FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 5th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies? The Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning. I'll say it's Wednesday. It
is March the fifth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome.
We are The Woody Show. My name's Woody. That is
Greg Gory. Hi, Gina grad is here. We got Menace.
What's us our social media director. You can find us.
You can follow us at the Woodies Show on Instagram

(01:04):
and Twitter, Facebook, Facebook, dot com, slash the Woody Show.
Basically anywhere you are on social media. You can find
us again at the Woody Show. We got ce Bass,
we got Sammy bort is here. There is Morgan. She
is our associate producer. Von our video producer, is here.
Phones are open for you, our VIP of the morning.
Without you, there'd be no reason for us to be here.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, because they certainly wouldn't be giving us a paycheck
if you weren't here now. But no, thank you for
checking out The Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four Woodie. You can text us over to
two to nine eighty seven. Although there will be a
few less people hanging around after today's show because we
have a round of the Crossroads.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
So when people, you know, we will like hear out
people have constructive criticism, especially people who are like, hey man,
I've been listening for a long time and I always
like the show. But o heay, just this one thing,
I want to give you my two cents. That's fine,
But when you're talking about these people who there's just
no coming back from it. They're so but heard. It's
always over like something really stupid or something you should
have known better. Like we say the top of the show,

(02:05):
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Where's the surprise?
And of all the things that we have done over
the just the last eleven years, Yeah, this is this
most current run of the show. Welcome the last eleven years, Like,
where have you been at now? This is where you're
you know, we've crossed the line right and you're out.
So we have to fire some people. Light in the load.

(02:26):
Spring cleaning, you can call it spring cleaning. We got
that today. Also the trending news headlines. We've got some
of the entertainment stuff. We've got the Birthday's porn of birthday.
All here for you this morning, this Wednesday morning on
the Woody Show. Now this Sunday at two o'clock technically,
but everybody does it before they go to bed. You've
got to spring forward one hour. Clocks are going to

(02:48):
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yay.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, at two am, you quote lose an hour. But
here's an idea.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
One time.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
How about you sleep in the next morning.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah, for the extra hour.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's why it's on a Saturday into Sunday.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
You lose an hour of Sunday still because you slept
that extra hour.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, either way, it's just you sleep exactly this And
this is always my question for people who make a
big deal about this. I just don't see what the.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Big deal is.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Really, it's not there isn't right, So it's one You
mean to tell me you get up exactly the same
time every day, every day of the week, fifty two
weeks a year.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
But people who have little kids who don't adjust the
time changes, people who have soccer games or go to
church at a certain time, or have things to do
on Sunday that's still happening at that time.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, So then if that doesn't work for the next
morning to sleep in the extra hour, you can go
to bed early an hour early Sunday night. Adjust yourself.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay again, assuming that your schedule allows for that, is
all I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
Well, if not sure, let me assume it doesn't work
out for you. Everybody's an adult. Oh wow, yeah, it's
one day you'll live.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
So I saw this whole thing.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
New York Post posts this whole thing about how to
ease into daylight saving time this week.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Is everybody a child, yes, welcome. Have a negative impact
on our sleep wake cycle and disrupt our body's internal clock.
We're sixty minutes. Where there are steps you could take
now to minimize the effect. Sleep experts Sammy advice going
to bed fifteen to twenty minutes earlier and waking up
fifteen to twenty minutes earlier the next day this week

(04:21):
until Sunday to help ease that adjustment. Okay, all right,
and then also make sure to get morning light, the
bright morning light and help boost your cortisol production signaling
that it's time to rise and shine boosting your alertness.
Maintain your maintain your bedtime rituals. So you know they
all this typical stuff like stay off the screens and

(04:41):
don't exercise or eat two or three hours before bedtime. Okay,
definitely want to ask again, like is everybody a child?
Apparently oft the other thing that's going on this time
of the year, we got the spring break. We were
talking about how Miami Beach was setting up all their
regulations again this year because it worked well last year.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Well, we want you to come on down and enjoy
the beach, but.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
At a premium price, at a premium price the early
years exactly, no going to restrict everything.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, and so this is from Expedia. Expedia they were
looking at the surprisingly affordable spring break destinations. So if
you can't go to Miami Beach because they've jacked the
prices up of everything, Expedia recommends booking your getaway three
weeks to a month before your departure because you could
save it up to twenty five percent and you save

(05:32):
a lot by traveling during the week of April twenty eighth,
if you want to note that that date down traveling
the week of because that's that's late for spring breaks whenever.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
The spring break must be over by then for most people.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying that's why it's cheaper,
but it's still technically in spring. It's before the kids
get out of cool. My kid's spring break is the
end of this month, like the twenty first.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh, like the last week of March.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Interesting, so it's before easterns.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Which my wife, knowing your kids schedule their spring break
is probably like two much.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Now they get a they get a week. But according
to Expedia timing key, so book you know those three
weeks prior. Also avoid the holidays Easter, Mother's Day, as
well as the last two Saturdays in March. Expected to
be extremely busy. PoTA Conta is a great place to go,
they say, very very affordable, ConA. I'm sorry to conat

(06:27):
what I say, contat twenty four NonStop routes from the
US and accommodations that can cost as little as twenty
one dollars a night. Damn so very budget friendly.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Orlando travel experts point out that why Orlando will be
busy this spring, there's no shortage of affordable hotels because
there's a just a billion hotels right Paris, France. Now,
you don't often see France and cheap in the same sentence,
but because of the low cost airlines, such as French
b Flights are now as low as three hundred and

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fifty dollars round trip during spring break.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Spring break Paris? They add that hotels tend to be
more expensive, but you can find some for less than
one hundred bucks a night. Incredible Vegas direct flights to
one hundred and seventy two airports across the country, so
that's convenient and budget friendly. And then discounted cruises, the
cheapest ones, typically departing out of Florida.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Well, you love that cruise life.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I do all love it too.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm about it.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm all about that cruise life. And you can always
find last minute especially if you have, you know, no
real obligations with kids and stuff like that, and you
and your partner, you have a few days or whatever, Dude,
you can easily find like some really deep discounted cruise
yeah fairs. Yeah, you know, last minute stuff. So if
you have the time, last minute, like hey we can

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get away next week, just go on Royal Caribbean or
any of those cruise websites and you can find because
they have these rooms, they're just looking to a ton
of deals. Yeah, pretty cool. Then one last thing here, Well,
I got your attention. The owners of this seven month
old dog, this Bernie's Mountain Dog, noticed that she was
throwing up and had a swollen stomach. Oh, and so

(08:12):
they took her to the vet. Doctors found that her
her stomach was full. There were a large variety of
items in there, including twenty four socks. What wire dogs?
So and you thought you thought your dryer ate a
lot of really going on. So the vets they did
two different procedures and they got all the things that

(08:35):
she had swallowed out of there. But twenty four socks.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
We're in there they eat and more socks.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
I don't get it.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Oh I knew a dog that ate rocks. Oh yeah, batteries,
I told you so. Our dog dicks.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
She will eat poop, but it's not all the time
when she was like little, when she's a puppy, definitely.
But she ate the the leather cover off of a baseball.
We didn't know she had this thing. She was like
hiding this thing, and I got in the yard and
so she would go out there in the yard just
kind of hang out and work on it. And then
she swallowed the entire leather cover of the baseball.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Wow, and it looked like Benny from the Sandla after
when he hits it and he smashes that part of
the yeah, because it's.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Just all the Yeah. And then and then she ate
a pair of my wife's underwear.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
That's right, Yeah, underwear.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
They love chick underwear. They don't mess with mine or
my son's underwear. But if my daughter or my wife
leave a pair of underwear, like on the floor, even
if it's clean, your dog's are lesbian.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, we call her the panty ound.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Anyway, so we had to get her to the vet
and then make her puke yep. Oh man, yeah, she
baseball covers and panties.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
My dogs they'll rush to everything that falls on the
ground like they're going to eat it. But they're very
picky on what they'll eat. Really, so I don't have
any issues with that.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, okay, So they'll eat pretty much any.

Speaker 9 (09:54):
Food, yeah, not just random stuff, not random stuff. On
straight to it like they're gonna eat it. But then
they they take a sniff test and they say no.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, they did chew up. What was that newle posts?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Right, they get there, Yeah, like the railing stairs. Yeah,
but that was when there were babies. They're fine. Was
that ever fixed, Menace? Yeah, it was, it was.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
It was like a couple of years later though.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh yeah, it took them forever.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Fixed, first week in the house, they chew up the railing.
Two years later you finally got it fixed.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
All right.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Well, phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
You can set us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Well, take a break. We got to
Moorwoody Show coming up for you next, hang on, do
you a bit?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
What do you show?

Speaker 9 (10:40):
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(11:01):
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In the meantime, keeping joined the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
You made it and just in time, The Woody Show
is back and we are into another new hour, Insensitivity
Training for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's
March the fifth. Yeah, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
My name is Whatody.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
That's great gory. Yeah, high Wood Menace is here. We've
got Gena grad Hi, Sammy ce maass Morgan taking your
calls at eight seven seven forty four. WI, you can't
hit us. Some of the text over to two two
nine eight seven. So we got the crossroads coming up
for you this hour. As much as you know, we

(11:47):
bend over backwards trying to please everybody all the time.
That nice. Oh, we respond to your most insignificant problem then, yeah, or.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Issue that you wanted to oh wait, weird question.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
We focus on the people who are having a good
time and then the people who you just can't make happy.
You got to move on from you know, you got
to go. Yeah, we're not going to a couple's counseling
over this relationship. Some people will say, the show is
you know, you get what you pay for, right, Yeah,
you really do.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah. Free and if we're having a good time.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
That's all that matters. And you're here to enjoy it
with us, and that's what matters. But we appreciate it.
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(12:38):
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wanted that, you know. Another reminder about the about the website,

(12:58):
there was an OnlyFans model in the news. She has
been known to brag a lot online about how much
money she has, including twenty million dollars in crypto, so
naturally some people try to rob her. Of course, the
robber showed up to her house in the middle of
the night. They yanked her out of bed, They pistol
whipped her and then demanded that she hand over the crypto.
Oh no, but instead of calling nine to one one,

(13:18):
she grabbed her phone and posted on Twitter or ex whatever,
saying quote, I am being robbed at gunpoint. Now that's
when you post, yeah, I'm being robbed at gunpoint. And
then she said, hey, I'll give you the crypto. And
then she led the robbers to where her husband was.
He had seen the post was waiting for them with
a gun. As soon as they entered the room, he

(13:40):
fired some shots. They took off running. The only fans
Chick taken to the hospital. Well, I'm sure she filmed
her new content for her page, took things from around
the er and stuffed them up herself or something. You
got to keep that content going, for sure.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
Yeah, but it sounds like she did the right thing
because the cops would have taken longer.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Her husband was right there.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
I guess it worked out.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Why text him directly?

Speaker 10 (14:02):
What you can tell when you can put it out there,
and knowing your husband on X write that second set
it up. I think she might have set it up.
That's why I'm not mentioning her name. I'm not mentioning
who she is. It sounds like something maybe for publicity.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, you're right, because you just text your husband.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Because then I read something about how she has like
a sale on her only fans uh subscription.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's just a coincidence, right, right.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Anything to promote that? And why wouldn't you call nine
one one if you just got pistol whipped a gunpoint?
Like why why?

Speaker 5 (14:36):
I was kind of thinking like if the robbers are
coming in the room with her and he just starts firing,
like he would be firing at his wife too in risking.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
But how would how would you miss like you're you're
that close like a bedroom, you didn't get one of
these guys, you know.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, And and if okay, so if it was set up,
did the husband use his own gun to smash her
in the face with oh that's a thing, well, yeah,
because she had to go to the hospital for you.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Don't think there was robbers at all?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, okay, I see, I think it's only fans, correct.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Right, But I thought that like they had friends come in.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't know why I was thinking they still went
through with the whole thing choreography.

Speaker 11 (15:24):
Yeah, there's a good reason because almost everyone has some
kind of doorbell camera show running away. If you're an
only fans mile, you don't get smashed in the face
with a piece of steel. That's your money maker, well.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
One of your money makes I don't think that might
your money She was pistol whipped.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
You really gotta sell it though, or they a pistol
whipper in the shoulder? Is it alleged fight with the husband?
And then this is how we're gonna turn it around.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, I don't know. Let me subscribe and find out.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
So this is this is just another way I guess
for her to to brag about her twenty million in crypto.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, seems dumb, right, let's just.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Keep ragging about how much money I keep.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Talking about it. But also, how do you rob crypto?

Speaker 11 (16:05):
You? Well, no, it's pretty simple. All you have to
do is you you know what whatever type of cryptocryptocurrency
she has, and you have you make her transfer it
to your wallet at that point, Yeah, Greg, can you
explain that process?

Speaker 7 (16:16):
I still don't even get what crypto is, but.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Then we know whose wallet it went to.

Speaker 11 (16:21):
Right, And that's when that's when you have to get
into laundering and all all kinds of other.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Stuff because people that really don't know anything about crypto,
they go, oh, you know, it's for drug dealers and
you know, undesirable people, and it's just like every every
it is true. I mean, those are the people that
are really into it. But it is all trackable, you know,
So like you have these guys that like steal millions
of dollars and then eventually they do get caught because

(16:47):
you can track it.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I thought, and correct me if I'm wrong. I'm pretty
sure Greg's gonna say the same thing. I thought.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Part of the appeal of it was that it wasn't
not like that could use it for nefarious purposes.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
That's the blockchain, right, Like there's always a record, it's
been right.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
So what people do is they'll then put into recombinators.
So like it's it's like money, it's like money laundering.
You then's there you can find if you want to
do if you want to go down this road, you
find someone on probably the dark web dark and you
send them that crypto from your whatever you know, may
be a temporary wallet, you have that for the theft,

(17:23):
you send it to them and then for our fee.
Just like with regular money laundering, they do all these
micro transaction crypto laundering right exactly, it's the same same principle.
But again it says get it's still trackable. It's it's
more appealing for like people who are international and they
know that that that you know, the US candidate e
CE aren't going to come find them.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
The early days weren't trackable, and like that's the was
the whole mining for crypto kind of.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, you could pay a man, wasn't you know you
could pay a hit man with something that you can
use it on cryptocurrency?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
It wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't. It was.

Speaker 11 (17:53):
It's always been trackable, but we didn't have the infrastructure, like, oh,
they didn't understand it from there, and the government's ad
now they're fully the comblow and capacitor totally.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
With all that mining.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
But along those same lines, I always think the same
thing then is when you have cases of stolen credit
cards or people ordering packages just go to where they're
shipping the package to.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
It seems pretty damn You have to have people that care, right,
Like how about that? How about that situation Greg where
you knew right where someone was going to show up,
but there was a Walmart or.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Walmart, they bought it, they took they whatever, cloned Mario's
debit card, bought a TV on Walmart dot com and
then they had a four o'clock appointment to come pick
it up. We knew exactly when and where they were
going to be, and the cops said, yeah, there's nothing
we can do about it.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
At that point.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
They're going to be there at four o'clock today with
a stolen debit.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Card and handcuff you know, the cops. You're supposed to
be handcuffing bad guys.

Speaker 11 (18:45):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
And that was way before they lowered it in certain areas.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, for sure. The amount of money.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
That's back when crime was still illegal.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, hey, speaking of guns, and thank god bored just
found themselves a new apartment to move to, because this
could have very easily been him. I kind of feel
like he was getting to that point. We always think
he's going to burn the radio station down or something.
But this guy in Indianapolis was shot and killed over
some loud music. The cops they around, they found in
this guy. He was lying in the street. They took

(19:15):
him to the hospital. He ended up dying. And it
all started over a beef with a neighbor over loud music.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
I kind of get it.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
As of this morning, no arrests have been made the
cops are investigating. But Bord has had the neighbor from
hell living upstairs from him, and it's just been going
on and on to the point where it's like they
pulled the ripcord they had to get the hell out
of among other issues with the building. But Bord always
seems to live in places where crazy things happen. Like
how many times did the last place or this place
that someone was stealing the water the main water lying

(19:44):
into the building. Let's take it because it was copper.
Last Place twice twice, so the whole building would be
without water for at least a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (19:52):
Yeah, they cut in the middle of the night and
then they would run off with it or put in
their car and drive away. And yeah, that happened twice
in six months. And then this guy. It's been a
year and a half of just constant chaos, dealing with
a crazy person coming home in the middle of the day,
yelling and screaming on the phone, demanding money out of people,
blasting music for ten minutes and then we'll turn down
and blast music.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
He has a new thing.

Speaker 12 (20:12):
He has an ab crunch machine because he's meg out
of weight, so when he uses it. He actually bounces
on the floor and actually starts rocking the entire building.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 12 (20:22):
He's literally complained over the last year and a half
to the resident manager, property manager, leasing manager, police, everybody,
and the guy still believes it's not him. And the
last time I tried to go talk to him, he
was pretty much telling me to come inside his apartment
and tell him it's allowed.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, yeah, catch up.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Please please step inside my apartment so I can claim
that you came and attacked me.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yes, while he's shirtless, looking all sweaty and agro a,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, that's gonna be a good idea. This is why
you don't live in the hood, right, He's so desperate
to get away from this guy. He's moving a place.
Like even at the time that we come in, he's
still got what did you say, like a forty five minute.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah it's forty five minutes, but hour drive. Man. It's
nice though. It's quiet, Yeah, he said like seven o'clock.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
They were down there last night at the new place,
and he said that it was like seven pm and
it was silent. Oh that sounds good for good. Hopefully
stay that way, I hope so God. Yeah, yeah, eight
seven seven forty four. Woody is the number to call
this morning. Text us check in over to two to
nine eight seven if you'd like. We're gonna take a break,

(21:24):
then we'll come back. I've got some people who have
been writing to the radio station, to us directly at
the Woody Show email or to that station feedback email
about their gripes, their complaints, and we're gonna send these
people to the crossroads. Unfortunately, we're gonna have to break up.
We're gonna have to fire a couple of listeners. Although
most of the time they say they're not listening anymore anyway,

(21:44):
and this is wine, but it's always fun to see
the ridiculus stuff they complain about. Where they've drawn the
line and quit the show.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Is their letter of resignation, is their letter of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
They've made their announcements. I am leaving, I will no
longer be listening.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
You'll miss me. You'll see this is no.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
People are stupid.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
It drives you crazy sometimes.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
And you can't even get angry about it because some of.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
The stuff is just so dumb. Some of the stuff
is just half listening. And we get people all.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
The time hitting us up on the email email at
the Woodieshow dot com or on one of the social
media pages. My favorite still, like I mentioned, are the
ones that come into the station feedback email. So okay,
if you go to the radio station website and any website,
you'll see contact us and whatever that email is, it
gets sent to program director. Sometimes the promotions director is

(22:37):
sometimes is mostly people, Hey, I want a prize and
I'm looking for an update on this, and sometimes it's
programming stuff, so people who are on the air. So
all these people get copied on this stuff. So they
think that they're narking us out on these different things
they've half heard or heard and took issue with and
say they are no longer listening to the Woodie Show.
And that's where we meet people at the crossroads. All right,

(23:14):
This first one is from that station feedback email. It's
from Kate. Subject so pedophilia is celebrated. Now, Oh I
didn't realize that, all right, reply requested. Yes, that's the
other question from them. Anybody would want to take a guess, like,
what could she possibly be emailing about? Judge my baby? Done?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Judge my baby.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Sammy's defensive diddy.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh yeah, I'm going to be a tattletale here. Are
you aware that the Woodie Show Morning Show took the
better part of an hour playing songs about pedophilia and
other illegal, gross things?

Speaker 13 (23:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I forgot about that one. It was that whole topic
like songs that didn't age well, right.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
Because the whole premise was, Hey, this is this is great,
we support it.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Right.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
They laughed, played the songs, made fun of how inappropriate
they are, correct, and then they chose their seven favorites. No,
we chose the worst offenders.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Oh, this is somebody's hearing what they wanted exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
That's what I was saying. Half what is wrong with them?
There wasn't one person in charge that could have stopped this.
In case you need them for your records, I noted
most but not all. They played snippets from and discussed
Into the Night by Ben and madronas Stray Cat Blues
by the Rolling Stones, seventeen by Winger, Jailbait by Ted Nugent?

(24:35):
Where was the main manager of on air content during
this hour? Just so you know, As of August twenty
twenty four, there were seven hundred and ninety five thousand,
sixty six registered sex offenders in the United States.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
This is a.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Serious problem, not a fun segment.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
For a radio show, and our main manager of that
got fired.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
With everybody else, I expect the response from an adult
in charge with an explanation on how and why the
ball was dropped and how this content ended up on
the air. That's from Kate.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Lost.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Kate. Oh no, no, Kate is not getting Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, talk about half her and then she has issue
with us and then said we made fun of how
inappropriate they are.

Speaker 11 (25:21):
That's exactly right, which is it as a person with
like low analyzation.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, Also it just sounds like it hits home.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
And then the project.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Brig it.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Sure, but I don't think there is an adult in charge.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
No, that's true, said they got fired. Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
This another one station feedback from Becca subject misinformation spreaders.
Replied requested, yes, all right, She says, I was extremely
disappointed to hear the misinformation being spread on your morning show,
which is called The Woody Show. Well, thank god you
mentioned that, because there's a bit of figure it out.
The female host, Gina, was doing a skit called grad School,

(26:04):
and her entire spiel was about just bashing multi level
marketing companies and calling people who work for them quote stupid.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
I was waiting for one of these all you got
one finally, it took long enough.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
First of all, Missy, you sound pretty uninformed and uneducated.
I'd love to see your resume and how much you
make at your little radio job. Okay, I have worked
for a very successful company for the past four years.
It is no way a pyramid scheme. It's called network marketing.
But outsiders never understand, so I shouldn't be surprised that

(26:39):
this Gina woman and the rest of the idiots that
surround her can't grasp the idea. You're just jealous that
you have to work for a big corporation to pay
your bills while others like me are getting wealthy working
for ourselves.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Poor you.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Just because you have microphones in front of you doesn't
mean that you're always qualified to talk into them.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Please educate yourselves and stop the spread of misinformation. It's
not a good look.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
This is so great because I listened to a bunch
of well one particular, but I've heard all the episodes
of an anti MLM podcast called Life After MLM, and
everything she says is right out of the textbook of
how you're supposed to there you go get back at people.
And by the way, network marketing is a business model
where people sell products or services and recruit others to
sell as well.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's also known as multi level marketing.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
And we've lost Becca the bottom.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
That is right out of the textbook of how they
clap back.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, well thanks a lot, Gina, thanks, oh my pleasure.

Speaker 11 (27:39):
So they not so they've changed, they've changed them. It's
not pyramids game, it's not multi level marketing, it's not.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Network marketing and marketing. And these are people.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
These are people the experts, not me experts that now,
as I understand it to be, if you're going to
be involved in this, you're either going to get rich
by screwing everyone else or you're gonna get screwed and
you're going to be left in the rat So she
must be at the top of the pyramid. Allegedly, she
must be at the top of the pyramid.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Next one, This is sent to our email what do
you show? Email email at the woodieshow dot com. It's
from Reuben, subject all out. I hate that I even
have to write this email. I've been listening to the
Woody show for a number of years now, but I'm
afraid I have to be all out and not completely

(28:28):
by choice.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Interesting, he forced, I'm intrigued.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I drive my kid to school every morning and would
always have The Woody Show on. But ever since the
show did a butt plug giveaway, which I thought was funny,
but the word butt plug being mentioned as often as
it was through the week, my four year old son
caught on and started saying butt plug over and over,
which my wife and I tried to get a handle on.

(28:52):
But he said it at school and got in trouble.
We had a parent teacher meeting and everything. My wife
is upset and it's put the blame on me, and
she has let me know that I can no longer
listen to the Woodies Show. Thanks for the years of entertainment,
and I hate that it's ended this way.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
There's the podcast that is that's from It's not allowed.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
It's not allowed a man, I wouldn't listen to the
show with a four year old.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
We've been.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Sorry, Ruben.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
It sounds like you might need to sack up a
little bit though, or yeah, my wife does not have
well now she will, yeah, but for the for many
years she would never have the show on when she
was driving the kids to school.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah that that seems like a bad, bad choice.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Not good. Yeah, all right, another one here? What do
you show crossroads?

Speaker 9 (29:49):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Station feedback? So trying to nark us out subject?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Shame on you.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
This is from Cooper Cooper, that's named Cooper the Coops
replied request, Yes, who is running the ship over there?
There have been some very disturbing comments made under the
guise of entertainment and comedy on The Woody Show that
need to be one brought to your attention, and two
met with swift and harsh consequences. The segment I'm referring

(30:17):
to there were comments made about Amy Schumer. One of
the hosts said, quote, she may have an eating disorder,
but that still doesn't make it attractive, and another said,
she is certainly not hot enough to just get away
with lying there during sex at menis on Instagram. I
wish you could have seen the look of disgust on
my face. Then a few weeks later, the Woody Morning
Program was talking about a large woman of color who

(30:39):
has denied a ride share because of her size, and
one of the hosts said, quote, she doesn't need a lift.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
She needs a fork lift.

Speaker 11 (30:46):
Hew.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
And when the.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Racist host was informed that this plus sized woman of
color was a rapper, the comment was a rapper, a
McDonald's rapper, and let's put some respect on Dank Demos's name.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
I'm sure there were more comments, but I quickly shut
the radio off and I never, and I mean never
will be listening again. What I heard was disgusting. This
is not the eighties. All bodies are beautiful, and there
is never a reason to criticize a person of color,
especially a woman, and certainly not publicly. That's from Cooper.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
All bodies are beautiful.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Really, I will argue that there, did you hear Dave Wait?

Speaker 5 (31:31):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
What was the name?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Dave Blunts?

Speaker 9 (31:34):
That's the other that's the guy, the coltrapper, right, Yeah,
that they might do a tour together.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Oh boy wow.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
And by the way, I take him off, she has
a sub nickname, Yeah, big dank Osama.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
That's pretty clearly. All right, I'll give you one more.
This is into our email. What do you show email
at the Woody Show from Corene Corene subject menace the
gap tooth troll.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh no, my show. Yeah, And by the way, I do.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Have a sight gap, I'll give you a I want
to get him line. I've been a listener since twenty fourteen,
and aside from running into Sea Bass once while he
was on du i Q duty, I've been a relatively
quiet fan. But now I feel compelled to write in
because I've had about enough of Menace. Not only does
he think he is the absolute ish, he has the

(32:25):
audacity to believe it when he can't even read or
converse better than a fifth grader. And I apologized to
all the fifth graders out there.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
He's clearly obsessed with the show's Reddit page, which only
reinforces how highly he thinks of himself, especially after boasting
about being on twenty seven twenty five radio stations on
Joe Boy's podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
This person has all the references down.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
He's the king of pandering, perpetually concerned that people won't
think quote he's cool or quote in the no I'm
obsessed with being cut to shot six in public cut
to Greg's grievance about how he always has to say, oh, yeah,
that's been around forever or that's been out for a while.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, Menace, we get you're so cool that you knew.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
About this first, beyond being the punch line of segments
and completely killing the conversation whenever he chimes in. I
have no idea what Menace actually contributes. By the way, Menace,
I'll save you the trouble and just give you my
address so you can send me a photo of my house.
You think I'm afraid of someone who can't even do
a single squat, I'm five four a woman, and I
can lift more than you. At the end of the day,

(33:23):
Menace lucked out hard for decades. Honestly, the fact that
he has made it this far should be an inspiration
for everyone. Shout out to Woody for making that DEI
high or truly generous of you. Me love that's from Coreen. Ps,
please stop yelling in your commercials, or, better yet, stop
doing them altogether. I already hear enough of you during
the show. I don't need to listen to you stumbling
over your fat tongue and shouting about some meet up.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
She does she have a specific problem. I don't know here.
I don't know what happened, all right, more Woody Show's
coming up show Back the Bitch.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Is well. Rest in peace to a burger king legend
in Minnesota. His name is Jerry Parkin and he died recently.
He was ninety one years old.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Oh, and he used to meet up with the same
group of friends at the same Burger King every morning
they meet for coffee. He had his ninetieth birthday there.
He even asked for chicken nuggets and a shake for
his last meal. And to honor him, a group of
the Burger King employees had his name engraved into his

(34:44):
favorite chair, which.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Is one of Greg's dreams to have his name on
a bench. Greg Gardy got that, that's right. Did you
tell him about that?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
How did he never see this?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
What? Wait, are you not following my social media? What
bench plaque?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
That?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
And say let me finish? Yeah, yeah, find the picture.
Find the picture for greges this this ninety one year
old guy dies. The Burger King employees they had his
name engraved into his favorite chair from the restaurant, the
same when he sat in every day. That's pretty damnse
And they showed up to the funeral with it. And
here here is the family talking about it on the

(35:23):
local news.

Speaker 13 (35:24):
Someone came into the kitchen at church and and said,
the whole crew of Burger King is here and they
brought a chair. It was filled with joy and just
wanted to start bawling at the same time.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
It was just.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
It was something else.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I hope they put the chair back in the burger.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Okay, the chair is going to be kept in the
dining room as a tribute to him.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
So they brought it to the funeral to let them
see it, and then they bring.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
It at the Burger King.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, that's that's that's kind of right. That's very no.
I roll there cry. I know, I kind of got no.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Do you want to tell Greg about the that he has?

Speaker 11 (36:03):
His name was just texted to you, Greight. But Greg
does say that he always want my name on a bench.
I think this came out for We're talking about the
Ricky Gervais show After Life, and I thought, you know,
I file things away for Greg.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I think he just got the photo. Is this real?
It's completely on thousands the way the tray of Costco
cinnamon rolls.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Are you guys about to have sex?

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Says Greg gorgiasms here, this is so funny. So ay,
and I got a I texted it to you like
months ago.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I know I didn't.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Yeah, summer so It's a beautiful bench on a beautiful
beach in the city of Newport Beach, California, and these
black plaque reads R I P.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Greg Glory.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
He always wanted his name on a bench and he
got like an.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Actual little plaque made up.

Speaker 11 (36:52):
Some time because the super beach, by the way, that's
the inspiration for like irrelevant arrested development. That's right, that's
if you're looking for context. It's story Richie Richardson, very nice,
pretty pristine's usually like Greg.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
You know, every city should be every mayor of every
town and the whole world needs to men the mandatory
bases go there and it be that.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
And the plaque looks out on like the bay or whatever.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Thank you bench, Greg, That is so thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Unless some loser took it down, hope not.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Did you ever think in a million years you'd say
the word thank you, Sea beast.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
I always say thinking thank you for the cinemon.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, that's huge.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
You found the cinnamon roles. That was they were They
were kind of said they were seasonal, right right. There
were only like three or four of the pans there,
and I made sure to grab one in here for
Greg's return after his brother's funeral. He had gone to
the Costco and they told him at that time, but
I wouldn't have this. Now they're seasonal because we all
know how cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Nobody wants them off season.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah, well look at that. Your name is that inredible?
And what a day? Costco? What is going on?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
I know I love it on our Instagram. At the
water Show, Yeah, you check it out on Instagram right
now at the Woody Show. I think there's some snannigans
going on.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
The Woody Show is back.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It's March
the fifth, Yeah, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
On What Eat?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
That's great gory, good morning, Menace is writing what is up?
Woody grad dig it into uh Costco cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Rollo, good morning?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh good.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
About three quarters of the way through. One's so amazing.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Into one.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
It's the best food ever made. Yeah, in the history
of mam.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I would eat it, but I would just fall asleep
right now.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I'll have to do it later. We're going to do
a round of the of the news here, but Jane
is very busy with you. We'll do it in the
next second.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
All right yet diabetes, manus, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
No?

Speaker 9 (38:49):
Well, I mean if I eat something like that, I
would definitely go see. Is that diabetes? I believe my
doctor says that I'll have.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
That happens to me too, Like if I have too
much sugar, it makes me.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Tired sleep it's the sugar crash after right, the first
time hearing of this menace, if you ate some cinnamon roll,
you would all sleep.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Well, I'm already kind of tired. But it's like, I
don't know, it's not something new, It's just something I
would push through before, but now it's just not.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
A good idea.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Sea Mass, Sammy, we got to Morgan taking your calls
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, send your text over
too to nine eight seven. Well, how much did you
eat Yesterdayuse Menace was in New York City yesterday? Oh yeah,
he was at that Taco Bell Live Moss Live event.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah. I saw just a couple of videos, but I
didn't see what the actual items were.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
Oh yeah, So I have a total recap on our
Instagram right now, a mega cut of all thirty items
that they either you know they're dropping in twenty twenty five.
If you're a big Taco Bell fan, definitely go to
at the Woody Show on Instagram and watch the video.
But yeah, they had they launched this thing called the Casco,
the Caso Crisp Taco, which is one all cheese, So

(40:00):
the items inside our cheese and the shell itself is
all cheese.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Son's delicious.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
But the thing where you have a pan on the
stove and you just sprinkle cheese, it hardens and then
it becomes so clearly those are made in advance. They're
not making those. They're like, they're not crisping those up fresh. Yeah,
I'm trying to taste fresh.

Speaker 9 (40:26):
Yeah, it was really really good and some you know,
something like for Bort who's like a vegetarian, Yeah, he's
gonna love this taco really good. But then the mega
thing that people were really excited for it was actually
a drink. Because everybody h is obsessed with Baja Blast
if he's if you're a Taco Bell lover, you love
Baha Blasts. For the very first time, they're making their

(40:48):
a new flavor and it's called Blast Midnight, and it's
going to have passion fruit flavors.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Inside of it.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
It's gonna be really good okay, And then they had
you know, I love shouting out Uba. They have an
ube strawberry cookie that is awesome. Let's give him the men.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
What is uba again?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Purple yam.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
It's like the.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Purple It's so good and healthy because it's a yam.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
I think the kids are gonna love is this? Uh
they still love flaming hot cheetos?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Right yeah?

Speaker 9 (41:18):
So yeah, the flaming hot burrito. There's basically the beefy
gordita crunch burrito, but now it's gonna be uh, flaming hot.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
So good? Is this real? The bite sized taco salad.

Speaker 9 (41:33):
So that was something that was pitched. So you know,
if you watch the video, there's like the second half
of the video. So it's all the items that they're
gonna put out and then they go, what do you
feel about this item? So they give you about another
ten and they kind of we went.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
To the Taco Bell test kitchen. What do you think
they they gave us a bunch of different things that
they were thinking about. Yeah, focus, grip, Yeah, they're waiting
for audience reaction on it. And so they did recognize
I acknowledge some thing that I got to try it.
Last year was the Baja Blast pie, which I loved.
It was my favorite item, and they go, you know what,

(42:08):
we kind of messed up by just like letting you
try that because that was everybody's favorite item, and then
they didn't even release it. So now they say possibly
in November they might release that anything.

Speaker 11 (42:23):
No, no, no, this is a here's one fears that
a little. What do you think about a Mexican pizza
and panada?

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Oh that looked awesome.

Speaker 11 (42:31):
Basically you take the Mexican pizza stuff in it a
deep fried that sucker. It's that's my biggest problem with
the Mexican pizza.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
That falls apart. Yeah yeah, all right, yeah I eat
that for sure. Yeah do it. Here's another thing.

Speaker 9 (42:45):
You know, how like everybody has like their own hacks on,
like how they want something made. I talk about, oh
you got to try it. This way, dude, is the best. Well,
if you make it in the app, you can share
it to your friend and then they can just order
it from the app. I know it's an app. Greg
might be upset with that, but you could have like
you could have like the the Woody style burrito and

(43:06):
then just share it to your friend and they can
just order.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
So it's a custom order.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
God, the people there must hate that. Yeah, like if
you're working there, that was always the worst grill orders.
I want a burger, but I don't want this, but
I want extra this and like the at least it's
already like printed out for it.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah, you're not verbally to understand how to do it. Yeah,
if you're not the person who has to.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Do it, it's great. All good.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, I think I'm going to bring back the seven
layer burrito.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Well they did talk about that, which fremnous people who
don't know is the what is h Well, the one
item that I love is the four alarm double decker
taco dis continue in nineteen ninety seven, which unfortunately they
did not talk about this event.

Speaker 9 (43:45):
But yeah, the the seven later, the seven layer they
said might be coming back to the menu. Also the
beefy cheesy burrito that I absolutely love. Yeah, they're saying
like a lot of these throwbacks might be available soon.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Okay, so exciting.

Speaker 9 (44:03):
But yeah, just go to our instagram at the Woody
Show and watch the video and you'll see all the items.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
That's glorious.

Speaker 9 (44:08):
This a good size too, and and the Live Moss Cafe.
So they so, you know, like in certain regions of
the country, Dutch ros is super popular. So people are
trying to do their own spin offs like McDonald's did
with Cosmics, McCafe cafes no nos like its own offshoot. Yeah,

(44:30):
its own like coffee shop. Well, they have the Live
Moss Cafe and they're starting to open up across the
country and they announced that they're going to have even more.
They have over thirty plus items at these cafes and
it looks drinks so good, drinks, coffee drinks, coffee drinks,
drinks and all kind of stuff. Yeah, with sprits, alright, spritzers.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Recap from the Live Moss. What's the Live Moss Live Events,
Live Moss Live. It's peck your one.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
It's awesome, all right.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Well, if you want to see the recap video, it's
on our Instagram. At the Woody show Boys, Demon Funny
Shrinks and Gina Grad He's gonna tell us about the
trending news headlines this morning.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Yes, President Trump gave a congressional speech last night that
went nearly an hour and forty minutes. Here are some
of the big takeaways from the speech, he defended his
new tariffs on other countries, saying they'll help American workers
and because what he loves talking about eggs. He can't
get over it.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
He talks about it.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, I know, eggs, this eggs that well.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Trump blamed the Biden administration for high prices, especially those
darn eggs, and he at all.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I mean the bird flu broke out during that time. Yeah,
I don't know if you can miss Can you blame
like an administration for that, blame.

Speaker 9 (45:51):
For anything they were trying to blame that they had
to extinguish probably one hundred thousand chickens or more athletic happened.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
You have to do that.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
That's how you contain it.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah. Yeah, So like, I don't know if you can
blame now an administration on that.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Buzz I said they blame Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
That's that's the prime bad weather.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Here's another question I.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Have, Like, is it it's the State of the Union, right,
it's not.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
If this is confusing, it's better at explaining it. I
actually wrote it down here.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Definitely not could at explaining it. But when when I
heard State of the Union, I thought, no, it's not
and it definitely was not because it's only been office
several weeks. This was just a joint address to Congress.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Yeah, I wrote this down.

Speaker 8 (46:31):
I can't get a straight answer, by the way, I've
googled it a thousand times.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
But this is the closest I got.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Don't they have their own address?

Speaker 8 (46:38):
Hey, a State of the Union address address is typically
given after the president has been in office for about
a year. It's not a hard deadline, but the Constitution
requires the president to update Congress on the state of
the Union from time to time.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
So that's pretty much what that I.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Thought was saying January. Whoever was there, it's just, hey,
here's where the country's at. Essentially, that's what it was,
no matter how long you've been that you got there yesterday.
Well here's what's going on the country.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
Well yeah, but he kind of fast fast tracked it
because it instead of this is what I've done all year,
it's this is what I've done in six.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Weeks, right, right.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
So he also attacked Joe Biden, calling him the worst
president in history. He also faced protests from Democratic lawmakers.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Oh do you see Rep. Al Green from Texas got
up with his cane. He had to be removed from
the chamber.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
That was a congressman. Yeah, oh wow, a guy. Why
can't you be both?

Speaker 8 (47:25):
Trump praised elon musk work and cutting government jobs and
spending his dough just cut thousands of government.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Jobs, and the speech showed how divided the.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
Country as Democrats held up their signs that said false
and must feel Yeah, the little like auction, like silent auction.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Fan tex.

Speaker 11 (47:42):
Don't hold up signs anywhere in public. You're gonna get
your photo taken because they will be photoshopped instantly.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
I loved.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah, anything that's on your sign Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Others walked out.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
Finally, Trump discussed ending the war in Ukraine, mentioning tensions
with President Zelensky and suggesting it's time to stop the conflict.
He added, if you want to end wars, you have
to talk to both sides.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
I thought we're geting minerals from them.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Apparently they're going to sign that deal.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Well overall this speech, yeah, if you.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Because I guess uh. Zelenski sent a letter yeah to
Biden or to Biden to Trump, saying that he's willing
to negotiate and willing to sit down and find peace
and so let's do that at your earliest convenience.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, and willing to sign this mineral deal.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
You know all they need costco cinnamon rolls.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, and that'll bring everybody, literally everybody.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
To the table.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
I'm not even kidding, that's the answer.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah, because hoppy to be mad, you can't.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
I did detect a hint of like cream cheese in
the frosting.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Yeah, so helpful.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
But overall speech was very partisan. Had the country's a
big old political divide on display.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
So yeah, very raucous.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Yeah, speaking of racus. That major cross country storm that.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Brought crazy weather to south the South yesterday that's now
moving east in Irvine, Texas and e F one tornado
had winds up to one hundred and ten miles an
hour four five thirty am. The tornado damaged trees, an
apartment complexes.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
There are duildings. Oh so many.

Speaker 8 (49:06):
Four hundred thousand customers left without power across Texas and Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Today that severe weather is going to reach the east coast.

Speaker 8 (49:15):
And don't forget there's always a little sprinkle flash flooding
as well.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Somebody said, uh, you don't extinguish the entire coop. You
kill the infected, uh, you know, chicken, and then you
segregate the rest. Those ones are infected, you send them
to the urgent care.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, farms know how to do it.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Yeah, well don't you know how to do it? You
guys had baby chickens in here.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
They were sick.

Speaker 11 (49:40):
Oh, guy, speaking of which I'm going to uh, I'm
going to hide a secret illegal raspberry bush.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Ooh, A little lower steaks.

Speaker 11 (49:49):
That was really talk about raspberries and how they go bad.
It is like, well, what if we had our own
raspberry that delights on the porch out here? We got
those stupid vines that no one ever cares. Yeah, no
one uses our porch. No one out there.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Like, yeah, I had weight equipment out there for quite
some time, says some douchebag.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I mean to throw it.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Away, But are you going to cross pollinate them?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I guess some raspberry bushes beautiful?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Wait to go picking with you? This guy always comes a.

Speaker 11 (50:13):
Project, Yeah, secret project, sorry that I want to like
homestead and make us resistant to the off OTG.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Yeah, and not dependent on big grocery store.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
And it would be nice. It'd be nice if when
I went out there to cry at time to time.
There's some raspberries, just not on criat.

Speaker 8 (50:30):
Okay, So the I r S might lose up to
half of its workforce as part of Trump's plan to
shrink the government. This big reduction could involve firing a
bunch more workers, encouraging others to quit, not replacing those
who leave. Some new employees have already lost their jobs,
and we talked about how the government is offering money
to workers who agree to quit. Plus some I r
S workers might be reassigned to help the immigration enforcement issue.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Former i r S.

Speaker 8 (50:55):
Leaders say these changes could put a kink in their
ability to function properly.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
What do you mean function properly?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Going gangbusters?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Has the I r S ever been easy to deal with?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
And also like as a as a sizler, I'm okay
with that.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I know, I was saying because I keep seeing the
story pop up and this is one of those things
I find it hard to have any kind of sympathy. Yeah,
these are people, man, They put people through the ringer
on these audits exactly, not to mention the idea and
how much tax you pay to begin with. It's like,
I don't know how many. You know, I know these
are people and they have yeah and everything else, but

(51:32):
I find it hard to have sympathy for the idea
of the I R s being gutted in any way.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Well, and that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
It's like you hear about these shell companies and these
multi multi billionaires, and they're coming after me, like five
years later, I did something.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I made a mistake, and like.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
What, what's the problem, Like, I'm not your problem, so
I'm kind of with you.

Speaker 8 (51:52):
Well, Lebron James just reached a huge milestone and what
he is over the moon. He became the first NBA
player ever to score fifty thousand points, and that's when
you add up his regular season and playoff. This happened
during last night's game against the Pelicans. Lebron forty years old,
by the way, still playing amazingly well, even though he's
been in the NBA for twenty two years, and he's

(52:16):
way ahead of the other players scoring. The next active
closest player Phoenix SunStar Kevin Durant at thirty five two
hundred and twenty five combined points loser and right on
his heels, though not active Hall of Famer center Kareem
Abdul Jabbar forty four one hundred and forty nine combined points.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Technically he's second.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
You got a fib too, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh,
poor guy. There's just such a dick though.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
There's so many stories in these examples of what a
douchebaggy is really.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Well everything about him.

Speaker 11 (52:47):
Yeah, well then there's you can go online to find,
you know, categorized list. But he's just completely unlikable. He
tried to be Michael Jordan with the whole space jam thing.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
That didn't work.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
He was a point out that he pretended to read
all these like you know, Gandhi books, but he was
always on this first three pages.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Faked a hit crime at his house. Oh yeah, that
that got swept under the rug real fast.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I didn't hear that.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
What was that again?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I forgot? He claimed at one point that somebody spray
painted some awful things on his.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Oh, that's right, and that didn't happen.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
Well, it happened, but the person they could ever find
any kind of evidence whatsoever about who or how or
when I did it, and then it got dropped. The
whole trying to hide his baldness, which I had nothing
to do with.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
He did it. Seems like he may have taken a
trip to Jerkey the.

Speaker 11 (53:30):
Holy like the whole kind of create like he's trying
to make things a thing, like the whole Taco Tuesday
throwing Taco Tuesday throwing chalk in.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
The air for no reason.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
He did make that a thing though.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
Yeah, well again, it's just it's just obnoxious, annoying. Okay,
and I got chalked everywhere at the scoring table.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Great.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
Well.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
The final thing for me was more recently, and I
never really I'm not a huge basketball fan to begin with,
but I've always heard these other stories about him being
a dick. And the one video I just saw recently
was when the kid just wanted, you know, like a
picture or and he was like it. He just totally
berated this kid. Oh yeah, just a young boy.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
Well, you know, taking a photo takes so long. He
probably didn't have an energy. Oh wait, second of your life.

Speaker 8 (54:09):
Well and Doncic are getting along, so most Laker fans
are happy. Well, Eagles running back Saquon Barkley just got
a huge pay raise. He signed a new contract that
makes him the highest paid running back in NFL history.
He got that bag, Oh, he got that bag all
righty six next reason that term twenty million.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Years ago.

Speaker 8 (54:29):
This big paycheck comes after he had an amazing season,
breaking tons of records, ran for over two thousand yards
in the regular season, set a new record for total
yards in a season when you include playoff games. Barkley's
success part of a bigger trend where running backs are
starting to get paid more. In general, this change happening
because the NFL's salary caps going up. Running backs are
becoming more I don't know important.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
They said the position was dead just like two seasons ago,
and now all of a sudden it just cyclic gold.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
It also seems like every week we have focused so
and so became the highest paid, right, yeah, physici.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
That's how keeps blowing up, right exactly, Yeah, and then
deferred money different things. The other thing I thought was
interesting is how Saquon ended up in Philadelphia. Was the
general manager of the Giants refusing to even deal and
get him on, you know, keep him on the team,
and he goes, and then the the upper management of

(55:20):
the owner whatever the Giants was like, man if he
ends up at Philadelphia, and he did, And so there
was such a big level of embarrassment because they were
on hard Knocks right when that went down, and so
now there's no other NFL team. They said that had
such a chilling effect that no other NFL team this
season is going to do hard knocks, and so what

(55:42):
are they doing? Hard knocks will now be focusing on
Bill Belichick and his season at at North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Really, that was the rumor. I think that got shut
down though it should be.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Yeah, I thought for sure that was what was happening.
I thought that we were because there's like it was
such a big deal because he had never agreed to
it when he was in the NFL. They were in talks,
but it fell through. It fell through him scamming on chicks,
and like no other the NFL couldn't get any team
to agree to it.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
No, I that explains why I see a lot of
New York people at Philly games like, oh yeah, the
Barkley fans.

Speaker 9 (56:20):
Yeah, all like I just saw all year long, like
people on the sidelines. I'm like, you're a Philly fan.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
That's odd.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Well that's what's going on, all right, Thank you very much,
Gina grad got it. Don't hit me.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I'm not gonna hit you.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
And take his last and I'm gonna throw him in
the ground.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
This. Yeah, we were just talking about it off the air, but.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
If you watched any of the speech last night, what
was interesting is just how partisan it was, and that
that's the part that was so disappointing to me.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
It's very disheartening, you know.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
And it's it's not like it doesn't it doesn't happen
both ways.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
It definitely goes by the way.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
It certainly does. But I felt bad because there's this
kid there, he's like sixteen or something like that, and
he had brain cancer. Yeah, I think he's like twelve
or thirteen anyway, So they made him like an honorary
Secret Service agent, like he wanted to be a police
officer really bad. It's got this like, you know, passion
for that whole thing. Yeah, and so it was, it

(57:20):
was it was a nice moment. Here he is, he's
a They thought he was going to live, you know,
a very short amount of time, six months or something
like that, and here he is years later, right way,
and like the one side of the house they couldn't
even stand and applaud that, like that was crazy. The
other thing I thought was crazy The same chicks that
you saw on TV last night where those pink like
outfits and stuff were the same women that voted to

(57:42):
block the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act
that would have banned dudes from competing in women's in
girls' sports. And then here's and this is what's crazy
about that this was the one thing that the vast
majority of voters on both sides seemed to agree with. Yeah,
I believe they said they can't even get that done,
so like in the Senate, because I didn't understand, like, well,

(58:04):
how how did that happen? Even if everybody voted along
party lines, which exactly what they did. But in the Senate,
most legislation can be filibustered, meaning that a senator or
a group of senators can delay or block a vote
by extending debate, which is what the Democrats.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Did when they like read curious George for.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
So to overcome that and advance a bill, the Senate
must have vote. It's called cloture, which requires at least
sixty votes to end the debate and move it to
a final vote. So in this case, seven Democrats would
have had to break with the party line and vote
for it, but they didn't, and basically the bill is
effectively stalled. And so now you know, dudes competing against

(58:43):
chicks talk about March madness. Here it is madness. It
is because it's the one thing like this should have
been standing for the kid survived brain can should have
been the one thing that everybody like we got. You
got to find the moments where people can come together, right,
the brain cancer kid, thirteen year old. I guess at
this point he's been sworn in, he's looking to be
sworn in at a thousand different police organizations.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
They're gonna be working him too hard.

Speaker 11 (59:08):
So yeah, that's my question is like, what's the I mean,
I appreciate it, obviously, no one wants a kid to
have cancer, but what every day you're showing up to
a new he.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
I know, pretty pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
They was the kid they made into Batman in San Francisco.
But what if what if every city around the country
did that nine hundred times?

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Yeah, he had to go on tour.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
He would be a tour for years, and they used
that thirteen year old as a puppet. And by the way,
I agree, every time they bring those people to those things,
that's happened that's absolutely what it is. But the bottom
line is that he's still a kid who's got brain
you know, surviving brain cancer. The least you could do

(59:52):
is just curt It was, man, The whole thing sucked
last night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
It was. It was disappointing because like that's that's the
part that I think is the just the partisan crap.
You know, it's beyond frustrating.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
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the Woody Show and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training, free, politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Good morning, everybody, honey. Greg manis there's Gina Gred, We've
got Sea mass, We've got Sammy. Morgan is here, I'm
Morgan and uh so Morgan has a boyfriend who she
met after he propositioned her. Hey person, I've never even

(01:01:14):
gone out on one day with yet, Yeah, how about
we go out of the country. How about we go
to Cabo on a trip together. And so she brought
that into us and it's like, hey, god, that's what
do you think The room was really split on it
was very splits. But I do it, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
I suggest it's been down from the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I have not been down since the beginning.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
I'm totally sorry that we worried about you. It's your safety.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Technically, though, this was not the first time that they met.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Well yeah, but she doesn't remember the first time they met.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
But they met.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
Right, but very bally, for maybe like a minute or two.
Gregg's in the photo as.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Well, So really yeah, interesting, Okay, well I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I don't even know it was real name.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Just called him Cabo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, yeah, because that's uh, that's where they went.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
Let's keep it that way.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Really yeah, not even a first name. How are we
supposed to somebody that you're in a relationship with how
are we supposed to like, I don't know, I feel weird,
like somebody calling him Cabo, Yeah, ask him, but maybe
hold on, Cabo. He's like, I don't know parts of
respond because that's not my name. It's Morgan's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Can you see a boyfriend?

Speaker 13 (01:02:26):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
Yeah, you can say that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Hey, hey, there's were going. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I didn't even get a hey baby, you know. Yeah, yeah,
that's really weird. Yeah that's what professional all right, So dude,
I just feel really awkward calling you Cabo because like,
you know, I know it's not your name, and uh,
you know, when she works on the show, it's like,
nobody calls my wife like some other kind of weird name.
Although we called Medace's wife Spicy Nacho, but we say

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we know her name is Jessica. We've said her name
is Jessica. Why why can't we know your name?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
You got some crazy followers, So I mean that's why
I just keep it at Cabo. So no one's like
coming after me. Who is who will give?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Oh my god, all right, not a basic name at all?
Win Yeah, okay, I get it anyway, So Cabo, welcome
to the show. We're going to play today. This is
the newly dating game. And so Menace and uh, Gina
and Greg and Sammy, everybody's been working on these questions.
You ever seen the Newlywed game, like the old timey

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game show the Newlywed Game?

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I have been a long time though.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Yeah, And so basically there are just these questions. So
we're going to break it up where we ask Morgan
some questions. Then we'll break it up and ask Cobos
some questions. Now, when we're talking to Morgan, Cobo won't
be able to hear what we're asking her, and then
we'll see if he can match many of her answer answers,
and then we'll do the same just flipped in reverse.
But how's everything been going in the relationship so far?
How long has it been? What like three months too?

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Just a little over too right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
To really December?

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Yeah, at the end of December January.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
Basically I think we're kind of counting because we left
December twenty eighth, I believe so in my head that's
what I counted, yeah too, Yeah, that's the day she
met him.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Yeah, And so how's it going? Like on scale one
to ten so far? Like, how's it going.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Definitely tends for me. O goody.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Okay, he definitely shot his shot and he yeah, he succeeded. Yeah,
I mean I would have never have done that. I
was when I was a single boy. Balls Yeah, very ballsy.
And well what about your writing? We didn't get your
rating yet, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Yeah, i'd say ten too.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
I took us.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
I was not looking for a relationship. Yeah, so this
is someone that I'm like, Oh wow, I'm surprised how
much I'm into it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
On any given seven day week, how many of those
seven days do you guys see each other?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
That's a question I was going to ask for real. Yeah,
we should date.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
Well, we lived like over an hour away from each
other and shout out to Cabo. He usually drives to me.
So if we're free on a sad a day or
a weekend when there's no ufc'll.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Come random, like you see each other's faces.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
He wants to FaceTime write Cabo, but I don't like
face timing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
I don't know why. Yeah, she's not big on any
anything besides texting.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Yeah, I guess even talking.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
We do it sometimes, Yeah, but mostly I will say this.

Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
I'll say this though, because I check it with Morgan
every morning to see how she's doing, and she says
that she wished she could spend more time with him,
but just because of our schedule, Yeah, it's tough.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Well he works nights, I work mornings.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
So yeah, it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
That means the relationship will last a long time. It
really does stay out of each other's way. Yeah, because
you don't have the opportunity to really get sick of
one another, especially if you're not doing that non stop
face timing stuff. Now you hang up first, No, you
hang up first kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Talk though, we're going to ask Cabo his questions first,
So if you wouldn't mind, Morgan, whant' you just go
over back to where you normally go okay, bye bye
in the studio next door. And then what we're gonna
do is we're gonna ask Cabo some questions, and then
what we'll do is we will then see if Morgan
can match these answers that he's about to give us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
In this round of the Newly Dating Game, everybody hit
a one to show I'm trying to do the math here.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
It's not all that difficult, but if you don't count
the trip that they took together to Cabo. They've really
only been in the same room eight.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
A handful of times, is that true, Cabo?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Uh No, it's been more than that. More than that. Yeah,
A couple of weeks work better, mom too, right, yeah, yeah, An.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Let's let's get to the questions. We will start with
Greg Gory. Greg Gory, question number one for Cabo.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
I would like to know from Cabo we just talked
about texting and all the texts that you have shared,
you probably noticed that Morgan uses this emoji the most.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
What emoji I mean overall? Probably like the egg plant,
No crazy, like sideways, like crazy face, laughing emoji with
the time.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
Oh yeah, that's a good one, like the laughing super
super hard one.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
No, no, like the crazy I'll like the one I closed.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, got it, all right, Gina grad
your question.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Yeah, so you guys met on vacation, so clearly there
were the drinks were flowing, the.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Cocktails were just all over the place. What is Morgan's
favorite drink?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Probably just straight up tequila?

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Yeah, I like that girl, Yeah yeah, yeah, tequila buddies
all right, Greg Gory.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
Question number three for Cabo A very basic. Do you
know her really well? Questioned what is Morgan's favorite movie? Oh,
bort easy, Okay, Cabo, this is.

Speaker 8 (01:07:59):
A little person and you're gonna have to forgive me.
And I know you've only been, you know, as Greg said,
in the room together, a couple of handful of times.
But I'd like to think during those times you've you know,
you've gotten.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
It on with your gal. What's the weirdest place that's happened?

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
No, they got to say it like the newly would be,
what's the weirdest place you've ever made?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Woo, it's the legendary legend.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
You have to do that specifically left it for me
and you have to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
What's the weirdest place.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
You ever made?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Whoopie? Let's say it seriously, like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Why do I have to keep saying this?

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Well, why are you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Mocking the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Yet?

Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Caba?

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
What's the weirdest place you've ever made?

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Whoopie? I don't think anywhere? Crazy? Bedroom nothing, nothing nothing
crazy so far?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
The hotel room like nothing, public like nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
On the balcony, uh no, bathroom floor.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
There was that legendary answer on the Newlywed game where
he asked the question and she says the butts.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Should we say hotel room, Cabo?

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Well whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
His answer, Well, he said, yeah, that's that is that's
pretty crazy, that's pretty wild. And she did bring she
did bring home that. What do you show butt plug
for you? Did she not?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
She did nicely displayed at her place.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
Yeah, she said she was going to keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Remember I know I know where she can keep it. Yeah,
all right, So that's that's the four questions for Cabo. Now,
what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a quick
break and then we're going to bring Morgan back in.
We'll get her answers to see if they match up
with what Cabo gave us, and then we'll ask her
some questions about Cabo.

Speaker 7 (01:09:48):
And then we'll know if the hardcore love Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Show all right, welcome back.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
We're doing the new lead dating game. We just talked
to Morgan's I hate calling you. To Morgan's boyfriend, Noise,
I'm not calling him Cabo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Really why I don't like it. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
It's it's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
It's weird, I tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Yeah, Yeah, I won't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
I won't Cabo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I won't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
I won't say it on the air, but like off
the air, and if I ever see him whatever, I
can't look at him and call him Cabo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
I'll call him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
It's like my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
She could not call MENACE's wife Nacho.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
She just can't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
I get that she can't bring herself. I can't bring
myself to do that. Well, I can't call Menace anything.
But yeah, that's weird, that's all, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
It's just it's just a little bit different. I don't
know why.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Well, should I tell you make it mad?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
No, if you want to end the relationship, that's fine.
He's paranoid about you know, crazy people.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Let's let's bring get it Cabo.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Let's uh, let's bring him back on. Uh. Hey many there, yep,
I'm here, okay, all right. So we asked him some questions.
We're going to see how well, uh the answers match
up with what you're what you're going to say, all right,
So he was asking he was asked some questions and
let's see if if they match up, we're.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
Going right back into it. It's the newly dating game.
So Morgan, we asked him in all the texts that
you've shared and you text a lot. You probably noticed
that Morgan uses this emoji the most.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
What is it which emochi would you be using the
most in your text to your boyfriend?

Speaker 15 (01:11:18):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
Geez, that's tough because I feel like I use different
emojis for different people.

Speaker 16 (01:11:23):
Well sure, probably boring, but the red heart yeah, well
not wrong, I mean well, he said the match with.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Text just with him Yeah, oh well yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Hey, I use the hulong he said, the crazy face tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
That.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
Yeah, that's to balance out the heart, you know, keep
keep on his che the mood light.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
Alright, so we talked about your Your first date essentially
was just like free drinks and you know, keep the
coture flowing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
What is Morgan's favorite drink?

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
My go to is usually like tequila soda water.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
All right, tequila I count, but also tequila shots is
but it's still to be.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
Yeah, yeah, he did say straight up to he said tequila, Yeah,
just straight out the bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I did. That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Out of tude questions, you got yourself one point so far.
That's good, dude, yeah, nice, nice.

Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
And then in retrospect, this one was just one of
those typical uh do you know this person. Well kind
of questions, But now I realized just how damn easy
of a question it was. And the question was, what's
Morgan's favorite movie?

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
Oh, come on, y'allor yeah, ever, I guess we're all
dating you because we all know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Yeah, yeah, and that's and that's what he said, he said,
bora rat. And then question number four we had to
go old.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
School original dating game on this. What's the weirdest place
you've ever made?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Whoopee?

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
Sorry, I'm so young in thirty what's a whoopee?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
We'll be where's the weirdest place.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
Weirdest place you had sex? So new we haven't been
able to do crazy stuff yet. Probably a jacuzzie.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Oh us, he didn't say that. He simply said, do
you want to do you want to tell her what
you said?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
I just sold like a hotel room, bedroom.

Speaker 6 (01:13:25):
Bedroom, bedroom, Yeah, come on, at least there's the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
You're being so shy, Yeah, because it was all encompassing.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Oh, it was like but it wasn't the hotel, But
it wasn't.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
It wasn't like up against the window or on the
bathroom floor, on the sidewalk in the shower.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
Well, there's been a hotel room we were, and there
wasn't a balcony, so sorry, cawbo t am I. So
we just pretended there was and just like pushed ourselves
up against.

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
All answer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
We like her refreshing honesty. His name is a lie,
name is a lot my god, dude. All right, So
out of that, Uh, you got tequila and you got borat. Yeah,
so to four an F All right, man, hang on,

(01:14:20):
hang on one second, and uh, we're gonna put you
in the seclusion chamber over here so that you can't
hear the answers that she's about to give him. That
we're gonna come back, and uh, we'll see how you
do with your answers. Let me make sure that he
is on hold and can hear what we're saying here.
All right, cool, Yeah, we got much better answers out
of you.

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
Really is he nervous?

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
I don't know, We don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
We don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
It's just typical.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
I mean, we don't know him.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
I'll be honest. He sounds kind of boring.

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
Well, that's the thing. I think he's kind of nervous
to be on a slash. She's a very private person.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
Also, you know they say every relationship needs a string
and a balloon, and maybe you're like the ballue.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
He's the anchor.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Yeah, he's definitely the string.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
Yeah I do feel that. Yeah, I think that's why
I like her so much. Yeah, he could be the
ring ring pop what I say?

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
What I said?

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
We asked about the butt plug. He said she brought
that home, right, he goes, yeah, he keeps it at
her place.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
All right, So Morgan, these are questions, and uh, you
got to try to figure out how he'll answer these questions.

Speaker 8 (01:15:26):
Okay, and we'll start with you, Gina grat wonderful. So
we all know that you know Cabo's Cabo. But what
does Cabo call you besides your actual name?

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
Probably it's gonna say sound gay, but Morgie, probably because.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
My mom calls me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Yeah, he took your mom's name, Morgie.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Corgi.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
Well, it was like my name when I was a baby, Morgie.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
All right, Morgie, do you have a name? What does
your husband call you?

Speaker 8 (01:16:01):
Well, we it's gonna sound boring, but it started as
a joke. We call each other haunt because I always
whenever I like serve him, I always pretend I'm like
a nine year old waitress.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
I'm like anything else for you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Hunt, So now we just call each other hont you
both have the same name?

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
We both say, yeah, Hunt. We heard that before that
you both had the same were the same name, but
like an old waitress?

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
All right, Greg Gory question number two for the newly
dating game Morgan.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
Yeah, if Cobo's penis was an animal, what animal would
it be?

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
Oh, this is a good, exact, very game question. Yes,
Oh this is a good question probably, Oh this is tough.
What's an animal that grows?

Speaker 13 (01:16:49):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
You know what funny thing about puffer fishes? And well
it'll never come up, but he would tell you. While
we were in Cabo, we did snorkeling, right, yeah, having
a great time. See a puffer fish out there. I
went to go touch it and he's like, no, no, no, no,
what are you doing? Like those are poisonous? Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Did no one tell you I should have been into
like refresher semi?

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Yeah I should have.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
No, they're not telling you that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
In Mexico, jumping the water, hold on, say, there are
several animals that can change their size salamanders, frogs, butterflies, ants, shellfish,
and now okay, what's like that just like.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Gets suddenly like just grows.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
I like puffer fish, Yeah, puffer fish okay.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Although I don't know if he'll like that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
What it's okay?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
So grower not a shower?

Speaker 12 (01:17:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Is it kind of okay?

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
But like always like a decent sum every dude's one.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Of the other most people though it doesn't matter all right.
Question number three.

Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
Yeah Morgan, Yeah, who was first to say those big
three words?

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Oh you?

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
Okay? Well we've talked about this. It was him, but
then I've also admitted that I thought it in my
head the night before. It doesn't count exactly, but I
didn't say it because, you know, you wait till the
guy says.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
That's and he made me say it first. He like
forced me to say.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
He's like, what what are you thinking?

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
I'm like, oh, really, no, you stand your gripe?

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
I buck?

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Is that the rule?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
But like you girls, you want the guy to see
that first.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
My first boyfriend ever broke up with me because I
said I love you first and it creaked him out.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
So he sounds like I don't know if I've ever
done that because I didn't want.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
To, like you've never said I love you first first
to your wow, I'll tell you being married twice, I'll
tell you times.

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
Did he not say it first?

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
I'm not sure if I said, I don't. I don't
think I did.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Again.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
It's one of those things because I I'm always like
more like worried about, like, okay, I don't want to
sure yes exactly. And so that's why I was never
very much. I never had very much awareness when it
came to like if someone was into me or how
into me they were tracks Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
Mario, oh god, I d one guarantee you it was me,
and I guarantee you. It was on the way home
from date one where I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Oh my god, I already love it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Quick.

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
Technically it was him because he said it, and I
was like, oh my god, I was thinking that yesterday
on the trip. Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
That's like the first date I love you lesbian, that
is lesbian speed. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Question question number.

Speaker 7 (01:19:37):
Four Morgan, the day is over, you're heading off to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
When your head hits the pillow.

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
What are you wearing?

Speaker 11 (01:19:43):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
T shirt and panties.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Oh T shirt and panties.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
Okay, right, you got that like a three XL T shirt. Yeah, okay,
like a big we know how well it just still
we're clear. Yeah, yeah, nothing cute. You're not like a
little like maybe j Simpsons John.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
So we got the uh, we got the answers. We're
going to take a break and then we're going to
come back and then we're going to hear from him.
All right, We're going to hear from him and we'll
see what his answers all match up. I'm locome back
the newly dating game with Morgan, you know our social Morgan. Yeah,

(01:20:29):
we do love you.

Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
See I said that first that time, that she loved me. Wow,
you're the first woman he said that. That's true first,
Well to first said that to you first? What an
honor that actually is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
At the end of my daughter, I told her I
loved her before she had the ability to say that.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Get that and I feel better now because let me
let me uh, let me bring him back up here. Yeah, dude,
I know your name now, I know you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
I know your real name, but we're going to keep
it under it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
I'm not going to say it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
I'm I'll say it on the air, I promise, But
like whenever I inevitably see you in person. I'm gonna
have to use your actual name.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
I can't use why Cabo rules. I'm not saying he
is a person doesn't know the name rules. Yeah for
the place. Yeah all right, So let's take to the answers.
We had questions for Morgan. Good thing you guys didn't
go to like Tuscaloosa.

Speaker 16 (01:21:23):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
Yeah, Oh we talked to you call him Tusk Tusky.
So we have the newly dating game. Morgan had her questions,
and we're gonna see if Cabo can match her answers.
And question number one.

Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
Yeah, we wanted to know. You know, we call you Cabo.
But what do you call Morgan besides her actual name? Yeah,
like some kind of like you know, cutesie, uh pet name.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Oh, usually it's just Morgan, but uh maybe Morgie, Morgie.
That's exactly he did it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:00):
It's not like he calls me that all the time.
Maybe I got it a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Wow, I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Question number two.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
I gotta say Morgie is one of the keytest things
I've ever heard about it. The question Cabo was if
Cobo's penis was an animal, what animal would it be?

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
I've never thought of that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
How's the time?

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
Neither did I? What do you think Morgan wouldn't say?

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Yeah, Morgie, what would.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
I think Morgie would say? I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Don't get you with me now, I guess yeah, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Gonna say polar bear because I played was on TV
when Jeff was watching TV.

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
Oh, I let my dog watch polar bears on TV
when I'm gone.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
And so if your penis was an animal, it would
be a polar bowler bear that kind.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
I have no idea, but they're strong and big.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
That's I was cute, but they're dangerous.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
I would at least say something cool.

Speaker 15 (01:23:05):
A polar bears are like polar bears are like for chicks,
like a panther penises, she said, she said sometimes she
said that, And I will quote a puffer fish A
puffer fish why.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
Because because they grow, they get they get giant.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
What animal crow you're trying to think of a Yeah,
we were trying to think of an animal that grows
instantly in size, right, all right? So it didn't didn't
get that one Question number three for the Newly Dating.

Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
Game, Well, here's where you bounced back Cabo. Who was
the first to say those big three words, I love you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
That would be me, but I don't remember, Tequila, but
it would have been me. That's that's what she'll take it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
I don't know maras out that you. It would have
been you, but you don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Yeah, she had to. She had to jog my memory
on that one.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Okay, that's a very vivid memory in my very telling.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
We had a moment. So it's ruined. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
So dude, where where where did this happen when we
were sparkling in Cabo? Okay, so she did say that.
She said it did happen while it was on the trip.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Yeah, underwater? Don't remember snorkling.

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
Oh that's the day I got sick and I was
thrown up everywhere. I had so much to kill about,
like a match made in heaven. You're like, I love.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Up the fish start eating?

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Oh god?

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
Yeah, wow, I didn't realize you didn't remember that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Okay, Well about that later.

Speaker 7 (01:24:48):
There's a match.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Yeh is a match.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
And she said that, and I learned this for the
first time today that apparently dudes are supposed to say
that first.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Yes, it's a fact.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
What this question? Question number four?

Speaker 7 (01:25:02):
The question Cabo was the day is over, Morgan's heading
off to bed. When her head hits the pillow, what
is she wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
If it's cold? Usually like a three XL hoodie and
oversized stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
So but just on a regular, just an average generic night.
What does she wearing?

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Uh, some oversized T shirgar hoodie.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Anything else?

Speaker 11 (01:25:27):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Shorts?

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
She said, a T shirt and panty.

Speaker 7 (01:25:34):
Yeah right, She specifically said, like a big oversized shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
He got that right.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
Shorts, but he's only known.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
He only said shorts because Gina was pushing him to
say something else. He didn't know what to say.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Yeah, you don't want to cold air getting in there. Yeah,
Morgan said three X shirt and he said three.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
X true, he knew the size and everything. I mean,
that's impressive.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
All right, Well, I mean give them the point.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
It's not like they're winning anything.

Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
That's true. It's not like you get to wash her
and dryer.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Congratulations. This relationship is also a great star.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Yeah, everything about it's been fast, Yeah, for sure, love it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
Yeah, that's why it's good that we live kind of
far away.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
The way you have to pace yourself. Yes, Hey, I
have a quick question for Cabo.

Speaker 8 (01:26:27):
How do you feel about her like in the ring
and like fighting and getting beaten up and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
I mean, she's going to hold her own, so it's
not too crazy. I'm just more worried that she doesn't
sleep a lot, so that's what's gonna probably beat her
up more.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Oh, I feel that like and on a scale one
to ten, how bad do you think she needs this
nose job that she wants to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
She knows my stance and that's a zero.

Speaker 8 (01:26:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:26:53):
Zero.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Hey, thank you so much for taking the time to
talk with us, and good luck with everything. I'm sure
we'll meet you at an event sometime soon or it's
something sometime soon.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Yeah or yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
I have a feeling that the relationship will last at
least that long until we have something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Yeah, let's hope. So good.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Yeah, anything you love birds want to say to each
other before we hang up.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
I don't think so. By Cabo.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Okay, all right, Morey shows.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Next, hang on the Woody Show, be.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Back back, back back in a bed. We're having a
great time about it is the Woody Show. I love it.
It's great, all right, welcome back every boddy. Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Today is Wednesday. It's March fifth, twenty twenty five. Today
is a sinko to marcho A right, I guess someone
someone's trying to make that effen o.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Today is the first day of Lent. It's also ash Wednesday,
so you might see people walking around with ashes, a
bunch of stuff on their on their head, and you go, hey, man,
got a little little smuts the way you got a
little schmutz. Yeah out there. Today is also National Cheese
Doodle Day. Okay, It's a National potty dance Day, Stop

(01:28:22):
bad Service Day, Equal pay Day. It's a National absinthe Day,
never had it, never had absent, Multiple Personality Day, and
today is also Disassociative Identity Disorder Awareness Day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Well that's the same thing, so many multiple personalities and
d ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
That's why I need multiple days for the same.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
Yeah, because you disassociated become a different identity.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
They've list all the different things. That's funny. And also
a World Information Architecture Day.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
I've got some birthdays, pornal birthdays coming up here in
a second entertainment stuff. Still no word on how Gene
Hackman and his wife Betsy died. But doctor Michael Boden,
that's the world famous forensic pathologist. You know, they used
to do that autopsy show.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
So interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Yeah, Anyway, he's got a theory. He's not working on
this case, but he has seen the reports and he
says that given the evidence from Jeane's pacemaker, he may
have had a heart attack and collapsed. And so then
his wife, who was found on the floor in the
bathroom with the space heater on the floor next to her,
with the open prescription bottle on the counter, pill scattered everywhere.

(01:29:34):
She may have been running to the bathroom to get
his blood pressure medication and fallen herself. So possible that
she had a cardiac event of her own, or she
could have just you know, an accidental fall which caused
her to hit her head. But authority has found no
evidence of blunt force trauma, but she could have suffered

(01:29:54):
an internal injury like a brain bleed according to doctor
Boden that didn't leave a mark. His theoey at all
also explained why Betsy didn't call nine to one one.
Her first priority was getting to Jean's medication, and she
died in the process.

Speaker 7 (01:30:08):
Then what about the dog in the closet.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
As for the dog that died, it was constrained in
a cage or a kennel, so it probably died from
dehydration because it didn't have access to water for nine days.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:30:19):
Wow, it might have been already in the cage or
she put it in the cage that it wasn't jumping
on top of them.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
I read it as the dog was in a closet.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Yeah, yeah, but it was restrained, it was you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
Know, yeah, but it still could have been in its
crazy which is in the closet.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Yeah, I have crates in my closet for the dogs.
As is often the case, Puddle of Mud played a show.
Their lead singer, Wes Scanlon was a mess on stage.
Great the show is part of Daytona Bike Week and
Wes was awful, and so a fan asked Wes, hey man,
what happened? And that's when Wes broke out the menace
excuse generator. What do you think his excuse was? So

(01:31:00):
medication exhaustation, exhaustion because Puddle of Mud is playing so
many shows these days.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
Yeah, he can't keep up with his schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
He just kept it real and said he was drunk.
All right, drunk, I'm gonna steal medicis medication CD de
hydration heart. Well, here's a little clip of what he said.
I suck, I sucked, and I sucked, but I was rufie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
My old bass player Sean Samon rufied me last night.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Is the X bass player of Puddle of Mud. He claims,
rufie rufi.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Pat McAfee has apologized to Canadians everywhere for trashing them
after he booed or they booed the national anthem at
the wwv WWE event over the weekend. This is Greg's
favorite sport because he's nosy. He loves to know what
people make and Forbes has released their list of the
highest paid actors of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Rip.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
I know you interesting, I know what you love. Okay,
On that list has got to be Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Nope, No.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Number one on the list is The Rock Oh again.
He made eighty eight million.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Dollars last year. No, what my god.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Ryan Reynolds second on the list at eighty five millions.
Eighty Bitty Kevin Hart made eighty one million. He's in
third place Jerry Seinfeld, fourth was sixty million, and then
rounding out the top five is Hugh Jickman, who made
fifty million dollars. Did yeah, some others If you're interested, Greg,

(01:32:30):
your spank bank boyfriend, Mark Wahlberg twenty three million, Wow,
Greet Brad Pitt thirty two million, Adam Sandler twenty six million.
Last year, God Matt Damon twenty three million, Will Smith
twenty six million, John Cena twenty three million, Scarlett Johanson
twenty one million, and Denzel Washington on the list at

(01:32:51):
twenty three million.

Speaker 7 (01:32:52):
These numbers are just like beyond belief. Yeah, unfathomable. Greg
will take just one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Imagine imagine how long it takes. He said that a
number of times, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:33:01):
To make one million dollars. How many years, if not
lifetime times it takes to make one million dollars? Okay,
they do it for play acting.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
According to a report on TMZ, Army Hammer says that
he quote wanted to try the grinder lifestyle. Oh, so
he decided to hook up with a dude, Okay, but
when he couldn't get an erection, he bailed on his
gay experiment quote unquote Okay, He was talking about this
on his podcast. Now you might be asking why the
gay experiment, and he said that he decided to try

(01:33:31):
something new after coming to the conclusion that women are
the worst quote unquote, And this is what Greg's been saying,
that gay dudes seem to have it so easy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Seems that way.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
He heard that grinder. It made it super easy to
get blow jobs in restaurants, and he wanted a little
taste of that lifestyle. So he found some French dude
gave it a shot, but his penis wasn't into it
and just a limp noodle.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Okay, good' This sounds like such a sea Bess thing.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
Like, oh well, because I was one thousand percent hetero,
I mean I just couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
I would have.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Totally he's around yeah no, but like yeah, he said
he did try that at one point, right, he said,
like some guy, uh you know, they did like a test.
It wasn't under the pants, it was over the chance,
like grabbing them and he said, no erection.

Speaker 6 (01:34:16):
See, okay, So what is a sea best thing number.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
When he first started working with us, he wrestled at
a gay bars oil Wrestling. Yeah that's right, Yeah, I
forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
That is Yeah, Oh there's a.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
YouTube the gayest thing I ever heard in my life.

Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
But this army hammer thing, It's like, okay, so you
didn't get an erection that one time doesn't mean you
won't in the future. First time I tried sushi, I
didn't like it. Now I'm addicted to him.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
You want to hear a little short clip of the
gay oil wrestling, Yeah, okay, here we go. Yeah, there
was like a bar down the street that had like
a like an oil that dude oil wrestling night a

(01:35:01):
week or something like, Yes, everything good, and so he
went down that was Let me see what year was
that I have the that was a long time?

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Was this for business or pleasure?

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
This for the show?

Speaker 6 (01:35:10):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Twenty fifteen?

Speaker 7 (01:35:12):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
September of twenty fifteen, so ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Believable. So he's been wrestling with us for a while,
struggling pun intended.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
Yeah, exactly for Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Alantis Moore Set has announced her first Las Vegas residency. Yeah, no,
it's not a real residency. It's going to be called
are you ready for this name? Atlantis Moore Set Las
Vegas twenty twenty five Noise. It's going to be at
the Colise meeting. Then yeah, at Caesar's Palace for eight
whole shows.

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
Yes, that are kind of scattered, all.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
Happening between October fifteenth and November second.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
Ye, Jimmy, let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
Let's just I know, I do want to go, but ugh,
I have a wedding in Hawaii to go to around
that time.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
And you see, if the dates work out.

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
I don't know what is so weak?

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
There's eight shows.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
I really want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
Darryl Hall was asked if he would reunite with John Oates,
you know, Holland Oates, and he said, quote that ship
has gone to the bottom of the ocean. Oh, no,
all is seventy eight. Oats is seventy six. So when
they say never ever ever getting back together, which they
both have, there's a good chance that's just how it's
gonna be.

Speaker 7 (01:36:17):
There's seventy six and seventy Which one did we see
at the airport?

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
We saw John Oates? Yeah, is small yep, and hey,
that's neat news. A Crazy Rich Asians TV series in
the works, and oh Sweet, a Disney Plus series based
on Tiana from The Princess and the Frog that's been shelved.

Speaker 9 (01:36:39):
Oh neat yeah so neah wait since they just make
Splash Mountain.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but still this is just about whatever
the Disney plus TV things.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Time for your birthdays and birthday it's simar, we're gonna sit.
She was like, and you know, we don't do starting
with v celebrities.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
He was Anakin Skywalker and Star Wars, the fan of
Menace and has he done anything since?

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
I think he was just like that was it right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
The little kid.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Oh, jake Lloyd, he was like a big troublemaker. Well
he drug addicts, yeah, all that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
He went kind of crazy, right, yeah, I think he
went to jail. Jake Lloyd is thirty six years old today.
Michael Irvin, the Hall of Fame wide receiver for the
Dallas Cowboys, is fifty nine. He was e Eric on Entourage.
Kevin Conley is fifty one and so lucky. He was
like one of his best friends was Solely Moonfry.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
They were kids.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Punky Brewster, so he was a guest on this show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
That's right. He came in.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
He's a fifty one Penn Giulette from Penn and Teller.
He's the one that talks. Yep, he's seventy. John Fischante
from The Red Hot Chili pet Well former guitars for
The Red Hot Chili Peppers is soty five Out in Out,
Ava Mendez from Hitch and Training Day. She's married to
Ryan Gosling. She's fifty one Madison Beer. She's a singer.

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
Yeah, just saw her picture.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
She plays a lot of our shows for our pop station.
Now she's twenty six. And then Marcia Warfield Rods the
hardest bailiff on the og Nightcourt is seventy one. Your
porn of Birthday Today Sylvia Sage and Today's Birthday Milk.
She's been stuff with more meat than menace at a

(01:38:24):
Foguda Chow. Oh wow, that's one of those Brazilian steakhouses.
Good luck, I bet I get stuffed more. Her cards
always on green, Keep bringing the meat, say four hundred
and twenty eight fine films, including Parent Teacher, Tag Team Wow.
She was in Mother of the Bride as a horny
foot slut, Oh Wow, over thirty and Extra Horny Volume three.

(01:38:47):
She was in an interracial rod Ride Her road Ride,
and who can forget her unforgettable role in My Stepmom
Found My Jiz Rag Oh oh I don't know. That's
Sylvia Sage who's forty one years old today. And that's
your part of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Wednesday morning look at what's happening in the world

(01:39:08):
of entertainment here on The Woody Show Show, Join fun
will that's gonna do it for Wednesday. Everybody know, we've
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(01:39:29):
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Show Crossroads on today's show. Also on the Trending News
Headlines of course tomorrow Thursday Morning. Grace got to know
one of those questions, should I go to the doctor?

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Okay, all right, all right, we.

Speaker 7 (01:39:51):
Can know your answer will be yes. It's always the answer.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Well, yeah, I mean, if you're in doubt, it would
be worth it just to go. Yeah, if in doubt,
check it out?

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Ah like that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
Plus, I mean, when's Greg ever going to pass up
a good opportunity for the doctor to ask to see
his penis?

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
It's the bad bagging for it, well.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Awkward at all.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
You know, we have a thing because Greg has said
on a number of occasions, doesn't matter what you go
to the doctor for.

Speaker 7 (01:40:12):
Your broken finger.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
This doesn't happen with women, but as dudes, it really
does seem to track and be accurate.

Speaker 7 (01:40:18):
That I'm positive I have a broken finger, and they say,
all right, well just remove all your clothes doctor. Yeah, yeah,
we're gonna have some reason. We're gonna have to Oh
what's out a hangnail? Oh yeah, how about your scroll?

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
We gotta jiggle it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Let's just make sure we check you for a hernia
at first.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Totally wow.

Speaker 7 (01:40:34):
Then it's like keep an eye on it, Yeah, keep
an eye on it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
We've got a We've got an animated podcast about that,
about Greg going to the doctor and uh, the doctor
needing to see his penis?

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
Are we trying to see your junk?

Speaker 7 (01:40:46):
I think a lot of people become doctors just to
see naked people.

Speaker 8 (01:40:49):
That's so interesting because I know for women, Sammy, I
know you'll know this, like, yeah, I have a sore throat.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
Uh huh and when was your last period? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Yeah, weird.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
They try to get you naked, especially at Urgent Care.
At Urgent Care, yeah, you don't go back. There's kind
of rotating doctors and it's not your primary.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
They'll try to get your only chance to see it.
But you're a woman. It's better. Remember last time Samy
told us as she went to the urgent Care just
for a sore throat, they asked to see her butthole.
That was very like it is, jump on the table
normal like gathering the jugglers.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
I'll present it to you with my throat. But okay,
here it is.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Can you see my throat from my buttle.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Anything between the now and tomorrow morning. You can leave
on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
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Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
Yeah, somewhere out there is a tree producing ox jin
for a moron who doesn't deserve it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Being a throw back Thursday, and I said somewhere out.

Speaker 17 (01:42:06):
There, oh yeah, beyond that he moon line some thinking
of me and loving me tonight.

Speaker 9 (01:42:18):
Remember that I did til Yeah, I thought it when
like somewhere else out there, the same virginal moonlight.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Right. They just started right after that thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
Yeah, somewhere out there out where.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
I'm sure you had to watch that. That was like
a little jewel Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:42:38):
We went to the movie theater for that one. Yeah,
little Russian jew mount.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Hello, Russian jew mouse.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
There are no.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Street geees hell yeah hello, all right, Thank you very much,
Greg gorey do. Thank you so much for giving the
show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here
on first day. Have a great day, s MD double S.
I quit this bitch,