FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 15th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning everybody. It is Wednesday. It

(00:49):
is January the fifteenth, twenty twenty five. Good morning. We
are the Woody Show. Today's PAYDAYE like fifteenth? What am
I forgetting on fifteenth? Fifteenth?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Payday? It's the first payday of the new year. We'll complete. Yeah, anyway,
thank you for being here. On whatody? That's Greg Gory. Hi.
Menace is right there. What is up? He's our social
media director. You can find us. You can follow us
at The Woody Show on the social media platform of
your choice. We've got gena grad. Sammy is here. There's

(01:19):
a sea bass. Yes, what did I miss?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Like, you're talking about payday and I was like, oh,
I get him. Enjoy pay day.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I got a front more money for the vet. Oh yeah,
terinarian gone. But luckily I get it back. Yeah, because
you got the pet insurance and then it takes how
long to get that back? It could be three to
three days to a week.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Oh that's yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I remember. It wasn't that long. It was a lot
shorter than great. Yeah. Anyway, there's Sammy, Good morning Sammy,
we got bored, We got Morgan, our associate producer, Von
our video producer. Phones they're open at eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Coming up for you
on the show today. Got a brand new redneck news

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all right, Yeah, get caught up on all the trending
news headlines and a bit of a Woody Show confessional.
And I'm trying to think of how you know, really
high I can I mean, I'm just gonna probably just
blurt it out one of the times. What are you
a member of the first timers club? Something you did
for the first time, you've never done before, first time,
and maybe you're a little bit reluctant or you know,

(02:25):
hesitant to share that you have joined this this this
this club. I got I got something one. I have one.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna tell you, see I'm
not gonna tell you. Yeah, but that's coming up a
little bit later on in the show. Here on this
Wednesday morning, phones are opening at eight seven seven forty
four Woody. You can send us a text over tow

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to nine eight seven. So this is a list I
know that Sea Bass looks forward to all year, and
it's because a lot of the stuff that he has
been trying to get people just to stop saying. Make
it to this list. I think I know what you're
talking about. Lake Superior states forty ninth fnnual Banished Words
list is out and Superior is correct. Correct because this

(03:06):
is a Superior list. So yeah, So last year's list
included Riz Sleigh and side Hustle that they were out. Yeah,
these are the yeah I'm used yet like please stop, please,
we get it, And these are the words in the
phrases they would like to see banished from the public's
vocabulary in twenty twenty five. I want to hear and

(03:26):
U and one that I know that Sea Bass has
been pushing for a number of years now to get
people to stop saying is dropped, like this new episode
has dropped, my new album has just dropped. They think
words like released and introduced should make a comeback.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Do they listen to this show and take notes word
for word what I've been saying for five or six years,
Because what folks don't realize is dropped, was like drop
it like it's hot, like in the nineties, like p.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Diddy, thank you by the way he dropped. Yeah, they like, oh,
that's it's want. It's a new thing to be cool.
It's like, that's what slang is. Like I'm going to
say a word we already know in a different way
because I want to be cool. But it's not. When
I see the fifty five year old entertainment reporter on
TV talking about, Oh, a new trailer has dropped for Wicked, it's.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Get rid of it ouick, thank you all right? Also
on their list, cringe it's time it's overused.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yes, also used in correctly.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
You can use it as a verb, but you can't
use it as a adjective. It never makes adjective.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
They point out that saying cringe can seem cringe now exactly,
And that's good with a lot of these words. Is
it's not that the word is bad necessarily, it's that
it gets it gets bastardized.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
Not only that, but it's all the time. Yeah, people
forget about the whole rest of the their vocabulary.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Stuff that is really cringey. Yeah, you can't like overuse
cringe because it doesn't hit as.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Hard banished words for twenty twenty five. This would be
game changer, just people using it too much for things
that really aren't that big of a deal. Total game change.
I'm a disruptor. That's disruption, game change.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Once you have this, you're going to be a game changer.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I agree with his next one era to describe a
new phase of your life. This is Taylor Swift's fault
because it is because Greg is going through a whole
new era.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
Of I guess this would be my Yolow era.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Still, Yeah, this.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Year, I mean, this is it's not just an era though,
it's like a new light.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I would argue that it's I think the Yolow era
was last year for Greg. It started last year and no,
but I think it's over. And I'll give you an example.
I told Greg about how you can make a stake
in an air fryer. Okay, if it was truly yollow,
he would have gotten the cut of steak that he
really wanted. But he didn't whine because it's a little
bit more expensive. It was a lot, and so did
it turn out? No, he skimmed. It was okay, skimmed,

(05:47):
and he got like a like a lesser a lesser
quality cuts. That's not very that's not very yolow all.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
That's true, but it's also responsible.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
So how do you weigh that?

Speaker 8 (05:58):
That's not Yolow's not response. It doesn't mean you throw
all responsibility out the window.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Most because you say you only live once.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yeah, you live for life's pleasure.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
No one with Greg. You have to be some You
got a balance to keep the yolo going. You have
to be You're not talking.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
About a shwind bike versus a yacht. This is a
strip steak versus a ribbon.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
Right, But that's the thing I don't want to I
suck at making steak to begin with. I was trying
Woodies method and this was kind of my trial rom.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Which is why if you're going to really try it out,
like when people go, oh my god, you're a you
know you have something that somebody made it, go, this
is really good. Can I get the recipe? And they
give it to you, and then when you do it,
you go change, But I don't like this, so you
leave that on. I don't like that, and I'm gonna
use this because maybe it's a cheaper cut. I agree
that you go, wow, it just wasn't I agree with
that one hundred percent.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
But this was a test run as far as like
the methodology goes, and you didn't want to mess it up.
And if I sucked, I wouldn't be as bummed as
if it was this gorgeous ribb.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Good. It was definitely good time. Next time do the
do the ribbi so era's gotta go uh the I
y k y a like just irritating, nonsensical, and they
also point out just also seems forced.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Sorry not sorry, that could go at late on that one.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
But I can just say what you mean, skibbitty tell
the children please, because even look even jenn Alfa they say,
can't agree on it. It can mean cool, bad, dumb,
It can really mean nothing. It's just it's a filler word. Yeah,
it's a filler work. It's their bruh. Yeah, bruh can
go bruh everything bruh. My son says bruh so much

(07:33):
he doesn't even realize it when he's saying. And I
said to him, it's like a reflex because he's got
a job, right, I said, well, do you do you
say bruh to customers when they walk up and give
an order? Like do you say, do you what do
you want? Brouh? Yeah, hey, brouh, like the other things bruh,
Like do you say that? No? I said, do you
use that with your teachers in school? Like, uh, bruh,
I got a question on math? He said, no, you can.

(07:56):
But you keep calling your mom and your dad like
anybody or the dog bro bro coult me here bruh.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
When I was his age, if I called my dad bruh,
I would have gotten backhanded.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, that one all days, right, Yeah, you know
how a parent you know my you know, my daughter
said the other day and she did this with my uh,
with my wife. I didn't I didn't see it myself,
but she was doing something. My wife's trying to get
her to do something else. She goes, mom, just let
me cook, yeah cooking, Mom, let me cook, okay, Russ, Yeah,
one hundred percent made the list.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Like keep it one hundred the guy, I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
One hundred percent. It's just been used too many times.
Well what about if I do agree with you one hundred?
Well maybe also I'm saying, is this also like you know,
I'm going to keep it one hundred people saying that different? Yeah,
this is it's different.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Okay, this is like this is like responding with ye
hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Uh, the word utilize made the list is Stop trying
to sound smart, just say use Well that's that's quite frankly,
that's an old grand like, oh, your English teacher would
have told you that twenty years ago said Clas's a classic.
I should say yeah, and then the last one on
their list period, like it's not the best show on TV.
Period period, like overuse has turned into this like period, yeah,

(09:10):
it had turned this into a period like stop it.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
Yeah, every second doesn't need a period spelled out?

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Can I add one that I cannot wait to never
hear again? Gurley or gurlies? Like so you're like if
so for my curvy gurlies blond hair girlies.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, it's got to go. I don't know if I
maybe because we don't have the same accounts. We're algorithm,
but like, like we were exposed to one that Sea
Bass had never encountered all that much, was dog O
When people said, oh, you know me and the dog
like that that drove him crazy. But he hadn't seen
it that much, but it was popping up for us.

(09:48):
Thus dog people.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah, my mail girlies.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Well that's gotten to the point where like you'll see
SNL sketches little parody and they'll say girlies like that.
People know that it's stupid, but it's still it's still in.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
There's a there's a great Amazon commercial it's on right
now where the dad is sitting there in front of
his two daughters and he's pretending to be on a
business call using every single slang term, and it's so
cringe for the daughters, Like dad, stop saying whatever, stop
saying busting, stop saying whatever, stop saying he says, skimmity
in there. Wrizzler, Yeah, the rizzler, the rizzlers.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
Yet no girly though, I don't it has always been around.
I think that's something that has always been there, has
never gone away. It's just you're the type of person
who says it or not.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Can we just go back to bitches like hate bitches,
slug get me and all my bitches? Yeah that was fun.
Yeah eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over
to two two nine eight seven Woody Show. It's another

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new hour of insensitivity training for a politically corrected world.
So what we do around here joined fun? Yeah, really
Wednesday morning. It is January the fifteenth, twenty twenty five.
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gorgon, Hi, Woody, Hello, Greg Menace.
What is that, Woody? We've got Gina Graant, Good morning.
Sammy's here.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
SeaBASS is somewhere, not in the room currently, but one
around somewhere aimlessly lurking and lurking somewhere. Tidy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woody. You can hit
us with a text over to two to nine eighty
seven with whatever you got, or you can find us
on social media, social media platform of your choice. At
the Woody Show. Got a brand new redneck news coming

(11:37):
up for you, also some of the trending news headlines.
And as if everybody didn't already know speaking of a
trashy and needing some class that redneck news. But before
we get to it, Washington, d C. Is such a joke.
I sent this to Greg yesterday. Our government's a joke.
The latest example is how Representative Nancy Mace of South

(11:58):
Carolina got into it with Representative Jazzmine Crockett of Texas.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
It didn't seem real.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
This is during a house hearing. The discussion was about
transgender rights. And my favorite post about this, because it's
been getting a lot of press. My favorite post about
this online said turning Congress into a waffle house, right,
which is pretty accurate.

Speaker 10 (12:21):
She's gonna keep saying trans trans trans so that people
will feel threatened and child listen.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
I won't I am no call me a child, I
am no child.

Speaker 11 (12:31):
I won't even stay out. Wrong of those females.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
I actually have ceilings.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
You will not do that.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
You want to take it out order order, you want
to take it outside.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
That's been like the theme the past couple of years.
Take it outside. I mean you see other countries like
they throw down.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Well after that take it outside comment. Represent them as
been claimed that Representative Nancy had incited violence against her.
That was dismissed because she said, well, I could have
just been asking her to go outside, have a cup
of coffee or perhaps a beer.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah, that's what you meant, right in discussion.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
And then there was this Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne Mullen,
who this is the confirmation hearing for Pete Hegseth, Who's
Trump's pick for Secretary of Defense, suggesting the members of
Congress vote drunk all the time Senator for.

Speaker 10 (13:29):
Virginia starts bringing up the fact that what if you
showed up drunk to your job? How many senators have
showed up drunk to vote at night?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Have any of you.

Speaker 10 (13:39):
Guys asked him to step down and resign for their job?
And don't tell me you haven't seen it, because I
know you have. And then how many senators do you
know have got a divorce for cheating on their wives?
Did you ask them to step down?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
No?

Speaker 10 (13:51):
But it's for show, you guys. Make sure you make
a big show and point out the hypocrisy because a
man has made a mistake.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
All right, So yeah, hey, man drunk. I'm sure because
they go out to dinners and stuff they come back
for a late night vote, and so let's go grab
some dinner and drinks before we come back for this vote.

Speaker 8 (14:08):
Yeah, and everybody knows that anybody who has a fancy
office has one of those bar set up.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah. It's an old timey skeleton key that opens up
anything that drops down. It's a globe, superclassic bar. Many
times have you shown up drunk to this job? Easy?
Shown up drunk?

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Left drunk?

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Zero left drunk? Yes, like residual drunkness probably ten.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Wow, but not for not for the regular show, the
regular show, unless we were doing something where we were
drinking as.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
Part of a right drink on the job like we
all have.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah yeah, but I've never I've never just like been
here just on a regular day. We weren't doing something
alcohol related, like you didn't wait to work. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying. I have woken up still of course,
because Greg is like a borderline alcohol.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
I mean I've consumed marijuana, gone to sleep, and then
woke back up. I'm like, oh, wait a minute, I
think I'm still high.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I'm gonna need an uber in right. So that's what's
going on in the in Washington. Yeah, because last year
there was like that big throw down between.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Who made Taylor Green and Women's AOC or whatever.

Speaker 12 (15:22):
Yeah, it has to do with Mary Garland.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Do you do you know what we're here for? You
know we're here, you know what you're for?

Speaker 12 (15:30):
Well, you don't want to talking about I think.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Your fake eyelashes are messing up.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Order.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
I do have a point of order, and I would
like to move to to take down miss Green's words.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
All right, So yeah, this is like what's going on. Yeah,
that's super classy, got redneck news.

Speaker 13 (15:48):
So what do you show if your sister's college fund
involves too long table.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Dances and you're her Vegas Country Meter.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
News man.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Today's redneck news is from Polk County, Florida, where the
police they're looking for a man and a woman who
stole around five hundred dollars worth of cleaning supplies from
a family dollar store. It all started when the employees
saw the fella collecting the cleaning supplies in a car
and then wheeling them out without paying, just walking out. Now,
while he was doing that, his lady tried to distract

(16:21):
the staff by pooping right there on the floor of
the store. Well that is a distraction, and yes, this
is all caught on the store's cameras. All right, here's
the start wheeling out to the car. I'm gonna take
a dump right here on the floor, got it. Yeah,
I've been brewing it all more. And this could be
a good one.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
Man.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
There's no way they even notice that you're walking out.
I need one more cup of coffee first, Yeah sounds
let me just cat out right here. So the cops
are called, but by the time they got their suspects gone.
The cops are referring to them as mister Clean and
miss Dookie, and they're still trying to track them down.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
I mean, there's plenty of evidence, right, not all they need.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Like how some done some h o a's or apartment
complexes or whatever. Like people were trying to do it
where they had a DNA. Uh yeah, within the dog.
Who's not picking up the dog through.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
You like that?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, at least that's what they threat they were. They
were trying to do that at one point. I think
I'm not sure if anybody.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
Actually you're doing through like school saying this goes on
your permanent record.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
It could be something. I mean, it's a great idea. Yeah, yeah,
anyway that is. That's from pold County, Florida. There's a
plan we never heard about where a woman pooped on
the floor of the Dollar General to distract the employees
so that her boyfriend could steal some cleaning supplies. And
that there's your red Nick. It is quite the plans.

(17:48):
So much classic stuff to cover today. You made it
and just in time, all right, go to the uh
trending news headline, Gina grab What's happening this morning? The
mic On, There we go, there we go. There's the
microfar right.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
That's how it works, that's how we do it.

Speaker 14 (18:07):
More.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
Strong winds are expected to hit LA today, increasing the
risk of new wildfires as crews work to control the
ones that have already burned forty thousand acres and killed
over twenty four people. The National Weather Service issued a
warning for fast moving fires and extended red flag warnings
through tomorrow. Although cooler tempts are expected this weekend, strong
winds may come back again Sunday and continue through next week,

(18:28):
making fire risks higher. The Palisades and Eaten fires are
still only eighteen percent and thirty five percent contained, and
a couple new fires broke out yesterday in some dry areas,
But I don't think we're as concerned about that, so
we'll keep you posted. Well, the IRS is sending out
two point four billion dollars in leftover COVID stimulus money
to about a million people who missed out earlier.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
What does that mean? Miss out?

Speaker 8 (18:52):
What does that mean? Lefty?

Speaker 14 (18:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Because I've heard, I've heard like about these checks going
out and none of it is clear.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Well, let me let me try and clarify some of it.
So these are the people that didn't claim the recovery
rebate credit on their twenty twenty one taxes even though
they were eligible to do it. So the payments are
up to fourteen hundred bucks per person.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh wow, we're screwed, Craig. We're not going to see anything.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
No, I'm sure they'll be automatically sent by late January.
The IRS found this oversight while checking their records and
decided to send the money out without making people file
amended returns.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Two billion dollars oversized.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Yeah, I don't know how that happen. It's all This
is part of the third and final they want you
to know final round of COVID stimulus payments from twenty
twenty one. So if you think you might be eligible
but haven't filed your twenty twenty one taxes.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yet twenty twenty one.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
You have until April fifteenth of this year to do
so and claim the credit. But you probably a bigger problem.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
I'm sure I have filed in four years.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'm sure if I was eligible for whatever I got
to do, I got a great tax guy. Now. Oh yeah, yeah,
the guy's awesome. I need to tax guys like I
wach you about that will give you the name Greg.
And he's not far from you. Okay, he's a great guy.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
I would also like that number. Yeah all right, Well,
Starbucks is scrapping a rule that they had allowed anyone
to hang out at their cafes or use their restroom
without making a purchase.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Wish And how that goes for? Yeah, but how that
goes causing trouble? Not great camping out yep.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Literally, So you can now say goodbye to that open
door policy. The new rules are part of a larger
effort to improve the Starbucks cafe experience. And oh yeah,
also deter homeless people and non paying customers good who've
come to use Starbucks solely for shelter and bathroom access.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well yeah, because even like with this open door policy,
they still have that code thing on the bathroom right,
uh huh.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Yeah exactly. And this applies to all locations in North America,
and the new code of conduct will be displayed on
the store doors. And this is what they include. No
disruptions of our spaces, no harassment, no abuse of or
threatening language, No consuming outside alcohol. Can you do this there? Yeah?
Play him? Okay, sorry, Greg? No smoking or vapor and

(21:09):
no panhandling. So it's going to be a new world
order over at the Bucks.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
There's a new CEO in town. Guys clean things up.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Good and that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
All right, Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Gina Grant got it, Lena shows, who's getting I'm not askin,
I'm demanded.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's the show, all right, welcome back?

Speaker 8 (21:33):
What it is?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
The Woodies Show? Heads up that on Friday. I'm really
excited about this. I know a couple other people here
in the studio are as well. So you know, for
many years, twenty seven, twenty eight years something like that,
the Mark and Brian Show was on KLS right, yes,
and just handled mornings, I mean dominated mornings for a
long long time. Legendary Gina Ya did a show with

(21:56):
Mark Thompson after the Mark and Brian thing, you know,
dissolved and then he went to what was one hundred
point three, that's right, and so she worked with him
on that show and then Sammy when she first got
into radio was what a phone screener?

Speaker 11 (22:12):
Yeah, I was a call screener for the Mark.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
And Brian Show, for the Mark and Brian Show, and
so they both worked with Mark Thompson. Then another radio
friend of mine told me, oh, dude, you got to
read Mark Thompson's book. He wrote this book and he
goes as a radio guy. You'll love it. Some great stories.
I mean, I think anybody would enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
But like, yeah, it's a radio Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
A very similar, very similar, you know, story to mine
in a lot of ways. And so I read the book,
listened to the book because he did an audio book
version of it, and uh, it was really great. And
so I wanted to reach out to him, and I
got the number from Sammy. Uh. Since then he and
I become really good friends. And so yeah, and so
he's really like a like a mentor. I you know,

(22:52):
talked to him about a bunch of stuff and because
he understands because he did this job the exact job
that I do for that long and that's successful radio
all of famers. So anyway, in my last meet up
with Mark, we were having some lunch and I said, yeah,
you should come in sometime. Dude. He lit up. He's
retired and he's bored, and he's still so funny and

(23:15):
such a great story. So so anyway, Mark Thompson is
going to sit in with us on Friday. I'm sorry,
I'm really excited for that.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
And he said, and I say this with all the
love in the world. He's such a disgusting vile. Yes,
so don't take anything he says personally, because that's all.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
It's just all in fun. He's the guy's just all about, like,
you know, breaking balls and talking back, which is why
we get along so well. But the fact that you know,
I've become friends with them, and that you have that
work industry and friendship with them and you Sam, so
it's like perfect, Just come on in, hang out.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
So that's gonna be fun. That's on that's on Friday.
I'm excited for you guys to meet him. I mean too,
I'm very excited. Legendary. Yeah, so have you seen the
lawn guy video that's been all over social media? This
is an awe babe or an eye roll? So Greg, don't,
I mean you have to there's so many Yeah. Well,
so this guy, he owns this landscaping business. It's in Kansas,
your home state, jail. It's called SB Mowing. And this

(24:08):
guy's got a huge following. I've seen his videos before
because they pop up. I'm sure you've seen these videos
preay this guy.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
I see that, especially when they do the edging and
the weaving.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
So he's got this huge following from you know, helping
people who can't afford a landscaper. And so he shows
up with these properties that are like way overgrown, most
like got friggin jungle, absolutely dumb huh, and he mows
their lawn, pressure washes their drive. Was all for free,
crazy transformations. I love watching it. But one of his
latest videos, he helped this old woman. Her name's Beth.
She was about to get fined two hundred and forty

(24:39):
bucks for not maintaining her yard and it was one
of these crazy overgrown jungles. But she doesn't have any money.
This one could barely get around with a cane, so
she can't do it herself. Yeah, so he did his thing,
motor Lawn trimmed everything back for free. But then people
in the comments really felt for Beth. They really took
to this woman, this old woman, and they wanted to
help her more. So they set up a go fund
me and as of this morning, it's at like eight

(25:03):
hundred and two thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
I thought you were going to say, like five.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Eight hundred and two thousand dollars. And now our place
looks great. So she's gonna have obviously landscaping services from
now until certainly she's dead, which could be next week. Yeah,
very frail. But then also like she needed. There's some
broken windows in her house, you could tell, like her
husband probably died, and nothing's happened since then. She just
doesn't know what to do. Then she should have been

(25:30):
moved in, and now she could afford that if she
needs to move into like an assistant place, place she
doesn't have to worry about the landscaping and things like that.
So they're building this ramp because she's got these stairs.
But right now she's got to climb, you know, just
to get in and out of her house, and that
takes forever. So it's it's cool. I mean, that's a
lot of money fortune eight hundred and two as of

(25:50):
this morning, eight two thousand dollars. Well, there's like this
really cool classic like pickup truck sitting in her driveway,
that stuff growing all around it. These people that do
restorations and stuff like, hey, would she consider parting with
the truck? We'd love to buy it. Yeah, she doesn't
need it. Yeah, but maybe it's like sentimental value.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Truck.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, might reminder of her husband or probablyills in there. Yeah. Yeah,
when she wants to masturbate, that's where she goes to
feel closer to her husband. Yeah, that's the only place
that his spirit will communicate with her. When she's sitting
in the truck and on the bench seat, you know,
she does. Yeah, and she just remembers how many blowjobs
she gave him that truck. She's, oh, my god, the days.

Speaker 8 (26:38):
Can I just jump in to give you my answer?
That is a nuclear a babe, but with a huge
Caveat eight hundred grand, it's too much, Yeah, but the.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Goal was one hundred grand.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well how about this, Oh my god, how about she
uses whatever she needs for the money. She's not like
going to go up partying and doing blow She's not.
You know, I don't think she's going to use much
of that money before she dies. But maybe she's just like, hey, okay,
this can go to the next person like me. But
then some lame relative is gonna get in dies, that's sure,
and then they'll do all the blow Yeah, and they

(27:11):
should cutting the grass.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
This is.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
They swear to God. The conversations that happen off the air.

Speaker 14 (27:23):
Because we're making all kinds of jokes about uh, you know,
anything and everything, right, and then the stuff that you
learn about each other, and it's it's randomness.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Maybe at some point that'll come on the air and yeah,
it's it's yeah anyway, I don't even know how to
phrase certain things off the air.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
I got beef with them.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I don't know if to say.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
So Walmart has a new logo. Yeah, they do, and
they spend so much time on it. Whatever company changes
the logo, it costs so much money. They got to
change all the signage, they got to change bags and
anything that's got this logo on it. So Walmart, I mean,
how much money does that cost just to change the logo?
And you would think if you're going to change the logo,
you'd make it something significant where you go, like where

(28:06):
you'd even notice. So it's a refresh and they say
it's inspired by their founder, Sam Walton's old trucker hat.
And so here's here's the this is the old logo.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Yeah, okay, to the point, there's.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
The new one. Yeah, you got a b BL chunk here,
But that's it. There's so much science behind it. It's insane,
like the the breakdown of a new logo and nobody noticed.
Maybe it's yeah, the science behind it is the subconscious

(28:46):
of like looking at it and how it makes you feel.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Because instead of saying Walmart, now you say Walmart, I mean.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
I definitely like the new one better, yea.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
The same.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
You wouldn't have noticed.

Speaker 9 (28:58):
You wouldn't have it.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
I would, but you would never see it side by side,
like so you're just driving by, you're in the store
that you you've never noticed.

Speaker 11 (29:06):
It's just a.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Little boulder as is that whatever? That little flowers again?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Now, I know I'm seen at times as a callous
individual and I should have more empathy for for people. Okay,
but this woman that's in the news, I have absolutely
zero sympathy for this different this dumb, middle aged frenchwoman
who got scammed.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Oh did you.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
See the storage in it?

Speaker 6 (29:34):
I was dying laughing.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
She got scammed of hundreds of thousands of dollars because
she thought she was dating Brad Pitt. Yes, oh dude,
this is sad. No, it's not.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
But the pictures are the greatest thing I've.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Ever seen in my so.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, so her name is Anne. She's fifty three and
at the time this was going on, she was married
to a millionaire. Oh okay, so this happened back in
twenty twenty three, and at one point she sent a
chunk of money to the scammer who claimed that he
was Brad Pitt, saying, and now again she's thinking that
Brad Pitt is telling her that he needed money for
cancer treatment, telling her that he can't use my own

(30:13):
cash because it's all tied up in this divorcee. Right,
the photos look like South Park?

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Okay, so great.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
The scammer sent hospital bed pictures of Brad and again
they're hilarious. I could keep in total, she sent eight
hundred and fifty thousand dollars god money, which came from
her divorce settlement. Now she left her husband for Brad Pitt,

(30:45):
and you knew what. So poor Anne realizes that it's
all a scam when she saw a picture of the
real Brad Pitt out with his real girlfriend whatever her
name is that yeah, and so then she filed a
complaint and has since been getting treatment for severe depression.

(31:06):
Please say that they're working to track the scammer down,
but I say, don't waste your time. She deserves it.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
What's done is done.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
What an idiots.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Inez de ramone, who's super I'm sure hot.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
She's good looking.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
These pictures, like you said, they look like South Park.
One of them says, they have a photoshop picture of
him looking sort of disheveled, but also red carpet ready,
with a little sign that says an I love you,
and then one in a fun in like a in
like a cursive font says I love you my wife.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Dude, the scammer had to be laughing. So, oh yeah,
because they're eight and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
This person, it's a frail body in a hospital gown
with red carpet hair, red carpet hair.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
And it's not even a portionate. So unless she was
like a ninety year old woman. Yeah, right. But when
people scam and they say, you know, oh, well, your
granddaughter's in trouble, right, she's kidnapped. Okay, those people I
feel bad for. I feel bad for those people. When
you're fifty three, you're fifty three and you believe to

(32:15):
the tune of eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars that
Brad Pitt's all your money for cancer treatments that you're
his girlfriend, right, all the people in the world, you
deserve to lose every penny of that we did. That's
like anybody else who bets irresponsibly and next thing, you know, yeah,
they're they're taking out, like, you know, stuff on their house. Yeah,
and they lose everything. Well because next time, that's what they're.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
Saying that now she's battling severe depression. I think she
already was. That's how she fell for this, like something
mentally was going on.

Speaker 11 (32:47):
It doesn't want to believe this mental has gone on.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Still, don't feel bad called stupidity, Yeah, you're an idiot.
Never insanity on this, never met never, never watched the
news apparently. I think we would have heard if Brad
look like dancing Greg on our Instagram jip jab. I
can't believe you guys are wasting time talking about this.
You should be talking about how they just ban transgender

(33:10):
athletes from competing in women in girls sports. Why okay,
but okay, I don't know how they go together. Okay, Well,
because people will say that, they'll say, oh, I don't
know why you're wasting your time talking about this. You
should be talking about the important thing.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
That means I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, Well, well here you go, because yeah, the story
the House of Representatives, they did pass the bill yesterday
that would ban transgender athletes from competing in women and
girls sports at schools and basically any institution that receives
federal funding. Uh, here you want to take, here's my take. Good.
Good is. What's funny is every time they talk about it,
people think that everybody's gonna be up in arms about it.

(33:49):
The majority of people on both sides, by the way,
it doesn't matter where you fall politically, the majority of
people are like, yeah, it's kind of messed up.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
But how often does this actually happen?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Well, they're about it way more than actually, well, because
there's that one I forget her name, she's kind of
been them. Yeah, the poster child for this whole thing. Well,
she was a college student at the.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Time, poster adult.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Now she's a poster adults. But yes, But the point is,
there are people in collegiate sports or high school sports
or whatever who are going for Lea Thomas, Lea Thomas
right scholarships and and other things, and it's just it's
it's not a fair competition. It just isn't.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Well, the thing that makes me laugh is no, I'm.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Saying you can't play basketball or swim or get it.
Could do whatever you want.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
But like, you know, I get, I get what you're
saying unnecessary. The thing that always made me laugh is like,
up until now, everybody ignores women's sports and female athletes
and makes fun of them and puts them down and
nobody cares.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
RG Stalker, Well, true, he loves it.

Speaker 11 (34:49):
But all of a sudden, it's like, oh no, the
female athletes.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
It's like you never cared about female athletes.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Now, yes, true what you're saying, Because I feel like
Suburbia is like so obsessed with this topic that they
talk about it constantly and it's talked about way more than.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
What's actually happened. But now it'll be yeah, they're like,
that's their obsession. That's the cycle of causes.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Though.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, the other thing is is it really happening. If
it's really happening, then cool, it's it's it's worthy of discussion,
it's worthy of talking about, it's worthy of you know,
maybe setting up like their lifeblood online. But all they
talk about all the time.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
I'm not talking about people talking about it I'm talking
about laws being passed. That's what I'm trying to figure
out the ratio. But now now it's it's done right.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
But yeah, beha text or if you're looking for my take,
good good, and we covered it, and we covered it.
It's just not fair. It's just not fair. As time
is sticking down for TikTok, the latest rumor is that mister
Beast and his team are interested in buying it.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
He threw out there as a joke, and then he
said that actual billionaires hit him up and said, hey.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, so he'd be part of like a collective sholder.
He would hypothetically like invest in the company that they
would create and secure equity, right, and so he would
become like a minority owner. Now, the deadline for TikTok
to be sold before it's banned here in the US
that is this Sunday. But people aren't waiting a lot
of people are now discovering this this other app. It's

(36:25):
another Chinese social media app. This is the part that
is insane. It's called Red Note, and US TikTokers have
been flocking to it just in case TikTok does get banned.
I'm just taking from the article here. People describe it
as China's answer to Instagram, and it's one of China's
biggest social media platforms with three hundred million users, and

(36:47):
it just hit one of the top spots on the
app store yesterday. Now, to this point, it's been mostly
for people sharing tips on travel and makeup and fashion
and things like that. And so the sudden swarm of
Americans on the app, the Chinese users they're being cool,
like okay, cool, welcome, but they're also making it clear
they don't want Americans bringing politics over there, because they

(37:10):
say this is a place to just have fun.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
Yeah, which will ruin.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
With our policy.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Don't worry, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
This is I don't know. This is crazy to me
that people are jumping ship to an app like this
because it's, yeah, it's basically just Chinese based.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
So you're you'll get that one ban now too, well,
you'll get that one band.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
But then, yeah, you're just giving up more information. I
actually got a little afraid. I was watching an exit
interview pretty much because you know, they're changing the FBI
director and the current FBI director before I left, he
did an interview with CBS and we're like Okay, well
what is the number one threat And he said, yeah,

(37:55):
the number one threat is China because they have access
to all of our information. And it's not like, you know,
just little things. They could infiltrate water systems. They can
infiltrate like anything and everything. Is that because of information?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Is that because of TikTok?

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Well, because information people get that works at the at
the power water station. They have a TikTok sure, you know,
and then they can get into their emails and get
their passwords into all their their work information.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
But I guess my question is we hear about companies
being hacked all the time. Yeah, like a credit card
company and they oh my god, everybody, there's four million
people who there are social security numbers and everything else
out there, Like they didn't put it out there. That
wasn't because like if people really wanted you think of
the Chinese government really wanted someone's information, like they need

(38:47):
TikTok for that. I don't think they need TikTok. I'm
sure they have a lot of people who could easily
just get that information. They can hack any.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
So basically, yeah, because they also have quantum computing and
that's gonna I don't know that. I'm more afraid than
ever when it comes to this kind of stuff. And
it's just like it's not like, oh, I feel like
a bomb is going to come here. It's just like
when those emergency alert systems went out and with the

(39:14):
wrongfully and try to get people to evacuate like eight
million people, and that alert wasn't supposed to go out,
and then people that run that alert doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
How that happened.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
This is kind of stuff that we're talking about, like
just causing confusion and chaos.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Should we all just get offline at least social media?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
That cat's out of the bag, right, I mean when
we're going back there, well just wait until I retire. Hey,
I've never had a Facebook. I've never had TikTok, I've
never had Snapchat. I've only had Twitter in the show's Instagram.
I think Twitter is the only one that happened. The
only reason I had that is because MINIST did something
where we were moving around accounts or something, so we
had to create one and as a placeholder or something.

(39:54):
So I just ended up with it, you know. And
then but yeah, I just I'm not sure, and a
bunch of stuff on that I mean, one of these days, Greg,
it's gonna happen where somebody wakes up because all the
quantum competing art just with what's gonna be possible, and
someone's gonna get past all the security stuff and oh, yeah,
you're gonna wake up. You know, Greg checks his bank
account like seven times a day. It's gonna be one

(40:16):
of those times is he's gonna wake up. It's gonna
say zero. I know that is because like somebody calls
this Greg Gory. Yeah, uh, have you ever bought a
leaf bubb gas power leaving? Yeah? Absolutely, And then they're
gonna have that voice map of Greg's you know, tone
and everything else they can use for AI. Then they
call the bank because yeah, I like to drain my
bank account. Yeah, can I make it negative? Yeah, it'll

(40:39):
be Greg's face is lips will be moving the whole
thing and then yeah, Greg, will you do that?

Speaker 8 (40:43):
I'll be like that Brad Pitt photo.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah. Every suicide Indonesia, Yeah, just the woes.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
The entire topic though, is always ironic to me when
people are worried about privacy but they're posting literally everywhere,
they are everything everything.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
I mean, what he does have a point like all
that information is already out there, but why understand?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Why make it easier? Yeah, any safeguard is better, but
how much? Okay again from somebody who doesn't have TikTok,
how do they have? Like does TikTok have?

Speaker 14 (41:18):
Like?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
How does what do you have to put in there
to even have a TikTok? I'm just your name and
your email address.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
You just make up an email all your information, but
then you start buying stuff on there, and then so
they have all your credit card information. They but if
you don't find stuff, you don't buy stuff, but then
you're let's say you are a creator on there and
you are receiving money and your bank information isn't there.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
That's my question. My question has been answered all kinds
of stuff that makes sense directly, but that's not that's
just TikTok. I'm not anti TikTok. I love TikTok.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
I wish it it will stay how how it is.
But because the same thing is going on with Instagram
and people can hack that and do that. Yeah, it's
it's all out there. But to just start jumping onto
different platforms that put even more information out there?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Another one to be Chinese owned. Yeah, it's insane to
me somebody, and I'm not sure because I don't know
red Note. First time I heard about red Note was
this morning as a mon through news. First time for
me was yesterday. Say, red note is legitimately owned by
the CCP. I don't know if that's actually true, but
like it very well could be. Yeah, I know nothing.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Wrong with us.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
We got we got to put it out there.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Well, we're just so.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Thirsty to get currency social currency online and also just
constant stimulation exact, even if you're not in it for that, Like,
it's just that constant stimulation.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
What would the legality be if a full blooded one
American company just created something similar to TikTok.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Well, they tried, and then the Chinas can just hack that.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
We can call it hiktok, right, and then and.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Just get all the information through that. They're just not
as good as it.

Speaker 11 (42:53):
Yeah, we need their algorithm.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
We got some more woody show. It's coming up for
your next hang on your right, and we're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. My
name iss whatdy? That's great gory. Hi, Roddy Menace is
right there is We've got Gena Grad. Hey, there, Sea

(43:16):
Bass is here, Sammy's here, we got Morgan hey, and
Vaughn and bored and uh so. Sammy is always good
for a random question, as is Morgan. Morgan always has
a couple of good random questions, like I remember, okay,
so you had you had one recently about peanut butter.
You bought peanut butter and the seal.

Speaker 11 (43:36):
This seal was Yeah, it always says, you know, don't
use this if the seal is broken.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
Correct, And when I opened it, the seal was stuck
to the inside top of the cap, and so there
wasn't anything that sealed that peanut butter, and so technically
it was broking.

Speaker 11 (43:51):
But it's not like someone stabbed in't you.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
It looked perfectly smooth on it.

Speaker 11 (43:54):
It was perfectly smooth on the top.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yeah you yeah, I would totally eat that. I want
my sealed.

Speaker 6 (44:04):
Well, I did eat it.

Speaker 11 (44:05):
I couldn't wait.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
You're still here over the holidays, you know, every once
in a while, Thomas's, you know, the English muffin people,
they'll have these special edition English muffins. And every year
around the holidays there were these cranberry ones and those
are so good and I wait from every year. And
so I was at the grocery store and I saw
they had two packages left on the shelf, so of
course I grabbed them. And I noticed right the last

(44:26):
second that one of the package some animal had opened
it up and eaten two. So instead of like, let's say,
I don't know, how is it six, there was four
like somebody somebody tried them before they dili and ate it. Yeah,
that's how the stores work. Yeah, now that ain't in't
buy it no matter how badly I wanted. The rest
of us, it is about the one I was stuck
with that.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
I don't think you should worry about that because remember
back when we were kids, all candy bars were in
foil and had the paper around it. They weren't sealed tight,
remember that like kit Kat and everything was foil. Oh yeah,
you slide it, h and we're fine.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Show you will, okay, you'll show me, Yeah, show me.
So there was that that random question. Also she was
asking like, hey, can I donate socks that I've never worn?

Speaker 6 (45:08):
That's a good question.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
But the PA like the package. They're still in the package,
and the package is open. Because I took like three
pairs of the socks, but it came in a package
of twelve.

Speaker 11 (45:18):
So when someone's asking.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
For new never been used, I'm like, well, they're not used,
but the package is open.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
They probably have those those like those little plastic where
you have to break it open.

Speaker 12 (45:27):
I hate those.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, Like usually a tag is attached to those things
and people break them with their teeth or I mean, if.

Speaker 12 (45:33):
They look new, I'm sure they're good.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Okay, yeah, but why okay, so you bought why don't
we just replace all your socks and just get rid
of all the old ones. Now you have a whole
package of new songs.

Speaker 11 (45:42):
Well, because I have three of the socks, I don't
have room for more socks.

Speaker 9 (45:46):
But I have all different sizes depending on the shoes
that I'm wearing, so some are kind of like the
summer ankle socks, and so I don't have enough room
for twelve of each of them. I just need like
a couple of different style.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Of life stresses. First world proba. I mean so that
it's like random stuff. It's all random stuff. This other
one that she had and she was asking, I can't
give her a really answer to this. We have to
go to our our is it our official is it gay? Correspondent?
We have to we have to go to Greg Gory
on this one, and she has is this gay? Hear
it out and then this is gay? Okay.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
So I was sitting eating with my parents at a bar,
like a kind of sushi bar, right where you would
eat and also order drinks, and a guy came and
sat down, probably in his forties, and he sat down
by himself. He was with nobody else, and he ordered
a chardonnay.

Speaker 11 (46:42):
Is that gay? I mean I felt like this is
But the second that I just.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
Saw him random questions him and order, I was like, oh,
he's gay, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Even so she immediately lost interest. She's like, ard forget again.
I could answer it, but I'll go take first because
I have I have my.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
Answer Already's nuclear gay?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I mean, is it? I mean, if you want with
red wine still you know sus But like Sharnay, no,
I think that's.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
Like the gayest to just sit down and order for
some reason. And I don't know why I drink No.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Man, that's what about some of these things that you order?
He'll order anything that comes into pineapple with anything. Yeah,
it doesn't matter what it is. But I've been like,
I'm in a get a jack and coc and a pineapple.
He could tropical setting. It's just what you do.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
But if you're like like a hotel bow, yeah, if
you're solo in your Charnay, I.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Wouldn't think that, like a glass of red wine would be.
I don't know stuff.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
I don't know what Sharnay signals, what sharna or rose.

Speaker 8 (47:51):
For sure, just because it's pink and well there's Chardnay
all day, rose all day. But my gut instinct was
to say, that's girly but not gay.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Okay, okay, great, interesting.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I don't think a dude ordering a fuzzy navel.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
Right like, it's not. I mean, I see why you
would think that, I really do. But because yeah, a
man normally, right, Shardenay is a very very very woman drake.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
It is.

Speaker 9 (48:19):
And if you you know, if there's a bottle already
open and you're a guy and you're hanging out there
like we have a bottle of shardina, you're like, all right,
I'll have some. I get that, but solo alone, drink
of choice, dying for a buttery.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
What did he look like?

Speaker 12 (48:33):
Was he manly looking or did he already kind of
look gay to you.

Speaker 11 (48:36):
He didn't look gay. That's the thing. I didn't think
that he was. Yes, he did look like it wasn't.

Speaker 9 (48:46):
Because some people you can I feel like you can
kind of tell it wasn't.

Speaker 11 (48:49):
Anyone who you could tell, right, yeah, right off the bag.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Look he looked.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Gay.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
I think we all know what that means. Okay, So
now Greg, I'm speaking to Greg in a language he understands.
All right, Hey, girlfriend, listen to this. Yeah, it's like, no,
so David from my Lottery dream Home, right, you don't
have to you don't have to hear a word. You
don't have to know anything that you look at him
and go that dude's gay. You got some kind of

(49:16):
pearls and some release over the top like tattoos. No,
duden't tell, right, So that's right, Yeah, I see it
like the guy. Okay, yeah, right there, exactly.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
No, And that's not even the least bit offensive to
say somebody looks gay, somebody that looks it's like thanks
for example, danvid brosd the one you just mentioned, looks gay.
But when you said this guy quote didn't look.

Speaker 11 (49:42):
Gay, I just meant he didn't.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
It wasn't obvious feminine or right.

Speaker 11 (49:47):
Yeah, it just didn't.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
It didn't go obvious till the dream came out.

Speaker 11 (49:50):
And he wasn't a super manly guy either. He's just
a guy. I mean, it wasn't nothing went off for me.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
J man. Just guys.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Well, shovel over here.

Speaker 11 (50:03):
I'm going to stop talking.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I think Sammy's mom is just blown. Right, did you
hear that? Right? Okay, guys are just guys.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
The guys I apologize.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
It's kind of like when somebody says, no, I don't
think he's gay.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
He has kids.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Yeah, he's normal.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, okay, that's that would be super offend. He's normal
saying normal, But I don't.

Speaker 8 (50:23):
I mean that growing up there are two kinds of
people in the world, gay and normal.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Wow. Fun to hear, just for curiosity clarification. All right,
So I agree that somebody, and I use the David
Bromstad example, my lottery dream home looks gay. So when
you say somebody looks gay, I can't say that, you know,
from I would think that would be necessarily offensive. Now,
if somebody goes, he's not gay, he's normal, that's offense
because that there's there's like there's there's there's meaning behind it, right,

(50:51):
you know. There there's I don't know, like like a
real like a real like a real judgment behind that
saying that I don't know, like shardon somebody said, by
the way their husband calls it sharta gay.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
I mean, I see why you would think that.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I really do. But like you know, saying saying something
like that, is that offensive that as a gay person,
do you find that offensive that Sammy would like just look, No,
I don't think so either. I don't think. I think
it's I mean, it's it's a it's a it's a clue.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
The only well I get it. I don't even like
the word offended because I'm so rarely offended by anything.
But the only thing that I would get, let's call
it offended at is oh, that guy isn't gay, he's married,
or you know along those lines, that guy can't be
gay he has kids. That let's use the word offended
defends me. The thing that offends me the most, and

(51:41):
this happens a lot through texting here at work, any
joke in any context has got to go back to
being gay. It's so lazy, it's so ineffective and it's
borderline offensive. We could be talking about hot dogs, of course,

(52:04):
so boring.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Jeez, Greg, take a penis, but you can't take a joke.
Get him. That's the next text. It's coming into. Sure,
but no, I.

Speaker 8 (52:16):
Would, I would make a distinction. That's girly. Yeah, but
it's not automatically.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Okay, okay, what about Okay, we know Greg's gatar is
not the best.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
It's really and where and where is sea bass? By
the way here because he's the he's the one. I
always thought it was kind of curious that he will
sit down. I remember we were on a flight somewhere,
going somewhere, and we were sitting in first class and
they came around and said, hey, can we get you
anything before takeoff? And he goes, yes, I will have
a glass of champagne. That's that's his drink of choice.

(52:46):
So it is that curious.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Because that goes back to my fruit. That's not a
celebration because it's a flight. It goes back to setting
like you're in our first class setting.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Yeah, that's a classes thing. Not a homophobe, but that's all.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
But I'm saying, just in general, that is his drink
of choice. We see him ordering. Yeah, we see him ordering, uh,
Champagne more than anything else. Yeah, I find that loo
because it's good.

Speaker 8 (53:09):
I'm with Gina. It's more of a classy. I have
to have my champagne, but I have a few more
things on my list. Remember when I said, fountains are
gay flags in your in your yard that tell you
what season it is. It was very gay taking a
selfie in public?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
What is he doing? I keep seeing his face. I
try to come in with Sammy's using his microphone.

Speaker 11 (53:31):
There's one for him to use. And now he's just pacing.

Speaker 9 (53:34):
Back and he's.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Sort of sauntering towards the door because I keep seeing
his face in the window. But like, like, ah, there
he is, thank you, Hi, I see bass. He prefers
his microphone well because I see this like face in
the window. And then he disappears, and I keep thinking
that I was, but.

Speaker 7 (53:49):
You guys have moved on, so I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Oh no, no, yeah, chardonnay, Yeah, yeah, champagne.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
It's either that or the man is a man who
doesn't know how to drink. Uh think about who? Like
chardonay is an intro drink. It is because it's sweet
and and you know lights and citrusy. So either he's yeah,
he's either gay or doesn't know yet.

Speaker 8 (54:12):
Yeah, he just.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
A lot of exposure to Yeah, that's that's fair.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
Champagne.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Champagne your drink of choice.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
It's not my drink of choice, but it is something
I do enjoy from time to time for sure.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Is it specifically something you order when you're in first
class on a plane or offer you here?

Speaker 7 (54:29):
It's what they offer you on first class, Like it's
either you get like if you're there at night, they'll
be water, or they'll offer you momosa's. Like that's that's
the first thing. That's like barbecue sauce at McDonald's. That's
it's the first thing they get here. Yeah, I mean
I like it, but yes, by by no means my
first drink of choice.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
And by the way, jack and coke, right, bro b.
I like to put a word out to all the
airlines they don't have tequila on flights.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
I think you can get too sloppy, too quick.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Of course you'll get waste.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Because it's difference between the difference is you shoot tequila.
And that's the type of behavior that leads to out.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Of the waisted getting zip tied to your chair.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Also like all overly sexual to Yeah, all right, all right,
that's your makes your clothes.

Speaker 8 (55:14):
Yeah, are these things gate? So taking a selfie in public,
that's just oh god, that's I was talking about men.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Doing that's that's what you're saying. So it might not
be necessarily shardonay. But if you are falling into one
of these things, Greg's opinion our official correspondence, this would
be yeah, but you have to define if if it's
a woman or man.

Speaker 8 (55:34):
These are all men. Dudes doing this using conditioner. I
think that's very good.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
For your yeah, grace, yeah, yeah, And let's just like
mixed in.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
Don't you have silky hair.

Speaker 8 (55:47):
Guys will use bar soap, they don't care or nothing,
just water. Having a tattoo anywhere from the waist down,
especially ankle.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Nuclear give me some then. So gay.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
It's so tough these days because people are tattooing everything
they get their hands on.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
And the calf tattoo is huge with the barbed wire.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
The tribal band like, oh I have a pizza slice and.

Speaker 8 (56:13):
Or shark anything under their waist. Gay, I do.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
This a lot. Use lip bomb.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
I think that's gay.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
By sourcemen to use lip like, I'll hold you down
and like you, I hate to seeing those chapped lips.

Speaker 7 (56:27):
Do you mean chap stick or lip bombers inclusive?

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Inclusive is gay?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah, I mean necessary, I agree, But by I buy
something like that once every couple of years because I'll
end up being in some place where it's like blistering
cold and from you licking your lips, your your lips
get like burning chapping her, and so like, I buy
and I buy the same thing every time. That CarMax
makes it worse. It makes it so dude, it's so good, Carmack. Second, carmes,

(56:56):
Like for a second, it feels good.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Just lather you all with the aqua for is the best.
It's the best.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Snow gloves I have that on.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
I love sarn, the snow gloves gloves.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
I have you thought about snow gloves since I was
like eight years alo?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Right, they're so gay because they're all at airports. Oh
yeah yeah, right next to the spoons, yeah, shot glasses.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
And then the other thing is having more than one
key chain.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
Okay, like a souvenirs.

Speaker 7 (57:31):
Girls do have bigger keychain.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Totally and multiple keychains. Yeah all right, Well let's see
what Yeah, Gina, I have Oh yeah, like that your
little trinket if that was a man's keys.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Thing air tag, and my Pokemon thing that my kid gaves.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
That's multiple things.

Speaker 7 (57:49):
Yeah, women also have purses, men have pockets. We can't
throw Pokemon on our keychains.

Speaker 8 (57:54):
If you have more than If you have more than one,
then you have a life partner.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
All right, Well there's your definitive answer, Sammy. Yeah, so
next time you see that guy, you can make a move.
Chances are he's into it. We're gonna take a break.
I do have a confession to make. And when Sammy
said that she had is this gay question? That's what
sparked my. That reminded me like, oh yeah, I did
something for the first time. I can't wait, and it

(58:23):
might and it might fall under the category Greg that
you would judge, really you would judge me. Yeah, I'm intrigued.
The question, Am I gay? Is the question to be
I'll tell you what I did. That's next The Woody Show.
Hang on the Woody Show. I think there's some shenanigans
going on. The Woody Show is back. There'll be one

(58:44):
thing if I did one of these things or you
know what, maybe even two at the same time. Okay,
I did all three of these things for the very
first time in my life. Greg, is it gay?

Speaker 8 (58:58):
Oh an?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
He guesses, Yes, I do have a guess. You have
a guess.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
Well, looking at your face. It's not a spray tan,
which we thought you were going to do last year.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
No, I've never done a spray tan.

Speaker 8 (59:11):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Is it a manicure? I got a manicure, I got
a pedicure, and I got a facial. Is that gay.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
Self care?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
No? Okay, I don't know. I don't know if this
has any bearing or anything. I told you I was
really excited about this place that was opening by my house.
It's called Hammer and Nail. They're great, right, and it's
basically a salon, not a salon, but like a it's
a manly salon, a manly salon. But they because but
they thank God, they waxed my ears. They'll wax your nose,
will wax your eyebrows. All that they do straight razor

(59:49):
shaves and linus was why the beard looked a way
lined up. They'll do like the camo color haircut, manicure, pedicure, facial.
They do all kinds of stuff. Right, And so my
buddy had told me about this. He's like, dude, this
place is awesome. They have these. I have to show
you a picture of the place, Greg. It sounds awesome. Yeah.

(01:00:09):
So anyway, it looks like a place that you would
go to do like whiskey tasting, but you walk in,
but you walk in and they hand you your favorite drink,
your drink of choice, and then it's just so this
this is where I was sitting as they were doing
the as they were doing the manicure. Look at that place.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Oh damn, it looks very cool. They don't call it
a salon. They call it a grooming lounge, a grooming
lounge for men.

Speaker 12 (01:00:35):
Yeah, is it women or men? Doing your toes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
It was a woman. It was a woman. Facial facial
was a woman. The haircut, the straight razor, and even
the wax was a dude. The waxing of the ears
was a dude. That sounds great. It was great. It
was great, And I never done It's where it's not
completely like they there's still some great they say touch

(01:01:00):
of great nat okay, right yeah, But anyway, so I
tried it because I was like why not? Because it
was all included. I had to pay for it separately
because my buddy had told me about this place, is like, hey,
go in there, get this, and you can go in
there and get any service that you want. So I'm like, hey,
I've never done it. Everybody's told me about manicure and

(01:01:21):
pedicure how much I love it, and I do. Really, dude,
it's so great.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
So you go like three times a week if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I can go every day if I wanted to. They
sell different things, Dude, it's so good.

Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
Pedicure sounds too ticklish to me.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
I love them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
I want to.

Speaker 12 (01:01:39):
I feel amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
I'm a kicker, and I might be embarrassed because my
heels are so dry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Due my feet are so soft. So have you done
it before? Manicure pedicure?

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
I'm not against trying it, but I thought when you
set that up, I would have thought, oh, he was
on a cruise with his family, got nothing, You got
nothing to do as well?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Did you know? I would have never done it like
at a regular like spa spaw kind of place. Yeah,
where it's men and women, and I've never done that.
You're doing it in a manly setting. You're not doing
that like a drive made different enough to give me
the first time. Now that I've tried and I've done,
I'm like, I'll get him at the mall. I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Did you go with your buddy to know it was
just are you holding hands with?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Well? I was holding hands with the person that was
doing the man cord.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
Yeah, well sure it does matter who's doing it. So
you said it was a man doing the face stuff
and women.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Doing the haircut, the shave, the straight razor shave.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
Because I had my first Just recently, I had my
first male dental hygienist, and I did not like that.

Speaker 13 (01:02:40):
Oh what why interesting that the first time a male
dental in my life I've never seen. I've never seen one,
much less had one work on me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
We're talking about a dentist.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Hygiene, does the cleanic when the dentist comes.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Oh, I've had male and female and tists. Yeah, that's
obviously obviously cleaner.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
But the people that they clean your teeth, they take
the X rays, they do all that delta.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
So yeah, I'm going back in my head to think
if I ever had a male exactly, good, that's odd.
I've never even thought about that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
No, exactly, I never either think he shows up. First off,
he said, brow to someone down the hall, like okaya.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
The most. I mean when it comes to even wash
my face. My wife has a thousand things that she
uses to clean her face, and she goes, you need
something like No, I don't because I take whatever the
shampoo is in my head and I washed it on
my face. That was going to be. That's all I do.
I've done that for forty eight years.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
So do you moisturize when you get on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I hate to smell a lotion. I hate it. I'm
gonna use lotion. No, they don't. That's that is we did.
We did, and they still stink.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
And it kind like plastic.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Nothing is fragrance, Nothing is fra How.

Speaker 11 (01:03:51):
Often do you plan on going to this point?

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Well said, it was two weeks ago that I did this,
and I'm going again tomorrow. I'm going again tomorrow. Can
USh back up?

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
You can get a membership and go unlimited.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Yes, so I can get your you can get your
hair cut every day.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Just for fun. They have a big Daddy aroma therapy
Manny Petty.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
They pour whiskey into the water mix or whatever, and
you have this aroma of whiskey.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Cheesy.

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
Yeah, exactly. Everyone is corny and cheesy. And you can
throw as much wood and leather and whiskey at me,
but you know, you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Just do the job. It was a cool place.

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
This place does look awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
And as you're sitting there in these big leather recliner things,
they have these TVs up in. Each person has their
own individual TV. You watch where you want noise canceling headphones,
and they're just like pamper and the crap out of
you run.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
They kick you out if you're a lady, because I'd
rather know here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
It's called hammer and nail they have.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
On the TV. I don't care how hard.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
It's only yeah, you can cut whatever you want.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
To hammer and nails grooming.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Uh do they use the word pamper? That is no.
I just I couldn't think another they spoil you? How
about that? Not much better any other first times in there?
I mean, for whatever it is, it doesn't have.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
To be like that in the same realm as like uh,
like skincare. I started embracing skincare and uh yeah, and
there's this I mentioned it off to Aaron.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Lit up, well, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
I do have those Kylie Kids, but like actually not
ironically getting Kylie Kids, like getting the uh the First
Aid beauty like this, this brand that has skincare. Dude,
I'm obsessed girlfriend. So it's like your skin getting a
drink of water, so good, and so what is it

(01:05:50):
like all over thing all over my body because we
have like pasty elbows and stuff. Dude, I'm telling you
up yeah, first uh first Aid beauty looking into I would.

Speaker 9 (01:06:02):
Target in other places. I used their shampoo, but they
don't make that anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
So I'm up.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
Yeah, well this so I'm kind of jealous because I've
never gotten a manicure or a pedicure.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
I have no interest.

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
Dude, you have done the facial and I do think
the facial part is gay. Yeah, and I also think
the facials God, strike me down. They don't do anything
like you don't. They really don't do anything like glow
to you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
I think you're glowing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I see it a dewey the beard.

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
Yeah, that's you want to have dewey glow.

Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
Always wanted a straight razor shave, so you go there, so.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Ofd do they do that the straight razor?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yeah? Hot straight rais old time is so cool. And
facial things you with. The facial part is the hand part.
You wouldn't like the manicure, right, that's the that's the
hand manicure. Pedicure. You'd like. You really like that because
you like to have your feet out. I do, and
like you know, I do have nice feet. I think
you would like it. And then the facial thing, I
think you would like. I do like it, but I
just I truly believe it. The sage your face rules.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
But is it like I don't know, Ladies, help me
out here. The facial thing is that like Mico derm
abrations where they actually get into your skins one type.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
They put like a hot talent on there everything and
then they rub some other skids on theirs that uh
you know, and then they put another hot talent with
the stuff they just put on.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
Their feels amazing and you're just awesome for the.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
Whole flights to cool. I mean, whatever, did.

Speaker 12 (01:07:26):
The girls have their boobies out like hooters or is
it just normal?

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
It's not it's not like that. It's not tilted kill cat.

Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
I'm just wondering the question.

Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
Any other first timers, I'm about to be a first
timer for I think I just convinced my husband to
take ballroom dancing classes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Oh god, I thought that I feel that or something.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
I think it would be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
You got it. You gotta give them an out on that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
No, come on, you'll learn the fox trot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
No, he won't like that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
This is obligation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah, we still well, it's a branch on it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
Yeah, I'll let you know how it goes. Yeah, would
we tank?

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
My first time? Thing is out of denial. And I
finally realized, Okay, I have to stop being in denial
because Mario cuts my hair. I don't go to a barbershop.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
And he finally said, well, he said it before, but
he said this time you have to do it. You
have to get Dan Drift shampoo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 8 (01:08:30):
So I, for the first time two days ago, bought
Dan Drift shampoo. And I feel like head and shoulders, Yeah,
I feel so. They do sell a head and shoulders
with an old spice. Oh really yeah, an old spice.
So it smells manly. I gotta say, already, let my
scalp is less itchy. It's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Why to buy that? What you thought it's embarrassing to
buy it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
Yeah, why buying it knowing that I have to use it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
I don't know, just dry dry skin.

Speaker 12 (01:09:00):
You might need conditioner, Greg, that would.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Kill I'm going to do it. You'd rather dive embarrassment
than use conditioner.

Speaker 8 (01:09:09):
I don't want soft hare. I wish my hair was
more like yours.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Would you like? It's like, what's the word? I have?
Like super thick wavy slash. If it gets any longer
than you know whatever, he starts to frow right in
my hair is like a chinchilla.

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
I hate it. That's why I have to use eight
pounds of goop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Uh sea bass First Timers.

Speaker 7 (01:09:29):
Club, Well, it's something we we we played around with.
We were funny with on the show with the back
to grooming with the nose hair waxing. But literally last
night I had ordered my own kit to have it
home for your balls because and I did it on
the air and it was so good, and now I'm
I'm an official nose home nose wax.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Just still the nose. You're not doing like other stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:09:51):
Well, kids, did you get the one with the wax bead?

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
Yeah, it has a little wax beads and this This
new kid's even better because the one we had they
give you like a little uh cylinder that you then
put wax cup in to heat the heat water. But
this new one is easier. It's just a silicone like
it looks like a little flower pot. Throw the wax
beeds in the micro away for ninety seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Because the other one you're like a chemist exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
The new one's way easier, way to like a POxy. Yeah,
first time last night at home and not on as
a stunt for the radio. It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I've never touched the nose. I've used like a trimmer,
and I've never waxed that area.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Do you need nose hair?

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
And then that's yeah, I mean you do, but.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
You just need to be coming right. But the ones
that are in there I think are supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
I actually might just go to Woody's place just for
the ear hair part. Dude. It's the best. Yeah, And
that's fine, that doesn't kill he or anything. And then
I've never once had my eyebrows touched. But like I
don't have like big giant bushy No. I wake up
though some days and like I have a five foot
long yeah, get that random hair. All right, are you

(01:10:57):
a member of a first timers club? Something you'd never
done befo for to this point in your adult life
and all of a sudden, man, now here you are.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
It's time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Yeah. Greg called me gay today, but I would say overall,
that is more bougie than boujie.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
What do you want to get back?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
And Greg? What's that?

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
Somebody just texted that dandriff is actually caused by an
overgrowth of fungus.

Speaker 8 (01:11:17):
Oohs, I already knew it was Boys Demon Funny String.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Sammy Stossa Schera. Are you a member of the first
timers club at all?

Speaker 11 (01:11:34):
I am.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
It's very similar to yours, though. There must be something
in the water. The skincare game. No, I actually this
might be surprising to you, but have never even bought
facewash before in my life.

Speaker 11 (01:11:46):
Really, I don't wash my face. I never really have.

Speaker 9 (01:11:50):
And the reason that I uh started is because my
best friend accidentally left her face wash in my shower
when she came over and I was like, oh, you
forgot this, she was like, oh, it's almost empty anyways,
So I just tried it because it was there, and
I was like, this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
That's amazed. What have you been doing? So you gotta
be like the only woman I've ever met but doesn't
have a thousand of those.

Speaker 9 (01:12:13):
I know, it's very surprising compared to other people. But
I just never have I'll just I just shower and
whatever comes off with water is what comes off. Or
maybe I'll use water on a facecloth and lotion.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Do you not use makeup at all?

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
That was my question.

Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
Yeah, so if I have makeup on, I would always
just use a makeup wipe and then just water.

Speaker 11 (01:12:30):
Motion.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
I never washed my face.

Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
I think that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
It's proved that the face wash industry, as people have
said for years, is a scam because Samy has true
just as good skin as any other woman.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Right, you guys, compliment as you're ever going to get.

Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
I'm saying, it's not like, oh my god, your face
is disgusting, you need a wash it. No one knows
that I don't wash.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
It's true.

Speaker 14 (01:12:54):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
What was the brand? Was the brand?

Speaker 8 (01:12:57):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
Tacha? Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, speaking it was nice.
I like to go just low end, like like a
set of phill get the du yeah, fragrance to Phil.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
And I say, Sarah vay Irish spring like I love
the yeah, the first Aid beauty products, but but that's
like this this supposed to be what it feels like
when you no no, but you're saying like any like you're
saying facial right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
Clearly, Sammy's proof positive that this is all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
I don't use that stuff on my face.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
I use it on the rest of my body. Is
that okay? Man on his jones, my legs, all kinds
of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
But you used face washed like like what.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I'm like, what do you? And Sammy?

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
Just it all in one bottle?

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
That's just fine, that's right, seven forty four. You can
send us a text. Send your text over to two
to ninety seven. So I washed my face with baby.

Speaker 9 (01:13:58):
Wash sheep and yeah, so I like to take off makeup.

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
Have used baby oil before.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
That's pretty effective.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
We use baby oil for other things in our house.
Oh you know, we got the tarbs and the water
buffalo nine iron outs off.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
Don't hit me, Hey, I'm not gonna hit you on
the take his last I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Throw him on the ground. This is and we are
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Woody Greg Goryhi, there's menace. What is up? Gina is here?

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
Hi there, we.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is hereon bord.
We got von our video producer. Phones are open. Eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie, that's eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding hit us up of the text over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
I saw this thing in the news, Woody, and I
My response was good, huh. You might think it's a
little excessive. But back in twenty twenty two, there is
this preschool teacher, Anissa Burgs. She works at a preschool
and in her purse she had a ziploc baggie full
of th HC gummies, so weed gummies, weed gummies. Some

(01:15:05):
of the kids in the class as young as one
year old. There were four kids total who found them
ate them had to be hospitalized. So why why hospitalized?
They're they're tripping hard, ye, So last month is pretty

(01:15:27):
going to do with the hospital and then tell them
to sleep it off? And also how do they find it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Everything rightly? Go looking for stuff?

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
So last month she pleaded guilty to four counts of
injury to a child, and she just got sentenced for
this one year each for each child, So four years
and then three years for possession of the gummies, so
seven years. And you said good, and I say good.
How's that different than having poison available to these kids

(01:15:58):
and they find it and eat it. You have to
be careful. She wasn't careful. Yeah, they found it. We
know what kids do. They go through stuff, they find it,
they eat it, they put everything in their mouths.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
It shouldn't be anywhere they could find it.

Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
Some of these kids were one oh boy, okay, so
what would you be if that was your kid?

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
One off thing? Not the kids smoking or doing edibles
like all the time, but in this particular case, I mean,
you get you get a weed edible and they take
it again, what's the hospital going to do. They're not
gonna pump their stomach just to let them ride it out.
I mean, they don't tell them to ride it out. Well, like,
here's some cheetos. They you're here for observation hospital for

(01:16:35):
what could you get hungry the monkey?

Speaker 12 (01:16:38):
It's more for the parents that are freaking out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
I'm sure, yeah, yeah, I do. I here's some cheetos
and some conspiracy theory videos on It's.

Speaker 12 (01:16:46):
Sad the kid's not even going to remember its first time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Or so, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
No, I mean, I'm with Greg. The person should be
punished because they were being irresponsible with their stash. I
mean that could have been plot for medication, that could
have been anything. But yeah, I think seven years is
slightly excessive.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
She'll never do seven years, probably not.

Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
Does anybody ever do a full sentence?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
No, I don't think they do.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
But still at least there's some justice there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Yeah, I say no, like I know, it's just it.
From what I understand, nobody really seems to do the
full sentence because it's life in prison. They have four concent.
Even when you get life in prison, they're eligible from
parole the next number of years. What are you talking about?
How are you if you have good behavior?

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
Right, that's the one.

Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
Yeah, it should be the baseline, right as.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
A model inmates?

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. What he is? The
phone number? You can hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eight seven. Uh. We've got
some after hours voicemails that people have left. See how
about this one? This woman is drunk list?

Speaker 15 (01:17:53):
Hey what show? It's Jesse. Just want you guys to know, Like,
I'm super attracted the gay guys, and it's sort of
land spat and it ended up with a neighbor Kas'
husband and now it's Craigory his husband Mario. I don't

(01:18:14):
know why. I just have an attraction to gay many.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Attraction to gay man. It wasn't that a thing that
we had heard at one point that there's a lot
of straight women that like watching gay porn. I have
heard that they're like.

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
Watching pretty people do things yeah yeah, and having an
awesome time.

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
I mean I think about this sometimes, like if you're
a straight man and you only like stuff that's super straight,
what's straighter than watching two dudes?

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Why are you watching?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
Did you have an I feel like I had a gummy?

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
You're super like manly and you like stuff that's like
browed out, like super manly, then why wouldn't you want
to have sex with a man?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
What? Yeah, we're manly.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
We're like, oh yeah, like check out that lifted truck
and stuff like that steal toe boots.

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
When a super manly dude like, oh, I just love
women because they're so like soft and like pink and
frilly and like well, that's not manly, Like why don't
you just want manly.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Like them because they're soft and.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
Pink like soft and.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
But you do.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
You do like French made outfits and stuff with.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Like because it's hot, but it's it's because and girly.
It's not about that. It's it's about it's the naughtiness
of it, you know, like the outfit is the is
the naughtiness.

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
Right you actually actually you guys like the frilly stuff.
We like bikinis, bro Poter's t shirts. Yeah, huh, yeah, No,
it's not. No, it's not about you're you're.

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
Wearing so but like chicks are in so many ruffles
and guys like, oh that's so hot, and like you're
into ruffles.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
It's against the naughtiness of it. It's not the ruffles.

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
But what's naughty?

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Not going ooh, look at that's a great look. You're
not supposed to be having sex with the maid that's why.

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Yeah, So why isn't she dressed like the maide It
like the Marriott, because that's.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
The master that's naughty, because that's not naughty.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
To MENACE's point, he said, you're not supposed to have
sex with the maids. Why don't you just dress like
any maid, a.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Hot maid, it's a guy, they'd be happy whatever made up. Okay,
you're asking the wrong guys, because like medicine, I have
said this forever. Mena started with the whole lingerie is
so eighties. Yeah, and I couldn't agree with them. It's
a waste of time, it's a waste of money.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Why do girls do sexy Halloween custom for themselves?

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Really, you're not You don't think it's hot and for attention?

Speaker 6 (01:20:54):
Yeah, from dudes, it's hot because.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
It's there a chick, and it's it's about vagina, about sex.
It's not about it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
They're not nakedizz.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
Because it's about themselves and make themselves look The benefit
is it also attracts me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
It's not in the fashion sense of it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
I don't care about if she feels sexy. I'm saying
she's wearing it because you guys think she looks sexy.
She's sexy in like stuff that is not considered manly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
My my friend Tony of everything that his wife could
wear that gets him the horny. This is when she
has like a sports jersey on, Like she has a
sports jersey on and just a pair of panties. He
is ready to go.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
So that's so so yeah, he makes sense. Then he's
a manly dude into like manly sports.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Jersey underneath it doesn't matter. It's because it's what's under.
It doesn't matter the lingerie to me, Like I don't care,
like people spend all this time wrapping gifts and make it.
They're just tearing that off and he goes right in
the garbage. It's it's not important, that's for you.

Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
It's just but if but if you're lady, okay, I
know you're not into her Christmas p js.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
No, because she has like gingerbread men and.

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
When she came to bed and like I'm naughty ginger.
But what if she came something.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Super like super like regular lingerie, like you know, like
something that you got to like whatever Frederick's of Hollywood,
thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
Vicky doesn't have that much of that stuff anymore. It's
all like a because so fat at leisure.

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
Yeah yeah, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep going there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Think it's not necessary, Like would I hate it? No,
I wouldn't hate it. I would just think it's a
full on waste of time and money. Like you doesn't
need to go out and get that. I don't like,
just let's go and I.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
Get that, but a lot of dudes don't think that,
and they love that stuff. And I'm just like, you're
into bows and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
The woman feels when she's wearing it. If a woman's
wearing lingerie, she's gonna act sexy and more likely want
to bang that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I get right now, Gina, I really need you to
listen to this and listen to this very care Everybody
knows you never go full retired.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Yeah, what do you mean? Check it out? It doesn't often.
Ray Man look retired a retat it, not retired cat
two picks carts autistic, not batire the forest gump. Yeah, yes, retired.
Maybe he based his own as but he timed to
pay us off next to it and they want to
pin pound competition.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Yep. That never go full retied. That's it right there.
Keep that in mind.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
Okay, I'm gonna keep working on that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
You just give off credit for how good his delivery was.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
We're gonna take a break. We'll come back more what
he shows next. Hang on, now back to the you show.
All right, welcome back. We've continued the conversation. During the
commercial break, so.

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
Many very very sensitive dude.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
It's not sensitive hyperbolic that you're being hyperbology. I think
this is you being more sensitive to the fact that
people are getting this is what happens when I'm just saying,
this is what happens when two people you're trying to
make each other understand that neither one's understanding. So it
becomes frustrated.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
I get what you're saying. I get like it's naughty
and it's weird. But and then I said, then why
aren't they in regular made.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Out for everybody, for everybody who's just joining Let me
let me catch everybody up. I for exactly how it
came out, I don't know, but Gina made a comment about, oh,
I know what it was. We had the after hours voicemail,
the girl that said that she is in love with
Greg and she thinks she's just in the gay guys
because there's been all these other gay guys that she's

(01:24:33):
had crushes on. Right, And then I said something about, like,
I've heard a lot about straight women who enjoy watching
gay porn. Right, That's how I came. And then you said, well, okay,
so here's the question.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
Yeah, that if manly dudes like stuff that's manly, then
why are they so attracted to women when they are
at their frilliest? Basically, and everybody went crazy. I'm trying
to be into bows and ruffles, no.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Man, Yeah, like other words, why why wouldn't you want
to watch for such manly men? Why wouldn't we want
to watch other man other manly men do each other?

Speaker 6 (01:25:12):
And then and then, and then people got very upset because.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
You said it was about an obsession where it was
a dumb statement.

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
Yeah, seems very but you're but when mena says something's dumb,
that's usually hiding a little bit of extra upsetness.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
But yeah, now that's a lazy argument and response to people.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
But it's not lazy, it's gaslighting.

Speaker 12 (01:25:38):
Yeah maybe, like my parents are fighting.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
I know, but it's weird because like, just because you
don't agree doesn't mean it shouldn't be.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Like I'm responsor when people don't agree with you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
And that's also true.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I'm not mad, I know, I agree, I'm not mad.
I'm not going quote crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
I just think that you're going crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
I'm trying to give you the male perspective, and I
get what you're saying, yeah, like I don't care about
trust me, I don't care about Frill's bows. I don't
like I said, don't like lingerie. It's about her acting
a certain way. I agree with whoever said that, and
the fact that you're already when when you're dressing up
as a naughty nurse maid whatever or lingerie and your half,

(01:26:16):
that's the way fantasy.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
I totally understand that. That makes perfect sense to me.
But this, this idea, this the pictures of women in
like Nudi mags have been around way longer than any
of us have been around. So we didn't start it.
I didn't. I'm saying from everything I've noticed, like like
they're not naked in a lot of these magazines. They
have like a bow over the fatieth or right, And

(01:26:40):
I'm saying, why does it have to be a bow?
Why is it a roughly jeans?

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
It could be anything over her nips like that. It's
not about that always because she's a girl she likes,
because that's what she likes.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
She's not dressing herself. Magazines geared towards men are dressing her.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
It's about like a fantasy of if a woman was
going to dress up, she wouldn't be dressing up in
like dickies, but you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:27:04):
Think it's hot. If she was wearing like a construction
worker's vest with nothing on underneath it, well, she's.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Got nothing on underneath it. That but that's not.

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
How they dress in these magazines. They dress in like
bows and ruffles. I didn't put them in that, but
I'm observing it and asking why that's.

Speaker 7 (01:27:21):
Just like you just described. Literally, Pamela Anderson dressed in
a like a worker's outfit Hard On Home Improvement, got it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
So why isn't every woman Why doesn't she look like
she's part of the village people in these magazines? Why
is she always in Yeah, none of us are going
to be able to answer this because none of us
work in that industry.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
It's just a question.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
I am so sorry I.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Brought it up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Don't be sorry to bring it up. Just I think
it is a question.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
I don't under I don't understand it, and I get
what you're saying that it's if it's the naughty aspect. Yeah,
sounds good, but a lot of very upset manner testing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
I don't think not upset.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
No, No, they've never been calmer, they've never been more.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
No, you're you're reacting to the fact there's been a
ton of texts because because you're not getting.

Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
I am getting projecting what you told me why and
I agreed with you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Yeah, but your argument to me says you're not getting.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
Okay, like that said it's because it's naughty, and I agreed,
and I said, to follow up for.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
That part, I'm saying, but that your your thing is
like about yeah, see, we're not We're never gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:28:30):
She's saying this whole like their naughty cops don't have
frills and laces. It's just a cop in yeah, right, essentially,
But we're disagreeing with the premise.

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
Okay, I guess, I guess we're not angry.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Can anybody ask you that? What's at Harmona? She said
that to the man, Literally, what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
Like you're you're you're veering off the armament argument and
making personal attacks. But hey, stupid, yeah you would know.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Ironically, Gina is doing that with these Texters instead of
sticking with the argument. She's calling them upset, and they because.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
They are, but because they they do seem upset, they
do seem defensive. But if I'm asking a question if
I'm asking a question and the answer is I'm retarded,
then you wouldn't say that's ad hominem, Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
I think that's maybe maybe what it means. I don't
even know how I would use ad hominem.

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
First off, that there's a clinical definition for that word,
and they'll there use it, but they're usually the same way.
Would he used it when he played that clip in
a in a silly joking manner.

Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
Correct, Oh, I didn't know you could. I didn't know
you could pre or post qualify as something else.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
I wasn't It has to do with men wanting to
feel strong in order to protect the meek woman. That okay, egos,
that's to make them feel bigger.

Speaker 6 (01:29:39):
And that's also an answer. That answer makes sense, But
to say I don't know and you're stupid doesn't clear
anything up. He gave an answer that makes sense. You
gave an answer that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
But being like Juda's hard.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Or okay, Well, I guess I guess that's where we'll
leave it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
It's not the most creative bottle, but it's just a.

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
Joke, understood. But I guess I know, I know he's
just doing this on purpose now and he's not that
he's not that efficient. But the thing is, if I'm
asking a question and I'm getting an answer that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Yeah, done, high as hell. Right now, I'm very angry.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
I wish I was.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
I'm looking sounds like Gina's been workshopping this stand up
bid for years and doesn't know how bad it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
It's just a question. I don't see this is what
I'm talking about. I don't know. It wasn't supposed to
be funny.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
Question.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Yes, it's just a question.

Speaker 8 (01:30:33):
I feel for you so hard right now this episode.
If you share a wonderment or just not the.

Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
Group, not the but guess what, but guess what. I'm
not going to stop doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
It's Gina smelling burning hair right now.

Speaker 7 (01:30:45):
But it's not that. It is that we gave a
response and an answer and she just didn't take it well,
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:30:50):
But I don't have to agree with you, but I
understand it. I didn't understand when I didn't understand MENACE's
argument of we can dress up like somebody at the
T s A and and you'll think it's hot. I
asked him to explain it. I didn't get an X.
I didn't get a follow up answer. I get that
we it makes you look like somebody who needs to
be protected. I get that it's naughty. Those those answers,

(01:31:11):
I understand. I understand the watching.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
The part where I responded and I said, guys just
don't care. They don't care what my mon always says.
Anything I put on looks best on the floor. Agreed,
guys don't.

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
But I'm asking a question about something that's been going
on long before we ever existed.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
It's not like it's just some philosophy. It's just something
that they ran with and kept on doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
They wouldn't stop doing it if it didn't make money.
If you if guys didn't have secure.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Wearing, they're still going to buy the magazine regardless.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
Maybe. So I'm looking at I'm looking at like a
nineteen thirties newty bag, and it's like there's they're wearing
slips and and uh right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Slip. Look at her in her blouse, she's showing ankle.
This girl's got she's got there like she's but she's.

Speaker 7 (01:32:01):
Tied them around it. It's not frill and laceness.

Speaker 6 (01:32:03):
Well she's trying to slip, right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
No, I think what SeaBASS is looking at that's to
compliment her curves, and it's just right.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
It's not like she's trying to be something.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
What Gena is experiencing right now is what Greg experienced
when he brought up the whole thing about how gerrilla
tape didn't work, like the rest of the room wasn't.

Speaker 6 (01:32:22):
Getting It's maddening.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
You're trying to explain like we for me, it didn't work.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
Yeah, how dare you like you?

Speaker 8 (01:32:28):
I mean, congrats on having products that always work perfectly
for you.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
It's crazy, just the questions is wild?

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Eight seven seven forty four? What he is? The phone number?
Don't text Gina do We'll move on. Don't be angry
at her seven. I'm gonna take a quick break. Yeah,
be nice.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
I've heard it all. There's nothing anyone could call me.
I've worked in male radio my entire adult life. I
don't see male secured radio.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
What weird radio?

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
We do know?

Speaker 7 (01:33:02):
These texts are.

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
Head Yeah, I know you guys, you guys, you're all right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
We do have your fifty audience.

Speaker 8 (01:33:07):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
You guys have all got your finger on.

Speaker 7 (01:33:10):
The pulse a reaction scale. Yeah, yeah, shows that hang.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
On, Woody show. It is it's a show possible that
TikTok gets banned on Sunday. So would that be like
Saturday night at eleven fifty nine fifty nine or is

(01:33:39):
that like Monday talk don't give you Sunday afternoon? Yeah,
I don't know anyway, Yeah, And I was just wondering.
So I guess they could just like turn it off
like that what do they call it? Menace geo blocking,
So they would just block the entire United States? Yeah? Probably?

Speaker 8 (01:33:57):
How does that work physically? Like if you, yeah, it
gets banned, let's say, and you go to TikTok, is
it just yeah, it does doesn't work like it just
can you still see it?

Speaker 15 (01:34:08):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:34:08):
Yeah, you would be able to what I've been told,
you'd be able to still open it and see content
that's already been uploaded, but just nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
New and you can't comment or.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
I don't know about that part, but I don't know
that there won't be new content being uploaded. Well, because
and there was another story. The Supreme Court's going to
hear this one because you know, poor and is so
easy to find, and so the Supreme Court is taking
a look at all these efforts to require these adult
websites to have electronic age verification. So the industry, the

(01:34:38):
adult industry, they're challenges like a law in Texas that
says websites containing more than one third of sexual material
harmful to minors must verify that every user is at
least eighteen years old through electronic age verification, or that
site can face penalties up to ten thousand dollars a day.
And so ever, since that happened platform, you know, porn

(01:35:01):
Hub other things, rather than comply, they've just straight up
decided to stop operating in the state of Texas altogether,
and because why risk it. The same kind of thing.
But it's not like you can go on there. You
can see what was already posted on that website. You can't, like,
if you're in Texas, you don't just go on all
the stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:35:17):
You're an aggregate.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
There's so many different ways that you can.

Speaker 12 (01:35:19):
Do this, ye can't you VPN and and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Yeah, and you can trick it to think that you're
in like some other place. I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
Yeah, But again, I mean there, who knows what they're
actually gonna do again. I don't think it's going to
be banned.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
You know, the Supreme Court Justices, they hear some boring stuff.
They hear about all kinds of like they asked the
dumbest questions. Yeah, when it comes to this now, they're
probably like, man, at least we're talking about porn. Yeah, something. Yeah,
but because the argument violates First Amendment unfairly targets the
porn industry, so they should have a decision by the
end of June.

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
Yeah, they're saying, like, we're going to need to look
at a lot of evidence here.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Yeah, example, can you give us an example of something
that would be harmful to minors compared to something that
might not be We may be risky but not powerful. Yeah,
we need examples. Yeah, harmful quote unquote to minors eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with your
text over to two to nine eight seven. I don't
know how those sites, porn Hub and the how do

(01:36:17):
they make money. So if they got like a penalty
and ten thousand dollars per day, yeah, you're not paying
for it, Like when you go on that's the whole thing.
People go there because it's free.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
Now from what I understand, and Sea Bass, maybe you
should chime in because you are going to the AVNS.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
I'm well, for some industry. Yeah, yes, the industry experts.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
I know, Like right, there's different users that are uploading
content because they want people to go to other platforms.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
But who does only fans and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
That's the best question, because when you're on these sites
porn Hub or wherever, all those ads are other porn ads.
So but like, what are you're saying, is well, okay,
so for those ads to be making money someone still
you still have to pay for porn at some point
in this whole prest uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Yeah, So how are the performers making money? How are
these sites making money like.

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
Porn Hub and uh whatever website that's just the avenue
for advertising for other things.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
Balls.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Yeah, but I'm saying, but yeah, but that's to me, Like, okay,
so I go there just to Joe, which, by the way,
it's another thing that Greg says is gay, Like.

Speaker 8 (01:37:15):
I mean, if not definitively, but you could kind of imagine,
you can.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Make an argument that is gay. But anyway, so if
I go there, I'm gonna watch, you know, the five
or six minutes that it's gonna take from start to finish.
I'm not paying a dime to watch that, and I'm
not clicking I think the average person is definitely not
clicking through and paying for any other kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
My question is the person that did upload that nine
minut video, did they pay to have it like boosted
and be like on the front page of that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
And where do they get the money from? Right? If
nobody's paying for a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
Of those girls of performers, I should say it's not
mostly girls. They are then advertising, they're only we'll put
ten videos on porn Hub. But you want more, you
come to my only.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
Yeah, you want the forty five, which goes back to
my question who's paying?

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
That's one we we've talked about that we'd like to
have a if you post it on for like here
to defend yourself, Like if you're someone who's paying for
and only fans.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
Yeah not just one time curious whatever, but like you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Subscribe somebody's fans Yeah, why Yeah, we'd like we'd like
to hear you on a round of here to defend yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
We had that girl who shared that one guy the
super user spent like over two million dollars on her
yea her only fans.

Speaker 7 (01:38:29):
Pace, which is that's one thing I get I don't
get that, but that's one thing, but then there's tens
hundreds of thousands of other guys who are paying ten
to fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Look, I'm glad it works. However it works, it's magic,
and you know it gets you your five or six
minutes that you need. Yeah, and over here shaking her head,
are you starting one or what's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:38:46):
We'll get to this later.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
I've had one before you. I probably could still pull
the account up.

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
Yeah, oh my god, we need to know everything.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
We're gonna take a break. More show that talking about
a cliffhanger. He shows next, hang up. All right, welcome
back everybody. Yeah, today is January the fifteenth. Today is
National Bagel Day. Bagel Day.

Speaker 8 (01:39:15):
My doctor told me that you if you're going to
have a bagel, you might as well have a donut.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
Really carb, right, but you're not gonna get these sugars,
simple carbs. He's done donuts as well, so he's doubly stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
All right, Can I ask something though? I don't get it.
I don't get the hype on what about a bagel? Everything? Bagel, everything,
the flavor, everything, don't get it? Oh I love it.
Get it a little much now. My favorite is everything
bagel with a good veggie schmear.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
Oh that is good, but everything bagel, are you okay
with like the sunflower seeds that are glued to it?

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
I don't need that, oh that way, the sunflower No, no,
not sunflowers, something like sesame seeds. It's more than everything
all that stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
I don't like when they that's too extra, not getting Yeah, well,
National Bagel Day, Today's National Strawberry ice cream Day. It's
National Fresh Squeezed Juice Day. Trillion dollars, National hat Day today.
It's also National pothole Day. Oh good, celebrate those, which
I thought was later on, like more towards spring, like

(01:40:18):
once you get out of the winter, they would do
pothole Day to identify the biggest potholes around town. I
thought it was like so that people would notify the
you know, the town or whatever that Hey there's a
really big pothole that's swallowing up cars on main Street
whatever it.

Speaker 8 (01:40:35):
Yeah, menace gave me an obsession about potholes. Yeah right,
like you're like, where do they? Where'd it go? The
road dissolves?

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:44):
Like why like why next to every pothole is not
the chunk of road that came out.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
That's a good point. Yeah, where where does the material
that we used to be in that hole? Then that void?
Where did it go?

Speaker 11 (01:40:59):
Not just down like it collapse in?

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:41:01):
This is this is a classic Greg, like sinkhole. This
is a classic Greg. I know that I could google
the answer, but I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
I hate googling answers.

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
I'd like, yeah, are like tires are made of spikes?
Like why is he even getting ripped up in the
Why does water? How does water screw up cement? It
dissolves it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
Yeah, it was I always thought like, well see, I
always thought that the potholes were created from cold and
cold weather cities where because like the water gets into
the road, it freezes, expands and breaks it up, right,
and so yeah, and then of course, or then plows
like the snow plows like you know, kind of tear
up the roads as well to buildings. You just shoot

(01:41:41):
water at it, but then and then freeze it. You
could do that because it would expand. But uh, then
you get to a place like a warm weather city
where it doesn't ever freeze, and you go, wait a minute,
there's potholes here still too, no snow plows, no water
getting into cracks and freezing and expanding.

Speaker 8 (01:41:55):
Where the innards of the road go.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
Yeah, I'm assuming that they can, you know, fix this
problem all the time. But why do that because you're
going to put yourself out of a john?

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
Well yeah, and apparently and the sun, the sun really
dries out the asphalt, it weakens the chemical bonds.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
Then what about potholes in concrete highways and freeways? What
about the city of Rome? Weird? Well about it. He's
been there for thousands of years.

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
That's not asphalt. Yeah, well, no, medic is not. He's
looking into some stupidly into something. There are peers. Romans
were the first civilization that figured out how to do air, water, concrete,
and cement. And there are peers that they built two
thousand years ago still there that are still around today.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
It's a really old pier.

Speaker 7 (01:42:41):
But in general they used they used actual carved stone
and that's why.

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
They got like aqueducts that have been around for like
years mad years. Yes, you like Rome even more Rome.
It's also alpha kappa alpha day. What is that?

Speaker 7 (01:42:57):
That is a sorority? I believe that's a traditionally black
field Kamala.

Speaker 6 (01:43:00):
Harris a sorority. Wasn't that in the news?

Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
That would make sense?

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Okay, well, wow, that's neat Well. Patrick Mahomes and his wife, Brittany,
they just had their baby. It's their second kid. It's
a girl. I'm sorry. Third they named her Golden Ray.
Now the other kids, they're named Sterling Ray and Bronze.
I'm sorry, Sterling Sky. So you have Golden Ray, Sterling Sky,

(01:43:27):
and then I'm not sure what Bronze is name, middle
name is, but that's at least a boy. At least
a got his son.

Speaker 6 (01:43:32):
Should they have at least named them in the reverse order?
Because the first one's gold, second one is silver, third
one's bron I.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Don't know, you seems like a nice guy, but boy
did he screw up with his wife? Yeah? I think,
like anything, douchey I just assigned to her, Yeah, because
she's clearly the douche between the two for.

Speaker 6 (01:43:49):
Sure, and she got her hooks into him early though,
like high school sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
She invested. At this point, of the teams that are left,
who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl?
People asked the most popular answer the Kansas City Chiefs,
and then also the Detroit Lions. Meanwhile, thirty three percent
of people just don't care, nineteen percent aren't sure, and
twenty two percent of people plan to watch most of
these preseason games, but thirty seven percent don't plan on watching,

(01:44:14):
and nine percent say they'll only watch once it gets
to the super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:44:18):
Well, at the referee treat they said the chiefs at
the what retreat the Oh, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Not one of your referee doing, get out of it. Besides
the super Bowl, the Madden Ball is also happening in
New Orleans. If you didn't know, the Madden Ball features
the best Madden Football players in the world competing for
a one million dollars prize pool I didn't know. It
is happening on Friday, February seventh. You can watch it
on Twitch or on their YouTube accounts. But besides all
the riveting action watching people play video games, they've also

(01:44:47):
announced some performers. You got Jelly Roll, Shaboozie, Chris Stapleton,
They're all going to be there. Bill Maher says he's
got no plans to stop doing real time on HBO.
My question is, why would he? What a CA gig?
Do you ever watch the the credits on that not
a lot of writers, Yeah, just a ton of writers.
So he'll sit there and go, I like that one,

(01:45:08):
I like that one. I like that one. Kind of
put it all together and look, and he's I think
he's a funny guy too. He's definitely got it. You know.

Speaker 7 (01:45:14):
He does love scolding his audience when they don't laugh though.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean it's like he'll he'll pause, okay,
yes not and then he goes backstage and beats the writers.
Nine inch Nails. They're plotting a twenty twenty five world tour,
but they're waiting to announce the details because of the
California wildfires. I guess it messed up their announcement. Aerosmith
might not be done after all. What it all depends
on Steven Tyler's recovery from vocal issues. All right, I'm

(01:45:39):
gonna go to the first show and he just can
help him with And then for the first time, the
first show in thirty years is going to be at
the Bottle Rock NAPA Festival in May. I was wondering
if you're going to cover this one. This is big.
It's big, but like I don't understand, like why it's
big all. I can think of his one song, four
non blondes. Who cares for one song? It's like going
to see Sponge.

Speaker 7 (01:46:01):
Well and they have My bigger headline is they haven't
been milking this for the past thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Right, Yeah, it's a great song. What's up? Hey?

Speaker 8 (01:46:09):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
They don't give me rocking out?

Speaker 8 (01:46:12):
Yeah, backyard and I wouldn't even take the walk back.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
And I like that song a lot, but it's the
one song. It's like Uh and Sponge. I like their Molly,
I like Waxes Static, Uh, PLoud, which is the album
where Rotting. Rotting was the album with PLoud. That's a
great song. And so they had, you know, a handful
of songs that I liked. They were playing this radio
station show for the station I was working at. They

(01:46:42):
started with Plowed, which I thought was crazy. I'm like, wow,
that's your biggest song and you're starting with it, And
then they did a bunch of other songs that people
really didn't necessarily care about, and then they did this
like jam band version of PLoud to wrap up the show.
So they played the one song twice. Maybe that's what
fordn Blanc should do, right, just play that twice. Well,
they said that they recorded another album that was never released.

(01:47:03):
Oh cool, that'll get the crowd going. And new stuff Yeah,
new stuff is always well, people want to see it shows. Yeah.
Coming up this weekend, Dave Chappelle is gonna be the
host on S and L. The musical guest is Glorilla,
and then the following week, on the twenty fifth, Timothy
Chalam will host and be his own musical guest. Yeah,
be singing Bob Dylan. Yeah for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:47:24):
Yeah, Okay, Greg, I'm with you. I I don't like
this guy, and I don't want to like this guy,
but apparently he's really really good.

Speaker 8 (01:47:30):
As Bob Dylan.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Yes, yeah, apparently. Yeah, you hate Bob Dylan. Of course
he's never going to find ears. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:47:40):
Like, if you say you like Bob Dylan, you're lying.

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
I mean there's a couple of songs I go, okay,
really yeah, but like as a as a whole, No,
I'd never seen him. I couldn't force myself to a
bunch of Bob Dylan memorabilia, including early drafts of his
number one hit Mister Tambourine Man, and an original oil
painting of his cool tune Up Forbid Julian's Auction is
going to be releasing Bob Dylan's fifty Extraordinary Artifacts, and

(01:48:06):
they're expecting some of these items to bring in up
to six hundred thousand dollars. I think hippies and beat
Nicks were easily impressed.

Speaker 6 (01:48:14):
Is my people like, Look, it's not as about the
way he sounds. He's a poet cool.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
He had to be told how to sing his own
part as Bob Dylan and We Are the World? Did
you watch that documentary? He was Stevie Wonder had to go, no, man,
this is how you sound.

Speaker 8 (01:48:31):
I wish I was mega rich. I would buy the
oil painting at auction and just throw it like a
frisbee off.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
Was there?

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Like a Wu Tang album that somebody bought for like
so it was like one copy.

Speaker 5 (01:48:43):
Of the ten He used it as a coffee cup tray.
Martin Skerelly that's a squrell dog. And then somebody who
was that guy? I know that like he was like
some kind of like he was.

Speaker 6 (01:48:54):
Bro Yarelly Legendrelly Wait, is he a cool guy?

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
Yeah? He's a nerd.

Speaker 7 (01:49:03):
Who's whose cosplaying is cool?

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
We got some birthdays and porn of birtha is greg
I'm not really clear. Are you gonna be watching that
SNL or no? Yeah, birthday, boat show, Shiverday, We're gonna
it's shiver Day. We're gonna sit the She was like,
it's shiver Day, and you know we don't do Happy
birthday to the former Saints quarterback Drew Brees forty six today, menace,

(01:49:31):
it's Pitt Bull's birthday, Dale forty four. You got Regina
King Sandra Palmer on twenty four. I was also, you know,
Jerry Maguire, Miss Congenie out and we're aginally get a
K fifty four today. Mister van Peebles Mario van Peebles
is sixty eight. Wow, you got Scrillicks who is thirty seven?
Is dump step still a thing? I know that's gonna

(01:49:52):
fall m? Yeah? Still that was, but that style of
dump step had a very distinctive sound to me. Yeah,
so than like EDM stuff, like almost like hard metal type.
Dove Cameron is she's kind of a big deal on
the Disney Channel. I know exactly what for, but Dove
Cameron is twenty nine. James Nesbit beaufour in the Hobbit
trilogy and am I saying that name, right, beaufour both

(01:50:15):
is sixty none of us Hobbit fans apparently. And then
Eddie Cahill, he's Rachel's assistant on Friends. Oh yeah, and
Detective Don on CSI, New York, forty seven years old today.

Speaker 8 (01:50:27):
Well he got another job after Friends.

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
Yeah. Your porn of birthday is Tasha Rain. And this
is one of those situations where you might not know
the name, but if you saw her vagina, you know her.

Speaker 15 (01:50:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
She's been in five hundred and sixty six fine films,
including farm Girls Gone Bad. She was in First Time Anal,
Superstars Back Toward. She was in Spring Makes Me Horny
Volume one, also Big Breast Nurses Volume seven, greg she
was in something called Licking Pink. Also Fill My Throat

(01:50:59):
Volumes nine and ten, and who could forget her unforgettable
role in Cinderella Meets Her Penis Charming.

Speaker 6 (01:51:05):
Oh all right, glove, Yeah, that's uh.

Speaker 2 (01:51:09):
That's Tasha Rain, who's thirty six years old. Today. I
met your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
a Wednesday morning. Look, what is happening in the world
of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show Buila wouldn't approve
the Woody Show all right, times you wrap up, get
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(01:51:32):
be two. You find the full show podcast also the
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(01:51:52):
the program. We appreciate you listening. But on today's show
we got the redneck news sprendy redneck news, and I'll
the trending news headlines of course, and then Sammy's question
got the conversation going. She was wondering if something that
she observed was gay. But then I got into a
bit of a confessional where I joined the first Timers
club for something and wanted to get the opinion from Greg,

(01:52:15):
the official is it gay irrespondent? That more. It's all
on the Wednesday podcast. Just hit up the woodieshow dot
com coming up for you tomorrow. What is something that
wasn't that bad. Like you went into it going, oh man,
this is gonna suck, and then it turned out, you
know what, not that bad. Example, I give vasectomy. I

(01:52:36):
had a vasectomy. It really wasn't that bad. But we're
talking about this because we have some audio. There's a
guy who says that he loves being in jail.

Speaker 6 (01:52:45):
Yeah, what's the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
What was the guy in Shawshank Redemption old guy? Yeah, no,
not the old guy who had Brooks.

Speaker 6 (01:52:53):
Yeah, he was out for like a day and then.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
I couldn't couldn't handle it. He tried to work at
the grocery store, couldn't do it, hung himself from the rafters.
But yeah, he just love being in jail. Bro, there's
a real live guy loves being in jail. We're gonna
meet him. Also a dumb ass contest. It's radio's most
immature game. We're gonna play Guess Who's gas. I think
the world needs it now, that and more tomorrow Wednesday

(01:53:15):
here on The Woody Show. In the meantime, you can
leave us whatever you got in the after hours voicemail
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the social media platform of your choice. At the Woody show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:53:29):
Yeah, some days you'll be holding a stick and everybody
will be looking like a pinata.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
But the thing is, if you start beating the candy
out of them, you go to jail, get in trouble. Yeah,
not worth it, right, you want to just not worth
it all right? Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank
you so much for giving the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can

(01:53:56):
suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday. Have a
great day. SMD double N. I quit this bitch.