The Woody Show December 30th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Monday, December the thirtieth, twenty twenty four. We are
the Woody Show. My name is Whatddy. That is great gory.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
He menace.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
He is our social media director. We have Gina Grant. Hello.
The newest member of the show. SeaBASS is here. We
got Sammy Bort and Caroline the Woody Show production department.
We got Morgan our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
We are not live here today.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
We are on our holiday break, but we're gonna be
back to start a brand new year of The Woodi
Show on Monday, January sixth. But there's some really good
stuff lined up for you today. And Greg, you know
what we say. If you haven't heard it, it's new
to you. That's right. That said, we'd still like to
hear your thoughts on anything that you hear on the
show today. If there's an opinion or a story you

(01:34):
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do that. Best way would be the after hours voicemail
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YEP coming up for you on the show today, questions
about etiquette.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Greg has a list.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
He's gonna share Greg's list of trashy things, and some
of you really need to pay attention.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Other people.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
You may have like one or two and that's I
think that's acceptable, one or two things, depending on how
egregious the offense is, but don't be trashy. Yeah. But
Greg's list of trashy things today is also fresh Breath Day. Yeah,
we're gonna try out some different ways to freshen your breath.
You know, menace historically, I don't know if it's still

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an issue.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Has anybody noticed.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Any kind of Greg, You're the closest to menace.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Anything about his breath. Haven't noticed?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Really is going okay right now?

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Well, there have been times where I've smelled it, but
recently no, all.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right, yeah, historically though, breath like a dumpster.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Uh, so fresh breath day, trying out some different breath
freshening techniques. Also a question little eyes that you tell
your spouse kind a little lies you tell in your spouse.
We're gonna get to some of that. And Sea Bass's
local news story of the day. We got a Sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Here something like wet and warm on my back.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
It is the love.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, ma'am. I was actually going to buy me a
pizza phographer days.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
He finally did a that's roll, it's off the law.
Do you know how this fire started?

Speaker 8 (03:20):
It was because of my cousin.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
He's mad because he can't get with me.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Is a goop? I shows all right.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Our first story, Sea Bass, We go out to Louisville
Waves three news.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yeah, Channel three. They call it the wave in Louisville
for some reason. Or a man walked out on his
front door one.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Day to find a surprise.

Speaker 9 (03:41):
Sunday night, a young man in a red shirt walks
up to one Louisville home well after midnight and begins
peering inside, then leaves a horrific surprise.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
Went out to my front porch and noticed what I
thought was a cat poop.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
The homeowner who wishes to remain anonymous, then checked his
doorbell camera and realized it was no cat at all.

Speaker 10 (04:02):
It turned out to be a person, and not only
did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome
out welcome. I heard about this guy, Cereal pooper. Well,
Cereal is right because it was not this just one time.
Greg again the welcome Matt.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
That's just a that is a sacred that's a violation.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It is so this gentleman came back again.

Speaker 9 (04:26):
Oh no, the man police say has been pooping on
one Louisville homeowner's porch over the past week paid that
homeowner another visit this weekend. In fact, the homeowner tells
me the now infamous porch pooper went back to his
house two times even day weekend. The homeowner put up
sonic alarms and cat litter the next day. Well, it
seemed to deter him when he returned last night, because

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the homeowner tells me he ran away. If you recognize
this man, you're asked to contact police at five seven
four LMPD Well, I.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Probably didn't like to feel the cat litter under his feet.
Serious defecating doesn't have been more enticing with the litter.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well again, your portrait being stained of course.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Well do you have an update? Yes, thanks to this
go you know, this is the lead story in Louisville.
They did catch this man and he will not be charged. Great,
Why because apparently he's got like a condition or something.
Oh yeah, neurologically, he's probably autistic or something, and he
kind of wandered off and he decided how going to
go poopy this house three or four times.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
She probably had an abusive childhood where his parents just
let him, you know, not do anything fun.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Right, no charges, so he has been talking for a
lost time.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, and never got to go to camp as a kid,
so therefore didn't get a Nintendo.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Local News story of the day.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Going down to NBC too in Fort Myers where one
of our favorite things is happening and old lady's giving interviews.
So fun with old lady accents. But as she's doing
it because what she was attacked by an alligator.

Speaker 11 (05:45):
Oh no, it's a moment of survival. I could understand
men and women in war. Now it just turns on
NBC two is speaking with that woman was attacked by
an alligator in North Fort Myers and she lived to.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Tell about it.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
She was walking with her dog when a seven foot
gater snuck up and grabbed onto her.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Dal boppled evening dog walk Thursday was the scariest she's
had all of a sudden.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
I had, Gina, you caught that one tool.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
We're talking to Dell Bobble name on top of old lady. Wait,
that's her first name. Dell is her first name, and Bopple,
seven foot gater snuck up and grabbed onto her.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Dal boppled evening dog walk Thursday was the scariest she's had.

Speaker 11 (06:27):
All of a sudden. I had a premonission. I'm telling it.
It was like, oh, oh.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Teeth scary somehow, she's we talked about this all the time.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
In fact, two years ago you recalled there was a
woman walking her little crap dog by a Florida lagoon.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Right now.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
She was straight up beaten by dog. So I don't
know what these old ladies are doing walking by lagoons
in Florida.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
Does a seven foot alligator sneak up on.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
You lunch quick?

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Well, that's let's let's go to Dell because she'll she'll
answer your question.

Speaker 11 (07:07):
Jane, And that alligator took off like thirty five minutes,
and I'm not joking.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Bopple says she got close to the pond at Julia
Mobile Home Park off Slater Road, she saw gator's eyes
looking back at her. Before she could think of anything else,
she tossed her small ship, so named Queen, up in
the air.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Then the gator chomped took Oh.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
She fed it to him like a Here's the problem is,
she threw Queen to I hopefully distract the gator, but
the gater still went after Dell, go after my dog.

Speaker 11 (07:38):
Take this.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
But it's a ship too.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
You can pick it up and run with.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
It when you're eighty two Again, what are you doing
by the pod?

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Yeah, so this is where I'm gonna take my walk.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Well, here's the thing, right, Here's the thing is you're
both right on this, Gina and Greg. Is that the
gators are fast and they are ambush predators. I get that, sure,
But this is not the first time that she has.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Seen this gator.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
She's complained about the big gators to our community. They
have not reached out to her and also have not
returned my calls reporting in Fort Myers, Hope, Salmon, NBC
twos Hope.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
So she knew it was there.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
Yeah, right, But here's my thing, So, like, you should
be able if there's a seven foot and no you
guys don't like this, greg, but there's a seven foot
literal man eating gator and a dog eating gator that
lives within striking distance, take care of that.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, you go out there and you shoot it and
you kill it.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Oh it's like you know what else is fast cheetahs.
So don't walk your dog in the serengetti.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
You know, well, guess what, why would you do that either? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
But here's the thing. We live near the where the
gators are. When we see a big one, you got
to kill it. And that's just the way things are.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Really big one, you kill it.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh yeah, if it's the biggest gate you've ever seen,
and it's like a record breaking one murder.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Of course, a difference between going off into the kill
or be killed, going off into the middle of the
swamp and finding a fifteen foot gator as opposed to
the one that that's striking and eating you and you
every day.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
We're just you can't move that seven foot gator. You
gotta kill it.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, it's the wood Show.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
We're back. See that's his local news story of today.
What's next?

Speaker 7 (09:18):
We go to CTV Windsor, right across the river from Detroit,
where the top story, Yes, the top story was an
animal rescue, all right, Patty.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
And wildlife rescue officials in Chatham, Kent are still in
disbelief after getting a call for help in Windsor about
a bear in the back of a vehicle.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I wanted to make sure it was an actual bear,
because we've had those calls before and it ended up
being a weasel or a puppy.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
But you don't know the difference between a bear and
a poppy and a weasel.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
All right, how do you even catch a weasel? Yeah?
I keep going there.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Executive director Miriam Armstrong says it seemed the young black
bear cub was picked up from the side of a
highway near can Gren, Ontario by a couple of people
from Windsor, who claimed the bear was injured.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I should mention he was fit tackle bell, so I'm
sure he's uh think so great.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Neither officials do say people should not approach or try
to capture a wild animal without the first talking to
a wildlife custodian.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Sephanie Great advice. Okay, Chris Campbell with their talk story's
great advice.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
That's good advice because I would have tried to tackle
the bit.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
Go right for it.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well. To be fair, this bear got taco bell.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
Yeah yeah, rules, so he's probably not feeling too good.
Shut up with your damn editorializing day.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Local news story today.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
You guys may know this one eight news now here
in Vegas where this guy got busted for something that
he thought he was. You know, one of those things
where you call the police, help me out, police, help
me out, police, and they find out that you are
actually the problem.

Speaker 12 (10:47):
Our eight News now investigators learning Metro police arrested an
evangelical pastor who reportedly had guns and drugs inside of
a strip hotel room. Police were called a sixty one
year old David McGee's room after he reported missing property. Well,
an AR fifteen with a scope, suspected fentanyl, pills and
powder were all recovered by officers.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Daisy quick around the room. What hotel was the was
the pastor with ex caliber and an.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
AR fifteen what he called them, Yeah, definitely, so.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
You're thinking South end of the strip we're talking about.
It was a strip that she gave you the clue.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's a strip hotel. It's not Terribles, Wait Towers.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I'm saying ex Caliber or Luxor.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
If you're sleeping at Terrible as you're in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
All right, so those are the guests as well.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Let's let's find out again from eight News Now Live.

Speaker 12 (11:46):
Look right now at the strat where this initially sparked
a counter terrorism streats. The senior pastor at the closed
The Bridge Fellowship, which is in North Carolina, says he
was in Talent to look for his missing daughter and
planned to give her fentanyl when they found drug and
gun related.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
To Yeah, well when he prayed on it, I guess
has what God told him to do, you know, go
find her. When you find her, give her fendel.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Let's stay strapped just in case.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
There's your local news story of the day. Everybody so weird? Yeah,
thank you very much. Sea Bass nice to cover.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Was no cat at all, and it turned out to
be a person.

Speaker 10 (12:26):
And not only did he defecate, but he also urinated
on our welcome out.

Speaker 13 (12:31):
All Yeah, we are into another new hour insensitivity training,
free politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
It's Monday morning. Hello, welcome, my name is Woody. That
is Greg Gory. Good morning, we got menace, what sea bass?
Sammy's here and our newest full time member of the
Woody Show. Welcome to the family, Gina Gratt.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Thank you morning.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Gina is here. The phones open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, you can hit us up with the text
over too to nine eight seven. Gina has her coffee
in a toilet tree bag.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Well, here's one thing, a toilet tree bag.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
You know, like you would put your deodor in your
two paste.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Let me explain.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Look at that.

Speaker 14 (13:18):
This is like a cold pack and you put the
whole thing in the freezer. And it's not coffee, it's
diet coke and I want to keep it cold, so
it's in my little freezer bag.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Is that super weird? I shouldn't watch the die coke
out of the can? Why I like a coffee cup.

Speaker 14 (13:32):
Because I don't like the way it I don't like
the texture of it out of a can.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
You get it? It tastes like garbage?

Speaker 14 (13:37):
Really yeah, zero, No, you got to break it up
and like a cut like a beer. You know how
people will pour their beer into a glass instead of
drinking out of the can. Same principle, just with the
DC the nectar of the guts.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
But a paper cup, any cup, sorry.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
Where there's steins in there that I missed, Like.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
A paper cup, I think it would have even a
more weird feeling because of the carbonation. Over a paper cup.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
It's not great, but it's better than a can.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Okay, the straw things.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Now, when they bring like a can of stuff like
that out to the table at a restaurant and they
bring me a glass of ice, I'm like, it already has.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
No it's cold enough.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
I do that on airplanes all the time. I don't
need I don't need that because I got limited space,
extra stuff.

Speaker 8 (14:17):
And I don't think you're supposed to consume airplane ice.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh yeah, I mean I've heard that they'll make it
on the plane.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
All right. It's just a bag and dumping it like
those bags of ice, yeah that you get at the
gas station.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
And yeah it is yeah, Okay, maybe it's.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Maybe I missed the airplane ice.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
You know, it's like it's it's quite that ice. It's
it's probably right next to the morgue.

Speaker 15 (14:37):
You know.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Somebody tried to tell us there's a morgue on like
you know, come on airplanes. Yeah, all right, so we
have something here for Greg, and then Greg has something
for us. He's got his list of things that he
considers trashy. Right. We needed a definitive list because it
seems like there's so many things that Greg's.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Trash and I add to it constantly, right a long.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
So that's coming up this hour here on the Wood Show.
The edit kick quiz is something that Sea Bass has
for Greg.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
Yes, this is something that I saw from I think
Wired magazine did this an interview with an etiquette coach
and you know, crowdsource questions. I thought to myself, Wow,
Greg would love this guy so much because he is British.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
It's also fun with accents.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
It's fun with accents. He has like the most perfect suit,
the full wins or not. I'm assuming and he talks
and he's kind of like that mean gay as well too.
His name's WILLIAMS. Hanson.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
He's got a new book out because he runs an
etiquette school in jolly old England. So what I did
I broke down the questions and the answers so that
Greg Gay, well, well he'll do.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
You know, you might not be perfect, but I'm nervous.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Give your input and also learn because he'll tell us
William Hanson will the correct answer. And so it starts
with tablemanners. But that goes into all sorts of stuff. Okay, well,
this is a classic tablemanner's question here.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
All right, here's the question.

Speaker 15 (15:49):
I always do my best to have good table let
a cat, but I still genuinely do not understand the
no elbows on the table rule? Why is that important?
Three exclamation maks, Why is that important?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Why?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
No tables?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Why would you not have your elbows on the table.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know the answer, but
I'm an adventure a guess. Yes, good, because before we
had utensils, people would basically eat with their hands, so
they would have their elbows up. And if you have
your elbows on the table, it implies that you're going
to be eating with your hands.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh, you know, like a hunk of mean.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Okay, okay, like it's kind of uncivilized.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Let's see what the actual answer is.

Speaker 15 (16:29):
No elbows on the table rule goes back to the
medieval times in Europe, where they were eating from trestle tables.
They would put these benches out with sheets of wood
on top. If you put your elbows on the table,
the table would tip and the food would go everywhere.
That's not very good etiquette. And so it became the
etiquette and not to put your elbows on the table.
We do really still abide by the no elbows on

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the table rule because I think it looks really.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
Ugly looks and I will add on to that because
it leads to bad pasture. You're hunched over right instead
of being up and looking about ready to address the crowd.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I don't mind, like, like, elbows are the table, as
long as you're not then leaning over, like if you're
hunched over the table, Like if your elbows are just
on the table for whatever reason, not a big deal.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
It's like when you're but if.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Your boobs are in the soup correct or any time
a minute, it's like he's just shoveling, and like I
lean my fore.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Arms onto the table. But that's fine.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah, well that's not elbows. I'm gonna give myself half
a point for I will agree with that. Maybe. All right,
this is the etiquette quiz question number two.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Help.

Speaker 15 (17:31):
This girl is telling me about horoscopes and I've literally
no interest in it. I don't know how to get
out of this conversation.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
All right, So you're at a group. This is not
at the table, but.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
You're at a group gathering and you really don't want
to talk to How do you get rid of her
in a proper and polite way?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Okay, because all I do.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Is talk about astrology?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, crochet, you change the subject quickly.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
I would say something along the lines of I I
see what you're saying, yeah, and in another realm, and
then kind of slowly morphu.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Change yeah, change the subject.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
I would say, I acknowledge what they're saying, show them
that you're listening, and then morph the subject into something else.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Also, you can just say hey, look over there, and then.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
Compliment and leave bye.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
All right, Well, let's let's see what the etiquette I'm
trying to think of, Like what the other answer could be. Yeah,
like the super proper.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I mean, you can say something really snarky and passive aggressive.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Is that proper? Not proper? It's not proper. Let's see
what you should do.

Speaker 15 (18:33):
Try and pare them off with someone else. Say to them,
I've just seen someone over there. I must go and
chat to you before they go. But have you met Anna? No,
I'm going to introduce this person with Anna and off
you go. It's much nicer than just going I've got
to go buy and then off.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah rude.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Right, so you don't abandon that. But you you you
passed them off direction.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, okay, here you deal with this idiot you met Al?
It's not proper to Anna.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
This is now your problem. Man, Maybe me too. Is
the fanciest person that we've got here. Try to be
And this is the etiquette quiz question number three.

Speaker 15 (19:11):
It feels that I, unless I hunt down the waiter
that we want to check or bill, we could be
there for hours.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Is this a thing?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Question me?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
I'm hunting for you down the way the waiter like constantly.
So what they're saying is you don't You're not sitting there.
You see the guys waving and clapping and snapping right
the bill from the air or leaving the table like menace.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'm trying to get out. I've I've walked up to
the booth before with my bill. I'm like absolutely trying
to leave my guests.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
But do you do that right away? Or did you
give them a minute?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I give him a little while. Okay, they have like.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Two minutes and then like, do you do you honestly
give them like a chance? Yeah, set other tables, other
things that are going.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
On, but also sometimes the medicine's credit. Sometimes they're just lazier, dicking, rude.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
It's like, I agree, I've seen them pass by my
table easily three or four times. Okay, it's time to go.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, all right, so Greg, what happens here?

Speaker 5 (20:03):
My guess would be, this is such a difficult quiz
that you would just find. If it's not your server,
just find the nearest employee of the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Last blowy or whatever. Yeah, I do that too.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Could you please find my server?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I beg you, I beg your pardon. That's very nice
because I just asked whoever it is I need my bill.
I don't even say that's my billet. Don't actually say that.
What do you call down?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
But no?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
But yeah, I just asked that person cannect Yeah bill, Okay,
let's find out.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
All right. Question number three, what do you do in
that situation? Wait?

Speaker 15 (20:38):
Against a waiter's attention is purely body language. We don't
want any clicking, any clapping, or any flapping about instead
sort of sit back from the table, make yourself a
little bit taller and try and catch their eye as
they go past. Keep the hand at the level of
the eye. And then when they come over, he's going
to have the bill. That's all you need to say.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah. I also don't leave the folio as they call it,
flat on the table. Why put the card in that
little plastic not to the top so it's sticking up
out of the top of it, And then I stand
the whole folio up on the table, so it's kind
of like a you like when you need service at
the slot machine at the casino, you can turn the
little light on and they can kind of see it's

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a beacon.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Is there's never that step because as soon as the
bill comes, the card is already.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Why I need to look over I don't need to
take an itemize.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
You know what I ordered?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, I do that same thing, and then when it
comes back, if there's just a double check to make.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Sure, then you look over it.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
There's another thing that I absolutely get annoyed by if
I'm in a group setting is if we're ordering and
then everybody's made the decision on what they're going to order,
and then they keep the menus open like they're still
looking at stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Yes, why signals that you're not?

Speaker 5 (21:54):
That's rights is just in such a rush?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I am and I'm just there to eat. It's not
my entertainment, like Greg.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Have you ever done this?

Speaker 14 (22:00):
Sometimes when they bring the food the first time they
come to say how is everything? I'll go great, and
here's my card. You can just go and run it
just a week and yet here, Yeah, I liked what
I'm done.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I share another tip with what are you like? When
they go have you been here before? No matter what, Yes,
I have been here. I don't want to go through
the special you're trying to get rid of.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
It's not a quiz or a riddle. It's a restaurant. Yeah,
all right, Etiquette quiz situation number four.

Speaker 15 (22:28):
I'm absolutely shocked that so many people think it. You
recline your airplane seat. That's why it's there so you
can recline. I've never not reclined my seat. My seat
stays reclined always. I think the cabin crew have got
something to say it take off and landing about that
because you're not meant to have it recline. Then oh yes,

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they're from Austin, Texas, which explains so much.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
A little.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Over here. Yeah, but again, me and gay is so fun.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
So Greg will finally, once and for all give us
the definitive list as it stands right now, things that
he finds to be trashy.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Right, it's a living, breathing lists.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Way, if you ever want to be impressive to Greg
Gory and have a shot of.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Him looking you and the saying, hey, you know.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Maybe we could be friends, because I'm a wanta be Yeah,
you would have to adhere to this list. We'll find
out what's all on that list coming up next.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
He turned that down just a little bit. But I
would that I could listen to the radio reasonable volume.

Speaker 11 (23:29):
But I don't see why I should have to turn
down the radio all right, into assisting.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
All right, well, this is the list I've really been
waiting for. I mean, there's so many things that I
love that I know for a fact are on this list.
So apparently Greg's thinks I'm trashy. I think you're trashy, Sammy. Yes,
certain parts he's judging all not that we're all not judging.
Well yeah, people to say, oh, I don't judge you. Yeah,

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yes you do.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Greg, what do you think the trashiest thing what he does?

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Well, it's come up a lot lately at having been
there and seeing that the size of his garage and
not parking it. I know, what's just a trooper of
car for why you have a garage When your kid
wants to play hockey in there, then he can. You
can back up the car, he can set up play
when he's done, put the car back.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Also, I'm not using the garage personally. I'm not using
the garage because when I leave is early in the morning,
as I do, it would wake people up, like the
garage door would wake people up.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Probably.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yah.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
So take it out on your neighbors and at Greg has.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
This is all Greg's opinion. We're all gonna have some
disagreements to here. I'm sure we will. I want thinking
another bud. This is Greg's opinion on things that he
finds to be trashy, and.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Greg, why I try to be I want to start
with just a couple of classics, just to get it
out of the way. Like I mentioned one hundred thousand times,
couches that plug in or and or light up. That
is so utilitarian, it's so ugly. Is it comfy?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Sure? Is it convenient to have a built in cup holder? Sure?
But not at home? That's true.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
But what about a man cave? Though it allowed in
your basement.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I think the term man cave is trashy. True, the
idea of a man cave is trashy. If you're the
true man of your own home, watch the game in
your living are for losers? Yeah, yeah, it's insanely childish.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
By the way, I just want to clarify some of
the text. It just came in. No, Greg, the trashiest thing.
What he does is pick his nose and put it
on the car steering wheel. I don't put it on
the steering wheel. It's on the front of the seat,
to the front edge of the seat.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
And not just the car. Also his office chair.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's not on the office chair.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh there's a whole big anyway. No, there's not.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I'll tell you. If I pick a nose, I got
a white but onze that's the underside of the counter
at the desk, and I wait for the dry and
then before you could say, I chiseled.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Thank you, Greg. You know I'll be back with from photos,
but please do.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
The other old classic signs that tell you what your
room are in in the house. In the kitchen, it
might say eat or fork in the laundery rooms, so
sure covered recently I mentioned tin serving dishes. So if
you go get something catered and you have a giant
platter of let's say pasta and then poom on the
table you serve it from that, put it in a

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different put it in a big bowl and hush it up.
Garage parties, that's always towards the top of my list.
I've had so many parties at my former in laws
house sitting next to a lawnmower while eating my meal.
There's a gas can, a lawnmower, a rake, a motorcycle,
and your Hamburger.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
But you love the garage so much, Greg, No, it's.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
For cars adjacent to the garage. The driveway. When you
see a hose on a driveway and it's just willy nilly,
wrap it up, preferably on an actual hose holder like
a hook. It's not to be seen. I've even seen
photos for houses that are on the market for sale
and there's the picture of the front of the house
and what's running down the driveway a garden hose oh, you.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Can't coil that up disgusting around the side of the
back of the house preferably.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Yeah, it should preferably exactly. Pictures that get hung way
too high. Yes, there is an actual rule to it,
and I don't remember the exact number. But when you
go from the bottom of the floor to the middle
of the art piece should be x amount of inches.
I don't remember the number of inches.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
The rule of thumb, according to Martha Stewart, was like,
unless you're like somebody who's super short like Sammy, are
super tall like Shack, Like, if you're an average sized
guy five foot ten, right, it's supposed to be right
at the middle of the piece, is supposed to be
right at eye level light. Yeah, right, and people hang them.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
And then if you have multiple pictures, let's say you
have three kids, and you have three pictures of your kids,
don't stagger them. Put them all in the same horizontal.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Row more, please.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Staggering looks so grandma.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
It's very right now, it's so trashy. Oh what that
happens with as well is television. One time I was
not home when a television was being put on my wall,
and I'm like, we put it on the ceiling, right,
you're so high? Why so high?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
And along those lines, things that just aren't to scale,
so like the frame photos that are too small. If
you do it in a collection like a gallery wall, fine,
but if you have one photo that's small and it's
hung on a wall and it's not to scale, it's
going to look ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
All right, what about is this trashy?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Because he's got his sea bass as his MENSA certificate framed,
but it's not the correct size. It's already the borders
cutting off, like you.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Can't even see.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
My last name is insanely long, that's why I know.
But even look at the Mensa logan in the top
right corner.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
It says men and that's the only like frame.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Is that classy or no? It's like he's a membership
of men.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah. It's also.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Also things that aren't to scale, like if a coffee
table's too small. First space, you have a couch smash
against the wall, a huge rug and a small coffee
table in the middle of the rug nowhere near the
coffee table. It's pointless. Yeah, and it looks stupid. It
looks like, oh, look, I got my very first apartment.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
On my own. Yeah, I don't know why people put
the table in the middle of the room like that
when yeah, it's it's a coffee table. Yes, you should
have about five to six inches off the knee if
you're sitting up straight on the edge of the couch, right,
I think it's eighteen inches? Is that? What it is?
That far from the couch from the couch, good to know.
I'm gonna make an adjustment, am I?

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Any little lawn rule book flag that has a season
on it, So when it's summer, you put your summer
a little lawn flag, or if it's a spring you
put one that says.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Easter on it.

Speaker 9 (29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
No, it's trashy, but it's cute when like an old
person does.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
It, it can be contrued as cute.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
But like you, it's trashy.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
You love your festive wreaths like, yeah, exactly, but wreaths classy.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Flags trash flag on your lawn trash heir.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Unless it's an American flag, I don't want to see it.
I think the lettering is what really it makes its
old country buffet.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yeah, Sammy, were you in a sorority? I can't remember it, Morgan,
was I know that fact, but it's that got that
sorority font to it, where every letter has like a
little a little circle circle bubble at the end of.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Every She's not in the sorority.

Speaker 8 (30:19):
Uh, because you got to go to college for them?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, my dream.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
It's like the biggest thing that I ever missed out
on was going to community college being able to be
in a sorority.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
The ultimate trashy. And I was a victim of this
for four years when I lived next order a guy
who kept an r V in front of the house.
Twenty four to seven. This is where Woody, I appreciate
your hoa because I went on an RV overnight trip
with a coworker and I thought, where does he keep
his RV? And when I got to his house, which

(30:51):
is in your neighborhood, he said, oh, yeah, we're not
allowed to keep them here. We have to keep them
off premises. And I thought, hallelujah to that. Every neighbor
should have that same policy.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Agreed.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
I was driving around this week, Greg, and I saw
someone who parked the RV horizontally like crossways across their
their driveway.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
You couldn't see their house.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Oh wow, awful wedding guests who don't dress appropriately, you
are trash.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah. Well, we were at our friend Tony's wedding and
one of his relatives showed up in some jeans and
who let the hogs out T shirt shirt at a wedding,
Harley Davidson, you know who let the hogs.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Out grounds for dismissal?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
They d exactly, And Tony said, well, he just came
from work. I'm like, okay, you couldn't have put an
extra shirt in the car. Where does he work? I
think he's a firefighter. Oh my, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
But like dress clothes, I mean, if.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
You're over the age of twelve, you should know you're
going to a wedding.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Also, I find this trashy and this is highly judgmental.
Weddings with a no host bar.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh that's then.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Don't have a web.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
Then it's just a dry wedding.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Don't have a wed or just one bartender.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Because I've gone to a couple of weddings where it
was a no host bar, and the first one I
ever went to, I was literally surprised by it. Said
you all behind kN Okay, that'll be five bucks. I
looked over my shoulder and I said, oh no, no, no, no,
I'm with the wedding. Yeah, and he said, yeah, that'll
be five dollars. And I went to my aunt, who

(32:22):
I was at this wedding with.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
I said, did you know you have to pay for
drinks here?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
This is a wedding. Never you can't.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
If you can't host it, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
What about if I like a trough, you know, a
big thing I serve, be fine? What about it?

Speaker 8 (32:38):
It's beer and wine only a lot of.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Totally fine, totally fine. Menace wall mounted TVs when the
wires are visible, yes, oh my god, when you get installed,
take the time to put the wiring through the wall.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, you can get electrician to do that, super cheap.
To add a you know, an outlet in the back
of it, and like, why would you like just let
the wire just hang down to the outlet on the bottom?
The worst?

Speaker 4 (33:03):
How do you live with that? I know?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Let's say, using the wrong glasses for red wine, white wine,
champagne when people serve champagne.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
I never thought about this until Greg brought it up.
I'd never give it a second thought.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
When you have champagne in a wine glass, like you
might as well put it in a coffee mug, you
know or not knowing the difference between a white.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Wine glass and a red wine glass. Couldn't you use
a coffee mug for red wine? That would be better
than having just a regular glass or the heat from
your hands on the outside, because at least you have
the handle from the mug and you're not transferring your
from your hand. You will totally disagree with this.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
I one hundred percent believe that the chemical makeup, the
physical makeup of the vessel affects the taste.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I really do.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
I mean, I agree with direk coke.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
So it's the.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Same thing, yeah, which you won't drink that on of
the sands only have a paper cup.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
And that is what the experts say. That's why they're specifically.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
Yeah, so they can open up.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I mean that could be hocus pocus.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
I agree with that. Yeah, horse bumper stickers. I don't
need to know what your favorite band is or you
don't have. Yeah, and then if you especially multiple bumper stickers,
that just says, hey, I'm a I'm a total slob.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, that's what it says.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
High school like, are you not an adult?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Right?

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Why do you need a bumper sticker. Can I just
bullet point real quick through the rest of my list.
Not putting your napkin or in your lap, trashy, holding
your fork with a fist. You're a piece of trash.
Leaving Christmas lights up all year. Trashy women's shirts with
the shoulders cut out.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
The cold shoulder.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
They think that's fancy. It's like, oh, it's her fancy
night out. Let me get my shoulderless T shirt.

Speaker 8 (34:37):
It's just a circle around the shoulder, right.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
And then lastly, prominent garbage cans, especially in a kitchen.
Put your garbage in a cabinet, hide them, hide it.
It should be out of sight. You shouldn't see a
garbage can.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
But if it's like one of those stainless steel ones, yeah,
the corner round, hide.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Them, Yeah, hide him. I don't want to see your
garbage can.

Speaker 15 (35:02):
Right.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Well, there we go, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
And like I said, it's a living, breathing list. There'll
probably be more nice.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yeah, of course, it's like my list of people you
can't trust. It should not be trusted. Greg's list of
things that are trashy, ladies and gentlemen more what he
shows next, hang on the.

Speaker 13 (35:18):
Hood, show.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
We'll be back in a se funnier than come in.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, he's the Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
All right, we have time for one more etiquette quiz questions.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Which one do you want to go with?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Let's dig deep. This is very British. Okay, how do.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
You stir your teeth?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Oh? Here's the This is again. This is an etiquette expert.
He's gonna have all this questions from you know people
to ask him these things, and then we'll get Greg's
take and what he thinks, and then we'll match it
up with the etiquette expert and what he says.

Speaker 15 (35:49):
There we go, what's the proper way? Just the T
clockwise or anti clockwise?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Anti ant? What do you think?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
I'm gonna say T clockwise. Make sure that you don't
bang the spoon against the so you do it in
the middle of it. Just what my instincts said.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
I would say counter right, I'm saying counter yeah, but
left handy is I'm.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
Doing it left handed?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
I still say left hander, go county.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
And then and then don't bang it clank it against
the cup.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
All right, let's see if you're right.

Speaker 15 (36:26):
Great question, and the answer is neither. Instead we stir
in a back and forth six twelve, six twelve motion
gently flicking the teaspoon at the top of the cup,
not banging.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Around like Greg.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
You get at least half of b for that right
because you clank you went to the right results.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
And he says you can avoid that by just going
back and forth six to twelve, skimming the Woody shore.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Well, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
And what of that is Greig Gory? What's up Menace?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Good morning to you, Good morning Woody. There's a sea
bass we got Sammy phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. That's eight seven seven forty four. Wooding.
Hit us up with a text over tow to nine
eight seven. It is fresh breath day. Oh yes, and
so Menace nickname Bodega breath. But she uh, which he

(37:34):
earned over a number of years.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
From a street person.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Well that was after you had many years and years
of Okay, Sammy, you have been sitting next to Menace.
Yes for two years now?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Is there any truth to the Bodega breath rumor?

Speaker 6 (37:50):
I have smelt it in the past, but it's not.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Daily in a year. It's a work in progress. He's
been actually spending a lot of time and effort and
trying different things.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It used to be constant to Beth. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
But anyway, so with fresh breath date today, what are
the things that always cause bad breath? Coffee, garlic. So
we've got some coffee, garlic. We've got fresh cloves of garlic,
and then we also got the very potent red onion.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh I already smell it.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, some cigarettes. Smoke a pack? Yeah yeah, right here
in the studio.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I'm all right.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
So the thing is then we also have some some
remedies to see which one works the best.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Now, menace, you have said, what's the wash? There are
a breath.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
There are breath, and that gets recommended to us all
the time too.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, people spoke, I got oh nice. I mean you
kind of cheap down, got the cheaper bottle. But what
do you mean smaller? That's small. There's ten bucks small?
But how much do you need for the studio? I
need the big joint like eighteen bucks?

Speaker 4 (38:58):
But this is all you so you're gonna be using it.
You could take it home. That's wash, thank you. This
is a dentist formulated fresh breath oral rints. First of
all oral fights bad breath for twelve hours. Yeah wowfigurating
icy mint, yeah, starts working instantly.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, So there's the thorough breath.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
It's an old timey packaging for.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
That old school altoids.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Altoids, yes, okay, because I always noticed that Menace has
a tin of mint lots and he'll he'll pop those
a lot.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
We've also got ooh this remember banaka.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Oh it's not banaka, but it's breath spray. Yes, branded
instantly freshens breath. Breath spray. It's a mint flavor, but
it's you know, get the banoca stuff.

Speaker 15 (39:44):
Do that?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Do you ever do the thing when you were a kid,
like you try to see how many squirts on your
tongue you can do.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You tapped out and then also burned. And then also
at school we woul dare each other to do a
spray up the nose banka.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Oh yeah, we'll do that. Another right, another another Mena's
favorite breath strips.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Oh yeah, I add to those for a while. The
melt in your mouth. That's another product I thought had
gone away.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Like and you know, for people in the pinch, you
can always go with the old school starlight mints.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's not that you get had an Italian restaurant on
the way out.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Yeah, the red and white like swirly mints flavored a
kid ripping out to get like.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Old school, old school mints. So you got that of course,
you know, gum, those are grandma's bowl.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Yeah, now, menace, we have all these things at your disposal. Yes,
and so the deal will be like you take a
like we'll say, clove of garlic, like one club. You
don't have to swallow, but just chew it, chew it chew,
chew chew.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I don't know if I've ever done that.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
All right, Well, well we'll check your breath, and then
you get to pick your weapon of choice, like what
do you think will kill the garlic? Right, and so
you have all these different options. But once you use
one of those options, we have to move on to
a different thing like this, okay, So then the next one,
like the red onion, chew chew chew's spit it out,
and then you have to pick it different, and then

(41:11):
we'll have.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
H we'll have you, and then you have to pick
who you get to make out with to see if
it works.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Well. I think Greg, I think Greg's a good option
not to make out with, but you could be the
breath tester.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
I was thinking Sammy would be really good at that.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
We're gonna have a lot of a lot opportunities. We'll
figure we'll figure it out options. It's it's fresh birthday.
The whole idea is to try to figure out which
one of all these things is the strongest, is the best, Like,
what's what's the best thing to fight bodiga breath?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, it's like a science experience. It is science. Yes,
it is a learning opportunity.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Ever learning today is fresh Breathday.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yeah, and uh see, Bass says been a very good
soux chef and he's been preparing the the the different items.
So we have fresh garlic. It's a whole clove of garlic.
We have some chopped red onion also for uh oh,
look at that nice. And then we also have we

(42:16):
have coffee. Correct, alright, coffee we have we have some coffee. Now, menace,
I'll that you choose which one you want to try first.
So you try that, and then you get to choose
which one of the bad breath fighting agents we have
here to see which one is going to be best. Now
do we decide between Greg and Sammy. Who is going
to be the breath tester.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I think it was great.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
I think it's Sammy, but I mean we could both
do it.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Can we get a baseline as well? On bread? Yeah,
that's actually a really good idea.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Science.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
This is science. You want to get your the master
of science. Actually a really good point. Baselines are terrible.
Because I've had nothing but coffee this morning.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Well, this is you know what, that's probably perfect. You've
had nothing but coffee. Do you have any more coffee
over there? Yeah? Some morning?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Here, I take a sip and like switch it or round.
Let's make it the fresh? Yeah, yeah, make it fresh.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
I guess what I am. That's bad.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
The last time you floshed what you say, manace every day?

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Did you brush your teeth this morning?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yes? And I had a there are breath but okay,
but I've had nothing but coffee.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Coffee, alright, it's a baseline. Yeah, on coffee.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Who wants to take a hit for it? Let's go
all right, so Greg, get it, get away for that.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
So coffee, okay, I will admit not bad, borderline pleasant
because I'm a coffee fanatic. That was pure coffee. Because
it's it's very nice.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Yeah, all right. On a scale of one to ten,
what are you giving it? Nine? Nine? It's perfectly so
that would be really the that'd be fine. A two
because ten being the worst breath? Oh yes, yeah, well yeah,
A one or a two, let's go to that, all right?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Uh, Sammy, it's a two.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
He's right, it's not bad.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
It's not good.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
It was just a warm like you're a witch or
something warm.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
And now men as your options again are we have
the thorough breath, which you know, if it's not that bad,
I don't think you even need.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
That, okay, yeah, then coffee, yeah yeah, just give me some.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
We also have the breath spray kind of like Banaka.
We have the strips, which I know you're a big
fan of.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, oh, here we go.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
We have the breath strips.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Man, they package these things so unnecessarily.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
The breast strip We got altoids, and then we have
the Starlight mints.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Which one would you.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Like to go with?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I'll start with the altoids, the altoids, can we open
up that package for you? Done this before?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
All right? Anyway, So Altoids, we'll see how it does
with the coffee and then next up, I think, what
do you want to go? Do you want to go
with the garlic or do you want to go with
the chopped red onion?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Let's go onion onion.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yeah. Now again you don't have to uh swallow, you
don't have to swallow it.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Yeah, you can spit all right, all right, let's do
the onion like an apple.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Okay, but hold on least let's make sure you get
that altoid Okay, yeah, okay, see me a quick Is
that better?

Speaker 11 (45:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
That's nice? And then give Greg one. So the Altoid.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Totally, that's a one.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
The Altoid did.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
A great job. So that's an easy putt though for
very easy, very easy for an Altoyd coffee. Right, so
now for the for the red onion, we do have
something that's chopped up. He's got about what a half
an onion?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
There have a onion.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
It's a red onion hat. So you just to take
a bite of it like an apple and make sure
you chew it up really good. There's a there's a
spiciness to a red onion. Yeah, are your eyes watering?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Mmmm? Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Like really push it on your tongue into the of
your mouth, going down the juices are going down your mouth. Okay,
don't swallow it. I'm wrong, but all water, alright, that's
that's the red onion.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
He's not used to putting something in his mouth.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
And not Yeah, that's where his naturals, his natural swallow instinct.
Let's go with the yeah, yeah, what are we gonna
go with?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Jumping the gun?

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Oh? Just so what you can prepare? What do you
want next? Got aids, but like thorough breath, breath spray spray, spray,
spray spray. Okay, all right, here we go, Greg, give
him a whiff.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Red onion.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
It's a combo of toothpaste and onion. It's gross.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Okay, before I even get there, like Samy's already discussing.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
All right, Sammy, lean in, all right, get it, get
a good wit Okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Like feeling the breath, I don't like the feeling of it.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
It's not it's just the warm.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
What is the smell?

Speaker 6 (46:59):
Hot smells onion? It's very much onion smell. Okay, to me,
it was all onion. I didn't even there was no
altoyd or left.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I tell her, on a rank scale one the ten,
what do you give that onion? Breath it gave. It
made me get strong. I would say a six.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
I was gonna say seven. I got all onions.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
It's way worse than the coffee. Okay, so you're going
with the uh yeah, this is kind of yeah the banaka.
This is the CBS brand.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
It used to be like an aerosol can background. Yeah, yeah,
but I think that now it's all green.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah. The environments that hippies ruined them. Do it under
your tongue because it's.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Does this sing like used to? Oh yeah, all right,
just for fine for old school.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
My god, that's good.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Into eye, Yeah, directly, that's what said, Yes, his voice
springing eye.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
It's a case of eye contact. Yeah. No, I don't
hear about the nose.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I mean I found and you wake me up. There
is alcohol, Greg, Oh I feel dizzy. I'm not doing
you can get drunk off this really because yeah, just
like a yeah, just a quick just a quick hit
due Oh my god, breathe and square at the same time.

(48:31):
We have the aaffron.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah in my eyes.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
You know, Greg, what hurts worse the breath spray or
Mario in the eye. What burns more? Mario is like
a massage compared to that.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Wow, God, he looks like a pirate. It says, if
you spread your eye, you're supposed to wash with water.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Yeah, it is on his eyes closed. I can't open it.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Would you like some water? Greg? Get him water for real?
They say to do. Okay, till get drug hits to
the he's opening.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
I'm drinking water today.

Speaker 13 (49:20):
Water.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I'm drinking water today because I have to have a
blood test letter something doing that nice stupid fasting thing.
It was water.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Say anything about taking the breath bred Jesus.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
All right, Well, while while you're waiting on the water, Greg,
wat you lean in there and check his breath.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
He chewed some red onion.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I can find it, all right.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
So he chewed some red onion.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
And now he used the breath spray, with the banaca
style breath spray. I broke my eye and I broke
my nose. Okay, give it a get a whiff, all right.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Get anything here.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
He might just smell, because red onion is pretty strong.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
He might just smell spray. Get his nose.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
It smell. It's like that you just had a slice
of pizza. So it's oh nice. He's kind of pleasant.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I'll give that a four.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
So it took it from a six to a four. Sammy,
give a smell to that breath.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Oh that's not bad.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Actually, yeah, I'd give it a four. You can still
smell the onion. It didn't mask that, ye enough, but.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, the red onion's pretty pretty strong. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Greg's doing that eye flashing thing like if you if
you're in a lab. His heads face the wrong way.
So it's pouring down.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Okay, Yeah, take your hand, pour some water in your
eye and kind of like rub it around in your eye.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
I haven't washed my hands in a minute. It's going.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yeah, I'm not worried about the dirt on your hands
as much as I am the oh damn.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Yeah, it is just alcohol, so yeah, yeah, you'll be fine.
You're good.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
You wear glasses sometimes anyway, so maybe just need a
different prescription. You guys should try it.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
I spray in the eye in.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
I'll try snorting one, all right, yeah, all right. Next up,
we have the clove of garlic. If you're just tuning in,
this is its fresh breath day. Yeah, it's a holiday today. Menace,
notorious for his bodega breath. He has already tried the coffee.
He's been drinking NonStop coffee. And then he used one
of the breath freshening altoids and that did a pretty

(51:22):
good job. That was pretty low on the stank scale.
Then he chewed up. He took a big bite out
of a red onion like an apple. He chewed that up,
and they gave him a six and a seven on
the funk scale. Then it knocks it down to a
four after the banaca style breath spray from CBS. And
now we have a clove of garlic. This is a

(51:44):
full clove of garlic. Yeah, go ahead and just take
one of the clothes and chew it up, chewed up
really good.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
No, No, are they still in the shells?

Speaker 15 (51:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Three? Are you sure?

Speaker 13 (51:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, he's not. I'm just time a guy here.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Well, oh damn it, dude, I'm thinking like one. Yeah,
I'm sure. Three.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Worse than the onion.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
It's got to be worse than the onion. Just raw,
just raw raw garlic. He's chilling it, chill, real good,
getting on your molars. I've got.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
It all right, Okay, still burns, it's on fire, okay, okay, alright.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
I can smell the garlic. It smells. Wow, I love
I mean, I love garlics. Yeah, alright, all right, he's
gonna smell. Greg's gonna get in there smell for this
is MENACE's garlic breath. Oh jeezy, Greg.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
That's that man? Huh eight?

Speaker 5 (53:04):
I mean I enjoyed the smell of garlic, but that
a garlic breath? Yeah, all right, what do you what
are you giving it? Sammy leaning there with.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Ye Yeah, I'm gonna give that a nine because the
last one was a seven, and it's nine.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
That's for the worst think of them all, which which
I would have anticipated. So Menace, you still have faorough breath.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, that's what I'm saving, all.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Right, you still have the breath strips, and you have
the good old fashioned starlight mints. Which one do you
want to put against the worst offenders so far?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Which is the cloves of garlic? I gotta go with
their breath, man, Yeah, their breath.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Let me get the how's your mouth feeling now, Bernie?

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Yeah, child proof seal off of this rock garlic is
only slightly acidics. That's probably the other aromatic compounds that
are giving you that, Bernie.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
There's another I'm under it as a yeah, yeah, totally expert.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Yeah, all right, so here's the here's the therap breath,
Yeah said, what do you just take like a little mouthful,
like does any kind of things? Yeah, just like you
would like a blisterine or yeah, you switch it around. Yeah,
don't do that, you're gonna end up swallowing it. All right?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Yeah, how long you're supposed to?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Uh? What does it say on the bottle there? Greg,
does it give it any kind of directions? Like how?

Speaker 6 (54:36):
I think it's like thirty seconds?

Speaker 15 (54:38):
Right?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Thirty seconds? Okay, all right, well i'd say he's got
about fifteen second ninety second, right break well, hold on,
don't don't spit it out. Yeah, you got ninety second?
All right.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
While you're doing that, I'll try.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
To snort that. Yeah, why not what he's about to snort?

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Some breaths? Breadady already it is like afron though.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
That burns.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Now, go for the eye, take your glasses off and
do a direct Yeah, that's know what it feels like.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
Yeah, since everyone else has.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Yeah, it's a good morning wake me up. That is
a wake me up? Yea God, that burns.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Let it be a part of your new routine.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
My eyes tearing like Gregg's was. But yeah, yeah, we
used to do that in sixth grade.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
My fingers are already super garlic. Yeah, sorry, ladies, no
hand stuff right today.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Nice breath. Yeah, I don't hate it.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I hate the initial. I hate the initial like sting.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
But then it's but then afterwards. Yeah, it is kind
of like if you've ever had afron, You have a
cold mental afro.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
And then a little bit of dizziness hits. Yeah, after
like a second and a half, it's not terrible.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Just don't say do you want held on?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
You want to try it? Do I want it?

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Do you want to?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Everybody else has tried it.

Speaker 9 (56:05):
I know.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's actually it's actually good for every us because my
friends are doing it.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Yeah. Yeah, before you do that, let's let's see how
the thorough breath did. All right, So on the chewed
up garlic cloves, it's it's too soon. It hasn't really.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Breath is supposed to knock that out. Ah, it is
is brutal.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
I'll give that a five because I can smell equal
portions of both.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah, go ahead, garlic and theorough breath.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean, but did a
good job.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
It's trying to give it a four.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Wow, So you took it from nine all the way
down to a four. That's pretty good considered. It goes
three cloves of garlic, right, what are you giving it
a five? Fun?

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Yeah, I could smell equal parts all right.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Well, the strongest thing was definitely taken care of by
the strongest I think weapon that we had in our arsenal.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Least at least neutralized to some degree.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Or was it the strongest weapon in our arsenal? I
have one more thing that we can try after the break.
Okay for.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Eat huh you do? Fresh lock of dog poop? What?

Speaker 4 (57:17):
No breath day? One more option for a menace to
try that's coming up next here the Woody Show. Hang on, wap,
This is the show wrapping up our little experiment for

(57:39):
Fresh Breath Day National Fresh Breath Day.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Menace.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Yes, mister Bodega breath himself.

Speaker 9 (57:46):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
We we tried coffee. We tried red onion, raw red onion,
and then raw garlic. That three cloves of raw garlic.
Chewed it up pretty much, and then tried his go to,
which was a thorough breath, which is what he's been
working with and actually doing a pretty good job. Very good.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Great, And the baseline breath before we even started the
experiment was really not bad.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Yeah, not bad.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
The garlic gave him the worst breadth of ball. What
about what though? What about roasted garlic? Roasted garlic?

Speaker 7 (58:18):
Yeah, I took some of the extra garlet cloths threw
him in a just I just drowned them in butter.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Okay, all right, so let's take the roasted garlic. Now,
this stuff you can eat.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yeah, you can straight up chew and swallow them.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Oh my god, cause that stuff man so good. You
spread that on some on some good bag yette, Greg.
You know it looks so just melting.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Round in butter, yeah, butter away, it's all rubbery.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
It was what Yeah, he's like initially, Yeah, he was
like a dog and you give it a pill. Yeah
he psyched himself out.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, not that not that bad.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Yeah, it might be a little it might be a
little tough and rubbery because it was older and sprouted garlic.
So I think it's not maybe not as crisp and
fresh as it.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Might be that the stuff we've just got. Yeah, that
two of those clothes had straight up green shoots come
out of them, really, yeah, green shoots really all right?

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Now, go ahead and smell his breath now after the
roasted garlic, Greg.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Don't throw it out, Greg probably don't eat.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
It, yeah, gregorlean see so foul?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Now? Is that better or worse than the raw?

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Almost worse? It's about the same.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yeah, all right, Sammy, give it a whiff. Okay, I
mean she's not reacting as well.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
It's not as bad because I can still smell the
forough breath on him. That's what's really working.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
It's strong. We did have.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
I would give that like a five or six.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, I can't use the ter broth.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Yeah, six sounds good.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
The mess.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
We did have one more thing for you to try, okay,
for your breath, and Sammy brought the sin dead.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
It's a green eat like you'd have for your dollar lots. No,
you don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
You don't know because like dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
It's supposed to work. I mean dogs will eat their
own butthole and then explain.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
It's a dental treat for dogs and uh, dog food
treat treat, daily dog treat. Now, the thing is like
it uh, it fights plaque and tartar and bad breath.
For your dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
And so it's a it looks.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Like a little green bone, but on the one end,
it kind of looks like a toolf brush.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Yeah, if it makes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
It any better, see if it's minty, yeah, I would
think it would be like minty, although like it's rock.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Having eaten dog treats, they taste like chemicals usually.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
M Yeah, don't yeah, don't smell once you hold your
nose even you don't have to worry about it. Just
take a big just take a big bite off of
that thing. I'll put the whole thing in your mother.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Yeah, it up all right. It's like rubber, rubber, it's
not rubber.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Feed your dog rubber, see ingredients.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Wheat flower anything. It's not gonna like.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
What does it taste like?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Rubber was like a weird coating over it. It's like
a weird I can't even.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Does it taste like raw flower? I would imagine it
kind of tastes like a like a shot of wheat grass.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Here's here's a little piece.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Give that's a that's a chewable size. We should have
cut it the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
It's designed to be knocked around the dog's mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a smaller that should be. That's
easier to show. Put that back in your molars. Yeah,
you know you're gonna have a nice chisel jawline like
guys are doing now with the gum. Right, what's that
called hard gun or something something like that? Strong gum?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Okay, I'll tell you because I have words in a brain. Yeah,
it's it's very heavy on the wheat.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
If you ever had like I've been to a Okay,
here's a very specific reference. If you ever been to
a brewery, like a bewery they make beer. Sometimes they'll
give you like the roasted the roasted grange, the malt
or whatever. Just shample and I actually it's very tasty.
It's a lot like that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Like that's why I mean, I hate it because it's
it's a whole grain wheat. I don't know what tastes like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
You know, it's like it's like, you know, similar to
grape nuts that that's at you, but it has a
weird coating on it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Well, yeah, the ideas didn't that up? Huh? Did you
chew that up?

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Okay, go ahead and give them another whiff there, greg
like after the greeny, see if it made any kind
of difference, with that roasted garlic.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
No, it's all go ahead, take a whiff, take it down.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Yeah, no, no, been doing before we go to break.
Sam is the only one who hasn't tried the breath spray. Yeah,
in the nose like she's got to do a hit
of it. We all did a hit dry. Make sure
that the nozzles pointing directly hold directly below your nostril. Yeah,
and then as you take a deep breath in, uh,

(01:03:18):
just like squeeze the do it there goes, it burns,
it burns. Hang in there, hang in there, hang in there,
just hang in hang in yeah. Hang it gets so good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah, it gets really good in the back of my throat.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Yeah, that's how you know it's good. All right? Yeah,
just let it how great? Let it hit, Let it
hit now. See see now you're coming around. I can
tell now I'm like to do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Yeah. Red line is not this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Meaning of a brand new week.
Woody Greg Venice Sea Bass there is Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight seven
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on social media. You can do that at the Woody Show.
I'm really curious again the origin story for Greg pitched
an idea in our weekly meeting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
He said, I want to bring up a topic little lies.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
That you tell your spouse, right and why? Yeah? And
immediately I thought like, oh god, what a lot of
Mario about.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
But then Greg said that he wasn't the one and
it wasn't even us origin story. I have a couple examples. No,
it is a friend and I asked her if I
could talk about this and she said sure, just don't
bring up my name. So friend of mine and her
husband recently moved to a different state, bought a house
the whole nine yard. It's like three car garage backyard.

(01:05:01):
It's really really nice, and installed security cameras, hired a
gardener whole New life Nancy friends, I know, really nice.
So one day she's out and about running errands and
the gardener texted her, Hey, I'm going to be a
little bit early today. I hope that works with your
schedule and she said, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
So why would you have to be home for the gardener?
All I know he was just letting her know that
he's going to be early. She didn't have to be home,
but so she texts her husband and says, Hey, the
gardeners are going to be a little bit early. Can
you run out in the backyard and make sure you've
scooped up any dog poop that we might have missed
because they're going to be mowing the lawn. And he
said sure. About an hour later, she realizes, oh, the

(01:05:45):
security cameras never notified her that anybody was in the yard,
and so she texted her husband back, did you go
out and pick up the dog poop? And he said, yep,
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
No, Yeah totally, And.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
So then she thought maybe I'm wrong. So she looked
at the cameras and fast forward whole hour. Not once
did he go out there and pick up anything? And
then he said, yep, I did. So she was really
upset by that, and you know, I think she confronted
him with it, and then he said, oh, I just
I just forgot, and I'm sorry. She said no, but
if you forgot, why did you tell me you did?

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Why did you lie about it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
If he doesn't want to hear about it, I guess
so and so she never really got a clear answer,
So it made me wonder, why would you lie about that,
just say oh damn, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I mean I would.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
I would bring it up and as soon as they
would tell me that because I just forgot about it,
I would have let that go because there's there's no
there's no harm damage to you know, you know, and
not picking up the dog poop, right, you know, and like,
oh you forgot. So you're like, oh, damn it, I
just forgotten.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
It's just you know, yeah, But instead to say yeah
I did, when you know, damn, well he didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
Because you were a child thing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Yeah, but you assume you have a super low level.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
You assume her reaction is like, oh, okay, well you forgot.
No h he's assuming that her reaction is going to
be bigger than.

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Than oh well yeah, probably will be because he always
forgets it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
He never does.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
I don't know these people at all, but what I'm
saying is like my reaction would be if, like, you know,
I said, hey, can you do this? And then I
found out that they didn't and yeah, But as Susy
told my case, I just forgot, and I was that's
at least a little understandable and harmless, totally totally understandable,
very low level. Where it starts to raise to a

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level of concern would be if it was like you
told me you were going one place and then you
went a different place, you know, like because that that's
a little bit more you're covering up a behavior or
something else that you might be doing, as opposed that
you just forgot to do take the trash out or
in this case pick up doctah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
If you forget, it's one thing. But if you say, yeah,
I did and you completely did not, you kind of wonder, Yeah,
I mean, look, a lie is a lie about that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Yeah, And I'm sure other people you know, would feel
even more upset about it than others, like, you know,
I'm not upset about it. So there's no wrong answer.
Just the lie just couldn't explained. So okay, not your
lies to you about that? Man's what do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
What do I say? I mean pissed? I mean, I don't.
I'm disappointed about that kind of stuff right there? I
don't really I'm disappointed. I don't want to keep on
having to ask, is the thing? And then that's where
it leads to an argument. Yeah, well, see that's different.
That's different when we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Just the lie.

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
Right, Yeah, that's what she questioned, and it bummed her
out for a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I agree with that, because that's not a good person.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
It's it's it's one like I said, it's one thing
to forget, it's another just to say I did it
and you didn't do it. You lied about it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
And that means he had no intention of ever doing it,
which also means that he's not helpinghold Well, it is true,
it's an honest mistake of just forgetting to do it.
Why wouldn't he say that? Why would can just say that?

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Other than if she had no intention of doing it?
He just realized like, oh crap, I've had that, Reid,
would you ever forgotten blankety blank? And I go, oh
damn it. And that's my reaction. I go, oh damn it,
No forgot. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I'm telling you. He's the reason he lied, is he?
She's made of her reaction.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Yeah, she sounds dangerous, but.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
It's not going to be all casual. She was going
to double down the US.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Sure, it would be her reaction that's problematic, and so
therefore perhaps so she's the root of all their problems.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
What choice did he have?

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Does he have a pattern of unreliable behavior where she's
always asking.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Him to do things?

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
And that's why her reaction is so high. It's not
because oh, you do so much all the time, you
forgot you know this one time. No big deal, that's
not the situation.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
So this is a person who in the laundry area
will like dump his dirty clothes right next to the hamper,
not in the hamper next to it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
And then I'm sure he like micro managed to death
about everything that he does wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
To be fair, and I'm being totally honest, she doesn't
micromanage him. She I told her, like, just let it
sit there. See how long the laundry sits there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
And she's like, oh, it's gonna drive me crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
I said, I know it will, but see if you'll
pick it up on his own, little petty things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
I know what she tells you, and she probably downplays it,
maybe on her reaction, maybe like she's all cash about it.
But I don't believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
No, I think she I'm guessing. I don't know that
she does a lot. And so when she asks.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Him to do one thing.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
I can't even do that. Then he gets in trouble,
so then he just lies about it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Yeah, And then I mean, perhaps that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
I think both things can be true.

Speaker 7 (01:10:36):
She could be a ragged sea and he's also not
a trustworthy person.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Right, And that's the concerning part was that he said
he did.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
He goes to pardon me for one second, I got
to ask Gregg a question off the air. We'll be
right back.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
So sadly, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Know exactly who it is. Yeah, she'd probably get really mad.
I don't know, she's probably more measured, she's I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Did you hear who I asked it was? I don't
know who that is. Never mind, I do know who
that Yeah, you know?

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Yeah, probably I promise I wouldn't say her name.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
I think maybe it's mid level reaction.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Then I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
But then I thought, like, what little lies do people
tell their husband's wives, partners and why? The two that
I came up with for myself is if I watch
a show before we've watched it together. I've done that
in the past.

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
And the reason I'm talking about lies of commissioner omission,
like actively saying lie or just not tell someone.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Or just not saying something, and then when it's time
to watch it, queue it up as then you can't
see it's already been played, and then kind of, you know,
acting like I hadn't seen the show before. I've done
that in the past, not lately. And then the other one,
and the reason why is because I'm excited to watch it, obviously,
that's the reason.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
The other one is one time he got a deodorant
that I thought smelled weird and I couldn't take it.
It was overpowering, and I waited like a month to say, can.

Speaker 16 (01:12:06):
You change your dealerant brand? I said I liked it
and it wasn't true. It's actually terrible. And the reason
is I didn't want to hurt his feelings. Oh babe,
Now what reason would you have to lie about? Yeah,
I went out and picked up all the poop when
you didn't. It's very suspect.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
I here's some reaction on the text. She sounds like
her and Sammy are the same person. We just got
an insight into why Sammy's divorced, So I said, Sammy's
reaction solidifies why he lied. But we don't even know
you guys are assuming her reaction. So I said, the
fact that she is checking cameras to see whether or
not he's doing chores is all that needs to be said.
Overbearing person likes to keep their partner under their thumb. Yeah,

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what made her think to even go to the cameras, because.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
She's because she texted him and said, hey, the gardeners
are running early. Can you go pick up the dog poop?
And he said yes, and her notification never was right,
but she want the cameras to look. You know, she
didn't get the notification right, and I understand that. So
then she checked maybe it just didn't notify her, and
she realizes, oh, he never went out. And then when

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he she asked him, he said, yep.

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
That's logical, because if you're expecting to see the gardeners
when they show up, then it was something wrong with
my cameras.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yeah, and then you would well when he went out,
he mustn't. Oh he never went out.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Right, And you're you guys are putting this all on her.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Yeah, I definitely am. She sounds mega psycho. You know
who this person is, and she's she's not psycho. I
wouldn't put her under the umbrella of psycho.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
No, she's a very problem is loving wife, and she
wants to take care of their new home.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
They've already set a tone, so everything he does, she's
gonna be on him about it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Yeah, now he's going to know. Now, now know at
least to trick the cameras.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Yeah, but yeah, like at least make them notification happen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
That's the part that sucks, like every little thing that
he does moving forward, if it's dog poop or the
laundry or something, because that's what she's gonna have.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
Okay, but didn't he start that problem? That's how kids
figure out how to lie, right, Like did you brush
your teeth? And you go yeah, and then the parents
go because this is what I do. And I go digit,
and I go over there and I feel the bristles
of their toothbrush. They're dry. Yeah, you didn't brush out,
So now they know at least to soak the toothbrush
under the water for a second. Right, stupid stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
Like that toothpaste in your mouth and just make it,
you know, smell like toothpaste. Yeah, right exactly. But yeah,
I wouldn't put it all on her.

Speaker 6 (01:14:26):
No, I don't think it's all on her.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
There's a reason he lied, and it's just stupid and
I'm sure it was not malicious or maybe he said
it this is why we pay a gardener.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Oh maybe don't pick up poop or just or at
the very least run it over the lawnmower over it. Yeah,
furt came some furt. You know. I think the reason
behind it is weird.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
I think you just didn't want to hear about it,
all right, So, uh, what's a what's a what's a
stupid little lie that you've told or that you do tell?

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Continue to tell your spouse eight seven seven forty four?
What if you like to cont here be one on
the phones. You can also text us over to two
to nine eight seven and we'll get to some of
that feedback coming up next.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Hang on, I like menace because I don't think he
even knows he's funny. Books. I mean, how much are
they say? Just regurgitating words and it just happens to
be Now, can you help me with the pronunciation.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Of this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Showy show?

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
He's our bascole now show first? Shout out this text
from the five to one to two says y'all quickly
becoming my new favorite morning show listening in Austin headed
to Elgin, Texas to sell some clean yerba mate. Oh
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out of Texas in general. Austin, Dallas, Fort Worth ninety
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X and all Austin, whoever you are, hopefully you're checking
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There's tons of stations throughout the country and of course
on the Free iHeart Radio Act. All Right, the question
at hand, you know, Greg was talking about this friend

(01:16:14):
of his and she had asked the husband because the
garden person was coming to mow the lawn and wanted
all the dog coop picked up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
So the husband said that, yeah, you would go ahead
and do that, and then.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Yeah, at least check to see if there's any left.
She never got a notification on her phone that the
cameras had triggered, and so she went back and looked
at all the footage and realized that he hadn't done it,
and he said, oh, yeah I did, Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
So she questioned, why, yeah, why would you lie about that. Uh,
let's see. We have this one says my girlfriend can't
sleep sometimes. I told her there's a pressure point on
her lower neck that, if pressed, induces sleepiness. So when
she can't sleep, I will press on it to placebo
her into getting tired and falling asleep. Okay, that's strange.
I mean it's an okay thing. I mean, look, if
it works for her and helps her sleep, helps her

(01:16:59):
my girlfriend. Was that a dead dog in the road, No,
it was a trash bag feeling. Our child took their
first steps when she and I were visiting my parents
while my husband was still at work. Later, when he
got home, our daughter took a few steps toward him.
He got extremely excited, thinking those were her first steps,
and so I just went with it and got excited too.
She's fourteen now, but I've never told him the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
I mean, you want him to be equally excited.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
I will say.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
The kids are looking more and more like you every
day now. She spent nine months cooking each of them
inside of her womb and enduring sickness, fatigue, and torture,
and these little efforts came out looking like clones of me.
Lie that you could tell your spouse. I'm okay with
that one too. Yeah, that's what I say. I think
this one's funny. I asked for a cast iron griddle

(01:17:47):
for my birthday. My friend got me a huge one,
gave it to me early. My fiance gave me a
smaller one on the day, and she was so upset
that her thunder god stolen, even though it was just unintentional.
But I put them both in the pantry until I
thought she had forgotten, and I pulled out the big one.
I told her it was the one that she gave me,
and I cooked breakfast on it all the time. That's

(01:18:09):
pretty funny. Yeah. We got some other people that are
texting over I'll read those here in a second. But
here's a question for you guys. Is it okay to
lie to a person who is chronically late? Friend, family member, menace?
You deal this with your wife and tell them something
starts earlier than it really does. I think it is
because the internet is debating it thanks to this video

(01:18:30):
that's going around by this woman. She is one of
those chronically late people.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Here's the you're my best friends.

Speaker 17 (01:18:36):
Who just made a reservation for eight thirty and told
me eight, well played, because I just showed up at
age twenty two and was like to those system like
this to you O for eight o'clock and she was
like free thirty. She was like you're the first one here,
and I was like, well played, well played.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Yeah, see it worked.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Yeah, yeah, I support it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
See she got there eight minutes early and did it
kill her? And you do yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Did she die?

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Yeah? I did to kill you to be on time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
So it is possible to when it is your punishment
for being a late person.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Yeah. This text says I have a different scheduled daily
at work, and I'll exaggerate that time that I show
up or that I'm done in order to sit in
my car and unwind with some online gambling beforehand or
after my shift. Heck yeah this one. Three four seven.
I constantly lie about the cost of my bicycles. I
have three bicycles. One I spend ten thousand dollars on

(01:19:27):
the other fifteen thousand, and the last one was closer
to twenty thousand dollars for a bike, and she thinks
I only spend about three to four thousand on each.
From JP, he's also lying about his sexuality five six two.
Little lie that lady dresses like a whorese so gross.
Probably is the clap in reality. Damn that's hot.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah, a little lie.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Yeah, five o four. When I go to the grocery
store and I forgot to buy something that was on
the list that he requested, I'll say, oh, they were
out sorry. Uh ah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Do you work for DoorDash, but.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
I know they're out of everything? Uh eight one eight.
My girlfriend asked me if she smells. I lie to
her and I tell her that she smells great because
I just don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Hurt her feelings.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Oh yeah, what kind of smell? I know? What are
we talking depends on what we're talking about. I sometimes
get food on my way home without offering any to
my boyfriend, and then if he asks if I'm hungry,
I say yes, and I keep the leftovers for the
next day free meal.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
That's not really lying, uh him?

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Is my hair finning me? Not that I can tell
a uh huh. But it is just to keep the peace.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
See, that's the kind of lie that you say to
just protect somebody's feelings. When you lie about saying I
did something when you did it, that's the question is
as the question is still why did you like?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Going back to the initial argument, I liked it, and
I'm I'm going to say this, this is not his
own doing, but he is caught in the rag vortex.
So again, no matter what he does, he's gonna hear
about it. And the reason he lied is because he
doesn't want to hear about it, you know, saying what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
And someone says he lied because she's a nag. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying about something stupid. If she was
easy going, you wouldn't lied.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
Been saying, you're putting this on no narrative on something
that might not be the case. She was out the
gardener was running early, and she said, can you just
do a quick look for some dog? But as a
automatically means she's a constant.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Greg as as a as a straight male who deals
with women. I'm telling you that he lied because there's
a pattern of behavior where she is going to react
in a certain way and he does not want to
deal with them.

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
Okay, but he also has a pattern.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
And I said, and I said, and I said, it's
not because of his own doing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
But she's listening to what I'm saying. Sammy can you
please continue with example? A, Yeah, well, what.

Speaker 13 (01:21:56):
Do you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
It's not because of his own doing, because.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
He has a he also has a behavior of not
doing simple tasks like that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Yeah, So how do you get out of the rag
vortex MENTA? You lie and say that you did.

Speaker 9 (01:22:13):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
It's both of them and the cycle that they're in.
So he's stuck in it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:18):
So rather than saying like, oh, I'm going to help
my partner and be a helpful person in this relationship
and that we're this life that we're sharing together, he
just goes, I know, I'll continue to not do stuff
and I'll lie about it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Yeah, harmless little it is.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
If it's one, there's no real victim here, But if
it's a pattern.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
Six to six says I tell my wife that I
like her cooking, but she's never heard of seasoning.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
We gotta, yeah, we gotta.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Like Greg was saying, we got to get rid of
the white lives out of this conversation because it's not
the premis here, Like, Greg, have you ever told Mario
he looked like his outfe looked awesome and it was like,
not so fetch.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
I've told him not always looks.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Yeah, it always looks good. But I have told him that,
I tell him the truth when he buys shoes that
I think are totally but like Caine, Yeah, you can
just selles that are like those are so ugly. He's like,
but I say, I think. He says, I think they're cool,
and I was like, all right, enjoy them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
Here's you. Yeah, thank you for your your text messages.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
All the texts are agreeing with me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Weird, yeah they are. This is one hundred percent correct.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
And Sam just.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Nobody questions why the husband lied about it instead of
just doing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
It because it sounds like controlling and there's this long.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
History of her being a twenty four hour.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Sounds like she's a really controlling hose based you know. Yeah, yeah,
that's all.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
Looking for some help with that, that's what's happening.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
More when he shows next hand, it's not like thrilling
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Operating.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
But you were here now now, now, now it is
all right. I thought that's pretty funny. This eighteen wheeler
spilled dozens of cases of beer on the road in Oxford, Mississippi,
over the weekend, and there were just cases and cases
of Natty Light and Bud Corona and michelob Ultra medello.

(01:24:09):
Oh yeah, just all over the street and the sidewalk
and what do you know, got cleaned up real fast,
student said, old miss came out of the woodwork offering
to help with the cleanup, and they did, despite the
cops going, hey, we don't need any help. And there
were all these college kids there just like taking.

Speaker 7 (01:24:25):
The Yeah, and I would probably take about three seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, they were there and gone, oh
I bet in a flash. How helpful. Yeah, we'll help
you with that. And we'll say, like they're going to
sell the beer, right, just take it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
They say, there's no nice people in the world. Yeah,
exactly helping. Yeah, the broken ones they left, you know,
but uh, I don't those for the cops. Yeah, but again,
what are they gonna do?

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
Throw it all away? Greg, I mean, that's the waste.
I'm happy they took it. Yeah, what a waste of beer.
But yeah, just dozens.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Great day.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Yeah, it's a it's the dream truck for Samy. It's
all her favorite stuff, all the light stuff. Make a
lob ultra bud light natty do you like Natty light?

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
I mean I'll drink it in a pinch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Yeah, I know. I don't think there is a beer
that I won't drink.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Yeah, I mean, I'm with Sammy. I'm a girly like that.
I love all the light beers. There's one called bud
Light next, bud Light Next. Yeah, I drink that all
the time. What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
What's the special?

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Is it like a super super calories, low calorie, zero
carb they say zero carbs.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
Yeah, yeah, it has flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
It does again, it's like kind of hard to find cokezeer.
I mean again, I love flavor, but I loves super
light like basically water. So I mean for hardcore beer drinkers,
they might not like it, but.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
Why Yeah, the hardcore beer drinkers are never going to
drink that. No, that's for chicks.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
It's climate neutral. Oh that's the reason I drink it.
That's why I choose a mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
I feel sick.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I got diarrhea.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
My mouth is trying a wooden show. M hm