FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 22nd 2025 Podcast

First Impressions, News Headlines, Morgan Dare for Dollars & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is the dune to the graphic nature of this program,
old listener discretion? Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Today is Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It is January the twenty second, twenty twenty five. Hello
and welcome. Thank you for being here joining us today
giving us some of your valuable time. We are in
the Woody Show. I'm what that's great. Gory Menace is
right there. What is up, Woody. We've got Gina Grady,
Sammy's here, We've got Sea mass I spy you over
there there he.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I want to make sure that I didn't leave your
mic off there. We got bored in the Woody Show
production department. Morgan, our associate producer, is here, Von our
video producer. Good morning to you, and phones are open
if you'd like to be a part of the action Yes,
Action Today, Action pack here on The Woody Show eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie sent us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. We were talking to Morgan.

(01:34):
She still wants to get that nose job. She's trying
to earn money to get the nose job. And so
today and for the first time here in the new year,
we're rolling out another Morgan's Dare for dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Wait, now, keep in mind she's done a number of
things in the past for these dollars. She got eight
hundred bucks for those tattoos last time, and she took
that eight hundred bucks and she socked it away, and
so she's on her way.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
I did the cucul with compound interest. That'll be enough
for the nose job. We know about thirty years.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And then also we were talking about different the cosmetic things.
Gina's got something. Gena is always willing to try something
new and different. She's willing to like freeze herself.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, I love all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Going Chambers and you know, do you, Derek.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, we had a comedian Whitney Cummings. Oh yeah here,
and she had come in either the same day or
the day after. I think it was a day after
she had a vampire facial.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Those are very popular. I've never done one.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Pricey for me, Yeah, but you know what it is,
all right, So for those who don't know, like how
would they.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Don't really know, Well, they take they take out your
own blood and then they reinject yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Into your face actually, so you have these little like
red yes, she.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Was very red that day.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, So like your your face becomes just a pincushion
and they're just injecting your own blood after they've like
they've taken.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Your bloods exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, okay, sea bass from a science you always see this,
like in movies or whatever. They have like like the
little test tubes like on like a like a little
rocking thing or a spinner thing or what does that do?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Well, you're you're you're getting the heavier stuff down to
the bottom faster you're separating. So in this case, vampire
facial according to ye old Internet, is a platelet rich plasma.
So what they probably done is spun out either the
platelets or the plasma or your vice versa or whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Is it kind of like separating the oak or the oak,
the yolk from the from the egg, white from the
chest exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, same kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Okay, Yeah, so when you spin blood, you get plasma
on top, platelet rich plasma in the middle, and then
the red blood cells at the bottom. Okay, so I
guess they get they get the PRP, the good stuff,
and then they throw that back in your face and
and put your magic, I guess, and yeah, you're all
doing to be fair. Whitney Comming just now in her forties,
has had a kid, looks pretty good. Also when she
was in the studio called me hot. So so I

(03:50):
don't rockular. I don't want to crap on her procedures.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
A lot of women do it, but this is I'm
doing something that I think is way weirder.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
So she just gonna tell us all about that news
headlines today, plus all the entertainment stuff, the birthdays, port
of birthday. That's all later on this hour. You're on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Menace had something he wanted? Is this another one of
your beefs? No, no beef at all, So you're not beef.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I like because every once in a while there was
like and it tends to be fast feed.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Then he ends up having a beef with much like
the great Popeyes beef.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
I'm celebrating this, but actually apparently people have beef with it.
But I don't know if you've been to McDonald's lately,
and I looked it up and they are doing it nationally.
But the new straws that they have for soda. They're
like crystal clear straws, so do you Yeah, yeah, they're
clear straws. So no more of the red and yellow stripes.
No and white straws, red and yellow strip That's what

(04:47):
people online are beefing over. They're mad because they want
the old school straws and are like, I'm just happy
because you know, you go certain parts of America and
it's paper straws and they're absolutely awful those and these
are crystal clear straws and I think they look cool. Yeah,
and I enjoy them.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Two things, uh. Number one.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
McDonald's also has a wider straw, not as wide as
some other places, but it is wider than you're just
average straw but.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Like scientifically proven to like be more mouth pleasing.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
But well it's better for the for the draw on
the shake, right, like you go, I forget where man
who has the one that has those really big straws. Man,
it's like the sonices was it Ruby's Rubies rights Like
a big straw for a milkshake and it's awesome. Yeah,

(05:37):
I know Del Taco does that too.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Straws man, just look cool, mouth feels good.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
You mentioned that the paper straw thing. I noticed that
for a long time, Like everybody's going paper. But I
feel like I haven't seen a place with a paper
straw in forever.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
I run into a couple here and there.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well, I feel like people have given up because people
hate them so much.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
If you're over like you know, Casi beach environment, you're
going to run into a paper straw local Yeah awful.
But if you're in that situation, I say, go bamboo.
I know this one Burger spot they were like way
ahead of game, like five years ago. They're like, you
know what, we're not going to do the paper straw thing.
We're gonna go bamboo.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
And bamboo grows crazy plastic it does hit the bamboo straws.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, they don't disintegrate.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, I'm saying the bamboo straws. They they have like
a look and a feel of a plastic yes' great.
You wouldn't know unless somebody said, oh there is a bamboo.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Honey color ones I hate or I don't know what
they're made out of, but they're kind of brown looking
like they have little like black saws on them. I
don't know, but they make this soda taste different.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Restaurants. If you want to look good and then just
save money, get the plastic straws. Just tell people. But
it's either the bamboo straws. Nobody will knows the difference.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
I want to tell you something else in this realm
that's coming soon, is you soon will not be able
to remove the cap on your soda bottle. So I
saw this in Europe over the last summer. And when
you unscrew the soda bottle, it's got two little nubs
that keep it from falling. Yeah, keep it so you
have to, like you have to unscrew it, hold it
back and open it up with one hand, and then

(07:15):
drink your soda. And now, of course it's all scratching
up your nose and stuff because they don't want because
what they know, the caps get lost and they get
away from the soda bottle and they.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Don't get into the recycling stream.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
As if that even matters.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
And I guarantee you just tear it off. Well that's
you got it. You got to if you're a freedom
loving American. But I guarantee that's because I've already seen
it a few different products here and there in the States.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Not here, Son, that's how it happens.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
It happens over.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Fine, let's get Trump on the line. Yeah, I guarantee
he'll sign an executive order.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, yeah, no more. Yeah, we separate them.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, exactly. Not are in America?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Am I wrong in thinking that?

Speaker 7 (07:55):
I thought the caps couldn't be recycled and that you
were supposed to take them off, And I thought.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
You're forcle I think there's a grain of truth to that,
and maybe this is a way that they're trying to
like they're making.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Maybe they're making it out recyclable material.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Now, yeah, I thought with milk especially, you're supposed to
keep the caps off when you throw.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
It right, yeah, or again, just chuck it in.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Right intoerever. When you go to a sit down mouth,
like not a fast food place, but a sit down
restaurant and you get like a glass of water, do
you put a straw on it?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Not for water but for everything else? Yeah, well forget
like a coke zero.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Okay, because if you're a home you're not doing that.
But when you go to a restaurant, everybody's putting a
straw in their drinking.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
But I get home, like I'll drink, I'll drink like
a coke zero right from the bottle like I do
here Oka, You know what I mean, Because if there's
ice in the in the drink, I don't like it.
And it's something but you have facial hair, but like
something with the mustache and then the ice and the
thing like your upper lip gets all wet and it's
like you don't.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Want a big crunch of ice.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, I s I want. I just want to I
want your nice clean draw of the coke zero or
whatever is.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, tannins are just so yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Now sometimes I do.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I do realize it looks a little fruity to use
a straw a little bit, But I'm not worried about that.
Great because I'm very secure.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Good. Yeah, who cares what it looks like?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh, speaking of things that are strange or weird and
what people still do, blue laws, which I find to
be amazing. Now blue laws are you know, things like
alcohol sales or you know, Sundays a certain time. Yeah,
and a lot of this stuff is Sundays, like a
state like that. Yeah, I mean, look, and so did

(09:38):
I like, you know Pittsburgh, you know a lot of areas,
you know, Pittsburgh had like these blue laws about a
lot of the alcohol stuff was goofy, and things have
loosened up a lot. I just heard a story, you know,
minut you'll know this mall. It's right in the Meadowlands
in New Jersey where it's I've never been to it,
but they have like indoor skiing and stuff there.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm seeing it, like, yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Right next to like the MetLife Stadium where like the
Giants and the Jets play and everything. It's this huge mall.
I forget what it's called. But anyway, so malls, what
are they busiest Saturdays and Sundays? Of course, well there
where this mall sits, it's Bergen County, New Jersey. They
have blue laws that say they're not really supposed to

(10:23):
be open on Sundays, and so the like in the
mall doesn't care. They've just been staying open on Sundays.
But they say that's unfair to the other businesses around
that followed. The blue laws don't true. But I'm thinking, like,
why do we now in twenty twenty five still have
blue laws the stuff like you can't have a store open.

(10:47):
That's insane, or you know, like why are we getting
so uptight?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, because it feels very old timey life does because
it's God's resting day. Like everybody calmed down, Like if Trick.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Fil A wants it, like if an individual business wants,
but to say that the entire mall has to stay closed,
it seems crazy.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Well that's what again Daily mentioned. If Elon Musk says
like it's inertia, it's like, well that's the way it is.
And it takes somebody who has to like and again,
well the mall, the mall stay in open, right, it
takes somebody to be again brave quote unquote. It's not
hard in these sort of cases and like say no, no,
I don't care if this is the way it has
been done and we're changing it right now. Otherwise it
just kind of sets.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, it is what it is.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, Well, when I first moved to when I first
moved to Atlanta, you know, no one sold alcohol on
Sundays except for store or not stor for bars and restaurants.
So you had to drive to go get drunk.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Because maybe ABC seven in New York City. Some officials
in Bergen County are up in arms after reports that
the American Dream Megama that's what it's called has been
ignoring the county's blue laws, and the laws require most
businesses to be closed on Sundays.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Well, I would be upset if I was a business
owner outside of the mall. Yeah, for sure, Like people
are giving me crap, I say open the.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Mall has been opened on Sundays for at least a year.
County officials have reached out to the state's Attorney generals,
we're wasting time. It's for guidance, and a county spokesperson
blah blah blah reached this whole statement, YadA, YadA, yadas
so dumb.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
This is so dumb, so stupid.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Has been steadfast support of burning blue laws bringing their
vital role in enhancing residents quality of life in what way.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well, you can't go shopping on Sunday. That's for the
workers to make sure they get a day off.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
They can schedule their day off on Sunday. I worked
retail for years.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, I just.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, if you're I'm saying, if you're going to be
business friendly and you want to keep businesses in your
your county, I understand that maybe at some point that
have like like daylight saving time, that that had a
purpose right, wasn't something a million years ago? Wasn't something
of farms? Or is that just like gold wives tale?
That's what they say because that makes common sense. Like
I understand like, oh, you need more light to work

(12:58):
land or whatever.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
But thisy with like steel production or something whatever. Who cares?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
But I mean, whatever the reason was, it's it's now
old timy outdated.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Right, Yeah, we don't need it anymore.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
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You can do that over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
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Speaker 3 (13:22):
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(13:52):
Woody is the phone number.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
It's eight seven seven forty four. Woody.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
You can send us for text over to two to
eighty seven. So we know that Morgan wants the nose
job and she's trying to get money for the nose job. Yeah,
do you I mean there's any other kind of like
a cosmetic procedure.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Oh, just the nose jobs, because I just know, like
all of them. Gena over here is obsessed. Yeah, I
love obsessed. I'm obsessed or something I get to I'll
tell you about. Oh wow, which is what I want
to get. What's called a deep plane neck lift? What
deep plane neck?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
The actor's plane Yeah, starts hanging.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Yeah, let me see you get a pull, Greg, you
don't need that.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Oh yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
That's like what Henry Winkler got in his seventies because
it was like hanging.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Allegedly Brad Pitt got that or something.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Really, Yeah, A lot of guys get it tightening at the.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Bottom of the It looks like I have like labia,
like a lower face.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
I mean, he's on the early face. I'll be honest
with them.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
So why not do it now and get it taken
care of?

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Wait, hold on? Did I say it's July twenty second?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Did you? I don't know. I'm delirious.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
I guess what's happening on July twenty second? Fun I.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Saw her.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I saw j two two on my own huh said,
I might have said July autopilot. Sorry, guys, not to
freak everybody out. You didn't fast forward, wake up and fisture.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
So since we're talking about plastic century, something that's kind
of in the news lately. I know you're probably not
aware of this person. But Breon Chicken Fries. She's from
Barstool Sports. Okay, there you go. That's another exactly. I
understand there's another name. I had to say that.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
No, but just by the way, that's another name. I
don't think it does her any favors. Like when you
have a name like that and that's her nickname. Sure,
but I'm saying immediately this is an adult.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Yeah, but I I get to say her real name,
and then you people want to.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Get away take it, Like don't you like, do you
find yourself doing that? Greg, Like you hear a name
like that sometimes you're and just minutely shut down.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
No, she would agree with you. It's stupid. But it's
some name that came up with a long time ago,
a chicken. Anyway, she was dating some famous guy, singer
Zach Bryant. Anyways. Uh, if you look at her before
and after plastic surgery, it's pretty insane. Yeah, and then
now insane good. Insane good. Yeah, because now she's on

(16:23):
the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, she looks really good.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Yeah, so she's had a lot of work done.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
I can see that, hants.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, but I like it.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Like when you saw the American Idol singers or the
people who audition they sucked and it's like, oh God,
and they're told they couldn't sing. I got like a
weird like satisfaction out of that, like watching.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
That those are the best. Didn't they do away with that?
They did away with that.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Of course you never have a William hung now, no
freak shot in those in those shows. But what I
also get a weird satisfaction of seeing poor plastic survey
or like when someone had so much work done that
they they're just clownish.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, or you could tell.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
You can so tell, because it's like they just wanted
to stay so young forever, and like how long such denial?

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah? How long ago did people stop saying no to that?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
And I find it's so perfect. You got people in
their you know, twenties who are doing botox.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
Yeah, yeah, it's not normal, it's I was doing much twenties.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Well, it's not normal. Just because you did it doesn't.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Mean well no, because and I was doing it because
everybody was doing it.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
And everyone was doing it because they did.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
It was all like I think it was on vander
Pump Rules or something. It was like the preventative botox.
It was on all the reality shows, and then everyone
was doing it and everyone was convinced.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, what it does.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
It just stretches out your skin and you're just gonna
constantly eat it more.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
And when you look and when you're forty five, you
look sixty five. It doesn't stretch out your skin.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Does paralyzes it. You're thinking a fillers menace?

Speaker 9 (17:54):
Right?

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Whoever did Breonna Chicken Fry needs the Nobel Prize?

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Is she looks fantastic to Sports Illustrated, she.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Went from looking fifty looking twenty. She's so great.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well, today I know that Gena's been bouncing off the
walls because she's gone to one of these uh head
scalp spa things. Yeah, that's not obviously any kind of
like procedures excited a scalp massage.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
It's like you lay on that table and then you know,
have you you've seen them online like these like hoop
halo things over your head that have like a sprinkler
system and they go like up and down your head
and then like people give you like a follow.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
The massage like that you had them like in malls, Yeah,
tourist attraction places.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
It's almost like a giant tube with a water sleeve
in it.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yes, you lay on the table and they close the
top over you like a coffin lid. Oh, and they'd
start all this water. That would just like starting. You're
not getting wet because you're covered.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Oh no, I've never done that.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
It kind of sounds like your head massage.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Actual, like getting your hair and head wet and then
you get like a full on scalp massage. I think
scalut messages are a thousand times better than body massages.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I just want to.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Pull my hair and like scratch it out. Yeah, so
I'm very excited about that. But do you think that'll
prepare me for my next procedure that I'm excited about?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Oh yeah. The other thing she's doing and here to
check this out.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I love weird stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
She's doing a salmon sperm facial and it's fine salmones.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Yeah, I've heard about it.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
It's actually weirder than you think it is because it's
not like they rub it on your skin. I'm having
it injected into my face. What Yeah, it's okay, Okay.
So I wanted to give like the the actual wording.
So here's what is. These salmon sperm injections are a
skincare procedure that involves injecting salmon sperm DNA into your skin.

(19:41):
The treatment is said to improve skin texture, hydration, elasticity,
help with fine lines, wrinkles, scarring, rosesia. And this biochemist
said to USA Today that the reason why it's salmon
sperm is because the testes contain a higher concentration of
the DNA.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
So you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Widely accepted out but I know that, like how much
does that cost?

Speaker 6 (20:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Think about like if like one truffle, how much they
charge for you know, if you get like you go
to a restaurants, they a nice restaurant, there's if there's
truffle in it, they're gonna be a quadruple Yeah, quadruple
price or greg caviar. Yes, right, So what is the
harvesting procedure for salmon sperm? It's got to be it's
got to be so expensive.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Well it's not free. Well n't they purify it, they
filter it, they sterilize it, and then they go boot
boop boop into your face. It's the woman quoted me.
You have to do three sessions to make it like work.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
All right, So should we take it? This is per session?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Sure? Okay?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
And he guesses per session for a salmon sperm?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Do you know how many ccs of sperm there are? Facial?
How many loads?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
I don't know how many loads she's gonna put it
in botoxes give or take anywhere from ten to twenty
per unit.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
See, I don't even know what that means. Thank god,
you gotta be in a dude. Let's say two hundred
each session. Okay, two hundred.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
I was gonna go two hundred as well.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
See expensive, Like, how much is botox?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
It depends. Let's say you're.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Doing how many units somebody you can wear your lines,
your eleven the.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Amount that I get crazy, I would say it's around
eight hundred.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
What.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, it's a lot. It's like fifteen bucks a unit.
Wait so yeah, botox is eight hundred dollars?

Speaker 6 (21:29):
I mean yeah, how for me?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I'm gotting like eighty units. But how are so many
people getting People get.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
It like twice a year, like five hundred bucks. Greg
is going a lot.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Yeah, it depends once the year is also fairly normal.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
That's once a year for this three times over? How
many about botox? Now I'm back to your salmon.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Okay, So I'm supposed to go three times like I
think it's once a month, once a month, yeah, three sessions.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
It's say fifty.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Actually I'm raising okay, I'm just saying two hundred.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I'm trying to put this in like I don't know
like what genus threshold is because there's some things where
I could see like.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Gin, oh no, I'm not paying that.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
No, absolutely, you know, like they could say, like so
my bed sheet back on while it was on, right.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah, her face is not one of those things. She
will pay for her face.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
True.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, so I will say, put me down for four hundred.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Okay, Sammy, I'm gonna say six hundred. Okay. I was
gonna ask Menace and Greg if they knew were this
like fire sale bargain basement, right, it's just two hundred dollars.
It's salmon, and I'm and you're right, I'm pretty frugal,
but there are random things that I will budget for.

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This is five hundo pop.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Five hundred and you gotta do it once more one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
And you know I'm not like rolling in it, but
I'd like to do this.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
What okay, so what is the end result? What is
well it's supposed to Like we sit here, we notice
the difference. I just looked at her.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Lie to me, if you don't even out my skin,
I want to do it under the eyes. Is my
skin well, you know, like if you have like weird
like ripples or bumps or I don't know, like my
coloring or is it like no, it's smoothing, it's less visible, wrinkles,
acne scars if you have them, hydration elasticity.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
Look pretty puffy.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
There's sometimes I sit and I think to myself, like, God,
I see a picture because I hate myself in pictures
and like visually just unappealing as a person. And sometimes
it's like, man, it would be nice to be like
an attractive person, right, to be like a decent looking person.
You know you're not, no, no, no, listen, okay, But when

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I hear stuff like this and people who do feel
good about their looks and the stuff they do in
the lengths they go to they're injecting salmon jes in
their face. You know what I'm saying, You're going to
get botox and Greg wants to have his neck cut
out because for me, it's not even a thought because
what's the point, right.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah, I will never I don't get actually feel good
about their looks.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
So it's like, you know, I'm saying it in a way,
it's like, uh, like I will save so much time
and like I'll never have to know about certain things
like that because I would never do it, because what's
the point lipstick on a pig kind of thing?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
So you you don't want to spend money and your
I'm right, I'm translating for you. I'm not saying I
believe this. I'm trying to translate what you're saying. You
don't want to spend a bunch of money and time
and effort going from what you'd say like a four
to a five and a half.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Well, no, you don't even have to worry about it
because it's like you know, you don't it's not even
like part of your your thought process got it, you know,
like if they could do like yeah, by the way
I was, I was at a place they had a
brochure they were telling telling you they could do all
these different things for dudes about like you know, a
rectile dysfunction and bubble.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
And one of the things they had.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
On there, Greg was, uh, you know penile enhancement. Is
that I thought that was which I thought was all right.
I thought the same thing. So we knew that about
a name plan the pump, I don't think so. I
don't think this is this is a place. I'll have
to show you the website, Greg Extensions. Yeah, but I
would see I wouldn't. You would never do that because
I'd be afraid they'd break me too. I think it

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would and it would never work.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
It would work well.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
And then you look at like remember when Kathy Griffin
had all that light bow and like her body was
one big bruise and it was all botched. I'm like,
it's not worth it.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Talk about somebody who shouldn't exact unless she gets like
a face transplant. Now like a whole head trip. She
needs to get attacked by a chimpanzee and then yeah,
a new face.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, I think like you know, like say somebody tragically passes,
you know, in some other way, they donate their their
entire head.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Okay, I know that was an option, and then she could.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Have that sewn on to her body. I see, like
she'd be in better shape.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
But there's stuff I look at them. It's not worth
the risk. But a little salmon.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Jerks the salmon off, that's real question.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I'm really interested in that job. I'm just really interested.
And like the harvesting, like how because I mean.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Right, like caviar, like with the eggs, maybe they take
it out that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
But do they have balls like the turtle?

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, but so then getting to that would be crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
So you if you guys three months, don't say anything
to me about this. I'm gonna go in there and
demand my money back.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
She's gonna she's gonna get the salmon sperm facial. Right,
She'll walk in here like one day instead of like acne,
she'll be broken out in caviar.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Oh gosh, I have a bunch of phobia.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, she'll have a bunch of like just caviar bubbles.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Or what they know.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Now, you're freaking me out. Remember that story about that
woman who ate like a live squid and had like
squid babies in her mouth. Remember that story was like
like a like a green barbecue place. No, no fair, unlocked,
hold on, I'm gonna find it. She they it gave
birth in her like her mouth.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Now I'm picturing somebody who has like those boils or whatever,
like a like all over their skin.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah. Yeah, they look like humals. They look like human
bubble wraps.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Okay, right now, I don't feel like doing it, but
I might talk myself back into it by the end
of the day.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I just think it's a gamble because you don't know
if it's going to do anything.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Like do you really think you're gonna look fifteen hundred
dollars better? I don't know, like it's gonna be one
of those things where you walk in and people go.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
No, definitely not, and it shouldn't be. It shouldn't because
this stuff is supposed to be subtle.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Than not worth it.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
You got a lot of copal, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Your dollars.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
What about they switch out with like some carp or
something you don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, what about like cod jab tap?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
I have to be you're giving me a lot to
think about.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Prove that it's salmon.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. When contemplated, as
you're at your scalp thing today.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
I will, I'll meditate on it.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Send us a text over to two tone eighty seven.
More of the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
More more.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
You know what I'm saying. I'm not even gonna pause.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Show.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
He'll be right back. I can handle twelve men at once.
I don't think it's appropriate. Even if I'm small. I
can handle what's your body count?

Speaker 8 (28:15):
Ten?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
That's how you play the dirty mindes game. We know
who you are? Show well.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
A lot of people in their response to Gina talking
about and trying to explain how she's interested in getting
it's a salmon sperm facial injection. Yeah, so they inject
the salmon into her face and it's supposed to tighten

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and yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Elasticity and so many questions why salmon? Why fish? Well?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
I did see a few years ago this hospital was
making big headlines because for burn victims, instead of wrapping
them in bandages, which I guess is kind of unsanitary
and it hurts to take off and change, they were
using salmon skin. So I guess salmon might be like
the Wonderfish. Interesting, we'll find out. You guys better compliment me.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I'll well, okay, so I'm really bad at noticing that
kind of stuff. My wife will tell me I'm going
to get my hair cut today, and I won't see
her all day, and then you know, she comes back
and we're just having a normal conversation. I totally forgot, yeah,
and so I don't make mention of it. She doesn't
get mad like some people do. Not You didn't even
say anything about my hair.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
You know. Well, when women get their haircut, you can't
even tell yeah, I'm just cutting the hands up.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
My husband won't even look up and go, your hair
looks great, just so we can tick that off the list. Yeah,
smart guy.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh, because we are talking but speaking of getting cosmetic procedures.
That trans woman from Kansas City we talked about who
had six ribs removed right, Oh, yeah, to get a
smaller waist, we talked about that. That was seventeen thousand dollars.
At least your salmon spur facials fifteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah, it's a bargain, Rolls Royce, it's a bargain.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
There's another influencer. She's Brazilian twenty three years old. She
just spent over nineteen thousand dollars for vaginal rejuvenation so
she could become a quote virgin again, very popular hymen
plastic hymenoplasty whatever, the hymen repair. So they said, we
talked about that. They sew the torn edges. So that's fun.

(30:27):
But okay, so this is something I've been meaning to
bring up. Have you been following any of this brookshield stuff. Yes,
So she's got this book. It's crazy and it's called
Brookshields is not allowed to get old thoughts on aging
as a woman. And in this she's sharing a story
about how she had labe a reduction surgery in her forties.

(30:49):
But she says not for vanity, No, no, it was
from discomfort, bleeding and chafing.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Like how big are your lists? Question?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Full curtains to the floor.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's like roast beef sandwich.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Kind of stuff. Right, you're trimming that down.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
You know, anybody?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I mean, because guys, everything everything dangles down there. We
have way more than any kind of poudy lips from yeah,
you know, like a like a chick would have.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
But like, no girl I know has bleed or yeah,
has an Audi, but you'd have to take care of that.
And Aldi, you know they call it, I mean, isn't
it much?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
And Aldi?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I mean that's funny. I've never heard it put that way.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
It's pretty Yeah, I would think that you might need
to tend to that.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, I mean I understand, like some of them are crazy,
like you know, not that I've seen porn, but no, no,
but you know some of them are like, wow, geez,
what the hell you You just figured like she's been
working a lot or something.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I see that's gonna be very difficult surgery.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
And by the way, why does it always seem like, uh,
you know when you talk about stuff like that, it's
always the girls who are the most slutty who.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Go It's not That's not how it works. It's not
from you know, a lot of action.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Could be some battle wounds.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I mean I've seen like a shirt and a sweater
get stretched out. They're like, yeah, there's some type of elasticity.
This of it is genetic. But then yeah, your face SAgs.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
I imagine that would Honestly, I know it's not on
the rejuvenation subject, but the the title of the book
that she has what it was the title.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Again, Brookshields is not allowed to get old thoughts on
aging as a woman.

Speaker 10 (32:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Actually, you know what, I feel kind of bad lately
because a very popular thing on Facebook is to take
older photos of women of like actresses, like let's say
the woman from Baywatch, right, and they're like, oh, look
how heinous she is now the worst picture? Yeah, And
it's just like it's just people like constantly ripping how

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they look as an older woman. And I actually it
makes me feel a certain type of way. It makes
me feel bad. It does make me feel bad that
people are doing that, and they're like, well, what what
else is this lady's supposed to be?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
They're you can't win either way? Why doesn't she just
ate naturally?

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Oh yeah, And it's like okay, then you get like
a crazy amount of work done and they're like, oh,
look how much work she got done.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
You know, there's a no win situation exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Well, back to the Brooks Shields thing. She says, at
a post op checkup, the surgeon informed her that he
threw in a free vaginal tightening rejuvenation procedure without her consent.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
She's mad about it.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Yes, yeah, I want to do that.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, he doesn't get to choose.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, it's no, but I would be thankful at the
same time she wanted it, you would.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Ask for it.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
That's him saying you should not be happy with your body.
You're welcome. Like maybe she didn't want anything.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
I want to go that far, but she shouldn't be
doing medical seizures without her approval.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Not naturally, I do understand that, but in the in
this particular situation, I think it's like when you go
to pick up your car from the from the repair
place to go, you know what, we ran through the
wash for you.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
It's all it's all cleaned up. That was not expected.
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
And I know this is probably old school, like I
don't even know if this was ever true, but remember
like after a woman would have a baby to.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
The husband, yeah, the daddy stitch.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
But I mean if I was getting a I don't know,
a hernia operation and they gave me abs for free, Yeah,
while you're in there, I didn't consent that, but thanks.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's like, well, you're already going through You're already doing
this stuff. So it's like I'm already there and you're
already under right, like you were saying, like, if my
dog was getting her teeth cleaned, you might as well
do other stuff. They put the dog under for cleaning
their teeth, and that's usually when they do other stuff,
you know, orce that's approved beforehand.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
They say, hey, we're going to do this. Two birds
with one stone.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
But she didn't ask for it.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
She still could have warned her ahead of time and said, hey,
sometimes when we're in there, I see this or that
might happen. Is it okay if I do this, if this.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Is the situation.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, I went to a sandwich place to day where
normally you have to pay for chips, and they threw
me a bag for free.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Like wow, that's cool. I'd be so yeah, I'd be
so mad, Like no, no, like if what these dogs
teeth were getting cleaned and they said, hey, we clipped
her nails while she was under it, right, I'm being
I do understand what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I do understand that you need I'm thinking, I guess
I'm still thinking to myself. All right, I woke up,
I'm alive, I came through the surgery. There's no complications.
Now I'm tighter, rip right, and like maybe and I
didn't paid for it, like it was.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
It was thrown in for free, right.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Yes, I'm telling you. I wouldn't know how would respond.
I would probably respond like oh yeah, okay, cool, but
still it wasn't something that I approved.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Now without getting graphic. Had he done that and not told.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Her I was thinking about it, the husband might know somebody,
somebody would know, like, I don't know what this thing.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
You got your lips reduced or whatever, but man, it's well,
what's the recovery time too? Is there extra recovery on
you know that?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
She says, Well, it felt like such an invasion, such
a bizarre like rape of some kind.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Let's not get crazy.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Nothing pointed toward this need to be tighter or smaller,
or firmer or younger, especially there.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Okay, I think I might be in this room the
closest to understanding this. I could be wrong, But when
I had my breast reduction, oh I have Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
I sure what you were going to say there, but
go ahead.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Well, you know how I have weird just talking about
out eas you know how I have inies. I've mentioned this, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Your nipples, yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I like it that way because
like out, like with when chicks have like the mic
and ikes and stuff, it like grosses me out. So
if I did my rest production, she's like the doctor
was like, oh, you know, we made him. We made
him outis for you. I'm like, no, I told you
I wanted that.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Oh wait, So they were that way before your surgery.
They were always inverted, and I thought.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
That was a I thought that was like a you know,
an after effect.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
No, They've always been that way, and I like it
that way because that's what I'm used to. And if
she was like, I took the liberty of putting these
two inch nipples.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Do you know if you're cold, they go farther in,
they go further sometimes.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
But after my surgery they do come out sometimes and
it is always look at.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
The end of the pencil when you pulled the eraser out.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
So it's just like this.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
It's not like a cavern as whole. It's like a.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Flush.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
No, it's not flush. Is just normal and cold is
like a divot.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
I was at a shrip club and so the chick
that had those and she was able to like roll
up dollar bills and then put them in there and
set them on fire.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
That.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, takes them on the road. I will Texas.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
That's a little Dolans. Oh my god, I went in
for a viseectomy. They gave me a penis enlargement bonus.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Woyoo.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, I know dream rips. Yeah, not only can you
not you're harmless. Yeah, you can't knock anybody up. But
now you got this big hog. That's cool and it's
on the house. Yeah, just a free tightening. I'll take
it anyway. She says she's not really letting her husband
take it for a spin because she also talks about
in the book her struggles with vaginal dryness and a

(38:25):
low sex trick.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Why is she talking about all this? She probably low
as she has a book.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yeah, she's trying to sell a book.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
I'm sure that other people can relate to her too.
That's probably why she says it, because nobody is talking
about it.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
But on it, she says, sometimes she pretends to be
asleep when she knows her husband is in the mood.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
What a bitch.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Even her doctor has quote lectured her on the importance
of physical intimacy in a relationship.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Oh yeah, let him lecture you. That makes sense, though,
now that she didn't want to tighten up, because that'll
probably hurt more.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
She says.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
To fully enjoy sex at this point, she needs her
lotions and potions, the right sleep wear, and a special pillow.
Oh and maybe a tequila or two so she can relax.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
I was just about to say tequila.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
That's so crazy, she says.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
In order to change the way we approach and talk
about women's health, we need to quote bring up the
uncomfortable but very real issues.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
All right. So there, she's fifty nine years old.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Question, you're a tequila guy. Now, what does it make you.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
All horn horn? Yeah, floods my basement?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Does it make you moist?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Dude, dude, the most moist slide.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Well, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Yeah, she's had it too hard for too long.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
You get anything better in the book. I don't know
why she gave away everything.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Right there.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I do wonder about that. When they do book sales,
I'm like, well, I.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Don't have to read it. Yeah, it doesn't get any
more interesting than that.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
The labia reduction they threw in a free tightening. You
got dryness, no sex drive. You're screwing your husband over.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Yeah, one of the hottest women in the world.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, you're rich, You're fine. Yeah, it's fine. She's good. Yeah.
And somebody asked me on the text what if I
was under and they gave me a complimentary penis enlargement.
You're welcome crying tears of joy. Yeah, yeah, thank you doctor.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
She wants a d and she's going to get one.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
The Woodie show a welcome back. And see.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I was also thinking, like, and we brought this up before,
like chicks are so lucky. Anything about their body they
don't like, you can fix sure every thing like oh
is your box titan done? Bigger or just aesthetically more pleasing,
less snippage done? You know you want bigger boobs, smaller
boobs but bigger but bigger lips, different nose s, different

(40:43):
hot it's the world is your oyster?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Easy, guys. I mean what do we want?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I mean, like the the ab thing, like you can't
really do that, Yeah, I mean I can. Yeah, well
how about the stencil with the spray tand you can
do that, but no you can legit do.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Like gross calf implants.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah, but like, yeah, it's all it's all weird because
like we have these potential fake muscles.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
It looks odd you it's not real, dude. I mean
the one thing like you would think like we'd have
the technology, right, you know, they were talking about going
to Mars and putting a flag on Mars. But yet
we can't, you know. Uh and again maybe because I was.
I told you I was at the place. They had
a brochure sitting there. It's at that salon for dudes

(41:33):
that I was. So I'm sitting there and I'm waiting
for them to call me back, and like there's a
there's a thing there. It's a brochure for this place
does all this stuff like testosterone. You can do the
testosterone treatments things like that. But one of the things
they offered was penile uh.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Like lengthening or enlargement.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, they said they enhanced me. They said length and girth.
Really wow.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Well we met that one guy that had it done,
but before was all he could remember.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Like the after he came in here and showed us
your you guys weren't here yet. Yeah, he came in
here and he showed everybody his penis. It was massive, crazy.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
But it was wow. The after was wows cool.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
But like where does he think he's gonna put that?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Everyone's again for everyone.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
Yeah, I'm saying I mean you say that, but we've
known women who like speak that.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, how no woman wants that. Yeah, but we we
we know women where they go the bigger the better.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Like, dude, we legit knew a woman that worked in
this building that found out this guy had a large penis.
Remember she was telling us, and she like stalked the guy.
Oh yeah, wow, she like waited outside his house so
she could like what she literally sucked. Yeah, yeah, so
she could like, uh, you know, like I don't know,
accidentally see him out in the public so they can talk.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I believe the same person for thinking of the same person.
She said that she hooked up with some guy one
time and she like literally held up like we're talking
about girth where she held up her hands and it's
like one of those mini coke cans. Oh, and she's
like did it Wow? Yeah, she said did it. I'm
like wow, she goes, it's awesome. It seems I don't

(43:13):
understand that. It seems impossible. Yeah, but you know what,
some people like could challenge you know, sure, I would.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Do a world tour of nude beaches and just walk around.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
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Speaker 3 (43:29):
We'll be right back. Who am I, Woody? I am
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big cracks.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
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Speaker 9 (43:41):
After you get me up, you should tie me down.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
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(44:05):
We're actually looking for your ideas. So we mentioned how
Morgan is still trying to raise money for her nose job.
I shouldn't say raise money, earn money.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
Yeah, Charity, I am earning it ueh.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Although again, if she was serious about it, she was
just kept that only fans rolling.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
At least enough to get the nose job right wants. Yeah,
but she.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Started a savings account with the eight hundred bucks that
she earned in that last one with the tattoos and
everything Morgan dare for dollars, and so we're looking for
another idea for a challenge for Morgan to do for
some more money. Now, again, we don't know how much
it's going to be for, because it's not until after
she goes through and does whatever the thing is that

(44:52):
we spin the wheel to find out how much it's
gonna be worth.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Up to one thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
I'm gonna be honest, it's gonna be rough coming up
with an idea because you've already like, you know, transfer
food into her mouth. Yeah, giving her tattoo.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, But here's the thing. It doesn't mean we can't
do just because something else won the last time. We
keep an ongoing list of the things.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
That we all like.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Oh yeah, like the runner up that so those things
are still on the table. Nic.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah, So like, for example, what about stuff she vetoed?
Is that back on.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
The table for double the she would have to veto
it again?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, like nipple piercing. We like goldfish challenge, like swallow
it live, then vomit it back up. Oh god, Oh
the stay in studio twenty four hour challenge.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Wax and eyebrow.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
You'll have an obsession with making me even uglier.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Doing the Well see when we can get away with
uh just painting one on right it it'd be it'd
be weird for a dude to do that, but like
because it just looks like part of your makeup, right.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, the one of those like electric fence dog collar things,
the cinnamon challenge, oh yeah yeah, or with the garlic sauce,
like hey, Randy did that and Sea Bass did that.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Uh? Yeah, like do shots because you know they come
of those little cups and so you're like doing shots
of the garlics now. They had because they had what
was it called gallons.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
This is where they just everywhere.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Yeah, that's where we.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Got all our barfing effects, barfing sound effects.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
And I did.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
The cinnamon one in the studio and one said I
was like, I looked like puff the magic dragon.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Blowing like everywhere. It was.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
So let's see, Oh the lego coal walk.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Oh that's that's a real one, dude.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I saw this one video on social media recently where
these people like they're you know, gymnasts and so it
was guys and girls and so they were doing like
a standing where they from a standing position do like
a backflip, uh huh, and they have to land right
where they jumped. And so it starts with it's a
pretty big square they have to land in, and on
the outside of that square is just a bunch of

(47:08):
loose legos, and then each one the square gets tighter
and tighter until, like I'm telling you, it was like
a twelve inch by twelve inch square that they had
to land in, and one girl did it, but the
other three just ate it, and like, I'm surprised they
still don't have legos embedded.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Okay, you're on.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, yeah, I like that, having never stepped on a lego?
Is it really as terrible as people say?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Yes, the house trust on a hardwood floor, it hurts like.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
A bitch, yeah, because they're really sharp edges, like the
corners of them are really sharp and menace.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Cutting Morgan's hair.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
Yes, girl, you that would be good.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Let me lace you up.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, I mean this, there's a bunch of different things.
So if you have if you have any suggestions of
what Morgan can do for the next dare for dollars
can die your hair as well, hit us up.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Maybe like a pink or purple.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Hit us up on the text over to two to
nine eight seven, or you can set us an email
email at the woodieshow dot com. If you're listening to
this on the podcast, you know, just set us in
the after hours voicemail. You can do that same number
that you call here during the live show. You could
do that, I.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Mean whatever it could be.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
It could be a lot of we'll come down with
the three that we like the best, and then you
guys will end up voting. After of course Morgan gets
a chance to veto one of them, she enters into
the power slap competition.

Speaker 9 (48:31):
Oh I'd love to do that.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Oh yeah, I mean get free cte. Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
So just just get those creative juices flowing. And it
always doesn't have to be by the way, it doesn't
always have to be something like completely wildly yeah, grotesque
or outrageous. It could just be something like for Greg,
it would be like hold a spider or hold a
butterfly because he's so weirded out by bugs and things

(49:06):
like that. Like that's not grotesque. I mean for Greg
it would be that's just in general.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah, just in general, trying to think, like I've had
menaces foot in my mouth many times, drank cigarette butt water,
but nothing nothing like get I did. I would never
get a tattoo for it.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Somebody had a good idea about the coal walk, the
Lego coal walk, where we just have an area with
a bunch of loose legos out there, but there's different.
There's like so there's there's money on the ground, but
she's blindfolded and she has to walk across the floor
and then find the money.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
And then whatever you pick up.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yes, you have like a certain amount of time, you
see a certain amount of time. There could be it
could be hundreds, it could be ones, it could be
you know whatever, It just matter what you end up
picking up.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Interesting.

Speaker 9 (49:56):
I like this one on the text run half a marathon.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Run the marathon. I love that.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Okay, would you do that?

Speaker 9 (50:05):
Oh yeah, I run all the time because it would
be good for me health wise. Y'all want to like
shave my head and do all this stuff. Why don't
we make me better?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
That's not there's that's no way. A challenge you right
all the time?

Speaker 9 (50:17):
A challenge I've never done it.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Don't have a nice meal.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
She gets a dollar for every minute she naps.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Get a massage.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, she she she ate the bulloot, she did that
already and that was why that was what you said.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
It was one of the worst things you've ever done.

Speaker 9 (50:33):
Right, Actually, no, it wasn't. I've had way worse. What
was was it was warm and it was the texture
was terrible. So I threw it right up. I didn't
swallow it.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, what was the worst thing? Bullet wasn't the worst
was the worst thing?

Speaker 6 (50:46):
I think.

Speaker 9 (50:46):
I think the worst was when well, that was bad
for my insides. But the grossest thing was when menace
baby burred me. Yeah, that's floting it would know if
it's it could have been anyone baby birding me, but
how and someone else's chewed food in my mouth?

Speaker 6 (51:02):
But it was good stuff.

Speaker 9 (51:06):
Yeah, I can still taste the raisin.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Well, if you have a suggestion, hit us up again
on the text to two ninety seven what you should
do there for dogs. We're trying to get her this
nose job, you guys, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, yeah, she needs it, and.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
And we asked her to say, hey, you up for
another you know there for dollars. She goes absolutely do
it every day because she's always down.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
You gotta love Morgan.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Here's a really specific one on the text make out
with a random fifty three year old trash man from
Fort Worth, just saying.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Oh, do you know anybody? I mean.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
In touch.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
What about some of the trending news headlines for this
Wednesday morning, Gina grad Well.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Cops have arrested four Chilean nationals who they think were
involved in the burglary of Joe Burrow's Ohio mansion back
in December. They were popped on January tenth after a
traffic stop in Ohio. Cops say they had a su
shirt and a Bengals cap that were missing from Burrow's house.
That'll do it. Oh, and they also had Husky automatic

(52:14):
center punch tools. Those are commonly used by the South
American theft group to break glass and get into houses.
And the men also had phones with data that proved
it was near the burglary.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yeah, so it's like Joe Burrow, Patrick Mahomes wasn't Travis
Kelsey's place?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I think so? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Taylor's like, I'm never staying here again.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Get up. Yeah, a cheap ass house.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
None of these for a holes are facing burglary charges yet,
but they've all been hit with four felonies, including possession
of criminal tools and participation in a criminal gang, So
I'm sure that's not far behind.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
I want to stand, like, you know, how much money
are you really making all this effort and risk and
risk and yeah, to go in there and take this
stuff and like then having to punt it off like
it doesn't seem I don't.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Know, it seems working harder, not smarter, Yeah, like to
sell drugs.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
You're right here, Criminals are typically not smart individuals. In
other words, they don't really think through things any kind
of sense consequence or you know what, maybe this wouldn't
be worth going to jail over.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Right, or to get that extra charge for the robbery
tool to break the glass.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Here's a rock, like, oh, somebody killed somebody.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Oh what were they thinking?

Speaker 4 (53:26):
They weren't right because they're not sane, right exactly, They're crazy. Well,
mister Beast and a group of rich investors have put
in a bid to buy TikTok. The investor group, which
is led by the founder and CEO of employer dot com,
is made up of super rich people who don't want
to see TikTok go away, but a group called the
People's Bid for TikTok, which includes shark tanks Kevin O'Leary

(53:48):
and billionaire Frank McCort, are also interested in buying the app.
They think it's worth between forty and fifty billion dollars.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Yeah, that's what I've said the whole time. They just
need to figure out who they're going to sell it too.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
There's been some confusion, and I'll admit it. Initially I
was confused, but then I looked more into it. So
when Trump's making the comments about this whole, that's the
number one question I believe so far it's about TikTok
that take the office of president and all of a sudden,
like there's the only thing people in America TikTok questions
and talk questions anyway, So he said, you know, we're

(54:23):
America would have half. I think half is fair, and
people are like, oh, yeah, you know, like the government
ownership of social media. No, the government wouldn't own it.
I'm an American company meeting US as in America, not
US as in the federal government. The federal government is
not going to be with a fifty percent share or

(54:45):
stake ownership in TikTok. It would just be something like this,
mister bast, Kevin O'Leary.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Somebody here, yeah, correctly, and then I was like getting
government run. But initially when this all was talked by
Oracle was in the mix to like take over. I
don't know that.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
We've heard a number of people.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Well and didn't you say menace or am I making
this up? That like the mister beast thing was like
not a joke but like a stunt.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
No he yeah, he jokingly tweeted. And then like real
like billionaires, backers, they actual investors do this. That's funny.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Well, as we know, the winter weather is a huge
story this week, and officials think at least nine people
have died from the cold and are calling it a
once in a generation winter storm. Everywhere from Houston to
Alabama has seen snow, and get this, the French Quarter
is covered. In Louisiana.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
Guys saw all the photos.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Eight inches of a recorded snowfall at Louis Armstrong New
Orleans International Airport. Just to put that in a little
perspective for you, the last record was two point seven
inches in nineteen sixty three.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Big shout out to everybody listening in New Orleans on
all ninety two to three.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
It's pretty incredible. I heard a woman on the news
who lived in New Orleans and she said that it's
the first time in her life that she saw snow
and she's so excited for it.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
And you get that that's pretly crazy diff which is
not ready. I mean, how could they be.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Buddy of mine produces a morning show in Houston and
they got snow yesterday and his kids were outside playing
in the snow. It was the first time they've ever
seen snow at home. They've been places.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
Yeah, you have to go to the snow, but the
photos are crazy.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, but everything shuts down because there's no infrastructure. They
don't have snowplows.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
No, exactly. And Ichiro Suzuki, he's made history by becoming
the first Japanese player elected to the National Baseball Hall
of Fame. He received just a little ninety nine point
seven percent of the vote.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Yeah, there was one person who didn't vote for him.
Unbelievabley Mariano Rivera like he was. He was a guy
that literally every person voted for.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
So now you're the air Hall.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
But yeah, so he got well, no, I mean that's
that's great. Yeah, it's very rarely take those odds, ye know,
like where it's one person. I think Derek Jeter had
one person who didn't find I think that was like
a Boston sports writer.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Oh, if I'm not mistaken, tracks that's fine.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, it kept it from being unanimous.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
CC Sabathia and Billy Wagner will be joining him in
the twenty twenty five class. Suzuki spent most of his
nineteen MLB seasons with the Seattle Mariners, where he set
tons of records, including ten consecutive seasons with two hundred
plus hits. His combined MLB and Japanese League stats give
him four thousand, three hundred and sixty seven hits, which
blows past Pete Rose's record. Suzuki's induction, along with Sabathia

(57:35):
and Wagner, will go down on July twenty seventh in Cooperstown,
New York. And Netflix's nearly nineteen million subscribers in its
holiday quarter. They're doing pretty well, but they want to
do better, so they're going to raise prices. This streamer
just announced they're going to increase prices for most service
plans in the US, Canada, Portugal, Argentina, so they can

(57:57):
spend more on programming in the US.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
They yeah, they always say that, yeah, that's more product exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Didn't they cut back on the amount of productions that
they were doing well, right, Yeah that was more recently,
I want to say, in the last like a couple
of years.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
And don't you just don't they just buy stuff that's
already done from like other markets.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
Well, they do buy sometimes squa game, Yeah, squad Game
was bought. But they do a lot of their own production.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, because for a while there they were just green
lighting all of them are doing.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
They were just green lighting everything.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
You had to work to not get an explite.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Production almost didn't mean anything, right, Yeah, because they would
just put anything and everything because there is it was.
It was a content rush, right, and now they sort
of fou You're like, well you know, yeah, they're like wow,
money and it didn't get any views, right, Like yeah, y,
And if.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
You want to know what your rates are going to
go up in the US, the basic service with ads
would go up by a dollar a month to seven
ninety nine. That's like a fourteen percent hike, while the
premium package will cause twenty four ninety nine nine percent hike.
So they're just going to keep engine yup every year. Probably.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I don't understand the people that thought, like the prices
for you know, when you when you first would cut
the cord, that was such a big thing for a while,
like the prices, we're just gonna stay were, You're just
gonna be in your favorite the house always went.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
I think you exactly.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
I think people just didn't think about it.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
Well, it was great when nobody was doing it.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
I cut the cord like.

Speaker 7 (59:20):
Ten years ago, and it was great up until a
few years ago, and then everybody did it and screwed
it all up.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I'd be interested to know, like what the stats look
like for the average person right when they decided to
get rid of cable or satellite whatever it was. What
you what your bill was like at that time? Yeah,
just for the television part. You can't include internet because
you still need the internet to make the other stuff
work to cut the cord. So like what was your
just your bill for the television part, and now with

(59:48):
all the apps and all the subscriptions that you have
to watch what you want to watch, and then the
increase in the price of the Internet, because the cable companies,
the providers for the Internet, they're not dumb. They go, Okay,
well you're not gonna take You're not gonna bundling was
a big deal phone Internet and then television. Well, if
you're not gonna take the phone, because very few people

(01:00:08):
take that even anymore, and you don't take the cable television,
well they're still going to get their nut.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Yep, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
So they're just gonna they realize that this is one
thing you need, and so they're just gonna keep ramping
that up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
And so now what do you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Pay today, however, many years later, compared to what you
were fed up with with your actual cable bill.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
And we have The Curious at our house, at the Netflix,
the Hulu, the Period, the Disney, the.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I've spoiled myself.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
I have them all, but I feel like I don't
watch anything. I watched like three shows. I watched Drivers
Survive on Netflix. Then I just started watching that Bailey
out Loud, the Girl of Threats that's on HBO Max,
the TLCS on there. I love it already, and then uh,
YouTube TV is for local news.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I mean I spent a lot of money on sports program.
So I have, you know, NFL Sunday ticket, I have
the Center Ice NHL thing, I have Extra Innings MLB.

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
A couple of thoughts on that, I even watch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Baseball anymore, but I've had it and just renews every year. Yeah,
and so I end up watching it. So Chip and
Joanna gains from HGTV fame, they started their own network
called Magnolia. What a terrible network. They never add any
new content, so that's a total fail. And then another thought.
You know how certain fast food restaurants beef with each other,
usually on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Yeah on X that. I wish the streaming services would
beef with each other and have one of them have
the balls to say, every time Netflix raises their prices
by a buck, we're going to lower ours by a buck.
That would rule, because then Netflix would be reluctant to
raise their prices because it would put the other one
in better competition.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Right, But that's smart.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
But it's the opposite I wish, because with each other,
if they raise the price, that gives It's like airlines.
One of them raise the prices, starts charging for bags
and start they all start doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Yeah, but think how heroic like HBO.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Max would look for every people's streamer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Raises their price, We're going to drop it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Absolutely, that's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Great to do that, guy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
You know what happens Then they end up getting like
just killed financially.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Not if more people join, people would say, yeah, that's cool,
I'll sign up for that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Yeah, well people want true I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Finally start going to Netflix the least though, really yeah,
I think I look at Max and then Prime the most.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
I'm halfway through an Elvis documentary on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
I'm so spoiled now. Like when they do offer a
commercial free option, you have to always my option.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Yeah, that's not even a question.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I'm going to pay and then watch it. Are you
fing high?

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Exactly gnaw dog so not doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
You mentioned airlines. This is kind of interesting. It made
me think of men as jet Blue. I don't think
Greg will partake, but Jet Blue says that they'll now
accept Venmo payments for flights. Apparently, the option is already
there on jet Blue's website and is about to roll
out on their app in the next few months. A
Jet Blue passengers can just buy the flight through their
Venmo balance or their Links account, just like any other mad.

Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
I see that option all the time places. I just
I don't know. I'm like, oh, this is my card.
I don't mean, I don't know whuch different than Apple
pay is basically because I'm not like a vendor where
I have cash in my Vemo account.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
They say you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Yes, I don't use it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I don't think we do that either, because then they
charge us a service fee based on however much you
send somebody on Venmo.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Well, yeah, you actually.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Choose you send somebody family or goods and services.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
If you send somebody one hundred bucks, it charges like
one hundred and three dry to Zell people.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Zell's great. I uSell all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Yeah, is it Zell or Zelli Ze? Okay, well that's
what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Thank you very much, Gina grad More. When he shows
next tank, what.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Did you do? What a woody show?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Right back?

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
It's a woody show. So how about the story involving
a fun accent?

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I mean, not only do we have a story involving
a fun accent, it's from Australia, our favorite accent. That's
where some mysterious balls have been washing up on shore
several beaches have been forced to close and upon analysis

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they contain saturated fatty acids E. Coli and fecal bacteria.
Oh god, now this is a clip I have here
from nine News Australia with their report on the issue
of all these balls washing up and they're having the
best time. They can't stop using the word balls, of

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course in their report.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Thank these balls and the talk of the town.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
In the Mystery of the Bulls on the sand enters
a new chapter.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
I just wanted to ask you, did you see any
balls down there this morning? We didn't see any balls.
The water was nice. Have you seen any balls on
the beach this morning? No, not yet. You keep your
right and let me know if you see any balls.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Okay, I personally haven't seen any balls out here on
the beach.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
So now there's a new mystery, the disappearing balls.

Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
Where gone? Who you gone back?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Yeah? Somebody ball? We love Australia too. By the way, one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Of these days we got to do like a trip
down under. Yeah. Yeah, listen, is how's your pie? The
how's your pie?

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Fly away? I've been there once and it was pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
We have our friends at Fiji Airways.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yeah, let's do it, but we have to make a
stop in Fiji.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yeah, Australia via Fiji. So we have to stop in Fiji.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
First, if you say we have to, If we have
to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Eight seven four, Wardy sent us a text over to
two to hows your bowls? And we were into another
new hour in sense activity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
This is your first time. Hope we make a good
first impression on you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
That'll make sense here in a second is one of
that's great goring, there's menace. What we've got Gina Grant,
good morning, Sammy's here, there's Sea Bass. Phones are open
eight seven seven four. What is the phone number to call?
You can set us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We years ago did a series of

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first impression segments where like each week we had Sea
Bass going out with just a photo from someone here
on the show, a different person each week. It is
talking to randos on the street, say hey, tell me
about this person.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
What do they do?

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Yeah, so just you know, they say, don't judge a
book by its cover, No, do so just looking at
this person, judge them by what you're seeing here. Tell
me about them, Like if you had to create a
story about them, like just by their look and the
vibe that you're getting. Is this person married? What do
they do for a living? You know, what do you
think they do for fun? Does this person you know whatever,

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this person, a dog, person, a capri like whatever, Just
tell me about this person, like what kind of vibe
are you getting? And it was it was all over
the place, and we hadn't done that, God been years
and years and years. In fact, I think it was
probably one of the earlier things that Sea Bass did
when when he joined the show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Why we thought about doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
It was interesting, Yeah, I mean just to see It's
like one of those things because we've always said, like,
you know, we look how people with food poisoning feel
like as a show collectively, there's some of us that
bring the room up and there's others like myself that
bring the room way down.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
But you know what I mean, Like I'm saying, but
like we average out average out right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
So anyway, we've been getting requests over the years like hey,
you guys, should you know, do another round of that?

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
If anything anything's changed?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
And Menace and Morgan they did this on one of
their recent trips for UF see, Yeah, they went they
went to a they went to a gas station that
was across from where they were. Yeah, like we're talking
to like a bunch of like crackheads inside liquor store.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Yes of the story.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
But like you always say, like, you never have another
chance to make a first impression, and so we've always said, like,
guess who's gas? What a first impression? If you've never
heard the show, be like, oh my god, you gotta
listen to the show. It's fun and whatever. You say
that people the reason that people should listen to the show,
and they tune in, that's the first thing they hear.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
I mean, it's fun, it's a great. First impression is
for some people kind of you know, polarizing. But anyway, uh,
now here's something I wanted to share with you guys,
because it was just brought to my attention this morning.
There was this is an industry thing. Now, this is
a show that's never won any kind of award whatsoever.
Now I take that back. We did we did win

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that company, but that was our own companies award. That
doesn't count. That's a participation. That's like if I gave
my son at Trovi said best son.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
It's meaningless.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Yeah, like it might.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
It might mean to me that he is Like for me,
that's he is the best son.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Who's the competition?

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Who's the competition? I'm his father, that isn't I'm just
talking about anything outside.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Yeah, yeah, but the trophy looks cool.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Well, you guys, there was a thing Barrett Media's Top
twenty Alternative Radio Shows of twenty twenty four, really and
what they did is they went into all the different
formats and then they asked for votes. But what they
did to get to who was going to win, and

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they have had one hundred and seventy three program directors,
corporate executives, and format consultants who voted. Two hundred and
fifty plus were invited to be a part of it.
And so according to those votes, the number one alternative
radio show of twenty twenty four is the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
No out of that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Number one. And you know
what's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Number two on the list is the show that I
did in Saint Louis with my butt and my buddy
Risuto is number two on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Yeah, it is a common denominator a lot of people
might wonder, what what is a Barrett Media, And it's
it's just a guy who's like a radio fishy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Now, it's it's one of these radio trade things whatever.
But the fact they reached out to all these one
hundred and seventy three different programmers steal well no.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Media is kind of like the barometer of the Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
Yeah, I mean they won't put us on their radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
But he didn't own any media.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Was talking about one hundred and seventy three program anyway,
So I said, it's had some notes here too. Apparently
we murdered everybody. So it's just the The What Show
earned the category victory with a thirty six point win
over the second place Rizzuto Show. What His program also
received the category best eight first place votes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Damn fantastic?

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Right, so yeah, so we had a thirty six point
lead over second place.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Oh yeah, so anyway, they were once nominated for a
Marconi Yeah no, it wasn't. It was the that was
the Marconi. Yeah, and it was right after we did
Guess Who's Gas? Oh yeah, that's right, ironic. Yeah, we were.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
We were nominated and then we lost to oh a
show that well used to work with those guys. They
were Toucher and Rich and that show's since gone away, right, yeah,
they're not on on the air anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Well, the one guy still on the air. Essentially it's
the same show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Yeah, but uh yeah, there you go. Well all right,
there we go say yeah we actually we actually won
something good. Yeah all right, So so that's fun. That's
a great new.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Do we get a plaque? What did we get?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I know, come on, we gotta get we never won anything.
We got to get a plaque. Yes, at least get
people here the Employee of the Month plaque Flare Media.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
We know you're loaded about like one of those silver
cups or something.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Something, some kind of trophy. It looks like it's gonna
be crystal, but it's really plastic. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'll
take that right, Yeah, we'll put it because that's the thing.
This is supposed to be like a trophy shelf. Yeah,
it's stuff that listeners made us company award. We have
the the YouTube plaque that's cardon Arcs.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Right, No, no, that's that's our zone. Yeah okay, we
made it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
We made it in two categories for YouTube. Okay, yeah,
so we have one of those like silver YouTube play
button things, and then uh oh yeah, there it is.
Well we have the Redneck News story of your trophy,
which is our own award, and then the iHeartRadio Music
Award that we got that. But yeah, it's like if
I gave my son a metal. So there you go.

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We're a winner of something. Yeah, excellent. I'm telling you,
it's not it's not happened, especially when it's like a
vote among amongst peers. Never never, so that's different. I
don't even know how to react.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
Yeah, me neither.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Thank you, Barrett Media. Thank you to the program directors
who voted for us. That's that's lovely if you thank
you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Thank you to the who do they think at their Golden.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Globes, God, the Hollywood, the Hollywood form Press well and
Mario Lopez right, thank you. Or Ryan Seacrest for not
getting it while it was just for alternatives, so.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
He was eligible.

Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
Yeah, he will find a way.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
The show that used to give it to every year
is actually the show that we ended up beating and
taking it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
And now they're not in the air anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Oh wow, yeah, used to They used to win everything,
and when it came to alternative rock. It was just
like one. I don't even know if anybody heard the show.
Its just that they they've been around for so long.
Maybe that's what it is. We've just been around long enough.
Maybe all right, we're gonna get these first impressions when
we come back. Oh yeah, eight seven, seven forty four.
What's the number? Send us a text over to two
to nine eighty seven if you'd like to participate in

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the show this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
All right, first impressions. You never get a second chance
at the first impression. That's one of those things that
I just remember my mom saying all the time, and
then my grandma all the time. You just got to
kill people with kindness. Tell all the time, like, don't
fight dirty, kill him with kindness. She also said, my
brain is turning to sawdust.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
He did all the time, which Greg can relate to
as you shared with us.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Oh, Jeffrey, I'm sorry, Grandma's brains turned into saw dust. Yeah,
oh yeah, all right, So first impressions. Menace and Morgan,
they were out doing some UFC in and they had
some pictures. Now different from other times where we've done this,

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where Seabash has brought out some random photo and showed
it to people on the street. These were picture professional, yeah,
because we're like, it's not really a fair representation, because
he would pick a picture of like that is barfing
on a snail or.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Something that he was eating in the studio. That became
a pillow and a sticker. Oh yeah that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yeah, yeah, that picture poster and a poster.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Yeah yeah, there, I love that he was.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
Yeah, it'sicacy in some countries.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
What's the new sign on there?

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
It says diarrhea infections can spread through sex.

Speaker 11 (01:15:23):
Oh god, that's actually that's an official CDC pamphlet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Anyway, these pictures that were used, these were like photos
that we did with a photographer here at the radio station,
a photog. Yeah, so look, it's it's the best is
going to get as far as capturing us in a photograph.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
These are individual you're showing people individuals photos. We found
a group of gentlemen that had a lot to say.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Okay, so who we started with Greg Gory?

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
First off, we have Greg Gory, all right, handsome devil.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
I'll look at that, slacks.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
On a nice black shirt, yeah, pleasant smile.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Yeah, I'm assuming that, yeah, I'm assuming that Vaughan is
putting the picture up to people in the video can
see yes, all right, cool, all right, So looking looking good, Greg,
Thanks buddy, Yeah, you're looking really hot.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
And we recorded these shellmen as well, so there will
be uh instagram of them acting to it in real time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
So here's what they thought of Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
The first impressions of people we work with. What do
you feel about this man? Pretty boy?

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
It looks like pasta cheese stick factor.

Speaker 10 (01:16:32):
You look like a Starbucks stepa guy every morning finance banking.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
It looks like he's part of a pyramid scheme, looking
the leader.

Speaker 12 (01:16:44):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Yeah, it could be an insurance broker too, who knows?

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Yeah, all right, I love yeah, pretty accurate.

Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
Yeah, Chancy, I don't apparently, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I I guess were these they're at a gas station.
They're probably most of their food off the rollers.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Yeah, they were like super rich. He probably orders fed
a cheety at the olive garden.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Fancy reserved for the elites of world. Let's see menaces
photo next.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
You want to see yours? Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
It We're going to go through everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Yeah, yeah, all right, here's minus he's wearing a T
shirt with logo on it, you're supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Oh well, okay, so when they actually put the photos
to the sales team and everything else, they they had
to They told me they had to get rid of
the logo. So it's just a black shirt because yeah,
you're not allowed to have logos and a lot of
stuff that they would use these photos for.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
What is that shirt anyway?

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
It's a back to future shirt? Okay, a small back
to the future logo, just like all.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Right, So anyway, it's Menace and he's doing one of
his poses where he's uh kind of saluting. It's just
it's just yeah, it's just a peace sign like right
up by his his right temple there, and he's got
he's smiling. His mouth is not open, no, no, yeah,
but yeah he's got like a he's got like a
smile on there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Yeah. Okay, it's not it's not a marketing approach.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
So what do the guys have to say about Menace?

Speaker 12 (01:18:10):
Streaky clan gee nerd where it's twenty twenty five, we
don't work?

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Yeah what what? Oh skinny kin Yeah, skinny it's twenty
twenty five, we don't work.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Yeah, divorce, So that I really didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
That at that moment. Then they realized it was me
not see it well because you drap him up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
But yeah, then then they.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Figured it out, can they guy?

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
No, No, No, it's just that we kept on. We
kept on showing the photos first and then they looked
up and then they realized that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Yeah, that's that's pretty funny. Let's see the picture of
Sea Bass next. All right, Sea Bass? You also because
you weren't with us when we did these photos.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
I was around, but I left there. Do you want
to take individuals?

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
It's like no, was he hiding behind the post? And
it gets from Greg and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
They made me come in another day to do a
photo like don't it's it's like we didn't even plan it.
All wearing black but it's like black shirt, blue jeans.
Very yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Now, the the look like on his face, it looks
like and just the way you're postured and everything. No,
it's like, can I tell my kids, like, can you
just please stand still?

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Look at one picture we get out of here, you know,
like that looking like.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Which is why exactly how I felt, Yeah, I want
to be here, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
But typically when there's a camera there like you'll start
doing like some kind of like the putting the rows
in your mouth or I was just like your profile picture.
All right, So what what? What are the dudes of
the gas station to say about Sea Bass? Their first impressions.

Speaker 12 (01:20:03):
This guy, you look like a manager. He looks like
he'll fire my ass. He looks like my boss. This
one looks like you got looky money, you know, like they.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Could probably tell you have a cyber truck. Yeah, is
what it is like. You know, this guy drives his
cyber trucks so cool, and he also looks like stronger
than me, and somebody had be jealous. He probably pulls
more chicks, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:20:26):
You know, like the load his forehead is a little
bit of normal. It's not it's not the four fingers.
It's the five fingers forehead that is accurate.

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
It's always been on account of the balding, right, and
that was the kyle of I've always had a large
skull thanks to giant brains.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Is that what that all right? That's let's see genus photo.
Gina's very photo.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Jenny.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Also she knows how to take pictures because she takes
them all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
I try, I do take herself.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Yeah, all right, so it's nice, very pocket, very cas friendly, approachable,
warm smile, really nice.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Nothing about that says like Karen or anything negative, Like
we just I'm saying like, look, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
seem you seem like like a friend the person they agree.
See what the guys the gas station had to say,
genis first impression.

Speaker 12 (01:21:16):
She got a nice mom. I mean she works in
corporate HR definitely, she got kids. Just she just looks
like a basic mom, like a soccer mom.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Yeah, soccer mom drama at the soccer games for no reason.

Speaker 12 (01:21:30):
I see a white mean even and I see the
ones yelling at the referee.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
You look like Karen looking really didn't look like. I
did not get a Karen five off that photo.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
It kind of devolved.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
That from that was a wide swing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Did we know what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I think it's I think it's like once they said
you got a kid, mini van, soccer mom yelling those
are karens. I think they started doing like association because
the photo does not scream.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
That to me pretty chills, which is why I've been
a fan of banning that word for some time now,
because it becomes a little lazy go to it skaren as.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
These gentlemen just displayed, yeah, do we not do we
not send a photo of Sammy out there?

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
So unfortunately, these guys didn't have enough time to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Call work right other places.

Speaker 6 (01:22:20):
And we tried and we tried, but any person that
we took photo the photo of Sammy too, just like
had one word answers. They don't have anything negative to
set hot?

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Why does that have to can't it just be there
for you?

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
I mean, they didn't have like really anything to say. Yeah,
she's fine, she's nice, she looks nice, she looks nice.
All right, it's uh yeah, remind me of my picture.
I don't think i've seen it since they yeah, okay, okay, okay, pockets.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
T shirt, nice open posture.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
But I have ray jeans on as opposed to blue jeans.
So you know, yes, we had a lot of black,
but I always have I always had on kind of dorky,
kind of smiling, a little dorky. I could have a
startup or something, right, Yeah, maybe, yeah, all right, here's

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what the here's what they had to say.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
First impression, he looks like he's a morning drinker, lock
of a coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
He looks like you're done bad bro.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:23:27):
Man, I'm gonna be honest. Man, you gotta hit the gym. Yeah,
like real man, you know, no hard feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
I like the shirt. You got to changeup the jean zone.

Speaker 8 (01:23:35):
You need a more to sauce. Throw real, hit the gym.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I can see him getting my drink wrong. Like I
can see him like, oh, I ordered a frap. He
gives me like the drink hot or something. You know,
you know where he would be good. He would be
good if he went to look at like contests for
Seth Seth Rogan. You could win it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
You could win Seth Rogen. Yeah, but seen that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Wow, if you grew your hair, because what folks don't
realize what he has ag you frow straight up.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
That's true. Let it grow.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Uh. One of our old friends who used to work
on the show, Jake, remember the phone screener, Jake, our
first phone screener. He hit me up and he just
he just told me because I guess there was like
pictures online of trying to find the picture here. Oh
it was from Eminem's daughter got married. He goes, anybody
will tell you you look like like low key, You

(01:24:31):
look like Ozempic or Eminem looks like ozempic You you
have been told.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
And that's been more recent, right, but.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
In front of me that Oh he looks like it's.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
A beard beard.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
Yeah, Eminem changed his look to look like you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Why wouldn't he you know, I mean cool?

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
In a million years, would you ever have thought like
you're getting compared to Eminem. No, it's happened a couple
of times.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Yeah, all right, we have we have one more, one more.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Tough guard.

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
He's wearing like an overcoat or like a duster, goatee,
long hair, looks mad.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Yeah, it looks angry.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
He looks like the kind of guy you like. Crossed
to the other side of the street.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Yeah, current Billy Ray Cyrus No, thank you now remind
remind me, didn't you say?

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Like one of the reasons you've kept the look is
just because you like getting the reaction.

Speaker 11 (01:25:28):
I do enjoy surprising people, like usually, you know, the
old lady will think I'm a creepy person and then
I hold the door open for them, or people think
I'm kind of a scumbag and then I'm the nicest person.
They'll be literally, Yeah, he's a guinea pig. Enthusiast. I mean,
how how scary? Could he be very friendly? Depends on
the day. That's not how angry I get. All right, well,
so we have bar what do you what are you

(01:25:50):
wearing that? It's like some kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
It's a real long jacket. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
All right, here's the guys at the gas station and
their first impression of board.

Speaker 10 (01:26:01):
What you haven't got least his high school. Listen to
that rock and I'll turn into music rock. But it
looks like, you know, it's how to get in march pits.

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
A school shirt like from the nineties.

Speaker 12 (01:26:16):
Like scary. It works at party like circum Kate or
something scary. Good Jesus for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Alright, good Jesus for Halloween.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Wow, all right, well there you go. Nothing I haven't
heard before.

Speaker 11 (01:26:35):
Yeah, you know, fellow students, parents, teachers who call the Columbine.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
You know they called you that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
One teacher nicknamed me Columbine.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
That's horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Okay, so that's back in the day. I couldn't do
that now.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Actually that's problematic. Yeah, class it was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
All right, Well, there's no new first impressions again. All right,
now we know I kind of like the idea of
like just finding other are weird people, weird places, like
random gas stations, Sammy, we got to get out of here. Yeah,
for work. Show is next. Hang on, what are you

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thinking here?

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Is Sammy?

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
It's okay, You're on the right track.

Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
It's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Show, all right, Morgan, I want you to be uh
totally honest with me. Seven to one four is texting over.
Let's be honest. You did have Sammy's picture. You guys
just don't want to play it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Was it like? Was it mean?

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Was it something you just decided like you weren't going
to play.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Let's be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
It was just boring. They had nothing like she's cute,
she's nice.

Speaker 8 (01:27:56):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Okay, all right, all right, we don't spare feelings around here.

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
We can go get the audio.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
I'm just hey, I'm addressing the people I had.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
They would have had I had that, I had the
same thought as the text.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
That's why I wanted to ask anyway, the Woody Show. Yeah,
I know, Hey, it's only fair that those people that
are looking at our photos and everything and they can
make a snap judge, but we can't get met. People
like to say, like, I don't just judge people based
on their appearance. Oh, we totally do. Everybody, and you

(01:28:36):
know that you do, whether you want to admit it
or not. Everybody does, even your mom. Everybody, Yeah, probably
mostly your mom.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Everybody. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
If you want to see the guys reacting in real time,
there's a video up on our Instagram right now, a
show on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
I thought about like people who go into confession at
church and you know that dude sitting in the judging.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
God right, but how Yeah, it sounds like you're you're a.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Person first, Yeah, and you're hearing people come in there.
They're spilling their guts and all this stuff that you
know they want to get good with God on.

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
Oh God, you're such a whore.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Yeah, geez right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
I wonder if anybody's like kind of lost it, like
where someone's in there like, oh, I'm sorry father for
I have sand and they go you gotta hear like
an audible something deal.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Hey, the marvelous missus maisl This is my example, like
a TV show I judge that hardcore just by the
name of course, not a great name. Didn't didn't want
to watch it, but everybody kept telling me, it's so
great and got to watch it and I did.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
It's it's funny.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
It is really good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Yeah, like I I judge that OnlyFans model that hooked
up with the one thousand plus dudes in twelve hours. Yeah,
I'm sure she's a lovely person once you get to
know her.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
But that's all. It's one of them. It's all you
need to know about you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Well, I think those guys got to know her on
the inside.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
It's like sometimes I'm too quick to jump the gun
on the sarcasm and no, I was serious. I mean
Greg judges people constantly. Of course, if you have a
nose ring, I judge that was yeah, yeah, instant gross.
Every time I see one. Now I think of Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
I ruined you, ruined you. Yeah, that's what he says.
Everybody judges.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
He loves rainbow colored hair.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Yeah that's nice.

Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
Yeah, anybody that looks like one of our listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Oh is that what you're said?

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Okay, yeah, don't worry listeners.

Speaker 6 (01:30:39):
So he's not must to make it clear that, I'm
just saying that he's not just he doesn't judge your
hair like you. Yeah, he's not judging you personally. Get it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Hey, how many times have you heard, like, you know,
people will just whatever it is about you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
I hear it daily.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Greg's too perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Yeah, yeah, whatever it is. People are like, oh, well,
you know you're not allowed to have an opinion for
whatever reason. Yeah, something disqualifies you from whatever that is. Anyway,
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. Yeah, the video of
those guys, those guys sound like they're having a great time.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
They're hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Yeah, you can. You can see everything. It's on our
YouTube will have the links up there also of our
YouTube page, YouTube dot com, slash the Woodies show social
media on Instagram and whatnot, will have those videos. What
do you show first impressions? You guys are asking for
those for a while. Yeah, we gotta, we gotta refresher there.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
I'm gonna start crapping a kids soccer.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
Right, yeah exactly, I know, start complaining. All right, more
Woody show is coming up. You better give it up
to these pear shape men looking just like the mom
men you show. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Welcome back everybody, Wednesday morning, January the twenty second Today
is Answer your Cats Questions Day.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
Okay, you do it, don't one?

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Just in case I think I've really come around to
really disliking cats. I don't want to say, I don't
want to say hate cats. I think it's more the
people who are cat people that I think. It's like,
it's not dogs for sea bass, it's really the owners,
right that you find annoying.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Well, yeah, for the most part, yes, although there are
certain dogs that are death machines.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Like kids can be fine, but like you know, like
the parents are like they make everything obnoxious.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Yeah, they can weaponize the obnoxiou yeah, yeah, Like I.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Don't know, I can't. Can't blame the cat necessarily.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
No, I.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Never had equal love between dogs and cats. It was
always more dogs than cats, but it was at least
a little bit more of a level playing field. Now
it's like, I don't know, I'd swear for one.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
Anybody wants to convince you that their cat rules, what
do they say? My cat's just like a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
That's also true. Today's Celebration of Life Day. It's also
National Blonde Brownie Day. Those are good, so basically that's
like a chocolate chip cookie in a brownie form.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Cat, Okay, those are good.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Bat menas it's National Hot Sauce Day and today is
Weedless Wednesday. Now I'm not sure that means like weed
as in marijuana. I'm maybe Craig, but this is not
the time of year for like weeds, like for gardening.
And this is February. What is this January?

Speaker 11 (01:33:16):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
We have this day of non smoking. They're just smokers
to abstain from smoking. There you go, twenty four hours,
just a couple of entertainment things.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
So everybody's been talking about I keep seeing the headline
everywhere about how the Black Eyed Peas have canceled their
Las Vegas residency due to quote current circumstances. Now there's
no word, There hasn't been any kind of word what
the circumstances are. But I have heard, and not just
from the report. Some of the reports mentioned this, but
I had heard this through some of the channels from

(01:33:48):
these people in at the different venues in Vegas that
we deal with. The ticket sales just trash that plan
in Hollywood was where they were supposed to perform no interest. Yeah,
I was thinking about it, and that's probably right. I
think like Black Eyed Peas are one of those artists
that if you heard one of the songs, you might

(01:34:10):
not turn it off. When it comes on the radio,
and you might even say, oh I like this song.
Would you go see them? That's a whole different level
of commitment. There's a name for it. They're called turntable artists.
Turntable artists liked you? You know, you play them in
the club and people are very excited to hear the record.

(01:34:30):
But yeah, you're not going to make it like to
go see them? Are you going to get a sitter?

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Are you going to pay that money?

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Like people only go to a certain number of shows
per year, like really Black Eyed Peace? Or you're gonna
like take a trip. You don't live in Vegas, You're
gonna take a trip to Vegas?

Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
Is that what happened with j Low? Would she be
considered a turntable artist?

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
I think I mean Herron didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
At this point. At this point, yes, maybe, but not
like the heighter career.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
For the longest time. No, h see what else we
got here?

Speaker 9 (01:34:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
Do you remember when Weezer did that cover of Africa
by Toto which society which of course that was twenty eighteen,
but that was from the fan club saying, oh, do
a cover of Africa by Toto, and so they did it. Well,
Toto's guitarist doesn't think that Rivers Cuomo even likes the song.
He says he thinks he did it to quote take

(01:35:21):
the piss out of it quote unquote. It blew up
in his face and now he's gonna have to play
it every night. He says he's even reached out to
Rivers to be friendly, but then it just got weird. Yeah,
no kidding, he's weird. We've had him on the show
a number of times. Nice guy, super nice guy.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
He's just he's awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Yeah, he's awkward. He's just he's just different. He's super talented.
Can't question the success.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
He's the one that sat on the floor to play. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
But Toto's official position is that it was good for Weezer,
and it was certainly good for them. Yeah that it
was yeah, oh my god, yeah, like it totally worked out.
And then people like Toto, oh that's not like kids
will go like, oh, do you hear.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
This song that always blows my mind?

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Yeah, I remember that. George Harrison got my mind set on.
You came out and I told my parents you got
to hear this guy. Yeah, George Harrison. They're like, yeah,
we've heard of him, all Right's get it to the
Birthday's happy birthday, see Massa and you sent him a card.
Guy Fieri is fifty seven years old.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
I'll send the three cards. Let's see.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Christopher Masterson, who was Francis on Malcolm in the Middle
is forty five. Gabriel Moch who is Harvey Spector in Suits.
I know a lot of people like that show Suits
is fifty three. DJ Jazzy Jeff He and Will Smith
had those songs parents just want to understand. And it's
Nightmare on My Street. He's sixty years old today. Olivia Diabo,

(01:36:51):
who was Fred Savage's older sister Karen on The Wonder Years,
is fifty six. Steve Perry from Journey while formerly of
Journey seven, Will Afford, the actress and singer, she's forty four.
Diane Lane, Oh see's it's not Allane. Yeah, she was

(01:37:12):
most recently Superman's Mom and Man of Steel and.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Just also in that one where she cheated on Richard Gear. Yeah,
it was all hot. She's she's sixty years old, is
I hope not?

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Linda Blair from the Extressist, She's sixty six. And then
Steven Adler the former Guns and Roses Drummer is sixty
and today's Parno birthday is Rommy Indy and she has
seen more penis than a urologist in one hundred and
fifty seven fine films, including Nasty Rich Bitch Bangs Her Massour.

(01:37:47):
She was in Drilling Mommy Volume fourteen, Pleasure in d
Major Volume one. She was in Never Board with Toys,
also Old Joy Volume one, Time Angel I'm Sorry Anal
Angels Volume four, and then Greg who can forget her

(01:38:08):
unforgettable role in Intimate three way lesbian Workouts.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Yeah, let's watch up right now.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Rommy Indy is twenty six years old. Today I met
your part of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Wednesday morning update about what's happening in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
You're on the Woody Showa Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
All right, that's gonna do it. Time the wrap up
Wednesday check. All right, just go to the woodieshow dot com.
Check out the full show podcast that's everything soup the Nuts,
and then we have the Highlight podcast. It's about fifteen
to thirty minutes, depending on the day of our favorite
moments from that particular today, show your choice. Look, if

(01:38:47):
you don't want one or the other, don't listen to
the one you don't want. It's super ease, guys, you'll
feel the same feat. It's all there. Just go to
the woodyshow dot com. But today we heard all about
how Gina's gonna getting a salmon sperm facial right, and
started talking about some other cosmetic stuff, you know, things
that people are doing. We talked about Brooks Shields and

(01:39:09):
that crazy story that a lot of people were talking
about that last week.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
But it seemed like there are more and more details.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Yeah, keeps spiraling, like the vaginal rejuvenation, stuffy Morgan's nos
job that she wants really bad. God knows Greg once
at all.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
I want all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
We got caught up on the trending news headlines. Also
Morgan's dare for dollars speak of the nose job we
were talking about, and so, yeah, she's trying to get
more money to get that nose job. So what should
she do for some money? We're looking for your suggestions.
You can send a text over to two to ninety
seven leave your ideas on the after hours voicemail, which
is eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
Woodie.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
You can send us an email email at the Woodyshow
dot com and then at some point we'll close everything
out and then get the votes and find out what
she's gonna be doing for that next little.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Bundle of money. That and more.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
It's all on the Wednesday podcast. Just go to the
Woodieshow dot com. Greg Gory. Yeah, parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Please, if you replace your morning coffee with tequila, everybody
else looks way better. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
I mean, as a guy who's not a fan of
coffee but loves tequila, that sounds pretty good to me.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Greg. The whole world just looks better.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Although, dude, I can't drink early in the day, like
early in the morning, okay, yeah, because dude, I'm I
won't make it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
What time can you start earliest?

Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
Three?

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Two or three depends on what it is and how
hard we're going.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
But like brunch, then you're done for the rest of because.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
It'll be automatic headache day. You'll feel crap. I feel
like crap for the rest.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
Of the day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
I just want to sleep, but yeah, I'll get horny first,
oh yeah, and then yeah, yeah, that's fired. Yeah, then
you want to turn over and go to bed, all right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. Rest
of you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Thursday.

(01:41:05):
Have a great day. SMD Doublem. I quit this bitch.