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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion.
Is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
My name the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today
is Thursday. It's a pre Friday. It's March the twenty seventh,
twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, my
name is Woody. It's Greg Gory, what Menace, Gina grad

(00:58):
We got to see you Bass, Sammy Bort and Menji
in the Woody Show production apartment. Morgan our associate producer,
Vaughn our video producer. And we are off this week.
Oh wow, No, it's a spring break. We'll be back
on Monday, the thirty first. But we've got some good
stuff lined up for you today. And you know, we
always say around here when we get to these kind

(01:20):
of days, if you haven't heard it, it's new to you,
that's right. But that said, we'd still like to hear
your thoughts on anything that you hear on the show today.
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(01:40):
forty four Wooding. You can email us email at the
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your choice at the Woody Show. Coming up for you
on the show today, we'll push out a diarrhea of topics.
Also ask a mortician, all right, we've always had questions

(02:01):
about that. We always do judge a book by its cover.
We have a little bit on that today and the
best of seven. To get to seven of something, you
pick your best four and to get us started today,
you know, Sea Bass has mentioned that he's going to move.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I move once again because the management of my currents,
my current apartment complex, refuses to address general maintenance concerns.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And lies to my face and says they're.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Fixed, and then he blames me for when I say, hey, guys,
why isn't this fixed?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, so's he's planning to move. Is this what your
your couch situation's about?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
So as the folks who've been to my luxurious parties
that I hold in my house every year, well, no,
I have a great, big, wide sleeper couch. It's so nice,
but it's a two part sectional. One part's let's say
six by five by three. The other parts over seven
feet long though, okay, which is a part, yes, the long,

(02:57):
So I need help with, especially the HGTV guy in
the room. That thing will not fit in a standard elevator,
which is about a seven foot opening.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
How do you get it in? Well, we happen to
have two.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Elevators in my current place, which one is like kind
of a bigger, like a freight elevator style.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Most apartment buildings have like a freight elevator. This next,
this new one. I'm going to do.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Not do's not. I I went back and even double
triple checked with a.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Is there a stairway? Good luck? Oh god, that would
be about crane.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I well, the window that has to be a giant
window to get it in. I looked, I've I looked
around a little bit, and apparently one thing that you
can do is you can just saw your couchuch, all right,
so you got a de upholster at least part of it,
and then you know, I'm like my fluttering, but you're

(03:50):
just you're just you're just making like three or four
small cuts in the frame. Then you can either fold
it or you know what.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I'm just going new couch. I'm not going through that.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, I would say that's on my list of possible
sell it. It's either just dump it on the curb.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Hey, getting your homeless people enjoy.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
But it's so nice, and it's practically brand new because
I don't hardly use it at all. Every once in
a while I have a friendsly b over on it
or something.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
I thought it love sack. Maybe see then, but I've
I guess again, build it as big as you.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
But that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Look, I look at replacements, but I don't want to
do replacements. I've already again, I've got this nice thing.
Why do I want to go through then to sell
and or donate?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, because you're moving it, so you do cut it
and get it in or out.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Yeah, but if you get it in the new place,
how likely are you to notice that it has been
Well from.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
What I've seen is once you re once you reapply
the upholstering, not at all because the frame covers it. Yeah,
you just you take the frame and you just take
like some one by fours or two buys and you
just you reattach and you put those on either side.
It's like little braces on either side and just screw
them in. And I mean, if you really love it,
I say, go for it.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's yes. The thing is I don't really love it.
But I also don't want to waste it. I don't crew.
I don't want to.

Speaker 9 (04:54):
But then do they have a service where the upholsterer
would come in and do that in the apartment.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I would do it myself because it's just you would
do it. Okay, yeah, plumbing, it's not. There's no running
water on the couch. Lovely uh so.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
But because all you're doing is stapling, I mean, observe
your sewing of the real.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, he's right, it's stapling. I've already flipped it up
and take it on part to look at it. So
like the chase lounge part right, chaise long that comes
off though, right, because those typically will connect in some way. Yes,
so it would be a twelve foot couch. Otherwise it's
a great sleeping Okay. So the one, the one longer

(05:40):
section by itself without the four inches too big to
get in any cut it cut it or it doesn't, dud,
You're gonna have to take the stairs. Man. I don't
want to. I don't. I know you don't want to.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
But if there's a stairway, there's your answer. It's going
to be a pain in the ass.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Is it too big for the stairways my thoughts.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
It sounds like an absolute.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
But also if you then pay people to do it,
don't do the staircase thing by yourself. You can find laborers. Yeah,
I'm already going to for the tool do that for
the first time my life.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Hire removers because I've got besides, the couch is a
big pain in the d and then I've got that
tool box, the tool chest that my TV.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Sits on, and you guys, all right, yeah pounds because
you know how you go to you know how you
go to Gina hasn't been due is so you know
when you go to like a really cool hip barber
shop quote unquote, and they have all their stuff and
tool chests, same kind of thing, except that's his TV stand.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
So it's a big rolling like craftsman.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Very nice whatever, yeah, very nad Yeah, make a nice
wood top on time.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Somebody says the fabrics is never going to look the same.
You'll ruin it.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
That's my question on the fabric is are you going
to be able to find the same fabrics because it's
not going to pull back over the same.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I still know where you would cut it, like that's
what I was saying. If the change long long was
all connect, you can cut that part off because there
would be like a seam there and you can use
like a saws all.

Speaker 11 (07:12):
I think, But I don't don't.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I could probably reapolster it. I don't think. I' there's
basically four strips of wood.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
You got two in the base, one on the top
of the back, you know, the back part of the laune,
and then there's like a bunch of the bunch of
cross sections.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
I think the pholstery is incredibly difficult.

Speaker 10 (07:36):
I think theoretically you could, but matching the fabric or
where you cut it is never going to pull back
over the same.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
You're going to be pulling it back over something more.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Another question another question here, Uh, how are you going
to bring strength back to the frame. Well, that's I
don't think that's the hard part at all.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I think because you're, like I said, you're you're basically
you're just putting a brace on either side of that. Yeah,
you're only taking out you know, the the eighth of
an inch that the saw cuts out, and you're throwing
and this thing's already And if you know that, this
isn't like super high end furniture. When you pull these
things apart, it's just staples in there already.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's just big staples.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
You could also just cover up the cut with the
Nermez throat blanket.

Speaker 11 (08:12):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
If anybody else had this question, Sea Maass's advice to
that person would be, well, they just don't be poor.
Even if you leave it on the street, go buy
another one the exact same one.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
My thoughts being poor is if I do get rid
of the Shad's launch part, I just won't replace it
because my new place is like a touch smaller. And
I said, I hardly ever use it other than to
sleep on myself, like nappers and lasers in the country.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
If there's a stairway, that's the answer. It's a pain
in the ass, But that's the answer. Well, you can
removers or remove the ceiling of the elevator.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
It's either the ceiling of the elevator. I can't increase
the depth obviously.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, it's the first world problem, you guys. Yeah, and
I just don't want to talking about those from time
to time. This is an example of that. Maybe sell
it or just use the stairs eight seven seven forty four.
What if you have a good suggestion for Sea Bass.
Have you ever sought a couch and half to move somewhere?
We saw the couch and half for like, destroying couch
will be a lot of fun. The first couch I ever.

Speaker 9 (09:12):
Had when I upgraded from futon to couch, I was
so excited and I had almost the same problem that
barely fit in the elevator fit with like a millimeter
to spare. Yeah, and I thought, if I can't get
this couch because of the elevator, I will be so upset.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, and we made it work. It was awesome. Well,
we're gonna take a break. We'll come back. Some news
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Speaker 12 (09:40):
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(10:03):
the meantime, keeping joined the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
The show fuck like just these fat people standing? Who
are you, fard knockers. This is the Woody Show. Hey
be the I've still got a Woody bine. We are
into another new hour in sensitivity training, frame politically correct World.

(10:28):
I'm Woodie. That's Craig Gory. Hi Menace, Good morning to you.
Good morning grad is here right? We got sea bass,
dude got Sammy phones are opening eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
You can text us, send your text over to two
to nine eight seven. Come it up to sour. We
always have a curiosity about a number of things, like

(10:52):
Greg always wonders about death. Oh God, I wish I
did and what is going to happen to him? And
we've even talked about like have you ever had that
weird thought about like somebody that you know, who you
know passed away years ago years and had that weird
dark thought about more of a curiosity, and do you
want to say that?

Speaker 9 (11:09):
I mean that like I wonder, Oh god, it's so
you have somebody that you know that died, let's say
three years ago. Do you ever wonder, like I wonder
what they look like now?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Like if you you've never had that thought now, I
think on the time you go to a cemetery.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Unfortunately, sorry, unfortunately, I just like think about the last
time I saw them, and then sometimes that's why I
don't like open cast I.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Just say, that's why a lot of people like Greg
don't like the It's traumatizing. Yeah, I mean, Sammy is
a frigging psycho. She's the one that's always thinking about, uh,
if I saw this cliff or whatever, I should just
you know, oh yeah, just what if what happens?

Speaker 10 (11:52):
Like maybe I'm walking at them all and I jumped
from the second story down.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Maybe I get it.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
We've heard that before, Like she said that before.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
It's like an impulse control question.

Speaker 10 (12:03):
The only thing stopping me from doing this is me.
That's a wild thought.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
So much power yeah or something?

Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yeah, it's so weird. I do have a question though
with Greg and greg one, at what age did you
start obsessing about that?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's a great question or.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Has that always been a thing?

Speaker 9 (12:24):
I'm I'm it's probably the first time I went to
an open casket funeral and in my teens.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Wow. Yeah, because it's just right in your face. And
so you know, we've done here to defend yourself where
we have people like chiropractors or pharmacists, h o A.
People who have like called in and we get to
ask a bunch of questions because you know, it's something
we don't get. This we get, we're just curious about it.
And so Gina because she watches a lot of that

(12:51):
true crime crap and there's always stuff about like you know, uh,
autopsies and the work of morticians. We talked about Board's
wife is a mortician, and you know, we mentioned, you know,
some of the stuff that we've heard, you know, just
talking to Bort and it's like it's always wow. I
don't first of all, I don't know how people do
those jobs.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Don't know it, clue.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
But Gina has some stuff to share with us. It's
ask a mortician. And there's another guy who's a very
like an.

Speaker 8 (13:17):
A tech exactly, and boy do they have answers. Be
careful what you ask because they will tell you no.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
But I mean it's like fascinating stuff. Yeah, we watch
like those autopsy shows.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
And it's going to affect every single one of us.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, right, So Gina has those clips coming for coming
up for us eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit
us over with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. Take the break, think about maybe what Grandma
looks like today. Greg said it not me. I don't
get mad man. Greg's the one that was wondering that. Yeah,
so weird. Yeah, I'm not half thought about it. Yeah,

(13:54):
and it's yeah, and it's not I don't know's I feel. Yeah,
I feel bad for even wondering exact. But it's just
that curiosity, right, like what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (14:03):
And it's almost a way to like keep you in reality,
like you said you kind of you kind of get
the open casket.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I don't know the reason for the for the thought
is just the thought.

Speaker 8 (14:11):
Well me, it reminds me like, oh, yeah, this person's gone,
you know, like it just it just it just does.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, I've had that thought, thank you, all right, not
a lot, I know, I know for a fact we're
not a lot. This one says, I'm just like Greg
when it comes to death. I guess thinking about a
lot for one two text and oer and.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
I vacillate between not caring at all and being terrified?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Is that weird?

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Vacillate?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I got off that those oil based I do too
hard to clean up. I remember like you used to
be kind of a hermit though. Was that because you're
afraid of death? You didn't want to go outside, But
now you're more yellow? Is it because you want to live?
Like right?

Speaker 9 (14:50):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, well exactly, Like just accentuate the positive.

Speaker 13 (15:01):
Hey, don't hold up buck, Hey the holder boy, Hey, hey.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's taking your face. You're still on that the tense.

Speaker 14 (15:20):
I'm not asking for pages one text or two would
be nice, and please don't move.

Speaker 15 (15:25):
These days is.

Speaker 14 (15:27):
When I I'm working, like every day it's just one
bottle of wine and a two and you can't even
talk stop and speaking while you walking at four o'clock.
And then you come home to me in those days
up because I gotta hide again.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I'm gonna got the ball, my love, because I'm too messy.

Speaker 14 (15:52):
And then I'm just do that please you got a job.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
And you this, then I'm too I open, I would.

Speaker 11 (16:03):
Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Wooding greg Nis. Yes, there's Sammy, Gina grat he is here.
Good morning, Gina morning, here to uh run us through
some of this audio that she has. Now, we were
talking about this recently with made mention that Board's wife
is a mortician. Does she ever have like like I mean,
I guess everybody has dreams about work? Like in radio,

(17:12):
I know, the big dream is like that you are
off the air. It's they call the dead air dream,
and like no matter what you do, no matter what
button you pushed, them like you can't get nothing works,
You can't get back on the air. Like I guess
everybody would dream about work.

Speaker 16 (17:25):
Yeah, I mean, I just had a dream the other
night that I overslept all the way through work and
nobody even tried to wake me up for it.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
So yeah, but I'm saying, like your wife, like she's
dealing with dead bodies and stuff all the time, that
I guess that would be like an automatic nightmare. Does
she ever tell you about like dreams about work?

Speaker 16 (17:43):
Yeah, Yeah, Usually it's some kind of nightmare related thing
of her being stuck in a situation like maybe in
the crematory or maybe something at graveside, but something kind
of a situation you wouldn't want to be stuck in, Like.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
All of a sudden they sit up, yeah, or they
turned the crematory on.

Speaker 16 (18:02):
You know, things happen in a crematory when gases are released,
So maybe they do sit up.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh but can you imagine?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, oh man, I'm good. So okay, So what are
what are her wishes? Like would she want to be
buried or creama? So when you're around this stuff, I
asked people, like there's a guy I know he owns
like a chain of mattress doores, Like all right, dude,
you can sleep on anything because you know everything about
all this stuff. Which one, what do you what do
you have at home?

Speaker 15 (18:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Like I always want to know from people, like tell
me what you would go and tell me she's seen
all this stuff. Do you like what her final wishes?
Buried cremations?

Speaker 16 (18:38):
I think for a long time she was going with burial,
but I think over the last couple of years she
switches to just cremation.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, I learned this isn't in the uh, this isn't
in the questions. But I learned what a.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Sky burial is sky burial.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
Or something you think so, but it's actually way more
boring and grotesque. It's leaving your body on like a
high hilltop, so vultures.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Just Jersey, there's a place when they're doing research to
see about decomposition of bodies. It's a body farm. Yes
have you heard about that?

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Really bury you under a tree.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Or they put you in different places like sometimes it
is under a tree, sometimes it's deep in woods. Other
times it's just out in the middle of the field
or some halfway buried and they and they have it
all plotted out and then they go by and you
can see pictures of this online. Body farm. It's it's creepy,
it's not fun. It's great. What about so, like, can
Jews be cremated?

Speaker 8 (19:33):
No Jews, it's like within like I don't know, no embalming,
no open casket, pine box, you know, go to the cemetery,
funeral and you're well, that's more of a preference.

Speaker 16 (19:47):
I I've heard some intense Jews that are like it right,
the Jews, anything touches us, we cannot be buried.

Speaker 8 (19:55):
Yeah, it's not that's not technically true. It mostly came
that came about after the hallo, but it's more of
a it's more of a no no. But in general,
I mean, come on, we all have those jobs, Like
you're not supposed to cut into your body.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, we all have them.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
I do.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Everyone I know does.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Very cremation Russian orthodox. You have to be buried, buried, menace, buried, buried,
going buried. I'm going to create such the grease fire
smelt village buried buried.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I will be donating my body, designing that track, my
body thus far.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
To science the body far. Yeah, that that track. Anyways,
we were wondering all these different things, and so Gina
went and found these clips. And one person is a
mortician and then the other person is a autopsy tech autopsy.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
Text and they're both big in this space. So the
mortician is Victor M. Sweeney and maybe your wife has
heard of him. He's kind of a big deal. He's
a licensed funeral director and mortician and kind of like
this rock star on YouTube who.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Was the autopsy guy that was on those shows all
the time, Remember like white hair glasses, celebrity autopsy doctor
kind of look like Doc Brown, Like doctor was a
boz or something something like that. You mean we're talking
about right? He did all those autopsy shows.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
Well, this guy's younger and kind of has that sexy
like talk nerdy to me vibe and he gets like crez,
like nine million.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Views doctor Boden, Nice Michael, Doctor Michael Boden done well.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
He often answers people's questions on these segments that are
produced from wire or wired, and I picked a few
of the ones that get the most attention, and I
figured this is what people want to know most. So
first of all, Victor Sweeney answers the question how do
you fit a fat person in a casket?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh? How do you fit them?

Speaker 17 (21:47):
Well?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Uh got a larger casket, like I don't know a
lot of people were like, do you remove limbs like
Pam cooking.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
So we actually have caskets that are are made by
our manufacturer to be oversized. Typically when someone asses away,
if they're larger, will measure them at their elbows because
those tend to be the parts that stick out the
furthest and then determine what width of casket we will
need to give them a more comfortable appearance.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Where people are actually really buried like in piano cases.
You would hear that, I heart he was so big
you had to be buried in a piano.

Speaker 13 (22:19):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Yeah, they go oversize.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Google it and the first result oversized caskets for extra
space and dignity.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
It would be like the stay Puff Marshall elements.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
You just get like a regular sized casket and just
like open up the extension zipper.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Those also are not just available.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
There's not a stockpile special order. But as society gets fatter,
maybe they did.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Right and be prepared for sticker shock on those.

Speaker 11 (22:48):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
A lot of women want to know do you put
bras on corpses? We don't want to wear a bra
for all eternity, And Victor's going to answer.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
That, Okay. I would think like when things stiffen up,
maybe they kind of stay in place.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
It's just sacks of fat.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Though, like I don't know, like Boba mortis or something.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
We do put bras on if the family requests, And
the reality is I probably put on more bras than
I have taken off, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh, okay, way to make it sexy?

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Can I request Frederick's of Hollywood?

Speaker 5 (23:21):
I don't do whatever. Basically your family wants to let
them know, like enough, which.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Can we bury grandma with crotch pants? We wanted to
be ready when she sees Grandpa. Yeah, she loves those chats.
She's really missed it. Lace.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Yeah, well bored, I bet you have. You have answers
for this too, But a lot of people want to know. Essentially,
you know, when you die, like the color literally drains
out of your face.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
You're kind of gray. How do you get a corpse
to look less dead?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, that's the thing that I'm sure one of the
things that greg other than the fact that the person
is dead. But you're not a fan of like wakes
no open cast traumatizing. The first one I ever went
to is when a friend of mine, we were seventeen
at the time, and he got killed in a car
crash and it was an open casket funeral. It's so
much makeup on that he was pure orange. It traumatized

(24:08):
me for oh decades.

Speaker 7 (24:10):
Well, the same thing happened to me, and then they
had to put it like a veil over.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh my goodness. Yeah, like why they.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
Use like a wax for bullet holes and stuff. But
in general, this guy tries to keep it fairly now, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Because like for me, I don't mind the open casket
because in a weird way, when I'm at a funeral,
there is a sense of disbelief like is this person
like prove it? And so like when you when you
go in there and there's a viewing and you see
the person, even though it doesn't really look like them,
it's you know, some I mean, you know it's them,
but you know, like you said, there's a very there's

(24:44):
a difference to the complexion, there's a difference to the color.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
And I don't want to be a jerk, but if
everyone says they just look like they're sleeping, then that's
still like, you know, they don't look dead.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, but I mean again, like I don't know. For me,
I find I see it. I find some weird even
though it is odd, find some weird comfort.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Okay, it's not weird.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah yeah, all right, So how do you get dead
people to look dead?

Speaker 15 (25:06):
Dead?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah? Here we go.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
All the makeup we use is actually formulated for dead people,
So it's made to go on cold skin as opposed
to warm skin like regular makeup. And we have a
deceased loved one, they're going to look very very pale.
So when we put in the red blood, the red
fluid rather, that's actually going to pink them up in
some ways and make them look a little bit more alive.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
So special makeup looking at you, porn in the background.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
There, special makeup for cold skin.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
And when they drain you they put basically red kool
aid back in you to make it look a little
more lifelike.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
That makes sense. Yeah, it's so weird, I know. Now
let's move on to the it's so weird. Yeah, I mean, hey,
but you know what, it's uh, it's part of life,
right right, what you want to I think really the
most important thing is just make sure people know what
you want exactly. You know, you don't want to be
like the last thing I think I would want. I
don't want the cost. I don't want the family to

(25:58):
have the cost of like a cast get really yeah. Yeah,
and like a like a burial site and all that.
That's why I said, like, you can just cremate me.
You could put me in a like a shopping dag
or whatever, and then whenever the next trash day is,
you could put me on. Yeah, if you want to
keep a little like if my wife wanted to keep
like a little like tablespoon or something or whatever. And fine,

(26:18):
can we all have something?

Speaker 5 (26:20):
We all have somebody if you want, that would be
so fun.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Give it out, that would be that would be fun.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Give it out the funeral.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I don't want to. I heard about some something similar
were our family did, like with the immediate family. They
to like you know, cousins, and you know they gave
like some kind of like trinket like a yeah, right,
so yeah you've heard of that, right port Yeah. Yeah,
they could do it in like necklaces or rings or
something like that.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
I think you can make diamonds out of them too,
Yeah you can.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
We have some more. We have some from this person's autopsy.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Techell, Hello, hell.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Im maba smart idiot? What dumb? Come on? Greg's I
love drunk?

Speaker 7 (27:14):
Which I knew drunk ra You'll meet them, it is
the best.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
You'll meet them someday. Yeah, you'll meet them anyway. So
we are learning something, We are becoming smart. We had
some of those clips from that mortician about like do
you put bras on corpses? How do you fit a
fat person into a casket? Makeup? How do you get
dead people to look less dead.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Yeah, blastemous red dyes.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Now there's that, But then there's also people who are
autopsy texts.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Yeah, this one, I would.

Speaker 8 (27:41):
Say is almost a little more gruesome, just because I
don't know they they're they're really down there in the basement.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
But it really truly is a morbid curiosity. Absolutely, and
that's why you watch those shows I had mentioned, like
what was his name, doctor Bowden, And there were all
those different like you know how they figured out X
Y Z, And it's just by taking these people apart.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Well, and let's put it this way.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
The more titian didn't seem to use this, but the
autopsy tech he was showing his tools and it was
a very visual element.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
They use like hedge clippers to crack your ribcage.

Speaker 8 (28:08):
Really yeah, like like he's like everyone thinks it's bolt cutters,
but here it's like hedge clippers.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
So this guy is super popular. He's a tech in
Little Rock, Arkansas. He goes by on Instagram at big
Lead seventy.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Three, Big Lead led.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
Yeah, he has five hundred and seventy seven thousand followers,
and yeah, I got into him.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Now I'm saying people are interested in this stuff.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Very He answers the craziest questions. But there's stuff that
we all want to know. We talked about bras. But
let's go downtown. Okay, do you guys want to take
a guess at this? Do you think they take out
tampons at a female corpses?

Speaker 10 (28:47):
I would think so, yes, yeah, But then also why,
like why are you going through?

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Like why are you digging around?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Right exactly?

Speaker 10 (28:54):
You could just leave it and it'd be fine.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I would think they had to remove anything and everything
that's not like part of the body, think like you know,
any kind of like uh, you know, like feelings, not feelings,
but you know what I mean. But there was like,
you know, you got a tamp on it you take
you take that out?

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Okay, well let's find.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, I'll remove that.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
If you have one in is that got to remove
all the stuff from the inside, all that comes out.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
So there's a tampon in there, I'll remove it. You're welcome.
Oh god, he sounds weird. Yeah. I don't like that voice.
I don't like it. It's not appropriate for this sort
of talk. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Oh, he's a he's an eccentric guy.

Speaker 11 (29:31):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Here's a weird if I use my teeth, I'll get
that out. I'll get it out of there. Searching restaurant.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Oh god, do you guys think dead people fart?

Speaker 11 (29:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yes, well, I mean it's probably not a I mean
it's gas. Right, Farts are gas, not like a fart,
fart maybe just from yeah, I mean, because it was people.
Here's a question. Do people really take a dump when
they die?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Like?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Do people their bowels really relax that much that it
just all of a sudden just falls out, Like you've
heard that before, when someone dies they poop farting. I
assume just because there's so much gas. Okay, I will
say yes, I'll say yes.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
All around, yes, all right, let's see all.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
No, it is true. You have good bacteria bad bacteria.

Speaker 11 (30:19):
They balance out while you're.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Alive, but then when you pass away, the bad bacteria
takes over, starts to pretty much decompose you. You start
to melt, you start to turn into gas. So your
body starts to swell up and it has to go somewhere,
so it either comes out the attic or comes out
the basement.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
But it does happen, so it can come out your mouth.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
What if you're just sitting in there. It's just you
and a corpse in like a basement, and.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
It just starts ripping.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Oh yeah, like or what if you're just like at work, right,
you're working in the uh you know, the the morgue
and from the cross room, and just you and dead
bodies there, I know, right, Oh, at least it would
be funny, all right, worst corpse?

Speaker 8 (31:05):
Yeah, well you wanted to know about uh poop? Right, yeah, Okay,
let's just let's just see what he has to say
about it. We're going to ask Big Led seventy three,
what's the worst part of his job?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
The worst thing about being an autopsy tech?

Speaker 15 (31:21):
Here?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Poop. I don't like pooooo. I know it's part of
my job.

Speaker 11 (31:28):
You know, you always had that one thing at your
job that you don't like. Mine would be poop.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Okay, everybody.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
He added that I'm fact to a lot of these
I couldn't play because the music was so distracting.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
But yes, I'm a program by the way, that'll strip
all that out of it. I do that for a
lot of our clips. Oh yeah, because the music is
so like what they have to say is actually pretty interesting.
They've made it so annoying and distracting with the music
that they put for their stupid social media account stuff.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Oh that's good to know because of that.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
You like the last one, But a pair of everybody
does poop when they die, yeah, or at.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Least when they're going through there. I would imagine, like
you mean, things come out well when you.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Die, like everything in your body or at least is
everything right.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Imagine, and death after a chili cook off.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, you died at the chili cookoff. So even in death,
we're embarrassed.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
There's no dignity in that they're looking at your pee
exactly while you're farting and pooping.

Speaker 18 (32:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
And by the way, there's no more blood, so like
you don't have the uh, you don't have the benefit
of blood rushing down there, so no fluff, so it
looks so it looks even more danky, unbelievable.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
Now we talked about tampons. This is for the autopsy tech.
Do you think there's any reason for them to remove testicles?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Reason?

Speaker 15 (32:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Do you think they remove them for pleasure?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Keep saying, I mean maybe, because don't they they weigh
like all the different organs and stuff, right, So like
I'm saying that once they take something out, like maybe
like if they're trying to determine like some kind of
like I don't know answer, like something of the weight
or the size of if it's related.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
To Yeah, general, I would say to make a necklace.

Speaker 8 (33:07):
And they do, say, like in your like chest cavity,
they do take all those organs out and put them
in a bag and then put them back in your chests.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Yeah, it's human giblet.

Speaker 15 (33:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
God, let's find out if they do in fact remove
the testicles.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yes, I remove the testicles so we can look for trauma,
see if there's any hamorrhage down there.

Speaker 15 (33:27):
I thought, so.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, sorry, guys, I remove your testicles. Oh man. They
they put those in a bag and they put those
in your mouth every Yeah, and then they use that
then they use that glue to keep your list together.
So when you're doing the open casket thing, nobody gets
nobody knows that you have your own balls in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
That's smart.

Speaker 10 (33:46):
There is something about the way this guy talks, though,
that makes me think it might just be him and
not necessarily every mortician.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Like he's like, really, I remove the testicles. He doesn't
say as morticians this is what we do.

Speaker 12 (33:58):
I think. I think he's just.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Now there's one more.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
He's probably the most social I think a lot of these.
I looked him up and he has popped up in
my feet.

Speaker 12 (34:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I found the more odd the job, the more like
socially awkward the person is.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
I see it right, Like your coworkers are dead.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Correct, Like you're you're doing the autopsies or whatever. So
it's not like a real team sports slash effort, you know.
The mortician like, yeah, then you have to have a
certain like you have to have I think you have
to have a certain quirk to be able to do
that job and to do these things you're dismantling bodies
and stuff. And so I think, you know, if this

(34:39):
guy is probably the most social totally of the socially awkward,
and so he's still awkward, yes, and he's still socially awkward,
but he's probably the most normal. Ques he's the spokesman.
He's the one they send out like all right, well
here you go tell everybody what.

Speaker 18 (34:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
In fact, he even makes like merch and like.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Instagram copy of hoodie.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yeah, I like this guy today.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
It's a raising canes.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Yes, Oh when you asked about keep it. Their mouths shut.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
They go through a lot. It's not glue.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
It's like almost I'm just kind of comparing it.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
I don't know what the actual tools call, but it's
almost one of those like rug nail guns, like they
through your mouth. Yeah, it's a big and then they
sew it and it's it's a whole thing. Now, this
is the last thing.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
I have not looked it up.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
I don't think anyone in this room will look it
up except Sea Bass. Okay, well, I was hoping that
Sea Bass and Woody would look up the thing that
he says in this next time because I haven't done it.
This question is, what's the scariest thing you've ever seen
during an autopsy?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
When I open you up and I see that your
colon is like an anacon a snake, It's it's huge.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's scary to me. It's called toxic mega colon. You
have Google warning. The pictures are terrible.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Toxic mega colon happens zero interesting.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Looking that up. I'm looking it up, but I don't
really see what he.

Speaker 12 (36:12):
Said.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Somebody lays down next to it and it's this. It's
longer than.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
The person yeah, you've probably got a megas herd view image,
Like they said that John Wayne had like forty five
pounds a turd in him.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, the ones you want to go to the one
says view image.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
Yeah, but you want to discuss him more than you
would think. No, I mean, no, it's the scariest thing
he's ever seen.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
That doesn't look that scary. It's okay, I mean it's
it doesn't look but it doesn't look that scary.

Speaker 8 (36:40):
Like he's but it literally said that somebody sent him
a picture of someone laying on the ground and a
toxic mega colon stretched out and it was the same
size as a person.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Really, Yeah, I mean your intestines are all like how
many miles of intestine.

Speaker 18 (36:54):
That you have?

Speaker 15 (36:54):
Right?

Speaker 8 (36:55):
I think it's extraloded. But I hope we all learned
something today. This is you know, it's a part of life,
something we're all gonna have to deal with.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
And no, I'm not gonna have to deal with it,
that's true. What do you all need to do to
deal with?

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Think about because people are like always I'm always afraid
of death, but like you won't experience it, you'll be dead.
Well at that point, you're not like, you're not the
one who's there.

Speaker 15 (37:17):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
You're involved, but you're out.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
What about when you're a ghost, Well that's.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Fun, come right back. You can walk through walls and stuff.
That's pretty cool. The fascination that we all have with
death and some way or form is I heard something
that I obsessed about. If you have multiple siblings, one
of you will be at all the funerals, one of
you will be at none of the funeral. Well, thank
you very much, Gina, grat uplifting.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Not talking to that guy?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, more what he shows next? Hang up. In the meantime,
have an existential crisis.

Speaker 18 (37:56):
The show.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. On this Thursday morning, it's a pre Friday,
and welcome in the Hello to you, thank you for
being here giving us some of your valuable time today.
I'm Woody. That is Greg, Good morning, Menace. What's up? Gina? Hey,
Sammy C. Mass phones for you. Eight seven seven forty

(38:20):
four Wooding, that's eight seven seven forty four. Wooding hit
us up with the text over to two to ninety seven,
just kind of briefly to follow up on what were mentioned,
and like I said, I'm very much a person I
will just judge a book by its cover. And I
realize that people do the same to me, or same
to the things that I like or love, and they
may not admit it because it's not cool to admit it,

(38:42):
but I believe that everybody does it. Yeah, to a
certain degree. Realize it doesn't mean that you're not gonna
you know, yeah, you're not gonna you know, give it
a try, or give them the person a chance, or
watch the movie. Anyway. I mentioned the marvelous missus Maisol,
which you ended up and I ended up loving the show.
But I was so turned off by the name we

(39:03):
had mentioned BoJack Horseman as we were talking about different things.
There's a what was the other one? Cowboy Bebop Cowboy?
Is that for three year olds?

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
That one didn't do so well.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
I felt that way about Lemony Snickets.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Them what is that? No? Yeah, not even interested. There
was at one point all these radio stations were adding
this this group. Whether they're not a band. I think
it's more like a deep pea king duck. Remember that,
it's like a like an E D M kind of thing.
But I didn't know the time. I was picturing a
bunch of like see in my mind, Pee King Duck

(39:39):
was a bunch of like hipster douchebags and skinny jeans
for sure, and the song at the time, whichever, I
forget what it was called, but it was actually really good.
And I'm like, Okay, what the hell is pea King Duck?
And I was I was expecting like Hosier r. Yeah,
somebody said Bbadooby or who but Dooby? On the Texas
any singer that has a stupid stage name or a
band like who but do be Bbadabi. I don't care

(40:03):
what music they make. I have no interest in hearing.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
I think she would agree with you too, I can.
She kind of made that as a joke. The name, Yeah,
well jokes on popular the same thing with Chiles Gambino.
He ain'ts that name?

Speaker 5 (40:16):
It wasn't that? Wasn't that a name generator? Yeah, like
like one of the insane clown posse name generators.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I don't know if it was insane.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
I thought it was like the Juggalo one.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Maybe it was. It sounds like something like, yeah, make
up your name.

Speaker 8 (40:29):
And exactly what about the super vague action movie names
like I ended up loving the movie Edge of Tomorrow,
but it sounded like nothing and I slept on it
for a long time, and like Quantum of Solace, like
shut up, what does it even mean?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
No, those those don't bother Quantum I can't say bothered me.
But those don't stick out to me as much as
some of the ones that you see where they do
the Oscar nominations, they go Film of the Year and
it's something you've never heard of, but it's a really
weird title. Yeah, you're like, okay, well that's why I
got the nomination having a slaves of cheesecake on Mars right.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
And then Charles Gambino, Uh, the name Generator is from
Wu Tang Clan.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh got it? Yeah, Tex says I've never watched Game
of Thrones just because of the name. I don't know why.
That's just how it is. Anyone named prince or king,
even if they're a kid, like, no, don't care to
know you. It's like you were talking about some chick
that you and Morgan might meet. Yeah, jelly beans. Jelly Beans,

(41:32):
Like anybody who's an influencer and they have a name
like that, don't care to know you. You may be
a great person, could be a Nobel Prize winner, but
not for you, not for me. Uh nine squid Games.
Won't watch it gat you. That's the one I would
have to read right, ub version. It's the darkest, most

(41:52):
violent show. It is great. Never watch Snakes on the
Plane just because of the title.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Oh, worst name ever.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah, egg, it's not even a terrible name. And there's
not it's not even egg, right, I mean it's it's
just a dairy yolk in it.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
I think maybe the o G recipe was Maybe here's.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Something I don't even know what it is and I
don't care to head.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Cheese, Yes, it's disgusting. It makes greg corny. It's meat.
It's like all the varieties of is dat post board?

Speaker 5 (42:26):
But it meats.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
It's not it's not cheese at all. It's not even
che it's delicious. Not it's meat. What about pimento loaf? Yeah?

Speaker 18 (42:34):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Is that mittle pimento sliced into bologney or something?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Cheese? Is it not cheese? I don't know, because they
got me cheese because they have that on that like vomit,
but they have that on those Chick fil a sandwiches,
and then the most unappealing looking thing. It's delicious, that
Chick fil a sandwich, the pimento? What really good? You
ever google image that it looks so gross?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Not?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I think it looks good because I'm it and I
know it's good.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
I think there's like a cheese like shop opening up
down the street. I'm very excited.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Oh you know what I won't touch. I've never tried it,
refused to try. I don't like the name capers.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Oh they're great.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Oh they're good if you like pickles.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
But what about like a couple of burglars get together
and like do a caper.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
No, it's not so old time. I don't even think
about that. Like yeah, like he says, Oh, but the
whole thing, if you're reading the menu at the restaurant,
could sound amazing. It's like, oh, that sounds good, that
sounds good, and it's the capers. I go, nope, next
I'll find something else. It looks like little seeds, right.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
Yeah, littlemos Yeah, yeah, those are good.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Lemone No Text says I totally avoided Glee because of
the name and the first commercial I saw for it.
I get that. Yeah, That's all I needed was that
one commercial? Also, is it? Yeah?

Speaker 18 (43:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Traditional eggnog, by the way, is yeah, egg yolks, that's
not how That's not what it is now right, I mean,
I mean synthetic. I don't know, right, I honestly don't know.
But it's delicious. It's like tricking a melted milkshake. Yeah,
so how can you know?

Speaker 8 (44:02):
Like Pimento is a red bell pepper, Pimento che Yeah,
who that's the worst name.

Speaker 7 (44:10):
I have a dog question. Greg is not supposed to
be warm or cold?

Speaker 15 (44:15):
Cold?

Speaker 7 (44:15):
I thought, yeah, I've never heard of one cold warm eggnog?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah? Really, yeah, I have not had that. They sell
it in the refrigerated section, like milk ice.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
Cold is not good, but warm is good?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Really? Yeah? All right? So a couple of other hubas
stank agreed good music. Another one another band, hate the name,
boy with Yuke. Oh yeah, I don't know that. Somebody said, yeah,
because I've I've heard that before. I don't know what
the music sounds like. It sounds like twenty one Pilots
boy with you hate the name, but good music. It

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sounds so much like text.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Twenty one Pilots, I would think it is the dude
from twenty one Pilots because he wears a mask.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
See there you go. Uh maybe I like because I
like twenty one Pilots, but Boy with Yuke would get skipped.
Oh a B or a band name. I hate Goo
Goo Dolls. I mean I don't hate their music, that names.
I remember the first time I heard the name Hoodie
and the Blowfish. You go, well, that's terrible. Yeah, And

(45:14):
I was picturing like some kind of like hipster or whatever.
It's so not right, but I remember they were going
to play like some it was the halftime of some
football game like NFL playoffs or whatever. Yeah, I mean
obviously a billion years ago. When now, the early nineties
is that when they came out or mid nineties, mid nineties? Yeah,
and then FI for Poody and the Blowfish people are

(45:35):
gonna start texting. I know, Boy with Yuk is not
the dude from twenty one Pilots. Yeah, he said, he
sounds like he sounds like yeah, just to clarify, Just
to clarify, all you Boy with the UK fans eight
seven seven forty four Wooding, you can't hit us up
with the text. You could send those texts over to
to nine eighty seven. Gonna take a break, And since
it is a throwback Thursday, I have this music list thing.

(45:56):
We like to go over these lists and people go, oh,
these are the best you know what songs of all time?

Speaker 5 (46:01):
To get mad about these the best.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
One hit wonders of all times. We were doing like
a best of seven, but we couldn't couldn't narrow it down.
We're not very good at making decisions like that. Very indecisive. Yah,
but this one. Somebody came up a list of the
best glam metal songs. All right, and I love all
this stuff, Yes, I love it. We'll see if you
like the songs on this list. Comically large, disgusting, the

(46:25):
woody show.

Speaker 18 (46:28):
All right.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Well, for this week's throwback lists, it's time to get
out your hairspray your spandex, because we are talking the
top glam metal songs of all time, according to the
nice people at Ultimate Classic Rock. You've probably heard about
that website before. I fear paying attention to rock music
at all. I will make a note here there is

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no Van Halen or Guns N' Roses on the list
because they consider and they explain this in their right up.
They consider them to be traditional rock. I totally agree. Yeah,
I totally agree.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Crows would not be on Mellow.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
But here's what is on the list. You got def
Leffard photograph, no great song. I'm a lephead boy. Oh dude, God,
the ruled I told you. Jeff Leffard was the first CD.
I thought it nice and that was hysteria because four
Some Sugar on Me was the big song of the time.

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Great song. You got Molly Crue on the list kickstart, but.

Speaker 19 (47:32):
This got me so much true on this list, all.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Right, So there's Molly Crue also on the Best Glam
Metal Songs of All Time. The band is Rat, Round
and Round. I had a rat on your mouth?

Speaker 19 (47:51):
Love, are you scarious?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I worked at that that record store, one of my
first jobs, and the assistant manager that I answered to
all the time, his name is Matt Huge rat fan
and l a guns get a rat with two t's yes, yes, nice, Yeah,
another one of my favorites. I know, polarizing because he became,

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you know, an old guy and whatever. But then in
his day Bonds Jovi. Oh, I mean, I'm just beautiful
life shaver as well. Odd's right, Yeah, talk to that
person off the Bridge.

Speaker 8 (48:32):
I got a lot of crap for this song growing
up because Gina works the diner all day.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Oh yeah, why would you get crap for that? It
goes to your work a diner all day.

Speaker 15 (48:40):
That's it.

Speaker 18 (48:40):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
It was all about Johnny and Gina.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yeah, like all of this.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
He worked on the Dog, I know, but he's references
those two names and a lot of his songs. Story
also on the list from Ultimate Classic Rock of the
Best glam Metal Songs of All Time Poison Yes not
but a good Time, don't say Just raise your hand
when you recognize any of these songs.

Speaker 11 (49:05):
She knows you know all these songs.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah, she used to work out a butt rock station.
She was forced to be exposed to them. Okay, see
that's that's another term. I've never understood butt rock.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
Butt rock?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Yeah, like why like why butt rock? Like butt rock
to me would be something like indie alternative skinny jeans dudes,
kind of like, you know.

Speaker 17 (49:23):
You.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Never heard of butt rock. I heard the term butt rock?

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Yeah, yeah, repretitive lyrics and heavy guitar riffs, it says,
but yeah is late nineties to two thousands.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Butt rock. Also on their list Aerosmith loving an Elevator.

Speaker 15 (49:44):
Before.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, that's glam rock. I wouldn't quit that.

Speaker 20 (49:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Seven.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
I understand visually they look kind of girly, but I
don't see like glam.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Like glam I think is like white sneaks can totally poison.
I mean, I could see the argument either way, but
I think because it Stephen Tyler, Yeah, definitely. It was
when he did this thing with run DMC. That's pretty
glam rockery.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
There's another fist degree other def Leppard on the list, yes,
at number seven, Gotten to Buy that CD hell yeah yeah.
And then Quiet Riots.

Speaker 21 (50:28):
Yeah, that was the other post I had. You didn't
really next to my rat post? Right yeah, Quiet Mother
Up and Riot Amazing.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I was like they spelled they spelled it cum on
Feel the Noise. Yeah, so you're you're apparently dumping one
on Feel the Noise.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Twisted Sister on the list. This reminds me there was
a movie that came out late eighties early nineties. It
was Iron Eagle.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Ye Is that the Loisson?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah yeah yeah, uh. This is one of the songs
that the kid and I forget his name, the kid
was gonna go bust his father out for the terrorists
had him hold held hostage and he was, yeah, he's
flying the play, but he had that he would put
a walkman kind of like on his like strap to
his leg while he's like, you know, busting ass. This noise, Yeah,

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and this and this is one of the songs that
have Yeah, another Motley Crue song there at number ten
on their list live Wire all these songs. You do
cocaine too? Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 8 (51:45):
If that song's on an Unskinny Bop, isn't, I'm gonna
throw something through the window, dude.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Unskinny Bob is a great song. Yeah, I love Unskinny.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Bob and the video was awesome.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Also on their list, And this is a band I've
never been able to stand Kiss.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
Oh god, I've been to six kissing.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh my god, I hate kiss so much. Lick it up.
Surprise you don't like them? Yeah, I hate him.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
I'm a big crack shows are I.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Think because I hate Gene Simmons so much and Paul
Stanley I hate them both. Yeah, Well, because Jeene Simmons
is a dick. He's just a dope, takes takes himself
way too seriously. That's part of the miss Nae like
that an actors. He really works, manas did you U?
Did you mention White Snake?

Speaker 18 (52:35):
I did?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Oh here we go again?

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Hell yeah, oh yeah, I still have a beef now
going back to your arrows. I don't think Aerosmith should
be on this list. I'll take it Ultimate Classic round.

Speaker 12 (52:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I think Sticks should be on there more than Stairs.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I think Stick should be on the Glamor because they're
no very dude. They had Sticks on ice. Dude. Look
there's a very glammy. There's a couple of skid Row
songs on the list, including Yeah You've Gone Wild?

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Oh yeah, I forgot about this song. I know, totally

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forgot that.

Speaker 15 (53:40):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, yeah you don't remember You've Gone Wild?

Speaker 18 (53:48):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
You had to remember this song. This song was huge
from them eighteen and nine. Oh yeah, so dramatic. Hell yeah?
Is Nelson on there? Nelson's on that? But I do

(54:12):
like Nelson didn't make the list. You made the list, an,
see what else would you like on here? Rocky like
a hurricane. She's like, yeah, that's what I call rocky.

(54:34):
You can get it on six dish from Times exactly.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
It's all this.

Speaker 11 (54:39):
Number now.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
A cool A pair of fuzzy dies, heyst man warrant
cherry pop.

Speaker 19 (54:51):
Yes, obviously, so good.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Obviously I remember the video. Yeah, I probably made you
a man. That was a great That was a great song, though,
I see what I saw a winger seventeen.

Speaker 19 (55:12):
Maybe they loved the teenage girl about in the day
about it.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
It was cool like the younger. They were like the
biggest stud you were, you know. Yeah, Oh dude, you
nailed a fourteen year old sweet bro. Let's sing about it. Yeah, yeah,
they love that back in the shit write a song
about it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Did you say Nelson made the list?

Speaker 18 (55:41):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Nelson did not make the list?

Speaker 5 (55:44):
I was like, thought the Rain would be on.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
That and even did an unskinny bop, which I really
find interesting. I call foul. Yeah, I mean where it's
like damn Yankees, Oh you're like high enough, dude. Again,
this is ultimate classic rock. They're the ones who came
up with the with the list. They had a couple
other Aerosmith songs, and they're including dude looks like a lady.
I mean, I set side with me. This is traditional rock.

Speaker 7 (56:09):
Yeah, I'll call it like kind of pop rock on.

Speaker 18 (56:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Also they put on the list too, was called Firewoman
as glamorn though I don't know about this. There's gay
lighting people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's throw in a few
that don't below.

Speaker 20 (56:27):
I think that's every list that comes out these days,
that they have to throw something in there crazy and
get people to talk about the list.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, means are all great lists, you know why I
like it so much?

Speaker 15 (56:51):
Footing Yeah, speaking there.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
There's glam metal songs according to Ultimate Classic Rock. I
like them so fun. Doug Masters, thank you Texters. Doug
Masters was the name of the kid in Iron Eagle
to go bus his data. Hell yeah, the Masters more
what he showed next? Hang up right after these the

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Woody Show. All right, So my buddy Tony, you know
Tony whipping Boy, legendary legends. Yes, yeah, I got two
great words. Oh yeah. Anyway, he is a big student
of all that music.

Speaker 22 (57:41):
Huh Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
And I know because I've heard this before and I
think he is right about this. But he says, and
he texted, he said, I think the term butt rock
came from radio stations that claimed they played nothing butt rock.
So there were other radio stations that would come along,
like eventually alternative stations would come along and they were
trying to differentiate themselves at that time. So I do
remember that story. The alternative stations were coming in and

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some of them were playing like there was very few
of the new wavy kind of alternative station. Alternate stations
really popped up as a thing when Grune hit Yeah,
okay and so on. Guns and Roses was huge until
Nirvana came out. Nirvana killed Guns n' Roses and all
that hair metal stuff like Poison, all that stuff was
done after that. And so these two different kind of

(58:25):
rocks three really because you had your traditional rock station,
you had a classic rock station, and you had these
alternative stations, and how do you differentiate these stations that
were playing nothing butt rock? It became a term butt rock.
That makes a lot more sense. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
Anyway, Yeah, the Google says that it's uh stuff like
Creed nickel Back and three Doors.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Down that also, yeah that also because I remember when
that stuff started too, like it's the butt rock station
that plays Yeah, yeah, thank you, Tony, And anyway, let's see,
I think Tony should be excited because isn't weird now
going on? Oh he's a word Ow fan. Yeah, he's huge. Wed.

Speaker 10 (59:09):
This is.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thank you for being here giving
us some of your valuable time this morning. My name
is what do you? That is Greg Gory? Good morning,
we got menace.

Speaker 18 (59:24):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Gina grad is here?

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Good morning, Gina, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
There's sea mass. We've got Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. You can also hit us up with a
text over to too, nine eight seven. We're going to
get into a diarrhea of topics. We'll just bring up
a bunch of random stuff. You feel free to call
in and be a part of whatever it is that

(59:48):
you'd like to be a part of. You can call
in at that number, or you could text over. If
you don't want to call in and get on the air,
we'd like to get you on the air. And typically
we have a follow up question sometimes with with some
of these things that people will send over. But a
couple of different questions and Greg Gorey, you had one, Yeah,
what random thing do you find trashy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
I bet you was just so long.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I'm gonna say that that's got to be a very
long list for Greg. But well, yeah, usually it's like
the core stuff. But one thing in particular was I
might have brought this up before, but when uh wife
or a husband calls the wife or the husband dude,
it is so to me that so much like your

(01:00:34):
your husband is not dude, your wife is not dude.
If you call each other that, I think your relationship
is kind of in trouble now, Greg, we have some
mutual friends. Our friends Chad Nileen right and calls she
calls him dude, and he calls her dude. In fact,
that's her like, that's her like pet name. I would

(01:00:56):
call my wife face. She'll call me cookie right that
face like fine to have a nickname. But started with
I was saying, like I love your face, and it
just got shortened to face, what's up? Face?

Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
I think I hate it even more when the wife
calls the husband dude, because it's like he's your friend,
your buddy, your frat bro, this is your husband, your
best friend. You know, it's bizarre and it's trashy to me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I was gonna say I saw something yesterday and just
reminded me as soon as you said that question was
there was a guy behind me in traffic and he
had just a bunch of like hats sitting on the
front windshield of his car. Oh you know, like it's
like he had a hat and he gets in the car,
he throws up on the windshield. But he has like
just a couple of different ones to choose from. Should
you want to like change into something else. Or people

(01:01:43):
that put like a bunch of stuff on the back
ledge of the of the window, like bubbleheads yeah, or
stuffed animal. Yeah, you see people that got a bunch
of crap, Like I don't know, I think that stuff
is trashy.

Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
Yeah, mine's kind of more along this vein And I
know it had a moment, but I hate it. I'm
sorry to anyone I offend. Who has it word art
like with those peel stickers on like love like on
your kitchen.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
Wall you got a friend here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
And oh yeah, or a plaque or stenciled on the wall. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:02:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Well we went to uh we went to BUCkies. There
was like a whole section and I saw people, Yeah,
there's a whole section those signs loading them up. There
were a hundred laundry kitchen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
The family that being said Gina, why did you buy
one of those BUCkies and try to give it to Greg.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
Because that's not the same thing. Do you mean the
the sign I bought? The sign I bought rules It
says keep common BUCkies on. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I just like Greg's saying in like cursive, like trying
to be fancy. I hate that. Be grateful.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Yeah, no, keep comming common BUCkies on.

Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
The singer Sabrina Harbender was at BUCkies and she was
just making fun of those. Oh yeah, I couldn't believe
their collection they Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Honestly a random thing that I find trashy female bartenders
in their forties. Oh interesting. I mean again, there's no
wrong answers here because it's just whatever your opinion is, right, right, something.

Speaker 10 (01:03:21):
Random I find trashy. I just noticed this over the weekend,
and I know that it's something that we get annoyed
by because they're drawing attention. But people who play their
own music loudly in public to make it's so trashy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
It is a trashy thing to do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Or just talking on speakerphone in public, yeah, super trashy.
And the other one I'm going to bring up here
to you can call in text in on any of
these questions. So what's something you find trashy? That was
Greg's question. We've done a whole segment about this before,
but I was just going to put it in here
as part of the diary of topics. When it comes
to your family, why they beefing? Oh yes, love that fights?

(01:03:57):
Like who's fighting? And what are they fighting about? The
dumb more stuff and the yeah, the dumb stuff nothing
like nothing serious, like somebody was abusive or like we
get that. I'm talking about like the dumb reasons why
there are two people in your family who are battling. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
Also, like, let's take out politics on this one too.
Let's be like, oh, they were fighting over like who's
going to bring the pie to Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Stuff like that. The status the status. Forty percent of
families fight or have open disagreements during the holidays. Forty
That is pretty high. I'm so glad I'm not in
one of those families like parents. Yeah, there's no one.
Everyone's cool. That's good. Nice. I haven't be there if
that bitch is going to be their kind of thing. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:04:40):
I have an example just from this past weekend. A
good friend of mine was at her husband's sister's baby shower,
and mid baby shower, her sister announces to everybody, I'm pregnant.
So the one who started to fight, yeah, because then
the one who's pregnant and having the baby shower said, can.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
You do you not give me anything? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
She said, yeah, can I not have anything? Gee?

Speaker 19 (01:05:07):
She's right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
I mean you couldn't wait until another you can throw
under trashy too, so that the person waits to the
person whose party it was, Yeah, it's her first baby,
so that her first, So she's the younger, she's the
younger sibling.

Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
Right, her first by the other sister already has two
kids and announces mid shower, guess what, everybody, I'm pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
That's weak. Yeah, no, eight seven seven forty four. I'll
tell you, well, let's keep this one because I think
we have two really good beef and good things to
play off of here. So when it comes to family
stuff and there's some disagreement or some fight going on
in your family, why they beefing? And the more ridiculous
the reason, the better we'd like to hear about that.
And you can say anonymous. By the way, you don't
give out like names and stuff. Uh. And then the

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other one is what is something that you find trashy?
Eight seven seven forty four. Let's go to Glenn here.
Glenn's got something on the on the trashy topic. Hey,
good morning, Glenn. How are you?

Speaker 15 (01:06:05):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
All right, So what do you what do you find trashy?

Speaker 15 (01:06:10):
I absolutely find congo lins trashy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Like specifically trash, well dumb, there's one dumb.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
Yeah, but you might be at a trashy party if
that's happening, Like you're not at a classic party.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I can't recall the last time I saw one.

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
Yeah, it's been on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Do they break out where you go?

Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Yeah, like if you're at a really nice party.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
No, that's thing. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
You're not at a nice wedding, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
Yeah, I feel like it's a vestige of the past.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Yeah, even like all that stuff though, like the Congo
lins doing the electric slide.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
I tried to bring that back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Yeah, I mean, you know, all though the chicken dance
or whatever, you know, the hokey pokey. If I could
do any of those dumb things that people do at
these at these events, these weddings.

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Or whatever. I don't have to run out of the
room if.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Yeh, yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:07:05):
The trashy thing at a wedding is the money dance,
like where you dance with the ride and then you
give them money the dollar an adult.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
I didn't know people did that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
That's awful. All right, Glenn, thank you for the call.
I appreciate you listening to the Will show. Yeah, where
you get to more of your calls on our two topics.
Greg's question what's something that you find trashy? And then
the other question, why are they beefing? So why are
they beefing? Like you know, fights between people and your family,
the holiday gatherings and everything else, like two people just

(01:07:36):
not getting along over something really dumb that that happened
between them. And then what do you find trashy? Eight
seven seven forty four? What is the phone number you
can hit us up with the text over to two
to ninety seven show. All right, So we have a
couple of questions for our diarrhea of topics. Number one

(01:07:56):
is what's something that you find trashy? Somebody says smoking
around children, for shaking any single interest, whether it be religion, weed, guns, etcetera.
Your entire personality. And then people who talk on speakerphone
in the public place. That's from the A one to
eighty're right now. I have one that involves televisions, and
I'm guilty of it. On one television right now is

(01:08:17):
showing the power cord.

Speaker 20 (01:08:19):
If you have a TV, they spend all the time
and energy to get hung on the wall. You can
get electrician to like put a power outlet behind the
TV for like nothing, and they go, oh, well, I'm
a renser I can't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
Then why are you even mounting the TV? Like you
should just have it on a stand?

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Yeah, because you can always get it patched up to Yeah,
TV cord hanging out the cord.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Straight to jail.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Have so much a couple hundred bucks, they can put
the outlet there, No big deal. Some family drama in Florida.
Sixty one year old broader name is Cheryl Hyatt. She
got herself arrested lost hersh when her daughter told her
that she wanted to go live with her dad. Now,
Cheryl didn't like that idea, pulled out a kitchen knife
and a super cute pink taser, pointed them at her

(01:09:09):
daughter and her ninety year old mother who happened to
be there at the time, and she shouted, I've got
a taser, I've got pepper spray. Oo's first, Yeah, what's up?
According to the court, she blocked the door to keep
them from leaving, but then the daughter eventually escaped through
the garage and called nine to one one. The grandma's fine.
She managed to sneak out while Cheryl was distracted having

(01:09:31):
her hissy fit, and nobody was hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
But why would you ever want to go live with dad?

Speaker 19 (01:09:36):
Totally?

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Some family some family drama there? Stay, I will go
to anonymous on the family drama thing. Anonymous here on
line number two. Good morning, Good morning morning. So why
are they beefing? What's going on your family? Why they
beef it?

Speaker 17 (01:09:51):
Okay, So my grandma lived in with my mom quite
a while ago, and they were already kind of beefing.
But on Christmas Eve last year, my grandma must have
eaten something that made her feel sick, and she pooped
all over her bathroom, like she must have missed the
toilet or something, and so my parents found it the

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next morning because of the smell.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
She didn't clean it, didn't she was just mad.

Speaker 17 (01:10:19):
She didn't tell anybody about it. It's like my parents
woke up and found out about it because of the smell.
She didn't tell anybody about it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Does she have like dementia or something?

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Oh, didn't she say?

Speaker 17 (01:10:31):
When they asked her about it, she said that she
felt sick and that she was just tired. She was sleeping,
But she didn't tell anybody about it, and they didn't
really confirm her about it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
So you ever have that, Like I tell you if
I have to take a dump and people are sleeping
and you don't want to make the noise of the toilet,
like I'll just camel it or I will just go
ahead and flush and then make my apologies later, Like
what do you want me to do? Your leave is
in there? Yeah, but I mean sometimes you're in that
that kind of weird middle area. He's still a upper

(01:11:00):
deck or dude and hid it on the top. Yeah, Yeah,
thank you Anonymous. You listen to woods show A great dad?
Grandma is an animal a pig. My aunt on my
dad's side beefing with my parents about my sister's Sweet
fifteen cake because my grandma dad's mom didn't get enough

(01:11:22):
slices of cake. This incident. This incident happened fifteen plus
years ago, there's still beefing about it. Wow, was it
a sweet fifteen Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Maybe it's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
My family beef between my brother and my sister. Long
story short, my brother's my brother's girlfriend was apparently hitting
on my sister's boyfriend who lives in Tijuana, so she
instantly cut her off, and now my brother isn't talking
to my sister. Funny thing is, my sister isn't even
with that guy from Mexico anymore. Beefing.

Speaker 8 (01:11:53):
I have a sort of a similar story. My cousin
doesn't like her brother's wife, so in a big family
picture we took at a wedding, she cropped her out.
But this is a giant family portrait that hangs over
the couch. So when the brother and the wife came
over and saw that little miss miss was cut out,

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they haven't talked in a year.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
My aunt was upset because my mom's best friend didn't
remember that she was the one who got her a
babysitting job back in the sixties. Yeah, Jesus. A beef
started between my uncles because my uncle's wife made chicken
instead of turkey for Thanksgiving. And didn't tell anybody in advance,
and my uncles didn't speak for years after that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
What yeah, Well, I have the thing in the family
where our truck was sold and some other family members
weren't asked if they wanted to buy it, and people
didn't speak for like twenty years and they still barely
speak family.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Why are they beef and my mom's sister beefs with
me because I wear dresses to holidays or family events.
They're not even sexy or tight or low cut dresses.
Is there just cute festive dresses? So just to be petty,
I'd buy a new dress for every event.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Okay, I's wrong with that because no one else is
dressed up.

Speaker 10 (01:13:06):
Maybe you're just hanging out the house and then only
one person shows up all dressed.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Usually the parents want again that all right, So onto
the trashy thing? What do you find to be trashy?
Our other question here for our diarrhea of topics, let's
go to Brandon Hey, good morning, Brandon, Hey Brandon, Hey, now.

Speaker 15 (01:13:24):
Hey, miss when when people don't wash their hands after
getting the restaurom, especially in restaurants dating one time, all
of that sizzler the hell?

Speaker 18 (01:13:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:13:37):
Brother, every good push story.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
So it's a while ago ahead. Sorry you said, let's.

Speaker 15 (01:13:44):
Tell the sizzler. I was washing my hands over the
course of a while, was washing my hands. This dude
comes in, goes number one, and and after he's done,
he's just straight still watched out, and I'm still washing
my hand because I'd like to do a good job.
And I was telling myself, if if I see this
dude anywhere new the Selard Bar, I'm going to raise hell.
But luckily he didn't go to the Selar Bars, so

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everybody was cool. But yeah, that's why I take. That's
what I take.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
No, we finish that story.

Speaker 8 (01:14:09):
That makes sense because you know a mutual friend of
ours wood he and Sammy, had a problem not washing
his hands after going number one.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
His name is Mark Thompson. And the thing is, you're
touching your wien.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Okay, we're gonna gain, We're gonna get pushed back on this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Yeah, that's it got because a good maybe thirty percent
of guy say, well, if I just go number one,
then I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Have to work off on your argument.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Yeah, we're not dumping our hands in mud. Here's what
they'll say. They'll say, well, I don't touch it. I
only touch the zipper and the fly, and I use
let's say, my the the you know, my waistband to
hold it up and aim it. Therefore, I don't need
to wash my hands. You're still touching the door handle
to the bathroom. You're still touching the door handle to
the urinal. It could you could use a good wash.
But wait a second, you don't have to pull it out. Well,

(01:14:57):
you know you can just like right now, you can
just go and then use five No, not drop them,
but seabassprings have a good points. Like there's way more
dirty things like just being around the office and you're
going and you're grabbing something from the copy machine or
like all the other things. It's just a good operation.
It's not about the fact that you touched your penis

(01:15:18):
and take a leak or whatever. It's just another good
opportunity to Hey, you know what, let's just wash your hands.
It's been a few hours, yeah, because you're right, like,
you know, the people who are just walking around the office,
I mean, their hands are probably just as you know,
dirty and more disgusting than somebody who would just take
a leak. Let's say, if you just washed your hands.
I've seen these people too. They come into the bathroom,

(01:15:38):
they wash their hands first, and then they go take
the leak at the urinal a few times in my life.
Well yeah, and I'm like, well, what's the point A
lot don't want to touch I don't want to touch
my junk with dirty hands. Okay, I said, why so
when you put your mouth on it later? Like maybe,
as long as they wash it both times, I'm fine
with that. Yeah, let's see. Let's go to Cindy. Hey,

(01:15:59):
good morning, Cindy, Good morning, my diary of topics. What
do you find trashy?

Speaker 17 (01:16:05):
I find trashy.

Speaker 18 (01:16:07):
This is like a really annoys me. People that wear
gym clothes and make it their wardrobe for the entire
day and they don't want to go over the gym.
Oh yeah, lakings and yeah they're comfortable, I get it,
but you know they're just out in public lakings And
I'm like, you don't go to the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Don't what she's hitting at is it? Let's real bad
on fat people.

Speaker 18 (01:16:32):
And I agree, you know, I mean, it's like, can
you wear something cute jeans and a sweater, but like
gym clothes, they just get up and lakings just everywhere
right now, if.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
You do go to the gym, you don't want to
walk around in them after if you're all sweaty.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
That's not It's not even about the gym clothes exclusively.
I'm seeing a lot of stuff. I'm sure you guys
are seeing it too, a lot of people talking about
just people dressing in their jammys, like going out to
do Clarens or you'll see him at restaurants. I mean,
not like the really nice places, but just even just
like a like a casual kind of place. You're sitting
there in your jammy's. Can we get rid of the

(01:17:09):
excuse of it's comfortable? Is a robe and slippers and
jeans and a T shirt are not uncomfortable? But my
dad was really comfortable every day in boxer shorts and
a V neck T shirt. But he didn't wear that
to the grocery. So you a call for she listen
to show himself a great day.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
Talking pajamas onesie pajamas for adults. Hell yeah, well you
talked about foy pajamas.

Speaker 10 (01:17:38):
Pajamas just the onesies don't have.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Feet on them. Oh yeah, let's say hi to Peter. Hey,
good morning, Peter, all right, So, uh, what do you
find to be trashy?

Speaker 22 (01:17:48):
So when you're on the phone and then all of
a sudden you hear on the other line they're like
mid bight and like half a burger, and you're trying
to get your point across. You're like, couldn't wait like
two minutes?

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
No, I like, this conversation is not important eating while
you're on the phone. What about? Uh do you do
you feel the same way about what if? I mean
most time you don't know. But what if someone's using
the phone while you know they're on the toilet? Would
that bother me? You're not really hearing anything?

Speaker 22 (01:18:19):
Yeah, but I mean you know when to hit mute
and when not to hit you So.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I just assume most people, I mean, you know you're multitasking.
Greg told me that one time he was on the
phone with me he was pooping. Yeah, exactly. It's fun. Yeah,
and Greg's of shy pooper, as we all know. Yeah,
and you didn't know, I didn't know, wouldn't care.

Speaker 22 (01:18:39):
I guess it all depends on who you know who and.

Speaker 15 (01:18:43):
Who not to do that around. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Yeah, all right, Peter, thank you to call. I appreciate
you this on the ways show tell me all right,
So diarrhea of topics. We'll we'll get to the last
couple of things. You know, the people texting over the
two two nine eight seven. So the two questions. Greg's
question was about, uh, what do you find to be trashy?
And then this other one that that I brought up,
why are they beefing? So there's a family fight at
an open disagreement that's going on in your family between

(01:19:08):
two people, and the more ridiculous reason the better, Like
the the argument that somebody hit up hit us up
with their aunt is arguing with their mom, arguing about
like who got our babysitting job back in the sixties,
still arguing about that. If you got something for us
eight seven seven or send us a text over to
two to nine eighty seven, will be right back. What

(01:19:30):
do you show? Going to be back a bit? Listen
to the non threatening music this semester show much fun
with it.

Speaker 15 (01:19:39):
No, what do you show?

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
All right, welcome back. Let's let's wrap this whole thing
up full topic here on things that either people find
trashy Diary of topics. That was Greg's question, what's something
that you find trashy getting a lot of pajamas in
public texts. Yeah, as I'm saying, I was noticing a
lot about that. And then also why they be And
forty percent of families fight or have open disagreements during

(01:20:04):
the holidays, And these are the main topics, by the way,
that you want to stay away from politics number one, sure,
but didn't win by much. Politics had thirty four percent,
and then family dynamics or past agrievances was thirty two percent.
So ongoing stuff that's been brewing and then just bubbles
over and then it's a tie between relationships and finances.

(01:20:26):
So try to avoid stuff like you know, that wife
of yours is why you don't have any money, things
like that. Arguing about those things, you know, pointless, but
another reason to avoid them. There's a one in three
chance it becomes just an all out war. Yeah, bring
it up at your next gathering. Yeah this. Paulicy found
that a third of holiday fights end up escalating into
lasting fights that can impact these relationships for years. And

(01:20:50):
that's what's been going on between Like my aunt Chrissy
and my aunt Linda made some comment about about my
other aunt's son in law called them a loser, and
then that was it. They were super close rep until then.
Damn ago, Oh my god, it was like six years
ago and they haven't. They barely spoken. They saw each

(01:21:12):
other at say something recently, and it was like a
quick like hello, hello, yeah, and then that and then
that was it. On the trashy thing, good morning. I
find a trashy when people performative talk to their animals
or small babies when they realize that they're in the
presence of others, like that six month old baby or
small dog can't talk to this person is one sided

(01:21:32):
arguing with it about some cutesy subject that's more attention seeking. Yeah,
insane and it's adorable. Yeah, who did.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
Trouble?

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Uh see some of the other ones on the text.
A friend recently sent out birthday invites for her kid,
and on the invite was a list of acceptable gifts.
What such as gift cards for Sam's just look really trashy.

Speaker 10 (01:22:01):
I kind of love the registry for kids birthday parties though,
because if I don't know what they already have, they
can That's how I know what to get them.

Speaker 19 (01:22:08):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
Yeah, what are they going to?

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
The one? I find it super trashy. When people post
their Venmo or cash app link in their social media
bio or o their windshield, why are they beefing? Said one.
For a large amount of my family is beefing with
me because my wedding was no children allowed. It's been
three years and more than half of my family doesn't

(01:22:32):
talk to me because of it. Yeah, they're probably annoying trashy.
Five O four says making your sexuality your whole personality.
We know a few people like that. Trash so annoying,
trashy bumper stickers, anything from TIMU and motorcycle rallies, says
the eight six four. That's a good list. I think

(01:22:55):
thin lipped white women are trashy. Also, highlighter, pink lipstick,
vomit oaks. Yeah, women with extremely long fingernails they can't function,
and how they wipe their asses about getting poop on
their nails very trashy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
I do wonder about that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Yeah, but anyway, thank you very much everybody for your
calls and your feedback of topics. Take a quick break
more what he shows nextggle triggle, triggle handles. We're talking
about these only fans checks. I was mentioning the Greg

(01:23:32):
he said, you know, I feel like Greg and I
are on the same page, Like there will come a
day where we retire. Yes, and at that point when
I don't have to even be aware of certain things
because of this job, Like part of your job does
have a general awareness. I don't know if you know
anything about necessarily, but you have to be aware. It's

(01:23:54):
part of your job. I will no longer know about anything.
I have zero interesting Like this is one chick that
the minister's jelly beans or whatever, like, oh, jelly bean,
I don't even care to know who that person is,
Like we might run into her, so we're excited. What
the hell is a jelly bean?

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
She's an only fan of chick, but she's really into
into cars. And then she's always like pissing off dudes
because she buys like Lamborghini's like she's buying a cup
of water, and she like smashes them and jumps on them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
And wow, that makes I don't get so that these
parts of the planet, like I will no longer have
to even be aware of to be aware of it. Absolute,
It'll be great. It'll be great.

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
Would yeah, I mean Greg, if he looked at her page,
he would rage so hard.

Speaker 9 (01:24:44):
Because she's destroying nice cars. Yeah, I don't think I
would rage. I would be envious.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
I don't rage. It's not even jealousy. I just I
don't care, Like, who is this? Why do that's what jumping?

Speaker 12 (01:24:57):
And for me?

Speaker 9 (01:24:58):
All right, I'm right, Like for me, it's kind of
that age old thing where the celebrities hate the national
inquire for example, right and paparazzi, but the public creates
the demand for it. So it's this never cycle. My
issue is not even with this jelly Beans chick. She
can do whatever the hell she wants. My question, it's
not my rage, it's my wonderment. Who watches this?

Speaker 18 (01:25:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Millions of people? No, I get it. I'm not asking
how many people watch? Like why what he rages? Hardcore
in these people all the time live. It's not raging.
I just don't get it. But we end up having
to talk about this stuff because that's part of like
I said, it's part of the job. I won't even
be aware of this kind of stuff because and I will.
I will dismiss right now jelly Beans to probably a

(01:25:42):
very nice person. I have no idea, don't know. I
heard about her today. I have no idea. But it's
kind of like when we heard about The Marvelous Missus Masel.
I'm like, that's a show I'll never watch just based
on the title alone. Yeah, it was like it just
seems like to try hard if that makes sense, and
it turns out, you know what, would actually like it?
I go, I might. I can't take the title, yeah,

(01:26:03):
Like it's just not taking that risk. So then I
watch it, I'm like, Okay, it is funny, and I
like the show Man. Is that title suck?

Speaker 15 (01:26:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
So I judge I certainly, And you could say that
you don't and you're a liar. I judge books by
the cover all the time. Most of the time. Most
people don't admit it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
There's another show I won't watch because of the title.
Bob Hart Abasola, what do you say?

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
What does eve mean?

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
What do you say?

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Freaking worst ever? But it's been on and Molly, Yeah,
and it might be the greatest show ever. The show.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
Yeah, Bob and then a heart a heart symbol.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Yeah, it's been on for a while, it's done now, yeah, yeah, no,
it was very successful.

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
So he's Bob and she's Abaola.

Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
Yeah, and I have uh I have no way of
knowing that they were actually together, like they're supposed to
be married. Like they barely had any scenes together on
this TV show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
It was very coage. It was very frustrating. That's why
it works.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
They were supposed to get like remarried. They don't even
kiss in the scene.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
They like it's like five Seasons.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Yes, yeah, there was no chemistry.

Speaker 13 (01:27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
And the only reason I ever heard about it was
they would advertise the crap out of it during football
and CBS.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
You never heard of it. It was on a major
network for five Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Have you heard of the Neighborhood?

Speaker 10 (01:27:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Yes, it's like kind of like the same thing. I
think I've heard of that.

Speaker 7 (01:27:30):
I think that the Neighborhood is actually live Seasons.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
It's a little more entertaining.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Here's a question. What is something that you have blown
off just because you didn't like the name? Yeah, that's good.
If you got one, some way to text two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 7 (01:27:47):
Don't get me hard, don't give me, don't get you started.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
It started on Hey, hey, guys, don't get one.

Speaker 12 (01:27:58):
That's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:27:58):
I was named after Uncle Jean, and if I was
a boy, I would have been Eugene, and I feel
like a lot of people would have blown me off
for having the name Eugene.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
It's not a great name.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Was there like a band or is there a show
or a movie? You're like nope, Oh yeah, like the
name Brad. I find it repulsively.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
I heart Huckabees. Couldn't couldn't get involved in that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Yeah, yeah, now I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (01:28:19):
I still don't know, still don't care, yeap.

Speaker 9 (01:28:21):
Kind of like how you said you don't like the
word whimsy. I don't like using heart as a verb.
I heart you, my heart.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
You're working for the wrong company.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Well yeah, well right, well okay, shit, you have to
like it. Yeah, So what's a What's something that you
immediately judged or decided not to watch, not to listen to,
not to read, whatever, just based on the name alone.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
Yeah, the title is no good?

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Hit us up on the text two.

Speaker 14 (01:28:48):
Yeah, team, I sit down, sit down when I peace Sometimes, Okay,
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
I'm not less of a man because of me.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
I'm a man sometimes, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
What I did show, We'll be right back.

Speaker 18 (01:29:05):
M