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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Ay, good morning everybody. Today is Tuesday. It is January
the twenty first, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome. My
name is what of that is great gory?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
We have got Menace, Gina grad heys, here's your mic
not on mena at all? Hi, Sorry, here we go.
That's all right, it's good the microphones. It's good to
figure it out the beginning of the show. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
there's Menace. We've got Sammy. Gina is here, There's Sea
mass Bort is here on the job today. We got
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get into a little bit of that. I'll also get
you caught up on all the trending news headlines today.
(01:41):
So I've got this to share with you. And I
know we always love food and we always love debating
restaurants and things like that. These are America's top ten
favorite restaurant chains, according to and it's an industry trade thing,
it's called Nation's Restaurant News. But they based this on
scores in different areas, so you know, like service and hospitality,
(02:03):
food and beverage, convenience and takeout things, things like that. Value,
and so there was a bunch of different metrics, but
this is the top ten. And then I also I
also made a note of their top three categories, so
like where they scored the highest of those things. They
looked at, okay, number ten, and my dad would be
sighted Texas roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, fine, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You get to pick your steak out of the cooler
when you walk in. The post it note on it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
The bread is so good, a really good and it's.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's actually a really good value. But that's not even
one of the areas. They scored highest. In the three
areas where service and hospitality, which I've always gotten good
service there, appearance and ambiance, and then convenience and takeout.
So shout out to Texas Roadhouse, which apparently they're opening
one like right by my house, so my dad will
be right at home whenever.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
My house is always popping.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh really, yeah, let's all go because I've never been.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You love it.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
It's so good.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
This is what I've never been to. Number nine on
the favorite restaurant chains. Again according to the data, it's
Bahama Breeze Island Grill.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I don't know that one.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Don't know it, but they get high scores service and hospitality,
appearance and ambiance and then convenience to take out. Smoothie
King at number eight. Nice, oh, service, hospitality, food and beverage.
So there you go. If the food actually or the
you know what they provide the smoothies, the beverage makes
the list. Fogo d Chow at number seven. Yeah, dude,
I love now. Okay, I've been to Child I've been
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to other ones too, and they're called different things.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I've had a great experience at all of them.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, it's a Brazilian steakhouse if you're not familiar. And
this is the one where they give you like a
card and one side's green, the other side's red and
as long as that card is on green, they keep
coming around with skewers of meat, yes, like Barbarian cavemen,
and they go this and they tell you exactly what
it is, and you go yep, and they put it
on your plate. You eat like you're going to the chair.
(04:02):
And here's the thing. You got to know what you're
doing when you go in there, because they will always
have no matter what it was THEO or any of
the other Brazilian steakhouses, they will have an amazing salad bar.
And so people get really excited because the salad bar
is so intense and it looks really good. But then
you mess up and you load up on that stuff
or you load up on the people order sides and stuff.
(04:24):
What you can get, you can get like, you know,
mashed potatoes, or you can order yeah, don't even bother,
just go there and just just meet it up.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
How can you resist pot So.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
We should do a show field trip to show let's go,
you know.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And then the probably week later they'd be going out
of business. Yeah, but I always went there like on
a mission.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Oh, you have to eat for like todays, like.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I know I'm going there, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I love the meat that has a little bit of
salt on it. Yeah that is, but it's so good.
Well do they'll do like a sea salted file at.
They also do like a guard.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
A color chicken has some salts on it too.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah so good.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh yeah, there was like sausages. They bring all kinds
of Yeah. That's number seven. This is America's top ten
favorite restaurant chains again, according to Restaurant Nations Restaurant News,
based on scores in different areas. The Capitol Grill at
number six. Yes, so our friend Gabriel Iglesias, that's his
number one spot is a yeah, he loves that place.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
It's good.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I've been a couple of times. They just opened up
one by my mom. Oh nice, and I guess it's
the talk of the town. Everybody is so excited.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I've personally never been, but he always think it's.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Tough to get in there also the talk of the
town when your mom opens up.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
See another smoothie place at number five, Tropical Smoothie Cafe.
I think I've been to the places at number four
in the list seasons fifty two. It okay, so look
it up. I'm pretty sure. So it's like a not
farmers market, but like a farm the table kind of place.
(06:01):
So the menu change is a lot based on whatever's
in season and wherever they.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Can get locally.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
No, no, it's good like it's it's it's actual stuff.
It's not like I know what you don't like.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Or what you but it's not been frozen, you know. Y.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, well it scared me.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It is like there's an item that I really like
and then I get back there and.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh, it won't be there. That's true.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, because the menu does change seasons fifty two.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
A lot of seafood and right wine? What can you
click on you about us?
Speaker 10 (06:31):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
It kind of because I think I have that place right.
If it's not, it's it's something that has a very similar.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Name, a seasonal restaurant.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
There you go, Yeah it's really I thought it was
really good and they got a really high score for
their food and beverage and then also in service and hospitality.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So there you go.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Okay, number three, And I know Medice is a fan
here Dutch Brother's coffee. Heck, yes, dude, he's a big fan.
Love Dutch Brothers, Colebrew Kickers.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
That's my jam. I do wish they had a couple
more food items. You know, they had the muffin tops,
which I love. Yeah, but yeah, you know, if they
could have like a couple more cookies here and there,
change it up.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well they got it.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
They got really high scores service and hospitality, also in
convenience and takeout, and of course for food and beverage.
Number two another one of MENACE's favorites Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Yes,
you know, anytime anybody who's listening, anytime you're in Philly,
you go to Ruth's. Chris is the go to place
(07:32):
of all the plays. The name sucks. Yeah, well I
heard the story about how they ended up with that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Really yeah, I've always hated. Oh I know what it was.
It was.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
It was Chris Steakhouse. It used to be called Chris Steakhouse,
and then Ruth bought that location. And that's why it's
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. So it's not Ruth. That's not the
person's name, Ruth Chris, Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Like Greg's Car.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, you know, we used to be called Car.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
And then Greg bought it and it became Greg's Call.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Yeah, I understood.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
We did ban one location though in Indianapolis, because they
like what he's a tire. No, there's They gave me
crap about my hat and I'm like, it was lunch
and there was nobody else in there at the time.
I'm like, excuse me, Oh my god, just seems so
old Tommy. Yeah, and I was dressed fine otherwise whatever,
who cares? Anyway, the food is good, I like and
then number one on their list. So this was with
(08:26):
all the data and everything else, this was America's number
one favorite chain. Okay nothing bunt cakes? Yes, yes, moist
so delicious.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Serve them at our wedding reception, did you really?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Like everyone got their own and it was.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So good.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
They're flawless, so good man. You don't like them, No, yes,
I'll eat them. I'll eat them, but I don't like
you don't like them.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Think they're mad.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
There's not my favorite. I know sam I love them,
and Sammy brings him in all you.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
I bring him in for menaces birthdays because I thought
that he liked them.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
So now I feel really bad.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I like them, worship them.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
You say moist, but they're kind of dry to me.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
What are incredibly moist frostrating enough.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
What are you talking about? If it was any more moist,
it would start falling apart. It would be wet. Yeah,
it wouldn't. It wouldn't hold together. I don't know, Like
I mean.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Do you buy him like two days before or something
when you bring no, because that's the only I've never
had my time I have them.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I've never had a dry nothing bunk cake ever. Huh
never ever weird. As a matter of fact, after you
hold it like there's still like some moistness or like
stickiness on your fingers, and they are very sticky.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
But I do agree on the moisteness.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
And then greg that that icing. Oh my god, oh
my god, I want to so good.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
I will tell you this. I was looking some stuff up.
I don't know why, because I was maybe high one
day on franchise Ease.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
People that own on nothing but cakes location make a
ton of money.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You know why because everybody loves them. Yes, that's so good. Anyway,
that's a that's a listic god for you. I figure it's
always fun talking about food. Now I'm starving eight seven seven.
I brought into you these like little egg forritata things. Yeah,
what a bummer.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Those are good.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
They are good, but it's not a nothing. Buntcake eight
seven seven forty four Woody text us over to two
two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Tuesdays, January twenty first,
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm moody.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
That's Greg Gloria right there, Glory. If my eyes deceived me,
I believe that's menace. Hi, Yeah, everybody, they're still good.
What's going on is Gina gragg Morny Gina Morning. We
got Sea Bess, we got Sammy. The phones are open
for you at eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text. Send your text over to
two to nine eight seven. Got eight redneck news coming up.
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Also this past weekend. We had talked about it and
Cinemark did it over the weekend their popcorn bucket, like
bring your own popcorn bucket, and so you know, we
love getting in on these things and.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So we like fun.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, Sea Bass went out, Morgan went out and just
to see because they always have rules, it's like seven
to eleven bring your own cup days. And we've done
a number of those before Sea best brings in. What
was the one that you had most recently? They didn't
like at all? Was the catheter adult diaper? Adult diaper
thrown out? Yeah? You know, everything was everything was brand new.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Yeah yeah, Mom's ashes.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah and ern she always loved these icy yeah. Oh yeah,
that's right. Like the river waiters yea, yeah, which almost
got frostbite.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Fright, it's really cold you guys.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
What Yeah, you wear when you wear five.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, mega call.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
There was the clay pot made of my own feces. Yeah,
it didn't happen though next time anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
But why did they care if it's sanitary, you're the
one drinking it.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
We sent Sea Bass and Morgan out to see what
they could they get any popcorn with it, because they
did have the ability just to turn people away if
it didn't meet the criteria. But I think what the
the ideas that they had. I think they would meet
the criteria. But we'll find out. That'll be coming up
later on this. Salur have some of the audio from that.
All the TikTok stuff. Dude, people are losing their mind.
(12:37):
So this nineteen year and it's back by the way, right,
it was gone for the twelve hours. So anyway, this
nineteen year old kid in Wisconsin, though he's now in trouble,
he tried to burn down his congressman's office and he
told the cops he did it because he was upset
about TikTok going away.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
It's doing great.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So this happened early.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Sunday morning, about three hours after TikTok went dark. Remember
they put that initial post up there. The fire started
near a back door. First of all, back door burned
some of the vinyl siding outside. Cops they knocked the
flames down with the fire extinguishers. Firefighters got there took
over the rest. They said the fire never got inside.
(13:17):
But they said that he was arrested at the scene
because he was just sitting there watching it burn.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Okay, a cleansing fire.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah, and last night checked they hadn't released a guy's name,
but he's facing arson.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Charges worth Itron, what an idiot. They should up the
charges to attempted murder.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah, it's a mental thing. You get so upset about
a social media platform.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I know. This is what the world rallied around.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Yeah, all week, dude, there were so many headlines out
of inauguration day and all the executive orders and everything,
and then when you're watching I watched a little bit
of the ceremony. Well, no, he was doing he was
doing some signings of executive orders from the Oval office
and taking a ton of questions from the media. It
(14:04):
was a very casual kind of atmosphere, and a lot
of them are about TikTok, Like it seemed like all
the things that were being signed and everything else is
going on the most important thing to the country. Yeah,
because there were multiple questions and referring going back to
the whole TikTok thing. So funny, weird, this is yeah,
so yeah, this is where we're at, the priorities, TikTok, TikTok. Yeah,
(14:27):
and again just go, how's the other thing you sign
up for?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
The other one? Menace?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Red uh not red note, no, no blue sky, no
red note stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Only fans. We have a show only fans.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Well, we did have I mean we do have that,
we do. Yeah, I've been had that for years. We've
been Yeah, we've had that.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Wonder man, I'll give you whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I know we've talked about like somebody like Greg putting
feet on gladly something I know we actually had started Well, no,
we didn't start it.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I just secured the name like years ago.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
It's part. Don't you have to post something every once
in a while just to.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Keep it Yeah, yeah, No, I haven't got any warnings
saying that, you know, it counts an inca. Yeah we should.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
We should get that popping off.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Like every once in a while, put a toe up there.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
That's what Steve ass and I've been saying.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
And eventually, like you can print them all out, they'll
turn it into a puzzle.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Remember the old.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Mad magazines they had the page where you like you
folded the two into the middle to make a completely
different image. Yeah, that's my favorite part of the whole thing. Yeah,
Like every once in a while we just post a
different piece of the puzzle then and then it comes together.
To see, it's got to be like every month we
do something different, so people want to hang in there
and subscribe every month, so that by the end of it,
(15:41):
we've sold like, you know, fourteen months worth of subscription
and you can make one silly puzzle.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Yeah, I say, by the end of our contract, the
whole puzzle becomes all of us fully new together.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yes, yeah, yeah, we leave the penises for last.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, we really dragged that out.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, that is not a terrible idea, not to
mention it's the tiniest pieces, right, Yeah, sure, I'll do
like scrotum or something if we needed, alight, tell philosophy
bag for a bag. Absolutely, I'll gladly do feed.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Is it camera ready right now?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Greg?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Though?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
It is?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yes, yeah, it's very ready, very clear ready? Yeah, does
stay ready?
Speaker 7 (16:25):
I have to check one, make sure that is gone away.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
So every every once in a while we do like
a quick just check up on you know, as things
come through. You know, if you spend something on your
credit card, it'll tell you exactly what it is. I'll
say to my wife, I don't recognize this yours, This
is yours Amazon, same thing. Because we've gotten stuck where
like who is in somebody here get a welding kit
or something?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I think welding kits.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, like like somebody got like a random welding kit
you did, or was that was that mine?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Technically somebody here?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I guess, yeah, somebody.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Here, but yeah, my wife probably caught that one. I've
caught other ones where I'm like, did we order whatever
this is? And no, and so she's got to call
Amazon and say, oh, you know, I'm not sure where
this came from. So I thought we had one of
those here recently, going back to ball maintenance. So in
our Amazon like cart, there was special like private area
(17:24):
Gellette makes it, but it's a special like shaving cream,
but just.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
For your your nethers, okay.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
And then and then they had like a razor that
was developed just for nethers, so not an electric one,
but just like a you know, like an actual raising.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
That because you wouldn't want like menthol type stuff down
there that would burn. That would be a Bernie Bernie.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well, isn't that what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
They have all kinds of like gel or, it doesn't
have to be Menthols or just that with old school
it comes to like the black.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
The red cap.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I forget what, just cream like it's like a heavy
cream cream. Yeah, there's men. Yeah, I'm the originally for
sure anyway, so uh yeah, it's shaving cream.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
And then like a like a ball shaver, like like
what makes it different? No, no, no, I just.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Saw it because it's like those little pictures when you
see like your orders from Amazon. I didn't I didn't
get like a close up. I'm sure you could find
it on the electric manual manual.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Ok.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yeah, and again Gillette, if you're looking it up. Uh,
I'm like, what the hell is this? I thought maybe
it was, you know, my wife used that. I don't
know what she uses a shaver box, you know, but
I tried to maybe, Yeah, I thought something pink. I'm
sure I thought, well, I mean if if something else
has a better job, I don't know. And then quite
quite frankly, I don't care. Right anyway, it turns out no,
(18:44):
it's not my wife. My son had put that in there,
and so we had a.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Really, I'm like, dude, you got to buy that on
the man? What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I said, you completely shaving down broke?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Is it sures?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Bro I'm like, I'm just trying to find out if
this is yours or this is somehow ended up in
our cart.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I would die? Yeah, okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
So I'm like, I'm like, what are you shaving your balls?
His mom's there, his sister's there. Dude, I had I
had the best time of it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It was so I would hate myself. It was so great.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
But look, he's fifteen, and my wife is like where
does he know about this? I'm like, everybody ends up
up alive. He's fifteen years old.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah, like he's fifteen, is there?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I mean I said, I said, so, wait a minute,
when you were fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, whatever, Like at what
point did you not have full bush anymore?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Then?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Like like at what age did you start brooming or whatever?
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Girls doing it?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I think it's the opposite because not until I was eighteen,
I'm like, you were rocking like a full like belly
button the butthole bush until you were eighteen.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
In a bikini and everything.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
She was pretty much Well, I'm sure that's different because
you just get the sides right with the stuff that
would down there.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Might as well.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
But I agree, But like, I don't think anybody. I
don't think it's one of those things where he had
to learn it from So I learned it from watching you, Like,
I don't think it's anything like that. I think it's
just you know, you're fifteen, and you know, you get
pubes growing in and you know, all over the place instead.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Of having like a giant bush.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
But do you have that much when you're a teenager.
I don't remember this beginning.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You can't.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah you can, yeah, if you're like Greek or Italian
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
But I did you get I never considered demandscaping that young.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
No, like trimid uh.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Trimmid up.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
I think it depends on the generation because like for me,
nobody had a bush when I was in high school.
I mean, like you just saying, oh, in a bikini
just shaved the side Like I'm telling you, no one
I knew was doing that, Like there wasn't. I mean
it was it was nothing, because you would be mortified
(20:54):
if anyone thought that you had anything down there.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Oh anything at all?
Speaker 11 (20:58):
Right, Okay, just because of because what was popular at
that time.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Ok if it's starting at what age though, that's see
that this is the question that.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
We probably yeah whatever my school.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, so my son's fifteen, so like fourteen fifteen bikinis though, no,
he's not wearing bikini.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Who's going to see it?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Right?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
No more?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Man, you know he's out in the case. It's like
the same reason you carry the same reason you would
like carry around a condom in your wallet.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
You don't get prepared, you stay prepared.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, it was just in case. He was never
a boy scout. But the boys prepared, I wouldn't be
putting it in my parents Amazon.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Car right, the right, so dumb.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
But but did you guys have up buying a two
pack one.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
From No, no, we just canceled just whatever. Brew broke
this Gellette Intimate by the way, Intimate, Yes, yeah, it's
the same garbage marketing they used for women.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
They just make the the handle family.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah, there's nothing different looking about right.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
And that shows that he doesn't know what he's doing,
because he could have ordered a regular razor and nobody
would have questioned it.
Speaker 12 (22:03):
Now because he got the specific one.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
There's all this questions.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Greg Do you remember where you were like when your
dad showed you how to trim your balls? Like you
guys like kind of stand there.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Over like a hand mirror.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Oh yeah, it was only like five sure, all right,
so I'm going to show you how.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
To do this memory, Yeah, Gregory, I don't forget the underside.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Yeah to ignore. Yeah, listen to father Cory. You want
to get the taint.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
You want to as the grass with the mailbox looks
taller the mirror.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Warm water is essential rain, not against folio. Make sure
you don't forget the lotion.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, and close to the shaft. Yeah, really rub it
in there, Greg, Yeah, it accentuates the ship.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Everybody remembers that, right Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Like I said, and if you if you get fancy,
maybe on a holiday a little ship.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I mean, he's fifteen. How does he not have his
own Amazon now?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Or he just wants one.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I don't know, or use his regular razor or go
store right, so the store. This literally just happened with
my fifteen year old son. He bought himself the weed
whacker manscaping thing because it was on his Christmas list.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
I got Yes Santa for it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah the hell?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Hey mom, I need a pube trimmer.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
There's always those huge displays at Target for manscape.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
As a guy, the only reason you need that is
if you are hooking up, right Yeah, I mean I'm
going to press the guys in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, dude, check out bro.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
But like you do it maybe just like as a
thing that you think you're supposed to do, right, like
you know.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Be prepared well.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Also probably I mean if you are like really hairy
down there and you play sports like your son does,
you probably sweat a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Hmmm.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Yeah, but again I did too when I was at fifteen.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
And yeah, I don't think it's about that. I think
it's just about, like, you know, societal norms.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Guys. You know what I'm saying. Pubes?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, four A four says My brother told me girls
didn't like bush, so I started shaved.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You at fifteen. Oh sweet? All right?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
In general, I'm saying it's not outrageous.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Does he if he was nine, this wouldn't even be
a thing. No pubes.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
But you know what I'm like, Yeah, once grass on
the field, it's an issue. Maybe crabs, Yeah, maybe that's
probably I'll ask him.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I said, so, what do you.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Show if you paint for your honeymoon with laurelvel Mouth?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That Nick ws.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
And Today's Redneck News is from Michigan, where he had
this fellow, Daniel Hudson. He went into a dollar general.
He started stuffing hot pockets into his pants. One of
the employees confronted him, was pissed Daniel off something fierce.
He starts yelling and screaming at the employee. Then reached
into his pocket and pulled out a gun. He thought
(24:53):
it was gonna be a hot pocket, and you threatened
to blow the employee's head off with it. Not willing
to die over some dollar store hot pockets, they let
him get away. After he left, they called the cops.
Nice officers. They tracked Daniel down. They found him at
work in the break room. Get this, he was eating
(25:13):
the stolen hot pockets. At first, he tried to breaking
out the menace excuse generator. He claimed that he didn't
mean to steal them. He had just put them in
his pocket because, quote, he didn't see the clerk at
the checkout. Now they're like, all right, then what was
the gun.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
All about it? That's the question. Yeah, by the way,
he still had that on him.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
He claimed he only got the gun out when he
was taking the hot pockets out of his pants to
pay for them, and the employee finally showed up. This
all makes sense now, all right, Well, then why did
you tell the employee you were gonna blow their head off?
To which he had an answer for that. He said
he was quote basically threatening them end quote, because they
weren't going to let him purchase the hot pockets. They're
(25:58):
not letting me buy them.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay, they don't want to sell their stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah, they didn't buy any of it, they rested them,
they took him the jail. And that's from Michigan. That
is Daniel Hudson who pulled a gun on a Dollar
General employee in the process of stealing a bunch of
hot pockets.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Winner idiot.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And that is today's raid.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Nick, it's a woody show.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Hi, welcome back. So was it Sunday?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Was it was? It was Sunday because it was like
National Popcorn Day or whatever the you know, dumb holidays
like we talked about, and so we were talking about
in our meeting because we love these kind of things,
whether it's the free slurpees at seven to eleven or
when it's a steal, a base, steal, a taco, so
much fun, any kind of thing where we could take
advantage of a situation we're celebrating commerce. Yeah, yeah, we
(26:58):
love and so what what were the what were what
were the rules of our locations?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
The rules was four hundred ounces. That's like it sounds
like a lot.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
That's only like three plus gallons, so even like your
five gallon home depot bucket is too big.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
But they were very loose on the restrictions. Got to
be clean, sanitary under four hundred ounces. And that's basically
it fair.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
And then you guys went independently. You guys didn't go.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
To the theater, right, didn't have a popcorn date?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
No, two different theories, now, Morgan, were you sea bass
has no feeling about any of this kind of stuff?
Were you nervous at all going to this one? Or
a little bit gets nervous for morgasms?
Speaker 12 (27:36):
I know that, Yeah, I really do this one. This
one wasn't as bad though, you know, pretty quick in
and out.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
So we were just trying to think about, like, you know,
what should we go with, what were difficult for them
to fill? And we've done so many of these things
again mostly scatological with diapers and done all the ideas
cloth to me banks or about something that might be
socially undesirable, psychologically hard.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Right.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
So they both went with popcorn buckets. So just a
legit popcorn bucket like you'd see a the at the theater.
But what was on the popcorn bucket was what we
were playing with playing with here. Now what did you
have on yours?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Morgan?
Speaker 12 (28:20):
So I print out pictures of my favorite couple, OJ
and Nicole? Oh yeah, because why just do OJ alone
not overused, you know, he gets enough spotlight anyways.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Alone, you could say, well, I'm a Bills fan.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
Yeah right, yeah, couple's goals.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
So you walk up to the counter. Was the lot
of people.
Speaker 12 (28:41):
Around, no, and I had to kind of like go,
I don't know if SeaBASS you went through this. It's
been a while since I've been to the movies. But
you got to kind of check in with the front
desk people first.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
In some places.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Yeah, yeah, they usually take your ticket before you go inside.
That's correct. So yeah, but that's no purchase necessary, which
was nice.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
Right, So I was like, uh, joined to buy a ticket?
They're like, no, go ahead. And then I walked up
to the counter. Not that busy. I went again. It
was Sunday, so a lot of families.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
There, no, no, but yeah I was the kids have
no idea who Oj or Nicole?
Speaker 12 (29:10):
And I just had you know, my bucket wasn't that big,
so it was kind of okay, under mind down she.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Walks up to the counter and here's how that went.
Speaker 13 (29:20):
National Popcorn Day.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Can I fill up my bucket? My dollars?
Speaker 12 (29:24):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Great?
Speaker 12 (29:25):
Here it is just be careful with it. It's like
that's my favorite couple of all time.
Speaker 13 (29:29):
I don't want to I grew in the.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
Bucket, but just make sure not to get any butter
on Nicole or OJ.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Do you like it?
Speaker 12 (29:40):
I've had it for years since before he kills her
and all that. And you can tell I just you know,
taped those pictures on today and there's wedding pictures, there's
pictures of them from all you.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Know, Yeah, whole life cherished possession.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Don't get any butter on and and way before that happened.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I mean you were were you born yet?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
When was? When was Nicole and Ron murdered? Ninety remember
in the trial four?
Speaker 12 (30:17):
I think I had just been born or not born yet?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Such a fan birth? Yeah, well do you know what
year you're.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Me?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Yeah, it was ninety four, but I don't know that much.
Oh well I was born June sixth, so right before
it happened.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, so she was a fan way before. She looks
for her, she looks really great anyway. Yeah, so there
he goes, continue with the OJ bubber.
Speaker 9 (30:40):
Were you a fan of them?
Speaker 13 (30:41):
I knew him just pripulate the pla oh the incident.
Speaker 12 (30:44):
Yeah, well he I think he played football before I'm
not really sure, but man, they're my favorite couple.
Speaker 13 (30:48):
I love him. Rest some piece of coles, you know,
I think picture of one? Yeah you want to of course?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah, of course was that?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
So that's a second person to wow.
Speaker 12 (31:04):
And I even had a lid because it was the
big tupperware type thing, and the lid had pictures of
them too, and so he like gently put it to
the side as he was filling it up.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
It's very nice because you want to ruin.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
They want to get butter on the car.
Speaker 13 (31:15):
Take picture this one?
Speaker 12 (31:16):
Yeah you want to see actually?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 12 (31:21):
And I told him be careful. It's my favorite bucket.
I've kept it since before he murdered her and all that.
You know, I've been single so long. I hope to
mind someone like that, and.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I hope to find somebody like that. That's what you
want to get, someone who looks at you like yeah
exactly allegedly.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, all right here, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
Have you gotten any cool buckets coming.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
In today or obviously this hype up there?
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Really?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (31:48):
That makes you so cool like.
Speaker 13 (31:50):
A skeleton head? Oh yeah, all right, perfect, thank you
so much, would be greasy.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
Sure, thank you to go home and watch some old
OJ games.
Speaker 13 (32:06):
It wow, all right, thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Got them OJ. Let's say, let's clear you're not like
a football fan. But like if you were a fan
of OJ before the murders. But what else, like, what
else would OJ have been involved in?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Morgan?
Speaker 12 (32:20):
Well, my mom taught me recently he was in a
bunch of commercials.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Commercials, anything else.
Speaker 12 (32:24):
I'm running through the mors yeah for her. Yeah, oh,
Bart told me he's been in some movies.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Movie.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (32:32):
But I mean, let's get to the business. I like it.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Yeah, all right, well she does it. She just have
an OJ tattoo. Alright, OJ tattoo on her body?
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Did you show them? O?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
My god, that would have been great.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
That would have been the deal.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
I thought about it, but then I got to kind
of drop my pants a little to do that.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
And the guy at the popcorn stand would have been
all about it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, would have made that guy's year.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
A popcorn stand might also be sixteen.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yeah, he didn't show him anything. It's that's it's not
the other one then something guy mopping the floors. It's
the it's kind of like on your hip, right.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yeah, but at that point that would have sold it
as like oh this ship is actually legit crazy, not
like about to do something the postgame analysis Morgan.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Go watch j games before he quote did it?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
All right, So that was Morgan's experience with popcorn bucket day. Uh,
we'll take the break and then we'll come back and
then Sea Bass will share what he did when he
went to sit a mark with his bucket. Did he
get popcorn? Did they turn him? I don't even know
it's on his bucket. We'll find out, but we will
find out next.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Hang on.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
Right back, Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Well we got another popcorn bucket to look more into
the Sea Bass brought. God knows what was on that one.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
We will find out.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Going next, phones open eight, you can send us a
text over to to nine eight seven. I'm working on
two hours sleep today, guys. I took my son to
the King's Penguins game last night. Nice. Yeah, So got
home about eleven pm from the game and it was
a big win for the Penguins. Sorry Kings fans. I
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do like the Kings, I just can't root for them
when they're playing my penguin.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
H yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
I mean the Pens sucked this year, so I mean, look,
I know that Dodd he's injured for the Kings. But
it's still fun. It's still a fun experience. The only
thing I didn't like was they do this thing called
brass and beats where it's like these like it's like
a band and with like a DJ beat behind him.
They were doing like, you know, genuine pony and it
(34:54):
was awkward. Oh yeah, yeah everything.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah. Yeah, it was just like a horn section.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, tubos, okay, trombones and I like to hear that. Yeah, yeah,
but it was it was fun. Ran into some uh
some listeners last night.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
That was cool.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Everybodys always super fun. Nice Bailey, No, no.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
But it was just just watching the game. It was
two hours sleep. Oh did you go to after Dark
restaurant in there?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
I did see it, though, it's yeah, I did see it.
And uh, I'm going to the Penguins game against the
Ducks on Thursday night. Yeah, that's gonna be a la one. Well,
it's gonna take a lot, it's gonna take a lot
longer to get.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Home, right, But are you like you seem okay?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
No, I'm fine. Yeah, we just came up a long weekend.
Oh yeah, yesterday was I kept forgetting yesterday it was
a holiday, kept thinking yesterday was Sunday.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I felt like it. Oh yeah, yeah, And it's weird
how a three day weekend feels shorter than a regular WEEKO.
It felt like five minutes long.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Felt pretty I mean, I don't know what's going on
with Greg, and you would think that days would seem
forever because he can't sleep.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
So as I know, And that's yeah, that's what pissed
me off wide away two you.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Show all right, So it is National Popcorn Day and
cinemar theaters they announced this big thing like seven eleven
is done before, about bringing your own cup or slurpees,
where you could bring in a vessel of some kind
and they would fill it with up to three gallons
one hundred ounces, yeah, of their popcorn, their theater corn.
(36:41):
To me, it seemed very successful. I saw numerous people
walking in there with buckets, so yeah, and they did
say because I didn't realize they offered kettle corn, but
I guess they do this and no kettle just had
to be like the regular the.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Radop don't get fancy with us.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah. So Morgan went in there.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
She went to one theater and she had her bucket
outfitted with a bunch of OJ and Nicole photos and
the guy behind the counter really dug it. Yeah, wanted
to taking some pictures. And then another guy walked up
wanted to take pictures of their O J bucket. And
now we have Sea Bass, Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Similar idea?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
See if they would fill a popcorn bucket just based
on what's on the outside. But mine was movie stars
and I'll walk I'll walk through the the stars around
the bucket right here in this first clip.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
All right, here we go, all right, hello, I brought
my own bucket and it's my special home keyer bucket.
I used to watch movies at home, and I put
all my favorite actors on it. She didn't know who
any of these guys were.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Here.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
So this is Kevin Spacey. He was in Horrible Bosses.
Superman returns gold Member with what about this guy? His
name is James Franco. He was in You do know him?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Do you like him?
Speaker 10 (37:49):
He's very sexy. He was in the Interview and of
Mice and Men and Rise to the Pier of the Apes.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
Yeah, do you know this guy?
Speaker 10 (37:57):
He's Armie Hammer, a little ranger and social network he's
pretty cute.
Speaker 13 (38:02):
Too, right me, like a cannibal. Z.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
There's people that work at a movie theater.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yeah, probably is. We forget that employees. These employees are
newborns essentially. Yeah, so these guys haven't been in movies
for young five six years.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
But I know people, at least when I went to
when I was in high school, that people that worked
in the movie theater. They were obsessed with movies. To me,
those are the people in the old school video stores.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yeah, the Quentin Tarantino types. Yeah, working, they were working
the Blockbuster you know. Okay, those are the people who
were I'm going to film school.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yeah it's a film Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I was just kids who are killing time making some money.
So we landed on one army hammer. She knew who
that was. And he's a wanna be acoutable.
Speaker 13 (38:44):
Like a cannibal.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
What.
Speaker 14 (38:47):
Yeah, he was in the movie with Timothy Shallowy too.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
No, oh, I don't know, maybe what you like he
played a cannibal in a movie.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
No, apparently there's like there was going around.
Speaker 13 (38:56):
He's like an actual cannable.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
How do you do that?
Speaker 9 (39:02):
Do you buy used medical waste?
Speaker 13 (39:05):
I don't know, that's just what I'm seeing.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Oh well, I like it quite frankly, man, I'm surprised
cannibal shocked. What yeah, I'm kind of playing, Uh, I
guess slightly are wordy?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Well, you sound like you're just randomly in love with
these guys but don't know their movies exactly.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
I wrote down I got all their movies on here.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
What yeah, I think you're like a special needs individual
of some kind, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Like I do come across that way?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, yeah, James Frank closeted not so closet sure, yeah,
all right, So if she.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
She knows that army hammer a little bit, yeah, here
we go.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
Do you know that this guy is No, that's Andy Dick.
He was in Old School and road Trip and Inspector.
Speaker 15 (39:50):
Jadget all right, well anyway, yeah, what if he was
like just pretending to be a cannibal and they were like, oh,
that's okay, like you know, role playing or whatever.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Yeah, hope it speak me.
Speaker 9 (40:03):
Too, you want to Oh no, that's all right, that's
very nice. Appreciate it. But you got you a lot
of popcorn day?
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yeah, all right, she's like a murderer.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah, you see him coming trying to sign to close.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
A busy day. All right, sessions stand.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
I'll be waiting, licking the window, staring at you, and.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
I brought you guys at popcorn.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Five bucks is not.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
A good deal for even three gallons of popcorn.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
But yeah, he buttered it himself, thinking about James Franco.
All right, well there you go, the first ever popcorn
bucket promotion at cinema A great success.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Went well?
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Yeah, all right, more what shows next? Have you lost
your mind? You disgusted me right back, Sammy. Didn't you
read or listen to your first audio books?
Speaker 11 (40:59):
I did listen to my first audio book, and I
loved it.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Between reading in the audio book, what do you enjoy
more this one?
Speaker 11 (41:08):
I really liked the audiobook it was but I listened
to mel Robbin's new book They'll Let Them Theory?
Speaker 12 (41:15):
It was great.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
And so she is, you know, like a motivational speaker
and stuff like that. So I don't know yet if
I would like just a regular book versus something like this.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Here again my point. We're talking to Mark Thompson from
Mark and Brian, who was here last week. Same thing
with any of like Adam Carolla's books or anybody anybody
else like that who they make their living off spoken word,
right and communicating for a living, and the guys Mel
Robins does I think it's better to hear her book
from her own voice, her own mouth.
Speaker 11 (41:47):
I do see what you're saying now, right, Yeah, because
I bought Mark's book and I read it, but I
think I need to listen to.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
It because there's so many times like if there's an
author of just like a novel, right, and you don't
know that author, you don't know what they other than
what they say. It's different than you assign your own
voice to it. But what it's somebody that you know
who they are and what they sound like. You're already
reading it in their voice. Hear them, so you might
as well hear them. And and not to mention they
also when you get their book, their audio book, a
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lot of times there's tangents, stuff that's not in the book.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
It's like a lot of.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Extra They go off script hard.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Yeah, because they're reading about, you know, their their own life. Yeah,
they're one part of their story. They go, actually there's
more to that. This is not the book, but blabblah,
I just learned it's the extras extra.
Speaker 14 (42:38):
Yeah, I mean, I definitely recommend audiobooks.
Speaker 12 (42:41):
Sign up for Audible.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I know, what did you learn from the Mel Robbins book.
Speaker 11 (42:46):
Well, I learned a lot in terms of just letting people.
It's kind of like, let people be who they are.
Speaker 14 (42:52):
You don't have to.
Speaker 11 (42:54):
Do anything, try to mix things for them, don't try
to anything.
Speaker 14 (42:58):
If someone's upset about them, let them upset.
Speaker 11 (43:01):
All right, good, good, Yeah, I highly recommend.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
I think we will benefit from this the most.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Filter. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
This is The Woodie Show and into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Tuesday morning, January
the twenty first five. That's great, gory. Hi, Woody, there's menace.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
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Speaker 2 (43:33):
He serves as our social media director.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
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We were on TikTok. I guess we still are.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
TikTok's still here. Guys got here, Yeah, we have a
and they did get banned.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
They shut themselves down.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah, but you didn't. You didn't sign up for that
new one.
Speaker 16 (43:53):
For us, right, that red red No, because it's okay, dumb.
Yeah you heard it your first, so yeah, you heard
it here first. Anyway, there's Gina grad Good morning. We
got Sea Bass, Yeah, we.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four
Wooding send us eight text over to two to nine
eight seven. So we're gonna get caught up on some
of the trending news headlines. One of the things I saw, man,
we have a we have a rash of these. It's
I'm not ready to call it like an epidemic, but
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thirty one year old woman in Florida arrested on drug
possession charges for the second time this month. This time
she was caught with methan some other stuff. And tell
me if this sounds familiar, because it should. She had
the drugs in the bag that was labeled definitely not
a bag full of drugs, dude. This is at least
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the third time this has happened in the past year.
So a different woman was caught with drugs in the
bag that was labeled the exact same way July of
last year, and then again in October, another woman, what
is happening, was caught with drugs in a bag labeled
bag of drugs. I'll tell you what's happening? Menace more
available on Amazon for fourteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Well, yeah, well so yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
I think the first chick she got busted and she
had this thing and then all of a sudden it
started because they Again there's one on Etsy I see
for twenty three bucks, and their their makeup bags say
for the record, you're not supposed to put your drugs
in there?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Uh says it on there?
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yeah, well, he says, travel supplies, tech gear, art tools, cosmetics,
and more.
Speaker 7 (45:29):
I'm seeing about twenty different versions of and some of
them say actually bag full of drugs. Some go the opposite.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Ooh that's cool, So like for meds, so you can
you can get in on the action.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
And who wouldn't want to?
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Oh, Greg, that's like my bag. My tote bags has totes,
my goats on it and there's a picture of a goat.
I do it for my own amusemage. Maybe people are
doing this for their own ammusing say these are.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Cute girls being funny, Yeah, funny, silly, Greg, Yeah, I
think you'll appreciate this. Tell me I actually have a
toiletry bag now for when I travel.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
You did before Hiplock had.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
A ziplock, like a gallon ziploc bag. Interesting, Well, look
up my briefcases like this. I don't carry a backpack
or like any kind of bag with that. Yeah, No,
I got a it's it's just a convenience store bag.
And I bring stuff in and out every day with that.
And people go, well, dude, don't you have a more
professional I'm like, no, this is my backpack, my my briefcase.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
And you just got a toiletry bag. I did.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
Well. Okay, so travel so much? No, I know this
is interesting. Yeah, so I uh, I don't know about that,
but yeah, not riveting. No, I'm saying I'm coming up
in your world, you know what I.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Mean, coming up, stepping into adulthood.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Somebody who travels so much doesn't have no I figured
Greg is one of the things that he is judging. Well,
I was, And that's funny. Bring that up because my
my brother at Christmas time, I recently saw him. He
arrived and was going to stay the night at my
parents' place and he was holding a toothbrush, holding some toothpaste,
holding it somebody, and I said, you don't have a
toiletry bag.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
No, you don't toothbrush in your I'm very much like
you do a house, you know, like that's like bachelor
dude kind of stuff. You know, like I still have
a lot of whether it's the bag that I'm walking
in and out of, you know, work with, or or
this thing.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
Well my thing is like why am I putting a
bag inside of a bag?
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Well?
Speaker 4 (47:31):
I mean it does keep every find Yeah, No, I'm
I just like ziplock it.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
But I got this gift over the holiday. It was
like from a business associate type thing where you know,
like goes.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Is it their name on it?
Speaker 4 (47:44):
No, it doesn't. But it's like some fancy bag company
I've never heard of before.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
And wait, did we get from the same people? Maybe
what you get?
Speaker 7 (47:53):
Is it blue?
Speaker 16 (47:54):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (47:54):
I saw him at Yes, Yeah, they saw him at
Instrument Outfitters. It's like everybody ross, Yeah, I got I.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
Know what I'm talking because I'm like, I didn't know
what this is. So I looked it up and and
like just a stupid toiletry bag. If you wanted to
buy it was like a hundred leather No, no, no,
it's but I'm like I'm as well, so I was
like I might as well use it.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
This is very it's a very nice gift.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
A lot of high school kids will get the backpack kids.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
It's fancy.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
I would have never bought it. I would have never
bought it in a billion years, but the figure. Since
I got it, might as well use it.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
The logo.
Speaker 7 (48:27):
The logo is a white circle with a red lettering.
I forget the name.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Yeah, anyway, it's a SAMI brand.
Speaker 14 (48:34):
I know what you're talking about it.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (48:38):
It starts with.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
No, it's not hershel, No, it's not her. It's like
some I don't know, some German sounding name. I think
if I'm remembering correctly.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
It's big. It's big with the whites. Well perfect, I'm
a white.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
Froll raven kunkin.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
That's what this says. It's it's very like snordic.
Speaker 7 (49:04):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah, y'all I guess it is, y'all ron gear.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yeah, sure, yeah, like a hundred bucks. That's so.
Speaker 7 (49:14):
They saw again, they saw Matt Urban Outfitters and stuff.
Speaker 6 (49:17):
Well, congratulations, thanks, welcome to Dolph.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yeah. So, for the longest time, my wife was on
me because you remember, dude, this was a decade ago
that they had us doing some poker tournament at a
casino and for the first like X number of people
they got this Woody Show wallet. It's like the cheapest,
crappiest it's not even a pleather like thing, and it
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had like a like a little metal piece on it
that just said the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
It's supposed to be funny.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
No, it's just it's one.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
Of those like, uh, you know that some some businesses
will get pens done their name on it, chip clips.
It was supposed to be that. But a wallet things
probably twenty five cents. That was my wallet up until recently.
I don't spend money on that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I sure don't.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
I will spend money on certain things, but like I don't,
it is I don't spend money. I said this, and
after that thing fell apart, I would just carry everything
loose in my pants pocket. I had loose cash, loose
credit cards, my insurance card, my driver's license is loose.
And my wife is the yelling.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
And she goes, you know, you can afford a wallet,
You can afford band.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
And even this to be given the toiletry bag.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
You didn't buy it, No, I didn't buy it, but
I did buy the wallet. I ended up because I
saw it got sucked in by it, and that sucker
pretty good on Instagram. It's a King's loot is a name.
It's one of those where it's like, you know, things plounce.
Oh that is cool, but it's also like nice and
you know compact compact.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Yeah, anyway, what's the deal with the metal wallet? So
there was any good? Yeah, they're not. I want that.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
My butt hurts so bad I can yeah, ever since
Good weekend. Yeah it happened to you since going on
zet bound. Like, my ass hurts so much? What yeah, like,
are you injecting your ass? No, it's just you know,
I lost a.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Little less fat in your ass. It's like way bonier cool.
Speaker 7 (51:15):
Yeah, and that's why I I've been standing in the
studio a lot because like, my ass hurts so bad.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I can imagine problem I ass. Do you keep your
wallet in your back pocket?
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (51:26):
I do, Yeah, but I've been taking it out a
lot lately, so much.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
It's gonna have to start doing leg day. Menis really well,
we've been talking about Menace for years. He has no
I don't know, Samy, have you even seen this? He
has no range of motion, like if even if he
holds onto the counter and tries to do a squat,
he'll fall over.
Speaker 14 (51:42):
Oh yeah, I did see him try to do a squat.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Oh yeah, I can't. Tony Horton, Yeah, doing a workout
with us.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
He's like, dude, are you serious?
Speaker 7 (51:51):
Dominican Republic?
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Couldn't be couldn't leave it cush it alkright?
Speaker 4 (51:56):
So, speaking of cheap between my grocery store bag, the
wall that there was like disintegrating, is it bluck? And
then you know, not having a travel toiletre thing or whatever.
Gina can't give me any crab. She was telling me
about how she's got a fitted sheet okay, that it's
got a tear in the middle of it. Right, So
(52:16):
the fitted sheet that goes over the mattress. Yeah right,
it's got the elastic corners, and said, okay, so it's
got a tear in the middle, and instead of throwing
it away, she sewed it back together.
Speaker 5 (52:29):
Oh and not only did I not only did I
sew it back together, I laid on the bed and
sewed it while it was already on, like fitted on
the bed. I was doing surgery because it's a great sheet.
It's so soft. I've had it forever and I didn't
want to.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
I think I I was it holding together because if
that's where the tear was, it had to be ultra
thin there. Yeah it is, and there's no.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
It had a little rip and I think in the
middle of the night I kicked it, so I kind
of like split it open.
Speaker 4 (52:53):
I was of, you know, you can buy other soft sheets.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
I like this one.
Speaker 6 (52:57):
So is this tacky of me? Or is this I
get in even Greg, what's wrong with that that it
has a.
Speaker 5 (53:03):
Big, giant, like haphazard sewn up whip stitch in the
middle of my sheep.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
I'm the first to say that we're all way too
obsessed with getting more stuff. I'm with you, why not
fix the stuff you have? Like it green? It's like
it's your favor. Then you totally lost being green. Well
what fixed?
Speaker 4 (53:23):
I went to I went to a hockey game with
my son and we got two.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
You got a coke?
Speaker 4 (53:30):
I got a coke zero regularly, like what would be
a medium size at a.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
Fast food at McDonald's.
Speaker 4 (53:39):
Maybe, yeah, exactly how much with tax?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Two?
Speaker 4 (53:44):
Well, I'm not gonna say, because I was recently at
the same spot, the same there's the cup. You can
see it in my hand.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
A game.
Speaker 6 (53:51):
Yeah, all right, together with tax I'm gonna say seventeen.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
Dollars, twenty four greg, twenty three dollars change. And the cup,
the cup is like this, and it's not like a
souvenir cup collectible. No, they just they don't offer regular
paper cups. It was just this cup and it even
says on it, please return me, I'm reusable. Hey, f off,
I just pay twenty three dollars. I'm keeping the cup.
(54:16):
As ugly as this thing is, it doesn't have the
name of the team on it and nothing. It's just
an ugly ass reusable cup. You keep that At a principle,
I was either going to take it home with me
or throw it in the garbage. Yeah, feed it to
a dolphin something.
Speaker 11 (54:28):
But what do they mean reusable? Like are they recycling it?
Or that means that you could have possibly got a use.
Speaker 4 (54:33):
Because no, because they have yellow They have yellow collection
bins throughout the venue and you can put them in there,
and I guess they wash them.
Speaker 6 (54:42):
Oh so your cup was used for sure?
Speaker 4 (54:44):
Maybe I have no idea anyway, every glass of use
at a restaurant has been used. Yeah that's true, true, yeah, true,
And I just realized, I congratulate Gena for sewing a sheet,
and yet I've sold cars because they had scratched.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Exactly right, We're dirty.
Speaker 4 (55:01):
Scratches that had been repaired. And like when I looked
at it, couldn't tell. He goes, you can't see, No, no,
I can't see it, And then you can really see.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah. Yeah, so's.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
More.
Speaker 4 (55:16):
When he shows next Woody show, great, she is seated
next to the glory hall.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
She's tongue flicking.
Speaker 4 (55:31):
What's on this show?
Speaker 1 (55:38):
All right?
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Tuesday morning, Gina grad one of the trending news headlines.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
Let's start with something that doesn't have to do with
the inauguration.
Speaker 6 (55:46):
How about football?
Speaker 7 (55:47):
All right?
Speaker 5 (55:48):
Yeah? In a crazy National Championship game, Ohio State beat
Notre Dame thirty four to twenty three, which makes their
sixth title and first in a freaking decade. The Buckeyes
powered through a late Dame comeback with a fifty six
yard pass to Jeremiah Smith. This win was especially sweet
for Ohio State since it came in just seven weeks
after a huge loss to Michigan that put coach Ryan
(56:12):
ryan Day's job in jeopardy. This was the first time
the Big Ten has taken back to back wins in
eighty years. Michigan took the top spot last year.
Speaker 6 (56:23):
Were you guys.
Speaker 5 (56:23):
Excited about that?
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Wasn't watching.
Speaker 5 (56:26):
I was gonna say, like, are you as involved or
invested in college?
Speaker 2 (56:30):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
But typically I would watch the National championship. But I
was out at another sporting event.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Oh with my son, Oh so bonding down. Yeah, we
went to the hockey game, father Sunday. Father.
Speaker 7 (56:42):
Sometimes in general, I didn't get a lot of hype
around this.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
I think it, yeah, because.
Speaker 5 (56:47):
You didn't have your phone out during the.
Speaker 4 (56:49):
Because I watched then, you know, Notre Dame scored the touchdown.
I saw the beginning of it. Right, Notre Dame scores
a touchdown and it's like thirty one unanswered points.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Yeah, you know, it's like, oh, okay, well, Notre Name's
just getting their ass kicked. I've never understood people like
I've known so many Notre Dame fans that didn't go there.
Don't know anybody because they watched Rudy Dude. Yeah, they're
just Not Dame fans movie logo?
Speaker 7 (57:10):
Are they Catholic?
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Greg?
Speaker 4 (57:11):
And also Notre Dame is always on television. I think
no matter where you lived, you can watch Notre Dame
like ABC would always run the Notre Dame game.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
I remember that makes sense? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (57:22):
Well, Detroit Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson has said yes
to becoming the Chicago Bears head coach, even though the
contract is still being hammered out. This will be the
first head coaching job for Ben Johnson, who was mostly
considered the top candidate on the market. After spending the
past three seasons as the Lions offensive coordinator under Dan Campbell.
He joined Detroit stapf in twenty nineteen after seven years
(57:44):
as an assistant with the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
Okay, buttholes do I actually I know I'm right a lot.
But do I get the credit for calling it months ago?
When I said that the Lions were going to lose,
They're going to go to the playffs where they're going to
lose in their first game of the playoffs, whether it
was the wildcard round.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
Disconnect, there's no cault for that kind of line.
Speaker 13 (58:04):
Right's luddy, vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
You've got a dirty horsh mouth.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, all to relax.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
I had to dump out of myself.
Speaker 7 (58:18):
Cost word, it was no, it was about half one.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I could have gotten away with it. But anyway, it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
They had a dump out of my apologies, Like, oh,
you're having crazy the Lions are winning the Super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (58:29):
I'm like, nah, dog, so now where did you see
the weakness coming?
Speaker 5 (58:33):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (58:33):
And it's it didn't turn out to be his fault,
but like you know, I'm not a big Dan Campbell fan.
Fourth to fifteen, we're going yeah, exactly, we're down by three.
We could kick the field goal and tied up.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Nope, we're going for it.
Speaker 4 (58:44):
Okay, And I'm like, man, this is I saw stuff
like that that was going to turn around and burn them.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Then it's not.
Speaker 7 (58:50):
What happened is a quarterback in a real terrible game.
Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yeah, I mean they just had an awful game. But yeah,
I mean like, and I like Daniels the quarterback for
the Commanders. He's exciting the watch and he's a I mean,
badass Rookielet's see if he can keep that going.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:05):
No, I don't want to stroke you too much here.
But you also called Bills Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
well yeah, because the Raven well, both of those organizations
are world class chokers, but like between.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
Two chokers to choke more.
Speaker 4 (59:22):
Yeah, and of course it's gonna be anytime Lamar Jackson
gets thrown off his game, and especially that early because
it was too bad and they were both on him.
He threw an interception and then he put the ball
on the ground. You know that guy like he gets
in his head more than I think. All these guys
do it, I guess to a certain extent. But thank
god they're out. I hate them so much. To bet
Ratbirds Baltimoren's love Right. What do you think though, Chiefs
(59:49):
versus Bills. I mean, I would love the Bills to
go further, but yeah, I'd be fine with the other one.
I just think like the Chiefs always find a way
to win. Man, And you got my homes the great quarterbacks. Man,
Look at all the quarterback I mean, Jalen Hurts is
the weak link and he's good. And the four teams
that are left.
Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
Yeah, right, because it's all the one and two se
he's except for.
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Yeah, But I like.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Josh Allen Baller right, Mahomes duh, right.
Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
Just wait till the last day.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Daniels for Washington, I mean he's a rookie, but still
everything you've seen this season, the guy is like he's
got ice in his veins, like nothing phases it. He
says rookie and nothing phases him, and he got hurts.
Oh he's so hot, which I know you guys think
he's sexy.
Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
Oh my god, I wasn't here for that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Yeah he's a pretty man.
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Yeah, all right. Well.
Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
President Trump's inauguration yesterday went mostly by the book, other
than the fact that it was moved indoors because of
the weather. Lots to talk about how he did not
put his hand on the Bible when he took the
oath of office, but there's no law requiring that, by
the way, it's just tradition. Once he was sworn in,
one of the first things he did was to close
the southern border. He declared a national emergency and is
(01:00:57):
sending troops to make sure that all illegal entry is stopped,
and is now processing the return of millions of people
who came here illegally to go quote back to the
places from which they came. He then got busy signing
a ton of other executive orders, including the one that
delays the ban on TikTok for seventy five days, and
they say they'll work with him on a long term solution.
(01:01:18):
Other than that. He signed executive orders revoking seventy eight
executive actions from the Biden administration. The government will now
only acknowledge two sexes, male and female. No more X
on your license and all that stuff gender neutral markers.
He designated drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations. He declared
a national emergency to vastly expand domestic drilling and undo
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the Biden administration's electric vehicle mandates and incentives. DEI programs
ended inside federal agencies. And he's reinstating military service members
who objected to the COVID vaccine manate mandate and they
get full back pay.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Yeah, eight five years of retroactic was from when they
decided that everybody had to have the vaccine. Five years
of backpay rip Mega Federal.
Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Workers must also return to the office in person, and
new I R S agents have been put on pause.
Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
We could list these all day, but we would literally
be here all.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Day one of them.
Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
This is just day one, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
I don't know if you watched any of it, but
did you see the sound issue with Underwood?
Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
It was kind of awkward long pause. No, she did great,
but the long pause I was waiting for the music.
Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
That's when you realize how long a minute is, because
that was almost a minute of like what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
I gotta ask Sea Bass because a lot of people
were talking about the hand gesture.
Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
That stage and tagging you unfortunate the.
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Capital one arena and interesting handgate choice of ye expression there.
If you just watch it without the audio or the
lead up, it looks like Elon Musk is maybe joining something,
not not saving unsavory.
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yeah, when you like a Nazi.
Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
Salution like like my heart goes out to all of you,
and he starts with his hand from his heart and
I'm not even going to repeat it so it's not.
Speaker 10 (01:03:05):
Screenshot it, and then he kind of like it's kind
of it's basically what he should have done, like all
of you.
Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
But it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
It wasn't just one time.
Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Well yeah, cause he had to get the whole arena.
Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
He should have started with hand to like his mouth
like nah like that because that's basically all I did.
Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
But he did that.
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
You know, it's interesting you explaining that because I did
not see or hear.
Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
You did what you did not see.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
You getting? Yeah, I see as well.
Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
I did not see correct, uh, any any of it.
I just knew it was like a headline that people
were talking about, like maybe if.
Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
He just turned his palm over, it worked.
Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
Here's what I'm saying, like.
Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
More like more like theater doors exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
Yeah, palm down good.
Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
And by the way, the a d L, the Anti
Defamation League came out and said, hey, guys, come on,
let's settle down. This is not what he was doing.
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Okay, let's take our lead from the ADEL. They're not
freaking out.
Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
We're probably okay, job.
Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
It is to freak out about nies.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
You mentioned sound issues Billy ray Cyrus, who I thought
was rob Rob.
Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Yeah, okay, so the guitar didn't work, did you see
any well? How about just his voice?
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
All right? So you guys know he was.
Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
On that song with a little NASA's old town bro.
I mean you couldn't escape that when it came out, right,
So this is town this supposed to sound came. I
thought this is a fair example because there it's just
some little white white lights. I would saying wispy, little
white whispy, not waspy wispy guitar in the background, right,
(01:04:53):
so you just see it's all his voice. So it's
it's a pretty fair.
Speaker 12 (01:04:57):
A to B.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I'm going right till I came home.
Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Well, here's how it sounded yesterday at the Liberty Ball
for the inauguration.
Speaker 9 (01:05:08):
I'm gonna take my whole down road.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
I'm gone up, I came no mo oh, shell, could
put your hands together now like that if you encourage
about keep going.
Speaker 15 (01:05:22):
So does anybody know the words?
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
He breaking heart?
Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Else creature a little bit.
Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
Let's see what he is.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
My guitar still on. I think they cut me off. Yeah,
they should cut you off of the bar. The sound
guy came out nine hundred times. It was so awkward.
Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Is okay, But it's for the cools that he and
his daughter have the same same spo voice.
Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Yesterday was also a big day for pardons.
Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
On his way out the door, Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
And issued preemptive partons to the whole family, his wife,
his brother is, siblings, their spouses. He also preemptively pardoned
doctor Anthony Tauci, retired General Mark Milly, members of the
House committee that investigated the January sixth attack on the
Capitol other allies Fauci and Bryden's brother's pardon cover everything
and anything that could possibly come up, all the way
(01:06:13):
back to January twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
But Biden wasn't the only.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
In twenty four to anything in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Some people said it was like a Ukraine thing or something.
Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Well, I mean eight years ago, I'm going to guess
you got a part that you can go. Yeah, Biden
wasn't the only one handing up pardons. President Trump pardon
and commuted sentences for more than fifteen hundred people who
were charged with crimes in the January six riots at
the Capitol.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Everybody's pardon, you get a party, you get a pardon.
Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Wy it's certainly going to set a president. I think
everybody on their way out the door.
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Is going to get challenge too.
Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Yeah, for sure, zero to political, he said.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Even if Elon did that awkwardly, he's never come out
to say, oh my bad, that's not what I meant.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
It is what it is. They're not apologies on Twitter.
Yeah he is, ye liar.
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Yeah, but also he doesn't really strike me the kind
of guy who's gonna like this. I feel the need
to respond to anybody or anything.
Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Ever, he's got what they call fu money, that's right, Yes, yeah,
he's got f me money.
Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
He's got everybody, all of us money.
Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
And there's a winter storm Bruin that's supposed to bring
heavy snow and ice around the southern region from Texas
to North Florida.
Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
This week in Texas, both Houston Airports announced flights would
be suspended because of these conditions. Governors in Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama,
they've even declared states of emergency in many schools.
Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Cancers like New Orleans and Baton rugers to getting snow
or at least forecasts for snow and snowplows.
Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
Yeah, right, And around forty million people were under some
type of weather hazard yesterday. More than five hundred and
seventy flights canceled by Monday afternoon, along with more than
fifty eight hundred delays. Dam And that's what's going on.
Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
With Thank you very much, Ginagrad.
Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
Got it shut up.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
How about our daily mention of Japan Shout out Japan and.
Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
For today's Daily mentioned an aquarium over there was closed
for renovations last month, and the employees noticed that a
massive sunfish just wasn't doing so hot. It stopped eating.
It just seemed sick. And it took a minute, but
they figured out what was going on. It turns out
he was just lonely.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
You guys. Fish Apparently that's so sad he missed seeing
people come visit.
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
And so the employees put a bunch of cardboard cutouts,
you like they did at the stadiums during COVID. They
put a bunch of cardboard cutouts next to its tank.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
And he's doing much better now.
Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
Stupid, smart enough to know he needs people, dumb enough
not to know they're not people.
Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Yeah, exactly thing.
Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Yeah, what kind of renovations do you do in an aquarium?
Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
I wonder, No, maybe they need some new floors, some
new corn castle, new corn Yeah, yeah, new new scuba
diver next to a treasure jest.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Your fake ship. Yeah, oh poor thing, a little baby
baby starfish.
Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Yeah eight seven seven forty four, woody lazy gentlemen, you.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Bondaga brothers, Mama bird, lazy gentlemen, you.
Speaker 12 (01:09:31):
Bondega breaths disease from food and menaces.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Show And we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. My name is that's Great Gory.
We got menace ga gratis. Here, there's sea bass. Hello,
they're Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
go ahead and text us over to two to nine
(01:09:58):
eight seven. Well the check on Greg Gory, oh my gosh,
randomly that no particular reason. But every once in a while,
like I'm I'm making more of an effort to just say, hey,
how are you doing, to check in yeah, for no
reason whatsoever. And I think everybody who works in the
show knows that the if I detect something's going on,
I will pull you aside and go, hey, everything a right,
(01:10:19):
you know, But I'm just trying to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
For no reason. Okay, well I actually have a reason
to be concerned about myself. Is like, legit? Are you
just no? I legit? Have you ever said or thought
something that you realize in retrospect was probably the dumbest
thing you've ever thought or said. Yeah, like I thought
about you. What even when somebody asked us what time
(01:10:41):
it was in a dark room and then you use
your phone as a light to look at your watch,
the phone had the time, like idiots, right, yeah, you're right.
It was one of those times a thousand. So I
got a little weekend beach place, and I was there
the other day and I got there before Mario did,
and I took a long walk with the dog, and
(01:11:01):
I saw, because it's wintertime, they have all the lifeguard
towers off the beach and over in this random parking lot.
Every lifeguard tower had huge yellow signs on them that
said no lifeguard on duty. So I'm thinking, oh, I
can't wait to tell Mario about how stupid that is.
This would be like going up to a big building
(01:11:22):
that says restroom and then the sign when you get
close to it, no toilets. I said, this is so stupid.
A restaurant that doesn't have food, a lifeguard tower it
says no lifeguard on duty. This is so stupid. So
then he arrives, we go for the same exact walk,
and I point out, I said, I'm so glad you're here.
Look at all these lifeguard towers. Every single one has
four yellow signs saying no lifeguard on duty. That is
(01:11:46):
so dumb. It's a lifeguard tower. And he's looking at me,
letting me do my ran, letting me continue on like
a blithering idiot. Let him cook. I did my restroom thing. Cook. Yeah,
he's just watching me with look in his face like
you're insane. And I did the whole bathroom thing. Why
would you walk up to a building that said bathroom
(01:12:07):
and there's no toilets when you get there. Why would
you go into a restaurant if they had no food?
Would you go to a coffee shop and then walk
up to it a cafe? And then it says, by
the way, we don't serve coffee here. This is so stupid,
This makes no sense. Long pause, and he says, when
there is a lifeguard there, what they do is they
take all those four little doors and they raise them up.
(01:12:28):
That means there's a lifeguard there. When there's not a
lifeguard there, they lower those little hatches or whatever you
call it. And then there's the sign no lifeguard on
duty because there's no lifeguard there. Right. That made no
sense to me. When I saw it on my own,
I thought, why would you put a no lifeguard on
duty sign on a lifeguard stand? It freaked me out.
Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
I thought, why does that freak you out?
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Isn't that stupid?
Speaker 14 (01:12:54):
I still don't understand what you're not getting like.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
What you didn't get why a lifeguard stand and would
have a sign that says no lifeguard on it?
Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
But if there's no.
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Life guards, So you didn't understand that it was like
a closed so you don't run up to the lifeguard
stand thinking there is.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
No I'm thinking, why would you have a lifeguard stand
that says no lifeguard on duty?
Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
But if there is no lifeguard in it? Do you
just like tip the stand over, like take it away?
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
But what I didn't understand was the signs are on
a little door that's on hinges above. When there is
a lifeguard there, that thing is opened up the side
and then when you lower it, it says.
Speaker 14 (01:13:32):
No life So you thought there was never lifeguards in
these towers?
Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Well I thought that was just the tower. They go
inside of it. And I thought, why would you have
a no lifeguard on duty sign on a lifeguard tower?
I get it if it was a beach that had
no lifeguards.
Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
God, And I thought I'd beat myself over something stupid.
This is stupid hitting myself up all the time over
really dumb stuff. That's even dumb. I thought, I maybe
you should be concerned about, like no, like it's not
doesn't even come across when you're telling the story.
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Is that big a deal? Really?
Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Yeah, Like you're freaking out about something that trying to
make sense. Is like a school bus with a sign
that says not a bus. You just weren't getting it.
Wasn't like you know something like, oh God, how could
have been so stupid? You just warn't getting it.
Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
Sometimes there's a lifeguard that today is not one of
those days?
Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Right? But then I thought, why would you have that
sign on a lifeguard stand? I get having a sign
on a beach that has no lifeguards on it when
you walk to the beach that says no lifeguard on duty,
But why would you put that on the actual lifeguard stand?
Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
I mean, how dumb can you be if you have
a quote little beach place?
Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
True? Can be so stupid? Right, I'm losing my mind.
It made perfect sense. When you see it, you go oh,
because when you open it, you can't see the sign,
and that means there's a lifeguard. I was explanatory, you.
Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Should write this down just to make sure like it's
not happening too frequently, that these moments are happening.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I agree, because I was should I get an MRI
or something wrong with my brain, like, what is.
Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
It makes sense?
Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
Once Mario said.
Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
That it made perfect sense, which made my initial rant
and rave about how dumb it was even stupid got it? Huh?
All right, don't you think I should be? Isn't that?
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
I think I should?
Speaker 11 (01:15:18):
I agree, I know, I understand that it was that
you weren't getting, but your problem solving skills on your
own to get there to figure out why it would
be that way, and instead you just went straight to rage.
Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
So my problem is the rage, not the incompetent you
wanted to.
Speaker 14 (01:15:32):
I think you wanted to be enraged about something.
Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Well it was a simple case of not getting and
you just took it to a different ball.
Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
But it's a good premise. But then he explained it
to you and that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
It makes sense, And then I felt even stupid or understood.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
This person says they went to a breakfast place called toast.
They don't serve French toast.
Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
That's a crime.
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
The way to apologize, and said she hears it every day,
Well they should probably do, so think about that place
isn't called French toast? No, you would think they have
it all kinds of toast regular sweet rye French.
Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Yeah, you want me to french.
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
This for you?
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Yeah, well, let's go to our in house genius. Say, yes,
if you saw a lifeguard stand and it was plastered
in no lifeguard and wouldn't you find that weird?
Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
So I guess from what it sounds like, Greg, it's
the style of sign that it confused you because it's
like a permanent fixture to the Yes, right, it wasn't
just like they put an a frame.
Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
On all four sides and then when there is a
lifeguard there, they open them up. Right, you don't see it?
I said, I see a scene.
Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
How you could make that sort of first impression? Okay,
I was, But then then then formulate a little stand
up bit about it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Well, that would be just like I thought, of all
places to put that sign, you put it on a
lifeguard stand. Made no sense to me? Well, Greg, I was.
That's so I'm glad you did a wellness check. I
guess I should. I feel not too bad about myself.
I don't hate it, Okay, I was worried to tell
you guys, I thought you think I was insane. I've
heard way dumber things.
Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Really, this is odd, but it's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Because when I had when it when I figured it out,
or when it was explained to me, I thought, oh,
I'm afraid to even tell you this. It's that bad.
Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
Did Mario look at you with just scorn or sadness?
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
It was kind of sadness. Okay, I'm gonna let him
do his stupid.
Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Way wear himself out.
Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Is that what you interpreted, because it's probably just he
wasn't getting either. He's not getting while you're not pointed
so much not getting happening. He pointed it out to
him within the blink of an eye. He said, well,
they lift that door.
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
I am not any kind of medical expert, but I'm
willing to bet that you're just fine.
Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Oh, thank you. It's not that big a deal. Okay,
I thought it was on the end of days.
Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting when you
said that you were really concerned, but it wasn't that.
I think it's pretty stupid eight seven four Wooding, you
can hit us up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven. You know who I really want
to check in on. There's been so much going on
in her life lately. Is Morgan the latest in the
(01:18:11):
world of Morgan, Like, what's happening?
Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
She's not?
Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
Do you think she's well?
Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
She was overwhelmed last week?
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Do you think she's blue? I think a little bit. Okay,
well we'll find out.
Speaker 12 (01:18:25):
I feel like I was easily persuaded.
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
You can be persuaded persuaded. I started with a wellness
check on Greg. I'm not even sure how I feel
about that now. I was so random work. Yeah, and
then I wanted to just remind me. I wanted to
check back in with Morgan.
Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
You said, Now, I'm kind of concerned because you said
she's seems kind of blue.
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
I thought last week she seemed to be well, she
was overwhelmed.
Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
Yeah, so that's when I noticed that.
Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
I told you before the break, like when I noticed
there's something off about somebody who works here on the show,
I always pull them aside privately and hey, everything, all right,
what's going on? And she just told me that she
was she was over Are you better now?
Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Better?
Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
All right.
Speaker 12 (01:19:09):
By the way, I've gotten pulled aside by you a
lot for wellness checks.
Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Well, yeah, why because you don't have a poker face.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
You really do.
Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
I really got to learn how to fake it, you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
I think the best poker face for when issues going down?
Uh bomb And besides sea bass, but he's a motionless
yeah hell yeah, but stay poker. Yeah, very robotic would
probably be menace, wouldn't you agree?
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Yeah, yes, definitely. Nobody hear. Yeah, I don't want to
bring my outside drama to work.
Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Good count.
Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
The rest I think if it was good, i'd share it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Well, I mean, like you didn't say anything for a
while about you know, like when your dog's when when
the dog got sick. But I know, but you could
I'm saying, when something important is going on, typically you
could tell whether you know, you know anything about it,
but you could tell if something's wearing on somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Definitely, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:20:00):
And it's like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
I think a lot of people, I mean, if it's
too vague and they don't really know what's going on,
but they're like constantly like sharing, They're kind of just
looking for Yeah, yeah, but my dog has cancer. I'm
really concerned about what's going on, but I can't tell
you like yeah, but at the time I didn't know
what I got. The next steps were Morgan, A couple
of things I was curious about. Yes, number one, how's
(01:20:24):
it going with Cabo? How's it going with this guy
that you went to Mexico with?
Speaker 12 (01:20:28):
It's going good, Guys, we're dating still?
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Is this like official like dating?
Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
Do you call him?
Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Is he your boyfriend?
Speaker 12 (01:20:37):
I mean technically yes, Okay, I don't like saying hi, boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
But do you introduce him that way to people?
Speaker 12 (01:20:43):
But no, because I haven't really seen him, been so
damn busy.
Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
What he call you his girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (01:20:49):
He actually asked me to be his girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:20:56):
Did he give you his pen his letterman jacket to
be the honor?
Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:21:03):
So yeah, technically I guess we are.
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
And Morgan and I, I mean we hung out with
each other a lot over the weekend and we got
to talk about Cabo a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
I think I'm in love with Cabo. Like what, there's
like a lot of his interests, the stuff that he's into. Yeah, yeah,
like what uh he's into like car racing and one
f one and travel and like cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Okay, yeah, I want to hang out with him.
Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
So, but you guys haven't been hanging outs.
Speaker 12 (01:21:31):
I've seen him like once or twice since getting back
from Mexico.
Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Okay, yeah, that's not a lot.
Speaker 12 (01:21:38):
No, And he lives like an hour away from me,
and you know the hours we work and I have
stuff on the weekends.
Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Are you guys like talking and sexting a lot or like, no,
not sexting?
Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
Really?
Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
Have you stayed at his house or vice versa?
Speaker 12 (01:21:50):
No, he stayed at my house. Okay, I haven't. I
haven't even gone to his house yet.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
So is that really? I mean, you haven't not even
a toothbrush there yet?
Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
No? No, okay, or a drawer or draw Okay, now
that was that was one up there? Anybody any other
questions on that topic, guys.
Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
No, that's good satiated?
Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Okay, yeah, because I keep forgetting to ask. I know,
is that still a thing?
Speaker 12 (01:22:10):
Or I know? It's great, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
It's not moving too fast. I don't like the beginning
of it, the very beginning at least, it's not you know,
I don't know what do you call it when you're
basically living together seeing each other twenty it's at a
good pace right now.
Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
It's not a lesbian relationship right now.
Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Yeah, lesbian's first date is to wear greg u haul.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, that's right. Moving into.
Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
You said something. We're talking about people who pay. We're saying,
one of these days, we want to get somebody on
for a here to defend yourself. People who pay for
only fans and not not someone who got a curiosity
when some new celebrity joins and they joined, and then
that's it. It's like a one time SeaBASS has done
that before for different things for the show.
Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
Technically I have paid, but that was it.
Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Yeah, but we're talking about the people who are, like,
month after month are paying a subscription to see whoever
it is.
Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
Yeah, some girl is saying, how one guy paid like
two point five million just to your OnlyFans.
Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
So anyway, in that conversation, we learned that Morgan either
has or has had and OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
True.
Speaker 12 (01:23:20):
It's true, guys, it's true.
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
And do you still have it?
Speaker 12 (01:23:24):
I mean yeah, I'm logged onto it right now, although
it's giving me this error message just says your account
has been in active for more than a month, so
he wants me more active. Well, I looked it up.
Last time I did anything was twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
What were you what were you doing on OnlyFans?
Speaker 12 (01:23:39):
Okay, so it was kind of a social experiment. Maybe
see basket will appreciate this.
Speaker 7 (01:23:43):
That's a good cover.
Speaker 12 (01:23:45):
But no, so covid hit. I was really needed some money.
I was partying a lot, all that good stuff. So
my friends were like just getting only fan So I'm like, okay,
but I don't want to put my body out there
like that, and they're like, okay, well, you post pretty
risky stuff on Instagram already, like if you scroll back
a bit. I used to be a little more out there,
and so I would just take the same pictures for
my Instagram and I put them on only Fans. But
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then I put up a subscription fee, so you know,
by the time the few people subscribed, I already had
their money.
Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
And yeah, I mean they don't necessarily follow you online,
so you know there's something for everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
Yeah wait, so but like was the what was the intent?
Speaker 12 (01:24:26):
Just to see if I could get a few bucks
to get there?
Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Okay, so if you got a few bucks, then what.
Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Was the plan?
Speaker 12 (01:24:32):
Then like they would subscribe, see that it was nothing
that I hadn't already posted things, and then they would
unsubscribe immediately.
Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
So you weren't planning on doing any kind of like
only fans type stuff like no, no, well yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:24:47):
But I mean I would do feet stuff, but I
wouldn't go.
Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
So what has been on there?
Speaker 7 (01:24:51):
Was just like bikini shots and stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
Yeah, yeah, but they're pretty suggestive.
Speaker 12 (01:24:55):
Yeah they are. Did you subscribe to you?
Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
No, I'm looking at your insta?
Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Yeah, I used to be.
Speaker 12 (01:25:01):
Really out there.
Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Clearly she didn't take that herself.
Speaker 12 (01:25:03):
So guess how much I'm looking at at that angle
my all time earning statistics? Yes, okay, guess how much
I made in the Let's see, I think two months months,
two months that I did.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
So what was the price?
Speaker 12 (01:25:18):
Let's see, I don't know if I can see it here.
I still have sixteen dollars and twenty cents in there,
but it won't let me take it out. Yeah, it's
not a minimum with twenty Yeah, I think my subscription
thing was probably like twenty five bucks or something. Yeah,
god with no, you didn't know there was no nudity.
I mean it was a scam.
Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Who was How did you think I would find you?
Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:25:40):
Well, I made a whole separate Instagram and from that
one I followed a message the guys that were already
following me, and it was this whole big production.
Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
That's how you do it.
Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
That's what it was.
Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
So it was secrets suckers.
Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Do you have that Instagram account?
Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
Now, that's a good way to get your account deleted
to Okay, I don't.
Speaker 12 (01:25:58):
Yeah, I think that Instagram is gone, but I hadn't
really always.
Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
See on the girl's accounts in the bio. Say, my
backup account is my all I worked so for two
months on only fans.
Speaker 12 (01:26:09):
Yeah, and this is my take home, so only fans
takes twenty percent. This is the amount that I had
in my bank account.
Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
I'm thinking from like coworkers and stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
Coworkers.
Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
No, yeah, they found out.
Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
They found out about it.
Speaker 12 (01:26:21):
I mean maybe some do.
Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
So you only DM dudes who you thought were losers
enough to pay for this, not people you knew knew?
Speaker 12 (01:26:27):
Oh yeah, no one I knew.
Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Right. Did that fake Instagram account have a lot of followers?
Speaker 12 (01:26:32):
No, because I just had I don't know, maybe fifty
listeners from my past job.
Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Okay, okay, six hundred bucks, yeah, say like five hundred,
six hundred. I'm gonna say seventy five bucks.
Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
I'm saying less than one hundred.
Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
I'm gonna say six to fifty six fifty yea.
Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
All right, see bass any guests five bucks forty five bucks?
Less than one hundred, five hundred, five hundred, all right,
how much?
Speaker 12 (01:26:55):
Well, y'all have no faith in my ways to make money?
One thousand seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Not even nipple? Like, would you be opposed to a nipple?
Speaker 12 (01:27:08):
I mean I'd rather not. She has a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Now, now I'm saying, like, but you set up an
only fans. You must have had like an internal dialogue
conversation at least, like, hey, if this does blow up,
what am I willing really to do here?
Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Well?
Speaker 12 (01:27:22):
I did with my friends that do that. But they're saying, oh,
this is a full time job. You really got to
invest in full time, does it?
Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
It's a lot of words.
Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Now it's like stay hustling.
Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
It's like a lot, yeah, stay hustled. It's like a
lot of these influencers, you know, once they get to
a certain point, they do very little. It's like those
people on the HG TV shows right right, they show
up for very little of it, and they have people
to do all the filming and editing and the setups,
and and you show up and they do they knock
out like three or four videos that'll take, you know,
(01:27:53):
for the whole entire week or maybe two weeks, and
then they sit there and it's mailbox money.
Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
No wonder people want to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
You outfits, You're fine. But back to Medic's point, why
the hell would you stop this?
Speaker 12 (01:28:04):
Because I didn't want to keep it up. It was
to me you didn't do a lot of work. I was,
and it was posting weird stuff like I don't know,
videos of my legs as I walked my dogs, you know,
like weird.
Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Yeah, people will pay for that.
Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
And if you have a boyfriend, he can he can
do all that stuff in a day knocking.
Speaker 12 (01:28:20):
I told him he can sell my feet picks. I
just want like twenty percent.
Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Yeah, I mean, like just like a little like a
coin slot, right, maybe nipple.
Speaker 12 (01:28:30):
I feel weird Like That's why it was a secret
in the beginning when I did it, because I didn't
want to be an OnlyFans type of girl.
Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
What was your hand?
Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
I want to be on.
Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
I'm saying, but you're on no, But I mean like
you're on there, you're already on OnlyFans, so you are
an only fan?
Speaker 5 (01:28:46):
Well, yeah, I actually want everyone to know.
Speaker 12 (01:28:48):
I've been on there, but yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
She doesn't want nude photos float aground.
Speaker 12 (01:28:51):
It truly was like a scam, you know, so she
quick at it.
Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
She's like Cardi by Cardi b like dudes and yeah,
after the after the clubs, let's let's follow this up, Margan.
Your old job was a news talk station, right, yes,
so these are news talk people I was getting.
Speaker 12 (01:29:11):
Oh yeah, it was old old men, which is that's.
Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
A good demo because they're holding and they have money
and the losers.
Speaker 12 (01:29:18):
It worked out pretty well.
Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
You would have had that nose job by now.
Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
But of them, do you still want the nose job?
Speaker 12 (01:29:23):
Oh yeah, I'm getting that.
Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (01:29:25):
I told you all. I started a savings account with
the eight hundred dollars that I've gotten, So that's put away.
Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
You got eight hundred bucks from just one of those challenges,
I know. Yeah, so that's the only one you saved,
is that that one?
Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
That's okay?
Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
Yeah, she seated it with with that. How much for
a nose job?
Speaker 12 (01:29:42):
What did we say? Like five thousand?
Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
I don't know, I don't know how much than that?
Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Yeah, maybe seven ten?
Speaker 12 (01:29:48):
I want a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Yeah, I thought it was at least ten.
Speaker 12 (01:29:50):
Yeah, I would say ten.
Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
Rhino plastic a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Yeah, is that right?
Speaker 12 (01:29:54):
I could go to Tijuana though.
Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
No, I mean it's definitely your face if you just
put like minimal effort into an only fans thing, even with.
Speaker 12 (01:30:06):
Okay, guys, I mean even with no nudity, I'll keep
doing it.
Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
No, no, I'm saying, like seventeen hundred bucks. That's way
more than any of us in here guests.
Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
And we have a photo studio. We'll just take a
bunch of pictures of your feet and.
Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
Yeah, show everything but your face.
Speaker 12 (01:30:22):
Well, I was gonna say, I don't even feel hot anymore.
This is when I had a good body.
Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Girl.
Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
We saw those Cobo pictures.
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
You're looking amazing.
Speaker 12 (01:30:29):
No, no, I had I had a way better body
back in the day.
Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
You ga can make out break can watch and that's
right there.
Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
Yeah, Greg cooking, we'll get a cup chair.
Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
That's right. All right, Well everything else is good.
Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Yeah, Okay, you're not blue like Greg I thought you were.
Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
You seemed you got a boyfriend. Now it's good.
Speaker 12 (01:30:51):
I mean, yeah, I think I'm just like depressed. Probably
why great, But well y'all asked. Sorry, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Stuff that you're doing given that dream.
Speaker 12 (01:31:01):
I'm just man, it's not sleeping is really messed with
me mentally.
Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
That's what I've been saying.
Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
Get you'll get to make.
Speaker 12 (01:31:07):
And when I do sleep, I have the worst dreams ever.
I wake up crying every night. Really, it's not good.
Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
We got to fix this.
Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Only someone was there next to you to hold you, right, Jeffrey, Yeah,
your spoon buddy.
Speaker 7 (01:31:21):
All right, Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 12 (01:31:22):
Thanks for checking depression.
Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
Yeah good, she's golden.
Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
Embarrass She's trying to do too much, is the thing.
You know, She's got to a thousand different things going
on that she's trying to do everything and doesn't say no.
Speaker 12 (01:31:35):
But I'm grateful.
Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
I don't want people to think that doesn't mean you
can handle the avalanche.
Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
I mean it's hard.
Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Yeah, there's always alcohol. Not as hard as you get
looking at that only fans.
Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Yeah, that rock solid. We're gonna take a break. We
got some more Woody show code of next.
Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Show back.
Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
We did the wellness check on Morgan before the break,
and she told us that while she is now officially
the Cabo Guy's girlfriend, Yeah, they're officially.
Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
They're going steady.
Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
They're a fish. Yeah, they're a fish of cups. And
then uh, we learned that she does not active, but
she had signed up for an OnlyFans and she said
she didn't want to be known as an OnlyFans girl.
It was more of a social experiment to see if
she could get money. Aka scam you said scam.
Speaker 12 (01:32:40):
Yeah, I mean it was it felt like it.
Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
Yeah, it felt like No. Somebody makes a great point
on the text five oh five, it's funny to me
that she would rather be known as a scammer than
an only fans.
Speaker 12 (01:32:53):
Is that funny? It's just I don't want my full
naked body on the internet.
Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
But you rather so rather than your naked body on
the internet, you would rather be known as a scammer.
Speaker 12 (01:33:01):
I mean for this case of scamming. Yes, I don't
think it was hardcore scamming.
Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Yeah, I just loser did.
Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:33:06):
They willingly put their credit card info in yeah. Yeah,
so I didn't make them true.
Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Seduced to them.
Speaker 12 (01:33:14):
I did and then they were like, oh you suck,
and then yeah, you know, then they left babes.
Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
But she's hinted at having a good name, and I
want to know what it is.
Speaker 12 (01:33:23):
Oh yeah, you probably wouldn't be able to find it
because it's not active, but it was only mc fans,
oh Sea fans. I was proud of that one.
Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Let's fire that thing up again. I think you can
get more money.
Speaker 12 (01:33:34):
Okay, Gina, what's you trying to do?
Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
She's very complicated, because that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
I mean, everybody loves more.
Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
By Girls four girls. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
All that could be taken differently on morning fans. Yeah, yeah, workshop, yeah,
let's do that for you and Gina.
Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
Okay, all right eight.
Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
Seven seven forty four Woody, all right, welcome back everybody.
It is Tuesday morning. It's January the twenty first. Today,
you guys, it's National Hug your Puppy Day.
Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
That's every day.
Speaker 7 (01:34:07):
Crap out of my puppy, puppy cuddles.
Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Give her watch couch cuddles like Instagram videos with dogs
and stuff, and then you put your phone down and
you run to your dog.
Speaker 4 (01:34:19):
Now when you leave work, we leave work so early,
it's pitch black. Yeah, jesus, do you get to see
your dog at all?
Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
She sleeps in our room.
Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
She's gotta we got a you know, dog bed in
our in our room, and I like, uh, I'll just
look at it, but I don't disturb her because she's
passed out. Everyone all kind of peaked with one eye like, oh,
it's you.
Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
Did she snore?
Speaker 6 (01:34:37):
I think that's so cute my dog.
Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
My dog. Stores are crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Every once in a while she moves around a lot.
She gets like a little wrestless sometimes, so she'll and
we have hardwood floors, so she'll get up and she'll
PLoP like just like a like a bag of bones.
Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
You just hear it hit the thud, hit the floor,
like all right, And then when you leave for work,
you're jealous of the dog.
Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Sometimes they are on their backs and their legs.
Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
Yeah lucky.
Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
Today's International Sweatpants Day.
Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Very every day.
Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
It's Grandma Day today, so if you still have a grandma,
reach out to hers, say what's up. Definitely National Baker's
Crafters Makers Day.
Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Okay, so I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
This could be if you bake or you craft. Definitely
micraft Yeah in that category. Yeah, yeah, shout out to
the bakers Day. It's a National Cheesy Socks Day, which
Menace can participate in. You've got a lot of cheesy socks, like,
you know, novelty socks.
Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Yeah, what a work today. I don't know what you
got on today.
Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
Yesterday I had bacon and eggs.
Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
What are these? Is regular?
Speaker 7 (01:35:33):
Yeah, there's regular DC shoes socks.
Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
It's a National Conscious Uncoupling Day break up. Yeah, National
Granola Bar Day. It is own your own home Day.
Easier said than done, Squirrel appreciation day, so shout out
to all the squirrels. Squirrel and today is also one
Liner's Day. Oh yeah, which we had a confession in
our show meeting just a couple of days ago where
(01:35:59):
Menace that he's not a fan of the dad jokes
despite being the person on the show who is the
best deliverer of.
Speaker 7 (01:36:05):
Joke and.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
This is so good.
Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
You know, sometimes you feel like you got to retire.
Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Oh okay, yeah, and Morgan hates it two, but it's
only because she hates screening the phone calls.
Speaker 7 (01:36:16):
Well, Morgan brought it up first.
Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Yeah, I know, because we're talking about how like one
Liner's Day was coming up, and like, oh yeah, we
haven't done dad jokes in a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
So yeah, what we said, like we should come up
with our own one liners.
Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
Yeah, let's see here, how about some entertainment stuff. Fox
gonna be streaming the super Bowl for free. It's the
first time ever the super Bowl will be free to stream. Really,
Fox is announced it's doing that on to B, which
is it's a free app, and that's owned by Fox.
I didn't know that Fox owned two may Me neither.
They bought it five years ago for four hundred and
forty million dollars and they say here this year it's
(01:36:49):
on track. It'll bring in one billion dollars in revenue.
So that worked out too. B is the second most
watched free streaming app after Roku Channel. And then both
of those are just killing Pluto TV. I thought Pluto
TV would no way. Roku Channels number one by far,
TV is second, and then I guess a distant third
(01:37:09):
is Pluto.
Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
I'd never even turn on Roku channel. I don't watch
any of that. I have watched this THREEV Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
I see, this didn't take long. The home alone house
officially sold last week five point five million dollars, so
slightly above the asking price. It was listed at five
point two five million. The sellers bought the house back
in twenty twelve for one point five million.
Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Yeah, uh, they good return.
Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
They did give it a pretty thorough revamp. They just
left the outside the same. But it's a five bedroom,
six bath, high end movie theater and there it looks sweet.
I'll sell pictures of it, basketball indoor basketball court, the house.
The house is awesome.
Speaker 9 (01:37:48):
Damn that I get.
Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
I was like, really they got that much money just
because it was in a movie, But now I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
No, the house inside looks really sweet. I mean, that's
if you could always deal with the randos outside your
house taking pictures this time, oh constantly. A sequel to
The Goonies in the works. Chris Columbus, who wrote the
original film was Steven Spielberg is set to write the
new script. Because this came up like a little while
ago and it just resurfaced again. So there might be
some truth to it.
Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
But I know there was some AI generated thing on
Facebook that people are going crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
No word of any actors, you know, Josh Brolin and
Sean Aston, Corey Feldman, all those guys would be back
for the sequel. But Chris Columbus is also reportedly working
on a new Gremlins movie. Oh hell yes, yeah, Conan
O'Brien's going to be the twenty sixth recipient of the
Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.
Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
Love It.
Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
The ceremony is on March twenty third at the Kennedy
Center in DC. Netflix will stream that later on this year. Yeah,
going back, So if they're going to do a Goonies,
they're going to do a Gremlins. There was this whole
article about how twenty twenty five is the year of reboots, remakes, sequels,
and franchise installments.
Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Okay, well let's see what they guts.
Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Yeah every year though, Yeah, pretty much all we ever
get anymore.
Speaker 7 (01:38:55):
I wonder if Corey is available though.
Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
There are about ward dozen hitting theaters this year. Some
of the Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning that's on May
twenty third, Karate Kid Legends, which is gonna have Ralph
maccio and Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Yeah, May thirtieth is one. See James Gunn Superman July eleventh,
The Naked Gun with Liam Neeson. That's August first, Freaky
or Friday with Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis that's
in August saw eleventh. On September twenty sixth, oh, My God,
Zootopia two in November. Happy Gilmore two, You Got Megan
two point zero I Love the first one that's coming
(01:39:31):
out in June. The Conjuring Last Rites in September. Another
stupid Wicked movie, Wicked for Good, is coming out in November.
Another stupid Avatar movie, Avatar Fire and Ash in December.
Captain America, Brave New World, Fantastic four First Steps with
Pedro Pascal and Joseph Quinn from Stranger Things, from the
(01:39:52):
World of John Wick, Ballerina. That's with Ana de ARUs
and it appearance from Keanu Reeves. That's June sixth. There's
still a bunch more but yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Just basically it's just all good reboots.
Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
Remake sequels, and franchise installments. Sweet see uh one more
thing I'll give you because I hate it when bands
do this, an artist do this. Julian Casablancas, who's the
lead singer for The Strokes, Yeah, says to their song
last Night is quote pretty dead to him.
Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
So he was doing an interview he was asked, what's
the song you could no longer listen to?
Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
And that was his answer.
Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
But he doesn't stop there. He also mentions Reptilia, which
is a great song, hard to explain in someday. Dude,
I get it, all your hits the fans, But now
here's the thing, and I get that, and I get like,
how as a you know, as an artist, you're going
out there and you're playing these songs every night, right,
and so you can get a little tired of we
get tired of just playing them on the radio. Right,
(01:40:49):
But like we can go like, oh god, this song again,
you know as we play it, but like when you're
up on stage of people have paid for those tickets. Yeah,
but he said he just got sick of playing them
night after night. Uh, and he does do them, they said,
we understand how much the fans love, which is why
they play him. He says, if he heard those songs
in the radio, probably he'd turn it off.
Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
See that's what we've been saying.
Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
I agree, But it's also kind of douchey, like you're
you're in a band. People want those songs. Yeah. If
you work at a pizza place like I did for
three years, guess what, you kind of get tired of
making pizzas.
Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
But here's the thing, you still make the pizza. Still
I'm still playing the songs.
Speaker 7 (01:41:25):
Yeah, he's just pissed it.
Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Yeah, I just remember, like there are some artis that
go like, you know what, we're never playing whatever the
song is again, and that's the dumbest.
Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
I hate that, especially when they reveal it's retired at.
Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
The concert or or you know, it's even worse. Sometimes
they'll do the song, but they'll do it in this
like unrecognizable way and so like at a can band style.
Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Yeah, it's part of the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
When you're at a concert and everybody's singing along or
like into at the same time, and you got the
you got the tempo the song, and you can sing
the right they've changed everything. They'll go see Laurence Hill live.
Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Well, no problem. Then I think you guys fans for me,
bring up an audience member. No, I hate it, got you.
Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
We're gonna sits and you know we don't do Do
you feel that way if they're mean they're singing, if
they're playing like the drums or guitar, like, I don't
like that even as long as they're doing the song.
Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
It's like some child prodigy who's great at drums and
they bring him up to drum and like, I didn't
pay to.
Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
See you, but you're so you're also not paying to
see whoever the drummer is of the band. Most likely
it's it's whoever the it's whoever the front man of
the front person of the band is. Yeah, but that's
what makes it sometimes to even do it with singers though, yeah,
I don't like that. No, I don't want to see somebody.
I don't want to see somebody else singing the song. Also,
it gets annoying when even if the singer is there,
(01:42:48):
he has the audience doing too much, but he's putting
the mic out to the crowd just sing we paid
you anyway. Birthdays today you got Luke Grimes. Who is
Kevin Costner's son, Casey on Yellowstone?
Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
He's forty one.
Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
He was also in forty fifty Shades of Gray. Oh,
he's forty one. Jack Nicholas, the old school golf legend
is eighty five. Wow, Baby Spice from the Spice Girls
is forty nine. The keem Olajawan the basketball legend is
sixty two. Gina Davis gets old.
Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
She is today. Greg Let's go with sixty nine. He's
sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (01:43:23):
Hell, God, see Ken Loum.
Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
I think I'm saying that right.
Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
He was Miles on Lost Oh I love him and
also Detective Sing and Saw he's fifty five, and then
Mother f and Billy Oshan Carabine and Queen. When the
going gets tough, the tough.
Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Get going, they'll be sad songs to make you crying.
Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Yeah, get out of my dreams, Get out back.
Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
Into my card.
Speaker 4 (01:43:48):
Billy Oshi is seventy five and your porno birthday today.
It's a birthday boy. Daddy Cream is his name. Fun fact,
he's got a super cool tattoo of Stickfi yours having
doggy style sex on his chest. Yeah, he's only been
in forty movies, but some pretty good ones like Suck
d to Save the World. He was in Bare Back Aggressors.
(01:44:12):
Also say Ah Volume two, Black Thugs Love White Boys
Volume one. He was fantastic in meat Holes, Meat Hole
and who can forget his unforgettable role in Don't Pull
Out Volume four. That's Daddy Cream, who's thirty three years
old today and met you corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
(01:44:36):
and that is a Tuesday morning look of what's happening
in the world Entertainment here on the Winter Show. If
you're gonna look up somebody, look up this Luke Rimes guy.
Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
I think you'd like him.
Speaker 6 (01:44:43):
Oh okay, I was looking up Daddy Cream.
Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
But yeah again, all the chicks love this Casey character
on Yellowstone.
Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
Oh I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
Yeah, I've seen it, Stu. Yeah, I'm sure you've seen
him before. Is he not Ray not rat faced enough?
Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
Yeah? Doesn't look he looks too human.
Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
He's not butter.
Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
You never catch him in the mouse Trap? Well yeah,
I mean that's his look. He's got that kind of
like rough scruffy, doesn't look like a slob. It's yeah,
compared to Glenn Powell, this guy is Adonnis.
Speaker 14 (01:45:18):
You are you serious?
Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
Serious?
Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
You would like if you watched Yellowstone, you probably really
like him in Yellowstone. All Like, I'm telling you all
the chicks down, it looks like he has.
Speaker 14 (01:45:27):
A mullet in the picture I'm looking at Son.
Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
He's got kind of like rocker like, you know, he's
kind of like grunge er.
Speaker 14 (01:45:33):
Gene is into the rocker look, yeah, but not not.
Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Hair rocker like grunge rocker. Yeah, I like it a
little dirty, yeah, like like nineties Gavin Ross.
Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
Problem with that.
Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
Sorry, this guy's not hating heinous enough.
Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
Yeah, sorry, he's not ugly enough.
Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world shows.
Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
I don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
All right, We are wrapping up. That's gonna do for
this Tuesday morning. Get up the woodieshow dot com for
the full show podcast, also the Highlights podcast. Get caught
up on anything from today's show or previous shows. Redneck
news on the show today, all the trending news headlines
of course. And that's that We're getting on with the week.
Tomorrow morning, we want to talk about something that Gina's
(01:46:18):
gonna get done. She's not afraid to go try these
new like cosmetic procedures. I'd never even heard of this before,
but it's her next thing. And speaking of which, Morgan's
still trying to get up enough money to get that
nose job that she wants. So we're gonna bring out
a new Morgan Dare for dollars challenge bye, and we're
gonna get some suggestions from you guys about what she
should do for the money.
Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
That will be tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
Anything you got for us between now and then, you
can leave on the after hours voicemail that number is
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie has eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, Great Gory, partying words of wisdom please. Yeah,
the worst part about being a zombie is just all
that endless walking. Yeah you lost me a walk in right, No,
it's all they do. You have the color of a zombie,
(01:47:02):
got the complexion of a urinal I have the energy
of the energy of a zombie.
Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the One Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, we loved appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. S MD
Doblem I quit this bitch.