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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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text over to two to nine eight seven. Obviously the
fires more on that. One of the things I saw
yesterday and Menace shared it with me as well on
KTLA because one of the things that was happening in
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the Pacific Palisades was that people as they were evacuating,
they were just leaving their cars sit there in traffic.
So they just left their car, didn't leave the keys,
they left the cars and then just walked and got
So there were all these cars that were stacked up
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in the streets, and so they brought it. You see,
they brought in that lay which they had to do it. Yeah,
get the fire trucks up there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now that the comments, of course, you had people in
the comments going, well, they can afford it, so big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Just screw them.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That is not the point. And that's also not the
attitude when people's homes and their belongings and their lives
are all in danger.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
A lot of the people that weren't there, you know,
they don't even live there, but they work in the area,
like their livelihood's gone to Like, yeah, think about that
kind of stuff, idiots before you comment like that.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
And when you're fleeing a fire, you pack your car
full of stuff of your pictures or whatever you're trying.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
To save and take it with you, so if you
leave your car, it's all.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Still in there.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So anyway, they're talking about, you know, all this things
they're happening in Pacific Palisades. One of the KTLA reporters
out there on the street and they see this guy
and they're talking to him, and this guy you know,
comes over and says, hey, man, can I can I
dress something really quick to make make sure everybody knows
what's happening here. And this is this is the man
on the street. Come up to the kt L E report.
What's happening is people take their keys with them as
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if they're in a parking lot.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
This is not a parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
We really need people to move their cars.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
So if you leave your car in Palaces Drive, leave
the key in there so a guy like me can
move your cars so that these fire trucks can get
up there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's really really important.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Thank you, Thank you for talking to deal with live.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Sir.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What's her name? My name is Steve Guttenberg. Steve, you
live in this area.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I live in the area.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
I live right up the hill.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Then, thank goodness that.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
But but I have friends up there right now and
they can't.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Evacuate because it's stuck on palis As Drive. There are
families up there, there are pets up there.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Have you never seen?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Got a lot of crap. Because the fallow up was like, oh,
so I hear you're an actor in the area, and
as Gutenberg is give him, he had his uh what
do they call that ear? Yeah, gets it like that
earpiece for the producers are talking to him, and you
see he puts his like hand up there and kind
of push into his ear so you can hear more.
And he goes, oh, you're an actors, sert now I recognize, No,
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you didn't, Yeah, also who cares.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, it was so nice. He didn't even care.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He's just nice.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Information.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
You know, my husband has a T shirt of a
shirtless Steve Gutenberg and he wears it proudly.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Send a picture.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, I love Steve good Those Police Academy movies were
the ones I wasn't allowed to watch those. My parents
thought they were watching style. Yeah, but so of course
your friend's house.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Your host, witness and I never knew.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Now my parents they were really straight wild stuff like
no caffeine type stuff. No, it wasn't no caffeine, but no,
no the cereal no cool serials.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We didn't get those either.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, no cool cereals.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know, I wasn't allowed to watch MTV O boo.
So yeah, but shout out to Steve Guttenberg, the yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So many people get new cars though, too, Greg, How
lucky are the line? I want to stay off the
top here. I don't know this person, even though they
work in our building. I don't recognize them. I don't
think i've ever met them. If I did, I apologize,
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and I mean no disrespect, but I thought this. I
just want to put that out because we rip on
each other menace anybody here. I was talking about the
prize picks and like I had a rain far between
Josh Allen and Justin Herbert and so in the commercial, yeah,
it says Josh Herbert, like we all do it. But anyway,
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she's doing like these social media news reports for our
our news talk station, and she had like a total
menace report.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's so good. Yeah, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're not getting well. Here, let's see if the listeners
will get here. Here we get again. I don't know
her name. She's probably a very sweet person. Yeah, she
might be the best person in the world.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
But here again.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
AI in Hollywood has been a huge topic of conversation,
and it will be officially illegal to use an actress
voice or likeness using AI without their permission. It will
also be illegal to use a dead actress voice or
likeness using AI without the Est States permission.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What's happening without the Est States permissions? Without the estate's permission.
It's talking about like a dead.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Actor, actress or somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You'd have to get the permission or the licensing from
the estate.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Not the East States.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You don't say state, you don't say.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
The next state, a dead actress, voice or likeness using
AI without the est States permission. The Freedom to Read
Act is going into effect, which prohibits public libraries from
banning books.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Library, They're delicious, the nutritional.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yes, library, libraries, which is how Menace has said it
for years. But it's one of those things you just
he can't say library.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
It's library, which prohibits public libraries from banning books based
on gender, sexual orientation, race, religion, and political affiliations.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I mean, no one's going to libraries anyways, so let's
just say, yeah, here I have some.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Menace to the library. See library, library, Oh library, yeah, library. Yeah,
but most of the time it's a library. The library.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
All right, everybody pause, How do you say it correctly?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Library? Library?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
How do you say the second month of the year.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's second February.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Okay, so you can do it, which prohibits public libraries
from banning books.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, but why is that acceptable? I think people do
say February February, February say February libraries.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No fly, I've seen it.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I've seen people say it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, so shout out to the KFI news reporter Menace. Hey,
they won't let me post on.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
This is the best I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good laws.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, it's realistic.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh you can.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I would love to do that too. The Woody Show,
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's January the eighth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That is Greg
Gory or what menace is here? What is up?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Woody?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
We've got Gina Grad. Good morning, Sammy's here, Morny, we
got sea Bass. Phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
You can also just go ahead and send us a
text if you'd like to do things that way, send
your text over to two to nine eight seven. We've
got one of these conversations and what would you do
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for money?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Conversation? Let it up.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We've got Gina Grad who's going to do a rout
up Gina's grad school for us this week.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And that's all about worst ways to make money.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Yeah, everybody wants to make more money this time of year.
That's a big resolution. So we're gonna help you out.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Or this could be like one of those things where
you're guaranteed to lose money.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Lose money. Don't let anybody fool you.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, doing doing some of these things.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But yeah, so we're gonna have We're gonna have some
of that for you coming up. Uh this, well, the
genis grad school this week. But what would you do
for money? It's a hypothetical thing. Uh, we'll get into that.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's not a serious offer.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So much money.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, speaking the money, by the way, So I've never
considered giving somebody a gift card to be a lazy gift.
It's always appreciated, always value there. But what I do
think is lazy, terrible donations in someone's name. And then
lottery tickets. Yeah, no, I I agree on lottery tickets.
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I know a lot of people dig getting them away.
So this is just a different This is I'm not
This is just a difference of a thing you'll never
get from me, a lottery tickets.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
But for white elephant gifts around the holidays, that's the
one that everybody tries to get.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's one of those things that you spent money on,
But what are the chances that they get anything?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
The time?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's gonna be absolutely nothing, worthless and it sucks you know. Uh,
but here's a question, what if what if they end
up winning? Like, what's the exactly what's what's the proper etiquette?
I saw there was a conversation that broke out on
this and so like the probably like do you owe
anything to the person who gave it to you? I
would say no, No, it's a gift.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
But what if you win, like one hundred thousand dollars,
I give you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
A scratcher ticket, uh huh for whatever it was just
your birthday and give it a scratcher ticket whatever. Let's
say you hit it for a million dollars. Okay, you
wouldn't give me anything?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
No, I probably would.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But if I win, let's say two hundred bucks, I'm
not giving you anything, right, five thousand dollars And there's
a reason I'm saying five thousand. I'll put five thousand
out there.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Would I get you something for five thousand?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
M me?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Like, mate, I would not split it. No, damn.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I might get you a gift that's like one hundred bucks,
like an I bottle of alcohol or something. Yeah, okay,
see that I would be fine with that.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I'm going automatically fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
On a five thousand dollars winner, Yeah, fifty to fifty
I was given to you as a gift.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, yeah, who cares? See? On a million dollars, yes,
I would be a million and above. Yeah, if it
was I would sit down with a gift giver and
have a serious conversation, like, how should we deal with this?
It's a million dollars?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, it's a million dollars you didn't have and then
they helped.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You get it.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Bags agreed, but you already shared fifty percent with the other.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It wouldn't even be a discussion. Yeah, fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
If wood he handed me a scratcher and said, hey,
happy Valentine's Day, you're my Valentine, Ben, and it won
one hundred bucks or whatever, I'm not going to call
Woody and say, hey, we're going to handle this one
hundred dollars. I'd be like, cool, I want a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
But if it was a million, then I would call
it and say I'll tell you, yeah, there was a
million bucks in there, Yeah, what should we do that?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Would you be like kind of riddled with guilt if
you didn't Oh my god, I would be up.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I wouldn't be able to I'd be haunted for the
rest of my life.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So the reason I'm bringing up five thousand dollars because
they used that as this conversation was right, right, yeah,
So it was like, all right, so the hypothetical became
five thousand dollars was the win?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And so here's some of what people said, because of
course I go right to the comments, as you know, right,
split it with the giver, love it, okay. Now, several
people said they would give the giver a cut anywhere
from ten percent up to what Mena says.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Half okay, okay, half.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Is aggressive with five thousand dollars. Why it's aggressive because
five thousand dollars, I mean, it's not like it it's
good money. Yeah, even like at my poorest Like again,
this person purchased you're a better person than I don't
know what to tell the person purchased the ticket for
you and gave you this opportunity to have this money
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that you didn't have found money.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I just wouldn't go half. I'd give them something.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I understand the reasoning, Like people were like, well, just
give them a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm not arguing nothing. I'm certainly giving them something five
thousand dollars. And it also depends, I think, on the person.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, and is there an implicit agreement when somebody gives
you a lotto ticket that if it wins, you give
them something.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
There's not this other person said, pretend nothing happened. Say ah, man,
I lost while folding it up and just put it
in your pocket.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Watch the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
That's lame because maybe the person wants to see you win.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, well, it's not like you're scratching them right in
front of the person.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
A lot of times you are. Yeah, you are. And
if when I give scratchers, I'm praying the person wins,
I don't want to. Yeah, throw that money away. You
want them to win.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Somebody else has pay it forward and you buy them
a lottery ticket.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Nope, no good, I want that.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And then also this one, I depends on the relationship,
Like if it's someone that you like to share some
if it's something that you're not that close with, Like
you got the.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
White elephant thing that you're out.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
From some random co worker who didn't necessarily give it
for you.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
It's just it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's a you know, white elephant thing or it's just
a neighbor.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
But if it was five grand and like you gave
it to me, like I would give you a thousand, yeah, yeah,
as a thank.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You, I'd give you like a thousand and five.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I give you ony ten the final offer.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Eight seven, seven forty four? What it text us? And
tell like, if you won five thousand, how much of
that would you give? If any event you could say zero? Yeah,
I'm just curious. I just you know, five grand? What
the people who listened to this show specifically, yeah, you
listen to other shows, they would ask their audience that question.
They'd all lie yeah, and probably say at least what
men said, if not.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
More, give them the whole chicket.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I would not give more. I would definitely just go yeah, yeah,
the fifty. But what would you do for money? We'll
get into that conversation code of exit. It's just again
silly kind of hypothetical stuff. But they did ask people,
and so it's a good normal by the numbers. We'll
see how you match up kind of we just do
with this. That is next on the Woody Show. Hang on,
oh yeah, oh yeah, will be right back. You think
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the flow Cow News well, the latest evacuation order that
I've seen is for all of Lacagnata Flinting Ridge. So
that's that's that was the latest evacuation order that I saw.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I saw one just literally one minute ago. A new
fire just looks like uh, east of Encino, called the
Woodly fire, but that it came through a minute ago.
I haven't confirmed that.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, and they keep saying that the winds are going
to get even worse throughout the day.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Right, how is it even.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's going to continue? They extended it twenty four hours, yeah,
till tomorrow night, with the winds red flag warning till
six pm tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I didn't even realize sill are how bad that's getting.
And I mean I live in Mission Hills, and when
I got out of the house this morning, I could
smell fire, but I thought, oh, I was like, oh,
that's from like, you know, somewhere else. I didn't realize
it was so close.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So yeah, drive it in. Today, I was all five,
all the powers out to just past the two ten
because the whole two ten exchange has been closed. Yes, right,
but like right as you get into that area, almost
like the heaviest fog you've ever seen, but it's all
smoke yep, and just immediately the inside of the car
just fills with that smell like you're at a campfire.
Put that on recycle and as I got on the
one side, but when you get to the downwind part
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of the area, you look, I was trying to look
back to see like if I could see, like exactly
where the flame. You can't even see flames. It just
looks like a heavy fog at night. And yeah, just
super scared.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Lots of flames visible this morning. Yeah, we can see
it from crazy. Also they're reporting the Tyler fire and
Coachella knew some called a state of emergency. Of course,
the wind storm that we've been talking about sustain winds
they stay between twenty five and forty five miles an hour,
but there's also isolated gusts anywhere from sixty to eighty
miles an hour, and then in the foothills, so the
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San Fernando and San Gabriel Valleys, those gusts were upwards
of eighty to about one hundred miles an hour. So,
like we mentioned, the red flag warning extended till tomorrow
at six pm. National Weather Service they're considering this a
life threatening destructive windstorm, the most destructive we've had in
fourteen years. And they describe it as an atmospheric blow dryer,
which is very accurate with these extreme winds in high
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fire dangers. So cal Addison is warning of possible power
shut offs. They say as many as four hundred thousand
homes and businesses could experience precautionary shut offs and currently
at least two hundred thousand are without power. And I
think we mentioned that nearly twenty school districts in LA
they're closing all campuses today.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, my kids closed, My kids school closed. Just got
the text earlier.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But are they ever going back to school?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
They were in school yesterday.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh so they got the one day.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They got the one day and then yeah, it's because
it's just the fires. Yeah yeah, man sucks, crazy day.
Obviously there's a KFI news updates. All right, welcome back
to the wood He Show. On Wednesday morning, we had
a question because I was I was reading this thing
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about like, oh, you win, what's the etiquette like if
people got like a lottery tickets as a gift, whether
it was for the holidays or for.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Whatever it is, they used to change.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I mean They used the example of five thousand dollars, like,
what's what's the etiquette?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Do you do?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You share that?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
How much?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Men? It said fifty percent, No matter how much he
wins or how little he wins, fifty percent, you know,
but different things like you just put it in your
pocket and walk away. Somebody said, like, if it was
a white elfin thing and I won five thousand on
a scratcher, if it was somebody, I like, fine, but
you know, otherwise, you know it's a somebody who is
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a random party, white elephant thing.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
To put that in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, yeah, they spent a dollar on you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
You don't know their last name.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah. A lot of people are saying, just give them
the cost of the ticket, an insult.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
To buck your investment back.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Let's say hi to Nikki. Hey, good morning Nikki.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Nikki.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hey, all right, what's up? So your friend let you
borrow her car to what go.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
To the casino?
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Right? Yeah? It was my birthday and we were going
to go together and then last minute she got a
booty call and she's like, hate to take my car next.
So I was like okay, So I went to the
casino and I won twenty four thousand dollars, and after Texas,
after Texas and everything, I got to bring home seventeen
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thousand dollars and I filled up her car, and whenever
I got to her, I took her out for breakfast
and everything, and I told her I want some money.
She was like, oh, that's cool, that's cool. And then
I slid her one thousand, two hundred dollars on the table.
I'm like, thank you for let me take her car.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Oh, that's very nice.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Here's how did you land? So you won seventeen thousand,
how'd you land on twelve hundred?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
I don't know, it's just I don't know how to start.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, that's great, very classic.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah that was very sweet.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, here's twelve hundred and forty three dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
She probably freaked out.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh yeah, I meant to give you a thousand. She
freaked out. She did.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
She was like, oh my god, she said, was staying home.
She's like, yeah, it was well.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
She got she got laid yeah, because she left for
the beauty call, right, uh huh and then uh and
then she got twelve hundred bucks on top of it,
and breakfast on a coup of that break Yeah, very nice.
All R Nikki, thank you for the call. Appreciate this.
In the Wardle Show, had yourself a great day rules.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
I think that the secret in that was she didn't
tell her how much she actually walked with.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, well I wouldn't care. One twenty four grand. It
ended up being seventeen thousand here, twelve hundred bucks. Thanks
for letting use your car cash?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Oh hell yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And like marine and breakfast.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Exactly right breakfast?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
So what would excuse me? What would people do for money?
Like if somebody offered you a shot at a billion dollars.
Another way, let's say you'd have to murder somebody greg
you in for a bill, No, for a bill to murder? No,
one billion dollars.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
No, you don't know who sucks who? And you'd never
get caught. How do I know they suck because they
give you a the wrap sheet?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh wasn't there. I'm remembering this now all of a sudden,
there was a couple of a movie. There's a there
was like a red button in a box. Yeah, and
if you push it, somebody dies. Yeah, somebody you've never met.
You get a million dollars or whatever the money was.
But I think it was at least a million. You
get a million, somebody shows up at your door. Hypothetical,
somebody shows over your door. They have this red button
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and they go, look, you push this red button. I'm
going to give you a million dollars. But by pushing
this red button, it means that somebody together that you
don't know, a random, random person will die the box.
And it was like, do you push the button? That
was the question. Do you push the button?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Can you said that you would push the button quick?
Speaker 7 (20:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Would be no, because here's why. The crux of that
whole story is, once you push the button, they come
and they give you the million dollars, and then you
curiously ask them, so what are you gonna do with
this box now? And their answer is always, I'm gonna
go give it to somebody you've never met. Yeah, so
you're going to be next. That's so I would not
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do it. Could be next, I know, but wouldn't the
fear of thinking you're next Because you push the button,
somebody you never met died.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
But at least you have the head.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And they come retrieve the box and then they tell you, now,
we're gonna go give this to somebody you've never met.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You never even got to spend the money, right, everybody
else in the room. For a billion dollars, I would
say absolutely not. But I did have to ask Greg specifically,
because no, a billion.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
To murder, and I would have to physically do it myself.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Right, Yeah, yeah, but you don't.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I don't think I could do it.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Just get like, you know, sniper rifle or something.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Never be caught.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I know I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, let's say you would never be caught.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Never, maybe for this one person that we all know
that we all have. Well there's a few of those people,
but I meant the person the person. I guess under
those circumstances, if you're a horrific person, never get caught,
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not going to prison for.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
A billion, and you get a nice payout billion dollars,
you never get caught. Let's just say there's let's just
say there's like a rifle on a roof somewhere my
mental health, all right, So Greg, let's say.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I don't know, I think you can be pretty relaxed.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
On your yacht.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, check it out again. This is all hypothetical, guys, way,
this is not going to happen, So don't get all
like worked up and upset about it, as if like
we're planning this and we're going to make it.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, yeah, So it's a billion dollars, but somebody brings
you up to a rooftop, blindfolded, sit you down. The
rifle is just pointed into a random crowd and by you,
blindfolded pulling the trigger at a random time. Nope, you
wouldn't have that. You're not getting like you're you'll never
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be caught.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Nope, not doing it.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
A billion dollars because that's one of those things where
it's like you're haunted for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
You can't even enjoy your life.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You could afford a lot of therapy with a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Not enough hear the screams forever.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
There's nothing I want and money can buy that would
get me to do that. I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I honestly wouldn't do it either, because I feel guilty
about the dumbest stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, and you don't want to be tortured, you know,
like mentally.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, because I feel guilty about suff shouldn't even feel
guilty about It's so stupid. Well, according to a new survey,
six percent of people said that they would murder somebody
for a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I thought it would be way higher.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
No, I don't think. I don't think people are that diabolical.
I would hope not, because then you get your money.
Are you going to be proud of what you bought
with it?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Men are more than twice as likely and women to
take that deal.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
You don't say.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Here are some other stats about what people will be
willing to do if the price was right. Okay, so
for ten thousand dollars, would you steal a street sign
or flash a stranger? Now?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Done it for free?
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Exactly. These are not ones that I came up with.
These are just like what they've already asked people. So
we'll see if you're like, you know, normal.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
By the numbers, my friends and I cut down the
street sign and we threw it in a lake.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's like a million times.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I would do it for probably ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Ten dollars, of course, yeah, all right, For ten thousand
dollars to steal a street sign or flash a stranger,
only twenty percent of people said that they would do that.
I think that sounds low. Yeah, myers like the six
percent that would murder somebody for a billion dollars, That
seemed high when I when I read it, honestly, that
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seems loud to me.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well, let's put that question to you, guys. Billion dollars
somebody who's a terrible person. You never get caught a
terrible person?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yes, no women, no children?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Right, I'm good, easy, Yeah, you're like an assassin, a
terrible person.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yes, No, I couldn't do it, rebellion.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't know if I could even watch.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
All right, For one hundred thousand dollars, would you enter Oh,
here we go, let me get a let me get
Morgan on this one on on, hey Morgan, good morning morning.
All right, So for one hundred thousand dollars, would you
enter into a fake marriage which she married, she's been married? Yeah,
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well the guy you were actually dating him though, right,
I was, but I never I don't believe in marriage,
really didn't want to be married. So it was specifically
for his.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Grain card, right, but he was a rando.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, no, no, But for one hundred thousand dollars, would
you enter into a fake marriage? Cheat on your taxes,
steal someone's purse, or and this is the easy one,
perform a sex act on a stranger.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh, all of those together are just one.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, no the way ready, it seemed like altogether, but yeah,
the second one because he says or at the end
for the last one, they get, well, let's have some
stranger sex. Then yeah, exactly, let's take stranger sex off
the list. That's too easy, all right, So like let's
say marriage, let's say enter into a let's keep it
for our purposes. The number on this one's ten percent
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of people will do that. But like for our purposes
here fake marriage, steal someone's purse for one hundred thousand.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Dollars, I'll steal something's purse because the fake marriage is like.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Too long, Well that's pain in the ass.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, I would say your marriage is like that's a
long process. This the purse is just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I would.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I would do the fake marriage over a purse.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, who cares?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Because at least you're helping out the purse that the
fake marriage, right, Like, there's somebody's benefiting from that, someone's
someone's a victim if you're stealing their purpose.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I don't want to steal anyone's stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going marriage, all right, marriage.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You talked that marriage? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Uh? For one dollars?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Would you commit credit card fraud?
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Do you get caught? Yeah, well you're taking a chance always,
by the way, a chance you get caught.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Question.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Obviously there's a
chance that you get caught for a million dollars to
make a credit card for I'm like you.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
If there's a if there's a decent chance, I'm going
to prison, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Okay, that's up for all of it. But you would
even risk it?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
No for a million?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
No, I don't want to go to prison.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Would you punch a stranger in the face for a
million dollars? Would you punch a stranger.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
In the fox like a random sucker punch? Do you
find it to be one of the most uncool things
of human being?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Kill somebody human garbage for.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
A million dollars? I'm saying no to that.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
You say no, really, I would say, okay, I thought
Greg might have done that.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I would punch somebody I know before I punch a
random stranger.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, okay, I think I would punch them and then
maybe pay them, you know. Two thousand dollars. What about
that on the ground smuggle drugs across the border for
a million?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yep, I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
My buddy's girlfriend is long term girlfriend. She went to
prison for that. Her ex boyfriend was bringing drugs and
he said, hey, you need to carry these, I'm gonna
and then they got busted when they came back into
the country and she went to prison.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
That's the fear.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Remember that movie Maria Full of Grace and she that's
what it was about. And she was smuggling it and
she had to practice on grapes because then you have
to swallow the like condom full of drugs. Oh no,
and that thing could burst in your stomach.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
See. I had the opposite. When I saw the movie
Blow with Johnny Depp, I was so inspired.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I thought zero, no, all right, So for a million dollars,
ten percent of people would either commit credit card fraud,
punch a stranger in the face, smuggle drugs across the border,
or star in a porno. Wow.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Can I do that for a million bucks? No big deal.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
For one hundred million dollars, would you do any of
the following? Okay, uh, sell your sperm or eggs without
telling your significant other. Yeah, sure right, you make good
money for some eggs, fake your own death, yeah, take steroids.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Maybe for a hundred million. Yeah, I would beat up
a stranger. Yeah, kick a puffy.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
No, I'll beat up.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
A stranger before kicking a puppy.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
For one hundred million dollars, Nobody in this room would
even consider for half a second.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Visualizing it.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I want to be able to like stomach it.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yeah, every day.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't consider it.
I don't think I would do it, because the same
thing i'd see that, I'd feel so bad. I think
the visual in my constantly. I can't sit here and
tell you that for one hundred million dollars, for a
brief moment, I wouldn't consider considerate.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I couldn't consider it. I would sell my sperm for
three dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, that's all one hundred million.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
How about fifty cents?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
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Speaker 6 (31:27):
So, because everyone's resolution always seems to be make more money,
and I thought, oh boy, this is when all the
scams come out.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
This is when all the pyramid schemes. Everybody loses everything.
So these are.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
The worst ways to make money or the best ways
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