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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're back to the show and we are into another
new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's
a pre fridy, it's a Thursday morning. It's January the ninth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That's great gory,
Good morning, wood What is you menace? What is that, Boody?
We've got Gina High there, Sammy Sea Mass is here.
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We got the phones open eight seven seven forty four.
What he hit us up with? The text over to
to nine eight seven? So are you going to report
menace to HR brings dogging? Yeah, both of them got two?
Why because I.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Needed to bring him in so they wouldn't be alone.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
No separation.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You had a real reason, yeah, yeah, yeah, a full
of transparency.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I live in an area that's pretty close to a
evacuation warning zone and there's ash like falling in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
There's no power, so wife's not home.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not home, so interesting, they're outside, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
They're in they're in board studio. Are they being well behaved? Born?
Oh yeah, they're being great.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
The Venice has two French bulldogs that are old and fat,
so I don't know that they.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I got a rampage throughout the office there under the circumstances,
is this acceptable Sea Bass emergency situation?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I would say no, but yes, I'm willing to face
the consequence.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Whatever they may be.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I'm not going to report him to HR because this
isn't just like, hey, I want to have my doggies around.
I don't want attention for my coworkers.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I mean a bind. That's true. He isn't a bind.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Now that also being said, they could have been left
outside with the poll Yeah, okay, no, it's it's fine,
but no, it's they'll allow it for one so allow it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Guss has an axe to grind with our building because
he's got he's got two vehicles. So this is and
we've been talking about this. He has like how would
you put it? When it comes to the rules, he's
got avery prole.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But when it comes to him, but it comes to
him everyone else.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So that's why I wanted to ask me about menace
and the and the dogs here today, because he has
reported at least two other co workers for bringing their
dogs into the office. One as far is to uh
get the whatever email that got sent out a radio
laminated and then he like hung it up. Yeah, and
so uh it was. It was this whole thing. And
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then you know, now there's a rule here at the
radio station with the garage where everybody parks. He's got
two vehicles. He's got the cyber truck. Of course, I
got my old sedan. And then yeah, then he's got
the the the other car, which why are you keeping
both again.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Because I don't really, I don't know. I don't at
this point. I like having the flexibility. And look when
you have again, when you have a high end, expensive
luxury car like a cyber truck, that's not a daily
driver car, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
That's why you get it. You drive it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, I understand it all out of control, but you
also have to have a second thank you great, Like
I got a lot of a pretty nice car, drive
my car every day every day.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, a pretty nice car is different than a high
end excuse when you got.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
A second vehicle that's essentially for fun or a toy.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Like Yes, you see guys like super nice Lamborghini, Ferraris, Corvette, that's.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Right in the same category them right there, they call
them Sunday driver exactly. That's that's your Sunday driver. What
was the total cost that cyber truck one hundred twenty
because the tri motor. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Really okay, look, if you want to come in here again,
if you want to come in here. No, that's not
the excuse though, I mean because like, you don't have
a Ferrari. It's not a half a million dollar car
we're talking about. Let's get in there.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Uh you have Claire or whatever with the enhancements. But okay,
So the point being now that you what you guys
are are not getting it is that results matter, intent matters,
subtlety matters. Okay, so the situation, the situations matter. He's
been keeping one of his two cars here at the
building in the garage at all times, which is against
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the rules of the building.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You're not supposed to leave your car there, and that's
always been They do have something like, let's say you're
out of town, you're leaving from the office to go
out of town on business or whatever. You can go
to the office of the building. And I'm the only
one who does this and let them know that a
form you failed, a form, letting them know that your day. Look,
I'm leaving today, I'll be back on Tuesday, and they're
always cool with it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
This is my car, this is my life.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
They've been leaving notices for Sea mass.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Right now for again, They've they've been cool with me
leaving my either my cyber truck or my other car
here for two or three months. But I think the
problem was during the during the holidays, it becomes more
and I park out of the I'm not taking up
a good spot.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I park way out of the way.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I do.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I do the good neighborly thing of not causing a
problem for anybody else, which again is when it comes
to the rules.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, we had two of the three people you sent
to HR and their dog who kept the dog in
the studio with them and didn't bother anybody. That's that's all.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's all cute and nice, but that's not the point
of having a no dog policy in an office. It's
not just that the dogs sitting there sniffing you and
licking your hand while you're trying to do work. It's
that they should and they poop and they peece so
a dog leaves hair behind.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's why you don't have dogs.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
You can't make that blanket statement. Though, if I took
my dog here, she would not poop and peep indoors.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
She no guarantee that my dogs I see, Greg, I understand,
that's Greg.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
That's the same argument I have when I see dogs
in grocery stores, which is against health codes. Sure is
that if you ask that person, And because I've seen
three different dogs crap on the floor of a grocery
store in person myself, that's disgusting and exactly if you
if you'd ask that.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
But here's the thing. I saw service dog mess. I
both saw service dog at the airport poop right in
the middle member. They just walked away to even try
to clean it out diarrhea.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
And the point being, Greg, if you'd ask that owner
two seconds before that dog did it, is your dog
gonna crap in this grocery store or this airport. They
were saying, Oh, no, my dog won't. But they're wrong
because they're but I'm not wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You can't make my play. Ye take the blanket statement.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
My dog will be in a bag too when I
bring her, and you still say no, and she's not
even on the floor to poop on it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, so let's let's let's focus back on your issue
at hand. So they've been leaving these notices. What are
the notices say that you're gonna be towed?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
No, they say this is a friendly reminder that you're
not allowed to leave your car here overnight.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Now the point my answer to that would be, well
I did for months and no one noticed. But because
I am have a nice, super high end.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Car, your car sticks out too much exactly, and it
gets pro And there are people who've had cars here
for months and no one noticed or cared because we
literally have two thousand extra spots that never get used.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
So when I leave my car here overnight, it's a
victimless crime. But they also realized not your super high
end cyber truck. But they also figured out that you
were leaving your uh, your whatever you have. So yeah,
I tried to play. I tried to play by the rule.
Old car, my mo Honda a cord, it's fifteen years old.
I played by the rules.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I said, Okay, you don't want to, you don't wanna,
You're you're hating a little bit.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I see you see me flexing and yeah, So so
one day I again, during like a like a Thursday
or a Friday, I swapped him out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I said, okay, let's take the cyber truck and sibe home.
And they then found but I get I parked, didn't
take a good parking spot, parked way out of the way.
They ran around, they found my other car, and they
asked they ran the plates or whatever, because they addressed
these notes to me by name.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They saw mister.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Davis reminder that you're not allowed to leave any of
your cars here.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Damn, he's trying to figure out how to get back
at them. He wants his pound of flesh right, because
what they're doing is these are minimum.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Wage, as our buddy Adam Carola says, their minimum wage.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Gilded cage right they put me will never be able
to afford a cyber truck.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Right, jellynum wage Mussolini's. They've got nothing else to do.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And I and I say, although that's the rule. Well,
I say, it's a dumb rule.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I say, and there's no one in this building. We
live with a nice building. If someone took their old
junkie car that didn't ran and dumped it for a month.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I get it, totally get it.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
But if I want to have an overnight car that's
in one of again, the two thousand free spaces. I'm
literally not hurting anybody. You as a building are doing
me the person who pays your salary. Thank you, thank
you company, and they're employing me and I make them money.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So let me ask you a question. They do offer
assigned spots. That's what in the garage. Okay, so my
question money.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
But because by the way, there are fifteen different station
vehicles that live in this garage.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But I'm sure that's part of the least. I just
like to have that permission. Just give me that I'm
a station vehicle.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
You got to get it wrapped.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm not sure that just getting the reserve spot, because
they'll probably charge the full monthly rate plus the reserves.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
A certain executivesn't certain on air douchebags have reserved spots.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah right, that was not aimed at me. By the way,
nobody on this show needs one, literally, nobody in the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
The only part of that though, now that this has
come up, like you know, been in this building for
the past ten years and I never gone and filled
out the paperwork, just.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Fendly in my car here because I all all appreciations
with Craig and following the rules. It doesn't matter because again,
we have so much extra space.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
But I do it because for selfish reasons, because I
think I have such bad luck.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'll be the.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
One dude that gets back from a business trip and
my car's gone.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
It's funny, great because after they started leaving the notes
on my cyber truck again after two months of just
not noticing it, Yeah, I saw. I walked around and
they did leave like one or two other notes on
other cars to cover their truck. They had to cover
their ass because they don't want to look like their
profiling and being prejudiced with.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Schoff, so you won't accept change because it's a waste
of time. And then you walked around the garage to
see if they left notes on other cars. Well, I
didn't have to walk that far. I was just looking
on the floor that I was on.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I peered around and noticed some because when I park,
and I also, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Also I have a grind.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
My gears are grinded.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's the only parking lot in the freaking country where
the car chargers like, let's say we get here super
early in the morning, three AM and I start charging it.
The car hasn't completely charged yet, but they go by
six am, we're gonna start charging you a parking fee because, yeah,
our garage, I already have a monthly parking here.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Don't They don't want you just to sit at the chargers. Yes,
but every charger in the freaking country. After a car
is completely charged, that's when they start charging your feet.
It automatically just starts charging you fee. Minister's still charging
a good point. And I went to them and I
talked to him multiple times about that, and they go,
it just is what it is. See, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
That's my point here exactly is you have stupid people
running because I guess our building pays a separate company
or they have a separate op, whatever it is, we
have stupid people running the parking here. Which, by the way, hey,
if you're listening, your job could be done by literal a. Literally,
any monkey is a good person who's smart would say,
would say what Mena says, So why are you double
charging me? I'm already paying for the electricity? Why are
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you charging me for parking? When I'm an employee here.
They'd say, Oh, you're right, that is a dumb policy.
Let's change that. I'm gonna I'm going to take a
proactive step and make sure that you menace are served properly,
because I'm here to serve you. They would come to
me and they say, oh, see, Bess, you're parking these
nice cars here, and sometimes they're here overnight one or
two nights. That's fine. We should change this policy to
where maybe it's it's a week. You know, you get
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to park your car here for a week, so that
people like Greg don't have to stress on free come exactly,
because we have so much extra parking and if it
becomes ridiculous, but what we're doing by going around and
running and writing these notes that really or meaningless or
or charging extra money, this is we're making the people
who work here. We're making their lives harder when our
jobs should be to make their lives better. Yes, yes,
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so your quest is noble, Yes exactly, I'm trying to
teach you how to hero business.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're not recognizing what a hero I want.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Yeah, are you not robbing this business essentially by parking
overnight and not paying for it, because that's not what
you're parking.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You've only had one parking spot paid for, and then
when you're here, you have two cars in the garage.
I think the point being is that it's not like
I am not robbing them. That's a that's a fair question, Sammy,
because we have so many extra spots, and we fired
so many people in this building. We have so many
like our lease is probably for four. Someone just wasn't
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there an update? That wasn't there an update? Hold on?
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I mean your parking pass, your key and allows you
to bring in multiple vehicles. Now has that changed?
Speaker 5 (12:35):
One has changed so that so that's a good pointment.
It's actually it used to be. Yeah, you could drive
a different vehicle to work each day. That's fine, but
you don't have them. You don't have your fleet of
vehicles changed six months ago too, because like let's say
we had a let's say Jerry O'Connell comes in. It
used to be where I could I could already be
here and he he dropped it to the gate, I'd
buzz him in with my pass and you bust him.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Out so I can bring in as many cars.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
And but now they change that because again there they're
they're coming after that was in validation.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So Samy and I learned that the hard way.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
We did, but they changed that. Now where it's one in,
one out, so like and I've learned that myself.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
So it knows when you get here in the morning,
you use your card, you park your car right and
knows that you haven't left.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Correct answer.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
I don't know why, because they're they're they're chasing a
problem that does not exist.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well, they want their money, but what is there?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Like what money is that? Is that?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Not?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
That could be a good answer to our question, Jane,
persecuted victims?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Is that into who's getting this money?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Because this building is so empty and they have and
they're maybe they aren't making a lot of money from
from the leasing they're so they're they're they're hounding us,
good honest citizen, the heroes.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Why are we persecuting Chris? Good morning?
Speaker 7 (13:51):
I that's the card person, correct, correct?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know where he's going with this.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
But go ahead, yes, oh you know where I'm going
with this. So you'll you'll sit there and and bust
people and give people all kinds of craft because the
shopping cart. And yet you have a really ugly cyber
truck that has absolutely no purpose whatsoever, and you leave
it there all the time as a status symbol. And
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and yet you and yet you won't move it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I do move it like we can go ahead and
kind of.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Because they can't follow.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
The rules correct.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And what I'm saying is trying to get people to
do the right thing. Hold on, he's still.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Going right, Well, I know you do the right thing
and move your car because it's not your parking lot
and not your building.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
The point is that my car, like I said it does,
is a victimless crime if it's here for an extra
day a week or two days a week, because it is,
it literally is in nobody's way. When I park it
down way out of the way. There are fifty spots
on every single side that are and will remain empty,
probably till the end of time.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Look, I don't disagree with that, but on my way
to work, if I'm the only car on the road
and I roll through stop signs and run a red
light or two, there's nobody out there, I consider that
a victimless crime. Should I never get a ticket for that?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
I would say, if you're like a rolling stop late
at night through a stop, I do it all the
time coming here because there's there's a bad light coming in.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
That just doesn't that's exactly right.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
There's a bad like I know that for three minutes
and yeah again, I will wait, I'll sit there, I'll wait,
I'll triple check those crosswalks and I'll roll through. And
I got busted right now, Gina, that's and you could
explain that to the police officer. But again it's it's
kind of a again victimless crime.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't hate that as much. Okay, So either get
the second uh parking pass for the building or get
people fired, or couldn't you get let's see, or could
you couldn't you get a second spot like where you live?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Well, that's the thing is, that's what they're This is
only going to be a problem for about another week
because at my new place I will get a double spot.
The old place I had a double spot, but they
moved me to a single spot. But yes, this is
and again this this was not a problem with this
building for a good two months until the holidays and
somebody just had again.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Some parking dude. She's like, hmm, well, I'm just gonna
hate number one. I'm a hater.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
I gotta hate and number two I guess I gotta
do something because they have nothing to do here.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All day and.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
During the holidays.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Five texting and sea bass the epitome of rules for
thee not for me. No, But that's the point I
got to say as a fan of cart and arks,
I am a fan of cart arcs. But he gets
really but hurt about the rule.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Again, that's the difference. You guys are very stupid who
are comparing this to cart arks because carton arks is
not about a rule. It's about a suggestion. It's about
a consequence most places don't have. And people have yelled
this at me when I bust them on cardonarks. Where's
the rule.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That I have to return my cart? Exactly the opposite, stupid.
It's not a written rule. It is a social contract,
and it is an obvious consequence that you can see.
When I leave my cart in a parking spot, that's
an obvious problem for the next person who wants to
pull on that spot when I leave my car. When
I leave my car why of the way in a
different level than anybody else that is maybe one of
the car in it that's also been there for months,
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that is not a consequence to anyone else.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, So bottom line, are you reporting menace or not?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
You have one day on the dogs find a new home.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
This is an act of God sort of thing. But also,
as Gina said, what happened to doghouses?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, take a take a lesson snoopy.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Story.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Thank you, thank you, Chris. I appreciate you. I do
the whole carte stupid. Yeah, okay, alright, a.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Lot of people go and ad hominem on the text.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's age of the person who lost the argument. We're
gonna take a quick break. We got some more what
he showed next time.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So this thirty two year old guy in Wisconsin is
in the news today, arrested after he was caught in
masturbating at the grocery store. And again Greg says it
all the time.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, you can't just wait X amount of minutes until
you get home. No, you do it in the car,
you do it at work. Well, in this case, it
was a wigley.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh. One of the employees there thought the guy was
trying to steal something, but then they realized that he
was tugging it steal a sigh. And then they watched
as he dropped a load on the floor and then left. What. Yeah,
so the cops they were called. They were able to
identify the guy get him in the custody. He was
charged with one misdemeanor count of lewd and lascivious behavior disgusting.
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First of all, come quat, Yeah, I wash. That was
the most unapathetic I saw it. I thought, that's a joke, right,
and no, it's a real thing. And then when somebody
told me that was a real it's a piece of produce.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
It's a fruit, right, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And then one of those things I'd never noticed until
after I heard about it, that I was at the
grocery store and I saw on there coum quads. Who
I mean, just name alone. I'm out.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
It's bad, unappetizing, unappetizing. I'd love to know what ale is?
His turn on Aisle?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I know what gets some going.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Was it the butcher? Was it Cereal? Yes, Cereal Isle.
I'd look Captain Crunch right in the eye. There's something
I maintain eye contact. But the Captain was a little DeBie.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
The steak, yeah, steaks, or maybe the frozen sections the peak.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
All the hot lobsters. Also, we were talking about the
people on the planes, the Jet Blue flight stuff that
you had in the treading news headlines uh, someone just
got themselves banned from ever flying on United Airlines again.
It was a flight from San Francisco to the Philippines.
It was about four hours into the flight of passengers
sound asleep in business class when another man got out
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of his seat and started peeing on him.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Why do people do this?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
So the the golden shower obviously woke the guy up.
He was soaked in the guy's pee from the stomach down.
The flight attendants they gave him some pajamas to change into,
and then the peeing guy was begging them not to
press charges, but he was arrested as soon as the
flight land.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What did he expect, I Am going to go out
on a lemon say this is ambient and.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, maybe ambient.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah for sleepwalking, this is ambient.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
People do some crazy stuff on ambient.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, this is the one.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, but could that be a legit excuse, a medical excuse.
I was sleepwalking and I was on ambient. I didn't
know what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Don't bom. I'm putting this under the headline of I
don't care the reason why, the reason why you did
it exactly. There was just a video I saw yesterday online.
Is some guy he had missed his flight, and he
was pounding on the door inside the terminal, throwing stuff
at the glass. Then he ended up getting out and
down onto the He's running across the tarmac like, well,
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he has a mental health condition and he was triggered
at TSA by. I'm like, I don't care, it doesn't
matter excuses for the guy. Did he do this, yes,
So whatever happens to him, whatever, you know, what the
consequences is, what the consequence is about. How about this?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You know Joe Budden, he is a rapper slash podcast.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
You know Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Joe Budden. Yeah, he was just in the news because
he's notorious for sleepwalking, and he was sleepwalking and he
started ringing the doorbell, knocking on the door of his neighbor,
completely naked, sleepwalking And now there's charges being put against
them for that.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Huh Okay, I'd be sympathetic to That's like, look, I'm
a nude sleepwalker.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Right, yeah, yeah, but he did he he previously he
had lied about because he got kicked out of his complex, right,
I don't know if he The follow up is that
I think he had said some story about like he
was being like, where does he do that he's living
in an apartment complex.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I thought he had money, he does like luxury like
it in New York City where okay, okay, yeah, it
sounded yes less l No, because they call everything apartments
there because they are apartment because there they don't call
them condos. No, I understand. I wasn't thinking like New York.
I was thinking like a place.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Where, you know, yeah, apartment.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, like you're living in the garden style apartments across
from the liquor store.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
But if you have that problem, then it's like, how
do you like if I I don't want my neighbors
to see me naked sleepwalking, how do I.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Say you would lock your lock yourself in? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I guess I burned myself sleepwalking, especially looking for cookies.
When I was a kid, they were doing some remodeling
in my house and then so the heaters didn't have
covers on them, and previously in in the evening, my
mother was making cookies. I went to sleep, and then
apparently I woke up and I was sleepwalking and saying
(22:49):
I was looking for cookies, and I ran into the heater.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Apparently I was six years old when this happened. I
think I mentioned this story before. My mom stopped me
because I was about to pee in the oven.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I'd gotten up and sleep walking, and I was about to,
you know, I guess try to go to the find
the bathroom, but I ended up walking into the kitchen.
As we lived in this really small one bedroom apartment,
and I guess I walked in the kitchen and my
mom's going, what do you what are you doing, honey?
And I wasn't speaking, and and then I started like
going to like take my wien around, and she said
(23:20):
I was about to pee in the oven. Okay, So
with all that, I was standing in front of the toilet,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
So with all that was six, with all these stories shared,
What about the guy on the plane?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
We actually peed on somebody?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, but I mean if there might have not have
been malice behind, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Why do we automatically because we could prove that you
actually peede on somebody, you can't prove to me, Oh well,
it's because I was on ambience because whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
But we automatic was like this guy just randomly just
went up in a plane and he wanted to do that.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Right, What if your mom banned you from living in
the apartment.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
She could have she could have brought me to the
fire department, put me in that box, say save surrender box.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Tremendous. I think the point is that he knew that's
a possibility. And you can't put other people in your
line of fire if you know that's a possibility.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
When you're on ambient like you can't.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
You can't like I can't. I couldn't take a weed
gummy and walk in here. And well he took a
weed gummy, right, hilarious.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Did Joe Butten live in that complex with you?
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I know Joe Biden did. He's similar eight seven, seven
forty four text us to nine eighty seven. We'll be
right back to show, back in a field back in
al All right, Well that's all we've got for you
on a Thursday. Okay, quite frankly, we've had enough. Yeah,
(24:40):
and we're ready to go.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
We're done.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
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show podcast, also the uh what'd you call it? The
highlights podcast that we'll post. Just go to the Woody
Show dot com to find it.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
There.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Gina's grad school. We were all students today learning about
the worst ways to make money or the ways that
you're guaranteed to lose money.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, stay safe out there for people.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
People have a lot of New Year's resolutions to you know,
make more money or you'll find some other sources of
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We're back to the show and we are into another
new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's
a pre fridy, it's a Thursday morning. It's January the ninth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That's great gory,
Good morning, wood What is you menace? What is that, Boody?
We've got Gina High there, Sammy Sea Mass is here.
(00:24):
We got the phones open eight seven seven forty four.
What he hit us up with? The text over to
to nine eight seven? So are you going to report
menace to HR brings dogging? Yeah, both of them got two?
Why because I.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Needed to bring him in so they wouldn't be alone.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
No separation.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You had a real reason, yeah, yeah, yeah, a full
of transparency.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I live in an area that's pretty close to a
evacuation warning zone and there's ash like falling in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
There's no power, so wife's not home.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not home, so interesting, they're outside, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
They're in they're in board studio. Are they being well behaved? Born?
Oh yeah, they're being great.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
The Venice has two French bulldogs that are old and fat,
so I don't know that they.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I got a rampage throughout the office there under the circumstances,
is this acceptable Sea Bass emergency situation?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I would say no, but yes, I'm willing to face
the consequence.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Whatever they may be.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I'm not going to report him to HR because this
isn't just like, hey, I want to have my doggies around.
I don't want attention for my coworkers.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I mean a bind. That's true. He isn't a bind.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Now that also being said, they could have been left
outside with the poll Yeah, okay, no, it's it's fine,
but no, it's they'll allow it for one so allow it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Guss has an axe to grind with our building because
he's got he's got two vehicles. So this is and
we've been talking about this. He has like how would
you put it? When it comes to the rules, he's
got avery prole.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But when it comes to him, but it comes to
him everyone else.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So that's why I wanted to ask me about menace
and the and the dogs here today, because he has
reported at least two other co workers for bringing their
dogs into the office. One as far is to uh
get the whatever email that got sent out a radio
laminated and then he like hung it up. Yeah, and
so uh it was. It was this whole thing. And
(02:39):
then you know, now there's a rule here at the
radio station with the garage where everybody parks. He's got
two vehicles. He's got the cyber truck. Of course, I
got my old sedan. And then yeah, then he's got
the the the other car, which why are you keeping
both again.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Because I don't really, I don't know. I don't at
this point. I like having the flexibility. And look when
you have again, when you have a high end, expensive
luxury car like a cyber truck, that's not a daily
driver car, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
That's why you get it. You drive it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, I understand it all out of control, but you
also have to have a second thank you great, Like
I got a lot of a pretty nice car, drive
my car every day every day.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, a pretty nice car is different than a high
end excuse when you got.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
A second vehicle that's essentially for fun or a toy.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Like Yes, you see guys like super nice Lamborghini, Ferraris, Corvette, that's.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Right in the same category them right there, they call
them Sunday driver exactly. That's that's your Sunday driver. What
was the total cost that cyber truck one hundred twenty
because the tri motor. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Really okay, look, if you want to come in here again,
if you want to come in here. No, that's not
the excuse though, I mean because like, you don't have
a Ferrari. It's not a half a million dollar car
we're talking about. Let's get in there.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Uh you have Claire or whatever with the enhancements. But okay,
So the point being now that you what you guys
are are not getting it is that results matter, intent matters,
subtlety matters. Okay, so the situation, the situations matter. He's
been keeping one of his two cars here at the
building in the garage at all times, which is against
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the rules of the building.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You're not supposed to leave your car there, and that's
always been They do have something like, let's say you're
out of town, you're leaving from the office to go
out of town on business or whatever. You can go
to the office of the building. And I'm the only
one who does this and let them know that a
form you failed, a form, letting them know that your day. Look,
I'm leaving today, I'll be back on Tuesday, and they're
always cool with it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
This is my car, this is my life.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
They've been leaving notices for Sea mass.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Right now for again, They've they've been cool with me
leaving my either my cyber truck or my other car
here for two or three months. But I think the
problem was during the during the holidays, it becomes more
and I park out of the I'm not taking up
a good spot.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I park way out of the way.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I do.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I do the good neighborly thing of not causing a
problem for anybody else, which again is when it comes
to the rules.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, we had two of the three people you sent
to HR and their dog who kept the dog in
the studio with them and didn't bother anybody. That's that's all.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's all cute and nice, but that's not the point
of having a no dog policy in an office. It's
not just that the dogs sitting there sniffing you and
licking your hand while you're trying to do work. It's
that they should and they poop and they peece so
a dog leaves hair behind.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's why you don't have dogs.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
You can't make that blanket statement. Though, if I took
my dog here, she would not poop and peep indoors.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
She no guarantee that my dogs I see, Greg, I understand,
that's Greg.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
That's the same argument I have when I see dogs
in grocery stores, which is against health codes. Sure is
that if you ask that person, And because I've seen
three different dogs crap on the floor of a grocery
store in person myself, that's disgusting and exactly if you
if you'd ask that.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
But here's the thing. I saw service dog mess. I
both saw service dog at the airport poop right in
the middle member. They just walked away to even try
to clean it out diarrhea.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
And the point being, Greg, if you'd ask that owner
two seconds before that dog did it, is your dog
gonna crap in this grocery store or this airport. They
were saying, Oh, no, my dog won't. But they're wrong
because they're but I'm not wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You can't make my play. Ye take the blanket statement.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
My dog will be in a bag too when I
bring her, and you still say no, and she's not
even on the floor to poop on it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, so let's let's let's focus back on your issue
at hand. So they've been leaving these notices. What are
the notices say that you're gonna be towed?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
No, they say this is a friendly reminder that you're
not allowed to leave your car here overnight.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Now the point my answer to that would be, well
I did for months and no one noticed. But because
I am have a nice, super high end.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Car, your car sticks out too much exactly, and it
gets pro And there are people who've had cars here
for months and no one noticed or cared because we
literally have two thousand extra spots that never get used.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
So when I leave my car here overnight, it's a
victimless crime. But they also realized not your super high
end cyber truck. But they also figured out that you
were leaving your uh, your whatever you have. So yeah,
I tried to play. I tried to play by the rule.
Old car, my mo Honda a cord, it's fifteen years old.
I played by the rules.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I said, Okay, you don't want to, you don't wanna,
You're you're hating a little bit.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I see you see me flexing and yeah, So so
one day I again, during like a like a Thursday
or a Friday, I swapped him out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I said, okay, let's take the cyber truck and sibe home.
And they then found but I get I parked, didn't
take a good parking spot, parked way out of the way.
They ran around, they found my other car, and they
asked they ran the plates or whatever, because they addressed
these notes to me by name.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They saw mister.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Davis reminder that you're not allowed to leave any of
your cars here.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Damn, he's trying to figure out how to get back
at them. He wants his pound of flesh right, because
what they're doing is these are minimum.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Wage, as our buddy Adam Carola says, their minimum wage.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Gilded cage right they put me will never be able
to afford a cyber truck.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Right, jellynum wage Mussolini's. They've got nothing else to do.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And I and I say, although that's the rule. Well,
I say, it's a dumb rule.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I say, and there's no one in this building. We
live with a nice building. If someone took their old
junkie car that didn't ran and dumped it for a month.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I get it, totally get it.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
But if I want to have an overnight car that's
in one of again, the two thousand free spaces. I'm
literally not hurting anybody. You as a building are doing
me the person who pays your salary. Thank you, thank
you company, and they're employing me and I make them money.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So let me ask you a question. They do offer
assigned spots. That's what in the garage. Okay, so my
question money.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
But because by the way, there are fifteen different station
vehicles that live in this garage.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But I'm sure that's part of the least. I just
like to have that permission. Just give me that I'm
a station vehicle.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
You got to get it wrapped.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm not sure that just getting the reserve spot, because
they'll probably charge the full monthly rate plus the reserves.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
A certain executivesn't certain on air douchebags have reserved spots.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah right, that was not aimed at me. By the way,
nobody on this show needs one, literally, nobody in the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
The only part of that though, now that this has
come up, like you know, been in this building for
the past ten years and I never gone and filled
out the paperwork, just.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Fendly in my car here because I all all appreciations
with Craig and following the rules. It doesn't matter because again,
we have so much extra space.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
But I do it because for selfish reasons, because I
think I have such bad luck.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'll be the.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
One dude that gets back from a business trip and
my car's gone.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
It's funny, great because after they started leaving the notes
on my cyber truck again after two months of just
not noticing it, Yeah, I saw. I walked around and
they did leave like one or two other notes on
other cars to cover their truck. They had to cover
their ass because they don't want to look like their
profiling and being prejudiced with.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Schoff, so you won't accept change because it's a waste
of time. And then you walked around the garage to
see if they left notes on other cars. Well, I
didn't have to walk that far. I was just looking
on the floor that I was on.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I peered around and noticed some because when I park,
and I also, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Also I have a grind.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
My gears are grinded.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's the only parking lot in the freaking country where
the car chargers like, let's say we get here super
early in the morning, three AM and I start charging it.
The car hasn't completely charged yet, but they go by
six am, we're gonna start charging you a parking fee because, yeah,
our garage, I already have a monthly parking here.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Don't They don't want you just to sit at the chargers. Yes,
but every charger in the freaking country. After a car
is completely charged, that's when they start charging your feet.
It automatically just starts charging you fee. Minister's still charging
a good point. And I went to them and I
talked to him multiple times about that, and they go,
it just is what it is. See, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
That's my point here exactly is you have stupid people
running because I guess our building pays a separate company
or they have a separate op, whatever it is, we
have stupid people running the parking here. Which, by the way, hey,
if you're listening, your job could be done by literal a. Literally,
any monkey is a good person who's smart would say,
would say what Mena says, So why are you double
charging me? I'm already paying for the electricity? Why are
(11:01):
you charging me for parking? When I'm an employee here.
They'd say, Oh, you're right, that is a dumb policy.
Let's change that. I'm gonna I'm going to take a
proactive step and make sure that you menace are served properly,
because I'm here to serve you. They would come to
me and they say, oh, see, Bess, you're parking these
nice cars here, and sometimes they're here overnight one or
two nights. That's fine. We should change this policy to
where maybe it's it's a week. You know, you get
(11:21):
to park your car here for a week, so that
people like Greg don't have to stress on free come exactly,
because we have so much extra parking and if it
becomes ridiculous, but what we're doing by going around and
running and writing these notes that really or meaningless or
or charging extra money, this is we're making the people
who work here. We're making their lives harder when our
jobs should be to make their lives better. Yes, yes,
(11:42):
so your quest is noble, Yes exactly, I'm trying to
teach you how to hero business.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're not recognizing what a hero I want.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Yeah, are you not robbing this business essentially by parking
overnight and not paying for it, because that's not what
you're parking.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You've only had one parking spot paid for, and then
when you're here, you have two cars in the garage.
I think the point being is that it's not like
I am not robbing them. That's a that's a fair question, Sammy,
because we have so many extra spots, and we fired
so many people in this building. We have so many
like our lease is probably for four. Someone just wasn't
(12:25):
there an update? That wasn't there an update? Hold on?
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I mean your parking pass, your key and allows you
to bring in multiple vehicles. Now has that changed?
Speaker 5 (12:35):
One has changed so that so that's a good pointment.
It's actually it used to be. Yeah, you could drive
a different vehicle to work each day. That's fine, but
you don't have them. You don't have your fleet of
vehicles changed six months ago too, because like let's say
we had a let's say Jerry O'Connell comes in. It
used to be where I could I could already be
here and he he dropped it to the gate, I'd
buzz him in with my pass and you bust him.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Out so I can bring in as many cars.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
And but now they change that because again there they're
they're coming after that was in validation.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So Samy and I learned that the hard way.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
We did, but they changed that. Now where it's one in,
one out, so like and I've learned that myself.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
So it knows when you get here in the morning,
you use your card, you park your car right and
knows that you haven't left.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Correct answer.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
I don't know why, because they're they're they're chasing a
problem that does not exist.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well, they want their money, but what is there?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Like what money is that? Is that?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Not?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
That could be a good answer to our question, Jane,
persecuted victims?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Is that into who's getting this money?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Because this building is so empty and they have and
they're maybe they aren't making a lot of money from
from the leasing they're so they're they're they're hounding us,
good honest citizen, the heroes.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Why are we persecuting Chris? Good morning?
Speaker 7 (13:51):
I that's the card person, correct, correct?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know where he's going with this.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
But go ahead, yes, oh you know where I'm going
with this. So you'll you'll sit there and and bust
people and give people all kinds of craft because the
shopping cart. And yet you have a really ugly cyber
truck that has absolutely no purpose whatsoever, and you leave
it there all the time as a status symbol. And
(14:20):
and yet you and yet you won't move it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I do move it like we can go ahead and
kind of.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Because they can't follow.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
The rules correct.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And what I'm saying is trying to get people to
do the right thing. Hold on, he's still.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Going right, Well, I know you do the right thing
and move your car because it's not your parking lot
and not your building.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
The point is that my car, like I said it does,
is a victimless crime if it's here for an extra
day a week or two days a week, because it is,
it literally is in nobody's way. When I park it
down way out of the way. There are fifty spots
on every single side that are and will remain empty,
probably till the end of time.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Look, I don't disagree with that, but on my way
to work, if I'm the only car on the road
and I roll through stop signs and run a red
light or two, there's nobody out there, I consider that
a victimless crime. Should I never get a ticket for that?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
I would say, if you're like a rolling stop late
at night through a stop, I do it all the
time coming here because there's there's a bad light coming in.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
That just doesn't that's exactly right.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
There's a bad like I know that for three minutes
and yeah again, I will wait, I'll sit there, I'll wait,
I'll triple check those crosswalks and I'll roll through. And
I got busted right now, Gina, that's and you could
explain that to the police officer. But again it's it's
kind of a again victimless crime.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't hate that as much. Okay, So either get
the second uh parking pass for the building or get
people fired, or couldn't you get let's see, or could
you couldn't you get a second spot like where you live?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Well, that's the thing is, that's what they're This is
only going to be a problem for about another week
because at my new place I will get a double spot.
The old place I had a double spot, but they
moved me to a single spot. But yes, this is
and again this this was not a problem with this
building for a good two months until the holidays and
somebody just had again.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Some parking dude. She's like, hmm, well, I'm just gonna
hate number one. I'm a hater.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
I gotta hate and number two I guess I gotta
do something because they have nothing to do here.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All day and.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
During the holidays.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Five texting and sea bass the epitome of rules for
thee not for me. No, But that's the point I
got to say as a fan of cart and arks,
I am a fan of cart arcs. But he gets
really but hurt about the rule.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Again, that's the difference. You guys are very stupid who
are comparing this to cart arks because carton arks is
not about a rule. It's about a suggestion. It's about
a consequence most places don't have. And people have yelled
this at me when I bust them on cardonarks. Where's
the rule.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
That I have to return my cart? Exactly the opposite, stupid.
It's not a written rule. It is a social contract,
and it is an obvious consequence that you can see.
When I leave my cart in a parking spot, that's
an obvious problem for the next person who wants to
pull on that spot when I leave my car. When
I leave my car why of the way in a
different level than anybody else that is maybe one of
the car in it that's also been there for months,
(17:04):
that is not a consequence to anyone else.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, So bottom line, are you reporting menace or not?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
You have one day on the dogs find a new home.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
This is an act of God sort of thing. But also,
as Gina said, what happened to doghouses?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, take a take a lesson snoopy.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Story.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Thank you, thank you, Chris. I appreciate you. I do
the whole carte stupid. Yeah, okay, alright, a.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Lot of people go and ad hominem on the text.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's age of the person who lost the argument. We're
gonna take a quick break. We got some more what
he showed next time.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So this thirty two year old guy in Wisconsin is
in the news today, arrested after he was caught in
masturbating at the grocery store. And again Greg says it
all the time.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, you can't just wait X amount of minutes until
you get home. No, you do it in the car,
you do it at work. Well, in this case, it
was a wigley.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh. One of the employees there thought the guy was
trying to steal something, but then they realized that he
was tugging it steal a sigh. And then they watched
as he dropped a load on the floor and then left. What. Yeah,
so the cops they were called. They were able to
identify the guy get him in the custody. He was
charged with one misdemeanor count of lewd and lascivious behavior disgusting.
(18:41):
First of all, come quat, Yeah, I wash. That was
the most unapathetic I saw it. I thought, that's a joke, right,
and no, it's a real thing. And then when somebody
told me that was a real it's a piece of produce.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
It's a fruit, right, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And then one of those things I'd never noticed until
after I heard about it, that I was at the
grocery store and I saw on there coum quads. Who
I mean, just name alone. I'm out.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
It's bad, unappetizing, unappetizing. I'd love to know what ale is?
His turn on Aisle?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I know what gets some going.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Was it the butcher? Was it Cereal? Yes, Cereal Isle.
I'd look Captain Crunch right in the eye. There's something
I maintain eye contact. But the Captain was a little DeBie.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
The steak, yeah, steaks, or maybe the frozen sections the peak.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
All the hot lobsters. Also, we were talking about the
people on the planes, the Jet Blue flight stuff that
you had in the treading news headlines uh, someone just
got themselves banned from ever flying on United Airlines again.
It was a flight from San Francisco to the Philippines.
It was about four hours into the flight of passengers
sound asleep in business class when another man got out
(19:52):
of his seat and started peeing on him.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Why do people do this?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
So the the golden shower obviously woke the guy up.
He was soaked in the guy's pee from the stomach down.
The flight attendants they gave him some pajamas to change into,
and then the peeing guy was begging them not to
press charges, but he was arrested as soon as the
flight land.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What did he expect, I Am going to go out
on a lemon say this is ambient and.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, maybe ambient.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah for sleepwalking, this is ambient.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
People do some crazy stuff on ambient.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, this is the one.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, but could that be a legit excuse, a medical excuse.
I was sleepwalking and I was on ambient. I didn't
know what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Don't bom. I'm putting this under the headline of I
don't care the reason why, the reason why you did
it exactly. There was just a video I saw yesterday online.
Is some guy he had missed his flight, and he
was pounding on the door inside the terminal, throwing stuff
at the glass. Then he ended up getting out and
down onto the He's running across the tarmac like, well,
(20:53):
he has a mental health condition and he was triggered
at TSA by. I'm like, I don't care, it doesn't
matter excuses for the guy. Did he do this, yes,
So whatever happens to him, whatever, you know, what the
consequences is, what the consequence is about. How about this?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You know Joe Budden, he is a rapper slash podcast.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
You know Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Joe Budden. Yeah, he was just in the news because
he's notorious for sleepwalking, and he was sleepwalking and he
started ringing the doorbell, knocking on the door of his neighbor,
completely naked, sleepwalking And now there's charges being put against
them for that.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Huh Okay, I'd be sympathetic to That's like, look, I'm
a nude sleepwalker.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Right, yeah, yeah, but he did he he previously he
had lied about because he got kicked out of his complex, right,
I don't know if he The follow up is that
I think he had said some story about like he
was being like, where does he do that he's living
in an apartment complex.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I thought he had money, he does like luxury like
it in New York City where okay, okay, yeah, it
sounded yes less l No, because they call everything apartments
there because they are apartment because there they don't call
them condos. No, I understand. I wasn't thinking like New York.
I was thinking like a place.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Where, you know, yeah, apartment.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, like you're living in the garden style apartments across
from the liquor store.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
But if you have that problem, then it's like, how
do you like if I I don't want my neighbors
to see me naked sleepwalking, how do I.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Say you would lock your lock yourself in? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I guess I burned myself sleepwalking, especially looking for cookies.
When I was a kid, they were doing some remodeling
in my house and then so the heaters didn't have
covers on them, and previously in in the evening, my
mother was making cookies. I went to sleep, and then
apparently I woke up and I was sleepwalking and saying
(22:49):
I was looking for cookies, and I ran into the heater.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Apparently I was six years old when this happened. I
think I mentioned this story before. My mom stopped me
because I was about to pee in the oven.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I'd gotten up and sleep walking, and I was about to,
you know, I guess try to go to the find
the bathroom, but I ended up walking into the kitchen.
As we lived in this really small one bedroom apartment,
and I guess I walked in the kitchen and my
mom's going, what do you what are you doing, honey?
And I wasn't speaking, and and then I started like
going to like take my wien around, and she said
(23:20):
I was about to pee in the oven. Okay, So
with all that, I was standing in front of the toilet,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
So with all that was six, with all these stories shared,
What about the guy on the plane?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
We actually peed on somebody?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, but I mean if there might have not have
been malice behind, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Why do we automatically because we could prove that you
actually peede on somebody, you can't prove to me, Oh well,
it's because I was on ambience because whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
But we automatic was like this guy just randomly just
went up in a plane and he wanted to do that.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Right, What if your mom banned you from living in
the apartment.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
She could have she could have brought me to the
fire department, put me in that box, say save surrender box.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Tremendous. I think the point is that he knew that's
a possibility. And you can't put other people in your
line of fire if you know that's a possibility.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
When you're on ambient like you can't.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
You can't like I can't. I couldn't take a weed
gummy and walk in here. And well he took a
weed gummy, right, hilarious.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Did Joe Butten live in that complex with you?
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I know Joe Biden did. He's similar eight seven, seven
forty four text us to nine eighty seven. We'll be
right back to show, back in a field back in
al All right, Well that's all we've got for you
on a Thursday. Okay, quite frankly, we've had enough. Yeah,
(24:40):
and we're ready to go.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
We're done.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, Today was a good day. We got the full
show podcast, also the uh what'd you call it? The
highlights podcast that we'll post. Just go to the Woody
Show dot com to find it.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
There.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Gina's grad school. We were all students today learning about
the worst ways to make money or the ways that
you're guaranteed to lose money.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, stay safe out there for people.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
People have a lot of New Year's resolutions to you know,
make more money or you'll find some other sources of
income and things like that. A's a Gina, She schooled
us today, Gina's grad school, trending, news, headlines, birthdays, porn
of birthdays, all there on the Full Show podcast and
the Highlights podcast. Just go to the woodyshow dot com.
Great news. Tomorrow is Friday, always good to get through
(25:24):
the first week back after a break. And tomorrow morning
we're gonna do what we always do Friday fail stories,
got the Duyq, you chance to win some stuff there
also menaces, late night monologue, week in Review, Yeah, Matt,
and anything else that we can do to get through
the morning end of the weekend as quickly as possible.
It's happening tomorrow Friday here on the Woody Show. Anything
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