FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 9th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program,
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A good morning, good morning money everybody. It is The
Woody Show. Thursday morning, a pre Friday, January the ninth,
twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here. Go to
some of your valuable time this morning. My name is
what that is? Greg Gory, Good morning, Menace. Happy Throwback
Thursday to you, sir, Happy Throwsday. I do have a

(01:06):
throwback thing for you here at a second, all right, Uh,
there's Gina grad Hey, Hey, Sammy's here. We got Sea
Bass Bort is here holding things down the Woody Show
production department. Morgan our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer
on the job today.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
And you, of course, you have a very important role.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
If you don't listen, we're not here right and uh,
if you're gonna listen, you might as well be.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
A part of things. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
If you got time to lean, you got time to clean,
and yeah, so so be a part of it. Takes
some take some action, be a part of the show
this morning by calling in eight.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Seven, seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
What he is? The number?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eighty seven. Today on the show, Gina's Grad School.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
All right, it's gonna be a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
She's always teaching us about stuff like you do that
food poisoning warm and the serial killers serial.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Killer try to keep people informed.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, so we have both of those. Well, both of
those are available on podcasts. We had Genus Grad School
the topic today because a lot of people are looking
to make more money.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's in the years.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Resolution always everybody's resolutely makes more money.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Make more money.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
So we're going to do is I'm going to give
you the top list of ways to not make money,
aka the biggest money losers.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
You think it's a good idea, I promise you it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Or it could also be ways to guarantee that you'll
lose money exactly right. That news headlines of course for
you today, trending news. And then we have the entertainment
stuff birthday. It's porn of birthday. That's gonna glitter on
this hour here on the Woody Show. All right, so
the throwback thing I had for you, as you know,
menace does love him the chick from full House.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, it's what's your name is?

Speaker 6 (02:42):
No, I was just saying that she was too hot
to go to jail, right, which was which is it's
just sad that weird coming from medas at the time where.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
We didn't know that you were in love with her.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
He never makes he never makes comments like that about hotness.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Now the other person he he loves and has a
crush on is Nelly Fortato.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
And you said that you've I know I said that.
I yeah, I'm a big fan of Nelly for Tato, but.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You you well, No, I'm just saying, uh that you
and I would say some of your wife because this
came up and probably in Las Vegas when we're all
hanging out and having dinner, and kind of turned it
into like I had a sexual desire for Nether?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Was this BEAUTIFU didn't you have her poster or something
I did?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I thought I was a fan of fort I tuget
to that. Yeah, sure, No. I knuck a couple of
scenes into a soccu.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Bed see and there.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's where that's where the conversation went. I'm making a
joke right now. But that's that's not what I but.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
It's no shame. And yeah she's hot.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah you love her and that you got her poster?
She's awesome. Yeah anyway. Uh this was in the New
York Post and the headline is whoa Nelly? Nelly for
Tato poses an orange bikini to celebrate new levels of
self love. And dude, okay, oh that's a full is

(04:00):
she think that's a full figured woman?

Speaker 8 (04:03):
Good?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What do you call that? A plus size model?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Now here's my question. I've never I've never seen her before.
Oh okay, don't I know who she is?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I know her songs? I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't think i've ever seen I know one of
her songs, I'm Like a Bird, Yeah, and one with
timmern Uh, what's what's the one of the turn off?
If you say you know, yeah, do it right?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
What's what's the name of that I don't know I'm doing?

Speaker 9 (04:30):
Yeah, No, you don't know, I guarantee, Greg, there's a
lot more about songs that you know that you just
don't realize.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay, but now the one you just saying, I recognize,
But like.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
She was always like conventionally super hot.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's funny, Like what would they do if they had
a picture of us, would.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Be like, oh whoa Nelly?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, well be prepared to not get a woody woody show.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, promiscuous. I think the name of the song. That's different. Okay, yeah,
this one is different.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You don't have a play you guys. I know I
know that one. I know that one. This is this
is the one that I was that I was talking about.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
You know this one.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I like the song.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
See you're a big fan.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
You didn't know.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm a toad.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
And nice.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah anyway, Uh, Menace also has a beef I do
that he would like to to airs and he's always
got Typically it's it's with some kind of retailer. Remember
is the great Popeyes beef? Which I agree with that
one about the number of sauces that they give you.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Yeah, I bought two meals because I'm a fat ass
for myself, and then I went to get more sauces
like ohry only uh one sauce per customer, I go.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
But I bought.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, so tell everybody about your latest time. I have
a beef.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
And it's always over efficiency Walmart. You're like doing all
this like technology stuff and you're having Walmart Plus and
all these cool things. Sure, but what's up with no
Apple wallet, no digital wallet stuff? Like it is just
weird no Apple Pay. Yeah, weird awkward system. When you
do self checkout where you they have a QR code

(06:30):
on the screen, you have to scan it.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh I've never done that. Yeah, and then you have
to go to the website and pay.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
No, you don't have to do that, well because if
you don't have if you don't have a physical card,
you mean, what are you talking about at Walmart when
you're checking out this because they don't This is their
Apple Pay system, but they don't accept Apple Pay, right, So.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
That's why you got to why you're doing the QR code.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
But I don't do the QR code. I use the
physical credit card. You insert the chip and do it
that way. That has nothing to do with the conversation though.
No talking about the efficiency of having no digital wallet, No,
I do. I do understand that. My point is like,
why don't you have the card on you?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
At them? I didn't have the card?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay in that case, well then I guess what what
else you're gonna do? But like I would if I
had the card, on me. I wouldn't go through that
whole house. I'm on your side. I agree with you, Like,
why don't just do Apple pay the way that everybody
else does.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I would do it the exact same way that you
just said, because I mostly keep my cards on me
and I go, oh, they don't have Apple Bay. I
would just use my car correct. But this is some weird, dumb,
awkward system that I don't understand why they have it.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't think I've seen that.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh, I mean, because you don't use it.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, I believe you.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I just know because I've been going you know they
I know going in that they don't do apples.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
When I'm checking, go see like a big r coat
on there.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
My local grocery store is a self checkout Nazi. They
I would bring up like sweet potato, but you know,
you doesn't have a code or anything, so you have
to manually type in, like type in by name, so
I would write like yam or whatever, and they would
within by the time I got to the letter M.
They're running at me. That's not a yeam, not just potato.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Because people people rip them off like you can get
regular apples, and I forget what they are, or you
can get like honey crisp and honey are like six
dollars a pound, right, and so people will put in
the cheaper one and then way weigh it the honey crisper,
the sugar bee or whatever the hell.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Those things are. Yeah, but mine. They must be looking
at it live through.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's like a Las Vegas casino.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Like, That's why I'm in favor of them putting. Just
put those little stickers that have the little barcode on
the on the bananas, eliminate the middle mass, scan it,
weigh it done totally. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
if you're calling in this morning, be a part of things.
Hit us up with the text. You can send that
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Speaker 10 (08:55):
Show.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
We're in two another new hour activity training Create politically
correct World. It's a pre Friday, it's a Thursday morning.
It's January the ninth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
That's great, gory, Good morning, wood What is you menace?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
What is that Woody?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
We've got Gina, Yeah, high there, Sammy Sea Mass is here.
We got the phones open. Eight seven seven forty four.
What he hit us up with a text over to
to nine eight seven. So are you going to report
menace to HR?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Brings dogme? Yeah, both of them got too.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Why because I.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Needed to bring him in so they wouldn't be alone,
no separation.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
You had a real reason.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a full of transparency.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I live in an area that's pretty close to a
evacuation warning zone and there's ash like falling in my neighborhood.
There's no power, so wife's not home.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Not home, so interesting they're outside, I.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Guess they're in.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
They're in board studio. Are they being well behaved born?

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, they're being great.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't know, yeah they uh.

Speaker 11 (10:11):
Venice has two French bulldogs that are old and fat,
so I don't know that they are. They're not gott
a rampage throughout the office there under the circumstances.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Is this acceptable sea bass emergency situation?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I would say no, but yes, I'm willing to face
the consequence. Yeah, whatever they may be.

Speaker 11 (10:28):
What I'm not going to have abort him to HR
because this isn't just like, hey, I want to have
my doggies around.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
I don't want attention for my coworkers.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I mean a bind that's true.

Speaker 11 (10:36):
He isn't a bind now that also being said, they
could have been left outside with the polled are yeah, okay, no,
it's it's fine, but no, it's they allow it.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
For one, Sea Bass has an axe to grind with
our building because he's got he's got a few vehicles.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
So this is and we've been talking about this.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
He has like, how would you put it when it
comes to the rules, He's got a kind very pro
flexible yea, but when it comes to him, but it
comes to him everyone else. So that's why I wanted
to ask me about menace and the and the dogs
here today, because he has reported at least two other
co workers from bringing their dogs into the office. One

(11:20):
as far is to uh get the whatever email that
got sent out, got a radio mail laminated and then he.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Like hung it up. Yeah, and so it was it
was this whole thing.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
And then you know, now there's a rule here at
the radio station with the garage where everybody parks.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
He's got two vehicles. He's got the cyber truck.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Of course, I got my old sedan and then yeah,
then he's got the the the other car, which why
are you keeping both again?

Speaker 11 (11:46):
Because I don't really I don't know. I don't at
this point. I like having the flexibility. And look when
you had again, when you have a high end, expensive
luxury car like a cyber truck, that's not a daily
driver car, you know.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
That's why you get it, you drive it.

Speaker 11 (12:02):
Yeah, I understand the ball out of control, but you
also have to give thank you, Greg, Like I got
a lot of a pretty nice car.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I drive my car every day every day.

Speaker 11 (12:10):
Yeah, a pretty nice car is different than a high
end excuse when you got a second vehicle that's essentially
for fun or a toy. Like Yes, you see guys
like super nice Lamborghini, Ferraris, Corvette.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
That's right in the same category right there, they call
them Sunday driver.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
That's that's your Sunday driver. Was the total cost that
cyber trug on hundred twenty because the motor? Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Really okay, look, if you want to come in here again,
you want.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
To come in here.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
No, that's not the excuse though, I mean, because like
you don't have a Ferrari. It's not a half a
million dollar car we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Let's get in there.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Uh you have player or whatever. But okay, so the
point being, now.

Speaker 11 (12:51):
That you got what you guys are are not getting
at is that results matter, intent matter is subtlet matters. Okay,
so the situation, the situation tales matter.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
He's been keeping one of his two cars here at
the building in the garage at all times, which is
against the rules of the building. You're not supposed to
leave your car there. And that's they do have something like,
let's say you're out of town, you're leaving from the
office to go out of town on business or whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
You can go to the office of the building.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
And I'm the only one who does this and let
them know that you're a form, you fail at a form,
letting them know that your to day. Look, I'm leaving today,
I'll be back on Tuesday. And they're always cool with it.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
This is my car, this is my life.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
They've been leaving notices for Sea Bass right now for again.

Speaker 11 (13:27):
They've they've been cool with me leaving my either my
cyber truck or my other car here for two or
three months. But I think the problem was during the
during the holidays, it becomes more and I park out
of the I'm not taking up a good spot. I
park way out of the way I do. I do
the good neighborly thing of not causing a problem for
anybody else, which is again is when it comes to
the rules.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, we had two of the three people you sent
to HR and their dog who kept the dog in
the studio with them and didn't bother anybody.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's that's all.

Speaker 11 (13:53):
That's all cute and nice, but that's not the point
of having a no dog policy in an office. It's
not just that the dog sitting there sniffing you and
locking your hand while you're trying to do work. It's
that they should and they poop and they peece so
a dog leaves hair behind. That's why you don't have dogs.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Make that blanket statement. Though if I took my dog here,
she would not poop and peep indoors.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
No guarantee that my dogs, Greg, I understand, that's Greg.

Speaker 11 (14:21):
That's the same argument I have when I see dogs
in grocery stores, which is against health codes. Sure is
that if you ask that person, because I've seen three
different dogs crap on the floor of a grocery store
in person myself, that's disgusting and exactly.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
If you if you'd ask.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
That I saw service dog mess I both saw service
dog at the airport poop right in the middle member.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
They just walked away to even try to.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Clean it out diarrhea.

Speaker 11 (14:44):
And the point being, Greg, if you'd ask that owner
two seconds before that dog did it, is your dog
gonna crap in this grocery store, this airport.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
They were saying, Oh, no, my dog won't. But they're
wrong because they're but.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I'm not wrong. You can't make you can't make the
blanket statement that if you have a.

Speaker 12 (14:58):
Dog, my dog will be in a bag when I
bring her, and you still say, no, she's not even
on the floor to poop on it.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Okay, so let's let's let's focus back on your issue
at hand. So they've been leaving these notices. What do
the notices say that you're gonna be towed?

Speaker 11 (15:09):
No, they say this is a friendly reminder that you're
not allowed to leave your car here overnight.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (15:14):
Now, the point my answer to that would be, well,
I did for months and no one noticed. But because
I am have a nice, super high end car.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Your car sticks out too much exactly, and it gets
pro And there are people who've had cars here for
months and no one noticed or cared because we literally
have two thousand extra spots that never get used.

Speaker 11 (15:34):
So when I leave my car here overnight, it's a
victimless crime. But they also realized not your super high
end cyber truck.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
But they also figured out that you were leaving your uh,
your whatever you have.

Speaker 11 (15:44):
So yeah, I tried to play. I tried to play
by the rule. Old car, my mo Honda Accord, it's
fifteen years old. I played by the rules. I said, Okay,
you don't want to, you don't wanna You're you're hating
a little bit. I see you see me flexing, and yeah,
you hate.

Speaker 10 (15:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (15:55):
So so one day I again, during like like a
Thursday or a Friday, I swapped out and I said, okay,
let's take the cyber truck from side home. And they
then found but I get I parked, didn't take a
good parking spot, parked way out of the way. They
ran around and they found my other car, and they
as they ran the plates or whatever, because they addressed
these notes to me by name.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
They say, mister.

Speaker 11 (16:14):
Davis, reminder that you're not allowed to leave any of
your cars here.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
He's trying to figure out how to get back at them.
He wants this pound of flesh.

Speaker 11 (16:25):
Right, because what they're doing is these are minimum wage.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
As our buddy Adam Carolla says, their minimum wage gilded.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Cage right they put me will never be able to
afford a cyber truck. Right there is jellysmum wage, Mussolini's.
They've got nothing else to do. And I and I say,
although that's the rule. Well, I say, it's a dumb rule.
I say, and there's no one in this building. We
live with a nice building. If someone took their old
junkie car that didn't ran and dumped it for a.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Month, I get it, totally get it.

Speaker 11 (16:54):
But if I want to have an overnight car that's
in one of again the two thousand free spaces, I'm
literally not hurting anybody. You as a building are doing
me the person who pays your salary, Thank you, thank
you company, and they're employing me and I make them money.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
So let me ask you a question. They do offer
assigned spots, that's what in the garage.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Okay, so my question because by the way, there are
fifteen different station vehicles that live in this garage.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
But I'm sure that's part of the least.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I just like to have that permission.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Just give me that.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
I'm a station vehicle. You got to get it wrapped.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I'm not sure that just getting the reserve spot, because
they'll probably charge the full monthly rate plus the reserves.

Speaker 11 (17:40):
A certain executives and't certain on air douchebags have reserved spots.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah right, that was not aimed at me.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
By the way, nobody.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
On this show needs one. There's literally nobody in the ground.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
The only part of that sucks though, now that this
has come up, Like, you know, been in this building
for the past ten years and I never gone and
filled out that people were just cuddly in my car
here because I have all all appreciations with Craig and
following the rules. It doesn't matter because again we have
so much extra space.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
But I do it because for selfish reasons, because I
think I have such bad luck. I'll be the one
dude that gets back from a business trip and my
car's gone.

Speaker 11 (18:17):
It's funny, great because after they started leaving the notes
on my cyber truck again after two months of just
not noticing it.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, I saw.

Speaker 11 (18:23):
I walked around and they did leave like one or
two other notes on other cover their track they had
to cover their ass because they don't want to look
like their profiling and being prejudiced with.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
SCHAF So you won't accept change because it's a waste
of time. But then you walked around the garage to
see if they left notes on other cars.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Well, I didn't have to walk that far out.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I was just looking on the floor that I was on.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Because when I park, and I also, yes, also I
have a grind. My gears are grinded.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
It's the only parking lot in the freaking country where
the car chargers like, let's say we get here super
early in the morning, three AM and I start charging it.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
The car hasn't completely charged yet, but they go, by
six am, we're gonna start charging you a parking fee
because yeah, our garage, I already have a monthly parking here.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
They don't want you just to sit at the charger.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Yes, but every charger in the freaking country, after a
car is completely charged, that's when they start charging your fee.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
It automatically just starts charging your feet.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Minister's still charging has a good point, and I went
to them and I talked to him multiple times about that,
and they go, it just is what it is.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
What do you mean.

Speaker 11 (19:34):
That's my point here, exactly is you have stupid people
running because I guess our building pays a separate company
or they have a separate op whatever it is, we
have stupid people running the parking here. Which, by the way, hey,
if you're listening, your job could be done by literal a. Literally,
any monkey is a good person who's smart would say,
would say what Mena says, So, why are you double
charging me? I'm already paying for the electricity. Why are

(19:54):
you charging me for parking? When I'm an employee here.
They'd say, Oh, you're right, that is a dumb policy.
Let's change that. I'm gonna I'm gonna take a proactive
step and make sure that you menace are served properly
because I'm here to serve you. They would come to
me and they'd say, oh, see, Bass, you're parking these
nice cars here, and sometimes they're here overnight one or
two nights.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
That's fine. We should change this policy to where maybe
it's it's a week. You know, you get to park
your car here for a week, so that people like
Greg don't.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Have to stress on free come.

Speaker 11 (20:18):
Exactly, because we have so much extra parking and if
it becomes ridiculous. But what we're doing by going around
and running and writing these notes that really are or
meaningless or or charging extra money, this is we're making
the people who work here, We're making their lives harder
when our job should be to make their lives better. Yes,
so your quest is noble, Yes, exactly what I'm trying

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to teach you how to. We're not recognizing what a
hero you want.

Speaker 12 (20:43):
Are you not robbing this business essentially by parking overnight
and not paying for it, because that's not what you're parking.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
You've only had one parking spot paid for, and then
when you're here you have two cars in the garage.

Speaker 11 (20:57):
I think the point being is that it's not like
I'm not robbing them. That's a that's a fair question, Sammy,
because we have so many extra spots, and we fired
so many people in this building. We have so many
like our lease is probably for the four someone just

(21:18):
wasn't there an update that it wasn't there an outdate?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hold on? Hold on, I mean your parking pass, your
key and allows you to bring in multiple vehicles. Now
has that changed?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
One has changed? So that so that's a good Pointments actually.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Want to be.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, you could drive a different vehicle to work each day,
that's fine, but you don't have them. You don't have
your fleet of.

Speaker 11 (21:38):
Vehicles changed six months ago to because let's say we
had a let's say Jerry O'Connell comes in. It used
to be where I could I could already be here
and he he drop it to the gate. I buzz
him in with my pass and you buzz him out
so I can bring in as many cards. But now
they change that because again they're they're they're coming after
was in validations, Sammy and I learned that the hard way.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
But they changed that net where it's one in, one out.
So and I've learned that myself.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
So it knows when you get here in the morning,
you use your card, you park your car right, knows
that you haven't left. Correct answer.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I don't know why because they're they're they're chasing a
problem that does not exist.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Well, they want their money, but what is there?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Like what money does that? Does that not? That could
be a good answer to our question, Jane, persecuted victims,
is that into who's getting this money?

Speaker 11 (22:26):
Well, it's because this building is so empty and they
have and there maybe they aren't making a lot of
money from the from the leasing there, so they're they're
they're hounding us, good honest citizen, the heroes.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Why are we persecuting Chris?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (22:44):
I that's the card person, correct, correct?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I know where he's going with this.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
But go ahead, yes, oh you know where I'm going
with this. So you'll you'll sit there and and bust
people and give people all kinds of craft because the
shopping car. And yet you have really ugly cyber truck
that has absolutely no purpose whatsoever, and you leave it
there all the time as a status symbol. And and

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yet and yet you won't move it.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I do move it, like we can?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Go ahead?

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Kind of not because they can't follow the rules.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
And what I'm saying is trying to get people to
do the right thing. Hold on, he's still.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Going right, Well, I know you do the right thing
and move your car because it's not your parking lot
and not your building.

Speaker 11 (23:39):
Here's the point is that my car, like I said
it does, is a victimless crime if it's here for
an extra day a week or two days a week,
because it is it literally is in nobody's way. When
I park it down way out of the way. There
are fifty spots on every single side that are and
will remain empty probably till the end of time.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Look, I don't disagree with that, but on my way
to work, if I'm the only car on the road
and I roll through stop signs and run a red
light or two, there's nobody out there, I consider that
a victimless crime. Should I never get a ticket for that?

Speaker 11 (24:09):
I would say, if you're like a rolling stop late
at night through a stop, I do it all the
time coming here because there's there's a bad light coming in.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
That just doesn't That's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
There's there's a bad like I know that for three minutes,
and yeah, again, I will wait, I'll sit there, I'll wait,
I'll triple check those crosswalks, and I'll roll through.

Speaker 11 (24:25):
And I got busted right now, Gina, that's and you
could explain that to the police officer. But again it's
it's kind of a again, victimless crime. I don't hate
that as much.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Okay, So either get the second uh parking pass for
the building or gets people fired, or couldn't you get
see or couldn't couldn't you get a second spot?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Like where you live.

Speaker 11 (24:45):
Well, that's the thing is, that's what they're This is
only going to be a problem for about another week
because at my new place I will get a double spot.
My old place I had a double spot, but they
moved me to a single spot. But yes, this is
and again this, this was not a problem with this
building for a good two months until the holidays and
somebody just had again some parking due She's like, hmm, well,
I hate number one.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
I'm a hater.

Speaker 11 (25:05):
I gotta hate and number two. I guess I gotta
do something because they have nothing to do here all.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Day and during the holidays.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Bio texting and sea bass the epitome of rules for
thee not for me. No, But that's the point I
got to say as a fan of cart and Arks,
I am a fan of cart Arks. But he gets
really but hurt about the rule.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
Again, that's the difference. You guys are very stupid who
are comparing this to cart and Arks, because carton Arks
is not about a rule. It's about a suggestion. It's
about a consequence most places don't have. And people have
yelled this at me when I bust them on Cardnarks.
Where's the rule that I have to return my cart
exactly the opposite, stupid. It's not a written rule.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
It is a social contract, and it is an obvious
consequence that you can see. When I leave my cart
in a parking spot, that's an obvious problem for the
next person who wants to pull in that spot. When
I leave my car, When I leave my car way
out of the way in a different level than anybody else, that.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
Is maybe one other car in it. It's also been
there for months. That is not a consequence to anyone else.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay's a bottom line. Are you reporting menace or not? No?

Speaker 11 (26:02):
You have one day on the dogs find a new home.
This is an act of God sort of thing. But also,
as Gina said, what happened to doghouses?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah, take a take a lesson snoopy man story.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Thank you, Thank you, Chris. I appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I know the whole part.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Stud Okay, all right, right.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
A lot of people go and ad hominem on the text.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Of the person who lost the argument. We're gonna take
a quick break. We got some more what he showed next.
Hang on, after the sales department takes their monetary piece.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Of flesh and blood, what do you show back in
the bit.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
And now back to show, all right, So who wants
to learn a little something?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
All right, we have a round of Gina's grad school,
and we've had a couple of different topics before we
learned all about serial killers.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yep, sure did.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
We also did a deep dive the last time.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Around on food poisoning leading into the holidays.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Is a get around Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Right yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
And now we're talking about because in the New York
I just saw a stat when it comes to goals
for New Year, a new survey shows that a majority
of people want to better their financial situation. It's every year,
it's like that new rate. But twenty six percent plan
on improving their financial literacy. Close to half plan on

(27:35):
partaking in no buy challenges like I'm having a no
bye week December, you know, like what is it sober October?

Speaker 10 (27:43):
Right?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
No by November?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, no by November whatever. So they're they're looking to
cut back on these different things. Now, you might be
tempted because there's a lot of these like get rich
quick type opportunities out there, and that's what Gina is
really going to get into.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
These are the.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Worst ways to make money or in some of these situations,
guaranteed way for you to lose money.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah, truly, And I know a lot of people do
a lot of these things. So please, I beg of
you to just reconsider if this is something that you're into.
I have a list of six of them, and uh,
let's just get into it, all right. So the first
one multi level marketing, otherwise known as pyramid schemes in disguise.

(28:23):
So let's kick things off with this one, because this
is the big daddy of all money losers, multi level
marketing or MLMs, we'll call them MLMs.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
These are companies like.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Amway, Herbal Life, Mary Kay, Young Living, Primerica, and.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Literally Hampered Chef, yes literally.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Up until last week beach Body, who I know we're
all familiar with, right, So, by the way, who are
allegedly I would just like to say, allegedly on all
these companies.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
No, it's not allegedly. That's what they are, all right,
that's how they're they're multi level marketing company.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, I mean that you you need recruits.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Well, she's saying guarantee to lose money, So I'm just
saying you're right.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
I'm glad you said that.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Only point four percent of people make money. But I
guess that's not everybody.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yes, technically not everything.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
So it's according to the So what you're saying is
there's a chance you're not pustling enough. Yeah, they're just
doing it wrong.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
According to the FCC, ninety nine point six percent of people. Again,
ninety nine point six percent of people lose money in
MLMs since most of the commissions only go to people
at the very top of the pyramids. What were the
examples again, Mary k amwayr Life, Young living, pampered chef

(29:37):
by America.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
And you have to buy the merch yourself.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Right, Absolutely so.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
In fact, the FTC says that the vast majority of
people who did MLM received about one thousand bucks or
less per year, which is less than eighty four bucks
a month.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
But they don't want you to know that.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
They just want you to get all psyped up in
these team meetings, these zoom calls, like chicks like this did.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
This is the clip?

Speaker 7 (30:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (30:03):
All right, have news for you. The only person that
can prove you wrong is you, not anybody else. Grab
your and remember who the fuck you are. Every time
you hold yourself back, every time you get in your
way and don't send an invite because of what your dad's, mom's,
sister's dog walker.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Might think about you.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
Who bitch, wow, how bad do you want it?

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Let's work?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh wow motivating?

Speaker 12 (30:25):
So you can just go to those and feel bad
about yourself and if you fail, it's your fault always,
So why is the money so bad?

Speaker 5 (30:33):
The programs typically focus on recruiting new members more than
actually selling products, So this is called your downline for
people who aren't so people who are above you are
your upline. Below use your downline, and this creates an
unsustainable business model since there are only so many people
you can recruit underneath you. There's a finite number of
humans on the planet. Plus you often end up spending

(30:54):
more on greg your inventory and operating expenses than you
make back. So for a lot of these companies, they
just want you, the the salesperson, to buy the product.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
They don't care whether you resell it to somebody else
or not.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's how the girl scout cookies, by the way, Yeah,
because they make the girls buy all the cookies up front.
Is that a new thing or yeah, it's a relatively
new thing.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Like my girlfriend just said that too.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
We had to do that, like our our daughter's last
year of doing the cookie thing. Well, we had to
buy them all up front. That's wow. Yeah, so people
would underbuy and then if you needed more to sell,
then you can go to these distribution centers and pick up.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
More tag alongs. It was, Yeah, here's what some people
got hit.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
But some people were ambitious and they got stuck with
cookies at whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Five bucks a box, a bunch of cookies.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
So could your daughter theoretically charged six bucks a box instead?
I mean she bought them?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I mean, good, good, good question. I really don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I wonder if the girl scouts cap it?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
You know, well, by the way it's it should be
also noted that MLM faced tons and continue to legal
scrutiny for resemblement resembling illegal pyramid schemes. And if you're
interested in more on this, I have been listening to
this woman for years, this woman, Roberta Blevins. She was
one of the ones that got caught up in the
Lula Rowe stuff. She has an amazing podcast called Life

(32:18):
after MLM. I've heard every episode and don't come for me, people,
because I know some people love their MLMs.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I that's that's that's your business.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
I'm just saying, if this is something that interests you
that you're being pressured to get in on, please think
twice ninety nine point six percent of people.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
That's a crazy stat. I knew that a lot of
people didn't make money. I didn't think it would be
that Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
And you're just caught. It seems like you're constantly getting
yelled at, dude.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
So why I told you. My buddy's wife she was
doing one of those things. I don't know, I don't
remember exactly which one was. It was cosmetic related, might
have been an Amway or mary Kay one of the things. Anyway,
so she would send these things out to like, you know,
our friends, family people, and she'd get all these orders
and they'd order all the stuff every month, and then
she wouldn't send the invoices to the people, so she

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would deliver the stuff, but she felt guilty your back
asking them for the money for it. And so my buddy,
her husband, was going, what are you doing.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
You're buying all this stuff and giving it away. It
is supposed to be a job. You're losing money.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
What are you doing in the company doesn't care. Oh
and don't forget those like sex companies like the sex
Toy Party. Yeah, like pure romance. So I don't know
if they are or anymore, but like those kind of stuff.
You go there and I thought it was like just
like a fun party and I'm like, well, you're trying
to get me to buy a ball.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Gag or what? What are we?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
What did you think you were going for? It's like
those parties.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Yeah, I didn't know what was going topperware one of
the og right, one of the.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I'm saying, like that's what they want. They want all
the hey girls, Yeah, get your friends together. You can
host a Yeah, you can host a dildo party. Yeah
what do you think you were going there for it?
Diy'll do each other.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
I don't know. I guess an orgy gift.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
But you know what, you know because a lot of
husbands are against these and a lot of that sounds sketchy.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
One of the big phrases and a lot of MLMs
is you want to do this to retire your husband.
I appreciate you when you retire.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Him, but yes, high in the sky baby, yeah doesn't it? Well?
Professional husband is one.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Of your roles dream.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
So let's go to the next one.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
This one's a little a couple next ones are a
little quicker, paid online surveys, which I absolutely have looked
into in my leaner days. This is an easy money myth.
Next up, this is what we have to tackle. So
there are a few genuine survey sites out there, but
most offer a teeny teeny tiny compensation for a huge

(34:42):
chunk of your time. So you might pocket a dollar
or two per survey, but you can't withdraw that money
until you reach a certain threshold. So you're kind of
like indentured to keep doing these surveys until they let
you pull your twenty five dollars out or whatever.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
OK.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Yeah, I'll be like, oh, take a ten minute survey.
You paid a dollar, right and then and then the
next one is like half hour survey a dollar.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I've looked into them.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yeah, and again you can't even get the money out
until you do. However, many and some of these sites
also sell your personal information to a third party and
our scams them self and never pay out, So that
is not the way either.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I do love doing a survey, though.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I know you want to know what I think, even.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
When I have to call like a credit card company,
and then it says before you talk to that after
the call, would you like to do a survey? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, better if they have the recording of it, says
to take a survey after this call press one. I'll
say no to that. But if I get on the line,
they go human ass They said, would you like to
take it? I'll sell you yep, and it goes well,
that'd be all for you today. Here, I'll transfer you
to the say thanks for taking the cool hang out.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Click so lied, but I will if they're really really good,
I will talk to their supervisor because I like to
give them a little shout out make them feel good.

Speaker 12 (35:58):
Yeah, I feel bad when I don't do the survey
because it matters for them on there, you should do
the service.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Say does this help you? Okay? Fine? Uh.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Social media hacks, let's talk about this one. Buying followers
or bots to boost social media engagement helps sell whatever
product you have. This is tempting, I get it, but
it's very risky. Well, it may temporarily inflate your numbers.
Fake followers obviously don't add any real income because they're
not real.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
They're events.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeahs aren't buying your makeup. Yes.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Plus, social media platforms are getting better at detecting these,
penalizing you for buying bots. You could even get suspended,
you could get banned. And for lasting success we all know.
And you want that genuine cash flow. You got to
focus on the real audience and you got your good content,
your genuine interactions with people online. Even though the process
is obviously slower, it builds that loyal following. It makes

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people support your brand. They're not just a bunch of
fake ghosts. Oh yes, very good. Oh yes, heartheart, that
doesn't move the needle. And you could get this one.
I didn't know was so prevalent. I'm naive. Can we
please talk about online gambling for a hot sex?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I know, we got to email that right now.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Greg, I know you're a fan.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well of the fake gambling.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Oh yeah, he only likes a slot digital slot shoe.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Yeah, but Greg, if he knows he can't make.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Money, I've been tempted to do the real online Well
I'm not talking about like sports betting.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
No, that it's completely different.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Greg has spent money on the fake stuff I have
that you can't even win.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
That's exactly what I'm talking about and I have a
girlfriend who will text us in.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
The middle of the night.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
I just want twelve hundred dollars on online betting or
you know online you know casino. But I spent forty
five hundred, right, girl, friend? So this is a sixty
five billion dollar a year industry. Major consequences for people.
Here are a couple of fast facts. Worry about the
debt situation with these online casinos. Estimated twenty three million
Americans go into debt because of these. Around twenty percent

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of all bankruptcies are linked to this problem. For compulsive gamblers,
over twenty percent file for bankruptcy and the average okay,
quick question for you guys, a little round the room,
average gambling debt per gender, So how much do you
think women rack up in online bankruptcy? I'm sorry, debt?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Three thousand?

Speaker 6 (38:18):
Okay, yeah, I was about to say three thousand, and
say five I would say more than dudes.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Incorrect, all of you. Fifteen thousand, Now try the men.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Uh, twelve thousand, okay, eight thousand, ten, I'm already wrong,
So I'll say one dollar.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I'll take the price direct.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Five thousand, wow dollars.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Wow, Craig, I couldn't sleep.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
And of course these debts cause anxiety and depression, big
RIfS and relationships, and since a lot of them are unregulated,
they make you very vulnerable to hackers and scammers. So please,
please please think twice about that being the way you
make your money.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
We have two more. You want to knock them?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Matter? Okay, let's take the break, come back, you can
give us the other two, all right, Gina's grad school.
The worst way is to try to make money, as
you've already heard a bunch of examples, we have two more.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
This is no.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
All right, So we let you know last night on
all the station social media that alter Ego has officially
been canceled. And because of the ongoing situation with the
fires and everybody's stretched really thin, and obviously being that
all the people that are staffing this thing, whether it's
people at the venue or people here at the radio

(39:34):
station and the crew whatever, you know, people all so
many people are affected by it in one way, shape
or form.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Not to mention, it's just it seems, yeah, it seems like.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yeah, insensitive, you know, to h to have.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
So it's not been postponed, it has been.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Canceled and if you bought tickets for Alter Ego, you
can get a full refund beginning at ten am this morning.
Is when they're opening up for refunds starting at ten
am this morning.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
We have all the details.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
If you go to alt ninety eight seven FM dot com.
That's all ninety eight seven FM dot com. We got
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Speaker 1 (40:14):
Woodie.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. Uh Gina's grad school. The worst ways
to make money. I mean, I've had some dumb jobs,
like you know, I did the telemarketing thing for a minute.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
That sucked. Oh yeah, that's the worst job I've ever
Like Kanye.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, I did fast food that sucks.

Speaker 11 (40:37):
The fast food could like that leavest us up, you see,
like the guys who work at Chick fil a and
are making six figures as a manager in and out.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah yeah yeah. Oh my son, My son applied for
a job at in and Out.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Okay, okay, well they make coins and.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Then he he got denied. Oh no, and I said,
we're not moving forward the application. And I looked into it.
It's like, dude, you're not sixteen, Oh you're fifteen to
when he when he I was like, man, this kid's
getting turned down for in and out.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
He may have a problem. You're not living in my house.
Well he's just too young.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
So like the automatically right away, just you know, disqualified,
you can reapply.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
That'd be a that'd be a good job. I had
a Little Caesar's job. Obviously, I've mentioned it many times.
I had so much fun when he has turned out
for Little Caesars. Then start worrying.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, no, you know where he did apply and he
had an interview as a Habit Burger.

Speaker 11 (41:29):
Oh love the habit There are certain places where like
they just like Habit Burger, getting Chick fil a Trader
Joe Joe Trader.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Joe's great. Like that's a good job to.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Have job, good work environment. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, And he's had a great experience working at Magic Mountain. Yeah,
that's that's been good. But right now it's the hours
are too inconsistent because the off season, right, and so
he just wants a little bit more consistency.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
And I respect that he's only fifteen, and he's like,
how do I make more money?

Speaker 7 (41:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
And he sells stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
All That's what I'm saying like this kid's already got
a you know, my daughter, now I think is gonna
be my problem. Yeah, when it comes to like, you know,
get out of my house. Yeah yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
She's not going anywhere. She's not going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Well, she can go with my wife somewhere else, like,
or I will get a place. I said, like you
you raise your kids to a certain point. And if
she wants to enable this, you can still live at
home forever. Go get your own place, or I'll get
my own place.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
That's even better.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Get married, Yeah, go get married, Go live with your boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I don't want that either.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
No, that's the whole thing is though.

Speaker 11 (42:34):
You got to give her like a job cleaning, like
at the cafeteria at the hospital. So she's meeting doctors
all day. So then the great she does get married,
it's you know.

Speaker 10 (42:42):
But.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
That's who the doctors are looking for.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Three one else says my son had three interviews in
and out, still trying you.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Can discerning she could be a doctor's second wife. Gina,
Oh true.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah. Anyways, people out there.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
I mean, even I wanted a job, I couldn't wait
to be able to work.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I want to have my own money.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, just don't get competent stuff that Gina's talking about me, so.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Gina's grad school.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Worst ways to try to make more money or make
money at all? Yeah, even lose money was what was
the stat on these multi level.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Marketing ninety nine point six people in multi level marketing
lose money, of lose off, TC, lose money.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
We've done that.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
We did paid online surveys, we did buying bots online casinos,
and now we have the final two.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Work from home sounds great.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Plenty of ways to do it, stuff like envelope stuffing,
data entry.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Jobs's secret shopper. Yeah, mystery, Yeah, mystery shopper.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
But the problem is that the promised work often doesn't
exist or pays way less than you think it does.
And these scams often involve fraudsters creating fake job listings,
They exploit unsuspecting job seekers, and they want to steal
your personal information. Scammers may impersonate legit companies to gain
trust and now here I want to help you out.

(44:07):
Follow these steps to see if a remote job is legitimate.
So skip it. If it obviously sounds way too good
to be true, if there's basically no information on the
company online, if a second contact, can't confirm the legitimacy
of the job offer. You know, no other phones work,
if there are warnings and lots of bad reviews online,

(44:28):
if you have to pay to work there, if you
have to pay to train there, or if it's a company,
and this is my favorite that offers full time pay
for part time work, that's not real likely one of
the biggest work from home scams. I had no idea
medical billing. So here's how this works. The scammers will

(44:49):
require you to pay for training, for software for client lists.
They'll give you outdated information, obsolete client lists.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
You're chasing ghosts exactly.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
They make it possible for you to actually perform this
or make money, but they sell it all to you
and then their job is done. Meanwhile, legit medical billing
requires a lot of training and a lot of.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Knowledge, which I would have thought.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Exactly scams, and they just gloss that over making it
seem simple. Finally, I don't know if you know anyone
who has done this. I know multiple people who have
done this with varying results. Do you guys know anyone
who's ever done a paid medical trial?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yes, yes, we do.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Like overnight and like to stay the exactly well, we
know they sell their plasma. So participating in clinical trials
for money can have a couple of downsides, and before
you do it, let's just go over them for context.
About five percent of American adults have done this, and
the average money someone can make by participating varies, but

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it's typically around three grand.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
But that's it.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Then you're done, and then you might have some serious
consequences afterwards. The most common clinical trials are for cancer,
behavioral disorders, endochronology, heart studies, and nervous system diseases. And
some of the more unusual ones are stuff like beasting pain.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Oh yeah, I've seen some of that stuff that we're testing,
like different repellents.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, and have you put your arm with all the Mosquitoeseah?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Just get bit up. Uh, you gotta be hard up
for that.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Oh yeah, speaking of that, a certain allergy to a
certain male byproduct.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
That's a study and a sleep study.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
There, Greg, I'll do that face repeatedly. Come on, you're good.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I guess we've got to try again.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yeah, what about this one?

Speaker 4 (46:48):
At a lot of sleep studies.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
One that keeps you locked up for thirty days and
in bed for seventy two hours at a time in
a windowless room.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I feel like we might be.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I'll stay away from those things.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Yeah, we got health risk, you got time commitment issues,
uncertainty of the treatment.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Please please be careful.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
All right, Well there you go. Gina's grad school.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Everybody, this is.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
All right.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
So this thirty two year old guy in Wisconsin is
in the news today, arrested after he was caught in
masturbating at the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
And again Greg says it all the time.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, you can't just wait X amount of minutes until
you get home.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
No, you do it in the car, you do it
at work. Well in this case, wiggy, oh huh. One
of the employees there thought the guy was trying to
steal something, but then they realized that he was tugging.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
It steal a sigh And then they watched as he
dropped a load on the floor and then left.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
What Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
The cops they were called. They were able to identify
the guy get him in the custody. He was charged
with one misdemeanor count of lewd I lascivious behavior disgusting
first of all, cum quat, Yeah, I was that was
the most unapathetic.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
I saw it.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
I thought, that's a joke, right, and no, it's a
real thing.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
And then when somebody told me that was a real
it's a piece of produce.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
It's like a fruit, right, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
And then one of those things I'd never noticed until
after I heard about that. I was at the grocery
store and I saw him there, cum quats who I mean,
just name alone.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
I'm out.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
It's bad, unappetizing, unappetizing. I'd love to know what ale is?
His turn on aisle?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I know what gets some got was it the butcher?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Was it cereal?

Speaker 8 (48:36):
What?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Cereal Isle? I look Captain Crunch right in the eye.
There's something I maintain eye contact.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
But the captain was a little DeBie.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
The steak, Yeah, steaks, or maybe the frozen seconds, the.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Frozen all the hot lobsters.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Also, we were talking about the people on the planes,
the Jet Blue flight stuff that you had in the
trying these headlines. Uh, someone just got themselves banned from
ever flying on United Airlines again. It was a flight
from San Francisco to the Philippines. It was about four
hours into the flight. Of passengers sound asleep in business
class when another man got out of his seat and

(49:15):
started peeing on him.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Why do people do this?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
So the golden shower obviously woke the guy up. He
was soaked in the guy's pee from the stomach down.
The flight attendants they gave him some pajamas to change into,
and then the peeing guy was begging them not to
press charges, but he was arrested as soon as the
flight landed.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
What did you expect I am like to go out
on a limon say this is ambient and yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Maybe ambient, Yeah, for sure, sleepwalking, this is ambient.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Yeah, people do some crazy stuff on ambient. Yeah, this
is the one.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, but could that be a legit excuse, a medical excuse.
I was sleepwalking and I was on ambient. I didn't
know what I was doing.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Don't bathroom.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, I'm putting this under the headline of I don't
care the reason why, the reason why you did it.
There was just a video I saw yesterday online as
some guy he had missed his flight and he was
pounding on the door inside the terminal, throwing stuff at
the glass. Then he ended up getting out and down
onto the He's running across the tarmac like well he
has a mental health condition, and he was triggered at

(50:17):
TSA by I'm.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Like, I don't care, it doesn't matter, Like, let's not
make excuses for the guy. Did he do this?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yes, So whatever happens to him, whatever, you know, what
the consequences is, what the consequence is about.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
How about this?

Speaker 4 (50:29):
You know Joe Biden, he is a rapper slash podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
You know Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Joe Buden. Yeah, he was just in the news because
he's notorious for sleepwalking, and he was sleepwalking and he
started ringing the doorbell, knocking on the door of his neighbor,
completely naked, sleepwalking and now there's charges being put against
him for that.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Huh Okay, I'd be sympathetic to that, Like, look, I'm
a nude sleepwalker.

Speaker 11 (50:58):
Right yeah, yeah, but he he previously he had lied
about because he got kicked out of his complex, right.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
I don't know if he The follow up is that
I think.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
He had said some story about like he was being like,
where does he that he's living in an apartment complex?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I thought he had money.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
He does, like luxury like it in New York City
where Okay, okay, yeah, I say.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
It sounded yes, less elegant.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
No, because they call everything apartments there because they are
apartment because there, they don't call him condos.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
No, I understand. I wasn't thinking like New York. I
was thinking like a place where you.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Know, yeah, random apartment.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, he's living in the garden style apartments across from
the liquor store.

Speaker 11 (51:39):
But if you have that problem, then it's like, how
do you like if I I don't want my neighbors
to see me naked sleepwalking, how do I.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Say you would lock your lock yourself in?

Speaker 13 (51:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I guess I.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Burned myself sleepwalking espec. Looking for cookies.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
When I was a kid, they were doing some remodeling
in my house and then so the heaters didn't have
come on them, and previously in in the evening, my
mother was making cookies. I went to sleep, and then
apparently I woke up and I was sleepwalking and saying
I was looking for cookies, and I ran into the heater.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Apparently I was six years old when this happened. I
think I mentioned this story before. My mom stopped me
because I was about to pee in the oven. Oh
my god, I'd gotten up and sleepwalking and I was
about to you know, I guess try to go to
the find the bathroom, but I ended up walking into
the kitchen, as we lived in this really small, one
bedroom apartment, and I guess I walked in the kitchen
and my mom's going, what do you what are you doing, honey?

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And I wasn't speaking, and and then I started like
going to like take my wien around and she said
I was about to pee in the oven. Okay, So
with all that, I was standing in front of the toilet,
I guess. So with all that, I was six, with
all these stories shared.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
What about the guy on the plane.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
He actually peed on somebody? Yeah, but I mean if
there might have not have been malice behind it, it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
You're we automatically because we could prove that you actually
peed on somebody.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
You can't prove to me, Oh well it's because I
was on ambience whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, but we.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Automatically, like this guy just randomly just went up in
a plane and he wanted to do that.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Right, What if your mom banned you from living in
the apartment, she could have.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
She could have brought me to the fire apartment, put
me in that box. Well surrender, Yeah, save surrender box.

Speaker 11 (53:23):
Remendous. I think the point is that he knew that's
a possibility. And you can't put other people in your
line of fire if you know that's a possibility.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
When you're on ambient, you can't. You can't, like I can't.

Speaker 11 (53:33):
I couldn't take a weed gummy and walk in here,
and well he took a weed gummy, right, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Did Joe Butten live in that complex with you?

Speaker 7 (53:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I know Joe Biden did.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
He's similar eight seven, seven forty four text us to seven.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
We'll be right back to.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Back in a field.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
That's good, all right, Gina grad Oh yeah, right, Craig.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Let's yeah, we're gonna do some news. Yeah, we're gonna
do some more.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
That was titillating.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
One of the headlines.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Oh The first.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
College football semifinal game is tonight. It's Notre Dame and
Penn State and the Capitol One Orange Bowl, happening at
hard Rock Stadium in Miami. The second game is tomorrow night,
with Ohio State versus Texas. The National Championship Final will
happen a week from Monday, on the twentieth, and the
NFL says they're continuing to prepare as if Monday Night's
playoff game will go down at SOFI in LA. However,

(54:44):
the league says they've locked down an alternative site just
in case the wildfires the move that is in Arizona.
Glendale to be a specific that's the State Farm.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Stadium, Yeah, where the Cardinals playing.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Yeah, not too far from from LA.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
We were going like deep trying to find headlines that
aren't about the fire.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
It's dominated, I mean.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Everywhere purls because we're I'm saying, because we're we're covering,
you know, we're covering a lot of the fire stuff.
But a lot of the stuff at this point is
like it's a lot of repeat information.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Uh, it's it's obviously not like something that like it happens,
comes and goes. This is like a situation that just
keeps rip.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
I have some news about Glendale, Arizona. Oh yeah, they're
actually opening a motel theme park there, Okay, Mattel. Yeah,
and it's supposed to be they've already been working on
it for a few years. It should be Openingtel Adventure
the tank engine. Yeah, what about like construction trucks. Let's

(55:47):
see here, like Tanka and stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Is Tanka under Mattel. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Under the I mean they have match Box, so you
know Teresa Teresa rock Face. Okay, so she posted something
on her Instagram Teresa Rockface as her handle. But she
took her son to this place where he got to
use like an actual and he's like a little kid.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
He got to use like an actual, like a backo.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Really yeah, and he was there like digging a hole.
It was awesome and ill.

Speaker 13 (56:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
I commented to her, I said, this kid's living.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
My dream and he's like sick dry. I think it
might have been like ten or I don't know exactly
how old it was.

Speaker 11 (56:26):
I thought of both, speaking of witch Wood, I thought
of you and of Greg because they're demoing the building
across the street from me. But it's like I get
to but I was right by the elevators. I get
to look at it, and I was like, man, Greg
and Wood, he would love to be down because they've
got they've got back hose and the guys hos movers, like,
just let me be the guy with the hose the
hoses down the pile of rocks.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Just watch.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
But obviously the big story is all the fire stuff.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Of course, well.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Let's talk about it because the fires are raging across
the LA area and it continues, including a new one
that ignited last night in the Hollywood Hills. The Palisades
fire that's scorching the seaside area but between Malibu and
Santa Monica has exploded to more than seventeen thousand acres
zero percent contained. It has also destroyed at least a
thousand structures, making it the most destructive fire ever in

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Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Get what was this Thatat the percentage of the of
the city that's gone.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Of Pacific Palisades, they.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Say right now fifty to seventy five, some say eighty percent.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Just yeah, completely of that neighborhood's gone.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
It's just gone, grocery stores, school, It's apocalyptic. You watch
the videos which are all over no idea. You have
a lot of friends out of lost homes.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
Yeah, and I know, I mean it's horrible. And then
you see all this, you know, other stuff in this
animals running around and they interviewed.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
A guy leading a horse, like what's up with you?
And he's like, we just had to open the door
and just let the horses go.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
And this is the only one I could say, so
it's really it's just devastating.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I did see something they said, well, if you own
horses animals like that, yeah, to basically write your phone
number on.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
On them, right, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yeah, because they said people will find them and be
able to return them.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Yeah, that's really interesting.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Yeah, well, tens of thousands of people have been forced
to evacuate their homes as well.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
At least five people have died. Experts say, when we.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Talked about this, wind gus over one hundred miles an
hour were the reason why all these fires went from
non existent to out of control of them.

Speaker 11 (58:22):
That was literally minutes because a lot of those Malibu
beach houses were on fire. Like, wait a minute, Not
only are you on the beach where there are no trees,
you're across a highway. Yeah, you have to skip these
These these fires are the winds I used to like
you said, are so powerful that and they're throwing sparks.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
And when you see when you see a palm tree that's.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
On fire, yeah, throwing off embers.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Yeah, at a forty five degree angle, it looks like
a spark thrower.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah, So any amount of wind hits this thing, it's
like the tree is exploding into a billion pieces, and
they're going everywhere.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
And they can travel up to five miles.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Well, there is one video I saw yesterday where there
was this palm tree on fire and the top of it,
like the leaves, the palm fronds frauds were We're completely burning.
And so it was like this fireball at the top
and a big gust of wind came and took the
entire top of it, so it was all still connected
and it became this shooting fireball through this because the

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whole top of it disconnected from the trunk and went flying.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
It's like god knows where that ended up.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
So you're wondering how this stuff happens. This is how
it happens. Even President Biden canceled his trip to Italy
because the fires in so cal have gotten so bad.
He also issued a major Disaster declaration for California that
makes federal funds available to La County.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
One of the biggest problem to with the winds.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
They couldn't have the helicopters the planes up there, you know,
So some of these ones like that broke in the
Hollywood Hills thing last night. They were have helicopters up immediately.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Right, And it was a news copter that spotted that
one that was like kind of out of nowhere because
there was nothing else around.

Speaker 11 (59:51):
Like you said, when these embers fly so far, you
don't have to have a big, raging fire.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
But did you see that. You know, all the kids
like to say, no, it's so sad. It's fun watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
This incredibly satisfying water dump that literally just put it out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
It was just one drops.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Yeah, it's it's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
That was awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Well, let's change gears just for a hot second. A
study found drinking coffee in the morning could help you
live longer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Every Right, you finally good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Last week he was killing us, right, yeah, last week
it was cancer week to live.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
But if you keep drinking it all day, you might die.
Scientists tried people's help for ten years and split them
into three categories. People who drank coffee in the morning,
people who drank it all day like my husband, and
people like me and Woody who don't drink it at all.
And the morning coffee drinkers had a sixteen percent lower
risk of dying for any reason, and their lower risk

(01:00:46):
of dying from heart disease compared to the non coffee
drinking group, but the benefit disappeared for people who just
chug it all day. So having your last cup before
noon could save your life. Maybe they're not sure why
drinking it later the day makes it worse, but they're
guessing it has to do with messing with your sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Sorry, the office coffee is killing us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
It's so bad. It's not still drinking. It's not the best.
But this is good news because this offsets all the
negative that the alcohol does, so I basically break even exactly.

Speaker 14 (01:01:16):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
And that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Doctor All right, thank you, Gina grad.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
You guys, take them on, take your mouse, take him on,
you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
A couple driving things you see a lot about, like
road rage incidents. And this guy in Maryland he got
cut off in traffic by some jag off, but instead.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Of road raging, he remembered their license plate number.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
And yeah, I've done that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Use the digits on ten different lottery tickets and they
all hit for fifty thousand dollars and so yeah, and
so in the end, the a hole who cut him
off helped him win half a million bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Nice. That's a different approach.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Good for him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
But it worked out. I'm saying, but he took the
high road.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
See yeah, and now it's like they came around to hey,
you know what instead of beating this guy's ass or
doing something stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah, he bought the lottery tickets now half a million dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
I mean that's all find and good. What he should
have done is called his cop friend, seem to run
the plate, get his address, egg his house, have money,
but not these prices.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Oh, speaking about eggs real quick? Are eggs harder to
crack these days?

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Physically, and I feel like I feel like the shell
has gotten harder.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
You know why, because you're on zep bound. You're losing
muscle mass. That's why I got to work out while
you're doing things like zep bound, because you lose muscle
mass as opposed to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
See, I'm being dead serious though about this egg. No,
I don't think so, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
I don't think I believe they're harder to crack.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Maybe look into it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Imagine you're in America Vietnam. They're paying people to report
bad drivers. So if you see someone texting and driving,
or see someone run a red light, you can report
them and get ten percent of whatever. The fine is
up to two hundred dollars a pop. Or technically, since
it's Vietnam, you would get up to five million dong.

(01:03:14):
First of all, do that's the international currency of Vietnam.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Yo, girl, get that doll Get that done.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I had five million dong in the olden days, not anymore.

Speaker 11 (01:03:26):
Yeah, I guess the question how you prove it? Obviously,
but maybe in Vietnam their rules are a little more.
Goose got photo because I see that every day, and
because I see reckless drivers people, you know, the in
and out with too fast, too furious. How do we
not Like I would support cameras because you could see
them and you just put one camera there and you
just start nailing these jackasses.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Eight seven seven.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
We're into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Thank you for being here giving us some of your
valuable time this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
I'm Weddie. That's Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Hi menaces up, Hi, we got Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
There's sea man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Yeah, Sammy Seer phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four.
Woody is the number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,
or hit us up with a text over to two
to two nine eight seven, and time to take.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
A look at the week in audio.

Speaker 11 (01:04:24):
We had a little clip here we have, I should say,
a clip from the Los Angeles mayor. And I don't
play this to make fun of her response to the emergency.
I'm sure people have you have you have your opinion
on that already. I play this clip because she's getting back.
She's doing a big press conference about where to find
the emergency resources if you're affected by the wildfires in the
LA area, and she gives that website as such right.

Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
Now if you need help, emergency information, resources and shelter
is available. All of this can be found at URL
Los Angeles. Together is how we will get through this.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
What wo don't say anything, don't say anything?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Great, what's the problem? Well, that's not a website? Correct?
What is what? Why that happen? Though?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
What is it? What is the U R U R L?
I believe is that little square code that you put
your phone up to and it takes you to a website.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
That's so like, what if I say, go to the website? Oh,
what's the U R L? Or what's the address? What's
the Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
So you ever lover typed up that speech? For her
didn't have the information on what website was yet, so
they just put it as a place who right now,
what do you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:34):
Need to help? Emergency information, resources and shelter is available.
All of this can be found at you r L.

Speaker 11 (01:05:44):
You catch yourself either, which is a very wrong burgaining moment.
Now we can only throw stones so hard because we
have mister World War eleven over here with or who
read World War I? I not World War two, but
I'm also not the mayor of a major city.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
We're having a briefing, you know, during a disaster disaster.

Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
And what makes it worse is it wasn't like it
was obviously pre written. She wasn't go off the coffin,
but she didn't catch yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
All this can be found you are.

Speaker 11 (01:06:09):
By the way fun facts is people going to say, well,
what does u r L stand for? I don't know
to look it up Uniform Resource location Locator.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
What I was going to say, so a.

Speaker 11 (01:06:18):
Fun fact we learned something there, well, learn where to
find emergency services.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Some of the most.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Awkward audio or video I've ever seen was when she
was being questioned.

Speaker 11 (01:06:28):
By that one reporter, the Sky News. Reporter the Sky
News was to make his way down a jet bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
So the mayor of l A, Karen Bass. While this
whole thing was unfolding away, she was in Africa or something,
you know, not her fault, obviously, I wasn't in a
planned trip.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
You don't know this, although apparently on her way to
Africa she declared a state of emergency. She could have
just said, you know what, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Not going to go because they were talking about like
deadly winds, Like because the winds were already predicted to
be super super heavy, super fatnd mile.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
And a half, you did not have to go to
this event.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
But anyway, so then you know, she question about it
because people have been giving her a lot of grief
over this trip. Well, this whole thing unfolded. She made
it back and this guy, this guy news reporter. It
was a minute and forty seconds long where he's like,
do you have anything to say to the people?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Do you have anything to say to the citizens?

Speaker 14 (01:07:13):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
You know, blah, And she is intentionally you know, when
your dog messes up and you go, what did you do?
Just quiet and sto. Yeah and no, but it's not
looking at you. It maybe every once in a while
kind of gives you like a quick glance, like a
side eye, and it's like looking straight ahead down. And
he was like, yeah, that was because I watched it
was on It was on TV. Like, dude, it was

(01:07:35):
a minute forty seconds that felt like an hour. It's awkward,
you know, so awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Now that you bring it up, like listening to all
the audio of her and seeing her on television. Yeah,
she's really not off the cuff, like look good at that? Yeah,
some people some people aren't.

Speaker 11 (01:07:49):
I guess again, that's just a little url clip this
week in audio, speaking of a cool lady.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Have you seen the lady with the four foot fingernails?

Speaker 11 (01:07:58):
No, well, not only are they they're kind of she's
sort of faking it because she kind of she glues
on these pieces of like colored pv C.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
And but then menace she attaches charms and gibbets to them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Yuck this picture. I'm right, Why would you want to
live like that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
So you gotta do you gotta wipe your butt with
a stick. Well, let's that's looks like bedazzled pixie sticks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Yeah, she goes.

Speaker 11 (01:08:23):
It's naws by Rye Underscore on a TikTok and Instagram
here she is talking about that.

Speaker 15 (01:08:27):
Gus, how many charms I used for this it? If
you guess one hundred and fifty five charms, you're wrong.
It's actually one hundred and fifty six.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
You just got served on her nails.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
She has one hundred and fifty six again, like you
put on a pair of crocs, gibbets, charms, things glued on,
they long, they're painted, they're they're heavy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
And yes, the big question, which she calls weird, is
the one you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Just mentioned menace.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
So I mean looking at like long just in general,
is that hot? Like does anybody find it hot?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Like, okay, is this like persons and shoes where women
do this for other women?

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
I don't know who she's doing this, not.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Just this I'm saying, but like when people have like
really but it's.

Speaker 12 (01:09:13):
Not like a luxury thing that another woman would be
impressed by.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Maybe or so who do you do it for? Because artists?
But I don't think are there any guys. I don't
know if there's any guys out there, And I'm not
sure there's like a fetish or something. In general, generally speaking,
I don't know if there's any guys who are like wowils.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
But for me it's a turn off, Like I see that,
I know, Okay, she's a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Dirty sign, someone's crazy.

Speaker 12 (01:09:37):
It's like saying, who does that girl dye her hair purple?
For well, no one really.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I associate it with trashiness.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Yes, but dyeing your hair purple doesn't creak away your
ability to use the toilet.

Speaker 12 (01:09:49):
No, I know, but the intention behind it is impressing guys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Is it depressing girls?

Speaker 12 (01:09:54):
It's not really impressing anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
But you do it for a reason.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
You're doing it to identify as that kind of person,
but not to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
You actually think it looks good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Again, the poop question is is obviously to be addressed.

Speaker 15 (01:10:05):
Another question I get often is how I wipe my ass?
Nail cleaning brushes and soap don't exist.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
You got to get dirty before you get cleaned, and
then you just wash up.

Speaker 11 (01:10:16):
You're you're acting like I can't get you know, get
crap all of my fingernails and then go to the stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
I'm sorry, I can't believe I was acting like that.
And not only that she has helpers?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Really, yes, does that help her wipe well?

Speaker 15 (01:10:32):
Plus, having long nails is work A has so I
can use it the day, and when I make a mess,
my sister doesn't mind help and meek clean my nails
like any good sister would do. I have four kids
and one of them is a newborn. If I can
take care of a baby with these nails, what makes
you think I can't do anything else.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Yeah, we're not convinced her sister is an enabler.

Speaker 11 (01:10:54):
She's got a lot of followers in the talk on
the Tar Talk. I think she might have like a
side nail business. So this is from now good question.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Well, how do you do nails? She keeps one hand
free of four.

Speaker 11 (01:11:10):
Part of me thinks this is an amazing comedy bit,
but I think she's just like I don't think so. No,
she's too stupid because if you watch enough, you watch
enough of her videos.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Oh she's just dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
All right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
This is something I meant to share with you guys
earlier in the week, because this happened while we were
on our break. There's this Canadian guy. His name is
Michael Jarman and he won the twenty twenty four How
exciting is this? The twenty twenty four Microsoft Excel World Championship.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Yeah, dude, the groupies that he has.

Speaker 11 (01:11:57):
Oh dude, I'm trying to think of like what that
would involved.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
No Excel, Like, if you really really know how to
do it, you can make everything look like a website
just by typing in numbers.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
And so when it became official, I mean, the crowd
went wild. Listen, listen to this audio.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Are we going to see the fields go from Australia?

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
All right, let's see is anything gonna happen? Get that
good German all those years of training, Yeah, World championship,
look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
For his Microsoft Excel World Championship effort, he took on
a five thousand dollars check and the event's signature pro
Wrestling style championship belt.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
And he's got to wear jerseys too, which.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Is which was kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
When you watch like the sports people video game athletes,
it's so dumb, Like, I don't I don't have a
problem with like video game competitions. I think it's so
dumb when you see him wearing like sports jerseys.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Yeah, you're not dork?

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Yeah, dork?

Speaker 11 (01:13:16):
All right, this weekend, well, let's go the actual opposite
of dorks and that is Hooters girls.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:13:23):
I don't know why this video is coming out, but
it is a very funny video. The whole thing is
like thirty five minutes. It's out of the Sarasota Police
Department where they pull over this chick who's a Hooter's waitress.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Nice, she's got that. She's in her little.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Jeep and she is hammered.

Speaker 11 (01:13:37):
But what makes the dui arrest video interesting besides her
being and she's cute or whatever is she tries to
get out of being hammered by flirting with the cops.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
She tries to get out of the dui.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
Right's not getting out. That's here, make out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Going to wake out here, We're gonna wake out.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
Oh bro, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Bros.

Speaker 11 (01:14:09):
That is twenty two year old Sophia Ross and Greg.
I know you heard it there too. I when a
woman says bro, it is the grossest.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
It is a verbal nose ring.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Well immediately makes you it's crashy that women started with
women saying bro and brought out of Miami, Florida. It's
kind of like trickled.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
I say it.

Speaker 12 (01:14:29):
I can't stop, I won't I understand that I should
not say it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
I'll do you before I brow you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
It depends. It depends on who you're saying it to.
Like if you called if you called Greg, dude, like
you would judge.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
That no, But if she called her husband, woudge.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
I'm talking to Sammy and I'm saying the story is
like crazy. I'm like, dude, listening to this is that
weird and context that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Dude is more of a a scentuation.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
And people ask why, Well, who says bro fifteen times
per sentence?

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
Teenage?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Yeah, and they say bro and bra dude better than Bro,
better than Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
In context as well, she's calling a police officer bro, Yeah,
we're going to make out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
When Greg says that Hooter's rules, he's not being starcastic.
He loves but it's not for the chicks, for the wings.
It's his favorite wings, God like, he's been talking about
that for years to this day, still.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Hammered.

Speaker 11 (01:15:34):
So she said, but she's not a Hooter sweatshirt on.
She wants to make out with the cops. Well, then
another cop comes up because they're being cool. They know
she's just being a fun drunk. She lifts up her
sweatshirt to show her hooter's uniform top and you might
not understand what she's talking about. She's talking about she's
wearing context, but I think she's talking about her nips
because she's like trying to press her chest against the cops.
That's his next clip here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Okay, you might have bosses, but I and more in contexts.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Such a nerve bro.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Bro, there'll be such a nerd.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
The cops and they won't let her do it. So
they're nerds, A crude nerd.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
You're not gonna let me out of a d y
often to make out with you. Now, I'm talking about
my nipples on you, and yours is a.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Dark she's a little right, And was she hammered? Yeah,
she blew a point three three zero and and the
cop yeah, and I tried to. I mean she committed
a crime. She was very dangerous.

Speaker 11 (01:16:33):
I don't know why she's getting thrown under the bus
here other than who's waitress d U?

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
I funny? Yeah, I mean it's funny. The whole thing
is like thirty five minutes chick and check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
But what the sigma?

Speaker 14 (01:16:42):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
She has no riz?

Speaker 11 (01:16:45):
No, well, she has good riz, but she but the
cops know that they're on videos and they're total skimmity toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Yeah in the seventies.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
In the seventies, she would have gone home.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yeah, yeah, your body cams.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Alright.

Speaker 11 (01:16:57):
This week in audio, you guys know, man have to
lean on you for this one because this is some
old old rap culture.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:17:03):
So the rapper Too Low he was doing an interview
on Mike D's podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Now Mike D. Oh, you mean from the Beastie Boys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
No, not that Mike D. Different Mike D.

Speaker 11 (01:17:12):
All right, So Too Low he had a he had
a single We're Gonna play in a little bit here
in the nineties when he was like he has one
of those teenage rappers. He's in his forties now, and
he's explaining how like he's trying to teach people now
or something like that, and then this happens.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Oh, I'm just showing him the difference between trying to
be something that you not.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
And choices we got in life. Those were your choices.

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
No, dude, that guy, the guy talking, there's a guy
sitting right next to him that's going through that Mike D. Yeah,
he's going through his pants in his pocket, and Too
Low's going through his pants yeah, and uh, and then
he accidentally shoots shoots a gun that's in his pocket,

(01:17:56):
but the guy talking doesn't even flinch and just you
know who got shut So.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
He burst himself.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
That's how hard corey is.

Speaker 11 (01:18:04):
Luckily the bullet and the gun were pointed out, so
he just blew a hole in his pocket into the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
No one got hit in the so on and so forth.

Speaker 11 (01:18:11):
Yeah, and if you have if you're not familiar with
Too Low, this was his single in nineteen ninety three,
Funky Little Brother, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Funky Little Brother dude that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I've never heard of.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Yes, wait, so this is the guy who shot himself
thirty years ago. So the guy wrapped not the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Guy sounds like this now what he was a kid
basically right? Yeah, I got the gun. Okay, guys.

Speaker 11 (01:18:38):
And by the way, I don't have the details, but
I looked like Toulo went from rapping to selling drugs,
and he had numerous gun and drug charges I would
think make him a felon, and therefore.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
To have a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
And why are they both fiddling around in their pockets
while they're just chatting.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
You know, suggesting their gun?

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Yeah, my gun's itchy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Yeah, sometimes you're sitting there, Greg in a situation I
don't know, like you're at church and or like your kids,
you know, school play and your guns like digging into
your leg.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
You gotta adjust it so it stops bugging. You been
in that situation?

Speaker 11 (01:19:14):
Yeah, speaking of people rapping menace, is Leangelo or li
Angelo Ball a decent rapper? Because he is He's a
new single that came out this week, and really other
other athletes, like somebody Detroit, some one of the Detroit
Lions was singing his song. Yeah, the basketball player Ball
from the ball family.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
Lamello isn't li Angelo the not as good not good
is European player isn't on the balls now?

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
I think?

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
No, no, he is the good player. Thought LaMelo was
a good player.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Any case.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Angelo has a song called Tweaker here. I mean the
Dad's the real winner exactly, and I heard.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Kind of he show.

Speaker 11 (01:20:01):
Nope, Yeah it's good. But but other other athletes are
singing it like as a victory song.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Oh, you're correct, Yeah, he is not the good wall.

Speaker 11 (01:20:10):
I say, sound familiar to which maybe think maybe we
could do a segment next week. Have any of these
athletes turned rappers. Has that ever been good?

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Like Shock Shack Sanders and Sanders had.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
An album Shack back in the day. Those Shack songs
I love and I had the Shack diesel. Yeah, did
you like it because it was Shack or because it
was good rap?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Well, I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
I liked him, but then I also liked the songs.
There was a dude Shacker text, Yes, yes, Robin is
a Cuban. I'm already a legend back in the days
in the food stamp section.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
That was what that dude is one of his daughters.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
If the rap came out in the early nineties, what
he knows it front the back those MTV shows are
you beat a celebrity and this dude freaked out over
eating Shack? He's like, I don't know anything about basketball, dude,
but I love you as a rapper.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Those people were out there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Hey what about Antonio Brown. He's a really great rapper.
Oh yeah, we played his crap afore.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
I know the band wore.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
They were like backup players for some professional football game.

Speaker 11 (01:21:13):
It's funny that none of these professional athletes that become musicians,
they never go to the opera singing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
It's always it's always the easiest thing for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Ye.

Speaker 11 (01:21:20):
Anyways, speaking of basketball, Mick Cronin, he is the head
basketball coach at UCLI, and he's not happy with how
they're how they've been performing, and so he at his
press conference he went on an absolute tirade, not only
against his players, but he at the same time managed
to pat himself on the back.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Were soft and it's every day. I'm tired of it.

Speaker 13 (01:21:41):
I have the most energy of all of anybody at practice.
Every day. I'm upset with everybody in that locker room,
my assistant coaches and my players. I mean, I don't
need to do anything though I almost got five hundred
wins fifty three. The hungry dog gets the buone. We
got guys that think they're way better than they are.
They're nice kids, they're completely delusional about who they are.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
I love to be honest about you too.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
It's refreshing.

Speaker 11 (01:22:07):
This is what people predicted what happened with n I
L S. Once we start paying these college kids they're doing,
they don't have to try as hard.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
That kind of coach that will call them ladies and
come on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Girls and tampon fallout. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
If he's right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
He's like, dude, I got five hundred fifty three.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
He's like, I like this powers there. All right, Well
we're gonna take a quick break. Wat some more of
the weekend audio that's coming up next here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
The Woody Show, be back back, back, back in a bed.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
If you guys want to rock out always. I found
the Shack song I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, I
was from. It was from Shack Deesel this segment Shack that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Just make right, let me continue.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Your will be like rock.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Let's see what's next?

Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
Song to me and you?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Yeah, my check off, back off, don't the boom shack
a lock of lock up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
I got a handbag of rock. Your crom creamy like cheese.
Spread you all on my baby straw with the clump
of the hook. All you jealous puns can't stop my
dunks beat.

Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
I got jealous.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Yeah, here's the here's the part that was going.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
I can hold my ol nick knack shock attack, give
him dog a bone robin.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
It's like rooping.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
I'm already at legends back in the days in the
fool stamp.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Seconds to kick bombs like data.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
They want seven the twice.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Tis Shack Hill Ben and the beats were good to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Your beats.

Speaker 11 (01:23:37):
The beats were good. Now you and I we've seen
him DJ. But that really doesn't mean anything right now? No, no, no,
does anybody can do that?

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Do you remember that? I saw that What's up?

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
Dot?

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Can we rock?

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
With the wa?

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
Dot?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
With the food schnickens?

Speaker 14 (01:23:49):
Rock?

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Doc?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Can't we rock? What's up?

Speaker 14 (01:23:53):
Do?

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Call me rock?

Speaker 6 (01:23:55):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Do call me rock?

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
What's ups?

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
But I was fine. I do love it unironically, Yeah, no,
I legitimately love it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
I mean it was what came out like I want
to say ninety two that album.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
I was ninety three eighteen crime what he does see?

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
We can so much fun. I've been trying to get
Shack on the show for a year. Dude, I would
love to have shot.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
He was resisting that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Nobody get most of our party.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
This week and audio.

Speaker 11 (01:24:25):
Oh, speaking of rappers who are now doing other things.
We had that Iced Tea video where he was pulled
over in New Jersey. This happened actually a few months ago,
but the video just came out. You could see it
on the YouTube channel Unspoken Crime Murders.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
So Iced tea.

Speaker 11 (01:24:39):
He was driving his uh porshow or whatever, one of
his seven cars, as you're about to hear, to get
it registered at the DMV. Now it hadn't been registered
since twenty twenty one or and also his licenses expired too,
So he's got expired car. Which one of seven? You
think you just drive one of the cars that's not expired.
Expired license. He's right across the street though from the DMV.
They got him a second.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
He and the cops almost made it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Almost made it until the cop and he had this interaction.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
You say, you have all the vehicles registered.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
If I'm not under arrest and I'm getting out of
my coup, give me my paperwork here, don't don't touch me.
Don't give me like that. Give me my paperwork.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Get this on camera this day time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Foot away from you. You are for me, you hour,
I'm trying to get to the DMV. I showed you
all the paperwork. Let me start recording your gumman.

Speaker 11 (01:25:32):
So he called him a whole bunch there the cops
calling him an a hole back. Who now know Greg,
you hate cops? And Ice t ended up getting four
tickets for the expired license. The expired registration, was on
his way to the DMV.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Well, the sergeant showed up because it was this big
converronation going back and forth, right, never got physical, but
he goes, well, you know, he goes, well, you need
to make an apoyment. You're gonna show me Like I
don't need an appointment because they know me. He goes,
why would they know?

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
This guy was like wow, either he was pretending he
doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
The Cop Killers singer, so he just walking.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
I'm saying he could just walk into the d m V.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
They know him there and.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
They'll just take care of which I'm sure is true. Well,
you can just walk into the DMV if you want
to any.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Sure, but I'm sure he's not waiting around, and I'm
sure as soon as he walks in, people are gonna
know who he is, especially in LA Like he's fine,
but this was New Jersey. Oh yeah, whatever, But he's like,
I'm sure either way, I'm sure he's fine. And then
the sergeant showed So this guy was not gonna let
him off the hook.

Speaker 11 (01:26:23):
He was going to tow the car right because he
because he had pulled over iced Tea had onto a street,
even though there was, which I think is you don't
expect to get towed, but yeah, pull into the dunkin
Donuts right there. So I was like, hey, I'll just
leave the car here, I'll walk over there do my business.
Which once the sergeant showed up, he's like, dude, we're
not towing his car. Like, so they let him just
get the tickets and then walk.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Over Tiki tag tickets, but also iced t you don't
help yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Give a bomb.

Speaker 11 (01:26:52):
Means this week in audio, right, speaking of people having
interactions with the police, This is one that's a friend
of mine from the Minnesota Wisconsin me ws W I
s N twelve. They're gonna tell you about a couple
and then I'll have you guess what happened next.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
All right, a man and a woman accused of having
sex in the lobby of the Waukesha County jail are
in trouble yet again.

Speaker 6 (01:27:12):
So they had sex in the lobby of a jail.
They're not in trouble for that. They aren't gotten in
trouble for that. It's got to be more banging. They
just they just can't get enough.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
What happened? Why are they Why is this couple back
in police. More banging to get caught banging in the lobby.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Yeah, these like kind of like Greg, Greg likes the
whole idea, like maybe getting caught, are being seen outside
public stuff. Yeah, so it's like public sex stuff. Yeah,
they just can't get enough.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
They got arrested for let's just say, something boring like theft,
and they were going to be separated and they wanted
one last bang, so like you can't take me out, right,
hold on, hold on, all right?

Speaker 14 (01:27:47):
Good guess Greg, Greg, anything else around the room they
like getting caught Okay, Yeah, so we're all saying the
same thing. Ye, banging again, getting all right? Getting first
in publican all right?

Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
Fine.

Speaker 16 (01:27:57):
The new case centers on allegations at a lundromat on Christmas.
S Cross was again charged Desmond Cleveland and Karen Hill
with disorderly conduct. According to a criminal complaint, the owner
of Flash laundromat went to police after reportedly seeing the
two on security.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Video lying under a blanket.

Speaker 16 (01:28:15):
The owner says they kicked him out and apologized to patrons.
The complaint says, at no time in the video are
the two scene using the laundromat for cleaning clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Oh no, you got at least you know.

Speaker 11 (01:28:27):
It's like you can't use the bathroom less you're paying customer,
can't use the floor, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
But you can put that dirty towel right in the laundry.

Speaker 11 (01:28:34):
Insatiable public banging, Greg, I know, well in the police
department's one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
And you guys are right right for banging in public.
And then they did it again.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
It's Christmas even.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
They are hoarding hard alright. What he is the phone number?

Speaker 13 (01:28:54):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Yeah, it is the first pre Friday, well for a
first free Friday of the new year, twenty twenty five.
It's January the ninth. We are the Woodie show you
the ninth is an International Choreographer's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
I just say, show us your vogue.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
I can't dance if you gave me a billion what.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
About a billion shots?

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Nope, Ida, Yeah I can't. People always try to get
me to dance at like weddings and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
I'm like, I just I just don't dance.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
Like who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
And I go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
It's not about other people.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
It's about how I feel about myself down that road,
Like dude, other people I made an ass in front
of my of myself in front of other people a
number of times. Sure and whatever, it's it's hot, But
I don't feel bad about myself doing those things until later.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
It's the dance dude dancing. Hell, even about yourself in
the moment if I dance, even though.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
When we talked about recently where it's like take two
steps to the right steps, I can't even follow. I
can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Yeah, And it's funny because like sometimes I watch some
of these dance competitions, or you watch some of that
synchronized stuff, like you're doing all these like you know,
electric slide, blow chat shaw slide, Yeah, electric size line dancing,
bond dancing, whatever, and you're like, you're looking at people
going these people don't even look that intelligent, but yet
they somehow managed, like people who are memorifessional dancers. Yeah,

(01:30:21):
they somehow manage to memorize all this stuff and do
it and sink and you can tell these are not
sharp people.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
You get jealous, you know, I wish I could be
part of that. I don't. I can't follow, and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Then everybody suddenly knows where to stand.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Yeah, Greg, today is a National word NERD Day. Okay,
I would categorize you as a word.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
I love words.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
It's a National Apricot Day, National law Enforcement Day, shout
out to law enforcement. It's play God Day, which Seamass
does all the time. And we failed this one. Healthy weight,
Healthy look day. Get there and I go back to
apricott quick. I love some good apricot jam.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Are you with that?

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Yes, not the jam, But I do like the dried ones.
Yeah I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
I was just going to say I've had a dried apricot.
I don't think I've had an actual ap Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Hold on, I call it apricot.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Say wrong, okay, apricot.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Okay, I've never heard aprica. Yeah I used to say Aprica,
Now you did. Never heard it until right now?

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Really yeah, apricot.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
But has anyone ever been into an april apricot, like
bitten into a whole?

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Like I haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Yeah, it's there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
They're peaches, just not fuzzy, and then yeah, free it's
the same freeze.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
Drive the peaches that are a fuzzier nectarine.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
I was gonna say, what's the nectarine? I got that smaller?
It's kind of like many peaches. Yeah, yeah, they peach
very tar similar.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Similar say sweeter. Yeah, like a little darker. Yeah, I
got confused with nectary. Yeah, nectaries and peaches are essentially
the same.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Damn things. No rule over, no fuzzy, and explain this
to me.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
How can there's peach pie and no nectarine pie?

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Good question.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
You could probably make a peach pie and cheat and
use nectarines, Okay, I would, Nobody would notice the difference.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
I also have this wild sandwich one once it was steak,
apricot jam and peanut butter and it.

Speaker 12 (01:32:07):
You know what, I have had a pizza that is
with It's not tomato sauce, but it has apricot instead,
like aol jam with bree cheesecious act is not apricots.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Not funny, It's a very normal way to.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Never heard it interesting. What about.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
Pizza occupus can be good?

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
It's so entertainment stuff. You got the Birthday's porn of
Birthday coming up. Popcorn bucket, you know, became such a
big thing last year and Cinemark theaters, you know, the
movie people, they have announced that on Sunday, January nineteenth,
which just so happens to be National Popcorn Day, they're
gonna be running a bring your own bucket promotion.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
Oh yeah, they're promoting it headly.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Yeah, so you could bring any container you want as
long as it's clean and sanitized, which my question is like,
how do you know that can hold popcorn? And they'll
fill it for just five bucks. Now, if they decide
that it's not safe to use, they can deny you. Also,
the bucket can't be more than four hundred ounces, which
is about three gallons.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
Oh damn, because I thought someone's going to bring like
their outdoor inflatable like hot tub.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Which would be kind of cool. Yeah, but yeah, it's
basically the size of two extra large popcorns. But there's
still a lot of popcorn on the cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
It's going to bring like a home depot bucket.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Yeah, news for old people, tell your parents and grandparents.
Peter Yarrow from Peter, Paul and Mary has died. He
had cancer. He was eighty six, so now it's only Paul.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Back in nineteen seventy fun fact, this dude who just died,
Peter Yarrow. He was convicted of taking quote improper liberties
with a fourteen year old girl and he was pardoned
in nineteen eighty one by President Jimmy Carter.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Oh that's fun who was also dead? His funeral tours
happening this week.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Right, didn't that guy write puff the Magic.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
Dry Yeah, and leave it on a jet plane? Those
are their hits, right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
There's a funny editing mistake in the new season of
Squid Game. Oh no, viewers cameraman crouching in the corner
of a shot during a pretty important scene in moment
in the it's episode seven, around twenty two minutes in
and I'm not gonna know spoilers share, but you can
only see him for about a second. But people kind
of said that it took him out of the moment,
did it? Yeah, once they saw it, Because again, I

(01:34:16):
guess it's some pivotal thing or like I watched it
and I don't remember. Well, you probably didn't notice that guy,
but they noticed it. I guess once people see it
that they can't see they can't.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
It was like when there was that Starbucks coffee cup
sitting in games.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
And season two sucked compared to season really. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Hell anyway, social media has been having a field day
with it. Squid Game season two, available to stream in
full on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
I couldn't really get through the first episode, Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Yeah, it was nowhere as good as the first season.
First season. I think even Woody would love it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
It's amazing just to read it. You could do it, dudu,
I did the dub.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Do the dub.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
A trailer for Amy Schumer's new movie. It's called kind
of Pregnant, just got posted. It's gonna be on flick
starting on February fifth. Looks kind of funny. And here's
the thing, even if it's not, it's on Netflix. You
didn't go to the theater, you dough.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
But the plot is jealous of her best friend's pregnancy,
Laney Amy Schumer wears a fake baby bump and accidentally
meets the man of her dreams, and Will Forte plays
the man of her dreams. And the comments are not
friendly when you watch the trailer online. Of course I
want to write to the comments section. But what I
thought was really funny, and I think Greg will really
like it is because you know how we always do

(01:35:28):
like a lot of like nippling buttholers like, hey, Greg,
look here you nippling butthole. There's a lot of dialogue
that's kind of like that. But it's stuff I can't
say on the I was going to play the clip
that I bleeped the things out and it just didn't
hit the same song.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
But watch the trailer you see exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
And I RELI like Amy Schumer, you do because I
loved her hated her.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Yeah, I mean she is gross looking in this in
this movie, but I mean she's supposed to be all
bloated and pregnant. But I don't think they did many
aesthetics and stuff for well, didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
She She was taking a bunch of pictures and I feel,
I swear to god, menace. Maybe you saw this because
you're you're you're hooked into this. But a lot of
commenters were like, you got to go to the doctor,
like there's something wrong with your She had done it.
She had cushings. Yeah, she's got some legit condition because
she didn't realize until commenters were like, something's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
Yeah, I think the street name for that fat face?

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
Oh is that what it is? Yeah, I know there's
alter yeah, like you know, like the filter.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
The medical term is something that a lot of people
have a hard time remembering or saying, pronouncing and stuff exactly.
But the common folk we just called fat face me
write that down. I thought you called that jowls. Uh, well,
I mean there are there's a couple, there's a couple
of different ways that you could say it. That is true, yeah,
but more commonly known as fat face community. I also
check out the trailer for the Peacock DOCU series sn

(01:36:47):
L fifty Beyond Saturday Night. A bunch of SNL are
sharing stories. Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Dana Carvey, Jimmy Foun,
Amy Poehler, Tracy why mess a top of people in there.
That's gonna be a four parter Actually looks pretty cool.
I watched that trailer. Uh, this was after my time,
and I know the millennial kids love it. Holes, the
novel that was turned into a movie starring Shila buff Yeah,

(01:37:10):
that's now that you were too old for that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Yeah, I was definitely to.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
The generation that what he's talking about. They go hard,
they do. They love holes first of all. Holes Now
they dislike their goonies.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
But it's going to become a TV series for Disney. Plus,
there's a certain Friends quote that people still yelled to
this day at David Swimmer, and he was on Good
Morning America.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
This week and he mentioned it. Greg, any guesses is
it Pivot?

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Is that your official guess?

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
I have a guess. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Okay, here's David Shwimter on Good Morning America.

Speaker 17 (01:37:48):
I got a lot of random people shouting Pivot at me,
which sometimes is startling, but also it's just a reminder
that the series lives on.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Does we're just talking about that with trying to move
that couch. Yeah, but he wants to cut the couch.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
You might have to.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
Yeah, I don't think that's worth it. See what else
do I have for a couple of quick things?

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Robert Smith from The Cure, hopeful of the new Cure
album will arrive before next summer. And the other members
of Jane's Addiction they're working on new music without Harry Farrell.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Okay, uh, all right, we're gonna clamor for that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
Robert Smith looking hot these days, looking like Amy Shot.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Alright, all right, time for your birthdays and your pornal
birthday show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
Its Shimar. We're gonna sit. She was like, it's and
you know, we don't do all right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Starting with the celebrities, Kate Middleton, Prince William's wife, and
she's the Duchess of Cambridge. I don't know so many
people care about this stuff, but yeah, she's forty three
years old today.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Jimmy Page from led Zeppelin's eighty one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
JK.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Simmons Simmons, if you don't know the name, love that time.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Yeah, that's the thing, you know, the face?

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
Oh yeah, he's hard, terrifying.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Jay Jonah Jamison in the First spider Man trilogy, Will
Pope on the Closer, Verne Schillinger on Ozying, and he's
in all those Farmers insurance ads. We love Farmers. A. J.
McLean from the Backstreet Boys. He went to rehab in
two thousand and one for his addictions to groupies, drugs

(01:39:39):
and alcohol having fun. He's forty seven years old. He
got Dave Matthews, who's fifty eight. Chad Ocho Cinco Big
Mouth zero Super Bowl Rings, forty seven years old today.
Nicolola Pelts Nicola Pelts, the Blonde Killer from Bates Motel,
the TV series she played Mark Wahlberg's daughter Tessa and
Transformers Age of Extent, which I think is one of

(01:40:01):
Board's favorites.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Com kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
She's thirty years old. And then Sean Paul, the reggae
pop singer Yes is fifty two. Porno birthday today is
Kaylee Gunner, and she's been filthier than the toddler making
mud pies in three and three hundred and twenty three
fine films, including Best Served Wet. Oh yeah, she was

(01:40:25):
in Caught My Busty Neighbor masturbating. Probably was next door
to greg I Hope. So she was in Caught Pink Handed,
Volume one. She was in BDSM Bunny Bangs Her rabbit Hole.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Also best friends help each other get naked and who
can forget her unforgettable role in squirting on the kitchen floor. Oh,
when it happens on the kitchens, you gotta put the
wet signed floor or sign. That's Kaylee Gunner, who's twenty
eight years old today, and that's your porno birthday, your
celebrity birthdays. And that is a Thursday morning. Look at

(01:41:02):
what's happening in the world of entertainment here on the
Woodi Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
Abuela wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
All right, Well that's all we've got for you on
a Thursday. Okay, quite frankly, we've had enough, yeah, and
we're ready to go.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
We're done.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
No Today was a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
We got the Full Show podcast, also the what do
you call the Highlights podcast that we will post. Just
go to the Woodyshow dot com to find it there.
Gina's grad school. We were all students today learning about
the worst ways to make money or the ways that
you're guaranteed.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
To lose money.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Yeah, stay safe out there for people.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
People have a lot of New Year's resolutions to you know,
make more money. You'll find some other sources of income
and things like. That's a Gina. She schooled us today.
Gina's Grad School. Trending news, headlines, birthdays, port of birthdays
all there on the Full Show podcast and the Highlights podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Just go to the woodyshow dot com. Great news.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Tomorrow is Friday, always good to get through the first
week back after a break. And tomorrow morning we're gonna
do what we always do, Friday fail stories, got the Dyq,
you chance to win some stuff there also Menaces, late
night Monologue, week in Review. Yeah, that and anything else

(01:42:14):
that we can do to get through the morning end
of the weekend as quickly as possible.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
It's happening tomorrow, Friday. Here on The Woody Show, Anthony
and got for us in the meantime.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
You can leave on the after hours voicemail that numbers
eight seven, seven forty four Woody And of course you
can find us follow us on social media at the
Woody Show, Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Yeah, parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Yeah, most days you solve your problems with logic and reasoning,
but today make it ice cream. It's usually how you
drown your problems.

Speaker 10 (01:42:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
Yeah, either way.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
So when's the last time you had a giant bowl
of ice cream? Greg, A giant bowl. It's been years,
but I did have a small bowl about a week ago.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Oh. The flavor was strawberry cheesecare.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Almost uh finished finished because Greg us because he had
that peanut butter eminem kick for a minute and he
would just open up the container of ice cream, dump
the peanut butter eminem's on top.

Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
Of shovel it in. We called his whale era.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the show some of your valuable
time this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. Rest
of you guys can suck it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Catch back here on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Have a great day.

Speaker 14 (01:43:32):
S M.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
D double M.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
I quit this bitch.