FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 4th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody, Tuesday morning.
It is March fourth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome. My
name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi, Menace is

(00:58):
right there.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
We've got Gina Grag Good morning, Gina.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Uh, there is Sea Bass. Yeah, Sammy is here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Tastes Fat Tuesday. Yes, yeah, so we got a couple
of fat things coming up for you, including fat Chick,
skinny Chick love it. Yeah, we have we have that.
Oh yeah, speaking of fat, Menace is in New York

(01:25):
City this morning. Ye, and so he's there. He's there
today for like some kind of Taco Bell unveiling. Yeah,
so Mega unveiling.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
It's called the Live Lost, Live, Live Live event. And
they drop all the items that they're gonna be dropping
for the entire year, and I get to try them.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, I'm so excited. The last one was in Vegas
during the Super Bowl.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yes, and this one was supposed to be in the
beginning of the year in Los Angeles, but it got
moved because of the fires.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
This is Menace is Oscars, Yeah it is.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
It's basically set up like an Apple release, you know
how they do, like the keynote thing.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
But it's just all Taco bell items. It's awesome, so glorious.
After the show yesterday, Menace hopped on a plane went
to the Amazing doing the show. Now, planes are crazy,
And I told him, I said, dude, you don't even
have to dial in. Man, he's like everybody else get
to dial in. Yeah, I don't get dial in?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Why is the automatically you can? I'm just saying, like,
you know, I want to talk about Whirlwind. Okay, so you
but I'm not doing anything right now. You fly to
I'd be sleeping if I are. You fly to New York,
you know, do the thing, and then as soon as
the event's over, you're just getting on a plane and
coming right back, because then he'll be in the studio
with us tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Many.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I mean, we understand the planes, but that it's a
long trip. Everything's not a big deal. Well we got
settle down. Yeah, I mean I tell you, tell most
people that they're going to go, oh, you know whatever.
Not everything's a big deal. All right, A couple of
things here for you. How about this story. This blind
guy in Canada, his name is Brett, and he underwent

(03:02):
a tooth in eye surgery. I saw that to restore
his vision. And so this operation involves using a patient's
tooth to support an artificial cornea. Is that weird or what? Sorry?

Speaker 6 (03:16):
I've heard about this before, and it does look bizarre
because it looks like an eye. It does look like
a tooth in an eye with a yeah, a little
hole in the middle of the tooth.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah. So the process is conducted in two stages. First,
the tooth is removed, shaped to hold a tiny lens,
and then implanted into the patient's cheek so it can
develop a blood suply, look at Craig, He's gonna bar sick.
And after a few months, this tooth lens combination is
then transplanted into the eye, allowing light to enter and

(03:47):
potentially restoring sight. That is so cool. So this particular guy,
he lost his vision due to something called Stevens Johnson syndrome.
First of all, Johnson he had undergone over fifty surgeries
over the past twenty years, and he hopes that this
procedure will finally help him see again. Be a miracle.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah, that's crazy, That is crazy, will kind of mouth
while she uses on it.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yes, getting How about this story? Fifteen year old girl
in Africa shocked doctors when she became pregnant despite being
born without a vaginal opening, so she couldn't have sex. Well,
of course that meant to you know that no one
was expecting her to get pregnant. She didn't realize that

(04:29):
she was expecting until her belly started showing and doctors
later delivered a healthy baby boy via C section. No,
I thought she pushed it out from her non existent vagina. Yeah,
would that work? So this is the butt right? So
the doctors think she became pregnant when her ex stabbed
her in the abdomen shortly after engaging in oral sex
with somebody else. Wait what, and they believe sperm may

(04:50):
have entered her reproductive system through her stab wound to
conception in an extremely rare medical event.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Is she's.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Pregnant?

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Yes Jesus, so she were guessing is a man because
the oral stuff could be coming from other people.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
It was a woman. Well, no, so I guess. I
guess this girl had given oral to somebody else and
then the guy I'm guessing caught her. That's the only way,
like in the act. Practically, I say, it makes sense.
I'd take that very loosely. Yeah, okay, So like, yeah,
so she is giving oral to somebody else. I'm assuming
he finished, right, that's where the sperm came from. But

(05:34):
right about that time is when her boyfriend caught caught them,
stabbed her, and then the you know.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
It's still on her hands, and then she goes to
hold her wound.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, and then the this travels into her opary's that.
I mean, how else would you explain it if someone's
born without a vagina. I'm not buying it. Vaginal opening.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
The only explanations this new Jesus, Okay, I'm in. How
about this story? Kim Hall, fifty seven year old woman.
She's in Australia. Why well, she began speaking with a
posh British accent following some jaw surgery to I love

(06:18):
these and you never buy them? I don't. I don't
believe it. Messed up? Man, the brain can get messed up.
But you learn language, you learn a dialect, you learn
these different things. So if you've never been because we've
had that before, like where the person has never even
been to wherever? That is right all about, all of

(06:39):
a sudden.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
They have a perfect dialect in that it's accent. It's
not like they learn a different language.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, no, I'm saying, but it's like it's the the
accent of a person from that region. But in your
deep subconscious you could have watched a movie that was
all that.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
It's neither of those things. The way that brain they
don't have it, they don't have it perfectly down. But
the way they believe it works is your brain gets
wiped and you just start speaking in what like you're
just still trying to relearn to talk, and we as
the listeners interpret, oh, that sounds like this accent. And
so the person isn't trying to do that accent. They're
just trying to talk again with their brain injury. But

(07:15):
well that sounds like whatever Australian Brish fish. Because if
they started using like local slang like let's take the
loud to hospital, that's what they think happens.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Anyway, So yeah. So she had this uh you know,
carcinoma in her lower jaw. She underwent this treatment and
about a week after her surgery, her family noticed her
Australian accent had changed so it sounded like a Northern
English accent. And they believe that she developed the foreign
accent syndrome.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Uh you know.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
And now here she is now she's actively involved in
raising awareness for head and neck cancer research in a
very pulsh way. Dude, I pray one day that Samy
gets a Jamaican accent. Check out my knitting. That'd be awesome.

(08:17):
This is not the chick that we're talking about. This,
This is a different person. This, This woman woke up
with a Swedish accent.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Hello, Hi, good morning. This is Gina speaking. This is
my voice now, and I sound like this now in
the main. Sometimes I can sound a bit different on

(08:43):
my speech. Go altogether, there's not that much I can say.
But I'm nothing like I was.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh my I have.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
When this happened, and I go very slow. I have
problem with particular sounds.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
To generic accent. This one woman wakes up with a
Welsh accent.

Speaker 10 (09:13):
Here we go nine months ago today, I woke up
speaking with a Welsh accent. Nine months ago today, I
lost my identity, I lost part of who I am.
I'm not gonna lie. It's been the longest, hardest nine
months ever. I mean, no one knows how long I'm
going to have this accent for. It could go, it

(09:34):
could stay, it could change, anything could happen, anything happens.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Let's say it stays, so then you have a Welsh acyeat.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
I don't know what a Welsh accent is. And also
Welsher's like from Welsh, Yes, Welsher's.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Grape, wel welshers from Welsh Welsh. Here's a woman who
says that her Migrain gave her a Chinese act. Oh, yeah, Migraine.

Speaker 11 (10:02):
On the day that my.

Speaker 12 (10:03):
Voice changed, I found it difficult to speak.

Speaker 13 (10:06):
I know.

Speaker 12 (10:07):
When I did speak, it sounds Chinese. That last for
about a week and then I woke up again the
next day. It sounds more Eastern European.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
It does sound it sounds very generic.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Sound.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wow, this sounds racist.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
So how do we explain Johnny Depp and Madonna like
they're from and Michigan.

Speaker 14 (10:34):
Because.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah, what that is?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Maybe it's borderline.

Speaker 15 (10:39):
Johnny Depp does the whole English is my ninth language, Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
He acts like he doesn't speaking four What he text
us two to nine eight seven more? What he shows?
Next the show, we'll be What's up? What do you show?

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Podcast listeners, It's Menace. Head up listener, Meet up again
this Saturday, March eighth, in Lomita, California, at WSS Shoe
Store from eleven am to one pm. It's the grand
opening and I'm telling you I'm gonna go even bigger
this time when it comes to prizes. So come meet
up with me this Saturday, March eighth, in Lomita, California,

(11:19):
at the WSS Shoe Store eleven am to one pm.
In the meantime, keeping joined The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
This is the Witty Show. Yeah, this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning. It's March the fourth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That is great gory.
It's like Hoywood. I would say Menace is right there,
but he's over there. Menace is in New York City
this morning.

Speaker 11 (11:52):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
He's there for that Taco Bell event that we were
telling you about they're gonna unveil a bunch of Taco
Bell items and he's there to try him Sea thirty items. Yeah,
he's there for less than twenty four hours to try
a bunch of Taco Bell items. So that if that
doesn't say some of the Taco Bell about finally becoming
a sponsor this stupid show, nothing is, and we'll just
write them off forever. It's up to then the balls

(12:15):
in their court. Yeah, for sure. Anyway, there's Gina grad
Good morning, we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy. It's
Fat Tuesday. Yes, yeah, it's the fattest of Tuesdays. We
got fat Chick, Skinny Chick coming up for you this hour.
So we'll get into that and some of the trending
news headlines. What are those this morning, Gina Grad.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Well, Tonight is President Trump's State of the Union address.
The theme is supposed to be the Renewal of the
American Dream, where he'll talk about what he's done in
his first forty five plus days in office, but he's
also sure to address other things like tariffs in the
situation with Ukraine. The White House announced yesterday that they've
decided to pause military aid to Ukraine after President Zelenski
made a statement that the end of the war with

(12:58):
Russia will still be very very far away. And as
far as the tariffs go, as of midnight last night,
there are twenty five percent tariffs on imports from Mexico
and Canada. That all stems from how both countries have
dealt with the border security and drug trafficking issues, especially
when it comes to fentanyl. There's also an extra ten
percent tariff on stuff from China. But now for some

(13:20):
good news on that front. Honda announced that because of
the tariffs, they'll start building the Honda Civic in Indiana,
and Nissan says they're building a new facility in the
US instead of Mexico. And Apple is building a huge
facility in Texas.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh yeah, I heard about that Apple facility.

Speaker 14 (13:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
They said it's going to be tens of thousands of jobs.
That amazing. It's massive. Yeah. I'm not sure exactly what
they're doing there. Are they building phones there or is
going to be a factory?

Speaker 15 (13:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'm not sure, but it's supposed to be like some
massive complex that they're building.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
They've already been building computers in Austin for a while now, yeah,
and then there's like some new.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
AI chip manufacturer or whatever.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
I'm sure it's going to be the size of a city.
I mean, Texas has the room, of course, so it's
gonna be it's gonna be good. Well, the Vatican says
that Pope Francis suffered two episodes of acute respiratory failure yesterday. Apparently,
the episodes were caused by a build up of mucus
and his airways, which causes them to tighten and make
it harder to breathe, and doctors say that respiratory failure

(14:22):
means that the pope was not responding to oxygen therapy.
So two bronchoscopies were his broncoscopies were performed, and the
last night the Vatican released an update saying that they're
basically not sure how this is all going to shake out.
How are you.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Supposed to be?

Speaker 5 (14:42):
He's gone, He's definitely sounded better.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Someone get a fish.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Oh god, no, please don't tell everybody that Jesus killed No, please,
that's where that's where I was hoping.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
This wasn't going I'm a common Jesus.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Okay, So you just take a breath if you can.
And I'll keep going, or Pope Dolly Parton's there, she prope.
Dolly Parton's husband of almost sixty years, Carl sixty oh no,
passed away yesterday at eighty two years old. He'll be
remembered in a private ceremony with the family, which is

(15:27):
not surprising because he was a very private guy. Dolly
shared her love for him, saying they had many wonderful
years together. She thanked her fans for their prayers. Family's
asking for privacy makes sense. Carl was a quiet guy.
You never saw him in the spotlight, never saw him
in public. He owned a paving company, wasn't even in
show bid. Yes, but he did inspire one of Dolly's

(15:47):
most favorite famous songs, anyone else.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Give me the Meat? Yes.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Also Jolene Oh Yeah. Dolley back Carl when she was
eighteen years old outside a laundromat in Nashville. They married
two years later.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
He loved Yeah. Imagine so, Dolly Parton, you remember not
that long ago he was asked what was the secret
to a long marriage? And this is what she said,
Stay gone as much as your case.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I've been heard for years. I've been home at forty.

Speaker 13 (16:13):
Five of those.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
She always dours alone.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's what you've been saying. Yeaheah, get your apartment.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
A legendary football coach and analyst, Jimmy Johnson has announced
his retirement from Fox Sports after thirty one years. He
made the decision during an appearance on The Herd with
Colin Cowherd. He is eighty one years old, said he'd
been thinking about it for a long time. Yeah, good, Yeah,
he said, hent miss Fox.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh hot.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
He even said he loved working there. He said he
loved working there more than winning super bowls in a
national championship. Wow, so that must be a good job.
And parades for Marty Grass everybody. They have been canceled
due to extreme wins that could reach sixty miles an
hour today. Transit buses even stop operating when winds reach
thirty five miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Why well, I want to blow the buses over. A
bus is gonna blow over thirty five mile an hour wins?
What they made of paper?

Speaker 14 (17:10):
Machine?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Exactly? The parish president says the winds will be severe
enough that there's no other choice but to cancel today's
scheduled parade. Damaging winds are the biggest threat from the
severe stump summer. I'll say that again. Severe thunderstorms expected
to strike Louisiana today, but exactly, but an isolated tornado
and flash flood are also possible. I mean, my god,

(17:32):
what the.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Hell is great? And we're talking about the double doctor buses.
That's why.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
That makes way more sense of the sort of outdoor situation.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
As you said, transit buses.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah, transit buses. That's what it says, transit buzzers. This
makes way more sense, thank you.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Minus and a.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Flame and hot cheeto that kind of looks like a
Pokemon character just sold at auction. Fans think it looks
like Charizard, one of the rarest Or Rarer characters. So
it's named the Cheetos Ard. A collectible store in Georgia
went viral after posting a video of it and said
they've been hanging on to it for five years.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, so check this out. We were talking about, like,
you know, people always cry about not having money, but
that they have money, Thomas, crap, they have money to
bid on this cheeto that looks like a Pokemon character. Wait,
do you hear how much it's sold for? I already
already know the answer, So we know it's.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Three inches and they framed it to look like a
trading card. Any guesses what it sold out?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Say?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Six thousand dollars?

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Okay, Sammy fifteen hundred bought.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You're a big Pokemon guy, Like, how much do you
think it sold for it? Did you already see the story?
I saw the story. Are you the winner of the bid?
I don't have money for that kidding?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
It was eighty eight thousand dollars for a frigate a
Pokemon card, zero cheetos like Charles Art. Yeah, oh okay,
well if it comes in a case. So that's what's happening.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
All right, thank you very much, Gina Grab We're gonna
take a quick break. We'll come back. We got a
round of Fat Chick Skinny Chickuity show. All right, welcome back.
It is fat Tuesday, and so one of the things
that we're doing today is a round a Fat Chick
Skinny Chick. We love this game. It might be Skinny Tuesday.

(19:16):
We don't know, and you know, you know, maybe it's
a skinny mark. Yeah, all right. So the only person
who knows what the end result is here would be Morgan,
our associate producer. She's the one that sets up these
volunteers who are nice enough to come on the air
and answer our silly questions as we do like a
short interrogation, I try to get a better angle on
what we think is happening here or a skinny chick

(19:40):
and let's go to Sydney for some more clarification. Sidney
is our volunteer this morning. Good morning, Sydney, Good morning,
good morning. All right, So Sydney, you weren't like dragged
off the street at gunpoint and told that you had
to play this game. You've just voluntarily heard this on
the radio and said, you know what I would like
to play in the future around Is that correct? Or
am I mistaken? Oh?

Speaker 13 (20:00):
That's correct. This this is like my dream.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Okay, So before you start getting but hurted us everybody, Yeah,
we are just not like picking somebody at random and
going all right, we're gonna try to guess that's not
the way this works. But Sidney, just for being a
good sport, we're gonna get you set up with a
prize this morning, and we thank you for just being
honest with your answers as we ask these questions. And
then at the end we'll find out fat chick or

(20:22):
skinny chick. There's a picture that she submitted to Morgan
which has been printed out and we have it here.
It's all folded up. We can't see anything. Yeah, all right,
so we have our questions ready. Who would like to start?
Greg Gory?

Speaker 15 (20:35):
I would love to have a new question that I
think is gonna help me. Okay, Sydney, have you ever
ordered sweets like cake, ice cream, donuts, et cetera on
a food delivery app?

Speaker 13 (20:49):
I have tried it one time. I've tried ordering ice
cream but it didn't go super well for expective reasons.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Okay, that's a good question.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Do you have or do you own any pair of
those scrunch butt leggings? These are the leggings and to
sup right, Yeah, I know what you mean and I
do not own those.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
And now your main profile photo is it just you?
Or is there a group of people or just a sunset?
Is it multiple people or does you?

Speaker 13 (21:24):
On my Instagram it stressed me, but on my Facebook it.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Is a group group of in your family or congres me.

Speaker 13 (21:33):
And my boyfriend and then another couple.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Okay, I'd be trying to throw people. How long have
you been with your.

Speaker 13 (21:40):
Boyfriend about four and a half years.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, do you guys have a kid or do you
have a kid? No?

Speaker 16 (21:46):
I do not.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Okay, No, they're not married. They wouldn't have a child. Okay,
I didn't think about that.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I mean that would be illegal.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
What's your coffee order?

Speaker 13 (21:54):
So I'm actually not a coffee drinker. I do go
to Starbucks, but I get those rawberry off you refreshers.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
All right.

Speaker 17 (22:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Now, when it comes to soft drinks, are you a
regular or diet soft drink drinker?

Speaker 13 (22:13):
I'm a regular?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
When you when you sweat? What does it smell like? Cheese?
You've ever told? Does anybody know what their own brand smells?
I don't will tell you? Well, if you guess, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (22:30):
I've never quite thought about it. I mean not good.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Do you have Do you have a dog?

Speaker 17 (22:38):
No?

Speaker 13 (22:38):
I have a cat cat?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Have you ever used Mac makeup?

Speaker 13 (22:45):
Mac makeup?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Interesting?

Speaker 4 (22:49):
No?

Speaker 13 (22:49):
No, not Mac. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Do you have a gym membership?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
So what do you What do you do for exercise?

Speaker 11 (22:58):
Then?

Speaker 6 (23:00):
You know what?

Speaker 13 (23:01):
I go for walks every now and then. I've been
wanting to get into those like spin classes, but I
keep finding reasons not to. I feel you, girl, I'm
a pretty casual Yeah, outer so.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yoga pilates or remember zoomba classes? So yoga plates or zumba.

Speaker 13 (23:19):
Classes, probably yoga if I could.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
What his list is. Do you own a lot of purses?
What do you mean by life right? Like more than
let's say more more than five? Like do you rotate
them around? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (23:36):
I would say I own maybe like three or four,
but I do rotate them.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Okay. How many how many pairs of genes do would
you say that you own.

Speaker 13 (23:45):
Genes? I probably have maybe like eight. How I only
wear about like two of them. Ever?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Do you have high heels?

Speaker 13 (23:57):
I have heels, but they're like I can only do
the like block heels, skinny. I wasn't born with that talent. Yeah,
I need a China Hill all right.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
How often do you eat fast food?

Speaker 13 (24:10):
Probably more than what I'd like. I mean, I get
it usually on my way home from work, but I
don't usually I try to avoid it on the weekend,
so maybe like two times a week.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Would you say you have more of a sweet tooth
or salty tooth?

Speaker 13 (24:24):
Salty? Definitely?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Do you prefer to cook or to bake?

Speaker 11 (24:29):
Cook?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Cook? What is your alcohol and brand of choice?

Speaker 13 (24:35):
I like, I'm a wine drinker, but I also like
a good cocktail.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
So you order what, yeah?

Speaker 13 (24:44):
Or anything on the sweeter size? Yeah, like an apparel spritz?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Did you all those are very trendy? Did you play
any sports in high school?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I was an orchestra a kid orchestra kids. Have you
ever been a bridesmaid in the wedding?

Speaker 13 (25:08):
No, no, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
What kind of student were you?

Speaker 13 (25:15):
I was a decent student. I did really good in
high school. But it was weird because whenever I got
to college, I was just like, I don't want to
do school anymore. So like I didn't complete college. But
in high school I was pretty pretty good.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
How many tattoos do you have?

Speaker 13 (25:29):
Tattoos? I have quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Actually, where are they?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
So?

Speaker 13 (25:36):
I have a whole sleeve on my right arm. I
have a bunch on my legs, so I have one
on each of my sighs. I have a bunch on
my lower legs, but all on my extremities.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
So my American What are some of the designs, Just
a few of them.

Speaker 13 (25:51):
My sleeve, it's a geometric sleeve. And then the ones
on my legs are just like random things I have,
like the nerve on a a Utero album cover.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I can't find that, Uh huh, Jack and box logo.
I have a question, So what would be your ideal vacation?
What would you do on that vacation? What destination?

Speaker 13 (26:16):
If I'm staying local, I like mountains, Like maybe I'll
go to Tennessee and like get a cabin somewhere. So
probably somewhere with like a mountain nor a lake color.
I'm not really a beach person, are you?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Are you into or okay with anal sex? You know, tattoos,
it's a follow up.

Speaker 13 (26:39):
I'm not really call me boring, but it's not my thing.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Do you smoke? No smoking?

Speaker 11 (26:47):
Do you have.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
An unnatural color of hair?

Speaker 13 (26:53):
You know what recently I do? As of like five
days ago, I put an unnatural color?

Speaker 6 (26:58):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
What color?

Speaker 13 (27:00):
I put some paint in there?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
How many septum piercings do you have.

Speaker 13 (27:05):
Just one septum piercing for?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
And do you prefer? Do you prefer thongs or boy shorts?

Speaker 13 (27:14):
Shorts?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Boy short short? Yeah, I'm locked in this. I have one.

Speaker 15 (27:22):
You said you have a cat, do you do a
lot of social media posts about your cat with your cat,
et cetera.

Speaker 13 (27:30):
I wouldn't say a lot. I don't post in general
a lot on social media, but I have, but I
wouldn't say a lot.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
This is a weird question. How long has your boyfriend
lived on his own? Like, not at his parents house.

Speaker 13 (27:45):
He was probably out of his parents house for maybe
a year until we met, and then we moved in
with each other two years after we after we were
dating for two years?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Okay, how old are you?

Speaker 13 (27:57):
I'll be twenty eight next week?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Okay, birthday?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right, I'm locked in. They have any other questions?
Get there? Pretty much covers that and menace feel like
they're pretty confident that on their rundown here. Now, don't
give us any clue here yet, Sydney. We'll get to uh,
we'll get to the reveal here in just a moment.
But who wants to start? You are a minute? I
don't care for it. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
I initially was going skinny because of a lot of
things where you know, no mac makeup. That's kind of
that leans towards a fat chick. Oh doesn't really see
that's the stuff I learned from you, I don't know
that stuff. And then just like the type of drinks
that she drinks, you know, like people that are that

(28:38):
are skinny, they'll just drink regular coke. They don't even
think about it.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Things like that. But then we started getting into the
no beach. I was in band, you know, orchestra, orchestra
very different. It is different, That's what I did. Make
a note of that. In fact, I put orchestra. Put
orchestra in the skinny. Yeah you are correct, but still
going that so you're you're locked in his fat, all right,
Sea Bass, And.

Speaker 8 (29:01):
What he's not mentioning is thigh tattoos, pink hair, septum piercing.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Nor but the actual stomach right exactly. Yeah, yeah, it's
all you know what.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
I've never, not never, but I almost never see thigh
tattoos on a skinny chick, which is the only which
they don't belong anywhere.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
But if they belong somewhere, it's there.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
It's always these giant ladies who decided to get short
shorts and then they got a shot their stupid owl.

Speaker 9 (29:26):
All right, Sammy, see I'm the opposite with Sea Bass
and the tattoo, like the sleeves to me is a
skinny girl thing.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
So I put that in the skinny column. And also
the that she walks but wants.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
To do spin.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
I think that's a skinny thing of even thinking that
she could do it, or even looking sort of interesting
good to her. I put her as skinny.

Speaker 18 (29:50):
Okay, Uh, what about you, Gina grat Oh yeah, the
first half I was absolutely positive it was skinny, and
then I took such a hard u turn on this.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
It's got I mean, like you.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Said, the.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Good student, tattoos, pink hair, boy shorts. It's gotta be
fat schic, right.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Is that your guess? Okay, what about you, Greg Gory?

Speaker 15 (30:15):
I have equal amounts of things on my skinny column
and fat column. The thing that I asked about the
food delivery service, if you ever ordered sweets off of that,
I would put that on the skinny column because I
think fat people would already have it in the house.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Person might on a win be like, that's interesting, man,
it is dying for some ice cream. Many times you
DoorDash ice cream.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Oh, I've done it in a bunch and I've had
ice cream in my fridge as I do Dashka.

Speaker 15 (30:40):
But then she said she would do yoga, which I
put in the skinny column, but she also said if
I could were hers, and then she has eight pairs
of jeans, but only where it's right.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
And then the pink hair. What do you feel about
mac makeup? I think that I love the name Sydney.
I think it's a fat name. But she has a
skinny voice, a good voice. To confused by all of it,
but overall going skinny skinny interest all right, I'm also
coming down on skinny. My guess is skinny, no kids,

(31:16):
regular soda. Okay, the regular soda thing is a big
tell for me. Yoga. I don't think a lot of
fat people even try yoga or want to try yoga.
Cooking as opposed to baking. Baking would obviously be a
fat thing. Cooking you can be healthy orchestra as I mentioned,
I had in the skinny column. No anal in the
skinny column, boy shorts in the skinny column. And then

(31:36):
I also, you know, thought about the name. But the
name to me I associated as a skinny namely.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
To yeah, yeah, but she could probably handle it.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Now the butt leggings, I put that as in the
fat column because you know, you would have you know.

Speaker 8 (31:51):
It's it's counterintuitive and very sad. But yes, more fat
chicks go for the butt scrunch leggings.

Speaker 14 (31:56):
Really.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Oh yeah, I had the the cat thing in the
fat column. Also, the jeans two out of eight means
that the other six don't fit, right. Yeah, it's the
person who has a bunch of jeans and different size.
Yeah shirts there, Yeah, there are like three pair or
two pair that I wear, and then there's about six
that I can't even get into. Yeah, the taxive I
put in the fat column saying with the pink hair.

(32:18):
But I came down, uh saying skinny on this one,
and we are about to find out really really tough.
Al I got their picture. Yeah, all right, on the
count of three, we're gonna open it up. Are you ready?

Speaker 14 (32:31):
One?

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Two?

Speaker 14 (32:34):
Three?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Wow, very skin I am so bad. Almost eat a sandwich, Skinny,
more fast food. I will thank you, Sidney, well with
my gut. Sidney, you can you can do something. You
can stop right now. You can stop with the stupid hair.
You can stop with the septum piercing.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 13 (33:00):
Absolutely into consideration.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Please take Sea Bass's advice to heart.

Speaker 15 (33:06):
I mean, the nose ring goes without say that needs
to be removed. Yeah, you're only hurting yourself now, Sidney,
have you seen it? You've seen a picture or a
video of any kind of sea bass I have? Okay,
And do you want to get him nowhere? Do you
want to give him your feedback?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Like?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
What would you ever hook up with sea bass?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Not? Not?

Speaker 13 (33:26):
Probably not my type? Not conscious. I respect the game,
but I don't think so. No.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh no, all right, well, hey Sidney, thank you every
band sweruch a great sport. Like I said, we're getting
you set up with the prize just for playing along
with us and be a such a good sport. This morning,
Fat chick skinny check everybody, all right, what do you
know skinny chick on a fat Tuesday thought? It's like, geez,
all right, we'll city hang on one second. We'll get
all your information and we're going to take a break.

(33:55):
We got some more. What the show for you next?
Hang onf kick your feet up on the dashboards. Back
in a few to the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Way, got people, This is the Woody Show all right.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Welcome back everybody. Hey here it is Fat Tuesday and
Tuesday morning, fresh off the heels of fat Chick, Skinny chick.
If you missed that, you'll be able to catch it
on the Woody Show podcast. A lot of people are
going fat. Yeah, it looks like a lot.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, she was a deceiver, Yeah for sure. Yeah. Hey,
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(35:47):
park like you will never get to experience it any
other way. Now, the thing is, you can't swing a
dead cat around here without hitting someone who's pitching one
of these hacks for happiness. So self help gurus, these
social media influencers, motivational people on social media, happiness sells,
gets followers and stuff. But according to new research, happiness

(36:08):
doesn't even buy happiness. So money doesn't do it. Happiness
doesn't do it. The pursuit of happiness.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
The researchers found that trying too hard for happiness might
be actually making us miserable.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Oh no, no, it's always something because it drains.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Your mental energy, leaves you with less will power for
the other important tasks and decisions that you have to make.
It just add to pressure, which creates a snowball effect.
Like you decide you're going to try to make yourself
feel happier, but then that effort just deplete your ability
to do the kinds of things actually make you feel good,
like whether it's being active in some way or productive
or solving problems. And you can never find someone when

(36:43):
you're looking for it, that's true. You know you look
for your keys, your sunglasses, where did I leave my phone? Yep.
The minute you stop looking, boom, just chill out. Or
even relationships are that way. But it's like terminally single
woman who's constantly looking for a man. Yeah, you know
my mom has this friend. Oh, Greg, I need to
find a man. Do you have any friends? I need
to find a man, Like, stop looking and it'll happen.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
And the more they say it, the less you want
to help them.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Right, And those are the people that are also staying home. Yeah,
they're never out, they're never doing anything, they're never putting
themselves in situations. They're staying home knitting and they're watching
uh romantic comedy channel like that with their Glenn Powell candle.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Burning the calendar.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah happen. Yeah. So uh they suggest not giving up
on trying for happiness, but you know, be more chill
about it. Don't stress about, you know, being super happy
all the time. Quote, look at what you already have
and just accept it as something that gives you happiness.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Yeah, be grateful for what you already have. Because I
think so many of us, and I've definitely been this person,
is you're always putting the next goal out of reach. Yeah,
but I'd be happier if Okay, I have that, But
I'd be happier if And that's just a stupid way
to live.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
We do that with a lot of things in life,
I believe, I mean even earlier in my career, like, well,
if I could just get to this size city or
this type of place, if you just made I remember saying,
like my first full time job in radio, I made
twelve thousand dollars a year. Hell yeah, that was my
first full time job. I'm like, man, if I could
just make twenty thousand, then it was like, if I

(38:17):
could just make twenty five thousand, and I heard about
somebody's making thirty five thousand, I was like, oh, go ahead.
And then and then you attain that or whatever it is,
and you realize that you're still doing the same job,
it's still the same thing, and then you want more.
If you're a goal oriented person, if you're a ford
momentum person, and there's.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Nothing wrong with that, No, just be happy in the
present too.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, but just kind of like, so for me, I've
realized that, you know, my big goal in life, well
professionally was to be full time in radio where I
didn't have to have another job to supplement. Amen. Everything
that's happened after that has been, as I say, Gravy
just exactly switched out. La la la la.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
All right, welcome back, It's the Woodie Show. Phones are
outen eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send
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at the Woodie Show. Happy Fat Tuesday. If you miss

(39:24):
the Fat chick Skinny Chick Round. You can find it
on Today's podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com
or the podcast platform of your choice. So here's something
for you. This involves a fun accent.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
You go right.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's this chick in England and she caught her husband
cheating in the back of his dad's work fan. Now,
I know you probably think that's pretty cool, Sammy. No, no,
he's probably a really good gun.

Speaker 11 (39:52):
Now.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
They were married for seventeen years. They got four kids together, who,
by the way, were waiting for the mom in the
car while she was tearing their add a new a hole.
She posted the entire two and a half minute video online,
his pants down throughout the entire thing, and the skank
or as they call skanks and sluts, their bags a bag, yeah,

(40:14):
acting like a bag. And uh yeah she's in there too,
trying to argue. Now again, fun accent ahead, can you
back Van? Yeah? Thank a loud warments came back up
n moment. What we don't we don't go on.

Speaker 10 (40:36):
Sticks Facebook, Steff, you won't try and came back to me.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Don know me?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
My wife is eventeenie.

Speaker 14 (40:49):
It's not last yet with.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Some sing bag. It's all right, h it's all right.
Person today is me and the kids. It's not goog
You want to show, you can have a show. Do
you think that you use your used to can destroy me?

Speaker 14 (41:06):
Bringing me up.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yesterday saying oh, I'll tell you what he says. I'll
tell you when you brings, I'll tell you what he
wants to meet.

Speaker 14 (41:11):
You're no kids?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, exactly, your kids were not car? How are kids
were in that car? Can you just put the phone?
Can you take panso.

Speaker 19 (41:22):
Call you pan soopansolepans Did you back Bob and Giant?

Speaker 11 (41:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Oh mem oh h yeah, totally her fault, right, Samy,
I mean that's what you're saying. No on the air.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
I never said that they're good people.

Speaker 9 (41:45):
I'm just saying, if doing a bad thing doesn't make
you a bad person, there are still bad people out there.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Cheating on your wife for seventeen years, you got four
kids together, that's cool. In the back of your dad's
work fan, that's not a bit.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
But she does sound like a real fun time.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Oh well, that's a woman scorned.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
To react that way.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I'm not judging her for that.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Maybe get the get a babysitter next time.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, I wouldn't bring the kids. I don't support that. Okay.
So here's the thing. I think she found out about
it kind of last minute in the moment, because if
you heard in that clip, I guess the bag that
he was hooking up with. I guess they had talked
and she had said, hey, look, next time he reaches
out to me and wants to meet up, I'll let
you know. And she didn't. I thought, you yes, And

(42:35):
I like that I speak angry woman.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
You do.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
You're really good at it. And I like that his
initial responses, we're done, we're done.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah you think you mean with the chick or with
the wife? Yes, okay, well look, if you're going to
have a.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
I love how he tries to be all calm, just like, oh, okay,
well do here.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
And I thought the kids thing was just maybe because
I don't know how it works over there when it
comes to divorce.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
But you know, you bring the kids to the filing. Yeah,
I'm not sure you think she wants them for witnesses?

Speaker 14 (43:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Did you say.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
She has a video need?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah? But the kids really sell it. He was shagging
this bag in the back of Grandpaul's van, trousers.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
They didn't even take the lift to the loop.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Eight seven seven forty four. But good people, right, Sammy,
that's that's fine. Eight seven seven forty four. Send us
a text over to two to ninety eight seven right back, Yeah, Sammy,
the defender of cheaters. Somebody on the text saying, uh, Sammy,
I think what you're trying to say is I choose
not to judge someone at their worst hour.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yes, how dare you? Yes, Listen, we don't know the
whole story. I don't know everything going on.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
I'm just saying I don't think it automatically makes you
a horrible person. Like sometimes people will just hear that
some cheated and just go, oh my god, the worst
person ever on the planet.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
I just choose to not do that.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
I think that there's typically more to the story, and
I'm not defending them, but I'm not just jumping to
that's the worst person ever.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Here's I think I can. I could be friends with
someone who's cheated on their party because I was not
in a relationship with them that way, right. But at
the same time, do I think they're a lousy partner?

Speaker 9 (44:23):
Yes, saying with them, But you were even saying before, like, oh, No,
to like write people off no matter what the relation
to you, if they're a cheater, because they're like a
horrible person.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yes, because my whole.

Speaker 9 (44:35):
Point was Yes, because I was the very beginning. My
whole point was that there's different relationships with different people
in your life and to not write them off.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I'm talking about when you are in a relationship with on,
any cheat on, you write them off. These people that
are going to make it work. No, I was surprised,
quite frankly, because you were cheated on.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
The entire time I've said, I don't suggest staying with them.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I've always said that I was surprised that you even
took up for cheaters and anyone shape or form. As
someone who is cheated on, yes.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
I have been cheating on, and as a person who's
been cheated on, I know that the person that cheated
on me is not a horrible person.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Sounds pretty terrible.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Yeah, what happening, it makes up, It makes her very much.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
I don't think he's a horrible person.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Through a woody show and we are into another new
hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday,
It's a fat Tuesday. Today's legit Fat Tuesday. It's March fourth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That's Greg Gory Good,

(45:44):
there's Menace, Gina Grady, Seabasses here, Sammy's here. Hello. Phones
are open at eight seven seven forty four, Wooding. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Since it is Fat Tuesday, we have a
topic that we're gonna get to this hour. Be thinking
about what it is for you so you can call
in and text in with your answer to this question.

(46:08):
What's the fattest thing you've ever done or what's the
fattest thing you've done recently?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah, for us, it's recently, yeah, yeah, eight seven four.
What it would be the number to call on that text?
Like I mentioned two to ninety seven. Be thinking about that.
What's the fattest thing you've done recently? It's our Fat
Tuesday topic. Some Fat Tuesday related news. Cops near Oklahoma
City they got a call for a little kid who
was asking for emergency donuts. It he was fine, He

(46:37):
was just playing with an old phone that could still
make emergency calls, and he really likes donuts. He hung
up the first time and then just kept calling back
saying emergency donuts. Here's a little clip of that call.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Donuts.

Speaker 13 (46:58):
I want donuts, study cool.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Can you tell me what kind of doughnuts you have?
Do you have blueberry donuts?

Speaker 14 (47:14):
But an emergency emergency donuts?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
So the nine to one one operator tried to get
his mom on the phone. Couldn't do that. So the
cops did show up to the house, but not because
he was in trouble Greg. They brought him some donuts
from dunk Oh.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
They did terrible. Yeah, you're gonna do it again, emergency
big Mac.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That's what Greg's been saying to him, the wrong things.
That's what Greg's been need to try it. Let's reward
him for this.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
Want.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I know it's cute.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
You might have extra time on your hands, and it's
a bad habit super cute.

Speaker 14 (47:53):
Though.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Candy sales topped fifty four billion dollars in the US
last year. That's twenty eight billion in chocolate, twenty two
billion and non chocolate, and then four billion in gum. Really, yeah,
when was the last time you had a piece of gum?
Been a long time. I'm not a gum yesterday either. Really,
I can't even remember. It's been years, not a gum guy. Yeah.

(48:16):
Some other fat Tuesday news, Dominoes is adding a Parmesan
cheese stuffed crust to their menu. Oh yeah, so this
is the first time Dominos has ever sold an item
that's become a staple on its rivals boards. The new
crust being sold for nine nine, with one topping experts
saying and adding a stuffed crust is aimed at boosting

(48:37):
Domino's bottom line. Oh really, no way, But Domino is
the only publicly traded pizza chain to report a same
store sales growth, with Pizza Hut and Papa John's both
reporting decline in sales. Let's say in box and some
people on social media have become obsessed with a probiotic
yogurt created to clear out your gut, and they say

(48:59):
it's making them quote hotter. Oh, it's called coconut Cult.
It's all over TikTok. The cult of Coconut Cult alleges
that eating this dairy free yogurt every day promotes gut health,
helps digestion, eliminates bloating, improves immunity, and clears up your skin. Now,
Coconut Cult has roughly fifty billion colony forming units CFUs

(49:24):
that's the stuff that breeds good gut bacteria. That's per ounce.
And apparently the difference between this yogurt and the others
is that most yogurts are pasteurized after fermentation, so they
could be shelf stable, but ultimately kills the probiotics that
you're seeing on the labels. But Coconut Cult is never
pasteurized after fermentation to make sure the probiotics are thriving

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in order to do their best work.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
I do love yogurt, but I forget the brand that
I have, but it's called triple zero sugar free, right yeah, yeah,
no sugar, no carbs, no calories, but it's still really good.
Forget the brand, but ls A triple zero on it
and it comes in a black label so it's manly.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
This Coconut Cult branding is pretty legit. It looks like
a dessert comes in a glass jar. But that's the thing.
That's what that That was an old Adam crawl line.
If you want to know if something's healthy for you,
does it taste good? Yeah, it's not healthy for you
because this looks like straight up ice cream.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Or peanut butter. Yeah, I get this yogurt of the store.
It's vanilla flare, but it's a it's called carb Master, okay,
and so like uh yeah, but like it's got a
really good amount of protein and like one gram of sugar. Yeah,
it's really it's really low with the sugar.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Just do the Greek yogurt full fat Greek yogurt, full fare.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Full fat Greek yogurt tastes like to me, it tastes
like sour cream.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
It does, but I like it. You don't like that
sour vibe?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Uh yeah, no, I mean I like yogurt. The Greek
yogurt never yogurt is indescribably grossly. I've never gotten into it.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
There.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Actually there's one. There's another one called too Good. Have
you seen that yogurt? Uh?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Like the number two?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah, too good? And then yeah, they have different flavors,
like their vanilla is pretty good. They have another one's
a lemon one where's pretty good. I've never seen the
regular grocery stores, and they're with all the all them
other yogurts, oh right, at your.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Magical grocery store, the magic grocery store everything.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Never short, I've seen them. I've seen I've seen them.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
At Target as well, Okay, Greg, I just showed you
the one. I can't say it that I get faya.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Oh yeah, it's okos is good. I thought it was
FAGGYA yeah, that's what my wife gets all the time.
I said, you want some more of your faggy yogurt?
This coconut cult?

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Is it?

Speaker 14 (51:50):
Am?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I seeing this right? It's ten bucks for one jar.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Yo, it looks like it would be ten bucks for
a jar not.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Being cheap what you have one yogurt. I don't think
ten dollars is not being such a jar though. It's
not one of the mini If you cared about your
gut health.

Speaker 14 (52:03):
You just passed.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
And they even don't they recommend not eating the whole jar.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Well, yeah, you'll never stop crapping yourself.

Speaker 15 (52:12):
You're a beginner, but I want to because it'll clear
you out. Yeah, okay, it's fat Tuesday. Our topic.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
What's the fattest thing you've done recently? You can hit
us up on the text over to to to ninety
seventy and call in. Let's say hi to uh Bran Brent, Hello,
Hi brand Howard. I'm sorry do we catch you in
the middle of something. I'm sorry, my bad at all.
All right, So, Brent, what's the fattest thing you've done recently?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
The fattest thing I've done recently is put a brisket
in Banada under my boob to warm it up?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
What to warm it up?

Speaker 15 (52:44):
I mean, wait, how much is that really gonna warm
it up?

Speaker 11 (52:46):
Though?

Speaker 4 (52:47):
I mean it warmed it better than it is cold?
Out was hard? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yeah, okay, I mean it makes sense here? Can I
can I make a under his we just to be
his boob, his man.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Under yeah, under my right man boob.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah. Now, my wife likes to buy these uncrustables for
the kids, right delicious. And I was in the pinch
and I needed something very quick. I'm like, oh, you
know what that sounds about, right, That's that's what I want.
I'm at yeahah, but I'm like, damn it, it's frozen.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
So what I did is I took it with me
because I was about to leave the house. I got
in the car, I sat on it. I sat on
that on it, yeah, because it says you got to
leave it out for like thirty minutes for the thigh out.
So I figured I could. I figured I could, I
could speed that up. I sat on it.

Speaker 15 (53:33):
So it was like under the back of my thigh
like your chicken. Yeah, and then within five minutes it
was perfect and ready to go. Did you put the
heated seat on that?

Speaker 7 (53:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I didn't think about that. Yeah, I didn't even think
about that. But so I know where you were going
with that brat, Like my man, boobs are not mean
enough to get the whole uncrustable under there.

Speaker 11 (53:49):
But it did.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
It did work it, man. I just I used my
folds for purposes. I put my hands underneath and warm
it up.

Speaker 11 (53:56):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
You're like a multi tool.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah, or so could you lift it lifted up?

Speaker 11 (54:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Could you go hands free and just let it sit
under there? Or did you have to hold it?

Speaker 16 (54:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
I can use it as a clipboard sometimes.

Speaker 15 (54:13):
I mean, we have done that game.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
We have.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I think we've done it since Gina has been here.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Oh no, I've seen it when you hide something in
your folds.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah, I guess what's in my fro Yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
When I worked at the grocery store, guys were able
to like put liquor bottles under their folds.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Again, I've seen the chicks do that with their cans.
I used to be able to do that on on
online before they they'll take like a two liter bottle
of like coke or something. Yeah, and they'll hold under
their cans.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Oh, that was no problem.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
A two liter bottle like full.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
I could have done that.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I was big. Yeah that's I mean, that's a pretty
heavy bottle.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Yeah, that's true. Maybe a one liter bottle for sure.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Or just a can of coke, yeah, can for cans.
So what is the what's the fattest thing you've done recently?
You can give us a call. Eight seven, seven forty four.
We love the stories, man, This is always good for
a story or seven. Oh yeah, you know he used
to go in those tears. He hasn't done one of
those in a while where he would list off. He
would list off like what he ate just the day before,

(55:09):
and most people eating the week and it was and
it was insane, but it's still happening, it is. Yeah,
he in there. I thought you couldn't eat like that anymore.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
Yeah, taking that zep bound, well no, no, I'll push
through if I you know, smoke a little marijuana, but
then i'll uh, you know, I'll wake up, have some
steak and eggs and then you know, smoke something and
then uh, he's out.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
It's Girl Scout Cookie season. So I'm gonna sleeve it
se al right, So let's get some phone calls set up.
What's the fattest thing you've done recently? Eight seven seven
forty four Woodie, we'll get to your calls. If you
like the text, you can do that send your text
over to two to nine eight seven, Happy Fat Tuesday.

(55:57):
As ugly as you was in real life, you look
like a she was so unattractive. She looks like Joe
pesci show. It's a Woody show. It's a fat Tuesday.

(56:18):
Like actually, or as we call it here at the
Woodies show Tuesday. Yes, we do a lot of fat things,
even Morgan, who Morgan eats pretty well, I didn't not
just so when she's doing this training stuff, it's Sammy.
Sammy's another one like, oh yeah, I had three deep
grips jewel time stop just as bad's the same thing.

(56:45):
Almost sorry care about our bodies. But Morgan said that
you did something fat. That's the fastest thing that you did,
like last night fat?

Speaker 16 (56:53):
Yeah, And I almost didn't want to tell you all
about this, but you know, for the show, I'll be vulnerable.
At the grocery store last night, after boxing, I always
go through the Clarence Syle and see what's there, right,
And I saw this bag of Have you seen them?

Speaker 14 (57:07):
Greg?

Speaker 16 (57:07):
Their mega Eminem's.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yes, I don't know if they're new on steroids. Yes,
they're huge.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I know.

Speaker 16 (57:16):
They were literally screaming your name to me and they
were peanut butter mega eminem.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Did I bring you some of those? I feel like
I brought you so.

Speaker 16 (57:25):
Well, here's the thing. They looked great and they were
on sale. I'm like, oh my god, I'm going to
get these for Greg, you know, take off the sale
sticker so he thinks I paid full price. Bring them
into him tomorrow, you know, just to be sweet. Yeah,
I ate the whole bag last night. Very embarrassed about that. Sorry, Greg.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Look how big they are compared to this guy's hand.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Big.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yes, buckles break you to take the paint of the crash.

Speaker 15 (58:03):
When I fall down, I just got chins then.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Shut it down. But I used the phone booth and
I never seen my toes. When I'm going to the movies,
I take up seven road because of the Yeah, there
was one time I was going to a personal trainer.

(58:28):
It was one of the things I had to do
through the radio station because they were like a big client, like,
oh you should try it. I'm like, oh yeah, I
full intentions like reading books and going through anyway. So
I would go to the personal trainer and then right
next to the personal trainer was the most kick ass
convenience store that had everything. So I would get out
of there, I'd be so starving. I'd go in there.
I'd buy a bunch of snack cakes and stuff. I
eat them in the car on the way home from

(58:50):
my personal training session, which completely undid. On the way home,
I was, I was. I was even fatter than I
was going to the personal after a full hour that
like this. So yeah, it's called carbo loading, dude. Yeah yeah,
just sugar.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
It was like a host of stuff to like ho
host you know the cupcakes. Those orange cupcakes are my favorite.
Those are so good. I say hi to devn Hey,
good morning, Devin.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
What's up right? So fat Tuesday. What is the fattest
thing you've done recently? Oh?

Speaker 11 (59:28):
Man, this is uh, it's a little embarrassing, but I
was on my way to an Arby's and on the
way to Arby's. First of all, I was gonna I'm
gonna die it, So on the way to RB's, cruising
in hot yeah, and then uh, I ended up like
you know, like I'm not too shameful. I don't want
to go, so I stopped, but then I ended up

(59:49):
going across the street to another place. And then when
I got home in like deep shame, like I just
threw my scale.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
It was like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I get it, man, too far gone.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah, this is this is too much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
It's over. Yeah, I understand.

Speaker 11 (01:00:09):
Yeah, it's like you know what, Like, I mean, those
are the decisions I made.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, let's just call it. Why are we going? And
that was kind of the thought I had, like with
the person, like why go through the charade of even
going to this thing? If this is what I'm gonna do,
this is dumb. I just don't even do it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I mean it's so good, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Yeah, that was like why why why are you going
through all this hassle of getting there and doing the workout,
which sucks, it's fun, and then you're just to go
to the canal? Yeah, Like he like he's going to RB's,
you know, he stops another fast food joint, got both
and just like, what what am I doing here? Man?
Just throw the scaleut, Yeah, you can't see how much

(01:00:46):
away if you throw the scale. If you don't want yeah, yeah,
just don't look.

Speaker 11 (01:00:50):
You know, I got I got mirrors. I got mirrors
to look in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I know what's going on.

Speaker 11 (01:00:53):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
I don't need to step on the scan and then.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Take it all right, Devin, thanks for the call, man,
I appreciate it. Eight seven seven forty four Woodie text
over to two to nine eight seven. Somebody said the
fastest thing I did recently, I took a slice of pizza.
I rolled it up, placed it in a flower tortilla
layered with mazzarella cheese, rolled that up, deep fried it
for a couple of minutes, and I drizzled it with
some Papa John's garlic sauce. Stop and guess we know

(01:01:16):
this person that's from mister Grimace. Oh he's the one.
He's the one responsible for giving us that big giant
tub of recent peanut butter cups of the ass.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Oh we all have the beat us because of him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
He comes to visits and he brings suitcases full of snacks,
entire suit.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Check.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
So I totally believe that he did that. That sounds
pretty damn good though. So manas you're not eating that much,
but you said you still have these days. Yeah, so
these days.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Have you guys tried the New Girl Scout Mint frosty
at Wendy's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
No, no, yeah, that's on my list. I'm gonna have
to hit that up today on the way home. It's
so good. And so I had that in the day.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
But is it extra fat if I ordered ice cream
just like a couple of hours later, is it like
having double ice cream in one day?

Speaker 14 (01:02:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yeah, Yeah, So I did that and I put Reese'es
in my ice cream.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
But I always do this thing where I I'll take
doll ups of peanut butter and I'll put it inside.
So it just wasn't peanut buttery enough, you know, so
I had to put extra inside of that. I do that,
and there's never how to two for just recently, Yeah,
there's never enough peanut butter. Like if they if I
go to a place they have like that peanut butter
flavored ice cream, or like a buck Eye flavor, like

(01:02:31):
Handles has a Buckeye flavored ice cream, I have them
put the peanut butter sauce on the top of that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
It's all good. Maybe I'll take a handful of the
reeses home today, put them on a cutting board, chop
them up, and throw it into ice cream.

Speaker 20 (01:02:45):
Yeah, it sounds like Greg, I should sell that idea
to cold used to I'm not saying you should do
it at home, but I think I could.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Do layer vanilla ice cream with peanut butter. Vanilla ice
cream peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Oh, that sounds good. What's the fattest thing you've done recently, Gina?

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Okay, so when you have kids, you get those like
Giant Costco boxes of chips, you know, like those little
chips for their lives bags, and you know, when you're
just kind of mindlessly, you know, moving about the kitchen,
you grab one, you eat one, and grab one and
I don't think about it. I looked this was an
eighteen bag box. I had nine, nine of them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
In one day, in one afternoon. Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
I mean I had a little bit of everything. I
had the cool Ranch, I had the regular Doritos, I
had the cheese puffs, the Cheetos.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Nine Okay, So with nine of those little bags, like
how much is how many ounces is a regular like
just an average bag.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Of chips, like the like the fun size or regular?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
You know, I'm saying if you bought, if you bought
like a regular size bag of Doritos, for example, like
how many ounces is that? And then how many ounces
a little mini bag? How many mini bags make up
one regular?

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Fine? Point five ounces?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Is a regulars a regular bag?

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
How many ounces in a Oh that's more than.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
The one I like? Is Kettle that brand? Oh? Yeah,
those are seven and a half ounce bags?

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
And then the mini Doritos is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
It is we're doing. I did a whole bag, a
whole bag of Doritos, good for you?

Speaker 14 (01:04:21):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Not that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Really a whole bag of like a full sized bag
of Doritos in one sitting.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
I mean I could do that problem.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
It doesn't sound difficult.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
It's not so you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
I brought this up before. You guys can't eat a
whole large pizza to yourself, like a large pizza.

Speaker 15 (01:04:38):
No, I think I could, Yeah, not eve, not on
an average day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
I'm sure I could under the right circumstances, but not
on an average And you were talking like regular crust
though too right, not like a thing regular large pizza
I could eat to myself. I think, yeah, I have
to stop myself from eating the whole thing. I could
come close. We're talking an average day, Yeah, I'm sure there,
like on a day where I hadn't had anything and
I'm super hungry, regular day, regular day. No, probably not

(01:05:05):
close A medium medium, sure, I think that's an advertizer.
That's an advertiser, Sammy, I hesitant.

Speaker 15 (01:05:19):
I kind of did something fat the other night because
I had a sore throat and I got ice cream
and I hadn't had ice cream in all long, It's
probably been about a year, so I was so craving
it and it was in one of those rectangular you
know what I mean. And now what they do is

(01:05:42):
underneath the lid, they put a little rim of plastic
that you're they've always done that, break that off, peeling around. Well,
I hadn't had ice cream since they've put those little
peel off rims.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
That's because people were licking the ice cream remembers.

Speaker 15 (01:05:58):
I realized, Oh, I guess you're supposed to like break
the tab and then rip off that thing. But I thought,
who's got time for that? And I grabbed it the
way like a cocaine at it would drop coke on
the floor and then just snort it up the carpet.
I just grabbed it, mangled the whole thing, knowing I was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Supposed to rip it off.

Speaker 14 (01:06:14):
I said, I don't have time for this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
It was salted caramel truffle. Yes, so good. And the
second time this week you've mentioned that mangled it. You
must have had a really great time with that salted
caramel trump. Oh god, did you go high?

Speaker 15 (01:06:30):
And then I actually did put it in a bowl
like a normal person. Normally I'll just eat it out
of them.

Speaker 14 (01:06:35):
What was yours mine?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Recently?

Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
The most is I had in one sitting.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Now, this is to me a big deal.

Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
I had a Snickers, a bag of peanut m and m's,
and like a little bag of like ritz peanut butter
like Sanwi trackers.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Yeah, you know what for Sammy, that ain't bad?

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Yeah, Like that's like as if.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
That was my meal.

Speaker 19 (01:06:57):
That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
And I was with you guys, surprise surprise. Oh yeah,
we were all eat a ton of candy. Seat like, yeah,
that fault. She says that I didn't count that. Like
if I did that, I wouldn't even count that as
like one of the fattest things that I've done.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Count that, because that's some things of candy and snacks.

Speaker 15 (01:07:13):
I wouldn't even I wouldn't. I wouldn't have counted.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
I wouldn't have counted the ritz peanut butter crackers as
as something bad, that as something fat really yeah, delicious,
maybe this is why I'm fat. But I wouldn't even
counted that the two candy bars. I would have thought, like, man,
I did have a second candy bar, but I probably
would have skipped the peanut butter crackers and had a
third candy bar. But here's the thing. Sammy didn't even

(01:07:38):
have a meal, so that was her meal. Yeah, okay,
she had a meal, and that that's not bad.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
What I know what I got when I got home.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
I had pizza. So snickers is what two hundred and
thirty calories? Something about that somewhere around there peanut m
and ms, it's called another peanut butter us say another
two fifty another two fifty, so five hundred calories. I
mean that's that fits.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Within like a yeah, but it certainly busts out her
sugar allows for the day, YEA does we don't look.

Speaker 9 (01:08:06):
At that, but it would feel sick after, like, I
don't eat that much sugar at one time because my
stomach's gonna hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Much like to I know, And I just threw caution
to the wind and ate it anyway much.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
I threw a scale out, like just you know, look
lean into it and follow Did you gain weight? If
you don't know? That's a good question, great question, right? Yeah,
Well what I said. I had two fat moments. I
made French toast with honey, uncrustables, top with banana and syrup.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
The other a bowl of cereal made from the Asian
chocolate stuff Panda cookies.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Oh oh yeah, we did that one time when we
smoked too much. We got one of those big tubs
of like cook Midi chocolate chip cookies and poured milk
right in the tom and ate it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
La, what's the fattest thing you've done recently? How many
more things do I need to mention? I would say
probably most recently. And I did tell the story when
it happened. I felt so stupid. I went to the
grocery store. I'm like, oh, those look good. Those Oreo
ice cream sandwiches.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
Those exists.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
I'm gonna come per box four. Three were gone by
the time I almost got to the house. I had
them in the car and it was warm outside them.
It was like last summer, yeah, and so like yeah, oh,
it looks so good. So I was like, I'm gonna
have one now. And then but I sat in my
car in the grocery store parking lot, ate down one.
Then I had another one as I was heading home.

(01:09:27):
Before I even got to the out, started the third
one and had a shame sat at the end of
my street so I could eat that fourth and final one.
You don't just bring in one, no, because you can't
bring in one. And then I put the I put
the Oreo ice cream sandwich box in the recycled bin
outside before it even came in the house. That one

(01:09:47):
that's efving fat.

Speaker 15 (01:09:48):
Everybody, that's like the alcoholic who keeps vodka in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Rookie, you s all right, So wrap it up on
what's the fattest thing that you've done recently. Let's say
I told you that one, told you that one. Oh yeah,
this one came in. This is uh from the five
six two. I recently didn't order from Uber Uber Eats

(01:10:19):
because they had a glitch in their ordering system where
a ten piece large chicken nugget combo was a dollar
ninety nine, So I ordered three of them, nice and
all of them. That's amazing thirty Yeah, that just makes
financial sense. Yeah yeah. This one said fast. Thing I'd
done is warm up food on the engine of my truck.

(01:10:41):
Oh nice the seven six zero yeah art uht see.
Fattest thing I did is I drove to get some
Chinese food, three plates of that also got takeout, and
that would I would eat on the way home after eating.
And I also ate a box of ncrustables that I
got a Costco and two eights what you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Know crustables there they're jelly, right yeah, frozen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Yeah, and they're delicious, okay, yeah, but they're they're quick.
This one says five six two Uber eights had to
buy one get one free burrito and these were big
ass burritos. It was around fifteen bucks, so I bought
it and I was planning to share one with my
coworker when I got the burrito, but I saw the
bill and it was around sixty bucks because of the
delivery fees, So I got mad and I ate both

(01:11:29):
that makes sense. Yeah, you're mad. This one said, I
decided to do a treat yourself Thursday, and I got
a dozen donuts fresh and hot, and I ate the
entire dozen in one sitting. That's incredible that you couldn't
do that. I could, Woodie. They just said you couldn't
eat a large pizza. I could eat. If they're the
Krispy Cream those are light and fluffy. They are airy,

(01:11:51):
you know, if their cake donuts, no, but if it's
if it was the fresh and hot Crispy cremes, then
they melt as a radio liquid sugar.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:12:00):
I did eat a dozen Crispy Cream donuts and I
it was like I had it might be easy. Yeah,
that's one of the fastest things I've ever done. But
I I almost went into like an instant sugar cumash asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
It was like heroin.

Speaker 15 (01:12:12):
I had to go home.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Yeah it's diabetic now.

Speaker 6 (01:12:14):
Well, before Sammy you got here, I had what how
many it was forty seven munchkins.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Oh yeah, you said you could eat a hundred munchkekes.
So we got in more. So we got you a
hundred munchkins. He made it through. I would like say,
like forty seven it was like a Tony Montana pile
instead of cocaine. The dunk in your muskins doughnut holes
and he was trying to eat a hundred of them
and he made it through about forty some of them,
and I wanted to go to sleep so bad, said,

(01:12:41):
but oh, go into chicken nuggets real quick. What do he?
What was your like basic order for chicken nuggets? Or
is your basic order? For a minute?

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Mine was? Mine was twenty, No, just do a ten piece,
ten piece with the fries.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
They come in twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
They got thirty. You can get him at thirty at
Chick filav But those are those are smaller. Yeah, I
was special order of the twenty packs. Yeah, and off said,
I ate a whole lasagna tray by myself. Nice, that's
a lot. That's well, Happy fant Tuesday. Everybody enjoy it.
I understand the guilt. I get it. Yeah, but don't
do something just today. It doesn't it doesn't mean that

(01:13:15):
when you're in the moment, it's not fantastic. Oh yeah,
so like eating a bunch of cookie dough so good
might regrets, but yeah, worth maybe all right, we're gonna
take a break more. What he shows next, Hang Up,
Hoody Hoody, Hoody Hoody Show, And we are into another
new hour, Insensitivity Training, Free, politically Correct World. It's Tuesday,

(01:13:37):
March fourth, twenty twenty five. I'm Boody. That's Greg Gory.
Hi Menace, Good morning to you. Good morning. We've got
Gina grad fass Year, we got Sammy. We're gonna be
talking to Rich DeMuro rich on Tech. Rich the late
of Cindy World of Tech. He's got a lot to
update this on. Rich is the one that introduced us

(01:13:59):
to that pizza that we love Y. Everybody's been on
a kick on the one from Walmart. So he knows
a lot about a lot of things. Yeah, KTLA Entertainment,
I'm sorry News KTLA Tech Reporter. Also, he hosts a
syndicated tech show across the country, stations everywhere. So we

(01:14:21):
talk in tech with Rich on Tech this hour. And
we're gonna start this hour with the brand new Redneck News,
The Woody Show. You gotta go outside to grab something
out the bridge. That is Rednick News and Today's Redneck News.
This is from the state of Florida where the second

(01:14:43):
annual Florida Man Games were held, and again it was
a big success. They're like if a drunk guy was
in charge of the Olympics, and they brought back a
few popular events from last time, like the Evading Arrest
Obstacle course, where you escape from handcuffs, you throw an
alligator through a drive through window, you steal a catalytic converter,

(01:15:06):
all while being chased by actual copsma. They also held
the pool Noodle mud Duel. It's like the jousts from
American Gladiators, but fun in a baby pool. Sure, it's awesome.
The jousting poles are made of pool noodles and duct
it okay. They also did the Florida Sumo cage match
and beer chug, where you wear an inner tube you

(01:15:28):
fight someone while holding a picture of beer and try
out to spill it. The loser can still get points
by chugging the winner's remaining beer. Nice. Other attractions this
year included acts throwing lawnmower races, a mechanical gator instead
of a bowl, and of course, a best mullet contest
ob now here I have a clip here that I

(01:15:49):
could play for it. This These are some of the
These are some of the spectators talking about what they
saw there this year's Redneck News Games. Well, where else
are you going to find anything like like, Yeah, we've
got the Olympics and they've been around forever, but they
don't have dator tossing, they don't have sumorously, they don't
have how much beer you can drink.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
It's exactly on brand the way I thought it would be.
It's the right level of like grimy and extravagant and debauchreus.
It's exactly what I want. It's a lot of people
day drinking, a lot of people like deadt and sunburns.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Yep, that's it. And by I mean no worries if
you missed out this year, they've already announced they're coming
back next year to do it all over again. So
that is from Florida in a recap of the twenty
twenty five Florida Man Games. And that is today's raid.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Nick, No, this is the best I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good ross. Yeah, it's realistic. I would love to do
that too. It would show Oh it is gentlemen. Please
welcome to the program rich on Tech. Right, you're rich
Rich Hey, thanks for having me. Tech reporter for KTLA

(01:17:05):
and Los Angeles host of the nationally syndicated rich On
Tech show you can hear on radio stations across the country. Now,
I saw that you're very excited as a guy who
grew up in Jersey to be on wo R radio
in New York. I saw you were very geeked up
about that. It's huge, so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
I visited last week in New York City and just
kind of met everyone, and you know, to be on
the airwaves in New York City where I grew up,
it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
That's a nice personal accomplishment. Yeah. I agree, that's a
big deal for me. I worked in New York back
in like two thousand and the same thing. It was like,
you know, growing up in New Jersey, and then at
the time it was ninety two to three, K Rock
was the was the station, and I just wanted to
work there so bad, and then and then I got
to work there. It's just there's something different about it,

(01:17:50):
like I think, just because it's such a massive exactly. Yeah,
just a just a massive market. Yeah, especially when he
grew up. You know, I think anybody, like somebody grows
up out ton of Chicago and they end up wanting
to do something in Chicago, like in media or something.
So that's very cool. You got to meet our friend
Elvis Durant I saw. I did.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
They run a morning show out of New York and
pretty popular.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
But I grew up listening to him, and of course
I was sitting there trying not to be like the
weirdo that was like, hey, can I remember.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Listening to you when I was a kid?

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Makes him feel young? Yeah, make them feel that exactly.
Way to make someone feel good. All right? So we
talked tech. We talk frozen pizzas with Rich on tech.
We just started doing this segment this year, but there's
so much stuff that we're always interested in tech, like
just in consumer tech, not the stuff that really gets
Greg excited, like the MIT level stuff actually, like the
out of reach stuff. Yeah, stuff that that really, you know,

(01:18:41):
affects people in their day to day and the stuff
that there were actually looking at, like Apple's new iPhone.
I saw the sixteen E is out now, right, do
you like it?

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
So I mean, look, this is this is that kind
of phone for people that call into the show and say, Rich,
I don't care about my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
I just need something that works. Like, what's cheap, what's inexpensive?

Speaker 11 (01:18:58):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Yeah, I wouldn't say it's cheap.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
I mean six hundred dollars is still a considerable amount,
but you're getting a lot for that money, and it's
all the modern conveniences of an iPhone. And by the way,
it's not refurbished, it's brand new, so you get the
latest processor, you get face id usbc AI that you
know hit or missed very much on the iPhone one camera,
and it's not It doesn't have all the best specs

(01:19:22):
when it comes to like charging in the display. But
still for six hundred bucks, it's a very simple phone.
I've been using it and I kind of fell in
love with it because it's so easy and simple. It's
like you take your picture or you make your call
and then you're done. You're not like playing on it afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
Now, Richie brought up Apple AI. Now does this grind
your gears?

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
Because it's been grinding my gears with the with the
email alsay priority email, have that box on top of
all mail.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
I've finally switched it over.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
And I know people don't know you can't click all mail,
but if you don't it'll have this little priority box
of what it feels that the email is a priority
to you. And the only one that I got that
it was a priority to me was about free sandwiches
in the break room.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Well it other than that, I just felt it like
being confusing to me. Have you switched it? Have you
switched all mail? Or do you use the priority email?

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
So I actually use the Gmail app on my iPhone,
so I actually don't use the native one, which I know,
but I get so many emails about this stuff. So
everyone was like, rich, what's up with the new layout?
So I did a post on Instagram and I said, look,
if you want to get to the old view, the
new one is called categories. The old one is called
list view, which makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
I don't know what you know. It's just say old
view the way people actually like to see.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Their email, right, Like, I want to see my email
the way it arrives into my inbox. I don't need
AI to go through it and say, oh, this one's
a priority, this one's not. Gmail tried that as well.
I'd just like to see if you send me an
email at nine oh five and someone else sends me
an email at nine oh, six, that's the order.

Speaker 15 (01:20:58):
I want to see them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
You're all to say them. Anyway. I gotten burned by
that a couple of times. And they first because I
didn't realize they switched that and I wasn't paying attention,
and they're like, oh, we sent you an email. I
didn't see it. And I'm like, dude, I didn't get it.
I'm swearing and I didn't get it. And they go, oh,
you might want to check because Apple just chain. I'm like, oh,
there it was also, I'll look will scrunch them together.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
So we switched to list view from categories.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Right, if you want to do it, if you're in
the in the mail app up in the upper right
hand corner, there's three little dots. Yeah, that'll give you
the two options. These categories are list view, So I
would just choose list view. I think it's easier to
just do it yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yeah, I'm doing it all day long. They change things, Yeah,
for no reason.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
That's the best part.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Yeah. And hey, these phones that you're talking about, the
sixteen eight people, just oh, I just need a phone.
My brother in law switched my in laws to this
like old person phone that has like these big numbers
on it. Oh yeah, okay, so now they can't FaceTime, right,
and now Skype's going away, so they're double screwed. No FaceTime,
no Skype, Skype is it? When does that go away?

(01:21:58):
Rich It's like April or something May. Skype is going
away on May fifth.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
And of course, you know they want people to move
to teams because that's where Microsoft is spending all his money.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
But here's you know, I talked about this on my
radio show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Back when you had Skype, Like back in the day
when Skype was hot, you felt like you were getting
over on the system because you're like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
I'm making international phone calls.

Speaker 14 (01:22:18):
Yeah, free.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Now, of course, you know, we can call anywhere in
the world for free pretty much. But they want people
to use teams. If you have a credit on there,
you can use it until May fifth and even a
little bit longer. But if you still want to make
cheap long distance calls, like to a real phone number,
you're still gonna have to pay, depending on you know,
if you're if you're not doing like a WhatsApp or
something like that. But Google Voice and rebtel are the

(01:22:40):
two alternatives if you actually need to call.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Like a landline or something in some other country. We're
talking to Rich Demiro rich on Tech. You can find
them on social media at rich on Tech and his
syndicated show nationwide on Premiere Networks. It's on a ton
of radio stations. It's called rich on Tech as well.
So everything's very system, which is which is nice. I
like the branding. Yeah, now, Rich, we were talking about

(01:23:05):
this on our show when the news first broke last week.
But I think the Alexa Plus looks kind of cool,
and especially because it's already part of if you got
Amazon Prime. Like I don't think I would pay for
it like on its own, Like if you had to
have Amazon Prime and then this, I wouldn't pay the
additional whatever it was. But like as part of Amazon Prime.
I like the way it seems to be just kind
of intuitive, you just speak to it as opposed to

(01:23:26):
specific commands.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Yeah. I think they were pretty smart in the pricing
because they said this is going to be twenty dollars
a month. Sitting there going wait, twenty dollars a month.
That sounds like so much. Oh wait, but it's going
to be free. If you're a Prime memory, you're like, oh, Okay,
give me that breath back. I just loved it because
you went to the rollout event, right, I did.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
So usually these events, the way they're set up is
they go on stage, they show all this stuff, it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
And then you go to a back room and they
let you actually play with this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Well, Amazon clearly is not that confident in the abilities
of Alexa.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Plus yeah, because I kept saying, can I just ask
some questions? Can I just ask some questions? What do
you want to ask?

Speaker 11 (01:24:07):
What might you know?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
So it was very controlled. This is going to launch
this month, but again it's much more personalized. And I
think at the end of the day, if we can
finally just talk to Alexa the way that we say, like,
you know, turn on the lights in the backyard, also
lock the front door and play some music, if she
can do all that stuff in like an easier way
without these specific commands, I think that will be a win.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
But it does go much further than that. Yeah, I mean,
I was thinking about like, it would be great to
not have to have a like a like a wake word,
But at the same time, if you're just hanging out,
you have a conversation with somebody. You don't necessarily want
something to happen, You just happen to say something that
would fit into an next thing. You know, light's going
on different things. You've made You've made a reservation in

(01:24:54):
which that's the part that seems kind of cool to say, Hey,
you know, Alexa make a reservation at this place on front.
That's pretty cool. Yeah, but i'd have it to like
actually go through and just do it yourself and just
get a confirmation that's done. Love it. Yeah, I mean
that's what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
That it's gonna work with like ten thousand services like Uber,
open Table, all these grocery stores, like pretty much like
every business that you can think of that has an app.
They've sort of built this back end system where Alexa
can interface and do stuff. So if you want to
buy tickets for like a concert or a sporting event,
she can do it. So again, we couldn't test this

(01:25:29):
out in real life to see how well it's gonna work,
but what they were showing this is like the closest
we've seen to like a true personal assistant. It's kind
of like if chat GBT could actually go out and
do stuff on your behalf and by the way, get
to know you. One other cool feature I thought was
really fun, especially for parents. You know, you get all
these things from your kids' school. You can feed into

(01:25:49):
Alexa all of the documents that you get, so like
your kid's basketball game schedule, and then you can just
say like, hey, Alexa, when's my kid playing next? Where
are they playing? Am I bringing snacks? So it's like
gonna understand your whole world based on what you feed it,
which is kind of cool to that's.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Pretty rich on tech and similar vein.

Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
Have you tried any of these real time AI conversation apps,
the ones that are basically it's it's you're talking and
it's basically almost in real time talking back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Oh yeah, I mean I've tried the I mean Google
Gemini has one called Gemini Live. It's like a person,
it's real life her.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Well, they've got I tested some apps for a segment
where it's like a companion app, and I'm telling you
those get real dark, real fast.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
What It's like, Hey, can I send you a nude selfie?
And I'm like, WHOA, what is happening here? Yes? Please
do send immediately. I mean, but I know I have.
Oh sorry, people are enjoying these apps.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
I mean they really are, like they're very popular, like
these I mean, I don't remember what the name was,
but it was like you can get two pictures of
free free per week or something. It's just like, okay,
I see where this is going.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Well that and then also I was listening to a
podcasts where they're talking about people in the office using
it as their therapy app, where it's like therapy they're
just talking to Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
I guess it's better than shooting the place out.

Speaker 15 (01:27:19):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Speaking of Rich on tech, we're just being personal and
personal information. Rich and I were just chatting the other
day and he was saying about there's a thing. Is
this the Google thing? Right, like you can help scrub
some of your personal information off the internet.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Yeah, and this is this is a great feature because
you know, I'm sure we've all Googled ourselves and if
you type your name and you know, phone number, whatever,
you know, a whole bunch of stuff shows up and
all those people find their sites and it's like a
game of whack a mole to try to take it down.
You can you can go to those sites and like
request a takedown, or you can pay a service that
will attempt to take it down for you. But you

(01:27:56):
can also remove those results from Google Search. And that's
where like ninety nine percent of people are going to
see him anyway. And now it's a lot easier. They
always had this thing called results about you, but now
it's much more direct. So if you search for let's
say your name, and then say address or phone number,
and a result comes up that has that info, if
you notice, there's three little dots next to the result,

(01:28:18):
which you might not even ever noticed, but if you
press those dots, it will say remove this result.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Now that's like a new option show wow, and you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Can immediately just say, hey, I don't want this here
because it has my phone number. And I'll be honest,
I've been doing this for a year now through the
other way that Google had it, which was much more complicated. Yeah,
and they've only denied one request, so most of the
time Google will take this stuff down.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Oh this is cool.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Is that like where people were blurring out their house
on street view? Yeah, that's I mean, that's a whole
nother thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I mean I've read like the pros and cons of
that like some people say it's good to do that,
some people say it's not. You know, I'm kind of
torn on that one because I don't know. I kind
of like seeing my house sometimes on there. It's just
kind of fun, like, oh, it's decorated for Halloween when
they took the picture.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Because like my mom does that Rich and I. And
it doesn't change where you live. Yeah, no, it doesn't
because especially especially like you blur your house out then
right next to it, but you can see what the
house next door looks like. And if you have a
street address, what are people doing casing your windows out
for like an attain plan? Yeah right, yeah, yeah, let's
see how many solar panels they have up there?

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
True.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Yeah, but what's that called that? You just regular regular
Google you can do that?

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Yeah, so they So if if you want to sign
up for like their service, it's actually free, it's called
Results about You just Google that and you go in.
You put in your name, your address, your phone number,
your email, and it will search the web constantly for
that stuff and as soon as it finds a new
website that has that information, it will email you immediately

(01:29:47):
and say, hey, we just found your phone number on
a new website, would you like us to take this down?

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
So that's like, that's like the proactive version.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
But if you're just searching Google and you see something
about yourself that you don't like, just tap those three
dots now and say remove this result. They're not always
going to say yes. They're not always going to do it,
but in my experience, they're pretty good. If it's like
anything that's your name or phone number, keep in mind
it doesn't delete it from that website.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
It just keeps it from popping home.

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
And I love this, Rich because I'm usually the person
assigned to like remove stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
So anyway to make it easy. As we're talking to
a Rich Demia Rich on tech and your product pic
of the week, Okay, this isn't. This is an interesting one.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
It's called book Case and it's from a company called Astropad,
and it's the simplest thing. It basically turns your iPhone
or any phone that you have into a Kindle reader.
So I know it sounds confusing, but it looks like
a Kindle without a screen in the middle, and it's
got a little magnet, like a mag safe magnet, So
you pop your phone on this device and It basically

(01:30:53):
makes it much easier to hold your phone like a book.
So like an erea, okay, and the idea it's only
forty bucks, And the idea is that your phone is
always charged, your phone is always with you, and it's
just a lot easier to hold, you know, when you're
trying to like read.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
A book on your phone, it's like not the easiest
things always like movie, what's that?

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Yeah, what do you menace are out?

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
I mean menas wants to know what these books are? Well,
you speak of? What can you even find at a
book buk? It's like book digital. It's like it's kind
of like an article but longer. Oh yeah, all right,
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
But it's a simple, little silly thing that's just like
if you travel a lot or you know, for me,
what happens nine out of ten nights when I reach
for my kindle the battery is dead and I'm like,
oh now I can't read.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Oh well, I guess I'll have to doom scroll for
the rest of them go to sleep. So it's called Bookcase,
and it's by who astropad astro Pad, not glunt astro Pad. Yeah,
it's a totally different company. But a similar name. There
you go. That's the product of the week, Rich DeMuro
rich on Tech everybody. Yeah, so signing up for a

(01:32:01):
new online girlfriend right now. Yeah. You can check out
the podcast of the rich on Tech Syndicated, a radio
program that's on the iHeart Radio app. Also find him
on social media at rich on Tech and of course
you know you love him. He is the tech reporter
for k t l A and Los Angeles. All Right, Man, Rich,
thank you so much. Man, appreciate the appreciate the time.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
This is the Woody Show, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
I mean you really you really can't. I guess you
could make it up. You can make anything up. This
is this is not made up. Dysentery. I was gonna say,
what is that? What's a word associates on the game
or trail? Well, does that mean you're hungry or something?
Dystanery cases are on the rise in the Portland, Oregon

(01:32:54):
metro area. Sure, that's according to recent data released by
the Altnoma County Health Department. Now, menace dysentery. That's a
highly contagious bacterial disease that can cause fever, cramps, vomiting,
and diarrhea, bloody body. It is spread very easily from

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person to person when someone gets fecal matter from an
infected person into their.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
Mouth, spreading like this is literally on everybody's lips.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
I like, how does that happen? I don't know, like
they somehow I'm thinking about like people talk about, uh,
you should close the cover of your toilet when you
flush because the poop particles go everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:33:41):
But yeah, seems like a long side.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like, what are you guys doing.
You're doing a bunch of two girls one cupping maybe right?
You know what else is great? The strains circulating in
Maltnoma County are resistant to several antibiotics. Good eh no, Yeah.
Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland metro area
near the end of the Oregon Trail. My god, I

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mean it's not funny, but it's not funny. But I mean,
of all the places for dysentery to be breaking out
or show all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, today is Tuesday,

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March fourth. It's Fat Tuesday, but it's officially World Obesity Day.
Oh perfect. One has nothing to do with the other
other than Fat Tuesday and Obesity Day. With each other. Yeah,
I know, but like you know, not not necessarily related.

Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
They chose that purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
It's a National pound Cake Day, right, kind of boring.
It's a Brain injury Awareness day, menace. What also HPV
Awareness Day? Get your shot people, I did. You can
get it at any age now and Greg, today is
National Grand Day. Oh fantastic. Yeah, so, Menes, I know

(01:35:04):
that you're a big fan of the Tony Hawk video games. Yes,
love them. Yeah so, Tony Hawk's pro skater confirmed a
release date of March fourth, which would be today. Yes,
I love it. I see a console. Yeah. So the
remaster will be for the third and fourth installments of
the game. New Park said to be part of the
revamp package. So check that out today, everybody else, you

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go to Greg's house and use his gaming console that Greg,
no not Yeah. We captain America Brave New World still
the biggest movie in the country with the Harrelson's new
movie called Last Breath is at number two this week.
I've heard that's quite intense. It's it's based on a
true story about the rescue mission of a deep sea
diver who got stranded three hundred feet underwater with only

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ten minutes of Oxygen. It's got a ninety one percent
audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. Meanwhile, The Monkey, which is
in third this week's got a seventy eight percent from
the critics of fifty nine audience score. And it does
sound stupid. It's a horror comedy about twin brothers who
discover a cursed toy monkey that triggers fatal accidents when

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they wind.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
Like monkey Shines, the Stephen King Monkey Shines.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Is it? Yeah, because he's his name on it, then
it must be based on that story.

Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
But you can't say shines because I guess not racist or.

Speaker 17 (01:36:22):
Something high were the people who wrote that though, I
mean was so high sausage party, I would like you
got to expand because it was just a short story,
I think, and then they kind of, you know, kind
of it's not like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
Based on the short story there the number one thing I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Yeah, there was a clip that I saw. It was
like it was Stephen King talking about some idea that
he had for a story that never went anywhere. It
was about how these people were at a at a
airport and the you know couple, they were walking through
the terminal. The woman's like, oh, I got to use
the restroom, goes in there, guys like out there waiting
for her to come back out, and never comes back out.
Somebody else goes in there, never comes back out. So

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now there's like two guys waiting on you know, their
already intrigue. Yeah, so it's like, what the hell's going
and then you know, so finally no guy wants to
go in there because it's the ladies, like, ah, I'm
not gonna go track it. Finally, after like seven people
have gone in there and have not come out, some
guy's like, all right, man, f this, I'm gonna go
see it and see what's happening in there making out. Yeah,
and then he walks in there all of a sudden,
screams and whatever, and he goes that's as far as

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it got because I couldn't figure out what the hell
is in there? Oh crap. And that that was So
that was the premise that he came up with. What
happened about this, like person eating women's room toilet?

Speaker 8 (01:37:29):
Yeah, no, lesbian orgy maybe Gina Yes, Monkey Shines the
nineteen ninty eight original.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
It's what I'll be watching this weekend. Oh yeah, Paddington
in Peru was fourth. Dog Man rounds out the five
biggest movies in theaters this week. The Razzi results, Oh
most of all they what ignores those? But Francis Ford
Coppola thrilled to accept his trophy for Worst Director for Megapolis.
Yeah they even out? Can we I heard they shelved it, right?

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Did they have no idea? Yeah? Or is this possible
about it? Like he spent so much of his own
money on it, his.

Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
Life, and he's got all these A list actors and actresses.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Yeah, he says. Quote in this wreck of a world today,
where art is given scores as if it were professional wrestling,
I choose not to follow the gutless rules. Let's remind
ourselves that box office is only about money and like war,
stupidity and politics has no true place in our future. Right, okay, fine,
but your movie still sucks at that? I meant, yeah,

(01:38:29):
the movie didn't pop off. Yeah, it's like what's his
face from Yellow stud Kevin Costner and whatever, that movie
that he puts so much of his own money into. Yeah,
it's easy to say. Yeah, Well, I trusted to myself
and I believe myself when it works. Yeah, when it
doesn't Yeah, it's like going on, going forth, like fourth
and eighty. If you don't, season's over for you. Worst

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Picture for the Razzies, Madam Webb, Worst Actor Jerry Seinfeld
for Unfrosted, Worst the Worst Actress Dakota Johnson Madam Webb,
Worst Supporting Actress Amy Schumer in Unfrosted. Worst screen Combo
Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
And that Joker.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
I only got through the first little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
I was like, is this a parody? Oh? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Worst Worst prequel, remake, ripoff or sequel Joker, and Worst
Screenplay went to Madam Webb.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
R and B.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Singer Angie Stone died in a car accident over the weekend.
She was sixty three, a member of the all female
hip hop group The Sequence. Apparently, the car that she
was in flipped over and then was hit by a
big rick. Everybody else survived except for Angie. Oh that's
what happened in the left eye? Oh was that waiting? Yeah,
she was the only one that died. Oh wait, who's

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the wait? Is she the one that burned down? Yeah? Yeah,
okay allegedly yeah. The WWE held their Elimination Chamber event
over the weekend at the Roger Center in Toronto. Fans
booed the US national anthem, which didn't sit well with
Pat McAfee, who is one of the announcers. He says, quote,
these are the most stacked elimination chamber matches that the

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WWE has ever had. Kind of sucks that it's in
the terrible country of Canada that boot our national anthem
to start the entire thing. But yeah, Bart was talking
about how he was a fan of the John Cena
turning into a heel, Yeah, which is a pretty big deal.
His years of acting had really paid off.

Speaker 21 (01:40:23):
Like everything that you saw on his face and his movement,
how he went from being this loved good guy all
of a sudden switching to a bad guy. You just
see the like you know, I hear's the best laughing.
But you literally see all those years of acting payoff.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Like it was great.

Speaker 5 (01:40:38):
Like he's a realiser case up there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Yeah, which is I guess a pretty big deal. Launched
a surprise attack on Cody Rhoades. Cody ended up on
the mat bleeding from a cut on his head, and
then Menace Travis Scott came out.

Speaker 8 (01:40:51):
Well that's the real story is Travis Scott doesn't know
how to do fake wrestling. He was a legit punching say,
he delivered a smack for good measure. He's training though,
is he's gonna be wrestling at WrestleMania. You know I
could I could tell hey, Sammy, you know how you
do wrestling, and like go wrestle menace and you would say, okay,
so I don't actually punch him, right, And I'd be like, yeah,
that's not what Travis Scott did.

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
No, he like actually literally wailing and hitting what the
pace was.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Yeah, so that's going on in the world of entertainment
this morning. Time for your birthdays and your corner birthday,
Boat showday. We're gonna it's shivery.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
We're gonna sit because he was like, it's shiver day
and you know we don't do what birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Hey, Greg, today is Patricia Heaton's birthday, my friend Patty. Yeah,
Greg loved that show in the Middle God, I loved it, right,
I thought she was great. I loved everybody loves the Raymond.
I just started watching that one. Yeah, it's a good show.

Speaker 15 (01:41:44):
I've never had never seen it before. That's why I
love the I love the parents.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Yeah, Yeah, Dorris Robert, Yeah, the dad is hilarious. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean all the characters that that were
really good so far, I'm liking it. Yeah. Patricia Heating
is sixty seven years old today. I'll call her later.
Catherine O'Hara Eugene Levy's wife on Shits Crink, also the
mom in Beatle Juice in the Home aluon Movie Home
Alone Movies. Catherine O'Hara is seventy one. Mckelt Williamson Bubba

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in Forrest Gump, and I guess he's got a recurring
role in Chicago PD. I guess I didn't know that
he's gonna have one hell of a birthday next year,
but this year he's sixty. Landon Donovan, arguably the best
soccer player ever from the US retired from the LA Galaxy,
now coaches the San Diego Loyal in the USL he's

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forty three, and Jason Newstead, the X Basis for Metallica,
is sixty two. Today's part of Birthday is Angela White
and Today's Birthday Girl, She's been wrecked more than a
demolition derby car. In one thousand, one and eighteen fine films,
including Angelo White is a hot doctor that cures her
patient's a rectile dysfunction. Oh, that's nice of her. She

(01:42:54):
was also in Nailed in Jail Volume one. Busty Roommates
released some sexual ten together. That's a good idea. Also
long Overdue Anal Excavation Volume one, No, it's been too long,
you're excavating your anis long overdue? Greg, she was in
being gay is okay? True? And then who could forget

(01:43:16):
her unforgettable role in Twinkle Twinkle anal star anal that's
a that's Angela White who's forty years old today. And
then I came up with a better title. Yeah, spelunker
her drunkerplunker. Okay, long overdue anal excavation, Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Angela White drunk is forty years old today. Now we
got it. We're kidding. And now's your part of birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Tuesday morning. Look
at what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on
the Woodie Show. We're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more Woodie Show for you.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Next hang on, show back in a bit sensitivity training
for a politically correct world show, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
About your feelings. All right, that's gonna do it. For
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If you missed Fat Chick Skinny Chick, that's on the podcast. Also,

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words of wisdom.

Speaker 15 (01:45:20):
Please, Yes, you and probably everybody else will spend your
entire life wishing everything was as easy as getting fat.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
Yeah, they'll say easy. Don't get discouraged because it's not
like you got fat overnight. So you're not gonna get
skinny overnight. I know, but that's the dream. Yeah, that
is the dream. And also like, okay, so I'm forty
eight years old. I'm not going to spend forty eight years.
I spent forty eight years to get to this point.
Nobody got time for that. All right, Thank you very much,

(01:45:55):
Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the Woodies
Show some of your valuable time. Is morning. You know
we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys could suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day. SMD Doublem. I quit this bitch,