Yeah, like like
how like how far can you get it in there?
Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
Right?
Speaker 12 (01:11:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
What because those those are good without without gagging? Eight
and a half nine inches? Yeah, if we're gonna keep
it that for sexy and yeah, just kind of use
your finger to mark house, don't Greg, Menaces play?
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Yeah, yeah, make sure it's not the hairy one.
Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Although, yeah, Greg, you should inspect it like a chick
will and like just pick the little hairs.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Off it before you know, I don't know where which
one it is.
Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
Okay, Well, you guys can go individually, Okay, so Mena's
go ahead first individually?
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Yeah, yeah, how deep you can go? Oh that's it?
Oh please? Are you serious?
Speaker 19 (01:12:29):
That's all I can go?
Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Yeah, you got to market. You gotta mark where your
finger Okay, let's see. Oh god, okay, keep it keep
it there, keep it there? Maybe three? Yeah, all right,
here you go. Greg, you're okay? You can Greg put
yourself that Greg?
Speaker 18 (01:12:47):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Greg? By I mean by a pube? I should I'm
expecting great, you're taking the whole thing. To be quite
honest with you, that's too over there, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Are you judging?
Speaker 11 (01:12:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
I am Actually are you really you want to try it.
Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
All right on camera?
Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I mean this seems like a man thing that man. Well,
it does seem like a man the internet. Yeah, yeah,
that's all right, that's alright. Alright, Well there you go.
Woody Show Olympics.
Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
Everybody, nice work, competitors see four years yes, all right,
more Woody Shows next, hang on, boom into another new
ol insensitivity training, politically correct world. That's where we're at
the Woodies Show Wednesday morning. It is money, that is
(01:13:37):
Greg Gory. There's a menace, you know what feeling?
Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
What's the latest Beastie Boys?
Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
There's a sea basket morning, there's Sammy got out to
the Beastie Boys. Shout out to the BC boys.
Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Rat is here? Hey morning, Gina. Phones open eight seven
seven forty four. Text us over to two two nine
eight seven. This is what I've been waiting for. I
want to hear about his weekend, the Gathering of the
Juggalos twenty twenty four. We were talking about it and uh,
this is like the the eighth year, maybe that sea
mass has gone to the gathering over here and there,
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off and on. Of course the Juggalos took off twenty
twenty unfortunately. But yes, every year Woody, that the gathering
of the Juggalos happens. Yeah, sea mess has been there
to report and it is indeed a miracle. Every song,
Oh I see it because that song with the Adur magnets,
how did they work? And now I don't want to
cook scientic this is one of their songs called miracles
(01:14:42):
like magnets, how do they work? Yeah, I want to talk,
you know, scientify. Scientists are gonna call up to me
and say, hey, this is how they work. No, no,
no line, yeah, no, no, I know miracle. Look they're
easily impressed. All right.
Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
So just to kind of recaps, I've asked a couple
of questions over the last couple of days, like how
was the crowd this year compared to years past?
Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Was it still as seem to be pretty pretty as packed? Yeah? Yeah,
and it's it's it's tough to call an exact number
on that because what it is. There's this uh this
campground slash venue in Ohio Thornville, which is about half
hour east of Columbus and it's spread out though, so
like you got a main stage, a couple of side stages,
some tents, and people kind of camp in and around
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all those areas out up in the trees. Is that
part of the ticket, Like, Hey, if you're going to stay,
just stay or do you have to get like a
camping rules greg what you can upgrade to the big
balla package? And because there's a handful of people, they don't.
They don't come in like nice RVs, but they do
have like hookups and stuff for electricity and sewage. So
(01:15:41):
it's another an RV there. You're like Bill Gates generators
guard it. Yeah, ball in. Here's another question that I had.
Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
Are there any kind of like actual rules, so because
even in prison, like among the prisoners, they are like
unspoken unwritten rules, like are there rules for the gathering
of the juggle.
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
In as far as they they say you can't bring
in fireworks and animals they say, and there are loads
of fireworks now there are. I will say this, they're
really good. There are no or very few dogs there.
There are quite a few children, oh wow, a handful.
I saw one report of a naked baby wandering quite
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a few teenagers unfortunate. In fact, the saddest thing I
saw at the gathering of the Juggalos this year, Greg
was someone who looked like they were probably a grandmother,
but knowing this crowd he knows, handing a nitrous balloon
off to what looked like a fourteen year old wo
okay at times, which, by the way, was I think
the drug of choice of the juggleris is I've seen
(01:16:43):
nitrous has exploded everywhere. It's back the past few years
because it's so easy to buy online. It's so easy
to get fun.
Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
Is that the one that makes you sound like a munchkin.
Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Yeah, it's a very short high. They call it hippie crack,
what ten fifteen seconds most, and but you just say.
Speaker 17 (01:17:04):
It's like an expert, Greg, I was on what we
called them crackers because you would twist it and you
would go, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I was on those for like a week or two. Allegedly,
Kanye West now has some like you who's getting millions
of dollars worth of his nitrius if you could just
buy it online because it's used for whip cream dispensers.
But I would say that's probably less than half of
what was that.
Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
I just wasn't aware, Like, Okay, of course the organizers
they've got to you know, ICP themselves, they've got like
some rules for liability purposes. I didn't know if there
was like some kind of consensus among the masses who
are there, like hey, look, whatever happens, like we never
do this or we always stay away, like all this
other stuff is fine. We could throw poop at each
other and show each other buttles and things like that, but.
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
We never do x Y. Well, they are very big
into they're very anti fentanel because it kills them, and
so they don't want to die. They got that much
going for them. So that's one thing you'll see is
people will walk around with little cardboard signs I saw
advertising LSD PCP acid percosets, and they don't want to know. Yeah,
(01:18:06):
that's the thing, right, I would want to die if
that was. If someone who's walking around in basketball shorts
and nothing else walks up to you says, hey, I
got some perks that that very well could have fentanyl
in it, and so they find. So they are they're
very active. Some of them are about testing these drugs
if they find someone repeatedly who knowingly is selling fentanyl.
They'll they'll bust them out of there. Okay, so that's
about the only thing.
Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Well, we got some audio from the twenty twenty four
gathering the Jugglers Insane clown Posse. Is this, you know,
rap group or whatever. They're always dressed like clowns. They
got to be fifty years old now, yeah, yeah, and
uh and so you get like, really the kind of
bottom dwellers of society, the knuckle dragger, these are like
white trash. Looks at these guys and goes, wow, you
guys are white trash. As Dave Chappelle might have said,
(01:18:49):
these are the trashiest of whites.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
And so Sea Bass goes there every year, he is
among them, he is talking to them, and we're gonna
hear some of the audio coming up for you next
back to the show I'm Good Kid on Christmas. Yeah,
you can't wait to hear the audio gathering.
Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Of the Juggalos twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
And yeah, just in case you want to get another
little frame of reference on what ICP, what their songs
sound like?
Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Yo, who would want to hang out with these guys?
What is a juggle? Is the name of the song.
Let me think for a second.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Oh, he gets butt naked.
Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
And then he walks through the streets SLINKs but it's
his butte.
Speaker 11 (01:19:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Yeah, so it's comedy wrap rock. Yeah, coolness altogether. Hatchetman.
Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
Oh yeah, and like all their fans, Yeah, they love
this Hatchetman logo. It's on the hats, it's on like
dog tags, It's on bodies.
Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Oh yeah, amount Hatchetman tattoos. You will see. It's on
necklaces on dudes that show up to Board's wedding. Oh
that's right. Yeah, somebody shot up to Board's wedding. They
had a Hatchetman necklace. Will they give you when you
hit your ticket to gathering? They give you a pendant,
which I don't have this year because I gave it
away to some guy who lost his because I was
being sweet and I knew he needed it more than
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I do.
Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
The Lord.
Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
I wonder if they have their special wedding.
Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Proposal I saw, all right, So who's the first person
from the gathering. This is the guy I gave my
pendant to. His name's mop all right, Yeah, I believe
he's got moppy hair, so he's gonna give you guys
some like the theory behind the gathering of the Juggalos,
as well as some advice. All Right, we're here to gather.
We're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 20 (01:20:28):
We're here to not give because society doesn't accept us,
so we're gonna accept everybody that's here.
Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
You gotta have axent.
Speaker 20 (01:20:35):
You gotta have a safe place to sleep, because I
know a lot of ninjas that are out here passes
out on the grass and just laying there because they
got in with their last bucks. They don't have sort
of passed out the road wherever they can sleep until
the sun comes up.
Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Dude. And by the way, I've noticed every juggler sounds
that they half lost their voice. Yeah right, I think
you may have heard in the background that I think
it's partially from nitresses that give you like I wonder,
don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
I mean, because like we had this guy from one
of the first times you went. He was just chanting
family like from yelling like that all the time his voice.
Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Yes, and we're talking to mop here and he hit
on something we've hit before in the Juggalo gathering. Is
they just they get there barely the greyhound or whatever
hitchhiking and then who knows what happens next. Yeah, Ohio,
I'll figure out how to get back now. One thing,
one thing that map just said us there a lot
of guys. I'll party until the morning, just pass out
in the grass. And he went on protection. And unfortunately,
(01:21:35):
despite this being a family of like minded individuals, that
can lead to problems. My boys any.
Speaker 10 (01:21:41):
Money because they lost their dude.
Speaker 20 (01:21:43):
People are out of your stashes, risk people's sleep.
Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
How would you even do that? Like if I try
to take your wristband, like you would feel that though, right,
Some people.
Speaker 20 (01:21:49):
Get so dub here that they pass out for twelve
hours and don't feel or hear or see a thing. Yeah,
and so when you're just like a dead body laying
on your car for twelve hours, people come out to
you with all of your group.
Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Again, aren't you missing stuff you're laying around for twelve hours? Well,
the idea is you're up till you know, you're watching
the bands, you listen like late night wrestling, and you're
doing a lot of drugs, and then you pass out
for twelve hours. Now, at some point another juggalo steals
your wristbands so they can either give it to a friend,
resell it whatever. Even though they're family. Yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
I know they're not each other, right, they're not upstanding individuals,
but I thought they were supposed to look out for
each other.
Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Well, that's the thing is they speak outside of one
side of their mouth and do something else.
Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
In fact, I said, an alarm going off the background
is our carnival, other carbal games kind of going like we.
Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Picked up on something interesting as well, Woodie. So there
are probably Juggalo gathering is nothing but noise all all
the time, fireworks, music, et cetera.
Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
They talk about being in jail like jail prison, like
they say, it's just a loud chaos.
Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
And because because about five hundred people decided to bring megaphones.
Because what they love doing is that as you're sitting
there in your campsite and people are walking around the gathering,
you just yell stuff like show me your butthole, you know.
So Jugglos love yelling nasty things at each other and
that's what you're here there. So there's a lot of
megaphones and stuff like that. Now, I just happened while
(01:23:12):
before talking to Mop, I found and encountered one juggalo
finding another thief juggler. So this girl, right exactly, this
girl and her crew were walking by a campsite and
then and she goes, wait a minute, that's my guy's
like little blue wagon menace. You're a fan of the
rolling wagons.
Speaker 13 (01:23:32):
Yes, shout out the wagons because and these are wagons
and cooler is very common at the gathering because people
throw their drinks and stuff and the walk around the
different different there's like.
Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
The foldable ones that you'll see, I like target. And
so she's screaming, and I didn't want to get too
close and interrupt as a nark. I wanted to see
it playouts. So she's screaming at the I'm sure the
police are coming running right well you quick. In fact, no,
they did not, and so they and so they go, hey,
go get security. So one of them runs off to
go find security. Well, at that point, the girl who
allegedly stole all this stuff, and they found a bag
(01:24:03):
full of like power tools and all. Ye what stuff
you bring to the gathering, right exactly, And so she
skidadles at the back of the tent and this guy
goes chasing after her. Meanwhile he's screaming at the other
people in her crew for harboring a thief. And that's
how I caught Was this a little bit audio right here?
A lot of thief get away you're having pash as
(01:24:25):
he's like chasing this girl through the again. Jug just
a family not here steal from each other. Oh wait,
you can't leave anything alone because he had robbed all.
Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Right, So Sea Bass last weekend was it the gathering
of the Juggalos, and we played this clip here.
Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
This is the woman. Now, I did not actually find
this woman. I looked for her. She's the woman in
the power chair. She's got a clear plastic dildough filled
with ashes. Here she is telling the Juggalo clown vist
what's in that dildo?
Speaker 20 (01:24:48):
An actual replication of my husband's venus with his ashes
that I have slowly been spreading around the gathering.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
He's here.
Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Yeah. And then of course some other a hole with
a megaphone in the background guides around say they're telling
you to show your sphincter. Yeah, and she is so gross.
Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
She has the eye on. We were talking about it
on yesterday's show. She has the I Love Pegging Men
belly shirt. She's about three hundred pounds in this wheelchair.
And then she's wearing like lingerie from the from the
bottom Dog the.
Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Way You're lucky. She's wearing laundry because a lot of
there are a lot of women at the gathering her
size who are fully naked, really bear, you can't really tell.
She had to lift it up flash exactly so that
iHeart Pegging Men's shirt was actually sold on site by
this woman Angela. And she's one of those like the
tattooed suicide girl type of girls. And she has her
(01:25:46):
own line of clothing, which she's going to tell us
about here.
Speaker 11 (01:25:48):
Okay, Nowhere Fast is the clothing brand. We make good clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
She sounds way too sober already. She's actually a business.
She's actually there doing work. She's she's not high on They.
Speaker 6 (01:25:56):
Have money to spend on this stuff because the nerds
they go to comic Con, they got money. You know,
Barbie people that say that the men has talked to.
We just heard a lot of people show gathering with
literally nothing. So there are a handful who have some cats.
Speaker 11 (01:26:12):
Nowhere Fast as a clothing brand, we make good clothes
for bad bitches. We have the iHeart Pegging men designed
the made him Psycho I eat, Yeah, made him Psycho.
Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Now those are shirts that Juggalos would love wearing. Obviously.
Now so what Angela nowhere fast? Is that what she said?
Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Believe nowhere fast. So she goes to different festivals like
put more metal festivals. You can tell. It's like hard
rock stuff. That's a perfect name for her company. That's
where all her clientele is. Gry So now, now I
will give Angela some credit. Besides, she's pretty sexy, you know,
but like that tattooed vixen sort of look. Besides having
(01:26:53):
these cool shirts, she holds periodic contests throughout the gathering
of the Juggalos that involve things where men and men
eat things off other men and women. Here's an example
from Angelo.
Speaker 11 (01:27:03):
Okay, while people are coming up, like hey, seating contest
is at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
That seating contest.
Speaker 11 (01:27:08):
We put chocolate pudding on people's apps and then somebody
else eats it off.
Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Oh wow, there's an idea for the next dare for dollars.
There's an their idea for the next WOODI Show live events. Yeah,
in fact, I witnessed it. I went back the next
day and she was having a katy eating contest where
it was greg. It was three girls on chairs. Okay,
they smeared vanilla pudding all over the They first they
removed their pants except for g strings bikini bottoms. The
(01:27:32):
girls removed it. It got the smear although the vanilla pudding.
And then three other girls, yeah, get it off there,
and the fastest one was stops him like you've never
like me. Yeah, you used the party, you know. Could
you not watch?
Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
She got this judgmental look on her face. I would
be so uncomfortable if I went back. Like the idea
that Seabats was standing there watching it live makes me
so uncomfortable to think I was watching that line.
Speaker 6 (01:28:01):
It's a couple of years ago, there was something that
broke out. Everybody's throwing lawn chairs and stuff over the crowd,
like something broke out, like it was maybe one of
the performances or something.
Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
It was like in a tent or something. Oh well,
that's the trash war that happens every year, the trash war. Okay,
so okay, to break this that's a different that's a
different event. And what happens to the whole event every
every Saturday afternoon ICP the band hold like a seminar,
like an hour long talk about what's coming up for
the next year. Well before that happens, all the Juggalos
have decided. This has just kind of happened spontaneously. They decide,
(01:28:31):
we're going to bring a bunch of trash, including like
raw squid and you know, just garbage from any you know,
fecal matter. And then for like a good half hour
before ICP shows up, they'll just get on the other side,
opposite side of the tents and toss it eat each
other again, raw fish, chairs, brave heart, anything you could find,
and so the so the place stinks, and then here
comes ICP to tell you about the new album. It's
(01:28:52):
kind of like Coachella for losers.
Speaker 13 (01:28:54):
Yeah, wow, but keep that in mind next live event. Yeah, yeah,
our website is nowhere fast dot co.
Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
Okay, co it's the it's the gathering of the Jugglo
Sea bats. Spent the weekend there amongst the animals and
or are crawling.
Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
All over the place. And so we got all this audio.
We do have some more to share, but we're gonna
take a quick break and we'll come back with that
next year. On The Woody Show, hang on. The Woody
Show will be in a sec. This is the Woody Show,
all right.
Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
We're going through some of the audio that Seabats collected
his weekend getaway.
Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Did you bring a date with you this time? I
have the gathering of the jug on twice with women.
They loved it and well they were. You don't bring
you don't bring Sammy there. You bring someone. You bring
somebody like Gina in the corner. You would go, I go.
Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
I would just if you lost me, I'd kill it.
Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
You bring someone who gets it, yeah, because they're not
gonna You're not gonna attack you, and unless you're doing
the drugs they hand you, you're not gonna die.
Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Just if you just keep your head about you, you'll
be fine. Somebody said your show is like an abusive boyfriend.
No matter how bad it gets, it's hard for me.
Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
To let go. So we love speaking of my ship.
I saw that sweet numerous times in the in the
in the Facebook group for the Juggalos, people reporting, hey
I broke up with my husband or wife, I need
a ride home. Everybody needs way back. Every year, Well,
that brings us our next piece of audio, Greg Gorey,
because they can show up. They got no money, they
(01:30:21):
got no resources, So how how can I make money
while I'm there? Though, Greg, we had a couple of
years ago, got the guy who got kicked in the
balls for twenty bucks. Well I saw this guy walking
around in a bloody brown shirt that was covered with
balloons and he was holding some throwing darts. O god,
I got to do this with the Bloodhound game.
Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
Remember that the Bloodhound Gang back in the day they
had I think it's when the Bad Touch came out.
They came on the show and they insisted that I
throw darts at the one guy's back, right, And all
you did was put a two by four down his
spine so I wouldn't hit his spine. And then but
he wanted me to throw it hard enough so it's
stick in his.
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Bag, right, I remember that. Yeah, that's where Logan why
I don't want to do this. I'm not comfortable that
any care. Here's why, because Logan wants to make some money. Woody,
All right, Logan.
Speaker 19 (01:31:10):
I'm wearing a balloon pop game. Throw metal darts at
me two for five dollars, So you blew up.
Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Some balloons you got, like, I don't know, TWI stuff
to your shirt, and uh, what do I win?
Speaker 19 (01:31:20):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
In your head, what do I win if I pop
a balloon? You don't wear nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
You just get to see me bleed.
Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Are you worried about tetanus? No, sir, I'll use clean darts.
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Oh okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
Every time they fall on the ground he wipes them
off with alcohol. Clean is a word that comes to
mind when I think about the gathering.
Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Five for twenty. He could have gotten away with that. No, no,
now here's the thing. I was twenty bucks to get
kicked in the nuts?
Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Uh, fun fact, tetanus is not It doesn't have to
do with the actual rust on a piece of metal.
It's just the it's the dirt that it picks up
being around things. You know. I think about a deck
with a rusty nail. That's it was dirty. There's bacteria
in there, and I'm sure there's plenty of that at
the jug Loog gathering. So he wanted two for five.
I gave him twenty for two. Wow, that was mighty yeah,
(01:32:05):
And so I threw a blue at him. Oh okay,
how much money have you made by having people throw
real darts at your body?
Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Today?
Speaker 19 (01:32:12):
Just in the last half hour, bri twenty five bucks?
Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Right is what again? Two for five? All right? Now here,
I would like for you, if you don't mind, to
hold the mic and tell me about feel says, I'm
throwing them.
Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Several holes here in your shirt.
Speaker 19 (01:32:27):
I got some bloodstains and they got me in the
heart the other day. So I put a little plate
right here in my heart.
Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Oh, fulded up piece of cardboard yep, because that hurt,
Oh my god, so much like your bloodhound gang guy.
His in his breast pocket. There's a folded up piece
of cardboard because he learned, because he already got hit
in that sad Wow. Oh I thought you would faced
away from you. No, No, he was wearing safety goggles.
Oh he barely reacted. Well, it wasn't the first dart
(01:32:56):
he had. His shirt was full of build up, a tolerance.
Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
How inebriated. Do you think he was.
Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Just ao like?
Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
He sounds Juggalo sober mark. I want to hear it again, listen.
Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
I like the.
Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Yeah, right, all right, gathering of the Juggalos, the ICP
and sane clown posse. Gathering of freaks every year. The
last couple of years at least it's been in Ohio. Yeah, yeah,
they flowed, They float around the Midwest, but I think
they may have settled on this legend value Ohio. And
Ryan's there.
Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
We've heard about them stealing from each other numerous times,
about the eating of different things, about probable tetanus, uh,
the overdoses, et cetera. But Ryan is here to tell
you in his juggalo voice that no, it's about the love,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
This holy.
Speaker 7 (01:33:51):
He swallowed real nails.
Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Oh yeah, he ate the darts that the other people
were throwing. I mean your nightmare seeing Oh oh my god.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
The reason I'm here this year at the gathering because
I would not pass this up in a lifetime. This
is my fifth year, fifth year sober Man. The gathering
has been honestly the best time I've ever had at
any festival to love year that has been shown to
jugglers and just the family about it like.
Speaker 18 (01:34:25):
This is love.
Speaker 12 (01:34:26):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
What's his weight class? He You might think, oh, that's
an eighty five year old man. No, that's a twenty
eight year old probably undred and sixty pounds or seventy something. Yes, wow,
now you've pictured Rocky's brother. Oh yeah, yeah, wow, that's right.
You heard sober there are there. You don't have to
do a ton of drugs to be at the gathering
(01:34:47):
the Juggalos.
Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Here it is.
Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
It is kind of sad by the way, like you
think about like these people probably feel like completely lonely
the other three hundred and sixty three days a year.
Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
That's the point of having this family, right, Like, these people.
Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
Will find no salvation, no acceptance in any other spot
other than Legend Valley, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
That's why you go for the gathering of the Juggalos.
And so Ryan's going to talk to us more about
being sober at the gathering.
Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
So honestly, I had to get sober because I was
going down a path that would have led to either
jail or death.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
So I had to get my life better.
Speaker 9 (01:35:23):
And now I just smoke weed.
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Impact others.
Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
I think a lot of people they get kind of
like scared of being sober. Right, yes, that is exactly true.
And how I gonna have fun?
Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
You know, you're not ready until you're fully ready. You
got to make the decision yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Yeah, I feel the same way about dieting. Is California sober? Yeah, exactly.
And by the way, so I carry with me in
order to broker peace. I carry a cooler full of
beers and stuff and narcamp Yeah. And so I say, hey, man,
thanks for coming. That would offer you a beer, but
you're sober. He said, no, no, no, I'm just sober
for methan heroin, okay, which, by the way, if you
(01:36:02):
got beer and weeds, fine, man. Nothing that you have
to take weird percocets. We got time for one more
From the gathering of the Juggalos suck to Blaine, and
as we heard, it's people very poor when they show up,
and some are tempted to sneak in. Well, it is
pretty easy, according to Blaine, I.
Speaker 10 (01:36:18):
Don't know the lineup this year. I snuck in last night.
It was dark out. I just walked through the gates.
They didn't stop me, didn't question me, nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
So I just walked in smart.
Speaker 10 (01:36:27):
But I didn't have to worry about nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
But now do you have to worry about leaving because
it's during the daylight? Now, obviously I'm not gonna leave.
Did you find a place to sleep or whatever?
Speaker 10 (01:36:35):
Do you I sleep on that hill somewhere over yonder Yonder.
Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
So now we've heard several people like people just kind
of pass out in the grass and that's where you are. Yeah,
and that's the plan, right.
Speaker 6 (01:36:47):
Yeah, I mean I was thinking about that when we
were talking about the people who are stealing wristbands and stuff.
How tight is the security, Like do you even need
to steal the wristbands or can you? I think if
you have a certain look or whatever, they just assume
you're supposed to be there, and they do, well, then
what they do they're looking a family member.
Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
You know, the security will walk you back to the front, like, oh,
let me go help you back to the front. You
can buy any wristband, So it does happen. So all
I'm talking to Blaine real quick is his friend walks
up and he shows me a text message saying, Hey,
I've got acid, and he tells me that can you
explain what's going on here? Yeah, because it just told
me he got some acid for both of us. So
(01:37:24):
you have to be careful with it because you don't
know the source necessarily. Yeah, he only deals with his
close friends.
Speaker 21 (01:37:30):
Okay, Yeah, there have been issues, especially this year because
of the family a couple of people died already.
Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
OK. Smart.
Speaker 21 (01:37:37):
They have test strips all over the place. They have
everything's available here, So it's all up to you.
Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
To be smart. Yeah, be smart as you do your acid.
There you go from gathering at the Juggalos everybody yeah
times and by the way, and then there's so much more.
Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
Sounds like a fun trip. In case anybody's already planning
for next year, you can go to the gathering of
the drug race. It's around the same time every year.
Speaker 7 (01:38:10):
We're not uninterested going.
Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
You can hang out with these guys here. What's going on.
We're here partying.
Speaker 10 (01:38:15):
We're from Pittsburgh. We're a huge gang. We're a huge
streak gang.
Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Now let me with jugglers.
Speaker 10 (01:38:21):
We're a huge streak gang.
Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
I'm going to do this for us, my mother fucking
like for me. Very quiet, don't say anything. We'll be
back soon pretty sort of so soon. So what you
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