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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Woody Show, It's another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Friday morning, the final day of January,
and as Greg pointed out earlier, Payday, I'll bet flights
around here at What Is Show Headquarters, January thirty first,
(00:22):
twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your time on this Friday. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woody right now people are
calling in because we're gonna play the du IQ. So
if you'd like to be our contest in eight seven
seven forty four Woody Friday check ins otherwise you can
send those over to two to nine eight seven. What
(00:45):
else do we have coming up for you this?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I got to award the What do You Show Employee
of the month? Oh oh wow. Thank you everybody for
giving me your opinion as listeners, who do you think
really earned it? The sixty nine dollars cash prize and
the plaque that will be probably displayed in the studio,
right and a one win, a one point win toward
the one month of the salary.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
At the end of the year, one twelfth of the
way there, Yeah, yeah, exactly, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
In his time, ladies and gentlemen for today's dumb ass contests.
And today's dumb ass contest is the duque. Yeah all right,
du i Q. So see massive plainly way the game works.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
To everybody, please, I find a nice and drunk person
and I asked them just the gosh darnest easiest trivia
questions you can imagine. So the game is not the
answer to the questions. The game is this person so
drunk that they will know the answer to the questions
that everyone knows the answer to. If you can guess
whether the drunk person knows two times out of three,
you win.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now we're just guessing for fun with Menace and Sammy,
and we go to the phones and we say hello
to let's say hi to Brandon. Hey, good morning, Brandon.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Now are you.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Good morning? How's you going? Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
All right, So we have a person who's drunk sea Bass,
talk to them, or you get to know them a
little bit better before we get to the questions that
actually count toward anything. When it comes to a price
here on the d y Q, and who do we
have here a sea bass?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
This is Kayla and degree of difficulty for me actually
because Kayla's with a friend who doesn't want to be there.
That's the hardest thing about the Duyq.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Is with and the friends like no lated yeah, buzzkill.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I will try to power through that with kayleb though.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All right, here is Kayla.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
How many drinks would you say you've had Tonight's.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They're a bad twelve, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
What's your parents be proud?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh my god, my mom would be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
My mom would be disappointed. She would she would want more?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh is she a party girl? What you need more?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Why is there a big pile of vomit over there?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's from her?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It's from your friend or your friend peugh, I don't know.
It sucks to suck annoying.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You bar to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, all right, so Brandon, that is Kayla, and we
are ready for the questions here d u y Q.
Question number one.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The solstices are the two times of year when what happens?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, do you need to hear the question again? Menace?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, the solstices are the two ties of year when
what happens?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
All right, some guesses here around the room. I think
that Kayla does not get it. I always start there
I'm gonna say that, Uh, Sammy will get it, Menace
will not get it.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah, I was going to go triple no, but Sammy
likes like astrology and stars.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Right, well, thanks for the clue.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well there's a clue. I don't know if that'll help.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Oh, okay, sorry, Uh, I'm still going to go triple now.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Triple no, Greg Gory, I think that triple no would
be a fine answer.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So I'm going to triple no, triple no, Menace and
not Sammy. Do you think that our drunk friend Kayla
will get the answer?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No? No, no? All right, Brandon, what do you think
yes or no on Kayla? To be honest, I don't
think I get it sober, so see at least he's
honest there.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I wouldn't say that's a super easy question. Not everybody
knows that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, let's see here question number one for the d
u i Q.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The solstices are the two times of year when what
happens menace.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I just put a changing of seasons, changing of season, Well,
change it twice a year of the season winter, it's
a different type of season. There could be rock seasons.
I know, there's yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Awards season.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Uh, huh, bikini. How about that sun dress season? Yes, weather,
scarf season, pumpkins I was gonna say pumpkins, spice season.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I mean you have summer solstice.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
What I I just have the the longest day of
the year and the shortest day of the year.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay, that's got to be acceptable, yes, of course, yeah, okay, okay,
what was it?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What happened? So like right right, yeah, just the way
the question was phrased was saying, well, what happens, but
that's what it is. The days start getting shorter or longer,
Winter solstice, summer solstice.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, changing the seasons to be fair.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Sort of.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
He's on the right track because we when people say
it's the first day of whatever fall, like, well, it
still feels like summer. It has nothing to do with
what it feels like.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It has to do with it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
He was he was on the right track, all right.
So Brandon said that our friend Kayla would not get it,
and see if he's on the board. First point here,
do u i q?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The solstices are the two times of year when what happens.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
When the sun just.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, I know that the solstice just falls.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, do you there you going, thank you?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
This is stupid, But I know, I'm I know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
The time falls forward?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
On the right track?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is that correct? General?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Realm?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, Brandon, you got a point. That's good news. You
get one more and then you're gonna be the better.
But you have two more questions to get one more point.
Question number two here on the d U i Q.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And black Jack and Ace can hold what two values?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Put me down for a triple yes on this. Triple yes.
I feel like that is just such. Greg and I
always talk about how we feel like such pussies, we
feel like less of men because we don't know how
to play poker.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Poker, I don't know to save my life.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But when it comes to this, yeah, but when it
comes to playing blackjack.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I think toddlers know that.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I think we all know this.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's what I'm saying. I'm going, I'm going triple yes.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Say yes to Sammy and Menace, but no to Kayla.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No to Kayla. Greg, you know what, let's triple yes.
It triple yes. All right, Sammy, Menace, what do you
think about Kayla? No? No, not as a person. Do
you think you'll know this isn't no? As the answered?
All right, Brandon, what do you think? Yes or no? Dude? No,
sounds like an idiot. All right, there we go. Question
(07:05):
number two, d u i Q and black jack?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
An ace can hold? What two values?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Menace?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Ten or one?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Sammy? One or ten?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Same thing?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, there you go? All right, incorrect?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Say what are you doing? What's the ding?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Ding?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
One or ten?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I got it right right?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You verified it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's not right.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's an eleven or one one?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I was like everything I know about so profidently you
tricked him?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, the dinger? I thought, oh crap, losing my.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Sorry eleven God, it's like, wait, what happened?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I don't know, Sammy?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah? Because because then then then you're trying to get
a face card for the for the blackjack.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I mean, yeah, you got that ace unless you draw
something lower than you can use as the one and try. Yeah,
we have a lot of egg on our face right now.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Otherwise how would you get twenty one?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, exactly exactly?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
We triple yes?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Embarrassed?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And what do you game with the ding? I know
that was a Friday failing.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, guys, yeah, let's question number two.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Let's see Brandon said that. No, she's an idiot, as
we all are. I guess question number two.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
In black jack, an ace could hold what two values?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh my god, it's the worst because it can hold
like a positive and a negative, like, oh, an ace
is one or an ace is negative one? Like it
could be both. All right, she's got well Brandon, congratulations,
you are a winner here on the d U i K. Yeah,
(08:48):
a positive or a negative imaginary number.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Sometimes it's a say all.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Right, well, Brandon, congratulations, man, we appreciate you listening to
what you shall have yourself a great weekend. Okay, hang on,
we'll get to your information.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Get you set up with a prize that would be
a good tactic in black chack or you know, like
you get twenty two, but then you have the A
so you can take.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
One away one playing magic together.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, throw cards out.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Brandon was the winner. He didn't need question number three,
but just for funzie is question number three here on
the d U i Q.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You would try to lug nut on what part of
your car?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
A lug nut specifically.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Or fairly specifically.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Kayla, now confident on that. I'm not confident about these two. Yeah,
I'll wait to be swayed. Greg, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Okay, I'm saying yes to Sammy, and I have a
reason why. Okay, I'm saying yes to Menace because common knowledge. Okay,
and then Kayla, I'm gonna I'm gonna triple yes it again.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Juice today.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, I am think, Gina.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Well, this will be my first round the world of
the day. I'm going to say triple no.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Triple no Menace. And Sammy, do you think that you'll
get it right?
Speaker 9 (10:09):
I believe she will not get it right. And I
agree with Greg, Sammy should know the answer to this
question because for certain reasons.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, So based on that, that was my initial thought too.
So I will say the menace yes, Sammy. Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
So no.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I would be shocked if Sammy didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Me too, And we'll explain why here in a second
question number three, d u I Q you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Would try a lug nut on what part of your car?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
All right, Sammy?
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Like the hub cap?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh more specific? Well, TI the tire, oh more specific?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
What do you do they still make hubcaps?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I mean, I gotta I gotta give.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I gotta give to be more specific, by the way,
I hope caps are on my cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I mean where it's where the lug nut go.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
It would be like on the hub cap tire part.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
She knows exactly what.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
She knows what it is, but she doesn't know parts
of cars.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, well, yeah, it holds that it holds the tire
onto the car wheels.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Rim, that's such a chick answer. Ye, so but she
knew what yeah, yeah, I get it. She knows what
the engine The reason man, I'm sure you had that right.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, okay, yeah, because Sammy's dad has been selling cars,
But that doesn't mean that she would necessarily Yeah, but
we're not talking about like Marissa Tomay and my cousin Vinny,
brothers and dads and everybody else who were mechanics and
she was able to speak to the tires and the
differentials and everything else.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
She thinks the tire is the wheel.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Come on, people, Yeah, I mean you know a lot
of people.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Say that though, But that wasn't my reasoning. I thought
you recently had to change a tire and you said
if I had to do it myself, I could, but
I choose not to right right.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, my dad.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
My dad did teach me how to change a tire.
I remember one time I go to flat tire in
her way home from cheer There was like five girls
in the car and my dad had to come help us.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Change a tire.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
And he was like, every one of you pay attention
right now, and like yeah, he was like, you all
need to learn how to do this.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah right, we're cheerleader's dad.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
She can't plunge a toilet, she can't turn a lug wrench.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't think you weigh enough yeah to even kick it.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
I mean that's the thing is, I've been with guys
who had to change a tire in my life as well,
where I've like help guide them how to do it,
because I like am not if I really had to,
I could help.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh yeah, they to put.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Whatever if they didn't need help.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, you don't put your the jack under the frame.
You can really screw up. Oh yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah,
but even on the jack adds like photos of where
to put the jack unless you're an.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Idiot, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, if you can't look at pictures.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Question number three d U I Q you.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Would try a lug nut on what part of your car.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
On the what the lug nut on the.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Where would you find a lugnut?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You can't do that, But I'm asking you, but I'm but.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'm switching it in jeopardy again. They just but I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Know, I don't know. I didn't know anything. Okay, Yeah,
I was very kind again. Yeah, I feel that way
every time you think idiots egg on my face.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
There's a lot of it today.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, speaking is stupid because uh, you know, god, I
feel stupid all the time. We're talking about stuff I'm saying.
You know, I'm not a I'm not a very smart person.
I've said that a billion times. But some good news
for dummies like me and if you're one of us.
Study found that dementia might hit harder if you're well educated.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Oh interesting that falls for.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Patients typically survive for around ten years once they're diagnosed,
but it drops a two point five months for every
year of college what they think it has because you know,
people with higher arqs hide it better and don't show
signs of dementia as soon. Oh and so they're diagnosed
a little later.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So good news dummies, My fellow dummies, we're riving. Yeah,
there you go. Stuff all right, more one show's coming up,
hanging you made it just in time.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
The show is.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
All right, welcome back. Another piece of food news attorning
some new data. The chain restaurant Chili's. It's the hottest
restaurant in the country right now. In fact, popping chili
sales have increased thirty one percent in the last quarter
and foot traffic has increased twenty percent. So it's popping
a Chilis. But why all things to TikTok.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, Morgan has a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, she was just wild them.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Yeah, it just caught fire because you know, TikToker stared
posting items on there.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
The other thing I saw is they have like a
new new deal. It's basically cheaper than fast food for
you know, handmade burgers.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Okay, good for them.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What's this you brought it?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
In?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Another?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
So the pizza, the Better Goods pizza, which we officially
endorse and by the way, it's not officially we endorse it,
but they're not a sponsor, but they certainly could be
it this should yeah, you know, hey, Better Goods people
have texted us saying they bought your pizza based on
our recommendation. AnyWho, uh, they as they have a cauliflower
thin crust version, which I got because I got like
all six versions, and you know, if you want to
(15:22):
try it, and I tried.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
It, it's a very This is which one.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's cauliflower with a pepperoni and regular should try it.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
The cauliflower crusts. And I only knew about it when
Woody said he tried it and liked it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I like this and I think this is very good.
It's right, I do like it, just like I've liked
their other pizzas.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Tastes flavors like you, just.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Like you liked the other pizzas.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
What's that because the crust is vastly different. It's vastly different.
But but I'm saying, like, as the taste goes, the
flavor is good. Yes, I wish it was a little crispier,
which is why, like the California Pizza Kitchen, I keep
calling it California cru Cauliflower crust is really good because
there's a crispness to it, yet it's also still somewhat chewy. Yeah,
(16:06):
if you can finish this on a flat up or something.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
That was gonna say, if you want to crisp it
up like on in a big pan, like on top
of your oven, that's helpful.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, I would not. This is to me that it's
just a vastly different because the crust of the other
Better Goods is what makes it so nice.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I style it was great.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I like the doughiness of the of the dough, like.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
This is like a soft flat bread.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
This is this is not a remarkable pizza though in anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
This illegal pizza oven that we have office oven. Is
it on a do you just cook it on a
rack or do you put it like on a cookie sheets?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Okay, oh right on the rack? Yeah, so I'm surprised
it's that that flimsy Yeah for being just cooked right
on the wrack.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah. Somebody had texted over six one eight says I
tried the Better Goods Marguerita pizza last night. The verdict
is rip, nip, slip and drip damn good of flower.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
By the way, not that much better for you. It's
only a couple of hundred calories less.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Well, let me guess is the is it mixed with
like a tap yoga or cassava flower because those are very.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Carbis brown rice, corn starch?
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Well, I'm saying, but people do.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
No.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
But because I've gone through many cauliflower crusts, I'm like, oh,
this carbs.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Are the same as if I was just eating the pizzas.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
It's like fake meat they throw.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
If that was better for you, I would eat that
all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
By the way, a study found that mentioning vegan, vegetarianism
or veganism in your dating profile hurts your chances of
finding a partner.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I see it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Why people don't eat meat also impacts their chances of
getting a match. Vegetarians motivated by health reasons rated less
favorably than those doing it for ethical or environmental concerns.
They see This is likely because their restrictive diet is
considered self centered choices compared to an altruistic one.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Agreed, but if you're doing it, who cares.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Vegetarianism also influence people's perception of masculinity and femininity. Men
who opted for a veggie burger were viewed as less masculine,
while while women who didn't eat meat were seen as
butchy and less feminine. Overall, Oh so.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
It doesn't matter. What gender you looked interested and.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
That said in the end none, that might matter because
four and ten vegetarians, it's about thirty nine percent wouldn't
consider a relationship with a meat eater anyway. Yeah, now,
Board's a vegetarian, yep. I wouldn't call him less manly,
would you. Guys's face, he's burned the place down.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
He does it for you know, the love of animals,
right right, which I have more respect for than you know,
the people that do it for dietary reasons.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Now, Board, does your wife eat meat at all? No?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No, When I met her she was a vegetarian vegan
kind of back and forth on the tube.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, okay, and is that what turns you onto it?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
And to her? Yeah no, I pretty much ate that
way anywhere. Vegetarian too, let's bang, yeah right, get those
pants off?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Girls? Just why bring it up on a dating you
see that egg plant? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
To your question, Greg, Yeah, anytime someone has anything like that,
their politics, their dietary. Yeah, why is that your identity?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Right now? This could work better than dating apps. As
woman in Australia, she went to a rugby match and
she held up a big sign that just said single
with an arrow pointing down and she put her Instagram
handle on it, and now her d ms are flooded.
Of course, here's the picture just as single. She's holding
up the show. She's cool with sports, so I'm sure
(19:33):
a lot of guys found that interesting. And then here's
another picture from her from her Instagram. Yeah, yeah, she's not.
She's not a bad looking.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Check she.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
Looks. She did it for followers instead of dating.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I guarantee she's.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
On daily, if not hourly. Okay, well, there are a
lot of attractive women who say that men don't hit
on them, because do you think that's true. I've never
believed that.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
I don't know. I'm not a dude.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I watch because you watch it happen in real life.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
And I I have.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Been with girls who if I if I leave them
alone and they're guys talking to them if I'm not
going to get a drinker out of the bathroom, so
I know what happens, and it's just then maybe they
maybe they might pull it off as like, oh, guys
are just nice to me. Theyone's nice at this.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I will say this, The type of guy that they
might be into is not hanging like those.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Are the ones who are the sea basses who are
hitting on the You're not getting this, Greg wouldn't hit
on it for other reasons.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
But no, but I'd want to go shopping with her.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Correct? Correct?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
I just joined because you know, I joined every Facebook group.
There's some one called vouch Dating Good and Verified Guys.
So these are guys that you like basically like nominate,
like hey, singing girls, like my brother's a great guy
or whatever.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
And now I'm on this site just because I because I.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Would never trust somebody who's like vouching for a family member.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Oh that's that's how I found it. I'm on the
I'm also on like the don't date him girl one.
I love these Yes I'm married and this is just
for fun. But they're like, oh, my brother's really nice,
where do I post him? And everyone's like, go to
the vouched and Verified page? So I had to join that.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
So now there's like apparently all these nice guys.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay, well there you go, and everybody, yeah, yeah, where
where do I need to go for this?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
She's vouched dating on Facebook Good and Verified Guy Facebook?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Okay you don't have Facebook Instagram?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Oh good for you.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I thought I was the only person in the plant.
I felt that so lonely for so long.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Like a lot of us are all being fathered into Facebook.
I mean, I on a Facebook, but I got rid
of it.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Another relationship news, you guys hear about that. I've always
hated this guy, the kicker for the Ravens, Justin Tucker. Okay,
so the hold Deshaun Watson thing with U messuse massage places. Well,
now Justin Tucker has been accused of sexual misconduct by
six different massage therapists.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Geez, these guys with massages.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
The Baltimore Banner reports that the six massuses at four
different spas around the Baltimore area all have the same stories.
He would come in for therapy at points during their work,
he would intentionally and repeatedly expose his penis and intentionally
let it rub on them. He would also quote leave
ejaculate on their equipment, meaning on the table following some
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of the treatments, and two of the spas say they
actually banned Tucker because of this behavior. Now, of course
he's denying all the claims.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well, but the thing is, who's going to that many
different massage parlors unless it's for a reason.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I guess you if you get kicked out. Yeah, right, exactly. Well,
who knows that this is actually true? Allegedly this is
what's being alleged, but on the table. This is one
of those things where you have, like you see somebody,
you see their face and not hate this guy. I've
hated them forever. I hate him just because he's a
Baltimore Raven too, Let's make that very clear. Can't stand
him because of that alone. However, that being said, you
(22:56):
know when you just get a vibe about somebody, like
if you say, hey, give me any to somebody who's
going to end up you know on one of these
like type of like uh, yeah to.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
The list, Yeah, what's his name? I gotta look him up?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, the Harvey Weinstein list, or the what's his name
who killed himself? Epstein list? Or ye justin Yeah, we
keep saying that about lin Manuel Miranda. He's gonna come
out at some point, like in some kind of scandal.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I say, I get it. J T has very nice eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, I don't trust his face.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
I've never liked a tangular smile.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
His face, I've never trusted it.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It looks kind of disheveled.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So yeah, that's the that's the that's the report. TMZ
has a big thing on it too. You can you
can check it out justin Tuger Tuger.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
But you're right. Once you find like your massage place,
you keep going to the same place. Move around.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
All right, We're gonna take a break. Eight seven. He
will come back and I'll tell you who the what
do you show employee the month for January?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Is?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Whoa next on the Woody show?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Boy Hattie?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's sure got a tasty kick to it. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
This is.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
A time to announce the winner. Will you show employee
of the month for January twenty twenty five?
Speaker 10 (24:09):
And I'll spare you all the dramatics. I think it
was an overwhelming vote, and it was. It was already
something I was thinking about. Congratulations. And she's not here
today because she went home sick. Morgan is your employee
of the month for January.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
It's going to accept this award on her behalf.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I think you should, Oh no, I think you should.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Okay, I accept this award on Morgan's behalf. Thank you everyone,
Thank you to God, thank you to my family and
Dana White. Thank you Dana White and thank you Cabo
and yeah, God bless Cobo.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I love you. Yeah, I can't wait to get home.
Oh wit celebrate. Yeah right, well, congratulations on the sixty
nine dollars cash bonus. Nice and another employee the month
plaque for Morgan. What a month, she's a multi winner.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Yeah, it's a big month for her.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah it was. I mean, and you know, the employees
is not just doing what you're supposed to do well,
it's going above and beyond. That's really what it is.
And she has She's gone and traveled places off the clock,
hours of her time to go collect audio and do
things and and whatever. So we really appreciate that Morgan
does a great job. So congratulations to Morgan. Thank you
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guys for giving me your feedback to we go around
the room here obviously, and then I take into consideration
what the listeners think, who's really stood out to you?
And then and then I make a decision. Yeah, I'm
the one buying the plaque. I'm the one giving out
the money. True, and that's coming out of my pocket.
It's like, damn, you should get a vote. Yeah, I
should get a vote. I'm not eligible to win, all right?
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Eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the phone number
sent us a text this morning whenever you got over
to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Show is back.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
All right, we are into another new hour in sensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning.
It's January the thirty first, twenty twenty five. My name
is Whaty. That is great gory. Hi, we've got minutes.
There's uh Gina grad Hey, sea basses here you got
Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven four what
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you can hit us up with the text over to
too nine eight seven. You guys are ready for some
redneck news. Oh yeah, the Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
If you know, the moon landing was baking and petfoot
is wheels.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
We name news all right, speaking of Bigfoot, this one's
a little different than what we're used to with these
redneck news stories. Hey, you know how Sammy loves cheaters, right,
you probably love this one. This woman filed for divorce
and the final straw was that her husband went hunting
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for Bigfoot with his ex girlfriend. The husband has been
trekking all over the world looking for Bigfoot, and according
to the divorce papers, on one of his trips, he
took his ex with him without telling his wife. Sure,
and it gets even better. During the final stages of divorce,
he was asking for spousal support because he got injured
(27:17):
on one of these bigfoot trips and he was claiming
that he couldn't work anymore.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Well, it wasn't the hunting for bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's just because he brought an eggs and that her problem.
But the judge didn't buy it. Since he continues to
go camping and fishing and hunting and riding quad motorcycles
exploring remote areas of the wilderness in search of bigfoot.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
So sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, she's on the hook for any of that. So, ladies,
you think you're annoyed because your husband plays video games
too much or whatever he's into. How about too much Mario?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
I Knowice, he's spending all this time out of the
woods looking for bigfoot, but he's doing it with his
ex girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
No, thank you, take your yetti and go find somebody else.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, there are a couple of guys that died in
outside of Portland's from exposure.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
They were hunting for bigfoot. Wow, months ago.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
It's not your family member, right, Sam, I mean you
have a family member that hunters.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Yeah, no, No, I just Habo on Sunday.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
He's yeah, that's a nickname, right, Yes, okay.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
He was on Finding Bigfoot the show.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
He was He's a huge guy and so he was.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
That was the one re enacting.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, tell us about some of your other family members.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
What are you like, Like, do you have a locknest
monster hunter?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Crazy into the whole like astrology thing and whatever. He's
a bigfoot hunter, like, whether they're kind of interesting? Successful
big foot hunter?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Yeah, he has a hat that says gone squatch him.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah's successful, like he's found a bunch of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
How how do you measure success in the big foot
hunting world?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
He's well, I mean, yeah, they had a show about
it for many seasons.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Right, But that's like a pity thingister, not successful.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Wait, it's like a freak show.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
How is it a pity thing? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
People enjoy people?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Of course they're going to do a show about the
guy who's devoted his life to hunting a fictional thing.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
He's not alone.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
There's a lot of people who are.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
They had good ratings, that's why it continued.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
People enjoyed the show.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Everyone was talking about it. Greg, how'd you miss it?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Finding Bigfoot.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Yeah, you have never heard of that show?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It was never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay, that's a woman who filed for divorce after her
husband secretly goes on a trip hunting for Bigfoot with
his ex girlfriend. And that is today's red Nick.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We need to do an intervention for Bobo.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
It sounds like Bobo gaving his best life.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
It's getting paid to hunt for big Foot?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Does get better than that?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Like what kind of money?
Speaker 8 (29:53):
I mean TV money getting paid because of the show,
so essentially I don't.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Know, groupies and the merchant and stuff. Yeah right, so
he's retired now from all that money? Is that right?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
Well, it says he I mean again, I don't talk
to him about his finances.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
He earned between five and ten grand per episode?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
What kind of what kind of car does you drive?
I truly don't tell us about his house. He's humble,
Like what k in the house? Is?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Liv see I'm imagining like this is the kind of
person living in the trail.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
He goes to his mom's house like the.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
People listening to that Coast to Coast with George Norri.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
So he could just be a big act. He might
not even believe.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What else does he talk about. What do you mean, like,
if you're hanging out with him, is he one of
those guys who's just kind of like singularly focused. He's
like bigfoots his whole identity kind of thing. Like, so
like if if I just met him and I didn't
know about this bigfoot thing, like, he wouldn't come off
as odd.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
No, he wouldn't just be like talking to you about Bigfoot?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
What cryptids?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Do you like his personality or kind of you know
how these people are a strange vibe? No, he's cool.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Okay, Yeah from the photos it looks like you would
give off a vibe.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, I'm just asking. I'm saying, look, I got an
ant chrissy. Like we all have people. Yeah, we all
have people in the family who are characters.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
At least on the photos of the character. For sure,
if I met him, I'm like, we can talk about Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
He's a great time.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Okay, all right, he looks like besides this, what does
he do, like, what does he do for a living?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I mean that was it? That's it?
Speaker 8 (31:30):
Now well now I mean now they you know he
has a podcast and stuff, and that's what.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
He does for a job. Even after because that the
show's over, right, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Like I know that he has a podcast, now that's
what I know.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
He's not in finance.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Good member you are. I can't merch mer those hats probably,
but to me that would seemed more like a.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Like a hobby. Yeah, like you would do like if
you're a big foot hunter, like you do that on
the weekends, or you know, you do your big trip
with your boys every year.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
I mean, it becomes your job.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
It did for the purpose of the show. But I'm
saying like, now because he's not on the show, the
show is not a thing anymore.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, So after that, like, what's the next chapter of
your life? Like, what do you do for a living?
He said, go to nursing school. He's got a podcast.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Okay, he's on cameo.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Nice, he lives on Patreon.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I know that, Like he could be related to your boyfriend.
How much on something twenty five dollars he has given? Oh,
by Jesus, you might be making cameo money. These are
just the reviews, he said, four hundred and seven reviews. Okay,
I've never written a review myself, and I bought all
kinds of cameos.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Did he lose a lot of weight.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, all right, I'm just curious about that whole thing.
It's amazing to me, like how people cannot work for
a living. That's I mean, that's not real work.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Or to be a professional bigfoot hunter. Speaking of bigfoot,
I went on a date with a guy who was
obsessed with bigfoot, and he was telling me during the
Mount Saint Helen eruption that the government hid hid bigfoot.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
What in a hospital?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh, hit bigfoot hospitals because bigfoot families were also impacted
by the eruption. Oh, they hid bigfoot hot that's what
they meant. Okay, So they set up these bigfoot hospitals
because bigfoot families were impacted by the eruption. Family big feet,
by the way, I think my face set it all
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and the date ended at that.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Point, that had to be seventy nine or so eighty.
That eruption didn't just like it wasn't a mud slide.
It was literally like football field sized rocks going at
two hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
So there's no hospitals.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I'm pretty sure Sammy's cousin was spoofed on an episode
of South Park season sixteen, episode four.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Oh no, honor, that's how you know you made it?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Do you have a phone number.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
If it still works?
Speaker 8 (33:49):
I mean I do have him in my phone.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Oh call um.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
See we can get him on the air. Call him
during the break. Okay, see you we can get him
on the We have questions.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
We need you.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, GiB give Bobo on the line.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
A little early for Bobo whatever whatever. Night before.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, something tells me that the Bigfoot hunting schedule is
not like like regular nine to five.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I would love to join you. I've got meetings.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Big conference call.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Guess what the name of that South Park episode is?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
What's it?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Jew Pa Cabra?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I remember that episode? Jewp a Cabra. Yeah that's right. Okay,
so yeah, calm during the bak. See if we get
him on the phone. Okay, I'd love to talk to him.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'm so curious. And we could hear his squatch call
like you can make a you can make a whole
life out of that.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
He did, I know he did.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Apparently, Yeah for that. It started.
Speaker 8 (34:42):
It started on a do you remember that show Strange
Days with Bob Saggatt. It was like a mini series
kind of thing, and he just went and did things
with like random things with people who did that, and
so that's how he went and hunted Bigfoot with them,
and then they ended up getting a whole show off
of it.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Listen to Bobo's squatch call from Finding Bigfoot from a
Finding Big a Foot episode. It's great five to see
if you can find that Seabas dude.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
He has all this photographic evidence of you know, footprints
on his Facebook.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Okay, nobody can make a footpright right.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Okay, So either way, we'll take the break, we'll come
back you. We're gonna talk to Sammy's cousin.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Yeah, he's my cousin.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Cousin Bobo the bigfoot sasquatch hunter or or both. I
have a couple. You know how Menace is into like
some crazy stuff. He's got different interests, you know, he's
with the super volcanoes and the yeah worries things like that.
I want to talk to Bobo so bad, So Calum
see if can get him on the phone. Do you
(35:39):
get men high first?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Also, he also calls Joey Chestnut the Goat. I definitely
want to talk to that.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I think there's some snannigans going on The Woody Show
is back.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Did you get a hold of your cousin Bobo the
big Foot Hunter?
Speaker 7 (35:56):
Unfortunately I did not. I don't think he's awake.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yed, I've been killing you twice.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I wonder how hard she tried, because we've we've we've
had and I've supported you in the past on some
of these things, like you know what, maybe that's not
a good idea, but I did you really reach out
to him?
Speaker 11 (36:10):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I called him twice and antexted him.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Do you want to see Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
No, I'm okay.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Now that I've seen and heard some Bobo, I'm not
surprised he would not be awake.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yeah, because you got to stay up late like y
because everybody knows that boot doesn't come out during during
the day.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
We've had several people that have texted and saying they
knew or known him in the past, and it's it's
you know, he's kind of one of those woodsy hippie. Yeah,
probably plays. Does Bobo love or did he love? Ultimately
not ultimate Frisbee frisbee golf? I mean probably another fun fact.
Don't you have a family member that's wayne to Frisbee gold?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Oh yeah, Well, my my aunt is in the Ultimate
Frisbee Hall.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Of Fame married to Bobo. Frisbee is running in athletics.
Frisbee Golls is just Stoner's in their time if you're
just tuning in.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Uh. Sammy's cousin is Bobo, who was on that TV
show Finding Bigfoot, and a lot of people seem to
know they did, like apparently spoofed him on a on
a South Park episode. We were talking about that. Somebody
was saying, oh, you got to hear his big foot call? Yeah,
the Bigfoot call? Which best you found that?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I got a he was on Conan O'Brien. This is
doing it to in studios. This is Sammy's cousin, Bobo,
on with Conan O'Brien doing his sasquatch call.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Here we go, dude. Sounds legit to me.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Parties too.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Conan and in our good close personal friend Joel McHale,
who happened to be on set at the time, they
had a question because that's what the Bigfoot sounds like. Yeah,
Conan has a question.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay, I have to be honest with you.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
You're describing thousands of these creatures that live in the
woods and scream thout all the time, like.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Robin Williams in a bear trap.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
We don't have one.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
How come we don't have one? Why isn't he on
the show right now? Why isn't he on the view?
Why isn't he walking around?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
I mean because then Bobo would never show?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah, thank you? So we said Thanksgiving must be lit. Yeah,
at Sammy's family's house.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Yeah, Sammy, I have all these fun facts about your family,
but what about mine?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
What about your family? The fun facts about your family?
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Are you listening?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Are you paying attention?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Your grandma had a farm. Your mom's a florist. They
did a lot of things with chickens and stuff. Right,
there was, Yeah, there was like a farm farm situation
at your grandma's.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Nope, nope, Oh what are your mom's mom?
Speaker 8 (38:52):
Sorry, your mom's and your mom's a florist and you
also worked at the doing flower arrangements with her.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yes, Okay, you got a right? Okay, medicine to make
sure you're paying attention to him too, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
Yeah, very important.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
It's not all about you, Sam.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
A couple things for Menace. You know, he likes that
he's fascinated by the story about the underground volcanoes. Yeah,
the super volcano, the super volcanoes that under a Yellowstone. Well,
how about these underwater volcanoes do you hear about that?
Speaker 7 (39:22):
Those are so cool.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
So scientists they're predicting that a mile long volcano off
the west coast will erupt this year. It's known as
Axial Seamount, and it's about three hundred miles off the
coast of Oregon, and they say it's showing behavior that
indicates an eruption is imminent. But they say, don't worry,
no threat to humans. Even if you were on a
boat right above it when it erupted, you wouldn't even
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know it.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Oh, ocean farming.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I would love to get a new island, So don't
don't don't be concerned about that. But astronomers just spotted
a massive asteroid which they say is around one hundred
meters or just over three hundred feet wide, which I
say is not big enough to be a planet killer,
but at the same time, it wouldn't be good. There's
a one point three percent chance of it hitting Earth
(40:06):
in twenty thirty two.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
That ain't zero, right, you're saying.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
There's a chance.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Yeah, that's kind of high.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, but because of its orbit, we might not know
for sure. And they stay until twenty twenty eight, so
we'd have four years, you know, to potentially do something
about it. Yeah, send Bruce Willis up there or something.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Getting correct, because like big rocks and big motions are
very easily easy to calculate, says According to the nerds
at space dot com, it would create a massive crater,
destroy buildings up to nine miles away, shatter windows more
than sixty miles away, trigger a massive earthquake that would
destroy stuff over a much larger area, but would also
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kick up a ton of dust and debris that would
linger in the atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Or if it hit the ocean, it would cause a
massive tsunami.
Speaker 11 (40:49):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Now, for reference, there was an asteroid half this size
that hit eastern Russia in nineteen oh eight. That was
am and it flattened eighty million trees over an area
of about eight hundred square miles.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah when that happened, Oh, I'm gonna land in Gregg's
backyard probably.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, it's over. Yeah, somebody says, uh three one.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I was with Bobo on Saturday because his father passed away,
which is where I was. I was also there on
Saturday and the celebration of celebration. We asked Sammy what
she was doing. We asked sam what she was doing
for the weekend. She cause, well, I'm going to a celebration.
We're like, well, wow, that's Friday, it's cool.
Speaker 10 (41:30):
Saturday.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
We just had to go to her last Yeah.
Speaker 8 (41:33):
Oh well, well the celebration of life for my uncle.
There was probably one hundred and fifty people. I mean
there was a ton of people there.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Oh yeah, it wasn't just like family mines.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Bobo's brother married my wife, and I oh, the official.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
Officiants in my okay, yeah, my uncle married me, but
like my uncle and then the three sons uncle.
Speaker 7 (41:53):
Married, yeah, at my wedding.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Okay, I think I read that wrong because I said
Bobo's brother married my wife, and I like it was
like some kind of like I read that wrong.
Speaker 7 (42:05):
We all ordained through the Universal Life Church.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
At this point, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Yes, it's not really a qualification that's hard to get.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
You just go online fill out the form.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Also for Menace, this is something for you. I'm sure
you get a boner. Over over in China, they armed
a drone and a robot dog with fireworks and let
them duke it out. There's video of this nice and
you see the drone fireworks fitted onto the landing gear.
The dog has the fireworks firing like on this mechanism
that's mounted on its back, and they're dueling each other
(42:37):
while dodging incoming fire.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I'm not sure if they're being controlled manually or operating autonomously.
But they say this might be the first machine war
and dawn of modern warfare powered by artificial intelligence. And
I do have somewhere here a look look at the
screenshots here. So it's it's drone. It's drone and robot dog.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
Dude, that rules battling it out, all right, Well, it
looks like there's a new betting site that's.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Gonna un sports league.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, yeah, who you got in that fight. I'll take
the drone.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah, no, the dog, because all it takes is one
decent shot that drones going down. Yeah, he hit a propeller.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
It's over. Great. You don't know that taxi The stupidest question.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
One of my favorite videos is this guy who's like
he's standing on one of those huge drones and he's
like flying around like you know, he's a Marvel character
and somebody throws a basketball to him and he drops
it onto one of the propellers and then.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
He just those things can't fly with the three like
if they have I'm saying, if they have propellers in
the four corners, they can, like how a plane can
fly but just one engine.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
No, I think one of the propellers out throws it
off balance. I'm sure future versions will be able to
compensate for that, but not now.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Or maybe the arms could swing it away so it
becomes almost like a like a piece sign.
Speaker 9 (44:10):
That's why the test versions of you know, the ones
that people are gonna be in the flying taxis. Yeah,
they have parachutes, okay, just just in case, like a bird.
It's one of those I know, a bird string.
Speaker 7 (44:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
I don't wait to get one though.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Boys funny, Oh well, that's gonna do it for this hour.
That's gonna do it for today's show. That's it for
the week everybody time to weekend. We got the full
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(45:12):
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Woody Show, It's another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Friday morning, the final day of January,
and as Greg pointed out earlier, Payday, I'll bet flights
around here at What Is Show Headquarters, January thirty first,
(00:22):
twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your time on this Friday. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woody right now people are
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else do we have coming up for you this?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I got to award the What do You Show Employee
of the month? Oh oh wow. Thank you everybody for
giving me your opinion as listeners, who do you think
really earned it? The sixty nine dollars cash prize and
the plaque that will be probably displayed in the studio,
right and a one win, a one point win toward
the one month of the salary.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
At the end of the year, one twelfth of the
way there, Yeah, yeah, exactly, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
In his time, ladies and gentlemen for today's dumb ass contests.
And today's dumb ass contest is the duque. Yeah all right,
du i Q. So see massive plainly way the game works.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
To everybody, please, I find a nice and drunk person
and I asked them just the gosh darnest easiest trivia
questions you can imagine. So the game is not the
answer to the questions. The game is this person so
drunk that they will know the answer to the questions
that everyone knows the answer to. If you can guess
whether the drunk person knows two times out of three,
you win.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now we're just guessing for fun with Menace and Sammy,
and we go to the phones and we say hello
to let's say hi to Brandon. Hey, good morning, Brandon.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Now are you.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Good morning? How's you going? Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
All right, So we have a person who's drunk sea Bass,
talk to them, or you get to know them a
little bit better before we get to the questions that
actually count toward anything. When it comes to a price
here on the d y Q, and who do we
have here a sea bass?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
This is Kayla and degree of difficulty for me actually
because Kayla's with a friend who doesn't want to be there.
That's the hardest thing about the Duyq.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Is with and the friends like no lated yeah, buzzkill.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I will try to power through that with kayleb though.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All right, here is Kayla.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
How many drinks would you say you've had Tonight's.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They're a bad twelve, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
What's your parents be proud?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh my god, my mom would be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
My mom would be disappointed. She would she would want more?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh is she a party girl? What you need more?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Why is there a big pile of vomit over there?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's from her?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It's from your friend or your friend peugh, I don't know.
It sucks to suck annoying.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You bar to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, all right, so Brandon, that is Kayla, and we
are ready for the questions here d u y Q.
Question number one.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The solstices are the two times of year when what happens?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, do you need to hear the question again? Menace?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, the solstices are the two ties of year when
what happens?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
All right, some guesses here around the room. I think
that Kayla does not get it. I always start there
I'm gonna say that, Uh, Sammy will get it, Menace
will not get it.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah, I was going to go triple no, but Sammy
likes like astrology and stars.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Right, well, thanks for the clue.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well there's a clue. I don't know if that'll help.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Oh, okay, sorry, Uh, I'm still going to go triple now.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Triple no, Greg Gory, I think that triple no would
be a fine answer.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So I'm going to triple no, triple no, Menace and
not Sammy. Do you think that our drunk friend Kayla
will get the answer?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No? No, no? All right, Brandon, what do you think
yes or no on Kayla? To be honest, I don't
think I get it sober, so see at least he's
honest there.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I wouldn't say that's a super easy question. Not everybody
knows that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, let's see here question number one for the d
u i Q.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The solstices are the two times of year when what
happens menace.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I just put a changing of seasons, changing of season, Well,
change it twice a year of the season winter, it's
a different type of season. There could be rock seasons.
I know, there's yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Awards season.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Uh, huh, bikini. How about that sun dress season? Yes, weather,
scarf season, pumpkins I was gonna say pumpkins, spice season.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I mean you have summer solstice.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
What I I just have the the longest day of
the year and the shortest day of the year.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay, that's got to be acceptable, yes, of course, yeah, okay, okay,
what was it?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What happened? So like right right, yeah, just the way
the question was phrased was saying, well, what happens, but
that's what it is. The days start getting shorter or longer,
Winter solstice, summer solstice.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, changing the seasons to be fair.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Sort of.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
He's on the right track because we when people say
it's the first day of whatever fall, like, well, it
still feels like summer. It has nothing to do with
what it feels like.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It has to do with it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
He was he was on the right track, all right.
So Brandon said that our friend Kayla would not get it,
and see if he's on the board. First point here,
do u i q?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The solstices are the two times of year when what happens.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
When the sun just.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, I know that the solstice just falls.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, do you there you going, thank you?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
This is stupid, But I know, I'm I know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
The time falls forward?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
On the right track?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is that correct? General?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Realm?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, Brandon, you got a point. That's good news. You
get one more and then you're gonna be the better.
But you have two more questions to get one more point.
Question number two here on the d U i Q.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And black Jack and Ace can hold what two values?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Put me down for a triple yes on this. Triple yes.
I feel like that is just such. Greg and I
always talk about how we feel like such pussies, we
feel like less of men because we don't know how
to play poker.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Poker, I don't know to save my life.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But when it comes to this, yeah, but when it
comes to playing blackjack.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I think toddlers know that.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I think we all know this.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's what I'm saying. I'm going, I'm going triple yes.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Say yes to Sammy and Menace, but no to Kayla.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No to Kayla. Greg, you know what, let's triple yes.
It triple yes. All right, Sammy, Menace, what do you
think about Kayla? No? No, not as a person. Do
you think you'll know this isn't no? As the answered?
All right, Brandon, what do you think? Yes or no? Dude? No,
sounds like an idiot. All right, there we go. Question
(07:05):
number two, d u i Q and black jack?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
An ace can hold? What two values?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Menace?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Ten or one?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Sammy? One or ten?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Same thing?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, there you go? All right, incorrect?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Say what are you doing? What's the ding?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Ding?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
One or ten?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I got it right right?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You verified it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's not right.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's an eleven or one one?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I was like everything I know about so profidently you
tricked him?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, the dinger? I thought, oh crap, losing my.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Sorry eleven God, it's like, wait, what happened?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I don't know, Sammy?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah? Because because then then then you're trying to get
a face card for the for the blackjack.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I mean, yeah, you got that ace unless you draw
something lower than you can use as the one and try. Yeah,
we have a lot of egg on our face right now.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Otherwise how would you get twenty one?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, exactly exactly?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
We triple yes?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Embarrassed?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And what do you game with the ding? I know
that was a Friday failing.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, guys, yeah, let's question number two.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Let's see Brandon said that. No, she's an idiot, as
we all are. I guess question number two.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
In black jack, an ace could hold what two values?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh my god, it's the worst because it can hold
like a positive and a negative, like, oh, an ace
is one or an ace is negative one? Like it
could be both. All right, she's got well Brandon, congratulations,
you are a winner here on the d U i K. Yeah,
(08:48):
a positive or a negative imaginary number.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Sometimes it's a say all.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Right, well, Brandon, congratulations, man, we appreciate you listening to
what you shall have yourself a great weekend. Okay, hang on,
we'll get to your information.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Get you set up with a prize that would be
a good tactic in black chack or you know, like
you get twenty two, but then you have the A
so you can take.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
One away one playing magic together.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, throw cards out.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Brandon was the winner. He didn't need question number three,
but just for funzie is question number three here on
the d U i Q.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You would try to lug nut on what part of
your car?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
A lug nut specifically.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Or fairly specifically.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Kayla, now confident on that. I'm not confident about these two. Yeah,
I'll wait to be swayed. Greg, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Okay, I'm saying yes to Sammy, and I have a
reason why. Okay, I'm saying yes to Menace because common knowledge. Okay,
and then Kayla, I'm gonna I'm gonna triple yes it again.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Juice today.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, I am think, Gina.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Well, this will be my first round the world of
the day. I'm going to say triple no.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Triple no Menace. And Sammy, do you think that you'll
get it right?
Speaker 9 (10:09):
I believe she will not get it right. And I
agree with Greg, Sammy should know the answer to this
question because for certain reasons.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, So based on that, that was my initial thought too.
So I will say the menace yes, Sammy. Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
So no.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I would be shocked if Sammy didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Me too, And we'll explain why here in a second
question number three, d u I Q you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Would try a lug nut on what part of your car?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
All right, Sammy?
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Like the hub cap?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh more specific? Well, TI the tire, oh more specific?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
What do you do they still make hubcaps?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I mean, I gotta I gotta give.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I gotta give to be more specific, by the way,
I hope caps are on my cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I mean where it's where the lug nut go.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
It would be like on the hub cap tire part.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
She knows exactly what.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
She knows what it is, but she doesn't know parts
of cars.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, well, yeah, it holds that it holds the tire
onto the car wheels.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Rim, that's such a chick answer. Ye, so but she
knew what yeah, yeah, I get it. She knows what
the engine The reason man, I'm sure you had that right.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, okay, yeah, because Sammy's dad has been selling cars,
But that doesn't mean that she would necessarily Yeah, but
we're not talking about like Marissa Tomay and my cousin Vinny,
brothers and dads and everybody else who were mechanics and
she was able to speak to the tires and the
differentials and everything else.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
She thinks the tire is the wheel.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Come on, people, Yeah, I mean you know a lot
of people.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Say that though, But that wasn't my reasoning. I thought
you recently had to change a tire and you said
if I had to do it myself, I could, but
I choose not to right right.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, my dad.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
My dad did teach me how to change a tire.
I remember one time I go to flat tire in
her way home from cheer There was like five girls
in the car and my dad had to come help us.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Change a tire.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
And he was like, every one of you pay attention
right now, and like yeah, he was like, you all
need to learn how to do this.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah right, we're cheerleader's dad.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
She can't plunge a toilet, she can't turn a lug wrench.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't think you weigh enough yeah to even kick it.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
I mean that's the thing is, I've been with guys
who had to change a tire in my life as well,
where I've like help guide them how to do it,
because I like am not if I really had to,
I could help.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh yeah, they to put.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Whatever if they didn't need help.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, you don't put your the jack under the frame.
You can really screw up. Oh yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah,
but even on the jack adds like photos of where
to put the jack unless you're an.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Idiot, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, if you can't look at pictures.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Question number three d U I Q you.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Would try a lug nut on what part of your car.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
On the what the lug nut on the.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Where would you find a lugnut?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You can't do that, But I'm asking you, but I'm but.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'm switching it in jeopardy again. They just but I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Know, I don't know. I didn't know anything. Okay, Yeah,
I was very kind again. Yeah, I feel that way
every time you think idiots egg on my face.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
There's a lot of it today.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, speaking is stupid because uh, you know, god, I
feel stupid all the time. We're talking about stuff I'm saying.
You know, I'm not a I'm not a very smart person.
I've said that a billion times. But some good news
for dummies like me and if you're one of us.
Study found that dementia might hit harder if you're well educated.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Oh interesting that falls for.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Patients typically survive for around ten years once they're diagnosed,
but it drops a two point five months for every
year of college what they think it has because you know,
people with higher arqs hide it better and don't show
signs of dementia as soon. Oh and so they're diagnosed
a little later.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So good news dummies, My fellow dummies, we're riving. Yeah,
there you go. Stuff all right, more one show's coming up,
hanging you made it just in time.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
The show is.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
All right, welcome back. Another piece of food news attorning
some new data. The chain restaurant Chili's. It's the hottest
restaurant in the country right now. In fact, popping chili
sales have increased thirty one percent in the last quarter
and foot traffic has increased twenty percent. So it's popping
a Chilis. But why all things to TikTok.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, Morgan has a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, she was just wild them.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Yeah, it just caught fire because you know, TikToker stared
posting items on there.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
The other thing I saw is they have like a
new new deal. It's basically cheaper than fast food for
you know, handmade burgers.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Okay, good for them.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What's this you brought it?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
In?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Another?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
So the pizza, the Better Goods pizza, which we officially
endorse and by the way, it's not officially we endorse it,
but they're not a sponsor, but they certainly could be
it this should yeah, you know, hey, Better Goods people
have texted us saying they bought your pizza based on
our recommendation. AnyWho, uh, they as they have a cauliflower
thin crust version, which I got because I got like
all six versions, and you know, if you want to
(15:22):
try it, and I tried.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
It, it's a very This is which one.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's cauliflower with a pepperoni and regular should try it.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
The cauliflower crusts. And I only knew about it when
Woody said he tried it and liked it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I like this and I think this is very good.
It's right, I do like it, just like I've liked
their other pizzas.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Tastes flavors like you, just.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Like you liked the other pizzas.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
What's that because the crust is vastly different. It's vastly different.
But but I'm saying, like, as the taste goes, the
flavor is good. Yes, I wish it was a little crispier,
which is why, like the California Pizza Kitchen, I keep
calling it California cru Cauliflower crust is really good because
there's a crispness to it, yet it's also still somewhat chewy. Yeah,
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if you can finish this on a flat up or something.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
That was gonna say, if you want to crisp it
up like on in a big pan, like on top
of your oven, that's helpful.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, I would not. This is to me that it's
just a vastly different because the crust of the other
Better Goods is what makes it so nice.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I style it was great.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I like the doughiness of the of the dough, like.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
This is like a soft flat bread.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
This is this is not a remarkable pizza though in anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
This illegal pizza oven that we have office oven. Is
it on a do you just cook it on a
rack or do you put it like on a cookie sheets?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Okay, oh right on the rack? Yeah, so I'm surprised
it's that that flimsy Yeah for being just cooked right
on the wrack.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah. Somebody had texted over six one eight says I
tried the Better Goods Marguerita pizza last night. The verdict
is rip, nip, slip and drip damn good of flower.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
By the way, not that much better for you. It's
only a couple of hundred calories less.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Well, let me guess is the is it mixed with
like a tap yoga or cassava flower because those are very.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Carbis brown rice, corn starch?
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Well, I'm saying, but people do.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
No.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
But because I've gone through many cauliflower crusts, I'm like, oh,
this carbs.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Are the same as if I was just eating the pizzas.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
It's like fake meat they throw.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
If that was better for you, I would eat that
all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
By the way, a study found that mentioning vegan, vegetarianism
or veganism in your dating profile hurts your chances of
finding a partner.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I see it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Why people don't eat meat also impacts their chances of
getting a match. Vegetarians motivated by health reasons rated less
favorably than those doing it for ethical or environmental concerns.
They see This is likely because their restrictive diet is
considered self centered choices compared to an altruistic one.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Agreed, but if you're doing it, who cares.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Vegetarianism also influence people's perception of masculinity and femininity. Men
who opted for a veggie burger were viewed as less masculine,
while while women who didn't eat meat were seen as
butchy and less feminine. Overall, Oh so.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
It doesn't matter. What gender you looked interested and.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
That said in the end none, that might matter because
four and ten vegetarians, it's about thirty nine percent wouldn't
consider a relationship with a meat eater anyway. Yeah, now,
Board's a vegetarian, yep. I wouldn't call him less manly,
would you. Guys's face, he's burned the place down.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
He does it for you know, the love of animals,
right right, which I have more respect for than you know,
the people that do it for dietary reasons.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Now, Board, does your wife eat meat at all? No?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No, When I met her she was a vegetarian vegan
kind of back and forth on the tube.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, okay, and is that what turns you onto it?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
And to her? Yeah no, I pretty much ate that
way anywhere. Vegetarian too, let's bang, yeah right, get those
pants off?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Girls? Just why bring it up on a dating you
see that egg plant? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
To your question, Greg, Yeah, anytime someone has anything like that,
their politics, their dietary. Yeah, why is that your identity?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Right now? This could work better than dating apps. As
woman in Australia, she went to a rugby match and
she held up a big sign that just said single
with an arrow pointing down and she put her Instagram
handle on it, and now her d ms are flooded.
Of course, here's the picture just as single. She's holding
up the show. She's cool with sports, so I'm sure
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a lot of guys found that interesting. And then here's
another picture from her from her Instagram. Yeah, yeah, she's not.
She's not a bad looking.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Check she.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
Looks. She did it for followers instead of dating.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I guarantee she's.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
On daily, if not hourly. Okay, well, there are a
lot of attractive women who say that men don't hit
on them, because do you think that's true. I've never
believed that.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
I don't know. I'm not a dude.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I watch because you watch it happen in real life.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
And I I have.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Been with girls who if I if I leave them
alone and they're guys talking to them if I'm not
going to get a drinker out of the bathroom, so
I know what happens, and it's just then maybe they
maybe they might pull it off as like, oh, guys
are just nice to me. Theyone's nice at this.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I will say this, The type of guy that they
might be into is not hanging like those.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Are the ones who are the sea basses who are
hitting on the You're not getting this, Greg wouldn't hit
on it for other reasons.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
But no, but I'd want to go shopping with her.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Correct? Correct?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
I just joined because you know, I joined every Facebook group.
There's some one called vouch Dating Good and Verified Guys.
So these are guys that you like basically like nominate,
like hey, singing girls, like my brother's a great guy
or whatever.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
And now I'm on this site just because I because I.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Would never trust somebody who's like vouching for a family member.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Oh that's that's how I found it. I'm on the
I'm also on like the don't date him girl one.
I love these Yes I'm married and this is just
for fun. But they're like, oh, my brother's really nice,
where do I post him? And everyone's like, go to
the vouched and Verified page? So I had to join that.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
So now there's like apparently all these nice guys.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay, well there you go, and everybody, yeah, yeah, where
where do I need to go for this?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
She's vouched dating on Facebook Good and Verified Guy Facebook?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Okay you don't have Facebook Instagram?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Oh good for you.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I thought I was the only person in the plant.
I felt that so lonely for so long.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Like a lot of us are all being fathered into Facebook.
I mean, I on a Facebook, but I got rid
of it.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Another relationship news, you guys hear about that. I've always
hated this guy, the kicker for the Ravens, Justin Tucker. Okay,
so the hold Deshaun Watson thing with U messuse massage places. Well,
now Justin Tucker has been accused of sexual misconduct by
six different massage therapists.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Geez, these guys with massages.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
The Baltimore Banner reports that the six massuses at four
different spas around the Baltimore area all have the same stories.
He would come in for therapy at points during their work,
he would intentionally and repeatedly expose his penis and intentionally
let it rub on them. He would also quote leave
ejaculate on their equipment, meaning on the table following some
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of the treatments, and two of the spas say they
actually banned Tucker because of this behavior. Now, of course
he's denying all the claims.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well, but the thing is, who's going to that many
different massage parlors unless it's for a reason.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I guess you if you get kicked out. Yeah, right, exactly. Well,
who knows that this is actually true? Allegedly this is
what's being alleged, but on the table. This is one
of those things where you have, like you see somebody,
you see their face and not hate this guy. I've
hated them forever. I hate him just because he's a
Baltimore Raven too, Let's make that very clear. Can't stand
him because of that alone. However, that being said, you
(22:56):
know when you just get a vibe about somebody, like
if you say, hey, give me any to somebody who's
going to end up you know on one of these
like type of like uh, yeah to.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
The list, Yeah, what's his name? I gotta look him up?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, the Harvey Weinstein list, or the what's his name
who killed himself? Epstein list? Or ye justin Yeah, we
keep saying that about lin Manuel Miranda. He's gonna come
out at some point, like in some kind of scandal.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I say, I get it. J T has very nice eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, I don't trust his face.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
I've never liked a tangular smile.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
His face, I've never trusted it.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It looks kind of disheveled.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So yeah, that's the that's the that's the report. TMZ
has a big thing on it too. You can you
can check it out justin Tuger Tuger.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
But you're right. Once you find like your massage place,
you keep going to the same place. Move around.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
All right, We're gonna take a break. Eight seven. He
will come back and I'll tell you who the what
do you show employee the month for January?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Is?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Whoa next on the Woody show?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Boy Hattie?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's sure got a tasty kick to it. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
This is.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
A time to announce the winner. Will you show employee
of the month for January twenty twenty five?
Speaker 10 (24:09):
And I'll spare you all the dramatics. I think it
was an overwhelming vote, and it was. It was already
something I was thinking about. Congratulations. And she's not here
today because she went home sick. Morgan is your employee
of the month for January.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
It's going to accept this award on her behalf.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I think you should, Oh no, I think you should.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Okay, I accept this award on Morgan's behalf. Thank you everyone,
Thank you to God, thank you to my family and
Dana White. Thank you Dana White and thank you Cabo
and yeah, God bless Cobo.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I love you. Yeah, I can't wait to get home.
Oh wit celebrate. Yeah right, well, congratulations on the sixty
nine dollars cash bonus. Nice and another employee the month
plaque for Morgan. What a month, she's a multi winner.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Yeah, it's a big month for her.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah it was. I mean, and you know, the employees
is not just doing what you're supposed to do well,
it's going above and beyond. That's really what it is.
And she has She's gone and traveled places off the clock,
hours of her time to go collect audio and do
things and and whatever. So we really appreciate that Morgan
does a great job. So congratulations to Morgan. Thank you
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guys for giving me your feedback to we go around
the room here obviously, and then I take into consideration
what the listeners think, who's really stood out to you?
And then and then I make a decision. Yeah, I'm
the one buying the plaque. I'm the one giving out
the money. True, and that's coming out of my pocket.
It's like, damn, you should get a vote. Yeah, I
should get a vote. I'm not eligible to win, all right?
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Eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the phone number
sent us a text this morning whenever you got over
to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Show is back.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
All right, we are into another new hour in sensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning.
It's January the thirty first, twenty twenty five. My name
is Whaty. That is great gory. Hi, we've got minutes.
There's uh Gina grad Hey, sea basses here you got
Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven four what
(26:18):
you can hit us up with the text over to
too nine eight seven. You guys are ready for some
redneck news. Oh yeah, the Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
If you know, the moon landing was baking and petfoot
is wheels.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
We name news all right, speaking of Bigfoot, this one's
a little different than what we're used to with these
redneck news stories. Hey, you know how Sammy loves cheaters, right,
you probably love this one. This woman filed for divorce
and the final straw was that her husband went hunting
(26:54):
for Bigfoot with his ex girlfriend. The husband has been
trekking all over the world looking for Bigfoot, and according
to the divorce papers, on one of his trips, he
took his ex with him without telling his wife. Sure,
and it gets even better. During the final stages of divorce,
he was asking for spousal support because he got injured
(27:17):
on one of these bigfoot trips and he was claiming
that he couldn't work anymore.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Well, it wasn't the hunting for bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's just because he brought an eggs and that her problem.
But the judge didn't buy it. Since he continues to
go camping and fishing and hunting and riding quad motorcycles
exploring remote areas of the wilderness in search of bigfoot.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
So sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, she's on the hook for any of that. So, ladies,
you think you're annoyed because your husband plays video games
too much or whatever he's into. How about too much Mario?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
I Knowice, he's spending all this time out of the
woods looking for bigfoot, but he's doing it with his
ex girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
No, thank you, take your yetti and go find somebody else.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, there are a couple of guys that died in
outside of Portland's from exposure.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
They were hunting for bigfoot. Wow, months ago.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
It's not your family member, right, Sam, I mean you
have a family member that hunters.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Yeah, no, No, I just Habo on Sunday.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
He's yeah, that's a nickname, right, Yes, okay.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
He was on Finding Bigfoot the show.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
He was He's a huge guy and so he was.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
That was the one re enacting.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, tell us about some of your other family members.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
What are you like, Like, do you have a locknest
monster hunter?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Crazy into the whole like astrology thing and whatever. He's
a bigfoot hunter, like, whether they're kind of interesting? Successful
big foot hunter?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Yeah, he has a hat that says gone squatch him.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah's successful, like he's found a bunch of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
How how do you measure success in the big foot
hunting world?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
He's well, I mean, yeah, they had a show about
it for many seasons.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Right, But that's like a pity thingister, not successful.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Wait, it's like a freak show.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
How is it a pity thing? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
People enjoy people?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Of course they're going to do a show about the
guy who's devoted his life to hunting a fictional thing.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
He's not alone.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
There's a lot of people who are.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
They had good ratings, that's why it continued.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
People enjoyed the show.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Everyone was talking about it. Greg, how'd you miss it?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Finding Bigfoot.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Yeah, you have never heard of that show?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It was never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay, that's a woman who filed for divorce after her
husband secretly goes on a trip hunting for Bigfoot with
his ex girlfriend. And that is today's red Nick.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We need to do an intervention for Bobo.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
It sounds like Bobo gaving his best life.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
It's getting paid to hunt for big Foot?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Does get better than that?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Like what kind of money?
Speaker 8 (29:53):
I mean TV money getting paid because of the show,
so essentially I don't.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Know, groupies and the merchant and stuff. Yeah right, so
he's retired now from all that money? Is that right?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
Well, it says he I mean again, I don't talk
to him about his finances.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
He earned between five and ten grand per episode?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
What kind of what kind of car does you drive?
I truly don't tell us about his house. He's humble,
Like what k in the house? Is?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Liv see I'm imagining like this is the kind of
person living in the trail.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
He goes to his mom's house like the.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
People listening to that Coast to Coast with George Norri.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
So he could just be a big act. He might
not even believe.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What else does he talk about. What do you mean, like,
if you're hanging out with him, is he one of
those guys who's just kind of like singularly focused. He's
like bigfoots his whole identity kind of thing. Like, so
like if if I just met him and I didn't
know about this bigfoot thing, like, he wouldn't come off
as odd.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
No, he wouldn't just be like talking to you about Bigfoot?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
What cryptids?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Do you like his personality or kind of you know
how these people are a strange vibe? No, he's cool.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Okay, Yeah from the photos it looks like you would
give off a vibe.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, I'm just asking. I'm saying, look, I got an
ant chrissy. Like we all have people. Yeah, we all
have people in the family who are characters.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
At least on the photos of the character. For sure,
if I met him, I'm like, we can talk about Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
He's a great time.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Okay, all right, he looks like besides this, what does
he do, like, what does he do for a living?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I mean that was it? That's it?
Speaker 8 (31:30):
Now well now I mean now they you know he
has a podcast and stuff, and that's what.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
He does for a job. Even after because that the
show's over, right, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Like I know that he has a podcast, now that's
what I know.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
He's not in finance.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Good member you are. I can't merch mer those hats probably,
but to me that would seemed more like a.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Like a hobby. Yeah, like you would do like if
you're a big foot hunter, like you do that on
the weekends, or you know, you do your big trip
with your boys every year.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
I mean, it becomes your job.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
It did for the purpose of the show. But I'm
saying like, now because he's not on the show, the
show is not a thing anymore.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, So after that, like, what's the next chapter of
your life? Like, what do you do for a living?
He said, go to nursing school. He's got a podcast.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Okay, he's on cameo.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Nice, he lives on Patreon.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I know that, Like he could be related to your boyfriend.
How much on something twenty five dollars he has given? Oh,
by Jesus, you might be making cameo money. These are
just the reviews, he said, four hundred and seven reviews. Okay,
I've never written a review myself, and I bought all
kinds of cameos.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Did he lose a lot of weight.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, all right, I'm just curious about that whole thing.
It's amazing to me, like how people cannot work for
a living. That's I mean, that's not real work.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Or to be a professional bigfoot hunter. Speaking of bigfoot,
I went on a date with a guy who was
obsessed with bigfoot, and he was telling me during the
Mount Saint Helen eruption that the government hid hid bigfoot.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
What in a hospital?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh, hit bigfoot hospitals because bigfoot families were also impacted
by the eruption. Oh, they hid bigfoot hot that's what
they meant. Okay, So they set up these bigfoot hospitals
because bigfoot families were impacted by the eruption. Family big feet,
by the way, I think my face set it all
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and the date ended at that.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Point, that had to be seventy nine or so eighty.
That eruption didn't just like it wasn't a mud slide.
It was literally like football field sized rocks going at
two hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
So there's no hospitals.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I'm pretty sure Sammy's cousin was spoofed on an episode
of South Park season sixteen, episode four.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Oh no, honor, that's how you know you made it?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Do you have a phone number.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
If it still works?
Speaker 8 (33:49):
I mean I do have him in my phone.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Oh call um.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
See we can get him on the air. Call him
during the break. Okay, see you we can get him
on the We have questions.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
We need you.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, GiB give Bobo on the line.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
A little early for Bobo whatever whatever. Night before.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, something tells me that the Bigfoot hunting schedule is
not like like regular nine to five.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I would love to join you. I've got meetings.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Big conference call.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Guess what the name of that South Park episode is?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
What's it?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Jew Pa Cabra?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I remember that episode? Jewp a Cabra. Yeah that's right. Okay,
so yeah, calm during the bak. See if we get
him on the phone. Okay, I'd love to talk to him.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'm so curious. And we could hear his squatch call
like you can make a you can make a whole
life out of that.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
He did, I know he did.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Apparently, Yeah for that. It started.
Speaker 8 (34:42):
It started on a do you remember that show Strange
Days with Bob Saggatt. It was like a mini series
kind of thing, and he just went and did things
with like random things with people who did that, and
so that's how he went and hunted Bigfoot with them,
and then they ended up getting a whole show off
of it.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Listen to Bobo's squatch call from Finding Bigfoot from a
Finding Big a Foot episode. It's great five to see
if you can find that Seabas dude.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
He has all this photographic evidence of you know, footprints
on his Facebook.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Okay, nobody can make a footpright right.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Okay, So either way, we'll take the break, we'll come
back you. We're gonna talk to Sammy's cousin.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Yeah, he's my cousin.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Cousin Bobo the bigfoot sasquatch hunter or or both. I
have a couple. You know how Menace is into like
some crazy stuff. He's got different interests, you know, he's
with the super volcanoes and the yeah worries things like that.
I want to talk to Bobo so bad, So Calum
see if can get him on the phone. Do you
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get men high first?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Also, he also calls Joey Chestnut the Goat. I definitely
want to talk to that.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I think there's some snannigans going on The Woody Show
is back.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Did you get a hold of your cousin Bobo the
big Foot Hunter?
Speaker 7 (35:56):
Unfortunately I did not. I don't think he's awake.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yed, I've been killing you twice.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I wonder how hard she tried, because we've we've we've
had and I've supported you in the past on some
of these things, like you know what, maybe that's not
a good idea, but I did you really reach out
to him?
Speaker 11 (36:10):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I called him twice and antexted him.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Do you want to see Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
No, I'm okay.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Now that I've seen and heard some Bobo, I'm not
surprised he would not be awake.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yeah, because you got to stay up late like y
because everybody knows that boot doesn't come out during during
the day.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
We've had several people that have texted and saying they
knew or known him in the past, and it's it's
you know, he's kind of one of those woodsy hippie. Yeah,
probably plays. Does Bobo love or did he love? Ultimately
not ultimate Frisbee frisbee golf? I mean probably another fun fact.
Don't you have a family member that's wayne to Frisbee gold?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Oh yeah, Well, my my aunt is in the Ultimate
Frisbee Hall.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Of Fame married to Bobo. Frisbee is running in athletics.
Frisbee Golls is just Stoner's in their time if you're
just tuning in.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Uh. Sammy's cousin is Bobo, who was on that TV
show Finding Bigfoot, and a lot of people seem to
know they did, like apparently spoofed him on a on
a South Park episode. We were talking about that. Somebody
was saying, oh, you got to hear his big foot call? Yeah,
the Bigfoot call? Which best you found that?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I got a he was on Conan O'Brien. This is
doing it to in studios. This is Sammy's cousin, Bobo,
on with Conan O'Brien doing his sasquatch call.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Here we go, dude. Sounds legit to me.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Parties too.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Conan and in our good close personal friend Joel McHale,
who happened to be on set at the time, they
had a question because that's what the Bigfoot sounds like. Yeah,
Conan has a question.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay, I have to be honest with you.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
You're describing thousands of these creatures that live in the
woods and scream thout all the time, like.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Robin Williams in a bear trap.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
We don't have one.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
How come we don't have one? Why isn't he on
the show right now? Why isn't he on the view?
Why isn't he walking around?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
I mean because then Bobo would never show?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah, thank you? So we said Thanksgiving must be lit. Yeah,
at Sammy's family's house.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Yeah, Sammy, I have all these fun facts about your family,
but what about mine?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
What about your family? The fun facts about your family?
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Are you listening?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Are you paying attention?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Your grandma had a farm. Your mom's a florist. They
did a lot of things with chickens and stuff. Right,
there was, Yeah, there was like a farm farm situation
at your grandma's.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Nope, nope, Oh what are your mom's mom?
Speaker 8 (38:52):
Sorry, your mom's and your mom's a florist and you
also worked at the doing flower arrangements with her.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yes, Okay, you got a right? Okay, medicine to make
sure you're paying attention to him too, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
Yeah, very important.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
It's not all about you, Sam.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
A couple things for Menace. You know, he likes that
he's fascinated by the story about the underground volcanoes. Yeah,
the super volcano, the super volcanoes that under a Yellowstone. Well,
how about these underwater volcanoes do you hear about that?
Speaker 7 (39:22):
Those are so cool.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
So scientists they're predicting that a mile long volcano off
the west coast will erupt this year. It's known as
Axial Seamount, and it's about three hundred miles off the
coast of Oregon, and they say it's showing behavior that
indicates an eruption is imminent. But they say, don't worry,
no threat to humans. Even if you were on a
boat right above it when it erupted, you wouldn't even
(39:43):
know it.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Oh, ocean farming.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I would love to get a new island, So don't
don't don't be concerned about that. But astronomers just spotted
a massive asteroid which they say is around one hundred
meters or just over three hundred feet wide, which I
say is not big enough to be a planet killer,
but at the same time, it wouldn't be good. There's
a one point three percent chance of it hitting Earth
(40:06):
in twenty thirty two.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
That ain't zero, right, you're saying.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
There's a chance.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Yeah, that's kind of high.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, but because of its orbit, we might not know
for sure. And they stay until twenty twenty eight, so
we'd have four years, you know, to potentially do something
about it. Yeah, send Bruce Willis up there or something.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Getting correct, because like big rocks and big motions are
very easily easy to calculate, says According to the nerds
at space dot com, it would create a massive crater,
destroy buildings up to nine miles away, shatter windows more
than sixty miles away, trigger a massive earthquake that would
destroy stuff over a much larger area, but would also
(40:43):
kick up a ton of dust and debris that would
linger in the atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Or if it hit the ocean, it would cause a
massive tsunami.
Speaker 11 (40:49):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Now, for reference, there was an asteroid half this size
that hit eastern Russia in nineteen oh eight. That was
am and it flattened eighty million trees over an area
of about eight hundred square miles.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah when that happened, Oh, I'm gonna land in Gregg's
backyard probably.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, it's over. Yeah, somebody says, uh three one.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I was with Bobo on Saturday because his father passed away,
which is where I was. I was also there on
Saturday and the celebration of celebration. We asked Sammy what
she was doing. We asked sam what she was doing
for the weekend. She cause, well, I'm going to a celebration.
We're like, well, wow, that's Friday, it's cool.
Speaker 10 (41:30):
Saturday.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
We just had to go to her last Yeah.
Speaker 8 (41:33):
Oh well, well the celebration of life for my uncle.
There was probably one hundred and fifty people. I mean
there was a ton of people there.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Oh yeah, it wasn't just like family mines.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Bobo's brother married my wife, and I oh, the official.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
Officiants in my okay, yeah, my uncle married me, but
like my uncle and then the three sons uncle.
Speaker 7 (41:53):
Married, yeah, at my wedding.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Okay, I think I read that wrong because I said
Bobo's brother married my wife, and I like it was
like some kind of like I read that wrong.
Speaker 7 (42:05):
We all ordained through the Universal Life Church.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
At this point, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Yes, it's not really a qualification that's hard to get.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
You just go online fill out the form.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Also for Menace, this is something for you. I'm sure
you get a boner. Over over in China, they armed
a drone and a robot dog with fireworks and let
them duke it out. There's video of this nice and
you see the drone fireworks fitted onto the landing gear.
The dog has the fireworks firing like on this mechanism
that's mounted on its back, and they're dueling each other
(42:37):
while dodging incoming fire.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I'm not sure if they're being controlled manually or operating autonomously.
But they say this might be the first machine war
and dawn of modern warfare powered by artificial intelligence. And
I do have somewhere here a look look at the
screenshots here. So it's it's drone. It's drone and robot dog.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
Dude, that rules battling it out, all right, Well, it
looks like there's a new betting site that's.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Gonna un sports league.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, yeah, who you got in that fight. I'll take
the drone.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah, no, the dog, because all it takes is one
decent shot that drones going down. Yeah, he hit a propeller.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
It's over. Great. You don't know that taxi The stupidest question.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
One of my favorite videos is this guy who's like
he's standing on one of those huge drones and he's
like flying around like you know, he's a Marvel character
and somebody throws a basketball to him and he drops
it onto one of the propellers and then.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
He just those things can't fly with the three like
if they have I'm saying, if they have propellers in
the four corners, they can, like how a plane can
fly but just one engine.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
No, I think one of the propellers out throws it
off balance. I'm sure future versions will be able to
compensate for that, but not now.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Or maybe the arms could swing it away so it
becomes almost like a like a piece sign.
Speaker 9 (44:10):
That's why the test versions of you know, the ones
that people are gonna be in the flying taxis. Yeah,
they have parachutes, okay, just just in case, like a bird.
It's one of those I know, a bird string.
Speaker 7 (44:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
I don't wait to get one though.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Boys funny, Oh well, that's gonna do it for this hour.
That's gonna do it for today's show. That's it for
the week everybody time to weekend. We got the full
show podcast and the Highlights podcast fifteen to thirty minutes
(44:49):
of our favorite stuff from each day's show. You can
just go to the woodieshow dot com and find it there.
But on today's show, our final auction item of the day.
You have until tomorrow you get your bids in. Thank
you everybody who made a bid, and congratulations to the
auction winners. All the stuff that SeaBASS was auctioning off
before Moving Day, Friday fail Stories, the du IQ, and
(45:12):
we announced the Woodies Show Employee of the Month Forward
show anyway, Yes, sixty nine dollars in a brand new plaqueman.
But everybody on the the efforts on the show have
been fantastic and I do appreciate that. But anyway, that
and more all on today's podcast plus this weekend go
back hear the stuff from earlier in the week, like
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(45:32):
av NS the Adult Video News Awards talking to the
porn stars about their worst day at work. Yesterday we
had Bush or Bear with Morgan. Also Morgan's There for
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good stuff this week. Yeah, do good news. If you
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Back on Monday with the weekend cheers and jeers and
(45:54):
a question is Greg the h O A hole?
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Now Greg has damn near started a war with his neighbors.
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Us, and I thank him immenseally.
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