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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He Body Show. We're into another new hour, insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Thank you for being here.
Is January the tenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That is great Gory. Hiwood Menace is here. We got
Gina Sea Bass is here. Good morning, Sea Bass, Sammy,
(00:23):
good morning to you. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Wooding. You can hit us up with a
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there's somebody or something you like to have us shout out,
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you can you can do that. Just text all that
information again over to two to nine eight seven. We'll
have some of the trending news headlines for you this hour,
but for the first time in twenty twenty five, we're
gonna turn things over to Menace with the late night
monologue week in Review.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We need it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, yeah, it's a It's been a rough start to
the year, as we mentioned, and it started on New
Year's with the New Orleans stuff and then the thing
in Vegas with the cyber truck, even though he was
the only one that really got messed up on that one. Good,
although there were some people that were injured. Although I
will say, and you brought it up when we were
goofing on your cyber truck to see Bass that if
it wasn't any other truck, that would have been a
(01:26):
much bigger deal. But the fact that it was in
the cyber truck, in the way that the cyber trucks
built and everything like it really uh a bit suppressed
what could have been a lot of damage panels, injury panels,
things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So I'm gonna go make a pilgrimage to the spot
and lay it wreath for that fallen truck as a
responsible truck cyber truck owner myself.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I see, Well, I wasn't really being sarcastic about it.
I thought that was, like, yeah, a pretty interesting point.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'd have saved a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, I sure did. And then of course this week
with all the fires and just the destruction just apocalyptic.
It seems so many people displaced him without anything left.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, and this would be the most, if not one
of the most challenging late night monologues ever.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Right, but this is where it's most important. I remember
after nine to eleven they did that first episode of
SNL and people are like, what are we gonna do? Like,
are we really doing an episode of SNL? This is
not the time, And it ended up being something that
people really got into and it was and it was Yeah,
it was great. So really it's when you need it
the most. And so, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
(02:28):
it is time for Menaces late night Monologue week and review.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Well. I don't know if you've heard about this, but
a year round, one hundred square foot Halloween experiences coming
to the Las Vegas Strip this year, and it's called
Universal Whore Unleashed.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Locals call it Circus Circus. Oh hey, our.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Friend Gavier Arglesias has a new Netflix special out and
the numbers are already in it. It has one hundred
percent more views than Corlis Vancia. I'm wrestling has also
come to streaming, and it used to be Netflix and Chilled.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Now it's just Monday night raw thing.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Get it.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Yeah, let's get raw. Let's get no fondoms.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
All right.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Well, Elon Musk has announced that he's changing the Twitter algorithm.
I mean, I'm sorry x algorithm to be more positive.
So if you'd like to see Woody's tweets, you need
to go to x dot com slash Woody s h wa.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
It needs to be He's much better.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
He's a much better because on account of you don't
have positive tweets, therefore, the new algorithm is gonna bury you.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Yeah, so I'm sorry, got it. Yeah, I have to
understand the internet.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Maybe I want to I want to deep on, but
I will say this would he has been much much
better on his on his tweet.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't even really post anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, but now that I'm getting I like it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
All right, Well I'm going back into the Internet. We'll
see how this goes. Mark Mark Zuckberg also announced that
he'll be removing fact checkers from Facebook. So I would
like to announce that I'm six five chupacabras are real,
and the Menanda's Brothers have been released.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
So who needs these pesky facts like this fun fact
if the sky was green, we wouldn't know where to
stop mowing.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Wow, right, seek we need.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Fact checkers because that joke actually came from a nineteen
eighty six episode of the TV show Night Court.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
The Phoenix Suns have.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
The Phoenix Suns have announced that they have a new
two dollars menu, calling and it the best value in
the NBA for two bucks. I'm sure it's quality. It's like, oh,
it's like, hey, sons, I would like to order a
hot dog and some barf nuggets.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
There we go, Yeah, New Year. Yeah, we're getting back
up to speed here.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
All right, let's go on to some real food news.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
We've covered this.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Girl Scout Cookies, s'mores and Tosier flavors are being discontinued,
and it's like, hey, Girl Scout Cookies, checked us out.
In Girl Scouts, they have this thing called the it's
a wild idea. It's called chocolate chip. Look into it.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Some research and does it not have Did they not
have a chocolate chip? For a minute?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
There, I do.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I don't remember the history, but I will tell you this.
Is it a coincidence that their address is four twenty
I think not?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh, I think is that true?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
That's through address for four twenty fifth Avenue, New York City.
All right, now.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I looked at it.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Now, egg prices, let's talk to these egg prices. In
some parts of the country, people are seeing eight prices
at nine dollars a carn and I'm like, nine dollars
a carn is Sydney, swimmy crabbing out these eggs? Do
they come with a side of diamonds? What's going on here?
I need that nine dollars to see Carlos at the
rec center.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, oh, not a shot.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
It's called the callback all right.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
By the way, girl Scouts inselect area sell those gluten
free Harmel.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Chocolate chip now, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Just o g chocolate chip.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Anyways, tonight we do have Carlos a note, sorry not Carls.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
By well, we have a great show for you tonight.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
We do have Gabriel Iglesias shout out to his new
Netflix special out right now that you can see in
Chapel Romee.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
She's back for five all right, and that is your
late we can review. You know what I'm saying. It's
like that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's like that's when Menace like would do his joke
and he wasn't as smooth as he is now and
professional with the transitions, and he would say, all right,
well there's.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
That yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's that.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Fat since he brought it up, Ninas, Carlos, Men's doing
like a mini residency at Haras Las, Vegas an option.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, we're gonna take a quick break the trending news headlines.
So I was reading this story this town in the
UK they blocked a new pizza place from opening because
the kids in the area are already too fat. Yeah,
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they're already too fat.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Oh my god, let's see.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I made a note. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh, by the way, you have the name of the
pizza joint, Woodies Pizza.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Oh it's beautiful. O.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Wh are they fat blocking Woody?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah. So the rules are there that there will be
no support for planning or permits for takeout food businesses
and areas where more than thirteen percent of the kids
between the ages of five and ten years old are
classified as obese, and there it's more like twenty percent.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Oh something like that.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I hate when you go to the areas where they
have like no drive throughs like that they made it
that way, yeah, or yeah, like restaurants, Oh, you can't
have fast food restaurants in cercenarios.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So the town that I grew up in where like
they would not like there was a thing on the
books there that they were not allowed to open a
gas station in town.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh I remember we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It because they looked tacky. They look tacky and trash. Also,
no business was allowed to have any type of neon
sign of any kind of interesting.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
You know what else is tacky?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Your car running out of gas on the side of
the road and you leaving it there.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, but they didn't care about that. So, like we
had to drive. The closest gas station was like fifteen
minutes away.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Wow, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
The county I grew up in didn't allow billboards, which
looking back I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Also, you couldn't have just your own standalone sign. Like
there we had a McDonald's, but the McDonald's where it
was had the same looking sign as all the other
businesses that were next to it.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Oh wow, so boring.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So it's just it was yeah, it was all like standardized.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's just says McDonald's.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
So what was your zip code? And I know two
and zero.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Six Plainsboro, New Jersey. Plainsboro, New Jersey, And still to
this day there's not a gas station there. Bizarre, that's insane.
There's like there were like a lot of like farms
and stuff around.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
There, and you think they need gas.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, I'm saying, like so like it wasn't like, uh,
you know, this side of the street is one town.
This side of the street is the next you know
where there's a bunch of stores stuff. It's like there
was you know, you have to go again fifteen minutes
just to get to the closest gas station.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I forgot. Did Richie Rich live next.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
To you or No? It wasn't that kind of place.
It was just you know what it was. It was
almost like you know how like now the big style
is like modern farmhouse. Yeah, they were doing that ish
before everybody because it used to be a very rural area.
You know, it was all farms, and so this town
was like this little small small town that like started
you know, growing and growing and growing, and so they
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tried to keep it that same kind of.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Like shabby chic.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, not even chic. It was just like this farm
like modern farm house like that picture that look. I
do love that they were going for that. But it
was like the eighties, man, Yeah, ahead of its time.
They was, they were way ahead of their time. Yeah,
but anyway, that's a that's a that's a bummer. What's
pizza happened? Kids are too fat?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Everybody because of the fat kids.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
I know my pizza exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So what are yours for the new year? You can
go with you want to lose weight, you want to
and that's fine. I know a lot of people do
that stuff and I've done that. We've been there, We've
all been there every year, and of course that I think,
that's just like an ongoing thing, it's an ongoing battle.
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I'm a big loser when it comes to that. I'm
not a big loser of weight. I'm just I'm just
a big loser. But what I am trying to accomplish
this year, there's all these things that I've been needing
to do for myself from a health standpoint, meaning, uh,
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I'm overdue to get that colonoscopy that my doctor told
me that I should have gotten.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Vacation.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well whatever, I say. You know, so I was supposed
to schedule that like a year ago. That was after
last year's physical that I went for. I was supposed
to do that. I want to do the sleep study.
Oh finally I did that.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Oh you did well, because did you get a seat
PAP now? And I'm pissed.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
That's all I want, and that's all I wanted. It
was like because I went to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I was having you know, lightheadedness, all this stuff from
these god awful hours. Went to the doctor, got a physical,
no problems there. I said, well, it's sleep and he's like, okay,
here's a sleep study. They gave me the thing that
it fits on your finger and it like sucks onto
your finger and then it has a big wrist strap.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
No sleep.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Oh wait, wait, did you do.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
It at home?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
You had to do it at a facility And I
was up all night and they watch you when they
listen to you.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Good luck sleeping, right, No, how can you fall asleep?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I had the home the home game, my step on
their wit and did one of those. And she was
worried that she wouldn't be able to do it either,
and you know, went fine, and she got a seat
pap machine. Now she sleeps like a baby. Jesus, the
worst sleep. Joe Koy, our friend, comedian Joe Cooy, has
been swearing by the seapap things. What I want, I
want one.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
It just pushes oxygen in.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
You know why you can't just buy one? Yeah, you
gotta get a prescription. That's dumb. Too much, all right,
So I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do those things I
also want to. Yet I think I've decided I'm going
to go get the full body mri oh, doing the
full body scam, and if they have to look into
stuff and it ends up being benign or ends up
being fine, I'll have peace of mind. Okay, And then
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I want to do the other thing. I think Menace
did this. Did the heart mapping or the heart what's
it called the black check? Yeah, plac check.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
That's a big one, right, yeah, which.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I've done a lot of stuff over the years thinking that,
you know, maybe I'm having a heart attack that ends
up being my anxiety.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Yeah, no, no, After I got that black check, yeah, yeah,
the anxiety part just kind of goes awaynut.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, but I've done that thing where I've did the
the stress test, the imaging stuff and whatever. I went
to a.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Cardiologist another city, right oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's from a blood test, and they thought that something
could have been happening, but it was like a mis miscommunication. Yeah,
like they had to run the test again and everything's
perfectly fine, like, but there was like where I had
like I swore I was having some kind of heart
heart attack or whatever, and so they sent me to
the cardiologist because I'm fat and I did all that
stuff and they're like, no, your heart's actually very healthy
and this was not that long ago. But I want
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to get that thing. Yeah, that's the stuff I'm focused on.
That's an ultrasound right menace. Yeah, you go into a wan. Yeah,
but they tell you exactly just how your heart is, No,
all your are, just how clogged every art Yeah. Yeah.
So that's that's my goal for the year. I want
to get all that stuff done.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
It's very helpful for a peace of mind because you're like,
oh man, how many like you know, double Paggy double
Patty Burgers have I had in my life?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Gregry, what's your goals for the year.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well, I remember last year I had a very shallow resolution.
So I came up with one very shallow resolution this year.
Last year it was to shave more often, so stupid,
but I realized that I would only shave once a week,
so by the time Fridays would come around, I would
look like a bum. So I and and I failed
at that one. My resolution or my goal for this
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year is to actually not wait ten years to buy
like a new shirt. I recently bought I think two
or three new shirts, and I thought, I don't remember
the last time I bought a new shirt, it was
probably over ten years ago. That's such a dude, It's
so dumb. So I want to get.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Nicer shirts, not just like stuff that you were, just
like a T shirt that you wear, Like most.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Of my wardrobe is just would he show T shirts
and stuff like that? And I don't want to look
like a stupid bomb anymore?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Are you going full?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
What's the gay guy with the three piece suits?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh the guy that you told me to follow he rules?
Oh you mean Tim Gunn or full.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Tim gun I should go.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Like he walks into every room and he's like wearing
like five.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So what's that would be nice? Wait?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
So what's what's the goal? Goal?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Is just to buy to maybe go look for clothes
more than once every ten years?
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah, fancy they up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
And then, I mean I did have a pretty low
bar goal remember the few years ago, be better, so
like whatever I applied it to and like so when
it came to eating, be better than I was last year.
When it came to fitness, be better. When it came
to relationships or friendships or be better. I guess it
was a general It was so, but I needed it
at that time. I needed something. Yeah, oh yeah, you
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have the progress, not perfection.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Correct, and I guess correct. Overall, what I'm saying about
the new clothes is just to be less sloppy. I've
gotten very sloppy. You are to get out of here
one hundred and then I want to maintain the least
sloppy people that I know. I look very dumpy most
of the time.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well, I would say, okay, I will say for the
way he dresses very like misshmash of things casual, Yeah,
like free teacher here and you know whatever I.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Mean, coming just coming in in the middle of the
night here.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't really care. Outside of work, I would. I
don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Dumpy, I'm saying every time we see you outside of
this studio. Then I actually trunk correct, you never looked
dumpy together ever.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And then I want to maintain yolo lifestyle. You know, yeah,
I think I adopted that late last year. Yeah, so
loving it. I would like to maintain that.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I know, men as what's your goal for twenty two?
Goals for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
I have three things. I don't know if they're like
super vagan or whatever, but it's humor. Content and transparency
are the three things I want to focus on. So,
like humor, I just want to be more around more
funny things constantly, like even like outside of work, like
you know, checking in with my friends that just love
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like comedy and things like that, and go into maybe
more comedy shows and just being around people that enjoy
humor on a regular basis.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And what's the reason for that, Like where's that coming from?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Because I think last year I got really uh focused
on the business side of what we do for a living.
And then so like outside of work, I'm still on
the email and I'm like doing dumb doing dumb, constantly
doing dumb stuff like checking in to see if they
have the raffle tickets for the event, Like they got it.
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This is what they do for a living. You know,
I don't need to like, you know, be constant. Yeah,
it'd be constantly checking in on every little piece of
business that we do. And then content, yeah, like producing
more content that is I don't know that I find enjoyable.
And then transparency. Transparency is like hey, if somebody has
an issue. I have an issue with them, or they
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have issue with me. Let's just talk about it.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Move on or not? Move on?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Who cares?
Speaker 7 (18:15):
You know, Like why have this like weird feeling like
we're adults. Let's okay, what's the issue. What's the problem?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I got you?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, SeaBASS? What's your goal for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
All right? It is to retire?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Ooh all right?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
You laugh by Now I like this. There is well,
there's a there's a move. It's this has been around
for a while. It's called fire Financial independence.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Early.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, people written books about this. The idea is that
like if you really you don't have to wait till
you're like sixty to sixty five, if you really work
on putting aside a good nest egg and cutting down expenses,
which hello, cyber trucking, like nice apartment, uh in.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Buying all these things for you, you know bits with
Perry Caravello. Right, Yeah, Like there's there's setting like inflatable
boats full of chili or whatever.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
You can't be a minimalist, you can, Yeah, I'm sure
we've seen you do it.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, we see you do it. And and it's it's
not as hard.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
As you say, a lot of people like who are
not you know, they don't found the next Amazon, but
they like it helps when you're married number one. Uh
so maybe that should be a.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Goal to as a business expense.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Yeah, cut down my overhead.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Well, if you find a rich lady or gentlemen, we
don't judge.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Well, people will judge.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
They'll they'll they'll kind of soft retire in their late
twenties early thirties where I am and and.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Can be done.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Some of them travel the world, or maybe they'll like
they'll just work part time as like a consultant at
their old job or something like that, just to keep busy. Basically,
but I think I'm gonna try to retire this year
financial independence, retire early. It's basically it's a lot of
times it's you know, like two income households, like the
wife's got a real good job that the husband's got
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a good job, you know, a nurse, engineer or whatever,
and they just sock away socker money. Don't don't buy
the newest car and newest house, et cetera. All the
stuff that people tend to do for the first twenty
years of their adult life. And they find oh, man,
I can retire when I'm forty damn. But they're like
they're the new Dinks, right, the new doubling come, no,
k A lot of times they have kids. A lot
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of times they do a lot of those holes depends
on where you live. Cost of living, well, that's another thing.
Some of them are like they'll they'll they'll they'll be
from you know, Canada or the States or whatever. They'll
have three kids and they'll say, hey, we could just
live in Thailand or Vietnam for a third of the price.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Cho kids. House hunters International know.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
The Thailand stuff is crazy, like all all the people
that have.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
A lot of British over there and find yeah, nice
lady boys.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
They live in like luxury building kas one another place.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Whatever. Happened to learn Japanese fluently.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Still working on that. That's going through. I have go
on through the first I've actually listened to. I'll pull
it up right now, two different Japanese books. I listened
to them all the way through both at least once.
My problem with that is I'm not consistent enough.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Yeah, because I would love for you to battle our
ex employee Randy, because japan battle he dude, he's he's
already doing like fluent sentences in Japanese.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
It's insane.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Well, I mean you could do a sentence or too.
I can repeat anybody. Okay, well any dope if you
want to, if you want to battle, you can do that.
Gina Grad, what are your goals for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Well, I'm stealing one of each of yours. I need
a colonoscopy. I've been putting it off for so long.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, we're trying to give the two for one deal.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, we want to hold hands if we can, say, if.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
We can save money just using the same tube, like
they don't have to switch it out.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
You know, I'm a sleep.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Do what you got.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You can go first too. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Oh thank you, Yeah, as long as you are going
to be a sleep.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
So that's what I have to do this year. And
I have zero YOLO in my life. I haven't for years,
and I need to start like living while the living's good.
The other one is no sitting while watching TV. I
have a treadmill, I have a balance board.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
I have.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I do do that because TV's meant for.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
I pretend that the treadmill powers the TV.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
I just don't do it as often as I should,
so less sitting while watching TV, less vegetabling. And I
have a s ton of scarves that I promise people
when I was on a scarf knitting kick that get
done nice.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
I Sammy would like that.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Maybe you could do that while you're on the treadmill.
Oh shit, watching television, but then get the scarves done
while you're on the treadmill. Yeah, all right, Sammy. What
are your goals for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Mine are kind of pretty vague, but do less and
sleep more?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
So like that?
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Yeah, I mean, because I try to someone I don't
want to say, stick to our schedule during the week
on the weekends, but I try not to sleep in
too late, and so I'll wake up because I don't
want to get all thrown off. I know what, you
will sleep in until ten every day of the week
or later. And I think that I need to start
doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
And in the afternoon we love that.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
And as you know, as Greg talks about, I'll do
laundry every day. I'm always cleaning. I always feel like
there's something to be done and if I'm not doing it,
I feel guilty. But there's really nobody in charge of
making me do it for me, like there's no reason
that I need to be all.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
This could just be your hardwiring as a woman, you know,
like you just feel the need to clean and laundry.
You know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah, great, she should
be fighting that urg I mean, you know, would the
laundry thing.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I support one thousand percent.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
You are way too laun laundry has.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
I do like a clean place, and I don't think
turning into a slob. But I want to feel less
guilt if I'm not getting something done and just allow
myself to not do it.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
And you don't have to do laundry every hour, right,
All right, all good goals. These are all very achievable. Well,
Sea Bass is maybe a little farm fetched like you.
That sounds more like a five year plan kind of
think that people would set up.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Right.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
The problem is like a twelve month you have to
give yourself only six months to do it double down. Yeah, yeah,
I understand it. I understand like sometimes he wants you
to retire.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Sometimes when you do give yourself like a sense of urgency,
that way you can get a lot more complishent you
would otherwise. I'm saying that and I'm not saying it's
not not even for Sea Bass specifically, but for people
in general.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Right, you know, like you could do that. It's just
a very short runway.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
But seas if you need any help it, I'll just
descret I.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Believe in you so much. I think you could do it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Like in a month, have you thought about maybe by
the end of the day.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Show is coming up. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Now here's where it gets really Grey's.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I'm not being time to think about everything. He's gonna
maguine when he gets later the Woody Show. You already
talking about your goals. I don't call to comeback. I've
been here for years. No, but don't call it resolutions.
I think that's that triggers your brain like you're it's
like almost like a turn off because you've been defeated
(25:14):
so many times you got to just say, you know what,
I got a goal for the year.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah. It also implies that just because you flipped the calendar, Yeah,
then all of a sudden something's going to change.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It's like you couldn't do it in the middle of
the year, like you start today.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
And the best advice I ever got on exercise our
buddy Vinnie Toordich, who's a you know, sort of a
fitness guy with the stars. He always says, when it
comes to exercise and resolutions, start slow and slow down. Yeah,
otherwise you're going to burn out, and that'll be that.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Sixty six percent adults made a resolution this year, so
they said the top ones were most of the same
old stuff, improving diet, exercise finances. Diet resolutions down, but
fitness resolutions are up. But this year's third most popular
resolution topic is managing finances. Always this category jump like
(25:58):
six percentage points, And when it comes to age eighteen
to twenty four year olds will prioritize improving their food
and diet. People twenty five to thirty four are the
most likely to work on their relationships and personalities. And
only one third will stick to their resolution, they say
for the entire year. But that seems pretty high.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
That really does a third?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah today or you know it's something quitting day. Yeah right,
I mean, if it's already over for most people, isn't
it a third will be for the entire year?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Damn?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Isn't the die stuff down? Because of the weight loss drugs?
I think, are we like the first time ever, because
it's more important.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, we have the fitness drugs, it's still important to exercise.
You don't lose muscle mass. Yeah, so the diet's not
as important, but the exercise. I said, I mean, you
might be honestly.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
That the finances are more important because you've got to
pay for it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, insensitivity draining for a politically world. It's a Woody show. Well,
that's going to do it for this hour, that's going
to do it for today's show, and that's going to
do it for a pretty wild week first week back. Yeah, yeah,
I wasn't wasn't expecting any of that, not at all.
(27:09):
But we made it through the week into the weekend
Friday show podcast there at the woodieshow dot com also, uh,
the abbreviated the shorter vert. We gotta come up with
the name we'll get in the meeting, highlight pod, highlight
pod whatever, all, Well, we'll do that cliff notes pod.
Do people use clip notes anymore?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
I don't know, but we're kind we're kind of anti name,
but not in the age of.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
AI, you know, Yeah, they don't know what it is.
T L d R pod too long didn't read.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
We got the podcast there at the woodi Show dot com.
But today we did your Friday fail stories. Also the
d u i Q Menaces, late night monologue, weekend review
that and more. Find it on the podcast again, Into
the Woodieshow dot com back on Monday weekend. Cheers and jeers,
Just happy we got through the Well you can't think
a need from us between now and Monday morning. You
(28:02):
can leave on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven,
seven forty four Woodie
He Body Show. We're into another new hour, insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Thank you for being here.
Is January the tenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That is great Gory. Hiwood Menace is here. We got
Gina Sea Bass is here. Good morning, Sea Bass, Sammy,
(00:23):
good morning to you. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Wooding. You can hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eight seven or Friday
check ins. You can hit usup with a Friday check
in on the text. Tell us who you are, where
you are Anthony a guy going on this weekend. If
there's somebody or something you like to have us shout out,
(00:43):
you can you can do that. Just text all that
information again over to two to nine eight seven. We'll
have some of the trending news headlines for you this hour,
but for the first time in twenty twenty five, we're
gonna turn things over to Menace with the late night
monologue week in Review.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We need it.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, yeah, it's a It's been a rough start to
the year, as we mentioned, and it started on New
Year's with the New Orleans stuff and then the thing
in Vegas with the cyber truck, even though he was
the only one that really got messed up on that one. Good,
although there were some people that were injured. Although I
will say, and you brought it up when we were
goofing on your cyber truck to see Bass that if
it wasn't any other truck, that would have been a
(01:26):
much bigger deal. But the fact that it was in
the cyber truck, in the way that the cyber trucks
built and everything like it really uh a bit suppressed
what could have been a lot of damage panels, injury panels,
things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So I'm gonna go make a pilgrimage to the spot
and lay it wreath for that fallen truck as a
responsible truck cyber truck owner myself.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I see, Well, I wasn't really being sarcastic about it.
I thought that was, like, yeah, a pretty interesting point.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'd have saved a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, I sure did. And then of course this week
with all the fires and just the destruction just apocalyptic.
It seems so many people displaced him without anything left.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, and this would be the most, if not one
of the most challenging late night monologues ever.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Right, but this is where it's most important. I remember
after nine to eleven they did that first episode of
SNL and people are like, what are we gonna do? Like,
are we really doing an episode of SNL? This is
not the time, And it ended up being something that
people really got into and it was and it was Yeah,
it was great. So really it's when you need it
the most. And so, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
(02:28):
it is time for Menaces late night Monologue week and review.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Well. I don't know if you've heard about this, but
a year round, one hundred square foot Halloween experiences coming
to the Las Vegas Strip this year, and it's called
Universal Whore Unleashed.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Locals call it Circus Circus. Oh hey, our.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Friend Gavier Arglesias has a new Netflix special out and
the numbers are already in it. It has one hundred
percent more views than Corlis Vancia. I'm wrestling has also
come to streaming, and it used to be Netflix and Chilled.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Now it's just Monday night raw thing.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Get it.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Yeah, let's get raw. Let's get no fondoms.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
All right.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Well, Elon Musk has announced that he's changing the Twitter algorithm.
I mean, I'm sorry x algorithm to be more positive.
So if you'd like to see Woody's tweets, you need
to go to x dot com slash Woody s h wa.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
It needs to be He's much better.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
He's a much better because on account of you don't
have positive tweets, therefore, the new algorithm is gonna bury you.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Yeah, so I'm sorry, got it. Yeah, I have to
understand the internet.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Maybe I want to I want to deep on, but
I will say this would he has been much much
better on his on his tweet.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't even really post anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, but now that I'm getting I like it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
All right, Well I'm going back into the Internet. We'll
see how this goes. Mark Mark Zuckberg also announced that
he'll be removing fact checkers from Facebook. So I would
like to announce that I'm six five chupacabras are real,
and the Menanda's Brothers have been released.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
So who needs these pesky facts like this fun fact
if the sky was green, we wouldn't know where to
stop mowing.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Wow, right, seek we need.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Fact checkers because that joke actually came from a nineteen
eighty six episode of the TV show Night Court.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
The Phoenix Suns have.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
The Phoenix Suns have announced that they have a new
two dollars menu, calling and it the best value in
the NBA for two bucks. I'm sure it's quality. It's like, oh,
it's like, hey, sons, I would like to order a
hot dog and some barf nuggets.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
There we go, Yeah, New Year. Yeah, we're getting back
up to speed here.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
All right, let's go on to some real food news.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
We've covered this.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Girl Scout Cookies, s'mores and Tosier flavors are being discontinued,
and it's like, hey, Girl Scout Cookies, checked us out.
In Girl Scouts, they have this thing called the it's
a wild idea. It's called chocolate chip. Look into it.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Some research and does it not have Did they not
have a chocolate chip? For a minute?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
There, I do.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I don't remember the history, but I will tell you this.
Is it a coincidence that their address is four twenty
I think not?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh, I think is that true?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
That's through address for four twenty fifth Avenue, New York City.
All right, now.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I looked at it.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Now, egg prices, let's talk to these egg prices. In
some parts of the country, people are seeing eight prices
at nine dollars a carn and I'm like, nine dollars
a carn is Sydney, swimmy crabbing out these eggs? Do
they come with a side of diamonds? What's going on here?
I need that nine dollars to see Carlos at the
rec center.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, oh, not a shot.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
It's called the callback all right.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
By the way, girl Scouts inselect area sell those gluten
free Harmel.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Chocolate chip now, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Just o g chocolate chip.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Anyways, tonight we do have Carlos a note, sorry not Carls.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
By well, we have a great show for you tonight.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
We do have Gabriel Iglesias shout out to his new
Netflix special out right now that you can see in
Chapel Romee.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
She's back for five all right, and that is your
late we can review. You know what I'm saying. It's
like that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's like that's when Menace like would do his joke
and he wasn't as smooth as he is now and
professional with the transitions, and he would say, all right,
well there's.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
That yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's that.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Fat since he brought it up, Ninas, Carlos, Men's doing
like a mini residency at Haras Las, Vegas an option.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, we're gonna take a quick break the trending news headlines.
So I was reading this story this town in the
UK they blocked a new pizza place from opening because
the kids in the area are already too fat. Yeah,
(08:01):
they're already too fat.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Oh my god, let's see.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I made a note. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh, by the way, you have the name of the
pizza joint, Woodies Pizza.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Oh it's beautiful. O.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Wh are they fat blocking Woody?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah. So the rules are there that there will be
no support for planning or permits for takeout food businesses
and areas where more than thirteen percent of the kids
between the ages of five and ten years old are
classified as obese, and there it's more like twenty percent.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Oh something like that.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I hate when you go to the areas where they
have like no drive throughs like that they made it
that way, yeah, or yeah, like restaurants, Oh, you can't
have fast food restaurants in cercenarios.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So the town that I grew up in where like
they would not like there was a thing on the
books there that they were not allowed to open a
gas station in town.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh I remember we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It because they looked tacky. They look tacky and trash. Also,
no business was allowed to have any type of neon
sign of any kind of interesting.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
You know what else is tacky?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Your car running out of gas on the side of
the road and you leaving it there.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, but they didn't care about that. So, like we
had to drive. The closest gas station was like fifteen
minutes away.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Wow, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
The county I grew up in didn't allow billboards, which
looking back I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Also, you couldn't have just your own standalone sign. Like
there we had a McDonald's, but the McDonald's where it
was had the same looking sign as all the other
businesses that were next to it.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Oh wow, so boring.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So it's just it was yeah, it was all like standardized.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's just says McDonald's.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
So what was your zip code? And I know two
and zero.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Six Plainsboro, New Jersey. Plainsboro, New Jersey, And still to
this day there's not a gas station there. Bizarre, that's insane.
There's like there were like a lot of like farms
and stuff around.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
There, and you think they need gas.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, I'm saying, like so like it wasn't like, uh,
you know, this side of the street is one town.
This side of the street is the next you know
where there's a bunch of stores stuff. It's like there
was you know, you have to go again fifteen minutes
just to get to the closest gas station.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I forgot. Did Richie Rich live next.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
To you or No? It wasn't that kind of place.
It was just you know what it was. It was
almost like you know how like now the big style
is like modern farmhouse. Yeah, they were doing that ish
before everybody because it used to be a very rural area.
You know, it was all farms, and so this town
was like this little small small town that like started
you know, growing and growing and growing, and so they
(10:30):
tried to keep it that same kind of.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Like shabby chic.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, not even chic. It was just like this farm
like modern farm house like that picture that look. I
do love that they were going for that. But it
was like the eighties, man, Yeah, ahead of its time.
They was, they were way ahead of their time. Yeah,
but anyway, that's a that's a that's a bummer. What's
pizza happened? Kids are too fat?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Everybody because of the fat kids.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
I know my pizza exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So what are yours for the new year? You can
go with you want to lose weight, you want to
and that's fine. I know a lot of people do
that stuff and I've done that. We've been there, We've
all been there every year, and of course that I think,
that's just like an ongoing thing, it's an ongoing battle.
(11:20):
I'm a big loser when it comes to that. I'm
not a big loser of weight. I'm just I'm just
a big loser. But what I am trying to accomplish
this year, there's all these things that I've been needing
to do for myself from a health standpoint, meaning, uh,
(11:40):
I'm overdue to get that colonoscopy that my doctor told
me that I should have gotten.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Vacation.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well whatever, I say. You know, so I was supposed
to schedule that like a year ago. That was after
last year's physical that I went for. I was supposed
to do that. I want to do the sleep study.
Oh finally I did that.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Oh you did well, because did you get a seat
PAP now? And I'm pissed.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
That's all I want, and that's all I wanted. It
was like because I went to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I was having you know, lightheadedness, all this stuff from
these god awful hours. Went to the doctor, got a physical,
no problems there. I said, well, it's sleep and he's like, okay,
here's a sleep study. They gave me the thing that
it fits on your finger and it like sucks onto
your finger and then it has a big wrist strap.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
No sleep.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Oh wait, wait, did you do.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
It at home?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
You had to do it at a facility And I
was up all night and they watch you when they
listen to you.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Good luck sleeping, right, No, how can you fall asleep?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I had the home the home game, my step on
their wit and did one of those. And she was
worried that she wouldn't be able to do it either,
and you know, went fine, and she got a seat
pap machine. Now she sleeps like a baby. Jesus, the
worst sleep. Joe Koy, our friend, comedian Joe Cooy, has
been swearing by the seapap things. What I want, I
want one.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
It just pushes oxygen in.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
You know why you can't just buy one? Yeah, you
gotta get a prescription. That's dumb. Too much, all right,
So I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do those things I
also want to. Yet I think I've decided I'm going
to go get the full body mri oh, doing the
full body scam, and if they have to look into
stuff and it ends up being benign or ends up
being fine, I'll have peace of mind. Okay, And then
(13:12):
I want to do the other thing. I think Menace
did this. Did the heart mapping or the heart what's
it called the black check? Yeah, plac check.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
That's a big one, right, yeah, which.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I've done a lot of stuff over the years thinking that,
you know, maybe I'm having a heart attack that ends
up being my anxiety.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Yeah, no, no, After I got that black check, yeah, yeah,
the anxiety part just kind of goes awaynut.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, but I've done that thing where I've did the
the stress test, the imaging stuff and whatever. I went
to a.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Cardiologist another city, right oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's from a blood test, and they thought that something
could have been happening, but it was like a mis miscommunication. Yeah,
like they had to run the test again and everything's
perfectly fine, like, but there was like where I had
like I swore I was having some kind of heart
heart attack or whatever, and so they sent me to
the cardiologist because I'm fat and I did all that
stuff and they're like, no, your heart's actually very healthy
and this was not that long ago. But I want
(14:00):
to get that thing. Yeah, that's the stuff I'm focused on.
That's an ultrasound right menace. Yeah, you go into a wan. Yeah,
but they tell you exactly just how your heart is, No,
all your are, just how clogged every art Yeah. Yeah.
So that's that's my goal for the year. I want
to get all that stuff done.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
It's very helpful for a peace of mind because you're like,
oh man, how many like you know, double Paggy double
Patty Burgers have I had in my life?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Gregry, what's your goals for the year.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well, I remember last year I had a very shallow resolution.
So I came up with one very shallow resolution this year.
Last year it was to shave more often, so stupid,
but I realized that I would only shave once a week,
so by the time Fridays would come around, I would
look like a bum. So I and and I failed
at that one. My resolution or my goal for this
(14:49):
year is to actually not wait ten years to buy
like a new shirt. I recently bought I think two
or three new shirts, and I thought, I don't remember
the last time I bought a new shirt, it was
probably over ten years ago. That's such a dude, It's
so dumb. So I want to get.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Nicer shirts, not just like stuff that you were, just
like a T shirt that you wear, Like most.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Of my wardrobe is just would he show T shirts
and stuff like that? And I don't want to look
like a stupid bomb anymore?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Are you going full?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
What's the gay guy with the three piece suits?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh the guy that you told me to follow he rules?
Oh you mean Tim Gunn or full.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Tim gun I should go.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Like he walks into every room and he's like wearing
like five.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So what's that would be nice? Wait?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
So what's what's the goal? Goal?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Is just to buy to maybe go look for clothes
more than once every ten years?
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah, fancy they up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
And then, I mean I did have a pretty low
bar goal remember the few years ago, be better, so
like whatever I applied it to and like so when
it came to eating, be better than I was last year.
When it came to fitness, be better. When it came
to relationships or friendships or be better. I guess it
was a general It was so, but I needed it
at that time. I needed something. Yeah, oh yeah, you
(16:03):
have the progress, not perfection.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Correct, and I guess correct. Overall, what I'm saying about
the new clothes is just to be less sloppy. I've
gotten very sloppy. You are to get out of here
one hundred and then I want to maintain the least
sloppy people that I know. I look very dumpy most
of the time.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well, I would say, okay, I will say for the
way he dresses very like misshmash of things casual, Yeah,
like free teacher here and you know whatever I.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Mean, coming just coming in in the middle of the
night here.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't really care. Outside of work, I would. I
don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Dumpy, I'm saying every time we see you outside of
this studio. Then I actually trunk correct, you never looked
dumpy together ever.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And then I want to maintain yolo lifestyle. You know, yeah,
I think I adopted that late last year. Yeah, so
loving it. I would like to maintain that.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I know, men as what's your goal for twenty two?
Goals for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
I have three things. I don't know if they're like
super vagan or whatever, but it's humor. Content and transparency
are the three things I want to focus on. So,
like humor, I just want to be more around more
funny things constantly, like even like outside of work, like
you know, checking in with my friends that just love
(17:16):
like comedy and things like that, and go into maybe
more comedy shows and just being around people that enjoy
humor on a regular basis.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And what's the reason for that, Like where's that coming from?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Because I think last year I got really uh focused
on the business side of what we do for a living.
And then so like outside of work, I'm still on
the email and I'm like doing dumb doing dumb, constantly
doing dumb stuff like checking in to see if they
have the raffle tickets for the event, Like they got it.
(17:50):
This is what they do for a living. You know,
I don't need to like, you know, be constant. Yeah,
it'd be constantly checking in on every little piece of
business that we do. And then content, yeah, like producing
more content that is I don't know that I find enjoyable.
And then transparency. Transparency is like hey, if somebody has
an issue. I have an issue with them, or they
(18:11):
have issue with me. Let's just talk about it.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Move on or not? Move on?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Who cares?
Speaker 7 (18:15):
You know, Like why have this like weird feeling like
we're adults. Let's okay, what's the issue. What's the problem?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I got you?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, SeaBASS? What's your goal for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
All right? It is to retire?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Ooh all right?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
You laugh by Now I like this. There is well,
there's a there's a move. It's this has been around
for a while. It's called fire Financial independence.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Early.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, people written books about this. The idea is that
like if you really you don't have to wait till
you're like sixty to sixty five, if you really work
on putting aside a good nest egg and cutting down expenses,
which hello, cyber trucking, like nice apartment, uh in.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Buying all these things for you, you know bits with
Perry Caravello. Right, Yeah, Like there's there's setting like inflatable
boats full of chili or whatever.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
You can't be a minimalist, you can, Yeah, I'm sure
we've seen you do it.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, we see you do it. And and it's it's
not as hard.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
As you say, a lot of people like who are
not you know, they don't found the next Amazon, but
they like it helps when you're married number one. Uh
so maybe that should be a.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Goal to as a business expense.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Yeah, cut down my overhead.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Well, if you find a rich lady or gentlemen, we
don't judge.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Well, people will judge.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
They'll they'll they'll kind of soft retire in their late
twenties early thirties where I am and and.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Can be done.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Some of them travel the world, or maybe they'll like
they'll just work part time as like a consultant at
their old job or something like that, just to keep busy. Basically,
but I think I'm gonna try to retire this year
financial independence, retire early. It's basically it's a lot of
times it's you know, like two income households, like the
wife's got a real good job that the husband's got
(20:06):
a good job, you know, a nurse, engineer or whatever,
and they just sock away socker money. Don't don't buy
the newest car and newest house, et cetera. All the
stuff that people tend to do for the first twenty
years of their adult life. And they find oh, man,
I can retire when I'm forty damn. But they're like
they're the new Dinks, right, the new doubling come, no,
k A lot of times they have kids. A lot
(20:26):
of times they do a lot of those holes depends
on where you live. Cost of living, well, that's another thing.
Some of them are like they'll they'll they'll they'll be
from you know, Canada or the States or whatever. They'll
have three kids and they'll say, hey, we could just
live in Thailand or Vietnam for a third of the price.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Cho kids. House hunters International know.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
The Thailand stuff is crazy, like all all the people
that have.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
A lot of British over there and find yeah, nice
lady boys.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
They live in like luxury building kas one another place.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Whatever. Happened to learn Japanese fluently.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Still working on that. That's going through. I have go
on through the first I've actually listened to. I'll pull
it up right now, two different Japanese books. I listened
to them all the way through both at least once.
My problem with that is I'm not consistent enough.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Yeah, because I would love for you to battle our
ex employee Randy, because japan battle he dude, he's he's
already doing like fluent sentences in Japanese.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
It's insane.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Well, I mean you could do a sentence or too.
I can repeat anybody. Okay, well any dope if you
want to, if you want to battle, you can do that.
Gina Grad, what are your goals for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Well, I'm stealing one of each of yours. I need
a colonoscopy. I've been putting it off for so long.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, we're trying to give the two for one deal.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, we want to hold hands if we can, say, if.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
We can save money just using the same tube, like
they don't have to switch it out.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
You know, I'm a sleep.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Do what you got.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You can go first too. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Oh thank you, Yeah, as long as you are going
to be a sleep.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
So that's what I have to do this year. And
I have zero YOLO in my life. I haven't for years,
and I need to start like living while the living's good.
The other one is no sitting while watching TV. I
have a treadmill, I have a balance board.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
I have.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I do do that because TV's meant for.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
I pretend that the treadmill powers the TV.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
I just don't do it as often as I should,
so less sitting while watching TV, less vegetabling. And I
have a s ton of scarves that I promise people
when I was on a scarf knitting kick that get
done nice.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
I Sammy would like that.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Maybe you could do that while you're on the treadmill.
Oh shit, watching television, but then get the scarves done
while you're on the treadmill. Yeah, all right, Sammy. What
are your goals for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Mine are kind of pretty vague, but do less and
sleep more?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
So like that?
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Yeah, I mean, because I try to someone I don't
want to say, stick to our schedule during the week
on the weekends, but I try not to sleep in
too late, and so I'll wake up because I don't
want to get all thrown off. I know what, you
will sleep in until ten every day of the week
or later. And I think that I need to start
doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
And in the afternoon we love that.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
And as you know, as Greg talks about, I'll do
laundry every day. I'm always cleaning. I always feel like
there's something to be done and if I'm not doing it,
I feel guilty. But there's really nobody in charge of
making me do it for me, like there's no reason
that I need to be all.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
This could just be your hardwiring as a woman, you know,
like you just feel the need to clean and laundry.
You know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah, great, she should
be fighting that urg I mean, you know, would the
laundry thing.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I support one thousand percent.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
You are way too laun laundry has.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
I do like a clean place, and I don't think
turning into a slob. But I want to feel less
guilt if I'm not getting something done and just allow
myself to not do it.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
And you don't have to do laundry every hour, right,
All right, all good goals. These are all very achievable. Well,
Sea Bass is maybe a little farm fetched like you.
That sounds more like a five year plan kind of
think that people would set up.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Right.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
The problem is like a twelve month you have to
give yourself only six months to do it double down. Yeah, yeah,
I understand it. I understand like sometimes he wants you
to retire.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Sometimes when you do give yourself like a sense of urgency,
that way you can get a lot more complishent you
would otherwise. I'm saying that and I'm not saying it's
not not even for Sea Bass specifically, but for people
in general.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Right, you know, like you could do that. It's just
a very short runway.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
But seas if you need any help it, I'll just
descret I.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Believe in you so much. I think you could do it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Like in a month, have you thought about maybe by
the end of the day.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Show is coming up. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Now here's where it gets really Grey's.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I'm not being time to think about everything. He's gonna
maguine when he gets later the Woody Show. You already
talking about your goals. I don't call to comeback. I've
been here for years. No, but don't call it resolutions.
I think that's that triggers your brain like you're it's
like almost like a turn off because you've been defeated
(25:14):
so many times you got to just say, you know what,
I got a goal for the year.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah. It also implies that just because you flipped the calendar, Yeah,
then all of a sudden something's going to change.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It's like you couldn't do it in the middle of
the year, like you start today.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
And the best advice I ever got on exercise our
buddy Vinnie Toordich, who's a you know, sort of a
fitness guy with the stars. He always says, when it
comes to exercise and resolutions, start slow and slow down. Yeah,
otherwise you're going to burn out, and that'll be that.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Sixty six percent adults made a resolution this year, so
they said the top ones were most of the same
old stuff, improving diet, exercise finances. Diet resolutions down, but
fitness resolutions are up. But this year's third most popular
resolution topic is managing finances. Always this category jump like
(25:58):
six percentage points, And when it comes to age eighteen
to twenty four year olds will prioritize improving their food
and diet. People twenty five to thirty four are the
most likely to work on their relationships and personalities. And
only one third will stick to their resolution, they say
for the entire year. But that seems pretty high.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
That really does a third?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah today or you know it's something quitting day. Yeah right,
I mean, if it's already over for most people, isn't
it a third will be for the entire year?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Damn?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Isn't the die stuff down? Because of the weight loss drugs?
I think, are we like the first time ever, because
it's more important.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, we have the fitness drugs, it's still important to exercise.
You don't lose muscle mass. Yeah, so the diet's not
as important, but the exercise. I said, I mean, you
might be honestly.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
That the finances are more important because you've got to
pay for it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, insensitivity draining for a politically world. It's a Woody show. Well,
that's going to do it for this hour, that's going
to do it for today's show, and that's going to
do it for a pretty wild week first week back. Yeah, yeah,
I wasn't wasn't expecting any of that, not at all.
(27:09):
But we made it through the week into the weekend
Friday show podcast there at the woodieshow dot com also, uh,
the abbreviated the shorter vert. We gotta come up with
the name we'll get in the meeting, highlight pod, highlight
pod whatever, all, Well, we'll do that cliff notes pod.
Do people use clip notes anymore?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
I don't know, but we're kind we're kind of anti name,
but not in the age of.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
AI, you know, Yeah, they don't know what it is.
T L d R pod too long didn't read.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
We got the podcast there at the woodi Show dot com.
But today we did your Friday fail stories. Also the
d u i Q Menaces, late night monologue, weekend review
that and more. Find it on the podcast again, Into
the Woodieshow dot com back on Monday weekend. Cheers and jeers,
Just happy we got through the Well you can't think
a need from us between now and Monday morning. You
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