FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 8th 2025 Podcast

What Would You Do For Money?, News Headlines, Kid Tattoos & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Woody Holy crap. What is today Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Wednesday?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Today is Wednesday? It is January eighth. Yes, it is
twenty twenty five. Thank you and appreciate you being here.
We are the Woody Show. Woodie, Greg Gory, Menace could
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Speaker 4 (01:05):
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(01:29):
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Speaker 5 (01:45):
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are you this morning? What would you do for money?
Oh boy, some questions? What would you do for money?

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Greg and I are like, that's pretty long list.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, but I have some specific stuff and we'll see
just how far you'll go. And also some of the
trending news headlines of course birthday's part of birthday, some
entertainment stuff all coming up for you this morning. You're
on the Woody Show. So what did Sea Bass do?

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yea?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
All right, so this is this is a question we
have to try to and I don't I don't know
how it ended, just so you know, okay, but he
said he had like what what you know, like, what
would Jesus do? I'm assuming is how he meant it. Well, yeah,
it's because it kind of considers himself to be Christ.

Speaker 8 (02:38):
So it has to do with did I well, the
better question is did I did I puss out or
did I play it smart? So I run across the
street from my current for the time being apartments is
a Duncan Donuts hell yeah, and so I love. What
I love about Duncan and all the other coffee companies
is when you order your food, it's ready when you
show up. I'm like the you know, the drive through
is where they don't let you start making your food

(02:59):
till you get there. So I ordered my food and
I illegurely walk across the street. It's early eight in
the morning, obviously not at workday leisurely walked back. But
as I'm about to cross the street back across, this
guy blows through a red light and I mean not
even close. It was three seconds later. He's full speed
for you know, thirty forty miles per hour through the intersection.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
So I give him the like the the two handed
under what you're doing walk?

Speaker 8 (03:23):
Yeah, because if if he had done it on my
side of the street, so he's I'm crossing toward him
where he was, he would have hit me, Like if
there had been a pedestrian over there, he would have
hit that person crossing the street because he was he
was going way too fast to even maybe slam on
the brigs like, so it was clearly it's a dangerous.
You know, there weren't any cars in the intersection, but
a person would have been very much hurt. So I

(03:43):
give Oh So, as I'm crossing, I noticed that he
has pulled over. Oh boy, about a half block down.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
The road, the flip them off.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
I just gave back the two hands, like kind of
touchdown Jesus, like, what's going on here?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Stops and he started and he starts walking towards me.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Okay, and he is, uh, maybe thirty's to athletic build,
but not super huge yours. If if a fight had happened,
I would I would honestly give myself. Let's say a four,
I would win four times out of five, all right,
that being session might be trained.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Okay, what happened? What would happen that fifth time that
you wouldn't win?

Speaker 9 (04:21):
Well, like, you know, he's so tired from winning all
the other ones.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Think about it.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
Think about it this way, like when the Ravens play
the Steelers. Yeah, they're gonna win nine times out of
ten whatever. The the number Israelers one eight out. So
there's always that that odd always happens no matter what
you're doing. Okay, So, but NIC's just brought up a
point be trained. Well, not only could he be trained,
what could he be carrying? I don't know if he's
got a knife in that pot. How many times we
hear about, oh argument at a gas station, somebody got

(04:47):
stabbed there dead. Yeah, it happens every day in every
major city. So he's walking towards me and he goes, hey,
you got something to say. Now I did have something
to say.

Speaker 10 (04:56):
Yeah, you always do.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
Because I I've gestured it, I said, and I you
blew through that read like you know you did, or
you wouldn't have stopped you said that, or I was
thinking that. Okay, And so the question is did he
uh did he puss out? Or did he play it smart?
Because again, even again, let's say I win ninety nine
times out of one hundred, do I want it to
be that one time where he catches me with a
lucky shot and I'm bleeding on the This is not

(05:19):
a professional boxing ring. This is concrete and asphalt.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I think we're being set up by the options. Yeah,
because he would never come to us for the story
where he pussed out. He read now, and so he
would come to with the played it smart because he's
smarter than everything.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
It was pretty It was early in the morning, so
there weren't a lot of people around, and I'm wearing no,
I'm worrying. I'm wearing a slides So I'm like, I'm
not in mode.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
That's not good. I say, you responded commonly though, okay, yeah,
like I'm reponse. Yeah, you didn't elevate your voice, which
I'm very good at.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
I've wanted experience in that. I mean, just for funds,
I'll say that you pussed out.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, he gave me my bad figure set up in
a good situation, especially with the slide.

Speaker 11 (06:02):
I think that maybe you responded to him verbally and
then ignored him physically. Then you just said you ran
a red light and then you kept on going.

Speaker 8 (06:11):
Well, what I did is I played it smart because
because what I did is I was like, yeah, I
was saying hello to my friend over there. Now you
pushed There's the thing that is I could puss out,
not a puss out because it wasn't true. Well, no,
that's the whole point that's pushed out. That that's playing
it smart. Because, like I said, if he pulls a

(06:31):
knife out at that point, I have no out. I
can't run away because I'm I don't have the footwear
for it. He's uh, I you know, I am literally
ave to run. I'm a sitting duck. There's no there's
nothing for and I oftentimes not always, but carry some
pepper spray. Didn't have that on me. Now, to be fair,
if I had the pepper spray, I would have said, yeah, man,

(06:51):
you read that red light and wait wait for him
to get my face close and I and I thought
about that too. I was like when I got home,
I was like, I've got so many off the fence
because we've used him in the studio.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah, and wazersacons yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
And I walked out naked.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
So what I did is now from now on, every
time I go across the street, I'm not only am
I carrying pepper spray every time, but I bought a
little holster for my taser, like a little like inside
the So let's say he somehow disarms me for one way,
here's the dam and this just happened again.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
So uh wow, yeah, that's crazy. I can't believe you
pussed out.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I played he pussed out for a good reason. Now
did I puss out like that? One time when I
shared where I stopped at a light and a homeless
guy came up to my car and he knocked my
side mirror really hard. So I drove around the block
and I opened my window and had a soda and
I threw it at him and then exploded on his chest.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
That's that's good revenge at smart because you didn't get
out of your car. No, No, it was sod. But
I wouldn't call that pussing out.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
There's I read a comment about like because this again
you stories every body people with brain injuries from falling
on is like if any time you're willing to fight
in public or at a stadium during the football game,
is this could be the last thing.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
You ever do in your life.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
Staff the concert and there's just and and there's a
decent chance it's either that or you're going to jail,
Like so like is it worth going?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Is this worth going to jail? Is this worth maybe
not waking? What did the guy say? He didn't have
a response whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Because I'm such a good like on my feet in you.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Are pretty active.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
Way, Yeah, because I guess because he like he stood
there and he walked to the unca.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Donats did you have to go in with him?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
I was coming back. I was leading.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
I was leading from one an amazing person of an
amazing stories not only saved his life, because what if
I had that was pretty great?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (08:39):
So great?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
What if you had asked the point that I.

Speaker 11 (08:41):
Was fully true, true worse to kill him with my hands.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
We're gonna take a quick.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Break and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning, Anuary the eighth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.

(09:04):
Good morning, wood Menace, Good morning to you. Good morning, Woody,
Gina grad good morning. Hello, there's Sammy morning. We got
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Speaker 4 (09:24):
Uh. Lots to get caught.

Speaker 12 (09:25):
Up on the news.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
For you this hour. Some of the trending news headlines.
We'll get into that, dude.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
So we are headquartered in Los Angeles, and of course,
if you watch any of the news, you'll see there's
just a ton of fires burning throughout La County, fueled
by s.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Unbelievable mega Yes.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
So, just driving into work today I saw two different fires.
I judge you guys the picture right, there's one that's
I mean, I have a picture of it. It's from
like just right outside the radio station. Well, we can
see it from our window. Yeah, we can see it
from the window here in the studio. Yeah, the hill
On fire. I'll post the on our Instagram story. I'll
post the This is from the balcony that's right down

(10:15):
the hall from the radio station.

Speaker 11 (10:17):
I'll post that. Yeah, you should definitely post that. The
winds were unlike anything I've ever experienced, to be honest,
I mean, we are no strangers to wind, no, but
this was different.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
There are places where it's literally one hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 11 (10:31):
Yeah, I saw a billboard from the metal supports on
the ground. The metal supports were bent at forty five
degree angles.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well, yeah, I just I just posted the photo on
our Instagram story I took right before we hit the
air this morning from our patio area, right right here
at the radio station. It's it's crazy, it is insane.
It's crazy. Meanwhile, like Texas, no, like it's crazy. Oh right,
and then everywhere, yeah, big winter storms, yeah, East coast

(11:00):
and down south west. Yeah it's happening. It's happening everywhere,
different different things, different places. Yeah, but it's interesting no
matter where you live, and you know, you have family
in different places, nobody has any idea about geography pretty
much to them, like whatever state you're in, it's all
the same, Like everything is like right next door. It's

(11:22):
kind of nice that people actually care and they reach
out and say, hey, is everything is everything?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:28):
But some of the stuff is like when you live
in a bigger state like Texas or California, Pennsylvania. You know,
like Philadelphia is not Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh's not Philadelphia. Los Angeles
is not San Francisco. It's like some of this stuff
happens and you're like, oh, well, that'd be like you
being in New York City and something's happening in Boston.

(11:48):
Yeah yeah, it's nowhere closed, but I mean, yeah, there's
but if you.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Have in laws, they assume that we're all in golf
in cost or.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Like you know, you hear about a big snowstorm going
on the East coast and you're like, well, yeah, but
that's like four states south or north. Oh yeah whatever.
So yeah, people have no idea about the geography.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
That's most people, though, I don't. But even people within
your family, like I know exactly where.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
My family lives, they don't know, you know, I know
exactly like where my mom is.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Is that just more like like Seinfeld, like George Costanza,
like you're getting credit for the pickup just because you asked,
even though you know that your family's.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Maybe yeah, maybe just.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Trying to score some brownie points.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, maybe showing concern.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
From the just prank and file. Five college students in Massachusetts.
They're facing charges they lord a guy onto campus in
the stage to catch a predator scheme for social media.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
The police say that he was responding to a tender
ad by student who was eighteen and said she was eighteen.
So he didn't do it, so he didn't do anything wrong.
But again, this is like a prank, right, So within
a few minutes of the guy getting the campus, about
twenty five or thirty people came out of nowhere. Imagine
how much you'd freak out, How embarrassing and started calling

(13:07):
him a pedophile, oh my god, accusing him of liking
to have sex with seventeen year old girls. He gets
surrounded by the crowd. He's unable to leave. He was
grabbed and held. He said, he was chased to his car,
punched in the back of the head before the students
then slammed the door of the car on him, kicked
the vehicle. And so these pranksters just prankin right, Oh

(13:31):
my god. They were all charged with conspiracy and kidnapping.
Good because it wouldn't le him leave along with the
salt and battery with a dangerous.

Speaker 11 (13:41):
Have they ever seen an episode?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
This became popular a TikTok thing, right, No, no, no,
live streaming memory, I told you, Like live streaming is
like the bottom feeder of the Internet. Is that a
website or is it just a live stream live stream?
No matter what the platform is, Like Kick is like
the big one for this type of stuff, you know,
which is similar to Twitch. And yeah, they just do

(14:06):
this like live on the internet. And now it's led
over to other people doing it like this. And this
is like one of another story that's happening to adjacent
to this one.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
And again, was this guy on tender Yes, was he
talking to a female? Yes, she said she's eighteen, She
is eighteen, and he shows up. You know it's legit,
thinking because it was legit from his side going into
this exactly, everything's legit.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
But and you imagine how.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Much and this plays into my whole paranoia about being
accused of something that you have no alibi, you can't
prove by those In this case, you can prove that
the person is actually eighteen. But where there's a mob
of people and they're all calling you like a pedophile,
saying you like to bang seventeen year old.

Speaker 11 (14:51):
Chicks and then physically attacked and then.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Physically chasing you attack and posting video.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Well, that's the thing that's you know, that's why all
these dumb asses are just gonna hang themselves, because they're
the ones putting it online.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah, now there were you know, there's other legit ones
like this guy. I just saw video yesterday. This guy
was at a Chick fil A exposing himself to kids
at the Chick fil A. And apparently this guy had
done it at two other places like a ross and
like another store. Okay, right, anyway, so the cops called

(15:24):
cops are there and this is from the body cam,
and they go, you know, subjects in the men's room,
and the guy walks out. He goes, hey, man, can
he come outside talk to me real quick?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
He goes, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
He's no outside, It's just like, let's talk outside, let's
get away from everybody. The minute he gets outside, this
guy splits. So the cop is running through the parking
lot chasing this guy down and they get close enough
and they tasered him.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
It was.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Oh, and he hit this because keep inmyd he's running
full speed for him, full speed. He's not usseying bolt okay,
but just some perf and he's running full speed.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
They hit him with the taser.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
He falls like a tree, face plants off parking lot
from running full speed.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
He's bleeding. It was great, Sweet justice. It was great.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
And then there was another video recently from my local
mall where some guy was in the dressing room of
I Always say It wrong Abercrombie, Amber Crombie, Abercrombie, and
he was in the dressing room and then there was
like a thirteen year old girl or twelve year old

(16:27):
girl in the next changing room over and he was
using his phone like reaching over or under or whatever
to taper, and she saw it, came out told her mom.
Mom waits outside of the dressing room with her phone
recording him. You're like, you're not going anywhere. Why were
you recording my He goes, no, I just dropped my phone.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Daughter.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (16:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
And then and then and all the people in the
store are trying to do their thing to hold him there.
Somehow he breaks free from all these people starts running
out of the mall and.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
This is my local mall. There was just some guys
on some dirt bikes in there.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
But it was funny because then there was a some
of the some of the teenagers who were there that
ran after him. They're wearing crocs. They must have had it.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
They're used to running sports mode.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah noise.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
And so they got to the parking lot that he
gets away in his car, but they have a bunch
of video of him and his license plate number and
the whole thing. But so for that kind of stuff
in the moment when something's actually happening, I'm.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
All for it, jump in.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
But this stupid thing, like what are you doing to
this guy? What are you doing to people? They're just
trying to get social media terrorizing.

Speaker 10 (17:32):
You know what.

Speaker 14 (17:32):
I went in an abercamie recently and they're dressing rooms now,
and I thought, oh, this is so nice. Are like
floor to ceiling doors. You have a whole thing all
to yourself. And I just thought, this is so nice.
And maybe it's for stuff like that that it's not
just like a curtain anymore.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah, now I have His mall is like the worst mall.
That's why he thinks every mall is like dead.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Because I've been to a bunch of other malls and like,
nobody's ever there.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I don't know which was your going to.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
That's most malls, dude, There's there's a there's like one
or two decent malls in any given like city.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, in general, but like the majority of them are dead.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Malls on a weekly basis, No, because you go to
the more pop and malls. I'm saying, but like most malls,
most malls are some that are terrific, a lot of dead.
I saw a pretty depressing video. What's the one they
used for Back to the Future. That one's a ghost town.
This guy, this guy's riding a skateboard through it, and

(18:34):
this was This was the Saturday before Christmas this year.
An he's skateboarding through this mall.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's just so that one is completely empty. But if
you drive probably the way, you'll find one that is
completely packed. Well, you went to Mall of America. I'm
sure there's plenty of.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
People there shoulder to shoulder, baby, and I know.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Where there are some decent ones. I'm saying, but like
unless you want to like get in the car and
then travel to a mall that doesn't blow.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
It's not on every corner like correct, not.

Speaker 11 (19:01):
Like it used to be the one that I frequent.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
People live right next to it is because of those people.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
It's great.

Speaker 11 (19:07):
I go to one that I like because there's a
restaurant that I love and it's always packed, always packed,
can barely park.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
But like where I grew up, there's there's there's Instagram
accounts dedicated to how dead they are now. You know,
like in the eighties and nineties, that was what you did,
and now it's like.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Time capsules almost. People are walking through it. It's like weird.
It's like there's like a Twilight Zone episode.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Some of them are abandoned. Boar is a mall goer. Yeah,
oh yeah, I'm a mall right, like he goes, maybe
even more than I do. Oh yeah, what do you
think about this topic?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
There are a few that are dead malls, but there
is a lot that are packed.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
We're all right, I would say, everybody's right.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I would say, you're trying to say the majority of
the malls are dead.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
That there are a bunch of malls out there.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
You're sure. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
The narrative was is that most of them are dead
or a lot of them are dad is pretty much
what was being said. I would say, in the vicinity
of the radio station, there's radio. Yeah, okay, I would
say six or seven malls that you can get too easily,
and six of them are packed.

Speaker 14 (20:17):
Usually, Well, I'll say the one closest to the radio
station I went to because you guys were.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
Hyping up malls and one day it's not all. I
go to the mall.

Speaker 14 (20:25):
Everything closed at like seven or eight o'clock. I mean,
everything was closed so early. I couldn't get into Urban
Outfitters because they were supposed to close at seven o'clock
and they decided to close it six.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Then God forbid. You asked us which one to go to? Yeah,
but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 14 (20:41):
Necessarily to just go stop by one day because it's
not well.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Don't take Sam's opinion. She won't even go to Walmart. Okay,
she's scared.

Speaker 14 (20:48):
Yeah, the lighting listeners, So dark.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Listeners do us the favor. When you go to the
malls and they're packed, take a photo and then tag
us in the Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Or when you're walking through an empty mall with a
leastly why.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Would you be there?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Because nobody's there for a reason, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
So the state of malls varies depending on location and
market dynamics, but many malls, particularly traditional enclosed shopping malls,
have faced significant challenges in recent years due to changing
consumer habits. And I know, like part of the problem
is that the mall you know, by me, one of
the problems that they've been having over the years is

(21:24):
that as people leave, they've been jacking the rents up
with the people who stay and trying to offset it.

Speaker 13 (21:29):
And it.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah, yeah, because people you know, Greg even discovered Amazon exactly,
and you know, when Greg.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Starts to use Amazon, it's really over. It's over. Eight
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Speaker 13 (21:53):
All?

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Right?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Well, of course big national headline and super local headline
and for all of our listeners in Los Angeles, Southern California,
the fires, the multiple fires that are burning, and structures
and homes and surrounding there and everything. Yeah, it's just everywhere.

(22:13):
That is obviously a big headline. More on that coming up.
But what about some of the other trending news headlines ginagrad.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Yeah, well, Meta is going to replace its fact checkers
with community notes. Their CEO, Mark Zuckerberg says this will
allow Facebook, Instagram, and threads to simplify their policies and
focus on reducing mistakes. There are going to lift restrictions
on some topics and focus enforcement on illegal and high
severity violations quote unquote, AKA, they'll have more speech and

(22:42):
free speech and fewer mistakes.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
My question is like, why all of a sudden, Well,
well they saw what Sorry, yes, I say the same
thing with X and AKA Twitter. It just increases engagement exactly.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Because I was dogging about how Twitter has lost so much,
it's falling off.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
The people that are on it, they stay on it
all day and then they engaged with it way more.
I like it for new stuff. Yeah. Facebook was so
restricted that you don't really see anything and engage with anything.
Now it's just like they're going to open them floodgates.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Well, and it's like Instagram and Facebook we're trying to
It seemed like they're trying to keep things like marginally
civil and they're like, well, that's not a good business model,
so they're getting rid of, you know, all that stuff.
And seeing what Elon's done with X, it's just like
more of a free for all, free speech whatever, and
that's what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah, and it's not about a free speech thing for
me on like the only reason I use X or
Twitter at this point, I don't even really post anything anymore.
I might like share something and I saw that was funny.
Oh yeah, there was like these influencer fails. Then I
saw that the whole thread, and I saw like on
my on my X account, at what the ShW if

(23:53):
you want to see those because they're really funny or
these influencers are trying to like do all these cool
poses and they just eat it or they hurt themselves.
It was so satisfying to watch it. Anyway, So that's on.
I'll see stuff like that light just the news stuff,
you know, from actual legit news sources, not people spouting
off about news. But for most of the other stuff,
now it's it's Instagram.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Check this out. Even if something is obviously wrong, what
does it do? It gets a ton of engagement. People
can actually Yeah, they say that, like look at the
list I post I post I said misinformation, M I
S S and then information. Look how many people engaged
with that more if I just spelled it like now

(24:33):
I s information. Now did I do that on purpose? No? No,
but but if it was, but it's good for business, Yeah,
of course, Look how many more people engage with it?

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Oh, by the way, there was that that reminds me.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
There was.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
There's this chick who works for one of our other stations.
She's a news I gotta, I gotta you know what, bor,
I'm gonna send you the audio?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Can you can you pull it for me really quick
and U and get it to me. Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:01):
All right, So yeah, it's it's like a female menace.
And I'm not I'm not gonna say anything else. I
already said it yesterday to uh Greg and g It was.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
There, they're they're the real word. Not to here.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Yeah, I'll say I'm bored. I'm gonna email to you
right now. And then at the end of the news.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
We're pre warning you. If we play that audio, a
lot of people are gonna give a better her. I
don't care. It's funny.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
There is some comical pronunciations.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Right, exactly right. It was total menace and you'll see.
Let me uh here, I'll send it to you.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Sorry, all right.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah. So, in a press conference yesterday, President elect Trump
made an announcement saying that the Gulf of Mexico is
going to be renamed the Gulf of America. Trump says
it has a beautiful ring to it that covers a
lot of territory. The Gulf of America. What a beautiful name.
It's unclear if he's, you know, super serious about it.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
There's no way he's serious about it.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
I think he loves to just throw ideas out He's
the ultimate troll and not to mention even if he
wasn't planning on.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
It's kind of like what Menace was talking about about
the engagement and the people talking talking about he throws
something like that out there, not changing it to the
Gulf of America. But everybody responds and everybody reacts it
couldn't even do that.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
They spend hours talking.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Why couldn't he do it? But we renamed, We rename
stuff all the time, But.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Who gets to rename a big body of water that
borders multiple nations?

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Well, also, yeah, I think he just gets up there
because he doesn't teleprompter stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
He doesn't.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
He just starts talking and he just say he's up
there like doing like yeah, like a free form like
stand up comedy act that half the time. But he
says something and people.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Go people, he leaves the mic, and then they talk
about him for like three days.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
But he takes the temperature of the room. You know what.
He's like, I don't know, I don't mind like not
having lifting restrictions on how long you could be president
and like people clapping.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
He's like, yeah, this is not a pro or against
Trump thing at.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
All, but this is just what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
So what I'm what I'm saying here is are the
people who do hate him and hate his guts. When
he's talking about something important and he gives like an
opinion or says something, they say, oh, you're a liar.
But when he says something like I'm going to change
the name of the Gulf of Mexico the golf, they
run with that as if.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
It's absolutely true gospel.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
So I think something like that is way more clear.
Is that that to me? And maybe he's serious. I
don't know, he's nuts, he'll do it if he could. Maybe,
I mean, just just to do it, just because he could,
just do I think it's legit. No, I don't think
it's legitimate. Man, watching people freak out, that's pretty that.
What about the whole Canada thing? Oh yeah, taking over

(27:29):
Canada state?

Speaker 6 (27:32):
Yead?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
I think I think he's more serious about the Greenland thing.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
That sounds somewhat serious.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah, I think I think that's more serious.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
If they want to do that, I'm cool with it.
But like banding the United States, like, hey, like let's
make Puerto Rico state, Let's make Guama state, let's make Samoa. Yeah,
like give them all the same rights if they're under
America rule? Is any going to have them give them
the same rights?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Well, Also, all the reports are unclear if the change
would happen immediately after the inauguration or if there's you know,
some paperwork to file for of course, as.

Speaker 11 (28:05):
If they have blanket authority the president.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
I guarantee you people are already making new new online
selling them.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Like if they wanted to change the name of like
Lake of the Ozarks, something that's completely in America, within
the boundaries of America. I'm sure that's much easy, more
easily done than I get a body of water like
Gulf of Mexico that borders other nations.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
It's not one of our national parks.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
And then everybody calmed down, and then everyone else started
freaking out too, because then Joe Rogan threw in Mexico too,
like if we're gonna do, let's just keep going happening.
Everybody's just so easily, like you know, inflamed. Yes, And
then I saw, I like saw all these graphics already
put together, like Canada and America and Mexico compiled. Oh

(28:49):
bigger economy would be and how much bigger would be?

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Bord I sent you the the clips. Sorry, got it
took me a second, all.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Right, all right, Well, two people were found dead in
the landing gear compartment of a Jet Blue plane after
it landed at Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International in Florida on Monday.
The bodies were discovered during a routine post flight maintenance inspection.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
But how they got there?

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Don't know, that's always my question. And do you think,
really that's the best way to fly?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Like, arn't there?

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Otherwise I would rather take a Greyhound than try to
stuff myself up, stuff up into like the wheel wells
of of an airplane.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Yeah, how desperate are you? What's the backstory?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Well, they're trying to leave their country probably, And then
I mean they a lot of people don't say, because
you get to a certain almost zero.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yeah, they get to a certain altitude. If you're up
at like, you know, forty thousand feet or you know,
thirty five thousand feet, sometimes the outside temperature is like
negative seventy five.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Between the air pressure and the temperature.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Much you're heating the wheelwells. What makes you think you're
going to survive?

Speaker 10 (29:51):
Well, that's how desperate they are.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Yeah. Well, meanwhile, in other Jet Blue.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
News, ship yourself there, yourself.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Get some packing, peanuts.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Alcohol, walk, At least you'd be in the cargo area.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
That's true. Well, one of their passengers caused chaos at
Boston's Logan Airport Tuesday, night books. It's unexpectedly opening an
emergency door during taxiing other travelers quickly, let's say, subdued
the guy until cops arrived and arrested him. And yeah,
he's facing charges. Why is everyone? Why is that your instinct? Like,
do some breathing exercises, Take a gummy? Why are you

(30:24):
constantly going for the door of a plane?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Don't check?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
It was the plane was at the gate, and she
was like had a panic attack apparently when you know,
waiting to get off the plane, the plane was already landed.
Ride to the gate, she opens up the door and
starts walking down the wing. Recently, this is over the holidays, okay.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
As somebody who's had a thousand panic attacks on airplanes
has never done anything like this. Do a couple of
breathing exercises, go to therapy, snap your wrist with a
rubber band. Stop creating chaos.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
People become the same person when they're at work in
the bathroom as they do on airplanes. They lose their minds.
They lose their minds.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
True.

Speaker 11 (31:05):
Yeah, and Greg, the minu you get on a plane,
you become an animal.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
And that's coming from Greg.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
I was going to say I'm like, you have never
done this, right, Yeah, I mean, what what's that? Well,
I know we've mentioned the fires a few times, but
here's the latest, just to get into it. Forecasters are
worried about them growing. There are four of them now.
They want residents in the area to quote leave now

(31:30):
in all caps. Even the mayor posted on x that
things are supposed to get worse a little bit more
this throughout the day. But it's not just the fires
they're worried about. They're also concerned about the winds. They
say they're said to be the strongest since twenty eleven.
There's currently a fire burning near the Pacific Palisades neighborhood
in the Santa Monica Mountains, and according to La Fire,

(31:51):
it spread to two hundred acres in one hour because
of these winds. How heavy are these winds? Eighty miles
per hour and some of them reach up to a
hundred miles.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
And when you see like the video, and when the
gust of wind happens and the embers that go everywhere,
especially especially from a palm tree that's on fire, that
thing is like just becomes a big thing of ash. Yeah,
just a fiery nuggets going like, yes, everywhere and they're
so yeah because they're spraying exactly exactly.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Well, let's get into something super super super important. It
is officially Girl Scout Cookie season. Yes, it's here, let's go,
but big headline. The Scouts have just announced the last
call on two flavors. The twenty twenty five cookie lineup
will feature Girl Scouts s'mores and toast Yeas, but they've
announced that this will be their final year.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Who cares so toast yas they're like the French toasts? Yeah,
kind of inspired to do about it? The s'mores ones
my kids like.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
They like yeah, and they could just make more, So
stock up on those if you like them. This is
the first time the Girl Scouts have announced before a
discontinuing something that you can actually get one more crack
at them. But all the other classics are back. The
Thin Man's, the Samoa's aka Carmel Delight, Trifoils, Peanut butter
Patties aka Tagle Oh yeah that's mine that, the Dosey Does,

(33:17):
the Adventure Fulls, the Caramel Chocolate Chip, the Lemonades, the
lemon Ups, the Toffee Tastic, They're all coming back. Yes,
n FYI Girl Scout cookie season runs now through April.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Why they do that to us, like right after the holidays,
try to make the push like I'm going into it, Like, man,
you know what, I really should watch more when I drink?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Like, why is he going to be give it? Wait?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
What's the average that people fall off everything? Let's just
call it huh, let's call it March.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Right, yeah, March, all right? And drop them in March.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Drop them in March, or drop them like towards the
end of summer going back into school, when kids go
back to school Labor Day, that's when you do it.
That's what I do that way, the kids are back
in school and all the Girl Scout stuff is happening,
all the summer vacations are over. They can go out
and they can pedal their cookies. People are getting ready
to fatten up anyway for the winter. They don't really

(34:06):
care about summer bod or whatever. And we can just
be the pigs that we are.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
What did they sell a trillion of them during the
holidays too, of everybody in the store.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
That's the thing. They're already selling a trillion. They got
no problem moving these things between putting them outside of
workout facilities and putting them outside of smoke shops. They're fine. Yeah,
well that's what's going on.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina Gred. Now I
can think about these girl Scouts cookies. Yeah, I've forgotten that.
It's the best when they're outside. You get those impulse
purchases right outside the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Do you want to buy some? Sure?

Speaker 15 (34:35):
Do?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
I try to avoid them one time and they were
listeners and they're like, oh hey menace, O my god.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
I'll take seventeen bucks. Yes, thank you, got me. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break board. What's up in
that audio? We'll have it when we come back, all right,
working on?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
All right?

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Cool, all right, we'll have that when we get back.
You got to hear this. It's like the Female Menace
doing social media reporting for a serious news talk radio station.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Right, all right, that's next. Hang on.

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(35:42):
up with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
Obviously the fires more on that. One of the things
I saw yesterday and Menace shared it with me is
well on KTLA because one of the things that was
happening in the Pacific Palisades was that people as they
were evacuating, they were just leaving their cars sit there

(36:05):
in traffic. So they just left their car, didn't leave
the keys, they left the cars and then just walked
and got So there were all these cars that were
stacked up in the streets, and so they brought it.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
You see, they brought in that luth away which they
had to do it. Yeah, get the fire trucks up there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Now that the comments, of course, you had people in
the comments going, well they can afford it, so big deal.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Just screw them.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
That is not the point, and that's also not the
attitude when people's homes and their belongings and their lives
are all in danger about the people that weren't there.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
You know, they don't even live there, but they work
in the area, like their livelihood's gone to Like, yeah,
think about that kind of stuff, idiots before you comment
like that.

Speaker 14 (36:52):
And when you're fleeing a fire, you pack your car
full of stuff of your pictures or whatever you're trying.

Speaker 9 (36:58):
To save and take it with you. Yeah, so if
you leave your car, it's all still in there.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
So anyway, they're talking about, you know, all this thing
that they're happening in Pacific Palisades. One of the KTLA
reporters out there on the street and they see this
guy and they're they're talking to him, and this guy
you know, comes over and says, hey, man, can I
can I dress something really quick to make make sure
everybody knows what's happening here. And this is this is
the man on the street. Come up to the KTLA report.

Speaker 13 (37:21):
What's happening is people take their keys with them as
if they're in a parking lot. This is not a
parking lot. We really need people to move their cars.
So if you leave your car and Palisades Drive. Leave
the key in there so a guy like me can
move your cars so that these fire trucks can get
up there.

Speaker 12 (37:36):
It's really really important.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Thank you, Thank you for talking to his live sir.
What's her name?

Speaker 13 (37:40):
My name is Steve Guttenberg.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Steve, do you live in this area?

Speaker 16 (37:42):
I live in the area.

Speaker 13 (37:43):
I live right up the hill, and thank goodness, but
I have friends up there right now, and if they
can't evacuate because it's stuck on Palisades Drive.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
There are families up there, there are pets up there.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Have you never seen police? The baby? But the big
hord got a lot of crap because the fallow up
was like, oh, so I hear you're an actor? If
you watch it, goes you live in the area.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
And as Gutenberg is given his reg he had his
uh what do they call that? Yeah, it's like that
earpiece where the producers are talking to him, and you
see he puts his like hand up there and kind
of push into his ears so you can hear more.
And he goes, oh, you're an actors, sert, now I recognize, No,
you didn't?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Also, who cares?

Speaker 10 (38:27):
Yeah, he's so nice.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
He didn't even care.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
He's just information.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
You know.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
My husband has a T shirt of a shirtlest Steve
Gutenberg and he wears it proudly. Send a picture.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Yeah, I love Steve good best. Those Police Academy movies
were the ones I wasn't allowed to watch those. My
parents thought they were watching smile. Yeah, but so of
course your friend's house.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Your host, witness and I never knew. Now my parents
they were really strict wid stuff like no caffeine type stuff.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
No it wasn't no caffeine, but no, no the cereal,
no cool cereals. We didn't get those either, No cool cereals.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
You know.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
I wasn't allowed to watch MTV. So yeah, but shout
out to Steve Guttenberg, the.

Speaker 17 (39:13):
Man.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
So many people get new cars though, too, Greg, How
lucky are the line.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Show?

Speaker 5 (39:25):
I want to stay off the top here. I don't
know this person, even though they work in our building.
I don't recognize them. I don't think i've ever met them.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
If I did, I apologize, and.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I mean no.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Disrespect, but I thought this.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
I just want to put that out because we rip
on each other, menace anybody here. I was talking about
the prize picks and like I had a rain far
between Josh Allen and Justin Herbert and so in this Yeah,
it says Josh Herbert, like we all do it. But anyway,
she's doing the these social media news reports for our
uh our news talk station. Yeah, and she had like

(40:07):
a total menace report.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
It's so good. Yeah, And I'm not getting I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
You're not getting well. Here, let's see if the listeners
will get here. Here we get again. I don't know
her name. She's probably a very sweet person.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yeah, she might be the best person. She might be
the best person in the world. But here again.

Speaker 18 (40:21):
AI in Hollywood has been a huge topic of conversation,
and it will be officially illegal to use an actress
voice or likeness using AI without their permission. It will
also be illegal to use a dead actress voice or
likeness using AI without the Estates permission.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
What's happening without the est States permissions? Without the estate's permission.
It's talking about like a dead.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Actor, the actress or somebody.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
You'd have to get the permission or the licensing from the.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Estate, not the East States.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
You don't say state, You don't say the estate.

Speaker 18 (40:51):
A dead actress voice or likeness using AI without the
Est States permission. The Freedom to Read Act is going
into effect, which prohibits public library from banning books.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Libraries, they're delicious, the nutrition y library.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Libraries, which is how Menace has said it for years.
By the way, it's one of those things you just
he can't say library.

Speaker 18 (41:12):
It's library, which prohibits public libraries from banning books based
on gender, sexual orientation, race, religion, and political affiliations.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
I mean, no one's going to libraries anyways, so it's
just fair. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Here I have clips a Menace too.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
The library. See library, library, Oh so truck library yeah, library, yeah,
but most of the time it's a library. The library. Alight,
everybody pause, How do you say it correctly? Library? Library?

Speaker 6 (41:42):
How do you say? The second month of.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
The year, the second February?

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Okay, so you.

Speaker 18 (41:47):
Can do it, which prohibits public libraries from banning books.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Yeah, but why is that acceptable?

Speaker 5 (41:53):
I think people do say February, February, February, say February.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
But libraries and no fly again.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
I've seen it.

Speaker 11 (42:01):
I've seen people say it.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, so shout out to the KFI news reporter Menace.

Speaker 19 (42:07):
Hey, yeah, this is the best fry I've ever had.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good draws.

Speaker 9 (42:15):
Yeah, it's realistic.

Speaker 19 (42:17):
You can.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I would love to do that.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Too, Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning.
It's January the eighth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That is Greg Gory. What menace is here?

Speaker 4 (42:34):
What is up? Woody? We've got Gina grad.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Good morning, Sammy's here morning, we got sea baths. Phones
are open at eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can also just
go ahead and send us a text if you'd like
to do things that way, send your text over to
two to nine eight seven. We've got one of these
conversations and what would you do for money?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Conversation. We'll leave it up.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
We've got a grad who's going to do a roundup
Gena's grad school for us this week.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
And that's all about worst ways to make money.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Everybody wants to make more money this time of year.
That's a big resolution. So we're gonna help you out.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Or this could be like one of those things where
you're guaranteed to lose money.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Lose money, don't let anybody fool you.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Yeah, doing doing some of these things, yep. But yeah,
so we're gonna have We're gonna have some of that
for you coming up. Uh this well the genas grad
school this week. But the what would you do for money,
it's a hypothetical thing. Uh, we'll get into that.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
It's not a serious offer.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
So much money.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Yeah, speaking of money, by the way, so I've never
considered giving somebody a gift card to be a lazy gift.
It's always appreciated, always value there. But what I do
think is lazy, terrible donations in someone's name. And then
lottery tickets. Yeah, no, I I agree on lottery tickets.

(43:58):
I know a lot of people dig getting them or what.
So this is just a different this is I'm not
This is just a difference of a thing you'll never
get from me, lottery ticket.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
But for white elephant gifts around the holidays, that's the
one that everybody tries to get.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
It's one of those things that you've spent money on.
But what are the chances that they get anything else?

Speaker 13 (44:15):
The time?

Speaker 5 (44:15):
It's gonna be absolutely nothing worthless and it sucks, you know,
but here's a question, what if what if they end
up winning?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Like, what's theta?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
What's the proper etiquette? I saw there was a conversation
that broke out on this and so like the probably like,
do you owe anything to the person who gave it
to you?

Speaker 4 (44:33):
I would say.

Speaker 9 (44:34):
No, No, it's a gift.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
But what if you win, like one hundred thousand dollars,
I give you a scratcher ticket, uh huh for whatever?

Speaker 5 (44:45):
It was just your birthday and give it a scratcher
ticket whatever. Let's say you hit it for a million dollars. Okay,
you wouldn't give me anything?

Speaker 9 (44:53):
No, I probably would. But if I win, let's say
two hundred bucks, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Giving you anything, right, five thousand dollars and there's a
real and I'm saying five thousand. I'll put five thousand
out there.

Speaker 10 (45:03):
Would I get you something for five thousand?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
La me? Like mate, I would not split it, No, damn.

Speaker 14 (45:09):
I might get you a gift that's like one hundred bucks,
like a nice bottle of alcohol or something.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah, okay, see that I would be fine with that.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
I'm going automatically fifty to fifty.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
On a five thousand dollars winner. Yeah, fifty to fifty
on something.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
I was given to you as a gift. Yeah, yeah,
who cares? See?

Speaker 11 (45:27):
On a million dollars, yes, I would be a million
and above. Yeah, if it was I would sit down
with a gift giver and have a serious conversation, like,
how should we deal with this? It's a million dollars?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Yeah, it's a million dollars you didn't have and then
they helped you get it.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Greg's agreed, but.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
You've already shared fifty percent with the other.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
It wouldn't even be a discussion. Yeah, fifty fifty.

Speaker 11 (45:49):
If Woody handed me a scratcher and said, hey, happy
Valentine's Day, you're my Valentine, Ben, and it won one
hundred bucks or whatever, I'm not going to call Woody
and say, hey, we're going to handle this one hundred dollar, right,
I'd be like cool, I want a hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 11 (46:02):
But if it was a million, then I would call
it and say I'll tell you, yeah, there was a
million bucks in there, Yeah, what should we do that?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Would you be like kind of riddled with guilt if
you didn't?

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Oh my god, I would be up. I wouldn't be
able to I'd be haunted for the rest of my life.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
So the reason I'm bringing up five thousand dollars because
they used that as this conversation was right, right, yeah,
So it was like all right, so the hypothetical became
five thousand dollars was the win?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (46:25):
And so here's some of what people said, because of
course I go right to the comments, as you know,
split it with.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
The giver, love it, okay.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Now, several people said they would give the giver a
cut anywhere from ten percent up to what Mena says,
half okay, okay, half is aggressive with five thousand dollars.
Why it's aggressive because five thousand dollars, I mean, it's
not like it it's good money.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Yeah, even like at my poorest Like again, this person purchased, well,
you're a better person than I don't know what to
tell the person purchased to take it for you and
gave you this opportunity to have this money that you
didn't have found money. I agree.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
I just wouldn't go half. I'd give them something.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I understand the reasoning. Like people were like, well, just
give them a little bit.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
I'm not arguing nothing. I'm certainly giving them something five
thousand dollars. And it also depends, I think, on the person.

Speaker 11 (47:17):
Yeah, and is there an implicit agreement when somebody gives
you a lotto ticket that if it wins, you give
them something.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
There's not this other person said, pretend nothing happened.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Say ah, man, I lost while folding it up and
just put it in your pocket.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Where you watch the next day.

Speaker 11 (47:35):
That's lame because maybe the person wants to see you win.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Yeah, well, it's not like you're scratching them right in
front of the person.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Sometimes you are, Yeah, you are.

Speaker 11 (47:44):
And if when I give scratchers, I'm praying the person wins,
I don't want.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Yeah, throw that money away. You want them to win.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Somebody else says pay it forward and you buy them
a lottery ticket. Nope, no good, I want that. And
then also this one, I depends on the relationship. Like
if it's someone that you like, it would share some
if it's someone that you're not that close with, Like
you got the white elephant thing that you're out from
some rando co worker who didn't necessarily give it for you.
It's just it was a you know, white elephant thing

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or it.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Is just a neighbor.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
But if it was five grand and like you gave
it to me, like I would give you a thousand, yeah, yeah,
as a thank.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
You, I'd give you like a thousand and five.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
I give you ony ten the final.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Offer eight seven, seven forty four? What it text us?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
And tell like, if you won five thousand, how much
of that would you give? If any event you could
say zero? Yeah, I'm just curious.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
I just you know, five grand?

Speaker 5 (48:37):
What the people who listened to this show specifically, yeah,
you listen to other shows, they would ask their audience
that question. They'd all lie yeah, and probably say at
least what medicine, if not more, give them the whole chicket.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
It would not give more. I would definitely just go, yeah,
the fifty.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
But what would you do for money? We'll get into
that conversation code of Mexican. It's just again silly kind
of hypothetical stuff. But they did ask people, and so
it's a good nor by the numbers, we'll see how
you match up kind of we just do with this.
That is next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Hang on, oh yeah, oh yeah, show will be right back.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Flow coal muses.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Well, the the latest evacuation order that I've seen is
for all of Lacayata Flinting rig So that's that's that
was the latest evacuation order that I saw.

Speaker 11 (49:28):
I saw one just literally one minute ago. A new
fire just looks like uh east of Encino, called the
Woodly fire. But that literally came through a minute ago.
I haven't confirmed that.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Yeah, and they keep saying that the winds are going
to get even worse throughout the day.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Right, it's going to continue.

Speaker 11 (49:45):
Extended it twenty four hours, yeah, till tomorrow night. With
the winds red flag warning till six pm tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
I didn't even realize, sill Mar, how bad that's getting.
And I mean I live in Mission Hills, and when
I got out of the house this morning, I could
smell fire, but I thought, oh, I was like, oh,
that's what I'm like, you know, somewhere else. I didn't
realize it was so close. So Yeah, driving in today,
I was all five all the powers out to.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Just past the two ten because the whole two ten
exchange has been closed.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Right, but like right as you get into that area,
almost like the heaviest fog you've ever seen, but it's
all smoke yep, and just immediately the inside of the
car just fills with that smell like you're.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
At a campfire.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Put that on recycle and as I got on the
one side, but when you get to the downwind part
of the area, you look. I was trying to look
back to see like if I could see, like exactly
where the flame. You can't even see flames. It just
looks like a heavy fog at night. And uh yeah,
just super scary.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
It's the flames visible this morning. Yeah, we can see
it from our studios. Crazy.

Speaker 11 (50:46):
Also they're reporting the Tyler fire and Coachella knew some
called a state of emergency. Of course, the wind storm
that we've been talking about sustain winds they say between
twenty five and forty five miles an hour, but there's
also isolated gusts anywhere from sixty to eighty miles an hour,
and then in the foothills, so the San Fernando and
San Gabriel valleys, those gus are upwards of eighty to

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about one hundred miles an hour. So, like we mentioned,
the red flag warning extended till tomorrow at six pm.
National Weather Service they're considering this a life threatening destructive windstorm,
the most destructive we've had in fourteen years. And they
describe it as an atmospheric blow dryer, which is very
accurate with these extreme winds in high fired dangers. So

(51:27):
cal Addison is warning of possible power shut offs. They
say as many as four hundred thousand homes and businesses
could experience precautionary shut offs and currently at least two
hundred thousand are without power. And I think we mentioned
that nearly twenty school districts in LA they're closing all
campuses today.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah, my kids closed, My kids school closed. Just got
the text earlier.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
But are they ever going back to school?

Speaker 5 (51:50):
They were in school yesterday.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Oh so they got the one day.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
H got the one day and then yeah that's because
it's just the fires.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Yeah yeah, man sucks.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Crazy day.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Obviously there's KFI news updates. All right, welcome back to
the Woodie Show. On Wednesday morning, we had a question
because that was I was reading this thing about like, oh,
you win, what's the etiquette Like people got like a
lot of Rey tickets as a gift, where it was

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for the holidays or for a whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
They used to change.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
I mean they used the example of five thousand dollars, like,
what's what's the etiquette dode?

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Do you share that?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
How much men's aid fifty percent, no matter how much
he wins or how little he wins, fifty percent, you know,
but different things like you just put it in your
pocket and walk away. Somebody said, like, if it was
a white elephant thing and I won five thousand on
a scratcher, if it was somebody, I like, fine, but
you know, otherwise, you know it's a somebody who is

(52:52):
just a random party white elephant things.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Put that in your pocket.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Yeah, yeah, they spent a dollar on you, you know
their last name.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
A lot of people are saying, just give them the
cost of the ticket.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
An insult.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Two bucks, yes, two dollars your investment back, right, Yeah. Yeah,
let's say hi to Nikki. Hey, good morning Nicky Nikki. Hey,
all right, what's up? So your friend let you borrow
her car to what go to the casino?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Right?

Speaker 15 (53:19):
Yeah, it was my birthday and we were going to
go together and then the last minute she got a
booty call and she's like, hate to take my car next.
So I was like okay, So I went to the
casino and I won twenty four thousand dollars.

Speaker 20 (53:33):
And after Texas, after Texas and everything, I got to
bring home seventeen thousand dollars and I filled up her car,
and whenever I got to her, I took her out
for breakfast and everything, and I told her I want
some money.

Speaker 15 (53:46):
She was, oh, that's cool, that's cool. And then I
slid her one thousand, two hundred dollars on the table.
I'm like, thank you for that to take her car.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Oh, yeah, that's very nice. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Here's how did you land So you won seventeen thousand,
How did you land on twelve hundred?

Speaker 15 (54:03):
I don't know, it's just I don't know how you
started counting.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Yeah. Yeah, that's great, amazing, very classy. That was very sweet.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Yeah, here's twelve hundred and forty three dollars.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
She probably freaked out.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Oh yeah, I meant to give you a thousand.

Speaker 15 (54:19):
She freaked out.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
She did.

Speaker 15 (54:20):
She was like, oh my god.

Speaker 20 (54:21):
She said today was it's staying off?

Speaker 15 (54:24):
She's like, yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Well, she got she got laid. Yeah, because she left
for the beauty call, right, uh huh and then uh
and then she got twelve hundred bucks on top of.

Speaker 12 (54:32):
It, and breakfast on coup of that.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Yeah, very nice.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
All right, Nikki, thank you for the call. Appreciates in
the show how Yourself a Great time?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Really rules.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
I think that the secret in that was she didn't
tell her how much she actually walked with.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah, well I wouldn't care either, one twenty four grand.
It ended up being seventeen thousand here, twelve hundred bucks.
Thanks for letting me use your card cash?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Oh hell yeah? And like Maria and breakfast exactly.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Yeah, So what would excuse me? What would people do
for money? Like if somebody offered you a shot at
a billion dollars? Another way, let I say, you'd have
to murder somebody Greg you in for a bill, No,
for a bill to murder? No, one billion dollars, no.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Who?

Speaker 6 (55:20):
You don't know? Who sucks who? And you'd never get caught.
How do I know they suck because they give you
a the wrap sheet?

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Oh wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
I'm remembering this now all of a sudden, there's a
couple of a movie. Right there was like a red
button in a box. Yeah, and if you push it,
somebody dies. Yeah, somebody you've never met. You get a
million dollars or whatever the money was, but I think
it was at least a million.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
You get a million.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Somebody shows up your door. Hypothetical, somebody shows over your door.
They have this red button. They go, look, you push
this red button. I'm going to give you a million dollars.
But by pushing this red button, it means that somebody,
again that you don't know, a random a random person
will die the box. And it was like, do you
push the button?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
That was the question. Do you push the button?

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (56:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Right? But then can you say that you would push
the button quick?

Speaker 19 (56:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Who would be no?

Speaker 11 (56:14):
Because here's why. The crux of that whole story is,
once you push the button, they come and they give
you the million dollars, and then you curiously ask them,
so what are you gonna do with this box now?
And their answer is always, I'm gonna go give it
to somebody you've never met. Yeah, so you're going to
be next. That's so I would not do it. You

(56:35):
could be next, I know, but wouldn't the fear of
thinking you're next because you push the button, somebody you
never met died. But at least you have the head
and they come retrieve the box, and then they tell you,
now we're gonna go give this to somebody you've never met.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
You never even got to spend the money, right everybody
else in the room.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
For a billion dollars, I would say absolutely not. But
I did have to ask Greg specifically, because no, a
billion to murder, and I would have to physically do
it myself, right, Yeah, yeah, but you don't have to
like strangle it.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
I don't think I could do it.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
Just get like, you know, sniper rifle or something.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Never be caught.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I know I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Yeah, let's say you would never be caught.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Never, maybe for this one person that we all know
that we all have.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
There's a few of those people like no, but I
mean caveats the person the person.

Speaker 11 (57:25):
I guess under those circumstances, if you're a horrific person,
never get caught, not going to prison for.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
A billion, and you get a nice payout billion dollars,
you never get caught.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Let's just say there's let's just say there's like a rifle.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
On a roof somewhere worth my mental health, all right,
So Greg, let's say.

Speaker 10 (57:46):
I don't know I think you can be pretty relaxed
on your yacht.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Yeah, check it out again. This is all hypothetical, guys. Way,
this is not going to happen, So don't get all
like worked up and upset about it as if like
we're planning and we're going to make it.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
So it's a billion dollars, but somebody brings you up
to a rooftop, blindfolded, sit you down. The rifle is
just pointed into a random crowd and by you, blindfolded
pulling the trigger at a random time. Nope, you wouldn't
have that. You're not getting like you're you'll never be caught.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Nope, not doing it.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
A billion dollars because that's one of those things where
it's like you're haunted for the rest of your life.
You can't even enjoy your You can.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Afford a lot of therapy with a billion dollars.

Speaker 9 (58:33):
Hear the screams forever.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
There's nothing I want and money can buy that would
get me to do that. I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
I honestly wouldn't do it either, because I feel guilty
about the dumbest stuff.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
Yeah, and you don't want to be tortured, you know,
like mentally.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Yeah, because I feel guilty about stuff. Shouldn't even feel
guilty about it's so stupid. Well, according to a new survey,
six percent of people said that they would murder somebody
for a billion.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Dollars would be way higher. No, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
I don't think people are that diabolical. I would hope not,
because then you get your money. Are you going to
be proud of what you bought with it? Men are
more than twice as likely as women to take that deal.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
You don't say.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Here are some other stats about what people will be
willing to do if the price was right. Okay, so
for ten thousand dollars, would you steal a street sign
or flash a stranger?

Speaker 13 (59:27):
Now?

Speaker 6 (59:28):
Done it for free?

Speaker 21 (59:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (59:29):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
These are not ones that I came up with. These
are just like what they've already asked people. So we'll
see if you're like, you know, normal, by the numbers.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
My friends and I cut down street sign and we
threw it in a lake.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
It's like a million times.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
I would do it for probably ten dollars. Ten dollars
of course.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Yeah, all right, Uh, for ten thousand dollars to steal
a street sign or flash a stranger. Only twenty percent
of people said that they would do that. I think
that sounds low. Yeah, like the six percent that would
murder somebody for a billion dollars. That seemed high when
I when I read it, honestly, that seems loud to me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Well, let's put that.

Speaker 11 (01:00:07):
Question to you, guys. Billion dollars somebody who's a terrible
person you never get caught?

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Oh, a terrible person, yes, yes, no women, no children?

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Right, I'm good, easy, Yeah, you're like an assassin, a
terrible person.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Yes. No, I couldn't do it for a billion, I
don't know if I could even watch.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
All right, For one hundred thousand dollars, would you enter Oh,
here we go, let me get a let me get
Morgan out of this one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Hold on, hey Morgan, good morning morning. All right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
So for one hundred thousand dollars, would you enter into
a fake marriage which she married, she's been married?

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Well the guy you were actually dating him though, right?

Speaker 16 (01:00:45):
I was, but I never I don't believe in marriage,
really didn't want to be married. So it was specifically
for his grain card.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
Right, but he was a rando.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
No, no, no, But for one hundred thousand dollars. Would
you enter into a fake marriage, cheat on your taxes,
steal someone's purse, or and this is the easy one,
perform a sex act on a stranger.

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Oh, all of those together are just one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Yeah, the way you're ready, it seems like altogether.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
But yeah, the one he says, or at the end
before the last one they gain, or well, let's have
some stranger sex. Then yeah, exactly, let's take stranger sex
off the list. That's too easy, all right, So like
let's say let's say enter into a let's keep it
for our purposes. The number on this one's ten percent
of people will do that. But like for our purposes

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here fake marriage, steal someone's purse for one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
I'll steal some of the's purse because the fake marriage
is like.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Well, that's pain in the ass.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I would think your marriage is like that's a long process.
The purse is just like yeah, I would.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
I would do the fake marriage over a purse. Yeah,
who cares because at least you're helping out the purse,
Like the fake marriage, right, Like, there's somebody's benefiting from that.
Someone's someone's a victim of your stealing their purpose.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
I don't want to steal anyone's stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going marriage.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
You talked that marriage, all right?

Speaker 17 (01:02:07):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
For one million dollars?

Speaker 15 (01:02:10):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Would you commit credit card fraud?

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Do you get caught?

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Yeah, well you're taking a chance always, by the way,
a chance you get caught.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Question.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
So obviously there's a chance that you get caught. For
a million dollars to make a credit card I'm like you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
If there's a if there's a decent chance, I'm going
to prison, I'm out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Okay, that's up for all of it. But you would
even risk it for a million?

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
No, I don't want to go to prison.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Would you punch a stranger in the face for a
million dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Would you punch a stranger.

Speaker 11 (01:02:47):
In the fax like a random sucker punch? Do you
find it to be one of the most uncool things
of human being?

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Literally kill somebody human garbage for.

Speaker 11 (01:02:54):
A million dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
I'm saying no to that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
You say no, really, I would say, okay, I thought
Greg might have done that.

Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
I would punch somebody I know before I punch a
random stranger.

Speaker 16 (01:03:03):
Yeah, okay, I think I would punch them and then
maybe pay them, you know, two thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
What about that, throw it on the ground.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
Smuggle drugs across the border. Oh yeah, for a million,
yep doing But my buddy's girlfriend is long term girlfriend.
She went to prison for that. Her ex boyfriend was
bringing drugs and he said, hey, you need to carry these,
I'm gonna and then they got busted when they came
back into the country and she went to prison.

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
That's the fear. Remember that movie Maria Full of Grace
and she that's what it was about. And she was
smuggling it and she had to practice on grapes because
then you have to swallow the like condom full of drugs.
Oh no, and that thing could burst in your stomach.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
See.

Speaker 11 (01:03:38):
I had the opposite. When I saw the movie Blow
with Johnny Depp I was so inspired.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
I thought.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Zero no, all right, So for a million dollars, ten
percent of people would either commit credit card fraud, punch
a stranger in the face, smuggle drugs across the border,
or star in a porno.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Wow, can I do that? For a million bucks? No
big deal?

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
One hundred million dollars. Would you do any of the following, Uh,
sell your sperm or eggs without telling your significant other.

Speaker 10 (01:04:10):
Sure you make good money for some eggs, fake.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Your own death. Yeah, take steroids, all right? Maybe for
a hundred million. Yeah, I would beat up a stranger. Yeah,
kick a puffy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
I'll beat up a stranger before for one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Nobody in this room would even consider for half a second.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Visualizing it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
I want to be able to like stomach it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Yeah, every day.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't consider it.
I don't think I would do it because the same
thing I'd see that, I'd feel so bad the visual constantly.
I can't sit here and tell you that for one
hundred million dollars, for a brief moment, I wouldn't consider considerate.

Speaker 11 (01:04:59):
I couldn't consider I would sell my sperm for three dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Yeah, so that's all for a million? Yeah, how about
fifty Yeah eight seven seven eight seven seven forty four.
He hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
So obviously we're keeping an eye on all the fire stuff.
Gina just went down to the same patio that I
took a picture, like from the little smoking outdoor patio
here at the radio station. I took a picture looking
over toward you know this Altadena fire. Yes, and it
looks like it's right in the backyard of the of
the radio station. And now that it's light out, it's

(01:05:42):
just pure smoke as opposed to all the flames.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
So now we're, you know what, we're keeping an eye
on this. What's crazy is now the sun is coming up.
The one side looks like toward downtown bird Bank looks like,
you know, good morning time, daylight, right like the son's
trying to come out dawn. Looking over towards you know, Pasadena,
it looks like it's still midnight. Yeah, like it it's

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pitch by. Did you get the Did you get the picture, Gina.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Yeah, it doesn't even do it justice. The sky is
literally black. It is black out there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
It looks like looks crazier from the studio.

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
Oh yeah, no, No, if you go out there, you're like,
oh my god, am I in like a Harry Potter scene?
It is like this very scary.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
You're a terrible picture taker. Yeah, I'll go yeah anything,
we have enough time?

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
How is that terrible?

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
And it's just yeah, what am I missing the sky. Oh,
I'm sorry. Did I not stop in an office and
photo shop it correctly?

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Or did I just run and try and do something?
You're pretty good? Not so good?

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
Okay, sorry, I tried pretendent?

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Yeah, do pretendants? Is selfie?

Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
Do you want me to correct it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Yeah? I do a selfie and just have it in
the background. Overwhelmed.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
I didn't know I was supposed to color corrected first.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Sorry, Okay, all the lights off?

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
Yeah, so there's way so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Are you gonna probably put this on our Instagram story
at the Woody Show on Instagram if you're not following us,
I got it? All right?

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Is this better Ansel Adams?

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
We'll compare?

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
Look at this?

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Stop you Ansel Adams? I love Ansel Adams. I did
because it's black and white? Is this better? Any leave
of it? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:07:33):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
But although you can see like a reflection of the
Woody Show logo in the background.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Okay, branding, Yeah, for branding.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
And also so nobody can just steal our photo.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
That's a watermark. Welcome back to the wood Show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
You're doing the question like what would you do for
you know, whatever amount of money? All right, so for
one billion dollars. We already asked a question to Greg
for one billion dollars, could you kill somebody if you
knew that you were gonna get away with it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Yeah, I still any and he said no.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
And I also asked Morgan, and I asked Vaughan about
the one hundred million dollars to kick a puppy. Now again,
these are what twenty five percent of people said that, yes,
for one hundred million dollars. These are all hypotheticals. Nobody's
doing this stuff. Just f y, I okay, mega fake
and both well. Morgan said she would definitely sit and
have to consider for what at least thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
She said, at least I hate that.

Speaker 10 (01:08:26):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Vaughan wasted no time, goes kicking the dog for one
hundred million dollars for one hundred million it also, I said,
it depends on the breed.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Yeah, Chinese crested. That is yeah, getting kicked.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
I mean, I agree for one billion dollars, here's one
more I'll give you for one billion do ten percent
of people said that they would do this for a
billion dollars. Could you help someone kill themselves if they
want to kill?

Speaker 10 (01:09:02):
Yeah, I do it yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
I mean if it's if it's a medical thing, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
Well, if they're asking for it, literally, they're going.

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
To do it anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
If it's non medical, that's what they want to, like,
if they wanted to do this, right, But I think
the method would would be a factor. If ye medical
meaning if you're you're on IVS and it's a very
medical I.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Would saying it's like if they have a like an
illness and they're going to die and they just want
to die now that their feelings are, I could do
it in medical setting, a clinical.

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
Setting, but yeah, like the way you would put a
dog down, right, Yeah, if it's somebody's telling me like
I just can't go on because life is rough and
they can't deal with things, and no way I'm not
gonna do that for bill.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
No, but medical, yeah, for sure. I think I think
this one.

Speaker 11 (01:09:54):
I'll say yes to okay, and then I'll send you
a postcard.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
I promise to go visit your great I promise. And
that's the thing for the hundred million. I look at
someone like Michael Vick, real piece of garbage when it
comes to how he treated dogs and everything, But then
he turned around. He became like this poster child for
like all this great stuff he did to help a
bunch of dogs, so you could kick the puppy, not
that it would die, Yeah, you would just kick the puppy.
You get a hundred million dollars, and then you turn around,
you become this dog big advocate thing and you help

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way more dogs than animals than the one puppy didn't kicked.
You still have one hundred million dollars. It's worth a
thought that way. And again, if you're just tuning in hypotheticals,
save your emails.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Not interesting. Hey, welcome back, it's the show and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning, January eighth, twenty
twenty five. We thank you for being here. I'm whatdy,
that's great, gory morning. There's menace. What we've got Gina
grad good morning, Sammy's here, Sea Bass is here and

(01:11:14):
we got the phones open eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can also
hit us up with eight texts, so you can send
that text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
What did you say? Minus? You said that you thought
I grew up not Mormon. What do you say, oh
Jah's witness witness.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Yes, yeah, because I'm not allowed to Like when I
was a kid, like there were so many things like
I wasn't allowed to watch MTV. My mom wouldn't let
me have it, even though they were really popular the time,
the Simpsons shirts really yeah, like to eat my shorts
parts of yeah. Oh yeah, and to be fair, because
I was like a he had a bad attitude.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
I grew up with Jehoas's Witnesses and yeah, there were
allowed to do a lot of that stuff.

Speaker 22 (01:11:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
No, it was none of that stuff about like sugar
cereals and stuff. We were not allowed to go away
but thought they didn't buy it. Yeah, it was like
a very rare occasion.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
Every once in a while we could have it for dessert.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
But then I had other friends. You guys all had
the friend whose parents on them get Away with Murder.
Of course that was my best friend John. He couldn't
eat anything he wanted, watch anything, stay up as late
as he wants.

Speaker 13 (01:12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
We were never allowed to have a TV in our
rooms like my sisters and I never couldn't do that.
We weren't allowed to play the video games on the
good TV because my parents were convinced that it would
screw the TV up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Yeah, that's good solid, it's just a video feed. I
had this one friend. The party house was his parents.
Is so funny. His parents owned a karate school and
like so they had all these karate photos in their
house were just like super mega eighties like yeah, you know,
because everyone was obsessed with karate in the eighties and
then so they were never there because they owned their

(01:12:57):
own business. And yeah, we would have peace just delivered
and we were like, you know, play video games all
day and it's like write skateboards in the house.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
After school, man, we went right to my friend's house
because they always had the good stacks, the fruit roll up,
all the good stuff. Yeah, and they had hbo.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Yeah we didn't. We didn't have any of them.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
We had like we had nothing. We had regular cable,
but anything extra we did not get.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
We had a deep cable. But that's how like Skinamax
raised me. So that's like, you know, you grow up
being like, oh, she's topless, and then now you get
to see like all kinds of boobs like that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
No, we watched like scrambled stuff. Yeah, yeah, Now I
have people that I know now and they're like, oh, well,
and my parents would have never been the house where, well,
how did your friends come here? We'll take everybody's keys
and you could drink here. Oh never, no, never in
a million years.

Speaker 13 (01:13:49):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Greg's parents probably were fine with that.

Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
It's funny because my parents were strict, like yours, no sugar, cereal,
no soda, no staying out late, no MTV. But drinking,
they were pretty lacks out. Yeah, crazy, he always said.
My dad always said, I'd rather have you drink a
beer than a coke.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Yeah, So I do know people.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
I have friends who they become the house where we
take the keys and you can you guys can drink here. Well,
they're like sixteen or seventeen. Never do I don't. I
don't even think I'm that cool because I would still
be worried about the liability. Like one of these kids
do leave even about driving. They're like walking down the
street and they get hit in the middle of the
street because they were drunk and stumbling in the middle
of the street.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Drunk from my house, drink too much and they start
puking and yeah whatever, hangover the next day and then
their parents ask like have a hangover. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
One one parent that I know goes to the dispensary
and buys weed for their teenage son because because she's worried,
she's worried about where he would get stuff otherwise weed,
all that stuff that's like.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
You know maybe on there you can get some you
can put some fentanyl in like wax. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
So they're like, well, what you just get it from
the dispensary for me. She's like all right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Then she she goes and she does that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:01):
Yeah, she does that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Anyway, Like when it comes to tattoos, should kids be
allowed to get tattoos?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
No, No, I mean even when you're adult.

Speaker 17 (01:15:13):
You're like, do you really want this the rest of
your life? I'm asking for a reason, Okay, kid, I
think like, how old should you be in life? I
knew a lot of people that are under eighteen that
had like full sleeves already.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Really, how like that's dumb?

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
How old eighteen? At least at least.

Speaker 9 (01:15:31):
At least eighteen.

Speaker 14 (01:15:32):
I knew a girl when she was in high school
who got the Roxy tattoo, like that brand Roxy.

Speaker 9 (01:15:37):
And that's what happens when you're sixteen tattoo.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Some people are upset about this tattoo shop in Arizona.
Who gave a nine year old girl a tattoo? What
And by the way, it is legal for kids in Arizona,
even nine year olds, if their parents are cool with it. Cool,
you can get your kid a tattoo. Well, now, he said,
she came in with her parents asking for a neck
tattoo of Donald Trump, but he talked her into getting

(01:16:05):
an American flag tattoo on her arm. And he told her, hey, look,
I'll do the Trump one if you still want one
in a year from now. So she came back when
the year was up, but didn't want it anymore. And
that's that's the point, Like kids like something different every
two seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
If I had gotten a tattoo back then, it would
be take a hasslehof on my neck? Right. So here's
here's a clip from the local news.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
They're in Arizona talking with this is a different not
the guy who did the tattoo for the nine year old.
It's a different tattoo artist. And then some of the
other parents. Some of the people sound mega trashy. By
the way, whether it is one of the most frustrating
things about our career field.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
If you see a ten year old child with a.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Professional looking tattoo and they said they got it a
tattoo shop, that kind of degrades us as a whole.

Speaker 12 (01:16:50):
I wouldn't let him my daughter underage, to get any tattoo.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
No way, No, that's crazy. No, I don't agree. I
think they should wait a while.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
I think if you let your teenagers do what they want,
they slowed it down on it quicker. If you tell
them they can't, they're gonna find a way and they're
going to do it three times.

Speaker 20 (01:17:07):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Would you you would agree with that statement, right? Would he?

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
You are you can't go super hard on something?

Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
And they well why, But that doesn't mean it's a
freaking tattoo.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
If it's legal, it's one extreme or the other. Though.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
I'm just shocked that a little kid would be cool
with those needles.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Yeah, that's that thing hurt. Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
My daughter went and had to have a uh A
filling for a cavity. Didn't want the novacan because of
the needles, so she went no novacane that They just like,
are you sure? And she's like, yeah, fine, once get tattoo. Yeah,
she'll be branded or something. She'll go with the branding
Yellowstone style.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
You know, since we're talking tattoo is going to shout
out tattoo parlor that uh supports of what he shows.
They uh they also have common sense, so they probably
wouldn't do those other common sense tattos. Yeah, but Huntington
and Heart they're located inside Caesar's Strip. There you go.
If you need a tattoo and you're in Vegas and Hearts, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Gonna go find sea bats we have around. I know
he had one ready to go about how much did
you pay for your dumb tattoo? Or Sea Bass goes
out on the street and he sees somebody who's got
a dumb tattoo or starts talking to people with tattoos,
and then we hear all about it. But then we
have to try to guess how much they paid for
that dumb Some of the people get upset. Yeah, he
does say that question goes, how much you pay for

(01:18:30):
that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
What do you mean dumb?

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
All right, let me let me go get Seabad.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
We can do that next.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
All right, welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
I think we've done this one once. Yeah. It was
a lot of fun, and it's fun to pick people's
brains and their skin, yeah, and their patients their nerves.

Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
So people get tattoos. Sometimes they work out well and
they're really happy with them and everything else. To other
times people get a tatto and it's like, oh god,
after a while, right, you're like or people are very
proud of these dumb tattoos they've got. Well, I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
The whole premise of this is ninety eight I will
say that ninety eight points something percenta tattoos are on
their face stupid, and people just deny and rationalize on
their face at like at the face.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Face value stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
Like, Greg, how many tattoos total do you have? About six?
And what percent do you think are are cool? Oh?
Are cool? Zero percent? Zero zero?

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
I hate all of them, be gone with you?

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Oh wow?

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
Now, Morgan, how many tattoos do you have? One?

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
I know you got two on the show.

Speaker 10 (01:19:39):
I have six as well, six, and I regret none
of them.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
They're all stupid. Okay, Well I don't mind that because
she's not delusional about it. She doesn't say, well this
means so much cool. Well, she just got the rip
o j.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
That's how she's got the stick figure Janitor mopping, the
quote hardwood floors. Those are both from the show. You
have some other ones.

Speaker 10 (01:19:58):
I have my little MC logo. I've got the Rolling
Stones tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
That's by the way. And see just her initials just
in case you forgot.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
She was trying to brand herself almost like a reality
show type personality, where like Morgan Cook. But it was
the MC logo she had like this, you know logo.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
You can't. You can't just have that online or like
on a sticker. It has to be on your skin.

Speaker 10 (01:20:22):
Yeah, it can be both.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Got to go hard everything.

Speaker 10 (01:20:25):
Are they going to know my body when I'm dead?

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Name one Rolling Stone song?

Speaker 10 (01:20:30):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
I'm not even gonna try. Why why not?

Speaker 6 (01:20:34):
Why wear a T shirt to go to poster when
you could just know it looks cool?

Speaker 10 (01:20:37):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
It's just a tongue, right, I like it.

Speaker 10 (01:20:40):
My tattoos are for me, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
That's what they all say to all right. So the
the thing here is how much did you pay for
that dumb tattoo? And he passes out on the streets,
he sees somebody with a dumb tattoo, and I'll tell
you what a lot of times people with tattoos love
to talk about their tattoos.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
They think they are so deep and meaningful when they
are just stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
Yeah, very few people ever like bring attention to it
to criticize. But that's what happens in this round of
how much for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
We'll start with Casey, who actually she had to show
me her tattoo because it was not super visible, but
she was happy to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Okay, this is.

Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
On my inner lip, says karma.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
So it was me and two other girls, three of us,
and we were getting done with our college semester finals
and we wanted to do something crazy. So I was
going to get that my friend got I think her
nipple bears, and then another girl got a smiley face
tattoo on her butt.

Speaker 12 (01:21:33):
Yes, why karma?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Okay, I believe in karma, and I believe that you know,
what you put out into the world, you'll get back.
And it's just a universal language.

Speaker 12 (01:21:43):
So what does it need to be at the inside
of your lip?

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
Great question?

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
It didn't you know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Honestly, I can't tell you why I picked that area.
I think at that time I was on my Space
and you know how a whole Mycepace name with a
cool photo of my lip down. I was kind of
like known for that tattoo. All ironically, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
I can say, like, you know, maybe like karma like
over like where your heart would be, like on your
chest somewhere. Yeah, karma in your heart something I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Does she have any other tattoos?

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
No, not super visible, but she did have a few others.

Speaker 10 (01:22:16):
Okay, it's kind of smart. She got it in her
lip so you can hide it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Yeah, it's not there.

Speaker 8 (01:22:20):
That's why I'm imployed. It would be smarter. Don't waste
the money on the tattoo. And and hope in your
life you'll remember the concept of karma.

Speaker 15 (01:22:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:22:27):
And if you believe in karma, I believe you should
be a good person. So I should tattoo be a
good person on my arm.

Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
What you're hitting on is how dumb people think they
think that by doing because tattoos when they when nobody
had them, word did meet a lot because that was
a big commitment.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Now it is nothing. It is just a waste of money.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
That would hert right in the inside of the lip
seems like yeah, right, I mean, although the mouth heels
very quickly, right, they say, yeah, don't those fade?

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Well, that's what she's that was her thing.

Speaker 8 (01:22:54):
She said she got it like back in the MySpace
are but it's still going strong because she was told
it would fade.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
Okay, So the question is how much did Casey pay
for this really dumb karma tattoos.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Let's not forget the inside of her lift.

Speaker 8 (01:23:05):
It was celebrating the end of a semester of college,
so that's a big event that only happens twelve or
fifteen times during your life.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
But I would imagine that since it's on the inside
of her lip, it's not like a crazy font.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Right, it's real simple with U.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll start, well, can yeah, somebody somebody
who has a tattoo start because I don't know the pricing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
So this was ago too, a long time ago.

Speaker 11 (01:23:29):
I was going to say, I was going to say
fifty bucks, and I think I'll stick with fifty bucks.
Some that are about the size of a business card,
and those were about one hundred and twenty give or take.

Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
Okay, I was going to say forty bucks fifteen years ago,
just a simple or five letters and you know stick figure. Yeah,
forty bucks.

Speaker 16 (01:23:50):
Okay, I was going to go one fifty just because
the placement of it. And then she was a young,
you know girl, maybe they.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
Thought, yeah, hey, I'm going to say eighty dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
So woodn't girls coming in for like, especially like college
girls coming in for tattoos, don't you think that like
the tattoo guy would probably cut him a deal, like yeah,
give them like a I don't think like college girls
paid full price or anything.

Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
Well, here's the thing is, I'm sure she looked. I'm
sure that she will then probably pretty cute. But then
what is your thirty yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Gross?

Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
Right, Well, here's the thing is, like, yeah, I could
see a tattoo artist giving the college girl a deal
the first three times, but then it's is busy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Still you gotta make money, all right, I will say
I'll put it one hundred bucks okay, all right? Fifty
and fifty eighty eight?

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Gay? All right, let's find.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Out how much would she pay for her dumb tattoo?

Speaker 12 (01:24:40):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
Maybe like a hundred bucks?

Speaker 13 (01:24:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Whoa?

Speaker 12 (01:24:45):
And every time you make out with somebody they're getting
in your.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Karma exactly, and they're going to get their karma for
anything they do to me.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
Yeah, that's how it works. Okay, I lucked out there,
you did, Yeah, I lucked out there. Our friend Tim
Martinez just went on a trip to Mexico to go
see some family and uh, they had to get away
from the in law's house for a little bit. So
he took his kids and his wife. They got out
of the house, they went to found a bar. They
were day drinking, and they all went and.

Speaker 10 (01:25:13):
Got tattoos, were watching tattoos.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
They were drunk, yes, and the only one who didn't
get it was his wife. And so again last name Martinez.
He has an old English m on the inside of.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
His wrist tattoo. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Now he said he wants like a sleeve.

Speaker 8 (01:25:30):
Did I tell you speaking drunk idiots buying tattoos. The
only place I've seen a mobile tattoo set up that
was like part of an official corporate sponsorship was that
the Tailgate four.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
You're Las Vegas Raiders. They yeah, brought in the model.
There's a lot of people. Well, I got one of
my tattoos on the Virgin Cruise because the cruise has
tattoo shops on the crew.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
Had just put it where people were hammered all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Very idea. I got mine on the last day because that,
you know, I want to swim and stuff. Thanky.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
Oh good, Paul, Let's see how much did you pay
for that dumb tattoo. Here's who's next to He's an.

Speaker 8 (01:26:09):
Older, middle aged guy, fully covered, but he really wanted
to show me one specific tattoo.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
His name is Gypsy. All right.

Speaker 12 (01:26:14):
This is a three inch by one inch like a
piece of dice.

Speaker 13 (01:26:18):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
It's a domino.

Speaker 22 (01:26:19):
I went to prison recently and I had to become
hot part of a crew, had two I guess yes,
because if you're not part of a crew, you are
considered a up for grabs. I was in there for
five years, so I was like forty two whatever, and
then they said, you're an older gentleman, come join our side.
And in order to become a woodpecker, I had to

(01:26:40):
get jumped in, which is a hard twenty three three
guys for twenty three seconds.

Speaker 12 (01:26:46):
Oh okay, and now are you allowed to fight back
at all?

Speaker 13 (01:26:48):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Yeah, to fight?

Speaker 12 (01:26:49):
Don't start, okay until you start throwing. So that's why
there's a two and a three in nomina two.

Speaker 22 (01:26:54):
Three and it's also the twenty third alphabet.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
So how much did that dumb tattoo cost, like I say,
to a prison gang.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Yeah, all that sounds awful.

Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
Did he get it in prison?

Speaker 19 (01:27:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:27:05):
Okay, that's the that's a yeah, cost him a pack
of ramen. Now here's the thing, though, there is that's
I understand what you're saying, but there's a there's a
dollar value attached because there's commissary money. You put it
on your books, they say, Folks who don't know Woodpecker
is that's the West White Gang.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
That's because that's what's going to call my fan club
because you're not allowed.

Speaker 8 (01:27:25):
It's it's really sad. You know, when you watch like
First forty eight, you you cannot join a gang of
a different race in in for real in for real prison.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
So old timing, Like Greg, I want prison to be, like,
I know, you more diverse. If you're getting some diversification.

Speaker 8 (01:27:40):
Right, you could be like friendly with the different different
racial guys. But it's at first bars gangs go, you
have to have that race.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
So Morgan, for a second, there, you are very interested
in prison pen pals, but now that you have a boyfriend, yeah,
I cut that on.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
Also so weird saying the boyfriend word. I don't know
about that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Well, now you have a.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Love interest, okay, yeah, have you lost interest in the
the prison pen pal stuff?

Speaker 16 (01:28:01):
I mean, I guess I'm not actively seeking them, but
if they want to write me letters, I'll write them back.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
She has taken a lover, Yeah, I've taken them.

Speaker 10 (01:28:13):
But I was into this guy until he said white gang.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Wait so this guy that cobo's not white.

Speaker 16 (01:28:21):
I mean he's technically from Portugal, so I guess that's European.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Okay, yeah, like like jeff I mean he's like right, no, no, yeah,
but did he marry in a Portuguese Jeffrey or no?

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Like when I when I looked at his picture and
I'm like, I mean he's white looking.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
White guys.

Speaker 8 (01:28:40):
Guess what spoilerer. When you go to Spain, they're they're
Caucasian for the most part. No kind of europe Yeah, weird.

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
I see no color.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
You just said.

Speaker 8 (01:28:52):
So to recap this is a it's a it's like
a big domino that's got a two and a three
because he get jumped in and.

Speaker 11 (01:28:58):
That's a memory. You want a prison?

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Three guys, I'm trying to.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Think, like you know what the airport or the currency
exchange or whatever, what would the exchange rate be? That's right,
like for like commissary to considered, Yeah, what's the dollar
to commissary?

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Like how much does the ramen for this spas?

Speaker 8 (01:29:15):
Actually we should do a that's a that could be
a Morgan project, do a little prison commissary prices, right.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Oh I like that?

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, I will say fifty bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
Yeah, that's way too much.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Small.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
This is pretty small. It's black and white, so it's
very sim pretty small.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Black and white. Again, I'm going like commissary like conversions.

Speaker 8 (01:29:34):
I'm gonna say twenty bucks, twenty bucks, I'm going ten
ten bucks, gonna go with ten as well bucks Morgan,
you guess forty all right, forty bucks?

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
All right, let's find out who's right. So how much
did that dumb tattoo cost?

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
I don't know, like fifty bucks.

Speaker 22 (01:29:49):
Money or probably like to a JPay or Apple pay
or you can do j cash app.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
No, well we could do it on monst for our families.
You say, hey, I need so so yeah, send it
to my send it to my girlfriend. All right, you
know what, send it to my mother. She's gonna put
it on my books.

Speaker 19 (01:30:04):
Oh wow, you're good at this game. Yeah, you should
get tattery. And see that's why I didn't. I didn't
think of it, but it makes sense that. Like, let's
say someone knows you fifty bucks for a tattoo. You say,
you give them your wife's cash aptag, and then you
have your cousin you know, send it and then they
can tell you, hey, I got the ca.

Speaker 13 (01:30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
If I was their wife, I'd be like, can you
not get me involved in this.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
Tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
You can get a golden retriever on your chest? Oh yeah,
that'd be really cool, really cool.

Speaker 10 (01:30:31):
I always remember the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Do you believe in karma? Would karma? Yeah? Well then
tattooed on your tape? I don't believe that you believe it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo? We
have one more, but let's take the break first. All right,
we'll come back and then we got one more person.
How much do they pay for that dumb tattoo? We'll
find out next you're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
Hang on, just kick your feet up, on the dashboard
back in a few show.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
All right, well we are heard about Casey and her tattoo.
That dude it was a jail gypsy and his tattoo.
How much do they pay for these dumb tattoos? He
passes down the street talking to people with the interesting tattoos.
Which one is your least favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Morgan?

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
I mean, of all the tattoos that you have, you
said that you don't regret any of them. But if
you had to get rid of one, which one.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Would it be?

Speaker 16 (01:31:21):
It would be the one underneath my boob? And it says,
so it goes, I don't regret that it's a bad
Joel No mac Miller, Gina, Come on, I mean, I
think he took it from someone else, but Joey Joel,
I had a friend to it for me. I've had
friends do most of mine.

Speaker 10 (01:31:39):
Yes, you didn't do the good of a job.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
Yeah, I'm just surprised that it wasn't like the the
guy mop of the floors or the no I like,
I know, I know you like the oj one. Yeah,
like the mob.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
Who's whose idea was that mop guy?

Speaker 10 (01:31:52):
M At least we didn't go with the obese guy.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
But I just your idea.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Who's that guy?

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Yes, thank you, menaces heroes, thank you? All right, So
how much for that dumb tattoo? We have one more person.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
Who is this?

Speaker 8 (01:32:06):
This is Peanut and he has like some big intricate
word written in a place you don't see it, like
kind of down and around his knee. And he's gonna
tell us what that word is and why he did it?
All right, what's that big tattoo that's going down your knee?

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
Overpopulated?

Speaker 21 (01:32:20):
Just the fact that like a lot of people like
tend to like have children, right, and they don't know
how to raise them to the point where they are disresprectful.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
I do have kids, so it kind of is stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:32:34):
You know, you have kids and you are worried about
open overpopulation?

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Yeah, how many kids you have?

Speaker 22 (01:32:38):
I cure?

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Okay, So it kind of makes that octymoron, you know.

Speaker 13 (01:32:41):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
For that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:46):
Stupid over possible again across his knee and down a
sty across his knee.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Overpopulated, Okay, because he's like, I was worried about overpopulation,
which is not really a thing.

Speaker 8 (01:32:57):
Which is again, if you listen to the great and
powerful Elon Muskau, is actually they're verse.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
Yeah, multiple countries like Japan, and.

Speaker 8 (01:33:03):
It was pretty much everywhere is going to have a
big population crater the next hundred years. But the point
being that I guess he wants to eat the babies
or whatever. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
And he said, let's let's get that on my knee
so that I don't have kids, but then he.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
Had two kids. Also he thought, like tattoo on his
knee would change the world in people's minds about overpopulation.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
And that's a statement you're coming around to where I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
And he doesn't know what more means.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
Also, so let's blair all that on there all right.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
Now, we don't know if he, like Morgan, had a
friend to it. Yeah, was assuming he actually went to
a place. Guy, did it look kind of professional?

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
It looked well, it was.

Speaker 8 (01:33:37):
Kind of it looked like it was sort of trying
to be like a fancy script, but it's it clearly
was not of a very high quality.

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
Okay, one color?

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
Yes, good question?

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
Uh about how like how it was like like.

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
Probably legs probably no, no, not that they're kind of
like wrapping around his knee. So like says eight ten inches, what.

Speaker 6 (01:33:55):
Do you should go last? Since you see really good
at that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Exactly, well, because I'm kind of going in between. I
don't know if you realized my strategy here. I'm kind
of going in between like a lot of what you.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
Guys, Miskay definitely go first. Yeah, I will say for
the let's put it the eighty dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
I'm gonna do the Woody strategy because I think I've
been going too low. Let's say for this piece of art,
two hundo.

Speaker 10 (01:34:20):
I was thinking two fifty just because it's a guy.
He's not that smart. Maybe he got scammed a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
Ye, yeah, say one hundred doesn't sound like a guy
with a lot of money either, got a couple of kids.

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
Yeah, I think he got it before the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
We were just Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:34:32):
Saying one twenty five, five hundred, one hundred dollars simple tests.
And the guy's also walking around. He has called himself peanut.
So these are all very modest proposals. Really, that's a
population joke.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
Oh, I'll I'll give Ginica forgetting it. I didn't get it,
but I was pretending, so don't get it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
By eating the babies. Earlier, I said, okway, I think
let's find out who's right. If anybody's right, how much
you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
So?

Speaker 12 (01:35:02):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
It was free?

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Free?

Speaker 19 (01:35:06):
Wow?

Speaker 10 (01:35:07):
That was it free?

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Because I do tattoos myself, trick Maine.

Speaker 8 (01:35:11):
Did you want to like give out where folks can
go to your and find out out your tattoos?

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
Or no, you just find me on the street. That's
on the street marketing. It sounds about right.

Speaker 10 (01:35:21):
Yeah, where'd you find him?

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
I did find him on the street, So therefore that
makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
If I can do it, you can do it smart,
not to advertise like you're saying it doesn't look that great. No, again,
he's wearing his portfolio.

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:35:33):
I'm also surprised if no one got upset that you
called their tattoo dumb.

Speaker 8 (01:35:37):
Well, let's think it's because I do it so straight facedly.
And I asked them, like, show me something, really I
should I asked to show me like the most outrageous
or ins like I don't want like, oh it's my
mother's initials.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
Okay, that's boring.

Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
That's you know, shows like the creative or interesting yea.

Speaker 11 (01:35:52):
And as they describe it, I think they even realizing.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
You got themselves through it. Oh that that was stupid. Yeah,
what is karma on the inside of my lip?

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
A dumb tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Love it? Thank you very much? She assay out here?

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
All right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Today's Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
It's January the eighth, It's National bubble bath Day. It
loves good.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
I agree. I agree with Greg.

Speaker 11 (01:36:23):
Yeah, Greg, like candles sounds nice. Yeah, once it's all
filled and ready to go get it like yeah, but
now what you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
Can drink champagne with strawberries inside, could be out on
the couch.

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
The idea of it is way better than the execution,
not just any bath. Exactly after five minutes, you're like.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Now, what did I ever tell you when I slipped
in Mexico and I cut my head open? Yes, that
I was in a bath. Oh no, I didn't hear that. Yeah,
you're like, you go to resort and they have like
those oversized like that not did have jets in it? Yeah?
I had jets because the jets are that that.

Speaker 11 (01:37:00):
That makes it a little bit, that makes it better.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
But just to sit in in a.

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
Tub of like warm water, like, yeah, it was great.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
I was drinking and everything. The reason that I got
out of the bath is because I had some room
service coming and I was so excited I slipped and
I yeah, my head open, all right, Greg, Hospital Slash
Casino disagree. Baths are for chicks. Oh so girly. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
Everyone on TV when they're the House Hunters whatever, they
have a bath. Oh, this is all look at that, dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
But what about if you're like, you know the soap
that you're using. It's like, I don't know, gray and
stuff like man soap, lava soap and stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:37:40):
I think if you did an actual survey of every
let's say an adults over the age of twenty two,
when's the last time you took a bath, and if
it was within the past year, it's ninety eight percent women.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
It's got to be and then it's got to be okay, yeah, sexual,
it's hoosexy. Today is a national Snuggly Chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
With your chicken.

Speaker 13 (01:38:02):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
It's been like a year since we had chickens in
the studio.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
Yeah, we raised chickens in the studio. We had like
we we hatched them, yea.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
In the studio.

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
Yearly things.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Weren't they are. One of them died. I think he
died a little incubator.

Speaker 8 (01:38:20):
When I here's the thing, Gina, it is not a
yearly thing that we raised chickens, but we will yearly
raise an animal.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
So, yes, we were talking about could we could we
hatch the egg eggs you get like a grocery store
what specializes. Yeah, so we uh, some lady ding said
she did it. Yeah, so we tried that, and then
we didn't get that. And then you got someone from

(01:38:47):
a farm or something like yeah, and then we had
those in here incubator. The whole thing we watched them hatch.
We had it was a mess. It was such a mess.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
Why don't we do something Greg would like and do
like baby lizards that goes.

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
Let's do it like a puppy mill did do butterflies
in the office one point a number of years ago.
I didn't like that. That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
It's a national take the stairs Day, no thank you
and show and tell at work day. It's also National
man Watchers Day. This is like role reversal for like
its chicks hanging out in the bushes watching dudes through windows.

Speaker 4 (01:39:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
We got some birthdays. Part of birthdays coming up here
in just a moment. Some of the entertainment stuff. Just
a reminder that the Abbott Elementary it's always sunny Crosser
for a crossover episode that airs later on tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
You can check that out.

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
Also, something I meant to mention earlier in the week
Zachary ty Bryan. We've talked about him a number of time.
He got arrested again. It's time for a domestic abuse
So that's not good. U Affleck and Jennifer Lopez said
all their divorce and so they're each walking away nothing
they get, you know, nothing from the other person. So

(01:40:07):
no spousal support to each other. That's the way it
could always go.

Speaker 4 (01:40:11):
Yeap, dude. I was recently watching any Thing with Holly
Berry and how much money she's given away to every
one of her exes, like an insane amount of money
every time.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
No, so why is did this Ben Affleck and Jennifer
Lopez thing was so quick? And yet the Angeline and
Jolie brad Pitt thing took.

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
Like a decade.

Speaker 9 (01:40:28):
They had kids involved in everything.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
It was actually not years. It wasn't really over the kids.
It was over like I think a winery or like
business investments. And apparently brad Pitt sold off some of
it without approval of her, and then so they were
kind of fighting over that.

Speaker 9 (01:40:45):
And they were together for so many years.

Speaker 14 (01:40:47):
I mean Ben and Jalo were two years and not
really that much invested in each other's lives in that way.

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
Yeah, but they were both really successful. They could have
just walked away exactly. Yeah, Yeah, split everything down the
middle and just called to day like, guys, I don't
see where you're about, but it's like by a different winery.

Speaker 8 (01:41:04):
Then Menace is understand obviously, Minus understands big time international finance,
because yeah, when you have divestments of certain things that
are held in trust, that's a big process.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
Allowed, I can just do it tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:41:17):
Some other barn animal news, Jelly Roll's wife recently went
out and got three miniature cows for their farm. Their
names are what we could raise in the studio. Yes, yes,
their names are Brownie, s'mores and Crunch. And apparently Jelly
Roll was feeling left out because everybody got a farm
animal but him. So the next day he got heared

(01:41:39):
to his very own donkey, a many donkey. We could
do that, and they've already named him. His name is Grizz.
Grizz jagged out dude.

Speaker 8 (01:41:49):
Those many animals are not bad. Those could be a
studio animal. You know what we could do Mini the
pigmy hippopotamus.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
I know everything about the now like Moudang. Yes, I
know everything.

Speaker 6 (01:42:03):
You everything you want to know about Mudang.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Okay, full disclosure. Gina has been so obsessed with this
mood Dang thing. And I had heard the name. I
wasn't quite sure what it was, and then I saw it,
and then she poststuff about it all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
It's an immediate like click out. But I thought everybody
moved on fang. No, No, there's a new one.

Speaker 6 (01:42:24):
No, nobody cares.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
There's a new one.

Speaker 6 (01:42:26):
Nobody cares about that new one trying to make a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
So, yeah, there's there's one. There's one in Richmond, Virginia. Yeah, American. Yeah,
born at the Metro Richmond Zoo last month. Why do
you hate American made?

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
Because it's not a sassy pigmy hippo.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
It doesn't like spitatches anything.

Speaker 6 (01:42:42):
Don't try to bite you, by the way, So.

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
Pigmy, it's in the media, tune out for me, Moodang, Like,
I think part of that. I don't like the name.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
The name sucks bouncy pork.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
Call that pigmy.

Speaker 8 (01:42:53):
Hippos, they only grow full size two and a half
to three feet now it will be about five hundred pounds.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
But yeah, so are we kidding? We could wander around here?

Speaker 11 (01:43:04):
Sure, yeah, hippop, it's pigmy. We have everything a hippo
would need right here.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
Here's a nice story about post Malone. He showed up
at this small bar in Houston on Christmas Eve. He
was with Shaboozie and a few friends, and so the bartender,
woman named Renee Brown, single mom, no other family. She
works two jobs, also homeschools her daughter. At the end
of the night, post Malone went to go pay the check.
His friends and a few regulars had bought all the drinks.

(01:43:31):
He wanted to leave the bartender, Renee a tip, so
he asked her, hey, ring me up for something, even
if it's just like a penny, just so he could
put the tip on there and everything. And then when
she was closing down, she checked the receipt and realized
that he had tipped her twenty thousand dollars and so
he was there still in the bar, so she tracked

(01:43:52):
him down and just started crying. She said, that she's
been struggling.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
This s great.

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
Buy hasn't had a car for two years, so that
twenty thousand dollars. That's a life changing amount of money
for her.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
So sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
And this is the way you do it, folks. You
leave somebody twenty thousand dollars, you make sure that makes
the news. How did he make sure, that's the question.

Speaker 9 (01:44:09):
He stayed, He didn't leave.

Speaker 5 (01:44:10):
Yeah, he didn't hang around knowing that she's probably gonna
post it on social media.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
I think I would write cash and then give her
cash because I wouldn't want my work out.

Speaker 7 (01:44:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
Oh yeah, they're gonna claiming tipsy.

Speaker 8 (01:44:25):
Here's how it happened is he did take a photo
with her where wherein she was able to tell the
whole story on her Instagram. So that's that's a good
job post.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
Yeah. See see he looks like, oh still step a
photo with you? Okay, here's what you write? Yeah this part?

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
Yeah, I get final editorial before.

Speaker 9 (01:44:40):
Send it to myrapy.

Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
Yeah, before you hit se Well, this was an episode
of the TV show Nathan for You where he wanted
to promote a business, so he had like a fake
who was it? Michael Richards come in or I forget
who it was and like and leave a giant tip
because he knows that always makes the news.

Speaker 5 (01:44:55):
Yeah, so that's the way you do it. And you're
right about claiming tips. I remember when I waited table,
he had to put in like you know how much
he made. It was all cash, so of course every like,
oh I made ten bucks tonight, Yeah, top nights, but yeah,
twenty thousand dollars. I don't know what they what the
taxes on tips.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
I'm not worried about the taxes. I'm worrying about the
bar like yeah saying oh well here, we're going to
take ten.

Speaker 8 (01:45:18):
Because that has happened before, where like a manager has
seen a giant tip and caused problems for the server.

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Really yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they're trying to get their cut.

Speaker 5 (01:45:26):
I feel like you would easily win that if you
had to take it to court, you would easily because
it was a tip for your service, but the court court,
but like, oh, you got to share it with everybody else,
everybody else you're working Christmas Eve? How many people could
be this small bar?

Speaker 8 (01:45:39):
Look, no, I don't make The manager will come and say, like,
we don't all that, we can't process that amount or
it's fraud.

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
One more thing.

Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
We were talking about Nicki Glazer in the great job
that she did hosting the Golden Globes while she was
on with the Howard Stern and she was going over,
did you see.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
Anybody you ever heard about the jokes she couldn't tell?

Speaker 5 (01:45:59):
Yeah, the ones that got cut, Yeah, And she put
him what she called the Stern file, like the ones
that you know wouldn't be uh, you know, tame enough
for the crowd on CBS.

Speaker 4 (01:46:10):
And so one was.

Speaker 5 (01:46:10):
Michael Keaton was so great in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, and Alec
Baldwin sadly did not come back to play a ghost
because he was too busy making them.

Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
That's so good. How about this one.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
This is the last time all of you will be
in the same room together until that did he trial.
She also wanted to shout out Adrian Brody as a
two time Holocaust survivor. She did for starring in the
movies The Pianist and The Brutalist, but her gen Z
assistant didn't get it, and she also had one written
for him instead of Adrian Brody. He could go back

(01:46:54):
in time, he would thank baby Hitler for his career.

Speaker 8 (01:47:00):
Yeah, the first one I didn't get the first that
she told that first, No, like a version of that.
She said two time holocauster by that was the yeah, yeah,
actually she actually said that. Yeah, okay, I actually the
tag she didn't put in there.

Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
Uh, here's the other one.

Speaker 5 (01:47:13):
The wild Robot is nominated tonight. And by that I
mean Nicole Kidman after two white wines. That's a safe
enough Yeah, that's she and she thought that she would
actually get like approval from Nicole Kean on that. She goes,
I was just so paranoid about looking over there and
seeing like the face. Yeah, I'll give you, I'll give

(01:47:33):
you one more. Only murders in the building is amazing.
I think it's so cool that legends like Steve Martin,
Martin Short, and Mail Streep are all in. It just
goes to show that you're never too old to still
need money. I mean, why are you guys working so hard?

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
Did you get caught up in the hawk to a
crypto scheme? Oh maybe it just wasn't as good as
coned for. You're never too old to still need a body.

Speaker 8 (01:47:57):
But that's what Greg's always been saying is once you
have a certain amount of money, just stop putting forth effort.

Speaker 5 (01:48:01):
But exactly, yeah, that's a Greg said. At one point,
he said, if he had two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars in the bank, you've never seen me. You would
never see him again.

Speaker 8 (01:48:09):
For the lolo price fifty, you know, he would get
a like a little cottage, Yeah, Dakota or Van or.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
Van something, you know, just chill live on the interest.
That's right, all right, So we got boring him.

Speaker 5 (01:48:21):
We got your birthdays and portal birthdays here for this
Wednesday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
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Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
Say, we're gonna it's shiverard. We're gonna sit beg like
it's Sharday, and you know we don't do what.

Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
I'm gonna start with all the really good people. Number
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Kim Jong uns. Oh you're here, the leader of North Korea.
Menas loves him so much. Where's he been?

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You know?

Speaker 12 (01:48:51):
This week?

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
This whole hot dog at the angle. I didn't hear that.

Speaker 8 (01:48:54):
Well allegedly, I don't know what the sourcing one does.
He's anti he's anti Glizzies because they're two American pollak
no they're very bad.

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
He's a fan. Kim Jong Un is forty one minutes.
Make sure you send them a tech so young. It's
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Everybody, Oh, Gina's favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:49:10):
R Kelly is fifty eight. Now we can go to
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(01:49:44):
Volume one. Okay, she was in Things Your Wife Won't
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Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
It was so nice. Yeah, that's the best way to start.
And then who you forget you go.

Speaker 5 (01:50:06):
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Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
More fun than goner Rhea. I mean I've had Gone
Aerie a few times, and I'd say I haven't had
gone show.

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
Well, that is it for Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:50:36):
Cool.

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Always interested to learn Gina's grad school?

Speaker 6 (01:51:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:51:34):
Love that?

Speaker 5 (01:51:35):
And Speena, what would you do for money? You want
to tell everybody what you have for us tomorrow, what
we're going to be learning about.

Speaker 6 (01:51:40):
Okay. So, because everyone's resolution always seems to be make
more money, right, and I thought, oh boy, this is
when all the scams come out. This is when all
the pyramid schemes. Everybody loses everything. So these are the
worst ways to make money or the best ways to
lose money.

Speaker 4 (01:51:55):
Okay, So we'll learn.

Speaker 5 (01:51:57):
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Speaker 11 (01:52:15):
Please you always have good manners and say please before
telling someone to f off.

Speaker 4 (01:52:22):
That's solid ude, right, yeah, play just friendly.

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
That's like it's it's kind of like saying, with all
due respects. Yeah, oh, after yourself yourself, you know exactly.
I said with all due respects, but bless your heart exactly,
but you know, go after yourself and take care and
take care.

Speaker 4 (01:52:41):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you
so much for give it the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday. Have a
great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch,