FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 16th 2025 Podcast

Guy Who Loves Being In Jail, Guess Who's Gas, News Headlines & More!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Al Right, it is Thursday. It's
pre Friday, January the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
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happening today. Of course, we're keeping updated on the trending

(01:26):
news headlines, entertainment stuff. Birthday's Porner birthday. But today we're
gonna talk to a guy. We're gonna hear from a
guy who loves being in jail. Now, different strokes for
different folks, but who loves being in jail. This guy does.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Apparently we're gonna find out.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, it's like old Brooksy from Shawshank Redemption just couldn't
handle on the outside. He wanted to be back in jail. Yeah,
he's institutionalized. But that being said, maybe jail is great.
I just don't know because I've never experienced rules. Yeah,
maybe it's not that bad. I mean I have an
experienced getting of a sectomy, and I thought going into that, man,
this is gonna suck. You know, I'm thinking like tons

(02:04):
of pain and just you know, because of what they're doing,
that whole mental terrorism of the area that there were
everything else. But I gotta tell you, guys, it wasn't
that bad. So be thinking about it and you can
call in or text in or whatever. What's something that
you did going into you thought I was gonna blow,
But it ended up being not that bad. Also today
Greg get excited, Radio's most immature game. Excited. See. Now

(02:28):
you may think that's gonna suck, but I'm telling you
it doesn't. It's fun. And it's happening today here Thursday
on the WOODI Show. So as we are getting to
see getting ready to see what happens on Sunday in
the whole TikTok thing. You know, trends greg as important
as for him to be trendy and keep up with
all the latest stuff. Most most trends and stuff don't

(02:48):
age well. And so for today's people were asked the
question was what modern trends will we regret in ten years?
And the number one thing that people say, like, you know,
the consent face tattoos.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yes, oh god, it was very permanent face that we
used to talk about.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Do you not regret that day one? Yeah? Immediately, Well,
we used to talk about tattoos fifteen twenty years ago
that you know, just getting a bad tattoo. And then
when you know, years ago when Mike Mike Tyson was
the first person I remember to go mainstream, mainstream face
tattoo and everybody thought he was nuts. It was. It
was absolute worldwide news. Yes, and we're like, what the

(03:27):
hell is he doing? It was it was proof that
he was crazy. Yeah, now there's so many people. Yeah,
neck face.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I will admit I love the neck tattoo, the ones
that are very narrow and they start at the back
of the ear and go down the neck.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Really, I do like those kind of looks are your
tags hanging out? I see women's shirt.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I see women with like they tattooed like a music
note as a sideburn, and it's just so regrettable and trashy.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
So what modern trends will regret in ten years? The
number one answer was face tattoos. Also putting your whole
life on the internet because the worst parts will resurface.
Oh yeah, cosmetic surgeries and procedures.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Greg Nope, I regret not getting them. I want to
get nothing. Yeah, I have nothing to regret yet.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Because the people getting all these fillers and they look
clownish and they look way old. They think they're looking younger,
but they look way older, and now they actually are.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
They're getting them all dissolved now, so it's like, what
was the point.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
And I hate to say this, but Kim Zolciak's lips
are insane? Who Kim Zolciak, real housewife of Atlanta, She's.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, insane modern trends that we we're going to regret
ten years. Bullying teachers out of the profession.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I haven't really been bullying anybody.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Getting advice from TikTok influencers instead of actual experts.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Doctor.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah, I saw the TikTok uh oh it was your story. Sorry,
I've been looking up something because you were talking about
the face tattoos and City Crawford's so as his face tattoo,
it says misunderstood.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay, wow, he's such an artist under hiss so neat
so dum. Sending your DNA to a random company.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
We're supposed to not do that.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
My first off was too late now and again, the
people it really affects are people like me. Also, I
find out they have twenty three kids.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Also, I've thought about it. That's one of the things
I thought about and I've never done.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Really.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, you know why, because I just I don't think
I care, Like I don't really care what my my
makeup is. I don't think I know what well.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
The people to know that they regret it, are are
you going to regret it? Are the people that are
implying that it will be used for.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Crime crime finding a serial killer like you got to
find out that either you did something, or to find
out your parents weren't really your parents, or to find
out that you know, uh, that's how you got busted
for some crime. Yeah right, giving your children unfettered access
to technology and parents allowing their children to run the
show that having only fans, not subscribing to one, but

(06:04):
having one could regret that in ten years trends that
you might regret in ten years buying NFTs. I think
that's already here. It happened, devaluing craftsmanship because everything is
just like instant now disposable, whether it's clothing, furniture, all
this stuff. People letting go of their privacy might regret that.

(06:25):
And I know that you will agree with this one
Sea Bass number twelve. Anti intellectualism.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah, some folks in this room could take a hint there,
but yeah it's say, oh you're smart, get out of here, dummy.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I mean no, it's not that I just don't I
just don't care. I don't put much like people have
that almost like a badge of honor like to and
I know we kid with you and stuff, but you know,
like the people that go around thinking and you know,
making sure that people know that they're smarter because they
went to whatever the school was. Like, I don't care.
I don't care. What's like, are you a good person?
Are you a hard worker? Can I trust you can? Like?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Who are you as a person like I don't care
your book knowledge. Right, there's a different between that impressed by.
But there's a difference between that and anti intellert sextualism. Okay,
I'm dumb and not exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Or calling people dorks because they want to learn or read.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Will ignorance, right, Okay, all right, See I wasn't even
smart enough to know that I know what up to
say from Shank re Yeah, so I to go further
into that.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
What I'm impressed by is like, you know, people that
build rockets and those smart people, the people that actually
do something with their knowledge. If we have the same
job and you keep on telling me how smarter you
are than I am, I'm not really impressed.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Are you talking about sea bass because it sounds like
you are.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
No, I'm just saying, like in any job, in any job,
if we have the same job and you gloat on
how smarter you are.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
That was that was seriously not in bress.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
That was Andy's character in the office because his big thing,
all right, salesman for a paper company that work out
we got the same gig.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Eight seven seven forty four. What any thoughts? What kind
of modern thing the trendy thing right now that you
might regret in ten years. Hit us up on that
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Speaker 1 (08:50):
So.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I know it's not a new show by don't stretch imagination,
but I got back into watching the first forty eight. Oh.
I know you like all that crime stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
You know, if we at a hotel that's always on,
I get, so that's hotel.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
I mean yeah, if you're going through the channels and
it's on, it's so captivating you'll stop on it.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Like Greg. You might find this surprising because typically my
background noise shows like if I'm me, you like kind
of just lounging and chilling, kind of fading in and
out of a nap or yeah, HGTV like a house
Hunters or Love It or listed something like that. Soothing.
But I've I've had the first forty eight just going real.
It's on Hulu, and I'm just watching like episode after

(09:31):
episode and watch these things and I'm thinking, man, because
every time they show you know anything about jail, Yeah,
it's like, dude, these guys and they're young dudes sometimes
like really young, like early twenties, and like, you're going to.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Jail for decades life, this is your life now.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, And I'm thinking to myself and I've said this
a number of times before, and you know, people call
me a little bit or posty or whatever I'm and
I'm fine with that because they said, well, hey, what
if it was like a really good friend and you
needed to do whatever, like you needed to lie or what.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
To get them or would you help them friends?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, whatever it is, hide evidence or would you help
them cover up for like yeah, no, no that person
becomes former friends. I certainly would not. And I'm not
going to jail for something I didn't do for anybody.
I tell you, I would be the parent that would

(10:28):
turn them in nice, not for like something really small
and stupid, but like if it was a serious thing.
You know, you see those things like where it just
happened recently where there was some guy and he rolled
some old lady and there was like a surveillance video
from one of the businesses had like a street cam
or what and the mom's like, that's my son. She
called the police, she turned them in. I respect them good.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
And it's weird because there's the exact opposite a lot
these days too, where you know their parents go hard
even though they know their their kids are guilty like
heinous crimes. Parents like back them up, and we're like
how and why are you doing that?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
We'll never keep fighting together out like.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
He did it.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
So in one of those boarding schools that I was at,
the one in Alabama, they took us to a prison.
Oh and this prison at Alabama that we took a tour,
and a tour that was a scared straight kind of thing.
This prison that they took us to had they were
still doing chain gangs. So as we're pulling up and
going down the big long road to this prison building
in the middle of like some big open field somewhere

(11:25):
like the kind of a movie. There's guys on the
side like doing the landscape stuff and they're all chained together,
they working. How did the landscaping look? I mean, they're
just they're basically just keeping the weeds down. Care about
it wasn't it wasn't properly. It wasn't no sling blades,

(11:47):
it wasn't. It wasn't the other breaking them kind of.
But anyway, so we're in there and it's like this
is it is. It's awful, and so they people like,
I'm afraid of jail. Yeah, but why would you want
to go to jail? What is worth? What it's worth
going to jail over? I'm not talking about Sammy got arrested, yeah,
for being drunk, but you didn't likely go to jail.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
I didn't go to jail. I went to the drunk tank. Different,
hilar like, hey, sober up, little girl.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's different. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking to
people who go you go to county jail, you go
to like a federal prison, Like I'm not doing it. Man,
is what if what if a friend of yours, like
did something you knew about it? Like I'm trying to
think of like a crime that we can use as
an example. All right, but like you knew, would you

(12:37):
would you turn him in? Uh?

Speaker 6 (12:41):
No, it depends, that's what I'm that's my answer.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm not where it's on TV where you said they're
looking for suspects. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Now you know if my friend, like I don't know,
killed somebody, kill somebody I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Put somebody in a coma, Yeah, I didn't know that.
Let's say, okay, let's say your friend.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
I'm not calling and giving up the information.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'm not helping them hide either like you're not staying
in my house.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Yeah, or if they killed their family, like hey, I'm
going to drive with the police to go pick them up.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Okay, So let's say I figured out example. Let's say
you hear these stories from time to time, like there's
a fight in the parking lot after a sporting event
and someone's now in the hospital. They're looking for the
person who's involved. You know it was your buddy. Are
you turning them in? And you could text over yes
or no over to two two ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
You know what, there's always the anonymous tip line.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
So would you do it?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Maybe depending on the severity of how injured the other
person was. If it was something that was on the news,
you could just claim that you never saw the news.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Like, here's the thing. I'll be completely honest. I am
not turning them in, but I am also they're not
going to be on my house hiding no.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Cops exactly, you know exactly.

Speaker 8 (14:02):
But if they ever called or like you contacted me
in any way to let me know what they did,
I would turn them in because I would be so
paranoid that somehow it would get tracked back to me
and I didn't say something.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I hate keeping secrets. I'll be like, well, you just
screwed up told me.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah that, I'm like, I don't want to know anything.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Don't burden me with your stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm like, right here, here's the deal. You got five
days before I called the cops.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
The head start, you know, call a friend before the
cops and tell them that they.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Have a deadline. H three two three says uh, what,
he will turn his kid in, but would pardon his
kid if he were Hunter Biden like or that situation. Yes, yeah, here,
I'm not saying I even I understood why he got pardoned,
right because it's his dad and that's his son. Like,
so I understand it. I don't know how it react.
It depends on what the crime was, if you are

(14:54):
allowed to just or not. Pardoning doesn't send me to prison,
which is what we're talking a out here, Like I
don't want to go to prison.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
We said, if we had the power, all the homies
are getting out of jail, you know, but.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
We're uh, yeah, all the homies and all the homies
like all my friends, you're in jail. But what do
you have power? You're out unless you did some homies
do you have in jail? Completely heinous? How many homies
do you have in jail currently? None? None? Good. I've
had to keep it. Yeah. By the way, I don't
want those homies anymore.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, those aren't your homies no longer my homies.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, boring, I don't care. Yeah. Somebody said, hell yeah,
turn them in if there was a reward. If we
had a couple people hit us up, like, if there
was a reward, they're turning them in. What do you
watch that show your honor with Brian the Ruler France? Yes,
you go to those great lengths to act your kids. Hell, no,
that's a great show. You watch that. It is God,
that's good. Such I'm so bummed out that it's done.

(15:48):
It was always supposed to be a limited, serious, very
short and that's along the lines of what we're talking
about two seasons. That's somebody that you know committed a crime. Yeah,
and the lengths you went to. I'm just not covering
up for anybody.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, that's a full time job.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah yeah. Snitch is just one of those words. I'm
like that, you're not gonna you're not gonna irritate me
or get under my skin by saying, oh, snitch, it's not.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Whatever you want. You're gonna call it to be outside
of prison.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Like Marty McFly the Reactor, he got called a chicken.
Would you call me chicken? Like, yeah, yeah, that's cool.
You can call me whatever you want, narc When you're.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Talking about snitch, prison in jail, my least con my
smallest concern is if I'm cool or not.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yes, snitch, yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, Well, some people
don't care about going to jail. In fact, Uh, there's
this one guy that Gina's got that she's gonna introduce
us to to here that this is he likes being
in jail. He prefers it.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, a much better life.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
So this guy's name is I think it's Toko, and
this clip has gone completely viral on TikTok. He was
interviewed by this guy, Matt Collin, and he said his
didn't prison and was pretty much the best thing that
ever happened to him.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, can you imagine, no unless it was like this
great place where everybody's nice to each other. Well, a
lot of free time, you're allowed to sleep whenever you want.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
His reasons, and they will become very clear.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
Prison was so much fun that I ended up doing
a whole three years. Don't call me on it being fine,
because I'm supposed to never ever say my mom actually
told me, never ever said.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Now, I'm saying, he sounds like you'd be the kind
of guy who'd have a lot of fun in prison,
judging the popular something all right, Yeah, I'm saying I'm
judging the book by the cover here as the first
time hearing the audience.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
Fine, because I'm supposed to never ever say my mom
actually told me, never ever said. Now, I'm staying in
an interview I was speaking on the hottest and the
most powerful is in there. So yeah, they were bringing
in like weeds, cell phones, all that, and I would
get a piece because my throat game is silly. But
he would give me his left organ like it was silly.
So no, I never I never went without, silly, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
So he never went without. He had everything he needed.
He had access to the hottest guys. He had all
the weed, all the phones. He I mean, it was perfect. Yeah,
he's protected exactly.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, no one's gonna let you know their wife get
beat up like that.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Thank you. It's just and he said, like on the outside,
when you see a super hot guy, you might not
have access to him, but when you're the only choice,
he was having a blast.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Now, Greg, isn't that one of those things that bothers
you when people say, oh, you'd like going to prison?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yes, that does bother is one of those like just
kind of generics just because it's the sex aspect of
it that's so annoying. I wouldn't last three minutes in prison.
I mean, I don't know how your throat game is.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
Game?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
It is it silly?

Speaker 10 (18:44):
Is it silly?

Speaker 6 (18:45):
What about one of those like uh, what the federal
prisons are supposed to be better, right, Like which ones
are the lines where it's like a country club.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Where they play tennis, and those are the white collar prison. Yeah,
you know where Martha Stewart went or whatever. And then
you have what's called the Honor Farm, which is essentially
like a very minimum security prison. I worked at a
pizza parlor and this dude was living at the Honor Farm.
He was basically prison. So if he was going to
be late for a shift, the manager had to call

(19:14):
the quote prison and say, oh, he's going to be
ten minutes late.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
It's like free range prison, free range prison.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
This is amazing. And then when you get off work,
you go back, dude, where did daddy go? Daddy went
to the farm at his dog.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
I have a radio friend who had a live in
tent city.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
She was able to go to work, do your shift,
that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I went to a prison in in the Cook Islands. Well,
I wanted to everybody. It was a girl's trip and
everybody got to pick something they really wanted to do,
and I said, can we please go to the prison.
So we went to the prison and it was empty,
and I asked the guy the guard. Where is everyone?
He goes, Oh, they go home for lunch once, but
then they come back and sleep here. I was like, sweet,
they make you galleys for the tourists, they go home

(20:04):
for lunch.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
This was awesome. That's kind of cool. Yeah, yeah, I'm
sure it was awesome. They loved it for lunch. Text says,
you got to watch mister Brooks with Kevin Costner shows
you how far he would go to cover for his
kid mister film.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
I haven't seen that.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
So we said they would. They would turn somebody in
if somebody lost their life. Yeah, like in that situation.
I also say any kind of pedophile stuff or these
other things we go that, we say, those people go
right to the island, whatever that crime would be. Yeah, absolutely,
I would drive the police car. Yeah right, eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie. You can send us your text

(20:42):
over to two to nine eighty seven. Here's another question
for you. What's something that you went into it and
you thought, man, this is gonna suck and it turned
out to be not that bad, Like this dude dude
thanks to his you know, silly throat game, like it
turned out in prison, wasn't that bad? Jail wasn't that bad?
But like, what's something you went into? And I'll tell
you right, one of my examples would be I had

(21:02):
nightmares before I went and had my visectomy, Like I
was ready to do it and I wasn't gonna puss out,
and I did it, but I thought that was gonna
suck it? Were you so easy?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Were you motivated the surgery or the afterward?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
It's the idea of it, the area that they're working in,
the I didn't know what to expect. You've heard horror
stories about all, well, dude's nuts swelled up the size
of Papa shot basketballs and all these things, and I'm like,
oh my god, do you know what? It wasn't that bad?
So what's something that you went into maybe with some
stinking thinking? And then the other end of it, you're like, yeah,
it wasn't that bad. Like if Greg had gone to
Wicked and came out the other side going, you know what,

(21:38):
that was really good? But it was that bad? But yeah,
it didn't work out that way. But yeah, what is
it for you? Called in text in We'll get into
that it wasn't that bad? O, Well, what is something
that you went into It thinking, man, this isn't gonna
be good. But then it turned out it was like, hey,

(22:00):
I wasn't that bad, and that could have been. I'm
gonna give you an example here. So I got some friends,
We got the two couples that were friends with and
I'm being pitched on. They want to go to Napa
for a week after which I've been to that. I'm
not a wine person at all. I've been there because

(22:22):
when I lived in San Francisco, my stepdad and my
mom came out to visit and they're both into wine.
My stepfather's way in the wine. I'm like, all right, well,
I mean you know when in room. So drove them
up to Napa, and god damn it was that the
most boring team we went to wineries. It sucks. It
was so boring when I was a kid. It was torture.

(22:45):
Now surrounded surrounded by snobs, and then you know, the
only thing that I had to eat was like these
little breadsticks or whatever. They olive oil because they also
sell olive oil, and it's wine and bottled water. As
it was so boring, that is you. I told everybody's like,
you know what I got. I don't really want to go.
You guys go, I'm like, no, you gotta so I've

(23:08):
been pressured into it, so I'm gonna go, boy, and
I'm going into so maybe you know what, And now
it's been what fifteen years since this event that I
was talking about, Maybe it'll turn out to be great.
I think, Yeah, So it doesn't always have to be
like you went to jail it turned out to be great,
like the guy we heard right for the break who
had a great time putting his throat skills to use.

(23:29):
Or it doesn't have to be me with my vasectomy story,
because I thought that was gonna blow and that turned
out to be really easy. I'm telling you, fellas if
you're on the fence about it, it getting a dental
proceed I've had dental procedures that are worse than that,
and I don't mind the dentist. I've never because you know,
I love novacane, right, so don't be scared, but just
follow the instruction.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Now I have a question, I forget, are you into
champagne at all?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Do you like champagne? It's fine, Like I won't ask
for it. I won't to ask for champagne like somebody's
you know, toasting out. Yeah, because I'll take the toast
and I'll finish what's in that glass and then that's it.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
I will recommend because I've gone a NAPA and I
agree with you so freaking boring. But I did go
to a Shandan, which is sparkling wine.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I can't call it.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
You can't call it champagne, but you call it sparkling wine.
And the food was really good and I did have
a lot of fun and got way too wasted up
buying some like subscription thing where they send you wine.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
When I went there fifteen years ago, it was, you know,
nice dinner. You know, we went to a nice restaurant
to the time, but the mean, like, what am I
supposed to be hanging out in your backyard?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
And you're right about the food though, because you're literally
starving because we paid for lunch quote unquote, and the
first course was a housemade potato chip with a little
bit of it.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
So I've agreed to go, but I'm going to stay
back at the hotel while they go to the wires.
I will not be a good time at the winter.
I get that I want, and I don't want to
feel like I don't want them to feel. You know,
when you're at a restaurant somebody's a vegetarian or a
vegan and you're like it is there something they can
get here and you're more worried about then you just
do it and doing your thing and enjoy. Like that's
how it would be. I don't want them like I'm

(25:11):
sure he's ready to go. Yeah, so it's like, hey,
I'll hang out at the hotel. Maybe they'll have a
place where I can get a like a spat one
of my manny petties that I'm now famous. See, that
wasn't bad, and that wasn't bad as something else. So
what is something that you went into like eh, but
it wasn't that bad menace?

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Well, when I first joined this show, I was very
very much a Woodie. I'm like, I'm staying in America.
America is great, is the best thing ever. I'm never
going to go travel and no ambition for international at all.
I didn't even you know, have ambition to go to Mexico,
which is super easy to do. And then I got
a little taste of international travel and it like totally

(25:50):
changed my mind. I've had so much fun going around
the world and uh, checking out different things, and uh,
it was way better than I thought, and actually way
easier than I thought.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
So what was your hang up about it? I know
what mine are, but like what are your?

Speaker 6 (26:04):
I was like, Oh, I'm gonna go there and I'm
not going to be able to communicate with anybody, and
like the food is gonna be terrible because I love
cheeseburgers and yeah, yeah, it's gonna suck. But that I
was completely wrong. And there's so much good food out
there and like cool things to see and yeah, and
it's been great. I haven't really had a place that

(26:26):
I've gone. I mean there's one that I didn't really
have a great time, which is what the Dominican Republic.
But everything other than that has been great.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
What was wrong with Dominican? Because I've heard like people go,
like friends of mine go and they love it.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yeah, Like I don't know. I compared it a lot too,
because it was the all inclusive things. So I compared
it a lot to Mexico, and Mexico's far superior on
food and just experience, like all the sodas were flat,
and yeah, resorts weren't that.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
So greg gory? Wasn't that bad?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
I'm gonna say jury duty because I've only done it
once and there's so much downtime, and I got the
entire week off of work, and then during the downtime,
I'd go to my parents' house and go swimming, and
they would give you like four hour lunch breaks. I mean,
it made you see how ridiculous the judicial system is,
because you go for about an hour, then you get

(27:24):
a four hour break, then you go back, you go
like half an hour, get a two hour break, and
then go for another hour.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
You don't want to peers judging you when you realize
what jury's Yeah, it.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Could have been crammed into basically like one day and
it went for two weeks, but so much downtime that
I did a lot of swimming and that was nice.
And then the other thing on my list Spirit Airlines.
I've had some of the best.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Filings, dude, that was gonna be on my list too.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Told the planes, I've only flown them twice, I believe
each time I walked in to the plane and I thought,
did this come off the showroom yesterday? Brand new? Comfortable, smooth.
The only time that I didn't hate flying.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Because like you, I wanted to think it was gonna
be Jerry Springer on wings right, Yeah, you know the story. Yeah,
just dirty, filthy like a subway station. Yeah, people terrible.
It was lovely plane. I've not had a bad experience
with Spirit. Yeah, knock on wood. Yeah, I'm glad you
brought that up because that's true. Yeah, putting that one
out there too. Don't be afraid of Spirit guys, right,

(28:25):
I mean they nickel and dime you. But it's yeah,
you travel light and if you if you want the
first class uh spirit experience after the.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Big comfy the big seats up front wherever they're called
comfy seats or whatever.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, the ones that that lovely and it's rare to
have a non bumpy flight in my opinion. Yeah, every
time I'm with Spirit, it's like sailing on glass. It
was just, well, you lucked out there, for sure. Planes
are planes, shout spirits, shadow of the spirit, Gina grad
what's something you thought, Hey, you know that's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yeah, I have too. I one extreme to the other.
Like your medical procedure, the breast reduction, I put that
off for literal. The recovery was hell, it was, but
I put off for literal decades, like two decades, because
I was so afraid of the procedure. And the procedure
itself not a big deal. They put a nerve blocker
and it doesn't hurt. But I just happened to have

(29:16):
complications afterwards and that wasn't great. But that's not their fault.
This was the actual procedure was you you close your
eyes and you wake up and you're like, oh, cool,
small and perkie. Not a big deal.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
What's what's the what was the complication?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Oh you've seen the pictures.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Oh yeah, it opened up.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, it seems okay.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Actually pretty discussing because the thing about the procedures I saw,
like my six hord pound life, they do another one
where they get the skin removal because they have all
that extra skin to and when you do things like that,
or you do things like the breast reduction, they put
those like drains in, right, even if you get a
boob job to do that.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I was lucky because I didn't have drains because that's
kind of I don't really do that anymore, at least
really a lot of people don't. That was one of
my hangs. I did not want to do that now
or at least who I went to. You just are
compressed with bandages like crazy, and it's did you.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Go to Dominican Republican?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
No, I went to Beverly Hills, baby, and they said,
drains are kind of old school and we don't get
to do them.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Because I see those things and I am not you know,
I'm not a queasy.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
But that'll get you right in the throat, just.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
The idea of that there's these fluids oozing out of
you and they're collecting under your shirt.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
And you have to like yeah, that was one of
my big hang ups. And I didn't even have to
do it.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I know somebody just recently had it and they had
the dreams.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
I mean, unless they have a certain if they have
a complication, but otherwise, my my girl was like, now
we're good.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Maybe they went to the Dominican the old school.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
The old school and the other thing that I was
terrified of. Avoided it until way into my adulthood. But
then I had to do it for work and I've
done it four times. It was great cruises.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Uh yeah, I was like, I'm gonna be seasick. I'm
gonna hate it.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
You can't get off the boat.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
What do you do not. That's a lot of people.
There's a lot of people that I run into now
to like, so one of that cruise, how'd that go? Yewesome?
I expect me to go, oh it was awful. Yeah,
And I'm like, man, it's great. I said, I think
I'm a cruise person that I go really because I
don't think I'm okay, let me run you through it.
And I give him like the lowdown. They're like, maybe
I'll try, said, try.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
A three day, three day person, like.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
A three or five, you know whatever, something smaller, you know, shorter.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
And take the little anti nausea if you think you're
going to be worried.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
But you with those patches behind you, like people swear by.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Those when you're like on your little balcony at night
and you're just chilling the most peaceful, beautiful. Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
There's somebody we're talking about that guy before the break
which got into this conversation with the guy who loves
being in prison. Yeah, somebody said, Also, jail was not
as bad as I thought it would be. Felt more
like a boot camp, which sounds terrible. Woke up at
seven am, made my bed, breakfast, reading cleaning, reading, lunchtime,
free time, shower reading, bedtime, baked a lot of things

(31:55):
during my jail time since I had money in my books.
Rehabits about the same. Only difference was that I wasn't
in scrubs. I wouldn't go back into this program again.
But jail was not as bad as I thought it
would be. We were in a pod, meaning that we
were apart from the general population.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Somehow protected her.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
There you go, jail.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Rehab.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, Sammy, something wasn't as bad as you thought it
was going to be.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
I have a couple.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
I was at the eye doctor and she said, okay,
and we're going to flip your eyelids now, And I thought.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
What And so this was like a little kid, Yeah,
it was very cool.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
I thought we did that as kids.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
Oh, I didn't know I had When I was a kid,
I did a project on Ellis Island where.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Like I talked about how.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
They took hooks to like check the eyelids of everyone
coming over the did yes, and to check for diseases
and look under okay, right, And so I just remember
being terrified by that and thinking how much it must hurt.
So when the eye doctor said she was going to
do it. I was like, well, wait, what are we doing?
And she's putting her gloves on and she grabs her
c tip and she's like, just put your chin.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
On the thing.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
She was like getting about at me and I was
like okay, and it didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Hurt at all.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
And I was like, oh, yeah, it wasn't bad, but
it feel weird, not even really.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
I barely noticed that anything was happening.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Did you have to like hang out like that for
ten minutes or she just.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
Flipped No, she just flipped it and kind of was
looking around. But I was terrified. I don't like that,
and it was not bad.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
And then my other one is Star Wars.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
I my whole life had no interest in Star Wars
Animal once Over.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
It's like space fantasy kind of stuff. No, I ended
up watching.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
It and absolutely loved it, and to the point where
I was like, more people don't know about.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
This, nobody Wars. Are we talking like a new hope?

Speaker 7 (33:43):
No, all of them, I mean all of them.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
I ended up watching every single one because I loved it.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Greg Gorey, you were kind of the same way though
with Star Wars, and he's only watched the.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
One, only watched Star Wars part one or whatever. Hell, okay,
really four part four, that's not complicated.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
It would be episode four, right, uh bort, Yeah, yeah, technically, Greg,
don't be stupid. And it's like, I'm depressed on both
ends of the spectrum right now. Greg hasn't watched enough.
Sandy jumped on very late and didn't know it was
a big thing. I know he's a convert.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
People yeah, would talk about it and I would just
be like, oh weird, and then I it and I
like felt like I needed to tell everyone about it,
as if nobody knew.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
It's like when Greg discovered Amazon last year. Yes, right,
remember that, He's like, Amazon's awesome. We're like yeah, because
you know how easy this it's been awesome. Right, Well,
we're going to go break, we'll come back. I got
some of these text messages people texting in like so
you went into a thinging, man, it's gonna suck. And
he came out of that think of that. That wasn't

(34:41):
that bad, pleasantly surprised. Eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie,
you could text whatever you got if you'd like to
do it that way over to two to ninety seven.
That'll be right after the break wo Show, just with

(35:02):
Cherry on the conversation here, something that you went into
it thinking like, oh man, it's gonna suck, but at
the end of it you're like, hey, not that bad.
Like Greg said, Flying Spirit Airlines. Yeah, it was quite lovely. Yeah,
not that bad. Somebody, a couple of people said, mammograms
not that bad. Man. I've heard nothing but horror story
that someone said on the text here. I avoided it

(35:22):
for two years because everyone says it's so painful your
boobs get smashed into pancakes, And it was not hurt.
It was not at all painful. I felt so dumb
that I had waited.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
It's I mean, you have one right saying no, oh
it's it's not that bad. I mean it takes just
a few seconds.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Oh. This one said, uh, I had to have a
literal needle put into my eyeball to inject medicine for
some kind of retinal veins. Something absolutely terrified at first,
but they said, yeah. They use some sort of device
to hold your eye lid open. I tell you to
look toward the wall, and then the doctor puts the
needle into your eye and objects the medicine. It's a

(35:59):
weird feeling.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
But no, sir, under no circumstance.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I had one shot a month for about a year.

Speaker 11 (36:05):
What.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Wow, Yeah, diabetics. Some diabetics have to get shots in
their eyes. I'm like, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Just take the eyeball, you know, Yeah, I have it.
Uh two to one, Oh, says Laci surgery. That was
so easy. It was quick and so odd to sleep
and wake up with one hundred percent sight the same
day they put you under for that. No, no, so
go to sleep, put a couple.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Of drops in your eye. I think they met. When
you get home, you just go to Yeah. I thought
that was just it's instant results, so easy.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
This one says a hobby lobby. Oh yeah, I thought
it was just a BS craft store the wife was
dragging me to. Actually has some really cool stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, agreed, agreed. I've never been. I don't think i've
been a hobby. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
So much stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Another person said they actually enjoyed jury duty. They thought
it would be horrible. This person says eating vegemite. Yeah, foot,
And this person says, I will agree the via sectomy
not as bad as you build it up to be
in your mind. The worst part about my vasectomy was
the nurse that cleaned the area before surgery really hated

(37:16):
this job. It was awkward. Okay, yeah, I mean it
was awkward because they're like, kind of they're shaving you
down there.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
You get shaved. I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, well just shave yourself, you git your balls. Yeah,
I mean I and I did. But they still have
to prep the area. So I think they just kind
of go through whatever once hour. I remember my my
my wife was there while, you know, for the procedure. Yeah,
these guys, I I think I heard the story. And
so the doctor is, you know, good looking guy, you

(37:47):
know doctor, good looking, tall, dark hands, and so my
wife's like, he's kind of cute. I go, yeah, I said,
I yet I'd do him anyway. He's down there, you know,
fiddling with my balls and uh, he goes, hey, so
do you have any any questions before we get sorry,
I'm like, well, I don't have any questions. My wife does, though,
she wants to know if it's gonna taste different afterwards.
She was so embarrassed wanted to die. I'm like, good,

(38:08):
you deserve it. Don't sit here and tell me you
think the doctor's hot before he fiddles with my balls
and then.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
You get to go to sleep.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
And yes, he was laughing to go that's a good one.
Hadn't heard that one before. But seriously, you want to
know if it's gonna taste different afterwards. That's funny. Will
affect the taste kind of the same thing, like does
coke zero really taste like the original? Oh my diet,
doctor pepper, you can't taste the different, you know what

(38:37):
I'm saying, man, it's like, oh ge all right. So
it's Thursday morning, January the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Wood,
Greg Gory, Menace, Gina Grett. There's Sea Bend. Sammy's here.
Phones are open now, they're not gonna be opened very
long because we're looking for some contestants. We're gonna play

(38:57):
radio's most immature games. Guess who's gas. Yeah we are.
This is the first one of the new year. Yeah, yeah,
I get so excited. Oh well, it's my great's favorite.
Good you've kind of come around on it here. I
do like it, all right. So the way it's going
to work is I have everybody with ongoing homework assignment
here that next time they feel one bruin, and I've
an extra gasu lately. I don't know what's going on.

(39:18):
Probably all the yogurt and stuff I mean a probiotics yeah,
oh yeah, some good gut bacteria.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
My schedule has changed. I used to be very gassy
on the way to work. Now it's on the way home.
Oh bit, I know, isn't that weird?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah? Anyway, So everybody has an ongoing homework and signing
that if you feel one bruin to grab your phone,
capture the sound of it, send it to me, and
then when we play this game, all we got to
do is try to guess whose gas it is. Now,
I'm the only one who knows who it belongs to,
but everybody else you have a chance to win by
calling in eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight

(39:51):
seven seven forty four Woody, and your options for who
it's going to be would be Woody, Gina, Greg Menace,
Se or Sammy. And if you could be the first
person to correctly identify whose gas it is, you will
be the winner again. Phones open eight seven seven forty
four woulding. So as we're getting that all set up,

(40:13):
I just wanted to share this with you This is
pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
So there was a graduation ceremony last month at UC Berkeley,
and a video from the event is going viral because
one of the graduates names was something that if you
didn't know, would sound like it wouldn't be safe for work,
but at least not how it was pronounced. The name

(40:36):
was you Aang so yu a Nng Shiang.

Speaker 10 (40:42):
She yeah, right now, the person who got their diploma
before Uang, their name was read, but then Yuang's name
was read so quickly afterwards, and it sounded like the
announcer was telling the previous person is they weren't They weren't.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
But I mean, and and you know what, I can
play it because uh, that is just the person's name right.
So here this is from the from the graduation ceremony.
Here you go, Adrian Marcus Junior, Ela Shi Frank. Yeah.

(41:24):
It reminds me just the other day on the news,
Hey Greg, you ain't Yeah, but that's yeah, that wasn't
the name. I mean, that's the name, but.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Maybe just just use a little bits.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
Yeah, Adrian Marcus Junior, Ela Ship.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
One's so fun. I love that they have classical So
I heard something on the news the other day story
about manatees and how don't forget a few years ago
they faced a mass starvation event and I thought he
said master bation effects. Oh yeah, like they did. They
had a masturbation. Oh, mass starvation.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
That's on a.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Showing alright, So for one fun thing to another, ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls, are you ready? Let's play?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, bring this most inmotur game. We're really scraping the
bottom of the barrel with this one, but it's fun.
We love it, and we have a prize up for grabs.
First person who can correctly identify whose gas it is
will be the winner. Eight seven, seven forty four. Woody
is the number. If you want to play it again,
your options are Woody, Gina grad, Greg Gory, Menace, what

(42:41):
is a sea mass? Or Sammy? Eight seven? What are
you gonna say? Hi to our first contest and let's
go to uh, let's see how about Jerry, Good morning, Jerry.

Speaker 11 (42:57):
Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Jerry. You're sorry all right, So we're gonna play guess
who's guess? And uh here, let me let me let
me kill this music so you can get a very
clear let's see. Here we go go to. Guess I'm
trying to pick up which one we I have so
many different ones that we can go with as always. Okay,
let's go this one. And uh I titled this one

(43:21):
shot across the Bow. All right, when you're ready say
hit me, hit me, because it's like a little a
little warning. Yeah, just just let's let's hear it again,
all right, short, yeah, short, but strong. You know what

(43:42):
it is? When I'm looking over the collection, Greg, it's
kind of like i'd imagine Greg at his house when
he's having company over and he's looking at all the
different wines. Where do I go? Do I Do I
go with the Palty No? Or do I go with
the muffled trumpet? Or maybe the stutter step? Oh, the
creaky door might be good. The Zipper, yeah, the zipper,
the Angry Blast Vintage, maybe this maybe the Sad Puppy

(44:05):
or the up and over a right, this one's called
shot across the Bow. Guess whose gas Your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace,
Sea Bass or Sammy oh Man. That's tough. I would
have to go with Menace, show me Menace. No, sorry,

(44:30):
sorry about that, Jared. Let's say hi to Levina. Hey,
good morning, Levina, Hey, good morning. All right. So we're
playing guess whose gas. When you're ready, say hit me,
hit me, very forceful, to the point, shot across the bow.
Menace is off the board. Your options are Woody, Gina Greg,

(44:53):
Sea Bass or Sammy. Guess Who's gas. I'm gonna go
with Sea Bass, Show me, Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
I would never submit something that week, even though I
do like it as a part.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Well, you think it's weak. I think it's kind of minutes, powerful,
short and simple to come. Yeah, I hate it, but
a thank you for the call. I appreciate you listening
to the wood show and say hi to Dave. Hey,
good morning, Dave. How are you? I'm great are you?
We're playing Guess whose gas? So we're fantastic. When you're ready,
say hit me, hit me. All right, all right, let's

(45:38):
see who do we have left? We have Woody, Gina,
Greg or Sammy, Dave. Guess Who's gas? Show me Gina Grad.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
I thought it was kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, wow, you're disgusted. You're disgusting throat it's clean yet disgusted.
Is there anything that you can tell us about this? Like, yeah, like,
what what was it like roasted Brussels sprout many.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
People to think. But yeah, no, I was just I
just felt like I had to go, but I did.
I did a good radio veteran move. Instead of just
capturing it with my phone like some plead, I put
a blanket over myself to get the audio.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
I do that sometimes. Yeah, I've done a number of
trying to get like a different sound or something. It's
like a good rebation. Like sometimes I'll lean up against
a wall because I didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I don't want too much rooms.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah, I hung my I hung my ass over an
empty drawer one time.

Speaker 12 (46:47):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yeah, I wanted I wanted to be just right.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, all right, so there we go. That's a that's
Gina shot across the bow. All right, you want to
do one more? Of course? All guess who is gas
eight seven seven four? What Dave? Congratulations? Hang on, we'll
get your information. Okay, there's day. He's our he's our winner.
All right, h next one, let's go with the let's

(47:16):
go with this. I think you guys will like this one.
And let's get our next contest. And let's say hello
to Sebastian. Not Sea Bass, but a Sebastian Good morning, Sebastian.
Sebastian Mornings. We're doing fantastic. We're playing around here of
guests whose gas? Again, the options are Woody, Gina, everybody's
back on the table, Woody, Gina, Greg Meniz, Sammy, Sea Bass.

(47:38):
When you're ready, say hit me, hit me. Now, I
call this one the sad puppy. I get a Okay, alright, Sebastian,

(48:10):
Guess who's gas.

Speaker 13 (48:12):
I'm gonna go with Gregory, show me Greg Gory, not Greg.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
To Richard, Hey, good morning, Richard, Hey, good morning, what's
good morning? All Right? We're playing guess whose gas? When
you're ready say hit me, hit me. It's like an
auditorium sad puppy. All right, so Richard, guess who's gas?
Your options now, Woody, Gina, Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy oh Man.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
I was gonna go with Greg Corey, but let's go
with the Sea.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Bass, show me Sea bass.

Speaker 11 (48:58):
Another one like the tail in this this particular, everybody
say hi to Rick Rickay Rick.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
What's up? Ricky? All right, Let's let's play guess who's
gas when you're ready to say hit me? When I
went top to al right, guess who's gas? Woody Gina
Menace or Sammy show me mister Menace. Sorry about that, Rick,

(49:36):
but thank you for calling. Everybody. Say hi to Bruce. Hey, Hi,
all right, we're playing guess who's gas when you're ready
to say hit me? Heay, hit me so funny. All right,
so let's see who's left. We have a Woody Gina

(49:56):
or Sammy.

Speaker 14 (49:59):
I'm gonna sa.

Speaker 13 (50:00):
Woody show me show me Woodsie. Yeah, okay, where was
that recording?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Is that your shower? No, so you're at the radio
station in the bathroom. Oh wow, because.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
You're right, it did have that like auditorium.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
It was right before I took a leak. No, I've
been and I've been cammling a far because I will
test fire before I bring farts into the studio. Thank you.
And yeah, so the I was like, oh this, this
sounds like it could be a good one, but it
sounded it did sound more sad than you.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Have you ever done that at work? And someone walked
in and saw your phone being heldier as.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
No, that's good. I wouldn't carry whatever I'm working. I'm
working here, Bruce. Congratulations, get the winner addressed me. Yeah,
and I appreciate you. Listen to show, my friend, have
yourself a great time. Yeah, well well done, Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Yeah, somebody had a uh well, just begin to remix.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Somebody had a really good idea. Let's see if we can. Yeah,
gon't be doing this here.

Speaker 13 (51:18):
Take care of the one.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Lane Langie. Yeah, somebody said Ginas Shot across the Bow
would be really good with Beastie Boys, Brass Monkey. Yeah,
it's perfect. Yeah, that's pretty good. I kind of messed up,

(51:55):
but we're doing this live on the on the fly guy,
so yeah, a little you know, apologies for the things
a little bit off there.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Perfect Popy one should go behind the Sarah McLaughlin.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
In the Which is the day anyway? What's the today?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Well, the Biden and Trump teams were both on hand
when Qatar's Prime minister announced that a ceasefire for hostage
deals has been struck in Gaza. A Biden administration official
says that the cooperation between Trump and Biden to come
together to help make this deal was almost unprecedented, but
after the agreement was announced, both the incoming and outgoing
president took full credit for everything. Implementation of the hostage

(52:55):
deal could begin as early as Sunday, and I believe
there are.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Thirty three remaining hostage, well out of the one hundred.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Right, women and elderly they're focusing on and of course
the two kids.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
And they're also wondering, like how many of these people
are still alive.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, so we're gonna We're gonna find that out soon, hopefully.
And Biden has spoken from the Oval Office as president
for the last time. In his farewell address, he talked
about his decades long political career, but he also issued
a warning to the nation about keeping the concentration of
power in the hands of just a few wealthy individuals.
He said, today an oligarchy is taking shape in America

(53:32):
of extreme wealth.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I have a question. I never heard the word oligarchy
until we did the whole like Russia, Ukraine thing same,
And now everybody's using it as if they've had that
in the vocabulary for decades. It like, can you do
that whole thing where you can search up there right now? Yeah,
like the Google trends. It's a word that was around
a lot, you know during the Rockefellers. Ah, and they

(53:56):
kind of fel for eighty five years or whatever.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah, Like it's it like heavily consolidated power with some
shady dealings.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I just remember, like when the Ukraine Russian thing broke out,
everybody's talking about there were like confiscating yachts and correct that,
things like that.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
That's what it's based.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
And all of a sudden then people just started use that.
They're like, oh, that's a great word. I've never used
that word in my life.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Total.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
That's just other people throw around all the time.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah, and he also said he was proud of what
his administration accomplished as the country came out of the
COVID nineteen pandemic and made investments in things like infrastructure
and climate change. Well, Blue Origin, which as you probably know,
was founded by Amazon's Jeff Bezos, hit a huge milestone
this morning with the launch of its new Glen rocket
from Cape Canaveral, Florida. Yeah, this rocket is capable of

(54:45):
delivering satellites to orbit and is carrying a data collection
device called the Blue Ring Pathfinder. While while most of
the mission was successful, the attempt to land on the
sea platform during exactly work. Despite that set go bad.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, they try to land them on those barges in
the ocean. It was a miss.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
But despite that setback, the mission went on as plan,
with the upper stage reaching orbit and deploying the Blue
Ring technology. In the future, Blue Origin plans to use
this technology to launch commercial satellites and build structures in space.
La La Well, another round of winds has come and gone,

(55:25):
but the firefighters battling the La fires are still dealing
with extreme hazards and the potential for fire growth, and
the forecast calls for another round of Santa Anna wins
early next week. The fires have scored more than sixty
square miles, killed at least twenty five people, with dozens
more reported missing, and so far, over twelve thousand structures
have been either damaged or completely destroyed by fires. And

(55:48):
Greg remind us what a structure intent.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
That includes vehicles, which I don't just those.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
House business shed vehicles. Are they talking about RVs? It
is weird when you see some of the pictures of
a car that's just been torched. Yeah, and the rubber
from the tires melted into a puddle, and so now
the car the rim is sitting in basically what looks
like a puddle of stock of rubber. Yeah, absolutely crazy looking.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Well, according to state and federal officials, it'll be a
month's long process just to clean up the toxic ash
and hazardous waste and charred debris. The cause of the
fire is still unknown, however, investigators say they have more
than one hundred and fifty leads and two more quick notes.
YouTube and Google are each pitching in fifteen mil and
State Farm, California's largest insure, has probably wisely canceled their

(56:36):
planned Super Bowl ad.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah, not the right time.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
No, it'd be a little tone deaf, as they say.
And this in from thefollowupnewsdesk dot com. Remember that crazy
Eagles fan who went viral for calling that female Packers
fan in front of him a ugly dumb sea. Yeah, well,
his name is Ryan Caldwell and he's officially out of
a job after his employer saw that story. He used

(57:00):
to work for a DEI focused management consul if you
can imagine, based in New Jersey, but the company released
a statement saying he's been so.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Fired doesn't represent our company's value.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
For his part, he says that the video did not
tell the full story. He said it was all just
banter between the two parties and the couple had actually
been egging him on. But nonetheless, he admitted his behavior
was unacceptable, and besides losing his job, he's also banned
for life from Lincoln Financial Field.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
Like sent the other fan like a bunch of green
Bay Packers here and if.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
You dig deeper into this, this green Bay Packers fan
number one lives in the region A number two. He
also he knows what he's doing. He instigates and was
going back and forth again, don't be stupid, don't you
know you give the lady the hard sea on camera?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, you saved that for off camera? Yeah, right.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
But also it also shows you when these fights are
always in the cheapest of seats.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Sea that's right, a cranky suit.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
That's what's going on with it.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Alr more Woody Show's coming up, Hang on, show back
the bit.

Speaker 13 (58:19):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Eight seven seven forty four is the number here text
us over to two two nine eighty seven. Somebody actually
had texted saying, did you guys see the news that
Sammy would be well? I guess Gina too because she
makes scarves and stuff.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
Yeah, I did see this news.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
For the second time in less than a year. Joe
Anne's Fabrics and Crafts has filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy.
Now last year they filed for Chapter eleven, but they
didn't close any of their over eight hundred stores, but
they did become a private company. But now they are
liquidating and they're starting going out of business sales at

(58:59):
all of their eight hundred plus location. So screwed.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
This is the closest yarn store to my house.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
And they say the online store will continue to operate
as normal, but yeah, the physical locations.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
But but that's really no, that's what you do your
best impulse buying.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
But also, I mean, look there, Yes, there's Michael's. Yes,
there's Hobby Lobby. The problem is like Michael's doesn't have fabric.
So if you're shopping for fabric for sewing or whatever, you.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
Need to go to Joan's. Now, yes, Hobby Lobby has fabric.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
But yeah, you sound like the same, right, I know
it is.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
It's a problem, like there's not gonna be.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Well, there's so many people into it. Where where can
I get the tool? It looks like a pizza cutter,
but with all the bumps on the outside.

Speaker 8 (59:39):
Yeah, to cut, to cut the little freeze, Oh my god,
those are amazing.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I love that. You know, a tool like a sewing tool.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
Yeah, the rotary cutters.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
Samy doesn't go to Walmart because they have fabric there,
But there are yard there.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
Is one that I know of, but they don't all
have it.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Yea, And I've seen that sluction. It's it's quite scary. Yeah,
I see people all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
But you can get some nicer fabrics that joints.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
I guess I don't know, but yeah, you're I mean, God,
that sucks because you don't want to buy fabric online
you can't feel it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
See, that's how I feel about like regular clothes shopping
where people talk about, oh, I don't need the stores now,
I just I'll buy it on Amazon.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
I already know what the brand is. No, the size
is not a problem, not exactly. But I feel the
way that if Home Goods is going out of business
would be devastating, devastated. Where are you going to get
those scissors that you put your thumb through right right
like the top, the holes on top.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Where do you get like the little like finger condoms,
a little rubber finger condoms? I thought them is that
different than when okay, because.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Dimples little cap over your finger when.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I thought those were like made of metal.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
Now I didn't be made of whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
I mean, yes, in the game Monopoly, Yes, it's made
of metal, old of anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
To get a pin cushion that looks like a tomato,
you can't.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Get that on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah right, you're screwed. Is that your go to store?
Joans for fabrics?

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Yes, for yarn, it's mine for yarn.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
I'll hop all all around because it just depends on
who's having the sales on sales.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Tell me about a girl, whoever's got that deal?

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
Different? You really got a you know maneuver?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah, you're smart? All right, Well, it's another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie, Greg,
there's menace, Hi, Gina, Hey, we got Sea Banks? Yea there,

(01:01:35):
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven. That's eight seven
seven forty four. Text us over to two two nine
eight seven. Let's get right into this week in audio.
What do you got here, Seabanks?

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Well, we're now luckily getting to the wrap up and
clean up mode from all the wildfire stuff in the
Greater LA area. And of the many people affected, one
has stood out, and that of course is Spencer Pratt
and Hiding. Yeah, and they have been all over the
ABC shows. Good Morning American Nightline, et cetera, et cetera,
talking about not only what happened to their home, which

(01:02:09):
has pretty much gone completely, but how they are getting back,
like we mentioned earlier in the week, by playing Heidie's music. Yes,
they have music, and here's some more from ABC.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
They're fans, including artists like Flavor flav rallying around the couple.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Number one in Philippines. That's twelve number ones.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
The album Catapultington number one on the iTunes charts.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
The fan support has been such a light and such
darkness for us, and it's life changing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Who knew Heidi Montag was a singer number one yeah,
uh duh, huge of the Philippines apparently so apparently I
went through her YouTube page and she's got new music
that she just released very recently actually, and this is
her song again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
She coulda pass for being opportunistic for you know, I.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
Think how it happened, Like the only shirt like Spencer
had on when the house went down was like from
her singing. So that's how they don't have they didn't
have sure, Like that's how it all came together.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Okay, Yeah, so she has a new song and because
we are fans, and we are supporters of Howdie Montag
and Spencer Pratt. We're gonna play it on the radio,
get them some more spins, hopefully get them on charts
and you know, lous or wherever this is a newer song,
go harder, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
And how.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
On the airline. Here's a question already. I just have
a question. If I listened to this song start to finish,
like on Spotify or whatever, how much how much does
she get for that? She gets one Spotify probably half
a cent or so.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
What if I gave her one dollar? Can never hear
at the time. I mean, that is not the song
they're pushing. The song they're pushing is actually way better.
Just friends, what's the what's the song? It's called I'll
do Wait, it's probably in the system now, probably because
I've been playing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Worse than Britney Spears. I agree with you, Greg, We
have a song in here from Heidi Klum. Oh really,
what's what's the name of the song against I'll Do It? Greg?

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
To me, that sounds songs like gay bait pretty much.
That is like, Hey, they're gonna play this in the club,
and it's always.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
A good tactic for any performer just have a gay
fan base. I know, I know our friends at z
one Ybe they're but what if.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
You gave her a dollar? That would be an incredible
return for her because you actually only get point zero
zero four cents for stream.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Okay, then this this is Heidi Klum Sunglasses at Night.
Oh why really? I don't know. I'll look this up.
Hold on, I don't know when this came out. I
saw it's the only Heidi we have in the system.
I love this song. I haven't heard this cover Heidi Klum.

Speaker 10 (01:04:53):
I lom my song Glasses a Night can s.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
The original definitely better menace. This is good produced by
your buddy test to come out like it's about a year. Yeah,
really I need this? Yes? What is it about the games?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
They love dancing to that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
It's like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Getting wasted and dancing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Hits just right. That type of music. Well, it's kind
of like if you're going to be giving someone CPR,
it's staying alive. You gotta do you know, if you're
pumping your boyfriend, you got to use like you know,
it's always always that that that rhythm. I guess that
deep house. I don't know, but you have a you
have a light, airy female vocal. True and like what.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
He pointed out, when you're pumping your boyfriend.

Speaker 13 (01:05:44):
Pump finish, yeah and done.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
This week in audio Menace, how much are you ripping out?
For the new show on t l C bailing Out?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Hell?

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Yeah, on the round floor with her on social media
and then she kind of like disappeared.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I'm like, what is going on? But this is what happened.
Can some of us idiots get some kind of turette?
So Bailin was a TikTok star. Yes, her last name
Dupre Is that right? Is that Balen something?

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
There's a she and she has she has a tourette,
so she screams and yells, but she does it in
a funny way. Has evidence tire in the trailer for
her new TLC show, Bailing Out Loud.

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
My name is Bayleen, I'm twenty one years old and
I have Tourette syndrome in a litto baby waity.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I've seen that check social media. Yeah, yeah, I've seen
her before.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
Tourette syndrome causes me to have involuntary motor infocal tics.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
My mom's craps. She doesn't Clane.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Rides are already hard enough. I have a gun.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
I have a gun.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
They're gonna send us to a back room, all right, Vagina, Yeah,
that sounds so stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Who would watch that? She got huge on TikTok for.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
How she navigates life with this issue.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I don't care how she navigates life. I'll be honest.
I just think it's funny. The tiny baby Wiener Like
I remember when that popped off.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
It was huge at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
I would never watch it, going, oh this poor girl.
I would watch it strictly to laugh at it. There's
a reason.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
That's why she's on TLC Home Gregs and a Little.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Good Stuff People, Big World, Yes, terrible life choices exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
It's the point and laugh channel.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah yeah, and think oh I'm happy with my.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Just to bring awareness to people who suffer with this. No,
not hilarious, I mean, masket.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
How do you get through your day when you're saying
stuff like this in public?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Well, you need to watch to find out. Baling out loud.
This week in audio, get nice.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Ladies, This is Bonnie Blue came out of nowhere this
week with a new sex record of one thousd and
fifty seven men.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
I know She's like, and she's friends with that other chick.
We were talking.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
Because Lily Phillips also a British OnlyFans lady. She remember
she was getting she was ramping up to do one
thousand million day, but then out of nowhere, here here
comes Bonnie Blue and she gets ten to fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
All right, I didn't even know her.

Speaker 15 (01:08:17):
Real chat like, I am fine, just feels like I've
had heavy day in the bedroom, which is exactly what
I've had. I think if it had continued how it
did for the first sort of three four hours, I
would have struggled to it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Yeah, that's what she's saying, is it? That's a number one?
How do you feel after one thousand and fifty seven? Men? Yes,
sore heavy day one dude every forty one seconds. So
now is the other chick not going to bother? I
would think she's got to rethink her strategy. Yeah, yeah,
in fifty eight.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
It's weird because they are friends with each other from
what I know, And yeah, this girl that came in
and stole her thunder nowhere.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
It's funny because there's there are a lot of photos
and videos of the aftermath, and she just has this
big room.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I think. I think it's called parquet.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
Floors are a little like the woman squares, and there's condoms,
wrappers and and towels everywhere. Bonnie blued at one point
lays down to the pile of used condoms and does
a snow angel.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Oh my god, and here's someone can someone finish in
forty one seconds?

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Well, there's interviews with some of these guys, and some
of the guys, as I predicted, just couldn't perform, couldn't
get it upright because you're just in a line with
a bunch of dudes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
It all smells.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
Here's some of the logistics of how Bonnie managed to
get that many men in the after gang WANs.

Speaker 15 (01:09:26):
To start with, it was just like the room was
absolutely full. Then we did groups of five, like one
after the other of five. I wanted to give people
more time, so then it went down to like one
on one, didn't it so like one person would watch
whilst I was with somebody, and then it would literally
just be like a rotaping circle like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Ah, well, that had a planning meeting before.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Here's another crazy thing, because it was this was all
over social and they were like doing these interviews and
things like that. They also have like a house or
production house where they do this and guys just wait
outside the front door and then they want to be
picked like just on a like a regular day too,
not when they're doing the thousand people day.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
And I looked at it and it's like unemployed security guards.
Is one of the dudes I saw that was interviewed,
And that's I wouldn't want to be because I forget
like the conceptual thing of like, oh I don't want
to be number four hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Just you look at the dudes. You want to go
where that guy just went? Not at all. No, Hey,
going back to the girl with the tourettes, somebody's texting overseeing.
I love watching the videos of multiple people with tourettes
setting off each other's ticks. Yeah, that's kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Fun camp apparently that's the thing. Tott's camp.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Yeah, I only Aretts camp. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
I've met a Tourette's person one who in life, and
he wasn't He didn't have fun Touretts though.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
He just like, yeah, it's not fun. I want to hestomer.
I want to hear a gun on a plane. Right,
all right, we're gonna have more of the weekend audio
that's coming up next here on The Woody Show Show,
and right back into it this week in audio.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
If it's next, phillipiece of audio will peeled to Woody
especially this is a road rated rage incident in Toledo.
The video which is coming out this week, where only
if it said that's what's up, well, that's that stars coming.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Okay, I'm gonna say, like the road ridge thing I
find so pathetic, Well that also pathetic, yes, agreed.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
So what happens This was captured just because it happened
to be right in front of someone's home and they
had a you know, doorbell camera, the cot, the whole thing.
So it's all the roads all ice, and these two
cars comes you're about to hear come sliding to a
stop right in front of this guy's home. And this
woman gets out, it starts yelling at the woman driver
of the one vehicle, now the passenger of the vehicle
in the rear in this case, so yeah, woman in

(01:11:37):
front comes out to yell at the woman in back.
Passenger is a man in back as well, and she
doesn't like that. He gets out and starts talking to her.
And then this happens.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Let's get out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Get out?

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
How that means crazy?

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
My goddamns get.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
So that's Katrina Aikin. That's by the way, she's she's
only thirty six, and she sounds like that wow, sounds
like some we got smacked exactly Woody and again light
it's so smart to fight in public on the streets.
So what the guy who you hear, don't touch my
vehicle's he's starting to walk away. They're like, we don't

(01:12:26):
want to deal with this list this crazy. So as
he turns his back completely to her upside the back
of his head. Bad move, because the man next grabs
Katrina and body slams her into the icy pavement.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Sounds like, yes, we'll sup. That's great. God, Oh yeah,
I don't know what. She screams.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
But as he's got her, he's got her mid air
and he's like hip checking her body slammer. As he's
doing that, she screams, I think for her man, she said,
cooking thought. Yeah, like he he's wearing like pajama bottoms.
You know, I got a picture of Katrina for you here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
I quite that. I want to hear it again, like
a sack of flower.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
I think hot, Yeah, she's thirty six, has a stupid boob,
And next.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I just imagine a beer in her hand constantly. Yeah,
you know what. And again, just one of these people
that they assume that just because, like most guys would
never put a hand on a woman for any reason whatsoever,
some will. And if you are walking up to them
and smacking them upside the head, the violence, kicking some
dude and the balls or whatever, you think you're just
gonna walk away. That doesn't always work out that way.

(01:13:50):
And when it doesn't, I don't feel bad for you. No,
She's like, I would never, I would never do it.
I love that this guy did it. I like because
I unders dan. I understand why he did it. She
asked for it, well, she asked for it. She was assaulting,
and she made it. She made a choice, and she
did it with somebody who doesn't feel the same way
that I too.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
And she's lucky she landed on her you know, backslash shoulder.
I said this a thousand times. Street fights are the
worst type of fight. Just I don't care if you
get called a pussy for the rest of your life.
If she landed on the back of her head or
her neck. She could be dead, and again the guy
was acting in self defense.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
And way Loki.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Toledo, Ohio ugly as hell. But I think Ohio Loki
has some of these stupidest these people in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
If you grab out.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Mississippi and West Virginia a lot, and every time I'm
in in and around Ohio, there's the reason the gathering
of the Juggalos happens there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
I was like, West Virginia, Jason, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
It's it's secretly, very ugly and gross place.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
To Ohio. You suck. Yeah, well, yeah, god, you know what. Hey, sorry, Lenny,
you messed with the wrong person this weekend audio.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Okay, guys, it's a time for the Woody Show original
exclusive game.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Guess the sound? What do you can't play because you
know what this is, But the rest of you, folks,
this is the first time ever, first time ever, that
this sound has been captured here it is all right?
What is that?

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
That is not again, that's not the woman getting slammed
in the ground. Uh is first time it's ever been captured.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
That sound falling to the ground from space that I.

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Was thinking something on another planet.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
I would say, a tree falling in the woods is
something that right getting.

Speaker 7 (01:15:41):
Its breaking on Mars.

Speaker 14 (01:15:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna not to science shame you guys,
but Mars's atmosphere really wouldn't be able to do it sound.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
That's why it's funny though.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Yeah, exactly, you guys are actually shockingly closed. That is
the first ever sound of a media orite hitting the
earth because we see them all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
Of course I want to find one. Those are worth
a fortune.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
It's so unimpressively because this was captured on someone's like
ring cam Prince edg Island, Canada, their their home security camera.
So it's outside so you see the front of the
house and right next to like the flower bed. It
hit there like walkway. That's why it shattered. Yeah, and
so like it just right next to the walkway and
that's it. It's just like a little puff like and
then and then that's it. So obviously, you know, not huge,

(01:16:31):
but this is sounded made. That's pretty cool. Now, it's
the sound of a meteor hitting hitting the earth. That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
This may be a dumb question, but what's even made
out of? Liked minerals rocks? The same kind of minerals
you would find on planet Earth or what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
I'm pretty sure. Let's see what they got the pig
lips and buttholes more time? What either like, uh, pig
lips and buttholes? Yeah, because we are we are just
all but space does menace?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Yeah, we are? You know, I don't know, just asking
whatever survived the atmosphere.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Because you hear about the ones like oh there, you
know there's stuff out there that's made of diamonds?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Are gold? This weekend audio?

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Okay, this is also a guessing game. Why are they screaming?
I'll I'll give you is this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Happened in Australia over the Christmas all a day?

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Here's that? Why are they screaming?

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
It's Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
She's upset that Santa did not bring her the Stanley
mug that she wanted. Oh yeah, what did the pink
one with the bobby leg? She just received a French
bull dog.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Oh yeah, I was gonna say it's the opposite. She's
not crying because she's sad. She's just excited about a
gift tonight. I also thought puppy.

Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
Oh see, I think proposal proposal Sammy is now in
this today.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
So there was a big family thing her, her guy
gets down to propose to her. And why do women
act like this? They act like they are either like
they're about to die.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
But she probably knew it was coming, though most people
seem to like, all right, well yeah, because we went
out ring shopping and well that's what she's talking about.

Speaker 13 (01:18:22):
It.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
I can't you understand what you say, but I believe
she said, you have you pinky promised this wouldn't happen today, right,
But she's going she's the register above human hearings.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
So it's hard to tell us, say.

Speaker 12 (01:18:42):
I got yeah, yeah, as somebody who's been in a
marriage now for going on sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Years, how she reacted. It's fine, it's not that great,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
We're having a good time. They literally it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Much at much is how you feel in Sidegreg when
you think about mar not at all. I mean, this
woman is so excited because she just won the lottery.
Now she can just be.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
You know, you forget Greg, And I witnessed what he proposing, so.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Yeah, my wife, Yeah, my wife just found that video
the other day. Yeah, I've never heard the story. I
never heard the story. Yeah, so we were doing it
was like a big station Christmas show. Yeah, it was anyway,
So like her parents, she's super close kind of like
Sammy with her parents. She's mega close to her parents,
and so like it was going to be like important

(01:19:30):
to her for her family to be part of some way.
And so did it from not like the stage we
were doing like a broadcast with everybody in this big venue,
and and so I brought her up and then asked
her there. But but I told her mom and dad
and got them set up on streaming so they could listen.

(01:19:52):
She loved that, like that was like a cool thing
for we got.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Yeah, for sure, bar dog, hold on, no you did
did you do a Christmas proposal? But you did a
Christmas public proposals Christmas public work charmis season kind of
thing and leading.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Up to it, Yeah, I also thought it'd be good content,
to be honest with you, Yeah, I thought that would
be good content. You know, it's fun. There's no I
don't know, like what what is it? Because like they say,
there's no no cool way to eat a banana, Like
is there a cool way to get engaged like amand

(01:20:30):
give it like seed mass? Like uh, let's just say
for the sake argument that you were going to get engaged.
Like cool, You're a cool, tough guy, the coolest guy.
You're the coolest guy we ever met. So like, how
cool guy I do it? Why would the coolest one?

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
I tell you, I do like and not everybody has
the cyber trucks, so you can't involve that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Okay, I understand I honestly what I would want to
do unless there were you know, her grandma's about to
die or something, right, I would do it be somewhere
like you know, you're out, You're out somewhere private hiking
and I wouldn't hike, but you know, somewhere secluded, you know,
somewhere that special to the two of you for some reason.
But yeah, it would not be a public thing whatsoever
unless it was absolutely necessary.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Well, unless she's a crazy sports fan. If you do
it on a jumbo tron.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
The worst, yeah, would be with the yeah if he's
small intimate. So I said, By the way, the only
cool way to eat a banana is you smashed the
banana with your fist and then you eat the flesh
of the banana off your knuckles. Yeah, oh yeah, Like
that's how Chuck Norris would do it. I do want
to look cool and I eat that right, that is big. Otherwise,
if you eat a banana, you know the regular way.

Speaker 14 (01:21:31):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Yeah, yeah, This brings me to another question. How did
or who did propose between you and Mario?

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Mario did it and it was right after a Depeche
Mode concert. It was super awesome. Twelve years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
It might have been thirteen. It was a long time ago.
But like, so you guys at this point are not
getting officially like married.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
I don't know, it's out there. Maybe we will, maybe
we won't. It's not necessary. It's it's not necessary a
kirk Russell. Greg legally absolutely, because at this point it
would not be it would be a common law thing.
So he would still benefit. Like if you guys ended
up breaking up, he would be entitled to whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Yeah, let's dove on top of it and said you
can't have it, which Greg might do. What's the situation
if you end up in the hospital? Is he like,
that's a great power of attorney.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Used to be that if you end up in the hospital.
I visited friends in the hospital. That was never an issue.
They never said are you married?

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
But there's a decision to be made that pulling the plum.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
I'll tell him to just in there to pull the plan.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
You might not get to not be able to do that, Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Get that ring, will get that rock.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Because he didn't want to spend the money on the
you know, the he had a top. But what you said,
that's not We said you had a bunch of five
thousand dollars. I sure did, yeah, and then you're like,
it's like a billion dollars then a sudden that we
just went away.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
It did and it wasn't because of that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
I don't know why, Greig, why don't you reach out
to your your family here? Why don't you menace? Could
DJ I'll do they can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
I'll do that, absolutely do something like that. I want
to note it for the record. I just said two
seconds ago. It's not a big deal. No, it's definitely
why you do it and not you know, yeah, it's
just just hasn't happened yet. I don't know. I have
a to do list a mile long. Do you have
a living will?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
I do not. I've been meaning to do that. You'll
totally do that. You don't know what could happen today
or tomorrow. I sure don't. Yeah, let's wrap up going
through this weekend audio or that very last clip there,
number ninety nine, because I know we discussed the story
earlier in the week, but this is something maybe the
best audio of the year. Get out of the fires

(01:23:58):
in the la Ara. This is a case.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
See Colvin was around with nb C l A and
Casey lost both of his dogs. Not not lost permanently though,
because he was reunited with one and little Pomeraniana.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Because that's what he's.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Scream You're not gonnaunderstand what he's screaming. So as he's
bowes back to his home, which has been burned down,
he sees his little palm and he just loves it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
It's it's scret. Now he's Tiger.

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
High Rose the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Sil Oh my god, you love your love.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Oh thank you god, NBC. Where's NBC? Where are you lose?
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Oh honey, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Oh god.

Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
Okane.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
I thought this dog's name was it is Oreo. I'm sorry, yeah,
thank you for the correction. Was his other dog? This
is Oreo? Duw.

Speaker 6 (01:25:29):
I just want to say it would be make more
sense so that that dog was named Tikatika because it's
not Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
It's like a golden Pomeranian brown.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
Sorry, Casey, you're crappy at names. And Casey knew kind
of knew a fire was coming, and he went downtown anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
I saw an interview with him. He's like, yeah, I
put callers on them just in case something would go down.
Did Yeah, I have to say. With Casey and I
looked him, I would think, oh, this is like a
comedian or someth an actor. No, So he's like forty five.
How does he afford a home in that area. There's
a couple of people I saw who are like, oh,
this is there was some other dude. I'm like, this

(01:26:10):
guy lived in the Palisades.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
It might be one of those Yeah, inherited, Yeah, maybe right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Yeah, like, oh he likes to eighty Yeah, the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
His parents bought the house for twenty thousand, exactly when
everyone lived into Lucally.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
He nicknamed his house like the bomb Shack or something
like that. Yeah. Generation favorite part is which I feel
bad that he lost the house. I'm looking, but you
got his dog back. But then he goes this question,
this guy lives like on the beach in Malibu. His
reaction is mild compared to what mine would have been.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Well, my favorite part is you're scaring him.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
You're scaring him right more what he shows? Now?

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
What did you do?

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
The wood show man?

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is a pre Friday. It's
a Thursday morning, January the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Originally
from Massa Chuse it's Sammy is here. Yes, she really
claims Boston.

Speaker 7 (01:27:14):
Yes, I'm from Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Well, I mean there's a lot from Massa Chussets. I
don't necessarily claim Boston.

Speaker 7 (01:27:18):
I don't know that I necessarily claim Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Just all your your sports stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
But that's the sports team.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Yeah right, yeah, I mean that's all the there's three
or four states the claim, right, like.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
All of New England claim.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Well, today's National Boston Day. I thought you might want
to thank you, sorry for thinking about you, and then
I'll claim it. It's also Women's Healthy Weight Day, so
let's get together a light.

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
I get on that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
It's an International Hot and Spicy Food Day.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
Overrated, totally agree. It's a sensation. It's not a taste.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Yeah, spicy is good where it's like burn your ass
poop lava spicy. Yeah, like the hot wing stuff where
they go like who got the hot the hot ones? Why? Like,
what's enjoyable about that other than the sea? If you're
like man enough to handle it, say you can't tell
me the one chip challenge, Greg was enjoyable. It was
the worst day of my life. The hotter the better.

(01:28:13):
And I told you I would turn down ten thousand dollars. Yeah,
it is a national fig Newton Day. Those are good.
And it's May minute one of your favorite minute quen
Wa day. Yeah, so good. It's like wheat rice.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Yeah, Menace would not eat k well anything heat. He
gets anything with a whole grain. And that's what that's what,
that's the brown. You got to stay away from them grains.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
So the average weight of an American male right now
is one hundred and ninety nine pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
That's the average. Yes, wow, and so tiny. And then
they average a female is one hundred and seventy girls. Wow, huge, bitch.
That sounds more like that sounds more like a like
a lady's problem than a guy's problem. I expect a
god to be closer to two hundred pounds.

Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
It depends on height for everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
I mean, that's you know, I mean, that's again modern
day but like again, you can go back to any
go to World War Two. Those guys were all one
fifty same height as us.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Yeah, guys, you know that's why their houses were so
small and stuff, and everybody houses rooms are small, the
doors are short, always are narrow and run out of
breath walking upstairs.

Speaker 13 (01:29:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
What do you think about the red dye being taken away?
The red dye? Yeah, I want my food bright.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
I don't care those garbage, like one of those stupid things. Well,
it's illegal in Europe, but its red dye.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Do anything.

Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
Well, I know a lot of people who are allergic
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
More red dye for US entertainment stuff. Diddy's defense team
says they have seen nine of these freak off videos
and they say everything in them was consensual. Oh well,
to be honest, yeah, I could show that it was consensual.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Yeah, and I think that he basically he was just
doing girls gone wild at his house, which isn't in
and of itself illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
What now gonna take like the underage people or they
applied them with drugs, are acting, That's where he's gonna get.
Everybody's saying.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
And then he made me drink stuff and I don't
remember that's.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Way when you see some seventeen year old there on there,
that's when he's going to get in real trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Yeah. Jessica Simpson listed her house this week and then
announced that she and her husband have separated. There are
houses in Hidden Hills, seven bedrooms, asking seventeen point nine
million dollars for it. Ye. Now, she bought it back
in twenty thirteen from Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. So my
question is is this the house that was in the Osbourne's.
Oh threw a bunch of different houses.

Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
I believe, Yeah, they said they moved like twenty eight
times Osborns.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Anyway, she listed it back in September for twenty two million. Now,
same house, seventeen point nine million. So now yeah, so
now it's affordable. But at that point of the twenty
two million dollar off, there wasn't any serious offer, so
she pulled that. But I think it's a good time
because a lot of rich people looking for houses.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
Yeah, perfect timing, right, So if.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
You're going to sell it, I mean you'll don't price gouge.
Well no, don't price gouge, but I think you'll be
successful in getting an offer. Also, you know who else
is getting divorced. That human foot, Kathy Griffin. She was married.
It's her second failure. I didn't know she was married.
Irreconcilable differences and the workers and the word and the

(01:31:14):
word is that he can't even stand to look at
her be can you blame him? They had no prenum,
so they had a prenum, so no community property and uh,
they're not going to do any kind of spousal support
in case anybody cares. Hey, carlttle people roll up on
Justin Timberlake the other night and then they posted this video.
I'm about to play a clip from it. Uh, they
get JT to roll the window down, and he just

(01:31:34):
wasn't having it. He wasn't in the mood for their bs.
So there's some debate about who was being the a
hole here? Was it Justin or the guys in the car? Again,
take a listen and you decide you want something, you
want something, you want something? You're giving them what they want? Yeah,

(01:32:01):
I mean I would have put the window back up
at what a race? As soon as you said that,
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Like, good, why did you have to keep going for it?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
He sounded pretty tough. And scary. Do you want something? Yeah, no,
I mean I don't. I don't blame him. I don't
think he's.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Becase he's been. I know they're annoying, but the way
you get them to not be annoying is ignore them.
He's not new to being a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
He should know that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Yeah, hey, I have some breaking. Jessica Simpson's house news.
Oh okay, I looked it up and says, yes, Jessica
Simpson lives in the same house that was featured on
the reality show The Osborne's. It's eleven thousand square feet.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Probably like a lot of you know, bat light fixtures.
Oh sure, yeah, a big chandelier of like bat wings. Yeah, coffins.
I have some breaking. Kathy Griffin divorce news. Apparently she's
sixty four Jesus Christ and he's forty five. Oh oh,
look at her. So what do you think? Very catch? Oh?
I know how gay is he? He's getting getting Drew Barrymore,

(01:32:56):
by the way, he told a story about how years
ago she found out that a boy friend was cheating
on her, and she decided to go with revenge. She
took all of his stuff, put it in a car,
rolled it down the driveway and just left it there.
And then she made the girl that he was cheating
on her with meet her for drinks with him sitting there,
and she told him, you're gonna sit here and you're

(01:33:18):
gonna listen to the two of us talk, so shut
up and listen. I would say thank you, but no,
I thought the same an exit interview, Yeah, I thought
the same thing, like, why dude, why would you stay there?

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
I would have left immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:33:31):
And I will give credit to the Remember the three
women that I was having sex with, the found out
about each other before before I joined the show. When
they had they they went out and had their little
girls night out together, but I was not invited. So
thank you ladies for that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
So these the same chicks that stuck the tampons and
stuff all over your house. One of them did, Yeah, yeah,
what was it was like the used tamps, right, it
wasn't tamps, it was and ketchup pads and ketchup because
the pads, I guess, have a sticky thing, so they
used that to stick on it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
And this happened because because they all found out about
each other.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Yeah, it really showed you.

Speaker 10 (01:34:05):
And me.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
I was not cheating on any of them. None of
them were my official girlfriend f YI. Yeah, just so
it's clear.

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
Well, they almost have thought something more was going on,
or they wouldn't have been that list.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
You's fallen up prettyasy when you're around the seat bathroom. Yeah,
imagine how devastated you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Weren't the only one. I couldn't to.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
Destroy everything, I know, Yeah, just to get all the
rage out.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
So anyway, so this guy sat there as these two
chicks talked, Drew barrymore in the chick that he was
cheating on her with. And so after it was all done,
she drove him home, looked at him and just said,
now get out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Oh so he thought he was getting back in her
good graces.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Yeah, she didn't say who it was, but she says
they're cool now, and then they're close friends.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
Damn you, Tom Green?

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. I forgot.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
She was with Tom gre and the dude from Hole Hole,
the basist of Hole Really. Oh okay, how about that fact?
Some new on my watch list. Robert de Niro has
a new movie coming out. It's a legit mob movie,
but he's not playing a mobster. He's playing two. It's

(01:35:11):
called The Alto Knights. Watch the trailer. It actually looks
really good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
He plays the Irishman's got me spooked?

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Yeah what they de aged him or tried their best?

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Well. He plays real life gangsters Vito Genavasi and Frank Costello,
who start off as allies. Again, this is based on
a true story, and then they end up in a
very bloody battle for control of New York City. Written
by the same guy who did Good Fellas and Casino.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
Okay, so it's gonna be probably great.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Like I said, the trailer's out now, I watched it.
It looks awesome again the Alto Nights. It's going to
be in theaters on March twenty first.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
But if they're not, if he's not playing like twins,
then why does he need to play both characters?

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Excellent question budgeting. I have no idea, like you want
Robert de Niro, but again him at his price, right,
you got to have him played two people. I have
no idea for fun. So it was a bogo. Yeah,
exactly right, Yeah, it was a bogo. And finally, there's
always been the big debate between people who care about
this kind of crap, but which band has been more
influential the Beatles or the Rolling Stones. But there's no

(01:36:07):
more need to argue because it's been settled with science,
So you could probably do like a deep dive. So
to figure out, they looked at Wikipedia's list of four
hundred and seventy nine mainstream rock performers to see which
artists they named as influences. Who do you think one
has to be The Beatles?

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Yeah, Beatles for sure, because it's cooler to say Beatles.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Oh not cooler.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
I think the Beatles are just kind of unavoidable. I
feel that you could avoid the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Okay, well, the Beatles did win. The Stones didn't even
come in second place. It was Led Zeppelin they came
in second place. So out of four hundred and seventy
nine different rock artists, the Beatles had two hundred and
ten mentions, Zeppelin with one hundred and fifty one, then
the Rolling Stones then you two was number four, and
that's which I was surprised about number four. I mean,

(01:36:57):
I expect them to be there somewhere, but number four.
That followed by David Bowie, Bob Dylan Elton, John Queen, Yuck,
Jimmy Hendrix at number nine. Then the Red Hot Chili
Peppers at number ten. Basically you after that for spots
eleven through fifteen, but by the way, they only did
fifteen spots. Bruce Springsteen, b Green Day, Aerosmith, Who and Metallica.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
That's awful. And the Beatles, look, I get it. They're influential,
they're big, they're huge, they're legendary.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
We got it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Well, it's like anything else. It's like the people that
go on and on about weed. True, but I mean
if you look back at some of it, like this
worship she Loves Me, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
Yeah, yeah, like really well that's why that's why it's
cool to say Beatles, because of what they did with
all the stupid you know, Yoko oh No crap and
Yellow Submarine garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
But the thing is, I find like a lot of
people like they write that album off, you know, like
all the like all like the super weird.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
Psychedelic psychedelic stuff. But that's why they get street credits
because they weren't they Buka. They went from boy band
to you know hard Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
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Today on the show, we heard about a guy who
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Also got a little conversation of it wasn't that bad,

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Like you went into it like the vasectomy that I
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was one half of the Mark and Brian radio show.
They're radio Hall of Famers. Gina used to work with

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Mark on a different station on a different show. Sammy
worked with him when it was Mark and Brian. I've
become friends with him over the last couple of years,
and we always talk about how much fun it would
be if he just came and hung out with us
one morning. It's gonna be a lot of fun, a
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(01:41:39):
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(01:42:01):
words of wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
Yeah, we really don't need anger management. We just need
people to be less irritating.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
It really is everybody else's problem. I know, I'm agreeing.
I said it like about the city of San Francisco
for example. Yeah, it's a beautiful place. Like esthetically it's gorgeous.
If you took the people out, the people are what suck.
And I'm talking about the entire area, the city, the
city itself itself. The city of San Francisco blows because

(01:42:29):
of the people just get rid of those people. Be great, right,
people always messing things up. Watch the news sometime you'll
see all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank
you so much for giving the One Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
could suck it. Catch back here on Friday. Have a
great day. SMD Doublem. I quit this bitch.