FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 27th 2025 Podcast

Worst Songs of the 80's, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, old listener discretion?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday. It's a pre Friday. Yes,
February the twenty seventh, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome.
We are the Woody Show. Hi, what if that's Greg Gory?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Menace is here? Sea Mass is here. That's right, I
spy with my little eyes. Sammy, she's there. We got bored.
He's our audio producer, Morgan, our associate producer. Our video
producer is Vaughn. He is here. Phones are open for
you if you'd like to be a part of the
show this morning, eight seven, seven forty four.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
What he is?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
The number you can send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Today is a Thursday, a
throwback Thursday. And so I have a list today worst
songs of the eighties. Now this is again not my list,
because I don't think these are bad songs. What was
your say?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Is a bad song?

Speaker 8 (01:36):
Do you have anything?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh? Ween pushed the Little Daies, That's what's one song?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
A man?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
When I was working in you know, playing music on
the radio, like we do like a throwback thing or
what everybody wanted to hear. Ween pushed the Little Days,
it's the worst song anything from Sonic Youth.

Speaker 9 (01:52):
Now, those are very specific. Those aren't mainstream radio hits.
Can you think of a mainstream radio hit ever?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You be forty red red Wine?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, that's for Greg's Smooth by Rob Thomas and Santana.
You do that got killed for you because it was
so frequent. I think that's part of the problem, is
that we hear so years so much. You're like, oh,
they don't realize it's a bad song because it's everywhere west.
We'll see what you think. There's a couple of songs
in particular there. I've always seen on these lists of
the worst songs of the eighties, and I'm like, what

(02:21):
is to hate about this? Like this song is so fun, was.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Born in the UK, It's like it is it is.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
But I think some of these songs they just get
hitled like the jorts of music. Yeah, no particular reason,
no real rhyme or reason like legitimately behind them. Like
I'll tell you, Like, there's a lot of things that
there's no reason unjustified. Hey, we talked about that. Sure,
I always find when we have these music lists on
a Thursday, we'll have that. Also need the nominees today
for the Woodie Show. Employee the Month for February. That

(02:55):
and more news headlines, entertainment stuff, birthday is porn of birthday?
All coming up here on the Woody Show. A couple
of things for different people here in the room. Now,
we know that Sammy's had issues with her eyes, yes,
and particularly like the one eye and the like. There
was maybe that surgery that you would have to have.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
Yeah, I have a lazy eye that I had when
I was a kid. So I had to wear a
patch over my good eye to strengthen my lazy eye,
which worked. But as I get older, it's happening again,
and so surgery is the only way to fix it
when you get older.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Now did you ever do you ever wear contacts?

Speaker 11 (03:29):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Okay, so you will? Well, yeah, because you don't wear
the glasses all.

Speaker 10 (03:32):
The time, right, I didn't. I haven't worn glasses all
the time until working here. For some reason, my eyes
really hurt when I'm here, so I have to wear
my glasses inside.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
And how long did you wear the patch?

Speaker 10 (03:42):
I wore the patch for two years, second and third year. Yeah,
it was not a pirate patch, just look like a
band aid, which was so because I wanted the kneon
colored ones like Annie who was in MI grade and
my mom gonna mind him, and it was stupid flesh colored.

Speaker 8 (03:55):
Wow, I thought it was like all the dazzled and stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well, there was a thirty three year old woman who
went to the hospital in China and she had a
condition called hemifacial atrophy. Right, so, uh, they had surgery
to improve her facial symmetry. And while they were doing that,
doctors found five contact lenses stuck behind her left eyeballs. Wow,

(04:22):
that's where right, I'll discussing, discussing like how do you
not know? Like how did you like, how did you
lose one? And not go oh wait, there's where did
it go? It's not in my eye because then a second,
a third, or fourth, a fifth.

Speaker 10 (04:35):
I don't get that either, but it must she must
do daily use contacts, which means you throw them out
after every single day.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
Well you're supposed to, but sometimes people leave them in
and then they sleep with them on the right right.

Speaker 10 (04:48):
Like the one the contacts that I wear last for
like a month is hell, And you wear them before
getting rid of them, so you're saving them every single time.
You would know if you lost one, But if every
single day you're taking them out. Anyways, maybe she just like,
I don't know forgot.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I think she just stupid.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
She just don't daily wear ones are paper thin. They
sucked terrible. You can blink them right out.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
She'd been wearing contact lenses for years, had lost several recently,
not realizing there was trap behind her eye. You know,
that's pretty stupid. Here you go, see mass If there's
less grass growing on your busy street up top, there's
nothing to do with me. There's a new treatment in
the works might be a game changer. It's a new
pills being tested to help with male pattern baldness.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
This is good news for those guys out there.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Unlike other treatments, this one doesn't mess with your hormones
or The results show it might help hair grow back
in just two months. The company behind it, it's looking
for about four hundred and eighty men. All right, you're
a man, I'm not aged eighteen to sixty five. You
fit in there, but the other parts of you join
the study. You just need to visit the clin thirteen

(06:01):
times over about thirteen months. You'll get paid for your time. Now,
some people will get the real pill, the other people
will get that placebo to see how effective it is
versus you know, positive thinking. But if you're interested, Sea Bass,
you can check out PHL study dot com. It's PHL
study dot com. Uh and the company is planning to

(06:21):
test the pill for women later on this year too,
So for you balding ladies, okay, you can you can
check that Outropia. I saw some video. There's some video
on on social media that were showing like, hey, this
is what it is when you go to I think
it was Turkey and all these dudes are walking around, yeah,
and on the airplane or just that restaurants and stuff.

(06:43):
They have a big bandge along the back of the
head because they go there for the hair transplant.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, surgery left and right Turkeys. Ah, is that what
it is? Like?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
What's going on in Turkey? That is like that? They
just do it.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
A friend who's been to Turkey probably fifteen times for
plastic surgery. Really, gentlemen, I'm sure they really. It did
go well. The follow up did not go well to
one of them, but he's he's not gay. No, it's
not a man. It's not a man, it's a heterosexual woman.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that would kind of freak me out, like, yeah,
you're traveling somewhere. Yeah, I mean because I mean, I
guess for a hair transplant, not that big a deal,
but for some of that plastic surgery, it's pretty invasive.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, surgery. Can we interview this person fifteen times? Yeah?
Maybe ten? Let's say I would like.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
What kind of stuff boobs? Some boobs?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Tell uh what else? Nothing on the face? I think
knows jobs. But that was a long time ago.

Speaker 10 (07:39):
Is it way cheaper?

Speaker 6 (07:40):
There?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Is that? Why that from there? She's still she lives here,
but she goes there to do the surgery and we'll
stay there in the hospital and it's much cheaper.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
It's funny you see in the video that I saw
these all these dudes walking around because they all have
the same stupid hair transplanting on the back.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Yeah, that's like the Dominican Republic with the BBLS be like.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
I'll go to the Turkey, frug go to the Dominican.
I'm sorry, no offense to dominicos.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, now if they can figure out the balding thing.
If they can really figure out, because like people will
do the oils and they'll do the rogain stuff, they'll
do the hair transplants.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
The pills, and by the way, women avoid the pills
because like some of those pills are very bad for
pregnant women.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Oh okay, it sounds like you've read up on some
of this balding stuff that we heard about.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
It specifically called finasteride. Women should not say it's terrible,
what is it? I have no idea?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Okay, wow, you really sold that stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's got a brandy I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
And whoever can come up with something that will no,
that will like repigment your hair, you know what I mean,
Like so yeah, yeah, the facial hair, hair on your head. Uh,
you know, they can come up with something like that.
That person will make a trillion dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
My fantasy is when you get a haircut and you
think your hair looks perfect, you take a pill and boom.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, like freeze there. That's what Greg's been saying.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Regrowing teeth in Japan.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
All right, so we need the balding thing. We need
the perfect haircut, perfect haircut, the hair color to restore
your original hair color. Don't forget Wiener and Wieners. Yes, yeah,
like like a legit like like yeah, like none of
this like stuff about face surgery. Yeah, exactly works for

(09:29):
some people. What pumps ladies need? Oh wait, that's all
the money everything.

Speaker 9 (09:37):
How many times like how many days of the minutes
in a day that women spend looking at their face
compared to men, It has to be ten times easily.

Speaker 10 (09:44):
Well, yeah, because it putting on makeup and everything like that.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
You have to exactly or but you don't have to.
You choose to.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I think the only time I really see myself in
the mirrors, like rather geting out of the shower, like
I brushed my hair and then that's what I had on.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't even know why I bother a bunch
of my.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
Oh yeah, that's true. You don't even have to blow
dry your hair anything. God, showering is it's an hour
because you have to showers and then you have to
blow draw your hair and do all the sudder.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
Also, your butt cracks so dirty from.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
The time from the time I might close off in
the shower out and close back on. I can do
it in twelve minutes.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh that's hot. Yeah, twelve twelve minutes, say about ten. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
But I'm not rushing. I'm not trying to make it
a pit stop. I'm curiating. I'm not even luxuria I
and there's no time for that. But I'm saying, you
just going there. There's no boom boom, it's done.

Speaker 12 (10:28):
Yeah, you have to shave, you have to do anything
in the shower, No.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Apparently he doesn't even pee in the shower.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
He send us a text not disgusting. Oh you're lying text, Yeah,
because that's what I would choose to lie about of
all the stuff that I've.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Admitted that's true on this show, valid for.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Don't believe it.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Send us a text over to two to nine eight seven,
will be right back.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
So what do you do?

Speaker 8 (10:52):
We're what's up? What do you show?

Speaker 13 (10:54):
Podcast listeners This Saturday, Garden Grove, California, State A Brothers
from one to three pm.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Myself, Menace and Bort.

Speaker 13 (11:04):
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and so much more. Let's just say you're not gonna
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March first one pm to three pm at Stainer bros Gardgrove, California.
Get more information at the Woody Show dot com and
we'll see you there in the meantime. Enjoy the Woody
Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
And now back too The Woodi Show and we are
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
It's Thursday morning. It's a free Friday.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's February the twenty seventh, twenty twenty five. Appreciate you
being here, Woody, Greg, Good morning, there's menace.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Hi, we have Sammy right Sea Mass.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
We are Gina free today because Gina and I think
she'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
I was texting with her yesterday. She has I think
spoken five words. Good because she's been talking to yeah,
trying to get her voice back Larrey Jidas. Also, I
think a touch of the flu.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, sure her uh, her fever was down to like
a hundred yesterday morning, but still that's a day's long fever. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
But then but then by uh, the afternoon yesterday, I
guess there was no more fever. So I said, gonna
come in today. And I'm like, you know what with
Greg kind of being on the yeah fence, although my
wife is convinced that it's just stress. I'm dressed, that
you need to hidrate.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
She's probably right. Yeah, and I am hydrating and I'm
not sleeping, so okay, I'll catch up soon. That's good. Yeah,
you're still not sleeping, not really really no, And I'm
not drinking, so it's not I can't blame because a
lot of people say, oh, you sleep worse when you drink.
So I'm taking days off of drinking and I'm seeing,
oh maybe tonight I'll sleep great because I'm not drinking.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh, now you're getting get ahead about not sleeping.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, pretty much. But I don't have a fever. I
feel totally fine. Yeah, it's just I wake up with
sore throat, which then kind of goes away by kind
of about now.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
You know what doesn't work. And I've tried a number
of times that melatonin. Really yeah, I mean somebody goes, oh, well,
didn't just take a night quill or take.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Day though I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Night quill doesn't make me feel groggy.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
But what I don't want to do, and this is
not when I'm sick, this is just for like, oh,
you're having a hard time sleeping, you have like a
week where you're getting terrible sleep and oh, take tailand
all PM or take Nike. I don't want to start
doing that. That makes that makes me nervous. And I
know I'm like a big pussy. I've never done cocaine
hard drugs, but I just don't like the idea. And
I'm not one of those people who's afraid of medication,

(13:36):
like I'll take a medication over the counter, prescription medication.
You know, it's fine. I understand. I do take some
daily stuff, so it's not that I'm afraid of it.
It's just I think that might be a bad idea.

Speaker 10 (13:48):
Oh yeah, it's tough to stop. I got sick and
started taking niquill on the weekends, and then I was
still sick, but I wasn't doing it during the week
because I was nervous about being groggy and not waking
up that I was looking forward to niquill on the
weekend and I couldn't wait, and I did one of
the nights I did have it when I really didn't
need to go out in the streets.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
Will yeah, right, sip and scissor so.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Greg and I've always mentioned about how we feel weird
even if we're not doing anything wrong. Let's say we're
going exactly a speed limit, but there's a cop behind you.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Makes you nervous and you get nervous about it.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
I also get nervous when I go to the pharmacy
and I go to buy Suda fed or musin x D,
something you got to show your license for. Yeah, I
always feel weird. I'm like, are they going to think
I'm some kind of like you know, meth cook they do, yeah, right,
I always think they're thinking, like, hmmm, I think that
going through the TSA, I have nothing nefarious in my bag.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I'm totally normal on it. No, I don't care about it.
I need to stand up straight. I need to people
like you know.

Speaker 8 (14:47):
What I really need to do is sit down and
actually learn the method that they say the Marines use
where you fall asleep within two minutes, like breathing activity.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Am.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
You can do it sitting, You can even do it standing. Really,
that sounds impossible.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
And I'm sure it's on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
No, because it's a way that it shuts you down
enough that you recharge, like mentally okay, and then you
don't feel fuzzy.

Speaker 10 (15:11):
Why don't they teach this to everybody?

Speaker 11 (15:12):
We all need this.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's out there. I mean, I know what medicine to
talk about. It's out there, just in list, that's all.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I don't think I can.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, I just don't think I can do it, because,
like Greg, I'll get in my head at this is
the way that I can't. I tried the meditation thing.
I can't do it, can't. I couldn't do that to
save my life.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
I have too many emails and we have we have
a coworker at one of the other radio stations here
and he was trying to like walk me through just
a basic thirty second meditation and I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
He's like, Woodie, you love it. Thirty is way too
lofty a goal. Well, thirty second, you're learning. I think
the goal is ten seconds.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
Oh yeah, well, I mean really it's like one second.
It's very hard to learn to shut your brain off.
But I mean it's so worth it, and it takes
a long time. You're not going to get it the
first time they mediate it. Oh my god, I'm I
swear in my life. It took me ten years. Oh no,
it took me ten years. I was meditating all the time,
but I started like guided meditation is how I started.

(16:07):
And it wasn't like shutting off my brain necessarily immediately,
was just like being able to relax and things like that. Oh,
I can shut my brain off.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I don't believe it. I don't believe. You're one of
the biggest overthinkers that I know, next to Greg No.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Bored. Do you buy.

Speaker 14 (16:26):
That that Sammy is not an overthinker?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well you think that she can meditate, like shut her
brain down long enough to meditate? Morgan, Do you think so?

Speaker 11 (16:37):
Yeah, she definitely can you think so?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Really?

Speaker 8 (16:39):
I believe she can shut her brain off and overthink things.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah. I go with that.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
You both and the only time she really shuts her
brain off to the d U I Q.

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Yeah, here's what I'll say my overthinking. If you think
it's bad now, you should have known me before.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 11 (16:57):
No arrative.

Speaker 15 (17:01):
But sam you seem like a very centered and an
emotionally regulated person comes from meditating.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
I am, though, like, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (17:09):
I guess I don't.

Speaker 10 (17:10):
I mean, when I first started this job, I was
very stressed about learning everything, and there's a lot that
goes into this job. But I'm not I wouldn't even
consider myself an overthinker, and I like truly yes, or
a stressed out person. So it's interesting to me that
that's I guess what all of you are?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Not overthinker maybe over a complicator.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
No, I don't, and I don't mean it as a
as an insult or a negative thing me neither. Like
my mom is an overthinker, and so she will just
keep thinking, like, okay, at some point, just do it right,
like at some point, like for her, it's like just
do it, stop thinking about it, and do it. For you,
you will think about something, start doing something, and then

(17:53):
wait a minute, kind of ask it like a bunch
of different questions or like you were just constantly you
see what I'm saying, like the strong.

Speaker 10 (18:00):
But that's here because I'm doing a task and wanting
to do it the way that you want me to. Okay,
so I will stop to make sure I'm doing what
you want. It's not in overthinking or even really over complicating,
it's making sure that it's what you want.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Okay. See what plagues me in the overthinking world is
you could send me a text that says, hey, Greg,
do you want to have lunch on Friday? And I
would think, Oh my god, he hates me. You're a
different kind of over there right, Oh my god, I
think he hates me. And what did I do wrong? Okay,
he wants to meet right and break some bad news.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
If you ever want to get like just driven crazy,
listen to my wife and my mother in law speak.
Oh yeah about something so simple. So what do you
think the plan is for tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Well?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
I think maybe, yeah, that's a good idea. Well actually,
and then that'll go on for an hour. Oh yeah,
somebody make the call. I'll be sidal. I know after
a while, you got to just make a decision. But
back to the niq will getting hooked on stuff. Then,
not last week, but the week before.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I was so insanely overwhelmed with everything that I got
a prescription for xanx and I did try it. I
started with smartt No. I took half and it did
work a little bit to make me drowsy. It didn't
really calm me down, but it made me drowsy. Then
I took a full one the following day had a
great night sleep. So I have a good amount of

(19:26):
xenx pills in my possession and I have not taken
one because of what we're talking about. You got them legitimately.
Oh yeah, through my doctor and I have. I took
one and a half so far in the course of
two weeks because I don't want to be like that
where I think, oh, every night X so I can
be drowsy, you know, for xen x exactly. So I

(19:49):
still have it and I'm not even using it even
though it helped, because I don't want to be that guy.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Now this weekend. So tomorrow after the show, maybe I
maybe go out, Yeah, maybe go home and pop his
annex and like try to get like a really good
because it's the end of the week.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's when you're gonna get you right, you're most tired,
and just try to shut it down. I love this dude,
Greg Zanny Gory, right, yeah, and then you can text
me whatever you want and I won't think you hate me.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah to this guy. And it's funny you said the
because we did start with he was like, we're gonna
get you to meditate for thirty seconds, but we start
with ten seconds where I just want you to clear
your brain and don't think about anything. And here's how
it went. He just close your eyes, just follow my voice.
Deep breath, right, and I go all right, and then
he goes, all right, now we're gonna clear our mind

(20:41):
and we're not gonna think about anything at all for
ten seconds, and I went all right, Yeah, how long
has it been?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Right?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Two seconds? And on my holy crab, how long has
it learn that?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
On day one?

Speaker 11 (20:55):
It's so unrealist even.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
Learn this, but it took me ten years.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
But even ten seconds, no, no, no, that is way
too longtime.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
Ten seconds is a long time. If you can shut
your brain off for ten seconds, that is impressive.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah. A friend of mine tried to learn this, and
she went to actual classes and it took her about
a year to get to about five seconds. Yeah. Wow.
So it's not something you can sit down and just do.

Speaker 8 (21:17):
I know, I'm thinking about like five different things right now,
you're right as we're talking exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's impossible. Yeah. Well, here, let's all meditate right now.
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Sit or lie comfortably quietly. Allow yourself to be here,
fully in this moment, with your eyes closed, begin to
connect with your inner world of thought and feeling. Gradually,
let the worship of the external world fade from your awareness.

(21:54):
If you find your mind wandering to other thoughts. Don't
let it concern you. Just acknowledge that all that is.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Faking bulld.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
You're here now, in this place, with your inner stillness.
Those bitches can't get under your skin. They can't even
take in a deep breath, now, breathe out. Just feel
the freaking nonsense float away. Take full deep breaths, breathing strength,

(22:32):
Breathe out bullshit. Allow your breathing to discover its own, natural,
unhurried pace. If your thoughts drift to the three rings
show of your life, okay, bring your attention back to
your breathing, and with each breath, feel your body saying

(22:55):
that with passive acceptance, just allow how distracting thoughts to float.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
By that.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
With each breath you take, your thoughts become lighter, and
all the soul eating suckers just fall away into nothing.
Take a moment to appreciate the silence. Those assholes can't
pill over a purity like this. You are weightless, timeless

(23:29):
without beginning or end, completely relaxed and free of thought.
And as you slowly open your eyes greet the world
and everything in it with a new, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Breath of that, do you feel better? I do? I?
Need that when I snap my fingers. I would listen
to that daily that welcome back.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Yeah, Like I couldn't even get through that. I can
wait for it to be over really yeah see nice?
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's great.

Speaker 13 (24:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I want to lie down, put headphones on listening to
that on the loop.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
All right, so we got a we got the music list. Yeah,
Sammy's passed as Yeah, so we have a list coming
up for you next. Of these are what they say
are the worst songs of the eighties. We're well, I
mean there there were, but I have an issue with
the list because I think there's a lot of songs
on their list that don't belong there a couple of them. Sure,

(24:36):
there's one in particular where I would argue, like it
is it is just the thing to rip on this song.
It's the jorts of music.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh yeah, there's just a lot of that. Nothing wrong
with George, nothing wrong with this song that they say
is one of the worst of the eighties. But there's
there's a whole list to them. We'll get to that
coming up here next.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
On this Thursday morning, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four woody hope somebody then just drive into a
median probably hit.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Us over the text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
And news the s warning of Gene Hackman's death. Yeah,
and super weird. Well he's ninety five, was ninety five,
so I wasn't surprised when I saw he die, but
in the details so that it was him, his wife
who's like in her sixties, sixty three, and their dog
all found dead. And they said there's no uh, you know,
no fishy circumstances. It's probably carbon monoxide.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
What I think. Yeah, they were found dead at their
home in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Isn't that what happened
to weird Awl's parents?

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, I think so, Yeah, the carbon monoxide poison ninety
five get into exact. Yeah, he will forever be Lex
Luthor from Man one and two.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Like that.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
You say, you say, Gene Hackman, that's the first thing
I think of.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't know what I think of when I think
of him. First birdcage was he in? Oh? Yeah, of
course he was. That's right, Yeah, fad you listen to ye.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
It was a dad, remember, Yes, that was good of
him being in a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Right, so long, so long, forever, all right, so to
throw back Thursday, and I have another one of these
music lists. I know people say they like these when
we do these these something I saw it was the
worst songs of the eighties. Is this according to experts?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
This is according to rolling Stone magazine. Perhaps you've heard
of rolling Stone magazine twice. Yeah, so rolling Stone magazine
says these are the worst songs of the eighties. I'm
gonna play you some clips of those songs. I got
ten of them. But I don't think a lot of
these suck. And so what's your top four is what
I'm gonna ask. So, out of this list, your top

(26:44):
four top four sucking no that you like the most? Like, yeah, yeah,
top four that they say that these songs are bad.
I disagree on some of them do suck? And I'll,
you know, we can, we can, you know, voice our
opinion on that. But I know it's not my favorite song.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
But I do like Europe the Final Countdown. It's so eighties.
It's it was dramatic and cool.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah, I definitely don't hate it.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
It's great epic.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
And that's one like I think for me might be
like you know, on the fence, like it's it's like
if I never heard it again, would I be disappointed?
But if I dive to change the stage right now,
But if.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
I never heard this song, I would be pretty bummed.
I like this song a lot. Wham, thank you, That's
what I was saying, Like, what do you mean worse songs? Thought,
it's a great song.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I could see why people hate it though. Why because
it's too happy, bubblegummy, too poppy. It is a pop hit. Yeah,
it was a massive. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
I know for a fact people in this room will
disagree with this next one that Rolling Stone put on
their list of the worst songs of the eighties.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Men without Hands say, if you want to, you can
leave the albums behind. I've got a request in this
room to play safety Dance on a throwback Thursday.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's right, we can and we want to.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
No one song I hate.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's I don't hate any of these songs so far.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Right, Like I'll from London Down? I hate that song?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh really yeah from London? Yeah? Who says that song?
That is why am I balanking on their names? Men
at Work? Was that also men at work?

Speaker 8 (28:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well this was men without hats and that is men
at work? Oh yeah, okay, see getting from the singer
if you met at work calling something or other, he's
got to callin. Hey, I believe he's in a great voice.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yeah, all right, so again from and and this is
no particular order that I'm going in here. So they
say these are the ten worst songs of the eighties.
According to Rolling Stone Magazine, Tony Basil Mickey.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
That central eighties, right, exactly good? Yeah, and uh, I mean, look,
I know it gets used, uh you know, as a
goof because you get Rick rolling.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Banger, thank you, But you can't you can't say then
the song sucks. Maybe you got fooled right.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
Now.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
No, Rick Astley has other songs, but I couldn't tell
you what they are until until I hear them, and
I go.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Oh, yeah, I don't even know if I know if
I heard it. Really yeah, let's see Rick other songs
than that.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
You know what's funny. I can just imagine the first person.

Speaker 10 (30:25):
And be like, what, I don't really get what it is.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Well, it'll say, oh my god, Sammy, check out all
this new knitting stuff, And you click on the link
and it pops up as Rick Astley he got and
he got Rick rolled, Although links don't show up his links.
A lot of time, an immortals show up just as
the like you see what it is. Here's the other
song you.

Speaker 16 (30:48):
Would know, Greg, Yeah, guys, get up with you?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Remember now?

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Right? Yes?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
All right?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Back to the okay here, I'll give you a song
I legitimately think blows and definitely belongs on the list
of the worst songs of the eighties. It's this one.
You don't know where to go to, putting on the
ritsah Taco, putting on the rids? Like you like this

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one too?

Speaker 8 (31:37):
It's fine. I don't hate any of this stuff.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
So yeah, you can.

Speaker 10 (31:42):
See like a movie scene of a guy getting all
dressed up in his touch if you want to dance
and your Martine.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Another one that I believe does belong on the on
the ten worst songs of the eighties list. I think
this belongs on there too. Falco.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
How dare you? Oh my god, I bought this cassette
you did? Yeah? I loved Falco.

Speaker 8 (32:15):
I think some of these we probably just hurt so
many times, but so good.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Good question on the text. So when do we get
to these bad songs?

Speaker 16 (32:24):
I know?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, that's a great question.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Also on their list from Rolling Stone Magazine Worst Songs
in the eighties. Bobby mcferriny This was on the Cocktail
soundtrack remember that, Yes, a lot with Cocomo from the Beach.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
This This is the.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Guy that hates the song rightly.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
So Yeah, Bobby McFerrin doesn't like it.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Really, what I don't know made him rich.

Speaker 8 (32:55):
Because I think I think it's a departure from how
he actually sounds their music.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
You mean your biggest hit. Yeah, the first song on
the list that I don't worry be happy. This song
is so so dude.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
This song the song I wroth man too small, tripping,
I'll take that over. Rock me on the dais or
putting on the rigs.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I think I'm tripping. You're tripping balls right now. You're insane,
all right.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I think Greg and I will agree this song rules
Chris de Burgh like Greg and I will slow dance this.
We'll put our tongues in each.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Other's mouth, will grab ass, will dock my hand.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I will rub Greg until you finishes. Wild to dance
to this song?

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Oh yeah about a jam?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
So romantic?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yes you no, I don't wow too much.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Love of all the romantic songs, this one's memos like
romantic in a one night stand kind of way, you know,
and it hit and quit because he barely knows.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Somebody said, why are none of you providing the reasons
why you like or don't like these songs? I think
the songs and music you just like that, Yeah, like
like the putting on the ritz, I don't like that.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
Like, oh, it would be easier for us just to
put songs that you know are not our favorite.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
And the rock meamidis to me kind of sounds musical
type and like a stage.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Play kind of thing. So there, do you want a
couple of reasons why?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's why. And one of the reason I love Falcot
I have the memory of getting that cassette because I
loved it.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Now, this song that they have on their list they
said was the worst song of the eighties. I've seen
it on the top of many lists when it comes
to the worst songs ever, not just of the eighties.
And I think it's the jorts of songs, because there's
nothing wrong with georts, whether you like them or not.

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But there's nothing wrong with them as the example, because
it's something there. But like all of a sudden, people
started hating on it, you know, like you who hates
on Starship We Built this City. It's a great song
because I always see it on these lists and then

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whenever it gets discussed, I don't know anybody who's.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Ever made an argument that, yeah, it does suck. I
agree it sucks. It's a great song.

Speaker 11 (35:44):
So many lists.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yes, it's so hated. Well, Starship in general was so hated, called.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Quotation, but races.

Speaker 12 (36:03):
I want to do abs right now, the Jane Fonda
and Leggings, the Gos.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Responsible, this SDIO, this.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Come on with the Hook. That's a great song.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah, is a great song. All right.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Now, it seems like you guys loved a lot of
these songs. A lot of people are saying, when do
we get to the bad ones? Yeah, you got to
pick your top four, top four bad ones, which I
think that's easier. You want to do the bad ones?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, you have to get four bad ones?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Were bad?

Speaker 8 (37:00):
The ones that I could probably the one I love
hearing the songs, Okay, but I'll just say the ones
that you know, all right?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, So all right, text yours over to. So what
would be if if you had the pick of that list?
These are four that okay, fine, Rolling Stone, I could
go the rest of my life with never hearing that again.
Hit us up on the text over to two two
ninety SI, we'll get our thoughts together. We'll share our
four picks when we come back next on The WOODI Show.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Hang on, we'll be back soon Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
All right, we got some other boats coming into other
worst songs in the eighties.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
I like this one either, yeah, Blinding Me with Science.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Science, I hate it.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 17 (37:55):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
And I don't like that one. Also, uh, Sunglasses at Night.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
Oh, I war my songs that night?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Yeah, Jenny eight six five whatever night right? Oh yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Maybe maybe because it's just one of
those cliche.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Cliche song. Now.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
You know, somebody said their top four worst we built
the City. We built the City, number three, We build
the City. And then you guessed at number four with
Jefferson Starship. Yeah, and that was Starship, by the way,
it wasn't Jefferson. Yeah, oh love Jefferson Starship.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
It's like not John Cougar mellon Camp, it's just John Mellencamp.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah. Yeah. I think that's why they got so much hate,
because they kept cut, you know, going from Jefferson Airplane
to Jefferson Starship to the Starship.

Speaker 8 (38:49):
Right, and then you have Cobra Starship.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I don't even don't even get me started on Cobra
stars which that was what Cobra Starship was like two
thousand and six. That was what somebody else said, Well,
what about Chump one but tub something that was ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
That's not even the eighties.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yeah, that's that's not that's not the eighties at all.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Somebody said, what about old Town Road?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Okay, yeah, old Town there's another one on the text
there worse for the final countdown Safety Dance Mickey, and
then putting on the writs all right, And then somebody
said they're filling up their playlist because these are all
songs they had completely forgot about. Totally substitute up the
Aenus for Amadaeus and then the changes the whole outlook

(39:31):
on the song. Somebody says, yes again, okay, let's see
all right, see as I can see that in your car.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
They just change it.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Now.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Of course, like what he's doing on the way home
from today, you.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Don't know where.

Speaker 18 (39:57):
Where you're gonna put it, dumping on earth substitute writs.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I need to take a Yeah, hey, you can do
that too, I really need to. There's some There's so
many fun things that you can do, you know, right?
Is the Wood Show?

Speaker 12 (40:29):
All right?

Speaker 4 (40:29):
So these are the songs that Rolling Stone had as
the ten worst songs of the eighties. Starship, We Built
the City, You're Up, the Final Countdown, Chris de Burgh,
Lady in Red, Wham, Wake Me Up Before you Go Go,
Men Without Hats, the Sainty Dance, Falco, Rock Me, Amedaeus,
Bobby McFerrin, Don't Worry Be Happy, Tony Basil, Mickey Taco,

(40:54):
Putting on the Ritz, and Rick Astley never Gonna Give
You Up. Those are the ten, they say the worst
songs from the eighties. We asked everybody here in the
studio to give me their four. Which one do they
think are actually bad? It's like, are you you could
go the rest of your life with never hearing again? Now,
we all said there was cert least somebody in the

(41:15):
room that liked every one.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Of these songs.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Yeah, I don't mind any of these.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Yeah, I will start with Greg Gory your worst four.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
The top two for me were easy. Bobby McFerrin Don't
Worry Be Happy? How dorky, annoying, and it was a
big deal that he didn't have music. He used his voice,
who cares, it's a terrible song. And then number two,
You're not gonna believe this. I don't like this song, Wham,
wake me up before you go go. My least favorite
Wham song. It's Wow who cutesy, poppy, And then we

(41:43):
had to wait for George Michael to come out after
that song Please, And then the rest were just kind
of just narrowing it down, like I like them all
but I could do. I Guess without Europe Final Countdown okay?
And men without Ads Safety Wow, no kidding, all right.

Speaker 8 (41:57):
Menace, Yeah, I'm gonna do you, Don't Worry Be Happy?
Uh Lady in Red Mickey and uh Taco Yeah, I
mean again. I like all those songs, but if I
had to, you know, pick the ones that, all right,
you're not gonna have the opportunity to listen to ever again,

(42:18):
I'll pick those, all right, Sammy.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
The ones that I don't like, Safety Dance, never Gonna
Give You Up, Falco and Don't Worry Be Happy?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
So much hate for Don't Worry Be Happy because it sucks,
all right? The four and number one of the one
that I hate it and I never want to hear
it again. Taco put on the writs so Blonde rock
meyamidais from Falco is my second hated song and I
literally hate, like, actually I don't hate it, but I
could do with that at Europe the final countdown. And

(42:52):
then number four Tony Bezil Mickey interesting. Yeah, it's just
so annoying.

Speaker 11 (42:59):
It's the same tone all the thing.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Hey Mickeygee, Hey Mickey.

Speaker 11 (43:03):
Everything is just scream It just screams.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
You know what I mean, Hey, Mickey, I could be swayed.
Hey Mickey hate I guess it's like, didn't you make
some fun? It was a broadband before the internet, you
know what I'm saying. Get get all right?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Well, thank you everybody for your feedback on the text
over to to nine eight. So it's already said. All
eighty songs are awesome, even the bad ones. One better
than any new song played on the radio today. And
for the most part, I do agree with you said
one four.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I agree with most of that sentiment. Well it can
be true.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah, Oh.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Evacuated The Woody Show Thursday, Woody Show. Greg Gory's right there, high, Woody,
we got menace. What is the best, Sammy, I'm Woody.
What are the trending news headlines today, Greg.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Well, the big one is Gene Hackman and his wife,
Betsy Arakawa were found dead in their home in New Mexico.
He was ninety five, his wife was sixty three, and
we don't know how they died yet, but no foul
play is suspected.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
I'm guessing it's carbon monoxide. That was my very first
thought as well. They said no found play. Everybody including
the dog. The dog, Yeah, that's gotta be carbon monoxide.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Do you not have.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Detres?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah? I mean that's just that's just speculation at this point.
Deputies went to their house for a welfare check yesterday afternoon,
found them all dead, and they're still investigating what happened.
Gene Hackman was obviously in a bunch of movies like
Hoosiers in the Firm, but he did win an Oscar
for his role in The French Connection. Also won his
second Oscar for his role in the Clint Eastwood film Unforgiven.

(44:34):
So Gene Hackman, wife, dog all found dead. Also. Michelle
Trachtenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer She's one of those actresses.
If you see her, you recognize her. She was also
a gossip girl. She was found dead by her mother
at her home in New York City yesterday morning, and
she was only thirty nine. Yeah. Didn't you have some
kind of like transplant liver. Yeah, recently had that liver transplant,

(44:55):
which caused complications with their liver and THYROI.

Speaker 8 (44:58):
Yeah, in the past year or two, she looked very frail.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah, no word exactly what caused her to need that procedure.
She never revealed any health issues, but people have been
commenting on some of her more recent posts that she
didn't look well, but Michelle would just call them haters
and say she was happy and healthy. Her mom found
her in bed yesterday morning, and her mom had seen
her just the night before. She was out with friends

(45:21):
last week as well. Yeah, that blows. That's so sad.
So Michelle Trachtenberg thirty nine years old. The Trump administration
told all federal agencies to start preparing for large scale
layoffs and restructuring. A memo got sent out yesterday told
agencies that they have until March thirteenth to develop agency
reorganization plans. The agencies are being encouraged to consolidate areas

(45:43):
that are duplicative and implement technical solutions that automate routine tasks.
But there are some exemptions, of course, to this restructuring,
layoff thing positions related to law enforcement, border security, national security,
immigration enforcement, and public safety roles. Also military persons now
all uniform personnel exempt, including the Coast Guard, Public Health Service,

(46:04):
and commissioned officers in the National Ocean and Atmospheric Association,
as well as the Postal Service, so they don't have
to worry about it.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Well, because the Postal Service is confusing because like, are
they are they federal?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
They're not federal employees? Are they sure?

Speaker 4 (46:19):
I thought it was subsidized by the government. Yeah, there
was always like some kind of confusion.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I think posts, the US Postal Service. Yeah, that's federal,
federal employees.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
They're all federal, Okay, because there was I remember there
being something. I'm like, oh, I thought that was like
a government job.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
But it's not. It's somebody told me it's not a
government job.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
Taking somebody's mail is a federal offense.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, yeah, that right exactly.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
We learned that when we were kids, Right, is the
Postal Service a part of the federal government.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
The way it says, is an independent agency of the
thank you branch of the United States federal government.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
But yeah, it's independent of operates as self sustaining entity
subject to congressional oversight in federal laws. Unlike most federal agencies,
it generates its own revenue through the sale postal services
and products, rather than relying on taxpayer funding. That's where, yeah,
I knew there was something to it.

Speaker 8 (47:16):
The corner of my mail is torn before it gets just.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
The stuff that looks like it might be a credit card.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Or a check. Weird how I'm getting Yeah, it must
get caught up in the machines. Yeah, yeah, that's what
it is, just a little corner though. Yeah, I didn't
want to talk about it. But what he insisted that
we talk about egg prices because you know, you're obsessed.
Price is still too high and it is a problem.
So the Trump administration is trying to come up with
some solutions. Buy some chickens from somewhere. Well, right now,

(47:42):
we're in talks with a bunch of countries to import
eggs as a short term solution. But since this is
all stemming from an issue from chickens getting sick. Part
of the long term solution is implementing deregulation, investments in biosecurity,
repopulating chickens, and also investing in vaccines and therapeutic research.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I saw that they were thinking about importing eggs from Turkey.
Oh and Turkey eggs, Turkey and yeah, Turkey eggs.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
There was also a video I saw where people are
just stalking up again at Costco on the eggs, and
then they're selling them online for like thirty dollars for
a Costco pack of eggs.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
No, thank you. You can still go to the store
and you can buy them for a lot less. Yeah,
it's they're not there. They are, but people, I mean
some of them have limits, of course, but.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
People are buying them in these huge quantities still and
then selling them online.

Speaker 8 (48:31):
So the top places that have chickens in the world
is China, Indonesia, Pakistan, Brazil, then United States, after that, Iran, India, Mexico, Russia.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
You'll take chickens from Mexico those other places I'm not in.
I mean, I don't want their chickens.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
It's close, it would be easier. Yeah. Amazon announced that
they're rolling out a new version of the A word.
It's called Alexa plus that's coming at you next month
in March. Supposed to be more like an actual assistant. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Rich on Tech a video about this yesterday. He was
at their event in New York City where they rolled
this out. It looks pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yes. They say that she can do things like she
make dinner reservations, book an uber text people get tickets
to a sporting event or a concert when they hit Ticketmaster.
Says it can also browse the internet complete tasks for you.
One example they gave was getting an appliance fixed, So
Alexa plus would find a repair place, set up the appointment,

(49:25):
add it to your calendar, and it would do that
all on its own.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
That's cool, and you won't need to have like specific commands. Yeah,
I just kind of speak to it.

Speaker 8 (49:33):
Yeah, that's and my dream just talked to it like,
oh yeah, make a reservation Friday night at nob Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
And then it could work that out. And it says
it's proactive, so it could tell you to leave early
because traffic is bad, because it knows your routine. Basically,
it means everybody's about to get their own virtual assistant.
That can do a lot more stuff than just turn
your lights on and off. Amazon says it feels like
an interacting with a not interacting with tech, more like
engaging with an insightful friend. Prime Embers would get it

(50:01):
for free. Everybody else would have to pay twenty bucks
a month, but Amazon Prime only costs fifteen bucks a month. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (50:07):
So I would do that for the car too, because
you know, you think about so much stuff in the car,
like oh, I want to google that, or I was like, oh,
I'd love to make a reservation right now.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Well, you can use your Amazon app to do that.
What do you mean on your phone?

Speaker 10 (50:21):
Like just what you're driving?

Speaker 8 (50:22):
What I'm talking about for.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
The Yeah, like I'm talking to it, but like you
can do that through your phone on your Amazon app,
like you you're I'm sorry your Alexa app. Oh you
know you have to have that separate app. It's not
the shopping app, it's the where is it online? The
A word app, Amazon Alection. You just talk to it, though,
Yeah you can't.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Like I could do something right now where I can
push this button right here and I could send a
command to you know, whatever the devices in my house.
Right But I think what menace is saying, is what's
the net worth of you know, Kelly Rippa, you have
it just talked to you in the car. Yeah, yeah,
you could do that through the Amazon. Oh okay, that's
my point. People with new were Echo show devices will

(51:01):
get it first. That's the Amazon smart speaker with the
built in screen. Yeah. Just this little, this little microphone
down here in the corner. Yeah, that's just a small part.
Like the bigger part is like making a reservation.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Or you know, I would like, I'm sure eventually it'll
get there, but I wouldn't trust it to you know.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I'd probably make the reservation the exactly right. Sure you
got it.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
I'm sure like you would put in your like the
one that I use for reservation. The app that I
use is open Table, So I'm sure you would put
your open table log in into that that Alexa plus
and then just talk to it and put it in
the calendar.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
This is a situation where I'm like Greg, I go
to make a reservation, I call the place just to confirm. Yeah, Like,
if I'm making a restaurant reservation, I call the place.

Speaker 8 (51:45):
Why because I don't forget for a hundred years.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I know.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Well, it's it's it's something where I think there was
a situation because I remember something being screwed up. I
couldn't tell you exactly what it was, so I was like,
you know what, forget it's just easier to call. You
can talk to them and make sure and then you
send you an email.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Anyway, right, when I recently had to order all that
catering stuff, I did it in person, even though it
said you can just do it online. Yeah, didn't trust it. Ya,
this is too important to get screwed up.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
I don't order pizzas and stuff online. What No, I
called the place restaurants orders. Yeah, because again I know
this one for a fact. We was a Dominoes. We're like,
oh cool, you can do it online. We went online,
we ordered the pizza. We're waiting two hours for this thing, Like,
where the hell's this pizza? They didn't even have our order.
We're like, forget it.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
What when I worked on those Caesars, we did everything
by hand and I was messing that stuff up.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Your name is Brian.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Oh let me write down iron.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Yeah, pizezas for Ryan. I got one here for is
that you?

Speaker 2 (52:48):
And one more menus thought about you because Back on
January thirteenth, robbers cut and air brake hose on a
freight train traveling through a remote section of Arizona made
off with more than nineteen hundred pairs of unreleased Nikes,
including a bunch that haven't even hit the retail market
yet a lot of the stolen shoes were Nigel Sylvester
ex Air Jordan Force, which won't be available until March fourteenth,

(53:09):
expected to retail at two twenty five a pair.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Those suspects were caught thanks to tracking devices inside some
of the shoe boxes. Oh and they say there have
been ten of these heists, yeah, the past year.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
I was reading about it because not just Arizona, also
in California. They wait for the train to get out
in some like you know, rural area, right, and then
that's where they hit the trains. So they think it
might be he whole time. Yeah, inside thing, but apparently
it's a pretty elaborate thing.

Speaker 16 (53:35):
You know.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
They're certainly very well organized, not just like a you know, oh, hey,
you know what we should do like these guys.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
Yeah, you can't just carry nineteen hundred boxes of Nikes.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
With that said, I've kind of fallen off on Nike currently.
Oh really, I haven't bought a pair in a long time.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
And they also say on these trains, these cargo trains,
they're not allowed to have armed security with them. Really,
it's like, maybe change that role. Yeah, it'd be so fun.

Speaker 8 (53:58):
The robber while the train's gone, while they're riding, falls
off the side.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Over his face, and then one of them jumps onto
the train.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
They're fighting on top of one of the cars. Yeah,
and it looks like he's almost gonna fall off, but
he hangs on by like a pinky yep.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
And then they're oh, my god, a tunneled buck. That's
what's going on with all right, thank you very much, Greg.

Speaker 9 (54:19):
Gor What does a size magra first study the size?

Speaker 19 (54:26):
Yeah, migrapher, my mam, there's a job.

Speaker 12 (54:32):
He loves earthquakes and penises, thinking about both constantly.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Show allright, end of another month.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Tomorrow's the final day of February. Wow, if I haven't
said it yet, but maybe the first say happy Black
History Month? All right, right, and whatever other month it
is in February. It's just a short month, it is, Yeah,
but end of another month going into March. Now people
can get excited about spring break and different things. I

(55:06):
know people excited today. Metas was just talking about during
the break. Apparently they're releasing like some of the Epstein.

Speaker 8 (55:11):
Lists, apparently unredacted.

Speaker 12 (55:14):
So they say, although if I think it's any administration
that would do with it, I think it might be
this one.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
True. I don't seem to really care back on much.
I guess not.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Yeah, but anyway, that's.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
A I would love to just get over with, so
it's not just out there.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Yeah, okay, end of the month, Wood you show employee
of the month for February, taking your nominations.

Speaker 12 (55:37):
Medics, who would you say? You know, I'm having a
tough time this month. Usually for me, there's a clear standout.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Same I'm looking. I'm looking to be sold or convinced.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I mean there's always bort right, I love Barty always
does a great job. I mean, everybody's been doing here's
the thing.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Everybody's been doing.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Such a great job.

Speaker 8 (55:56):
And I always go to the YouTube to reference stuff.
But I can't vote for myself because I do see
a couple of things that I did.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Long here. If you want to teat your on horn, yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:06):
Give us your stats.

Speaker 20 (56:07):
Well, I do have the AI game this month, I
have the monologue, I have the first impressions, and then
I did buy the pizza for the taste test, but
Sea Bess.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
Did make it, so I have that. But I also,
like I, I do love all the Sea Bass content
when it comes to the super Bowl. So okay, yeah,
so I mean he did make the pizza and the
super Bowl content.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
And I don't think we ever had a rule that
you can't vote for yourself so far vote for yourself.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
That was only in the weakest link I thought. I
never talked about that, but I usually do elections like
the Canada myself. But can you do that? Is that?
I mean, I'm.

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Not gonna I'm not gonna vote for myself. I will
say Sea Bass, Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
All right, Greg Gory, what do you think? Well, we
have this stupid rule on the show that Woody is
never a nominee. This month, I would nominate Woody.

Speaker 8 (57:03):
Oh yes, definitely.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Well, I'm the one who's awarding. I'm not going to
give myself sixty nine bucks in a plaque.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah, but like you just pointed out, candidates vote for themselves,
so my vote goes for Woody. But even though that's
against the rules for so many different reasons. But you
have been like the consistent one. I think this month,
like there's been absences, there's been illnesses, this, that and
the other. You always hold down things, a lot of juggling. Yeah, sure,
and you have just rolled with it. Oh bab thank you.

(57:28):
So if it's not allowed, my vote was going to
go to Menace. It's good Menace, yes, And I thought
about the late night monologue, the tirelessness that he always has,
always making an effort, always staying late and doing the
networking and all the stuff that I think, oh man,
that looks too tiring. So my vote would be Menace,

(57:51):
all right.

Speaker 10 (57:53):
Yeah, I think there was a lot of options this
month too. Greg was out for a while and Gina
really picked up the slack a lot. But then now
she's been out for like a week two so everything's
kind of been all over the place.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Did like when Greg was after that two weeks, I
mean she was handling, you know, a lot of Greg
stuff that he would normally do and then her own stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
That's good. I didn't think about that. That's good.

Speaker 11 (58:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
I'm glad you brought up the stuff about you too,
because that's that's a good argument. Like you did a
lot of stuff, like first impression stuff. You were in
New Orleans and you got some of that there's yeah,
and then you.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Know, yeah, there's a lot of content.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Yeah, it's like at like little bits and pieces of
different things.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
Yeah, a lot of stuff you know, behind the scenes
that people don't know about care about. But also, well
with that said, that's why I also think of Bort,
because you know, when all this stuff is happening, and
you know, people are sick and people are out, like,
there's a lot of stuff, you know behind behind Woody
is Bort picking up the brunts.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Of that stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (58:51):
And when we we did a last minute best of
we all weren't here. Bort had to throw that together.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Greg Brother's funeral, right, So God.

Speaker 10 (58:59):
Every it really has spent a great month for everyone
and all of Menace your content and I am Menace
going to go with you, wow nominating Menace, but everybody
is very deserving this.

Speaker 14 (59:10):
Okay, Bort, who gets your vote? I mean, you guys
are swaying me towards Menace. But I did have Greg
Gory down for this month.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I would I would recuse myself from that I would
you know, whatever the word is you got to say
that qualify, you would say that.

Speaker 14 (59:25):
I know you weren't here for part of it, but
one you were here during a very stressful time that
most of us didn't know about, and you still came
back in the month still dealing with a lot of things.
But Greg actually had a lot of content this month.
He did read from the iHeart Handbook.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
That's right. Yeah, he had to read that entire thing,
which I don't think anybody else has done.

Speaker 14 (59:43):
He did confess to us that he has a concern
about the grocery store employees thinking he's a weirdo for
showing up. He learned some new dog facts and we
found out is he the hoa a.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Hole or yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I forgot about that. I'm yeah, he has a war
with his neighbors.

Speaker 14 (01:00:01):
But also the return of Greg Gory's immature replied to
so there's a lot of Greg Gory in this month.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
For not being interesting, for missing half of it, I
deserve none of it, Morgan.

Speaker 15 (01:00:13):
Yeah, I agree with Bort ironically, Greg, you work the least,
but you when you were here, you were very professional.
Like Bort said, when we didn't know what was going
on you hold yourself together, and then when you came back,
you were so vulnerable on air, and I think that
speaks volumes, so you kind of just like put yourself
out there, you know, especially during a rough time.

Speaker 11 (01:00:33):
So I'm going, Greg, damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
I should have asked Vaughn first Black History Month, but
I didn't mean to put him last. It's just he
doesn't have a microphone where he's sitting right now.

Speaker 11 (01:00:42):
Dare you who?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Who?

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Who's Vaughn voting for bort He's yelling, board's yelling out
the door. Hold on one second, and I would like
to hear from the from the listeners, by the way, listeners,
like as a you know, person who's listening every day,
who do you think really stood out this month? Like
do you think deserves the pride that goes into my
consideration not just the people here in the room, who's
working behind the scenes and everything. I want to hear from.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
You who's listening and uh, you know, consuming this garbage,
Like who do you think did the best job this month?

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Text on over to tow to nine eight seven. You
get it from von Vaughn is voting for menace for menace?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
All right? Thanks? Did you let him know. Happy Black
History Month. Okay, there you go, Right's get your votes
in over to two two nine eight seven, will be
right back.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
How old are.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
The Woody Show returns in a section.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
What she is seated next to the Glory Hall?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
She's tongue flicking. What's on this Woody Show? And it's
another new hour in sensitivity training, free politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Thank you for tune it in. However you are listening,
whether you're listening on an FM radio station, on the
stream or a podcast, we just appreciate you supporting the
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Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Thank you. I'm widdy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
That is Greg Gory. What is off a Woody minuce?

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Good morning to you?

Speaker 12 (01:02:14):
Good morning Woody Seed Mass is writing, yuh we got
Sammy phones open eight seven seven forty four? What he
send us your text to check in? Over to two
to nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
We're gonna check and see what Sea Bass has for
us this week in audio, and.

Speaker 9 (01:02:30):
We got the Sea Bass original segment. Who is who
is okay to play music? And this is new music
released in the past week or so, and but it's
from name you know, okay some a new new artist
or anything like this, So you know, go ahead, and
chime in, just yell it out whenever you think you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Know the answer. All right, here we go. Who is
This is probably the only song to actually have real

(01:03:05):
guitars and drums and stuff that's actually ever been He
as the cluest to the era. I know if I
told you Billy Idyl Billy, Oh, I didn't see that
a new song.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Now he's still dancing well for being such an old dude.
Still sounds pretty good. That sounded pretty good, Yeah, especially
now that you know it's Billy Idol. Yeah, rock but
kind of a dated like a dated sound, but it still.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Sounds a little bit eighties. Yeah, How is he not
a bad? So?

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Did he?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Is?

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
He just nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
How is he not in the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame already?

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
No, Billy freaking idol dude.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, it's so weird. I think he was nominated this year.
They haven't announced who's going in yet though.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Well they always do that when they leave certain people
out and you wonder why, and then they finally get
in and it's all dramatic. But some of the people
who are in there, yeah, like Tumble, how they get
in all right, So that's not bad. Okay, I'm not
gonna go out and listen to whatever, but it's you know,
it's professionally produce. Is the beginning of it?

Speaker 21 (01:04:06):
Kind of did sound now you say, like you know, mom,
he's no longer dancing with himself, he's dancing with the
cane and walk.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Yeah, is good.

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
This week in audio is who is gonna name you know,
a new song or their new song?

Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
Salvation Gaga? I hear what you're hearing there for sure.
I also heard that she's got like new music, right,
but it is not Lady Goga.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
This is Gabee. I will agree. Is it Jojo Siwat?

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Good guess Greg?

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
But no, it sounds like Charlie x t X okay,
good guest menace, but no, it was it as Rebecca Black.

Speaker 10 (01:05:01):
Oh my gosh, she's still around.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Oh yeah, she didn't make it music.

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
She's been doing yeah like DJ said that the boiler
room and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Yeah, the boiler room.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
The boiler room.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
She still got booze.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Nice. Yeah, she's doing this like this hard. I guess house.

Speaker 9 (01:05:19):
I don't know what all those stupid subgenres are, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Kind of like it. I thought you Mike greg It
sounds pretty good. Little Ducky Prie a little hard. Yeah,
she's gay bait. Well that song is gabae song. That's
who the Gay's love ladies. You know that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
I know, But I know Rebecca Black was gay bait.
But you're talking about just that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
The sound. The sound.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
People are like, hey, who's Rebecca Black? Remember that song?
Fried and I'm looking up in the morning?

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Got I mean, I gotta go downstairs.

Speaker 11 (01:05:45):
I've all got a has.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Off And that's right up there with magnets from Insane
Clown Posse.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
It sounds like a song Sammy would love.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
No, really, she was like, what thirteen here or something?

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Lets it was one of those things where like her
parents took her to a studio and she got to
record a song and then just exploded.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
They paid like four grands.

Speaker 10 (01:06:06):
Yeah, I think she's like fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Maybe it's prod.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Don't you guys agree that it sounds like something Sammy
would worsh it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
It does.

Speaker 11 (01:06:14):
It does kind of why that kids, don't you don't
like it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I kind of dig in the New Lady Gaga song,
though there was a.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Remixes remixes with Charlie Sheen and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
That was really Biglie Winnings that I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Yeah, get Crown Crown, all right? So that was Rebecca
Black and her new song Salvation.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah, that's good. I want to like hold a vodka
cran and something some head bob below, some guy in
the corner eleven crazy stupid. This week in audio, man,
if you better know this one who is new saw
him trap a rapp But do we know this person? Yea,

(01:07:07):
yeah not Craig is a big fan of this with
all of us or gregor just met well it should
be the first to get this one to.

Speaker 22 (01:07:15):
A crossed the past the geek down. I'm going to
new Tuckle better than I'm gonna traple since say you're
the master trapped Trap by.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
The way, it's really good trap. Okay, that's that's in
the genre least all rights rejected to school these fools.
I'm rasom of Cogo. Oh wait no, not future Okay,
he knows the crow. Yeah, gonna say, but get is

(01:07:46):
a met with the now? Sorry that is Cuavo menaces
a major street.

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
I've never heard of Wavo. Cravo and the future is
not part of Negos Negos.

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Okay, face and being completed white over here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Migos is a well known wrap. Yeah, I've heard the
name Migos, Like what, well, I've heard the name future Offset.
It was the name Offset. Yeah, Cardi B.

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
He goes Cardi B.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Was that Offset with Cardi B?

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
Well yeah, Offset was with Cardi B.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Thank you? Which one got shot in the bowling alley?

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
That was set Off?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Set Off?

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
And Akuavo Yeah he's not that yeah, well no, yeah,
Quavo is part of of the group.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Okay, all right, you know what we're gonna need like
some sort of.

Speaker 8 (01:08:41):
Like what the hell Cuevo used to date sweetie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
We need to make like that. See now it's all
coming back. We need like a family tree or something.

Speaker 8 (01:08:52):
Yeah, and Sweety used to be my neighbor, So Quevo
would come over and he had a Lamborghini that said
Quavo on the side of it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
I loves She was on an episode of Cooking with
Paris Now is really cool. She is really right.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
It's all connected.

Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
I feel like with that Nego stuff, like, I'm fine
with it, but it's it's all the same song.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
It's like it's like the kids heard it. It's all
I got it, all right, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
We're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back. We
got some more of this weekend audio coming up next.

Speaker 12 (01:09:21):
Hang on, Baby's Jake, a cup of conversation with the
person next to you who's also second traffic.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
How's it going.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
More Disney Takeover Passes coming up to sour at seven fifty,
so you could be there with us as we take
over the park. And just remind her that on Saturday,
Menace and Board they're gonna be at the Standard Brothers
in Garden Grove, YEA from one to three pm. They'll
have a bunch of stuff to give away at the
State of Brothers Garden Grove this Saturday, one to three
with Menace and Bort be there covered just what.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Show? All right? Time for it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
In this round of the Weekend Audio, the Woody original
game Who dis Is?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Yeah? Who Is? This is a good game. It's a
really good game. I mean we're so good at it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Yeah, all right, I have one more and it's much
like Rebecca Black, which we heard before the Bread You
missed the new Rebecca Black. This is what that sounds like.
This is a Friday check.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
It's Friday Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Gotta get Okay, so now who who is this?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
No, you don't even know yet.

Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
I'm at my Sunday brunch drinking too much booze because.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
I know it sounds very whiny.

Speaker 10 (01:10:46):
Feeling the blue another week, it's about to start in
the thought of Monday morning is making me farm. It's
about this time. How mutching game up thrown? The weekend
is Overriday, I start to throw.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Can anybody tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Sounds like somebody who would love that Rebecca Black like
so much that they even emulated it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:18):
It's so high pitched.

Speaker 10 (01:11:19):
We feel totally different, a little vacation. But really, is
it the guys out getting high?

Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
Doesn't It's not I'm seeing so good, but like I
get lost in the singing and I'm forgetting the really good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
It's like it's like bad bars.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Right, So final guess, Final Guesses, It's got to be
Rebecca Black Againca Blacks question Adele do alright?

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
Sammy against a young share Ari. Oh No, it's Sammy
Marino and her him which is on YouTube called Fordek.
It's so good, that's Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Yeah, which is this is the precise reason I thought
you would love Rebecca Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:12:10):
She thought of the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
It's making me fun.

Speaker 10 (01:12:14):
It's about the time how much in Game of Throng?
The weekend is over and I start to thrown Yes,
the story behind this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Nobody cares about the story the music.

Speaker 10 (01:12:29):
It was supposed to be mocking Rebecca Black. It was
during that time that it was made. There's also a
fox in in the video with me, because it was
during the what does the Fox Say time? Yeah, it
was a show that made me do it. I did
not write the song. I didn't even really want to
sing the show.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Most pop singers don't write their own songs. But okay,
you wanted it to be a hit. Yeah, And there's
a video to the whole thing, Yes, there is. It's
when she worked at the last radio station that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
She was at.

Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
Yeah, but this was for Audition Nation, the entertainment news
show that I was on.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
Wow they yeah, very riveting stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Which are radio people pretending they're on TV?

Speaker 11 (01:13:06):
We were on TV.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
This week.

Speaker 9 (01:13:10):
In audio, I want to talk to a lady here,
and this lady is living Morgan's dream life.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
This is courtesy of Inside Edition. Morgan.

Speaker 9 (01:13:16):
Uh, follow these directions and you could have what this
woman has.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Okay, it would.

Speaker 19 (01:13:21):
Call me, Bird, you can Sam like you have a
big nose. Every kind of big nose comment you can
think of, they would tell me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Devin Aiken has been thinking about a nose job since
she was a teen.

Speaker 19 (01:13:33):
My first consultation I went to at eighteen, but I
was only eighteen and I didn't have money for it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
So Devin spent the next twelve years saving eleven thousand dollars.

Speaker 19 (01:13:44):
I just turned thirty a few weeks ago, and I'm like,
I need to do it before my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
We were there for her postop check up. It's a
little bit of swelling here.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
Yeah, it's tender.

Speaker 19 (01:13:54):
I always felt like I was a beautiful girl. I
just feel like I had a huge news and it
just took away from my other beauty.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Yeah, her beak was crazy. She got boomerang on her face.

Speaker 9 (01:14:06):
It's not it was not necessarily wide or deep. It's
that giant again too, can Sam's style arch.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
It like comes out and then goes down. The surgeon
did a great job. I'm gonna put Greg on the spot.
That's incredible. Greg, who does she remind you of in
that photo? Uh huh, I would say Morgan the big nose.

Speaker 11 (01:14:25):
Oh my God, not these.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
She's thirty.

Speaker 11 (01:14:32):
She also has dark brown air, killing myself.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
That's not what I was going for. I put Yeah,
I was on.

Speaker 11 (01:14:38):
Lamp in a miss.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Okay, yeah, you're right on that. I'm also right on
that one. I wasn't looking at the nose on Dargan.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Don't put the camera on me for a second, menace.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
Oh yeah, no, I saw it, and I agree.

Speaker 15 (01:14:50):
Yeah, oh yeah, okay, so I didn't see this, and
I saw the pictures on Instagram, and the surgeon did
a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Look that looks Morgan. If you cover the nose, it's
a different nose. The picture on the right looks more
like Morgan. But they both now looks looks like I'm saying,
but it looks like Morgan. Now, yes, I always.

Speaker 9 (01:15:11):
Thought those jobs were stupid until Morgan talked about it.
And now I can't look at a girl.

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
Oh no, I'm obsessed with the uh before and after
stuff Like Julianne he used to work on the show.

Speaker 9 (01:15:21):
We texto, yeah, she got a nose job before we
knew her though, Yeah, got those jobs, got a boom job.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
We text. We text each other all day. I want both, Yeah,
do you want in on the group text of we
just do before and after photos all day.

Speaker 11 (01:15:34):
Of crazy as long as there's success stories.

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
Yeah they look great.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Yeah, but you look how.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
Crazy this looks.

Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
I'm so happy for this girl to that she's been
she say if she didn't just whint about it and cry.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
But you're gonna end up getting a noose job anyway,
first fight you have with this boxing thing, now they're
gonna get you can't.

Speaker 15 (01:15:51):
Do Everyone says that girls don't hit that hard honestly, you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Know, like, would you go get a brand new nose
job and then step in the ring?

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
No, no, no, s job will come after.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Okay, that's that makes That's what we're saying. That makes
more sense.

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
Then I put this photo that we're looking at on
our Instagram story at the Woody Show on Instagram, and
I did write Greg thinks that this chick looks like Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Like Greg brought this clip to us, he said, Hey,
check out crazy she was inside this week in audio.

Speaker 9 (01:16:22):
Okay, speaking of ways that women hurt themselves, this is
the Seas original game. How do they ow in sad
woman in the hospital showing her her injury to the staff.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Okay, it's impressive.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
I know exactly how she did that.

Speaker 10 (01:16:38):
My daughter would do the same thing.

Speaker 11 (01:16:41):
First girl, I'm gonna yell, that's crazy, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
The staff is interested. One of the staff members knows
how she hurt or ou eat herself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Huh, she tried to pierce her own ear.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Would yeah, something my daughter would do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
M hm.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
I was like something get her like fingers stuck in something,
or how old's the daughter?

Speaker 9 (01:17:08):
This woman in the hospital is a full grown lady.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Oh, I know what.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
Something that women do is burning themselves with the curling.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Iron, or get their hair tangled in one of those.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
They get it on their forehead.

Speaker 9 (01:17:20):
It looks okay, like their hairs all messy with like yeah, blaze, all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Right, let's find out what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
How she in her pocket her jeans, She threw them
on the floor, and she goes and walks and it's got.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
She with her own house keys. What does she do?
She had her keys in her pocket and threw the
jeans on the floor. It's her fault. The way they
landed with being in the pockets. The keys are sticking
up right. I'm gonna I'm gonna tell a story. I
told you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
I don't think you were in the studio yesterday when
I was telling everybody in the studio this story about
a common friend of ours one of their co workers
ended up getting displaced ovaries.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
This is the worst. I can't even Okay, well, you
know what. That's you know what, you can skip that story.

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
I think I judging by the judging by the reaction,
I need to hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
That's brutal. Well, now I'm gonna tell you what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
She agreed to uh get ft by a glass coke
bottle with the so the mouth of it was open
medically and it h and it created a suction.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Was being injury happens.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
That's how she displaced her ovaries because the suction like
pulled the ovaries loose.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
That's what they don't make.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Like and you work with this person, he goes, yep,
all right, Like how does that? So did she come back?
Like hey, so, uh, you've been out for a week
or so, like what what what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
You know, I'll get some displaced over how that happened?
You just share that, like how does how does that
story make its way out? Don't you die with that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Grad? Yes, nobody knows even if you tell them that,
which you don't have to. I fell down the stairs.

Speaker 8 (01:18:58):
Right yeah, and displaced by over out vacuum clean We
also had somebody out for a week. That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Oh what do you mean? No, I'm just saying, oh,
they don't work in this building.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Oh yeah, right, it's a person that we all know,
so been different buildings.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Is that laryeringenis is not code? See what you're saying.
Not for a coke bottle?

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yeah, I see, I see a bottle ve this week
this weekend audio. You ladies hurting themselves, Greg. This is
a I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna lie. This person's
in Moran and she's like a fitness influencer person. She's
talking to a not a doctor, a natural path and
he has this warning for all the ladies out there.

Speaker 23 (01:19:41):
It's sugar from the alcohol. It's the livered adam from
the alcohol. It's the inflammation, it's the carcinogenic. It's literally
a carcinogen. A bottle of wine, a wheat has a
way higher risk of breast cancer than almost any other
thing you could possibly do in your life. It's equivalent
to looking eighties cigarettes a week.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
To hear that is, how do they arrive at that show?

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Your work? Again?

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
This is an so he's not a real doctor at all. Okay,
but this is from the instagram Hot Chick Skinny Roti
Rotti whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Wow. If that's true, I'm so screwed.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Yeah, you're getting breast cancer. I'll get it, all right, dudes,
dudes can't get breast cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
They can. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:25):
I saw it on Nip Tuck this week and audio.
All right, this is another lady teaching you that you
ladies how to save some money. She says, uh manas,
I don't know if you have to wait on this one.
Save money by only buying.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
The kid's meal.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's also like how to lose weight? Is
it going place? Just ordered the kid's meal?

Speaker 8 (01:20:44):
Honestly I started doing that. Why did Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
What do you get four of them?

Speaker 12 (01:20:47):
Though?

Speaker 13 (01:20:48):
Right? No?

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
Just one?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Just one?

Speaker 9 (01:20:50):
Here's Sammy in the city, Sammy in the City with
an ass not to save money though, describing her meal.

Speaker 24 (01:20:57):
All right, I got another kid's meal. This one was
from Olive Garden. I got the feta chini with shrimp, broccoli,
two bread sticks, and it came with a drink for
nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
And thirty two cents.

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
Again, not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
And this is plenty.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
Food, y'all. Like I've been able to eat off of
this twice.

Speaker 24 (01:21:14):
You can get it with shrimp, chicken, meatballs, different pasta
or whatever else.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Yeah, well you get that, but also you also get
the bread stick.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
But don't you have to have a kid with you?

Speaker 13 (01:21:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
No, there's nod care. Okay, but this is not obvious advice,
like if you want to save money, buy things on
the menu that are cheaper and get less food.

Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
But she said, but she's saying, you're being tricked into thinking.
I'm sure you can go back to like serving sizes
from the fifties. Yeah, they show you, but that's yeah.
Look that's a lot of food, including that bread stick
for breast, you know, yeah, two bread sticks.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
And then wait, you don't have to have a kid
with you to order? That was common knowledge?

Speaker 10 (01:21:52):
How about yeah the kids?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Yeah, yeah, this is brand new information. There's one question
kind of adjacent to that, is is it true that
you can't go to Chuck E Cheese unless you have a.

Speaker 8 (01:22:03):
Kid with you?

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
That is true? That is true?

Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
Okay, is that a legal fast?

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
I'll test that one out because I've always heard that.
I've heard that.

Speaker 10 (01:22:10):
I've heard that too.

Speaker 9 (01:22:11):
Just remember when that dumass influencer was claiming they recycled
their pizza he went with no kids.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Well, because when I went to my wife and my
kids were already at the Chuck E Cheese and I
was walking in by myself. They said, are you here
with the party? Like if I was there for a
birthday part that, I guess that might be different. But
if it's just some dude showing up, you got to
rent a table, I mean, try it out.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
I don't know, you walk into a gimberree for no reason?

Speaker 10 (01:22:34):
What if I just want to play ball?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
I do know of David Busters.

Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
I do know of a little theme park in Oakland,
California that you have to have a kid to go outside.
And I heard that about a Lego Land. Is that
true that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
I don't know. I've never been to Lego Land, But
the kid's menu we can confirm you can, yeah, you
ca yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:22:53):
And if it's a fast food place, you get a toy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Oh well done to tell Yeah, I did. Just I
was on the way somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:22:59):
I was like, I'm kind of you're not really I
went to Burger k and got the kid's meal and
I got no.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
More what he shows next? This is the Woody Show.
All right, this.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Week in audio's let's wrap this up?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
What you got here? Sea Bass? Greg, I have a
lady after your own hearts.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Okay, this is a real tour.

Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
Ashley Motoso, and she is She's going through a house
and she sees on the wall cute little ladybug.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Well, Greg, I want to know how people are freaked
out about lady bugs. They seem to be the most harmless,
that's what you think.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
They're pretty gross, But listen to what actually has to say.

Speaker 20 (01:23:47):
Okay, if you ever see these ladybugs.

Speaker 11 (01:23:52):
In your house, kill them.

Speaker 22 (01:23:54):
Kill them.

Speaker 10 (01:23:55):
I know, I know some of you are thinking, oh,
they're good luck, they're so cute.

Speaker 11 (01:23:58):
They're good luck.

Speaker 10 (01:24:00):
You are about twenty away from an infestation.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Okay, so kill the ladybug.

Speaker 17 (01:24:07):
I'm so sorry, Rip, But those things lay a million
eggs a day.

Speaker 9 (01:24:11):
Oh so, okay, this is a lady on TikTok. So
of course she's wrong and stupid and lying to you.
And ladybugs do not want to be laying eggs in
your house. They want to be laying eggs on leaves
outdoors most often they have a million of them. Yeah, no,
she's she's a more on and stupid. Now she might
be confusing lady bugs with lady beatles, which can technically
can like scratch you, but they don't bite.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
They haven't really bite.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
I could kill you, apparently, that's what I read. But
just a lady Greg. Yeah, so Greg, don't listen to her,
And Greg, I would problem ladybug. Maybe just trap it
and set it free, but more than likely vacuum it up.

Speaker 9 (01:24:46):
This week in audio Eyed, So this is from Eric Adams.
He's the mayor of New York City, the garbageist of towns.
And this isn't really about politics. This is about a
certain type of a phrase that he's been using recently,
about people that want to get him removed from office.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
All right, this is a biblical moment.

Speaker 25 (01:25:02):
You know, when Jesus was on the cross, he said, God,
forgive them, for they know not what they do. All
these negroes were asking me to step down, forgive them.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Oh my God, Eric Adams, he's you know, he's not
even negro. He said, Nigron.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
He happened a little bit there, ye man, But it's
not that that's like benefit.

Speaker 9 (01:25:24):
But he's used quite a few in the language several
different times. People a lot of people playing like saying
it's like the boondogs or whatever. But he was on
a Fox five New York to clarify this comment, and
you're gonna hear the anchor and you're probably what are
you special? Will probably recognize this anchor's voice is he
asks Eric Adams to explain what he meant.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Are you implying that if you're black you have to
support you? No, not at all.

Speaker 25 (01:25:45):
I'm asking for all New Yorkers to support me.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
So who are you specifically talking to when you say negroes?

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
He didn't say who has stepped down? Who has asked
me to step down? That's what I'm talking about. So
you're saying all New Yorkers and negroesct act. Thought I
was very clear.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
Yeah, clearly he said nigro.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
You didn't say negro. That is a Kurt menafee.

Speaker 9 (01:26:05):
By the way, he was hosting like a Fox five
New York as well as his NFL duties.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
Yeah, who where was he with a first?

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Uh? He was at the first Garner's mansion, I believe.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Really, Yeah, it sounds like he's like, I don't know,
at like a bar, like hanging out with a bunch
of like friends, and oh, I'm much I have just
like Jesus.

Speaker 25 (01:26:24):
Yeah, it's a biblical moment, you know, when Jesus was
on the cross. She said, God, forgive them, for they
know not what they do. All these negroes were asking
me to step down. God forgive them.

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
Do you know how like all that started with him?
It was from a Sabrina Carpenter music video. Really yeah,
she shot some music video at a church and then
like I don't know, higher people up in the church
got really upset. Yeah, and then they started doing an
investigation how it happened, and like how the payments went happened.
And then they went into the Neror Adams, the church,

(01:27:00):
the church funds, and they noticed something weird with Mayor Adams.

Speaker 9 (01:27:03):
Okay, because I thought he was getting he was getting
like kickbacks allegedly from like the Albanians or something.

Speaker 12 (01:27:08):
Oh yeah, there was a bunch of that kind of
stuff start. I don't think it had to be that
was probably separate the Sabrina.

Speaker 8 (01:27:13):
Car It all started.

Speaker 10 (01:27:14):
It started with her.

Speaker 8 (01:27:16):
They start looking at the books and they say, where's
this money going. Yeah, because all because of this music video.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Oh my god, that's that's the song feather. By the way, We're.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Gonna take a break, thank you. See bass more what
he shows next to stop kissing and snuggling turtles?

Speaker 22 (01:27:33):
Well, I think, I think, yeah, you could have got
Salmon Millers.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
It sucks down. So throwback Thursday. So you can text
your request over to two two nine eight seven. But
the next request that we're gonna do belongs to the
pride of Pacoima, the senior vice president and managing partner
of club. Turn up the sexiest brown around President DJ

(01:28:00):
Tim Martine. I'm blushing, and by the way, I'm not
the only one trying to bang Tim apparently, because dude.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
The first thing mines Tim and he walked in. He's like, dog,
are you losing weight?

Speaker 8 (01:28:14):
He looks, you'll get that shirt and the shoulders suns out,
guns out like brand T shirt?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
What do you wear? It's nice?

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
I don't you know. I don't know. I Vroonica by
Is come over here, come over here, girl, let's see.

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
Yeah, it makes you look swell. Dude, I would buy
more of those.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
I've seen that true classic. I've seen the ads on
on Instagram before is that good? You know it does
because it's a looser fit in the torso and it's
a little tighter around the arm, so it makes you
look more what's supposed to supposed to.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Well, here's what I was complaining about was every every
T shirt that I used to buy, Like you raise
your hands and the belly goes all of a sudden.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
That's the other thing with those shirts.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
Ronica was like, oh, I found her shirt that is
supposed to be longer, and I was like, great, buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
I don't know, I don't it looks great.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Yeah, no it does.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
And the same same type of thing when you go
our friends at the Fresh Clean Threads, they do the
same kind of thing with the cut, the way that
that works out and looks not.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
I don't know about the cut. I just like raising
my hands and my fat as.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
I do think I feel dog he means something that
goes down to my knees.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
To keep that from happening.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
Dude, we were just talking about you yesterday because I said,
you know, we're doing the Sports Update with Jeff g
preseason baseball, and I said, dude, Tim is the only
person I know that gets upset about a preseason loss.
He's not even funny.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
I mean, in the big scheme of things, it doesn't matter.
But I I want my team to win all the time,
doing all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Even in the preseason, even yes, absolutely, and heaven forbid
we fly out to Tokyo and lose two games to
the Cubs in Tokyo, Like, no, dog, no, no, I'm
not about that. I was gonna ask what what's your
thought on that? Too, because they've they've done this a
number of Major League Baseball day where like right in
the middle of spring training, you have these two games

(01:30:09):
in Tokyo that count, and then everybody comes back and
there's still preseason baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
It's so weird, it is.

Speaker 8 (01:30:16):
It is weird. They got to make that paper and
pay for those players.

Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
It's it is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
Yeah, I don't know, it's weird because I.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Also worry about that injury.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Yeah, it's like, it's strange to me that it's right
in the middle of preseason, like preseason still has some
time left when these games that count for your regular
season record are happening.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
It's it's very strange.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
I don't know, I don't know, it's odd to me.
But on the right side of things, we're in baseball season.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Yeah, it was. It was damn near ninety degrees around
some areas yesterday. It was like before we run off
the air yesterday it was already kind of hot. I
know in February, Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
This is what we bring it back. This is what
global warming is about. You're all about.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
It will contribute to it. I will, like, what do
I have to do? Just run my entine twenty farsay
sign me up.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Anyway. And then also the other thing I was gonna
mention you while we have you getting a lot of
great feedback on the Woody Show merch store where we
at with the other items that we're gonna add, Like
how much longer before those go up?

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
Well, here's here's the here's the update on that. Woody
and I met last week, and he, in true Woody fashion,
he wants to see and feel everything before it actually
is sold to you guys we're shopping. I want I
want to see the quality of exactly, and I can't

(01:31:38):
hate on that, but that just that just delays it
a little bit. But also it will ensure that you
guys are getting what we actually want.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
You guys, it's good quality stuff? Is it really is
good quality stuff? Is the stuff that you know that
we're wearing around here. Uh you've seen them, like on
the YouTube videos, the different people, Oh where's that hoodieor
where's this? Well we did add the the design that
you came up with. Oh yeah, because that got a
lot of great response with my old school lowrider woody
showy shirt and hoodie. Yeah, I love that one. We'll

(01:32:07):
have a card narc shirt up there as well and
some other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Excited.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Anyway, check it out right
now WOODI show Merch dot com. All right, throwback Thursday
up in the clurb DJ Tim Martinez back in the day,
actual club DJ, and so we would reminisce and we
still do it. We'll text each other, Hey dude, remember
this song? Hey remember that song? But I put Tim
in charge of what song we go with for the
turn up each and every week. And what do you

(01:32:31):
got for us?

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Tim?

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
We're going nineteen ninety seven, Uh, great year, only because
I think I felt like it was my heyday. I
was just started radio. I started radio in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
I was like itching to DJ every event for free.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
Oh ye, yeah, you know how that goes.

Speaker 8 (01:32:52):
And I did it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
I did it anyway, So we're doing nineteen ninety seven.
Tonight is the night.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
C all right, here we go show throw thusday. See
this one. I would have totally whiffed on the year.
I would dude, I would have put this like ninety three. Really,
I would have whiffed on this.

Speaker 13 (01:33:09):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
I'm glad you said it and I didn't look like
an idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
The click Tonight is tonight, brow back Thursday, night.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Is night is a night of now Forever is never now.
Tonight is a night is.

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
A night together. God, I don't know when the last
time I heard that song was really a click? Tonight
is the night from nineteen ninety seven. That's so good,
do It's always fun, man, is our favorite music day
of the week. And that's one of the reasons why
if we get to hear all this stuff that we
wouldn't normally hear or actually something we haven't heard it

(01:33:50):
all in decades.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Variety is a good thing.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
I know that statement is true for coming out of you.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
So true. It's the favorite music day of the week.
All right, well, djo, Yeah, everybody have a great weekend.
All right, thank you to him. We'll catch you next
week BYES.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is Thursday. It's a
bree Friday. It's February twenty seventh, twenty twenty five. Today
is retro Day. Oh sweet for a throwback Thursday.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
Heck yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
It's also a Fat Thursday, which I'm not familiar with.
I thought it was Fat Tuesday. Or is this something
completely different? No, is this something fat Thursday. I just
never heard of that. You eat a lot, I don't know.
It's International Polar Bear Day, Oh Sea Bass. Today is
Introduced a Girl to Engineering Day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Well they've been trying that for a long time. Has
it quite stuck?

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
So there's any if there's any eights and bubbs who
would like to be introduced to engineering? Hit up Sea
bas wo'ld be awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Yeah. Fat Thursday is a Christian tradition.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
Is essentially it's Fat Tuesday, just for certain certain countries
kind of like certain countries have Christmas on like December whatever, twelfth.

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Right, Today's National Pokemon Day. Hell yeah, it's national. It's
National protein Day. Bro oh yeah, bro arts, National Chili Day,
speaking of farts, National Toast Day and National Strawberry Day,
which our daily mention of Japan. There's a place in
Beverly Hills that's selling a nineteen dollars strawberry.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Did you see this? Yeah, it's like some giant perfect strike.

Speaker 8 (01:35:21):
I guess yeah. I actually I was gonna bring that
up in our meeting today. That was try it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Yeah, yeah, the nineteen dollars strawberry.

Speaker 8 (01:35:28):
Yeah, let's see what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Let's eat. Yeah. Is it huge?

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
It's pretty big, but it comes out like on this
little circular kind of like you know, presentation dish. It's
got like a glass dome over top.

Speaker 8 (01:35:40):
Yeah, it tastes this but I was like, oh dude,
can I even get one? Because I had where.

Speaker 9 (01:35:45):
Those aren't there? Like four hundred dollars pineapples? Also, that
was yeah, yeah, something, Yeah, just a couple of holidays today.
On the World of Entertainment, Ozzy Osbourne's getting ready for
his final performance and to see what he's been going
through to get to this point. There's a documentary for
Paramount Plus coming out later on this year called No
Escape from Now Ozzy, who's got a ton of health issues,

(01:36:07):
including Parkins's Parkinson says that the last six years have been,
you know, just full of some of the worst times
he's been through, and he thought he was done. He
thought a couple different times he was just gonna die
two years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Yeah, there's been times where I thought my number was up,
he says, but music and fans kept my spirits up.
The final show is his way of saying a proper goodbye,
And like pretty much every major rock metal band is
signed up to be a.

Speaker 9 (01:36:32):
Going to this because not for him, because he's going
to be I mean nothing obviously, but everybody else around.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
It would be cool.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Heads up if you bought tickets to one of the
upcoming Oasis reunion shows. Liam Gallagher tweeted that the shows
will be just shy of fifty nine minutes and fifty
nine seconds, Okay, Often fans are hoping he's kidding. Due
to high demand the When We Were Young Music Festival
with Blink twenty two, Panic At the Disco, Weezer, Offspring,

(01:36:59):
Averl and more, they have added a second date. Yes,
the lineup is going to be the same for both shows,
which are now October eighteenth and nineteenth at the Las
Vegas Festival Grounds. When permitting uh, the right. They canceled
a one year We were there with winners, listeners and
everything else. I gotta tell you the last second message,
that was pretty awesome. Yeah, that canceled plans.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Yes, so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Because I was. I was in Vegas with canceled plans,
and especially for a concert.

Speaker 16 (01:37:27):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:37:28):
The big thing is that we ranked so much the
night before. Oh yeah, so much fun hungover.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
I'm like, oh my.

Speaker 8 (01:37:34):
God, I got to be at a festival all day.
When I looked at my phone and I said cancel,
I'm like, it's canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
As a highway.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
Let me say, I haven't. I hadn't even left the
hotel room yet, So I got right back in the bed.
That was the pre sale for this second day. It's
going to begin tomorrow morning. Just hit up when we
were young festival dot com for more info. Jaz says
the rape lawsuit against him that was dismissed cost him
twenty million dollars. Wow, not in lawyer fees, but in

(01:38:01):
lost business opportunities. This is the chick who said that
jay Z and Sammy's best friend Diddy raped her when
she was thirteen years old. After the MTV video music awards,
and earlier this month, the court dismissed the case with prejudice,
meaning that she can't even refile those claims.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Wow, dam it's over.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Kate Hudson says the best part of sex in her
forties is the freedom. She says, it doesn't have to
be pretty, and it can be more fun as you
get older, although she seems to have had her fun.
She's got three kids with three different baby daddies, Matt
Bellamy from mus Chris Robinson from The Black Crows, and
her boyfriend now fiance who's Shocker, also a musician. No

(01:38:41):
Warner Brothers is asking a town in Oklahoma to tear
down their giant leg lamp, which they say violates their
copyright and trademark on the movie A Christmas Story. It
does in twenty nineteen. Wonder Brothers had even denied permission
for the town to construct it, so they did. Dick's
So here's a rep from the Chickashaw Community Foundation on

(01:39:05):
how it's not going down without a fight. They are
serious about keeping this. Likely the ones that hate this
thing they didn't want to understand. They were just like, Oh,
I told you were going to get sued, told you
we're going to get sued. But the biggest thing is
this isn't an amusement park. It didn't cost you twenty
dollars to come in and see the World's Lundi seg Land.
The only thing we're selling is officially licensed merchandise. Okay,

(01:39:26):
we're not trying to infringe upon anything. Yeah, yeah, no,
they're selling I guess they're like Warner Brothers stuff. I
don't think. I don't think it's the town stuff. I
think they're selling officially licensed merchandise from the movie.

Speaker 10 (01:39:36):
Maybe so they got the license to sell it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
I don't think so. Hold on, let me look. Yeah,
but here's the thing like I saw known for their legs.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
I'm sure it's just a lamp that maybe has a
slight resemblance to the one of the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Oh wait, it's exactly container, just in the same way.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
Yeah, it's fred really, I mean it's cool.

Speaker 9 (01:39:55):
I think of this whenever I see daycare centers that
clearly have the hand drawn and like deformed Mickey Mouse
and do and Be the Blues clues on the side, Like, yeah,
that's not licensed properly and they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Want you, do you now?

Speaker 10 (01:40:08):
Is that lamp not ever, I guess sort of a
thing back in the forties at all, or was it
specifically created for a Christmas store.

Speaker 9 (01:40:15):
I don't know that there's ever seen everybody, but they
sell those obviously, it's clearly their intellectual property. So for
you to number one do it while after being told
not to, it's a mom which is to make money
for your town.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
So random. One of the other questions, slipper, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
One of the other questions in the article, like, why
would a small town in Oklahoma have a giant leg
lamp from a movie that took place in Indiana? Right,
I was filmed in Ohio and Canada.

Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
Awesome, they're big fans.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Yeah, why not the little Tiki statue from Indiana?

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Jokes like, I love the movie and I think I
think it's cool if they had this, it's up all
the time, like it's up year rounds business cool. If
this is up like over the holidays or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Now it wouldn't it would be cool? You're right, I'm sayingouldn't.
Wouldn't they be I'm saying like if when you have
like holidays stuff around town.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
I'm ripping out right now. I mean, yeah, now, Greg,
I know You're going to be shocked when you hear this.
But I I have a not not the actual I
have a replica leg lamp. You do, Yeah, I didn't
know that. It's like the did we know that?

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
We did.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Where the hell do you can? They saw those?

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Yeah, in storage during the rest of the year, and
then for uh, for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
We bring it out. That's acceptable. Yeah, and then and.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
We had that have that. And I have like one
of those like a little snow town you know those
little glass or whatever they are, curamic ceramic snow towns.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Little buildings.

Speaker 17 (01:41:34):
Oh the department fifty six department. Sure, yes, everybody knows
that village like a Christmas village house. But it's a
radio station that somebody gifted me years ago, and I
thought it was cool. It's got like a it's got
a tower on top, you see, like Santa Claus and
little DJ booth. Oh that's and it's got the red
flashing light on top of the radio tower.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
See that's cute.

Speaker 24 (01:41:53):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
The kids to a recliner year round.

Speaker 9 (01:41:56):
I would let's put a big giant statute et radio
for no reason, do it?

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
Then we can sell some E T shirts. Get an
E t shirt. A very exciting news, you guys. Oprah
is going to tackle menopause on her next TV special.

Speaker 8 (01:42:14):
Well, I heard about that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
Actually, it's titled an Oprah Winfrey Special, The Menopause Revolution,
and it's going to air on ABC on March thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
First. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:42:24):
Yeah, has she not covered menopause yet?

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
I don't know, but I'm sure she's on the hook
for X number of specials for ABC.

Speaker 12 (01:42:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:42:29):
True, And I think the hashtag for that special on
X is no condoms?

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
Yeah, but what is the Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:42:36):
Finally, that's a good things.

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
Now, ladies. Besides, like the process of going through menopause,
But like, once you're through menopause, wouldn't it be awesome
because no more periods?

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Exactly right?

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
I would think that people would be psyched about it,
But you know, it seems like how long it takes
or is it just more the mental thing of like
you're no longer quote young? Is that what you're thinking?

Speaker 10 (01:42:59):
I mean, I think that might be part of it
for some people.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
You're no longer fertile.

Speaker 10 (01:43:03):
You're all right, But going through menopause is so different
for so many people that sometimes it's really bad and
really rough, and other people are not that bad. So yeah,
so I don't think anyone really wants to go through.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
What I'm saying is like the process sucks, right. The
process is going through the hot flashes, and then in
the end of it, it's like, you know, no more periods, right,
you don't need any more protection.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
Like those suction The procedure sucks, right, exactly, but you
get results, right.

Speaker 10 (01:43:29):
I think it's nice when maybe you're going through it
with your friends or they've already gone through. But if
you're if you're the first one, you're like, oh no,
it's like let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Let's go to menopogether anyway to look out for that
special guys. That'll be fun. Here's your birthdays, were gonna Shida,
We're gonna sit pa like it's Shay and you know
we don't.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
Do bay And we'll start with the celebrities here. Happy
birthday to Tone Gonzales. He holds every major NFL record
when it comes to the sexiest position on the football
field tight end A sexy man too. He was inducted
into the NFL Hall of Fame Class of twenty nineteen.
Tony Gonzalez is forty nine years old today. Only Wow,

(01:44:15):
Jay Wow from Jersey Shore is thirty nine Today, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Jesse's your family reading. It's still on TV rest. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Chili from TLC is fifty four and sure this next
person looks like a can of smash butthole. So the
good ones picked out, but hey, she gots to live
at the White House as a kid. Chelsea Clinton Boo.
He is forty five today. Jeans Worthy the La Lakers,
Great with the Goggles sixty four. Kate Mara from House
of Cards. You also might remember her as Sue Storm

(01:44:44):
in the Fantastic four reboot. She's forty two and Josh
Grobin that's the singer that your grandma thinks about if
she punishes her vagina. He's forty four years old today,
and then your porno birthday Today is Ashley Lane and
today's birthday Girl. She's been stretched out like an old
T shirt in four hundred and sixty four fine films,
including Ashley Lane returns for a passionate hand job session.

(01:45:08):
Also one of Greg's favorites. Lesbian strap on to gag
on Let's Watch It. She was in See You're So
Much Bigger Than My Husband? Volume four. She was fantastic
and needy sluts lay out their diamonds, and who can
forget her unforgetab her role in all sorts of peeings,
all sorts. Yeah, that's Ashley Lane, who's thirty four years

(01:45:32):
old today. And that's your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Thursday morning look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:45:42):
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
Is next, Hang on Sight, next The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show. Oh that's gonna do
it for Thursday mornings week Woodies Show podcast, both Full
Show and The Highlights Podcast fifteen to thirty minutes of
our favorite stuff from the day waiting for you. Just
go to the Woodieshow dot com or the podcast platform
of your choice. Again, making this quick Today on the podcast,

(01:46:10):
we had the Worst Songs of the Eighties list, which
a lot of those songs.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Are not terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
The eighties didn't have many bad I mean there were
a couple in there, a couple stinkers. Sure, but if
you missed it, go back listen see if you agree
or disagree. We're also taking your nominees for the Woody
Show Employee of the Month for February news headlines and more,
all on the Thursday Podcast. And so a Thursday out
of the way. That can only mean one thing, and
that Tomorrow is Friday, and tomorrow on The Woodies Show,

(01:46:40):
your Friday fail stories, our Dumbass contest will be the
du iq that and anything else that we can do
to get through the morning into the weekend as quickly
as possible Tomorrow, Friday on The Woody Show. In the meantime,
you want to win your way to the Woody Show
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Get signed up if if you win, it's round Trepear

(01:47:01):
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Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
Just go to the Woody Show dot com. Greg Gory
Party words of wisdom. Please if you are too much
for some people. Then those aren't your people, although if
you are too much, you are Gregg's people. Greg has
a type, that's true. I like the people that you
guys find like, let's just say, annoying and annoying. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
So we had a coworker I said, if fentanyl was
a person, yeah you did, it would be this person
because like, and they were fine. They weren't like mean
or not nasty or anything like that, but it was
just like a little bit goes along a lot, like
a little bit can kill you, like fennyl soft was
a person.

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Yeah, Like they're very on here. Gig loves being around
us and ringing them around. Yep, you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:48:09):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you
so much for giving the show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd loud appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Friday. Have a great day, s
MD double M. I quit this bitch,