FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 28th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, Is.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
It lies the Woody Show? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'll say it's Monday. It is April the twenty eighth,
twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here. We are
the Woody Show. Yeah, my name is Whatody. That is
Greg Gory, Good morning, Menace is here. Happy Monday. Gina grats. Oh,
it's a genus birthday week. That's wow. Yeah, it's Gina's
birthday week. Her birthday is what Thursday?

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Is that the first Monday thirtieth is Wednesday? Yeah, Thursday thirty.
I always forget is there thirty or thirty one days?
But that's thirty days? Happy payday week?

Speaker 6 (01:20):
Begin Oh, that's the that's the real headline.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
We're getting We're getting paid this week.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yes week, my birthday present.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
There is Sea Bass. We've got Sammy Borton, Menji in
the What Show production department. Morgan's taking your calls. We've
got Von our video producer. Now, let's just say you
want to call in be part of things today. You
can give us a call at eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. I hope
everybody had a great weekend. We'll get caught up on

(01:46):
that with the weekend cheers and jeers. Also see what
the big trending news headlines are for you. This morning,
Menace has the latest in the world of entertainment. We've
got the birthdays, the porn of birthday coming up for
you today, and a dumb ass contest later on this
We're going to play the Craigslist price is right. Yeah,
so that's happening today. What is your take, because you're

(02:08):
new on the show, Yeah, you haven't even been a
full year yet. What is the deal with your birthday?
Are you into it? Are you not into it? I
don't know we're supposed to react to your birthday.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
I mean, I appreciate a nice sentiment, you know, hey,
happy birthday, Hey, thank you, but I totally forgot that
my birthday's coming up. Who cares? It's great birthday?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well even still, like, I'm not a birthday person at all.
I don't it sounds weird being a person who's on
the radio I don't like the attention of it, that is,
I find it awkward. Understand that, Yeah, I find it.
I just find it awkward. Totally other attention, don't mind,
it's fine, you know, but like the there's something about
birthday attention. I agree. I don't like getting gifts. Love
giving gifts, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
But that just makes it more awkward.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Are we supposed to get your gift?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah? I love gifts.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, so we're supposed to get your gifts.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
You don't have to.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Are you expecting a gift?

Speaker 6 (02:57):
I'm not expecting anything.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Now, Okay, let's just say take an argument. Yeah, like,
you know, what's what's an acceptable spend on a gift.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
It's spend money, doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Like someone we've been on the show with less than
a year, right, right, I know that's a card.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
That's a card.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, there's no budget.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
That's a trinket. That's like a Fridgeman.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
Cards these days, there was seven bucks. Yeah, serious, that's
all you deserve.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Somebody told me when it comes to gifts for somebody
that you're dating, Yeah, it's ten bucks for every month
you've been together up to a year, right, so it'll
be like one hundred and twenty bucks if you've been
together for one year and then and then yeah, well
it's like because sometimes people go too far. Yeah you've
only been dating for a couple of months and yeah,

(03:40):
and then they do it correct things like that.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
So you're supposed to spend if we were all dating,
like seventy.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Ish bucks, seventy bucks, seventy bucks are left.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
That's too much, that's way too much. How about seven?
Like you said, like a card.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Any time you've seen the price of things, you know exactly.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Do you not the time?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Do you have a cake preference? Because that's true, and
charge of the cake even if you don't eat it,
we eat it.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Can I tell you that my favorite cake is yellow
cake with chocolate frosting, yellow cake with Yeah, I don't
like chocolate cake. I like yellow cake.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah with chocolate.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Chocolate frosting.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Okay, it's going to be so fun.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's don't expect anybody to bake a cake, but I'll
have they stop the grocery store. It's great if it
does sound like at home.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Hopefully they make one that day.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
But you don't have to do anything.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
No, And I've always been someone like if I want
to throw a party, like I've taken my friends on
you know, vacations or staycations, like I got the house.
You guys just show up. I love a reason to
get together and I don't like seeing people individually. Everybody
come at once and let's get.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
It over with.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It doesn't have to be for a birthday. Oh no,
it could just be you know, for whatever.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
That's not planning on doing anything.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, that's great, Like go to dinner with your husband, right,
Like my wife and I we like to, you know,
do something like that, like oh yeah for your birthday. Yeah,
we'll go to dinner, but it's not a big to do,
or like we.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Go straight fifties and it's like, hey, honey, for your birthday,
you don't have to cook tonight.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I just watch you. Other people, I suppose other
people would respect it, because if if people who like
to have a big deal about their birthday like menace.
If I'm supposed to go along this whole birthday month thing,
please respect what I like, which is which I have.
I'm just saying in general for people like my wife
won't have it. She goes, it's your birthday, we're gonna
do this. We're gonna have a cake. We're gonna well,

(05:19):
she loves the balloons, get a balloon.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Being so anti birthday, it kind of puts people in
an awkward position. The people that love you and want to
do things for you, you put them in an awkward
position because they're like they feel that they need to
do something.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
But if they really know you, like if you really
know me, you know, it's not a big deal. And
I'm not put off by it. I'm not offended. It's
not me trying to get you to do something nice
for me. Just say hey, man, happy birthday, and I'll go, hey, thanks,
and that'll be in.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Don't test me, right, don't lie to me and say, well,
if they really liked me, they would do it anyway.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Don't do that, Yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
They don't fully trust that exactly.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, that's why I still got you what fourteen thousand
tasty cakes because I wasn't buying it.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, but tasty cakes. I mean that's Look, that's good.
Anytime it's like you're getting together with friends, that's good. Anytime.
It doesn't have to be for a birthday. If you
saw something, if I saw something that I'm like, oh,
you know what, Gino would really like this, I'd probably
just pick it up. Yeah, and I would give it
to you and another time, and when your birthday rolls around, go, well,
you know what. He didn't get me anything on the
actual day, but he did get me whatever it was.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah, I mean, I like an acknowledgment, but it doesn't
have to be. You know, don't hire a stripper or
a clown.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't know where to get salmon sperm, so I
don't know what to get her for a birthday. So
I should cancel the stripper.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Cancel the stripper.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
If he streaty ordered one thing.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Would he judges harshly as an adult who has a
birthday party for themselves, Well, that's.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
What I'm saying. I'm fully claiming that, like it's my birthday,
I'm going to pay for the house, everybody come down,
will do a weekend.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, Well I think that's normal. Well is normal because
he had this one friend, this woman. I don't even
think they're friends anymore. We're not. But it's this person
that used to be friends with and she would throw
her own birthday party, like get your cake. That makes
you like, it just seems awkward. That makes me sad,
Like if people wanted to do it, they would do
it for you. Otherwise, hey, it's my birthday. We're not

(07:09):
going to do anything I like, but it's what I
would like to have dinner with a couple of people like,
and then you go to dinner and that's fine, But
to throw a birthday parties a little much, that makes
me sad.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
In the recent past, I've done that where we go
to dinner for my birthday and then I feel guilty
because it feels like a birthday party. So then I'll
just pay for the whole group. Oh yeah, I've been
I've been known to do that.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, grab the check it's my birthday dinner or yeah,
and I'll grab the bill. Oh right, absolutely, I don't
like it.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
I like a brunch, so maybe that'll be cheaper.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, Thursday is genus birthday. Get all the get all
the celebration texts and you know, happy birthdays. Send your
gifts now, so then get here in time. Phones open
eight seven seven, send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven. Damn, oh, I think this is

(08:03):
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world On this Monday morning. It is
April the twenty eighth, twenty twenty five. Yea, I'm modody.
That's great, Gory, Hi, wood here's a minute. What's up,
Gina grad Good morning? Hey, Seed Mass is here. We've
got Sammy and Mario's taken to calls. Eight seven seven

(08:25):
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we start a brand new week. We got some of
the trending news headlines coming up for you this hour
and years. Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
That's good, Saxe, all right.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I hope everybody's weekend was was good. You know, we
did those goals. We didn't want to call them resolutions,
but yeah, goals for the new year. And I've made
some pretty pretty tremendous leaps forward.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Oh yeah, big strides, big stride.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Big strides. It started slow, but then you know, now
here we are. It's April, so I got through the
first quarter pretty slow, but I've done a number of
things that I've always wanted to do or that I
was planning on doing. Number one was starting flight lessons,
which has been great. Number two I finally signed up
for a concierge doctor. And there's a lot of different

(09:28):
options out there. Menace always talks about this one that
Amazon offers. Yeah, it's called one Medical one Medical. Yeah,
and if you're an Amazon Amazon Prime user, it's like
ten bucks a month. Yeah, that's awesome. And there's all dude,
there's a guy, he's like one of the muckey MUCKs
of our company. He goes to this one that costs
fifteen thousand dollars a year. Excuse me, that's just to

(09:48):
have access. Then you pay for like the testing and
all that stuff on top of that, right, but just
to have access to this dude.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
But so technically, I think I have a concierge doctrine.
I still know what that.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Means, Okay, expl I wanted this because my primary care
physician who I've had for years, and she's great, and
you know, the organization in the hospital there affiliated all.
My experience has been great. It's very convenient as far
as when you do get in and you have blood
work to do, it's right down the hall. And then
and then they do uh some kind of like imaging.
If they need that's right down the hall. Or if

(10:20):
you need some other thing, it's right down the hall.
That's great, and it's not an HMO, it's a PPO.
So I get to select whatever doctor and that's great
part of my help. The problem is you can never
get in when you need to. You call and they're like, oh,
we'll see in September. It's April months later. Yeah, like
they're and even to call the office if you have
a simple question or this is my favorite, this happened recently.

(10:40):
They'll leave you a voicemail saying, hey, this is so
and so from doctor so and so's office. Uh, you know,
want to clarify. Can you give us a call back
at the office? Here? Cool? The number they give you
takes you to some call center type place and they go, well,
where where so, which which city is your doctor? I'm like,
are you kidding this? Come to even get a hole?
They go, Okay, well, yeah, they're not available around. We'll

(11:01):
put the message to that you call. I'm like, I'm
calling them back. It's a hassle. I've heard about these
concierge things, and it's everything from the Muckety MUCKs fifteen
grand a year down to ten bucks at Amazon. I
found something that was, you know, for me, very reasonable.
But it gives you twenty four to seven access to
your doctor. So if I have a question right now,
I could text that guy. He will get back to

(11:21):
me within an hour. Do you do it?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
I'm not gonna do it right now, but like I
do have a question for him later that your money's right.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
But anyway, so he came by the house this weekend
and he did like the whole intake thing. Wait, yeah,
so I don't have to go to his office.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
That's insane. Seventy Did he bring his little lever back?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, he brought like a whole kit full of stuff. Yeah,
it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
I don't think mine's a concierge doctor.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
He claims to be.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
No, if you if you have the concierg sing, if
you have the ability to call them anytime, like do
you have their cell phone number?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
You have?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, then I don't know if you.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Have content on the website that I was like, I
don't know what this.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Means, or maybe it's a vail. It's probably Okay, your
doctor's office offers that service an additional Yes, we went
to your house. Yes, so he came to my house.
This is like our first meeting, and came to my house.
We got all the vital stuff done. He took you know, temperature. Wait, yeah, no,
didn't have to do that, but like yeah, like they
push on your abdomen and your kidneys and stuff, all

(12:21):
the annual physical stuff.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
The only thing is I have to go like a
quest diagnostic place to do the blood sample stuff. But
that's because we're doing such a large quantity. Because he's
doing all the blood tests because it's our first initiate care. Yeah,
it's our it's our it's our first meeting. So otherwise,
if it was just like one simple blood test, he
could do that. But the way it works is they
either come to your house same day or next morning,

(12:46):
depending on what time of date is that you're calling them,
or if it's just like man, I got this fever,
I don't know what's going on, they'll do it telehealth
thing done, but you can get a hold of them
at any time.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
So did all that.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Finally got that set up and he put me in
touch and we got all dialed in with a colonoscopy person.
They're gonna call me today, give me the available dates.
But I called him and those are usually months out.
Those are usually months away. Schedule that we'll see. Yeah,
I'll let you I'll let you know. Yeah, but I
love I love the experience.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Are you going to do the full body scan?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
We talked Yeah, yeah, we talked about that. We talked
about the weight loss drug stuff. He had a couple
of different options. But this guy was so prepared. He goes, hey,
so there's a couple of things that we can do.
I know you're taking the zep bound and you say,
that's not necessarily doing all that. Great for you. He goes,
we can combo that with a couple other things. He goes,
you will definitely lose weight. He goes, but I did
some research. The FAA will not will not like if

(13:44):
you're on this other medication. So I it's up to you.
But you'd have to get a special issuance for your
medical clearance. So he knew all this stuff, and I'm like, great, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah was it math?

Speaker 10 (13:58):
Yeah, probably know.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
But it's like.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
And that's the other thing, uh, you know, I was
taking Selexa for a number of years R and I've
been off that for like a month. I just decided, like,
why am I taking this?

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Wait, you just stopped.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, I know you're not supposed to do that, yeah,
meaning yourself off. Yeah, but I was already on a
very low dose, and so I decided, well, if I
start feeling some side effects, I'll start taking it, you know,
and then taper off from there.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
But like, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's a depressed and anti anxiety. Mine was for the anxiety.
Remember after that steroid pack thing where like my heart
was like racing and they didn't tell me that was
a side effect, and I was looking at my Apple
Watch every ten seconds and that was making my heart
rate go up because I'm looking at my stupid Apple Watch. Yeah,
that's when they put me on that Selexa and they
said it would round out the anxiety.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
And wasn't selecta one of the ones you said they
they have kind of a problem with that with the
FAA or was it something else.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah. So I've been off that for a month, okay,
And now I got to wait at least another thirty
days because I went and had my FAA medical exam.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Did they make you do a drug test for that?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
No? No, no, really, So I could have gotten away
and lied about it, but I figured, like, I'm not see,
I don't want to jeopardize anything I care about. Yeah,
so you finally care. Yeah, But so I passed the
medical exam and everything else. But now I had to
just wait the thirty days because you have to be
off it for a total of sixty days before they
can you know, issue you. But I'm not going to
be a license pilot for in the next thirty or

(15:23):
sixty days anyway.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
You're such a little science experiment right now.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah. No, but it's great. That's great. So I did
all these things that I've been talking about and thinking
about doing. I finally got off my ass and I
did a lot of them. Wow, in five six two
Woody is flex. And no, I'm telling you this is
not a flex. Look into it. The healthcare and the
doctor's system and everything else. It blows. And if you
can just have access to somebody, that's what you want,
right Yeah, Like you're not feeling well, you want to, like, hey,

(15:48):
I want a house called crazy. You don't even have
to have. But like I have one hundred and two
degree fever. I have these things going on. Wouldn't be
nice to be able to go to the doctor that
day and not have to resort to er or urging care,
like have your doctor be available. There's so many options
out there now, it's the new big thing. Yeah, mine
with all different price points, Mine with.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
The one medical again ten bucks and ten bucks that's
not a flex time and they have five hundred different
offices that you can go to. I can pull up
my phone and reach out to my doctor and probably
get an appoyment that day or with max forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yep. Yeah, it's awesome, but then you get a bill
after all that, right, they were ten bucks doesn't cover
all of it.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Well, no, they work with my medical insurance, Like they
have a team that can break down the medical insurance
and make it as cheap as possible.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Okay, yeah, that's the thing, Like those work through the
normal copay right on insurance. But the thing is you
have the access and it's just it's such a peace
of mind. Rules I've been like again, it's been on
my mind and something I've been wanting to do for
a long time. Just a matter of getting on by ass,
and I know that's the problem. I've been meaning to
go check my blood pressure medication because I have not
on it, and I know I need to be on it. Yeah,

(16:56):
pain in the ass made an appointment for an eye exam,
like all these these stupid things, which I didn't which
I didn't know what our eye insurance was. I didn't
try to call Sammy. I tried to call Gina. Yeah,
Gina didn't pick up Sammy.

Speaker 9 (17:10):
They didn't send us the cards for vision. We got
dental and we got medical and then but Gina, you had.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Said you got the vision.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
That's why I told him to call you.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah. But the woman at the place found it just
by putting my name and stuff in it. Just it
came up for it VSP or something like that.

Speaker 10 (17:26):
Yeah, okay, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, Yeah, anyway, they have a hard time finding it.
The weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
My cheers is something that I normally find annoying, but
this was just a personal test to myself to see
if I could do it. Is that and that was
go vegetarian for an entire week. Hippie, I know, total
hippie himpy and I did it. And here's the reason why,
because you know I like to experiment with various recipes. Yeah,
and I made eggplant parmesan.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
How was it was awesome? Really damn eggplant is so
delicious call, but it's so labor and tensive. I say
that it's too much work, way too much work, way
too messy.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Did you sweat your egg plant?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I did, and then I rinsed it like you said,
and then had it drop. It's just a big pain
in the ass. But I made so much of it
that it lasted me an entire weekend, so I was
able to go an.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Entire weekend vegetarian amazing.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
And then my only jeers because I really don't have any.
It was a nice mellow weekend. I gotta say. HBO
Max the one streaming service that is so effing glitchy.
Every time I go to it, it's error message and
they have to click try again, error message, try again,
error message.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Try.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
You have to hit that about twelve times and then
it pops up. Hulu rules, Netflix, no issues, Prime perfect,
of course, but HBO Max fix your damn app very glitchy.
Now what do you watch it?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Like?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
What are you accessing the app through? Is it like
a Roku and Apple TV within the TV and get crashed.
I don't have Roku, but what's what? What remote? The
actual TV? The Apple remote Silvere It's Apple TV. Yeah,
oh is that what that is?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yes, he'd be fine. Maybe you need to do a
software updates the silver one?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
What do you have?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I have this silver one, really small silver one has
like four buttons on.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Geez, that's so funny. Yeah, weekend cheers and jeers. I
went to Stagecoach Music Festival, and I think one of
the highlights was I got to talk to Kate Hudson
really yeah, so nice, so nice, and we talked about
my walk walking forty miles because I you know, she's
involved with Fabletics the clothing. I was like, yeah, I

(19:37):
walked to my fabletics and that was cool. And then
I got to talk to guy Fiery and he's awesome
as usual, and he brought up because he knows that
we know Burt and stuff like that, and don't feel
bad Woodie if Bert doesn't call you back. He's like, yeah,
if you see Burt, tell him to call me Back's so,
you know, if it's.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Something casual, here's here's here's burt okay, if it's something casual,
or even if he had sent me a text about
something and I respond to him. But I followed that
up with but what about x y Z nothing nothing,
it'd be nothing. But if I really that that stuff,
I like, whatever it's Bert. If I really need him
on something like, oh we've been trying to coordinate a

(20:16):
time from the come in or there's some other kind
of like question where I need an answer on it,
I call Leanne. Yeah, and his she always picks up
my call and she will text me back within two seconds. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Oh yeah, she's his keeper, his babysit for sure. So
that's why I sent I shot her email. I'm like, hey,
just fi guy Fierry's trying to get ahold of burn.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
A weird email.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
But yeah, but I mean stage Coach Music Festival is awesome.
I got to see Lana del Ray, Mufford and son
Shaboozy Dashow is really good and a jelly roll killed
it so much fun and then yeah, it was just
an awesome weekend. I love that festival. I honestly have
more fun there than I do at Coachella Music Festival.

(20:58):
And it's on the less Douche.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's on the same grounds the people that attracts way
less Douey. Yeah. Yeah, it was a great time, and
that's just from I've obviously never been to either one
of them. But I think my only jeers is I
wish Greg and Gina was there because while I texted
Greg over the weekend about this, I had a bunch
of friends staying over all staying in the same house,

(21:21):
and they said, oh, yeah, we're having.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Another friend come over. She's she's the on site botox
person all the artists. They're like, could she use the refrigerator.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
I'll be there in two hours because she has all
this boat.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
You know, like she has all this extra You go,
do you want any I'm like no.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I'm gonna tell you how that would go. Greg would
stay behind also go off to the show and like
a kid sneaking alcohol from the parents' liquor cabinet. They
come back and it all look good, but he because
he filled it with water his face. We're talking to
mastered out but it's I would I'll open the refrigerator and.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
It is packed with stuff.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
Jealous.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
I was like, yeah, I mean I'm not interested, but
I know some people we know right now, I put
holes in my body and just soak it.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, just marinate.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Hell yeah, I loved it such a good time.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I hope everybody had a great weekend. Phones are opening
at eight seven seven forty four Woodie Text over to
two two nine eight seven more Woodies Show next.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
J Jeers, that's.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
All right. Yeah, A lot of times that. By the way, Well,
someone's agreeing with Greg the Max app sucks it does
and it says it always signs me in the middle
of whatever I'm watching. And then this other person says,
what it generally you're not gonna get ID cards for
dental envision.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, And it's a lot of times it's on the
same the same card as.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Your Yeah, but are Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Anyway, I'm just trying to help. Am I trying to
heed the vision? It was like the CIA had to
get involved. You got news headlines coming up for you.

Speaker 12 (23:11):
Next, and they come in here with some insane story
about stuffed animals and US blisters and me and plastic
tupper war.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Are you expect me to believe.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
A word of it?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Well?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I don't and I never will.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
The Woody Show, Yeah, that woman kind of reminds me
of person who's on the text says, uh, here we
go again, that song about the Discovery channel where he
says your hand down his pants and I bet you'll
feel nuts. How embarrassing you guys are done? Why are
you doing this? Oh blood hunting? My song has been

(23:49):
out for like twenty years at least, and I didn't
know where that was coming from because we didn't play
that song. And it's a person who's listening on the stream.
Here's the thing. If you're streaming the radio station and
we go to commercial break, the system automatically will put
songs and things in there to fill that time with whatever.
We can't for whatever dumb legal reason, we can't stream

(24:13):
all the commercials that we're playing on the FM over
the street.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
It's so dumb.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But what they do is they do this replacement audio
based on how much time, and so whatever song you
hear in the commercial break, just no, we don't control that.
There's plenty of songs that get played. I thought, you're
never gonna play this song again. Well, if I had
the control over if we wouldn't. But I guess that's
what's going on. The people behind the phil songs. Yeah,
are never changing those things out, So that's probably why

(24:40):
they have just a bunch of songs in there. And
it's all organized by time, and the system automatically pulls
a song based on however many minutes and seconds or left,
And that's why they keep on hearing just a little
behind the scenes, so you know how it's working. If
you feel like you're hearing the same songs and whatever,
that's why. Y. Yeah, we don't control it, not getting
we're done, Yeah, don't.

Speaker 12 (24:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
People draw their line at pretty curious places when you
have a round of the crossroads coming up for you tomorrow.
So that's just where they drew their line. That'll be
it for them. It's other things. Gina grad Trending news
headlines today.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Yes, the Pope's funeral wrapped up over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
He's buried at the Basilica of Saint Mary Major in Rome,
not the Vatican, which is a big deal since it's
the first time in over one hundred years a pope
has been laid to rest outside Vatican City. The tomb
opened to the public yesterday. Thousands of people came to
pay their respects. Thousands more still waiting in line and
his tomb is really simple, just the Latin word Franciscus,

(25:38):
a crucifix, a single white rose. Pope Francis funeral was massive,
more than two hundred and fifty thousand people attending, including
leaders from around the world. And as we mentioned before,
the next step is the conclave. That's where the cardinals
get together pick the next pope. That's expected to kick
off May fifth, one week from today, and I'll wrap
on around May tenth.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Now, take but I thought the two hundred and fifty
thousand was kind of low. Now, I thought it'd be
way bigger. There's a lot of Catholics out there also,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Funeral stuff's on its way out.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
You know there were last year they were showing the
streets and it looked kind of empty. I'm like, one
hundred and fifty thousand people showed up for the NFL Draft,
and this is the pope.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'll be happy if anybody shows up to my funeral.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Same, you know.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Yeah, that's at the end of every date line.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
They're like the place was packed, people waiting outside them
like that ain't gonna be me.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, I thought everything. Have you ever thought about that?
Like course, who about it? Of all the people you know,
who do you think will definitely show up, assuming they're
still alive? Yeah, that trick and see that's the thing,
while you got died before them, So yeah right.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Get all the glory.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Otherwise it'll be a very cheap luncheon afterwards. It'll be
a party of four, your tables of it. I know
it's dark, but do you think of like some family members?
You're like, oh, man, who am I even going to
invite to your funeral?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
No, not from my own, but to theirs? Oh, to
their Yeah I don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah, yeah, well you mentioned the draft, and speaking of that,
it is done. Things wrapped up over the weekend in
Green Bay with plenty of drama. Friday night was a
roller coaster. The Seahawks finally remembered they needed a quarterback,
snagged Alabama's Jalen Monroe. But the big story was how
Shador Sanders once piked as a first rounder.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh there was so much shot in front.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Oh yeah, like a greased pig at the county Fair.
But on Saturday, the Cleveland Browns had picked one hundred number,
one hundred and forty four.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
They took Shadoor.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh dude, I loved it. I loved every minute of
the fact that he was sitting around waiting. I love
the prank, dude.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Okay, can we talk about the prank?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, he deserves it.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Let me go over what happened.

Speaker 10 (27:44):
One might not know.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
So that was he got this prank call from someone
impersonating the GM of the New Orleans Saints told him
they were taking him in their next pick.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
You want to hear it?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yes, a jam of the Thanks.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
How you going you man, You're good. I've been waiting
on you.

Speaker 13 (28:00):
It's been a long wait, man.

Speaker 14 (28:01):
No, for sure, I'll take you over right here.

Speaker 15 (28:03):
Man, Yeah, but you're gonna have to wait a little bit.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Longer and nasty. Okay that created What does that mean?

Speaker 12 (28:13):
Are you me?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
He was on phone?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
You heard that. He said, you're gonna have to wait
a little bit long.

Speaker 16 (28:19):
Very sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't know what that was. Nobody got this number though.

Speaker 12 (28:24):
MA just got trolled.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
Bro ain't trigger now man now crashed out?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Bro crashed out.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Well, at least he realized it was a troll, Like
immediately I saw him do like a little interview about it,
and he's like, yeah, I don't know how they got
the number because the only we know, I'll tell you out.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Yeah, and also a GM that sounds like he's nineteen.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Years old, right, like his voice is cracked. Nineteen, he's
not as young. All right, Well, here's what happened. So
this guy ended up being the twenty one year old
son of the Atlanta Falcons defensive coordinator.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Oh, that he'd gotten trouble.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Sanders contact info from an unattended iPad at his parents home.
So yeah, he's in big trouble. He publicly apologized that
his actions were inexcusable and childish. The Falcons confirmed that
the coach was unaware that anything happened. He also apologized
to Sanders and his family. Overall, the teams that were
given the best draft grades were Seattle, Philly, New England, Arizona,

(29:21):
Tampa Bay, and Jacksonville. Teams with the worst the Lions
in San Francisco. Everyone else somewhere in the middle.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
So yeah, they grabbed daddy's eyepad.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
If he wasn't such a cocky, entitled prick, like I'd
be like, oh, that's mean. I agree. In fact, he's
he's an egoman. He hasn't done nothing right, but still
all his stats are against garbage teams. He is not
some elite quarterback.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Well, and you could even tell in his response where
he's like, yes, sir, let's be legendary.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Because he's got that's his brand, legendary two, that's his number,
and so legendary, like plastered all over the place. That's pretty.
He's such a douchebag. Why do you have to troll him?

Speaker 9 (29:57):
Isn't him sitting through rounds of the draft not getting
picked enough?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
But also, do you ever have enough money? Do you
ever have a big enough penis? Can you ever troll
Sanders hard enough? I don't think you can.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, so good. That kid isn't all right.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Well.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Saturday night in Vancouver, this is very very disturbing. During
the Lapoo Lapoo Day festival, which is a celebration of
Filipino heritage, a thirty year old man drove an suv
into a crowd. Eleven people killed, including a five year old.
More than twenty were injured. Witnesses say the driver was
going about sixty miles an hour straight into the crowd.

(30:34):
Some brave bystanders tackled him when he tried to run,
and police arrested him on the scene authorities made it
clear that this wasn't terrorism, but they did mention that
the man had a history of mental health issues and
passed run ins.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
With the law.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
But it feels like terrorism.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
There were Yeah, exactly, he was on the radar.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
If it wasn't politically motivated, right.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
But it feels it's terror Yeah, yeah, it's terrorizing roistic, yeah,
said they already new them, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Oh you again, and we have remember on January twenty ninth,
that horrible crash at Reagan International Airport with the Blackhawk helicopter.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay Airlines plan.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Yeah, we have more information on that. So apparently the
helicopter failed to follow a crucial command from her instructor
just fifteen seconds before colliding with the American Airlines plane.
So that oversight, combined with radio communication errors, is what
caused the crew to mishear vital instructions from air traffic
control that contributed to the crash that killed sixty seven people,

(31:34):
made it the deadliest US air disaster since two thousand
and one. The investigator has also found discrepancies in altitude
readings and noted that the helicopter's tracking technology was turned off,
which is apparently standard in simulated missions, so the NTSB
is still investigating.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, so I had a flight lesson yesterday and I
heard some pilot get chewed out by air traffic control
because he was calling for takeoff clearance and the controller
didn't give it to him. And the pilot responded with,
you know whatever, his tail number was clear for takeoff,
and the tower guy chimed in the meeting and goes,

(32:11):
excuse me, sir. He goes, that is I understand what
you wanted to hear, but that was not the instruction
you were given. And he like, and of course every
pilot is he on the channel is hearing all this.
This guy is just getting his ass kicked by because
there was another plane on approach and so if he
would have gone on to the runway, like dude, yeah,
you got to pay attention man.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
So do you think he just wasn't listening or he
wasn't ti I'm the guy.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, he wasn't listening, he wasn't paying attention. But like, dude,
this is one of the most crucial parts. But I
want to take off, just like I understand that's what
you wanted to hear, but that's not the instruction you
were giving. This guy's yelling it was great.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
It's like that Harrison Ford audio when he slammed into
the golf course and wrexam AFC, you know, the soccer
team owned by Ryan Reynolds and Rob mclhaney, and he
just made history by moving up to the Championship, which
is below the Premier League. Is the first time the
team has reached this level since the early eighties. Since
the new owners took over in twenty twenty one, team's

(33:08):
gotten a lot better thanks to great players like Paul Mullen,
Sam Smith and the popularity from the Welcome Direct some
TV show which I have not checked out, but I
hear it's.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yeah, it's a great show about like how they build
up the team and yeah, and they explain everything on
all the different levels.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Let's just say that's what I don't get, Like soccer
is so confusing, like is there a time for this
game or can they just they can just extend it, like, oh, well,
we're going gonna go tomorrow. The rest just decide like
when the game is That part is still kind of dumb.
And then like by moving up to the Championship, which
is right below the Are you in the premier league?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It's basically like just like I don't know with the
farm leagues and stuff like that, with baseball where you
have right the Triple A. Yeah, the Triple A all
that kind of stuff. You just keep on leveling up.
So instead of just staying in one league, if you
get better and better, you get to rise up to
you the biggest league.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
All right, Well that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
All right, thank you very much. Gina grad will follow
up on that person complaining about the Bloodhound Gang song
says that song is so embarrassing for public airing. Put
your hands down pants and feel nuts. I hate that
so embarrassing. I used to love your station. Just hate
stuff like that. How are you listening to this show?

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Yeah, what's happening.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
We're gonna go put our hands down our pants and
maybe feel nuts, and then we'll be back more what
he shows next? More of the show it, We'll be
right back. He's our missile now show dude, I want

(34:45):
on a kick. Speaking of Del Taco of the soft
chicken tacos, the Del Taco.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Man are so good?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Is that like a ranch kind of sauce? Inside so good,
but that is my go to when I to Del Taco. Yeah,
them is good. And then remember, uh, Mark McGrath's from
Sugar Ray, he had the Burger burgers. No, he got
me on the Dell beef but with sour cream and cheese.
Extra sour cream and cheese is what the I got

(35:15):
a Del Beef with sour cream and cheese. Like all right, Mark,
I went my.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Husband's favorite burgers or Del Taco burgers.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Yeah, finally he gave me a stamp on that because
I talked about it for years and no one believed
me until Mark Murgraft said it was good.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Why does anybody go to Del Taco for a burger?

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
You know, yeah, apparent a couple of pep of random
news just outside of your hometown of Kansas City.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
I'm listening.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
This guy was wanted for drug trafficking and got into
a police chase that ended with spike strips and getting
tackled in someone's yard. In that yard was a one
of the like this fake security system signs. You know,
people have like a brig served a d T or
it's a fake one that said protected by f around
and find out especially have like a gun logo on it. Yeah,

(36:00):
I mean how perfect is that? And he's double screwed
because besides his og crimes, he's now facing charges under
Missouri's new Valentines Law, which I would love for them
to do here, which brings extra hard penalties against anybody
who runs from the cops. No, it's like Marty told
baby uncle Joey, and it get used to these bars. Kid.
My dad has a sign that says intruders will be shot,

(36:22):
survivors will be shot again Joe, that's awesome. Another guy
running from the cops. He stole booze from a store,
hopped into a super sweet black mini van, started doing
donuts around the store's parking lot before taking off. The
cops caught up to him. He tried to outrun him,
and he even tried to bribe a deputy with one
of the stolen drinks, which, by the way, delightful vodka spritz.

(36:46):
Mid pursuit, so he rolled down the window. You take
that deal, right? Yeah, here's some audio, and then of
course him getting tasered when they caught him. Love the tasers.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Shove your heads.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
There it is. Didn't want to drink. Yeah, he's been
hit with a bunch of charges. When they questioned him,
he said, quote, I was just gonna give you a
drink man, that's it. Yeah, hater six six one, saying
the Dell Combo burrito is even better than the Dell beef.
I've not held what the Dell combo burritos. Somebody looked
that up?

Speaker 4 (37:26):
What's all them?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Don't? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
My Usually my go to again is those chicken soft tacos,
which you enjoyed, and then the burger and that's it.
Those are my two items.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Wait, hold on, what is it? Portant?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
It was beans, meat, cheese and spicy sauce.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
And okay, that's really good.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Do the chicken talk on a hard show.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I'll put my penis in it.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
And finally, a doctor in Scotland, speaking of penis, got busted.
He seekingly recorded his co workers naked, and he claims
that he did it not because he's a pervert. He
says he did it because he's got a small penis
and just wanted to compare it to what the other
guys are packing. Research.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, it's awesome cause you're wondering. Asian dude, doctor Jue
Young Boom, he hits, spy cameras, inside air fresheners, the
smoke alarms, and the staff housing, even inside of his
own apartment. So he's on the second spender list. Now
it is the Woody show, that kind you clean up with,

(38:26):
the mopping bucket, blood out Gang, the bad touch for
our dear friend. Yeah, I'm still waiting for the text.
I get it. I haven't heard this banger in such
a long time. Well, if you were listening on the stream,
you would have heard it. Apparently, O good morning when
he show. This is Jeff from Valencia. I just want
to say I love you guys, and they're playing Bloodhound Gang.

(38:46):
The world is full of pussy, so sad and everyone's
offended by the dumbest stuff. Have a great day, guys,
love your show. Jeff Testical obsessed number one with guys
named Jeff Invalencia. Check over to two to seven.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Well, it's one thing you would say of people at
ninety three.

Speaker 11 (39:07):
I would show the world. Oh yes, I now come
near my house the Woodies.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
So, dude, this got hell awkward. I mean, I know
you watched the show Greg CBS Sunday Morning. No, I
thought you liked that show. I don't watch that. Really,
I thought that was like, I love the energy. Isn't
that like meet depressed? Now that's all political Sunday CBS

(39:41):
Sunday Morning is like a they Actually I've seen clips.
It's very it's very viby. They do like interviews with
rock stars. Sometimes they do interviews. They do like little
lifestyle public interest but pieces and things like that. I've
honestly never watched it. Yeah, and then at the end
we leave you with some music from the birds at
Yellowstone National Heart like birds chirping, have a great week?

(40:06):
Is it kind of like sixty minutes in a way. Yeah,
it's it's a it's a news magazine program or whatever.
But I thought you watched that. No, huh, don't. I
remember my parents watch that all the time. Is it
Charles Carltt was Charles Osgoode. It was Charles, Yeah, there is.
But he had he had this like like this very

(40:29):
mellow like you just very soothing voice. Huh today we're interviewing.
I'm old, but I'm not. CBS Sunday Morning really like,
don't you have to be eighty law to watch that?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Legally?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I think the times that I've watched I go. This
is nicely. I'll tell you like the vibe of it's
very cool, and you know they are very Sunday Morning.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Do they interview like super fanous people or something.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
They do They do all kinds of stuff. Anyway, here's
Charles great run.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
But after nearly fifty years at CBS, including the last
twenty two years here at Sunday, the time has come
between now and my last Sunday Morning. I've got to
practicing that old Weavers song so long, it's been good
to know you, and I've got to be drifting alone.
I will see you on the radio.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, So say then he died not that long after.
That sucks like you work your whole life, you retire
and then all you die tired way too late.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
So that was Charles and Charles as good.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
They both hosted it. I think it's Leslie Stall.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Oh yeah, does it now anyway, Jane Paw.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
It got hella awkward when Bill Belichick was interviewed for
CBS Sunday Morning. Oh yeah, because obviously his love his
love life came up. He's what seventy three girlfriend is
twenty four years old, normal, and there was a picture
of her standing next to him, like, I guess where
they were getting everything ready for the interview, and it
looks like his granddaughter is standing there. She's doing that
whole thing where she's got the big oversize Like how

(41:55):
Samuel wear like a big oversized sweatshirt. Yeah, except Sammy's
wearing pants and she wears very short shorts, so it
looks like she's just naked. That's what you wore to
the CBS Sunday Morning interview.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Anyway, so the journalists asked how they met, but before
he could even answer, his chick who was off camera.
She's not part of the interview. She jumps in here,
listen to the little clip here.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Twenty four year old Jordan Hudson his creative mus As
he writes in his book, Jordan was a constant presence
during our interview.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
I've never been too worried about what everybody else thinks,
just to try to do what I feel like is
best for me and what's right.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
How did you guys meet? Not talking about those no, yeah,
just chimes in from off camera. We're not talking about this.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Well, yeah, she's part of her his management team whatever
appointed manage. Yeah, yes, and I'm sure like in the
pre interview stuff or like don't ask about the relationship.

Speaker 17 (42:56):
Yeah, hey, bet you're a twenty four year old ex
cheer from a D three school where CBS we'll do
what we want.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Oh, and you just maade this worse by chiming in.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Because now we're going to put this clip out there,
and you're looking even more of a ditz.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
And also like Bill, where are your where's your sack
in her?

Speaker 17 (43:13):
Okay, he puts it all in there. I'm going to
figure he was married for however long and the last
time he had twenty four year.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Old tang was and he's gonna do whatever she's saying.

Speaker 17 (43:25):
And he looks like he's again an adult and an
age senior who's being led down the wrong path.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
And she has that evil look in her in her eye,
like if you see like a pictures kids. Oh yeah,
she has that like kind of where she's smiling but
her eyes are oh's the story a little cruel villa? Yeah,
I mean, look at the picture and tell me I'm wrong. Yeah,
tell me I'm wrong. I mean, and he's seventy three,
so you got a chance to good for him. I
guess he doesn't care Yeah, he's losing his fortune to

(43:51):
this idiot. Yeah, I mean she gets Yeah, his relatives
are yeah, he'll be fine, Yeah, he'll die. And what
happens after that? You think Bill Belichick cares what happens
to the rest of his family.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Married, so he's fine.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Eight all right? Weekend cheers and jeers grad Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
So cheers. Had a little early birthday dinner with my
husband while my stepson is being watched.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
I was great.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
I had a big, giant, juicy ribbi.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
It was per.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Lots of fat and seared on top with a nice crost.
Oh god, the cheers literally is the rabbi?

Speaker 11 (44:42):
It was?

Speaker 5 (44:43):
It was fantastic. The jeers. Remember I told you, like
fingers crossed, it might rain, so no soccer game for
the kid.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Rain stopped just in time for the soccer game, just
in time for this.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Every parent has rooted for Rain or rooted for the
other team, just to go ahead and let that run
come through. So there's mercy and you get to go home.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Yeah, they did great though it was only an hour,
but I was like, ah man games on. Yeah, but yeah, otherwise,
very nice weekend.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I don't I don't know how the parents do it
with these travel teams where they go out of town
for an entire weekend. There's a tournament and it's a
game after game after game.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Like, dude, there's no circumprtances in my life.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
And I've told both kids, like, unfortunately you were born
to parents that don't do that.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
We do a lot of cool other other things that
are very cool that a lot of other kids would
never get to do. Yeah, and the trade off, the
trade off, Yeah, how long is one game?

Speaker 6 (45:35):
It's just an hour. But I didn't want to slap.
I had other plans, but it was.

Speaker 9 (45:40):
It was good.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
The kid played great, plays a little hard out.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
But I stuff just in time.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yeah, he's going pro right, Oh, absolutely tomorrow seamast weekend.
Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 17 (45:49):
Well, cheers to my Minnesota Timberwolves for doing such a
great job and basically eliminitating the Lakers.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Your Timberwolves. Yes, well, since since since today, I've heard
about once mentioned since they're about to liminate Lebron from
the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
He sucks. I certified Lebron hater and so high five
Anthony Edwards.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
High five. I'll I'll give you that. Like I saw
a really funny meme over the weekend. It said league
gives Lebron his own whistle so he can call his
own fell that's funny.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Well yeah, people say, oh, Sea Bess, he's such a
good player. He no, No, he's ruined.

Speaker 17 (46:23):
Is ruining there for the franchise. If you're a Lakers fan,
you should hate Lebron because you drafted Bronni who sucks.
Uh And also, like what he said, he just as
a sucky person. You might say, well, what he are
tea best, you're an all time talents and you're obnoxious.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
I would say that, but that's what a lot of
people say. They say much like Lebron. Right, yeah, it's
completely different. I don't come on here and flop like
Lebron does.

Speaker 17 (46:44):
I saw a couple of games ago where he was
like he got hit in the head and he's on
the ground and he's he's like, yeah, he barely he's
got his hands on his face. Oh I'm such pain
and head and he stops for a second to peak
up and see if he's getting the fowler. Yeah, he's
such an obnoxious, pretentious put a child. Sea Bass is
all flaunt, no flop flaunt, Yeah, you fly flaunt like.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
You pump your cyber truck and things like that, like
you're we.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Don't have to define for such a genius to say, don't.

Speaker 17 (47:14):
That's probably a bad word to use for Sea Bass
because he's literally all substance and no fun.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
That's why Bass. I wish I could talk to him,
But that's why Sea Bass rules.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
If only who is here, there's a difference, addresses directly
with instead of his representative over here.

Speaker 17 (47:34):
So cheers to my Timberwolves, Rudy Gobert, Anthony Edwards. Of course,
just fantastic games, and it's it's gonna be so great
to have to deal with Braun for the rest of
the playoffs, which is only going to be two more
months after this weekend of basketball.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
It's almost over, guys, months, and jeers.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Too, and I know Greg's on board. Jeers to composting, Oh.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, it's too complicated.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Wait, carman, like, how do you composting? How am I composting? Well,
I'm not composting by choice by law, that's right.

Speaker 17 (48:03):
What you guys clearly have not been hanging out in
the kitchenettes here at the office, yes, our local government,
here in our in our studio area, has very local,
has very local. Has declared it a law that we
must now in the office, by the way, in office.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah, I don't do that at home. And they sent
those buckets out to everybody in our neighborhood, declared that
we are you got one to yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Used this seems like it's going to attract ants and
rat Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
They sent out an email last week suddenly my son
used that to keep all the street hockey balls and
his pucks all together and thanks for the cool bucket.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
This has happened around what you got terrible local government.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
This is what they do.

Speaker 17 (48:38):
They think, Oh, we're going to be green, which is
why the green plastic is a plastic liner.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Anti plastics.

Speaker 17 (48:46):
We are to ban plastic blacks in every state, but
we're going to give you, by law, plastic bags, which,
by the way, its empty.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Has never been used.

Speaker 17 (48:52):
To Gina's point, these have been sitting on the countertops
and our little kitchenetts for.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Because we're making so many eggs here right again.

Speaker 17 (49:00):
That which again only will attract antswer their garbage, which
is gonna be German.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Here's the point. Although they lock they.

Speaker 17 (49:06):
Keep that out, No, what that's not gonna happen and
by the way, this only creates plastic waste.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
You've in this doing this program.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Because no one's gonna use it. They're just gonna throw
those away.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Right, This will get find its way to the bottom
of a trash he.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Remember to be green, all you have to do is
say nice.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yeah, how much did the government pay for them?

Speaker 17 (49:23):
We're paying We are paying for YouTube not only pollut
the pollute the environment, but to waste our time.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not even tried or attempted.
I refuse. I'm not doing that. And I'm I'm barely
recycling anymore. Like most of the time, everything just goes
right in the garbage sham anyway it is that sounds
like why waste the time? How full the recycling bin is?
Like how many boxes from Amazon did my wife get?
If it fills up the bin, guess what everything else
is going in the regular track?

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Oh yeah, and on top of that, spending money. Dude,
one of my radio friends he called me like two
years ago and he was telling me about this program
because his city started doing it. And he's like, dude,
they're paying me a ton of money to do commercials
on this dumb program.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Well, good luck with that, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (50:06):
Okay, so my cheers. And I know Gina's gonna hate
this because I did watch a Christmas Hallmark movie.

Speaker 10 (50:11):
I watched a number.

Speaker 9 (50:14):
I know, but it's not because their Christmas is just
because I wanted a Hallmark movie. So anyways, I didn't
end up watching that movie that came out over the
holiday season, the new one, the Holiday Touchdown a Chief's
Love Story.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
You remember that one.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
So I didn't end up watching it around the Christmas season.
And I saw it and I I fin mom, yeah, yeah,
the Kelsey's mom is in it. And because I wasn't
really drawn to it, which was surprising, and oh my god,
it's my favorite Hallmark movie I think of all time.
I can't believe it took me so long to watch it.
And then now I know with Tyler Hines too, yes

(50:51):
please so and so now I saw that neat I
know the news that Holiday Touchdown a Bill's Story is
coming with the Buffalo Bills this year. So I'm very
excited because I just watched the Chiefs one.

Speaker 10 (51:06):
And it was so good.

Speaker 17 (51:08):
Yes, Tyler Hines, surprised is an average looking white guy,
with hair you kidding? Yeah, and Sammy likes a guess
And then the jeers was you watch the movie?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Why would that be the cheers because you.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Actually saw what it was and yeah, she said she
liked them. Yeah, what are you doing watching this? Or
you kind of reflected back later and go.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
That was my weekend.

Speaker 9 (51:33):
And I did a lot of things.

Speaker 13 (51:34):
I had.

Speaker 9 (51:35):
I had dinner with a front on Friday, and I
saw my sister and my nephew on we went and
we rode on trains or whatever.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
I mean, that's only compare.

Speaker 9 (51:40):
But the Chiefs Love Story Hallmark movie is the headline
of the weekend, and my jeers is and which really
it was a great weekend. I don't have many jeers,
but my jeers would have to be that I didn't
watch my sheets.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
And I really wanted to.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
I like fresh, clean sheets that I didn't get around to.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
How often do you watch your sheet?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
She's got a really tough guys. Yeah, that's her jeers.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
If you, if you had your way, how often would
you wash your sheet?

Speaker 9 (52:03):
I mean, if I had my way every day, but uh,
probably I try to do it once a week. So
it's been like a couple of weeks and I'm like, oh,
are you dumping in them?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I mean, you do rize that you could change them
every day if you really want it to. You can
up two sets of sheets and then when you wake
up in the morning, throw them in the wash and
put the other ones on before you go to bed
that night.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
You only have one set of sheet.

Speaker 9 (52:21):
I only have one set of sheets.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (52:22):
Okay, So when I do I have to do everything
all the one time. I have to do the sheets,
I have to do the comforter, I have to do
other blankets that are on the bed.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
So everything you are a laundry hat. She does. She
loves who laundry. All right, Well, very exciting, Sammy, thank
you for sharing your cheers and jeers everybody. We have
a round of the Craigslist price is right coming up next,
and we get the phones open. We're looking for contestants.
So I'm gonna tell you about something is being sold
on Craigslist. I'm want to ask somebody here in the
studio to tell me how much they think it's being

(52:50):
sold for. And then you on the phone just have
to guess is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower
than the bit that's gonna being given here in the studio,
and if you can do that, you're gonna win some
kind of prize. I'm not sure exactly what the prize is,
but we'll give you something. Eight seven seven forty four.
What he is the number if you want to play,
that's eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
What he will do? That next?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
On The Woody Show? What did you do? What The
Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (53:16):
My man? Right back, I go to go close out
of a zoom app and what do I see? I
see my boss still on camera, laying on the ground
with the dose out and there was a stranger she
was rubbing pinter on them.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
The Woody Show. Yeah, especially during COVID, there was a
lot of that kind of stuff. Oh yeah, people getting
caught on camera.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Doing it below the camera hygiene.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
You think that's a camera is off?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's much.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
All right, Well, we got a dumbass contest ready to go,
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Phones are open to play.
The craglist is right, that's right, eight seven seven, that's
eight seven four Wooding And we'll go right to the
phones and say hi to Jenny. Good morning, Jenny, Good morning,

(54:09):
wood Show, Good good morning. All right, So I have
all these things that are being sold on Craigslist printed out.
I'm gonna ask somebody here in the studio to give
me a bid on how much they think it's being
sold for on Craigslist, and then you will just have
to guess is the actual Craigslist price price higher or
lower than the bid that was given here in the studio.
You can do that, I can do it first one.

(54:30):
And we're gonna ask Sammy on this one. Okay, it
seems like something that she would have. And we're about
to go on a Disney cruise, you guys. Yes, what
he showed Disney cruise to Alaska, and we're gonna be
given away cruises that you could take a Disney cruise
to Alaska as well.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Yes, I can't find them those on Craigslist, yep, no.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
But what you can find is a Disney cruise countdown
blocks Oh heck, yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
See this guess so you have a yeah, very durable.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
My wife and kids have one of these things for
Halloween says days until Halloween, but this one says days
until our Disney cruise, and it's all in Disney fonts.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Yeah, straight women, all right?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Countdown wooden block set two sided, one with Disney World,
one with Disney Cruise. Okay, one and a half inch
blocks feature all numbers for days. Total displays measures seven
inches across four and a half inches tall. Get ready
for that next adventure and change the days until each day,
or change the days and change the days until each day?

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Right right?

Speaker 13 (55:29):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Writers, pet free, smoke free home. In case that's important
to you, Sammy, I'll show you one more time. How
much do you think this is going for?

Speaker 9 (55:38):
I'm going to say twenty five dollars?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Twenty five dollars, Jenny. Do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than twenty five dollars? I'm
going to go lower lower. I think actual Craigslist price
fifty dollars for yourself one dollar.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Greg. If someone if Mario came home one day and
put up some blocks with.

Speaker 8 (56:00):
Forget what it's for the trash, especially how many days
to Halloween? Can you kind of just figure out, yeah,
it's about six months, and do the.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Do the kids?

Speaker 6 (56:09):
And does your wife ever actually change those blocks?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Oh wow, I.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Would think after day two it's only for Halloween. But
it looks so good, so uch Jenny, thank you for
the I'm sorry didn't win, but thanks for listening to
the money show.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
They're painted have blocked.

Speaker 14 (56:21):
Think you would have shown.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
They are.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Let's go to hey, good morning, Kaitlin, Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
All right, So Craigs's price is right. Next is for
Greg Gore. This is the world's largest wine glass, so
they say, real glass. It is forty eight inches to
it's four feet guys. It holds twenty five bottles of wine.
Good start, And they say this on the ad. Great
for a swinger's keybowl.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
That's a lot of swingers.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
So if you have a swinger part, everybody puts their
keys or whatever's twenty five bottles the height of a person,
there's no way that's made out of it.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
She couldn't lift it buying that at Sam's Club.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
That's what it looks like.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
They were selling those at Sam's culled costco for a minute.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yeah, all right, So Greg, how much do you think
for this? Bad boys? How about fifty five dollars? And
where would you keep this in the in the dumpster?
That's so tacky? All right, fifty five dollars, Caitlin, do
you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or lower
than fifty five dollars.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
I am a whino, so I'm.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Going to stuff to go just a little bit lower,
a little bit lower actual Craigslist price. Greg is three
hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Has to get over themselves.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
But I'm with Greg, like if that was glass, she
couldn't lift that.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
All right, Kaitlyn, thank you for the call. Appreciate you
listening the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
That's insane.

Speaker 17 (57:51):
But I did see a chick once who was like
sitting in a glass full of champagne.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
She's a strip of that.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Right, Let's go to Casey. Hey, good morning, Casey, good morning,
good book. A couple of that ship, all right, Gina
grad Yes, Mira, relax value sized bottle. I should know
this open bottle, half left, no free about twenty servings
softened stool relieves constipation. And they just put the picture

(58:21):
of half a bottle. Yeah. Can you imagine being so
friggin cheap, so desperate that you buy this thing and
you go, you know what, my problem is fixed? What
am I gonna do with the rest of us? Let's
go online and sell it.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
Are we talking powder or capsules?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
It says hope, capsules. Yeah, well, it says unflavored powder,
powder for once daily doses.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
It just seems less sanitary that way.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
That's a cover for like a sexual hookup.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Right, drugs for sure.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Okay, as a person who just dealt with constipation recent
and this wasn't mirax.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
What you think that was my drug of choice?

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Half a bottle of battery mirrorlac. I'm going to say eight.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Bucks, eight bucks, Casey, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than eight bucks? It is
going to be ten dollars, it's going to be higher
higher actual Craigslist price. And wow, were you modest with that?
Ten dollars? Twenty dollars? These people who they are a
win is a Win's a win in the store, Casey,

(59:30):
hang on one second, man, we'll get all your information.
Appreciate you listening to the Woodies show.

Speaker 9 (59:33):
Yeah, that was gonna be like three dollars.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Yeah, just give it away.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
At that point, let's go to uh Dustin, Good morning,
Dustin Dustin.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yeah, morning, y'all, good morning. All right, Craigs's price is right, bort.
You want to bit on something, yeah, sure, let's do it.
All right, this is a WWFWWE WrestleMania Championship Belt rare
Kids Wearable Championship Wrestling belt with hul Cogan on it.
You're supposed to be able to slide the bottom knob
and change the picture, but I can't get it to

(01:00:02):
work properly. Still, he must have for any wrestling fan.
Price is firm, much like a Borts bonner.

Speaker 15 (01:00:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I had this.

Speaker 16 (01:00:12):
That's where my brother had this, and we had the
same damn problem. The thing wouldn't open up anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, all right, we'll hear me show everybody here in
the studio. It looks like it's made of fine plastics.
It's gold plastic. It's old plastics. Yeah, change the picture.
Just see this thing here at slides It changes the picture. Dude,
that's super cool. Isn't that really cool?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
I mean that's pretty fairly cool. I don't want Yeah, all.

Speaker 16 (01:00:35):
Right, So how much port considering most of these probably
didn't last past you know, the first year that came out,
what thirty years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
One hundred bucks? One hundred dollars Dustin, do you think
the actual Crisist price is higher or lower than one
hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I used to have one of those I'm thinking just
slightly higher. Oh, my.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Actual exist price is one hundred and twenty dollars under
and twenty bucks.

Speaker 14 (01:01:08):
For this thing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
I thought it'd be like twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Yeah, don't forget I sold a T shirt for four hundred,
so that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
That's true. All right, Well, Dustin hangout, thank you for
listening to wood show. Are just we'll get your information.
That's how you play the Craigslist prices.

Speaker 17 (01:01:21):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Well big news for my fellow Penguins fans. Pittsburgh Penguins,
you know, the hockey team.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Of the NHL. Yeah, so we talk about real fans.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
And while I appreciate everything that he has done for
the team and the tenure where he was the head coach,
the Penguins and their head coach, Mike Sullivan have agreed
to part ways. Is according to a press release that
just came out, agreed this morning. Kyle Dubas peace out
to Mike Sullivan. And I'm not sure. Somebody on the
text saying who do you think they're gonna get? Now?

(01:01:59):
I have no idea because I don't know, Like they
never use the word rebuilding, you know, and so you
want somebody who's not necessarily going to be growing with
the team. You want somebody's going to come in and
get more immediate results. I don't I don't really know
who's available out there right now. I mean obviously as
the season wraps up in six more months, like the NBA,

(01:02:22):
like SeaBASS was talking about, Like the NHL playoffs, Man,
they're just goes forever when your team's out of it.
When teams out of it and the playoffs are going on,
you you'll watch as a hockey fan. But man, you're like,
what when does this end now?

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
But also like where do you even find coaches who
are not you know, professional h n H college college, college, Yeah,
but that are making noise?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Well, I mean then you also you also have like
you know, from they can get like from wilkespar screend.
They can bring somebody up from there. But like dude
John Tortorella, Like dude Torts would be awesome. Go online,
go online and look at like, uh, there are highlight
reels of dude that guy did he He's I don't
really want him. But by the way, but you for

(01:03:07):
like a pure entertainment factor, it would be kind of interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
You hear a lot of even I'm going to use
a big word in the public zeitgeist quarters of done it.
But yeah, yeah, but like, but you hear about college
coaches sure out of you know, even if you don't
follow it, you'll hear about the coach's name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Like how do you even hear about some random Yeah,
that's Kyle Dubis's problem when you're in the interest, Like,
look about this menace if you were like, if let's say,
for god forbid, Greg decides to retire genas Sammy, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
And we're like, well, how do you even know about
the next cool, great radio person?

Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Well, we know because we're out here on these.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Streets the tracks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Dude, I got the next Greg Glory tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
That's Kyle Doubis's job to know about those things him within.
But again, Mike Salivan, Greg coach for a long time,
and you know, cool guy. I just think it's the
stale time too. I wish the Steelers would do the
same thing getting rid of Mike Tomlins jez No. I
think he's stale now what he has been saying that, yeah,
been saying that he coach prime right sho, Yeah, exactly right.

(01:04:13):
You know what brings bring him and his son a
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are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Monday morning. Jeez, Monday morning, April

(01:04:38):
the twenty eighth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being
here giving us some of your time this morning. My
name is Woody. That's great gory. There's a menace the
grand seabasses here. We got Sammy Morgan has taking your
calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woody. You can
also send us a text over at two to nine

(01:04:58):
eight seven. We got a question for the ladies, and
this is a great gory question. And I gotta say
I also have the same question. And yes, I realized
that there are things like Google and Chatt. I just
haven't google.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Wut your search history that I have no problem with.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
I just never thought to google it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
There's a ton of stuff that I always wonder about,
and I think I could probably look this up, but
I'd rather find out organically.

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
But at this point, knowing that Greg was going to
ask the question, I'm like, you know, I'll wait to
find out what the answer is. I can't from people
who have first hand experience with this, and so a
question for the ladies. We got some questions in general
for the ladies that we're going to get to here
this hour. Like you mentioned, the phones are open, you
get text over to two to ninety seven. You can

(01:05:48):
give us a follow on social media at the Woodie Show,
our YouTube page, YouTube dot com, slash the Ways Show.
Tons of animated podcasts up there. And I know it's
kind of a drought for a minute with the new
animated podcast, but we do. But we do have a
new one, SeaBASS, tell us all about it please, Well
it involves somebody getting justice and making Greg's neighborhood just
a better place to live. Greg's ongoing drama, right, and

(01:06:12):
I'll update you after we check out the podcast with
the with the neighbors and the trash cans. Oh my god,
just want the neighborhood to be nice. Yeah, his so wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
His story.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
It was so good that people were asking, hey, this
should be an animated podcast. We heard your request and
now it's a thing. You could see it on our
YouTube page, YouTube dot com, Slash the Woodi Show, Greg's
Neighbors leave their trash bins out seven days a week
for over a year, Sea Bass was enlisted to help.

(01:06:45):
Good morning, and thank you for calling infanitation. How can
we healthy today?

Speaker 15 (01:06:49):
Hi? I'm Greg Gory and I'm just curious. Whom do
I speak with about neighbors who leave their trash cans
out twenty four to seven sixty five?

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
That would be us?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Are you Greg Gory from the radio show?

Speaker 11 (01:07:08):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Yes, I am, of course that is accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Yes, Hello, good to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
My name's nice to meet you, Greg. Oh, girl.

Speaker 13 (01:07:16):
I used to listening to you guys all the time
for the past couple of years, and now that I
don't drive anymore, only get to hear on weekends.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Get that podcast Belad Thursday Trash Collection. That's accurate. Dad.

Speaker 13 (01:07:31):
If they go and visit on a Friday and the
trash cans are still out, they are supposed to leave
some type of note and eventually they used to face
fines or worse, arrest.

Speaker 15 (01:07:42):
Perhaps no, nobody's mean, Oh dang, imprisonment execution.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I guess well.

Speaker 15 (01:07:53):
I appreciate your professionalism. Hopefully this matter will be resolved
post taste. Say hi to witty everybody. Thanks again you
were a doll.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Have a good day. I have an amazing update. All
but one can has been cleared. Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Serious?

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
The rest of them I've been wheeled up the driveway
and placed out of sight. See boscuts results. Well, that's
the new animated podcast you can check out if you
go to our YouTube page YouTube dot com. Slash the
Woodie Show now post haste. That was the update that

(01:08:40):
Greg had for us at the time of that story.

Speaker 8 (01:08:42):
But as you heard Craig, there's another update that the
success of that phone call to the wonderful city the
employees was short lived.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
The cans are back and they have not budge. The
indoor can is still there, and now all the wheeled
ones are still there.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
The ones that are in the street. The other day
they were out in the street, and by say in
the street like beyond the curb where you have to
drive around them. Is there was a woman who I've
never seen before sitting on the front lawn of that
house with their kids, like I think, eating lunch or something.
I almost and I don't have the nerve to do it,
almost pulled over and wanted to say something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Hey, do you live here? Is this like I almost
hat your cans many times, and I've wanted to drive
right into them too.

Speaker 17 (01:09:30):
Well, I know that's what stuff your car. You don't
want to do that exactly, but yeah, that's the ultimate move,
is to oh no, no, no. I just thought as
I was preparing this, I just thought, I do have
the giants like eighteen by twenty four inch stickers that
I sitting in my place that basically say, there's essentially
cart narks for trash guys in this person warning this

(01:09:51):
slob leaves their cans out twenty four to seven.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
And yes, I will be making a trip by the neighbors.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Well, it's a great animated podcast. The animators that are
great job. If you want to see it, it's on
our YouTube page right now. Also, Menace is putting the
links and everything else in our social media, so you
can check that out at the Woody Show. Questions for
the ladies, starting with Gregg's and I'm very curious about
this is something I've heard of it. I don't know
exactly what it is or how it works. Is it painful?

Speaker 15 (01:10:19):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
All right? So some questions for the ladies. Okay, Greg,
what what made you wonder about this? In the first place. Honestly,
don't know, all right, so we're gonna try to get
some answers to the earth is term used. I hear
women complain about it. I think I might have seen
it referenced in a stand up special and I thought,
I've heard that my whole life. What on earth is it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
What is a.

Speaker 13 (01:10:50):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Your whole life? Without knowing?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
No, I know it's bad stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
But like a pap smear is when they well, I'm
sure you know how they do it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
They get all up there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
You have to explain it's it will the pap smerror,
I believe, tests specifically for cervical cancer. And so they
put the little duck bill in you have a little
speculum and they just really get open. Is well, I
think that can cause cervical cancer. Yeah, so that's all
part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
And then they take like a little another little tool
and they scrape.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Some cells off your cervice. Super pleasant, something a little
more abrasive. It feels like, no, they only I mean
that's they just do the Q tip. Usually, I think
I feel like I've gotten so just maybe I've had them.

Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
I've had them have to cut stuff out before too,
but that's something too different. That's if you have an
abnormal PAP. So they'll kind of slop around and then
they yeah, they send it to the lab and then
they go, okay, it's normal. If anything comes back abnormal,
then they have to check for more things and that's
when they might kind of scrape something out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Is that that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
But there's a question like why why do they got
to crank you up so open? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Like get up?

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Because that's that's the thing I've heard women complain about
the most. Are those what they called speculator.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Well, a pap smear and a pelvic exam are two
different things. You usually get them at the same time,
but they're the pelvic exam.

Speaker 15 (01:12:18):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
It looks at the whole area, all the ins and
outs and the sides and the middles and the backs
and the fronts. And then while you're in there, you're
gonna go go get up. But they feel around. Oh yeah,
they get up and.

Speaker 9 (01:12:30):
They they're checking for cysts and other things. There are hands, yes, hands, yeah,
they're like all right now, relax, you're just gonna feel
some pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
They get the whole hand in there.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Well, a couple of fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
They do it. They do that a big deal.

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
At the same time, they press on your abdomen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Right, Oh, it's like it's not blocking like checking, like
checking walls and stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:12:54):
Yeah, does it, Gina, Sammy? Does it hurt?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
One?

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
It doesn't mean anymore. Yeah, relax and you'll be Wait, Morgan,
you've had one?

Speaker 15 (01:13:03):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:13:03):
Yeah, I've had two. I haven't had enough.

Speaker 9 (01:13:05):
That's you've had, Gina, you've had two, Morgan?

Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
Yeah, since you were what how old?

Speaker 10 (01:13:10):
Since I think I got my first one when I
was like twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
How old are you? So? How does that work? I
thought that maybe to.

Speaker 10 (01:13:15):
Get them every year once you start having sex? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Yeah, yeah? But did yours not hurt?

Speaker 10 (01:13:20):
Morgan's It feels really awkward and like cold and obviously uncomfortable,
but it never hurts. I have friends that say they hurt,
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Like, all right, well we have a new uh we
have a new thing for mortgas. Yeah. God, she goes
and gets a PAP.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
Smear somewhere you go again, Yeah, Jack, Yeah, check, that's
very bit harder.

Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
So something else that I could easily google, you said?
Sammy said, if you have a normal pap is pap?
Does that stand for something, what the hell's past?

Speaker 17 (01:13:49):
Actually, I don't know, or is it just short for
pap smear? Well pap, I don't know, all right, I
do have the answer for that. It's named after somebody,
the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Of course from pat Smear. Yeah, yeah, he plays for.

Speaker 17 (01:14:06):
These are one of the punk bassist No, it's for
a Greek physician, George.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Papa docus Papa. Of course, it's always named after dude.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Yeah, all his friends call him pap dog.

Speaker 10 (01:14:21):
That'd be so cool. That's after yours.

Speaker 17 (01:14:23):
And the word smears because it looks like what you
get put on a bagelmear.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Good morning.

Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
And I will say too, Greg, just for your research
purposes that when you go when you get a pat smear,
because you're laying there and you're looking up. Some people
put little pictures on on the ceiling, like a snoopy
or other things are not snoopy, kid.

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
It's always pictures in babies, yeah, like Rando.

Speaker 9 (01:14:48):
Oh yeah, I hate I've seen that because they do
a lot of ivy effort deliveries and so it's all
the babies they've delivered.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
You can't show like Netflix and stuff nice. How long
is the process? Only a few minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
But then when they're like, you feel really cheap afterwards
because they're like, Okay, you're done, clean yourself up, get
out of here. Like there's just a lot of they
just walk out and you're in a paper gown and
you have yourself with the paper gown.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
You at least watch like a Mister Beast video while
you're doing that'd be nice.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
And that's usually the only time that they're like open
to questions, So you really got to like be on
you know, be on your feet. You have to be
like anyway, oh so when I am like, that's not
a great time to ask questions, but that's usually the option.

Speaker 10 (01:15:30):
It's like the dentists like, why are you asking me
questions right now?

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Exactly?

Speaker 9 (01:15:33):
Oh no, I think it's better rather than awkward silence
while that's happening, Like, let's just talk and pretend it's
not happening. Ask me questions.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Yeah, So how would you I would you guys, for
one hundred bucks go through a PAP smear?

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Yeah, I mean, dude, get prostate exams?

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Yeah, but you guys kind of like those do we
I heard that's a good thing, right ball No, because
they're not milking you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Sucks. That would be the same argument, like, well, someone's
just putting their fingers in you whatever, Like why is
that not like exciting for you, like especially a guy
like h And I've not had it done. She's supposed
to either for either for pleasure or for a you know,
doctor's visit. I've never had anybody messing with a prostate.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
What are you supposed to mend it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Fifty? I think, Greg, you're your due, But apparently I
guess I'm not asking the right questions.

Speaker 17 (01:16:28):
I've told you the story how I was recruited to
be a prostete exam a guinea pig.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Yeah, Craigslist.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
How do you get recruited for that? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
I was easily.

Speaker 17 (01:16:41):
You know, you're a young buck in radio, you know,
like a Morgan sort of position, and they don't pay
you anything. You're looking for new stuff to do. It's
like a Craigslist like, oh, medical or something or other.
You know, I was already a sperm donor. Oh this
guy he's like, yeah, I go to a different medical
colleges and teach them how to do prostate exams.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Uh, And we need somebody to be That'd be a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Lot of people exactly doing that, it might wear you out.

Speaker 17 (01:17:03):
Right, So he met me at a Starbucks. Oh yeah,
so hey, we're driving to Alabama.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Alabama. Well, I mean they have medical colleges in different states. Okay,
but I don't know why you would be driving.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Uhau was right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
There in the bathroom.

Speaker 13 (01:17:21):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
They were going to one of these things that they
were doing in Alabama. They stopped on the way to
try to recruit Sea Bass to join them, like and
if you want to taken them up on it. The
would said, hey, jump in the back. We're heading in Alabama.

Speaker 17 (01:17:32):
Yeah, he said, Well, he said, hey, I have to
show you how to like because you have to prep obviously, and.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Sounds like bang bus. Well that is why the camera. Yeah,
that is exactly why I did not go further than
you need.

Speaker 9 (01:17:45):
You have to come with me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
There's a question because I've heard about like, you know,
mammograms suck.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
I don't think that they squashed your boobs and stuff.
I've heard women complain about that. So as of all
of all the things that women have to go, what's
the worst the sogyny?

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Yeah, lower wages, what's like, what's the like if you
had called the exams because somebody said the i U
D taking now an insertion is the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
They'll take a pap over that any day.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
One hundred. I have heard that i U D s
should absolutely be you should get an anesthetic, and that
they just don't have time for that. They just squeeze
it on in and twist it and go, oh, you're fine.
It's I've heard that is incredibly painful.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
What's that again? Is that for like control, like an implant.
It's a little plastic anchor that if you're the right
side you can feel.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
I guess, yeah, bro, And people know a lot of
people don't get anesthetic when they get that implanted. But
you guys, apparently there's something called an anal paps mirror.
Oh you could get that. It collects little cells from
that canal to check for anal cancer. And didn't that
didn't fair face it die from that, right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
So what's the what's the worst answer the question? The
past is the worst?

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
The yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (01:18:59):
Haven't done anything else.

Speaker 10 (01:19:01):
Yeah, I didn't have the booby one.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
I mean I've had I've had them like laser stuff
out of my cervix and that felt like straight up Star.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Wars and it was horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
Yes, okay, no, they told me to take an advil
beforehand morning. Yeah, but lasers in there it felt like
I mean it was burning.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Lasers on the couchy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Yeah, no, che cheese on the couchy.

Speaker 11 (01:19:23):
You know.

Speaker 17 (01:19:24):
I have one simple request, and that is to have
sharks with freaking laser beans attached to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Their head so we can use a zap. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
It's a lot going on up there, guys. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
I have a non vaginal question for the ladies. We
were recently talking about sizes, like, oh, you're a thirty
two pants, you know, thirty two in seam or an
eleven shoe. Do you have some sort of seminar as
a young woman to learn how complicated women's sizing is
or is it something that is just through osmosis that
you figure out?

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
You just it's trial and error because because with vanity side,
it's like, oh I'm a two in gap or whatever.
It's all different depending on the site.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
It's all lies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Yeah, so dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Yeah, it's like ultraproductive.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
Like that's why in wedding dresses, you it's the true
size of like the size it's always been, so you
could be like I'm a size six, but in wedding
dresses you're like a twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Well what are you? You're like one of the tiniest
people I've ever met? Yes, yeah, what's your size?

Speaker 9 (01:20:22):
I guess it depends on what you're doing. I would
like depends on the brand and other stuff. But like
pants would be twenty four or double zero.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
Or doubles z brand, I'm extra extra small.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Rather, yeah, there was you know, zero, And then I've
met people that are like, yeah, I'm double zero.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
What yeah, because zero wasn't cool enough. Well, no, it
doesn't have to do with that.

Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
It's because they're trying to kind of keep the sizes
smaller for everyone. So anyone who's a size six can
be like, I'm a size four, But then I'm down
here being a double zero. People are like, that's not
even a size and they get mad at me, and
I'm like, I didn't make.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
The size of It's kind of funny about how they way.
It's the fact girls that I'm mad at you, right right,
I mean, why can't they just do Yeah, I mean
they do.

Speaker 9 (01:21:02):
It is it's very weird when people hear my size
that they get mad. But does that like I didn't
create sizing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Is that why it was getting mad?

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Is that why they do it? For the for the
women's clothing that they won't say small, medium, large, extra large,
two x or extra small. I've seen for you know,
regular adults that extra small, ye or why couldn't you
do extra extra small? They do?

Speaker 12 (01:21:20):
They do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
That's what I said.

Speaker 9 (01:21:21):
I get extra extra small depending on the brand.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Yeah, have it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
There's not a uniform thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Why can't why can't the pants, you know, be thirty?
It would be nice, that's what we're saying. But there's
some of them are like.

Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
I'm a twenty four in pants that are sized like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
I guess maybe I'm asking the question right. So for
the ones who do the I'm a size four, I'm
a size they Does that system exist to make people
feel smaller?

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
It does now it's called vanity sizing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Right, But so it's a game you all agree to play.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
Have a choice if you want to buy clothes.

Speaker 9 (01:21:56):
Yeah, we're not making the sizes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
It's been around for really, but that's something Let's say
you're thirteen years old, you're going out shopping for clothes
by yourself for the first time. How did you learn
all this credit.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
You just try it on. You don't have it every
single brand, every single store, you're gonna be something different.

Speaker 9 (01:22:10):
And you're sizing. I mean just for anybody. As a kid,
you're a certain size and it just goes up from there.
And that's just kind of how you learn about sizing
is like you're always young.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
Do you remember the store in them all five seven nine?

Speaker 12 (01:22:20):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Isn't that because they only sold sizes five seven and nine?

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
I mean that's what they say.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
I mean, I don't know if that was Actually.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
It's kind of like the cent store. There were things
in there that were more than ninety nine cents praps,
like three dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
That one brand that they only sell one size.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
Oh Brandon Melvi, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Brandy Glenn, Brandy Glen. No, No, that's that's a real Housewives.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Yeah it's Mandy Melville Melville.

Speaker 10 (01:22:48):
I think, yeah, what's her?

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
It's a fake person, it's not a real person, but
it is brand Brandy mel Brandy Melville.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I'm seeing on the texts there's a lot of a
lot of women voting between the papsmere and the saying
the IUD stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Is by far the worst one hundred percent all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
This one said, the most painful testing is when they
test for blockage of the fallopian tubes.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
I think they shoot a die up there for that
because my friend had to do it for her pregnancy stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
This one, Yeah, when you're going through fertility testing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
Yeah, that's why I said, you know what, like, I'm
not religious, but if God wanted me to be pregnant
and have a fine old time carrying a baby, I
would have done it by now.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
I don't. I don't need a science intervention. I shouldn't
have wife.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Yeah, I told you I was secretly hoping I was broken.
I tell you that. Yeah, I was hoping that I
had like a sperm issue or something like that, like lazy,
like everything else would be lazy. And then, you know,
because I toldt her to say, hey, look, I'm fine
with the idea of trying to have kids, but for
whatever we're not going to be going through. I'm not
willing to go through all the expense and hassle of

(01:23:52):
of the medical side of things, to fertility treatments to
get pregnant. That would just be God's Now. That was
my way of saying, like, well, you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Know, whoopsie, oh I tried yeah, we tried.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Meanwhile, the other way around. Am I a religious person,
Not at all, but I was certainly throwing out there,
well that's just God's way of saying. But you'll certainly
go we shouldn't be parents.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Yeah, same, but you'll certainly go into medical intervention when
it comes to preventing it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Oh, absolutely for sure, yeah all day, yeah absolutely, Well yeah,
now they're here.

Speaker 8 (01:24:24):
Yeah, well you had your kid what nine months to
the day after your wedding. I know that's pretty much
pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
We got married September, early September and she was pregnant
by the end of October. Nice, yes, happy birthday to me. Right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
They're good kids though, love them, they're good kids.

Speaker 8 (01:24:39):
Along the lines, yeah, along the lines of learning sizing.
Did you learn makeup or do you just have to
know how to do that?

Speaker 5 (01:24:50):
You go through some bad phases, remember we we grew
up before YouTube tutorial. My bang's going every which way.
No older sister is.

Speaker 9 (01:24:58):
A struggle, like you'd have to try and figure it
out through looking at magazines, yes, because that was really
all there was. And then for me personally, when I
started to learn how to do make up, I got
the bare minerals kit oh che dvd came with it
that showed you how to like use all the things
in the box. So you popped in the DVD and

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you're like, okay, and that's how I like did my
makeup for Winter formal, I think or something and uh
and then after that and now it's YouTube, so everyone
can look at these girls and go, oh my gosh,
they look so much older. They're only in high school.
And it's because they have YouTube to teach them, and
the rest of us were.

Speaker 10 (01:25:32):
Just a mess.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
It's because they're contouring, which is something I had to
take in college for a theater class.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Why do you just do that anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
That's crazy. So, yeah, you made a lot of mistakes.
None of us have any eyebrows left.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
It's a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
That's so complicated.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Right now we go through it again. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Right, we're gonna take a quick break. Thank you for
the answers, ladies. I appreciate that. Yeah, I got some
more Woody Show come up for your next hang out
back a good morning, everybody. We are the Woody Show,
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Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
But you were here now now.

Speaker 11 (01:26:43):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
So Greg had asked the question and question late number
one about pap smear what yes? And then the other
one was about makeup like are you just born knowing
how to do makeup?

Speaker 13 (01:26:55):
Or yes?

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Like do you take it right exactly? And as a
father of a daughter, I could tell you that kid's experiment,
especially the little girls with the with the makeup. One
of the cutest was that do you ever see that
the little girl got into her mom's lipstick, and then
her mom and dad confronted her about it. She's all
over her face, right, and they say, hey, where'd you
get that? And she had a creative answer for that.

(01:27:18):
Did you ask permission for that? Very cute? And she
says liptick elliptic. Yeah, but here big one? And then
I like giving my phone, so you put what you
put on? Yep, big one? Whose was that? It was
my head dick?

Speaker 11 (01:27:37):
It was?

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Did you ask anybody if you can put it on?
I asked myself, did you see how it looked?

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Well how do you if you could describe it? How
would you describe it? What like a noonie?

Speaker 14 (01:27:55):
Was like the noonie has bick lift. I'm moms and
and he he plintended it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Yeah, she keeps in the line. Hold on, now they're
going to ask her where she got it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
You bought it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Yeah, where'd you buy that? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:28:20):
I buy it from homie Depo.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Of course it's the w D forty line.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
I think I think Greg's last egg just dropped pretty much.
That's the Woodie Show, The wood Show. All right, welcome
back everybody. Yeah, it is a brand new week. We
are the Woody Show. We're coming down to the end

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of the offering for the Woody Show. Stanley Tumblr the
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who orders, and then we're ordering that. We don't inventory
those items, not that we're we won't bring them back
at some point, but not sitting around. Yeah, if you

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want them in the immediate yeah, I would go there
right now, just go to Woody Show merch dot com.
But also up there, we got a couple of new
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all the time items. Got it all show merch dot com.
Today's April of twenty eighth. It's Global Pay It Forward Day.

(01:29:31):
Nice biological clock day for you ladies. It's Clean Comedy Day,
Oh oh sweet, which I hate it when it used
to be a thing, I think more than eighties and nineties.
It's like, well, I don't have to say dirty words.
I can work clean and still be funny. You're true.
That's like people that say, like you don't have to
drink to have a good time, Greg, That is not true.

(01:29:53):
But then there's those comics who you know, insert words
thinking that it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
Well, yeah, right exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:29:59):
I think gets he's a clean comic, right, yeah, it's clear.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Yeah, I'm not saying there aren't funny comics. Is the
one who make a big deal about they have to
announce it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
They are, Yeah, yeah, instead of just doing comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Babe. It's Kiss your Mate Day.

Speaker 13 (01:30:12):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
I can't wait to get home and give the little
puppy a kiss. She's my best buddy. Today's National Cubicle Day,
National Superhero Day, It's Occupational Safety and Health Day, Greg,
It's National Auctioneers Week, and National Blueberry Pie Day. I
can't do is today nice? We got some birthdays and

(01:30:34):
your porn of Birthday coming to appear in just a moment.
First Menace is an update. What's happening in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Yeah, Lindsay Lohan's dad is going to be doing nine
months in jail for violating his probation. Now, I told
I don't fully understand why he's going to jail, but
I'll tell you violating probation.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah, I don't know why it's on probation.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
Well no, no, no, why he's going to jail for this?
So let me explain. So he's going to jail because
he suggests people to a sober house, right, so, and
apparently he gets kickbacks from the Silver House for bringing
people in, oh, for referring people. Yeah, so apparently you
can't do that in the state of Florida. And he

(01:31:14):
got paid at least twenty five thousand dollars for bringing
people into this sober house, like people that he was dating,
Like he would convince the ship that he's dating, like, hey,
you should really go to this silber house. And then
when he brought him in, he would get a little check.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:28):
It's called patient brokering.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Oh not great, Yeah, it's that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
Yeah, it corrupt. He's going to be doing nine months
for that. Geez, all right, who knew? So apparently I'm
not going to tell people to go to the sober
house because I don't want to get in trouble. All right.
How about Steve Irwin. I we had Steve Irwin fans
in the building, right, I mean, you're a big fan, Woody,
you love Steve Irwin. Yeah, crocodile h Yeah, the crocodile Hunter.

(01:31:53):
I thought it was crazy. Yeah, seemed like a nice guy,
definitely fun.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
What's the way he died? Tragic?

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Terrible, But his son is going to be joined the
cast of Dancing with the Stars, which has had a
huge resurgence, by the way, it's a thirty fourth season
of Dancing with the Stars, and it's gonna be on
ABC this fall. I hesitated because I know it went
to Disney Plus for a little bit, but it's actually,
since it's been so huge, it's back on ABC. Cute

(01:32:22):
that show is still people love it. I don't know,
they've like refound it. By the way, his sister Bindy
won Dancing with the Stars in twenty fifteen. How about
this all right? I don't know, how do you guys
feel about this? Kelly Rippa's daughter, Lola Conzuilos, Is that
how you said?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
She says that she wants to get revenge on her
parents for all the embarrassing PDA photos that they post
of themselves on social media, And there's one photo in
particular that she says that she wants to recreate with
somebody where her mom, Kelly is bent over doggie style
and her dad is like behind Kelly and has like

(01:33:02):
a shocked face. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah okay, and he
has like the shirt off and he's all ripped. Yeah.
People made a big deal about this photo. Right, But
she says if she did recreate the photo that her
dad would freak out on her. But how do you
feel about that because they're putting all these photos out
she's of age.

Speaker 8 (01:33:20):
Yeah, I don't think if I were her, I wouldn't
be embarrassed. I'd be stoked. But your parents are hot.
You have a great life.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
Totally, and if I'm not mistaken, before they met on
all my children, he was a stripper in like Florida.
He was, Yes, he was exotic dancer.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
Though.

Speaker 9 (01:33:36):
You don't want to see your parents doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Well, then don't look follow They shouldn't look at hers.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
But is it is it okay for the daughter to
recreate the photo?

Speaker 10 (01:33:45):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Would so the dad shouldn't be mad. No, not if
he's doing it all right, Okay, fine, you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
His exotic dancer name was meat noise Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
He's so ripped. Yeah, all right, Well one day, right, guys, Now,
did you see this Time magazine. They had like this
a big event. It's called Time one hundred, So like
a bunch of stars were there and they were doing
all these panels and Ryan Reynolds was actually on one
of the panels and he said that his son's favorite

(01:34:15):
movie of his is actually one of his biggest flops,
which is The Green Lantern, and The Green Lantern, if
you don't know, has twenty five percent on ron Tomatoes.
It came out in twenty eleven. But that's actually where
he met his wife, Blake live right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
They're both in it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
Yeah, And the budget was two hundred million. It made
two hundred and seventy five million in the box office,
but that's still considered a huge flop, one of the
biggest ever. Was almost ruined Ryan's career, but he said
that he actually learned a lot when shooting that movie
because he said that he kind of just shut up
and went with the flow instead of making suggestions. And

(01:34:53):
he said that he learned, hey, if you see something
being terrible, like speak up and say something, oh and
change stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:35:01):
Yeah, then there's Deadpool where he spoke up helped change
a lot of things when they didn't have a budget,
changed the script and everyone else.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Yeah, it helps rewrite it and stuff like that. So
he said that he wished she did that back then,
but he was too afraid. So how about this, Greg,
You are a big Brady Bunch fan, right, did you
see this news with Susan Olson aka Cindy Brady.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Oh? I only saw the headline that something like I
almost died or something.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
So if you don't know Brady Bunch a very old
timey TV shows that break.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
Used to worship it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
Anything I was obsessed with.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
We're laughing about that. But I was just part of
a conversation with a bunch of people who do research
for the kind of work that we do. Really kind
of getting into who are the people you don't really
the Bloit College that does that list every year.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
Yes, so he called them mindset Yeah, kind of like
basically like awareness. Yeah, because young people.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
So many people will be having a conversation with somebody
and they're using references. They might say, well, you know,
like on the Brady Bunch, and it's like that is
so not on their radar really, and so no, oh
hell no, no, no, So what's interesting? So fifty years ago,
these college professors every year before the school year begins,
they get an update as list of things that the

(01:36:16):
incoming class of freshmen have no frame of reference on.
They've never lived in a world where chat GPT was
not a thing, that kind of thing. And you get
some of these things. You sit there and go, oh,
what you really realize, like sometimes you're talking about stuff,
You're saying stuff. Remember when your parents just saying stuff?
You're like, what who? It's It's funny Now how quickly
because there's the cycle now is much faster. Yeah, So

(01:36:38):
Brady Bunch might as well been mister Edeh how that
was to us? Like, it's that old Yeah Andy Griffith show,
I love Lucy.

Speaker 9 (01:36:49):
What about the Brady Bunch movie that was a little
bit sooner?

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
Does that make it out actual?

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Five?

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
And the actuals I'm talking about? Was it in that
movie three decades ago?

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
It's a TV show even longer ago. So what happened
to Cindy?

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Yeah, so back in nineteen sixty nine, Ah, when they
were shooting the pilot, she was actually doing some promo
photos and I guess she had some like scrapes on
her legs or whatever, so they had her stand up
on a makeup chair, and they were putting some makeup
on her legs and some lighting fell knocked her off
her chair and it gave her two black eyes and

(01:37:25):
a huge swollen nose. And she's like, oh, my parents
should have like sued back then or whatever made a
big deal about it. But she said that they didn't
make a big deal about it because they're afraid that
she would have gotten kicked off the show, probably in
the middle of shooting the pilot, so they played it
off like it wasn't a big deal. But she said
that she got really messed up off it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Yeah, just betoke got the part.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
Yeah. Now, another show that people might not have a
reference on, but they might have awareness about Malcolm in
the Middle. The reboot is officially happening and photos are
coming out online and people are really excited about. It's
still not an official release date. They say maybe maybe
later this month, but there was no date, so it

(01:38:09):
might just kind of pop up on your Disney Plus
this month. And now Frankie Minez, I don't know if
you remember this. He says he doesn't really even remember
shooting the show really, yeah, because he's got a couple
concussions and like mini strokes. Aw, that's weird. Yeah, so
he's like, who are these people? And do I even
know how to act? Still?

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
All right, So going into this year, most college freshmen
eighteen to nineteen years old, which means that they were
born let's see in two thousand and six or two
thousand and seven. College freshmen damn okay, So these are
some things they wouldn't get without explanation in the spirit
of the Bloyd College mindset list. iPods never owned one.

(01:38:50):
Music has always lived on their phone, right. DVDs watched
more on streaming services from a disc. These are college
freshman blockbuster a meme than a memory.

Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
MySpace may have heard of it as a joke but
never used it. Flip flone flip phones, burning CD sounds
like witchcraft. DVDs by mail through Netflix that never happened
in their lifetime.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
Idea of usage.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
The Brittey Spears breakdown. They were literally babies Pannah Montana.
Maybe saw reruns as toddlers, but that's it. Nine to
eleven just a history class. That's way after two thousand
and one. Barack Obama's election in two thousand and eight,
they were in diapers, landlines at home what are those encyclopedias?
Wikipedia has always been a thing, paper maps, Google maps

(01:39:37):
always been there, using cash fax machines, like all things
that are foreign to college freshmen. So you say Brady
Bunch and you're like, yeah, let me ask grandpa. Pritney
Spears is still breaking down, So yeah, they know they're
breaking down enough. All right, all right, thank you very much, Menaced.
Problem time for your birthdays and your part of birthday

(01:40:01):
both Showay, we're gonna shi, we're gonna sitage and you
know we don't do birthday all right. So there are
celebrities around this building all the time, constantly, Menace. Who
just run into last week? The chick from since Revo Yeah,
oh yeah, the chick from Wicked, Yeah yeah, and I

(01:40:24):
had already left the building.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
Yeah, what was she doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Interviews?

Speaker 8 (01:40:28):
I saw her come out of the elevator with her entourage.
Nobody was speaking, nobody was smiling.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
It was fun. Waffed it out the one time I
really freaked out when there were some people in the building,
I know, call doctor dre That was cool. Yeah, but
who is that great property brother? The property brother? Yeah,
was like a child. Oh, I was so excited. Peek out. Well,
it's their birthdays today. It's Jonathan and Drew Scott's birthday.
They're both forty seven years old birthday. Jay Leno is

(01:40:57):
seventy five, Jessica Alba is forty four, and Lbie Cruz
is fifty one today or hey, Garcia hurly On Law
Yeah is fifty two. Actress former model Bridget Monahan is
fifty four. She's also Tom Brady sex. She's the one
that pumped out the baby for him and then he
cheated on her with Giselle. Oh yeah right, yeah, In fact,

(01:41:17):
wasn't she pregnant?

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:41:19):
I was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
It's like gross menace. Rapper Too Short is fifty nine,
and it's John John Daily. He's also fifty nine. That
guy man. He loves golf, sex, he smokes, booth, all
his favorite things, not necessarily in that order, dude. He
is a degenerate gambler. Did you ever hear his stories?

Speaker 14 (01:41:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
He claims he's lost fifty five million dollars gambling, and
he claims that he had sex three or four times
a day. That part, I don't believe. Yea that got
nine years old, you're doing it? I mean, he lost
that much money. If you ever see like a picture
of him or a video when he's doing these golf
things these days, it looks like Santa Claus golfing. It does.

Speaker 6 (01:41:59):
He has a nice little potbelly.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Two And Today's porno birthday is Nina el and today's
birthday girl She slid down More Poles and a firefighter
in seven hundred and forty three fine films, including Adventures
and Deep Throating Greg. She was in Finger Licking Girlfriends
Volume three. Really also Greatest Squirters Ever Volume seven. Yes,
another one of Greg's favorite soccer lesbians. Hell yeah, she

(01:42:23):
was in I'm a Nymphomaniac Like My Mom Volume three. Oh,
who can forget her unforgetable role in bubble Butt anal
Sluts it's like doctor Seuth.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
That's Nina l who's forty five years old today. And
that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Monday morning. Look at what's happening in the world
of entertainment. More fun than Gonerrhea.

Speaker 8 (01:42:47):
I mean, I've had Goneree a few times, and I'd
say I haven't had Gonerie show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
All Right, Well, that's gonna do it for Monday morning.
All right, checking one out of five days off that list.
We got the full show podcast everything you missed today.
Find it on Today's podcast. Or you don't have that
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to thirty minute highlight podcast that's available by going to
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(01:43:14):
platform of your choice. We got caught up on all
the weekend cheers, jeers, all the trending news headlines, the
way the Craigslist price is right. That's all on today's podcast,
among other things coming up for you Tomorrow, we're back
with an all news show and meeting some people at
the Crossroads Woody Show. Crossroads also going to need and
you can think about this your nominee for Woodi Show

(01:43:35):
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us on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah, one
last thing, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom. Please if
you played Snake on a Nokia phone time for a colonoscopy? Snake? Yes,

(01:44:18):
what was the main.

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Game?

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Yeah? I was addicted to I don't I don't remember
that that game Snake like the lower dots you ate
the longer the snake got, and you had to like,
but you couldn't like your own tail. My kids play
a version of that, like on the iPad. Oh really, Yeah,
I didn't know that was an old timy game.

Speaker 9 (01:44:39):
Yeah, yes, that's the first phone game.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
God, what was I doing on my phone making calls
or something? That is weird? I wasn't aware of that, idiot.
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thanks so
much for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
Have a great day. S M D double M. I
quit this bitch,